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Vol. 94, nos. 1 - 24 



September 13, 2007- 

May 1 , 2008 







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Abortion: agency for alternatives to abortions provides free aid 


December 6,2007 


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Accreditations: Clarion University leads state system 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Admissions Office deems freshman class largest in recent years 


Sept. 27. 2007 


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ALF: CUP students prepare for 54th Annual A.L.F. 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Amerjcan Bar Association re-approves CUP paralegal program 


October 4. 2007 


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Art Gallery: Crafted exhibit comes to University Gallery 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Basketball: Men's basketbaH ready to tip-off season 


November 15, 2007 


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Basketball: Men's defeats Bloomsburg 69-67 in double overtime 


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Basketball; Men's off to a slow 0-3 start, with loss to Wheeling Jesuit 


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Basketball: Women's basketball set to host Clarion Classic 


November 15, 2007 


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Basketball: Women's off to 3-1 start 


November 29, 2007 


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Basketball: Women's off to a 5-1 start this season 


December 6,2007 


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Bill to ban cell phones yet to be passed 


October 18, 2007 


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Bill would add U.S. funds to fight staph spread 


October 25. 2007 


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Budget: CUP budget to be balanced by end of 2008 fiscal year 


Sept. 27, 20O7 


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Career Services host a week of job-search skills 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Construction to begin mid-October 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Crime: South Street, Fifth Ave. area causes concern 


November 15, 2007 


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Crime: Threats on two Clarion University students occur within weeks 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Cross Country finishes in second place at California Invitational 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Cross Country: X-C finishes fifth at East Regionals 


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Cultural night draws large crowd 


November 15, 2007 


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CUP efficiency efforts awarded 


November 8, 2007 


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Dance Team: to be held 


December 6,2007 


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Debate team: CUP debate team hosts tournament 


November 1,2007 


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Delta Zeta holds mock accident to raise awareness 


October 25, 2007 


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Diversity: Building Bridges encourages campus leadership 


November 29, 2007 


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Donate-A-Meal: CUP aids community during hoHdays 


December 6,2007 


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bagle Ambassadors promote student-alumni relations 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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emergency communication system: CUP to implement new 


Sept. 27, 2007 


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Equity Week focuses on Women's golobal issues 


November 8, 2007 


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Faculty senate discusses construction plans 


October 11, 2007 


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Faculty senate discusses MRSA incident 


October 25, 2007 


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Football drops to 0-8 with tough 21-14 loss at Fairmont State 


October 25. 2007 


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Football finishes season 0-1 1 after overtime loss 


November 15, 2007 


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Football jumps out to an early lead but SRU rallies for the win 


October 18, 2007 


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Football keeps it close to the end, but falls to #20 lUP 38-31 


November 1,2007 


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Football loses offensive battle at Edinboro 49-30, drop to 0-10 


November 8, 2007 


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Football stays close early but falls to 23rd ranked West Chester 49-21 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Football: Golden Eagle football falls to 0-4 with 52-10 Loss to Bloomsburg 


Sept. 27, 2007 


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Football: Golden Eagles football falls at home to Kutztown 35-13 


Sept. 13, 2007 


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Football: falls to 12th ranked California 56-0 


October 4, 2007 


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Football: Golden Eagles football falls to Shippensburg 41-23 on homecomir 


October 11, 2007 


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Fries, Sarah reaches 1,000 kills 


Sept. 27, 2007 


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Going Green: Clarion University goes "green" 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Golf takes first at Hal Hansen Invite 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Golf team finishes in top two in each of last two tournaments ( 


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C3olf: Clarion announces the addition of women's golf for fall 2008 i 


November 1,2007 


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Sroves, John: addresses role of faculty senate [ 


December 6,2007 


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Harrison, Jennifer: off to a successful start ( 


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_ Hip Hop: CUP hosts second annual Hip-Hop symposium 


October 11, 2007 


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Stemmler, Kevin: Clarion professor's study spans the globe 


October 11, 2007 


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_ Hip-Hop Symposium: Second annual attracts over 800 


October 25, 2007 


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Student Senate elects new senator 


November 29, 2007 


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_ Homecoming: Pep rally kicks oft Clarion homecoming 


October 11. 2007 


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Student Senate removes section of policy 


November 15, 2007 


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_ Honors Program: to nost 4ifnd annual conference 


October 25, 2007 


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Student senate: policy changes approved 


October 25, 2007 


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Howard University: CUP hosts delegation 


December 6,2007 


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Student Senate: reviews initial decision 


November 29, 2007 


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Insomnia hiim hestlval: five students compete 


November 1,2007 


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Students on CUP campus opt to go without shoes for one month 


October 4, 2007 


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Kuntz, Melissa: Art Professor's work on display at gallery In Lawrenceville 


November 8, 2007 


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Students receive aquatic companions 


Sept. 20. 2007 


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Lingwall, Andrew conduct PR panel in Pittsburgh 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Swim and dive teams finding early success 


November 1.2007 


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Military bcience 110 new alternative to HP 1 1 1 


November 1,2007 


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Swim teams finish second and fifth at Zippy Invititational 


December 6,2007 


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More schools otter leacner bonuses as House debates issue 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Swim teams: Men and Women's swim teams host Duquesne 


November 15. 2007 


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MRSA case confirmed 


October 18, 2007 


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Tennis improves record to 2-1 with win against Westminister 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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MRSA: second case confirmed 


October 25, 2007 


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Tennis places second at East Regionals 


Sept. 27. 2007 


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Olivas-Lugan, Miguel researches US and Mexico Technology 


Sept. 13, 2007 


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Terman, Philip opens Faculty Author Seminar Series with his poetry 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Parking: Clarion university implements new parking assignments 


Sept. 13,2007 


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Text Message AJerts: University implements 


December 6,2007 


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PASSHb CUP awarded $1.3 million by 


October 18, 2007 


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Transitions: CUP implements new transcript 


November 29. 2007 


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Pedestnan Safeiy: Senate addresses pedestrian safety 


November 8, 2007 


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United Way 5K: CUP teams compete in United Way 5K 


NoverTJber 8. 2007 


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PLCB Clarion PoNce Borough funds 


October 4, 2007 


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Volleyball defeats Lock Haven for second time this season 


October 18, 2007 


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HK professional to speak at Clahon 


November 8, 2007 


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Volleyball loses in PSAC final to play Lees McRae in NCAA playoffs 


November 15, 2007 


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Prioleau, Rachelle:New dean addressed senate about priorities 


November 29, 2007 


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Volleyball seniors prepare for final home game of their careers 


November 1, 2007 


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Promotion: Professors earn tenure 


November 8, 2007 


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Volleyball suffers first defeat of season 3-2 to California 


Sept. 20, 20O7 


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Proposed [-80 toll passes state legislature, needs federal approval 


Sept. 13, 2007 


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Volleyball team off to perfect 11-0 start after win over SRU 


Sept. 13. 2007 


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Provost Search: President please with response 


Sept. 13. 2007 


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Volleyball wins again, set to play West Chester in PSAC 


November 8, 2007 


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PRSSA to campaign for statewide challenge 


October 11, 2007 


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Volleyball: Golden Eagle Volleyball gets another win, defeats Slippery Rock 


October 11, 2007 


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Rather, ban Tiles lawsuit against CBS 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Volleyball: Golden Eagles keep on rolling, defeats lUP 3-0 


Sept. 27, 2007 


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Recycled Percussion rocks Clarion for a second time 


November 1.2007 


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Volleyball: middle hitters provide key contributions for Golden Eagle 


October 4. 2007 


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Relay for Life: Preparation begins at Clarion University 


December 6,2007 


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Volleyball: Spreading breast cancer awareness at CUP 


November 1,2007 


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Request for tenure track applications announced 


Sept. 27. 2007 


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WCUB-TV's remote truck gets a make over 


October 18, 2007 


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Richard, Erinj^vins PSAC's; Clarion finishes eighth 


November 1,2007 


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Wireless mic systemClarion to purchase 


October 11, 2007 


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Richard, fcrin: finishes 61st at NCAA Championship 


November 29, 2007 


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wolf, Jamie named female Division II scholar athlete 


October 18, 2007 


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Roc members explore their adventurous side 


November 15, 2007 


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Wrestlers getting ready for PSAC Championship 


December 6,2007 


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Rombach, Corin and Devin: finding success together in doubles 


October 25. 2007 


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Wrestling off to a 2-4 start this season 


November 29. 2007 


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RSb funding policies questioned 


October 4. 2007 


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Zellers, Amie Rendell names CUP student Trustee 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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RbU: Requested funds allocated to two RSOs 


October 4, 2007 


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RSO: Student senate announces RSO statuses and search for new senatoi 


October 18, 2007 


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October 18, 2007 


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Senate allocates funds 


November 1.2007 


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Senate appoints new senator 


Sept. 20, 2007 


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Senate discusses policy after late request 


Sept. 27, 2007 


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Sex Talk excites CUP students 


Sept. 13.2007 


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Soccer defeats Gannon 1-0, remains in third place in PSAC- West 


October 4, 2007 


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Soccer duels to a 0-0 tie with Kutztown, Currently in third place in PSAC 


Sept. 27. 2007 


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Sept. 13,2007 


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Soccer loses to (Jalifornia 2-0, remains tied for fourth in PSAC-West 


October 11. 2007 






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Soccer shutout for seventh straight game 


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Volume 94 Issue 1 



September 13, 200? 



Construction to begin mid-October 



Donald Baum 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dwbaum@clarlon.eclu 

CLARION, Sept. 10 - 
Construction of three new 
buildings at Clarion 
University will begin in 
mid-October. 

The three new buildings 
are all part of a campus ren- 
ovation that is already 
underway with the current 
work being done on the new 
Biotechnology Center in the 
area of what was once the 
Pierce Parking lot or lot A. 

Two new resident halls 
are also in the plans for the 
Clarion campus renova- 
tions. Unlike the 
current dorm-style resi- 
dence halls of Nair, 
Wilkinson, Givan, 
Ballentine, Becht and 
Ralston, in which students 
currently pay $1,597 per 
semester and share public 
bathrooms and shower facil- 
ities, the new residence 
halls will display apartment 
style features. 

These features will 
include one bathroom for 
every two students, air con- 
ditioning, high-speed inter- 




Construction on the new science and technology center will begin in October and the new 
building will be 98,000 square feet (The Clarion Call/ Jessica Lasher). 

net, cable access, and tele- Foundation Inc. The bonds will be $3,200 per student 

are to be repaid using stu- 
dent fees. A four-person 
suite in one of the new resi- 
dent halls, to be situated in 
the Ralston Hall flats area, 



phone connections. 

The new $20 million res- 
idence halls are being 
financed through the 
Clarion University 



per semester. 

See 

"CONSTRUCTION" 
continued on pags 2. 



President pleased 
with response to 
Provost search 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

8_()el<oebief®clarion.edu 



CLARION, Sept. 11 - The 
search for a Provost con- 
tinues into the Fall semes- 
ter, as former Provost 
Linda Nolan announced 
her resignation in March 
of 2007. 

Since the announce- 
ment of Nolan's resigna- 
tion, Clarion University 
has had the search for a 
new Provost/ Academic 
Vice President underway. 

A Provost Search 
Committee made up of fac- 
ulty and admini-strators 
has been formed to moni- 
tor the search and to 
review applications as 
they are received. 

President Joseph 
Grunenwald said, "We are 
pleased with the response 
thus far." 

Grunenwald was 
unable to release the num- 



ber of applications 
received. 

Interviews of appli- 
cants have not taken place 
yet, as the closing date for 
applications is September 
21. 

"We are hopeful that 
on-campus interviews may 
be completed during the 
fall semester with a rec- 
ommendation and selec- 
tion that would allow a 
starting date as early as 
late January 2008," said 
Grunenwald. 

While there is current- 
ly not one particular indi- 
vidual that is acting as 
Provost, Grunenwald indi- 
cated that '"leadership 
within the Division of 
Academic AfTairs is being 
provided by an Interim 
Leadership Council com- 
prised of members from 
the Deans Council and the 
President's Executive 
Council." 



Threats on two Clarion University students occur within weeks 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

S ebvori@clariQn.edu 

Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s bekoeblerclarion.edu 



CLARION. Sept. 10 - 
Within weeks, two Clarion 
University students have 
been threatened by 
unknown suspects. 

A female Clarion 
University student was 
allegedly approached and 
threatened by an individual 
on Thursday, August 20 at 



approximately 12^50 p.m. 

An e-mail concerning 
the incident was sent out to 
the entire university com- 
munity around 2^15 p.m., by 
the Director of Public Safety 
David Tedjeske. 

She was approached in 
the parking lot near 
Chandler Dining Hall by a 
male, which according to the 
e-mail, "allegedly 

approached her from 
behind, grabbed her arm 
and threatened to sexually 
assault her." 

The female described the 
suspect as a college-aged 
white male, approximately 
6'0" tall, medium build, 



wearing a muscle t-shirt, 
blue mesh shorts, and white 
high top sneakers. He was 
also reported to be wearing 
a white baseball cap. The 
female was not reported to 
have been injured. The inci- 
dent is still under investiga- 
tion. 

However, freshman, 
Rena Sims, said she still 
feels secure about walking 
on campus. "They [Public 
Safety] got it [information 
about the incident] out 
well." 

Freshman Casey Perry 
said she was not surprised 
to hear that an incident had 
been reported to public safe- 



ty this early in the new 
school year. 

"I was already taking 
precautions, not walking by 
myself," Perry said. 

Perry indicated that she 
had been following the sug- 
gestion given at the Sexual 
Harrasment Seminar dur- 
ing Discovery Weekend. 

"The sexual harassment 
seminar stated that females 
shouldn't walk around by 
themselves," she said. 

Tedjeske was not avail- 
able for comment. However, 
the office of University 
Relations said they know 
nothing further than what 
was provided in the e-mail 



and that the investigation is 
ongoing. 

Most recently, a second 
female student reported 
that on September 9 around 
1 a.m., she was approached 
by an unknown male on 
South Street, near eighth 
Avenue. 

She described the indi- 
vidual as a white male, 20- 
21 years of age, with black 
hair, around 6'0" and a 
medium build. 

He supposedly was 
wearing dark jeans and a 
long sleeve pin striped shirt. 

The male allegedly 
pushed the victim against a 
tree, but her cell phone rang 



and he fled the area. 

University Relations 
sent a mass e-mail across 
the University concerning 
the incident and also includ- 
ed several precaution 
reminders. 

University Relations 
advises students to do the 
following: walk in lighted 
areas, do not walk alone, 
share your plans with oth- 
ers, and report suspicious 
behavior. 

Public Safety is asking 
that if anyone has informa- 
tion concerning either inci- 
dent to please call the Office 
ofPublic Safety at 393-2111. 



Proposed 1-80 toil passes state legislature, needs federal approval 




Interstate 1-80 is used by University students and memoers ot ine community and couia oe one 
of the new highways with tollbo oths. (The Clarion Call/ Andy Lander). 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clarlon.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 9 - The 
Pennsylvania Turnpike 
Commission has proposed to 
toll Interstate 80 (1-80) in 



order to generate revenue. 

This proposition has cre- 
ated much controversy in 
the surrounding communi- 
ties, including Clarion. 

As it stands, the only cur- 
rent toll located on 1-80 in 
Pennsylvania is at the 



Delaware Water Gap 
Bridge, located between 
Pennsylvania and New 
Jersey. 

The toll proposal, Act 
44, plans for ten tollbooths 
to be created ' along 
Pennsylvania's 1-80. Act 44 



doesn't just include creating 
new tolls; the proposed plan 
also includes raising the 
prices of preexisting tolls in 
Pennsylvania. 

All of this tolling is 
going to generate revenue 
that some officials believe 
the state needs. 

Allen Biehler, the 
Secretary of Transportation 
for the Pennsylvania 
Department of 

Transportation (PennDOT), 
said that the revenue gener- 
ated from Act 44 will go to 
improving the quality of 
transportation in 

Pennsylvania. 

"The funding will repair 
highways and bridges as 
well as provide funding for 
public transportation and 
help improve state infra- 
structure," Biehler said. 

He also said he feels 
that the toll will help to 
repair Pennsylvania's roads 
and improve transportation 
for the state. Additional 
public transportation sys- 
tems are also in the works 
with the money that could 
be generated by Act 44. 



However, not everyone 
agrees with Biehler 's stance 
on the subject. 

The Clarion Area 
Chamber of Business and 
Industry is currently look- 
ing for members to join the 
"Stop 1-80 Toll Committee." 

A representative for the 
"Stop 1-80 Toll Committee" 
was unavailable for com- 
ment, but issued a state- 
ment regarding its negative 
view of Act 44. 

"We need to assure our 
opinion is known by state 
government about the nega- 
tive economic impact to 
future development in our 
region, the economic and 
financial impact on our 
manufacturers in Clarion 
and surrounding counties, 
the impact of increased com- 
mercial traffic on our toll- 
free highways through our 
communities, funds from 
the tolls that undoubtedly 
will be sent onto mass tran- 
sit authorities and not pro- 
viding sufficient funds to 
maintain 1-80 or the local 
roadways that will suffer 
increased traffic due to this 



measure," said Chamber 
Executive Director, lYacy 
Becker. 

The committee is plan- 
ning on organizing a public 
discussion breakfast with 
state legislators as well as 
organizing petition stations 
during the National City 
Autumn Leaf Festival. 

According to Biehler, Act 
44 has passed state legisla- 
ture but still needs federal 
approval. 

In the instance that the 
toll would be approved, com- 
munity members may not 
actually vsee it for several 
years. 

At the moment, the tolls 
for Pennsylvania's 1-80 
would not be expected to 
begin operation until 2010. 
There are plans to research 
Interstate 80 throughout 
2008 to find suitable and 
practical locations for what 
is anticipated to be ten elec- 
tronic tolls. 

Construction would not be 
set to begin until 2009 and 
the toll would be expected 
to be in full operation the 
following year. 



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Clarion University goes "green 



Lacey Lichvar 
Clarion Call Staff Wrrter 

S_ldlichvarOclarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 9 - The 
University recently won a 
$163,996 grant wiiidi will 
be Bsed to include a com- 
bined heat and power sys- 
tenn in the plans for the new 
Science and Technology 
Center. 

This will be the first 
"green" building osn campus, 
which means it is energy 
efficient. 

Dr. Joshua Pearce of 
the Physics department is 
heading this project, as he 
wrote the grants for the 
project and worked with 
students in his energy of 
physics and the environ- 
ment course to come up 
with the best design for the 
building. 

The students compiled 
various "green features" 
they thought would work 
well in the Science and 
Technology Center. Many 
of these ideas are to be used 
in the building, such as a 
roof that collects rainwater. 

Clarion University stu- 
dent Heather Zielonka con- 
ducted an energy audit of 
the current science center 
as well as a plug load analy- 
sis in order to determine 
how much energy was being 
used in each room. This 
information aided the engi- 
neers in optimizing the 
energy use in the new 
building. 



Pearce said he believes 
that it is not difficult to 
help the environment. All it 
takes is the combination of 
common sense and really 
thinking about what could 
help. 

According to Pearce, 
the building will house a 
solar powered rooftop. It 
will be embedded with pho- 
tovoltaic cells that will 
transform rays from the 
sun into electricity that will 
be used all over the new 
building. 

The cells create 35,000 
kw hrs/year of renewable 
solar energy; eliminate over 
14 tons of carbon dioxide 
emissions and save 22,000 
gallons of water and 14 tons 
of coal. 

Pearce said this infor- 
mation will be monitored 
and displayed for students 
to use in their studies. 

Working with the roof 
to provide the building with 
power will be a micro-tur- 
bine. This is essentially a 
small jet engine and it is a 
Combined Heat and Power, 
or CHP, system, which runs 
on natural gas. This gives 
an 80 percent efficacy com- 
pared to the 33 percent 
from traditional systems. 

According to the 
University's Distributed 
Energy Web site, '"tradition- 
al systems release heat into 
the environment as a 
byproduct while a CHP sys- 
tem captures heat and re- 
uses it." 

Pearce said, 'This will 



not only reduce the environ- 
mental impact of the build- 
ing, but win also Mve the 
university a lot of money m 
heating costs," 

Other aspects of the 
building that are energy 
efficient include waterless 
urinals, efficient windows 
and peelup carpet tiles. 
The carpet tiles are put 
down individually and are 
removable. 

This will save from hav- 
ing to tear up an entire car- 
pet in the case that it 
becomes worn or is stained. 
Instead only the sections of 
carpet that need replaced 
will have to be peeled up 
preventing waste. 

Rainwater from the roof 
will be used to flush urixials 
as well as labs. In addition, 
materials from the old sci- 
ence center will be re-used 
in the construction of the 
new one. 

All of these design 
aspects, and many others, 
are scoring major points 
with Leadership in Energy 
and Environmental Design 
(LEED). This is the organi- 
zation that determines if a 
building is "green," how 
"green" it is and, ultimately, 
if it is certifiable. 

According to the US 
Green Building Council, 
they consider five compo- 
nents : substantial site 
development, water sav- 
ings, energy efficiency, 
materials and indoor emi- 
ronmental quality. 

They are rated by giv- 



ing out "green points" 
w^hich determine which 
level of (^rtification a build- 
ing will receive. 

The levda are (^rtified 
by silver, gold and plat- 
inum. Pearce said that with 
the Science and Tfechnolog)' 
Center they were going for 
silver, which is reputable. 

However, as it stands 
now, they have tentatively 
racked up enough points to 
be in the gold level. They 
will not know the official 
certification until the build- 
ing is completed. 

Garion is among the 
leading universities in the 
country to have a certified 
science center and may 
become the first in the 
vState. 

With President 

Grunenwald's guidance, the 
university wiU work to have 
all it's future buildings 
LEED citified. 

Dave T&meo of Student 
and University Affairs is 
working with the new din- 
ning hall project and a resi- 
dence hall suite project 

He said that they are 
working to have these 
buildings certified at the 
silver level. 

Pearce said 

"Ultimately, I want to see 
every Clarion University 
student walk ofi' this cam- 
pus knowing what these 
systems [solar photovoltaic 
and CHP] are and how to 
use them to help the envi- 
ronment in his or her future 
job or home." 







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Clarion University ieads state system in accreditations 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjeerickson@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Sept. lU - 
Clarion University is the 
leader in accreditations for 
state institutions of higher 
education, with 27 accredit- 
ed programs. 

Accreditation is a self- 
regulation and peer review 
that is done by the educa- 
tional community. The 
process of accrediting is 
used to strengthen and con- 
tinue the quality and 
integrity of education. It 
helps universities gain pub- 
lic confidence. 

Clarion University has 
been a part of the Middle 
State Commission on 
Higher Education since 
1948. Out of Clarion's 27 
accreditations, one third are 
accredited by the Middle 
State Commission on 
Higher Education. 

The nine accreditors 
approved by the U.S. 
Secretary of Education are^ 
American Bar Association 
(ABA), Section on Legal 




Construction on the new science and technolo^ center will begin with the next mont/i and the 
new building will be 98,000 square feet (The Clarion Call/ Jessica Lasher). 



Education and Admission to 
the Bar; American Library 
Association(ALA); American 
Speech-Language-Hearing 
Association(ASHA); 



Association of Collegiate 
Business Schools and 
Programs (ACBSP); Joint 
Review Committee on 
Education Radiologic 



Technology (JRCERT); 
National Association of 
Schools of Music (NASM); 
National Council for the 
Accreditation of Teacher 



Education(NCATE); 
National League for 
Nursing (NLN); National 
Association of Schools of Art 
and Design (NASAD). 

Besides being accredited 
by the Middle State 
Commission on Higher 
Education, Clarion's pro- 
grams are also accredited by 
the National Council for 
Accreditation of Teacher 
Education and the National 
Academy of Early Childhood 
Programs. For the chem- 
istry program Clarion is 
accredited by the National 
Chemical Society. 

The accreditations that 
Clarion has received do not 
just apply to the main cam- 
pus. They also apply to the 
branch campus, additional 
locations and other instruc- 
tional sites that offer parts 
of programs and distance 
learning. Locations where 
the accreditations apply are 
the Venango Campus in Oil 
City, and to programs 
offered through courses at 
West Penn School of 
Nursing in Pittsburgh, 
Dixon Center in Harrisburg, 



Meadville Medical Center, 
and Philadelphia Free 
Library. 

The University's Keeling 
Health Center is accredited 
by the Accreditation 
Association for Ambulatory 
Health Care (AAAHC). 
"Accreditation underscores 
out long-standing commit- 
ment to providing the high- 
est possible levels of quality 
care to the community we 
serve," said administrative 
director of health services 
Susan Bornak. "We are 
pleased and proud to have 
our efforts recognized with 
this accreditation." 

The Clarion University 
Department of Art is anoth- 
er one of the programs that 
has received accreditations, 
"This is a way to add 
emphasis to our program," 
said art department chair 
Gary Greenberg. "It also 
validates what we are doing 
and what our approach has 
been. It is a good stamp of 
approval and places Clarion 
on a par with other arc pro- 
grams nationally." 



"CONSTRUCTION" 
continued from front 
page. 

"As of yet, no contracts 
have been awarded for the 
construction on the new res- 
ident halls," said Dave 
Tomeo, associate vice presi- 
dent of Student and 
University Affairs. 

According to Tomeo, a 
contract has been awarded, 
however, for a new. much 
smaller and more cost effi- 
cient dining hall. 

The new 31,000 square 
foot dining facility will 
replace the current 48,000 
square foot. Chandler 
Dining Hall that is used to 
only half of its capacity. The 



new state of the art dining 
hall, designed by STV 
Architects of Douglassville 
wjll accommodate approxi- 
mately 545 people. 

The new dining hall, 
funded through the State 
Higher Education Bonds is 
to be repaid through stu- 
dent fees and meal plans. 

"Work on the new din- 
ing hall is slated to begin 
sometime in mid-October," 
Tomeo said. " Gemmell Park 
will be relocated behind 
Carlson Library on the cor- 
ner of Wood Street and 
Greenville Avenue in order 
to make way for the new 
Dining Hall. 

Parking has also under- 
gone some change due to 



constrution. 

"Although parking is 
tight right now," said Dave 
Tomeo, "the student parking 
situation is as bad as it's 
going to get." 

Employee parking will 
see changes, however when 
demolition of the old 
Campbell Resident Hall and 
the construction on the new 
Dining Hall begins some- 
time in mid October. 

"The good news." said 
Tomeo, " is that with the 
demolition of the old 
Campbell Residents Hall, 
there will, tentatively, be 
174 new parking spaces 
made available to help ease 
the current parking situa- 
tion." 



Clarion University impiements new 
parlcing assignments across campus 



Philip Wass 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_pgwass@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 10 - Due 
to construction. Clarion 
University has implented 
changes in the parking 
assignments this year. 

"Lot 11 has gone back to 
an all student parking lot 
and the parking lot next to 
Marwick-Boyd has become 
an all employee parking 
lot." said Associate Vice 
President of University and 
Academic Affairs. "I could 
see where there could be 



\ 



some confusion." 

Lots that students are 
permitted to park in are as 
follows^ Lots three, four, five 
and lot "P" are for residence 
hall students and lots four, 
five, six, nine, eleven, 
twelve, fourteen, fifteen and 
lot "B" are for commuter 
students. 

Lastly the employee 
lots, where students should 
not park, are lots: "D." "E," 
"F," "G," "H," "L," "M," "N." 
"0," "R," "S," 'T," "U," "X," 
"Z." 

All "freshman" parking 
can be found in lot three 



which is the parking lot 
down over the steep hill just 
below Wilkinson Hall and 
Nair Hall. 

All the parking lots 
around campus require 
some type of parking permit 
which can be obtained 
online at http7/www.clari- 
on.edu/admin/parking/index 
.shtml or at the Public 
Safety office located next to 
Becker Hall. 

For those who choose 
free parking, they may park 
at the football stadium, near 
the end of Main Street. 



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jm CLAfilON CAUL 



September 13, 2007 



liliiu 



Welcome back Clarion University students 




Dr. Mary Hill-Wagner 
Adviser 



Welcome back to Clarion 
after a much deserved rest! 
Faculty, students and staff 
work very hard to make the 
institution work. Kvery 
summer there i.s a time for 
refloilion and rejuvenation. 
This message is just to let 
you know what's new in the 
Clarion Call this year. 

What's new? Well, I am. 

I'm the adviser for the 
student newspaper What's 
an adviser? According to the 



paper's hylaw.s, the adviser 
is charged with offering 
sound journalistic advice. 
After 15 years as a profes- 
sional journali.st and editor, 
I am qualified to do so. 

Further, the adviser 
much be alert to errors in 
stories. Also, the adviser has 
the privilege of criticizing 
the paper, so that it main- 
tains high standards of 
excellence. 

I would not dream of 



being a censor The rights of 
all journalists are worthy (if 
reverence. 

Ultimately, the paper i> 
under control of the stu 
dents. So, let the Clarion 
Call know what you think. 
Send the paper your stor,\ 
ideas. eomment.s or ques 
tions. We want to hear from 
vou. 



Hey you! Quit being so clieap! 



T 




Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 

s_llgrystaf@clafion.edu 



Maybe you had that 
exciting summer job where 
you had a fabulous summer 
living at the beach or your 
dream internship. However, 
if you are like the rest of us, 
you were stuck at the typi- 
cal summer job just trying 
to make some money to 
return to .school with. In my 
case, I was a server at a 
restaurant called Garfields. 

I came back to_ school 
w^ith one conclusion about 

"lii .auniBifr JQh;,,, .t;vjt'.ryfliiia- 
needs to work in the food 
i industry for one month. 
Working at a restaurant for 
a year has taught me more 
than I ever thought 1 could 
learn from a summer job. 

First of all, do you have 
any idea what the minimum 
wage is for waitresses is in 
Pennsylvania? $2.83. So, if 
you aren't tipping waitress- 
es enough, they are going 
home with absolutely noth- 
ing. Sometimes 1 just want 
to look at a customer and 
say, "are you aware your 



tips are paymg my bills?" 
Some people have absolute- 
ly no idea and desperately 
need to take an etiquette 
class in tipping. 

One incident happened 
over the summer while I 
was serving tables in the 
smoking section. Typically, 
smokers hold the stereotype 
of tipping less than non- 
smokers, plus they sit at 
their tables longer because 
they aren't in a rush to leave 
quickly. On this particular 
day, two of my friends that 
were cooks at the restaurant 
had just finished working 
and decided to sit at the bar 
to have a drink. I was chat- 
ting with them until I final- 
ly got a table. 1 was excited 
and was also determined to 
make some money. After 
walking up to the table and 
getting their drinks, my 
friends at the bar turned to 
me and said "That table is 
going to leave you less than 
two dollars." I just respond- 

,aiiLjftiitlL..','Wovv„.lliank,.>:QU., 
both for having faith in me." 
They just laughed and said, 
"You'll see." After dropping 
off their bill at the table, I 
waited for them to pay and 
remained pretty hopeful. 
They were two nice ladies so 
1 was hoping to prove my 
friends wrong. I opened the 
book, and was shocked. It 
turns out they shared a 
meal so their bill was only 
$10.05. They left me $10.10. 
Five cents. Really, thank 
you... I'll be sure to pay for 
college with that. My friends 



continue to laugh about that 
day and now play the "how- 
much money will Lindsay 
make off this table" game as 
often as they can. Jerks. 

After nights like these 
my co-workers have decided 
maybe we would be better 
off to just start selling our 
organs to get through col- 
lege. I'm starting to think 
that is my best option. Let 
me share another story. 

1 had a table in the 
smoking section, yet again, 
but this time on a busy 
Saturday afternoon. I was 
working a double, so 1 was 
there from 11:30 a.m. to 11 
p.m. It was right in the mid- 
dle of the day, and it was my 
last table before I got to take 
a break. Two 23 year old 
boys came in, and 1 was 
pretty excited. They were 
really nice and talkative 
and their check was getting 
very pricey so I was hoping 
to come away with a good 
I tip. Both boys had two 
,1 drinks from the bar, an 
appetizer," steak and ribs, 
and had ordered dessert. 
When 1 came back with 
their dessert, however, they 
were gone. I walked up to 
the hostess and asked her if 
she had seen them leave or 
suggested maybe they were 
in the bathroom. No such 
luck. They had walked out, 
and left me with their $64 
check. They had set me up, 
and 1 fell for it. 1 was furi- 
ous. I vowed that if I ever 
saw those two boys again 
that I would scream at them 




and demand back my $64 
for their meal. 1 still hold 
that promise. 

If you have worked in 
the food industry, you know 
exactly what 1 am talking 
about. It is the worst feeling 
in the world when you know 
you did a really good job 
with a table and walk away 
with a ]0"i) tip. Another 
thing that bothers waitress- 
es is when you use a coupon. 
The amount of work that 
waitress did is not less 
because you are paying less. 
Figure out your tip based on 
the regular price of the 
entree. 

So next time [f^ou are out ' 
at a restaurant and are fig- 
uring out the tip, just 
remember that waitressing 
is much harder than you 
think. You would have a 
much better appreciation for 
working in the food industry 
if you would actually try it 
yourself. Just remember^ 
$2,83 an hour. 

The author is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the Editor-in- 
Chief of The Call. 



To catch a senator 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

s_zhause@clarion.edu 



"All suspects are inno- 
cent until proven guilty"' is a 
pretty good standard to go 
by in the greatest country 
on earth. At least on 
Dragnet, they made it seem 
that way Today it seems 
that the powerful can tailor 
the rules and traditions to 
their own needs. Maybe 
pleading guilty in a case 
does not mean that the per- 
son is actually guilty. Take 
for example recently ostra- 
cized Senator Larry Craig 
(R-ID). He always seemed 
like a stand up guy, at least 
until he sat down in the 
Minneapolis airport on that 
fateful June afternoon. For 
those who have not heard 
about the most recent GOP 
nightmare. Senator Craig 
has been accused of solicit- 
ing sex from an undercover 
police officer at the 
Minnesota Airport. Perhaps 
more interesting about the 
charge was that Craig actu- 
ally plead guilty when he 
was taken in front of the 
judge. At twenty-two years 
old, I might be a Httle bit old 
fashioned for my age. but I 
am no stranger to coinciden- 



tal happenings. However, to 
me, when someone is 
accused of lewd activity in a 
place that is being investi- 
gated for lewd activity and 
then pleads guilty to the 
charge in hopes of a lesser 
sentence, it is usually a good 
indication of guilt. 

Senator Craig held a 
press conference more than 
two months later explaining 
that he "was not gay" and 
has "never been gay." For 
many people who had been 
suspicious of Craig's sexual- 
ity, this comes as a bit of a 
shock. His past has been 
riddled with a number of 
accusations concerning his 
preference for late night 
romps around the corn silo 
under the stars with male 
companions. But it seems 
that now he prefers the 
romantic setting of an air- 
port bathroom stall. Who 
could blame him? With all of 
those insightful words and 
pictures carved into the 
doors of the stalls, how- 
could anyone resist a little 
afternoon delight? 

He addressed these 
other charges of homosexual 
behavior and claimed that 
they were the tactics done 
via witch hunt by The Idaho 
Statesman, the newspaper 
that had been receiving sev- 



eral stories about the con- 
servative senator's hypocrit- 
ical actions. The paper 
claimed that this was not a 
witch hunt. They were 
merely responding to allega- 
tions brought forth by sever- 
al sources and witnesses, 
including "three very credi- 
ble" sources. Ever\'one loves 
a witch hunt, it lets them 
focus on someone else's per- 
sonal failures more impor- 
tantly, it creates a bandwag- 
on of rhetoric for everyone to 
ride. 

This sounds familiar, 
but where have we seen this 
before? Perhaps this quote 
will ring a bell for everyone. 
" I'm going to speak for the 
citizens of my state, who in 
the majority think that Bill 
Clinton is probably even a 
nasty, bad, naughty boy," 
This is of course Larry Craig 
talking with Tim Russert 
about Bill Clinton's sex 
scandal with Monica 
Lewinsky, Well, Monica 
Lewinski may not have been 
the slimmest or prettiest of 
gals, but at least this 
encounter happened in 
somewhat sanitary condi- 
tions (I mean, in the Oval 
Office, is there really any 
better place?). Mr Craig is 
probably asking himself 
that "if Bill CUnton is a 



"nasty, bad. naughty boy', 
then what am 1?" Well. Mr. 
Craig, it is simple: You are a 
cowardly hypocrite with no 
sense of reality or morals 
that you claim to defend. 
You aligned yourself with 
the most conservative sen- 
tors to alienate not only 
BillClinton as a "nasty, bad. 
naughty boy" but also, more 
recently the proposcjd con- 
stitutional amendment to 
ban gay marriage. This 
illustrates your hypocrisy, 
inability to decipher right 
from wrong and more 
importantly, your inability 
to represent those who 
voted for you. 

Regai'dless of someone's 
opinion on Bill Clinton, or 
homosexuality it is quite 
clear that even the most 
naive person in the world 
has to concede that Senator 
Craig lied. Craig now claims 
that he did not tell his fami- 
ly, staff, fellow senators or 
constituents about his lusty 
arrest because he wanted to 
protect his family and fellow 
GOP members from the 
embarrassment that would 
ultimately ensue. While this 
may be true, he is still cov- 
ering up his own motive^ he 
wants his name to be 
cleared and to avoid this 
humiliating experience. 



KililiiriiiUiHIm III llii^jliliHiinil ly on ta 



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Executive Board 
2007-2008 



Lindsay Grystar, 

Editor-in-Chief 

Co-Managing Editor 

Brittnee Koebler, 
News Editor 

Stephanie Desmond, 
Features Editor 

Eric Bowser, 
Sports Editor 

Ann Edwards, 
Online Editor 



Amy Kaylor, 

Business Manager 

Co-Managing Editor 

Grace Regalado 
Ad Sales Manager 

Shasta Kurtz, 
Photos & Graphics Editor 

Sarah Dent, 
Entertainment Editor 

Dr. Mary Hill-Wagner 
Adviser 



Staff 
News: Lacey Lichvar, Ian Erickson, Gretchen Bethyori, 
Jamie Richard, Donald Baum Entertainment: Amy Powers, 
Amber Stockholm, Joey Pettine, John Buffone, Travis Lear, 
Rachella Votlant-Barle Spodg: Travis Kovalousky, Kelsey 
Schroyer. Jordan Scltchfield Copy Editing: Jllllan Walmer 
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Montgomery, Stefanie Jula, Andy Lander, Daria Kurnal, 
Jessica Lasher 



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University or the community. 



Just a lew days ago, 
uncle)- the advice of Arlen 
Specter (R-PA). Mr. Craig 
said that he would not 
resign if his attorney Billy 
Martin, Michael Vick's 
attorney in the dog fighting 
debacle, could get his guilty 
plea reversed and the judg- 
ment to be overturned. Well 
now we've seen it all. The 
man has plead guilty, denied 
the charges, clanned that he 
would resign on September 
30, but now maintains inno- 
cence and will fight the 
charges so that his name 
may be cleared and he will 
remain in his senatorial 
seat. Personally. I am an 
Arlen Specter fan and 
believe that he one of the 
soundest voices in our entire 
political system, but even 
his advice might not save 
Craig's career and reputa- 
tion among his core con- 
stituency of being an honest 
man... and a complete 
homophobe. 

Bill Clinton might have 
been wrong in the eves of 



some people, but it was ulti- 
mately the hype that had 
everyone riled up during 
that escapade. After all, 
when Clinton left office, his 
approval ratings were 
among the highest of any 
outgoing president. So 
maybe there is hope for him 
after all. We all know how 
patient the GOP is towards 
failures and short comings 
concerning homosexual 
acts, just ask former con- 
gressman Mark Foley. 

So when the dust clears 
and Larry Craig is no longer 
a senator, do not feel bad for 
him. He will be taken care of 
by the American people like 
they take care of everyone 
else who fades from the 
limelight. While they still 
might not vote for him. they 
will cheer hke Hell when he 
is squaring off against Newt 
Gingrich on the next edition 
of Celebrity Boxing 



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Tiffi CLARION CALL 



lews 



September 13. 2007 



Page 3 



Clarion University goes ''green 



Lacey Lichvar 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lcllichvar®ciarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 9 - The 
University recently won a 
$163,996 grant which will 
be used to include a com- 
bined heat and power sys- 
tem in the plans for the new 
Science and Technology 
Center. 

This will be the first 
"green" building on campus, 
which means it is energ>' 
efficient. 

Dr. Joshua Pearce of 
the Physics department is 
heading this project, as he 
wrote the grants for the 
project and worked with 
students in his energy of 
physics and the environ- 
ment course to come up 
with the best design for the 
building. 

The students compiled 
various "green features" 
they thought would work 
well m the Science and 
Technolog>' Center. Many 
of these ideas are to be used 
in the building, such as a 
roof that collects rainwater. 

Clarion University stu- 
dent Heather Zielonka con- 
ducted an energy audit of 
the current science center 
as well as a plug load analy- 
sis in order to determine 
how much energy was being 
used in each room. This 
information aided the engi- 
neers in optimizing the 
energy use in the new 
building. 



Pearce said he believes 
that it is not difficult to 
help the environment. All it 
takes is the combination of 
common sense and really 
thinking about what could 
help. 

According to Pearce. 
the building will house a 
solar powered rooftop. It 
will be embedded with pho- 
tovoltaic cells that will 
transform rays from the 
sun into electricity that will 
be used all over the new 
building. 

The cells create 35,000 
kw hr.s/year of renewable 
solar energ>': eliminate over 
14 tons of carbon dioxide 
emissions and save 22,000 
gallons of water and 14 tons 
ol' coal . 

Pearce said this infor- 
mation will be monitored 
and displayed for students 
to use in their studies. 

Working with the roof 
to provide the building with 
power will be a micro-tur- 
bine. This is essentially a 
small jet engine and it is a 
Combined Heat and Power, 
or CHP, system, which runs 
on natural gas. This gives 
an 80 percent efficacy com- 
pared to the 33 percent 
from traditional systems. 

According to the 
University's Distributed 
Energy Web site, "tradition- 
al systems release heat into 
the environment as a 
byproduct while a CHP sys- 
tem captures heat and re- 
uses it." 

Pearce said, "This will 



not only reduce the environ- 
mental impact of the build- 
ing, but will also save the 
university a lot of money in 
heating costs." 

Other aspects of the 
building that are energy 
efficient include waterless 
urinals, efficient windows 
and peel-up carpet tiles. 
The carpet tiles are put 
down individually and are 
removable. 

This will save from hav- 
ing to tear up an entire car- 
pet in the case that it 
becomes worn or is stained. 
Instead only the sections of 
carpet that need replaced 
will have to be peeled up 
preventing waste. 

Rainwater from the roof 
will be used to flush urinals 
as well as labs. In addition, 
materials from the old sci- 
ence center will be re-used 
in the construction of the 
new one. 

All of these design 
aspects, and many others, 
are scoring major points 
with Leadership in Energy 
and Environmental Design 
(LEED). This is the organi- 
zation that determines if a 
building is "green," how 
"green" it is and, ultimately 
if it is certifiable. 

According to the US 
Green Building Council, 
they consider five compo- 
nents: substantial site 
development, water sav- 
ings, energy efficiency, 
materials and indoor envi- 
ronmental quality 

They are rated by giv- 



ing out "green points" 
which determine which 
level of certification a build- 
ing will receive. 

The levels are certified 
by silver, gold and plat- 
inum. Pearce said that with 
the Science and Technology 
Center they were going for 
silver, which is reputable. 

However, as it stands 
now, they have tentatively 
racked up enough points to 
be in the gold level. They 
will not know the official 
certification until the build- 
ing is completed. 

Clarion is among the 
leading universities in the 
country to have a certified 
science center and may 
become the first in the 
state. 

With President 

Grunenwald's guidance, the 
university will work to have 
all it's future buildings 
LEED certified. 

Dave Tomeo of Student 
and University Affairs is 
working with the new din- 
ning hall project and a resi- 
dence hall suite project. 

He said that they are 
working to have these 
buildings certified at the 
silver level. 

Pearce said 

"Ultimately, 1 want to see 
every Clarion University 
student walk off this cam- 
pus knowing what these 
systems [solar photovoltaic 
and CHPJ are and how to 
use them to help the envi- 
ronment in his or her future 
job or home." 





Tlie Qarkm CeJl provides a syiu^isiB of all 
in^^estigatioiui as ocHidiKstod l:^ C3arkm Urn 
Public Safety kat the mmih (tf August 2007. AU 
mkamatixm can be accessed on the Publk 
WebiMge. 

■ August 31, at 2:54 a.m., Kathryn Cook, 20 erf 
Butler, Pa was issued a citation for underage con- 
sumption while University Police were on a theft 
investigation at Nair Hall. 

■ August 30, at 10:45 a.m., Aubrey Griffin, 22 <rf 
Clarion, Pa was arreted by University Police and a 
state constable on a warrant issued by Magisla^te 
Quinn for harassment on charges from the Clarion 
Bourough Police Department. 

■ August 30, at 1:40 p.m., a student reported an 
unknown individual grabbed her by the arm and stat- 
ed inappropriate things to her as she was walking 
near Harvey Hall. The incident remains under 
invesigation, 

■ August 29, at 5 p.m., 'V^anessa Ortiz, 18, of 
Jefferson, MA was arrested for defiant trespass after i 
being found at Reinhard Villages after being told by 
staff members to leave the property on August 28. 

■ August 26, at 4:38 p.m., a vehicle that was parked 
at the 3000 block of Reinhard Villages was damaged. 
Anyone with information is asked to contact Public 
Safety. 

■ August 14, at 12:05 p.m.. University Police were 
called to investigate the report of a female student 
being harassed by a known individual. 



Clarion University leads state system in accreditations 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjeerickson@clarion,edLi 

CLARION, Sept. 10 ~ 
Clarion University is the 
leader in accreditations for 
state institutions of higher 
education, with 27 accredit- 
ed programs. 

Accreditation is a self- 
regulation and peer review 
that is done by the educa- 
tional community. The 
process of accrediting is 
used to strengthen and con- 
tinue the quality and 
integrity' of education. It 
helps universities gain pub- 
lic confidence. 

Clarion University has 
been a part of the Middle 
State Commission on 
Higher Education since 
1948. Out of Clarions 27 
accreditations, one third are 
accredited by the Middle 
State Commission on 
Higher Education. 

The nine accreditors 
approved by the U.S. 
Secretary of Education are: 
American Bar Association 
(ABA). Section on Legal 




Construction on the new science and technology center will begin 
new building will be 98,000 square feet (The Clarion Call/ Jessica 



Education and Admission to 
the Bar; American Library 
Association(ALA); American 
Speech-Language-Hearing 
A s s o c i a t i n ( A S H A ) : 



Association of Collegiate 
Business Schools and 
Programs (ACBSP); Joint 
Review Committee on 
Education Radiologic 



with the next nnonth and the 
Lasher). 

Technology (JRCERT): 
National Association of 
Schools of Music (NASM): 
National Council for the 
Accreditation of Teacher 



E due at ion (NC ATE); 
National League for 
Nursing (NLN); National 
Association of Schools of Art 
and Design (NASAD). 

Besides being accredited 
by the Middle State 
Commission on Higher 
Education. Clarion's pro- 
grams are also accredited by 
the National Council for 
Accreditation of Teacher 
Education and the National 
Academy of Early Childhood 
Programs. For the chem- 
istry program Clarion is 
accredited by the National 
Chemical Society. 

The accreditations that 
Clarion has received do not 
just apply to the main cam- 
pus. They also apply to the 
branch campus, additional 
locations and other instruc- 
tional sites that offer parts 
of programs and distance 
learning. Locations where 
the accreditations apply are 
the Venango Campus in Oil 
City, and to programs 
offered through courses at 
West Penn School of 
Nursing in Pittsburgh, 
Dixon Center in Harrisburg, 



Meadville Medical Center, 
and Philadelphia Free 
Library. 

The University's Keeling 
Health Center is accredited 
by the Accreditation 
Association for Ambulatory 
Health Care (MAHC). 
"Accreditation underscores 
out long-standing commit- 
ment to providmg the high- 
est possible levels of quality 
care to tlie community we 
serve," said administrative 
directoi- of health services 
Susan Bornak. "We are 
pleased and proud to have 
our efforts recognized with 
this accreditation." 

The Clarion University 
Department of Art is anoth- 
er one of the programs that 
has received accreditations. 
"This is a way to add 
emphasis to our program." 
said art department chair 
Gary Greenberg. "ft also 
validates what we are doing 
and what our approach has 
been. It is a good stamp of 
approval and places Clarion 
on a par with other art pro- 
grams nationally." 



"CONSTRUCTION" 
continued from front 
page. 

"As of yet. no contracts 
have been awarded for the 
construction on the new res- 
ident halls." said Dave 
Tomeo. associate vice presi- 
dent of Student and 
University Affairs. 

According to Tomeo, a 
contract has been awarded, 
however, for a new. much 
smaller and more cost effi- 
cient dining hall. 

The new 31,000 square 
foot dining facility will 
replace the current 48.000 
square foot. Chandler 
Dining Hall that is u.sed to 
only half of its capacity. The 



new state of the art dining 
hall, designed by STV 
Architects of Douglassville 
will accommodate approxi- 
mately 545 people. 

The new dining hall, 
funded through the State 
Higher Education Bonds is 
to be repaid thj-ough stu- 
dent fees and meal plans. 

"Work on the new din- 
ing hall is slated to begin 
sometime in mid-October." 
Tomeo said. " Gemmell Park 
will be relocated behind 
Carlson Library on the cor- 
ner of Wood Street and 
Greenville Avenue in order 
to make way for the new- 
Dining Hall. 

Parking has also under- 
gone some change due to 



constrution, 

"Although parking is 
tight right now," said Dave 
Tomeo, "the student parking 
situation is as bad as it's 
going to get." 

Employee parking will 
see changes, however when 
demolition of the old 
Campbell Resident Hall and 
the construction on the new- 
Dining Hall begins some- 
time in mid October. 

"The good news," said 
Tomeo, " is that with the 
demolition of the old 
Campbell Residents Hall, 
there will, tentatively be 
174 new parking spaces 
made available to help ease 
the current parknig situa- 
tion." 



Clarion University implements new 
parking assignments across campus 



Philip Wass 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_pgwass@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 10 - Due 
to construction, Clarion 
University has implented 
changes in the parking 
a.ssignments this year. 

"Lot 1 1 has gone back to 
an all student parking lot 
and the parking lot next to 
Marwick-Boyd has become 
an all employee parking 
lot." said Associate Vice 
President of University and 
Academic Affairs. "I could 
see where there could be 



some confusion." 

Lots that students are 
permitted to park in are as 
follows: Lots three, four, five 
and lot "P" are for residence 
hall students and lots four, 
five, six, nine, eleven, 
twelve, fourteen, fifteen and 
lot "B" are for commuter 
students. 

Lastly the employee 
lots, where students should 
not park, are lots: "D." "E." 
"F" "G," "H." "L," "M." "N." 
'•O.'" "R," "S," "T," 'U." "X," 
■Z." 

All "freshman" parking 
can be found in lot three 



which is the parking lot 
down over the steep hill just 
below Wilkinson Hall and 
Nair Hall. 

All the parking lots 
around campus require 
some type of parking permit 
which can be obtained 
online at http://www.clari- 
on.edu/admin/parking/index 
• shtml or at the Public 
Safety office located next to 
Becker Hall. 

For those who choose 
free parking, they may park 
at the football stadium, near 
the end of Main Street. 



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September 13, 2007 



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2007-2008 




Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 



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Mayl)e you had that 
exciting summer job where 
you had a fabulous summer 
living at the beach or your 
ilreani internship. However, 
if >ou are like the rest of us, 
you were stuck at the typi- 
cal summer job just trying 
lo make some money to 
return ttj x'hool with. In my 
case, 1 was a server at a 
restaurant called Garfields. 

1 came hack to school 
v'^ith one conclusion about 

nUL.j?AJii«iit.'i' jabi„.w,:jui:wJiit\. 
needs to W()rk in the foo'd 
industry for one month. 
Working at a restaurant for 
a year has taught me more 
than 1 ever thcaight 1 could 
learn from a summer job. 

First of all, do you have 
any idea what the minimum 
wage IS for waitresses is in 
Pennsylvania? S2.8;i. 80, if 
you aren't tipping waitress- 
es enough, they are going 
hcane with absolutely noth- 
ing. Sometimes I just want 
to look at a customer and 
say, "are voii aware \'our 



tips are paying my bills?" 
Some people have ab.solute- 
ly no idea and desperately 
iH'vd to take an etiquette 
class in tipping. 

One incident happened 
over the summer while 1 
was serving tables in the 
smoking section. Typically, 
smokei-s hold the stereotype 
of tipping less than non- 
smokers, plus they sit at 
their tables longer because 
they aren't in a rush to leave 
quickly On this particular 
da.\-, two of my friends that 
were cooks at the restaurant 
had just finished working 
and decided to sit at the bar 
to have a drink. 1 was chat- 
ting with them until 1 final- 
ly got a table, I was e.Kcited 
and was also determined to 
make some money. .After 
walking up to the table and 
getting their (lrink>, my 
(ritHids at the bar turned to 
me and said "That table is 
going to leave >ou less than 
two dollars." 1 just respond" 
«WiL.witli.,."Wow., thank y;ou 
both for having faith in me." 
They just laughed and said, 
"You'll see." Alter dropping 
off their hill at the table, I 
waited lor them to pay and 
remained pretty ho]jt>ful. 
They were two nice ladies so 
1 was hoping to prove my 
friends wrong. 1 opened the 
hook, and was shocked. It 
turns out they shared a 
meal so their bill was only 
$10.05. They left me $10.10. 
Vwv cents. Ideally, thank 
you... I'll he sure to pa,\' for 
college with that. My friends 



continue to laugh about that 
day and now play the "how 
much money will Lindsay 
make off this table" game as 
often as they can. Jerks. 

.After nights like these 
my co-workers have decided 
maybe we would be better 
off to just start selling our 
organs to get through col- 
lege. I'm starting to think 
that is my best optU)n, Let 
me share another story. 

1 had a table in the 
smoking section, yet again, 
but this time on a bu.sy 
Saturday afternoon. 1 was 
working a double, so I was 
there from IVW a.m. to 11 
p.m. It was right in the mid- 
dle of the day and it was my 
last talile before I got to take 
a break. Two 21] year old 
boys came in. and 1 was 
pretty excited. They were 
really nice and talkative 
and their check was getting 
very pricey so 1 was hoping 
to come away with a good 
! tip. Both hoys had two 
drinks from the bar. an 
appetizer,'' steak and ribs, 
and had ordered dessert. 
When I came back wirh 
their dessert, however, the\ 
were gone. I walked up to 
the hostess and asked her if 
she had seen them leave or 
suggested maybe they were 
in the bathroom. No such 
luck. The>- had walked out, 
and left me with their $64 
check. They had set me up, 
and 1 fell for it. 1 was furi- 
ous. 1 vowed that if I e\er 
saw those two boys again 
that 1 w'ould scream at them 




and ilemand back ray .1^64 

for their meal. I MiW 'lold 
that promise. 

If \'ou hcwv worked in 
the food industi'v. vou know 
exactly what 1 am tnlkiny 
about. It IS the worst feeling 
in the world when nou know 
you did a ivallx- good job 
with a talile and walk ;iwa\ 
with a 10",, tip. ,Another 
thing that bothers waitress- 
es is when you use a coupon. 
The amount of work that 
waitress did is not less 
because nou are paying:;- less. 
Figure out your tip based on 
the regular price (if the 
entree. 

So next time you yie oui 
at a restaurant and are fig- 
uring out the tip. iust 
remember that waitressing 
IS much liarder than \ou 
think. You would ha\e a 
much better appreciation lor 
working in the food industr> 
if you would actuallv try it 
yourself, -lu^! remember: 
S2,S:j an hour 

The fiiithor is u junior inass 
/?/('(/;>( arts and jouni;tli>ni 
major :ind tiw Editor-\n- 
ri)ie/'o/' The Call, 



Lindsay Grystar, 

Editor-in-Chief 

Co-Managing Editor 

Brittnee Koebler. 
News Editor 

Stephanie Desmond, 
Features Editor 

Eric Bowser, 
Sports Editor 

Ann Edwards. 
Online Editor 



Amy Kaylor, 

Business Manager 

Co-Managing Editor 

Grace Regalado 
Ad Sales Manager 

Shasta Kurtz, 
Photos & Graphics Editor 

Sarah Dent, 
Entertainment Editor 

Dr. Mary Hill-Wagner 
Adviser 



To catch a senator 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

5._.?!iause#ciririoii.eclu 



".All suspects are inno- 
fent until jiroven guilty" is a 
pretty good standard to go 
h>' in the greatest country 
on earth. At least on 
Dragnet, they made it seem 
that way. Today it seems 
that the powerful can tailor 
the rules and traditions to 
their own needs. Maybe 
pleading guilty in a case 
does not mean that the per- 
son is actually guiltw Take 
for example recently ostra- 
cized Senator Larrv Crais 
(R-II)). He always seemed 
like a stand up gu>-. at least 
until he sat down in the 
Minneapolis airjjort on that 
fateful -iune afternoon. For 
those who have not heard 
about the most recent OOP 
nightmare. Senator Craig 
has been accused of solicit- 
ing sex from an undercover 
pcdice officer at the 
Alinnesota Airport. Perhaps 
more interesting about the 
charge was that Craig actu- 
ally plead guilty when he 
was taken in front of the 
judge. At twenty-two years 
old. I might be a little hit old 
lashioned for my a.ye. hut 1 
am no straru/er in i',,in, i.lfn- 



tal happenings. However, to 
me, when someone is 
accused of lewd activity in a 
place that is being investi- 
gated for lewd activity and 
then pleads guilty to the 
charge in hopes of a lesser 
sentence, it is usually a good 
indication of guilt. 

Senator Craig held a 
press conference more than 
two months later explaining 
that he "was not gay" and 
has "never been gay." Yor 
many people who had been 
susjiicious of Craig's sexual- 
ity, this comes as a bit of a 
shock. His past has been 
riddled with a number of 
accusations concerning his 
preference for late night 
romi)s around the corn silo 
under the stars with male 
companions. But it seems 
that now he prefers the 
romantic setting of an air- 
port bathroom stall. Who 
could Idame him? With all of 
tho.se insightful words and 
pictures carved into the 
doors of the stalls, how 
could anyone resist a little 
afternoon delight? 

He addressed these 
other charges of homosexual 
behavior and claimed that 
they were the tactics done 
via witch hunt by The Idaho 
Statesman, the newspaper 
tlia! li.id lie'-n receiving sev- 



eral stories about the con- 
servative senator's hypocrit- 
ical actions. The paper 
claimed that this was not a 
witch hunt. They were 
merely responding to allega- 
tions brought forth by sever- 
al sources and witnesses, 
including "three very credi- 
ble" sources. Everyone loves 
a witch hunt, it lets them 
focus on someone else's per- 
sonal failures more impor- 
tantly, it creates a bandwag- 
on of rhetoric for everyone to 
ride. 

This sounds familiar, 
but where have we seen this 
before? l^erhaps this quote 
will ring a bell for everyone, 
■■ I'm going to speak for the 
citizens of my state, who in 
the majority think that P.1II 
Clinton is probably even a 
nasty, bad. naughty bov." 
This is of course I,.arry Craig 
talking with Tim Rus,sert 
about Bill Clinton's sex 
scandal with Monica 
Lewinsky W'ell, Monica 
Lewinski may not have been 
the slimmest or prettiest of 
gals, but at least this 
encounter happened in 
somewhat sanitary condi- 
tions (I mean, in the Oval 
Office, is there really any 
i)etter place?). Mr. Craig is 
probably asking himself 
that "if Bill Clinton 1^ ,■> 



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The 



r,^n 



'nasty, bad, naughtv l)o\-, 
then what am I?" Well, Mr. 
Craig, it is simple: You are a 
cowardly hypocrite with no 
sense of reality or morals 
that you claim to defend. 
You aligner! \oiii'selt' v,iih 
the most conservative mt,- 
tors to alienate not only 
BillClinton as a "nasty, had, 
naughty bov." but also, more 
recently the pniposed con- 
stitutional arneiidment to 
ban gay marria.m". This 
illustrates \oiir hypocris\. 
inability to decipher right 
from wrono and more 
importantlx, youi- inabilit\- 
to represent those who 
voted for you. 

Regardless of someone's 
opinion on Hill Clinton, or 
homosexuality it is quite 
clear that even the nio.-t 
naive peison m tlie world 
has to concede thai Senator 
Craig lied, Craig now claims 
that he iM not tell his fami- 
ly staff, fellow senators or 
constituents about his lusty 
arrest because he wanted to 
protect his family and fellow 
fJOP members from the 
embarrassment that would 
ultimately i-nsue. While this 
may be true, he is still cov- 
ering up his own motixe: he 
wants ' 
cleared 
humilia: 



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■lust a few days ago, 
under the advice of Arlen 
Specter (R R\). M,-, Crai- 
sa.ul that he would not 
Vi'M'^n if hi.s atlornev Hilly 
Alartin. .Michael Vick's 
attorney in the dog lighting 
debacle, could get his guilty 
plea revei'sed and the juds- 
nieii! to be oviM'lurned. Well 
now we've seen it all. The 
man has [dead guiltv. deni«'d 
the charges, claimed that he 
Would resign on September 
oil. but now maintains inno- 
cence and will lleht tlu' 
charges so that his name 
may he cleared and he will 
remain in his senatorial 
seat, Per.scmally. I am an 
Arlen Specter fan and 
believe that he one oi" the 
soundest voices in our entire 
political .sy.stem. but even 
his advice might not .save 
Craig.s career and reputa- 
tion among his core con- 
stituency of being an honest 
man,., and a complete. 



.-^ome people, but it was ulti- 
mately the hype that had 
everyone riled up during 
that escapade. After all, 
when Clinton left office, his 
approval ratings were 
among the highest of any 
outgoing president. So 
maybe there is hope for him 
alter all. We all know how 
patient the GOP is towards 
(allures and short comings 
concerning homosexual 
acts, just ask former con- 
gressman Mark Foley 

So when the dust clears 
and Lai'ry Craig is no longer 
a senator do not feel bad for 
him. fie will be taken care of 
by the American people like 
they take care of everyone 
else who fades from the 
limelight. While they still 
might not vote for him. they 
will cheer like Hell when he 
is squaring off against Newt 
Gin^jrich on the next edition 
of Celebritv Boxing 



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Tlffi CLARION CALL 



September 13. 2007 



Feitms 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsband/uh@clarion.edu 

Daniel Kinkus. or 
"Rink" as most people know 
him, was born on May 23. 
1986. His hometown is 
Drums. Fa, just outsicle of 
Hazleton. 

Rinkus was a 2004 grad- 
uate of Hazleton High 
School. During his time 
there, he participated in 
cross country, track and 
swimming. Besides athlet- 
ics, he really enjoyed broad- 
casting. 

Originally choosing to 
come to (Marion University 
to be involved with the swim 
team. Rinkus' priorities led 
him to WCUB-TV. 

As a fi'eshman, he start- 
ed at the bottom of the bar- 
rel and worked his way up 
to the top. He started at 
WCUB-TV working as a 
reporter and news anchor 
before becoming the execu- 
tive producer for the dura- 
tion of his sophomore year. 

Also in his sophomore 
year, Rinkus and Matt 
Steinhiser hosted their own 
radio show together, called 
"The Happy Hour with 
Stein and Rink.'" They 
talked about sports, played 
music and did a little come- 
dy. He said he had a lot of 
fun in the process. This 
show was his first break 
into the radio industry. 

The following year, as a 
junior, Rinkus became sta- 







tion manager of WCUB-TV. 
For seven weeks this past 
summer, he helped renovate 
the station's control room. 

Along with being the TV 
station manager and a part- 
time director, Rinkus is a 
member of the National 
Broadcasting Societv and a 
deejayatWCUC-FM. 

Even though he spends 
most of his time in broad- 
casting, he is interested in 
other things. He played the 
trumpet for ten years and is 
also interested in sports. He 
follows almost all of the 
major sporting events in the 
world. His favorite NFL 
team is the New York 
Giants, his favorite MLB 
team is the Philadelphia 
Phillies and his favorite 



NHL team is the Pittsburgh 
Penguins. He is also a 
NASCAR fan. 

"Scrubs" tops the list of 
his favorite TV shows. He 
does not like to miss a single 
episode, if he can help it. He 
also likes listening to his 
favorite bands^ Guster, The 
Shins, Coldplay, Jack 
Johnson and Wilco. 

Rinkus enjoys going out 
on the weekends to get away 
from all the crazy things 
happening on campus, like 
covering events for the TV 
and radio stations. Most 
weeks during the school 
year, he is in the station at 
least five nights a week. 
Dan is currently hosting his 
own radio show, "Sundays 
with Rink." 



To relax, he likes to 
hang out with his friends. 
Upon graduation, he would 
like to become an executive 
producer of a major televi- 
sion or radio network. He 
said he loves his job and 
takes pride in it. He enjoys 
helping other students at 
the university improve their 
skills in the hope they will 
be able to advance in their 
field. 

While participating in 
radio and television broad- 
casting, Rinkus said that he 
would also like to take up 
photography and explore 
the art of film making. 



Martin Luther King's dream: 40 yrs later 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_saclesmond@clarion.eclu 

September 24 marks the 
beginning of the 13th year of 



the Martin Luther King Jr. 
Speaker Series at Clarion. 

This year's theme, "The 
Dream: 40 Years Later," cel- 
ebrates the anniversary of 
the assassination of Dr. 
Martin Luther King Jr. The 




This year's thenie for the Martin Luther King, Jr. Speaker Series 
is "The Dream: 40 Years Later " Andres "The Cuban Guy" Lara, 
photo courtesy of PAGES, k/cks off the series on Sept. 24 at 7:30 
p.m. in the Genimell !\/lulti-Purpose Room. (PAGES) 



official anniversary will be 
on April 4, 2008. 

The eight presentations 
over the course of the series 
will have this theme incor- 
porated into them. 

The Martin Luther King 
Jr. Committee provides this 
and other events throughout 
the year in conjunction with 
other departments and 
organizations. 

"It provides opportunities 
for different organizations 
to work together as well as 
provides quality cultural 
and educational events," 
said Dr. Rogers Laugand, 
the co-chair of the commit- 
tee. 

The committee attempts 
to inform the public of the 
complete span of Martin 
Luther King Jr.'s leadership 
during his life beyond segre- 
gation. 

This year's presenters 
range from hip-hop musi- 
cians to artists to authors. 
They are also working in 
collaboration with the Hip- 
Hop Symposium and Equity 
Week.' 

Laugand believes that 



attending these presenta- 
tions provides students with 
information they can use 
both in and out of the class- 
room. 

"They learn about differ- 
ent cultures and how we 
should live in peace and 
harmony despite our differ- 
ences, particularly our 
race." he said. "More impor- 
tantly, they learn about 
what it is to be a true leader 
in our world." 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Dr. Eagle, 

Recently I've seen several television and magazine ads 
for a product to prevent HPV in women. What is HPV 
and why is so much attention drawn to it now? 

Signed, 
One Less 

Dear One Less. 

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recettWy 
approved the first vaccine to prevent cervical cancer, 
lesions and genital warts caused by four types of the 
Human Papillomavirus (HPV). 

There are over 100 types and strains of HPV and 
more than 30 of these are sexually transmitted. It is 
very contagious. It's estimated that there are more 
cases of HPV infections than any other STI in the 
United States, with 20 million people already infected 
and 6.2 million new cases reported each year. 

Some types of HPV may lead to cancers of the 
cervix, vagina, vulva, anus and penis, and other strains 
cause genital warts. Annually. 10,000 women get cervi- 
cal cancer and 3,700 die from it in the US. 

Genital warts are the most easily recognized sign of 
HPV and may appear in the cervix, vagina, vulva, anus, 
scrotum, penis, groin and thigh (and rarely in the 
mouth or throat from oral sex). However. 50% of infect- 
ed women had no symptoms that you can see or feel and 
most people don't know they are infected. 

Diagnosis of HPV can be made by an abnormal pap 
smear, a test to detect HPV DNA. or by applying a solu- 
tion to make invisible warts more visible. Amazingly, 
50% of sexually active men and women are infected 
with HPV during their lifetime. 

Treatments for genital warts depend on the size and 
locations of the warts. They may include application of 
creams or ointments, or removal by freezing, burning, 
laser treatments or surgery. These treatments can g^t 
rid of the warts, but NOT the virus itself. HPV remains 
present in the body and warts may come back after 
treatment. 

The advertisements you mention are for Gardasil 
vaccine for women. Gardasil was approved to prevent 
four types of HPV; the two (types 16 and 18) that cause 
70 percent of cervical cancers and two (types 6 and U) 
which cause 90 percent of genital warts. Gardasil is 
administered in three doses and recommended for 
females 9-26 years of age (preferably before their first 
sexual contact. Keeling Health Center is currently offer- 
ing it). 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling 

Health Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, 

e-mail her at s_vjwonclerli@clarion.edu. 



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the spring semester. Use the people finder to find their e- 
mail address or phone number and contact them to make 
n appointment. 

Ajiother option is to take part in Meet Your Advisor 
Week. It runs this year from September 24-27 and depart- 
ments have many different activities going on. Contact your 
department for details on their individual events. 



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Former CUP graduates. Capt. Al McCord and Lt. Col. Steve Lunardini, landed two Apache AH 64 
helicopters on the practice fields at Memorial Stadium on Sept. 5. They explained the helicopters 
and their use with CUP's ROTC program. "It was quite an experience being five feet away from a 
helicopter," said David Keremes, a junior MMAJ major. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



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September 13. 2007 



Tlffi CLARION CALL 



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Olivas-Lujan researches US and Mexico technology 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller#clarion.eclu 

Recently, "IvlIKM in 
Mexico: Adapting 

Innovations for Global 
Competitiveness." an article 
about the rise of e-HRM in 
the country of Mexico co- 
authored by Clarion 
Professor Dr. Miguel Olivas- 
Lujan, was published in the 
International Journal of 
Manpower. 

E-HRM (Human 

Resource Management) is 
the use of communicative 
technology in businesses, 
such as computers, tele- 
phones and fax machines. 

Olivas-Lujan. a profes- 
sor of management, was 
born and raised in Mexico 
and has lived in Clarion for 
eight years. 

He has been teaching 
since the mid-nineties and 
received doctorates in 
Human Resources and 
Computer Technology at, 
Tecnologico De Monterrey in 



Mexico. He said that is what 
got him so interested in 
doing this article on e-HRM, 
since it combines both of his 
areas of study. 

OlivasLujan co-wrote 
the article with two of his 
colleagues from Tecnologico 
De Monterrey. Jacobo 
Ramirez and Laura Zapata- 
Cantu. He said that they all 
received their doctorates 
around the same time and 
has kept in touch with them 
over the years. The idea to 
do the article occurred 
when they realized that not 
much study was done in 
Latin America on the topic 
of eHRM. which is a rapid- 
ly fast rising way of doing 
business in most countries, 
especially here in the 
United States, So, they 
decided to show its progress 
in Mexico. 

The case study was done 
on four businesses, all at dif- 
ferent levels of e-HRM. 
Some are very advanced and 
other companies are not 
quite to their level. Two of 
the companies are global in 
nature, but all were .started 



and are based in Mexico. 

Olivas-Lujan said that 
they interviewed the man- 
agers of the four businesses 
to conduct their research. 
He and his colleagues dis- 
covered that culture plays a 
major role in the use of tech- 
nology in these businesses. 
He compared the business 
culture in America to the 
one in Mexico and how that 
affected the use of e-HRM. 
Business workers in 
America tend to be more 
independent and they will 
voice their opinions if they 
have a suggestion or opinion 
about how business should 
be done using e-HRM and 
usually have their co-work- 
ers to back them up, he said. 

Things are much differ- 
ent in Mexico. The use of e- 
HRM technology is strongly 
dependent on the prefer- 
ences of the boss and if there 
is a difference in opinion, 
employees will not voice 
their concerns and things 
will stay the same way. 

For example, if the boss 
of one of the companies 
doesn't want to use e-mail 



as part of their communica- 
tive technology, e-mail will 
nujst likely not be used. 
This explains why some 
companies seem to be more 
advanced in their use of e- 
HRM compared to other 
companies that seem to just 
he falling behind. This also 
strengthens Olivas-Lujan 
and his colleagues' theory 
that the culture of some 
countries strongly affects 
the use of e-HRM technolo- 
gy in businesses. 

Olivas-Lujan said that 
there are three main points 
he wants people to get out of 
reading his article on e- 
HRM. He wants people to 
know that there is strong 
ongoing research in Mexico 
on this topic. E-HRM is a 
big way of doing business all 
over the world, not just in 
Mexico and in the United 
States, and he wants people 
to know that Mexico is not 
falling behind. He said that 
this is the first research 
done on e-HRM in Mexico, 
that he knows of. 

The second point is 
something he wants man- 




Dr Miguel OlivasLujan, photo released by NEWSwire, co- 
authored "E-HRM in Mexico: Adapting Innovations for Global 
Competitiveness." It was published in the "International Journal 
of Manpower " (NEWSwire) 



agers to know. He wants 
them to realize that e-HRM 
is increasing in popularity 
in all counties and doesn't 
want to see businesses and 
their managers get left 
behind. 



The third is that he 
wants managers to use e- 
HRM in a way that fits with 
their business so that they 
don't waste company money 
on things that they do not 
need. 




Signing a music contract may lead 
to signing your deatii certificate 



Members of CUP's Golden Eagle Marching Band dance on the field while performing 'You're the 
First, the Last, My Everything" by Barry White. This year's half-time show, "Spectacle 2007," also 
includes "Sir Duke" by Stevie Wonder and "Word Up" by Cameo. Dr Hubert Toney Jr is the 
University Director of Bands; Randall Oaks and Cliris Anderson are the drum majors. (The Clarion 
Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



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Rob Miller 

Los Angeles Times 

Since the dawn of rock 
'n' roll, death has been a 
recurring theme. But for 
many young musicians, 
lyrics that dwell on mortali- 
ty are prophetic. 

A new study has found 
that rock and pop stars are 
more than twice as likely to 
die at a young age than the 
rest of the population— and 
more than three times as 
likely to die within five 
years of becoming famous. 
The unhealthy behavior 
that leads to such untimely 
deaths harms more than 
musicians, the researchers 
said. It also sets a bad 
example for the millions of 
people who emulate them. 

"Like any industry, the 
music industry should see 
the health of its participants 
as a priority as well as the 
wide effect it may have on 
consumers of its products," 
said Mark A. Bellis. the 
study's lead author and 
director of the Centre for 
Public Health at Liverpool 
John Moores University, in 
an interview conducted by e- 
mail. "It is, after all, a music 
industry, not a promotional 
tour for alcohol and drugs." 

Bellis says his research 



team undertook the study, 
which claims to be the first 
to quantify the effect of pop 
music stars' live-fast-die- 
young culture, because the 
death rates in the pop 
industry have not been well 
studied and because pop 
stars have a tremendous 
influence on others. 

Although researchers 
expected to find that musi- 
cians die younger — after all. 
that is the common percep- 
tion — they were surprised to 
see how many of those 
deaths occurred near the 
peak of ffnne and that the 
death rate remained double 
that of the normal popula- 
tion even 25 years after the 
musicians became famous. 

The study, published 
last week, in the Journal of 
Epidemiology and 

Community Health, was 
based on more than 1,050 
North American and 
European musicians and 
singers who achieved fame 
between 1956 and 1999. All 
the musicians were featured 
in the "Ail-Time Top 1000 
Albums," selected in 2000. 
They represented a range of 
genres, including rock. pop. 
punk, rap, R&B, electronica 
and new age. 

For each pop star, the 
researchers calculated total 
vears of survival and com- 



pared the numbers with 
their expected survival 
based on a general popula- 
tion of people similar in gen- 
der, nationality and ethnici- 
ty. 

Of the 100 pop stars 
who had died, the average 
age of death was 35 for 
Eiu'opean musicians and 42 
for American stars. 

The study does not 
prove that being a pop star 
causes an early death, but 
it's clear that elements of 
the lifestyle are unhealth- 
ful. says Anton H. Hart, a 
psychologist and psychoana- 
lyst in New York City who 
counts many professional 
musicians among his 
clients. 

Hart says previous 
research suggests a bitter 
downside to fame that may 
lead to depression, anxiety, 
substance abuse, risky sexu- 
al behavior and general 
carelessness. 

"Fame fulfills grandiose 
wishes to be known by 
everyone and loved by 
everyone," he says. "It's 
exhilarating but gives way 
to a sense that fame is not 
as fulfilling as it was 
assumed to be. That is a 
very difficult and depi'essing 
thing." 



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Gregg Band/uh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbancl/uh#clarion.edu 

Daniel Kinkus, or 
"Kink" ns most pcopli- kiKiw 
him, was born on May 23. 
198(). His hometown is 
Drums. Pa. just outside of 
Hazleton. 

ftiiikus was a 2(1(1 1 urad' 
uate of HaYleton Hmh 
Sehool. Duriiii^ lus time 
there, he participated in 
cross country, track and 
swimming. Besides athlet- 
ics, he really enjoyed hroad 
casting. 

Orignially choosing to 
come to Clarion University 
to be invoked with the swim 
team. Fvinkus" priorities led 
himtoW('UB-T\'. 

A.s a freshman, he start- 
ed at the bottom of the bar- 
rel and worki'd his way u|) 
to the top. He started at 
VVCIJB-TV working as a 
reporter and news anchor 
before becoming the execu- 
tive pi'oducer for the dura- 
tion of his sophomore year. 

Also in his sophomore 
year, Rinkus and Matt 
Steinhiser hosted their own 
radio show together called 
"The Hapi)\ Hour with 
Stein and Rink." They 
talked about s])orts. pla>cd 
music and did a little come- 
dy. He said he had a lot of 
fun in the t)rucess. This 
show was liis fii-st hi'eak 
into the radio industry 

The following year, as a 
junior. Kinkus became sta- 










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tion manager of VVCUB-TV. 
For se\-en weeks this past 
sununer. he helped renovate 
the station's cotUrol rnum. 

Ahmg with being the TV 
station manager and a part- 
time director, liinkus is a 
member of the National 
Broadcasting Societv and a 
dee jay at WCUC-FM. 

I'Aen though ht^ spends 
most of his time in broad- 
casting, he is interested m 
other things. Me played the 
trum|)et for ten \ears aiul is 
also interested in sports. He 
follows almost all of the 
major sporting events in the 
world. His favorite XFl. 
team is the N'ew York 
(hants, his favorite MLB 
team is the Philadelphia 
Phillies and his favorite 



NHL team is the Pittsburgh 
Penguins. He is also a 
NASCAR fan. 

"Scrubs" tops the list of 
his favorite TV shows. He 
does not like to miss a single 
episode, if he can help it. He 
also likes listening to his 
favorite bands: Guster. The 
Shins, Coldplay. Jack 
Johnson and Wilco. 

Rinkus enjoys going out 
on the weekends to get away 
from all the crazy things 
happening on campus, like 
covering events for the TV 
and radio stations. Most 
weeks during the school 
year, he is in the station at 
least five nights a week. 
Dan is currently hosting his 
own radio show. "Sundays 
with Rink." 



To relax, he likes to 
hang out with his friends. 
Upon graduation, he would 
like to become an executive 
producer of a major televi- 
sion 01' radio network. He 
said he loves his job and 
takes pride in it. He enjoys 
helping other students at 
the university improve their 
skills in the hope they will 
be able to advance in their 
field. 

While participating in 
i-adio and television broad- 
casting, Rinkus said that he 
would also like to take up 
photography and explore 
the art of film making. 



Martin Luther King's dream: 40 yrs later 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features E(Jitor 

s_sadesmond§clarion.edu 

September 24 marks the 
beginning of the 13th year of 



the Martin Luther King Jr. 
Speaker Series at Clarion. 

This year's theme. "The 
Dream: 40 Years Later," cel- 
ebrates the anniversary of 
the assassination of Dr. 
Martin Luther King Jr. The 




Wis year's then ic foi the Martin Luther Kmg, Jr. Speaker Series 
is "The Dream: 40 Years Later." Andres "The Cuban Guy" Lara, 
photo courtesy of PAGES, kicks off the series on Sept. 24 at 7:30 
p.m. in the Gemmell Multipurpose Roon). (PAGES) 



official anniver-sary will oe 
on April 4. 2008. 

The eight presentations 
over the course of the series 
will have this theme incor- 
porated into them. 

The Martin Luther King 
Jr. Committee provides this 
and other events throughout 
the year in conjunction with 
other departments and 
organizations. 

"It provides opportunities 
for different organizations 
to work together as well as 
provides quality cultural 
and educational events," 
said Dr. Rogers Laugand. 
the co-chair of the commit- 
tee. 

The committee attempts 
to inform the public of the 
complete span of Martin 
Luther King Jr.s leadership 
during his life beyond segre- 
gation. 

This year's presenters 
range from hip-hop musi- 
cians to arti.sts to authors. 
They are also working in 
collaboration with the Hip- 
Hop Svmposium and Equitv 
Week. 

Laugand believes that 



attending these presenta- 
tions provides students with 
information they can use 
both in and out of the class- 
room. 

"They learn about differ- 
ent cultures and how we 
should live in peace and 
harmony despite our differ- 
ences, particularly our 
race," he said. "More impor- 
tantly, they learn about 
what it is to be a true leader 
in our world." 



Dear Dr. Eagle. 

Recently I've seen several television and magazine ads 
for a product to prevent HPV in women. What is HPV 
and why is so much attention drawn to it now? 

Signed. 
One Less 

Dear One Less. 



I'he Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recently 
approved the first vaccine to prevent cervical cancer, 
lesions and genital warts caused by four types of the 
Human Papillomavirus (HPV). 

There are over 100 types and strains of HPV and 
more than 30 of these are sexually transmitted. It is 
very contagious. It's estimated that there are more 
cases of HPV infections than any other STI in the 
United States, with 20 million people already infected 
and 6.2 million new cases reported each year. 

Some types of HPV may lead to cancers of the 
cervix, vagina, vulva, anus and penis, and other strains 
cause genital warts. Annually 10.000 women get cervi- 
cal cancer and 3,700 die from it in the US, 

(Jenital warts are the most easily recognized sign of 
HPV and may appear in the cervix, vagina, vulva, anus, 
scrotum, penis, groin and thigh (and rarely in the 
mouth or throat from oral sex). However. 50% of infect- 
ed women had no symptoms that you can see or feel and 
most people don't know they are infected. 

Diagnosis of HPV can be made by an abnormal pap 
smear, a test to detect HPV DNA. or by applying a solu- 
tion to make invisible warts more visible. Amazingly, 
50"i) of sexually active men and women are infected 
with HPV during their lifetime. 

Treatments for genital warts depend on the size and 
locations of the warts. They may include application of 
creams or ointments, or removal by freezing, burning, 
laser treatments or surgery These treatments can get 
rid of the warts, but NOT the virus itself. HPV remains 
present in the body and warts may come back after 
treatment. 

The advertisements you mention are for Gardasil 
vaccine for women. Gardasil was approved to prevent 
four types of HPV the two (types 16 and 18) that cause 
70 percent of cervical cancers and two (types 6 and 11) 
which cause 90 percent of genital warts. Gardasil is 
administered in three doses and recommended for 
females 9-26 years of age (preferably before their first 
sexual contact, Keeling Health Center is currently offer- 
ing it). 

Dv. Eagle IS written by Valerie WonderUng of the Keeling 

Henlth Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, 

e-mail her at syjmmderli^f^i clarion.edu. 



Apache helicopters land in Memorial Stadium 



ADVISING INFORMANT 

Have questions about making the most of your education at Clarion? 
We'll find the answers! 




Ar! 



the iicst w.-ty to meet with mv advisor? 



If you ha\en"t met with them yet. it's a good idea to 
arrange a meeting with him/her before you schedule for 
the spring semester. U.se the people finder to find their e- 
mail address or phone number and contact them to make 
11 appointment. 

Another option is to take part in Meet Your Advisor 
•k. It runs this year from September 24-27 and depart- 
have many different activities going on. Contact your 
epartnient for details on their individual events. 



'nfoimant is a service of Clarion University's Advising Office. If you have 
in- ycni woulil like answered, e-mail the office staff at advising',«clarion.edu. 




former CUP graduates. Capt. Al McCordand Lt. Coi Steve Lunardmi. landed two Apache AH 64 
helicopters on the practice fields at Memorial Stadium on Sept. 5. They explained the helicopters 
and their use with CUPs ROTC program. "It was quite an experience being five feet away from a 
helicopter, said David Keremes. a junior MMAJ major. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



Olivas-Lujan researches US and Mexico technology 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpiniller§clanon.edu 

Recently 'IvIIKM m 
Mt'xieo^ Adapting 

Innovations for (Uobal 
Competitiveness." an article 
about the rise of e-HH.M in 
th(> country of Mexico co- 
authored by (Tarion 
Professor Dr. Miguel Olivas- 
Lujan. was published in the 
Internationul Journ.tl of 
Manpowvr. 

E-HRM (Human 

Resource Management) is 
the use of communicative 
technology in businesses, 
such as computers, tele- 
phones and fax machini's. 

Olivas-Lujan. a profes- 
sor of management, was 
born and raised in Mexico 
and has lived in Clarion for 
eight years. 

He has been teaching 
since the mid-nineties and 
received doctorates in 
Human Resources ami 
Computer Technology at 
Tecnologico De Montei-rev in 



Mexico. Hwf^aid that is what 
got him so interested in 
doing this article on e-HR.\I, 
since it comhiiies both of his 
areas of study. 

Olivas Lujan covvrote 
the article with two of his 
colleagues from Tecnolngico 
De .Monterrey. -Jacidxi 
Ramiic/ iiiid Laura Zapata- 
Cantu, lie .said that they all 
leceivfd their doctorates 
around the same time and 
has kept in touch with them 
over tile years. The idea to 
do the article occurreil 
when they realized that not 
much study was done in 
Latin America on the topic 
ol ellKM, which is a rapid- 
ly fa.st rising way of doiny 
business in most countries, 
especially here in the 
United States. So, they 
decided to show its progress 
in .Mexico. 

The case study was done 
on four businesses, all at dif- 
ferent levels of e-HRM. 
Some are very advanced and 
other companies are not 
quite to their level. Two of 
the companies are global in 
nature, but all were started 



and are baseil m Mexico, 

Olivas-Lujan said that 
lhe> interviewed the man- 
agers of the four busines.ses 
to conduct their research. 
He and his colleagues dis- 
covered that culture plays a 
major role in the us(> of tech- 
nology in these busines.ses. 
He compared the business 
culture in .\iiierica to the 
one in Mexico and how that 
affected the use of e-HRM. 
Business workers in 
America tend to be more 
indetiendent and they will 
voice their opinions if they 
have a sugg(>stion or opinion 
about how business should 
be done using e-HRM and 
usuall\ have their co-work- 
er.N to liack them up. he said. 
Things are much tliffer- 
eiit in Mexico. The use of e- 
HRM technology is strongly 
dependent on the prefer- 
ences of the bo.ss and if there 
is a difference in opinion, 
employees will not voice 
their concerns and things 
will stay the same way. 

For example, if the boss 
of one of the companies 
doesn't want to use e-mail 



as part ol their communica- 
tive technology, email will 
most likely not he u»ed. 
This explains why some 
companies seem to be more 
advanced in their u.se of e- 
HRM compared to other 
companies that seem to ju.st 
he falling behind. This also 
strengthen^ Olivas-Lujan 
and his colleagues" theory 
that the culture of some 
countries strongly affects 
the use of e-HRM technolo- 
gy in businesses. 

Olivas-Lujan said that 
there are three maiti points 
he wants people to get out of 
reading his article on e- 
HR.M. He wants people to 
know that there is strong 
ongoing research in Mexico 
on this topic. E'HRM is a 
big way of doing business all 
over the world, not just in 
Mexico and in the United 
States, and he wants people 
to know that Mexico is not 
falling behind. He said that 
this is the first research 
done on e-fiRM in Mexico, 
that he knows of. 

The second point is 
something he wants man- 




Dr. Miguel 0/;vas Lu/dM, pliotv ^luu.l.; l. .\l„..„,i,,. ,.u 
authored "EHRI^I m Mexico: Adapting Innovations for Global 
Competitiveness." It was published m f/ie International Journal 
of !\/1anpower. " (NEWSwire) 



agers to know. He wants 
them to realize that ellRM 
is increasing in popularity 
in all counties and doesn't 
want to >,ee businesses and 
their managers get left 
behind. 



The thud i^ that lie 
wants maiinuei's to u.se c- 
HK,\1 in a way that fits witli 
their business .so that they 
don t waste companv money 
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Rob Miller 

Los Angeles Times 

Since the dawn (jf rock 
'n" roll, death has been a 
recurring theme. But for 
many young musicians, 
lyrics that dwell on mortali- 
ty are prophetic. 

A new study has found 

that rock and pop stars are 

more than twdce as likely to 

die at a young age than the 

rest of the population— and 

more than three times as 

likely to die within five 

years of becoming famous. 

The unhealthy behavior 

that leads to such untimely 

deaths harms more than 

musicians, the researchers 

•said. It also sets a bad 

example for the millions of 

people who emulate them. 

"Like any industrv. the 
music industry should see 
the health of its participants 
as a priority as well as the 
wide effect it may have on 
consumers of its products." 
said Mark A. Bellis. the 
study's lead author and 
director of the Centre for 
Public Health at Liverpool 
•John Moores University, in 
an interview conducted by e- 
mail. "It is. after all. a music 
industi'N. not a promotional 
tour for alcohol and drugs." 
Bellis savs his research 



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team undertook the study 
which claims to be the first 
to quantify the effect of pop 
music stars' live-fast-die- 
young culture, because the 
(k'aih rates in (he pop 
industry have not been well 
studied and because pop 
stars have a tremendous 
inlluence on others. 

Although researcher.- 
expected to find that musi- 
cians die younger — alter all. 
that is the common percep- 
tion — they were surprised to 
see how many of those 
deaths occurred neai' the 
peak of fame and that the 
death rate remained double 
that of the normal popula- 
tion even LM years after the 
musicians became famous. 

The study published 
last week, in the Journa] of 
Epidomiohgy nnd 

Conununity Health, was 
based on more than l,()."i(i 
North American and 
Kuropean musicians and 
singers who achiexcd ranie 
between ]9o6 and 1999. .All 
the musicians were featured 
in the "Ail-Time Top IflOO 
.Minims." .selected in 2000. 
TlH>y n'liresented a range of 
genres, including rock, iioj), 
punk, rap, R&B. electroniea 
and new age. 

For each jiop star the 
researchers calculated total 
years of survival and com- 



pared flic numbecs with 
llu'ir t'xpt'cied su!'\ival 
based on a general popula- 
tion of people similar in gen- 
der, nationality and ethnici- 
ty. 

Of the !()0 pop stru's 
who had (iicil. the n\-ei'age 
age of death was :>,') fur 
Kuropean niusuians and VI 
lor .Anu'iicaii stars. 

The stud} does not 
prove that being a pop star 
causes an earlv de.ath. but 
it's clear that elemeut.s of 
the hiestvie are uiih(>alth- 
hil. says Anton li. Mart, a 
p.syehologisr and p.-^ychoana- 
lyst in .New 'Vork City who 
counts many pi'olessiunal 
musicians anmng Ins 
clit>nts. 

Hart says previous 
research sugg<'sls a. hitler 
downside to tame that may 
lead to depi'es.-K.n. anxiety, 
substance abuse, risky sexu- 
al behavKU' and general 
carelessness. 

"Fame fulfills grandiose 
wishes t(' be known by 
everyone and luved by 
ever\()tu>," he .sa\s, "It's 
exhilarating but gives wav 
to a sense that fame is not 
as fulfilling as it was 
assuineil to Ite. That is a 
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September 13, 2007 



EttoHimnt 

Sex Talk excites CUP students 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 

On September 12 at 8 
p.m. over one thousand stu- 
dents flooded Marwick-Fioyd 
Auditorium. Before the 
stars came on stage "Sue, 
Sue, Sue" echoed through 
the room. Finally, Sue 
Johanson and Dr. Marty 
Klein came on the stage. 

Johanson has been a sex 
educator for 40 years. She 
originally started out as a 
nurse. She started a cHnic 
that provided birth control 
for young adults and real- 
ized how many young people 
are having sex. At this point 
she decided to go back to 
become a sex educator. Her 
television show. Talk Sex 
with Sue Johanson, is going 
into its seventh year on the 
Oxygen channel. She does 
dozens of lectures at colleges 
each year. 

Klein has been a 
licensed psychologist and 
certified sex therapist for 27 
years. He has written six 
books and a blog on his Web 
site www.martyklein.com. 
Klein just helped write the 
Supreme Court brief asking 



to legalize vibrators in six 
states. 

One rea.son that Klein 
and Johanson began work- 
ing together i,s tso that dur- 
ing a program the audience 
can not only receive a 
female's perspective, but a 
males as well. 

Beginning the program 
with some friendly sexual 
oriented jokes and banter- 
ing back and forth, Klein 
and Johanson had the crowd 
roaring with laughter. 

During all this banter- 
ing, they were discussing 



many of things including 
why people have sex. Some 
of the reasonings that they 
y;i\(' were in rebellion of 
parents and because it feels 
good. They also discussed 
that when heterosexual 
peopi have fantasies about 
people of the same sex it 
does not make them "gay." 

One big thing that both 
Johanson and Klein 
stressed greatly was the use 
of condoms. At point point 
she said, answering a ques- 
tion about whether condoms 
work or not. "Condoms 




Dr. Marty Klein answered the sex questions that no one wants 
to answer in IVIarwicl<-Boyd (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz). 



Craft-ed exhibit comes 
to University Gallery 



work, just not on your bed- 
side, in your back pocket or 
in your purse." 

They also addressed 
topics such as masturbation, 
oral sex, protection from dis- 
ease and infection as well as 
abstinence. 

Johanson and Klein 
were constantly throwing 
random facts at the audi- 
ence. One fact, given by 
Klein, was that the clitoris 
only has one purpose: to 
pleasure. Then Johanson 
added that it doubles in size 
when a woman becomes sex- 
ually aroused. 

While on the topic of 
female arousal, male arous- 
al came into play. It was 
then addressed than men 
can ejaculate without expe- 
riencing an orgasm. 

Johan.son also discussed 
her perfect night. It 
involved a bottle of good 
wine, a box of chocolates, a 
dozen red roses, scented 
candles and soft hghting. To 
top it off, she wants her 
partner to whisper five 
things in her ear: I love you. 
I want you, I need you, 
Baby, you're the greatest 
and I will never leave you. 

Another fact that was 
given was that 85 percent of 




Sue Johanson has her own talk show on the Oxygen channel 
entitled "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" and its going on its sev- 
enth year (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz). 

women in a long-term, sta- At the beginning of the 

ble relationship fantasize show, postcards were passed 
about someone else during out and those in attendance 



sex. 

One thing that was real- 
ly stressed throughout the 
entire show was that com- 
munication is really impor- 
tant between partners. 
Klein said that is seems that 
talking about .sex is more 
intimate than actually hav- 
ing sex. This is because peo- 
ple are so scared to talk 
about what they actually 
want in sex. 



were asked to write ([ucs- 
tions on them. 

Johanson and Klein 
closed the show by reading 
some of the questions aloud 
and answering them. Some 
of the questions included 
topics like lubrication, .sex 
toys and anal sex. 

The show ended with a 
standing ovation and a large 
round of applause. 



Anf^ber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol§clarion.edu 

Love art? Looking for an 
experience that is interest- 
ing, different and nearby? If 
so, then definitely check out 
the University Gallery's 
newest art exhibit, Craft-ed. 

This particular show- 
case takes a look at art, 
what really composes it and 
whether it's traditional 
ideas or contemporary. 
Craft-ed features the work 
of three artists whose works 
are constructed using tech- 
niques beyond the tradition- 
al art practice. Artists Chris 
Walla, Sarah Christensen- 
Blair and Nicholas R. 
Schutsky all use normal 
everyday material in their 
artwork that still make a 
huge impact in the world of 
art, regardless of how much 
it costs to actually construct 
the pieces. 

A few exhibits offered by 
these artists are Walla's 
"Hanky Project," a 24 piece 
stitchery displayed on ban- 
danas, Schutsky's "Slate 
Cross," which was con- 



structed of Legos, and 
Christensen-Rlair's "24 
Months," which features 
crocheted fibers made from 
empty birth control packets. 
Walla teaches in the 
Department of Art and 
Design at Minnesota State 
University Moorhead. His 
"Bluechip Paintings" are a 
replication of the infamous 
Martha Stewart's paint 
chips. Using paints pur- 
chased at K-Mart, he con- 
fronts social hierarchy 
issues of taste by imitating 
color combinations that copy 
a figure that has been an 
icon of art and taste. 

Schutsky, a recipient of 
a Master of Fine Arts degree 
from the University of 
Delaware, has works every- 
where from New York to 
Monte Carlo found in the 
homes of prominent private 
collectors. If his "Slate 
Cross" created from Legos 
didn't catch your eye then 
his masterpiece "White, Red 
on Yellow" displayed using a 
Lite-Brite definitely will. 

Christensen-Blair, a 
design teacher at Northern 
State University, offers 
many beautiful crocheted 



fibers to the show that con- 
front the complexity of the 
female identity. Her works 
are both timeless and 
intriguing. 

The three artists use 
these normal everyday 
materials to construct their 
distinctive pieces of art that 
sell anywhere from $400- 
$2,000 dollars. Their tech- 
niques toy with the bound- 
aries of art and crafts in the 
modern world. 

These three artists' dif- 
ferent approaches to art 
offer a new and refreshing 
way to view art and its 
meanings. The showcase's 
different and unusual pieces 
are unlike any other art dis- 
play around. 

The exhibit is visiting 
the Clarion campus from 
Sept. 4 through Oct. 4, when 
it will then head to the 
University of Miami. Be 
sure to stop by the 
University Gallery, Level A, 
in the Carlson Library for a 
view of this fascinating dis 
play of art and its many pos 
sibilities. 



Brad Paisley tickets seil out 



Rachella Vollant-Barie 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ravollantb@clanon.edu 

On Sept. 15, Brad 
Paisley is coming to 
Burgettstown, Pa., along 
with Taylor Swift and 
Rodney Atkins. The 
University Activities Board 
arranged for a bus to take 
students to the concert. 

Paisley is a five time 
CMA award winner, 
received four Grammy nom- 
inations in 2006 and has 
had five number one hits, 
including "Mud on the 
Tires" and "Time Well 
Wasted." All four of his 



albums have either been 
certified Platinum or Double 
Platinum (total sales exceed 
six million copies). 

The bus tour to see the 
show was an idea that was 
thought of and acted upon 
by UAB. The original choice 
of artist was not Paisley, but 
another artist: Taylor Swift. 

Mike Neely, UAB 
Campusfest Chair, said, 
"When we did a survey of 
students, she (Taylor Swift) 
ended up with the second 
most votes, only a couple 
behind the top spot. This 
was a way for us to honor 
the students' survey 
results." 

Even though the tickets 



to the Paisley concert have 

sold out, there will be much 

more entertainment in the 

future presented by the 

Campusfest Committee to 
look out for. 

There are two main 
events that are already 
scheduled for now. The first 
is the Fall Campusfest, 
which is set to take place 
Wednesday, October 10 in 
Tippin Gym and will be fea- 
turing MTV's VM.'\ New 
Artist of the Year ( !ym Class 
Heroes. Doors are scheduled 
to open at 6 p.m. and the 
show will begin at 7 p.m. 
There is also scheduled to be 
an event to occur on Ma 
(jras in Februarv. 



"Halloween": a real 
treat from a Zombie 



Joey Pettine 

Clarior) Call Staff Writer 

sJmpettine@clarion.edu 





"Halloween" 
Director: Rob Zombie 
Rating: 4/5 



Chris Wall provided a 24 piece stitchery displayed on bandanas entitled "Hank Project' for the 
Craft- ed exhibit in the University Gallery (The Clarion Call/Stefanie Julaj. 



A young boy, no more 
than ten, with golden blonde 
hair, stands at the foot of his 
sister's bed. Slowly he bends 
down to pick something off 
the floor, unnoticed by his 
older sibling who lays care- 
lessly on her stomach, over- 
sized headphones blasting 
"Don't Fear the Reaper" 
atop her head. And we, the 
audience, have the briefest 
of moments to reflect on 
both the macabre poetry 
and sick humor of what we 



are watching. 

For as the young boy 
lifts his head back into view, 
it is adorned with a white 
rubber mask, brown hair 
jutting from the top and 
behind the mask... nothing. 
The eyes of that boy are just 
as blank as those of the 
mask itself. This boy is 
Michael Myers and the 
movie is "Halloween." 

Directed by Rob Zombie, 
("House of 1000 Corpses," 
"The Devil's Rejects") the 
2007 remake of the 1978 
John Carpenter classic will 
leave horror fans both 
frightened and impressed. 

Blending elements of 
both a classic horror genre 
in with his own style of 
intense gore. Zombie does 
for Myers what has not been 
done in over six movies and 
fifteen years, he has made 
the character scary again. 

At the same time, the 
movie acts as a homage to 
the original "Halloween," 
using the classic mask and 
theme, replicating infamous 
scenes, and even filming in 
the same locations as the 
original. 

Ti'ue horror aficionados 
will squeal with delight as 
Myers isn't the onlv face 




from classic horror to grace 
this screen. With such 
prominent horror actors as 
Malcolm McDowell ("A 
Clockwork Orange"). Brad 
Dourif ("The Chucky 
Movies"). Danny Tre)o 
("From Dusk Tili Dawn'"'), 
Doe Wallace ("I'ujo") and 
even the beautiful Danielle 
Harris, star of Halloween's 4 
and 5. Zombie's "Halktween" 
is chocked lull of horrific 
goodies. 

When you get right 
down to It though. 
"Halloween" is just a good 
scare. While I would obvi- 
ously not rot'omnit'nd this 
film to those who don't want 
to be scared, anyhodx in the 
mood for a real fright will 
find "Halloween" a real 
treat. 



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Harry Potter comes to an end 



Travis Lear 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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"Harry Potter and the 
Deathly Hallows" 
J.K. Rowling 
Rating: 4.5/5 

♦♦♦♦ 

The moment of triumph 
or defeat has finally come 
for Harry Potter. It is the 
final showdown of good ver- 
sus evil, the Boy Who Lives 
versus Lord Voldemort. 

British author J.K. 
Rowling wraps up her sev- 
enth hook series with a nail- 
biting thriller that you will 
not want to put down. From 
beginning to end, Harry is 
faced with challenges, from 
confrontations with his best 
friend Ronald Weasley to 
facing Voldemort himself. 

Many readers who read 
the sixth book "The Half 
Blood Prince" complained 
that the book lacked excite- 
ment until the very end. 
There are no complaints 
about the seventh and final 
installment, "The Deathly 
Hallows." 

The action starts from 
page one and continues to 



the very end of the epic tale. 
With a darker writing 
style than the other six 
books, Rowling takes Harrv 
Ron and Hermione on a 
quest set forth by their 
deceased head master, 
Albus Dumbledore. The trio 
of heroes is on a search for 
Horcruxes, the objects in 
which Voldemort puts his 
soul into. Once they find 
and destroy all seven 
Horcruxes, Voldemort will 
be vanquished. 

Their journey takes 
them all over the United 
Kingdom. Durning their 
journeys they run into old 
friends and foes that make 
their journey long and diffi- 
cult. Many secrets are final- 
ly revealed and, ultimately, 
Harry has to face Voldemort 
for the final showdown. 
"One cannot live while the 
other survives." 

Through Harry's 

encounters and travels, he 
transforms into a young 
man at last. He realizes that 
there is no one left to protect 
him, since Sirius, 
Dumbledore and his parents 
have passed away. Harry is 
now left to battle Voldemort 
by himself for the first time 
in his life and in doing so 
Harry grows as a person, 

Harry, from age 11, took 
on a large burden and 
walked an unwavering hne 
towards greatness. While 
walking that line, Harry 
confronts the Dark Lord 
numerous times and each 
time narrowly escapes 
death. On his way to bat- 
tling Voldemort, Harry 
comes across three magical 
objects called the Deathly 




Page? 



Ping-Pong comes out in full 'Tury" 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s ,ll|)i]wri','ivi l.iiHiii cilii 



Hallows. If the possessor 
owns all three, they will be 
the Master of Death. Harry 
is torn between searching 
for the Horcruxes or the 
Hallows. 

Rowling said that in the 
final book many characters 
would die, and they did. 
Characters that the readers 
came to know and love, per- 
ished on the pages as they 
read them. Rowhng also 
rewards her readers by 
making allusions to the past 
books and answering many 
questions that were asked 
previously. 

Why did Snape kill 
Dumbledore? What are the 
Horcruxes and where are 
they? Who really is Albus 
Dumbledore? These are just 
some questions that will be 
answered by the time you 
finish reading the book. 

A decade has past since 
Rowling's first book, "The 
Sorcerers Stone," was pub- 
lished, and Rowling ended 
her series with a memorable 
book that is both tragic and 
optimistic. We are all sad to 
say adieu to Harry, but we 
are left with a feeling of clo- 
sure and finality. 




VMA's have no rhythm 



Ann Powers 

Los Angeles Times 



On Sunday, as televi- 
* sion's family hour gave way 
to raunchy prime time, a 
strange thing happened in 
living rooms across America. 
Britney Spears appeared on 
the annual MTV Video 
Music Awards in a sparkly 
black bikini, but the real 
disturbance developed dur- 
ing the two hours after her 
yawn of a comeback. 

People started twitch- 
ing, feeling nauseous, blink- 
ing uncontrollably; they 
reached for their remotes in 
a desperate struggle against 
information overload. The 
show's assault on coherence 
drove a music-loving nation 
to its knees. A rumor spread 
that the creators of 
Pokemon, the Japanese car- 
toon whose images once 
caused "television epilepsy' 
in scores of young children, 
had wrested control from 
the VMA's producers in 
some kind of plot to destroy 
the music industry once and 
for all. 

OK. that didn't really 
happen. The VMA's were 
meant to entertain viewers, 
not destroy their minds. But 
this sorry response to the 
Net-ification of entertain- 
ment — an attempt to create 
a television equivalent to an 
iPod playlist, with a little 
candid YouTube.com thrown 
in— failed in a most 
unpleasant way. 

The ceremony, newly 
relocated to the Palms casi- 
no in Las Vegas, was 
designed as a cyberextrava- 
ganza, multi tiered and 
remixable. The viewing 
experience only began with 
Sunday's live broadcast. It is 
unfolding now, on the net- 
work's Web site, where 
"remixed" versions of the 
program will feature artists' 
commentary, viewer- 

requested content and 
longer versions of the per- 
formances shown on televi- 
sion. 

That's great for those 



who want to stretch out 
their annual VMA's party 
until it frays and breaks. 
But by treating the televised 
ceremony as a sneak pre- 
view for what's available 
online, the show's producers 
did no one any favors. 

Few artists performed 
full songs during the show; 
the cameras cut away mid 
chorus. Award winners 
enjoyed little glory; the best 
new artist winner, the hip- 
hop group Gym Class 
Heroes, didn't even get a 
speech. The show's once- 
unpredictable patter was 
sliced to the bone, with only 
presenter Jamie Foxx going 
off script. "When a fistfight 
ensued between Pamela 
Anderson's exes, Tommy Lee 
and Kid Rock, the MTV 
jocks seized upon the news 
tidbit like a scrap of 
Styrofoam in a shipwreck. 

It didn't have to be this 
way. Raucous, surprising 
music filled the all-star 
"fantasy suites" hosted by a 
handful of stars. Cee-Lo 
Green of Gnaris Barkley 
fame laid claim to Prince's 
"Darling Nikki," with the 
Foo Fighters backing; 
Rihanna received a major 
boost from Fall Out Boy on 
her own "Shut Up and 
Drive." West, Lil' Wayne, 
Justin Timberlake and 
System of a Down singer 
Serj Tankian all showed off 
their considerable gifts— for 
a few seconds, that is, until 
the cameras cut away. 

As excitement swept 
through the casino-hotel's 
upper floors, the main 
event's few fully realized 
musical numbers came 
across as overwrought and 
confused. Chris Brown, the 
latest dynamo to reach for 
Michael Jackson's crown, 
showed incredible grace, but 
his routine (which included 
a brief appearance by 
Rihanna) lost focus halfway 
through. Alicia Keys shout- 
ed her way through her 
rock-tinged new single, "No 
One." mashing it up with 
George Michael's old hit 
"Freedom '90." Team 



Tim — Timberlake, 
Timbaland and Nelly 
Furtado— ended the pro- 
gram with a disappointingly 
rote medley of their recent 
hits . 

A rare head-turning 
moment transpired when 
Linkin Park performed 
"Bleed It Out," from its 
smash 2007 album, 
"Minutes to Midnight." The 
band played the song from 
beginning to end, with no 
tricks, no cutaways, no 
cameos from wandering fel- 
low celebs. Vocalists Mike 
Shinoda and Chester 
Bennington stole the fire of 
the fans screaming at their 
feet and threw it back out. It 
was basic rock 'n' roll. But 
within the distracting 
framework of the VMA's. it 
felt like a punch to the gut. 
Awards were also dis- 
tributed. Who won? Who 
cares? The list includes 



"Balls of Fury" 
Director: Robert Ben 
Garant 
Rating: 3/5 



The fast-paced, intense 
and even deadly world of 
underground ping-pong 
takes centerstage in the film 
"Balls of Fury." 

Dan Fogler stars in this 
outrageous comedy as 
washed up ping-pong prodi- 
gy Randy Daytona. 
Daytona, far removed from 
his glory days of ping-pong 
and still living with the 
embarassment of his humil- 
iating downfall at the '88 
Olympic Games, is working 
as a pitiful comedy act in a 
restaurant in Reno, Nv. 

Just as Daytona is fired 
from his job, FBI Agent 
Rodriguez offers him a 
secret mission through 
which he can get back into 
the game of ping-pong and 
prove that he is the best in 
the world, all while helping 
the FBI capture a danger- 
ous triad leader. 

Daytona's secret mis- 
sion involves infiltrating the 
secret world of the dark and 



dangerous triad leader 

Feng, who, coincidcntally. is 

the man who had Daytona's 

father murdered following 

his ping-pong downfall \U 

years before. PVng, who's 

face has never been seen by 

i the FBI, is staging the uiti 

' mate table teiuiis touriui 

ment in which the world's 

best players will face each 

other in sudden death 

matches. 

After 19 years away 
from competitive ping-pong, 
Daytona is more than a lit- 
tle rusty. In order to obtain 
the coveted golden paddle 
invitaticm to F'eng's tourna- 
ment, Daytona must .seek 
the help and spiritual guid- 
ance of the blind Mast(>r 
Wong and his beautiful 
niece, Maggie. Feng had 
been a trainee of Wong, but 
did not finish his training, 
which ulitmately proves to 
be his greatest weakness, 

Daytona works his way 
through seemingly impossi- 
ble training which culmi- 
nates in a battle against 
China Town's best player, 
known as the Dragon. Once 
he defeats this opponent, he 
has proven himself worthy 
of an invitation to Feng's 
prestigious tournament. 

Along with Wong and 
Rodriguez, Daytona travels 
to Feng's South American 
jungle hideout to compete in 
his ping-pong tournament. 
The competitors in the tour- 
nament soon realize that 
more than pride is at stake. 
This tournament is sudden 
death, which means that the 
loser of each match is exe- 
cuted. 

As the tournament pro- 
gresses, Daytona finds his 
old form and excels until 
there is only one opponent 




left to face. However, this 
opponent just happens to be 
the same man that he lost to 
ill the s.s Olympic Games. 

Befoii' this fiuiil match- 
up can take place, Feng dis- 
covers that bis tournament 
has been infiltrated by the 
FBI and he pushes the but- 
ton that will blow u|) his 
entire secret complex. As 
everyone tries to rush to 
satety, Daytona must take 
on Feng himself in the most 
outrageously dangerous 
game of ping-pong. The safe- 
ty of his friends and loved 
ones, as well as his pride 
and confidence in himself, 
hinge on this one match. 

Poor character develop- 
ment and timing issues 
break up the overall flow 
and humor of the film. Some 
of the moments that are 
meant to induce laughter 
just seem stupid and out of 
place. However, there are 
some shining moments of 
hilarity in the film and the 
overall premise is just crazy 
enough to make it work. 

Some of the fight scenes 
may seem cheesy and way 
too choreographed, but they 
go with the total corniness 
of the film. Overall, it's not a 
particularly terrible movie, 
but I think your time may 
be better spent going to see 
"Superbad" for the tenth 
time. 



The most epic religious 
debate of all time 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone@clarion.edii 




Rihanna (video of the year, 
for "Umbrella"; she received 
her award from Mary J. 
Blige and the reclusive Dr. 
Dre, whose surfacing made 
for a bit of a thrill), 
Timberlake, Fall Out Boy, 
Beyonce and Shakira and 
an absent Fergie . Only 
Timberlake did anything 
interesting with his speech, 
praising Brown and chal- 
lenging MTV to "play more 
videos." 

As MTV seems happy to 
acknowledge, videos aren't 
for television anymore. Nor 
is music, perhaps. That may 
be fine. Revisiting the VMAs 
onhne, fans will find that 
complete Cee-Lo/Foo 

Fighters collaboration and 
plenty more to enjoy. The 
question remains, however, 
whether the network should 
even bother with this pro- 
gram next year. 

The VMA's have always 
been more about flash and 
mirrors, but its creators 
once believed in the power of 
their hoopla. Now, like 
Britney sleepwalking 

through her performance, 
MTV has given up on itself. 
MTV.com is the future. Go 
ahead, tune out. 



"Paul Meets 
Muhammad" 
Michael R. Licona 
Rating: 4/5 



Imagine if it was possi- 
ble to bring the Christian 
Apostle Paul and the 
Muslim prophet 

Muhammad back to life for 
the biggest religious debate 
of all time. In "Paul Meets 
Muhammad" by Michael R. 
Licona, that showdown isn't 
just possible, it happens. 

In a futuristic setting, 
technology allows for the 
two religious heavyweights 
to square off in very deep 
debate on whether the res- 
urrection of Jesus Christ 
actually occurred. The two 
religious icons are in holo- 
gram form, but look real to 
the naked eye. 



The debate of the mil- 
lennium takes place in a 
packed arena full of 
Musfims and Christians 
who are eager to claim victo- 
ry for their respected faiths. 
Both Paul and Muhammad 
are asked questions by a 
moderator and then the 
counter party is allotted 
time for a rebuttal. The 
atmosphere of the event 
compares to that of the 
Super Bowl because with 
every quality point made, 
the crowd goes wild for their 
favored idol. 

The argument seems to 
have a lasting theme, how- 
ever. If Jesus did not rise 
from the dead, then the 
Christian faith is false and 
if Jesus did in fact rise from 
the dead, then Islam is 
false. With so much on the 
line, this contest is heated 
and passionate. 

The majority of the book 
is in conversation form and 
very easy to read. The 
debate never goes stale and 
keeps the reader's attention 
the entire way through. Just 
when you think Paul has 
proved without a doubt that 
Jesus was resurrected, 
Muhammad comes back 
with a point of view that 
would blow even the 
staunchest of Christian 
minds. The debaters refer 
to both the Bible and the 
Qur'an frequently which 
gives spiritual merit to 
every aspect of the argu- 




ment. 

Granted that you hold 
back your present biases, it 
is more than likely that you 
will be asking yourself ques- 
tions that you never thought 
to ask before. Licona does a 
marvelous job in not show- 
ing any religious bias in the 
book so that the debate is a 
very fair one. 

1 recommend "Paul 
Meets Muhammad" for a 
Christian who wants to 
learn more about the 
Muslim religion or vice 
versa. This very readable 
book is also a great tool for 
those who are not sure of 
their religion and are look- 
ing for simple explanations 
of what both Christians and 
Muslims believe. 

So did Jesus indeed rise 
from the dead'? Or is it pos- 
sible that there is some 
other exjjlanation for what 
happened so very long ago? 
Keep an open mind, read 
"Paul Meets Muhammad" 
and decide for yourself 



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Page 9 



"UTTLEFIELD" contin- 
ued from page 10 

However, Littlefield 
does deserve some due. He 
was bold enough to trade 
away fan favorites Todd 
Ritchie and Brian Giles. In 
doing so, he landed players 
such as Kip Wells and Jason 
Bay who each strengthened 
the franchise. 

His willingness to sign 
free agents who were large- 
ly unwanted gave the 
Pirates valuable production 
in the unlikeliest of places. 
One of them, Jeff Suppan, 
pitched well for the Buccos 
before ultimately ending up 
being the key piece in the 
trade that brought Freddy 
Sanchez to Pittsburgh from 
the Boston Red Sox. 

This past season, 
Littlefield patiently outlast- 
ed the Atlanta Braves to 
acquire Adam LaRoche. 
The move not only strength- 



ened the Pirates lineup by 
giving them the left-handed 
bat they needed, it also 
effectively needed their sea- 
son. LaRoche gave the 2007 
Pirates some much -needed 
buzz that had been lacking. 

However, Dave 

Littlefield is no longer the 
general manager of the 
Pittsburgh Pirates, and 
there are many reasons 
why. 

For the many players 
that he brought in, many 
more have left the Steel 
City. Faced with financial 
restrictions, he traded third 
basemen Aramis Ramirez, 
arguably the best Pirates 
power prospect in quite 
.some time, along with 
Lofton to the Chicago Cubs 
for utility players Jose 
Hernandez and Bobby Hill, 
as well as a minor league 
pitcher. 

To add insult to injury, 
the Pirates even gave the 



Cubs money to help pay for 
Ramirez's contract. Little- 
field also didn't do himself 
any favors by signing Chris 
Stynes to replace Ramirez. 

In addition, he has also 
traded or let go All-Stars 
Chris Young and Gary 
Mathews Jr. for little or 
nothing. Former number 
one pitchers Kris Benson 
and Oliver Perez, were both 
traded to the New York Mets 
for Ty Wigginton and Xavier 
Nady respectively. In turn, 
Wigginton would struggle 
during his stay in 
Pittsburgh, never quite 
matching the success he had 
with the Mets. 

There have been free 
agent failures, gross mise- 
valuation of talent, and a 
too conservative approach in 
recent drafts that has left 
the lower levels of the 
Pirates farm system virtual- 
ly depleted. 

Ultimately for Little- 



field, it came down to him 
making too many mistakes 
for a franchise that could ill- 
afford them. In the world of 
professional sports, when 
your team loses over and 
over again, someone has to 
pay the price and leave 
town. Littlefield became 
just the latest casualty in 
the Pirates war of returning 
to contention. 

As the Pirates go on the 
hunt for a new GM, here's 
hoping his tenure proceeds 
more successfully than that 
of his two predecessors. 
Before that happens though, 
let's take the time to remem- 
ber Dave Littlefield, 
General Manager of the 
Pittsburgh Pirates, 2001- 
2007. Then let's thank 
goodness he's out of here 
and hope the new guy can 
fix the mess he has left 
behind. 



Soccer has off-day 
and loses at lUP 



Steelers dominate in Tomlin's debut 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser@clarlon.edu 

The Steelers ushered in 
the Mike Tomlin era in style 
Sunday with a 34-7 victory 
over the Cleveland Browns. 
For stretches of the game it 
looked as though the 
Steelers could do nothing 
wrong while Cleveland 
could do nothing right. 

Cleveland gave the 
Steelers several scoring 
opportunities early in the 
game with a barrage of 
turnovers and penalties. 

Ben Roethlisberger was 
able to quickly capitalize 
throwing two early touch- 
down passes and also lead- 
ing a field goal drive that 
had thg^Stfiglers .up 11 -(^^mn^ 
k| ocked Br owns starnhg' 
quarterBaclc Charlie Frye to 
the sideline before 
Cleveland knew what hit 
them. 

While the Steelers 
looked good and a 34-7 win 
is always nice to see, one 
thing must not be forgotten. 

It was only Cleveland. 

The Browns for all 
intents and purposes hand- 
ed the Steelers the game 
with five turnovers and 
allowing six sacks. Not only 
did Frye not make it to half- 
time but his performance 
cost him his spot on the 
team. Cleveland traded him 
to Seattle just two days 
later. Even Browns fans had 




Troy Polamalu and retired center Jeff Hartings stand on the side- 
line during a game last season. The Steelers play Buffalo on 
September 16. (The Clarion Ca///Archive Photo, Bethany Ross) 



turned on the team by the 
second quarter with chants 
of "Brady, Brady" in hopes of 
seeing rookie quarterback 
Brady Quinn enter the 
game. 

The Steelers may be 
really good, but it could also 
be that the Browns were 
just that bad. The black and 
gold were offered quite an 
opportunity by NFL sched- 
ule makers with the Browns 
being their opener followed 
by home games against 



Buffalo and San Francisco 
and a trip to Arizona. 

Those teams have com- 
bined to play in just three 
playoff games in this decade 
and they lost all of them. 
And while those teams may 
be on the rise with young 
and improving quarterbacks 
in place none seem to be 
legitimate playoff con- 
tenders juat yet. 

With odds in their favor 
like that the Steelers must 
capitalize and take advan- 



tage of being handed an 
easy opening schedule. Any 
team that sees a cupcake 
start to their schedule 
knows they must and usual- 
ly do take advantage of it 
unless of course you're the 
University of Michigan. 

The Steelers certainly 
have plenty of bright spots 
leaving the game against 
the Browns. Big Ben threw 
zero interceptions, some- 
thing he did in just five of 
the 14 games he played last 
year. 

The offensive line also 
factored into that by keep- 
ing Ben on his feet, giving 
him time to make quality 
throws and helping Willie 
Parker to yet another 100 
yard game on the ground. 
And lastly the defense creat- 
ed turnovers, got pressure 
on the quarterback record- 
ing six sacks and numerous 
hurries. 

The key for the Steelers 
this year is continuing this 
level of play all season, 
which really isn't likely. 
Even the best teams have 
bumps in the road along the 
way and the Steelers sched- 
ule near the end of the sea- 
son certainly makes up for 
the charitable opening to 
their season, but if they take 
care of the Appalachian 
State's on their schedule 
now a bump or two down the 
road won't be keeping the 
five-time Super Bowl 
champs from the playoffs 
this season. 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_tckovalovsOclarion.edu 

INDIANA, Sep 6 -After last 
year's tough 10-1 loss to lUP 
in their next to last game, 
the Golden Eagles looked for 
revenge last Thursday. 
Unfortunately, things didn't 
go as planned, as Clarion 
fell to lUP 11-0. 

The Golden Eagles had 
started out conference play 
with two promising victories 
defeating Lock Haven 21, 
and Cahfornia 1-0. Clarion 
then lost to first place 
Slippery Rock 2-0, before 
the lUP game. 

Clarion was never able 
to get out of an early deficit 
falling behind by three after 
only five minutes of play. 

The win gave lUP its 
first conference victory. The 
Crimson Hawks had a total 
of 30 shots to Clarion's 13. 

"Usually when a player 
has a bad game there is a 
team to help pick up the 
pieces, but unfortunately 
everyone had a bad game on 
the same day," said coach 
Nina Alonzo. 

Red Sox have plenty of 
incentive to own best record 



"We are aware of our 
mistakes, and plan not to 
have that happen again. It 
was an unlucky day for us at 
lUP and we hope to not 
place too much emphasis on 
that game as we prepare for 
two huge games on the road 
this week." 

Jill Miller, a freshman 
and the team's leading scor- 
er, has accumulated four 
points with two goals on 
seven shots thus far. 

Senior goalkeeper Jess 
Reed has played the majori- 
ty of the time in goal, post- 
ing a .821 save percentage, 
including one shutout 
against Cahfornia. 

The Golden Eagles were 
hampered with injuries la.st 
week, but have had nearly a 
week to recover before they 
play three games in six 
days. The biggest test of the 
three is against Edinboro on 
Monday. 

Edinboro is in the top 30 
nationally and tied with 
Clarion for second place in 
the PSAC-West Division. 
Clarion will have to wait 
until the next to last game 
for its shot at redemption 
against lUP on October 24. 



Jeff Goldberg 

The Hartford Courant 

BOSTON - The Red Sox 
have had the best record in 
the American League for 
most of the summer. If they 
can hang on over the final 
two and a half weeks, they 
can set their own playoff 
schedule. 

A new format instituted 
by Major Leagi-ie Baseball, 
gives the AL team the right 
to choose which of two best- 
of-five division series it 
wishes to play in, one that 
starts Oct. 3 and lasts eight 
days, or one that starts Oct. 
4 and lasts seven. The new 
format was first reported in 
Tuesday's New York Post. 

Because of the stag- 
gered format of the eight- 
day series, which would 
allow teams to use a three- 
man rotation on regular 
rest, it's hard to imagine the 
team with the best record 
not selecting it. 

And should the Yankees 
play the Angels in the short- 



er series, featuring as many 
as four cross-country flights, 
there would be extra incen- 
tive for the Red Sox to select 
the longer one. 

The Red Sox entered 
play Tuesday night with a 
two-game lead over 
Anaheim for the best record. 
Cleveland trailed Anaheim 
by a half-game for the sec- 
ond-best record and the 
right to play the Yankees, 
who led the wild card by 3 
1/2 games before entering 
Tuesday. 

Should the current 
standings hold. Division 
Series B would play Games 
1 and 2 in Boston Oct. 3 and 
5. Games 3 and 4 would be 
in Cleveland Oct. 7-8 and 
Game 5, if necessary, would 
be Oct. 10 in Boston. 

Division Series A would 
have Games 1 and 2 in 
Anaheim, Calif, Oct. 4-5, 
Games 3 and 4 in New York 
Oct. 7-8 and Game 5, if nec- 
essary, in Anaheim Oct. 10. 




Intramural Schedule 



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Reg. Due: 


BEACH VOLLEYBALL 


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OUTDOOR SOCCER 


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DODGEBALL 


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FUG FOOTBALL 


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9/24 


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9/17 


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9/24 


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9/25 


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10/8 


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10/9 


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10/31 


BIKE RACE 


10/31 


TABLE TENNIS 


11/5 


TUBE H20 BASKETBALL 


10/5 


BADMINTON 


10/6 


FREE THROW 


11/12 


WHIFFLEBALL 


11/12 


BIG BUCK CONTEST 


12/3 


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INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Kne|>p - Intrtmural, Recreation, 8t Club Sport Director 393-1667 



Golf Scramble 

Monday 9/24 & Tuesday 9/25 
Clarion Oafcs Country Club 

CaN the course at 226-8888 to 
rKerve a tee twfne for your t«Mn. 
This is an 16 hole best bai scramble. 
CUP students golf for half price 
$ I ISO with cart INCLUDED. 
(Please follow aN course pokies.) 
To quaWy for the IM prize you must 
turn your completed scorecard into 
the Intramural offke by Wednesday, 
9/26 at noon. Teams are limited to 4 
players. In case of a tie» a scorecard 
pbyoffwiNbeused. 

Cook Forttt Rhftr Rid« to benefit 
the National MS Society is this 
Saturday, 9/15. Regstration sheets 
available at the REG Center. 

CLUB SPO R T S UPD ATE ; 

Ultimate Frisbee, Men's Rugby 
Women's Rugby, Roller Hockey 

Men's Volleyball 
These ckibs are aH gtvrv^ up to 
compete this faH. Stop by the REC 
Center for more ^formation. 



9-13-07 




IM Basketball MVPs Honored on Cereal Box! 




Chtlsty Grabigtl member of the 
Women's Champion **Shape Up" and 
Tournament MVP received a personaltzed 
Wheatkis box as part of her prize package! 

Find out details about e^ry ^>ort 
including rules, schedules and results. 

clarlan.edu/intramurais 

Or from the CUP home page: 

click on Athletks then Intramurals. 
(Regiaer On-Une, E-Mail questmns) 




Receiving the MVP award in the Men's Blue 

Division and his ovtm persor»l(zed Wheaties 

box was Nick Bnicker, member of the 

Bkie Division Champs - "C-lnvasion" 

United Way 5K Race 

Sauirday. 9/29 @ 9 a.m. 

Be one of the fr« 350 to register and get a 
free T-shirt. CUP students receive half price 
deal courtesy of the IM offKe!! 



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September 13. 2007 



Tota : follejyi off to hot start Footlal I drops to 0-2 



Volleyball team off to perfect 11-0 start after win over SRU 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarlon.edu 

CLARION, Sep 11 -Picking 
up where they left off last 
season, the Golden Eagles 
volleyball team has started 
the season on a hot streak. 
With their win IXiesday 
night against Slippery Rock, 
the Golden Eagles improved 
to a perfect 11-0. 

The Golden Eagles won 
the first game of the match 
30-26 before dropping a 30- 
23 decision in game two. 
However, Clarion rebound- 
ed to win the next two 
matches 30-23 and 30-24 
respectively. 

Overall this season, the 
Golden Eagles have only 
lost two games in their 11 
matches. Other than the 
loss to Slippery Rock. 
Clarion's only other taste of 
defeat came against 
Anderson at the Shippen- 
bsurg tournament in late 
August. 

With her team off to a 
great start, first year head 
coach Jennifer Harrison has 
been very pleased. 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team pictured above is a perfect 11-0 this season. Clarion will travel 
to Lock Haven on September 15. (The Clarion Ca/// Archive Photo, Bethany Ross) 



"I'm happy with the 
team's development so far. 
They are playing well as a 
team and have worked 
extremely hard to under- 
stand and work within our 
system," said Harrison. 

Harrison has a strong 
core of senior talent led by 
outside hitter Christina 
Steiner. 



Steiner, a Kentucky 
native was named PSAC- 
West Co-Player of the Week 
for September 11 to comple- 
ment the Player of the Week 
award she won last week. 
As of September 11, Steiner 
lead the Golden Eagles with 
150 kills, while fellow senior 
Sarah Fries held down the 
number two spot. 



Junior Amanda Anger 
meier is continuing her 
strong role from last year, 
currently third among all 
Golden Eagle hitters with 
76 kills. Anchoring the 
Golden Eagle spikers for the 
second straight year is 
Kristi Fiorillo. 

Coming into her second 
season as the setter for the 



Golden Eagles, Fiorillo has 
already logged 405 assists. 

Keeping with the senior 
theme, Vicky Gentile has 
continued to be a solid con- 
tributor. Recording her 
2,001st dig against Lees- 
McRae during the Carolina 
Challenge, Gentile became 
the Golden Eagles' all time 
dig leader surpassing the 
old record set bv Melanie 
Bull. 

In a statement to 
Clarion's athletic site, coach 
Jennifer Harrison noted 
that Gentile, '"has worked 
very hard for this record. 
The fact that she has start- 
ed since she was a freshmen 
says a lot about the type of 
player she is." 

Not to be outdone by 
their older counterparts, 
some of the younger Golden 
Eagles have made solid con- 
tributions. Freshmen mid- 
dle hitter Nicole Andrusz 
has stepped in to fill the 
void by the graduated 
Lauren Carter. 

In addition to compiling 
63 kills, good for fourth on 
the team, Andrusz has also 
logged 25 total blocks, sec- 



ond on the team behind fel- 
low freshmen middle hitter 
Sarah Sheffield. Sophomore 
Katie Aurand has also seen 
increased playing time as a 
defensive specialist and 
libero. 

The Golden Eagles are 
facing another tough PSAC- 
West schedule that includes 
Division II powerhouse Lock 
Haven as well as perennial 
contenders California and 
Indiana. 

However, Harrison feels 
that her team is well-pre- 
pared to meet these chal- 
lenges. 

"Our pre-season match- 
es have been a great start to 
preparing us for the confer- 
ence. We played several 
teams that have pushed us 
and made us focus on play- 
ing at a higher level," 
Harrison said. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be in action again this 
Saturday when they travel 
to Lock Haven for an after- 
noon match-up. They 
return to host California on 
September 18 at 7 p.m. 



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Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscrithf@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sep 9 - On 
Saturday night, the Golden 
Eagles lost their second 
game of the season, falling 
to Kutztown 35-13. 

Kutztown quarterback 
Kyle Spotts went 14-25 for 
219 yards, with four touch- 
downs and two intercep- 
tions. 

On the other sideline, 
Tj'ler Huether, Clarion's 
quarterback, went 14-32 for 
197 yards, a touchdown, and 
three interceptions. 

Clarion got off to a 
decent start, tying the game 
at 7-7 on a Huether touch- 
down pass to Herb 
Carraway for 65 yards with 
1^05 remaining in the first 
quarter. 

After the first quarter, 
the Golden Bears put the 
game out of reach with a 10 
play, 80 yard drive capped 
on an 18 yard touchdown 

pass from Spotts to Alex 

Zukus midway through the The Golden Eagles seen in action against Tiffin University on September 1 In Clarion. The Golden Eagles lost the game 38-lo" 
second quarter. Clanon will travel to West Chester to take on the Golden Rams on September 15. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 

After a Clarion fumble, 

Elfen Quiles touchdown remaining in the first half yard field goal to cut the fare much better for the 

catch for a 21-7 lead. Golden Eagles kicker, halftime lead to 21-10. Golden Eagles. Their only 

With just three seconds Robert Mamula, nailed a 25- The second half didn't points in the half came on a 



Kutztown recovered on the 
Golden Eagles' 21 yard line, 
and capitalized with an 



32-yard field goal with 7:59 
remaining in the third quar- 
ter. 

After the field goal, 
Spotts found Will Brown on 
a post-pattern in the end 
zone for a 32 yard touch- 
down pass, putting 
Kutztown ahead 28-13. 
Later in the third quarter, 
Spotts hit Quiles for an 
eight-yard touchdown pass, 
Spotts' fourth of the night, 
to put Kutztown up 35-13. 

Clarion did beat the 
Golden Bears in a few offen- 
sive categories on Saturday 
night. The Golden Eagles 
had 316 offensive yards, to 
Kutz-town's 306, and 
Clarion had 21 first downs, 
to the Golden Bears' 18. 

Eddie Emmanuel, the 
Golden Eagles' starting run- 
ning back, rushed for 105 
yards on 20 carries. 

Clarion has averaged 
294.5 yards per game which 
ranks them ninth in the 
PSAC. 

The Golden Eagles, 
dropped to 0-2, and will 
travel to #23 ranked West 
Chester next Saturday at 1 
pni, while Kutztown impr- 
oved their record to 1-1, and 
will host Shippensburg 
Saturday at 3 pm. 



Littlefield's time was up 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

Like so many before 
him, he came to Pittsburgh 
with hope. Forget the years 
of losing, the reluctance of 
management to commit 
money to players. 

Never mind the fact the 
franchise he was coming to 
a fan base that largely stops 
caring as soon as the 
Steelers convene in Latrobe. 
He was going to change all 
that. 

He had the pedigree, 
and the recommendations 
from around baseball. 
However, like so many 
before him, David Littlefield 
left the Steel City amid a 
chorus of boos, the latest in 
a long line of baseball men 
who failed to turn around 
the fortunes of the 



Pittsburgh Pirates. 

His tenure began in the 
summer of 2001 . Replacing 
Cam Bonifay, Littlefield's 
job was to turn the Pirates 
into a contender, something 
they had not been in nearly 
ten years. His first trade 
came shortly after becoming 
General Manager. 

Faced with the possibili- 
ty of losing Jason Schmidt 
to free agency, Littlefield 
dealt Schmidt and outfield- 
er John Vander Wal to the 
San Francisco Giants for 
outfielder Armando Rios 
and pitcher Ryan Vogelsong, 

Schmidt went on to 
become the ace of the Giants 
staff while Vogelsong 
bounced between the start- 
ing rotation and bullpen, 
eventually winding up in 
Japan. 

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September 20, 2007 



CUP stu dents prepare for 54th Annual A.L.F. 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmrichard®clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 15 - As 
Clarion prepares for the 
54th Annual Autumn Leaf 
Festival (A.L.F.), the 
University is planning to be 
more involved in the festivi- 
ties throughout the week. 

The nine-day festival 
has become one of the most 
anticipated events of the 
year for community mem- 
bers and students alike, as 
well as a major tourist 
attraction to Clarion. 

The festival has been a 
consistent part of the town's 
history and is one of its most 
prominent events since 
1953. 

According to Maria 
D'Ascenzo, the Special 
Events Chair of the 
University Activities Board, 
the Clarion Area Chamber 
of Commerce greatly wants 
students to become more 
involved in A.L.F. Most 
notably, the Chamber of 
Commerce is hoping more 
student organizations will 
become involved in the 
parade. 

"We have a lot of stu- 
dent participation this year 
for the parade and a lot of 
organizations are getting 
involved," said D'Ascenso. 
"Normally it has just been 
the Greek fraternities and 
sororities in the parade, but 
we want other student 
organizations on campus to 
get involved in the parade 
as well. 

D'Ascenzo said, " It's one 
of the first steps to getting 
A.L.F. back to the way it 
used to be and we're really 
excited about it." 



The organizations that 
currently have floats in the 
parade are Delta Zeta, 
Alpha Sigma Tau, Alpha Psi 
Omega, Delta Phi Epsilon, 
Phi Mu Alpha, Sigma Sigma 
Sigma, Relay For Life, Phi 
Sigma Sigma, and Interhall 
Council. 

At the moment, 
D'Ascenzo is unsure as to 
which organizations will 
have stands during the 
A.L.F., though she expects 
that there will be many dif- 
ferent organizations 
involved. 

Clarion University's local 
radio station, WCUC 91.7 
FM, also became involved in 
this year's festival. On 
Tuesday, Oct. 2 the radio 
station will host WCUC 
Day The station will 
have a table set up in the 
gazebo at Memorial Park, 
across the street from the 
Clarion County Courthouse. 
Live broadcasts from the 
gazebo will be conducted 
during parts of the day and 
station items will be given 
away, as well as donated 
items from the community. 

"'It is basically to have a 
presence in the community 
during the A.L.F Festival," 
said mass media arts and 
journalism and communica- 
tion studies professor 
WilHam Adams. "It 

enhances our visibility and 
connects the station to our 
listeners and it also gives 
listeners a chance to see the 
on-air personalities. Plus, 
they can listen to our music 
in the park as they visit the 
food vendors during the 
day." 

Clarion University 
began some of their prelimi- 
nary festivities this week 



with homecoming court vot- 
ing on Monday through 
Wednesday. 

The king and queen will 
be announced on Thursday, 
Oct. 4 at a pep rally for the 
festival. 

Two females and two 
males from the freshman, 
sophomore, and junior class 
are selected as the home- 
coming court, as well as 
three females and three 
males of the senior class. 
(See graphic at right for 
2007 court members.) 

Court members will 
appear in the A.L.F. parade 
and will also judge the deco- 
rations in the residence 
halls. 

Those interested in 
learning more about the 
scheduled events for this 
year's A.L.F should look for 
information on the event's 
Web site, httpV/www.clari- 
onpa.com/alf/index.htm. 

The National City 
Autumn Leaf Festival has 
its origins in the Clarion 
State College Homecoming 
of 1953. Local businesses 
were asked to decorate their 
shops to add a touch of color 
to the town. 

The following year, the 
Clarion Area Chamber of 
Commerce decided to hold a 
larger festival to attract 
more people. Two parades 
were offered, including vet- 
erans, Girl Scouts, volun- 
teer firemen, the Lions' 
Club, the Autumn Leaf 
Queen's float and seven 
Clarion County bands. 

From the first A.L.F. in 
1953, the festival has con- 
tinued to evolve into the 
much anticipated event that 
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Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyorieclarlon.edu 




Dr. Andrew Lingwall 



CLARION, Sept. 18 - CUP 
associate professor of mass 
media arts and journalism 
and communication studies 
Dr. Andrew Lingwall will 
conduct a discussion panel 
in Pittsburgh, Pa, concern- 
ing ethics of environmental 
public relations. 

"Perception is our reali- 
ty," said Lingwall in regards 
to the panel topic that he 
will be a part of on Friday, 
September 28. 

Lingwall, who is the 
Ethics Chair for the Public 
Relations Society of America 
Pittsburgh's board of direc- 
tors, is conducting a discus- 
sion panel at Point Park 
University. 

The Pittsburgh chapter 



of the Public Relations 
Society of America (PRSA) 
will be hosting a panel of 
national experts, which will 
discuss environmental 
ethics and the complex chal- 
lenges faced by public rela- 
tions (PR) practitioners. 

"It's a diverse panel," 
Lingwall said. 

The panel will include 
three national experts 
including: Cissy Bowman, 
the Public Relations 
Manager for Mount 
Lebanon School District; 
James Dietz, Vice President 
of Flextronics, Inc.; and 
David Mashek,who is 
involved with counseling 
firms with environmental 
issues and problems with 
W.J. Green and Associates. 
The panel discussion, 
'The Ethics of Being Green: 
Where Do We Start?" is 
going to focus on some spe- 
cific points such as how PR 
professionals can make deci- 
sions and policies that are 
ethically responsible to the 
environment, and urge 
clients and employers to do 
the same; challenges involv- 
ing clients with issues hav- 
ing the potential to impact 
the environment or public 
health, including legal, reg- 
ulatory and ethical balances 



when handling real or per- 
ceived concerns about the 
environment; and approach- 
es for dealing with clients or 
employers that do not 
appear to adhere to high 
ethical standards with 
respect to the environment." 
Lingwall indicated that the 
panel will be driven by ques- 
tions from the audience. 

Lingwall said, "We have 
to mesh real world require- 
ments in with the need to be 
green." 

He decided on the theme 
because it is a hot election 
issue and was important 
ethically. He also indicated 
that he felt the topic was 
obvious and timely. 

"Ethics isn't just about 
treating each other well, it's 
about treating nature well," 
Lingwall said. 

Students from Clarion 
University's Chapter of the 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will be attending the discus- 
sion. 

" It is a huge advantage 
to have our advisor so 
involved in PRSA ... being a 
member of panels such as 
this not only sharpens 
skills, but keeps individuals 
current with PR issues that 
are taking place," said 



Clarion University PRSSA 
chapter Vice President of 
Public Relations, senior 
Natalie Kennell. "He can 
share his experiences as a 
participant in these kind of 
events and bring that into 
not just the classroom, but 
our individual chapter." 

Kennell said she encour- 
ages PRSSA members to 
take advantage of any type 
of seminar or conference 
they can. 

"It not only informs our 
members of some important 
issues in our field, but these 
events are also great net- 
working opportunities," 
Kennell said. 

Registration informa- 
tion can be obtained 
through Lingwall by e-mail, 
alingwall@clarion.edu . 

All Clarion University 
students, faculty, and staff 
are able invited to attend if 
registered by Monday, Sept. 
24. 

The cost of PRSA mem- 
bers is $15 and for PRSSA 
members is $10. The regis- 
tration fee for all others is 
$20. 

The Clarion University 
chapter of PRSSA will host 
Lingwall as a featured 
speaker during an upcoming 
meeting. 



Rendell names Zellers 
CUP student trustee 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjeerickson©clarlon.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 19 -Senior 
history major Aimee Zellers 
was recently named student 
trustee of the Clarion 
University Board of 
Trustees. 

Zellers' position was offi- 
cially announced by Gov. Ed 
Rendell. 

As student trustee, 
Zellers will uphold the 
duties such as making rec- 
ommendations, evaluating, 
reviewing , approving, and 
participating in planning 
efforts for personal fiscal 
affairs, academic policy, 
strategic planning, student 
affairs and facihties man- 
agement. 

"I sought this position 
for two reasons," said 
Zellers. "On a professional 
level, I can create and main- 
tain a good working rela- 
tionship and enhance com- 
munication between the 
Board of Trustees and the 
students of Clarion 
University. On an individ- 
ual level, this position will 
help to hone my interper- 



sonal administrative skills 
which will benefit me as a 
future graduate student and 
professional." 

Zellers will hold the position 
of Trustee until she gradu- 
ates in May 2008. 

Zellers' first interview 
was with a panel of Clarion 
University administrators 
and students. She advanced 
and her second interview 
was with President Joseph 
Grunenwald. The final part 
of the process was a tele- 
phone interview with a com- 
mittee from the Office of the 
Chancellor of the State 
System of Higher 
Education. 

During this past sum- 
mer, Zellers did an intern- 
ship with the Department of 
Justice Criminal Division, 
Office of International 
Affairs in Washington D.C. 
Her job during the intern- 
ship was a Paralegal on 
Extradition and Mutual- 
Legal Prosecution. She 
chose this for her internship 
because she has an interest 
in the law field. 

Zellers intends to pur- 
sue law or history after 
graduation. 



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CLARION. Sep ll-FickinK 
up wht'i'e they left off last 
season, the Golden Eagles 
volleyball team has started 
the season on a hot streak. 
With their win Tuesday 
tuj^ht against Slippery Rock, 
the (loldon Eagles improved 
to a perfect ll-O. 

The Golden Eagles won 
the first game of the match 
:50-26 before dropping a 30- 
23 decision in game two. 
However. Clarion rebound- 
ed to win the next two 
matches 30-23 and 30-24 
respectively. 

Overall this season, the 
Golden Eagles have only 
lost two games in their 11 
matches. Other than the 
loss to Slippery Rock, 
Clarion's only other taste of 
defeat came against 
Anderson at the Shippen- 
bsurg tournament in late 
August. 

With her team off to a 
great start, first year head 
coach Jennifer Harrison has 
been very pleased. 




The Golden Ldgles volle>ball team pictured above is a perfect 11-0 this season. Clarion will travel 
to Lock Haven on September 15. (The Clarion Ca///Archive Photo, Bethany Ross) 



"rm happy with the 
team's development so far. 
They arc playing well as a 
team and have worked 
extremely hard to under- 
stand and work within our 
system," said Harrison. 

Harrison has a strong 
core of senior talent led by 
outside hitter Christina 
Steiner. 



Steiner, a Kentucky 
native was named PSAC- 
West Co-Player of the Week 
for September 11 to comple- 
ment the Player of the Week 
award she won last week. 
As of September 11, Steiner 
lead the Golden Eagles with 
150 kills, while fellow senior 
Sarah Fries held down the 
numbei' two spot. 



Junior Amanda Anger 
meier is continuing her 
strong role from last year, 
currently third among all 
Golden Eagle hitters with 
76 kills, Anchoring the 
(■lolden Eagle spikers for the 
second straight year is 
Kristi Fiorillo. 

Coming into her second 
sea.son as the setter for the 



Golden Eagles. Fiorillo has 
already logged 405 assists. 

Keeping with the senior 
theme. Vicky Gentile has 
continued to be a solid con- 
tributor. Recording her 
2,001st dig against Lees- 
McRae during the Carolina 
Challenge, Gentile became 
the Gulden Eagles" all time 
dig leader surpassing the 
old record set by Melanie 
Bull. 

In a statement to 
Clarion's athletic site, coach 
Jeiuiifer Harrison noted 
that Gentile, "has worked 
very hard for this record. 
The fact that she has start- 
ed since she was a freshmen 
sa\s a lot about the type of 
player she is." 

Not to be outdone by 
their older counterparts, 
some of the younger Golden 
Eagles have made solid con- 
tributions. Freshmen mid- 
dle hitter Nicole Andrusz 
has stepped in to fill the 
void by the graduated 
Lauren Carter. 

In addition to compiling 
63 kills, good for fourth on 
the team, Andrusz has also 
logged 25 total block.s, sec- 



ond on the team behind fel- 
low freshmen middle hitter 
Sarah Sheffield. Sophomore 
Katie Aurand has also seen 
increased playing time as a 
defensive specialist and 
libero. 

The Golden Eagles are 
facing another tough PSAC- 
West scheduh^ that includes 
Division II powerhouse Lock 
Haven as well as perennial 
contenders California and 
Indiana. 

However, Harrison feels 
that her team is well-pre- 
pared to meet these chal- 
lenges. 

"Our pre-sea.son match- 
es have been a great start to 
preparing us for the confer- 
ence. We played several 
teams that have pushed us 
and made us focus on play- 
ing at a higher level," 
Harrison said. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be in action again this 
Saturday when they travel 
to Lock Haven for an after- 
noon match-up. They 
return to host California on 
September 18 at 7 p.m. 



Golden Eagles football falls at home to Kutztown 35-13 



Jordan Scrithfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscrithf@clanon.edu 

CLARION, Sep 9 - On 
Saturday night, the Golden 
Eagles lost their second 
game of the season, falling 
to Kutztown 35-13. 

Kutztown quarterback 
Kyle Spotts went 14-25 for 
219 yards, with four touch- 
dow'ns and two intercep- 
tions. 

On the other sideline, 
Tyler Huether, Clarion's 
quarterback, went 14-32 for 
197 yards, a touchdown, and 
three interceptions. 

Clarion got off to a 
decent start, tying the game 
at 7-7 on a Huether touch- 
dow-n pass to Herb 
Carraway for 65 yards with 
i:05 remaining in the first 
quarter. 

After the first quarter 
the Golden Bears put the 
game out of reach with a 10 
play, 80 yard drive capped 
on an 18 yard touchdown 
pass from Spotts to Alex 
Zukus midway through the 
second quarter 

After a Clarion fumble, 
Kutztown recovered on the 
Golden Eagles' 21 yard line, 
and capitalized with an 




The Golden Eagles seen in action against Tiffin University on September 1 in Clarion. The Golden Eagles lost the game 38-10. 
Clanon will travel to West Chester to take on the Golden Rams on September 15. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 



Elfen Quiles touchdown 
catch for a 21-7 lead. 

With just three seconds 



remaining in the first half 
Golden Eagles kicker, 
Robert Mamula, nailed a 25- 



yard field goal to cut the 
halftime lead to 21-10. 
The second half didn't 



fare much better for the 
Golden Eagles. Their only 
points in the half came on a 



32-yard field goal with 7:59 
remaining in the third quar- 
ter 

After the field goal, 
Spotts found Will Brown on 
a post-pattern in the end 
zone for a 32 yard touch- 
down pass, putting 
Kutztown ahead 28-i;3. 
Later in the third quarter. 
Spotts hit Quiles for an 
eight-yard touchdown pass, 
Spotts' fourth of the night, 
to put Kutztown up 35-13, 

Clarion did beat the 
Golden Bears in a few offen- 
sive categories on Saturday 
night. The Golden Eagles 
had 316 offensive yards, to 
Kutz-town's 306, and 
Clarion had 21 first downs, 
to the Golden Bears' 1 8. 

Eddie Emmanuel, the 
Golden Eagles' starting run- 
ning back, rushed for 105 
yards on 20 carries. 

Clarion has averaged 
294.5 yards per game which 
ranks them ninth in the 
PSAC. 

The Golden Eagles, 
dropped to 0-2, and will 
travel to #23 ranked West 
Chester next Saturday at 1 
pni. while Kutztown impr- 
oved their record to 1-1, and 
will host Shippensburg 
Saturday at 3 pm. 



Littlefield's time was up 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

Like so many before 
him, he came to Pittsburgh 
with hope. Forget the years 
of losing, the reluctance of 
management to commit 
money to players. 

Never mind the fact the 
franchise he was coming to 
a fan base that largely stops 
caring as soon as the 
Steelers convene in Latrobe. 
He was going to change all 
that. 

He had the pedigree, 
and the recommendations 
from around baseball. 
However, like so many 
before him, David Littlefield 
left the Steel City amid a 
chorus of boos, the latest in 
a long line of baseball men 
who failed to turn around 
the fortunes of the 



Pittsburgh Pirates. 

His tenure began in the 
summer of 2001 . Replacing 
Cam Bonifay, Littlefield's 
job was to turn the Pirates 
into a contender, something 
they had not been in nearly 
ten years. His first trade 
came shortly after becoming 
General Manager. 

Faced with the possibili- 
ty of losing Jason Schmidt 
to free agency, Littlefield 
dealt Schmidt and outfield- 
er John Vandcr W'al to the 
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September 20, 2007 



CUP students prepare for 54th Annual A.LF. 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clanon.edu 

CLARION, Sept 15 - As 
Clarion prepares for the 
54th Annual Autumn Leaf 
Festival (A.L.F.). the 
University is planning to be 
more involved in the festivi- 
ties throughout the week. 

The nine-day festival 
has become one of the most 
anticipated events of the 
year for community mem- 
bers and students alike, as 
well as a major tourist 
attraction to Clarion. 

The festival has been a 
consistent part of the town's 
history and is one of its most 
prominent events since 
1953. 

According to Maria 
D'Ascenzo, the Special 
Events Chair of the 
University Activities Board, 
the Clarion Area Chamber 
of Commerce greatly wants 
students to become more 
involved in A.L.F. Most 
notably, the Chamber of 
Commerce is hoping more 
student organizations will 
become involved in the 
parade. 

"We have a lot of stu- 
dent participation this year 
for the parade and a lot of 
organizations are getting 
involved," said D'Ascenso. 
"Normally it has just been 
the Greek fraternities and 
sororities in the parade, but 
we want other student 
organizations on campus to 
get involved in the parade 
as well. 

D'Ascenzo said, " It's one 
of the first steps to getting 
A.L.F. back to the way it 
used to be and we're really 
excited about it." 



The organizations that 
currently have floats in the 
parade are Delta Zeta, 
Alpha Sigma Tau, Alpha Psi 
Omega, Delta Phi Epsilon, 
Phi Mu Alpha. Sigma Sigma 
Sigma, Relay For Life, Phi 
Sigma Sigma, and Interhall 
Council. 

At the moment, 
D'Ascenzo is unsure as to 
which organizations will 
have stands during the 
A.L.F., though she expects 
that there will be many dif- 
ferent organizations 
involved. 

Clarion University's local 
radio station, WCUC 91.7 
FM, also became involved in 
this year's festival. On 
Tuesday, Oct. 2 the radio 
station will host WCUC 
Day. The station will 
have a table set up in the 
gazebo at Memorial Park, 
across the street from the 
Clarion County Courthouse. 
Live broadcasts from the 
gazebo will be conducted 
during parts of the day and 
station items will be given 
away, as well as donated 
items from the community. 

"It is basically to have a 
presence in the community 
during the A.L.F. Festival," 
said mass media arts and 
journalism and communica- 
tion studies professor 
William Adams. "It 

enhances our visibility and 
connects the station to our 
listeners and it also gives 
listeners a chance to see the 
on-air personalities. Plus, 
they can listen to our music 
in the park as they visit the 
food vendors during the 
day." 

Clarion University 

began some of their prelimi- 
nary festivities this week 



with homecoming court vot- 
ing on Monday through 
Wednesday. 

The king and queen will 
be announced on Thursday, 
Oct. 4 at a pep rally for the 
fe.stival. 

Two females and two 
males from the freshman, 
sophomore, and junior class 
are selected as the home- 
coming court, as well as 
three females and three 
males of the senior class. 
(See graphic at right for 
2007 court members.) 

Court members will 
appear in the A.L.F. parade 
and will also judge the deco- 
rations in the residence 
halls. 

Those interested in 
learning more about the 
scheduled events for this 
year's A.L.F. should look for 
information on the event's 
Web site, httpV/www.clari- 
onpa.com/alf/index.htm. 

The National City 
Autumn Leaf Festival has 
its origins in the Clarion 
State College Homecoming 
of 1953. Local businesses 
were asked to decorate their 
shops to add a touch of color 
to the town. 

The following year, the 
Clarion Area Chamber of 
Commerce decided to hold a 
larger festival to attract 
more people. Two parades 
were offered, including vet- 
erans. Girl Scouts, volun- 
teer firemen, the Lions' 
Club, the Autumn Leaf 
Queen's float and seven 
Clarion County bands. 

From the first A.L.F. in 
1953, the festival has con- 
tinued to e\olve into the 
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LIngwall conducts PR panel in Pittsburgh Re„deii names Zeliers 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori@clarion.edu 




Dr. Andrew LIngwall 

CLARION, Sept. 18 - CUP 
associate professor of mass 
media arts and journalism 
and communication studies 
Dr. Andrew Lingwall will 
conduct a discussion panel 
in Pittsburgh, Pa, concern- 
ing ethics of environmental 
public relations. 

"Perception is our reali- 
ty," said Lingwall in regards 
to the panel topic that he 
will be a part of on Friday, 
September 28. 

Lingwall, who is the 
Ethics Chair for the Public 
Relations Society of America 
Pittsburgh's board of direc- 
tors, is conducting a discus- 
sion panel at Point Park 
University. 

The Pittsburgh chapter 



of the Public Relations 
Society of America (PRSA) 
will be hosting a panel of 
national experts, which will 
discuss environmental 
ethics and the complex chal- 
lenges faced by public rela- 
tions (PR) practitioners. 

"It's a diverse panel," 
Lingwall said. 

The panel will include 
three national experts 
including: Cissy Bowman, 
the Public Relations 
Manager for Mount 
Lebanon School District; 
James Dietz. Vice President 
of Flextronics, Inc.: and 
David Mashek,who is 
involved with counseling 
firms with environmental 
issues and problems with 
W.J. Green and Associates. 

The panel discussion, 
"The Ethics of Being Green: 
Where Do We Start?" is 
going to focus on some spe- 
cific points such as how PR 
professionals can make deci- 
sions and policies that are 
ethically responsible to the 
environment, and urge 
clients and employers to do 
the same; challenges involv- 
ing clients with issues hav- 
ing the potential to impact 
the environment or public 
health, including legal, reg- 
ulatory and ethical balances 



when handling real or per- 
ceived concerns about the 
environment; and approach- 
es for dealing with clients or 
employers that do not 
appear to adhere to high 
ethical standards with 
respect to the environment." 
Lingwall indicated that the 
panel will be driven by ques- 
tions from the audience. 

Lingwall said, "We have 
to mesh real world require- 
ments in with the need to be 
green." 

He decided on the theme 
because it is a hot election 
issue and was important 
ethically He also indicated 
that he felt the topic was 
obvious and timely. 

"Ethics isn't just about 
treating each other well, it's 
about treating nature well," 
Lingwall said. 

Students from Clarion 
University's Chapter of the 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will be attending the discus- 
sion. 

" It is a huge advantage 
to have our advisor so 
involved in PRSA ... being a 
member of panels such as 
this not only sharpens 
skills, but keeps individuals 
current with PR issues that 
are taking place," said 



Clarion University PRSSA 
chapter Vice President of 
Public Relations, senior 
Natalie Kennell. "He can 
share his experiences as a 
participant in these kind of 
events and bring that into 
not just the classroom, but 
our individual chapter." 

Kennell said she encour- 
ages PRSSA members to 
take advantage of any type 
of seminar or conference 
they can. 

"It not only informs our 
members of some important 
issues in our field, but these 
events are also great net- 
working opportunities," 
Kennell said. 

Registration informa- 
tion can be obtained 
through Lingwall by e-mail, 
alingwall(<iclarion.edu. 

All Clarion University 
students, faculty, and staff 
are able invited to attend if 
registered by Monday. Sept. 
24. 

The cost of PRSA mem- 
bers is $15 and for PRSSA 
members is $10. The regis- 
tration fee for all others is 
$20. 

The Clarion University 
chapter of PRSSA will host 
Lingwall as a featured 
speaker during an upcoming 
meeting. 



CUP student trustee 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjeerickson@clarion.edLi 

CLARION, Sept. 19 -Senior 
history major Aimee Zeliers 
was recently named student 
trustee of the Clarion 
University Board of 
Trustees. 

Zeliers' position was offi- 
cially announced by Gov. Ed 
Rendell. 

As student trustee, 
Zeliers will uphold the 
duties such as making rec- 
ommendations, evaluating, 
reviewing . approving, and 
participating in planning 
efforts for personal fiscal 
affairs, academic policy, 
strategic planning, student 
affairs and facilities man- 
agement. 

"I sought this position 
for two reasons," said 
Zeliers. "On a professional 
level, I can create and main- 
tain a good working rela- 
tionship and enhance com- 
munication between the 
Board of Trustees and the 
students of Clarion 
University. On an individ- 
ual level, this position will 
help to hone my interper- 



sonal administrative skills 
which will benefit me as a 
future graduate student and 
professional." 

Zeliers will hold the position 
of Trustee until she gradu- 
ates in May 2008. 

Zeliers' first interview 
was with a panel of Clarion 
University administrators 
and students. She advanced 
and her second interview 
was with President Joseph 
Grunenwald. The final part 
of the process was a tele- 
phone interview with a com- 
mittee from the Office of the 
Chancellor of the State 
System of Higher 

Education. 

During this past sum- 
mer, Zeliers did an intern- 
ship with the Department of 
Justice Criminal Division, 
Office of International 
Affairs in Washington D.C. 
Her job during the intern- 
ship was a Paralegal on 
Extradition and Mutual- 
Legal Prosecution. She 
chose this for her internship 
because she has an interest 
in the law field. 

Zeliers intends to pur- 
sue law or history after 
graduation. 



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September 20. 2007 



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Senate appoints new senator 



Donald Baum 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s dwbaum®clarion.edu 




CLARION, Sept. 17 - The 
CUP student senate held 
their third meeting of the 
fall semester Monday, Sept. 
17 in room 146 of the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

Senator Dave Durney 
resigned and the second 
alternative, Lacey 

Klingensmith, was appoint- 
ed. 

Changes made to the 
student senate Constitution 
last semester are awaiting 
approval of Clarion 
University President, 

Joseph P. Grunenwald. 

The meeting started 
with a roll call of the stu- 
dent senators and a review 
of the minutes. 

Student Sub- 



Committees were appointed 
including the Student 
Facilities Committee. 

The Student Facilities 
Committee will be com- 
prised of 15 students who 
will offer advice as to what 
they would like to see 
offered by the University 
book store located in the 
Gemmell Student Complex 
among other buildings. 

Representatives were 
appointed to the committees 
of Election Advertising Sub 
Committee, Housing 

Committee, Committee on 
Rules and Regulations, 
Safety and Environmental 
Concerns Committee among 
others. 

Key discussions includ- 
ed the accounting club and 
the Hip-Hop Symposium. 
Student senate approved 
allocation of $2,660.40 to 
the accounting club to 
attend the annual IMA 
Conference and an addition- 
al $2000 was donated from 
the student senate budget to 
the Hip-Hop Symposium to 
be used for the purpose of 
acquiring guest speakers. 

Further discussions 
included the Clarion 
University's Brand 

Marketing Initiative. 



The University is cur- 
rently looking for 9 to 12 
students to participate in 
two 90-minute focus groups. 

The focus groups are to 
be used as part of Clarion 
University's Brand 

Marketing Initiative. The 
focus groups will also 
include faculty members, 
alumni, administrators and 
staff. 

The purpose of the focus 
groups is to review compiled 
information from student 
feedback into a series of 
brand "value statements." 

By updating the 
University's image, Clarion 
University will enhance its 
ability to compete with 
other higher learning insti- 
tutions, improving the 
quantity and quality of 
applicants to Clarion 
University. 

A total of 18 to 24 stu- 
dents are needed to partici- 
pate in the two discussion 
groups. 

The sessions will be held 
in the Gemmell Student 
Center on Sept. 26, between 
8:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., 11:30 
a.m. to i:00 p.m. and 3 to 
4:30 p.m. 

Another discussion 
group will meet on 



Thursday, Sept. 27, in the 
Gemmell Student Center 
from 9:30 to 11 a.m. and 1 to 
2:30 p.m. A specific room is 
yet to be determined. 

The Brand Marketing 
Initiative also includes 
changes to the CUP Web 
site and a new school 
emblem. 

Campus wide input on 
strengths, weaknesses, core 
values and competitive 
advantages is being gath- 
ered between Aug. 31 and 
Sept. 14, 2007 as part of an 
e-mail request to Clarion 
University faculty, staff, 
students and alumni. 

The e-mail was sent out 
by Grunenwald, asking fac- 
ulty, staff, students and 
alumni to voice their opin- 
ion in these areas. As to 
date, only three people have 
signed up for focus groups. 

Any Clarion University 
student interested in sign- 
ing up for a discussion group 
can contact David Love in 
University Relations or e- 
mail dlove@clarion.edu. 

Freshman senators will be 
in attendance at the next 
student senate meeting 



CUP News Briefs 

■ A new online undergraduate program in library sci- 
ence will now be offered at Clarion University, which 
will allow students to complete their undergraduate 
degree with a concentration in library science. 

■ The Clarion University Alumi Association will honor 
six individuals with Distinguished Awards during the 
2007 Autumn Leaf Festival homecoming weekend. 

■ CUP will celebrate Constitution Day Sept 19 to 20 
with several activities coordinated by the American 
Democracy Project team and the offices of Academic 
Affairs and Admissions. 

■ The Developing University Faculty Skills in 
Providing Accomodations to Students with Disabilities 
Seminar will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 26 at 1:30 
p.m. in Level A of Carlson Library. 

■ Professor of Earth Science, Dr. Anthony Vega pub- 
lished the co-authored textbook, "Climatology," on 
November 1. 

■ The Clarion University Foundation, Inc. announced 
the appointment of two new employees, Kenneth C. 
Nellis as Athletic Major Gifts Officer, and Jessica L. 
Park as Foundation Accountant. 

■ CUP's Small Business Development Center was 
recently recognized in the Pennsylvania Small 
Business Development Center Fall/Winter newsletter 
in a story about Roser Technologies, Inc, which was 
aided CUP's Small Business Development Center. 

■ Interim dean of Clarion University's College of 
Business Administration, Dr. Jim Pesek recently co- 
authored an article that was featured in the Journal of 
Managerial Issues in the Fall 2007 issue. 



More schools offer teacher bonuses as House debates issue 



Michael A. Chandler 
Washington Post 

WASHINGTON - A move- 
ment gaining momentum in 
Cohgress and some school 
systems across the nation 
would boost pay for excep- 
tional teachers in high- 
poverty schools, a departure 
from salary schedules based 
on seniority and profession- 
al degrees that have kept 
pay in lockstep for decades. 
Lawmakers are debating 
this month whether to 
authorize federal grants 
through a revision of the No 
Child Left Behind law for 
bonuses of as much as 
$12,500 a year for outstand- 
ing teachers in schools that 
serve lowincome areas. 

National teachers 

unions denounce the pro- 
posal for "performance pay," 
saying it would undermine 
their ability to negotiate 
contracts and would be 
based in part on what they 
consider an unfair and 
unreliable measure: student 
test scores. 

Debate over the propos- 
al has exposed unusual fis- 
sures between the influen- 
tial unions and longtime 
Democratic allies. Some 



education experts say the 
unions are out of step with 
parents and voters who sup- 
port the business-oriented 
idea of providing financial 
incentives for excellent 
work. 

Rep. George Miller, D- 
Calif, chairman of the 
House Education and Labor 
Committee, said that the 
teaching workforce is leak- 
ing talent and that his pro- 
posal would help rejuvenate 
it. Young teachers watch 
their friends "go off and get 
paid for their time and inge- 
nuity" in other fields. Miller 
said. "In teaching, you go as 
fast as the slowest person." 

Miller's proposal, build- 
ing on recent federal steps 
to encourage incentive pay, 
would provide grants to 
school systems that choose 
to pay bonuses to teachers 
who excel in high-poverty 
schools, worth up to $10,000 
in most cases and $12,500 
for specialists in math, sci- 
ence and other hard-to-staff 
subjects. Decisions on who 
gets extra pay would be 
based on student test gains 
and professional evalua- 
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Advocates of perform- 
ance pay have seen similar 
initiatives fail, and many 
take pains to avoid the term 
'merit pay' and its associa- 
tion with past mistakes. But 
with fresh support from 
foundations and new tools 
that enable student achieve- 
ment data to be linked to 
individual teachers, many 
experts said the idea is 
gaining favor. Performance 
pay efforts are underway in 
school systems in Denver 
and Minnesota, and some 
local administrators are 
planning to estabUsh fast 
tracks for financial rewards 
for top teachers. 

In the District of 
Columbia, a five-year, $14 
million federal grant is fuel- 
ing a pilot program to 
reward teachers and princi- 
pals in a dozen high-poverty 
public schools each year 
that achieve the strongest 
gains in test scores and 
share successful strategies 
with others. Details are 
being worked out by the city 
school system, the local 
teachers union and a part- 
ner organization, New 
Leaders for New Schools. 

The approach is also 
being tried in a dozen char- 
ter schools with help from a 
private grant. Charter 
schools are pubhcly funded 
but independently operated. 

The D.C. Preparatory 
Academy charter school 
adopted another perform- 
ance pay plan designed by 



the national foundation- 
funded Teacher 
Advancement Program. Its 
model pairs teacher evalua- 
tions with professional 
development and training. 

One day last week, 
math teacher and mentor 
MaryKate Hughes observed 
how another math teacher 
set goals and expectations 
for his students. In another 
classroom, Hughes made 
notes on a science teacher's 
pacing and preparation. 

Newer teachers can 
receive bonuses of as much 
as $2,000 based on test 
score improvements and 
evaluations by master 
teachers and principals. 
"Our goal is to find good 
teachers who can become 
great teachers," Hughes 
said. 

In Arlington County, 
Va., the school system is 
startmg an initiative that 
offers teachers three oppor- 
tunities to skip a step on the 
pay scale, an increase worth 
as much as 5 percent in 
salary each time. 

This school year, teach- 
ers can quaUfy for the pay 
increase through national 
board certification. In com- 
ing years, they will be able 
to apply by submitting a 
portfolio of work demon- 
stri'ting professional devel- 
opment in such areas as 
leadership and parent out- 
reach. 

Arlington officials stressed 
that evaluations would not 



hinge on test scores, 
although teachers could 
submit them as evidence of 
success. Officials with the 
school system and the coun- 
ty teachers association, who 
designed the program 
together, said relying on test 
scores would fail to capture 
the complexity of teaching 
and discourage teachers 
from working with challeng- 
ing students. 

"If I'm only going to be 
evaluated on the test scores 
of my kids, I'll take the gift- 
ed kids," said Lee Dorman, 
president of the Arlington 
Education Association. 

There is controversy 
over using standardized 
tests to rate schools. Tying 
test results to teacher pay 
would raise the stakes. But 
performance-pay advocates 
say it's only fair to evaluate 
teachers the same way 
schools and children are 
measured. 

The idea of merit pay 
gained popularity in the 
1980s. But some attempts 
then to implement the con- 
cept failed amid teacher 
complaints that evaluations 
were too subjective. Critics 
said principals were given 
leeway to give bonuses to 
favorite employees. Fairfax 
County, Va., began a pro- 
gram in 1986 that paid 
teachers as much as $4,000 
in annual bonuses. But by 
the early 1990s, the pro- 
gram fell out of favor with 
many teachers. It was aban- 



doned in 1992 as the Fairfax 
School Board grappled with 
budget cuts. 

The new performance 
pay movement is rife with 
experiments that have 
yielded few definitive 
national studies showing 
gains in student achieve- 
ment. Union leaders are 
urging lawmakers to hold 
off on Miller's proposal. 
National Education 

Association President Reg 
Weaver called the proposal 
an "unprecedented attack" 
on collective bargaining 
rights. 

Antonia Cortese, execu- 
tive vice president of the 
American Federation of 
Teachers, rejected the argu- 
ment that performance pay 
would lure teachers into 
hard-to-staff schools. "I 
would think it would be a 
disincentive to take on 
something when you don't 
know how it will work," she 
said. 

Still, schools in many 
places are plunging ahead. 
Systems across Minnesota 
have adopted performance 
pay measures, prompted by 
an $86 million initiative. 
After a long study, the 
Denver public school system 
began a district-wide incen- 
tive pay program in recent 
years. 

As debate over performance 
pay unfolds. Miller said he 
is sure about one thing: 
"The demand is there." 



Rather files lawsuit against CBS 



Matea Gold 

Los /Ange/os Times 

NEW YORK - Longtime 
CBS anchor Dan Rather 
filed a $70 million lawsuit 
Wednesday against his for- 
mer employer, alleging that 
executives at the broadcast 
network broke the terms of 
his contract by marginaliz- 
ing him in his final days at 
CBS News and forcing him 
to retire early. 

The lawsuit, filed in 
New York State Supreme 
Court Wednesday after- 
noon, comes as a startling 



postscript to the saga that 
dominated the news division 
three years ago, when a 
political furor erupted over 
a piece Rather anchored 
about President Bush's 
service in the Texas Air 
National Guard, later found 
to be based on unsubstanti- 
ated documents. 

In the wake of the con- 
troversy, a producer was 
fired and three executives 
were forced to resign. Six 
months later. Rather 
stepped down from the 
anchor chair of "CBS 
Evening News," a year shy 



of his 25th anniversary in 
the job. His lawsuit, first 
reported on The New York 
Times Web site , claims that 
CBS and its former parent 
company, Viacom, violated 
the terms of his contract 
and sought to tarnish his 
reputation and restrict his 
abilities to seek work in 
order to contain the political 
fallout from the story. The 
complaint names CBS Chief 
Executive Leshe Moonves, 
Viacom Chairman Sumner 
Redstone and former CBS 
News President Andrew 
Heyward as defendants. 



According to the complaint, 
"Central to defendants' plan 
to pacify the White House 
was to offer Mr. Rather as 
the public face of the story, 
and as a scapegoat for CBS 
management's bungling of 
the entire episode - which, 
as a direct result, became 
known publicly as 
'Rathergate."' 

CBS dismissed Rather's 
claims. 

'These complaints are 
old news and this lawsuit is 
without merit," the network 
said in a statement. 



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September 20, 2007 






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You've got a rebel in Gravel 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

szhause@clarion.edu 




"I am prepared to tell 
you that Americans are 
getting fatter and dumber. 
1 have no problem saying 
that." These were Mike 
Gravel's friendly words to 
Bill Maher this past week 
on the most recent online 
Democratic Presidential 
forum. It truly warms my 
heart to see such blatant 
honesty from a politiciar. In 
a country that has become 
increasingly apathetic 

towards politics as a result 
of having the same carbon 
copy candidates every elec- 
tion, we finally get a saving 
grace in Mike Gravel. 
Gravel, a former U.S. 
Senator from Alaska, was 
probably best known (before 
his presidential bid) for his 
leading role in bringing the 
"Pentagon Papers" to the 
attention of his fellow sena- 
tors. The Pentagon Papers 
contained information 

which exposed the lies and 
exaggerations that the 
Johnson Administration 
had been telling to the 
American people about their 
government's unnecessary 
expansion of the Vietnam 
War. He was also responsi- 
ble for a five month long fil- 
ibuster in 1971 which ulti- 
mately ended the draft dur- 
ing the Vietnam War. These 
Gravel facts were unknown 
to me, at least until I saw 
them on his website. 

Gravel, after losing his 
senatorial election in 1980 
took a break from politics, 
and when I say break, I 
mean almost three decades 
since he last held office. I do 
not know exactly what he 
was doing during those 
three decades, but I would 
be willing to bet that he 
was watching plenty of con- 
spiracy movies and subject- 
ing himself to a little too 
much alone time in the land 
where the sun doesn't set. 
Regardless of how he was 
occupying his time, he sure 
has come back into the 
world of politics with that 
crazy look in his eye. 
Luckily for us that crazy 
look in his eye can be seen in 
his campaign ads, speeches 
and interviews that are 
always chalked full of out- 
landish statements and 
unfiltered honesty. 



Of course I cannot be 
sure of his sanity level, but 
judging from his carefully 
crafted campaign ads fea- 
turing slogans like "Vote 
Gravel. What The Hell?" 1 
can be sure that he is my 
favorite candidate for presi- 
dent. This does not mean 
that I will vote for him, but, 
I would not rule it out just 
yet. 

While he has the ability 
to make politics interesting 
to a cynical political junkie 
like myself, the important 
question arises; does he 
have the ability to win the 
nomination of the 
Democratic Party? Well, 
unfortunately he probably 
does not, but hey, at least 
it's a step in the right direc- 
tion. 

Since we're all just 
along for the ride on this 
roller coaster known as life, 
and fortunate enough to 
have the ability to vote for 
our elected officials, why not 
make it more interesting? 
Sure Gravel may not be the 
most stable person in the 
race, hell, he might not even 
be stable enough to make a 
cup of coffee in the morning, 
but he is certainly the most 
interesting person in the 
race. 

I have been watching a 
fair number of campaign 
ads and interviews from 
every candidate on both 
sides of the ticket, from this 
election and years past, and 
his are by far the most 
whacked of any real presi- 
dential candidate of our 
time. Anyone reading- this 
article should visit his web- 
site www.gravel2008.com 
and watch some of his cam- 
paign videos. If you like 
awkward staring, rock 
throwing, or campfires, then 
you're in luck, because he's 
got them all right there. But 
we do not have to look too 
far to find outright craziness 
and absurdities in cam- 
paigns. 

The current Bush 
Administration has not real- 
ly done anything that it had 
promised during their cam- 
paign, well, at least on the 
diplomatic level. We all 
know that taxes have been 
lowered, and thank God for 
that, because we all know 
how pesky taxes can be dur- 
ing a time of war. But back 
to the diplomatic point, does 
anyone remember George 
W Bush's first presidential 
campaign? More specifically, 
does anyone remember how 
"Dubya" was able to per- 
suade the moderate voters 
to vote for him before he 
miraculously lost and won 
in 2000? Probably not, so I 
will refresh your memories. 
"W", under the advice of MC 
Rove, ran as being the 
unconventional "compas- 



sionate conservative." I 
guess allowing the execu- 
tion of several mentally 
retarded people while being 
governor of Texas qualified 
him as a compassionate per- 
son. But why bring this up? 
Well, "W" ran on false prom- 
ises, claiming pretty fre- 
quently along the campaign 
trail that he would be a 
"uniter, not a divider." Well, 
after being a 23 year veter- 
an of saying the Pledge of 
Allegiance, I believe that 
unite means "to bring 
together, as one," and as a 
veteran of second and third 
grade math, I believe that 
divide means to "split up 
parts of a whole." If these 
definitions are true, which 1 
opine (without being too 
technical) that they are, 
then all that I can assume is 
that every time the future 
Decider was saying this lit- 
tle self descriptive phrase, 
that he was actually bluff 
ing his hand. He was betting 
on war, but playing tht 
peace card. That'll learn the 
"terrists" not to mess with 
his daddy. 

Our country and world 
are much more divided since 
Bush took office, and we 
have him and other failed 
diplomatic policies to thank. 
But the purpose of this arti- 
cle is not to belittle George 
Bush, as it has become bor- 
ing and very common among 
just about everyone... 
besides Ann Coulter's liber- 
al slaying minions. They 
remain neutral with Bush 
by saying that np matter 
what Bush has done or will ' 
do, he would still be a lot 
better than that fake war 
hero elitist John Kerry. But 
the point of these para- 
graphs is not to rag on "W," 
or John Kerry, but rather it 
is to demonstrate that any- 
one can promise anything, 
but can act in another way. 

However with Mike 
Gravel, you get what you 
see. He will not lie under 
oath about sexual relations, 
or promise to be diplomatic 
and then begin calling 
French Fries Freedom 
Fries. Mike Gravel will have 
"Kum Ba Ya" campfires on 
the front lawn of the White 
House and do keg stands 
with the college kids. Well, 
maybe not, but, he would at 
least continue to break 
down the walls of political 
stereotypes that have been 
assigned to the rest of the 
rank and file candidates 
that dominate the headlines 
of most media outlets. 

At 77 years of age. 
Gravel stands to gain noth- 
ing from his presidential 
run other than jet lag, 
ridicule and slander, but he 
just does not care. He is say- 
ing what is on his mind 
without any reservations or 



fear of confrontation. At one 
of the earlier presidential 
debates, Gravel looked 
around, studied the candi- 
dates on stage and said with 
great conviction that "These 
candidates .scare me." Quite 
frankly, after thinking about 
it, the other candidates, 
Democrats and 

Republicans, scare me too. 

Most "top tier" candi- 
dates are campaigning with 
the same little quips and 
phrases that we have heard 
at some point from every 
other presidential candidate 
for the last fifty years. 
Every single one of them 
walks around with a plastic 
smile on their pretty little 
face and pretends to enjoy 
being at the Iowa State Fair. 
Gravel probably doesn't 
even go to state fairs, but if 
he did, I'd be willing to bet 
that he would be the first 
one to ask how someone 
actually came up with the 
idea of a deep fried Oreo. 
That doughy concept still 
blows my mind, but then 1 
ask myself, what will they 
come up with next, a solu- 
tion for world hunger? Well. 
I wouldn't hold out for that, 
but I would invest in the 
idea of an edible cell phone. 
It might not save lives or 
solve problems, but it will be 
another way of keeping 
Americans distracted long 
enough for the Bushites to 
come up with another rea- 
son as to why we invaded 
Iraq. Okay, no more Bush 
references, I promise, just 
straight Gravel from here 

on out* " .w- .:■.,■, 

Mike Gravel has no real 
chance of winning, barring 
some bizarre dose of fair 
media coverage, but at least 
he is keeping the campaign 
interesting. All of last week 
I was hoping and praying 
that Mike Gravel would do 
something newsworthy, and 
sure enough, my hopes and 
prayers were realized when 
he said that Americans were 
getting fatter and dumber. 
Obesity is on the rise, test 
grades are dropping and 
Mike Gravel is pointing that 
out. This blunt shot of truth 
is good for us. We have 
allowed our country to 
devolve from the proud 
World War II generation to a 
group of obese, iPod wield- 
ing, reality show watching, 
Hummer driving wastes of 
space. If this is the best that 
conventional politicians 
have to offer, 1 say let's go 
Gravel, at least we don't 
have to elect him to find out 
that he is insane. 

Disclaimer: I own an 
iPod and could stand to lose 
about twenty pounds, so I 
am with most of vou. 




Editor: 

The Young Republican 
organization is to be com- 
mended for its display of 
flags to honor those who 
died as a result of the 
events of September 11, 
2001. But among the 2977 
individuals who lost their 
lives were nearly 500 for- 
eign nationals. Perhaps if 
the Young Republican 
group repeats the display 



next year they they could 
include the flags of the 91 
countries who lost people 
during that terrible event. 
I would be willing to sup- 
port that effort. 
-Iseli Krauss 
Alumni Distinguished 
■Professor Emerita 
Clarion University 

To whom it may concern, 

It seems that every year 
the rite of passage for some 
students (not all) is to 
destroy mail boxes. This is 
not a laughing matter, con- 
sidering the damage that 
takes place. Just drive 



down Fifth Avenue toward 
I- 80 on any given Sunday 
morning or Friday morning 
(party nights I assume) 
and see the spectacle. One 
might ask if I am sure the 
vandals are college stu- 
dents. No I'm not positive, 
but considering the dam- 
age usually starts at the 
onset of college, stops at 
the close of college, and 
those involved are usually 
in a drunken state walking 
up and down South Fifth 
Avenue from frat party to 
frat party, I'm pretty sure 
they are university stu- 
dents. 
Elderly people have to 



repair and replace their 
mailboxes on a yearly 
basis. These acts are not 
only wrong, they are ille- 
gal. The university, in my 
opinion, is responsible. I 
can still repair my mailbox, 
but there are many who 
cannot afford it. 
I have nothing against uni- 
versity students having a 
good time, however, they 
need to keep their parties 
and their destructive 
behavior to themselves. 

I know this will probably 
fall on deaf ears, but it had 
to be said 



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September 20. 2007 



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Senate appoints new senator 



Donald Baum 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s dwbaumOclarlon.edu 




CLARION, Sept. 17 - The 
CUP student senate held 
their third meeting of the 
fall semester Monday, Sept. 
17 in room 146 of the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

Senator Dave Durney 
resigned and the second 
alternative, Lacey 

Klingensmith, was appoint- 
ed. 

Changes made to the 
student senate Constitution 
last semester are awaiting 
approval of Clarion 
University President, 

Joseph P. Grunenwald. 

The meeting started 
with a roll call of the stu- 
dent senators and a review 
of the minutes. 

Student Sub- 



Committees were appointed 
including the Student 
Facilities Committee, 

The Student Facihties 
Committee will be com- 
prised of 15 students who 
will offer advice as to what 
they would like to see 
offered by the University 
book store located in the 
Gemmell Student Complex 
among other buildings. 

Representatives were 
appointed to the committees 
of Election Advertising Sub 
Committee, Housing 

Committee, Committee on 
Rules and Regulations, 
Safety and Environmental 
Concerns Committee among 
others. 

Key discussions includ- 
ed the accounting club and 
the Hip-Hop Symposium. 
Student senate approved 
allocation of $2,660.40 to 
the accounting club to 
attend the annual IMA 
Conference and an addition- 
al $2000 was donated from 
the student senate budget to 
the Hip-Hop Symposium to 
be used for the purpose of 
acquiring guest speakers. 

Further discussions 
included the Clarion 
University's Brand 

Marketing Initiative. 



The University is cur- 
rently looking for 9 to 12 
students to participate in 
two 90- minute focus groups. 

The focus groups are to 
be used as part of Clarion 
University's Brand 

Marketing Initiative. The 
focus groups will also 
include faculty members, 
alumni, administrators and 
staff. 

The purpose of the focus 
groups is to review compiled 
information from student 
feedback into a series of 
brand "value statements." 

By updating the 
University's image, Clarion 
University will enhance its 
ability to compete with 
other higher learning insti- 
tutions, improving the 
quantity and quality of 
applicants to Clarion 
University. 

A total of 18 to 24 stu- 
dents are needed to partici- 
pate in the two discussion 
groups. 

The sessions will be held 
in the Gemmell Student 
Center on Sept. 26, between 
8:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., 11:30 
a.m. to i:00 p.m. and 3 to 
4:30 p.m. 

Another discussion 
group will meet on 



Thursday, Sept. 27, in the 
Gemmell Student Center 
from 9:30 to 11 a.m. and 1 to 
2:30 p.m. A specific room is 
yet to be determined. 

The Brand Marketing 
Initiative also includes 
changes to the CUP Web 
site and a new school 
emblem. 

Campus wide input on 
strengths, weaknesses, core 
values and competitive 
advantages is being gath- 
ered between Aug. 31 and 
Sept. 14, 2007 as part of an 
e-mail request to Clarion 
University faculty, staff, 
students and alumni. 

The e-mail was sent out 
by Grunenwald, asking fac- 
ulty, staff, students and 
alumni to voice their opin- 
ion in these areas. As to 
date, only three people have 
signed up for focus groups. 

Any Clarion University 
student interested in sign- 
ing up for a discussion group 
can contact David Love in 
University Relations or e- 
mail dlove@clarion.edu. 

Freshman senators will be 
in attendance at the next 
student senate meeting 



CUP News Briefs 

■ A new online undergraduate program in library sci- 
ence will now be offered at Clarion University, which 
will allow students to complete their undergraduate 
degree with a concentration in library science. 

■ The Clarion University Alumi Association will honor 
six individuals with Distinguished Awards during the 
2007 Autumn Leaf Festival homecoming weekend. 

■ CUP will celebrate Constitution Day Sept 19 to 20 
with several activities coordinated by the American 
Democracy Project team and the offices of Academic 
Affairs and Admissions. 

■ The Developing University Faculty Skills in 
Providing Accomodations to Students with Disabilities 
Seminar will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 26 at 1:30 
p.m. in Level A of Carlson Library. 

■ Professor of Earth Science, Dr. Anthony Vega pub- 
lished the co-authored textbook, "Climatology," on 
November 1. 

■ The Clarion University Foundation, Inc. announced 
the appointment of two new employees, Kenneth C. 
Nellis as Athletic Major Gifts Officer, and Jessica L. 
Park as Foundation Accountant. 

■ CUP's Small Business Development Center was 
recently recognized in the Pennsylvania Small 
Business Development Center Fall/Winter newsletter 
in a story about Roser Technologies, Inc, which was 
aided CUP's Small Business Development Center. 

■ Interim dean of Clarion University's College of 
Business Administration, Dr. Jim Pesek recently co- 
authored an article that was featured in the Journal of 
Managerial Issues in the Fall 2007 issue. 



More schools offer teacher bonuses as House debates issue 



Michael A. Chandler 
Washington Post 

WASHINGTON - A move- 
merit gaining momentum in 
' Cofigress and some school 
systems across the nation 
would boost pay for excep- 
tional teachers in high- 
poverty schools, a departure 
from salary schedules based 
on seniority and profession- 
al degrees that have kept 
pay in lockstep for decades. 
Lawmakers are debating 
this month whether to 
authorize federal grants 
through a revision of the No 
Child Left Behind law for 
bonuses of as much as 
$12,500 a year for outstand- 
ing teachers in schools that 
serve low-income areas. 

National teachers 

unions denounce the pro- 
posal for "performance pay," 
saying it would undermine 
their ability to negotiate 
contracts and would be 
based in part on what they 
consider an unfair and 
unreliable measure: student 
test scores. 

Debate over the propos- 
al has exposed unusual fis- 
sures between the influen- 
tial unions and longtime 
Democratic allies. Some 



education experts say the 
unions are out of step with 
parents and voters who sup- 
port the business-oriented 
idea of providing financial 
incentives for excellent 
work. 

Rep. George Miller, D- 
Calif, chairman of the 
House Education and Labor 
Committee, said that the 
teaching workforce is leak- 
ing talent and that his pro- 
posal would help rejuvenate 
it. Young teachers watch 
their friends "go off and get 
paid for their time and inge- 
nuity" in other fields, Miller 
said. "In teaching, you go as 
fast as the slowest person." 

Miller's proposal, build- 
ing on recent federal steps 
to encourage incentive pay, 
would provide grants to 
school systems that choose 
to pay bonuses to teachers 
who excel in high-poverty 
schools, worth up to $10,000 
in most cases and $12,500 
for specialists in math, sci- 
ence and other hard-to-staff 
subjects. Decisions on who 
gets extra pay would be 
based on student test gains 
and professional evalua- 
tions. Miller's aides said 
they had no cost estimate 
for the measure. 



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Advocates of perform- 
ance pay have seen similar 
initiatives fail, and many 
take pains to avoid the term 
'merit pay' and its associa- 
tion with past mistakes. But 
with fresh support from 
foundations and new tools 
that enable student achieve- 
ment data to be linked to 
individual teachers, many 
experts said the idea is 
gaining favor Performance 
pay efforts are underway in 
school systems in Denver 
and Minnesota, and some 
local administrators are 
planning to establish fast 
tracks for financial rewards 
for top teachers. 

In the District of 
Columbia, a five-year, $14 
million federal grant is fuel- 
ing a pilot program to 
reward teachers and princi- 
pals in a dozen high-poverty 
public schools each year 
that achieve the strongest 
gains in test scores and 
share successful strategies 
with others. Details are 
being worked out by the city 
school system, the local 
teachers union and a part- 
ner organization, New 
Leaders for New Schools. 

The approach is also 
being tried in a dozen char- 
ter schools with help from a 
private grant. Charter 
schools are publicly funded 
but independently operated. 

The D.C. Preparatory 
Academy charter school 
adopted another perform- 
ance pay plan designed by 



the national foundation- 
funded Teacher 
Advancement Program. Its 
model pairs teacher evalua- 
tions with professional 
development and training. 

One day last week, 
math teacher and mentor 
MaryKate Hughes observed 
how another math teacher 
set goals and expectations 
for his students. In another 
classroom, Hughes made 
notes on a science teacher's 
pacing and preparation. 

Newer teachers can 
receive bonuses of as much 
as $2,000 based on test 
score improvements and 
evaluations by master 
teachers and principals. 
"Our goal is to find good 
teachers who can become 
great teachers," Hughes 
said. 

In Arlington County, 
Va., the school system is 
starting an initiative that 
offers teachers three oppor- 
tunities to skip a step on the 
pay scale, an increase worth 
as much as 5 percent in 
salary each time. 

This school year, teach- 
ers can qualify for the pay 
increase through national 
board certification. In com- 
ing years, they will be able 
to apply by submitting a 
portfolio of work demon- 
strating professional devel- 
opment in such areas as 
leadership and parent out- 
reach. 

Arlington officials stressed 
that evaluations would not 



hinge on test scores, 
although teachers could 
submit them as evidence of 
success. Officials with the 
school system and the coun- 
ty teachers association, who 
designed the program 
together, said relying on test 
scores would fail to capture 
the complexity of teaching 
and discourage teachers 
from working with challeng- 
ing students. 

"If I'm only going to be 
evaluated on the test scores 
of my kids, I'll take the gift- 
ed kids," said Lee Dorman, 
president of the Arlington 
Education Association. 

There is controversy 
over using standardized 
tests to rate schools. Tying 
test results to teacher pay 
would raise the stakes. But 
performance-pay advocates 
say it's only fair to evaluate 
teachers the same way 
schools and children are 
measured. 

The idea of merit pay 
gained popularity in the 
1980s. But some attempts 
then to implement the con- 
cept failed amid teacher 
complaints that evaluations 
were too subjective. Critics 
said principals were given 
leeway to give bonuses to 
favorite employees. Fairfax 
County, Va., began a pro- 
gram in 1986 that paid 
teachers as much as $4,000 
in annual bonuses. But by 
the early 1990s, the pro- 
gram fell out of favor with 
many teachers. It was aban- 



doned in 1992 as the Fairfax 
School Board grappled with 
budget cuts. 

The new performance 
pay movement is rife with 
experiments that have 
yielded few definitive 
national studies showing 
gains in student achieve- 
ment. Union leaders are 
urging lawmakers to hold 
off on Miller's proposal. 
National Education 

Association President Reg 
Weaver called the proposal 
an "unprecedented attack" 
on collective bargaining 
rights. 

Antonia Cortese, execu- 
tive vice president of the 
American Federation of 
Teachers, rejected the argu- 
ment that performance pay 
would lure teachers into 
hard-to'staff schools. "I 
would think it would be a 
disincentive to take on 
something when you don't 
know how it will work," she 
said. 

Still, schools in many 
places are plunging ahead. 
Systems across Minnesota 
have adopted performance 
pay measures, prompted by 
an $86 million initiative. 
After a long study, the 
Denver public school system 
began a district-wide incen- 
tive pay program in recent 
years. 

As debate over performance 
pay unfolds. Miller said he 
is sure about one thing: 
"The demand is there." 



Rather files lawsuit against CBS 



Matea Gold 

Los Angelas Times 

NEW YORK - Longtime 
CBS anchor Dan Rather 
filed a $70 million lawsuit 
Wednesday against his for- 
mer employer, alleging that 
executives at the broadcast 
network broke the terms of 
his contract by marginaliz- 
ing him in his final days at 
CBS News and forcing him 
to retire early. 

The lawsuit, filed in 
New York State Supreme 
Court Wednesday after- 
noon, comes as a startling 



postscript to the saga that 
dominated the news division 
three years ago, when a 
political furor erupted over 
a piece Rather anchored 
about President Bush's 
service in the Texas Air 
National Guard, later found 
to be based on unsubstanti- 
ated documents. 

In the wake of the con- 
troversy, a producer was 
fired and three executives 
were forced to resign. Six 
months later. Rather 
stepped down from the 
anchor chair of "CBS 
Evening News," a year shy 



of his 25th anniversary in 
the job. His lawsuit, first 
reported on The New York 
Times Web site , claims that 
CBS and its former parent 
company, Viacom, violated 
the terms of his contract 
and sought to tarnish his 
reputation and restrict his 
abilities to seek work in 
order to contain the pohtical 
fallout from the story. The 
complaint names CBS Chief 
Executive Leslie Moonves, 
Viacom Chairman Sumner 
Redstone and former CBS 
News President Andrew 
Heyward as defendants. 



According to the complaint, 
"Central to defendants' plan 
to pacify the White House 
was to offer Mr Rather as 
the public face of the story, 
and as a scapegoat for CBS 
management's bungling of 
the entire episode " which, 
as a direct result, became 
known publicly as 
'Rathergate."' 

CBS dismissed Bather's 
claims. 

"These complaints are 
old news and this lawsuit is 
without merit," the network 
said in a statement. 



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September 20, 2007 






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You've got a rebel in Gravel 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

szhause@clarlon.edu 




"I am prepared to tell 
you that Americans are 
getting fatter and dumber 
I have no problem saying 
that." These were Mike 
Gravel's friendly words to 
Bill Maher this past week 
on the most recent online 
Democratic Presidential 
forum. It truly warms my 
heart to see such blatant 
honesty from a politician. In 
a country that has become 
increasingly apathetic 
towards politics as a result 
of having the same carbon 
copy candidates every elec- 
tion, we finally get a saving 
grace in Mike Gravel. 
Gravel, a former U.S. 
Senator from Alaska, was 
probably best known (before 
his presidential bid) for his 
leading role in bringing the 
"Pentagon Papers" to the 
attention of his fellow sena- 
tors. The Pentagon Papers 
contained information 

which exposed the lies and 
exaggerations that the 
Johnson Administration 
had been telling to the 
American people about their 
government's unnecessary 
expansion of the Vietnam 
War. He was also responsi- 
ble for a five month long fil- 
ibuster in 1971 which ulti- 
mately ended the draft dur- 
ing the Vietnam War These 
Gravel facts were unknown 
to me, at least until I saw 
them on his website. 

Gravel, after losing his 
senatorial election in 1980 
took a break from politics, 
and when I say break, I 
mean almost three decades 
since he last held office. I do 
not know exactly what he 
was doing during those 
three decades, but I would 
be willing to bet that he 
was watching plenty of con- 
spiracy movies and subject- 
ing himself to a little too 
much alone time in the land 
where the sun doesn't set. 
Regardless of how he was 
occupying his time, he sure 
has come back into the 
world of politics with that 
crazy look in his eye. 
Luckily for us that crazy 
look in his eye can be seen in 
his campaign ads, speeches 
and interviews that are 
always chalked full of out- 
landish statements and 
unfiltered honesty. 



Of course I cannot be 
sure of his sanity level, but 
judging from his carefully 
crafted campaign ads fea- 
turing slogans like "Vote 
Gravel. What The Hell?" I 
can be sure that he is my 
favorite candidate for presi- 
dent. This does not mean 
that 1 will vote for him, but, 
I would not rule it out just 
yet. 

While he has the ability 
to make politics interesting 
to a cynical political junkie 
like myself, the important 
question arises! does he 
have the ability to win the 
nomination of the 
Democratic Party? Well, 
unfortunately he probably 
does not, but hey, at least 
it's a step in the right direc- 
tion. 

Since we're all just 
along for the ride on this 
roller coaster known as life, 
and fortunate enough to 
have the ability to vote for 
our elected officials, why not 
make it more interesting? 
Sure Gravel may not be the 
most stable person in the 
race, hell, he might not eve:" 
be stable enough to make a 
cup of coffee in the morning, 
but he is certainly the most 
interesting person in the 
race. 

I have been watching a 
fair number of campaign 
ads and interviews from 
every candidate on both 
sides of the ticket, from this 
election and years past, and 
his are by far the most 
whacked of any real presi- 
dential candidate of our 
time. Anyone reading- this 
article should visit his web- 
site www.gravel2008.com 
and watch some of his cam- 
paign videos. If you like 
awkward staring, rock 
throwing, or campfires, then 
you're in luck, because he's 
got them all right there. But 
we do not have to look too 
far to find outright craziness 
and absurdities in cam- 
paigns. 

The current Bush 
Administration has not real- 
ly done anything that it had 
promised during their cam- 
paign, well, at least on the 
diplomatic level. We all 
know that taxes have been 
lowered, and thank God for 
that, because we all know 
how pesky taxes can be dur- 
ing a time of war But back 
to the diplomatic point, does 
anyone remember George 
W Bush's first presidential 
campaign? More specifically, 
does anyone remember how 
"Dubya" was able to per- 
suade the moderate voters 
to vote for him before he 
miraculously lost and won 
in 2000? Probably not, so I 
will refresh your memories. 
"W", under the advice of MC 
Rove, ran as being the 
unconventional "compas- 



sionate conservative." I 
guess allowing the execu- 
tion of several mentally 
retarded people while being 
governor of Texas qualified 
him as a compassionate per- 
son. But why bring this up? 
Well, "W ran on false prom- 
ises, claiming pretty fre- 
quently along the campaign 
trail that he would be a 
"uniter, not a divider." Well, 
after being a 23 year veter- 
an of saying the Pledge of 
Allegiance, I believe that 
unite means "to bring 
together, as one," and as a 
veteran of second and third 
grade math, I believe that 
divide means to "split up 
parts of a whole." If these 
definitions arc true, which I 
opine (without being too 
technical) that they are, 
then all that I can assume is 
that every time the future 
Decider was saying this lit- 
tle self descriptive phrase, 
that he was actually bluff 
ing his hand. He was betting 
on war, but playing tht 
peace card. That'll learn the 
"terrists" not to mess with 
his daddy. 

Our country and world 
are much more divided since 
Bush took office, and we 
have him and other failed 
diplomatic policies to thank. 
But the purpose of this arti- 
cle is not to belittle George 
Bush, as it has become bor- 
ing and very common among 
just about everyone... 
besides Ann Coulter's liber- 
al slaying minions. They 
remain neutral with Bush 
by saying that nq matter 
' what Bueih has done or will ' 
do, he would still be a lot 
better than that fake war 
hero elitist John Kerry. But 
the point of these para- 
graphs is not to rag on "W," 
or John Kerry, but rather it 
is to demonstrate that any- 
one can promise anything, 
but can act in another way. 

However with Mike 
Gravel, you get what you 
see. He will not lie under 
oath about sexual relations, 
or promise to be diplomatic 
and then begin calling 
French Fries Freedom 
Fries. Mike Gravel will have 
"Kum Ba Ya" campfires on 
the front lawn of the White 
House and do keg stands 
with the college kids. Well, 
maybe not, but, he would at 
least continue to break 
down the walls of political 
stereotypes that have been 
assigned to the rest of the 
rank and file candidates 
that dominate the headlines 
of most media outlets. 

At 77 years of age. 
Gravel stands to gain noth- 
ing from his presidential 
run other than jet lag, 
ridicule and slander, but he 
just does not care. He is say- 
ing what is on his mind 
without any reservations or 



fear of confrontation. At one 
of the earlier presidential 
debates, (iravel looked 
around, studied the candi- 
dates on stage and said with 
great conviction that "These 
candidates scare me." Quite 
frankly, after thinking about 
it, the other candidates. 
Democrats and 

Republicans, scare me too. 

Most "top tier" candi- 
dates are campaigning with 
the same little quips and 
phrases that we have heard 
at some point from every 
other presidential candidate 
for the last fifty years. 
Every single one of them 
walks around with a plastic 
smile on their pretty little 
face and pretends to enjoy 
being at the Iowa State Fair. 
Gravel probably doesn't 
even go to state fairs, but if 
he did, I'd be willing to bet 
that he would be the first 
one to ask how someone 
actually came up with the 
idea of a deep fried Oreo. 
That doughy concept still 
blows my mind, but then 1 
ask myself what will they 
come up with next, a solu- 
tion for world hunger? Well, 
I wouldn't hold out for that, 
but I would invest in the 
idea of an edible cell phone. 
It might not save lives or 
solve problems, but it will be 
another way of keeping 
Americans distracted long 
enough for the Bushites to 
come up with another rea- 
son as to why we invaded 
Iraq. Okay, no more Bush 
references, I promise, just 
straight Gravel from here 
onoutj > 1 • 

Mike Gravel has no real 
chance of winning, barring 
some bizarre dose of fair 
media coverage, but at least 
he is keeping the campaign 
interesting. All of last week 
I was hoping and praying 
that Mike Gravel would do 
something newsworthy, and 
sure enough, my hopes and 
prayers were realized when 
he said that Americans were 
getting fatter and dumber. 
Obesity is on the rise, test 
grades are dropping and 
Mike Gravel is pointing that 
out. This blunt shot of truth 
is good for us. We have 
allowed our country to 
devolve from the proud 
World War II generation to a 
group of obese, iPod wield- 
ing, reality show watching. 
Hummer driving wastes of 
space. If this is the best that 
conventional politicians 
have to offer, I say let's go 
Gravel, at least we don't 
have to elect him to find out 
that he is insane. 

Disclaimer: 1 own an 
iPod and could stand to lose 
about twenty pounds, so I 
am with most of you. 




Editor: 

The Young Republican 
organization is to be com- 
mended for its display of 
flags to honor those who 
died as a result of the 
events of September 11, 
2001. But among the 2977 
individuals who lost their 
lives were nearly 500 for- 
eign nationals. Perhaps if 
the Young Republican 
group repeats the display 



next year they they could 
include the flags of the 91 
countries who lost people 
during that terrible event. 
I would be willing to sup- 
port that effort. 
■Iseli Krauss 
Alumni Distinguished 
■Professor Emerita 
Clarion University 

To whom it may concern, 

It seems that every year 
the rite of passage for some 
students (not all) is to 
destroy mail boxes. This is 
not a laughing matter, con- 
sidering the damage that 
takes place. Just drive 



down Fifth Avenue toward 
I- 80 on any given Sunday 
morning or Friday morning 
(party nights I assume) 
and see the spectacle. One 
might ask if I am sure the 
vandals are college stu- 
dents. No I'm not positive, 
but considering the dam- 
age usually starts at the 
onset of college, stops at 
the close of college, and 
those involved are usually 
in a drunken state walking 
up and down South Fifth 
Avenue from frat party to 
frat party. I'm pretty sure 
they are university stu- 
dents. 
Elderly people have to 



repair and replace their 
mailboxes on a yearly 
basis. These acts are not 
only wrong, they are ille- 
gal. The university, in my 
opinion, is responsible. I 
can still repair my mailbox, 
but there are many who 
cannot afford it. 
I have nothing against uni- 
versity students having a 
good time, however, they 
need to keep their parties 
and their destructive 
behavior to themselves. 

I know this will probably 
fall on deaf ears, but it had 
to be said 



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September 20. 2007 



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Career Services host a week of job-search skills 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.eclu 

This week, the Career 
Services Center is holding 
"Job Search Skills Week." 

The program used to be 
held as an all-day event, the 
"Professional Development 
Seminar." The individual 
workshops are now present- 
ed throughout the week, to 
accomodate students' busy 
schedules. 

A total of five different 
workshops will be held. 
They all focus on some 
aspect of preparing students 
to find a job. 

"Students who attend 
these workshops will gain 
knowledge about the job 



search process," said Krin 
Lewis, the assistant director 
of the Career Services 
Center. "Each workshop is 
tailored to provide specific 
information on the topic pre- 
sented." 

Starting the week was 
"Application Letters." pre- 
sented by Dr. Rich Lane, an 
English professor at 
Clarion. It was held Monday 
in the Carlson Library. 

Through his speech, he 
taught the audience about 
constructing a cover letter. 
He explained what should 
be contained in each para- 
graph, how to present one- 
self in the best way and the 
"do's and do not's" of writing 
a cover letter. 

"People are actually 
reading your letter," Lane 



told the audience to empha- 
size the importance of a 
well-written letter. 

A key mindset to have 
when searching for a job, he 
said, is to "interview Ithe 
employers! as much as they 
interview you." 

Resume writing work- 
shops were held on Tuesday 
and Wednesday. 

Presented by Lewis, this 
workshop provided a hands- 
on experience. Students 
were able to sit at a comput- 
er and create a rough draft 
of their resume with Lewis' 
tips and assistance. 

An additional resume 
workshop will be held today. 
Other workshops this week 
include "Dress for Success." 
"How to Work a Job Fair" 
and "Preparing for an 



Interview." 

These workshops are 
being held as preparation 
for the upcoming Campus 
Recruiting Day and Career 
Fair on Oct. 9. 

"Before attending any 
kind of job fair, it is impor- 
tant to do some advance 
preparation. These work- 
shops help to provide the 
kind of preparation needed," 
Lewis said. 

The fair will provide an 
informal environment for 
students to meet with 
potential employers. 

Students can participate in 
formal interviews through 
the recruitment program 
after registering with the 
Career Services Center. 



Terman opens Faculty Author 
Seminar Series with his poetry 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s nawatts@clarion.edu 



Faculty members gath- 
ered Sept. 14 for the first 
presentation of the Faculty 
Author Seminar Series. Dr. 
PhiUp Terman, an English 
professor and poet, dis- 
cussed his newly published 
book, "Rabbis in the Air." 

The seminar was creat- 
ed for the Clarion faculty to 
share their scholarly activi- 



ties and receive support and 
recognition for their work. 

Dr. Patricia Kolencik, 
an education professor and 
a member of faculty affairs 
committee, hosted the 
event. 

Terman's poetry con- 
tains a connection with 
nature and his Jewish her- 
itage. One of his poems, 
"When a Child Climbs the 
Apple Tree Gedeuhalluy." is 
about a child observing 
nature. 

"It's [a] sacred and spiri- 
tual [poem about] everyday 



things in nature." Terman 
said. 

Terman writes about his 
inspirations from family 
and childhood memories 
within his poetry. He also 
does research after he 
writes a poem to get better 
understanding and feeling 
for his poetry. 

For him, publishing a 
book was a way to get his 
poetry out to his readers 
and feel a sense of accom- 
plishment in his life. 

"It chose me'' I love the 
intensity of poetry," he said. 



Terman believes the 
seminars are a great way to 
find out what the faculty is 
doing and he will attend 
future presentations. 

The Faculty Author 
Seminar Series has five 
more presentations this fall 
in the Carlson Library. 

The seminar is funded 
through the Clarion 
University-Wide Faculty 
Development Committee's 
Presidential Advancement 
Award from 2007-2010. 



students receive aquatic companions 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

Students waited in lines 
Tuesday night that 
stretched the length of the 
upstairs hallway in 
Gemmell. The Multi- 
purpose Room was filled 
with students eating pizza, 
receiving an aquatic com- 
panion and learning more 
about the University 
Activities Board (UAB). 

"Make Your Own 
Fishbowl" allowed students 
to take a small plastic con- 
tainer, fill it with rocks in an 
array of colors, add a plastic 
plant and introduce goldfish 
to their new home. 
Everything was free and 
students were given food for 
the fish and themselves. 

"I like fish and I needed 
something pink for my 
room," said Felicia Carter, a 
freshman molecular biology 
major. 

Organized and ran by 
UAB Public Relations Co- 
Chairs Hayley Schafer and 
Brittnee Koebler, the event 
drew its usual large crowd. 

"The event has been 



taking place since I was a 
freshman, so I think it's 
been about three years 
now," said Schafer. a senior 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies 
major. 

UAB also used the event 
as an open forum for stu- 
dents interested in joining 
the organization. 

The idea was proposed 
as a way to get students 
more involved with activi- 
ties around campus. With 
the event, students could 
learn more about the UAB 
and find committees that 
they are interested in and 
sign up for them. 

"Instead of giving away 
just T-shirts or .something, 
we're giving away fishbowls 
and pet fish for students to 
keep," said Schafer. "It's 
kind of a big giveaway, and 
it really attracts students." 

Tabby Pomeroy, a fresh- 
man early education major, 
said, "I want to get a fish 
because it is the only pet 
allowed in the dorms." 

The UAB had over 600 
fish prepared to give away 
There were concerns that 
there would not be enough 
fish to hand out at the 



event, according to volun- 
teers who ran the event. A 
turnout of 300 was expect- 
ed, considering the huge 
turnouts in years past. 

The line began to grow 
outside of the MPR a half 
hour before the activities 
began. Many students came 
to check out the UAB, either 
as current members or as a 
students interested in sign- 
ing-up. Other students just 
came out for the chance to 



socialize with other stu- 
dents and get a free pet for 
their house or room. 

Schafer said that they 
plan to do the event every 
year. 

"Everyone gets very 
involved and has a lot of 
fun," she said. "I'm not sure 
how it would work-out doing 
it every semester, but we 
would definitely like to. It 
draws a lot of people and 
attention." 





Dr. Richard iane teaches students how to write effective cover 
letters on Monday in Carlson Library as part of Career Serwces' 
"Job Search Skills Week." (The Clarion Call/Stefanie Jula) 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 





students choose their fish as Erica Hillebrand scoops it from the 
tank. (The Clarion Call/Daria Kurnal) 



Dear Dr. Eagle, 

I'm considering getting a tattoo, but am really afraid 
of needles. How bad is the pain from this procedure? 



Signed, 

Needle Phobia 

Dear Belonephobia (fear of needles), 



Getting a tattoo has been described as feeling l«e 
you're being stung by a hornet multiple times, scratch- 
ing bad sunburn, or getting a bunch of shots. Everyone's 
threshold of pain is different, but it can also depend on 
where on your body you're getting the tattoo and how 
good your tattooist is. 

While pain may be a concern, there are many other 
things to be aware of in making your decision. The pro- 
cedure is done by piercing the skin repeatedly with a 
needle that inserts dye. The needle is connected to a 
small machine that uses an action similar to a sewing 
machine. 

Since the skin is broken you can be more suscepti- 
ble to various health risks. Allergic reactions to the dye 
may occur even years after one gets a tattoo. These 
dyes may include the same pigments used in printers or 
car paint. It may cause areas of excessive scarring or 
form bumps around the ink. Both of these skin reac- 
tions are more likely if your tattoo includes red ink. 

Other risks are many diseases and infections have 
been linked to non-sterile equipment and procedures. 
These transmissions include hepatitis, tuberculosis, 
syphiUs, tetanus and possibly HIV. 

Tattoos are meant to be permanent. Although they 
may be inexpensive, if you should later change your 
mind tattoo removal can be very costly, painful, and 
leave scars. Take your time and do your homework so 
you don't regret your choice/decision later. 

Sanitary and sterile procedures should be a priority 
when selecting a studio/artist. Make sure new needles 
and inks are used and unwrapped in front of you. Your 
tattoo choice should be a design that you love and 
shouldn't be something too trendy. It's even recom- 
mended that you print your design on paper that allows 
you to transfer the image to your skin to try it out for a 
day or two before you get the real thing. Do not get a 
tattoo impulsively, while you're drunk, or under pres- 
sure from friends. 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling 

Health Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, 

e-mail her at s_vjwonderli@clarion.edu. 



Eagle Ambassadors promote student-alumni relations 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh@clarion.edu 

Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@ciarion.edu 

"Students today, alumni 
tomorrow," serves as both 
the Eagle Ambassadors' slo- 
gan and purpose as a stu- 
dent organization. 

The group serves as a 
relation between students 
and alumni through events 



with the President of the 
University. They provide 
members and students with 
networking opportunities 
with CUP graduates. 

Currently serving in the 
Eagle Ambassadors organi- 
zation are about 20 mem- 
bers including seven offi- 
cers. They accept applica- 
tions throughout the year 
for membership. 

The organization pro- 
motes alumni activities like 
the alumni tent and alumni 
parking at the Autumn Leaf 
Festival parade, holiday 



parties with the President 
and alumni week at the end 
of the year. 

The group also does 
community service. 

"We always like to give 
back to the less fortunate 
people in the Clarion area," 
said David Reed, President 
of the Eagle Ambassadors 
and a junior mass media 
arts, journalism and com- 
munication studies major. 

The Eagle Ambassadors 
give back through "Donate a 
Meal." With the help of 
Chartwells, students donate 



one meal from their meal 
plan. This money is then 
used to purchase turkeys for 
less fortunate families dur- 
ing the holiday season. 

There are some changes 
that are going to take place 
this year within the organi- 
zation. In the past, the 
Eagle Ambassadors helped 
both the alumni and 
President's offices. They will 
now he creating the 
"President's Circle" as a sep- 
arate group of Ambassadors 
who serve the President. 
Members will participate in 



interviews for this group 
and be selected to serve as 
both an Ambassador and on 
the President's Circle. 

"[I joined] to be more 
involved on campus and so I 
have something to look back 
on," said Danielle DiPerna, 
the group's 

Historian/Marketing Chair 
and a junior 

elementary/early childhood 
education major. 

Meetings for the Eagle 
Ambassadors take place 
twice a month on every- 
other Tuesday. The first 



organizational meeting will 
be held on Sept. 25 at the 
Center for Advancement on 
Greenville Avenue. 

There are seven mem- 
bers on this year's Eagle 
Ambassador Executive 
Board: Reed, President; 
Holly Nolan, Vice President; 
Emily Barney, Secretary; 
Nikki Bovaird, Treasurer; 
DiPerna, Historian/ 

Marketing Chair; and 
Andrew Zachar, 

Recruitment Chair. Theresa 
Martin is their advisor. 



September 20. 2007 



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VMA's Best New Artist scheduled for Fall CampusFest 



Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 

s_llgrystar@clarion.edu 



The VMA's Best New 
Artist winner Gym Class 
Heroes's next stop is Clarion 
University. You have the 
opportunity to catch them at 
this year's Fall CampusFest 
on Oct. 10 at 7 p.m. in 
Tippin Gym. 

Tickets are on sale now 
at the Gemmell Information 
Desk and are $15 for stu- 
dents and $25 for non-stu- 
dents. The doors will open 
at 6 p.m, and the show 
starts at 7 p.m. 

Gym Class Heroes were 
voted Best New Artist at the 
2007 VMA's on Sept. 9. They 
are part of the Verizon 
Wireless Tour and will trav- 
el to other campuses, 
including Kutztown 

University of Pennsylvania, 
University of Buffalo. 



University of Central 
Florida and many more. 

"I feel that great plan- 
ning and following the 
choices of the students has 
been essential to the success 
of UAB's recent concert 
planning. If it was not for 
the students, we would not 
have the VMA's Best New 



Artist of the Year coming to 
our campus," said junior 
business major and chair of 
CampusFest committee 
Mike Neely, 

Opening acts for Gym 
Class Heroes are DJ 
Abilities, a Minnesota based 
hip-hop disc jockey known 
for winning both the 1999 




VMA Best New Artist of the Year Gym Class Heroes will be per- 
forming Wednesday, Oct. 10. (Courtesy of UAB) 



HIp-Hop Symposium goes back to the 80s 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

On Oct. 18, a day of 
exploration in to the world 
of hip-hop and the spoken 
arts will be available to 
Clarion University students 
and the public at this year's 
Hip-Hop Symposium. 

Hip-Hop Symposium: 
Roots-Relevance-Reaction is 
an all day event beginning 
at 9:30 a.m. and taking 
place in the Gemmell 
V Stjudent Comptejd > and 
■ Marwick-Boyd AuditoHum. 
If This year's symposium 

will delve into the begin- 
nings of hip-hop music in 
the 80s and explore its cul- 
tural impact throughout the 
decades as well as recent 
controversy surrounding it. 
It will also give students the 
opportunity to take a deeper 
look into the roots of hip-hop 
and discover its true mean- 
ing, not just what is per- 
ceived about the music from 
mainstream sources. 

"Hip-hop doesn't limit 
itself to obvious superficial 
effects such as clothing, 
dance and music. It affects 
our way of looking at the 
world as well as our identi- 
ty," said Dr. Joanne 



Washington, a driving force 
behind the organization of 
the .symposium for the last 
two years. 

The symposium will 
kick off with a showing of 
the movie "Hip-Hop^ Beyond 
Beats and Rhymes." A 
Byron Hurt film, "Hip-Hop" 
examines masculinity, sex- 
ism and violence as well as 
gender roles in hip-hop and 
rap music today 

Another featured speak- 
er is Dr. Denean Sharpley- 
Whiting of Vanderbilt 
University. Sharpley- 

Whiting, author and direc- 
tor of African American and 
Diaspora studies and direc- 
tor of the William T Bandy 
Center for Baudelaire and 
Modern French studies, will 
host a forum discussing hip- 
hop and women's images as 
seen in her book "Pimps Up, 
Ho's Down." Students will 
be able to participate in the 
forum through a student 
panel. 

The keynote of the event 
will include presentations 
by Clarion University grad- 
uate Brian Book and 
Yolanda "Yo-Yo" Whitaker. 
Cook is now a news and 
entertainment correspon- 
dent for American Urban 
Radio. Whitaker is a disc 
jockey at a Los Angeles 



radio station and one of the 
top 10 female rappers. 

New this year is a stu- 
dent artist showcase which 
will highlight student per- 
formers in poetry and the 
spoken arts. The artist 
showcase will be taking 
place all day as well. 

One of the goals of this 
year's symposium is to get 
more people throughout the 
campus involved with hip- 
hop. Hip-hop is already 
being used in some class- 
rooms at Clarion University, 
with some professors inte- 
grating the genre into their 
curriculums. 

Students who want to 
become more actively 
involved with the sympo- 
sium can gain university co- 
curricular credit through 
volunteering to help with 
the day's activities. 
Volunteers will not only be 
able to help out with the 
event but will get the oppor- 
tunity to work with a 
diverse group of students. 

"You get a real cross sec- 
tion of students working 
together," said Washington 
of the volunteers. 

The symposium is free 
and open to the public. 




and 2001 DMC Regional 
championships. Another 
guest will be The Pack, 
which consists of four mem- 
bers from the California Bay 
Area. Their "You Hear It 
P^irst" episode became the 
most downloaded in MTV 
history, and has been added 
to BET, MTV, MTV2 and 
MTVU. They also have over 
17 million plays on MySpace 
and hold the number one 
video on MTV2 with their 
hit "I'm Shinin'." 

Gym Class Heroes bring 
together elements of rap. 
rock. R&B and funk to pro- 
duce their own unique 
sound. The group doesn't fit 
into one genre because they 
are rooted in traditional 
hip-hop, however they fea- 
ture live instruments 
instead of recorded beats. 
Often touring with pop- 
punk bands. Gym Class 
Heroes were in Pittsburgh 
for the 2006 Warped Tour. 

The band's name comes 
from 1997 when MC Travis 
McCoy and drummer Matt 
McGinley became friends 
during high-school gym 




Gym Class Heroes has their own unique sound w/i/c/j combines 
rap, rock, R&B and funk. (Courtesy of UAB) 



class. The duo worked with 
other artists to create a new 
look for hip-hop, but eventu- 
ally joined together to form 
Gym Class Heroes in 2001 
with the additions of gui- 
tarist Disashi Lumumba- 
Kasongo and bassist Eric 
Roberts. 

Their first album. "For 
The Kids," was self-released 
in 2001, and their second 
album, "The Papercut 
Chronicles," was released in 



2005. The band 
then toured with Fall Out 
Boy. Midtown and The 
Academy Is.... along with 
attending Bamboozl(> and 
Warped Tour festivals. 

"I'm excited to bring 
VMA's Artist Of The Year to 
Clarion. They are an upcom- 
ing band and bring diversity 
to campus, along with bring- 
ing sales and visitors to 
Clarion," said UAB advisor 
Jamie Bero. 



"Guitar Herof' keep it rockin' 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJclbuffone@clarion.edu 

Playing the guitar has 
always been a way for peo- 
ple to express themselves, 
relieve stress and has even 
opened up a career for some. 
For the untalented people 
like myself, who don't have 
the patience to learn how to 
play a single chord, we have 
"Guitar Hero." 

The guitar simulation 
phenomenon was created in 
2005 and has taken the 



made it almost standard in 
today's dorm rooms. With 
popular songs such as 
"Carry on My Wayward 
Son" by Kansas and 
Warrant's "Cherry Pie," the 
player can feel a real con- 
nection with the song that 
he or she is playing. 

With the popularity of 
the first game. Harmonic 
Music Systems developed 
"Guitar Hero: H," which 
ultimately had more success 
than the original. A third 
installment of the game was 
released in July, "Guitar 
Hero Encore^ Rock the 80s." 



ment that are shaped like 
stars. Players can hit com- 
bos that can break their 
opponent's guitar string, 
overwhelm their amp, and 
even make their opponent 
play their "axe" left-handed. 
Players jam on the new 
wireless guitar control that 
was recently introduced to 
give an even more realistic 
experience. But the magic 
isn't over just yet i-i .^ 

The creators of "(juilkV^ 
Hero" are soon to release 
"Rock Band." Thi.s iwolu- 
tionary game doesn't just 
include a guitar, but a bass 




The "Guitar Hero" phenomenon has taken over college dorm rooms with rock songs like 
"Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd and "Surrender" by Cheap Trick. "Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock" is 
scheduled for release in October. (The Clarion Call/Brittnee Koebler) 



nation by storm ever since. 
The object of the game is to 
watch the bottom of the 
screen while a song is play- 
ing. As the song progresses, 
colored lights indicating 
notes travel down the screen 
in sync with the music. The 
note colors and positions 
match those of five different 
keys positioned in a row on 
the controller that is, sure 
enough, in the shape of a 
small guitar. Once the col- 
ored notes reach the bottom 
of the television screen, the 
player must then tap the 
correct button on the con- 
troller while hitting the 
strumming bar simultane- 
ously in order to score 
points. The more notes you 
hit, the better your score is. 
The simplicity and 
excitement of this game has 



This was made for players 
looking for that specific 
genre of music to "rock out" 
to. The last full version of 
the game is set to release in 
October. "Guitar Hero IIP 
Legends of Rock" will be 
available for Playstation 2 
and 3, XBox 360 and 
Nintendo Wii consoles. 

There are plenty of new 
features, like "Battle Mode." 
where two rockers face off in 
hope of completing a song 
while successfully playing 
"Star Power" sequences to 
earn attacks that can be 
used against their oppo- 
nents. 

"Star Power" is when 
the player is able to "rock 
out" by simply lifting their 
guitar slightly in the air. 
One achieves Star Power by 
hitting all the notes in a seg- 



guitar. drums and a micro- 
phone as well. The game 
play is the same, but now a 
gamer will have some com- 
pany during the hours upon 
hours of playing. 

In the past, youth.s have 
started bands to feed their 
musical needs. Since it's hr 
easier to hit buttons on a 
controller than it is to play 
the actual instrument, i.^ it 
possible that teenagers will 
start forming "Gamer 
Bands" rather than real 
ones? Will a piece of plastic 
with keys soon replace the 
acoustic guitars of the 
world? In a society where 
everyone is looking for a 
shortcut. I wouldn't be sur- 
prised. In this country, it 
seems all too easy to become 
a "Guitar Hero." 



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Michelle's hosts 
first Open Mic Night 



September 20, 2007 



Catch a "Firefly" and find "Serenity" 



Rachella Vollant-Barie 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ravollantb®clarion,edu 



On Sept. 13. the first 
Open Mic Night took place 
at Michelle's Cafe on Main 
Street. This event was spon- 
sored by the literary maga- 
zine. BiiZnar. 

Open Mic Night has 
been running for three years 
and consists of both poetry 
readings and music per- 
formances. It was founded 
by Matt Subel, who is also 
the founder of BaZaar. 

Jessica Schauer. co- 
Editor in- Chief of BaZaar, 
said, "It's a lot of fun. a very 
intimate atmosphere and 
people usually enjoy them. 
They bring people from the 



community and the campus 
together to show their tal- 
ent." 

William James, a poet, 
derives his motivation from 
his reactions on how he sees 
things taking place in socie- 
ty and from internal exami- 
nation. He said that he 
hopes his works will "... 
draw some termites out of 
the garage as far as poetry. I 
would like to see more kids 
do it." He has also founded 
the Web site. 

whatisl74.com, which 

includes his poetry and 
allows others to post their 
work as well. 

Musician and poet Ryan 
Waterman takes her inspi- 
ration from everthing. She 
said, "There is something to 
write about in every detail 



of our lives." 

Musician Spencer 

Marshall drives his motiva- 
tion from things that every- 
one can relate to in life. He 
finds it interesting to see 
the effects of his music on 
the audience. Although he 
plays what he thinks sounds 
good, he also likes to "get 
people to have a good time." 
The main idea behind 
Open Mic Night is to get 
BaZaars name out there 
and to satisfy those who are 
looking for something to do. 
An Open Mic Night is 
planned for one Thursday 
every month. The next one 
is scheduled to take place on 
Oct. 25 and it includes a cos- 
tume partJ^ 



Joey Pettlne 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettine®clarlon.eclu 





"Firefly" and "Serenity" 
Director: Joss Whedon 
Rating: 5/5 

♦♦♦♦♦ 



Steel flashes bright sil- 
ver as sword clashes upon 
sword. As we watch, we 
cheer for the man on the 
right, the rugged Han Solo- 
esque captain fighting for 
the honor and hand of his 
love, and we wish for the 
smarmy aristocrat on the 
left to be run through with 
the captain's rapier. 

Suddenly, the aristocrat 
has lost his weapon and lies 
upon the gound pouring 
blood. The crowd urges the 
captain to finish the job and 
then he lowers his weapon. 
"Mercy is the mark of a 
great man," he proudly 
states. 

Abruptly he pokes his 
enemy in the gut; Not 
killing him, just wounding 
him for no reason at all. 

"Guess I'm just a good 
man." 



He does it again. 
"Eh, I'm alright." 
It's this superb blend of 
action, drama and comedy 
that makes writer/director 
Joss Whedon's ("Buffy the 
Vampire Slayer." "Angel") 
science fiction space west- 
erns "Firefly" and 
"Serenity," the subsequent 
movie based off the can- 
celled "Firefly" series, such 
a cinematic delight. 

"Firefly" recounts the 
tale of a group of "smugglers 
for hire" who find they've 
unwittingly picked up a 
secret weapon on their ship 
that the government wants 
back. The problem is the 
weapon is a little girl. 

The 13 episode series, so 
short due to be unjustly can- 
celled, follows the plight of a 
soldier, a pilot, a thug, an 
engineer, a doctor, a human 
weapon, a preacher, a pros- 
titute and their captain as 
they elude their government 
and try to survive. 

Unfortunately to watch 
the series is only to get half 
of the story For over a year 
after the show was can- 
celled. Universal Pictures 
recognized why this short- 
lived show had such a large 
fan base and decided to cap 
off the series with 
"Serenity." 

If you haven't seen the 
series inspired film, what 
better time then with the 
release of the new two-disc 
special edition "Serenity" 
DVD? It includes over three 
documentaries, two feature 
length commentaries and 
even the special "Firefly" 
internet episodes not previ- 




ously avail.il)lf oil DVD. A 
must buy 

For what makes 
"Firefly" and "Serenity" sii 
watchable? And why should 
you out there immediately 
purchase the "Firefly" and 
"Serenity" DVDs'? It's the 
perfect balance of fast paced 
science fiction action with 
spaceships and massive bat- 
tles with the brilliant film- 
ing, acting, cinematography, 
score, etc. 

You can watch the 
episode "The Message" and 
make note of the well com- 
posed music, shaky camera 
as if portraying real life, and 
realistic intimacy of the 
actors in the snowy funeral 
scene. Then you can watch 
"Serenity" and perch your- 
self on the edge of your seat 
as you watch a little girl 
take on an entire bar in a 
beautifully choreographed 
fight. 

Overall, if you enjoy 
good science fiction, west- 
erns, action, drama, comedy, 
romance, sex. anything and 
especially if you haven't 
seen them and are live, then 
you absolutely need to see 
"Firefly" and "Serenity." 



Spencer Marsha// performs Thursday Sept. 13 at Michelle's Cafe on Main Street. Marshali'gets 
the ideas for his music from things that he believes his audience will find easy to relate to (The 
Clarion Call/ Angela Kelly) 

Chucic and Larry 
pleases ail crowds 



n-apt tries to "Stay Alive" 



Travis Lear 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_twlear@clarion.edu 




Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol@clarion.edu 




"I Now Pronounce You 
Chuck and Larry" 
Director: Dennis Dugan 
Rating: 4/5 



Can't decide which 
movie to go out and spend 
your hard earned eight dol- 
lars on? Well then, let me 
help you out. "I Now 
Pronounce You Chuck and 
Larry" is an epic tale of 
brotherhood, friendship and 
love that leaves its audience 
pleased with their choice. 

When you combine 
favorites Adam Sandler and 
Kevin James, you are bound 
to get a hilariously funny 
and heartwarming movie. 
Two best friends and fire- 
fighters. Chuck Levine 
(Sandler) and Larry 
Valentine (James), have to 
test their courage and 
friendship after Larry's wife 
dies and his children are left 
with no beneficiary money. 



firefighter in the bustling 
city of New York, he learns 
the only way to ensure that 
the children will be in good 
hands, both physically and 
financially, is to marry, and 
fast. 

How far would you go 
for one of your friends? 
Would you babysit, lend 
them money or marry them? 
Chuck learns quickly just 
what he would do and 
embarks on a journey that 
changes his life. 

The storyline sounds 
great, right? Well, for the 
hilarious duo things aren't 
quite that easy. 

In the state of New York, 
it seems that a plan like 
theirs is considered fraud. 
So when the state comes 
nosing around to expose 
their scandal, the two are 
forced to pretend to be love- 
struck newlyweds. With the 
guidance of their lawyer, 
Alex McDonough (Jessica 
Biel), they learn being mar- 
ried strictly on paper won't 
do the trick and definitely 
will not keep the pair from a 
run in with the law. 

The transition from best 
friends to life partners isn't 
an easy one for the two het- 
erosexual men. Both men 
fall for their heartthrob 
lawyer, are harassed by 
their firemen friends and 
are questioned by members 
of the community. However, 
when they are put under 
pressure, they do what's 
neccessary and win every- 
one's hearts in the process. 
Overall I gave the film 




"Trapt Live!" 
Trapt 
Rating: 3/5 



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thought the message of the 
film was great and one 
everyone should consider 
regardless of your sexual 
preferences, race or beliefs. 
Everyone has the right to 
love and love who they 
want. 

Does the plan actually 
work? Do they end up life 
partners forever? Or does 
the state of New York cut 
the great pretenders a 
break? Well you're just 
going to have to go out and 
see this charming comedy to 
find out. 

This movie is great to 
see with friends, family or 
even your significant other. 
Not only is it good for a few 
laughs, you might even 
learn a little something 
from the light hearted flick. 
The cast includes talents 
like Dave Matthews, Lance 
Bass and Dan Aykroyd that 
help to keep the laughs com- 
ing and the movie interest- 
ing. Whether you're an 
action fan, a die hard 
romantic or a comedy lover, 
you're sure to find some- 
thing you like about "Chuck 
and Larry" and their lessons 
on life and friendship. 



"But now I have learned 
to trust myself/ And I don't 
need anyone else/ Out of 
room/ Out of places to hide/ 
Backed up in the corner/ I 
know I will stay alive." After 
over a decade together, 
Trapt finally seems to have 
hit the big stage. 

Their newest release, 
"Trapt Live!," the band fea- 
tures two new songs: "Stay 
Alive" and "Everything to 
Lose." 

With these two new 
songs being released, it 
gives fans an indication of 
the direction the band is 
going in the near future. 

In a recent interview 
with MusicRemedy.com, 
lead guitarist Simon 
Ormandy said, "We haven't 
really had anything out for 
awhile and wanted to give 
the fans something new and 
indicative of what we're try- 
ing to do. 'Everything to 
Lose' is probably the heavi- 



est thing we've ever done. 
These two new songs are 
pretty unique sounding for 
us." 

In fact, "Stay Alive" 
directly referes to the life of 
the band and the struggles 
that they have gone through 
to get to where they are 
today. 

The band was formed in 
1997 in Los Gatos, 
California by lead 
vocalist/guitarist Chris 
Brown, Ormandy and 
bassist Pete Charell. 
Shortly after doing small 
gigs in Los Gatos and some 
surrounding towns and 
cities, the band added drum- 
mer Aaron "Monty" 
Montgomery. 

Within their first year, 
the band landed opening 
acts for mega artist Papa 
Roach. By the end of 1998, 
Trapt released their second 
self-released album, 

"Amalgamation," but the 
band was facing problems. 

Both Ormandy and 
Brown were attending class- 
es of the University of 
California at Santa Barbara 
and were unable to 
rehearse. Because of this, 
the band was only able to 
release one album before the 
turn of the millennium. 

The band seemed 
doomed, yet they were 
determined to "Stay Alive." 
Finally in September 
2001, Warner Brothers 
Records gave Trapt a deal. 
After that, the band went on 
to release several singles. 

The bands first major 
single, "Headstrong," came 
in 2003, reaching number 
one of the U.S. Modern Rock 
and U.S. Mainstream Rock 




charts and as high as num- 
ber 16 on the U.S. Hot 100 
chart. Alor..; 'vith the 
release of th'^ii iir,-t single 
came "StilUr inu> " which 
reached numi an well 

on the I'.s, Mainstream 
Rock chart but never broke 
the U.S. Hot 100. 

The l)and never reached 
the Top 100 again. However, 
with the release of their two 
new singles, the band is 
looking to make a comeback. 
Although "Stay Alive" 
and "Everything to Lose" 
are two great songs, I can- 
not see them breaking into 
the Top 100. but they may 
possibly reach the Top 10 on 
U.S. Mainstream Rock and 
U.S. Modern Rock. 

I give the two new sin- 
gles three leaves, at most 
3.5 leaves. They did not 
come anywhere close to the 
pinnacle of "Headstrong" or 
"Stillframe." but are still 
good songs that belong in 
almost any music library. 

Perhaps the band's new 
album release in the near 
future will prove to be the 
redeeming factor that will 
bring Trapt back to the front 
of the modern rock world, or 
maybe it will finally finish 
the band off and place them 
at the bottom once more. 



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The Pittsburgh Steelers? 



Take the "Steelers" Trivia Quiz 
Compiled by Lindsay Grystar 

1. True or False. The Pittsburgh Steelers were the first NFL team with cheerleaders 

a) True 

b) False 

2. What year did the Steelers merge with the Philadelphia Eagles to form the 
Steagles? 

a) That never happened 

b) 1933 

c) 1943 

d) 1944 

3. How much did the Steelers cost when they were bought in 1933'' 

a) $1000 b) $2500 

c) $2000 d) $3000 



4. Who was the head coach in 1957? 

a) Cowher b) Parker 

c) Austin d) Nixon 

5. What year was the "Immaculate Reception?" 

a) 1970 b) 1960 

c) 1972 d) 1980 




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Freshman, Chemistry 
■'Chandler Dining Hall, because it often 
seems small, and the students wait in long 
lines for food." 



By 
Jessica Lasher 

''What project do you 
think should stand 
as the university's 
highest priorityr 




Emily Byrtus 

SOFHOMOKIO. (".HAPHIC DESIGN 

"Some students are not satisfied with 

Chandler and Gemmell. With more variety 

between dining facilities and coffee shops, 

Clarion students would be happy students." 





Jessica Elser 

Junior, Mass Media Arts and 

Journalism 

"The most important project on campus is 
for faculty and other active members of the 

community to spread the word concerning 
changes in academic majors and minors, so 

the students would be better informed to 
make important decisions. 



Chad Buerk 

Senior, Secondary Education 

Math 

"Education." 



Brian Maul 

Senior, Theatre 

"Campbell Hall- to see it either torn down 

or made habitable." 



Maddy CuKnE 

Freshman, Mass Media Arts and 

Journalism 
'The Science Center. Removing the con- 
struction equipment off campus would allow 
math and science students to get well-situ- 
ated within their majors." 




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Volleyball suffers first defeat of season 3-2 to California 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.eclu 

CLARION. Sept. 19 - The 
old adage "All good things 
must come to an end," can 
be used to describe many 
different things, and unfor- 
tunately for the Golden 
Eagle volleyball team, it 
was being said of them 
Tuesday night. In their 
13th game of the 2007 sea- 
son, the Golden Eagles tast- 
ed defeat for the first time 
losing their PSAC-West 
home opener to California 3- 
2. 

After dropping the first 
game 30-21, the Golden 
Eagles came back to win the 
next two by scores of 30-24 
and 30-16. However, Cali- 
fornia would not go away as 
they won the next game 30- 
22 before going on to win the 
fifth game 15-12, and the 
match. 

Outside hitter Christina 
Steiner led the way with 22 
kills and 14 digs. Right 
behind her was Sarah Fries 
who added 17 kills of her 
own. Fries also led the team 
in digs with 22 narrowly 
edging out the 20 from 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team pictured above started the season 12-0. Clarion lost their last 
game to California 3-2. The Golden Eagles next home game will be September 25 when they take 
on lUP. (The Clarion Call/Mam Huff) 



Vicky Gentile. Kristi Fio- 
rillo picked up 57 assists 
along with 17 digs for the 
Golden Eagles. 

It was the first time the 
Golden Eagles had gone to 
five games this season. 



They suffered as many 
game defeats (three) in this 
match as they had all sea- 
son. With the loss, the vol- 
leyball team is now 12-1 on 
the season with a 1-1 record 
in the PSAC-West. 



Despite the setback, the 
Golden Eagles are remain- 
ing as focused as ever. "We 
just need to keep playing 
together and get back to 
what's been working for us," 
said Gentile. 



Steiner added that, "We 
need to cut down on the 
minor errors. That was a 
big reason we lost tonight." 
The 12-0 start by 
Clarion was the best in 
school history beating the 
old record of 9-0 which was 
set by the 2002 team. That 
squad of Golden Eagles 
would go on to finish 31-5 en 
route to making the NCAA 
playoffs for the first time in 
school history. 

In other volleyball 
action, the Golden Eagles 
accomplished something 
last Saturday they had not 
done since the 2002 season, 
beating Lock Haven. Losing 
the first game 30-28, 
Clarion stormed back to win 
the next three games by 
scores of 30-25, 30-22, and 
30-26. Fries led all Golden 
Eagles with 23 kills, while 
Steiner and Amanda 
Anger meier added 18 and 
13 kills respectively. 

Lock Haven had been 
the last PSAC-West oppo- 
nent that this current group 
of Golden Eagles had not 
defeated. Gentile called it, 
'The biggest win of our col- 
lege career, at least for me." 
Gentile also noted that beat- 



ing Lock Haven, "was kind 
of like jumping over a men- 
tal barrier since we had 
never beaten them before." 

Adding to the good news 
for the Golden Eagles was 
senior outside hitter Fries. 
The Ohio native captured 
the third consecutive PSAC- 
West Player of the Week 
award for the Golden 
Eagles. Overall this season, 
Fries has 166 kills as well as 
109 digs. Going into their 
game against California, 
she was second in the PSAC 
in kills behind teammate 
Christina Steiner. 

The volleyball team will 
be on the road this weekend 
as they travel to 
Philadelphia to play Bloom- 
field and Holy Family at 
Holy Family University. 
Their next PSAC-West 
match up will be next 
Tuesday when they take on 
Indiana in Tippin 
Gymnasium. Game time is 
7 p.m. 

Author's Note- Last 
week we reported that for- 
mer Golden Eagle Lauren 
Carter had graduated. She 
has transferred to another 
university, and we apologize 
for the error. 



Football sta ys close early but falls to 23rd ranked West Chester 49-21 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sJsscritchf@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Sept. 15 - On 
Saturday night, the Golden 
jEagles fell, to: the 23rd 
pnked West Chester 
Golden Rams by a score of 
49-21. Clarion got off to a 
quick start, scoring the first 
touchdown of the game on a 
1-yard run by quarterback 
Tyler Huether. 



Coach Foster split time 
between quarterbacks on 
Saturday, with Huether 
going 9-18 for 102 yards and 
three touchdowns, and Gino 
Rometo. Rometo went 5-11 
for 46 yards. 

West Chester quarter- 
back Bill Zwann went 14 of 
19 for 354 yards and five 
touchdowns. 

After the Golden Eagles' 
first score of the game, the 
Golden Rams bounced back 
with a score of their own 



when Zwann hit Steve 
Miller for a 6-yard touch- 
down pass to tie the game at 
7-7. West Chester scored 
again on a touchdown pass 
from Zwann to Darrell 
Canty to put them ahead of 
Clarion 14-7. 

In the second quarter 
Clarion re-tied the game, 
when Alfonso Hoggard 
hauled in an 11 -yard touch- 
down pass from Huether, 
making the score 14-14. 
The Golden Rams answered 



right back with a 5-yard 
touchdown run by Osagie 
Osunde to put West Chester 
up 21-14. 

Midway through the 
second, Huether threw an 
11-yard touchdown pass to 
Pierre Odom, once again 
tying the game. With ju?t 
over four minutes remain- 
ing in the first half, Ryan 
Paulson caught a 55-yard 
pass from Zwann for a 
touchdown, which put West 
Chester ahead for good 28- 



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With 1:29 remaining in 
the first half, Miller caught 
his second touchdown pass 
of the game to put West 
Chester ahead 35-21. 

The Golden Rams 
tacked on th^r last two 
scores in the third quarter. 
The first was Osunde's sec- 
ond touchdown of the game, 
a 23-yard touchdown run, to 
put West Chester up 42-21. 
Their last score of the game 
came on a Mike Washington 



Denise Simens 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_dnsimens@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 18 - The 
Clarion golf team teed off its 
season September 7 and 8 at 
the Ohio Valley Tournament 
in Mineral Wells, WV. Day 
one left Clarion tied for 
sixth place with a score of 
301, and the next day's final 
score gave them a fifth place 
finish, tying with 
Charleston at 594. 

Nick Sanner (So. 
Markleton) and Jared 
Schmader (Fr. Cooperstown- 
Maplewood) had strong 
showings in their Clarion 
debuts. 

Sanner shot 3-over-par, 
with a two-day total of 145, 
while Schmader shot a 4- 
overpar 146. 

Preston Mullens (Sr. 
Emporium-Cameron 
County) and Justin Moose 
(Sr. N.Huntingdon-Norwin) 
finished at 4-over-par and 6- 
over-par respectively. 

The team continued 
their success the following 



Sunday, when they compet- 
ed in the Glenville State 
Invitational in Parkersburg, 
WV. The Golden Eagles tied 
for first place with Fairmont 
University finishing at 590. 
Sanner and Schmader once 
again led Clarion, tying at 
142 and both finishing as 
tournament medal runners 
up. 

Last weekend, the 
Golden Eagles hosted the 
Hal Hansen Tournament at 
the Clarion Oaks Golf Club 
in Clarion, PA. Clarion won 
the invite with a score of 
603, while the Clarion "B" 
team finished second with a 
score of 608. Third place 
went to lUP (616), fourth 
was West Liberty (621), and 
the fifth place finish went to 
Millersville (625). 

The two day tourna- 
ment was led by senior 
Justin Moose, who shot 74, 
75 for total of 149 and a 
third place finish. Sixth 
place went to junior Justin 
Cameron, who shot 80, 72- 
152, with Schmader win- 
ning 13th place with scores 
of 80, 74- 154. Mullens shot 



79, 76- 155 for a 17th place 
finish, while Sanner's scores 
of 73, 85-158 placed him at 
30th. 

Freshman Kevin Smith 
of the Clarion "B" squad tied 
for individual scores with 
Moose with 73, 76-149 for a 
third place overall finish. 

Sophomore Mike De- 
Angelo tied for 6th place 
with a 75, 77- 152, while 
13th went to Sophomore 
Sean Foust with a score of 
75, 79- 154. Freshman Ben 
Kamnikar (82, 75-157) tied 
for 25th and junior Nick 
Brucker (78, 81-159) was 
32nd overall. 

The team's next compe- 
tition is the Wheehng Jesuit 
Invitational on September 
24 and 25 in Moundsville, 
WV. Last year the Golden 
Eagles won the tournament 
by 9 shots. 

The Golden Eagles will 
then have two matches 
remaining, the Westminster 
Invitational on October 1 
and the Robert Morris 
Invitational on October 8 
and 9, before the PSAC's on 
October 20 and 21. 



79-yard touchdown pass, 
resulting in a 49-21 lead. 

The Golden Eagles 
matched the Golden Rams 
in first downs, both teams 
had 19. Clarion had 143 
rushing yards and 148 pass- 
ing yards. The defense gave 
up a total of 572 yards, 206 
rushing yards and 366 pass- 
ing yards. 

The Golden Eagles next 
game is Saturday, Sept- 
ember 22 when they host 
Bloomsburg (1-2). 



A look back at this summer in sports 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_kgschr<:^r®ctarton.edu 



Summer 2007 will offi- 
cially end tomorrow. As we 
trade in our t-shirts and 
shorts for hoodies and sweat 
pants, let's take a look back 
at what dominated the 
sports headlines over the 
summer. 

In the Steel City, the 
Pirates left us counting 
down the days to Latrobe for 
the loth year in a row. The 
Penguins gave us a glimpse 
of what will hopefiiUy be 
things to come for the next 
several seasons. The Stee- 
lers decided to celebrate 
their 75th season by intro- 
ducing Bill Cowher's long- 
lost brother SteelyMcBeam 
as their new mascot. 

Tom Glavine became the 
latest, and possibly the last, 
pitcher to join the 300 win 
club. The Houston Astros 
Craig Biggio joined the 
3,000 hit club. On the same 
day that Biggio achieved his 
milestone, Frank Thomas 



made some history of his 
own by joining the 500 home 
rtm club. Soon to be even 
richer, Alex Rodriguez and 
White Sox slugger Jim 
Thome would also go on to 
become members of the 500 
home run club, 

The Philadelphia Phil- 



San Francisco faithful. Not 
in attendance, baseball com- 
missioner Bud Selig phoned 
in to offer Bonds his con- 
patulations. 

Tiger Woods continued 
to be Tiger winning the 2007 
PGA Championship. The 
win gave Woods his 13th 



lies became the first profes- Major win, bringing him one 
sional sports franchise to closer to the record of 18 



inmr 10,000 losses with a 
10-2 loss to the St. Louis 
Cardinals on July 15th. The 
Baltimore Orioles added a 
milestone loss of their own 
by becoming the first team 
in over one hundred years to 
allow 30 runs. Even more 
dubiously, Texas pitcher 



currently held by Jack 
Nicklaus. Off the course, 
Woods made headlines by 
becoming a father for the 
first time on June 18th 
when his wife, Elin, gave 
birth to daughter Sam 
Alexis Woods. 

LeBron James took his 



West Littleton managed to first major step in overtak 
hold his team's 27 run lead ing MJ by leading the 



and pick up the save for the 
30-3 win. 

And of coiu^e, baseball 
crowned a new home run 



Cleveland Cavaliers to the 
NBA Finals. Despite being 
told we were watching histo- 
ry in the making, the Cavs 



king. On August 7, Barry would go on to lose to the 

Bonds homered off of "boring" San Antonio Spurs 

Washington's Mike Bacsik four games to none. Some 

to become the new all-time good news for Ibny Parker 

horarmn leader. Former though. Not only did he get 

champ Henry Aaron deliv- a championship ring, he 

er«d a gracious video-taped married Eva Lon^ria. 

address to ]^nds and the - «»,..„.-.«... 

See "SUMMER" on page 



Cross Country finishes in second place at California Invitational 



Denise Simens 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_dnsimens@clarion.edu 

LOCK HAVEN, Sept. 17 - 
The Women's cross country 
team opened their season 
September 8 at Roadman 
Park in California, PA. 
Clarion's 40 points took sec- 
ond place overall to Grove 
City College's 30 points. 
Clarion's top five run- 



ners finished in the top 15 
overall, led by a first place 
finish by senior Erin 
Richard. Richard, who was 
East Regional Runner of the 
Year last year, finished the 
race with a time of 18:35.70. 
She was closely followed 
by junior teammate Caithn 
Palko (sixth), junior Molly 
Smathers (lOth), senior 
Kate Ehrensberger (l3th), 
and sophomore Lisa Nickel 
(15th). 



Last weekend, the team 
traveled to Lock Haven to 
compete in the eight team 
invitational. The Lock 
Haven invitational was the 
Golden Eagles first time 
competing against teams 
from the PSAC conference. 
Clarion took sixth overall, 
and many runners had a lot 
of strong personal bests. 

The highest placing run- 
ner was Richard, who fin- 
ished in second place. She 



had a best time by 1^40, and 
currently has the fastest 
time in the region to date 
this year. 

Coach Resch feels that 
she is looking strong and 
has already gotten ahead of 
schedule on her goals and 
achievements for the year. 

The Golden Eagles next 
meet will take place in 
Latrobe, PA at the St. 
Vincent Invitational on 
September 22. 



Clarion then only has 
two meets left, until the 
Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference Championships. 

The PSAC's are October 
27, and NCAA Regionals are 
November 3. Typically, run- 
ners try to qualify for 
regionals at PSAC's, and at 
regionals try to qualify for 
nationals. 

This year, regionals are 
being held at Lock Haven, 
on the same course that the 



runners ran this past week- 
end. 

Coach Resch is hoping 
that will give his team an 
advantage for later in the 
fall. Resch felt that these 
first couple meets of the 
year have been a good pre- 
view of what lies ahead for 
the rest of the year, and that 
the team is still learning 
and growing in experience. 



September 20. 2007 



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Soccer tie s Edinboro 2-2, remain tied for second in PSAC West 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_tckovalovs®clarlon.edu 

CLARION. Sept. 17 - The 
Golden Eagle soccer team 
capped a busy week with a 
2-2 tie to Edinboro on 
Monday, keeping them at 
.500 for the year in confer- 
ence play. 

First half goals by 
Rachael Schmitz and 
Hillary Dieter gave Clarion 
a 2-0 lead, but Edinboro tied 
it in the second half 
Goalkeeper Jess Reed 
played all 110 minutes of 
the game, racking up six 
saves. The defensive unit, 
led by Rebecca Waterhouse, 
prevented Edinboro from 
breaking the tie. 

Earlier in the week, 
Clarion traveled to 
Mansfield and East 
Stroudsburg. After shutting 
out Mansfield 1-0, the 



Golden Eagles fell to East 
Stroudsburg 6-0. 

'The East Stroudsburg 
game was pure adrenaline 
until we ran out," said coach 
Nina Alonzo. "Coming off 
the Mansfield game only 
two days before and getting 
back on a bus for 4 hours did 
not help us again. East 
Stroudsburg is a contender 
and very strong. We needed 
more rest to compete with 
that team. Under the cir- 
cumstances, the girls fought 
and continued to play hard." 

At East Stroudburg, the 
Golden Eagles gave up 29 
shots while only producing 
three of their own. Team- 
mates Tara Takac and 
Kailyn Buckley each scored 
two goals for the Warriors. 
Golden Eagles backup goal- 
keeper, Jenna Kulik, came 
on in relief of starting goal- 
keeper Jess Reed, totaling 
twelve minutes. 

The Mansfield shutout 



was Reed's second shutout 
of the season. Despite los- 
ing a player from a red card 
near the end of the first half 
Clarion kept the pressure on 
Mansfield by posting ten 
shots in the second half 
Beth Ellen Dibeler notched 
the game-winner in the 31st 
minute on a corner kick. 

Despite being outscored 
8-26, Clarion is 2-2-1 in the 
PSAC-West. They are cur- 
rently tied for second place 
with Edinboro for second 
place in the division, five 
points behind leading 
Slippery Rock. 

Coach Alonzo added, 
"Although we are at .500, we 
are right at our goals for the 
season and working our way 
to exceed our expectations 
as the season continues." 

Clarion has an easier 
week than last, only playing 
one game. They stay home 
to take on Kutztown Friday. 




Beth Ellen Dibeler (number 25) is pictured above during a recent Golden Eagles soccer matcha- 
gainst Edinboro on September 17, Clarion tied Edinboro 2-2 and the two teams remain tied for 
second place in the PSAC-West division. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 



Tennis im proves record to 2-1 with win against Westminster 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser®clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 19 - The 
Golden Eagles tennis team 
defeated Westminster on 
September 17. The win 
improved Clarion's record to 
2-1 on the young season. 

In the win Corin 
Rombach, Lisa Baumga- 
rtner, Kassie Leuschel and 
Ashleigh Hinds all picked 
up victories in their singles 
matches. 

"The team is looking 
good. We are coming togeth- 
er as a team and work 
hard every day at practice to 
get better for the champi- 
ohsHtp seasOn^ ;m ''' 'thy' 
spring," said coach Loi*i 
Sabatose. 

The Golden Eagles also 
won two of the three doubles 
games in the match against 
Westminster. 

The team of Corin and 
Devin Rombach defeated 
Dana Larson and Christina 
Commisso 9-7. The team of 
Baumgartner and Leuschel 
defeated April Scudere and 
Hilary Newman 8-1. 

"I am really impressed 
with how hard Lisa 
Baumgartner and Kassie 
Leuschel have worked this 



past summer," said 
Sabatose. 

The Golden Eagles 
started their season on 
September 14 with a win 
against East Stroudsburg at 
Bloomsburg University. 

Clarion won the match 
5-4, with Corin Rombach, 
Baumgartner, Leuschel and 
Hinds all winning their sin- 



gles matches. 

The team of Corin and 
Devin Rombach won their 
doubles match 8-2. 

The Golden Eagles took 
on Bloomsburg in their sec- 
ond match of the season. 

Clarion lost the match 
6-3. Corin Rombach and 
Leuschel won their singles 
matches. The team of 



Brittany Bovalino and 
Greta Shepardson won their 
doubles match. 

"The team is doing very 
well. We lost some Kristen 
Jack, Megan and Amy 
Robertson, but we've also 
added a few new people," 
said Sabatose. "Devin 
Rombach transferred in and 
we have a lot of freshman 



battling it out." 

The Golden Eagles will 
travel back to Bloomsburg 
on Friday September 21 to 
take on LeMoyne College. 

Clarion will then be 



competing in a singles and 
doubles tournament for the 
NCAA East Region in 
Bloomsburg from 

September 22-24. 




The Golden Eagles tennis team is pictured in action during their match against Westminster on 
September 17. Clarion won the match 6-3. The next home match for the Golden Eagles will be on 
September 25 against Ashland. (The Clarion Call/Mam Huff) 



"SUMIWER" from 
page 6 

The dynamic duo of Greg 
Oden and Kevin Durant led 
to rampant speculation as to 

iwho would be taken first in 
_ the NBA draft. After exten- 
sive research and several 
interviews, the Portland 
TVail Blazer decided to put 
their future in Oden's rather 
large hands, while the 
Sonics had to "settle" for 
Durant. Looks like the 
Sonics are getting the first 
laugh on this one though 
after the news that Oden 
will be out for the 2007-2008 
season after undergoing 
micro-fracture surgery on 
his knee. 

Kobe Bryant was not 
traded, but Kevin Garnett 
was. The perennial All-Star 
was dealt to the Celtics for 
roughly the entire Boston 
roster and a plethora of 
draft picks. The Celtics 
would make even more 
waves by adding Ray Allen 
as well as attempting to 



coax Reggie Miller out of 
retirement. 

And oh yeah, some ref 
eree named Tim Donaghy 
threw David Stern and the 
entire NBA for a loop by 
admitting to having mafia 
ties. Mr. Donaghy 's role was 
to affect game outcomes in 
. order to make gambling 
spreads. T\ims out a lot of 
those NBA-ref conspiracy 
theorists may have been 
right after all. 

Last, but most certajnl^ 
not least, tetter Musoii, 
Roger Cossack, and Kelly 
Naqi received incredible 
amounts of air time on 
ESPN discussing the legal 
issues of Michael Vick. 
Because of his ties with a 
dog-fighting ring organized 
by him and his friends, Vick 
will be trading in his 
Falcons jersey for an orange 
jumpsuit some time in the 
near future. Talk about a 
fall from grace. 

That's your 2007 sports 
summer. Here's hoping that 
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Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieericksonOclarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 24 - The 
Council of Trustees 
announced a plan that will 
make Clarion University's 
budget balanced by the end 
of the 2008 fiscal year. The 
fiscal year begins on July 1 



and ends on June 30 of the 
following year. 

In the past, Clarion 
University has not been 
close to having a balanced 
budget, according to Paul 
Bylaska, the Vice President 
for Finance and 

Administration. 

Bylaska said, "I have 
been here for 20 years and 



the budget hasn't been bal- 
anced for at least that long." 

When it comes to a col- 
lege's budget there are 
many parts and compo- 
nents. 

There are four major 
funds, Educational and 
General Funds, Auxiliary 
Enterprise Funds, 

Restricted Funds and Plant 



Funds. 

Educational & General 
Funds are from unrestricted 
sources such as tuition, fees 
and state appropriation that 
have been provided for gen- 
eral purposes of instruction, 
research, public service, 
academic support, student 
services, institutional sup- 
port and the 
operation/maintenance of 
facilities. 

Auxiliary Enterprise 
Funds are provided by stu- 
dent fees for the operation 
and maintenance of auxil- 
iary facilities. Auxiliary 
facilities include housing, 
dining, Gemmel Student 
Complex and the recreation 
center. 

Restricted funds are 
from grants and contracts 
that are restricted for a spe- 
cific purpose by the grantor 
or awarding agency. An 
example of restricted funds 
is financial aid. 

Plant funds are those 



that will be used for the 
acquisition of capital assets, 
major facility and infra- 
structure renovations and 
debt retirement. 

Two other parts of the 
budget are deficit reduction 
and undesignated carry for- 
ward. Deficit reduction is 
the money that needs to be 
paid off by making cuts in 
different places and raising 
prices of various things such 
as tuitions and fees. Carry 
forward is the surplus or 
extra money that the uni- 
versity has each year. Both 
of these are determined at 
the end of the fiscal year. 
Last year, Clarion had an 
undesignated carry forward 
of $1.1 million and a deficit 
reduction of $1 million. 

By the end of the 2008 
fiscal year the university 
hopes to have the deficit 
paid off and have about the 
same or more carry forward 
than last year. If this gets 
accomplished, Clarion 



would have a balanced 
budget. 

Bylaska said, "Our bal- 
anced budget is due to tough 
decisions and a lot of hard 
work by many people at 
Clarion University." 

There are many ways 
that the University will 
attempt to balance their 
budget. 

First, the Board of 
Governors approved a 2.75 
percent tuition rate increase 
for all students, and they 
increased performance 
funding by 3.5 percent. 

The State Appropriation 
to PASSHE will give Clarion 
a .7 percent increase. Also 
the budget for interest 
income will increase by 
approximately 42 perfect 
based on the prior years 
actual revenue received. 



See "BALANCED" 
continued on page 2. 



CUP to Implement new emergency communication system 



Donald Baum 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_cJwbaum®clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Sept. 26- 
Clarion University is one of 
many campuses that has 
armed officers and will now 
be implementing a text mes- 
sage warning system. 

Following the April 16, 
2006 shooting incident at 
Virginia Tech University, 
concerns about student safe- 
ty have been raised and con- 
tinue to be a top issue on 
university campuses across 
the nation. 

Safety issues ranging 
from arming campus police 
to implementing text mes- 
sage warning systems are 
currently issues of debate. 

A number of schools con- 
tinue to argue over the 
necessity of allowing cam- 
pus police officers to carry 
weapons, although the 



debate is not new. 

In 1978, Penn State 
University became the first 
University in the 

Commonwealth to be 
authorized to allow campus 
police officers to carry 
firearms. 

Due to the approval of 
House Bill 509 by the 
Pennsylvania State Senate 
on October 24, 2005, 14 of 
Pennsylvania's State 

System of Higher Education 
Schools, including Clarion 
University and Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
(lUP), have campus police 
officers that are authorized 
to carry firearms. 

In addition, lUP has ini- 
tiated a new "Special 
Emergency Communication 
Program" that works to con- 
nect university staff, stu- 
dents and parents, as well 
as the larger community. 

The "Special Emergency 
Communication System" 



purchased by lUP, through 
Reverse 911, is designed to 
warn students in the event 
of an emergency, such as the 
Virginia Tech shooting, as 
quickly and effectively as 
possible. 

"We have an extensive 
disaster and emergency 
plan in place, and we contin- 
ue to work to update it and 
to test it so that it can be 
employed quickly if it is 
needed," said Michelle 
Fryling, lUP's Director of 
Media Relations. "Safety 
and security is priority one 
for all of us, and while we 
hope that we never have to 
use the Reverse 911 emer- 
gency notification system, 
we feel its an important ini- 
tiative in our continued and 
diligent efforts to keep our 
campus as safe as possible." 

See "SAFETY" 
continued on page 2. 




Frank Remm/ck, a Public Safety officer at Clarior) L/n/Vers/ty, is one of the officers that is 
authorized to carry firearms. (The Clarion Call/Sean Montgomery) 



Admissions Office deems f resiiman class largest in recent years 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 24 - 
Clarion University has 
enrolled one of the largest 
classes of incoming fresh- 
men to date. 

With a total of 1,438 
first time students, the 
Clarion University Office of 
Admissions believes that 
this is one of the largest 
incoming classes in Clarion 
University history. Clarion 
University Dean of 
Enrollment and 

Management William 

Bailey said he feels that the 
university efforts have been 
a crucial part of achieving 
such a high number of 
incoming freshmen. 

"All aspects of the uni- 
versity focus on recruiting 
students. It's really been a 
university effort to recruit 
students, more so than in 
previous years. A lot of 
thanks are due to the facul- 




Clarion University boasts a total of 1,438 freshman students for the fall 2007 semester, rounding 
out 6, 759 total students enrolled. (The Clarion Call/Jessica Lasher). 



ty and students," says 
Bailey. "We strive to provide 
personal attention and com- 
munication to both students 



and families. We work hard 
at it every year to do it bet- 
ter and more effectively 
than other universities." 



Many freshmen have 
responded well to this effort 
and feel that Clarion 
University offered them the 



programs they wanted, as 
well as presenting them in 
an effective manner. 

"I was looking for good 
schools for education," said 
Ryan Lacovey, a freshmen 
secondary education social 
studies major. "It came 
down to Clarion and 
Slippery Rock and I chose 
Clarion because [when I 
went to visit] it was present- 
ed better and better organ- 
ized. It seemed like a much 
better school for me." 

Similar to Lacovey, 
other students said they felt 
that Clarion University had 
a great deal to offer. 

"I really liked the cam- 
pus," said freshman second- 
ary education math and 
English major Rebecca 
Hoffman. "I really liked the 
honors and music pro- 
grams." 

Generally speaking, 
freshmen seemed to enjoy 
the benefits that a state 
school can provide, such as 
more affordable tuition. 



"I chose Clarion because 
it was relatively inexpensive 
and had the courses that I 
wanted," said Rebecca 
Szymborski, a freshman 
theatre major. "It was also 
close enough for me to visit 
my family, but also far away 
enough for me to retain my 
independence." 

For some incoming 
freshmen, though, distance 
was not an issue. 

Alex Reifsnyder, a fresh- 
men library science major, 
must make a four and a half 
hour drive to and from 
Clarion. As a resident of 
Reading, Pa., Reifsnyder 
feels that Clarion is worth 
the long road trip. 

"It had the best library 
science program that I knew 
of and the campus is very 
nice and peaceful," said 
Reifsnyder. 

See 

"ENROLLMENT" 
continued on page 2. 



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CUP budget to be balanced by end of 2008 fiscal year 



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Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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CLARION, Sept. 24 - The 
Council of Trustees 
announced a plan that will 
make Clarion University's 
budget balanced by the end 
of the 2008 fiscal year. The 
fiscal year begins on July 1 



and ends on June 30 of the 
following year. 

In the past, Clarion 
University has not been 
close to having a balanced 
budget, according to Paul 
Bylaska, the Vice President 
for Finance and 

Administration. 

Bylaska said, "I have 
been here for 20 vears and 



the budget hasn't been bal- 
anced for at least that long." 

When it comes to a col- 
lege's budget there are 
many parts and compo- 
nents. 

There are four major 
funds, Educational and 
General Funds, Auxiliary 
Enterprise Funds. 

Restricted Funds and Plant 



Funds. 

Educational & General 
Funds are from unrestricted 
sources such as tuition, fees 
and state appropriation that 
have been provided for gen- 
eral purposes of instruction, 
research, public service, 
academic support, student 
services, institutional sup- 
port and the 
operation/maintenance of 
facilities. 

Auxiliary Enterprise 
Funds are provided by stu- 
dent fees for the operation 
and maintenance of auxil- 
iary facilities. Auxiliary 
facilities include housing, 
dining, Gemmel Student 
Complex and the recreation 
center. 

Restricted funds are 
from grants and contracts 
that are restricted for a spe- 
cific purpose by the grantor 
or awarding agency An 
example of restricted funds 
is financial aid. 

Plant funds are those 



that will be used for the 
acquisition of capital assets, 
major facility and infra- 
structure renovations and 
debt retirement. 

Two other parts of the 
budget are deficit reduction 
and undesignated carry for- 
ward. Deficit reduction is 
the money that needs to be 
paid off by making cuts in 
different places and raising 
prices of various things such 
as tuitions and fees. Carry 
forward is the surplus or 
extra money that the uni- 
versity has each year. Both 
of these are determined at 
the end of the fiscal year. 
Last year. Clarion had an 
undesignated carry forward 
of $L1 million and a deficit 
reduction of $1 million. 

By the end of the 2008 
fiscal year the university 
hopes to have the deficit 
paid off and have about the 
same or more carry forward 
than last year. If this gets 
accomplished. Clarion 



would have a balanced 
budget. 

Bylaska said, "Our bal- 
anced budget is due to tough 
decisions and a lot of hard 
work by many people at 
Clarion University." 

There are many ways 
that the University will 
attempt to balance their 
budget. 

First, the Board of 
Governors approved a 2.75 
percent tuition rate increase 
for all students, and they 
increased performance 
funding by 3.5 percent. 

The State Appropriation 
to PASSHE will give Clarion 
a .7 percent increase. Also 
the budget for interest 
income will increase by 
approximately 42 perfect 
based on the prior years 
actual revenue received. 



See "BALANCED" 
continued on page 2. 



CUP to implement new emergency communication system 



Donald Baum 
Ciarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dwbaum@clanon.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 26- 
Clarion University is one of 
many campuses that has 
armed officers and will now 
be implementing a text mes- 
sage warning system. 

Following the April 16. 
2006 shooting incident at 
Virginia Tech University, 
concerns about student safe- 
ty have been raised and con- 
tinue to be a top issue on 
university campuses across 
the nation. 

Safety issues ranging 
from arming campus police 
to implementing text mes- 
sage warning systems are 
currently issues of debate. 

A number of schools con- 
tinue to argue over the 
necessity of allowing cam- 
pus police officers to carry 
weapons, although the 



debate is not new. 

In 1978, Penn State 
University became the first 
University in the 

Commonwealth to be 
authorized to allow campus 
police officers to carry 
firearms. 

Due to the approval of 
House Bill 509 by the 
Pennsylvania State Senate 
on October 24, 2005, 14 of 
Pennsylvania's State 

System of Higher Education 
Schools, including Clarion 
University and Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
(lUP). have campus police 
officers that are authorized 
to carry firearms. 

In addition. lUP has ini- 
tiated a new "Special 
Emergency Communication 
Program" that works to con- 
nect university staff, stu- 
dents and parents, as well 
as the larger community. 

The "Special Emergency 
Communication Svstem" 



purchased by lUP. through 
Reverse 911, is designed to 
warn students in the event 
of an emergency, such as the 
Virginia Tech shooting, as 
quickly and effectively as 
possible. 

"We have an extensive 
disaster and emergency 
plan in place, and we contin- 
ue to work to update it and 
to test it so that it can be 
employed quickly if it is 
needed," said Michelle 
Fryling, lUP's Director of 
Media Relations. "Safety 
and security is priority one 
for all of us, and while we 
hope that we never have to 
use the Reverse 911 emer- 
gency notification system, 
we feel its an important ini- 
tiative in our continued and 
diligent efforts to keep our 
campus as safe as possible." 

See "SAFETY" 
continued on page 2. 




Frank Remmick, a Public Safety officer at Ctarior) University, is one of the officers tl^iat is 
authorized to carry firearms. (The Clarion Call/Sean Montgomery) 



Admissions Office deems f resliman class iargest in recent years 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clanon.edu 

CLARION. Sept. 24 - 
Clarion University has 
enrolled one of the largest 
classes of incoming fresh- 
men to date. 

With a total of 1.438 
first time students, the 
Clarion University Office of 
Admissions believes that 
this is one of the largest 
incoming classes in Clarion 
University history. Clarion 
University Dean of 
Enrollment and 

Management William 

Bailey said he feels that the 
university efforts have been 
a crucial part of achieving 
such a high number of 
incoming freshmen. 

"All aspects of the uni- 
versity focus on recruiting 
students. It's really been a 
university effort to recruit 
students, more so than in 
previous years. A lot of 
thanks are due to the facul- 




Clanon University boasts a total of 1,438 freshman students for the fall 2007 semester, rounding 
out 6, 759 total students enrolled. (The Clarion Call/Jessica Lasher). 

ty and students," says and families. We work hard Many freshmen have 

Bailey. "We strive to provide at it every year to do it bet- responded well to this effort 

personal attention and com- ter and more effectively and feel that Clarion 

munication to both students than other universities." Universitv offered them the 



programs they wanted, as 
well as presenting them in 
an effective manner. 

"I was looking for good 
schools for education." said 
Ryan Lacovey. a freshmen 
secondary education social 
studies major. "It came 
down to Clarion and 
Slippery Rock and I chose 
Clarion because Iwhen I 
went to visit] it was present- 
ed better and better organ- 
ized. It seemed like a much 
better school for me." 

Similar to Lacovey, 
other students said they felt 
that Clarion University had 
a great deal to offer. 

"I really liked the cam- 
pus." said freshman second- 
ary education math and 
English major Rebecca 
Hoffman. "I really liked the 
honors and music pro- 
grams." 

Generally speaking, 
freshmen seemed to enjoy 
the benefits that a state 
school can provide, such as 
more affordable tuition. 



"I chose Clarion because 
it was relatively inexpensive 
and had the courses that I 
wanted." said Rebecca 
Szymborski, a freshman 
theatre major. "It was also 
close enough for me to visit 
my family, but also far away 
enough for me to retain my 
independence." 

For some incoming 
freshmen, though, distance 
was not an issue. 

Alex Reifsnyder. a fresh- 
men library science major, 
must make a four and a half 
hour drive to and from 
Clarion. As a resident of 
Reading. Pa.. Reifsnyder 
feels that Clarion is worth 
the long road trip. 

"It had the best library 
science program that I knew 
of and the campus is very 
nice and peaceful." said 
Reifsnyder. 

See 

"ENROLLMENT' 
continued on page 2. 



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Senate discusses policy after late request 



September 27. 2007 



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Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori®clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 24 - 
Student Senate met on 
Monday to discuss issues on 
campus and vote on the 
request made by the PoHtcal 
Economy Club. 

The Political Economy 
Club was making a request work with other students 
for $392 to send four of the There was a problem 

club's students to a confer- that needed to be consid- 
ence in Harrisburg. ered: the request was not 

The representatives for sent in until this past week . 
the Political Economy Club Student senate policy 



dents were all volunteers 
and had experience abroad. 
This event would allow the 
four students to see how 
programs at other schools 
function and would help 
improve the Clarion cam- 
pus's program. The three 
purposes for students to 
attend the conference would 
be to promote, learn what 
others are doing and net- 



be in two weeks time for 
consideration. However, as 
the representatives for the 
Political Economy Club 
explained, they were just 
informed that students 



vote was taken. 

The motion was passed 
11:9:1. The senate discuss 
ed the need to review the 
policy of the student senate 
and look into an emergency 



could attend the conference, policy for instances such as 

This put the Student Senate this, 

into a strong discussion. In other business, 

President Dustin Business Manager Lee 

McElhattan stressed, Krull said Family Day was a 

"Policy is policy and that's in large success and the second 

black and white, written." largest ever fmancially. 



McElhattan said. 

After the senators had a 
discussion about the policy 
and asked the representa- 
tive's for the Political 



The student athletic 
advisor committee stated 
that two representatives 
will be sent to a PSAC meet- 
ing Sunday 



explained that the four stu- requires that requests must Economy Club questions," a 

Request for tenure track applications announced 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lelichvar@clanon.edu 



CLARION, Sept. 24 - The 
Faculty Senate met on 
Monday in the Enid Dennis 
Room of Hart Chapel. 

The President's Report 
stated that the announce- 



New recruitment soft- Pfannestiel, said. "We have nate six faculty members 

ware has been finished, a sizable pool of applicants." with the final decision being 

According to assistant pro- In other business, new up to President 

fessor of modern languages program proposals are being Grunenwald 

and cultures, Dr. Elisabeth accepted by the CCPS. Sue Dr. Donato said the task 

Donato, this software will Traynor announced that the of CCR is to "Recruit mem- 
deadline for submissions are 



keep track of job searches 
for each department. It will 
also be used for the tenure 
track hiring process. 



ment that applications for Faculty members will be 
tenure track are being trained to use this software. 



requested. President 

Grunenwald will be working 
with the Dean of each 
department to make hiring 
decisions. 



due Oct. 1. The committee 
will review the submissions 
and vote by the end of the 
semester. 

The CCR is currently 



Final applications for calling for nominations in 

the Provost search were due the search for the Dean of 

on Sept. 21 and will be the College of Business 

reviewed, associate profes- Administration. The 

sor of history, Dr. Todd Faculty Senate will 



nomi- 



hers for all faculty senate 
committees and sub-com- 
mittees at the beginning of 
the year." 

Speaking on behalf of 
Venago campus, Dave Lott 
announced that there will 
be an advising week and 
Cultural Arts activities 
which are posted on the 
Venago Web site. 



"BALANCED" 
continued from front 
page. 

University employee 

salaries are supposed to 
increase by approximately 
4.7 percent due to the collec- 
tive bargaining agreement 
increases, but the increase 
will be lessened due to the 
reductions necessary to 
eliminate last year's deficit. 
Required employee contri- 
bution for employees 
enrolled in the State 
Employees Retirement 



System (SERS) has been 
increased by 1.55 percent. 
About 50 percent of 
Clarion's employees use this 
plan. 

Health insurance 

increases are changing too. 



plan increased 2.44 percent, 
and for those that use the 
PASSHE plans there was a 
decrease of 4.88 percent. 

Finally, the utility budg- 
et will get decreased by 
about 31.3 percent, and this 



For employees that use the is based on the expenditures 

PEBTF plan, there will be from last year. Also, 

an increase of 6.45 percent. Extended Programs is sup- 

For employees using the posed to increase its contri- 

PASSHE plan, there will bution to the General 

about a 2 percent increase. Operating Fund by approxi- 

Approximately 40 percent of mately $500,000 because 



the employees use the 
PEBTF plan. Also, annui- 
tant health insurance for 
retirees using the PEBTF 



there has been growth in 
distance learning and 
extended studies. 

Clarion University 



President Joseph 

Grunenwald said, "Because 
of the hard work and sacri- 
fice of all of our organiza- 
tional units, we have been 
able to accomplish a bal- 
anced budget at the begin- 
ning of the new academic 
year. This is critically 
important in assuring that 
academic and sujgjort units 
know in advance what 
resources they have for the 
year. Beyond this, we are 
now able to project future 
year budgets with much 
better confidence and accu- 
racy." 



"SAFETY" continued 
from front page. 

The system is voluntary and 
only requires students to 
register their cell phone 
number and non-university 



e-mail. Registering on the Pryiing. 

The issue of safety has 



lUP's Emergency Warning 
system is free to lUP stu- 
dents and their parents. 
The system includes text 
messaging to cell phones 
listed in the system, voice 
messaging and instant com- 
munication to digital signs 
on lUP campus. A verbal 
announcement to 39 blue 
light emergency telephones 
on campus is also part of 
lUP's new Emergency 
Communication System. 
"While no agency would 



ever want to say it's certain called "E2 Campus." 
in its ability to handle all Similar to the current 
disaster scenarios, we are system at lUP students and 
working diligently to be pre- staff will be able to sub- 
pared to keep our campus, scribe into the E2 Campus 
our students and employees system at no cost, 
as safe as possible to the 'The university is also 
best of our ability," said looking into modifying the 

campus phone system which 



been a first priority at 
Clarion University as well. 

"The safety of staff and 
students at the University, 
as well as visitors, is a para- 
mount concern for the uni- 
versity administration," 
said Tim Fogarty, interim 
administrator of the Public 
Safety Department. 

Clarion University is in 
the process of securing a 
text messaging alert system 



would allow for automatic 
voice mail messaging to 
individuals with campus 
based voice mail," said Tim 
Fogarty. 

Recent incidents on cam- 
pus within the borough, in 
which female students were 
approached by a stranger 
who attempted to grab them 
has helped to raise student 
concerns about safety. 



"Campus Police are 
present through out the 
campus via vehicle patrols, 
foot patrols and the bike 
patrol," said Fogarty. 

"Bike patrols being con- 
ducted by officers allow offi- 
cers to access areas of the 
campus that are generally 
only accessible by foot and 
provide the officers with the 
opportunity to respond to 
issues outside of the area in 
a more expedient manner," 
said Fogarty. "Students, 
staff and visitors need to 
keep in mind the advice that 
is provided regarding mov- 
ing about the campus dur- 
ing the evening and night." 



"ENROLLMENT" 
continued from front 
page. 

The biggest growth in the 
number of enrolled students 
is the graduate student 
level. Bailey attributes this 
to the amount of new pro- 
grams and offerings Clarion 
University has made avail- 
able to potential graduate 
students. Aside from offer- 
ing a wide variety of online 



in Pennsylvania have 
attained high numbers of 
incoming freshmen as well. 
Their results are as follows. 
Bloomsburg University: 
1,687; California University 
of Pennsylvania: 1,277; East 
Stroudsburg University: 
1,195; Kutztown University: 
1,^37; Lock Haven 
University: 1,160; 

Millersville University: 
1,331; Shippensburg 

University: 1,506 (first time 

courses. Clarion University ^""^ ^"" ^™® students only); 

also includes an MBA pro- ^''PP^^y Rock University: 




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gram and a library science 
program, all of which look 
very promising to future 
graduate students. 

Clarion, however, isn't 
the only state university to 
have achieved such high 
numbers of incoming stu- 
dents this year. 

Other state universities 



1,510 (first time and full 
time students only). 
Figures from Cheyney 
University, Edinboro 

University, Indiana 

University of Pennsylvania, 
Mansfield University, and 
West Chester University 
were unavailable at the 
time. 



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The Clarim Call provides a synopsis of aU cairn- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University PubUc Safety for the month of 
September 2007. All information can be Accmmd 
m the Public Safety Web page, httpV/www.dari- 
on.edu/admin/publicsafety/location.shtmL 



■ Sept. 19, at 7:45 p.m., a female reported that an 
unknown male approached her at 9th Avenue and 
Wood St. and attempted conversation and then grabbed 
her wrist. The report is still under investigation. 

■ Sept. 15, at 12:20 p.m., Kyle Knisley, 19, of 
Hermitage, Pa., was cited for underage consumption of 
alcohol after he was found to be in posession of alcohol 
at Reinhard Villages. 

■ Sept. 15, at 2:50 a.m., Benjamin Barczyk, 19, of 
Bethel Park, Pa., was cited for underage consumption 
and public drunkenness after public safety was called 
to Ballentine Hall and found Barczyk intoxicated in the 
first floor garbage room. 

■ Sept. 13, at 10 p.m., a victim reported harassment 
by a known individual after that suspect pushed and 
spat on the victim at Reinhard Villages. 

■ Sept. 12, at 11:50 p.m., Joseph Luke, 19, of Altoona, 
Pa. was found to be intoxicated while in Givan Hall and 
was cited with underage consumption. 

■ Sept. 11, at 11:20 p.m., Jeremey Brown, 19, of 
Harrisburg, Pa., was found to be in posession of two 
bottles of malt liquor in Ballentine Hall. Brown was 
cited for underage posession. 



after a report of an intoxicated male wais made. TW 
individual was also in possession of prohibited weapons 
and cited for underage consumption and prohibited 
weapons. Charges will be filed. 

■ Sept. 8, at i:i6 a.m., Michael Deangelo, 20, of New 
Castle, Pa., was cited for underage consumption while 
at the 5500 block of Reinhard Villages. 

■ Sept. 8, at 12:23 a.m., a juvenile at Reinhard 
Villages was cited for underage consumption and pos- 
ession. 

■ Sept. 8, at 1:13 a.m., Kevin Smith, 18, of St. Mary's, 
Pa. was cited for underage consumption at Reinhard 
Villages. 

■ Sept. 8, at 12:57 a.m., Kara McCall, 20, of 
Rimersburg, Pa. was cited for underage consumption at 
5521 in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Sept. 8, at 1:02 a.m., John Kaufman, 19, of 
Emlenton, Pa was cited for underage consumption at 
Reinhard Villages. 

■ Sept. 7, at 1:15 a.m., the University Police assisted 
the Clarion Borough Police with serving Erika Hetzler, 
18, of Emlenton, Pa with an arrest warrant at MS 
p.m. at the Peirce Science Building for illegal use of 
drug prescriptions by a student. 




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September 27. 2007 



The fate of the homerun ball 




graced the sport because he 
allegedly used steroids. I'm 
sure those are the same peo- 
ple who cast their vote to 
send the ball to the hall of 
fame with an asterisk. 

A bit hypocritical if you 
ask me. 

Do you realize by send- 



Eric Bowser 
Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser®clarlon.edu 



On September 15, fash- 
ion designer Mark Ecko 

bought Barry Bonds' 756*^ 
homerun ball in an online 
auction. Bonds, who now 
has 762 career homeruns, 
hit number 756 on Aug. 7, 
breaking Hank Aaron's all- 
time homerun record of 755 
Aaron's record stood for 33 
years. 

Ecko left the fate of the 
ball in the hands of the fans 
by putting the ball up for 
online vote. Fans had three 
choices: send the ball to the 
Baseball Hall of Fame in 
Cooperstown, Ny. with an 
asterisk on it, send the ball 
to Cooperstown without an 
asterisk, or blast the ball 
into space. 

Ecko announced that 
the ball would be sent to the 
hall of fame with an asterisk 
on it after being the most 
popular choice in the poll. 

Some people are critical 
of Bonds and say he has dis- 



We don't need to go and 

see a stupid asterisk on the 

ball to remember what hap- 
pens. Bonds has been the 

most controversial figure 

outside Michael Vick's hou.se 

all summer. We know what 

happened. If you hate Barry 

Bonds, you can look at the 

ing such a historic piece of ball, say that he did it with sling with players doctoring 

baseball history to the hall the "juice," and continue to the baseball, which hap- 

Hank Aaron 



of fame with that asterisk 
on it you are disgracing the 
game yourself? Every per- 
son who voted for that aster- 
isk to be put on the ball has 
disgraced the game of base- 
ball. If you hate Barry 
Bonds then blast the ball 
into space, get it out of 
sight. But if you are a base- 
ball fan and truly care about 
the integrity of the game, 
you should have let it go in 
clean. 

Instead, we take a 
record and a ball that many 
people feel is tainted and 
put a blemish on the ball. 
The homerun record is the 
most hallowed record in all 



view Hank Aaron as the 
homerun king. If you like 
Bonds or don't care one way 
or the other, you can view it 
for what it is, a piece of his- 
tory. 

In the NFL Brett Favre 
just tied Dan Marino's all- 
time record for touchdown 
passes just last Sunday and 
I'd be willing to bet the 
majority of America doesn't 
even know. Favre was 
admittedly addicted to 
painkillers early in his 
career, when he passes 
Marino are we going to put 
an asterisk on the football 
and ship it to the Pro 
Football Hall of Fame. I 



of sports. More people care think not, Canton probably 
about this record and know wouldn't disgrace them- 
who holds the record than selves and the game by put- 
any other record in sports. ting it on display. 

Maybe Bonds doesn't Like it or not cheating is 

deserve getting any prefer- a part of baseball, its woven 



pened in the World Series 
last year, take a bow Kenny 
Rogers. There have been 
corked bats, stolen signs, 
extra pine tar on bats and 
many more cheaters 
through the course of base- 
ball history. 

The pi-oblem is most of 
those have been brushed 
aside and said to be "part of 
the game." Except for Barry. 
It's always different with 
him. 

So here's to hoping that 
the hall of fame, contrary to 
what they've already said, 
won't take the ball and save 
the integrity of the game. 
I'm sure there are plenty of 
people out there who would 
love to go see Barry Bonds' 
record-breaking homerun 
ball. They may hate him. 
but that's a piece of history 
that hasn't been tainted by 



ential^ treatment. Maybe he into the fabric of the game. Bonds using steroids but by 



doesn't deserve his baseball 
to be put into the hall of 
fame. Regardless of what he 
deserves, the loyal fans of 
Major League Baseball and 
the history of the game of 
baseball deserve more than 
that. 



Always has been, always 
will be. 

Bonds, while evidence 
suggests he did take 
steroids, wasn't the only 
one. Many major leaguers 
have been caught taking 
steroids through drug test- 



some idiot, just as Bonds 
himself called Ecko, tainting 
the ball with an asterisk. 

The author is a senior mass 
media arts & journahsm 
major and Sports Editor of 
The Call. 



I A tasing grace... who Is next? 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

szhause§clarlon.edu 



Well those college hippie 
know it alls are at it again. 
This past week at the 
University of Florida, a stu- 
dent named Andrew Meyer 
was asking former presiden- 
tial candidate and 
Massachusetts Senator 
John Kerry about his failed 
presidential bid. The ques- 
tion, asked in front of a 
mostly student audience, 
involved the alleged disen- 
franchisement of black vot- 
ers in Florida, as well as 
voters who had votes count- 
ed backwards or thrown out 
in Ohio (as pointed out in 
Greg Palast's book "Armed 
Madhouse"). Meyer, while 
waving a copy of the book in 
the air, recommended it to 
Kerry. Kerry then said he 
owned and had read the 
book. Meyer then asked 
Kerry why he did not pursue 
the allegations brought 
forth in Armed Madhouse. 
Kerry's reaction was similar 
to that of a deer in the head- 
lights, much like his conces- 
sion speech a few years 
back. 

In Kerry's defense, the 
question was asked in a rel- 
atively conceited and sar- 
castic tone, which, if you've 
ever talked to one of those 
"2004 election was a fraud" 



societies like the Free 
Masons or the Cremation of 
Care ritual at Bohemian 
Grove, they have nothing to 
hide, they just prefer to 
keep to themselves. 

But apparently, no one 
in Florida got the word 
because that was enough 
out of Andrew Meyer for the 
time being, at least for the 
administration and campus 
security. His mic was cut, 
and all of a sudden, campus 
security played one of their 
greatest video hits, under 



the way of keggers and 
raves. You are only in col- 
lege for seven or eight years, 
so besides this column, halt 
all reading. It poisons the 
mind and if you read too 
much, and learn more than 
shapes and colors, you 
might start to figure out 
how bad the system actually 
is. Well then the only step 
left is questioning those in 
authority, and everyone who 
saw the tase video saw how 
well that turned out. So 
save yourself some brain 



heavy lyrical influence from cells to burn, stop reading 
Bruce Springsteen, entitled and watch more episodes of 



" Glory Tase". The one secu- 
rity guard had an amazing 
taser solo, but it was kind of 
hard to hear over the 
screams of Meyer. I wish 
that they had covered his 
face with duct tape first, or 
just gagged his mouth to 
make it easier to hear. But it 
was only a bootlegged copy 
anyways, maybe I'll get 



or 



Hogan 



The Bachelor 

Knows 

Best. 

College kids aren't the 
only ones who should be get- 
ting tased these days. There 
is a whole other demograph- 
ic being left out. As a matter 
of fact, I renounce my sup- 
port of tasing college kids 
for the time being. After 



lucky enough to see one of thinking about it, if I sup- 
their live shows someday, port the tasing of 
Nonetheless, Meyer got 



enough when someone 
brings into question the 
amount of beer, or number 
of shots that I drank the 
night before. I just cannot 
stand it when I work so hard 
to get belligerently drunk 
enough to end up praying to 
the porcelain god just to 
have someone say "You only 
had eleven shots in an hour, 
not sixteen." I have seen 
people fight to the death 
over such an allegation, let 
alone questioning military 
service. Perhaps if we had 
hooked Kerry up to some 
electricity we could have 
gotten a better result out of 
him than the same "woulda 
shoulda coulda" speech he 
has been giving for the last 
three years. 

But who else besides 
Kerry could we light up that 
really deserves it? Britney's 
out because she has done 
enough to herself as of late. 
O.J. seems like a pretty 



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ing. Something Bonds wa.s 
never caught doing. In tact, 
when Bonds was allegedly 
taking those steroids it was- 
n't even against MLB rules 
to take steroids because 
they didn't test for them. 

Along with steroids 
baseball is constantly tus- 



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good candidate, but he is 

tasing of college probably going to jail, so 

students, I won't have any we'll let him live out his last 

!!'?l.^i 5.u^° .''? ^^'' °"^ ^^!^ ^° "^^^ "^y ^ol"mn. free days in peace. Wait a 

g^ let's just forget about tas- minute, how about the peo- 

ing college students right pie who actually write sto- 

now and put it off until I ries about Britney and O.J.? 

graduate, then you're all on I like that idea quite a bit. 

your own. Back to the point, Why don't we just go across 

the country, gather up some 



and much to the satisfaction 
of the audience members 
(who were bored to tears 
with Kerry's speech any- 
ways) the electricity was... 
well... electrifying. 

It's always refreshing to 
see some yuppie knowit-all 
college scum get tased, 
reminds me of good ol' 
Communist Russia. Those 



were the davs. The only 

conspiracist types, then you thing missing in Florida is 

that It IS not too the snow that 



know 

uncommon. Meyer then 
went on a rant about Kerry's 
ties to George W. Bush and 
the Skull and Bones society 
at Yale. 

Everyone knows that 
the Skull and Bones is a 
peaceful organization for 
young men of modest means 
that promotes brotherhood 
and trust. It is just like any 
of those fun loving secret 



snow that Mother 
Russia once had, but thanks 
to Global Warming, we 
won't have to worry about 
that burden for too much 
longer. Thank God, winter is 
too depressing anyways. 
But we're living in a sink or 
swim world, so hopefully 
those polar bears learn to 
evolve quickk And hopeful- 
ly college kids stop doing so 
much reading, it's getting in 



who else should be tased? 

Well, at the top of the 
list is John Kerry, who 
should have been electrocut- 
ed on a daily basis back in 
2004. Does anyone actually 
remember watching Kerry 
speak after he reported for 
duty? It was like watching 
paint dry. 

Kerry definitely could 
have used a few volts to amp 
his personality a little bit, 
especially when he was lam- 
basted by the Swiftbush 
Veterans. He continued to 
say that he should not have 
to defend himself against 
such blatant slander against 
his military service. 
Personally, I get perturbed 



of the more temperamental 
campus security officers and 
sick them on all of the gos- 
sip columnists and 
paparazzi that write about 
all of that crap. In a world 
that has more than a third 
of its population living in 
poverty the last thing we 
need to read about is 
Britney Spears bombing on 
the VMAs, or Anna Nicole 
Smith's newborn signing a 
contract to pose nude for 
Hustler. I am not saying 
that these are national 
emergencies that we should 
overlook because I know 
that they are the only rea- 
son that I wake up in the 



morning. But I am saying 
that we could dedicate more 
than ten or fifteen minutes 
a day honoring soldiers 
serving overseas a little 
more, or campaigning on 
grassroots efforts to end the 
genocide in Darfur. 

Like George Carlin. 1 
feel like my ideas are a little 
bit ahead of my time, but 
this one just might work 
out. Just bare wath me as 
you read these last few sick 
sentences. Why don't we get 
a slew of voluntary celebri- 
ties, you know th(> really 
annoying liberal ones like 
Angelina .lolic, Sean Penn, 
or Tim Kohbins, (those 
bleeding hearts who actual- 
ly try to help people) and 
then vote .American Idol 
style on who we tase"? W'e 
can have try outs and a 
panel of judges (made up of 
conservatives because they 
like to -fc ]ii-(ip],. elecn-oeut- 
ed) and have tliem pick the 
top ten most tasable. Then 
every week, there is a high- 
er level of electricity that we 



set the taser to. Whoever 
has the best tase. as deemed 
by the American audience 
texting or calling their votes 
in, gets to stay on, and who- 
ever gets voted off has to 
move out of their mansion 
and take the place of one 
freedom fighter in their war 
torn country of choice. The 
winner gets (drum roll) not 
to be tased again! 

Then with all of the pro- 
ceeds from the show, we buy 
wheat, powdered milk, and 
other delicacies that we 
send to countries in need. 
Now we are well on our way 
to eliminating world hunger 
and Hollywood stars whose 
homes cost more than I, or 
you will make in eight life- 
times. So, can anyone think 
of some primetime conserva- 
tives to sit on the new num- 
ber one rated primetime 
reality show "Tasing with 
the Stars" panel? Why don't 
we start with Sean Hannity 
and go from there? 



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ON CALL 



September 27. 2007 September 27. 2007 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 



Homecoming,' fourt. rock 
band and (Miotoshop; not 
often do all of these things 
pertain to one person. 
except in Mike Neclv's case. 
Neely. a junior majoring 
in psychology with a minor 
in sociology, i.s involved with 
countless activities on cam- 
pus. Neely is a member of 
the auditorium tech crew. 
the student manager at the 
information desk. a 
CampusFest chairperson 
and is a member of the 
Clarion Young Democrats. 

Neely grew up in 
Smethport. Pa. and gradu- 
ated from Smethpoi't -Junior 
Senior High School in 2001. 
While in high school, Neely 
was a member of student 
council, marching band, the 
golf team and the stage 



crew. He also enjoyed wood- 
shop and metal shop. 

When not in .school, 
Neely was a member of the 
Smethport Volunteer Fire 
Department. Neely is a 
Penn.syivaiua certified 
Emergency Medical 

Technician and firefighter. 
In his (rvv time, Neely 
enjoyed playing street hock- 
ey and was a member of a 
rock band named Frazzle. 

"For our senior project, 
we wrote our own songs and 
put on a mini concert for our 
senior class," said Neely. 
"Now that was a fun senior 
project." 

He decided to attend 
Clarion University while 
visiting his girlfriend. 

"I met some of the facul- 
ty members, and they told 
me that I would fit in per- 
fectly around campus," said 
Neely 

He also enjoyed the 
small town feel of Clarion 



and that it is close to home. 
"With my mother being 
disabled. I liked how close I 
could be to her," he said. 

During his time at 
Clarion, Neely has been a 
part of various events on 
campus. He has done tech- 
nical work at many of the 
University Activities 

Board's shows. He was the 
technical director of the 
Vagina Monologues and has 
been a chairperson of 
CampusFest for the past 
three years. 

There are many activi- 
ties and hobbies that Neely 
enjoys in his free time. Some 
include golf, poker, random 
road trips, college football, 
Photoshop and hanging out 
with his roommates. 

"My favorite thing to do 
in the summer time is dirt 
track racing," said Neely. 
"It's amazing." 

Neely is also a fan of col- 
lege and professional foot- 






school, business or even a 



ball and hockey ever meet." 

Tm not a Steelers fan, In the future, Neely prison, 

but I am a huge Dolphins hopes to receive his MBA "I just hope to make 

fan said Neely "I actually with a concentration in enough money to ma^ei 

met Dan Manno, he ts the administration. He hopes to through life 'he said 

nicest guy that you could be an administrator at a 



|#HH ^^ . ^^ ^ •' "" •'^"" ^""*" '^^ an aaministrator at a 

The Cuban Guy" encourages students to persevere 




Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts@clarion.edu 



Andre "The Cuban Guy" Lara appeared Sept. 24 as part of the 
Martin Luther King, Jr Speaker Series. One of his motivators, Get 
Off Your Anatomy, encourages students to take action and 
achieve their goals. (The Clarion Call/Stefanie Jala) 



Andre "The Cuban Guy" 
Lara started off the Martin 
Luther King Jr. Speaker 
Series on Sept. 24 in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room. He gave a presenta- 
tion about staying motivat- 
ed at difficult times and how 
to move forward and achieve 
goals. 

At the age of 16, Lara 
escaped from Cuba to 
America with no money or 
the ability to speak English. 
By overcoming these obsta- 
cles, he was able to write 
several books, become CEO 
of A. Success Training and a 
nationally known speaker 



Speaker discourages hazing 



by the age of 24. 

Throughout the presen- 
tation, Lara used audience 
interaction to get the audi- 
ence motivated and excited. 
Using humor and having 
the audience complete a 
sentence gave an attentive 
and fun experience. Lara 
feels that people learn bet- 
ter when they interact and 
usually want to learn more 
from the experience. One of 
his motivators was the word 
GOYA, Get Off Your 
Anatomy to take action. 

"You don't have to be the 
person with the highest IQ, 
just have to GOYA," he said. 
He described that even 
though people want some- 
thing and would do any- 
thing to achieve it, only a 
small portion will actually 
take the action. This used a 



demonstration with a twen- 
ty dollar bill. Even though 
most of the audience raised 
their hands because they 
wanted the money only a 
few people took the action to 
grab it. 

When escaping from 
Cuba, there were harsh con- 
sequences. He recalled one 
experience, saying, "If you 
think moving forward is 
painful, try going back." 

"Things may not go as 
we planned," he said. 

He also explained that 
people hear negative words 
everyday and sometimes 
believe what they hear, but 
if they believe in the posi- 
tive things within ourselves, 
we can achieve and over- 
come difficult situations. 

After the presentation, 
Clarion students had the 



chance to receive free copies 
of Lara's book, "How to Stay 
Motivated during Difficult 
Times," which includes 
inspirational stories, tips on 
how to overcome obstacles 
and quotes from other moti- 
vational speakers. 

The Speaker Series is 
sponsored by The Martin 
Luther King Celebration 
Committee and Minority 
Student Services. Rogers J. 
Laugand III, committee co- 
chair, feels that there should 
not be one day to celebrate 
MLK achievements, but to 
do so through out the year. 
After the presentation, 
Laugand said, "(It was] awe- 
some, very inspirational. 
Everyone should have 
walked away with some- 
thing." 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts@clarion.edu 



Travis Apgar, the Robert 
G. Engel Associate Dean of 
Students at Cornell 
University, was the guest 
speaker in recognition of 
National Hazing Prevention 
Week. The event was held 
Sept. 25 in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpo.se Room and 
was ho.sted by the 
Interfraternity and 

Panhellenic Councils of 
Clarion University 

Apgar had expei'ienced 
hazing as a football player 
and pledging for his frater- 
nity Apgar is still a member 
of Tau Kappa P^psiJon. but 
has learned from this nega- 
tive experience. 

He discussed how the 
Greek life i.s portrayed in a 
funny way to the pul)lic. 
though films like -'Old 
School," which .set the nega- 
tive impression that hazing 
is part of the norm in frater- 
nities and sororities. 

Apgar defined hazing as 
participation in a group that 
humihates. degrades, abus- 
es or endangers them phvsj- 
cally or mentally regardless 
of the willingness to partici- 
pate. 

Hazing occurs because 
the notion of bonding, tradi- 
tion and rights of |),issa,ue. 
according to Apgar. People 
entering college want to fit 
in and have fun in their col- 
lege years. Joining ;i fi'ater- 
nity or sorority can he a 
source making friends nnd 
fitting in. Also, members are 
generally accepted and 



admired by the university 
making it more desirable. 
Apgar spoke about how haz- 
ing also occurs in high 
school athletics, the military 
and some .student organiza- 
tions. 

During high school, stu- 
dents think hazing is posi- 
tive and will make them a 
stronger person, even if it 
means enduring pain and 
humiliation to get there. 
Apgar then showed photos 
of men having bruises in 
result of paddling. 

Alcohol is often a large 
part of hazing. Members 
have to drink large quanti- 
ties to impress and prove 
themselves to the others. 
Apgar said that is some- 
times used to loosen people 
up and impair their judg- 
ment. This often results in 
negative situations and 
even death. 

"Hazing does hurt peo- 
ple." Apgar said. 

He mentioned that he 
joined a fraternity for the 
social scene and thought it 
was a good idea, but then 
pledging takes over his life. 
As 11 rt'sujt. he failed most of 
his classes and decided to 
drop-out before the universi- 
ty suspended him. 

For a few semesters he 
went to a community col- 
lege, then his love of football 
influenced him to transfer to 
.1 foui-year university. After 
he refused hazing events 
Irom his teammates, they 
begin to treat him negative- 
b- It made him realize he 
didn't want to be part of the 
team and quit. 

"We hear people sav ail 
the time it was their choice. 



they wanted to do it," Apgar 
said. 

He also said that hazing 
challenges people both phys- 
ically and mentally As a 
result of hazing, it can be 
hard to tell if a person has 
depression or went through 
a violent experience. 

"We don't know if they 
have been a victim of child 
abuse; we don't know if they 
are a victim of alcohol 
abuse," Apgar said. 

His calls this "hidden 
stress" because members 
don't know about a person's 
mental stress and often 
push a person to their men- 
tal limits. Apgar's close 
friend was harmed mentally 
by hazing and suffered from 
depression because of it. 

To prevent hazing, peo- 
ple need to understand what 
an organization stands for. 
He di.scussed values, cul- 
ture, scholarship and honor. 
He believes that doing team 
builder exercises will pre- 
vent organizations from 
doing hazing. Instead of try- 
ing to drink a gallon of alco- 
hol, members should consid- 
er trying to give community 
service hours. Challenging 
people and setting stan- 
dards will help make it a 
positive environment. 

"People will take it seri- 
ously if we take it serious- 
ly," he said. 

To prevent fraternities 
and sororities from hazing. 
Apgar said there needs to be 
a strict policy and the col- 
lege needs to work with stu- 
dents to develop alterna- 
tives, like team builders. 
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Families Join students for 
an array of Ciarion activities 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbanclzuh@clarion.edu 



On Sept. 22, Clarion 
University held its annual 
Family Day a tradition that 
originated in 1979. 

Family Day began with 
brunch, featuring music by 
the Clarion University 
Marching Band, and a wel- 
coming address by Clarion's 
President, Dr. Joseph 
Grunenwald. 

Following the brunch, 
the Parent Council held 
their meeting in Chandler 
Dining Hall. 

"Family Day is a good 
opportunity for parents to 
feel reassured with their 
decision to send their chil- 
dren to Clarion," said Sam 
Noblit, a senior mass media 
arts, journalism and com- 
munication studies and 
business major. 

Recognized Student 
Organizations sponsored 
tables that were set up out- 
side of the Gemmell Student 
Complex for family activi- 
ties. There were also inflata- 
hies and music from WCUC 
91.7 FM. Ix)cated inside the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room was comedy/magician 
Tim Piccirillo, a Clarion 
University alumnus. 

Zach Carroll, junior ele- 
mentary education major, 
said, "Family Day is a great 
way for the families to inter- 
act with each other. The 
inflatables even make the 
adults feel like kids again. It 



is a great experience." 

The evening activities 
switched from on campus to 
Memorial Stadium later in 
the day Prior to the football 
game, there was a lot going 
on. The band was preparing 
for their halftime show, the 
players were on the field 
going through their whole 
warm up routine, WCUB- 
TV was preparing for their 
broadcast and families were 
partaking in a picnic-style 
meal. 

"Family Day is a great 
opportunity for family mem- 
bers of all ages to enjoy 
Clarion University and see 
the campus again." said 



Jess Kline, a junior elemen- 
tary education major. 

Honored during half- 
time was the 1977 champi- 
onship football team for 
their 30th anniversary. 
Wrapping up this year's fes- 
tivities was a screening of 
the movie "Shrek the Third" 
in the Gemmell Multi- 
Purpose Room. 

"Family Day is a blast! 
It is nice to see all of the 
families come out to spend a 
day with their children! Fly 
Eagles Fly!" said Ariel 
Weaver, a senior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major. 




West Jones and Angela Knotts stand with West and Elijah in front 
of one of the inflatables at Family Day It allowed people to fight 
with large boxing gloves. (The Clarion Call/Jessica Lasher) 



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Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

8_alstockhoiaclarion.edu 



How long do you think it 
would take to create a beau- 
tiful painting? Well for 
Adam "Atom" Geld, you only 
need 5 minutes, a can of 
spray paint and a knife. 

That's right Atom has 
been creating science fiction 
pieces for years with just 
those three things, and he's 
coming to campus to prove 
it. 

On October 11 from 6-10 
p.m. in the Gemmell Multi- 
Purpose Room, the 
University Activities Board 
will welcome Atom as he 
shows us how he creates his 
masterpieces. Atom will be 
creating roughly 40 pieces 
right in front of the students 
and will even be giving some 
of these fascinating paint- 
ings to the audience. 

Years ago Atom began 
creating paintings only 
using spray paint in Mexico, 
from there he took off to 
begin traveling the world 



and creating his paintings. 
Atom has been putting his 
show on all across the 
United States and other 
countries, leaving crowds 
stunned. Known as "the 
world's fastest painter," 
Atom can construct a paint- 
ing in just three minutes. 
Don't believe it? Then make 
sure to attend the free show 
and be ready to be shocked. 
On Oct. 1 at 6:30 p.m., 
the 13th annual Clarion 
University and Community 
Cultural Nights begin. The 
event is scheduled to take 
place from Oct. 1 to Oct. 5, 
President Jospeh 

Gruenwald will open the 
event with a welcome 
speech. 

Numerous different per- 
formances are scheduled for 
each night including Jill 
West and Blues Attack, 
Spirit on the Hill, 
Resonance Percussion, 
Eugene and the 

Nightcrawlers and Johnny 
Oaks, the One Man, Big 
Band Sound. 

The Autumn Leaf 
Festival (A.L.F) Pep Rally 




is scheduled to be held Oct. 
4 at 7 p.m. in the Tippin 
Gymnasium. 

At the pep rally the 
band will perform, all fall 
sports teams will be intro- 
duced and the crowning of 
the Homecoming King and 
Queen will take place. 

Shortly thereafter, on 
Oct. 6 is the A.L.F parade. 
The parade takes place on 
Main Street and begins at 
12 p.m. Many different 
organizations on campus 
have created floats in order 
to participate in the parade 



On Tuesday Oct. 9, Pro- 
Life feminist speaker 
Dierdre McQuade will be 
speaking at 7:30 p.m. in 
Hart Chapel. 

The program is entitled 
"Roe Reality Check: Taking 
a Second Look at Abortion." 
A question and answer ses- 
sion will follow the presen- 
tation. 

McQuade has a masters 
degree from the University 
of Notre Dame in philoso- 
phy and theology and is the 
director of planning and 
information for the Pro-Life 



Senior art exhibit on 
dispiay in IHarwidc-Boyd 



Secretariat of the United 
States Conference of 
Catholic Bishops (USCCB). 
What else is in store for 
Clarion during the month of 
October? The UAB monthly 
craft series for October has 
been deemed "pumpkin 
painting." They will be pro- 
viding free pumpkins and 
paints to students on 
October 22 from 8-10 p.m. in 
the Gemmell MPR for stu- 
dents to create and decorate 
their own pumpkins. Also, a 
free Haunted House will be 
open to students Saturday 
Oct. 27 from 6-11 p.m. in the 
Gemmell MPR. 

The Army ROTC will be 
sponsoring their first annu- 
al Gladiator Obstacle 
Course on Oct. 4 at the Still 
Rugby Field. 

Teams of two can com- 
pete in events such as a 30- 
foot rock wall climb, a relay 
race, long and short range 
football toss, water jug 
relay mental agility excer- 
cise and paintball. 

Wrapping up the month 
of October will be a perform- 
ance by the group Recycled 



Percussion. This show is 
similar to the famous 
"Stomp" display. It is a 
musical performance done 
with garbage cans and other 
everyday articles from the 
street. This, 4-piece group 
uses industrial drumming, 
metal grinding guitar and a 
hip/hop DJ to create their 
unique sound. 

Their newest 18 month- 
long tour named "Man vs. 
Machine" began in Mid- 
August, and will make their 
way to Clarion University 
Oct. 29. The show visited 
Clarion University last year 
and due to popular demand 
will be revisiting this year. 
Recycled Percussion will be 
performing in the MPR at 
7:30 p.m.. so be sure to 
check it out and see how 
music is made, the not so 
ordinary way. 

There seems to be some- 
thing for everyone in 
October, so be sure to get 
out and enjoy the variety of 
fall festivities that are 
offered. For more informa- 
tion on these events, check 
out the university calendar. 



Welcome to California, Doctor 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

The streets of 
Pittsburgh, Clarion and 
DuBois can be seen adorn- 
ing the walls in room 108 of 
Marwick-Boyd for senior 
Seth McClaine's art exhibit. 
The exhibit, called "Out 
in the Open: An Exhibition 
of Streetscape Paintings," is 
a collections of paintings 
displaying different scenes 
of empty streets in the three 
locations in Pa. From a 
snowy portion of the Clarion 
University campus to 
Pittsburgh's Fifth Avenue to 
a dark pathway under bush- 
es, the paintings show a 
serene combination of 
nature and man-made 
objects. 

"I chose to do landscapes 
because I just really enjoy 
them," said McClaine of his 
work. 

A reoccurring theme 
throughout the exhibit is 
the lack of people. McClaine 
left human Hfe out of the 
paintings because he felt 
that people could distract 
from the aspects of nature 
he was portraying. 

The locations he chose 
were based on what was 
familiar in his life. He is a 
Clarion native and he hopes 




Senior Seth McClaine's art exhibit is on display in room 108 of 
Marwick-Boyd. (The Clarion Call/Adam Huff) 



to live in Pittsburgh some- 
day 

McClaine based each of 
his paintings on photo- 
graphs he had taken. He 
also hopes to take more 
night photographs of 
Pittsburgh in the future. 



summer. 

McClaine was aided in 
this project, which is 
required for all level five art 
students, by professors Jim 
Rose and Melisa Kuntz. 

"I hope viewers experi- 
ence a peaceful, calming 



Robert Lloyd 
Los Angeles Times 

But new beginnings can 
be difficult; there are prob- 
lems here, though they are 
not irremediable. By and 
large the show improves on 
its pilot, which was sneaked 
last season into an episode 
of "Grey's Anatomy" as 
Addison visited old friend 
and fertility specialist 
Naomi (played then by 
Merrin Dungey, now by 
Audra McDonald) in hopes 
of getting pregnant. 

Actors can flow from 
role to role usually without 
troubling our sense of who 
they are, but characters are 
less flexible, more fragile. 
The audience knows them 
intimately; it can smell 
inconsistency (And will blog 
about it too.) One reason 
why "Grey's Anatomy" itself 
can be so exasperating is 
that the doctors of Seattle 
Grace are continually forced 
into unlikely new relation- 
ships to keep things novel ; 
the actors must spin and re- 
spin their characters to 
accommodate the latest 
interpersonal plot twist. It's 
crucial that we can see the 



Addison we already know in 
the Addison we meet anew. 
"Private Practice" 

begins at the disadvantage 
of any spin off - that we 
have something possibly 
better to compare it with - 
and with the particular dis- 
advantage of having already 
enshrined its early missteps 
within the "Grey's" canon. 
Last season's stealth pilot 
was both half-formed and 
too insistent, overly thick 
with exposition and 
pheromones; it threw 
Addison into a precipitous 
clinch with Pete the alterna- 
tive medicine practitioner 
(Tim Daly) even as Walsh's 
natural, comic chemistry is 
with Taye Diggs, as 
internist-author Sam. 

And its representation 
of Southern California 
seemed crafted by people 
who had never actually been 
here, a tourist version of 
local medicine and mores. In 
contrast to "Grey's 
Anatomy," which makes 
exhaustion glamorous, 
"Private Practice" is all soft 
focus, almost too insistent 
on its prettiness. 

Of course, they are dif- 
ferent animals: Where 
"Grey's Anatomy" is a 



drama with lashings of com- 
edy "Private Practice" is a 
comedy with dramatic inter- 
ludes. Indeed, it would take 
only the slightest bit of sur- 
gery to turn it into a work- 
place sitcom . You'd have to 
downplay the medical 
crises, but the characters 
could remain as described - 
the pediatrician (Paul 
Adelstein) fond of kinky sex 
with strangers, the psychol- 
ogist (Amy Brenneman) who 
stalks her ex-boyfriend, the 
surfer dude receptionist 
(Chris Lowell) who wants to 
be a midwife. And you could 
keep the dialogue mostly 
intact, as well. 

As actually produced, 
the tonal shift is more sub- 
tle than that. But it still 
requires Walsh to use her 
voice and face and body in a 
different way than she did 
on "Grey's Anatomy" and at 
times it feels slightly off - 
hke when your girlfriend 
comes home drunk or your 
husband starts singing to 
you for the first time in 20 
years of marriage. At first 
you may feel that you're 
looking at a stranger, but it 
doesn't mean you can't get 
used to it - or even come to 
prefer the stranger. 



Each of the paintings feeling when they look at 

took about a week to com- them," said McClaine. 
plete. Some of the paintings The exhibit is free and 

were done last fall, however, open to the public, 
most were completed this 

CUP professor to perform 
soio rec ital on Friday 



Site's a 21st century cyborg 



Rachella Vollant-Barle 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ravollantb@clarion.edu 

Amy Kaylor 
Business Manager 

s_amkaylor@clarion.edu 

On Sept. 28, Dr. Paula 
Amrod will be hosting a solo 
recital in Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. The recital will 



Doctor of Music degree in because it is a Solo recital. 
Piano Pedagogy and Amrod will feature solo 



Literature from Indiana 
University (Bloomington, 
IN). She has played fre- 
quently as a soloist and 
chamber performer on 
Clarion Campus and else- 



piano works by Handel, 
Beethoven, Brahms, 

Rachmaninoff and Villa 
Lobos. Amrod wishes that 
the "audience enjoys (the) 
program and hopes music 



Society. 

Amrod has been teach- 
ing at Clarion since 1981 



begin at 8 p.m. and is free to and is a professor of Piano 

the public. and Piano class. She said 

Amrod got her Bachelor she enjoys "exposing stu- 

and Master of Music dents to music that they are 

degrees in Piano unfamiliar with." 

Performance from the This recital differs from 

University of Memphis: a other departmental concerts 



where, including a recital in students are inspired to per 
Pittsburgh for the Steinway form." 

This is the only recital of 
the year that Amrod will 
perform in, however the 
music department will 
showcase senior recitals, 
and both instrumental and 
vocal performances 

throughout the year. 



Mary McNamara 
Los Angeles Times 

I miss Oscar. There, I've 
said it. With his funky avia- 
tor specs and his now politi- 
cally incorrect use of the 
word "babe," there is no way 
Oscar Goldman could have 
made the 30-year leap from 
"The Bionic Woman" to 
NBC's great new noir 
remake "Bionic Woman." (So 
sleek and hip it doesn't need 
a "the.") As played by 
Richard Anderson, Oscar 
lent a paternal heart to that 
'70s show - Lindsay 
Wagner's Jaime Sommers 
may have been able to lift 
automobiles with one hand, 
but she always had someone 
looking out for her. Babe. 

Michelle Ryan's updated 
Jaime has no such luck. In 
fact, she has no luck at all. A 
vaguely dissatisfied bar- 
tender caring for a sulky 



teen sister, she gets knocked 
up by her hot shot professor 
boyfriend. Will, just as he is 
about to leave for a new gig 
in Paris. And that's the good 
news. The bad news comes 
quickly in the shape of a 
horrific traffic accident that 
leaves Jaime short a few 
limbs. 

Fortunately Will (Chris 
Bowers) turns out to be part 
of a special ops prosthetic 
program. In other words, he 
has the technology; he can 
rebuild her - secretly, 
underground, with the help 
of some unnamed agency for 
no doubt nefarious military 
purpose in a procedure with 
previously mixed results. 
We know the results were 
mixed because the show 
opens with a trail of maimed 
corpses leading to a very 
attractive blond who is 
apparently responsible for 
them. "I'm not in control," 
she says before flying, teeth 



bared, at her trackers. 

So don't expect Max, the 
bionic dog, to show up any 
time soon. 

Dark in mood and tone - 
on a flat screen, the show is 
barely visible in direct sun- 
light - "Bionic Woman, " 
premiering Wednesday 
night, owes much to the pop- 
ularity of the graphic novel, 
the noir sci-fi sensibilities of 
Phdip K. Dick and perhaps 
Angelina Jolie. None of 
which is a bad thing. This is 
the post-feminist, post-Sept. 
11 bionic woman -- not only 
doesn't she need any help, 
she wouldn't trust it if it 
were offered. But that won't 
keep her from getting the 
job done. 

In other words, it's not 
your mother's "Bionic 
Woman." It's much, much 
better. 

See "CYBORG" on 
page 6. 



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''Star Wars" makes its way 
into two cartoon favorites 



September 27, 2007 



Local artists featured on new album 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

5jmpettine®clarion.edu 




"Robot Chicken 'Star 
Wars' Special" 
Creator: Seth Green 
Rating: 5/5 

♦ ♦#»♦♦ 

"Family Guy 'Star Wars' 
Special" 

Creator: Seth McFarlane 
Rating: 4.5/5 

♦ ♦♦♦* 



A long time ago, in the 
1970s, the name George 
Lucas graced theatre 
screens internationally. It 
would soon become a house- 
hold name, but at that time 
it was nothing. The movie it 
was pasted on was what 
mattered. That movie was 
"Star Wars," technically 
"Star Wars Episode IV A 
New Hope." However, at 
that time no one had any 
idea there were going to be 
two awesome sequels and 
then a trilogy of prequels 
that would let us all down so 
they just called it "Star 
Wars." 



"Star Wars" changed the 
way films were made. Not 
only did it give us Harrison 
Ford, but it also paved the 
■ way for the future of movies 
with what was, at that time, 
the most state-of-the-art 
effects. Without "Star 
Wars," there wouldn't be 
"Terminator 2," "Jurassic 
Park" or The Matrix." all 
milestone movies with the 
special effects today's socie- 
ty takes for granted. 

Without "Star Wars," we 
would have none of these. 
And there is one other thing 
we wouldn't have: "Star 
Wars" parodies. 

These parodies include 
everything from Tauntaun 
musical videos to the falsely 
biographical "George Lucas 
in Love," from "Star Wars 
Rap" to the "Darth Vader 
Psychic Hotline." Not to 
mention, the release of Seth 
Green's "Robot Chicken 
'Star Wars' Special" and 
Seth McFarlane's "Family 
Guy 'Star Wars' Special." 

Both of these satiric 
giants took on the "Star 
Wars" parody mere months 
apart. Since both of the 
Seth's work regularly 
appears on each other's 
shows, it makes you wonder 
if they didn't work on them 
together, and both were very 
strong with the force. 

If you weren't lucky 
enough to catch either spe- 
cial when they premiered on 
Cartoon Network or Fox, 
then I suggest either start 
scouring YouTube or begin 
watching cartoon Network's 
Adult Swim nightly and 
hope you get lucky because 
these parodies are just as 
worth it as the movie 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone®clarion,edu 




"Spaceballs." 

First off we have the 
"Robot Chicken 'Star Wars' 
Special," which ran the 
gambit from "Star Wars" on 
ice to Boba Fett making out 
with Hans Solo frozen in 
carbonite, to Admiral 
Ackbar fish head cereal. 
And that's not even the tip 
of the Hothian iceberg, they 
do it all with action figure 
stop motion. I happily give 
their effort and comedic bril- 
liance five out of five leaves. 
Last Sunday, the sixth 
season of "Family Guy" pre- 
miered with their own "Star 
Wars" special. Instead of a 
slew of unrelated Monty 
Python-esque skits, they so 
far as to give us a full 
fledged lampoon of "A New 
Hope," fitting in Peter as 
Hans Solo, Stewie as Darth 
Vader, and it doesn't stop 
there. But what kind of a 
cartoon fan would I be if I 
ruined it? All I can say is the 
animated shot for shot 
''pproduction of original 
"Star Wars" scenes coupled 
with "Family Guy" genius 
makes it fantastic. While 
not as laugh out loud funny 
as the "Robot Chicken spe- 
cial, I still give it a 4.5 out of 
0. (Only because "Robot 
Chicken" made me laugh a 
little more.) 



"Spotlight" 
Drastically Classic 
Productions 
Rating: 3/5 

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Drastically Classic 
Productions (DCP) has 
recently released its debut 
album, "Spotlight". The 
album is a collection of local 
Hip-Hop and R&B artists 
showcasing their talents. 
The majority of the perform- 
ers hail from Erie, Pa. and 
have a substantial amount 
of experience in the music 
business. 

The album features 
seven artists who are on the 
brink of making it big in the 
music industry. Rappers 
such as Novacane, Re, D. 
Joka and Missin' Link pro- 



vide most of the fast paced 
club beats like "Walk it like 
n Dog" and "Drop it," whcri'- 
as the slow jams such as 
"Point A" and "Should You" 
arc taken care of In the 
beautiful Tiah Blanks and 
Toy. 

The lyrics to all uf the 
songs are well written but 
would maybe have to ht- 
altered a hit to be radio eli- 
gible, hence the parental 
advisory sticker on the 
album cover. The artists 
sing with passion and it's 
obvious that they mean 
what they are singing. The 
executive producer of DCP, 
James Thigpen (J-Tiz), sup- 
plies all the sounds, beats 
and vocals in two songs. 

J-Tiz has been involved 
with music since a very 
young age. With idols such 
as Michael Jackson, J-Tiz 
was also inspired to dance 
as well as sing. After seeing 
his dancing skills outweigh 
his singing skills, he decided 
to focus solely on dancing. 
He was offered a four year 
scholarship after high 
school to dance in college 
but declined because his 
passion was producing 
music. After his life chang- 
ing decision, J-Tiz realized 
that producing music was 
the only thing he wanted to 
do in life. 
Thigpen started DCP in 




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November of 2U()2 m hope of 
promoting local talents and 
of course to endor.Kf his own 
productions. UCP started off 
\>'iy small but eventually 
grew into a ver\ well man- 
aged compiiny and has 
remarkable musical talent 
to go along with it. With 
such commitment and pas- 
sion, DCP is destined to 
have an impact in the music 
industry. 

"Spotlight" has good 
sound with the right 
amount of varietx- to be con- 
sidered a quality album. I 
recommend this album to 
anyone who has a real 
appreciation for the Hip- 
Hop and R&B genre. The 
album is full of raw talent 
and rising stars and would 
be a great addition to any 
music buffs collection. If the 
talents of DCP continue to 
progress, 1 would expect big- 
ger and better things in the 
future from them. 



"CYBORG" continued 
from page 5. 



Lead singer of Thrice 
malces solo album 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 




"Please Come Home" 
Dustin Kensrue 
Rating: 5/5 



First and foremost, to 
understand my obsession 
with Dustin Kensrue, one 
must first understand how 
he found his way into mv 
life. 

A few months ago, well 
actually it was approxi- 
mately Februarj-, I was rid- 
ing to Seven Springs with 
my best friend, Mindi, and 
we were doing our usual car 
■' ritual: dancing and singing 
to random songs. The partic- 
ular song that happened to 
be on was "Artist in the 
Ambulance" by Thrice. 

At this point, Mindi 
turns to me and says that 
the leader singer of Thrice, 
Kensrue, released a solo 
album and that it was 
amazing. She then proceed- 
ed to put it on so that I could 
hear it. 

The first song she 
played was entitled "Pistol." 
I was at first thinking that 
it was about a gun, and then 
I realized that it was in fact 
written about me. 



Now, I know what you 
are thinking, how can a 
famous performer write a 
song about a girl from Pa.? 
Well, technically he didn't, 
but this song may as well be 
the theme song of my life. 

The song is about how a 
guy feels about the girl in 
his life and how much she 
influences what he does. 
The word pistol is in fact 
explaining the girlfriend. 

"You're the girl of my 
dreams/ And a pistol it 
seems, but you shoot me 
straight and true." 

I watched a DVD of one 
of his performances and he 
talks about how he wrote 
the song for his wife, which 
was a real bummer for me. 

Towards the end of the 
song, he talks about how 
this girl is everything he 
needs in his life and actual- 
ly proposes to her 

Quite frankly, if "Pistol" 
was the only song that I 
ever heard on the album, I 
would still be absolutely in 
love with Kensrue. Well at 
least in love with him 
singing that song. 
Fortunately the rest of the 
album did not let me down. 
My other favorite song 
is "Before You Were 
Beautiful." I feel like this 
song has actual meaning to 
women everywhere. 

The song is about a 
woman who grew up "inno- 
cent and pure" and then 
changed because of the 
expectations of women in 
today's society. 

"The magazines and 
media supplied you with 
their plastic protocol/ And 
maybe music television real- 
ly is the devil after all/ But 
all I can say is I knew you 
before/ You were beautiful, 
back then/ Before you grew 




up, before you gave in." 

The song talks about 
how the woman desires love 
and affection, but instead of 
trying to find it she simply 
maintains physical relation- 
ships with all of the men 
that she meets. 

"And all you want is to 
hear the words/ 'Dear Baby, 
I love you'/ So you hike your 
skirt higher still/ 'Till their 
eyes are all on you." 

It also talks about how 
despite the fact that she is 
beautiful, she refuses to let 
anyone see the real her, 
even though she so desper- 
ately wants to. 

Another favorite song of 
mine on the album is 
"Please Come Home." 

"Please Come Home" is 
about a guy who takes 
money from his father and 
then leaves home to do his 
own thing. The father is 
devastated and would do 
anything to have his son 
back. 

Overall I would recom- 
mend this album to every- 
one. I think it is great and 
allows for a big change from 
the sound of Thrice. 

Don't get me wrong, I 
love everything about 
Thrice and a lot of other 
bands just like them, how- 
ever, every once in awhile 
it's nice to have a little bit of 
a change on my iPod. A little 
bit of a lighter change. 



With her big blue eyes 
and fair childlike face, 
Ryan, recently seen in 
"Jekyll," is perfect as an 
every woman upon whom 
kick-ass has been thrust. 
Previously adrift, Jaime 
now has no choice but to 
focus - if for no other reason 
than that the folks behind 
the bionics project are fairly 
cavalier about her well- 
being. "If it doesn't work 
out," says lead project 
meanie Jonas (the always 
welcome Miguel Ferrer), 
"we can always terminate." 
It's no longer Steve 
Austin's America, after all. 
Like any good sci-fi tale, 
"Bionic" reflects the fears 
and longings of the present, 
and as we have been told 
often in other contexts, the 
current mood of the country 
is something other than 
optimistic. Here, those anxi- 
eties are boiled down to a 
modern arms, and legs, 
race. The world is much fur- 
ther ahead technologically 



than it wants to admit, Will 
tells Jaime. The only ques- 
tion is who controls the 
goodies, and to what end. 

Will's father, for 
instance, would like to have 
a say since he apparently 
invented a lot of the pro- 
grams that have turned 
Jaime into an unwitting 
super soldier. Only he's kind 
of crazy, locked up in an 
underground prison facility. 
That is until a bad guy with 
a grudge breaks him out, 
taking him to a mountain 
top stronghold and ... well, 
you see where this is going. 
If Wagner's Jaime 
Sommers was a gee-whiz, 
lookie- here portrait of what 
the mind can do with a few 
wires and a computer chip, 
Ryan's is a much more wise 
and wary archetype. In the 
last 30 years, our attitude 
toward technology and life 
in general, has become a bit 
more cautious, a bit more 
overwhelmed. So Jaime is a 
symbol of her times, an 
embodiment not only of the 
attempt to control the forces 
that have aided and threat- 
ened human life since elec- 



tricity was harni'sscd but 
also of the feeling that the 
institutions around us are 
not to be trusted. 

All this and some terrif- 
ic fight scenes too. In the 
pilot, Jaime tries out her 
powers on that murderous 
blond . Sarah Corvus, after 
she tries to kill Will. (Corvus 
is played by Katee Sackhoff, 
the iconic Starbuck of 
"Battlestar Galactica," 
another huge influence at 
work here.) "Who are yoii?" 
Jaime asks, having chased 
Sarah down to a rooftop in 
the rain. "I'm the first bionic 



woman," sa\s 



and then 



the two go ni! . i'')uncls, 
'Matrix' s; . '• ..■cision. 

It's good -, ;', ■ ;»ccially 
since it quicK' ..-comes 
apparent that Jaime feels 
more affinity for Sarah than 
for her "creators." 

"Welcome to the game." 
says Jonas, when he finally 
acknowleds^es that Jaime 
may be more than a candi- 
date for termination. He's 
certainly no Oscar, but then 
no one would call this bionic 
woman "babe." 



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''Star Wars" makes its way 
into two cartoon favorites 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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"Robot Chicken 'Star 
Wars' Special" 
Creator: Seth Green 
Rating: 5/5 



"Family Guy 'Star Wars' 

Special" 

Creator: Seth McFarlane 

Rating: 4.5/5 

A louK tinu' ago. in the 
197l)s. the nnme (Jeorge 
Luca.'* graced theatre 
screens internationally. It 
would soon become a house- 
hold name, hut at that time 
it was nothing. The movie it 
was pasted on was what 
mattered. That movie was 
"Star Wars." technically 
"Star Wars Kpisode IV: A 
New Hope." However, at 
that time no one had any 
idea there were going to be 
two awesome sequels and 
then a trilogy of prequels 
that would let us all down so 
they just called it "Star 
Wars." 



"Star War.s" changed the 
v\a> films were made. Not 
only did it give us Harri.son 
Kord. but it also paved the 
way for the future of movies 
with what was, at that time, 
the most stateof-theait 
effects. Without "Stai 
Wars." there wouldn't be 
"Terminator 2." ".lurassic 
Park" or The Matrix." all 
milestone movies with the 
special effects today's socie- 
ty takes for granted. 

Without "Star Wars." we 
would have none of these. 
And there is one othi-r thing 
we wouldn't have: "Star 
Wars" parodies. 

These parodies include 
everything from Tauntaun 
musical videos to the falsely 
biographical "(Jeorge Lucas 
in Love." from "Star Wars 
Hap" to the "Darth Vader 
I'.sychic Hotline." Not to 
mention, the release of Seth 
Green's "Robot Chicken 
'Star Wars' Special" and 
Seth McFarlane's "Family 
Guy 'Star Wars' Special." 

Both of these satiric 
giants took on the "Star 
W'ars" parody mere months 
apart. Since both of the 
Seth's work regularly 
appears on each other's 
shows, it makes you wonder 
if they didn't work on them 
together, and both were very 
strong with the force. 

If you weren't lucky 
enough to catch either spe- 
cial when they premiered on 
Cartoon Network or Fox. 
then 1 suggest either start 
scouring YouTube or begin 
watching cartoon Networks 
Adult Swim nightly and 
hope you get lucky because 
these parodies are just as 
worth it as the movie 



September 27, 2007 



Local artists featured on new album 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffoneCo'cldrioiit'clu 




"Spacehalls." 

First off we have thi' 
"Robot Chicken 'Star Wars' 
Special." which ran the 
gambit from "Star Wars" on 
ice to Boba Fett making out 
with Hans Solo fro/en in 
carbonite, to Admiral 
Ackbar fish head cereal. 
\nd that's not even the tip 
of the Hothian iceberg, they 
do it all with action figure 
stop motion. I happily give 
their effort and comedic bril- 
liance five out of five leaves. 

Last Sunday, the sixth 
season of "Family Guy" pre- 
miered with their own "Star 
Wars" special. Instead of a 
slew of unrelated Monty 
Python -esque skits, they so 
far as to give us a full 
fledged lampoon of "A New 
Hope." fitting in Peter as 
Hans Solo, Stewie as Darth 
Vader, and it doesn't stop 
there. But what kind of a 
cartoon IVui would I be if I 
ruined it'.' All I can say is the 
animated shot for shot 
reproduction of original 
"Star Wars" scenes coupled 
with "Family Guy" genius 
makes it fantastic. While 
not as laugh out loud funny 
as the "Robot Chicken spe- 
cial, I still give it a 4.5 out of 
5. (Only because "Robot 
Chicken" made me laugh a 
little more.) 



Lead singer of Thrice 
makes solo album 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 




"Please Come Home" 
Dustin Kensrue 
Rating: 5/5 



F'irst and foremost, to 
understand my obsession 
with Dustin Kensrue, one 
must first undei-stand how- 
he found his wav into mv 
life. 

A few months ago, well 
actually it was approxi- 
mately February, I was rid- 
ing to Seven Springs with 
my best friend, Mindi. and 
we were doing our usual car 
ritual: dancing and singing 
to random songs. The partic- 
ular song that happened to 
be on was "Artist in the 
Ambulance" by Thrice. 

At this point. Mindi 
turns to me and says that 
the leader singer of Thrice, 
Kensrue. released a solo 
album and that it was 
amazing. She then proceed- 
ed to put it on so that I could 
hear it. 

The first song she 
played was entitled "Pistol." 
I was at first thinking that 
it was about a gun. and then 
I realized that it was in fact 
written about me. 



Now, I know what you 
are thinking, how can a 
famous performer write a 
song about a girl from Pa.'.' 
Well, technically he didn't, 
but this song may as well be 
the theme song of my life. 

The song is about how a 
guy feels about the girl in 
his life and how much she 
influences what he does. 
The word pistol is in fact 
explaining the girlfriend. 

"You're the girl of my 
dreams/ And a pistol it 
seems, but you shoot me 
straight and true." 

I watched a DVD of one 
of his performances and he 
talks about how he wrote 
the song for his wife, which 
was a real bummer for me. 

Towards the end of the 
song, he talks about how 
this girl is everything he 
needs in his life and actual- 
ly proposes to her. 

Quite frankly, if "Pistol" 
was the only song that I 
ever heard on the album. I 
would still be absolutely in 
love with Kensrue. Well at 
least in love with him 
singing that song. 
Fortunately, the rest of the 
album did not let me down. 

My other favorite song 
is "Before You Were 
Beautiful." I feel like this 
song has actual meaning to 
women everywhere. 

The song is about a 
woman who grew up "inno- 
cent and pure" and then 
changed because of the 
expectations of women in 
today's society. 

"The magazines and 
media supplied you with 
their plastic protocol/ And 
maybe music television real- 
ly is the devil after all/ But 
all 1 can say is I knew you 
before/ \'ou were beautiful, 
back then/ Before you grew 




up. before you gave in." 

The song talks about 
how the woman desires love 
and affection, but instead of 
trying to find it she simply 
maintains physical relation- 
ships with all of the men 
that she ineets. 

"And all you want is to 
hear the words/ 'Dear Baby, 
I love youV So you hike your 
skirt higher still/ 'Till their 
eyes are all on you." 

It also talks about how 
despite the fact that she is 
beautiful, she refuses to let 
anyone see the real her. 
even though she so desper- 
ately wants to. 

Another favorite song of 
mine on the album is 
"Please Come Home." 

"Please Come Home" is 
about a guy who takes 
money from his father and 
then leaves home to do his 
own thing. The father is 
devastated and would do 
anything to have his son 
back. 

Overall I would recom- 
mend this album to every- 
one. I think it is great and 
allows for a big change from 
the sound of Thrice. 

Don't get me wrong, I 
love everything about 
Thrice and a lot of othei 
bands just like them, how- 
ever, every once in awhile 
it's nice to have a little bit of 
a change on my iPod. A little 
bit of a lighter change. 



"Spotlight" 
Drastically Classic 
Productions 
Rating: 3/5 



Drastically Classic 

Productions (DCP) has 
recently released its debut 
album. "Spotlight". The 
album is a collection of local 
Hip-Hop and R&B artists 
showcasing their talents. 
The majority of the perform- 
ers hail from Erie, Pa. and 
have a substantial amount 
of experience in the music 
business. 

The album features 
seven artists who are on the 
brink of making it big in the 
music industry. Rappers 
such as Novacane, Re. D. 
Joka and Missin' Link pro- 



vide most ol the last paced 
club beats like "Walk it like 
a Dog" and "Drop it," where- 
as the slow jams such as 
"Point A" and "Should Yuu" 
are taken care of by the 
beautiful Tiah Blanks and 
Toy. 

The lyrics to all of the 
songs are well writti'U bul 
would maybe havt> to h( 
altered a hit to he radio eli- 
gible, hence the parental 
advisory sticker on the 
album i-ovcr. The artists 
sing with passion and it's 
obvious that they mean 
what they are singing. The 
executive producer of DCP, 
James Thigpen (.I-Tiz). sup- 
plies all the .sounds, beats 
and vocals in two songs. 

'I-Tiz has been involved 
with music since a very 
young age. With idt)ls such 
as Michael Jackson. J-Tiz 
was also inspired to dance 
as well as sing. After seeing 
his dancing skills outweigh 
his singing skills, he decided 
to focus .solely on dancing. 
He was offered a four year 
scholarship after high 
school to dance in college 
but declined because his 
passion was producing 
music. After his life chang- 
ing decision, J-Tiz realized 
that producing music was 
the only thing he wanted to 
do in life. 

Thigpen started DCP in 




November of 2002 in hope of 
promoting local talents and 
of course tu endor.se his own 
prodiicti(sii>, DCP started off 
very small l)ut eventually 
grew into a ver\ well man- 
aged companv and has 
r('markai)l(' inu>ical talent 
to go along Willi ii. With 
such commitment and pas- 
sion. DCP is destined to 
have an impact in the music 
industr>. 

"Spotlight" has good 
sound with the right 
amount oC variety to he con- 
sidered a (|iialit\ album. I 
recomiiKiHl this album to 
anyoiu' who has a real 
appreciation lor thi' Hip- 
Hop and R&B genre. The 
album is full of raw talent 
and rising star.- and would 
be a great addition to an> 
music buffs collection. If the 
talents of DCP continue to 
progress, I would expect big- 
ger and better things in the 
future from them. 



"CYBORG" continued 
from page 5. 

With her big blue eyes 
and fair childlike face, 
Ryan, recently seen in 
"Jekyll." is perfect as an 
every woman upon whom 
kick-ass has been thrust. 
Previously adrift, Jaime 
now has no choice but to 
focus - if for no other reason 
than that the folks behind 
the bionics project are fairly 
cavalier about her well- 
being. "If it doesn't work 
out," says lead project 
meanie Jonas (the always 
welcome Miguel Ferrer), 
"we can always terminate." 

It's no longer Steve 
Austin's America, after all. 
Like any good sci-fi tale, 
"Bionic" reflects the fears 
and longings of the present, 
and as we have been told 
often in other contexts, the 
current mood of the country 
is something other than 
optimistic. Here, those anxi- 
eties are boiled down to a 
modern arms, and legs, 
race. The world is much fur- 
ther ahead technologically 



than it wants to admit, Will 
tells Jaime. The only ques- 
tion is who controls the 
goodies, and to what end. 

Will's father, for 
instance, would like to have 
a say, since he apparently 
invented a lot of the pro- 
grams that have turned 
Jaime into an unwitting 
super .soldier. Only he's kind 
of crazy, locked up in an 
underground prison facility. 
That is until a bad guy with 
a grvidge breaks him out, 
taking him to a mountain 
top stronghold and ... well. 
you see where this is going. 

If Wagner's Jaime 
Sommers was a gee-whiz, 
lookie- here portrait of what 
the mind can do with a few 
wires and a computer chip. 
Ryan's is a much more wise 
and wary archetype. In the 
last 30 years, our attitude 
toward technology, and life 
in general, has become a bit 
more cautious, a bit more 
overwhelmed. So Jaime is a 
symbol of her times, an 
embodiment not only of the 
attempt to control the forces 
that have aided and threat- 
ened human life since elec- 



tricity was harnessed but 
also of the feeling that the 
institutions around u> are 
not to be trusted 

All thi> and .^onie ternl'- 
ic fight scenes too. In the 
pilot, Jaime tries out her 
powers on that nuirdiM'ous 
blond , Sarah Corvus. after 
she tries to kill Will. (Corvus 
IS pla\ed !)>■ Katee Sackhoff. 
the iconic Starbuck of 
"Battlestar (lalactica," 

another huge inlluence at 
work hero.) -Who are yo\i->" 
Jaime a.sk>. havin,y < iiased 
Sarah down to a rooftop in 
the rain. "I'm the first hionif 
woman." -n> - !><■. and 'Len 
the two g(. i-oui\ds, 

"Matrix' stylt .< , ...ecision. 
It's good sUiif. r---n(M'inlly 
since it quick i; . .■comes 
apparent that J-iune feels 
more affinily for Sarali than 
t'n- he)- "creators." 

"Welcome to the game." 
says Jonas, when he finally 
acknowledues that Jaime 
may be more than a candi- 
date for termination. He's 
certainly no Oscar, but then 
no one would call this hionic 
woman "babe." 




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Golden Eagles volleyball keeps on rolling, defeats lUP 3-0 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_kgschroyer®clanon.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 25 - After 
their first loss of the 2007 
season last l\iesday to 
California, the Golden 
Eagles Volleyball Team was 
a little disappointed by the 
setback. "Our goal after 
that loss was to be undefeat- 
ed the rest of the season," 
said middle hitter Sarah 
Sheffield 

Whether the Golden 
Eagles can reach that goal 
remains to be seen. 
However, they have certain- 
ly gotten off to a nice start in 
accomplishing it. 

With a 3-0 win against 
Indiana Tuesday night, the 
Golden Eagles improved 
their record to 15-1 overall 
with a 3-1 mark in the 
PSAC-West. Combined with 
their wins against Bloom- 
field and Holy Family over 
the weekend, Clarion is 3-0 
since its loss to California. 

In the victory Christina 
Steiner led the way with 16 
kills and nine digs. On a 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team pictured above started the season 12-0. Clarion lost their last 
game to California 3-2. The Golden Eagles next home game will be September 25 when they take 
on lUP. (The Clarion Call/Mam Huff) 



more historical note, her 
thirteenth kill of the night 
put her in sole possession of 
fifth-place all-time on the 



career kills list for the with ten kills of her own, 

Golden Eagles. while Sarah Fries added 

Amanda Angermeier seven. Setter, Kristi Fiorillo 

was right behind Steiner picked up 38 assists and 



Vicky Gentile had 14 digs. 

The game marked the 
first time this season that 
the Golden Eagles swept a 
PSAC-West opponent. 

Clarion won the first 
two games by scores of 30- 18 
and 30-16. However, the 
Golden Eagles would be 
taken to the wire by the 
Crimson Hawks before win- 
ning the third game 3028. 

"It definitely feels good 
to get this win," said middle 
hitter Nicole Andrusz after 
the game against lUP. "It's 
more motivation for us to 
get back to where we were." 

At what is roughly the 
half-way point of the season, 
the Golden Eagles are five 
wins shy of matching their 
overall win total from last 
season. With their third 
PSAC-West victory against 
lUP, Clarion has already 
matched their section win 
total from last year. 

Steiner is currently the 
Golden Eagles kill leader 
with 250, Sarah Fries is sec- 
ond on the team with 197 
kills. For the second year in 
a row, Angermeier has been 



a reliable presence at the 
outside hitter spot, tallying 
146 kills. 

In her second season of 
setting up the Golden Eagle 
spikers, Fiorillo has already 
logged 696 assists. Getting 
the passes to Fiorillo once 
again has been libero 
Gentile. The new Clarion 
all-time digs leader. Gentile 
has not slowed down at all 
picking up 312 digs this 
year. 

Doing their best to make 
sure that Gentile doesn't 
have to pass the ball, fresh- 
men middle hitters Sheffield 
and Andrusz have done a 
great job of stepping up 
their blocking game. Going 
into their game against lUP, 
both were tied for the lead 
in blocks with 36 each. 

The Golden Eagles trav- 
el to West Chester this 
weekend for their PSAC- 
Crossover trip. Their next 
foray into PSAC-West play 
will be next Tuesday when 
they travel to Edinboro to 
play the Fighting Scots for 
the first time this season. 



Soccer duels to a 0-0 tie with Kutztown, currently in third place in PSAO-West 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjckovalovs@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 25 - After 
giving up a two-goal lead in 
an eventual tie with 
Edinboro on September 17, 
Clarion hoped to redeem 
itself against PSAC Eastern 
Division, Kutztown, on 
Thursday Sept. 20. 

However, Kutztown was 
riding high after two strong 
victories against 

Bloomsburg and 13th 
ranked Shippensburg. The 
game ended in a 0-0 tie, the 
second straight tie for 
Clarion, after two overtime 
periods. The tie kept 

Clarion a game under .500 



overall at 3-4-2. 

Despite what has been a 
mostly one sided season, 
this game was fairly bal- 
anced. Clarion put up a 
total of 16 shots. Kutztown 
was not far behind with 15 
of their own. It was Clarion 
senior goalkeeper Jess 
Reed's third shutout of the 
season, saving a total of five 
shots on goal. 

The Golden Eagles 16 
shots was the most since 
September 1 against 
California, and the second 
most they have had all sea- 
son. Leading the attack was 
Chelsea Wolff, who had four 
shots. 

Alyssa Jacobs, Jill 
Miller, and Rachael Schmitz 
had three shots apiece. 



Beth Ellen Dibeler added 
two more while Caitlin 
Borden had one. 

With ten games left in 
the season, the. Golden 
Eagles are currently bat- 
tling for third place in the 
division with lUP, and not 
far behind second place 
Edinboro. Despite being 
outscored 26-7, they have 
already doubled their divi- 
sion victories from last year 
and show promise for 
improvement. 

Had it not been for a 
couple rough games against 
lUP and East Stroudsburg, 
the goal total would be 
much closer. The Golden 
Eagles have been commit- 
ting fewer fouls than their 
opponents have been so far. 



Clarion continues its 
home stand against Gannon 
on Sunday and takes on 
Western Division foe Lock 
Haven on Monday 

Gannon will be a good 
test for the Golden Eagles. 
The Golden Knights are cur- 
reaitly. -7-|-l ,g|M^^>ave 

Clarion has already 
played Lock Haven once this 
season. The result was a 2-1 
Golden Eagles victory on 
August 29. Kutztown will 
travel to Shippensburg on 
Monday, October 1, after 
having already defeated 
California 3-0 this past 
Saturday. 




This week around the world of sports 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarlon.edu 

There were so many 
good stories to choose from, 
so I figured I would take a 
look at everything that hap- 
pened in the sports world. 

The New England 
Patriots recently were 
caught videotaping the New 
York Jets defensive signals 
in week one. The scandal is 
not all that surprising. As 
Chiefs coach Herm Edwards 
so eloquently put it, "We 
play to win the game." For 
years, coaches have been 
looking for ways to gain the 
edge on their opponents. If 
they get caught, they take 
their lumps and look for 
new ways to get that edge. 

The bottom line is that 
coaches will do just about 
anything they can to win a 
game. For those of us who 
scoff at that notion, remem- 
ber that this is what these 
men do to make a living for 
themselves and their fami- 
lies. There is a tremendous 
amount of pressure to win, 
and no man wants to be 
caught holding a pink slip 
because his team didn't play 
well enough. I do not agree 
with what Bill Belichick did, 
but I'd think myself foolish 
if I did not understand why 
he did it. 

In other NFL news, the 
Cowboys signed former 



Tank Johnson. Despite his 
eight-game personal con- 
duct policy suspension, 
Dallas decided to sign the 
talented defender. Guess it 
just goes to show again that 
people will forgive anything 
if they think you can make 
them a winner. 

Just in case you hadn't 
heard on KDKA, WTAE, Off 
the Bench or every other 
Pittsburgh outlet, the 
Steelers are 3-0 for the first 
time since 1992. That was 
former Steelers coach Bill 
Cowher's first season. For 
you black and gold fanatics 
out there, that Steelers 
squad would finish 11-5 en 
route to winning the AFC 
Central before losing 24-3 to 
the Bills in the playoffs. 

The Pirates will play 
their last game of the season 
this Sunday As has become 
custom, they will hold fan 
appreciation day. And truth 
be told, you really have to be 
a fan to appreciate anything 
about the Pirates these 
days. This may have been 
the most disappointing in 
the 15 years of losing for the 
Buccos. 

On a positive note 
though, the Pirates named 
former Cleveland Indians 
baseball man Neal 
Huntingdon as their new 
general manager this week. 
In a statement to the Post- 
Gazette, new Pirates 
President Frank Coonelly 
said that, "He (Huntingdon) 



The Golden Eagles soccer team tied Kutztown in their most 
recent game. Clarion is back in action when they host Gannon 
on Sunday Sept. 30. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 

Rooney still knows how to pick 'em 



to lead our baseball opera- 
tions department." 

Hopefully Mr. Coonelly 
is right, as Huntingdon has 
the unenviable task of try- 
ing to make the Pirates a 
winner. Main storyline to 
watch here is whether or not 
he will retain Jim Tracy as 
manager. Should Tracy not 
be retained, Indians third 
base coach Joel Skinner is 
being rumored as a poten- 
tial replacement. 

The Penguins will begin 
play next week. Expec- 
tations are high as they 
have the reigning MVP, 
arguably the best young 
team in hockey, and the 
long-awaited deal confirm- 
ing that they will be in 
Pittsburgh until 2040. The 
Penguins turn-around last 
season was nothing short of 
incredible, and here's to 
hoping that they can keep it 
going this season. A Stanley 
Cup title may still be a little 
too much to hope for this 
year, but they'll certainly be 
a team to watch. 

Finally baseball is 
wrapping up their regular 
season. The Indians and 
Angels won their respective 
divisions, while the Yanks 
and Red Sox are still slug- 
ging it out in the East. 
Things are far more inter- 
esting in the National 
League, where (as of press 
time), no team had clinched 
a playoff spot. 



Clifton Brown 
The Sporting News 



Inside the Steelers' lock- 
er room, after Sunday's win 
against San Francisco, Mike 
Tomlin crossed paths with 
his boss, owner Dan Rooney 
The two men looked at each 
other and smiled. 

Why wouldn't they? The 
Steelers are 3-0 for the first 
time since 1992, and clearly 
Rooney still knows how to 
pick head coaches. Only 34 
when he was hired in 
January Tomlin was not a 
safe choice. He had no head 
coaching experience and 
was coming to a veteran 
team used to doing things a 
certain way 

But when Bill Cowher 
resigned after a successful 
15-year run in Pittsburgh 
that included a Super Bowl 
victory, Rooney wanted the 
same attributes he had 
sought when he hired 
Cowher in 1992. Rooney 
wanted a young coach with 
energy. He wanted a coach 
who would be in Pittsburgh 
a long time. He wanted a 
coach who knew defense. 

"Mike struck me as 
being young, but I knew he 
could do the job," says 
Rooney. 

It's early, but it appears 
Rooney has gotten it right 
again. The Steelers have 
allowed just two touch- 
downs this season, display- 
ing a flexible defense more 



wiUing to take risks than it 
did under Cowher. There 
were numerous times dur- 
ing Pittsburgh's 37-16 victo- 
ry over San Francisco when 
49ers quarterback Alex 
Smith (l7-for35) was run- 
ning not by design but for 
his safety. 

Tomlin has given coordi- 
nator Dick LeBeau the 
green light to blitz, to deploy 
different formations, to take 
even more advantage of the 
versatility of Pro Bowl safe- 
ty Troy Polamalu. The 
Steelers' base defense is still 
the 3-4, but sometimes they 
use four down linemen. 
Sometimes they use six 
defensive backs. And always 
they look to create chaos for 
the offense. 

"We're doing a few 
things differently, moving 
around, trying to confuse 
the offensive line," says 
defensive end Brett Keisel. 
"We still haven't used all of 
our defensive packages. We 
still have a few things up 
our sleeve. 

"We love it. Coach 
LeBeau has a little more 
freedom to get creative, to 
run the things he wants to 
run. I'm sure when it's a 
tight situation, he checks 
with coach Tomlin. But in 
the past, I think coach 
LeBeau got overstepped by 
coach Cowher. I don't know 
that for a fact, but it seems 
like we're constantly blitz- 
ing this year, where last 
year I think we stayed in 



I 



some of our vanilla pack- 
ages too much." 

Based on their quick 
start, the Steelers have 
bought into TomUn's teach- 
ings and have entered the 
large early season group of 
legitimate Super Bowl con- 
tenders. They have a solid 
defense. They have a solid 
running game, led by Willie 
Parker, who has rushed for 
more than 100 yards in all 
three games. They have a 
quarterback in Ben Roeth" 
lisberger who has already 
won a Super Bowl but is not 
required to carry the team 
on his shoulders. 

The Steelers scored two 
touchdowns against the 
49ers without their offen- 
sive unit: on a 98-yard kick- 
off return by Allen Rossum 
and on a 50-yard intercep- 
tion return by cornerback 
Bryant McFadden. Smith 
misread the Steelers' cover- 
age on McFadden's intercep- 
tion, and after McFadden 
started running toward the 
end zone. Smith was the last 
player who had a chance to 
stop him. 

"I knew if I let the quar- 
terback stop me, I wasn't 
going to hear the last of it 
from the guys," says 
McFadden. 

If the Steelers keep win- 
ning, they will look even 
smarter for choosing 
Tomlin, not the safe choice 
but perhaps the right one. 



September 27. 2007 



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Golden Eagle football falls to 0-4 with 52-10 loss to Bloomsburg 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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CLARION, Sept. 25 - On 
Saturday night, inexperi- 
ence got the best of our 
Golden Eagles as they fell to 
the Huskies of Bloomsburg 
by the score of 52-10 at 
Clarion University Family 
Day before a crowd of 4,500. 

Clarion looked promis- 
ing as they started the game 
off strong, but after halftime 
it all went downhill. The 
first drive of the game for 
Clarion, they drove right 
down the field, but failed to 
score as a field goal was 
missed, therefore continu- 
ing the Golden Eagles' trend 
of missed opportunities. 

The first scoring of the 
game came when Husky 
kicker Jon Koenig booted a 
25-yard field goal to put 
Bloomsburg ahead 3-0. 
Shortly after, with 10:20 



remaining in the second 
quarter. Clarion tied it with 
37-yard field goal by Robert 
Mamula which broke the 
Golden Eagles even with the 
Huskies at 3-3. 

Bloomsburg running 
back Jamar Brittingham 
scored on his first of three 
touchdowns with 7^55 left in 
the second, when he took a 
three-yard run into the end 
zone to put the Huskies up 
10-3. Late in the second. 
Clarion drove down to 
Bloomsburg's nine yard line 
and had a chance to tie the 
game, but quarterback Tyler 
Huether was intercepted in 
the end zone with 1^50 left 
in the quarter. 

Momentum severely 
shifted in the Huskies' favor 
after the turnover when 
they drove 90 yards in 10 
plays to set up another 
Brittingham touchdown run 
from one yard out with 
seven seconds remaining to 
make the score 17-3. The 
big play on that drive was a 



Bloomsburg fake field goal 
which completely fooled the 
Golden Eagles and set up 
the aforementioned touch- 
down. 

Early in the third, 
Brittingham had his third 
and final touchdown from 
four yards away to put the 
Huskies ahead 24-3. 

The Golden Eagles had 
some fight left in them, how- 
ever, when Huether hit 
Pierre Odom with a 29-yard 
pass for a touchdown to cut 
Bloomsburg's lead to 24-10. 

That was the last score 
of the game for Clarion, but 
Bloomsburg's night was far 
from over. They drove down 
the field and scored on a 
Dan Latorre quarterback 
sneak from a yard out to put 
the Huskies up 31-10. They 
would score three more 
times to add insult to injury 
and finally win the game 52- 
10. 

Huether went 10-27 for 
200 yards for 200 yards and 
a touchdown, Eddie 




The Golden Eagles pictured above In their September 22 game versus Bloomsburg. Clarion lost 
the game to Bloomsburg 52-10. The Golden Eagles will travel to California to take on the 13th 
ranked Vulcans on September 29. (The Clarion Ca///Stefanie Jula) 

tically in just about every el to #13 California this 

offensive category and week for their PSAC West 

dropped to 0-4 overall, but opener. Kickoff is set for 3 

will try to rebound this pm. 
week. 

The Golden Eagles trav 



Emmanuel rushed 24 times 
for 104 yards, and Pierre 
Odom caught seven passes 
for 115 yards and one touch- 
down. 

Clarion was beat statis- 



Tennis places second at East Regionals 



Denise Simens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dnsimens@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 25 - The 
tennis team celebrated a 
victory over Westminster at 
Campbell Courts on 
September 17. The duo of 
Corin and Devin Rombach 
defeated Dana Larson and 
Christina Comisso 9-7 to 
secure first place in doubles. 

They were followed 
closely by teammates Lisa 
Baumgartner and Kassie 
Leuschel, who secured sec- 
ond place over 
Westminster's April Scudere 
andUn^y Newman 81.^ ,„ 

In »jiinglei» Corin 
Rombach placed first with a 
6-1, 6-1 win over April 
Scudere, and Baumgartner 
took second over Larson 6-0, 
6-1. Clarion's Leuschel and 
Ashleigh Hinds also won 
their matches, helping to 
secure the 6-3 win over 
Westminster. 

On September 21, the 
team defeated Lemoyne 6-3 
and improved their record to 



3-1 for the season. Head 
Coach Lori Sabatose said, 
"Tennis is having a great 
season this year." 

This past weekend, the 
team traveled to 

Bloomsburg University for 
the Intercollegiate Tennis 
Association East Women's 
Regional Championships. 
The 64-team tournament is 
the largest in division II ten- 
nis. 



This year, the tenuis 
team has three new doubles 
teams, and all of them com- 
peted well enough to come 
back for the second day of 
competition. 

Baumgartner and 

Leuschel defeated four 
teams in a row and 
advanced to the final B dou- 
bles draw against California 
University. "The quarterfi- 
nal match against Bryant's 




The Golden Eagles tennis team is pictured in action during their 
match against on September 25 against Ashland. Their next 
match on September 28. (The Clarion Ca///Andy Lander) 



Mullen and Francazio duo 
for a semifinals position was 
a huge victory for Lisa and 
Kassie," said head coach 
Lisa Sabatose. 

California edged their 
way on top in the final 
match to win 8-4 over 
Clarion. "The Division II 
East Regional match should 
help our national ranking," 
said Sabatose. 

Senior Lisa 

Baumgartner is the winner 
of the Division II National 
Collegiate Athletic 

Association Sportsmanship 
Award. It is the first time 
that a Clarion University 
athlete has won this award. 
Baumgartner will be pre- 
sented with the award by 
the NCAA at halftime of the 
football game vs Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
on October 27. 

The Golden Eagle's sea- 
son ends with matches 
against Ashland and St. 
Vincent, followed by a PSAC 
finale hosted by Bloomsburg 
on October 6 and 7. 



Fries reaches 1,000 kills 



Sports Information 

rhermanSclarion.edu 
crossetti9ctarion.edu 



CLARION - Clarion Unive- 
rsity senior right-side hitter 
Sarah Fries recently bec- 
ame the eighth player in 
school history to record 
1,000 career kills and now 
has 1,015 through Sept. 25. 

Fries, who ranks eighth 
in school history in career 
kills, is the second Golden 
Eagle to surpass 1,000 
career kills this season join- 
ing teammate Christina 
Steiner (5th, 1,108). It 
marks third time in school 
history that a pair of team- 
mates surpassed 1,000 
career kills in the same sea- 
son - 2002 - Melanie Bull 
and Beth Stalder; 2004 - 
Colleen Sherk and Sara 
Heyl. 

On the season, Fries is 
second on the Golden Eagles 
with 196 kills (3.92 per 
game) and ranked third in 
the PSAC in kills per game 
in games played through 
Sept. 22. She has also added 



131 digs, 17 set assists, 27 
aces and 25 blocks on the 
year. 

Pries had a career-high 
332 kills (2.79 per game) in 
2005 and then added 315 
(2.79 per game) last season. 

Clarion is 15-1 on the 
year and 3-1 in the PSAC- 
West. The Golden Eagles 
return to action with three 
matches at West Chester 
Friday and Saturday in 
Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference Crossover 

action. 

Clarion faces 

Shippensburg Friday and 
West Chester and East 
Stroudsburg Saturday 




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NTRAf^URAL NEWS 

Doug Krtepp - Intramural. Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393- 1 667 



Flag Football Results 

tIMIM 

tilHtiOut 76-0 

Purple Cook Kush SO-22 

Pen Pushers 52-6 

Mcssin w/ Sasq. 3S«22 

Crimson Criminal S8'I2 

People's Champs f 

X-Factor 41-34 



Your Mom 
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9/20/07 

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9/19/07 
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Crimson Crim 
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CNcIa Chick Yea 39-38 
X Factor 28-20 

Little Pigs 68-0 

St NUC-LANA 55.8 

Purple Cobra 48-36 

Team Baraks 22-9 

Franchise 48-27 

BNKennelz S4.I4 

Lights Out 40-21 

FNR F 

3 in 3 Out 38.28 

Goonies 32-18 



Beach Volleyball Results 

9/24/07 

Off tn Slower Delta Zeu 15.9. 21-19 
Adidas Aces F 

8e sure to check th« game 

schedules for next week's IM games 

due to shortened A.LF. week! 



Tennis 

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Sara Hinei 
Megan Parsons 
Samintha Specht 
Rob Lawrence 
Reed Enrieco 
Anch'ew Smith 
Andrew Smith 

9/20/07 
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Morgan Welsh 
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Devin Burda 
Robb Lawrence 
Andrew Smith 
Nick Caggiano 



Results 

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Moi^n Welsh 6-1 

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John Burnett 6-4 

Zach Steinmctz 7-5 

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Dodgeball Results 

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Outdoor Soccer Results 



Porckchop II Entourage (In OT) 5-4 
Porkchops Team Crash 3* I 

Dunbp Rcffncr's Mom 9-2 



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Volleyball Results 



CUStafT 21-17. 21-iO 
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Golf Scramble Champs 

Nick Snell, Greg Bean. Bj Roth, and 
John Blumer shot an amazing 16 under 
par in diis year's four person scranr»ble! 



United Way 5 K Race 

Saturday, 9/30 @ 9 a,m. 

Race day registration starts at 7:30 zm at the 
stadium. Stop by the REC to pick up a 
registration sheet Be one of the first 3S0 to 
register and get a free T-shirt CUP 
students receive half price deal courtesy of 
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Men's Rugby "Saturday, 9/29 I pm 

Match at the stadium VS Franciscan U. 
Women's Rugby • Sunday, 9/30 
Match at the sadiumVSIUP 
Men's Volleyball - 

Tournanf\em Saturday, 9/29 

Action starts at 9 a.m. at the REC Center 

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Volume 94 Issue 4 



October 4, 2007 




RSO funding policies questioned 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Calf Staff Writer 

sJew1ckson<klai1on.edu 

Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s.bekoebtertJdarion.edu 



CLARION, Sept. 28 - The 
restrictions of allocations 
for Recognized Student 
Organizations (RSOs) and 
the funding policies of stu- 
dent senate have recently 
raised questions and con' 
cern across campus. 

One of the current 
RSOs that is not funded by 
student senate is the 
Intervarsity Christian 
Organization. According to 
the student senate, it is not 
funded due to the "selectivi- 
ty" of the organization. 

However, the issue lies 
in the fact that organiza- 
tions such as sports teams 
are funded even though 
they are selective organiza- 
tions, due to the fact that 
you must try out to earn a 
position on any team. 

According to the stu- 



dent ^nate*s conatitution. 
student senate is to help 
support social groups and 
other organiiations, hower 
er; it states that religious 
organiMtions are not to be 
funded. 

"The purpose of student 
senate funding is to pro- 
mote opportunities for 
development and educatton 
outside of the classroom 
and money should be alio' 
cated to any student organ' 
izatiwi that aims to benefit 
the student population as a 
whole," said University 
Activities Board graduate 
assitant, Heather Stork. 
"Although some RSOs tar- 
get specific populations, for 
example, politieal and reU- 
gious affiliated organiza- 
tions, there is no require- 
ment for membership and 
any student has the cq)por 
nity to join," 

Stork also said she felt 
that the current procedui«s 
were unfair. 

"It is not fair to piwide 
student money to athletic 
sports teams* where mem- 



bership is often small and 
determined by a coach, and 
not to other organizations 
is which all students have 
the opportunity to partici- 
pate," she said. 

President of student 
senate, Dustin McElhattan 
said, "We found an obvious 
wjntradiction in our fund- 
ing policy and we are look- 
ing specifically into the 
funding process for reli- 
gious organizations." 

Currently the funding 
of religious ca-ganizations is 
under review. The funding 
for different groups and 
organizations on campus 
comes from the student 
activities fees and accord- 
ing to treasuer of student 
senate, Heather Puhalla, 
the budget that the student 
senate has to work with is 
limited. 

"We try our best to 
please everyone considering 
that we have a limited 
amount of budget to work 
with. We try to fix or get 
the biggest issues first," 
said Pullalla. 



Student senate intends 
to look at state views on 
this issue and look at the 
religious views on this 
issue. 

"I think that they (stu- 
dent senate] should fund 
religious affiliated oi^ani- 
zations, and even though 
this is a nondemonination- 
al campus, they should 
fund every organization," 
said sophomore elementary 
education, 8«»ndary edu- 
cation social studies major, 
Shawna Lind. 

"If student senate is 
going to fund student 
organizations they should 
fund every organization 
they recognize and not dis- 
criminate against organiza- 
tions," said Brittany Hartz, 
junior information systems 
and business administra- 
tion major. 

McElhattan said, 

"Hopefully in the near 
future we will get it right, 
in whatever the decision 
turns out to be." 



PLCB grants Clarion 
Police Borough funds 



Donald Baum 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_clwbaum@clarion.eclu 

CIJ^RION. Sept. 29 - The 
Pennsylvania Liquor 

Control Board (PLCB) 
granted the Clarion 
Borough Police $11,500 in 
September for increased 
patrols, combating under- 
age and high risk drinking, 
prevention programs and 
other educational materials. 

Since 1999, the PLCB 
has awarded over $3 million 
in grants to numerous enti- 
ties throughout the 
Commonwealth. 

The grants are intended 
to support a wide range of 
initiatives aimed at combat- 
ing the problem of underage 
and high risk drinking 
including law enforcement 
training, and community 
and teen outreach. 

According to the Clarion 
University Public Safety 
office, they currently have 
"no information at this 
time" pertaining to any joint 
efforts between the 



University Police and the 
Borough Police concerning 
the grant. 

CUP is a designated dry 
campus. However, a number 
of underage drinking 
arrests made by Clarion 
Borough Police involve CUP 
students. 

The University .strictly 
prohibits possession of alco- 
hol or controlled substances 
on university property 
including all on campus res- 
idences. The policy regard- 
ing possession and con- 
sumption of alcoholic bever- 
ages does not apply to off- 
campus residences, such as 
Reinhard Villages, which 
are owned by Clarion 
University Foundation. 

Reinhard is not subject 
to the same restrictions as 
on campus residences, how- 
ever! they do have rules con- 
cerning consumption of 
alcohol that residents must 
adhere to. 



See "PLCB" 
continued on page 2. 



I American Bar Association re-approves CUP paralegal program 



Lacey LIchvar 
C/ar/onCa// Staff Writer 

sJelichvar@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 29 - The 
American Bar Association 
(ABA) recently re-approved 
the paralegal studies pro- 
gram at Clarion University- 
Venango Campus. 

This program provides 
students with the opportu- 
nity to earn an associate of 
science degree in paralegal 
studies. 

Director of the paralegal 
studies program, Dr. Frank 
Shepard of the finance 
department of the Clarion 
Venango Campus, said that 
they have been ABA 
approved since the early 
90s. 

Once approved, the pro- 
gram has a seven-year 
approval period with inter- 
im reports due every two 
years to make sure they are 
following the ABA require- 
ments. 

The program currently 
has 30 students enrolled. 

Shepard said, "The ABA 



has very stringent stan- 
dards for the curriculum 
including detailed general 
education courses and very 
specific legal courses with 
the primary focus on legal 
skills over theory." 

As defined by the 
University's paralegal Web 
page, a paralegal is "...a 
person, qualified by educa- 
tion, training or work expe- 
rience who is employed or 
retained by a lawyer, law 
office, corporation, govern- 
mental agency or other enti- 
ty and who performs specifi- 
cally delegated substantive 
legal work for which a 
lawyer is responsible." 

A list of the courses and 
electives can be found at the 
University's paralegal Web 
page. 

This list includes cours- 
es such as Legal Writing, 
Methods of Legal Research 
and Wills, Trusts, Estates. 

In addition the program 
is required to have substan- 
tial access to law libraries. 
Shepard said that before the 
paralegal program was orig- 
inally approved the Venango 



campus library had to 
increase their legal hold- 
ings. 

Students also use the 
libraries at both the Clarion 
and Venango County 
Courthouses. 

Each student in the pro- 
gram is given a card that 
allows them access to Lexis 
Nexus which is an online 
law library. 

After completing the 
two-year paralegal program 
students are prepared to 
enter the work force, though 
some chose to earn their 
Bachelors Degree and pur- 
sue law school. 

A major contributor to 
the large job pool for parale- 
gals is due to the wide vari- 
ety of jobs they can take 
on. 

According to the ABA 
Web site, paralegals can 
find work in law firms, cor- 
porate legal departments, 
insurance companies, estate 
and trust departments of 
large banks, hospitals and 
numerous other companies 
and organizations. 




The Clarion University Venango Campus has liad tlieir paralegal program recently re-approved by 
the American Bar Association. (The Clarion Call/ Dr. Jerri Gent ) 



Students on CUP campus opt to go without shoes for one month 




Three students on the CUP campus have opted to go without shoes in an effort to raise aware- 
ness and funds for orphaned children overseas. (The Clarion Call/Daria Kurnal) 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori@clanon.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 28 - Three 
Clarion University students 
have opted to go without 
shoes in an effort to raise 
awareness and funds for 
orphaned children overseas. 
Jennifer Martin, a fifth 
year Library Science Major, 
Matt Gutherie, a senior his- 
tory major; and sophomore, 
library science and early 
education major, Ian 
Snyder, have been walking 
around campus shoeless 
since Sept. 10 in order to get 
the attention of students 



across campus and to get 
individuals to ask questions. 

Martin, Snyder and 
Gutherie are working on a 
charity project to raise 
money for the Agape 
Children's Home, but they 
are also doing this to bring 
awareness to the Karen 
tribe in Thailand/Burma. 

Martin and Gutherie 
wanted to bring attention to 
the current state the Karen 
tribe lives in on refuges 
camps. 

"These people [of the 
Karen Tribe] are the gen- 
tlest people 1 have ever 
met," Martin said. "We are 
doing this because both 
Matt and 1 worked with 



members of the Karen tribe 
this summer in Thailand," 
said Martin. "Matt was up 
in Musagee working with 
kids and teaching them 
English and 1 was in Mae 
Sot and lived for a bit with 
the kids at the Agape 
Children's home while visit- 
ing one of the Burgesses 
refugee camps and crossing 
over into Burma." 

Martin and Gutherie 
traveled with the 

InterVarsity Christian 
Fellowship this past sum- 
mer to do the global project 
in Thailand. 

See "SHOES" 
continued on page 2. 



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Volume 94 Issue 4 



October 4. 2007 



RSO funding policies questioned 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ie6rickson@clarion.eclu 

Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler®clai ion.edu 



dent senate's constitution, bership is often small and 
student senate is to help determined by a coach, and 
support social groups and not to other organizations 
other organizations, howev in which all students have 
er; it states that religious the opportunity to partici- 
organizations are not to be pate," she said. 
Winded. President of student 
"The purpose of student senate, Dustin McElhattan 
senate funding is to pro- said, "We found an obvious 
mote opportunities for contradiction in our fund- 
development and education ing policy, and we are look- 
outside of the classroom ing specifically into the 
and money should be alio* funding process for reli- 



CLARION, Sept. 28 - The 
restrictions of allocations 
for Recognized Student 
Organizations (RSOs) and 
the funding policies of stu- 

dent senate have recently eated to any student organ- gious organizations." 
raised questions and con- i^^tion that aims to benefit Currently the funding 

cern across campus. the Student population as a of religious organizations is 

RQH ft .° 7p ""Tfu '^^°^^'" ^^'^ University under review. The funding 

RSOs that IS not funded by Activities Board graduate for different groups and 

student senate is the ^ssitant, Heather Stork, organizations on campus 

"Although some RSOs tar- comes from the student 
get specific populations, for activities fees and accord- 
example, political and reli- ing to treasuer of student 
gious affiliated organiza- senate, Heather Puhalla, 



Intervarsity Christian 
Organization. According to 
the student senate, it is not 
funded due to the "selectivi- 
ty" of the organization. 



Student senate intends 
to look at state views on 
this issue and look at the 
religious views on this 
issue. 

"I think that they (stu- 
dent senate] should fund 
religious affiliated organi- 
zations, and even though 
this is a non-demonination- 
al campus, they should 
fund every organization," 
said sophomore elementary 
education, secondary edu- 
cation social studies major, 
Shawna Lind. 

"If student senate is 
going to fund student 
organizations they should 
fund every organization 
they recognize and not dis- 
criminate against organiza- 
tions," said Brittany Hartz, 



PLCB grants Clarion 
Police Borougli funds 



However, the issue lies 

in the fact that organiza- aly'studenrharthTop^r 
tions such as sports teams j^j^-y ^^ jqjjj » 

Stork also said she felt 
that the current procedures 
were unfair. 

"It is not fair to provide 
student money to athletic 



are funded even though 
they are selective organiza- 
tions, due to the fact that 
you must try out to earn a 
position on any team. 



According to the stu- ^^^, ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^ 



tions, there is no require- the budget that the student junior information systems 

raent for membership and senate has to work with is and business administra- 

limited. tion major. 

"We try our best to McElhattan said, 

please everyone considering "Hopefully in the near 

that we have a limited future we will get it right, 

amount of budget to work in whatever the decision 

with. We try to fix or get turns out to be." 
the biggest issues first," 
said PuUalla. 



Donald Baum 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_clwbaum@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Sept. 29 - The 
Pennsylvania Liquor 

Control Board (PLCB) 
granted the Clarion 
Borough Police $11,500 in 
September for increased 
patrols, combating under- 
age and high risk drinking, 
prevention programs and 
other educational materials. 
Since 1999, the PLCB 
has awarded over $3 million 
in grants to numerous enti- 
ties throughout the 
Commonwealth. 

The grants are intended 
to support a wide range of 
initiatives aimed at combat- 
ing the problem of underage 
and high risk drinking 
including law enforcement 
training, and community 
and teen outreach. 

According to the Clarion 
University Public Safety 
office, they currently have 
"no information at this 
time" pertaining to any joint 
efforts between the 



University Police and the 
Borough Police concerning 
the grant. 

CUP is a designated (hy 
campus. However, a nunilxM- 
of underage dritikiiig 
arrests made by Clarion 
Borough Police involve CUP 
students. 

The University >trictly 
prohibits possession of alco- 
hol or controlled substances 
on university property 
including all on campus res- 
idences. The policy regard- 
ing possession and con- 
sumption of alcoholic bever- 
ages does not apply to off- 
campus residences, such as 
Reinhard Villages, which 
are owned by Clarion 
University Foundation. 

Reinhard is not subject 
to the same restrictions as 
on campus residences, how- 
ever; they do have rules con- 
cerning consumption of 
alcohol that residents must 
adhere to. 



See "PLCB" 
continued on page 2. 



t ' ' ' """'"" "" ' ""'" ' ' " ' """"- ' I efforts between the Continued on page 2 

American Bar Association re-approves CUP paralegal program 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lelichvar@clarion.edu 



CLARION, Sept. 29 - The 
American Bar Association 
(ABA) recently re-approved 
the paralegal studies pro- 
gram at Clarion University- 
Venango Campus. 

This program provides 
students with the opportu- 
nity to earn an associate of 
science degree in paralegal 
studies. 

Director of the paralegal 
studies program. Dr. Frank 
Shepard of the finance 
department of the Clarion 
Venango Campus, said that 
they have been ABA 
approved since the early 
90s. 

Once approved, the pro- 
gram has a seven-year 
approval period with inter- 
im reports due every two 
years to make sure they are 
following the ABA require- 
ments. 

The program currently 
has 30 students enrolled. 

Shepard said, "The ABA 



has very stringent stan 
dards for the curriculum 
including detailed general 
education courses and very 
specific legal courses with 
the primary focus on legal 
skills over theory." 

As defined by the 
University's paralegal Web 
page, a paralegal is "...a 
person, qualified by educa- 
tion, training or work expe- 
rience who is employed or 
retained by a lawyer, law 
office, corporation, govern- 
mental agency or other enti- 
ty and who performs specifi- 
cally delegated substantive 
legal work for which a 
lawyer is responsible." 

A list of the courses and 
electives can be found at the 
University's paralegal Web 
page. 

This list includes cours- 
es such as Legal Writing, 
Methods of Legal Research 
and Wills, Trusts, Estates. 

In addition the program 
is required to have substan- 
tial access to law libraries. 
Shepard said that before the 
paralegal program was orig 
inally approved the Venango 



campus library had to 
increase their legal hold- 
ings. 

Students also use the 
libraries at both the Clarion 
and Venango County 
Courthouses. 

Each student in the pro- 
gram is given a card that 
allows them access to Lexis 
Nexus which is an online 
law library. 

After completing the 
two-year paralegal program 
students are prepared to 
enter the work force, though 
some chose to earn their 
Bachelors Degree and pur- 
sue law school. 

A major contributor to 
the large job pool for parale- 
gals is due to the wide vari- 
ety of jobs they can take 
on. 

According to the ABA 
Web site, paralegals can 
find work in law firms, cor- 
porate legal departments, 
insurance companies, estate 
and trust departments of 
large banks, hospitals and 
numerous other companies 
and organizations. 




Shepard said, "The ABA inally approved the Venango " ^^® American Bar Associattor 

Students on CUP campus opt to go without 



The Clarion University Venango Campus has had their paralegal program recently re-approved by 
the American Bar Association. (The Clarion Call/ Dr. Jerri Gent ) 



shoes for one month 




Three students on the CUP campus have opted to go without shoes in an effort to raise aware- 
ness and funds for orphaned children overseas. (The Clarion Call/Daria Kurnal) 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori@clanon.edu 

CLARION. Sept. 28 - Three 
Clarion University students 
have opted to go without 
shoes in an effort to raise 
awareness and funds for 
orphaned children overseas. 
Jennifer Martin, a fifth 
year Library Science Major, 
Matt Gutherie. a senior his- 
tory major: and sophomore, 
library science and early 
education major. Ian 
Snyder, have been walking 
around campus shoeless 
since Sept. 10 in order to get 
the attention of students 



across campus and to get 
individuals to ask questions. 

Martin. Snyder and 
Gutherie are working on a 
charity project to raise 
money for the Agape 
Children's Home, but they 
are also doing this to bring 
awareness to the Karen 
tribe in Thailand/Burma. 

Martin and Gutherie 
wanted to bring attention to 
the current state the Karen 
tribe lives in on refuges 
camps. 

"These people [of the 
Karen Tribe] are the gen- 
tlest people I have ever 
met." Martin said. "We are 
doing this because both 
Matt and I wo-kcd with 



members of the Karen tribe 
this summer in Thailand," 
said Martin. "Matt was up 
in Musagee working with 
kids and teaching them 
English and I was in Mae 
Sot and lived for a hit with 
the kids at the Agape 
Children's home while visit- 
ing one of the Burgesses 
refugee camps and crossing 
over into Burma." 

Martin and Gutherie 
traveled with the 

InterVarsity Christian 
Fellowship this past sum- 
mer to do the global project 
in Thailand. 

See "SHOES" 
continued on page 2. 



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October 4, 2007 



IfWS 



Oklahoma senator blocks gun bill 



Elizabeth Williamson 
Washington Post 

WASHINGTON - The 
nation's first new firearms 
law in more than a decade, 
born of the shooting deaths 
at Virginia Tech, is being 
blocked in the Senate by a 
single lawmaker who says it 
costs too much. 

The bill, which has 
passed the House on a voice 
vote, has bipartisan backing 
and the National Rifle 
Association's support. It is 
designed to improve the fed- 
eral system for checking 
gun buyers' mental health 
history in order to block 
purchases by those diag- 
nosed as mentally ill. 

The lawmaker who put 
the hold on the bill. Sen. 



Tom Coburn, R-Okla., con- 
tends that the bill would 
create "a pathway by which 
individuals can lose their 
Second Amendment rights 
but no pathway through 
which they can gain them 
back if they're stable." 

"I believe individual 
rights should be guaran- 
teed," Coburn said. 

He said he is even more 
concerned about the cost, 
which he contends would 
run to $2 billion over the 
next several years. Such leg- 
islation "is growing the gov- 
ernment without decreasing 
it somewhere else," he said. 

The hold is one of the 
Senate's most controversial 
procedural tactics. It allows 
a single lawmaker to block a 
vote on legislation. Coburn 
has holds on about 100 



pieces of legislation he 
opposes. Using dozens of 
amendments, he also has 
stalled a raft of spending 
bills that he says do not 
explain where the funding 
will come from for expanded 
veterans' health care, bridge 
upgrades and children's 
health care. 

The legislation came 
after mental health records 
indicated that the Virginia 
Tech shooter, student Seung 
Hui Cho, should have been 
flagged by the National 
Instant Check System. 
Legislators on both sides of 
the gun debate began deli- 
cate talks on fixing the sys- 
tem. 

Pro-gun Democratic 
Reps. John Dingell of 
Michigan, a former NRA 
board member, and Rick 



Boucher from near Virginia 
Tech's Blacksburg campus, 
teamed up with anti-gun 
New Yorkers Carolyn 
McCarthy, a congress- 
woman whose husband died 
in the Long Island Railroad 
shootings, and Sen. Charles 
Schumer to establish a "sys- 
tem that's better for gun 
owners and better for law 
enforcement," Dingell said 
at the time. 

Key support came from 
the NRA. which claims 4 
million members and has 
battled dozens of gun-con- 
trol bills in Congress. The 
group has lobbied for more 
money and a thorough 
scrubbing of the back- 
ground-check system, which 
the new measure would pro- 
vide. 



Requested funds allocated to two RSOs 

Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmricharcl@clarion.eclu 

jStudent 




CLARION, Oct. 1 - Student 
senate met on Oct. 1 for the 
weekly meeting to discuss 
allocations and announce a 
new statement that will be 



made prior to voting on RSO 
allocations in a meeting. 

Several motions of provid- 
ing money for Recognized 
Student Organizations 
(RSOs) were suggested. 

"When RSOs request 
money, they must fill out a 
specific form, meet certain 
deadlines and rules and 
after appropriations com- 
mittees go through it, it is 
then voted on during the 
actual senate meeting." said 
student senator Elizabeth 
Presutti. 

"Students involved in 
those RSOs are encouraged 
to attend the meetings to 
defend their case." 

Student senate deter- 
mined that it may become 



uncomfortable for an RSO 
representative to have to sit 
through the voting process 
involving that organization. 
In response to this issue, the 
senate decided that before 
any voting is to occur, a 
statement will be issued 
informing anyone repre- 
senting an organization that 
they are allowed to leave the 
room during the voting 
process. 

That evening, three 
RSOs were voted upon. A 
request of $679 for the 
America Marketing 

Association was approved, 
as was a request for $1,630 
from the Association of 
Graduate Business 

Students. A request for 



$1,018 from the Financial 
Management Association 
was denied. 

Organizations on cam- 
pus that were able or unable 
to become RSOs were also 
discussed. Several organi- 
zations currently have 
frozen accounts because 
they lack the proper paper- 
work and application 
processes necessary to 
become RSOs. 

Also, the issue was 
raised as to whether or not 
organizations such as 
WCUC and University 
Theatre are technically con- 
sidered RSOs. There was no 
conclusion at this time. 



"PLCB" continued 
from front page. 

According to informa- 
tion given by Kara Vickery, 
the Office Manager of 
Reinhard Villages, 

"Conduct, which infringes 
upon the rights of others to 
a quiet, orderly living envi- 
ronment is not acceptable 
under any circumstances 
and is expressly prohibited 
at Reinhard Villages. Open 



containers of alcohol are not 
permitted in the hallways, 
breezeways or other public 
areas of the Community. 
Common source alcoholic 
containers in excess of three 
gallons are also prohibited 
along with the sale of alco- 
hol. We reserve the right to 
confiscate any alcohol that 
is present in the 
Community in a manner 
that violates these Rules 
and Regulations and/or local 
and federal laws." 



Furthermore the infor- 
mation provided by Vickery 
said "All residents must be 
in full compliance with 
local, state and federal laws, 
and regulations in accor- 
dance with these rules and 
regulations." 

According to 

Pennsylvania law, any 
detectable alcohol on a 
minor's breath is sufficient 
to sustain a charge of under- 
age drinking. 

The PLCB is an inde- 



pendent government 

agency, established in 1933 
in conjunction with the 
repeal of prohibition. The 
agency manages the sale, 
storage, transportation and 
manufacture of wine, spirits 
and brewed beverages in the 
Commonwealth. The PLCB 
is also responsible for liquor 
distribution and education 
regarding the harmful 
effects of alcohol consump- 
tion. 



"SHOES" continued 
from front page. 

Martin said they decided to 
go without shoes, because 
friends of theirs have done 
something similar to this 
last year at the University 
of New Mexico. 

"Anyone is welcome to join 
in, as we are going one 
month, so around Oct. 10 we 
will have reached our goal," 
said Martin. "There are sev- 
eral other students who just 
spread the word and bring 
attention to the fact there 
are a few who do not wear 
shoes." 

As a combined effort to 
raise money and awareness 
Martin and Gutherie said 
they "want people to start 
looking past what is just 
going inside the headline 
news stories and see there is 
so much more to the coun- 
tries in the world." 

Interested inviduals can 
contact Martin by e-mail to 
donate to the cause at 
ozgal05@yahoo.com. 

Martin said "We want 
people to hear of Burma and 
know how bad the govern- 
ment treats its entire people 
especially the Karen Tribe. 
We want people to be aware 
of the injustice being done to 
ethnic group based on the 
fact of their ethnicity." 

The Karen Tribe is an 
ethic group that lives in the 
hills of Burma and 



Thailand. They are of a 
lower class and do not 
receive adequate education. 

"In the past several 
years the Thai government 
has given these people only 
so much land to live on 
towards the boarder of 
Thailand and Burma. The 
problem has become that 
their population is growing, 
forcing them to give up 
farming land and as a result 
they have less food," Martin 
said. 

According to Martin, 
"The Karen living in Burma 
are fighting against the gov- 
ernment and have been ever 
since World War II ... 
because of this constant fear 
of the government, those 
being oppressed are fleeing 
to Thailand." 

Near the Thailand and 
Burma border rests refugee 
camps. Mae Sot Thailand is 
a refugee on the border that 
is two miles in distance mile 
and holds over 50,000 
refugees. 

"The Thai government 
has granted these people 
this land to live on, but they 
can not leave without the 
proper paper work which 
costs a lot of money Money 
people who are fleeing for 
their lives do not have," 
Martin said. 

Martin described The 
Agape Children's home like 
a boarding school. The 
founder is a pastor that 



brings in children from 
Karen famihes in Thailand. 
Karen Children are children 
born with the ethnicity of 
the Karen Tribe in Burma 
or Thailand. The families 
can not afford to send their 
kids to school, so he pays for 
each child's schooling, uni- 
form, books and all the costs 
to house them for nine 
months of the year. Martin 
said that the pastor travels 
back and forth to the fami- 



lies in the hills to "encour- 
age them and to start small 
village churches for the peo- 
ple while looking after 120 
children." 

Martin and Gutherie 
said they "have hopes that 
Clarion University students 
will see how much they have 
by being here and getting an 
education while there are so 
many people in this world 
who fear for their lives and 
live day by day." 



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The Qaricn Call provides a synopsis of all mm- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
September/October 2007. All information can be 
accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http7/www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/loca' 
tion.8htmL 

■ Sept. 28, at 12:25 a.m., Alex DituUio, 20, of 
McMurry, Pa., was cited for underage consumption and 
public drunkenness in Wilkinson Hall. 

■ Sept. 28, at 11:50 p.m., Jesse Miller, 19, of Altoona, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption and public 
drunkenness after University Police found Miller 
passed on on the floor of Given Hall. 

■ Sept. 28, at 3:il a.m., Michael Gearhard, 18, of 
Murrysville, Pa., was cirted for underage consumption 
after police were called about a disturbance in Lot 5, 

■ Sept. 27, at 11:46 p.m., Andrew Linden, 19, of 
Brockport, Pa., was cited for disorderly conduct, public 
drunkenness, and underage consumption after 
University Police were called to Lot 3 for a fight. 

■ Sept. 27, at 12:45 a.m., University Police were called 
about a hit and run that took place in parking lot 3. 
The incident is under investigation. 

■ Sept. 27, at 10:50 a.m., Joseph Pettine, 21, was 
arrested on a warrant issued by Magistrate Quin for 
failing to return library materials to the public library 
on Main Street in Clarion. 

■ Sept. 26, at 11:30 p.m., Matthew Huber, 20, had 
charges filed against him by University Police after 
stealing a university owned Rigtt. ' i !,.;,, 

■ Sept. 25, at 11:21 p.m., Vanessa Eozzo, 18, of St. 
Marys, Pa., was cited for underage consumption in 
Nair Hall. 

■ Sept. 25, at iriO p.m., Lacey Lichvar, 23, of 
Clearville, Pa., was cited for possession of marijuana 
and drug paraphenalia. 

■ Sept. 25, at 11:21 p.m., Jamie Richard, 19, was cited 
for underage consumption in Nair Hall. 

■ Sept. 25, at 11:21 p.m., Jonathan Hedrick, 18, was 
cited for drinking in Nair Hall. 

■ Sept. 25, at 2:50 p.m., a student reported damage to 
a car while it was parked in parking lot 3. 

■ Sept. 21. at 6:22 p.m., Matthew Mainhart, 21, of 
Kitanning, Pa., was cited for disorderly conduct for 
holding a cardboard poster with obscene words and 
charicatures of naked female breasts while riding in a 
vehicle, after a women and her two small children 
reported seeing Mainhart in this act. 

■ Sept. 11, at 11:48 p.m., Christopher Helsel, of 
Altoona, Pa., was cited for underage consumption and 
posessing prohibited and offensive weapons, when he 
was found to be intoxicated and in possession of brass 
knuckles and an expandable baton. 

■ Sept. 10, at 8:18 p.m., Jonathan Hickey, 18, of Bethel 
Park, Pa., was observed urinating on the side of Becht 
Hall and was cited for disorderly conduct and underage 
consumption. 

■ Sept. 5, at 1:55 p.m., John Evans, 22, of Clarion, Pa., 
was arrested by Public Safety on an arrest warrant 
issued by Magistrate Quinn on charges filed by the Pa. 
State Police pertaining to the posession and delivery of 
a controlled substance. 

■ Sept. 5, at 8:49 a.m., Jason Brokenbek, 22, of 
Bridgeville, Pa was arrested by Public Safety on an 
arrest warrant issued by Magistrate Quinn on charges 
filed by the Pa. State Police pertaining to the posession 
and delivery of a controlled substance. 

■ Sept. 5, at 3 p.m.. University Police recieved a report 
of obscene phone calls that were being received by a 
Wilkinson Hall resident. 

■ Sept. 3, at 1:17 a.m., Racquelle Davis, 19, of Clarion 
Pa., was cited for underage drinking in Reinhard 
Villages. 

■ Sept. 1, at 5:23 p.m., an act of vandalism to a vehi- 
cle parked at Grouse Field Lane in Reinhard Villages 
was reported to University Police. This incident is 
under invesigation. 



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Tiffi CLAiUON CALL 



October 4, 2007 



Ifiiin 



Imagine a day without feminism 




Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_saclesmond@clarlon.edu 

Women, imagine a day 
at Clarion with me (men, 
imagine a day for your girl- 
friend or sister or other 
female in your life). 

You wake up only ten 
minutes before your first 
class, so you decide to throw 
on some sweats and forget 
about make-up. Running to 
your Human Sexuality 
class, you run into a friend. 
She asks you to meet ner at 
the Loomis for lunch. 

After class, you head to 
the bookstore to pick up 
posterboard for a project. 
You use the credit card you 
got in the mail to pay for it. 

Entering your elemen- 
tary education class, you 
begin talking to a classmate. 
He tells you that he was 
offered a job teaching second 
grade next year. 

Your last class of the day is 
cancelled because your pro- 
fessor went into labor last 
night. With your free time, 
you go to see your advisor to 
discuss major options. You 
decide you might want to do 
something in math o;b,. sci- 



ence. 

At the Loomis, your 
friend confides in you that 
she was sexually abused 
over the weekend. You sug- 
gest that she goes to PAS- 
SAGES for help. 

After lunch, you head 
back to your apartment. You 
make a post on the discus- 
sion board for your women's 
studies class then read a few 
articles from the latest issue 
of Cosmo. Later that night, 
you head out to meet your 
friends for a movie. 



Did any of that seem 
abnormal? Any combination 
of those events could hap- 
pen on any day today. 

Only 40 years ago, 
though, that day would have 
never happened in any com- 
bination of events. 

Walking around with no 
make-up was not acceptable 
for women. They wouldn't 
have been able to partici- 
pate in a human sexuality 
class, if one was even 
offered. 

Women were not given 
credit records, so they 
wouldn't have a credit card 
,il\ their own.n^me. 



Often, women were 
demoted or fired if they 
became pregnant. No 
chance of a canceled class 
for pregnancy. There would- 
n't be very many major 
options to discuss because 
women typically majored in 
English, education or home 
economics. 

Women wouldn't be very 
willing to open-up about a 
sexual experience, especial- 
ly if it was abusive. 
Programs like PASSAGES 
didn't exist to help women 
in those situations. 

A female couldn't get an 
apartment on her own; 
women's studies classes 
were rare: Cosmo didn't run 
the same kind of sexually 
themed articles it does 
today; and women weren't 
allowed out after nine or 10 
p.m. 

This all relates to men, 
too. They typically did not 
teach elementary school. It 
was considered unnatural. 
So, an elementary education 
class would not include both 
sexes. 

Parties would not be 
filled with women ready to 
"hook up." Dating would be 
an entirely different experi- 
ence and men were expected 
to go "steady" with a girl 
much earlier in life. 

Many other factors con- 
tributed to the way of life 40 
years ago, of course. Still, 
many ways of thinking and 
living were determined by a 
person's sex. Life was very 
different for everyone. 

Through my women's 
studies class, I've been able 



to think about feminist 
issues on a much deeper 
level than I ever had before. 

From the start, I 
learned that it's not a con- 
cept that simply involves 
bra-burning or hating men. 

It's a movement to end 
to androcentric thinking 
(revolving around men). 

Feminism often carries 
such a negative connotation 
that people roll their eyes 
and scoff at the idea. But, 
simply imagine what life 
would be hke without the 
years of work feminists put 
in to change the way we live. 

I encourage you to aban- 
don your preconceived 
notions and consider life 
before feminist movements. 
Which would you prefer? 

I certainly don't even 
want to imagine life at that 
time. I enjoy the freedoms I 
have. 

Choosing whichever 
major I like, going out unac- 
companied, using my credit 
card and knowing there are 
resources for me if I get in 
trouble. Most of the times 
we don't consider simple 
things like these freedoms. 
They've always been options 
in our lives. 

If I could thank the 
female leaders who allowed 
us to have these freedoms 
and lead to the world we 
have now, I would. I am for- 
ever grateful to them. 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts & journalism 
major and Features Editor 
of The Call. 



" A game of 'Rusiilan roulette 



Zach Hause 
Columnist 

s_zhause@clarion.edu 




Conservative talk slime, 
or I mean talk show host 
Rush Limbaugh is up to his 
usual attention seeking 
tricks again. This time he 
referred to Iraqi War veter- 
ans who return home from 
active duty and criticize the 
war in Iraq as "phony sol- 
diers" on his morning talk 
show. God bless America. 
It's about time someone 
called out those cowards. 
Anyone who opposes the 
war that has been over 
there must obviously be a 
fake, which must mean that 
my friends and family mem- 
bers that have come back 
from Iraq and Middle East 
must be fake. Here I 
thought they were serving 
their country and all along 
they were just faking the 
whole damn thing. Well that 
really steams my clams. I'm 
going to have a talk with 
them to see just how they 
pulled that one off because 
they sure did fool a lot of 
people. 

But thankfully it did not 
take the Democrats long to 
jump in front of the cameras 
for this twelve round bout of 
complete ignorance. Leading 
the pack this time for the 
Democrats, out of the blue 
corner, weighing in at about 
the same weight as any has 
been presidential candidate, 



John "Joke of the Month" 
Kerry. And his opponent, out 
of the red corner, weighing 
in between 270 and 400 
pounds (depending on his 
Oxycontin intake) , Rush 
"The Rotund Rambler" 
Limbaugh. 

Kerry had some pretty 
harsh words for Limbaugh, 
referring to Limbaugh as an 
"embarrassment to his 
party." Well if anyone is an 
expert in embarrassing 
their own party, it's John 
Kerry. Earlier this year, 
Kerry, in his ultimate wis- 
dom and comedic genius had 
the following joke to say 
about college students and 
the Iraq War: (before you 
read it, you better buckle 
your seat belt, it's a real 
knee slapper) "You know, 
education, if you make the 
most of it, you study hard, 
you do your homework and 
you make an effort to be 
smart, you can do well. And 
if you don't, you get stuck in 
Iraq." Way to go John, you 
make being a Support the 
Troops Democrat much easi- 
er after belting out that 
kind of hilarity. But, he did 
retract the statement and 
referred to it as a botched 
joke. Oh rats, and it was so 
funny, imagine what it 
would have sounded like if 
he would have actually said 
it right the first time, we 
would probably all still be 
laughing. Maybe we would 
have laughed ourselves 
right out of Iraq, wouldn't 
that have been nice? 

Between "being stuck in 
Iraq" and "phony soldiers," I 
do not know where to turn, 
so I will continue to talk 
about Rush Limbaugh. This 
recent "phony soldier" 
remark by Newt Gingrich's 
former massage therapist, 
Limbaugh, really helped the 



Democrats out after their 
recent sparring match with 
Republicans over the New 
York Times "General Betray 
Us" ad, which referred to 
General George Petraeus. 
General Petraeus, who had 
just spent several months in 
Iraq with some non-phony 
soldiers analyzing the war, 
just gave his Iraq report to 
congressional and senatori- 
al committees a couple of 
weeks ago, arguing in favor 
of the troop surge, as well as 
the progress that has been 
made in Iraq. Top 
Republicans called the 
Moveon.org ad, targeting 
the general "shameful" and 
a "disgrace to our national 
integrity" 

Okay, that's it, I cannot 
take this much longer I feel 
hke I just ate a big scat 
sandwich and washed it 
down with a glass of six day 
old chewing tobacco spit. 
Ads like this run all of the 
time from both sides. 
During the political season, 
politicians run smear ads 
against their opponents' 
campaign every minute of 
the day, with far worse 
phrases and slogans. Some 
of them, whether supported 
by Rush or Kerry fans, have 
truth behind them and some 
do not. 

Rush Limbaugh, as Al 
Franken put it, is a "big fat 
idiot." He embodies every- 
thing sick and disgusting in 
humanity He makes claims 
like all drug addicts should 
all be forced to live on their 
own island so that they 
could not bother anyone 
else, but then got himself 
busted taking more than 
nine times the regularly 
prescribed dose of 
Oxycontin at a time. He also 
claimed that Christian val- 
ues were his driving force in 



life, but has been divorced 
three times, as well as was 
busted with an entire bottle 
of a generic unprescribed 
Viagra while not being mar- 
ried, which leads me to 
believe old Rompin' Rush 
might have been up to some 
naughty sinning on his 
vacation. Also, the worst 
quality of Limbaugh, 
besides his hypocrisy, is his 
outright lack of integrity or 
respect for anyone else 
besides himself. He is and 
has been praying that 
Hillary Clinton gets voted 
president so that his ratings 
pick up and he is a house- 
hold name again like he was 
when Slick Willie was our 
head of state... no pun 
intended. Rush is a shock 
jock who wants attention, 
and he is getting it, but it 
only comes in spurts. He 
will need a Democrat presi- 
dent so that he has some- 
thing to complain about 
besides him and Bill 
O'Reilly's recently exposed 
love triangle with Senator 
Larry Craig. Who would 
have known that the three 
of them really know what 
love is? 

John Kerry, on the other 
hand, is a lousy representa- 
tive of the Democratic party 
who lost his backbone after 
he said something moder- 
ately controversial and was 
called on it. He held his 
ground for about as long as I 
can hold my breath. The 
point is that he did not have 
the guts to stand by what he 
said, and that is the prob- 
lem of the Democratic party 
as a whole. They need their 
backbone restored and they 
need to stop letting John 
Kerry talk at all. I realize 
that this is the second week 
I have harped about John 
Kerry, but he just has to 



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nothing more, nothing less. 
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so please be happy with 
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ketchup bottling, two very 
important jobs in our socie- 
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The job of our govern- 
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seek social and economic 
justice, it is to make the 
other side look terrible. How 
are they going to do their 
jobs if they don't start know- 
ing which side of the aisle to 
agree with? Come on, this 
two party system has its 
flaws, but can't we just 
agree to start mudslinging 
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Contracting the ''kissing disease/' avoiding tlie iiiness 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

8._gsbandzuh@clarion.eclu 

Rozlynd Vares was born 
and raised on the island of 
Hawaii. Upon graduating 
from Kemehameha High 
School, Vares and her 
boyfriend discovered 

Clarion University for the 
first time. 

"I always wanted to go 
to school on the east coast," 
she said. "My boyfriend 
came here to wrestle so I 
decided to attend Clarion 
with him." 

Vares is a senior major- 
ing in business and econom- 
ics. She is also involved with 
several organizations and 
clubs on campus. She is a 
member of student senate, 
president of the Political 
Economics Club, vice-presi- 
dent of the Real Estate 
Association and a member 
of the President's 
Commission on the Status of 
Women. She also works as a 
teaching assistant in the 
Economics Department. 

In Hawaii, she co-owns 
her father's contracting 



company. 

Due to her hard work 
and dedication to her school- 
work, she was acknowl- 
edged with two awards. She 
is attending Clarion 
University on a full scholar- 
ship from Bishop Estate, 
located in Hawaii. She also 
received the Charles R 
Leech Scholarship and she 
is an undergraduate 
research scholar. 

Vares also participates 
in relief efforts. 

Next month, on Oct. 22- 
25, she has organized a trip 
to New Orleans through the 
Political Economics Club. So 
far there are about 40 peo- 
ple attending. They are 
holding fundraisers and col- 
lecting sponsorships to help 
pay for the trip. 

During their time in 
New Orleans, the entire 
group will be working 
through an organization 
called St. Bernard Parish. 
Their jobs will require them 
to first demolish the homes 
and then rebuild as many 
homes as they can in the 
three days they are there. 

"We are still more than 
willing to take on more peo- 



ple, the more the better," 
she said. "More homes will 
be built if we have more peo- 
ple to build them." 

Vares said she loves 
Clarion University. 

"The University of 
Hawaii was a oad atmos- 
phere for me. I never really 
had the chance to bond with 
any of my professors there 
due to the fact that the 
school was so big," she said. 
"Here at Clarion University 
the professors of business 
and economics are amaz- 
ing. 

Despite how she feels 
about all of the positive 
things at Clarion, she feels 
that she does not fit in with 
all of the cultures. 

"My culture is sort of in 
the minority here. There are 
not that many people here 
who are from my culture," 
she said. 

Since she is a family-ori- 
ented person, it's also hard 
for her to be so far away 
from home. 

Her hobbies include 
reading, going to the Pacific 
Ocean, jet skiing and play- 
ing with all kinds of dogs. 
Her favorite pastime is lay 







ing around in the sand at 
Waimanalo beach. 

As for the difference in 
climate between here and 
Hawaii, she said, "I love the 
climate here. It is fun to get 
all dressed up in all of those 
warm clothes. It is nice to 



actually wear something 
else than a tank top and 
shorts every single day dur- 
ing the week." 

She also said she loves 
the change of seasons 
because she is used to sun- 
shine and 80 degree weath- 



er every day in Hawaii. 

After graduating from 
Clarion University, Vares 
plans on returning to 
Hawaii where she wants to 
attend law school and 
attend graduate programs 
in economics. 



PCSW w orks towards equality Iask doctor eagle 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 



The President's 

Commission on the Status of 
Women was formed in 1983 
as a subcommittee of the 
Affirmative Action 

Committee. With a state 
mandate, it was made a 
commission in 1889. 

As a way to address 
issues concerning women on 
campus, the group worked 
to develop programs that 
would help promote equality 
for all women on campus. 
They have been involved in 
hiring practices and work- 
ing conditions on campus 
and have branched out into 
the community through 
work with rape victims. 

"We have survived and 
stayed strong because we 
have a vision of what an 
equitable campus should 
look like and have been will- 
ing to take steps to make 
this happen," said Dr. 
Jeanne Slattery, a psycholo- 
gy professor and member of 
the PCSW. 

Through their work, 
many vital establishments 
on campus are available for 
women. Two of the largest 
are the Women's Studies 
Department and SAFE. 
They also had a part in 
starting the Rape 
Aggression Defense System 
(RADS, now run by Public 



Safety), the Faculty 
Mentoring Program (now 
run by Faculty Affairs) and 
Students Together Against 
Rape (STAR). 

Because of their efforts 
with these programs, the 
PCSW has won two Social 
Equity Awards. 

Today, the group spon- 
sors activities like speakers 
and presentations. This 
year they are co- sponsoring 
speakers Farooka Guahari, 
an Afghan woman, and Eve 
Ensler, the author of "The 
Vagina Monologues" (both 
with the Martin Luther 
King, Jr. Committee). 

They also work with the 
Office of Social Equity for 
Equity Week and are still 
involved in STAR. 

Each year, they do a 
project. Last year's project 
centered around women's 
health. This year it is about 
women in a global context. 

"Now that the campus is 
under control, [I'd like to see 
us] look beyond to world- 
wide issues," said Dr. 
Jocelynn Smrekar, a educa- 
tion professor and member 
of the PCSW. 

They will be focusing on 
countries that are areas of 
conflict and where women's 
rights are in danger. 

Besides speakers, the 
group also financially sup- 
ports students doing gender- 
related research. 

At the end of September, 
they held their annual 



retreat at the Clarion House 
Bed and Breakfast. They 
hold this at the beginning of 
each year to brainstorm 
activities for the year, wel- 
come new members and 
reflect on women's issues. 

Janice Gruenwald, Dr. 
Jeanne Slattery and Fatima 
Hashmi participated in a 
panel called "Challenges to 
Women in the 2l8t 
Century." Hashmi discussed 
her experiences living in 
Pakistan. 

"I was pleasantly sur- 
prised that my presentation 
had a deep impact on every- 
one there. I didn't expect it 
to be so well received," 
Hashmi said. 

Members of the group 
will also be attending the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education 
(PASSHE) Women's 

Constortium's Annual 

Conference. It is being held 
at Bloomsburg University at 
the end of the month. The 
theme is "Generations of 
Women Moving History 
Forward." 

Although the group is 
currently composed of about 
30 faculty members, they 
released a call for member- 
ship at the beginning of the 
fall semester. Four students 
applied by submitting a 200- 
250 word essay describing 
why they want to be in the 
group and what they feel 
they could contribute. 

At the group's monthly 



Organization 
Spotlight 





meeting yesterday, they 
voted on accepting the stu- 
dent members. Hashmi, 
Rozlynd Vares, Elinore 
Hooven and Kerri 
Fesenmyer were approved 
for membership. 

"Joining the PCSW will 
equip me the tools to 
address women issues, par- 
ticularly those in the work- 
ing environment back home, 
which I am soon joining," 
said Hashmi. "My experi- 
ences as a women and chil- 
dren's rights advocate in 
Pakistan have made me 
more aware of the many 
opportunities women have 
in this part of the world and 
I hope to benefit from it." 

Members of the group 
join for many different rea- 
sons, ranging from wanting 
to make a difference to look- 
ing for support. 

"As a woman in a 
department that is predomi- 
nately male, I needed to go 
outside to have female inter- 
action," said Dr. Valerie 
Bennett, a biology professor. 
"I feel like I'm making a dif- 
ference on campus." 




D^r Dr. Eagle, 



My friend has been struggling with drug and alcohol 
issues. She was attending Alcoholics Anonymous at 
home over the summer, which helped her a lot. Now that 
we're back in school, I'm afraid she's going to cave to 
peer pressure and revert back to old habits of excessive 
partying. Any suggestions? 

Signed, 

Concerned Friend 



Dear Concerned Friend, 



Young people face many challenges, pressures, and 
stressors. Drugs and alcohol may seem to provide a tem- 
porary escape from daily life, but, numbing or "obhvion 
through the bottle" only creates more problems. 
Although a necessary first step is the desire to change 

I one's behavior and attitudes. Because addiction is a dis- 
ease, outside help is often necessary Your friend is 
lucky to have you in her corner and Alcoholics 
Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous are great 
resources. 

There are local chapters of Alcoholics Anonymous 
(AA) and Narcotics Anonymous (NA) that meet on cam- 
pus. Since your friend has had experience and success 
with this program, perhaps she will be glad to know 
there are groups here to help her too. Both AA and NA 
hold open meetings (anyone may attend) weekly from 8- 
9 p.m. on Wednesdays and Thursdays, respectively, in 
the basement of Hart Chapel. 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling 

Health Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, 

e-mail her at s_vjwonderli@clarion.edu. 






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Rebuilding New Orleans 




Susan Campbell 
The Hartford Courant 

In and around New 
Orleans, there is a whole 
army of faceless names like 
Rosita Thomas, whose 
wrecked house on Piety 
street was marked this 
spring as a public nuisance 
and blighted property. 

Did she even see the 
sign? Did she make her 
April 23rd hearing? (And 
did the person hanging the 
sign take into account that 
Thomas didn't cause the 
blight, the levee break did?) 

Where is Rosita Thomas 
now, and does she ever 
think of her little house on 
Piety? 

You could go to New 



Orleans and never get your 
questions answered. A 
group from the Greater 
Hartford campus of 
University of Connecticut 
(UConn) volunteered with 
Habitat for Humanity in 
New Orleans in late May. 
Thomas Craemer, assistant 
professor of public policy, 
went as a faculty sponsor. 

They planned to build 
three-bedroom houses in the 
Upper Ninth Ward, in the 
eastern part of the city. 
Many of the UConn group 
are public policy graduate 
students. Some of them had 
already studied the conun- 
drum that is the Crescent 
City, but that was from afar. 
The post-Katrina Gulf Coast 
is a perfect storm of weath- 
er, shoddy levees and gov- 



ernmental miscues. 

And a visit there is preg- 
nant with teachable 
moments. A city is decimat- 
ed, and leaders don't seem 
to know what to do about it. 
Rebuild? Rebuild into what? 
The new New Orleans can 
never be the same New 
Orleans, but would you 
want it to be? And where do 
you begin, asks Ryan Tully, 
a graduate student who 
helped coordinate the trip. 

The Connecticut volun- 
teers saw a shocking lack of 
government 
resources — save for canned 
water from FEMA— but bee- 
hives of volunteers. 

See "NEW 

ORLEANS" continued 
on page 5. 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

Clarion students should 
be wary the next time they 
kiss their significant other 
because it may land them 
with a nasty cold or worse. 

Yes, it's that time of year 
again. Not football season, 
cold season. This year is no 
different than any other 
year before. A majority of 
Clarion students are suffer- 
ing the effects of the "kiss- 
ing disease." 

The technical name for 
the kissing disease is 
mononucleosis, or mono for 
short. Mono is a viral dis- 
ease that affects many parts 
of your body, most notably 
the respiratory system, liver 
and spleen. It is nicknamed 
the kissing disease because 
one of the main ways to 
become infected with the 
virus is the exchange of sali- 
va, which could be attained 



through kissing, sharing 
food or drinks or even being 
coughed on by accident. 

Darlene Hnrtlc. a regis- 
tered nurse who works in 
health promotions and pro- 
grams at the Keeling Health 
Center, said that the 
chances of contracting mono 
are very high for students, 
considering that the risk of 
catching the illness increas- 
es greatly with lack of sleep 
and an unhealthy diet. 

Hartle said that there 
aren't an unusual number of 
people with mono this year, 
but there have been many 
cases from the beginning of 
the semester. She also said 
that most people are 
immune to mono by the age 
of 30, because by that time 
most people have had it in 
one form or another. 

Some common signs of 
mono are fever, sore throat, 
appetite loss, headache and 
general aching. These signs 
could be misleading and 
make a student to believe 



that one just has a common 
cold or fever. 

If not treated properly, 
mono could have significant- 
ly more damaging effects, 
including an enlarged 
spleen and liver. 

The spleen grows 
because it tries to produce 
more white blood cells to 
fight off the cold. If one 
plays a contact sport with 
an enlarged spleen, it could 
be easily ruptured, landing 
him or her in the emergency 
room. 

If the liver enlarges and 
a heavy amount of alcohol is 
consumed, it could also 
cause serious complications. 
In very rare cases, the lungs 
or heart become attacked by 
the virus as well, which 
could prove to be fatal. 

Tests for mono are typi- 
cally done by taking blood, 
usually through finger 
pricks. The span of disease 
can last from 10 days up to 
six months. 

So what are the best 



way.s to I'igfit otT mono'.' 
Since mono is a viral dis- 
ease, there is no medication 
that can he taken to cure it. 
This doesn't mean it's com- 
pletely untreatable, though. 
"Mono is a self limiting 
disease." said Hartle. "This 
means that if you are tired, 
than you must rest. If you 
have a sore 



water or take cough medi- 
cine. You have to treat the 
.symptoms that you have." 

Also, healthy foods and 
vitamins are important and 
recommended. 

"Diet is the most impor- 
tant," said Hartle. 

What are the best ways 
to avoid mono all together? 
The answei 



Avoid physical contact with 
someone you know has 
mono, and take care of your- 
s(>li' l)\ getting adequate 
sleep and eating right. 
These thnigs may be hard 
for fi college student to do, 
hut important measures 
must be taken in order to 
avoid contracting mono. 




Register collaborates original music with poetry 



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Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts©clarion.edu 

Dr. Brent Register, a 
music professor, collaborat- 
ed with John Digby, an 
artist, for the newly pub- 
lished book "Songs from the 
Chinese Poets." The book 
contains translated Chinese 
poetry, images and music 
composition. A CD of the 
music recordings features 
performances by Brent 
Register, oboe; Lisa 
Johnson, clarinet; and 
Bryan Register, tenor. 

Brent Register first met 
Digby at the National 
Colligate Foundatiojft in 



Philadelphia. Digby was 
known as a translator for 
Chinese poetry and artwork. 
Brent Register and Digby 
discussed their interests, 
which led to a collaboration 
with the music composition 
and Chinese poetry. 

Although they collabo- 
rated for the book, they both 
worked separately on their 
respective pieces. 

"He is not a musician 
and I am not a poet," Brent 
Register said. 

Brent Register worked 
on his composition for about 
a year. He used western 
style music for his composi- 
tion and was influenced by 
what was going on in his life 
at the time. ■ ... 




Dr. Brent Register (The Clarion Ca/(/Darla Kuma/) .aa**-.!! -.ri^u 



Johnson thought it had 
sounds from the "Three 
Penny Opera," which Brent 
Register was correcting at 
the time. Bryan Register 
thought it sounded like 
Francis Poulenc, which 
Brent Register performed in 
a recital. 

The series contains five 
movements, which is about 
eight minutes of music. 
Brent Register's favorite 
poem was by Li-Po titled 
"Night Thoughts," and was 
the first one he composed. 

The poem read, "Inching 
across my straw pallet the 
moon spreads a cold light so 
bright I think its frost. 
Settling back to sleep I pon- 
der home." 



Brent Register imag- 
ined the poem with the 
moon and the cold light to 
get inspired for the composi- 
tion. 

The piece will he per- 
formed on Nov. 4 at the 
National Collegiate Honors 
Council conference in 
Denver, Colo. Register and 
Digby will also do another 
collaboration and perform at 
the conference. 

"John was so pleased 
with the result that he 
wants to create another 
song cycle. I'm up for it," 
Brent Register said. "1 may 
use instruments other than 
the oboe, like clarinet and 
tenor, for the next set." 



"NEW ORLEANS" 
continued from page 4. 

As they started work— recy- 
cling a foundation into a 
patio, taking turns at a jack- 
hammer— they kept hearing 
horror stories about the 
nearby Lower Ninth. 

So on their day off, they 
went exploring, and found 
shockingly little going on in 
the Lower Ninth, save for a 
community organization 
called Common Ground 



Collective. 

The Lower Ninth was 
hit hardest during the levee 
break, and subsequent 
competing policies haven't 
helped much, said Craemer. 
People there are working 
without city water or elec- 
tricity. Residents have had 
little luck getting those 
much-hated FEMA trailers. 
The"re hated, but they're 
something. Without homes 
to call their own. Lower 
Ninth residents have scat- 
tered. 



m*^^^^ 



Student Tina 

Harrington took a picture 
for her blog of a sign that 
said, in part, "Tourist, 
shame on you." 

"They get so angry if you 
drive through like you are 
on a tour bus," she said. "If 
you stop, they are so friend- 
ly, they want people to know 
what's going on with them. 
They will tell you their 
story. Everyone was still 
broken in the Lower Ninth." 

Craemer counted trail- 
ers, and found that the 



whiter the neighbors, the 
more official help they 
appeared to have received. 
Craemer's background is 
political psychology with a 
focus on American race rela- 
tions. Even without that 
background, the inequity 
"kind of hits you over the 
head," he said. He and the 
students decided they'd 
start gathering data. They'll 



present their findings Oct. 
4. 

Group members 

expressed their dismay, but 
Craemer, a German immi- 
grant, finds the lack of offi- 
cial activity— and the notion 
that the area can and 
should be abandoned— trou- 
bUng. 

"When Kennedy 

announced this nation 



would travel to the moon, 
people didn't think it was 
impossible," he said. "That's 
what attracted me to this 
country, its can-do spirit. 
"There's a problem, let's 
solve it.'" No one talked 
about abandoning New York 
after the terrorist attacks. 
No one would think of leav- 
ing behind Venice or the 
Netherlands. 



The Marines' pull-up challenge 





Look in next week's issue for the answer! 



The Marines held a pull-up challenge Sept. 27 in the Gemmell Student Complex. Students could 
win prizes by doing a certain number of pull-ups. Lt. Michael Conley of the Marines looks on as 
Mike Smalls, a freshman business management major, does a one-handed pull-up. (The Clarion 
Call/Shasta Kurtz) 





Last week: Sculpture outside of the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 



Page 6 



Hffi CLARION CALL 



October 4. 2007 



SiMiimtt 

Theatre Department opens season with "The Guys" 



October 4, 2007 



Tiffi CLA8I0N CALL 



Rachella Vollant-Barie 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ravollantb®clarion.edu 



The Clarion University 
Theatre Department hegins 
their season with a dramat- 
ic presentation of the play 
"The Guys" on Oct. 9. It is 
dedicated to the remem- 
brance of the tragic events 
of September 11. 2001 and 
also to raise funds for the 
fire departments of Clarion 
County. The theme of the 
Arts department for this 
season is "Connecting the 
Arts and the Community" 

"It is intense, personal 
writing. All of us have vivid 
memories of 9/11; this is an 



media in the days following 
the attack. 

The play originated 
through an actual interview 
by Anne Nelson (who is also 
the writer of the play) and 
the captain of a Brooklyn 
fire house, who lost eight of 
his men in the tragic events 
that occurred on September 
nth. 

The captain had to write 
the eulogies for each man 
who had died that day and 
recite these eulogies during 
a memorial service for the 
firefighters in his depart- 
ment who died in the tragic 
collapse of the Twin Towers. 
Anne Nelson (a journalist 
who specialized in inter- 
viewing victims of disasters) 
was implored to assist. 



extremely personal view, 

not the hype of the personal Because of her inspiration, 

loss," said Robert Levy, the Nelson was able to assist 



producer for this perform- 
ance. 

Through the perform- 
ance, the audience realizes 
that the firefighters were 
more than the heroes made 
known and portrayed by the 



the captain to rediscover the 
humanity, friendship and 
camaraderie to express in 
the eulogies 

Just nine days after 




house captain. Nick and 
Joan are the only two char- 
acters in the play. Nick will 
be played by senior Jesse 
Mcllvaine and Joan will be 
played by senior Drew Leigh 
Williams. This role is 
Mcllvaine's senior project. 

The play runs from Oct. 
9-13 at 8 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Little 



Clarion Fire and Hose 
Company, Shippenville-Elk 
VFD and the Strattanville 
VFD, local fire departments 
who are dependent on vol- 
unteers and fundraising 
efforts in order to protect 
us," said Levy. "On all other 
nights of the show, a Till- 
the-boot' campaign will be 
held for Corsica VFD, 



Theatre. Tickets cost $12 for Washington Twp Fire and 
the general public, $6 for Rescue, Knox VFD and 



Clarion University students 
(student IDs will be checked 
at the door) and $9 for chil- 
dren under 12. Although the 
play is suitable for all ages, 
it is not advised to be 



Brookville and Pine Creek 
VFD." 

Tickets for all perform- 
ances can be purchased at 
the Continuing Education 
office, as well as through the 



watched by small children, Performing Arts Web site 
because of the intense and by phone at (814) 393- 



Seniors Jesse Mcllvaine and Drew Leigh Williams are the only 
two actors in the University Theatre Department's showing of 
'The Guys. " (Courtesy of Newswire) 



assisting the captain write her experience into a play, 
the eulogies. Nelson turned These two characters 



are portrayed as Joan, the 
writer, and Nick, the fire- 



nature of the subject. 

Tickets for the opening 
night are $25. The proceeds 
will benefit various fire 
departments. Hor d'oeuvres 
will be served at 7 p.m. and 
the doors will open at 8 p.m. 

"With the opening night 
Benefit for Clarion County 
Heroes, we hope to raise a 
substantial amount for the 



ARTS. 

Also scheduled for this 
semester from the Theatre 
Department is "La Ronde," 
which is scheduled from 
Nov. 13-17 at 8 p.m. in the 
Little Theatre, and a Dance 
Concert on Dec. 6-7 in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium 
at 8 p.m. 



Rodrigo y Gabriela rock out "Fusion Music" 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 




"Rodrigo y Gabriela" 
Rodrigo y Gabriela 
Rating: 5/5 



Latin harmonies and 
rhythms combined with the 
structure of rock is the 
"Fusion Music" style of the 
Dublin-based Mexican 

group Rodrigo y Gabriela. 

Their self-titled album, thrilling 



tribute to the style of music 
that Rodrigo y Gabriela 
love. The sound of a rock 
song played on an acoustic 
guitar provides an interest- 
ing combination of tranquil- 
ity and excitement. 

A more upbeat sound is 
conveyed to the listener in 
the song "Tamacun." This 
song comes across as more 
of a folk song than a rock 
song. The song is meant as a 
tribute to the famous 
Mexican eccentric, 

Tamacun. According to the 
band, Tamacuns message 
was to teach children to 
respect nature. 

The song "Diablo Rojo" 
was inspired by a roller- 
coaster called Red Devil, 
located in Copenhagen, 
Denmark. The fast-paced 
beat of the song mixes well 
with the rolling chords. As 
you are listening to this 
song, you actually feel as if 
you are taking part in a 
and tumultuous 




Revolutionary music 
mixer reieased oniine 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone@clarion.edu 



which was released in 
October 2006, features orig- 
inal works as well as their 
own unique versions of rock 
songs such as "Stairway to 
Heaven" by Led Zepplin and 
"Orion" by Metallica. All of 
their songs showcase their 
enormous talents on the 
acoustic guitar. Four of the 
tracks from the album can 
be heard on Rodrigo y 
Gabriela's MySpace page. 

The first track that is 
available is "Orion." The 
reworking of this song is a 



rollercoaster ride. 

My favorite song of 
those featured on the 
group's MySpace page is 
their version of Led 
Zepplin's "Stairway to 
Heaven," Initially inspired 
by Stanley Jordan's inter- 
pretation of the classic song, 
Rodrigo y Gabriela's version 
is unique in its sound, yet 
still pays proper tribute to 
the original song. 

Rodrigo y Gabriela's 
eclectic mix of sounds on the 
acoustic guitar is most defi- 



nitely worth checking out. 
Of the songs I've heard, I 
have not found one that I 
did not thoroughly enjoy. 
The unique mix of folk, rock 
and Latin themes offers 
something for almost every 
type of music lover. The 
light and upbeat sounds are 
excellent as background 
music for studying or a 
casual get- together. 

The group, consisting of 
Rodrigo Sanchez and 
Gabriela Quintero, is in the 
midst of a very successful 
year. The success of their 
album has led to a nomina- 
tion for an MTV Leftfield 
"Woodie" award alongside 
the Klaxons, CSS and the 
Knife. 

Rodrigo y Gabriela has 
also recently broken into the 
Billboard Top 100 chart and 
hit number one for the first 
time on the World Albums 
chart. 

The duo is currently on 
tour and is performing in 
Philadelphia on Oct. 18. 
Tickets for the 8 p.m. show 
at the Electric Factory are 
$27. 




JamStudio.com 
Rating: 3/5 




For the millions of peo- 
ple like me who have a real 
passion for music but can't 
play a lick on any instru- 
ment, we finally have an 
outlet: Jamstudio.com 

A new and innovative 
Web site, Jamstudio.com 
allows professionals and 
amateurs alike to compose, 
mix and play back their own 
music. Not only is this new 
virtual tool ground-break- 
ing, it's also completely free. 

JamStudio.com creator, 
Dave Edwards, who is also 
an accomplished musician 
and software developer, 
generated this new concept 
in hope of giving people a 
chance to make CD worthy 
music without purchasing 
or even being able to play 
instruments. 

The "online music facto- 
ry" has a huge digital music 
library consisting of over 



40,000 musical phrases. The 
easy-to-use mixer lets users 
create songs by selecting 
and blending guitars, bass, 
drums and keyboard. 

The user chooses the 
rhythm, chords and tempo 
of the instruments selected 
to make a unique and per- 
sonalized sound. Users can 
save their newly created 
songs after they apply for 
their free membership to 
the Web site. 

JamStudio.com has 
already attracted thousands 
of registered members and 
is starting to make some 
noise in the online commu- 
nity. JamStudio is pulHng 
out all the stops in hope of 
becoming an online phenom- 
enon. 

The Web site's program- 



end of the year which will 
make the music even more 
realistic. 

Also coming soon is a 
contest feature which puts 
power into the user's hands. 
Members will listen to 
mixes posted by other mem- 
bers and will follow up by 
voting for their favorite. The 
site's "favorite song" will 
then be featured on the site 



mers have recently released for a period of time, thus 
a custom-made mixer made 
just for MySpace users to 
put on their personal pages. 
The most unifying and help- 
ful tool may be the forums 
feature. This aspect of the 
Web site allows every mem- 
ber to discuss specific sub- 
jects. Users can ask other 
members for advice about 
songs, share ideas, critique 
each other's works and dis- 
cuss new ideas for the Web 
site. The forums can just be 
used to introduce oneself 
and get to know fellow 
artists all around the world. 
The team at JamStudio 
is always adding new music 
styles as well as new fea- 
tures to better the website. 
There is a future plan of 
adding a voice recording ele- 
ment to the program by the 



giving free publicity to an 
artist's work. 

Other future attractions 
are video searches which 
will allow users to watch 
their favorite music videos, 
and a "favorite style" fea- 
ture which will utilize cur- 
rent musical hits to achieve 
the best possible sound for 
the artist's current work. 

JamStudio is a great 
opportunity for all aspiring 
artists who may not have 
the abilities or funds to pro- 
duce quality music that 
could put them in the music 
industry. The concept of the 
new program is too well put 
together to fail and can only 
get bigger from here on out. 
Look for JamStudio to be a 
household name in the near 
future. 



"Cavemen" hits an evolutionary dead end 



Rodrigo Sanchez and Gabriela Quintero will be performing in Philadelphia on Oct. 18 at the 
Electric Factory (Courtesy of BigHassle.com) 



Mary McNamara 
Los Angeles Times 



Well, the good news is 
we probably won't be sub- 
jected to a television show 
about the Verizon can-you- 
hear-me-now guy any time 
soon. Any fears that com- 
mercial-inspired comedies 
are the wave the future 
were put to rest by the dis- 
mal premiere of ABC's Geico 
Insurance spokesman- 



inspired "Cavemen" 

Tuesday night. 

The network wisely 
chose not to make the pre- 
miere episode of "Cavemen" 
available to critics before its 
airdate - in the hope , I sup- 
pose, that people might tune 
in for the sheer curiosity 
value. Certainly the show 
has received a fair amount 
of buzz since a preliminary 
pilot was floated, although 
not the desired buzz of an 
excited anticipatory audi- 



ence. More like the bristling 
buzz of an angry crowd 
heading over to the hard- 
ware store to see if the 
pitchforks and/or flaming 
brands were on sale. 

Over the last few 
months, many called the 
show racist - heaven knows 
why unless it was because 
the cavemen in question 



See "CAVEMEN' 
page 7. 




The CW's "Reaper" is a 
must see new fall show 



Page? 



The third Installment of the "Halo" 
trilogy has finally been released 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettine®clarion.edu 




"Reaper" 

Creator: Tara Butters and 
Michele Fazekas 
Rating: 3.5/5 



It's that time of year 
again, fall, and for TV net- 
works across America that 
can mean only one thing: 
time to force a whole slew of 
new shows down the throat 
of the American public 
whether they want it or not. 

There are a lot of good 
new TV shows to choose 
from this year, and due to 
the worldwide success of 
last year's NBC breakaway 
hit "Heroes," one of the 
biggest trends this year is 
cashing in on the science fic- 
tion/supernatural TV show 
crowd. 

This year the American 
public can look forward to 
both NBC's "Heroes" and 
the Sci-Fi Channel's geek 
hit "Eureka" returning for 
their second seasons as well 



as the CW's own 

"Supernatural" returning 

for it's third season this 

Thursday. Not to mention 

NBC and the Sci-Fi Channel 

revamping old series into 

new nerd hits with the 

retelling of the 70's classics 

"The Bionic Woman" and 

"Flash Gordon." Add to this 

list NBC's new time travel 

drama, "Journeyman," 

ABC's crime dramady about 

a man who can bring the 

dead back to life, "Pushing 

Daisies," and even the Geico 

cavemen getting their own 

show in ABC's new sitcom, 

"Cavemen." After all these. 




Travis Lear 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s twlear@clarion,edu 



with his silly best friend 
Sock (Tyler Labine of 
2ge-t-her) and his work 
hours pining over the beau- 
tiful Andi (Missy Peregrym. 
who no one really knows but 
she's dating Ben 



you have more than enough Roethlisberger) 
supernatural sci-fi action 
than you can shake a dalek 
at. 

So with all these new 
nerdy delights to choose 
from, how should one go 
about biding their precious 
TV time? What supernatu- 
ral situation should 



one 

envelop themselves in? 
Well, my pick for this season 
is the CW's own "Reaper," 
Tuesdays at 9:00 p.m. fol- 
lowing "Beauty And The 
Geek." 

"Reaper" follows in the 
footsteps of such classic 
WB/UPN supernatural teen 
dramas as "Buffy The 
Vampire Slayer," "Angel," 
and "Smallville." The pilot 
of "Reaper" was directed by 
the infamous Kevin Smith 
("Clerks," "Dogma"). The 
show is about a hopeful 
loser college dropout Sam 
Oliver ( Bret Harrison of 
"Grounded For Life"), who 
spends his days hanging out 



And so Sam lives an 
uneventful life, not really 
understanding why his par- 
ents go so easy on his crappy 
life decisions, until one day 
his dad gives him the bad 
news. 

"We sold your soul to the 
devil." 

With the infamous Ray 
Wise ("Twin Peaks") playing 
Satan and charging Sam 
with the duty of bringing 
escaped souls back to Hell, 
the first of which he ends up 
procuring with a dust 
buster, "Reaper" is just plain 
fun. A gorgeous blend of silly 
"Ghostbuster'-esque come- 
dy with a few drops of 
drama here and there. 
Supplied with great acting, 
witty dialogue, and a plot so 
silly it has to be good, 
"Reaper" is a must see of the 
new Fall season. As a mat- 
ter of fact it's just one hell of 
a devilishly good time. 




"Halo 3" 
Bungle Studios 
Rating: 4.5/5 



The most eagerly antici- 
pated video game of 2007 
has finally arrived: "Halo 3." 
On September 25, the third 
installment of the acclaimed 
Bungie Studios trilogy hit 
the shelves. It is here peo- 
ple! 



to edit and post rhcir clips 
on Xbox Live. 

Another new addition is 
something called the 
"Forge." This mode allows 
gamers to move objects 
around with them to differ 
ent levels, and it also allows 
for spawning of vehicles and 
weapons. 

The online play is l)asi- 
cally thesatne. with upt(» l(i 
players in different multi- 
player modes, in over 1 1 dif- 
ferent game maps. Of 
course, the scenarios in 
multi-player is customiz- 
able, and up to four people 
are now able to play co-op at 
the same time. 

Now to the part that 
gamers have been dreaming 
of since the release of "Halo 
2." Gamers and "Halo" fans 
will be glad to know that 
"Halo 3" wraps up the trilo- 
gy nicely tying up lose ends 
and bringing the saga to an 
end. 

In the final installment, 
the player follows Master 
Chief and his struggles 




the N 

MetaCritic 
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ar status. 

^ave the game 

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gave "Halo 



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a 9.7.") out of 10. 
Game wel)site l(!N said, 
"There's no first-pcM'son 
shooter on :i()0 that can 
equal 'Halo 3's' blend of ciii- 
I'matic action, adrenaline- 
pumping shootouts, and 
male- (and female)-bonding 
game play." while giving the 
game a 10 out of 10. 

Mainly the only com- 
plaint of the game is the 
shortness of the campaign 
mode. (JameSpy noted, 
"|The| single-player cam- 
paign is somewhat short." 



"Good Luck Chucl(" does not 
complc|ely disappoint viewers 




Caleb Edgar (right), proud owner of the legendary edition of "Halo 3, " ambushes his adversary 
Ken Bonus (left) in a multiplayer match. (The Clarion Call/Sean Montgomery) 



Sarah 0ent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 



^m 




"Good Luck Chuck" 
Lions Gate Films 
Rating: 3/5 



♦ ♦# 



A* 



When I first saw the 
previews for "Good Luck 
Chuck" I thought that it 
looked pretty cute. I mean, 
how can anything that stars 
Dane Cook not look hilari- 
ous? 

After seeing weeks and 
weeks of previews for "Good 



and Spin the Bottle.) 
Charlie refuses to kiss the 
girl, who then proceeds to 
place a hex on him saying 
something to the effect of 
that every woman he dates 
will fall in love and marry 
the next man she meets. 

The movie then goes to 
the present and Charlie is a 
successful dentist. He dis- 
covers at a wedding of one of 
his ex-girlfriends that the 
hex had in fact come true 
about every woman he had 
ever dated. 

Charlie recieves a nick- 
name of "Good Luck Charm" 
and women basically begin 
to throw themselves at him 
for sex so they can meet 
their true love. Charlie has 
quickie after quickie after 
quickie with tons of differ- 
ent women that want to 
meet their true love. 

Also while at the wed- 
ding, Charlie meets Cam 
(Jessica Alba). Cam works 
at a penguin exhibit and 
saying that she is obsessed 
with penguins would be an 




anyone else. However, my 
boyfriend said that he too 
had figured out the storyline 
before the end of the movie. 
I do not think that this 
movie is terrible, however I 
do not think that it is some- 
thing I would waste $8 on if 
you haven't seen it already. 
I am not going to sit 
here and rant and rave 
about it because quite 
frankly. I was a little disap- 
pointed. 

I thought that the pre- 
views were funny and Cook 
is hilarious all the time. 
Therefore, I assumed that 
the movie would be great. 
It's not that it was a bad 
movie, but it certainly was- 



But wait, there is no 
possible way that "Halo 3" 
can live up to the hype that 
has been growing over the 
past few months. Surely 
fans will be disappointed by 
the lack of new features. 
Wrong. 

It is true that initially 
"Halo 3" appears to have the 
same features as the second 
installment, with on-hne 
play, co-op, and campaign 
mode. However, once play- 
ers open the box and pop in 
the disc, they will be pleas- 
antly surprised. 

The game features, 
along with new vehicles, 
there are two main features 
added to the final part. 
There is now a feature that 
allows gamers to record 
moments from their online 
play. They will also be able 



against the Covenant and 
the Flood. At the end of 
"Halo 2" we were left hang- 
ing, as Master Chief trav- 
eled to Earth. Once on 
Earth, Master Chief is 
joined by Marines, which 
now have better driving and 
gunning skills, who attempt 
to stamp out the infidel 
races. 

Due to marketing pur- 
poses Bungie does not give 
away the ending, enticing 
gamers to buy and play the 
game for themselves. 

The day before release 
GameStop reported that 
they sold 4.2 million copies, 
a world volume record. 
Copies of the game sold up 
and beyond $100, which are 
exclusive for the Xbox 360. 

Already many reviews 
are giving "Halo 3" "Game of 



Yet. even with the short 
campaign mode, gamers will 
spend endless hours with 
the online play, which 
makes up for the short story 
mode. 

"Halo 3" is certainly a 
must have for any "Halo" 
fan or Xbox 360 owner, 
without it any collection or 
game system is incomplete. 
Personally I give the game a 
4.5 just because of the short 
story; otherwise it is a per- 
fect 5. 

So go ahead and get 
your own copy and battle to 
the end to find discover the 
final chapter, or spend 
sleepless nights online with 
fiiends and enemies. Either 
way it will be time well 
spent. 



understatement. She is 

Luck Chuck," my boyfriend beautiful, funny and every- n't one of my favorites that I 

and I, accompanied by three thing that Charlie has ever could watch over and over 

wanted in a woman. 

After much talking into. 

Cam finally decides to go 

out with Charlie. Charlie 

begins to fall for her and is 

worried that the curse will 

never be broken and that 

Cam will not love him back. 
I'm pretty sure that 

most of you can figure out 

just from that brief explana- 
tion I just gave you what 

happens next. Therefore, I 

do not feel inclined to tell 

you. 

I believe that 



of our friends, decided on a 
Sunday evening, after the 
Steeler game of course, to 
head over to the movie the- 
atre to check it out. 

I am a huge fan of Cook. 
I can listen to his skits for 
hours upon hours and liter- 
ally ball my eyes out 
because I am laughing so 
hard. Not to mention the 
fact that he is extremely 
good looking. 

The beginning of the 
movie starts out with a 
game of Spin the Bottle. The 

kids playing it would proba- alone is the major downfall 
bly be anywhere between 10 to this movie. It is so pre- 
and 12 years old. Charlie dictible. I could basically tell funny and no one laughed. 



reason 



agam. 

Fans of Cook may be a 
tad bit disappointed with 
his performance. This is 
only for the fact that he 
could've been a lot funnier 
like he has been in the past. 
"Good Luck Chuck" was not 
one of his better perform- 
ances, although it wasn't 
awful. 

I will say that there are 
parts that are extremely 
funny and I cracked up. 
However, the not-so-funny 
parts definitely outweighed 
the funny ones, especially 
those that were meant to be 



on 



(Cook) spins the bottle and what was going to happen at 

lands on a little gothic girl the end of the movie about 

and then has to go into the halfway through. Of course, 

closet. (So this game is basi- I kept my suspiscions to 

cally a mixture between myself, because I didn't 

Seven Minutes in Heaven want to ruin the movie for 



I would recommend this 
movie to people as a renter. 
It's definitely a movie that I 
would rather spend $4.50 on 
instead of $8. 



"CAVEMEN" contin- 
ued from page 6. 

referred to themselves as 
"maggers," had reputations 
for their athletic and sexual 
prowess and were surround- 
ed by white people with bad 
Southern accents who kept 
mistaking the cave-charac- 
ters for the help. 

Creators Josh Gordon 
and Will Speck ("Blades of 
Glory") and Joe Lawson 
attempted at first to defend 
the show as a parody of all 
stereotypes but in the end, 
steps were taken, tweaks 
were made. Tweaks! The 
setting was moved from 
Atlanta to San Diego (well 
known for it's "m agger toler- 
ance") and the word "mag- 
ger" was excised - as were 
all references to any 
assumptions about cave- 
men, the habits of cavemen, 
the history of cavemen or 
pretty much anything inter- 
esting at all. 

Left in a symbolically 
bland apartment were Joel 
(Bill EngHsh). his brother 
Andy (Sam Huntington) and 



their roommate Nick (Nick 
Kroll), three reg'lar guys 
who just happened to be 
rather hirsute and have pro- 
truding foreheads. 

They have moved to San 
Diego so Andy can get over 
his ex-girlfriend, whom he 
stalks via cell phone 
throughout the first episode, 
demanding closure despite 
the fact that she has already 
moved on to another guy 
Nick makes vague refer- 
ences to his dissertation but 
is more interested in con- 
ning Andy into buying a Wii 
game system and, mystify- 
ingly enough, down vests. 

Meanwhile, Joel, who. 
like so many comedic male 
characters these days, 
works in a warehouse-sized 
emporium that requires its 
employees to wear silly 
shirts, has a Big Secret ■- 
he's dating a Homo sapiens. 
And when the boys find out. 
they do not approve. "Keep 
the penis in the genus," is. 1 
believe. Nick's exact 
response, which is as close 
as the show gets to anything 
resembling parody, social 



commentary oi' humor, 
albeit of a stultifying .sopho- 
moric variety 

None of which should be 
taken as a request that 
"Cavemen" return to its 
unsettling origins, with the 
mint juleps and the lynch 
mob references. But if you're 
going to force us to look at 
guys made up to look like 
cavemen, then let them be 
cavemen, for goodness' sake. 
The idea of using cave- 
men to parody all the ridicu- 
lous prejudices that dog vir- 
tually every "group" in 
America is not a bad one. 
But such a show requires 
both delicacy and a fearless 
backswing -- why shouldn't 
the cavemen be considered 
cheap or humorless or great 
decorators or social-climb- 
ing or terrorists or pushy 
while waiting in line at 
Starbucks? But if they are, 
as the show's intro says, 
"just like us." then what's 
the point? Don't bother me 
with cavemen: they're just 
big. hairy and boring. I'd 
rather see a show about 
insurance salesmen. 



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make good choices! 

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Take the Trivia Quiz 
Compiled by Lindsay Grystar 

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A. 1960 B. 1967 

C. 1968 D. 1972 

What were the Penguins first team colors? 

A. Black and Gold B. Blue and Red 

C. Blue and White D. Black and White 

In what year did the Penguins draft Mario Lemieux? 
A. 1984 B. 1982 

C. 1985 D. 1986 

How many Stanley Cup Championships have the Penguins won? 
A. B. 1 

C. 2 D. 3 

Sidney Crosby was the youngest person in NHL history to: 
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TIffi CLARION CALL 



Page 9 



Young middle hitters provide key contributions for Golden Eagle Volleyball 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s..kgschroyer®clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 4 - To play 
volleyball, it is preferable 
that one is tall. While some- 
one like Vicky Gentile, who 
stands all of 5'4, defies this 
trait, it is still a preferred 
quality in a volleyball play- 
er. One position this espe- 
cially holds true for is that 
of the middle hitter. Last 
season, Golden Eagle mid- 
dle hitters Lindsay Banner 
and Lauren Carter, stood at 
six feet or taller. 

With Banner graduat- 
ing and Carter transferring, 
new head coach Jennifer 
Harrison had a daunting 
task in front of her. After all 
it's not easy to replace mid- 
dle hitters. However with 
6'2 Nicole Andrusz and 5'10 
Sarah Sheffield, Harrison 
seems to have completed 
that task nicely. 

Both hailing from New 
York, Andrusz and Sheffield 
came in and won the start- 
ing middle hitter positions 
for this season. After their 
weekend series in 
Shippensburg, both players 
can be found among the top 
of the statistical leader 
boards for Clarion. 

Despite some rookie 
mistakes, coach Jennifer 
Harrison has said that she 
is "Definitely pleased," with 
her two young players. "I 
think their development has 



been good, and as we contin- 
ue through the season, it 
will get better," she said. 

Even though the pair 
has already made a big 
impact, Harrison thinks 
there will be even more 
opportunities for the two of 
them. "They (Andrusz and 
Sheffield) have been limited 
a little early on, and other 
teams are starting to notice 
it and key in on our other 
hitters. However, we're try- 
ing to get our middles more 
involved and used to the col- 
lege level," said Harrison. 

Despite their early suc- 
cesses, both Andrusz and 
Sheffield have acknowl- 
edged some challenges in 
difficulties in adjusting to 
the college game. 

"It's been hard," said 
Andrusz. "One of the main 
things has been adjusting to 
all the different styles 
between my club teams and 
playing here," she also 
added. 

"For me, it's a little dif- 
ferent," said Sheffield. "I'm 
playing with a similar style 
here (at Clarion) that I 
played with before, but I've 
had to work on my tech- 
nique a lot more." 

Difficulties aside, both 
players have become inte- 
gral parts of the Golden 
Eagle lineup. As of October 
2nd, both players were cur- 
rently sharing the team lead 
in blocks with 51 a piece. 
Andrusz and Sheffield also 
rank fourth and fifth in kills 



for Clarion with 119 and 75 
respectively. 

With half of their season 
remaining, both players are 
looking to keep on contribut- 
ing to their team's early suc- 
cess. Also, as both are only 
freshmen, the Golden 
Eagles may possibly be 
established at the middle 
hitter position for the next 
three seasons. With 

Andrusz and Sheffield lock- 
ing down the middle hitter 
spots, that most certainly is 
not a bad thing. 

Last weekend, the 
Golden Eagle volleyball 
team traveled east to play at 
West Chester. Competing in 
their PSAC-East cross-over 
matches, the Golden Eagles 
played Shippensburg, West 
Chester, and East 
Stroudsburg. 

Despite an opening 3-2 
loss to Shippensburg. the 
Golden Eagles rebounded to 
defeat both West Chester 
and East Stroudsburg to fin- 
ish the weekend at two and 
one. 

After a 3-1 loss to 
Edinboro on l\iesday night, 
the Golden Eagles were 17-3 
with a 3-2 record in the 
PSAC-West. The loss will 
most likely drop Clarion to 
third in the PSAC-West 
behind California and 
Edinboro. They will be in 
action again next Tuesday 
at home against Slippery 
Rock. Game time is at 7 
p.m. 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team Is 17-3 this season after their loss to Edinboro on Tuesday Oct. 
3. Their next game will be on Tuesday Oct. 10 when they host Slippery Rock University. (The 
Clarion Call/ Mam Huff) 



Pirates finish 68-94, fail to reacli playoffs for 15th consecutive season 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Ca// Sports Editor 

iekb|)wser@clariori;eyu' 



It's October and the 
2007 season for the 
Pittsburgh Pirates is over. 
Failing to reach .500 and 
make the playoffs for the fif- 
teenth season in a row. One 
season short of setting the 
all-time mark for consecu- 
tive losing season's in any 
major pro sports league. The 
1933-48 Philadelphia 

Phillies held the record 
alone before the Pirates tied 
them this season. 

This year's rendition of 
the Pirates finished at 68- 
94. Once again, the Buccos 



Pirates Statistical Leaders 



Avg: Freddy Sanchez, .304 
Homeruns: Adam La Roc he and 
Jason Bay,tled with21 
RBI: Adann LaRoche, 88 
Wins: Tom Gorzelanny, 14 



Saves: MattCapps, 18 




found themselves in the cel- 
lar of the National League 
Central, 17 games behind 
the division winning 
Chicago Cubs, after losing 



13 of their last 15 games. 

The Pirates winning 
percentage of .428 placed 
them last in the N.L., and 
second to last in all of the 



major leagues. Only Tampa 
Bay finished worse with a 
.420 winning percentage. 

Though it is unlikely 
that any of the Pirates will 
win any awards from the 
Major LeagvteSrtWe here at 
the Clarion Call decided to 
distribute our own end of- 
season honors. So read 
away and enjoy the first 
ever Buccy Awards: 

Biggest Surprise and the 
Buccy goes to.... 
KS: Paul Maholm 
Many fans were screaming 
for Maholm to be taken out 
of the starting rotation after 
his dreadful start. To Jim 
Tracy's credit, he decided to 
keep Maholm in the rota- 
tion. Tracy's faith was 
rewarded as Maholm 
rebounded nicely lowering 



his ERA by over a run from 
his first half 4.76 to his sec- 
ond half 3.47. 

Overall, he finished at 
10-15 with a 5.02 ERA. If 
Maholm continues to build 
on his strong second half, he 
could become a solid #3 
starter that will pay divi- 
dends for the team. 
EB: Tom Gorzelanny 
Gorzelanny was never tout- 
ed as a top-notch pitcher. In 
brief stints with the Bucs in 
2005 and 2006 he only man- 
aged a 2-6 record with an 
ERA of 4.55 in 67.2 innings. 
This season Gorzo emerged 
as top of the rotation big lea- 
guer in his first full season. 
He finished with a 14-10 
record and an ERA of 3.88 in 
201.2 innings. 

Gorzo should be a main- 
stay at the top of the rota- 



tion for years to come and as 
long as Ian Snell and Paul 
Maholm continue to 
improve along with a revival 
of Zach Duke the Pirates 
rotation could carry them to 
the playoffs. 

Biggest Disappointment 
and the Buccy goes to.... 
KS: Zach Duke 

Steve Blass may be getting 
some company soon. 
Nobody from Joe Schmo to 
Jim Colborn seems to be 
able to understand what has 
happened with this former 
future ace for the Buccos. 
One of the biggest reported 
assets for Duke was his abil- 
ity to adjust his pitching 
style to hitters. 

See "PIRATES" on 
page 10. 





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WWforSets2l-ll, 21-11 

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10/1/07 



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Estok, Lauryn Suvoyi, Sarah Kierek, 
and Nicole Lamer. 

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24.22,21-13,15-11 
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Dunlap 

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9/26/07 

KY Fried Boneheads 

Barbous 



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Refiner's Mom F 
Porkchopll 2-1 





In-Line Hockey Club opened their season 
last week at Robert Morris University widi a 
2-1 Overtime victory against Grove City! 
Next game is 10/4 vs. Slippery Rock. 
Ultimate Frisbee Club tnveled to 
Gettysburg last week-end for their first 
tournament appearance of the semester. 
Women's Rugby Club lost to lUP last 
Sunday 31-22 and hosts Oberlin Saturday. 
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Saturday and hosts lUP this Saturday. 



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PERSONALS 

Special Shout out to God for 
blessing LEV with outstand- 
ing leaders, musicians and 
members on their spiritual 
journey. 
-Elijah Evrett 

HAPPY ALF!! Be safe and 
make good choices! 

Kim & Fontaine, 

Fm way excited for EL 

PATIO Round 2, Clarion 

style!! 
Linds 



Take the Trivia Quiz 
Compiled by Lindsay Grystar 

in what year did the Penguins start plaving in the NHL'' 
A. 19(i0 B. 1967 

C. 1968 D. 1972 

What were the Penguins first team colors? 

A. Black and Gold B. Blue and Red 

C. Blue and White D. Black and White 

In what year did the Penguins draft Mario Lemieu.x? 
A. 1984 B. 1982 

r. 1985 D. 1986 

How many Stanley Cup Championships have the Penguins won'' 
A. B. 1 

C. 2 D. 3 

Sidney Crosby was the youngest person in NHL history to: 
A. Score 100 points in a season B. Be named team captain 
C. Lead the NHL in scoring D. All of the above 



'p g ',Tf 'Bj; •,! Y, qiiS.iAwsuy 




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.lU.X'lOK. .M.X.S.S Mi:i)IA AKTS 
& .lOlJKN.Al.lSM 

'Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard 




By 

Stefanie Jula 

'What song should 

everyone have on 

their iTUNES 

playlistr 




Billy Martin 

Frf:SHMAN, MARKKTlNfi 
'Living on ^a Prayer" bv Bon Jovi 



Leah Farrell 

Sol'HO.VlOKK, Ml.srORY & P( )|.l'ri< Al. 
St'lKNCK 

"Flannigans Ball" by Dropkick Murphys 






Todd Russell 

FR F-:s H M KN . U .\' 11 1: ( ' II ) K u 

"Hakuna Matata" from. Disney's 
The Lion King 



Samantha Stajstton 

Sophomore, Elemeniary 

Si'KciAi, Education 

"Separate Ways" by Journey 



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F^RE.sHMEN, Elementary Education 

"Sweet Child 0' Mine" by Guns N' Roses 





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October 4. 2007 



Tlffi CLARION CALL 



Page 9 



Young midd le hitters provide l<ey contributions for Golden Eagle Volleyball 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s kgschfoyer@clarion,ecJu 

C1.ARI()N. Oct. 4 - To play 
v()lleyl)all, it is preferable 
that one is tall. While some- 
one like Vicky (lentile, who 
stands all of 5'4. defies this 
trait, it is still a preferred 
quality in a volleyball play- 
er One position this espe- 
cially holds true for is that 
of the middle hitter. Last 
season, (lolden p]agle mid- 
dle hitters Lindsay Banner 
and Lauren Carter, stood at 
six feet or taller. 

With Banner graduat- 
ing and Carter transferring, 
new head coach Jennifer 
Harrison had a daunting 
task in front of her. After all 
it's not easy to replace mid- 
dle hitters. However with 
6'2 Nicole Andrusz and 5' 10 
Sarah Sheffield, Harrison 
seems to have completed 
that task nicely. 

Both hailing from New 
York, Andrusz and Sheffield 
came in and won the start- 
ing middle hitter positions 
for this season. After their 
weekend series in 

Shippensburg, both players 
can be found among the top 
of the statistical leader 
boards for Clarion, 

Despite some rookie 
mistakes, coach Jennifer 
Harrison has said that she 
is "Definitely pleased," with 
her two young players. "I 
think their development has 



been good, and as we contin- 
ue through the sea.sun. it 
will get better," she said, 

Kven though the pair 
has already made a big 
impact, Harri,son thinks 
there will be even more 
opportunities for the two of 
them. "They (Andrusz and 
Sheffield) have been limited 
a little early on, and other 
teams are starting to notice 
it and key in on our other 
hitters. However, we're try- 
ing to get our middles more 
involved and used to the col- 
lege level," said Harrison. 

Despite their early suc- 
cesses, both Andrusz and 
Sheffield have acknowl- 
edged some challenges in 
difficulties in adjusting to 
the college game. 

"It's been hard," said 
Andrusz. "One of the main 
things has been adjusting to 
all the different styles 
between my club teams and 
playing here," she also 
added. 

"For me, it's a little dif- 
ferent," said Sheffield. "I'm 
playing with a similar style 
here (at Clarion) that I 
played with before, but I've 
had to work on my tech- 
nique a lot more." 

Difficulties aside, both 
players have become inte- 
gral parts of the Golden 
Eagle lineup. As of October 
2nd, both players were cur- 
rently sharing the team lead 
in blocks with 51 a piece. 
Andrusz and Sheffield also 
rank fourth and fifth in kills 



for Clarion with 119 and 7.) 
respectively. 

With half of their season 
remaining, both players are 
looking to keep on contribut- 
ing to their team's early suc- 
cess. Also, as both are only 
freshmen. the Golden 
Eagles may possibly be 
established at the middle 
hitter position for the next 
three seasons. With 

Andrusz and Sheffield lock- 
ing down the middle hitter 
spots, that most certainly is 
not a bad thing. 

Last weekend, the 
Golden Eagle volleyball 
team traveled east to play at 
West Chester Competing in 
their PSAC-East cross-over 
matches, the Golden Eagles 
played Shippensburg, West 
Chester, and East 

Stroudsburg. 

Despite an opening 3-2 
loss to Shippensburg, the 
Golden Eagles rebounded to 
defeat both West Chester 
and East Stroudsburg to fin- 
ish the weekend at two and 
one. 

After a 3-1 loss to 
Edinboro on Tuesday night, 
the Golden Eagles were 17-3 
with a 3-2 record in the 
PSAC-West. The loss will 
most likely drop Clarion to 
third in the PSAC-West 
behind California and 
Edinboro. They will be in 
action again next Tuesday 
at home against Slippery 
Rock. Game time is at 7 
p.m. 





The Golden Eagles volleyball team is 17-3 this season after their loss to Edinboro on Tuesday Oct. 
3. Their next game will be on Tuesday Oct. 10 when they host Slippery Rock University f T^e 
Clarion Call/Mam Huff) 



Pirates finish 68-94, fail to reach playoffs for 15th consecutive season 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 




Eric Bowser 

Clarion Ca// Sports Editor 

S_ekb6wser@clarlon.eclu" ' 



It's October and the 
2007 season for the 
Pittsburgh Pirates is over. 
Failing to reach .500 and 
make the playoffs for the fif- 
teenth season in a row. One 
season short of setting the 
all-time mark for consecu- 
tive losing season's in any 
major pro sports league. The 
1933-48 Philadelphia 

Phillies held the record 
alone before the Pirates tied 
them this season. 

This year's rendition of 
the Pirates finished at 68- 
94. Once again, the Buccos 



Avg: Freddy Sanchez, 304 
Homeruns: Adam LaRoche and 
JasbnBay,tifedwith21 
RBI: Adam LaRoche, 88 
Wins: Tom Gorzelanny; 14 
Saves: MattCappsJS 
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found themselves in the eel- 1 3 of their last 15 games. 
lar of the National League The Pirates winning 

Central, 17 games behind percentage of .428 placed 

the division winning them last in the N.L., and 

Chicago Cubs, after losing second to last in all of the 



major leagues. Only Tampa 
Bay finished worse with a 
.420 winning percentage. 

Though it is unlikely 
that any of the Pirates will 
win any awards from the 
Major Leagues,, we here at 
the Clarion Call decided to 
distribute our own end of- 
season honors. So read 
away and enjoy the first 
ever Buccy Awards-' 

Biggest Surprise and the 
Buccy goes to.... 
KS: Paul Maholm 
Many fans were screaming 
for Maholm to be taken out 
of the starting rotation after 
his dreadful start. To Jim 
Tracy's credit, he decided to 
keep Maholm in the rota- 
tion. Tracy's faith was 
rewarded as Maholm 
rebounded nicely lowering 



his ERA by over a run from 
his first half 4.76 to his sec- 
ond half 3.47. 

Overall, he finished at 
10-15 with a 5.02 ERA. If 
Maholm continues to build 
on his strong second half, he 
could become a solid #3 
starter that will pay divi- 
dends for the team. 
EB" Tom Gorzelanny 
Gorzelanny was never tout- 
ed as a top-notch pitcher In 
brief stints with the Bucs in 
2005 and 2006 he only man- 
aged a 2-6 record with an 
ERA of 4.55 in 67.2 innings. 
This season Gorzo emerged 
as top of the rotation big lea- 
guer in his first full season. 
He finished with a 14-10 
record and an ERA of 3.88 in 
201.2 innings. 

Gorzo should be a main- 
stay at the top of the rota- 



tion for years to come and as 
long as Ian Snell and Paul 
Maholm continue to 
improve along with a revival 
of Zach Duke the Pirates 
rotation could carry them to 
the playoffs. 

Biggest Disappointment 
and the Buccy goes to.... 
KS: Zach Duke 

Steve Blass may be getting 
some company soon. 
Nobody from Joe Schmo to 
Jim Colborn seems to be 
able to understand what has 
happened with this former 
future ace for the Buccos. 
One of the biggest reported 
assets for Duke was his abil- 
ity to adjust his pitching 
style to hitters. 

See "PIRATES" on 
page 10. 




Flag Football Results 

10/1/07 



C Invasion 
Your Mom 
Lock Down 
That Team 
KSAC 

Little Giants 
Mac Attack 
Crim Criminals 
Garden Gnome 
Busch 
9/27/07 
If this was Halo 
X Factor 
That Team 
98 Degrees 
Click Clack 
That Team 
Goonies 
BN Kennelz 



Lights Out 61-45 

Purple C K 87-20 

Franchise 57-14 

D-9Destoy 23-14 

Mean Machine 36-30 

Tacklin Hoes F 

98 Degrees 38-28 

Goonies 46-25 

FNR 55-46 

Team Banks 18-17 



That Team 
Messin w/ Sas 
X-Factor 
McLovin 
Mac Attack 
We Can't BT 
Busch 
Pen Pushers 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural, Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393-1667 



Tennis Results 

10/2/07 

Megan Parsons Kara Blazonczyk 6-0 
NickCaggiano Gabriel Proiettl 6-0 

Dodgeball Results 

tO/l/07 

Napa Hadles The Pandas 2-0 

9/26/07 

Ranch 44 Pandas 2-0 

We Want Sheetz Team Steak F 



Beach Volleyball Champs 



10/4/07 




Flag Football Undefeated Teams 



3. Click Clack 4-0 

6. Your Mom 5-0 

9. Garden Gnomes 4-0 

22. KSAC 4-0-1 

24. Untouchables 3-0 

28. Lockdown 4-0 

32. If this was Halo... 5-0 

35. Caucasian Invasion 1-0 

W2. Little Giants 2-0 




Volleyball Results 

10/2/07 

AthChailll! Yes or No 21-14,21-14 
WL Banner In Your face 21-15,21-15 
CU Staff F 
Tteeaam2 21-6,19-21,15-8 
Bailers 21-14,21-17 

CU Girls 22-24,23-21,15-13 



No Names 
CU's Finest 
ZTA 

Delta Zeta 
10/1/07 
CU Staff 
Wolverines 
9/26/07 
ZTA 

CU's Finest 
CU Girls 



Ath Chall 
Ug Stick 



III 22-20,21-14 
5-21.21-14,15-10 



Volleyball Undefeated Teams 

WI.ZTA 3-0 

W2. CU's Finest 4-0 

C2.We Love Banner 5-0 

Dogeball Undefeated Teams 

I . Cincinnati Bonties 5-0 

5. Grity Nasty 4-0 

9. We Want Sheetz 6-0 



CLUB SPORT CORNER 



Delta Zeta 21-11,26-24 
Bailers 21-10.21-13 

WW for Sets 21-11,21-1 1 

Outdoor Soccer Results 

10/1/07 



Women's - "Off in the^hower'' 
Leslie Sunder, Ellen Burt, Steph 
Estok, Lauryn Suvoyi, Sarah Kierek, 
and Nicole Lamer. 

10/1/07 Cham pionship 
Off in the Shower Delta Zeta 

24-22.21-13,15.11 
Men's Championship is Wed 10/3 



St. Elmo's Fire 

Dunlap 

Porck Chop's II 

9/26/07 

KY Fried Boneheads 

Barbous 



Barbous 4-2 
Team Crash 5-0 
Refner's Mom 5-2 

Refner's Mom F 
Porkchopll 2-1 





In-Llne Hockey Club opened their season 
last week at Robert Morris University with a 
2-1 Overtime victory against Grove City! 
Next game is 10/4 vs. Slippery Rock. 
Ultimate Frisbee Club traveled to 
Gettysburg last week-end for their first 
tournament appearance of the semester. 
Women's Rugby Club lost to lUP last 
Sunday 3 1-22 and hosts Oberlin Saturday. 
Men's Rugby Club lost to Franciscan last 
Saturday and hosts lUP this Saturday. 



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Soccer defeats Gannon 1-0, remains in tiiird piece in PSAC-West 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

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CLARION, Oct 2 - The 
Golden Eagles shut out 
their non-conference oppo- 
nent, the Gannon Knights 
(7-3-1), 1-0 at home on 
Sunday vSept. 30. 

Despite being outshot 
20-6 and having only one 
corner kick to Gannon's 
seven, Clarion was able to 
win it on an unassisted 
cross shot goal from fresh- 
man Jill Miller in the 49th 
minute. 

It was Miller's third goal 
of the season, giving her a 
total of six points, both team 
highs. Miller and teammate 
Chelsea Wolff both had two 
shots on goal. Four other 
Golden Eagles each had one 
shot. 

Senior goalkeeper Jess 
Reed continued her strong 
play, posting her fourth 
shutout of the season, tying 




Sophomore Caitlin Borden Is pictured above handling the ball in one of the Golden Eagles recent games. Clarion won Sunday Sept. 
30 1-0 against Gannon University. Clarion's next home match will be Thursday Oct. 4. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 



a career high that she set 
last year. She made a total 
of 6 saves in the game, 
increasing her season total 
to 52. If she continues at 
her current pace, she will 
set career highs in save per- 
centage (.800) and goals 
against average (2.02) this 
season. 



Clarion had a game the 
next day against a 
PSAC-West conference 
opponent, the Lock Haven 
Eagles. Lock Haven 

avenged a loss to Clarion 
earlier in the season by 
shutting out the Golden 
Eagles 1-0. 

The loss dropped Clar- 



ion's record to 2-3-1 in 
PSAC-West play and 4-5-2 
overall. 

Arielle Gordon headed 
in the only goal of the game 
in the 70th minute off of a 
pass from Katie Decker. 

Clarion gave up a total 
of twenty four shots, the sec- 
ond most all season. Nine of 



Lock Haven's 14 players had 
shots on goal. Katie Decker, 
Lindsay Blessing, and 
Rebekah Stonecypher each 
had four shots, while 
Clarion only posted eight 
shots. Rebecca Downs led 
the way with three, followed 
by Chelsea Wolff who added 
two of her own. 



In the nin for Lock 
Haven, senior goalkeeper 
Emily Wagner became Lock 
Haven's all-time leading 
career saves leader. She 
ended the day with eight 
saves, improving her total to 
300 in her career. ' 

Clarion is now tied for 
third place in the 
PSAC-West with Lock 
Haven. Both have seven 
points off of two wins and 
one tie. Slippery Rock 
maintains a strong lead 
with 19 points, followed by 
Edinboro at 11. 

The Golden Eagles stay 
home to face PSAC-West 
conference opponent 

California (2-10-1, 0-5- 1) on 
Thursday and nonconfer- 
ence opponent West Virginia 
Wesleyan (9-3-1) Sunday. 

They will then travel to 
Edinboro (6-2-3, 3-1-2) on 
Wednesday. Clarion has 
already beaten California 
and tied Edinboro earlier in 
the season. 



Golden Eagles football falls to 12th ranked California 56-0 



Jordan Scrltchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sJsscritchf@clarion.edu 

CALIFORNIA Sept. 29- 
Last Saturday night, the 
inexperience showed for the 
Golden Eagles as they lost 
56-0 to California at 
Adamson Stadium. The 
game marked the 
PSAC-West opener for both 
teams. 

The big news for 
Clarion, was not good news. 
Quarterback Tyler Huether 
injured his hand in the first 
half, and was replaced by 
backup Gino Rometo. This 
game was extremely one- 
sided, and was dominated 
from start to finish by the 
Vulcans. 

California had 519 




The Golden Eagles football team cirop(»cl tteir record to 0-5 
with their 56-0 loss at 12th ranked California. Clarion returns 
home this week to host Shippensburg (0-5) on October 6. (The 
Clarion Ca///Archive Photo) 



393 yards on the ground and 
126 through the air. 
Quarterback Joe Ruggiero 
went 10-15 for 104 yards 
and a touchdown, and run- 
ning back Brandon 



for 177 yards and three 
touchdowns. 

Both Ruggiero and 
Lombardy, along with the 
rest of the Vulcan starters, 
sat out the entire second 



Clarion, on the other 
hand, had strikingly differ- 
ent statistics. They had 84 
total yards, including 22 
rushing yards and 62 pass- 
ing yards. Quarterback 
Tyler Huether, before he 
was injured, went 3-9 for 24 
yards, and backup Gino 
Rometo completed five of 14 
passes for 34 yards. 
Running back Eddie 
Emmanuel also rushed 17 
times for 36 yards. 

In the first quarter, 
after a Clarion punt, 
California drove 80 yards in 
six plays and went ahead 7- 
on a 40-yard touchdown 
run by Lombardy. 

Later in the first, 
Clarion had the ball again 
and got two first downs, but 
were tripped up by a holding 
penalty and were eventually 



first quarter, the game was 
still close, California only 
led the Golden Eagles 7-0. 

The second quarter, 
however, was an entirely 
different ballgame. 

Jermaine Moye returned a 
punt for 51 yards to the 
Clarion 22 yard line. Four 
plays later, Lombardy car- 
ried to the goal line and 
fumbled, but teammate 
Nate Forse recovered in the 
end zone with 11:56 remain- 
ing to put the Vulcans ahead 
14-0. 

Lombardy then scored 
on touchdown runs of 1 and 
36 yards to put California 
ahead 28-0 with 3:59 left in 
the second. Later in the sec- 
ond, Nate Forse caught an 
18-yard touchdown pass 
from Ruggiero for a 35-0 
lead. 



blocked a Clarion punt and 
Patrick Swearinger recov- 
ered the ball in the end zone 
for a 42-0 lead at halftime. 

California added on 
another two scores in the 
second half to complete a 56- 
win. 

California dominated 
Clarion in just about every 
statistical category. 

The Vulcans compiled 
26 first downs to Clarion's 
seven, and California con- 
trolled the ball for 3&-3S 
compared to 22:14 for 
Clarion. 

The Golden Eagles 
return home to face the 
Shippensburg Raiders, who 
are also 0-5, in hopes of 
righting their ship on 
Homecoming Day at A.L.F. 
at 2 p.m. this coming 
Saturday. 



yards of offense, including Lombardy rushed 16 times half. 



forced to punt. After the The Vulcans then 



Golf team finishes in top two in each of last two tournaments 



Denise SImens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dnsimens@clanon.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 3 - On 
September 24-25, the golf 



team headed to 

Moundsville, WV, to com- 
pete in the Wheeling Jesuit 
Tournament. 

The Golden Eagles fin- 
ished tied for second with 
Concord with a score of 595. 



Millersville shot a 593 and 
won the event. 

On the first day of com- 
petition. Clarion finished 
with a score of 308 and 
wrapped up the next day 
with a tournament low of 



287. Sophomore Nick 
Sanner led the way with 78, 
70 - 148, and senior Preston 
Mullens followed closely 
with a 79, 70 - 149. 

Other Clarion scores 
were junior Justin Cameron 



continued from 
"PIRATES" on page 9. 

That certainly was not 
the case this season as he 
went 3-8 with a 5.53 ERA. 
To add further insult, Duke 
missed parts of the season 
due to injury. Seemingly a 
shell of his 8-2 rookie self, 
Duke seems destined to join 
the likes of Francisco 
Cordova and Kris Benson in 
Pirates lore. 
EB: Jason Bay 
Since his rookie of the year 
performance in 2004, Bay 
seemed to be the one player 
the Pirates could always 
count on. With probably his 
best support surrounding 
him in the lineup this sea- 
son Bay put up career lows 
in home runs, total bases, on 
base percentage, slugging 
percentage and batting 
average. 

The woe's weren't just at 
the dish for Bay as he strug- 
gled defensively throughout 
the season. Bay was never 
the best fielder to begin with 
but he was reliable. In his 
first 467 career games. Bay 
committed just nine errors. 
This season he committed 
eight in just 142 games. 

If the Pirates hope to 
contend anytime soon they 



need J- Bay to revert to pre- 
vious form or they must deal 
him now before he wipes out 
all of his value. 

Biggest Bust and the Buccy 
goes to... 
KS: Jason Bay 

While this could get lumped 
in with Biggest 

Disappointment, there were 
just too many sore spots to 
only have one. The sad 
thing is that this award 
could easily be spread out 
among the likes of Chris 
Duffy, Salomon Torres, Tony 
Armas Jr, etc. However, 
Jason Bay gets the nod here 
for his not-so All-Star sea- 
son of .247, 21 HRs, and 84 
RBIs. 

All of these are well 
under Bay's career totals as 
he had what is undoubtedly 
his worst season as a Pirate. 
In addition. Bay's play in 
the outfield was less than 
sterling. He looked less like 
a cornerstone player, and 
more like someone who 
might find himself on the 
trading block this winter. 
EB: Dave Ldttlefield 
It would be too easy to say 
the entire team was the 
biggest disappointment as 
they once again they failed 
to live up to pre-season 



hype. Truth is Littlefield 
was supposed to turn this 
team around and six years 
later they've improved from 
62 wins to 68. 

He didn't draft the best 
players available, and the 
free agent pickups were 
atrocious. While he did 
make successful moves like 
getting Freddy Sanchez for 
Jeff Suppan, and Jason Bay 
for Brian Giles, Littlefield's 
success was few and way too 
far between. In the end he 
cost this team, which now 
moves on to year 16 of the 
"rebuilding" process. 

Biggest Storyline to Watch 
this Off-Season and the 
Buccy goes to... 
KS: Who's the Manager? 

Speculation is already high 
as to whether or not manag- 
er Jim Tracy will keep his 
job. According to the Post- 
Gazette, the contracts for 
his coaching staff are up 
after this season. After fail- 
ing to fix Oliver Perez and 
Kip Wells, as well as seem- 
ingly sending Zach Duke out 
of control, it could be a long- 
shot for pitching coach Jim 
Colborn to come back. 

Tracy's contract is up 
after next season, but his 
chances to return are 50/50 



at best. Early word is that 
Cleveland third base coach 
Joel Skinner is a favorite to 
replace Tracy. 

EB: Will the new front office 
really change anything? 
Over the last 15 years, noth- 
ing much has gone right for 
this franchise on or off the 
field. That blame can be 
spread between players, 
managers and the front 
office for not putting the 
best possible team on the 
field. 

Kevin McClatchy and 
Dave Littlefield are gone 
and manager Jim Tracy 
could be soon to follow. That 
being said the new front 
office of Frank Coonelly and 
Neal Huntington must show 
competence in signing the 
correct pieces to fit into the 
talent already at the major 
league level as well as draft- 
ing the best available play- 
ers, unlike their predeces- 
sors who were too concerned 
with the contracts, those top 
draft picks would request. 
Granted the change won't 
happen over night but the 
first off-season for this 
regime will be an important 
and telling one. 



75, 75 • 150, senior Justin 
Moose 79, 72 - 151, and 
freshman Jared Schmader 
who shot a 76, 77 - 153. 

On October 1, the team 
competed in and won the 
Westminster Invitational 
with a score of 304. 
Carnegie Mellon University 
finished second to Clarion 
with a 307. 

Sanner was l-underpar 
and shot 71, to finish second 
individually behind 

Carnegie Mellon's Alex 
Timmons. Mullens fired a 



77, with Moose ahd 
Schmader carding 78 
apiece. Justin Cameron fol- 
lowed closely with a score of 
81. 

The Golden Eagles will 
travel to the Robert Morris 
Invitational on October 8-9 . 
The event will be the men's 
last regular season tourna- 
ment of the year. Clarion 
will then participate in the 
PSAC championships 

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CUP hosts second annual Hip-Hop symposium 

Featuring Grammy nominated artist as keynote speaker 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 10 - Clarion 
University has prepared an 
extensive schedule for the 
second annual Hip-Hop 
Symposium on Thursday, 
Oct. 18, including Yolanda 
"Yo-Yo" Whitaker, T. Denean 
Sharpley-Whiting, John 
Miller and Brian Cook. 

Students are encour- 
aged to reserve seats for the 
upcoming symposium online 
through the symposium's 
Web site, http7/jupiter.clari- 
on.edu/~hiphopsymp. More 
information pertaining to 
the symposium can be found 
at the Web site or by con- 
tacting professor of mass 
media arts and journalism, 
Dr. Joanne Washington, at 
814-393-1883 or hiphop- 
symp@clarion.edu. 

This year's symposium 
is intended to answer many 
of the questions expressed 
at last year's symposium 
and to touch on issues that 
continue to be negelected, 
according to Washington. 

"People wanted to know 
about the roots of Hip-Hop 
and about the role women 




Clarion University will nost their second annual Hip-Hop Symposium on Oct. 18. (The Clarion 
Call/ University Relations) 

play . in the Hip-Hop c\il:„ isJiJ^eS' head on and put^ ffont." ' 
ture," said Washington. "We together a program to bring Washington said the 

decided to tackle those these topics to the fore- symposium is targeted to 



those that feel greatly influ- 
enced by Hip-Hop, but also 
those that feel they are not 
affected at all by Hip-Hop. 

"I think both groups will 
be suprised at how Hip-Hop 
influences our culture," said 
Washington. 

The 2007 symposium, 
"Hip-Hop: Roots, Relevance, 
and Reaction," differs from 
last year's symposium in 
that it is funded completely 
by the university this year. 

Washington said, "I 
think students see this as 
an opportunity to become 
involved in a dynamic and 
cross-cultural event." 

Major supports that 
Washington noted were the 
Black Student Union and 
student senate. 

The symposium will 
begin at 9:30 a.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room (MPR) with a wel- 
come from Dr. John Groves. 
College of Education Dean. 

The first session will 
feature the "Hip-Hop: 
Beyond Beats and Rhymes 
Documentary," by filmmak- 
er Byron Hurt. 

See "HIP-HOP" 
continued on page 2. 



Clarion to purchase 
wireless mic system 



lass Hifoes Roefcs CUP 



Jamie Ricliard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmrichard@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 8- Student 
senate approved the alloca- 
tion of $13,885.08 to Clarion 
University for the purchas- 
ing of a wireless microphone 
system, equipped with 18 
headpieces. 

The allocation caused 
much debate at the meeting, 
due to the confusion as to 
which organization was 
actually making the 
request. 

The original request 
was made to benefit Clarion 
University's Show Choir , 
which is a traveling organi- 
zation that visits high 
schools, the Autumn Leaf 
Festival Pageant and many 
other venues. A wireless 
microphone system is neces- 
sary for the choir to travel 



and to be famililar with 
other systems when they 
travel. 

Currently, the only wire- 
less microphone system in 
the Marwick-Boyd Fine Arts 
Building belongs to the the- 
atre department. 

Although the music 
department does occasional- 
ly use this system for events 
in Marwick-Boyd, the sys- 
tem is not well-equipped for 
travel and functions best in 
the Little Theatre of 
Marwick-Boyd. 

During discussion on 
the allocation, problems 
arose as to precisely which 
organization was making 
the request because student 
senate can only give funding 
to Recognized Student 
Organizations (RSOs). 

See "MIC" 
continued on page 2. 




PRSSA to campaign for statewide ciiaiienge 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 9 - Signing 
as an organ donor used to 
require a trip to the local 
Department of Motor 
Vehicles! however, individu- 
als can now do this online 
and the Public Relations 
Studer^t Society of America 
(PRSSA) at CUP plans to 



raise awareness about this 
new convenience. 

The Clarion University 
Chapter of PRSSA is getting 
involved by partaking in a 
statewide challenge among 
colleges. 

The challenge aims to 
see which college can get the 
most people to sign up to be 
organ donors. 

Spokesperson for the 
statewide challenge and 
Web portal, Mary Ann 



Bohrer said they are cur- 
rently working on finalizing 
the challenge. 

"We [PRSSA] are very 
excited about it and we're 
excited to be working with 
the school and the commu- 
nity because organ donating 
can help to save a lot of 
lives," said Shandrial 
Hudson, senior mass media 
arts and journalism major 
and PRSSA newsletter edi- 
tor. 



The PRSSA organiza- 
tion is awaiting the finaliza- 
tion of the statewide chal- 
lenge before they can kick 
off their campaign on cam- 
pus. Once finalized. PRSSA 
intends to host an open 
social event for students 
across campus; however, 
they are just in the planning 
stage as of now. 

"This is definitely a real- 
ly important thing, as organ 
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saving the lives of many," 
said Natalie Kennell, 
PRSSA Vice President of 
Public Relations and senior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major. 

According to the Web 
portal states, more than 
92,000 people nationwide 
are waiting for an organ 
donation to save their lives. 

See "PRSSA" 
continued on page 2. 



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■ Regional director of 
the Bureau of Narcotics 
Im'estigation and Drug 
Control, Elaine Surma 
will host a presentation 
about internet predators, 
drugs, and alcohol on 
Oct. 18 at 7 p.m. in the 
Gemmell MPR. 

n Professor of manage- 
ment at CUP, Dr. Miguel 
R. OlivasLugan, 

received the highest pos- 
sible evaluation from the 
Brazilian Educational 
Systems to a research 
based book, on his co- 
edited book, Successful 
Professional Women of 
the Americas. 

m CUP will host the sec- 
ond annual Northwest 
PA Geographic 

Information Systems 
Conference on Friday, 
Oct. 19, which will fea- 
ture keynote speakers, 
Peirce Eichelberger and 
Jim Kuudson. 

■ An exibit of works 
from the Manchester 
Craftsmen's Guild will be 
feeatured in the 
University Gallery in 
Carlson Library from 
Oct. 15- Nov. 16 

m The WCUB-TV televi- 
sion truck has been 
remodeled by associate 
professor of MMAJ, Dr. 
Robert Nulph and chief 
engineer of WCUC-FM, 
Bruce Exley, making it 
"one of the most adapt- 
able video production 
remote units in colleges 
in Pa.," according to 
Nulph. 

■ Senior, liberal studies 
major, Danny Diveley 
and senior speech 
pathology major, Kady 
Jones were announced as 
the 2007 Homecoming 
King and Queen at the 
Pep Rally on Oct. 4. 

a Jamie Wolf of Clarion 
University and Mike 
Klobucher of Ferris State 
University have been 
named the top female 
and male Division II 
ScholarAthletes of the 
Year by the Division II 
Conference 
Commissioners 
Association. (See the Oct. 
18 issue for a full story.) 

■The CUP Venango 
Campus will host a lec- 
ture by college-life legal 
expert C.L. Lindsay on 
Campus Computing: 
Prom Free Speech to 
Pacebook on Tuesday, 
Oct. 16, 2007 at 7:30 p.m. 



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Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

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CLARION. Oct 2 - The 
Golden Kagles shut out 
their noirconfiTencc oppo- 
nent, the (Jannon Knights 
(7-3-1). 1-0 at home on 
Sunday Sept. 80. 

Despite heing outshot 
20-6 and having only one 
corner kick to Gannon's 
seven, Clarion was ahle to 
win it on an unassisted 
cross shot goal from fresh- 
man Jill Miller in the 49th 
minute. 

It was Miller's third goal 
of the .season, giving her a 
total of six points, both team 
highs. Miller and teammate 
Chelsea Wolff both had two 
shots on goal. Four other 
Golden Eagles each had one 
shot. 

Senior goalkeeper Jess 
Reed continued her strong 
play, posting her fourth 
shutout of the season, tying 




Sophomore Caitiin Borden is pictured above handling the ball in one of the Golden Eagles recent games. Clarion won Sunday Sept. 
30 1-0 against Gannon University. Clarion's next home match will be Thursday Oct. 4. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 



a career high that she set 
last year. She made a total 
of 6 saves in the game, 
increasing her season total 
to 52. If she continues at 
her current pace, she will 
set career highs in save per- 
centage (.800) and goals 
against average (2.02) this 
season. 



Clarion had a game the 
next day against a 
FSAC-West conference 
opponent, the Lock Haven 
Eagles. Lock Haven 

avenged a loss to Clarion 
earlier in the season by 
shutting out the Golden 
Eagles 1-0. 

The loss dropped Clar- 



ion's record to 2-3-1 in 
PSAC-West play and 4-5-2 
overall. 

Arielle Gordon headed 
in the only goal of the game 
in the 70th minute off of a 
pass from Katie Decker. 

Clarion gave up a total 
of twenty four shots, the sec- 
ond most all season. Nine of 



Lock Haven's 14 players had 
•shots on goal. Katie Decker, 
Lindsay Blessing, and 
Rebekah Stonecypher each 
had four shots, while 
Clarion only posted eight 
shots. Rebecca Downs led 
the way with three, followed 
by Chelsea Wolff who added 
two of her own. 



In the win for Lock 
Haven, senior goalkeeper 
Emily Wagner became Lock 
Haven's all-time leading 
career saves leader. She 
ended the day with eight 
saves, improving her total to 
300 in her career. 

Clarion is now tied for 
third place in the 
PSAC-West with Lock 
Haven. Both have seven 
points off of two wins and 
one tie. Slippery Rock 
maintains a strong lead 
with 19 points, followed by 
Edinboro at 11. 

The Golden Eagles stay 
home to face PSAC-West 
conference opponent 

California (2-10-1, 0-5- 1) on 
Thursday and nonconfer- 
ence opponent West Virginia 
Wesleyan (9-3-1) Sunday 

They will then travel to 
Edinboro (6-2-3, 3-1-2) on 
Wednesday. Clarion has 
already beaten California 
and tied Edinboro earlier in 
the season. 



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Golden Eagles football falls to 12th ranked California 56-0 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion.eclu 

CALIFORNIA Sept. 29- 
Last Saturday night, the 
inexperience showed for the 
Golden Eagles as they lost 
56-0 to California at 
Adamson Stadium. The 
game marked the 

PSAC-West opener for both 
teams. 

The big news for 
Clarion, was not good news. 
Quarterback Tyler Huether 
injured his hand in the first 
half, and was replaced by 
backup Gino Rometo. This 
game was extremely one- 
sided, and was dominated 
from start to finish by the 
Vulcans. 

California had 519 
yards of offense, including 



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with their 56-0 loss at 12th ranked California. Clarion returns 
home this week to host Shippensburg (0-5) on October 6. (The 
Clarion Ca///Archive Photo) 



393 yards on the ground and 
126 through the air. 
Quarterback Joe Ruggiero 
went 10-15 for 104 yards 
and a touchdown, and run- 
ning back Brandon 



for 177 yards and three 
touchdowns. 

Both Ruggiero and 
Lombardy, along with the 
rest of the Vulcan starters, 
sat out the entire second 



Clarion, on the other 
hand, had strikingly differ- 
ent statistics. They had 84 
total yards, including 22 
rushing yards and 62 pass- 
ing yards. Quarterback 
Tyler Huether, before he 
was injured, went 3-9 for 24 
yards, and backup Gino 
Rometo completed five of 14 
passes for 34 yards. 
Running back Eddie 
Emmanuel also rushed 17 
times for 36 yards. 

In the first quarter, 
after a Clarion punt, 
California drove 80 yards in 
six plays and went ahead 7- 
on a 40-yard touchdown 
run by Lombardy. 

Later in the first. 
Clarion had the ball again 
and got two first downs, but 
were tripped up by a holding 
penalty and were eventually 



first quarter, the game was 
still close, California only 
led the Golden Eagles 7-0. 

The second quarter, 
however, was an entirely 
different ballgame. 

Jermaine Move returned a 
punt for 51 yards to the 
Clarion 22 yard line. Four 
plays later, Lombardy car- 
ried to the goal line and 
fumbled, but teammate 
Nate Forse recovered in the 
end zone with 11^56 remain- 
ing to put the Vulcans ahead 
14-0. 

Lombardy then scored 
on touchdown runs of 1 and 
36 yards to put California 
ahead 28-0 with 3:59 left in 
the second. Later in the sec- 
ond, Nate Forse caught an 
18-yard touchdown pass 
from Ruggiero for a 35-0 
lead. 



blocked a Clarion punt and 
Patrick Swearinger recov- 
ered the ball in the end zone 
for a 42-0 lead at halftime. 

California added on 
another two scores in the 
second half to complete a 56- 
win. 

California dominated 
Clarion in just about every 
statistical category. 

The Vulcans compiled 
26 first downs to Clarion's 
seven, and California con- 
trolled the ball for 35as 
compared to 22' 14 for 
Clarion. 

The Golden Eagles 
return home to face the 
Shippensburg Raiders, who 
are also 0-5, in hopes of 
righting their ship on 
Homecoming Day at A.L.F. 
at 2 p.m. this coming 
Saturday. 



Lombardv rushed 16 times half. 



forced to punt. After the The Vulcans then 



Golf team finishes in top two in each of last two tournaments 



Demise Simens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_clnsimens@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 3 - On 
September 24-25, the golf 



team headed to 

Moundsville, WV, to com- 
pete in the Wheeling Jesuit 
Tournament. 

The Golden Eagles fin- 
ished tied for second with 
Concord with a score of 595. 



Millersville shot a 593 and 
won the event. 

On the first day of com- 
petition, Clarion finished 
with a score of 308 and 
wrapped up the next day 
with a tournament low of 



287. Sophomore Nick 
Sanner led the way with 78, 
70 - 148, and senior Preston 
Mullens followed closely 
with a 79, 70-149. 

Other Clarion scores 
were junior Justin Cameron 



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"PIRATES" on page 9. 

That certainly was not 
the case this season as he 
went 3-8 with a 5.53 ERA. 
To add further insult, Duke 
missed parts of the season 
due to injury. Seemingly a 
shell of his 8-2 rookie self. 
Duke seems destined to join 
the likes of Francisco 
Cordova and Kris Benson in 
Pirates lore. 
EB: Jason Bay 
Since his rookie of the year 
performance in 2004, Bay 
seemed to be the one player 
the Pirates could always 
count on. With probably his 
best support surrounding 
him in the lineup this sea- 
son Bay put up career lows 
in home runs, total bases, on 
base percentage, slugging 
percentage and batting 
average. 

The woe's weren't just at 
the dish for Bay as he strug- 
gled defensively throughout 
the season. Bay was never 
the best fielder to begin with 
but he was reliable. In his 
first 467 career games. Bay 
committed just nine errors. 
This season he committed 
eight in just 142 games. 

If the Pirates hope to 
contend anytime soon they 



need J -Bay to revert to pre- 
vious form or they must deal 
him now before he wipes out 
all of his value. 

Biggest Bust and the Buccy 
goes to... 
KS: Jason Bay 

While this could get lumped 
in with Biggest 

Disappointment, there were 
just too many sore spots to 
only have one. The sad 
thing is that this award 
could easily be spread out 
among the likes of Chris 
Duffy Salomon Torres, Tony 
Armas Jr, etc. However, 
Jason Bay gets the nod here 
for his not-so All-Star sea- 
son of .247, 21 HRs, and 84 
RBIs. 

All of these are well 
under Bay's career totals as 
he had what is undoubtedly 
his worst season as a Pirate. 
In addition. Bay's play in 
the outfield was less than 
sterling. He looked less like 
a cornerstone player, and 
more like someone who 
might find himself on the 
trading block this winter. 
EB: Dave Littlefield 
It would be too easy to say 
the entire team was the 
biggest disappointment as 
they once again they failed 
to live up to pre-season 



hype. Truth is Littlefield 
was supposed to turn this 
team around and six years 
later they've improved from 
62 wins to 68. 

He didn't draft the best 
players available, and the 
free agent pickups were 
atrocious. While he did 
make successful moves like 
getting Freddy Sanchez for 
Jeff Suppan, and Jason Bay 
for Brian Giles, Littlefield's 
success was few and way too 
far between. In the end he 
cost this team, which now 
moves on to year 16 of the 
"rebuilding" process. 

Biggest Storyline to Watch 
this Off-Season and the 
Buccy goes to... 
KS: Who's the Manager? 

Speculation is already high 
as to whether or not manag- 
er Jim Tracy will keep his 
job. According to the Post- 
Gazette, the contracts for 
his coaching staff are up 
after this season. After fail- 
ing to fix Oliver Perez and 
Kip Wells, as well as seem- 
ingly sending Zach Duke out 
of control, it could be a long- 
shot for pitching coach Jim 
Colborn to come back. 

Tracy's contract is up 
after next season, but his 
chances to return are 50/50 



at best. Early word is that 
Cleveland third base coach 
Joel Skinner is a favorite to 
replace Tracy. 

EB: Will the new front office 
really change anything? 
Over the last 15 years, noth- 
ing much has gone right for 
this franchise on or off the 
field. That blame can be 
spread between players, 
managers and the front 
office for not putting the 
best possible team on the 
field. 

Kevin McClatchy and 
Dave Littlefield are gone 
and manager Jim Tracy 
could be soon to follow. That 
being said the new front 
office of Frank Coonelly and 
Neal Huntington must show 
competence in signing the 
correct pieces to fit into the 
talent already at the major 
league level as well as draft- 
ing the best available play- 
ers, unlike their predeces- 
sors who were too concerned 
with the contracts, those top 
draft picks would request. 
Granted the change won't 
happen over night but the 
first off-season for this 
regime will be an important 
and telling one. 



75, 75 - 150, senior Justin 
Moose 79. 72 - 151, and 
freshman Jared Schmader 
who shot a 76. 77 - 153. 

On October 1, the team 
competed in and won the 
Westminster Invitational 
with a score of 304. 
Carnegie Mellon University 
finished second to Clarion 
with a 307. 

Sanner was l-underpar 
and shot 71, to finish second 
individually behind 

Carnegie Mellon's Alex 
Timmons. Mullens fired a 



77, with Moose and 
Schmader carding 78 
apiece. Justin Cameron fol- 
lowed closely with a score of 
81. 

The Golden Eagles will 
travel to the Robert Morris 
Invitational on October 8-9 . 
The event will be the men's 
last regular season tourna- 
ment of the year. Clarion 
will then participate in the 
PSAC championships 

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CUP hosts second annual Hip-Hop symposium 

Featuring Grammy nominated artist as l<eynote speai(er 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 10 -Clarion 
University has prepared an 
extensive schedule for the 
second annual Hip-Hop 
Symposium on Thursday. 
Oct. 18. including Yolanda 
"Yo-Yo" Whitaker. T. Denean 
SharpleyWhiting. John 
Miller and Brian Cook. 

Students are encour- 
aged to reserve seats for the 
upcoming symposium online 
through the symposium's 
Web site, httpV/jupiter.clari- 
on.edu/'-hiphopsymp. More 
information pertaining to 
the symposium can be found 
at the Web site or by con- 
tacting professor of mass 
media arts and journalism. 
Dr. Joanne Washington, at 
814-393-1883 or hiphop- 
symp'i' clarion.edu. 

This year's symposium 
is intended to answer many 
of the questions expressed 
at last year's symposium 
and to touch on issues that 
continue to be negelected. 
according to Washington. 

"People wanted to know 
about the roots of Hip- Hop 
and about the role women 




Clarion University will nosi their second annual Hip-Hop Symposium on Oct. 18. (The Clarion 

Call/ University Relations) 

play in the Hip-Hop cuV isaiics head on and put^ front." ' 

ture." said Washington. "We together a program to bring Washington said the 

decided to tackle those these topics to the fore- symposium is targeted to 



those that feel greatly infiu- 
enced by Hip-Hop. but al.so 
those that feel they are not 
affected at all by Hip-Hop. 

"I think both groups will 
hi' suprised at how Hip-Hop 
infiuences our culture," said 
Washington. 

The 2007 symposium. 
"Hip- Hop: Hoots. Relevance, 
and Reaction." differs from 
last year's symposium in 
that it is funded completely 
by the university this year. 

Washington said. "1 
think students see this as 
an opportunity to become 
involved in a dynamic and 
cross-cultural event." 

Major supports that 
Washington noted were the 
Black Student Union and 
student senate. 

The symposium will 
begin at 9^30 a.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room (MPR) with a wel- 
come from Dr. John Groves. 
College of Education Dean. 

The first session will 
feature the "Hip- Hop: 
Beyond Beats and Rhymes 
Documentary" by filmmak- 
er Byron Hurt. 

See "HIP'HOP" 
continued on page 2. 



Clarion to purchase 
wireless mic system 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmricharcl@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Oct. 8 - Student 
senate approved the alloca- 
tion of $13,885.08 to Clarion 
University for the purchas- 
ing of a wireless microphone 
system, equipped with 18 
headpieces. 

The allocation caused 
much debate at the meeting, 
due to the confusion as to 
which organization was 
actually making the 
request. 

The original request 
was made to benefit Clarion 
University's Show Choir . 
which is a traveling organi- 
zation that visits high 
schools, the Autumn Leaf 
Festival Pageant and many 
other venues. A wireless 
microphone system is neces- 
sary for the choir to travel 



and to be famililar with 
other systems when they 
travel. 

Currently, the only wire- 
less microphone system in 
the Marwick-Boyd Fine Arts 
Building belongs to the the- 
atre department. 

Although the music 
department does occasional- 
ly use this system for events 
in Marwick-Boyd, the sys- 
tem is not well-equipped for 
travel and functions best in 
the Little Theatre of 
Marwick-Boyd. 

During discussion on 
the allocation, problems 
arose as to precisely which 
organization was making 
the request because student 
senate can only give funding 
to Recognized Student 
Organizations (RSOs). 



See "M/C" 
continued on page 2. 



Gym Class Heroes Rocks CUP 




Checl< out the story on page 5 about the CampusFest concert that featured Gym Class Heroes 
on Oct. 10 in Tippin Gym. (The Clarion Call/ Angela Kelly) 



PRSSA to campaign for statewide challenge 



Gretchen Beth Yori 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gbyori@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 9 - Signing 
as an organ donor used to 
require a trip to the local 
Department of Motor 
Vehicles; however, individu- 
als can now do this online 
and the Public Relations 
Student Societv of America 
(PRSSA) at CUP plans to 



raise awareness about this 
new convenience. 

The Clarion University 
Chapter of PRSSA is getting 
involved by partaking in a 
statewide challenge among 
colleges. 

The challenge aims to 
see which college can get the 
most people to sign up to be 
organ donors. 

Spokesperson for the 
statewide challenge and 
Web portal. Mary Ann 



Bohrer said they are cur- 
rently working on finalizing 
the challenge. 

"We IPRSSA] are very 
excited about it and we're 
excited to be working with 
the school and the commu- 
nity because organ donating 
can help to save a lot of 
lives." said Shandrial 
Hud,son. senior mass media 
arts and journalism major 
and PRSSA newsletter edi- 
tor. 



The PRSSA organiza- 
tion is awaiting the finaliza- 
tion of the statewide chal- 
lenge before they can kick 
off their campaign on cam- 
pus. Once finalized. PRSSA 
intends to host an open 
social event for students 
across campus^ however, 
they are just in the planning 
stage as of now. 

"This is definitely a real- 
ly important thing, as organ 
donations are essential in 



saving the lives of many." 
said Natalie Kennell. 
PRSSA Vice President of 
Public Relations and senior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major. 

According to the Web 
portal states, more than 
92.000 people nationwide 
are waiting for an organ 
donation to save their lives. 

See "PRSSA" 
continued on page 2. 





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■ Regional director of 
the Bureau of Narcotics 
Investigation and Drug 
Control, Elaine Surma 
will host a presentation 
about internet predators, 
drugs, and alcohol on 
Oct. 18 at 7 p.m. in the 
Gemmell MPR, 

■ Professor of manage- 
ment at CUP, Dr. Miguel 
R. Olivas-Lugan, 
received the highest pos- 
sible evaluation from the 
Brazilian Educational 
Systems to a research 
based book, on his co- 
edited book, Successful 
Professional Women of 
the Americas. 

m CUP will host the sec- 
ond annual Northwest 
PA Geographic 

Information Systems 
Conference on Friday, 
Oct. 19, which will fea- 
ture keynote speakers, 
Peirce Eichelberger and 
Jim Knudson. 

■ An exibit of works 
from the Manchester 
Craftsmen's Guild will be 
feeatured in the 
University Gallery in 
Carlson Library from 
Oct. 15- Nov. 16 

■ The WCUB-TV televi- 
sion truck has been 
remodeled by associate 
professor of MMAJ, Dr. 
Robert Nulph and chief 
engineer of WCUC-FM, 
Bruce Exley, making it 
"one of the most adapt- 
able video production 
remote units in colleges 
in Pa.," according to 
Nulph. 

■ Senior, liberal studies 
major, Danny Diveley 
and senior speech 
pathology major, Kady 
Jones were announced as 
the 2007 Homecoming 
King and Queen at the 
Pep Rally on Oct. 4. 

■ Jamie Wolf of Clarion 
University and Mike 
Klobucher of Ferris State 
University have been 
named the top female 
and male Division II 
Scholar-Athletes of the 
Year by the Division II 
Conference 
Commissioners 
Association. (See the Oct. 
18 issue for a full story.) 

■The CUP Venango 
Campus will host a lec- 
ture by college-life legal 
expert C.L. Lindsay on 
Campus Computing: 
From Free Speech to 
Facebook on Tuesday, 
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Faculty senate discusses construction plans 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s„ieerickson@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Pa.. -The recent 
faculty senate meeting 
focused their discussion on 
the current construction at 
CUP. 

Recently there has been 
preparation going on for the 
construction of a new dining 
hall and the demohtion of 
Campbell Hall, which has 
had various effects on the 
campus. 

Last week, construction 
workers started putting up 
fencing near Ballentine 



Hall. 

There are plans to build 
a new dining hall at a new 
location while Chandler 
Dining Hall is still being 
used. 

Construction continues 
to effect parking across 
campus. 

"There are fewer com- 
plaints this year about park- 
ing compared to last year," 
said Sue Coursin. "There 
are still a few complaints, 
but most people are okay 
with the parking situation." 

However, in the near 
future the faculty will be 
losing even more parking 
due to the construction. 



Also, they will now have 
to use a new road by 
Carrier. 

The president 

announced that the 
approved appropriations 
request will hopefully be 
approved next Thursday 
and the new provost search 
is still underway. 

An announcement by 
the CCPS that said the new 
chair of the General 
Education Council is Jane 
Philips. 

In other announce- 
ments, there will be hear- 
ings scheduled for Jan. 10, 
July 24, and August 20. 

The January hearing is 



for suspensions that occur 
in the fall/winter semester, 
and the July and August 
hearings are for suspensions 
that occur in the spring. 
Appeals can be done in writ- 
ing or by showing up in per- 
son. 

The last topic of discus- 
sion was the update from 
the CCR Committee. 
Recommendations for the 
new UTAC committee mem- 
bers were announced and 
then approved. 

Also the nominees for 
the Search Committee were 
announced, but are await- 
ing approval by President 
Grunenwald. 



"PRSSA" continued 
from front page. 

Individuals that wish to reg- 
ister as an organ donor can 
do so by accessing 



www.donatelife-pa.org. 

The Ordinary People, 
Extraordinary Power cam- 
paign is a collaborative ini- 
tiative between Gift of Life 
Donor Program (GOL), the 



Center for Organ & 
Recovery Education (CORE) 
and the Pennsylvania 
Departments of Health and 
Transportation. 

It is funded by residents 



of Pennsylvania through 
voluntary contributions 
included with driver's 
license renewals, vehicle 
registrations and state 
income tax filings. 



"MIC" continued from 
front page. 

Due to the fact that the 
Show Choir currently has 
12 members, it does not 
meet the 15 member mini- 
mum requirement and is 
not considered an RSO. 
Rather, Show Choir is part 



of a group of music organi- 
zations, along with 
Madrigal Singers and 
Concert Choir, which all col- 
lectively share an account. 

"All of these organiza- 
tions share Account 414," 
said University music pro- 
fessor Henry Alviani. "The 
microphones are not just to 



benefit Show Choir, but 
everyone who wants to use 
them." Another issue was 
the durabihty of the new 
system. "We don't want to 
buy something we'll just 
have to keep replacing or 
buying new parts for every 
few years," said student 
senate Treasurer, Heather 



Puhalla. 

It was ultimately decid- 
ed that because the system 
was not exclusively for the 
Show Choirs use, it would 
be purchased in the name of 
CUP and can be used by any 
organizatin on campus. The 
motion was passed in a 
unanimous 21-0-0 vote. 



"HIP-HOP" continued 
from front page. 

According to the Clarion 
University Newswire, this 
documentary is a Sundance 
Film Festival Selection and 
has won numerous awards, 
including Best 

Documentary from the San 
Francisco Black Film 
Festival. Washington does 
warn that this film contains 
graphic images and explicit 
language. 

The second session will 
begin at 12:30 p.m. with a 
welcome from Dr. Rachelle 
Prioleau, College of Arts and 
Sciences Dean and will fea- 
ture the forum: "Hip-Hop: 
Created Imagine- Reality 
Check," in the MPR. 

The forum will be led by 
Sharpley-Whiting, the 

author and director of 
African American and 
Diaspora Studies and the 
director of the William T. 
Bandy Center for 

Bandelaire and Modern 
French Studies at 
Vanderbilt University 

The student panel will 
consist of three students, 
including Amil Cook, a grad- 
uate student pursuing a 
master's degree in educa- 
tion; Paulette Ibeka, senior, 
biology major: and Tracey 
Milchick, sophomore, psy- 
chology major. 

At 2 p.m., student sen- 



ate president, Dustin 
McElhattan, a junior biolo- 
gy major, will provide a wel- 
come prior to the second 
showing of "Hip-Hop: 
Beyond Beats and Rhymes," 
in the MPR. 

To round out the after- 
noon, a Slam Poetry 
Workshop will be hosted by 
Miller, co-founder of 
Artfunkles in room 250 in 
Gemmell at 3:30 p.m. Miller 
currently serves as the 
President of the Clarion 
County Arts Council. 

President of the Clarion 
University Black Student 
Union, Cheyenne Patterson, 
a senior mass media arts 
and journalism major will 
provide the welcoming at 
the the last session, "Hip- 
Hop: Taking it back!" 

This session will feature 
Whitaker, one of the first 
female rappers of the 90's 
and serving as her inter- 
viewer will be Brian Cook. 

Whitaker is a Grammy 
nominated artist, who 
began her career as a pro- 
tege of rapper Ice Cube. 
Whitaker is the founder of 

The Intelligent Women's 
Coalition, a radio personali- 
ty of KDAY 93.5 in Los 
Angeles, and the president 
of Fearless Entertainment 
and Yo-Yo Music. Whitaker 
has also recently signed on 
with VH-1 for her own real- 
ity based show entitled. 



Who Will Be the Next 
Female Rapper? 

Cook is a 2003 Clarion 
University graduate of Mass 
Media Arts and Journalism 
(formally communication) 
and is currently the news 
and entertainment corre- 
spondent for American 
Urban Radio, which reaches 
30 million listeners on over 
478 stations across America. 

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The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all crim- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
October 2007. All information can be accessed on 
the Public Safety Web page, 
http7/www.clarion.edu/admin/pubUcsafety/loca- 
tion.shtmL 

■ Oct. 7, at 3:20 a.m., Matthew Ward, 18, of 
Murrysville, Pa., was cited for underage consumption 
of alcohol after University Police found him in the 
wooded area below lot 3. 

■ Oct. 7, at 2:52 a.m., Lydia Hurnyak, 19, of 
Murrysville, Pa., was cited for public drunkenness in 
lots. 

■ Oct. 7, at 12:59 a.m., Robert Mamula, 18, of 
Cannonsburg, Pa., was cited for underage consumption 
of alcohol at Reinhard Villages after University Police 
were called to investigate a noise complaint. 

■ Oct. 7, at 1:42 a.m., Adam Murawski, 19, was cited 
for underage consumption of alcohol after University 
Police approached him at the Nair basketball courts. 

■ Oct. 6, at 2:30 a.m., University Police investigated 
the report of an alleged sexual assault of a female res- 
ident by a known male at Reinhard Villages. 
Prosecution was declined by victim, resulting in no 
charges being filed against the actor. 

■ Oct. 6, at 11:25 p.m., Andrew Strum, 18, of Delmont, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption of alcohol 
after University Police were requested by the Clarion 
Borough Police to respond to lot U for ^ possible distur- 
bance. 

■ Oct. 6, at 11:24 p.m., Jeffrey Johnson, 18, of 
Delmont, Pa., was cited for underage consumption of 
alcohol after University Police were requested by the 
Clarion Borough Police to respond to lot 11 for a possi- 
ble disturbance. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:20 a.m., Brian Mosquede, 20, of 
McKeesport, Pa., was cited for underage consumption 
at Reinhard Villages after University Police were 
called to investigate a loud party. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:20 a.m., Kimberly DuFour, 18, of 
Curwensville, Pa., was cited for underage consumption 
at Reinhard Villages after University Police were 
called to investigate a loud party. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:20 a.m., Rodney Fought, 18, of Shelby, 
Oh., was cited for underage consumption at Reinhard 
Villages after University Pohce were called to investi- 
gate a loud party. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:20 a.m., Kimberly Mogush, 19, of 
Trafford, Pa., was cited for underage consumption at 
Reinhard Villages after University Police were called to 
investigate a loud party. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:20 a.m., Paul Markle, 19, of Latrobe, Pa., 
was cited for underage consumption at Reinhard 
Villages after University Police were called to investi- 
gate a loud party. 

■ Oct. 6, at i:i6 a.m., Casey McCorkle, 19, of Altoona, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption of alcohol at 
Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 6, at 1:22 a.m., Jocelyn Nastuck, 19, of New 
Kensington, Pa., was issued a non-traffic citation for 
underage consumption of alcohol at Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 6, at 4:20 a.m., James Grilli Jr., 19, of 
Pittsburgh, Pa., was cited for underage consumption of 
alcohol and possession and for scattering rubbish. 

■ Oct. 6, at 4:22 a.m., Raymond Thornton, 19, of 
Pittsburgh, Pa., was issued a non-traffic citation for 
underage consumption of aichohol near parking lot 9. 

■ Oct. 5, at 7:45 p.m., Jeffrey Langdon Jr., 19, of 
Harbourcreek, Pa., was cited for underage consump- 
tion of alcohol and public drunkenness at Reinhard 
Villages. 

■Oct. 5, at 6 p.m.. University Police found a 
Roadmaster bike in lot 5. 



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October 11. 2007 



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Asthma: fear around every corner 




Ann Edwards 
Online Editor 

s.amedwardsaclarion.edu 

Allow me to take you 
through the perils and dan- 
gers that life presents when 
one is an asthmatic. 

At seven in the morning 
that annoying buzzing 
sound means that you have 
class today. 

You hit the snooze but- 
ton, roll over and go back to 
sleep. 

Ten minutes later you're 
slowly, ever so slowly, inch- 
ing your way out of bed 
because your roommate is 
up and if she's up you might 
as well be up too. 

You take two pills. One 
is for your allergies which 
are aggravated by the death 
of trillions of leaves that 
mock you with their pretty 
colors. The other is for your 
asthma which is, humorous- 
ly enough, aggravated by 
your allergies to pretty col- 
ored leaves. Then you take 
out the nifty little purple 
diskus that has individual 
doses of powdered medica- 
tion that goes directly into 
your lungs when you inhale 
it. In reality, the powder is 
two medications: one for air- 
way constriction and the 



other is an anti-inflammato- 
ry. 

Why purple? 

Studies show that a pur- 
ple coloring in pharmaceuti- 
cals makes people who have 
to take them feel better 
about it. Not really. 

This medication has 
also decided to spice up its 
warning labels, because of 
the FDA's November 2005 
update, by including death. 
Yes, that's right, by taking 
this medicine to alleviate 
your asthma symptoms you 
may in fact "increase the 
risk of asthma-related 
death." Doesn't that sound 
like fun? 

After medicating your- 
self you throw your new 
HFA albuterol inhaler into 
your shower caddy. Why? 
Simple, the old inhaler with 
chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) 
was found to be bad for the 
environment. And with all 
the asthmatics in the world 
we could really put a dent in 
the ozone layer. 

The reason you take the 
inhaler with you when you 
go shower is an easy answer, 
too. If the humidity is too 
high, there's a chance you'll 
have an asthma attack. 
Ever draw anything on a 
mirror that was steamed up 
after a shower? The steam 



that condenses on the mir- 
ror keeps you from seeing 
your reflection, just like the 
inflamed and constricted 
airways keep air from get- 
ting to your lungs. Using an 
emergency inhaler can be 
the equivalent of wiping off 
the steam from the mirror 
as it brings down the 
swelling and clears the air- 
ways so that you can 
breathe. Which is why 
you'll be glad that you had 
your new not-bad-forthe- 
environment inhaler with 
you if you have a humidity 
induced asthma attack. 

When you come back 
from your potentially dan- 
gerous shower excursion 
you get dressed and pack 
your bag for the day. 

As you check to make 
sure you didn't forget your 
keys, your roommate starts 
her morning chemical and 
death routine. 

Because you have asth- 
ma strong perfumes, 
colognes, lotions and hair 
sprays are off-limits. One 
whiff and you could have an 
attack-and they are called 
attacks for a reason. The 
allergens that you breathe 
in from these socially 
acceptable chemicals, as 
well as those from any 
smokers nearby, attack the 
lining of your bronchial 
tubes causing your body to 
react by producing the IgE 
antibody. The IgE antibody 
causes airway constriction 
and inflammation as it tries 
to defend the body from 
attack. 

Your body basically 
attacks itself to avoid 



drowning in toxic air. 

You haven't even left 
your dorm and already 
you've been met with diffi- 
culties. 

Everywhere you go and 
everything that you do takes 
careful planning to avoid 
having life giving air taken 
away from you. 

Smokers at nearly every 
entryway to nearly every 
building on campus. 

Poorly ventilated class- 
rooms where perfumes, 
colognes and the poisonous 
cloying toxins that smokers 
bring with them everywhere 
they go surround and suffo- 
cate you. 

Keeping up with current 
sciences, understandings of 
and medications for asthma 
is a must. 

The new "black label" on 
popular medicines to treat 
asthma is just one example 
of something that people 
with asthma need to be 
aware of as well as under- 
stand. 

Of the 20 million 
Americans with the chronic 
lung disease asthma, half 
suffer from allergic asthma 
as characterized in the fic- 
tional day aforementioned. 

So the next time you 
take in a lung full of air, step 
into a hot shower or just 
shower yourself in chemi- 
cals, remember that about 
10 million asthmatics are 
looking warily around for 
those potential death 
threats. 

The author is a senior dual 
library science education 
and English major and 
Online Editor of The Call. 



New Orleans trip with the PEC: the 
best time and money spent in college 



Josh Zorich 
Graduate Student 
PEC member 

About two weeks ago, an 
e-mail was sent to every stu- 
dent that is enrolled at 
Clarion University with 
information about a trip to 
New Orleans organized by 
the Political Economy Club 
(PEC). The message stated 
that the trip would occur 
over Thanksgiving break 
and may cost a few hundred 
dollars. To my delightful 
surprise, there were about 
40 individuals who had ten- 
tatively put their names 
down. 

While I am genuinely 
moved that that many peo- 
ple have come forward so 
far, I know that there were 
probably another 200 people 
who saw that e-mail and 
decided against the trip 
because of the timing, but 
most likely the money. 
While this is understand- 
able, I honestly feel that this 
is the real stuff that college 
is supposed to be about: the 
true memories and experi- 
ences that we should take 
advantage of now because in 
a few years as we all find 
jobs, get married, start fam- 
ilies, etc. For most of us this 
type of flexibility will never 
be present again until 
(maybe) retirement. 




As such, I am writing 
this editorial in an attempt 
to provide some facts and 
perspective to the many who 
considered this trip but 
opted not to come along. 

First, the trip is not a 
sightseeing cultural tour. 
We are not going during 
Mardi Gras or to hang out 
on Bourbon Street all week- 
end. The trip is to aid one of 
the many charitable busi- 
nesses that have set up shop 
in New Orleans to clean up 
areas and build houses. 

Second, the group will 
be leaving from Pittsburgh 
International Airport on 
Thanksgiving night. We're 
off to a rocky start already I 
know, but for those who are 
concerned about the time 
spent with family, do you 
think they'd really be that 
angry if you said, "I can't 
make it this year, I'm going 
to New Orleans to build 
houses." I know you could 
also find a way to get to the 
airport that night if you 



really try. The group will be 
down there for four days 
and flying back on Sunday. 
Don't think they haven't 
thought about driving, but it 
would take 18 hours one- 
way. 

Next (and here comes 
the biggest objection, no 
doubt), the trip will cost 
around $400 per person, 
including airfare and food. 
Here we can find many solu- 
tions to the financial prob- 
lem. First, the PEC's cur- 
rent president, Rozylnd 
Vares, has better leadership 
skills than just about any 
student (undergraduate or 
graduate) and a good num- 
ber of faculty and staff that 
I've seen at this school. She 
and her officers have multi- 
ple programs for fundrais- 
ing already in the works. 
Now don't get the wrong 
idea, the club cannot and is 
not paying for people them- 
selves nor will they do the 
work for you. However, they 
believe that with the right 



approach they may be able 
to cover the entire cost for 
everyone through these pro- 
grams. 

This is an interesting 
point to pause for a moment. 
Aside from the aforemen- 
tioned fundraising pro- 
grams, there are two other 
sources of funds that could 
easily cover all, if not a huge 
chunk, of the overall cost. 

The first source is that 
all-important loan refund 
that thousands of us stu- 
dents receive every semes- 
ter for four or more years. 
How much did you keep last 
semester? The one before 
that? What did you spend it 
on? This is not meant to be a 
guilt-trip but rather to offer 
some perspective. If you're 
willing to keep $1,000 every 
semester for clothes, alco- 
hol, spring break, the antic- 
ipation of the new Guitar 
Hero or Halo 3 or just so you 
don't have to get a job, real- 
ly consider using $400 
(probably a lot less if you 
work with the fundraising) 
to take a trip to an area of 
your own country that could 
really use a lot of help. 

The second magical 
source of funds would be 
from our own student sen- 
ate. Many students may not 
know this but the senate's 
philosophy for many, many 
years has been "pay for your 
own volunteer and commu- 



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nity service." Vares is in fact 
a current senator and is 
working to have this rule 
changed. If you agree with 
her, write a short note to 
student senate and put it in 
their mailbox, e-mail sena- 
tors or send them a 
Facebook message. I would 
rather my school allocate a 
lot more money for functions 
like this than for the Gym 
Class Heroes (which senate 
funds every year, no offense 
to UAB). 

Lastly, I want you to 
think about New Orleans, 
La. and I want you to think 
about how you perceived 
what your college experi- 
ence would be like. Before 
the end of August 2005 
when Hurricane Katrina hit 
the United States, did any- 
one seriouslv think that the 



US government would allow 
a major city that had been 
literally wiped out by a nat- 
ural disaster remain in 
shambles for over two 
years? TWO YEARS? 
Nearly 2,000 people were 
killed by Katrina. If you can 
afford to part with $400 this 
semester and miss one 
Thanksgiving evening, 
please reconsider this 
opportunity. If nothing else, 
when you're 30-years old 
and telling stories about col- 
lege you can always bring 
up 'that one year when you 
missed Thanksgiving 

because you went to New 
Orleans, you know, when 
they were still cleaning up 
the city and rebuilding.' 

And you know what, 
that's a fine storv to tell. 




The following is in response 
to a Letter to the Editor 
from the Sept. 20 issue of 



The Call: 

While I am sorry that 
mailboxes are being dam- 
aged and destroyed, and am 
quite embarassed that it 
could be possible students 
from the university, one 
should not assume who is 
committing the acts. (You 



know what they say about 
people who assume.) 
However the fact that col- 
lege students are automati- 
cally the perpetrator is not 
why I am upset. As a mem- 
ber of the panhellenic coun- 
cil and avid greek member, I 
take offence that "frats" 



were even thrown into the 
conversation. 

First off they are called 
Fraternities- at least that's 
what they are called here, 
because the Greek men are 
working hard at making a 
stronger image on this cam- 
pus, and to call them frats is 



degrading. Second, all of the 
fraternities recognized by 
the university do not have 
chapter housing. The only 
fraternity house on 5th Ave. 
is no longer recognized. So 
before you are so quick to 
judge and point fingers 
know what you are talking 



about. Don't put the cam- 
pus' fraternities in blame 
because they are not. 

And if your mailbox is 
being destroyed isn't that a 
federal crime and should be 
taken up with the police not 
the university newspaper? 



■SMttlm»K, 



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October 11. 2007 



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Clarion professor's study spans the globe 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh®clarion edu 

Dr. Rose Elaine 
Carbone, a professor of 
mathematics at Clarion 
University, has recently 
completed a research project 
pertaining to some mathe- 
matical issues. 

"As future elementary 
school teachers, they should 
be able to write acceptable 
real life problems for their 
future students," said 
Carbone. "Many students 
merely memorize proce- 
dures that are taught in 
class but miss the underly- 
ing mathematical concepts. 
The research model requires 
the prospective teachers to 
pose their own problems, so 
we become aware of their 
difficulties and are able to 
address them." 

The title of her research 
is "Findings from Two 
Countries Regarding 

Prospective Teachers' 

Knowledge of Addition and 
Division of Fractions." In 
this pilot study, prospective 
elementary teachers were 
asked to write two prob- 
lems^ (l) a story problem 
where students in the ele- 
mentary grades would add 
three-fourths and one-half 



to complete the problem and 
(2) a story problem that 
shows the meaning of 2 1-2. 

It is based on qualita- 
tive research, which is a 
way to measure how much 
one actually knows about 
the topic at hand. 

"This qualitative 

research is important as we 
are studying if prospective 
teachers have a deep under- 
standing of fractions, rather 
than merely determining if 
they can perform the proce- 
dure of completing a prob- 
lem such as one-half plus 
three-fourths," said 

Carbone. 

Dr. Patricia Eaton from 
Stranmillis University 
College in Belfast, Northern 
Ireland was also involved in 
the paper. Carbone met her 
in 2002 at a mathematics 
conference in Sicily. 

Eaton was interested in 
education that was devel- 
oped at Clarion University 
through a United States 
Department of Education 
Fund for the Improvement 
of Post Secondary Education 
(FIPSE) grant, so she visit- 
ed Clarion in 2003 to 
observe the graduate pro- 
gram. 

Since then, Carbone and 
Eaton have continued to col- 
laborate in writing several 
different papers, one which 



was published and present- 
ed at the International 
Congress in Mathematics 
Education (ICME) in 
Copenhagen, Denmark in 
2004. 

They hope to complete 
their current research study 
for the upcoming 2008 
International Congress on 
Mathematics Education 
Conference in Mexico. 

The research paper por- 
trays all of the initial find- 
ings from the United States 
and Northern Ireland. It 
also explains how to under- 
stand concepts rather than 
just knowing what the pro- 
cedures are. 

Last month, Carbone 
traveled to another mathe- 
matics conference, the 
Mathematics Education into 
the 21st Century Project 
International Conference^ 
"Mathematics Education in 
a Global Community." It 
was held at the University 
of North Carolina at 
Charlotte. 

Eaton was unable to 
attend the conference so 
Carbone had to present 
their work without her. 

At the conference, there 
were 32 different countries 
represented with many dif- 
ferent speakers, including 
Spain, Malaysia, Hungary, 
South Africa and Germany. 



"The opportunity to 
attend an international con- 
ference such as this one pro- 
vides interaction with math- 
ematics educators from 
many different countries. 
We found that we share sim- 
ilar problems," said 
Carbone. 

Based on the response 
to the presentation, the pro- 
fessors' research will contin- 
ue with a larger sample of 
prospective teachers 

because the mathematics 
educators from other coun- 
tries are interested in being 
a part of the study. 

"Educators participated 
fully in the discussions and 
were extremely interested 
in seeing additional student 
work examples that were 
presented in the paper due 
to the conference proceed- 
ings page limitation," said 
Carbone. "After the presen- 
tation, several educators 
from different countries 
approached me to continue 
the conversation. A mathe- 
matics educator from South 
Africa is interested in being 
part of our larger study" 

According to Carbone, 
the result of this research 
study is significant to not 
only the area of Clarion, but 
beyond as well. 

"Our research indicates 
that US elementary educa- 




Dr. Rose Carbone (left) with Pamela Austin from the Nelson 
Mandela Metropolitan University in South Africa. She will be help- 
ing Carbone with further research for her paper. (The Clarion 
Call/Courtesy of Dr. Rose Carbone) 



tion students and Northern 
Ireland students share simi- 
lar difficulties with rational 
numbers. These difficulties 
have been documented in 
the mathematics education 
research for at least three 
decades," she said. "We are 
studying how to help these 



prospective teachers to 
deepen their understanding 
of fractions by studying 
their misconceptions and 
difficulties. Then we can 
address their problems 
through our instruction so 
that they will be better pre- 
pared as future teachers." 



Clarion "stops, drops and rolls" this week 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

When Fire Prevention 
Week is mentioned, images 
of Smokey the Bear are usu- 
ally induced, but fire pre- 
vention is much more than 
tips from an animated griz- 
zly bear. 

Oct. 7-12 is a time 
when knowledge and fire 
prevention tips are spread 
to schools across the nation. 
The hope is to inform stu- 
dents of what to do if a fire 
occurs and how to prevent a 
fire from happening in the 
first place. 

Fire Prevention Week 
began as Fire Prevention 
Day, in remembrance of the 
Great Chicago Fire of 1871. 
The national holiday was 
expanded to a week in 1925 
by President Calvin 
Coolidge. 

It is a week when fire- 
fighters and associations 
can spread knowledge in 
hopes that a tragedy like the 
fire in Chicago will never 
happen again. 

Since January 2000, 75 
people have been killed in 
student housing fire acci- 
dents. 

These incidences can be 
avoided if they follow the 
regulations set by the 
University. 

G. Chad Thomas, the 



facilities coordinator at 
Clarion, said that every- 
thing a student needs to 
know is in the residence hall 
handbook. 

Mishaps can be avoided 
easily, if rules and regula- 
tions are followed. Some are 
simple, like no smoking in 
the dorms. An ash from a 
cigarette could easily catch 
a garbage can full of paper 
on fire. 

There is also a list of 
things prohibited in the 
halls that could cause fires. 
These include candles and 
incense, halogen lamps, 
firearms, firecrackers or 
other explosives, certain 
types of grills, toaster ovens 
and electric heaters. 

There are precautions 
taken in the hall in case of 
emergencies like these. 

"Hall staff does monthly 
fire drills and there are fire 
extinguisher demonstra- 
tions," said Thomas. "Also, 
the halls have fire and heat 
detectors." 

The Clarion Fire 
Department, founded in 
1876, is also doing their 
part. Jamie Bero, Assistant 
Director of Campus Life at 
Clarion University and a 
volunteer firefighter, said 
that some of the events for 
the week began last week, 
when the department gave 
fire truck rides. 

"It's always a popular 
event," said Bero, "This year 



we had more than 600 peo- 
ple turn out." 

Also, the department 
had five trucks in the 
Autumn Leaf Festival 
parade. 

This week, the depart- 
ment has six educational 
sessions planned for local 
elementary schools. 

"Some schools will be 
bringing their classes to the 
fire hall and we will travel 
to the schools that don't," 
said Bero. 

The main point that the 
department will be trying to 
convey is fire safety in the 
home, including "stop, drop 
and roll," having a family 
evacuation plan in case of a 
fire and not going back into 
the house during a fire. 

Another major point 
they hope to get across to 
kids is to not fear firefight- 
ers. 

"I will be in my normal 
clothes, but then I will put 
on the boots, the jacket, the 
mask and the entire uni- 
form," said Bero. "The kids 
will know that they should- 
n't be afraid of the firefight- 
er. We can look pretty intim- 
idating in the entire get-up." 

Also, the Clarion Fire 
Department attended 

Clarion University's theater 
department's presentation 
of 'The Guys" on opening 
night, Oct. 9, because the 
local fire companies were 
honored. 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 

Dear Dr. Eagle, 

I'll be starting my student teaching cycle in high schools soon and am concerned 
about the increased rate of drug use in rural areas. Is there anything I should know 
about drug abuse before I begin? 
Signed, 

Much to Learn 

Dear Much to Learn, 

Alcohol and drug addictions for young people progress more rapidly than for adults. 
Often a pattern of problems in the young person's life results from using drugs and alco- 
hol. 

Some warning signs of a problem include drastic changes in attitude, increase in 
truancy and lying about extent/frequency of drinking/drug use. 

If you would like to learn more about addictions, Elaine Surma will be a guest 
speaker on campus. Her presentation on Oct. 18 in the Gemmell MuIti-Purpose Room 
and will be discusing how to identify alcohol and drug addictions. 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling Health Center. 




Jamie Bero (left), a volunteer firefighter at the Clarion Fire Department, teaches local children about 
fire safety As part of Fire Prevention Week, the firefighters are presenting educational sessions to 
children in the fire station and classrooms. They hope to stress proper fire safety in the home so 
kids will know how to stay safe. (The Clarion Call/Jess Lasher) 



October 11. 2007 



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VMA's Best New Artist rocks Clarion University 



Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 

s_llgrystar@clarion.edu 



CLARION, Oct. 10 - The 
VMA's best new artist Gym 
Class Heroes (GCH) made a 
stop in Clarion yesterday 
and performed in Tippin 



(lym for the 2007 fall 
CampusFest. 

GCH returned home to 
Geneva N.Y. with VMA's 
Best New Artist of 2007 in 
September. 

The boys performed in 
the area for the Pittsburgh 
Vans Warped Tour in 2006. 

"Pennsylvania is the 




Guitarist Disashi Lumumba-Kasongo of Gym Class Heroes rocks 
out during fall CampusFest. GCH is originally from Geneva, New 
York. GCH uses live music instead of the conventional pre- 
recorded beats of hip-hop. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



most enormous state, they 
say its Texas but I swear it 
is Pa.," said Matt McGinley, 
GCH drummer. 

Opening the fall 
CampusFest was DJ 
Abilities and The Pack, both 
touring with GCH. They 
each played for about 20 
minutes before passing 
the stage over to the GCH. 

GCH opened the show 
and got the crowd excited 
with "New Friend Request," 
their song about the popular 
Myspace Web site. They 
continued to play favorites 
from their most recent 
album including "Shoot 
Down The Stars," "The 
Queen and I" and "Cupid's 
Chokehold." GCH kept the 
excitement high by mixing 
in some of their older songs, 
off the "Papercut 
Chronicles" album. 

"Both [big shows] and 
college shows have their 
perks. Anyone who wants to 
see us perform can come to 
the big shows, but our mes- 
sage and content is better 
for college kids, they get it," 
said McGinley. 

One of the ending songs 
was "On my own time," 
which McGinley added was 
one of the most fun songs to 
write off the "Cruel As 
School Children" album. 

Vocahst Travis McCoy 
ended the show by surpris- 
ing the crowd and coming 
through the back doors, 
joining the crowd for the 
last song. GCH ended the 
show with high energy with 




Vocalist Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes entertained Clarion yesterday in Tippin Gymnamsium. 
GCH, along with The Pack and Dj Abilities, make up the 2007 fall CampusFest. (The Clarion 
Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



their popular song "Clothes 
Off!" McCoy danced with 
the crowd and allowed them 
to sing along. 

"The most entertaining 
part was when Travis went 
to the back and through the 
crowd for the encore. It was 
so exciting," said Jamie 
Bero, UAB adviser. 

McGinley also said their 
current tour is ending and it 
is time to start making a 
new record. They hope to 
have some music out by 
May or June, but also jok- 
ingly said albums are 



"always behind schedule 
and it may be 2010 or 2011" 
before the next one is com- 
pleted. They are touring 
with Fall Out Boy for their 
next tour, and with the 
portable studio that will be 
on their tour bus, hope to 
include Fall Out Boy in 
their upcoming CD. 

"I decided at the very 
last minute to go to the Gym 
Class Heroes show and it 
was definitely a good choice. 
I enjoyed the show and I'm 
glad I decided to attend. 1 
look forward to the next 



CampusFest." said junior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major Maria Miller. 

GCH's next scheduled 
show is in Columbus, Ohio 
on Thursday, Oct. 18. 

UAB sponsors 

CampusFest every year and 
has brought artists such as 
Hinder and Ludacris in the 
past. Another artist will be 
brought in for the spring 
CampusFest. hut the 
specifics have not been 
finalized vet. 



I 

I Pep rally kick * off Clarion homecoming .jhe Qiiys" successfully opens season 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol@clarion.edu 

Tippin Gymnasium was 
filled with much excitement 
on Oct. 4 as people gathered 
together and anticipated the 
start of homecoming week- 
end. , 

The pep rally, which is 
known for sparking school 
spirit, kicked off at 7 p.m. 
and brought a variety of stu- 
dents together to meet our 
sports teams and announce 
the homecoming king and 
queen. 

After a majority of the 
crowd donned giant blue 
light-up glasses, provided by 
the University Activities 
Board, the announcer for 
the evening, UAB chair 
Maria D'Acenzo, got the 
night rolling. 

First were performances 
by the Clarion Dance Team, 
the band and the cheerlead- 
ers. As the stands were 
filled with spectators cheer- 



ing, it became hard to hear 
even the announcements. 

Senior dance team 
member and homecoming 
candidate Ashley Crook 
said, "I am always the most 
nervous and excited to 
dance at the homecoming 
pep rally out of all the per- 
formances we do because 
there is such a good student 
turn out." 

The gym was flooded 
with parents, professors, 
students and friends. As 
school spirit was on the rise, 
it was time to introduce 
Clarion's athletes. Coaches 
rose to introduce Golden 
Eagle football, volleyball 
and wrestling teams. 

After the performances 
and sports teams introduc- 
tions, it was time to intro- 
duce the homecoming court. 
Anticipations and nerves 
rose as the 18 members of 
the court and their support- 
ers waited for the king and 
queen verdict. 

Seniors Danny Diveley 
and Kady Jones were 



deemed the 2007 homecom 
ing king and queen. 

Jones said, "[It is] flat- 
tering to be chosen to repre- 
sent this university as their 
homecoming queen. It's nice 
to know you impacted peo- 
ple's lives in a positive way." 

Senior Queen candidate 
Ariel Weaver said, "The pep 
rally was a success that also 
allowed my Phi Sigma 
Sigma alumni sisters to be 
back in Clarion sharing the 
occassion." 

This event allows fresh- 
men students to see what 
older students love about 
homecoming, while seniors 
reflected and remembered 
passing years and appreci- 
ated their last pep rally. 

The pep rally is a way to 
learn about what makes up 
our university, student body 
and school spirit by intro- 
ducing all of our talented 
students and showcasing 
their impact on not only our 
school, but the entire town 
of Clarion. 



Rachella Vollant- Barie 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s ravollantb@clarion.eclu 





Seniors Kady Jones and Danny Diveley were crowned Homecoming King and Queen at the pep 
rally on Oct. 4. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



"The Guys" 
Director: Robert Levy 
Rating: 5/5 

The Clarion University 
Theatre opens the 2007- 
2008 season this week with 
their dramatic presentation 
of "The Guys." This play 
runs from Oct. 9 to Oct. 13. 

As the audience walks 
in and is seated, they hear 
the sound of fire captains 
asking for a 1020 on their 
men, who are assumed to be 
involved with finding bodies 
and doing other such work 
on the date of Sept. 11.2001. 
There were at least one or 
two firemen who are silent. 

Through these sounds. 
the audience is taken back 
in time to Sept. 11 and 
reminded of the tragic 
events of that day, which 
sets the stage nicely. 

The physical stage is 
constant, yet its simplicity 
adds to the play instead of 
taking away from it. The 
first stage is diamond- 
shaped and is decorated 
with a tan wooden coffee 
table with a white couch 
behind it. 

To the right side, there 
are two white chairs and a 
corner table. The stage has 
white sectional curtains set 



behind the couch and hang- 
ing from the ceiling. 

The play begins when a 
writer, Joan, played by sen- 
ior Drew Leigh Williams, 
describes her constant love 
for the city of New York. She 
also describes the story of 
her life and how she met 
Nick, played by senior Jesse 
Mcllvaine, the fire captain 
who must write eight eulo- 
gies for his men who passed 
on Sept. 11. 

At this point. Nick 
enters, condolences are 
exchanged and Nick's dilem- 
ma of not being able to write 
one sentence to present to 
the families of the deceased 
is unveiled. It becomes 
known through dialogue 
that it has been 12 days and 
no bodies have been found. 
Both characters sit down to 
talk about the firemen who 
have died and construct the 
eulogies. 

We learn that some fam- 
ilies are hopeful but others 
just want to have the memo- 
rial services and begin to 
move on. Here we find the 
names of the first four to 
have memorial services^ Bill 
Dorey, Jimmy Hues, Patrick 
O'Neil and Barney Kepple. 

We discover through the 
hst of names that all of the 
men were much loved and 
that O'Neil is the best friend 
of the captain. 

Joan suggests that the 
men be the focus of the day. 
not the events, and that 
Nick should present some- 
one that everyone knew, not 
a hero or the men who were 
imaged in the media. 

As Nick describes the 
four men, the audience real- 
izes that these were real 
men, not just firefighters or 
heroes and through this I 
received a feel for how per- 
sonal the deaths are. 

The four men described 
are the evervdav man. 




someone who most people 
can relate to. 

Dorey is the ordinary 
guy, the man that was 
depended upon and in turn 
great with the younger 
guys, a humble and critical 
man who everyone loved. 

Hues was the guy who 
was new but willing to 
learn, and learn quickly, 
also a popular young guy. 

0' Neil is the guy who is 
full of life and lives by the 
motto "work, church and 
home." 

Finally, Kepple. the 
handyman who was a wild 
man, and always in trouble. 

Throughout the play, 
the audience sees both 
Joan's angered response to 
the events that happened 
that day and Nick's heart- 
break over the loss of his 
men and his best friend 
(which was shared by the 
families that knew them). 

The play also indicates 
that the audience has a per- 
sonal responsibility to honor 
the men who so willingly 
gave their lives for America. 
Also, that the audience 
should be thankful for the 
ones who continue to serve 
our local neighhoi-hoods. 

Overall. 1 thouKht that 
this play was fantastic. 



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'TIashdance" collector's edition released on DVD 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers®clarion.edu 




"Flashdance" 
Director: Adrian Lyne 
Rating: 4.5/5 

As I was casually perus- 
ing the shelves of the DVD 
section at Wal-Mart last 
week, a movie titled 
"Flashdance" happened to 
catch my eye. 



The instant I saw the 
DVD of "Flashdance" sitting 
on the shelf, memories of 
middle .school sleepovers 
came flooding back in a 
wave of nostalgia. My 
excitement that the 1983 
classic, and one of my per- 
sonal favorites, had finally 
been released on a collec- 
tor's edition DVD was 
immeasurable. 

The film focuses on a 
young Pittsburgh woman, 
Alex (Jennifer Beals), with a 
passion for dancing. A 
welder in a steel factory by 
day, Alex is a dancer at 
Mawby's Bar at night. Since 
she has no professioal dance 
training, dancing at the 
somewhat shady Mawby's is 
the only way for her to 
express her love of dancing. 

Alex is encouraged to 
further pursue dancing by 
her elderly mentor and for- 



mer dancer, Hanna (Lilia 
Skala). Following Hanna's 
advice, Alex plans on 
attending a prestigious 
dance school. She receives a 
blow to her confidence when 
she finds out that to attend 
the school she must audition 
in front of a panel of judges. 
Losing hope of ever attend- 
ing a dance school, Alex con- 
tinues to dance at Mawby's. 

One night, Alexi's boss, 
Nick (Michael Nouri), hap- 
pens to come to Mawby's 
and sees her dance. He is 
completely captivated by 
her performance and is 
shocked to find out that she 
works for him. The next day, 
Nick cleverly convinces Alex 
to go on a date with him and 
the two quickly fall for each 
other. 

Alex gains confidence 
from her new relationship 
and decides to finally apply 



for the dance school. 
Wanting to give a helping 
hand to his girlfriend, Nick 
uses his connections and 
makes a phone call that 
ensures Alex will get an 
audition. 

While celebrating Alex's 
invitation for an audition, 
Nick lets it slip that he is 
the reason for her success. 
She reacts angrily to the 
news because she wanted to 
earn the audition herself In 
her anger, Alex vows not to 
go to the audition. 

When she goes to visit 
Hanna for guidance, she 
finds out that her mentor 
and friend has died. Alex 
must ultimately decide if 
she can swallow her pride in 
order to follow her dreams of 
furthering her dancing edu- 
cation, or if she wants to 
give up and just remain a 
bar dancer. 



In addition to the fabu- 
lous movie, the 
"Flashdance" collector's 
DVD comes with a host of 
new special features. 
Included in the special fea- 
tures are documentaries 
about the production and 
release of the film. There 
are also interviews with the 
director, producers, writers 
and most of the cast mem- 
bers. Those who love the 
soundtrack will be glad to 
know that a six track music 
CD is also included. 

Overall, the movie is 
still as wonderful as I 
remember it. "Flashdance" 
is a heartwarming story 
with rich themes of women's 
empowerment and following 
your dreams no matter what 
unfortunate circumstances 
stand in your way. 
Everything from the story to 
the setting to the music and 




dances is incredible. While 
the movie has some cheesy 
moments, you can't help but 
love it for its heart. 

The additional special 
features may be a little 
tedious for those who are 
not hardcore "Flashdance" 
fans. However, for those 
that love the movie, they are 
very satisfying in their in 
depth coverage of the pro- 
duction of this amazing 
movie. 



''Madden 08" is the best one thus far 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone@clarion.edu 




"Madden 08" 
EA Sports 
Rating: 4.5/5 



In present day 
American society, there are 
few things that stay within 
our youth's attention spans. 



But for 18 years now, a 
national phenomenon has 
captured the interest of 
young males. 

"Madden 2008" was 
released in August and has 
once again dominated the 
sports video game industry. 
With better game play and 
graphics, "Madden 08" is a 
significant improvement 
over the disappointing '07 
installment. The Xbox 360 
version is finally starting to 
turn the corner as a "next 
generation" game. 

Previous versions on the 
Xbox 360 were obviously 
rushed and sloppily put 
together just so the game 
would be out and available 
in stores. EA Sports essen- 
tially had a whole year to 
work on "Madden 08" and 
certainly delivered. 

With the resurrection of 
"Franchise Mode," a player 
can control his or her own 



team and attempt to build a 
dynasty. From moving your 
team to a different city to 
observing revenues, a player 
truly feels like they own the 
team. Another new addition 
to the game is the "Player's 
Icon" aspect. Specifically 
skilled players now have an 
icon surrounding their 
name. For example, Peyton 
Manning being a very smart 
and aware quarterback, has 
a light bulb icon around his 
name that will light up 
whenever he is on a hot 
streak. 

Along with the new 
additions to the game, the 
gameplay itself is much bet- 
ter. No longer will a player 
look like he is running on a 
treadmill whenever he is 
stuck in front of the line, If 
the running back is more of 
a power back, he will auto- 
matically try to push the 
pile. If the running back is 



more of the fast elusive 
type, he will automatically 
juke left or right to try to 
kick it outside. 

Another neat feature 
that EA has added is gang 
tackling. No longer will a 
defender have to tackle the 
ball carrier himself. 
Defensive teammates now 
join in the tackling to make 
a realistic tackle pile. 

Of course, a big attrac- 
tion to the game is 
"Superstar Mode" where a 
gamer can create a player 
and direct them from the 
time they get drafted to the 
time he decides to retire. 
"Madden 08" has improved 
camera angles so that it is 
easier to control your super- 
star and has installed a new 
"Supersim" option that sim- 
ulates all the plays that the 
user's superstar isn't in. 

"Madden 08" is a game 
that can honestly saturate a 




lot of your time if you're a 
football fan. With all the fea- 
tures in the game, you may 
be surprised by how many 
hours you spend playing it. 
Whether you feel like guid- 
ing your own superstar to 
the Hall of Fame, leading 
your own team to the Super 
Bowl or even going online 
and playing other gamers 
around the world, "Madden 
08" is a must-have for all 
sports lovers. 




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Clarion University is offering a winter intersession between the fall 
and spring semesters. All courses offered in the session will be 
delivered on-line. Students do not need to be on campus to take a 
class. It is expected there will be a variety of courses offered but the 
exact list of courses will not be available for a few weeks. This is a 
separate term like the summer pre-session. There is a separate tuition 
charge but no additional financial aid will be available. Students are 
only permitied to take one class. Classes begin Monday, December 
17. after the last day of the fall semester examinations and run until 
.lanuary 7, 2008. 



Winter Intersession offerings 




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ED225W1 


Multicultural Education 


ED563W1 


Reading Pedagogy 


ED567W1 


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ED575W1 


Senninar in Children's Literature 


ELED 327 Wl 


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ELED 329 Wl 


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LS 576 W2 


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(registrar, bursar, financial aid. computing services, etc.) will be limited and 
nol available for one week in the middle of the term. Credit/No Record will 
not be available during this term, Drop/Add period is December 17 ONLY. 

Students from other universities and institutions interested in taking a winter 
intersession course should contact the Admissions office at 814-393-2306 
or e-mail at http://www.clarion.edii/adnilss/ and click on 
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Golden Eagle Volleyball gets another win, defeats Slippery Rock 3-0 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Oct. 9 - After 
playing at Edinboro last 
week, the Golden Eagles 
returned to the cozy con- 
fines of Tippin Gymnasium 
for another big PSAC-West 
matchup against Slippery 
Rock Tuesday night. Unlike 
their last game against the 
Fighting Scots, the Golden 
Eagles picked up a win 
against the Rock, three 
games to zero. 

On Spirit Night in 
Tippin Gymnasium, Clarion 
won all three games by 
scores of 32-30, 30-20, and 
30-26. The match featured 
plenty of back and forth 
scoring, as well as a lot of 
unforced errors from both 
teams. With both offenses 
failing to find a rhythm, the 
game was quickly turned 
over to the hands of the 
defenses. 

Sarah Fries led all 
Golden Eagle hitters with 
14 kills while also having 17 



digs and five blocks. Her 
senior counterpart 

Christina Steiner finished 
with 11 kills and 10 digs. 
Amanda Angermeier also 
had another solid game, tal- 
lying 10 kills. Setting up 
her hitters once again was 
Kristi Fiorillo. In addition 
to her 15 digs and two aces, 
the senior setter picked up 
43 assists. 

Anchoring a solid 
Golden Eagle defense, fresh- 
men middle hitter Nicole 
Andrusz picked up several 
key blocks in addition to her 
seven kills. Not to be out- 
done by her taller counter- 
parts, libero Vicky Gentile 
picked up 32 digs. 

Despite the errors in the 
match, the Golden Eagles 
were pleased with the win. 
"Coming back off the loss (to 
Edinboro), it feels good to 
get the momentum back," 
said outside hitter 
Angermeier. "From this 
point on, we're hoping to 
win out the rest of our 
games," she also said. 

"It feels like we're get- 
ting back on track, our con- 



fidence is up from where it 
was," said Fioriollo, "Our 
passing was really good, the 
defense was much better, 
and we played more as a 
team tonight than we did 
against Edinboro." 

With the victory, Clarion 
is now 18-3 overall with a 4- 
2 record in the PSAC-West. 
The win also gave the 
Golden Eagles a bit of 
revenge against Slippery 
Rock, who swept them in 
last year's series. 

Clarion's fourth section 
win eclipses the total of 
three set by last year's 
squad. The Golden Eagles 
still have a long way to go 
though, with four more con- 
ference matches as well as a 
few other non-section 
games. 

For their next match, 
the Golden Eagles will stay 
at home against Lock Haven 
next Tuesday night. 
Defeating the Bald Eagles 
for the first time since 2002 
earlier this season. Clarion 
knows the rematch will not 
be a walk in the park. 
However, they feel they are 




The Golden Eagles Volleyball team Improved their record to 18-3 on Tuesday Oct. 9 when they 
defeated Slippery Rock 3-0. Clarion is next in action when they host Lock Haven on Oct. 16. (The 
Clarion Ca///Archive Photo) 



up to the task. for Lock Haven," said 

"Lock Haven's a good Angermeier. "For us to win, 

team," said Fiorillo. "We we're going to have to play 

have to stay positive and as good defensively as we 

take good swings against did against them last time, 

them," she also said. We also have to keep up 

"We always psyche up with our serving and hit- 



ting," she also added. 

Game time for the 
Golden Eagles match 
against Lock Haven is 7 
p.m. 



Golden Eagles football falls to Shippensburg 41-23 on homecoming 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Oct. 6 - On 
homecoming day in Clarion 
in front of a crowd of 5,800, 
there were high hopes for a 
Golden Eagle win, especial- 
ly since they were facing 
an9ther winless club iw * 
Shippensburg; that meant- 
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winless. 

On Saturday afternoon, 
that team was the Golden 
Eagles as they lost 41-23 to 
the Red Raiders, and once 
again did not perform up to 
par. 

The Clarion defense 
allowed 444 yards of total 
offense, including 296 rush- 
ing and 148 passing. The 
Red Raiders also had 22 
first downs compared to 
Clarion's 17. 

The Golden Eagles got 
off to a good start, scoring on 




Number 38, freshman kicker, Robert Mamula lines up for a kick during the Golden Eagles loss to 
Shippensburg. Mamula was 2-2 on extra point attempts and made a 28 yard field goal in the 
fourth quarter. (The Clarion Ca///Stefanie Jula) 



a Pierre Odom fumble recov- 
ery in the end zone for a 
Clarion touchdown to give 
them a 7-0 lead. 

In sharp contrast how- 



ever, the second quarter was 
an entirely different story. 
Shippensburg fullback 
Aaron Dykes, who rushed 
for 114 yards on 15 attempts 



and three touchdowns in the 
game, scored the first of 
three second quarter touch- 
downs for the Red Raiders 
on a one-yard run with just 



over ten minutes remaining 
to tie the score. 

With less than three 
minutes remaining in the 
second quarter, Dykes 
rushed three yards for his 
second touchdown, putting 
the Red Raiders in front 14- 
7. Shippensburg was not 
finished in the second quar- 
ter as they scored with 42 
seconds remaining when 
quarterback Gabe Maiocco 
hit Mike Harris for a 20- 
yard touchdown strike and a 
21-7 halftime lead. 

Clarion barely had time 
to blink before Shippe- 
nsburg scored again opening 
up the second half. The Red 
Raiders drove 70 yards on 
only four plays in just over 
one minute, and the end 
result was a David Richards 
12 -yard run to make the 
score 28-7. Jamie Reder 
tacked on a field goal mid- 
way through the third quar- 
ter to put Shippensburg 
ahead 31-7. 



The Golden Eagles, 
however, came out in the 
fourth with some momen- 
tum and scored on a 78-yard 
touchdown pass from Gino 
Rometo to Fred Robinson to 
pull the Golden Eagles with- 
in 18, at 31-13. The Red 
Raiders had an answer to 
that score, when Dykes 
scored his third touchdown 
of the game with a one-yard 
run with 10:30 remaining tu 
stretch the lead to 38-13. 

Clarion and Shippe- 
nsburg exchanged field 
goals to make the score 41- 
16, and then Rometo snuck 
into the end zone on a one- 
yard run to cap the scoring 
for the night, putting the 
Golden Eagles behind 41-23. 

Clarion will once again 
try to right the ship and go 
for their first win of the year 
this week when they travel 
to Slippery Rock to take on 
the Rock this Saturday at 2 
pm. 



This week around Major League Baseball 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

It's the middle of 
October, and that can mean 
only one thing. Actually, it 
can mean a whole heck of a 
lot of things. However, for 
this article, it can only mean 
that the baseball playoffs 
are here and in full swing. 
That being said, our own 
Pittsburgh Pirates managed 
to make some headlines of 
their own, amidst all the 
playoff excitement. 

In a move expected by 
many, the Buccos fired man- 
ager Jim Tracy. In addition 
to Tracy, the Pirates did a 
sweep of the entire organi- 
zation, firing many others 
including player develop- 
ment director Brian 
Graham and scouting direc- 
tor Ed Creech. 

Graham, who filled in as 
general manager for Dave 
Littlefield, was the biggest 
surprise of cuts. However, 
the general feeling from the 
Pirates organization seems 
to be that a complete over- 
haul is in order. Good to see 
it only took them fifteen los- 
ing seasons to notice that. 

Cleveland third base 
coach Joel Skinner has been 



listed as a possibility to 
replace Tracy. Other names 
being floated around are 
Pirates minor league man- 
ager Trent Jewett and 
Indians minor league man- 
ager Tony Lovullo. 

Some other more unlike- 
ly names are former man- 
agers Art Howe and Buck 
Showalter. Whoever does 
end up getting the job better 
have a lot of patience and 
aspirin, as the team he 
inherits is sure to give him 
plenty of headaches next 
season. 

Shifting gears, the 
Major League baseball play- 
offs have offered plenty of 
surprises and shockers. 
After finishing fourth and 
fifth respectively in the 
National League West last 
season, the Arizona 
Diamondbacks and 

Colorado Rockies find them- 
selves playing each other in 
the National League 
Championship Series this 
season. 

In what has become a 
parity trend in baseball, 
both of these teams' out- 
played franchises with vast- 
ly greater payrolls than 
either of them had. If that 
doesn't offer hope to Pirates 
fans, I'm not sure what can. 

The American League 



match-up isn't quite as 
improbable, with the 
favored Boston Red Sox tak- 
ing on a young, talented 
Cleveland Indian team. 
While many fans may have 
preferred another Yankees- 
Red Sox series, this match- 
up should provide interest- 
ing. 

Both teams have power- 
packed lineups with excel- 
lent pitching. Look for this 
one to come down to the 
bullpens. Eric Gagne hasn't 
had the impact the Red Sox 
were looking for when they 
traded him, and Joe 
Borowski makes every ninth 
inning an adventure for the 
Indians. For Indians fans 
who remember Jose Mesa in 
1997, pray and hope that a 
similar fate doesn't await 
the tribe this post-season. 

One side effect of the 
Indians American League 
Championship Series defeat 
against the Yankees is that 
it may have cost Yankees 
manager Joe Torre his job. 
Taking over in 1996, Torre, 
along with some kids named 
Jeter and Rivera, found 
immediate success, defeat- 
ing the Atlanta Braves in 
the World Series. 

The win would be a sign 
of things to come as the 
Yankees would go on to win 



three more World Series 
from 1998-2000. Overall, 
Torre's Yankee teams would 
accumulate 1,173 regular 
season wins, 10 first-place 
finishes in the American 
League East, twelve 
straight trips to the play- 
offs, and six World Series 
appearances. 

However, after three 
consecutive first-round exits 
in the playoffs, it looks as if 
Joe Torre's time in the 
Bronx is up. Early word is 
that the Yankees may go 
with a familiar face in Joe 
Girardi to replace Torre. 
Another name is that of St. 
Louis manager Tony 
LaRussa who may decline to 
return to the Cardinals. 
Yankees owner George 
Steinbrenner has a pen- 
chant for bringing in big 
names, and LaRussa's may 
be the biggest out there this 
off-season. 

If this truly is the end 
for Joe Torre as a Yankee, 
then it has been quite a ride. 
Here's to hoping that he 
manages to find the rest and 
relaxation one can only get 
when they don't have to 
work for George 

Steinbrenner any more. 



Steelers shut out Seattle 
in Super Bowl XL rematch 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

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The Steelers squared off 
with the Seattle Seahawks 
on Sunday in a rematch of 
Super Bowl XL. The 
rematch ended in much the 
same way, with a Steelers 
victory. This time when the 
Seahawks were handed 
defeat they couldn't cry 
about bad penalties. 

After the Steelers beat 
Seattle in Super Bowl XL in 
Detroit on Feb. 5, 2006 the 
Seahawks complained for 
months that the officiating 
was poor and cost them vic- 
tory. Seattle really had no 
reason to complain anyway 
as the penalties should have 
been called if yoti know any- 
thing about the definition of 
what constitutes offensive 
pass interference or holding. 

Anyway this time 
Seattle had no reason to 
even consider complaining. 
The Steelers were the more 
penalized team in the game 
and instead of doing nothing 
about it and crying after- 
wards they put it behind 
them and took it to the 
Seahawks. 



The game had little to 
no action until mid second 
quarter when the Steelers 
put together a 4:49 second 
drive that culminated with 
a IS-yard touchdown pass to 
Heath Miller. Seattle got the 
ball with under two minutes 
remaining and drove down 
the field only to have Matt 
Hasselbeck's last second 
pass intercepted by Ike 
Taylor at the one yard line. 

The Steelers got the ball 
to start the second half and 
not only put the game away 
but got some revenge for all 
the complaining the 
Seahawks did a year and a 
half ago. They put together 
a 17-piay 80-yard touch- 
down drive that lasted 
10:i7. 

What was of most 
importance on that drive 
was that the Steelers were 
called for holding on three 
separate occasions. But 
rather than whine about it 
the Steelers kept their 
heads in the game and con- 
tinued to fight until they 
broke into the endzone on 
Najeh Davenport's one-yard 
touchdown run. 

See "STEELERS" on 
page 9. 



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Soccer loses to California 2-0, remains tied for fourth in PSAC-West 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjckovalovs@clarion.eciu 

CLARION, Oct. 7 - The 
Golden Eagles started the 
week with high hopes to 
come away with a pair of 
victories after only scoring 
once in the previous three 
games. However, Lady 
Luck was not on their side, 
as they were shut out by 
both West Virginia 
Wesleyan and California. 
Clarion's record fell to 2-4-1 
in conference play and 4-7-2 
overall. 

Going into the game 
against PSAC-West division 
opponent California, 

Clarion had hoped to turn 
their bad luck around after 
having been shut out by 
Lock Haven earher in the 
week. However, after two 
early goals by Amanda 
Heister and Erin Riggle, 
Clarion was put away 

California had a total of 
ten shots. Heister put a 
total of four shots on goal, 
while Riggle added three 
more. Clarion posted 17 
shots of its own. 

Beth Ellen Dibeler led 
the way with three shots. 
Five other players had two 
shots each. 

After being shut out for 




The Golden Eagles lost their third consecutive game on October 7 when they were defeated by West Virginia Wesleyan 3-0. Clarion 
has been shut out in all three losses. (The Clarion Ca///Darla Kurnal) 



the second consecutive time 
in their 2-0 loss to 
California, Clarion was 
looking to get a victory 



against non-conference 
opponent W.V. Wesleyan. 
However, the end result was 
no better than the previous 



two games. The Golden 
Eagles were shut out 3-0. 

Katie Schubert first con- 
nected in the 23rd minute 



after taking a pass from 
Calli Thomas. Schubert 
added her second of the 
game at the beginning of the 



second half in the 47th 
minute. Meghan Zayas fin- 
ished out the scoring with 
her goal in the 61st minute. 
Clarion had only six shots. 
Emily Downs and Katie 
Patterson each had two. 
Chelsea Wolff and Gina 
Shero added the other two 
for the Golden Eagles. For 
Wesleyan, Zayas had five 
shots, Schubert had four, 
and Meghan Taylor had one. 
Clarion remains tied for 
fourth place in the PSAC- 
West. 

With six games remain- 
ing, and three in the divi- 
sion, it looks as if that is all 
that they will progress. 
They need to win two of the 
remaining three and hope 
for Edinboro to go winless in 
conference play to take sec- 
ond place. 

The Golden Eagles fin- 
ished their six game homes- 
tand with a record of 1-2-2. 
They entered with a record 
of 3-4. Their next three 
games will be away, and 
they will finish the season 
with three straight home 
games. 

The Golden Eagles will 
travel to Millersville to take 
on the Marauders (1-10-2) 
Saturday morning. 



Continued from 
"STEELERS" on page 8. 

That drive set the tone 
for the rest of the game. Not 
only did it put the Steelers 
ahead by 14 points but it 
seemed to take away any 
confidence that Seattle may 
have had. 

The game also serves as 
notice to those Steelers 
bashers who clatm thfe'team 
still h^dr^'t played anyone. 
Seattle is considered one of 
the best teams in the NFC, 
and the Steelers handled 
them with ease even though 
they were missing three 
Pro-Bowl players in Hines 
Ward, Casey Hampton and 
Troy Polamalu. 

Santonio Holmes also 
missed the game as he 
'tweaked a hamstring in pre- 
game warm-ups which left 
the Steelers with just three 
active receivers for the 
game. 

The Steelers improved 
to 4-1 with the victory a 



game clear in the AFC 
North of Baltimore (3-2). In 
beating a quality team like 
the Seahawks the Steelers 
put their name in the mix 
with the elite teams in the 
league. There are only three 
teams in the NFL with a 
better record than the 
Steelers: New England, 
Indianapolis and Dallas are 
all 5-0. But either New 
England or Dallas won't be 
undefeated much longer as 
the two get set for their 
showdown this Sunday in 
BigD. 

The Steelers will enjoy 
their bye week this weekend 
which couldn't come at a 
better time for the team as 
they can now rest their 
injured players in hopes of 
getting them back for their 
Oct. 21 trip to Denver. That 
game starts a three game 
stretch that sees some 
familiar foes when the 
Steelers visit Cincinnati and 
host Baltimore. 




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CLARION, Oct. 16 - The 14 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education 
(PASSHE) universities 
received $38.7 million in 
performance funding for 
2007-08, with Clarion 
University receiving just 
$1,328,847. 

The awards are distrib- 
uted based on improvement 
in the following key areas: 
student retention, gradua- 
tion rates, degrees awarded, 
instructional cost per stu- 
dent and the percentage of 
full time tenured and 
tenure-track instructional 
faculty with terminal 
degrees, and others. 

CUP was awarded more 
than $2 million in perform- 
ance funding for 2006-07 
and was awarded less in 
every area, with the excep- 
tion of Faculty Productivity 
, in which CUP received 
$237,814 this year and 
$230,000 last year. (A full 
outline of awards for the 
2007-08 year can be seen in 
the adjacent chart.) 

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funding based on each uni- 
versities personal improve- 
ment on the performance 
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on their performance in 
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cially in general education 
and less than ideal sched- 
ules." 

Grunenwald indicated 
that large class sizes and 
less then ideal schedules 
were a result of difficult 
budgets. 

'This year we have pro- 
vided additional funding for 
more course section and for 
next year we will be adding 
permanent faculty positions 
to help us reduce some of 
the problems students have 



faced in the past," said 
Grunenwald. 

Grunenwald also indi- 
cated areas that showed sig- 
nificant improvement. 

"These include such 
things as the implementa- 
tion of the Transitions 
Program, introduction of the 
on-campus housing require- 
ment for freshmen, signifi- 
cant increases in promotion- 
al efforts especially for 
minority students and care- 
ful monitoring of the costs of 
providing lower and upper 



division courses as well as 
graduate courses," said 
Grunenwald. 

He also recognized the 
significant growth in 
degrees awarded at the 
graduate level and "strong 
performances in areas like 
dotoral degree qualification 
for permanent faculty, facul- 
ty productivity, and holding 
down costs for both under- 
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aureus (MRSA), a staff 
infection that has been in 
recent news, has been 
found at Clarion 
University. 

It was first reported on 
WCUB-TV's Wednesday 
night newscast that a stu- 
dent from the CUP cam- 
pus was confirmed to have 
MRSA. 

Skin tests were con- 
ducted in Tippin Gym 
Wednesday for all athletes 
to ensure infection would 
not spread further. 

According to a cam- 
pus-wide e-mail sent out 
by Ron Wilshire of 
University Relations, 
"Some staph bacteria are 
resistant _to antibiotics. 
MRSA is a type of staph 
that is Hpstant to antibi- 
otics called beta-lactams. 
Beta-lactam antibiotics 
include methicillin and 
other more common 
antibiotics such as 
oxacillin, penicillin and 
amoxiciUin. While 25 per- 
cent to 30 percent of the 
population is colonized 
with staph, approximately 
one percent is colonized 
with MRSA." 

Jamie Bero, cheerlead- 
ing coach and dance advis- 



er said, 'The cheerleaders 
and the dance team were 
examined and had a skin 
test done on Wednesday 
afternoon." 

Darlene Hartle, health 
educator with Keeling 
Health Center confirmed 
that all team practices 
were cancelled Wednesday 
and that everything was 
taken out of the locker 
rooms and weight rooms 
for cleaning. 

"I think everything is 
being done that can be 
done. I know they are 
cleaning from head to toe," 
said Hartle. 

Suzanne Schwerer, 
sophomore mass media 
arts and journalism major 
and member of the cross 
county team said, 'They 
looked at our arms and 
legs and if there were any 
open sores, they were 
swabbed and sent in for a 
culture." 

Hartle said, "MRSA 
happens in hospitals all 
the time. Our physician 
talked to trainers and 
coaches last spring about 
the growing concern." 

Staff and students are 
instructed to continue 
practicing good hygiene, 
including washing your 
hands. 

Hartle said, "[MRSA] 
has become a growing con- 
cern in young people. If 
you have a sore that isn't 
heaUng you should come to 
the health center to get a 
culture." 



Bill to ban cell piiones yet to be passed 



State system scliools reach agreement 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmricharcl@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 14 - The 
General Assembly of the 
Commonwealth of 

Pennsylvania is currently 
working on a new bill that 
will prohibit the use of cell 
phones while driving, how- 
ever, it has yet to be passed. 
This bill, known as 



House Bill no. 1827 Session 
of 2007, has caused a great 
deal of controversy and con- 
fusion. An email was sent to 
many residents of Pa., 
warning them of this new 
law, an email that is actual- 
ly fictitious. 

On Oct. 4, The Potty 
Press, a weekly newsletter 
published by the Clarion 
University Keeling Health 
Center, published that the 
bill had already been passed 



by the General Assembly 
and will take effect on Nov. 
10. 

The information per- 
taining to the bill in the 
publication was incorrect, as 
the bill has yet to be passed. 

Keeling Health Center 
has accredited their mis- 
print to a typo and break in 
communication. 

See "CELL PHONE" 
continued on page 2. 




House Bill no. 1827 Session of 2007 has yet to be passed, which would ban the use of cell 
phones while driving a motorized vehicle. (The Clarion Call/ Andy Lander) 



Donald Baum 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_clwbaum@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 15 - 
Faculty members and coach- 
es at Pennsylvania's 14 
state owned universities 
have reached an agreement 
in their contract disputes 
with the State System of 
Higher Education. 

The contract negotia- 
tions have been part of an 
ongoing process since June 
30, when the old contracts 
expired. 

According to Pat 
Heilman, President of the 
Association of Pennsylvania 
State College and 
University Faculties, "Two 
new contracts were ratified 
by the union membership on 
Tuesday, Oct. 9 and also by 
the PASSHE Board of 
Governors on Thursday Oct. 
11." 

Heilman said, 'The two 
new contracts are retroac- 
tive to July 1, 2007 and will 
expire June 30, 2011." 

The consequences of a 
possible strike by state uni- 
versity faculty members in 
July 2007 became para- 
mount on the minds of stu- 
dents attending state owned 
universities throughout the 



Commonwealth. 

The possibility of a 
walkout by Clarion 
University faculty threat- 
ened to put education as 
well as graduation plans of 
the 6,759 students enrolled 
for the fall semester on hold. 

News of the ratification 
of the new contract between 
faculty members, coaches, 
and the PASSHE, should 
help to put the minds of 
Clarion University students 
at ease. 

The new faculty con- 
tract received a 2,699 to 
1,172 vote from the 5,500 
faculty members. 

The contract for univer- 
sity coaches was ratified by 
a count of 200 votes for and 
seven votes against. 

The average nine-month 
salary for full time facu'ty 
members employed by 
Pennsylvania's 14 state 
owned colleges previously 
stood at $70,000 while max- 
imum salaries reached as 
high as $60,000 for instruc- 
tors and $98,000 for full pro- 
fessors. 

In the fall of 2008, 
according to the new con- 
tract, full time university 
faculty can expect to receive 
a $1,750 cash payment. 

In addition, full time 
university faculty will 



receive a three percent 
across the board general pay 
increase, with another three 
percent pay increase in 2009 
and an additional four per- 
cent increase in 2010. 

University coaches can 
expect to get $1,250 cash 
bonus for the first year fol- 
lowed by a three percent 
across the board general pay 
increase with another three 
percent increase in 2009 
and an additional four per- 
cent increase in 2010. Part- 
time coaches will receive a 
$625 bonus. 

Despite the bonuses and 
across the board pay raises 
both university coaches and 
faculty members can expect 
to pay more in the cost of 
their health benefits. 

"Health care co-pays 
will remain at ten percent of 
premium cost for 2007, 2008 
and 2009 and rise to 15 per- 
cent in 2010," said Heilman. 
"There will be additional 
penalties for non-participa- 
tion in the wellness program 
effective January 2009." 

According to the new 
contract, part-time faculty 
members can expect a limit- 
ed workload of six hours per 
semester and 25 percent of 
full-time employees and reg- 
ular part-time faculty mem- 
bers. 



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October 18. 2007 






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Wolf named female Division II scholar athlete 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson@clarion.edu 




Jamie Wolf 



CLARION, Oct. 12 - 
Clarion University gradu- 
ate, Jamie Wolf was named 
the top female Division II 
Scholar- Athlete of the Year 
last month. 

Wolf was named as the 
top female scholar-athlete 
by the Division II 
Conference 
Commissioner's Association. 

Each year the Division 
II Scholar Awards are spon- 
sored by Disney's Wide 
World of Sports and each 
year there are 16 regional 
winners selected by the 



Division II Conference 
Commissioners Association. 
There are eight female win- 
ners and eight male winners 
selected. Wolf was selected 
as the winner out of the 
eight females that were cho- 
sen as finalists. 

The Division II Scholar- 
Athlete Award has been 
awarded for the past eight 
years. Wolf is the first ath- 
lete from the Pennsylvania 
State Athletic Conference 
(PSAC) to receive the 
award. Along with being the 
first to win this award, she 
is also the first PSAC ath- 
lete to win a national 
award. 

"We are all very proud of 
the quality student-athletes 
that Division II institutions 
produce annually," said Jim 
Naumovich, commissioner 
of the Great Lakes Valley 
Conference and president of 
the Division II 

Commissioner's Association, 
according to the Clarion 
University newswire. 

"Disney's Wide World of 
Sports has helped Division 
11 in many ways and we are 
grateful to Disney Sports 



Attractions for helping us 
recognize this outstanding 
talent." 

Last year Wolf graduat- 
ed from Clarion University 
with a 4.0 GPA and a degree 
in molecular biology. 

Wolf received an NCAA 
Post-Graduate Scholarship 
and she is attending Ohio 
State University to major in 
molecular genetics and get 
her doctorate degree. 

She was named the 
University's top biology stu- 
dent and asissted Clarion 
University in earning four 
first place finishes and a 
second place at the 38th 
Annual Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania University 
Biologists meeting. 

Every year the 
Commonwealth of 

Pennsylvania University 
Biologists honors the top 
biology student from the 14 
PASSHE colleges in 
Pennsylvania. 

At the Commonwealth 
of Pennsylvania University 
Biologist meeting she pre- 
sented her senior honors 
research project. Her proj- 
ect was called "Rapidly 



Phagocytosed Gram 

Negative Bacteria Display 
Bound Annexin-1 Secreted 
by Human Neutrophil-Like 
Cells." 

Besides being a scholar 
Wolf was also an exception- 
al athlete at Clarion 
University. She was a mem- 
ber of the diving team for all 
four years while at Clarion. 
Additionally, Wolf was 
named the NCAA II Female 
Diver of the Year three 
times. She was named the 
diver of the year in 2004, 
2005 and 2007. 

Along with these 
awards Wolf has also won a 
record seven NCAA national 
championships. She won 
her seven national champi- 
onships in just eight 
attempts. In her last season 
at Clarion Wolf won the 1 
and 3 meter national cham- 
pionships. In the 1 meter 
she set the NCAA record 
with 453.75 points. At the 
end of her final season Wolf 
was also named the ESPN 
The Magazine/CoSIDA 2007 
At-Large Academic All- 
America of the Year. 







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The ClarioD Call provides a synopsis of all crim- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
October 2007. All information can be accessed on 
the Public Safety Web page, 

http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/loca- 
tion.shtml. 

■ Oct. 12, at 3:20 a.m., Robert Hanna, 19, of Reno, Pa., 
was cited for underage consumption, public drunken- 
ness, and disorderly conduct after University Police 
were called to the second floor of Wilkinson Hall on 
reports of Hanna being intoxicated and becoming sick. 

■ Oct. 10, at 8 p.m., Margaret Simic, 18, of Pittsburgh, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption and public 
drunkenness after University Police found Simic to be 
staggering in front of Tippin Gym during a concert. 

■ Oct. 10, at 8:50 p.m., Meredith Bernstein, 18, of 
Chester Spring, Pa., was cited for underage consump- 
tion while attending a concert at Tippin Gym. 



Student senate announces RSO statuses and search for new senator 

Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lelichvar@clarion.edu 

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CLARION, Oct. 15- Student 
Senate met Monday night to 



announce the RSO status 
changes and that they will 
be accepting nominations 
for a new senator. 

The committee on 
Rules, Regulations, and 
Policies announced a list of 
RSOs whose status has 
changed from inactive to 
active. These organizations 
were inactive because the 
senate was waiting for the 
required information from 
each of these groups. Now 
that they have properly sub- 
mitted their paper work the 
student senate recognized 
them as active RSO's. 



Included are: Lift Every 
Voice Gospel Choir, Eagle 
Ambassadors, Intervarsity 
Christian Fellowship, 

KUDETS, National 

Residence Hall Honorary, 
Omega Psi Phi and Relay 
for Life. 

Secretary Rosano 

moved to recognize the CU 
Track and Cross Country 
Club as an RSO. 

The senators expressed 
approval and felt that 
their paper work had been 
completed properly. 

Treasurer Puhalla sec- 
onded the motion. It was 



passed 17-0-0. 

President Dustin 

McElhattan said that there 
has been a resignation from 
the student senate and they 
are accepting nominations 
for a new senator. 

'To be eligible for the 
position you must carry a 
QPA of 2.5 and not be on 
academic or disciplinary 
probation. You also must 
have two semesters remain- 
ing at Clarion," said 
McElhattan. 

Nominations will be 
announced at the next sen- 
ate meeting on Oct. 22. 



The Committee on Sub- 
Committees is looking for 
two student senators for the 
advisory board. This posi- 
tion would include involve- 
ment in the Review 
Committee and deciding 
which projects are funded. 

In other news, the Social 
Events Subcommittee 

reported that they were 
asked if they would like to 
combine the student senates 
Casino Night with a 
Mocktail party hosted by 
the Greek organization 
GAMMA. 

Senator McGuire said. 



"They would want to co-host 
the event which would be 
the senate doing it's planned 
Casino night while the 
gamma's ran their 
Mocktail party." 

The student senators 
discussed this in terms of 
how it would boost partici- 
pation. 

McGuire pointed out 
that by joining the two 
events there would be » 
large turn out from the 
Greek community. 

They will go over this 
with the committee before 
coming to a decision. 



"CELL PHONE" 
continued from front 
page. 

As of Sept. 11, 2007 the bill 
has been referred to the 
Committee on 

Transportation and has yet 
to even be voted on. 

A public hearing on Bill 
1827 is to be conducted on 
Oct. 15 in Harrisburg, 
which will be the first action 
taken on the matter. 

Before any bill can 
become a law, it must be 
approved by the full Senate 
and House of 

Representatives. 

In an interview with 
WGAL-TV in Lancaster, 
House Transportation 

Committee Chairman 

Joseph Markosek stated 
that the previously men- 
tioned email is, "from an 
unidentified source, which 
confuses the introduction of 
a bill (HB 1827) on Sept. 11, 
2007 with the actual pas- 
sage of that bill into law." 

"The bill in question has 
not received any votes as of 
today and currently remains 
in the House Transportation 
Committee," Markosek said. 

The House Bill 1827 
was scheduled to be dis- 
cussed as a part of a dis- 
tracted driving public hear- 
ing by the House 
Transportation Committee 
on Oct. 15. 

Matthew Vahey, Chief of 
Staff for State 

Representative Josh 

Shapiro verified that "the 
bill has not been passed" as 
of yet. 

Bill 1827 is an amend- 
ment to the Motor Vehicle 
Code which specifically 
states that, "...no driver 



shall operate any moving 
vehicle on a highway of this 
Commonwealth, which shall 
include Federal, State, and 
municipal highways, while 
using a handheld mobile 
telephone." 

For the purposes of Bill 
1827, a handheld mobile 
telephone is defined as, "a 
mobile telephone other than 
a hands-free telephone with 
which a user engages in a 
call using at least one 
hand." 

Phrasing and wording 
found in the bill allow for 
certain loopholes. 

First and foremost. Bill 
1827 only applies to roads 
that are highways. 

Hands-free telephones 
are allowed, being defined 
free as, "A mobile telephone 
that has an internal feature 
or function, or that is 
equipped with an attach- 
ment or addition, whether 
or not permanently part of 
such mobile telephone, by 
which a user engages in a 
call without the use of either 
hand, whether or not the 
use of either hand is neces- 
sary to activate, deactivate 
or initiate a function of such 
telephone." 

Thusly, speakerphones, 
headsets, or any other 
devices not requiring the 
use of hands to operate are 
permitted. 

However, the bill specifi- 
cally provides an exception 
for, "...law enforcement offi- 
cers and operators of emer- 
gency vehicles when on duty 
and acting in their official 
capacities." 

The full bill can be 
found on the General 
Assembly's Web site, 
(httpV/www.legis. state. pa. u 
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Everything will fall into place 




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Grace Regalado 
Advertising manager 

s_gmregalaclQOclarion.edu 

So we're heading into 
the eighth week of school 
now, and if you're anything 
Hke me, you're a senior with 
no "real" designated plans 
for the present moment or 
what's going to happen after 
graduation. And that's fine. 
Personally, I've never really 
been one to "plan." I'm as 
indecisive as the weather 
here in Clarion County, and 
I procrastinate Hke it should 
be my minor. 

I always feel like I need 
to clear my head before I sit 
down and really think 
deeply about something or 
the next step I'm going to 
take, which goes along quite 
well with my procrastina- 
tion. 

Growing up has played 
a pretty extensive role for 
me in this "no planning." My 
father is a retired surgeon, 
so expectations in my house- 
hold were higher than any- 
thing. Dad always and still 
does act like the house is his 



operating room and every- 
thing needs to be done 
"STAT." He and my sister 
are prime candidates for "A" 
type personalities. Watching 
my dad and sister be incred- 
ibly hard working and driv- 
en was always inspiring, but 
I always took that "rebel- 
lious" way of slowing down 
and really seeing what's out 
there. 

I grew up the youngest 
in my family and including 
my siblings it was practical- 
ly like growing up with five 
parents. But it gave me a lot 
of character and made me 
realize what I did not want 
to be like. 

I think everyone just 
needs to slow down. I've 
seen too many people stress 
out about the craziest things 
in our young days. 
Especially when whatever 
they're stressing about, 
they're stressing about it 
because it makes them feel 
"less perfect" or because 
they received a "B" grade on 
a paper and consider that 
failing. If everyone in the 
world could take a step back 
and realize perfection is just 



fiction, and failures come 
with reality, that would 
make me smile. And if 
you're having a bad day, I'm 
sure the person sitting next 
to you is having one ten 
times worse. Believe me, I 
had a mini break down yes- 
terday, and I've not totally 
been myself since Friday. 
Things like that will hap- 
pen. But it's not the end. 1 
always think that things are 
where they should be when 
they should be. 

And things also don't 
necessarily need to be done 
STAT, but they also don't 
need to wait until the last 
minute. Hey at least 1 can 
admit that! We're in college 
and we're young. My mom 
used to always tell me if we 
become too impatient and 
too angry with things, we 
grow older quickly. 

Breathe... it's a good 
thing. Take time to enjoy life 
and be grateful for what you 
have. Things could be worse. 
Don't expect anything more 
than you can't handle. 
There's definitely no room 
for growth when we all 
make mountains out of 
molehills. As long as you 
have love and laughter, 
nothing else really matters. 

So the next time you are 
sitting at a traffic light and 
it stays red for what may 
seem like eons but realisti- 
cally was only three min- 
utes, or you didn't signifi- 
cantly fail something but 



you didn't do as well as 
you'd like or you're just 
experiencing any type of 
scenario where someone 
next to you actually might 
be having a crisis, think of 
what you do have and what 
you can't lose. Maybe just 
for a day, take the time to 
not think of your next move 
or the next thing you're 
going to do because it's the 
"right" thing to do. Take the 
time to sit and think, think 
about a TV show or a funny 
conversation. Or just take 
the time to sit and sit. 

Here's a quote that pret- 
ty much sums up what I've 
been trying to say in this 
entire article, from A 
Million Little Pieces by 
James Frey. 

"Overesteem men and 
become powerless. 

Overvalue possessions and 
begin to steal. Empty your 
mind, and fill your core. 
Weaken your ambition and 
toughen your resolve. Lose 
everything you know and 
everything you desire and 
ignore those who say they 
know. Practice not wanting, 
desiring, judging, doing, 
fighting, knowing; practice 
just being...everything will 
fall into place." 



The author is a senior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and advertising man- 
ager o/The Call. 



Moderate Shmoderate: The GOP Candidates 




Zach Hause 
Columnist 

s_zhause@clarion.edu 



With ALF festivities 
dominating most of every- 
one's time, including mine, 
for most of last week it's fair 
to say that I didn't get a 
whole lot of news watching 
or headline reading done, 
but there was one story that 
made me laugh a little bit. 
Through my blurred vision 
and inebriated state I man- 
aged to detect a story that 
seemed to die rather quickly 
in the media, but not in my 
heart. Arizona Senator and 
Republican presidential 
hopeful John McCain, made 
a slip of the tongue that may 
or may not go over so well 
with some hardcore reli- 
gious fanatics, depending on 
which religious fanatic 
hears it. 

McCain, while on the 
"No Surrender" tour of the 
country, recently took the 
next inevitable step in rais- 
ing the white flag of his 
campaign by stating the fol- 
lowing (pertaining to his 
idea of what a real American 
president should not be) : "I 
admire the Islam. There's a 
lot of good principles in it; 
but I just have to say in all 
candor that since this 
nation was founded pri- 
marly on Christian princi- 
ples, personally, I prefer 
someone who I know who 
has a solid grounding in my 
faith." He later called the 
reporter and clarified what 
he had said earlier stating 
that "I would vote for a 



MusHm if he or she was the 
candidate best able to lead 
the country and to defend 
our political values." I just 
hope his foot tasted as good 
going in as it will when he 
takes it out. 

But I guess that he may 
have at least won some 
points with the Religious 
Right in the beginning, but 
that probably dissipated 
after the clarification. The 
rest of the country kind of 
chuckled and realized that 
the once popular prospect of 
President John McCain may 
have just been flushed down 
the toilet. McCain has a 
widely accepted reputation 
as being a more moderate 
Republican. He has crossed 
the aisle several times to 
vote with Democrats on 
issues like campaign finance 
reform, torturing bans 
and... well, there might be 
more, but, he does not want 
anyone to know about them. 
McCain is distancing him- 
self from his moderate label 
and trying to pitch his con- 
servative ideals to key play- 
ers in the Religious Right. 
What better way is there to 
do that than to say some- 
thing completely bigoted? 

However, McCain is not 
the only one having troubles 
appealing to the religious 
base of the Republican 
party. The GOP really has 
its hands full with its presi- 
dential candidates this time 
around. George W. Bush is 
not really helping matters 
for them either. "W has no 
real credibility among any- 
one besides business owners 
who exploit illegal immi- 
grant workers, or rusty 
pickup truck drivers who 
still have their "Sportsman 
for Bush" stickers displayed 
proudly on their pipe 
bumper. His endorsement, if 
it ever does come, will just 
be a detriment to whoever 
receives it. So, George, if 
you are reading this, please 
endorse Rudy Giuliani. 



Rudy Giuliani, former 
mayor of New York City and 
current top contender for 
the GOP nomination, is fac- 
ing criticism from all across 
the religious spectrum. 
Giuliani has a more liberal 
stance on abortion and gay 
rights, as well as has been 
married three times, which 
does not sit well with Focus 
on the Family leader James 
Dobson, or many others who 
make up the Religious 
Right. The claim has been 
by Dobson made that if 
someone who is pro-choice 
receives the GOP nomina- 
tion, then they will seriously 
consider endorsing a third 
party candidate. I wonder 
who they could be talking 
about? 

Giuliani, a Catholic, 
does not even really embody 
what most Catholics see as 
an endorsable figure, prima- 
rily because of his pro-choice 
stance. It's okay Rudy, they 
did not go for John Kerry 
either, and he was a 
Catholic too. At least Rudy 
is honest with them and 
tells them that he is not 
going to change any of his 
stances, but hopes they will 
vote for him because he will 
continue to nominate con- 
servative judges like George 
W. Bush has. That is just a 
tad strange that someone 
claims to be pro-choice, but 
would elect judges to poten- 
tially overturn Roe v. Wade. 
This is quite a paradoxical 
campaign, wouldn't you say? 

Mitt Romney, former 
governor of Massachusetts 
and current GOP contender 
for the White House, is also 
facing criticism from the 
religious community. But 
Romney is an easier target 
for most critics because he 
is a Mormon. As sad as it is, 
no one is really looking at 
his past stances on abortion 
or gay rights because he 
reformed them for this elec- 
tion. Sadly, they just say the 
same thing, that he is a 



Mormon. Something about 
those Massachusetts people 
that makes them change 
their mind a lot. 

Romney, although a top 
fundraiser, is having prob- 
lems appealing to many 
Republicans, well once 
again, because he is a 
Mormon. Did I mention he 
was a Mormon yet? 
Personally I do not care 
which God he prays to, or if 
he marries thirteen women, 
or if he juggles bowling pins 
for a living. But I do care 
about his leadership quali- 
ties and his change of heart 
from the time he was a sen- 
atorial candidate of (that 
liberal hell hole) 

Massachusetts, to now, 
where he is seeking the holi- 
est of political offices, the 
White House. Romney, a one 
time senatorial candidate 
against conservative punch- 
ing bag Ted Kennedy, wrote 
the following in a letter to 
his hopeful constituents "As 
a result of our discussions 
and other interactions with 
gay and lesbian voters 
across the state, I am more 
convinced than ever before 
that as we seek to establish 
full equality for America's 
gays and lesbian citizens, I 
will provide more effective 
leadership than my oppo- 
nent." 

I guess that was then 
and this is now. Things are 
way different now, just ask 
all the top experts on the 
subject. You can usually tell 
the experts on the subject of 
homosexuals, just go out to 
any bar or hunting club and 
look for the guy with the 
"God made Adam and Eve, 
not Adam and Steve" shirt 
on. Everyone knows that it 
used to be okay for two peo- 
ple of the same sex to be in 
love, but now it isn't. As Ron 
Burgundy just might put it. 
It s science. 

And just hke any other 
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to the other Republican can- 
didates, especially crazy 
Ron Paul. That guy actually 
believes in the constitution. 
What could he possibly 
know? He likes to rave 
about the constitution, but I 
don't pay attention, I just 
praise Hillary Clinton and 
burn the American flag once 
he starts rambling on about 
that stuff. 

And you're asking your- 
self, well what about P>ed 
Thompson? Fred Thompson 
is an old fat Reagan "wanna 
be." If you want to see Fred 
Thompson, go watch Cape 
Fear. It's a good movie and 
Fred doesn't look nearly as 
ugly as what he does now. 



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October 18. 2007 



WCUB-TV's remote truck gets a make-over 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh@clarlon.edu 

WCUB-TV's remote tel- 
evision efforts are now in 
the midst of expansion. 

WCUB-TV's remote 
truck was bought in the 
summer of 2006 and was 
then remodeled this past 
summer by Dr. Robert 
Nulph, associate professor 
of mass media arts, journal- 
ism and communication 
studies (MMAJCS). Nulph 
did not accomplish this task 
alone, however. He was 
assisted by Bruce Exley, 
chief engineer for WCUC- 
FM and WCUB-TV. 

Now that the truck has 
been remodeled, it is being 
put to use on a regular 
basis. The truck is at every 
home football game, volley- 
ball match, basketball game 
and wrestling match. 
Outside of sports, it is used 
at the Autumn Leaf 
Festival, the Miss Autumn 
Leaf Festival Pageant, 
Greek Sing and Clarion 
Borough Council Meetings. 

"We believe we have one 
of the most adaptable video 
production remote units 
among colleges in 



Pennsylvania," said Nulph. 
"It is a huge addition to our 
curriculum because we are 
capable of going anywhere 
and using multiple cameras 
to present an event." 

Originally a used ambu- 
lance, the truck was pur- 
chased through the use of 
Computer Services and 
MMAJCS funds. The 
Clarion University 

Foundation Incorporated 
funded some of equipment 
that was needed. 

Exley discovered the 
ambulance while it was 
being used as a portable 
intensive care unit. The 
ambulance features a longer 
wheel base that provides 
more space, making it a per- 
fect fit for WCUB-TV's 
needs. 

Dan Rinkus, a senior 
MMAJCS major and station 
manager at WCUB-TV, said, 
"With the addition of the 
truck, more people will 
hopefully respond to broad- 
casting. The truck makes 
everything very convenient. 
Compared to the old trailer, 
the truck's [simplicity] and 
flexibility are much better." 

Some of the improve- 
ments include a computer 
system for editing video, 
graphic capabilities, 12 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Dr. Eagle, 

My girlfriend obsesses over her appearance! I think 
she's naturally beautiful, but evidently she doesn't 
believe that's possible. I enjoy her company because 
she's smart and fun to be with, but waiting for her to do 
her hair and makeup and look "perfect" before we can 
get a burger or work out at the Rec Center is getting to 
be a drag. We have to plan all outings well in advance 
because it takes her hours to prepare to go anywhere. I 
don't get it. 

Signed, 

Tired of Waiting 
Dear Tired of Waiting, 

Sounds like your girlfriend has taken tl# bait film 
the various cosmetic, diet and fashion industries that 
make us believe our appearance is unacceptable. Men 
and women are bombarded with ads and commercials 
that strive to convince us that we are in need of major 
improvements. 

From a very young age we are inundated with the 
message that we need to be thinner, tanner, have larger 
breasts/pecs, six pack abs and use a ridiculous number 
of expensive products to hide our numerable flaws (a zit, 
frizzy hair, wrinkles or brittle nails). Billions of dollars 
are spent each year by people hoping to buy a "miracle 
in a bottle" that will make them look like the air- 
brushed models touted on television, magazines and 
billboards. Your girlfriend may be trying so hard to 
replicate an unrealistic image dictated by the media 
that she's unaware that it's completely unnecessary 
and, in fact, is an interference to your relationship. 

October 18 is Love Your Body Day! What a great 
idea and reminder that perfection is a myth. One's time, 
money and efforts could be much better spent on activi- 
ties that promote health and acceptance of our own 
unique package. Should we try to look good? Of course, 
but not so much that we are missing out on life because 
of excessive primping. 

So tell your girlfriend today that she has 20 minutes 
to shower and brush her teeth then take her out to cel- 
ebrate the fact that she's great just as she is! 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling 

Health Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, 

e-mail her at s_vjwonderh@clarion.edu. 



channel audio capabilities, 
wireless microphones for 
field reports, almost 400 feet 
of cable for each of the cam- 
eras and two compact disc 
decks. 

The remote truck also 
allows the control of up to 24 
cameras and advanced 
recording capacity with two 
hard drives utilized as 
instant replay decks. 

For football games, a 
crew of five people con- 
tributes to the broadcast-an 
instant replay operator, an 
audio director, a graphics 
operator, a technical direc- 
tor and an overall director to 
handle the truck. There are 
also two field camera opera- 
tors, two camera operators 
in the stands, two sideline 
reporters and two commen- 
tators. 

"Using the truck is a co- 
curricular for our program 
and a requirement for one of 
our courses," said Nulph. 
"Each student gets to work a 
certain number of games. 
They have done incredibly 
well, picking up the technol- 
ogy very fast. We hope to do 
a remote broadcast from one 
of this year's road football 
games." 

This past summer, 
Nulph and Exley put their 




Dan Rinkus, WCUB-TV station manager works inside oftlie remote truck. I his truck is used to broad- 
cast a variety of sports and Clarion County events. It has been newly remodeled and houses an 
array of new equipment. (The Clarion Call/Daria Kurnel) 



heads together and started 
from scratch with the truck. 
"We needed to use a lot 
of ingenuity and lay it out 
logically," said Exley. "None 
of what we used was prefab- 
ricated. We used old coun- 
tertops and bookshelves for 



the interior. We created 
everything ourselves and 
designed on the go. We are 
lucky to have the extra-long 
wheelbase. The additional 
two feet and the hollow 
walls allowed us to keep 
most of the wires hidden." 



"[Exley] and I see eye- 
to-eye on most things, so it 
was easy to come up with a 
design for the interior," said 
Nulph. "It was fun, like put- 
ting together a huge puz- 
zle." 



Political Economy Club 
wants to help beyond CUP 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 

From Darfur forums to 
humanitarian trips to New 
Orleans, the Political 
Economy Club (PEC) keeps 
its members actively 
involved on campus and 
beyond. 

The group's goal is to 
provide students with a 
view of economics that they 
don't receive in the class- 
room. They make members 
more aware of social, socie- 
tal and economic issues 
through sponsoring speak- 
ers, attending conferences 
and participating in commu- 
nity service. 

"It's open to anyone 
interested in the political or 
economical world around 
them," said Lucas Schaeffer, 
a senior international busi- 
ness major and community 
service chair of the PEC. 



'They learn things they 
wouldn't [learn] in classes." 

Schaeffer also said he 
joined the group because he 
wants to help educate other 
students about things he's 
passionate about. 

An economics tutoring 
service is in the works 
through the club and they 
encourage members to con- 
duct undergraduate 
research in preparation for 
graduate school. 

Through attending con- 
ferences, the members learn 
about different fields of eco- 
nomics and bring the knowl- 
edge back to the rest of the 
group and campus. 

A major project for the 
group last year was a 
Darfur forum. A speaker 
from Sudan was featured 
along with other professors 
who spoke about genocide. 
According to Rozlynd Vares, 
a senior business and eco- 
nomics major and president 
of the PEC, over 250 people 



attended and surveys indi- 
cated that the attendees' 
knowledge on genocide and 
Darfur was significantly 
increased. 

The focus of this semes- 
ter for the PEC is their trip 
to New Orleans. In conjunc- 
tion with the St. Bernard 
Parish, they will be rebuild- 
ing homes for those affected 
by Hurricane Katrina. 

Vares said helping 
Katrina victims has always 
been a personal interest of 
hers. When she presented it 
to the group, everyone was 
interested in a trip and 
wanted to extend it to the 
rest of campus. 

"It's important to be 
members of [a] global socie- 
ty," she said. "We all are 
part of it whether we realize 
it or not." 

Besides the physical 
rebuilding of the homes, 
Vares hopes they can bring 
something else to the fami- 
lies in New Orleans. 



Organization 
Spotlight 



"Not a lot has been done 
in the broad scope of things. 
I hope we can show that 
there are people who still 
care and know about their 
suffering," she said. 

"People don't realize 
what happened with 
Hurricane Katrina," said 
Schaeffer. "We hope to get 
houses built and give people 
back their lives." 

See "PEC" 
continued on page 5. 



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in a particular context. 

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reasoning and communication in specific disciplines. 
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Pages 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts®clarion.edu 



This year's Student 
Trustee, Aimee Zellers, is 
more than just a member of 
the Council of Trustees. She 
is actively involved through- 
out Clarion's campus and 
has worked in our nation's 
capital. 

Zellers is from York 
Pennsylvania. While 

attending Red Lion High 
School, she was active in 
soccer. When Clarion 
University contacted her 
about an opportunity to play 
on the campus, she took a 
tour of the campus and 
decided to attend. 

• "I love Clarion. It pro- 
vides me with many oppor- 
tunities and I love the beau- 
tiful small town atmos- 
phere," she said. 

She is currently a senior 
with a dual major in history 
and philosophy. She chose 
these majors because she 
enjoys reading and analyti- 
cal thinking. 



To become Clarion 
University's Council of 
Ti'ustees' Student Trustee, 
she had to fill-out an appli- 
cation, then face a panel of 
Clarion faculty, staff and 
students. After passing the 
panel's approval, Zellers 
had to be interviewed in 
Harrisburg and appointed 
by the Governor of 
Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell. 

She originally applied 
because she felt it would 
improve her interpersonal 
administrative skills. 

Her duties include stu- 
dent affairs, strategic plan- 
ning, approving and aca- 
demic policy Being involved 
is not only a personal expe- 
rience, she said. She is able 
to increase communication 
between the Trustees and 
Clarion students as well. 

Because of her position, 
she is an ex-officio member 
of the executive board on the 
student senate. She is also 
the President and was the 
Recreation Chair of the 
University Activities Board, 
on the Parking Committee, 
varsity women's soccer 
team, Delta Zeta, History 



Club and Phi Alpha Theta. 

"A lot of people look at 
what I do and ask 'why?' I 
[tell theml that I love 
Clarion and want to give 
back as much as I can," 
Zellers said. 

Along with her activi- 
ties, she is in the honors 
program, has been on the 
Dean's List every semester 
and received the APSCUF 
and Tippin Athletic 
Scholarship award in 2004. 
Zellers also works in the his- 
tory department as a stu- 
dent aid. 

She said she doesn't 
have a hard time balancing 
her time with classes and 
campus involvement mainly 
because she has fun and 
looks forward to what she 
does. 

During the summer she 
interned at the U.S 
Department of Justice in 
Washington D.C. in the 
office of International 
Affairs Criminal Division. 

"I served in the capacity 
as a paralegal but my title 
was 'legal intern,'" she said. 

She assisted extradition 
and mutual legal assistance 



French Club and Conversation 
Group: foreign cuiture on campus 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

There are many co-cur- 
ricular activities and groups 
that students can be a part 
of on campus. For those who 
are interested in other cul- 
tures and languages, a per- 
fect one for them is the 
University's French Club 
and French Conversation 
Group. 

Although they seem 
similar, these are actually 
two separate groups. Dr. 
Elisabeth Donato, a native 
of northern France and a 
French teacher in the 
Modern Languages 

Department for nine years, 
is the advisor of both 
groups. She helped explain 
the difference between the 
two. 

"The French club is rec- 
ognized by the campus, and 
only Clarion students are 
members," explained 

Donato. "The conversation 
group is more community 
based, and they meet off 
campus at Michelle's Cafe." 

The two groups meet on 
alternating Wednesdays 
from 6:30-7:30 p.m. 

The French Club, the 
more formal of the two, has 
been around for a number of 
years, but has suffered a 
decline in more recent 
years. 

"We have had trouble 
recruiting students," 

explains Donato, "but this 
year I vowed to turn every- 



thing around." 

Members of the French 
club hope to recruit more 
members this semester in 
several ways. 

Rachel Beveridge, a jun- 
ior elementary education 
major, has been President of 
the French Club since the 
beginning of the semester. 

"Dr. Donato spreads the 



Organization 
Spotlight 




Dr. Elisabeth Donato, French Club and French Conversation 
Group advisor. (The Clarion Call/Jess Lasher) 



word to her classes about 
the French Club," said 
Beveridge, "and everyone 
who is in a French class 
receives an e-mail about 
events going on." 

At French Club meet- 
ings, they watch French 
films or discuss events the 
group is planning. One of 
the future events that the 
group has planned is a trip 
to Montreal in early April, 




which will be open to all stu- 
dents on campus. 

The group will be hold- 
ing two fundraisers to help 
fund the trip, one in the fall 
and another in the spring. 

This isn't the only event 
the group plans to do in the 
future. 

"We are planning to 
teach kids French at the 
public library by the end of 
the month," says Beveridge. 

For those who are less 
fluent in French, there is 
the less formal, more com- 
munity-based French 
Conversation Group. 

Adam Harbaugh, a sen- 
ior with majors in French 
and Spanish, is a member of 
both groups. He has been a 
member of the Conversation 
Group the entire length of 
his Clarion tenure. 

As the club title insinu- 
ates, they speak in French 
for an hour to each other 
and just kind of hangout. 

"We just get together 
and talk," says Harbaugh. 
'There's really no structure 
and it's not really formal. 
There were 15 or 16 people 
that I saw at the last meet- 
ing." 

The group is open to the 
entire community, not just 
to Clarion students. Donato 
said that she has seen all 
kinds of different people at 
meetings, from students to 
faculty members to mem- 
bers of the community. 



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cases and dealt with prima- 
rily English speaking coun- 
tries like the United 
Kingdom, Canada and the 
English speaking Caribbean 
nations. 

"This summer was great 
experience. I met a lot of 
important people like the 



director of the FBI, 
Authority General and 
Director of the Department 
of Justice Criminal Division. 
It was a great educational 
experience." 

She considers her 
involvement a hobby, but in 
her spare time she plays the 



guitar and is a fan of hockey 
and the Pittsburgh 
Penguins. 

After graduating, she 
plans to go to graduate 
school for a PhD and become 
a college professor. 




Look in next week's issue for the answer! 




Last week: Statue outside of the 
Immaculate Conception Church 



Ciarion residents protest tlie war 




Members of the Clarion community and university held a march and rally Oct. 11 to protest the 
war and support the troops in Iraq. (The Clarion Call/Angela Kelly) 



"PEC" continued 
from page 4. 

The members of the group 
plan to somehow bring their 
experiences back to campus 
to give students a better 
understanding of the lives 
Katrina victims are still liv- 
ing. 



"It will educate and 
actually do something to 
rebuild economic develop- 
ment," Schaeffer said. 

They will be going to 
Louisiana during 

Thanksgiving and will also 
serve food with the United 
Way They are still accepting 
volunteers until the end of 
October. 



Other members of the 
executive board include 
Jennifer Cambell, vice pres- 
ident: Lindsay Banner, 
treasurer: and Heather 
Bender, fundraising chair. 
Their advisor i.s Dr. Sandra 
Trejos and they meet 
Thursdays at 5 p.m. in IIU 
Still Hali. 



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October 18, 2007 



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Wolf scheduled to give lecture for craft exhibit 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

A variety of art styles 
and techniques are avail- 
able for viewing in the 
Manchester Art Guild 
exhibit, located on Level A of 
the Carlson Library. 

The exhibit, which runs 
from Oct. 15 to Nov. 16, fea- 
tures artwork created by 
artists from the Manchester 
Craftsmen's Guild. In addi- 
tion to the art exhibit, there 
will be a reception on Nov 1 
from 5 - 7 p.m., followed by a 
lecture from contributing 
artist Amanda Wolf at 7 
p.m. 

Wolf, who has a passion 
for working with clay, is a 
2003 graduate of Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania. 
She grew up in Chester 
County, where she took her 



first art class involving 
class. She has beenin love 
with it ever since. 
Currently living and work- 
ing in Pittsburgh, she 
worked at the Carnegie 
Museum of Art. It was there 
that she first began teach- 
ing ceramic classes to 
adults. 

Wolf and her artwork 
are not new to the Clarion 
area since she has been 
traveling to the Clarion 
wood kiln for the past four 
years, along with students 
and fellow potters. This 
year, Wolf will be giving a 
lecture as well as firing pot- 
tery. 

"During my lecture, I'm 
planning on sharing my 
work, also what inspires me 
and what the guild is 
about," said Wolf. 

The guild that she is 
referring to is the 
Manchester Craftsmen's 




Liz Fisher checks out the Manchester Art Guild exhibit /n Level A 
of the Carlsor) Library. (The Clarion Call/Adam Huff) 



Guild, which is located in 
Pittsburgh. The guild 



IS 



directed towards minorities 
and hopes to foster a sense 



of accomplishment and hope 
through visual and perform- 
ing arts in urban communi- 
ties. 

Upon entering the guild, 
each artist is identified and 
selected for programs by a 
team of staff, artists, stu- 
dent advisers and program 
leaders at the guild. 

Wolf is currently an 
instructor, teaching mostly 
14- 18 yearolds in an an 
after-school program at the 
guild for the Pittsburgh 
Public School District. 

"1 am also a 
liaison/teaching artist at a 
partnered public school, 
planning and teaching art 
integration to mostly fifth 
through eighth graders," 
said Wolf. 

The art exhibit features 
some of Wolf's ceramic work 
as well as works by other 
Manchester Craftmen's 
Guild artists^ Josh Green, 



Fiona Wilj^on, Heather 
Powell, -Jenny Canning, 
Casey Droege, Justin 
Mezzei. Natalie Tranelli, 
Dror Yaron, Germaine 
Watkins, Carmen Council, 
Dave Deily and Jamie 
Matthews. 

The artwork of these 
artists spans from more tra- 
ditional pieces to modern 
and abstract pieces. 
Different mediums are also 
incorporated in the exhibit. 
From water colors to still 
photographs, to sculptures 
and ceramics, the exhibit 
has something for every 
type of art lover. 

The exhibit is free and 
open to the public Monday 
through Thursday from 10 
a.m. to 3 p.m. Another 
exhibit activity will be a 
ceramics wood firing at the 
kiln at Memorial Stadium 
on Nov. 2-4. 



I used to be disgusted, and I'm still tangled up in blue 



Dr. Elisabeth Donate 
Department of Modern 
Languages & Cultures 

I got really excited a few 
weeks ago when a friend 
purchased a pair of tickets, 
and invited me to the Bob 
Dylan show on Oct. 11 at the 
University of Pittsburgh 
Petersen Events Center. 
Elvis Costello - who is at 
the top of my personal rock 
performers Pantheon (never 
mind that most of my stu- 
dents have no idea who he 
il) - was the opening act. 

Frankly, my friend and I 
secretly hoped that Elvis 
and Bob would perform at 
least one song together. 
After all, Bobby had joined 
Paul Simon in "Bridge Over 
Troubled Water" some 10 
years ago when they were 
touring together. 

On the evening of Oct. 
11, we arrived in Oakland at 
about 6^10 p.m., managed to 
find a parking space on the 
street near the Petersen 
Events Center (which 
helped us avoid having to 
pay for what would probably 
have been pricey venue 
parking), and walked to the 
venue. We had to wait out- 
side for about 15 minutes 
before being allowed to walk 
in, but were close to the 
door, so we did not freeze 
our butts off. 

We entered the Petersen 
Events Center and found 
our seats (pretty good ones, 
on the first level, stage left), 
and waited for the show to 
begin. 

We decided to forego 
purchasing T-shirts, which 
were sold at the outrageous 
price of $35 a pop, and 
bypassed the $6 beers as 
well. We each had a hotdog, 
and shared a $3 bottled 
water (and, yes, folks, that 
was our dinner!). Where 
have the days of the $20 
concert T-shirts gone? 

By 7 p.m., the opening 
band, Amos Lee (the name 
is that of its lead singer), 
came on. They were quite 
good, but their type of music 
was not exactly my cup of 
tea. They played for roughly 
35 minutes. 

By about 8 p.m., 
Costello followed - of course, 
he was the act that I was 
most anxious to see. Just as 
Scott Mervis did in his 
review of this concert in the 
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, I 
still wonder "why a Hall of 
Famer like Costello is tool- 
ing around as an opening 



act," especially since "it 
seemed like he had to win 
over Dylan's crowd, which is 
a fairly inexplicable situa- 
tion given not only his 
stature but the clear influ- 
ence derived from the head- 
liner." Costello performed 
only for 45 minutes, and, 
since he was just an opening 
act, there was no encore. 

Costello was performing 
solo (which, according to 
Mervis, he had not done in 
12 years), opening with "Red 
Shoes," one of my favorite 
songs in his repertoire (how 
can you not love the opening 
line of this song, "I used to 
be disgusted, and now I try 
to be amused"), mustering 
amazing power from both 
his acoustic guitar and from 
his own voice, which is get- 
ting better with age. 

He went on with other 
great songs, "Crimes of 
Paris," "Veronica," "Alison," 
"What's So Funny about 
Peace, Love and 

Understanding" and "Radio 
Sweetheart" - during which 
he managed to get a luke- 
warm audience to sing 
along, even segueing into a 
bit of Van Morrison's "Jackie 
Wilson Said." 

He also sang a brand 
new song composed with 
Loretta Lynn (whose title 
escaped me, but it was in 
the voice of a woman who is 
having a conversation with 
her ex-husband's new wife - 
the opening line was "my 
name is Eve, and I think 
that you should leave"), as 
well as "From Sulfur to 
Sugar Cane" (a song penned 
with T-Bone Burnett) and 
"The River in Reverse," from 
his most recent collabora- 
tion with Allen Toussaint (in 
which he snuck the line "I 
don't wanna be a soldier 
mama, I don't wanna die," 
from the John Lennon song 
"I Don't Want to Be a 
Soldier.") 

Finally, he closed with 
the powerful closing track of 
"The Delivery Man," titled 
"The Scarlet Tide," an anti- 
war song (actually, a song 
about a Civil War widow) to 
which, as he had done at his 
July 2005 show at Station 
Square, he added the lyrics 
"admit you lied, and bring 
the boys back home," which 
finally drew some cheers out 
of the crowd. 

Back in his early days, 
Costello cultivated an 
"angry young man" image, 
and just ripped through his 
set list, seldom interacting 
with his audience. However, 



in his old age, he has turned 
into quite a funny dude - he 
jokes and tells stories. He is 
obviously a happy man, and 
it really shows. 

He mentioned having 
dined recently in an L.A. 
restaurant, close to 
Governor Schwarzenegger's 
table, making it a point to 
mention that the 

Governator would never be 
President of the United 
States. He also made a 
funny little joke about his 
10-month old twin boys 
(with wife #3, Diana Krall), 
saying that they were on the 
tour with him, backstage, 
smoking cigars and playing 
cards. 

Most of the folks in the 
audience were actually 
there for Bob Dylan, who 
showed up some 20 minutes 
after the end of Elvis 
Costello's set. In spite of the 
fact that I was in awe, and 
pinching myself to make 
sure that I was not dream- 
ing that I was seeing this 
legend, I have to admit that 
I ended up saying to myself 
"so what?" Maybe it is 
because I am not a Dylan 
fan, and because I barely 
know his repertoire, except 
for a few obvious numbers, 
but, to me, it seems that 
every song just blended into 
the next, and that they all 
basically sounded alike, 
except for a rousing version 
of "All Along the Watch 
Tower," with which Dylan 
closed his show. 

At the ripe age of 66, 
Dylan looks very good, and 
he certainly was pretty dap- 
per in a cool dark suit and a 
white flat top cowboy hat 
that he never took off. 
However, his voice- with 
which I have always had a 
problem with to begin with- 
has turned beyond gravelly 
and, as a reviewer for the 
Connecticut Post put it, "he 
almost blurts out his lyrics 
in grunts." Not that it's a 
huge problem, in fact, I 
found it kind of fun to listen 
to his inflections, which 
were tons more entertaining 
live than on any of his 
albums. 

The problem, though, 
was that it was absolutely 
impossible to understand 
any of his lyrics. Roger 
LeLievre. of the Ann Arbor 
News, wrote, about Dylan's 
Oct. 12 performance at the 
EMU Convocation Center in 
Ypsilanti, Michigan^ "why 
write such profound, poetic 
lyrics, only to mangle them 
in concert? Is it too much to 



ask that more than a word 
here or there be under- 
standable?" - so, if you were 
not a rabid Dylan fan of the 
type who knows everyone of 
his song lyrics by heart, you 
were basically screwed, and 
bound to get a tad bored. 
Another thing about Dylan: 
he established only the most 
minimal rapport with his 
audience, which he never 
addressed, except to intro- 
duce his band during his 
encore. He was not quite as 



uncommunicative as Van 
Morrison was at a concert of 
his that I attended in 
Londonderry (Ireland) back 
in June, 2006, but he came 
close. 

But, all in all, it was 
really cool to get to see 
Dylan, to whose credit I 
have to admit that he and 
his band really rocked, and, 
although sadly way too 
short, the Costello set was a 
masterpiece. 

Oh and, of course, Bobby 



and Elvis were never on 
stage together. Well, maybe 
next time... 

(Although she will 
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Hynde or Patti Smith 
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fogeys" who listen only to 
60s music. Her favorite 
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New Pornographers, The 
National, The Decemberists 
and Belle and Sebastian.) 




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Dethklok's "The Dethalbum'' 
is absolutely dethtastlc 



Joey Petti ne 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettlne@clarlon.edu 




"The Dethalbum" 
Dethklok 
Rating: 3/5 



Dethklok, the mix of 
American and Scandinavian 
metal band, or simply the 
world's greatest cultural 
force, has done it again. 

Dethklok, who can be 
seen weekly on their show 
"Metalocalypse" every 

Sunday at 11:45 p.m. on 
Cartoon Network's Adult 
Swim, despite the efforts of 
the illuminati-esque 

Tribunal to thwart them, 
have released their newest 
album "The Dethalbum." 

With the help of 
"Metalocalypse," creator 
Brendon Small (Home 
Movies), extreme metal 
drummer. Gene Hoglan, and 
ace violinist Emilie Autumn, 
the all-too-metal members 
of Dethklok: bass guitarist 
William Murderface, drum- 
mer Pickles, rhythm gui- 
tarist Toki Wartooth, lead 
guitarist Skwisgaar 

Skwigelf and lead vocalist 
Nathan Explosion, have 
released, finally, "The 



Dethalbum." An album that 
can only be described as one 
of the greatest metal albums 
of all time. 

Dethklok combines the 
harsh deadly reality of the 
cruelest of metal music with 
the Spinal Tap/Scooby-Doo 
feel of "Metalocalypse." 
"The Dethalbum" is an 
album that can be loved by 
metal fans, fans of the' show, 
classic rock fans and basi- 
cally any music lover who 
likes anything a little harsh- 
er than show tunes. 

'The Dethalbum" comes 
in two insane forms: the reg- 
ular edition consisting of 16 
dark tracks of glory and the 
deluxe edition sporting an 
additional seven tracks, 
over 20 minutes of extra 
music. In addition, the 
deluxe edition also includes 
the first episode of the long 
awaited second season of 
"Metalocalypse." 

One great song is 
"Murmaider," which is the 
tale of vengeful mermaids 
committing horrid acts of 
homicide because there is no 
good metal music underwa- 
ter. 

Then there is "Go Into 
the Water," which is 
Dethklok's own call to the 
people of Earth to forsake 
the land and return to their 
bestial forms within the 
ocean. 

"Bloodrocuted" is the 
heart-wrenching tale of the 
damned electrician, while 
"Hatredcopter" is dedicated 
to their own helicopter pilot. 

There is also "Fansong" 
which is damning all their 
sheepish fans, and finally 
the ever popular 

"Thunderhorse," which was 
last seen on "Guitar Hero 




II." 

"The Dethalbum" is a 
true metal masterpiece. The 
album even intertwines 
classical violin in their bril- 
liantly rendered 
"Dethharmonic." 

True fans can even 
check out the band's brand 
new theme to the second 
season of "Metalocalypse," 
"Deththeme." Add on the 
brilliant bonus tracks of the 
deluxe addition such 
as"[The] Duncan Hills 
Coffee Jingle," the beau- 
teous love song "Kill You" 
and even the behind the 
scenes tell it all "Dethklok 
Gets In Tune" and you have 
one metal album that will 
make you laugh, cry, 
scream, bleed, kill, destroy 
and die. 

I gave "The Dethalbum" 
a totally metal three out of 
five leaves because when 
you get right down to it this 
album just plain rocks. 

Although it may not be 
for everyone, any rock or 
metal fan who doesn't get 
the album should just jump 
from the highest peak of the 
tallest point of Mordhaus 
into the deep, devilish, fiery 
painful pits of Mordland. Or 
they can just try and burn a 
copy from their friends. 



''We Own the Night" is 
nothing more than typical 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol@clarion.edu 







"We Own the Night" 
Director: James Gray 
Rating: 3.5/5 



What happens when 
two brothers are on the 
opposite side of the law? As 
you can guess, it's both 
interesting and brutal. 

"We Own the Night," 
which is a classic tale of 
good vs. evil, hit box offices 
Oct. 12 leaving crowds 
either loving or hating it. 

The 1988 time-based 
story begins with the 
extremely opposite pair of 
brothers Joseph Grasinsky 
(Mark Wahlberg) and Bobby 
Green (Joaquin Pheonix) as 
one caters to the criminal 
world, while the other fights 
it out with the law. 

Green is a club manager 
in New York City who is 
responsible for allowing a 
Russian drug mafia to traf- 
fic drugs through his estab- 
hshment. While Green and 
girlfriend Amada (Eva 
Mendes) try to keep a safe 
distance from the chaos and 
keep his nose clean, they 
hold a secret from his 
Russian boss and the rest of 
their friends: his brother 



and father are the top notch 
of law. 

When his father, Deputy 
Chief Burt Grasinsky 
(Robert Duvall) and brother 
Lieutenant Joseph warn 
him that the NYPD is plan- 
ning to make a massive 
drug bust in his club, and 
that the people he is associ- 
ated with are trouble, Green 
refuses to hsten. 

As the first bust goes 
wrong and none of the drug 
lords are acquitted with 
charges, Joseph is exposed 
as being the officer in 
charge of the entire opera- 
tion and is shot by Russian 
assassins and forced to 
reside in the hospital for the 
next four months. 

This leaves Bobby with 
the choice to continue aiding 
the corrupt, or start fighting 
for the law with his family. 

With his brother seri- 
ously wounded, and his 
father next in line, Bobby 
steps up and joins the police 
force in an undercover mis- 
sion to end the Russians 
advantage over the govern- 
ment. 

When another mission 
goes into hiatus, Bobby is 
forced to become a man on 
the run from the Russians 
and their ruthless hit men. 

The movie wouldn't be 
complete without a big 
Russian mafia/NYPD show- 
down, but I won't spoil the 
flick for those of you who are 
interested in seeing the 
movie. 

Overall I gave the movie 
3.5 leaves. I thought there 
were some parts that could 
have been thought out a lit- 
tle better. Some parts were 
completely random and not 
necessary, while others 
seemed incomplete. 

I'm a big ending person, 




I like to know where the 
characters are headed, and 
with whom. This movie ends 
abruptly with audience 
members wondering what 
just happened. 

While the directing and 
planning could have been a 
bit better, the acting in this 
movie was amazing. 

Pheonix gave an out- 
stand performance. His 
character was everything 
that it should have been: 
fierce, emotional and intelli- 
gent. 

As usual, Wahlberg 
offered a great performance. 
He intrigued the audience 
and forced you to become 
interested in the difference 
between crime and ethics. 

Mendes's performance 
was interesting because it 
was like none that I have 
seen from her. Her 
charachter was more 
promiscuous and outward, 
unlike most of her previous 
roles. 

On the positive side, 
with all the high-speed car 
chases, intense gun face offs 
and of course, Mendes, the 
movie is sure to be a hit with 
the guys. 

Ladies: I wouldn't rec- 
ommend this one for a sleep- 
over with your girlfriends, 
it's a bit rough around the 
edges. 



''Dazed and Confused" 
never fails to please crowds 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s Jdbuffonp®(;lririnn.edu 




"Dazed and -Confused" 
Director: Richard 
Linklater 
Rating: 4/5 

As I was going through 
my DVD collection last 
week, I was looking for a 
movie that suited all moods 
and personalities. 

After that attempt 
failed, I reached for the old 
reliable "Dazed * and 
Confused." 

"Dazed and Confused" 
is a all-around favorite for 
high school and college stu- 
dents. The film takes place 
on the last day of school in 
May of 1976 at Robert E. 
Lee High School in Austin, 
Texas. 

The future seniors are 
preparing for. the annual 
hazing of incoming fresh- 
men by building paddles 
and buying cooking sup- 
plies. 

Meanwhile, Randall 
"Pink" Floyd (Jason 
London), the school's star 
quarterback, is asked to 
sign a school pledge sheet, 
promising not to take drugs, 
drink, have sex, or anything 
else that would hurt the 
team's chances of a state 



championship. 

When the final classes 
end. the fre.shman boys are 
hunted down by the senior 
boys for paddling while the 
fri'shman girl.s are rounded 
up in a parking lot, covered 
in condiments, insulted by 
the seniors, and forced to 
propose to boys. 

Freshman Mitch 

Kramer (Wiley Wiggins), is 
paddled and humiliated by 
the seniors more than usual, 
most of all by the dumb and 
violent Fred O'Bannion 
(Ben Affleck). 

Mitch gets a ride home 
with Pink, who is .sympa- 
thetic and understanding to 
Mitch's situation. Later, 
Pink offers to let Mitch tag 
along for the evening festiv- 
ities. 

After the major planned 
party is busted, Mitch finds 
himself simply driving 
around with Pink, senior 
Pickford (Shawn Andrews) 
and Wooderson (Matthew 
McConaughey), who gradu- 
ated years before but still 
hangs out with the high 
school crowd. 

It seems that the main 
point of this movie is that 
everyone wants to get 
drunk, stoned or laid. 

The movie climaxes 
with a new party at the 
Austin Moontowers that 
attracts seemingly the 
entire school. 

The party consists of the 
usual adolescent mischief 
and rowdy behavior. The 
film winds down with a 
handful of characters con- 
juring at the football field's 
50 yard-line. Everyone gives 
their two cents on the issue 
of whether Pink signing the 
pledge would be "selling 
out" or simpfy getting the 
coaches "off his back," 




After the police show up 
ai the field, the boy's head 
coach is alerted and man- 
ages to get the police to take 
it easy on them. The coach 
accuses Pink of running 
around with the wrong 
crowd and insults his 
friends which results in 
Pink crumpling up the 
pledge sheet and throwing it 
at his coach. The film con- 
cludes with Pink and his 
friends driving to Houston 
to get Aerosmith tickets. 

Granted, the movie has 
no stone cold plot and does- 
n't have a lot of direction, 
but the constant changing of 
events and activities keeps 
your attention throughout 
the film. 

The movie depicts the 
70s as a wild and crazy time 
where parties and renegade 
youth ruled. With a cast full 
of eventual stars in their 
early acting careers, "Dazed 
and Confused" is full of good 
acting that keeps a non- 
existing plot flowing. 

I recommend "Dazed 
and Confused" for anyone 
who is looking for a movie 
that doesn't require a lot of 
thinking but is definitely 
fun to watch. I guarantee 
you'll catch yourself using a 
one-liner from this movie in 
the future. "Dazed and 
Confused" is just flat out 
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Soccer shutout for the fifth consecutive game 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clamn Call Staff Writer 

s_tckovalovs®clarion.edu 



MILLERSVILLE. Oct. 17 - 
The Golden Eagle soccer 
team's string of bad luck 
continued Saturday, as they 
were shut out for the fifth 
consecutive game. The loss 
to the Millersville 
Marauders (2-10-3) in the 
non-conference game 

dropped Clarion's record to 
4-9-2 overall. A 2-0 loss late 
last Wednesday to Edinboro 
(5-2-2, 8-4-3) dropped their 
PSAC-West division record 
to 2-5-1. 

Millersville was able to 
strike early in the game, 
quickly putting it out of 
reach. Madison Vogel 
scored off of a feed from 
Jamie Lancaster in the 16th 
minute. Just a minute later, 



Vogel was able to score 
again, this time unassisted, 
to put the Marauders up 2- 
0. 

The Vogel-Lancaster 
connection worked again in 
the 28th minute. This time, 
however, it was Lancaster 
that scored, putting the 
game away. 

Clarion was held with- 
out a shot for the entire first 
half. In the end, they only 
had a total of five shots, 
three of which were on net. 
Five different players each 
contributed a shot. 

Millersville kept Golden 
Eagles goalkeeper Jess Reed 
busy, totaling 15 shots. 
Eight of those shots were on 
net. Lauren Thomas led the 
charge with five shots, three 
on net. Vogel had four 
shots, and also put three on 
net. 

Clarion was held with- 



out a single corner kick, 
while the Marauders had 
eight, four in each half 

The Golden Eagles trav 
el to PSAC-Western division 
opponent and nationally 
ranked #22 Slippery Rock 
(12-3-1, 6-1-1) Thursday 
Oct. 18. 

Then they will take on 
PSAC-Eastern division 
Bloomsburg (7-5-2) at home 
on Saturday Oct. 20. 
Clarion will wrap up its 
PSAC-Western play on Oct. 
24 with a home match 
against the Indiana 
Crimson Hawks (9-5, 4-3). 

Clarion is looking to 
avenge lUP for a blowout, 
11-0, earlier in the season. 
It was the second consecu- 
tive game in which lUP has 
scored at least ten goals 
against the Golden Eagles. 



Schmader sets school record with 66 



Denise Simens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s (Jm(m«n8®cl«rlon.edu 



CLARION, Oct, 17 -Golden 
Eagle freshman Jared 
Schmader set a Clarion 
school record last week on 
the second day of competi- 
tion during the Holiday Inn 
Colonial Classic at Montour 
Heights Country Club host- 
ed by Robert Morris 
University. 

Schmader carded a six- 
under par, B6, to break the 
school's single round record, 
and added that to Monday's 
first round score of 74 to 
total 140 and four under par 
for a third place finish. 

Schmader started on 
hole No. 5 of the course and 
scored six birdies (6, 9, 12, 
15, 18 and 4), two eagles (1 
and 14), and had two double 



bogey's on 10 and 11. The 
previous record was held by 
Anthony Tacconelli, who 
scored 66 and 5-under par 
twice, and 6-under twice by 
Matt Guyton with 67'8. 

Clarion University tied 
with Caniaius College for 
second place with a score of 
599, but won the tie breaker 
to finalize the placement 
and push Canisius into 
third place. 

The Golden Eagles were 
just 13 strokes behind first 
place winners the 
University of Tbronto who 
won with a score of 586. 
Clarion's Nick Sanner 
placed 16th with scores of 
75, 77-152, followed closely 
by teammates Justin Moose 
in 25th place carding 81, 74- 
155, and Mike DeAngelo 
scoring 78, 77-155. 

The team will finish up 
the season this weekend at 



PSAC Chan. 
Hershey. PA. Last year, the 
team finished in fourth 
place, which, according to 
9th year hp^'^ ...n.v, ai 
LeFevre, "wa 
as we had hop 
PSAC squad consists of 
freshmen Schmader and 
Sanner, and seniors Moose 
and Preston Mullens. The 
fifth spot is yet to be deter- 
mined by a playoff between 
juniors Mike DeAngelo and 
Justin Cameron. 

'This year we are look- 
ing to rectify that Schmader 
and Sanner have played 
extremely well this fall," 
said LePevre. T am looking 
for them to do the same this 
weekend. Everyone else 
needs to step it up a notch." 
The PSAC Championship 
will be held in Herahey, PA 
at Wren Dale Golf Club on 
October 20-21 



NFL quart erbacks off to interesting start in the 2007 season 

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Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.eclu 

It certainly has been an 
interesting season for NFL 
quarterbacks in 2007. Only 
six weeks into the season, 
and we have already seen 
several records, and several 
quarterbacks, broken. 

Some of the usual sus- 
pects have continued to 
impress while some inexpli- 
cably have struggled. Many 
have fallen to injury and 
some old favorites have 
come back to play like their 
old selves. All that being 
said, here's a look at how 
some of those quarterbacks 



have been doing 

After being 50/50 on 
retirement for about the 
tenth season in row, Brett 
Favre has found some magic 
with a bunch of rookies to 
lead the Packers to a 5-1 
record atop the NFC North. 

In addition to his team's 
success, Favre has added 
some milestones of his own. 
Setting the record for career 
TD passes earlier in the sea- 
son, Favre achieved the 
more dubious distinction of 
most career interceptions 
this past week. 

Everyone who was pre- 
dicting that Tom Brady 
would have a career season 
has been absolutely correct. 
With his stockpile of 



receivers, Brady is leading 
the league in passing yards 
at 1771, just ahead of Favre. 

The Golden Boy is on 
pace to challenge quite a few 
records by the end of this 
year. Besides his personal 
success, he has his Patriots 
off to a perfect 6-0 record. 

Thanks to injuries to 
starter Jake Delhomme and 
backup David Carr, the 
Panthers signed the number 
one overall pick from 1987, 
Vinny Testaverde. 

The decision hasn't 
looked bad thus far as 
Testaverde became the old- 
est starting quarterback in 
NFL history to win a game 
at age 43 last Sunday. 

Team of Destiny favorite 



Arizona has seen their quar- 
terback of the future, Matt 
Leinart, go down for the sea- 
son courtesy of a shoulder 
injury. Never fear 

Cardinals fans because 
Arizona has the poor man's 
Captain Clutch in Kurt 
Warner to step in for him. 
Scratch that, because 
Warner is also out due to 
injury. Thank goodness for 
Tim Rattay. 

Staying with injuries, 
Vince Young appears to be 
the latest victim of the 
Madden curse. After a 
quadriceps injury in the 
Titans 13-10 loss against 
Tampa Bay, Young is being 
listed as day to day. Former 
Panthers and Giants starter 



Kerry Collins will fill in for 
Young until he returns. 

Getting back to Tampa 
Bay, Jeff Garcia is certainly 
doing his best to make 
Philadelphia fans miss him. 
The Eagles and Donovan 
McNabb are struggling to 
stay afloat with a 2-3 record 
in the NFC East, Garcia has 
his Buccaneers sitting atop 
the NFC South at 4-2. 

In Miami, the quarter- 
backing situation has been a 
mess since well before this 
season. In a highly publi- 
cized and rather messy 
affair, the Dolphins did 
everything they could to 
trade Daunte Culpepper 
after acquiring former 
Chiefs quarterback Trent 



Green. 

After a lot of grief on 
both ends, Culpepper was 
finally released before going 
on to sign with Oakland. 
Culpepper has helped the 
Raiders to a 2-3 start, while 
Green is most likely out for 
the year, if not his career 
after suffering a concussion 
earlier this season. 

That is the NFL quar- 
terbacking story thus far for 
2007. Here's to hoping that 
those injured can come back 
healthy, and those healthy 
can stay that way Whoever 
stays on top remains to be 
seen, but if these first six 
weeks are any indication, it 
will be one heck of a ride for 
all involved. 



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Los Angeles Times 



CLEVEUND - For a solid 
hour after Game 3 on 
Monday night, Daisuke 
Matsuzaka remained in his 
Red Sox uniform, sitting at 
his locker, either staring 
straight ahead or covering 
his face with his hand. Yes, 
you could say the Japanese 



right-hander took Boston's 
4-2 loss to Cleveland hard. 

"I feel bad for him," 
reliever Mike Timlin said 
after the game. "I think he's 
putting a little too much 
pressure on himself." 

You think? Matsuzaka 
seems to have carried the 



In two starts against the 
Angels and Indians, 
Matsuzaka has given up 
seven earned runs and 13 



"There's a learning 
process, but he's not foreign 
to pressure situations or 
playoff games," Timlin said 



to snap out of this funk if he 
is to pitch Game 7 if the 
series goes that far. 

"When the time is right, 



tougher to console a team- 
mate such as Matsuzaka? 

"Hey, baseball is base- 
ball, in Japan, Taiwan, 
Korea, South Florida, 
Minnesota, wherever," 
Timlin said. "We speak 
baseball, and we'll have to 



hits in 9 1/3 innings, strik- before Game 4 on Tuesday we'll say something to him '' 

ing out nine and walking "I don't want to think for Timlin said. "I know you 

five, and he failed to finish him or put words in his guys are worried about 

five innings in both gam^s, a mouth, but maybe he's Dice-K. We're not. This is a 

• , , , ,. . no-decision and a loss. His doing too much with his 30-member family here and find a wav'tn nick hTm^m 

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Flag Football Results 

10/15/07 

Click Clack Untouchables 44-25 

FNR We Cant B T 37-22 

Crimson Cr 3 In 3 Out 42-37 

TheGoonies Team Banks 37-34 

Fly Bait Mean Mach 38-34 

If this Halo KSAC 22-15 

Garden Gno Team 3305 37-21 

Your Mom Lock Down 51-26 

mm 

C Invasion That Team 58-14 

Pen Pushers Little Pi^ F 

Click Clack We Cant BT 49-44 

KSAC Team 3305 24-19 

Little Giants TacklinHose 18-13 

Cookies Mon Mc Lovin F 

C Invasion Cookies Mon 53-44 

Lockdown Garden GnomF 

Franchise Lights Out 46-12 

Tennis Tournament Results 
Women's Champ - Megan Parsons 

(picture next week) 
Men's Champ - Smith vs Burda 

10/16/07 Tournamgnt 

Megan Parsons Morgan Welsh 6-0 
Devin Burda Robb Lawrence n/a 

10/11/07 Tournament 
Megan Parsons Sara Hines 6-0 
Mof|an Welsh SSpecht n/a 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural, Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393- 1 667 



Dodgeball Champs-Men 



10/18/07 





Dodgeball Champs- Women 



Men's - "Grit Nasty" 

Brandon Federici, John Dominic, Nick 
Peria, Bobby Huxta, Dustin Watt 

10/16/07 Champ ionship 

Grit Nasty WewantSheetz 2-1 

Semifine! 

WewantSheea HapaHadles 2-1 
Grit Nasty Cincy Bonties 2-0 

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Hapa Hadles 
Grit Nasty 
Cincinnati Bonties 
10/10/7 
Dip and Duck 
We Want Sheetz 
Cincinnati Bonties 



Ranch 44 
4 South 
Pandas 



2-1 
2-0 
2-^ 

ZTA 2-0 

HapaHadles 2-0 
The Pandas 2-0 



Women's - **Dip & Duck" 

Stephanie Estok, Marissa Myers, Lauren 
Stauber. Nicole Lollo, Sammi Overdorff, 
Rachelle Youger 

10/16/07 Championship 

Dip & Duck ZTA 2-0 

HA Dodge & Dive n/a 

Outdoor Soccer Results 

10/15/07 Play-Oft 

Reffner's MomKF Boneheads4-3 OT 



CU Staff 
ZTA 

We Love B 
10/15/07 
Maria Martin 
In your fece 
We Love B 
10/10/07 
Maria Martin 
We Love B 
Ttteeamm2 



Pork Chop II 

10/10/07 

Barbous 
Dunlap 



Barbous 3-3(4-1) 
Double OT Shoot-out' 

Porkchop II F 
Pork Chops 6-2 



Palntbail Trip 

Sunday, Oct 21. Sign-up at the REC 
Center. Cost is $15 per person which 
includes 500 rounds of paint and all 
equipment 

Volleyball Results 

10/16/07 

Yes or No 21-16,24-22 

CU's Finest 21-18,21-12 

AthI Chain 21-13,21-0 

AthlChallll 21-17,21-19 

Wolverines 21-10, 16-21.15-8 
No Names F 

Wolverines 21-13, 11-21,15-9 
CU Staff 21-6,21-17 
Delta Zeta 21-19,21-16 

CLUB SPORT CORNER 

In-Line Hockey Club - Improved their 
record to 3-0 by lambasting Carnegie Mellon 
7-0. Next game 10/18 verses Pitt 
Women's Rugby Club - Lost to Slippery 
Rock 7-29 last Saturday. Home this Saturday 
in a double header verses Erie at noon and 
Ohio Northern at 2pm. 
Men's Rugby Odb - Defeated Robert 
Morris 24-22 last Saturday. Travel to 
Franciscan Saturday. 



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October 18. 2007 



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Volleyball defeats Lock Haven for second time this season 3-1 



improves to ly 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.eclu 

CLARION. Oct 17-Libero, 
Vicky Gentile called it the 
the biggest win of her col- 
lege career when her Golden 
Eagles defeated Lock Haven 
back on September L5. 
Clarion had defeated the 
Bald Eagles for the first 
time since 2002 with a 3-1 
win against them at Thomas 
Field House in Lock Haven. 
On IXiesday night, this time 
in Clarion, the Golden 
Eagles looked to accomplish 
another first since 2002 by 
attempting to sweep the 
Bald Ragles. 

Despite a fierce effort 
from Lock Haven, Clarion 
came out on top again with 
another 3-1 victory against 
the Bald Eagles. Clarion 
won the first game by a 
score of 30-20. After losing 
the second game 30-21, the 
Golden Eagles stormed back 
to win games three and four 
by scores of 30-16 and 30-22 
respectively. 

Senior Sarah Fries led 
the way once again for 
Clarion. Coming off a team- 
leading 14 kill performance 
against Edinboro, Fries led 
all Golden Eagle hitters 
with 20 kills and five service 
aces. 

Christina Steiner added 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team defeated Lock Haven for the second time this season with their 3-1 victory " Tuesday night The 
victory marked the first time since 2002 that Clarion swept the Bald Eagles. (The Clarion Call/iess Lasher) 



18 kills of her own as well as 
three service aces. Also tal- 
lying 11 digs, Steiner is now 
one dig away from becoming 
the third player in school 
history to have 1,000 career 
kills and 1,000 career digs. 

Nicole Andrusz had nine 
kills and two blocks, and 
Gentile picked up 27 digs. 
Setter Kristi Fiorillo had a 
phenomenal all-around 
game of her own, picking up 



four service aces, four kills, 
13 digs, and 54 set assists. 

Freshmen hitter Leeann 
Higginbotham also had a 
nice game, picking up the 
last kill in the Golden 
Eagle's victory. Delighted to 
be the player who got the 
deciding point, 

Higginbotham said, "It felt 
great. You work hard in 
practice to get better, and 
you just have to make the 



most of your opportunity 
when you get it." 

Echoing similar senti- 
ments was head coach 
Jennifer Harrison. "It felt 
great to pick up this win," 
said Harrison. "I think we 
had something to prove. 
Some people thought our 
last win against Lock Haven 
was a fluke, but that was 
definitely not the case 
tonight." 



When last week's 
regional rankings were 
released, Lock Haven was 
ranked third while Clarion 
was ranked fourth. The 
Golden Eagles' eyes are on 
the prize of a PSAC-West 
title, but the ranking did not 
exactly slip their minds. 
"We wanted to prove that we 
were a better team, and I 
think we did that tonight," 
said sophomore Katie 



Aurand. 

When asked about the 
ranking subject Coach 
Harrison said, "We're hop- 
ing for a better ranking with 
the win (against Lock 
Haven), but it really comes 
down to where things finish, 
and also how they end up." 
Clarion improved to 19- 
3 overall with a 5-2 record in 
the PSAC-West. The confer- 
ence win ensures that the 
Golden Eagles will at least 
have a .500 mark in their 
section for the first time 
since 2004. That year's 
Golden Eagle squad finished 
at 6-4 in the PSAC-West. 
With three conference 
games remaining against 
California, lUP, and 
Edinboro, this year's team 
will look to eclipse that 
mark. 

After playing only three 
matches in the last three 
weeks. Clarion will play 
three matches in two days 
this Friday and Saturday 
when they host PSAC-East 
cross-over matches. The 
Golden Eagles will compete 
against Cheyney on Friday- 
before playing Kutztown 
and Millersville Saturday. 
Game time against Cheyney 
is scheduled for 7:15 p.m. 
Clarion's next PSAC-West 
match will be next Tuesday 
at California. That game is 
scheduled for 7 p.m. 



Football jumps out to an early lead but SRU rallies for the win 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion,eciu 

SLIPPERY ROCK, Oct 13- 

On Saturday at N. Kerr 
Thompson Stadium, the 
Golden Eagles got out to an 
early lead, but it was even- 
tually the same old story as 
they fell to Slippery Rock 
41-18. 

The Golden Eagle 
offense played well, as they 
had 383 yards of total 
offense, including 303 pass- 
ing and 80 rushing. The 
defense, however, allowed 
493 yards of total offense, 
including 382 rushing and 
111 passing. 

The Golden Eagles came 
out firing, as Nick Sipes 
kicked a 30-yard field goal 
with 10:16 remaining in the 
first quarter to give Clarion 
a 3-0 lead. Slippery Rock 
then fumbled the ensuing 
kickoff, and Quentyn Brazil 
recovered at the Rock 40. 

Clarion drove down to 
the one, and on fourth and 




The Golden Eagles football team dropped their record to 0-7 with their 41-18 loss at Slippery 
Rock. Clarion will travel to Falrmount State this Saturday Oct. 20 to take on the Fighting Falcons. 
(The Clarion Ca///Archive Photo) 



one. Coach Jay Foster decid- 
ed to go for the touchdown 
and got it on a straight 
handoff to Eddie 

Emmanuel. They missed 



the PAT, but were now out to 
a 9-0 lead with 6:58 remain- 
ing. 

The Rock answered with 
a 6 play, 74-yard drive 



capped by a 23-yard touch- 
down pass from Nate 
Crookshank to Paul Favers, 
to cut the Clarion lead to 9- 
7. The Golden Eagles had a 



response to that drive with 
one of their own. 

They drove from their 
own 42 to the Slippery Rock 
9 before Robert Mamula 
booted a 28-yard field goal 
for a 12-7 lead. After a 74- 
yard drive on their second 
possession, the Rock scored 
again. Ryan Lehmeier 
scored on a 7-yard run with 
10:25 left in the second to 
put the Rock ahead 14-12. 

Slippery Rock was not 
done, unfortunately, as 
Lehmeier scored on his sec- 
ond of four rushing touch- 
downs, a 15-yard sprint, to 
extend the Rock lead to 21- 
12 with 1:42 remaining. 

The third quarter was 
pretty quiet scoring wise, 
until Lehmeier ran 22 yards 
for his third touchdown, 
padding the Rock's lead to 
28-12. Eddie Emmanuel, 
with 58 seconds remaining 
in the third, scored his sec- 
ond touchdown of the game, 
on an 8-yard run, to pull the 
Golden Eagles closer, at 28- 
18, due to the two-point con- 
version failing. 



Just 38 seconds later 
the Rock responded, with a 
32-yard touchdown run by 
qtiElt-terback 2Vato 

Crookshank to pad their 
lead, 35-18. Lehmeier ran 
for an 8-yard touchdown 
run, his fourth of the game, 
to put the Rock ahead 41-18. 

Clarion quarterback 
Tyler Huether, returning 
from his hand injury, went 
23-34 for 303 yards, and 
running back Eddie 
Emmanuel rushed 15 times 
for 37 yards and two touch- 
downs. 

For Slippery Rock, quar- 
terback Nate Crookshank 
completed 10 of 15 passes 
for 111 yards, and running 
back Ryan Lehmeier ran 23 
times for 210 yards, and 
scored four times. 

This coming Saturday, 
Clarion (0-7) travels to 
Fairmont State for a 6 p.m. 
start, while Slippery Rock, 
(6-1), travels to 

Shippensburg for a 1 p.m. 
game time. 



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Second MRSA case confirmed 



Volume 94 Issue 7 



Octooer 25, 2007 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clanon,edu 

CLARION, Oct. 23 - Just 
one week after the first con- 
firmed case of mathicillin- 
resistant staphylococcus 
aureus (MRSA) on the 
Clarion University campus, 
one additional case of MRSA 
has been confirmed. 

After university officials 
were made aware of this 
infection, which is a type of 
staph that is resistant to 
antibiotics, 400 athletes 
were screened and culture 
tests were taken intially 
from 39 athletes that had 
any cuts or open wounds. 

Additionally, 10 stu- 
dents reported to the 
Keeling Health Center and 
were tested last Thursday. 

As of yesterday, more 
than 200 cultures taken and 
sent for testing 

Of the screened stu- 
dents, both confirmed cases 
of MRSA were members of 
the university football team. 

Director of Athletics at 
Clarion University, David 
Katis said he was made 
6iwflre of the first case of 
MRSA by Keeling Health 
Center after the student 
went to the health center for 
medical review. 

The university took 
immediate action upon rec- 
ognizing the contagious 
infection and extensively 
cleaned all athletic facili- 
ties, equipment and resi- 
dence halls with a bleach 
solution. 

Select areas of the 
Student Recreation Center 
and restrooms were also 
cleaned. 

The university contact- 
ed the United States 
Department of Health for 
advice on the matter. 

"The first student had 




Clarion UniVers/ty cleaned several areas across campus, includ- 
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his infection covered and the 
university has made an 
effort to clean every area on 
campus that could have a 
large chance of infecting 
other students," said Vice 
President of University 
Relations Ron Wilshire. 
"Unlike a contained build- 
ing or buildings at a second- 
ary school, it would be 
unlikely if every surface of 
university buildings and 
equipments could be 
cleaned." 

The university hosted a 
special program, "MRSA: 
The Ticking Time Bomb," on 
Monday evening in 
Marwick-Boyd. The pro- 



minute video arid a power 
point presentation entitled, 
"Getting to Know MRSA," 
which was presented by Dr. 
Homer Schreckengost, a 
board certified Family 
Practice Physician and the 
director of the Family 
Practice Residency Program 
at Clarion Hospital. 

The program was open 
to all students and employ- 
ees, and most athletic teams 
were required by their 
coaches to attend. 

"At first we were all 
kind of confused about what 
was going on, but trainers 
and coaches helped us out 
and we were relatively calm 



Tomblin, a freshman mem- 
ber of the soccer team and a 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major. "[At the pro- 
gram] we were informed on 
what MRSA was exactly ... 
we learned what the symp- 
toms were, what it looked 
like and how it is spread 
from open wounds to other 
open wounds through sport- 
ing equipment." 

Since the first confirmed 
case of MRSA, students 
have received several uni- 
versity wide e-mails inform- 
ing them of updates on the 
infection and also precau- 
tionary measures that 
should be taken. 

The MRSA program also 
reiterated the precautions 
that should be taken, not 
just by athletic team mem- 
bers, but all students and 
staff. 

The university recom- 
mends the following to pre- 
vent the spread of MRSA: 

■ Keep your hands clean by 
washing thoroughly with 
soap and water or using an 
alcohol-based hand sanitiz- 
er. 

■ Keep cuts and scrapes 
clean and covered with a 
bandage until healed. 

■ Avoid contact with other 
people's wounds or bandag- 
es. 

■ Avoid sharing personal 
items such as towels or 
razors. 

"It is recommended that 
all students and employees 
with worrisome infections or 
openings in the skin seek 
medical review," according 
to University Relations. 

"This is a developing sit- 
uation and the university 
will review efforts to 
increase education and 
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Clarion Honors Program to host 42ncl annual conference 



Stephanie Desmond 
Clarion Call Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 

Donald Baum 
Clarion Call staff writer 

CLARION, Oct. 24 - 
Clarion University's Honors 
Program will host the 42nd 
annual National Collegiate 
Honors Council (NCHC) 
Conference in Denver, Colo. 
This year's theme is 
"Creative Tensions, 

Challenging Environment" 
and it will be held from Oct. 
31 to Nov. 4. 

"It is a huge deal that 
Clarion is hosting this years 
conference. This gives our 
Honors Program an oppor- 
tunity to get our name out 
there in the national honors 
community," said Chris 
Wike, a junior English 
major. 

The NCHC is an organi- 
zation of over 800 honors 




Logo of the 2007 National Collegiate Honors Council conference, which will be hosted by the 
CUP Honors Program in Denver, Colorado. (The Clarion Call/ Dr Hallie Savage) 



programs and colleges from 
across the nation. 

According to the confer- 
ence program, the 2007 
NCHC conference will be 
focusing on new strands in 
art, fine art and environ- 
mental programs. 

"Clarion's name will 
now be recognized on a 
national basis, which is a 
great achievement for a 
mid-sized Western 

Pennsylvania institution." 
said Lucas Schaeffer, a sen- 
ior international business 
major. 

Dr. Hallie Savage, direc- 
tor of CUP's Honors 
Program, is this year's 
NCHC president. She is also 
this year's conference chair. 
Along with Lynn Hepfl, hon- 
ors program coordinator: Dr. 
Brent Register, honors pro- 
gram assistant director: and 
members of the honors office 
staff. Savage planned and 
coordinated the conference. 
"For the faculty and staff, 
it was a challenge to organ- 



ize the program and confer- 
ence activities," said 
Savage. "For example, we 
observed that arts in honors 
education required develop- 
ment in many undergradu- 
ate programs. Therefore, 
Register took on the chal- 
lenge of designing the 
appropriate forums." 

Savage said the main 
planning for the conference 
was a three-part process. 
First, they sent a call for 
presentation proposals to all 
of the honors programs 
across the country. Second, 
they met to accept which 
proposals would be fea- 
tured. Third, thev arranged 
the program, moderators, 
audio/visual equipment and 
space for each presentation. 

Other duties included 
booking the hotel, finding 
speakers, planning the 
events, and organizing 
meals. 

See "NCHC" 
continued on page 2. 





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Volleyball defeats Lock Haven for second time this season 3-1 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@ciarion,edu 

CLARION. Oct IT-Libero. 
Vicky Ocntik' calk'd it the 
the hitjgi'st win of her col- 
lege career when her Golden 
Eagles defeated Lock Haven 
hack nil September ]."). 
riannn had defeated the 
Bald Eagles for the first 
time since 2002 with a 3-1 
win against them at Thomas 
Field House in Lock Haven. 
On 'l\iesday night, this time 
in Clarion, the Golden 
Eagles looked to accomplish 
another first since 2002 by 
attempting to sweep the 
Bald Eagles. 

Despite a tierce effort 
from Luck Hav(>n. Clarion 
cniiit (lui nil top again with 
another Ml victor\' against 
the Bald Eagles. Clarion 
won the first game by a 
scor(> of aO-20. After losing 
tlu' MTiiiid game ;i()-2]. the 
<;ol(icn Knglcs st<irmed back 
to win games three and four 
by scores of 30-1 (i and 30-22 
respectively. 

Senior Sarah Fries led 
the wny once again for 
Clarion. Coming off a team- 
leading 14 kill performance 
against Kdinboro. Fries led 
all (iolden Eagle hitters 
with 20 kills and five service 
aces, 

Christina Steiner added 




The Golden Eagles volleyball team defeated Lock Haven for the second time this season with their 3-1 victory on Tuesday night The 
victory marked the first time since 2002 that Clarion swept the Bald Eagles. (The Clarion Call/iess Lasher) 



18 kills of her own as well as 
three service aces. Also tal- 
lying 11 digs. Steiner is now- 
one dig away from becoming 
the third player in school 
history to have 1,000 career 
kills and 1,000 career digs. 

Nicole Andrusz had nine 
kills and two blocks, and 
Gentile picked up 27 digs. 
Setter Kristi Fiorillo had a 
phenomenal all-around 
game of her own, picking up 



four service aces, four kills, 
13 digs, and 54 set assists. 

Freshmen hitter Leeann 
Higginbotham also had a 
nice game, picking up the 
last kill in the Golden 
Eagle's victory. Delighted to 
be the player who got the 
deciding point, 

Higginbotham said, "It felt 
great. You work hard in 
practice to get better, and 
you just have to make the 



most of your opportunity 
when you get it." 

Echoing similar senti- 
ments was head coach 
Jennifer Harrison. "It felt 
great to pick up this win," 
said Harrison. "I think we 
had something to prove. 
Some people thought our 
last win against Lock Haven 
was a fluke, but that was 
definitely not the case 
tonight.' 



When last week's 
regional rankings were 
released, Lock Haven was 
ranked third while Clarion 
was ranked fourth. The 
Golden Eagles' eyes are on 
the prize of a PSAC-West 
title, but the ranking did not 
exactly slip their minds. 
"We wanted to prove that we 
were a better team, and I 
think we did that tonight," 
said sophomore Katie 



Aurand. 

When asked about the 
ranking subject Coach 
Harrison said, "We're hop- 
ing for a better ranking with 
the win (against Lock 
Haven), but it really comes 
down to where things finish, 
and also how they end up." 
Clarion improved to 19- 
3 overall with a 5-2 record in 
the PSAC-West. The confer- 
ence win ensures that the 
Golden Eagles will at least 
have a .500 mark in their 
section for the first time 
since 2004. That year's 
Golden Eagle squad finished 
at 6-4 in the PSAC-West. 
With three conference 
games remaining against 
California, lUP, and 
Edinboro, this year's team 
will look to eclipse that 
mark. 

After playing only three 
matches in the last three 
weeks, Clarion will play 
three matches in two days 
this Friday and Saturday 
when they host PSAC-East 
cross-over matches. The 
Golden Eagles will compete 
against Cheyney on Friday 
before playing Kutztown 
and Millersville Saturday. 
Game time against Cheyney 
is scheduled for 7: 15 p.m. 
Clarion's next PSAC-West 
match will be next Tuesday 
at California. That game is 
scheduled for 7 p.m. 



Football jumps out to an early lead but SRU rallies for the win 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion.eclu 

SLIPPERY ROCK. Oct 13- 

On Saturday at N. Kerr 
Thompson Stadium, the 
Golden Eagles got out to an 
early lead, hut it was even- 
tually the same old story as 
they fell to Slipperv Rock 
41-kS. 

The Golden Eagle 
offense played well, as they 
had 383 yards of total 
offense, including 303 pass- 
ing and 80 rushing. The 
defeiis(>. however, allowed 
49:i \ar(ls ol total offense, 
iiicluditig 3S2 rushing and 
! 1 1 passing. 

The Golden Eagles came 
out firing, as Nick Sipes 
kicked a .ill-yard field goal 
with l():!i) remaining in the 
first (luarter to give Clarion 
a M-O lead. Slippery Rock 
then rumbled the ensuing 
kickolT. and (^uentyn Brazil 
I'l'CdM ivd at the Rock 40. 

Clarion drove down to 
th^' line, and on fourth and 




The Golden Eagles football team dropped their record to 0-7 with their 41-18 loss at Slippery 
Rock. Clarion will travel to Fairmount State this Saturday Oct. 20 to take on the Fighting Falcons. 
(The Clarion Ca///Archive Photo) 



one. Coach Jay Foster decid- 
ed to go for the touchdown 
and got it on a straight 
handoff to Eddie 

Emmanuel. They missed 



the PAT, but were now out to 
a 9-0 lead with 6:58 remain- 
ing. 

The Rock answered with 
a 6 play, 74-yard drive 



capped by a 23-yard touch- 
down pass from Nate 
Crookshank to Paul Favers, 
to cut the Clarion lead to 9- 
7. The Golden Eagles had a 



response to that drive with 
one of their own. 

They drove from their 
own 42 to the Slippery Rock 
9 before Robert Mamula 
booted a 28-yard field goal 
for a 12-7 lead. After a 74- 
yard drive on their second 
possession, the Rock scored 
again. Ryan Lehmeier 
scored on a 7-yard run with 
10:25 left in the second to 
put the Rock ahead 14-12. 

Slippery Rock was not 
done, unfortunately, as 
Lehmeier scored on his sec- 
ond of four rushing touch- 
downs, a 15-yard sprint, to 
extend the Rock lead to 21- 
12 with 1:42 remaining. 

The third quarter was 
pretty quiet scoring wise, 
until Lehmeier ran 22 yards 
for his third touchdown, 
padding the Rock's lead to 
28-12. Eddie Emmanuel, 
with 58 seconds remaining 
in the third, scored his sec- 
ond touchdown of the game, 
on an 8-yard run, to pull the 
Golden Eagles closer, at 28- 
18, due to the two-point con- 
version failing. 



Just 38 seconds later 
the Rock responded, with a 
32-yard touchdown run by 
quarterback Nau- 

Crookshank to pad their 
lead, 35-18. Lehmeier ran 
for an 8-yard touchdown 
run, his fourth of the game, 
to put the Rock ahead 41-18. 

Clarion quarterback 
Tyler Huether, returning 
from his hand injury, went 
23-34 for 303 yards, and 
running back Eddie 
Emmanuel rushed 15 times 
for 37 yards and two touch- 
downs. 

For Slippery Rock, quar- 
terback Nate Crookshank 
completed 10 of 15 passes 
for 111 yards, and running 
back Ryan Lehmeier ran 23 
times for 210 yards, and 
scored four times. 

This coming Saturday, 
Clarion (0-7) travels to 
Fairmont State for a 6 p.m. 
start, while Slippery Rock, 
(6-1), travels to 

Shippensburg for a 1 p.m. 
game time. 



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Volume 94 Issue 7 



October 25, 2007 



Second MRSA case confirmed 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_beKoebler@cldrion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 23 -lust 
ont' week after the first con- 
firmed case of mathicillin- 
resistant staphylococcus 
aureus (MRSA) on the 
Clarion University campus, 
one additional case of MRSA 
has been confirmed. 

After university offi(nals 
were made aware of this 
infection, which is a type of 
staph that is resistant to 
antibiotics, 400 athletes 
were screened and culture 
tests were taken intially 
from 39 athletes that had 
any cuts or open wounds. 

Additionally. 10 stu- 
dents reported to the 
Keeling Health Center and 
were tested last Thursday. 

As of yesterday, more 
than 200 cultures taken and 
sent for testing 

Of the screened stu- 
dents, both confirmed cases 
of MRSA were members of 
the university football team. 

Director of Athletics at 
Clarion University, David 
Katis said he was made 
aware of the first case of 
MRSA by Keeling Health 
Center after the student 
went to the health center for 
medical review. 

The university took 
immediate action upon rec- 
ognizing the contagious 
infection and extensively 
cleaned all athletic facili- 
ties, equipment and resi- 
dence halls with a bleach 
solution. 

Select areas of the 
Student Recreation Center 
and restrooms were also 
cleaned. 

The university contact- 
ed the United States 
Department of Health for 
advice on the matter. 

"The first student had 




Clarion University cleaned several areas across campus, includ- 
ing the Tippin locker rooms. (The Clarion Call/ Andy Lander) 



his infection covered and the 
university has made an 
effort to clean every area on 
campus that could have a 
large chance of infecting 
other students," said Vice 
President of University 
Relations Ron Wilshire. 
"Unlike a contained build- 
ing or buildings at a second- 
ary school, it would be 
unlikely if every surface of 
university buildings and 
equipments could be 
cleaned." 

The university hosted a 
special program, "MRSA: 
The Ticking Time Bomb," on 
Monday evening in 
Marwick-Boyd. The pro- 
gram included a nine- 



minute video and a power 
point presentation entitled, 
"Getting to Know MRSA," 
which was presented by Dr. 
Homer Schreckengost, a 
board certified Family 
Practice Physician and the 
director of the Family 
Practice Residency Program 
at Clarion Hospital. 

The program was open 
to all students and employ- 
ees, and most athletic teams 
were required by their 
coaches to attend. 

"At first we were all 
kind of confused about what 
was going on, but trainers 
and coaches helped us out 
and we were relatively calm 
about it," said Kayla 



Tomblin, a freshman mem- 
ber of the soccer team and a 
!iiass media arts and jour- 
nalism major. "lAt the pro- 
gram] we were informed on 
what MRSA was e.xactly ... 
we learned what the symp- 
toms were, what it looked 
like and how it is spread 
from open wounds to other 
open wounds through sport- 
ing equipment." 

Since the first confirmed 
case of MRSA, students 
have received several uni- 
versity wide e-mails inform- 
ing them of updates on the 
infection and also precau- 
tionary measures that 
should be taken. 

The MRSA program also 
reiterated the precautions 
that should be taken, not 
just by athletic team mem- 
bers, but all students and 
staff. 

The university recom- 
mends the following to pre- 
vent the spread of MRSA: 

■ Keep your hands clean by 
washing thoroughly with 
soap and water or using an 
alcohol-based hand sanitiz- 
er, 

■ Keep cuts and scrapes 
clean and covered with a 
bandage until healed. 

■ Avoid contact with other 
people's wounds or bandag- 
es. 

■ Avoid sharing personal 
items such as towels or 
razors. 

"It is recommended that 
all students and employees 
with worrisome infections or 
openings in the skin seek 
medical review," according 
to University Relations. 

"This is a developing sit- 
uation and the university 
will review efforts to 
increase education and 
scheduled cleaning of ath- 
letic facilities," said 
Wilshire. 



Student senate 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s Jmfichard©clarion edu 



CLARION. Oct. 22- 
Student senate approved 
two policy changes per- 
taining to the allocation of 
funding to Recognized 
Student Organizations 
(RSOs) for conferences, 
including a policy change 
requisitioning funds. 

The first policy change 
took effect immediately 
upon being passed by the 
senate in September. The 
change, which is located 
under Appropriations 
Allocations, puts a limit 
onto how many events an 
RSO can request money to 
attend. 

According to the new 
policy, an RSO request 
fon^ng to attend two con- 
ferences. 

The change specifical- 
ly states that, "Each 
organization will be fund- 
ed for no more than two 



RSOs arc iMwrttuI to 
place regio ! ottu v 

local con ft I n their 

submitted hud^'ti at thr 
beginning of the \ear. ' 

The second change 
took ii!, I , on Oct. 15 and 
was an addition to the 
Financial Affair 

This modifuaUiiii cre- 
ated specific guidelines 
that all K80.S must follow 
if they wish to receive 
funding. Aceordiiu^ to tho^ 
policy, "Any request for 
additional allocations 
must l>e submitted at least 
four weeks m advance to 
the Appropriations 

Committee. 

Supplemental, capital, 
and large item capital allo- 
cations are for specific 
purposes not previously 
allocated to the RSO" 

Walsh said that this 
change was a matter of 
convenience for the sen- 
ate. 

"We had people sub- 
mitting requests exactly 
at the original two week 



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in one aQademic year. 

The i Appropriations 
Committee may fund only 
one conference in the ini- 
tial budget for each organ- 
ization in one academic 
year (national conferences 
will not be funded in the 
initial budget). However, 
if throughout the year, 
other conference opportu- 
nities arise, organizations 
can request supplemental 
funds from the student 
senate." 

According to student 
senate parliamentarian 
David Walsh, 'The policy 
change only applifjs to 
national conferences and 



Allocations Comnnttee 
didn't have enough time to 
process all of these 
requests, especially if we 
had to cancel a meeting," 
said Walsh. "This new pol- 
icy just gives them some 
more time to handle all of 
the request.s." 

Approval forms for 
such requests are avail- 
able in the CSA Business 
Office and the Student 
Senate Office. 

Student senate will 
meet every Monday until 
December 3. Their first 
meeting of the Spring 
semester will be Jan. 14, 
2008. 



Clarion Honors Program to host 42nd annual conference 



Stephanie Desmond 

Clarion Call Features Editor 

s_saclesmond@clation.edu 

Donald Baum 
Clarion Call staff Writer 

CLARION, Oct. 24 - 

Clarion University's Honors 
Program will host the 42nd 
annual National Collegiate 
Honors Council (NCHC) 
Conference in Denver, Colo. 
This year's theme is 
"Creative Tensions, 

Challenging p]nvironment" 
and it will be held from Oct. 
31 to Nov. 4. 

"It is a huge deal that 
Clarion is hosting this years 
conference. This gives our 
Honors Program an oppor- 
tunity to get our name out 
there in the national honors 
community," said Chris 
Wike, a junior English 
major. 

The NCHC is an organi- 
zation of over 800 honors 




Logo of the 2007 National Collegiate Honors Council conference, which will be hosted by the 
CUP Honors Program in Denver, Colorado. (The Clarion Call/ Dr Hallie Savage) 



programs and colleges from 
across the nation. 

According to the confer- 
ence program, the 2007 
NCHC conference will be 
focusing on new strands in 
art. fine art and environ- 
mental programs. 

"Clarion's name will 
now be recognized on a 
national basis, which is a 
great achievement for a 
mid-sized Western 

Pennsylvania institution," 
said Lucas Schaeffer, a sen- 
ior international business 
major. 

Dr. Hallie Savage, direc- 
tor of CUP'S Honors 
Program, is this year's 
NCHC president. She is also 
this year's conference chair. 
.Along with Lynn Hepfl. hon- 
ors program coordinator: Dr. 
Brent Register, honors pro- 
gram assistant director: and 
members of the honors office 
staff. Savage planned and 
coordinated the conference. 
"For the faculty and staff. 
it was a challenge to organ- 




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ence activities." said 
Savage. "Fur i'\ani|)lc, we 
observed that arts in honors 
education required develop- 
ment in many undergradu- 
ate jiroiii'anis. Therefore, 
Register look mi the chal- 
lenge of designing the 
appropriate fcn'ums," 

Savage said the main 
planning for the cnnlerenee 
was a three-pai't process. 
First, they sent a call for 
presentation proposals to all 
of the honors programs 
acros.< till ^'lUiitrw Seeniiil, 
the\ met \<, :iirt.|)t which 
proposals would be fea- 
tured. Third, ;hev arranged 
the program, moderators. 
audio/vi-iial equipment and 
space for each presentation. 

Other duties included 
booking the hotel, findin-a 
speakers, planning the 
events, and organizing 
meals. 

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October 25. 2007 



Faculty senate discusses MRSA incident 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson @clarion.edu 

CLARION. Oct. 22 ~ On 
October 22 faculty senate 
met to discuss the recently 
confirmed cases of MRSA. 

"We have screened 500- 
600 people so far," said 
President Joseph 

Grunenwald. 'There were 
two confirmed cases as a 
result of those screenings." 

The first confirmed case 
of MRSA was a Clarion foot- 
ball player that had an 
ingrown hair that didn't 
look normal. That individ- 
ual told a member of the 
coaching staff and then 
sought medical review. 

Since the first confirmed 
case the university has been 
taking safety precautions to 
make sure that this doesn't 
spread any further. They 
have screened every athlete, 
sanitized parts of every 
building such as railings 
that will be touched by 
many people, sent emails to 
warn students and faculty 
and left messages on 



answering machines in fac- 
ulty offices. 

Grunenwald said, "This 
might be an overreaction, 
but this is our first time 
going through this kind of 
situation." 

At the beginning of the 
meeting the Faculty Senate 
president and professor of 
modern languages Dr. 
Elisabeth Donato read the 
newest announcements. 
The announcements includ- 
ed the Study Abroad Fair on 
October 23 in Carlson 
Library, award-winning doc- 
umentary producer Lisa 
Gensheimer will speak at 
the Venango Campus on 
November 1, and Clarion 
University faculty promo- 
tion/tenure will be recog- 
nized on October 23 at the 
annual reception in Carlson 
Library. 

President Grunenwald 
also touched on the perform- 
ance funding that the uni- 
versity received through the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education. The 
university is receiving less 
performance indicator fund- 



ing than expected and less 
performance indicator fund- 
ing than last year. 

"We have twenty to 
twenty five new internation- 
al students this year, and 
that makes up for most of 
the loss," said Grunenwald. 
Grunenwald also 
talked about how college 
courses offered to high 
school students is hurting 
the amount of tuition money 
that the university receives. 
Seniors in high school are 
able to take college courses 
and receive credits a year 
early When college courses 
are taken in high school, 
money is taken away from 
those colleges that the stu- 
dents will attend. 

After the president 
spoke a Student Senate 
representative said that the 
meeting for October 22 was 
cancelled due to the MRSA 
informational meeting. 

Also, she announced 
that the Student Senate will 
be sponsoring the Social 
Equity Dinner on November 
14. 

Professor of Physics, Dr 



Sharon Montgomery was 
the representative for the 
budget committee. She 
announced that her commit- 
tee is meeting with Paul 
Bylaska on November 6 to 
discuss funding. 

Montgomery said, "Most 
of our questions will be 
about the performance indi- 
cator funding." 

Professor of Education, 
Sue Courson of institutional 
resources announced that 
the library subcommittee 
met and set goals. 

The last update came 
from the representative 
from Venango, biology pro- 
fessor, David Lott. 

He announced that 
there were three co-curricu- 
lar activities last week, and 
that there was a good 
turnout for each. Clarion 
University political science 
professor Barry Sweet mod- 
erated one of the activities 
which was a satellite confer- 
ence. 

At the next meeting fac- 
ulty senate will talk about 
the schedule for finals and 
also about the new calendar. 



B[|| would add U.S. funds to fight staph spread 



Delthia Ricks 
Washington Post 

MELVILLE, NY - The ris- 
ing incidence of drug-resist- 
ant staph infections has 
prompted a bipartisan fed- 
eral measure that would 
provide $5 million in emer- 
gency funding to combat a 
potentially lethal agent that 
increasingly is emerging in 
schools, gyms and even day- 
care centers. 

Sen. Charles Schumer, 
D-N.Y., on Wednesday 
called on President Bush to 
remove his threat of a veto 
from a bill that provides 
money for public education 
campaigns aimed at pre- 
venting the spread of methi- 
cillin-resistant 
Staphylococcus aureus 
(MRSA). 



For years, MRSA was a 
threat to people in hospitals 
and nursing homes, but now 
it has moved into communi- 
ties, causing infections 
among otherwise healthy 
people. 

The bacterium thwarts 
methicillin, the bolder 
cousin of penicillin, as well 
as antibiotics in the more 
potent drug family known 
as the cephlasporins. 
MRSA. 

The new bill would pro- 
vide money to fund public 
education campaigns that 
spread the word on preven- 
tion. 

The bill will be consid- 
ered by a joint House and 
Senate conference commit- 
tee before moving to the 
president. 

Last week, a study by 



epidemiologists at the 
Centers for Disease Control 
and Prevention found that 
94,000 people become infect- 
ed with MRSA annually in 
the United States and near- 
ly 19,000 people die of the 
infections. Schumer cited 
more than 50 serious cases 
in the metropolitan area 
since 2005, including one 
reported on Long Island on 
Tuesday. 

A Virginia teen died last 
week of an untreatable 
MRSA infection, and eight 
high school students in New 
Jersey have been diagnosed 
with tough-to-treat MRSA 
infections, Schumer said. 

Schumer said eradicat- 
ing MRSA should be put 
above politics. 

Dr. Bruce Hirsch, a spe- 
cialist in infectious diseases 



at North Shore University 
Hosptial in Manhasset, said 
many people carry staph 
bacteria on their skin and in 
their noses without compli- 
cations. However, the mis- 
use, abuse and overuse of 
antibiotics has created a 
drug-resistant form of the 
bug that cannot be easily 
quelled. 

In people with weak- 
ened immunity or open 
wounds, MRSA can prove 
problematic, Hirsch said, 
because it can be difficult to 
fight. He said the resistant 
organism's prevalence is 
driven by the unnecessary 
use of antibiotics. 

"We can't afford unnec- 
essary antibiotics. We also 
can't afford the complica- 
tions," Hirsch said. 



"NCHC" 

continued from front 
page. 

Many activities and forums 
will take place, including 
several from Clarion stu- 
dents and faculty. 

Presentations include a 
poster session entitled 
"Facilitation of 

International Business 
through State 

Governmental Policy" by 
Schaeffer; a general session 
called "The Impact of 



Honors Programs on 
Undergraduate Academic 
Performance, Retention and 
Graduation" from John 
Cosgrove, Director of 
Institutional Research; a 
session devoted to profes- 
sional etiquette from Jeff 
Gauger, Food Services 
Director of Chartwell's; and 
a faculty performance con- 
cert by Register, titled 
"Songs from Chinese Poets." 
Additional CUP stu- 
dents and faculty members 



are an integral part of the 
conference. Students Joe 
Fiedor, Bryce Davis, 
Kenneth Bonus, Clay Nolan, 
Schaeffer and Wike all will 
serve as conference admin- 
istrators. Dr. Ralph Leary 
Barry McCauliff and David 
Lott will be session modera- 
tors. 

"If I have done my job, 
the conference will run like 
a well built machine. That 
is, the number one factor to 
judge effectiveness is if peo- 



ple have fun, learn and 
leave feeling they invested 
their time wisely," said 
Savage. 

Clarion's Honors 

Program is made of over 190 
students from across cam- 
pus. Fifty freshmen are 
admitted each year. 

"I am really excited to go 
to the NCHC Denver confer- 
ence and get Clarion's name 
out there. Our university 
should be very proud," said 
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■ Oct. 22, at 9:33 p.m., University police were dis- 
patched to Nair Hall for a report of criminal mischief. 
The officer found an elevator that was stuck because 
someone removed the stuffing from a stuff'ed animal 
and put it in the elevator. 

■ Oct. 20, at 12:52 a.m., an unknown actor threw eggs 
at a vehicle while it was driving into Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 19, at 1:02 a.m., Samuel Russell, 19, of Newark, 
DE, was issued a citation for underage consumption of 
alcohol and possession and disorderly conduct. 

■ Oct. 17, at 12:45 a.m., Stephen Andrusky, 19, of 
Mercer, Pa., was charged with criminal mischief, disor- 
derly conduct and a traffic violation on Sept. 27. 

■ Oct. 17, at 1:45 p.m., a report of theft of a watch and 
other small items from a dorm room in Nair Hall was 
given to University Police. 

Oct. 16, a student reported unknown actors entered 
his room at 3:45 p.m. and removed several items in 
Nair Hall. 

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October 25. 2007 



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When did we stop caring? 



Heather Dalby 

s_hldalby@clarion.edu 



I am a frequent reader 
of the C/aWo;i Call. 
Sometimes 1 laugh at the 
comedic articles and some- 
times I find myself question- 
ing what was said, but today 
after reading the Call it 
dawned on me, "Where are 
the articles about politics?" 
Politics, something we 
should all be interested in 
but sadly are not. 

In today's age, young 
America is more interested 
in the latest celebrity 
breakup, Britney Spears' 
failed comeback and subse- 
quent loss of custody of her 
children and the latest mini 
telephone that we can con- 
sistently lose. We sit 
around the lunch table and 
discuss who our friends are 
dating, weekend plans and 
which classes we hate the 
most. 

But 40 years ago things 
were much different, 70 
years ago women weren't 
even allowed in college and 
well over 100 years ago 
African Americans weren't 
even considered humans. 
Why do I bring this up? 
Because somewhere 

between then and now we 
have lost sight of what we 
never should have, the right 
to decide who runs our coun- 
try. 

It is the right of every 
American that is 18 and 
over to cast their vote to 
^etermine who will run the 
fountry for the next four 
years. But sadly young 
America is over it, so to 
speak. Women rarely vote 
anymore and the amount of 
college students that vote is 
in decline. Why? Why after 
so many years of fighting for 
these simple rights have we 
thrown them away? Forty 
years ago students were 
clamoring to their college 
squares to voice their opin- 
ions about the Vietnam War, 




they were willing to take 
bullets if it would get their 
voices heard. They knew 
the danger yet they 
remained because it meant 
so much. Women weren't 
allowed in the work place, 
they may have eventually 
went to college, that is they 
went to an all girls finishing 
school, but they rarely 
became successful in the 
workplace, it was merely a 
place to kill time before they 
eventually settled down, 
married and had children. 

They grew tired of that 
lifestyle and demanded to be 
treated like the opposite 
sex. Martin Luther King 
and Rosa Parks fought for 
what they believed in, that 
African Americans had just 
as many rights as everyone 
else. 

And here we sit, a 
nation of able-bodied young 
Americans who choose to let 
someone else do it and har- 
bor under the impression 
that they don't matter. We 
all matter. Our vote mat- 
ters. We have to become 
more interested in politics: 
we have to become interest- 
ed in current events becau^ 
soon there won't be someone 
else to vote for us. And th^ 
doesn't happen either: no 
one else votes for anyone 
except themselves. 

I sat in a classroom full 
of students ranging from 18 
years of age to 23 years of 
age, the teacher pulled out a 
stack of pictures of random 
celebrities. One by one the 
students yelled out the 
name of the current celebri- 
ty shown until she showed a 
picture of a politician and a 



hush tell over the crowd. No 
one knew who he was, 
except me, as 1 looked at my 
fellow students, whispering 
to one another questions of 
who he was I thought to 
myself, "When did we stop 
caring?" As the teacher 
stood there holding the 
paper I found myself giving 
her the answer, "Al Gore," 
And the student body collec- 
tively said to themselves, 
"Oh". 

When did we stop caring? 
When did it become unsuit- 
able to talk about politics in 
public, when did it become 
unsuitable to talk about pol- 
itics with our friends, our 
parents? 

I blame whoever said it 
was unsuitable for the 
decline in the polls, for the 
young Americans who aban- 
doned the voting boat. 
Young America needs to step 
up, to start becoming inter- 
ested again. Everyday that 
1 walk my campus I wonder 
where the students are who 
are against the war. I won- 
der what would happen if 
we staged an anti-war rally? 
What happened to the musi- 
cians who wrote amazing 
anti-war songs? Did they 
die with the past? If they 
did then why is that music 
so important today, why is it 
so beneficial? Music meant 
something at one point, the 
words held meaning and 
power. Something we're 
lacking today. 

For the first time in 
young America's generation 
we have an interesting line 
up of candidates. We could 
see the first African 
American or female in con- 



trol of the White House. 
Who knows, we could oven 
have a First Gentleman 
instead of a First Lady. For 
the first time there is a can- 
didate who is in extreme 
favor of granting the homo- 
sexuals all of the freedoms 
that everyone else has. Like 
the African Americans and 
females before it has to start 
somewhere. We also have 
candidates who are actually 
for pulling our men and 
women out of the war. 
Young America has the abil- 
ity to see this in their life- 
time but it can't happen 
unless we actually get out 
there and vote. The pri- 
mary election is only 
months away (April 22, 
2008). and the Presidential 
Election is a little more than 
a year away (November 4, 
2008), this is the time to 
start researching the candi- 
dates, to start watching the 
debates on television, to fig- 
ure out who you want to 
vote for. 

We need to take an 
active interest in politics, 
college is the time to start 
defining who we are and 
who we want to become. 
This is the time to start 
breaking away from our 
parents. My advice is sim- 
ple: forget the labels, forget 
liberal, conservative, inde- 
pendent. Start finding out 
which candidate is the best 
in your book. Figure out 
what you want in your life: 
health care, education, and 
taxes. This affects us all. 
Find the candidate that has 
the most of what you want, 
there are none that will 
have 100% but look for the 
ones that you like the most 
based on their politics, and 
once you find them, vote for 
them. 

It doesn't matter what 
party they are for, vote for 
them. Take advantage of 
what has been given to you 
on a silver platter. Our 
ancestors fought so hard for 
us, don't let them down. 




Dear Editor: 

Fear and exaggerated 
threats have been promot- 
ed by unscrupulous lead- 
ers in all fields to achieve 
power, win objectives and 
defeat opponents. 

George Bush constant- 
ly uses fearful warnings of 
imagined future dangers. 
He mentioned Al-Qaeda 95 
times in a July speech in 
Charleston, S.C. He insists 
that threatening terrorists 
and the agonies of 9/11 
endlessly color our 
thoughts. 

Subtle delusions put 
George W in the White 
House and "won" him a so- 
called re-election. Later 



blatant deceitful fears pro- 
duced Bush's "mushroom 
cloud" and repetitious 
claims that Saddam had 
weapons of mass destruc- 
tion. So too were false 
claims that he sought an 
atomic weapon and had 
contributed to the 9/11 hor- 
ror. It took all of these 
frightful lies to give Bush 
the blank check he twisted 
and distorted to "justify" 
his Iraqi war that is false- 
ly pictured as a "war on 
terror." 

Thus Bush and 
Cheney, chicken hawks 
who ducked Vietnam, pose 
as "courageous warriors" 
who wage their war of 
choice to send our children 
off to kill, suffer and die. 

Exaggerated fears 
have followed the war's 
needless beginning. Bush's 
fear mongering pattern 
continues, creating the 
very terrorist fright he 



claims to fight. Sadly it 
wins support for his 
aggressive ends from poor- 
ly informed citizens and 
the inflexible Republicans 
in Congress. 

We are told that leav- 
ing Iraq threatens us with 
terrorists. Bush repeatedly 
says "If we fail there the 
enemy will follow us here." 
Similar to much of what he 
said earlier about Iraq. So 
I guess we are fighting a 
full-scale war in Iran so we 
won't have to fight them 
here. Bush and his believ- 
ers apparently envision 
waves of Al-Qaeda planes 
flying over the Flats and 
bombing Hooters. 

That is fakery say 
intelligence experts, but it 
is the last big argument 
the Bush believers have for 
keeping troops in Iraq. 
Mike McConnell, Director 
of National Intelligence, 
says it is "unlikely that 



intelligence officials con- 
tend that the vast majority 
of fights in the Al-Qaeda 
group are Iraqi. "The 
Washington Spectator 
reported and the 

Washington Post con- 
firmed that the Iraqi 
branch "posed little danger 
to the security of the U.s. 
Homeland. Their hands 
are full battling the Shiite 
majority. They take no 
orders from bin Laden. 
Just because they want us 
out doesn't mean they plan 
to follow us here." Nor 
could they. 

Shameful exaggerated 
fears and lies gave us war, 
deaths, debt and world dis- 
approval. 

Sincerely, 

Kenneth F. Emerick 
retired librarian. Clarion 
University 



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Eiiirial, Mm (« llic Editor aDd Call od 1«u 



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October 25. 2007 



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Halloween's history: old and new traditions 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 

Ghosts, goblins and 
goodies: it's that time of year 
again! Halloween is less 
than a week away and its 
time for Clarion to get in the 
spirit. 

Hsdloween history 

Halloween is the time of 
year that people come 
together in the pursuit of 
being scared. 

Halloween can be traced 
back 2,000 years to the 
Celtics' Samhain festival. 
They believed that on Oct. 
31, the ghosts of those who 
died returned to earth. They 
believed that the presence of 
these ghosts helped the 
Druids, their priests, predict 
the future. 

So the Celtic people 
gathered to burn crops and 
make animal sacrifices to 
commemorate the event. 
They wore costumes made of 
animal heads and skins. 

Today, Americans use 
the day to dress up as other 
people, creatures and 
things. Typically, the chil- 
dren dress up to solicit 
candy from their neighbors 
while adults dress up to 
attend parties or other 
haunted places. 

The trick-ortreating 
and dressing up as we know 
it today dates back hun- 
dreds of years. When the 
ghosts were thought to have 
'come out on Halloween, peo- 
ple wore masks when they 
lleft their homes so the 
ghosts didn't recognize 
them. They would leave 
bowls of food outside to 
make the ghosts happy and 



prevent them from trying to 
come in. 

Today, the idea is that 
families will avoid being the 
victims of "all-hallows eve" 
pranks if they give the chil- 
dren candy Americans now 
spend nearly $7 million on 
Halloween, making it the 
.second largest commercial 
holiday, after Christmas. 

Halloween in Clarion 

There are a number of 
activities going on across 
campus and in the sur- 
rounding area, including 
haunted houses, corn mazes 
and haunted hayrides. 

Cindy Welsh, a leader at 
a Haunted Barn in Corsica, 
said her favorite part of the 
experience is seeing "the 
screamers." 

One of the University's 
biggest activities is the 
annual "Ghost Experience." 
Now in its fourth year, 
the presentation is a bit dif- 
ferent this time around. 
Because of the cold weather 
in the past, the walking tour 
of campus has been ehmi- 
nated. Through speakers 
and multimedia, the cam- 
pus' ghost stories will be 
told in Hart Chapel. 

Dr. Todd Pfannestiel, a 
history professor and advi- 
sor of the History Club, is 
also in talks with paranor- 
mal investigators from 
Northwest Pennsylvania 
Hauntings. He hopes they 
will come and use their 
equipment in Hart Chapel 
prior to the event and pres- 
ent their findings to the 
audience. 

Over the course of two 
nights, the History Club, 
who sponsors the event, 
hopes to see a turn-out like 
they have in past years. 



"it would be grcal to 
sell-out both nights and 
have 900 people attend." 
said Pfannestiel. 

The ghost tours .-tartcil 
when the club was looking 
for something to do m 
October. They were shocked 
at the turnout the first 
(about 250 people), .second 
(400) and third (500) years. 
"It really has taken on a 
life of it's own," said 
Pfannestiel. 

He said that many com- 
munity members come to 
the event and students are 
often interested because it 
involves the residence halls 
they live in. 

The stories told at the 
event include paranormal 
experiences from across 
campus, including Hart 
Chapel, Becht Hall and 
Wilkinson Hall. 

Most of the stories have 
been collected over the years 
since the event started. 
Some came from students, 
alumni and staff when the 
club first decided to hold the 
event. Since then, many 
people have come to 
Pfannestiel to tell their sto- 
ries, either from experience 
or handed down through the 
generations. He said about 
one-third of the stories come 
from actual experiences. 

Once Pfannestiel or the 
club receives a story, they 
check the facts behind them. 
For example, if the story 
involves a fire, the club 
members check old records 
to verify that there was a 
fire at that time. 

"I say 'here's the facts,' 
from that point it's a leap of 
faith," said Pfannestiel. 

As for those who are 
skeptical of his stories, 
Pfannestiel said. "I am too." 




He encourages the audi- 
ence to not take it too seri- 
ously and come for the 
entertainment. 

"1 have to admit. I've 
heard stuff and seen stuff 



that makes me pause and 
think." he said. 

For those interested in 
finding out more about 
ghost stories from Clarion, 
Pfannestiel is interested in 



staitinj4 a group that inves- 
tigates the paranormal his- 
toiy and tales of the univer- 
sity and county. 



Delta Zeta holds mock accident to raise awareness 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarlon.edu 

The sounds of fire 
trucks and ambulances 
could be heard throughout 
the campus of Clarion yes- 
terday at noon as EMTs, 
state troopers and fire fight- 
ers raced to the scene of two 
mangled cars occupied by 
bloody passengers. It sounds 
like the beginning of a hor- 
rific car accident, but in 
actuality, it was Delta Zeta's 
mock car crash. 

The mock accident took 
place to support the 
National Collegiate Alcohol 
Awareness Week (NCAAW). 
The event also is part of 
Delta Zeta's own campaign, 
"I Have a Choice: Educate, 
Encourage and Inspire." All 
158 chapters of the sorority 
will be doing things this 
week to help raise aware- 
ness about drinking and 
driving, and the mock acci- 
dent was the Clarion chap- 
ter's way of contributing. 

This is the second year 
the event has taken place, 
and once again it was head- 
ed by Jamie Bero. Aasisiant 
Director of Campus Lite and 
a volunteer firefighter. 

"We were told that we 
had to do something for 
NCAAW at the National 
Delta Zeta meeting," said 
Bero, "so on the plane ride 
home from Arizona, we 
came up with the idea for a 
mock accident." 

The mock accident was 
put on by nine members of 
Delta Zeta, five firefighters, 



three student firefighters, 
two EMTs, three borough 
policemen, one public safety 
officer and one state trooper. 
"It took a lot of coopera- 
tion from everyone 
involved," said Bero, "Like if 
Clarion Hospital decided 
that they didn't want to be 
involved, we wouldn't have 
had EMTs or any of the 
makeup or medical sup- 
plies." 

The accident was set up 
to look as real as possible. 
Two wrecked cars were set 
up to look as though they 
crashed and the members of 
Delta Zeta were inside the 
cars, adorned with bloody 
makeup to add to the effect 
and make it look as though 
they were seriously injured. 
Then. EMTs and a fire truck 
pulled up and the rescuers 
went to work. 

The girls were given 
blankets and checked on by 
the EMTs as the firefighters 
used the Jaws of Life to pry 
the doors open to get the 
girls out of the car. They 
were then put on stretchers 
and 'put in the back of the 
ambulance. The roof of one 
car was actually pried off in 
order to help the girls get 
out who were stuck in the 
back. 

Terria Dotson, a senior 
elementary and early child- 
hood education major, was 
one of the Delta Zetas taken 
out on a stretcher. 

"Even though it was 
fake, it was still nerve rack- 
ing." said Dotson, "It really 
gives you a reality check of 
everything that could hap- 
pen to you." 

Then, the state troopers 



took the driver of one car 
aside and proceeded to give 
her a field sobriety test. 
First, they had her follow a 
pen with her eyes. Then, 
they had her walk in a 
straight line and finally 
they had her stand on one 
foot. When it was deter- 
mined she was drunk, she 
was cuffed and put into the 
back of a squad car. 

During the mock acci- 
dent, a state trooper walked 
around and explained the 
procedures that the firemen 
and EMTs were doing. He 
also gave some DUI facts 
about Pennsylvania, one of 
which was that over 40,000 
people were arrested last 
year for driving under the 
influence in Pa. 

"As long as I am here 
[we'll hold the mock acci- 
dent]," said Bero. 




Terry Hook, an EMT, comes to "rescue" members of Delta Zeta h their mock car accident. It was 
held as a part of their "I Have a Choice: Educate, Encourage and Inspire" and National Collegiate 
Alcohol Awareness Week. (The Clarion Call/courtesy of Jamie Bero) 



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must fill out a Class Withdrawal form. You can nvi this from thi' Advisinu 
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Pumpkins get a painted 
Halloween makeover 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts®clarion.edu 

Clarion Students got in 
the Halloween spirit by 
painting their own individ- 
ual pumpkins Oct. 22 in the 
Gemmell Multi- Purpose 
Room. 

At least 100 students 
showed up to the event, 
which lasted for 2 hours. 

During the event, people 
used their creativity td 
make their small pumpkin 
unique. With a variety of 
paint colors, people went to 
work to make their own cre- 
ation. Some made scary 
faces, while others made 
scenic cemeteries or haunt- 
ed houses. Most seemed 
happy that using pumpkins 
allowed them to wipe it 
clean and start over if they 
made a mistake. 

Leslie Moyer. a fresh- 
man, said "I wanted to have 
a pumpkin for my room so I 
decided to come. I really 
enjoy the crafts because I 
like to make things and it is 
a great way to socialize," she 
said. "Other students like 
the idea of painting pump- 
kins and it is a great decora- 
tion for Halloween. I like to 




ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 



Kristina Compton, a freshman criminal justice major paints a 
pumpkin at UAB's Craft Series. (The Clarion Call/ Jess Lasher) 

paint and I come to the craft been doing well among stu- 



series often for fun." 

The event is part of 
UAB monthly Craft Series, 
where students get to create 
simple projects, like jewelry 
and picture frames. 

The series was estab- 
lished two years ago by 
Esteban Brown, a senior 
musical theater major and 
the previous UAB Arts com- 
mittee chair. Its purpose is 
to entertain students on 
campus and create simple 
arts and crafts for fun. It's 



dents ever since. 

"It's been successful for 
the past few years. It gives 
people .something to deco- 
rate their dorms and apart- 
ments with," said Andrea 
Berger. the current UAB 
.Arts Committee chair. 

The craft series happens 
on .Mondays once a month 
and is free. In November, 
there will be an art show 
where students have a 
chance to submit their own 
artwork. 




Dear Dr. Eagle, 

My brother recently was in a serious acci- 
dent and needed blood. I've never given blood 
because I'd never really thought about it 
before. What's involved in this procedure? 

Signed, 

Blood Brother 




Philosophy Club enters 
a ''rebuilding year" 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh@clarion.edu 

This year, the 

Philosophy Club is in a 
"rebuilding year." The club 
is doing their best to 
regroup after losing their 
adviser of 11 years, Dr. Jean 
Ramsey and transitioning 
to a new president. Rumsey 
retired at the conclusion of 
the last academic year. 

The club has been 
around at Clarion 
University since the late 
1990s. There are about 20 
members involved with the 
club this year and they are 
hoping for more involve- 
ment so they can reach the 
end of their "growing 
phase." 

Members meet at least 
once a month outside of 



Founder's Hall on the front 
steps. They sit together and 
discuss aspects of philoso- 
phy, like philosophers 
(Plato, Aristotle. C.S. Lewis. 
etc.). modern day ethical 
issues, religious beliefs and 
the members' individual 
opinions. 

"We learn a lot from just 
talking to each other," said 
Ken Bonus, a sophomore 
business management 

major and president of the 
club. 

Students from all 
majors are invited to attend 
meetings. 

"The club is always open 
to new faces with new 
ideas," said Bonus. 

He encourages students 
to stop and listen to what 
the club is talking about if 
they walk by one of their 
meetings. They welcome 
others voicing their opin- 




ions, because they enjoy hs- 
tening to what other people 
have to talk about. The club 
prides itself on being able to 
talk freely with other people 
and they handle conflicts in 
a mature manner. It is a 
place for the students to 
start acting like philoso- 
phers. 

Currently the club is 
trying to schedule communi- 
ty .service and fundraising 
activities. They also are 
thinking about two possible 
trips. 



Dear Blood Brother, 



Often we don't recognize & need until it 
affects us on a personal level. Hopefully this 
information will answer some of your ques- 
tions and encourage you to become a regular 
donor. 

There is no substitute for human blood, it can not be manufactured and can only 
come from donors. Donating blood is completely safe and virtually painless. Although 
60 percent of the U.S. population meets the donor eligibility requirements, only 5 per- 
cent of those people give blood. Donations typically increase after disasters such as a 
hurricane or the 9/11 attacks. However, red blood cells must be used within 
42 days, so even if there is an increased awareness and occasional surge in donations, 
the shelf-life of this product is limited. During the summer months and winter hoh- 
days, there is typically a shortage of donations and thus supply is diminished. 

There is always a need for blood and supplies must be replenished constantly. 
Someone in the U.S. needs blood every two seconds, one out of seven people admitted 
to the hospital will need blood and 38,000 donations are needed every day. Blood is 
transfused to 4 million patients per year and can be broken down into several compo- 
nents. 

Transfusions of whole blood are used for newborns and open heart surgeries. Red 
blood cells replace blood lost from car accidents, trauma and anemia. Platelets pro- 
mote clotting and are used for patients undergoing chemotherapy for cancer, trans- 
plants and sickle cell disease. Plasma aids those with clotting disorders and burn vic- 
tims. So, effectively, one donor's blood could be used for four different individuals! 
However, currently donations are not keeping pace with the demand needed for trans- 
fusions. 

While all eight blood types are needed, donors with type 0-negative are always in 
demand. As the "universal donor" (this type can be used by all people and is often used 
in emergencies before a patient's blood type is known), 0-negative makes up only 7 per- 
cent of the U.S. population. 

As part of the process to determine one's eligibility for donation, a mini-physical is 
performed (including temperature, blood pressure, pulse and red blood cell count 
level). After collection and before it is released for use by others, each unit of donated 
blood undergoes 13 tests to check for 11 infectious diseases. 

Blood cells develop in the bone marrow, seep into the blood in bones and onto the blood 
stream. The body replenishes the donated pint within two months. If a person begins 
donating blood when eligible at 17 and donates every 56 days until age 76, they will 
give 48 gallons of blood and potentially save 1,000 lives! 

Donators are comprised of 50 percent men and 50 percent women. And, interest- 
ingly, 94 percent of blood donors are registered voters. While you're enjoying winter 
break, consider doing something for others. Spend one hour of your month off donating 
blood. It will make you feel good and may help three other people. 

Dv. Eagle is written by Valerie Wonderling of the Keeling Health Center. For more informa- 
tion or to suggest a topic, e-mail her at s_vjwonderli@clarion.edu. 



One of the events is a 
trip to Cook Forest. They 
plan to rent a cabin so the 
members can get away and 
have some fun. 

The other is called 
"Treasures of Greece." Dr. 
Todd Lavin approached the 



group with an idea of a trip 
to Greece. If he gets enough 
students to go, he hopes to 
take a group to Athens for 
nine days to explore and 
learn. 

Lavin is joined by Dr. 
Jamie PhiUips as the 



group's advisers. The other 
officers include Elijah 
Daubenspek, treasurer, and 
Dave Durney, community 
service chair. 




■HI 



Page 4 



THE CLARION CALL 



October 25, 2007 



Feitms 



Halloween's history: old and new traditions 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_saclesmond(acl(,irion.edu 

Ghosts, goblins and 
goodies: it's that time of year 
again! Halloween is less 
than a week away and its 
time for Clarion to get in the 
spirit. 

Halloween history 

Halloween is the time of 
year that people come 
together in the pursuit of 
being scared. 

Halloween can be traced 
back 2,000 years to the 
Celtics" Samhain festival. 
They believed that on Oct. 
31. the ghosts of those who 
died returned to earth. They 
believed that the presence of 
these ghosts helped the 
Druids, their priests, predict 
the future. 

So the Celtic people 
gathered to burn crops and 
make animal sacrifices to 
commemorate the event. 
They wore costumes made of 
animal heads and skins. 

Today. Americans use 
the day to dress up as other 
people, creatures and 
things. IVpically. the chil- 
dren dress up to solicit 
candy from their neighbors 
while adults dress up to 
attend parties or other 
haunted places. 

The trick'or-treating 
and dressing up as we know 
it today dates back hun- 
dreds of years. When the 
ghosts were thought to have 
come out on Halloween, peo- 
ple wore masks when they 
jleft their homes so the 
ghosts didn't recognize 
them. They would leave 
bowls of food outside to 
make the ghosts happy and 



prevent them from tryuig to 
come in. 

Today, the idea is that 
families will avoid being the 
victims of "all-hallows eve" 
pranks if they give the chil- 
dren candy. Americans now 
spend nearly $7 million on 
Halloween, making it the 
second largest commercial 
holiday, after Christmas. 

Halloween in Clarion 

There are a number of 
activities going on across 
campus and in the sur- 
rounding area, including 
haunted houses, corn mazes 
and haunted hayrides. 

Cindy Welsh, a leader at 
a Haunted Barn in Corsica, 
said her favorite part of the 
experience is seeing "the 
screamers." 

One of the University's 
biggest activities is the 
ainuial "Chost Experience." 

Now in its fourth year, 
the presentation is a bit dif- 
ferent this time around. 
Because of the cold weather 
in the past, the walking tour 
of campus has been elimi- 
nated. Through speakers 
and multimedia, the cam- 
pus' ghost stories will be 
told in Hart Chapel. 

Dr. Todd Ffannestiel, a 
history professor and advi- 
.sor of the History Club, is 
also in talks with paranor- 
mal investigators from 
Northwest Pennsylvania 
Hauntings. He hopes they 
will come and use their 
equipment in Hart Chapel 
prior to the event and pres- 
ent their findings to the 
audience. 

Over the course of two 
nights, the History Club, 
who sponsors the event, 
hopes to see a turn-out like 
they have in past years. 



"It would be great to 
iell-out both nights and 
have 900 people attend." 
said Ffannestiel. 

The ghost tours started 
when the club was lodkuiu 
for something to do in 
October. They were shocked 
at the turnout the tirsi 
(about li")!) |)eopU'). siHonil 
(40U) and third (500) years, 

'it really has taken on a 
life of it's own," said 
Bi'aiuiestiel. 

He said that many c<uii 
munity membei's come in 
the event and students arc 
often interested because it 
involves the residence halU 
they live in. 

The stories told at the 
event include paranormal 
experiences from across 
campus, including Hart 
Chapel. Becht Hall and 
Wilkuison Hall. 

Most of the stories have 
been collected over the years 
since the event started. 
Some came from students, 
alumni and staff when the 
club first decided to hold the 
event. Since then. man\ 
people have come to 
Ffannestiel to tell their sto- 
ries, either from experience 
or handed down through the 
generations. He said al)out 
one-third of the stories come 
from actual expei-iences. 

Once Ffannestiel or the 
club receives a story. the>- 
check the facts behind them. 
For example, if the story 
involves a fire, the club 
members check old records 
to verify that there was a 
fire at that time. 

"1 sa> 'here's the facts." 
from that point it's a leap ol 
faith." said Ffannestiel. 

As for those who are 
skeptical of his stories. 
Ffannestiel said. "1 am too." 



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ence to not take it t(j() seri" 
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entertainment. 

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that lnakl'^ nie pause and 
think."" he said. 

For those interested in 
finding out more about 
ghost stories h'om Clai'ion. 



starling a group that inves- 
tigates the paranormal his- 
tory and tales of the univer- 
sit\- and countv. 



heard stufC nnd seen stuff Ffannestiel is interested in 



Delta Zeta holds mock accident to raise awareness 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

The sounds of fire 
trucks and ambulances 
could be heard throughout 
the campus of Clarion yes- 
terday at noon as EMTs, 
state troopers and fire fight- 
ers raced to the scene of two 
mangled cars occupied by 
bloody passengers. It sounds 
like the beginning of a hor- 
rific car accident, but in 
actuality, it was Delta Zeta's 
mock car crash. 

The mock accident took 
place to support the 
National Collegiate Alcohol 
Awareness Week (NCMW). 

The event also is part of 
Delta Zeta's own campaign. 
"I Have a Choice^ Flducate. 
Encourage and Inspire."" All 
158 chapters of the sorority 
will be doing things this 
week to help raise aware- 
ness about drinking and 
driving, and the mock acci- 
dent was the Clarion chap- 
ter's way of contributing. 

This is the second year 
the event has taken place, 
and once again it was head- 
ed by Jamie Bero. A:5sisiant 
Director of Campus Life and 
a volunteer firefighter. 

"We were told tha* we 
had to do something for 
NCAAW at the National 
Delta Zeta meeting," said 
Bero, "so on the plane ride 
home from Arizona, we 
came up with the idea for a 
mock accident." 

The mock accident was 
put on by nine members of 
Delta Zeta. five firefighters. 



three student firefighters, 
two EMTs, three borough 
policemen, one jjublic safety 
officer and one state trooper. 

"It took a lot of coopera- 
tion from everyone 
involved."" said Bero, "[.,ike if 
Clarion Hospital decided 
that they didn"t want to be 
involved, we wouldn"t have 
had EMTs or any of the 
makeup or medical sup- 
plies." 

The accident was set up 
to look as real as possible. 
IVo wrecked cars were set 
up to look as though they 
crashed and the members of 
Delta Zeta were inside the 
cars, adorned with bloody 
makeup to add to the effect 
and make it look as though 
they were seriously injured. 
Then. EMTs and a fire truck 
l^ulled up and the rescuers 
went to work. 

The girls were given 
blankets and checked on by 
the EMTs as the fii'efighters 
used the Jaws of Life to pr\- 
the doors open to get the 
girls out of the car. They 
were then put on stretchers 
and 'put in the back of the 
ambulance. The roof of one 
car was actually pried off in 
order to help the girls get 
out who were stuck in the 
back. 

Terria Dotson, a .senior 
elementary and early child- 
hood education major, was 
one of the Delta Zetas taken 
out on a stretcher. 

"Even though it was 
fake, it was still nerve rack- 
ing." said Dotson, "It really 
gives you a reality check of 
everything that could hap- 
pen to you.'" 

Then, the state troopers 



took the driver of oni' car 
aside and proceeded to give 
her a field sobriety test. 
First, they had her follow a 
pen with her eyes. Then, 
they had her walk in a 
straight line and finally 
they had her stand on one 
foot. When it was deter- 
mined she was drunk, she 
was cuffetl and put into the 
back of a squad car. 

During the mock acci- 
dent, a state trooper walked 
around and explained the 
procedures that the fii'emen 
and EMTs were doing. He 
al.so gave some DUl facts 
about Fennsylvania. one of 
which was that over 40,000 
people were arrested last 
year for driving under the 
influence in Fa. 

"As long as 1 am here 
[we'll hold the mock acci- 
dent]." said Bero. 




Terry Hook, an EMT. comes to "rescue" members of Delta Zeta in their mock car accident. It was 
held as a part of their "I Have a Choice: Educate. Encourage and Inspire" and National Collegiate 
Alcohol Awareness Week. (The Clarion Call/courtesy of Jamie Bero) 



ADVISING INFORMANT 



Have questions about making the iih<-. -., >our educiinm ai Clarion'.' Wf 11 t 

answers! 

xlow long do I have to withdraw from a class'.' What does this entail? 

You have until Oct. 26 (Friday) to withdraw fi'om a class. To do this, you 
must fill out a Class Withdrawal furm. You can get this from the .Advising 
Office. Y(mr advisor must sign it before taking it to the Registrar's Office. 

Here are some things to keep in nimd l)efore withdrawing: 

■ You are only allowed five withdrawals while at Clarion. 

■ Be sure that your remaining credits will not affect your (.'ligil)ility for finan 
cial aid. insurance, athletics, scholarships, etc. Usually you have to be full-time, 
whit'h means having 12 credits. 

■ A class withdrawal will appear as a "W" on your transscript and will not affi 
your GFA. 

Advising Informant is a service of Clai'ion Univt-rsity".-; Advisiing Office. If you have any questimir- vmi wmiK 

mail the office .staff at advising'M'liU'ion.t'du. 




October 25, 2007 



THE CLARION CALL 



Pumpkins get a painted 
Hailoween malceover 



Pages 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

n,)watts®claf ion.edu 

Clarion Sludeiils got in 
the Halloween spirit In 
painting their own indi\iii 
ual pumi)kins Oct. 22 in the 
Cieminell .VIultiFurpose 
Hoom, 

At least 100 students 
showed up to the event, 
which lasted for 2 hours. 

During the event, people 
used their creativity to 
make their small pumpkin 
unique. With a variety of 
paint colors, people went to 
work to make their own cre- 
ation. Some made scary 
faces, while others made 
scenic cemeteries or haunt- 
ed houses. Most seemed 
happy that using pumpkins 
allowed them to wipe it 
clean and start over if they 
made a mistake. 

Leslie Moyer, a fresh- 
man, said "I wanted to have 
a pumpkin for my room so I 
decided to come. I really 
enjoy the crafts because I 
like to make things and it is 
a great way to socialize," she 
said. "Other students like 
the idea of painting pump- 
kins and it is a great decora- 
tion for Halloween. I like to 




Kristina Campion, a freshman criminal justice major paints a 
pumpkin at UAB's Craft Series. (The Clarion Ca///Jess Lasher) 

paint and 1 come to the craft been doing well among stir 
series often for fun. " 

The event is part of 
UAB monthly Craft Series, 
where students get to create 
simple projects, like jewelry 
and picture fi'ames. 

The series was estab- 



dents ever since. 

"It's been successful for 
the past few years. It gives 
p('o|)le something to deco- 
rate their dorms and apart- 
ments with," said .Andrea 
Berger. the current IJ.AB 



lished two years ago by Arts Committee chair. 
Esteban Ih-own, a scmor 
musical theater major and 
the previous L>.\B .Arts com- 
mittee chair. Its pur|)ose is 
to entertain studcMits on 
campus and create sim])le 
arts and crafts for fun. It's 



The craft series happens 
on Mondays once a montlt 
and is free. In November, 
there will be an art show 
where students ha\e a 
chance to submit their own 
artwork. 



Philosophy Club enters 
a "rebuilding year" 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s.gsbandzuhSclarion.edu 

This year, the 

Fhilosophy Club is in a 
"rebuilding year." The club 
is doing their best to 
regroup after losing their 
adviser of 1 1 years. Dr. Jean 
Rumsey. and transitioning 
to a new president. Rumsey 
retired at the conclusion of 
the last aciuU'mic year. 

The club has been 
around at Clarion 

University since the late 
]99()s. There are about 20 
members involved with the 
club this year and they are 
hoping for more involve- 
ment so they can reach the 
end of tlu'ir "growing 
phase," 

Members mi'et at least 
once a month outside of 



Founder's Hall on the front 
steps. They sit together ;ind 
discuss aspects of philoso- 
phy, like philosophers 
(f^lato. .Aristotle, C.S, Lewis. 
etc.). modern day ethical 
issues, religious beliefs and 
tile mombers' individual 
opinions. 

"We learn a lot fi'om just 
talking to each other," said 
Ken l)oiiii>. a sophomore 
business management 

major and president of the 
club. 

Stiuieiu.- from all 
majors are invited to attend 
meetings. 

"The club is always open 
to new faces with new 
ideas," said Bonus, 

He encourages students 
to stop and listen to what 
the club is talking about if 
they walk by (nte of their 
meetings, fhey welcome 
others voicing their o|)in- 



Organization 
Spotlight 



ions, becau.se they enjoy lis- 
tening to what other people 
have to talk about. The club 
prides itself on being able to 
talk freely with other people 
and they handle confiicts in 
a mature manner. It is a 
place for the students to 
start acting like philoso- 
phers. 

Currently the club is 
trying to schedule communi- 
ty service and fundraising 
activities. They also are 
thinking about two possible 
trips. 




u 



Andy Close, Junior 

Mass Media Arts, Journalism and 
Communication Studies 

"My landlord Pearl." 



Chad Micosky, Freshman 
Information Systems 

"Big, hairy spiders." 




Tim Michaels, junior 
Speech Communication 

■,My biggest fear is that one day I will come to 

realize that all I believe to exist is, in fact, just 

an illusion, and nothing I have experienced or 

done has meant diiything. Add needles." 

TT 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Dr. Eagle, 

My brother recently was in a serious acci- 
dent and needed blood, I've never given blood 
because I'd never really thought about it 
before. What's involved in this procedure'.' 

Signed, 

Blood Brother 



Dear Blood Brother. 

Often we don't recognize a need until it 
affects us on a personal level. Hopefully this 
information will answer some of your ques- 
tions and encourage you to become a regular 
donor. 

There is no substitute for human blood, it can not be manufactured and can only 
come from donors. Donating blood is completely safe and virtually painless. Although 
(it) percent of the U.S. population meets the donor eligibility requirements, only 5 per- 
cent of those people give blood. Donations typically increase after disasters such as a 
hurricane or the 9/11 attacks. However, red blood cells must be used within 
42 days, so even if there is an increased awareness and occasional surge in donations, 
the shelf-life of this product is limited. During the summer months and winter holi- 
days, there is typically a shortage of donations and thus supply is diminished. 

There is always a need for blood and supplies must be replenished constantly. 
Someone in the U,S, needs blood every two seconds, one out of seven people admitted 
to the hospital will need blood and 38,000 donations are needed every day. Blood is 
transfused to 4 million patients per year and can be broken down into several compo- 
nents. 

Ti'ansfusions of whole blood are used for newborns and open heart surgeries. Red 
blood cells replace blood lost from car accidents, trauma and anemia. Platelets pro- 
mote clotting and are used for patients undergoing chemotherapy for cancer, trans- 
plants and sickle cell disease. Plasma aids those with clotting disorders and burn vic- 
tims. So, effectively, one donor's blood could be used for four different individuals! 
However, currently donations are not keeping pace with the demand needed for trans- 
fusions. 

While all eight blood types are needed, donors with type Q-negative are always in 
demand. As the "universal donor" (this type can be used by all people and is often used 
in emergencies before a patient's blood type is known), 0-negative makes up only 7 per- 
cent of the U.S. population. 

As part of the process to determine one's eligibility for donation, a mini-physical is 
performed (including temperature, blood pressure, pulse and red blood cell count 
level). After collection and before it is released for use by others, each unit of donated 
blood undergoes 13 tests to check for 11 infectious diseases. 

Blood cells develop in the bone marrow, seep into the blood in bones and onto the blood 
stream. The body replenishes the donated pint within two months. If a person begins 
donating blood when eligible at 17 and donates every 56 days until age 7(3, they will 
give 48 gallons of blood and potentially save 1,000 lives! 

Donators are comprised of 50 percent men and 50 percent women. And, interest- 
ingly, 94 percent of blood donors are registered voters. While you're enjoying winter 
break, consider doing something for others. Spend one hour of your month off donating 
blood. It will make you feel good and may help three other people. 

Dr. E.i^'/e is written by Valerie Wonderlin^ of the Keeling Health Center. For more informa- 
tion or to suggest a topic, e-mail her at s_vjwonderU(i' cIarion.edu. 



One of the events is a 
trip to Cook Forest, They 
l)lan to rent a cabin so the 
members can get away and 
have some fun. 

The other is called 
"Treasures of Greece." Dr. 



group with an idea of a trip 
to Co'eece. If he gets enough 
students to go, he hopes to 
take a group to Athens for 
nine days to explore and 
learn. 

Lavin is joined by Dr. 



group's advisers. The other 
officers include Elijah 
Daubenspek, treasurer, and 
Dave Durney, community 
service chair. 



Todd Lavin approached the Jamie Phillips as the 




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by Sean Montgomery 



Colleen Reilly, Junior 
Elementary Education 

"Ketchup!" 






<^ 



Luke Bobnar, Sophomore 
Biology 

"David Lo Pan from 'Big Trouble in Little 
China' starring Kurt Russell." 



7. 



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Pa g e 6 



Tlffi CLARIOir CALL 



October 25, 2007 



StMimnt 

Second annual Hip-Hop Symposium attracts over 800 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers®clarion edu 



The 2nd Annual Hip- 
Hop Symposium took place 
on Oct. 18 in both the 
Gemmell Multi- Purpose 
Room and Marwick-Fioyd 
Auditorium. 

Hip- Hop: Roots. 

Relevance, Reaction was an 
all day event that was free 
and open to all students and 
the public. 

This years symposium 
had more than 800 atten- 



dees that were given tht 
back story of hip-hop. 

■'They were able to visu- 
ally see and hear different 
perspectives of hip-hop cul- 
ture from artists, producers, 
corporate owners and from 
young people who like hip- 
hop." said Dr. Joanne 
Washington, mass media 
arts, journalism and com- 
munication studies profes- 
sor and one of the organiz- 
ers of the event. 

The day's events began 
with students' poetry read- 
ings and a showing of the 
documentary "HipHop: 



Beyond Beats and Rhymes" 
from 9:30 a.m. to 10:45 a.m. 
This documentary, by Byron 
Hurt, focuses on exploring 
representations of gender 
roles in hip-hop and rap 
music. 

Hurt, a former college 
football player and a long- 
time gender violence pre- 
vention educator, takes a 
look at the masculinity of 
males and the demeaning 
images of women present in 
hip-hop music today in the 
documentary. 

The next session of the 
day was a forum moderated 




Brian Cook (left) and Yolanda "Yo-Yo" Wtiitaker took place in the keynote event of the Hip-Hop 
Symposium at 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 18. The last forum that the two were featured in discussed how 
genders are represented and the portrayal of violence in hip-hop. (The Clarion Call/Jen Poblete) 



by T. Denean Sharpley- 
Whiting at 12:30 p.m. 
Sharpley- Whiting is a pro- 
fessor of African-American 
and Diaspora Studies and 
French at Vanderbilt 
University. She is also the 
author of the book "Pimps 
Up, Ho's Down: Hip-Hop's 
Hold on Young Black 
Women," which also 
addresses gender roles in 
hip-hop music. The forum 
was led by student panehsts 
Tracey Milchick, Paulete 
Ibeka and Amil Cook. 

Following the forum 
was another showing of the 
documentary, "Hip-Hop: 
Beyond Beats and Rhymes" 
from 2 p.m. to 3: 15 p.m. A 
Slam Poetry Workshop was 
then held from 3:30 p.m. to 
4:30 p.m. 

The keynote event of the 
symposium was the final 
session that began at 7:30 
p.m. It was a forum featur- 
ing Brian Cook and Yolanda 
"Yo-Yo" Whitaker. 

Cook is a Clarion 
University graduate and is 
currently a national news 
and sports reporter for the 
American Urban Radio 
Networks. 

Whitaker is a Grammy 
nominated artist and is con- 
sidered to be one of the first 
female rappers. 




From L to R: I Denean Sharpley- Whiting moderates the student 
panelists Amil Cook, Paulette Ibeka and Tracey Milchick for the 
image reality check discussion. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



The forum again focused 
on how genders are repre- 
sented and the portrayal of 
violence in hip-hop music. 
Whitaker also discussed the 
affect hip-hop artists have 
on their audiences. 

Events that took place 
throughout the day included 
a Juried Art Exhibit on the 
first floor of Marwick-Boyd 
as well as a book signing, 
sales and live WCUC radio 
broadcast in Gemmell. 

This year's symposium 
gave students the opporuni- 
ty to take a deeper look into 
the roots of hip-hop and its 
affect of audiences in a more 
interactive format. 

"It was informative and 



entertaining," said junior 
Amy Blank. 

The symposium also 
provided students with an 
opportunity to get more 
involved and gain universi- 
ty co-curricular credit by 
volunteering to help with 
the events. 

Student volunteer Nina 
Gaitaniella said, "It was a 
good opportunity to get 
involved with the university 
and I also learned a lot of 
things about hip-hop cul- 
ture that I did not know 
before." 

A break-out discussion 
session took place on Oct. 22 
at 7 p.m. to wrap-up this 
year's .symposium. 



Open Mic N ight held in Gemmeii Newlv single liead of statp 

John Buffone Bluegras^s and Folk style to Cramer's style was more "^^"■J ^illgl^ IIVCIU Ul atCltC 

ioolcing for good woman 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_jdbuffone@clarion,edu 

Walking into a packed 
Gemmell Ritazza area 
Tuesday night at 8 p.m.. it 
was obviously Open Mic 
Night. 

Open Mic Night is 
where students express 
themselves and show off 
their talents in front of a 
group of enthusiastic sup- 
porters. 

Each artist gets 15 min- 
utes to perform whatever 
they like to a large group of 
on-lookers. The night con- 
sisted of many different gen- 
res, styles and interests that 
kept the event fresh. 

The evening started off 
with Eric Nebel's fervent 
singing along with an album 
by Disturbed and was fol- 
lowed by the well harmoniz- 
ing trio, Derv. 

The night took a lot of 
different turns as time went 
on. From Fred Theiss's 



Bluegrass and Folk style to 
the laid-back and self 
assured acoustic manner of 
Spencer Marshall, Open Mic 
Night had it all. 

Poppy and crowd involv- 
ing band. Misleading 
Manderson lead by talented 
guitarist. Mike Anderson, 
pleased the audience with 
favorites such as "What's 
My Age Again?" by Blink 
182 and "My Own Worst 
Enemy" by Lit. Devin 
Burda's performed his own 
version of Usher's "You 
Remind Me." Burda showed 
exceptional stage presence 
which complimented his on- 
the-mark vocals. 

The night wasn't all 
musical talent though. Two 
poets took the stage to 
express themselves through 
written words. The very 
open and sometimes graphic 
Ylynne Baskervie read her 
poems with passion and con- 
fidence before a very tuned 
in audience. Mason Cramer 
also read poetry later on in 
the night. 



Cramer's style was more 
humorous but was still pre 
sented in a well-prepared 
and professional manner. 
Cramer also promoted his 
newly put together poetry 
book that he's selling for 
"whatever the consumer 
thinks it's worth." Both 
poets did a very good job at 
delivering their material 
and were clearly a hit with 
the spectators. 

Overall, Open Mic Night 
was a most enjoyable time 
where students come 
together to show off their 
abilities. 

With a very comfortable 
and friendly atmosphere, 
everyone should be a part of 
Open Mic Night at least 
once in their college career. 
Even if you aren't perform- 
ing, just check out the local 
talent and appreciate all the 
gifted entertainers that 
Clarion University has to 
offer. 



Elisabeth Donate 
Department of Modern 
Languages & Cultures 



"The Roclcy Horror Picture Show" 




Dr. Frankenfurter (Jonathan Sherbine) struts his stuff for Brad (Dominic DeAngelo) and Janet 
(Tara Haupt) for the shadow casting of -The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Tuesday night in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



Unless you have been 
living in a cave for the past 
week or so (and I am aware 
that most college students 
sort of do), you must know 
by now that French 
President Nicolas Sarkozy 
and his wife Cecilia have hit 
"Splitsville," and officially 
announced their divorce this 
on Oct. 18. This is some- 
thing that has not happened 
to a French head of state 
since Napoleon had canned 
the barren Josephine for the 
fertile Marie-Louise back in 
1809. 

That marriage had been 
a sham for quite a while, 
and I don't even know why 
Sarko and Cecilia even 
bothered to "reconcile" 
about a year ago. As you 
may or may not know, 
Cecilia had left Sarko for 
another man (Richard 
Attias, the Director of 
Publicis Events) from about 
May to the end of December 
2005. During the same peri- 
od, Sarko had allegedly had 
a relationship with Anne 
Fulda, a journalist for the 
right wing French daily, Le 
Figaro. According to an arti- 
cle published in Le Monde 
on Oct. 19, while he was 
desperately trying to woo 
his wife back to him, he was 
also commissioning opinion 
polls to find out if a divorced 
pohtician could be elected 
president (his presidential 
campaign was in full swing 
at the time). 

In an "exclusive" inter- 
view published by the 
French daily L'Est 
Republicain on Oct. 19, 
Cecilia claims that she had 
returned to her husband to 
try to rebuild something and 
that, as a couple, she and 
Sarko had tried to get over 
their marital crisis, but had 



not succeeded to do so 

Ceciha also claimed 
repeatedly (and still does) 
that she did not want to live 
in the public eye. In a May 
5, 2005 interview for the 
French Magazine Tele Star, 
she had said: "I do not see 
myself as a 'first lady' That 
role bores me. I am not polit- 
ically correct. I go around in 
jeans, camouflage pants, or 
cowboy boots. I do not fit the 
mold." 

Those remarks about 
her thorough dislike of 
being in the public eye and 
on divorcing her husband 
because she wants to live "in 
the shade," away from the 
spotlight, seems to be in 
contradiction with the enor- 
mous amount of media 
attention that this woman 
had managed to muster over 
the past year or so, and with 
her quasi pathological need 
to hobnob among the rich 
and famous. To quote Le 
Monde ("Nicolas Sarkozy, a 
I'Elysee sans Cecilia" 
["Nicolas Sarkozy, at the 
Elysee Palace without 
Ceciha"], 10/19/07): 

"She has, however, 
given, for a long time, this 
image of herself as one of 
those modern courtisans, 
living her life in the foot- 
path of very different men 
who had in common that 
they were always rich and 
always in the limelight." 

Heck, we cannot forget 
either that, back in 1984. 
she had married "the most 
famous man in France" - 
the comedian and TV per- 
sonality Jacques Martin, 
who passed away just a few 
weeks ago at the age of 74 
(he was considerably older 
than she was when they 
were married - she will turn 
50 on Nov. 12.) They had 
actually been married by 
Sarko himself, who was 
then mayor of Neuilly-sur- 
Seine. an affluent suburb of 
Paris. It is supposedly then 
that he had fallen madlv in 



love with Cecilia, and they 
were an item less than five 
short years later (they never 
married until Sarko's 
divorce from his first wife 
was finahzed, in 1996.) 

Do the French care 
about the demise of Sarko 
and Cecilia's marriage? I am 
not sure, but I would say 
that they probably don't ■ 
except for the momentary, 
and somewhat sadistic 
pleasure that they may 
derive from reading the 
inevitable juicy gossip 
columns published on their 
President's divorce in 
France's best tabloids, or the 
more heady analyses of the 
failure of the Sarkozys' very 
public marriage in more 
high brow publications like 
Le Monde or Le Nouvel 
Observateur. 

However, the fact that 
Sarko and Cecilia's divorce 
was announced at a time 
when France was being 
rocked by another wave of 
strikes and social unrest did 
not fail to be noticed by 
some. Annick Lepetit, the 
Socialist Party's national 
secretary, said in a commu- 
nique: 

"When rumors about the 
separation of Cecilia and 
Nicolas Sarkozy have been 
flying for the past six days, 
the Elysee Palace has cho- 
sen this Thursday, a day of 
strong social mobilization, 
to make the information 
official. We will leave it to 
the French people to judge if 
it's only a simple coinci- 
dence." 

I can only wish the best 
to both Sarko and Cecilia in 
their future private lives. I 
still don't care for him. 
though, and I keep on won- 
dering how any woman 
could ever be attracted to 
that man - a megalomaniac 
who is about as good-looking 
as a bulldog 

(Donato is a native of 
Lille, in northern France.) 



October 25, 2007 



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"Across the Universe" was 
both exceptional and weird 



Ainbei Slockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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"Across the Universe" 
Columbia Pictures 
Rating; 3/5 



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"Across the Universe" is 
a musical portrayal of the 
19()0s era. It entwines a love 
story and a revolution, all 
explained by popular 
Heath's' songs that defined 
that time. It's a powerful, 
emotional, musical that v ill 
captivate and astound view- 
ers. 

.Judc {-lim Sturgess) is a 
dock worker in Liverpool. 
Kngland. who punches the 
clock everyday wondering 
aboui his estranged father 
who lives in America. 
Eventually, he decides to 
embark on a journey to find 
his lather, and takes off for 
the I'mtcd States, with 
nothiiig. 

lie arrives in 

Connei'ticut only to find out 
his father never knew about 
him. :ind certainly didn't 
I' ; .< any interest in ever 
knowiiir him. With no 



his lite. fJude runs into free- 
spirit Max (Joe Anderson), 
and they immediately 
become inseparable. 

Max and Jude decide 
Connecticut isn't the place 
for their brilliant young 
minds, arid take off for New 
York City, the Big Apple, 
with no specific plans in 
mind. Luckily, they stumble 
into landlady Sadie (Dana 
Fuchis) who is just as free 
spirited as they are, and 
agrees to let them rent an 
apartment from her This is 
the beginning of the two 
boys developing a unique 
family, as strangers from 
random places Prudence 
(T.V Carpi vo) and JoJo 
(Martin Luther) wander in, 
and join them in their jour- 
ney through the early 60s. 

Lucy (Evan Rachael 
Wood) is the lady of the 
story, she is Max's sister and 
comes to New York to join 
her brother, as she mourns 
the death of her high school 
sweetheart who died in the 
Vietnam chaos. She quickly 
falls in love with Jude and 
joins the gang, as they all 
enjoy being young, restless, 
in love and having New York 
City in the palm of their 
hands. For awhile life was 
beautiful, there was no 
responsibility, no specific 
plan of action, and no one to 
answer to. 

The story completely 
changes as the gang is split 
up, Max is drafted into the 
war, Lucy joins the anti-war 
activists and Jude becomes 
a miserable hermit. Each of 
the characters begin to go 
into their own different 




grow into completely differ- 
ent people, and change with 
the times. 

I'm giving this movie 3 
leaves. The beginning and 
ending were exceptional, 
enabling audience members 
to get a powerful feel of 
what the 60s were like, and 
what it meant for everyone. 
Towards the middle of the 
movie things seemed to 
become somewhat weird 
and twisted at times, there 
were some parts that just 
were completely random 
and confusing. 

As characters become 
involved in the drug related 
part of the 60s, the scenes in 
the movie become more and 
more strange. There are a 
lot of vibrant colors, distort 
ed images and weird events. 
I wasn't quite sure what 
they stood for or why they 
were included. It took away 
from the overall purpose of 
the movie for a good portion 
of the movie, which is why I 
rated this film a little lower. 
I would definitely sug- 
gest renting it when it 
comes out, that way you can 
see the great parts, and 
maybe skip over the 
stranger ones. 



wliere to go at this point in directions, forcing them to 

Paramore is my new obsession 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s.sedent@clarion.edu 




"Riot!" 
Paramore 
Rating: 5/5 



The name Paramore has 
I)een throw !i ;u'()und in my 
life for the past couple of 
weeks hy numerous friends 
1)1" mine. It wasn't until 
I'ecentjv that 1 actually sat 
down and i^'ave the band a 
chance, and hoy am I glad 
that I did. 

Yhis past weekend, my 
hoylViend uploaded a couple 
new allunns onto my iPod 
ndcuihnu' SInny Toy Guns. 
The Ro(l<ei .Summer and 
last hut cerfanily not least, 
Pai'ainoi'e, 

1 think 1 must have a 
prohleni with these hands 
thiit 'liavi' uirls as .singers. 
Ala.\ lie il - hectiii.se I ran 
rehtle mot) tii the lyrics 
hecau;-.!' ilie\- ai'e written for 
woiiKMi to siiiii a^ opposed to 
sinii; ahont women. 

I will first and foremost 
^ddre^^ niv new favorite 
snnij "Misery Husiness." Yes. 
1 r< ai;/e I nat this is the new 
radii' hit and what not. but I 
(liHii i aie. There are a few 
liiH- tliat made me fall 



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!v in love with this .song. 
"Seduul rliances they 
don't people never 

ehanir , -;„ . a whore you're 
noiliin;^ more, I'm sorry 
thai II |i' , . I I hantie." 



Those two lines are pret- 
ty much the only reason as 
to why I fell in love with 
Paramore. They are just so 
brutally honest. Overall, the 
song is about how she had a 
thing for this guy and a girl 
took him away from her. 
Then the girl broke up with 
him and she got him back. 

Lead vocalist Hayley 
Williams wrote this about a 
friend she knew that she felt 
was being manipulated by a 
girl. 

Yet another great line 
that she uses: "I watched his 
wildest dreams come true/ 
Not one of them involving 
you." Th&t part made me 
laugh out loud, although not 
as hard as the first one. 

I'll be honest, it's not the 
most creative storylihe for a 
song, but the way that she 
handles it makes it great. 

Another Bong that I am 
a big fan of it "For a 
Pessimist, I'm Pretty 
Optimistic." 

It's basically a relation- 
ship gone bad song. 

"Why don't you stand 
up, be a man about it?/ 
Fight with your bare hands 
about it now." 

Since I have informed 
you of a few songs, I thought 
I should tell you a little 
more about the band. 
Paramore formed in 
Franklin, Tenn. and consists 
of Williams, lead guitar and 
backing vocalist Josh Farro, 
bass guitarist Jeremy 
Davis, Zac Farro on drums 
and Taylor York on rhythm 
guitar for their tour York 
replaced Hunter Lamb, who 
left the band earlier this 
year to get married. 

"Riot!" was released on 
June 12, then "Misery 
Business" was released as 
the first single on June 2L 

Just recently on Oct. 11, 
"crushcrushcrush" was 
released as Paramore's sec- 
ond song off of "Riot!" 

With lines like, "Cause 
I'd rather waste my life pre- 




tending/ Then have to forget 
you for one whole minute," 
"crushcrushcrush" was a 
great choice as a second 
release. Not to mention the 
chorus, which is probably 
the most catchy part of the 
entire song. 

"Nothing compares to a 
quiet evening alone/ Just 
the one, two I was just 
counting on/ That never 
happens/ 1 guess I'm dream- 
ing again/ Let's be more 
than this." 

All in all, I think that 
Paramore's unique sound is 
what is making them such a 
hit in the U.S. I think that 
Williams' voice is mesmeriz- 
ing. It's one of those voices 
that you never get sick of. 
Her melody is so perfect for 
the type of music that she 
sings. 

Other good songs 
include "Hallelujah," "We 
Are Broken" and "Let the 
Flames Begin." Actually, 
every song on the entire 
album is amazing and I can 
listen to it over and over 
again without thinking 
twice about it. I can't really 
say one song is better than 
the other, with the exception 
of "Misery Business" 
because I just think that it 
is one of greatest songs I 
have heard this month. 

Don't worry, next month 
I will have a whole new 
obsession. I recommend 
Paramore to everyone. I also 
recommend the two bands I 
listed earlier in the article^ 
Shiny Toy Guns and The 
Rocket Summer 



A career se strong It survived ''Catwoman" 



Gina Piccalo 

Los Angeles Times 

Halle Berry breezed into 
the hotel restaurant beam- 
ing, her hair long and loose, 
her pregnant belly barely 
hidden under a snug black 
jersey dress, her glamour 
muted but still compelling 
enough to hush the jaded 
Four Seasons crowd and 
befuddle the waiter 

She joked easily, but a 
bit self-consciously, about 
her pregnancy weight and 
her abundant bosom and 
wondered aloud how hard it 
would be as a diabetic and 
at 41 to regain her famous 
figure after the baby. In that 
instant. Berry was just 
another anxious, first-time 
mom-to-be. But that candor 
gracefully gave way to the 
comfortable self-possession 
of one of Hollywood's high- 
est-paid actors, reportedly 
earning $14 million per pic- 
ture. On this Monday morn- 
ing, the eve of the L.A. pre- 
miere of her new film 
"Things We Lost in the 
Fire," Berry wasn't keen on 
girl talk. 

She was, however, eager 
to defend the detour into 
commercial and critical dis- 
appointments her career 
took after she earned an 
Oscar in 2002 for "Monster's 
Ball," from the horror film 
"Gothika" to her turn as 
"Catwoman." It was all part 
of her strategic plan, she 
said. 

"After 'Monster's Ball,' I 
really wanted to go in a dif- 
ferent direction," said Berry, 
her expression open and 
accessible. "Sometimes 
those things work really 
well. Sometimes they don't. 
But as a person, and as an 
actor, it worked well for me. 
I tried new things. I took 
risks. I faced certain fears. 
You don't win big by just 
making mediocre choices." 

Berry said she still bat- 
tles anxiety the day a film 
opens though. Usually, she 
said, she knocks back a cou- 
ple of cocktails to take the 
edge off the box-office antic- 
ipation - a crutch she obvi- 
ously c^n't employ while 
pregnant. The reality check 
doesn't come until two 
weeks later, she said, when 
she makes a point of walk- 
ing the streets to see what 
regular folks have to say 
about her film. 

"You have no real way of 



knowing until you go out in 
the world," she said. "People 
have the feeling that they 
can tell nu' what they like 
and what they didn't like. 
They'll come up and say. 
'Don't make movies like that 
anymore.' I get that a lot." 

"Things We Lost in the 
Fire," however, represents 
Berry's return to smaller, 
more earnest filmmaking, a 
project where "nobody's get- 
ting big paychecks" and 
there's no "diva stuff." 

"You're there because 
you love the material, you 
love what you do," she said. 
Berry plays Audrey a 
mother of two whose idyllic 
life is shattered when her 
husband (David Duchovny) 
is killed trying to rescue ;i 
woman from her violent 
husband. In her desperation 
and grief. Audrey forges a 
deep and unusual bond with 
his close friend, Jerry, a 
lawyerturned-heroin addict 
played by Benicio Del Toro, 
an actor with whom Berry 
had long wanted to work. 

The dynamic between 
their characters is layered 
and complicated, much like 
it might be in real life. And 
the film's rawness and hope- 
ful ending drew Berry to the 
role- from the moment she 
read Allan Loeb's script, 
long before Oscar-nominat- 
ed Danish director Susanne 
Bier was attached to the 
project. 

"It scared me to death, 
and usually, when that hap- 
pens, I'm like a moth to a 
flame," Berry said. "And it 
was something I haven't 
experienced in my own life, 
this kind of loss, the devas- 
tation of losing someone so 
close to you, so sudden, so 
tragically. That scared me, 
and I thought this would be 
an interesting challenge for 
me as an artist. But also as 
a human being." 

Bier, who favors inti- 
mate material that often 
grapples wiv.h familial 
issues, bonded with Berry 
over her insistence that the 
film avoid sentimentality. 
Instead, Bier said, they 
asked themselves^ "How 
much of a love story is it? 
How close can they get? 
When is that point where 
you actually realize that you 
love somebody?" 

"It was pretty firm in 
the script," Bier said. "But it 
was also very clear that that 
process has to be done little 
by little throughout the 



entire shooting. The devel- 
opment of that character 
was such a nuanced, such a 
sensitive thing." 

To prepare for the role, 
Berry read Joan Didion's 
Pulitzer Prize-winning 
niem.oir "The Year of 
Magical Thinking," about 
Didion's own struggle to 
recover from the sudden 
death of her husband, John 
Gregory Dunne. Berry also 
studied grief psychology. 
And then, she just drew on 
her own experiences with 
personal tragedy. 

"When you go through 
tragedy ... you never go back 
to the way you were," Berry 
said. "You don't go back to 
the same thing. You're forev- 
er changed. But it doesn't 
mean your life can't be as 
good. Or even better" 

As Berry and Bier dis- 
sected the themes of "Things 
We Lost in the Fire," the 
subject of unconditional love 
surfaced. Bier was explain- 
ing that Berry's character, 
Audrey, expressed her grief 
by lashing out at her chil- 
dren, a scene she felt 
revealed the true depth of 
love she felt for them. 

"Where love is not 
unconditional," Bier said, 
"you sort of restrain yourself 
and force yourself into some 
sort of unnatural pattern of 
feeling." 

Berry picked up the 
thought. 

"Because you have the 
feeling you're being judged 
for what you're doing," the 
actress said, with sentiment 
that seemed to echo her own 
experience. "And love might 
be taken away if you're less 
than perfect. If it's real love, 
even if it's in relationships 
with friends, you can be 
your real self because you 
know that the love isn't 
going anywhere." 

Berry has maintained 
her sense of humor about 
the response to some of her 
roles. When she earned the 
2005 Razzie for worst 
actress for "Catwoman," 
Berry accepted the award in 
person. 

"To be at the top," she 
said at the time, "you must 
experience rock-bottom." 

Berry makes no apolo- 
gies for her choices now. 

"I'm not the actor who's 
always going to give you the 
dramatic performances one 
after the other," she said. 
"That's not where I creative- 
ly live." 




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Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

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CLARION. Oct. 23 - In case 
you had not noticed, the 
Golden Eagle volleyball 
team ia having quite a sea- 
son. Recently picking up 
their school-record seventh 
consecutive 20-win season, 
Clarion is currently looking 
for their first PSAC playoff 
berth since 2004. 

There have been several 
key players, many of them 
returning from last season 
for the Golden Eagles dur- 
ing their march towards the 
playoffs. However, there 
has been one key new addi- 
tion that is not heralded as 
much. No, it is not a Golden 
Eagle player, but rather 
their coach. 

Coming from Maryland 
where she was previously 
an assistant with the 
University of Maryland- 
Baltimore County, Jennifer 
Harrison was named head 
coach for the Golden Eagle 
volleyball team last 
February. When asked why 
she wanted to come to 
Clarion, she said, "I truly 
enjoyed the small town 
atmosphere. It's a great 
place to raise a family while 
having a somewhat normal 
family life." 

Replacing interim coach 
Jodi Burns who had 
replaced Tracy Fluharty the 
previous season, Harrison 
became the third head coach 
for the volleyball team in 
the past three seasons. 

The continual coaching 
changes had shown on the 



Dt'spite winning 20 games 
each of the two seasons 
before Harrison's arrival. 
Clarion only had four sec- 
tion wins to show for its 
efforts. As Christina 
Steiner noted in response to 
the coaching changes, "We 
had had a lot of different 
coaches, so that was defi- 
nitely hard for us." 

With her new style of 
coaching though, Harrison 
has assuaged any doubts 
that her senior class may 
have had. "She's changed 
things for the better. She's 
made a huge impact, and it 
shows on the court," said 
outside hitter Sarah Fries. 

Fellow senior Vicky 
Gentile echoed similar sen- 
timents saying, "I think she 
(Harrison) has impacted us 
a lot. I've learned so much 
from her in a year." 

Besides improving the 
returning volleyball players. 
Coach Harrison was instru- 
mental in recruiting some 
key Golden Eagle pieces for 
the future. At the forefront 
of her recruiting efforts are 
middle hitters Sarah 
Sheffield and Nicole 
Andrusz. Going into their 
game against California on 
Tuesday, Andrusz and 
Sheffield were fourth and 
fifth respectively in kills for 
the Golden Eagles while 
also being first and second 
in blocks. 

In addition. Golden 
Eagle fans were given 
another look at the future of 
Golden Eagle volleyball last 
Friday Oct. 19 against 
Cheyney. Opting to give her 
starters the night off, 
Harrison used some of her 



setter Dani Hughes and out- 
side hitter Amanda 
Stefanov. The result was a 
3-0 win against the Owls. 

Asked about her recruit- 
ing efforts, Harrison said, "I 
feel that thus far, we are 
attracting the type of ath- 
lete that will help us in the 
future." 

On her younger players, 
she said, "Of course with 
having four underclassmen 
lAndrusz, Sheffield, Leeann 
Higgin-botham, and Katie 
Aurandl getting significant 
playing time Ithis seasonl, 
this will help them step into 
leadership roles next sea- 
son." 

Despite the early suc- 
cess of the team, Harrison 
realizes they have a long 
way to go but believes they 
can get there. 

"My goal is to be at the 
top of the PSAC. I think 
that this is a realistic goal I 
and with the current suc- 
cess of our team, recruiting 
obviously becomes an easier 
process," said Harrison. 

If the current Golden 
Eagle campaign is any indi- 
cation, then Clarion volley- 
ball fans have a lot to look 
forward to in the coming 
seasons. 

The Golden Eagles suf- 
fered a setback in their play- 
off hopes with a loss at 
California 3-0 Tuesday 
night. With the loss, the 
Golden Eagles are now 22-4 
with a 5-3 record in the 
PSAC-West. Clarion lost for 
the first time since Oct. 2. 
The Golden Eagles will next 
be in action Friday Oct. 26 
against Barton. Game time 
is at 7. 



Soccer shutout for seventh straight game 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

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CLARION, Oct 20 - The 
Golden Eagles soccer team 
traveled to PSAC-West divi- 
sion leader Slippery Rock (7- 
1-1, 14-3-1) this past 
Thursday hoping to turn 
their luck around, but fell 2- 
0. The loss was the sixth 
consecutive shutout against 
the Golden Eagles. 

Meghan McGrath 

opened the scoring in the 
23rd minute off of a feed 
from Jaimi Wilson. It didn't 
take long for the Pride to 
score again. Danielle 
Cooper scored just six min- 
utes later off of a pass from 
teammate Courtney Hoover. 

Clarion was held to only 
two shots in the first half, 
ending the game with 12. 
Rachael Schmitz led the 



team with three shots. 
Caitlin Borden and Gina 
Shero each added two. 

Slippery Rock had 25 of 
their own shots, with 13 
coming in the first half. 
Cooper led the way with 
five, followed closely by 
McGrath who had four. Five 
more players had two shots 
each. Only four of Slippery 
Rock's 17 players were held 
without a shot. 

Following the disap- 
pointing loss to Slippery 
Rock, the Golden Eagles 
returned home to take on 
cross-division rival Bloom- 
sburg (7-5-4). The game 
ended in a M tie after two 
overtime periods. The tie 
gave Clarion an overall 
record of 4-10-3 

Clarion fell behind in 
the 18th minute when 
Ashley Brucker directed a 
shot into the back of the net. 
It wasn't until the 54th 



minute that Clarion tied it 
up. 

Borden notched her first 
goal of the season on a head- 
er into the corner. The goal 
was the first time since 
Sept. 30 that the Golden 
Eagles have scored a goal. 

Bloomsburg had a total 
of 20 shots on goal, nine in 
the first two halves and one 
in each overtime. Kelly 
Modes lead the Huskies 
with six shots. Brucker and 
Kelsey Stoka each had three 
shots. 

The Golden Eagles had 
put up 13 shots of their own. 
Schmitz and Alyssa Jacobs 
had a team high three shots 
each. Chelsea Wolff and 
Hillary Deiter each added 
twoof their own. 

Clarion wraps up its 
season Friday Oct. 26 at 
home against the 

Shippensburg Raiders (7-11) 
in a cross-division game. 



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Torre's tenure over in New York 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

As of right now, it seems 
99.9 percent certain that 
Joe Torre will not return to 
manage the New York 
Yankees next season. After 
12 seasons in the Bronx, 
Torre opted not to accept the 
Yankees one year contract 
offer to return to manage 
the team for the 2008 sea- 
son. According to various 
reports, the Yankees offered 
Torre a contract valued 
somewhere in the $5 million 
range, with the possibility to 
earn another $3 million in 
performance incentives. 



Love him or hate him, 
Joe Torre brought success 
back to a Yankee franchise 
that had not tasted it for 
quite some time. In his 
twelve seasons on the job, 
Torre led the Yankees to the 
playoffs for 12 straight sea- 
sons, 10 American League 
East championships, and 
four World Series wins in six 
appearances. Torre's first 
World Series win in 1996 
was the Yankees first since 
1978. 

Any way you look at it, 
Torre's long stay in New 
York is a rarity these days in 
professional baseball. 

Looking around through the 
major leagues, only six man- 
agers have been with their 



respective teams for at least 
five years: St. Louis's Tony 
LaRussa, Atlanta's Bobby 
Cox, Anaheim's Mike 
Scioscia, Colorado's Clint 
Hurdle, Cleveland's Eric 
Wedge and Milwaukee's 
Ned Yost. 

Besides Cox, who has 22 
seasons in Atlanta, and 
LaRussa, who will be going 
into his 13th season with 
the Cardinals, no other 
manager comes close to 
matching Torre in tenure 
and none even close to his 
results. 

The combined four titles 
of LaRussa, Cox and 
Scioscia can only match 
Torre's total championships. 

Torre's run of success. 



CLARION, Oct. 23 - The 
Clarion University cross 
country team led by senior 
Erin Richard is looking for- 
ward to the 2007 PSAC 
Championships Saturday 
Oct. 27 at Kutztown. 

"We are excited that the 
championship season is 
here," Clarion's second-year 
head coach Jayson Resch 
said. "This is what we have 
been training for all season. 
Based on how much we have 
continued to improve 
through the season and how 
hard the team has worked 
in current training, our goal 
for Saturday is to place in 
the top five." 

fflK>?d«' to achieve our 
goal of a top five finish, we 
will have to race well as a 
team," Resch said. "Our 
number two through num- 




ber five runners will have to 
run as a pack working 
together to beat their oppo- 
nents." 

Richardj Clarion's num- 
ber one runner, is expected 
to contend for a PSAC title 
this year after missing last 
year's championship with 
an injury. She returned for 
the cross country Regionals 
a year ago earning All- 
Region honors with an Uth- 
place finish and then had 
one of the best track season 
in school history. 

She was a three-time 
Ail-American in 2O07 taking 
seventh in the indoor 5,000, 
fourth in the outdoor 10,000 
and third in the outdoor 
5,000 while winning three 
PSAC Championships 
(indoor Mile, outdoor 3,000 
m^ 5,0^0) and was named 

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Field and Cross Country 
Association East Region 
Women's Indoor Track 
Athlete of the Year and the 
PSAC Outdoor Women's 



while not unique to the 
Yankee franchise, is unique 
in baseball. In a sporting 
world where dynasties are 
becoming rarer and rarer, 
the Yankees once again set 
themselves above the rest of 
the baseball world. 

To understand just how 
special their four World 
Series victories in five years 
actually is, consider this. 
Since 1990, the Blue Jays 
and Marlins are the only 




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other teams besides the 
Yankees to have won multi- 
ple World Series. Both 
teams won two titles in that 
span, and the Blue Jays did 
it in consecutive years. 

Despite all the success, 
the Yankees appear ready 
for life without Joe Torre. 
Former Florida Marlins 
manager Joe Girardi has 
already interviewed for the 
job. Don Mattingly is also in 
the mix and according to 



TVack Athlete of the Year. 

"Erin's individual goal is 
to win the PSAC champi- 
onship," Resch said. "After 
missing last year's race, she 
is very focused on racing 
well this year. She has 
worked tremendously hard 
since the fall of last year, 
and she spent a lot of time 
this summer working on her 
strength in order to be more 
prepared for this portion of 
the season. She truly is the 
leader of the team and is 
prepared to accomplish her 
goals." 

Resch also believes that 
a pair of juniors, Molly 
Smathers and Caitlin Palko, 
could finish in the top 20. 

"Molly and Caitlin both 
have an excellent chance to 
place in the top 20 and earn 
All-PSAC honors [which go 
to the top 20 runnerslj' 
Resch said. 'They will work 
together to try and win the 
award." 

See "CROSS COUN- 
TRY" on page 10. 

ESPN he is considered the 
front runner. ESPN's 
Buster Olney has reported 
that the Yankees may 
announce their next manag- 
er as early as this Friday 

There is no telling how 
much of an impact a new 
manager will have on the 
Yankees. One thing is for 
certain, whoever follows 
Joe Torre will have one very 
hard act to follow. 



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Corin and Devin Rombach finding success together in doubles 



Eric Bowser 

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CLARION. Oct. 23 - Corin 
and Devin Rombach have 
been around the game oi 
tennis since before they 
could even hold a racquet. 
Now the two sisters are the 
Golden Eagles number one 
doubles team and competed 
together in the PSAC 
Individual Championships, 
Oct. 6 and 7. 

Corin, a senior and 
Devin, a sophomore, com- 
piled a 7-2 doubles record 
this season. In the PSAC 
Championships they lost 9- 
8, (9-7) in the tiebreaker, to 
Marie Kostaris and Rose 
Conwell of West Chester. 

The two didn't get a 
chance to play together com- 
petitively much before this 
season but have been mak- 
ing the most of their chance. 




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The Rombacli sisters, Conn and Devin, are pictured above after 
their first doubles victory together against East Stroudsburg. 
They won their match 8-2 helping the Golden Eagles to a 5-4 vic- 
tory. fPhoto Courtesy of Lori Sabatose) 



"In high school you can 
only play singles or doubles 
but not both." said Corin, 
who played singles at 
Prattsburgh Central High 
School in Prattsburgh, NY. 
"So it's been really exciting 



this year to get that chance 
finally, because 1 always 
thought that we could be a 
strong team." 

It didn't take the 
Rombach sisters long to find 
success either. Thev won 



Football drops to 0-8 with tough 
21-14 loss at Fairmont State 



their first match of the sea- 
son, against East 
Stroudsburg's Shana Morris 
and Amanda Rutt in 
Bloomsburg, 8-2. That win 
helped the Golden Eagles 
beat East Stroudsburg 5-4 
and set the tone for a 4-2 fall 
season. 

Even though the two 
never got much competitive 
playing time together, all 
the practicing together 
through the years has 
helped Corin and Devin get 
a great understanding for 
each other's game. 

"I can always tell what 
she is going to do next," said 
Devin, who transferred to 
Clarion this year and is 
playing tennis at the colle- 
giate level for the first time. 
"We are definitely at an 
advantage because we have 
always played together. We 
both know the other's game 
by heart. This alone gives us 
great on-court chemistry, 



not to mention the fact that 
we are best friends." 

"I could probably close 
my eyes pre-shot and tell 
you what Devin is going to 
do with the ball and where 
she's going to be," said 
Corin. 

The two also know 
exactly how to push each 
other's buttons and get one 
another motivated at key 
times. 

"What's great about 
being sisters is that they 
know what gets each other 
going or what to say to 
pump each other up," said 
Lori Sabatose, Clarion 
University Tennis Coach. 
'They get along so well on 
and off the court." 

Corin, the elder of the 
two sisters, also enjoyed sin- 
gles success this season. She 
held the Golden Eagles 
number one singles position 
and advanced to the second 
round of the singles tourna- 



ment at the PSAC 
Championships. 

Corin said that playing 
with her sister and their 
aggressive mindset while 
playing together has helped 
her singles game as well. 
She also believes that Devin 
will be able to become a 
dominant singles player as 
well. 

"With Devin it's all 
about realizing how good 
she really is," said Corin. 
"As soon as she comes to 
terms with that, she can 
give any top player in the 
conference a run for their 
money. She's going to be 
dangerous and I can't wait 
to see it." 

For now, the two are just 
enjoying their success 
together in doubles. 

"Being able to play with 
Cori at this level is definite- 
ly the highlight of my 
career," said Devin. 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion.edu 

FAIRMONT, Oct. 20 - On 
Saturday night at Duvall" 
Rosier Field, the Golden 
Eagles endured their most 
distressing loss of the sea- 
son, losing to Fairmont 
State 21-14. This loss 
dropped Clarion to 0-8 with 
only three games remain- 
ing. 

With 11:29 remaining in 
the first quarter, Fairmont 
quarterback Vic Bradford 
rushed for 12 yards and a 
touchdown to put the 
Falcons ahead 7-0. 

With 2^07 remaining. 
Clarion responded when 
quarterback Tyler Huether 
threw a 29-yard strike to 
Pierre Odom for a game- 
tying touchdown. 

Just before halftime the 
Golden Eagles scored again, 
when Eddie Emmanuel ran 
27 yards for a touchdown 
advancing the Clarion lead 
to 14-7 heading into the 
intermission. 

With just over a minute 
remaining in the third, 
Fairmont running back 
Doug Brazill ran for a one- 
yard touchdown, but the 
PAT was missed, so the 
Golden Eagles remained in 
the lead, 14-13. 

In the fourth quarter, 
Fairmont had a third down 
and 26 at its own four, but 



Brazill rushed for 21 yards, 
which brought up a fourth 
and five. On the ensuing 
punt. Clarion was penahzed 
for having twelve men on 
the field, giving the Falcons 
a first down. 

Brazill then had a 56- 
yard run all the way down 
to the Golden Eagle one- 
yard hne. 

On the next play, 
Bradford ran for one yard 
and the touchdown, on what 
turned out to be the game- 
winning score. The Falcons 
converted the two-point con- 
version, to take a 21-14 lead 
over the Golden Eagles with 
7:39 remaining. 

Clarion dominated vir- 
tually every offensive cate- 
gory. The Golden Eagles 
had 435 yards of total 
offense, including 230 pass- 
ing yards and 205 rushing 
yards. The Falcons had 361 
yards of offense, including 
281 rushing yards and 80 
passing yards. 

Clarion converted 23 
first downs, compared to 
Fairmont State's 20. 
Huether completed 17 of his 
38 passes for 230 yards and 
a touchdown, while 
Bradford went 3-11 for 80 
yards, but rushed for two 
touchdowns. 

Emmanuel rushed 15 
times for 103 yards and a 
touchdown, while the 
Falcons', Brazill rushed 33 
times for 219 yards and a 



touchdown. 

Odom also caught six 
passes for 77 yards and a 
score. 

However, the Golden 
Eagles continuously shot 
themselves in the foot on 
Saturday night, committing 
15 penalties for 140 yards, 
including the huge too many 
men on the field penalty on 
what turned out to be the 
game-winning drive. 

The Golden Eagles will 
try once again, to get their 
first win of the season this 
coming Saturday when they 
host visiting lUP on 
Saturday at 1 p.m. 



"CROSS COUNTRY" 
from page 9. 

Palko, who was 53rd at 
last year's PSAC's, is com- 
ing off a solid track season 
that saw her qualify for both 
the indoor and outdoor 
PSAC Championships in the 
5,000 placing 14th indoors 
and 11th outdoors, while 
Smathers is a transfer to 
Clarion this year who hadn't 
run cross country since high 
school. 

Junior Kate 

Ehrensberger gives Clarion 
some added experience at 
the PSAC's having fmidied 
49th last season, while 
sophomores Suzanne 

Schwerer and Lisa Nickel 
and freshmen Kate 
Reinhart, Annmarie Clifford 
and Rachel Slade will all be 



running in their first PSAC 
championship race. 

"This team has worked 
very hard throughout the 
year," Reach said. "They are 
a very dedicated group of 
student-athletes who per- 
form well in competition 
and in the classroom. I'm 
very proud of this team, and 
I believe they are prepared 
to have a great race this 
weekend." 

Clarion will be back in 
action Nov. 3 at the NCAA 
Regional meet at Lock 
Haven. Clarion had one of 
the best seasons in school 
history ih 5002 Wh^ it ftn- 
iabed third at PSAC'a, sec- 
ond at Regionals and 20th 
in the na^n under lonr 
time head coach Pat 
Mooney. 

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All-PSAC runner was 
Melissa Terwilliger, who 
was ninth in 2004. 
Terwilliger has the highest 
finish in schrol history as 
well with a third-place end- 
ing in 2003. 

In addition to her on the 
track and course accom- 
plishments last season, 
Richard was also a 2007 
third-team ESPN The 
Magazine Women's Track 
and Field/Cross Country 
Academic All-America, a 
2007 first-team District 2 
College Division ESPN The 
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CUP debate team hosts tournament 




Volume 94 Issue B 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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CLARION, Oct. 30 - Mary 
Washington College 

emerged victorious in all 
three categories at the 
debate tournament Clarion 
hosted this past weekend. 

The tournament fea- 
tured approximately 40 
teams from 12 schools and 
was the first to be hosted by 
Clarion University since the 
American Debate 

Association National 

Tournament in 2001. 

Competition began 
Friday at 3:30 p.m. with 
venues in Still Hall, 
Founders Hall and Stevens 
Hall. 

The first day consisted 
of preliminary debates in all 
three levels of collegiate 
debate, novice, junior varsi- 
ty and varsity. 

The national topic for 
debate teams was The U.S. 
federal government's con- 
structive engagement with 
the governments of one or 
more of the following: Iran, 
Syria, Lebanon, 

Afghanistan, or Palestinian 
Authority, and its offer 
should include a security 
guarantee or a substantial 
increase in foreign assis- 
tance. 

A panel of judges award- 
ed points to individual 
speakers based on their per- 
formances which deter- 
mined the outcome of the 
debates. 

Two additional rounds 
took place later that 




Associate professor of mass media arts and journalism and communication studies and coach of the CUP debate team, Jim Lyie 
worked with the University to organize the tournament which he hopes will be an annual event. (The Clarion Call/Sean Montgomery) 



evening, where the last two 
rounds of preliminaries 
were conducted Saturday 
morning at 8:30 a.m. 

An awards banquet was 
held Saturday evening with 
scheduled remarks from 
Clarion University 

President Joseph 

Grunenwald. 

Awards were given to 
individual speakers who 
performed well in the pre- 
liminary rounds. The final 
rounds took place Sunday at 
8 a.m. and concluded with 



Mary Washington College of 
•Virginia winning all three 
categories. 

Mary Washington 

College placed four teams in 
the novice round, one in the 
junior varsity round and one 
in the varsity round. All of 
these teams went undefeat- 
ed once in the elimination 
round and were only elimi- 
nated when forced to go up 
against each other, resulting 
in an automatic win for the 
team with a higher seed 
ranking. 



Other finalist teams includ- 
ed: one team from Liberty 
College and three teams 
from George Mason 
University in the novice 
level, one team each from 
John Carroll University, 
University of Rochester and 
Wayne State University in 
the junior varsity level, and 
two teams from Wayne 
State University, one team 
from Boston College, one 
team from Liberty 
University and one team 
from University of 



Pittsburgh in the varsity 
level. Colleges participating 
in the tournament included 
the following: Capital 
University, James Madison 
University, Methodist 

University and West 
Virginia University. 

The Clarion debate 
team did participate in the 
debates but was not actually 
judged because they hosted 
the tournament. 

See "DEBATE" 
continued on page 2. 



Military Science 110 new senate allocates funds 
aiternative to HP 111 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lelictivar@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 30- Clarion 
University will be offering 
an alternative to HP 111 
beginning Spring '08. 

HP HI is mandatory for 
all students to fulfill general 
education requirements. 

Students will now have 
the option of taking Military 
Science 110 in the fall or 112 
in the spring. 

These courses are 
taught through the ROTC 
program however they are 
open to all students and 
require no commitment to 
join the military. 

First Liutenant (LT) 
Lawrence Fagen, Assistant 
Professor of Military 
Science said that these 
courses cover concepts of 
health such as first aid, 
nutrition, physical fitness 
and stress management. 

"Due to the fact that this 
course covers areas such as 
stress management, physi- 
cal fitness, and especially 
first aid, this makes it a 
very fitting course for a col- 
lege level," said elementary 
education and special edu- 
cation major and junior. 



Danielle DiPerna. "We went 
over most of the basics that 
are covered in a general 
health class in high school, 
so I think this course sounds 
like a great opportunity for 
CUP students." 

In addition, students 
enrolled in this course will 
be required to do physical 
training and will have an 
opportunity to take a lab 
that will get them out of the 
classroom and give them 
hands on experience. 

Senior mass media arts 
and journalism major, Ben 
Elliot said he beheves that 
the health courses are very 
valuable at the collegiate 
level. 

"I think any way that we 
can promote health and 
wellness is good, whether 
that be through education or 
excercise," Elliot said. 

The lab does not have to 
be taken in order to receive 
credit as an HP requirement 
but all students enrolled in 
MS 110 or 112 are welcome 
to take it. 

If a student elects to 
take the course but not the 
lab, LT Lawrence Fagen 
assures that they can be 
written into the course so 
that the lab will not be 
included in their schedule. 



Students taking this 
course can attend either 
Monday or Wednesday from 
9-9:50 a.m. and will have 
physical training every 
Wednesday from 7-7:50 a.m. 

The lab will take place 
every Tuesday. 

LT Lawrence Fagen 
encourages students to not 
shy away from this course 
just because it is military 
related. 

"The only requirement 
is the willingness to learn," 
Fagen said. "We will meet 
you where you are." 

The ROTC program is 
an elective and trains stu- 
dents for leadership posi- 
tions in the Army. National 
Guard or Reserves. 

The university offers 
basic courses for freshmen 
and sophomores and 
advanced courses for juniors 
and seniors. 

Students can try out the 
program during their fresh- 
men or sophomore years 
and do not have to make a 
commitment until their jun- 
ior year. 

The ROTC program pro- 
vides opportunities for full 
academic scholarships and 
the ability to hold a job out- 
side of ones service to the 
military. 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJeerickson@clarion.edu 

The student senate met to 
discuss new allocations and 
upcoming events. 

The main topic of discus- 
sion was the new proposed 
allocations. The first alloca- 
tion was the Anthropology 
Club, which is taking a trip 
to Washington D.C. for the 
American Anthological 
Association Conference. 
The organization was 
requesting additional funds 
hotel and transportation 
costs. The organization was 
allocated $797 with a 20-0-0 
vote. 

Interhall Council was 
the next allocation topic. 
They are going to a confer- 
ence at Bowling Green. The 
conference deals with show- 
ing what Interhall Council 
has done and how they can 
compare to other councils in 
the country. In previous 
years at the conference 
Clarion has won regional 
awards for events such as 
Hall Olympics. The club 
also asked for assistance 
with paying for transporta- 
tion and hotel and received 
$1,244 with a 19-0-1. 

The National 

Communications 
Association (NCA) request- 
ed funds to go to the 
National Communications 



Association conference in 
Chicago. 

Last year the club went 
to the conference in San 
Antonio. The five executive 
board members are going to 
the conference and they 
asked for help with trans- 
portation and hotel costs 
and received $2527 with a 
19-0-1 vote. 

The final allocation was 
for the student senate exec- 
utive board. They are going 
to a conference in Dallas 
and received $3852 with a 
18-0-2 vote. 

"At this conference we 
will listen to different things 
concerning government, and 
we vdll try to use this infor- 
mation to improve our stu- 
dent senate," said student 
senate treasurer and 
Human Resources and 
Management major. 

Heather Puhalla. 

In the president's report, 
molecular biology/pre-med 
major Dustin McElhattan 
said the senate was in casu- 
al attire for the meeting 
because the senators had 
donated $83 to the Save 
Darfur charity 

Normally the senate 
wears business attire, but 
they gave money for charity 
so they could dress casually. 

See "SENATE" 
continued on page 2. 



November 1, 2007 



News 
Briefs 



■ A Promotion and 
Tenure Recognition 
Reception was held to 
honor the following facul- 
ty who received tenure 
and promotion this year: 
Marylyn Harhai, full pro- 
fessor: Todd Lavin, full 
professor; Marilouise 
Michel, full professor! 
Kevin Stemmler, full pro- 
fessor; Henry Alviani, 
associate professor; 
Debbie Ciesielka, associ- 
ate professor and tenure; 
Andrew Lingwall, associ- 
ate professor; Laurie 
Occhipinti, associate pro- 
fessor; Ishmael Doku, 
tenure; Melissa Downes, 
tenure; Kathleen Murphy, 
tenure; Uraina Pack, 
tenure; Brenda Ponsford, 
tenure; and Yun Shao, 
tenure. 

■ Eleven Clarion 
University students pro- 
duced a three-minute 
video, "Film Blanc," that 
will be entered in the 

2007 Insomnia Film 
Fesitval sponsored by 
Apple Inc, which can be 
voted on by visiting 
http://edcommunity.apple. 
com/insomnia_fall07/item 
.php?itemID=1306. 

■ CUP is now accepting 
applications for the 2007- 

2008 Clarion University 
International Scholar 
Awards and will accept 
applications until 
Thursday, Nov. 15. 

■ Clarion University was 
the recipient of a 
"Partnership Award for 
Innovative Energy 
Solutions," for the recent 
implementation of innvo- 
vative energy systems uti- 
lizing natural gas technol- 
ogy. 

■ The Clarion University 
Show Choir will perform a 
free concert on Friday, 
Nov. 2 at 7:30 p.m. in 
Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. 

■ Clarion University will 
host the 13th Annual 
Equity Week starting on 
Nov. 12-14, which will fea- 
ture keynote speaker, 
Farooka Guahari. 

■ Assistant professor of 
art at Clarion University, 
Melissa Kuntz, will have 
her paintings displayed as 
part of the Emission 
Theory showcase at La 
Vie in Lawrenceville, Pa., 
from Nov. 3 to Dec. 2. 

■Professors of Education, 
Greg Goodman, Marilyn 
Howe and Patricia 
Kolencik presented a 
round table session 
entitled "Teacher 

Effectiveness, Educational 
Reform, and Student 
Achievement" at the 36th 
annual Teacher Education 
Assembly in October, 



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November 1. 2007 



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Tlffi CLAHION CALL 



October 25. 2007 



lews 



Google in talks to equip cellphones with software 



Washington Post 

WASHINGTON -Google is 
in late stages of talks with 
various wireless carriers, 
including Sprint, Nextel 
and T-Mobile. about equip- 
ping cellphones with new 
software designed by the 
Internet giant, according to 
three people familiar with 
the discussions. 

It is one of several ven- 
tures Google is making into 
the wireless market as it 
tries to expand its Internet- 
advertising empire to cell- 
phones. 

In addition to forging 
partnerships with wireless 
carriers, Google is also talk- 
ing to software developers 
and handset makers, these 
people said. 

Official agreements 
could be reached during the 
next two weeks. 

Customizing handsets 
with a Google-powered oper- 
ating system would rewrite 
the traditional wireless 
business model. 

Today's wireless carri- 
ers and handset manufac- 
turers largely determine 
which applications con- 
sumers can access with 
their cellphones. 

Google aims to loosen 
those restraints by introduc- 
ing its own system that 
would be compatible with 
third-party features and 
services. 

In other words, software 
companies could design new 
features to work with 
Google's software. 

Opening up wireless 
networks has been Google's 
top agenda in Washington. 
It successfully lobbied the 
Federal Communications 
Commission to apply open- 
access rules to a major auc- 
tion of wireless spectrum. 



The move was hotly 
protested by the top two 
wireless carriers, AT&T and 
Verizon Wireless, who say 
opening up their networks 
can expose their customers 
to unwanted features and 
scams. 

Google has committed to 
spending at least $4.6 bil- 
lion to bid on the licenses for 
the new airwaves, potential- 
ly to build its own wireless 
network. 

The company has also 
forged other wireless part- 
nerships, most recently with 
Sprint to develop software 
for devices that will run on 
its new WiMax network. 

Some industry specula- 
tion indicates that Google 
may also be developing its 
own cellphone. 

"The notion is that if 
you had a more open sys- 
tem, we'd start seeing all 
kinds of new, innovative 
offerings on cellphones, like 
we see now on the Web," 
said Scott Ellison, vice pres- 
ident of mobile and wireless 
communications at IDC, a 
market-research firm. 

Google has made plain 
that it believes the future of 
the wireless industry is in 
advertising. "Your mobile 
phone should be free," paid 
for by ads, Google chief 
executive Eric Schmidt has 
said. 

Investors appear to 
have responded well to 
Google's strategy so far. 
Since going public in August 
2004, Google's stock price 
has increased almost 600 
percent, closing Wednesday 
at an all-time high of 
$694.77 a share. 

But the move into wire- 
less opens new territory for 
Google, which came to dom- 
inate the Web by perfecting 
one product — search — 
then moving into other 



areas, all through its own 
Web site. 

But now it must work 
with decades-old wireless 
carriers that hesitate to give 
up any control, a handful of 
headset manufacturers and 
the wireless industry's poor 
image among consumers. 

"When Google goes into 
wireless in a serious way, 
the expectations around the 
country will change," said 
John Gaunt, an analyst at 
eMarketer. "[Do] you ever go 
to Google technical sup- 
port?" 

Roger Entner, an ana- 
lyst with lAG Research, 
said that as Google rushes 
into the industry, it might 
not be able to duplicate the 
success it's found on the 
Web. 

For starters, he said, 
putting Google software on 
phones requires a great deal 
of complex coordination 
between Google, the carrier 
and the cellular phone mak- 
ers. 

"The challenge is they 
might not be able to repli- 
cate that Google magic on a 
two inch screen compared to 
a 20 inch screen," he said. 

But some industry ana- 
lysts said Google's entry 
into the mobile world is 
being hailed because cus- 
tomer satisfaction with the 
wireless industry is hitting 
all-time lows, giving Google 
— which is known for creat- 
ing easy-to-use, consumer- 
friendly products — a key 
opportunity to enter the 
market. Frustrations with 
long-term contracts, poor 
customer service and weak 
Web-surfing capabilities has 
created considerable enthu- 
siasm for Google's wireless 
strategy, they said. 

Google is also discussing 
various collaborations with 
Verizon Wireless, although 



it is unclear if the carrier 
would agree to tailor its cell- 
phones with Google's soft- 
ware, according to people 
familiar with the matter. 
Verizon Wireless has said it 
declined Apple's offer to 
carry its iPhone, which is 
now available only on 
AT&T's network. 

A deal with Sprint may 
have grown out of its WiMax 
partnership, some analysts 
said. 

Sprint's history of 
equipping its cellphones 
with a variety of mobile 
music and video features 
may be appealing to Google, 
as well as its aggressive 
push into WiMax, which 
will also provide a new busi- 
ness model that is less carri- 
er-controlled. 

Ultimately, some ana- 
lysts say Google's entry into 
mobile could alter the way 
consumers use their phones, 
and could reap huge 
rewards for the company. 

The introduction of 
Google phones would spur 
the kinds of mobile innova- 
tions seen abroad, in partic- 
ular in Asia, where people 
regularly watch television 
on their cell phones, swipe 
cell phones at vending 
machines and take a picture 
of a special bar code to get a 
download of more informa- 
tion, said Charles Golvin, an 
analyst at Forrester 
Research. 

New features might 
include video chat and GPS 
that takes advantage of 
Google Maps software, he 
said. 

"Google's trying to fig- 
ure out how to get more eye- 
balls on their pages," she 
said. "They have to go 
mobile to continue the 
growth curve they've been 
on." 




"DEBATE" continued 
from front page. 

Associate professor of mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communications studies and 
coach of Clarion's debate 
team Jim Lyle said he hopes 
to make the tournament an 
annual event. 

"We ve done really well 
in terms of squad success 
and we really want to get a 
permanent tournament 



established every year," said 
Lyle. "We hope it'll really 
put us on the map and will 
attract a lot of people to 
come here and join the 
team." 

Lyle hopes that the 
Clarion University's out- 
standing hospitality at the 
tournament would make a 
good impression on stu- 
dents. 

"It was really nice this 
year. We provided three 



meals for the teams and 
gave them engraved, wood- 
en clocks at the award cere- 
mony rather than the tradi- 
tional plaque," said Lyle. 
"We also had a permanent 
traveling trophy that will go 
to the winning team's school 
and will be brought back 
every year at the tourna- 
ment. I wouldn't be sur- 
prised if we double the num- 
ber of teams next year." 
Clarion University has 



already competed three 
times this year, most recent- 
ly at the Wayne College 
Tournament. The team also 
opened earlier this year at 
King's College with three 
novice teams and three jun- 
ior varsity teams. 

"Overall, the debate 
team is a great program 
which deserves campus- 
wide recognition and fund- 
ing to propel us to the num- 
ber one spot in the nation," 



The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all crim- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
October 2CK)7. All information can be accessed on 
the Public Safety Web page, 
http7/www.clarion.edu/admin/public8afetyAoca- 
tion.shtml. 

■ Oct. 30, at 7:11 p.m., officers were dispatched to a 
report of suspected drug use on the sixth floor of Nair 
Hall. Offices seized suspected marijuana and related 
paraphernalia. Charges will be filed on suspects follow- 
ing lab analysis. 

■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m., Kyle Walley, 19, of Sinking 
Spring, Pa., was cited for underage consumption at 
Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m., Christine Frear, 18, of 
Sinking Spring, Pa., was cited for underage consump- 
tion at Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m., Sarah Rowan, 18, of Monaca, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption at Laurel 
Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 



■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m.. Shannon McCreary, 19, of 
Monaca, Pa., was cited for underage consumption at 
Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 



■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m., Stacey Carlisle, 19, of 
Swissvale, Pa., was cited for underage consumption at 
Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 27,/^t i|:|o^R.m,, Nltll'ola^' LaM:anna, 19, erf 
Lancaster, NY, was cjtea for uriderafge' consumption at 
Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 27, at 11:30 p.m., Michael Studeny, 18, of 
Valencia, Pa., was cited for underage consumption at 
Laurel Glen Court in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Oct. 24, at 9:40 p.m., University police investigated a 
report made by a resident of Becht hall. She reported 
having received numerous obscene telephone calls from 
the same number. University police were informed by 
resident on Oct. 25 that she found out the identity of 
the caller and it had been a joke nad was declining any 
further action on this incident. 



said sophomore real estate 
major and debate team 
member Tom Toner. "We 
[the debate team] travel all 
along the East Coast in 



tournaments and we always 
seem to come out on top of 
the best schools in the coun- 
try." 



"SENATE" continued 
from front page. 

McElhattan also said in his 
report that he would be 
attending the Board of 
Student Government 

Presidents meeting in 



Harrisburg. 

Puhalla said that the 
treasury had a meeting and 
discussed budgets, religious 
and political funding and if 
tee shirts are considered 
individual or for PR purpos- 
es. 

Dave Walsh, an 



Information Systems and 
Business Administration 
major said that the parlia- 
mentarians went to a parlia- 
mentarian procedure speech 
last week. The speech was a 
student leader empower- 
ment program. 

Student trustee senior 



history major, Amy Zellers 
announced that the next 
trustee meeting is on Nov. 
15. 

The Dining Concerns 
Committee said that there 
is no name for the new din- 
ing hall yet and also 
announced that there will 



be food vendors at Chandler 
Dining Hall on November 6. 
Interfraternity Council 
announced that Gamma 
Tau Kappa Epsilon and 
Student Senate will host 
speaker Greg Smith, as well 
as two bands and casino 
night on Nov. 1 from 6-8 



p.m. 

The senate also announced 
the following upcoming 
events: Dance at American 
Legion, five dollars on Nov. 
2 and a safety walk at 5 p.m. 
on campus on Nov. 8. 




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Stephen T. Colbert! 
That's right, after nearly fif- 
teen minutes of carefully 
considering the idea of run- 
ning for President of the 
United States, The Colbert 
Report's Stephen Colbert 
has announced that he is 
running for President of the 
United States as a 
Democrat and a 

Republican... but just in the 
South Carolina primary 
election. But that does not 
forbid us writing him in on 
the primary ticket here in 
Pennsylvania! 

Anyone who watched 
the Colbert Report on 
Tuesday last week saw the 
earth shattering announce- 
ment concerning Colbert. At 
first I wae a bit hesitant of 
voting for a man who was 
just known for his work on 
Strangers with Candy and 
lampooning of political hap- 
penings, but then, for my 
birthday I received a copy of 
Colbert's new book "I Am 
America (and so can you!)" 
from my parents. 

After reading the first 
few chapters, I was sold. 
Colbert, though often time 
perceived self centered and 
blatantly arrogant, has a 
number of great ideas for 
setting this country 
straight. Pretty much it is 
not about right or left any- 
more, it is all about straight 
forward progress. 

For example, when an 
eagle flies, how does it get 
fi>om California to the New 
'&rk Island, or from the red- 
wood forest, to the gulf 
stream waters? Well, it does 
not fly left or right, it flies 



straight. And if you're say- 
ing to yourself "well, actual- 
ly, it could go West to East," 
then just put down this 
paper, pick up a ball peen 
hammer and smack yourself 
in the side of the head with 
it a few times... and then 
continue to read. 

As Americans, it is our 
duty to elect someone that 
has the ability to remain 
convicted in their beliefs 
and rise above party politics 
no matter the cost. Stephen 
Colbert is my man, he is 
your man, he is our man. So 
this election, be sure to 
write in Stephen T. Colbert 
on your ballot. Let's be 
America together! 

But before deciding to 
become America with Dr. 
Stephen Colbert, D.F.A., I 
had to weigh my options 
with the Democratic candi- 
dates, as I am a registered 
Democrat (although some- 
times, well, most of the 
time, even the members of 
my own party make me 
question my own sanity... 
especially in figuring out 
how most of them got to be 
such prominent political fig- 
ures). 

Hillary Clinton, love her 
or hate her, pretty much has 
this election wrapped up. 
But not wrapped up in the 
traditional sense of the 
term. She has it wrapped up 
like a cheap condom found 
in the pants pocket of a suit 
coat bought from a Goodwill 
dollar bag sale. It might 
work, but chances are it will 
fail miserably. 

Hillary has a personaU- 
ty comparable to a typicalj^ 
bartender. Hillary, like most^ 
bar tenders, Works best 
when she gets what she 
wants, which is a low level 
of harassment about her 



performance and a good- 
sized tip. 

When Hillary was First 
Lady in the early nineties, 
she worked feverishly to get 
a universal health care cov- 
erage system (not one per- 
son exempted!) implement- 
ed into our country. She was 
spittin' and spattin' about 
the evil insurance compa- 
nies' grip on our checkbooks 
and the alarming increase of 
the costs of health insur- 
ance. Man, she was tough on 
that. But like the attempted 
privitization of Social 
Security, her plan was 
quickly forgotten. 

So here we are a few 
years later with health 
insurance companies 

endorsing her for president 
and donating thousands of 
dollars to her candidacy. 
Insurance costs are now ris- 
ing at record rates and the 
insurance lobbyists are 
trailing right by Hillary's 
side. Well, I have to ask, 
rhetorically of course, what 
the hell happened? 

The answer is really 
quite simple. She became a 
politician and saw how the 
system really works. She got 
herself elected senator of 
New York, started taking 
special interest money from 
the same companies that 
give to people she claims to 
disagree with "strongly" in 
the Senate, but most impor- 
tantly, she realized that it is 
not about striving for the 
good of the whole anymore, 
it is about campaign contri- 
butions from people who 
praise the work that she 
does. She then lets them 
plan her "new" health .care 
system. In other words, she 
is getting them their drinks, 
accepting their compliments 
and taking all of their tip 



money straight to the bank. 
She is America's next bar- 
tender, and I hope she can 
make a good White Russian. 

Next in line is Barack 
Obama. When I close my 
eyes and listen to Obama 
talk, all that I can hear is 
the Rock calling out Stone 
Cold Steve Austin. Barack 
starts talking about immi- 
gration reform and all that I 
can hear is the Rock going 
off about laying the smack 
down. Sorry Barack, either 
hire a new speech writer, or 
get a Brahma Bull tattooed 
on your shoulder and learn 
how to do the People's 
Eyebrow. 

Lagging around a stag- 
nant thirteen percent poll 
standing is charismatic 
John Edwards. Edwards, 
former Senator of North 
Carolina has almost every- 
thing it takes. He is bright, 
likable, well groomed ($400 
hair cut - worth every 
penny) and is a Good Old 
Boy from the South... but no 
one is listening to him. John 
Edwards has done every- 
thing that he could possibly 
do to steal attention from 
his opponents, but it just is 
not working. Maybe he 
could try a different kind of 
approach, perhaps setting 
his hair on fire and speaking 
only in Pig Latin. I think 
that I could comfortably 
vote for him if he did that. 

Now that those candi- 
dates are out of the way, we 
can have all of the money 
raised get donated to the 
best possible campaign pos- 
sibility: Stephen Colbert 
and Mike Gravel. Now if we 
could get the two of them to 
run together there would be 
no stopping it! 




During the past several 
years individuals and 
groups have expressed con- 
cerns about the direction 
Clarion University is taking 
into the future. Over the 
past five years class size has 
increased significantly. 
More emphasis has been 
placed on graduate pro- 
grams during the past two 
decades. Like many univer- 
sities and colleges around 
the United States, we seem 
to have forgotten that high- 
er education is a public 
good. 

In his letter to the editor 
to the Clarion Call - 
November 2, 2006 - Randy 
Potter argues that the busi- 
ness model is being applied 
to academic programs here 
at Clarion University. In 
February 2007 a forum was 
organized by the Provost to 
address concerns about 
large class size here at the 
university. At this meeting 
the issue of the business 
model emerged, both direct- 
ly and indirectly. In an ear- 
lier setting - fall faculty 
meeting 2005 - Provost 
Linda Nolan reported sur- 
veys indicate that year after 
year society is less and less 
willing to support public 
higher education with its 
tax dollars. Given that 
politicians in a democracy 
react to voters' wishes, it is 
not surprising that the busi- 
ness model is being appHed 
to Clarion University and to 
other institutions of higher 
learning as a way to cut 
costs. Currently, there is 
much debate concerning the 
application of this model to 



academic programs in high- 
er education. 

To have a better under- 
standing of the issues con- 
cerning class size, the appli- 
cation of the business 
model, and the allocation of 
resources to graduate pro- 
grams we must separate the 
factors the local administra- 
tion controls from the fac- 
tors that are controlled in 
Harrisburg. Without get- 
ting into the details of how 
money is allocated by the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education to the 
14 campuses, all would 
agree that each campus 
must work with a limited 
budget in any given fiscal 
year. Again, without the 
details, each local adminis- 
tration has some discretion 
with some of the budget, 
and how it uses its faculty 
and other resources. For 
example, once the faculty 
complement is in place, 
there is more than one way 
to set the class schedule 
even though no more faculty 
can be employed because of 
the budget constraints set in 
Harrisburg. 

Clarion University is 
blessed with many years of 
experience in higher educa- 
tion by its faculty, and mem- 
bers of its administration. 
In his letter. Dr. Potter 
makes the case that smaller 
class sizes are preferred to 
larger ones. This point was 
also made by many faculty 
members at the February 
2007 forum. Perhaps some- 
one in the College of 
Education can provide 
empirical evidence to sup- 
port or to refute this con- 
tention. Indeed, by its 
actions, we can see that the 
Clarion University adminis- 
tration agrees with this con- 



clusion that small classes 
are preferred to larger ones. 
When recruiting students, 
the admissions office here 
promotes the relatively 
small classes at CUP, and 
the individual attention stu- 
dents will experience from 
their professors once they 
arrive on campus as fresh- 
men. At the recent fall fac- 
ulty meeting - September 6, 
2007 - President Joseph 
Grunenwald set small class 
size as one of four objectives 
for the university to achieve 
in the near future. 

The administrators at 
Clarion University must 
search for ways to reduce 
class size given the con- 
straints handed to them by 
the central administration 
in Harrisburg. Currently 
there is policy in place in the 
College of Business 
Administration which 

encourages large class size 
by combining sections 
together into one classroom 
meeting. This policy allows 
an instructor to spend less 
time in the classroom each 
week. It is not clear why 
this policy exists. It must be 
difficult for the administra- 
tion here at Clarion 
University to talk small 
class size when its policy 
encourages larger ones. 
How can we go to 
Harrisburg and argue for 
resources to support smaller 
classes with this kind of con- 
tradiction? 

Class size at an institu- 
tion of higher learning is 
closely related to the mis- 
sion of the university or col- 
lege. Typically, research 
universities have very large 
undergraduate classes com- 
pared to those colleges and 
universities whose missions 
are directed more toward 



teaching. A university such 
as Ohio State or the 
University of Michigan can 
withstand some criticism of 
their large classes in their 
undergraduate curriculum, 
because their missions are 
defined more toward 
research and graduate level 
education. Clarion 

University has never had 
this luxury in the past, it 
does not have this luxury 
now, and it will never have 
it in the future. 

Given that a trade-off 
exists between research and 
class size at the undergrad- 
uate level, we must recog- 
nize where Clarion 
University sits in Academe. 
Clark Kerr - the well-known 
administrator in the 
California system of higher 
education during the 1950s 
and the 1960s - is consid- 
ered to be the architect of 
the three-tier public higher 
education system we see 
throughout the United 
States today. The top tier 
universities in this struc- 
ture are the research uni- 
versities, e.g., UCLA in 
California, and Penn State, 
Temple, and the University 
of Pittsburgh. The middle 
tier schools are the teaching 
universities and colleges, 
e.g., Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania, and Chico 
State in California. The 
lower tier schools are the 
community colleges and jun- 
ior colleges which offer two- 
year associate degrees. 

Under the vision of 
Clark Kerr, California resi- 
dents who wanted a college 
education would be guaran- 
teed admission into the pub- 
lic higher education system 
in California, provided they 
had a diploma from a high 
school in California. 



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However, no one would be 
guaranteed admission into 
Cal-Berkley or into UCLA. 
In its obituary of Clark Kerr 
(Dec. 2, 2003), the New York 
Times reported that Kerr 
has been called "the Henry 
Ford of higher education." 
We must recognize that 
Henry Ford is best known 
for making a basic automo- 
bile - specifically the Model 
T - affordable to the mas- 
sive middle class. He is not 
remembered for engineering 
the best automobile on the 
road and making it avail- 
able to all in the middle 
class. 

Members of the Clarion 
University community must 
recognize that we are in the 
middle tier of institutions in 
the Kerr model. No matter 
what we do we cannot com- 
pete with the graduate pro- 
grams at Penn State or Pitt. 
Clark Kerr warned of turf 
battles emanating from 
institutions in each of the 
three tiers. Kerr saw these 
turf battles brought on by 
mission creep. 

Consequently, he advo- 
cated policy to hold the line 
on mission differentiation. 
If we follow Kerr's advice, 
and allocate our scarce 



resources with an eye on our 
mission, we can achieve 
wonders. Indeed, we can 
achieve objectives that 
UCLA and Penn State 
either are unable or are 
unwilling to achieve given 
their missions. 

The latest data indicate 
about 68 pei'cent of high 
school graduates in the U.S. 
go on to some form of higher 
education within five years 
after they graduate. Given 
that we are in the middle 
tier, we are going to have a 
good number of first genera- 
tion college students in our 
classes. 

Richard C. Levin, presi- 
dent of Yale University, said, 
"No university has the 
resources to be the best... in 
every area of study. We 
[Yale University] must 
strive for excellence in 
everything we do, but we 
cannot do everything." As 
members of the Clarion 
University community, like 
the wheat farmers of west- 
ern Kansas, we must take 
the advice of President 
Levin when we plan for the 
future. 

Lynn A. Smith 
Department of Economics 



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steps towards a more veggie-friendly Ciarion 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond®clarion edu 

With the recent debate 
about "going green" and the 
benefits of organic products, 
vegetarianism is a growing 
lifestyle in the U.S. 

Vegetarians represent 5 
to 15 percent of Americans 
(Health: The Basics, sev- 
enth edition) and 40 percent 
of students 

(httpV/www.dineoncampus.c 
cm). 

Reasons for becoming a 
vegetarian vary from person 
to person. Some do it for ani- 
mal rights, others to live a 
healthier life and others 
because of simple dislike of 
meat. 

"1 feel humans have no 
logical reason to eat meat. 
We can survive without it 
and are actually healthier 
without eating meat." said 



Elijah Daubenspeck, a jun- 
ior psychology major 

"I truly never liked meat 
and never wanted to eat it. 
My mom would always have 
to force me and when she 
wasn't looking I would feed 
it to the dog or give it to my 
friends," said Shannon 
Salak, a junior early child- 
hood education major. 

With all the emphasis 
on healthier living, it would 
seem that vegetarian- 
friendly food choices would 
be readily available both on 
and off campus. 

According to Jeff 
Ciauger, Director of Dining 
Services at Clarion, 
Chartwells offers students 
many options in the 
Chandler Dining Hall, 
Double Treat Bakery and 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

He said that although 
the options differ if you are 
a vegetarian or vegan, there 
are many to choose from. 




Atypical mes<l<at the GardeiiCafe on Sixth and Main: vegetarian 
and organic sandwich, salad, soup and iced tea. (The Clarion 
Call/Andy Lander) 



These include salads, fresh 
fruits and vegetables, 
cheese or peanut butter and 
jelly sandwiches, veggie 
wraps, the salad bar in 
Chandler and more. 

Vegetarian students on 
campus have differing opin- 
ions when it comes to their 
options on campus. 

Four of seven students 
rated the University's con- 
cerns about vegetarians and 
their options as moderate 
(one rated good and two 
bad). But, three of seven 
also said that the options on 
campus are adequate. 

"As far as healthy vege- 
tarian options, I don't think 
there's many, and as far as 
vegan options go, I haven't 
seen anything," said 
Daubenspeck. 

The students' main con- 
cern is the lack of variety 
when eating on-campus. 
They feel that there should 
be more solely vegetarian 
options offered and more 
diverse foods, like Indian or 
Asian. They would like to 
see an area specially 
designed to meet their 
nutritional needs. 

"Serving white rice and 
steamed vegetables hardly 
seems like a proactive 
stance towards healthy liv- 
ing," said Daubenspeck. 

"I can't be the only vege- 
tarian on campus, so they 
should definitely have more 
options," said Salak. 

Gauger said that there 
is not enough of a demand 
for the options on campus, 
though. He said dining serv- 
ices finds that many stu- 
dents want to practice a veg- 
etarian lifestyle, but when 
they are presented with 
other options they take 



them. 

"It's a balancing act," he 
said. "We can't just concen- 
trate on the vegetarians 
because we need to accom- 
modate everyone." 

Besides food options, 
Chandler also features a 
"food choices" icon system. 
One or more differently-col- 
ored icons are featured for 
each food choice. Among 
these options is a vegetarian 
icon. 

Using these icons both 
in Chandler and through 
their Web site, students can 
develop a nutrition plan to 
help them make decisions 
concerning their meals each 
day. 

There are few options 
off-campus for vegetarians. 
Some places offer veggie- 
burgers or other meat-free 
meals. Most require the cus- 
tomer to request his or her 
meal to be meat free. 

Students don't have to 
go too far anymore, though, 
because a vegetarian 
restaurant opened on Main 
Street the week before the 
Autumn Leaf Festival. 

The Garden Cafe on 
Sixth and Main is located 
inside of the organic food 
store Sage Meadow. In the 
front corner of the store, a 
bar- style counter and tables 
were added along with a 
meat-free menu. They offer 
sandwiches, salads, soups, a 
juice bar and other organic 
options. 

Pat McFarland opened 
the store 10 years ago. 
Being a vegetarian for 15 
years prior to the opening, 
she 'fbiind it difficult tb 
maintain the lifestyle 
because vegetarian stores 
weren't close to Clarion. 



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With her own recipes, she 
developed a menu and 
opened the restaurant. 

She said that the mar- 
ket in Clarion is "slow, but 
growing" and university stu- 
dents and faculty support 
the restaurant and store 
well. 

McFarland recognizes 
that it's hard for vegetarian 
students because of the lim- 
ited selection on campus. 

In the future, she hopes 
that ' the food Served at the 
University JX) have a widfer 
selection be from more cre- 



ative recipes. 

"Get away from the 
'heat and serve,'" she said. 

Vegetarian students 
offer their own tips for their 
peers. Many suggest buying 
food to make on one's own 
and maintaining a varied 
diet by trying new things. 

"Don't live on pizza!" 
said Andrew Resch, a junior 
English major. 

*"student(s)" refers to a 
sampling- of , seven vegetarian 
ClarionUniversity studn^t^ 
who responded via e-mail 



Mime Team isn't wiiat you may tliinic 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

Usually. when one 
thinks of a mime, images of 
people standing on street 
corners pretending to pull a 
rope or stuck in a box are 
evoked. One thing that 
many people do not know is 
that there are different 
types of mime. An alternate 
type of mime is present at 
Clarion University, in the 
form of the Mime Team. 

Mime is an ancient form 
of art. dating back to the 
Greeks and Romans, and 
continuing to today. Mime 
was popular in many cul- 
tures and some consider it 
the first form of dancing. 



Basically, there are two 
forms of mime. One, being 
the literal form, is the most 
that everyone knows. The 
mime is usually in dark 
clothing with white make- 
up. This form is used to tell 
a story, mostly comedies, 
about a conflict that the 
main character is having. 
This form of mime was 
made famous in America by 
actors like Charlie Chaplin 
and Marcel Marceau. 

The other type of mime 
is the lesser known mime, 
called abstract. It is more of 
an art form or expression, 
usually done to music, used 
to convey or generate feel- 
ings. 

Clarion's mime team is 
part of the Lift Every Voice 
Gospel Family (LEV), which 



has been at Clarion 
University since 1991. 
Besides mime, the group 
features singing, step-danc- 
ing and other types of 
music. The LEV has been 
part of various events, 
including Gospel Fest, 
Autumn Leaf Cultural 
Night, the Community 
Prayer Breakfast. 

Sara Watkins, a fresh- 
man mass media arts, jour- 
nalism and communication 
studies major, is a first-year 
member of the mime team. 

Watkins said she initial- 
ly was interested in Mime 
Team because she is a praise 
dancer, which is a lot like 
miming. 

"It's more of a combina- 
tion of dance and Mime," 
explained Watkins. "It's 



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Practices for the mime 
team take place on 
Saturdays from 4 p.m. to 9 
p.m. in the Tippin Dance 
Studio. Watkins said that 
practice usually begins with 
a scripture reading, then a 
prayer and continues with 
practice of a routine. 

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ADVISING INFORMANT 

Have questions about making the most of your education at Clarion? 
We'll find the answers! 



I can't get in to a class that I really need. What do I 



do? 



If you are able to show the professor that it is nee 
essary for you to be in the class at that specific 
time, you can see if he or she will let you in. 
Pick up a "Permission to Enter Closed 
Section" form from the Advising or depart- 
ment offices. Contact the instructor and tell 
them why you need to schedule the class. If the 
professor lets you in, fill out the form and have 
it signed by the department chair. The form must 
be submitted to the Registrar's office on the date it 
was approved. 



Advising Informant is a service of Clarion University's Advising Office. If you have any ques- 
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The procrastinator's best friend: caffeine 



Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 

s_llgrystar®clarion.edu 



With Starbucks popping 
up on every corner and cof- 
fee shops appearing on 
every college campus, it's 
easy to make the connection 
that many college students 
depend on caffeine to get 
through their busy lives. 

For many, caffeine 
dependency starts in their 
college years. Whether you 
are busy with activities and 
studying or just going out 
and partying, college stu- 
dents are notorious for get- 
ting Uttle sleep. Especially 
when it is time for midterms 
and finals, students find 
themselves reaching for caf- 
feine to make it through. 

According to a study 
released by The University 
of New Orleans, four out of 
five college students con- 
sume caffeine on a daily 
basis. 

Caffeine is now known 
as a drug, and it has been 



proven that more people are 
addicted to it than any other 
drug, including tobacco, 
alcohol and marijuana. 
Caffeine also produces with- 
drawal symptoms, including 
restlessness, nervousness, 
insomnia and more. These 
symptoms can last four to 
six hours after just one cup 
of coffee. 

Like any other college 
campus. Clarion has many 
coffee drinkers. According to 
Sioban McNeill, assistant 
director of retail operations 
at the Gemmell Ritazza 
Cafe coffee shop, they go 
through around 180 pots of 
coffee per week. Because it 
is mostly students visiting 
the cafe, the baristas at the 
Gemmell Ritazza usually 
see the same customers 
everyday 

"We tend to know [cus- 
tomers] as 'cappuccino girl' 
or 'espresso guy' based on 
what they get every day," 
said McNeill. 

In addition to regular 
coffee, the Gemmell Ritazza 
also uses three to four 



pounds of espresso beans in 
lattes and cappuccinos per 
week. Neither of those fig- 
ures include the coffee shops 
located in the library or the 
bakery by Chandler. 

With coffee shops so 
accessible and in multiple 
places on college campuses, 
students are able to stop on 
the way to class or grab a 
cup of coffee while studying 
at the library Outside of col- 
leges, Starbucks and other 
coffee shops are popping up 
everywhere, some with 
drive-thru's, making them 
accessible for people on the 
way to and from work. 

Michelle's Cafe, located 
on Main Street, is a local 
example of a popular coffee 
shop. According to Ashley 
Valone, a Michelle's Cafe 
worker and Clarion student, 
the cafe sells 12 pounds of 
brewed coffee per day, along 
with four pounds of espresso 
beans per day Michelle's 
Cafe also hosts events, 
including open mic night, 
attracting more college stu- 
dents. 



In addition to college 
students consuming caffeine 
regularly, what about dur- 
ing finals week? Students 
stay up later and get up 
earlier to finish that last 
minute studying. 

"We see a boost both in 
the morning from staying 
up late and at night to finish 
studying. The library would 
see the biggest amount of 
coffee drinkers during finals 
week however," said 
McNeill. 

According to a study 
done at Loyola University of 
New Orleans, "Caffeine is a 
powerful stimulant to the 
central nervous system and 
its main purpose is to pro- 
duce clear, rapid thought, 
and above all, keep fatigue 
at bay. Although caffeine is 
proven to increase the pro- 
duction of adrenaline and 
may speed up reaction time 
in simple arithmetic skills, 
it has been proven to worsen 
performance in longer, more 
complicated word prob- 
lems." 

Caffeinated products 



are heavily advertised, but 
the harmful side effects of 
caffeine are not known 
among college students. 
Other more serious side 
effects come from addictions 
to caffeine including birth 
defects, high blood pressure, 
heart disease, obesity and in 
rare cases cancer If you are 
having difficulty falling 
asleep, are easily irritated, 
suffer from frequent 
headaches or find yourself 
needing to start your day 
with caffeine, you may be 
addicted. Doctors recom- 
mend keeping track of how 
much caffeine you consume 
everyday as a way to moni- 
tor intake. 

Other than coffee, many 
other drinks consumed daily 
also contain caffeine. Teas, 
soft drinks and even some 
flavored smoothies can con- 
tain caffeine without you 
even realizing it. 

"We do sell decaffeinat- 
ed Pepsi, but it is the slow- 
est seller," said McNeill. 

But how much caffeine 
is really in products you con- 



sume every day? And how 
much is too much? 
According to 

ConsumerReports.com, 
Mountain Dew has 37 mil- 
ligrams of caffeine in an 8 
ounce serving, a Starbucks 
Coffee Frappuccino has 83 
milligrams and Red Bull 
has 70 milligrams. Other 
products that have caffeine 
include Cannon's Low Fat 
Coffee flavored yogurt, with 
36 milligrams, Starbuck's 
Java Chip ice cream with 28 
milligrams and a one-fourth 
cup of M&M's with 8 mil- 
ligrams. 

A moderate intake of 
caffeinated products, one to 
two a day, seem to be safe 
for most people. Consuming 
more can lead to an addic- 
tion to caffeine and the 
aforementioned health prob- 
lems. 

So next time you think 
about grabbing a cup of cof- 
fee to help you study, keep 
in mind that energy boost 
you think you need could 
end up not being healthy for 
you in the long run. 



Spreading breast cancer awareness at CUP 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbanclzuh@clarlon.edu 

Every year during the 
fall, people become aware of 
things that are around 
them. The leaves are chang- 
ing different colors and the 
temperature is getting cold- 
er. 

But, one month in the 
fall raises awareness of 
something other than the 
weather; October is 
National Breast Cancer 
Awareness Month. 
''* ' Men and women across 
tft'e icbuntry get involved 
with different events that 
help raise money for breast 
cancer causes. College cam- 
puses also hold different 
events to raise money for 
breast cancer cures, includ- 
ing Clarion. This past 
month, there was plenty 
going on for the cause. 

Each year, Sigma Tau 
Delta and the English Club 
hold "Reading for the Cure" 
to benefit Susan G. Komen 
for the Cure, the world's 
largest network of breast 
cancer survivors and 
activists. 

There was a full house 
for this year's event, with at 
least 18 alumni who came 



back to participate in or 
support Reading for the 
Cure. 

A group of faculty and 
students from Slippery Rock 
University were also in 
attendance, along with two 
representatives from the 
Komen Pittsburgh Race for 
the Cure, Jo Ann Meier and 
Carolyn Oblak. Meier made 
the opening remarks for this 
year's event. 

There was also a two- 
week quilt raffle for breast 
cancer research and educa- 
tion. By the end of the raffle, 
the groups raised $5,500. 
Because of < this .fundraiser,; 
Ciarion University's 

Reading for the Cure will 
remain a sponsor of the 
Race for the Cure for an 
11th consecutive year. At 
the end of the evening Sally 
Byers, of Countryside Quilts 
in Knox, Pa., drew the win- 
ning raffle ticket. Since she 
has donated one of her very 
own quilts for the fundrais- 
er for all of the past 11 
events, she draws the win- 
ner every single year. 

Door prizes were also 
given away throughout the 
evening. All door prizes 
were donated from individu- 
als and businesses in the 
community. 

Clarion University 




Tf)^ yeomen's voileybqH^ team raised money for breast cancer 
research] ;^yfie///ng f-^hirts and ribtyons at "Dig for a Cause. " (The 
Clarion Call/Jess Lasher) 



acknowledged students, 
employees, organizations 
and community members 
for service during the 11th 
Annual "Excellence in 
Service" Recognition 

Reception. Clarion's 

Community Service- 

Learning Office sponsors 
the reception. 

Sigma Tau 

Delta/EngUsh Club was 
involved with fundraising 
for the Race for the Cure 
and the Komen 

Foundation's fight against 
cancer. Over $1,600 was 
raised in the reading event. 
Dr. Kevin Stemmler, a pro- 



fessor of English, is advisor 
of Sigma Tau Delta 
Fraternity and the English 
Club. He is very serious 
with his involvement with 
the Komen Foundation in 
fundraising for the Race for 
the Cure. Stemmler also 
received this award in 2000 
for all of his generosity and 
concerns. 

The Clarion University 
volleyball team helped con- 
tribute to the cause Oct. 26. 
They held an event called 
Dig for the Cure. Each team 
member took donations for 
about 20 pink ribbons. Pink 
T-shirts were also sold. 



Currently, they have about 
$500 that will go directly 
toward breast cancer 
research at UPMC in 
Pittsburgh. 

Zeta Tau Alpha regular- 
ly holds events to support 
breast cancer research. The 
cause has been their philan- 
thropy since 1994. In 
October, they went to 
Pittsburgh Steelers and 
Clarion University football 
games and gave out pink 
ribbons. They also held 
"Think Pink" on campus 
Oct. 27. They had a table in 
the Gemmell Student 
Complex where they sold 
baked goods and had infor- 
mation about breast cancer. 
Boxes were also at the table 
to collect pink lids as part of 
their ongoing competition 
with Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania for Yoplait's 
"Save Lids for Lives" cam- 
paign. They also tied pink 
ribbons around the trees 
and poles outside of 
Gemmell. 

On Mother's Day this 
past May, the Clarion Young 
Democrats (CYD) joined a 
record breaking crowd of 
36,000 in Pittsburgh's 
Schenley Park to participate 
in the annual Susan G. 
Komen Race for the Cure. 

Together, the CYD Team 



completed the 5K walk and 
raised $415 for breast can- 
cer screening, treatment, 
education and research. The 
members in attendance for 
the group were Ryan 
Souder, president; Aaron 
Fitzpatrick, web director; 
faculty advisor Dr. Kevan 
Yenerall, associate professor 
of political science; and his 
wife. Nee Yenerall. 

Komen for the Cure's 
mission is to end breast can- 
cer forever by (l) 
Empowering people to take 
charge of their health care 
through awareness and 
early detection and, if diag-* 
nosed, to survive, (2) 
Ensuring quality of care for 
all, regardless of race, eth- 
nic background, language, 
income or insurance status, 
and (3) Energizing science 
to find the causes and cures 
of breast cancer in the first 
place (http://www.komen. 
org). 

The Susan G. Komen 
Race for the Cure has 
invested nearly $1 billion 
for breast cancer screening, 
treatment, education and 
research, becoming the 
largest source of nonprofit 
funds dedicated to the fight 
against breast cancer in the 
world. 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts@clarion.edu 

Most students don't like 
when professors assign 
research projects for the end 
of the semester. James 
Laurelli has been doing his 
for three years. 

Laurelli is from Bucks 
County Pa, and graduated 
from Central Bucks High 
School East. He is currently 
a senior at Clarion and is a 
dual major in biology with 
concentration in ecology 
evolution and physics. He 
majored in biology because 
he is interested in fossils 
and remnant things. For 
physics, he noticed that his 
nanotech minor would fill 
requirements, so decided to 
be a dual major. 

Laurelli came to Clarion 
because he wanted a small 
college and it was good for 
him financially. 

'The schools I looked at 
were large, plus I don't like 
cities," he said. "People took 
the time to speak one on one 
with me to explain the pro- 
grams, so I decided to 
attend Clarion." 

Laurelli is an honors 



student and is involved with 
the Society of Physics 
Students (SPS). In his spare 
time he listens to music, 
plays video games and 
hangs out with friends. 

"I don't really have a 
hobby; I just like to do regu- 
lar things," he said. 

Laurelli is doing an on- 
going research project, 
"Increasing the 

Effectiveness of 

Photovoltaic Solar Cells 
[solar energy] Using 
Nanotechnological 
Methods." 

"I did this project 
because it was related to my 
major and was one of the 
projects he offered," he said. 

Under supervision of Dr. 
Joshua Pearce, he conduct- 
ed research on trying to 
reduce the cost of solar cells 
by using nanotechnology to 
develop a monolayer, mak- 
ing it more cheap and effi- 
cient. He is now in his third 
year of research. 

"Solar energy is expen- 
sive, about $10,000," he 
said. "We wanted to lower 
the cost so underdeveloped 
counties can afford solar 
panels." 

Some of the nanotechol- 
gical methods he uses are 



with common substances, 
like dishwashing liquid, 
that can increase the effi- 
ciency of the solar cells. 

Last month, Laurelli 
was selected to present the 
project for the 

"Undergraduate Research 
Day at the Capital" in 
Harrisburg on Oct. 2. The 
event shows legislatures the 
projects that are going on in 
public and private colleges 
in Pennsylvania. 

His project was selected 
from 44 projects that were 
presented in the Spring 
2007 Undergraduate 

Research Symposium at 
Clarion University. Dr. 
Steve Harris, a biology pro- 
fessor, and Dr. Brenda Dede, 
assistant vice president for 
academic affairs, chose his 
project because they 
believed it had statewide 
application. 

"Dr. Harris called me to 
see if I wanted to partici- 
pate. I accepted because this 
project is a big issue, also it 
would give me good presen- 
tation experience," Laurelli 
said. 

The event had two 
goals: to show that research 
is important to the develop- 
ment of college students and 




to show how students can 
produce valuable research 
that can support the com- 
munities. 

Forty posters were pre- 
sented at the conference. 
They focused on sciences, 
social sciences and humani- 
ties and were showcased in 
the Capitol Building. The 
students stood next to their 
posters and defended their 
research to legislators, lob- 



byists and Capital visitors. 

"It was very interesting. 
It was neat to find that 
there were other projects 
similar to mine," he said. 

During the summer, 
Laurelli participated at the 
Penn State University nan- 
otech program, which is 
required for his major. He 
said they have a good facili- 
ty and he had a good experi- 
ence with the program. 



Laurelli will graduate in 
the spring and will use his 
engineering experience to 
work in the industry field. 

'The nanotech field is 
very general in graduate 
school. I'm not sure which to 
concentrate on, so I will 
have to think it through 
before I start," he said. 



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Recycled Percussion rocks Clarion for a second time 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone®clarion.edu 

For the second year in a 
row, a huge audience of both 
younger and older people 
poured into the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room for a 
free concert featuring "junk 
rock" band, Recycled 
Percussion. 

The band was founded 
by lead drummer, Justin 
Spencer, in the New 
England area. They orginal- 
ly started playing through- 
out New Hampshire at local 
schools and throughout the 
Manchester area at local 
clubs. Eventually, they 
found their way into playing 



for colleges. 

Now, years later, 
Recycled Percussion has 
been guests for such events 
as NBC's "Today Show" and 
NBA playoff games, as well 
as during football games. 
They have also performed 
with such stars as LL Cool 
J, 311 and Godsmack. 

The group is currently 
traveling around the United 
States for their new "Man 
vs. Machine" tour. The 
band's sound makes it truly 
unique to other bands 
because they play their 
music on anything that will 
make a sound. 

The performance kicked 
off around 7:30 p.m. to the 
excitement of a highly 
enthusiastic crowd. The 



MPR truly had the concert 
environment with a profes- 
sional light show and a band 
merchandise stand selling 
posters and DVDs during 
the show. The group's per- 
formance had only one 
tempo: furious. The intensi- 
ty level was high from start 
to finish and the crowd 
reacted very positively. 

Spencer and fellow 
drummer Ryan Vezina fran- 
tically delivered the heavy 
beats from every day items 
such as buckets, garbage 
cans, metal pipe, and even 
ladders while Jim Magoon 
accented the songs with his 
electric guitar. DJ Pharaoh 
mixed the background 
music and added sound 
effects at fixed times during 





Recycled Percussion combines a mix between rap and rock to produce an extremely unique 
sound. The sound is a perfect blend between the two very different types of music. The band uses 
every day items like buckets, garbage cans, metal pipes, etc. in order to create this sound. (The 
Clarion Call/Andy Lander) 



Recycled Percussion performed in the Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room on Oct. 29 at 7:30 p.m. The 
band, which originates in the New England area, was founded by lead drummer Justin Spencer. 
(The Clarion Call/Andy Lander) 



the performance. The mix 
between playing on man- 
made instruments and the 
background music makes 
the perfect combination of 
rock and rap music. 

The band played their 
distinct beats along with 
such popular songs as 
"Living on a Prayer" by Bon 
Jovi and "Stairway to 
Heaven" by Led Zeppelin. 

In the middle of the 
show, Spencer performed a 
solo boasting that he was 
the "fastest drummer in the 
world" with an average of 20 
drum strokes per second as 
said by his fellow band 
members. 

Recycled Percussion 
had a distinctive stlM|pr{ 



ence about them as well. 
With such occurrences as 
band members sliding down 
ladders, Spencer's skilled 
drum stick tricks and drum- 
mers jumping from instru- 
ment to instrument, it was 
impossible for the show to 
go stale. 

At one point towards the 
end of the night, every band 
member had a power tool in 
his hand scraping it against 
the metal beams creating a 
shower of sparks that lit up 
the MPR. 

"They were here last 
year and we had to bring 
them back" said University 
Activities Board 

Chairperson Erica 

}^miraa<|^, 1,^'We fcookgd 



them as soon as we could 
last spring to ensure they 
could make it back." 
Hillebrande added that pre- 
vious success and atten- 
dance was a big factor in 
bringing Recycled 

Percussion for a second 
straight year. 

Since 2002, the band 
has played for more than 
half a million college stu- 
dents each year. 

Recycled Percussion is a 
one of a kind, award win- 
ning band that has had suc- 
cess all over the nation. If 
their material continues to 
progress, they may one day 
be a huge force in the music 
industry. 



Talent show brings in various contestants 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol@clarion.edu 

The Leadership 

Institute joined by Clarion 
University combined to host 
the 2007 Talent Show in 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room on Oct. 26. 

The MPR was filled with 
enormous energy from excit- 
ed performers, friends and 
families all gathering for the 
show. Ten contestants made 
up the talent show curricu- 
lum, varying from singers, 
dancers, comedians, rappers 
and guitarists. There was 
something to interest every- 
one at the show and audi- 
ence members walked away 
with a great experience. 

The night's MC's Bonita 
Mullen and Adrian White 
got the night rolling by get- 
ting the audience excited for 
the upcoming talents. The 



talented performances 
included Spencer Marshall 
offering a singing and guitar 
act that opened the show, 
followed by Ashley Super 
who sang and rapped her 
own lyrics in both English 
and Spanish and choreo- 
graphed her entire routine. 

Other performances 
throughout the night includ- 
ed the Clarion Hip-Hop 
team, numerous singers and 
rappers, the dance group 
Impulse, and Andrew Smith 
with a comedic performance, 
not to mention an intermis- 
sion act. During the inter- 
mission act, people per- 
formed, but they were not 
actually competing the tal- 
ent show. 

The performers compet- 
ed for 1st, 2nd and 3rd 
prizes consisting of $150, 
$50 and movie tickets. 

After all the great per- 
formances it was time for 
the three judges to deliber- 




Andrew Smith puts on a comedic performance at this year's tal- 
ent show on Oct. 26 in the Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. (The 
Clarion Call/Jess Lasher) 



ate and choose three lucky 
winners. Winners of the 
night in first place was 
Impulse members, Chris 
McCarthy, Michael Smalls, 
Sonia Spears and Shanai 



Walker. Second place was 
won by a dance routine per- 
formed by Khaleena Yates 
and Chantelle Wilson, leav- 
ing the comedian who kept 
everyone laughing Andrew 



Smith in third place. The 
crowd for the evening was 
energetic and helped give all 
the performers a boost. 
Clarion Hip-Hop dance 
team member Heather Nale 
felt the energy. For her, the 
best part of the performance 
was "the adrenaline rush 
when you get up there! it's 
an amazing feeling." Nale 
stressed that anyone who 
has something to offer the 
show should definitely con- 
sider participating next 
year. 

One of the three judges 
of the evening, Emmanuel 
Jones, felt it was extremely 
hard to judge the show 
"because everyone did so 
well." Jones also felt the 
show "let the University 
know that their students 
are creative, talented and 
diverse." The differences in 
each act helped to keep the 
show interesting enjoyable 
for all. Leadership Institute 



president Fadzai Mudzinea 
was very pleased with what 
the organization accom- 
plished with the talent show 
stating "We expected a lot, 
but overall we exceeded our 
expectations and I couldn't 
be more proud of everyone." 
If you didn't get to catch 
this years talent show, then 
you definitely missed out. It 
was a great time for those 
who performed, the specta- 
tors and those who helped 
organize the event. There 
certainly is an immense 
amount of impressive talent 
walking around Clarion 
University, and the 2007 tal- 
ent show, did a great job 
showcasing it. Those who 
performed should be proud 
of their performances. It 
was a huge hit with the stu- 
dent body and for all those 
who attended. 



Five students compete in Insomnia Film Festival 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers§clarion.edu 

A team of five Clarion 
University students took on 
the challenge of making a 
three-minute film in only 24 
hours to compete in the 
2007 Insomnia Film 
Festival, sponsored by Apple 
Inc. 

The competing team 
consisted of Mark Peelman, 
who was the captain, Liz 
McNamera, Liz Fisher, Nick 
Bigatel and Andrew Resch. 

The idea for competeing 
in this years Insomnia Film 
Festival was presented to 
Peelman by Technical 



Director Ed Powers and 
Assistant Technical Director 
Rob Hoover, both of the 
University Theatre 

Department. Peelman, who 
was very interested in the 
project, assembled the team 
based on who he thought 
would be the best. Each of 
the team members had a 
particular specialty in the 
filming process. 

Participating teams in 
the film festival were e- 
mailed a list of 10 elements, 
from which each team must 
choose three to incorporate 
in their film. Each team had 
only 24 hours to cast, write 
film, edit, underscore and 
upload a three-minute film. 
The editing process for the 



film was completed using 
iMovie and the music was 
composed using 

Garageband. 

Once Team Powers, the 
name that is representing 
Clarion University, received 
the list of 10 elements, the 
brainstorming began. 

Resch, who was the desig- 
nated writer, came up with 
the idea to do a Film Noir 
satire which cast and cos- 
tumed in period style attire, 
hair and make-up by 
McNamera. The actors for 
"Film Blanc" were students 
Dominic DeAngelo, Jamie 
Richard, Amy Sikora, Drew 
Leigh Williams, Stacy 
Solack and Joey Pettine. 

With casting complete, 



Bigatel began filming. 

"There were no 
rehearsals which was weird 
for me because I'm used to 
rehearsing for shows, but 
that made it even more 
exciting," said Sikora of the 
time contraints. 

The film was shot in 
three to five hours, using 
two different locations on 
campus. 

The editing process then 
commenced in the Tech 
Theatre lab. While editing 
the film, the team was 
plagued with difficulties 
with the computers. 

"Computers froze up 
randomly, sound clips 
moved themselves around 
and to the very last second 



computers were breaking 
down on us," said Bigatel. 

Once the film was suc- 
cessfully edited, Fisher cre- 
ated underscoring to com- 
pete the work on "Film 
Blanc." Garageband was 
used to create jazz styled 
music for the background. 
Fished also added in the 
voiceovers for the film. 

The finished product 
was then uploaded to 
Apple's Web site. 

Fisher said, "Overall, 
the acting, storyline, film- 
ing, lighting and editing 
turned out wonderfully con- 
sidering all of the challenges 
we faced." 

There are two categories 
in which competing teams 



can win. The categories are 
a peer review and a judges 
review. The winner of the 
peer review, which is based 
on votes, will receive a free 
MacBook Pro as well as 
Final Cut Studio 2, Logic 
Studio and Shake. The top 
25 films after a month of 
peer voting are then 
reviewed by some of the top 
professionals in the film 
industry. 

"Film Blanc" can be 
viewed and voted for at 
http://edcommunity.apple.co 
m/insomnia_fall07/item.php 
?itemID=1306. 

Peer voting continues 
until midnight on Nov. 9. 



The horrific scenes never | seniors host recltal in Marwlck- Boyd 

stop In ''30 Days of Night" 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmpettineOclarlon.edu 




"30 Days of Night" 
Director: David Slade 
Rating: 4/5 

In every horror movie 
there is what one might call 
a "saving grace." A loophole 
which every scared little 
child might find and upon 
which they might feel safe 
at night. 

In "A Nightmare on Elm 
Street," there is the simple 
fact that Freddy couldn't get 
you unless you dreamt of 
him. In the "Wolfman," 
there had to be a full moon 
for the beast to appear. Also, 
in "Dracula," "The Lost 
Boys," "Fright Night" and 
every other vampire movie, 
there has always been the 
promise of sunlight, that 
bright ball of pure flame 
which rises over the horizon 
every morning to scare away 
the dark and the monsters. 

In "30 Days Of Night," 
based on the award winning 
graphic novel, there is no 



such "saving grace," for 
above the arctic circle, for 
one full month, the mon- 
sters shall play. 

In "30 Days Of Night," 
directed by David Slade, 
vampires travel to the iso- 
lated town of Barrow, 
Alaska and as the sun sets 
for an entire month they 
ravage the town, unhin- 
dered. But there are those 
who refuse to go quietly into 
that good night. 

Led by Josh Hartnett 
("Sin City," 'The Faculty") 
and Melissa George ("Dark 
City"), a band of humans 
make a stand against the 
vampires. Even the human 
servant to the dastardly 
undead, played by Ben 
Foster ("The Laramie 
Project"), can't put an end to 
the rebellious humans. 

The truly interesting 
thing about "30 Days Of 
Night" is the speed of the 
film. It is not an action 
packed vampire slaughter- 
house Evil Dead-esque 
movie, though it was pro- 
duced by Sam Raimi. It is 
instead a slow-paced movie 
where the gradual transi- 
tion from one horrific scene 
to the next leaves the audi- 
ence more and more anx- 
ious. 

While "30 Days Of 
Night" is filled with some 
pretty awesome scenes, 
such as driving a thresher 
into a sea of vampires, it is 
the acting and atmosphere 
of the movie that keesp the 
audience intrigued. 

Combined with brilliant 
visuals from the eerie shark 




like make up of the vamps, 
their images were taken 
directly from the panels of 
the graphic novel, to scenes 
so visually stunning they 
take your frozen breath 
away. 

The only true downfall 
of "30 Days Of Night" lies 
within the vampires them- 
selves. While the unholy 
spawn are still ungodly fast, 
able to leap across roofs 
with a single bound, and 
capable of ripping open your 
throat with one canine filled 
bite they are portrayed ani- 
malistically while at the 
same time organized. The 
vampires are led by a vam- 
pire named Marlow, who 
looks more like a middle 
aged lawyer than a blood- 
thirsty plasmavore. 

Add in the fact that the 
vampires talk in a strange 
made up language that only 
they can understand, some- 
thing that sounds more like 
Inuit, ironically, and it is 
almost as if the human 
qualities, the idea that this 
beast was once your friend 
or neighbor, is taken away 
and it unfortunately brings 
the film down. But only a 
little. 



Sean Kingston makes me 
want to get up and dance 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s sedent@clarion.edu 




"Sean Kingston" 
Sean Kingston 
Rating: 4.5/5 



The first time that I 
heard Sean Kingston's 
"Beautiful Girls." I literally 
almost wrecked my car 
because I was more con- 
cerned with the music than 
what I was actually doing. I 
was probably obsessed with 
this song for over a month 
and would blast it every 
time it came over the radio. 

Kingston, who's real 
name is Kisean Anderson, 
was 'raised in Kingston, 
Jamaica. He uses the name 
Kingston to represent where 
is he from. The most sur- 
prising fact about Kingston 
is the fact that he is only 17. 

I just think his music is 
so happy-go-lucky and its 
definitely a feel-good kind of 
music. He has been classi- 
fied as bdth pop and rap, 
although I personally think 
he sounds more like a mix- 
ture between rap and rag- 
gae. 

I thought it was so 
weird that I fell in love with 
Kingston's songs. I am defi- 
nitely more of a rock/punk- 
rock kind of girl. I just think 
that it's the beat of the 
music and the kind of mood 



it puts me in. 

Just when I was getting 
sick of "Beautiful Girls," 
wouldn't you know that he 
put out his second single 
"Me Love." 

I think that "Me Love" is 
probably the most fun song 
on the entire album. It's one 
of those songs that you can- 
not help but dance to. The 
song is about a girl he has 
been dating for awhile who 
moves away. 

"Why'd you have to go- 
oh/ away from home/ me 
love." 

After obtaining the 
whole album, I was a little 
hesitant to listen to it. I was 
afraid it was going to be one 
of those albums where all 
the good songs are released 
as singles as soon as it 
comes out. I was wrong. 
Once I listened to the entire 
album, I realized that there 
were only two or three songs 
that I didn't like. 

"Kingston" is definitely 
one of my favorite ones. I 
can often be seen singing 
this in my car. This song is 
why I classify him as both 
rap and raggae. The chorus 
is more raggae, where the 
rest of the song is mainly 
rap. 

"I see them coming from 
afar/ 1 got my eyes open I'm 
ready for war/ When I fight 
'mon they know who we are/ 
A Kingston they come from, 
A Kingston they come from." 

Another one I like is 
"Got No Shorty." However, I 
find the irony of this song 
hilarious. Earlier in the 
album, during "Me Love," he 
sings of how he loves his girl 
and wants to be with her. 
Although, in "Got No 
Shorty" he talks about how 
he doesn't have a girl and 
that, in fact, he has numer- 
ous girls in his life. 

"I am the man/ 1 am the 
business/ I'm telling you all 




with God as my witness/ I'm 
really a youth but I'm telhng 
the truth/ 1 am a pimp I got 
them sexy girls/ Got so plen- 
ty don't know who to 
choose." 

"There's Nothing" is a 
duet with Kingston and 
Paula Deanda. In this song, 
they sing about meeting and 
how their relationship has 
progressed since they first 
met. 

"Coz me love's life so 
right/ When she hold me so 
tight, how she kiss me good- 
night." 

Then Deanda responds 
by singing, "Cos he fills up 
my life/ Like the sun, he 
shines bright/ Boy, come 
with me now." 

After first listening to 
this song, I thought it had a 
lot of potential to be a big hit 
for both Deanda and 
Kingston. 

I also love "I Can Feel 
It." It takes that line from 
"In the Air Tonight" by Phil 
Collins. 

Other songs I really hke 
are "Change," "Your Sister" 
and 'That Ain't Right." 

Overall I recommend 
Kingston's music to every- 
one. I don't think that in 
order to like Kingston's 
album you have to like a cer- 
tain type of music. Anyone 
who likes to have a good 
time while listening to 
music would most definitely 
enjoy this album. 




Me//ssa Elmers performs during a senior recital on Oct. 28, accompanied by Bonnie Ferguson 
on the piano. Elmers and Lindsey Allison, both music education majors, performed. (The 
Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



Gangster's only enemy is Seinfeld 



Chris Lee 

Los Angeles Times 

As anyone acquainted 
with 2005's indie movie sen- 
sation "Hustle & Flow" - 
and its Oscarwinning hip- 
hop anthem - will tell you, 
it's hard out here for a pimp. 
But for a heavily armed, 
cool-as-ice international 
heroin trafficker? Totally 
different story. 

Heading into multiplex- 
es in wide release this week- 
end, Ridley Scott's gritty 
'70s drug-dealer epic, 
"American Gangster," is on 
point to dominate the box 
office, according to pre- 
polling known as "tracking" 
and various industry 
sources. 

The film stars Denzel 
Washington as real-life 
crime kingpin Frank Lucas - 

- presented in "Gangster" as 
a Mafia-style don who 
amassed a huge fortune 
during the Vietnam War 
smuggling heroin from East 
Asia to the Eastern 
Seaboard in soldiers' coffins 

- and Russell Crowe as the 
embattled narc who braves 
widespread police depart- 
mental corruption to bring 
him down. Early inteUi- 
gence indicates the movie 
already has gotten the 
attention of male viewers 
and action-movie fans. But 
its box-office mojo ultimate- 
ly might come from a broad- 
er part of the moviegoing 
population. 

'The word around town 
is the film is tracking 



through the roof with urban 
audiences," said Paul 
Dergarabedian, president of 
the movie tracking company 
Media by Numbers. "And 
urban audiences hold 
tremendous clout at the box 
office." 

To be sure, the movie 
fits squarely into a tradition 
of classic gangster fare, such 
as "The Godfather" trilogy, 
"GoodFellas" and 

"Scarface," that has become 
a cherished cultural touch- 
stone in the hip-hop commu- 
nity - movies that have 
been shouted out and lyri- 
cally venerated in numerous 
rap songs. Toward that end, 
"Gangster" is getting an out- 
side promotional push from 
rapper Jay-Z, one of the 
most dominant figures in 
hip-hop, who is releasing an 
album called "American 
Gangster," inspired by the 
movie. In the past three 
weeks, he has kept busy 
proselytizing for both his 
CD and the film on rap 
radio, hip-hop Web sites, 
MTV and Black 

Entertainment Television. 

According to Chuck 
Creekmur, chief executive of 
Allhiphop.com, the film 
already has been widely 
bootlegged - one of the most 
accurate ways to gauge hype 
in hip -hop circles - although 
the jury is still out on how 
much it could affect the 
film's financial perform- 
ance. 

"As far as interest level 
goes, 'American Gangster' is 
incredibly high. It's remark- 
able," Creekmur said. 



"Everyone's talking about it. 
It's all over the Net. It's all 
over the file-sharing Web 
sites. Everybody wants to 
see this movie." 

(In a strange life-imitat- 
ing-art twist, one of 
"Gangster's" supporting cast 
members, Atlanta rapper 
T.I., was arrested in October 
for allegedly possessing an 
arsenal of machine guns 
and two silencers.) 

Several movie industry 
sources said "Gangster" is 
on track to take in $40 mil- 
lion in its opening weekend- 
which would come as a relief 
to Universal, which sunk 
$30 million into an earlier 
incarnation of the film, 
before shutting it down - 
even with strong competi- 
tion from the Jerry Seinfeld 
animated kid flick "Bee 
Movie." That film has been 
tracking strongly with the 
family audience while rack- 
ing up overwhelmingly posi- 
tive early reviews. "These 
are two movies that could 
help us get out of the six' 
week downtrend at the box 
office," Dergarabedian said. 

A $40-million weekend 
also would represent both 
Washington's and Crowe's 
strongest opening to date. 
Last year, Washington 
established his personal 
best, $29 milhon, with Spike 
Lee's thriller "Inside Man." 
And none of Crowe's films 
has opened to more than 
$35 million since 

"Gladiator" in 2000. 



"Unbreakable" is Just so-so 



Glenn Gamboa 
Newsday 



The Backstreet Boys " 
unlike most of their late '90s 
bubble-gum pop contempo- 
raries, including Britney 
Spears - have gamely decid- 
ed to face the reality of their 
pecuUar situation. 

They know boy bands 
always trump "man bands." 
Nonetheless, the Backstreet 
Boys have opted to trot out 
age-appropriate songs on 
the new "Unbreakable" 
(Jive) album, trying to make 



it work on the strength of 
their strong (and still- 
improving) voices instead of 
up-to-the-moment produc- 
tion. 

It's a noble enough 
ambition, but the execution 
is a bit lacking. The 
Backstreet Boys, who have 
found a home on adult con- 
temporary radio in recent 
years with big power ballads 
such as 2000's "The Shape of 
My Heart" and 2005's 
"Incomplete," offer up lots 
more to choose from on 
"Unbreakable." The problem 
is there's very little separat- 



ing the new single 
"Inconsolable," a piano-driv- 
en, sorta-rock, sorta-R&B 
ballad, from "Incomplete," 
or from the new songs 
"Unmistakable" and 

"Unsuspecting Sunday 
Afternoon," for that matter. 
And aside from the 
dance-oriented "Everything 
but Mine" and the 
"Backstreet's Back" update 
"Panic," the Boys are pretty 
much stuck in the same 
gear for the rest of the 
album. "Unbreakable?" 
Maybe. But 

"Unimaginative," too. 



Underwood rides to the top in sales 



Todd Martens 
Los Angeles Times 

The top of the U.S. pop 
album chart gets a country 
makeover this week, a 
charge led by Carrie 
Underwood. 

The country-pop star 
and "American Idol" winner 
follows up her 6-million-sell- 
ing debut album, "Some 
Hearts," with a No. 1 bow. 
Her "Carnival Ride," one of 
six debuts in the Top 10, 
sold 527,000 copies, accord- 
ing to Nielsen SoundScan, 



in its first week in stores. 

"Some Hearts" peaked 
at No. 2, and it's still in the 
Top 100 in its 102nd week. 

The collaboration 

between Robert Plant and 
Alison Krauss, "Raising 
Sand," lands at No. 2. The 
pair are expected to tour in 
2008 in support of the 
album, a collection of coun- 
try-inflected covers pro- 
duced by T-Bone Burnett. 

Country singer Gary 
Allan enters at No. 3 , his 
"Living Hard" selling 69,000 
copies. It's his third consec- 
utive Top 5 debut. 



Breaking up the string 
of country debuts is the first 
solo offering from System of 
a Down vocalist Serj 
Tankian. His "Elect the 
Dead" arrives at No. 4. 

The string of new debuts 
knocks Bruce Springsteen & 
the E Street Band's "Magic" 
out of the Top 10. The album 
tumbles from the top spot 
last week to No. 12. 

Look for Britney Spears 
to make some headlines for 
her music next week, as her 
latest. "Blackout," will vie 
for the No. 1 spot 



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Football keeps it close to the end, but falls to #20 lUP 38-31 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf®clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct 27 - On 
Saturday afternoon at 
Memorial Stadium, our 
Golden Eagles gave lUP all 
they could handle, but 
ended up on the wrong side 
of the stick once again, los- 
ing to the Crimson Hawks 
38-31. 

Memorial Stadium was 
electric on Saturday after- 
noon, as the Clarion faithful 
were elated by the Golden 
Eagles performance. They 
were cheered every play, 
until the clock read 0^00. 

There was not much 
scoring in the first quarter, 
with the only touchdown 
courtesy of Clarion running 
back Eddie Emmanuel, as 
he rushed for 11 yards with 
9:55 remaining to give the 
Golden Eagles a 7-0 lead. 

In the second quarter, 
with 13:311eft, lUP running 



back Poohbear McNeal had 
a six-yard touchdown run to 
break the Crimson Hawks 
even with the Golden Eagles 
7-7. 

Not much later, wide 
receiver Pierre Odom 
caught a 44-yard touchdown 
pass from Tyler Huether to 
give Clarion a 14-7 lead 
with 10:32 remaining. 

lUP's Matt McNeils 
booted a 25-yard field goal 
to pull I UP within four at 
14-10 at the 7:36 mark. 
That is how the score would 
remain until halftime, and 
the Golden Eagles took that 
lead into the break. 

After halftime, the 
Golden Eagles took advan- 
tage of a third quarter fum- 
ble by lUP on the second 
half kickoff that was recov- 
ered by Quintyn Brazil at 
the lUP 19. After Huether 
rushed for 16 yards to the 
four, Emmanuel rushed four 
yards for his second touch- 
down of the game to extend 
the Clarion lead to 21-10 




The Golden Eagles football team 
recent game. Clarion dropped to 
PSAC West play with their 38-31 
(The Clarion Ca///Shasta Kurtz) 

with 12:50 remaining in the 
third. 

lUP stormed back, as 



is seen in action during a 
0-9 overall this season 0-4 in 
loss to lUP on Saturday Oct. 27. 

quarterback Andrew 

Krewatch threw a 34-yard 
touchdown pass to Garrett 



Lestochi to cut the Clarion 
lead to 21-17 with 10:50 
remaining in the third. The 
Crimson Hawks scored 
again with 0:48 seconds left 
in the third when Krewatch 
threw another touchdown 
pass to Anthony Cellitti to 
put lUP ahead for the first 
time in the game, 24-21. 

In the fourth quarter, 
with 12:03 remaining, lUP 
scored again, this time with 
Krewatch hooking up with 
Dan Pickens in the end zone 
for a 3-yard touchdown to 
extend the Crimson Hawk 
lead to 31-21, giving them 
21 unanswered points. 

Clarion then drove 67 
yards in ten plays after the 
lUP score, capped with a 12- 
yard touchdown pass from 
Huether to Alfonso Hoggard 
with 9:27 left in the fourth, 
lessening the lUP lead to 
31-28. The game seemed to 
be out of reach when the 
Crimson Hawks scored on a 
33-yard touchdown run by 
McNeal, his second of the 



game, to expand the lead to 
38-28. 

The Golden Eagles 
would not fold, however, as 
they then drove 51 yards to 
the lUP nine yard line, 
where Nick Sipes kicked a 
28-yard field goal with 1:42 
remaining, making the 
score 38-31. The attempted 
onside kick from the Golden 
Eagles was recovered by 
lUP at their 41 yard Hne, 
and they were able to run 
out the clock. 

Clarion quarterback 
T>'ler Huether completed 24 
of 45 passes for 260 yards 
and two touchdowns. Eddie 
Emmanuel rushed 12 times 
for 26 yards and two touch- 
downs. Alfonso Hoggard 
caught nine balls for 81 
yards and a touchdown, and 
Pierre Odom hauled in 
seven passes for 119 yards 
and a score. 

Clarion will now travel 
to 6-3 Edinboro to take on 
the Fighting Scots this 
Saturday at 2 pm. 



Clarion announces the addition 
Of women's golf for fall 2008 



Swim and dive teams finding eariy success 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 31 - Clarion 
University officially 

announced the addition of a 
women's golf team for the 
fall 2008 season on Tuesday, 
Oct. 30. 

Clarion also announced 
Marie Gritzer as the 
women's golf coach. Gritzer 
served as an assistant on 
Clarion's cross country and 
track and field teams for the 
past eight seasons. 
L..Even though Gritzer 
waT*"**"*' jiist officially 
announced as the coach on 
Tuesday she has been hard 
at work for quite some time. 

"I spent all summer on a 
lot of the logistics," Gritzer 
said. "Continuing work on 
all the administrative 
things, working with the 
NCAA, and doing budget- 
ing, scheduling and recruti- 

hg." 

Recruiting will be the 
biggest challenge to the job. 
Most coaches only have to 
recruit a few athletes per 
year, while Gritzer is given 
the task of trying to field an 
entire team in just one off- 



season. 

"Women's golf is becom- 
ing more and more popular, 
but there is still a lot of 
places where the girls don't 
have full teams and have to 
play on the men's teams'. 
Some of these girls are 
falling through the cracks 
because you don't get to 
hear much about them," 
Gritzer said. 

Gritzer isn't just looking 
for incoming freshman to fill 
the team. She hopes that 
the program could spark 
interest with current 
Clarion University students 
who would be interested in 
joining the' team. Gntzef 
said she encourages anyone 
interested in joining the 
team to call or stop by her 
office. 

"Ideally I'd like to have 
12 to 15 golfers. I'd like to 
have an 'A' team and a 'B' 
team and then alternates," 
Gritzer said. 

Coach Gritzer still 
expects the team to be fairly 
young and having to get 
used to college life when the 
fall season starts. 

"The first year we are 
going to take it light around 
here. We will have a young 
team and the freshman will 



be adjusting to college life, ' 
Gritzer said. "I don't want 
them to have to be on the 
road every week in the fall." 

The women's golf team 
will join the Pennsylvania 
State Athletic Conference 
(PSAC). This season the 
PSAC had three women's 
golf programs, California, 
Kutztown and West Chester. 

Next year's PSAC will 
also see Mercyhurst and 
Gannon join, to total six 
women's golf programs. 

With six women's golf 
programs the conference 
should be able to have it's 
..Otwu-.womea's championship 
''a^t''"t"K'e*'encf'of the season. 
This season the women and 
men played together in the 
PSAC Championships held 
Oct. 20 and 21 at Wren Dale 
Golf Club. 

California's women's 
team finished second overall 
beating our four men's 
teams finishing eight shots 
off the lead. 

"I'm always willing to 
learn and this is a new chal- 
lenge," said Gritzer. 
"Recruiting is the name of 
the game right now. It's 
exciting to be starting some- 
thing new." 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 30 - The 
Clarion University swim 
and dive teams traveled to 
Carnegie Mellon on Oct. 27. 

The women's team (2-0) 
set two pool records in their 
180-120 win over the CMU. 

Lori Leitzinger set one 
in the lOQ-yard backstroke 
with a time of 58.12. 

The other pool record 
came courtesy of the 
women's 200-yard freestyle 
relay team of Leitzinger, 
Gina Mattucci, Kelly 
Connolly and Kaitlyn 
Johnson. 

Leitzinger also made 
her national qualifiers in 
both the 100 and 200-yard 
backstroke event. 

Swimming coach Mark 
Van Dyke said the women's 
team will be very competi- 
tive this season despite 
graduating 13 girls last 
year. 

The men's team (M) 
lost their match 155-135. 

Sophomore Ryan Thiel 
won two individual events, 
the 50 and 100-yard 
freestyle events, and was on 
two relay winning events, 
the 200-yard medlay relay 
and the 200-yard freestyle 
relay. 

"Our men have been 



much better, but Carnegie 
just had too much depth," 
Van Dyke said. 

The dive team has also 
seen success this year and 
so far has had four divers, 
Teagan Riggs, Ginny Saras, 
Jena Gardone and Kayla 
Kelosky, qualify for the 
NCAA Championships. 

"Everyone has been 



working hard and improv- 
ing everyday," said diving 
coach Dave Hrovat. 

The swim and dive 
teams will travel to 
Shippensburg on Nov 3 and 
host Duquesne on Nov 10. 

"We're really starting to 
gear up with some very hard 
and intense workouts," Van 
Dyke said. 



Richard wins PSAC's, 
Clarion finishes eighth 



Denise Simens 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_dnsimens@clarion.edu 



KtlTSffOWN, Oct. 27 -On 
Saturday Oct. 27, Golden 
Eagle Erin Richard won the 
PSAC women's cross coun- 
try championship at 
Kutztown. Richard is the 
first female Clarion cross 
country runner to win a 
PSAC championship title in 
school history. 

Richard, who is seeded 
first for this weekend's 
NCAA Regionals in Lock 
Haven, finished with a time 
of 23:02.1 and was 16 sec- 
onds faster than Edinboro's 
second-piace winner and 
last year's defending PSAC 
champion Rachel Lanzel, 
and 47 seconds faster than 



SUppery Rock's third place 
winner Jamie Wright. 

Overall Clarion placed 
eighth out of fourteen teams 
with a score of 168 points. 
Bloomsbuirg 'won « the mesi 
wi«h-66't>oifttt.'^^ ¥ah weU> 
as a team at Kutztown but 
are looking to improve upon 
the eighth place finish," said 
head coach Jayson Resch. 
"We are looking for a top six 
finish this week at Lock 
Haven." 

NCAA Regionals will be 
held Saturday Nov. 3 on the 
course in Lock Haven that 
the Golden Eagles were able 
to compete on earlier this 
season. PSAC athletes 
shape the top ten seeds for 
the meet, and "we are hop- 
ing to have two to four run- 
ners place in the top 30 this 
weekend," said Resch. 




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Volleyball seniors prepare for final home game of their careers 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer®clarlon.edu 

CLARION, Oct. 30 - It's an 
overused cliche, but time 
really does fly. It seems like 
just yesterday the class of 
2008 was coming into 
Clarion and before you 
know it, it will soon be time 
to step up and receive your 
diploma. In the case of the 
Golden Eagle volleyball sen- 
iors, their "graduation" 
comes this Saturday with 
their final home game 
against Edinboro. 

This year's group of 
Golden Eagles came to cam- 
pus amidst a winning tradi- 
tion in the fall of 2004. A 
rather large recruiting 
class, tallying nine in all: 
Amanda Angermeier, Tressa 
Dvorsky, Kristi Fiorillo, 
Sarah Fries, Vicky Gentile, 
Nicole Harrison, Christina 
Steiner, Lauren Wiefling 
and Lindsay Wiefling. 

With the exception of 
Harrison, who left Clarion 
after her sophomore year, 
the entire group stayed 
intact for their entire four 
year run. As a result. 
Clarion volleyball will lose 




Pictured above are the seniors of the Clarion University volleyball team. This season the seniors 
have helped lead the team to a 24-4 overall record this season and are currently tied for second 
in the PSAC west at 6-3 with Edinboro, who they host Nov, 3. (The Clarion Ca///Jess Lasher) 



eight seniors to graduation 
after this season. While 
excited to be moving on, 
many of the seniors will be 
sad to play at home for the 
final time. 

"I'm pretty nervous," 
said outside hitter Fries. 
"I've been trying not to 
think about it. There a lot of 



memories here and I don't 
want it to end." 

The volleyball class of 
2008's freshman season 
would be one of triumph as 
the team went 29-9 overall 
with a season-ending loss to 
Lees-McRae in the NCAA 
playoffs. Besides the rela- 
tionship on the court, the 



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Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.eclu 

Baseball season is now 
officially over, though I have 
no doubt that the fans of 
Red Sox Nation are still 
toasting their World Series 
victory. 

With their second World 
Series win in four years, the 
Red Sox seem pretty devoid 
of the curse that plagued 
them for the better part of 
the 20th century. 

Congratulations to the Red 
Sox, the 2007 World Series 
champions. 

Also, congratulations to 
the Colorado Rockies. 
Despite the sweep in the 
World Series, the Rockies 
turn-around is nothing 
short of amazing. 
Remember that this is a 
team that finished in last 
place in the National 
League West last season. 
Also remember that this 
team won on a shoe-string 
budget. The only player on 
the roster to make more 
than $5 million was first 
baseman Todd Helton. 

On the other side of that 
spectrum is the Red Sox. 
With a seemingly endless 



amount of money to spend, 
Boston compiled a large 
stockpile of bought talent. 
That being said, kudos to 
the Red Sox for compiling a 
key core of young players 
that included World Series 
contributors Dustin 

Pedroia, Jacoby Ellsbury 
and Jon Lester. With this 
core of young players as well 
as most of their team signed 
until at least 2008, the Red 
Sox are set to compete for 
next season and beyond. 

Despite the Red Sox 
winning the World Series, 
the Yankees still managed 
to grab headlines. Former 
Yankees player Joe Girardi 
has accepted a three-year 
offer to become manager of 
the Yankees. The 2006 
National League Manager 
of the Year with the Florida 
Marlins, Girardi beat out 
Yankee coaches Don 
Mattingly and Tony Pena. 

Deciding to trade in his 
pinstripes for Dodger blue, 
former Yankees manager 
Joe Torre appears set to 
become the new manager in 
Los Angeles. After Grady 
Little's resignation, it 
appears that the path is 
clear for the 67 year old 
Torre to manage the 
Dodgers. 



Also on his way out of 
the Bronx is Alex Rodriguez. 
Announcing his intention to 
opt out of his contract, he is 
now a free agent. 
Rodriguez's announcement 
sent shock waves through- 
out the baseball world, 
sending many general man- 
agers scurrying to check 
their pocket books. 

However, the timing of 
his announcement has 
angered many baseball offi- 
cials who felt that 
Rodriguez's decision should 
have waited until after the 
World Series. 

Rodriguez tops the list 
of what should be a star- 
studded 2007 free agent 
class. In addition to 
Rodriguez, Curt Schilling, 
Mike Lowell, Torii Hunter, 
Barry Bonds, Andruw 
Jones, Mariano Rivera and 
Jorge Posada are all expect- 
ed to end up on the free- 
agent market. Long story 
short, these guys are going 
to make their agents very 
happy men for quite some 
time. 

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form many friendships off it 
as well. 

"Coming in freshmen 
year with a large group of 
girls was fun," said Lauren 
Wiefling. 

However, the next two 
seasons would prove tumul- 
tuous for Clarion. Despite 



back to back 20-win sea- 
sons, the Golden Eagles 
would only accumulate four 
section wins, missing the 
playoffs entirely in 2005, 
while barely making it in 
2006. Angermeier, Wiefling 
and Dvorsky would all miss 
significant playing time due 
to various injuries. 

However, this season 
seems to have come full cir- 
cle for the Golden Eagle sen- 
iors. With new coach 
Jennifer Harrison, Clarion 
is 24-4 with a 6-3 PSAC- 
West record after their 3-0 
win against lUP Tuesday 
night. Even more fulfilling 
to the senior class, they will 
be in the PSAC Playoffs for 
the first time since their 
freshmen season in 2004. 

As Dvorsky put it, "I 
think we had a heck of a 
journey to get here, so I'm 
excited for our senior day." 

While the future is 
bright for Golden Eagle vol- 
leyball, there is no doubt 
that this year's group will be 
sorely missed. Statistically 
speaking, Clarion will find it 
difficult to replace what 
they are losing. Going into 
their game against Indiana 
on Tuesday, the Golden 
Eagle seniors have com- 



bined for 1,007 kills, 117 
service aces, 1177 assists, 
172 total blocks and 1,422 
digs this season, 

While Fiorillo has 
enjoyed her team's success 
this year, she is not ready 
for it to be over. 

"This year has definitely 
been the best memory for 
me. It's sad that it's coming 
to an end, but it's been a 
really great four years." 

Even though Clarion 
will have more games to 
play after this Saturday, 
their final home game will 
mark the end of a signifi- 
cant chapter of their playing 
career. 

"We spent the majority 
of our college careers here 
[Tippin]," said Angermeier. 
"Moving on outside of 
Tippin will be weird." 

The senior volleyball 
class of 2008 will look to end 
their home schedule on a 
winning note this Saturday 
at 1 p.m. Win or lose 
though, it has been one suc- 
cessful ride for the Golden 
Eagle seniors. However, the 
old adage of "There's no 
place Uke home" will surely 
be on their minds as they 
play at Tippin Gymnasium 
for one final time. 



Soccer wraps up season with 4-1 loss 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_tckovalovsSclarion.edu 



CLARION, Oct 26 - After 
winning their first game in 
over a month, the Golden 
Eagles soccer teaiil fell 4-1 
to fell to the Shippensburg 
Raiders (8-12) in a cross 
division match this past 
Friday. Clarion's final 
record is 3-6-1 in division 
play and 5-11-3 overall. 

The Raiders opened up 
the scoring in the 25th 
minute when Gayle 
Kuntzmann scored on an 
unassisted goal. 

Jill Miller tied the game 
when she scored on a cross 
shot in the 52nd minute. 
Caitlyn Borden was credited 
with the assist. 

Kuntzmann didn't let 
the tie stand for long. She 
scored again in the 66th 
minute. She finished her 
hat trick performance in the 
81st minute with yet anoth- 
er goal. Mallory Skipp 



rubbed it in the Golden 
Eagle's faces, scoring with 
less than a minute left. 

Both teams had 11 
shots, four in the first half 
and aeven in the second. 
E«chel Schmitx led the way 

it HI 



ie for Clarion. 
Three other players added 
two of their own. 

Kuntzmann led the 
Raiders with three shots. 
Teammate Jamie Goetze 
was close behind with two. 

Despite a rough ending, 
there were some positive 
notes to the season. Senior 
goalkeeper Jess Reed posted 
the best season of her 
career. She ended with 
career highs in save per- 
centage (.797), shutouts (5) 
and goals against average 
(1.72). 

Jill Miller, a freshman, 
led the team with four goals, 
resulting in eight total 
points. She was second in 
shots with 22, trailing only 
Chelsea Wolff who had 28 of 
her own. She ended the sea- 



son leading the team in shot 
percentage, too, with .182, 

Schmitz was second on 
the team in points with 
seven. She had three goals 
and one assist. With 21 
total shptB on goal, she was 
§ecoH8 b^ tHe team iii iUBt 
percentage with . 143. 

There were, obviously, 
downsides to the seasorr. 
Clarion was outshot by its 
opponents 335 to 178. They 
were also outscored 44 to II. 
They had less than half the 
corner kicks that their oppo- 
nents did, losing that battle 
107 to 50. 

Clarion looks to improve 
next season. They will be 
losing three solid starters in 
Reed, midfielder Ashley 
Downs, and defenseman 
Aimee Zellers. 

Clarion finished the sea- 
son tied for fourth place 
with Lock Haven, each hav- 
ing identical division 
records. However Lock 
Haven posted the better 
overall record, 8-10-1. 



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coach Joel Skinner and 
Boston pitching coach John 
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Brlttnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoeb(er@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 6 - Clarion 
University was recognized 
with a "Partnership Award 
for Innovative Energy 
Solutions" for the 

University's recent imple- 
mentation of innovative 
energy systems that utilize 
natural gas technology. 

The university was not 
required to apply for this 
award, but rather an indus- 
trial partner of CUP submit- 
ted the project. 

According to Joshua 
Pearce, assistant professor 
of physics and coordinator of 
nanotechnology and sus- 
tainability Science and 
Policy Programs, this was a 
very competitive award to 
earn. 

"The award helped rec- 
ognize the University's com- 
mitment to environmental 
stewardship and advanced 
energy technologies," said 
Pearce. "Clarion University 
is positioning itself to be the 
leader in western 

Pennsylvania in sustainable 
energy." 

The non-profit Energy 
Solutions Center made the 
award to the University 
during the Center's 
Technology and Market 
Assessment Forum at the 



Pittsburgh Westin Hotel. 

According to the Oct. 10 
news release from 
University Relations, the 
director of Clarion's 
Biotechnology Business 
Development Center, Robert 
Huemmrich accepted the 
award on behalf of the 
University. 

"We believe that energy 
is the most important issue 
facing soci- 
ety this 
century," 
he said. 
"We have 
made a 
commit- 
ment to 
high-tech 

sustainable Energy systems 
in the operations on campus 
and we hope to continue to 
provide demonstrations of 
the state-of-the-art for local 
businesses and industry." 

Pearce said this is not 
the first advanced energy 
system that has been imple- 
mented at Clarion 
University, but it is "one of 
the most innovative, as very 
few combined heat and 
power systems are coupled 
with renewable energy sys- 
tems-like solar cells." 

However, the 

University's energy efforts 
do not stop here. Within the 
next 10 years, Pearce hopes 
for CUP to be a net energy 
exporter, meaning that the 



projects looking at improv- 
ing energy efficiency on 
campus. 

The CFLs are four times 
more efficient than incan- 
descent bulbs and the uni- 
versity can potentially save 
thousands of dollars 
because of this. 

"If anyone sees an 
incandescent bulb on cam- 
pus report it immediately, it 
is literally burn- 
ing your tuition 
money and 
wasting ener- 
gy," said Pearce. 

Pennsylvania in sustainable en^i-g^. There are liter 



university would generate 
more energy on campus 
then what the campus actu- 
ally uses. 

"We could be a renew- 
able energy provider, rather 
than an energy consumer," 
said Pearce. "Currently we 
buy most of our energy, but 
with systems like the hybrid 
microturbine-photovoltaic 
array we will be generating 



Clarion University is positioning 
itself to be the leader in western 



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a lot of our own electrical 
power and heat." 

Clarion University 
already has one campus 
building. Thorn H, that pro- 
duces all of its electrical 
power with a solar photo- 
voltaic tracker. 

Pearce hopes to repli- 
cate that for the entire cam- 
pus. 

"This is the future of 
energy and I would like to 
see CUP demonstrating it 
first," said Pearce. 

In an effort to continue 
the conservation of energy, 
the university recently 
switched most of its incan- 
descent lights to compact 
fluorescent light (CFLs) 
bulbs because of student 



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ally hundreds of 
things we could 
to to make the 
more energy effi- 



campus 
cient." 

The university is mak- 
ing strides to become more 
efficient with the new 
Science and Technology 
Center. 

The natural gas fired 
microturbine in the new sci- 
ence center will produce 
electricity and will capture 
waste heat, which is called 
combined heat and power 
(CHP), according to Pearce. 

CUP has set itself apart 
as none of the other 13 state 
universities has won this 
award. 

See "ENERGY" 
continued on page 2. 




(PtlQtO coof^WfStoc^rfiolos) 



Lacey Lichvar 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 



CLARION, Nov. 5 ~ 
Faculty senate addressed 
Campbell Hall demolition, 
pedestrian safety and the 
Science and Technology 
Center construction sehed' 
ule at the isljjv. 5 meeting. 
Sue Courson of the 
Institution il liesourses 
Comnattee and assistant 
professor of science educa- 
tion, addressed the con- 



cerns about pedestrian 
safety and crosswalks. 

Courson also 

announced the upcoming 
Safety Walk which will 
determine mem of campus 
that are unsafe for pedes- 
trians. 

The committee now 
has repfesentatioa from 
Diflabilitr " pvices and 
may have a physically d\^ 
abled student go on the 
wftlk. 

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ceremon.?. 

Faculty promoted to 
full professor include: 
Marilyn Harhai, library 
science; Todd Lavin, politi- 
cal science'. Kevin 
Stemmler, English^ and 
Michel, theatre. 

Those promoted to 
associate professor 

include'- Henry Aiviani, 
music; Debbie Ciesielka, 
nursing' Patricia Kolencik, 
education'. Andrew 

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joumalism and communi- 
cation studies; and liaurie 
Oechipinti, anthropology, 
geology and earth science. 
"For promotion, it is 
important to be a good 
icher, and I am pleased 
tnat I am able to work 
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Jamie Richard 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmrichard@clarion.eclu 

CLARION. Nov. 5 - The 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will be hosting guest speak- 
er, Jared Myers of Ketchum 
Public Relations 
Pittsburgh, on Nov. 19 at 
7:30 p.m. in 107 Founders 
Hall. 

Myers will speak on a 
variety of public relations 
related topics including the 
life of a public relations pro- 
fessional, recent projects at 
Ketchum, beneficial advice 
on how to successfully break 
into the business and his 
own personal climb to suc- 
cess. 

"I really want to share 
some insight with the stu- 
dents." said Myers. "I want 
to show them the industry 
[public relations] and what 
it's like in the public rela- 
tions workforce." 

Graduating from 

Slippery Rock University 
with a Bachelor of Science 
in Creative Writing, Myers 
currently serves as a senior 
account executive for 
Ketchum Public Relations. 

His duties include man- 
aging budgets and project 
teams for an assortment of 
Kellogg Company brands, 
such as Special K and All- 
Bran. 




Myers has also worked 
among teams who have 
received praise from clients 
such as the Canned Food 
Alliance and Best Buy's 
Geek Squad. 

Previous to working for 
Ketchum, Myers served the 
United States Navy as a 
civilian public affairs officer, 
coordinating media rela- 
tions for ship deployments 
and navy community rela- 
tions programs. 

Myers also worked for 
an advertising and public 
relations agency in Virginia 
Beach as an account execu- 
tive. Being involved in pub- 
lic relations, as well as an 
avid golf and fishing enthu- 
siast, Myers was charged 
with escorting editors, 
reporters and television pro- 
ducers to all of the best golf 
and fishing spots in Virginia 
Beach. Myers is presently 
pursuing his Master of Arts 
Degree in Professional 



Writing from Slippery Rock 
University. 

Ketchum's began in 
1923 when George 
Ketchum, a graduate of the 
University of Pittsburgh, 
founded Ketchum Publicity. 

In the eight decades of 
its existence, Ketchum has 
won numerous awards and 
accolades, making it one of 
the top-rated companies in 
the industry. 

The Public Relations 
Society of America (PRSA) 
has awarded Ketchum 102 
Silver Anvils, more than any 
other company in public 
relations. Most recently, 
Ketchum was the recipient 
of PRWeek's 2007 "Product 
Brand Development 

Campaign of the Year." 

The PRSSA was found- 
ed by the PRSA in 1968. 

Clarion's PRSSA has 
been active for three years 
and works to cultivate a 
favorable and mutually 



advantageous relationship 
between students and pro- 
fessional public relations 
practitioners. 

"This is such a great 
opportunity for not only 
PRSSA members, but also 
for anyone who is interested 
in the public relations field," 
said PRSSA vice president 
of public relations Natalie 
Kennell. "We, as an execu- 
tive board, strive to sched- 
ule events that will be very 
informative and beneficial 
to students, so it's important 
to take advantage of this 
well-known speaker. The 
topics covered by Myers 
should help students who 
plan on breaking into the 
field and also provide them 
with the opportunity to ask 
any questions they may 
have. We are looking for- 
ward to a good turnout and 
a successful event." 

This event is mandatory 
for all PRSSA members. 
However, all students are 
welcome to attend. 

PRSSA meetings are 
held bi-weekly and are open 
to all students intwested in 
becoming a member of the 
organization. 

The organization regu- 
larly offers seminars 
through their parent organi- 
zation PRSA and hosts 
numerous speakers 

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Kelsey Schroyer 
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s_kgschroyer@clanon.edu 

CLARION. Oct. 30 - It's an 
overused cliche, but time 
really does fly. It seems like 
just yesterday the class of 
2008 was coming into 
Clarion and before you 
know it. it will soon be time 
to step up and receive your 
diploma. In the case of the 
Ciolden F^agle volleyball .sen- 
iors, their "graduation" 
comes this Saturday with 
their final home game 
against Edinboro. 

This year's group of 
Golden Eagles came to cam- 
pus amidst a winning tradi- 
tion in the fall of 2004. A 
rather large recruiting 
class, tallying nine in all: 
Amanda Angermeier, Tressa 
Dvorsky, Kristi Fiorillo, 
Sarah Fries, Vicky Gentile, 
Nicole Harrison, Christina 
Steiner, Lauren Wiefling 
and Lindsay Wiefling. 

With the exception of 
Harrison, who left Clarion 
after her sophomore year, 
the entire group stayed 
intact for their entire four 
year run. As a result. 
Clarion volleyball will lose 




Pictured above are the seniors of the Clarion University volleyDaii team. Inis season the seniors 
have helped lead the team to a 24-4 overall record this season and are currently tied for second 
in the PSAC west at 6-3 with Edinboro, who they host Nov. 3. (The Clarion Call/Jess Lasher) 



eight seniors to graduation 
after this season. While 
excited to be moving on. 
many of the seniors will be 
sad to play at home for the 
final time. 

"I'm pretty nervous." 
said outside hitter Fries. 
"I've been trying not to 
think about it. There a lot of 



memories here and I don't 
want it to end." 

The volleyball class of 
2008's freshman season 
would be one of triumph as 
the team went 29-9 overall 
with a season-ending loss to 
Lees-McRae in the NCAA 
playoffs. Besides the rela- 
tionship on the court, the 



Baseball season over but still making news 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarlon.eclu 

Baseball season is now 
officially over, though I have 
no doubt that the fans of 
Red Sox Nation are still 
toasting their World Series 
victory. 

With their second World 
Series win in four years, the 
Red Sox seem pretty devoid 
of the curse that plagued 
them for the better part of 
the 20th century. 

Congratulations to the Red 
Sox, the 2007 World Series 
champions. 

Also, congratulations to 
the Colorado Rockies. 
Despite the sweep in the 
World Series, the Rockies 
turn-around is nothing 
short of amazing. 
Remember that this is a 
team that finished in last 
place in the National 
League West last season. 
Also remember that this 
team won on a shoe-string 
budget. The only player on 
the roster to make more 
than $5 million was first 
baseman Todd Helton. 

On the other side of that 
spectrum is the Red Sox. 
With a seemmgly endless 



amount of money to spend, 
Boston compiled a large 
stockpile of bought talent. 
That being said, kudos to 
the Red Sox for compiling a 
key core of young players 
that included World Series 
contributors Dustin 

Pedroia, Jacoby Ellsbury 
and Jon Lester. With this 
core of young players as well 
as most of their team signed 
until at least 2008, the Red 
Sox are set to compete for 
next season and beyond. 

Despite the Red Sox 
winning the World Series, 
the Yankees still managed 
to grab headlines. Former 
Yankees player Joe Girardi 
has accepted a three-year 
offer to become manager of 
the Yankees. The 2006 
National League Manager 
of the Year with the Florida 
Marlins, Girardi beat out 
Yankee coaches Don 
Mattingly and Tony Pena. 

Deciding to trade in his 
pinstripes for Dodger blue, 
former Yankees manager 
Joe Torre appears set to 
become the new manager in 
Los Angeles. After Grady 
Little's resignation, it 
appears that the path is 
clear for the 67 year old 
Torre to manage the 
Dodgers. 



Also on his way out of 
the Bronx is Alex Rodriguez. 
Announcing his intention to 
opt out of his contract, he is 
now a free agent. 
Rodriguez's announcement 
sent shock waves through- 
out the baseball world, 
sending many general man- 
agers scurrying to check 
their pocket books. 

However, the timing of 
his announcement has 
angered many baseball offi- 
cials who felt that 
Rodriguez's decision should 
have waited until after the 
World Series. 

Rodriguez tops the list 
of what should be a star- 
studded 2007 free agent 
class. In addition to 
Rodriguez, Curt Schilling, 
Mike Lowell. Torii Hunter. 
Barry Bonds, Andruw 
Jones, Mariano Rivera and 
Jorge Posada are all expect- 
ed to end up on the free- 
agent market. Long story 
short, these guys are going 
to make their agents very 
happy men for quite some 
time. 

Finally, the Pirates 
search for a new manager is 
still in the works. With the 
World Series now over, gen- 
eral manager Neal 
Huntington now has the 





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freshmen would go on to 
form many friendships off it 
as well. 

"Coming in freshmen 
year with a large group of 
girls was fun," said Lauren 
Wiefling. 

However, the next two 
seasons would prove tumul- 
tuous for Clarion. Despite 



back to back 20-win sea- 
sons, the Golden Eagles 
would only accumulate four 
section wins, missing the 
playoffs entirely in 2005, 
while barely making it in 
2006. Angermeier, Wiefling 
and Dvorsky would all miss 
significant playing time due 
to various injuries. 

However, this season 
seems to have come full cir- 
cle for the Golden Eagle sen- 
iors. With new coach 
Jennifer Harrison, Clarion 
is 24-4 with a 6-3 PSAC- 
West record after their 3-0 
win against lUP Tuesday 
night. Even more fulfilling 
to the senior class, they will 
be in the PSAC Playoffs for 
the first time since their 
freshmen season in 2004. 

As Dvorsky put it, "I 
think we had a heck of a 
journey to get here, so I'm 
excited for our senior day." 

While the future is 
bright for Golden Eagle vol- 
leyball, there is no doubt 
that this year's group will be 
sorely missed. Statistically 
speaking. Clarion will find it 
difficult to replace what 
they are losing. Going into 
their game against Indiana 
on Tuesday, the Golden 
Eagle seniors have com- 



bined for 1,007 kills, 117 
service aces, 1177 assists, 
172 total blocks and 1,422 
digs this season. 

While Fiorillo has 
enjoyed her team's success 
this year, she is not ready 
for it to be over. 

"This year has definitely 
been the best memory for 
me. It's sad that it's coming 
to an end. but it's been a 
really great four years." 

Even though Clarion 
will have more games to 
play after this Saturday, 
their final home game will 
mark the end of a signifi- 
cant chapter of their playing 
career. 

"We spent the majority 
of our college careers here 
[Tippin]." said Angermeier. 
"Moving on outside of 
Tippin will be weird." 

The senior volleyball 
class of 2008 will look to end 
their home schedule on a 
winning note this Saturday 
at 1 p.m. Win or lose 
though, it has been one suc- 
cessful ride for the Golden 
Eagle seniors. However, the 
old adage of "There's no 
place like home" will surely 
be on their minds as they 
play at Tippin Gymnasium 
for one final time. 



Soccer wraps up season with 4-1 loss 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_tckovalovs@clarion.eclu 



CLARION, Oct 26 - After 
winning their first game in 
over a month, the Golden 
Eagles soccer team fell 4-1 
to fell to the Shippensburg 
Raiders (8-12) in a cross 
division match this past 
Friday. Clarion's final 
record is 3-6-1 in division 
play and 5-11-3 overall. 

The Raiders opened up 
the scoring in the 25th 
minute when Gayle 
Kuntzmann scored on an 
unassisted goal. 

Jill Miller tied the game 
when she scored on a cross 
shot in the 52nd minute. 
Caitlyn Borden was credited 
with the assist. 

Kuntzmann didn't let 
the tie stand for long. She 
scored again in the 66th 
minute. She finished her 
hat trick performance in the 
81st minute with yet anoth- 
er goal. Mallory Skipp 



rubbed it in the Golden 
Eagle's faces, scoring with 
less than a minute left. 

Both teams had 11 
shots, four in the first half 
and seven in the second. 
Rachel Schmitz led the way 
with three for Clarion. 
Three other players added 
two of their own. 

Kuntzmann led the 
Raiders with three shots. 
Teammate Jamie Goetze 
was close behind with two. 

Despite a rough ending, 
there were some positive 
notes to the season. Senior 
goalkeeper Jess Reed posted 
the best season of her 
career. She ended with 
career highs in save per- 
centage (.797), shutouts (5) 
and goals against average 
(1.72). 

Jill Miller, a freshman, 
led the team with four goals, 
resulting in eight total 
points. She was second in 
shots with 22, trailing only 
Chelsea Wolff who had 28 of 
her own. She ended the sea- 



son leading the team in shot 
percentage, too, with .182. 

Schmitz was second on 
the team in points with 
seven. She had three goals 
and one assist. With 21 
total shots on goal, she was 
second oh the team in shot 
percentage with .143. 

There were, obviously, 
downsides to the season. 
Clarion was outshot by its 
opponents 335 to 178. They 
were also outscored 44 to 11. 
They had less than half the 
corner kicks that their oppo- 
nents did, losing that battle 
107 to 50. 

Clarion looks to improve 
next season. They will be 
losing three solid starters in 
Reed, midfielder Ashley 
Downs, and defenseman 
Aimee Zellers. 

Clarion finished the sea- 
son tied for fourth place 
with Lock Haven, each hav- 
ing identical division 
records. However Lock 
Haven posted the better 
overall record, 8-10-1. 



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Volume 94 Issue 9 



November 0, 2007 



CUP efficiency efforts awarded 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoeb(er@clarion.edu 

CLAKIUN, Nov (> - Clarion 
University was recognized 
with a "Partnership Award 
for Innovative Energy 
Sdlutions" for the 

LhiivcrsityV recent imple- 
mentation of innovative 
miergy systems that utilize 
natural gas technology. 

The university was not 
icquired to apply for this 
award, but rather an indus- 
trial partner of CUP submit- 
ted the project. 

According to Joshua 



Pittsburgh Westin Hotel. 

According to the Oct. 10 
news release fi'oni 

University Relations, the 
director of Clarion's 
Biotechnology Busini'ss 
Development Center, Robert 
Huemmrich accepted the 
award on behalf of the 
University. 

"We believe that energy 
is the most important issue 
facing soci- 



uiiiversity would generate 
more energy on campus 
then what the campus actu- 
ally uses. 

"We I'ould be a renew 



projects looking at improv- 
ing energy efficiency on 
campus. 

The CFLs are four times 
more efficient than incan- 



Senate addresses 
pedestrian safety 



able energy provider, rather de.scent bulbs and the uni- 
than an energy consumer." versity can potentially save 



said Peai'ce. "Currentlv we 



dollars 



buy most of oui' energy, but 
with .systems like the hybrid 
microturbine-photovoltaic 
ai'iay we will be generating 



p. 



■earcc. assistant professor 
of physics and coordinator of 
iianotechnology and sus- 
lainability Science and 
Policy Programs, this was a 
very competitive award to 
earn. 

"The award helped rec- 
ognize the University's com- 
mitment to environmental 
stewardship and advanced 
energy technologies," said 
Pearce. "Clarion University 
is positioning itself to be the 
leader in western 

I'enn.sylvania in sustainable 
energy. " 

The non-profit Fnergy 
Solutions Center made the 
award to the University 
during the Center's 
TcchiKilogy and Market 
.Assessment Forum at the 



ety this 
century." 
he said. 
"We have 
made a 
commit- 
ment to 
high-tech 

sustainable Energy systems 
in the operations on campus 
and we hope to continue to 



thousands o 
because of this. 

"If anyone sees an 
incandescent bulb on cam- 
pus report it immediately, it 
is literally burn- 
ing your tuition 
money and 

wasting ener- 
gy," said Pearce. 

Pennsylvania in sustainable energy. There are liter 



Clarion University is positioning 
itself to be the leader in western 



-Pearce 



a lot of our own electrical 
power and heat." 

Clarion Universitv 



provide demonstrations of already has one campus 
the .state-of-the-art for local building. Thorn II. that pro- 



businesses and industry." 

Pearce said this is not 
the first advanced energy 
system that has been imple- 
mented at Clarion 
University, but it is "one of 
the most innovative, as very 
few combined heat and 
power systems are coupled 
with renewable energy sys- 
tems like solar cells." 

However. the 

University's energy efforts 
do not stop here. Within the 
next 10 years. Pearce hopes 
for CUP to be a net enefg\- 
exporter, meaning that the 



duces all of its electrical 
power with a solar photo- 
voltaic tracker. 

Pearce hopes to repli- 
cate that for the entire cam- 
pus. 

"This is the future of 



ally hundreds of 
things we could 
to to make the 
campus more energy effi- 
cient." 

The university is mak- 
ing strides to become more 
efficient with the new 
Science and Technology 
Center. 

The natural gas fired 
microturbine in the new sci- 
ence center will produce 
electricity and will capture 
waste heat, which is called 




(Photo courtesy of IStockphotos) 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s ielichvar@clarion.eclu 



energy and I would like to combined heat and power 
see CUP demonstrating it (CHP). according to Pearce. 



first." said Pearce. 

In an effort to continue 
the conservation of energy, 
the univei'sity recently 
switched most of its incan- 
descent lights to compact 
Huore.scent light (CFLs) 
bulbs because of student 



CUP has set itself apart 
as none of the other 13 state 
universities has won this 
award. 

See "ENERGY" 
continued on page 2. 



CLARION, Nov. 5 - 
Faculty senate addressed 
Campbell Hall demolition, 
pedestrian safety and the 
Science and Technology 
Center construction sched- 
ule at the Nov. 5 meeting. 
Sue Courson of the 
Institutional Resourses 
Committee and assistant 
professor of science educa- 
tion, addressed the con- 



cerns about pedestrian 
safety and crosswalks. 

Courson also 

announced the upcoming 
Safety Walk which will 
determine areas of campus 
that are unsafe for pedes- 
trians. 

The committee now 
has representation from 
Disability Services and 
may have a physically dis- 
abled student go on the 
walk. 

See "FACULTY" 
continued on page 2. 



Professors earn 
tenure, promotion 



Lindsay Grystar 
Clarion Call Editor-in-Chief 

s_Hgrystar@clarion.edu 

Facidty members were 
honored by President 
Joseph Grunenwald for 
receiving tenure and pro- 
motion in Carlson Library 
during a Promotion and 
Tenure Recognition 

Reception. 

The ceremony, which 
was sponsored by Carlson 
Library and the Office of 
the Provost, honored facul- 
ty who were promoted to 
associate or full-time pro- 
fessor, and those receiving 
tenure in the past year. 

Faculty honored had to 
submit their strengths in 
many categories, including 
teaching effectiveness, 
scholarly growth and con- 
tributions to the 
University. 

■'Trying to do my very 
best at every project I 
encounter, using my cre- 
ativity to develop new and 
unique ways to serve the 
university with my 
strengths ... and wiUing- 
ness to spend time and 
energy on activities that 
serve the university out- 
side my discipline ... go 
into 'what I have done' to 
achieve this honor," said 
Mariloui.se Michel, who 



said she has taught at 
Clarion for around 18 
years and was promoted 
to full professor at the 
ceremony. 

Faculty promoted to 
full professor include'- 
Marilyn Harhai, library 
science! Todd Lavin, politi- 
cal science! Kevin 
Stemmler, English: and 
Michel, theatre. 

Those promoted to 
associate professor 

include: Henry Alviani, 
music; Debbie Ciesielka, 
nursing! Patricia Kolencik, 
education! Andrew 

Lingwall, mass media arts 
journalism and communi- 
cation studies! and Laurie 
Occhipinti, anthropology, 
geolog\' and earth science. 

"For promotion, it is 
important to be a good 
teacher, and 1 am pleased 
that I am able to work 
closely with students in 
the anthropology program 
and from majors across the 
university in all of my 
classes," said Occhipinti, 
who is in her fifth year 
with Clarion University 

Faculty members pro- 
moted to tenure were also 
recognized at the recep- 
tion. 

See "PROFESSOR" 
continued on page 2. 



PR professional to speali at Clarion 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmncliarcl@clarion.eclu 

CLARION. Nov. 5 - The 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will be hosting guest speak- 
er, Jared Myers of Ketchum 
Public Relations 
Pittslnu'gh. on Nov. 19 at 
7:.'{() p.m. in 107 Founders 
Hall. 

Myers will speak on a 
variety of public relations 
i-elated topics including the 
life of a public relations pro- 
fessional, recent projects at 
Ketchum. beneficial advice 
on how to successfully break 
into the business and his 
own personal climb to suc- 
cess. 

"I really want to share 
some insight with the stu- 
dents," said Myers. "1 want 
to show them the industry 
[public relations] and what 
it's like in the public rela- 
tions v.'orkforce." 

Cii'aduating from 

Slippery Rock University 
with a Bachelor of Science 
in Creative Writing, Myers 
ciu'rently serves as a senior 
account executive for 
Ketchum Public Relations. 

His duties include man- 
aging budgets and project 
teams for an assortment of 
Kellogg Company brands, 
such as Special K and All- 
Bran. 




Public Relations 
Student Society 
of America 



Myers has also woi-ked 
among teams who have 
received praise from clients 
such as the Canned Food 
Alliance and Best Buy's 
Geek Squad. 

Previous to working for 
Ketchum. Myers served the 
United States Navy as a 
civilian public affairs officer, 
coordinating media rela- 
tions for ship deployments 
and navy community rela- 
tions programs. 

Myers also worked for 
an advertising and public 
relations agency in Virginia 
Beach as an account execu- 
tive. Being involved in pub- 
lic relations, as well as an 
avid golf and fishing enthu- 
siast. Myers was charged 
with escorting editors, 
reporters and television pro- 
ducers to all of the best golf 
and fishing spots in Virginia 
Beach. Myers is presently 
pursuing his Master of Arts 
Degree in Professional 



Writing from Slippery Rock 
University. 

Ketchum's began in 
1923 when George 
Ketchum. a graduate of the 
University of Pittsburgh, 
founded Ketchum Publicity 

In the eight decades of 
its existence, Ketchum has 
won numerous awards and 
accolades, making it one of 
the top-rated companies in 
the industry. 

The Public Relations 
Society of America (PRSA) 
has awarded Ketchum 102 
Silver Anvils, more than any 
other company in public 
relations. Most recently, 
Ketchum was the recipient 
of PRWeek's 2007 "Product 
Brand Development 

Campaign of the Year." 

The PRSSA was found- 
ed bv the PRSA in 1968. 

Clarion's PRSSA has 
been active for three years 
and works to cultivate a 
favorable and mutuallv 



advantageous relationship 
between students and pro- 
fessional public relations 
practitioners. 

"This is such a great 
opportunity for not only 
PRSSA members, but also 
for anyone who is interested 
in the public relations field," 
said PRSSA vice president 
of public relations Natalie 
Kennell. "We, as an execu- 
tive board, strive to sched- 
ule events that will be very 
informative and beneficial 
to students, so it's important 
to take advantage of this 
well-known speaker. The 
topics covered by Myers 
should help students who 
plan on breaking into the 
field and also provide them 
with the opportunity to ask 
any questions they may 
have. We are looking for- 
ward to a good turnout and 
a successful event." 

This event is mandatory 
for all PRSSA members. 
However, all students are 
welcome to attend. 

PRSSA meetings are 
held bi-weekly and are open 
to all students interested in 
becoming a member of the 
organization. 

The organization regu- 
larly offers seminars 
through their parent organi- 
zation PRSA and hosts 
numerous speakers 

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student senate discusses 
budget, housing and dining 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call News Editor 

s ieerickson@clarion.edu 




CLARION. Nov. 5 - On 
Monday, Nov. 5. senate dis- 
cussed housing and dining 
issues, as well as the budg- 
et. 

The first topic of discus- 
sion was the updated budg- 
ets of the .student senate. 

Student senate treasur- 
er and human resources and 
management major, 

Heather Puhalla announced 
the budgets. 

The student senate bal- 
ance is $25,037.58, supple- 
mentary fund is $47,762.72, 
supplementary reserve is 
$119,471.62, capital is 
$179,186.10 and large item 
capital is $170,741.25. 

The Housing Concerns 
Committee announced that 
there will be shelves 
installed in the shower 
stalls so that residents can 
have space to store their 
shower accessories. 

Additionally, the univer- 
sity is in the process of 
building new resident halls. 

There will be two new 
resident halls and they will 
house 350 students. 



Once the new halls are 
completed, Becht Hall will 
no longer be used as a resi- 
dent hall. 

In Chandler Dining Hall 
a model of the new dorms 
will be built so students can 
see what they look like 
before completion. 

Director of the Office of 
Campus Life, Dr. Jeff Waple 
said, "There will be a bus 
over Thanksgiving break 
going to the Philadelphia 
area and the cost is $50." 

The bus will travel east 
to Harrisburgh, King of 
Prussia and Philidelphia. 

The bus will leave on 
Tuesday and return on 
Sunday. 

Students can sign up 
with Lee Kroll in the CSA 
office in the Gemmell 
Student Complex. 

The Dining Concerns 
committee said that there is 
talk about not using trays in 
the cafeteria. 

The idea is that stu- 
dents will just use plates 
without a tray. 

With no trays they are 
hoping that students will 
begin to take less food 
instead of wasting food. 

According to the Dining 
Committee the extra food 
that is not taken by stu- 
dents will be given to chari- 
ty- 
It was announced that 

the winners for the equity 
awards have been chosen. 

The winners will be pre- 
sented with their awards at 
the upcoming equity dinner 
on Nov. 14. 



News Briefs 

Compiled by Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

■ The CUP novice debate team of Andrew Zachar, jun- 
ior managment major and freshman Nate Renuadin, 
environmental biology major, advanced to the semi- 
finals at the Liberty University tournament over the 
weekend. They fell in that round to Boston College, 2-1. 



■ Clarion County District Attorney Mark Aaron won 
his third four-year term with 2,586 over opponent 
Lavieta Lerch with 2,524. 



■ The Clarion Area Chamber of Business and Industry 
announced the contest for the theme of the 2008 
National City Autumn Leaf Festival. The deadline for 
receiving entries is Dec. 7. 



■ The Clarion Nanotechnology Program is hosting the 
keynote address of Clarion Physics Day, 
"Nanofabrication Manufacturing Technology - The jobs 
of the future" by Amy Brunner of Penn State University 
on Nov. 19 at 12 p.m. in the Gemmell MPR. 



■ The Clarion Borough will host "Customer 
Appreciation Day is on Monday, Nov 19 from 9 a.m. 
until 8 p.m. 



■ The CUP music department's Wind Ensemble will 
perform on Sunday, Nov. 11 to 7 p.m. in the Robert W. 
Rhoades Auditorium at the CUP Venango campus. 



■ Clarion University's annual International Cultural 
Night, "A World Without Boundaries," wil be held on 
Friday, Nov. 9 at 7 p.m. in the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room (MPR). 



■ The University Activities Board is hosting comedian, 
Dan Cummins on Nov. 15 in the Gemmell MPR at 
8 p.m. 



"PROFESSORS" 
continued from 
front page. 

Faculty members who 
received tenure include^ 
Ishmael Doku, library sci- 
ence, Melissa Downes, 
English, Kathleen Murphy, 
education, Uraina Pack, 
English. Brenda Ponsford, 
marketing and Yun Shao, 



modern languages. 
Those who were honored at 
the event were asked to 
select a book to be placed in 
Carlson Library in their 
honor. 

Faculty that picked 
books to placed in Carlson 
Library noted different 
reasons for picking their 
individual books. 

Michel, who chose 



"Why New Orleans 
Matters" by Tom Piazza to 
dedicate to Carlson library 
said, "I am from New 
Orleans, and find it's influ- 
ence on my personality and 
professional Ufe to be more 
and more present as I grow 
older ... In some small way 
I guess I hope that people 
will pick up this book to 
learn what is at risk if 



attention is not paid to the 
rebuilding of what was lost 
in Katrina." 

"Clarion has been the 
perfect match for what I 
do. UnUke other universi- 
ties I have taught at, we 
prepare for meaningful 
careers," said Lingwall, 
who is in his fourth year 
with Clarion University. 



"FACULTY" contin- 
ued from front page. 

A main issue for pedestrians 
are the cross walks. 

Courson said "It is dan- 
gerous out front. There are 
too many cross walks in the 
wrong places." 

Currently, all cross 
walks are cut straight 
across. This does not accom- 
modate the dips made in the 
side walk for wheelchairs. 



The cross walks would have 
to be cut at an angle for a 
wheelchair to go directly 
from one side of the street to 
another. 

Faculty senate members 
also pointed out that with 
the current construction 
projects there is no side 
walk between Founders and 
Carrier. 

Courson also addressed 
the deconstruction of 
Campbell Hall. She said 



that many people have been 
curious about its decon- 
struction. 

The building is undergo- 
ing an abatement process 
inside, which could take sev- 
eral weeks or months, and 
will not be removed until 
that is finished. 

As a result, parking will 
be affected and ideas of how 
to solve this are being dis- 
cussed. One suggestion is 
that they relocate certain 



parking lots. 

Courson was in favor of 
this idea and said that too 
many people are using par- 
ticular lots such as the one 
beside Hart Chapel and she 
said the result is that the 
lots on one side of campus 
are overcrowded. 

Additionally, construc- 
tion on the Science and 
Technology Center is behind 
by at least a semester. 

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The ClanoD Call provides a synopsis of all crim- 
inal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
October/November 2007. All information can be 
accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
httpV/www.clarion.edu/admin/pubUcsafetyAoca- 
tion.shtml. 

■ Nov, 5, at 2^16 a.m., University Police were dis- 
patched to the second floor of Nair Hall for a disturbed 
student. The incident is under investigation. 



■ Nov. 1 at 1^50 a.m., Clinton Branchen, 18, of 
Sewickly, Pa., was observed staggering on a sidewalk 
near Carlson Library. Branchen was cited for underage 
consumption and public drunkenness. 



■ Nov. 1, at 3:13 a.m., University Police were dispact- 
ed to the construction site of the science center for a 
report of a bulldozer on fire. The Clarion Fire Company 
responded and the Pa. State Police fire marshal was 
called to investigate. It was determined that the fire 
started from an electrical problem. 



■ Oct. 25, at 3:30 p.m., Nathan Semovoski, 21, of 
Monaca, Pa., was charged with furnishing alcohol to 
minors. Semovoski was cited for furnishing alcohol for 
a large party that took place at Laurel Glen Court in 
Reinhard Villages. 



■ Oct. 27, at 1:20 a.m., Jamie Bowser, 24, of Clarion, 
Pa, was cited for public drunkenness after University 
Police observed Bowser staggering and running into 
the construction fence by Lot G. 



"ENERGY" continued 
from front page. 

Pearce did indicate, howev- 
er, that Mercyhurst College 
received an award for their 
Old Main, which was built 
near the turn of the century 
and has an aging steam sys- 
tem with a central boiler. 
The system at Mercyhurst 
was converted to a state-of- 
the-art hydronic system 
with modular boilers, elec- 



tric chiller, and advanced 
direct digital control system 
and, according to Pearce 
"the critical challenge was 
to design and install the 
new system while maintain 
the historic buildings archi- 
tectural integrity." 

Pearce said, "This was a 
good project and they did 
some clever things, but 
frankly, it's child's play com- 
pared to the CUP system." 



uidation damage fees for the 
construction company. 
Depending on how the com- 
pany responds this could 
benefit the University's cost 
in building the center. 

However, President 
Joseph Grunenwald said, 
"Our hope is that they get 
back on schedule." 

Speaking on behalf of 
Student Affairs, John 
McCullough, announced 
that Robert Levy of the 



Theatre Department is now 
the faculty advisor for the 
University Activities Board. 
Professor of Education, 
Patty Kolencik of Faculty 
Affairs announced that on 
Nov. 14, professor of 
English, Kathleen Welsch 
will be doing a presentation 
entitled "Tales from the 
Archives of 19th Century 
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now can be located within a 
1 block radius from their 
parents' cell phones, college 
students can be reached at a 
moment's notice and grand- 
mothers around the globe 
can relay messages like 
"IDK, my BFF Rose?" all in 
text message shorthand. 

That's all fine and 
dandy, but don't people real- 
ize that there is a time and a 
place for phone conversa- 
tions? 

For example, one fine 
day in the glorious dining 
area of the Gemmell 
Student Complex, I'm wait- 
ing in line for some pasta. 
There's a girl in front of me 
on her cell phone and a guy 
behind me texting so fast it's 
a wonder the keypad on his 
phone hasn't become molten 
goo. As the line inches 
towards the counter, the 



razzled staff looks at the 
girl, who is now next in line, 
and rolls their eyes without 
her realizing it. She says to 
her friend on the pink rhine- 
stone-coated phone, "Oh, 
hey, hold on. I gotta get my 
food." and starts her order 
without even moving the 
handset away from her face. 
As soon as she's done asking 
for her buffalo chicken 
pizza, she starts her conver- 
sation back up. cackling 
about her friend trying to 
hook up with a bunch of 
boys last night while she 
was plastered. 

Honestl}^ can't people go 
without talking on their 
phones all the time? If you 
want to talk to someone, ask 
them to have lunch with you 
or something. People around 
you don't want to hear about 
your hookups, diseases, fail- 
ing grades or weekend plans 
while waiting in line for food 
or sitting in desks before 
classes. 

Also, speakerphones are 
not meant to be used while 
you're walking down the 
sidewalk on campus. It's 
just stupid. See the last 
paragraph as to why. 



Texting can he useful. It 
can .save you from falling 
asleep in an incredibly bor- 
ing class. It can automati- 
cally relay to people around 
you that you're an inconsid- 
erate fool too. My favorites 
are the people that sit in 
movies in front of me that 
feel the need to text 50 of 
their closest friends. It's 
always during a part of the 
movie where your full atten- 
tion has to be directed to the 
screen. These buggers flip 
open their phone and make 
stomping noises on the keys 
while the film pans across a 
silent scene. They also have 
the light on their phone set 
so bright that my eyes can't 
help but dart to the source. 
My eyes are like a moth 
attracted to a bug zapper on 
a hick's front porch. After I 
note how the person in front 
of me is an idiot. I realize 1 
just missed one of the piv- 
otal plot points for the whole 
flick. Thanks. 

I wish that certain indi- 
viduals did not have a phone 
to spread their pointless 
drivel to everyone else who 
is forced to listen. Almost 
everyone at Clarion has a 
cell phone, but if you notice, 
considerate people usually 
take their phone calls out- 
side of a building or they 
just ignore them until their 
finished doing whatever 
they are doing. Also, when 
you're talking to a friend 
and you see that someone 
else is calling you and you 



answer it, you are being 
rude. Stop it. Your friend is 
there to talk to you. not 
stare at you while you flirt 
with your hunk of the week 
on the other end. 

1 think there is a won- 
derful way of telling people 
how to use their cell phones. 
It's called etiquette. I think 
our society has forgotten 
about this radical idea. 
Every phone service 
provider should offer lessons 
on how and when to tactful- 
ly u.se the phone. The world 
would be a much nicer and 
less noisy place, that's for 
sure. You're not entitled to 
annoy everyone with that 
horrendous ringer that 
makes peoples" skin crawl as 
it plays for the thirtieth text 
message you've received in 
two minutes. 

What I'm asking you to 
do is to consider just how 
annoying you can be while 
you're on your cell phone 
and cut down on your yap- 
ping time in public. Go 
home and have long convos 
with your friends. You can 
practice your newfound eti- 
quette by refraining from 
talking to your BFF Rose in 
the pasta line. The rest of 
the world will thank vou. 



The writer is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and photos & graph- 
ics editor of The Call. 



Marilouise Michel 

mmichel@clanon.edu 



<«- 



Drama comes m many 
forms. The Clarion 
University Eagles football 
team taught me a lesson 
about that today. 

I am a self-proclaimed 
football nut. After attend- 
ing the New Orleans Saints 
first game in my (early) 
childhood, and suffering 
long and being long suffer- 
. ing with them until their 
respectable season last year, 
I can talk football with most 
anybod}-. In high school, I 
watched as a cheerleader, 
and then later held the 
chains which was a REAL 
thrill. I never attended a 
Division one, or even a divi- 
sion two school, but wherev- 
er I was in the country I 
always followed the SEC 
and the NFL. Super Bowls 
in the New Orleans Super 
Dome are something every- 
one should experience at 
least once. 

So it was with adoles- 
cent enthusiasm that I 
accept Coach Jay Foster's 
invitation to serve as 
"Honorary Coach" for the 
Eagles game against lUP on 
October 27, 2007. 

I was invited to break- 
fast with the team - a some- 




what somber event with 
everyone but me in ties as 
they focused on the chal- 
lenge of facing a seven and 
one team Vv'hose reputation 
proceeded them . Coach pre- 
sented me with a baseball 
cap and allowed me to speak 
a few words to the team. 1 
appreciated their attention 
and willingness to laugh at 
my jokes. I mean, who the 
heck was I? 

I was allowed on the 
field during warm-ups and 
in the locker room with the 
coaches before the game. 1 
was so impressed with how 
welcome 1 was made to feel 
and how patient everyone 
was with my questions. 
Coach Foster addressed the 
team before the game, and 
encouraged them to "play 
sixty minutes" and thought- 
fully but eagerly pursue 
their first win of the season. 

This group of men woi'k- 
ing together never ceased to 
impress me. Gaining an 




Photo Courtesy of Marilouise Michel. 



early lead which they car- 
ried into the third quarter. 1 
saw coaches spontaneously 
embrace players after effec- 
tive plays, the banter 
between the coaches and 
referees, the bone crushing 
sound of the hits and the 
speed, agility and passion of 
these young athletes. Early 
in the game, an lUP player 
fell to the ground laying face 
down for a long time. He 
was subsequently taken off 
the field in an ambulance, 
but word on the field was 
that he would most likely be 
ok. It was a long and solemn 
reminder of just what these 
young men actually risk 
each Saturday. And how 
much it means to them. 

At half time, the coaches 
heatedly discussed the 
areas where the players 
could improve so they could 
address the "sleeping dog" 
they had awakened. The 
players seemed determined 
to maintain their lead and 
carry the game 
through to victo- 
ry- 

As lUP fum- 
bled the kick-off 
and we turned 
that into seven 
points, it looked 
like that could 
actually hap- 
pen. I had a 
grand old time 
running up and 
down the side- 
lines, moving 
back each time 
the plays came 
my way so I 
wouldn't get 
killed, cheering, 
swearing and 
grinning like a 
kid in a candv 



store. I appreciated both 
the players that smiled back 
at me, and the ones too 
absorbed in the.t0§k,jat,hand 
to notice -me. <*-- — .x. ,.„..... 

The players were 
focused and played with 
heart. The coaches were at 
one moment encouraging 
and the next moment chew- 
ing someone out with gusto. 
The game was of course not 
without it's mistakes, the 
sum total of which eventual- 
ly cost them their lead and 
the win, but I saw first hand 
that they came to play and 
they played until the last 
snap when lUP knelt down 
rather than chance a tie 
breaking heart stopper. 

After the game. Coach 
gathered the players and his 
staff in the end zone to de- 
brief the team. Surrounded 
by young un-helmeted men 
gazing up at him, to help 
them learn and mover for- 
ward, he had some harsh 
words for the victory that 
slipped through their fin- 
gers. But. in the cold breeze 
of the approaching dusk, as 
the marching played the 
alma mater softly in the 
background, coach told the 
players he was proud of 
each and every one of them. 
I couldn't have staged it bet- 
ter mvself. And this was 
REAL 

We long suffering fans of 
the New Orleans Saints 
have two sayings when we 
are cheering on our team. 
The first is "We Believe." 
and look where the Saints 
got last year (and they 
might even be turning it 
around THIS year!). The 
second is "Bless You F5oys!I" 
Both of these apply to the 
hard working men of the 
Eagles football team. I was 
truly impressed and am 
proud and honored to have 
been offered the opportunity 
to be a part of it all for a day. 
I'll continue cheering my 
head off at all the future 
games because "I 

BELIEVE." Bless you boys!! 



I'jIiliiNiilJj'llm III lliHliii^iiiil Trill iin ta 



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A World Without 
Boundaries 




Clarion International Association presents an evening of 
cultural entertainment and international foods 

November 9 at 7 p.m. 

Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room 
Free Admission, Donations Appreciated 



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students learn how to design a spot in cyberspace 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

S_rpmiller@clarion.ecUi 

For stiuli'iits who arc 
not very "computer savv>" 
or just needt'd holp brushing 
up their tirhnology skills, 
there was a \vorksho[) 
Thursday night in Becker 
Hall that attempted to help 
cure all those computer 
woes. 

"Make You Own Web 
site" was a computer work- 
shop ran by Tech Floor. The 
workshop was held so that 
students could perfect their 
Web site development abili- 
ties for the future. 

This was the first year 
for the proiji'am. Besides 
"Make Your Own Web site," 
Tech Floor has done numer- 
ous events and tasks for the 
Clarion Campus, including 
teaching people how to run 
JavaScript, making the 360 



site for Admissions, creating 
the I'Vote site for students 
to vote for CampusFest and 
they are currently working 
on a database for a Web site 
for interview questions. 

"Make Your Own 
Website" was basically for 
students who needed help 
when it came to computers. 
Students could learn how to 
build any type of Web site, 
whether it be a personal 
page, such as a MySpace or 
Facebook. or a page that 
they needed, like to start a 
business or for a fraternity 
or sorority. Members of Tech 
Floor helped guide students 
through the basic process 
and steps of making a Web 
site, 

"I was just hired to be 
director at the Cochrenton 
Public Library, and their 
Web site needs some 
improving," said Robin 
Pundeak, a senior Library 
Science major who attended 



the workshop. "I want to 
make it more userfriendly 
and appealing to people." 

Pundeak learned how to 
insert pictures into the Web 
site so she can post pictures 
of books and movies that the 
library has available. 

"It's been fantastic and a 
huge help," said Pundeak. 
She was guided by Tech 
Floor member Nathan 
Bowler, a junior with a dual 
major in computer science 
and information systems. 

Ben Leech, a senior 
Information Systems major, 
has been the president of 
the Tech Floor for a year and 
explained the process and 
elements of making a Web 
site. 

"It really starts with 
what you want it to look 
like," said Leech. "Then you 
can tweak it here and there 
and make it the way you 
really want it." 

Leech made his own 



template to go off of so he 
could help those students 
who were struggling and 
make it as easy as possible 
for them. Leech explained 
that you can start with text 
on a program like Textpad 
or Notepad, and go from 
there. The template that he 
created allowed students to 
copy and paste whatever 
they wanted for their Web 
site. 

This also allowed stu- 
dents to put in the HTML 
(Hyper Text Market 
Language) codes that they 
wanted as well. HTML lets 
students put in different 
graphics and colors that 
they want. 

"It's like the definition of 
your website," said Leech. 

The time it takes for 
students to make a basic 
and short website is usually 
an hour, but it could take 
several hours depending on 
how fancy they make it. 




Tech Floor hosted "Make Your Own Web site' to teact) students 
how to design their own pages on the Internet. (The Clarion 
Call/Sean Montgomery) 



One can include a variety of 
features in a Web site, such 
as Flashplayer for movies 
and games, with efficient 
knowledge. 

Events like these just go 



to show that you don't have 
be left in the dust when it 
comes to technology and 
that anyone can have their 
own Utile spot in cyber 
space. 



Equity Week focuses on women's giobai issues 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s sadesmond@clarion.edu 




Farooio Gauhari will (lie be 
keynote speaker for Equity 
Week. She will talk about her 
experiences in war-torn 
Afghanistan. (The Clarion 
Call/courtesy of Newswire) 



Next week is the start of 
the 13th annual Social 
Equity Week. This year's 
theme is "Women in Conflict 
Zones: War. Peace and 
Reconciliation." 

"We wanted to focus on 
women and the impact war 
and conflict have on women 
globally," said Dr. Jocelind 
(lant^ the Associate to the 
President for Social Equity 
ind Director of 

International Programs at 
Clarioa Uniyersity 

The activities and pre- 
sentations throughout the 
week will focus on women 
and the global issues facing 
women today. 

Farooka Gauhari will 
open the week as the 
keynote speaker on Nov. 12 
at 7 p.m. in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room (MPR). 



Gauhari is a native of 
Afghanistan and tells her 
story in her book, 
"Searching for Saleem^ An 
Afghan Woman's Odyssey." 

When her homeland 
was invaded by the Soviet 
Union, her husband Saleem 
disappeared. She searched 
for him as war destroyed the 
country she knew. 

The second aspect of the 
week is a roundtable discus- 
sion about "What does it 
mean to be a global citizen?" 

Presentations during 
the roundtable discussion 
include Mona Ibraham, 
"What it means to be a 
Global Citizen;" Fatima 
Hashmi, "My Experiences in 
the USA;" and Rev. Deacon 
Charl Ann Kapp, "An 
American in Tanzania, East 
Africa." 



The roundtable lunch- 
eon will be held on Nov. 13 
at 11:30 a.m. in 250 
Gemmell Student Complex. 
Those in attendance will be 
able to share their perspec- 
tives and participate in dis- 
cussion over lunch. 

Wrapping up the events 
is the Equity Dinner and 
Awards Ceremony. Dr. 
Regina Birchem will be the 
featured speaker and vari- 
ous awards will be given 
out, including a new one for 
global citizenship. 

5i"chem is a, biplpgist 
and consultant. She has met 
with many women across 
the world over the past 25 
years, including conflict 
zones like Sierra Leone and 
the Middle East. 

The dinner will be held 
Nov. 17 at 7 p.m. in 



Chandler Dining Hall. It is 
a way for minority and 
majority students to get 
together to recognize faculty 
and community members 
for their advancements 
towards equality. 

Equity Week was devel- 
oped to celebrate and recog- 
nize diversity and equality. 
Gant also hopes that will 
educate students how they 
can participate in a global 
society. 

Other sponsors of the 
events throughout the week 
are the Women's Studies 
Department, the 

Presidential Commission on 
Human Relations, the 
Presidential Commission on 
the Status of Women, 
Pennsylvania Center for 
Diversity and Education 
Leadership, the Martin 



Luther King, Jr. Committee 
and Student Senate. 

The Office of Social 
Equity's duties on campus 
include monitoring hiring 
practices across the 
University, handling com- 
plaints from students, facul- 
ty and staff about discrimi- 
nation and advancing the 
University's mission on 
equity, diversity and civility. 

According to the office's 
Web site, their mission is to 
"advance the University's 
commitment to equality of 
opportunity and equity, pro- 
mote the democratic princi- 
ples of social justice, pro- 
mote equitable practices 
and policies and to foster an 
inclusive learning and work- 
ing environment." 



Dancing off the pounds, ballroom style 



Jeannine Stein 
Los Angeles Tinnes 

The schmaltzy sti'ains of 
"Moon River" flow from the 
speakers as couples start to 
waltz in a studio in Santa 
Monica. Calif Under a mir- 
rored ball, they glide across 
the hardwood flooi- with per- 
fect posture, silently 
mouthing the rhythm: one. 
two, three: one. two. three. 

The scene's different 
over the hill in Los Angeles" 
San Fernando Valley. 
Twenty women, mostly clad 
in black workout pants and 
sneakers, sweat profusely to 
a spirited jive step as "Proud 
Mary" blasts and their 
teacher screams, "I need 
attitude!" 

Both classes are part of 
a full-tilt revival of ballroom 
dance. Otherwise closeted 
dancers are finding them- 
selves attempting a waltz. 
fox trot, cha-cha or tango. 
Thanks in part to the popu- 
larity of shows such as 
"Dancing With the Stars," 
ballroom has gone from 
stodgy and un-hip to cool. 

Southern California 
dance studios are experienc- 
ing a steep uptick in the 
demand for classes. And 
somewhere between a box 
step and a crossover turn, 
people are discovering that 
ballroom offei'S a great, less- 
tedious workout. 

"The idea that you have 
to go to the gym and get on 
the stair climber or take an 



aerobics class is silly," says 
John Jakicic, chairman of 
the department of health 
and physical activity at the 
University of Pittsburgh. 
"There is some evidence 
that almost any kind of 
dancing has a very high- 
energy expenditure to it, 
and the activity is continu- 
ous for at least minutes at a 
time, so there are cardiores- 
piratory changes going on." 

Dance has a built-in 
social factor, too. Being 
accountable to a dance part- 
ner or friends who expect to 
see you in class is a great 
motivator for sticking with 
it. 

And it's fun-which is 
more than most people can 
say about their last spin on 
the elliptical trainer. 
"You're more likely to do it," 
Jakicic says. 

The amount of calories 
burned varies. Half an hour 
of slow dance, such as a fox 
trot, burns about 102 calo- 
ries for a 150-pound person, 
according to the Web site 
CaloriesPerHour.com. A 
faster step, such as salsa, 
can hit 255 calories, "The 
more you can get the whole 
body shaking, the better off 
you'll be." Jakicic says. 

Dance works postural 
muscles in the back and 
abdomen, and because legs 
are moving constantly, they 
should get toned as well. 
(Still, Jakicic adds, if you're 
only dancing a couple of 
times a week, "you need to 
do stuff on other davs-take 



a walk outside," ) 

Two studies have report- 
ed that ballroom dance, on 
the elite level, is an intense 
workout. In one, pubhshed 
in a 2002 supplement of the 
journal Medicine & Science 
in Sports & Exercise, 
Danish researchers tested 
elite amateur ballroom 
dancers' heart rates and 
blood lactate levels. The 
physical demand was con- 
siderable and dancers 
achieved high levels of aero- 
bic and anaerobic activity. 
(Latin dances scored high- 
est.) 

Exertion is likely to be 
less intense for beginners. 
Still, one doesn't have to be 
Maksim Chmerkovskiy or 
Karina Smirnoff to experi- 
ence the benefits of ball- 
room. 

Even after half an hour 
of a waltz class at the Dance 
Doctor studio, students are 
smoothing back hair off of 
moist foreheads. 

Ellen Vash, who lives in 
Santa Monica, started danc- 
ing two years ago. "Within 
six months my clothes start- 
ed falling off me," she says. 
"I lost 15 pounds and went 
down three sizes." Dancing 
five days a week triggered 
other healthful behaviors. 
She ate less and didn't drink 
as much wine. She noticed 
she was more flexible in her 
yoga class. And her stamina 
has improved. "Now I can 
dance for three hours 
straight and not even think 
about it," she says. 




John Cassese dances with Ellen Vash at his Dance Doctor studio in Santa Monica, Calif. (Los 
Angeles Times/Rick Loomis) 



John Cassese, who owns 
the Dance Doctor studio in 
Santa Monica, says new- 
comers are often surprised 
at the calories burned: 
"They say to me, 'Wow, this 
is a workout, and we've only 
had one lesson.'" 

All that gliding may 
look effortless, but it's defi- 
nitely work, even at the 
beginner level, Cassese 
says. Upright posture (in 
ballroom parlance, "dance 
position") is a must for look- 
ing elegant and confident. 
During class, spotting some 
slumping shoulders, he 
stops in the middle of 
explaining a step and asks 



students to walk to the wall. 

"Stand with your feet 
against the floor, your 
calves, buttocks and head 
against the wall," he says. 
"Now walk away from the 
wall in dance position to 
your partner" The class 
obeys-and suddenly every- 
one's standing straight, 
stomachs tucked in, shoul- 
ders back, chins up. The 
most slouchy person in class 
instantly looks like Fred 
Astaire. 

Tami Stevens, who has 
co-owned the Pasadena, 
Ballroom Dance Association 
with her sister Erin for 24 
years, says she's seen a 



steady increase in students 
in recent years. The classes 
there start at a very easy 
level. "We don't want to dis- 
courage anybody." she says. 
Jerry Jordan , co-owner 
of Atomic Ballroom in 
Irvine, Calif., says that 
"Dancing With the Stars," 
as well as other dance shows 
and movies about ballroom 
have made these forms of 
dance part of the U.S. cul- 
ture. "The stereotype that 
it's just for ladies is gone," 
he says. 

See "BALLROOM" 
continued on page 5. 



The Equestrian Club rides and competes 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts®clarion,eclu 

Some students have rid- 
den a horse one time or 
another Well, members of 
the Equestrian Club have a 
chance to experience horse 
riding at Clarion. 

The Equestrian Club 
began in 2003 at Clarion 
University. Its purpose is to 
give students the chance to 
ride the horses and to learn 
the fundamentals. 

The club is also involved 
with an organization called 
Training Toward Self 
Reliance (TTSR), an 




organi/ation thiit helps peo- 
ple with disabilities live on 
their own. The organization 
owns stables called "Glory 
Acres." where the residents 
can ride and feed horses for 
rehabilitation. 

"We have an agreement 
with the TTSR to use sta- 
bles. It's great to be able to 
use their 
stables 
and be 
involved 
with 
organiza- 
t i n . " 
said 
S o n j a 
Heeter. 
the club 
and 
team's 
adviser. 
"The hors- 
es have 
been spe- 
c i a 1 1 y 
selected to 
be moderate and 
calm. Because 
they are work- 
ing with resi- 
dents From 
TTSR, the horses 
have to behave in 
a certain way, so 
their easy to handle 
and ride." 

Amy Keefer is the 
team's coach. She also 
coaches for Slippery 
Rock's team. 




Rachel Junio, president 
of the Equestrian Club has 
been involved with the club 
for three years. 

"I found out about the 
club from a math professor 
who saw an e-mail announc- 
ing a meeting for it and just 
happen to mention it in 
class," she said. "So I went 
to the meeting and have 
been involved ever since." 

The club has 17 mem- 
bers total but only four com- 
pete, Betsy Sutliff. 
Samantha Reynolds, 

Brigitte Muller and Junio. 
They are associated with 
the Intercollegiate Horse 
Show Association, which 
enables college students to 
participate in horse shows 
regardless of his or her or 
riding level. 

Club members ride the 
horses for both recreation 
and practice. The club is 
open to anyone. Beginners 
learn the basics, like trot- 
ting, and advance from 
there. 

"It gives people who 
don't have horses a chance 
to experience the equestri- 
an," said Junio. 

"I like to see novice and 
inexperienced people gain- 
ing confidence, and betrin to 
get better and gain experi- 
ence," said Heeter. 

Besides riding, mem- 
bers help pick out stables, 
feed, water and groom the 



"BALLROOM" 
continued from page 4. 

"as is the notion that you 
have to train for years and 
years. It's for everybody." 
That includes macho guys, 
thanks to sports stars such 
as former football player 
Emmitt Smith and boxer 
Floyd Mayweather taking a 
turn on the dance floor. 

Aclass titled cardio ball- 
room, taught by former 
"Dancing With the Stars" 
dancer Louis Van Amstel, 
offers especially intense 
dance workouts. Van Amstel 
and actress Lisa Rinna, his 
dance partner on the show, 
came up with the 
concept-it's structured like 
an aerobics class, no part- 
ners needed. Van Amstel 
leads this high-energy, hour- 
long workout at Anisa's 
School of Dance in the San 
Fernando Valley. It begins 
with a warm-up, then 



segues into basic salsa, cha- 
cha and jive steps, progres- 
sively adding variations, all 
to speaker-busting levels of 
Mariah Carey, Cher, Gwen 
Stefani and ABBA . 

"We realized that ball- 
room works on a fitness 
level." Van Amstel says after 
a recent class, his shirt and 
pants soaked with sweat. 
"It's the best way to make 
people lose weight because 
you're not really here for a 
fitness class, you're here to 
dance." 

The class also satisfies 
dancing Jones for people who 
can't or don't want to get a 
partner with whom to salsa 
the night away. 

Van Amstel, who recent- 
ly released a set of dance 
DVDs, says he eventually 
wants to have a studio and 
teach ballroom and other 
dance forms. In the mean- 
time, in the few weeks 
they've been running , the 



cardio ballroom classes are 
still growing, he says. 
"We're trying to bring back 
fitness through enjoying 
life." 

During the course of the 
cardio ballroom class, 
expressions change from 
furrowed brows to earto-ear 
grins as steps are mastered 
and inhibitions disappear. 
Vanessa Foster of Beverly 
Hills, Calif., calls it one of 
the best workouts she's had 
-and she has a trainer three 
times a week. "That never 
comes close to this," she 
says. 

There's another advan- 
tage to ballroom, Jakicic 
says: Barring serious ail- 
ments, men and women can 
dance well into old age. 

"Go out, enjoy it, have 
fun, burn some calories," he 
says, "and everything will 
take care of itself." 




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hor.ses. The club is not sup- 
ported by the university .so 
they have to do fundraising 
for traveling costs and entry 
fees. 

Every few weekends 
some members compete in 
shows at different colleges, 
like Allegheny, Westminster 
and Bethany. The colleges 
who host the events also 
provide the horses to the 
competitors. 

"You don't even get a 
chance to get on the horse 
and practice. You just mount 



and compete based on your 
riding skills," said Junio. 
"Most of the awards are 
individual and are based on 
your current skill. Most of 
us have been consistent in 
our place rank. I recently 
got second at the Allegheny 
show and Samantha got 
reserve, which is seventh 
place." 

The team will be com- 
peting in a few more shows, 
and attend the Equestrian 
fair in Harrisburg Nov. 8-10. 
The club's future plans focus 



Organization 
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on increasing membership. 
Their next meeting is Nov. 
13 in Stevens Hall. 




(photos courtesy of Morguefile.com) 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Dr Eagle, 

I have a pretty healthy diet and exercise regularly, but I still have five to 10 pounds 
that I just can't lose. I'm ready to try an all liquid diet. What else can I do? 

Signed, 

Hoping to Lose 

Dear Hoping to Lose, 

While I don't recommend an all liquid diet, you actually may have hit on the key as 
to why those last few stubborn pounds are so hard to shed. The reason may not be what 
you put on your plate, but rather what's in your glass, mug or bottle. 

Beverages make up 20 percent of calories in the American diet. Soft drinks provide 

7 percent of all calories consumed and are considered a major villain in our nation's 
obesity epidemic. The center for Science in the Public Interest has proposed labeling 
obesity warning levels on containers of "liquid candy." The average 12 ounce can of reg- 
ular soda contains nine teaspoons of sugar! If you were to drink one regular soda per 
day for a year, the extra 54,750 calories would add up to a weight gain of 15 pounds. 

Don't think that those who drink diet soda are off the hook. Studies have shown 
that people who drink diet soda are more likely to gain weight instead of losing it (and 
the diet beverages also contain more caffeine). 

Sports drinks aren't much better. They offer no more benefits than water unless 
you are participating in endurance activities for a continuous hour or more. 

A couple rich, comforting lattes and smoothies can add an extra 1,000 calories a 
day, which is more than half of the recommended daily calorie intake for average-size 
women. So limit them to one treat a week. 

And then there's alcohol. A 12 ounce beer is about 120 calories, a gin and tonic 175 
calories and mixed drinks can range from 300-500 calories. 

The good news is that more water may be all you need to finally reach your target 
weight. Water makes up two-thirds of our body, is needed by every cell to function prop- 
erly, helps the body metabolize stored fat, aids in the digestion and detoxification 
processes, helps absorb nutrients and vitamins and suppresses the appetite. Often 
what we think of as signs of hunger may really be dehydration and the body request- 
ing water Plus, for the price of a six pack of soda you could drink 4,000 glasses of tap 
water! 

Water-rich/high fiber foods and drinks add food volume and usually have a larger 
serving size, both factors that help satiate one's hunger. Soups are considered food and 
generally are recognized to have a more filling effect on the body. Non-cream based 
soups such as vegetable and tomato are great. One cup of grapes is 62 calories and an 

8 ounce glass of grape juice is 142 calories, compared with a 1.5 ounce box of raisins 
that contain 129 calories. 

Drinks rich in calcium from a high dairy diet can reduce body fat by converting it 
to lean body mass. Calcium will change one's body composition and have positive effects 
on the skeleton, muscles and fat. Three servings of dairy (l percent or skim) per day 
provide vital nutrients without extra fat calories. So drink up, but chose wisely. 
Replace those empty calories with liquids that can benefit your whole body in many 
more ways than weight management. 

Dr. Eagle is written by Valerie WonderUng of the Keeling Health Center. For more information 
or to siipgi'st a topic, e-mail her at s^vjwonderU" clarion.edu. 



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THE CLAMOH CALL 



November 8, 2007 



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Art professor's work on display at gallery In Lawrencevllle 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

Paintings created by 
Melissa Kuntz, an assistant 
professor of art at Clarion 
University, are currently 
being displayed at an art 
gallery. La Vie, located 
Lawrencevllle, Pa. 

The exhibit, called 
Emission Theory, is a cele- 
bration of the gallery's first 
anniversary. Emission 

Theory is the tenth show at 
La Vie. It began on Nov. 3 
and will continue to be on 
display until Dec. 2. There 
was an opening reception 
held on Nov. 3 and a closing 
reception is scheduled to be 
held at the gallery on Nov. 



30 from 7-11 p.m. The 
artists attended the opening 
reception so that they could 
answer any questions about 
their artwork. 

Emission Theory was an 
early attempt, which was 
supported by Euclid and 
Ptolemy, to explain how the 
human eye perceives 
objects. According to the 
Web site on the exhibit, the 
theory suggests that rays of 
light emitted by the eyes 
sense various objects which 
leads to visual perception. 
Even though the theory has 
been discredited by an 
Arabic scientist, there is 
still an egotistic and roman- 
tic belief in the human eye's 
power of illumination. 

Through the artwork of 
various artists, including 




Melissa Kuntz, an assistant professor of art, has her artwork on 
display at La Vie art gallery in Lawrenceville. Above is a picture 
of her piece entitled "MO. ' (Courtesy of Melissa Kuntz) 



Kuntz, the struggle to 
understand the paradox of 
suggested special depth on 
flat surfaces is confronted. 

Kuntz is originally from 
Canada and began her stud- 
ies at Nova Scotia College of 
Art and Design. She then 
received a scholarship to 
study painting in New York 
at SUNY Purchase, where 
she received Master of Arts 
and Masters of Fine Arts 
degrees. 

Before coming to 
Clarion, she was also a stu- 
dio assistant for artists, 
including Janet Fish and 
Harriet Shorr in New York 
City. Currently, Kuntz write 
about art for "Art in 
America" magazine and 
"The Pittsburgh City 
Paper." 



The Emission Theory 
exhibition will be on display 
until Dec. 2. 

More of Kuntz's artwork 
will be on display next year 
in two shows in Pittsburgh. 

"One [show] will be a 
group show of my paintings 
at 'Space' gallery in down- 
town Pittsburgh," said 
Kuntz. 

Other artists whose 
work will be shown are: 
Corey Antis, Rafael Canedo. 
Ben Kehoe, Thad Kellstadt 
and David Montano. 

La Vie is open 
Wednesday through 

Saturday from 11 a.m.- 6 
p.m. and Sundays from 12- 
3 p.m. Special appointments 
can also be made to view the 
exhibit. 



Dance concert auditions to be lieid Wdtch 'em and We6p: 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alstockhol@clanon.edu 

Like to dance'? Or sim- 
ply just like to watch? Well 
lucky for you. Clarion 
University and the Theatre 
department will be hosting 
the annual dance concert in 
the Marwick-Boyd main 
auditorium. Dec. 6-7, that is 
sure to please both inter- 
ests. 

Auditions are open to 
anyone and will be held 
starting Nov. 11. The Dance 
Concert has attracted many 



before, and is sure to do so 
again this year. 

Senior Stevie Grabb 
attended the concert last 
year and thought it was 
"really nice how they com- 
bined little skits with the 
dances. I had a great time, 
and I would definitely 
encourage everyone to go." 

Previous concerts have 
featured numerous kinds of 
dance such as modern, hip 
hop, tap, musical, contempo- 
rary, lyrical and acrobatics. 
Anyone who has interest in 
any form of dance is encour- 
aged to attend tryouts and 
give it their best shot. 



Students wishing to audi- 
tion must bring their own 
choreographed pieces, and 
are urged to come prepared 
and creative. If you are 
thinking of auditioning, 
don't forget your music, 
props and costumes. 

Both students and facul- 
ty will be performing in the 
concert, so it's sure to be 
interesting for all. So strap 
on your dancing shoes stu- 
dents and audition, or sim- 
ply just remember to grab a 
friend, and check out the 
Clarion dance concert in 
December. 



why do we cry at movies? 



"La Ronde" to open next week 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_seclent@clarion.edu 

The second play of the 
2007-08 season for the 
University Theatre 

Department, titled "La 
Ronde," is scheduled to open 
Nov. 13 at 8 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Little 

Theatre. 

The director of the play 
is Marilouise Michel, chair 
of the theatre department. 
This show is not recom- 
mended for children. 

The play was first pub- 
hshed by a doctor named 
Arthur Schnitzler in 1900. 
Schnitzler's views often 
matched those of Sigmund 
Freud. Even though it was 
published in 1900, the play 
was not performed until 
1920 in Berlin because it 
was banned in Germany. 

The play is about a wide 
variety of people ranging in 
social class from prostitutes 
to counts and their sexual 




"La Ronde. " directed by the- 
atre department chair 
Marilousise Michel, opens 
Nov. 13. (Courtesy of 
Newswire) 

encounters that are nothing 
more than just sexual 



encounters. 

The department is try- 
ing to maintain the histori- 
cal aspect through cos- 
tumes, by instructor of the- 
atre Julie Findland- Powell, 
lights and sets, by associate 
professor of theatre Ed 
Powers. 

Students in the pay are 
as follows^ senior Drew 
Leigh Williams as the 
whore; sophomore Ben 
Rowan as the soldier; sopho- 
more Amy Sikora as the par- 
lor; junior Lynnea 
Fiorentino as the young 
wife; junior Nathan Matt as 
the husband; junior Tiffany 
Williams as little miss; sen- 
ior Jonathon Sherbine as 
the poet; senior Natalie 
Dunn as the actress; senior 
Jesse Mcllvaine as the 
count; and junior Tara 
Haupt and sophomore Ryan 
Jackson as servants. 

Tickets are $12 for 
adults and $6 for Clarion 
students with valid identifi- 
cation. "La Ronde" runs from 
Nov. 13-17. 



Concert choir performs in Marwicic- Boyd 




Dr Eleanor ter Horst plays her cello at the concert choir performance on Nov. 2. Clarion 
University Department of Music presented the concert. (The Clarion Call/Adam Huff) 



Desson Thomson 
The Wasliington Post 

Why do we cry at the 
movies? 

Maybe it is the movie or 
the psychological baggage 
we schlepped in with us. Or 
is it empathy, or you-are-so- 
busted guilt? Maybe genet- 
ics or cultural conditioning. 
Or were we simply bursting 
to spill that night because 
the boss refused to give us a 
week off for Christmas? 

This much we do know; 
All of us do it in varying 
degrees of blubbitude. Some 
of us are waterfalls, soaking 
fellow moviegoers with our 
public displays of empathy 
(PDE). Others are 
Saharasfor whom tears are 
about as rare as oases. Most 
of us fit somewhere in 
between. 

The trigger may be the 
moral injustice in 
"Schindler's List," or the 
way Heath Ledger's throat 
catches when he confesses 
those forbidden feelings in 
"Brokeback Mountain." Or 
that cheesy Michael Keaton 
movie — you know, the one 
where he's dying of cancer 
and he makes a videotape 
for his future son and ... (we 
are too verklempt to contin- 
ue). 

Whatever the external 
stimulus, it dislodges the 
sandbags of our inner lev- 
ees. And as the darkness 
wraps us in a mantle of com- 
plete permission, we 
release. There we sit, teary- 
eyed, vulnerable and help- 
less. And we become as emo- 
tionally intertwined with 
the characters in the movie 
as we do with real people. 

What is that? We sure 
like to talk about it, trading 
our virtual heartbreaks 
with one another like mid- 
dle-schoolers comparing 
crushes. And we wrestle like 
Hallmark card creators for 
words to describe those feel- 
ings. The movie reached us. 
We related to it. It spoke to 
something inside us 

And in our dinner or 
parking lot discussions, the 
cultural myths (and facts) 
tumble out: Women cry 
more than men. Women go 
out of their way to find 
"chick flick" cryathons. 
Guys will cry only if some- 
one squirts Mace directly at 
their eyeballs. But what 
about the women who guf- 
fawed derisively through 
"Steel Magnolias," or the 
men who wailed like babies 
at Spock's screen demise? 



We throw up our hands 
about those "exceptions" 
and the mystery deepens. 

It should come as no 
surprise that scientists and 
cultural thinkers have 
weighed in. Researching the 
psychophysiology of crying 
in the early 1980s, bio- 
chemist William Frey sub- 
jected approximately 150 
subjects to various tear- 
jerkers, including the 
French movie "Sundays and 
Cybele," the story of a 
friendship between an 
amnesiac veteran and a 
teen-age orphan, and the 
manly sports weeper 
"Brian's Song," about a foot- 
ball player with terminal 
cancer. 

In "Crying; The Mystery 
of Tears," Frey and co- 
author Muriel Langseth 
concluded that boys and 
girls do equal amounts of 
crying until puberty. But as 
boys take the testosterone 
highway and women the 
estrogen bike path, their 
responses differ. Women do 
tend to cry more than men, 
four times as much, he 
found, and usually between 
7 and 10 at night. (Which 
seems to be the precise time 
when husbands are home, 
hmm.) He also discovered 
that crying (the emotional 
kind, as opposed to the 
onion- slicing variety) releas- 
es internal toxins, a sort of 
purgative action. 

Thus, says Frey in a 
telephone interview, "they 
are literally crying it out." 

During his research, 
Frey also discovered a movie 
that was guaranteed to 
draw tears, a 1957 British 
drama called "All Mine to 
Give." Set in the late 1800s 
in Wisconsin, it tells of a 
Scottish family that loses 
both parents, leaving the 
oldest, 12-year-old son to 
take care of five brothers 
and sisters. Audiences wept 
without fail, he recalls, at a 
scene in which that boy (Rex 
Thompson) goes door-to- 
door with his siblings, giv- 
ing each one away to a new 
family. After a few sittings, 
Frey couldn't stand watch- 
ing anymore. 

"I'd give my opening 
talk, turn on the projector 
and run for the exit. As soon 
as I heard the music at the 
beginning it would start me 
crying. Talk about 
Pavlovian response." 

What actually made 
them cry, Frey believes, was 
empathy. And it helped, he 
says, if the characters were 
emotional themselves 



because "that says to the 
audience, this movie's so sad 
even the characters are cry- 
ing. So they conclude, 'It's 
okay for me to do it, too."' 

Tom Lutz, a sociologist 
and author of 1999's 
"Crying; The Natural and 
Cultural History of 
Tears,"dismisses Frey's cry- 
ing-as-auto-therapy as cul- 
tural myth. 

"If crying were therapy," 
he says drily, "actors who 
cry onstage every night and 
twice on Sunday would be 
the most psychologically 
healthy people in our cul- 
ture, and we know that's not 
true." 

What really triggers the 
waterworks, Lutz says, is a 
combination of conflicted 
emotions. We choke up at 
the fulfillment of social 
roles, such as a couple 
pledging a life together at a 
wedding or, at the reception 
afterward, the father danc- 
ing with his daughter. But 
we cry for bittersweet rea- 
sons, realizing we can never 
su.stain, or measure up to, 
that iconic moment. In other 
words, we strum a mental 
guitar chord that combines 
positive, major feelings with 
sadder minor tones. And the 
tears flow before we know it. 

Mary Beth Oliver, a 
Penn State University com- 
munications professor and 
researcher of the effect of 
media on people, echoes 
Lutz's theory but on a more 
philosophical level. (She 
also tried to get us to under- 
stand Aristotle's definition 
of eudaemonia, but we had- 
n't had lunch at that time.) 
For her, tear-jerkers "cause 
us to contemplate what it is 
about human life that's 
important and meaningful. 
... Those thoughts are asso- 
ciated with a mixture of 
emotions that can be joyful 
but also nostalgic and wist- 
ful, tender and poignant. 
Tears aren't just tears of 
sadness, they're tears of 
searching for the meaning of 
our fleeting existence." 

So, we are empathizing, 
we are strumming and we 
are philosophizing in the 
flickering chiaroscuro. But 
whatever we are really 
doing within the ineffable 
inner machinery we call the 
soul, we are forging a per- 
sonal bond with a particular 
movie that we'll never lose. 
As with love, perhaps it's 
better not to understand the 
mystical algebra that con- 
nects us to "Beaches" but to 
be grateful it adds up to 
moments like these. 



Richard Cromelin 
Los Angeles Times 

■SiH'. that's Kort Greene 
right there, the projects, and 
I went to school right here - 
thi.^ is George 

Westinghouse." says JayZ. 
looking through the window 
of his gray Rolls-Royce as it 
chauffeurs him into his 
past. 

"Marcy Projects is about 
five minutes straight down," 
he says, pointing east 
toward the housing develop- 
ment where he lived as a 
youth. "See that? That's one 
thing I liked about going to 
school here," he adds with a 
smile, indicating a road sign 
that reads "Jay St." 

Jay-Z, 37. doesn't return 
often to this Brooklyn neigh- 
borhood, where he grew up 
as Shawn Corey Carter. 
Stardom and wealth have 
taken him away to a 
Manhattan home and the 
globe-trotting life of a hip- 
hop star and major-label 
record executive. 

It's his role as a record- 
ing artist that has brought 
him back on a warm fall day, 
to rehearse for a taping of 
the "VHl Storytellers" show 
on a soundstage at the 
Brooklyn Navy Yard. As the 
car inches through after- 
noon traffic, past the courts 
where he used to play bas- 
ketball and the corners 
where he once sold drugs, he 
finds that his emotions are 
stirred. 

"Yeah, man, it's the 
place that made me," he 
says softly. 

As it happens. Jay-Z's 
physical homecoming paral- 
lels the artistic journey he 
made on his new album, 
"American Gangster," which 
was released Tuesday . 

Until recently, he had no 
plans to make a record, but 
when he got an early look at 
the movie "American 
Gangster," starring Denzel 



Washington as 19708 
Harlem drug lord Frank 
Lucas, he was inspired to 
create an album based on 
the film. Sort of. 

"The album is not about 
the film," explains the rap- 
per, who completed the col- 
lection in a typically fast 
three weeks. "It connected 
with me on an emotional 
level. It was so similar to 
the neighborhoods that I 
came up in, and things that 
happened there. And 
Denzel's character as well ... 
you know, his laid-back per- 
sona, that's pretty much 
how I am. 

"It's really about the 
emotions of that life. I would 
take an emotion that I felt 
was important, or things 
that resonated with me ... 
and make a song. 

"But none of the emo- 
tions are current emotions. I 
mean, success is, because 
that's the thing that I've 
dealt with, but none of the 
songs are currently how I 
feel now. ... It's like writing a 
book, going back to all these 
things, these emotions that 
I thought were buried. 
Because as a person you 
grow and you add layers on 
who you become. So I never 
thought that I would get 
back to that place. 

"I didn't just want to go 
back to that place because 
it's the cool, popular thing to 
do . That seemed reckless to 
me. I think when you 
achieve a certain level of 
success, your job as a person 
who's reached the top of 
your field is to push it fur- 
ther - try new, different 
things so people won't be 
afraid to. Not to play down." 

The car parks in the 
Navy Yard, nov/ a busy busi- 
ness anJ industrial com- 
plex, and Jay-Z strolls 
toward the soundstage, 
dressed casually in loose 
jeans, white Nikes and a 
black "Crooks From Hell" T- 
shirt with a cartoonish 



design of a masked man 
behind bars. 

He has a hug or a 
friendly fist-tap for crew 
members and other workers 
inside the building as his 
band warms up, but along 
with the easygoing 
approachability is an 
unmistakable air of star- 
dom. 

He wears that quality 
easily too. He's accustomed 
to it after a decade of popu- 
larity, an unusually long run 
in the hip-hop world. He's 
sold about 25 million 
albums in the U.S. 

As an artist, Jay-Z's 
taste for the unpredictable 
led to a 2004 collaboration 
with rock band Linkin Park. 
A writing collaboration with 
Coldplay's Chris Martin on 
last year's "Kingdom Come" 
was less notable, and the 
album, which ended a three- 
year retirement, was the 
lowest-selling and worst- 
reviewed of his career, with 
much criticism directed 
toward his lyrics about lux- 
ury products and exclusive 
resorts. 

Jay-Z dismisses the con- 
cerns, claiming to be proud 
of the work and satisfied 
with the sales of abovt 1.5 
million. But as he gets ready 
to run through the seven 
new songs he'll perform on 
"Storytellers" (the show will 
be shown Thursday on 
VHl), you get the feeling he 
wouldn't mind making a 
point. 

Jay-Z puts on pair of 
sunglasses and joins the 
band, which will back him 
at the next day's taping and 
also on a rare, if short, con- 
cert tour that began 
Tuesday . 

Sliding his rap easily 
into the soul- music groove of 
"Pray," he sounds command- 
ing as he delivers the 
album's first full song, spo- 
ken by a young man prepar- 
ing to enter the game. 

"Everywhere there's 



oppression the drug profes- 
sion flourishes like bever- 
ages," he raps with his dis- 
tinctive force and fluidity. 
"Refreshing sweet taste of 
sin/ Everything I seen made 
me everything I am." 

The appetite for his 
"American Gangster" album 
has been intensified by the 
unusual nature of the proj- 
ect and by its attachment to 
the highly anticipated 
movie. And from the sound 
of the songs he's rehearsing, 
the challenge and the sub- 
ject have inspired his most 
powerful work since those 
early landmarks. 

The three-act saga is 
built on samples from the 
1970s, the movie's time 
frame. Devised largely by 
Sean "Diddy" Combs' pro- 
duction team the Hitmen, it 
goes beyond the obvious 
Marvin Gaye, Barry White, 
Isley Brothers and Curtis 
Mayfield sources to include 
the work of lesser-known 
but potent artists such as 
the Wichita group Rudy 
Love & the Love Family, 
Florida soul guitarist Little 
Beaver and upstate New 
York funk brigade Larry 
EUis & the Black Hammer. 
"I think the truth is 
timeless," JayZ said earlier 
in the car. "I mean, the 
music is 70s soul samples, 
but the emotions are forev- 
er. The truth goes across all 
boundaries and all time, I 
beUeve. 

"I think the reason I've 
been able to have such a 
long career and still garner 
the kind of attention I can 
right now is because there's 
truth there. People relate to 
that. And whether the truth 
is about an island in St. 
Tropez or is about Marcy 
Projects, it doesn't matter, 
as long as it's the truth." 

Jay-Z's Brooklyn excur- 
sion comes at the end of a 
day at the Universal Music 
Group's midtown 

Manhattan headquarters. 



Stepping from the 27th-floor 
suite of Island Def Jam 
Music Group Chairman L.A. 
Reid, where the two have 
been meeting to discuss 
release schedules and plans 
for "American Gangster." he 
walks to his office to collect 
a few items, chatting with 
employees and bumming a 
stick of gum f'-om one. 

"You know where we're 
going, right'?" he says to the 
driver, settling into the back 
seat and opening a take out 
container of salad. "If you 
could stop at a store and 
grab me a water?" 

He says it's been a good 
day, not too hectic, and he 
seems relaxed as he eats his 
late lunch and talks about 
his passion: hip-hop. He 
gives every topic serious 
thought and laughs easily, 
but he maintains a certain 
reserve, looking straight 
ahead or out the window as 
he speaks. 

What he sees on the 
New York streets is a 
vibrant culture that's been 
moving to the rhythms and 
imagery of hip-hop for near- 
ly three decades. That reign 
is now being questioned, as 
the genre's CD sales have 
fallen even more sharply 
than those of pop music 
overall, and the bold 
artistry that made it a sig- 
nificant social and aesthetic 
force seems in short supply. 

"It's just the way of the 
world," Jay-Z says of the 
sales decline. "Our fans are 
younger, so our fans live on 
computers. Other genres 
still have an adult audience, 
and as adults we're not 
stealing music off the 
Internet. We'll pay for the 
convenience of not having to 
wait for it to download, 
right? We will go to the store 
and actually pay for it just 
so we won't have to deal 
with that. 

"Kids, they're on there 
all the time. ... I think the 
consumption of hip-hop is 



the same, if not higher. It's 
just not happening with 
sales." 

His salad is gone and 
the car is in Brooklyn now, 
the place that made him. He 
seems amused when he's 
asked what kind of kid he 
was, and when he smiles his 
round features give him the 
look of a little boy. 

"I was a great kid. Very 
happy, a little shy. A 
reserved and even-keel kid. 
... I'm still even-keel for the 
most part, but I didn't like 
being shy at all. So I told 
myself I didn't like being 
shy. ... I like saying what's 
on my mind." 

That personality adjust- 
ment led to trouble, though. 
Soon he was out on these 
street corners selling drugs 
to customers who pulled up 
in their cars. "It's just how 
you grow up and the things 
that you see," he says. "For 
the most part, growing up 
where 1 grew up you don't 
see doctors and lawyers 
walking around. There's no 
one to emulate but drug 
dealers. They're the only 
successful people in the 
neighborhood. They're 18 
years old, driving better 
cars than your father, and 
you're like, 'What's going 
on.' 

In "Pray," which he calls 
a tale of lost innocence, he 
transforms those memories 
into simple but vivid verses; 
"As I head to my homeroom 
I observe the ruins/ Dope 
needles on the ground/ I 
hear a car go vroom/ Drug 
dealer in the BM with the 
top down." 

As he fires out the words 
on stage during the rehears- 
al, his band bathing his 
images in vibrant washes of 
soul-shaded hip-hop, Jay-Z 
seems reconnected with his 
deepest roots, speaking 
again to the kids on the 
street: 

"I ain't choose this life, 
this life chose me." 



"The Basketball Diaries" 
will raise your eyebrows 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone@clarion.edu 




"The Basketball Diaries" 
Director: Scott Kalvert 



Rating: 4/5 



"The Basketball 

Diaries" is a controversial 
1995 New Line Cinema 
Production that is based on 
true events and the 1978 
novel of the same name. The 
author of the book, Jim 
Carroll is also the main 
character in the story. 

Carroll, who in the film, 
is played by Leonardo 
DiCaprio. the star point 
guard at his Catholic high 
school in New York City. 
Carroll's life revolves 
around basketball and has 
dreams of playing in college 
and eventually turning pro- 
fessional. Jim likes to hang 
out with his friends Pedro 
(James Madio). Neutron 
(Patrick McGraw) and 
Mickey (Mark Walberg) and 
do normal teenage things. 



The group of friends 
occasionally gets high 
together. Jim is also an 
active writer and keeps 
records of everything he 
does throughout the movie. 
Out of the group of friends, 
Jim is probably the most 
intellectual and deep. 

After a close friend of 
the group dies of leukemia, 
the young boys begin exper- 
imenting with harder drugs. 
Jim begins using cocaine, 
prescription pills and heroin 
on a daily basis. Jim's writ- 
ing begins to turn strange 
and dark while his basket- 
ball skills diminish quickly. 
After Jim and Mickey get 
kicked off the basketball 
team for taking drugs dur- 
ing a game, they decide to 
drop out of school altogeth- 
er. This series of events 
turns Neutron away from 
the other three and he takes 
the clean road. 

Jim, Mickey, and Pedro 
find themselves kicked out 
of their homes and thrown 
onto the streets of New York 
stealing cars, robbing 
women and performing 
indignant acts to make 
enough mpney to support 
their habits. One night 
while robbing a drug store, 
plans go awry and police 
bust the three in the act. 
Jim and Mickey escape but 
Pedro is caught and arrest- 
ed. Mickey is eventually 
arrested as well, for murder- 
ing a man who sold him 
phony drugs. 

At the twilight of the 
movie, Jim is a teenager lay- 




ing in the streets of New 
York wondering how his hfe 
took such a horrid turn. 
Young Jim makes one last 
attempt to go home and coax 
his mother (Lorraine 
Bracco) into giving him 
money for drugs. When Jim 
becomes violent, his tearful 
mother has no choice but to 
call the cops. The last time 
that the audience sees 
young Jim's face is through 
the back of a police car The 
ending scene consists of an 
older, insightful and cleaned 
up Jim reading his journal 
to a tuned-in audience at a 
poetry club. 

"The Basketball 

Diaries" is a tragic story of 
how a boy with such poten- 
tial gave in to the tempta- 
tions that the city streets 
present. If you're looking for 
a heartwarming movie that 
will make you feel warm 
and fuzzy inside, "The 
Basketball Diaries" is defi- 
nitely not for you. However 
if you're looking for a film 
that gives a real perspective 
of what growing up on the 
streets is like, give "The 
Basketball Diaries" a 
chance. 



Filmmaker explores Blair's beginning In ''The Deal" 



Richard Cromelin 
Los Angeles Times 

Just how fascinating do 
Americans find Tony Blair? 
Certainly he's getting more 
screen time in the States 
lately than any U.S. leaders. 
Last year, the now-for- 
mer British prime minister 
coaxed Ehzabeth II into a 
more modern relationship 
with her people in "The 
Queen." The film belonged, 
of course, to Helen Mirren, 
who won pretty much every 
award available for her por- 
trayal of the monarch in the 
weeks following Princess 
Diana's death, but Michael 
Sheen collected kudos if not 
statuary for his Blair. 

If you thought he didn't 
get nearly enough screen 
time, then you're in luck. 
Because "The Queen" was 
merely the second part of a 
Blair trilogy, conceived by 
director Stephen Frears and 
screenwriter Peter Morgan , 
the first part of which, "The 
Deal," has it s U.S. premiere 
Thursday night on HBO. 

"The Deal," which stars 
Sheen in what is becoming 
his signature role, chroni- 
cles Blair's rise to power in 
the 1990s, focusing on his 
relationship with Gordon 
Brown (David Morrissey ), 
Britain's current prime min- 
ister. Brown, a taciturn 
Scotsman and lifelong pillar 
of the Labor Party, was 
Blair's mentor and was long 
considered the natural heir 
to party leadership. 

Until Blair stepped in. 

With his Cheshire-cat 
smile and winning ways, the 
young MP surprisingly, or 
maybe not so surprisingly, 



used his superior under- 
standing of media and diplo- 
macy to eclipse Brown, who 
had considered passion syn- 
onymous with anger and 
had little patience for com- 
promise. 

A cinematic trilogy 
about a prime minister who 
is not Winston Churchill, 
and who still walks among 
us, might seem a strange 
idea, especially to an 
American audience. Here, 
lifelong attachments to one 
politician or another went 
out with Franklin 

Roosevelt. For those not 
conversant in the ways of 
British politics, the film will 
be slow going, especially in 
the beginning. But Frears 
and Morgan are such fine 
filmmakers that if the sub- 
ject matter of "The Deal" 
does not have the magazine- 
cover value of "The Queen," 
the artistry makes it worth 
watching. 

Quietly tense and, in its 
way, a lovely piece, "The 
Deal" examines not only the 
mercurial relationship 
between two alpha-dog 
politicians but also the 
vagaries of public mood and 
the wary kinship of bril- 
liance and leadership. (They 
are not very often, it turns 
out, the same thing.) As 
with "The Queen," Morgan 
combines film clips with 
dramatic action, offering not 
only a primer of British pol- 
itics for the past 30 years 
but also an overview of how 
attitudes have changed on 
both sides of the Pond. 
Brown finally bows to Blair 
not because he considers 
him a better leader but 
because he recognizes that 
Blair has figured out the 



new politics, in which 
appearance often trumps 
substance. 

"Lately there have been 
presentational difficulties," 
Brown is told by his friend 
and fellow Labor MP Peter 
Mandelson (.Paul Rhys ), 
who attempts to explain the 
party's shift toward Blair. 
"Politics is not always about 
higher matters. Sometimes 
it is about the ugly business 
of making friends, keeping 
friends. Being liked." 

Morrissey, last seen in 
"State of Play," frowns and 
growls as Brown, mastering 
the PM's tics, down to his 
tendency to rake his hand 
through his hair, in a way 
that will no doubt resonate 
a bit better with British 
expatriates and true 
Anglophiles. But by 
embodying the outrage 
many feel when the person 
with the better on-camera 
presence wins the prize, 
Morrissey's Brown is less a 
significant re-creation of a 
great political figure than a 
reminder of how many great 
leaders of the past would 
not stand a chance in the 
present. 

Which isn't to say that 
"The Deal" skewers Blair. 
His ascendancy is not por- 
trayed as the betrayal 
Brown considers it but 
rather the product of prag- 
matic ambition - Blair's tal- 
ents dovetailed with the 
times, and he made the 
most of it. 

"I accept you are the 
stronger candidate in many 
ways." Blair says to Brown, 
"and it may be a quirk of 
fate that I emerge as the 
better candidate to lead this 
party." 



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Next to campus, various 
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Accommodating 1-4 stu- 
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at $1200 per semester. Visit 
us online at 

www.aceyrental.com or call 
Brian at 814-227-1238 

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2 Bedroom Apartment avail- 
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Utilities included. Monthly 
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Clarion, why do you feel the 
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Shasta, 

I snow because I love Steph. 

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I miss you guys big bunches. 

I hope I'm seeing you over 

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Elise Katzenstbin 

Freshman, Music Education 

"It's going okay, my schedule is not the 

greatest, but I deal! My friends are 

what keep me going." 



Joel Gould 

Freshman, Music Education 
"My first semester has gone great. The only bad 
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Freshman, Computer Science 

"Pretty good, I guess. I mean, I'm not bored to 

death. ..all of the time. But seriously, it's been pretty fun 

and interesting so far I'm sure my classes are 

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Football loses offensive battle at Edinboro 49-30, drop to 0-10 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sJsscritchf®clarion,edu 

EDINBORO, Nov 3 - On 
Saturday afternoon at Sox 
Harrison Stadium on the 
campus of Edinboro 
University, our Golden 
Eagles dropped yet another 
tough one, 49*30 to the 
Fighting Scots of Edinboro. 
This loss drops Clarion to 0- 
10 heading into this coming 
weekend's senior day game 
against Lock Haven. 

Clarion's opening score 
of the game was set up by 
cornerback Alex Evans' 
interception of Edinboro 
quarterback Trevor Harris' 
pass on the game's first play 
at the Edinboro 40, and was 
returned to the 30. Golden 
Eagle quarterback Tyler 
Huether then hit Herb 
Callaway for 21 yards and 
after a three yard comple- 
tion to wide receiver Pierre 
Odom, running back Eddie 
Emmanuel scored from six 
yards out for the game's first 
score, putting Clarion ahead 
7-0. 

Edinboro then drove 68 
yards in six plays, with the 
big play being a 26-yard 
touchdown pass from Harris 



to Gary Nolan to tie the 
game at seven with 10: 19 
remaining in the first quar- 
ter 

Clarion then drove 56 
yards in only four plays on 
its next possession with the 
big play being a 31 -yard 
pass from Huether to Herb 
Carraway to the ten yard 
line. Then the Golden 
Eagles got into the end zone 
with a wide receiver reverse 
to Alfonso Hoggard who ran 
outside left and just broke 
the plane for a touchdown, 
putting Clarion ahead of the 
Fighting Scots 14-7 with 
8:43 left in the first. 

The Fighting Scots then 
tied it up on a six-play 70- 
yard drive with 6^51 
remaining in the opening 
quarter 

Clarion then started at 
Edinboro's 45 yard line via a 
kickoff out of bounds and a 
personal foul penalty by the 
Fighting Scots. Huether 
then hit Fred Robinson for 
18 yards to the Edinboro 27. 
On fourth down and nine at 
the 26, the Golden Eagles 
went for it and Huether hit 
Carraway over the middle 
for 11 yards and a first down 
at the Fighting Scot 15 yard 
line. On the ensuing first 
down, Huether fired a strike 



to Pierre Odom for a 15-yard 
touchdown. However, Nick 
Sipes missed the PAT, but 
the Golden Eagles did take 
the lead back, 20-14. 

Edinboro drove 62 yards 
in eight plays to take the 
lead. Tailback Dave Bostie 
scored on a three-yard run 
to cap the drive and Justin 
Gomes added the PAT, put- 
ting Edinboro ahead 21-20 
with 1:26 left in a very 
eventful first quarter 

After a Golden Eagle 
field goal made the score 23- 
21, Harris tossed a two-yard 
touchdown pass to Ryan 
Rybicki, putting the 
Fighting Scots up for good, 
28-23. 

With four seconds left 
before the half, Harris again 
hooked up with Rybicki for a 
four-yard touchdown to 
extend the Fighting Scot's 
lead to 35-23. 

The second half didn't 
see nearly as much action as 
the first, with only three 
touchdowns being scored. 

Clarion's final score 
came when they engineered 
a 12-play, 66-yard drive, 
capped by a Tyler Huether 
ten-yard touchdown pass to 
tight end John Dominic, 
moving the Golden Eagles 
closer, 35-30. 



Edinboro added two 
more scores to make the 
final score 49-30. 

Both offenses had huge 
days, with Edinboro out 
gaining Clarion 570 to 344 
in total yards, and 27 to 19 
in first downs. Clarion had 
262 passing yards and 82 
rushing yards. 

Golden Eagle quarter- 
back Tyler Huether had a 
big day, completing 22 of 35 
passes for 262 yards, threw 
two touchdowns and one 



interception. 

Clarion running back 
Eddie Emmanuel rushed 
only nine times for 38 yards, 
wide receiver Pierre Odom 
caught five passes for 61 
yards and a touchdown. 
Herb Carraway caught four 
passes for 72 yards and a 
touchdown, John Dominic 
had four catches for 65 
yards and a s-'ore. Alfonso 
Hoggard also found the end 
zone for the Golden Eagles. 

Clarion will host Lock 



Haven on Senior Day this 
Saturday at 1 p.m. Both 
teams are 0-10, so someone 
will get their first win. 
Seven Golden Eagle seniors 
will be playing their final 
game: DT Kevin Brad^^ WR 
Herb Carraway, LB Kyle 
Cathcart, TE John Dominic. 
OG Mike Melampy, OT 
Mike Melampy. OT Mike 
O'Brien, and WR Pierre 
Odom. 



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X-C finishes fiftli at East Regionals 



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Denise Simens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dnsimens@clarion.edu 

LOCK HAVEN, Nov. 6 -At 
the NCAA East Regional 
meet in Lock Haven 
Saturday morning, senior 
Erin Richard finished fourth 
with a time of 21:42 and 
qualified for NCAA Division 
II nationals. Richard is the 
first female cross country 



runner from Clarion to qual- 
ify for nationals since 2004. 
As a team, the Golden 
Eagles finished the meet in 
fifth place, which is the sec- 
ond best finish in school his- 
tory since finishing second 
in 2002. 'This was definitely 
our best race of the year," 
said coach Jayson Resch. 
"We reached our primary 
goals for the year which 
were to qualify Erin for 
nationals and finish in the 



top six at Regionals." 

Also contributing to the 
fifth place finish was fresh- 
man Molly Smathers, who 
finished 18th overall with a 
time of 22:26, along with 
CaitUn Palko (37th, 23:01), 
Kaie Ehrensberger (39th, 
23:05), and Lisa Nickel 
(48th, 23:21). 

Nationals will be held 
Nov. 17 in Missouri. 



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Volleyball Play-off Results 

1 1/6/07 Co-Rec Semi-Flnals 

Athletically C CU Staff 21-15,21-14 
Yes or No Athletically C 1 3-2 1 ,2 1 - 1 1 , 1 5-8 
We Love B In Your Face 21-12,27-25 
\ 1/5/07 Women's Championship 
CU Girls ZTA 21-4,21-18 

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ZTA Bailers 21-8,21-7 

CU Girls CU's Finest 22-24,21-1 8, 1 6- 14 

In Co-Rec Semi-Flnal action the top seed 
"We Love Banner" established a trip to the 
big game by winning a great match against 
"In Your Face". The second and deciding 
game went back and forth the whole way 
with Banner finally reaching the 2 point 
margin in the 21 point contest 27-25. The 
other Semi-Final game v«s just as good as 
the 2 seed "Yes or No" needed all 3 games 
against "Athletically Challenged III" to work 
their way to the finals. Co-Rec 
Championship game set for Wed. 1 0pm. 

CLUB SPORT CORNER 

in-Line Hockey Club • Record slips to 3-3 
with loss last week to the undefeated RMU 
"Blue Team," 7-2. Action was intense and 
the game was closer than the score indicates 
against one of the best teams in the league. 
Next up on the schedule is Geneva College. 



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nice and CLEAN. Call Patty 
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ROLL OUT OF BED AND 
GO TO CLASS! Houses and 
apartments next to campus. 
See them at www.grayand- 
company.net or call FREE 
Gray and Co. 877-562-1020 

Next to campus, various 
houses and apartments. 
Accommodating 1-4 stu- 
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include utilities. Rent starts 
at $1200 per semester. Visit 
us online at 

www.aceyrental.com or call 
Brian at 814-227-1238 

EAGLE PARK APART- 
MENTS, FULLY FUR- 
NISHED. INCLUDES 
UTILITIES 3 BLOCKS 
FROM CAMPUS. LEASING 
FOR SPRINCl SUMMER, & 
FALL. SAFE. CLEAN, AND 
BEAUTIFUL. (814)-226- 
4300 www.eagle-park.net. 
Located at 301 Grand Ave, 
Clarion Pa. 

Now renting: Fall 08-Spring 
09. 1-2-3 & 4 person fur- 
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Some with utilities includ- 
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Football loses offensive battle at Edinboro 49-30, drop to 0-10 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarlor) Call Sports Writer 

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|-;i)IN[U)K(), Nov ;i - On 
.Saturday afternoon at Sox 
Harrison Stadium on the 
campus of Kdinboro 
University, our (lolden 
Kagles dropped yet another 
tough one. 49-3() to the 
Fighting Scots of Kdinboro. 
This loss drops Clarion to 0- 
10 heading into this coming 
weekend's senior day game 
against Lock Haven. 

Clarion's opening score 
of the game was set up by 
cornerback Alex Evans' 
interception of Edinboro 
quarterback Tix'vor Harris' 
pass on the game's first play 
at the Kdinboro 40, and was 
returned to the 30. Golden 
Eagle quarterback Tyler 
Huether then hit Herb 
Callaway for 21 yards and 
after a three yard comple- 
tion to wide receiver Pierre 
Odom, running back Eddie 
Emmanuel scored from six 
yards out for the game's first 
score, putting Clarion ahead 
7-0. 

Edinboro then drove 68 
yards in six plays, with the 
big play being a 26-yard 
touchdown pass from Harris 



to (lary Nolan to tie the 
game at seven with 10:19 
remaining in the first quar- 
ttr. 

Clarion then drove 56 
yards in only four plays on 
its next possession with the 
big play being a 81 -yard 
pass from Huether to Herb 
Carraway to the ten yard 
line. Then the Golden 
Eagles got into the end zone 
with a wide receiver rever.se 
to Alfon.so Hoggard who ran 
outside left and just broke 
the plane for a touchdown, 
putting Clarion ahead of the 
Fighting Scots 14-7 with 
8:43 left in the first. 

The Fighting Scots then 
tied it up on a six-play 70- 
yard drive with 6:51 
remaining in the opening 
quarter. 

Clarion then started at 
Edinboro's 45 yard line via a 
kickoff out of bounds and a 
personal foul penalty by the 
Fighting Scots. Huether 
then hit Fred Robinson for 
18 yards to the Edinboro 27. 
On fourth down and nine at 
the 26, the Golden Eagles 
went for it and Huether hit 
Carraway over the middle 
for 11 yards and a first down 
at the Fighting Scot 15 yard 
line. On the ensuing first 
down, Huether fired a strike 



to Pierre Odom for a 15-yard 
touchdown. However, Nick 
Sipes missed the PAT, but 
the Golden Eagles did take 
the lead back, 20-14. 

Kdinboro drove 62 yards 
in eight plays to take the 
lead. Tailback Dave Bostie 
scored on a three-yard run 
to cap the drive and Justin 
Gomes added the PAT, put- 
ting Edinboro ahead 21-20 
with 1:26 left in a very 
eventful first quarter. 

After a Golden Eagle 
field goal made the score 23- 
21. Harris tossed a two-yard 
touchdown pass to Ryan 
Rybicki, putting the 
Fighting Scots up for good, 
28-23. 

With four seconds left 
before the half, Harris again 
hooked up with Rybicki for a 
four-yard touchdown to 
extend the Fighting Scot's 
lead to 35-23. 

The second half didn't 
see nearly as much action as 
the first, with only three 
touchdowns being scored. 

Clarion's final score 
came when they engineered 
a 12-play, 66-yard drive, 
capped by a Tyler Huether 
ten-yard touchdown pass to 
tight end John Dcminic, 
moving the Golden Eagles 
closer, 35-30. 



Edinboro added two 
more scores to make the 
final .score 49-30. 

Both offenses had huge 
days, with Edinboro out 
gaining t larion 570 to 344 
in total yards, and 27 to 19 
in first downs. Clarion had 
262 passing yards and 82 
rushing yards. 

(Jolden Eagle quarter- 
back Tyler Huether had a 
big day completing 22 of 35 
passes for 262 yards, threw 
two touchdowns and one 



interception. 

Clarion running hack 
Eddie Emmanuel rushed 
only nine times for 38 yards, 
wide receiver Pierre Odom 
caught \'\\'e passes for 61 
yards and a touchdown. 
Herb Carraway caught four 
passes for 72 yards and a 
touchdown. John Dominic 
had four catches for 65 
yards and a s-ore, .Alfonso 
Hoggard also found the end 
zone for the Golden Eagles. 

Clarion will h(),st Lock 



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Saturday at 1 p.m. Hotli 
teams are 0-10, so someone 
will gel their first win. 
Seven Golden Eagle seniors 
will be playing their final 
game: DT Kevin Hiadv. WR 
Herb Carraway LB Kyh 
Cathcart, TE John Dominit . 
0(; Mike Melampy. 01 
Mike Melampy, OT .Mikr 
O'Brien, and \VH Vwn< 
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dropped the Golden Eagles record to 0-10 this season. They will host Lock Haven (0-10) on 
Saturday Nov. 10 in their final game of the year. (The Clarion Call/ Jen Poblete) 

X-C finishes fifth at East Regionals 

top six at Regionals." 

Also contributing to the 
fifth place finish was fresh- 
man Molly Smathers, who 
finished 18th overall with a 
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s_dnsimens@clarlon.edu 

LOCK HAVEN, Nov. 6 - At 
the NCAA East Regional 
meet in Lock Haven 
Saturday morning, senior 
Erin Richard finished fourth 
with a time of 21:42 and 
qualified for NCAA Division 
II nationals. Richard is the 
first female cross country 



runner from Clarion to qual- 
ify for nationals since 2004. 
As a team, the Golden 
Eagles finished the meet in 
fifth place, which is the sec- 
ond best finish in school his- 
tory since finishing second 
in 2002. "This was definitely 
our best race of the year," 
said coach Jayson Resch. 
"We reached our primary 
goals for the year which 
were to qualify Erin for 
nationals and finish in the 






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"Blue Team." 7-2. Action was intense and 
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November 8. 2007 



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Volleyball wins again, set to play West Chester in PSAC playoffs 



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Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

CURION. Nov. 6 - Earlier 
in the year, the Golden 
Eagles suffered their third 
defeat of the season when 
they lost to Edinboro 3-1 a 
little over a month ago. 
Last Saturday, Nov. .3. 
Clarion turned the tables by 
getting some revenge with a 
3-0 win against the Fighting 
Scots in their last regular 
season game. 

On senior day, the sen- 
iors once again led the way 
with Christina Steiner pac- 
ing all Golden Eagle hitters 
with ten kills and seven 
digs. Sarah Fries added 
eight kills, six blocks and 
nine digs. Kristi Fiorillo 
picked up 34 assists while 
Vicky Gentile led Clarion 
defenders with 17 digs. 

"It felt great, especially 
coming from a team that 
had beaten us at their 
place," said coach Jennifer 




time in school history that West Chester in 1990. The 



The Golden Eagles volleyball team advanced to play in the PSAC playoffs for the first time since 
the 2004 season. Clarion will play West Chester on Friday Nov. 9 in the first round. Clarion hasn't 
won a PSAC playoff game since 1990. (The Clarion Ca///Jessica Lasher) 

Harrison. "It wa,^ nice. With the win. Clarion the PSAC-West for the 

especially on senior day to finished the regular season Golden Eagles who finished 

have the girls step up and at 25-4 with a 7-3 mark in behind California, 

really stick to the game the PSAC-West. The win Clarions 25 wins this 

P'^"- also clinched second place in season marks the seventh 



they have accomplished that 
milestone. Their 7-3 section 
record is the first time that 
the Golden Eagles have fin- 
ished over .500 in the PSAC- 
West since 2004. 

Achieving another first 
since 2004, the Golden 
Eagles will compete in the 
PSAC playoffs in Shippe- 
nsburg starting this Friday. 
They are scheduled to 
take on the West Chester 
Golden Rams, a team they 
beat 3-0 earlier this season. 
However, the Golden Eagles 
are not taking them lightly. 
"The mind-set is that at 
this point we have to play 
well," said Coach Harrison. 
"We're not going to have any 
easy matches out there." 

Recently, Clarion has 
not had much success in the 
PSAC Playoffs, losing in 
their last appearance, 3-0, 
to East Stroudsburgh in 
2004. 

The last time the 
Golden Eagles won a PSAC 
playoff game was against 



last time they won the 
PSAC title was in 1988. 

However, the Golden 
Eagles have plenty of 
momentum on their .side. 
They have won eight of their 
last nine matches. Their 
last loss came on Oct. 23 at 
California, the only team to 
beat the Golden Eagles 
twice this .season. 

Despite the regular sea 
son success, Coach Harrison 
noted that there is still a lot 
of work to be done. She also 
acknowledged that her team 
is eager for the opportunity 
to be going to the playoffs. 

"At this point, we have 
nothing to lose. I think the 
girls are excited about going 
to PSACs. but we still have 
a pretty long road ahead of 
us," she said. 

The Golden Eagles 
game against West Chester 
is scheduled for 12:30 p.m. 
on Friday, Nov. 9. If they 
win, they will play Shipp- 
ensburg at 7:30 p.m. in the 
semi-finals. 



2007 NFL season has been full of surprises through nine weeks 

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Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion,edu 

Only nine weeks into 
the NFL season, and 
already there is plenty of 
intrigue. Some of the usual 
suspects have continued to 
impress us, while some have 
stepped out of nowhere to 
surprise us. On the flip 
side, several players have 
left their fantasy owners in 
tears. There are some 
teams that have left many 
devoted fans already count- 
ing down to the NFL draft. 
That being said, let's take a 
look around the NFL. 

The game between the 
Colts and Patriots, or 
"Super Bowl 41 Vs." may not 
have lived up to the hype 
given to it. However, the 
game could have ended with 
a score of 60-59, and fans 
probably still would have 
been disappointed. Having 
watched the game, I 
thought it was rather well 
played on both sides of the 
football. Both defenses 
played very well, while both 
offenses made the big plays 
when needed. In the end, 
Tom Brady and the Patriots 
showed why they are the 
best team in the NFL right 
now. 

The Patriots are playing 
very impressive football 
right now. Still undefeated, 
the talk and hype of a possi- 
ble undefeated season is fol- 
lowing them at every turn. 



Everyone from Joe Schmo to 
Don Shula has weighed in 
on the matter. The Hall of 
Fame coach told the New 
York Daily News, that he 
believes if the Patriots do 
finish the season undefeat- 
ed, it should be denoted 
with an asterisk. He 
believes that the Patriots 
filming scandal has tainted 
anything they accomplish 
this season. 

Looking at the odds. I do 
not believe the Patriots will 
finish the year 16-0. There 
is a reason that only one 
team in the modern NFL era 
has done it. and I don't 
know if fans truly appreci- 
ate how difficult it is to do. 
One of the reasons that foot- 
ball intrigues people so 
much is that it truly is a 
sport where any team can 
beat another team on any 
given day. The parity in the 
NFL is truly remarkable 
among the major sports. It 
is the essential reason that 
a team like the Dolphins 
could come in and end the 
Patriots undefeated season. 

Moving on to a team 
besides the Patriots, the 
Steelers are sitting comfort- 
ably atop the AFC North 
after a 38-7 Monday Night 
Football victory against the 
Ravens. Ben Roethlisberger 
looked more than impres- 
sive throwing five touch- 
down passes. In his first 
season at the helm, Mike 
Tomlin has the Steelers off 
to a good .start in their 75th 



year of football. Now if only 
something could be done 
about Steely McBeam. 

The Tennessee Titans 
are quietly off to a 6-2 start 
in the AFC South. Vince 
Young has continued the 
stellar play that won him 
Offensive Rookie of the Year 
last season. His fellow 
draft-mate. LenDale White, 
has made quite a name for 
him.self. The former USC 
running back has rushed for 
five touchdowns, and is com- 
ing off three straight weeks 
of 100 yards or more. Some 
news of a dubious nature for 
the Titans, commis-sioner 
Roger Goodell announced on 
Tuesday that suspended cor- 
nerback Adam "PacMan" 
Jones will not be reinstated 
this season. 

Getting back to talented 
running backs, rookie run- 
ner Adrian Peterson has 
been a light in an otherwise 
dismal Vikings season. 
Breaking Jamal Lewis's sin- 
gle-game rushing record 
this last Sunday, Peterson is 
currently leading the NFL 
in rushing with 1,036 yards. 
Not one to overdo it, 
Peterson broke Lewis's 
record by one yard, gaining 
296 yards on the ground 
against the Chargers. 

The NFC West may very 
well be the worst division in 
football. The Seattle 
Seahawks are leading the 
division right now with a 4- 
4 record. The second place 
Cardinals are the owners of 



a 3-5 mark. The 49ers have The 2007 NFL sea,son is around. However, if you're a 



largely been disappointing 
with a 2-6 record, and the 
Rams have baffled almost 
everyone by going 0-8. St. 
Louis has gone from having 
the greatest show on turf to 
being lucky to put on any 
type of show period. 



now at the half-way point. 
Believe it or not, the Super 
Bowl is roughly about 90 
days away For those who 
are worried that their team 
may not make it, never fear 
because your team still has 
eight more games to turn it 



fan of the Rams, Jets, or 
Dolphins, you may want to 
start looking up draft 
prospects for next year. 
Either way, every fan will 
have something to look for- 
ward to as the NFL season 
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CUP teams compete in United Way 5k 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_tckovalovs@clarion.eclu 



CLARION - The tjnited 
Way of Clarion County 
recently held its 23rd annu- 
al 5K race. This years bene- 
ficiary was the Fitzgerald 
Ramp Fund. With over 280 
runners and walkers partic- 
ipating in the event, the 
United Way helped raise a 
total of more than $4,000. 

The university support- 
ed the event in many ways. 
The wrestling, cross-country 
and swimming teams all 
took part in the event. 
There were 26 runners from 
the wrestling team, 12 from 
the cross-country team and 
seven swimmers. 

To help with the cost for 
students, the intramurals 
program at the university 
paid for half of the entrance 
fee. A total of 73 students 
took part in the event. 

Sean McFarland, a jun- 
ior biology major, won the 
race for the second consecu- 
tive year with an identical 
time of 15:49, averaging 




Sean McFarland a Junior biology 
for the second consecutive year. 
Zahoran, Clarion United Way) 

5:06 a mile. Bill Hermann 
followed in second with a 
time of 16:18. Third place 
belonged to Adam Sencak, 
who posted a time of 17:20. 

The top female winner, 
placing tenth overall, was 
Kim Schwabenbauer with a 
time of 18:26. Directly 
behind her was Tristen 
Rankin with a time of 18:27. 
Third place in the female 
division was Tasha Whe- 
atley who posted an 18:45. 

All the runners were 



major won the United Way 5K 
(Photo courtesy of Pam 

given a free long sleeve T- 
shirt courteciy of Tunnelton 
Liquids Company, as well as 
breakfast from Farmer's 
National Bank. The top 
three male and female run- 
ners were all eligible to 
recieve a cash prize. 

The United Way would 
like to express their thanks 
to the university for their 
use of the football field, 
helping make the race a 
true success. Their contin- 
ued support is appreciated. 




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South Street, Fifth Avenue area causes concern 

Recent crime and appearance of streets cause uproar in community 



VoUinio 94 Issue 10 



November 15. 2007 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmrichard@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Nov. 14 - The 
South Street and Fifth 
Avenue area became a major 
topic of discussion at the 
meeting of Clarion 
Township supervisors on 
Nov 12. 

The supervisors have 
acknowledged that there 
have been problems along 
South Street and Fifth 
Avenue, problems that have 
increased since the Autumn 
Leaf Festival (A.L.F.) in 
October. 

State police reported at 
least eight incidents in the 
area during A.L.F. 

The incidents varied 
from public drunkenness, to 
vandalism, to aggravated 
assault. 

Property was stolen, 
vehicles were damaged and, 
in one case, a "highly intoxi- 
cated" individual was found 
passed out in the trunk of a 
vehicle. 

"Two weeks prior to 



A.L.F, we had a lot of crimi- 
nal activity," said Clarion 
Township supervisor Bergen 
Dilley. "We had public 
drunkenness, harassment, 
one beating; most of it was 
related to alcohol." 

Attendance at the meet- 
ing included Clarion 
Township supervisors as 
well police Corporal Rex 
Munsee, representing the 
state police. 

From the university, 
Scott Horch, director of stu- 
dent judicial services, and 
Ron Wilshire, assistant vice 
president of university rela- 
tions, also attended the 
meeting. 

"We, Scott Horch and 
myself, attended the meet- 
ing at the request of town- 
ship supervisors and were 
there to present background 
about what the university 
can do related to recent 
behavior in the area. The 
university does not have 
any control over housing 
conditions in the area, but 
welcomes any improve- 
ments in the area for the 
safety of our students," said 



Wilshire. "Any member of 
the public can present a 
complaint about a student 
who they feel has violated 
the student code ... howev- 
er, we need some identifica- 
tion of students involved in 
incidents and other informa- 
tion about any alleged inci- 
dents so that the hearing 
board can make decisions. 
While the student judicial 
process does not require the 
same burden of proof as a 
criminal case, it does 
require solid background 
information." 

Residents of South Fifth 
Avenue were also invited to 
attend the meeting. 

"We had several people 
at the meeting and some of 
them were residents," said 
Dilley. "They were con- 
cerned about safety and 
keeping the area nice." 

Senior mass media arts 
and journalism major, 
Shandrial Hudson said, "I 
do feel that this is a very 
high traffic area with a lot a 
residents and if the commu- 
nity residents and the stu- 
dent residents would inter- 




Residents of South Street and Fifth Avenue have expressed concern about the recent criminal 
activity and appearnce of the streets in the area. (The Clarion Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



act and talk with one anoth- South Fifth Avenue and 

er I feel that there would be making notes of properties 

a better understanding of that violate the municipali- 

each other." ty's nuisance ordinance. 

Supervisors had taken Township supervisors 

action on Oct. 9 by touring also contacted the police 



Cultural night draws large crowd 



barracks in Monroe 
Township and asked them 
for increased presence in the 
South Fifth Avenue area. 

See "SOUTH" 
continued on page 2. 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov. 9 - The 
Clarion International 

Association hosted "A World 
Without Boundaries" on 
Nov. 9 in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room (MPR). 
"A World Without 
Boundaries" was created to 
display the many different 
ethnic groups that are at 
Clarion University. 

There were many differ- 
ent regions represented. 
Cultures that were repre- 
sented were South Asia. 
Africa, Europe, Spain, East 
Asia and Middle East. 

Dwight Johnson, sopho- 
more mass media arts and 
journalism major said, "It 
was cool that this program 
was able to allow interna- 
tional students' parents and 
children to attend the event 
and see what other cultures 
are like. The MPR was filled 
to capacity and the perform- 
ances and food were amaz- 
ing." 

Secretary of Clarion 
International Association 
and international business 
major Josh "Kenya" Mutua 
said, "I thought the event 
was really successful and we 
had way more people than 
expected, but that's not a 
bad thing. We started work- 
ing on the program when 
the school year started and 
the whole concept of 'A 
World Without Boundaries' 
came together perfectly. I'm 
sure the audience left with a 
renewed appreciation of the 
many different cultures pre- 




Senate removes 
section of policy 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJelichvar@clarion.edu 

Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clarion.edu 

Student 
Senate 




The Spanish Club performed a Mexican dance during the song, 
Clarion International Association's "A World Without Boundaries. 



sented by the amazing 
international students at 
Clarion." 

The first event of the 
program was a classical 
Indian dance called 
Bharatnatyam. This dance 
was representing the cul- 
ture from South Asia. 

Devin Burda, freshman 
secondary education and 
biology major said, "I really 
enjoyed the different dance 
styles such as the Indian 
dance and the belly dancing. 
The cultural differences in 
dancing really spark my 
interest." 

Next, a skit was per- 



formed to represent Africa. 
The skit showed the process 
of how Africans come to the 
United States. They need to 
try to get approved for a visa 
or passport. When trying to 
get a visa or passport they 
might end up getting denied 
due to insufficient proof, 
such as a family photo, 

At the end of the skit 
the actors showed how their 
culture is lost when they try 
to transition in the U.S. 

They showed how 
children lose a sense of their 
heritage and the parents 
explained to them how 
important it is to stay in 



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touch with their heritage. 

After the skit, there was 
a cultural dance called Raks 
Sharqui. 

The third event was a 
power point presentation 
about the continent of 
Europe. 

A few facts shown in the 
power point were that 
Europe has 728 miUion peo- 
ple and there are 36 differ- 
ent languages spoken there. 



See "CULTURE" 
continued on page 2. 



CLARION, Nov. 12 - Senate 
moved to remove section H 
(5) from the RSO policy at 
the meeting on Nov. 1 2. 

In new business senator 
Mary Loveless moved to 
strike Section H (5) from the 
RSO Policy, which states, 
"All RSO presidents and 
advisors are required to 
check the iClarion RSO 
President and Advisor por- 
tal group on a regular basis 
to ensure that they receive 
all pertinent communication 
from student senate and 
OCL." 

The iClarion RSO portal 
can be found on the iClarion 
portal by clicking on the 
"groups" icon after logging 
into your student account. 

According to Loveless 
the presidents and advisors 
of these organizations were 
not using this resource. 



Loveless said "Nobody 
uses iPortal groups for this." 

The motion passed 19 0- 
0. 

Advisor, Jeff Waple 
announced that Jeff 
Schmeck, CEO of Miner 
Fleet Corp. will be speaking 
in Still Hall Nov 15. at 3:30 
p.m. 

Schmeck earned his 
degree in marketing and 
management at Clarion 
University and is the 
founder of Miner Fleet 
Corp., a provider of services 
to Fortune 100 companies. 

Waple said Schmeck is 
looking for students for jobs 
and intern.ships for manag- 
ment and marketing majors. 

Waple encouraged inter- 
ested students to attend the 
lecture. 

"If you are in the job 
market, go check it out," he 
said. 

President Dustin 

McElhattan announced that 
the faculty senate merger 
will take place on Dec. 3. 

This will be an opportu- 
nity for the faculty and stu- 
dent senates to get to know 
one another better over 
refreshments. 

McElhattan said, "We 
don't know a lot about one 
another." Another senator 
described it as a "meet and 
greet." 

McElhattan also 

announced that UAB appli- 
cations are due by Friday, 
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"SOUTH FIFTH 
AREA" continued 
from front page. 

State police attended the 
meeting as well, offering 
suggestions to township 
supervisors to help combat 
the number of incidents. 

"We were advised to 
light up the area more by 
the police." Dilley said. "We 
are having five additional 
streetlights installed and 
have the area saturated 
with police protection. We 
have also sent out letters to 
property owners asking 
them to clean up their land. 
It's been very effective, we 
have taken a lot of big steps 
and it is definitely working." 

PennDOT has also 
announced intentions to 
widen part of Fifth Avenue 
and has propsed placing 
sidewalks along both sides 
of Fifth Avenue from the 
Clarion Borough border to 
Ti^out Run and sidewalks on 
the right hand of Fifth 
Avenue to the Clarion Mall. 

Plans are still under 
development and there has 



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been no .schedule set. 

Some university students 
and residents of Fifth 
Avenue have expressed 
some concern about the inci- 
dents. 

"I have noticed a few 
acts of vandalism on my 
road. My car was actually 
egged along with friends of 
mine who were parked in 
my driveway ... pumpkins 
were smashed ... and more 
and more cars are being hit 
by drivers who do not stop," 
said senior education major 
Annie DulDuca. 

"I have not really seen a 
lot [of vandalism], but I do 
know that there are a lot of 
cars that get hit and there 
was a bad accident last 
week and smashed pump- 
kins everywhere," said 
Hudson. "If concern is com- 
ing from the community res- 
idents they should voice the 
opinion directly to those stu- 
dents who are neighbors of 
them and talk to them 
directly.. .Not all students 
vandalize or do criminal 
acts." 



"CULTURE" 
continued from front 
page. 

The power point was shown 
as a true and false presenta- 
tion where the audience got 
to test their knowledge 
about Europe. 

After that there was a 
Mexican dance called 
Jarabe Michoacano. This 
dance was performed by the 
members of the Spanish 
club. 

Next, the ASIA club put 
on a fashion show that dis- 
played some of the authen- 
tic clothing from Asia. 
During the fashion show 
they played authentic Asian 
music. 

For the Middle East 
there was an Arabic lan- 
guage demonstration. The 
demonstration was done 
with a power point presen- 
tation. The power point 
presentation stated that 
there are three countries 
that use Arabic, that Arabic 
writing is done from right to 
left instead of left to 
right.and that there are 29 
letters in the Arabic alpha- 
bet. 

The final event was a 
multicultural performance. 
The performance consisted 
of individual dances, and 
then at the end all of the dif- 
ferent dances came together. 

After the program there 
was a sampling of different 
foods from the different 
countries that Clarion stu- 
dents are from. The food 



was prepared by Chartwells 
Catering Services. 

Kevin Morrow, fresh- 
man accounting major said, 
"My favorite part of culture 
night was the food sam- 
pling. There were so many 
different flavors and tastes 
that you would never imag- 
ine. It was definitely the 
best dinner at Clarion this 
vear." 



Clarion 
News Briefs 



Compiled by Brittnee Koebler 

Clarion Call News Editor 

■ Clarion University will host keynote speaker, Amy 
Brunner, a project engineer and outreach associate at 
the Center for Nanotechnology Education and 
Utilization at Penn State University on Nov. 19 for CUP 
Physics Day. 

■ Applications are now being accepted for the Spring 
2008 online degree programs for undergraduate, gradu- 
ate and postgraduate programs. 

"The courses required to support these degrees 
meet the same curricular and instructional standards 
as classes delivered on campus, and are taught by the 
same faculty currently teaching in the traditional class- 
rooms," said Dr. Art Acton, assistant vice president for 
academic affairs. 

■ A study pertaining to electric rates in the U.S., com- 
pleted by CUP physicists Joshua Pearce and Paul 
Harris, was published in the peer-reviewed journal 
Energy Policy last week. 

According to the University NewsWire, the study, 
"Reducing Greenhouse Gas Emissions by Inducing 
Energy Conservation and Distributed Generation from 
Eliminiation of Electric Utility Customer Charges 
found that by "correcting electric rate stuctures, The 
U.S. would see a 6.4 percent reduction in overall elec- 
tricity consumption ... saving the U.S. nearly $8 billion 
per year." 

■ Jared Myers of Ketchum Public Relations will speak 
on Nov. 19 in 107 Founders about various public rela- 
tion topics. 

Myers' session will begin at 7^30 p.m. and refresh- 
ments will be served. This event is open to all students; 
however, members of PRSSA, the hosting organization, 
are required to attend. 



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Nov. 14 from 7-8 p.m. University students turned out for the biggest sale of the semester, 
pack/ng the book store all evening, as they purchased everything from CUP clothing, CUP 
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CHILE (CNN) - Two people are dead, 100 are injured and 
dozens of construction workers are believed trapped in a 
collapsed roadway tunnel after Chile was rocked by a 
magnitude 7.7. earthquake Wednesday, officials said. 

■ "Come home," cop pleads to missing wife 

NEW YORK (AP) - An Illinois police officer suspected in 
the disappearance of his fourth wife pleaded Wednesday 
for her to come home, even as he maintained that she left 
him for another man. 

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say the case is a potential homicide investigation and 
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geant in the Chicago suburb of Bolingbrook, as a suspect. 

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CALIFORNIA (CNN) - The crew of the ship that ran into 
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SAN DIEGO, California (AP) - A Marine boot camp drill 
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A military jury found Sgt. Jerrod M. Glass guilty of 
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The most wonderful time of the year! 




Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion,edu 

Last week, I ventured 
mto Wal-Mart and while I 
was there, I saw my first 
Christmas tree for this par- 
ticular holiday season. This 
glorious sight put an enor- 
mous smile on my face and I 
can say that I was in a great 
mood for the rest of the day. 

1 don't know why the 
holiday season makes some 
people depressed beyond 
belief. I am completely baf- 
fled by this. I personally 
think that this season is the 
happiest time of the year! 
My life would be a lot more 
depressing if I didn't have a 
few months each year to 
cheer me up. 

I would like to share the 
five things that I think 
everyone should do during 
the holiday season. 

5. Eat something pump- 
kin. Whether it be pumpkin 
pie, pumpkin roll, pumpkin 
pankcakes, whateV'tn-,' ' just ' 
e&t it. This niorni;ag, I had 
pumpkin" flavored coffee 
creamer that made my 
morning ten times better 
than it would've been had 1 
just had regular coffee 
creamer. 

1 get in the mood for 
something pumpkin right 
around my birthday, which 
is Oct. 8, by the way. 1 had 
my favorite pumpkin pie 
blizzard from the Dairy 
Queen, which my fall/holi- 
day season is not complete 



without. 

I suppose that if you 
don't like pumpkin flavored 
things, you could settle for 
something gross and dis- 
gusting like apple pie or 
something cinnamon fla- 
vored. However, pumpkin 
anything is better than 
those two. 

4. Play in the snow. 
Well, this is only if we ever 
get snow. To me, Christmas 
is not complete without at 
least one or two snowy days. 
Preferably if one of those 
snowy days is actually 
Christmas day. 

Playing in the snow is a 
great way to relieve stress 
and forget about things for 
an hour or so. 

If you don't want to play 
in the snow, learn how to ski 
or snowboard. I did that last 
year and developed a whole 
new appreciation for snow 
and everything about it. 

3. Go see a Christmas 
light display. My personal 
favorite is Overly 's Country 
' Christmas Which is located 
at thfe' ' Westmoreland 
County Fair Grounds. Ic's' 
probably one of my favorite 
holiday traditions, which 
isn't complete without my 
steaming cup of hot choco- 
late following my Christmas 
light tour. 

If there isn't an actual 
Christmas light display 
near you, get into your car 
with your friends, family, 
significant other or just 
yourself and go for a late 
night drive. 1 love to do this 



also. It's hilarious to me 
some of the crazy concoc- 
tions that people come up 
with, especially in Western 
Pa. 

Last winter, there was 
this trailor up by Seven 
Springs that didn't have 
more than five inch incra- 
ments of grass that wasn't 
covered with a Christmas 
decoration of some sort. Not 
to mention the fact that the 
entire trailor was covered 
with various colored 
Christmas lights. I mean, 1 
am all about holiday spirit, 
but who has time to do that? 
Seriously, bake some cookies 
for your family or some- 
thing. 

2. Watch "Charlie 
Brown." "Charlie Brown" is 
probably one of my favorite 
pasttimes. I blame Snoopy 
for my serious obsessicn 
with dogs. 

1 was shocked to find out 
that "Charlie Brown" was 
not as big of a household 
name as I had thought. My 
roommate, Alisha, said that 
she and her family were 
never big "Charlie Brown" 
watchers. I made her watch 
the episode about the Great 
Pumpkin with me that 
night. 

There is a "Charlie 
Brown" episode for ever- 
thing including 

Thanksgiving and 

Christmas. ^ I was.-i^aj^-* 
more of a "Charlie Brown" 
fan th^fr In "A ClMfigtn]^s , 
Story" fan. May be its 
because I thought that little 
boy was weird looking or 
something. I don't know. 

The last recommenda- 
tion I have for people to do 
this holiday season may 
sound a bit cliche, but I 
think that it is extremely 
important for college stu- 
dents. Especially those who 
don't make it home as often 
as they would like or are 
unable to go home often or 



at all. 

1. Spend time with your 
family and other loved ones. 
The few times I have been 
home this year, I feel so 
rushed to get a million 
things done that I have 
barely had any time to 
spend with the people who 
made me who I am. For this 
reason, 1 am looking for- 
ward to spending 
Thanksgiving and 
Christmas with the people 
who mean the most to me: 
my family. 

Holidays are a big thing 
for my family. Thanksgiving 
is one of two times a year 1 
see my uncle from New York 
and one of the few times a 
year I see my cousin who 
attends George Washington 
University in Washington, 
D.C. 

While I do think that it 
is important to spend time 
with friends and have a 
good time, I think it is more 
important to hang out at 
home a couple nights watch- 
ing movies or playing board 
games. 1 haven't been able 
to do that lately, so I am 
really excited to relax at 
home with my mom and 
dad. 

Some of the things that 
I have listed may not sound 
like something you would 
like to do and that's fine. 1 
know that every individual 
ki]»rsQ«i ■a»u4.iith«fa' has their 
own thing that they like to 
dftfpr-the IxQiidays. But may 
be doing something differ- 
ent will make your holidays 
that much better. 

Either way, its your 
decision not mine. Eat good 
food and be merry. Happy 
Holidavs! 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and entertainment 
editor of The Call. 



Megan Linton 

s_mllinton@clarlon.edu 



The Panhellenic Council 
and the Interfraternity 
Council are the two govern- 
ing bodies for all Greek 
organizations on Clarion's 
campus. The Panhellenic 
Council focuses on the needs 
and services for the female 
sororities on campus, while 
its counterpart. the 
Interfraternity Council 
focuses on the members of 
male fraternities. 

The Panhellenic Council 
is comprised of 7 nationally 
recognized sororities includ- 
ing Alpha Sigma Tau, Delta 
Phi Epsilon, Delta Zeta, Phi 
Sigma Sigma, SigmaSigma 
Sigma, Zeta Phi Beta, and 
Zeta Tau Alpha. The 6 fra- 
ternities recognized by the 
Interfraternity Council are 
Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity 
Inc.. Omega Psi Phi 
Fraternity Inc., Phi , Beta 
Sigma Fraternity Inc., Phi 
Delta Theta. Phi Mu Alpha, 
and Tau Kappa Epsilon 

The Pahnellenic Council 
meets every Tuesday night 
at 5-30 and the 
Interfraternity Council 
meets on Thursday , nights 
at 5:30. Both meetings are 
Held in 146 Gemmell. The 
councils are made up of two 
delegates from each sorority 
and fraternity The purposes 




of these meetings are keep- 
ing the individual Greek 
organizations up to date 
with the news, events and 
issues occurring in the 
Greek Community. 

The Panhellenic Council 
and Interfraternity Council 
have set a goal to raise 
$1,000 each year for the 
Clarion Hospital. To do this 
the two organizations spon- 
sor the events Mr. CU and 
Greek Sing. The Mr. CU 
pageant will be held on 
Tuesday. November 13 at 
8:00 p.m. in Hart Chapel. 
There will be a $3 entrance 
fee and all proceeds will be 
donated to the Clarion 
Hospital. Kyle Mitchell will 
be representing the 
Panhellenic Council and 
Lashard Griffin will be rep- 
resenting the 
Interfraternity Council 
along with many other 
males from Clarion 
University to compete for 
the title of Mr. CU. In the 
spring semester, a Greek 



Sing IS competition is held. 
Each sorority and fraternity 
performs a formal song and 
informal song to be judged 
by a panel of Clarion 
Hospital employees. 

Along with raising money 
for the Clarion Hospital, the 
Panhellenic Council and the 
Interfraternity Council vol- 
unteer in every blood drive 
on campus, participate in 
Greek Service Day, and 
sponsor educational speak- 
ers on various topics includ- 
ing recruitment ethics, anti- 
hazing policies, and Martin 
Luther King Jr. series. The 
executive board of the two 
councils will also have the 
opportunity of attending the 
Northeast Greek 

Leadership Association 
Workshop in February. 

The newly re-elected 
president of the Panhellenic 
Council, Maria D'Ascenzo 
has many goals in building 
the Greek Communityl. "I 
would like to create an 



environment where all 
Greek organizations can 
come to discuss issues with 
no bias," D'Ascenzo said. 
She would also like to work 
closely with Interfraternity 
Council in building a better 
recruitment programs, and 
promote friendly and posi- 
tive public relations with 
the student body and the 
outside community. She is 
also looking forward to the 
Northeast Greek 
Leadership Association 
Workshop. 

With spring recruitment 
just around the corner, the 
two organizations are 
preparing a recruitment 
program that allows all stu- 
dents interested becoming 
part of Greek life the oppor- 
tunity to meet every Greek 
organization. This allows 
the potential new member 
to find the organization that 
is right for them. For more 
information on recruitment 
through the Panhellenic 
Council and the 

Interfraternity Council, 
please contact Michelle 
Marchand. 



Any suggestions for future 
Greek articles? Contact 
Megan Linton at 

s_mllinton(S clarion.edu! 



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Taking a closer look at the history of ''Turkey Day" 



ROC members explore their adventurous sides 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller®clarion.edu 

Are you the type of per- 
son who tries to find some 
type of adventure no matter 
where you are? Or are you 
really just tired of being a 
couch potato and sitting 
around watching MTV or 
ESPN'.* Mondays, at S-'M) 
p.m., in Pierce room 124. 
Clarion University's 

Recreational Outdoors Club 
(ROC) has it's weekly meet- 
ing, which is open to every- 
one. It could just be the type 
of thing that you are looking 
for. 

The ROC provides the 
kinds of activities that any 
student who has an adven- 
turous or exploratory side 
would love to take part in. 
Hiking, camping, canoeing 
and caving are just some of 
the outdoor activities that 
the ROC members do in 
their spare time. 



ROC has been around 
for a number of years, origi- 
nally starting as a fraterni- 
ty This year, the group fea- 
tuies around 80 members 
and the group's advisor is 
Doug Knepp, CUP's 
Intramural. Recreation and 
Club Sports Director, who 
works in the student Rec. 
Center. 

Timothy Michaels, a 
junior speech communica- 
tion major, is the group's 
activities director. Michaels 
has been a member since he 
was a freshman and this is 
his first year as activities 
director. This means 
Michaels is in part responsi- 
ble for a lot of the exciting 
and adventurous trips that 
the group makes. 

"I guess Pve always 
been out looking for adven- 
ture," said Michaels. "That's 
why I joined ROC in the 
first place." 

So far this year, the 
group has played paintball 
in an old strip mine, went 




Timothy Michaels, activities director of the Recreatior)al Outdoors 
Club, repells from the remnants of the Clarion Railroad's Tressel. 
The club participates in many other outdoor activities. (The 
Clarion Call/Sean Montgomery) 



canoeing an the Allegheny 
river, hiked up and down 
the Clarion river, went 
backpacking in the 
Allegheny National Forest 
and done some volunteer 
work for Cook's Forest. 

"We met up with some 
rangers in Cook's Forest," 
said Michaels. "We basically 
did a trail clean up. We went 
to the steepest side of the 
forest and cleaned up flags 
from a research study. We 
returned some 240 flags to 
the ranger's cabin." 

Last weekend, the group 
went on a canoeing trip, and 
the most exhilarating part 
of the day wasn't even 
planned, according to 
Michaels. If students think 
that every weekend is a 
close brush with death 
though, don't be worried. 

"We had a canoe fill up 
with water," said Michaels. 
"The canoe got pinned up 
against a rock just as the 
trip began. We got it loose 
right away though. We 



Organization 
Spotlight 



make sure that everything 
is very safety oriented, so 
nothing gets too crazy." 

Students who join ROC 
need to keep up with their 
schedule, because they tend 
to keep it pretty busy and 
eventful. The group has 
many big events planned for 
the near future. Among 
them, a caving trip is 
planned for the largest cave 
in the state. The other trips 
include a remote camp deep 
in the Laurel Highlands 
Mountains, Whitewater raft- 
ing at Ohiopyle and camp- 
ing at Assategue Island. 



Gauharl shares her experiences from Afghanistan 



Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 

Countries in the Middle 
East circulate through the 
news on a regular basis. 
Reports on conflict can only 
take readers so far. though. 
First-hand accounts are the 
stories that draw them in 
and keep th«m therei 

A first-harid account is 
.exactly . what , was presented 
on Monday night in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room. Farooka Gauhari 
started Social Equity Week 
as the keynote speaker. 

Gauhari. a professor at 
the University of Nebraska 
at Omaha, is a native of 
Afghanistan. She was there 
before and during wartimes 
and recalls her experiences 
in her book. "Searching for 
Saleem:x'\n Afghan Woman's 
Odyssey" It was the first 
English-language memoir of 
an Afghan woman. 

The event was opened 
by Dr. Joseph Gruenwald, 



Clarion University's 

President. He told students 
why global matters should 
matter to them, even when 
they are in Clarion. 

"We are citizens of the 
world and also the places in 
which we live." he said. 

Gruenwald then intro- 
duced Dr. Deborah 
Burghardt, director of the 
Women's Studies depart- 
ment, and Fatima Hashmi. 
a ytudent x'epres;t,'ntative,of 
. the , ,, , Presidiential 

Commission on the Status of 
Women. They introduced 
Gauhari by speaking about 
the conflicts around the 
world and giving a little of 
her background. 

Gauhari then took the 
podium and began her story. 

"For years Afghanistan 
has been one of those coun- 
tries on the other side of the 
world... Ibut] what happens 
there affects us all here," 
she said. 

The history of 

Afghanistan was presented 
first. She explained the 
meanings behind the colors 



on the Afghan flag. The 
black repre.sents when the 
country was ruled by other 
European countries. The 
center red color symbolizes 
the blood that was shed to 
gain independence and the 
green represents the peace 
that was achieved. 

She also showed maps 
that showcased the border 
of the country, population 
diversity and past eiiVihza- 
tions., . ,,,;, ,. ,: ,. ,,. 

After the brief introduc- 
tion to the country. Gauhari 
then began the history of 
war and conflict in the coun- 
try. She stressed that 
Afghanistan was not always 
like it is now. She remem- 
bers a different place from 
her childhood. Women were 
allowed to wear what they 
pleased and there was not a 
constant fear. 

Through pictures, she 
explained how war began. 
Gauhari explained the dif- 
ferent political forces that 
came in and out of the coun- 
try and what conflicts 
occurred as a result. She 



told stories and used photos 
of orphans, schools, homes 
(shacks), a destroyed 
library, the drought and oth- 
ers. 

She then told her per- 
sonal story, which began in 
1978. One day when her 
husband, Saleem. went to 
the office, he didn't return. 
He was considered an 
enemy of the government 
because he waf-^tTOffwd in 
the United States. ^,. 

"P/son wiS'^^^^ry 
where." she said. 

Every Friday, she would 
try to find him. She'd bring 
a package for Saleem to one 
of the prisons. The guard 
would check to see if he was 
there, and always returned 
to say that he was not. 

Gauhari explained that 
the government would go to 
the schools to find tall boys 
to fight. No one was ever 
informed that they'd be 
leaving; they'd just disap- 
pear one day. When her two 
young boys came running 
home to avoid this fate, she 
told them not to go back. 



Then, her young daugh- 
ter got sick. Because she lost 
her husband's medical bene- 
fits, she didn't know what to 
do. A friend told her to go to 
the military hospital. There, 
she filled out the paper- 
work, complete with her 
husband's name. They were 
denied entrance to the hos- 
pital because the staff 
claimed there was not 
enough space (others wrent 
in who arrived after her). 
S^e said that was a l;urning 
point for her. 

One day while Gauhari 
was walking home, a gov- 
ernment vehicle stopped 
next to her. She feared for 
her life, but it ended up 
being a former student of 
hers. He said that she was 
the best professor he ever 
had and asked if there was 
anything he could do for her. 
She asked to be able to take 
her children to a friendly 
area. 

The application to leave 
took nine months to com- 
plete. When she went to the 
Ministry of Interior, the 



man working there looked 
at a blue binder with her 
information and told her she 
was free to go. He also said 
that her husband would be 
returning home soon. 

She was desperate to 
know what the binder really 
said, though. So, she took 
matters into her own hands. 
Gauhari snuck into the back 
office and retrieved her 
'^binder. When she looked in 
it, it said that her husband 
had beeh killed. 

"My whole perception of 
life changed." she said. "It 
was not my country any- 
more." 

From there, she sold her 
house on the black market 
(women were not allowed to 
legally sell their houses 
without their husband or 
documentation that he was 
dead) and left Afghanistan. 

Gauhari ended by say- 
ing that the rest of her story 
could be found in her book. 
She also showed the audi- 
ence an authentic burka 
that is worn by women in 
Afghanistan. 



Women watch hockey in their heeis at Mellon Arena 



Emily Aaron 

s_emaaron@clarlon.edu 



"Being called a puck 
bunny makes me want to 
stab faces," could be heard 
while waiting in line for the 
first ever women's hockey 
event, "Hockey and High 
Heels," on Nov 7. 2007. 
hosted by the Pittsburgh 
Penguins. 

While walking up to 
gate three, there were no 
men in sight. There were 
about 60 women, all in high 
heels and their favorite 
player's jersey, waiting in 
line to start off the evening. 
At 5 p.m., they let the 
women enter the arena. 

First stop was the blue 
line. Once everyone got 
checked in and they let the 
women enter the bar area. 
Most of the women got a 
beer or two to start off the 
evening. 

Television cameras and 
microphones were set up all 
over the room. The anticipa- 
tion for the event to start 
was beginning to take place 
in all the women. 

The event began with 
the introduction of Lisa 



Ovens, the author of 
"Hockey & High Heels." She 
told stories of her hockey 
experience and what she 
has gone through as a 
woman fan. 

"Men think that just 
because we are women we 
strictly watch just to check 
out the hot hockey players. 
Well ladies, that is not what 
we are here for. We watch 
this game for the same rea- 
sons men do. the pure enter- 
tainment of the game. We 
may be women, but when it 
comes to sports we have the 
same feehngs inside as they 
do," she said. 

Ovens explained that 
she was raised watching 
hockey. She has been play- 
ing hockey since she was a 
teenager and played on both 
all girls" teams and co-ed 
teams. Ovens recently suf- 
fered from a bad shoulder 
accident. She was slammed 
into the boards by one of the 
men players. 

"I just rubbed it off," she 
said. "Guys think that we 
can't handle the sport, but 
wi' can. Yeah it hurt like 
hell, but I wasn't about to let 
them know that." 

After Ovens spoke about 



traveling all over the coun- 
try to watch hockey, the 
news casters were intro- 
duced: Alison Morris, 
Janelle Hall, Sonni Abatta 
and Newlin Archinal. The 
women spoke about their 
love of hockey. 

Morris played hockey 
when she was in high school 
and up until college. She 
explained that when she 
went to college she had all 
intentions of walking onto 
the team, but her college 
was ranked number one in 
their division and she didn't 
think that there was any 
chance she'd be able to 
make it for the team. 

"If I could have made it. 
there would have been no 
time for school and my par- 
ents would have killed me. 
So I decided against playing 
for the team: I just watched 
them instead." she said. 

Hall then talked about 
how men always put her 
down for being a fan. They 
all tell her that there's no 
way she has any idea what 
is going on. 

"I've been watching 
hockey since I was a little 
girl with my dad and I do 
know what is going on. 



W^hen those players score, 
there's nothing better I 
could be watching," she 
said. 

Each of the women had 
lots to say about the event 
and how ecstatic they were 
that Pittsburgh was finally 
showing what great women 
hockey fans their city has. 

When the question and 
answer session was over, the 
ladies were lined up and 
taken on a tour of the 
Mellon Arena. First stop 
was the zamboni room. To 
most people, this would not 
be exciting, but to see the 
machine that makes the ice 
nice and smooth for the 
players was a thrill for the 
women. 

Continuing on the tour, 
there were plenty of the 
Philadelphia Flyers (the 
team the Penguins were 
playing that night) players 
running around warming up 
for the game. Many of the 
women were saying, "Why 
can't that be the Penguins 
running around half naked 
warming up for the game?" 

See "HEELS" 
continued on page 5. 




Pittsburgh Penguins fans watch the Penguins play the 
Philadelphia Flyers on Nov. 7. They participated in the event 
"Hockey in High Heels, " where women got the chance to cele- 
brate their love of hockey together. (The Clarion Call/courtesy of 
Emily Aaron) 



Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsban(1/uh®clarion.edu 

With November winding 
down, students have one 
thing on their minds: 
Thanksgiving break. But, 
this holiday has more 
behind it than food, football 
and fun before finals. 

The first American 
Thanksgiving was celebrat- 
ed in 1621. It took place to 
commemorate the harvest 
that was started by the 
Plymouth Colony following 
an extremely difficult win- 
ter. That same year, 
Governor William Bradford 
announced a day of "thanks- 
giving." 

Every fall, all of the 
colonies celebrated days of 
thanksgiving. It was not 
until October 1777, howev- 
er, that all colonies held 
Thanksgiving at the same 
time. 

George Washington was 
the first president to declare 
this a holiday He declared 
that Thanksgiving will be a 
national holiday in the year 
1789. 

The Thanksgiving story 
evolved when the Pilgrims 
had their thankful commu- 
nity feast at Plymouth, 



Massachusetts. The journey 
for the Pilgrims began at 
Plymouth. England. This 
journey was very hard 
because there were a lot of 
people with few supplies. 

On September 6. 1620, 
the Pilgrims set sail on a 
ship, commonly known as 
the "Mayflower." Everyone 
on the ship was in search for 
what they thought was the 
"New World." They wanted 
a better fortune for their 
lives. 

The Mayflower was 
rather small in size. Men, 
women and children were 
all crammed on board, along 
with the sailors that were 
sailing the ship. There were 
two different types of people 
aboard the ship, the 
"Saints" and the 

"Strangers." These two 
groups of people did not get 
along at all. Neither of them 
thought that the other 
belonged. 

After 66 days of rough 
voyage, land was spotted in 
November. When they 
reached the land, everyone 
on board realized that they 
had to work together or 
nothing would be accom- 
plished as a result of their 
journey. Together they real- 
ized that somebody had to 
swallow their pride and 



learn how to get along. In 
order to fix this problem, a 
meeting was held and an 
agreement of truce was put 
to the test. 

The solution to their big 
problem was called the 
Mayflower Compact. This 
truce guaranteed equal 
rights for all the members 
that made up both groups. 
John Carver was elected to 
become their first governor. 

Despite all of the won- 
derful things taking place, 
the Pilgrims' happiness did 
not last very long. Once win- 
ter hit, it meant death to 
many of them. They simply 
did not have the right equip- 
ment for the cold weather. 

The first Thanksgiving 
was celebrated by both the 
Pilgrims and 
the Native 
Americans. It 
was a huge feast. 
Together they ate 
corn, Indian corn, 
barley, pumpkins, 
peas, deer, fish and, of 
course, wild turkey 

This feast took place 
mainly because of one man, 
Squanto. Squanto was the 
Native American who 
taught the settlers how to 
fish, grow corn and also 
served as the settlers' inter- 
preter. Without Squanto, we 



might not even have 
Thanksgiving today. 

The first official 
Thanksgiving Proclamation 
made in America was issued 
by the Continental Congress 
in 1777. Six national 
Proclamations of 

Thanksgiving were put to 
order in the first thirty 
years after the founding of 
the United 

States of 
America 
as inde- 
pendent 
states. 



Thanksgiving today is a 
time when people get 
together with their families 
for a nice meal. It is also the 
time to take the time to 
appreciate and give thanks 
for everything that one has 
and give back to the commu- 
nity. 

Thanksgiving is typical- 
ly celebrated with a fourday 
weekend, which usually 
marks a pause in school and 
college calendars. 

Thanksgiving meals are 
traditionally 



family events where certain 
kinds of food are served. 
Turkey would have to be the 
most featured item on the 
menu. Turkey is such an 
influence that Thanksgiving 
is also called "Turkey Day" 
in the United States. 
Stuffing, mashed potatoes 
with gravy sweet potatoes, 
cranberry sauce, corn, 
turnips, yams and pumpkin 
pie are commonly associated 
with your Thanksgiving din- 
ner. 




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Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawatts@clarion.edu 

Some students look only 
to classes to give them the 
experience they need for 
their future. Hayley Schafer 
is not one of those students. 



Schafer is a senior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major at Clarion University 
who hails from the North 
Hills of Pittsburgh. 

"I came to Clarion 
because the campus was 
really beautiful and was not 
too far from home, but far 



enough," she said. 

Schaffer decided her 
major because of her inter- 
est in the public relations 
industry and because of the 
opportunities it gives her. 

"I like my major because 
it allows you to have many 
job opportunities so you're 
not tied down to just one 



profession," she said. 

Schafer is a member of 
the Delta Zeta sorority. 

"I got involved because I 
felt like I was not meeting 
new people as a freshman," 
she said. "I thought it 
would be a great way to get 
involved on campus and 
doing activities." 

Schafer is in charge of 
new member pledging 
process and is the academic 
chair, which is monitoring 
grades and sending in infor- 
mation to the national 
sorority. 

She is also a public rela- 
tions co-chair for the 
University Activities Board 
(UAB), which involves pro- 
moting all UAB events. As 
chair, she makes sure that 
fliers and posters are dis- 
tributed and sets up events 
using Web Access TV and on 
Facebook. 

"Most of my time is tied 
up by Delta Zeta and UAB, 
but I [also] like hanging out 
with my friends and going 
out and having a good time," 
she said. 

Schafer is currently 
doing a work study job at 
the recreation center. Her 



position is front desk or the 
weight room. She monitors 
the students who come in 
and sign others up for mem- 
bership. 

This past summer, she 
did an internship at the 
University of Pittsburgh in 
the Office of Institutional 
Advancement. She did pub- 
lic relations work that 
involved writing articles for 
their magazine, interview- 
ing donors and attending 
the photo shoots. Also, she 
wrote communication plans 
for US Steel and PRSSA 
while interning. 

"I learned a lot and 



loved the people I worked 
with. Hopefully I can go 
back and get a job at the 
Institutional of 

Advancement," Schafer 
said. 

Schafer will graduate in 
the spring and plans to 
move back to Pittsburgh. 
She plans to get a job in a 
public relations agency or at 
the Institutional of 
Advancement at University 
of Pittsburgh and get her 
masters degree. 

"It's a little scary, but 
I'm glad to graduate," she 
said. 



Campus <bse'Up 




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"HEELS" continued 
from page 5. 

As the tour continued 
they saw the Igloo Seats, the 
lounge where only Igloo 
Seat holders can go, and the 
media room. 

Finally, it was time to 
see where the Penguins get 
ready and work-out. The 
weight room was the next 
stop on the tour. Forward 
Gary Roberts and defense- 
man Ryan Whitney were 
inches from the women. The 
men were warming up for 
the game, so none of the 
women bothered them. 

Last was the locker 
room, the one place all the 
women were looking for- 
ward to seeing all night, but 
they were not allowed in. 
They only saw the door and 
where the boys were actual- 
ly getting ready at that very 
moment. 

"Why won't they just let 
us take a quick peak into 
the locker room. I mean I 
won't touch any of them. I 
just want to see," explained 
one of the women fans. 

The tour was over and 
the women were led up to 
their seats. Their seating for 
the event was in Club seat- 



ing. They took an elevator 
up and were served dinner. 
To everyone's surprise, 
under their seats was a 
black box. Once opened, 
there were T- shirts, hats, 
Lisa Ovens' book, a team 
calendar, different Penguins 
merchandise and auto- 
graphed hockey pucks from 
all the team members. The 
women fought over boxes. 
One woman actually stole 
another's box just because 
she wanted an Evgeni 
Malkin autographed puck. 
That was really the only 
argument during the entire 
event, but that was sure to 
happen when 60 women are 
put in Club seats with boxes 
of autographed pucks. 

The game began and 
within seconds of the first 
period, the Flyers had 
scored. The women were 
getting angry because after 
a few more seconds they 
scored again. The screams 
and cheers were all that 
could be heard from the 
women's club seats. Finally, 
with 30 seconds remaining 
in the first period, the 
Penguins scored. The 
women went crazy. They 
were jumping up and down, 
dancing, and cheering. Once 
the period was over, the 



women hung-out and talked 
during intermission. 

During an interview. 
Ovens was told of an experi- 
ence that happened to one of 
the women when a man told 
her girls couldn't like hock- 
ey 

"That happens everyday 
to me," Ovens said. " Those 
men who think that are 
pigs. They just think that 
we watch it because we 
think the players are good 
looking and, as you know, 
that is not the truth in the 
matter." 

She explained that 
when she decided to come to 
Pittsburgh, she had an 
interview lined up with the 
general manager of the 
Penguins, Ray Shero. She 
thought she was going to be 
talking about women fans to 
him and about her book. 
When she got there it was 
completely different. 

"He actually had the 
nerve to ask me if myself 
and the news casters were 
going to be making a calen- 
dar. What a pig. I just kept 
trying to change the subject 
and go back to my book and 
women hockey fans. All he 
wanted to talk about was 
this calendar that isn't 
being made and if I could 



find out if Sidney Crosby 
was dating Alison Morris. It 
was quite a disappointment, 
but I shouldn't have expect- 
ed anything else," she said. 

The second period 
began. The women were get- 
ting crazy, screaming as 
loud as they possibly could 
for the Penguins. There 
were numerous fights 
throughout the game. This 
was probably one of the 
favorite aspects of hockey 
for most of the women there. 

The Flyers scored again. 
It was now 3-1. Shortly after 
that, the second period was 
over and the girls still had 
hope for the team to come 
back. 

Finally, the third period 
began. The team seemed to 
be playing better and came 
out skating their hearts out, 
but they could not come 
back. The Penguins ended 
up losing the game 3-1. 
Even though the Pens lost, 
there was never a rude 
remark about the team that 
came out of any of the girls' 
mouths. The only thing said 
was, "We'll get them next 
time". 

The event was a hit and 
the Penguins plan to hold 
another women's event in 
February. 





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"La Ronde" portrays numerous real life Issues 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

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"La Ronde" 
Director: IVIarilouise 
Michel 
Rating: 4/5 

The University Theatre 
Department began their 
theatre production "La 
Ronde," directed by 
Marilouise Michel, Tuesday 
Nov, 13 in the Marwick- 
Boyd Little Theatre. 

"La Ronde" was written 
in 1900 by Arthur Schnitzler 
in Vienna. The play was 
infamous then for being 
publicly banned by the year 
1921 when it was closed and 
banned by police. This par- 
ticular play represents a 
darker issue in life, but a 
very realistic one. The sto- 
ries are interesting and edu- 
cational for those willing to 
look deep into them. 

I wasn't sure what to 
prepare myself for as I 
walked into the Little 
Theatre. I had heard the 
play included sexual con- 
tent, prostitutes and an 
important lesson. That's a 
lot to take in and imagine. 

As the play began and 
the actors began to take the 
stage, I realized that maybe 
I shouldn't prepare for, 
judge or imagine what this 
play could offer, but to take 
it all in and decide that after 
the production. I'm glad I 
entered the experience with 
no judgments and expecta- 
tions, because the overall 
effect and ending was defi- 



nitely worth it. 

The play began on a 
bridge in Vienna with a sol- 
dier and a prostitute. The 
stage was immediately rec- 
ognizable as being a bridge 
and the characters quickly 
took us back in time. 

The actors in "La 
Ronde" did an amazing job 
with their characters and 
how they made the audience 
feel. You 
were sudden- 
ly back cen- 
turies ago, 
watching 
people from 
that time and 
viewing their 
real life 

issues that 
still pertain 
to us today. 
The entire 
cast should 
be proud of 
their talents 
and the way 
they per- 
formed 
together. 

I have 
seen many 
musicals and 
theatre pro- 
ductions that 
are just not 
that interest- 
ing because 
the actors 
have difficul- 
ty with their 
responsibility 

to set the scene and mood of 
the play. 

The twelve individuals 
on this cast roster went 
above and beyond acting, at 
times, they were those peo- 
ple, with real life dilemmas, 
that long ago. 

The cast was as follows^ 
Natalie Dunn (The actress), 
Lynnea Fiorentino (The 
Young Wife), Amy Sikora 
(The parlor maid), Andy 
Roos (The Young 

Gentleman), Nathan Matt 
(The Husband), Tiffany 
Williams (The Little Miss), 
Jesse Mcllvaine (The 
Count), Ben Rowan (The 
Soldier), Jonathan Sherbine 



(The Poet), Drew Williams 
(The Whore), Ryan Jackson 
and Tara Haupt as the 
(Servent/Understudies), 

"La Ronde" consisted of 
ten different scenes, all that 
returned to the same idea. 
This play is unlike most 
other plays for many differ- 
ent reasons. The main idea 
and educational lesson is 
achieved not by happy peo- 



sions. There lies the beauty, 
this happens today, to peo- 
ple in many different age 
groups, and while it's a 
crude realization that's how 
life is sometimes, its impor- 
tant to address it, and not 
push it to the back burner 
and pretend it doesn't exist 
in society. 

Throughout the entire 
production the cast took 




Andy Roos, the young gentleman, is taking his pants off and preparing to lay down on the couch 
in the University Theatre Department's production of "La Ronde," directed by Marilouise Michel. 
(The Clarion Call/ Adam Huff) 



pie dancing around and 
drinking tea, but by 
addressing a real issue in a 
realistic manner. The over- 
all message and idea of "La 
Ronde" was bold and 
demanded your attention. 

Each scene portrayed 
two individuals engaging in 
suggested unprotected sexu- 
al situations and would then 
proceed to another scene 
where we would view anoth- 
er episode similar to the 
last. The cast and scenes lit- 
erally did a merry go round, 
as the audience members 
saw the characters make 
mistakes, bad judgments 
and at times immoral deci- 



turns seducing and experi- 
menting with new people. 
Eventually every single 
character had a sexual 
encounter with another. 
Some might not understand 
this part of the play and be 
intimidated by its crudeness 
at points, while others may 
understand the message the 
play is trying to give to it's 
audience. 

"La Ronde" portrayed 
situations that occur all the 
time in real hfe^ dishonesty, 
infidelity, fornication and 
adultery. The only differ- 
ence between the play and 
real life is that they weren't 
trying to hide it or deny that 



it ever actually happens. 

While some might not 
be a fan of this kind of pro- 
duction, others, like myself, 
think its important for view- 
ers to consider. Life isn't 
always sunshine and roses, 
there are ugly things that 
occur everyday like the ones 
occurred in this production. 
Pretending they don't exist 
and don't happen is nothing 
other than 
ignorance. 

The 
props used 
in this pro- 
d u c t i n 
were realis- 
tic and sim- 
ple. They 
helped to set 
the scene 
and allow 
the audience 
to recognize 
where cer- 
tain scenes 
were occur- 
ring. I liked 
that they 
only brought 
on stage 
what was 
necessary 
for the audi- 
ence to 
understand 
their overall 
goal. Time 
between 
scenes went 
quickly, so 
congratula- 
tions to the stage crew for 
keeping things moving 
along. 

The costumes might 
have been my favorite part 
of this particular play. Since 
its purpose was to take us 
back in time, its very vital 
that the costumes help the 
audience relate to that time. 
They did a wonderful job 
with the costumes, they 
were impressive and very 
realistic for that time peri- 
od. I felt that they were a 
huge part of the productions 
success because they 
allowed the audience to feel 
like they too, were in that 
era. 




The lighting in this 
show was phenomenal. It 
was a difficult task to have 
to portray day and night, 
open windows, and drawn 
curtains, but they did this 
what appeared so easily. 

My favorite part of the 
lighting occurred when one 
of the actresses (Amy 
Sikora, the parlor maid) was 
asked to open and shut the 
drapes. As she "tugged" on 
the curtains, the lights 
shifted appropriately and 
looked so realistic you could 
imagine the action actually 
happening. Sometimes it 
might have been a little too 
dark, but overall, it was a 
good job. 

When you combine 
great acting, fantastic cos- 
tumes and good lighting, 
you have a recipe for a 
potentially wonderful show. 
When you add an interest- 
ing and important story 
line, with the other charac- 
teristics you have that won- 
derful show. 

Overall I give the show 
a 4 out of 5 leaves. The 
story plot, actors and overall 
performance of this play 
was remarkable. 

Its portrayal of real life 
issues might be a too much 
tohandle for some, but is 
more than interesting for 
those who aren't afraid to 
try and understand it. Take 
some time out of your sched- 
ule this wepk and make sure 
to check our ""La Ronde" as it 
plays Nov, I.'VIT, every 
evening at S pm. 



One of the most requested comedians 
among colleges Is coming to Clarion 




John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJdbuffone@clarion.edu 

Clarion University is all 
set to host critically 
acclaimed comedian, Dan 
Cummins on Thursday, Nov, 
15 at 8 p.m. in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room. The 
free event is sponsored by 
the University Activities 
Board and is open to the 
public. 

"Our Chairperson, Erica 
Hildebrande saw him at the 
National Association for 
Campus Activities event 
and strongly recommended 
that we bring him here," 
said UAB member David 
Walsh. 

NACA is where a lot of 
universities do their search 
for possible future events. 
Walsh also added that it 
was an easy vote for the 
board to use some of their 
budget to bring Cummins to 
Clarion. 

Cummins' style of 
humor consists of sarcasm, 
surprise, dark intelligent 
humor and imaginative top- 
ics like Bigfoot, hitchhikers 
and squirrels. Cummins 
original approach suits all 
audiences. He doesn't worry 
about his dignity when he is 



performing, instead he wor- 
ries about making his audi- 
ence laugh. His act is clean 
enough for the college 
atmosphere while cutting- 
edge enough to keep the 
most prestigious comedy 
clubs in America sold out. 

Cummins began his 
journey as a stand-up come- 
dian three weeks before he 
got married in Seattle in the 
year 2000. Dan's wife-to-be 
convinced him to go to a 
stand-up comedy open mike 
night in Spokane, 
Washington. His fiance's 
intuition turned out to be 
very positive because 15 
months later, Cummins was 
the runner-up in the Seattle 
International Comedy 

'Competition. Upon seeing 
his budding talents, 
Cummins began profession- 
ally touring around the 
nation. 

Some of his performanc- 
es include the HBO's 
Comedy Festivals in Las 
Vegas, Boston and Montreal 
while as well as Comedy 
Central's South Beach 
Festivals. Among the come- 
dians that Cummins has 
opened for are Ron White. 
Larry the Cable Guy. Daniel 
Tosh and Jim Gaffigan. He 
also has been featured on 
The Late, Late Show with 



Craig Ferguson on CBS, 
and his stand-out perform- 
ance on Comedy Central's 
"Live at Gotham" led to the 
network giving him his own 
half-hour special the follow- 
ing year. "Comedy Central 
Presents Dan Cummins" 
was taped in August 2007, 
and will air sometime in 
early 2008. 

Cummins . even 

appeared on one of the "best 
of shows for the nationally 
synidacted Bob and Tom 
show. 

Right now, Cummins is 
living with his wife and son 
in Spokane, Wash. 

Cummins is currently 
headlining in clubs around 
the country and is in high 
demand being one of the 
most requested comedians 
at American colleges by 
booking performances at 
over 90 colleges from 
Washington to Maine in 
2007. 

After Clarion. Cummins 
will also perform at 
Allegheny College in 
Meadville and St. Joseph's 
University in Philadelphia. 

For more information, 
look up Cummins on 
MySpace or check out his 
Web site at www.dancum- 
mins.tv. 



Lennon fans Infuriated at release of song 

Deceased Beatle John Lennon's wife, Yoko Ono, released his song 
"Real Love" to be used in a J.C. Penny's commercial. 

Fans believe that Lennon would've denied use of his song. 



Winfrey denies introducing West to Adams 

Oprah Winfrey allegedly introduced Kanye West's late mother, Donda, 
to Dr. Jan Adams, a plastic surgeon. 

Donda was undergoing plastic surgery on Nov. 9 and died of compli- 
cations following the surgery. It is believed to have been a heart attack, 
pulmonary embolism or massive vomiting. 

Winfrey is denying introducing and recommomending Donda to 
Adams. 



""Grey's Anatomy" star ties tlie Icnot in NYC 

Ellen Pompeo, who plays Meredith Grey on ABC's "Grey's Anatomy" 
married record producer Chris Ivery at City Hall. Pompeo, 38, said earlier 
that she did not want a large wedding and kept her promise. The couple 
wanted a small wedding so that they could have at least one thing to 
themselves 

Pompeo and Ivery dated for three years before getting engaged in 
November of 2006. 



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Coheed and Cambria offers "Fred Claus" brings in 
a new an d exciting sound the holiday season right 

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"Good Apollo, I'm 
Burning Star IV, Volume 
Two: No World for 
Tomorrow" 
Coheed and Cambria 
Rating: 4/5 

Coheed and Cambria 
released their fourth album, 
entitled "Good Apollo. I'm 
Burning Star IV, Volume 
Two: No World for 
Tomorrow," which debuted 
at number six on the bill- 
board charts on October 23, 
2007. 

This album comes after 
many band member 
changes, and while changes 
such as this may hinder pro- 
ducing a new CD, this 
album has risen above that 
assumption. This album 
sounds like one produced by 
a band at its best, and I 
enjoyed listening to this 
album. 

The first single off the 
album was "The Running 
Free," and was released on 
Aug. 20. Coheed and 
Cambria supported the new 
album by headlining the 
2007 Warped Tour. 



The album starts off 
with The Reaping, which is 
Coheed's classic acoustic 
opener. It contains more 
soothing lyrics compared to 
the rest of the album, "Will 
we accept these things we 
must? / The world will now 
learn of change to come." 

The next song on the 
album, No World for 
Tomorrow, quickly differen- 
tiates itself from the sooth- 
ing start of the album. The 
band comes out in full force 
with the chorus and proves 
why they have the ability to 
produce an album that 
debuted so high on the 
charts. 

"The Running Free" was 
the first single off the album 
for obvious reasons. The 
songs complicated guitar is 
very catchy, and paired with 
its strong lyrics, makes an 
excellent single choice. Its 
lyrics, "Cause you're going 
home / You're running free / 
As only you would be if you 
never owed them anything / 
And now, you found your 
path home," are some of the 
best on the CD. 

"Mother Superior," the 
6th track off the album, fea- 
tures acoustic guitar and 
some piano, and proves to be 
an excellent change from 
the intense guitar of other 
tracks. While this song isn't 
likely to become a radio hit 
because it is nearly seven 
minutes long, it is a very 
good song that I recommend 
listening to. 

One thing I like about 
Coheed and Cambria is you 
can tell the band's obvious 
progression with each 
album. Claudio Sanchez, 
lead vocals and guitar, pro- 
gresses his voice with each 
album. Another progression 
I noticed with each album is 





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guitar ability. "No World for 
Tomorrow" contains some of 
the best guitar ability I have 
heard in a long time. 

The most recent album 
puts them at four studio 
albums, two live albums and 
various special-edition re- 
releases. 

Coheed and Cambria is 
out of New York and has 
been active since 1995. The 
band started using their 
current name in 2001, they 
were known as Shabutie 
and Beautiful Loser before 
their change to their current 
name. 

Current members 

include Claudio Sanchez, 
lead vocals, guitar, key- 
boards; Travis Stever, gui- 
tar, vocals; Michael Todd, 
bass, vocals; and Chris 
Pennie, drums. 

Their album of 2003, In 
Keeping Secrets of Silent 
Earth: 3, brought hit singles 
"Blood Red Summer," and 
my personal favorite, "A 
Favor House Atlantic." 

Coheed and Cambria 
will be coming to the 
Electric Factory in 
Philadelphia on Nov. 28. 
They are touring with rock 
veteran's Clutch and The 
Fall of Troy. 

Even though I'm still a 
fan of the older CDs from 
Coheed and Cambria, I rec- 
ommend you pick up this 
album and see what the new 
Coheed has to offer. 



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"Fred Glaus" 
Warner Bros. 
Rating: 4/5 

"Fred Claus," starring 
Vince Vaughn and Paul 
Giamatti, kicks off the hoh- 
day season with a different 
take on the "man in the red 
suit," Santa Claus. 

The movie follows the 
story of St. Nick's (Giamatti) 
older brother, Fred 
(Vaughn). Estranged from 
his family after living in the 
shadow of his younger 
brother's kindness and good 
deeds, Fred is a fast-talking 
repo man in Chicago. 

After landing himself in 
trouble with the law, Fred is 
forced to ask his older broth- 
er for financial help. In 
return for bail money, Nick 
asks him to help out in the 
workshop at the North Pole 
in preparation for 

Christmas Day. Fred reluc- 



tantly makes the journey to 
visit his brother's northern 
workhop and experiences a 
surprising attitude transfor- 
mation. 

The strained relation- 
ship between the brothers is 
wonderfully portrayed 

throughout the film. Vaughn 
and Giamatti beautifully 
capture the jealousy and 
resentment felt through 
their snappy and witty 
exchanges. The sibling ten- 
sion culminate in a good old 
fashioned snowball fight, 
which was very entertain- 
ing. 

Throughout the movie, 
more serious and heart- 
warming is,sues are 
addressed. Surprisingly, 
Fred brings a new perspec- 
tive to the age-old "naughty 
or nice" practice. Instead of 
just labeling the children 
naughty or nice based on 
their superficial behavior, 
Fred believes that a deeper 
look should be taken into 
why the children are 
naughty. He also persuades 
Nick that every child 
deserves a toy so they feel 
like someone cares about 
them. 

One of the most stun- 
ning apsects of the film is its 
amazing set design. The 
North Pole is absolutely 
beautiful. Complete with elf 
houses and shops, the most 
impressive aspect of the 
mini city is Santa's work- 
shop. With an incredible 
lighted dome roof, the work- 




shop set's intricate details 
really get the viewer into 
the spirit of the film. 

In all. I was quite 
impressed with "Fred 
Claus." Going into it, I 
thought it was just going to 
be another .sub-par 
Christmas kiddy movie. 
However. 1 was happy to see 
a funny Christmas comedy 
that skillfully intertwined 
deeper and more emotional 
issues into its plot. Along 
with the confrontation of 
jealousy and resentment, 
the film also addresses some 
of the psychological roots 
that effect children's behav- 
ior. While addressing these 
issues, it never strays too 
far from lighthearted 
humor. 

The film does fall into 
some Christmas movie 
cliches, but it puts a unique 
enough twist on them to 
make it work. 1 would rec- 
ommend "Fred Claus" to 
anyone who wants to get 
into the Christmas spirit 
with a humorous and heart- 
warming film. 



The haunting "Saw" series continues 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 




"Saw IV" 

Lions Gate Films 

Rating: 4.5/5 



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He's back! That's right 
ladies and gentlemen. 
Jigsaw is back in action. 

When I first saw the 
previews for "Saw IV," I was 
definitely skeptical on how 
it was going to be. Although 
I agreed with their adver- 
tisement, "It's not 
Halloween without Saw." 
I'm sketchy on sequels, but 
this is the fourth. However, 
being the huge scary movie 
fan that I am, I had to check 
it out. 

It opens with John, aka 
Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), having 
an autopsy performed on 
him. If you thought that 
some of the stuff Jigsaw 
does to other people is gross, 
this was even more disgust- 
ing. The sounds of the skin 
being removed from his 
bones made me nautious. 

Even from beyond the 
dead, Jigsaw manages to 
create these serial mas- 
sacres. Of course, he is aided 
by his helpers. Some of who 
have been identified in pre- 
vious movies, while others 
are just now being estab- 
lished. 

The main reason that I 
think "Saw IV" is better 
than all the rest is because 
we find out why Jigsaw is 
the way he is; we learn his 
background. 

I really like the fact that 



they waited this long to let 
you know Jigsaw's back- 
ground. I think that it 
allowed audiences every- 
where tc wonder, "what on 
Earth is wrong with that 
man?" "Saw IV" answers all 
the questions that you could 
ever have. Well, except 
whether or not it's over. 

We learn about Jigsaw's 
past love, a woman by the 
name of Jill (Betsy Russell). 
I will admit that the whole 
time this woman was on 
screen I just kept thinking 
to myself, "Why is this beau- 
tiful woman involving with 
such a strange little man?" 

Anyways, John was 
actually a loving, caring sig- 
nificant other. At least he 
was until a tragic event with 
Jill left him depressed 
beyond imagination. 

After the tragic event, 
John was a changed man. 
He was so different that 
even Jill didn't want to be 
around him because she did- 
n't know who he was any- 
more. 

Now, don't go thinking 
that the entire movie is 
based on Jigsaw's past and 
not on his newest victims. 

He swallowed his final 
tape in "Saw III" and it was 
removed from his stomach 
during his autopsy at the 
beginning of the movie. 

The tape was the begin- 
ning of the movie's big 
chase. SWAT team Rigg 
(Lyriq Bent) is given 90 min- 
utes to rescue two of his fel- 
low policemen, Matthews 
(Donnie Wahlberg) and 
Hoffman (Costas Mandylor). 

Matthews is being sus- 
pended above a large block 
of ice, which a puddle of 
water forming beneath it. 
Hoffman is attached to 
whatever Matthews is only 
he is sitting in a high volt- 
age chair. If Matthews falls 
off the block of ice, the 
mechanism tips and all the 
water would go towards 
Hoffman's chair, electricut- 
ing him. 

Rigg faces a series of 
tests where he is led to peo- 
ple who Jigsaw considers to 




be bad. Upon encountering 
his first victim, he had to 
figure out how to save her 
from having her scalp 
ripped off by her ponytail. 
Yeah, it was pretty gross 
and very gorey. 

Of course, Rigg eventu- 
ally finds Matthews and 
Hoffman. Don't pretend like 
you didn't think that he 
would. However. I won't tell 
you what happens when he 
finds them. I also won't tell 
you who is responsible for 
putting the men in that 
position. 

The end of this movie is 
ridiculous. The twists and 
turns that take place are 
mindboggling. 

Someone is going to 
appear at the end of the 
movie, if you pay close 
attention, you will know 
who he is. I. on the other 
hand, had no idea who he 
was. But, once I figured out, 
I was in shock. 

All of the sudden. Bing! 
Bang! Boom! All kinds of 
crazy things happen that 
are just going to leave your 
jaw hanging wide open. 

The only reason "Saw 
IV' didn't get a perfect five 
leaves from me is because I 
thought that there could've 
been a little bit more to the 
movie than there was. It 
definitely wasn't disappoint- 
ing though. 

I think that there 
could be a lot more to these 
movies with proper funding. 
They almost seem to be low 
budget, but I guess that's 
what's working for them. 

Don't take my word for 
it. Go see it for yourself and 
make your own decisions on 
the movie. 



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Men's b-ball ready to tip-off season 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjckovalovs@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov. 14 - Last 
season, the men's basketball 
team took their playoff 
hopes into the very last 
game of the regular season. 
This season, coach Ron 
Righter, in his 20th season, 
believes the same thing 
could happen again. 

"The last week of the 
PSAC season, there may be 
five teams vying for the four 
playoff spots, nothing could 
be certain. I could even see 
all seven teams competing 
for them. All the teams lost 
some pretty good players, 
and they all have something 
they can bring to the table." 

The Golden Eagles have 
been plagued by serious 
injuries the past few years, 
and are hoping not to have 
the same bad luck return 
this season. There have 
been a few scares with small 
injuries, but nothing all too 
serious. The only injury 
that is of any worry is to 
Ronny Mollis, a junior trans- 
fer from Gannon. He is cur- 
rently rehabbing from a 
sports hernia. 

"He'll be out for a few 
weeks. Worst case scenario 
is that he'll be out until the 
beginning of next semester, 
but I don't see that happen- 
ing," said coach Righter. 

It has been a work in 



progress for Clarion, 
though, after graduating 
several strong players. The 
Golden p]agles are trying to 
find the perfect chemistry, 
mixing in new players with 
some older players, trying to 
find the right fit for every- 
one. Coach Righter believes 
that they are on course, 
though, and that there are a 
few players who are ready 
and willing to step up into 
leadership roles. 

"Demetrius Graham has 
become a leader and inspi- 
ration. He's small in stature 
at 5'5", but big in energy. 
He's very vocal on the court 
and demands respect." 
Graham was the Golden 
Eagles point guard in all 28 
games last year, totalling 84 
assists and 40 steals. He 
added an average of 4.1 
points per game. 

The Golden Eagles are 
returning three players that 
have starting experience, 
forward Ricky Henderson, 
center Josh Yanke, and 
Graham. 

Yanke took over the cen- 
ter position last year, aver- 
aging nearly 11 points and 
six rebounds per game. He's 
a very solid free throw 
shooter, as well, shooting 85 
percent from the line. 

Henderson has received 
the honor of preseason first 
team All-PSAC West. He 
played the first five games 
last season before a broken 
hand cut his season short. 



He was averaging 10 points 
per game and 10.2 rebounds 
per game. 

There are plenty of 
other players you can expect 
to hear more of this season. 
Damon Gross, a junior 
transfer from Beaver 
County Community College, 
is a strong forward who 
adds depth and strong 
defense. Freshmen 

Shameel Carty from 
Queens, NY, and Mike 
Sherry from Pittsburgh will 
also be expected to con- 
tribute early in their 
careers. 

The Golden Eagles open 
their season at the Pitt- 
Johnstown Classic this 
weekend. They are sched- 
uled to play against West 
Liberty Friday, and also 
against Pitt- Johnstown on 
Saturday. Their first home 
game will be on Tuesday, 
Nov 20 at 7 p.m. against 
Wheeling Jesuit. 

Clarion is 312-200 
under coach Righter, includ- 
ing PSAC-West titles in 
1997, 2000, and 2005. They 
also won the PSAC champi- 
onship in 2001. In the past 
eleven years, they have 
made ten trips to the PSAC 
playoffs. 

Coach Righter addei. 
"I'd love to see as many peo- 
ple as we can at games. I 
think we'll have a team [the 
fans] can enjoy watching." 



Women's basketball set to host Clarion Classic 






Denise Simens 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_dnsimens®clarion.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 14 - The 
Clarion University women's 
basketball season tips off 
this Friday Nov 16 against 
Davis & Elkins. 

The Lady Eagles are 
returning all five starters 
from last year, which is the 
most of any team in the 
PSAC-West. Last year's 
team was 9-17 overall and 
4-8 in the PSAC-West. 

Four of the eight PSAC- 
West losses were decided by 
six points or less. The team 
barely missed qualifying for 
PSAC playoffs, despite a 
tough schedule that had 
them play six games against 
teams that qualified for the 
NCAA Division II national 
tournament. 

One of the most promis- 
ing players in this year's 
starting lineup is senior 
point guard Ashley Grimm. 
Grimm has started all 83 
games since her freshman 
season in 2004-05. 

Since beginning her col- 
lege career, Grimm has 
helped the Golden Eagles to 
the NCAA Division II play- 
offs three years ago and 44 
wins over the past 3 years. 
Her 1.83-to-l assists-to- 
turnover margin last season 
was the best at Clarion 
since 1995, and she is cur- 
rently only 72 assists from 



tying Shelly Respecki's 
school record of 470. 

Last season, Grimm led 
the PSAC and ranked 24th 
in the nation in assists, 
averaging 5.27 per game. 
She also had six or more 
assists 11 times la.st season 
all while averaging 6.8 
points per game. 

"She's playing in the 
zone and so far she is play- 
ing great," said Clarion's 
19th year head coach 
Margaret Parsons, "I expect 
her to shoot a lot more this 
year. At practice she is 
shooting better, and I expect 
a great senior year from 
her." 

Senior forward Jessica 
Albanese. a prominent scor- 
er and rebounder for the 
Golden Eagles, will play a 
key role in shaping this sea- 
son's success. In the 2005-06 
season, she was selected for 
the PSAC-West second 
team. Last year she aver- 
aged 13.5 points per game. 

Albanese also finished 
15th in the conference in 
rebounding and had three 
double-doubles last year. 
She is just 67 points shy of 
becoming the 13th player in 
school history to reach 1,000 
points. 

Junior guard Katrina 
Greer, who was a PSAC- 
West second-team selection 
last year, averaged a team 
best of 13.9 points per game 
in just 12 conference games. 

Last season, Greer shot 



81.1 percent from the tree 
throw line, the filth best 
percentage in Clarion hi-tn- 
ry. 

She has 624 career 
points in just two seasons. 
and last season .scored 1 '> or 
more points nine times. 
Greer is also a women's pre- 
season All PSAC-West selec- 
tion. 

Senior My'Kea Cohill. a 
transfer from Youngstown 
State, averaged 10.2 points 
and 2.15 assists per game 
last season. Sophomore 
Sara Pratt, averaged 3.3 
points and 3.5 rebounds per 
game for Clarion last year. 

Also returning to the 
team this season are sopho- 
more guard Bethany Koch, 
red shirt sophomore Janelle 
Zabresky, junior forward 
Rachael Franklin, and soph- 
omore guard Chelsey 
Grabigel. 

The Golden Eagles have 
three new additions in sen- 
ior Sarah Fries and redshirt 
freshmen Shaina Smith and 
Ann Stinson. Stinson is a 
member of the Clarion track 
team, and Fries will play 
her first season of basket- 
ball after four successful 
years of playing volleyball 
at Clarion. 

"I think were going do a 
better this season, and I'm 
hoping with the maturity of 
the team we can win some of 
the close ones," said 
Parsons. "We would like to 
make the playoffs." 



A few things to watch for during your Thanl<sglving sports holiday 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

Thanksgiving will be 
upon us next week. That 
means being able to escape 
Clarion for a few days, get- 
ting the chance to have your 
parents do your laundry, 
being able to eat food that 
doesn't take less than five 
minutes to prepare and pos- 
sibly escaping the chilly 
weather that has already 
come to Clarion. 

It also means that plen- 
ty is going on in the sports 
world. Here's what you, the 
-sports fanatic, can do over 
Thanksgiving break. 

For me, Thanksgiving 
revolves around the three 
Fs: Family, Food, and 
FOOTBALL. Thanksgiving 



day football, despite some of 
the recent lackluster games, 
is as much a tradition as the 
turkey. 

Plus, the conditions are 
perfect to watch the games. 
You're already sleepy and 
lazy from eating all that 
turkey. Darn tryptophan 
will get you every time. 

Believe it or not, the 
games are actually worth 
watching this year. At 6-3 
(suddenly Jon Kitna does 
not sound so crazy any- 
more), the Lions will actual- 
ly be playing a meaningful 
Thanksgiving game for the 
first time since the late 
nineties. 

Better yet, the Steelers 
are not at risk of being on 
the wrong side of a coin toss. 
I still blame that toss as 
being the catalyst for all of 
the following Steelers' mis- 



fortunes for the next few 
seasons after. 

After a 31-20 victory 
against the New York 
Giants, the Dallas Cowboys 
are competing for the title of 
best team in the NFC. 
Granted, the majority of you 
who read this probably 
detest Tony Romo, TO, and 
company, but this is an 
exciting team to watch. 
With the Rams a shell of 
their former selves, Dallas 
may very well be the best 
show on turf in 2007. 

For all baseball fans out 
there, the Thanksgiving 
break is an exciting time. 
Even though the season has 
officially been over for 
weeks, there are the rumors 
and excitement of the Hot 
Stove. Despite the fact that 
most experts are proclaim- 
ing the 2007 free agent class 



a weak one, there are plenty 
of big names to watch. 

Besides the free agents, 
many starcaliber players 
such as Florida's Miguel 
Cabrera and Baltimore's 
Miguel Tejada are reported 
to be available for the right 
price. 

For college football fans, 
it is getting to be crunch 
time in the season. With 
many teams on the bowl 
game bubble, it's do or die 
time. 

With no clear-cut 
favorite this year, college 
football will prove to be 
more down to the wire than 
usual. 

That extra win or loss 
may be the difference 
between a major bowl game 
and a bowl game that's only 
on because some company 
gave up enough money to 



get the naming rights to it. 

College basketball fans 
should be excited because 
the season is in full-swing. 
Although March Madness is 
still months away, this is the 
time where you get to see 
how your team does against 
the weaker competition. 
Chances are that if they're 
struggling now, they'll be in 
for a rough year once they 
hit conference play. 

Getting back to profes- 
sional sports, the Pittsburgh 
Penguins have struggled so 
far with their season. At 
press time, the Penguins 
were 7-10-1 and in last place 
in the Atlantic Conference. 

However, in a statement 
to the Pittsburgh Post- 
Gazette, Penguins General 
Manager Ray Shero said he 
would not fire Coach Michel 
Therrien or trade awav any 



of his young talent. 

Overall, the 

Thanksgiving period is a 
weird area in sports as most 
teams are either close to fin- 
ishing or just beginning 
their seasons. 

However, that just 
means there's more to 
choose from. One of the 
great things about 
Thanksgiving is that there's 
not only variety in your 
food, there's also variety 
with your sports. So every- 
one enjoy your 
Thanksgiving, eat lots of 
turkey, and drive safely. 

Oh one more thing. 
Please try not to get tram- 
pled by the masses on Black 
Friday as you search for 
that bargain TV or video 
game system. 




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Flag Football Blue Champs 
"Your Mom" 



Flag Football Gold Champs 
"Crimson Criminals" 



Flag Football White Champs 
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Volleyball loses in PSAC final, to play Lees McRae In NCAA playoffe 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer®clarion.edu 

SHIPPENSBURG, Nov. 10- 
Tht' (lolden Eagle volleyball 
team had not won a PSAC 
Playoff game since upending 
West Chester back in 1990. 
However, this has been a 
season with plenty of "first 
time since(s)" for Clarion. 

Keeping with that 
theme, the Golden Eagles 
picked up their first PSAC 
Playoff win since the 1990 
season with a 3-1 win over 
the Golden Rams. 

Clarion defeated West 
Chester 30-25 before losing 
the next game by the same 
score. However, the Golden 



scores of 30-26 and 30-18. 
Christina Steiner and Sarah 
Fries tied for the team lead 
in kills with 15 a piece while 
Amanda Angermeier added 
13 of her own. 

The win was the second 
for Clarion against the 
Golden Rams this year. It 
was also Clarion's first win 
in the opening round of a 
post-season contest since 



Keeping the momentum 
from the previous game, 
Fries led all Clarion hitters 
with 24 kills. Kristi Fiorillo 
helped her hitters out with 
52 assists and Vicky 
Gentile, libero, paced the 
defense with 26 digs. 

The win advanced 
Clarion into the PSAC title 
game for the first time since 
1989. However, the Golden 



ish was the best for Clarion Clarion will play Lees- 

since their second place fin- McRae at California. 
ish in 1989. Despite the The Golden Eagles 

high finish, the trip was bit- already own a win against 



tersweet for Clarion. 

"I thought it went really 
well," said Gentile. "We 
played really well as a team, 
but we would have likfed to 
have brought home a cham- 
pionship." 

"I liked the fact that 



the Bobcats, defeating them 
3-0 earher this year. 

Despite the win, 
Harrison says that she is 
not taking Lees-McRae for 
granted. 

"I think the girls are 
confident which is good, but 



defeating East Stroudsburg Eagles fell to a familiar foe, they (the team) kept push- on the same hand, when you 



3-0 in the 1989 PSAC semi- 
finals. 

In the semi-finals. 
Clarion faced a Shippe- 
nsburg team that had hand- 
ed them their second loss of 
the season back in late 
September. 

However, Clarion 

gained some revenge by 



Eagles would rally to take picking up a 3-1 win against 
the next two games by the Red Raiders. 

Football finishes season 
0-11 after overtime loss 



losing to California three 
games to nothing. 

Once again. Fries paced 
the offense with 15 kills in 
addition to her 16 digs. 
Outside hitter. Angermeier 
capped off an impressive 
weekend by picking up 14 
kills in the loss. 

Overall, the Golden 
Eagles finished second in 
the PSAC Plavoffs. The fin- 



ing and put forth a great 
deal of effort in the matches. 
We seemed a little tense at 
first, but got more comfort- 
able as the matches went 
on," said head coach 
Jennifer Harrison 

The volleyball team will 
be playing in the NCAA D-II 
playoffs starting this 
Thursday, Nov. 15 at 2^30 
p.m. In the first round, 



play teams that you've 
already beaten, it can be 
easy to feel like you've 
already got the win. We 
need to play hard at all 
times," she said. 

Senior setter, Fiorillo 
also believes that the 
Bobcats cannot be over- 
looked. 

"We're just thinking 
take one game at a time. 



Obviously we want to make 
it until Saturday and play 
Cal again, but we want to 
play one game at a time and 
play our best as a team," 
said Fiorillo. 

With a record of 27-5 
overall, 7-3 in the PSAC- 
West, the Golden Eagles will 
enter the NCAA playoffs as 
the number two seed in the 
Atlantic Region behind 
California. This will be 
Clarion's second straight 
year in the NCAA playoffs 
and their fifth appearance 
in the last six years. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be looking for their first- 
ever win at NCAAs after los- 
ing 3-0 to Kutztown in the 
first round of last year's 
playoffs. 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscritchf@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov. 10 - On 
Saturday afternoon at 
Memorial Stadium, the 
Golden Eagles finished their 
season winless as they fell 
to the Bald Eagles of Lock 
Haven 17-14 in overtime on 
senior day. 

This was a very low 
scoring game by Golden 
Eagle standards, and two 
quarters actually did not see 
any scoring. 

There was no scoring at 
all in the first quarter, but 
in the second, action picked 
up a bit. With 14:02 
remaining in the second. 
Clarion quarterback Tyler 
Huether ran into the end 
zone from one-yard out to 
give the Golden Eagles an 
early 7-0 lead. 

Midway through the 
second. Lock Haven running 
back Ibrahim Smith scored 
from six-yards away to tie 
the score at seven. 

After a scoreless third 
quarter both teams once 
again found the endzone in 
the fourth. 

With 14:49 remaining, 
Smith scored again on a 64- 
yard scamper, to put Lock 
Haven ahead 14-7. 

Then, with 3:58 left, 
after an 89-yard drive. 
Golden Eagle running back 
Eddie Emmanuel found the 
end zone on a one-yard run 
to tie the score at 14. 



There was no more scor- 
ing in the fourth quarter, 
therefore sending the game 
into overtime. Clarion won 
the toss at the beginning of 
the free period and elected 
to receive to start overtime. 

On its first play Clarion 
was called for intentional 
grounding, sending the ball 
back to the 38 yard line. A 
second down pass from 
Huether to Alfonso Hoggard 
moved the ball to the 30 
yard line. 

After an incomplete 
pass on their down the 
Golden Eagles called on 
freshman kicker Nick Sipes 
to try a 47-yard game win- 
ning field goal. However, 
Sipes' try came up just 
short. 

Lock Haven got the ball 
and on three straight runs 
moved the ball to the 18- 
yard line. That set up Mark 
Domankos' 35-yard game- 
winning field goal to give 
the Bald Eagles their first 
and only win of the season. 

Clarion dominated 
many of the offensive cate- 
gories, including notching 
20 first downs compared to 
Lock Haven's 12. The 
Golden Eagles had 245 
yards passing compared to 
just 184 for Lock Haven. 
Clarion took total yards a.-- 
well, 349-340. 

Quarterback Tyler 

Huether completed 23 of 42 
passes for 245 yards and 
two interceptions. Huether 
also ran for 54 yards and a 
touchdown. Running back 



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CLARION. Nov, j;, - The 
Clarion University men';- 
and women's swim teams 
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They are constantly moving tories in the meet as well, 
up in the A- 10." Sophomore, Rebecca 

Senior, Lori Leitzin^r Burgess won the 200-yard 
won two individual events, breaststroke ©vent. Kaitlyn 
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Akron and Pittsburgh later 
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"We just want to swim 
against good competition," 
said Van Dyke, "The quality 
competition will help us at 
the conference mmt and 
also at nationals later in the 
year. We took a big step this 
past weekend. We swam to 
our abilities and I'm happy 
to see that happen." 

The Golden Eagles have 
some downtime before their 
next meet when they wilt 
travel to Akron to take part 
in the Zippy Invitational 
from Nov 30 through Dec. 2. 



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yards, Alfonso Hoggard 
caught nine balls for 66 
yards. 



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team returning next year, 



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CUP implements new transcript 

Transitions creates Web page tliat records student involvement 



Lacey Lichvar 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_lelichvar@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov. 26 - The 
Transitions program at 
Clarion University has cre- 
ated the "My Activities" Web 
site, which will aid students 
by providing a co-curricular 
transcript upon graduation. 
Transitions is responsi- 
ble for new student orienta- 
tion, the Explorations pro- 
gram, the Academic 
Mentoring programs for jun- 
ior and seniors, co-curricu- 
lar transcripts and the My 
Activities Clearinghouse. 

The My Activities Web 
site, http://www.clarion.edu/ 
student/transitions/cct/, has 
been developed as a result of 
suggestions made by stu- 
dents, faculty and staff in 
2004. 

Round table discussions 
were held to determine 
what could help students 
develop skills outside of the 
classroom valuable to their 
future careers. 

The primary concern 
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a wide assortment of organ- 
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experience and opportuni- 
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out to be that students need- 
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is available and have incen- 
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their interests. 

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When a student gradu- 
ates, they are provided with 
a co-curricular transcript. 

This is a document that 
will show future employers 



the vice president for stu- 
dents and university affairs. 
Joseph Croskey, 

Coordinator of Transitions 
defines a co-curricular as 
"anything that happens out- 



side of the classroom" in 
regards to the educational 
process. 

Croskey said that two 
years have been spent 
developing this software 
and Clarion is one of the few 
universities to have some- 
thing like this. 

He feels that it will help 
Clarion students stand out 
in a competitive job market. 

Croskey and the 
Transitions team have 
worked diligently to provide 
students with information 
for more opportunities. 

Croskey said "We want 
to get students to partici- 
pate and enjoy their college 
experience." 

See "TRANSITIONS" 
continued on page 2. 



Student senate elects new senator 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmrichard@clarion.edu 




CLARION, Nov. 11 - 
Student senate has elected 
senior Spanish and political 
science major Zachary 
Hause to serve as a member 
of student senate. 



After the resignation of 
senator Emily Kelly, student 
senate has been searching 
for candidates to fill her 
seat. 

Monday's meeting con- 
cluded that search when 
Hause was elected to serve 
as a member of student sen- 
ate near the conclusion of 
the meeting. 

Aside from Hause, jun- 
ior marketing and sports 
management major Lindsay 
Vevers and sophomore eco- 
nomics and mathematics 
major Peter Baschnagel also 
ran for the open senate posi- 
tion. 

The candidates left the 
room at the conclusion of a 
question and answer period 



and the election was con- 
ducted via a paper ballot. 
Hause was given the posi- 
tion of student senator with 
Baschnagel serving as first 
alternate and Vevers serv- 
ing as second alternate. 

In the event of another 
opening in student senate, 
Baschangel will be contact- 
ed first for the position, fol- 
lowed by Vevers. 

If neither accepts the 
position it is then opened for 
members of the student 
body to run. 

Hause, 23, has been 
actively involved at Clarion, 
being a member of the 
Political Economy Club, 
Philosophy Club and an 
occasional columnist for The 



Clarion Call. 

"I had heard there was 
an opening in the student 
senate," said Hause. "After 
thinking about it for all of 
five or six seconds, I decided 
it would a good idea to run 
for it,' he said. 

Aside from years spent 
on student government in 
high school, Hause also 
serves as a county chairman 
for the Democratic Party, a 
county-wide organization of 
the Democratic Party. 
Hause also has the honor of 
being the youngest county 
chairman in the state. 



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continued on page 2. 





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Clarion Call News Editor 

s„bekoeb(er@clarion .edu 

CLARION, Nov. 27 - 
Student senate allocated 
$2685 to the Political 
Economy Club (PEC) on 
Nov 11 for a community 
service project in New 
Orleans, after differences 
pertaining to the policy 
were settled. 

When PEC had initial- 
ly asked senate for funds 
to assist them with their 
charity work senate had 
turned down their request, 
citing that student senate 
does not fund community 
service. 

However, PEC mem- 
ber and senior business 
major, Josh Zorich pur- 
sued PEC's request by 
forming a group to support 
the efforts of PEC on the 
social networking Web 
site, Facebook. 

The group. "Demand 
that student senate Fund 
Service Projects," current- 



ly boasts 311 I! 
and hosted cniit'siMiir 
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, University .-.tiideiits. 

VVhilc Htneral stu- 
dents ronuDents support- 
ed the groups' efforts, 
other student-s such as 
senior. CIS major, Keven 
Kalkbrenner agreed with 
senate's initial stance to 
deny the group funds for 
charity work. 

"If you feel someone 
else should pay for your 
charity work, then I think 
you miss the point of char* 
ity: Self-sacrifice for the 
benefit of others," said 
Kalkbrenner in a post on 
the group page. "Chanty is 
not a paid trip to New 
Orleans; Charity is reach- 
ing into your own pocket 
and giving to others. You 
want the experience and 
the self-satisfaction with- 
out the sacrifice, at 
Clarion's expense." 

See "SENATE" 
continued on page 2. 



. 



New dean addressed 
senate about priorities 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov 19 - The 
new dean of arts and sci- 
ences addressed the faculty 
senate about her prioritie.s 
at the Nov. 19 meeting. 

Dean of arts and sci- 
ences Rachelle Prioleau 
said, "I came here in part 
because I saw how much the 
faculty cared about their 
students and their profes- 
sion. The faculty is very pas- 
sionate about what they do," 
she said. 

She also said that one of 
her main priorities is to 
make sure that seniors get 
the classes that they need to 
graduate. 

"Right now we are look- 
ing at adding more 300 and 
400 level courses for upper- 
classmen," she said. 

Additionally, she said 
that every year the universi- 
ty enrolls more freshmen 
and that they might have to 
add lower level courses to 
make room for those stu- 
dents. 

Prioleau is completing 
her first year at Clarion 
University and currently 
resides in Knox. Pa. 

In other business, 
Grunenwald gave his 
update, which included the 
announcement of the search 
for a new lawyer for Clarion 
Universitv. 



"It i.s unfortunate that 
we lost our lawyer because 
he did a very good job for us. 
Hopefully we can find the 
proper rephicement," he 
said. 

The president also said 
the search committee has 
been formed for the dean of 
business administration. 

Grunenwald's final 
announcement was that 
there is a holiday concert on 
Nov 29. 

"Last year's concert was 
really enjoyable and I expect 
it to be just as good this 
year," he said. 

Sue Courson of the 
Institutional Resources 
Committee and assistant 
professor of science educa- 
tion, announced that the 
new science building is 
starting to come along 
quicker now. Cour.'^on said 
there is a shortage of park- 
ing all over campus, and 
many places are blocked 
around the cani|)iis due to 
the construction. 

She also said that there 
has been talk about putting 
a crosswalk in front of Hart 
Chapel. Faculf\ seimte dis- 
cussed this topic and a<,n'eed 
that a crosswalk i^ srrioush- 
needed. 

Currently, a ci'osswalk 
can not be i)ut llure because 
there is a cut out .so vehicles 
can drop students off. 

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Volleyball loses In PSAC final, to play Lees McRae In NCAA playoffs 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s kfts( hrover@clarion,edu 

SHIl'I'KNSHUKd, Nov. 10- 
Thi' (loldon Eaglf volleyhall 
ti'iim had not won a PSAC 
I'layolTgaine since upending 
West Chester hack in 1990. 
However, this has heen a 
season with plenty of "first 
time sinceis)" for Clarion. 

Keeping with that 
theme, the (lolden Eagles 
picked up theii' first PSAC 
I'layoff win since the 1990 
.season with a ',V\ win over 
the Ciolden Hams. 

Clarion defeated West 
Chester .'^()-25 before losing 
the next game by the same 
score. However, the Golden 
Eagles would rally to take 
the next two ^ames bv 



scores of 30-26 and 30-18. 
Christina Steiner and Sarah 
Fries tied for the team lead 
in kills with 15 a piece while 
Amanda Angermeier added 
13 of her own. 

The win was the second 
for Clarion against the 
Golden Rams this year. It 
was also Clarion's first win 
in the opening round of a 
post-season contest since 
defeating East Stroudsburg 
3-0 in the 19H9 PSAC semi- 
finals. 

In the semi-finals. 
Clarion faced a Shippe- 
nsburg team that had hand- 
ed them their second loss of 
the season back in late 
September. 

However. Clarion 

gained some revenge by 
picking up a 3-1 win against 
the Red Raiders. 



Keeping the momentum 
from the previous game. 
Fries led all Clarion hitters 
with 24 kills. Kristi Fiorillo 
helped her hitters out with 
52 assists and Vicky 
Gentile, libero, paced the 
defense with 26 digs. 

The win advanced 
Clarion into the PSAC title 
game for the first time since 
1989. However, the Golden 
Eagles fell to a familiar foe. 
losing to California three 
games to nothing. 

Once again. Fries paced 
the offense with 15 kills in 
addition to her 16 digs. 
Outside hitter, Angermeier 
capped off an impressive 
weekend by picking up 14 
kills in the loss. 

Overall, the Golden 
Eagles finished second in 
the PSAC Plavoffs. The fin- 



ish was the best for Clarion 
.since their second place fin- 
ish in 1989. Despite the 
high finish, the trip was bit- 
tersweet for Clarion. 

"I thought it went really 
well." said Gentile. "We 
played really well as a team, 
but we would have liked to 
have brought home a cham- 
pionship." 

"I liked the fact that 
they (the team) kept push- 
ing and put forth a great 
deal of effort in the matches. 
We seemed a little tense at 
first, but got more comfort- 
able as the matches went 
on." said head coach 
Jennifer Harrison 

The volleyball team will 
be playing in the NCAA D-II 
playoffs starting this 
Thursday. Nov. 15 at 2:30 
p m In the first round, 



Clarion will play Lees- 
McRae at California. 

The Golden Eagles 
already own a win against 
the Bobcats, defeating them 
3-0 earlier this year. 

Despite the win, 
Harrison says that she is 
not taking Lees-McRae for 
granted. 

"I think the girls are 
confident which is good, but 
on the same hand, when you 
play teams that you've 
already beaten, it can be 
easy to feel like you've 
already got the win. We 
need to play hard at all 
times," she said. 

Senior setter. Fiorillo 
also believes that the 
Bobcats cannot be over- 
looked. 

"We're just thinking 
take one game at a time. 



Obviously, we want to make 
it until Saturday and play 
Cal again, but we want to 
play one game at a time and 
play our best as a team," 
said Fiorillo. 

With a record of 27-5 
overall, 7-3 in the PSAC- 
West, the Golden Eagles will 
enter the NCAA playoffs as 
the number two seed in the 
Atlantic Region behind 
California. This will be 
Clarion's second straight 
year in the NCAA playoffs 
and their fifth appearance 
in the last six years. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be looking for their first- 
ever win at NCAAs after los- 
ing 3-0 to Kutztown in the 
first round of last year's 
playoffs. 



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Football finishes season 
0-11 after overtime loss 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscntchf@clarion.eclu 

CLARION. Nov. 10 - On 
Saturday afternoon at 
Memorial Stadium, the 
Golden Eagles finished their 
.season winless as they fell 
to the Bald Eagles of Lock 
Haven 17-14 in overtime on 
senior day. 

This was a very low 
scoring game by Golden 
Eagle standards, and two 
quarters actually did not see 
any scoring. 

There was no scoring at 
all in the first quarter, but 
in the second, action picked 
up a bit. W'ith 14:02 
remaining in the second. 
Clarion quarterback Tyler 
Huether ran into the end 
zone from one-yard out to 
give the Golden Eagles an 
early 7-0 lead. 

Midway through the 
second. Lock Haven running 
back Ibrahim Smith scored 
from six-yards away to tie 
the score at seven. 

After a scoreless third 
quarter both teams once 
again found the endzone in 
the fourth. 

With 14:49 remaining. 
Smith scored again on a 64- 
yard scamper, to put Lock 
Haven ahead 14-7. 

Then, with 3:58 left, 
after an 89-yard drive. 
Golden Eagle running back 
Eddie Emmanuel found the 
end zone on a one-yard run 
to tie the score at 14. 



There was no more scor- 
ing in the fourth quarter, 
therefore sending the game 
into overtime. Clarion won 
the toss at the beginning of 
the free period and elected 
to receive to start overtime. 

On its first play Clarion 
was called for intentional 
grounding, sending the ball 
back to the 38 yard line. A 
second down pass from 
Huether to Alfonso Hoggard 
moved the ball to the 30 
yard line. 

After an incomplete 
pass on their down the 
Golden Eagles called on 
freshman kicker Nick Sipes 
to try a 47-yard game win- 
ning field goal. However. 
Sipes' try came up just 
short. 

Lock Haven got the ball 
and on three straight runs 
moved the ball to the 18- 
yard line. That set up Mark 
Domankos' 35-yard game- 
winning field goal to give 
the Bald Eagles their first 
and only win of the season. 

Clarion dominated 

many of the offensive cate- 
gories, including notching 
20 first downs compared to 
Lock Haven's 12. The 
Golden Eagles had 245 
yards passing compared to 
just 184 for Lock Haven, 
Clarion took total yards as 
well, 349-340. 

Quarterback Tyler 

Huether completed 23 of 42 
passes for 245 yards and 
two interceptions. Huether 
also ran for 54 yards and a 
touchdown. Running back 



Men and women's swim teams host Duquesne 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s eKbowser@clarion.eclu 



CLARION, Nov. 13 - The 
Clarion University men's 
and women's swim teams 
hosted the Duquesne Dukes 
on Saturday, Nov. 10. The 
men improved their record 
to 2-2 on the young season 
with their 167-123 victory. 
Meanwhile, the women (3-1) 
lost their first meet of the 
season with a tough 148-145 
loss. 

Sophomore Ryan Thiel 
won four events to lead the 
men to victory. He dominat- 
ed in the freestyle races 
winning the 50, IQO and 
200-yard events. Thiel, last 
year's PSAC rookie of the 
year, also was part of the 
winning 400-yard medley 
relay team. 

"Ryan's swimming 
extremely well this year," 
said coach Mark Van Dyke. 
"We realized he was going to 
be a special swimmer for us 
last year. He works very 
hard and is getting reward- 
ed." 

Aside from Thiel, the 
men's team has been getting 
big contributions from other 
young members of the team. 
In their meet with 
Duquesne, three sopho- 
mores and one freshman 
also won individual events. 

Rich Eckert (sopho- 



more) in the 200-yard 
breaststroke, DUstin 

Fedunok (sophomore) in the 
500-yard freestyle, Andrew 
Soisson (sophomore) in the 
400-yard individual medley 
and Jon Kofmehl (fresh- 
man) won the 200-yard 
backstroke. 

"That's one of the big 
differences between swim- 
ming and other sports. 
Sophomores and freshmen 
can come in and contribute 
a lot. We are very optimistic 
wMi wh8t '^ey are doing 
now and that they will get 
even better," Van Dyke said. 



Despite the women's 
three point loss to the 
Dukes, Van Dyke was 
pleased with the women's 
performance. 

"We swam extremely 
well. Duquesne has an out- 
standing women's program. 
They are constantly moving 
up in the A- 10." 

Senior, Lori Leitzinger 
won two individual events, 
the 100 and 200-yard back- 
stroke events. Leitzinger 
also was part of the 400- 
yard freestyle and 400-ydrd 
medley relay teams. 

"Lori works extremely 




Clarion's swim and dive teams fiave found success this season. 
The men's team is 2-2 and the women are 3-1. (The Clarior) 
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hard. She's been a great 
swimmer for all her years 
here and we're hoping that 
her final year here will be 
her best," Van Dyke said. 

The women's team also 
had their share of under- 
classmen come up with vic- 
tories in the meet as well. 
Sophomore, Rebecca 

Burgess won the 200-yard 
breaststroke event. Kaitlyn 
Johnson (freshman) won the 
100-yard butterfly event 
and was also on the 400- 
yard freestyle and 400-yard 
medley winning teams. 
Freshmen, Kelly Connolly 
and Gina Mattucci were also 
on both of the winning relay 
teams. 

Duquesne is the firet of 
the Golden Eagles Division 
I, opponents this season. 
Clarion will also travel to 
Akron and Pittsburgh later 
in the season. 

"We just want to swim 
against good competition," 
said Van Dyke. "The quality 
competition will help us at 
the conference meet and 
also at nationals later in the 
year. We took a big step this 
past weekend. We swam to 
our abilities and I'm happy 
to see that happen." 

The Golden Eagles have 
some downtime before their 
next meet when they will 
travel to Akron to take part 
in the Zippy Invitational 
from Nov. 30 through Dec. 2. 






Eddie Emmanuel ran the caught three passes for 77 

ball 13 times for only 29 yards, Alfonso Hoggard 

yards and had four catches caught nine balls for 66 

for 30 vards. Pierre Odom vards. 



The Golden Eagles fin- 
ished winless this year, 0-11, 
but with a more experienced 
team returning next year, 



the Golden Eagles should 
have room for improvement. 



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CLARION. Nov. 26 - Tlie 
Transitions program at 
Clarion University has cre- 
ated the "My Activities" Web 
site, which will aid .^tudc nts 
by providing a co-curri* ular 
transcript upon graduation. 

lYansitions is responsi- 
ble for new student orienta- 
tion, the Explorations pro- 
gram, the Academic 
Mentoring programs for jun- 
ior and seniors, co-curricu- 
lar transcripts and the My 
Activities Clearinghouse. 

The My Activities Web 
site.http://w\vw.clarion.edu/ 
student/transitions/cct/, has 
been developed as a result of 
suggestions made by stu- 
dents, facuhy and staff in 
2004. 

Round table discussions 
were held to determine 
what could help students 
develop skills outside of the 
classroom valuable to their 
future careers. 

The primary concern 
was that there needed to be 
a wide assortment of organ- 
izations and activities avail- 
able to accommodate career 
experience and opportuni- 
ties for a variety of majors. 

The real problem turned 
out to be that students need- 
ed to be more aware of what 
is available and have incen- 
tive to participate. 

My Activities is a solu- 
tion to both of these issues. 

The Web site is set up so 
that students can create a 
personal profile detailing 
their interests. 

A search is then gener- 
ated to find opportunities 
pertaining to the student's 
preferences. 

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dates, times and contact 
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interest. 

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provided with a co-curricular tran- 
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show future employers experience 
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the student participates in. 

When a student gradu- 
ates, they are provided with 
a co-curricular transcript. 

This is a document that 
will show future employers 



the vice president for stu- 
dents and university affairs. 
Joseph Croskey, 

Coordinator of Transitions 
defines a co-curricular as 
"anything that happens out- 



side of the classroom' in 
regards to the educational 
process. 

Croskey said that two 
years have been spent 
developing this software 
and Clarion is one of the few 
universities to have some- 
thing like this. 

He feels that it will help 
Clarion students stand out 
in a competitive job market. 

Croskey and the 
Transitions team have 
worked diligently to provide 
students with information 
for more opportunities. 

Croskey said "We want 
to get students to partici- 
pate and enjoy their college 
experience." 

See "TRANSITIONS" 
continued on page 2. 



Student senate elects new senator 



Jamie Richard 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clanon.edu 

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CLARION. Nov. 11 - 
Student senate has elected 
senior Spanish and political 
science major Zachary 
Hause to .serve as a member 
of student senate. 



After the resignation of 
senator Emily Kelly, student 
senate has been searching 
for candidates to fill her 
seat. 

Monday's meeting con- 
cluded that search when 
Hause was elected to serve 
as a member of student sen- 
ate near the conclusion of 
the meeting. 

Aside from Hause, jun- 
ior marketing and sports 
management major Lindsay 
Vevers and sophomore eco- 
nomics and mathematics 
major Peter Baschnagel also 
ran for the open senate posi- 
tion. 

The candidates left the 
room at the conclusion of a 
question and answer period 



and the election was con- 
ducted via a paper ballot. 
Hause was given the posi- 
tion of student senator with 
Baschnagel serving as first 
alternate and Vevers serv- 
ing as second alternate. 

In the event of another 
opening in student senate, 
Baschangel will be contact- 
ed first for the position, fol- 
lowed by Vevers. 

If neither accepts the 
position it is then opened for 
members of the student 
body to run. 

Hause, 23, has been 
actively involved at Clarion, 
being a member of the 
Political Economy Club. 
Philosophy Club and an 
occasional columnist for The 



Clarion Call. 

"I had heard there was 
an opening in the student 
senate," said Hause. "After 
thinking about it for all of 
five or six seconds. I decided 
it would a good idea to run 
for it." he said. 

Aside from years spent 
on student government in 
high school. Hause also 
serves as a county chairman 
for the Democratic Party, a 
county-wide organization of 
the Democratic Party. 
Hause also has the honor of 
being the youngest county 
chairman in the state. 



See "SENATOR" 
continued on page 2. 



Senate reviews 
initial decision 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clanon.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 27 
Student senate allocated 
$2685 to the Political 
Economy Club (PEC) on 
Nov. 11 for a community 
service project in New 
Orleans, after differences 
pertaining to the policy 
were settled. 

When PEC had initial- 
ly asked senate for funds 
to assist them with their 
charity work senate had 
turned down their request, 
citing that student senate 
does not fund community 
service. 

However, PEC mem- 
ber and senior business 
major, Josh Zorich pur- 
sued PEC's request by 
forming a group to support 
the efforts of PEC on the 
social networking Web 
site, Facebook. 

The group, "Demand 
that student senate Fund 
Service Projects." current- 



1\- l)();i.-ls .'T! I nietnhers. 
and hdstt'd i-drri'spon- 
dencc hi'tween 

University stiuients. 
While severa! stu- 
dents' conunents support- 
ed the groups" efforts, 
other students such as 
senior. CIS inajdr. Kev(>n 
Kalkbreiinor agreed with 
senate's initial stance to 
deny the group funds for 
charity work. 

"li' >(Hi It'cl someone 
else should pay for your 
charity work, then T think 
you miss the |)oint of char- 
ity: Self-sacrifice for the 
benefit of others," said 
Kalkbrenner in a post on 
the group page, "Charity is 
not a paid trip to New- 
Orleans: Charity is reach- 
ing into your own pocket 
and giving to others. You 
want the experience and 
the self-satisfaction with- 
out the sacrifice, at 
Clarion's expense." 

See "SENATE" 
continued on page 2. 



New dean addressed 
senate about priorities 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 19 -~ The 
new dean of arts and .sci- 
ences addressed tlie faculty- 
senate about hei' priorities 
at the Nov. 19 meeting. 

Dean of arts and sci- 
ences Rachelk" Pi'ioleau 
said. "I came here in part 
because I saw how much the 
faculty cared about their 
students and their profes- 
sion. The faculty is very pas- 
sionate about what they do." 
she said. 

She also said that one of 
her main priorities is to 
make sure that seniors get 
the classes that they need to 
graduate. 

"Right now we are look- 
ing at adding more 300 and 
400 level courses for upper- 
classmen." she said. 

Additionally, she said 
that every year the universi- 
ty enrolls more freshmen 
and that they might have to 
add lower level coui'ses to 
make room for those stu- 
dents. 

Prioleau is completing 
her first year at Clarion 
University and tui'rently 
resides in Knox. Pa. 

In other business. 
Grunenwald gave his 
update, which included the 
announcement of the .search 
for a new lawyer for Clarion 
Universitv. 



"It is unloi'tuiiaie that 
we lost our lawyer because 
he did a vcrv good job j'oi' us. 
Hopefull}- wo can luul the 
proper rcplaccnu'iil." he 
said. 

The prcsicU'iit also saiil 
the si'arch coininitU'c has 
been I'onncd loi' the dean of 
business administration. 

C.runenwald's final 

announcement was that 
there is a holiday concert on 
Nov. 29. 

"Last year's concert was 
really enjoyable and I expect 
it to be just as good this 
year." he said. 

Sue Courson of the 
Institutional Resources 
Committee and assistant 
professor of science educa- 
tion, announced that the 
new science building is 
starting to conu' along 
quicker now. Courson said 
there is a shortage of park- 
ing all over campus, and 
many places are blocked 
around the campus clue to 
the construction. 

She also said that there 
has been talk about [lutling 
a crosswalk in fi'ont of Hart 
Chapel. Faculty senate dis- 
cussed this topic and agreed 
that a crosswalk is seriously 
needed. 

Cui'rentlv. a crosswalk 
can not be put there because 
there is a cut out so vehicles 
can drop students off. 

See "FACULTY" 
continued on page 2. 



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Open Mic Night 
showcases talent 

IMS hosts events 
throughout semester 
ents to peiiorn 




Ron Mclntyre, a freshman 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism and communication 
studies major, performs at 
the Open Mic Niglit in the 
Gemmell Rotunda on Now. 
27. The University Activities 



Board hosts several Open 
Mic Nights throughout the 
semester to showcase tal- 
ent on the Clarion University 
campus. (The Clarion 
Call/Shasta Kurtz) 



"SENATE" continued 
from front page. 

Student senate senator and 
PEC member, senior phi- 
losophy and liberal science 
major Lacey Klingensmith 
said, "Our hope [with the 
Facebook group] was to 
generate enough interest to 
spark a change." 

Klingensmith said, "We 
felt 80 strongly about our 
cause that we believed it 
merited special considera- 
tion... community service is 
heavily emphasized and 
even required for some 
majors as a part of a well- 
rounded education here at 
the university, but opportu- 
nities to engage in it aren't 
easily presented to stu- 
dents because they must 
bear a large financial bur- 
den themselves in order to 
do so." 

Zorich further 

researched the student sen- 
ate constitution and poli- 
cies and couldn't find any- 
thing to say that they do or 
do not fund community 
service. Zorich also attend- 
ed several senate meetings 
to present his findings. 

According to 

Klingensmith, Rozlynd 
Vares, the PEC President 
and student senate senator 
approached student senate 
president, junior molecular 
biology/pre-med major 
Dustin McElhattan about 
the groups' efforts. 

"Dustin [McElhattan] 
was impressed by our 
efforts thus far because we 
have already raised $6000 
towards our goals... he 
spoke with other members 
of the senate executive 
board, who all agreed that 



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what the PEC is striving to 
do is very humanitarian 
and a worthy cause." 

According to 

McElhattan, there was 
technically no policy in 
question because there is 
no policy on community 
service. 

"He [Zorich] pointed 
out a weakness in our legis- 
lation, 80 it's a good thing 
that it happened ... we 
started looking at it and he 
was right," said 

McElhattan. "The way 
our appropriations commit- 
tee works is that, and we've 
had problems with this, but 
a lot of the times people say 



'this is how we've always 
done it' and I think that 
was one of the reasons they 
said no in the first place." 

McElhattan said that 
this is one of the student 
senate's weaknesses and 
that his goalis to get poli- 
cies right. 

"He [Zorich] did every- 
thing the right way, but I 
don't think the Facebook 
group was very effective," 
said McElhattan. "The 
Facebook group never 
acted as a petition and I 
don't think that it would 
have been a legitimate peti- 
tion had it come to that.*' 

After consideration. 



student senate decided to 
review their decision. 

"When we passed the 
allocation this past 
Monday, we said we would 
fund this community serv- 
ice and no more until we 
have some legislation 
behind it," said 

McElhattan. "One of our 
duties is to fairly distribute 
the funds ... we are work- 
ing on a community service 
funding policy to avoid this 
in the future ... instead of 
'we've never done this 
before so we're not going to 
do it now,' we our taking 
the matter into our hands 
and doing the right tiiittg." 



"TRANSITIONS" 
continued from front 
page. 

Senior marketing major 
Michelle Javens said, 
"Participation can really 
enhance your college educa- 
tion." 

Javens is an active 



member of the American 
Marketing Association, 
where she acts as the treas- 
urer. 

There are many options 
for a co-curricular and on 
the co-curricular transcript 
each activity is placed into 
one of five categories as 
defined on My Activities: 



Career Experience, 

Leadership, Citizenship, 
Personal Growth and 
Volunteerism. 

Career Experience per- 
tains to job shadowing, 
internships, course related 
workplace assignments and 
full or part time work. 

Leadership experience 



could include taking part in 
student senate, having an 
officer position in a 
Recognized Student 

Organization (RSO) or 
attending a leadership 
development program. 

Activities falling under 
the category of Citizenship 
include Young Democrats, 



College Republicans or the 
American Democracy 

Project. 

Joining RSOs, profes- 
sional organizations or 
sports count for Personal 
Growth and lending time to 
an organization without 
financial compensation 
gives students volunteer 



experience. 

Jeff Waple, Transitions 
Co-Chair, said, "There are 
168 hours in a week. Say the 
student spends 15 of those 
hours in class, 25 studying, 
21 eating and 56 sleeping - 
that still leaves 50 hourc 
free to get involved." 



"SENATOR" 
continued from front 
page. 

"It feels kind of weird to go 
to these conventions and be 
in your 20s when everyone 
else is closer to 60," said 
Hause. "It feels really good 
and refreshing to be on stu- 
dent senate. I'm contribut- 
ing something for the uni- 
versity and I'm working 
with people my own age 
again." 

Other business at the 
meeting centered on alloca- 



tions for student organiza- 
tions. The Athletic Training 
Student Association was 
awarded $1,313 to attend a 
conference hosted by the 
Eastern Athletic Training 
Association. 

The Political Economy 
Club was allocated $2,685 to 
help finance a trip to New 
Orleans. The trip, costing 
an estimated $9,000, nearly 
$6,000 of which the Political 
Economy Club has raised 
itself, will consist of travel- 
ing to New Orleans to build 
houses. The club hopes to 



aid the victims of Hurricane 
Katrina whose homes were 
destroyed. 

Lastly, $250 was allocat- 
ed to the Leadership 
Institute whereas a request- 
ed $245 for the National 
Communication Association 
Club was tabled until next 
week's meeting on Monday, 
Dec. 3. 

Student senate also pre- 
sented brief reminders of 
previous and upcoming 
events at the university. 
Clarion University raised 
over 8,600 cans of food dur- 



ing a Canned Food Drive. 
The money and food are all 
to be distributed in Clarion 
County. 

The University 

Activities Board hosted an 
open art night at Gemmell 
Student Complex on 
Tuesday evening at 8 p.m. 
Interfraternity Council also 
reminded the senate that a 
Red Cross blood drive will 
take place at the Gemmell 
Student Complex on Dec. 4 
from 11-5 p.m. 



"FACULTY" 
continued from front 
page. 

There are many restrictions 
for crosswalks and that area 
doesn't fit those restrictions. 

The borough has control 
over decisions pertaining to 
the crosswalks, not the uni- 
versity. 

The faculty senate con- 
ducted one vote at the meet- 
ing pertaining to the new 
curriculum changes and 
proposals. 

History professor Todd 



Pfannestiel said that the 
Provost search is going to be 
narrowed down. He said 
that they are going to pick 
five applicants and hopeful- 
ly by early February they 
will have picked the new 
Provost. 

The last update was 
from Dave Lott of the 
Venango campus. He said 
that they recently had their 
second satellite seminar, 
and that the university took 
honors students to the 
Carnegie Science Center. 



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Stop living for tomorrow 

This will not last forever, so enjoy today 




Brittnee Koebler 
News Editor 

s_be koebler@clarlon.eclu 

As individuals and as a 
society, we seemingly spend 
our lives waiting for the 
next best thing... waiting for 
a better tomorrow, or most 
often awaiting the next step 
in our lives. 

Think back as far as you 
can, probably around age 
four, you couldn't wait to 
start school. Then you began 
and you couldn't wait to 
"grow up" and move onto 
middle school. Next, high 
school hits and your life will 
"be like, totally perfect," as 
soon as college move-in day 
arrives. 

Now that you have 
reached your most recent 
destination and many of us 
"cannot wait to get out." 
Don't be mistaken, I realize 
there is a large portion of us 
that would be willing to sign 
up for an advanced course in 
underwater bask«t weaving 



in order to prolong your col- 
legiate experience. However, 
come the latter portion of 
junior year, most of us are 
"over this." 

Bottom line, as individ- 
uals in this horrendously 
fast-paced society, we spend 
so much time "hurrying up 
our lives" in order to get to 
the next step and wait it out 
until we can hurry up again. 
With the hustle of our 
dayto-day lives, it seems 
inevitable that we forget 
about today. We tend to for- 
get to live in today, because 
we are too busy waiting for 
tomorrow. How many of you 
spend every other minute 
figuring out how many 
hours until the weekend? 
Don't lie, you all do. 

It would seem appropri- 
ate to now lead into a ser- 
mon about seizing the day. 
However, rather than the 
cliche quotes (even if they 
are fitting) I will give you 
another thought: Forget liv- 
ing,, for today because too 



many of us fail at this 
attempt. Instead, try mak- 
ing today worth living, 
meaning to consciously 
make an effort every day to 
make the day ahead of you 
worthy of waking up. Sure, 
this is a relatively similar 
concept, but take it for more 
then face value. Take the 
moment your in and the 
stage you are going through 
and love it for what it is, as 
opposed to dreadfully "get- 
ting by" everyday until you 
get to the place in your life 
where you will fmally be 
happy. 

In other words, enjoy 
your today and enjoy this 
experience. I know that 
you've heard these words 
before, but quite often 
everyone needs a quick 
reminder of the true value of 
the position you are in right 
now. Think about five years 
from now: It will not be 
acceptable to save up all 
your dirty laundry to take 
home to be washed when 
you have a perfectly good 
washer and dryer in your 
apartment. In five years, it 
will not be appropriate for 
you to pull out your shop- 
ping bag and stock up on 
groceries... in your parents 
cupboards. In several years, 
your boss may not be as 
understanding as some of 
your professors when you 



use "The birthday" as tlu' 
reason for slacking the ne.xt 
day Consider that in five 
years, sweatpants will nio.st 
likely not pass as a daily 
wardrobe, meals made sole- 
ly from the freezer will not 
be as ordinary, and most 
importantly, you can no 
longer use the reasoning, 
"But, I'm a poor college stu- 
dent." You can come up with 
several other examples of 
why college is simply a one- 
of-a-kind experience, but 
the larger point is that it 
won't last forever. 

Sure, you can come back 
and earn another degree: 
your chances at education 
aren't over as soon as you 
leave. You can reminisce and 
remember, and you can even 
pretend you're in college, 
long after graduation, but 
you will never live another 
four years like the years you 
are living through right 
now. 

Then again, maybe you 
still maintain that these 
won't be the best years of 
your life, but it's probable 
that they will be unforget- 
table, irreplaceable, and 
pretty damn close. 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the news editor of 
The Clarion Call, 



The Clarion Call: A great way to get involved 




Lindsay Grystar 
Editor-in-Chief 

s_llgrystar@clarion.edu 



You can come to college 
and leave with a degree. Or 
you can come to college and 
leave with great profession- 
al experience. 

When you graduate, you 
want to be able to say that 
you did more than just go to 
class. 

Even the worst student 
can graduate with decent 
grades if they go to class and 
do some homework every 
week. The extra-curricular 
activities you do as well as 
going to class is what will 
make you stand out when 
you go to apply for a job 
after you graduate. Clarion 
is a small university with 
great opportunities. If you 
aren't taking advantage of 
these opportunities, you are 
wasting your time and 
money. I promise it is possi- 
ble to still have a good time 
at college even when you are 
involved with activities. 

As a freshman, I jumped 
right on the newspaper 
staff. I was a high school 
editor, so I decided it would 
be a good idea to get 
involved as a freshman. 

After one semester I 
interviewed to be the news 
editor, and I got it. At the 
beginning of my sophomore 
year I interviewed for the 
position of editor-in-chief. 

Even though I was 
young, the editor before me 
thought I had enough expe- 



rience to take over the 
paper. 

As a junior, I now look 
back on my decision to get 
involved as a freshmen as 
one of the best things I could 
have done. At what other 
university would you have 
opportunities as big as this? 
Not many. 

Now I know you are say- 
ing "she is the editor of TTie 
Call of course she is going 
to talk it up." However, 
there are many benefits to 
joining the paper you may 
not have been aware of. 

It is a great opportunity 
to work with your peers to 
produce a publication every 
week, and also gives you the 
chance to socialize outside of 
your classes. I have met 
some of my best friends 
from Clarion being on the 
newspaper staff. 

Another plus is that 
there is something for 
everyone. If you are a mass 
media arts and journalism 
major, you will need to do a 
print co-curricular. If you 
have an advertising focus, 
you can sell ads. If you have 
a public relations focus, you 
can do public relations. If 
you have a journalism focus, 
you can write news, fea- 
tures, entertainment or 
sports. 

If you are a business 
major, you can sell ads or 
work with our business 
major. Do you love taking 
pictures? Join our photogra- 
phy editor and take pictures 
for the paper every week. 
Have an interest in graphic 
design? Work with our 
graphics editor to spice up 
the newspaper. What about 
those that are interested in 
the internet? We have a new 
Web site where we are look- 
ing to put the paper online 
every week. What about all 
that watch ESPN every sec- 
ond of the day? Join the 
staff and cover sports at the 



local and national level. 

Along with a great expe- 
rience with a student organ- 
ization that is in its 94th 
year, you have the opportu- 
nity to have some great 
portfolio items. If you write 
every week for one semester, 
you have 12 articles that 
could go in your portfolio. It 
is very impressive to 
employers to be published in 
a paper, especially one in 
your college years. 

We really do appreciate 
feedback. We want to know 
what you would like to see 
in the paper, what you don't 
want to see in the paper and 
what we can do to make it 
better. 

We have made quite a 
few changes into becoming a 
more professional paper in 
the last year, and more are 
to come next semester. We'd 




love to have your help to 
make The Clarion Call the 
best newspaper around! 
Keep a lookout for e-mails 
and posters about when the 
first meeting of the Spring 
semester will be held. 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the editor-in- 
chief ofThe Clarion Call. 



Open Art Night hosted at Clarion 




Mike Neely observes the artwork shown in the Gemmell 
Student Center for Open Art Night on Tuesday November 
27. (The Clarion Call / Shasta Kurtz) 



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Phone: 814-393-2380 
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Executive Board 
2007-2008 

Lindsay Grystar, Amy Kaylor, 

Editor-in-Chief Business Manager 

Co-Managing Editor Co-Managing Editor 



Brittnee Koebler, 
News Editor 

Stephanie Desmond, 
Features Editor 

Eric Bowser, 
Sports Editor 

Ann Edwards, 
Online Editor 



Grace Regalado 
Ad Sales Manager 

Shasta Kurtz, 
Photos & Graphics Editor 

Sarah Dent, 
Entertainment Editor 

Dr. Mary Hill-Wagner 
Adviser 



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Entertainme nt: Amy Powers, Amber Stockholm, Joey 
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Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.edu 

Ever watched the 
University's television sta- 
tion? Or attended one of the 
football team's home games? 
If you have, then you have 
probably seen or heard the 
work of this student. 

David Keremes, a junior 
mass media art, journalism 
and communication studies 
major, is a very active stu- 
dent at Clarion University. 
He is involved in many 
activities and is a member of 
many groups on campus. 

Keremes attended 

Brentwood Junior/Senior 



High School, located in the 
South Hills of Pittsburgh. 
While going to school there, 
he was a member of the 
marching band and the 
drama club, among other 
activities. 

Keremes decided to 
attend Clarion after visiting 
and liking the communica- 
tion department. That was- 
n't the only big thing in 
Clarion that Keremes liked, 
though. 

"I also heard A.L.F. was 
cool," said Keremes, with a 
smile. 

Keremes certainly keeps 
himself busy here at 
Clarion. He is a member of 
the Society of Collegiate 
Journalists, The National 



Broadcast Society (NBS), 
and the Golden Eagle 
Marching Band. He is also 
the operations director for 
WCUB-TV, the university's 
television station, and 
works as a security aide. 

Keremes' favorite activi- 
ty and thing to do on cam- 
pus, though, is being a 
brother in the fraternity 
Kappa Kappa Psi. 

"I'm more active in that 
more than anything else," 
said Keremes. 

Being involved in all of 
these groups, Keremes has 
gotten to be part of many 
things on campus. 

As a member of march- 
ing band, he gets to play at 
all the home and all the 



away conference football 
games. 

Recently, NBS traveled 
to Bloomsburg for a regional 
conference. Although 

Keremes did not attend, he 
will get to travel with the 
group in the very near 
future. 

"We are going to 
California in March for 
nationals," said Keremes, 
"It's going to be fun." 

With all these activities 
and classes, it's a surprise 
that Keremes can find any 
spare time off of campus, 
but he does have a few hob- 
bies that he enjoys. Among 
them are playing video 
games, golf and listening to 
punk and ska music. He is 
also a hockey fan, particu- 
larly for the Pittsburgh 
Penguins. 

"They picked it up the 
last few games, so I hope 
that they'll do well the rest 
of the season," he said. 

So, what are the future 
plans for this active young 
man? He believes he has 
many options, but there is 
one goal in particular that 
he would love to achieve. 

"I would like to work on 
the G4 channel in 
California, which is a video 
game network," said 
Keremes. "But if not, I 
would like to get a job in 
Pittsburgh and be close to 
home. Then maybe start a 
family." 



Spicy plants from New Mexico 
heat UD tracHlloiial holiday dec 



Melanie Dabovich 
Associated Press Writer 



ALBUQUERQUE. N.M. 
(AP) - Watch out, poinsettia 
growers. With their vibrant 
colors and spicy edible pep- 
pers, small chili plants 
developed by a New Mexico 
researcher are turning up 
the heat on traditional holi- 
day plants in greenhouses 
and nurseries. 

The ornamental chili 
plants go far beyond the 
green and red of the state's 
signature crop. 

Paul Bosland, professor 
of horticulture and director 
of the Chile Pepper Institute 
at New Mexico State 
University in Las Cruces, 
breeds ornamental chilies 
with holiday-specific colors, 
including peppers that turn 
from orange to black for 
Halloween, yellow to orange 
for Thanksgiving and red to 
white for Valentine's Day. 

There's a long history of 
chili plants being given as 
holiday gifts in the 
Southwest, he said. 

"In the 1800s and even 
up to the 1920s, people 
would give chili plants as a 
Christmas plant because 
(the peppers) would have 
the red and green colors.. 
Now, the holiday plant is 
usually a poinsettia, and 
ornamental chili was forgot- 
ten," Bosland said. "New 
Mexico is famous for its 
green chili, red chili, 
cayenne and jalapenos, so 
why not add ornamental 



chili to the list?" 

The plants can be used 
in the same manner as tra- 
ditional holiday plants, 
either placed around the 
house or as a table center- 
piece. After the holiday, they 
can be planted outdoors in 
the spring. 

The majority of 
Bosland's research is devot- 
ed to developing chili for dis- 
ease resistance and the 
color-extraction industry. 
Many chili farmers did not 
initially like the idea of 
Bosland creating ornamen- 
tal plants when he began 
tinkering with it 20 years 
ago. 

"They would tell me 
'Spend your time on disease 
resistance" or 'Just do (orna- 
mental breeding) on the hol- 
idays,' but then a chili 
processor said 'Hey, if some- 
one sees a chili plant on 
their table, they'll think of 
making enchiladas or chili 
sauce. They'll see the plant 
all the time.' You can't buy 
advertising like that," 
Bosland said. 

To further the marketing 
reach, each ornamental 
variety contains the word 
"NuMex" in the plant's 
name, such as "NuMex 
Christmas" or "NuMex 
Halloween." 

Bosland said it takes at 
least five years to create the 
colorful end product. 

He has been working 
with Sunland Nursery, a 
wholesale company in Las 
Cruces, to breed the color- 
changing varieties and to 
get the plant to customers at 



independent garden cen 
ters in New Mexico and 
Texas. 

Several hun- 
dred of Sunland's 
organically 
grown, ornamen- ^ 
tal chili plants 
recently hit the 
market, and the 
response has been 
good, said Jeff 
Anderson, head 
grower at Sunland. 

"It's like a new crop. 
There's always hesitance 
with a new product because 
you don't know how it will 
be received," Anderson said. 
"But they're just really 
attractive and small but 
very showy. They're like 
candy-it's a hard decision to 
decide which one you want 
to take." 

The NuMex ornamental 
chilies are also spicing up 
greenhouses and nurseries 
in North Carolina with the 
help of one of Bosland's for- 
mer students, Travis Knoop. 

Knoop, special projects 
manager at Metrolina 
Greenhouses in 

Huntersville, N.C., intro- 
duced the plants to the 
wholesaler, which sells 
plants to retailers including 
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and 
Lowe's Cos. The plants have 
been flying off the shelves, 
he said. 

"We grew six varieties in 
a trial, about 100 pots per 
variety, and within a 10-day 
window, we didn't have 
enough to supply to keep up 
with the demand," said 
Knoop, who grew up in 




Deming, 
where chili farm 
ing is a dominant industry. 

Anderson said the orna- 
mental chilies aren't typical 
flowering plants. 

"Well, first off, they're 
edible. (The peppers) are 
hot, but not lethal hot, and 
can be plucked off and used 
for spice, and the colors are 
just fascinating," he said. 
"It's neat to see them change 
as the pepper matures." 

Bosland said the plants 
can live for more than 10 
years if cared for properly. 
He recommends placing 
them in an area with abun- 
dant sunlight and to be cau- 
tious of overwatering. 

Although the NuMex 
varieties are not as popular 
as other ornamental chili 
plants on the market, 
Anderson says it's a matter 
of time before word gets 
around. 

"I think the NuMex 
Christmas variety is going 
to be very, very popular," he 
said. "They just liven up the 
house and create interest. 
It's just like an old, new 
tradition." 



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my life have remained constant though. Any ideas why 
this may be occurring now? 

Signed, 

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This is the time of year that people whcfsuffer mm 
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) begin to notice some 
changes. As the days get shorter and it gets darker ear- 
lier, and the colder weather keeps us indoors, many of 
us start to feel gloomy. Perhaps this is a condition to 
consider. 

A question to ask yourself is: Am I really hungry or 
am I lonely (bored, or depressed)? Be aware that mood 
can determine what we crave. Each of us has our own 
favorite "comfort food" and it's not just your imagination 
that they help! 

Fatty or sugary foods cause the brain to release, '.'fe^, 
good" chemicals that reduce the level of stress hor- 
mones. These foods are often linked to positive memo- 
ries and psychological reassurance. They can soothe us 
and give us a feeling of euphoria (like getting a hug). 

Surprisingly, more of us crave and eat comfort foods 
when we're happy or as a reward than when we're 
depressed or lonely. However, the foods we choose when 
we're feeling good are often healthier than those we 
choose when we're down. Pasta, soups, and casseroles 
are rated among the top comfort foods of choice overall, 
and generally hot comfort foods tend to be healthier 
than cold ones. However, people in sad moods often seek 
a quick emotional fix from cookies, candy, ice cream or a 
bag of chips. This is not a good idea and has been 
described as "mainlining fat, salt, and sugar." 

Learn to recognize and control emotional eating. 
Comfort foods can make us feel better, so indulge and 
enjoy what you like best in moderation! Have a couple 
bites or a small serving of ice cream rather than the 
entire half gallon. 

Have a cookie rather than the whole bowl of dough. 
(You don't want to feel even worse because you were 
bingeing!) Have some macaroni and cheese or a sHce of 
veggie pizza on whole wheat crust. Or, better yet, call a 
friend and invite them to play in the snow! 



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Health Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e- 

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Building Bridges encourages campus ieadersiiip 



Nina Watts 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_nawattsOclarlon.edu 

On campus, students 
are here to learn for their 
future careers and academ- 
ics. However, most students 
on campus do not really talk 
or learn about diversity It 
can be one of the controver- 
sial issues we hear today in 
the media, but choose not to 
speak about it openly. For 
13 years, the Building 
Bridges program has been 
increasing communication 
and collaboration between 
university students of 
diverse and ethnic back- 
grounds. 

The program is a cross 
between academic and stu- 
dent affairs. Its purpose is 
to build communication and 
understanding of racial 



awareness and to spread 
diversity. This gives stu- 
dents a chance to speak 
freely. It creates an open 
discussion sessions in which 
students share their opin- 
ions on racial or gender 
issues. The topics include 
racial dating, racism and 
minorities in the media. 

In 1994, two African 
American male Clarion stu- 
dents attended a conference 
and saw a demonstration of 
a program that helps stu- 
dents learn and understand 
diversity. They both pitched 
the program to Roger J. 
Laugand, Director of minor- 
ity student services at 
Clarion University, and the 
University president. It was 
approved and became what 
it is today. 

The Building Bridges 
program recruits students 
as facilitators each semes- 



ter. Laugand says they usu- 
ally have 13 to 15 facilita- 
tors for the program. They 
like to have a good diversity 
of students for a more bal- 
ance representation. 

"If there is not a good 
diverse group of facilitators 
then the dialogue of discus- 
sions will not be effective," 
he said. 

Student facilitators are 
trained to begin discussion 
sessions and to help move 
topics in another direction. 
Facilitators not only help 
discussions but have to 
write a mission statement 
based on what they learn 
and how they can improve 
diversity. 

Brian Wankiiri, a grad- 
uate student said, "Given 
the demographics of the uni- 
versity, programs like this is 
needed, we want to impact 
the campus." 



The sessions are held in 
class environment, and also 
speak at classes on campus 
at professors' requests. They 
also branch off campus into 
the local community and 
high schools. 

There are a least 25 ses- 
sions each semester, all in 
which are open discussion. 

"We're not just lectur- 
ing, but creating an open 
group discussion. The dis- 
cussions are open and hon- 
est about how race relates to 
them as human behavior," 
said Wayne Roderick Wayne 
Tucker, a graduate student. 

"They try to educate and 
challenge [students] to push 
on their opinions on the 
issue. They want them to 
understand others' point of 
view, which may get uncom- 
fortable, but it's a learning 
experience." Tucker said, 
"It's important for people to 



learn about diversity and to 
be prepared for the world." 

The in-class sessions are 
a good way for people to 
speak and express freely 
because it's an in-class envi- 
ronment. It gives students a 
safe venue and let them 
know that there are no 
repercussions for their opin- 
ions. The program helps 
build relationship between 
students and gets them to 
open their mind and eyes on 
the world. 

"That's the beauty if the 
program, white students 
and students of color can 
build more understanding 
towards each other," said 
Laugand. 

With new media effect- 
ing people's view on race, 
the sessions also help stu- 
dents focus on particular 
issues and give them a bet- 
ter understanding. 



"We want them to be 
conscious of what the watch, 
read and perceive," said 
Laugand. 

He also wants students 
to focus on the media and be 
conscious of the media 
because it can be sometimes 
powerful of the unconscious. 
It gives them worthy infor- 
mation and an outlook on 
how people and the outside 
world think about race. 

The sessions usually 
begin around the third week 
of the semester. Students 
from all majors are welcome 
and can invite Building 
Bridges to their organiza- 
tion. Understanding diversi- 
ty and being able to talk 
about it can help improve 
the campus in a positive 
way. 



Student perseveres through meningitis-related hearing loss 



Shandrail Hudson 

s_skhudson<&clarion.edu 

Take a moment and 
think about all the different 
types of disabilities that 
people can have that you 
don't even know about, 
including your friends and 
family. 

Now imagine that you 
are experiencing a high 
fever, headache, stiff neck, 
confusion, sleepiness and 
nausea. 

These are just some of 
the symptoms of meningitis, 
which is "an infection of the 
fluid of a person's spinal 
cord and the fluid that sur- 
rounds the brain and is 
caused by a viral or bacteri- 
al infection" according to the 
Centers for Disease Control 
pnid Prevention. ' ^ ' ' '' 

Krista Siihwa'rtz, a 
sophomore speech pathology 
major at Clarion University, 
contracted pneumococcal 
meningitis when she was six 
years old and has been liv- 
ing with a hearing impair- 



ment ever since. 

"I got bacterial meningi- 
tis when I was six months 
old and my parents had to 
take me to the hospital on 
Halloween," she said. "The 
doctors said that if my par- 
ents would have waited 15 
minutes longer then I might 
have died." 

Meningitis can cause 
damage to the nervous sys- 
tem, which can lead to dis- 
abilities including hearing 
loss, epilepsy and cerebral 
palsy. Although Schwartz 
lost her hearing in her right 
ear, she does not let her 
hearing impairment define 
her. She has grown up try- 
ing to live her life as normal 
as possible and does not let 
it bring her down. 

Schwartz grew up in 
New Brighton, Pa., a small 
town located in Beaver 
CbUnty. Her pj^ifertts always 
encouraged her in school 
and in her activities. She 
played basketball and soft- 
ball while growing up and 
enjoys hunting with her 
father. 



"I tried to do everything 
that I could to prove that I 
could do stuff even though I 
had a hearing problem 
because people would doubt 
me," she said. 

In elementary and high 
school, Krista would rely on 
an FM system, which is a 
microphone device that 
would be hooked up to the 
teacher and her hearing aid, 
to allow her to hear as well 
as the other students. 

She said she has not had 
any trouble adjusting to col- 
lege at Clarion because the 
professors have been very 
accommodating and she 
said she can always rely on 
her friends to help her out 
with her schooling. 

"If I have trouble in a 
class I just go to the teach- 
ers and they might be able 
tfl|«rb«P^f«if by fetting- me 
loft^r their notes t)r Iget 
someone else to take notes 
for me," she said. 

Schwartz said she 
would like to pursue a 
degree in audiology to help 
hearing-impaired children 



and adults. 

She believes she will be 
able to offer advice for her 
patients to help them cope 
with a hearing loss. 

"Once it's gone it's noth- 
ing that is really that big of 
a deal. People shouldn't 
judge you on how you can 
hear because it doesn't 
change the person you are, 
it changes the communica- 
tion you use," she said. 

Schwartz and roommate 
Bobbi Nulph have been 
friends ever since their 
freshmen year in August 
2006. 

"[Schwartz is] quiet at 
first but once you get to 
know her she is a very out- 
going person." said Nulph. 
"She doesn't have any habits 
really. She loves listening to 
her iPod and made the com- 
tneflBt te iaethat-if she would 
have #entid^af in her left 
ear too that she doesn't 
know what she would have 
done because she could not 
have ever listened to music." 

Although Schwartz first 
told Bobbi about her hear- 



Studies show mild forms of cyber 
buiiying among Icids on the rise 



Mike Stobbe 
AP Medical Writer 



ATLANTA (AP) - As many 
as one in three U.S. children 
have been ridiculed or 
threatened through comput- 
'' er messages, according to 
one estimate of the emerg- 
ing problem of cyberbuUy 
ing. 

Another new study 
found the problem is less 
common, with one in 10 kids 
reporting online harass- 
ment. 

But health experts said 
even the lower estimate sig- 
nals a growing and concern- 
ing public health issue. 

"I wouldn't consider 
something that 10 percent 
of kids report as low," said 
Janis Wolak, a University of 
New Hampshire researcher 
who co-authored the second 
study. 

Wolak and other 
researchers, though, found 
that in many cases the inci- 
dents of online harassment 
were relatively mild. 

The U.S. Centers for 
Disease Control and 
Prevention is trying to draw 
attention to how U.S. ado- 
lescents are affected by e- 
mail, instant messaging, 
text messaging, blog post- 
ings and other electronic 
communications. 

Last year, CDC officials 
convened a panel of experts 
to focus on the topic. They 



also funded a special issue 
of the Journal of Adolescent 
Health to publish more 
research on the subject. The 
journal released the articles 
Tuesday. 

It's difficult to say how 
severe online harassment is 
as a pubhc health issue, 
because a posting or e-mail 
that might upset some chil- 
dren is shrugged off by oth- 
ers, CDC officials said. 

And the result of sur- 
veys can differ depending on 
how questions are asked. 

But the issue was 
attracted the attention of 
lawmakers in Oregon, 
Washington, New Jersey 
and other states that have 
introduced bills or institut- 
ed programs designed to 
reduce cyberbullying. Last 
week, officials in a Missouri 
town made Internet harass- 
ment a misdemeanor, after 
public outrage over the sui- 
cide of a 13-year-old resi- 
dent last year. 

The parents of Megan 
Meier claim their daughter, 
who had been treated for 
depression, committed sui- 
cide after a teenage boy who 
flirted with her on MySpace 
abruptly ended their friend- 
ship, telling her he heard 
she was cruel. The story 
gained national prominence 
this month when it was 
revealed the boy never exist- 
ed — it was a prank alleged- 
ly started by a mother in the 
girl's neighborhood. 

The schoolvard contin- 



ues to be a source of in-per- 
son bullying: Studies indi- 
cate roughly 17 percent of 
early adolescents say they 
are victims of recurring ver- 
bal aggression or physical 
harassment. 

Some kids suffer both 
in-person and electronic 
harassment, but it's more 
often one or the other. A 
study by California-based 
researcher Michele Ybarra 
found 64 percent of youths 
who were harassed online 
were not also bullied in per- 
son. 

The new studies made 
conflicting estimates of the 
size of the problem. The 
largest estimate came from 
Ybarra, president of 
Internet Solutions for Kids, 
a nonprofit research organi- 
zation. 

One Ybarra study was 
based on an onhne survey of 
1,588 children ages 10 to 15. 
It found 34 percent said 
they were the victim of 
Internet harassment at 
least once in the previous 
year, and 8 percent said 
they were targeted monthly 
or more often. 

Also, 15 percent said 
the've received at least one 
unwanted sexual communi- 
cation in the past year. That 
included solicitations for sex 
or conversations about sex 
or questions about bra size 
or other personal sexual 
information. 

All bothersome commu- 
nications were included, no 



matter the age of the sender. 

Wolak's study was a 
telephone survey of 1,500 
Internet users, ages 10 to 
17. The 9 percent who said 
they were harassed online 
in the previous year was an 
increase from the 6 percent 
in a similar study in 2000. 

At least part of the dif- 
ference may lie in how the 
surveys were done: The New 
Hampshire study defined 
online harassment as any- 
one who said they felt 
embarrassed, worried or 
threatened by an online 
posting or Internet message. 
Ybarra's survey asked not 
only whether someone made 
aggressive or threatening 
comments, but also whether 
someone had made rude or 
mean comments or spread 
rumors about them. 

In the Wolak study, 
more than half of the com- 
munications came from peo- 
ple that the children had 
never met. Many were easi- 
ly handled by deleting the 
comment or blocking addi- 
tional postings from the 
sender. 

"A lot of the kids were 
not particularly upset," 
Wolak said. 

Because much of the 
online aggression is not a 
recurring harassment, she 
and others said "cyberbully- 
ing" probably isn't the best 
description. 

"Most of these are pretty 
brief encounters," she said. 



ing loss, it took her awhile 
to express more and let her 
know what happened. 

Nulph said that a good 
lesson she learned from 
being friends with Schwartz 
is to be sure not to judge 
someone because of a dis- 
ability, they could turn out 
to be your best friend. 
Friends and family can 
often be very comforting in 
situations such as 
Schwartz's but one should 
not look at people with a dis- 
ability any differently 
because of it, she said. 

"She's just like everyone 
else," said Nulph. "If any- 
thing, I look up to her 
because of the obstacles she 
has overcome." 



Meningitis is real and 
has real consequences. 
College students living on 
campus in residence halls 
appear to be at higher risk 
for contracting meningitis 
than college students as a 
whole. According to the 
Clarion University health 
center Web site, an estimat- 
ed 100 to 125 cases of 
meningococcal meningitis 
occur annually on college 
campuses and five to 15 die 
as a result. At the beginning 
of every school year, stu- 
dents at Clarion University 
are given the chance and are 
recommended to receive a 
meningitis vaccination. 




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Madrigal singers return for tlieir 30th season 



Amber Stockholm 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s..alstockhol@clarion.eclu 

Looking for an educa- 
tional and interesting way 
to get into the Christmas 
spirit this year? Well then 
be sun> to check out the 
Clarion Madrigal Singers as 
they welcome the Christmas 
season in three different 
locations starting in 
December. 

Clarion University's 
Madrigal singers will be 
performing in three sepa- 
rate dinner concerts start- 
ing Dec. 1 at the Arlington 



Hotel in Oil City beginning 
at 7 p.m., followed by a per- 
formance Dec. 2 at Fort 
Worth Restaurant in Dubois 
at (i p.m.. and ending with a 
Dec. 7 show in Chandler 
Dining Hall at (i pm. The 
show in Chandler Dining 
Hall is free for all students 
and students are urged to 
arrive before 5pm in the 
north side of the dining hall. 
The Madrigal singers 
provide audiences with a 
recreation of a 16th Century 
English Christmas Feast. 
The unique holiday experi- 
ence allows audience mem- 
bers to eat their dinners 
while viewing the singers 



donned in proper costumes 
recreate the era by singing 
carols with accompanying 
instruments and performing 
little skits. 

The show program 
includes songs like^ "Deck 
the Halls," "Welcome Yule," 
"Prayer of Thanksgiving- 
Grace," "Five Reasons," 
"The Pie," "Whines from the 
Woods," "What Can We Poor 
Females Do," "Christmas 
Day- 1666," "The Holly and 
Ivy," "We Wish You a Merry 
Christmas," "Silent Night," 
and many others. 

Directing the program is 
associate professor of choral 
and music studies. Dr. 



Henry Alviani. Alviani feels 
the program is "a wonderful 
opportunity to experience 
what a typical holiday feast 
would have been like in the 
Courts of English royalty 
during the Renaissance." 

This is the Madrigal 
Singers 30th year of per- 
forming here in Clarion and 
other surrounding areas but 
Madrigal dinners have been 
performed for generations 
all over the country by many 
different schools. Clarion 
students involved in the 
program that will be dress- 
ing in costume representing 
the medieval court are^ 
Kri.sten Shakoske, Michael 



Armstrong, Melissa Kelso, 
Rachel Bendal, Mario 
Steffanina. George Joyce, 
Lynnea Florentino, Lindsay 
Ramsey, Michelle Hall, 
Caitlin Boyle. Megan Matz, 
Lauren Hengler, Constance 
Anderson, Jon Mracko. Ron 
Johnson, Chuck Shoemaker 
and Doug Hall. Be sure to 
attend one of these special 
dinner experiences and sup- 
port your fellow students as 
they bring a little Christmas 
to the Clarion area. 

Anyone wishing to 
reserve tickets or inquire 
about menu information for 
any of the performance 
dates are urged to contact 



the performance locations. 
Tickets for the Chandler 
Dining Hall show are $25 
dollars for adults and $15 
for children 12 and under. 
To reserve your tickets for 
that show contact Dr. 
Alviani at (814)393-2384. 

So if you have a little 
extra time on your hands, or 
are just looking for a differ- 
ent way to start your holi- 
days remember the 
Madrigal performances 
starting in December and 
get your tickets now. 

The concerts are sure to 
offer an interesting and fes- 
tive experience that has 
been carried on for years. 



Holiday Spectacular to be Broadway negotiations to resume again 

held In Marwlck-Boyd 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

Christmas music will be 
in the air on Thursday. 
November 29 as Clarion 
University's Department of 
Music will present its Third 
Annual Holiday Spectacular 
at 7^30 p.m. in the Marwick- 
Boyd Auditorium. 

The concert will be a col- 
laboration of all the per- 
forming organizations in the 
Music Department and is 
coordinated by Dr. Hank 
Alviani of the Music 
Department. 

"I coordinated all all the 
Sepsembles and their direc- 
tors by determining the pro- 
gram order and making the 



arrangement on stage," said 
Alviani. 

Performers in the con- 
cert will incluse those by the 
Concert Choir and Madrigal 
Singers conducted by 
Alviani, the Symphony 
Orchestra conducted by Dr. 
Marian Dure, the Wind 
Ensemble conducted by Dr. 
Hubert Toney Jr., and the 
Brass Ensemble conducted 
by Dr. Jeffrey Wardlaw. 
There will also be a piece for 
flute and piano featuring 
Dr. Paula Amrod and Dr. 
Brent Register. Pre-concert 
music will be performed by a 
community/student flute 
ensemble directed by 
Register. 

A vifeualj- di^lf y .,wilV^t 
accompany the music for the ' 
first time. The visual dis- 



play is provided by the Art 
Department and is under 
the supervision of art pro- 
fessor Jim Rose. 

The finale of this year's 
event, involving all of the 
performers, will be the 
Hallelujah Chorus from 
george Frideric Handel's 
oratorio "Messiah." 

Rehearsal times for this 
year's event have varied, 
depending on the date of the 
la.st concert for the individ- 
ual ensembles. The 
Orchestra has been practic- 
ing since October 20. The 
Wind Emsemble began 
rehearsing for the Holiday 
Spectacular after their last 
performance on October 14. 
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''Beowulf is absolutely 
nothing like the poem 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettine@clarion,edu 




"Beowulf" 

Paramount Pictures 
Rating: 1/5 



I am not a hard man to 
please. I may not always 
give a movie four stars but 
that doesn't mean I don't 
like it. "X-Men" is no more 
than a three star movie and 
I love it. I almost religiously 
view movies such as "Army 
Of Darkness." "Dead Alive"^ 
and "Sin City". One can eas- 
ily tell by the titles alone 
what those movies are 
about. I even enjoyed "300", 
which had a Greek general 
with a slight Scottish accent 
and a goat smoking a 
hookah in an extremely 
strange brothi'l for what 
seemed to be amputee vic- 
tims. So when 1 give Robert 
Zemeckis' ("Back to the 
Future")- new movie based 
off the centuries old epic 
poem "Beowulf" a one out of 
five, you can assume that it 
royally sucked. And it did. 

The odd thing about 



"Beowulf is that it had 
potential to actually be 
good. A good director, 
numerous great actors, and 
it was based off a poem 
already filled with so much 
action and adventure one 
would think that it would be 
hard to mess it up. As if 
someone would have to try 
to make it suck. Well it 
seems like they tried really 
hard. 

The tale of Beowulf is a 
simple one. A kingdom is 
being threatened by mon- 
sters. Beowulf appears, kills 
the one monster, kills that 
monsters mother, becomes 
king and then dies saving 
his kingdom from a dragon. 
Good stuff, however the 
movie messed everything 
up. 

Beowulf, played by Ray 
Winstone ("The Departed"), 
is still a braggart yet no 
more do we like this hero. 
By the end of the movie you 
just want him to die. King 
Hrothgar, played by 
Anthony Hopkins ("Silence 
Of The Lamb.s") is also high- 
ly unlikeable and while 
John Malkovitch's ("Con 
Air") portrayal of Unferth 
may be well acted, no one 
cares about Unferth. 

The movie continues to 
disappoint and become 
ridiculous as Beowulf tells a 
great tale of battling sea 
mon.sters only soon after- 
wards we learn it might just 
be made up. Grendel, played 
by Crispin Glover "Willard", 
looks like a bad burn victim 
with a giant bunyun on his 
ear. They've transformed 
Grendel's mother from the 
hideous monster she should 



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be into a succubus, played 
by the half naked Angelina 
Jolie "Girl Interrupted". 

The legend is ruined 
even more as we learn 
Gi'endel is Hrothgar's son 
and instead of killing the 
succubus, Beowulf sleeps 
with her. When Hrothgar 
learns this, he kills himself 
which is also different from 
the poem. Beowulf then 
becomes king only to find 
out years later that the suc- 
cubus gave birth to his 
child, the dragon (which for 
some reason can shrink 
down and take human 
form). 

The climactic battle is 
uneventful and the ending 
is so much schlock as 
Beowulfs companion, 

Wiglaf, played by Brendan 
Gleeson ("Braveheart"), is 
crowned king and we are 
left unsure as to whether or 
not he sleeps with the suc- 
cubus... who is still alive 
when she shouldn't be. 

I realize I just recapped 
basically the entire movie 
for you. which I usually hate 
in reviews, but if that recap 
stops any of you from seeing 
"Beowulf . then my work is 
done. 



Michael Kuchwara 
Associated Press 

Broadway stagehands 
and theater producers are 
inching their way toward a 
settlement that could end a 
strike that has kept most 
Broadway theaters dark for 
more than two weeks. 

Negotiations were set to 
restart Wednesday between 
Local 1 and the League of 
American Theatres and 
Producers, the day after a 
13-hour negotiating session 
failed to end the work stop- 
page. 

Bruce Cohen, a union 
spokesman, described it as a 
"rain delay in the ninth 
inning of the seventh game 
of the World Series." He 
added: "The rainy weather 
sheuld clear up wkei^ taljis 
resume Wednesday." 

The league declined 
comment on the negotia- 
tions Tuesday but said per- 
formances were officially 
canceled through 



Wednesday matinees for 26 
struck plays and musicals. 
Eight others remain open. 

Progress reportedly has 
been slow in solving the 
thorny dispute which has 
focused on how many stage- 
hands are required to open a 
Broadway show and keep it 
running. That means mov- 
ing scenery, lights, sound 
systems and props into the 
theater; installing the set 
and making sure it works; 
and keeping everything 
functioning well for the life 
of the production. 

Box office figures 
released Tuesday by the 
league reveal the grim 
financial fallout from the 
strike. Grosses for the nine 
shows running 

Thanksgiving week 2007 
<one has ^ *ince closed) 
totaled only $4.29 million, 
compared to $23.3 million 
for the same week last year 
when more than two dozen 
productions were playing. 
Attendance during 



Thanksgiving week this 
year slumped to 56,867, 
down from 272,488 for the 
same week in 2006. 

Theater-related busi- 
nesses have been hurt, too. 
City Comptroller William 
Thompson has estimated 
the economic impact of the 
strike at $2 million a day, 
based on survey data that 
includes theatergoers' total 
spending on tickets, dining 
and shopping. 

Still in limbo are open- 
ing nights for a handful of 
productions that were in 
previews when the walkout 
hit. Disney's "The Little 
Mermaid" has announced it 
will change its Dec. 6 open- 
ing, with a new date to be 
set after the strike is over. 
Also forced to find new 
openings will be Aaron 
Sorkin's "The Farnsworth 
Invention," the Irish drama 
"The Seafarer" and an adap- 
tation of an unknown Mark 
Twain farce, "Is He Dead?" 




Lohan's testimony to be taped 

Hollywood's party girl Lindsay Lohan will be heading for the cameras 
again soon, but this time not for something she's looking forward to. 

A judge on Nov. 27, would allow a videotaping of Lohan's disposition 
involving a lawsuit over a car crash that injured one busboy. 

Lohan and her lawyer are arguing the motion to allow the videotape to 
be made fearing it could hurt her career. 



Its a boy! Usher and wife welcome baby 

R & B heart throb Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, are celebrating 
the birth of their son. Usher Raymond V. The 7 pounds, 9 ounces baby 
was born in an Atlanta hospital Monday night. 

The couple had called off their wedding arrangements in July reporting 
Foster was having pregnancy complications. They finally tied the knot in 
early September. 



Wrestler's marriage ends In divorce 

Linda Bollea (Hogan) filed for divorce last week after 24 years of mar- 
riage to wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan (Terry Bollea). 

Terry told the St Petersburg Times that he was unaware of his wife's 
file for divorce. 

Linda is requesting that a numerous amount of estates be split evenly 
between the two, and that Terry may have to pay child support for the 
couples 17-year-old son Nick. 

The marriage petition for divorce cited the marriage is "irretrievably 
broken." 



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Dropkick's latest album shows 

a new side of the band's music "Saints Row" IS simiiiar 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettine®clarion,edu 




"The Meanest of Times" 
DropKick Murphys 
Rating: 4/5 

The Dropkick Murphys, 
a Boston based hand that 
blends the sounds of tradi- 
tional Irish folk music with 
hardcore and Oil, a sub- 
genre of punk which origi- 
nated in the UK, have come 
out with their latest album, 
"The Meanest Of Times." 

Current members of the 
band include Marc Orrell, 
Tim Brennan, James Lynch, 
Al Barr, Ken Casey, Matt 
Kelly 

Offering fifteen tracks 
on the American album, six- 
teen on the European, and 
eighteen on the deluxe 
vinyl, "The Meanest Of 
Times" features the upbeat 
music fans usually expect 
from the Murphys. Except 
this time it goes deeper. 

Switching to a new 
label. Born & Bred Records, 
marking the first album not 
to be released under Hellcat 
Records. "The Meanest Of 
Times" adds a depth to the 



mu.sic of the Murphys many 
fans of have rarely seen. 
While the group is known 
sporadically for their takes 
on Irish ballads, the 
Murphys have been made 
popular by their punk rock 
versions of some of the old- 
est and most celebrated 
Irish folk and drinking 
songs as well as their own 
I'oster of original up beat 
hits. "The Meanest Of 
Times" seems to somehow 
combine the two. 

The album starts off 
with "Famous For Nothing," 
an upbeat screamer about 
making bad decisions in 
youth. Preceded by 'The 
State Of Massachusetts," 
the tale of how a mother lost 
her children to the state, 
"Echoes On 'A' Street," 
about the strength of true 
unconditional love, and "I'll 
Begin Again," an ode to 
mothers. 

The darker songs on the 
album include "Tomorrows 
Industry" and "Surrender" 
both which deal with the 
changing times and how the 
curse of misery can be 
passed through generations. 
There is "Loyal To No One" 
and "Rude Awakenings," 
about loneliness, and an 
interesting number called 
"Shattered" about the 
deception fed to us by those 
we love. 

The two saddest num- 
bers on the album, "God 
Willing" and "Vices And 
Virtues," recall the ones we 
love and how death affects 
us. 

The three classic folk 
songs the Murphys tackle 
this album are "Flannigan's 
Ball," the Murphys rendi- 




tion of "Lanigans Ball" that 
the Murphy's actually trav- 
eled to Dublin, Ireland to 
record with one of the origi- 
nal purveyors of the cen- 
turies old song, an Irish folk 
song about a dance turned 
riot, "Fairmount Hill," a 
Boston-esque rendition of 
"Spancill Hill," a song about 
missing home, and "Johnny, 
I Hardly Knew Ya," the sad 
ballad of those who've fallen 
in war. 

The album ends with 
"Never Forget" about the 
wonders of family and 
friends. 

As if this isn't enough in 
one album, the European 
version features the 
Murphys' cover of Thin 
Lizzy's "Jailbreak," an 
uproarious song about a 
prison break. Those who 
don't live in Europe may 
enjoy the extra song as well 
as two others, "Baba 0' 
Riley" and "Promise Land" 
by shelling out the extra 
bucks for the deluxe vinyl 
edition. 

Overall I gave the new 
album four out of five 
leaves. While not as good as 
some of their previous 
albums, the new depth and 
meaning truly adds some- 
thing to the Murphys. 



A quick look at "American Gangster' 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedent@clarion.edu 




"American Gangster" 
Universal Pictures 
Rating: 4/5 



The first time that I saw 
previews for "American 
Gangster" I was so excited. 
It looked like such an excit- 
ing and entertaining movie 
that I could hardly wait to 
see it. 



Now, I saw this movie 
not once, but twice. 
Therefore, I strongly believe 
that my opinion is correct 
because its double what it 
normally would be. 

As I have mentioned 
before, I love Denzel 
Washington. I think he is so 
dreamy! The movie could be 
awful, but I would still sit 
through it because he is in 
it. 

Lucky for both 
Washington and Universal 
Pictures, "American 

Gangster" was good. 
However, it was not as good 
as I thought it would be. 

The movie takes place in 
Harlem back in the 1970s. 
Washington places Frank 
Lucas, who got his start by 
being the quiet driver of one 
of the inner city black crime 
bosses. When his boss sud- 
denly dies, Lucas takes 
things into his own hands to 
prevent Harlem from going 
to hell, in a way. 

Lucas travels across 




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seas to find the purest form 
of a popular drug on the 
streets. He begins selling it 
for cheaper than all other 
dealers could afford. This 
begins to cause a lot of prob- 
lems. 

On the other hand, 
Richie Roberts (Russell 
Crowe) is a outcast cop who 
gets put in charge of a drug 
enforcement crew in New 
Jersey. Roberts begins to 
suspect that someone above 
the mafia is responsible for 
the increase in drug related 
deaths on the streets. 

When first seeing pre- 
views for this movie, I 
expected a lot of action. 
However, this was not the 
case. I can say that I was 
definitely disappointed in 
the lack of action. I thought 
that I would be sitting on 
the edge of my seat anxious- 
ly awaiting the next scene. 

I did think that the act- 
ing was phenomenal. The 
only person I did not like 
was Crowe. I am normally a 
fan of his work, so I am not 
sure if may be it was his 
character in this movie or 
what. 

Overall, I would recom- 
mend this movie. A word of 
advice to not hold your 
expectations too high. Lucky 
for me, someone had warned 
me that it wasn't that action 
packed, so I was prepared. 

In my opinion, 
Washington is a extraordi- 
nary actor. For that reason 
alone I think that everyone 
should go and see this 
movie. Not to mention it 
was pretty good. 



to "Grand Theft Auto" 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbuffone@clarion.edu 




"Saints Row" 
Volition 
Rating: 4.5/5 

With all the praise and 
popularity that the "Grand 
Theft Auto" series has 
gained through out the 
years, it is very easy to over 
look another game that has 
the same concept yet has a 
unique game play. 

"Saints Row" is an "open 
world" game that is set in 
the city on Stilwater, 
Stilwater is based off of the 
real cities of Chicago and 
Detroit. A possible reason 
that the game is not doing 
as well as "Grand Theft 
Auto" in sales is that it is 
only available for the Xbox 
360 console. 

The storyline begins 
when the gamer's custom 
created character is mugged 
and then rescued by an eth- 
nically diverse gang called 
the Third Street Saints. The 
Saints give the character an 
opportunity to join their 



gang and after initiation, 
the main character becomes 
a member. The key objective 
of the game is to wrestle ' 
away all control from three 
rival gangs and gain total 
power over Stilwater 

Throughout the game, 
the player completes many 
missions to take over rival's 
strongholds while also doing 
petty crime missions that 
result in extra spending 
money and respect for the 
player. Because of the three 
different gangs, there are 
three different plots that 
deal with the domination of 
each gang. Each gang is 
unique to the other one 
which keeps the game fresh 
and unpredictable. 

The three gangs consist 
of The Vice Kings. Los 
Carnales and the West Side 
Rollerz. The Vice Kings are 
predominately African 
American who wears yellow. 
They control Stilwater's 
retail, prostitution, and 
music industries. Los 
Carnales are a Hispanic 
based gang who wears red 
and specialize in arms and 
drug trafficking. The West 
Side Rollerz have a mix of 
Asian and Caucasian mem- 
bers who wear blue and deal 
mainly with illegal racing 
and automobiles. 

Although events in one 
plot do not affect any of the 
other plots, the player is 
eventually able to defeat the 
boss of each gang and bring 
all of Stilwater under the 
Saint's Row. 

The game without a 
doubt deserves its "M" for 
mature rating with count- 




less acts of bloodshed, pro- 
fanity, drug use and .sexual 
escapades. This game 
should not be touched by 
anyone who is not at least 
eighteen years of age. For 
those people who think 
"Grand Theft Auto" pushes 
the button on censorship, 
they have obviously never 
seen of "Saints Row." 

The vast selection of 
music from the custom 
music player perfectly com- 
pliments the forever flowing 
game plot. The consumer 
will not have to worry about 
not getting their money's 
worth due to the game end- 
ing too soon either because 
"Saints Row" has a .seeming- 
ly infinite amount of mis- 
sions and objectives. 

A sequel to "Saints Row" 
is currently in production 
and is expected to do a lot 
better in sales than its pred- 
ecessor because it will be 
available on both Xbox 360 
and Playstation 3. The 
sequel continues the story 
from the first "Saints Row" 
and will include full co-oper- 
ative play through the main 
story in addition to other 
features. 



Winfrey meets with family of first girl 
to complain of abuse at her school 



Associated Press 

Oprah Winfrey has met 
with the family of the first 
student to complain of abuse 
at her elite school for disad- 
vantaged South African 
girls, and invited the girl to 
return to the academy. 

People magazine quoted 
the father of the girl as say- 
ing they met for two hours 
with Winfrey on Sunday at 
the Oprah Winfrey 
Leadership Academy for 
Girls. He said it was their 
first meeting since they had 
withdrawn their daughter 
from the school after staff 
ignored her complaints. 

A spokeswoman for 
Winfrey, Angela de Paul, 
confirmed the meeting and 
its purpose. The school had 
been heavily guarded over 



the weekend. 

A dormitory matron, 
who has been accused of 
indecent assault and crimi- 
nal injury against six stu- 
dents ages 13-15 and a 23- 
year-old fellow dormitory 
matron, is to be charged in 
court next month. She has 
said she is innocent. 

Last month, Winfrey 
said school officials tried to 
hide the facts from her. She 
said she would not be 
renewing the contract of the 
suspended headmistress, 
who denies she knew about 
the abuse, and indicated 
other staff also would be dis- 
missed. 

People magazine quoted 
the pupil's father, whom it 
did not name, as saying the 
meeting was very emotion- 
al. 

He said he was very 



happy that Winfrey had 
invited his daughter to 
return to the school to com- 
plete eighth grade and invit- 
ed the family to an end-of- 
year party this week. 

Winfrey opened the 
school outside 

Johannesburg on Jan. 2 to 
great fanfare with celebri- 
ties in attendance including 
Tina Turner, Spike Lee, 
Sidney Poitier and former 
South African President 
Nelson Mandela. 

The $40 million school 
was the fulfillment of a 
promise she made to 
Mandela six years ago, and 
aims to give girls from 
deprived backgrounds a 
quality education in a coun- 
try where schools are strug- 
gling to overcome the legacy 
of white-minority rule 



Literature Prize winner Lessing drops 
out of Nobel ceremony due to illness 



Louise Nordstrom 
/Assoc/atecf Press 

Doris Lessing is unable 
to travel to Stockholm to 
receive her Nobel Prize in 
literature on Dec. 10 due to 
back problems, the Nobel 
Foundation said 

Wednesday. 

Instead, the $1.5 million 
prize will be presented to 
the 87-year-oId British 
writer in London, it said. 

"Unfortunately her 
medical advisers have said 
she must not travel," the 
foundation said. 

Foundation spokes- 
woman Annika Pontikis told 
The Associated Press that 
Lessing canceled the trip 
because of back problems. 

In London, Lessing's 
representative, Olivia 

Guest, confirmed the cancel- 
lation had "to do with her 



back." 

Lessing was awarded 
the prize for her "skepti- 
cism, fire and visionary 
power" in novels, short sto- 
ries, memoirs and plays that 
reflected her own unexpect- 
ed journeys across time, 
space and ideology, the 
Swedish Academy said. 

She had been invited to 
collect the award at the cer- 
emony in Stockholm along 
with the Nobel winners in 
chemistr>', physics, medicine 
and economics on Dec. 10, 
the anniversary of the death 
of prize founder Alfred 
Nobel 1896. 

The Nobel Peace Prize is 
presented in Oslo. Norway, 
on the same date. 

Literature prize win- 
ners traditionally give a lec- 
ture in Stockholm before 
accepting the award. 
Lessing's lecture would be 



prerecorded and shown at 
the academy on Dec. 7, the 
foundation said. 

Guest said she hoped 
Lessing would be able to 
record her lecture in 
London, but added that 
plans to do so "aren't set in 
stone." 

Lessing is the third lit- 
erature laureate in the past 
four years to miss the Nobel 
festivities. 

The 2005 winner, 
Harold Pinter, stayed home 
in Britain because of poor 
health. In 2004, Austria's 
Elfriede Jelinek declined 
the invitation, saying she 
was "not in a mental shape 
to withstand such cere- 
monies." 

Jean-Paul Sartre, in 
1964. is the only winner to 
have turned down the litera- 
ture award altogether. 



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Women's basketball off to 3-1 start 



Demise Simens 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s^dnsimensSclarion.edu 

(;i^RION. Nov. 27 - The 
Clarion University women's 
basketball tipped off their 
season last Friday with a 
76-58 win over Davis & 
Elkins in the Clarion 
Classic at Tippin 

Gymnasium. 

Senior Ashley Grimm 
became the third player in 
University history to sur- 
pass the 400 career assists 
mark, ending the game with 
a total of eight helpers and 
12 points. Sophomore Sara 
Pratt had career highs with 
16 points and 12 rebounds 
while recording her first 
career double-double. 

Three other Lady 
Eagles scored in double dig- 
its to help seal the victory 
Katrina Greer led the team 
in scoring w'.*h 21 points, 
followed by Janelle 
Zabresky and Rachael 
Franklin with ten a piece. 

On the second nighc of 
play, Clarion University 
dominated Pitt-Johnstown 



81-59 with five players 
again scoring in double dig- 
its. 

Grimm, who had just 
become the third player in 
Clarion history to have over 
400 assists the night before, 
quickly slid into second 
place in school rankings 
with five assists to tally a 
total of 411, surpassing the 
previous second place mark 
of 407. She also racked up 
18 points and two steals on 
the night. 

Greer and Pratt scored 
13 points apiece, with Pratt 
grabbing nine boards, five 
assists, and four blocks. 
Cohill followed in scoring 
with 12 points, while 
Zabresky added ten points, 
nine rebounds, three 
assists, and three blocks to 
the victory Shaina Smith 
also contributed two three 
pointers for six points. 

Tuesday, success was 
once again in favor of the 
Lady Eagles in their 76-57 
win over Point Park at 
Tippin. Five players scored 
in double figures for the 
third straight win of the 
season. 



Pratt led the scoring 
with her second career dou- 
ble-double, 18 points and 
ten rebounds, while adding 
two blocks and two assists. 
Zabresky recorded her first 
career double-double with 

15 points and 11 rebounds, 
and contributed five steals, 
four blocks, and one assist. 

Cohill chipped in with 

16 points, three assists, and 
three steals. Grimm con- 
tributed ten points, eight 
assists and three steals. 
Greer added 14 points, eight 
of which were free-throws 
made out of ten attempts. 

The Golden Eagles lost 
Tuesday, Nov 27 78-64 for 
their first loss of the season. 
Clarion led 38-31 at half- 
time. 

Zabresky led the way for 
Clarion with 13 points and 
eight rebounds coming off 
the bench in just 23 min- 
utes. 

The Golden Eagles will 
next be in action when they 
host Mansfield Saturday 
Dec. 1 at 1 p.m. Clarion then 
hosts Bloomsburg Sunday 
Dec. 2 also at 1 p.m. 



Redskins' Taylor passes away at 24 



Steelers outlast Dolphins 3-0 in l\1ud Bowl 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s_ekbowser@clarion.edu 

The Steelers and 
Dolphins squared off in 
muddy Heinz Field on 
Monday night with the 
Steelers prevailing 3-0. 

Many media members 
have spent the better part of 
the last few days ripping the 
Heinz Field ground crew 
and the Rooney's for not 
installing turf. 

The grounds crew did 
the best they could given the 
liituation. How cati'you do a 
better job laying down grass 
in a downpour? You just 
can't no one on earth could 
have done a better job than 
they did. 

The Rooney's have said 
before that they prefer natu- 
ral grass as have many 
Steelers players' over the 
last few days. Many people 
still find fault with this and 
feel the Rooney's are just 
being cheap. 

The field conditions did 
stink but it could have been 
worse. No one got hurt 
because of the field condi- 
tions, which is the most 
important thing. 

The big problem is that 
most people just can't stand 



to see a defensive game and 
would have turned away 
from the game because of 
the score, regardless of what 
the field conditions were. 
The game was exciting and 
close until the clock hit 0^00. 

Forgetting the condi- 
tions in which the game was 
played the Steelers actually 
played a decent game. The 
defense looked good 
although against the worst 
team in the league. 

Ben Roethlisberger fin- 
ished the game 18-21 with 
165 yards passing. The only 
major blemish was an early 
interception Where "'he' 
apparently forgot that Joey 
Porter traded in his black 
and gold last year for the 
Dolphins aqua and orange. 

Roethlisberger's per- 
formance was very good con- 
sidering the play of the 
offensive line which is 
quickly becoming nothing 
but a revolving door for any- 
one willing to blitz. One 
major flaw Roethlisberger is 
starting to exhibit is an 
unwillingness to get rid of 
the football quickly. 

Too many times in ihe 
last few weeks he's has got 
caught standing in the pock- 
et too long and takes unnec 
cessary sacks. This however 
comes wntli the territory of a 



scrambling quarterback 
who is able to break tackles 
like Big Ben is capable of. 

When he does it well he 
is makes huge plays down 
the field. When he doesn't 
both he and the offensive 
line look terrible and the 
Steelers will struggle to win 
games no matter the level of 
the competition. Look no 
further than losing 19-16 to 
the 2-9 Jets. 

Offensive Coordinator 
Bruce Arians needs to find a 
way to get Roethlisberger to 
get rid of the ball earlier if 
they will continue to suc- 
ceed this season. The 
Steelers loss to the Jets left 
them just one game ahead of 
the surprising and overrat- 
ed Browns who have beaten 
next to nobody. 

Cleveland is 1-3 against 
teams with winning records 
and 6-1 against teams with 
losing records. Bad news for 
the Steelers however is that 
the Browns final five oppo- 
nents are all stuck in the 
loser's column. 

The Steelers on the 
other hand play three of five 
games on the road including 
a trip in two weeks to take 
on the undefeated Patriots 
in Foxboro. 

The Steelers will have a 
tough test this week when 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer®f;larion.edu 

Redskins safety Sean 
Taylor passed away Tuesday 
morning from wounds sus- 
tained from a gunshot in 
what is believed to be a bur- 
glary attempt at his Miami 
home. 

From what has been 
released. an unknown 
assailant broke into Taylor's 
home early Monday morn- 
ing. Taylor and his girl- 
friend were awakened by 
loud noises. Getting ready 
to check the source of them, 
the assailant entered the 
couple's bedroom, firing two 
shots. 

One missed, but the 
other hit Taylor in the leg. 
The bullet damaged his 
femoral artery, which 
caused significant blood loss 
before he could even reach 
the hospital. Due to the 
blood loss, Taylor never 
regained consciousness 
before passing away early 
Tuesday morning. 

Before reflecting on 
Sean Taylor, here's what he 
did in his short but noted 
NFL career. Coming from 
the University of Miami, 
Taylor was taken fifth over- 
all by Washington in the 
2004 NFL Draft. Taylor 
would find immediate on- 
field success at the profes- 
sional level, recording four 
interceptions and 89 total 
tackles during his rookie 
campaign. 

However, Taylor would 



soon become labeled for his 
non-playing activities on 
and off the field. Shortly 
into his rookie season, 
Taylor was arrested for 
allegedly driving under the 
influence. In 2005, he was 
arrested again for aggravat- 
ed assault and battery stem- 
ming from a charge that he 
allegedly pointed a gun at 
someone during a dispute. 

However, Taylor seemed 
to have turned himself 
around both on and off the 
field. Comingoff a Pro-Bowl 
2006 season, Taylor contin- 
ued his strong play picking 
up five interceptions and 42 
total tackles. Many NFL 
insiders and experts 
believed that he would have 
been on his way to a second 
straight Pro Bowl 

Off the field, the main 
link to Taylor's sudden char- 
acter turn-around was the 
birth of his daughter Jackie. 
In a statement to reporters, 
Redskin teammate Clinton 
Portis said, "It's hard to 
expect a man to grow up 
overnight, but ever since he 
had his child, it was like a 
new Sean, and everybody 
around here knew it." 

Redskins coach Joe 
Gibbs may have said it best. 
In an ESPN article. Gibbs 
stated, "We're going to miss 
him. I'm not talking about 
as a player. I'm talking 
about as a person." 

Gibbs hit the nail on the 
head. It's not tragic that an 
NFL player lost his life. It's 
tragic that a man lost his 
life. It's tragic that a one 
year old daughter will never 



see her father again. It's 
tragic that a man's family 
will not have one of their 
own with them when they 
gather for the holiday sea- 
son. It's tragic that a young 
man, starting to show .so 
much promise, had his life 
cut short. 

Sadly, but truly enough, 
we will move on as we 
always do. The Redskins 
still have five games left to 
play Despite the immeas- 
urable sadness I can only 
imagine they will be feeling 
for the rest of this year and 
beyond, the fact of the mat- 
ter is that they still have a 
job to do. 

We as fans will mourn 
for this weekend as the NFL 
plans to have all of its teams 
remember Taylor through 
various memorial services. 
However, when the tears 
dry, we will continue to 
cheer our teams and players 
as they make their final 
pushes towards the playoffs. 
It's not a criticism, but a 
truth. No matter what hap- 
pens in this world, no mat- 
ter who we lose, the bottom 
line is that we have to move 
on and continue. 

However, before we do 
move on, please take the 
time to remember the man 
who will not be lining up 
this Sunday. As time goes 
on, there will most likely be 
details that bring some reso- 
lution to this case. 
However, until then, all we 
can do is mourn and hope he 
is in a better place now. 

Rest in Peace Sean 
Taylor - - 1983-2007. 



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Men's basketball off to a slow 0-3 start, with loss to Wheeling Jesuit J one copy free 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s Jsscritchf@clarion ,edu 

CLARION — After a prom- 
ising finish to last season, 
the Golden Eagle men's bas- 
ketball team, were picked to 
finish third in a very com- 
petitive PSAC-West this 
year. However, they have 
gotten off to a little bit of a 
shaky start this season, 
starting 0-3. 

On Friday, Nov. 16, at 
the Pitt-Johnstown Classic, 
our Golden Eagles lost their 
first game of the season to 
West Liberty by the score of 
83-77, despite five Clarion 
players scoring in double 
figures. 

The Golden Eagles 
trailed by two points with 
just under a minute to play, 
76-74, after a Mike Sherry 
three pointer. However, 
West Liberty scored the next 
five points to seal the victo- 
ry- 
Josh Yanke led the way 
for Clarion with a double- 
double, 17 points and ten 
rebounds, Lamar Richburg 
scored 17 and pulled down 
six boards, Damon Gross 



had 15 and nine rebounds, 
Mike Sherry had 11 points, 
and Demetrius Graham 
scored ten. Chris Banal led 
the way for West Liberty, 
and led all scorers with 31 
points, he also had seven 
rebounds, and Ben Hewlett 
added 19. 

The big difference in the 
game was the free throw 
shooting, as Clarion went 6- 
15, while West Liberty shot 
16 of 22 from the line. 
Clarion was also playing 
without PSAC-West star 
Ricky Henderson, who sat 
out due to an illness. 

The next game, on Nov. 
1 7. the Golden Eagles fell to 
Pitt-Johnstown 66-57. This 
game was tied 40-40 with 
L3:56 to play in the game, 
when Pitt-Johnstown went 
on an 11-0 run to take con- 
trol of the game. 

Gross had a double-dou- 
ble for the Golden Eagles, 
with 12 points and 10 
rebounds. Shameel Carty 
had 11 points, and the 
always consistent Yanke 
scored 11 and had six boards 
for Clarion. 

Quinton Davis had 17 
points and 13 rebounds for 
Pitt-Johnstown, while Chris 




Clarion University men's basketball team is seen in action in a recent game. Clarion fell to 0-3 
with a 75-66 loss to Wheeling Jesuit on Nov. 20. Clarion hosted PSU-Dubois on Wednesday 
evening. (The Clarion Ca///Stefanie Jula) 



Gillman added 17. Pitt- 
Johnstown shot 53.5 percent 
from the field, while Clarion 
only shot 36.5 percent. 

Their third game of the 
year, on Nov. 20, the Golden 



Eagles lost in the second 
game of the men-women 
doubleheader as they fell to 
the Cardinals of Wheeling 
Jesuit by the score of 75-66. 
Wheeling Jesuit had their 



11 -point second half lead cut 
to one with 4^45 to play in 



the game, 63-62, thanks to a 
12-2 run that was capped off 
by two Yanke free throws. 

However, Maqsood 

Harrington scored the next 
five points and eight of the 
last 10 for the Cardinals to 
help them go on a 10-0 run 
over the next four minutes 
to complete the win. 

Gross led the way once 
again for the Golden Eagles, 
with 15 points and seven 
rebounds. Lonell Jones had 
15 points and three assists, 
Yanke scored 13 and had 
fight boards, and Sherry 
had 10 and pulled down five 
rebounds for the Golden 
Eagles. 

Harrington had a game- 
high 18 points for the 
Cardinals, including five 
straight points in the final 
4:30 of the game. 

The Golden Eagles 
played PSU-Dubois on 
Wednesday, Nov. 28 at 
Tippin Gym. Their next 
action will be this weekend 
when they host games on 
Dec. 1 and 2. Both games 
will tip-off at 3 p.m. 



Clarion Wrestling off to a 2-4 start this season 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@ciarion.edu 

CLARION, Nov. 27 - 
Looking to improve from 
their 7-13 record last year, 
the Golden Eagle wrestling 
team has gotten off to a 2-4 
start in 2007. 

Dropping their first 
meet of the season against 
#2 ranked Iowa State, 
Clarion would rebound to 
defeat Sacred Heart. 
Winning seven out of the ten 
matches, the Golden Eagles 
defeated them by a final 
score of 37-10. 

The Golden Eagles 
would make it two in a row 
by defeating American 
International 56-0 at the 
Northeast Duals last 
Saturday. 

However, the Golden 
Eagles would go into a rut 
afterwards losing their next 
three meets against #3 
Oklahoma State, Virginia, 
and Lehigh. 

Guiding the wrestling 
team is Head Coach Teague 
Moore who is in his second 
season with the team. Once 



again, he is being assisted 
by Ethan Bosch and former 
Golden Eagle wrestling 
head coach Bob Bubb. In 
his first season, Moore 
turned around a team that 
had finished 0-17 the year 
before. 

Coming off a seven win 
season last year, Moore 
thinks 2008 will be even bet- 
ter. 

"1 believe we have a 
much more balanced lineup 
than we had a year ago", 
said Moore in statement on 
Clarion's athletic site. He 
also added, "We're still a 
young, rebuilding team 
though, and we'll still have 
the normal growing pains 
that young teams go 
through. 

As Moore stated, youth 
is the name of the game for 
this year's wrestling team. 
The 2007-2008 roster has 
one lone senior and only two 
juniors. Eight sophomores, 
one red-shirt freshmen, and 
eight true freshmen round 
out the rest of the roster. 

One person Coach 
Moore is looking for a solid 
contribution from is junior 
Sal Lascari. A co-captain, 



Lascari is coming off a solid 
06-07 campaign in which he 
posted a 22-14 record at the 
133 lb position. 

His fellow captain, soph- 
omore Hadley Harrison is 
looking to improve upon a 
freshmen campaign that 
saw him go 21-19 overall. 
Harrison also finished the 
season strong placing fifth 
at PSAC's and sixth at the 
Eastern Wrestling League 
meet. 

Harrison is off to anoth- 
er strong start this year 
with a 4-2 record overall. 
One of his wins was a 6-5 
decision win against 
Okalahoma State's Quinten 
Fuentes. 

Also having strong sea- 
sons are true freshmen 
Travis Uncapher and red- 
shirt freshmen Jay Ivanco. 
Like Harrison, Uncapher 
has posted a 4-2 record this 
year including a 14-3 major 
decision against Virginia's 
Drew DiPasquale and a 15- 
10 decision against Lehigh's 
Dave Nakasone, 

At the 125 lb position, 
Jay Ivanco has posted a 
strong 3-1 record including 
two pins against Carlos 



Lara of American 
International and Lehigh's 
Mitchell Berger. 

One position that has 
had to be replaced this sea- 
son was heavyweight due to 
the departure of former 
NCAA qualifier A.J. Brooks. 
Coming in to replace Brooks 
is true freshmen Roman 
Hussam from Lewisburg. 

In high school, Hussam 
was a PIAA place-winner 
who posted a career record 
of 121-30. So far, he has 
picked up two pins in the 
Golden Eagle wins against 
Sacred Heart and American 
International. 

He has also lost some 
very close matches dropping 
two of his decisions by two 
points or less. 

The Golden Eagles will 
next be in action on Dec. 8 
for the PSAC Team 
Championships, which they 
will be hosting. 
Usually a mid-January 
event, it has been switched 
to December for this year. 
Matches will proceed 
throughout the day starting 
at 9 a.m. 



Richard finishes 61st 
at NCAA Championship 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s tckovalovs@clarion.edu 



CLARION, Nov 28 - On 
November 17, senior Erin 
Richard participated in the 
NCAA Division II cross 
country national champi- 
onships at Missouri 
Southern State University 
in Joplin, MO. She is the 
first Golden Eagle women's 
runner to participate in the 
event since Melissa 
Terwilliger in 2004. 

To qualify, Richard won 
the PSAC Championship on 
Oct. 27 with a time of 23:02. 
She is the first Golden Eagle 
woman to ever win the title. 
She then placed fourth in 
the NCAA East Regional at 
Lock Haven on November 3. 
She finished with a time of 
21:42, earning her an All- 
Region. 

Despite her confidence 
in running the flat course, 
Richard fell short of her 
goals of the top 15 and Ail- 
American status. She fin- 
ished in 61st place, posting 
a time of 22:13. The overall 
winner, Jessica Pixler from 
Seattle Pacific, had a time of 



20:29. 

Richard is also a track 
star. Last year alone, she 
was a three-time All- 
American, earning the hon- 
ors in the indoor 5,000 
meter and the outdoor 5,000 
meter and 10,000 meter 
races. She also won the 
indoor PSAC Championship 
in the one-mile and the out- 
door PSAC Championship 
in the 3,000 meter and 5,000 
meter races. 

She was also the PSAC 
Outdoor Women's Track 
Athlete of the Year. She is 
also a great student, earn- 
ing the honor of being a 
2007 third-team ESPN The 
Magazine Women's Track & 
Field/Cross Country 

Academic All American. 




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December 6, 2007 



CUP aids community during liolidays 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler@clarion,edu 

CLARION, Dec. 4 - Clarion 
University's Donate-A- 
Meal sponsored by Eagle 
Ambassadors provided the 
funds for 22 turkeys for hol- 
iday meals for families in 
Clarion County. 

Community Action, Inc., 
with the help of Clarion 
University students. 

Clarion County businesses. 
Friends for Food and the 
KDKA-TV Turkey Fund, 
was able to provide meals 
for 356 families compro- 
mised of 910 Clarion County 
residents this holiday sea- 
son. 

"We had two volunteers 
from the university help us 
give out the turkeys and 
we've had volunteers from 
the university help us stock 
our shelves, which has been 
a great help," said Aimee 
Cotherman, the self-suffi- 
ciency coordinator at 
Community Action, Inc. 

According to the non- 
profit organization. 
Community Action Inc.. 
Golden Living Center donat- 
ed 12 complete 
Thanksgiving meals. 

The Millcreek Chapter 
of the Wildlife Foundation 
contributed 35 turkeys. 

CUP Donate-A-Meal, 
sponsored by the Eagle 
Ambassadors, provided 22 
turkeys paid for by students 




Participating in t/ie delivery of the Eagle Ambassador's Donate-A-Meal program are from left: 
Holly Nolan, Eagle Ambassador vice president; Jeff Gauger, Chartwells Dining Services; Aimee 
Cotherman. coordinator for Community Action Inc.; and Theresa Martin, Eagle Ambassador advi- 
sor (University Relations) 



who gave up one meal, or 
approximately four dollars 
from their student meal 
card, the Chamber of 
Business and Industry con- 
tributed 93 turkeys, Zacherl 
Farms donated squash and 
provided potatoes at a dis- 
counted price and one com- 
munity resident provided an 
additional turkey. 

"We really appreciate all 
of the communities efforts in 
helping with Thanksgiving 
... there were so many differ- 
ent organizations that gave 
food or money and we appre- 
ciate all of the public sup- 
port," said Cotherman. 



Cotherman also said 
that CUP has assisted with 
replenishing the food at the 
organization. 

"The CUP athletic 
department hosted a huge 
food drive and the athletes 
came to us and unloaded a 
huge truck of donated 
goods," said Cotherman. 
"That was very helpful for 
us, we have people come 
here everyday for food and 
we were running very low ... 
it was a huge help because it 
increased our food stock 
greatly and we really appre- 
ciated it." 

Community Action, Inc. 



also has plans for the com- 
munity for Christmas. 

"We will be giving away 
hams for Christmas and 
also food vouchers for Comet 
Grocery store," said 
Cotherman, 

Cotherman said they 
will donate gifts to about 75 
children in the area. 

CUP will also assist 
with these efforts, as the 
Givan Hall Council will 
donate toys and the Student 
Honors Association will 
donate hats, scarves, mit- 
tens and monetary funds to 
Pennies for Heaven. 



Groves addresses role of faculty senate 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s ieerickson@clarion.edu 




CLARION, Dec. 3 - Faculty 
senate held their final meet- 
ing of the semester, at which 
the dean of college of educa- 
tion spoke, the senate 
talked about their role at 
the university, and voted on 
general education require- 
ments. 

The dean of college of 
education, John Groves dis- 
cussed what the faculty sen- 
ate should be used for at a 
university. 

Groves said, "Faculty 
senate is here to discuss the 
broad topics of concern at 
the university." 

He also discussed how 
education and the environ- 
ment of education are 
changing all of the time. 

"With our environment 
changing there is a purpose- 
ful guidance without much 
discussion," said Groves. 

The last thing that Groves 
talked about was that he 
goes to Harrisburg to meet 
with the other 13 state svs- 



tern schools. 

He said that when he 
meets with the other schools 
that Clarion University 
always seems to be the one 
school that isn't baffled by 
education changes. 

"Our school is very well 
prepared for changes in edu- 
cation. Thirteen out of four- 
teen schools aren't as well 
prepared for those changes," 
said Groves. 

Next, the senate dis- 
cussed a letter 



Another solution that 
the senate thought of was to 
send a summary of each 
meeting through e-mail 
campus wide. 

However, if they were to 
do this, the e-mail could not 
be sent until two weeks 
after each meeting because 
they would have to approve 
it. 

The last solution that 
the senate thought of was to 
start training new senators. 

Normallv a senator 



Our school is very well prepared 
for changes in education. Thirteen 
out of fourteen schools aren't as 
well prepared for those changes. 



that they had received about 
the faculty senate. 

The e-mail was in refer- 
ence to faculty senate, in 
which an individual 
expressed that they felt that 
faculty senate does not do as 
much or accomplish as 
much as they used to. 

The .senate talked about 
this and tried to think of 
solutions, such as making 
the meetings more public. 

They di-scussed possibly 
having the meetings in a 
more public place, such as 
the librarv. 



-Groves 

learns as 

they go, but the senate 
wants to make the senators 
more prepared. 

They are thinking of cre- 
ating an orientation for ntvv 
faculty senate members. 

Following this discus- 
sion. President Joseph 
Grunenwald talked about a 
new computer software that 
will be starting at the uni- 
versity. 

The software's name ha.s 
been changed from "Campus 
Management" to "Life 
Cycle." 



Next, Sue Courson of 
the Institutional Resources 
Committee and assistant 
professor of science educa- 
tion, talked about how facul- 
ty are having trouble with 
the new technology and 
upgrades that the universi- 
ty has. 

A new upgrade for this 
year was replacing 
Microsoft Word 2003 with 
Microsoft Word 2007. A few 
senate members mentioned 
that they are having trouble 
grading their students' 
papers. They said that they 
can not open students' 
papers because they don't 
have the new version of 
Word. 

Courson said, "If we are 
having this much trouble 
with Word. I don't know 
what we are going to do 
when we get Vista." 

The senate had one vote 
at the meeting, for which 
they voted on a proposal for 
four general education rec- 
ommendations. 

They voted to add a 
writing intensive flag to Eng 
310. adding a quantitative 
(q) flag to SPED 482. adding 
child development and guid- 
ance to social and behav- 
ioral sciences and adding 
ED 350 to art and humani- 
ties. 



University Implements 
text message alerts 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoeblef ©clarion .edu 

CLARION, Dec. 4 - 
Clarion University has 
implemented a new notifi- 
cation system that will 
allow students, faculty 
and staff members to 
receive urgent messages 
on their cell phones. 

The service is avail- 
able to all current stu- 
dents, faculty and staff, 
including the Venango 
Campus and the 
Pittsburgh site at West 
Penn Hcspital. 

Individuals must sign 
up for the service on the 
university home page. 

The new system, 
e2Campus is a national 
leader in emergency noti- 
fications and enables 
school officials to send 
instant alerts directly to 
cell phones through a text 
message. 

The system will be 
used for campue emergen- 
cies and weather emer- 
gencies. 

"I think that this is a 
very smart idea and a 
good thing to implement 
in the wake of the events 



on other college campus- 
es," said Hayley Schafer. 
senior mass media arts 
■ and journalism major. 
"Also, due to the fact that 
Clarion often has such 
poor weather, I think that 
stiidents will find this to 
be a useful tool for weath- 
er emergencies." 

According to a news 
release from Ron 
Wilshire, of University 
Relations, University 
Police are urging the 
entire campus community 
to register. 

"Although e2campus 
is an excellent system 
that can notify the entire 
campus within minutes," 
said Paul Bylaska, vice 
president for finance and 
administration, "it only 
works if you take a 
minute to register your- 
self in the system." 

The university will 
continue to use e-mail 
notification and post 
emergency information on 
the Web site,, m well as 
continuing to use campus 
media, external media 
and digital display units 
throughout campus. 



Agency for Alternatives to 
Abortion provides free aid 



Jamie Richard 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Dec. 3 - The 
Agency for Alternatives to 
Abortion (AAA) Life 
Services provides aid for 
students struggling with 
issues such as pregnancy, 
abortion and sexuality. 

AAA is a non-profit 
organization that provides 
men and women with a 
wide variety of free services 
such as self-administered 
pregnancy tests, counseling, 
educational information 
and community referrals. 

Issues addressed by 
AAA include post-abortion 
stress, sexual abuse and 
misuse, sexual integrity and 
abstinence until marriage, 
healthy relationships and 
parenting support. 

"We've had an interest 
in the teenage and young 
adult populations," said 
Diane Fagley, executive 
director of AAA Life 
Services. "They are at a 
time in their lives where 
they are becoming adults 
and making decisions in 
their lives. A lot of them are 
sexually active and are pon- 
dering these issues." 

Fagley said, "Our 
clients are typically females 
although we have had 
males come for our services 
for different reasons. They 
are usually from the ages of 



18-21 who are, for either 
social or economical rea- 
sons, not at a time in their 
lives where they are ready 
to be pregnant." 

Much of AAA's efforts 
have been directed towards 
students at Clarion 
University. 

"About 80 percent of our 
clients are from the univer- 
sity," said Fagley. 

AAA provides free self- 
administered urine preg- 
nancy tests, as well as coun- 
seling on pregnancy alter- 
natives such as abortion 
and adoption. 

AAA does not provide 
referrals for abortion, but 
provides information on it; 
they do, however, provide 
referrals for adoption. 

"We feel it is in the best 
interests of the mother and 
the child not to have to go 
through an abortion, but we 
acknowledge that is their 
choice to make," said 
Fagley. 

AAA Life Services 
attempts to make young 
adults aware of their 
options. 

"We are a non-profit 
organization ... We are not a 
clinic; we are not a counsel- 
ing agency. We just want 
students to be aware of all 
their options and to help 
guide them to the decision 
that is best for them," 
Fagley said. 




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Men's basketball off to a slow 0-3 start, with loss to Wheeling Jesuit one copy free 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sjsscntchfifliclarion.edu 

CLARION — AtUT a prom- 
ising finish to last season. 
the (lolden Eagle men's bas- 
ketball team, were picked to 
finish third in a very com- 
petitive PSAC-West this 
yeai'. However, they have 
gotten off to a littk' t)it of a 
shaky start this season, 
starting ()-3. 

On Friday. Nov. 16. at 
the I'itt -Johnstown Classic, 
our (lolden Eagles lost their 
first game of the season to 
West Liberty by the score of 
83-77, despite five Clarion 
players scoring in double 
figures. 

The Golden Eagles 
trailed by two points with 
just under a minute to play. 
76-74. after a Mike Sherry 
three pointer. However. 
West Liberty scored the next 
five points to seal the victo- 
r>\ 

Josh Yanke led the way 
for Clarion with a double- 
double. 17 points and ten 
rebounds. Lamar Richburg 
scored 17 and pulled down 
six boards. Damon Gross 



had 15 and nine rebounds. 
Mike Sherry had 11 points, 
and Demetrius Graham 
scored ten. Chris Banal led 
thi' way for West Libert>. 
and led all scorers with '.U 
points, he also had seven 
rebounds, and Ben Howlett 
added 19. 

The big difference in the 
game wa.s the free throw 
shooting, as Clarion went 6- 
1"). while West Liberty shot 
1(1 oi' 22 from the line. 
Clarion was also playing 
without I'SAC-West star 
Ricky Henderson, who sat 
out due to an illness. 

The next game, on Nov. 
17. the Golden Eagles fell to 
I'itt -Johnstown 66-57. This 
game was tied 40-40 with 
13:5(i to play in the game, 
when Pitt -Johnstown went 
on an 11-0 run to take con- 
trol of the game. 

Gross had a double-dou- 
ble for the Golden Eagles, 
with 12 points and 10 
rebounds. Shameel Carty 
had 11 points, and the 
always consistent Yanke 
scored 1 1 and had six boards 
for Clarion. 

Quinton Davis had 17 
points and 13 rebounds for 
Pitt-Johnstown, while Chris 







Clarion University men's basketball team is seen in action in a recent game. Clarion fell to 0-3 
with a 75-66 loss to Wheeling Jesuit on Nov. 20. Clarion hosted PSU-Dubois on Wednesday 
evening. (The Clarion Ca///Stefanie Jula) 



C5illman added 17. Pitt- 
Johnstown shot 53.5 percent 
from the field, while Clarion 
only shot 36.5 percent. 

Their third game of the 
vear, on Nov. 20, the Golden 



Eagles lost in the second 
game of the men-women 
doubleheader as they fell to 
the Cardinals of Wheeling 
Jesuit by the score of 75-66. 
Wheeling Jesuit had their 



11 -point second half lead cut 
to one with 4^45 to play in 



the game, 63-62, thanks to a 
1 2-2 run that was capped off 
by two Yanke free throws. 

Flowi'ver, Maqsood 

Harrington .scored the next 
five points and eight of the 
l;ist 10 foi' the Cardinals to 
help them go on a 10-0 run 
over the next four minutes 
to complete the win. 

Gross led the way once 
again for the Golden Eagles, 
with 15 points and seven 
rebounds. Lonell Jones had 
15 points and three assists. 
Yanke scored 13 and had 
riuht boards, and Sherry 
had 10 and pulled down five 
rebounds foi' the Golden 
Eagles. 

Harrington had a game- 
high IS points for the 
Cardinals, including five 
sti'aight points in the final 
\''M) of the game. 

The Golden F^agles 
played PSU-Dubois on 
Wednesday, Nov. 28 at 
'Pippin (Jym. Their next 
action will be this weekend 
when the\- host games on 
Dec. 1 and 2. Both games 
will tip-off at 3 p.m. 



Clarion Wrestling off to a 2-4 start this season 



Kelsey Schroyer 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_kgschroyer@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 27 - 
Looking to improve from 
their 7-13 record last year, 
the Golden Eagle wrestling 
team has gotten off to a 2-4 
start in 2007. 

Dropping their first 
meet of the season against 
#2 ranked Iowa State. 
Clarion would rebound to 
defeat Sacred Heart. 
Winning seven out of the ten 
matches, the Golden Eagles 
defeated them by a final 
score of 37-10. 

The Golden Eagles 
would make it two in a row 
by defeating American 
International 56-0 at the 
Northeast Duals last 
Saturday. 

However, the Golden 
Eagles would go into a rut 
afterwards losing their next 
three meets against #3 
Oklahoma State. Virginia, 
and Lehigh. 

Guiding the wrestling 
team is Head Coach Teague 
Moore who is in his second 
season with the team. Once 



again, he is being assisted 
by Ethan Bosch and former 
Golden Eagle wrestling 
head coach Bob Bubb. In 
his first season, Moore 
turned around a team that 
had finished 0-17 the year 
before. 

Coming off a seven win 
season last year, Moore 
thinks 2008 will be even bet- 
ter. 

"I believe we have a 
much more balanced lineup 
than we had a year ago", 
said Moore in statement on 
Clarion's athletic site. He 
also added. "We're still a 
young, rebuilding team 
though, and we'll still have 
the normal growing pains 
that young teams go 
through. 

As Moore stated, youth 
is the name of the game for 
this year's wrestling team. 
The 2007-2008 roster has 
one lone senior and only two 
juniors. Eight sophomores, 
one red-shirt freshmen, and 
eight true freshmen round 
out the rest of the roster. 

One person Coach 
Moore is looking for a solid 
contribution from is junior 
Sal Lascari. A co-captain. 



Lascari is coming off a solid 
06-07 campaign in which he 
posted a 22-14 record at the 
133 lb position. 

His fellow captain, soph- 
omore Hadley Harrison is 
looking to improve upon a 
freshmen campaign that 
saw him go 21-19 overall. 
Harrison also finished the 
season strong placing fifth 
at PSAC's and sixth at the 
Ea.stern Wrestling League 
meet. 

Harrison is off to anoth- 
er strong start this year 
with a 4-2 record overall. 
One of his wins was a 6-5 
decision win against 
Okalahoma State's Quinten 
Fuentes. 

Also having strong .sea- 
sons are true freshmen 
Travis Uncapher and red- 
shirt freshmen Jay Ivanco. 
Like Harrison, Uncapher 



Lara of American 

International and Lehigh's 
Mitchell Berger. 

One position that has 
had to be replaced this sea- 
son was heavyweight due to 
the departure of former 
NCAA qualifier A.J. Brooks. 
Coming in to replace Brooks 
is true freshmen Roman 
Hussam from Lewisburg. 

In high school. Hussam 
was a PIAA place-winner 
who posted a career record 
of 121-30. So far, he has 
picked up two pins in the 
Golden Eagle wins against 
Sacred Heart and American 
International. 

He has also lost some 
very close matches dropping 
two of his decisions by two 
points or less. 

The Golden Eagles will 
next be in action on Dec. 8 
for the PSAC Team 



has posted a 4-2 record this Championships, which they 
year including a 14-3 major will be hosting. 



decision against Virginia's 
Drew DiPasquale and a 15- 
10 decision against Lehigh's 
Dave Nakasone. 

At the 125 lb position. 
Jay Ivanco has posted a 
strong 3-1 record including 
two pins against Carlos 



Usually a mid-January 
event, it has been switched 
to December for this year. 
Matches will proceed 
throughout the day starting 
at 9 a.m. 



Richard finishes 61st 
at NCAA Championship 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s tckovalovs@clarion.edu 



CLARION. Nov 28 - On 
November 17, senior Erin 
Richard participated in the 
NCAA Division II cro.ss 
country national champi- 
onships at Missouri 
Southern State University 
in Joplin, MO. She is the 
first Golden Eagle women's 
runner to participate in the 
event since Melissa 
Terwilliger in 2004. 

To qualify. Richard won 
the PSAC Championship on 
Oct. 27 with a time of 2;];02. 
She is the first Golden Eagle 
woman to ever win the title. 
She then placed fourth in 
the NCM Ea.st Regional at 
Lock Haven on November 3. 
She finished with a time of 
21^42. earning her an .Mi- 
Region. 

Despite her confidence 
in running the flat course. 
Richard fell short of her 
goals of the top 15 and Ail- 
American status. She fin- 
ished in 61st place, posting 
a time of 22^13. The overall 
winner, Jessica Pixler from 
Seattle Pacific, had a time of 



20:29. 

Richard is also a track 
star. Last year alone, she 
was a three-time AIL 
.American, earning the hon- 
ors in the indoor 5,000 
meter and the outdoor 5.000 
meter and 10.000 meter 
races. She also won the 
indoor PSAC Championship 
in the one-mile and the out- 
door PSAC Championship 
in the 3,000 meter and 5,000 
meter races. 

She was also the PSAC 
Outdoor Women's Track 
Athlete of the Year. She is 
also a great student, earn- 
ing the honor of being a 
2007 third-team ESPN The 
Magazine Women's Ti'ack & 
Field/Cross Country 

.Academic All American. 




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Volume 94 Issue 12 



December 6, 2007 



CUP aids community during hoiidays 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s_bekoebler<Pclarion,edu 

CLARION. Dec. 4 - Clarion 
University's Donate-A- 
Meal. sponsored by Kagle 
.Ambassadors providetl the 
funds for 22 turkeys for hol- 
iday meals for families in 
Clarion County. 

Community Action. Inc.. 
with the help of Clarion 
University students. 

Clarion County businesses. 
Friends for Food am.! the 
KDK.A-TV Turkey Fund, 
was able to provide meals 
for 356 families compro- 
mised of 910 Clarion C()unt> 
residents this holiday sea- 
son. 

"We had two volunteers 
from the university help us 
give out the turkeys and 
we've had volunteers from 
the university help us stock 
our shelves, which has been 
a great help," said Aimee 
Cotherman, the self-suffi- 
ciency coordinator at 
Community Action. Inc. 

According to the non- 
profit organization. 
Community Action Inc.. 
Golden Living Center donat ■ 
ed 12 complete 
Thanksgiving meals. 

The Millcreek Chapter 
of the Wildlife Foundation 
contributed 35 turkeys. 

CUP Donate-A-Meal. 
sponsored by the f]agle 
Ambassadors, provided 22 
turkeys paid for by students 




Participaiir.g u; utt: acneiy of the Eagle Ambassador's Donate-A-Meal program are from left: 



Holly Nolan. Eagle Ambassador vice president: Jeff Gauger, Chartwells Dining Services: Aimee 
Cotherman. coordinator for Community Action Inc.; and Theresa f^artin, Eagle Am,bassador advi- 
sor (University Relations) 



who ^avc up one meal, or 
approximately foui' dollars 
from their student nK'al 
cai'd, the Chamber of 
Business and lndustr\- con- 
tributed !);> turkeys. Zacherl 
Farms donated squash and 
provided potatoes at a dis- 
counted price and one com- 
numity I'esident provided an 
additional turkey. 

"We really appreciate all 
of the communities efforts in 
helping with Thanksgiving 
... there were so many differ- 
ent organizations that gave 
food or money and we appre- 
ciate all of the public sup- 
port." said Cotherman. 



Cotherman also said 
that CUP has assisted with 
replenishing the food at the 
organization. 

"The C\jV athletic 
department hosted a huge 
food drive and the athletes 
came to us and unloaded a 
huge truck of donated 
goods." said Cotherman. 
"That was very helpful for 
us. we have people come 
here everyday for food and 
we were running very low ... 
it was a huge help because it 
increased our food stO( k 
greatly and we reall>' appi e- 
ciated it." 

Communitv Action. Inc. 



al>o has plans for the com- 
munity for Christmas, 

"We will be giving a\va>' 
hams for Christmas and 
also food vouchers foi- Comet 
(Irocerv stni'i'," .said 
Cotherman. 

Cotherman said they 
will donate gifts to about 75 
children in the ai'ca. 



CUP 



will also assist 



with these efforts, as the 
(Jivan Hall Council will 
donate toys anil the Student 
Honors Association will 
donate hats, scarves, mit- 
tens and monetary funds to 
Pennies for Heaven. 



Groves addresses role of faculty senate 



Ian Erickson 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_ieerickson@clarion.edu 



£^i 




CLARION. Dec. 3 - Faculty 
senate held their final meet- 
ing of the seme,ster, at which 
the dean of college of educa- 
tion spoke, the senate 
talked about their role at 
the university, and voted on 
general education require- 
ments. 

The dean of college of 
education. John Groves dis- 
cussed what the faculty sen- 
ate should be used for at a 
university. 

Groves said. "Faculty 
senate is here to discuss the 
broad topics of concern at 
the university" 

He also discussed how- 
education and the environ- 
ment of education are 
changing all of the time. 

"With our environment 
changing there is a purpose- 
ful guidance without much 
discussion." said Groves. 

The last thing that Groves 
talked about was that he 
goes to Harrisburg to meet 
v^'ith the other 13 state svs- 



tem schools. 

He said that when he 
meets with the other schools 
that Clarion University 
always seems to he tlu' one 
school that isn't baflled bv 
education changes. 

"Our school is ver\- well 
prepared for changes in edu- 
cation. Thirteen out of four- 
teen schools aren't as well 
prepared for those changes," 
said (iroves. 

Next, the senate dis- 
cussed a letter 



Another solution that 
the senate thought of was to 
send a summary of each 
meeting through e-mail 
campus wide. 

However, if they were to 
do this, the e-mail could not 
be sent until two weeks 
after each meeting becausi' 
they would have to approve 
it. 

The last solution that 
the .senate thought of was to 
start training new senators. 

Normallv a senator 



Our school is very well prepared 
for changes in education. Thirteen 
out of fourteen schools aren't as 
well prepared for those changes. 



that they had received about 
the faculty senate. 

The e-mail was in refer- 
ence to faculty senate, in 
which an individual 
expressed that they felt that 
faculty senate does not do as 
much or accomplish as 
much as they u,sed to. 

The senate talked about 
this and tried to think of 
solutions, such as making 
the meetings more public. 

They discussed possibly 
having the meetings in a 
more public j)lace. such as 
the librarv. 



-Groves 

learns as 

they go. but the senate 
wants to make the senators 
more prepared. 

They are thinking of cre- 
ating an orientation for nt \\ 
faculty senate memliers. 

Following this discus- 
sion. President Joseph 
(irunenwald talked about a 
new computer .software that 
v^'ill be starting at the uni- 
vi'rsity. 

The software's name has 
been changed from "Campus 
Management" to "Life 
Cycle." 



Next. Sue Courson of 
the Institutional Resources 
Committee and assistant 
professoi' of .science educa- 
tion, talked about how facul- 
ty ai'c having trouble with 
the new technology and 
upgrades that the universi- 
ty has. 

A new iii)grade for this 
year was replacing 
Microsoft Word 2003 with 
Microsoft Word 2007. A few 
senate members mentioned 
that they ai'e luiving trouble 
gi'ading their students' 
papers. They said that they 
can not open students' 
papers because they don't 
have the new version of 
\\\m\. 

Courson said. "If we are 
having this much trouble 
with Word. I don't know 
what we are going to do 
when we get Vista." 

The senate had one vote 
at the meeting, for which 
they voted on a pro})osal for 
four general education rec- 
ommendations. 

They voted to add a 
writing intensive ilag to faig 
310. adding a (luantitative 
(q) flag to SPED 482, adding 
child development and guid- 
ance to social and behav- 
ioral sciences and adding 
Kl) 350 to art and humani- 
ties. 



University implements 
text message alerts 



Brittnee Koebler 
Clarion Call News Editor 

s bekoebler@clarion.edu 



CLARION. Dec. 4 - 
Clarion University has 
implemented a new notifi- 
cation system that will 
allow students, faculty 
and staff members to 
receive urgent messages 
on their cell phones. 

The service is avail- 
able to all current stu- 
dents, faculty and staff, 
including the Venango 
Campus and the 
Pittsburgh site at West 
Penn Hospital. 

Individuals must sign 
up for the service on the 
university home page. 

The new system, 
e2Campus is a national 
leader in emergency noti- 
fications and enables 
school officials to send 
in,stant alerts directly to 
cell phones through a text 
message. 

The system will be 
used for campus emergen- 
cies and weather emer- 
gencies. 

"I think that this is a 
very smart idea and a 
good thing to implement 
in the wake of the events 



on other college campus- 
es." said Hayley Schafer, 
senior mass media arts 
. and journalism major. 
"Also, due to the fact that 
Clarion often has such 
poor weather, I think that 
students will find this to 
be a useful tool for weath- 
er emergencies." 

According to a news 
release from Ron 
Wilshire, of University 
Relations, University 
Police are urging the 
entire campus community 
to register. 

"Although e2campus 
is an excellent system 
that can notify the entire 
campus within minutes." 
said Paul Bylaska, vice 
president for finance and 
administration, "it only 
works if you take a 
minute to register your- 
self in the system." 

The university will 
continue to use e-mail 
notification and post 
emergency information on 
the Web site, as well as 
continuing to use campus 
media, external media 
and digital display units 
throughout campus. 



Agency for Alternatives to 
Abortion provides free aid 



Jamie Richard 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmrichard@clarion.eclu 

CLARION, Dec. :i - The 
.Agency for Alternatives to 
Abortion (AAA) Life 
Services provides aid for 
students struggling with 
issues such as pregnancy, 
abortion and sexuality. 

AAA is a non-profit 
organization that provides 
men and women with a 
wide variety of free services 
such as self-administered 
pregnancy tests, counseling, 
educational information 
and community referrals. 

Issues addressed by 
.AAA include post-abortion 
stress, sexual abuse and 
misuse, sexual integrity and 
abstinence until marriage, 
healthy relationships and 
parenting support. 

"We've had an interest 
in the teenage and young 
adult populations." said 
Diane Fagley, executive 
director of .AAA Life 
Services. "They are at a 
time in their lives where 
they are becoming adults 
and making decisions in 
their lives. A lot of them are 
sexually active and are pon- 
dering these issues." 

Fagley said. "Our 
clients are typically females 
although we have had 
males come for f)ur services 
tor different rea.sons. They 
are usually from the ages of 



18-21 who are. for either 
social or economical rea- 
sons, not at a time in their 
lives where they are ready 
to be pregnant." 

Much of AAA's efforts 
have been directed towards 
students at Clarion 
University. 

"About 80 percent of our 
clients are from the univer- 
sity." said Fagley. 

AAA provides free self- 
administered urine preg- 
nancy tests, as well as coun- 
seling on pregnancy alter- 
natives such as abortion 
and adoption. 

AAA does not provide 
referrals for abortion, but 
provides information on it; 
they do, however, provide 
referrals for adoption. 

"We feel it is in the best 
interests of the mother and 
the child not to have to go 
through an abortion, but we 
acknowledge that is their 
choice to make," said 
Fagley. 

AAA Life Services 
attempts to make young 
adults aware of their 
options. 

"We are a non-profit 
organization ... We are not a 
clinic: we are not a counsel- 
ing agency. We just want 
students to be aware of all 
their options and to help 
guide them to the decision 
that is best for them," 
Fagley said. 



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University Relations 

CLARION. Dec. 4 - A bud- 
ding relationship between 
Clarion University and 
Howard University, 

Washington, D.C., was fur- 
ther enhanced by a visit of a 
delegation from Howard to 
campus. 

"This collaboration is a 
long-time coming," said Dr. 
Kimberly Moffitt, coordina- 
tor of the Preparing Future 
Faculty Program at Howarfl 
University during the 
Clarion visit. "Dr. Gant had 
a long correspondence with 
my late predecessor in this 
position. Dr. Tim Riley. It 
broke off after his death, but 
she contacted me in 2007 to 
try and reconnect. 

"We invited Clarion to 
visit our camp'us and get a 
sense of what we do and 
what the Preparing Future 
Faculty Program means for 
graduate students. This 
visit gave them an opportu- 
nity to talk about the 
Frederick Douglass 

Program at Clarion 
University." 

Two Howard doctoral 
students, Kesha Morant 
and Tehani Finch, partici- 
pated in the summer 2007 
Frederick Douglas Scholars 
Program at Clarion and 
returned to Clarion as part 
of the delegation. The 
Frederick Douglass 

Scholars program provides 
university experience for 
doctoral candidates primari- 
ly from historic black col- 
leges and universities. The 
presence of these teaching 
fellows diversifies the sum- 





Howard University delegation inspects CUP's Fiecienci< Douglass Collection. (University Relations) 



mer session faculty 

"This was a move ahead 
for exposing our students to 
an environment like 
Clarion's, which is very 
unlike Howard's," said 
Moffitt. "They need this 
exposure to understand 
their role as faculty mem- 
bers. I hope this visit spear- 
heads a growing relation- 
ship." 

Moffitt said the next 
step would be to see if 
Clarion University could 
become a participating 
institution in Howard's 
"Preparing Future Faculty" 
internship program. Ten 
institutions from through- 
out the United States are 
currently part of the pro- 
gram which allows Howard 
students to serve as junior 
faculty members, receiving 



classroom experience in a 
college setting while finish- 
ing their dissertation for 
their doctorate degree. 

'This has worked won- 
derfully for most students," 
said Moffitt. "Ninety per- 
cent of them have completed 
their dissertations and 50 
percent of them have decid- 
ed to stay at the institutions 
where they were assigned. 
We want this program to be 
mutually beneficial to both 
institutions." 

During the CUP visit, 
the Howard delegation had 
dinner with President 
Joseph Grunenwald; 

attended a breakfast with 
academic deans where Dr. 
Greg Goodman, professor of 
education, at. Clarion 
University, and current 
Frederick Douglass 



Graduate Assistant Amil 
Cook of Randolph, Mass., 
presented a program, 
"Values of Multicultural 
Education"; attended a 
luncheon with university 
faculty, staff and students; 
toured Carlson Library and 
its Frederick Douglass 
Collection; and toured stu- 
dent housing at Reinhard 
Villages and Clarion's cam- 
pus. 

CUP's Frederick 

Douglass Summer Scholars 
program is one of the three 
components of the Frederick 
Douglass Institute at 
Clarion University, which 
also includes the growing 
Frederick Douglas 

Collection in Carlson 
Library, which contains 
7450 titles. 



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University Public Safety for the month of 
November/December 2007. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http7/www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/loca- 
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■ Dec. 2, at 12^50 a.m., an unknown person(s) entered 
room 216 in Nair Hall and removed cash. 

■ Dec. 1, at 9:22 p.m., a report of a hit and run on 
Greenville Ave, near Steven Hall, was reported. 

■ Nov 30, at 12:27 p.m., a student reported damage to 
her car while it was parked in parking lot three. 

■ Nov 28, at 10:47 p.m., a student reported that her 
cell phone had been stolen while she was in class. 

■ Nov 20, at 1:30 a.m., Travis Brooks, 19, of Erie, Pa., 
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pass after entering a room in Nair Hall without permis- 
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■ Nov 17, at 1:12 p.m., Chasity Davidson, 18, was cited 
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■ Nov 17, at 1:12 p.m., Alonzo Shedrick, 19, was cited 
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Home Is where the heart Is 

But where exactly Is home? 




Amy Kaylor 
Business Manager 

s_ amkaylor@clarion.eclu 

Who says you can't go 
home? What really is home? 
Is it a house, a feeling, a per- 
son? I have moved three 
times in the past three 
years, and through those 
migrations I feel I have lost 
my sense of what my home 
had originally been. 

My freshman year at 
this fine establishment I 
lived on campus, but unlike 
many dorm-dwellers, I did 
not have frequent trips 
"home," except for every 
third Sunday when I had to 
go to work. Now I hve in 
Clarion full-time, I have 
two-jobs in the area, I have 
friends both here and in the 
city I grew up in, I have a 



fiance, and I have the best 
parents anyone could ask 
for But I am still stuck in a 
strange stage of limbo in the 
fact that I don't have a 
"home," in the conventional 
sense anyway. 

I have my apartment, 
my fiances apartment, and 
my parents house, but when 
I'm alone in any one of the 
rooms I frequent I do not get 
the feeling of home, the con- 
tent happy euphoria that 
home is supposed to bring. 
The place that people want 
to go to when they claim "I 
want to go home." 

I had my full realization 
of my lack of a home when 
on Thanksgiving I had to 
return to Clarion that after- 
noon to work on black 
Friday. I was sitting around 
the dining room table talk- 



ing to my family when I 
tried to convince my dad to 
drive me "home," his 
response was "you are 
home." 

That is an expected 
response, since I lived in 
that house for 16 years, sur- 
vived the awkward teenage 
years there, but even 
through everything I've 
been through in that house 
when I lay in the bed that I 
got when I was 14, 1 feel like 
a visitor When I sit in my 
apartment in Clarion I just 
sit and think of how many 
other students occupied that 
apartment before me, and if 
any of them considered it a 
"home." 

I have so many "homes" 
to choose from, but in the 
end the one thing that 
brings me the happy 
Christmas morning excite- 
ment feehng, is when every- 
thing has gone wrong, and 
that one person you need to 
be there comes up to you 
with a hug. In that one 
moment you know every- 
thing will be alright, that no 
matter what comes your 
way you are not alone and 
that in an instant you can 



have the entire weight of 
the world taken off your 
shoulders. Home is not a 
house; a house is just some 
wood, wires and plumbing. 
A home is not a town, a res- 
idence hall, or any type of 
dwelling at all. A home is 
somewhere you belong, 
whether that be with a spe- 
cial group of friends, that 
special weekly phone call 
from a relative who lives far 
away, or wrapped up in his 
arms. Home is a concept 
that most people take for 
granted, or that many do 
not even realize they have 
until they have lost it. 
However if you have that 
feeling of "home" that unde- 
niable feeling of love, 
belonging, and content, 
don't let it go, many people 
go their whole lives trying to 
find it, if you're lucky 
enough to have been blessed 
with it, cherish it, and pray 
to god you never lose it. 



The author is a junior 
accounting major and the 
business manager of The 
Call 



CNN/YouTube: Republican Style 



Zach Ha use 
Columnist 

s zhause@clarlon.edu 



^iiLi 



» Last week on CNN 
Anderson Cooper hoSted the 
first ever CNN/YouTube 
Republican Presidential 
debate. Debating for the 
Republicans were Rudy 
Giuliani (though if given the 
Republican nomination, his- 
name will appear 
"September Eleventh" on 
the ballot). Mitt Romney, 
John McCain, Mike 
Huckabee, Fred Thompson, 
Ron Paul... and... well, a 
few others. But, in all hon- 
esty, they have a better 
chance of getting the 
Clarion Borough Council to 
enact a "no alcohol policy" 
over the week of Autumn 
Leaf Festival than they do a 
shot at getting their party's 
nomination. 

Immediately the debate 
turned into a shouting 
match between former New 
York Mayor Rudy Giuliani 
and former Massachusetts 
Governor Matt Romney over 
the issue of illegal immigra- 
tion. Both claimed to have 
the better record on han- 
dling illegal immigration, 
but in the process revealed 
that each of them had 
allowed some form of illegal 
immigration to take place 
under each of their watches. 
Romney charged that 
Giuliani, while mayor of 
New York City, had allowed 
the Big Apple to become La 
Manzana Grande by provid- 
ing a safe haven for illegal 
immigrants. Giuliani then 
fired back by saying that 
Romney hired illegal immi- 
grants to work on his man- 
sion while Romney was 
Governor of Massachusetts, 
but that was not Giuliani's 
chief complaint. He went on 
to say that Romney forced 
the immigrants to Usten to 
the Mormon Tabernacle 
Choir for the entire two 
weeks they were working on 
the mansion. 

'This is unacceptable," 
said Giuliani "if I were hir- 
ing illegal immigrants to 
Work on my mansion, I 



would have had an affair 
with one of them and then 
divorced my third wife." 
Fru«tr&ited > i over < - the^i 
Tabernacle Choir aliegatTon,j* 
- J?j3{nijey , pjauufitly , j-espond- * 
ed, 'This is probably true 
Rudy, but I'm not like you, I 
have Mormon values 
instilled in me from birth 
which I am very proud of 
and embrace whole hearted- 
ly. I would have married all 
four of them at the same 
time." 

Actually the last few 
sentences about immigra- 
tion and quotes from the 
candidates have been used 
under what is known as 
artistic license. If you've 
seen JFK, then you are well 
accustomed to artistic free- 
dom. These were for comedic 
purposes, so I really hope 
your cheeks hurt from 
laughing. 

Anyways, after the 
heated debate about illegal 
immigration for what 
seemed to be an eternity, it 
got even more interesting as 
some right wing gun nuts 
asked a couple of questions 
to Guliani regarding recent 
remarks on gun control, and 
then what kind of guns each 
of the candidates owned. 
With the Iraq War, immigra- 
tion problems, national 
security at risk and the 
Bachelor not being able to 
pick a bride, I do not see 
how this question had any 
kind of significance in nomi- 
nating a presidential candi- 
date. Who can even begin to 
think of the Second 
Amendment at a time like 
this? Perhaps if Brad had 
just been able to choose one 
of those superficial "fifteen 
minutes of fame" girls, we 
would not be so up in arms 
about what guns the candi- 
dates had. We would be 
more worried about 
American Idol starting up! 

But later on in the 
debate, Mike Huckabee, 
Governor of Arkansas, had 
to answer one of the more 
difficult questions of the 
evening when he was asked 
"What would Jesus do" 
regarding capital punish- 



ment. Huckabee went on 
some longwinded explana- 
tion as to why he allowed 
the executions of several 
people while in office during 
his tenure as governor, even 
though it was one of the 
hardest jobs that he ever 
had to fulfill. 

Anderson Cooper, truly 
the Edward R. Murrow of 
our generation, then told 
him to answer the question. 
Huckabee answered joking- 
ly that "Jesus was too smart 
to ever run for public office. 
That's what Jesus would 
do." Huckabee, also a former 
Baptist minister, really 
dodged a political bullet this 
time around and was able to 
show that he is the real deal 
for the Republicans. 
Between taking Ron Paul's 
airtime and proving that he 
is not just some other sleazy 
politician, Huckabee proved 
to me that he was a real peo- 
ple person who was not 
afraid to express his views 
on dodging a question. 

Surprisingly enough, 
many people argue that 
Huckabee not only dodged 
the question in with the 
demonstration of his sense 
of humor, but also was able 
to prove that he really was 
an ideal modern day 
Republican to put into office 
as president. Just ask 
Chuck Norris. No really, ask 
Chuck Norris. 

Norris was in atten- 
dance in Fort Lauderdale 
for the debate to show his 
support of Huckabee, whom 
Norris calls " a man whose 
sense of integrity and com- 
mitment are supported by a 
lifetime of accomplish- 
ments, strong family values, 
and clear vision of what 
America should be and can 
be. Mike Huckabee is a man 
of strong moral character 
and impeccable qualifica- 
tions. He is the real deal and 
that is why he has my vote." 

Huckabee would have 
been an ideal choice this 
time around for other 
"Values Voters" like Norris. 
but don't tell conservative 
televangelist Pat Robertson. 
He already made his 



endorsement, and thankGod 
he did. 

Robertson, head witch 
hunter during the Clinton 
impeachment debacle and 
presidency, recently 

endorsed Giuliani for his 
choice as President. Well, 
given that Rudy stands on 
social issues just about 
where Bill Clinton did 
(regarding abortion, gay 
rights and gun regulations), 
Rudy must be in cahoots 
with the Devil as well. 

But maybe it is not that 
bad, maybe Rudy could save 
himself from Evangelical 
backlash by saying that he 
believes in the bible. Well, 
that question was asked to 
him, and his response was 
that the Bible is full of 
"fables," and not real truth. 
Who could blame him? I 
mean, "Jonah living in a 
whale?" Actually, that was 
Rudy's quote about Jonah, 
not mine. So 

Fundamentalists, e-mail 
Rudy with your frustration, 
not me. 

This crazy endorsement 
has lead many conserva- 
tives to wonder why the 
gosh darn heck Robertson 
endorsed Guliani over Mike 
Huckabee. Simply put, Pat 
Robertson is all about God 
(by God, I mean money). He 
believes that God will elect 
the President and then God 
will reward those who wor- 
ship Him the most (once 
again, by God I mean 
money). Robertson's 

endorsement came when 
Huckabee was nothing more 
than a long shot candidate 
whose only real claim to 
fame was that he was from 
Hope, Arkansas, the home- 
town of Clinton, Now that 
Huckabee appears to be on 
the move and Evangelicals 
are wondering why 
Robertson did not endorse 
good ol' Mike. Well. I am just 
a simple man, but the way I 
see it, Pat Robertson could 
see God in both Guliani's 
and his church's future (and 
once again, by God I mean 
money). 



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December 6, 2007 



Ftitms 

Preparation for Relay for Life 
begins at Clarion University 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmlller@clarion.edu 

Usually, students walk 
the track at the Recreation 
Center for their own health 



and well being. On April 18- 
H). students will be walking 
the track in order to help 
save the lives of others. 

That's because teams of 
students will be taking 
place in the Relay for Life, 
the American Cancer 
Society's (ACS) signature 




Fatima Hashmi. a senior environmental studies major, prepares 
ethnic food at tlie Mus//m Student Assocation's "Peace.. .not 
Prejudice. " Tlie event was presented on Nov 30 to lielp atten- 
dees learn about the culture and lifestyle of the Muslim culture. 
(The Clarion Call/Jess Lacher) 



event. Teams walk around a 
track for 24 hours in order 
to help raise money for the 
ACS. The event is a popular 
nation-wide and has taken 
place for several years now. 

The Relay for Life start- 
ed in the mid 1980s with one 
man's love for running 
marathons, and also the 
love for his patients. Dr. 
Gordy Klatt, a Tacoma col- 
orectal surgeon, wanted to 
raise money for his local 
ACS office, so he decided to 
take matters into his own 
hands. 

One night, he ran the 
track at his local stadium 
for 24 hours, with others 
joining him if they wanted. 
That night 300 of his 
friends, family and patients 
watched on as he raised 
over $27,000 to fight cancer. 

Klatt envisioned the 
same thing happening every 
year, except with more peo- 
ple involved, a type of relay. 
Today, more than 3 million 
people and 23 countries are 
involved the relay. 

This year in Clarion, 
one of the chairs for the 
Relay for Life is Jessica 
Carbaugh, a sophmore early 
childhood and elementary 
education major. Although 
this is her first year as a , 
chair, she is a season veter- 
an of the event. 

"I've held a committee 
position for the past six 
years on Relay for Life," said 
Carbaugh, 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Di-. Eagle. 

I have major papers due at the end of the semester and finals, plus holiday activi- 
ties. It seems there's not enough time for anything and my stress level is through the 
roof! How can I do everything that is required and still manage to enjoy the season and 
time with my friends? 

Signed, 

Too much to do 

Too much to do, 

As if the semester's end doesn't cause enough stressors, adding holiday commit- 
ments to the mix is like placing the star on the top of the tree for the finishing touch! 

While it's easy to neglect our bodies and health needs while we try to accomplish 
everything that needs to be done, it's important that we don't. Taking time to care for 
ourselves may seem like just one more thing on our "to do" list (and something we do 
not have time for), but a few easy steps can make a world of difference in helping us 
accomplish what needs to be done and still allow us to enjoy the things we want to do. 

Relax, calm your spirit, still your mind chatter. Meditation and relaxation tech- 
niques, yoga stretching and deep breathing, or a hot soaking bath (with one cup sea sah 
and one cup baking soda) can be very therapeutic. Or just leave everything for a while 
and take a long walk. 

Nourish yourself Decreased sunlight and cold, damp weather create additional 
needs for our bodies. Raw materials such a.s whole grains, beans, nuts and seeds are 
great concentrated sources of fuel and nutrients. Garlic (a natural antibiotic), ginger, 
cayenne and other spices act to heat the body. Hot soups and herbal teas are great too. 
Drink lots of water and limit alcohol and sugar. 

Touch and intimacy are also good for your health. If you're not in an intimate rela- 
tionship, get a massage. Give a friend a hug. Skin is our largest sense organ and the 
benefits of a hug last through out the day. 

calm down a little, take some time for you and enjoy your break! 



When thing 



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ritten hy Valerie Wondorling of the Keeling Health Center. For more informir 
".■m or to sugge/^t n topic, e-wail her at fi_viwondfrli" clarion.edu. 



Carbaugh exphuned tht' 
entire routine of the Rela\ 
for Life. Teams begin to 
setup at 8 a.m., and the 
actually walk begins at 10 
a.m. The walk then contin- 
ues for 24 hours straight. At 
last year's event, about 300 
people attended and a total 
of about $15,000 was raised. 

Fundraisers are also 
held before the actual relay, 
like last year's "CUP Has 
Broadway Talent" show to 
help raise money. They do 
have a "Relay Rally" 
planned this year, but they 
are just unsure of what 
events will be happening for 
it. 

Carbaugh hopes for con- 
tinued success this year and 
for the committee to get 
more than just students 
involved in the relay this 
year. 

"This year we are trying 
to really get faculty and 
staff involved." said 
Carbaugh. "because they 
haven't really been involved 
in the past years." 

Anyone can get involved 
with the Relay For Life, and 
it is a great way to help fight 
cancer and get involved with 
the community and univer- 
sity. Meetings for the group 
are on Tuesdays at 6^30 p.m. 
in the library in conference 
room B. The meetings are 
open and welcome to all 
those who would like to 
attend. 




December 6. 2007 



THE CLi^ON CALL 



Page 5 



Getting through finals week alive and well 






Stephanie Desmond 
Features Editor 

s_sadesmond@clarion.edu 



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It's that time again. The 
week has come when profes- 
sors seem to enjoy watching 
students squirm and students 
realize they should've worked 
on those five 15-page papers 
last weekend, instead of going 
to that party. 

The work piles high and 
the coffee pot gets more use in 
one week then it was ever 
meant for in its lifetime. Most 
of all, stress takes a toll on 
students' personal and aca- 
demic lives. 

x^lthough there's nothing 
students can do about having 
to take the tests (except for 
those who are very creative 
and outgoing), there are a few 
things they can do to over- 
come and beat the stress. 

First, be sure to get 
enough sleep. It can be tempt- 
ing to hold an all-night study 
session, but lack of sleep is not 
going to help in the long run. 

According to Mark 
Mahowald, neurology profes- 
sor at the University of 
Minnesota Medical School, 
"One complete night of sleep 
deprivation is as impairing in 
simulated driving tests as a 
legally intoxicating blood- 



alcohol level. ' 

Other things crucial to 
one's health during finals 
week are eating right and 
exercising. 

The stress hormone, Corti- 
sol, often makes us crave 
fatty-foods. Coffee is used 
very much during finals week. 
These both have negative side 
effects on the body, like 
fatigue and poor concentra- 
tion. 

It is also important to be 
sure one stays on a regular 
eating schedule. Cramming 
for tests can tempt students to 
skip meals, but this isn't ben- 
eficial. Food gives the energy 
necessary to resist fatigue and 
keeps the brain alert. 

Be sure to take advantage 
of the Recreation Center on 
campus. Exercise is a common 
suggestion as a way to reduce 
stress. 

Particularly during finals 
week, exercise can help 
increase the speed of blood 
flow to your brain. This 
improvement helps more sug- 
ars and oxygen get to the 
brain, allowing one to think 
better. 

Exercise also releases 
endorphins, which give a feel- 
ing of happiness. This can be a 
great way to beat the stress 
and concentrate on all that 
studying. 



When studyuig, cramming 
is not the best ttchnique. He 
sure to break study time into 
sections, taking break.s in 
between. Try nut to oxcrload 
your day. 

Also, take a look back at 
those syllabi professors gave 
out at the beginning of the 
semester. They often include 
study tips for the class. These 
can be very beneficial. 

If that doesn't help, try 
these study methods, straight 
from the professors them- 
selves: 

■ "I would suggest that stu- 
dents should know by now 
what works best for them, and 
they should make every effort 
to get that— if it's too noisy at 
your apartment, go to the 
library; if it's too quiet at the 
library, go to Michelle's or 
Gemmell." said Dr. Susan 
Hilton, mass media arts, jour- 
nalism and communication 
studies (MMAJCS) professor 
and department chair. 

■ Dr. Elisabeth Donato, a 
French professor, gives advice 
as a former student and as a 
professor, "Keep organized 
and prioritize. Study more for 
finals that you believe will be 
tougher... on which you really 
'need' to do well. Stay calm 
and try not to panic." 

■ "Communicate with your 
faculty instructors. Be sure 



you understand specifically 
what is expected of your per- 
fnrmanie in the final exam." 
Dr. Hallie Savage, Honors pro- 
gram director. 

■ "Make up fiash cards with 
all of the important concepts 
and study them while you eat. 
do your laundry, wait for your 
boyfriend or girlfriend, watch 
TV and of course-actually take 
time to study. Taking a test is 
much like giving a speech. If 
you are prepared and know 
your information, you will not 
be nervous and you will do a 
good job. If you cram and try 
to wait until the last minute, 
you will be nervous, scattered 
and vou will blow it," Dr. 
Robert Nulph. MMAJCS pro- 
fessor. 

■ Finally. Dr. Andrew 
Lingwall. MMAJCS professor, 
suggests. "Manage your time 
and your health before and 
during finals week! Preparing 
for several finals at once can 
seem overwhelming, so you 
have to spread out the study 
process, taking it in smaller 
'chunks' each day. [Slave the 
alcohol for after finals week. It 
may seem like a great stress 
release at the time, but it will 
cause you to sleep badly, and a 
hangover will kill your ability 
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Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh@clarion.edu 

If you are a paintball 
lovei-. then you should look 
into the Paintball Club right 
here at Clarion University. 
After a couple years of layoff 
time, three guys got togeth- 



er and decided that they 
wanted to start the club 
back up again. 

President of the club 
this year is Dustin 
Stackhouse. The other two 
guys involved with the 
club's restart are Justin 
Aughinbaugh and Nick 
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Oct. 28. (courtesy of Justin Aughinbaugh) 



paintball. 

The Paintball Club has 
just been recognized this 
semester, so they are look- 
ing for more members to 
join the group. Right now 
the Paintball Club has five 
official members with about 
10 to 15 more interested. 

"The club is still in the 
start-up stage and we are 
getting used to how RSO's 
are run, but I believe that 
the club is going to be very 
popular, considering there 
seems to be a lot of interest, 
just not a lot of opportunity," 
said Aughinbaugh. "I am 
hoping that the amount of 
people that show an interest 
in the group will equal the 
number of people who join 
and participate in the club." 

"I feel that the addition 
of a Paintball Club to 
Clarion University will 
allow for a responsible, safe 
and fun new way of connect- 
ing the students with the 
sport and to further indulge 
their intei'est," said Nick 
Sheets. "For the future of 
the club, I would like to see 
Clarion University to play 
in Class A events of the 
NCPA [National Collegiate 
Paintball Association]." 

Like most other clubs, 
each member has to pull 
their weight with dues. The 
dues are $10 per semester 
or $15 per year. Extra fees 
include buying paint ($40- 



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$85) and air for the guns 
and any registration fees 
(usually $10-$20) if the club 
goes to any games. Members 
who participate in the club 
will get some funding back 
from the club once the club 
gets up and running. 

Paintball can be an 
expensive sport. It all 
depends on the type of per- 
son involved. One can spend 
anywhere from $150- 
150,000 on a gun and gear. 

If students want to get 
involved with the club, but 
do not have the equipment, 
they are still welcome. Some 
of the current members 
have spare equipment they 
are willing to lend out to 
first timers. In the future, 
they would like to purchase 
some equipment for the 
club's use so there is equip- 
ment for members to use at 
all times. 

"Anyone can join and 
everyone should tr\ it. h is 
really fun and exciting. If 
anyone wants to try playing 




Justin Aughinbaugh plays paintball in Cranberry Township last 
year He is currently a member of Clarion s Paintball Club, (cour- 
tesy of Justin Aughinbaugh) 



paintball and does not want 
to go out and buy all the 
equipment, thus is their 
chance," said Stackhouse. 

Right now it is just a 
club, but the meml)ers have 
aspirations on becoming a 
club >j)iiii next \-eai' .<o tliat 
they can travel to nther 
schools and compete agamst 
them. There is not a home 
field for paintball vet hei-e in 
Chirion. The closest iiiic \n 
theai'ea is "{'ra/,\ l)avt/>" u\ 
Volant. I'a. 



The club is planning on 
playing in some scenario 
games next semester. The 
biggest one they are attend- 
ing is "Ca.stle Conquest" in 
New Milford. Pa. There will 
be more than 1.300 people 
playing in this game and it 
will last at least 3 hours. 

The club will irv to (lu 
most games during school 
b(>c.'iiis.' a lot of peoplf will 
i' the summei'. Init 
hope to play over the sum- 
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Getting through finals weelc alive and well 



Preparation for Relay for Life 
begins at Clarion University 



Rob Miller 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_rpmiller@clarion.eclu 



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the track in order to hi'lp 
save the lives of others. 

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Usually, suuleiits walk students will hv taking 

the track at the Recreation plaee in the Relay for Life. 

Center for their own health the Anurican Cancer 

Society's (ACS) signature 




Fatima Hashmi. a senior environmental studies major, prepares 
ethnic food at the Muslim Student Assocation's "Peace. ..not 
Prejudice." The event was presented on Nov. 30 to help atten- 
dees learn about the culture and lifestyle of the Muslim culture. 
(The Clarion Call/Jess Lacher) 



event. Teams walk around a 
track for 24 hours in order 
to help raise money for the 
ACS. The event is a popular 
nation-wide and has taken 
place for several years now. 

The Relay for Life start- 
ed in the mid 198()s with one 
man's love for running 
marathons, and also the 
love for his patient.s. Dr. 
(jordy Klatt. a Tacoma col- 
orectal surgeon, wanted to 
raise money for his local 
ACS office, so he decided to 
take matters into his own 
hands. 

One night, he ran the 
track at his local stadium 
for 24 hours, with others 
joining him if they wanted. 
That night 300 of his 
friends, family and patients 
watched on as he raised 
over $27,000 to fight cancer. 

Klatt envisioned the 
same thing happening every 
year, except with more peo- 
ple involved, a type of relay. 
Today, more than 3 million 
people and 23 countries are 
involved the relay. 

This year in Clarion, 
one of the chairs for the 
Relay for Life is Jessica 
Carbaugh. a .sophniore early 
childhood and elementary 
education major. Although 
this is her first year as a 
chair, she is a season veter- 
an of the event. 

"I've held a committee 
position for the past six 
years on Relay for Life." said 
Carbaugh. 



ASK DOCTOR EAGLE 




Dear Dr. Eagle. 

I have major papers due at the erul of the semester and finals, plus holiday activi- 
ties. It seems there's not enough timi' for anything and my stress level is through the 
roofi How can I do everything that is reqvured and still manage to enjoy the season and 
time with my friends'.' 

Signed, 

Too much to do 

Too much to do. 

As if the semester's end doesn't cause enough stressors, adding holiday commit- 
ments to the mix is like placing the star on the top of the tree for the finishing touch! 

While it's easy to neglect our bodies and health needs while we try to accomplish 
everything that needs to be done, it's imijortant that we don't. Taking time to care for 
ourselves may seem like just one more thing on our "to do" list (and something we do 
not have time for*. l)ut a few easy steps can make a world of difference in helping us 
accomplish what needs to be done and still allow us to enjoy the things we want to do. 

Relax, calm your spirit, .still your mind chatter. Meditation and relaxation tech- 
niques, yoga stretching and deep breathing, oi' a hot soaking bath (with one cup sea salt 
and one cup baking soda) can be very therapeutic. Or ju.st leave everything for a while 
and take a long walk. 

Nourish yourself. Decreased sunlight and cold, damp weather create additional 
needs for our bodies. Raw materials such as whole grains, beans, nuts and seeds are 
great concentrated sources of fuel and nutrients, (iarlic (a natural antibiotic), ginger, 
cayenne and othei' spices act to heat the body. Hot soups and herbal teas are great too. 
Drink lots of water and limit alcohol and sugar. 

Touch and intimacy are also good for your health. If you're not in an intimate rela- 
tionship, get a massage. Give a friend a hug. Skin is our largest sense organ and the 
benefits of u hug la.st through out the day. 
When things .aim down a little, take some time for you and enjoy your break! 

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Carbaugh exphuned the 
entire I'outine of the Relay 
for Life. Teams begin to 
setup at 8 a.m.. and the 
actually walk begins at 10 
a.m. The walk then contin- 
ues for 24 hours straight. .At 
last year's event, about 300 
people attended and a total 
of al)out $15,000 was raised. 

P'undraisers are also 
held before the actual relay, 
like last year's "CUP Has 
Broadwa\' Talent" show to 
help raise money. They do 
have a "Relay Rally" 
planned this year, but they 
are just unsure of what 
events will be happening for 
it. 

Carbaugh hopes for con- 
tinued success this year and 
for the committee to get 
more than just students 
involved in the relay this 
year. 

"This year we are trying 
to really get facult\- and 
staff involved." said 
Carbaugh. "because the\ 
haven't really been involved 
in the past years." 

Anyone can get involved 
with the Relay Voy Life, and 
it is a great way to help fight 
cancer and get involved with 
the community and univer- 
sity Meetings for the group 
are on Tuesdays at ivM) p.m. 
in the library in conference 
room B. The meetings are 
open and welcome tt) all 
those who would like to 
attend. 




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Features E(Jitor 

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its that time again. The 
week has come when profes- 
sors seem to enjoy watching 
students squirm and students 
realize they should've worked 
on those five L'^-page papers 
last weekend, instead of going 
to that party. 

The work piles high and 
the coffee pot gets more use in 
one week then it was ever 
meant for in its lifetime. Most 
of all, stress takes a toll on 
students' personal and aca- 
demic lives. 

Although there's nothing 
students can do about having 
to take the tests (except for 
those who are very creative 
and outgoing), there are a few 
things they can do to over- 
come and beat the stress. 

First, be sure to get 
enough sleep. It can be tempt- 
ing to hold an all-night study 
session, but lack of sleep is not 
going to help in the long run. 

According to Mark 
Mahowald, neurology profes- 
sor at the University of 
Minnesota Medical School. 
■"One complete night of sleep 
deprivation is as impairing in 
simulated driving tests as a 
gaily intoxicating blood- 



le 



WH'ek are eating right 
exercising. 

The stress hormone, coi'ti- 
sol, often makes us crave 
fatty-foods. Coffee is used 
very much during finals week. 
These both have negative side 
effects on the body, like 
fatigue and poor concentra- 
tion. 

It is also important to hi' 
sure one stays on a regular 
eating schedule. Cramming 
for tests can tempt students to 
skip meals, but this isn't ben- 
eficial. Food gives the energy 
necessary to resist fatigue and 
keeps the brain alert. 

Be sure to take advantage 
of the Recreation ("enter on 
campus. Exercise is a common 
suggestion as a way to reduce 
stress. 

Particularly during finals 
week, exercise can help 
increase the speed of blood 
flow to your brain. This 
improvement helps more sug- 
ars and oxygen get to the 
brain, allowing one to think 
better. 

Exercise also releases 
endorphins, which give a feel- 
ing of happiness. This can be a 
great way to beat the stress 
and concentrate on all that 
studying. 



W hell siud\ iiiii. I laiimung 
is not the be>t techllitjUe. I'e 
sure to break study I inie iiuo 
seetion>. taking break.- in 
between. 'IVy not to overload 
>()ur dav. 

,\lso. take a look back at 
tho.se .syllabi professors gave 
out at the beginning of the 
semester. The\ often include 
study tips for the class. These 
can be very beneficial. 

II' that doesn't help, trv 
these study nuthods. straight 
from the proi'essors theiir 
selvi's: 

■ "I would sugge.'-t that stu- 
dents .should know by now 
what Works bt-st for them, and 
they should make every effort 
to get that — if it's too noisy at 
your apartment, go to the 
library; if it's too quiet at the 
library, go to Michelle's or 
(iemmell." said Dr. Susan 
Hilton, mass media arts, jour- 
nalism and communication 
studies (M.M.AJC8) professor 
and department chair. 

■ Dr. Elisabeth Donato, a 
French professor, gives advice 
as a former student and as a 
professor, "Keep organized 
and prioritize. iStud\ more for 
finals that you believe will be 
tougher... on which you really 
'need' to do well. Stay calm 
and tr\ not to panic." 

■ "Communicate with your 
facultv instructors. Be surt' 



you uiidoi'.-t.tiid ,spi'eil'icall> 
what IS expected of your iiei 
foi'iuaiKc 111 the final exam.' 
I)i'. llallio Sa\age, Honors pm 
grain director, 

■ ".Maki' up flash cards wit I 
all of the important concepts 
ami stud\' them while \ou eat 
do \((ur lauiulrv. wait for your 
boyfriend or girlfriend, watch 
T\' and of coui-se-actually take 
time to stud\. Taking a test i.s 
much like giving a speech. If 
you are prejiared and know 
\-our information, you will not 
be nei'vous and you will do a 
good job. If you cram and trv 
to wait until the last niiiuiti'. 
sou will be nervous, .scattered 
and vim will blow it," Dr. 
Robert Xiilph. MM.VICS pro- 
fessor. 

■ Finally. Dr. .Andrew 
Lingwall. .MMAdCS prol'essoi-. 
suggests. "Manage your time 
and \()ur health before and 
during finals week! Preparing 
for several finals at once can 
seem o\erwhelming. -o you 
have to >pread out the study- 
process, taking it in smaller 
"chunks' each day. [Slave tho 
alcohol tor after finals week. It 
ma>' seem like a great stress 
release at the time, but it will 
cause >()U to sleei) badly, and a 
hangover will kill your ability 
to think and write the next 
morning. You will get to party- 
soon enough!" 



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Gregg Bandzuh 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_gsbandzuh@clarion.eclu 

If you are a )iaintball 
lo\ei'. then you should hjuk 
into the Paintball Club right 
here at Clari(jn University. 
\'; : . I couple years of layoff 
Miiic. three guys got togeth- 



er and decided that they 
wantfd to start the club 
back up again. 

President of the club 
this year is Dustin 
Stackhouse. The other two 
guys involved with the 
club's restart are Justin 
Aughinbaugh and Nick 
Sheets. All three have a pas- 
sion and commitment for 




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Oct. 28. (courtesy of Justin Aughinbaugh) 



paintball. 

The Paintball Club has 
just been recognized this 
semester, so they are look- 
ing for more members to 
join the group. Right now 
the Paintball Club has five 
official members with about 
10 to 15 more interested. 

"The club is .still in the 
start-up stage and we are 
getting u.sed to how RSO's 
are riui, but I believe that 
the club is going to be very 
popular, considering there 
seems to be a lot of interest, 
just not a lot of opportunity." 
said Aughinbaugh. "1 am 
hoping that the amount of 
people that show an interest 
in the group will equal the 
number of people who join 
and participate in the club." 

"I feel that the addition 
of a Paintball Club to 
Clarion University will 
allow for a responsible, safe 
and fun new way of connect- 
ing the students with the 
sport and to further indulge 
their interest," said Nick 
Sheets. "For the future of 
the club, I would like to .see 
Clarion University to play 
in Class A events of the 
NCPA [National Collegiate 
I 'ai ntball Associat ion] ." 

Like mo.st other clubs, 
each member has to pull 
their weight with dues. The 
dues are $10 per semester 
or $15 per year. Extra fees 
include buying paint ($40- 



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$85) and air for the guns 
and any registration fees 
(usually $10-$20) if the club 
goes to any games. Members 
who participate in the club 
will get some funding back 
from the club once the club 
gets up and running. 

Paintball can he an 
expensive sport. It all 
depends on the type oi" per- 
son involved. One can sjjend 
anywhere from .S15()- 
150,0fJ0 on a gun and gear. 

If students want to get 
involved with the club. Init 
do not have the equipment, 
they are still welcome. Some 
of the current members 
have spare equipment they 
are willing to lend out to 
first timers. In the future, 
they would like to inirchase 
.some equipment for the 
club's use so there is equip- 
ment for members to u.se at 
all times. 

"Anyone can join nml 
everyone should try 
really fun and exciting. 11 
anyone wants to try playing 




Justin Augninoaugn plays paintball in Cranberry Township last 
year He is currently a member of Clarion s Paintball Club, (cour^ 
tesy of Justin Aughinbaugh) 



paintball and does not want 
to go out and buv all the 
ecjuipment. this is their 
chance." said Stackhouse. 

Right now it is just a 
club, but the meml)ers have 
a.spirations on becoming a 
club >pon next year so that 
they can travel to ftther 
schools and compete against 
them. There is not a home 
field for paintball yet here in 
Clarion. The closest one in 
the area is "Crazy DaveV in 
Volant. Pa. 



The chil) is planning on 
playing in some scenario 
games next seme.-ter. The 
biggest one they are attend- 
ing is "Castle Conquest' in 
New Milford. Pa. Tlieiv will 
l)e more than ].'Mn) iH'ople 
playing m this game and it 
will last at least 8 houi->. 

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most games during .school 
because a lot of people will 
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THE CLARION CALL 



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Clarion University's Dance '07 to be iieidl 



Amber Stockholm 
Oanon Call Staff Writer 

s_allstockhol®clarion.edu 

Clarion University will 
be hosting its annual dance 
show on Dec. 6 and 7 at 8 
p.m. in the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. Dance '07 i.s a 
collection oC choreography, 
music, dance and meaning 
that will include something 
for everyone to see. 

The concert begins with 
first act "Gossip Just Ain't 
Cool," which was created, 
directed and choreographed 
by Clarion University 
instructor of dance Dayna 
Shaw Sear and also includes 
additional choreography by 
Clarion students Mandie 
Lange and Caitlyn Rogers. 

This is Sear's last year 
with the program and she 
certainly has influenced 
many during her time with 
the program. 

"It means a lot to all of 
us to be a part of this for her 
last year, she's a great 
teacher and model for all of 
us, and we want to do really 
well," said Casey McCorkle, 



junior mass media arts, 
journalism and communica- 
tion studies major 

The concert's theme is 
aimed at teaching students 
and viewers about the 
harmful effects of gossip, 
bullying and rumors. It 
addresses real life issues 
that are everyday problems 
in our society and every- 
where across the world. 

Perhaps the most capti- 
vating and inspirational 
part of the program's con- 
tent is that the message is 
provided by .students reach- 
ing out to students. They 
are influencing students all 
over campus to wake up and 
acknowledge these serious 
issues. 

"This portion of the con- 
cert will focus on the issue of 
gossip and rumors spread 
through technology. This is 
a prominent national issue 
and the new form of bully- 
ing. I am really excited. It is 
nice to take art, especially 
dance, and make it applica- 
ble to the real world," said 
Sear 

Act 1 of the concert will 




The Theatre Department will be holding the annual dance concert on Dec. 6 and 7 at 8 p.m. in 
the Marwicli-Boyd Auditorium at 8 p.m. The program will begin with "Gossip Just Ain't Coor and 
will feature other acts also. (Courtesy of Newswire) 

also be a special matinee offer 



performance on Friday, Dec. 
7. also in the Marwick-Boyd 
x'\uditorium. This allows 
students from several sur- 
rounding schools to attend 
the performance and see 
just what Clarion 
University students have to 



UAB to hold fashion show 
entitled "Differences" 



Sarah Dent 
Entertainment Editor 

s_sedentl@clarlon.edu 



The University 

Activities Boafd^ 

Multicultural committee 
will be hosting its fourth 
annual fashion show enti- 
tled "Differences." 

"Differences" is sched- 
uled to be held Dec. 7 at 7 
p.m. in the Gemmell Multi- 
Purpose Room. 

The show will feature 
models portraying scenes 
such as "Hollywood," 
"Punk," "School ^ Days," 
"Freakum" and "Profile of a 
Man." There will also be a 
set that displays fashions 



from around the world. 

The "Freakum" portion 
of the show is based on a 

her 2006 album "BT)ay 
entitled **FreQ'kum' Dress." 
In the' soWg:; Knowles dis- 
cusses a certain type of 
dress in which she believes 
every girl has stored away 
in the back of her closet that 
draws the attention of all 
the guys when walking into 
the club. 

"Soon as you saw me, 
turned on by how the dress 
was fitting right/ Short and 
backless (backless, back- 
less)/ See my silhouette in 
the moonlight/ Such an 
attraction, keep telling me 



how my outfit's so nice." 

Chair of the 

Multicultural committee, 
Ericka Pickett, said, "The 
theme ^Differences' was cho- 
sen because it captures not 
just the diverse styles of 
clothing, but personalities 
and ethnicities." 

On top of UAB's 
Multicultural committee, 
other RSO's participating in 
the fashion show include^ 
Delta Zeta. Phi Delta 
Kappa, Sigma, Sigma Sigma 
and Kappa Alpha Psi. The 
University cheerleading 
squad will also be partici- 
pating. 

"Differences" is free and 
open to the public. 




Brandi Cox {leiu unci Ericl<a Pickett model two outifts that will be featured in the upcoming fash- 
ion show,- "Differences," wh'.h is sponsored by UAB and is scheduled to take place Dec. 7 at? 
p.m. in the Gemmell l\/lL.iti-Pjrpose Room. "Differences" will feature all kinds of different scenes 
including "Hollywood, " Funk, " "School Days " and "Freakum. " Other RSO 's will also be participat- 
ing in this event, including the greek community (Courtesy of Gary Smith and Ashley Chambers) 



Act II of the show will be 
a combination of student 
and faculty works. The pro- 
gram has over 50 students 
that will be performing in 
this year's concert. The sec- 
ond act includes a tap num- 
ber, called "A Twisted 



Classic," also choreographed 
by Sear. This particular act 
focuses on how classical 
music is heard and the way 
that specific type of music is 
typically presented. 

Chair of the theatre 
department's Marilouise 
Michel choreographed piece 



"Boyz Noyz" will also be 
offered during the program. 

"The dance follows the 
sounds men have made 
throughout the ages from 
Gregorian chant to 'N Sync, 
through spoken language 
and music," said Michel. 

The pro- 
gram will end with an 
upbeat Musical Theatre 
number set with a variety of 
songs from the popular 
Broadway musical "Legally 
Blonde." 

Tickets for the show are 
$6 for Clarion students, $12 
for adults and $9 for chil- 
dren under 12. Tickets for 
the Dance '07 performances 
are available at the depart- 
ment's Web site or by calling 
(814-393-ARTS). 

Many student and facul- 
ty members have put a 
great amount of time and 
work into this program. 
Take a time out of your 
finals week to come out and 
support these students and 
see their creative sides and 
what they have to offer. 



University Poller Ciiampionsiiip 



John Blumer 
Life of Sports 



The North American 
College Poker 

Championship is open to 
any college or university 
student within North 
America. Participants will 
be competing for a grand 
prize that includes free 
tuition for one year and a 



trip to Europe and will also 
pay for the winner to play in 
a European Poker Tour 
Event. This prize package 
is valued at over $20,000. 

"This is the only tourna- 
ment of its kind in the coun- 
try where it's absolutely free 
to take part in the qualifiers 
and each student has a 
chance to win his/her tuition 
and a trip along with a seat 
in a European Poker Tour 



Event," said the Web site's 
Marketing Director Bob 
Classen. 

Prizes will be given out 
to the top 10 finishers in the 
tournament with the second 
place finisher receiving a 
Video Arcade Game from 
www.dreamauthentics.com. 

See "POKER" on page 
7. 



Art Exhibit portrays 
iocai area streetscapes 



Amy Powers 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_alpowers@clarion.edu 

The latest art exhibit to 
open at Clarion University 
is Seth McClaine's B.RA 
senior exhibit. 

The exhibit, entitled 
"An Outdoor View: The 
streetscape Paintings of 
Seth McClaine," is located 
in the University Gallery on 
Level A of Carlson Library. 
The paintings will be on dis- 
play Dec. 3-7 from 10 a.m to- 
3 p.m. An opening reception 
was held Dec. 4 at 5 p.m. 

The artwork featured in 
this exhibit consists of 
paintings of streetscapes 



scenes from Clarion, 
Pittsburgh and Dubois. 
There are a total of 22 paint- 
ings in the exhibit. Each of 
these 22 paintings are based 
on photographs McClaine 
has taken. 

Some of the paintings 
show the streetscape at 
night with streetlights as 
the focus. Other paintings 
feature the streetscapes 
during the day with an 
emphasis on shadows, 
reflections, architecture, 
and other man-made 
objects. AH of the paintings 
share a lack of people in 
common. 

He painted the street- 
capes in a more painterly 
style which has the effect of 



abstracting the objects into 
more simplified forms. 

McClaine, who is from 
Clarion, has been working 
on these paintings since the 
fall semester of 2006. 

"I'm planning on moving 
to Pittsburgh, where I hope 
to exhibit my paintings at 
various galleries and shows 
and also find a job in the 
field of graphic design," said 
McClaine of his future 
plans. 

McClaine was assisted 
in setting up this show by 
professors Mark Franchino 
and Melissa Kuntz. 

This exhibit is free and 
open to the public 




Seth McClaine holds his senior art exhibit, entitled "An Outdoor View: The Streetscape Paintings of 
Seth f\/lcClaine, " in Level A of the Carlson Library. The exhibit will run through Dec. 7 and is open 
from 10 a.m.- 3 p.m. (The Clarion Call/Jessica Lasher) 



''Enciianted" Is enclianting 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjmpettine®clarion.edu 




"Enchanted" 

Walt Disney Productions 

Rating: 4.5 



For over a half of a cen- 
tury Disney has brought the 
world some of the most 
timeless and beloved clas- 
sics. From "Snow White" to 
"Cinderella" to "Sleeping 
Beauty." From "Pinocchio" 
to 'The Little Mermaid," 
"Beauty And The Beast," 
"Aladdin, 'The Lion King," 
and so on and so forth. That 
classical mix of brilliant ani- 
mation, wonderful story- 
telling and musical style 
that brought every film to 
life and made them immedi- 
ate classics. 

Disney was one of the 
first companies to show the 
world the brilliance of film 
and how technology can be 
used to enhance movies. 
They had animated charac- 
ters interacting with people 
in "Mary Poppins," 
"Bedknobs and 

Broomsticks" and "Who 
Framed Roger Rabbit?" 



They were even one of the 
first companies to utilize 
computer animation giving 
us the groundbreaking "Toy 
Story" which led to what is 
now the leading form of ani- 
mation in the world. 

Now Disney has once 
again taken their special 
effects, mixed it in with the 
highly remembered and be 
loved feel of their classic 
animated musicals, and 
brought "Enchanted" into 
the world. 

Paying homage to 
numerous classics of their 
own, "Enchanted" is the tale 
of Princess Giselle, played 
by Amy Adams ("Talladega 
Nights"), who seems to be 
an amalgamation of numer- 
ous Disney princesses from 
the red flowing hair of Ariel 
to the secluded home of 
Aurora to the kindly little 
animal friends of Cinderella 
or Snow White. 

Giselle lives in the mag- 
ical kingdom of Andalasia 
and spends most of her time 
dreaming of a prince she 
never met, often being saved 
from hopeless danger by her 
chipmunk friend, Pip. 
Finally, Prince Edward, 
played by James Marsden 
(Superman Returns), stum- 
bles upon Giselle and they 
fall madly in love, and sing 
as they go off to get married. 
Edward's stepmother, 

Queen Narissa, has other 
plans. 

Played by Susan 
Sarandon ("The Rocky 
Horror Picture Show", 
"Stepmom", Mr. Woodcock"), 
Narissa is the evil ruler of 
Andalasia who will do any- 
thing to stay beautiful and 
powerful. With her ability to 




disguise herself as an old 
hag, i.e. "Snow White," and 
transform into a monstrous 
dragon, i.e. "Sleeping 
Beauty," she banishes 
Giselle to the real world. 

Antics, magic and 
romance ensue as Giselle 
and Prince Edward, who 
has traveled to our world 
with Pip to rescue Giselle, 
stumble upon Robert, a 
divorce lawyer played by 
Patrick Dempsey (Grey's 
Anatomy) and his fiance, 
Nancy, played by Idina 
Menzel (RENT). 

"Enchanted" parodies 
and honors classic Disney 
films with outstanding per- 
formances, brilliant battles, 
off the cuff musical numbers 
and everything else anyone 
could ever want in a Disney 
film. 

I gave "Enchanted" four 
and a half out of five stars 
only because the ending bat- 
tle could have been just a 
tiny bit more climactic. 

So if you're a little girl 
who wishes to one day be a 
princess, a grown man who 
wishes to one day be a 
princess, or just somebody 
who wants to have a good 
time and a happy ending, 
then go see "Enchanted." I 
guarantee you'll be happy 
with it forever after. 



Led Zeppelin has mixed views on reunion 



Associated Press 

Will Led Zeppelin's long- 
awaited reunion lead to 
more concerts? 

Guitarist Jimmy Page, 
singer Robert Plant and 
bass player John Paul Jones 
will perform Monday at 
London's 02 Arena, a benefit 
tribute to Atlantic Records 
co-founder Ahmet Ertegun, 
who died last year. 

It will be the rock band's 
first concert in almost two 
decades. 

"I must say that after 
our initial get-together it 
was so exhilarating and fun 



that I did feel I would like to 
do more," Q music magazine 
quoted Page, 63, as saying. 

"I've got things I've been 
working on for the past four 
years that I'm proud of," he 
says. "Some of the songs I've 
got ready are as good as 
anything I've done in the 
past. I wouldn't necessarily 
save them for my solo 
career." 

Jones, 61, tells both Q 
and Rolling Stone magazine 
that he has no idea whether 
more concerts will follow. 

"I guess the door has 
been left slightly ajar," he 
tells Q. "We'll have to see 
how we feel about it after- 



wards." 

Plant, 59, tells Rolling 
Stone magazine in its Dec. 
13 issued "If people don't 
talk about a tour, anything 
is likely. The more people 
talk, the more pressure it 
puts on everybody" 

And if there is no more 
Led Zeppelin after Monday's 
show, "That's fine," he says, 
"because we will do it with a 
good heart." 

Led Zeppelin split up in 
1980 after the death of 
drummer John Bonham. 
They will be joined at 
Monday's concert by 
Bonham's son Jason. 



President's daugliter malces suprise cail 



Associated Press 

The first daughter 
appeared nervous when 
Ellen DeGeneres asked her 
to call her parents during a 
taping of DeGeneres' talk 
show Tuesday. The show 
aired Wednesday. 

"They're going to kill 
me," the 26-year-old told 
DeGeneres. 'I'm going to be 
in so much trouble." 

"No, they're going to be 
thrilled," DeGeneres said. 
"Why wouldn't they want to 
say 'hi' to everybody and say 
Merry Christmas?" 



"They may have wanted 
some warning," responded 
Bush, who was on "The 
Ellen DeGeneres Show" to 
promote her new book, 
"Ana's Story: A Journey of 
Hope." 

All was well, though, 
when she reached her par- 
ents on speakerphone. 

"I'm just sitting here 
with daddy," Laura Bush 
told her daughter, to which 
DeGeneres chimed in: "Oh 
hey! It's Ellen. I wanted to 
say hi to daddy." 

So the president got on 
the line: "How's my little girl 
doing?" 



"Oh, she's great. She's 
scared she's going to get in 
trouble because I just said, 
'Is it easy to just pick up the 
phone and call your dad 
anytime?' DeGeneres said. 
"And now she's scared she's 
not going to get any 
Christmas presents." 

Bush said he wasn't 
angry. 

"I do want to say Merry 
Christmas to your audience, 
and I want to tell my little 
girl I love her," the president 
said. 

"I love you too, Dad," 
Jenna responded. 



01' Blue Eyes recieves Ills own stamp 



Associated Press 

The stamp commemo- 
rating Frank Sinatra was 
announced Wednesday by 
Postmaster General John 
Potter, who called the croon- 
er "an extraordinary enter- 
tainer whose life and work 
left an indelible impression 
on American culture." 

"His recordings, concert 
performances and film work 
place him among America's 
top artists, and his legacy 



secendary gift for trans- 
forming popular song into 
art is a rare feat that few 
have been able to replicate," 
Potter said. 

The stamp image will be 
unveiled next Wednesday, 
Sinatra's birthday, at a cere- 
mony in Beverly Hills, Calif. 

While the stamp will be 
for first-class mail, the rate 
has not been announced. 
Currently the letter rate is 
41 cents but the postal gov- 
erning board is thought like- 
ly to raise the price next 



year. 

Under new rules a hike 
in the letter rate would be 
limited to the rate of infla- 
tion, probably to 42 cents if 
it does go up in the spring. 

During his career 
Sinatra won an Oscar, sev- 
eral Grammy awards and 
was recognized at the 
Kennedy Center Honors in 
1983. President Reagan 
awarded him the 

Presidential Medal of 
Freedom in 1985. 



"I am America" Is an acquired taste 



John Buffone 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sjdbutfonefBclarion.edu 




"I am America" 
Author: Steven Colbert 
Rating: 4.5 

The highly publicized 
novel, "I am America (and so 
can you)" by TV personality 
Stephen Colbert is not 
exactly what you call a nor- 
mal book. The book, based 
on Colbert's life and view- 
points on hot American 
issues, has been atop The 
New York Times Best 
Sellers List for some time 
now. Some of Colbert's 
childhood memories are 
somewhat fictionalized, but 
nevertheless, all of his sto- 
ries come to some kind of 
point in one way or another, 
nontheless. 

Colbert dedicates a 
chapter to every topic from 
the elderly to the war in 
Iraq. Colbert's odd way of 
putting a book together 
makes for a unique novel 
that won't lose the reader's 
attention. The book as a 
whole is like reading an 
extremely long script of 
Colbert's TV show, "The 



Colbert Report." 

Colbert portrays his 
usual character of a staunch 
conservative traditionalist 
who feels that the "liberal 
media" is ruining America. 
For those who aren't famil- 
iar with Colbert's style, this 
book may be a bit confusing 
and partially offensive. 
Colbert humorously attacks 
the media, senior citizens, 
homosexuals and higher 
education then gives outra- 
geous reasons why they are 
destroying America. To the 
best of my knowledge, 
Colbert doesn't believe all 
the remarks he makes in 
the book but is sticking to 
the character he portrays on 
TV. 

The book at points 
seems completely random 
and at times seems like it 
has no direction. But for the 
people that really enjoy 
watching "The Colbert 
Report," this book is a must. 
There are red margin notes 
that could be compared to 
his show's "The Word" seg- 
ment, which occur the whole 
way throughout the book. 
Also included are phony tes- 
timonials from people who 
are praising Colbert for 
"speaking from the gut" and 
"telling it like it is." 

Such characters as Mort 
Sinclaire (former TV come- 
dy writer and Communist), 
Austin (a formerly gay 
man), and even God give 
their two cents about 
Colbert's work and its effect 
on American society. 

One awkward thing the 
book possesses is a sheet of 
stickers that remind you 
how to "speak from the gut." 
The stickers have bold and 




chauvinistic quotes on them 
that Colbert calls 

"American." 

Colbert also awarded 
his book the "Stephen T. 
Colbert Award for Literary 
Excellence" (A sheet of 12 of 
these stickers is included in 
the back of the book to 
"Nominate other books.") 

"I am America (and so 
can you)" can only be 
labeled as an acquired taste. 
Some will love it: some will 
find it pointless and a waste 
of time. The book does at 
times give good insights 
about American culture and 
provides some good ideas for 
the future. But for the most 
part, the book is just a well- 
written source of intelligent 
political comedy. 

It was recently released 
in audio book form where 
Colbert and some other 
friends, such as Jon 
Stewart, read the book the 
way it's supposed to be read. 
Buying the audio book may 
be a better and cheaper way 
of understanding what 
Colbert is trying to say. 

The book definitely 
depicts its author and, 
according to Colbert, read- 
ing "I am America (and so 
can you)" will make you 
"laugh, cry, and lose 15 
pounds." 



"The Mist" is a good movie adaptation 



Joey Pettine 

Clarion Call Staff Writer 

sJmpettine@clarlon.edu 




"The Mist" 
Weinstein Company 
Rating: 5/5 



Books and movies are 
extremely different medi- 
ums. When reading you 
enter a new world, but at 
the same time that world is 
your own world, something 
you made up in your head. 
In movies you enter a world 
of someone else's making, 
someone else's vision. Now 
when movies and books col- 
lide, that's when things get 
really interesting. 

For a director to truly 
adapt a book well, they need 
to not only include the 
author's vision, but also the 
vision of those who have 
read and loved the text as 
well as their own directorial 
vision. It is an extremely 
complicated task and with 
most book-to- movie adapta- 
tions you get one of three 
finished products. 



You also get really good 
movies that astound audi- 
ences but only follow parts 
of the book the director 
thought important. Case in 
point: "Jurassic Park", the 
movie and book are two 
completely different enti- 
ties. And even the awe 
inspiring "Lord Of The 
Rings" trilogy veers from 
the book in many ways. 

The second type are 
really horrid adaptations 
where you wonder if they 
just took the original text, 
used it to wipe their butts, 
and then made a movie 
about what ever they want- 
ed. I won't go into to much 
detail but let's just say it 
wouldn't be a shame if any 
of you never saw "I, Robot" 
or "Beowulf. 

The last kind of adapta- 
tion is not only a great 
movie, not only captures the 
essence of the text, but 
enhances it as well making 
both the movie and story 
better in the process. "The 
Mist" is one such film. 

Based off the Stephen 
King novella and directed by 
Frank Darabont ("The 
Shawshank Redemption," 
"The Green Mile"), "The 
Mist" does more than justice 
to the original text, it 
enhances it. I myself have 
read "The Mist" twice and I 
was still breathless when I 
saw the film. The most 
amazing thing is that the 
only thing the movie 
changes from the story is 
the ending, and if you've 
read the story you know 
why. 




"The Mist" is the story of 
a group of people trapped 
within a supermarket when 
a thick mist engulfs every- 
thing. Things get scarier 
when they find out what 
lives within the mist. 

"The Mist" does some- 
thing that hasn't been done 
in a while, it makes mon- 
sters scary. So many recent 
scary movies focus on serial 
killers, slashers, and gore. 
Aside from the all too campy 
"Jeepers Creepers," "The 
Mist" is one of the few 
movies within the past 
decade that focuses on mon- 
sters and actually makes 
them scary. The brilliant 
thing is there is more to this 
story than just monsters. 

Starring Tom Jane 
("The Punisher"), William 
Sadler ("Roswell"), Andre 
Braugher ("Salem's Lot"), 
and Marcia Gay Harden 
("Flubber"), "The Mist" is a 
well acted, well directed, 
brilliantly visual and fear 
inspiring movie that is a 
must see for anyone not too 
afraid. 

Lastly, don't just go see 
"The Mist," read the story 
first, otherwise you're just 
cheating yourself. 



"POKER" continued 
from page 6. 

Participants will com- 
pete in weekly free roll 
online tournaments with 
the top three finishers each 
week moving on to the 
finals in April. To sign up 



for the North American 
College Poker 

Championship please visit 
http://www.lifeofsports.com 
/cpc/register.php?refr=Psah 
s87 today. 

Both tournaments will 
have university represen- 
tatives throughout cam- 
puses promoting the online 



events. If you're interested 
and have any questions you 
can go to the link above, 
contact the local represen- 
tative at clarioncollegepok- 
erchamp@yahoo.com . visit 
our Facebook group or con- 
tact Chris Manuel at chris- 
manuelfe lifeofsports.com 
for more information. 



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Men's bas ketball defeats Bloomsburg 69-67 in double overtime 



Travis Kovalovsky 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

s_tckovalovs@clarion.edu 

CLARION, Dec. 2 - Behind 
a strong game by freshman 
Mike Sherry, the Golden 
Eagle men's basketball 
team beat Bloomsburg 
Sunday afternoon 69-67 in 
double overtime, improving 
them to 2-4 on the year. 

Clarion fell behind 
seven minutes into the 
game and failed to regain 
the lead until the beginning 
of the first overtime. 

"Turnovers are our big 
problem right now, we need 
to learn the value of the bas- 
ketball," said Coach Ron 
Highter. "That s our biggest 
hurdle right now." 

Sherry hit two big three- 
pointers for the Golden 



F^agles, the first coming 
with seven seconds left in 
regulation. He came off a 
screen and hit from the top 
of the key to tie the game 
up. 

His second big three 
came from the left corner 
with just over a minute left 
in the first overtime to tie 
the game at 62. 

Bloom.sburg had an 
opportunity to win at the 
end of regulation, but Nick 
Jones's shot missed. 

Clarion had its chance 
to win it at the end of the 
first overtime when fresh- 
men Damon Gross came up 
short on a close shot. 

Clarion came out quick 
in the second overtime with 
two baskets from junior 
Josh Yanke and one from 
senior Demetrius Graham. 
With 5.6 seconds to go in the 



extra period, Graham was 
sent to the line for two foul 
shots. Sinking one of the 
two, he secured the Clarion 
victory. 

Bloomsburg had a 
chance to send it to a third 
overtime when Jones was 
sent to the line for two shots 
after time had expired. He 
failed to capitalize on the 
opportunity, though, giving 
Clarion it's second win of 
the season. 

The crowd was a crucial 
element in the victory, back- 
ing up the Golden Eagles 
when they needed it the 
most. "We felt the energy 
from them," said Righter. 

Clarion also played the 
day before at home against 
Mansfield. However, they 
came up short, eventually 
falling 73-85. 

The Golden Eagles gave 



up 12 turnovers in the first 
10 minutes causing them to 
quickly play from behind. 
After scoring the first buck- 
et in the game, they went 
down by as much as 14 in 
the first half, and were 
never able to get the lead 
back. 

They had cut the 
Mansfield lead down to six 
multiple times, but weren't 
able to stop them enough to 
get any closer. 

Graham led the way for 
Clarion with 15 points. 
Gross and Yanke each added 
14 of their own. 

Sherry obtained the 
honor of PSAC-West Rookie 
of the Week this past week. 
He scored 32 points in three 
games, helping Clarion to a 
2-1 week. 

Ricky Henderson will be 
returning for the Golden 



Wrestlers getting ready 
for PSAC Championship 



Eagles after being inactive 
early "He'll have about four 
workouts in before his first 
game. Ronny Hollis is just 
getting back, too, from an 
offseason injury." 

Henderson, the team's 
star forward, is expected to 
be big for the Golden Eagles 
this year. "He's one of those 
players who you can't be 
without," said Righter. 
"He's an impact player." 

Righter is willing to 
admit that the team isn't 
perfect, quite yet. "We're 
still a work in progress. The 
new guys are right about 
where we expected them. 
We're trying to bring the 
whole team together. We're 
optimistic that with more 
time under our belts we'll 
have better chemistry. 

"We need to know when 
to drive and when to pull up. 



We need to recognize bet- 
ter." 

He also stressed the 
importance of turnovers. 
"We need to be smart with 
the ball and get a couple 
defensive stands." 

After a late game 
Wednesday at Briarcliffe, 
the Golden Eagles travel to 
Fairmont State Saturday 
evening. 




Mlk« Sherry 



DeniseSimens 
Clarion Call Staff Writer 

s_dnslmens@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Nov. 28 - The 
Golden Eagles wrestling 
team is gearing up for PSAC 
Championships this week- 
end, which will be held in 
Tippin Gymnasium 

Saturday at 10 a.m. 

The team currently 
holds a win-loss record of 2- 
4. and according to head 
coach Teague Moore, are 
looking to place in the top 
three this weekend. Two 
years ago, the team finished 
last, and last year were 
fourth out of 8 participating 
teams. 



'There will be a good 
mix of competition this 
weekend." said Moore. "Six 
of the teams are division 1, 
and two are division 2." The 
competition is going to be 
tight. Edinboro, who is divi- 
sion 1, is ranked in the top 
10 in the country at the 
moment. 

Coach Moore is looking 
forward to a performances 
by Sal Lascari at 141, 
Hadley Harrison at 149, and 
Jay Ivanco at 125 who "has 
done really well this season 
and should be a finalist this 
weekend." 

Competition begins at 
10 a.m. and finals start at 6 
p.m. Saturday evening. 



The Best o f Golden Eagle fall sports 2007 



Kelsey Schroyer 



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CLARION, Dec. 4 - There 
were several highlights 
from the 2007 fall sports 
semester here at Clarion. 
After compiling several sta- 
tistics and watching count- 



PSAC-West team selection. 
For his career, Odom had 



Following up that per- advanced to the PSAC 
forraance, she finished Playoffs for the first time 
fourth at NCAA Regionals, since 2004, picking up a sec- 
helping her team to a fifth- ond place finish behind 



place finisli at the meet. 



160 catches for 2257 yards Becoming the first women's 

and 12 touchdowns. He also cross-country runner since 

led the Golden Eagles in Melissa Terwilliger in 2004 

receiving all four years he to represent Clarion at the 



played 

Honorable 



mention to 



less hours of game tape, I Alfonso Hoggard who won 

narrowed down the best PSAC West ROY honors for 

male and female athletes, as football. A true fireshraan, 

well as the team and coach Hoggard was s^jond among 



NCAA Division II National 
Cross Country meet. 
Richard just missed out on a 
top fifty finish, taking Blst 
overall. 

Honorable mention to 



of the semester. Without any Golden Eagle receivers with Ticky Gentile, who became 



Women's basketball off 
to a 5-1 start this season 



Jordan Scritchfield 
Clarion Call Sports Writer 

sJsscrltchf@clarion.edu 

CLARION. Dec. 4 -As head 
coach Gie Parsons put it, 
"Its been a nice start to the 
season." Nice would be an 
understatement, as her 
Gulden Eagle women have 
rocketed out of the starting 
gates en route to a 5-1 start 
this season. The Golden 
Eagles have beaten all of 
their opponents by no less 
than 18 points, and are look- 
ing like a top team in the 
PSAC. 

They have the perfect 
combination of experience 
and young talent, with vet- 
erans that play the game 
the right way that the 
younger players can watch 
and learn from. "We've 
meshed together very nice- 
ly" said Parsons. Last year 
at this time, the Golden 
Eagles were 1-5, while this 
year they are 5-1 -they have 
drastically turned it around - 
and improved. 

One of the biggest keys 
to this Golden Eagle team is 
point guard Ashley Grimm, 
tlu' point guard from 
Sugarloaf She is the leader 
and quarterback of this 
ottense. and has recently 
moved into second place on 
the all-time Golden Eagle 
assist leaders list. 

Grimm, however, has 
added vi't another element 
to her game ir^irt' so this 
vcar than la>t. therefore 
making hiT vwn more of a 
weapon for Clarion this sea- 
son- shooting the basket- 



ball. "She is the kind of 
player this year that we 
were trying to get her to be 
last year. We knew she had 
it in her, and now we're get- 
ting to see it," said Parsons. 
Grimm has indeed stepped 
her game up to an entirely 
new level this season, which 
is hard to believe for those of 
us who got to see her play 
last year. 

My'Kea Cohill and 
Jessica Albanese, both 
Golden Eagle seniors, have 
been very integral parts of 
this Golden Eagle team this 
season as well. Cohill, the 
senior from Cleveland, is 
one of the best defensive 
players on this Golden 
Eagle team. She was a 
transfer from Youngstown 
State University last year, 
and brought some needed 
Division I experience with 
her. 

Jessica Albanese, the 
senior from Crescent 
Springs. Kentucky, was out 
for the first three games this 
season. Since she has been 
back, she's been a huge force 
for this team. "She's still 
not 100 percent, but she's 
still a force," said Parsons. 
"I think she expected to be 
able to come back from the 
injury and pick up right 
where she left off last year, 
but it doesn't work that 
way." 

Albanese has had two 
double-doubles in her three 
games back for Clarion, so 
she is well on her way to 
returning to form. 

Katrina Greer, the jun- 
ior, has scored 20 or more 
points in three of Clarion's 



further delay, here are the 
best of the 2007 Fall semes- 
ter 

Male Athlete of the 
Semester: Pierre Odom, 
Football Team. 

It was a rough season 
for the football team. 



48 catches for 506 yards. 

Female Athlete of the 
Semester: Erin Richard, 
Cross-Country Team. 

This was harder to 
choose as several female 
athletes on campus had 
tremendous seasons. 



the first Clarion volleyball 
player to win AU-American 
status. Gentile led all 
Golden Eagles with 704 
digs, and is currently the 
school's all-time leader in 
that category. 

Team of the Semester: 



Despite some close contests However, the nod went to Clarion Volleyball. 



late in the year, the Golden 
Eagles finished at 0*11. 

However, senior wide 
receiver Pierre Odom 
proved to be a bright spot on 
a Clarion offense that 
showed flashes of brilliance 
near the end of the 2007 
campaign. Terrorizing 

opposing defenses all season 



Richard, who continued to 
make her case for the best 
female (if not best overall) 
athlete on campus. 

Early in the season, she 
was named PSAC Women's 
Runner of the Week after 
finishing second among 116 
runners at the Lock Haven 
Invitational. This would 



With all apologies to 



California. 

Clarion also got their 
first NCAA playoff win in 
school history with a 3-1 vic- 
tory against Lees-McRae in 
the first round before bow- 
ing to Edinboro in the sec- 
ond round. 

Coach of the Semester: 
Jennifer Harrison, 

Volleyball. 

It is not easy to come 
into a program that has had 
two different coaches jn the 
previous two seasons. It is 
also not easy to try and 
teach a new system to a 
group of older, experienced 
players. 

However, none of this 
daunted Harrison, who 
enjoyed a very successful 



every other team on cam- campaign in her first year 



long, he amassed 52 catches prove to be a sign of things 
for 675 yards, both leading to come, as Richard would 



categories among Clarion 
receivers. 

Odom also had five 
touchdowns during his sen- 
ior campaign. Odom's hard 



pus, this one was a no- 
brainer. Coming off a 2006 
season in which they fin- 
ished 20-12 overall with a 3- 
7 record in the PSAC-West, 
there was no certainty as to 
how the volleyball team 
would do this year. 

However, the Golden 
Eagles would soon put any 



win the PSAC Cross 

Country Championship in 

late October, becoming the Finishing second in the 

first Clarion women's run- PSAC-West with a record of 

nertodoso. 7-3, the volleyball team 



as the coach for the volley 
ball team. The 28 wins from 
the 2007 team ranks third 
in school history for volley- 
ball. 

Their second place fin- 
ish in the PSAC Playoffs is 
the highest the Golden 
Eagles have finished since 
the 1989 season. Also, 



doubters to rest, finishing Harrison's recruiting efforts 
the year at 28-6 overall, netted several keys players, 

including middle hitters 
Nicole Andru?*z and Sarah 
Sheffield. 



six games this season, and 
works as hard as anyone to 
get better and better, and 
her work has definitely paid 
off. 

"Katrina works very 
hard, and she deserves 
everything she's getting," 
said Parsons. Greer has 
knocked down eight three- 
pointers so far this season, 
and they all manage to be at 
the most critical times. She 
has also not been afraid to 
drive the lane this season, 
has become more of an 
inside-outside player, and 
has stepped her defense up 
to a new level. 

The play of Sara Pratt 
and Janelle Zabresky, the 
two sophomore forwards, 
has propelled the Golden 
Eagles as well. Pratt is 
averaging 13.6 points, 9.3 
rebounds, and 2.5 blocks per 
game on the season, while 
Zabresky is averaging 11 
points, 8 rebounds, and 4.2 
blocks. 

"I think Jessica's injury 
made Sara and Janelle gain 
more experience and made 
them realize what they 
needed to do. They've been 
great for us," said Parsons. 



The play of newcomers 
Shaina Smith, Chelsey 
Grabigel, Rachael Franklin, 
Sarah Fries, and Ann 
Stinson have made an 
impact for the Golden 
Eagles this season. 

Smith, the freshman 
from Greenville, has filled 
in when a guard goes down 
with foul trouble, and is not 
afraid to take a big shot if 
given the opportunity. 
Grabigel, the sophomore 
from Natrona Heights, also 
fits into the Clarion lineup 
very well, and gives the 
Golden Eagles some depth. 

Rachael Franklin, the 
junior from Warren, gets 
frequent action off of the 
bench for Clarion. Fries, the 
also volleyball star senior 
from Willard, Ohio, has also 
had a good start to the sea- 
son for Clarion. Stinson, the 
freshman from New Castle, 
has also seen some playing 
time. 

The Golden Eagle 
women will next be in action 
when they host Lake Erie 
College at Clarion Area 
High School on December 15 
at 2 p.m. 



Swim teams finish second 
and fifth at Zippy invititationai 

freestyle with an NCAA 
Qualifying time of 20.70. He 
went 20.58 in the prelims. 
He also won the 100-yard 
freestyle (45.73) and was 
second in the 200-yard 
freestyle (1:42.01). Thiel 
was also part of four win- 
ning relays (200 and 400- 
yard freestyle and the 200 
and 400-yard medleys). The 
200-yard (1:33.10)- and 400- 
yard (3:24.31) medley relays 
both were NCAA Qualifying 
times and the 400 medley 
set a new school record. 

Kerr meanwhile won 
the 100-yard backstroke 
(51.70) and also placed third 
in the 200-yard backstroke 
(1:53.70). He was part of 
both medley relay wins giv- 
ing him three wins. 

Also having quality per- 
formances in the pool were 
Dustin Fedunok, Rich 
Eckert. AJ Clay pool, Andy 
Helm. Jon Kofmehl and 
Mike Cohen. 



Sports Information 

rherman@clarion.eclu 
crossetti@clarjon.eclu 

Akron, OH, Dec. 2 - Both 
the Clarion men's and 
women's swimming and div- 
ing teams turned in out- 
standing overall perform- 
ances this weekend as the 
men placed second and the 
women fifth at the Zippy 
Invitational Swimming and 
Diving Meet. The meet was 
held at the Ocasek 
Natatorium and held from 
Friday, Nov. 30 through 
Sunday Dec. 2. 

The Clarion men led the 
meet for two days as a team, 
but finished in second place 
with 1,322 points behind 
NCAA DI Xavier who had 
1,390 points. St. 

Bonaventure was third with 
1,247 and Shippensburg 
fourth with 1,056 in the 
nine team field. 

Ryan Thiel and Mike 
Kerr were individual win- 
ners for the Golden Eagles. 
Thiel won the 50-yard 



See "SWIIVI" on page 
11. 



Christmas Wishes from the sports world 



Kelsey Schroyer 

Clarion Call Sports Writer 

J i^gschroyerSclarion.edu 

Christmas is now only 
1 19 shopping days away In 
[addition to the usual things 
I ask for every Christmas, I 
can't help but feel like ask- 
ing Santa for a few specialty 
[sports gifts under the tree 
this year Nothing too astro- 
'nomical (at least I think so) 
I but a few things that would 
[greatly brighten my sports 
view for the year ahead. 
[Anyways, beyond the gift 
'cards and money for text- 
books, this is what I would 
like for Christmas from the 
sports world. 

Wish #1: The Pirates 
will spend a large amount of 
money on a free agent. I'm 
not talking about the $2-4 
million they normally spend 
on last-on-the-heap, 

washed-up players. I mean 
going out and signing a big- 
name, high-profile free 
agent in the $10 million a 
year or higher category. 1 
don't even care if the player 
^ helps the team or not. 1 just 
I want the Pirates to show 
J they are willing to try sign 
I talent to make the current 
team better instead of going 
through another rebuilding 
phase. Ironically and sadly 



enough, the Pirates a|)pear 
to be doing the opposite 
shopping their most mar- 
ketable player, Jason Bay. A 
Pittsburgh Post -Gazette 
report had the Buccos talk- 
ing of a deal that would send 
Bay to the Cleveland 
Indians for catcher Kelly 
Shoppach and pitcher Cliff 
Lee, 

Wish #2: The Steelers 
will re-sign Alan Faneca. 
This one is not likely to hap- 
pen either Barring an 
extreme last-minute change 
of heart and negotiating tac- 
tics by the Rooneys, Faneca 
will most likely leave 
Pittsburgh after this season. 
Large free-agent contracts 
are always a risk in football, 
especially with linemen who 
take a considerable amount 
of punishment every game 
they play. Add Faneca's age 
(he'll turn 31 on Friday) and 
the other personnel needs, 
and it doesn't make a lot of 
sense for the Steelers to give 
him a lucrative contract. 
That being said, Faneca has 
been a model of consistency 
on the Steelers offensive 
hne and the team in gener- 
al. It would be a shame if he 
was in any colors beyond 
black and gold next year 
save two only. For those 
two, read the next wish. 

Wish #3: If the Steelers 



don't re sign Faneca, then 
have the Jets sign him. I'm 
a Jets fan. They let Pete 
Kendall go, leaving some 
pretty big holes in their 
offensive line, and they 
should have some money to 
spend in the off-season. The 
Steelers loss would he the 
Jets gain, and I would be 
very happy If this actually 
happened. 1 would spend 
the better part of next 
semester writing thank you 
letters to Santa Claus. 

Wish #4: The Chicago 
Blackhawks and Boston 
Celtics will continue their 
strong start to their sea- 
sons. Getting to the 
Blackhawks first. 1 support 
the Penguins, but the 
Blackhawks are starting to 
be the feel-good story of the 
year for the NHL. Led by a 
young group of players 
including number one over- 
all pick Patrick Kane, the 
Blackhawks are returning 
to respectability in the 
NHL. Bolstered by their 
acquisitions of Ray Allen 
and Kevin Garnett, the 
Celtics appear to be on the 
fast track to the NBA 
Playoffs this year Add the 
wide-open factor in the 
Eastern Conference, and the 
sky could be the limit for 
Boston. Considering the 
hard times that have recent- 



ly fallen on both of these sto- 
ned franchises, it would be 
nice to see both of them earn 
playoff-berths by season's 
end. 

Wish #5: 2008 will be 
considerably more scandal- 
free than 2007. Not too sure 
on this one, as scandal 
always seems to follow ath- 
letes. However, after all 
that has happened in 2007. 
2008 shouldn't be too easy to 
beat. I don't want any play- 
ers going to jail because of 
dog-fighting charges, or any 
referees admitting to fixing 
basketball games. No 
steroid accusations tainting 
records or spy-gate issues. 
Just good-ole fashioned 
sporting contests where the 
athletes play for the love of 
the game. 

If Santa can come 
through with any of these 
wishes (especially Faneca to 
the Jets), I will be a very 
happy man. However, my 
biggest wish of all is that all 
of you have a safe and 
happy holiday season. Sing 
your favorite Christmas car- 
ols, watch "A Charlie Brown 
Christmas", and most 
importantly enjoy your time 
with your family and 
friends. Merry Christmas 
and Happy New Year every- 
one. • 



Pens and Recchi appear to 
be parting ways yet again 



Eric Bowser 

Clarion Call Sports Editor 

s ekbowser@clarion.edu 



"SWIM" continued 
from page 10. 

Fedunok was second in 
the 500-yard freestyle 
(4:39.04), third in the 200- 
yard freestyle (i:43.10) and 
ninth in the 100-yard free- 
style (47.49). He was also 
part of the 400 medley relay. 

Eckert was third in the 
200-yard breaststroke 

(2:08.73) and fourth in the 
lOO-yard breaststroke 

(58.70). He was also on both 
the winning 200 and 400- 
yard medley relays. 

Claypool was fifth in the 
100-yard butterfly (52.34), 
fifth in the 50-yard freestyle 
(21.62) and on the winning 
200 and 400-yard freestyle 
relays and the record set- 
I ting 400 medley relay. 

Helm, also part of the 
winning 200 and 400-yard 
freestyle relays, placed eight 
in the 50-yard freestyle 
(21.86) and 100-yard 
freestyle (48.43). Kofmehl 
was fourth in the 100-yard 
backstroke (53.08) and sixth 
in the 200-yard backstroke 



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(1:57.30). Mike Cohen was 
eighth in the 100-yard but- 
terfly (53.30) and was part 
of the winning 200-yard 
medley relay 

Clarion divers also 
placed high. James Kane 
was fifth in one -meter and 
sixth in three- meter. Clay 
Bowers was fourth in one- 
meter and sixth in three- 
meter and Nathan Rhoda- 
berger was fifth in one- 
meter and seventh in three- 
meter 

The Clarion women fin- 
ished fifth in the women's 
standings out of 11 teams. 
Ohio University was first 
with 1588.5, Buffalo second 
at 1,289, Illinois State third 
with 1,167, Xavier fourth at 
1,073 and Clarion fifth with 
926.6. Akron, Duquesne. 
Shippensburg. Bloomsburg. 
Niagara and Alma rounded 
out the field. 

Lori Leitzinger was the 
Golden Eagles top swimmer 
She won the 100-yard back- 
stroke, qualified for NCAA 
D-II nationals and set a new 
Clarion record in the 



process with a time of 
2:03.71. She topped Regan 
Rickert's record of 2:05.20 
which stood for many years. 
Leitzinger was also third in 
the 100-yard backstroke 
(58.64) and part of the 
fourth place 400-yard med- 
ley relay (3:57.35) and the 
fifth place 200-yard medley 
relay (1:49,24). 

Also qualifying for 
nationals were Kaitlyn 
Johiisoh, Jariiie Malohey, 
Gina Mattucci and Kelly 
Connolly, who swam a 
1:36.07 in the 200-yard 
medley relay and finished 
second. 

Johnson also was part of 
the fourth place 400-yard 
medley relay and fourth 
place 400-yard freestyle 
relay (3:33.13), plus finished 
sixth in the lOQ-yard 
freestyle (53.30), seventh in 
the 50-yard freestyle (24.32) 
and seventh in the 100-yard 
butterfly (58.45). 

Mattucci was also tenth 
in the 50-yard freestyle 
(24.33) on the 400-yard 
freestyle relay and the fifth 



place 200-yard medley relay 
Connolly was third in the 
100-yard breaststroke 

(i:06.52) and the 400-yard 
freestyle relay that finished 
fourth. 

Denise Simens swam 
strong in her specialtj', the 
100 and 200-yard breast- 
stroke. She was fourth in 
the 100-yard (1:06.74) and 
fifth in the 200-yard 
(2:26.82), plus was part of 
the '200 (fifth) and 400-yard 
(fourth) medley relays. 

The women's diving con- 
tingent was also strong. 
Teagan Riggs was third 
(259.40) in the three-meter 
and seventh (196.60) in the 
one-meter, while Ginny 
Saras was third (228.6) in 
the one-meter. Kayla 
Kelosky was fourth (211.55) 
in the one- meter and fifth 
(228.80) in the three-meter 

The Golden Eagles are 
now off until Jan. 19 when 
they have a dual meet at 
Edinboro with Gannon. The 
women's team is 3-1 and the 
men are 2-2. 



Mark Recchi and the 
Pittsburgh Penguins have 
gone through this before 
and it has worked out well 
for at least one of the parties 
on both occassions. 

In 1992, the Penguins 
traded Recchi to 

Philadelphia for Rick 
Tocchet, Kjell Samuelson 
and Ken Wregget. A few 
months later the Pens won 
their second consecutive 
Stanley Cup. 

In 2006. the struggling 
Penguins traded Recchi to 
the Carolina Hurricanes 
who a few months later won 
the Stanley Cup. 

This time around the 
circumstances are a little 
different. The Penguins 
resigned Recchi over the 
summer in hopes that he 
could continue to put up 
solid offensive numbers, he 
scored 24 goals and added 
44 assists last season, while 
helping to mentor all of the 
young talent on the team. 

Through the first month 
and a half of this season 
however Recchi had been 
rather unproductive scoring 
just a pair of goals and 
adding six assists during 
the first 18 games. The 
Penguins have since made 
Recchi a healthy scratch 
during seven of their last 
eight games. During those 
eight games the Penguins 
have gone 5-2-1 and are 
threatening to climb out of 
the cellar in their division. 

Recchi still feels he can 
play elsewhere and the Pens 
have been doing their best 
to accommodate him. They 
reportedly tried trading him 
and several teams suppos- 
edly showed interest howev- 
er no deal was made. 

The Pens then decided 
to put the wreckin' ball on 
waivers Dec, 4, meaning 
that the other 29 teams in 
the NHL each had 24 hours 
to put a claim in on Recchi, 
Every team could potential- 
ly put a claim in on Recchi, 
but he would go to the team 
with the worst record that 
had a claim in on him. 

However, that deadline 
came and went today with 
nobody claiming Recchi, 
Meaning that not only did 



no team want to trade any- 
thing for Recchi. no team 
would even take him simply 
for his base salary of $1.75 
million this season. 

Recchi'a agent told the 
Pittsburgh Tribune Review. 
'There is no reason for him 
to retire because he can still 
play" 

It seems that no NHL 
team sees it that way or one 
would think someone would 
have claimed him. Recchi 
can be sent to the minors to 
play with Wilkes-Barre 
Scranton Penguins. He can 
also be placed on re-entry 
waivers in which teams 
have a second chance to 
claim him with the 
Penguins picking up half of 
his salary or he could decide 
to retire after all. 

Penguins general man- 
ager Ray Shero told the 
Pittsburgh Tribune Review 
that he would discuss a buy- 
out with Recchi and that he 
hoped he could find some- 
where to play. 

The Penguins have han- 
dled the situation well and 
are trying to give Recchi 
every opportunity to move 
on and continue his NHL 
career as he desires to do. 

Recchi is still apparent- 
ly upset with the Penguins 
and Shero has said that 
Recchi hasn't returned his 
phone calls recently. The 
thing is the Penguins are 
trying to handle the situa- 
tion as professionally as pos- 
sible. They are doing their 
best to get him a place to 
play but they can't make 
another team take him. 

It is a shame that his 
career at least in Pittsburgh 
seems as if it has to end like 
this. The guy has been a 
true professional in his time 
in the league and the 
wreckin' ball doesn't deserve 
to go out like this. 

However, this happens 
from time to time and unfor- 
tunately it happens to some 
of the good guys in sports. 
The Penguins can't put their 
future and the future of 
young players who have 
earned to play at the NHL 
level on hold just to give 
Recchi a spot on reputation 
alone. 

Here's to hoping Recchi 
can find a spot somewhere 
in the league to finish his 
career the right way. 




Indoor Soccer Champs 
H«fi*s • "Team America'* 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Kmpp - IntrtmunI, Recreation. & Club Spon Director 393-1667 



indoor Soccer Championship 

Co-flecDiviston-l2/S/07 
**That*f what I'm Screaming" 




Daniel Daiacic Altx Brkfci Ltikt Grims 

Brad Mauo<lJ$. Mike Faami, Stefen 
Hartelia. Anjpe Delta Sal & K/le Shoke 

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3 on 3 Basketball Champs 
Women*$ - "Born 2 Run** 




3 on 3 BK Championship 1 1/5/7 
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Mary f trrara. Undsey fones, |e$$ Skeggs, 
Cofinna Stemthal. & Michelle f leming 

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80s Rock: Remembered at Clarion University 

Academic En rich ment: new course connects students withClarjon Community 
Accreditationj^Business College of CUP earns two AACSB re- accreditations 
Accreditation: MMAJCS seeks ACEJMC 



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ACM teams: earn second in PACISE and CMU contest 
Art Gallery: " the Art of Autism" comes^to Clarion ~ 

Art Gallery: Women of on not color hits University Gallery 

Artists to Lecture at CUP 

Ballentine Hajl: Flood in basement o f 

Ballroom dancing class: students are able to learn to d ance like the s tare^ 

Baseball: defeats Lock Haven for f[rst home win 

Baseball : drops both games at California 



Baseba ll: drops home^opener to Shippensburg 



Baseball: Golden Eagles win one of fqur^t Indiana 

Basketbal: Men's dominates Briarcliffe 

Basketbal l: Men' sBasketbaH defeats^jp M J 2,^pfoveto 5-4 inlPSAC 



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Basketball: Women's b-ball rallies to beat Cal 7 2-71 

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Basketball: rallies but falls short at California 



Baske tball: wom en dgfeatshjpjTow2--1inPSAC West play 
Basketball: Women's defeats Lock Haven 



Basketball: Women's e nds Seasonwith 81-68 at Cal 
Basketball: Women' s gets Read y for Playoff^ 



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Basketball: Wo men's team prepa res for PSAC post-season pla y 
Becht Hall: to receive $1 4.3 million renovation ~ 



Black Arts Week: African American dancer perfornis for students^ 
B'3pk Arts Week : to kick o ff at Cla rion Un i versity 
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Campbell Hall: D emolition Begins 

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Campusfestj^perfornTers rock Cup 

Campusfest: to Host The Bravery and CoTbFe CaillaT 



Campusfest's: inside Colbie Caillat and The Bravery 



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Career Services: Center to Host Experience Expo 
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C hoir: Show performs Bro a dway's "Hal rspray^ 

Choral Association Festival: CU students particFpate^ 
Clarion jdoMs^back and lookingjoj^a^star 



Clarion Postmen ditch their pan ts for friendly c ontest 
Clario n to Re vamp downtown 



Cla rion Young Democrats take an active role in politics, elect new leaders 

C linton, Bill cam paigns atCUP^^ 

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Counseling Services: "What next " program hopes to help students prepare for 


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CPA: University to offer for CPA's starting in May 


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Crime: Racisim claims under review 


January 31, 2008 


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February 21. 2008 


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February 7. 2008 


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Cultural Awareness Day: to expose community to diverse nfiedia 


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April 3. 2008 


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Harambee Youth: performs at Hart Chapel as part of Black Arts Week 


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February 7, 2008 


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April 24, 2008 


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Masters Degrees : Four Approved 


April 17, 2008 


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Mendoza Javier: performs at Clarion-Venango 


January 31, 2008 


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April 17, 2008 


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Nulph. Robert : CUP Professor creates film targeting repeal of PA ACT 44 


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Olivas-Lujan, Miguel presents new book 


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April 24, 2008 


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Perkins, Brian elected Student Senate President 


May 1,2008 


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Peterson, John: Congressman speaks at CUP 


March 6, 2008 


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PHEAA Loan changes 


April 3, 2008 


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Photography Club: picture is worth a thousand words 


January 31, 2008 


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Poast Paul : International speaker series concludes with look at Uganda 


April 24, 2008 


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Provost] Candidates Narrowed to Three 
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PRSSA Hosts MMAJCS Student Organization Open House 
PRSSA Hosts Presi dent of Pittsburgh Firm 

Recycling : on campus 

Reinhard Village : residents question charg es 



Relay for Life: Students help raise oyer $19,000 
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Clarion University's Student Newspaper 

The Clarion Call 



January 24, 2008 



www.clarion.edu/thecall 



Volume 94 Issue 1 3 



MMAJCS seeks ACEJMC accreditation 

Department applies for accreditation in PR, advertising, journalism and broadcasting 



Cameo Evans 

, Stoff Writei 

Lindsay Grystar 

EdItor-in-Chief 

CLARION, Jan. 22 - The 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies 
(MMAJCS) department is 
applying for accreditation 
from The Accrediting 
Council on Education in 
Journalism and Mass 
Communications (ACE- 
JMC). 

The department is seek- 
ing to earn accreditation in 
four concentrations: public 
relations, advertising, jour 
nalism and broadcasting. 

Benefits of accreditation 
include assurance of quality 
in professional education, a 
challenging curriculum and 



appropriate facilities. 

Programs may also offer 
scholarships and internship 
through the ACEJMC. 
According to the ACEJMC 
mission statement, "The 
Accrediting Council on 
Education in Journalism 
and Mass Communications 
is dedicated to fostering and 
encouraging excellence and 
high standards in profes- 
sional education in journal- 
ism and mass communica- 
tions." ACEJMC currently 
accredits 1 1 1 professional 
programs in 40 states and 
the District of Columbia, 
and one program in Chile. 

"Both students and the 
university will benefit from 
this accreditation knowing 
that our program is in line 
with the highest standards 
in the country. Employers 



and internship organiza- 
tions trust that students 
emerging from an accredit- 
ed university are well pre- 
pared," said Dr. Susan 
Hilton, department chair of 
MMAJCS. 

The process of accredita- 
tion includes a detailed 
examination of the program, 
and a visit to the campus 
from a team of educators 
and professionals. A visit is 
scheduled for February and 
an initial evaluation has 
been prepared and submit- 
ted. 

"The visit will tell what 
improvements still need to 
be made in order to receive 
the accreditation. "We will 
work to meet standards, 
prepare a significant self- 
study report and then have 
a second, larger and more 



extensive site visit, we 
expect to happen in two 
years, which will result in 
recommendation for accredi- 
tation, we hope," said 
Hilton. 

According to the ACE- 
JMC Web site. 
"Accreditation in higher 
education is defined as a col- 
legial process based on self- 
and peer assessment for 
public accountability and 
improvement of academic 
quality. Peers assess the 
quality of an institution or 
academic program and 
assist the faculty and staff 
in improvement." 

Penn State and Temple 
Universities are the only 
universities in 

Pennsylvania with these 
accreditations, according to 
the ACEJMC Web site. 



Recycling on campus and 
in the Clarion borough 




RECYCLE 



cnaiienging curriculum and m the country. Employers a second, larger and more the ACEJMC Web site. 

Students speak up about textbook prices 

Ian Erickson I "" ~~ "^ ~~ 



Ian Erickson 

Stoff Writer 

CLARION, Jan. 22 - The 
Clarion University Book 
Store's sale of text books is 
convienient and satisfying 
for some students, however, 
many other students are not 
as impressed. 

Devin Burda, freshman 
secondary education biology 
major said, "I think that the 
bookstore has good prices on 
the used books. I don't mind 
losing that little bit of 
money. However, I must 
admit that a small tear runs 
down my face when I see the 
new books ring up." 

Some students feel they 
are being overcharged for 
their books, as they can pur- 
chase them elsewhere at 
lower prices. 

One of the most popular 
alternatives for purchasing 
books is the internet. 

Students use Web sites 
such as E-Bay, 

Amazon.com, Bigword.com, 
half.com, ecampus.com, stu- 
dentmarket.com, 
abebooks.com, and many 
other Web sites to get used 
and discounted books. 

"I always buy my books 
on the internet because they 
are always cheaper and I 
have never had any prob- 
lems [buying them online]," 
said Brittany Hartz, junior 
information systems major. 
"I have purchased one book 
in the bookstore, but for the 
most part I buy them on the 
internet." 

However, the process of 
buying and understanding 
the prices of textbooks is 
often unknown by students. 
Ed Biertempfel of the 
Clarion University Book 
Store said the publishers 
give them the cost of the 
books and they have to 
determine the retail price. 

The cost of books is usu- 
ally a 25 percent mark up 
from retail. For books that 




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Several Clarion University students spoke out about the price of textbooks and the return rate on 
the books from the Clarion Unviersity Book Center. 



cost $75 or more the margin 
is 20 percent. 

"Prices seem to be lower 
then prior years, but I 
think, because we are a 
smaller school, it is probably 
harder to buy larger quanti- 
ties of books in order to get 
those low prices," said Mike 
Neely, junior psychology 
major. "I feel that they have 
also been getting more used 
books in recently... every 
book I bought this semester 
was a used book." 

Biertempfel said, "The 
average increase in price is 
about five percent. This is 
the average, but it could be 
more or less than that." 

He said that when there 



is a new edition or version of 
a book the price will be high- 
er. 

"Our return policy is 
very good and reliable, and 
when buying books online it 
might sometimes be difficult 
to get the right book and dif- 
ficult to return books," 
Biertempfel said. "The book 
store prices are very similar 
to Amazon.com ... many stu- 
dents feel that we aren't 
being fair when selling text 
books to them. We don't 
determine the price of 
books, but we try to get the 
prices as low as we can." 

Biertempfel said teachers 
tell the store whether they 
are going to use a book 



again and the return will be 
50 percent of what the next 
semester's retail is. 

When teachers do not 
tell the store that they are 
using a book again, the store 
has a wholesale company 
come in. 

Biertempfel said, "The 
wholesale company usually 
gives less than 50 percent 
back, but they try to give the 
students a reasonable 
amount." 

"They keep making 
money and there is no rea- 
son they can't give a little 
more back to the students," 
said Dave Keremes, junior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major. 



Shasta Kurtz 

Manciging Editor 

CLARION, Jan. 23 - For 16 
years the borough has serv- 
iced the community and 
campus with a recycling 
program. 

In the borough and on 
the university campus, 
many recycling programs 
have been established to 
create an easier way to 
reuse and recycle the refuse. 
"If people want to recy- 
cle, we'll pick it up," said 
Bob Ragon, the Clarion 
Borough recycling coordina- 
tor. Ragon oversees the free 
curbside recycling program 
and says that there is a lot 
of participation from univer- 
sity students and members 
of the community because of 
its ease of use. 

Even still, the borough 
has no program to recycle 
cardboard. Ragon said that's 
because the borough does 
not have the proper facili- 
ties to process it on the resi- 
dential level. According to a 
recycling calendar handed 
out by the borough, recy- 
clables that can be collected 
are aluminum/bi-metal 
cans, glass, type one and 
two plastics, paper and 
newsprint. They are collect- 
ed bi-weekly on early 
Wednesday mornings. In 
order to have recyclables 
collected, participants must 
put their bins out Tuesday 
night. Ragon also says that 
people should not put 
newsprint out if it is raining 
or snowing, as it will become 
soggy and unrecyclable. 

"It's nice to see the large 
involvement. We supply 
bins for participants and 
we've exhausted our supply 
for this year," Ragon said. 



Sean Montgomery/ rhe Clarion Call 
"Even though the borough 
may be out of complementa- 
ry bins, plastic storage bins 
or any type of containers 
can be used as long as they 
are open, without a lid. We 
need to be able to see that it 
contains items for recycling, 
not trash." 

All curbside programs 
are overseen by the The 
Department of 

Environmental Protection. 
The DEP states that three 
types of materials must be 
recycled. Right now, the 
borough gathers seven 
items in their curbside recy- 
cling program, which gets 
the community involved in 
recycling even more instead 
of throwing the materials in 
the garbage. 

According to Earth911, 
an online non-profit organi- 
zation, Americans only recy- 
cle 25 percent of the possible 
75 percent of trash they 
throw away every year. The 
most sought after recyclable 
is the aluminum can. 
Aluminum is 100 percent 
recyclable and its mass col- 
lection actually helps to 
cover the costs incurred 
from the curbside collection. 
Recyclers like to use the line 
"Every can, every time," to 
signify the important factor 
that aluminum can be 
reused every time. Just 
through aluminum recy- 
cling, the United States 
saves enough energy to 
equal out to 15 million bar- 
rels of oil. 

Another important recy- 
clable is newsprint. If every 
American were to recycle 
one edition of their Sunday 
newspaper, 500,000 trees 
would be saved. 

See "RECYCLE," page 2 



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HIGHLIGHTS 

Features - page 5 
Former Steeler at CUP 

William Ashbury, a former 
Pittsburgh Steeler, spoke at the 
Martin Luther King Jr. Holiday 
Community Celebration on 
Friday, Jan. 18. 



Entertainment - page 6 

UAB Snow Days 

The CUP University 
Activities Board will 
host several trips, cele- 
brations and several 
spirit nights in the 
month of Februarv. 



Sports - page 9 



INDEX 





Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Womens' hoops win 95-71 Arts/Entertainment p.6 

The women s basketball team beat C'^"'^'®^^ P-8 

Lock Haven to pick up their first Call on You p.8 

PSAC-West win of the season. Sports p.9 



January 24, 2008 



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The Clarion Call 



Continued from Page 1 

Even though weather 
may impede the borough's 
collection, newsprint is 
gathered in the local curb- 
side service. 

In 1985, only one curb- 
side program existed. Now, 
20 years later, there are 
9,000 programs that con- 
tribute to the 84 million 
tons of material collected in 
all of the nation's recycling 
programs. The United 
States currently collects 32 
percent of its citizens' refuse 
for recycling. This national 
recycling rate saves the 
equivalent of more than five 
billion gallons of gasoline 
and reduces the United 
States' dependence on for- 
eign oil by 114 million bar- 
rels. If more people were to 
recycle and raise the nation- 
al rate, more oil could be 
saved, which could possibly 
bring the price of crude oil 
down. Environmental con- 
servation efforts would then 
be up and less waste would 
be shipped to landfills. 

Trafton Clough, a grad- 
uate from Clarion 
University in 2006 with a 
degree in psychology and 
current borough resident, is 
involved with Clarion's recy- 
cling program. Clough, 25, 
has been recycling since he 
was a child because he was 
raised in a Vermont commu- 
nity where recycling was 
taught to him at a young 
age. 

"I grew up with the 
belief that recycling is 
important because my par- 
ents and elementary school 
teachers taught me how 
much of an impact it has. I 
don't understand why peo- 
ple don't do it. It just makes 
sense to recycle," Clough 
said. Not only does Clough 
participate in the residen- 
tial' curbaide service, but he 
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"If kids grow up with the 
belief and knowledge of how 
important recycling is to our 
world, they will hopefully 
recycle more as they grow 
older. Older people need to 
start being more educated 
about recycling as well. It 
really does have an impact 
on our environment not only 
for us, but for future genera- 
tions as well," he said. 

The philosophy of stick- 
ing to a recycling regime has 
stuck with Clough. In his 
elementary years, he volun- 
teered his time at a local 
recycling facility on a 
Saturday. As a high school 
student, Clough and several 
of his classmates carried 
their recycling training into 
their teenage years and got 
their high school to offer 
recycling bins. 

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involved in recycling. If 
they have easy access to it, 
they have no reason not to 
participate," Clough said. 
"In our community and on 
campus, it is so easy to recy- 
cle. I think Clarion 
University has a good start 
on their recycling efforts." 

On campus, university 
facility coordinator G. Chad 
Thomas oversees the pro- 
grams in the residence halls 
and auxiliary buildings. 
There are collection bins for 
plastic, glass, aluminum 
and paper. Students may 
also recycle cardboard by 
placing it in a dumpster out- 
side of their hall. Thomas 
has also started a dry-cell 
recycUng program about a 
month ago so students have 
a way to recycle used batter- 
ies. But, just having the 
bins ife' not' enough. 

"The only way we can 
keep our recycling programs 
running are if students are 
involved with it and do it 
correctly. We see a lot of 
people place recyclables in 



the collection bins, but other 
people contaminate the bin 
by throwing away other 
garbage in there too. When 
that happens, we have no 
choice but to throw it away," 
Thomas said. "We don't 
want to, but it's not usable. 
It's disappointing." 

Luke Hampton, a sopho- 
more mass media arts and 
journalism major lives in 
Ballentine Hall and agrees 
that other students contam- 
inate the collection bins reg- 
ularly and have no idea it is 
a problem. 

"I love to participate in 
the recycling program in my 
residence hall because it's so 
easy, but I don't feel like it's 
worth it whenever I see 
guys dumping their left-over 
ramen noodles in the recy- 
cling. It happens all the 
time too. I definitely recycle 
in the other buildings on 
campus as much as I can. 
They are clearly marked 
and students are less likely 
to throw junk in the contain- 
ers. Students need to stop 
messing up the program for 
everyone else," Hampton 
said. 

Thomas also stresses 
the importance of students 
making sure the recycling 
efforts are going as planned 
through active participation 
with recycling plans made 
on campus. 

"If anyone has any ques- 
tions, the Student Senate 
has a food and housing com- 
mittee that discusses recy- 
cling concerns on campus, 
whether it is in a residence 
hall or an academic build- 
ing," Thomas said. "If stu- 
dents ask for more contain- 
ers to be spread out across 
campus, we will provide 
more bins if the need calls 
for it. Student participation 
is a huge factor in the suc- 
cess of our programs. 
Without it, there is no way 
recycling at the university 
could work. If anyone wants 
to start a new recycling 
campaign, we are more than 
open to it. Come forward 
and let us know what you're 
thinking about." 



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The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all 
criminal investigations as conducted by 
Clarion University Public Safety for the 
month of January 2008. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/lo 
cation.shtml. 

The Clarion University Public Safety Web site 
has no current updated reports. 



News Briefs 

■ Seven Clarion University students will participate in 
the Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral Association 
Festival, Jan. 24-26, at Thiel College. 

Dr. Hank Alviani, director of choirs at Clarion 
University, is sending Michelle Hall, Bekah Alviani, 
Becky Hebel, Deanna Fleming, George Joyce, Brian 
Maul, and Seth Robertson to the Festival. They will per- 
form in concert at 1:30 p.m. on Jan. 26. 

■ National City Bank recently donated $6500 in sup- 
port of the restoration and enhancement of West End 
Pond on the campus of Clarion University-Venango 
Campus. 

The pond is an important natural resource for the 
Venango County area and a treasured local landmark 
that has created many happy memories for Venango 
Campus students and alumni, as well as community 
residents. 

■ Singer-songwriter Javier Mendoza will appear in the 
Robert W. Rhoades Center at Clarion 
University-Venango Campus on Thursday, Jan. 29, at 
7 p.m., as part of the three-part Coffee House Series 
offered through the campus' Spring Spectacular cultur- 
al arts series. 

■ Steve Truitt Ijias joined |;hfe Clarion University 
Foundation, Inc., as an annual funds officer. 

"I am excited to be here and I can't wait to be 100 
percent involved in my new position," said Truitt. 
"Initially, I am concentrating on the Phone-A-Thon, 
raising money for the Clarion Fund. I am involved with 
other fundraising aspects that include students, alum- 
ni, faculty, and staff participation and events like 
Alumni Weekend." 

Truitt is a native of the New Bethlehem and 
Limestone areas, graduating from Clarion-Limestone 
High School. 

■ Dr. Andrew Lingwall, associate professor of mass 
media arts, journalism and communication studies at 
Clarion University, has been named 2008-09 Ethics 
Chair for the Pittsburgh Chapter of the Public Relations 
Society of America (PRSA). 

As ethics chair, Lingwall serves on PRSA 
Pittsburgh's Board of Directors. His work primarily 
involves educating chapter members on ethical issues in 
PR, helping to resolve ethical dilemmas, and planning 
an ethics conference for PR professionals in September. 

On campus, Lingwall also serves as faculty advisor 
to the Clarion chapter of Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA). 

■ Speakers from throughout the United States will 
make the presentations at a library conference spon- 
sored by the Center for the Study of Rural 
Librarianship at Clarion University, April 30-May 2, at 
Holiday Inn on the Lane, Columbus, Ohio. 

The conference theme, "From the Center City to the 
Exurbs: [Trends in] Public Library Realities," will 
explore trends affecting public libraries from the small- 
est to those serving populations of 500,000. 

■ Clarion University Department of Art faculty mem- 
bers, Cathie Joslyn and Melissa Kuntz are exhibiting 
art in the 26th "Women Artists: a Celebration!" at the 
Trumbull Branch of the Butler Institute of American 
Art. 

The exhibit, whose slogans are "eliminating racism; 
empowering women," was juried by Laura Domencic, 
director of the Pittsburgh Center for the Arts, and sup- 
ports the Youngstown YWCA. The opening reception 
and awards ceremony, was held at the museum on 
Saturday, Jan. 19, as a fundraiser to benefit the YWCA. 

■ Clarion University's Keeling Health Center has 
received a three-year re-accreditation from the 
Accreditation Association for Ambulatory Health Care 
(AAAHC). Keeling Health Center has been accredited 
by AAAHC since 2001. 

■ Former Clarion University 7-time NCAA Division II 
Diving National Champion and 2007 NCAA Woman of 
Year Finalist Jamie Wolf (South Park), was in 
Nashville, Tennessee on Sunday, Jan. 13, to receive the 
prestigious NCAA Top VIII Award. 

Courtesy of Newswire 



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Opinion/ldiforidI 



January 24, 2008 3 



A degree isn't 

ntemships 



enough 

provide valuable experience 




Lindsay Grystar 

Editoi-in-chief 

An internship is one of 
the first steps you can take 
to prepare you for life after 
college. It gives you hands- 
on experience, allows you to 
become part of a team and 
lets you gain valuable 
knowledge in your specific 
field. Graduating with just a 
degree isn't enough any- 
more. 

There are plenty of ways 
to find these valuable 
internships. University of 
Dreams (UofD), an intern- 
ship company that has been 
active for seven years now, 
offers internships for all 
majors in Chicago, Los 
Angeles, New York, San 
Francisco, Barcelona, 

London, Hong Kong, Costa 
Rica and Sydney. 

Each city features an 
all-inclusive program which 
takes care of internship 
placement, housing and 
even daily transportation to 
and from work. Students 
are guaranteed an intern- 
ship in the industry of their 



choice, including advertis- 
ing, marketing, photogra- 
phy, film, publishing, televi- 
sion, finance, music and 
more. 

Another important fac- 
tor that makes UofD stand 
out from the rest is that the 
program also gives you the 
opportunity to participate in 
a resume workshop. With 
this step, the student revis- 
es their resume according to 
professional instruction. 
This is a very important 
step and ensures the stu- 
dent is ready to start apply- 
ing for internships. 

Along with guaranteed 
internship placement, UofD 
also makes sure that all par- 
ticipants receive college 
credit for their internship. 

The credit comes from 
Menlo College, an accredit- 
ed school in Cahfornia, so it 
can transfer in as internship 
credit at the college the stu- 
dent attends. 

To receive this credit, 
students are required to 
attend four professional 
seminars throughout the 
summer. Each of these sem- 
inars are taught by profes- 
sionals and give students 
additional educational 
value. These additional 
opportunities that are pro- 
vided by UofD give students 



important professional con- 
tacts they might not have 
the opportunity of finding 
with an internship they find 
themselves. 

Their Web site also fea- 
tures references if you have 
any questions about alumni 
experiences in the program. 

I am participating in the 
New York City program this 
summer and have had noth- 
ing but good experience with 
both the staff and the pro- 
gram as a whole. The staff is 
very positive and helpful, 
and is very qualified to help 
students no matter what 
field of internships they 
may be looking at. I am cur- 
rently in the resume build- 
ing process and cannot wait 
to begin searching for 
internships. I am excited to 
have the opportunity to live 
in Manhattan and get an 
internship in publishing, 
television or magazine, 
which are my industries of 
choice. 

I am also currently a 
marketing intern with the 
UofD, and am in the process 
of promoting the program to 
the entire Clarion 
University campus. I can 
answer any questions you 
may have about the pro- 
gram. The program's web- 
site is www.summerintern- 




ships.com, and I encourage 
you to check it out! You may 
be only a few steps away 
from an experience of a life- 
time. Placement agents with 
UofD are also always there 
to help with any questions 
about internships, payment 
or any other questions you 
may have about the pro- 
gram. 

The program's mission 
is to "positively change cul- 
ture on a mass level by 
inspiring, equipping, and 
challenging people to discov- 
er and pursue their 
dreams." 

I think that the program 
really lives up to that mis- 
sion statement and I'm look- 
ing forward to participate 
and have the summer of a 
hfetime in my favorite city! 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major and the editor-in-chief 
0/ The Call. 



Letter to the Editor 



The cost of higher edu- 
cation is an important 
national issue that res- 
onates with many 
Pennsylvanians. From par- 
ents who are trying to pay to 
send their children to col- 
lege to students who spend 
years after they graduate 
paying off student loan 
debts, higher education 
costs pose a substantial 
challenge. As the father of a 
college student and as the 
state's independent fiscal 
watchdog, I view this chal- 
lenge on a personal and pro- 
fessional level. 

Most people agree col- 
lege education is a neces- 
sary investment and, in 
many instances, a great 
investment. However, mid- 
dle- and low-income families 
are finding the cost obstacle 
increasingly difficult to 
overcome if they want to 
send their children to col- 
lege. We owe it to our chil- 
dren and their parents to 
find solutions to make col- 
lege more affordable, thus 
increasing accessibility. 

State government 

should help hard-working 
Pennsylvania families by 



giving them some hope, or, 
more precisely, a HOPE 
Scholarship program. This 
program would relieve some 
of the burden of higher edu- 
cation costs by offering con- 
siderable scholarship aid to 
academically successful 
Kijgh school students. "* , 

First, let's consider the 
facts that lead me to believe 
there is a need for a HOPE 
Scholarship program. 

In Pennsylvania, based 
on tuition and fees, our 
institutions of higher educa- 
tion are the third-most 
expensive in the nation for 
pubhc two-year schools 
($5,359 per year), fourth- 
most expensive for public 
four-year schools ($9,672 
per year), and llth-most 
expensive for private four- 
year schools ($27,272 per 
year). 

Since 1999, tuition and 
fees for Pennsylvania resi- 
dents attending public and 
private institutions in the 
state increased by 51 per- 
cent. From 1999 to 2006, 
tuition and fees increased 
by 67 percent at the four 
state-related universities 
(Lincoln, Penn State, 



Pittsburgh, and Temple) 
and 44 percent at the 14 
State System of Higher 
Education schools. These 
figures do not include the 
recent in-state increases of 
5.5 percent at Penn State, 
6.5 percent at Pittsburgh, 
and 2,75 percent at the state 
schools. 

Over the same period, 
the Consumer Price Index, 
or inflation rate, has risen 
by 27 percent. The cost of 
higher education has 
increased by a higher per- 
centage than the inflation 
rate every single year over 
the last 11 years. In many 
years, the increase has been 
double the inflation rate. 
Clearly, higher education 
institutions must do a better 
job keeping future increases 
equal to or less than the rate 
of inflation. 

Higher education costs 
also have exceeded increas- 
es in annual median income. 
From 1999 to 2005, the 
annual median income in 
Pennsylvania increased 
only 19 percent from 
$38,918 to $46,300. 

This data provides sub- 
stantial evidence to support 



development of new, innova- 
tive programs that would 
benefit Pennsylvania stu- 
dents and their families. 

In four consecutive ses- 
sions during my tenure as a 
state senator, I introduced a 
bill tp estabhsh a HOPE 
Scholarship program in 
Pennsylvania. This pro- 
gram would have paid high- 
er education costs for 
Pennsylvania students who 
chose to attend a 
Pennsylvania school, pro- 
vided they met eligibility 
requirements such as earn- 
ing and maintaining a 3.0 
grade-point average. If the 
student chose to attend a 
state-owned university, the 
program would pay his or 
her entire tuition. If the 
student chose to attend a 
state-related or private 
institution, the program 
would pay a portion of his or 
her tuition based on the 
average cost at the state - 
owned universities. 

I modeled the legislation 
after Georgia's HOPE 
Scholarship program, which 
began in 1993. Georgia uses 
proceeds from its state lot- 
tery to fund its HOPE 



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Scholarship program. Since 
inception, the state of 
Georgia has provided more 
than $3.8 billion in HOPE 
scholarships to more than 
1,060,000 students. 

Imagine how many 
Pennsylvania s:udents we 
could help by estabhshing 
this type of program in the 
commonwealth! 

I strongly encourage the 
Pennsylvania General 

Assembly to revisit legisla- 
tion to create a HOPE 
Scholarship program. The 
biggest obstacle, of course, is 
funding. It will be difficult 
for legislators to find a way 
to pay for a HOPE 
Scholarship program with- 
out either raising taxes or 
taking revenue from some- 
thing else. 

So let me make a sug- 
gestion: Let's pay for HOPE 
scholarships with excess 
slots casino revenue and 
any future expansion of 
gaming in Pennsylvania. 
Critics scoffed at Gov. 
Rendell's estimates that 



Pennsylvania's slots casinos 
would generate enough prof- 
its to fund $1 billion a year 
for property tax relief. Yet 
early returns suggest that 
Gov. Rendell's estimate was 
on the low side, and that 
slots casinos may actually 
generate several hundred 
million dollars more than 
the governor's original pre- 
diction. 

Let's put that money to 
good use and invest in our 
children. Young people 
under 18 years old are 23 
percent of our population; 
however, they are 100 per- 
cent of our future. Their 
future and Pennsylvania's 
future depends on our 
action to mitigate rising 
higher education costs and 
make it more affordable and 
accessible to all 

Pennsylvanians. 

- Jack Wagner 

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Political Column 



Hause: "We need change, not experience!" 




Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Coming off of a very 
impressive victory in Iowa, 
Barack Obama and the 
political pollsters looked to 
finally kick Hillary Clinton 
to the curb and put aside 
this nonsense of another 
Clinton in the White House. 
After all, by the end of 
George W. Bush's term, it 
will have been 28 years 
since there has not been a 
Bush or a Clinton in the 
White House. Also, judging 
by the country's most recent 
ridiculous wave of bandwag- 
on jumping, we need 



change, not experience! 

Change is Obama's new 
message, plain and simple. 
Before this his message was 
"hope" for America, not 
change. He probably real- 
ized the value of the old 
expression that "you can 
hope in one hand and crap 
in the other. Guess which 
one will fill up first." 

Well, thank God for that 
because I "hope" for change, 
too. And I am sure that you 
want change, don't you? And 
your family, friends and 
neighbors, I bet that they 
want change as well. All of 
the TV pundits want change 
and each one has someone 
to blame for why things 
have not changed. But it 
sounds so familiar, almost 
like we hear this every elec- 
tion. 

Well, actually, things 



have "changed" in past elec- 
tions. After all, our air got 
dirtier, our rivers became 
more polluted, gas prices 
have skyrocketed out of con- 
trol, our constitution has 
been gutted and our world 
standing has been reduced 
to "those guys with the 
bombs". See, now after 
thinking about it, we can 
see that things have 
changed in past elections! 

But back to this elec- 
tion. Most political experts 
in the mainstream media 
had short "changed" Hillary 
by insisting that Obama 
was ahead by at least ten 
points in the polls the day of 
the New Hampshire pri- 
mary. "Waterworks" Clinton 
lagged behind in second 
place and John Edwards 
was out doing the moonwalk 
in front of some retirement 



center. Actually, it does not 
matter what John Edwards 
has done to campaign. He is 
not getting any coverage 
anyways, so at least maybe 
if the right person reads 
that he can do the moon- 
walk, he could get some 
more TV time. 

But fortunately for 
those of us who love our 
reality TV on the nightly 
news, Hillary put on an 
impressive Emmy Award 
winning display of emotion 
when asked about life on the 
campaign trail (specifically 
"who does your hair?"). The 
question was her cue to let 
the tear up like a little girl 
who had just found out that 
there is no Santa Claus and 
the Easter Bunny was last 
night's dinner. 

CNN, MSNBC and Faux 
News could not get enough 



of that footag and hoped to 
discredit Hillary as weak 
and ill prepared. So they 
played it over and over 
again like they aired the 
planes hitting the Trade 
Towers on 9/11. But much to 
the dismay of all the politi- 
cal analysts, who had 
Obama up by ten or more 
points in the polls and had 
all but buried Clinton's 
presidential dreams, 

Clinton cried herself to a 
clear cut victory in New 
Hampshire, giving the pun- 
dits a big turd sandwich to 
munch on for a while. 
Following New Hampshire, 
she also won the Nevada 
caucuses, even with 
Obama's endorsement from 
Nevada's largest labor 
union, the Culinary 
Workers Union. 

This endorsement. 



despite the election results, 
was the straw that broke 
the Clintons' back. From the 
time that the endorsement 
was given, it has been noth- 
ing but a knock down, drag 
out kind of debate. 
Everything from old voting 
records, former employers 
and even allegations from 
Clinton and Obama belit- 
tling one another over Dr. 
Martin Luther King and the 
American Civil Rights 
Movement. Well, the fight is 
on, but, seeing as how just 
this past Monday was 
Martin Luther King Day, 
both Clinton and Obama 
might show some respect for 
Dr. King by trying to use 
logical and peaceful resolve 
rather than just name call- 
ing and baseless allegations. 
They should be saving that 
for the Republicans! 



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Ask Doctor Eagle 

Rachael Franklin 

Co// Contribgtor 

Last semester I got off to a rough 
start. I really want to turn things around 

# and get back on track with my school- 
work and prioritize my life. Do you have 

• any tips for helping me be successful this 
semester? 



Signed, 

Wanna Do Good 



IHC brings campus residents together 




A Below are a 
H few tips 
that I think 
§ you will find 
helpful in 
starting off your spring 
semester. 

Go to class. Obvious, 
right? Maybe. But, sleep- 
ing in and skipping that 8 
a.m. class will be tempting 
at times. Avoid the temp- 
tation. Besides learning 
the material by attending 
classes, you'll also receive 
vital information from the 
professors about what to 
expect on tests, changes in 
due dates, etc. Also, make 
an effort to be involved in 
the class discussion. 
Professors like it when you 
participate instead of sit- 
ting there hke a bump on a 
log. 

Get/Stay Organized. If 

you haven't noticed, col- 
lege is all abwit multitask- 
ing, and you can easily get 
overwhelmed with due 
dates, team meetings and 
other demands on your 
time. You should try using 
a planner or other organi- 
zation system. You will 
find it very helpful to have 
aUyour important dates 
written down. Keep home- 
work, tests and class 
papers in a central loca- 
tion (throwing them in the 
back of your car or under 
your bed doesn't count). 



Strive for good grades. 

Another obvious one here, 
right? But this means set- 
ting some goals for your- 
self and then making sure 
you work as hard as you 
can to achieve them. 

Coming up with both 
long-term and short-term 
goals will not only help you 
get more work done, but 
it'll help you to feel more 
focused. 

For short-term goals, 
you'll want to make com- 
promises with yourself. 
You might really want to 
watch the new episode of 
Grey's Anatomy, but that 
term paper is due tomor- 
row morning. If you have a 
clear goal that you need to 
finish that paper, then 
you'll realize that TV 
might be a little less 
important. (And besides, 
you can always download 
the episode online later.) 

For long-term goals, 
try to be both realistic and 
flexible. Setting goals that 



Make time for you. Be 

sure you set aside some 
time and activities that 
help you relax and take 
the stress out of your day 
or week; whether it's join- 
ing an intramural team at 
the rec center, watching 
your favorite television 
shows or just simply hang- 
ing out with some friends. 

Be prepared to feel 
overwhelmed. There's a 
lot going in your life right 
now. Expect to have 
moments where it seems a 
bit too much. Be prepared 
to feel completely unpre- 
pared. The trick is know- 
ing that you're not the only 
one feeling that way. 



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you know you won't be 
able to accomplish will 
never help you. 

Use Time Wisely. Even if 
you do not procrastinate 
and are the most organ- 
ized person in the world, 
time can be one of your 
biggest enemies in college. 
You will want to tackle 
your harder work first; 
this will assure you that 
you have enough time to 
complete it. Take breaks 
as a reward for work 
(watch some TV, checkout 
who has updated their pro- 
file on Facebook and so 
on). 

Sleep. Getting enough 
sleep (and going to sleep at 
the same time each night) 
is probably the single most 
important thing you can 
do for yourself It's fine to 
stay up late every once in a 
while when you go out, but 
if your sleeping habits 
aren't mostly normal and 
regular, it can really mess 
you up. 

If you want to feel 
awake without having to 
get a coffee after every 
class (which ends up being 
more expensive than you'd 
think), then you peed a 
sleep schedule. Even if aH 
you get is five hours a 
night, go to sleep at the 
same time every single 
day. Your body will get 
used to not getting much 
rest (although it's still not 
great for you), but if you 
constantly change the time 
when you're getting that 
rest, your body won't ever 
know what's going on and 
you'll feel worse than get- 
ting no rest at all. 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Stoff Writer 

Networking, leadership 
opportunities and campus 
involvement are just a few 
things the InterHall Council 
(IHC) has to offer. IHC pro- 
vides opportunities of all 
kinds for students living 
right on Clarion 

University's campus. 

Membership is simple; 
any student living on cam- 
pus is already a member of 
IHC. In order to get 
involved, simply attend the 
weekly meetings. 

"Anyone that lives on 
campus is considered a 
member of IHC," said co- 
director of programming 
and junior elementary edu- 
cation major Casey Kopac. 
"To get involved, all you 

have to do is come to a meet- 
ing " 
mg. 

The organization meets 
to discuss policies, issues 
and upcoming activities. 
IHC does different fundrais- 
ers and sponsors one of 
Clarion's most popular 
activities— Clarion Idol. 

"It's one of our most suc- 
cessful events," said IHC 
president and junior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major Sam Noblit. "People 
audition and it's just like 
American Idol." 

"My favorite event is 
definitely Clarion Idol," said 
Kopac. 

Clarion Idol has three 
judges just like the televi- 
sion program. After audi- 
tions and performances, the 
judges pick a student win- 
ner. This year's event will 
be held on Feb. 28 and 29, 

"It packs Hart Chapel," 
said faculty adviser to IHC 
Brian Hoover. 'It's such a 
blast. You get to see talent 
you may have never real- 
ized." 



The group also plans 
other event.s such a.s dances, 
programs and the 
Hall'Lympics. 

"It [Hall'Lympics] gets 
pretty competitive." said 
Hoover. 

In addition to these 
events, IHC also sponsors 
"Send your Crush a Crush". 
Through this fundraiser, 
students can send their 



After meeting and finding 
out that students wanted 
shelves, IHC was able to 
take. 

The group also takes 
care of ordering the 
microwave and refrigerator 
combinations for the resi- 
dence halls. 

How does IHC differ 
from the multitude of cam- 
pus organizations? 



Clarion's residence halls 
have received awards on the 
regional level from the 
Central Atlantic Affiliate of 
College and University 
Residence Halls. Clarion's 
IHC is a member of the 
National Association of 
College and University 
Residence Halls 

(NACURH). 

NACURH membership 




Sfiaimon Schafer / The Clarion Call 
The InterHall Counc/7 provides opportunities for students who live in residence halls, like Becht 
Hall (above), to come together. They help with problems, like shelving in the showers and provide 
activities. 



crush a Crush soda. It costs 
$2 to send the soda anony- 
mously and $1 if the student 
includes their name. This 
fundraiser partners with 
Phi Delta Theta, contribut- 
ing all funds to help fight 
Lou Gehrig's disease. 

Within the residence 
halls, IHC listens to stu- 
dents and becomes their 
voice when issues or needs 
arise. Noblit mentioned 
that one such issue was 
shelving in shower stalls. 



"We are the only cam- 
pus organization that focus- 
es on the population of stu- 
dents that live on campus," 
said Kopac. 

"It gives students a 
great opportunity to build 
leadership skills," said 
Noblit. "It is a good way to 
get out there and meet peo- 
ple. If students get involved, 
they have betteir chances of 
staying here." 

InterHall has regional 
and national memberships. 



has taken Clarion students 
outside of Pennsylvania. 
Conferences are held every 
year for residence hall coun- 
cils across the nation. Last 
year's conference was held 
in California. 

"If you live on campus 
and want to get involved, 
come to InterHall, there's a 
place for you," said Hoover. 

To get involved, stop-h^L, 
Gemmell 248 at 6 p.m. on 
Thursdays. 



Panhellenic Council reaches out to 
Clarion women for sorority recruitment 



Megan Linton 



Staff Writer 

Clarion University's 
Panhellenic Council is 
expanding the Greek 
Community by encouraging 
women to register for all 
sorority recruitment. 

The Panhellenic Council 
is the main governing body 
of sorority women to main- 
tain their affiliation with 
campus. Currently the 
Panhellenic Council is hold- 
ing a recruitment program 
titled "Don't Look for 
Opportunities, Make 

Them!" Registration for 
recruitment is this week in 
Gemmell at the lower rotun- 
da from 11:00 a.m. to 1:30 
p.m. and 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 
p.m. Women can also regis- 
ter in Chandler Dining Hall 



11:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. and 
4:00 to 6:00 p.m. 

To be eligible to join a 
sorority, the women must 
have earned 12 college cred- 
its, must have a 2.4 cumula- 
tive average and be in good 
academic standing with the 
university. 

On Jan. 24 at 4:30 p.m., 
the Panhellenic Council will 
be hosting a "meet the soror- 
ities night" in the Gemmell 
Multipurpose room. At the 
event, the women interested 
in joining a sorority will 
have the opportunity to find 
out what each sorority is 
about. The sororities that 
will be taking part in 
recruitment are Alpha 
Sigma Tau, Delta Phi 
Epsilon, Delta Zeta, Phi 
Sigma Sigma, Sigma Sigma 
Sigma and Zeta Tau Alpha. 



The actual recruitment 
process begins on Jan. 28 
and will last for five days. 
During the five days, the 
women will be able to attend 
recruitment events held by 
each of the sororities. 

At recruitment events, 
the potential new members 
and the current members of 
the sorority have a chance to 
get to know each other. The 
potential new member will 
find out the particulars 
about all the sororities, 
including when they were 
founded, campus events, 
social events, philan- 
thropies and fun facts about 
the organization. 

The potential new mem- 
bers will start out by visit- 
ing all of the sororities then 
later pick and choose what 
sorority to continue to look 




at. By Thursday, the women 
will pick what sororities 
they would accept member- 
ship from, and the sororities 
will choose which of the 
potential new members they 
would extend their member- 
ship to. On Feb. 1 the new 
members will be welcomed 
by their newly chosen chap- 
ters to finalize the recruit- 
ment program. 



Humane Society closes its doors Jan. 31 



Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

The Pennsylvania 

Society for the Prevention of 
Cruelty to Animals (PSPCA) 
Clarion County Humane 
Society will be closing down 
on Jan. 31, 2007, handing 
over the facility to another 
animal rescue center. 

Until then, pets will 
continue to be put down and 
most college students will 
remain unable to adopt. 

PSPCA Chief 

^5TJiri« said tirat tfje rfiel- 
ter, which is closing down 
due to funding of other pro- 



grams, is currently looking 
for someone to take over the 
Clarion County Humane 
Society (CCHS). 

"We are still discussing 
specifics, but we don't have 
a solid agreement yet," said 
Skypala. 

Until the close down 
date, the shelter will still 
continue to accept animals. 
However, there are more 
animals coming in than are 
being adopted, says PSPCA 
staff member Amanda 
Smith. 

A study put out by the 
National Council on Pet 
Population Study and Policy 
(NCPPSP) estimated the 



average euthanizing, or 
'painlessly ending life for 
reasons of mercy', of dogs 
and cats across the nation 
per year. They projected 
that 56.6 percent of dogs 
and 71.1 percent of cats that 
enter a shelter will be euth- 
anized in one year's time. 

The CCHS is averaging 
a minimum of ten animals 
per week that are being 
euthanized, said Smith. 

Yet, with a large part of 
Clarion's population as col- 
lege students, 99 percent of 
students that want a com- 
panion to cuddle with dur- 
ing the winter months will 
not be granted permission to 



adopt a pet. 

"Ninety-nine percent of 
college students (in Clarion) 
either live in the dorms or 
rent from a landlord that 
does not allow pets to live in 
the house," says Smith, "We 
would allow them to adopt, 
but most of them just don't 
have the permission." 

Barbara Ghering. a 
sophomore at Clarion 
University, was one of the 
few students that were able 
to adopt a pet from Clarion's 
humane society. 

See "Humane Society" 
page 5. 



The Clarion Call 



Features 



January 24, 2008 5 



Former Stealer pays tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr. 



Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

"Free at last! Free at 
last! Thank God Almighty, 
we are free at last," were the 
words spoken by Martin 
Luther King Jr. in 1963. 
Those words were remem- 
bered by Clarion University 
last week. 

On Friday, Jan. 18, stu- 
dents, faculty and communi- 
ty members joined together 
at Clarion's Chandler 
Dining Hall to pay tribute to 
Martin Luther King Jr. by 
way of the 12th Annual 
Martin Luther King Jr. 
Holiday Community 

Celebration. 

The program consisted 
of poetry reading and a per- 
formance by the Buffalo 
Soldiers, led by Col. Charles 
Moss, chief administrator of 
VisionQuest in Franklin. 



Clarion University's Lift 
Every Voice Choir was on 
hand to perform a gospel 
medley and former 
Pittsburgh Steeler, William 
Asbury, served as the 
keynote speaker for the 
event. 

Asbury. now retired, 
lived a life of service as a 
staff member at Penn State 
University for 27 years. 
While at Penn State, he 
served in four positions, 
including vice president for 
student affairs, executive 
assistant to the president, 
assistant to the provost and 
an affirmative action officer. 

He was also a running 
back for the Pittsburgh 
Steelers from 1966-68. Once 
finding out how many 
Steelers fans were in the 
audience, he stood strong in 
regarding the team as being 
the best, in his opinion. 

"They are sitting at 



home now, but they've been 
[to the Super Bowl] five 
times and won," he said. 

Noting his time in the 
NFL, he commented on 
King's most famous, "I Have 
a Dream" speech. 

"I had the chance to live 
that dream," he said. 

Asbury spoke on the dif- 
ference in the amount of 
black football players of his 
day to present times. Being 
able to play in a time where 
the majority of players, 
coaches and team owners 
were white could not have 
been possible without the 
acts of Martin Luther King 
Jr., he said. 

Asbury spoke about a 
recent trip to Memphis. 
While there, he visited the 
civil rights museum. This 
trip opened his eyes to the 
struggle of the civil rights 
protestors. He urged people 
to go to Memphis to hnve a 




better visual concept of the 
civil rights movement. 

Asbury said, while it 
seems that King's dream 
has come true, "We still 
have a long way to go." 

He believes that King's 
dream is still relevant after 
today. 

He called for people to 
see an opportunity and do 
something good with it. He 
compared this change to the 
idea of, "pay it forward." The 
idea is that, by doing one 
good thing for one person, 
they in tern will perform a 
random act of kindness. 
This will cause a chain reac- 
tion of good that will spread 
through the masses. 

Asbury said, "Everyday 
each of us has an opportuni- 
ty to do something good." 

He finished his speech 
with the reminder, 
"Remember to take that 
random act of kindness 
because you never know 
where it will end up." 




Kayla Rush / The Clarion Cal\ 

William Ashbury, a former Pittsburgh Steeler, speaks to students 
and community members about Martin Luther King, Jr. 's impact 
on his life and the world. 



Kayla Rush / rne C/ar/on Ca// 
The Buffalo Soldiers perform at the Martin Luther King Jr. Holiday Community Celebration. 




The audience looks on as the Lift Every Voice Choir performs. 



KaylfiRush/rDeto/wlj'iy? 



"Humane Society," from 
page 4 

'The procedures that I had 
to go through just to adopt a 
cat were ridiculous. It took 
me a week of phone calls to 
parents and landlords, and 
a ton of visits back an fourth 
before they would finally let 
me get my kitten," said 
Ghering. 

Smith described a 'good 
home or owner' for a pet as 
someone who is able to 



afford vet care and food, 
keep shots up to date, and 
keep a pet inside. 

"I'm capable of all the 
requirements of being a 
good owner," said Ghering, 
"it really bothers me that I 
had to go through so much 
questioning while I was just 
trying to give a kitten a good 
home and a fair chance at 
life." 

In a document titled 
"Pet Adoptions to College 
Students" put out by the 
PSPCA's Philadelphia head- 



quarters, numerous reasons 
were listed as to why college 
students were not allowed to 
adopt pets. Reasons ranged 
from animal abandonment, 
problems developing when 
"fraternities and sororities 
use animals as mascots", 
and traveling during winter 
and summer breaks. 

"It is very difficult for a 
pet to bounce around from 
home to home, just like it 
would be on a child," says 
Smith. 

On average, 84 animals 



per week have to call the 
CCHS their 'home.' 

The CCHS will hold 
anywhere from 60-130 ani- 
mals at a time. According to 
Skypala, these animals will 
not be put down just 
because they are not adopt- 
ed by the time the shelter 
closes. 

"At that time we will 
move any animals that we 
have in Clarion to one of our 
other branch shelters for 
adoption," said Skypala. 

The current adoption 



prices at the CCHS are $50 
for a cat and $75 for a dog. 
These fees include a spay or 
neuter voucher, up to date 
shots, 30 days of pet health 
insurance, and a five pound 
bag of food. New pets will 
also be injected with a tiny 
microchip so that a pet can 
be tracked down in the 
event that it becomes lost. 

To adopt a pet, one is 
required to fill out an appli- 
cation prior to selecting a 
pet for adoption, along with 
having permission from the 



landlord or home owner of 
the residence the pet will be 
living in. The adopter must 
also agree to have the pet 
spayed or neutered if the 
operation has not alii'.uly 
been preformed. 

The Clarion County 
Humane Society is located 
on Route 322 in 
Shippenville, Pa. and can be 
contacted at (814) 22()-9192 
for further information. 



Sigma Phi Epsilon brings new "fratiquette" to Clarion 



Megan Linton 

Staff 'Writer 

Clarion University may 
be adding a new fraternity 
to the Greek community in 
the spring 2007 semester, 
according to the assistant 
director of Campus Life. 

"Barring anything 

unforeseen," the assistant 
director Shawn Hoke said, 
the Sigma Phi Epsilon 
(SigEp) Fraternity will be 
starting their recruitment 
process the third week in 
January, along with the rest 
of the Greek organizations. 
Ryan Rastetter, the 
Expansion Director for the 
SigEp fraternity, looks for 
certain things when decid- 
ing to establish a chapter on 
a new campus. 

"We look for the stabili- 
ty and health of the Greek 
community and the average 
G.P.A [grade point average] 
of the student body," 
Rastetter said. 

Rastetter said the fra- 
ternity looks at the "health" 
of the Greek community by 
how well they are doing on 
the campus and the future 
plans of expansion. They 



also look at the grade point 
average because SigEp 
requires their members to 
have a 3.0. 

Rastetter said they also 
take into account how many 
active fraternities and 
sororities the campus has. 
Currently Clarion has eight 
general sororities, six gener- 
al fraternities, 14 honorary 
fraternities and one service 
fraternity. With the addi- 
tion of SigEp the Greek com- 
munity will have 30 organi- 
zations on campus. 

The SigEps have a 
recruiting process and mem- 
bership program unlike any 
of the fraternities currently 
offered at Clarion 
University. 

Rastetter said there is 
no pledge period to become a 
member of the SigEp frater- 
nity. Once a potential new 
member agrees to become 
part of this organization and 
follow the ideals and stan- 
dards, the member will 
begin what the Sigma Phi 
Epsilon fraternity calls "The 
Balanced Man Program." 

According to the 
Balanced Man Program 
Cliff Notes, the organization 
adopted the leadership 



development plan in fall of 
1992 to create a well-round- 
ed man under the ideal of 
"Universal respect for self 
and others." The Balanced 
Man is a four-year continu- 
ous development program. 
It focuses on the principles 
of Plato and Aristotle to cre- 
ate a sound body and a 
sound mind. The ba.sis of the 
Balanced Man Program cen- 
tered through mentoring, 
community involvement, 
experiential learning and 
brotherhood. 

Each member will have 
a mentor and also serve as a 
mentor. A mentor is selected 
to help the member accom- 
plish the principles of the 
Balanced Man Program. 
The SigEp fraternity is 
active within the communi- 
ty by cleaning up highways, 
feeding the homeless or 
working in an animal shel- 
ter. Experiential learning is 
a hands on learning experi- 
ence accomplished through 
participating in team chal- 
lenges that enhance self- 
awareness and self-esteem. 
The Balanced Man 
Program Cliff Notes 
describe the SigEp brother- 
hood by saying "Men join 



our fraternity for friendship, 
brotherhood and fellowship. 
Through these intangibles 
they experience personal 
growth and self-fulfillment 
through both traditional 
and innovative opportuni- 
ties." 

Described in the cliff 
notes, the completion of the 
Balanced Man Program is 
accomplihed through four 
challenges. The program 
begins with the Sigma 
Challenge, then the Phi 
Challenge, followed by the 
Epsilon Challenge and final- 
ly the Brother Mentor 
Challenge. A post-gradua- 
tion challenge is the Fellow 
Challenge in which an 
application process is 
required. Each challenge is 
completed after finishing a 
checklist of goals proving 
the member understands 
each of the challenges objec- 
tives. The challenges are 
designed to educate the 
member on the structure of 
the fraternity and the mem- 
ber's personal wellness. For 
example, in the Sigma Phi 
Epsilon Challenge, the 
member must read and 
understand the bylaws of 
the fraternity and work on 



team building skills. 

From the February 2006 
Time Magazine article 
"Frats get a Manners 
Makeover," Nathan 

Thornburgh describes the 
SigEp chapter from Oregon 
State University attending 
a weekly dinner etiquette 
program. Just one of the 
many programs the SigEp 
fraternity holds in hopes to 
create the Balanced Man. 

"Call it the new frati- 
quette, but these weekly 
civility sessions are just a 
small part of a growing 
reform movement led by 
SigEp, the country's largest 
fraternity. As colleges con- 
tinue to crack down on binge 
drinking, hazing and gener- 
al hooliganism, some frater- 
nities are redefining the 
Greek experience in order to 
save it," Thornburgh said in 
the article. 

Maria D'Ascenzo, the 
president of the Panhellenic 
Council is both excited and 
optimistic for the addition of 
the new fraternity. 
D'Ascenzo said the new fra- 
ternity will be a stepping 
stone in paving the way for 
the rest of the Greek com- 
munity to lose the "Animal 



House" stereotype. 

"I think the new oi-yani- 
zation, if they do well with 
recruiting and follow the 
goals and values the frater- 
nity has, the rest of ilie 
Greek community will look 
at themselves and ask: How 
can this type of pro<>i'am 
work for us?" D'.Ascenzo 
said. 

Shawn Hoke said he will 
be surprised if this IratiTni- 
ty has trouble I'ecruiting 
new members. He said 
because they are staitin^' 
from scratch there will be no 
stereotypes attached to the 
SigEp fraternity. 

In addition to SiuKp 
Hoke said he is hopmu to 
expand the Greek communi- 
ty by possibly adding inure 
fraternities in the future. 
Alumni members from the 
Sigma Pi and Theta Xi fra- 
ternities, which Were (uuc 
existing chapters at Claiion, 
are showing a lot of interest 
in bringing their chai)tei's 
back on campus. He would 
also like to start talkum to 
representatives ol the 
Sigma Nu fraternit\ < 

they would have in: 
being part Clarion- : ., 
community. 



January 24, 2008 



Entarteinment 



Tfii: Clarion Call 




UAB kicks off Snowdays 



George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

As we begin another 
spring semester here at 
Clarion University, the 
University Activities Board 
(UAB) has some winter 
events coming up in 
February. 

Students will have a 
great opportunity to get 
involved with next month's 
UAB preview "snow days," 
which will be held from 
February 2-9. 

Each day has different 
events that students will be 
able to participate in. 

Feb. 2: At 3 a.m. stu- 
dents will be meeting for a 
Ground Hog Day Bus Trip 
to Punxsutawney, Pa. At 10 
a.m. there will be a Holiday 
Valley Ski Trip to 
Ellicottville, Ny. Price list- 
ings will be available to 
view on the Clarion home 
page. 

Feb. 3: At 6 p.m. there 



will be a Superbowl party in 
the Gemmell multi purpose 
room. Students are urged to 
attend. 

Feb. 5: At 5 p.m. there 
will be a Mardi Gras Facade 
in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Room (MPR) (you 
can contact Jamie Bero at 
Jbero(«;clarion.edu for more 
information on this event). 
At 8 p.m. there will be a 
Mardi Gras Party, featuring 
Zydeco Vacation also in the 
MPR. 

Feb. 6: At 6 p.m. the 
UAB be hosting sled riding 
and Snowperson building at 
the Rugby field. A Women's 
Basketball Spirit night will 
be held at the same time 
inTippin Gym. 

Feb. 7: At 5 p.m., a 
Chinese New Year celebra- 
tion will be held in the MPR, 
and following that at 8 p.m. 
students will have the 
opportunity to participate in 
an ice sculpting competition 
also to be held in the MPR. 



Feb. 8: Two events will 
be held at 11 a.m., both in 
the MPR. They are "Stuff-a- 
plush" and Make Your Own 
Valentine card. Following 
that at 8 p.m., the Night at 
the Boardwalk event will be 
held in the MPR. This event 
will include sand art, Dance 
Dance Revolution and 
antique photos. 

Feb. 9: At 7:30 p.m. we 
will host a men's spirit night 
also to be held at Tippin 
Gym. 

Each day of events is a 
great opportunity students 
and their friends to get 
active and involved. 

The UAB is a great pro- 
gram for students to 
become involved in. 

Each day of events could 
be subject to change due to 
weather and further comph- 
cations. Be sure to check the 
Clarion website for all the 
details. 




Sean Montgomery / The Clarion Call 



Carnegie Science Center hosts exhibit 



Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

Pittsburgh's Carnegie 
Science Center has given 
the public eye the opportu- 
nity to take an in depth look 
at the inner workings of the 
human body in the form of 
"BODIES... The Exhibition" 
by displaying preserved 
human bodies in a safe 
learning environment. 

"Bodies" is an intense 
exhibit which showcases 
real skeletal, respiratory, 
muscular and circulatory 
systems, along with over 
200 other organs, and also 
provides a section where 
certain organs are allowed 
to be touched and held. 
These organs include, but 
are not limited to, a kidney, 
heart, hver and a human 
brain. 

The bodies, which are 
all unclaimed, unidentified 
bodies that came from 
China, were collected by fol- 
lowing the same process 
that the United States uses 
with unidentified bodies 
that are donated for medical 
research. 

The bodies are pre- 
served by being injected 
with chemicals to retard the 
decaying process, and then 
placed in a liquid silicone 
mixture where the organs 
will eventually dry and 
harden. 

Ron Baillie, Chief 



Program Officer for the 
Carnegie Science Center 
said that overall this has 
been a very intense and suc- 
cessful program. 

"Attendance has been 
great and we have had some 
very positive feedback, espe- 
cially on those exhibits that 
target health concerns," said 
Baillie. 

These health exhibits 
show a side by side compar- 
ison of what an organ 
should look like, and what it 
looks like after serious dam- 
age has taken place. 
On display are healthy 
hearts next to a heart with 
coronary disease, a healthy 
lung compared to that of a 
smoker and a display which 
demonstrates how fat tissue 
takes blood away from other 
organs. 

- "It's amazing to see the 
responses we get, especially 
to the lungs... they just can't 
believe the effects," Baillie 
said. "People just drop their 
packs of cigarettes right 
there on the ground after 
they see what their lungs 
look like." 

The program, which is 
only the second of its kind, 
has been considered a con- 
troversial issue by many dif- 
ferent groups. Baillie said 
that while most of those 
opposing against the exhibit 
have been religious groups 
of the Orthodox or Jewish 
faith, there have been no 
serious problems. 



Overall reactions to the 
exhibit have varied; howev- 
er, more people have been 
willing to learn rather than 
challenge ethics. 

"When we first saw the 
exhibit we found it to be 
impactful and educational... 
the opportunities to learn 
were unlike any other we 
saw," said BailHe. "Most 
people are fine with what 
they see, and the younger 
kids are especially 
intrigued. We can really 
teach them a lot, and they 
are so willing to learn." 

The exhibit is given its 
own separate entrance in 
the Carnegie Science Center 
and will be on display until 
May 4th, 2008. 

Baillie said, "It is an 
amazing educational experi- 
ence. I would encourage 
anyone with any interest at 
all to come see this exhibit - 
even those who weren't sure 
if they were interested in 
seeing this kind of display 
have walked away very 
pleased." 

Tickets can be pur- 
chased at online or by call- 
ing 412.237.3400 

Interested or want to 
know more about the Bodies 
exhibit? 

For more information 
check out the science cen- 
ters website www.carnegi- 
esciencecenter.org/bodies. 



Movie Review 

"27 Dresses" is a delight 




Courtesy of IStockPhotos 



Madelon Cline 

Staff Writer 

Director: Anne Fletcher 
Rating: 4/ 5 

♦ ♦♦♦♦ 

Every year, the movie 
theaters are presenting 
comedies and love stories, 
but it is rare you find a 
comedic love story that is 
worth watching. 

"27 Dresses" is just that, 
a comedic love story. 

Jane is played by 
Katherine Heigl (Grey's 
Anatomy) a single, hopeless 
romantic, that has planned 
and participated in 27 wed- 
dings as a bridesmaid of 
these 27 weddings, each cel- 
ebrated the unity of people 
in many cultures, and how a 
wedding brings people 



together. Jane was known 
throughout her family and 
friends as the bridesmaid, 
and all though her family 
didn't notice, Jane just 
wanted a wedding of her 
own. 

When New York City's 
best wedding columnist 
Kevin Doyle, played by 
James Marsedon, gets 
knowledge of her wedding 
escapades, he plans to make 
a smart career change by 
writing her story Kevin, by 
slight chance, met Jane at 
one of her many weddings, 
begins an article about all of 
Jane's true feelings towards 
the weddings she supposed- 
ly loves being in. 

Typically in a movie you 
expect that the guy a girl is 
interested in, is going to be 
symbolized as Prince 
Charming. But, once Jane's 
younger sister shows up in 
her life again, she shows 
Jane's Prince Charming for 
his true values. 

The question through- 
out the whole movie: Will 
Jane ever have a wedding of 



her own? The answer is a 
complete shock, so you will 
have to go and see if she 
finds a true prince charm- 
ing. 

Director Anne Fletcher 
definitely showed how hec- 
tic weddings can be and how 
important it is to always 
keep close with family, no 
matter what happens. 

My first impression of 
"27 Dresses" was from the 
commercials. The commer- 
cials played the movie out to 
be just another chick flick. 
In all actuality I believed 
the movie was just the right 
blend of chick and comedic 
value. 

Walking to you car in icy 
weather to see the movie 
with friends just adds to the 
enjoyment of this movie. 
The movie was definitely 
worth almost falling on ice 
to go see it. 

As actress Katherine 
Jane says, 'That's it, that's 
all I have to say, so, I'll go 
now!" 



Reason for actor's death still unknown 



Amber Stockholm 

Arts/Entertainment Editor 

According to CNN.com 
Australian-born actor 

Heath Ledger was found 
dead at the age of 28 in his 
Manhatten apartment on 
Tuesday, Jan. 22. 

Police spokesman Paul 
Browne told CNN "there 
were pills found in the vicin- 
ity of the bed." 

The immediate reason- 
ing for Ledger's death was 



an overdose on sleeping 
pills. An autopsy was 
scheduled for Wednesday 
morning but was deemed 
"inconclusive". 

A medical examiner's 
spokeswoman told CNN 
that it could take 10-14 days 
to determine the specific 
cause of death. 

The actor and his girl- 
friend, actress Michelle 
Williams, split last year. 
The couple had a 2-year-old 
daughter, Matilda Rose. 



Police told reporters at 
CNN, that there was no 
note left and so far, no incli- 
nation of foul play. 

Clarion University stu- 
dent Grace Fonzi said, "its 
really a shame, and I think 
it was probably accidental". 

Ledger was known for 
his performance in films 
such as, Brokeback 
Mountain, 10 Things I hate 
About You, The Patriot, 
Monster's Ball and a 
Knight's Tale. 



Concert Calendar 



January 



Haste The Day: Mr. 

Sraall'sJan. 25, 7 p.m. lu- 
ll 6. tickets available 1- 
866-468-3401 

Assylum Street 

Spankers: Diesel, Jan. 26, 
6 p.m. $18-$20. Tickets 
available via Ticketmaster. 

Sonic Funhouse Series: 

Mr. Small's Jan. 27, 7 p.m. 
tickets online or 866-468- 
3401 

Enter the Haggis: Diesel 
Jan. 27, over 21, 6 p.m. $14- 
16-$. Tickets available 
via Ticketraaster, 

As I Lay Dying: Mr. 

Small's Jan. 29, 6:46 p.m. 
Tickers available online 
www.mrsmalls.com or 866- 
468-3401 

The Go-Go's: Palace 
Theater Jan. 29. 7:30 p.m. 
$35-$45. Tickets available 
at 724-836-8000 

SickOfltAll/wMadball: 

Diesel Jan. 31, all ages. 6 
p.m. $15-$17. Tickets avail- 
able via Ticketmaster. 

Stomp National Tour: 

Palace Theater Feb.l & 2, 8 
p.m. $30-$70. Tickets avail- 
able at 724-836-8000 
The Morning Light: 

February 



American Classic, Ages. For tickets 1-866 

Underscore Adiat Mr. 468-3401 

Small's Feb. 7, 6:30 p.m. 

Tickets available at 1-866- The Toasters: Diesel, Feb 

468-3401. 17,6p.m.$12-$14. 



Diesel Feb 2, p.m. $10-$12. 

Dakota, RKS, The 
Outlook, Hollywood 
Boulevard, New 



Kingspade: Diesel, Feb. 
.7, 6 p.m $17.$20. For more 
information: www.liveat- 
diesel.com 

The Santiago's Six: Mr. 
Small's, Feb, 9, 7 p.m. 
Tickets at 1-866-468-3401 

Westmoreland 
Symphony Orchestra 
presents Valentine a la 
Espafla!: Palace Theater, 
Feb. 9, 8 p.m. 
$10, $18, $25, $36 
For Tickets call: 724-837- 
1850 

Saving Jane: Diesel, Feb. 
9, 6 p.m. $12-$14. For more 
information www.liveat- 
diesel.com 

Tim Finn: Diesel, Feb. 12, 
6 p.m. Over 21. $20-$21. 
Tickets available via 
Ticketmaster. 

The Temptations: Palace 
Theater, Feb. 14, 8 
p.m.$35, $55, $65, $75 
Tickets at www.thep- 
alacetheater.org 

High On Fire: Diesel, Feb. 

14, 6 p.m. $13-$15. Tickets 
available via Ticketmaster. 

The David Allan Coe 
Band: Palace Theater, Feb 

15, 8 p.m. $20. $26, $34 
Tickets available at 
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The Failsafe, Beyond 
Daylight, YD, Now Its 
The Last, Etiera: Mr. 
Small's. Feb. 16, 7 p.m. AU 



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special guesti 

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For tickets call: 1-866-468 
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Finch: Diesel, Feb. 18, i 
p.m. $12-$14. For mon 
information visil 

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Citizen Cope: Mr. Small's 
Feb. 19, 8 p.m. 21+ Tickets 
at 1-866-468-3401 



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Insane: Mr. Small's, Feb 
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Tesla: Palace Theater, Feb 

27, 7:30 p.m. $25-$30 
Tickets available at 
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Lez Zeppelin: Diesel, Feb 

28, 6 p.m. $14-$16. 12 + 
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Entertainment 



January 24, 2008 7 



Video Game Review 

A Closer Look at Assasin's Creed 





Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Game- Assa.sin's Civcd 
Creator: UBlsoft 
Rating: 3/ 5 

♦ '^ ♦ ♦ ♦ 



This game soars on both 
sides of good and bad. It 
does a lot of things right, 
but does so many little 
things wrong. 

First, the good: 

The graphics are beauti- 
ful. From the top of the 
buildings, to the dirt on the 
ground, the three cities are 
astonishing. The sense of 
scale as you stand on top of 
a high view point is worth 
the price of admission, but 
after two or three times of 
the same scenery, how long 
will you want to stay? The 
people in the city, who even- 
tually become repetitive, are 
lifelike, to say the least. 
When the combat system 
works correctly, it is a great 
feature. 

The fluid movement sys- 
tem, not unlike the combat, 
is a blessing and a curse. 
When it works, it makes 
everything so much 
smoother. You don't have to 
press buttons every time 
you across the rooftops of 
i the city. The fluid rooftop 
movement is what makes 
hopping across the city so 
much fun. 

By the end, the story 
gets a little interesting, but 
UBlsoft revealed the sci-fi 
element misguidedly early. 
A better move would have 
been to pull the player out of 
the past and into the pres- 



ent 1111(1 \v;i\ into the game 
or ninre towards the end. 

While the good is great, 
and the great is awesome, 
the bad is, to keep this "pg", 
ghastly. On first inspection, 
the li.«it below may seem like 
nit picking, but these prob- 
lems were more than 
enough to make me hate the 
game on more than one 
occasion. 
The combat: 

As 1 said before, the 
combat was good. ..when it 
worked. There were times 
Altair just stopped blocking 
attacks. The combat sy.stem 
would often aim somewhere 
other than were I pointed 
the .stick, in-tern causing an 
attack on the wrong person. 
This little quark established 
an ongoing theme of me 
dieing early in the game. 
The camera: 

Most of the time the 
camera is fine. It's nothing 
new. nothing special, but it 
would sometimes get stuck 
on the environment and 
leave you blind. Often it was 
tilted down from a top look, 
which made it difficult to 
maneuver the building tops 
or see enemies. 
Movement system: 

Like most parts of this 
game, when it works its 
great. It is a very intuitive 
way to move. When it 
messed up though, it 
brought me to my death too 
often to be ignored. Altair 
would jump different direc- 
tions than what he was 
aimed at. This affected me 
mo.st in combat situations, 
but more than once he 
decided to jump off build- 
ings and apparently,' assas- 
sins can't fly. 
Saving: 

The save points are 
sparse so when the move- 
ment system messes up you 
will be forced to start over 
again no matter how much 
you accomplished. 
Cut scenes: 



Never would I have 
thought that a game about 
assassins during crusades 
would have such boring dia- 
logue and cut scenes. The 
actors feel uninspired and 
bring the momentum of the 
game down. The fact that 
they are unskippable makes 
it even worse. 
Game itself: 

Assassinations are fun. 
Unfortunately, a "recording" 
begins and you are forced to 
stand there and watch the 
target talk, missing obvious 
opportunities to kill him. 

Gathering the info 
before the assassination is 
boring and tedious. You will 
get spotted, often for no rea- 
son, and be forced to fight 
off hordes of guards. The 
game forces you to gain intel 
again and again. As a mat- 
ter of fact. ..the whole game 
is basically the same exact 
thing over and over. 

My biggest gripe with 
this game. ..it froze... often. T 
know there has been talk 
about it already and it was 
supposed to be fixed.. .but it 
isn't. This is inexcusable... 
especially since the game 
was originally programmed 
for the PS3. 

SUMMARY: 

This game is a definite 
rental, but doesn't deserve 
all the hype it's been get- 
ting. It excels in some parts 
like the movement system 
and fighting, but those are 
also a big reason it is bad. 
The game is slightly above 
average. The minor kinks 
bring it down and the cut 
scenes, combined with lame 
Voice acting ai*e boring. The 
story is alright and it will be 
interesting to see where 
they take it in the sequel. 
The game freezing is inex- 
cusable and definitely hurt 
the score. As of now, this 
game feels like a warm up 
for the real show: Assassin's 
Creed 2. 



Sheen vs. Richards 



Charlie Hheen and ex wife Dcnisc Richards appeared in an LA family court on 
"^riu'sday. 

Sheen and Richards, both .if), have two toddler daughters. The reason for the 
apiireaience iii coiirr has not \et lieeii released and remains behind closed doors. 



Former Beatle walks off Regis & Kelly 

Long time Beaile Um^o Starr walked off the set of Regis & Kelly Live on Tuesday. 
The singer hatl come to promote his new all)um, and was angered when producers told 
him he had to cut hi.s pertorniance short. 

He then decided not to sta> and appear on the show. His publicist told the Associated 
Press he left saying "(lod Bless and Ooodbye, we still love Regis". 



Singer Amy Whinehouse caught on video 

A video reportedly shot at a party Jan. 18, showed images of 24 year-old singer 
Amy Whinehouse engaging in drug activity. 

The video was was posted on British Tabloid, The Sun. This is the same tabloid 
that discovered model Kate Moss's drug use. 

Neither representatives for the singer, or the police have commented on the Sun's 
claims. 



All headlines courtesy of Yahoo.com 



Music Review 

OneRepublic is Dreatning Out Loud 



Sharon Orie 

j'Cif! Writer 

Artist: OneRepublic 
Album^Dreaming Out Loud 
P*roducer: Interscope 
Records 
Rating: 3/ 5 



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Music Review 

Alicia Keys "As I Am" is a hit 




Amber Stockholm 

Arfs/ f.iitsrfaiiimenf Editor 

Artist: Alicia Keys 
Album: "As I Am" 
Producers: Alicia Keys, 
Kerry Brothers, Mark 
Batson. Linda Perry, and 
Jack Splash 
Rating: 4/ 5 



^ ^ ^ ^ ^ 

Alicia Keys is one of 
those artists who just has 
talent. Her voice is just 
naturally amazing, 

whether she's on a stage, or 
in a studio. Her nine 
Grammy awards certainly 
backup her voice and 
career. 

Her "As I am" album 
was released on November 
13, 2007 and within ten 
hours, her hit "No One" was 
gracing Billboard's R& B 
list. The album features 
fourteen tracks, all a little 
different from her previous 
sound. 

Keys produced, sang 
and wrote some of the 
songs on the CD and it def- 



initely has a great sound, 
and even better content. 
Her lyrics are sure to be a 
hit with women every- 
where. If you've ever had 
trouble in paradise, this 
might be the album for you. 
Her songs "Lesson 
learned", Superwoman, 
Wreckless Love and Where 
Do we go From Here? Are 
the type of songs that 
women can relate to. The 
lyrics describe realistic sit- 
uations that women face 
everyday. 

Of course I had a few 
favorites, which I listened to 
a few times in a row. Some, 
I have to admit, are a little 
too close to being over- 
played on the radio. 
Nonetheless, this album is 
probably Key's best to date. 
"As I Am" has a really 
unique sound, which Keys 
describes as "Janis Joplin 
meets Aretha Franklin." In 
an age where music is 
beginning to sound more 
and more like it comes from 
a machine, this album is 
great because it is what it 
is, a woman belting out 
heartfelt lyrics with a great 
voice. 

This might be why I 
liked the album so much. 
When compared to other 
newer albums, where the 
singers are trying to sing 
things you can't relate to. 
or can't understand, or 



sound completely technical, 
it makes an album almost 
like "a fresh breath of air." 
Keys is joined on the 
album by heart-throb 
crooner John Mayer in the 
song "Lesson Learned". 
This is one of my favorites 
of the entire album. Other 
songs such as; The Thing 
about Love, Teenage Love 
Affair, and Tell you 
Something, also jumped out 
at me. 

The only problem I did 
find with the album was 
that occasionally it was a 
little repetitive in sound. 
There were a few songs 
that sounded a little too 
much ahke. It didnt happen 
with too many songs, but it 
was definetely noticeable. 

Keys has a great sound, 
image, and talent. To be 
able to write and produce 
your own album is an 
accomplishment, but to 
write and produce your own 
excellent album, is an 
entirely different thing. 

I give the album a defi- 
nate two thumbs up. She 
definitely has a great voice 
and is incredibly talented, 
so it makes the album an 
instant hit. Make sure to 
go out and get the CD or 
add it to your Ipod. I guar- 
antee you wont be disap- 
pointed. 



Combine The Fi-a\'. 
Matchbox Twenty, throw in 
some Coldplav, and a pinch 
of Jars of Clay and you get 
OneRepublic. 

This rock band sprung 
out of Colorado, released 
their debut album. 
Dreaming Out Loud, in 
November 2007. The band 
is signed with Timbaland's 
Mosley Music Group out of 
Interscope Records. 

Ryan Tedder (lead 
vocals, guitar, and piano), 
Zach Filkins (guitar, hack- 
ing vocals). Drew Brown 
(guitar). Brent Kutzle (Bass, 
cello), and Eddie Fisher 
(Drums) are OneRepublic. 

These guys have been in 
the music scene for quite 
some time before they 
formed the band and signed 
a record deal. Tedder has 
been under Timbaland's 
wing learning how to pro- 
duce music for a few years 
now. Tedder actually pro- 
duced a couple songs, which 
are on the album. 

The song people are 
buzzing about is the remix 
of their song "Apologize". 
Timbaland remixed this 
song and it thrust 
OneRepublic into the music 
spotlight, earning them crit- 
ical acclaim. 



Both the original ver- 
sion and remix version of 
"Apologize" are on the 
album. The remix is a 
bonus track and is not listed 
on the back of the CD. 

With a great song like 
"Apologize" as your first hit, 
listeners expect the rest of 
the album to be a success. 

Unfortunately the rest 
of their album didn't get the 
same accolades. With the 
exception of the remix, all 
the other songs have the 
same sounds and same 
themes. 

One thing is definetly 
not good in an album, and 
thats repition. Repitition 
can do the opposite of gain- 
ing listeners for a band and 
should be a critical part of 
the thought process while 
creating an album. 

The repeated themes 
sung in the .songs are about 
finding an identity, a place 
in this world, looking at 
what you have and what you 
want, and finally looking at 
where you are and where 
you want to go. These ideas 
are in some way stressed in 
each song. 

Though OneRepublic 
isn't considered Christian, it 
does have a Christian-rock 
sound rather than the pop- 
rock genre it is said to be. 
Tedder does have roots in 
Christian music, which 
coidd explain why the songs 
have this sound. 

With the Christian 
sound, there certainly are 
-some Christian ideologies. 
Not in the sense of preach- 
ing the Gospel, but thoughts 
of finding an answer to life 
and identity and the fact of 



a greater purpose in life are 
present in some of the 
songs. 

The ideas of 

Christianity are subtle and 
the singer seems to be pon- 
dering these ideas, trying to 
figure out what they mean 
and what they have to do 
with him. 

The sound of each song 
is similar. Not just the 
music behind the lyrics. 
This includes the vocal per- 
formance. 

Most, if not all, of the 
vocals on the album have a 
melancholy feeling and 
sound, which enhances the 
meaning and sets the feel- 
ing of the songs. 

There isn't a happy 
upbeat song on the album. 
But there are songs that do 
have nice beats, like the 
remix. Again, there aren't 
any happy-upbeat-rocking- 
out songs. 

It's certainly not the 
type of CD you want to lis- 
ten to on a bad day get you 
feeling good. The somber 
type lyrics could actually do 
quite the opposite. 

It's not to say the album 
is bad. It's not. The lyrics 
and music are written well 
and well performed. It is a 
good CD to chill to, nothing 
heavy and nothing really too 
light. The music is 

quite relaxing and enter- 
taining. OneRepublic defi- 
nitely deserves a listen, 
even if it is just the remix of 
"Apologize". 

So if your having a bad 
day or just want to listen to 
something a little more soft 
and sensitive, check out 
OneRepublics new album. 



The Top 5 New Albums 



1. "As I Am," Alicia Keys. MBK/J/RMG. (Platinum) 

2. "In Rainbows." Radiohead. TBD/ATO. 
■i. "Juno," Soundtrack. Rhino. 

4. "Growing Pains." Mary J. Blige, Matriarch/Geffen/IGA. 

5. "Taylor Swift." Taylor Swift. Big Machine. (Platinum) 



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Call On You 



Compiled by MaDDY CLINi 




Charles Beckley 

Sophomore 
Elementary Education 



"Huckabee, because 
his views are like 
mine." 




Joe Joseph 

Freshman 
Biology 



"Actually, right now 
I'm undecided. Right 
now, I'd proabably 
vote for Huckabee." 



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Where In Clarion 




Find the 
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With the primary elections headlining the news.. 

Who are you voting for president of the 

United States and why? 





Becky Brauers 

Freshman 

Elementary Education/ 
Early Childhood 

"I would not vote for 
Hilary Clinton. I don't 
think she's qualified 
enough," 




Shakira O'Neil 

Junior 

Molecular Biology 

'Tm going to vote for 
Obama. I hke what he 
stands for. In his 
speeches he's always 
better than the rest. 
He's very genuine." 



Christina LaRae 
Thomas 

Junior 
Psychology 

"It's going to be 
Obama or Hilary. I 
need to do my 
research.*' 



Sports 



January 74, 2008 9 



Swim teams defeat Edinboro 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

EDINBORO, Jan. 19 - The 
Clarion Golden Eagle's men 
and women's swim team 
sunk their competition this 
past weekend. 

Edinboro University 
does not have a diving team. 
Therefore the Clarion 
divers, separate from the 
swimmers, competed at 
Gannon. The competition 
was held at the Carneval 
Athletic Pavilion. 

A standout performance 
came from Clay Bowers, 
who qualified for nationals, 
winning both boards for the 
Eagles with a score of 
285.37 on the one-meter 
board and 223.73 on the 
three-meter board. 

Ginny Saras, Teagan 
Riggs, and Jean Gardone, 
all earned All-American 
honors last year for the 
Clarion diving team. Saras, 
Riggs, and Gardone took 
first, second, and third for 



the Eagles on the one- meter 
board. 

Vanessa Vest, Jess 
Munoz, Kayla Kelosky and 
Kim Ogden also placed for 
Clarion. Riggs and Kelosky 
took first and second on the 
three-meter board, with 
Saras and Gardone taking 
fifth and sixth. Vest and 
Odgen took seventh and 
eighth. 

The swimmers defeated 
Edinboro and Gannon. The 
meet was Saturday, Jan. 19. 
The swimming events were 
held at Edinboro at the 
McComb Natatorium. 

The Eagles switched 
things up, not swimming 
their usual events. "We got 
to pick what events we 
swam," said sophomore 
Dustin Fedunok, "and we all 
got pretty good times." 

Despite the change the 
swimmers performances 
helped them come through 
with a win. Both men and 
women finished first in the 
200-yard medley, and 200- 



yard freestyle relays. 

Other first place finish- 
ers include sophomore 
Andrew Soissen in the 1650- 
yard freestyle, Ryan Thiel, 
sophomore, in the 200-yard 
freestyle and 100-yard yard 
butterfly, sophomore Dustin 
Fedunok in the 200-yard IM 
and 100-yard freestyle, 
freshman Kaitlyn Johnson 
in the 100-yard freestyle, 
sophomore Rebecca Burgess 
in the 100-yard backstroke, 
Jon Kofmehl, freshman, also 
in the 100-yard backstroke, 
senior Lori Leitzinger and 
freshman Garet Weston in 
the 500-yard freestyle. 

Final scores for the 
women were 111-93 against 
Edinboro and 136-68 
against Gannon. Men's 
scores were 134-65 to 
Edinboro and 117-85 to 
Gannon. 

The Golden Eagles next 
competition will be Jan. 25 
against Ashland. The meet 
will be held at Ashland. 



Men's hoops rallies but falls short at Cal 



Women's b-boll defeats Lock Haven by 24 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

CLARION, Jan. 23 - The 
women's basketball team 
improved their PSAC-West 
record to 1-2 and their over- 
all record to 11-6 with their 
95-71 win over Lock Haven 
5-12 (0-3) Wednesday night. 

Clarion ended their two 
game losing streak with the 
win. The 95 points is the 
high mark of the year for 
the Golden Eagles. The pre- 
vious high was 85 in a win 
over Bloomsburg in 
December. 

The Golden Eagles were 
behind by a point, 12-11, 
with 12:08 remaining in the 
first half, but took the lead 
on a pair of free-throws by 
Ashley Grimm. Clarion blew 
the game open from that 
point on out-scoring the 
Lady Eagles 36-17 the rest 
of the half to open up a 49- 



29 lead. 

The Golden Eagles 
weren't done just yet, as 
they opened the second half 
on a 21-10 run to take a 
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12:35 to play. 

After failing to have 
anyone score in double-fig- 
ures for the first time this 
season in their loss at 
California on Saturday, the 
Golden Eagles had five play- 
ers reach double-figures 
Wednesday. 

Jessica Albanese scored 
a team high 17 points in the 
win and added a team high 
nine rebounds. 

Janelle Zabresky scored 
14, My'Kea Cohill had 11, 
both Lizzie Suwala and 
Ashley Grimm had ten 
points. 

Sophomore, Sara Pratt 
led the team with five blocks 
in the game. In Pratt's last 
game on Saturday at Cal, 
she recorded two blocks and 
became just the fifth player 
in school history to record 
60 bloocks in a career. With 
her five blocks tonight she 
now has 44 on the season. 



Andy Marsh 

Sfoff Writer 

A late scoring surge by 
Clarion wasn't enough for 
the victory as California 
held on to win, 70-60 at 
Hamer Hall on Saturday. 
Coach Ron Righter's Golden 
Eagles (8-8, 0-2 PSAC-West) 
trailed from the opening 
tipoff, 35-23 at halftime, and 
by as many as fifteen with 
8:29 remaining in the game 
before the team started 
their late run. 

Mike Sherry's jumper 
with 8:13 remaining kicked 
things off, followed by 
Lamar Richburg scoring five 
of the next six Clarion field 
goals to cut the deficit to 
seven with 5:00 remaining. 
After a Ricky Henderson 
free throw in between two 
scoreless Cal possessions. 
Josh Yanke connected from 
three to close the gap to 60- 
57 with 2:42 left. 

The defending PSAC- 
West champions then pro- 
ceeded to end all hopes of a 
Clarion comeback by hitting 
all ten of their free throws 
attempts down the stretch 
to clinch a victory in their 
PSAC opener. With the win. 
Coach Bill Brown's Vulcans 
improved to 10-4 overall, 1-0 
in PSAC-West play. 

Despite having a rough 



2-9 shooting night from 
beyond the three point line, 
Mike Sherry led the Golden 
Eagles with 14 points. 
Lamar Richburg had 13 
points, while Ricky 
Henderson ripped down a 
team high ten rebounds and 
also dished out a team high 
five assists. Ron Hollis and 
Damon Gross scored eight 




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points apiece. 

Ron Banks, lead the 
way for the Vulcans with 
points and five rebounds. 
Theron Colao scored 13 
points, including a team 
high three three-pointers, 
and grabbed seven 



rebounds. Jesse Brooks 
scored 11 points, but saved 
his best for last as he went 
6-6 from the charity stripe 
in the final 1:24 to preserve 
the victory. 

Clarion returned to 
action on Wednesday, Jan. 
23 when they hosted Lock 
Haven. The Golden Eagles 
won the game 69-60 after 
trailing by one at the half 

The Golden Eagles 
opened up the second half 
on a 14-6 run to build up a 
seven point lead. After that 
Lock Haven never led again 
althougth they did manage 
to tie the game once at 47-47 
with 8:42 remaining. 

After the tie Clarion hit 
six of seven free-throws to 
help seal the victory. 

Four Golden Eagles 
scored in double-figures led 
by Josh Yanke's 17 points. 
Yanke also had a game high 
ten rebounds. 

Lock Haven's Billy Arre 
scored a game high 28 
points. Arre made six of his 
15 three-point attempts. 

Clarion will follow up 
Wednesday's game with a 
home game on Saturday, 
Jan. 26 at 3 p.m. when the 
Shippensburg Red Raiders 
come to town. 

Clarion will travel to 
Edinboro next Wednesday, 
Jan. 30. 



The Golden Eagles shot 
just 32.6 percent from the 
field in their game at Cal on 
Saturday. They scored just 
42 points which was their 
lowest total since they 
scored 41 against Slippery 
Rock in February 2006. 

On Wednesday, the 
Golden Eagles shot 52.5 per- 
cent from the field making 
31 of their 59 shots. Clarion 
also held Lock Haven to 38.8 
percent from the field. 

Despite the loss, Lock 
Haven's Kristin Kudrick 
scored a game high 20 
points on 6-16 shooting. 
Kudrick also led the Lady 
Eagles in both rebounds 



with eight and blocks with 
two. 

Clarion returns to 
action this coming 
Saturday, Jan. 26 when 
they host the Shippensburg 
Red Raiders at 1 p.m. in 



Tippin Gym. 

The Golden Eagles are 
back on the road next week 
when they travel to 
Edinboro, Wednesday, Jan. 
30 to take on the Fighting 
Scots. 



Indoor track finishes fourth at PSAC West Invite 



Demise Simens 

Staff V/riter 

SLIPPERY ROCK, Jan. 19- 
Last Saturday, the Golden 
Eagles indoor track team 
finished fourth out of seven 
teams at the PSAC West 
Invitational. Chinonyelum 
Nwokedi finished fifth over- 
all in the shot put, with 
teammate Amy Kirkwood 
finishing fifth in the high 



jump. 

Molly Smathers grabbed 
a second place finish in the 
mile. The performances of 
Nwokedi, Kirkwood and 
Smathers helped the three 
to qualify for the PSAC 
Championships, which will 
be held this upcoming 
March. 

Kate Ehrensberger fin- 
ished in first in the 800m, 
and also earned a PSAC 



qualifier. Caitlin Palko won 
the 5000m with a time of 
19:44. 

The women's 4x200m 
relay of Nwokedi, Jamie 
Miller, Andrea 

Strickenberger, and Diane 
Kress broke the school 
record but came in second 
behind Slippery Rock. 

The track team awaits 
two athletes, Jamie 
Maloney and Ann Stintson, 



who are currently involved 
in other sports at Clarion. 

Coach Jayson Resch is 
hoping to qualify more indi- 
viduals for PSACs this 
upcoming weekend at the 
Bucknell Invitational. The 
meet will have a wide vari- 
ety of division one and two 
colleges, making for a good 
mix of competition. 




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f. 3I»OINT$HOT 
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II. EUCHRE TOURN 
12* 3 ON 3 VOUEYBALL 

13. CHiSS 

14. POKER TOURNAMENT 
II. WALUYBALL 
H, WRESTUNG 
17. IN-UNE HOCKEY 
I*. PUNT, PASS A RICK 
If. HACKEY-SACK 

20. TUBE WATERPOLO 

21. SOFTBALL 

22. 5 K ROAO RACE 

23. GOLF SCRAMBLE 

24. HOME RUN DERBY 

25. TRIATH / SWIM MEET 
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Singles Racquetib^l 

^'Students oiily" 
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Bowling starts on Tue. 1/29 
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(Tue, Wed, or Thu). Leagiies 
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T-shirts, new balls, ind other prizes 
will b€ provided. Thb is a DouWt 
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matches will be played at the 
Gemmell Center coura. Pre- 
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the toumam^t, wafe-ins accepted 
as space permits. Any questions - 
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5 on 5 Basketball 

Don't worry - it 1$ NOT too late 
to get your team In. Sign up 
ASAP and we will schedule you 
for next week. 

Floor Hockey 

Regiso-ation is due Tuesday, M29 and 
games begin Wednesday, i/30 

Intramurals on the Web 
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Or from the CUP home page. Click 
CHI athletjcs and then intramurals. 
Bnd out more information about your 
favorite activity, check schedules and 
scores - all online! 

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Sports 



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Wrestling drops EWL opener to Edinboro 



Tom Shea 

Skiff Wrl1»r 

CLARION, Jan. 18 - The 
Golden Eagles wrestling 
team opened Eastern 
Wrestling League competi- 
tion on Friday when they 
hosted the 14th ranked 
Fighting Scots of Edinboro 
University. Edinboro 

defeated Clarion 34-7 to 
improve to 5-2 on the sea- 
son, while the Golden 
Eagles fell to 6-8. 

The match started at 
the 125 pound weight class 
where Andrew Smith of 
Clarion dropped a 10-1 
major decision to Eric 
Morrill. The Fighting Scots 
picked up another victory at 
133 pounds where Ricky 
Deubel recorded the fall 
over Tony Lascari and gave 
Edinboro a 10-0 lead. 

Moving into the 141 
pound weight class junior 
co-captain Sal Lascari got 
the Eagles on the board on 
the strength of four first 
period takedowns and fin- 
ished off an impressive 17-8 
major decision over 
Edinboro's Ryan Morgan. 
The next win for Clarion 
came at 149 pounds when 
sophomore co-captain 

Hadley Harrison avenged 
his PSAC loss to Daryl 
Cocozzo by picking up a 
match-deciding takedown 
with only 7 seconds left in 
the bout. 

"It was great to be able 
to score the points when I 
needed to and avenge my 
loss to him from earlier in 
the season," said Harrison. 

The back to back wins 
for the Golden Eagles closed 
the gap in the team score to 




National 
Sports Scores 



Leaanne Wiefling/The Clarion Call 

Sophomore, Hadley Harrison is seen in action dvring his recent match against Edinboro's Daryl 
Cocozzo on Friday, Jan. 18 in the 149 pound weight class. Harrison won the match with a late 
takedown. Despite Harrison's win, the Golden Eagles lost to Edinboro 34-7. 



10-7. Edinboro got back on 
track at 157 pounds where 
third ranked Gregor 
Gillespie picked up an 11-2 
major decision over 
Clarion's Travis Uncapher. 
At 165 pounds the Golden 
Eagles were without a com- 
petitor due to the injury to 
sophomore David Cox and 
had to forfeit to Jarrod King 
which gave the Fighting 
Scots a 20-7 lead in the 
team standing. 

Mario Morelli wrestled 
a tight match at 174 pounds 
for Clarion coming up just 
short in a 3-1 loss to #15 
Phil Moricone. The 184 
pound bout started off with 
a big five point move for 
Clarion's Scott Joseph 
which gave him a 5-1 advan- 
tage going into the second 



period. However Joseph 
was unable to hang on and 
#17 Chris Honeycutt battled 
back for the 13-8 decision 
and a 26-7 advantage in the 
team score. At 197 pounds 
Clarion newcomer Jamie 
Luckett had a strong show- 
ing against Edinboro's Pat 
Bradshaw but fell short 
dropping the 4-2 decision. 
Finally, in the heavy- 
weight division #14 Joe 
Fendone for the Fighting 
Scots recorded the fall over 
Clarion freshman Roman 
Husam to finish the match 
and give Edinboro the 35-7 
victory. The Fighting Scots 
had a team point deducted 
during the 157 pound 
weight class for unsports- 
manlike conduct making the 
final score 34-7. 



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"I was pleased with they 
way we wrestled, we were in 
a lot of matches and know- 
ing that they are ranked 
14th in the country I 
thought we went out there 
and fought hard and I'm 
excited to see how the 
remainder of the season 
unfolds," said Clarion sec- 
ond year head coach Teague 
Moore. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be in action again this 
Thursday, Jan. 24 when 
they travel to Morgantown 
to take on the Mountaineers 
of West Virginia. They then 
come back home to host 
Duquesne and Wagner at 
Tippin Gym on Friday, Jan. 
15 at 5:30 p.m. 



N.F.L. 

New York Giants vs. 
Green Bay: 23-20 
Overtime 

San Diego vs. New 
England: 12-21 



College 
Baskftball 

Syracuse vs. 
Georgetown (9): 62- 

64 

Texas (12) vs. 
Oklahoma St.: 63-61 

Loyola Marymount 
vs. St. Mary's (24): 

55-87 

Tennessee (5) vs. 
Kentucky: 66-72 

Michigan vs. 
Wisconsin (11): 61-64 

Drake (23) vs. 
Creighton: 63-60 

Wake Forest vs. 
Clemson (25): 75-80 

Villanova (18) vs. 
Rutgers: 68-80 

Iowa State vs. 
Kansas (2): 59-83 

Pittsburgh (17) vs. 
St. Johns: 81-57 



N.H.I.. 

Washington vs. 
Pittsburgh: 6-5 

shootout 

New York Islanders 
vs. Carolina: 6-3 

Atlanta vs. New 
York Rangers: 0-4 

New Jersey vs. 
Philadelphia: 7-3 

Boston vs. 
Montreal: 2 8 

Ottawa vs. Florida: 

3-5 

Washington vs. 
Toronto: 2-3 



N.B.A. 

Phoenix vs. 
Milwaukee: 114-105 

New Jersey vs. 
Sacremento: 94-128 

Washington vs. 
Cleveland: 85-121 

Detroit vs. 
Philadelphia: 86-78 

Toronto vs. 
Boston: 114 112 

Dallas vs. 
Charlotte: 102-95' 



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Clarion University's Student Newspaper 

The Clarion Call 



www. clarion. edu/thecall 



January 31, 2008 



Volume 94 issue 1 4 




Racism claims 
under review 



Casey McGovern/fhe C/ar/on Call 

Becht Hall will soon be a "one-stop-shop" for Clarion University, as it will house many student service office, but will still perserve 
some of the historical aspects of the building. 



Cameo Evans 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Jan. 31 - 
Clarion University's Becht 
Hall will undergo a $14.3 
million renovation by fall 
2008. 

University officials are 
calling this renovation a 
"one-stop-shop." 

Becht Hall will include 
the following: registration, 
admissions, financial aid, 
student billing, career serv- 
ices, housing, orientation, 
counseling and health serv- 
ices, academic enrichment, 
disability support services. 



student identification cards, 
student orientation, student 
meal plans and parking per- 
mits. 

The Honors Program 
and International Programs 
will continue to be housed in 
the new center and the pos- 
sibihty of adding a research 
and graduate studies office 
is being examined, accord- 
ing to a news release from 
University Relations. 

"I believe by rnaking 
Becht Hall a more conven- 
ient building for students it 
will make the hassle of run- 
ning around to do errands 
simpler," said Alyssa 



Buccelli, a freshman, mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major. 

At this time, Becht Hall 
houses only female stu- 
dents, but in the fall of 2008, 
men and women will live in 
the building. 

In 2009 the "one-stop- 
shop" will open in Becht 
Hall, and all residents will 
have the choice to move to 
one' of the other resideilce 
halls or to find alternative 
housing. 

"Currently there are 
over two hundred students 
that reside in Becht, but if 



the students are willing to 
pay a Uttle more, they have 
the option of moving to the 
new residence halls. They 
also have to option of find- 
ing different housing if they 
choose," said Jessica 
Sidener, graduate hall man- 
ager of Becht and 
Ballentine. 

Originally called 

"Navarre Hall," the current 
Becht Hall was built in 1908 
under the leadership of 
Clarion University 

President J. George Becht. 



See "BECHT," page 2 



Brittnee Koebler 

News Editor 

ClJ^RION, Jan. 30 - Two 
African American freshmen 
students living in Givan 
Hall made claims that they 
were discriminated against, 
after being asked to relocate 
to another dorm on Jan. 19. 

A student conduct hear- 
ing on the matter is sched- 
uled for later this week. The 
hearing will review the 
entire incident, according to 
assistant vice president of 
University Relations, Ron 
Wilshire. 

Wilshire said the hear- 
ing will be closed to the pub- 
lic due to the fact that the 
hearing is part of the cam- 
pus judicial system. It is 
technically part of the stu- 
dent academic record. 

Therefore, it is protected 
under federal guidelines 
that do not allow the results 
to be made public. 

Wilshire said the school 
had received calls from con- 
cerned parents regarding 
the behavior of students, 
Ashley Super and Casey 
Perry. 

"[The university] 

received calls from two par- 
ents who related informa- 
tion to the officer that indi- 
cated their daughters, in 
each case, felt threatened 
based on interactions with 
[Super and Perry •," Wilshire 
said. 

Super said they were 
asked to move to Wilkinson 
Hall by Givan and Nair 



Area Coordinator Bryan 
Hoover, because he said 
they had received claims 
from six individuals and a 
parent, who said they did 
not feel comfortable with 
Perry and Super's presence 
in the hall. 

Perry said, "These girls 
were so eager to act on us 
because they claim they 
were so scared and intimi- 
dated." 

The other individuals 
involved were unwilling to 
comment on the record. 

Prior to being asked to 
relocate to a new dorm last 
week. Super has also been 
involved in an incident in 
Givan Hall in November. 

According to police 
reports, Super had told resi- 
dents of Givan Hall that 
there was a stabbing on the 
first floor of Givan Hall and 
not to go down there, which 
was a false statement. 

Super plead guilty to a 
disorderly conduct charge 
and was issued a fine of 
more than $100, as was the 
other female involved in the 
Nov. 9 case. 

Super was unwilling to 
comment on this incident. 

Perry was not involved 
in the November incident. 

"We're being treated as 
if we're the ones in the 
wrong, as if we we're crimi- 
nals," said Perry. "The 
process from which we were 
removed from our room was 
unjust." 

See "HEARING," page 2 



Verdone named assistant to Campus construction on schedule 
Dean of Arts and Sciences 




For the past six years 
Verdone served as the 
Coordinator of Retention 
Activities for the School of 
Arts and Sciences at the 
University of Pittsburgh. 
Prior to her time in 
Pittsburgh, she spent a year 
with AmeriCorps, Inc., a 



Language. 

Verdone also spent two 
years at Colegio de Estudios 
Superiores de 

Administracion in Bogota, 
Columbia. Verdone spent 
time there designing, coordi- 
nating, and teaching 
EngUsh as a Second 



Courtesy of Newswire 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Jan. 29 - 
Clarion University has 
named Kimberly Verdone as 
the assistant to the dean in 
the College of Arts and 
Sciences. 

"The main reason I 
came to Clarion was to be 
able to help more students 
on a personal level. I want 
students to know that we 
are here to help them in any 
way we can. We may not 
always be the right office to 
go to, but if there is some- 
thing we can do to help, we 
are going to do it," Verdone 
said. 



It will be easier to get to know students so I 
can create services that will help benefit 
them, and prevent them from falling 
through the cracks." 

-Verdone 



national service program 
that meets needs in educa- 
tion, public safety, health, 
and the environment. 

Verdone is a graduate of 
California University of 
Pennsylvania with a degree 
in secondary education and 
French. 

Upon completion of her 
undergraduate studies she 
attended West Virginia 
University and earned her 
Masters Degree in Teaching 
English as a Secondary 



Language program at one of 
the top international busi- 
ness schools in Columbia. 

"I like the smaller school 
atmosphere of dealing with 
the 2,500 students in 
Clarion University's College 
of Arts and Sciences," 
Verdone said. "It will be eas- 
ier to get to know students 
so I can create services that 
will help benefit them, and 
prevent them from falling 
through the cracks." 




Casey McGovern/ The Clarion Call 

Various construction efforts are observable in four areas at CUP, including the site of the new sci- 
ence and technology center near the current Peirce Science Center. 



Natalie Kennell 

Staff V\/riter 

CLARION. Jan. 29 - 
Various construction efforts 
are observable in four gen- 
eral areas around the cam- 
pus of Clarion University, 
which mark the progress of 



a new dining hall, a new res- 
idence hall, the new science 
center and an additional 
parking lot that will replace 
Campbell Hall. 

The new projects are 
expected to open by spring 
2009. Construction is on 
schedule for the projects. 



Some minor set-backs arose 
with the cold weather and 
encountering some under- 
ground utilities, but the 
time is expected to be easily 
made up after the winter 
season. 
See "CONSTRUCTION," 

page 2 



WEATHFR 

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HIGHLIGHTS 

Features - page 5 
Dancin' at CUP 



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education provides 
students with the 
opportunity to 
"dance like the 
stars." 




Entertainment - page 6 

Juno soundtrack rates 4/5 

Haven't seen the movie? That's ok. 
We suggest you pick up the sound- 
track anyway. 



Sports - page 10 

Sherry earns PSAC-West 

player of the week 



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Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p. 6 

Classifieds p. 8 

Call on You p.8 

Sports p.9 



January 31, 2008 



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The Clarion Call 



Senates discuss new provost, new fraternity 



John Doane 

Staff Writer 

Ian Erickson 

Stoff Writer 

In faculty senate: 

CLARION, Jan. 28 - The 
faculty senate discussed the 
progress of the search for 
the new provost and updat- 
ed the senate on the con- 
struction progress. 

President Joseph 

Grunenwald said that the 
second candidate for provost 
was on campus Monday and 
Tuesday and Chairperson 
Elisabeth Donato said the 
third candidate, Lanny 



Janeksela would have an 
open forum Feb. 4. 

Donato said Y.T. Shah 
would have an open forum 
Feb. 7 and the final candi- 
date for Provost, Niranjan 
Pati will host an open forum 
on Feb. 11. 

All of the forums take 
place from 2:30-3:45 p.m. in 
Level A of the Carlson 
Library. 

Donato said the 
asbestos removal in 
Campbell Hall had been 
completed and that a crane 
would be coming in Feb. 4, 
with demolition of the build- 
ing to begin soon. 

Patricia Kolencik 



reported that the Faculty 
Author Seminar Series will 
resume on Monday, Feb. 4 
with Susan Prezzano. 

The seminar begins at 
12 p.m. 

In student senate: 
CLARION, Jan. 28 - This 
week the student senate 
was presentated with infor- 
mation about the Sigma Phi 
Epsilon (SigEps) fraternity. 

Ryan Rastetter and 
Cam Saffer spoke on behalf 
of the SigEps fraternity, 
which is trying to start a 
chapter of their Greek fra- 
ternity at Clarion 
University. 
"One of our main things is 



'The Balanced Man 
Program,' said Rastetter. 
"We also are very big on liv- 
ing your best life through 
sound body and sound 
mind." 

There were also updates 
from the different commit- 
tees. They said that eventu- 
ally they are hoping that 
Clarion will be a non-smok- 
ing campus. 

Ashley Grimm, senior 
Biology major, said the 
NCAA is coming to the uni- 
versity to do a blueprint of 
the athletic program and 
student support at events 
would be appreciated. 




"CONSTRUCTION" con- 
tinued from page 1 . 

'The buildings are fascinat- 
ing," said Dave Tomeo, 
assistant vice president for 
student and university 
affairs. "By Spring 2009, 
when all the projects are 
complete. Clarion 

University will look like a 
completely different cam- 
pus." 

An open house will be 
held in early Feb. to elabo- 
rate on the features of the 
new campus additions. 
Models will be available to 
help illustrate the composi- 
tion of the insides and out- 
sides of the individual proj- 
ects. 

The new residence hall 
will boast fully-furnished. 



suite-style units. There is 
one bathroom per two resi- 
dents and a shared living 
area. Utilities and individu- 
ally-controlled temperature 
settings are included in each 
unit. The building will be 
LEED (Leadership in 
Energy and Environmental 
Design) certified, which will 
result in ample energy effi- 
ciency. The suites will cost 
$3,250 per semester. 

The new dining hall will 
upgrade in size by over 
27,000 feet and will seat 525 
people. It will also feature a 
Starbucks coffee shop on the 
lower level, as well as a con- 
ference room. The outside of 
the building will consist of 
an enclosed walkway by 
parking lot five. Windows 
will encompass a large part 



of the front of the building. 
Porcelain and ceramic tiles 
and other higher-end mate- 
rials will be used on the 
inside, 

A new way of preparing 
food, called Display 
Cooking, will be implement- 
ed. Students will be able to 
view the food being pre- 
pared for them. Food 
options will be divided into a 
homestyle section, which 
includes rotisserie items 
and carved foods; a 
Mongolian Grille, which is a 
round display that offers a 
variety of foods, such as 
burgers; a salad bar; a pizza 
and pasta oven; and a sec- 
tion featuring various 
grilled items. A completely 
separate beverage station 
will eliminate delays prior 



to checking out. 

Although the new din- 
ing and residence halls are 
currently referred to as 
"Building One" and 
"Building Four," their 
names will shift to ones that 
match their upscale struc- 
ture. 

The new Science and 
Technology Center, which 
will replace the current 
Pierce Science Center, is a 
$36.4 million, LEED-certi- 
fied project. The building 
will consist of 11 collabora- 
tive research laboratories, 
25 teaching laboratories, a 
state-of-the-art computer 
lab, a science museum, a 
cold room and individual 
resource centers for biology, 
chemistry, earth science, 
mathematics and physics. 



"HEARING" Continued 

from page 1 . 

In response to the incident, 
Givan resident assistant 
Heather O'Reilly said, "I'm 
not at liberty to discuss any 
incidents in Givan Hall 



because of the Family 
Rights and Privacy Act 
(FERPA) and confidentiality 
for the parties involved." 

Director of Residence 
Life Services Michelle 
Kealey was also unable to 
comment due to the FERPA 



regulations and to respect 
the confidentiality of stu- 
dents. 

The Office of Social 
Equity released the follow- 
ing statement pertaining to 
the incident: "The Office of 
Social Equity is in thf" 



process of investigating a 
complaint filed by [Super 
and Perry] who have alleged 
that they were subjected to 
conduct that violates the 
University's Non- 

Discrimination Policy. V 




The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all 
criminal investigations as conducted by 
Clarion University Public Safety for the 
month of January 2008. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/lo 
cation.shtml. 

■ Jan. 26, at 2:12 a.m., William Hager, 20, of 
Hawthorn, Pa., was arrested for driving under the 
influence after a number of traffic violations on 
Greenville Ave., including the following: underage con- 
sumption, driving at unsafe speeds, careless driving, 
reckless driving, disobiedence to traffic control devices, 
and driving on the wrong side of the roadway. 

■ Jan. 18, at 11:34 p.m.. Amber Reckner, 19, of Karns 
City, Pa., was cited for public drunkenness and under- 
age consumption in Wilkinson Hall. 

■ Jan. 13, at 1:30 p.m., Christopher Myers, 19, was 
cited for underage consumption in Nair Hall. 

■ Jan. 13. at 11:30 p.m., Hayley Miller, 19, was cited 
for the posession of alcohol, aftering public safety found 
her to have a liter bottle of vodka in her posession. 

■ Jan. 13, at 5 p.m., unknown persons entered 3511 
Firefly Court in Reinhard Villages and damaged the 
door and window and removed articles of clothes from 
the residents. This report is stil under investigation. 

■ Jan. 3, at 11:45 a.m., an unknown person broke a 
window in a truck owned by University Athletics and 
turned over garbage cans and benches at the stadium. 



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When opened, the hall 
housed student residents, a 
student infirmary and 
teacher's rooms. It ''was 
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Becht. 

"We will be preserving 
some of the historic aspects 
of Becht Hall," said Paul 
Bylaska, vice president for 
finance artti administi-'Sfftte) 
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Beyond the candy hearts 

Celebrate Valentine's Day like you should: with love 




Stephanie Desmond 

Features editor 

With less than a month 
until Valentine's Day, 
visions of red hearts and 
cupid seem to fill the world. 

February 14 is one of 
those days that people 
either love or hate. There's 
no in between. 

For some, their opinion 
e based on whether they 
have someone to share it 
with. Others keep their 
viewpoint whether they 
have a Valentine or not. 

Although I personally 
love the holiday, I often 
have mixed opinions 
because of the commercial- 
ization now involved with it. 

Many people refer to it 
as a "Hallmark holiday," 
implying that it's a celebra- 
tion created by the card 
companies as an attempt to 
make money. It sure seems 
that way anymore. 

The Valentine's Day mer- 
chandise hits the shelves 
right after Christmas. On 
Dec. 26, my boyfriend and I 
went out to take advantage 
of the sales. When we 
arrived at Target at 7:30 
a.m., the displays were 
already being transformed 
from red and green to red 
and pink. 

I think it's perfectly fine 
to buy your loved ones pres- 
ents, but the stores are 



going a little overboard. 

Wal-Mart has two full 
aisles dedicated to 
Valentines Day. One has 
mostly little gifts and cards. 
The other is full of candy 
and gift sets. 

They also have many 
things to decorate your 
home with. \ love to deco- 
rate as much as anyone, but 
I don't need everything I 
own to be covered with little 
hearts. 

Our own editor-in-chief 
even remarked, "Why on 
Earth does anyone need a 
spatula with hearts on it?" 
(Although she was perfectly 
fine with pointing out that 
someone should buy her the 
Starbucks Valentine's Day 
gift set.) 

Even phone companies 
have begun to advertise for 
Valentine's. AT&T has deals 
on special red and pink ver- 
sions of some phones. The 
sale ends on Feb. 14. 

The stores have given 
this holiday a bad name. 
They make it seem as if this 
day's only purpose is to buy 
things. 

We have to buy gifts, 
cards, flowers, cookies, go on 
dates... 

The pressure seems to 
be overwhelming. But why 
does it have to be that way? 

I love Valentine's Day 
for the simphstic meaning 
behind it: loving each other. 

What's better than tak- 
ing a day to tell your loved 
ones that you love them? 

Many people believe 
that we should be telling 
them everyday anyway, so 




we shouldn't have a holiday 
set aside to do it. But, let's 
be truthful here, we don't 
say it as often as we should. 
Valentine's Day gives us a 
reason to remember to tell 
everyone that we care. 

Whether it's your signif- 
icant other, family . or 
friends, it's nice to show 
them that you appreciate 
their presence in your hfe. I 
love having the chance to do 
that. 

Take it back to elemen- 
tary school when you gave 
everyone in the class a 
Valentine. Remember when 
you took so much time to 
make sure each of your 
friends got the perfect one. 
Remember when you made 
a mailbox out of an old shoe- 
box to put your cards in. 
Remember sitting at your 
desk opening each one and 
reading the funny sayings. 
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made you feel. 

And you don't have to 
buy gifts or cards; you can 
always make your own. I 
know it sounds trite, but 
sometimes those are the 
best. Last year I made 
everyone on the executive 
board at The Call personal- 
ized Valentines and they all 
seemed to love them. It 
made me feel really good. 

So, before it's too late, 
forget the commercializa- 
tion and the spatulas deco- 
rated with hearts, and 
remember what's behind 
Valentine's Day. Just take 
the time to tell those you 
love that you love them. 



The author is a junior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major and the features edit- 
prof The Call 



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I Cutting the men's team hurt the women too 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Clcjrioii CcjII contrikjutor 

Take a minute to put 
yourself in the shoes of a 
female member of the track 
and field team. It's race day. 
The team packs up the bus 
and heads to the destination 
of the competition. Upon 
arrival you look around. 
Surrounding you are the co- 
ed teams of your competing 
schools. The guys and girls 
mesh so well. They're best 
friends. They talk about the 
sport and get feedback from 
two different sides. Then 
you look down at your jer- 
sey, the one that has the 
golden eagle stamped 
proudly on the front. Then 
you look to the left and right 
of you at your team mem- 
bers, and feel as if you're 
from an all-girl's catholic 



school. 

Track has been a part of 
my life for a long time. Some 
of the best memories I have 
from my high school track 
days include the boys that 
were a part of my team. We 
spent a lot of time together 
outside of practice. We went 
out to eat, we played pranks 
on each other, and some of 
us even dated each other. 
These guys were some of my 
best friends in high school. 
It was tough to say good-bye 
and go our separate ways 
when we graduated. 

I became part of a new 
team my freshman year at 
Clarion University. I 
stepped into a program of 
men and women. I started 
cross-country season with 
an amazing group of people. 
I had some great role mod- 
els to look up to. Not only 



did I have amazing female 
teammates to look up to like 
Erin Richard, and Tasha 
Wheatly, but I also learned 
a lot about the sport and the 
lifestyle that goes along 
with it from some great 
guys, like Chris Clark (who 
now runs for California 
University of 

Pennsylvania), and Sean 
McFarland (who most are 
sure to spot running the 
streets everyday). 

Then, track season 
rolled around and the team 
grew. More girls, and more 
guys, joined us. ..jumpers, 
throwers, sprinters, and 
pole-vaulters. I had a new 
family here at Clarion, and 
suddenly leaving my friends 
from high school behind did- 
n't seem so bad. 

Now imagine going 
through a whole year as an 



athlete, creating bonds with 
your teammates at practice 
and outside of practice, and 
then finding out that next 
year your team would be cut 
in half. In half That's what 
happened to me. Except I 
had TWO teams cut in half. 
Not only did I lose half of my 
teammates from cross-coun- 
try, but I also lost half from 
track. Cross-country and 
track are two completely dif- 
ferent sports, even though a 
handful of athletes partici- 
pate in both. 

Great things could have 
come from so many of these 
athletes that were cut. And 
not only did we lose current 
athletes, but we lost future 
ones too. Say a female ath- 
lete is looking for a college 
to attend. She compares 
Clarion University to other 
schools in the conference. 



weigh out the pros and cons, 
and decides to choose the 
school with a men's team. 
Why would she make this 
choice? Because anyone who 
has been part of a cross- 
country or track team know 
that a men's team if half of 
the sport. So, we lost not 
only the present men, but 
also a few future females. 

Some students probably 
weren't even aware that this 
cut took place in the athletic 
department. I don't know 
who to blame, or if there is 
even any one to blame, but I 
do know I was not happy 
about it. Watching good 
friendships end because 
guys had to transfer broke 
my heart. I saw the batman 
and robin of the cross-coun- 
try team, get split up 
because one of them trans- 
ferred to a school with a 



men s program. 

Imagine being one of 
these guys. Life's going 
great. You're settled in to 
your lifestyle, and then just 
like that half of your life is 
torn away from you. You 
make necessary changes 
and you move on, but you 
still wish things could have 
happened a little bit differ- 
ent. 

I love my female team- 
mates. I wouldn't trade 
them for any other team in 
the conference. But every 
single day I go to practice 
and I see a few of our guys, 
still meeting and running, 
and I can't help but wish 
that they were still a part of 
us... that our family wasn't 
ripped in half 



Political Column 
President Bush presents last snore of the Union 




Zach Hause 

Columnist 

This past Monday 
George W. Bush gave his 
final State of the Union 
address, which was so bor- 
ing it put my brain into a 
recession. This speech 
reminded me of why it 
became a personal tradition 
of mine to get absolutely 
hammered drunk for his 
State of the Union address- 
es over the last three years. 

As a political science 
major, it is nice to stay up on 
recent political activities, 
and to at least try to remain 



confident in those elected to 
office. But when it comes to 
watching W speak (if you 
want to call it that), it is 
about as reassuring as hav- 
ing Michael Vick watch your 
dog while you are on vaca- 
tion. 

During his final State of 
the Union address, he spoke 
very boldly about absolutely 
nothing. However, some 
issues were discussed that 
some say will define his 
legacy; those issues are the 
Iraq War and the economy. 
While some say the Iraq 
War and the economy will 
define Bush's legacy, I 
believe that it is safer to say 
that those two issues will 
further defile his legacy. 
Regardless of personal 
beliefs about the Iraq War, 
or of another totally differ- 



ent subject, the War on 
Terror, it has to be said that 
Iraq has been, to say the 
least, mishandled on just 
about every level imagina- 
ble by this administration. 
But on the bright side, while 
speaking about his final 
year, and his stimulus pack- 
age for revitalizing the econ- 
omy, Bush used the syllable 
by syllable approach when 
he had to pronounce big 
words, for which Mike 
Huckabee supporters were 
very grateful. 

Bush's legacy is simple 
to sum up by using some 
very broad descriptions for 
an accumulation of events 
so endless, in fact, that to 
list them all would probably 
take an entire year's worth 
of the Clarion Call. Also, 
since George W. Bush bash- 



ing has gone away for the 
most part in this column, 
and really mainstream 
media in the United States, 
I feel it incumbent upon me 
to refresh everyone's memo- 
ry on some areas that will 
surely be part of Bush's 
legacy. To just name a few: 
deliberate manipulation of 
the constitution, propagan- 
dizing reasons for invading 
Iraq , irresponsible domestic 
and foreign policy, as well as 
allowing the New England 
Patriots to win as many as 
four Superbowls during his 
presidency. 

While it remains true 
that the Patriots are not 
guaranteed a win this week- 
end, I would say that the 
chances of the Giants beat- 
ing them are as good as they 
are for Nancy Pelosi to stop 



blinking for three seconds. 
Speaking of Nancy Pelosi 
and the Democrats, it can be 
noted that the Democrats 
are now down to Barack 
Obama and Hillary Clinton 
for their presidential candi- 
dates. Unfortunately for the 
country, people reading 
about John Edwards doing 
the moonwalk did not catch 
on like I had hoped. He 
finally decided to drop out 
from the race and I blame 
myself. I should have 
reported the moonwalk 
story months ago. 

But the good news now 
is that we know for sure 
that for the first time in our 
history we stand to see 
someone of minority status, 
whether African American 
or a woman, as a main- 
stream candidate nominat- 



ed for President of the 
United States. Now all we 
have to do is hope that the 
two of them do not kill one 
another before the primar- 
ies are over. Then again, it 
might just be mildly enter- 
taining to watch them duke 
it out at convention UFC 
style. And judging by the 
way they have been to one 
another as of late, it would 
not surprise me to hear that 
they called on UFC 
announcer Joe Rogan to 
moderate their final debate. 
Anderson Cooper could go 
do something useful for 
CNN like shaving Wolf 
Blitzer's beard or finding a 
legal Mexican immigrant to 
dye Lou Dobbs' hair back 
to its original color. 



4 January 31, 2008 



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New course connects students with the Clarion community 



KJ. Wetter 

Staff Writer 

Sophomores at Clarion 
University are now able to 
work with local organiza- 
tions and agencies and 
receive college credit at the 
same time. 

Beginning this semes- 
ter, Clarion University is 
offering a new course. 
Academic Enrichment (AE) 
261: Student Service and 
Civic Engagement. The 
course is designed to con- 
nect students with local 
organizations in the sur- 
rounding Clarion communi- 
ty. 

In his third year at 
Clarion University, Dr. 
Greg Goodman, Assistant 
Professor of Education, is 
teaching the course. 

"The course was added 
to give students the oppor- 
tunity to increase their con- 
nection with the University 
and the greater Clarion 
community," Goodman said. 
"The Transitions team 
wanted a class where sopho- 
mores would increase their 
engagement outside of the 
classroom." 

Clarion University 
Transitions is designed to 
help students stay in college 
and develop permanent ties 
with the entire community. 
Transitions activities 



include orientation, discov- 
ery, exploration, sophomore 
focus and academic mentor- 
ing. 

'Transitions does a lot 
with freshmen," Goodman 
said. 'This is an experimen- 
tal trial for sophomores." 

According to Goodman, 
the course will be offered 
again next semester. 

"After next fall, we will 
evaluate the course and see 
if it's worth offering again." 
he said. 

Throughout the semes- 
ter, students will have the 
opportunity to work with 
neighboring organizations 
and conduct research on 
areas of need and then plan 
interventions to meet the 
specific needs of the commu- 
nity. 

Sophomore biology 
major Jasminne Snow is one 
of the 30 students enlisted 
in the course. 

"I am working with the 
S.A.F.E. house or possibly 
an organization that works 
with parents and grandpar- 
ents raising school aged 
children," Snow said. 

S.A.F.E (Stop Abuse For 
Everyone) is an organiza- 
tion that is committed to 
ending domestic violence 
and self-mutilation. Like 
S.A.F.E., most of the agen- 
cies that students will be 
working with are programs 
that help the youth. United 



Way and 4th Avenue 
Adventure Family Center 
are other programs that are 
expected to be involved in 
the course. 

After students find and 
contact an agency of their 
choice, they will begin doing 
research, 

"Students will do gener- 
al literature reviews," 
Goodman said. There will 
be no experimental or 
empirical research that is 
required. They will gather 
demographic and historical 
data," 

In addition to service 
learning outside of the class- 
room, course content will 
focus on the understanding 
of democracy, the develop- 
ment of personal values and 
the importance of providing 
service to one's community. 
To aid the students' under- 
standing of these issues, the 
course is devised of lecture 
on topics, discussion of top- 
ics, computer assisted expe- 
riences, small group discus- 
sion, reports from groups, 
demonstrations, individual 
student presentations and 
the use of film and other cul- 
turally relevant materials. 

A wide range of topics 
will also be discussed to 
increase the students' 
understanding of the course. 
Volunteerism, poverty and 
economic opportunity, 

racism and global responsi- 



bilities are just some of the 
issues that will guide stu- 
dents along with their 
research. 

The research students 
will do in the Student 
Service and Civic 

Engagement class will be on 
important issues the com- 
munity can benefit from. 

"I will research women 
issues or possibly adoles- 
cence issues," Snow said. 

According to Goodman, 
expected research issues 
include feminism, commer- 



cialism, crime and student 
retention. 

This course differs from 
other AE courses in a few 
ways. Most of the courses 
that fall under the AE cate- 
gory are just available to 
freshmen; such as AE 110: 
The Student in the 
University. Also, most 
Academic Enrichment 

courses have larger class 
sizes and offer less credits. 

"This course is 3 credits. 
Others are only 1 or 2 cred- 
its," Goodman said, "The 



class is also smaller with 
only 30 students in it," 

If Student Service and 
Civic Engagement is some- 
thing that sounds interest- 
ing to you, make sure that 
you enroll next semester 
because it might not be 
offered again. 

"I like it because (Dr. 
Goodman) is fun, eager to 
teach and gives the students 
opportunities to engage in 
the class participation," 
Snow said. 




Jess Elser / The Clarion Call 

Dr. Greg Goodman teaches Academic Enrichment 261: Student Service and Civil Engagement. It 
is offered to sophomores to help them get involved with volunteer work outside of the University. 







Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

"I love to be of service to 
students — even if it is giving 
directions to a student who 
appears lost," said Clarion 
University's Director of 
Social Equity, Dr. Jocelind 
Gant. 

Gant has been helping 
students for over 30 years 
within the realm of higher 
education. Fourteen of 
those years have been spent 
at Clarion. 



"Being here 14 years 
speaks of my commitment to 
this university," said Gant. 
"Clarion's serenity and 
beauty appealed to me." 

Gant saw Clarion as the 
perfect environment to 
write a book. Her desire to 
write was rooted in her 
undergraduate and Master's 
studies of Hterature. She 
obtained her bachelor's from 
the University of 

Massachusetts and then 
master's from Boston 
College. 



"[But] I knew I wanted 
to be in higher education," 
said Gant. "I always envi- 
sioned myself as a faculty 
member." 

When Gant decided to 
obtain her doctorate, her 
interest in law peaked. Her 
interest in both higher edu- 
cation and law resulted 
from time spent as full time 
staff in the affirmative 
action department at the 
University of 

Massachusetts. Gant com- 
bined her interests, and 



obtained a doctorate in 
higher education adminis- 
tration with a concentration 
in legal issues from Boston 
College. 

When the opportunity 
arose to come to Clarion, 
Gant took it. In addition to 
the writing environment, 
she found that the position 
ps Director of Socjdi* Equity 
«nd vr Assistant^ to tke 
President for Social Equiiy 
matched her interests. 

"[The position] 

embraces skill sets I have," 
said Gant. 

As the director, Gant 
deals with many of the poli- 
cies and procedures regard- 
ing equity here on campus. 
It is also her mission, paral- 
leling with the university's 
goals, to promote diversity. 

With evident zeal, Gant 
summed up the mission of 
social equity— "Cultivating 
an environment where civil- 
ity and equity are a hall- 
mark." 

How do Gant and the 
university cultivate this 
atmosphere? The Office of 
Social Equity offers multiple 
programs to encourage the 
cause. Foremost, social equi- 
ty seeks to recruit a diverse 
population of students. Gant 
and her office also host pro- 
grams. 

One such program is 



Emerging Scholars. 

Through this program, high 
school students come to the 
University for one to three 
week periods throughout 
the summer to experience 
Clarion. These students are 
from an urban setting. The 
program exposes the stu- 
dents to a rural area and the 
■; hi|^er-edi«etioiT.'0)p*fed at 
»« the i^nivfiraity. ,• w ,- 

in adoiuon to academic 
programs, diversity is pro- 
moted in the community. 
"The university brings 
diversity to the county 
[Clarion]," said Gant. 

Diversity goes beyond 
ethnicity. Diversity includes 
different backgrounds and 
different religions, accord- 
ing to Gant. 

Gant found a second 
outlet to encourage diversity 
at Clarion, As the director of 
International Programs, she 
not only recruits students 
from countries around the 
world, but she finds oppor- 
tunities to send Clarion's 
own students to the rest of 
the globe, 

"As a rural university, 
we must provide an oppor- 
tunity to get students into 
the global village," said 
Gant, "Students want the 
global experience," 

Gant's passion for inter- 
national programs stems 



from her own experience. 
Although she grew up in 
Boston, she was born in 
Barbados, Gant has trav- 
eled for educational purpos- 
es herself, spending time in 
every continent except for 
Australia, 

"Nothing can substitute 
experiencing culture with- 

, "It .[the «>merience]jginnot| 
be repTicatedin a textbook." 

Senegal (Northwest 
Africa), Israel and Italy top 
Gant's list of favorite places. 
According to Gant, the 
impact of each of those visits 
was tremendous. While in 
Italy, Gant attended the 
Christmas midnight mass 
with the Pope. 

Gant does a bit of "trav- 
eling" in Clarion too. 

"I like to walk to the sta- 
dium when the weather is 
right," said Gant. "One is 
able to experience all of the 
[town's] beauty." 

Clarion's beauty is what 
brought Gant here 14 years 
ago. Her one regret since 
arriving? Gant's schedule 
and responsibilities have 
kept her from finishing her 
book. 

"I have not been able to 
finish writing," said Gant. 
"These are professions one 
should write about!" 



The Photography Club: a picture is worth a thousand words 



Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

Some people look at a 
photograph and appreciate 
it for its subject. Others 
appreciate it for the art 
technique behind it. The 
students in the Photography 
Club appreciate pictures for 
all reasons. 

The Photography Club 
at Clarion University is 
made up of people who enjoy 
photography. They function 
to showcase and teach pho- 
tography to any interested 
individual, hoping to share 
with each other the love of 
pictures and picture taking. 

The photography club 
debuted on the campus last 
year. Since then, it has 
taken its members to new 
horizons in photography, 

Angela Miller, a fresh- 
man finance major and 



treasurer of the 

Photography Club, stum- 
bled upon the club when 
arriving at Clarion. 

"We have a blast, every- 
one in the club is so differ- 
ent," she said. 

The photography club 
meets every Thursday at 6 
p.m'. in Becker Hall. There, 
they discuss upcoming 
events and hold learning 
seminars. 

"It's not an uptight 
group, it's very casual and 
fun," Miller said. 

The group hosted four 
learning seminars last 
semester. In these work- 
shops, professors taught 
tutorials on ways to improve 
one's photography skills. 
The teaching ranged from 
basic photography to more 
advanced techniques. 

One of the learning sem- 
inars focused on using 
Photoshop, a software used 



for editing pictures. 

Clarion University pro- 
fessors have been the lead- 
ers of these seminars. 
However, the group is trying 
to get a photographer from a 
local newspaper to come to a 
learning seminar and speak 
on his/her knowledge of pho- 
tography. This semester 
they would also like to hold 
more seminars to learn 
about Photoshop. 

Miller urges anyone 
with an interest in photog- 
raphy to join the group, 
despite their skill level. 

"I knew nothing about 
photography and I learned 
so much," said Miller. 

In its short existence, 
the Photography Club has 
travelled to and taken part 
in several events. 

See "Photography 
Club " page 5. 




Casey McGovern / The Clarion Call 
Members of the Photography Club pose at the Phipp's Conservatory in Pittsburgh. The group has 
gone on numerous outings to practice taking photos. 



The Clarion Call 



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January 31, 2008 5 



Students are able to learn to "dance like the stars" 



Stephanie Desmond 

Feotures Editor 

Most students take 
classes inside the classroom 
and think it's their only 
option for learning, but 
there is an additional 
option. 

Clarion University's 
Division of Continuing 
Education is dedicated to 
providing opportunities for 
students and community 
members to participate in 
personal and professional 
development classes. 

"We offer adult non- 
credit programming from 
ballroom dancing to 
Microsoft Office," said 
Sharon Bauer, a Physical 
Technician at Continuing 
Education. 

According to the divi- 
sion's mission statement on 
their Web site, "Our person- 
al improvement programs 
focus on personal growth 
and interaction with others. 
Our professional and busi- 
ness programs provide 
much needed skill enhance- 
ment and address immedi- 
ate and emerging business 
needs. We emphasize long- 
term training solutions ori- 



ented to specific organiza- 
tional goals and objectives." 

One class, in its third 
year at Clarion, has about 
15 people in the Tippin 
dance studio learning how 
to ballroom dance. 

Instructors Mary Jo 
Phillips and Paul 

Winkerbauer have been tak- 
ing ballroom dance lessons 
for about 10 years and com- 
pete in amateur couple com- 
petitions, 

"Mary Jo is passionate 
about it," said Winkerbauer, 
"But I do enjoy it; it's amaz- 
ing to see those who learn 
the dances." 

The class is broken into 
two sessions for six weeks 
each. During the first ses- 
sion, students will learn the 
foxtrot, swing and rumba. 
The second will feature the 
waltz, tango and cha-cha, 

Winkerbauer believes that 
dancing presents more of a 
challenge than other sports, 

"It trains the body and 
mind in other ways that 
other sports don't," he said, 
"Being with a partner is 
more of a challenge." 

The instructors began 
class by introducing their 
goals and thoughts on the 
class. 



"We do it because we 
love it. This is a passion for 
us," said Phillips. 

"We have a philosophy 
of making you feel comfort- 
able together as partners," 
Winkerbauer said. 

They then gave a 
demonstration of the first 
dance they would teach, the 
foxtrot. 

"Dancing is like walk- 
ing," Phillips said. 

So, the couple instructed 
the group to walk across the 
floor, and then began with 
the basics of the dance by 
breaking the group into men 
and women. 

They taught a four-step 
movement. "Left, right, side, 
together; slow, slow, quick, 
quick" was continuously 
repeated. 

The students practiced 
across the floor to music as 
Phillips and Winkerbauer 
gave them individual 
instruction. 

Then they showed the 
proper dance frame. They 
explained that the dancers 
needed to maintain a strong 
large frame for flexibility 
and comfort. 

Both instructors 

attempted to give reasons 
for their directions. 




Casey McGovern / The Clarion Ca/I 

Mary Jo Phillips and Paul Winkerbauer, instructors of the ballroom dancing class, show students 
how to hold a proper dance frame. 



"It's not just because I 
say to do it like me," Phillips 
said. 

After practicing the 
beginning moves of the fox- 
trot, they moved on to the 
east coast swing. Again, 
they gave a demonstration 
then began with the basics. 

Both of the sessions are 
separate from one another, 
so students do not need to 
attend both to participate. 
They cost $60 per person, 
per session ($120 per cou- 
ple) and are geared towards 
beginners. 



"It's a social activity for 
all stages of life," said 
Winkerbauer. "We assume 
they know nothing [about 
dancing]." 

Students, faculty and 
community members all 
came with their own rea- 
sons for wanting to learn. 

"I can't dance, so I hope 
this will help," said Deonna 
Soergel, a freshman biology 
major. 

"I want the experience 
because I always found it 
fascinating on the shows," 
said Ryann Press, a fresh- 



man undecided major. 

Others had more specif 
ic reasons for wanting to 
learn. 

"We're getting married, 
and we want to actually be 
able to dance our first 
dance," said Clarion resi- 
dent and alumnus Jodie 
Ringer, who attended with 
her fiance Eric Mount, 

Continuing Education 
offers other classes, like 
judo, Kung Fu, digital pho- 
tography, golf, Quickbook 
training. Discover Scuba 
and more. 



"Photography Club," 
from page 4. 

Recently, the members 
went on a trip to Pittsburgh. 
This trip gave members the 
opportunity to take pictures 
in a famihar small scale 
city. They plan to travel 
there again in the future. 



Currently the club is 
ironing out the final details 
for a trip to New York City. 
This trip is scheduled for 
April nth. The goal of the 
trip is to give members of 
this club a chance to take 
pictures outside of the rural 
setting. While in New York, 
they will be able to practice 
the art of taking photos of 



diverse subjects found in 
city culture and life. 

One highlight planned 
in the trip is to go to Central 
Park at night to take unique 
pictures. 

The trip will consist not 
only of photographing tall 
buildings and groups of peo- 
ple, but will also feature 
tours of museums with well- 



known works of art for the 
group to examine. 

According to Miller, 
another advantage to the 
club is that, unlike some 
other student organizations 
on campus, they do not col- 
lect dues. The money used 
towards trips is fundraised. 

For example, the group 
recently sold Sheetz 



coupons to earn money and 
discussed possible t-shirt 
sales. 

The club welcomes any- 
one to join. Miller said that 
this club has let her meet 
many new people that she 
may never have gotten the 
chance to meet. If you like to 
look at pictures, or like to 
take them, then the 



Photography Club at 
Clarion University may be 
something to look into. 

The group's president is 
Shasta Kurtz and the vice 
president is Casey 
McGovern, Meetings are 
held on Thursdays at 6 p.m, 
in Becker Hall. 






Halls, Suites, or Villager: 






Make the Clarion Choice 



The Halls provide housing close 
to academic buildings and student 
activities, and they are the most 
economical choice. 

Halls range from three to seven floors 
and house from 108 to more than 
400 students each. All rooms have 
high-speed Internet, cable, and 
unlimited local telephone. 



The Suites allow students the privacy 
of a shared living room and a full bath 
for every two students with convenient 
access to the health center, classrooms, 
campus activities, and dining and athlet- 
ics facilities. 

Two- and four-student units will be 
available. Suites include high-speed 
Internet, cable, phone connections, and 
central heat and air conditioning. 

A sample suite is available for viewing in 
Chandler Dining Hall. 




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UNIVERSITY 



Residence Life Services 

814-393-2532 

reslife@clarion.edu 



The Villages offers students four 
apartment styles in six themed villages. 

Four apartment types, all with private 
bedrooms and some with private baths, 
are fully furnished with kitchen 
appliances, furniture, 
and a washer and dryer. 

Like Tlie Halls 
and The Suites, 
The Villages include 
high-speed Internet, 
cable, local phone 
service. Students 
can also enjoy use 
of a community 
room and 
fitness center. 



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The Clarion Call 



CU students participate in festival Javier Mendozo performs at Clarion-Venango 



Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

Five students represent- 
ed Clarion University in the 
55th Annual Pennsylvania 
Collegiate Choral 

Association Festival held 
this weekend at Thiel 
College, Greenville, Pa. 

Students singing in the 
festival were sopranos 
Michelle Hall and Bekah 
Alviani, altos Deanna 
Fleming and Becky Hebel, 
and tenor George Joyce. 

The festival is open to 
all Pennsylvania colleges 
and universities. Students 
from Immaculate 

University, Slippery Rock 
University, Indiana 

University of Pennsylvania, 
Waynesburg University, 



Seton Hill University. 
Clarion University, East 
Stroudsburg State 

University, York College of 
Pennsylvania, Edinboro 
University and Thiel 
College met and came 
together for three days to 
celebrate the music. 
Students arrived Jan. 24 
and activities were held 
until the conclusion of the 
festival on Jan. 26 when a 
choral concert was pre- 
formed. 

"It never ceases to 
amaze me at how total 
strangers can come together 
and share such an emotion- 
ally personal experience," 
said Fleming. "Music relates 
so closely to emotions and 
over those three days we 
worked together to share 




those feelings and express it 
through the concert reper- 
toire." 

The repertoire of classi- 
cal and folk songs was cho- 
sen by guest conductor Dr. 
Christopher Cock, Director 
of Choral and Vocal 
Activities at Valparaiso 
University in Indiana. Dr. 
Cock chose nine songs 
including, but not limited to, 
"Sing a Mighty Song" by 
Jane Griner and Daniel 
Gawthrop, "Emmanuel" by 
Dennis Friesen, and "Der 
Abend", by Johannes 
Brahms. 

"Most of the music we 
performed was really enjoy- 
able. As far as the whole trip 
is concerned, it was a very 
good experience," said Hall. 

Concert 
Calendar 



February 



Stomp National Tour: 

Palace Theater Feb. 1& 2, 8 
p.m. $30-$70. Tickets avail- 
able at 724-836-8000 

The Morning Light: 

Diesel Feb 2, p.m. $10-$12. 

Dakota, RKS, The 
Outlook, Hollywood 
Boulevard, New 

American Classic, 

Underscore Adia: Mr. 
Small's Feb. 7, 6:30 p.m. 
Tickets available at 1-866- 
468-3401. 

Kingspade: Diesel, Feb. 
7, 6p.m$17-$20. Formore 
information: www.liveat- 
^HBtelcem- 

'%e Santiago's Six: Mr. 
Small's, Feb. 9, 7 p.m. 
Tickets at 1-866-468-3401 

Westmoreland 
Symphony Orchestra 
presents Valentine a la 
Espaiia!: Palace Theater, 
Feb. 9, 8 p.m. 
$10, $18, $25. $36 
tickets: 724-837-1860 



Saving Jane: Diesel, Feb. 
9, 6 p.m. $12 $14. For more 
information www.liveat- 
diesel.com 

Tim Finn: Diesel, Feb. 12, 
6 p.m. Over 21. $20-$21. 
Tickets available via 
Ticketmaster. 

The Temptations: Palace 
Theater, Feb. 14, 8 
p.m.$35. $55, $65, $75 
Tickets at www.thep- 
alacetheater.org 

High On Fire: Diesel, Feb. 

14, 6 p.m. $13-$15. Tickets 
available via Ticketmaster. 

The David Allan Coe 
Band: Palace Theater, Feb 

15, 8 p.m. $20, $26, $34 
Tickets available at 
www.palacetheater.org- 

The Failsafe, Beyond 
Daylight, YD, Now Its 
The Last, Etiera: Mr. 

Small's, Feb. 16, 7 p.m. All 
Ages. For tickets 1-866- 
468-3401 

The Toasters: Difesel, Feb. 
17, 6 p.m. $12-$14. 



Puddle of Mudd with 
specialguests 
Neurosonic, Tyler Read: 

Mr. Small's, Feb. 17, 7 p.m. 
For tickets call: 1-866-468- 
3401 

Finch: Diesel, Feb. 18, 6 
p.m. $12-$14. Poi more 
information visit 

www.liveatdie8el.com 

Citizen Cope: Mr. 

Small's, Feb. 19, 8 p.m. 21+ 
Tickets at 1-866-468-3401 

Twiztid with special 
guests Boondox, Project 
Born, DJ Clay. Legally 
Insane: Mr. Small's, Feb. 
22, All Ages. Tickets at 1- 
866-468-3401 

Tesla: Palace Theater, 
Feb. 27, 7:30 p.m. $26-$80. 
Tickets^ av,ail^ble . at 
www.thepalacetheater.org 

Lez Zeppelin: Diesel, Feb. 

28. 6 p.m. $14416. 12 +. 
For more information: 
virww.iiveatdie8el.com 

*all venues are located in 
Pittsburgh. 



Music Review 
Juno soundtrack surprises 




Christopher Campbell 

Staff Writer 



Album: Juno Soundtrack 
Producer: Rhino Records 
Rating: 4/ 5 



The songs in the sound- 
track to Juno fit perfectly 
with the movie. I will be the 
first to admit, however, this 
isn't my type of music. They 
are mostly folk and some 
are quite eccentric, they 
capture the emotion of the 
film's story well. I'll touch 
on each of these songs to 
give you an idea of it's feel. 

All I Want is You: An 
eccentric song about love; 
uses analogies ("if you were 
the wood, I'd be the fire") to 
get the point across. It's 
folksy, using the harmonica 
and guitar. 

My Rollercoaster: A 
lyric-less song.Very whimsi- 
cal feel, it definitely is in 
keeping with the spirit of 



the rest of the album. 

A Well-Respected Man: A 

"soft-rock" song about a well 

to-do man. Similar to Simon 

& Garfunkel's "Richard 

Corey," but without the 

tragic ending. 

Dearest: Classic Buddy 

Holly. 

Up the Sprout: A short 
guitar piece that is soft, 
with some "edgy" parts. 

Tire Swing: This is 
another soft-rock song that 
discusses romance. The can- 
non in the background real- 
ly caught me off guard. 

Piazza, New Catcher: A 
song about a baseball catch- 
er struggling with life and 
love. This song has a faster 
tempo then the rest. 

Loose Lips: Very differ- 
ent; Dawson speaks freely. 
This one's pretty fast-mov- 
ing, so pay attention. 

Superstar: Definitely 
the edgiest song on this 
album, from Sonic Youth, 
the only artist I had heard 
of previous to picking this 
up. 

Sleep: An instrumental 
song, with humming. 
Another soft, folksy, sweet 
song. 

Expectations: A fast, sad 
song. It's a nice contrast 
with the rest of the album. 

All the Young Dudes: 
Very "classic rock" with a 



hint of soul and jazz. Mott 
the Hopple belts the lyrics 
out emotionally. 

So Nice So Smart: The 
music sounds almost happy, 
while the dark lyrics seem 
to flow right along, with 
verses such as "Tell you that 
I love you, then I'll tear your 
world apart." 

Sea of Love: A slow, 
gloomy love song. 

Tree Hugger: I think of 
this song as more of a folk 
poem then a folk song. 

I'm Sticking with You: 
An over the top super corny 
song, that actually works. 
The transition from piano to 
guitar works very well. The 
song begins with "I'm stick- 
ing with you, 'cause I'm 
made out of glue." This is 
definitely not my type of 
song, but then again this 
isn't my type of CD and 
I found myself enjoying 
both. 

Anyone Else But You: A 
guy and a girl singing about 
being with one another. Not 
the best voices, but the 
lyrics are sweet. Very folk 
feeling. 

Vampire: A very strange 
song, in which the singer 
compares herself to a vam- 
pire and sees herself as a 
social outcast. 

Pick this CD up and try 
something different. 




Madelon Cline 

Staff Writer 

Clarion University- 
Venango Campus welcomed 
famous Latin singer Javier 
Mendoza to perform music 
for the Coffee House Series 
Spring Spectacular. 

Venango Campus 

Spring Spectacular is a 
three part cultural art 
series that showcases differ- 
ent entertainment perform- 
ers. Clarion University 
Venango Campus Spring 
Spectacular is held every 
year since the event first 
started in fall of 2006. 

The Spring Spectacular 
art series is presented to 
provide entertainment for 
the students of the Venango 
campus. 

The style of music 



Javier Mendoza performs 
combines flamenco and tra- 
ditional Spanish music with 
a mix of American ties in 
rock. Emily Aubele, of 
Venango Campus Student 
Affairs, was intrigued by 
Javier Mendoza's style of 
music she said "its really an 
interesting blend of Spanish 
and American style of 
music, really interesting!" 

Performers such as 
Javier Mendoza are well 
known in the music commu- 
nity Mendoza's music has 
been played on MTVs Real 
World many times. The 
NEWSwire noted that in 
2005, Mendoza was named 
as the Budweiser True 
Music Artist and was the 
winner of the 2006 St. Louis 
KDHX Music Awards for 
Best Latin Artist. 

Clarion University main 
campus student Courtney 
Romesberg, a Freshman 
Accounting major, that has 
heard Javier Mendoza's 
music before,said "The style 



of music is not the typical 
slow love song, but more of 
an upbeat contemporary 
love .song." 

Mendoza has played 
with artists such as Willie 
Nelson and Ben Folds; he 
also performed in 1999 for 
Pope John Paul II. In 2003 
Mendoza competed in the 
Independent World Series 
Conference, and was a semi- 
finalist. 

Javier Mendoza's per- 
formance was held Tuesday, 
January 29. 2008 at 7 p.m. 
The performance was locat- 
ed in Robert W. Rhoades 
Center, located at the 
Venango campus. The 
University Activities Board 
sponsored the concert; this 
allowed students at the 
campus to access the Spring 
Spectacular free of cost. For 
more information on Javier 
Mendoza, check out his web- 
site at 
www.JavierMendoza.com 



Heath Ledger: The Killing Joke 




Joey Pettine 

Staff Writer 



In the scene Ledger 
holds his father, Billy Bob 
Thornton ("Armaggeddon"), 
hostage and asks whether 
he ever loved him. His dad 
answers "No." 

"Well, I always loved 

you," Ledger replies, and 

shoots himself. As that gun 

fired so did Ledger's repu- 

I have written numer- atation as a proper actor 

ous reviews for the Clarion took off . 

Call in the past months yet Ledger himself was very 

this will be the first time I, picky about roles he took, 

or I think anyone for The turning down quite a few 

Call, has ever reviewed a and taking only those he 

person. I think the actor and thought befitting yet at the 

the legacy left behind more same time he never thought 

than calls for it. himself above any role tak- 

^_ Why. you ask, e^ei^^^^ing various light hearted 

KeAMMger dllelQ?hi35a^^Mii:al r^is'mh^as- 

special treatment whereas the legendary lover in 



actors like Jack Lemmon 
(Grumpy Old Men), Marlon 
Brando (The Godfather), 
and Peter Boyle (Taxi 
Driver) have gone unnoticed 
in past years. It is, unfortu- 
nately, because of Ledger's 
untimely death and the 
mystery that surrounds his 
demise that not only keeps 
him remembered as one of 
the world's favorite actors 
but rocket him to the status 
of a tragic prodigy on par 
with the likes of James 
Dean or even Marilyn 
Monroe. 

Ledger first caught the 
eye of the American public 
as the rebellious yet roman- 
tic Patrick Verona in "10 
Things I Hate About You." 
The movie was a hit among 
teens, and Ledger 
romanced, danced and 
smiled his way into 
America's hearts. 

While the role itself was 
not revolutionary, Ledger's 
performance would give him 
the chance to prove that he 
was not all smiles and good 
looks. Less than a year later 
he would appear in "The 
Patriot" and "Monster's 
Ball." It was the short and 
brilliantly acted scene in 
this latter film that showed 
the world Ledger could act. 



"Casanova" and the youth- 
fully hopeful Jacob Grimm 
in "The Brother's Grimm." 
Not exactly roles that would 
get the Academy's attention 
but nevertheless Ledger 
gave these characters his 
all, no one could deny the 
life he added to these 
movies. 

Finally, in 2005, Ledger 
became one of the youngest 
actors ever to be nominated 
for an Academy Award for 
his portrayal as homosexu- 
ally damned ranch hand, 
Ennis Del Mar, in 
"Brokeback Mountain." 

Ledger's performances 
speak for themselves, 
cementing him as a rich act- 
ing mind, yet even beyond 
the performances Ledger 
was a star, always a pleas- 
ure to work with, a loving 
husband, wonderful father 
and brilliant friend. 

He was more than an 
actor as well for his perfro- 
mances went beyond creat- 
ing a character. Ledger 
engrossed himself in his 
roles, a well known method 
actor who became his roles. 
Ledger's performances were 
acting miracles, tearing 
them from his insides. 
Ledger didn't just know how 
his characters moved, spoke 



and listened; he knew how 
they took a breath. To see 
him inhale the scent of a 
shirt and take measure of 
the pain of love lost. 

Ironically enough it was 
this method and talent that 
would end Ledger. 

After being cast as the 
Joker, his only villanous 
role ever. Ledger isolated 
himself for a month, perfect- 
ing his role of the Joker to 
such a fine point that he 
even wrote a diary as the 
psychotic character. Ledger 
realized this was not a role 
he could smile his way out of 
he meant to give the per- 
formance of a lifetime. It 
will make him a legend. Not 
only for his dark and unique 
portrayal of the Joker but 
because it seems as if 
Ledger literally became the 
character, inheriting the 
insanity that went with it. It 
was the final irony and 
killing joke of Heath Ledger. 

After completing The 
Dark Knight, Ledger com- 
plained of an inability to 
sleep and began to use 
sleeping pills. On January 
22, 2008, Ledger was found 
dead in his New York apart- 
ment, an accidental over- 
dose of the over-the-counter 
drugs. 

Whether it was acting, 
insanity, or the Joker that 
killed Ledger does not mat- 
ter. What matters is his 
memory. The "Dark Knight" 
opens in theaters July 17, 
2008, Ledger's last role and, 
what many believe, will be 
his greatest. I suggest those 
interested should see it and, 
if it truly is his best, one can 
only hope Ledger will get his 
due not just as a tragic leg- 
end but as the great actor he 
was. Until then, the best we 
here at the Call can give 
ledger, is the acknowledge- 
ment he deserves as a great 
actor and a heartfelt good- 
bye. 



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Video Game Review 

The after Christmas 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Sure, Christmas is over, 
but that doesn't mean your 
presents have to be. Toss 
that snowman sweater in 
the closet, grab that left 
over Christmas money, and 
go out and get what you 
really wanted; video games. 
Plus, you didn't plan to wear 
your sweater anyway, did 
you? 

The months leading to 
the holiday season are over- 
.stocked with great games. 
To help in your quest to 
spend that hardly earned 
present money wisely, here 
are some of the must have 
titles from the end of 2007. 

Uncharted: Drake's 
Fortune, developed by 
Naughty Dog exclusively for 
the PlayStations, mixes the 
best elements from Tomb 
Raider and Gears of War 
into some banana flavored 
umbrella drink that tastes 
oh so good. 

Nathan Drake, a 
descendent of Sir Francis 
Drake, is looking for, as the 
title tactfully puts it, 
Drake's fortune. Drake is a 
witty character who seems 
like a cross between Bear 
Grylls and Mike Rowe. 

The game has a modern 
"Indiana Jones" set up com- 



plete with gunfights and old 
school fisticuffs. The story 
combines humor and action 
to unravel what turned out 
to be a great game. 

Speaking of great 
games. Super Mario Galaxy 
is one of them. Players 
familiar with Super Mario 3 
will feel some nostalgia with 
this edition of the Italian 
plumber. The air ships along 
with some familiar music 
makes a comeback in what 
was hyped to be the best 
Mario game since Mario 64. 
The ability to walk upside 
down on planets does take 
some getting used to, and 
might not be for those who 
succumb easily to motion 
sickness. Operating like the 
castle in the 64 game, 

Mario's base of opera- 
tions is a space station. 
From here, different plan- 
ets, then universes, are 
reached with the help of lit- 
tle stars. 

On the planets are the 
usual suspects. Goombas 
and turtles are there doing 
whatever it is goombas and 
turtles do. There are differ- 
ent suits Mario picks up 
throughout the game to aid 
certain platforming ele- 
ments. While players may 
find the suits more difficult 
to use, the developers 
reportedly intended this. 

A great game for any 
Mario fan, or just for people 
who want a fun game to 
play. Super Mario Galaxy is 
one of the first must have 
titles for the Wii. 

The young scholars here 
at Clarion deserve bargains. 



game list 

valve's Orange Box is one of 
the best bargains to come in 
a game case. Containing five 
games. The Orange Box 
brings Half Life 2 onto con- 
soles. Along for the ride are 
episodes one and two of the 
Half-Life series, not to men- 
tion the long awaited Team 
Fortress 2 and Portal. 

Half-Life, and it's 
episodic content, follow 
Gordon Freeman, the pro- 
tagonist from the first Half- 
Life game, as he continues 
fighting monsters from 
another dimension. Forget 
about Halo 3, this is the first 
person shooter (FPS) that 
Xbox 360 owners need to be 
playing. 

Call of Duty 4: Modern 
Warfare shines in both cam- 
paign mode and multiplay- 
er, and is one of the best 
examples of a multiplatform 
game to be introduced in 
this current console cycle. 
The single player mode 
presents a challenge to even 
the most skilled players. It 
supplies a rich, emotional 
story that brings the player 
in, and gives a real feeling of 
what war is. 

The multiplayer offers 
customization options and 
multiple game types, the 
most popular of which is 
team death match. 

If you have an Xbox 360 
or Playstation3, this game is 
a necessity. 

For more info on any of 
these games and more, 
check out sites like 
gamespot.com and ign.com. 



Television Review 

OTH takes d jump ahead four years 




Stephanie Desmond 

Featuies Editor 

Series: One Tree Hill 
Director: Mark Schwahn 
Rating: 4.5/5 

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Most teen dramas seem 
to end just when high school 
does, or at least they cease 
to appeal to viewers. 

A main reason behind 
this is the forced and unre- 
alistic storyline that takes 
all of the stars to the same 
college. They all live in the 
same dorm and room togeth- 
er and share all the same 
experiences. 

"One Ti^ee Hill" creator 
Mark Schwahn chose the 
alternate route. For the fifth 
season of the show, writers 
took the gang four years 
ahead. 

"One Tree Hill" began on 
the WB network in 2003 as 
the story of two half broth- 
ers who loved basketball. 
Lucas (Chad Michael 
Murray) and Nathan 
(James Lafferty) both have 
the same father, but differ- 
ent mothers. 

The story soon evolved 
to include three other main 
characters, Haley (Bethany 
Joy Galeotti), Brooke 
(Sophia Bush) and Peyton 
'Hilarie Burton). 

A number of love trian- 
gles, fights, parties and bas- 
ketball games later, the 
friends found themselves 
back on the Rivercourt 
where they all started. 

After leaving their 
names in spray-paint on the 
pavement, the teens went 
their own ways. 

Jump ahead to the first 
episode of the fifth season. 



"Four Years, Six Months, 
Two Days." 

The episode opened by giv- 
ing a glimpse of what life is 
now Uke for the characters. 

Nathan has an angry 
attitude to go along with his 
disheveled look and we 
eventually discover he's in a 
wheelchair. 

His wife Haley is strug- 
gling to start teaching at 
Tree Hill High and raise 
their fouryearold son 
Jamie (Jackson Brundage). 

Lucas' book; "The 
Unkindness of Ravens," has 
been published and he is the 
coach of his alumni basket- 
ball team, the Ravens. 

Brooke is living in New 
York City where she runs 
her fashion enterprise, 
Clothes Over Bros. 

Peyton is the "assistant to 
the assistant" at a record 
label in Los Angeles. 

Over the course of four 
episodes, we got some minor 
glimpses into what hap- 
pened in the time we missed 
and saw the characters deal 
with much more adult prob- 
lems. 

Peyton and Brooke both 
moved back to Tree Hill in 
hopes to tap into some of the 
"magic" they felt when they 
left. Brooke opened a store 
where "Karen's Cafe" 
(Lucas' mother's restaurant) 
used to be and she financed 
Peyton's own record label. 

Jamie's nanny helped 
Nathan realize that he 
needs to stop moping 
because of his accident (dur- 
ing a fight, he got pushed 
through a window and was 
temporarily paralyzed 
thanks to some glass in his 
back) that ruined his career. 
Meanwhile, Haley is having 
trouble gaining the respect 
of her students. 

Lucas is dating his book 
editor and it's obvious that 
he's not over Peyton (his 
girlfriend at the end of the 
fourth season). 



I think the jump was def- 
initely a good move for the 
show. It gave the characters 
a chance to live much more 
realistic lives by going their 
separate ways and pursuing 
their own dreams. It also 
gave the actors a chance to 
play characters closer to 
their own age. 

Another good thing was 
that it was as if a brand new 
show had premiered. New 
fans could start to watch 
without feeling as if they 
had missed too much, but 
old fans still were intrigued 
to learn what happened over 
the four years. 

There are a few things 
that seem to be going wrong, 
though. 

The storyUnes are already 
going in a familiar direction. 
Nathan and Haley are hav- 
ing marital problems. Lucas 
and Peyton are entering 
another love triangle with 
his new girlfriend. 

Critics have also come 
down on the fact that the 
characters are already so 
successful at such a young 
age (although the charac- 
ters have always acted 
much older than they were 
supposed to be). Not many 
of us will have mansions 
and successful careers right 
out of college. 

Some pivotal characters 
have been left out, the par- 
ents. Lucas' mom and new 
sister are touring the coun- 
try. His and Nathan's father 
is still in jail for kiUing their 
uncle (we do see him on one 
episode when Nathan visits 
him). And Nathan's mother 
has apparently dropped off 
the face of the earth (she 
has yet to be mentioned). 

Still, the show seems to be 
rejuvenated. It has been 
posting some of the show's 
best ratings and even 
helped the CW gain its best 
Tuesday night since March 
of last year on the day of its 
premiere. 



ART EXHIBIT 

Women/of /on/not color hits University Gallery 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

From January 21 to 
February 15, 2008, art 
lovers will have the chance 
to enjoy the creative works 
of Nina Buxenbaum and Zoe 
Charlton at the University 
Art Gallery in the Carlson 
Library. 



ing with their work. 

" These artists and their 
paintings and drawings 
demonstrate the multifac- 
eted nature of self- identifi- 
cation." 

"Much of my work is 
autobiographical in that I'm 
exploring different facets of 
my personality and my way 
of identifying in society," 



visual prejudices and the 
relationships that occur 
between people and particu- 
lar histories." 

Charlton graduated from 
Florida State University 
with a BFA in painting and 
drawing. She received her 
MFA degree in painting and 
drawing from the 
University of Texas. 




Casey McGovern/ The Clarion Call 



Marion Barber sitting infront of a charcoal piece by Nina Buxenbaum. 



There are at least 11 dif- 
ferent pieces of art depicting 
women of color, on color, or 
without color. Woman of 
color means women of a dif- 
ferent race, such as African 
American. 

Women on color are por- 
traits of women with a col- 
ored background. Not nec- 
essarily meaning the women 
in the portrait are of anoth- 
er ethnicity, but the portrait 
itself is in color. Finally, 
women without color are 
portraits done in black and 
white. '1 

Each of the works of art 
is different. Some are oil 
painted on linen; some are 
drawn with charcoal on 
paper. Just like the content 
of the artwork, the way it 
was created was meticulous. 

The artists' have differ- 
ent styles but are painting 
or drawing with the same 
idea in mind. Dr. Joe 
Thomas, a curator, explains 
what the artists' are indicat- 



Nina Buxenbaum said of 
her work and where her 
ideas come from for her 
drawings and paintings. 

Buxenbaum is a gradu- 
ate of Washington 
University in St. Louis, 
where she received a BFA in 
drawing and printmaking. 
She received her MFA 
degree in painting from the 
Maryland Institute College 
of Art. 

Her work has been in 
several exhibits including 
the Studio Museum of 
Harlem in NYC and the 
Ingalls Gallery in Miami, 
FL among others. She cur- 
rently is an assistant profes- 
sor of painting at York 
College in Jamaica, NY. 

While Buxenbaum's 
work is more about self- 
identity and identifying in 
society, Zoe Charlont's 
approach to her work is 
more about race, gender, 
and class. 

"The work evaluates 



Her work has been in 
national and international 
exhibits including Haas & 
Fischer Gallery in Zurich, 
Switzerland, the Zacheta 
National Gallery of Art in 
Warsaw, Poland, and the 
Wendy Cooper Gallery in 
Chicago, IL. She is an assis- 
tant art professor at 
American University in 
Washington, D.C. 

The opening reception 
for this exhibit will be on 
February 7, 2008 from 4 
p.m. to 6p.m. There will 
also be an artist lectuFS ha.] 
turing Buxenbaum and 
Charlton on February 7, 
2008 at 7:30 p.m. in Hart 
Chapel. 

The exhibit is being held 
at the University Gallery 
downstairs of the Carlson 
Library. The Gallery is open 
Monday through Thursday 
10 a.m. to 3 p.m. or by 
appointment. Again the 
exhibit is open until 
February 15, 2008. 



M O V T F R F V T F W 
Untraceable dissapoints and unsatisfies 




George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

Movie: Untraceable 
Director: Gregory Hoblit 
Rating: 2 / 5 

When 1 first saw the pre- 
views for the release of 
Untraceable it caught my 
eye and I thought to myself, 
this might be a good movie 
to check out. 

Well, unfortunately 
after sitting through the 
movie I found myself slowly 
becoming more and more 
disappointed. The whole 
plot of this movie is no dif- 
ferent than any other 
thriller about the FBI chas- 
ing sick and disturbed serial 
killers. 

The one thing that this 
movie is successful at is por- 
traying just how our society 
is becoming more and more 
violent. The movie was 
directed by Gregory Hoblit 
who also directed a fantastic 
film in 2000 called 
"Frequency" I really enjoyed 
that movie so I was pretty 



optimistic about this movie. 
So what is this movie about? 
Untraceable is about an FBI 
agent played by best actress 
Oscar nominee (Diane Lane) 
who finds herself caught in 
the middle of a personal and 
scary game of hind and seek 
with a cyber net killer who 
has posted a live internet 
website posting five tor- 
tures. 

At first when Marsh 
(Lane) stumbles across the 
website killwithme.com she 
is confused, because the 
website is posting a cat 
being tortured live and the 
twist is the killer has found 
a way to keep the FBI from 
tracing his where a bout's. 
Agent Marsh at first is a ht- 
tle confused by this website 
and informs her boss, who 
immediately is not con- 
cerned with a website post- 
ing a cat being tortured. 

Well when the website 
takes a turn from animals to 
now kidnapped humans, 
agent Marsh becomes more 
scared and concerned. 
Another little detail about 
this untraceable website is 
the more people that tune 
in, the faster and more 
painful the death is for the 
victim. When this 

serial killer makes it more 
personal by kidnapping 
friends close to Marsh 



(Lane) time is a factor for 
the FBI to find this sick and 
mental killer. So the race 
against time begins for 
agent Marsh and her team 
to track down this cyber 
killer. After the movie was 
over, there were still so 
many questions left unan- 
swered, this movie was no 
different than any other 
modern thriller. 

I will be honest some of 
the death scenes in this 
movie were more than dis- 
turbing, I found myself 
thinking "wow that's just 
wrong". However on the 
other hand, this isn't the 
first movie where there has 
been freakish and sickening 
death scenes. 

This movie had one 
strong point, it uniquely 
portrays how are society has 
become more drawn to the 
evils in this world. We some- 
times can't answer the ques- 
tion for why we watch these 
things; all we know is the 
power of word of mouth can 
cause huge volume especial- 
ly on the web. 

1 was hoping this movie 
would be a little bit more 
suspenseful.l would suggest 
waiting until it comes out on 
DVD. 



8 January 31, 2008 



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1-3 people. Call Patty at 
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Roll OUT OF BED TO 
GO TO CLASS! Houses 
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Next to campus, various 
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Accommodating 1-4 
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Some include utilities. 
Rent starts at $1200 per 
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Fall 08 arid Spring 09 
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2 person apartments with 
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Some utilities included. 
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Apartments for rent - fall 
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utilities included, close to 
campus. Call Scott for 
appointment at 434-589- 
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3 bedroom house on 
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For Rent: Houses within 
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For Rent: 2 person and 3- 
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Phil, Stephanie loves you 
with all her little ground- 
hog-lovin' heart! 



Get well soon. Dad! 
Love, Casey 



Dear Clarion, 
Please stop making the 
weather suck so hard. I 
would like to regain the 
feeling in my face some- 
time soon, kthanksbyee! 



Darla, Are you ready for 
charades on Monday?! 
-Sean 



Meet the Eagle 
Ambassadors! 

Thursday, January 31st, 
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Advancement Center! 
Join one of the most pres- 
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Aunt Pat, hope you have 
fun watching paint dry! 



Ray Shero, Please don't 
trade Fleury. 
- A concerned fan 



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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 
It's time for the big football game, so we want to know,.. 

What are your Super Bowl Traditions? 








Austin Peck 

Sopliomore 
Technical Theatre 

"I usually just have a 
bunch of snack foods 
and candy. And I 
watch it with my fami- 
ly and friends.." 



Johanna Merchant- 
Aponte 

Freshman 
Theatre, Acting 

"I just hang out with 
family and eat pizza 
and wings, and laugh 
at the commercials." 



Julie Renton 

Sophomore 
Psychology 

"I just like watching 
the commercials and 
eating any free food 
available." 



Sarah Rossum 

Senior 
Marketing 

"Eating hot wings and 
watching the commer- 
cials." 



Kayla Hauser 

Sophomore 

Secondary Education, 
Mathematics 

"My roommate and I 
just have a little 
party." 






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Sports 



January 31, 2008 9 



Wrestling ends two match losing streak with wins over Wagner and Duquesne 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Jan. 25 - The 
Golden Eagle wrestling 
team improved their record 
to 8-9 on Friday when they 
swept a tri-meet at Tippin 
gym with Duquesne and 
Wagner. The Clarion 
wrestlers bounced back 
from a two match skid that 
ended the night before with 
an away loss to the 
Mountaineers of West 
Virginia. 

The format of the tri- 
meet split the three 
wrestling squads into halves 
so that no team had to sit 
out a round. In the first 
round the Golden Eagle 



light weights (125 lbs.- 157 
lbs.) got the ball rolling 
early against the Wagner 
Seahawks by sweeping all 
five weight classes in 
impressive fashion. 

Jay Ivanco kicked the 
match off at 125 lbs. with a 
first period fall. Sophomore 
Rob La Brake kept it going 
with a first period fall of his 
own coming in just 37 sec- 
onds. At 141 lbs. sophomore 
Tony Lascari filled in for his 
injured brother and record- 
ed a 17-1 technical fall over 
Wagner's Nick Bohgos. 

Co-Captain Hadley 
Harrison continued his 
impressive season and 
bounced back from a tough 
loss at WVU by posting a 



17-0 technical fall over 
Wagner's Ryan Cornell. 
Freshman Travis Uncapher 
finished up the first with a 
fall over Sean Quinn one 
minute into the second peri- 
od. 

During the second 
round the Golden Eagle 
heavyweights (165 lbs.-285 
lbs.) finished off the Wagner 
Seahawks, while the light- 
weights started things off 
against the Duquesne 
Dukes. 

The heavyweights 

recorded three falls by 
Mario Morelli 174 lbs, Dixon 
Jordan 197 lbs, and Roman 
Husam at 285 lbs. Scott 
Joseph picked up a decision 
victory at 184 lbs. over 



Wagner's Ed Broderick 10- 
4. 

The final score of the 
Wagner match was 49-6 in 
favor of the Golden Eagles 
with the only loss coming at 
165 lbs. where Clarion was 
forced to forfeit due to the 
injury to David Cox. 

Clarion got off to a 
rough start losing two of the 
first three bouts and falling 
behind 7-3 to Duquesne. 
Jay Ivanco dropped a 7-2 
decision to Jon Bittinger of 
the Dukes, but Rob LaBrake 
battled back for the Golden 
Eagles with a 6-0 decision 
over Kevin Chapman. At 
141 lbs. Jayk Cobbs posted a 
major decision over 
Clarion's Tony Lascari 13-5. 



After the 141 lb match 
the Golden Eagles, with the 
exception of the forfeit at 
165 lbs, would not lose 
another bout to finish the 
match. Hadley Harrison 
recorded a late fall over 
Duquesne's Brad Shrum at 
149 lbs, while Travis 
Uncapher came back with a 
6-3 decision over Cody 
Midlam. After the forfeit at 
165 lbs, Mario Morelli post- 
ed a 7-1 decision over Scott 
Black, 

At 184 lbs. Scott Joseph 
executed a perfect inside 
trip to pick up the fall over 
Ryan Sula in only 38 sec- 
onds. Jamie Luckett picked 
up a forfeit at 197 lbs. for 
the Golden Eagles and 



freshman Roman Husam 
Finished off the night with a 
5-2 win over Joe D'Orsio. 

Coach Moore was 
pleased with the way his 
squad came out Friday "If 
you compare to last year, we 
had only beaten Duquesne 
21-18 while this year we 
beat them 30-13 and gave 
up a forfeit at 165 so the 
progress we are making as a 
team is definitely becoming 
noticeable." 

The Golden Eagles trav- 
el to Bloomsburg this 
Friday, Feb. 1 to take on the 
Huskies. They will then 
head to New Jersey for 
another tri-meet with Rider 
and Rutgers on Saturday, 
Feb. 2. 



Women's b-ball defeats Ship, now 2-2 In PSAC-West play 



Eric Bowser 

sports Editor 

CLARION, Jan. 26 - The 
women's basketball team 
defeated Shippensburg 72- 
58 on Saturday, Jan. 26. 
The win improves the 
Golden Eagles record to 12- 
6 overall and 2-2 in confer- 
ence play. 

Clarion fell behind 
quickly on a three-pointer 
by Lauren Beckley just 19 
seconds into the game. The 
Golden Eagles managed to 
tie the game twice in the 
first half but never held the 
lead in the half and trailed 
by nine, 37-28, at halftime. 

A quick bucket after 
halftime by the Red Raiders 
put Clarion behind by 11 
points with 18:43 to play. 

That turned out to be 
one of the last things to go 
right for Shippensburg as 
Clarion responded with a 
16-2 run to take a thee point 
lead with 12:33 remaining. 

Shippensburg managed 
to battle back and grab a 
one-point lead 45-44 just 
under a minute later, but 
My'Kea Cohill hit a three- 
pointer just ten seconds 



later to give the Golden 
Eagles the lead for good. 
Cohill's three-pointer was 
the start of a 28-13 Clarion 
run to end the game. 

"Our seniors and our 
depth have contributed to 



ries and get ourselves back 
into the playoff hunt," 

Through Saturday's 
game Clarion has four play- 
ers averaging double-digits 
in points scored, seniors 
Jessica Albanese (12.3), 




Kayla Rush/ The Clarion Call 

The women's basketball team won their second consecutive 
game on Saturday, Jan. 26 with a comeback 72-58 wctory over 
the Shippensburg Red Raiders. Clarion had four players score in 
double figures for the game. 



the turnaround," said Coach 
Gie Parsons. "The seniors 
have been playing great in 
our last two games. It is 
huge for us to get two victo- 



My'Kea Cohill (10.9), junior 
Katrina Greer (14.8) and 
sophomore Sara Pratt 
(10.7). 

On Saturday all four 



scored in double-digits to 
help lead the Golden Eagles 
to victory. Pratt led the way 
with 18 points and also 
picked up seven rebounds. 

Cohill added 17 points, 
Greer had 14 and Albanese 
had 13 points and team 
highs in rebounds with 11 
and blocks with three. 

"We have four players 
averaging in .double figures 
and it is easy for a team to 
stop one individual, but it is 
very difficult to stop a team. 
I feel that we are playing 
like a team," Parsons said. 

Clarion traveled to 
Edinboro Wednesday, Jan. 
30 and beat the Fighting 
Scots 76-64. Once again 
Albanese (17), Cohill (14), 
Greer (17) and Pratt (15) all 
reached double-digits in 
scoring to lead the Golden 
Eagles balanced attack. 

Greer added a team 
high ten rebounds, giving 
her a double -double for the 
first time this seasbh. " 

The Golden Eagles will 
return to action on 
Wednesday Feb. 6 when 
they host Slippery Rock to 
begin a three-game homes- 
tand. 



Swim teams compete in 
two-day event at Ashland 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

The Golden Eagles 
swimming and diving teams 
took on Ashland and Wayne 
State this past weekend. 

Clarion participated in a 
two-day competition on 
Friday. Jan. 25, against 
Ashland and Saturday, Jan. 
26, against both Ashland 
and Wayne State. 

The Men's team tied 
with Ashland on Friday 114- 
114, and defeated them on 
Saturday with a score of 
162-125. They fell short 
however to Wayne State, 
losing 147-140. The 



Woman's team defeated 
Ashland Friday 136-104 and 
Saturday 196-104. and also 
came out on top against 
Wayne State, winning 169- 
127. All competition took 
place at Ashland, in Ohio. 

"I was pleased with how 
we did. We did well as a 
team, and everybody swam 
well," said sophomore Ryan 
Theil. Theil won all of his 
events, which included the 
50-yard and 500-yard 
freestyle events on Friday, 
and the 100-yard and 200- 
yard freestyle on Saturday. 

"SWIM" continued on 
page 10. 




Indoor track sets two school records at Bucknell 



Denise Simens 

Stciff Writer 

LEWISBURG, Jan. 26 - 
The Golden Eagle's track 
team had a strong showing 
this past weekend at the 
annual Bucknell University 
Bison Opener. In the fourth 
meet of the season, two new 
school records were set. 

Overall the team has 
broken three school records 
this season. "I was really 
excited about the two 



records that were broken 
this week," said coach 
Jayson Resch. 

Chinonyelum Nwokedi 
finished 12th and set a 
school record in the 60- 
meter dash by running 8.26. 

Two runners qualified 
individually for PSAC's as 
well. Diane Ki'ess qualified 
in the long jump, high jump, 
and hurdles, in addition to 
breaking her own school 
record in the Pentathlon by 
scoring 3004 points and fin- 



ishing fifth overall. 

"I want to stay healthy 
and continue to train well to 
achieve my goals later in the 
season," Kress said. 

Molly Smathers' time of 
2:23.72 in the 800 qualified 
her for PSAC's and helped 
her to a fifth place finish. 

"[I feel] very good 
because we are not even 
really rested and we are 
training straight through 
these early meets," Resch 
said about the remainder of 



the Golden Eagles schedule 
and already having three 
school records in hand. 

Two other runners hop- 
ing to qualify for PSACs in 
individual events are Lisa 
Nickel in the 5000 meter 
and Caitlin Palko in the 
3000 meter. Both are just 
seconds away from qualify- 
ing for the championships 
this upcoming March. 

The Golden Eagles next 
meet will be Friday, Feb. 8 
at Slippery Rock University. 



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The Clarion Call 



Sherry named PSAC-West player of the week 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Wrlttr 

CLARION, Jan. 28 - During 
his junior and senior years 
in high school, Mike Sherry 
was known in basketball cir- 
cles around the WPIAL and 
Western Pennsylvania as an 
outstanding player. Alth- 
ough the level of competi- 
tion has changed, his repu- 
tation as an excellent player 
remains the same as he won 
the PSAC-West Player of 
the Week award on Monday, 
Jan. 28. 

Wherever Mike goes, 
success follows. As a three 
year starter at Chartiers 
Valley High School in 
Bridgeville, Sherry aver- 
aged 25.6 points per game in 
his career, led the school to 
three PIAA state playoff 
appearances and led the 
school to an overall record of 
63-22. 

As a senior, he was 
named Class AAA second 
team all-state by the 
Associated Press and the 
Class AAA player of the 
year by the Pittsburgh Post- 
Gazette. 

Mike's ability to accom- 
plish impressive feats has 
also carried over into his col- 
lege career. In addition to 
winning the PSAC-West 
Player of the Week on 
Monday, he has also won 
three PSAC-West Rookie of 
the Week awards this sea- 
son. He leads the team in 




Kayla Rush/ The Clarion Call 

Mike Sherry is seen during the Saturday, Jan. 26 game against 
Shippensburg. Sherry scored a career-high 30 points in the 
Golden Eagles 89-80 victory. 



points per game, minutes 
played, three pointers 
attempted/made, free throw 
percentage, and scored a 
Golden Eagles season high 
30 points last Saturday in 
an 89-80 victory over 
Shippensburg. 

The PSAC West Rookie 
of the Year award, looks to 
be a two man race between 
Sherry and lUP forward 
Darryl Webb, the fifth lead- 
ing scorer and second lead- 



ing rebounder in the PSAC. 
When asked about compet- 
ing with Darryl for the 
award, Mike said "It would 
be a great honor to win the 
Rookie of the Year award 
but that's the last thing on 
my mind. I want to win and 
that's all. If I pick that up in 
the process then great but 
Webb is a really good player 
and having a great season 
for lUP." 

His performance on the 



court may not express it, but 
the change from high school 
to college has been an 
immense challenge. 

"It has been a huge 
transition. This is a whole 
different game up here. 
Everything is bigger, 
stronger, and faster than 
high school. Sherry said. "At 
first balancing classes and 
basketball was pretty hard 
just because it was such a 
brand new thing to me. But 
now it's not really a prob- 
lem, I think the first semes- 
ter was just a period to feel 
everything out and see how 
I would be able to keep a 
balance." 

As the Golden Eagles 
start to get into the thick of 
conference play, Mike seems 
very optimistic that the 
team will finish strong and 
make some postseason 
noise. "I think we can round 
out the season very well. 

This team is the most 
talented I have ever been a 
part of. We have so many 
great players and guys who 
can hurt another team in so 
many ways. I definitely 
think we can get into the 
playoffs and take it all the 
way. We have enough talent 
to compete with anyone in 
this league so I would defi- 
nitely say that a PSAC title 
is not out of question." 

Sherry and the Golden 
Eagles will be back in action 
on Wednesday, Feb. 6 when 
they host Slippery Rock. 



National 
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San Diego vs. St. 
Mary's (20): 63-55 

Tennessee (8) vs. 
Alabama: 93-86 



Boston vs. 
Miami: 117-87 

New York vs. Los 
Angeles Lakers: 

109-120 

NHL 



Marquette (16) vs. Pittsburgh vs. 

South Florida: 62-54 New Jersey: 4-2 



Duke (3) vs. 
Maryland: 93-84 

Michigan 
vs.Michigan State 
(10): 62-77 

Xavier (22) vs. 
Massachusetts: 77-65 

Clemson (25) vs. 
Miami (Fl): 72-75 

MBA 

Minnesota vs. 
Chicago: 85-96 



Ottawa vs. New York 
Islanders: 5-2 

Los Angeles vs. 
Philadelphia: 3-2 OT 

Buffalo vs. Tampa 
Bay: 4 2 

Washington vs. 
Montreal: 0-4 

New York Rangers 
vs. Carolina: 1-3 

Phoenix vs. 
Columbus: 4-2 



continued from "SWIM" 
on page 9. 

Other first place finish- 
es for Clarion on Friday 
included the women's 400- 
yard medley relay team of 
sophomore Rebecca 

Burgess, freshman Kelly 
Connolly, freshman Kaitlyn 
Johnson and senior Lori 
Leitziner, and the men's 
400-yard medley relay team 
of senior Mike Kerr, sopho- 
more Rich Eckert, sopho- 
more AJ Claypool, and soph- 
omore Ryan Theil. 

Also finishing first for 
Clarion was senior Stevie 
Coble in the women's 1650- 



yard freestyle, sophomore 
Andrew Soisson in the 
men's 1650-yard -freestyle, 
Leitzinger in the women's 
200-yard freestyle, sopho- 
more Dustin Fedunok in the 
men's 200-yard freestyle, 
Kaitlyn Johnson in the 
women's 50-yard freestyle, 
Connolly in the women's 
200-yard IM, Fedunok in 
the 100-yard freestyle, 
Burgess in the 500-yard 
freestyle, and the women's 
400-yard freestyle relay 
team of Leitzinger, fresh- 
men Carissa Wetzel, Gina 
Mattucci, and Johnson. 

On Friday, divers Ginny 
Saras, Kayla Kelosky, 



Venessa Vest and Kim 
Ogden took first, second, 
third, and fifth in the one 
meter diving event. For the 
men, Clay Bowers and 
James Kane took first and 
second. In the three meter 
diving, Saras, Keloksy, Vest 
and Ogden took first 
through fourth. Kane took 
first for the men while 
Bowers placed second. 

On Saturday, the 
women's 200-yard medley 
and 200-yard freestyle relay 
teams took first again. 

For the men's team, 
Fedunok, Kerr, and 
Freshman Jon Kofmehl 
placed first in their events. 



Placing first for the women 
in various events was 
Leitzinger, Mattucci, 

Johnson, Junior Denise 
Simens, and senior Sari 
Cattoni. 

On Saturday, Saras 
took second in the one- 
meter diving behind Wayne 
State. Kelosky, Vest and 
Ogden took third, fifth, and 
seventh. Saras came in first 
in the three- meter diving. 
Bowers and Kane again took 
first and second for the men 
in the one and three-meter 
diving events. 

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The Clarion Call 



February 7, 2008 



www.clarion.edu/thecall 



Thefts under investigation 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Jan. 31 - On 
Jan. 31, at approximately 
10 a.m, three laptops were 
stolen in Peirce and Davis 
Hall from student and fac- 
ulty members, as well as 
other electronic and per- 
sonal items, 

Professor of English 
Richard Lane was one of 
the victims of theft on 
Thursday. 

"I was supposed to be 
teaching across the hall 
from my office, but the pro- 
jector was broken in that 
room so I moved to anoth- 
er," he said. 

After returning" to his 
office, he realized that his 
laptop computer, assorted 
wires, a flash drive and his 
iPod were missing. 

Lane said the computer 
from the room that he was 
supposed to teach in was 
also stolen. 

According to Lane, the 
computer was cable locked 
to the podium and the 
assailant would have had 
to un-bolt it from the lock- 
ing system to steal it. 

According to officials 
from Public Safety, "three 
laptops, personal and uni- 




Casey McGovern/The Clarion Call 
Three laptops were recently stolen on the Clarion University campus. Public Safety is currently 
investigating this situation and encourages anyone with information to call 814-393-2111. 



versity owned, an iPod and 
a MP3 player were stolen 
on Thursday." 

"Even though we have 
a very safe campus, we still 
need to be careful," said 
Tim Fogarty, the interim 
public safety director. "We 
need to watch that we don't 
leave personal belongings 
unattended. Especially lap- 



tops, iPods/MP3 players, 
and back packs. Theses 
things can be easily 
stolen." 

According to Fogarty, 
Public Safety is doing 
everything that they can to 
ensure this does not hap- 
pen again. 

According to flyers 
posted by Public Safety, 



the assailant is a white 
male, medium build, 
approximately 5'10" tall, 
wearing blue jeans, a black 
jacket and a black baseball 
cap. He was last seen car- 
rying three book bags, one 
yellow, one black and one 
red. 

See "THEFT/' page 2 



CUP earns two re-accreditations 

College of business earns AACSB re-accreditation 



Cameo Evans 

Stoff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 5 - Clarion 
University of 

Pennsylvania's college of 
Business Administration 
has announced that it has 
achieved re- affirmation of 
accreditation for the 
Bachelors and Masters 
degrees in Business 
Administration programs 
from the AACSB, the 
Association to Advance 
Collegiate. 

There is a wide range of 
standards that the business 
programs must meet that 



relate to the strategic man- 
agement of resources such 
as student admission and 
retention practices, interac- 
tions of faculty and students 
in the educational process, 
professional development of 
faculty and the assessment 
of learning outcomes in the 
degree programs to assure 
the quality. 

"To earn and maintain 
AACSB International 

accreditation it takes a con- 
siderable effort on the part 
of our faculty and staff. 
Faculty members are 
expected to provide high- 
caliber teaching of relevant 



curricula to graduate stu- 
dents who have achieved 
specific learning goals, and 
to contribute to business 
and management knowl- 
edge through faculty schol- 
arship" said Jim Pesek, 
interim Dean of Clarion's 
College of Business 
Administration. 

AACSB was founded in 
1916. The association is one 
of the oldest and most pres- 
tigious business accredita- 
tion body's in the world. 

Of the 9,000 business 
schools worldwide, less than 
10 percent, 554 as of Jan. 1, 
2008, are accredited by the 



association. 

This accreditation pro- 
duces graduates to succeed 
in the business world. 

"We are pleased to have 
earned re-affirmation of 
accreditation and are 
tremendously proud of our 
high achieving faculty and 
staff and their outstanding 
contributions," said Pesek. 

By Clarion University 
having this important 
accreditation, it gives stu- 
dents the proper business 
education that is needed to 
succeed in the business 
world. 

See "AACSB/' page 2 



Keeling Health Center earns AAAHC re-accreditation 



John Doane 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 4 - The 
Accreditation Association 
for Ambulatory Health Care 
(AAAHC) has given Keehng 
Health Center a three-year 
re-accreditation, an honor 
they have had since 2001. 

"This demonstrates that 
we provide quality and cur- 
rent healthcare to the stu- 
dents of the university," 
said Susan Bornak, MSN, 
CRNP, and Director of 



Health, Wellness and 
Counseling at Keeling. 

"AAAHC looks at 24 
standards of health care to 
determine if an organization 
meets their standard of care 
and services." Bornak said. 

These standards include 
the rights of patients, gover- 
nance and administration, 
quality of care, clinical 
records and quality manage- 
ment and improvement. 

Not every member of the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education 
(PASSHE) receive this 



honor. Only three other 
PASSHE universities, 

Edinboro, Kutztown and 
Slippery Rock, along with 
five other Pennsylvania col- 
leges have the AAAHC 
accreditation. 

Accreditation is not a 
required standard that all 
ambulatory health care 
organizations must meet. It 
is a voluntary process that 
enables health care organi- 
zations to compare their 
performance and services to 
a nationally recognized 
standard. The process 



involves a self-assessment 
and a review by the 
Accreditation Association's 
expert surveyors. 

Keeling Health Center, 
the primary care provider to 
all Clarion students, con- 
ducts all physicals and 
immunizations required for 
education majors along with 
all sports physicals for 
University athletes. All stu- 
dent visits are free. Keeling 
also does all the programs 
on health related issues 
including drugs, alcohol, 
tobacco and depression. 



Volume 94 Issue 1 5 



Demolition 
delayed 




Casey McGovern/Ifie Clarion Call 

Campbell Hall is scheduled to be demolished next week once 
the proper equipment arrives on Monday. 



Brittnee Koebler 

News Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 6 - 
According to G. Chad 
Thomas of the Student 
Operations Center, the dem- 
olition of Campbell Hall has 
been delayed until the prop- 
er equipment arrives. 

The equipment is due to 
arrive on Monday. 

Thomas said the build- 
ing will not be imploded 
because it is too small of a 
structure, and demolition 
with a wrecking ball is more 
cost efficient. Once the 



building is completly 
removed, the area will be 
turned into a parking lot. 

According to Thomas, 
the university has opted not 
have a parking garage, 
because of the expense. 

"I think the amount of 
commuter parking spots 
now are too limited as of 
now, so any additional park- 
ing they can supply would 
be extremely beneficial." 
said Alisha Casey, junior 
secondary math education 
major. "I think the parking 
lot is an economical choice." 



Senate reviews RSO 
budget guidelines 



Shasta Kurtz 

Managing Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 4 - Student 
senate opened discussions 
for the registered student 
organization (RSO) budget 
guidelines for the 2008-2009 
academic year. 

The appropriations com- 
mittee presented new proce- 
dures for RSO funding such 
as supplemental funding for 
regional and national con- 
ferences and community 
service projects. 

New policies could make 



it mandatory for attendees 
to file post-event paperwork 
and/or present a post-event 
presentation of what the 
group learned while attend- 
ing the convention or partic- 
ipating in the service proj- 
ect. 

New guidelines have 
been established for commu- 
nity service allocations. 

A $5000 cap for the aca- 
demic year will be set and 
will fund any organization 
for a service project. 

See "SENATE," page 2 



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Feb. 7-9 






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Snow; 30/26 

Fri. - Cloudy, 
Sleet; 36/31 

Sat. - Cloudy, 
Snow; 34/13 



HIGHLIGHTS 

Features - page 4 

Aloha Clarion! 

An earth science course at CUP 
is offering a trip to Hawaii this 
semester. 



Entertainment - page 6 

UAB mixes it up 
for Mardi Gras 

The University 
Activities Board 
hosted a band and 
facade on Feb. 5 




Sports - page 10 

Mens' and Womens' swim and 
dive teams scores big over lUP 




INDEX 

Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p. 4 

Arts/Entertainment p. 6 

Classifieds p.8 

Call on You p.8 

Sports p. 9 



February 7, 2008 



N«ws 



The CuRioN Call 



Safety on the Clarion University campus 



Courtney Clifford 

Ckirion Ctill Contributor 

CLARION, Feb. 3 - Clarion 
University is a home away 
from home for thousands of 
young adults. It is a place 
where students make last- 
ing friendships, learn how to 
be independent and become 
responsible adults. The last 
thing a student should 
worry about is if they are 
safe, but still the question 
remains: Am I safe? 

'i could tell students not 
to walk around campus at 
night, but I do it myself. 
There's really no way 
around that," said Jamie 
Bero, Assistant Director of 
Campus Life. 

Taking a night class is 
inevitable for some 'stu- 
dents. Many of them, espe- 
cially females, have safety 
concerns when it comes to 
issues such as this. The 
simple answer would be to 
not walk around campus 
alone at night; however, 
sometimes that is not an 
option. 

"The university and the 
Public Safety department 
consider protection of stu- 
dents, staff and visitors our 
first priority," said Tim 
Fogarty, interm director of 
Public Safety. 

Public Safety offers a 
solution to this problem 
through a student escort 
service, which provides an 
alternative to students who 
otherwise would have to 
walk alone at night. 

Clarion employs about 
20 student officers who con- 
duct the walking escorts, as 
well as assist with building 
security checks. 

"I can't say there is a set 
time or times that it is not 
safe to walk alone on cam- 
pus, but again it is more the 
issue that it is not advisable 
to do so," said Fogarty. "The 
Public Safety department 
has a student escort pro- 
gram that is there for use by 
all students. All a student 
has to do is call the office of 
public safety to request a 
student escort while walk- 
ing on campus." 

When the escort service 
was first started, former 
director of Public Safety. 
David Tedjeske said the fol- 
lowing: "The responsibility 
to provide a safe living, 
learning environment lies 
primarily with the Public 
Safety department. A per- 




Casey McGovern/7/ie Clarion Call 

Twenty-eight emergency phones are stationed 
on the Clarion University campus. 



son's feeling or perception of 
safety is almost as impor- 
tant as that person's actual 
safety." 

Another safety measure 
that is taken for students 
who find themselves alone 
on campus at night are the 
emergency phones. 

There are 28 emergency 
phones stationed around 
campus, 18 of which are 
located in outdoor-public 
areas. 

The phones are held in a 
red column with a blue light 
on top. 

The alert goes directly 
to Public Safety when acti- 
vated. 

Clarion also offers a pro- 
gram to female students and 
employees called Rape 
Aggression Defense System. 
R.A.D, is a nationally recog- 
nized self-defense course for 
women that teaches practi- 
cal crime prevention skills. 

It teaches techniques for 
avoiding and escaping from 
potentially dangerous situa- 
tions. R.A.D. is conducted 
twice a semester and once 
during the summer. 

Two of Clarion's Public 
Safety officers are certified 
as Rape Aggression Defense 
instructors. 

The Public Safety 



department 
conducts 
numerous pro- 
grams to edu- 
cate students 
and employees 
about campus 
safety proce- 
dures. 

Programs to 
promote 
awareness of 
student safety 
include pre- 
sentations 
during new 
student orien- 
tation, pro- 
gramming in 
the residence 
halls, and 
Greek affairs. 
There is also 
a recognized 
student run 
organization. 
Students 
Together 
Against Rape 
(STAR). 

Although 
Clarion pro- 
vides students 
with these 
programs and 
services, some 
students still have concerns 
when it comes to there safe- 
ty on campus. 

"At night when I walk to 
my car from a class or from 
the library I always get a lit- 
tle nervous," said Anastasia 
Andronas, senior education 
major. "I think I would feel 
safer if there was more 
lighting on campus, espe- 
cially in the parking lots. 
And we need to be able to 
park closer to buildings, 
even if there was a lot that 
was just for parking at 
night." 

Students should be 
thoughtful about how they 
move on campus. Clarion is 
a generally safe area, and 
because of this, students 
sometimes may not be as 
thoughtful of their sur- 
roundings as they should. 

"We feel that we provide 
strong protection to our stu- 
dents through routine cam- 
pus patrols by our officers. 
The campus is routinely 
patrolled on foot, by vehicle 
and by bike to ensure pro- 
tection of our student's staff 
and visitors," said Fogarty. 
"As a reminder, students 
should always walk in well 
lit areas; stay on the side- 
walks rather than cutting 



through grassy areas or in 
between buildings, and 
walk with others." 

The Public Safety staff 
provides various training 
programs through out the 
year that are generally well 
attended by students. 

Representatives speak 
at each of the summer orien- 
tation sessions held for new 
students. 

It is always beneficial to 
have more training and edu- 
cation. 

Most importantly, stu- 
dents should always be 
mindful of safety and securi- 
ty- 
Students are encour- 
aged to take an active role 
in their own safety. 

The new E2Campus 
Alert System has recently 
started. It will help 

alert students to any poten- 
tial dangers if they occur. 

The registration link for 
this system can be found on 
the main page of the 
University Web site. 

Students are strongly 
encouraged to register for 
this text alert system. 

"The text alert is great, 
especially with all the 
things that have happened 
at other universities recent- 
ly," said Emily Bruggeman, 
senior marketing major. "It 
makes me feel safe to know 
that I will know right away 
if there is an emergency on 
campus. I don't know why 
anyone wouldn't sign up for 
it. 

Along with this new 
alert system. Clarion 
University will continue to 
alert students of any issues 
or emergencies on the cam- 
pus through e-mail notifica- 
tions and posts on the Web 
site. 




The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all 
criminal investigations as conducted by 
Clarion University Public Safety for the 
month of Jan7Feb. 2008. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/lo 
cation.shtml. 

■ Feb. 3, at 12:40 a.m., a juvenile was cited for under- 
age consumption in Nair Hall. 

■ Feb. 3, at 4:15 a.m., Jeremy Miller, 20, was cited for 
underage drinking on the sixth floor of Nair Hall. 

■ Feb. 1, at 7:31 p.m., three known males threw an 
open bottle of Gatorade into a dorm room in Nair Hall. 
The bottle spilled on the bed and onto a computer. 

■ Jan. 31, at 10:30 a.m., Public Safety were called to 
investigate the theft of stolen keys from an office in 
Stevens Hall. 

■ Jan. 29, at 9:30 a.m., Public Safety responded to a 
report of disturbance in Givan Hall and are continuing 
an ongoing investigation. 

■ Jan. 24, at 6:03 p.m., Matthew Conner, 21 was 
arrested for reckless endangerment, disorderly con- 
duct, and criminal mischief after setting a bulletin 
board on fire in Wilkinson Hall, which activated the 
fire alarm system. 

■ Jan. 25, at 6:30 p.m.. Public Safety was called to 
investigate a harassment incident that was reported at 
Chandler Dining Hall. 

■ Jan. 16, at 6:50 a.m., Charles Welsh, 51 of 
Brookville, Pa., was charged with attempted kidnap- 
ping, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, harass- 
ment, disorderly conduct, simple assault, recklessly 
endangering another person, terrorist threats, and 
criminal attempt. It was also reported to Public Safety 
that Welsh assaulted a female while in parking lot X. 
Welsh was also charged with a PFA violation. 




'THfFF' continued from 
page 1. 

A similar incident recently 
occured on the Penn State 
campus in State College. 

According to 

KDKA.com, a laptop was 



stolen last week, which 
belonged to a Penn State 
faculty member. 

The laptop contained 
personal information, 

including social security 
number, of several hundred 
former students. 



Clarion University 

Public Safety asks anyone 
with information pertaining 
to the recent thefts on the 
CUP campus to call 814- 
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'SENATE" Continued 
from page 1. 

Senators also discussed the 
possibility of attending RSO 
meetings. They will be re- 
examining the budget 
guidelines at next week's 
meeting. 

Senate recognized 

Alpha Psi Omega, the hon- 
orary theater fraternity, 
and Alpha Mu Epsilon, the 
honorary mathematics fra- 
ternity, as registered stu- 
dent organizations. 



FMLA and Women's 
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author of "The Vagina 
Monologues," in Hart 
Chapel on Feb. 26 at 8 p.m. 
UAB was allocated $3823 
from supplemental funding 
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Clarion PAWS looks to fill void left by PSPCA 



Shelly Wilson 

Clarion Call Contributor 

The Clarion County 
Humane Society has official- 
ly closed its doors in the 
Clarion County Area on 
January 31, 2008, leaving a 
3 county area of Clarion, 
Jefferson and Forest with- 
out any shelter. After read- 
ing the article in your 
January 24, 2008 edition of 
The Clarion Call by 
Alexandra Wilson regarding 
the fate of the Clarion 
Humane Society, I felt it 
necessary to respond. 

Early in December 
2007, Howard Nelson, CEO 
for the Society of the 
Prevention of Cruelty to 
Animals headquartered in 
Philadelphia, and Elaine 
Skypala, Chief Operations 
Officer for the organization 
visited the Clarion Humane 
Society to tour the facility 
and extend in invitation for 
an initial walkthrough with 
members of Clarion Pet 
Adoption and Welfare 
Society's Board of Directors. 
Mr. Nelson made a verbal 
acceptance offer to the Pet 
Adoption and Welfare 
Society to lease the current 
shelter facility located in 
Shippenville, PA for $1.00 a 
year. The property was 
offered AS IS however, 
requiring extensive repairs 
and cleaning. The offer was 
made absent of any con- 
tents. Any updates or fix- 
ture and furnishing pur- 
chases, along with all 
mechanical and structural 



issues would become the 
responsibility of Clarion 
PAWS and any changes or 
alterations of the building 
would have to be approved 
by the PSPCA. We, as a 
board, decided unanimously 
to withdraw the lease offer 
on December 11, 2007. 
Several people questioned 
our decision but we felt our 
reasons were clear. We felt 
we would be refurbishing, 
updating, maintaining, and 
repairing a building which 
was not ours. Since this 
lease was on a year to year 
renewal we were also hesi- 
tant to set up shop on what 
could be a temporary basis 
by either the lessee or les- 
sor. We also knew there 
would be restrictive clauses 
placed on the property, 
along with issues raised in 
regard to conflicting mis- 
sions and philosophies. 

We are ACTIVELY pur- 
suing a shelter to fill the 
void left by the PSPCA. Our 
board wants the shelter to 
be a product of our local pop- 
ulation. Policies and operat- 
ing standards will be decid- 
ed by a local board based on 
our philosophies and the 
needs of our local communi- 
ty. We want our tri-county 
area to be proud of their 
shelter, be willing to sup- 
port it and be eager for the 
opportunity it will create for 
companion animals. 

We are looking for 3 or 
more acres of land in the 
Clarion area in which to 
place a new building or an 
existing house or building 



that has access to water and 
sewage. We need the help of 
the community to achieve 
this goal initially and subse- 
quently. We are open to 
offers and suggestions. It 
has been stated by the 
PSPCA that local funding 
was the main reason for 
their decision to close this 
branch. The Clarion PAWS 
board members believes 
funding could be increased 
by educating the community 
on the important issues the 
absence of a shelter would 
create and by remaining vis- 
ible and active in promoting 
companion animal welfare. 
We are accepting donations 
and volunteers in the form 
of individuals, corporations, 
campus organizations and 
community involvement. 
Volunteers will be needed 
for fundraising, capital cam- 
paigns, skilled labor, and 
financial planning. 

Sheltering abandoned 
animals is just one part of 
the equation. Until a physi- 
cal shelter is made possible 
by community involvement 
and PAWS perseverance, we 
will strive to implement pro- 
grams which will provide 
aid to those individuals who 
are responsible for the well 
being of our companion ani- 
mals. We will use this time 
to develop a food bank for 
cats and dogs, which will 
distribute food aid to senior 
citizens and others on limit- 
ed incomes. We will work 
on foster programs and offer 
workshops designed to edu- 
cate the public on humane 



companion animal care. We 
are currently working with 
rescue groups to transport 
animals to foster care and 
other shelters in the sur- 
rounding areas. 

Our hope is the commu- 
nity will help us open a new 
shelter long before the prob- 
lems the absence of a shelter 
will inevitably create. For 
those of you who have 
already supported us by a 
raffle ticket purchase, cash 
donation, Sheetz coupon 
purchase, bake sale pur- 
chase, food drive or just a 
kind word of encouragement 
and inquiry, we thank you. 
We currently have several 
fundraisers in progress. One 
of our fundraisers involve 
purchasing a coupon book 
for Bon-Ton Community 
Day on March 1, 2008. A 
purchase of this coupon 
book for a $5.00 donation 
will allow you a $10.00 cer- 
tificate to Bon-Ton or Elder- 
Beerman, along with 
coupons for additional dis- 
counts and specials that 
day. The second is spon- 
sored by Charitable Deeds 
and involves a raffle for a 
chance on a 2003 Lincoln 
Navigator. The tickets are 
$10.00 or 3/$20.00. All tick- 
et proceeds sold by PAWS 
volunteers will go directly to 
our cause. If you would like 
to help us by participating 
in either one of these 
fundraisers please contact 
us. Keep us in your 
thoughts and spread the 
word of our continued 
involvement. 



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Who are the biggest Super Bowl losers? 



Matt Geist 

Clarion Call contributor 

I remember the first 
Super Bowl I ever watched. 
If was Super Bowl XX (yes I 
am that old) between the 
Chicago Bears and the um 
well who cares; no one real- 
ly remembers the loser's 
right? Wrong, it's ironic in 
the sense that the first los- 
ers of the Super Bowl I had 
forgotten (not because I am 
so old that I am losing my 
memory either) is also the 
first loser of the Super Bowl 
I will never forget. The New 
England Patriots. I can see 
it now, 'The Greatest Losers 
of all time." How can you 
forget a Super Bowl losing 
team that went undefeated 
throughout the regular sea- 
son and blew the most 
watched game in the history 
of sports, and the most dra- 
matic Super Bowl ever? 

The New York Giants 



upset over the Patriots last 
Sunday at the University of 
Phoenix Stadium was 
arguably the greatest upset 
in sports history. This was 
bigger than Broadway Joe 
Namath's guaranteed victo- 
ry over the heavily favored 
Baltimore Colts in Super 
Bowl in. The Patriots were 
always at the top of the foot- 
ball analyst's weekly power 
rankings throughout the 
regular season. They had 
already beaten the Giants 
once this year in week 17. 

The Patriots set numer- 
ous NFL records this year 
that helped catapult them to 
the Super Bowl. Tom Brady 
broke Peyton Manning's sin- 
gle season record of 49 
touchdown passes with 50. 
Randy Moss broke the sin- 
gle season record for touch- 
down receptions originally 
set by Jerry Rice in 1987. 
The Patriots as a team 
broke the NFL record for 
most points scored in a sea- 



son, originally set in 1998 by 
the Minnesota Vikings. Oh 
yeah and there is that 16-0 
regular season record thing 
also. There will never be 
another upset like this in 
sports history before the 
Apocalypse. You could say 
that this was a "Giant" 
upset. I can't possibly come 
up with enough hyperbole's 
to emphasize how large of a 
loss this was for the Patriots 
and their fans and how big 
of a win it was for the New 
York Giants. 

Let's also not forget to 
mention that according to 
ESPN, Nielsen Media had 
reported that, not only was 
Super-Bowl XLII the most 
watched sporting event ever 
in the United States, it was 
the second largest television 
audience in history behind 
the series finale of 
M*A*S*H. I will predict the 
new largest television audi- 
ence in history but will be 
the series finale of American 



Idol, which coincidentally 
will also be the same night 
of the Apocalypse and on 
FOX too (damned that 
Rupert Murdoch). 

The millions that were 
watching around the world 
on Sunday witnessed not 
only the greatest upset in 
sports history they also got 
the chance to witness the 
two single greatest "plays" 
in Super-Bowl history. 
Oddly enough the two single 
greatest plays came on one 
play. How is that possible 
you ask? 

Great play one occurred 
when it was third-and-five 
on the Giants own 44-yard 
line when quarterback Eli 
Manning pulled a Houdini 
and escaped what seemed to 
be the grasp of the entire 
front seven of the Patriot's 
defensive front and lobbed 
the ball more than 30 yards 
downfield. Great play two 
occurred when David Tyree 
(who only caught four pass- 



es during the regular sea- 
son) somehow came down 
with Manning's pass when 
it looked like he did not even 
have possession of the ball. 
The referees saw it cor- 
rectly and never second 
guessed the play. Tyree 
leaped into the air and 
trapped it against his hel- 
met while Patriot's safety 
Rodney Harrison caused 
Tyree to lose possession of 
the ball momentarily but 
Tyree somehow came up 
with the ball after fighting 
for possession with 
Harrison. The play was 
brilliant and perfect. 
Harrison did all he could do 
in trying to keep the ball out 
of his hands. It was a great 
effort by the both of them on 
the play but in the end it 
was Tyree that cam.e up 
with the ball and keep the 
drive going. A few plays 
later Manning found wide 
receiver Plaxico Burress in 
the corner of the end zone 



for the go ahead score to 
make it 16-14 with :35 left 
in the game before the extra 
point attempt. The rest as 
they say is history. I was 
quietly rooting for the 
Giants to end up with just a 
field goal to send it into the 
first ever Super Bowl over- 
time. That could have ulti- 
mately changed the way 
overtime would be played 
with next season both teams 
having at least one posses- 
sion in an overtime period. 
But it was just not meant to 
be. 

With just the Pro-Bowl 
left to play this coming 
weekend, our NFL season is 
almost over. With Tom 
Brady out of the lineup with 
a shoulder/ankle/ego injury 
we can look forward to Big 
Ben starting, that is if he's 
not too busy trying out for 
American Idol. 



Letters to the Editor 

The best rumors are usually just that 



As I was walking out of 
a French Club meeting the 
other night, I was stopped 
by a colleague who reported 
to me that a couple of her 
students had told her that 
student senate had recently 
held a "special" session dur- 
ing which it had voted a res- 
olution to cancel classes on 
March 17, 18, 19. 

Those, if you recaJ, are 
the three days between win- 
ter and spring break, during 
which classes will be meet- 
ing at Clarion University. 

Now, of course, we all 
reaUze the absurdity of this 



schedule and, believe you 
me, I am well positioned to 
know that the Student 
Affairs Committee of 
Faculty Senate, which, back 
in the Fall semester 2005, 
submitted the academic cal- 
endar for this year to the 
full faculty senate, did wres- 
tle over this very bizarre 
schedule - I chaired that 
committee at the time. The 
Student Affairs Committee 
even proposed an alternate 
plan, with a later spring 
break, but that "Plan B" was 
voted down by faculty sen- 
ate - not once, but twice (in 



the Fall semester 2006, the 
Office of the Registrar 
kicked back the 2007-08 
academic calendar to faculty 
senate when it realized that 
its spring schedule was 
beyond weird.) 

There are numerous 
reasons why faculty senate 
chose to opt for "Plan A"- for 
this weird spring 2008 
semester calendar and, as 
difficult as it might be for 
you to believe, all were ver>' 
sound. 

But back to the rumor 
that student senate held a 
"special" session to declare 



that classes are cancelled on 
those three days. I contact- 
ed Dustin McElhattan, the 
President of Student 
Senate, who told me that, of 
course, this had never hap- 
pened. He also mentioned 
to me that he had heard a 
similar rumor, according to 
which student senate was 
trying to get classes can- 
celled for those days. 

The amount of time that 
students have to spend in 
the classroom per semester 
is mandated by Harrisburg 
and, as far as I know, there 
is no one here, on the 



Clarion Campus, who has 
the authority to cancel 
classes on those three days. 
So, yes, classes will be 
held on the Clarion 
University campus on 
March 17, 18, and 19. 

Most faculty members 
on this campus are aware 
that many students do not 
intend to return to campus 
for those three days between 
winter and spring break. 
However, those students' 
absence from class will not 
be excused, and they will be 
100% responsible for any 
work that they will have 



missed. 

I, for one, am a faculty 
member who fully intends to 
report for duty on the morn- 
ing of Monday, March 17 - 
even though I have to fly out 
early in the morning of 
Tuesday, March 18, for a 
conference at which I have 
to present a paper. 

As they put it in my 
native country, c'est la vie... 

Dr. Elisabeth Donate 
Department of Modern 
Languages & Cultures 



February 7, 2008 



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Safety on the Clarion University campus 



Courtney Clifford 

Ckiflofi Ctill Conrributof 

CT-ARinN. Feh. 3 - Clarion 

University is w home away 
from homo for thousands of 
young adults. It is a place 
where students maiie last- 
ing: friendships, learn how to 
he independent and hecome 
responsihle adults. The last 
thing a student should 
worry ahout is if they are 
safe, hut still the question 
remains: Am 1 safe? 

"I could tell students not 
to walk around campus at 
ni^ht, hut I do it myself. 
There's really no way 
around that," said Jamie 
Hero, Assistant Director of 
("ampus Life. 

Taking a night class is 
inevitahle for some stu- 
dents. Many of them, espe- 
cially females, have safety 
concerns when it comes to 
issues such as this. The 
simple answer would be to 
not walk around campus 
alone at night: however. 
si)metimes that is not an 
option. 

"The university and the 
I'uhlic Safety department 
consider protection of stu- 
dents, staff and visitors our 
first priority." said Tim 
Fogarty, interm director of 
Public Safety. 

Public Safety offers a 
solution to this problem 
through a student escort 
service, which provides an 
alternative to students who 
otherwise would have to 
walk alone at night. 

Clarion employs about 
20 student officers who con- 
duct the walking escorts, as 
well as assi.st with building 
security checks. 

"I can't say there is a set 
time 01- times that it is not 
safe to walk alone on cam- 
pus, but again it is more the 
issue that it is not advisable 
to do so," said Fogarty. "The 
I^djlic Safety department 
has a student escort pro- 
gram that is there for use by 
all students. All a student 
has to do is call the office of 
public safety to request a 
student escort while walk- 
ing on campus." 

When the escort service 
was first started, former 
director of Public Safety, 
David Tedjeske said the fol- 
lowing: "The responsibility 
to provide a safe living, 
learning environment lies 
primarily with the Public 
Safety dei)artinent. A per- 




Casey McGovem, /'le t/anon La// 

l'fjer\\y-Q\ghi emergency phones are stationed 
on the Clarion University campus. 



son's feeling or perception of 
safety is almost as impor- 
tant as that person's actual 
safety." 

Another safety measure 
that is taken for students 
who find themselves alone 
on campus at night are the 
emergency phones. 

There are 28 emergenc\- 
phones stationed around 
campus, 18 of which are 
located in outdoor-public 
areas. 

The phones are held in a 
red column with a blue light 
on top. 

The alert goes directly 
to Public Safety when acti- 
vated. 



ilcpnrtment 

c o n d u c t s 
numerous pro- 
urams to edu- 
cate students 
and employees 
al)out campus 
>afety proce- 
dures. 

Programs to 
p r m t e 
awareness of 
student safety 
include j)re- 
s I' n t a t i o n s 
during new 
student orien- 
tation, pro- 
gramming in 
the residence 
halls. and 
(Jreek affairs. 
There is also 
a recognized 
student run 
organization, 
S t u d e n t s 
T o g e t h e r 
.Against Rape 
(STAR). 

Although 
Clarion pro- 
vides students 
with these 
programs and 
services, some 
students still have concerns 
when it comes to there safe- 
ty on campus. 

"At night when I walk to 
my car from a class or from 
the library I always get a lit- 
tle nervous." said Anastasia 
Andronas. senior education 
major. "I think 1 vviAild feel 
safer if there was more 
lighting on campus, espe- 
cially in the parking lots. 
And we need to be able to 
park closer to buildings, 
even if there was a lot that 
was just for parking at 
night." 

Students should be 
thoughtful about how they 
move on campus. Clarion is 
a generally safe area, and 



Clarion also offers a pi o 
gram to female students and because of this, students 
employees called Rape sometimes mav not be as 



Aggression Defense System. 
R.A.D. is a nationally recog- 
nized self-defense course for 
women that teaches practi- 
cal crime prevention skills. 
It teaches techniques for 
avoiding and escaping from 



thoughtful of their sur- 
roundings as they should. 

"We feel that we provide 
strong protection to our stu- 
dents through routine cam- 
pus patrols by our officers. 
The campus is routinely 



potentially dangerous situa- patrolled on foot, by vehicle 
tions. R.A.D. is conducted and by bike to ensure pro- 



twice a semester and once 
during the summer. 

Two of Clarion's Public 
Safety officers are certified 
as Rape Aggression Defense 
instructors. 

The Public Safety 



tection of our student's staff 
and visitors." said Fogarty. 
"x-\s a reminder, students 
should always walk in well 
lit areas; stay on the side- 
walks rather than cutting 



"THEFV continued from 
page 1. 

A similar incident recently 
occured on the Penn State 
campus in State College. 
.According to 



stolen last week, which 
belonged to a Penn State 
faculty member. 

The laptop contained 
personal information, 

including social security 
number, of several hundred 



Clarion University 

Public Safety asks anyone 
with information pertaining 
to the recent thefts on the 
CUP campus to call 814- 
393-2111. 



KDKA.com. a laptop was former students. 



throtigh grassy arcfl.s or in 
between buildings, and 
walk with others." 

The Public Safety staff 
provides various training 
programs through out the 
year that are generally well 
attended by students. 

Representatives speak 
at each of the summer orien- 
tation sessions held for new 
students. 

It is always beneficial to 
have more training and edu- 
cation. 

Most importantly, stu- 
dents should always be 
mindful of safety and securi- 
ty- 
Students are encour- 
aged to take an active role 
in their own safety. 

The new E2Campus 
Alert System has recently 
started. It will help 

alert students to any poten- 
tial dangers if they occur. 

The registration link for 
this system can be found on 
the main page of the 
University Web site. 

Students are strongly 
encouraged to register for 
this text alert system. 

"The text alert is great, 
especially with all the 
things that have happened 
at other universities recent- 
ly." said Emily Bruggeman. 
senior marketing major. "It 
makes me feel safe to know 
that I will know right away 
if there is an emergency on 
campus. I don't know why 
anyone wouldn't sign up for 
it." 

Along with this new 
alert system. Clarion 
University will continue to 
alert students of any issues 
or emergencies on the cam- 
pus through e-mail notifica- 
tions and posts on the Web 
site. 




The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all 
criminal investigations as conducted by 
Clarion University Public Safety for the 
month of Jan./Feb. 2008. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/lo 
cation.shtml. 

■ Feb. 3. at 12:40 a.m., a juvenile was cited for under- 
age consumption in Nair Hall. 

■ Feb. 3, at 4:15 a.m.. Jeremy Miller. 20, was cited for 
underage drinking on the sixth floor of Nair Hall. 

■ Feb. 1, at 7:31 p.m., three known males threw an 
open bottle of Gatorade into a dorm room in Nair Hall. 
The bottle spilled on the bed and onto a computer. 

■ Jan. 31, at 10:30 a.m.. Public Safety were called to 
investigate the theft of stolen keys from an office in 
Stevens Hall. 

■ Jan, 29. at 9:30 a.m., Public Safety responded to a 
report of disturbance in Givan Hall and are continuing 
an ongoing investigation. 

■ Jan. 24, at 6:03 p.m., Matthew Conner, 21 was 
arrested for reckless endangerment, disorderly con- 
duct, and criminal mischief after setting a bulletin 
board on fire in Wilkinson Hall, which activated the 
fire alarm system. 

■ Jan. 25, at 6:30 p.m.. Public Safety was called to 
investigate a harassment incident that was reported at 
Chandler Dining Hall. 

■ Jan. 16, at 6:50 a.m., Charles Welsh, 51 of 
Brookville, Pa., was charged with attempted kidnap- 
ping, unlawful restraint, false imprisonment, harass- 
ment, disorderly conduct, simple assault, recklessly 
endangering another person, terrorist threats, and 
criminal attempt. It was also reported to Public Safety 
that Welsh assaulted a female while in parking lot X. 
Welsh was also charged with a PFA violation. 







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"SENATE" Continued 
from page 1. 

Senators also di.scussed the 
possibility of attending RSO 
meetings. They will be re- 
examining the budget 
guidelines at next week's 
meeting. 

Senate recognized 

Alpha Psi Omega, the hon- 
orary theater fraternity, 
and Alpha Mu Kpsilon. the 
honorary mathematics fra- 
ternity, as registered stu- 
dent organizations. 



FMLA and Women's 
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Clarion PAWS looks to fill void left by PSPCA 



Shelly Wilson 

Clarion Call Contributor 

The Clarion County 
Humane Society has official- 
ly closed its doors in the 
Clarion County Area on 
January 31. 2()0H, leaving a 
l{ county area of Clarion, 
•Jefferson and Forest with- 
out any shelter. After read- 
ing the article in your 
January 24, 2008 edition of 
The darion Call by 
Alexandra Wilson regarding 
the fate of the Clarion 
Humane Society, I felt it 
necessary to respond, 

p]arly in December 
2007, Howard Nelson, CEO 
for the Society of the 
Prevention of Cruelty to 
Animals headquartered in 
Philadelphia, and Elaine 
Skypala, Chief Operations 
Officer for the organization 
visited the Clarion Humane 
Society to tour the facility 
and extend in invitation for 
an initial walkthrough v/ith 
members of Clarion Pet 
Adoption and Welfare 
Society's Board of Directors. 
Mr. Nelson made a verbal 
acceptance offer to the Pet 
Adoption and Welfare 
Society to lease the current 
shelter facility located in 
Shippenville, PA for $1.00 a 
year. The property was 
offered AS IS however, 
requiring extensive repairs 
and cleaning. The offer was 
made absent of any con- 
tents. Any updates or fix- 
ture and furnishing pur- 
chases, along with all 
mechanical and structural 



issues would become the 
responsibility of Clarion 
PAWS and any changes or 
alterations of the building 
would have to be approved 
by the PSP(^A. We. as a 
board, decided unanimously 
to withdraw the lease offer 
on December 11. 2007. 
Several people questioned 
our decision but we felt our 
reasons were clear. We felt 
we would be refurbishing, 
updating, maintaining, and 
repairing a building which 
was not ours. Since this 
lease was on a year to year 
renewal we were also hesi- 
tant to set up shop on what 
could be a temporary basis 
by either the lessee or les- 
sor. We also knew there 
would be restrictive clauses 
placed on the property, 
along with issues raised in 
regard to conflicting mis- 
sions and philosophies. 

We are ACTIVELY pur- 
suing a shelter to fill the 
void left by the PSPCA. Our 
board wants the shelter to 
be a product of our local pop- 
ulation. Policies and operat- 
ing standards will be decid- 
ed by a local board based on 
our philosophies and the 
needs of our local communi- 
ty. We want our tri-county 
area to be proud of their 
shelter, be willing to sup- 
port it and be eager for the 
opportunity it will create for 
companion animals. 

We are looking for 3 or 
more acres of land in the 
Clarion area in which to 
place a new building or an 
existing house or building 



that has access to water and 
sewage. We need the help of 
the community to achieve 
this goal initially and subse- 
quently. We are open to 
offers and suggestions. It 
has been stated by thi' 
PSPCA that local funding 
was the main reason for 
their decision to close this 
branch. The Clarion PAWS 
board members believes 
funding could be increased 
by educating the community 
on the important issues the 
absence of a shelter would 
create and by remaining vis- 
ible and active in promoting 
companion animal welfare. 
We are accepting donations 
and volunteers in the form 
of individuals, corporations, 
campus organizations and 
community involvement. 
Volunteers will be needed 
for fundraising. capital cam- 
paigns, skilled labor, and 
financial planning. 

Sheltering abandoned 
animals is just one part of 
the equation. Until a physi- 
cal shelter is made possible 
by community involvement 
and PAWS perseverance, we 
will strive to implement pro- 
grams which will provide 
aid to those individuals who 
are responsible for the well 
being of our companion ani- 
mals. We will use this time 
to develop a food bank for 
cats and dogs, which will 
distribute food aid to senior 
citizens and others on limit- 
ed incomes. We will work 
on foster programs and offer 
workshops designed to edu- 
cate the public on humane 



companion animal care. We 
are currently working with 
rescue groups to transport 
animals to foster care and 
other shelters in the sur- 
rounding areas. 

Our hope is the commu- 
nity will help us open a new 
shelter long before the prob- 
lems the absence of a shelter 
will inevitably create. For 
those of you who have 
already supported us by a 
raffle ticket purchase, cash 
donation. Sheet z coupon 
purchase, bake sale pur- 
chase, food drive or just a 
kind word of encouragement 
and inquiry, we thank you. 
We currently have several 
fundraisers in progress. One 
of our fundraisers involve 
purchasing a coupon book 
for Bon-Ton Community 
Day on March 1. 2008. A 
purchase of this coupon 
book for a $5.00 donation 
will allow you a $10.00 cer- 
tificate to Bon-Ton or Elder- 
Beerman. along with 
coupons for additional dis- 
counts and specials that 
day. The second is spon- 
sored by Charitable Deeds 
and involves a raffle for a 
chance on a 2003 Lincoln 
Navigator. The tickets are 
$10.00 or 3/$20.00. All tick- 
et proceeds sold by PAWS 
volunteers will go directly to 
our cause. If you would like 
to help us by participating 
in either one of these 
fundraisers please contact 
us. Keep us in your 
thoughts and spread the 
word of our continued 
involvement. 



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Who are the biggest Super Bowl losers? 



Matt Geist 

Clarion Coil contribijtor 

I remember the first 
Super Bowl I ever watched. 
It was Super Bowl XX (yes I 
am that old) between the 
Chicago Bears and the um 
well who cares; no one real- 
ly remembers the loser's 
right? Wrong, it's ironic in 
the sense that the first los- 
ers of the Super Bowl I had 
forgotten (not because I am 
so old that 1 am losing my 
memory either) is also the 
first loser of the Super Bowl 
I will never forget. The New 
England Patriots. I can see 
it now, "The Greatest Losers 
of all time." How can you 
forget a Super Bowl losing 
team that went undefeated 
throughout the regular sea- 
son and blew the most 
watched game in the history 
of sports, and the most dra- 
matic Super Bowl ever? 

The New York Giants 



upset over the Patriots last 
Sunday at the University of 
Phoenix Stadium was 
arguably the greatest upset 
in sports history. This was 
bigger than Broadway Joe 
Namath's guaranteed victo- 
ry over the heavily favored 
Baltimore Colts in Super 
Bowl III. The Patriots were 
always at the top of the foot- 
ball analyst's weekly power 
rankings throughout the 
regular season. They had 
already beaten the Giants 
once this year in week 17. 

The Patriots set numer- 
ous NFL records this year 
that helped catapult them to 
the Super Bowl. Tom Brady 
broke Peyton Manning's sin- 
gle season record of 49 
touchdown passes with 50. 
Randy Moss bioke the sin- 
gle season record for touch- 
down receptions originally 
set by Jerry Rice in 1987. 
The Patriots as a team 
broke the NFL record for 
most points scored in a sea- 



son, originally set in 1998 by 
the Minnesota Vikings. Oh 
yeah and there is that 16-0 
regular season record thing 
also. There will never be 
another upset like this in 
sports history before the 
Apocalypse. You could say 
that this was a "Giant" 
upset. I can't possibly come 
up with enough hyperbole's 
to emphasize how large of a 
loss this was for the Patriots 
and their fans and how big 
of a win it was for the New 
York Giants. 

Let's also not forget to 
mention that according to 
ESPN. Nielsen Media had 
reported that, not only was 
Super-Bowl XLII the most 
watched sporting event ever 
in the United States, it was 
the second largest television 
audience in history behind 
the series finale of 
M*A*S*H. I will predict the 
new largest television audi- 
ence in history but will be 
the series fmale of American 



Idol, which coincidentally 
will also be the same night 
of the Apocalypse and on 
FOX too (damned that 
Rupert Murdoch). 

The millions that were 
watching around the world 
on Sunday witnessed not 
only the greatest upset in 
sports history they also got 
the chance to witness the 
two single greatest "play.s" 
in Super- Bowl history. 
Oddly enough the two single 
greatest plays came on one 
play. How is that possible 
you ask? 

Great play one occurred 
when it was third-and-five 
on the Giants own 44-yard 
line when quarterback Eli 
Manning pulled a Houdini 
and escaped what seemed to 
be the grasp of the entire 
front seven of the Patriot's 
defensive front and lobbed 
the ball more than 30 yards 
downfield. Great play two 
occurred when David Tyree 
(who only caught four pass- 



es during the regular sea- 
son) somehow came down 
with Manning's pass when 
it looked like he did not even 
have possession of the ball. 
The referees saw it cor- 
rectly and never second 
guessed the play. Tyree 
leaped into the air and 
trapped it against his hel- 
met while Patriot's safety 
Rodney Harrison caused 
Tyree to lose possession of 
the ball momentarily but 
Tyree somehow came up 
with the ball after fighting 
for possession with 
Harrison. The play was 
brilliant and perfect. 
Harrison did all he could do 
in trying to keep the ball out 
of his hands. It was a great 
effort by the both of them on 
the play but in the end it 
was Tyree that cam.e up 
with the ball and keep the 
drive going. A few plays 
later Manning found wide 
receiver Plaxico Burress in 
the corner of the end zone 



for the go ahead score to 
make it 16-14 with :35 left 
in the game before the extra 
point attempt. The rest as 
they say is history. I was 
quietly rooting for the 
Giants to end up with just a 
field goal to send it into the 
first ever Super Bowl over- 
time. That could have ulti- 
mately changed the way 
overtime would be played 
with next season both teams 
having at least one posses- 
sion in an overtime period. 
But it was just not meant to 
be. 

With just the Pro-Bowl 
left to play this coming 
weekend, our NFL season is 
almost over. With Tom 
Brady out of the lineup with 
a shoulder/ankle/ego injury 
we can look forward to Big 
Ben starting, that is if he's 
not too busy trying out for 
American Idol, 



Letters to the Edieo 

The best rumors are usually |ust that 



As I was walking out of 
a French Club meeting the 
other night, I was stopped 
by a colleague who reported 
to me that a couple of her 
students had told her that 
student senate had recently 
held a "special" session dur- 
ing which it had voted a res- 
olution to cancel classes on 
March 17. 18. 19. 

Those, if you recall, are 
the three days between win- 
ter and spring break, during 
which classes will be meet- 
ing at Clarion University. 

Now. of course, we all 
realize the absurdity of this 



schedule and, believe you 
me, I am well positioned to 
know that the Student 
Affairs Committee of 
Faculty Senate, which, back 
in the Fall semester 2005. 
submitted the academic cal- 
endar for this year to the 
full faculty senate, did wres- 
tle over this very bizarre 
schedule - I chaired that 
committee at the time. The 
Student Affairs Committee 
even proposed an alternate 
plan, with a later spring 
break, but that "Plan B" was 
voted down by faculty sen- 
ate - not once, but twice (in 



the Fall semester 2006, the 
Office of the Registrar 
kicked back the 2007-08 
academic calendar to faculty 
senate when it realized that 
its spring schedule was 
beyond weird.) 

There are numerous 
reasons why faculty senate 
chose to opt for "Plan A"- for 
this weird spring 2008 
semester calendar and. as 
difficult as it might be for 
you to believe, all were very 
sound. 

But back to the rumor 
that student senate held a 
"special" session to declare 



that classes are cancelled on 
those three days. I contact- 
ed Dustin McElhattan. the 
President of Student 
Senate, who told me that, of 
course, this had never hap- 
pened. He also mentioned 
to me that he had heard a 
similar rumor, according to 
which student senate was 
trying to get classes can- 
celled for those days. 

The amount of time that 
students have to spend in 
the classroom per semester 
is mandated by Harrisburg 
and. as far as I know, there 
is no one here, on the 



Clarion Campus, who has 
the authority to cancel 
classes on those three days. 
So, yes, classes will be 
held on the Clarion 
University campus on 
March 17, 18. and 19. 

Most faculty members 
on this campus are aware 
that many students do not 
intend to return to campus 
for those three days between 
winter and spring break. 
However, those students' 
absence from class will not 
be excused, and they will be 
100"(i responsible for any 
work that thev will have 



missed. 

I, for one. am a faculty 
member who fully intends to 
report for duty on the morn- 
ing of Monda\-. March 1 7 - 
even though I have to fly out 
early in the morning of 
Tuesday. March 18. for a 
conference at which 1 have 
to present a paper. 

As they put it in my 
native country, c'cs/ la vie... 

Dr. Elisabeth Donato 
Department of Modern 
Languages & Cultures 



4 February 7, 2008 



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Ask Doctor Eagle 




Rachael Franklin 

Call Contributor 



How would I know the difference 
between having a cold or having seasonal 
• allergies? 



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Signed, 

Congested 



A The main 
- difference is 
the length of 
H time symp- 
toms last. A 
cold normally disappears 
after a week or so, but 
allergies can last much 
longer. 

Allergies generally 
occur quickly, with all 
symptoms, like runny 
nose, itchy eyes, and 
scratchy throat happening 
within a few hours of expo- 
sure to allergens. Cold 
symptoms tend to develop 
over a few days. You might 
one day have a slightly 
congested nose and a 
slightly scratchy throat, 



but it may take several 
days before your symp- 
toms progress to a full- 
blown cold. 

Nasal discharge can 
also signify one of the dif- 
ferences between allergies 
and a cold. Allergic nasal 
response tends to show 
discharge that is clear or 
white, and fairly thin. In 
the early days of a cold, 
nasal discharge is thicker 
and yellow, sometimes so 
thick it is difficult to clear 
the nose by blowing it. 

In order to receive 
proper diagnosis and 
treatment, it is important 
to differentiate between a 
cold and allergies. 



Dr. Eagle is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at s_rafranklin%:larion.edu. 




Nicole Armstrong 

Sfaff Wrlt«r 

After a cold winter, 
many students look for an 
escape from the snow and 
ice. This summer, students 
may get that chance. 

An opportunity to visit 
the island of Hawaii will be 
offered to Clarion 
University students in the 
summer of 2008. 

This class. Explorations 
in Earth Science (ES160), is 
an online class which will be 
focusing on basic physical 
earth processes which devel- 
op over time in the 
Hawaiian Islands. 

The course will require 
four weeks of online study 
that will cover topics such 
as volcanism, earthquakes 
and landscape evolution. In 
the fifth week, students will 
tour the islands of Maui, 
Oahu and The Big Island in 
Hawaii. 

Course instructor Dr. 
Anthony J. Vega said, 'This 
class will be focusing on 
physical earth processes, 
basically just figuring out 
how and why specific places 
come to be in Hawaii." 

Students will learn 
about mountain develop- 
ment, climate, weather, 
ocean processes; all the 
physical processes that can 
develop over time in a cer- 
tain location. 

'These are all the same 
topics that students would 
learn in Basic Earth 
Science, but when taught in 
a classroom they're not 
applied to a specific area, 
they are just generally dis- 
cussed," Vega said. 

Vega thinks that stu- 
dents may have an easier 
time understanding the 
material if they could see 
what's going on in action 
and how specific processes 
work to develop any particu- 
lar environment. 

The class is designed to 
rotate and explore different 
areas. Because of this, the 
class will choose a new loca- 




tion to learn about then visit 
each summer. Vega believes 
that Hawaii is an appropri- 
ate location to visit when 
dealing with a class such as 
this because students won't 
need passports and it's 
diverse physically. 

"It's also the only state 
in the nation that has all 
possible climatic zones from 
rainforests to ice caps," he 
said. 

When asked why he 
decided to teach this hands- 
on course, Vega said, "Over 
the years I've got a distinct 
impression that a lot of my 
Earth Science students had 
no idea about the places I 
was discussing in my class- 
es. It was clear that they 
didn't know where these 
places were and that they 
hadn't traveled very far." 

Vega has discussed cre- 
ating opportunities to get 
students away from north 
western Pennsylvania with 
his colleagues in the past, 
and wanted to create ways 
that would help students 
experience other places in 
the world. 

"By being a physical sci- 
entist, I wanted to help 
them understand basic 



earth processes so that as 
they were applied to a loca- 
tion we could visit, students 
could actually examine 
those locations in person. 
Basically, this class would 
enhance student experi- 
ences," he said. 

Explorations in Earth 
Science will count for three 
credits and is open to any- 
one who is interested, not 
just Clarion University stu- 
dents. 

"We're trying to get the 
word out any way we can 
because, since the course is 
online, anyone can take it 
from anywhere," Vega said. 
Vega hopes to get 20 to 
25 people signed up for this 
class, but it is possible to 
accept more students, if 
interested. Minimum is 12 
to 15 people. 

If students are interest- 
ed in this course and have a 
friend or family member 
that is interested as well, 
they are also able to enroll. 
'This course could even 
count for teacher certifica- 
tion for any necessary cred- 
its they may have," Vega 
said. 

The cost is $2428 plus 
course tuition for students 



Sean Montgomery/ The C\arior\ Call 

and $2700 for non students. 
There is a $150 deposit due 
with the course application 
to lock-in the rates with the 
travel agency. This will 
cover transportation to and 
from Hawaii, including 
transportation around the 
islands Maui, Oahu and The 
Big Island. This cost will 
also cover lodging and two 
meals a day. 

Once the four week 
online portion of the class is 
completed, students will 
spend six days in Hawaii. 

"The travel agency is 
located in Pittsburgh so peo- 
ple will have to get to 
Pittsburgh and then we will 
fly into Hawaii as a class," 
Vega said. 

Students will spend six 
days on the island taking 
guided tours of Honolulu, 
the U.S.S. Arizona memori- 
al. Hawaiian Luau, 
Polynesian Culture Center, 
Kamaole^^ Jeach , Mo u n I 
Haleakala,' ' HawaMir 

Volcanoes National Park 
and the Akaka Falls. 

This course will either 
be offered during pre-ses- 
sion or summer one, 
depending on the travel 
agency. 



Studying abroad brings students many opportunities 



Danielle Reeve 

Call Conrributor 



Packing your bags, get- 
ting a ride to the airport and 
waiting in line to board your 
flight may seem like all you 
have to do in order to study 
abroad. But in reality there 
is a lot more that goes into it 
than one may think. 

Studying abroad is the 
action of a student going 
after an educational oppor- 
tunity in a foreign country. 
The student may receive 
credits which can be trans- 
ferred to higher education 
institutes in their home 
country. Students may 
decide to go abroad for pro- 
grams that last a few weeks 
up to a year. 

According to the 
Institute of International 
Education (HE), study 
abroad programs have 
emerged to include over 
200,000 students each aca- 
demic year. The HE is the 
world's most experienced 
global higher education and 
professional exchange 

agency. Nearly 18,000 men 
and women from 175 differ- 
ent nations participate in 
HE programs each year. 

There are some neces- 
sary steps to studying 
abroad successfully. 

The first step is to iden- 
tify a program of interest. 
This may be deciding where 
you would be attracted to 
going, or what classes you 
may want to take while you 
are there. It is imperative to 



be sure the classes you 
enroll in will be credited 
towards your degree at your 
home university. 

The application process 
may vary depending on 
where you are going, and 
what program you go 
through. Learning about 
your destination is also very 
important, so you are aware 
of any differences you may 
encounter. 

The next step is to 
obtain the necessary travel 
documents you may need. 
U. S. citizens are required to 
have a passport for entry 



into almost any country, 
and are vahd for 10 years 
from the date of issue. It is 
required that all first time 
applicants apply in person. 
Therefore, allow yourself a 
few months for the applica- 
tion process. 

Visas may be needed to 
enter certain countries. A 
visa is a stamp placed in 
your passport permitting 
you to visit a particular 
country for a specified time 
and purpose. If a visa is 
required you will need a 
passport even further in 
advance. You can find out 



what documents you may 
need by contacting the 
school you will be attending 
abroad, or by contacting the 
International Program 
Office on campus. 

Finding out where you 
are going to be living while 
you are abroad is also a very 
important. Most students 
know where they are living, 
but some students may have 
to make temporary living 
arrangements. Some schools 
offer housing or the opportu- 
nity to live with a host fam- 
ily, and others require the 
student to provide his or her 



own housing. 

Clarion University 
offers students the chance to 
study abroad at one of 200 
international sites available 
through the International 
Student Exchange Program 
(ISEP). ISEP provides stu- 
dents with international 
experiences, and has a net- 
work of 275 post-secondary 
institutions in the United 
States and 38 other coun- 
tries. 

Students may also study 
abroad through the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education (PA- 



SSHE) program. The PA- 
SSHE gives Clarion 
University students the 
ability to go abroad on a pro- 
gram offered by one of the 
other state universities, 
while remaining a Clarion 
University student. 
Students all over the world 
study abroad each year. 
Each student could hope for 
something different from 
their experiences. 



See "Study abroad," 
page 5. 





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College Republicans keep students politically informed 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Wiitai 

With political races 
heating up across the 
nation. the College 
Republicans of Clarion 
University sponsor events 
all over campus and keep 
students informed on politi- 
cal happenings. 

The group's events 
include weekly meetings, 
membership drives, 

fundraisers, a Ronald 
Reagan birthday bash, con- 
ferences and guest speak- 
ers. Meetings are held every 
Wednesday at 7 p.m. in 204 
Founders Hall. 

On Super Tuesday, Feb. 
5, the group held a member- 
ship drive in Gemmell. 
Information and members of 



the group were available to 
speak with any interested 
students. The group plans to 
continue to sponsor guest 
speakers and a "Support the 
Troops" event is in tht> 
works for April. 

Each year the group 
heads to Washington, D.C. 
to attend the Conservative 
Political Activist 

Conference. The conference 
is a three-day event that 
includes speakers and net- 
working opportunities. 
P'ormer attendees and 
speakers of CPAC include 
Newt Gingrich, Vice 
President Dick Cheney, and 
Mike Huckabee, 

According to the group's 
executive board, "Everyone 
who's anyone in the 
Republican Party is there." 



This year's executive 
board consists of Kenny 
Kosensteel. president; Jacey 
I'aladino, vice president; 
Kyan Coll. .secretary; 
Mallory Meinhardt. treasur- 
er; Stephanie (Jillec, 
activism chair; and Michael 
Armstrong, regional chair- 
man, 

Part of the group's mis- 
sion is to keep students 
infbrnied on political hope- 
fuls. 

At last week's meeting, 
Armstrong presented the 
group with i information 
about former governor of 
Arkansas and 2008 
Republican Presidential 
candidate Mike Huckabee. 
Information concerning 
Huckabee's foreign, fiscal 
and social policies were 



included iii the presenta- 
tion. 

Not only does the group 
keep members informed 
about politics on the nation- 
al level, they also keep 
everyone up-to-date on any 
local political races. Last 
wt^ek they invited Clarion 
County's former Republican 
chairman Greg Mortimer to 
speak. 

Mortimer is currently in 
the race for the 63rd seat of 
Pennsylvania's House of 
Representatives after Fred 
Mcllhattan's announcement 
to not seek re-election. The 
63rd seat represents Clarion 
County and 17 municipali- 
ties of Armstrong County. 

Since deciding to run for 
the seat, Mortimer stepped 
down as Clarion County's 



Republican chairman. He 
has spent the last 20 years 
serving Clarion County as 
register and recorder. 
Mortimer is now focusing on 
his campaign. 

Mortimer is a graduate 
of Union High School in 
Rimmersburg, Pa. He 
received his bachelor's in 
political science from 
Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania. Aside from 
his political commitments. 
Mortimer is involved in the 
community within the 
Lion's Club and the 
Methodist church. 

Mortimer took time to 
recognize the group's 
involvement on the local 
level. 

"I really appreciate the 
help of the university to the 



Organization 
Spotlight 



county's Republicans," said 
Mortimer. 

But at the end of the 
day, the group really just 
wants to see a politically 
active campus. 

"[Regardless of affilia- 
tion] we just want people to 
get involved," said Coll. 



PRSSA hosts MMAJCS student organization open house 



Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

Nine media organiza- 
tions tied to the Mass Media 
Arts, Journalism and 
Communication Studies 
(MMAJCS) department at 
Clarion University set up 
information tables from 12 
p.m. to 7 p.m. Monday at the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

The Public Relations 
Student Society of America 



(PRSSA) organized the 
event. The group's goal was 
to introduce both MMAJCS 
students and non-MMAJCS 
students to the opportuni- 
ties available in any of the 
nine organizations repre- 
sented. 

According to Jodi 
Blumer, senior MMAJCS 
major and the vice president 
of activities for PRSSA, 
"PRSSA decided that this 
would be a great way to get 
all the MMAJCS organiza- 



tions together for this open 
house not only to make stu- 
dents more aware of what 
we all do, but that we are 
very involved and positive 
organizations." 

Planning and organiz- 
ing this event started last 
semester when a need was 
seen for an open house of 
this type, due to low partici- 
pation in every organization 
in the MMAJCS depart- 
ment. 

"Being active in college 




Shannon Sctiaeffer / The Clarion Ca/I 

Members of the National Communication Association set up a table as part of the MMAJCS 
Organization Open House. 



is very important and being 
a part of organizations like 
PRSSA really makes a dif- 
ference on your resume and 
better prepares you for a 
real world job," said Blumer. 
Some organizations, like 
WCUB-TV, came to the 
open house to let people 
know they exist. 

"We want to get people 
that are not communication 
majors to know about us," 
said Jessica Cornman, sen- 
ior MMAJCS major and 
head of public relations at 
WCUB-TV. 

Other groups looked to 
bring in more additions to 
their staffer to expand their 
group. 

Julie Twidwell, sopho- 
more MMAJCS major 
looked for an expansion of 
the National 

Communication Association 
•on caWipy^r^an b^^iiizitibh'" 
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"The more members, the 
more opportunities," she 
said. 

According to members of 
PRSSA, Gemmell was cho- 
sen for the location due to 
the heavy foot traffic it 
receives throughout the day. 
The groups had tables with 
information pertaining to 
each organization. Some set 
out examples of their work 




Shannon Schaeffer / The Clarion Call 



Student organizations from the mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies department came to the Gemmell 
Rotunda to promote involvement in the groups. 

food to relay information to closer together, but it also 



potentials 

PRSSA intends to 

organize this event on an 

annual basis. Blumer said 



she feels this event was very 
to try to lure in participants, positive, not only because it 
Others used the influence of brought the organizations 



allowed students to find out 
about groups that they may 
have not heard about other- 
wise. 

"Overall the event was a 
success," said Blumer. 



Continued from "Study School this upcoming spring 
abroad," page 5. semester. 

"1 learned that the econ- 

"I look forward to seeing omy is very good, and the 

how they interact and how culture is very family orient- 

they look at media. I want to ed," said Joanne Flowers, a 



study abroad to learn a dif- 
ferent language and decide 
to go to a school where that 
language is spoken. For 
many, college is the ideal 



see if it is as dominate and 
persuasive there as it is 
here," said, Julia Nene, a 
junior mass media arts, 
journalism and communica- 
tions major who will be 
studying abroad in Ireland 
at the Dublin Business 



time to travel because they 
junior Spanish education don't have full adult respon- 
major with minors in sibilities. and thev have a 



French and Latin American 
Caribbean studies. 

Flowers studied abroad 
in Ecuador at Inlingua the 
summer of 2006. 

On average, students 



desire to 
standing 



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of the 



under- 
world 



around them. 

There are 6.500 stu- 
dents attending Clarion, 
and only an average of 50 
students study abroad each 
year. According to the 
International Affairs Office 
at Bloomsburg University of 
Pennsylvania, the enroll- 
ment of students is a little 



over a thousand, and about holds seminars for studying 

250 of them study abroad abroad and has an excellent 

each year. Clarion has a sig- International Program on 

nificantly larger number of campus. 



students, and more students 
at Bloomsburg study 
abroad. 

This is not due to a lack 
of promotion at Clarion, 
though. The university 



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annual Grounhog's Day celebration. At about 7:30 a.m., Punxsutawney Phil was escorted out of 
his hole to make his weather prediction. He saw his shadow, which means we're in for six more 
weeks of winter. 



"I attended a study 
abroad seminar the school 
offered, and I also attended 
regular meetings." .said 
Nene. "I also attained much 
of my information from the 
Dublin Business School, 
they were very helpful. Dr. 
Trejos answered all of my 
questions and kept me on 
track while planning this." 
Why is it that more Clarion 
University students don't 
study abroad? 

"I have received e-mails 
and I've seen fliers around 
campus offering the chance 
to study abroad, and I think 
it's great. Personally. I am 
not interested in going to a 
different country, when I 
can get schooling here." said 
Bethany Lindell, a junior 
accounting major. 

There is no real answer 
as to why students decide 
not to go abroad. Some stu- 
dents think it is a topic to be 
very interested about, and 
to some the idea can he 
scary. Luckily. Clarion 
offers plenty of information 
to help students decide if 
studying abroad is for them 
or not. 

"I would do it a million 
times again, and I would tell 
anyone that they should do 
it," said Flowers. 



February 1, 2008 



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UAB presents Mardi Gras party 



Maddy Cline 

Staff Writer 

On Feb. 5, in the Clarion 
University Gemmell Multi- 
Purpose-Room, the 
University Activities Board 
(UAB) held a Mardi Gras 
Party. The party presented 
a band named Zydeco 
Vacation, a band that plays 
music following what is tra- 
ditionally heard in New 
Orleans during this time of 
year. 

Zydeco Vacation con- 
sists of the members; Mauri 
Rosenberg, JoAnn Hall, 
Chris Reynolds and Mark 
Phillips. When musician 
JoAnn Hall was asked about 
the style of music they play, 
she stated, "Zydeco, is New 



Orleans flavored music, fea- 
turing accordion and scrub 
board." 

The music was fun and 
upbeat, it allowed students 
to interact with the perform- 
ers by clapping along with 
the rhythms of the music. 
When Mary Caitlin Mitton, 
UAB CampusFest Chair, 
responded to the question of 
the possible turn out of this 
event saying. "Very Positive 
seems like a good band!" 

The UAB Mardi Gras 
Party was a fun event that 
gave students a chance to 
hear and feel the beats of 
traditional Zydeco music. 
Nathan Renaudin, a fresh- 
man here at the University, 
attended part of the event 
and said, "Let's ju.st say... I 



have never seen anything 
like it!" 

Nathan brings up a good 
point; almost weekly there 
are events on campus, a lot 
of them are very enjoyable 
and provide something to 
do, but people need to 
attend the events in order to 
enjoy them and see what 
they are all about. You 
never know whom you will 
meet or what you might 
learn. The events may unex- 
pectedly surprise you! 

So, just a suggestion, 
next time UAB or any other 
group on campus sponsors 
an event, go ahead and try it 
out. The probability that 
you will enjoy it is very 
"likely! 




Casey McGovern/ Tfie QWrnn Call 

Musicians Zydeco Vacation performing at the UAB Mardi Gras party on Feb. 5th. 

Hollywood studios to meet with Writers Guild 



Associated Press 

Members of the striking 
Writers Guild of America 
will gather Saturday in Los 
Angeles and New York to be 
briefed on a possible con- 
tract with Hollywood, stu- 
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If writers are pleased 
with what they hear, the 
meetings could be a major 
step toward a resolution of 
the three-month-old strike. 



Guild leaders remained 
cautious about a settlement 
while a proposed contract 
was being drafted based on 
last week's breakthrough 
talks with studio executives. 

The guild won't make a 
formal,. decision on^'the pro- 
posed contract until the 
informational membership 
meetings are held Saturday, 
Bowman said. 

The sessions will be 



closed to the media. The 
writers strike, which began 
Nov. 5 and has brought the 
entertainment industry to a 
standstill. In his e-mail. 
Bowman urged members to 
"remain or\ the picket lines, 
united and strong." 

Vanity Fair magazine 
said it was canceling its 
annual Academy Awards 
party. 



Video Game Review 

Set your sights on this game of the week 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Game: Call of Duty 4 
Publisher: Activision 
Platform: Xbox3/ PS3 
Rating: 5/ 5 

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If you missed the article 
last week, I highly recom- 
mended Call of Duty 4: 
Modern Warfare. This week 
I decided to follow up with a 
review of it. 

C0D4 was developed by 
Infinity Ward and is the 
series' first take on modern 
combat scenarios. Other 
COD games took place in 
World War II. It seems like 
many developers feel WWII 
is the perfect place to set a 
mediocre shooter. After all. 
the formula has worked so 
many times before. 

Thankfully, Infinity 
Ward broke out of the WWII 
mold. By doing so, they 
have taken the Call of Duty 
franchise to a new level, 
competing even with the 
multiplayer juggernaut 
itself. Halo, and making the 
best selling game of 2007. 

First thing is first; this 
isn't just another run of the 
mill shooter. This game has 
substance and emotion. 
While the single player cam- 
paign may be on the short 



side at under 10 hours, the 
story is excellent and sucks 
the player in. 

The campaign takes 
place from two different 
viewpoints. One is as an 
American Marine, the other, 
a British SAS. As the game 
progresses, you develop a 
bond to the characters 
around you, not unlike 
while watching a movie. 

There are several diffi- 
culty settings to play on. I 
suggest starting low and 
working your way up. There 
are parts of this game that 
you will have to try repeat- 
edly to beat, and that is on 
normal. 

The controls work very 
well. The aiming system is 
an excellent enhancement to 
the normal run and gun 
style. By holding down the 
left trigger, the gun aims, 
and you will need to aim. 
Modern Warfare follows the 
tradition of many newer 
shooters with a regenerative 
health system, and a two- 
weapon carry style. Both 
add a nice element to the 
game, but the ability to 
carry two primary weapons 
AND a secondary would 
have been nice. 

Multiplayer is a huge 
part of this game. If you like 
online shooters with a touch 
of realism, this game is 
worth your online time. You 
begin with five classes to 
choose from, but after level- 
ing up. five custom slots are 
opened. Customization is an 
integral part of the multi- 
player with the ability to 
choose weapons, their add- 



ons, and perks. 

As you progressively 
rank up, more options are 
unlocked. More guns, more 
attachments, and more 
achievements are given. The 
perk system allows you to 
choose three different extras 
including the ability to drop 
a grenade, or get a couple 
shots off with a handgun 
before you die. 

Completing challenges 
helps to rank up, which, in 
turn, unlocks more of every- 
thing. After obtaining the 
highest level (55), players 
have the choice to start over 
and get bragging rights, or 
stay at the top with every- 
thing unlocked. 

Summary: This game is 
for anyone who likes war 
games, or shooters. It offers 
opportunities to strategize 
and evaluate combat scenar- 
ios. Both the enemy and 
partner AI is great, and will 
keep you on your toes. The 
story goes above and beyond 
that of most games for a 
truly cinematic experience. 

Parts of the game will 
make you feel as if you are 
in a war, others will just 
seem repetitive as you die 
and are forced to repeat 
them. The multiplayer com- 
munity is strong, taking the 
most played game spot for 
the week of Jan. 14 (Halo 3 
held the top spot since its 
release in Sept.). 

The game is the same on 
both the PS3 and 360, 
although with Live, the 360 
version is definetly more 
online friendly. 



Ensler and the Vagina monologues come to Clarion 



Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Vv'rit«r 

Award-winning play- 
wright and feminist 
activist Eve Ensler is com- 
ing to Clarion University 
on Feb. 26 to speak and 
present the world famous 
play "The Vagina 
Monologues". 

"The Vagina 

Monologues" has been per- 
formed in over 100 coun- 
tries, translated into 45 dif- 
ferent languages, and is 
being presented at Clarion 
in honor of VDay. V-Day is 
a movement that Ensler 
created to stop the violent 
acts against women and 
girls, and is celebrating its 
tenth year. Ensler was 
inspired to create V-Day 
after her experiences with 
performing her play "The 
Vagina Monologues." 

The Monologues were 
written based on Ensler s 
interviews with over 200 
women, each one telling a 
different story about their 
views and experiences with 
sex, love, birth, rape, vio- 



lence, relationships, and 
with numerous other 
issues. 

Ensler has focused her 
career on stopping violence 
and envisioning a world 
where women thrive. 

She is marking theV- 
Day's 10th anniversary 
with a North American 
speaking tour. 

Clarion University 
sophomore Ashley Emmett 
and senior January 
Bartlow attended the pres- 
entation last year. 

"There were things 
that were discussed during 
the show that you never 
thought would be brought 
up in public, so it was awk- 
ward at times, but it was 
defiantly unique," said 
Emmett. "Seeing it once 
was enough for me, but it's 
definetly something that 
you have to experience for 
yourself" 

Ensler has won many 
awards for her plays and 
anti-violence efforts, 

including the OBIE Award 
for off-Broadway produc- 
tion, the Guggenheim 



Fellowship Award in 
Playwriting, and the 2002 
Amnesty International 
Media Spotlight Award for 
Leadership. 

Other plays by Ensler 
include "Necessary 

Targets", "Conviction". 
"Lemonade", "The Depot", 
"Floating Rhoda and the 
Glue Man", and 

"Extraordinary Measures." 

"Not only does the 
presentation have its 
funny parts, but it's also 
very informative. I would 
recommend going, not only 
because of that, but also 
because its proceeds go to a 
great cause," said Bartlow. 

All proceeds from the 
performances go to organi- 
zations that are working to 
end the violence against 
women and girls, and have 
reopened shelters, funded 
crisis centers and commu- 
nity-based anti-violence 
programs, and opened safe 
houses across the world. 

To honor V-Day, local 
performances will be given 
from Feb. 13-15 in Hart 
Chapel at 8 p.m. 




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Stomp National Tour: 

Palace Theater Feb. 1& 2, 8 
p.m. $30-$70. Tickets avail- 
able at 724-836-8000 

The Morning Light: 

Diesel Feb 2, p.m. |10-$12. 

Dakota, RKS, The 
Outlook, Hollywood 
Boulevard, New 

American Classic, 

Underscore Adia: Mr. 
Small's Feb. 7, 6:30 p.m. 
Tickets available at 1-866- 
468-3401. 

Kingspade: Diesel, Feb. 
7, 6 p.ra $17-$20. For more 
information: www.liveat- 

diesel.com 

The Santiago's Six: Mr. 
Small's, Feb. 9, 7 p.ra. 
Tickets at 1-866-468-3401 

Westmoreland 
Symphony Orchestra 
presents Valentine a la 
Espafial: Palace Theater. 
Feb. 9, 8 p.m. 
$10, $18, $25, $36 
tickets: 724-837-1850 



Saving Jane: Diesel, Feb. 
9, 6 p.m. $12-$14. For more 
information www.liveat- 
diesel.cora 

Tim Finn: Diesel, Feb. 12, 
6 p.ra. Over 21. $20-$21, 
Tickets available via 
Ticketmaster. 

The Temptations: Palace 
Theater, Feb. 14, 8 
p.m.$35, $55, $65, $75 
Tickets at www.thep- 
alacetheater.org* 

High On Fire: Diesel. Feb. 

14, 6 p.m. $13-$15. Tickets 
available via Ticketmaster. 

The David Allan Coe 
Band: Palace Theater, Feb 

15, 8 p.m. $20, $26, $34 
Tickets available at 
www.palacetheater.org 

The Failsafe, Beyond 
Daylight, YD, Now Its 
The Last, Etiera: Mr, 

Sraall's, Feb. 16, 7 p.ra. All 
Ages. For tickets 1-866- 
468-3401 

The Toasters; Diesel, Feb. 
17,6 p.m. $12-$14. 



Puddle of Mudd with 
specialguests 
Neurosonic, Tyler Read: 

Mr. Small's, Feb. 17, 7 p.m. 
For tickets call: 1-866-468- 
3401 

Finch: Diesel, Feb. 18, 6 
p.m. $12-$14. For more 
information visit 

www.liveatdiesel.com 

Citizen Cope: Mr. 

Small's, Feb. 19, 8 p.m. 21-1- 

Tickets at 1-866-468-2401 

Twiztid with special 
guests Boondox, Project 
Born, DJ Clay. Legally 
Insane: Mr. Small's. Feb. 
22, All Ages. Tickets at 1- 
866-468-3401 

Tesla: Palace Theater, 
Feb. 27, 7:30 p.m. $2o-$30. 
Tickets available at 
www.thepalacetheater.org 

Lez Zeppelin: Diesel, Feb. 
28, 6 p.m. $14-$16. 12 4-. 
For more information: 
www.liveatdiesel.com 

*al\ venues are located in 
Pittsburgh. 



Artists to lecture at Clarion University 



George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

Two outstanding artists 
are coming to Clarion 
University to give lectures 
on Feb. 7th at 7:30 p.m. in 
the University Gallery, 
which is located on Level A, 
of the Carlson Library. 

Both artists Nina 
Buxenbaum and Zoe 
Charlton have exhibits cur- 
rently located at the 
University Gallery titled 
"Women of/on/not Color." 

The presentation is part 
of the Martin Luther king 
celebration and is open free 
to the public for viewing, 
there will also be an artist 
reception on that same day 
which starts at 4 p.m. which 
is also open to the public. 
This exhibit will continue 
until Feb. 15, with normal 
gallery hours which are 
Monday through Thursday 
from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. 

The first artist Nina 
Buxenbaum will be present- 
ing paintings and drawings 
which deal with race, identi- 
ty, and the power of images 



as a means of investigating 
the theme of changing per- 
sonal identities. 

She uses the power of 
material culture to portray 
her art. Nina received the 
award for residencies for her 
art at Artists Alliance Inc. 
in New York, N.Y.; 
Showhegen School for 
Painting and Sculpture in 
Mains; and Cite 

Internationale des Arts in 
Paris, France. Buxenbaum 
has numerous displays of 
art all along the east coast 
from Maryland to some solo 
work in New York and 
Baltimore. 

She received her M.F.A. 
degree from the Maryland 
Institute College of Art and 
a B.F.A. from Washington 
University, She currently 
resides in Brooklyn, New 
York. 

The Second artist Zoe 
Charlton serves as the cur- 
rent assistant professor at 
American University. 

Charlton focuses her work 
on media drawings, paint- 
ings, and videos. Her back- 
ground knowledge was 
gained at the Skowhegan 



School of Painting and 
Sculpture. 

Represented out of 
Texas at the Dberman 
Gallery, most of her work is 
exhibited all over Texas at 
several museums such as: 
The Contemporary Arts, the 
Dallas Visual Arts Center, 
the UTSA Satellite ^Space, 
San Antonio, and finally at 
the Arthouse at the Jones 
center in Austin. Charlton 
has received several nomi- 
nations for the Whitney 
biennial, and the Tiffany 
Foundations, she received 
her M.F.A. degree from the 
University of Texas, and her 
B.F.A. from Florida State 
University. 

Finally on Feb. 19 
Clarion will host its final 
guest speaker Educator 
Robbi Renee Paynther, 
which will present 
"Breaking the Silence," 
which will discuss the 
importance of diversity and 
color in today's society. 

Be sure to check out this 
upcoming event for an inter- 
esting and educational 
reminder of the past, and 
our future. 



The Clarion Call 



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February 7, 2008 7 



MOVIE REVIEW 

The best movie you haven't seen 



MUSIC REVIEW 




Joey Pettine 

Slnlf Wrilor 

Movie^ Sun.^hine 
Director: Danny Boyle 
Rating: 5/5 

All too often great 
groundbreaking films, mas- 
terfully crafted examples of 
fine cinema, are not taken 
seriously because of the 
genre they get labeled 
under. 

The two genres most 
stigmatized, most criticized, 
and most believed to pro- 
duce sub par hackneyed 
films are, of course, science 
fiction and horror. 

Movies .such as Star 
Wars, The Matrix, and 
Jurassic Park, films that 
were hailed as groundbreak- 
ing, revolutionary, cinemat- 
ic masterpieces, among so 
many other reputable 
aclaims, are now looked 
upon as disrespected jokes 
and action filled drivel 
instead of as the brilliant 
works people once thought 
them to be. 

Movies like Jaws, Alien, 
and The Last House On The 
Left are not taken as well 



constructed social commen- 
taries and beautifully craft- 
ed tales, but as gore-filled 
horror and cheap scares. 

And while, yes, these 
two genres do produce their 
fair share of mindless crap, 
horror spit like Saw IV and 
science fiction crud like 
Terminator 3: Rise Of The 
Machines, people forget that 
these genres have also 
brought us films like Blade 
Runner, Silence Of The 
Lambs, Dark City and 
Psycho. 

Genius movies like 
2001: A Space Odyssey and 
Stanley Kubrick's The 
Shining. People have forgot- 
ten what these genres can 
bring to the table and that is 
why a movie like Sunshine, 
a movie that I can honestly 
say is one of the greatest 
movies 1 have seen in 
decades, goes unnoticed and 
completely unappreciated. 

The setting of Sunshine 
is far into the future. A mas- 
sive space station, stocked 
with decades worth of food, 
its own self-sustaining 
greenhouse, and towing a 
massive bomb the size of 
Manhattan Island, is in 
route to Earth's sun. The 
problem: Earth's sun has 
begun to die, burning itself 
out. The mission: deliver the 
bomb, the collective result of 
the remainder of Earth's 
resources, into the dieing 
star and reignite the sun. 

Directed by Danny 



Boyle (Trainspotting), and 
starring Gillian Murphy (2H 
Days Later, Batman Begins) 
and Chris Evans (The 
Fantastic Four Movies) in 
what is undoubtedly their 
greatest acting achieve- 
ments to date, Sunshine is a 
cinematic masterpiece. 
Directing, cinematography 
music, sound, acting, every- 
thing is finely tuned into 
the perfect science fiction 
film. 

Sunshine was somehow 
able to take the cinematic 
ballet feeling of 2001: A 
Space Odyssey the paranoid 
experience of Alien, the 
emotion driven style of 
Blade Runner, and the mag- 
nificent emotion of E.T.: The 
Extra Terrestrial; and 
transfered those feelings 
and experiences into 
Sunshine. The problem is no 
one saw Sunshine in the 
theaters, now that it's on 
DVD no one knows it exists, 
and, even if it never gets 
nominated for any of the 
awards that it should, it is a 
film that at least deserves to 
be seen. 

There are very few true 
cinematic masterpieces and 
when one is created it 
deserves to be seen and 
acknowledged. Sunshine is 
a film on par with The 
Godfather and There Will 
Be Blood, and deserves to be 
respected as so. I have given 
Sunshine a five out of five 
because a 10 isn't possible. 




General Hospitoi actress dies 

Actress Shell Kepler died Monday, Feb 4. Kepler played nurse 
Amy Vining on the popular soap opera General Hospital from 1979- 
2002. She also appeared in the film "Homework", and several 
episodes of Three's Company. Kepler's cause of death is still 
unknown. She was 49. 



Hills Actress stars in first music video 

Heidi Montag from the popular MTV show "The Hill8",has come 
out with her own new music video. Montag is either loved or hated 
in the semi-reality show. The video "Higher" was directed by none 
other than her notorious TV beau Spencer Pratt. 



Stallone's career is far from over 

It's true, the man that played Rocky and recently Rambo, doesn't 
plan on retiring his career any time soon. Sylvester Stallone has 
reportedly made a deal with Rambo director Danny Dimport, to star 
and direct in two new action films. Several scripts are now being 
considered for possible follow-ups on sequels Stallone has previously 
done. 



White Stripes sued for old sample 

The White Stripes, a band from Detroit, Mich.» are being sued by 
radio personality and college lecturer Dominique Payette. Payette 
claims a sample from the tune "Jumble", off their De Stilji album fea- 
tures samples taken from her radio show without permission. The 
potentially old shp up may cost the White Stripes $70,000. 



All headlines courtesy of Yahoo.com 



Ledger's cause of death finally determined 



Associated Press 

Heath Ledger died of an 
accidental overdose of 
painkillers, sleeping pills, 
anti-anxiety medication and 
other prescription drugs, 
the New York City medical 
examiner said Wednesday. 

The cause of death was 
"acute intoxication by the 
combined effects of oxy- 
codone, hvdrocodone. 



diazepam, temazepam, 
alprazolam and doxy- 
lamine," spokeswoman 
Ellen Borakove said in a 
statement. 

The medical examiner's 
office only provided generic 
names, so it is unknown 
whether he took generic or 
brand-name drugs. Police 
had said they found six 
types of prescription drugs, 
including sleeping pills and 



anti-anxiety medication, in 
Ledger's apartment. 

Oxycodone is a 
painkiller marketed as 
OxyContin and used in oth- 
erpainkillers. Hydrocodone 
is used in a number of 
painkillers, including 

Vicodin. 

The ruUng comes two 
weeks after the 28-year-old 
Australian-born actor was 
found dead in the bed of his 
rented SoHo apartment. 



Bullet for my Valentine's new 

singer Matt Tuck's vocals 




Christopher Campbell 

Skiff Wrifei 

Album: Scream Aim Fire 
Producer: Colin Richardson 
Rating: 4/5 



Maybe you have never 
heard of the band Bullet For 
My Valentine, a Welch four 
piece metalcore band. 
Perhaps you heard the first 
CD they released. The 
Poison, because you heard 
the single Tears Don't Fall 
but found that the amount 
of screaming on the CD was 
unbearable. 

Regardless of which of 
these two categories you fall 
in, I suggest you go out and 
pick up Scream Aim Fire, 
the new disc from Bullet. 

This CD moves away 
from the screaming and 
seems to pay tribute to the 
bands influences such as 
Metallica, Iron Maiden, and 
even Guns 'N Roses. 

Scream Aim Fire -4:26- 
You are instantly greeted 
with fast thrashing guitar 
riffs and thumping bass 
drums followed by the words 
"Kill your enemies." This 
song sets the tone for the 
rest of the disc in a great 
way, with a solid burst of 
metal, a catchy chorus, and 
one of the best guitar solos 
on this CD. 

Eye of the Storm -4:02- 
This is not a fast song, but 
its very melodic, and the 
chorus really makes lead 



sound amazing. My favorite 
part of the song, however, is 
during the guitar solo when 
you heard the sound of 
hands clapping, usually a 
cheesy touch, but it works 
well for this song. 

Hearts Burst Into Fire • 
4:57- Not a fast paced song, 
but the guitars aren't actu- 
ally toned down, it's the 
melodic singing that really 
makes this song seem 
relaxed. 

Waking the Demon • 
4:07- Two words: Thrash 
Metal. This song is intense. 
The chorus is sung, but if 
you're not a fan of scream- 
ing I don't think a few sec- 
onds of singing will be 
enough to keep you around 
for the 
entirety of this song. 

Disappear -4:05- The 
guitar riffs on this song feel 
as though they came right 
off an Iron Maiden CD. I 
don't feel that Tuck's voice 
works well with this style of 
guitar, except for his 
screaming during the cho- 
rus. This is my least favorite 
song on the CD, not that it's 
a horrible song by any 
means, I just feel the other 
songs are so much better 
this one doesn't compare. 

Deliver Us From Evil - 
5:58- The title of this song 
had me anticipating this 
song from the moment I 
picked up this CD. This Epic 
song went out of its way not 
to disappoint. It starts off a 
little slow, but the music 
really sounds better once 
the vocals kick in. 

Take It Out On Me ■ 
5:52- This is the second long 
song in a row, and usually 
I'm not a big fan of long 
songs, let alone two in a row, 
but both these songs were 



album pleases 

done really well. No slow 
build up with this one, 
it hits your hard right from 
the beginning, but blends 
marvelously with the bands 
softer melodic side. 

Say Goodnight -4:43- 
This power ballad took a lit- 
tle to long to get started. It 
feels like it was pulled out of 
the 80's with its long build 
up and sad lyrics about 
being left by a woman. 

End of bays -4:18- This 
song is pretty much the 
exact opposite of the previ- 
ous song. Much more up 
tempo, even a little scream- 
ing in the chorus. 

Last to Know -3:15- 
Shortest song on the CD, 
but in no way lacks, as 
this is probably the second 
hardest song on the CD. 

Forever and Always ■ 
6:46- Last song and last 
epic. Overall not a bad 
song, but it sounded a little 
too pop for a metal band, at 
least in my opinion. Pop 
aside, I did enjoy this song, 
and had it not been over 6 
minutes long, I think it 
could have been a good sin- 
gle for the band. 

No Easy Way Out 
(Bonus) -4:32- When this 
song started I had to check 
and make sure I was still 
listening to Bullet, musical- 
ly this a totally new realm 
for them. This is where the 
80's musical influence really 
shines through. The synthe- 
sizer in the background was 
a risky move, but I think it 
really contributes to the 
song. 

In the end I think this 
was a great improvement 
form the last CD they 
released, and I look forward 
to more growth as well as 
more music from Bullet For 
My Valentine. 



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at an 



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Refreshments 
'f Prizes 

Wednesday 

February 1 3, 2008 

2 p.m.-6 p.m. 

Chandler Dining Hall 

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Roll OUT OF BED TO 
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Next to campus, various 
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Apartments for rent - fall 
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What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial? 








Anna Gauzia 

Sophomore 

Real Estate and 
Paralegal 

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Rocky background 
music." 



Ben Barczyk 

Freshman 

Undecided 

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Freshman 

Secondary Education, 
English 

"The AMP 
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Marissa Beaumont 

Freshman 

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Brad Weaver 

Freshman 
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Sports 



February 7, 2008 9 



Men's basketball in tough competition for PSAC playoff spots 



Andy Marsh 

Sraff Writer 

There's a sense of 
urgency with the Clarion 
men's basketball team. 
Although the Golden Eagles 
possess a winning record of 
10-9 (2-3 PSAC West) so far, 
there is much work to be 
done from now until the end 
of the season to secure a 
spot in the PSAC playoffs. 

The season started off 
tough for the team, as they 
lost four of their first five 
games. But a double over- 
time victory over 
Bloomsburg kick-started a 



string of victories, including 
a five game winning streak, 
to lead the team to a win- 
ning record entering confer- 
ence play. 

Things have been shaky 
in PSAC West play so far, as 
the team has victories over 
Lock Haven and 

Shippensburg, but also loss- 
es to lUP, Cal, and a lop- 
sided 94-68 loss at 
Edinboro. 

Senior forward Ricky 
Henderson feels as if the 
team has underachieved up 
to this point. 

"Personally I'm not con- 
tent with where we're at 



because 1 know we're a bet- 
ter team than our record 
shows but we have to con- 
tinue to get better," 
Henderson said. "[We need 
to] establish an inside/out- 
side balance offensively, 
rebound, have more urgency 
and commitment to defense 
and everything else will 
take care of itself." 

Freshman guard Mike 
Sherry seems more content 
with how the season has 
progressed. "I think with 
the way that we started the 
season, our season has been 
a pretty successful one," 
Sherry said. "We just need 



to take it one game at a 
time. No looking ahead and 
no looking back, this week 
we have to worry about 
Slippery Rock. If we all just 
stay together and focus on a 
common goal, we are going 
to be fine." 

Edinboro and California 
look to be playoff locks, as 
they are undefeated in 
PSAC -West play so far and 
seem poised to maintain the 
top two records. The third 
and fourth seeds look to be 
completely wide-open, with 
lUP, Clarion, and SRU 
fighting it out for the two 
spots. Currently, lUP holds 



the third seed with a 3-2 
conference record while 
Clarion and SRU are tied 
with 2-3 records. 

Lock Haven and 
Shippensburg look to be 
non- factors, as Lock Haven 
only has one win overall 
while Shippensburg is win- 
less in conference play. In 
order for Clarion to solidify 
its bid for the PSAC play- 
offs, the team will have to 
win at lUP, the rematches 
vs. Lock Haven and 
Shippensburg, and sweep 
SRU. A win versus Cal or 
Edinboro would also be very 
beneficial as every confer- 



ence game is crucial from 
here on out for the Golden 
Eagles. 

"We are in crunch time. 
Wednesday's game at SRU 
is huge. We need to go 3-3 
going into the second half [of 
conference play]," Coach 
Ron Righter said. "Edinboro 
exposed some major weak- 
nesses that we need to cor- 
rect and sure up. We will be 
ready." 

Clarion will host 
California on Saturday, Feb. 
9 at 7:30 p.m. and follow it 
up with a home game 
against lUP on Wednesday, 
Feb. 13 at 8 p.m. 



Wrestling falls to Bloomsburg in a close EWL match, 22-15 



Tom Shea 

Staff Vv'riter 

Bloomsburg Feb. 1 - The 
Clarion wrestling squad 
traveled to Bloomsburg last 
Friday to take on the 
Huskies in their third 
Eastern Wrestling League 
match of the season. The 
Golden Eagles fell to the 
Huskies 22-15 in what was 
their closest EWL match 
since Teague Moore took 
over last season. 

"We doubled our 
amount of wins in any EWL 
match so far with four and 
the match score last season 
was 39-3 and this season we 
were still in contention 
going into the final bout, so 
the improvements are 
noticeable," Moore said. 

The wins the Golden 
Eagles did pick up on Friday 
will be very important later 
in the season for the EWL 
tournament seeding. The 
first grappler to pick up a 
victory was junior Sal 
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elecisiori* over * la^^eals 
EWL runner-up at 141 lbs 
Darren Kern. "It was an 
important win for me to stay 
undefeated in the EWL 
which will help me in the 
post-season." said Lascari. 

The Huskies then won 
the next three bouts to take 
a commanding 18-3 lead 
over the Golden Eagles. 



Clarion continued to fight 
with three wins in a row of 
their own by Mario Morelli 
at 174 lbs, Scott Joseph at 
184 lbs, and an overtime 
win by Jamie Luckett at 197 
lbs. Luckett recorded a fall 



All-American Michael Spaid 
to tie the match at 18. The 
Golden Eagle fell to 8-10 on 
the night and 0-3 in the 
EWI., but traveled to New 
Jersey on Saturday to take 
on Rider and Rutgers. 




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The Goiden Eagles Hadley Harrison is seen here during a recent 
home match. Clarion will next be in action at home on Feb. 14 
when they host Cleveland State. 



with 14 seconds left in the 
first ride out period to close 
the gap to 18-15. 

Roman Husam was 
unable to pick up the victory 
at 285 lbs over returning 



The Clarion wrestlers 
competed in a tri-meet 
Saturday, Feb. 2 at Rider 
University where they 
would take on the Rider 
Broncs and The Scarlet 



Knights of Rutgers. The 
day began with the Golden 
Eagles looking to avenge a 
37-9 loss to Rider last sea- 
son. Jay Ivanco started the 
match off with a 10-2 major 
decision over Rider's Ilyass 
Elmasouri and gave the 
Golden Eagles a 4-0 lead. 

Clarion would lose the 
next three bouts and fall 
behind 9-4 The Golden 
Eagles rebounded by win- 
ning four in a row starting 
with Travis Uncapher at 
157 lbs who posted a 10-2 
major decision over Rob 
Morrison. Dominic Ross 
kept the ball rolling for 
Clarion with a come from 
behind 6-4 win over Jason 
Lapham. At 174 lbs Mario 
Morelli notched a technical 
fall over Dan Silberman to 
bring the team score to 16-9, 
The Golden Eagles would 
lose the final three bouts 
and fall to the Broncs 24-16. 

The wrestlers still reel- 
ing over their loss to Rider 
would come put flat against 
Rutge««« anid dxop.tineii; .third 
match of th* weekend 28-9'. 
The Golden Eagles have 
fallen to 8-12 on the season 
and 0-3 in the EWL. The 
wrestlers will be in action 
again when they travel to 
Eastern Michigan 

University Saturday to take 
on Eastern Michigan, 
Gardner Webb, and 
Northern Illinois. 



Women's basketball gets 
ready to make playoff run 



Demise Simens 

Staff Writer 

This season, the Lady 
Eagles basketball team has 
established a record of 13-6 
overall and 3-2 in confer- 
ence play. Last Wednesday, 
they defeated Edinboro, the 
seventh ranked team in the 
East Region. 

"It was a good win for us 
because not only was it an 
away game on a Wednesday 
night, but Edinboro is obvi- 
ously a tough team to beat," 
said Coach Gie Parsons. 

The team's goal is to 
make it to regionals, and in 
order to do that, they must 
win the conference or get an 
at large bid. 

"To get into the playoffs 
we need to take care of busi- 
ness and win on the road 
and stay in good shape. We 
would be 4-2 if we beat 
Slippery Rock," said 
Parsons. 

Outside of. Edinboro, 
both lU'P and Cal both pose 
a threat to the PSAC crown. 
lUP is currently ranked 
fifth in the nation, and Cal 
is amongst the top 28 teams 



in the nation. 

Parsons feels as though 
the team is "well ahead of 
where we were last year. We 
never beat Ship or Edinboro 
and I think our experience 
is helping us this year." 

Experience has played a 
key role in the team's suc- 
cess this season. With five 
returning starters on the 
roster, four or five of them 
have been consistently scor- 
ing in double digits each 
game. "We are playing very 
much like a team, and we 
are doing awesome," said 
Parsons. 

Senior My'Kea Cohill 
said, "I think that this year 
is different because we are 
bonding more as a team and 
as a family. This year we are 
realizing more what our 
strengths are." 

Clarion defeated 

Slippery Rock on 

Wednesday, Feb. 6 behind 
15 points from Cohill, to 
improve their record to 4-2. 
in PSAC-West play. 

The Golden Eagles will 
host California on Saturday, 
Feb. 9 at 5:30 p.m. 



NFL Commissioner unsure there is more Spygate information 



Barry Wilner 

Associated Press 

HONOLULU (AP) - NFL 
commissioner Roger Goodell 
is willing to pursue any 
believable information in 
the Spygate case. He simply 
doesn't know if any exists. 

Goodell said Wednesday 
that the league has been in 



touch with representatives 
of former Patriots assistant 
coach Matt Walsh, now a 
golf pro in Maui. Walsh did 
video work for the Patriots 
when they won their first 
Super Bowl after the 2001 
season, and was not inter- 
viewed as part of the NFL's 
investigation into New 
England illegally taping 



opposing coaches in the last tion, and the loss of this 



two years. 

Sen. Arlen Specter, with 
whom Goodell said he 
expects to meet in the next 
week or so, questioned the 
thoroughness of the NFL's 
investigation that led to a 
$500,000 fine for coach Bill 
Belichick, a $250,000 fine 
for the Patriots organiza- 



year's first-round draft pick. 
Specter also wondered why 
Goodell had the six tapes 
turned over by the Patriots 
destroyed, along with notes 
the team gave Goodell. 

"SPYGATE" continued 
on page 10. 







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Kayla Rush / The Clarion Call 

The women's basketball team is seen in action during their 
comebaci^ win over Shippensburg on Saturday, Jan. 26. Clarion 
defeated SRU on Feb. 6 to improve to 4-2 in PSAC West play 




clarion.edu/intramurals 



Racquetball Results 

Singles Tournament 1/31 
Bill Gurner- r Place (5-01 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural, Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393- 1 667 




5 on 

2/5/08 

Whiter Shade of Pale 

Q and Some 

Aliquippa Quips 

Ugh OMG WTF 

Clarion Girls 

You Got Pittsnogled 

2/4/08 

Those Dudes 

Man Stars 

KSAC 

>/ 3l/08 

Jesse & the flippers 

Aliquippa Quips 

A Whiter Shade 

You Got Pittsnogled 

Levi's Mom 

Buckets 

1/30/08 

Buckets 

KSAC 

A Whiter Shade 



5 Basketball Results 



C Invasion F 
Bayside Tiger 60-37 
Jesse & theR 41-37 
Out of Shape F 
Bailers 35-20 

Clarion Legen 42-41 

Clarion Legen 4 1 -40 
White Men CJ F 
Ballz Deep 37-35 

C Invasion F 
Team Terrible F 
KSAC 36-3 1 

Q&SomeWB 56-39 
Bayside Tiger 36- 1 9 
My New Hcut 43-32 

Dallas Mavs 54-46 
White Men CJ F 
Ballz Deep 39-33 



Next Singles Tournament: Thursday, 2/28 

Racquetball Club meets to play every 

Thursday at 6pm 



*New schedules posted on Friday 
at the REC & on the web. 

Intramurals on the Web 
clarlon.edu/intramurais 

From the CUP home page clicl< on 
athletics and then intramurals. 



2/7/08 




Floor Hockey Results 

2/4/08 

Fun Bunch 

Penguins 

Team Capn' Crunch 

Hockey Club 



Pens 12-3 

Dallas Mavs 5-3 
Leroux Strikes 4-2 
Fuggltaboutk F 



1/30/08 

The Hockey Club 
Headless Chickens 
Fun Bunch 
Miracle 



Crimson Crim 2- 1 
Leroux Strikes 4- 1 
Penguins F 

Little Pigs F 



Bowling Results 

Updated weekly Win/Loss records, pin 
totals, and averages are posted at the REC 
Center and on-line. Wednesday and 
Thursday night leagues are both full vxith 18 
teams. Tuesday's league has 3 spots left. 

Upcoming Events... 

3 on 3 Volleyball 
Darts 

Billiards 

All-Star Basketball Extravaganza 

Including- 

3 point Shot Contest 
Free Throw Contest 
Slam Dunk Contest 

(Clicck the REC Center for more details) 



CLUB SPORT CORNER 

New website directory for all Club Sports 
From the IM page - click the Club Sport link 
to get more info about our Club Sport teams. 

Men's and Women's Rugby - Both 
teams currently looking for new members. 
No prior experience is needed. Come out 
and learn to play an enjoyable sport and meet 
new people! For more info contacc 
Women- Caidin t_sZB3Ml;^Steien My 
Men- Adam 



Racquetball Club > New Members 
needed! Meet every Thursday -6pm at the 
Gemmell courts. All skill levels are welcome. 
We have a match scheduled for Friday, Feb 
29*^ against Slippery Rock. 

Frisbee Club - Report from Saturday, 
Feb 2*^: "Our tournament today was a little 
cold and icy but it went great. Clarion played 
two games. We lost our first and won our 
second. I was very impressed with how well 
we played together as a team."- Greg Reger. 

Men's Volleyball Club - Hosted a Tri- 
Match on Friday. Feb I". The guys lost to 
lUP 25-2 1 in a first game nail biter and 25- 1 5 
in the second game. Grove City also got the 
best of Clarion defeating our squad 25- i 6 and 
25-13. Next home match is scheduled for 
Friday, Feb 15* 



1 February 7, 2008 



Sports 



Tin: Clarion Call 



Swim teams defeat lUP In final match before PSAC's 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 1 - The 
swimming and diving team 
came out on top this past 
weekend in their last home 
meet of the season. 

The Golden Eagles went 
up against lUP on Friday. 
The men's team finished 
with a score of 135 points, 
beating lUP who came 
through with 80. The 
women also defeated lUP 
with a score of 141-94. 

"It was nice to win our 
last meet of the season, 
especially since it was also 
senior night," said Denise 
Simens. 

There were a number of 
standout performances from 
the Eagles on Friday. For 
the men's team, the 200- 
yard medley relay team of 
Mike Kerr, Rich Eckert, 
Ryan Thiel and AJ Claypool 
finished first, Dustin 
Fedunok finished first in the 




Kayla Rush/ The Oanon Call 

The Clarion swim team is seen in action during tlieir win over 
lUP on Friday, Feb. 1. The match was their final tuneup before 
the PSAC Championships which start February 21. 



1000-yard freestyle. 

Other first place finish- 
es for the men's team were 
Caret West in the 200-yard 
freestyle. AJ Claypool in the 
50-yard freestyle, Andrew 
Soisson in the 400-yard IM 
and 200-yard butterfly. 



Thiel in the 100-yard 
freestyle, and Mike Kerr in 
the 100-yard backstroke. 

"We all swam very well," 
said West. 

The women's team also 
had a number of first place 
finishes. The 200-yard med- 



ley relay team of Lori 
Leitzinger, Denise Simens, 
Carissa Wetzel and Kaitlin 
Johnson came in first place. 

Other firsts for the 
women were Laura Herron 
in the lOOO-yard fi'eestyle, 
Leitzinger in the 200-yard 
freestyle. Gina Mattucci in 
the 50-yard freestyle, 
Rebecca Burgess in the 400- 
yard individual medlay. 
Carissa Wetzel IDO-yard 
butterfiy. Johnson in the 
100-yard freestyle, and 
Leitzinger in the 100-yard 
backstroke. 

The Clarion divers 
swept all events. Top divers 
for the women were Ginny 
Saras Teagan Riggs, and 
Kayla Kelosky and for the 
men were James Kane and 
Clay Bowers. 

The swimming and div- 
ing teams will now start get- 
ting ready for the PSAC 
Championships which start 
on February 21. 



Linebacker's head Penn St. recruiting for now 



Genaro C. Armas 

Associated Press 

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) 
- Penn State's latest 
recruiting class might be 
most notable for one name 
missing from the list. 

Instead of announcing 
his college choice 

Wednesday, Jeannette High 
School quarterback and 
uber- prospect Terrelle Pryor 
said in a nationally tele- 
vised news conference that 
he was still trying to decide 
between Ohio State, 
Michigan, Penn State and 
Oregon. 

For now, PSU's blue- 
and-white faithful will have 
to settle for a small recruit- 
ing class of 14 players head- 
lined by linebackers but 
light at needy spots like 
quarterback and wide 
receiver. With the coaching 
staff talking about moving 
to a spread- style offense 
next season, stockpiling 
such skill position players 
might be considered more 
important than usual. 

"Overall though, other 
than that, they did what 
they had to do," said Mark 
Brennan, the editor of 
FightonState.com, which 
covers Penn State recruit- 
ing. "At linebacker, they just 
keep stocking up." 



This is Linebacker U.. 
after all. 

Four-star prospects 
Mike Yancich from 
Washington, Pa., Mike 
Zordich from Youngstown, 
Ohio and Michael Mauti of 
Mandeville, La., should 
replenish depth for years to 
come at a school that has 
boasted recent All- 
Americans Dan Connor and 
Paul Posluszny. 

Rivals.com recruiting 
analyst Mike Farrell called 
Penn State's latest haul 
"one of the best linebacking 
classes in the country." 

Brandon Beachum, 
Zordich's teammate at 
Cardinal Mooney High 
School, is bringing his 6- 
foot-1, 220-pound frame to 
Happy Valley to play run- 
ning back, though some 
analysts considered line- 
backer to be the four-star 
prospect's best position. 
Considered a bruising run- 
ner, Beachum will be added 
to a relatively inexperienced 
but promising tailback mix 
led by Evan Royster, who 
will be a sophomore in the 
2008 season. 

The Nittany Lions did 
lose out on Michael Shaw, a 
speedy back from Ohio who 
dropped his verbal commit- 
ment to Penn State to sign 
with Big Ten archrival 



Michigan on Wednesday — 
the first day that recruits 
could sign letters-of-intent 
with the college of their 
choice. 

Penn State didn't have 
many scholarships available 
this year. Its class is ranked 
40th by Scout.com and 42nd 
by Rivals, and is generally 
rated behind Big Ten rivals 
Ohio State, Michigan. 
Illinois, Wisconsin and 
Minnesota. 

Since rankings are 
based on the quality and 
quantity of recruits, "small 
classes never get ranked 
that high," Farrell said. 

Receiver A.J. Price of 
Reston, Va,, might have to 
add bulk to his 6-foot-4, 175- 
pound frame, though he has 
been timed at 4.5 seconds in 
the 40-yard dash. Getting 
Price was important for the 
future given that Penn 
State's current top three 
receivers — Derrick 
Williams, Deon Butler and 
Jordan Norwood — will all 
be seniors. 

"With the spread offense 
and using three or four 
wide, you need depth at 
wide receiver, and I'm not 
sure they necessarily got it," 
Brennan said. 

If the Nittany Lions 
don't land Pryor, they will 
have gone two seasons with- 



Continued from "SPY- 
GATE" on page 9. 

"If there is new informa- 
tion that is credible, new 
material that could be credi- 
ble that would help us," 
Goodell said, "yes, we'll look 
at it." 

"We've had people come 



to us over the last six 
months with material that 
we pursued and it didn't 
lead to anything." 

Walsh, who did not 
return phone messages and 
an e-mail from The 
Associated Press, reportedly 
videotaped the St. Louis 
Rams' walkthrough the day 



before the February 2002 
Super Bowl against New 
England. 

"The staffs are talking 
about making sure (Walsh) 
has the ability to talk and 
what information he might 
have," Goodell said. 




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out signing a quarterback, 
which is unusual, Brennan 
said. That could spell trou- 
ble on the depth chart in 
future seasons. 

Of course, that could 
change if Pryor pulls a last- 
minute surprise for Penn 
State — Ohio State and 
Michigan had been consid- 
ered the front-runners. 

A dynamic athlete. 
Pryor could be groomed in 
Happy Valley to operate an 
offense similar to that run 
successfully by Michael 
Robinson for Penn State in 
2005. 

Coach Joe Paterno does- 
n't visit recruits on the road 
as much, but did travel to 
see Pryor last week. The 
quarterback has made unof- 
ficial jaunts to State College 
before, though he said 
Wednesday he now wants to 
take an official visit to 
Happy Valley, 

Pryor is the only QB in 
Pennsylvania history to 
rush for 4.000 yards and 
throw for 4.000 in his 
career. 



National 


Sports 


Scores 


College 


NHL 


Basketball 






Pittsburgh vs. 


Missouri vs. 


New Jersey: 3-4 OT 


Kansas (5): 71-90 


Buffalo vs. 


Gonzaga vs. St. 


Boston: 4-2 


Mary's (23): 85-89 


Anaheim vs. New 


Louisville vs. 


York Islanders: 3-0 


Marquette (16): 71-57 


Los Angeles vs. New 


South Florida vs. 


York Rangers: 4-2 


Georgetown (6): 

53-63 


Philadelphia vs. 
Atlanta: 3-2 


Florida (22) vs. 
Tennessee (7): 82-104 


Washington vs. 
Columbus: 4-3 


Butler (11) vs. 
Valparaiso: 71-68 


Ottawa vs. 
Montreal: 3-4 


Drake (15) vs. 
Illinois St.: 73-70 


NBA 


Texas A&M (18) vs. 
Iowa St.: 69-51 


Boston vs. 
Cleveland: 113-114 


Northwestern vs. 
Indiana (11): 63-75 


Washington vs. 
Philadelphia: 96-101 


Wisconsin (13) vs. 
Minnesota: 63-47 


LA Lakers vs. New 
Jersey: 105-90 



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Volume 94 Issue 16 



Rendell proposed $518.8 million in funding 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 12 - Gov. 
Edward G. Rendell's pro- 
posed spending plan was 
recently presented to the 
General Assembly. 

The Pennsylvania State 
System of Higher Education 
(PASSHE) would receive 
almost $518.8 million in 
state authorized funding for 
the upcoming year under 
Gov. Rendell's proposed 
2008-09 Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania budget. 



According to a PASSHE 
news release "tuition at the 
14 PASSHE Universities is 
the lowest among all four- 
year colleges and universi- 
ties in the Commonwealth. 
Efforts to controls cost and 
improve operating efficiency 
have enabled PASSHE to 
keep annual tuition increas- 
es in each of the past three 
years to the rate of inflation 
or below." 

PASSHE Universities 
have been able to keep costs 
down while still being able 
to boost the quality in the 



programs they offer. 

According to President 
Joseph Grunenwald in his 
President's report at the 
recent faculty senate meet- 
ing, Clarion University 
received a 3 percent appro- 
priation increase in 
Rendell's proposed budget, 
which is higher than other 
schools in the state. For 
example, Penn State, Pitt, 
Temple only received a 1.5 
percent increase. 

"Quality and affordabili- 
ty are the hallmarks of the 
Pennsylvania State System 



of Higher Education," said 
Chancellor Judy G. Hample. 
"The support we receive 
from the Commonwealth is 
essential to our being able to 
achieve that dual mission on 
behalf of our students." 

The Governor's pro- 
posed spending plan 
includes a base appropria- 
tion of $498.5 million for 
daily operations to the 14 
state-owned universities. 
This is an increase of $14.5 
million over the current 
funding level. PASSHE 
would also receive an addi- 



WCUC expands program options 



Cameo Evans 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 15 - 
Clarion University's campus 
radio station, WCUC-FM, 
expanded their program 
options last week when the 
station began broadcast the 
"The Saturday Night 
Brigade" from 6 a.m. to noon 
on Saturday's. 

"The Saturday Light 
Brigade" is broadcasting 
from the children's museum 
in Pittsburgh, which plays 
acoustic music and has fam- 
ily fun. This program is the 
longest running public radio 
programs in the United 
States. 

"We are excited to be 
affiliated with The Saturday 
Light Brigade," said Bill 
Adams, assistant professor 
of mass media arts, journal- 
ism and communication 
studies and WCUC adviser. 
"It offers us an opportunity 
to build our audience." 

WCUC-FM (91.7) is a 
Federal Communication 
Commission (FCC) licensed 
station. It is classified as a 
non-commercial educational 
station by the FCC, mean- 
ing it does not accept paid 
advertising. The station can 
accept underwriting spon- 
sorship, but cannot 
announce prices for any 
product. It broadcasts 24 




Lenore Watson/T/ie Clarion Call 

Clarion University introduced "The Saturday Light Brigade" last week, one of the longest running 
public radio programs in the history of the United States. 



hours a day, seven days a 
week and reaches nearly 40 
miles in any direction from 
Clarion. 

"I met with Bruce Exley, 
chief engineer for WCUC, 
and some of the radio sta- 
tion students," said Adams. 
"We listened to the program 
and agreed that it was a 
good idea to affiliate with it. 
Department chair Sue 
Hilton was also supportive 
and we decided to sign on." 

The program originates 



from a digital studio using a 
hard drive which allows for 
the station to broadcast 24- 
7. 

The studio's computer, 
scheduling software allows 
for the programming of a 
daily schedule including 
music, public service 
announcements, promotion- 
al items and messages from 
underwriters. Format and 
educational opportunity are 
expected by Adams and is 
considered to be an addi- 



tional positive to the afYilia- 
tion. 

"Our music is top 40, hit 
radio, classic rock, urban 
and alternative new rock," 
said Adams. "The Saturday 
Light Brigade music is dif- 
ferent, more in the style of 
public radio, with jazz and 
classical music. Many peo- 
ple in our area tell us that 
they Hsten to public radio, 
so this should be a good 
match for them." 



Commuter parking to be limited in March 



Shasta Kurtz 

Managing Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 11 - 
Student senat announced 
that commuters may strug- 
gle to find empty spots in 
parking lot 5 between 
Carrier and Nair Hall start- 
ing in mid March due to con- 
struction on the new dining 
center on campus. 

Student senate's dining 
committee announced that 
the construction crew for 
the new dining hall will 
have to temporarily place 
scaffolding on the road by 
Carrier. Traffic will be 



reduced to one way and 
some parking spaces will be 
occupied with building 
equipment. This change will 
take place during the first 
university break in March 
and may take up to two 
months to complete. To help 
students with locating avail- 
able parking spots, the uni- 
versity will offer free park- 
ing at the stadium and shut- 
tle services to and from the 
university. 

"[The construction 
crews] are going to try their 
best to make sure it won't be 
an inconvenience," said 
Mariah Yancey, the dining 



committee chairperson. 
In other business: senate 
announced that the follow- 
ing 18 registered student 
organizations (RSOs) will 
lose their status if they do 
not fill out their required 
paperwork by Feb. 29: 
ACLU, Alpha Kappa Delta 
Honor Society, Alpha Mu 
Gamma, Beacon of Lights, 
Becht/Ballentine, Biotech 
Club, CARE, Chess Club, 
Community Orchestra, Jazz 
Band, Music Marketing 
Association, National 

Marketing Association, 
National Broadcasting 
Society, Order of Omega, 



Percussion Ensemble, 

Society of Physics Students, 
Special Olympics, Students 
Together Against Rape and 
the Terra Club are in dan- 
ger of losing their university 
recognition. 

Senate also amended 
the 2008-2009 RSO Budget 
Packet and changed the pol- 
icy for RSOs who have 
recently attended at region- 
al or national conference or 
community service project. 

RSOs must now attend 
a senate meeting within two 
weeks to speak about their 
experience and file paper- 
work for senate to keep on 



tional $20.3 million in state 
authorized funding for a 
variety of special programs. 

"With more than 
110,000 students, the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education is the 
largest provider of higher 
education in the 

Commonwealth," said Kenn 
Marshall, Media Relations 
Manager for PASSHE. "The 
14 PASSHE universities 
offer degree and certificate 
programs in more than 120 
areas of study." 

The 14 state-owned uni- 



versities include 

Bloomsburg, California, 
Cheyney, Clarion, East 
Stroudsburg, Edinboro, 
Indiana, Kutztown, Lock 
Haven, Mansfield, 

Millersville, Shippensburg, 
Slippery Rock, and West 
Chester Universities of 
Pennsylvania. PASSHE also 
operates branch campuses 
in Clearfield, Freeport, Oil 
City and Punxsutawney and 
several regional centers, 
including the Dixon 
University Center in 
Harrisburg. 



Obama wins three primaries, 
MeCain triumphs in GOP contests 



AssooATED Press 

WASHINGTON (AP) - 
Barack Obama powered 
past Hillary Rodham 
Clinton in the race for 
Democratic convention 
delegates Tuesday on a 
night of triumph sweet- 
ened with outsized pri- 
mary victories in 
Maryland, Virginia and 
the District of Columbia. 

"Tonight we're on our 
way," Obama told cheering 
supporters in Madison, 
Wis. "But we know how 
mutsh further we -have to 
go," he sjid celebrating 
eight straight victories 
over Clinton, the former 
first lady now struggling 
in a race she once com- 
manded. 

The Associated Press 
count of delegates showed 
Obama with 1,210. Chnton 
had 1,188, falling behind 
for the first time since the 
campaign began. Neither 
was close to the 2,025 
needed to win the nomina- 
tion. 

His victories were by 
large margins, gaining 
about 76 percent of the 
vote in the nation's capital 
and nearly two-thirds in 
Virginia. In Mar>'land, he 
was winning close to 60 
percent. 

By contrast, Clinton 
was attempting to retool 
her campaign in the midst 
of a losing streak. Her 
deputy campaign manager 
resigned, the second high- 
level departure in as many 
days. 

Campaigning in 

Texas, where she hopes to 
triumph on March 4, she 
said she was looking 
ahead, not back. 

"Im tested, I'm ready. 
Now let's make it happen," 
she said. 

Bepublican front-run- 
ner John McCain won all 
three GOP primaries, 
adding to his insurmount- 
able lead in delegates for 
the Republican nomina- 
tion. He congratulated 



Mike Huckabee, his sole 
remaining major rival and 
a potential vice presiden- 
tial running mate, then 
turned his focus on the 
Democrats. 

"We know where 
either of their candidates 
will lead this country, and 
we dare not let them," he 
told supporters in 
Alexandria, Va. "They will 
paint a picture of the 
world m which America's 
mistakes are a greater 
threat to our security than 
the malevolent intentions 
of an enemy that despises 
us and ou< ideals." 

Interviews with voters 
leaving the polls showed 
Obama narrowly defeated 
Chnton among white vot- 
ers in Virginia, 52 percent 
to 47 percent, the first 
time he has done that in a 
Southern state and only 
the fourth time he has 
done 80 in a competitive 
primary this year, Clinton 
won the white vote by 10 
percentage points in 
Maryland. He won 90 per- 
cent of the black vote in 
Virginia and almost as 
much in Maryland. She 
won a majority of white 
women in both states, 
though by less than she is 
accustomed to. He won 
among white men in 
Virginia, and they split 
that vote in Maryland. 

Obama moved past 
Clinton in the delegate 
chase on the basis of the 
day's primaries and newly 
released results from last 
Saturday's Washington 
caucuses. Additional dele- 
gates still to be allocated 
from his new victories 
were certain to add to his 
lead. 

McCain's victory in 
Virginia was a relatively 
close one, the result of an 
outpouring of religious 
conservatives who backed 
Huckabee. 

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Swim teams defeat lUP in final match before PSACs 



Suzanne Schwerer 

ifatt Writer 

CLARION', I-Vh. 1 - The 
swimming and diving team 
came out on top this past 
w('('ki-nd in their hist ht)me 
meet of the season. 

The Goklen Eagles went 
up against lUP on Friday. 
The men's team finished 
with a score of 1.^5 points, 
heating lUP who came 
through with 80. Tht' 
women also defeated I UP 
with a score of 141-94. 

"It was nice to win our 
last meet of the season, 
especially since it was also 
senior night." said Denise 
Si mens. 

There were a numher of 
standout performances from 
the Eagles on Friday. For 
the men's team, the 200- 
>ard medley relay team of 
Mike Kerr, Rich Eckert. 
Ryan Thiel and AJ Claypool 
finished first. Dust in 
Fedunok finished first in the 




Kciyia Rubli, The Clarion Call 

The Clarion swim team is seen in action during their win over 
lUP on Friday, Feb. 1. The match was their final tuneup before 
the PSAC Championships which start February 21. 



lOOO-yard freestyle. 

Other first place finish- 
es for the men's team were 
Caret West in the 20()-yard 
freestyle, AJ Claypool in thi' 
50-yard freestyle. Andrew 
Soisson in the 4()()-yard IM 
and 20()-vard huttertlv. 



Thiel 111 the lOO-yard 
freestyle, and Mike Kerr in 
the lOO-yard hackstroke. 

"We all swam very well," 
said West. 

The women's team also 
had a niunher of first place 
finishes. The 200-vard med- 



'"y relay team of I.ori 
1-eitzingei'. Denise Himens, 
('ariss;i Wet/t'l and Kaitlin 
•InhnMin caiur m I'ir.-t phnc, 

OtliiT firsts for the 
women wire i^aura llerron 
in the lono-yard fivcstylc 
Leit/inger in the 2(KI-yard 
freestyle. (!ina Mattucci in 
the oO-yard IVei'style. 
Keht'cca lUirgess in the 4(HI- 
yard indi\idual niedlay, 
Cari^sa Wet/el lOO-vard 
hllttfl'llN. •Inhnsoii ill tlu' 
1 ()()■>;! 1(1 freestyle, and 
Leit/ini;rr iii tlir lOO-yard 
iiackstrokc. 

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swept all i'vent>. Top dixcis 
tor tile women were (iinn\ 
Saras Teagan Higgs, and 
Kayla Kt'losky and for the 
men wire James Kane and 
('la\' BnWi'iN. 

Tht' swimming and div- 
ing teams will now start get- 
ting ready for the PSAC 
Championships which start 
on FehruaiA 21. 



National 
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Linebacker's head Penn St. recruiting for now 



Genaro C. Armas 

Associoted Press 

ST.ATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) 

Penn State's latest 
recruiting class might he 
most notahle for one name 
missing from the list. 

Instead of announcing 
his college choice 

Wednesday, Jeannette High 
School quarterhack and 
uber-prospect Terrelle Pryor 
said in a nationally tele- 
vised news conference that 
he was still trying to decide 
between Ohio State, 
Michigan, Penn State and 
Oregon. 

For now. PSU's blue- 
and-white faithful will have 
to settle for a small recruit- 
ing class of 14 players head- 
lined by linebackers but 
light at needy spots like 
quarterback and wide 
receiver. With the coaching 
staff talking about moving 
to a spread-style offense 
next season, stockpiling 
such skill position players 
might be considered more 
important than usual. 

"Overall though, other 
than that, they did what 
they had to do," said Mark 
Brennan, the editor of 
FightonState.com, which 
covers Penn State recruit- 
ing. "At linebacker, they just 
keep stocking up." 



This is Linebacker U.. 
after all. 

Four-star prospects 
Mike Yancich from 
Washington. Pa.. Mike 
Zordich from Youngstown, 
Ohio and Michael Mauti of 
Mandeville, La., should 
replenish depth for years to 
come at a school that has 
boasted recent All- 
.Americans Dan Connor and 
Paul Posluszny. 

Rivals.com recruiting 
analyst Mike Farrell called 
Penn State's latest haul 
"one of the best linebacking 
classes in the country." 

Brandon Beachum. 
Zordich's teammate at 
Cardinal Mooney High 
School, is bringing his B- 
foot-l. 220-pound frame to 
Happy Valley to play run- 
ning back, though some 
analysts considered line- 
backer to be the four- star 
prospect's best position. 
Considered a bruising run- 
ner, Beachum will be added 
to a relatively inexperienced 
but promising tailback mix 
led by Evan Royster, who 
will be a .sophomore in the 
2008 season. 

The Nittany Lions did 
lose out on Michael Shaw, a 
speedy back from Ohio who 
dropped his verbal commit- 
ment to Penn State to sign 
with Big Ten archrival 



Michigan on Wednesday — 
the first day that recruits 
could sign letters-of-intent 
with the college of their 
choice. 

Penn State didn't have 
many scholarships available 
this year. Its class is ranked 
40th by Scout.com and 42nd 
by Rivals, and is generally 
rated behind Big Ten rivals 
Ohio State, Michigan. 
Illinois. Wisconsin and 
Minnesota. 

Since rankings are 
based on the quality ,uul 
quantity of recruits, "small 
classes never get ranked 
that high," Farrell said. 

Receiver .\.J. Price of 
Reston, Va., might have to 
add bulk to his 6-foot-4, 175- 
pound frame, though he has 
been timed at 4.5 seconds in 
the 40-yard dash. Getting 
Price was important for the 
future given that Penn 
State's current top three 
receivers — Derrick 
Williams, Deon Butler and 
Jordan Norwood — will all 
be seniors. 

"With the spread offense 
and using three or four 
wide, you need depth at 
wide receiver, and I'm not 
sure they necessarily got it." 
Brennan said. 

If the Nittany Lions 
don't land Pryor, they will 
have gone two seasons with- 



Continued from "SPY- 
GATE" on page 9. 

"If there is new informa- 
tion that is credible, new 
material that could be credi- 
ble that would help us," 
Goodell said, "yes, we'll look 
at it." 

"We've had people come 



to us over the last six 
months with material that 
we pursued and it didn't 
lead to anything." 

Walsh, who did not 
return phone messages and 
an e-mail from The 
Associated Press, reportedly 
videotaped the St. Louis 
Rams' walkthrough the day 



before the February 2002 
Super Bowl against New 
England. 

"The staffs are talking 
about making sure (Walsh) 
has the ability to talk and 
what information he might 
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which is unusual. Brennan 
said. That could sj)t'll trou- 
lile on the depth chart in 
future seasons. 

Of course, that could 
change if i'ryor pulls a last- 
minute surprise for Penn 
State — Ohio State and 
Michigan had lu-en consid- 
ered the front-runners. 

A dynamic athlete. 
Pryor could be groomed in 
Hai)py Valley to operate an 
offen.se similar to that run 
successfully by Michael 
Robinson for Penn State in 
2005. 

Coach Joe Paterno does- 
n't visit I'cei'uits on the road 
as much, but did travel to 
see Pryor last week. The 
quarterback has made unof- 
ficial jaunts to State College 
before, though he said 
Wednesday hi' now wants to 
take an official visit to 
Happy Vallu>'. 

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Pennsvlvania history to 
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Rendell proposed $518.8 million in funding 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 12 - Gov. 
Edward G. Rendell's pro- 
posed spending plan was 
recently presented to the 
General Assembly. 

The Pennsylvania State 
System of Higher Education 
(PASSHE) would receive 
almost $518.8 million in 
state authorized funding for 
the upcoming year under 
Gov. Rendell's proposed 
2008-09 Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania budget. 



According to a PASSHE 
news release "tuition at the 
14 PASSHE Universities is 
the lowest among all four- 
year colleges and universi- 
ties in the Commonwealth. 
Efforts to controls cost and 
improve operating efficiency 
have enabled PASSHE to 
keep annual tuition increas- 
es in each of the past three 
years to the rate of inflation 
or below." 

PASSHE Universities 
have been able to keep costs 
down while still being able 
to boost the quality in the 



programs they offer. 

According to President 
Jo.seph Grunenwald in his 
President's report at the 
recent faculty senate meet- 
ing. Clarion University 
received a 3 percent appro- 
priation increase in 
Rendell's proposed budget, 
which is higher than other 
.schools in the state. For 
example. Penn State, Pitt, 
Temple only received a 1.5 
percent increase. 

"Quality and affordabili- 
ty are the hallmarks of the 
Pennsylvania State System 



of Higher Education," said 
Chancellor Judy G. Hample. 
"The support we receive 
from the Commonwealth is 
essential to our being able to 
achieve that dual mission on 
behalf of our students." 

The Ciovernor's pro- 
posed spending plan 
includes a base appropria- 
tion of $498.5 million for 
daily operations to the 14 
state-owned universities. 
This is an increase of $14.5 
million over the current 
funding level. PASSHE 
would also receive an addi- 



WCUC expands program options 



Cameo Evans 

Stcitf Writer 

CLARION. Feb. 15 - 
Clarion University's campus 
radio station, WCUC-FM, 
expanded their program 
options last week when the 
station began broadcast the 
"The Saturday Night 
Brigade" from 6 a.m. to noon 
on Saturday's. 

"The Saturday Light 
Brigade" is broadcasting 
from the children's museum 
in Pittsburgh, which plays 
acoustic music and has fam- 
ily fun. This program is the 
longest running public radio 
programs in the LTnited 
States. 

"We are excited to be 
affiliated with The Saturday 
Light Brigade," said Bill 
Adams, assistant professor 
of mass media arts, journal- 
ism and communication 
studies and WCUC adviser. 
"It offers us an opportunity 
to build our audience." 

WCUC-FM (91.7) is a 
Federal Communication 
Commission (FCC) licensed 
station. It is classified as a 
non-commercial educational 
station by the FCC, mean- 
ing it does not accept paid 
advertising. The station can 
accept underwriting spon- 
sorship, but cannot 
announce prices for any 
product. It broadcasts 24 




Lenore Watson/T^e Clarion Call 

Clarion University introduced "The Saturday Light Brigade" last week, one of the longest running 
public radio programs in the history of the United States. 



hours a day. seven days a 
week and reaches nearly 40 
miles in any direction from 
Clarion. 

"I met with Bruce Exley, 
chief engineer for WCUC, 
and some of the radio sta- 
tion students," said Adams. 
"We listened to the program 
and agreed that it was a 
good idea to affiliate with it. 
Department chair Sue 
Hilton was also supportive 
and we decided to .sign on." 

The program originates 



from a digital studio using a 
hard drive which allows for 
the station to broadcast 24- 
7. 

The studio's computer, 
scheduling software allows 
for the programming of a 
daily schedule including 
music, public service 
announcements, promotion- 
al items and messages from 
underwriters. Format and 
educational opportunity are 
expected by Adams and is 
considered to be an addi- 



tional positive to the affilia- 
tion. 

"Our music is top 40, hit 
radio, classic rock, urban 
and alternative new rock," 
said Adams. "The Saturday 
Light Brigade music is dif- 
ferent, more in the style of 
public radio, with jazz and 
classical music. Many peo- 
ple in our area tell us that 
they listen to public radio, 
so this should be a good 
match for them." 



Commuter parking to be limited in March 



Shasta Kurtz 

.Managing Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 11 - 
Student senat announced 
that commuters may strug- 
gle to find empty spots in 
parking lot 5 between 
Carrier and Nair Hall start- 
ing in mid March due to con- 
struction on the new dining 
center on campus. 

Student senate's dining 
committee announced that 
the construction crew for 
the new dining hall will 
have to temporarily place 
scaffolding on the road by 
Carrier. Traffic will be 



reduced to one way and 
some parking spaces will be 
occupied with building 
equipment. This change will 
take place during the first 
university break in March 
and may take up to two 
months to complete. To help 
students with locating avail- 
able parking spots, the uni- 
versity will offer free park- 
ing at the stadium and shut- 
tle services to and from the 
university. 

"[The construction 

crews] are going to try their 
best to make sure it won't be 
an inconvenience," said 
Mariah Yancey, the dining 



committee chairperson. 
In other business: senate 
announced that the follow- 
ing 18 registered student 
organizations (RSOs) will 
lose their status if they do 
not fill out their required 
paperwork by Feb. 29: 
ACLU, Alpha Kappa Delta 
Honor Society. Alpha Mu 
Gamma, Beacon of Lights. 
Becht/Ballentine, Biotech 
Club, CARE, Chess Club, 
Community Orchestra, Jazz 
Band, Music Marketing 
Association, National 

Marketing Association. 
National Broadcasting 

Society, Order of Omega. 



Percussion Ensemble, 

Society of Physics Students. 
Special Olympics, Students 
Together Against Rape and 
the Terra Club are in dan- 
ger of losing their university 
recognition. 

Senate also amended 
the 2008-2009 RSO Budget 
Packet and changed the pol- 
icy for RSOs who have 
recently attended at region- 
al or national conference or 
community service project. 

RSOs must now attend 
a senate meeting within two 
weeks to speak about their 
experience and file paper- 
work for senate to keep on 



tional $20.3 million in state 
authorized funding for a 
variety of special programs. 

"With more than 
110,000 students. the 
Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education is the 
largest provider of higher 
education in the 

Commonwealth," said Kenn 
Marshall, Media Relations 
Manager for PASSHE. "The 
14 PASSHE universities 
offer degree and certificate 
programs in more than 120 
areas of study." 

The 14 state-owned uni- 



versities include 

Bloomsburg, California. 
Cheyney, Clarion. East 
Stroudsburg. Edinboro, 
Indiana, Kutztown. Lock 
Haven, Mansfield. 

Millersville, Shippensburg, 
Slippery Rock, and West 
Chester Universities of 
Pennsylvania. PASSHE also 
operates branch campuses 
in Clearfield, Freeport, Oil 
City and Punxsutawney and 
several regional centers, 
including the Dixon 
University Center in 
Harri.sburg. 



Obama wins three primaries, 
McCain triumphs in GOP contests 



Associated Press 

WASHINGTON (AP) ~ 
Barack Obama powered 
past Hillary Rodham 
Clinton in the race for 
Democratic convention 
delegates Tuesday on a 
night of triumph sweet- 
ened with outsized pri- 
mary victories in 
Maryland, Virginia and 
the District of Columbia. 

'Tonight we're on our 
way," Obama told cheering 
supporters in Madison, 
Wis. "But we know how 
much further we have to 
go," he s« id, celebrating 
eight straight victories 
over Clinton, the former 
first lady now struggling 
in a race she once com- 
manded. 

The Associated Press 
count of delegates showed 
Obamawith 1,210. Clinton 
had 1,188, falling behind 
for the first time since the 
campaign began. Neither 
was close to the 2,025 
needed to win the nomina- 
tion. 

His victories were by 
large margins, gaining 
about 75 percent of the 
vote in the nation's capital 
and nearly two-thirds in 
Virginia. In Maryland, he 
was winning close to 60 
percent. 

By contrast, Clinton 
was attempting to retool 
her campaign in the midst 
of a losing streak. Her 
deputy campaign manager 
resigned, the second high- 
level departure in as many 
days. 

Campaigning in 

Texas, where she hopes to 
triumph on March 4, she 
said she was looking 
ahead, not back. 

"I'm tested, I'm ready. 
Now let's make it happen," 
she said. 

Republican front-run- 
ner John McCain won all 
three GOP primaries, 
adding to his insurmount- 
able lead in delegates for 
the Republican nomina- 
tion. He congratulated 



Mike Huckabee, his sole 
remaining major rival and 
a potential vice presiden- 
tial running mate, then 
turned his focus on the 
Democrats. 

"We know where 
either of their candidates 
will lead this country, and 
we dare not let them," he 
told supporters in 
Alexandria, Va. "They will 
paint a picture of the 
world in which America's 
mistakes are a greater 
threat to our security than 
the malevolent intentions 
of an enemy that despises 
us and our ideals." 

Interviews with voters 
leaving the polls showed 
Obama narrowly defeated 
Clinton among white vot- 
ers in Virginia, 52 percent 
to 47 percent, the first 
time he has done that in a 
Southern state and only 
the fourth time he has 
done so in a competitive 
primary this year. Clinton 
won the white vote by 10 
percentage points in 
Maryland. He won 90 per- 
cent of the black vote in 
Virginia and almost as 
much in Maryland. She 
won a majority of white 
women in both states, 
though by less than she is 
accustomed to. He won 
among white men in 
Virginia, and they split 
that vote in Maryland. 

Obama moved past 
Clinton in the delegate 
chase on the basis of the 
day's primaries and newly 
released results from last 
Saturday's Washington 
caucuses. Additional dele- 
gates still to be allocated 
from his new victories 
were certain to add to his 
lead. 

McCain's victory in 
Virginia was a relatively 
close one, the result of an 
outpouring of religious 
conservatives who backed 
Huckabee. 

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RACE," page 2 



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Womens' basket- 
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John Doane 

Staff Writer 

C1^\RI0N. Feb. 11 -Senate 
addressed a budget issue 
concerning the new Student 
Lifecycle Management soft- 
ware that the university is 
purchasing to replace the 
old campus management 
software. 

According to President 
Joseph Grunenwald, the 
new software is over budget 



by about $500,000. 

Clarion University has 
been making payments on 
this software for the last six 
years and was one of five 
schools in the state to start 
making these payments 
early. 

Elisabeth Donato, 

Chairperson of faculty sen- 
ate, said that the last candi- 
date for Provost, Niranjan 
Pati, was on campus 
Monday and Tuesday and 



held an open forum on 
Monday. Other candidates 
included: Lynn Clarke, 
Valentine James, Lanny 
Janeksela and V.T. Shah. 

Patricia Kolencik, chair- 
person for faculty affairs, 
noted that the Faculty 
Author Seminar Series will 
host Miguel Olivas-Lujan on 
Feb. 20. 

In other business, facul- 
ty senate discussed 
Pennsylvania Governor Ed 



Rendell's proposed budget. 

In Grunenwald's report, 
he stated that Clarion 
University received a three 
percent appropriation 

increase in Rendell's pro- 
posed budget, which is high- 
er than other schools in the 
state. 

Penn State, the 
University of Pittsburgh 
and Temple University, for 
example, only received a 1.5 
percent increase. 




Flood in basement of Ballentine 



Ian Erickson 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 8 - A water 
leak caused significant 
flooding in the basement of 
Ballentine Hall after three 
inches of water filled the 
basement hallway, lounge, 
study room and kitchen. 

At approximately 12:45 
p.m. on Friday, students 
reported a loud noise com- 
ing from the Ballentine Hall 
basement. 

"I was on the first floor 
and someone told me that 
there was a problem in the 
basement. I went down- 
stairs and there was a mas- 
sive amount of water spray- 
ing out of a pipe," said first 



floor resident assistant Nate 
Lasher, a senior mass media 
arts and journalism and sec- 
ondary education English 
major. "Immediately after I 
saw this I called our general 
manager, Jess Sidener, and 
told her that there was a 
major problem in the 
Ballentine Hall basement." 

According to residents, 
there was an estimated 
three inches of water cover- 
ing the basement area. 

The cause of the leak 
has not been determined; 
however, Ballentine author- 
ities said there was a 
buildup of water pressure 
and a cap came off of one of 
the water pipes. 



Outcome of hearing private to public 



Brittnee Koebler 

News Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 13 - A 
student conduct hearing 
was held on Feb. 1 after 
freshman students, Ashley 
Super and Casey Perry 
made claims of discrimina- 
tion on the Clarion 
University campus. 

The hearing was closed 
to the public. 



Due to the fact that the 
hearing is part of the cam- 
pus judicial system, it is 
part of the students aca- 
demic record. 

Therefore, the results 
of the hearing are protect- 
ed under federal guide- 
lines that do not allow the 
results to be made public. 
Super declined to com- 
ment on the results of the 
hearing. 



"PRESIDENTIAL RACF' 
continued from page 1 . 

Virginia voters could vote in 
either primary in their 
state. In a twist, Huckabee 
was running slightly ahead 
of McCain among independ- 
ents, who cast about a fifth 
of the Republican votes 
there. 

There were 113 dele- 
gates at stake in the three 
GOP races. 

The AP count showed 
McCain with 789 delegates. 
Former Massachusetts Gov. 
Mitt Romney, who dropped 
out of the race last week, 
had 288. Huckabee had 241 
and Texas Rep. Ron Paul 
had 14. 

It takes 1,191 delegates 
to clinch the Republican 
nomination, and McCain 
appears to be on track to 
reach the target by late 
April. 

"Until someone gets 
that magic number, we still 
have an election process and 
there is no nominee," 
Huckabee said. "And once 
that happens, we've got a 
nominee, it's time to rally 
around him." 

The Democratic race 
was the definition of unset- 
tled, with Clinton surren- 
dering her long-held lead in 



delegates, having shed her 
campaign manager and lent 
her campaign $5 million in 
recent days, and facing 
defeats next week in 
Wisconsin and Hawaii. 

As the votes were count- 
ed in her latest setbacks, 
her deputy campaign man- 
ager stepped down. Mike 
Henry announced his depar- 
ture one day after Patti 
Solis Doyle was replaced as 
campaign manager with 
Maggie Williams, a long- 
time confidante of the for- 
mer first lady. 

Clinton hopes to 
respond with victories in 
Texas and Ohio on March 4. 
states where both candi- 
dates have already begun 
television advertising. 

Since last week's Super 
Tuesday contests in 22 
states, Obama had won a 
primary in Louisiana as 
well as caucuses in 
Nebraska, Washington and 
Maine, all of them by large 
margins. 

Obama has campaigned 
before huge crowds in recent 
days, and far outspent his 
rival on TV advertising in 
the states participating in 
the regional primary in 
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criminal investigations as conducted by 
Clarion University Public Safety for the 
month of February 2008. All information can 
be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/lo 
cation.shtml. 

■ Feb. 12, at 12:24 p.m., Public Safety apj)rnarhed a 
vehicle in Lot 3 and smelled the odor of tnaiijuano. 
Officers found a pipe and suspected marijunna. 
Charges are pending lab results. 

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the Gemmell Student Complex. Mollis refused to ^ive 
his name or identification. After walking away from 
officers and refusing to cooperate, Hollis was taken into 
custody by Public Safety, charged with disorderly ( on- 
duct, public drunkenness, underage consumption. 
resisting arrest and was arraigned before District 
Justice Miller. Hollis was released on unsecured hail of 
$1,000. 

■ Feb. 7, at 10 a.m., a known person damaged and 
removed a vehicle immobilizer from his vehicle m 
Reinhard Villages. Charges are pending completion of 
investigation. 

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Hall after a report of an unknown personCs) spit on the 
door knob of a resident's door. The incident is under 
investigation. 

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Segregation: we do it to ourselves 




Shasta Kurtz 

Managing editor 

Although it's 2008, 
America is still segregated. 
We may not have separate 
bathrooms, water coolers or 
restaurants, but society is 
still not generally accepting 
of people that are perceived 
as different and we have to 
create systems to define 
"minorities." 

In my e-mail, I got one 
of those annoying chain let- 
ters that constantly plague 
my inbox. There was one 
that was different and it 
made me smile a little and 
realize something impor- 
tant. 

There was a story of a 
mom who had to pick up one 
of her kid's friends up from 
a baseball game. She asked 
her son what the boy looked 
like and he replied that he 
was taller than he was, had 
black hair and that he was 
wearing the team's red uni- 
form shirt. After driving 
around the local ball field 
for 20 minutes and getting 
frustrated, her son finally 
pointed his friend out, wait- 
ing for them on the side- 
walk, waving happily. 

To the lady's surprise, 
her son forgot to tell her 
that his friend was black. It 



never occurred to him that 
skin color should be a defin- 
ing characteristic for some- 
one. When she asked him 
about it later he replied 
with a "So? Why does that 
matter?" 

That's the kind of 
America I want to be in. 
Because we strive so hard to 
be anti-racist, anti-homo- 
phobic and anti-sexist, we 
make people recognize dif- 
ferences that really aren't 
that important or different 
after all. Who cares what 
color someone's skin is? 
Who cares if a candidate is 
male or female? Who cares if 
someone is a member of the 
GLBT community? 

It really doesn't matter. 
What matters are the per- 
son's credentials and how 
the person treats the others 
around them. If they excel 
academically or if they fail 
half of their classes, that is 
what matters. If they think 
they're made to walk all 
over people, they're being 
rude and uncouth. If they 
think they have the right to 
scream half way down the 
street, they're not behaving 
the way they should. But, if 
someone would try to con- 
front them and they're 
white and the objectionable 
person is Hispanic, African 
American or Asian, the race 
card is pulled and they can 
shove all kinds of anti-racial 
legislation down throats 
faster than the person can 
ask them what happened to 



their manners. 

For one day, I would like 
to see every person in the 
world wake up and have the 
same skin tone. It could be 
white, black, or maybe even 
purple. Let's go with pur- 
ple, just to be different. I 
wonder what everyone 
would do. Racists wouldn't 
have any ridiculous, mali- 
cious remarks to make. 
Extreme affirmative action 
activists wouldn't have a 
reason to shove differences 
in people's faces. We would 
all be the same. Society 
would have to accept people 
just they way they are, 
regardless of skin color. 
That's how it should be. 

People are just people. 
People shouldn't have to 
rely on affirmative action to 
get their way. People 
shouldn't have to put up 
with jeers from others who 
can't understand their 
lifestyle. Women shouldn't 
have to be squished against 
the glass ceiling in the 
workplace just because they 
wear makeup and dresses. 

I want to know that if 
America is striving for equal 
opportunities for everyone, 
why do we have to mandate 
systems that arrange people 
into "minority" groups so we 
can achieve this so-called 
equality? Why can't people 
just suck it up and get over 
the fact that someone is dif- 
ferent from them? I don't 
care who you are. Everyone 
is different from me, and I 



think that is great. I'll still 
give you a smile in the hall- 
way regardless of what you 
look like. Accept the fact 
that people are different. 

Do I think it's fair that 
"minorities" get special 
perks? No. Women are 
women, men are men, white 
people are white and black 
people are black. Why do 
we have to have designated 
scholarships just because 
someone has a different skin 
color or is a woman? There's 
no reason for it. It's just 
another way of shoving dif- 
ferences in everyone's face. 

So here's what I want 
you to do. Stop being sub- 
jective of how others look 
and start being subjective of 
how they act. Actions are 
louder than words and in 
this case, race, gender or 
sexual preference too. Live 
by the golden rule; treat oth- 
ers as you want to be treat- 
ed. There are a million dif- 
ferent cultures out there, so 
start exploring and learning 
about them! You never 
know what you might find 
out. 

The world will never be 
truly equal, but at least can 
try to make the world, or 
just Clarion, a better place 
for tomorrow with our own 
efforts. 

The author is a junior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major and the managing 
editor of The Call 



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Give me words, give me bool<s, anything but numbers 



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Luke Hampton 

Call Contributor 



While growing up and 
going through high school 
math courses, I was the 
familiar voice in the back of 
the room bellowing, when 
are we ever going to use 
this? While I admit now, I 
do need to know how to mul- 
tiply, divide and calculate 
percentages. I use percent- 
ages when I calculate a tip. I 
multiply when trying to cal- 
culate my paycheck. I will 
be the first to admit that 
math is necessary for every- 
one, but at some point the 
math lesson needs to end for 
some of us. 

When I decided to major 
in journalism at Clarion 
University, I was excited 
that I would never have to 
take another math class 
again. I had always thought 
that once I sailed through 
the high school stuff, I 
would never have to open 
another math book again. 

My ignorance was recog- 



nized upon receiving my 
first college schedule. When* 
I saw the words, "basic alge- 
bra," my resentment toward 
college math classes re- 
appeared. Not all non math 
majors are required to take 
math classes, but for those 
who are, I feel it is unneces- 
sary. 

I tried to get past my 
issue, thinking there was 
nothing I could do about it. I 
went to my basic algebra 
class, which I found out 
wasn't even worth a credit, 
but I had to pass it to move 
on to the required math 
class. Being taught in this 
basic algebra class were the 
same concepts that were to 
be taught in high school 
algebra classes. If I already 
took high school algebra, 
passed and graduated, then 
why am I taking them again 
in college? 

After struggling 

through basic algebra in my 
first semester at Clarion, I 
found that I had failed the 
class, which was the first 



time I had ever failed a 
class. Feeling like a failure, 
I then had to take the class 
again. If I passed I'd still 
only to move on to another 
math class. At least the next 
one would actually count 
towards the required credits 
to graduate. 

I took the class the next 
semester, struggling again, 
but passed due to the over- 
whelming amount of extra 
credit I received, not 
because I'd finally learned 
something. Now in my sec- 
ond semester as a sopho- 
more, I am taking the math 
class to receive credit for my 
major. Again, I find myself 
in the same situation, strug- 
gling to wrap my brain 
around the concepts of inter- 
mediate algebra. 

Some may feel that I 
should get a tutor and shut 
up, others think that I am 
only complaining because 
I'm not good at math. 
However, if I liked math, I 
would have probably gone 
into a different major. 



For those who aren't 
math savvy, imagine being 
able to fill your schedule 
with more classes that could 
actually teach you some- 
thing dealing with your 
major. I know I would love 
to be able to take two more 
journalism classes in place 
of the two required math 
classes. Not to mention the 
information I learn in math 
classes totally escapes my 
head after studying for the 
test, and the information I'd 
gather by taking two more 
journalism classes I'd be 
able to retain. How is taking 
a math class where I forget 
what I learned in two days 
beneficial to me? 

I do not blame my math 
teachers for my difficulty in 
this subject, infact I give 
credit to those who attempt 
to teach students a subject 
that is so difficult. When it 
comes down to it, some peo- 
ple just do not have a brain 
that allows math to come 
easy to them. No matter 
how simple you make it. 



some students will just not 
get the concepts expected of 
tliem. 

To make matters worse, 
many of these required 
math classes are conducted 
in auditorium style classes. 
This learning environment 
is even more detrimental to 
an already struggling math 
student. In these classes, 
the material is taught with 
very little in depth explana- 
tions. It is almost as if the 
students are cattle, horded 
into a barn. When the 
farmer throws out the feed if 
the weaker cattle are left 
without food they eventual- 
ly die. In other words, if you 
do not understand the mate- 
rial being taught and every- 
one else in the 200 student 
classroom does, the teacher 
will move on. Some of the 
teachers see this issue and 
create office hours for the 
weaker students, but if 
someone doesn't understand 
math, even office hours can't 
help some students. 

These people who don't 



understand math are not 
dumb, infact they have the 
most creative, brilliant 
minds in other subjects. I 
know several people from 
the mass media arts and 
journalism department that 
can write the most fascinat- 
ing stories or produce the 
most interesting videos. Yet 
some of these same people 
have failed basic college 
math classes numerous 
times. 

Personally, I put aside 
important reading for class- 
es pertaining to my major to 
struggle for hours on math 
homework, which causes me 
to do poorly in classes for my 
major. Not to mention the 
emotional stress that goes 
along with trying to pass a 
class that they just don't 
understand. Give students 
in the health, finance, 
teaching and sciences math 
classes. Don't make those 
who do not need math for 
their major take these 
ridiculous classes. 



Political Column 

Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh say they just McCan't 




Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Just last week after 
Mitt Romney backed out of 
the presidential race it 
became apparent that mod- 
ern day Republicans have 
moved to prefer someone 
with a more Marxist cen- 
tered philosophy as their 
choice for a presidential can- 
didate. Arizona Senator 
John McCain, former 
Molotov cocktail throwing 
Communist, is up to his old 
(and by old, I mean about 
seventy-two years) tactics... 
again. He is running for 



president... again. 

But this time McCain is 
the captain truly in charge 
of his Straight Talk Express 
and he plans on driving it 
right through the heart of 
Conservativille, USA. Of 
course, many folks have 
always thought of McCain 
as a more moderate and 
approachable kind of candi- 
date. He really seemed as 
though he was just a friend- 
ly Werther's Original grand- 
father kind of fellow. But 
this just shows our typical 
American ignorance, just 
ask Anne Coulter or Rush 
Limbaugh. 

In the last few weeks 
conservative radio and TV 
hosts have expressed more 
anger than ACLU lawyers 
defending a Westboro 
Baptist Church protest in 



order to convince their audi- 
ence to rally against John 
McCain. Rush Limbaugh, 
Anne Coulter and Glenn 
Beck are among the more 
well known pundits who 
have been vocal opponents 
of McCain. But perhaps it 
was Anne Coulter who stole 
the limelight when she stat- 
ed that she would not only 
vote for Hillary Clinton if 
the presidential race were 
to come down to Clinton and 
McCain, but would even 
campaign on behalf of 
Hillary. 

There are very few 
events outside of taking 
massive amounts of psyche- 
delic drugs and listening to 
the White Album backwards 
that could make my Hfe as 
enthralling as seeing Anne 
Coulter campaign for 



Hillary Clinton. The first is 
the Buffalo Bills winning a 
Superbowl; the second is the 
complete abolishment of 
emo music; and finally, the 
third is (again) the complete 
abolishment of emo music. 
Since the Bills had four 
chances to win a Superbowl 
and could not close the deal, 
they leave me with confi- 
dence that this event will 
probably not happen any 
time soon. 

And since the complete 
abolishment of emo music 
(listed twice for emphasis) is 
highly unlikely due to its 
unfortunate influence on 
our musical culture and 
lifestyles of middle class 
America; it will be annoying 
me for years to come. This 
leaves me with only one real 
chance to find my state of 



nirvana without the use of 
psychedelic drugs and a 
record player. But is it real- 
ly worth the risk of having 
Hillary and McCain as our 
two front running candi- 
dates? Well, probably not. 

Although Hillary has 
been a vocal critic of the war 
in Iraq, she has trouble 
admitting to her fellow 
Democrats that her war 
vote was a mistake. And. 
John McCain says that we 
will be in Iraq for one hun- 
dred years if he has his way. 
Also, they have very similar 
views on immigration poli- 
cy, which is pretty much to 
allow all illegal immigrants 
to fiesta and siesta wherev- 
er +hey want within our 
country. With these two 
issues dominating the 
upcoming election, it would 



seem as though these candi- 
dates have a little more in 
common than originally 
thought. So what is it about 
Hillary that makes her so 
much more lovable than 
McCain for these 

Republicans? 

Perhaps it is that they 
need something to complain 
about because of the last 
eight years of complete and 
utter failure, resulting in 
plummeting ratings. Looks 
like they could use a big 
saggy hip target like 
Hillary. At least they have 
their ammo all ready to go. 
After all. the Clintons are 
open game all year round, 
and McCain only comes 
around once every four 
vears. 



4 February 1 4, 2008 



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PPRI seeks to help pregnant and parenting students 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

Class schedules are hec- 
tic. Tests and papers are 
frustrating. Finals are 
fierce. Now imagine classes, 
tests, papers and finals plus 
a child. 

How do pregnant and 
parenting students manage 
everything? The Pregnancy 
and Parenting Resources 
Initiative (PPRI) is working 
to lighten the load for stu- 
dents dealing with classes 
and a child here at Clarion. 

PPRI is a collaborative 
effort among various groups 
on campus. Students for 
Life, Feminist Majority 
Leadership Alliance 

(FMLA), Women United and 
the Department of Women's 
Studies began the initiative 
on campus. Despite the dif- 
ferences of views from group 
to group, the groups worked 
together to find a common 
ground. 

"It seemed that every- 
one could agree that we 
should do all that we can to 
help pregnant and parent- 
ing students," said faculty 
chair Dr. Thomas Rourke, 
associate professor of politi- 
cal science. 

In order to assess the 
needs of pregnant and par- 
enting students, the groups 
enlisted the help of 
Feminists for Life (FFL). 
According to Rourke, FFL 



has assisted schools such as 
Harvard and Georgetown to 
form support for students 
with children. 

"Areas we're exploring 
include childcare, advising 
services, parenting mentors, 
peer networking, communi- 
ty services and housing," 
said Dr. Deborah Burghardt 
of the Women's Studies 
department. 

Burghardt got involved 
in PPRI through her posi- 
tion as director of women's 
studies and her involvement 
in the organization Women 
United. 

"I love the spirit of com- 
munity that has come out," 
said Burghardt. "Faculty, 
students and staff are com- 
ing together. Keeling Health 
Center, student organiza- 
tions and President 
Grunenwald are supporting 
the initiative as well." 

One component of the 
program will offer educa- 
tional programs to young 
parents on campus. 
Programs will include topics 
like what it takes to be a 
parent, assistance pro- 
grams, housing and rights 
as parent/student. 

According to the vice 
president of Students for 
Life, Steven McNulty, the 
purpose of PPRI is to design 
a plan for students dealing 
with pregnancy or parent- 
ing. 

McNulty, a junior histo- 



Ask Doctor Eagle 



Rachael Franklin 

Call Contributor 

What happens right after you con- 
sume alcohol and does it have any long 
term effects? 



H Sincerely, 



Curious Mind 




A Right after 
^ someone 
has had a 
§ few drinks, 
alcohol can 
make you 
feel sleepy, less coordinat- 
ed and slower to react to 
things and may also cause 
your brain to feel foggy 
and make you think and 
see differently. 

This is because alcohol 
is a type of drug known as 
a depressant that slows 
down your central nervous 
system. 

You might see in 
movies or hear stories 
about people throwing up 
after drinking a lot of alco- 
hol. That happens when a 
person drinks more alcohol 
at one time than his or her 
body can process, and 
because alcohol has toxins 
in it that make us feel sick 
(and usually, that sickness 
lasts until the next day, 
otherwise known as a 
"hangover"). 



Over the long haul, 
years of drinking too much 
alcohol can really hurt 
your body. For instance 
you could get any of the 
following: 

■ Stomach and intestine 
problems 

■ Liver damage 

■ Weight gain 

■ Nerve and muscle 
damage 

■ Heart problems 

■ Brain damage (Alcohol 
is very bad for your brain, 
and can cause everything 
from blackouts to perma- 
nent loss of brain functions 
and memory.) 

■ Cancer (Long term 
drinking has been linked 
to cancer of the throat, 
mouth, liver, esophagus 
and larynx.) 

Drinking alcohol can 
also lead to emotional and 
psychological problems 
like sadness, depression, 
and even hallucinations 
(seeing and hearing things 
that are not real). 



Dr. Eagle is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at s_rafranklin@clarion.edu. 



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ry major, said that PPRI 
wants to make the concerns 
of parents on campus heard. 
The initiative will seek to 
take better care of students 
raising children and taking 
classes. 

The services PPRI plans 
to offer include child care, 
transportation and educa- 
tional programs. PPRI also 
plans to work on attendance 
policies for pregnant and 
parenting students. 

"[If you have a child] you 
will probably miss more 
than three days of classes," 
said sophomore psychology 
Bonita Mullen. 

Mullen has been work- 
ing with the development of 
PPRI since its start. She 
knows the struggles of class- 
es and a child firsthand. 
Mullen has a three year old 
son named Devin. 

Mullen was hit by a 
drunk driver in 2006. Before 
the accident and coming to 
Clarion, Mullen drove a bus 
and attended Delaware 
Technical Community 

College. After the accident 
and the injuries Mullen sus- 
tained, she was no longer 
able to drive a school bus. 

"I needed to have some- 
thing to fall back on for my 
son and I," said Mullen. 

After doing some 
research, Mullen felt 




Clarion was the best choice 
for her and her son. By the 
spring of 2007, Mullen start- 
ed classes. 

"A lot of girls don't know 
what to do when they get 
pregnant," said Mullen. "So 
they go home and give up. I 
want to show them that 
they [don't have to]." 

PPRI wants to provide 
the support and encourage- 
ment that pregnant and 
parenting students need to 
successfully complete thier 



college degree. 

"Even though every stu- 
dent does not have kids or is 
not planning to anytime 
soon, PPRI can still inform 
students on certain issues," 
said Tiona Williams of 
Women United. 

A forum to further dis- 
cuss the development of 
PPRI will be held on April 
16 from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. in 
Level A of the Carlson 
Library. Sally Winn of FFL 
will be directing the forum. 



Sean f^ontgomery / The Clarion Call 

Childcare will be provided 
to parents who attend the 
event. There is no charge 
and refreshments will be 
provided. 

"The goal is to underline 
the special needs of preg- 
nant and parenting stu- 
dents, bring everyone 
together in a position to 
help, create specific action 
items and to redo the forum 
every couple of years to 
steadily improve services," 
said Rourke. 



"What next" program hopes to help 
students prepare for life after college 



Nicole Armstrong 

Staff Writer 



With the end of the 
spring semester looming 
ahead, many seniors are 
beginning the stressful 
process toward graduation. 
But with resumes, financial 
concerns and job interviews 
to think about, how can 
Clarion graduates get it all 
together? 

Clarion University's 
Advising and Counseling 
Services are offering a free 
workshop, entitled "What 
Do I Do Next?," to students 
interested in learning how 
to successfully move for- 
ward with their profession- 
al life. 

Trudi Tedjeske of 
Advising Services and Kay 
King of Counseling Services 
are preparing three one 
hour sessions that will 
focus on networking, tar- 
geting jobs, financial con- 
cerns and how to cope with 
leaving college to start a 
new chapter in life. 

Tedjeske and King 
joined together to create 
this workshop after they 



realized that students were 
having difficulty planning 
what to do after graduation. 

"When working with 
seniors, we've found that 
they start to panic once 
they begin planning for life 
after graduation. Their 
main concerns tend to be 
money, their grade point 
average and concern about 
finding jobs in their field, so 
that's what we want to 
focus on," Tedjeske said. 

This workshop will con- 
sist of three sessions on 
Feb. 20, 27 and March 5, 
and will run from 7 p.m. 
until 8:30 p.m. All three 
sessions are not mandatory, 
but recommended. 

The first session starts 
out by discussing an 
overview of the workshop 
and potential goals and 
objectives. 

Packets will be given to 
each student in the first 
session that includes infor- 
mation and Web sites used 
to assist students after 
graduating, such as E- 
Discover and Career 
Services on campus. 

"We really wanted to 
individualize the students 



in this workshop by giving 
them packets with step-by- 
step tasks that will prepare 
them for life after gradua- 
tion," said King. 

These packets will help 
students learn how to set 
priorities, objectives and 
goals. It will teach gradu- 
ates how to take different 
majors and point out some 
optional careers in those 
majors. Also included will 
be information on how to 
make contacts. 

During the second ses- 
sion, there will be a panel of 
Clarion University Alumni 
students that will present 
their experiences after 
graduation. This panel will 
include a graduate who 
stayed in the Clarion area, 
a graduate who moved 
away from the area, one 
who went to graduate 
school and one who moved 
away from the area and has 
returned. 

The final session will 
discuss networking, con- 
tacts and individual plan- 
ners. They will also be dis- 
cussing helpful options that 



are offered by campus' 
career services. 

Throughout these three 
sessions, other helpful 
ideas will be provided, such 
as how to dress appropri- 
ately for interviews and 
how to cope with starting 
something new. 

"We also want to dis- 
cuss how to cope when leav- 
ing the familiar. I've found 
that students are nervous 
about leaving what they 
know and starting over 
again," said King. 

King and Tedjeske also 
plan to discuss the fear of 
failure found in many grad- 
uates. 

"People seem to think 
that they can have it all 
now. But life doesn't really 
work that way, it builds. By 
discussing these things, we 
hope to help people realize 
that the progression of suc- 
cess is a step-by-step 
process," King said. 

The sessions will be 
located at The Health and 
Sciences Service Building 
on Main Street in down- 
town Clarion. 



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Richard Bubir) to Clarion University Feb. 7. He worked with a 
large block of ice to sculpt an eagle formation with "UAB 2008" 
on the base. With the additional pieces of ice, he made things 
like bracelets and halos for audience members. 







K.J. Wetter 

Stciff Vv'riter 

"I've always acted out 
and was constantly making 
jokes as a kid," senior the- 
atre major Andrew Roos 
said. "I've been entertaining 
people for this much of my 
life; I might as well do it for 
a living." 

Roos is working on 
making that dream a reali- 
ty. He was recently recog- 
nized as Student Leader for 
his work with the National 



Critics Institute during the 
Region II Kennedy Center 
American College Theatre 
Festival (KCACTF). The 
event took place Jan. 2-6 at 
Carnegie Mellon University. 

With a concentration in 
acting, his work with the 
National Critics Institution 
was not something he was 
familiar with. Roos got a 
break from being on stage 
and was able to participate 
in the audience as a critic. 

"The best part of the fes- 
tival for me was watching 



Andrew Roos 



the plays and going back 
and discussing them with 
people who knew what they 
were talking about," Roos 
said. "I learned a lot about 
what critics actually do. It's 
a lot more than thumbs up 
or thumbs down." 

Roos' interest in theatre 
began in high school. He 
started by participating in 
fall plays and spring musi- 
cals during his sophomore 
year at Mars High School 
and participated until he 
graduated. It became much 



more serious for him, how- 
ever, whenever he entered 
college. 

"Theatre was fun in 
high school," Roos said. "But 
it melted into the realiza- 
tion that this is what I'm 
doing with the rest of my life 
when I came to Clarion." 

Roos found out about 
Clarion University through 
a brochure when the Office 
of Admissions visited his 
high school. He looked into 
other colleges, such as Point 
Park University, but did not 
like the atmosphere. After a 
short visit to Clarion 
University, Roos made his 
decision. 

"Clarion seemed more 
well-rounded," Roos said. "I, 
felt more at home." 

In his three and a half 
years at Clarion University, 
Roos has been involved in 
many of the productions 
that were performed on 
campus. His debut play was 
the "Triangle Factory Fire 
Project" in April 2006 where 
he was multicast. His next 
big role came in Nov. 2006 
in "Macbeth" and last 
semester he was in "La 
Ronde." Roos also tried 
something different when 
he sat in the director's chair 
for the production of "Play- 
in-a-Day." 

"There has always been 



a directors' side in me," Roos 
said. 

When Roos isn't busy 
entertaining, he can be 
found hanging out with his 
friends. He has numerous 
friends inside the theatre 
world and out. 

"I think it's important to 
have both," Roos said. "It 
makes everything much 
more relaxing and not all 
hectic." 

With graduation 

months away, Roos' life may 
seem a little hectic right 
now. He plans to move out 
west to find work. 

"I would like to move to 
Los Angeles to work on 
movies," Roos said. "But I'm 
not going to completely rule 
out grad school either." 

Surprisingly, Roos' 
dream job isn't on stage. It's 
behind the scenes. 

"I'd love to write for a 
comedy show," Roos said. 
"Acting out and saying 
funny things gives me a 
good feeling but whenever 
people react to the things 
that I wrote, that is a much 
more intense feeling." 

So where does Roos get 
his inspiration to act out? 
Dustin Hoffman, Dean 
Martin and Steven 
Spielberg are among his 
biggest influences. 

"I love the old-time 



movies, but Spielberg is my 
biggest theatrical inspira- 
tion," Roos said. 

So it should come as no 
surprise that "Jurassic 
Park" is one of his top three 
favorite movies. "Garden 
State," staring Zach Braff, 
tops his list and the 
"Batman" movie staring 
Michael Keaton falls in at 
number three. 

"'Garden State' is all- 
around done very well," 
Roos said. "I've liked 
'Batman' and Jurassic Park 
ever since I was a kid. 
They've always got me excit- 
ed." 

With his broad tastes in 
movies and plays, Roos has 
also dabbled in the art of 
playwriting. 

"My biggest accomplish- 
ment is that I recently just 
finished a play," Roos said. 
"I plan to keep adding on to 
it." 

To add on to his list of 
achievements, Roos is per- 
forming in the upcoming 
production of 'Tommy." His 
numerous accomplishments 
before even graduating col- 
lege has given Roos reason 
to be satisfied with his life. 

"I'm pretty happy where 
my life has taken me," Roos 
said. 



ASIA aims to educate and integrate students of all nationalities 



Luke Hampton 

Stuff Writer 

While enrolled in college 
some students join organi- 
zations pertaining to their 
major. Other students look 
to intramural sport organi- 
zations to meet and compete 
against friends. No matter 
the purpose of the group, 
most have a common goal of 
making college life a little 
more fun and easier for stu- 
dents. 

Clarion University 

offers a group designated to 
help Asian exchange stu- 
dents adapt to the American 
lifestyle. This group is called 
Asian Students Integrated 
Association (ASIA). 

"We want to help inter- 
national students adapt," 
said Sam Morrison, a sopho- 
more English major and 
public relations officer for 
ASIA. 



Morrison said that often 
students who come to 
America from Asia looking 
to experience American col- 
lege life and culture end up 
missing out on a great expe- 
rience. She feels one of the 
contributors to this is 
because Asians often stick 
to hanging out with their 
own Asian group. This pre- 
vents them from getting to 
know American students 
and the American culture. 

"We want to help Asian 
students get the best experi- 
ence out of college." said 
Morrison. 

To help these students 
achieve this, ASIA brings 
American and Asian stu- 
dents together in a relaxed 
setting. At meetings Asian 
students have a place to 
practice and improve their 
English speaking skills. 
They are given the chance to 
meet and make friends with 
students who are not of 



Asian descent. The group's 
environment gives them a 
chance they may have been 
too shy to take outside of the 
group. 

"It keeps them from 
being isolated," Morrison 
said. 

Morrison urges Asian stu- 
dents to integrate and meet 
American students. 

"I don't see a point in 
coming to America if you're 
going to stay in your own 
group of Asian friends," she 
said. 

The organization is fair- 
ly new on campus, but 
Morrison believes that the 
group has helped those who 
have been active. Through 
ASIA, Americans have met 
Asians and Asians have met 
Americans. 

Morrison said that last 
year the group only had five 
or six members. This year it 
has grown to roughly 15 
people in membership. Half 



the group is made up of 
Americans. Morrison 

believes these members 
come to learn and discover 
as much as they can about 
Asian cultures. 

Aside from meetings, 
the organization has held 
activities to help educate 
not only Clarion students, 
but people of the town about 
Asian cultures. 

Recently the group held 
a fashion show where mem- 
bers wore traditional Asiau 
attire. Today, the group is 
hosting a "Shot at Love" 
dance in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room. 

Last spring the group 
teamed up with the interna- 
tional office in a trip to 
Washington D.C. 

"Students liked it, they 
got to see the capital and all 
the landmarks," Morrison 
said. Another trip is being 
planned. 

Rogers J. Laugand III, 



director of Clarion 
University Minority 

Student Services and advis- 
er of the group feels stu- 
dents should join ASIA to 
learn about a culture that is 
different to their own. 

'This particular culture 
is often lost in the discus- 
sion because it is overshad- 
owed by the African 
American and Hispanic cul- 
tures," Laugand said. 

The group welcomes any 
"and all participants. 
Morrison got involved in the 
group after being invited by 
her roommate to attend one 
of the meetings. 

"I have met a lot of peo- 
ple from different coun- 
tries," Morrison said. 

She said the group has a 
lot of fun and jokes around. 

"We encourage interna- 
tional students not to be 
shy," she said. 

ASIA meets every 
Thursday at 7:15 p.m. in 



Organizcition 
Spollighl 



Founders Hall. Morrison 
said the meetings usually 
consist of business, followed 
by socialization between 
members. At a recent meet- 
ing they had pizza and 
games. 

If not for any other rea- 
son, Morrison urges stu- 
dents to come out and try 
out the group because "it's a 
great way to make your 
experience in college bet- 
ter." 



Kids find warm hearts at Allentown's "The Caring Place" 



Kathy Lauer-Williams 

Associated Press 

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) - 
As a caseworker for the 
Allentown Housing 

Authority, Mary Griffin saw 
a lot, but nothing prepared 
her for the little 6-year-old 
girl who wanted to kill her- 
self. 

The child, whose mother 
was a prostitute, was regu- 
larly ousted from her bed in 
the middle of the night so 
her mother could "work." 

"It was the most heart- 
breaking thing," Griffin 
said. 'This little girl hadn't 
even lived yet." 

All Griffin could do was 
give the child a doll to hold 
in the middle of the night to 
remind her someone cared 
about her. 

But the image of the 
neglected child stayed with 
her, and not long after. 
Griffin said, God called her 
to create a place where chil- 
dren could be loved and 
learn in a safe environment. 

Since 1996, that place — 
The Caring Place Youth 
Development Center in 
Allentown — has served 
more than 500 children a 
year, while operating on a 
shoestring budget. 

"This is my mission," 
said Griffin, a strong, but 



soft-spoken woman who 
runs The Caring Place as a 
full-time volunteer. "I know 
this is what I'm supposed to 
be doing." 

Recently Griffin's story 
of making a difference "one 
child at a time" reached a 
national audience when she 
was featured in the 
February issue of Family 
Circle magazine. 

When she quit her job as 
a caseworker to open the 
Caring Place in the base- 
ment of an Allentown 
church, her family was a bit 
shocked. Griffin said. 

"I had a new baby and I 
needed a new car," she said. 
"They thought I was crazy 
because we cashed in every- 
thing to start this." 

Griffin, who grew up 
outside Emmaus across the 
street from a farm, where 
she chased chickens and 
learned to milk a cow. went 
from stoop to stoop in down- 
town Allentown talking to 
* residents and asking them 
what their children needed. 

"I needed to be invited 
in." she said. "You can't 
force this on people by say- 
ing This is what you need.'" 

The Caring Place 
opened with 12 children. It 
offered tutoring, a choir and 
a food bank. 

Within six months, it 
outgrew its space. Griffin 



found a vacant building 
elsewhere in the city. 

Relying on grants and 
donations. Griffin started 
an afternoon program that 
includes tutoring, mentor- 
ing, piano lessons, science 
lab, history lessons and a 
computer lab. 

The 30 to 40 children 
who come daily get hugs as 
soon as they walk in the 
door. A colorful mural with 
the words "The road to suc- 
cess leads uphill" adorns 
one wall, and a mirror sur- 
rounded by signed photos of 
famous people, such as 
Colin Powell, Denzel 
Washington. Oprah Winfrey 
and Paul Newman, fills the 
other. 

Griffin, who has outfit- 
ted the entire space frugally 
from auctions and yard 
sales, said that while the 
carpet may be stained, the 
kids know she is doing her 
best. 

She started serving hot 
food after school when she 
realized the snacks she had 
been giving the children 
were sometimes their 
evening meal. Food for the 
meals is the center's most 
pressing need, she said. On 
slimmer days, soup is 
served. 

"They will never have a 
hungr\- day." Griffin said. "I 
think we know a hundred 



different ways to make ham- 
burger." 

Although she's barely 
able to pay rent on the 
building. Griffin said she 
was called by God to add a 
health clinic on the fourth 
floor after seeing children 
with infected cuts and 
fevers. 

The clinic at The Caring 
Place, operated by volun- 
teers from Lehigh Valley 
Hospital, is like a doctor's 
office "with a lot of love," 
Griffin said. 

The main focus of the 
center is academics. After 
school, children do home- 
work, get tutored or work on 
computers, something many 
don't have at home. 

"We strongly urge them 
to get an education," Griffin 
said. "Without it, they can't 
go anywhere. The days of 
Mack Trucks and 

Bethlehem Steel, where you 
could get a good paying job 
with no education, are 
gone." 

Griffin also enforces 
manners and respect at the 
center. Boys must open the 
doors for the girls and 
remove their hats once 
inside. 

"It's like Grandma's 
house," Griffin said. "We 
love you, but you must 
behave." 

Discipline is needed 



infrequently, because the 
children "know we respect 
them," Griffin said. 

Occasionally, a child 
may be asked to leave but 
the door is always left open 
for them to come back. 

"And I'm sometimes 
shocked, because they do," 
Griffin said. 

Griffin also started an 
entrepreneurship program 
in which children learn how 
to run a business by operat- 
ing an attached cafe that 
serves sandwiches and cof- 
fee. All the proceeds go back 
into the program. 

Griffin is proud that 
many of "her kids" go on to 
college. 

Among them was 
Tyrone Riddick, who went 
through the center's men- 
toring program. Riddick 
said The Caring Place gave 
him guidance and a positive 
influence. After graduating 
from Howard University, he 
returned and works as the 
center's program coordina- 
tor. 

"I want to show these 
kids how to reach their full 
potential," Riddick said. 
"With the right guidance, 
they can follow their dreams 
like I did." 

The center is now run by 
four full-time and two part- 
time employees as well as 
20-25 volunteers, many of 



whom are parents and kids 
who have graduated from 
the program. Griffin contin- 
ues to be a full-time volun- 
teer and the center still 
struggles financially. 

"Some months are shm- 
mer than others," she said. 
"It may not seem like we 
have a lot, but we have more 
than we had last year. All I 
ask is we continue to grow." 

During the 12 years she 
has run the center, her two 
children have grown and 
her family has weathered 
the financial strain. 

"I'm not here to accumu- 
late stuff," she said. "I'm 
here to do this job and God 
takes care of us. There's no 
other way to explain it." 

Sometimes, however, 
she gets discouraged, partic- 
ularly when something 
breaks and she has to pick 
up a hammer or wrench her- 
self to fix it. 

'This is hard," Griffin 
said. "Sometimes I quit. But 
in the morning when the 
sun comes up, I'm back." 

She hopes the national 
exposure will inspire others 
to start their own centers. 

"I thank God for the 
opportunity," she said. 
"Getting us out there helps 
us get better." 



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Sharon Orie 

Staff Wriftr 

Gary Greenberg, the art 
department chair, has a dis- 
play of his work in the 
Kauffman Gallery at 
Shippensburg University. 
His work will be featured 
there from January 28 to 
February 15, 2008. 

Greenberg was destined 
for art. His parents, who 
were artists, met at the Art 
Institute in Chicago. Along 
with having good teachers 
in high school, he knew art 
was his passion. His area of 
expertise is in ceramics. He 
became interested in this 
particular area of art in jun- 
ior high. 

"Art was the only thing 
in school I didn't get sent to 
the principal's office for," he 
said. In 1975 he graduated 
from Northern Illinois 
University with a BFA in 
ceramics. Seven years later 
he graduated with an MFA 
in ceramics from Arizona 
State University. 

After he had teaching 
jobs at Northern Iowa 
University and William 
Woods University in 
Missouri, he came to work 
for Clarion University in 
1992 as an assistant profes- 
sor. He is now the art 
department chair. 

Dr. Greenberg has three 
series of work, which consist 
of mugs, urns, and "installa- 
tionettes", a word he made 



up to describe his work. The 
first of the series is mugs. 
The theme he used the most 
when creating the mugs was 
religion. He brought out his 
own experiences with his 
religious background (his 
father was a Jew and his 
mother was a Swedish 
Lutheran). 

The second of the series 
is urns. That is right, urns. 
The vessels used to put the 
ashes of loved one in. 
Creepy? At first the thought 
is a bit outlandish, but then 
the creativity and originali- 
ty of the pieces changes the 
thought. 

"Urns represent the 
ultimate application of utili- 
tarian ceramic vessels," he 
explains about why he 
makes urns. 

The urns Dr. Greenberg 
makes do not look like the 
traditional urns people have 
seen. Some of the urns he 
makes have eight balls with 
four bones sticking out like 
an 'X'; while a skull with a 
hat that looks like Mickey 
Mouse ears sits on top of the 
eight ball. Not exactly a 
typical urn found at a funer- 
al home is it? 

"The phrase, "behind 
the 8-bair' has a strong 
metaphorical significance 
and the skull is the vessel 
which contains everything," 
he said of his choices of the 
use of eight balls and skulls 
in his work. 

The final stage of the 
three part series is 



'Installationettes'. These 
are pieces of art that were 
faux-foil-fired, earthenware 
and steel. 

'Traditional Foil-Firing 
and Faux-FoilFiring, a 
related, less immediate and 
complicated process, both 
initially deriving from the 
culinary technique of cook- 
ing chicken wrapped in clay, 
allow the production objects 
with similar, pseudo-anti- 
quarian aspects," he 
explained. 

His pieces surprising do 
not take as long as expected. 
Most of his work takes less 
than ten days. Sometimes a 
couple of weeks, it all 
depend on how much time 
he can devote to a particular 
project. 

His work will be on dis- 
play until Friday February 
15. There will be a gallery 
talk/reception on Thursday 
February 14 at 3:30-4:30 in 
the Kauffman Gallery at 
Shippensburg University in 
Shippensburg, PA. Don't 
miss this chance to see some 
amazing and creative work 
done by one of Clarion's 
finest professors. 

Even if you can't make it 
to Shippensburg to take a 
peek at Dr. Greenberg's 
many masterpieces, check 
out his work here on the 
campus. 

Support Dr. Greenburg 
as he shines a strong light 
on the Clarion art depart- 
ment. 



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Aretha Franklin has spat with Beyonce 



Associated Press 

When Aretha Franklin 
is unhappy, she does not 
mince words. 

On Tuesday, the long- 
time Queen of Soul 
slammed Beyonce Knowles' 
intro to Tina Turner at 
Sunday's Grammy Awards, 
in which Knowles called 
Turner, not Franklin, "the 
queen." 

"I am not sure of whose 
toes I may have stepped on 
or whose ego I may have 
bruised between the 
Grammy writers and 
Beyonce," Franklin said in a 
statement issued by her 
publicist. "However, I dis- 
missed it as a cheap shot for 



controversy." 

E-mails to Knowles' 
publicist Yvette Noel-Schure 
and, calls and e-mails to 
Recording Academy spokes- 
women Jaime Sarachit and 
Barb Deghan were not 
immediately returned. 

In the first few seconds 
of Knowles' intro to Turner's 
performance, she name- 
dropped Franklin and a long 
list of famed female singers. 

Then the "Crazy in 
Love" chanteuse focused on 
Turner. 

"There is one legend 
who has the essence of all of 
those things: the glamour, 
the soul, the passion, the 
strength, the talent," said 
Knowles, strutting in hot 



pants. "Ladies and gentle- 
men. Stand on your feet and 
give it up for the queen." 

At a party later that 
night, Knowles called 
Turner her "ultimate icon." 

Still, Franklin ended 
her brief criticism on a gra- 
cious note, thanking the 
Grammys and the voting 
academy and saying, "love 
to Beyonce anyway." 

Known for such hits as 
"Respect" and "Chain of 
Fools," Franklin tied with 
the Clark Sisters for best 
gospel performance trophy 
for her duet "Never Gonna 
Break My Faith" with Mary 
J. Blige. 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Equipment: Voyager/ 

iPhone 

Makers: LG/ Apple 

Since the release of the 
iPhone, many new cell 
phones have been compared 
to it. Most of these phones, 
however, were never meant 
to compete directly with the 
iPhone. For example, the 
Juke is in no way supposed 
to be a competitor with the 
iPhone. 

The Voyager, by LG, was 
clearly designed as a direct 
competitor and Verizon 
alternative to the iPhone. It 
has strengths and weak- 
nesses, as does any new 
phone, but will it stop the 
flow of new contracts for 
AT&T and keep the Verizon 
fire burning? 

The first advantage of 
the Voyager is its QWERTY 
keyboard. While it doesn't 
seem like much, the subtle 
tweeks to the design, such 
as making the keys slightly 
larger and farther apart, 
make this one of the best 
keyboards on any phone. 
Using Verizon's 3G network, 
the Voyager offers near com- 
puter accurate HTML 
browsing from either the 
outer touch screen or the 
inner screen with the key- 



board. Yes, there are two 
2.8-inch color screens. 

I did most of my web 
browsing from the touch 
screen. After getting used to 
the touch interface, brows- 
ing was a breeze, and a 
great experience. It should 
be noted, though, that high 
data sites might take a 
while to load, or load incor- 
rectly. 

Other Features: The 
phone has two built in 
stereo speakers that are life- 
savers when you don't have 
headphones with you. 
Bluetooth support is good, 
but the Voyager lets you 
connect multiple devices to 
it, which is great. There is a 
2-megapixel camera on the 
back that offers standard 
features and takes both 
stills and videos. There is a 
side loading micro SDHC 
slot that allows up to an 8- 
gig card. The entire Vcast 
service is available, for a 
price, as well as mobile TV, 
if you can actually find a 
spot in PA providing a sig- 
nal. It has built in gps based 
off a subscription as well as 
many other features. 

After using this phone, I 
do have a few complaints. 
One of the biggest is the vol- 
ume of the rings. The sound 
comes from the internal 
stereo speakers, but the 
phone is closed. That means 
the speakers are always face 
down and muffled. This 
makes the ringers often dif- 
ficult to hear. The fourhour 
battery life is pathetic. The 
phone was meant for multi- 



media purposes, after using 
them, there is no battery for 
talking. 

The touch screen is 
sometimes unresponsive, 
but using it for a while, you 
get used to it. The 
iPhone/iPod touch have a 
much better scrolling fea- 
ture though. The camera 
lacks a flash, which should 
be standard by now. 

Finally, there is no Wi- 
Fi support. While the 3G 
network is quicker than 
AT&T's Edge network, Wi- 
Fi is still faster and would 
be a both welcomed, and 
free, addition. 

The Bottom Line: This 
handset offers a good touch 
screen, and great internet 
browsing. The internet plan 
is only $15 a month because 
this is not considered a 
smart phone. The 

mp3 playback features leave 
something to be desired, 
and the recessed headphone 
jack demands a converter, 
but all in all, it provides a 
decent experience. It does 
its job by directly competing 
with the iPhone by beating 
it in some areas and falling 
short in others. 

Before getting this 
phone, remember it is a 
multimedia phone. If you 
just want to make calls, this 
is not the phone for you. 
That said, if you want the 
more reliable Verizon serv- 
ice over AT&T, but still 
wanted the iPhone, this is a 
great alternative. 



Clarion Idol is back and looking for a star 

formers typically choose to testant is chosen, he or she 



Maddy Cune 

Staff Writer 

Lets bring music to our 
campus. The spring semes- 
ter at Clarion University is 
gearing up to welcome back 
"Clarion Idol." This annual 
event is sponsored by 
Clarion University's 

Interhall Council and based 
on the popular Fox series, 
"American Idol." 

"American Idol" has 
become a well-recognized 
reality series that promotes 
the finding of talented, 
young singers from across 
the nation. In the past 
"American Idol" has discov- 
ered stars as; Kelly 
Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, 
Fantasia, Carrie 

Underwood, Taylor Hicks 
and last year's winner 
Jordin Sparks. 

Freshman Aaron 

Russell, Undecided major, 
stated, "'American Idol" is 
everybody's attempt to 
become famous, so they can 
become rich and lead a 
leisurely life without work." 

At "Clarion Idol V," stu- 
dents will tryout in hopes of 
becoming the winner of 
"Clarion Idol." 

On average, twelve to 
fifteen students are chosen 
from the try-outs that are 
held, these students then 
move on to the actual pro- 
duction. Once all of the per- 
formers are ready, they can 
perform any style of music. 
The types of music that per- 



sfing, is any variety of; 
Country,/ Pop or even/, 
Rock. 

Anyone who knows the 
basics about "American 
Idol" would know there are 
three judges critiquing all of 
the performers. These three 
judges often have smart and 
sometimes crude remarks 
about the contestant's per- 
formance. Simon Cowell, 
the infamous "American 
Idol" judge from Britain 
often has very harsh, but 
truthful remarks about the 
singers. The other judges 
Paula Abdul and Randy 
Jackson are usually a little 
softer at heart. 

In part of keeping 
"Clarion Idol" similar to the 
real show, there will be 
three judges at the perform- 
ance night critiquing the 
performers. These judges' 
opinions will not affect the 
final say. 

"Clarion Idol" is an actu- 
al contest, in which perform- 
ers will be eliminated. The 
winner that is chosen is 
completely up to the audi- 
ence. The first night of the 
performance, the audience 
will be given a voting ballet, 
and at the end of the per- 
formance, the votes will be 
tallied. Then the winners of 
the first night's tally will 
perform the second night. 
On the second night of the 
performance, the audience's 
vote will decide the winner 
of "Clarion Idol V." 

Once the winning con- 



may decide on the choice of. 
recording time in a studio or 
a Ticketmaster gift card. It 
has been noted that most of 
the winners from the past 
have chosen recording time, 
rather than the gift card. 

The 2008 spring semes- 
ter celebrates "Clarion 
Idol's" 5th anniversary, a 
special edition to Clarions 
University's history. The 
event is very well recognized 
on the campus, and has 
even been known to pack 
Clarion University's Hart 
Chapel. 

"I Always thought 
'Clarion Idol' was really spe- 
cial and I'm really excited 
about this," said Casey 
Kopac, Interhall council's 
Co. Director of 

Programming. "Clarion 
Idol" definitely seems like 
and exciting event and all 
the proceeds from the 
admission price of $3 will be 
given to the Greek 
Organization Phi Delta 
Theta that then donates the 
money to the Lou Gehrig's 
Foundation. 

Will "Clarion Idol V 
dispense the next singing 
superstar? Well atleast 
maybe here on campus it 
will. Be sure to get out and 
support your favorites. Stop 
by Hart Chapel February 27 
and February 28 at 6 p.m. to 
scope out Clarion's most tal- 
ented. 



Top 5 lists of the week 

Television Film 


1. "American Idol," (Tuesday), Pox 


1. "Fool's Goir 


2. "American Idol," (Wednesday), Fox 


2. "Wekome Home Roscoe Jenkins" 


3. "Houw," Fox 


3. "Best of Both Worlds Concert" 


4. "Grammy Awards," C^ 


4. "The Eye" 


5. "The Moment of Truth," Fox 


5. "Juno" 

Courtesy of the Associated Press 



Thi; Clarion Call 



Enlertainm«nt 



February 1 4, 2008 7 



The Jose White String Quartet 



Joey Pettine 

Stoff W(lt«r 

While Clarion 

University has been home to 
many pop cultural musical 
performances one could 
agree that most of the musi- 
cally inclined acts that do 
take their time to come to 
our humble university 
aren't exactly the top of the 
well refined crop. While I 
mean no insult to such pop- 
ular acts as Hinder and The 
Gym Class Heroes, one 
could, yet again, agree that 
even though one of these 
acts actually has the word 
"class" within their name, 
neither of these bands actu- 
ally have much of it. At least 
not in the conventional 
sense. 

Last Sunday, though, 
Clarion finally got a taste of 
what can conventionally be 
called high class music as 
the Jose White String 
Quartet played in the 
Marwick Boyd for little than 
an hour and a half but left a 
lasting mark on the majori- 
ty of those who attended 
that shall not disappear for 
quite some time. 

As one student 
remarked, Clarion has 
"been waiting for this for 
quite some time", for the 
Jose White String Quartet 
can only be described in two 
words: "par excellent." 

The quartet, consisting 



of Silvia Santa Maria (on 
vioHn), Carla Benitez (also 
on violin), Sergio Carrillo 
(on viola) and Orlando 
Espinosa (on violoncello), 
played to an audience that if 
compared to the crowd at a 
Hinder concert may be 
thought of as small but con- 
sidering the frozen winds 
and bitter cold of Sunday 
one could very much say 
that it was a larger crowd 
than the quartet themselves 
expected. 

The quartet began their 
performance with Ludwig 
Van Beethoven's "Quartet 
In F Major, Opus 18, No. 1," 
a melodically wondrous 
piece of work partially 
inspired by the tragic death 
scene at the end of William 
Shakespeare's Romeo And 
Juliet and composed 
between 1770 and 1827. A 
well crafted piece done in 
five movements, the quartet 
really brought the number 
to life and filled the audito- 
rium with a sort of musical 
life. It actually seemed as if 
the notes themselves danced 
across the seats and, for a 
number partially based off 
of one of the most heart 
wrenching scenes of all the- 
atrical time, the music had a 
joyous quality not to be 
matched. 

The quartet followed 
their number up with Astor 
Piazzolla's "Four For 
Tango." Yet again the name 



of the number didn't even 
come close to touching on 
the true heart of the per- 
formance for what floated of 
of those instruments was 
not the classical tango most 
were used to but instead a 
sweet mix of bouncy melody 
with an eerie undertone. 

Finally, after a brief five 
minute intermission, the 
quartet returned for their 
final number, Maurice 
Ravel's "String Quartet In F 
Major". Following the strict 
four movement structure of 
classical quartets, "String 
Quartet In F Major" was 
undoubtedly the most beau- 
tiful piece played at the 
short concert as well as one 
heck of a closing number. 
One could feel themselves 
not only engulfed and 
caressed by the sweet sound 
but completely carried away 
by the music itself 

After the last number 
the quartet rose to take 
their bows and was as 
equally well met with a 
standing ovation by the 
Clarion audience. It was 
less than what the Jose 
White String Quartet actu- 
ally deserved. 

Last Sunday, Clarion 
was graced, however briefly 
it may have been, with the 
sure presence of a five-star 
classical band. For those 
who missed the event, your 
loss. 




Rapper indicted on felony charges 

Lil Wa)Tie, born Dwayne Michael Carter Jr 25, was indicted by a 
jury in Yuma, Arizona. The rapper was charged with one count of 
possession of a narcotic substance for sale, possession of dangerous 
drugs, misconduct invoJAHing weapons, and one count of possession of 
drug paraphernalia. Carter is due back to court March 7 lor a hear- 
ing. He has pleaded not guilty. 

Another Hilton arrested for DUI 

It appears Paris Hilton isn't the only Hilton to get in trouble with 
the law for driving under the influence, Hilton's little brother Barron, 
18, was stopped in Los Angeles for suspicion of drunken driving. 
Police arrested Hilton after registering a 0.14 alcohol percent. He 
was also carrying a fake drivers license and another falsified state 
document. 

Bon Jovi kicks off concert for lung cancer 

Bon Jovi is headlining a yearlong concert tour to raise funds for 
lung cancer research. Jovi's fellow bandmate Richie Sambora's 
father died last year from the disease. Funds raised from the tour 
will go to the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center where 
Sambora's father was treated. The band kicked off the tour on 
Tuesday night in Manhattan. 

CBS and NBC announce show returns 

CBS and NBC have announced the return of some their popular 
Television series', after a three-month writers strike. Some of the 
shows expected to soon return to television are "How I Met Your 
Mother," "CSI: Miami," "The Office,"and "Scrubs." 



All headlines courtesy of the As^Kiiated Press 



Jackie Chan promotes Olympic equestrian event 



Associated Press 

Jackie Chan saddled up 
for a video to promote the 
Beijing Olympics' equestri- 
an event. 

In the 30-second video, 
the 53-year-old "Rush Hour" 
star urges audiences to visit 
his hometown of Hong Kong 
to watch the event and 
introduces various local 
tourist sites, Mayee Tang, a 
spokeswoman for the Hong 
Kong Tourism Board, which 
is producing the video, said 
Wednesday. 

Chan recorded the dia- 
logue in both English and 
Mandarin Chinese, and the 
video was to be aired in 



mainland China and foreign 
markets, Tang said. 

Photos posted on Chan's 
official Web site show the 
action star sitting on a 
horse, resplendent in riding 
gear, including a black hel- 
met, black suit jacket, white 
tie and black boots. 

Chan's video, shot 
Monday, highlights efforts 
to promote one of the 
Olympics' more low-profile 
events. 

A rash of equine dis- 
eases and substandard 
quarantine procedures in 
China forced Beijing to hand 
the equestrian events to 
Hong Kong, which has a 
well-established racing cir- 



cuit but few facilities for 
dressage and show-jumping 
events. 

The Hong Kong Jockey 
Club, which controls horse 
racing in the former British 
colony, has spent about $100 
million on upgrading exist- 
ing venues and building new 
ones for the Olympic eques- 
trian competition, which 
will take place Aug. 9 to 
Aug. 20. 

In other promotional 
efforts for the Beijing 
Olympics, Chan also record- 
ed the event's official one- 
year countdown song, "We 
Are Ready." 



MOVIE REVIEW 
"The Eye" is suspenseful and chaotic 




Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

Movie: The Eye 
Director: David Moreau, 
Xavier Palud 
Rating: 4/ 5 

As I recover from the 
bruises on my arm, caused 
by the girl sitting next to me 
in the movie theater who 
used my arm as a stress ball 
every time a scary scene 
took the screen, it is safe to 
say that 'The Eye" was one 
of the creepiest and most 
chilling movies I have seen 
in a long time. 

The story Une is based 
around Sydney Wells, a con- 
cert violinist who has been 
blind since a tragic accident 
from her early childhood. 
When Wells, played by 
Jessica Alba (Fantastic 
Four, Good Luck Chuck), 
finally gets the double 
corneal transplant she and 
her sister have always 
wanted for her, she gets 
more than just eyesight; she 
gets to see into a world that 
the human eye should not 
see. 

With the help of her sis- 
ter (Parker Posey), she 
seems to be doing fine 



adjusting to her new life 
style. This is until her blur- 
ry eyesight begins to 
strengthen, and she sees 
things that are unreal and 
unexplainable. The unreal 
turns into a terrifying reali- 
ty of horrifying images of 
what she thinks are her 
donor's past. 

After visions of future 
fiery deaths and contact 
with the already deceased. 
Wells, refusing to believe 
that she is crazy, is con- 
vinced that her donor is try- 
ing to tell her something. 
She turns to her rehabilita- 
tion specialist, Dr. Paul 
Faulkner, who repetitively 
tells her that it's all in her 
head. 

After days of horrifying 
episodes of the not so dearly 
departed and their shadowy 
escorts following Wells, she 
finally persuades Faulkner, 
played by Alessandro Nivola 
(Jurassic Park III), to unre- 
alistically risk losing his 
practice license to illegally 
find out who Sydney's donor 
was. 

While that, along with 
the whole- let's drop every- 
thing and take a 15 hour 
drive to Mexico- were slight- 
ly farfetched, the movie hits 
its cHmax when Wells finds 
her donor's hometown and 
finally sees what her donor 
went through: the torture, 
the fiery blaze, the ridicule, 
the deaths. Now she knows 
why her donor has been liv- 
ing inside of her, and 



she knows what she has to 
do to make it stop. 

While the whole movie 
presented the vibes you 
would get from watching 
'The Ring," and it took on a 
kind of "Final Destination"- 
ish ending, directors David 
Moreau and Xavier Palud 
made sure to differentiate 
this movie from those in its 
genre. 

There are many 
moments of panic in the 
movie, ranging from the 
demonic shadowy figures 
popping up out of nowhere, 
to the little boy with a bad 
case of anxiety asking about 
his report card who was just 
plain creepy. 

If that doesn't sell, for 
all the manly men out there 
who don't think they get 
scared easily, there's always 
the scene with Jessica 
Alba's nude silhouette 
behind the glass shower 
door. 

The movie kept most 
people either on the edge of 
their seats or glued to the 
back of their chairs- their 
fingers red from gripping 
the armrests. The older 
woman to the left of me kept 
her hands over her mouth 
the whole time, the man 
behind me let out a scream 
that sounded like it came 
out of a 12-year-old girl, and 
the girl next to me, well, it 
was definetly worth watch- 
ing; I give it a 4 out of 5 
leaves. 



MUSIC REVIEW 

Bone Thugs present part 3: Bone Thugs for life 




Christopher Campbell 

Staff Writer 

Album: Bone Brothers III: 

Bone Thugs N Harmony 4 

Life 

Label: Siccnes8.net 

Rating: 3.5/ 5 

If you're a fan of rap 
then you know Bone Thugs 
N Harmony, one of the most 
influential groups in the 
business. It may come as a 
surprise that more then 10 
years ago Bone started pop- 
ularizing quick tongue rap- 
ping, well melodic yet dark 
and aggressive sounding 
tracks. Bone is the only 
group in history to have col- 
laborated with Big 
Punisher, Notorious B.I.G., 
Eazy-E, and 2Pac while they 
were still alive. For those 
followers of Bone, I'm sure 
you have the same initial 
reaction as myself: "Great 
another mix tape of reused 
lines." I'm happy to report 
that this disc features all 
original verses, except for 
one, a recycled Notroious 
BIG verse on the track Ca$h 
Money. 

" I n t r " - 1 : 2 8 - 
Appropriate way to start the 
disc off, nothing spectacu- 
lar, just the group getting 
an award with the speech 
remembering how the group 
had won an award 10 years 
ago. 

"Double ir'-4:ll- Lyrics 
come out at warp speed 
immediately, and laced over 
a funky beat featuring a 
piano, you find yourself nod- 
ding your head along with 
the song before you know it. 
"Ca$h Money" (featuring 
BIG)-3:00- Very eerie beat, 
and again, lyrics are fljing 
in at a million miles an 
hour. Very melodic chorus. 



This song is Bone doing 
what they do best. The part 
of this song I most ri^pect is 
that the verse by BIG isn't 
over done. It goes very well 
with the song, and I don't 
believe it could have been 
utilized any better. 

"Fall Pray to Anything"- 
4:13 - This track comes in 
nice and easy, and is more 
of a melodic track. While 
this song is not nearly as 
hard as the previous two 
tracks, I feel it's a welcome 
change of pace. 

"Rollercoaster"-4:59- 
The single off this disc, 
already has a video on You 
Tube, this is the only song 
that I had heard before pick- 
ing up this disc. It's proba- 
bly the most fun song on the 
disc. While not as radio 
friendly as "I Try", off the 
last disc, I think this song is 
a strong lead off for the 
disc. 

"Lockdown Love" 

(Flesh-n-Bone Dedication) 
(Remix)-5:41- (The longest 
track on the CD), I can't say 
that I'm a fan of raps that 
are this long. However, with 
the matter of this song, I 
don't think they could of 
done it any shorter. The 
beat sets the mood perfectly. 
It's a song that doesn't con- 
vey very happy feelings, but 
its done so well that by the 
end of this song, you feel 
like someone close to you 
has been locked up. 

"Streetlife"- 4:29- As 
soon at the beat of this song 
came on I instantly came to 
the conclusion that this was 
going to be an R&B song. I 
was totally off. While it is a 
slower song, don't look for 
any singing or sex oriented 
lyrics on this track. 

'The Struggle" (featur- 
ing Petey Pablo)- 5:35- If 
you can imagine combing a 
solo effort by Petey Pablo, 
along with an older track by 
Bone Thugs N Harmony, 
thic is exactly the track you 
would get. I didn't have high 
expectations for this song 
coming into it, but its easily 



my favorite. It's an up 
tempo song, and Petey ^ 
Pablo goes along perfectly j^ 
with Bone. ' 

"Double Glocc Glocc"- 
4:02 - As the name would 
imply, this track is pretty 
much a gang banging 
anthem. Thanks to the beat 
it has a very West Coast 
feel, but stays true to its 
east coast roots, giving a 
new feel to a much over 
done type of song. 

"This is a Warning" (fea- 
turing Thin C & Cuttthroat 
Raw)- 3:37- With the build 
up of the beat, (as well as 
the ghostly female chanting 
along with it) this song feels 
like an anthem before the 
lyrics even hit, and doesn't 
let down after they do. 

"Thug in Yo Life"-4:39- 
Possibly my least favorite 
track on the disc. Its very 
raw, which I don't mind, but 
it feels like a build up to 
something that never 
comes. 

"If You Wanna Get 
Paid"-4:23- Easily my 
favorite beat on the album, 
and the rapping is on point 
with the rest of the album. 

"Momma"-4:02- It's hard 
to argue with a track that is 
"dedicated to the women of 
the world." Not particularly 
a fan of the beat. Its to slow 
for my liking, but the lyrics, 
while slow with the beat, 
doesn't disappoint by any 
means. 

This album is the first 
contact from Bizzy with 
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, 
since 2005, and it shows. 
This disc leaves the listener 
with a senses of Bone Thugs 
from back in the 1st days of 
the month or Crossroads. 

This disc as a Far Cry 
from the Strength & 
Loyality CD that was popu- 
lated with many radio 
friendly tracks, on this disc 
Bizzy and Layzie Bone 
sound hungry, like when 
Bone first broke into the rap 
game, which is why I feel 
the CD starts out on such an 
appropriate note. 



8 February 1 4, 2008 



Ciastifbdt 



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Happy Valentines Day to all 
the girls at 509 Greenville! 



Dear Clarion, 

Please stop having crappy 

weather! <3, Casey 



Aunt Pat, 

I'm sorry you are related to 

Lindsay. 



To Lou, Little One and 
Curly, Happy Valentines 
Day! Love you bunches, 
Sharonie 

Momma and Poppa Koebler 
WE LOVE YOU LOTS!! - 
The Clarion Call staff 

Congrats Kayla and David! 

Santa, 

We love and miss you! Come 

visit! - Lindsay 

Dave, 

WHAT IS IN THE BOX?! 



HAPPY VALENTINES 
DAY EARLY FAMILY! 

Stay classy, Clarion! :) 



Have a friend with a birthday coming up? 

Have a property you would 
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Run a classified in 

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There is a $1 minimum for all advertise- 
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To place an ad, send your name, address, 
phone number and message in an e-mail to 
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Gemmell. Coming soon, we'll have a 
Clarion Call advertisement table in the 
Gemmell Student Center. 



All advertisements must be 
received by 2 p,m. Tuesday. 



Where In 
Clarion 




Find the answer in next week's edition of the CaW. 




Last Week: 

Marble statue outside of the 
Gemmell Student Complex 



Call On You 



Compiled by LENORE WATSON 



Cupid is making his rounds, so we want to icnow... 

What are you doing for Valentines Day? 








Emily Dellaquila 

Freshman 
Marketing 

"I'm going to see the 
Vagina Monologues." 



Alicia Dittman 

Sophomore 

Psychology 

"I'm starring in the 
Vagina Monologues." 



Brittany Botelho 

Sophomore 
Psychology 

"I wiU be talking on 
the phone with my 
boyniend." 



Matthew Wilson 

Junior 
Marketing 

"Getting tickets to see 
a concert." 



Ashley Seese 

Junior 

Mass Media Arts, 
Journalism and 
Communication Studies 

"Going to the Foxburg 
Inn and seeing a 
movie." 



I HI ClAKION Cm.i 



Sports 



February 14, 2008 9 



Men's basketball falls to California 73-63 Win, lose and draw for 

Golden Eagles Wrestling 



Andy Marsh 



Tho (Marion nu'ii's lias 
kithall team suffered theii 
second loss to California 
this season on Saturdav, 
til is one coining at Tippm 
(!vm l)v a score of T^•^^\^. 

In a game that |)laye(l 
out ill a somevvliat similar 
manner as the meeting on 
Jan, 19. the Golden Kagles 
found themselves making a 
second half comeback, only 
to fall just short yet again. 
C'oincidentally, the margin 
of defeat is the same as the 
first meeting when Cal won 
7n-(i(). 

Two aspects that weiv 
different this time around 
were that Clarion led 30 2.S 
going into halftime and this 
game saw 12 lead changes. 
The U'ad trade-off ended 
towards the midpoint of the 
second half when Cal's Ron 
Banks converted a layup 
with 12:40 remaining. Ca^ 
held onto the lead by mak- 
ing a steady run that even- 
tually led to an eight point 
advantage with 4:04 
remaining. 

Freshman guard. Mike 
Sherry started to pull the 
(lolden Eagles closer by hit- 
ting five of six free throws 
on Clarion's next three pos- 
sessions to close the gap to 
6;i-59 with 8:29 left. 
Following two converted 
free throw attempts by CaFs 
Banks, senior guard Lonnell 
Jones drove in for a lay-up 
to keep Clarion within strik- 
ing distance with two min- 




Ptioto courtesy of Pete Hartle, Clarion University Sports Information 
Lamar Richbur^ is pictured above during tlie Golden Eagles loss 
to California on Saturday, Feb. 9. Richburg scored a team-higli 
12 points in the game. 



utes left. 

After Jones' lay-up, 
Cal's Jesse Brooks put the 
dagger in the heart of 
Clarion with a three pointer 
to extend the Cal lead to 68- 
61 with only 1:24 remain- 
ing. Clarion went into foul- 
ing mode, sending Banks to 
the line the next two Cal 
possessions, where he hit all 
four of his attempts. 
Following two made free 
throws by senior center Josh 
Yanke. Kenny Johnson con- 
nected on two free throws to 



set the final score. 

With the loss. Coach 
Ron Righter's Golden p]agles 
fell to 11-10 overall, 3-4 in 
PSAC West play. The 3-4 
record puts Clarion in 
fourth place in the PSAC- 
West behind 7-0 California, 
6-1 Edinboro, and 4-2 
Indiana. Coach Bill Brown's 
Vulcans improved to 16-4 
overall and continued their 
undefeated play in the 
PSAC-We.st. 

Ron Banks led all scor- 
ers with 22 points, while 



Lamar Richburg led the 
Golden Eagles with 12 
points. ■ Damon Gross and 
Mike Sherry chipped in for 
Clarion with 10 points 
apiece. Cal's Alioune Mbaye 
collected 11 rebounds while 
Clarion's top rebounder was 
Damon Gross with six. Poor 
shooting seemed to do the 
Golden Eagles in, as the 
team only shot 38.8 percent 
from the field, including a 1- 
9 shooting night from 
beyond the three point line. 
The team did however con- 
vert on 24 of their 27 free 
throws attempts. 

Yanke wasn't disap- 
pointed with the team's 
effort again.st a very strong 
Cal team, "Last night was a 
statement game. We played 
hard but came up short. We 
need to go into the game 
with our heads up and ready 
to play together for 40 min- 
utes, whatever it takes, 
leave everything on the 
floor. This game is huge, 
there are no other words, we 
will be ready because our 
group of guys are ready." 

With a win over lUP, 
Clarion's chances of clinch- 
ing a playoff spot would be 
very good. Clarion has yet to 
have rematches with 
Shippensburg. Lock Haven 
and Slippery Rock, all losing 
teams that the Golden 
Eagles have already defeat- 
ed. The biggest test left for 
Clarion looks to be 
Edinboro, who was ranked 
25th in Division II in last 
week's coaches' poll. 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

YPSIMNTI, MI Feb. 9 - 
The Clarion wrestling team 
traveled to Eastern 
Michigan University for 
three dual matches last 
Saturday and came away 
with a win, a loss, and a tie. 
The Golden Eagles began 
the day with a tough 
Northern Illinois team and 
fell 24-17 despite winning 
five of the 10 total bouts. 

"The bonus points killed 
us, they were able to get 
them and we weren't." said 
Clarion head wrestling 
coach Teague Moore. 

The Golden Eagles gave 
up bonus points in every 
bout that they lost and only 
picked up bonus in two of 
the five bouts that they won. 
The Huskies were able to 
.secure falls at 125 lbs and 
141 lbs and pick up major 
decisions at 133 lbs, 174 lbs, 
and 285 lbs. However the 
Clarion squad only picked 
up two major decisions com- 
ing at 165 lbs by Dominic 
Ross and 184 lbs by Scott 
Joseph. The other Golden 
Eagles to pick up wins 
against Northern Illinois 
were Hadley Harrison at 
149 lbs, Travis Uncapher at 
157 lbs, and Jamie Luckett 
at 197 lbs. 

The Golden Eagles took 
on the Runnin' Bulldogs of 
Gardner-Webb University 
in their second match of the 
day and the Runnin' 



Bulldogs were no match for 
the Golden Eagles. Clarion 
won nine of the ten bouts 
and picked up five falls in 
the process. Picking up falls 
for the Golden Eagles were 
Jay Ivanco 125 lbs, Sal 
Lascari 141 lbs, Hadley 
Harrison 149 lbs, Scott 
Joseph 184 lbs, and Roman 
Husam at 285 lbs. 

Freshman Travis 

Uncapher and sophomore 
Mario Morelli each picked 
up major decisions for 
Clarion. Dominic Ross 
picked up a decision victory 
in the high scoring 165 lbs 
bout 16-11 over Brendan 
Couture. Jamie Luckett 
picked up his second victory 
of the day at 197 lbs. via a 
forfeit. 

The final dual of the day 
featured the Golden Eagles 
looking to avenge last year's 
22-15 loss to the Eastern 
Michigan Eagles. The 
match began at 174 lbs 
where Clarion's Mario 
Morelli kicked the match off 
with a 4-2 decision victory 
over Derek Foore to put the 
Golden Eagles up 3-0. Scott 
Joseph lost a close match at 
184 lbs 1-0 to Charlie 
Pienaar of Eastern 
Michigan. 

At 197 lbs Jamie 
Luckett got the Golden 
Eagles back on track with a 
7-5 win over John McClure. 

See "WRESTLING," 
page 10. 




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Bowling Results 

2/7/08 Thu rsda y 



Ballz Deep 976 
Baby Gap 1004 
Scoregasm 1 1 1 1 
Blue Barracu 
Capt Geech 
Other Side of 
The Sox 
Flying Racoo 
Sioux Loves B 1094 
2/6/OJ Wednesday 
Good Buds I 1099 
Children Left 
Dirty Bison 
High Rollers 
Balls out of G 
Good Buds 2 
Fatletes 
Clarion Bowl 
Drink Drank 
2/5/08 Tuesday 
The Strikers I 136 
Rack Belt 
Team Rambo 
Yellow Band 
Randi's Taxi 
Pork & Meat 
Tom'sAlley K 
King Pins 



1043 

883 

1372 

1017 

1204 



1154 

1135 

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1055 

846 

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1005 

1044 

1073 

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908 

1110 

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Off in Shower — 
I Can't Believe 94 1 
Green Monkey 
604 Bunch 
Shut Up Bowl 
iBcwl 

Balls n' Dolls 
Panty Raiders 
Prize Winning 



861 
786 
601 
922 
957 
879 
953 



Sasquatch 778 

Thunder Down 101 1 
MILF Hunters 1004 
The Hangovers 827 
Team Turbos 753 
Team Awesome F 
AM A I 901 

Little Lebowski F 
AMA II 828 

Alley Cats 1066 

We Need a N 908 

Gladiators 988 

Balls Outs F 

Roc 2 831 

Bowl Arena II 960 

Roc I 867 
BYE 



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INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural. Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393-1667 



5 Basketball Results 



Q and Some White Boys F 
Levi's Mom 35-30 

Monstars 5 1 -30 

Out of Shape and Lazy F 



Team Terrible 
Dallas Mavericks 



5 on 

2/12/08 

Buckets 

Brutal 

Ballz Deep 

Clarion Girls 

New Haircut 

Jesse & Ripp 

2/11/08 

Those Dudes Monstars 

Clarion Legen Bayside Tigers 38-34 

Aliquippa Q AW Shade of Pale 

2/7/08 

Dallas Mavs Monstars 

Bailers The Orange Team 

KSAC Caucasian Invasion 

Those Dudes You Got Pittsnogled 

Ballz Deep White Men Can't J 

2/6/08 

Hot Stuff 

Buckets 

Brutal 



Out of Shape 

Levis Mom 

My New Haircut 



26-20 
59-57 

60-35 

38-23 

50-39 

32-29 
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47-37 
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36-33 
45-34 
46-45 



*New schedules posted on Friday 
at the REC & on the web. 

Intrannurals on the Web 
clarlon.edu/intramurais 

From the CUP home page click on 
athletics and then intramurals. 



2/14/08 




-Weather Warning- 
Please call the REC Center Front 
Desk 393-1667 to check for 
cancellations due to bad weather. 

Use your best judgment if your team 
can't make it to a game, call us and we 
will reschedule it for you. 

Floor Hockey Results 

2/11/08 



Crimson Crim 
Leroux Strikes Back 
Dallas Mavericks 
Chris Hanson's Kids 
2/6/08 

Headless Chickens 
District 5 
Fun Bunch 
Dallas Mavericks 



Little Pigs F 
Pens F 

Miracle 7-2 

Capn' Crunch 9- 1 

Chris Hanson 3-2 
Miracle 11-3 

Leroux Strikes6-2 
Pens F 




Upcoming Events... 

3 on 3 Volleyball starts Tue. 2/19 
Darts Billiards 



C LUB SPORT CORNER 

Men's Volleyball Club - 

Home tri-match this Friday, Feb 1 5^ 

Vs. Pittsburgh and Slippery Rock 
Match held in Tippin Gym @ 7: 1 5 pm 
Results from last week; 
Grove City 25-9. 25-10. 
Pitt Johnstown 2 1 -25, 25- 1 5. & 1 5-9. 

Racquetball Club - 

Meet every Thursday at 5pm at th< 
Gemmell courts. All students and skil 
levels are welcome. 

Men's and Women's Rugby - 

Spring try-outs are now underway for mer 
and women. No prior experience is needed 
For more info contact- 
Women- Caitlin 
Men- Adam 

Frisbee Club - 

Practice has been going well. We try to play 
outside at least once a week but lately that 
has been difficult due to the weather. We 
are planning on going to a tournament in 
East Stroudsburg on March 8th and 9th. 

Track and Field Club - 

At Slippery Rock Friday, 2/8: 
Sean McFarland - I" Place, mile run 




10 February 14, 2008 



Sports 



T[ii: Ci ARioN Call 



Women's b-ball rallies to beat Cal 72-71 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Skiff Wilfer 

CLARION, Feb. 9 - The 
Golden Eagles defeated 
California 72-71 on 
Saturday after battling back 
from a 12 point second half 
deficit. The win improved 
Clarion's record to 15-6 
overall and 5-2 in PSAC- 
West play. 

After trailing by 12 
points with 5:43 remaining, 
the Golden Eagles finished 
the game on an 18-5 run to 
complete the comeback. 
My'Kea Cohill hit the game 
winning shot with 26.2 sec- 
onds remaining to give 
Clarion their first and only 
lead of the game. 

Katrina Greer hit two 
free throws with just over a 
minute to play to bring the 
Golden Eagles within a 
point, 71-70, of the Vulcans. 

"The Cal game was a 
true team win," said senior 
guard Ashley Grimm. 
"Every player, coach and fan 
contributed to the win. We 
have been underdogs all 
season so every win is our 
way of proving all our 
doubters wrong. This was a 
win we'll remember and 
take with us to fuel the rest 
of our season." 



Sophomore Janelle 
Zabresky finished the game 
with a team-high 18 points 
for Clarion. Zabresky also 
added a game-high 15 
rebounds, while adding 
three blocks, two assists and 
a steal. 

Saturday's win brought 
The Eagles to second place 
in the the PSAC-West. 

"Thanks to each and 
every fan for coming and 
supporting us. The differ- 
ence in the game was the 
fan support," said Grimm. 

On Wednesday, Feb. 13, 
Clarion hosted lUP with 
first place in the PSAC- 
West on the line. 

The Golden Eagles lost 
to lUP, 82-67, and fell into 
second place in the PSAC- 
West. 

Clarion started the 
game on a 9-2 run but lUP 
responded with a 19-6 and 
never trailed for the remain- 
der of the game. Clarion 
trailed by seven points at 
halftime. 

The Golden Eagles ral- 
lied back and tied the game 
at 50 with 13:17 remaining 
but lUP quickly regained 
the lead. 

The Golden Eagles next 
game will be Feb. 16 at 
Shippensburg. 




National 
Sports Scores 



Bask IT KALI 



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Phoenix vs. 



Photo Courtesy of Pete Hartle, Clarion University Sports Information 

Jessica Albanese is pictured above shooting a foul s/iot in 
Saturday's comebaci( win over California. Albanese scored 14 
points and added five rebounds in the victory. 



Indoor track competes at Slippery Rock Invite 



Demise Simens 

Staff Writer 

Last Friday, the track 
team competed at Slippery 
Rock for their fifth competi- 
tion of the season. 

Among the top finishers 
were Kate Ehrensberger, 
who won the 400 with a 
time of 1:02.97, followed 
closely by first place runner- 
up Jamie Miller. Caitlin 



Palko got first Place in 5000 
meter with a time of 
19:23.06. 

Andrea Strickenberger 
finished 4th in high hurdles 
with a time of 9.48 seconds. 
Chinonyelum Nwokedi 
qualified for PSAC's in the 
shot put, finishing in third 
place with a throw of 39 feet 
'4 of an inch. She also quali- 
fied and placed third in the 
long jump, clearing 16 feet 



and 9 Vi inches. She also 
improved on her shot put 
throw from earlier this sea- 
son, and was the only PSAC 
qualifier at the meet. 

Nwokedi is now quali- 
fied in three events for 
PSACs, and currently holds 
the school record in the 60 
meter. 

"My goals for the rest of 
the season are to get the 
record in the 55 meter and 



improve in the long jump. 
As a team I would like for 
more people to qualify for 
and place at PSAC's," 
Nwokedi said. 

The athletes will have 
two more opportunities to 
qualify, at the Susquehanna 
Invitational on Saturday, 
Feb. 16 and Saturday, Feb. 
23 at the Kent State Tune 
Up. 



Clemson vs. North 


Dallas: 1-2 


Carolina (5): 93-103 


Carolina vs. 


Indiana (12) vs. Ohio 


Boston: 3-2 


State: 59-53 


Philadelphia vs. 


UCLA (4) vs. 


NY Islanders: 3-4 


Washington: 61-71 


Montreal vs. 


St. Joe's vs. 


Tampa Bay: 2 3 


Xavier (14): 72-76 


Buffalo vs. 


Kansas (3) vs. 


Ottawa: 5-1 


Texas (11): 69-72 


Detroit vs. 


St. Mary's (21) vs. 


Nashville: 2-4 


Santa Clara: 54-50 


Los Angeles vs. 


Villanova vs. 


St. Louis: 2-4 


Georgetown (8): 53- 
55 


NBA 


North Carolina (5) 
vs. Virginia: 75-74 


Cleveland vs. 
Orlando: 118-111 


Michigan St. (9) vs. 
Purdue (23): 54-60 


Detroit vs. 
Atlanta: 94-90 


Butler (10) vs. UW- 
Milwaukee: 83-75 


Boston vs. 
Indiana: 104-97 


Kentucky vs. 
Vanderbilt (19): 52- 


Denver vs. 
Miami: 114-113 OT 


93 


Minnesota vs. New 


Providence vs. 


Jersey: 88-92 


Pitt (24): 63-82 


Sacramento vs. 


Marquette(25) vs. 


Memphis: 94-107 


Seton Hall: 89-64 


New Orleans vs. 


Notre Dame (18) vs. 


Chicago: 100-86 


UConn (17): 78-84 





Continued from "WRES- 
TLING" on page 9. 

At 285 lbs Roman 
Husam dropped a 10-2 
major decision to David 
Wade to put the Golden 
Eagles behind 7-6. Jay 
Ivanco notched a come from 
behind victory at 125 lbs to 
put the Golden Eagles back 
on top 9-7. Rob LaBrake 
gave up a late takedown at 
133 lbs and lost the match 



to Sean Clair 4-2. 

Sal Lascari battled at 
the 141 lbs weight class but 
came up short with the 13- 
10 loss to Zach Donofrio. 
The Golden Eagles were 
able to bounce back with a 
major decision victory from 
Hadley Harrison and 
Dominic Ross picked up a 
decision in the final bout for 
the tie. 

"The past week the guys 
were all able to make some 



changes and we got better 
results than we did last 
weekend." Said sophomore 
co-captain Hadley Harrison. 
The Golden Eagles will 
be in action again on 
Thursday, Feb. 14 when 
they take on Cleveland 
State and again on 
Saturday against Lock 
Haven. Both matches will 
be at Tippin Gym. 



Pirates ready to start spring training 

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Alan Robinson 

Associated Press 

PITTSBURGH (AP) - 
There's only one lineup posi- 
tion to fill, maybe only one 
job open in the rotation. Yes, 
the Pittsburgh Pirates are 
nearly ready to open the 
season. 

What's curious is they 
have yet to start spring 
training. The Pirates are 
coming off a 94-loss season 
and 284 losses over their 
last three seasons, yet the 
team that opens camp 
Friday is nearly the same 
one that ended the season. 

Jason Bay is still in left 
field, with Xavier Nady in 
right. Jack Wilson and 
Freddy Sanchez form the 
middle infield. Adam 
LaRoche is on one infield 
corner, Jose Bautista is on 
the other. Tom Gorzelanny, 
Ian Snell, Paul Maholm, 
Matt Morris and Zach Duke 
figure to get the ball every 
fifth day. and Matt Capps 
gets it with a lead in the 
ninth inning. 

No major league team of 
recent vintage lost so many 
games yet returned the fol- 
lowing season almost intact, 
yet the Pirates' biggest 
change is that Jim Tracy is 
out and John Russell is in as 
manager. 



Now, with the players 
set to report to camp in 
Bradenton, Fla., on 
Thursday, the Pirates have 
a difficult selling job on 
their hands as they try to 
stop their string of 15 
straight losing seasons. 
They must convince their 
fans and, perhaps, their 
very players, that they can 
be a lot better with only a 
new manager in place. 

The major focal points 
this spring will be deciding 
who starts in center field, 
Nyjer Morgan or Nate 
McLouth, and who joins 
Capps and left-handers 
John Grabow and Damaso 
Marte in the bullpen. 

"I think they have more 
faith in the team we have 
now," said Snell, a 14-game 
winner last season. 
"Sometimes you wish that 
they do make changes, but 
maybe they see something 
we don't. I think the fans 
probably feel the same way, 
they're upset, too. But we've 
got a lot of potential here." 

New general manager 
Neal Huntington had little 
option but to leave the team 
unchanged. The player who 
would have brought the 
most in return in any 
trade— Bay — was coming 
off a down season and thus 
wasn't as prized as he would 



have been the previous two 
offseasons. 

Trading some of the 
young starting pitchers, 
none of whom is close to free 
agency, would have brought 
only \eis accomplished 
prospects in return. 

"I understand Neal's 
position, you just can't come 
in and make that happen 
and be like, bam, infuse mil- 
Hons of dollars and make all 
the trades you want to 
make," Bay said. "Those 
things take time and that's 
part of the game." 

The question is how 
much time their new leader- 
ship, starting from team 
president Frank Connelly 
on down, believes is neces- 
sary to pull off what has 
become one of the most chal- 
lenging turnaround projects 
in pro sports. 

"Everyone used to tell 
me, 'Man I feel sorry for you, 
going from a firgt place team 
(the Mets) to the last,'" said 
Nady, who was traded late 
in the 2006 season. "You get 
sick of hearing it. You tell 
everyone, 'We have a good 
group,' but will we have 
more than one year to see if 
we click as a group? Or will 
they have a better under- 
standing of what we'll need 
to have some success on the 
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Volume 94 Issue 1 7 



Students prepare for primary 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - On 
April 22 Pennsylvania 
will hold its presidential 
primary election, where 
Pennsylvania residents 
will cast their votes for 
their choice candidates. 

The contenders in this 
electoral race are repubh- 
can John McCain, repub- 
lican Mike Huckabee, 
republican Ron Paul, 
democrat Barack Obama, 
and democrat Hillary 
Clinton. 

McCain, a senator 
from Arizona, ran for the 
GOP presidential nomina- 
tion in 2000, but lost to 
George W. Bush. 
This year he has all but 
locked up the republican 
presidential nomination. 

Obama, a former 
lawyer and state senator, 
won a U.S. Senate seat in 
Illinois in 2004. Since 
then, Obama has been 
campaigning diligently 
for the democratic nomi- 
nation for President of the 
United States. 

If elected, he would 



become the first African- 
American President of the 
United States. 

Clinton, the former 
first lady is now in her 
second term as the junior 
senator from New York. If 
elected, Clinton would be 
the first female President 
of the United States. 

"I'm a registered 
Republican that is intend- 
ing to vote for Obama if he 
makes it past the primary 
elections," said William 
Janes, a junior psychology 
and sociology major. "I 
just don't feel comfortable 
with some of the republi- 
can points of view in the 
presidential campaigns 
right now." 

As of now, the demo- 
cratic race is tight, with 
Obama winning with 
1,262 delegates. Clinton is 
in a close second with 
1,213 delegates according 
to CNN polls. With a mere 
49 delegates separating to 
the two, it is still anyone's 
race for the democratic 
nomination. 

To receive a demo- 
cratic nomination for 
president, a candidate 



must receive at least 
2,026 delegate votes. 
Republicans must receive 
1,191 delegate votes. 

McCain has nearly 
locked up the republican 
nomination, with a com- 
manding lead over 
remaining candidates 
Huckabee and Paul. 

McCain has already 
gained 830 delegate votes 
compared to the closest 
competitor, Mike 

Huckabee with 217 dele- 
gate votes, according to 
CNN polls. 

"I feel good about the 
candidates that are run- 
ning for president," said 
rehabilitation science and 
disorders graduate stu- 
dent Khristen Kunig 
"Every candidate has his 
or her pros and cons. Our 
job as voters is to be able 
to look at all of the infor- 
mation the candidates are 
putting out and decide 
which one we feel is best 
for the job." 



See "ELECTION/' page 
2. 



Outbreak of thefts continue 




Casey McGovern/Tfie Clarion Call 

In a recent incident of theft, items including iPods and cell phones were stolen from Tippin Gym. 



Brittnee Koebler 

Ne*'> Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - A 
recent string of crimes on 
the Clarion University cam- 
pus included an incident of 
grand theft auto, petty theft 
in Tippin Gym, an addition- 
al case of a stolen lap-top 
and a stolen VCR/DVD. 
On Feb. 19 a VCR/DVD 



combo was reported stolen 
from a classroom in Peirce 
Science Center. 

Within the month, sev- 
eral laptops were also stolen 
from the science center. 

An additional laptop 
was reported stolen from a 
room on the seventh floor of 
Wilkinson Hall on Feb. 16. 

Officer Mark Humes of 
Public Safety said that they 



believe the laptop was 
stolen between 5 and 8 p.m. 

There were also several 
items stolen from student 
athletes on Feb. 18 at 
Tippin Gym. 

A victim of theft. Valorie 
Rankin, a senior liberal arts 
major said she had her iPod. 
.student ID and planner 
stolen from her bookbag. 
See "CRIME," page 2 



University's cancellation policies questioned by students 



John Doane 

Skiff VVrlfer 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - Many 
students have voiced their 
disapproval with the univer- 
sity's decisions to not cancel 
classes during last week's 
bout of poor weather. 
While there is a policy that 
is followed when severe 
weather hits, there is no 
defined amount of snow or 
ice that would have to fall in 
order for the University to 
automatically cancel class- 
es. 

The decision is based on 
the ability of PennDOT and 
campus staff to keep the 
roads safe in the current 
weather conditions. 

However, many stu- 
dents felt that the roads 
were not mainatined last 
week. 

Paul Bylaska, the Vice 
President for Finance and 




Eric Miller/The Clarion Call 

Clarion University was one of few universities that did not cancel 
classes during the winter storm last week. 



Administration said, "I 
make my recommendations 
for emergency closing based 
on weather conditions as 
reported by local media and 
information from local law 
enforcement. That may be 



mitigated by the ability of 
PennDOT and our campus 
facility staff to keep the 
streets and sidewalks clear 
and safe." 

"With all of the snow 
and ice, I think it would be 



nice to get even a delay 
because the roads are not 
kept up enough to travel 
on," said Katie Ediney, a 
freshman undecided major. 

A management team 
headed by Bylaska makes a 
recommendation to 

President Grunenwald on 
whether or not the 
University should close. 

The team consists of the 
Provost, the Vice President 
for Student and University 
Affairs, the Executive Dean 
of the Venango Campus, the 
Associate Vice President for 
Finance and 

Administration, Assistant 
Vice President for 
University Relations, the 
Facilities Maintenance 
Manager and the Director of 
Public Safety. 

Clarion is considered a 
residential campus, which 
means that the majority of 
the students live on or in 



close proximity to the cam- 
pus. 

Due to this, there is a 
special consideration taken 
when making the decision 
because most of the stu- 
dents live close by. 

"I think it was irrespon- 
sible of the University to not 
cancel classes in those con- 
ditions," said Sarah Dent, a 
junior mass media arts and 
journalism and communica- 
tion studies major. "The uni- 
versity was endangering the 
lives of commuter students. 
If Clarion doesn't want to 
cancel, than they should 
make sure that the salt 
trucks are out at the crack 
of dawn to salt the roads 
and clear the sidewalks." 

Bylaska said, "We were 
fortunate in that some of the 
harshest storms this winter 
occurred during the week- 
end when staff had the 
opportunity to respond ade- 



quately." 

One of Clarion's neigh- 
boring universities. Slippery 
Rock University, which is 
also a residential campus, 
has the same kind of policy. 

They have an 

Emergency Team (E-Team) 
similar to the management 
team Clarion has that advis- 
es the president on whether 
or not the university should 
remain open or close. 
Slippery Rock cancelled all 
evening classes on Feb. 12. 

Other neighboring state 
schools, such as Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
(lUP), have a different poli- 
cy in which the president of 
the university uses his or 
her discretion, without a 
recommendation from any 
sort of team, in closing the 
university. lUP also can- 
celled their evening classes 
on Feb. 12 due to the weath- 
er, while CUP did not. 



Newspapers at fault for not publishing student announcements 



Natalie Kennell 

News Staff 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - The 
University Relations office 
of Clarion University is 
responsible for distributing 
news releases regarding 
Dean's List honorees and 
graduating seniors. 

However, the final dis- 
cretion rests with the staff 
of the hometown publica- 
tions. 

The failure for newspa- 
pers to print these 
announcements often 



results in phone calls to the 
university pertaining to a 
son or daughter not being 
recognized in their area 
newspaper. 

The blame is frequently 
ricocheted from the home- 
town newspaper to the 
University Relations office. 

Local newspapers are 
sent one news release per 
semester for all the students 
that were a part of the 
Clarion University Dean's 
List in their vicinity. 

They are dispersed to 
either community papers or 



zone editors of larger publi- 
cations and graduation 
news releases are distrib- 
uted in the spring, fall and 
summer semesters to each 
student's local newspaper. 

The system used by the 
University Relations office 
effectively matches the 
home county the student 
resides in to that particular 
area newspaper. Each stu- 
dent's name, degree and 
major are also included in 
the distributed news releas- 



es. 



The 



University 



Relations office also issues a 
copy of these students' 
names to the state elected 
officials, which is above and 
beyond what the majority of 
universities do. 

Some universities only 
post the Dean's List and 
graduating students' names 
on their Web site. 

It is the responsibility of 
the newspaper staff to 
decide whether the informa- 
tion can be structured into 
their issues or if it's a news- 
worthy concept in their 
opinion. This is the same 



technique used by any field 
of communication after 
obtaining news releases. 

"Our primary goal is tn 
provide to the students, and 
the system we use to contact 
students' local newspapers 
is practical and effective." 
said Ronald Wilshire, asso- 
ciate vice president of stu- 
dent and university affairs. 

Although every stu- 
dent's name is sent to a pub- 
lication, sometimes issues 
still arise. 

"It's possible that the 
student's name was includ- 



ed on a news release that 
was sent to a publication in 
another county. If there was 
a way the system could cat- 
egorize the students by zip 
code, then it would be com- 
pletely accurate." said 
Wilshire. 

If an annoucement fails 
to appear in their preferred 
publication, the publication 
can be contacted to verify 
whether they received the 
news release; however, it's 
often hard for the news staff 
to recall receiving the docu- 
ment. 



WEATHER 

Feb. 21 -23 




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Fri. - Snow, 
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Sat. - Cloudy 
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HIGHLIGHTS 

Features- page 4 
Breaking the silence 

Robbi Renee 
Paynther fea- 
tured in MLK 
Speaker Series 




Entertainment - page 6 
Va-Jay-Jay 

Annual V-day performance of 
Vagina Monologues raises 
money to benefit sexually 
abused or battered women 



Sports - page 9 

Wrestling wins first EWL in 
nearly four years 




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Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p.6 

Classifieds p. 8 

Coll on You p.8 

Sports p.9 



2 February 21 



2008 



N«ws 



The Clarion Call 



Career Services Center to host Experience Expo 



Ian Erickson 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - On 
Feb. 25, Clarion 

University's Career Services 
hosting the fifth annual 
Experience Expo in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room from 1 1 a.m. to 2 p.m. 

The Clarion University 
Experience Expo is an 
opportunity for businesses, 
organizations and non-prof- 
it agencies to promote their 
internships, summer jobs, 
part-time positions or volun- 
teer opportunities, 

This expo allows organi- 



zations to talk to and con- 
nect with students that are 
interested in these kinds of 
opportunities, 

"This is an excellent 
opportunity for students to 
explore career opportunities 
and to explore their career 
choices through internships, 
volunteering and employ- 
ment," said Diana Brush of 
the Career Services Center. 

There will be opportuni- 
ties such as working at sum- 
mer camps, amusement 
parks and community serv- 
ice agencies. Some intern- 
ships that are offered by 
organizations are paid 



internships. 

"Besides looking for 
internships and part-time 
opportunities students can 
also talk to the recruiters 
about full-time jobs. This 
would be a good opportunity 
for seniors to get a job lined 
up for after they graduate," 
said Brush. 

Students don't have to 
pre-register for the 
Experience Expo because it 
is a free event. 

There are currently 62 
agencies and employers reg- 
istered for the Experience 
Expo. Recruiters will be 
coming to Clarion from 



Maryland. North Carolina, 
New Jersey, New York, 
Illinois, Pennsylvania and 
Ohio. 

"We- are very excited 
that we have exceeded last 
year's registration of organi- 
zations for the Experience 
Expo. We have seven more 
recruiters than we had last 
year. This year we had to 
seek additional space to fit 
everyone in. We feel bad 
about it, but we had to close 
registration two weeks ago 
for organizations," said 
Brush. 



POLICE 



University to offer courses for CPAs starting in May 

Cameo Evans """'- ■*'■— ^ — ^- ., . . / 



Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 18 - 
Beginning May 12, students 
interested in becoming a 
Certified Public Accountant 
(CPA) will have the oppor- 
tunity to do so by taking 
online courses for one year 
then taking final exam for 
certification. 

With 24 credits to be 
earned, students will have 
the chance to prepare for 
the exam at their own con- 



venience without even hav- 
ing to come to campus. 

"Anyone looking to 
advance or change their 
career by becoming a 
Certified Public Accountant 
can be eligible to sit for the 
CPA exam in one year 
through the CPA Exam 
Eligibility Program," said 
coordinator Tony Grenci. 
"CPAs are qualified to do 
many different types of 
work, and often enter 
careers in public accounting, 
industry, government, not- 
for-profit, and other types of 



entities. Many people also tains on-going practical 

find rewarding careers as real-world accounting expe- 

self-employed CPAs." rience." 

Clarion University's From May 2008 to April 

College of Business 2009, many classes are 

Administration is accredited offered to students and are 

by AACSB, the premier open for registration for 

accrediting agency for busi- anyone interested in becom- 

ness and accounting ing a CPA. The require- 

degrees. ments for this are a bac- 

'The faculty who teach calaureate degree from a 

in the CPA Exam Eligibility University or college 

Program have six different approved by the U.S. 

professional accounting cer- Department of Education at 

tifications," said Grenci. the time of graduation 
"Each has a Ph.D. in 
accounting; and each main- 



"CRIME" continued from 
page 1. 

According to Public Safety 
records, a cell phone was 
removed from the men's 
locker room while the victim 
was at practice, as well as 
two iPods, a cell phone, a 
purse, and a notebook from 
two backpacks that were in 
the lobby of Tippin Gym. 

Rankin said, "I do not 
feel that Clarion is an 
unsafe campus. I guess we 



just trusted people too 
much." 

There was also a recent 
incident of grand theft auto 
pn campus. 

A gieen Plymouth was 
stolen from lot P. 

Public Safety officials 
said they believe it occurred 
between Feb. 10 and Feb. 
14. 

Officer Frank Remmick 
said the vehicle was found 
in Clarion and they do have 
a suspect. 



"ELECTION" continued 
from page 1 . 

This election has become 
more and more technologi- 
cally based. 

XM Radio has designat- 
ed an entire station to the 
election. 

(XM 130) P.O.T.U.S., 
which stands for President 
of the United States, is 
broadcasts politically neu- 
tral, commercial-free presi- 
dential campaign news 24/7. 



P.O.T.U.S. is Zach 

Vucic, junior business 
administrations major, said, 
"I feel that the information 
that the candidates have 
put out so far along with the 
things that they are debat- 
ing about is hard to follow. 
We need a candidate that 
will listen more to the col- 
lege-age adult." 



The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all crimi- 
nal investigations as conducted by Clarion 
University Public Safety for the month of 
February 2008. All information can be accessed 
on the Public Safety Web page, http://www.clari- 
on.edu/admin/public8afety/location.8html. 

■ Feb. 19, at 12:35 a.m., Public Safety was dispatched to 
Wilkinson Hall to investigate a fight. Charges are pending 
investigation. 

■ Feb. 19, at 2:17 p.m., a VCR/DVD combo was reported 
stolen from a classroom in the Peirce Science Center. 

■ Feb. 18, at 6:45 p.m., unknown personis) removed two 
iPods, a cell phone, a purse, and a notebook from two back- 
packs in the lobby of the Tippin Gym. The incident is still 
under investigation. 

■ Feb. 18, at 6:45 p.m. an unknown person removed a cell 
phone from the men's locker room in Tippin Gym while the 
victim was at practice. The incident is under investigation. 



■ Feb. 17, at 12:40 a.m.. Public Safety was dispatched to 
Wilkinson Hall to investigate an intoxicated male. Once con- 
fronted by the police, Robert Hanna, 19, of Reno, Pa. started 
throwing and kicking items in his room. After attempting to 
slam the door on an officer, Hanna was taken into custody. 
Hanna was arrested for disorderly conduct, underage con- 
sumption and public drunkenness. 

■ Feb. 17, at 6:30 p.m., an unknown person discharged a fire 
extinguisher in the stairwell leading to the racketball courts 
in Tippin Gym. 

■ Feb. 16, at 6 p.m., a Dell laptop computer was reported 
stolen from a room on the seventh floor of Wilkinson Hall 
between 5-8 p.m. This theft is under investigation. 

■ Feb. 16, at 7 p.m., a green Plymouth was stolen from park- 
ing lot P between Feb. 10 and Feb. 14. State police located 
this vehicle on Sarvey Road in Clarion Township. This inci- 
dent is still under investigation. 



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Now is your chance 

Are you voting for America's future? 




Amber Stockholm 

Entertainment Editor 

The election process has 
definitely taken off. If you 
couldn't tell by the never 
ending presidential debates 
on television, or the VOTE 
signs everywhere, maybe all 
the campaign commercials 
finally tipped you off. 

Election season is tough 
for everyone. The entire 
country gets bludgeoned 
with meeting candidates, 
hearing their platforms and 
views and finally picking 
one to represent this coun- 
try for the next four years. 
It's definitely a stressful 
process for everyone 
involved. 

There are those who 
don't know any better as to 
who they should pick. They 
might have just turned 18 
and don't understand how it 
works. There are also those 
that do, that are diehard 



supporters of their candi- 
date, and finally there are 
some that are not interested 
whatsoever and simply don't 
vote. In my opinion voting 
is vital. On average how 
many times have you heard 
someone complain about our 
country's current state? 
How many times have you 
heard people rant about 
their disgust with George 
Bush? Now not all, but 
some of those people didn't 
even take the time to vote. 
My point here is, if you are 
legal to vote, and don't take 
advantage of that opportu- 



do it. Sounds easy enough 
right? Actually not at all, as 
important as voting is, it 
surely can be frustrating 
and a nuisance. Just about 
the time you choose your 
candidate, the next day its 
all over the news that they 
"cried on national television 
and don't have what it 
takes to run a county." Or 
the good ol' "they support 
the war, you shouldn't vote 
for them" argument. No 
matter who you have your 
eye on, your subject to view 
the daily ridicule they 
endure after every debate. 



nity, how are you going to Then a few days later you're 
complain or argue about the back to doubting your deci- 



outcome? Granted you need 
a lot more than one vote to 
win an election, but every 
single vote that's cast, is 
another step towards what 
you want. 

So if you're legal and 
have been finally talked in 
to voting and are now ready, 
all you have to do is pursue 
the candidates, match up 
your interests and beliefs 
with theirs, and stand in 
that extremely long line to 



sion and begin tossing 
around a new one. 

Politics are crazy. 
Everything about it is cut- 
throat and no candidate is 
free from scrutiny. The best 
thing you can do when 
thinking about WHO to vote 
for is to research and find 
out exactly WHAT you are 
voting for. Look in to what 
you believe and what the 
candidates believe, and then 
make a decision. This way 



when you vote, you know 
exactly what you're signing 
up for, should that person be 
elected. Sometimes voting 
when you have no clue what 
you are voting for, is just as 
bad as not voting at all. 

This election is different 
than any other previous 
election period in history. 
The way we have previously 
voted has enabled us to vote 
for someone of any race or 
gender. As a country, we 
have made immense 
progress and should be 
proud of it. 

So take advantage of 
our opportunities, no matter 
how annoying it may be. It's 
your future, and its all of 
our future, at least for the 
next couple of years. If 
you're not happy with 
what's happening now, or 
want to see a difference... 
VOTE for change. 



The author is a senior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major, and the entertain- 
ment editor of The Call. 



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little more valuable than 
just lip service for a presi- 
dential candidate. That is if 
you are a Democrat of 
course. Republicans are not 
fortunate enough to have 
candidates harass each 
other all the way into April. 
Hillary Clinton has won 
no primaries in the last 10 
tries, but still maintains her 
firm stance as being the 
biggest obstacle to a united 
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paign speech." The speech to 
which she is referring is 
that which Obama gave at 
the Milwaukee Founder's 
Day Dinner this past 
Saturday. Obama was quot- 
ed as giving a speech where 
he quoted... quotes? Among 
his more "plagiarized" parts 
of the speech were "Don't 
tell me words don't matter! ' 



'We hold these truths to be 
self evident that all me are 
created equal.' Just words. 
'We have nothing to fear but 
fear itself.' Just words." 

Of course the Clinton 
campaign says that he 
copied the speech of 
Massachussetts Governor 
Deval Patrick, who gave a 
similar style of speech while 
running in his own cam- 
paign for governor two years 
ago. So Obama stole a 
speech that was comprised 
of other speeches? Well, I 
suppose that stranger 

all, she is only down by less ^^^"^^ ^^^e happened, like 

than 100 delegates. And NAFTA. 



why bow out gracefully 
when Ohio, Texas and 
Pennsylvania have not 
voted? She could really 
make a strong comeback. 
Those making this argu- 
ment both in the press and 
directly from her campaign 
are pretty much the same 
people that say that Elvis 
and Tupac are still alive and 
living in the mountains with 
Jerry Garcia. 

Meanwhile, Obama's 
campaign is swollen with a 
sense of pride, a real change 
if you will, from what it was 
just a few months ago. So in 
order to crush any sense of 
hope for the people who 
overwhelmingly support 
him, Hillary comes in with 
her desperate swift boating 
tactics to deter the Obama 
campaign's success.Instead 
of remaining positive about 
her own campaign, and 
focusing on what she can do 
to help the country, she 
starts throwing around 
more accusations than what 
there were against Bill 
Clinton in his years as pres- 
ident. And, believe me, 
there were a good many of 
them. 

But the most recent 
baseless allegation comes 
from her accusation of his 
outright "plagiaristic cam- 



But what Biliary, or I 
mean Hillary, failed to men- 
tion is that Deval Patrick 
has been a friend and avid 



supporter of Obama's bid for 
the presidency, and even 
has gone so far as to cam- 
paign for him. 

Patrick said the follow- 
ing statement about the 
incident "Senator Obama 
and I are longtime friends 
and allies. We often share 
ideas about politics, policy 
and language. The argu- 
ment in question, on the 
value of words in the public 
square, is one about which 
he and I have spoken fre- 
quently before. Given the 
recent attacks from Senator 
Clinton, I applaud him [for] 
responding in iust the way 
he did." 

The next senseless alle- 
gation from Camp Hillary is 
that Barack supporters are 
just too hopeful and not 
realistic enough to have a 
say in who should win the 
presidency. To solidify their 
argument they attack Texas 
State Senator Kirk Watson, 
who was asked by Chris 
Matthews to name specific 
pieces of legislation for 
which Obama was responsi- 
ble. Watson appeared to 
have no idea as to any par- 



ticular pieces of legislation 
that Obama has sponsored 
or supported while in office, 
both in the state legislature 
and while in the United 
States Senate. In Hillary's 
defense, he did look like 
quite a dumbass. 

So perhaps putting this 
guy on the air for Obama 
was a mistake, but then 
again, is it not a mistake to 
criticize Obama's voting 
record based on what this 
guy had to say? Just 
because some state senator 
does something wrong and 
goes on the air looking like 
an idealistic fool, should 
that discredit the whole 
campaign or make all of his 
supporters across the coun- 
try appear to be misin- 
formed? According to 
Hillary, yes, according to 
rational people, no. 

I could start going on 
and on about her war vote, 
which after several years of 



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denying the vote's signifi- 
cance, she finally came 
around to admitting it was a 
mistake. She had trouble 
admitting that she had 
acted on impulse instead of 
reason. What about the fact 
that she has refused to con- 
gratulate Obama on any of 
his victories over the last 
few primaries? Perhaps it is 
just me, but she seems to be 
showing poor character and 
outright selfishness, poten- 
tially revealing the reason 
why she wants to be presi- 
dent: for herself. 

But I will not go so far 
as to lower myself to belittle 
another Democrat for the 
sake of promoting another. 
Or wait, maybe just this 
once. But if it weren't for 
Hillary constantly badger- 
ing everyone about Obama's 
shortcomings, it would not 
even be necessary. 



Well maybe Obama sup- 
porters are a little idealistic, 
but perhaps it is not his 
fault. Just maybe it is the 
fault of people like Hillary 
who have made politics too 
polarizing and divisive for 
anyone outside of an elite 
few to be involved with the 
process. Just think, if candi- 
dates were genuine all the 
time, Barack would be just 
another candidate. So 
maybe we need Obama. 
maybe we do need a little 
hope every now and then to 
make us realize that .some 
people really do care and 
really do want to make a dif- 
ference. 

So as Hillary keeps 
going with her campaign, 
she continues to prove that 
petty accusations make for 
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Pgynther carries on the racial messages from her father 




Shannon Schaeffer / The Clarion Cal\ 
Robbi Renee Paynther spoke in the Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room Tuesday as part of the Martin 
Luther King, Jr Speaker Series. Paynther presented her father's, John Gray, original program 
about diversity and the fallacy of race. 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

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"Kemember the first 
time you realized the rules 
of society were different for 
you?" asked Robbi Renee 
Paynther. 

Paynther went on to say 
that there is a moment 
when every person of color 
realizes that things just are 
not the same. 

"White is an everyday 
thing," said Paynther. 

Paynther posed this 
question to a full house in 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room on Tuesday as part of 
the Martin Luther King Jr. 
Speaker Series. 

The presentation was 
titled "Breaking the Silence: 
The Fallacy of Race and the 
Impact of Color." It was 
sponsored by the Martin 
Luther King Jr. Committee 
and Greek Life. 

Paynther is a professor 
at Baldwin-Wallace College 
in Berea, Ohio. She has also 
taught at Kent State 
University, where she 
obtained her education. 
Paynther has been a teacher 
in Ohio, Florida and 
Australia. Combining her 
education and experience, 
she has been able to bring a 
diverse perspective to the 
classroom. 



Paynther applied much 
of what she spoke about to 
her own life. She mentioned 
that the moment when she 
realized things were differ- 
ent for her came when she 
was high school. 

Paynther was waiting 
for her first date to pick her 
up one Friday night. He 
never came, and then finally 
the phone rang. 

"Robbi, if you were 
white you'd be riding in the 
front seat of my car right 
now," her date said. 

It was at that moment 
Paynther said she realized 
things would be quite differ- 
ent for her because of skin 
color. 

'The rules are different 
for people of color," said 
Paynther. 

Paynther touched on 
political correctness. She 
pointed out that often peo- 
ple are so afraid to say any- 
thing, so they end up saying 
nothing at all, 

Paynther also showed 
the audience a series of pho- 
tographs, asking everyone 
to say the race of each per- 
son in the photographs. The 
crowd shouted out various 
races for the variety of pho- 
tos. In actuality, every pic- 
ture Paynther had shown 
was an African American. 
In addition to being a 



professor at Baldwin- 
Wallace, Paynther is also 
the master facilitator for 
John Gray Associates. Her 
specialization lies in leader- 
ship. 

Paynther showed a 
video clip of her father, John 
Gray. As the audience 
watched the clip, a 
Caucasian man (Gray) was 
shown vocalizing his opinion 
in a bigot-like fashion. 

Gray storms out of the 
auditorium, only to return 
an hour later. 

Gray, an African 
American himself, used 
stereotypes (like age and 
race) to teach an audience 
about diversity. 

"[He] uses physical 
appearance as an education- 
al tool," said Paynther. 

Paynther continues to 
carry the message of her 
father to students today. 

The MLK Speaker 
Series brings speakers to 
the campus to carry on Dr. 
Martin Luther King, Jr.'s 
message. This year the 
theme of the series is "The 
Dream: 40 Years Later." 
Eve Ensler will be the next 
speaker in the series, pre- 
senting on Feb. 26 at 8 p.m. 
in Hart Chapel. 



Rabbits may not be the best pet ^choice in any season 



Linda Lombardi 

Associated Press 

• If you're tempted by the 
furry ones, especially for 
children, better do your 
research first. 

"People buy them think- 
ing they're great low main- 
tenance starter pets," says 
Mary Cotter, the vice-presi- 
dent and education/out- 
rauwJi director of the House 
Rabbit Society. But that's a 
misconception, she says: 
"They're closer to dogs and 
cats than they are to the so- 
called pocket pets." 

Cotter, of Bronxville, 
New York, has a dog as well 
as rabbits, and says that she 
thinks that rabbits are actu- 
ally the more time-consum- 
ing of the two. They have 
cages that need to be 
cleaned, like other small 
animals, but they need 
social interaction like a dog 
does, at least a couple of 
hours out of their cage each 
day. 

Your home needs to be 
carefully rabbit-proofed 
against chewing. The many 



electrical cords required by 
modern living are a particu- 
lar hazard. 

Because people often 
don't understand what 
they're getting into when 
they buy a rabbit, her rescue 
organization gets at least 30 
phone calls a month from 
people wanting to give them 
up, many of which were 
bought- asgifts for children 
at Easter, «*■ 

That problem is why the 
Columbus House Rabbit 
Society started their "Make 
Mine Chocolate!" campaign, 
says chapter manager 
Karalee Curry. The cam- 
paign encourages a better 
understanding of rabbits by 
distributing educational lit- 
erature, and raises aware- 
ness of the Easter issue by 
selling rabbit pins that 
resemble chocolate bunnies. 
Chocolate rabbits are 
less trouble in many ways, 
starting with the fact that 
they don't last as long. 
Curry says people gasp 
when she tells them a rabbit 
can live 10 to 12 years. And 
there are other surprises as 



well. 

"People say, 'the pet 
store told me they did great 
with small kids and didn't 
need vet care,'" she says. 

Although rabbits can be 
affectionate, they don't like 
to be picked up, which is 
frustrating for children, and 
can result in injury to the 
rabbit when it tries to get 
away. (This is such an issue 
that Cotter recommends the 
largest rabbit possible for 
families with kids, so they're 
not even tempted to try to 
pick it up.) 

Contrary to the claim 
that rabbits don't need vet 
care, spaying and neutering 
is critical. Otherwise, 
behavioral problems start at 
puberty, including territori- 
al aggression and smelly 
spraying. 

In addition, health prob- 
lems need prompt attention 
from a specialist veterinari- 
an who's experienced v/ith 
rabbits. "If a dog doesn't eat 
for a day, you can watch for 
a day or two, often no treat- 
ment is needed. When a rab- 
bit is not eating, that's a 




medical 
emer- 
gency,' 
Cotter says, 
as it can 
rapidly lead 
to a cascade 
of serious 
problems. 

So you might 
want to stick 
with the 

chocolate 
bunny 
you 
can 



buy to benefit the campaign 
at the "Make Mine 
Chocolate!" Web site. 
For those who 
understand rabbits' 
needs, Cotter is enthu- 
siastic about them as 
excellent pets for 
working adults. 
Although they 
require a fair 
amount of 

attention, they 
can adjust to 

fyour sched- 
ule. "If 
you're 
gone 12 
"-,. hours 






a day, you can have a rab- 
bit," said Cotter. "As long as 
you can let it out a couple of 
hours a day, it doesn't mat- 
ter when it is, it can be at 
midnight." 

And she says they're 
fascinating, social animals, 
more complex than other 
small caged pets. 

"A lot of people say 
they're like a cross between . 
a dog and a cat," she says. 
"Like a cat, a rabbit has no 
special desire to please a 
human-that's part of their 
charm." 

Domesticated rabbits are 
the same species that lives 
wild in Europe, Cotter says. 
"There's still a part of 
them that's similar to wild 
animals," and that makes it 
all the more special when 
you know you've earned 
their trust and affection. 
She says, "They're wonder- 
ful to live with for the right 
people." 



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Hemlocks at risk for insect infestation 



Johnny Mancu 

Call Contributor 

The visitor's book fni 
Cook Forest State Park 
reads like a travelogue as 
visitors admire the spot's 
allure, beauty and natural 
appeal. 

But these attributions 
could be in serious trouble 
as the result of an invasive 
species of insect capable of 
wiping out the park's sub- 
stantial collection of 
Hemlock trees. 

The Hemlock Woolly 
Adelgid (HWA) is a type of 
aphid that kills Hemlock 
trees by removing the sap 
from the trees' small twigs 
at the bottom of the needles 
where it resides. During the 
process of sap removal, the 
HWA injects its saliva, 
which is poisonous to the 
tree. After the infestation, 
the growth of the tree will 
slow, needles will be shed 
and the tree will die in most 
cases within four to 10 years 
of infection. 

The insect, classified as 
a pest, was an original 
native of the Asian conti- 
nent and was first detected 
in the United States in 
1924. 

The HWA covers the 
area from Georgia to Maine, 
and west to Tennessee. The 
insect travels naturally 
through the wind and is car- 
ried by birds and small 
mammals, but the infection 
has reached even further 
than the naturally infected 
areas as the result of nurs- 
eries transporting infected 
trees. The HWA is capable 
of traveling approximately 
12-18 miles in one year, 
spreading more rapidly 
through areas with milder 
climates. 

The HWA is the great- 
est threat to the health and 
sustainafeility of the 
Hemlock species. Aside from 
the beautiful accent that 
Hemlocks add to the forest 
and property of many home- 
owners is the trees ecologi- 
cal importance in numerous 
habitats. Hemlock trees are 
depended on by multiple 
species of wildlife for a 




Casey McGovern / The Clarion Ca/I 

Some of the Hemlock trees in Cook Forest State Park are at risk of being invaded by The Hemlock 
Woolly Adelgid. an aphid that kills Hemlocks by removing sap from the tree. 



source of food and shelter. 

Hemlocks also play a 
significant role in maintain- 
ing stream and water tern- 
peratures essential lo the 
health and prosperity of fish 
and other aquatic life. Also, 
without the existence of 
Hemlocks, erosion would 
become a very serious con- 
cern. 

"It's going to dramati- 
cally alter the way our 
forests look and operate." 
says Clarion University 
biology major, Chelsy lorio. 
The good news is that 
there has been an insecti- 
cide released that can deter 
the HWA from eliminating 
great numbers of Hemlocks. 
The insecticide, known 
as imidacloprid, has the 
capability to rid trees of the 
HWA, thus promoting the 
survival of the Hemlock 
species. Imidacloprid is 
administered by injecting it 
into the soil surrounding the 
trees. The insecticide has a 
high water solubility, mean- 
ing that it can effectively 
travel through a tree's sap 
in order to treat the infec- 
tion. 

The only risk is that the 
toxicity levels of the insecti- 
cide could pollute surround- 
ing waters and harm marine 
life. 

To greatly reduce this 
risk, a root injection is 
administered to trees that 
are near streams or other 
waters. Also, imidacloprid is 



injected into the soil only 
when the soil is moist, not 
when it is saturated, 
because saturation would 
easily distribute the toxic 
chemical into nearby 
waters. 

The insecticide gains 
control of the HWA two 
years after application. 

There is also a predator 
beetle available for pur- 
chase that kills the HWA. 
Yet, one beetle costs $1, 
thousands of beetles would 
be needed to control the 
HWA outbreak, making the 
beetle solution impractical 
due to cost. Cost is one of the 
bigger problems currently 
preventing control of the 
problem in many areas, 
including Cook Forest. 

"The hardest thing to 
come by is going to be able 
to get the money to treat it," 
says Cook Forest Ecologist, 
Dale Luthringer. 

Cook Forest State Park 
is nationally recognized for 
it's "Forest Cathedral" of 
towering old growth timber 
that range from 300-500 
years old, many of which are 
over too ft. tall. 

As a result of its 
astounding collection of old 
growth timber, Cook Forest 
State Park was rated among 
the top 50 state parks in the 
United States by National 
Geographic Traveler 

Magazine. Although the 
effort could cost millions of 
dollars, and funding is being 



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cut by the state. Cook Forest 
workers and enthusiasts are 
actively working to prevent 
and ready themselves for 
the invasion. Although the 
time of invasion is 
unknown, the HWA has 
been detected in nearby St. 
Mary's, Pa. 

'The Forest Cathedral is 
the heart of Cook Forest, Tm 
extremely concerned," says 
Cook Forest State Park 
manager, Marcia Gordon. 

When the invasion does 
occur, it will be responsible 
for the ehmination of a vast 
majority of Cook Forest's 
nationally renown 

Hemlocks. 

Saving all of Cook 
Forest's Hemlock trees will 
be close to impossible due to 
a lack of money to pay for 
proper treatment. Cook 
Forest State Park is cur- 
rently receiving funding 
from the Resource 
Management Division and 
always collecting funds in 
the form of donations in 
order to guarantee the 
future of Cook Forest's 
Hemlock trees. 



Ask Doctor Eagle 

Rachael Franklin 

Cull Contributor 

Dear Dr. Eagle, 

For spring break this year I am going 
to Panama Beach with some of my 

• friends. This will be the first time 1 have 
gone anywhere for a vacation without rel- 

* atives of some sort. Do you have any tips 
for a safe spring break? 

Signed, 

Anxiously waiting for break 




l\ 



Spring 
break is the 
time to get 
H away from 
the stress 
of school 
and relax. If you are plan- 
ning on going somewhere 
for break, you want to 
make sure you are safe. 
Here are some tips that 
will help make your trip 
safe and fun. 

Before you leave for 
vacation, make sure you 
have everything you need. 
Leave a list of numbers, 
including the hotel room 
and a cell phone, in case 
anyone needs to get a hold 
of you. 

If you are driving 
somewhere for break, get 
the car checked before- 
hand. You don't want to 
get stranded somewhere 
and have to use your 
spending money to get the 
car fixed. Have a map in 
your car in case you have 
to make a detour. 

If you are flying, make 
sure you have your plane 
ticket and any form of 
identification that may be 
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come with you or at least 
know where to find vou. 



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MOVIE REVIEW 
Ratchet and Clank: Tools for Destruction 



Tia, Clarion Cai, 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Wiitsr 

Game: Ratchet and Clank 

Future 
Makers: Insomniac Games 
Rating: 5/ 5 

"Ratchet and Clank 
Future" is one of the first 
games to harness the power 
of the PlayStations, Not 
only does this game look 
like a Pixar movie, its amus- 
ing story and crazy weapons 
add to the mix, creating a 
must own title not just for 
PS3 owners, but for all 
gamers. 

This marks Insomniac's 
second entry onto Sony's 
next-gen console. The first, 
"Resistance: Fall of Man," 
was a key launch title on 
the system. Now, with this 
new installment of Ratchet 
and Clank, Insomniac has 
done it again and created 
another blockbuster hit.. 
This game may not be a sys- 
tem seller, but it should def- 
initely be on your radar. 

Whether you are a long 
time fan or a newcomer, 
"Future" doesn't let you 
down. The story is easy to 
follow and takes the player 
across the Universe. From 



robot suits operated by fish 
in bowls, to robot space 
pirates, this game takes you 
for a ride. 

The voice acting is 
above par and fits well with 
the high quality animation. 
There is a quirkiness held 
throughout it that further 
relates it to the movie style 
I mentioned earlier. While 
being fun, it also has some 
serious undertones. Aliens 
invading and destroying 
planets and the destruction 
of two different races are 
the most serious. These also 
happen to be the main parts 
of the game's story 

As you progress through 
it, different weapons are 
available to purchase at 
weapon vendors. There are 
also gadget and armor ven- 
dors, but you'll use the 
weapon one the most. Here 
you can buy new weapons 
and upgrade the ones you 
currently have. Buying 
upgrades isn't the only way 
to level-up the weapon 
though. The more it is used, 
the more experience it gets. 
All weapons can go to level 
five and at that point 
become a more powerful 
weapon. It is a good way to 
encourage players to use the 
vast arsenal available. 

These aren't run-of-the 
mill weapons, however. If 
you played "Resistance," 
you know Insomniac has an 
imagination for destruction. 
"Future" is no different. 
Some of the weapons 
include a grenade that 



turns enemies into pen- 
guins, a tornado launcher 
controlled by the sixaxis 
and even wolverine style 
laser claws. At one point or 
another, you'll find a use for 
any and every one of them. 
The game play elements 
are top-notch, but at the 
same time, there is a bit of 
an identity crisis. Is this an 
action/adventure game, a 
platformer or a shooter? All 
elements are present, but 
one isn't more predominant 
than the other. 

As a platformer, 
"Future" spares no expense. 
It has the common jumping 
onto floating spaces feature, 
but it goes so far beyond 
what is expected. In a small 
sequence, a player can be 
shooting off gravity jumps, 
flipping to run upside down, 
then ride a rail while being 
chased by missiles. 

All of those add into 
what turns this into an 
action/adventure game. 
There are moments where 
there can be 30 enemies on 
screen coming at you. At the 
same time, there is always 
constant movement and 
action in the distance, keep- 
ing everything in the game 
upbeat and never taking a 
second to slow down. 

Finally, the game is 
easy. There are parts where 
you will need little thinking 
to figure out what gadget to 
use. Ifyou feel you need the 
"hardcore" game type, 
"Future" may not be for you. 



Vagina Monologues visits CUP again 



George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 



As another spring 
semester rolls around, so 
does the very interesting 
and well-anticipated the- 
ater event the Vagina 
Monologues. This event is 
held yearly at Clarion 
University and as always 
draws many people from 
the community. 

The importance of this 
play stems back to 1999 
when production first start- 
ed. It was originally pro- 
duced by David Stone, 
Willa Shalit, Nina Essman, 
Dan Markley/ Mike 
Skipper and the Araca 
Group at the Westside 
Theatre in New York City 
on Oct. 3. 

The Supervisor was 
Joe Mantello, the set 
design was by Lou Arcenas, 
the lighting design was 
made by Beverly Emmons 
and the production stage 
manager was Barnaby 
Harris. 

The founder of V-Day 
and the Vagina 

Monologues is Eve Ensler, 
who has been standing up 
for womens rights for 
woman who have been 
raped, sexually abused, 
beaten and ignored in 119 
countries. 

Her huge success has 



been well-appreciated 
through her courage in 
raising $50 million (which 
is the largest charity work- 
ing to end violence) 
through help from universi- 
ties like Clarion each year. 
Many times I found 
myself wondering what 
was going on, but in a very 
interested way. 

Let's meet the cast: 
Emily Parroccini, a senior 
mass media arts, journal- 
ism and communication 
studies major; Liz 
Strasbaugh, a sophomore; 
Ylynne Baskerville, a 
freshwoman sociology 
major; Allison Stoltz, a jun- 
ior library science major; 
Mariah Yancey, a junior 
English and Spanish 
major; Holli Yohe, a fresh- 
men theatre major; Megan 
Campbell, a senior anthro- 
pology major; Becky 
Carolan, a senior theatre 
major; Brittany Woods 
Concilus, an English major; 
Sad'e Criswell, a junior in 
rehabilitation science and 
gerontology major; Alicia 
Dittman, a sophomore psy- 
chology major; Rebecca 
McElhatten, a sophomore 
English major; and Tracy 
Milchick, a sophomore psy- 
chology and women's stud- 
ies major. 

Parroccini served as 
director and Strasbaugh as 
stage manager. 



Overall I thought these 
women as performers did a 
fantastic job at portraying 
their characters. 

The performers never 
changed costumes and 
."^eem to all have the same 
white tops with black bot- 
toms. Some of the perform- 
ers' stories I thought went 
on for too long. Sometimes I 
had trouble understanding 
what they were talking 
about or I just lost interest. 
From a man's point of 
view, some of the slang 
used in the dialouge made 
the performance hard to 
pay attention. 

Overall, though, 1 will 
always be a supporter very 
important issues like the 
ones discussed in the 
Vagina Monologues. Every 
person, no matter what 
gender, race, religion or 
age, should be aware that 
this problem still occurs in 
our society and many 
around the world. 

I commend Eve Ensler 
in the effort she devotes in 
spreading the issue and 
making sure people are 
aware of this problem. 

The cast and crew did a 
fine job at capturing the 
audience's laughter and 
sorrows through this emo- 
tional and funny, but very 
serious play. 



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MOVIE REVIEW 
Definitely, Maybe is definitely NOT 




Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

Movie: Definitely , Maybe 
Director: Adam Brooks 
Rating: 2/ 5 

WARNING: this review 
may contain spoiling infor- 
mation. 



The preview for this film 
"Definitely, Maybe" is 
beyond cute. It leads you to 
believe the film is about a 
single dad dating three dif- 
ferent women and his 
daughter helps him choose 
which is the right one for 
him. 

Sounds like a nice plot 
right? Unfortunately that 
isn't the plot. 

William Hayes (Ryan 
Reynolds) is a soon to be 
divorced, single dad living 
in New York City. The 
movie opens up with him at 
his office receiving the 
divorce papers to sign and 
he walks to pick up his 
daughter (Abigail Breslin) 
from school. 

When he arrives at the 
school, there is chaos 
because they were teaching 



elementary students about 
sexual education. After 
Hayes finds his daughter, 
she confronts him about 
what she learned. Honestly 
not necessary for a romantic 
comedy involving a little 
kid. This conversation led 
to her asking if she was a 
mistake, which then lead to 
the tstory of how her dad 
and mom met. 

She wanted to hear the 
story, but she also wanted to 
guess which one was her 
mother out of the two 
women he had a serious 
relationship with and the 
one woman he was a good 
friend with. She told him to 
change the names of the 
women as he told the story 
so she could guess. 

Throughout his story of 
finding love and losing love, 
Maya (Breslin) is trying to 
guess which of the three 
women is her mother. By 
the end of the night she is 
frustrated and upset with 
her father, who she didn't 
know smoked, drank, etc. 
She didn't believe Hayes 
when he said the ending 
was happy because he and 
her mother were in the mid- 
dle of getting a divorce, so 
how could the ending be 
happy? Also, she was afraid 
she wouldn't like her moth- 
er from what she heard in 
this story. 

The next day it is 
revealed to her who her 



mother is and she actually 
guessed correctly who she 
was. Maya, however was 
still crushed at the fact her 
parents were no longer 
together. Before she left 
Hayes to go with her moth- 
er, she thanked him for 
telling her the story. 

But the film doesn't end 
there. One of the other 
women, April (Isla Fisher), 
who Hayes was just friends 
with, comes into his life 
again. There was a signifi- 
cant object that held them 
together all these years 
later and he came across a 
book he wanted to give her 
and didn't. When he did, 
she was emotional about it 
and asked him to leave. 
Later he tells Maya about it 
and they both go to April's 
apartment to talk to her and 
tell the story Hayes told 
Maya. April eventually 
comes out to talk to them 
and invites them in to hear 
this story. The end leads 
you to believe Hayes and 
April begin a relationship. 

Unlike what the pre- 
views look like, the movie is 
not that funny and not that 
stimulating. There are 
parts of the movie that drag 
on and you lose interest. 
That is not saying there 
wasn't anything good about 
the movie. 

Mostly it was the eager- 
ness of waiting for the cred 
its to roll. 




Casey McGovern/ The Clarion Call 
Senior second-time performer Emily Parroccine performing her piece in the Vagina 
Monologues Thursday evening. 



Spears continues custody battle 



Associated Press 



A lawyer for Britney 
Spears was turned down 



home that led to the first of 
her two hospitalizations in a 
psychiatric facility this year 
and a decision by another 
court to put her father, 



schedules. 

Kiley also argued that 
media vehicles and cameras 
outside the courthouse were 
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order on attorneys in the 
pop star's child-custody dis- 
pute with ex-husband Kevin 
Federline. 

Superior Court 

Commissioner Scott Gordon 
rejected the request after 
attorney Anne Kiley argued 
that media coverage was 
"emotionally and physical- 
ly" dangerous to Spears. 

Federline's attorney, 



her affairs. 

Outside court, Kaplan 
told reporters that 
Federline would like the 
singer to see her children. 

"Both sides want to see 
the day that visitation can 
resume. It's a question of 
working out the details of 
how that can happen," said 
Kaplan. "Mr. Federline 
looks forward to his children 



Mark Vincent Kaplan, con- having their mom in their 
tended that the absence of a life." 

gag order doesn't leave The gag order request 

Spears' children in jeopardy was discussed in open court 
and that Spears is more con- before other issues were 
cerned about the paparazzi taken behind closed doors, 
frenzy that follows her. Kaplan, who frequently 

Kaplan noted that the 
paparazzi swarms existed 
before Spears filed for 
divorce in November 2006. 

Spears has not been 
allowed to see sons Jayden 
James, 1, and Sean Preston, 
2, since an incident at her 



the courthouse." 

"And you think this 
order would fix that?" asked 
Gordon."! think the First 
Amendment is important 
but this is about the practi- 
cal aspects of the case," said 
Kiley. 

The commissioner said 
the public has a right to 
know court orders. He 
agreed that public safety 
and access to the courthouse 
was a concern but "that's a 
law enforcement issue." 

Kaplan said he hoped 
things will be different now 
that the conservatorship is 
in place because there will 



speaks to reporters outside be "no pre-leaking of infer 



the courthouse after hear 
ings, told Gordon he only 
summarizes what went on 
in court when the commis- 
sioner allows it and he 
never discusses the chil- 
dren's whereabouts or 



mation to favored media 
outlets as to where they 
(Spears and companions) 
are going and how they will 
get there." 




February 21,2008 7 



Steve Irwin's son suffers first snakebite 

Four year old son of the infamous Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, 
was recently bit by a snake. The baby boa constrictor apparently bit 
the child when he went to pick it up. According to his mother,' the 
toddler wasn't phased by the bite at all. Snake bites are not uncom- 
mon m the Irwin family. Now 9-year old daugher Bindi.received her 
first snake bite when she was just 18 months old. 



Man plans to unveil Marilyn Monroe photo 

A Las Vegas man named Lawrence Nicasto plans to unveil a pic- 
ture of the late Marilyn Monroe posing as a nude hitchhiker. Nicastro 
says he came across the photo a year a^o while going through items 
in his home. A news conference is scheduled for sometime 
Wednesday. 

Pink and Hart call it quits 

Singer Pink and motocross racer Carey Hart are calling it quits 
after a 2 year long marriage. The pair met at the 2001 X Games in 
Las Vegas and were married Jan. 7, of 2006 in Costa Rica. Pink's 
representative told the media "This decision was made by best 
friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another." 



Spice Girl's Bus Driver saves the day 

The bus driver for the Spice Girl's helped Michigan police to arrest 
a man suspected for carjacking on Saturday. The driver reportedly 
dialed 911 to report a drunk driver, but when police arrested the 
motorist he was connected to a carjacking incident in a nearby town. 



All headlines courtesy of the Associated Press 



30th annual Oscars ceremony approaching 



Joey Pettine 

Staff Writer 

It's that time of year 
again and on Sunday, Feb. 
24. on ABC, the 80th Annual 
Academy Awards, also 
known as the Oscars, will be 
awarding the past year's 
greatest actors, artists and 
films. To go along with the 
event is my very own, super 
special Joey's Oscar Picks. 

This year the nominees 
for Best Song are not 
extremely varied. There is 
"Falling Slowly" from the 
film "Once," "Raise It Up" 
from the musically driven 
family piece "August Rush," 
and from Disney's 
"Enchanted." "Happy 

Working Song," "So Close," 
and "That's How You Know." 

While I refuse to specifi- 
cally pick which one of these 
songs will win, I can tell you 
right now it is most likely to 
be one from Disney, simply 
because the Academy favors 
Disney songs. "The Little 
Mermaid," "Beauty And The 
Beast, and even "Hercules" 
have all made their marks 
with the Academy and 
Disney's newest film, paro- 
dying their older ones, is 
sure to get an award for at 
least one of their songs. 
Plus, the odds are just plain 
in their favor. 

The award for Best 
Score should be awarded to 
"3: 10 To Yuma." The world 
has heard too many heart 
wrenching scores to make 
"Atonement" or "The Kite 
Runner" a winner and, 
while the scores of "Micheal 
Clayton" and "Ratatouille" 



are well-crafted, none really 
stand up to the originality 
and inspiration of "3: 10 To 
Yuma." It seems to take the 
classic feel of music from the 
old western films while still 
bringing something original 
to the table. Something new 
invoking nostalgia of some- 
thing long gone. The skill 
put into this work deserves 
to be awarded. 

Best Supporting Actor is 
a bit of a tough one. While 
Hal Holbrook's performance 
in "Into The Wild" was only 
okay and Phillip Seymour 
Hoffman's role in "Charlie 
Wilson's War" seemed like 
some stock character, there 
were brilliant performances 
by the legendary Tom 
Wilkinson in "Micheal 
Clayton" and even the not- 
so-legendary Casey Affleck 
in "The Assasination Of 
Jesse James By The Coward 
Robert Ford." The best per- 
formance of all, and the 
most deserving of the 
award, is Javier Bordem's 
villainous role in "No 
Country For Old Men." As 
someone recently told me, 
"Watching that film you just 
get the sense you never 
wanna be in the way of that 
villain." It is that kind of 
acting that deserves to be 
rewarded. 

Best Supporting Actress 
should be given to Tilda 
Swinton for her beautiful 
performance in "Micheal 
Clayton." Next to her. Amy 
Ryan, Sairse Ronan, Ruby 
Dee and Gate Blanchett just 
don't stand a chance. 

Now, while many 
believe the award for Best 



Actress should go to an 
older veteran such as Lara 
Linney in "The Savages" or 
Cate Blanchett, who was 
nominated in two roles, for 
"Elizabeth: The Golden 
Age." I personally believe 
the award belongs to Ellen 
Page for her ingenious per- 
formance in "Juno." For a 
young actress to go from 
roles like Kitty Pryde in 
"X3: The Last Stand" to 
something like "Juno," she 
needs to win. 

Yet again, there is no 
contest for Best Actor. While 
actors like Viggo Mortensen, 
George Clooney, Tommy Lee 
Jones and Johnny Depp are 
truly brilliant and magnani- 
mous actors it seems as if 
the nominations they 
received this year just aren't 
fair since so many of them 
have played much better 
and well-acted roles. They 
deserve to win for past roles 
and endeavors. Not movies 
like "Sweeney Todd: The 
Demon Barber Of Fleet 
Street." This year's Best 
Actor award must go to 
Daniel Day-Lewis for his 
performance in "There Will 
Be Blood." While Lewis has 
wowed us before in "Gangs 
Of New York," and his role 
in "There Will Be Blood" is 
so powerful, so compelling, 
that to deny him the award 
would be worse than deny- 
ing Denzel Washington the 
award for his role in 
"Malcolm X." 

Be sure to check out the 
Oscars this weekend and 
see if any of my predictions 
come true. 



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Welcome Home 


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The Spiderwick Chronicles 


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MUSIC REVIEW 
Michael Jackson remake Is unimpressive 




Christopher Campbell 

Sfaff Writer 

Album: Thriller 25th 
Anniversary Edition 
Label: Epic Records 
Rating: 2/ 5 

The world was quite a 
different 25 years ago: The 
Washington Redskins 

defeated the Miami 
Dolphins 27-17 in Super 
Bowl XVII, the first non- 
American Disney theme 
park opened in Japan as 
Tokyo Disneyland, Tom 
Brokaw became lead anchor 
for NBC Nightly News and 
Hooters opened up it's first 
restaurant. 

It's fair to say that you 
won't be able to experience 
any of those events if you 
didn't the first time around, 
but there is one major event 
that happened that you can 
experience again and again: 
Michael Jackson's 

"Thriller," which was just 
re-released in a 25th 
anniversary edition. It 
includes the original tracks, 
as well as some remixes by 
current artists, and an unre- 
leased track from the 
Thriller recording sessions. 
The original Thriller tracks 
are already well criticized 
and praised, but that's not 
going to prevent me from 
putting in my own two 
cents. 

Michael Jackson's 

"Thriller" is the greatest 
selling CD ever made for a 
reason. This is a very well 
crafted piece of art. One of 



only three CD's to have 
seven top 10 singles. Those 
songs and their highest 
position on the charts are: 
"The Girl Is Mine" (# 2 
)"Billie Jean" ( 1 ), "Beat It" 
(1). "Wanna Be Startin' 
Something" (5), "Human 
Nature" (7), "P.YT" (Pretty 
Young Thing) (10), "Thriller" 
(4). In short, it's no secret 
that this album is a good 
one, so I'm making a point of 
separating it from what was 
added to it, because the rest 
of this disc doesn't hold up 
to expectations at all. 

"Vincent Price" (Bonus) 
- Vincent Price (the voice 
from the end of the song 
Thriller) speaking, doesn't 
really add anything to the 
disc. 

"The Girl Is Mine" 2008 
with will. i. am - I enjoy the 
beat, but will.i.am con,stant- 
ly stating that she "likes the 
way I rock, the way I rock" 
is extremely annoying and 
completely erases any posi- 
tive feelings I had towards 
this remix. 

"P.YT" (Pretty Young 
Thing) 2008 with Michael 
Jackson and Will. I.Am - 
Yet again, a fantastic touch 
on a classic with the new 
beat. I think, however, that 
it would have been best to 
stop there, will.i.am's rap in 
the middle really strays 
from the song to much to be 
enjoyable. 

"Wanna Be Startin' 
Somethin" 2008 with 
Michael Jackson, Akon and 
will.i.am - This was the only 
new song I heard off the 
album before reviewing it, 
which is why I chose to 
review it. I actually enjoy 
this remix, I thought it real- 
ly re-did a classic in a man- 
ner that would help renew 
interest in an older artist. 
Beat It 2008 with Fergie 



I was a little scared coming 
into this track. To say that 
I'm not a Fergie fan would 
be a kind understatement. 
I will say, however, that this 
is the second best remix on 
the disc. Fergie does a fairly 
good job of mimicking 
Michael's voice while adding 
in a bit of her own personal- 
ity 

"Billie Jean" 2008 with 
Kanye West ■ Absolutely 
love this beat. However, 
that's all that is really 
changed with this song. 
Kanye adds two words to 
this track. "Uh" and "Yea." 
It feels as if the whole song 
you're waiting for some- 
thing, but nothing ever hap- 
pens. It seems as though 
Kanye had some moral 
issues with tweaking this 
classic. 

"For All Tim" (unre- 
leased track from original 
Thriller sessions) - A slow 
ballad, I can't imagine why 
they wouldn't put this 
before the remixes in order 
to keep with the continuity 
of the album. Regardless it 
is a nice song, but isn't real- 
ly up to par with the rest of 
the star-studded Thriller 
album. 

Michael Jackson's 

"Thriller" is undoubtedly a 
masterpiece, but this recon- 
tructed version really tar- 
nishes i's good name. The 
remixes, for the most part, 
take away from the original 
songs, as opposed to adding 
to them. 

I can understand want- 
ing to make Michael 
Jackson more appealing to 
today's youth, and this was 
a great disc to make such an 
attempt. It would have been 
a much smarter idea to 
include something more "; 
tasteful then a couple of 
thrown together remixes. 



Owen Wilson returns to the big screen 



Associated Press 

Owen Wilson is going 
back to work for the first 
time since his reported sui- 
cide attempt last summer. 

Wilson, 39, and co-star 
Jennifer Aniston begin 
shooting March 10 on 20th 



Century Fox's "Marley & 
Me," the studio said. It tells 
the tale of a couple who 
adopt a dog to give parent- 
hood a trial run, then find 
the mischievous pooch 
more than they bargained 
for. 

After he was hospital- 
ized last August, Wilson 



dropped out of this sum- 
mer's comedy "Tropic 
Thunder," which already 
had been in production. 

Due out Christmas 
Day, "Marley & Me" is 
directed by David Frankel 
and based on the book by 
John Grogan. Alan Arkin 
co-stars. 




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Pierce the Veil, Cry of 
the Afflicted: Mr. Small's. 
March 2, 6:30 p.m. $15. 
Tickets available at 866- 
468-3401. 

The Stills: Diesel. March 
6,6p.na.$12$15. For more 
information www.liveat- 
diesel.com 

The Black Dahlia 
Murder w/ Animosity: 

Mr. Small's. March 6, 6 
p.m. $12 $14. Tickets 
available at 866-468-3401. 

Lohio w/ Vainola: Club 
Cafe. March 8, 10 p.m. $7. 
21+ Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club- 
cafe. 

The Oaul Green School 
of Rock AU-stars with 
special guest Jon 
Anderson: Mr. SmalFs. 
March 8, 7p.m. All ages. 
$28. Tickets at 866-468- 
3401. 

The Donnas: Mr. Small's. 
March 9. 6 p.m. $ 15 $17. 
Tickets at 866-468-3401. 



CONCERT 

Calendar 



Ligion: Diesel. March 13, 
6 p.m. All ages. $10-$12. 
For more ticket info visit 
www.liveatdie8el.com 

Aiden w/ Madina Lake: 

Mr. Small's March 15, 6 
p.m. All Ages. $12.$14. 
Tickets available at 866- 
468-3401. 

N.E.R.D ft. Pharell 
Williams: Diesel. March 
19, 6 p.m. $22-125. For 
more ticket info visit 
www.liveatdiesel.com 

The Starting Line 
w/Bayside: Mr. Small's. 
March 19, 6 p.m. $18. 
Tickets at 

www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls. 

Coolio: Diesel. March 27, 9 
p.m. 21+ Tickets TEA. For 
more information visit 
www.liveat4iesel.com 
Man Man: Mr. Small's. 
March 22, 7 p.m. $12. 
Tickets at 

www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls. 



8 February 21,2008 



Classifieds 



Thf Clarion Call 



For Rent 



3 Bedroom furnished house 
and 3 Bedroom apartment 
for rent. Both include wash- 
er/dryer and off-street park- 
ing. Located on Wilson Ave. 
Call 412-951-7416. 

LAKEN 

APARTMENTS- Fully fur- 
nished, Utilities Included. 
Available SUMMER. Fall 
2008/ Spring 2009 for 1-3 
people. Call Patty at (814) 
745-3121 or 229-1683 
www.lakenapartments.com 

Accommodates 3 or 4, 3 

bedroom, 2 complete baths, 
free washer/dryer, large 
s u n d e c k . 
$950/person/semester for 4 
people. $1275 person/semes- 
ter for 3 people. Available 
summer, fall & spring with 
low summer rates. Some 
utilities included. S. Fourth 
Ave. 814-226-5651. AFTER- 
NOON CALLS ONLY 
PLEASE. 

Two bedroom apartment for 
rent. 1 block from campus 
Call 814-226-9279. 

2 bedroom apartment for 2. 
$1300 each per semester 
plus utilities. Washer and 
dryer incl. $225 security 
each student. Call Larry at 
354-2982. 

Roll OUT OF BED TO GO 
TO CLASS! Houses and 
apartments next to campus. 
See them at www.grayand- 
company.net or call FREE 
Gray and Co. 877-562-1020. 

Girls Girls Girls Girls! 
Apartment with 4 private 
bedrooms. Fully furnished, 

1 block from Gemmell. 227- 
2568 

Affordable student housing, 

2 bedroom apartments. 
Close to campus, 814-226- 
7092. 

Attention Seniors and 
Grads! 2 person apart- 
ments. Full kitchens, a/c 
and private parking. All 
utilities included except 
electric, phone and cable. 
On Leatherwood Drive. 
Call 814-745-3397. 

Next to campus, various 
houses and apartments. 
Accommodating 1-4 
students or groups of 3-4. 
Some include utilities. Rent 
starts at $1200 per semes- 
ter. Visit us online at 
www.aceyrental.com or call 
Brian at 814-227-1238 



Apartment for 3 students, 
available summer 08, Fall 
08 and Spring 09. Country 
living, 5 minutes from cam- 
pus on Greenville Pike. Call 
814-221-0480 



Apartment for Rent: Fall 
2008/Spring 2009 semesters 
& Summer 2008. Prime 
location -Downtown Main 
Street - 5 or 6 people. 
Inquires call 226-4871. 



2 person apartments with 
private bedrooms. 

Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
Campus, utilities included. 
Off street parking. Call 814- 
227-2568. 



3 person apartments with 
private bedrooms. 

Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
Campus, utilities included. 
Offstreet parking. Call 814- 
227-2568 

EAGLE PARK APART- 
MENTS FULLY FUR- 
NISHED. INCLUDES 
UTILITIES 3 BLOCKS 
FROM CAMPUS. Leasing 
for spring, summer & fall. 
Safe, clean, and beauti- 
ful. (814)226-4300 
www.eagle-park.net 
Located at 301 Grand 
Avenue, Clarion PA 



4 person apartments with 
private bedrooms. 

Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
Campus, utilities included. 
Offstreet parking. Call 814- 
227-2568. 



Apartments for rent - fall 
08-Spring 09, 2, 3, 4 bed- 
rooms available. All utili- 
ties included, close to cam- 
pus. Call Scott for appoint- 
ment at 434-589-8637. 



3 bedroom house on Wilson 
Ave., semi-furnished, 3-4 
students. Right next to 
Campbell Hall, no pets, 
newly renovated. 814-389- 
3000. 

Large 3 bedroom apartment 
for 3 with heat paid. 
Washer/dryer incl. $1400 
each per semester $225 
security each student. Call 
Larry at 354-2982. 



For Rent: Houses within 
two-blocks of campus. To 
accommodate 2-8 people. 
Private bedroom. Starting 
at $1500 per semester. 
Includes utilities. Call 814- 
229-1182 



House for rent, has five bed- 
rooms/ 2 baths for five or six 
students. Available for Fall 
2008 and Spring 2009. 
Washer, Dryer, Stove, and 
Refrigerator included. Off 
street parking, $1100 per 
semester per student + util- 
ities. Call 814-226-8185 and 
leave a message. 



FOR RENT: 2008-2009 
school year. 2 bedroom 



house for rent for 2 females 
close to campus. 226-6867. 



ATH Apartments 

Affordable, Large, Clean 
apartments for rent in 
Clarion. Washer/Dryer in 
each apt. Accommodates 2- 
3-4 students. Call 814-354- 
2238 or 814-221-3739 for 
details. 

Room for rent near Clarion 
High School, furnished or 
unfurnished. Basic cable, 
WiFi. Off-street parking. 
$250/month. Beautiful sur- 
roundings. 240 Toby Street, 
last on left. 814-297-7204 or 
814-863-4096. 



Vacancy for 2 girls in sum- 
mer '08, 3 girls in fall '08 
and 1 girl in spring '09. 5 
bedroom house, great condi- 
tion. $350 for summer and 
$800 per fall/spring semes- 
ter. On 5th Ave. 814-226- 
5666. 



For Rent: 2 person and 3-4 
person apartments. Close to 
campus. 814-229-9212 and 
814-379-3385. 



House makeover for 6 girls. 
Private Bedrooms, fully fur- 
nished, 1 block from cam- 
pus. 227-2568 



SILVER SPRINGS 

RENTALS - Wouldn't it be 
great to live close to cam- 
pus? Very nice, furnished 
apartments available for fall 
08/spring 09 for 2-4 people. 
Apartments and Houses for 
summer 08 available. Call 
Barbat(814)-379-9721. 



Apartment one block from 
campus, 2-4 students. 
Landlord to pay all utilities. 
Call Jim at 229-4582. 

Studio, 1, 2, and 4 person 
apartments available. All 
utilities included except 
phone and cable. On 
Greenville Ave. Call 814- 
745-3397. 

Four bedroom, newly 
remodeled house, $1200. 
'Two blocks from campus. 
814-227-9000 



Cancun, Acapulco 

Bahamas, S. Padre, Florida 
800-648-4849 
www.8tstravel.com 



or 



Employment 



A SUMMER UNLIKE ANY 
OTHER! CAMP 

CANADENSIS, a co-ed resi- 
dent camp in the Pocono 
Mountain.s of PA, seeks 
General Bunk Counselors, 
Athletic, Waterfront, 

Outdoor Adventure and Art 
Specialists. Join our staff 
from around the U.S. and 
abroad and have the experi- 
ence of a lifetime! Good 
salary and travel allowance. 
Internships encouraged. We 
will be on campus 



Thursday, Feb. 21. To 
schedule a meeting or for 
more info, call toll-free 800- 
832-8228, visit www.canade 
nsis.com or e-mail us at 
info(<''canadensis.com 

400 Counselors/ 

Instructors needed! Coed 
summer camps in Pocono 
Mountains. Pennsylvania. 
Top Salarv. www.lohikan 
.com. 1-800-488-4321. 



Personals 



Greeks 



DZ Chair of the week 

Lindsey Weidner 

DZ Sister of the Week 

Mary Jane Marshall 



Luke. 

Happy Birthday! 

With liovo, the eels 

Aunt Pat. 

See you in a month! 

Pappy, Congrats on being 
able to drive! 

Aunt Chris, I am PUMPED 
for Vegas!! 

Hi mom and dad! - B 

Ledbetter Heights CD 
release party! Friday, Feb, 
29 at 8:30 p.m. in 
Shippensburg. Go to 
www.mvspace.coni/LedBett 
erHeig hts for more info. 



NEED A GOAL FOR THIS SPRING?^ 
WANT TO DEVELOP A NEW CHALLENGE FOR 2008? 

Want to support the Clarion University athletic department? 



Travel 



Bahamas vacation break 
March 7 thru March 14 in 1 
bedroom condo on Paradise 
Island across marina from 
the famous Atlantis resort. 
$800 plus additional taxes. 
Call 229-3294 

Spring Break 2008. Sell 
Trips, Earn Cash and Go 
Free. Call for group dis- 
counts. Best Prices 
Guaranteed! Jamaica, 




The Clarion Call 



Sports 



February 21,2008 9 



Call On You 

Compiled by Casey McGovern and Caweo Evans 



Everyone wants to get away, so we want to know... 

If you could go anywhere in the world, 
where would you go and why? 








Cory Rogers 

Freshman 
Political Science 



'Trobably Jamaica 
because there's no 
snow." 



Kristin Carpang 

Freshman 

Efigineering 

"Edmonton, Canada 
b^ause they have a 
cool hockey arena 
there..** 



Bridget O'Donneu 

Freshman 
Spanish 

"Ecuador, so I could go 
camping in the moun- 
tains." 



Mike Smalls 

Freshman 
Business 

"Hawaii, because I 
have never been there 
before." 



Amy Denison 

Freshman 

Elementary and Special 
Education 

"Germany, because I 
love the language and 
would like to meet up 
with people I have 
already met with from 
there. " 



Clarion wins first Eastern Wrestling League match in nearly four years 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLARION - Feb. 14 The 
Golden Eagle wrestling 
team won their first Eastern 
Wrestling League match in 
nearly four years when they 
defeated Cleveland State 
University on Valentine's 



Day in Tippin Gymnasium. 
The last EWL win for 
Clarion came on Feb. 19, 
2004 against Ijock Haven 
University. 

The match on 

Valentine's night began at 
165 lbs where Dominic Ross 
of Clarion dropped a 5-3 
decision to Marcus Effner of 



CSU. The Golden Eagles 
bounced right back at 174 
lbs when Mario Morelli 
picked up a fall over JT 
Miller to give Clarion a 6-3 
lead. The ball kept rolling 
at 184 lbs when Scott 
Joseph notched a technical 
fall over Derek Cummins to 
take the lead 11-3. 




Lenore Watson/ The Clarion Call 

Dominic Ross is sliown in action during tt)e Golden Eagles 21-13 loss Feb. 16 against Lock 
leaven. Ross was one of four Golden Eagles to win their match in the nr)eet. This was the Golden 
Eagles final home meet of the season. 



Clarion split the next 
two matches with Jamie 
Luckett picking up a deci- 
sion victory at 197 lbs and 
Roman Husam giving up a 
major decision at 285 lbs. 
That would prove to be the 
last loss of the night for 
Clarion; as they went on to 
win the final five bouts. Jay 
Ivanco picked up a 12-3 
major decision over Ryan 
Riggs at 125 lbs. At 133 lbs 
Rob LaBrake used a five 
point move in the first peri- 
od and never looked back as 
he went on to win 6-2 over 
Josh Palivoda. At 141 lbs 
Junior Co-Captain Sal 
Lascari sealed the team vic- 
tory with an emotionally 
charged 2-0 win over Mike 
Hurley. 

"The match had a lot of 
personal significance to me 
with clinching the first EWL 
win in awhile and what hap- 
pened last year against 
them, it was a great win," 
said assistant coach Ethan 
Bosch who was at the helm 
while head coach Teague 
Moore was in Oklahoma 
tending to a family matter. 




"This was a great win for us 
and the program, the guys 
really came fired up tonight 
and it showed in the way 
that they wrestled." 

The match clinched the 
dual for the Golden Eagles 
and avenged last year's 44-3 
loss to Cleveland State. 
Hadley Harrison picked up 
a 7-3 win at 149 lbs and 
Travis Uncapher notched an 
8-3 decision at 157 lbs to fin- 
ish out the dual. 

The Golden Eagles were 
unable to carry their 
momentum on to Saturday 
as they dropped their final 



Lenore Watson / The Clarion Call 
home dual of the season to 
Lock Haven 21-13. Clarion 
won four of the first five 
matches but that was all the 
Golden Eagles could muster 
as they lost the final five. 
Picking up wins for Clarion 
were LaBrake, Lascari, 
Uncapher and Ross. 

The Golden Eagles are 
now 10-13-1 on the season 
and wrestle their final dual 
match of the season 
Wednesday February 20 at 
the University of 

Pittsburgh's Fitzgerald 
Fieldhouse at 7 p.m. 



Men's basketball defeats Ship ^'^'^y Practicing, not ready to return 

84-62, improve to 5-4 in PSAC 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 20 - 
Clarion's men's basketball 
team continued their push 
towards the PSAC playoffs 
with an 84-62 drubbing of 
Shippenburg on Saturday. 
The rematch between the 
two wasn't as close as the 
first meeting, which Clarion 
won 89-80 at Tippin Gym. 

The first half was a 
tight one, with neither team 
managing to pull away. The 
Red Raiders held a slight 
lead for most of the half, but 
Clarion took the lead with 
3:04 remaining and then 
closed out the half with a 
jumper from senior forward 
Lamar Richburg jumper 
and a three-pointer from 
junior guard David Blanks 
to hit the locker room with a 
43-36 advantage. 

The mini run that 
Clarion used to close the 
first half continued on 
through the second half, 
where the Golden Eagles 
outscored Ship 41-26. The 
Golden Eagles steadily built 



their lead throughout the 
second half, leading by 
many as 25 points. 

Clarion was able to 
dominate the Red Raiders 
with their shooting. The 
Golden Eagles shot a season 
best 57.6% from the field, 
including an impressive 10- 
15 from beyond the three- 
point line. 

Sophomore guard 

Demetrius Graham led the 
way for'the sharpshootmg 
Golden Eagles with a game 
high 19 points and eight 
assists. Senior forward 
Ricky Henderson scored 16 
points and was the top 
rebounder with nine. Senior 
guard Lonnell Jones scored 
14 points while freshman 
Mike Sherry, who just won 
his fifth PSAC-West Rookie 
of the Week award on 
Monday, chipped in 10. 
Leading the way for 
Shippensburg was center 
Derrick Graff with 18 points 
and six rebounds. 

"Well we came out 
against Ship really trying to 
emphasize pressure," said 
Sherry. "We wanted to make 



them earn every inch of the 
floor in that game and I 
think as a team we were 
excellent especially in our 
initial pressure with guys 
Hke Meech and Lonell". 

With the victory, head 
coach Ron Righter's team 
improved to 13-10, 5-4 in 
PSAC-West play. Clarion is 
still in direct competition 
with lUP and Slippery Rock 
for a PSAC playoff spot. 
Going into "Wednesday 
night's game versus Lock 
Haven, the Golden Eagles 
are a game and a half ahead 
of SRU in the standings and 
a half a game ahead of lUP 
for the PSAC-West third 
seed. 

The remaining schedule 
for Clarion holds three 
teams they have already 
defeated this season Lock 
Haven, Slippery Rock and 
Briarcliffe. Clarion's tough- 
est test may come against 
Edinboro, who has already 
clinched a PSAC playoff 
berth and holds a decisive 
94-68 decision over Clarion 
last month. 



Alan Robinson 

Associated Press 

PITTSBURGH (AP) - 
Sidney Crosby enjoyed his 
best and most demanding 
practice since injuring his 
right ankle, skating at full 
speed Monday and spinning 
off several of the gee-whiz 
passes that only an eHte few 
NHL playmakers can make. 

Crosby was without the 
yellow, no-contact jersey he 
first wore when he resumed 
practicing with the 
Pittsburgh Penguins last 
week. 

There was no sign that 
linemates Ryan Malone and 
Colby Armstrong were slow- 
ing down to accommodate 
their still-healing team- 
mate. 

For now, though, it was 
only a tease. 

While Crosby looked to 
be in game shape, last sea- 
son's NHL scoring champion 
and MVP cautioned that he 
isn't ready to return from 
his high ankle sprain and he 
still isn't certain when he 
will be. 

"I'm probably more com- 
fortable on the ice because 
I've been out there a little 
bit longer now, but other 



than that there hasn't been 
a huge improvement at this 
point," said Crosby, who 
said he definitely won't play 
Tuesday night against 
Florida. "It's just going to 
take time." 

After Crosby was 
injured crashing into the 
boards Jan. 18 against 
Tampa Bay, doctors esti- 
mated that he would be out 
six to eight weeks. That 
forecast has not been adjust- 
ed, even though Crosby is 
practicing much earlier 
than expected. 

"I have expectations of 
trying to improve every day 
and hoping it does improve 
every day, but that's not 
always the case, especially 
with this," Crosby said of an 
injury he acknowledges is 
painful and long-lasting. 
"Some days are worse than 
others." 

Crosby needs clearance 
from team physician 
Charles Burke before play- 
ing but, as Crosby said, it's 
really the player's call, 
because only he knows how 
he feels. 

"You just have to go by 
feel, and I've tried to edu- 
cate myself with the way it 
heals," Crosby said. "I think 



I'll know when I'm ready as 
far as what my body tells 
me." 

Crosby, last season's 
NHL scoring champion and 
MVP, resumed skating as 
soon as possible to maintain 
his conditioning. He said he 
is pleased that his leg 
strength has quickly 
returned. 

But Crosby is apparent- 
ly having problems making 
the quick stops, cuts and 
turns that are necessary to 
play at Crosby's accustomed 
level. 

"It's just one of those lin- 
gering things," Crosby said. 
"As long as it (the healing) is 
not going backward, and I 
have to miss more time after 
I come back, that's the main 
thing for me as long as the 
strength's there." 

Penguins goalie Marc- 
Andre Fleury's recovery 
from the same injury illus- 
trates why Crosby's status 
remains cloudy. Fleury 
injured his right ankle Dec. 
6 and only now appears to 
be close to returning. 



See "PENS," on page 
10. 




clarion.edu/intramurals 



Bowling Results 

2/14/08 Thursday 



Ballz Deep 
Scoregasm 
Baby Gap 
Shut Up and 
iBowl 

Capt. Geech 
Other Side of 
Sioux loves 



1006 

1073 

921 

1033 

1039 

1061 

1217 

1058 
Prize Winning 928 
2/13/08 Wednesday 
Milf Hunters 1071 Good Buds 



Green Monkeys 9 1 8 
I Can't Believe 1035 
604 Bunch 910 
Off In Shower 764 
Blue Barracud 1020 
The Sox 873 

Flying Rac 822 
Balls and Dolls 877 
Panty Raiders F 



Dirty Bison 1188 
Thunder Dow 1 191 
Balls Out Gutt 10 1 4 
High Rollers 1104 
Clarion Bowl 1087 
AMA II 866 

Drink Drank 1181 
2/12/08 Tuesday 
Bowl Arena II lOOO 
Pocket Rocket 1 0O8 
King Pins 956 
Tom's Alley 1118 
Team Rambo 1 1 22 
The Gladiator 1058 
The Strikers 1084 
ROC II 1082 



818 

Children Left 917 
The Hangover 939 
Sasquatch 868 

Team Awsome F 
Good Buds II 714 
Little Lebowski F 



Fatletes 



956 



964 



Yellow Band 
BYE 

Pork and Meat F 
ROC I 987 

Alley Cats 1022 
Rack Ball 979 

Balls Out Gutt F 
We Need a Na 975 



- 1 spot left on Tuesday- 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural. Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393-1667 



2/21/08 




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5 on 5 Basketball Results 

2/19/08 

Buckets Those Dudes 

Dallas Mavs KSAC 
Clarion Legen Brutal 

2/18/08 

A Whiter Sha Dallas Mavericks 

You Got Pitts Bayside Tigers 28-25 

AliquippaQui Ballz Deep 

2/14/08 

Bailers Hot Stuff 

Ugh OMG The Orange Team 

Buckets Clarion Legends 

Aliquippa Qui KSAC 

Those Dudes Bayside Tigers 5 1 

You Got Pitts Manstars 

2/13/08 

Levis Mom Team Terrible 

Jesse & the R My New Haircut 

Q & Some Brutal 

5 on 5 BK Top Teams 

Men's 

17. Buckets 
8. Those Dudes 
2. A Whiter Shade of Pale 
5. Jesse and The Rippers 

18. Aliquippa Quips 
Women's 
W2. Ugh OMG WTF 
W3. Clarion Girls 
W5. Bailers 



39-29 
14-12 
36-24 

44-34 

38-33 

F 

33-32 
55-35 
44-29 

42-41 

36-31 
48-32 
45-31 



7-0 
6-1 
5-1 
5-1 
5-1- 



3-1 
3-1 
3-1 



Floor Hockey Results 

Chris Hanson's K Team Capn' C 7-0 

Headless Chickens The Hockey C 8-1 

Team Fuggitaboutit Little Pigs 6-0 

Little Pigs Crimson Crim 2-0 
2/13/08 

Chris Hansons Kids Fun Bunch 5-2 

Distritt 5 Crimson Crim 7-0 

Team Fuggitaboutit Little Pigs 9-2 

Headless Chickens Hockey Club 3-0 
9. Headless Chickens 4-0 

3 on 3 Volleyball Results 

2/19/08 

TOCG CU Girls 21-16, 21-20. 5-1 1 

Original Gang 129* 21-5.21-5 

Upcoming Events... 

Inner Tube Water Polo Billiards 

-Weather Warning- 

Please call the REC Center Front 
Desk 393-1667 to check for 
cancellations due to bad weather. 

Use your best judgment if your team can't 
make it to a game, call us and we will 
reschedule it for you. 

Intramurals on the Web 
clarion.edu/intramurals 



CLUB SPORT CORNER 

Men's Volleyball Club - 

Results from Friday, Feb 1 5"" 
Slippery Rock defeated Clarion 

25.19,16-25,25-22,26-28. 15-11 
Clarion defeated Pitt Johnstown F 

Next: Sunday, 2/24 at SRU vs. lUP and SRU. 

Racquetbail Club - 
Tournament Thursday, 2/2 1 at 5pm 

All skill levels welcome. 
**Head'* Rep and Tournament player 
will be here to help you improve your 
game! Meetings every Thursday at 5pm 

Hockey Club - 

Results from Wednesday, 2/13 

Clarion 6 Geneva 2 
Next game: Thursday. 2/2 1 

Frisbee Club - 

Home Tournament March 29 

Track and Field Club - 

Complete team results from SRU meet- 
Sean McFarland: I Mile: 1st Place (4:43.88) 
800 Meter: 6th place (2:07.95) 
Adam Sencak: 400 meter: 12th Place (I. -00.73) 
Levi Miller: 5000 meter 3^" Place (17:12.96) 
Mark Simbeck 4x400 relay: 2nd (3:38.95) 



8 February 21, 2008 



For Rent 



.'5 Ik'droom lurnishcd house 
and 3 Bt'droom apartment 
for rent. Both include wash- 
er/dryer and off-street park- 
ing. Located on Wilson Ave. 
Call412-951-7416. 

LAKKX 

APARTMENTS- Fully fur- 
nished. Utilities Included. 

Available SUMMER, Fall 
2008/ Spring 2009 for 1-3 
people. Call Patty at (814) 
74r):n21 or 229-1683 
wwvv.lakeiiapartments.com 

Accommodates 3 or 4, 3 

bedroom, 2 complete baths, 
free washer/dryer, large 
s u n d e c k . 
$950/person/semester for 4 
people. $1275 person/semes- 
ter for 3 people. Available 
summer, fall & spring with 
low summer rates. Some 
utilities included. S. Fourth 
Ave. 814-226-5651. AFTER- 
NOON CALLS ONLY 
PLEASE. 

Two hedro(jm apartment for 
rent. 1 block from campus 
Call 814-226-9279. 

2 bedroom apartment for 2. 
$1300 each per semester 
plus utilities. Washer and 
dryer incl. $225 security 
each .student. Call Larry at 
354-2982. 

Roll OUT OF BED TO GO 
TO CLASS! Houses and 
apartments next to campus. 
See them at www.grayand- 
company.net or call FREE 
Gray and Co, 877-562-1020. 

Girls Girls (iirls Girls! 
Apartment with 4 private 
bedrooms. Fully furnished, 

1 block from Gemmell. 227- 

2568 

Affordable student housing, 

2 bedroom apartments. 
Close to campus. 814-226- 
7092. 

Attention Seniors and 
Grads! 2 person apart- 
ments. Full kitchens, a/c 
and private parking. All 
utilities included except 
electric, phone and cable. 
On Leatherwood Drive, 
Call 814-745-3397. 

Next to campus, various 
houses and apartments. 
Accommodating 1-4 
students or groups of 3-4, 
Some include utilities. Rent 
starts at $1200 per semes- 
ter. Visit us online at 
www.acevrental.com or call 
Brian at 814-227-1238 



Apartment for 3 students, 
available summer 08, Fall 
08 and Spring 09, Country 
living, 5 minutes from cam- 
pus on Greenville Pike, Call 
814-221-0480 



Classifieds 



Tm Ci ARioN C\ii 



Apartment for Kent: Fall 
2()08/Spring 2009 semesters 
& Summer 2008. Prime 
location -Downtown Main 
Street - 5 or 6 people. 
Inquires call 226-4871. 



2 person apartments with 
private bedrooms. 

Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
Campus, utilities included. 
Off street parking. Call 814- 
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Sports 



February 21,2008 9 



Clarion wins first Eastern Wrestling League match in nearly four years 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLAIilON - Feb. 14 The 
(lolden Ea^'le wrestling 
team won thi'ir first Eastern 
Wrestling League match in 
nearly four years when they 
defeated Cleveland State 
University on Valentine's 



Day in Tippin (lymnasium. 
The last EWL win for 
Clarion came on PVb. 19. 
2004 against Lock Haven 
University. 

The match on 
Valentine's night began at 
1H5 lbs where Dominic Ross 
of Clarion dropped a 5-3 
decision to Marcus Effner of 



CSU. The Golden Eagles 
bounced right back at 174 
lbs when Mario Morelli 
picked up a fall over JT 
Miller to give Clarion a 6-3 
lead. The ball kept rolling 
at 184 lbs when Scott 
Joseph notched a technical 
fall over Derek Cummins to 
take the lead 11-3. 




Lenore Watson/The Clarion Call 

Dominic Ross is sliown in action during tlie Golden Eagles 21-13 loss Feb. 16 against Lock 
l-laven. Ross was one of fou: Golden Eagles to win their nnatch in the meet. This was the Golden 
Eagles final home meet of the season. 



Clarion split the next 
two matches with Jamie 
Luckett picking up a deci- 
sion victory at 197 lbs and 
Roman Husam giving up a 
major decision at 285 lbs. 
That would prove to be the 
last loss of the night for 
Clarion: as they went on to 
win the final five bouts. Jay 
Ivanco picked up a 12-3 
major decision over Ryan 
Riggsat 125 lbs. At 133 lbs 
Rob LaBrake used a five 
point move in the first peri- 
od and never looked back as 
he went on to win 6-2 over 
Josh Palivoda. At 141 lbs 
Junior Co-Captain Sal 
Lascari sealed the team vic- 
tory with an emotionally 
charged 2-0 win over Mike 
Hurley. 

"The match had a lot of 
personal .significance to me 
with clinching the first EWL 
win in awhile and what hap- 
pened last year against 
them, it was a great win." 
said assistant coach Ethan 
Bosch who was at the helm 
while head coach Teague 
Moore was in Oklahoma 
tending to a family matter. 




"This was a great win for us 
and the program, the guys 
really came fired up tonight 
and it showed in the way 
that they wrestled." 

The match clinched the 
dual for the Golden Eagles 
and avenged last year's 44-3 
loss to Cleveland State. 
Hadley Harrison picked up 
a 7-3 win at 149 lbs and 
Travis Uncapher notched an 
8-3 decision at 157 lbs to fin- 
ish out the dual. 

The Golden P^agles were 
unable to carry their 
momentum on to Saturday 
as they dropped their final 



Lenore Watson The Clarion Call 
home dual of the season to 
Lock Haven 21-13. Clarion 
won four of the first five 
matches but that was all the 
Golden Eagles could nuister 
as they lost the final five. 
Picking up wins for Clarion 
were LaBrake, Lascari, 
Uncapher and Ross. 

The Golden Eagles are 
now 10-13-1 on the season 
and wrestle their final dual 
match of the season 
Wednesday February 20 at 
the University of 

Pittsburgh's Fitzgerald 
Fieldhou.se at 7 p.m. 



Men's basketball defeats Ship ^'^'^y practicing, not ready to return 

84-62, improve to 5-4 in PSAC 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Wiiier 

CLARION. Feb. 20 - 
Clarion's men's basketball 
team continued their push 
towards the PSAC playoffs 
with an 84-62 drubbing of 
Shippenburg on Saturday. 
The rematch between the 
two wasn't as close as the 
first meeting, which Clarion 
won 89-80 at Tippin Gym. 

The first half was a 
tight one, with neither team 
managing to pull away. The 
Red Raiders held a slight 
lead for most of the half, but 
Clarion took the lead with 
3:04 remaining and then 
closed out the half with a 
jumper from senior forward 
Lamar Richburg jumper 
and a three-pointer from 
junior guard David Blanks 
to hit the locker room with a 
43-36 advantage. 

The mini run that 
Clarion used to close the 
first half continued on 
through the second half, 
where the Golden Eagles 
outscored Ship 41-26. The 
Golden Eagles steadily built 



their lead throughout the 
second half, leading by 
many as 25 points. 

Clarion was able to 
dominate the Red Raiders 
with their shooting. The 
Golden Eagles shot a season 
best 57.6"n from the field, 
including an impressive 10- 
15 from beyond the three- 
point line. 

Sophomore guard 

Demetrius Graham led the 
way for the sharpshooting 
Golden Eagles with a game 
high 19 points and eight 
assists. Senior forward 
Ricky Henderson scored 16 
points and was the top 
rebounder with nine. Senior 
guard Lonnell Jones scored 
14 points while freshman 
Mike Sherry, who just won 
his fifth PSAC-West Rookie 
of the Week award on 
Monday, chipped in 10. 
Leading the way for 
Shippensburg was center 
Derrick Graff with 18 points 
and six rebounds. 

"Well we came out 
against Ship really trying to 
emphasize pressure," said 
Sherry. "We wanted to make 



them earn every inch of the 
floor in that game and I 
think as a team we were 
excellent especially in our 
initial pressure with guys 
like Meech and Lonell". 

With the victory, head 
coach Ron Righter's team 
improved to 13-10, 5-4 in 
PSAC-West play. Clarion is 
still in direct competition 
with lUP and Slippery Rock 
for a PSAC playoff spot. 
Going into Wednesday 
night's game versus Lock 
Haven, the Golden Eagles 
are a game and a half ahead 
of SRU in the standings and 
a half a game ahead of lUP 
for the PSAC-West third 
seed. 

The remaining schedule 
for Clarion holds three 
teams they have already 
defeated this season Lock 
Haven, Slippery Rock and 
Briarcliffe. Clarion's tough- 
est test may come against 
Edinboro, who has already 
clinched a PSAC playoff 
berth and holds a decisive 
94-68 decision over Clarion 
last month. 



Alan Robinson 

Asiocialed Prei5 

PITTSBURGH (AP) - 
Sidney Crosby enjoyed his 
best and most demanding 
practice since injuring his 
right ankle, skating at full 
speed Monday and spinning 
off several of the gee-whiz 
passes that only an elite few 
NHL playmakers can make. 

Crosby was without the 
yellow, no-contact jersey he 
first wore when he resumed 
practicing with the 
Pittsburgh Penguins last 
week. 

There was no sign that 
linemates Ryan Malone and 
Colby Armstrong were slow- 
ing down to accommodate 
their still-healing team- 
mate. 

For now. though, it was 
only a tease. 

While Crosby looked to 
be in game shape, last sea- 
son's NHL scoring champion 
and MVP cautioned that he 
isn't ready to return from 
his high ankle sprain and he 
still isn't certain when he 
will be. 

"I'm probably more com- 
fortable on the ice because 
I've been out there a little 
bit longer now, but other 



than that there hasn't been 
a huge improvement at this 
point." said Crosby, who 
said he definitely won't play 
Tuesday night against 
Florida. "It's just going to 
take time." 

After Crosby was 
injured crashing into the 
boards Jan. 18 against 
Tampa Bay, doctors esti- 
mated that he would be out 
six to eight weeks. That 
forecast has not been adjust- 
ed, even though Crosby is 
practicing much earlier 
than expected. 

"I have expectations of 
trying to improve every day 
and hoping it does improve 
every day, but that's not 
always the case, especially 
with this," Crosby said of an 
injury he acknowledges is 
painful and long-lasting. 
"Some days are worse than 
others." 

Crosby needs clearance 
from team physician 
Charles Burke before play- 
ing but, as Crosby said, it's 
really the player's call, 
because only he knows how 
he feels. 

"You just have to go by 
feel, and I've tried to edu- 
cate myself with the way it 
heals," Crosby said. "I think 



I'll know when I'm ready as 
far as what mv body tells 



me. 

Crosby, last season's 
NHL scoring champion and 
MVP, resumed skating as 
soon as possible to maintain 
his conditioning. He said he 
is pleased that his leg 
strength has quickly 
returned. 

But Crosby is apparent- 
ly having problems making 
the quick stops, cuts and 
turns that are necessary to 
play at Crosby's accustomed 
level. 

"It's just one of those lin- 
gering things," Crosby said. 
"As long as it (the healing) is 
not going backward, and I 
have to miss more time after 
I come back, that's the main 
thing for me as long as the 
strength's there." 

Penguins goalie Marc- 
Andre Fleury's recovery 
from the same injury illus- 
trates why Crosby's status 
remains cloudy. Fleury 
injured his right ankle Dec. 
6 and only now appears to 
be close to returning. 



See "PENS," on page 
10. 




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2/21/08 




S on 5 Basketball Results 

2/19/08 

Buckets Those Dudes 39-29 

Dallas Mavs KSAC 14-12 

Clarion Legen Brutal 36-24 

2/18/08 

A Whiter Sha Dallas Mavericks 44-34 

You Got Pitts Bayside Tigers 28-25 

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2/1 4/08 

Bailers Hot Stuff F 

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18. Aliquippa Quips 5-1-1 
Women's 

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W3. Clarion Girls 3-f 

W5. Bailers 3-1 



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2/18/08 

Chris Hanson's K Team Capn" C 7-0 

Headless Chickens The Hockey C 8-1 

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2/13/08 

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Headless Chickens Hockey Club 3-0 
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3 on 3 Volleyball Results 

2/19/0 8 

TOCG CU Girls 21-16. 21-20, 5-1 1 

Original Gang 129'' 21-5,21-5 

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CLUB SPORT CORNER 

Men's Volleyball Club - 

Results from Friday, Feb IS"' 
Slippery Rock defeated Clarion 

25-19, 16-25,25-22.26-28. 15-11 
Clarion defeated Pitt Johnstown F 

Next: Sunday. 2/24 at SRU vs. lUP and SRU. 

Racquetball Club - 
Tournament Thursday, 2/21 at 5pm 

All skill levels welcome. 
"Head" Rep and Tournament player 
will be here to help you improve your 
game! Meetings every Thursday at 5pm 

Hockey Club - 

Results from Wednesday. 2/13 

Clarion 6 Geneva 2 
Next game: Thursday. 2/2 1 

Frlsbee Club - 

Home Tournament March 29 

Track and Field Club - 

Complete team results from SRU meet: 
Sean McFarland: I Mile: 1st Place (4:43.88) 
800 Meter: 6th place (2:07.95) 
Adam Sencak: 400 meter: 12th Place (1:00.73) 
Levi Miller: 5000 meter: 3^" Place (17:12.96) 
Mark Simbeck 4x400 relay: 2nd (3:38.95) 



10 February 21,2008 



Sports 



The Clarion Call 



Women's basketball defeats Ship in OT 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 16 - The 
Clarion University women's 
basketball team beat 
Shippensburg in overtime 
88-81 on Saturday, Feb. 16. 
The Golden Eagles trailed 
by two points with 0:02 
remaining in regulation 
when Katrina Greer stepped 
to the foul line and sunk two 
shots to force overtime. 

The win improved 
Clarion's record to 16-7 
overall, 6-3 in PSAC-West 
play, and was their sixth 
victory in seven games. The 
victory also put Clarion a 
half game ahead of 
California for the second 
seed in the PSAC-West. 

The Golden Eagles rode 
the momentum of Greer's 
two late free-throws to a 10- 
3 run to start overtime. 
Leading by seven with 1:38 
remaining Clarion then iced 
the game at the foul-line by 
making seven of eight shots. 

My'Kea Cohill led the 
Golden Eagles with 20 
points. Cohill also grabbed 
seven rebounds and added 
three assists. 

Clarion's once again got 
scoring throughout the line- 
up and had six players score 
in double-figures. Cohill led 
the way while Jessica 
Albanese had 16, Janelle 
Zabresky 15. Greer 14, Sara 
Pratt 11 and Shaina Smith 
had 10. 

Shippensburgs Lauren 
Beckley had quite a game in 
the loss scoring a game-high 
32 points and grabbing a 
game-high 18 rebounds. 

Clarion traveled to Lock 
Haven on Wednesday, Feb. 
20 and defeated the Bald 
Eagles 83-76. The Golden 
Eagles led by as many as 16 
points in the first half. 




National 
Sports Scores 



Casey McGovern/ The Clarion Call 

The Clarion women's basketball team is seen during action against Shippensburg earlier this sea- 
son at Tippin Gym. On Feb. 16 the Golden Eagles traveled to Shippensburg and rallied to send the 
game to overtime in the final seconds. Clarion prevailed in the extra frame 88-81. 



Clarion led by 13 points 
at the break but Lock Haven 
fought back in the second 
half and gained the lead 60- 
59 with 9:11 remaining. In 
the end the Golden Eagles 
were too much for Lock 
Haven 

Greer was once again 
instrumental in the Golden 
Eagles victory. She scored a 
game-high 31 points and 



added four rebounds. Greer 
shot 10-16 from the field 
and 10-10 from the free- 
throw line. 

Albanese and Ashley 
Grimm each chipped in 13 
points in the Clarion victo- 
ry. Albanese also pulled 
down a game-high 10 
rebounds. 

The Golden Eagles 
record now stands at 17-7 



overall and 7-3 in the PSAC- 
West. They have two 
remaining games left in the 
regular season. Next 
Wednesday, Feb. 27, 
Clarion will host the 
Edinboro Fighting Scots in 
their final home game of the 
season. Clarion will then 
travel to Slippery Rock on 
Saturday, March 1 to finish 
up the regular season. 



College 
Basketball 

Memphis (1) vs. 
UAB: 79-78 

Notre Dame (18) vs. 
Rutgers: 71-68 

Tennessee (4) vs. 
Georgia: 74-71 

Colorado vs. 
Kansas (3): 45-69 

UCLA (6) vs. 
USC: 56-46 

Texas A & M (22) vs. 
Texas (7): 50-77 

Xavier (12) vs. 
Rhode Island: 81-77 

Georgetown (11) vs. 
Providence: 68-58 

St. Mary's (20) vs. 
Pepperdine: 100-64 

Syracuse vs. 
Louisville (23): 50-61 

Depaul vs. 
UConn (13): 60-65 

Bradley vs. Drake 
(18): 72-71 

Purdue (15) vs. 
Indiana (14): 68-77 

Marquette (24) vs. 
St. Johns: 73-64 

North Carolina (3) 

vs. NC St.: 84-70 



NHL 

Pittsburgh vs. 
Buffalo: 4-1 

Boston vs. 
Carolina: 3-2 

Philadelphia vs. 
Ottawa: 2-3 OT 

New York Rangers 
vs. Montreal: 5-6 OT 

Florida vs. 
Pittsburgh: 2-3 

Colorado vs. 
Toronto: 1-3 

Edmonton vs. 
Nashville: 4-5 

Chicago vs. 
St. Louis: 1-5 

Vancouver vs. 
Minnesota: 3-2 

NBA 

Houston vs. 
Cleveland: 93-85 

Orlando vs. 
Detroit: 103-85 

Boston vs. 
Denver: 118-124 

Atlanta vs. Los 
Angeles Lakers: 

93-122 

Memphis -vs. 
Seattle: 101-108 



Swim teams gear up for PSAC Championships Indoor track competes 

at Susquehanna Invite 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 19 - The 
men's and women's swim- 
ming and diving teams will 
be traveling to the PSAC 
championships this week- 
end. 

"We're hoping to do 
well," said sophomore Ryan 
Theil. 

The PSAC champi- 
onships will take place at 
the Cumberland Valley 
High School Natatorium, 
located in Mechanicsburg, 
PA. The championships will 
be held Thursday, Feb. 21 
through Sunday Feb. 24. 

Top seeds for the 
Clarion men are Theil, who 
is seeded first in the 50-yard 



freestyle with a time of 
20.58, and Mike Kerr, who 
is seeded first in the 100- 
yard backstroke with a time 
of 51.40. 

The women's team also 
has a top seed in Lori 
Leitzinger who is first in the 
200-yard backstroke, at 
2:03.71. 

The events will kick off 
on Thursday with the 
women's 1,000-yard 

freestyle, followed by the 
men's. Preliminaries will 
begin at 10 a.m. on Friday. 
The day will start off with 
the 200-yard freestyle 
relays, followed by the 500- 
yard freestyle, 200 individ- 
ual medley, 50-yard 
freestyle and 400-yard med- 
ley relay. Finals will then 



begin at 6:00 p.m. with the 
men's events always follow- 
ing the women. 

Saturday preliminaries 
will start again at 10:00 
a.m. The events will be the 
200-medley relay, 400-yard 
individual medley, 100-yard 
butterfly, 200-yard 

freestyle, 100-yard breast- 
stroke and 100-yard back- 
stroke with finals at 6:00 
p.m. 

The final day of the 
event will begin with pre- 
lims again starting at 10. 
Sunday's events will be the 
200-yard backstroke, 100- 
yard freestyle, 200-yard 
breaststroke, 200-yard but- 
terfly, 400-yard freestyle 
relay, and 1650-yard 
freestyle. Finals will begin 



10 minutes following the 
Senior Recognition 

Ceremony, which will begin 
at 4:50 p.m. 

Last year, both the men 
and the women finished sec- 
ond in the PSAC 
Championships behind 
Westchester University. 
The women had a finishing 
score of 386, while the men 
finished with 488. 

The team has been 
preparing for the champi- 
onships all season. Over 
winter break, the team trav- 
eled to Florida in order to 
train on a 500- meter pool. 
Students with a PSAC 
school ID will be admitted 
free to the events. Both men 
and women are expected to 
finish well in the PSAC. 



Demise Simens 

Staff Writer 

Last Saturday at 
Susquehanna, the Golden 
Eagles track team added 
another member to this 
years PSAC squad. Caitlin 
Palko qualified by running a 
time of 19:12.14 in the 5k, 
finishing in sixth place. 

The 4x400 relay team of 
Diane Kress, Jamie Miller, 
Molly Smathers and Kate 
Ehrensberger broke the 
school record in the event 
and finished in fourth place. 

"It was solid perform- 
ance overall and everyone 
improved their times," said 
coach Jayson Resch. 



In the 800m, 

Ehrensberger finished in 
fifth place with a time of 
2:22.46, followed closely by 
Smathers, who placed sixth. 
Other top finishers for 
Clarion include Lisa Nickel, 
who grabbed fourth in the 
mile and Diane Kress, who 
took tenth in the hurdles. 

"We have a few people 
that are borderline qualify- 
ing (for PSACs) in the hur- 
dles and mid distance 
events," said Resch. "Our 
goal this year is to place in 
the top eight." 

The last chance to qual- 
ify is this Saturday, Feb. 23 
at the Kent State Tune Up 
in Kent, Ohio. 



Continued from "PENS" 
on page 9. 

Fleury, a 40-game win- 
ner last season, allowed only 
two goals on 58 shots during 
two rehabilitation starts for 
Wilkes- Bar re/Scranton 
(AHL) last week and was to 
make a third start Monday 
in Binghamton. He could be 
ready to play for Pittsburgh 
as early as Thursday in 
Montreal. 

However, there is no 
sense of urgency on the 
Penguins' part to rush 
Fleury back. Ty Conklin, 
who was in the minors until 
December, has a 15-4-3 
record since Fleury was 
hurt and his .932 save per- 
centage led the NHL 
through Sunday's games. 

"Nothing has changed 
for us," coach Michel 
Therrien said. "Performance 
dictates ice time and that's 
not going to change." 

Conklin played one of 
his strongest games of the 



season Sunday, turning 
aside 36 of 37 shots during 
Pittsburgh's 4-1 victory in 
Buffalo 

Fleury may play again 
Wednesday and, if neces- 
sary, Friday for Wilkes- 
Barre, Therrien said. But 
with Pittsburgh playing 
four games in six days 
beginning Tuesday, it seems 
likely Fleury will start one 
of those games. 

Similarly, Crosby is 
under no pressure to rush 
back prematurely, since the 
Penguins are 7-4-2 without 
him and trail Atlantic 
Division leader New Jersey 
by only two points. 

With Crosby out, Evgeni 
Malkin not only has 
assumed the role of team 
leader and leading scorer, 
he is making a push for the 
NHL scoring title. Malkin 
has 1 1 goals and 14 assists 
for 25 points in 13 games, 
including seven multiple- 
point games. 

"Right now it's a little 



bit easier because we're win- faced with that scenario yet. 

ning," Crosby said. "You To see them doing well, 

don't want to base it too that's the biggest thing for 

much on that (the stand- me." 
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Campus to consider 
FSN in cable options 



Shasta Kurtz 

Managincj Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 25 - 
Student senate announced 
that facilities coordinator G. 
Chad Thomas is negotiating 
with Comcast to bring the 
Fox Sports Network (FSN) 
to campus. 

The university, who is 
in a long-term contract with 
Comcast, is working on 
negotiations with the serv- 
ice provider. Many students 
have told student senate 
that they would like to have 
FSN as a channel option. 

Senator Brian Perkins 
said, "Since we have many 
students from the 
Pittsburgh area, it makes 
sense for the high demand 
for FSN. We want to try to 
give the students what they 
want." 

Perkins said that he 



hopes that the university 
will be able to bring the net- 
work to the students by next 
fall. 

In other business. Dr. 
Jeffery Waple, director for 
the office of campus life, 
announced that interviews 
for the director of public 
safety will start this week. 

Mark E. Hall, David J. 
Dray and Glen EUyn Reid 
will begin the interview 
process. 

"We have very strong 
candidates for the position," 
said Waple. "They all have 
worked on college campuses 
before." 

Also, senate allocated 
$990 to the Clarion 
International Association 
for a group trip to 
Philadelphia and the 
Clarion Social Club was rec- 
ognized as a registered stu- 
dent organization. 



Lunar eclipse over CUP 




Casey McGovern/The Clarion Call 

The lunar eclipse occured on Wednesday, Feb. 20. A lunar 
eclipse occurs when the moon, Earth and sun are all 
aligned. 



Volume 94 Issue 1 8 



Provost candidates 
narrowed to three 



John Doane 

Staff Writer 

Cameo Evans 

Srciff Writer 

CLARION, Feb. 27 - 
President Grunenwald 
announced that the candi- 
dates for provost have been 
narrowed down to three; 
however, the names have 
not released. 

The next step for the 
administration in the search 
is extensive customary 
background checks. The 
administration checks any- 
thing from university tran- 
scripts to police records, to 
credit reports. Grunenwald 
did not indicate as to how 
long this process would 
take. 

Provost interviews 
began in January and the 
following candidates were 
interviewed: Lynne Clark, 
Valentine James, Lanny 
Janeksela. Y.T. Shah and 
Niranjan Pati. 

The Provost acts as the 
chief executive in the event 
that the president is absent 
and is responsible for super- 
vising academic programs, 
maintaining units, faculty 
employment, academic poli- 



cies and budgets and strate- 
gic planning. 

In other news, 
Grunenwald also mentioned 
he attended the Council 
President's Meeting in 
Harrisburg. At the meet- 
ing, a proposal was dis- 
cussed that could change 
the way future students 
would be accepted to 
Clarion. The proposal, cur- 
rently called the Graduation 
Competency Assessment, 
states that high school stu- 
dents would have 10 compe- 
tency tests, six of which they 
would have to pass in order 
to receive their diploma. 
There is also some talk that 
a few of the tests, like math 
and writing, would be 
mandatory to pass in order 
to graduate. 

John McCullough, chair 
of Student Affairs, said that 
there would not be a major's 
fair this year. The main 
reason for this is because of 
poor attendance, especially 
by faculty. The poor faculty 
attendance lead to some of 
the department tables at the 
fair to not be attended by 
any faculty member. 

Student Affairs is re- 
evaluating the format for 
the fair for the future. 



PRSSA hosts president 
of Pittsburgh firm 



Lindsay Grystar 

Editor-in-Chief 

CLARION, Feb. 27 - The 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will host the president of the 
public relations and market- 
ing firm, Skutski & 
Oltmanns, Robert 

Oltmanns. 

On March 3 at 7:30 
p.m., the 25-year veteran of 
public relations will speak 
to Clarion University stu- 
dents about successfully 
breaking into the field in 
Founders 107. 

"PRSSA members are 
always looking to learn new 
ways to master the craft of 
public relations," said Kayla 
Tomblin, freshman mass 
media arts and journalism 
and communication studies 
major and secretary of 
PRSSA. "I feel one of the 
best ways to learn is to talk 
to an actual professional 
with experience in the field." 

The event is free and 
open to all university stu- 
dents. 

Oltmanns began his 
career with the U.S. 
Department of Energy's foc- 
cil energy research program 
and also served as a public 
information specialist with 
Science Applications 



International Corporation. 

He has also worked as a 
crisis communications coun- 
selor and strategic commu- 
nications advisor in public, 
private and nonprofit sec- 
tors. 

Oltmanns also served as 
the president of the PRSA 
Pittsburgh Chapter in 1996 
and is currently the presi- 
dent of IPREX, an interna- 
tional organization of lead- 
ing independent public rela- 
tions firms. 

"We try to book as many 
speakers as we can in a 
semester because it is a 
great way to meet public 
relations professionals," 
said Jodi Blumer, senior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism and communications 
study major and PRSSA 
vice president of activities. 
"They can answer any ques- 
tions we have before going 
into the field and it is also a 
great way to network." 

Blumer said her experi- 
ence with PRSSA and guest 
speakers has already helped 
her to get job interviews and 
professional assistance with 
her resume. 

PRSSA hosts numerous 
speakers throughout the 
year that are open to the 
community and university. 



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HIGHLIGHTS 

Features - page 5 

Pantless postmen 

Two Clarion postmen opt to 
wear shorts after making a bet 
to see who could last longer in 
the winter season. 



Entertainment - page 6 
Dance, dance 




Sports - page 1 

CUP Men's 
basketball 
crushes 
Briarcliff 
122 to 62 




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Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p.6 

Classifieds p.8 

Call on You p.8 

Sports p. 9 



10 February 21,2008 



Sports 



Till Cl ARION C\ll 



Women's basketball defeats Ship in OT 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

CLARION, Feb. 16 - The 
Clarion University women's 
basketball team beat 
Shippensbiirg in overtime 
88-81 on Saturday. Feb. 16. 
The Golden Eagles trailed 
by two points with 0:02 
remaining in regulation 
when Katrina Greer stepped 
to the foul line and sunk two 
shots to force overtime. 

The win improved 
Clarion's record to 16-7 
overall. 6-3 in PSAC-West 
play, and was their sixth 
victory in seven games. The 
victory also put Clarion a 
half game ahead of 
California for the second 
seed in the PSAC-West. 

The Golden Eagles rode 
the momentum of Greer's 
two late free-throws to a 10- 
;{ run to start overtime. 
Leading by seven with 1:.'W 
remaining Clarion then iced 
the game at the foul-line by 
making .seven of eight shots. 

My'Kea Cohill led the 
Golden Eagles with 20 
points. Cohill also grabbed 
seven rebounds and added 
three assists. 

Clarion's once again got 
scoring throughout the line- 
up and had six players score 
in double-figures. Cohill led 
the way while Jessica 
Albanese had 16. Janelle 
Zabresky 15. Greer 14, Sara 
Pratt 1 1 and Shaina Smith 
had 10. 

Shippensburg's Lauren 
Beckley had quite a game in 
the loss scoring a game-high 
32 points and grabbing a 
game-high 18 rebounds. 

Clarion traveled to Lock 
Haven on Wednesday. Feb. 
20 and defeated the Bald 
Eagles 83-76. The Golden 
Eagles led by as many as 16 
points in the first half. 




National 
Sports Scores 



Cm ii;ge 
Basklthall 

Memphis (1) vs. 

UAB: 79-78 

Notre Dame (18) vs. 
Rutgers: 71-68 

Tennessee (4) vs. 
Georgia: 74-71 

Colorado vs. 
Kansas (3): 45-69 

UCLA (6) vs. 
USC: 56-46 

Texas A & M (22) vs. 
Texas (7): 50-77 



NfIL 

Pittsburgh vs. 
Buffalo: 4 1 

Boston vs. 
Carolina: 3-2 

Philadelphia vs. 
Ottawa: 2-3 OT 

New York Rangers 
vs. Montreal: 5-6 OT 

Florida vs. 
Pittsburgh: 2-3 

Colorado vs. 
Toronto: 1-3 

Edmonton vs. 



i^dbK> MuGovern/ The Clarion Call 

The Clarion women's basketball team is seen during action against Shippensburg earlier this sea- 
son at Tippin Gym. On Feb. 16 the Golden Eagles traveled to Shippensburg and rallied to send the 
game to overtime in the final seconds. Clarion prevailed in the extra frame 88-81. 



Clarion led by 13 points 
at the break but Lock Haven 
fought back in the second 
half and gained the lead 60- 
59 with 9:11 remaining. In 
the end the Golden Eagles 
were too much for Lock 
Haven 

Greer was once again 
instrumental in the Golden 
Eagles victory. She scored a 
game-high 31 points and 



added four rebounds. Greer 
shot 10-16 from the field 
and 10-10 from the free- 
throw line. 

Albanese and Ashley 
Grimm each chipped in 13 
points in the Clarion vict(.- 
ry. Albanese also pulled 
down a game-high 10 
rebounds. 

The Golden Eagles 
record now stands at 17-7 



overall and 7-3 in the PSAC- 
West. They have two 
remaining games left in the 
regular season. Next 
Wednesday. Feb. 27. 
Clarion will host the 
Edinboro Fighting Scots in 
their final home game of the 
season. Clarion will then 
travel to Slippery Rock on 
Saturday. March 1 to finish 
up the regular season. 



Xavier (12) vs. 


Nashville: 4-5 


Rhode Island: 81-77 






Chicago vs. 


Georgetown (11) vs. 


St. Louis: 1-5 


Providence: 68-58 






Vancouver vs. 


St. Mary's (20) vs. 


Minnesota: 3-2 


Pepperdine: 100-64 


NBA 


Syracuse vs. 




Louisville (23): 50 61 


Houston vs. 




Cleveland: 93-85 


Depaul vs. 




UConn (13): 60-65 


Orlando vs. 




Detroit: 103-85 


Bradley vs. Drake 




(18): 72-71 


Boston vs. 




Denver: 118-124 


Purdue (15) vs. 




Indiana (14): 68-77 


Atlanta vs. Los 




Angeles Lakers: 


Marquette (24) vs. 


93-122 


St. Johns: 73-64 






Memphis vs. 


North Carolina (3) 


Seattle: 101-108 


vs. NC St.: 84-70 





Swim teams gear up for PSAC Championships Indoor track competes 

at Susquehanna Invite 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION. Feb. 19 - The 
men's and women's swim- 
ming and diving teams will 
be traveling to the PSAC 
championships this week- 
end. 

"We're hoping to do 
well." said sophomore Rvan 
Theil. 

The PSAC champi- 
onships will take place at 
the Cumberland Valley 
High School Natatorium, 
located in Mechanicsburg, 
PA. The championships will 
be held Thursday. Feb. 21 
through Sunday Feb. 24. 

Top seeds for the 
Clarion men are Theil. who 
is seeded first in the 50-vard 



freestyle with a time of 
20.58, and Mike Kerr, who 
is seeded first in the 100- 
yard backstroke with a time 
of 51.40. 

The women's team also 
has a top seed in Lori 
Leitzinger who is first in the 
200-yard backstroke, at 
2:03.71. 

The events will kick off 
on Thursday with the 
women's 1.000-yard 

freestyle, followed by the 
men's. Preliminaries will 
begin at 10 a.m. on Friday. 
The day will start off with 
the 200-yard freestyle 
relays, followed by the 500- 
yard freestyle, 200 individ- 
ual medley. 50-yard 
freestyle and 400-yard med- 
lev relav. Finals will then 



begin at 6:00 p.m. with the 
men's events always follow- 
ing the women. 

Saturday preliminaries 
will start again at 10:00 
a.m. The events will be the 
200-medley relay. 400-yard 
individual medley. 100-yard 
butterny. " 200-yard 

freestyle. 100-yard breast- 
stroke and 100-yard back- 
stroke with finals at 6:00 
p.m. 

The final day of the 
event will begin with pre- 
lims again starting at 10. 
Sunday's events will be the 
20()-yard backstroke. 100- 
yard freestyle. 200-yard 
breaststroke, 200-yard but- 
terfly, 400-yard freestyle 
relay, and 1650-yard 
freestyle. Finals will begin 



10 minutes following the 
Senior Recognition 

Ceremony, which will begin 
at 4:50 p.m. 

Last year, both the men 
and the women finished sec- 
ond in the PSAC 
Championships behind 
Westchester University. 
The women had a finishing 
score of 386, while the men 
finished with 488. 

The team has been 
preparing for the champi- 
onships all season. Over 
winter break, the team trav- 
eled to Florida in order to 
train on a 500-meter pool. 
Students with a PSAC 
school ID will be admitted 
free to the events. Both men 
and women are expected to 
finish well in the PSAC. 



Denise Simens 

Staff Writer 

Last Saturday at 
Susquehanna, the Golden 
Eagles track team added 
another member to this 
year's PSAC squad, Caitlin 
Palko qualified by running a 
time of 19:12.14 in the 5k, 
finishing in sixth place. 

The 4x400 relay team of 
Diane Kress, Jamie Miller. 
Molly Smathers and Kate 
Ehrensberger broke the 
school record in the event 
and finished in fourth place. 

"It was solid perform- 
ance overall and everyone 
improved their times," said 
coach Javson Resch. 



In the 800m, 

Ehrensberger finished in 
fifth place with a time of 
2:22.46. followed closely by 
Smathers. who placed sixth. 
Other top finishers for 
Clarion include Lisa Nickel, 
who grabbed fourth in the 
mile and Diane Kress, who 
took tenth in the hurdles. 

"We have a few people 
that are borderline qualify- 
ing (for PSACs) in the hur- 
dles and mid distance 
events." said Resch. "Our 
goal this year is to place in 
the top eight." 

The last chance to qual- 
ify is this Saturday, Feb. 23 
at the Kent State Tune Up 
in Kent, Ohio. 



Continued from "PENS" 
on page 9. 

Fleury. a 40-game win- 
ner last season, allowed only 
two goals on 58 shots during 
two rehabilitation starts for 
Wilkes-Bar re/Scranton 
(AHL) last week and was to 
make a third start Monday 
in Binghamton. He could be 
ready to play for Pittsburgh 
as early as Thursday in 
Montreal. 

However, there is no 
sense of urgency on the 
Penguins" part to rush 
Fleury back. Ty Conklin, 
who was in the minors until 
December, has a 15-4-3 
record since Fleury was 
hurt and his .932 save per- 
centage led the NHL 
through Sunday's games. 

"Nothing has changed 
for us," coach Michel 
Therrien said. "Performance 
dictates ice time and that's 
not going to change." 

Conklin played one of 
his strongest games of the 



season Sunday, turning 
aside 36 of 37 shots during 
Pittsburgh's 4-1 victorv in 
Buffalo 

Fleury may play again 
Wednesday and, if neces- 
sary, Friday for Wilkes- 
Barre, Therrien said. But 
with Pittsburgh playing 
four games in six days 
beginning Tuesday, it seems 
likely Fleury will start one 
of those games. 

Similarly, Crosby is 
under no pressure to rush 
back prematurely, since the 
Penguins are 7-4-2 without 
him and trail Atlantic 
Division leader New Jersey 
by only two points. 

With Crosby out, Evgeni 
Malkin not only has 
assumed the role of team 
leader and leading scorer, 
he is making a push for the 
NHL .scoring title. Malkin 
has 11 goals and 14 assists 
for 25 points in 13 games, 
including seven multiple- 
point games. 

■Right now it's a little 



bit easier because we're win- faced with that scenario yet. 

ning," Crosby said. "You To see them doing well, 

don't want to base it too that's the biggest thing for 

much on that (the stand- me." 
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Casey McGovern/fhe Clarion Call 

Ctarior) University Is in negotiation with Starbucks ar^d also looHhg into bringing a new coffee shop to Carlson Library. 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 



will see much of the food "Negotiations are 90 

prepared in what we call percent complete for bring- 
display cooking which will ing Starbucks to Clarion," 



CLARION, Feb, 27 - 
Clarion students will be 
able to enjoy a variety of 
new coffee shops 
in the near 
future. 

The new din- 
ing facility will 
be smaller than 
^Chandler dinin? 
hall, but the 
area will be 
more effectively 
used. 

The new dining hall 
will also host banquets, but 
.scheduling of the facility, 
because of its size, will 
become more critical. 

Newswire also indi- 
cates that. "The students 



result in students being 
more comfortable with the 
freshness and quality of the 



stated Jeff Gauger, food 

services director for 

Chartwells. "We are also 

tossing 

VT . . ^^ . 1 . around the 

Negotiations are 90 percent complete -^g^ ^^ 

for bringing a Starbucks to Clarion ... replacing 

We are also tossing around the idea of the Ritazza 

replacing the Ritazza at Carlson at Carlson 

Library wfth another higher ettd spe- ^ ^^ * ^ fj 

• I'x i» 1. withano!h- 

ciahty coffee shop. 



food being served." 

During the construc- 
tion of this multi-million 
dollar facility, negotiations 
are on the way to place a 
Starbucks in the lower 
level. 



er higher 
-Guager end spe- 
cialty cof- 
fee shop." 

Talks have been made 
with Caribou Coffee, 
Seattle's Best Coffee and 
numerous other companies 
about replacing the current 
facilitv. 



Gauger said, "We want 
to give students the option 
to try different things. The 
Ritazza located at the 
Gemmell student complex 
would remain a Ritazza, 
but we would like to try 
something different at 
Carlson." 

Caribou Coffee has cof- 
fee houses located in 15 
U.S. states, primarily in 
the eastern and mid- west 
areas of the U.S. ( 'aribou 
Coffee was e.^tabli.shed in 
Minneapolis, Minn, in 
1992. 

Seattle's Best Coffee 
sprung up in the mid 70's 
and has been a front run- 
ner in the specialty coffee 
world ever since. 



Campus to consider 
FSN in cable options 



Shasta Kurtz 

Mcmagiiiq Eciitor 

CLARION. Feb. 25 - 
Student senate announced 
that facilities coordinator G. 
Chad Thomas is negotiating 
with Comcast to bring the 
Fox Sports Network (FSN) 
to campus. 

The university, who is 
in a long-term contract with 
Comcast, is working on 
negotiations with the serv- 
ice provider. Many students 
have told student senate 
that they would like to have 
FSN as a channel option. 

Senator Brian Perkins 
said. "Since we have many 
students from the 
Pittsburgh area, it makes 
sense for the high demand 
for FSN. We want to try to 
give the students what they 
want." 

Perkins said that he 



hopes that the university 
will be able to bring the net- 
work to the students by next 
fall. 

In other business. Dr. 
Jeffery Waple, director for 
the office of campus life, 
announced that interviews 
for the director of public 
safety will start this week. 

Mark E. Hall, David J. 
Dray and Glen Ellyn Reid 
will begin the interview 
process. 

"We have very strong 
candidates for the position." 
said Waple. "They all have 
worked on college campuses 
before." 

Also, senate allocated 
$990 to the Clarion 
International Association 
for a group trip to 
Philadelphia and the 
Clarion Social Club was rec- 
ognized as a registered stu- 
dent organization. 



Lunar eclipse over CUP 




Casey McGovern/The Clarion Call 

The lunar eclipse occured on Wednesday, Feb. 20. A lunar 
eclipse occurs when the moon, Earth and sun are all 
aligned. 



Volume 94 Issue 1 8 



Provost candidates 
narrowed to three 



John Doane 
Cameo Evans 

Csro?! y'vFiief 

CLARION. Feb. 27 - 
President Grunenwald 
announced that the candi- 
dates for provost have been 
narrowed down to three; 
however, the names have 
not released. 

The next step for the 
administration in the search 
IS extensive customary 
background checks. The 
administration checks any- 
thing from university tran- 
scripts to police records, to 
credit reports. Grunenwald 
did not indicate as to how 
long this process would 
lake. 

Provost interviews 

began in January and the 
following candidates were 
interviewed: Lynne Clark, 
Valentine James. Lanny 
•laneksela, Y.T. Shah and 
Niranjan Pati. 

The Provost acts as the 
chief executive in the event 
that the president is absent 
and is responsible for super- 
vising academic programs, 
maintaining units, faculty 
employment, academic poli- 



cies and budgets and strate- 
gic planning. 

In other news. 
Grunenwald also mentioned 
he attended the Council 
President's Meeting in 
Harrisburg. M the nn'ct- 
ing. a proposal was dis- 
cussed that could change 
the way future students 
would be accepted to 
Clarion. The proposal, cui'- 
rently called the Graduation 
Competency .Assessment, 
states that high school stu- 
dents would have 10 cotnpe- 
tency tests, six of which they 
would have to pass in oi'der 
to receive their diploma. 
There is also some talk that 
a few of the tests, like math 
and writing, would be 
mandatory to pass in order 
to graduate. 

John McCullough. chair 
of Student Affairs, said that 
there would not he a major's 
fair this year. The main 
reason for this is because of 
poor attendance, especially 
by faculty. The poor faculty 
attendance lead to some of 
the department tables at the 
fair to not be attetuled by 
any faculty member. 

Student Affairs is re- 
evaluating the format for 
the fair for the I'uture. 



PRSSA hosts president 
of Pittsburgh firm 



Lindsay Grystar 

Editor-in-Chief 

CLARION. Feb. 27 - The 
Public Relations Student 
Society of America (PRSSA) 
will host the president of the 
public relations and market- 
ing firm. Skutski & 
Oltmanns, Robert 

Oltmanns. 

On March 3 at 7:30 
p.m., the 25-year veteran of 
public relations will speak 
to Clarion University stu- 
dents about successfully 
breaking into the field in 
Founders 107. 

"PRSSA members are 
always looking to learn new 
ways to master the craft of 
public relations." said Kayla 
Tomblin. freshman mass 
media arts and journalism 
and communication studies 
major and secretary of 
PRSSA. "1 feel one of the 
best ways to learn is to talk 
to an actual professional 
with experience in the field." 

The event is free and 
open to all university stu- 
dents. 

Oltmanns began his 
career with the U.S. 
Department of Energy's foc- 
cil energy research program 
and also served as a public 
information specialist with 
Science Applications 



International Corporation. 

He has also worked as a 
crisis communications coun- 
selor and strategic commu- 
nications advisor in public, 
private and nonprofit sec- 
tors. 

Oltmanns also served as 
the president of the PRSA 
Pittsburgh Chapter in 1996 
and is currently the presi- 
dent of IPRLX. an interna- 
tional organization of lead- 
ing independent public rela- 
tions firms. 

"We try to book as many 
speakers as we can in a 
semester because it is a 
great way to meet public 
relations professionals," 
said Jodi Blumei'. senior 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism and commuincations 
study major and PRSSA 
vice president of activities. 
"They can answer any (|ues- 
tions we have before going 
into the field and it is also a 
great way to network." 

Blumer said her experi- 
ence with PRSSA and guest 
.speakers has already helped 
her to get job interviews and 
professional assistance with 
her resume. 

PRSSA hosts numerous 
speakers throughout the 
year that are open to the 
communitv and university 



WFATHHR 

Feb. 28-March 1 



Thur. - Snow 
20/13 

Fri. - Snow 
35/26 

Sat. - Snow 
29/17 



HlGHIKiHTS 

Features - page 5 

Pantless postmen 

Two Clarion postmen opt to 
wear shorts after making a bet 
to see who could last longer in 
the winter season. 



Entertainment - page 6 
Dance, dance 




Sports - page 10 

CUP Men's 
basketball 
crushes 
Briarcliff 
122 to 62 




INDEX 

Police Blotter p. 2 

Opinion/Editorial p. 3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p. 6 

Classifieds p. 8 

Call on You p. 8 

Sports p. 9 



February 28, 2008 



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The Clarion Call 



Perjury charges bring renewed scrutiny to Pa. casino law 



AP NEWSWIRE 

HARRISBURG. Pa. (AP) _ 
Legislators signaled greater 
scrutiny for Pennsylvania's 
slot-machine gambling law 
Wednesday as they pressed 
for answers in light of 
charges against a casino 
owner accused of lying to 
gambling regulators to win 
his license. 

In a pair of hearings 
held in the state Capitol, 
House Republicans criti- 
cized what they called weak- 
nesses in the current law, 
while the Senate 

Appropriations Committee 
called on the Pennsylvania 
Gaming Control Board to 
defend its performance. 

Some lawmakers who 
opposed the state's 2004 
legalization of slot machines 
cited the perjury charges 
against Mount Airy Casino 
Resort owner Louis A. 
DeNaples as evidence con- 
firming their criticism of the 
slots law. Attorneys for 
DeNaples say he is innocent 
and are challenging the 
charges, which have led to 
the wealthy Scranton-area 
businessman being sus- 
pended from Mount Airy. 

The gaming board voted 
unanimously in December 
2006 to issue a casino 
license to DeNaples after its 
agents vetted DeNaples' 
background. At the same 
time, state police were 
investigating whether 

DeNaples lied to the gaming 
board's agents about his ties 
to members of organized 
crime and targets of a feder- 
al corruption investigation 
involving Philadelphia City 
Hall. 

■'We all look funny with 
this," Sen. James J. 
Rhoades, R-Schuylkill, told 
gaming board members and 
staff. "Dealing with gaming, 
we have to be beyond any 
reproach." 

Sen. Pat Browne, R- 
Lehigh. called it a "black 
mark" as he and other sena- 
tors asked gaming board 
officials what changes 
should be made. 

A major point of dispute 
is whether state police 
should have furnished the 
gaming board with more 
information about DeNaples 
— or at least cautioned 
against a vote — before the 
board awarded the license. 

Gaming board officials 
told senators Wednesday 
that signed agreements 
with state police should 
have guaranteed them more 
information, and that two 
top state police officials — 
Col. Jeffrey Miller and Lt. 
Col. Ralph Periandi — did 
not live up to those agree- 
ments. 

"I believe I was misled, 
because I trusted those peo- 
ple," said board member 



Kenneth McCabe, a former 
FBI agent. 

On the other side of the 
building, Periandi, who 
retired last year, told a 
House Republican policy 
panel that state troopers 
could not reveal their suspi- 
cions about DeNaples for 
fear of violating federal laws 
against the disclosure of 
investigative information. 

"Our position was ... 
that they knew that because 
they referred it to us," 
Periandi said, referring to a 
transcript of a DeNaples 
deposition that the gaming 
board's civilian agents gave 
to the state police in October 
2006 to review. 

Miller, the state police 
commissioner, said earlier 
this month that state police 
could not compromise the 
investigation by revealing 



its existence to the gaming 
board. He said the board 
acted appropriately to 
award a license to DeNaples 
based on what it knew at 
the time. 

The hearings came a 
day after one of the 
Legislature's most visible 
gambling critics, Sen. 
Jeffrey Piccola, gave the 
keynote speech at the 
Pennsylvania Gaming 

Congress, an industry con- 
ference in Harrisburg. 
Piccola, who acknowledged 
his opposition to casino 
gambling, also delivered a 
stinging critique of 
Pennsylvania's slots law 
and said the industry would 
benefit from a stronger law. 

Piccola, R-Dauphin, and 
other legislators say back- 
ground investigations of 
prospective casino owners. 



employees and vendors 
should be put under the 
supervision of a law enforce- 
ment agency, such as state 
pohce or the attorney gener- 
al's office. 

They also criticized pro- 
visions allowing a felon to 
own a casino and regulators 
to question casino license 
applicants behind closed 
doors. New Jersey, often 
cited as having a model 
gambling control law, allows 
neither. The lawmakers 
point out that DeNaples has 
a felony on his record — he 
pleaded no contest in 1978 
to a charge of conspiracy to 
defraud the federal govern- 
ment — and said the confi- 
dential hearings raise ques- 
tions about whether some 
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Tht Clarion Call provides a eynopsis of all criminal 
investigations as conducted by Clarion University 
Public Safety for the month of February 2008. All infor- 
mation can be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.cIarion.edu/admin/public8afety/location.shtml. 

■ Feb. 25, at 12:01 p.m., swim suits that belonged to Clarion 
University were found cut in Tippin gym. 

■ Feb. 24, at 1:20 a.m., John Rini Jr.. 18, of Marienville. Pa., 
was cited for underage consumption after Public Safety was 
called to Grouse Field Lane in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb, 24, at 1:20 a.m., Kayla Baylor, 19 was cited for under- 
age consumption after Public Safety was called to Grouse 
Field Lane in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 24, at 10:03 p.m., two males were stopped in lot 5 and 
ofTicers found one male in posession of suspected marijuana. 
Charges are pending lab results. 

■ Feb. 22, at 8:25 p.m.. Public Safety responded to a report 
of marjiuana and drug paraphernalia in Ballentine Hall. 
Charges are pending lab results. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Adam Thorwat, 20, was cited for 
underage consumption after oflicers responded to a report of 
a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Wayne Zilkpfski, 19, was cited for 
underage consumption after officers responded to a report of 
a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Benjamin Mahoney, 20, of 
Johnsonburg, Pa., was cited for underage consumption after 
officers responded to a report of a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 12:42 a.m., Matthew Landis, 19, of New 
Brighton, Pa., was cited for underage consumption in 
Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 12:35 a.m., Scott Shannon, 19, of Long Valley, 
NJ, was cited for underage consumption after officers were 
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receiving numerous harassing telephone calls within the past 
week at his office. There was also criminal mischief done to 
his bulletin board. 

■ Jan. 13, at 11:30 p.m., Christopher Myers, 19, was charged 
with disorderly conduct in Nair Hall. 



■ Jan, 13, at 11:30 p.m., Hayley Miller, 19, was charged with 
disorderly conduct in Nair Hall. 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Matthew Fordora, 21, of Falls Creek, 
Pa., entered a private residence in Reinhard Village without 
permission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Fordora was 
charged with burglary, criminal consipracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Michael Reihley, 23, 6f Pittsburgh, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting "behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Reihley was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Corey Giles, 22, of Mercer, Pa., entered 
a private residence in Reinhard Villages without permission 
and engaged in Hghting behavior with others. Property in the 
residence was damaged and Giles was charged with burgla- 
ry, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal tresspass, harassment, 
disorderly conduct and criminal mischief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Douglas Petty, 20, of Emporium, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Petty was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Ryan Levinger, 19, of Aliquippa, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Levinger was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Oct. 20, at 7:11 a.m., Thomas Rankin, 20, of Youngstown, 
Ohio, was served with a warrant and found to have marjiua- 
na and drug parphenalia. 

■ Oct. 20, at 7:11 a.m., Joan Crosby, 19, of Erie, Pa., was 
served with a warrant and found to have marjiuana and drug 
parphenalia. 



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February 28, 2008 3 



Pens make splash on deadline day 




LKIC bOvVouK 
Sports Editor 

The Pittsburgh 

Penguins made the biggest 
splash in the league just 
minutes before the NHL 
trade deadline yesterday by 
acquiring Atlanta forward 
Marian Hossa in exchange 
for fan favorite Colby 
Armstrong, Erik 

Christensen, prospect 

Angelo Esposito and a first 
round draft pick. They also 
acquired Pascal Dupuis in 
the deal along with some 
lofty playoff expectations. In 
a separate deal they 
acquired Toronto defense- 
man Hal Gill for draft picks. 

The deal signifies that 
the Penguins feel their time 
to shine is already here. 
Many thought that when 
the Penguins drafted Sidney 
Crosby and Evgeni Malkin 
in back to back years that 
the team would have many 
future Stanley Cups in 
them. However, few thought 
that time would come so 
soon. 

The Eastern Conference 
is wide open this year with 
the favorites looking to be 
the Pens, Ottawa, New 
Jersey and Montreal all of 
which were within three 
points of one another after 
Tuesday's games. Ottawa 
and Montreal were thought 
of as the likely landing spots 
for Hossa but the Pens 
shocked the league by 



acquiring him and sending a 
message that they're ready 
to play big time playoff 
hockey. 

Most say that the deal 
makes the Penguins the 
favorite to come out of the 
conference or at least make 
a deep playoff run. Let's face 
it, that's the only reason this 
deal would even make 
sense. Hossa is a free agent 
after this season and has 
the freedom to sign else- 
where so the deal may only 
be for the remainder qf the 
season and playoffs. 
Something Penguin's gener- 
al manager Ray Shero knew 
when he made the deal. 

The fact that Shero still 
made the deal shows they 
feel that the talent on the 
team is ready to take the 
next step and compete with 
the best teams in the 
league. 

It's sad to see 
Armstrong go, but there's no 
way you can look at this 
deal and not think the Pens 
got the best of it. This sea- 
son Armstrong hasn't put 
up much in terms of points 
with just 24 (nine goals, 15 
assists), which just doesn't 
justify keeping him when 
Hossa was the return. 
Through the season 
Armstrong's best contribu- 
tion hasn't even been on the 
ice but rather off the ice 
where he is Crosby's best 
pal and roommate and Pens 
defenseman Ryan Whitney 
called him the "glue" of the 
team. 

However, being the 
"glue" doesn't help advance 
in the playoffs but Hossa 



just may. 

Christensen also put up 
sub par numbers this season 
with 20 points (nine goals, 
11 assists) and it was just 
his time to go. The team is 
already deep at center with 
Crosby, Malkin and Jordan 
Staal and Christensen just 
isn't a fourth line type of 
player but even guys like 
Maxime Talbot and Jeff 
Taffe have done solid jobs in 
that role. 

In exchange for the 44 
points the Pens are letting 
go they get back Hossa who 
this season has outscored 
them both by himself, 56 
points (26 goals, 30 assists). 
Hossa scored more points 
last season, 100, than 
Armstrong has in 181 career 
games (98 points) or 
Christensen in 143 career 
games (66 points). 

If the Penguins end up 
regretting this deal at all it 
will be for one of a few rea- 
sons. First, Hossa hasn't 
been very good in his playoff 
career, just 35 points in 55 
games. The Pens will need 
those numbers to improve, 
which they should being 
paired with Crosby, in ordei 
to have the deep playoff run 
that has now been predicted 
for them. 

Second being Hossa's 
unrestricted free agent sta- 
tus, he turned down a four- 
year $28 million deal from 
the Thrashers early this 
season but said it wasn't 
about the money, that if he 
signed somewhere he want- 
ed to know they would be 
winning. Something that 
wasn't happening in Atlanta 



but surely could here. If tho 
Pens lose Hos.sa during free 
agency the good looking deal 
now might leave a .sour tastf 
in their mouth. 

Lastly, Esposito is a 
highly touted prospect but 
has certainly lost some of 
his luster within the past 
year.. If he becomes what 
many people thought hi' 
would when he was younger 
it could turn into a much 
better deal for the 
Thrashers than it looks 
now. 

The Penguins still have 
several other prospects that 
have the ability to make the 
team in the future like Luca 
Caputi, Dustin Jeffrey, 
Keven Veilleux, Casey 
Pierro-Zabotel, Carl Sneep 
and Brian Strait. As well as 
seeing just how deep the 
minor league system has 
been this year with addi- 
tions such as Tyler Kennedy 
and Kris Letang with many 
other minor leaguers having 
success along the way when 
the opportunities presented 
themselves. 

In any case we won't go 
long without seeing 
Armstrong or Christensen 
as both will return to 
Pittsburgh for the Penguins 
game on Sunday, just this 
time they'll be in the visit- 
ing locker room with 
Atlanta. 



The author is a senior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major, and the sports editor 
of The Call. 



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Political Column 



Barack Obamd: labeled as the iuma ator? 




Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Earlier this week a pho- 
tograph of Barrack Obama 
surfaced online, allegedly 
from the CUnton campaign, 
which shows the Illinois 
Senator and presidential 
hopeful dressed in a tradi- 
tional Muslim outfit usually 
worn by SomaU elders in 
Kenya. The photo of Obama 
consists of his wearing of a 
traditional elder's white 
robe accompanied by a tur- 
ban, which in Pat 
Robertson's America is a 
combination worse than red 
devil horns and a pitch fork. 
This was not all from the 
Clinton campaign as far as 
smearing Obama goes, oh 
no, this just adds to a long 
list of self serving cowardly 
tactics the desperate cam- 
paign has launched against 
Barack. 

According to the Clinton 
campaign Obama is just a 
show boating, lying, cheat- 
ing, speech stealing inexpe- 
rienced flash in the pan can- 
didate who only appeals to 
people based on his ability 
to give rousing speeches. 
Well if that doesn't say unit- 
ed we stand, I don't know 
what does. 

Isn't it great that on the 
same day her campaign 
released this photo aiming 
to detract Obama's progress, 
she was giving a speech on 
restoring respect for 
America across the world. I 
bet that photo will really 
bring us quite a bit of 
respect again. By insinuat- 
ing that someone is not elec- 
table solely based upon their 
religion will really show 
those Middle Eastern 
nations just how much free- 



dom really means and just 
how much we can tolerate 
them and their religious 
views. If we're lucky 
enough, it might just be 
enough for them to greet us 
as liberators again, just like 
Iraq. 

Perhaps the most ironic 
part of this whole photo 
ordeal is that Obama was 
actually on a diplomatic 
visit and was presented the 
robe and turban as a sign of 
appreciation for being a dis- 
tinguished guest of Kenya. 
Air Force General Scott 
Oration, who was a guest of 
Barack's on the trip to 
African nation two years 
ago, commented that the 
senator had displayed the 
ability to be a "great guest" 
and by wearing the tribal 
outfit, "did what any leader 
should do." 

What would Air Force 
General Scott Oration know 
about this? He is only an Air 
Force General, not a Ph.D. 
in International Relations. 
Who is he to say that 
Barack was acting accord- 
ingly? Maybe this attempt 
by Hillary's campaign of 
painting Barack as a 
Muslim is a reflection of 
what she very well thinks 
that Mr. Obama is. Perhaps 
that photo really did convert 
him from Christian to 
Muslim. She might be on to 
something. 

I mean, when I studied 
abroad in Ecuador and visit- 
ed a Quechuan village, I 
know that as soon as my 
friends took pictures of me 
shooting a dart out of a blow 
gun and drinking some 
chicha, I became a born 
again Quechuan and was 
ready to extract "under God" 
from the pledge of alle- 
giance. By those same stan- 
dards, when I visited a 
Catholic church in Mexico 
on Easter Sunday a few 
years ago and got a picture 
with our host family, low 



and behold, I became a 
Catholic. It is really quite 
incredible how quickly those 
photos changed my spiritual 
life. 

But putting sarcasm 
aside for a moment, let us 
pretend that Barack really 
was a Muslim, and ask our- 
selves what difference his 
Islamic faith would make as 
opposed to his admitted 
Christian faith. Would it be 
possible that his Muslim 
faith would somehow dis- 
tract him from his sworn 
oath of office, should he be 
elected president? Well, per- 
haps if he were a member of 
the Taliban and despised 
the United States. But last 
time I checked, generally in 
the United States, someone 
should at least tolerate their 
country a little bit to become 
a United States Senator. I 
mean, Rick Santorum 
served two terms as 
Pennsylvania's United 
States Senator and just 
think about what he had to 
say about us. Our public 
school system was a total 
failure, our American 
housewives left the kitchen 
and had the gall to actually 
go out and get a job, and our 
friendly folks from the 
homosexual community 
whom if we would let marry 
one another would surely 
want to marry dogs next. 
Man, all this reminiscing 
about Rick Santorum makes 
me reaUze how much I miss 
voting against him. 

But at least Rick 
Santorum liked our country 
enough to appear on the 
Daily Show. That should say 
something about his liking 
of our country, even if he 
does not agree with every- 
thing going on. Most of us, 
myself included, in case you 
could not tell, do not agree 
with ail of the political hap- 
penings in the country, but 
that is the beauty of it. We 
get to elect people we like 



and vote against those peo- 
ple we do not like. Then if 
the person we don't like 
wins, we get to complain 
and moan in weekly news- 
paper columns. That First 
Amendment really does 
come in handy during those 
times. 

Before we go any further 
in discussing amendments 
or anything else about 
Obama's faith, we need to 
understand that he became 
a baptized member of the 
Trinity United Church of 
Christ some time ago, which 
is of course a long shot from 



being a Muslim Somali elder 
in Africa. 

But is there anything 
wrong with being a Muslim 
Somali elder in Africa? No, 
just like there is nothing 
wrong with being a former 
Baptist preacher from 
Arkansas, However there is 
something wrong when 
someone who is seeking the 
highest office in the world 
insinuates that because 
their opponent has a 
Muslim name and visited a 
Muslim nation as a diplo- 
mat, that they are not fit for 
office. 



And by the way, while 
we're on the subject of 
Hillary desperately swift- 
boating yet again. I would 
like to extend my own bit of 
thanks to Senator Clinton 
for her keeping true the idea 
that the Democrats are 
their own worst enemy per- 
petually election after elec- 
tion. Thank you very much 
Senator Clinton, it is appre- 
ciated. It is great to know 
that the trash you throw out 
is the same litter that the 
rest of the party will be try- 
ing to recycle in November. 




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Perjury charges bring renewed scrutiny to Pa. casino law 



AP NEWSWIRE 

IIAKKlSliUKG. Pa. (AP) _ 
lA'^fislators si^maletl greater 
scrutiny for Ft'nnsylvania's 
sldt-niachim' gambling law 
VVt'dni'sday as they pressed 
Cor answers in light of 
charges against a casino 
owner accused of lying to 
gambling regulators to win 
his license. 

In a pair of hearings 
held ill thi' state Capitol, 
House Republicans criti- 
cized what they called weak- 
nesses in the current law, 
while the Senate 

.Appropriations Committee 
called on the Pennsylvania 
(laming Control Board to 
defend its performance. 

Some lawmakers who 
opposed the state's 2004 
legalization of slot machines 
cited the perjury charges 
against Mount Airy Casino 
Resort owner Louis A. 
DeNaples as evidence con- 
firming their criticism of the 
slots law. Attorneys for 
DeNaples say he is innocent 
and are challenging the 
charges, which have led to 
the wealthy Scranton-area 
businessman being sus- 
pt'nded from Mount Airy, 

The gaming board voted 
unanimously in December 
2006 to issue a casino 
license to DeNaples after its 
agents vetted DeNaples' 
background. At the same 
time, state police were 
investigating whether 

DeNaples lied to the gaming 
board's agents about his ties 
to members of organized 
crime and targets of a feder- 
al corruption investigation 
involving Philadelphia Citv 
Hall. 

"We all look funny with 
this." Sen. James J. 
Rhoades. R-Schuylkill. told 
gaming board members and 
staff. "Dealing with gaming, 
we have to be beyond any 
reproach." 

Sen. Pat Browne. R- 
[ichigh. called it a "black 
mark" as he and other sena- 
tors asked gaming board 
officials what changes 
should be made. 

A major point of dispute 
is whether state police 
should have furnished the 
gaming board with more 
information about DeNaples 
— or at least cautioned 
against a vote — before the 
board awarded the license. 

(laming board officials 
told senators Wednesday 
that signed agreements 
with state police should 
have guaranteed them more 
information, and that two 
top state police officials — 
Col. Jeffrey Miller and Lt. 
Col. Ralph Periandi — did 
not live up to those agree- 
ments. 

"I believe I was misled, 
because I trusted those peo- 
ple," said board member 



Kenneth McCabe, a former 
FBI agent, 

(^n the other side of the 
building, Periandi, who 
retired last year, told a 
House Republican policy 
panel that state troopers 
could not reveal their suspi- 
cions about DeNaples for 
fear of violating federal laws 
against the disclosure of 
investigative information. 

"Our position was ... 
that they knew that because 
they referred it to us," 
Periandi said, referring to a 
transcript of a DeNaples 
deposition that the gaming 
board's civilian agents gave 
to the state police in October 
2006 to review. 

Miller, the state police 
commissioner, said earlier 
this month that state police 
could not compromise the 
investigation by revealing 



its existence to the gaming 
board. He said the board 
acted appropriately to 
award a license to DeNaples 
based on what it knew at 
the time. 

The hearings came a 
day after one of the 
Legislature's most visible 
gambling critics. Sen. 
Jeffrey Piccola, gave the 
keynote speech at the 
Pennsylvania Gaming 

Congress, an industry con- 
ference in Harrisburg. 
Piccola, who acknowledged 
his opposition to casino 
gambling, also delivered a 
stinging critique of 
Pennsylvania's slots law 
and said the industry would 
benefit from a stronger law. 

Piccola, R-Dauphin, and 
other legislators say back- 
ground investigations of 
prospective casino owners. 



employees and vendors 
should be put under the 
supervision of a law enforce- 
ment agency, such as state 
police or the attorney gener- 
al's office. 

They also criticized pro- 
visions allowing a felon to 
own a casino and regulators 
to question casino license 
applicants behind closed 
doors. New Jersey, often 
cited as having a model 
gambling control law, allows 
neither. The lawmakers 
point out that DeNaples has 
a felony on his record — he 
pleaded no contest in 1978 
to a charge of conspiracy to 
defraud the federal govern- 
ment — and said the confi- 
dential hearings raise ques- 
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The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all criminal 
investigations as conducted by Clarion University 
Public Safety for the month of February 2008. All infor- 
mation can be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
http://www.clarion.edu/admin/public8afety/location.shtml. 

■ Feb. 25, at 12:01 p.m., swim suits that belonged to Clarion 
University were found cut in Tippin gym. 

■ Feb. 24, at 1:20 a.m., John Rini Jr., 18, of Marienville, Pa., 
was cited for underage consumption after Public Safety was 
called to Grouse Field Lane in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 24, at 1:20 a.m., Kayla Baylor. 19 was cited for under- 
age consumption after Public Safety was called to Grouse 
Field Lane in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 24, at 10:03 p.m., two males were stopped in lot 5 and 
officers found one male in posession of suspected marijuana. 
Charges are pending lab results. 

■ Feb. 22, at 8:25 p.m.. Public Safety responded to a report 
of marjiuana and drug paraphernalia in Ballentine Hall. 
Charges are pending lab results. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Adam Thorwat. 20, was cited for 
underage consumption after officers responded to a report of 
a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Wayne Zilkpfski, 19, was cited for 
underage consumption after officers responded to a report of 
a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 9:45 p.m., Benjamin Mahoney, 20. of 
Johnsonburg, Pa., was cited for underage consumption after 
officers responded to a report of a party in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 12:42 a.m., Matthew Landis, 19, of New 
Brighton, Pa., was cited for underage consumption in 
Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 22, at 12:35 a.m., Scott Shannon, 19. of Long Valley, 
NJ, was cited for underage consumption after officers were 
called on a report of a fight in Reinhard Villages. 



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'■;Feb.'2t; at 4:09 *?.!»., a sttident rep6rted having his regis'- 
tration plate removed from his vehicle. 

■ Feb. 18, at 4:30 p.m., an employee at Tippin Gym reported 
receiving numerous harassing telephone calls within the past 
week at his office. There was also criminal mischief done to 
his bulletin board. 

■ Jan. 13, at 11:30 p.m., Christopher Myers, 19, was charged 
with disorderly conduct in Nair Hall. 

■ Jan. 13, at 11:30 p.m., Hayley Miller, 19. was charged with 
disorderly conduct in Nair Hall. 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Matthew Fordora, 21, of Falls Creek. 
Pa., entered a private residence in Reinhard Village without 
permission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Fordora was 
charged with burglary, criminal consipracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Michael Reihley, 23, of Pittsburgh, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Reihley was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Corey Giles, 22, of Mercer, Pa., entered 
a private residence in Reinhard Villages without permission 
and engaged in fighting behavior with others. Property in the 
residence was damaged and Giles was charged with burgla- 
ry, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal tresspass, harassment, 
disorderly conduct and criminal mischief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Douglas Petty, 20, of Emporium, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Petty was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Dec. 2, at 1:42 a.m., Ryan Levinger, 19, of Aliquippa, Pa., 
entered a private residence in Reinhard Villages without per- 
mission and engaged in fighting behavior with others. 
Property in the residence was damaged and Levinger was 
charged with burglary, criminal conspiracy, riot, criminal 
tresspass, harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal mis- 
chief 

■ Oct. 20, at 7:11 a.m., Thomas Rankin, 20, of Youngstown, 
Ohio, was served with a warrant and found to have marjiua- 
na and drug parphenalia. 

■ Oct. 20, at 7:11 a.m., Joan Crosby. 19. of Erie, Pa., was 
served with a warrant and found to have marjiuana and drug 
parphenaha. 



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February 28, 2008 3 



Pens make splash on deadline day 



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Eric Bowser 

sports Editor 

The Fitt.sburgh 

Penguins made the biggest 
.spla.sh in the league just 
minuti'.s before the NHL 
trade iloadline ye.sterday by 
acquiring Atlanta forward 
Marian Hossa in exchange 
for fan favorite Colby 
Arm.strong. Erik 

Christensen, prospect 

Angelo Esposito and a first 
round draft pick. Tiiey also 
acquired Pascal Dupuis in 
the deal along with some 
lofty playoff expectations. In 
a separate deal they 
acquired Toronto defense- 
man Hal Ciill for draft picks. 

The deal signifies that 
the Penguins feel their time 
to shine is already here. 
Many thought that when 
the Penguins drafted Sidney 
Crosby and Evgeni Malkin 
in back to back years that 
the team would have many 
future Stanley Cups in 
them. However, few thought 
that time would come so 
soon. 

The Eastern Conference 
is wide open this year with 
the favorites looking to be 
the Pens, Ottawa, New 
Jersey and Montreal all of 
which were within three 
points of one another after 
Tuesday's games. Ottawa 
and Montreal were thought 
of as the likely landing spots 
for Hossa but the Pens 
shocked the league by 



acquiring him and sending a 
message that they're ready 
to play big time playoff 
hockey. 

Most say that the deal 
makes the Penguins the 
favorite to come out of the 
conference or at least make 
a deep playoff run. Let's face 
it, that's the only reason this 
deal would even make 
sense. Hossa is a free agent 
after this season and has 
the freedom to sign else- 
where so the deal may only 
be for the remainder of the 
season and playoffs. 
Something Penguin's gener- 
al manager Ray Shero knew 
when he made the deal. 

The fact that Shero still 
made the deal shows they 
feel that the talent on the 
team is ready to take the 
next step and compete with 
the best teams in the 
league. 

It's sad to see 
Armstrong go. but there's no 
way you can look at this 
deal and not think the Pens 
got the best of it. This sea- 
son Armstrong hasn't put 
up much in terms of points 
with just 24 (nine goals, 15 
assists), which ju.st doesn't 
justify keeping him when 
Hossa was the return. 
Through the season 
Armstrong's best contribu- 
tion hasn't even been on the 
ice but rather off the ice 
where he is Crosby's best 
pal and roommate and Pens 
defenseman Ryan Whitney 
called him the "glue" of the 
team. 

However, being the 
"glue" doesn't help advance 
in the playoffs but Hossa 



just may. 

Christensen also put up 
sub par numbers this season 
with 20 points (nine goals. 
11 assists) and it was just 
his time to go. The team is 
already deep at center with 
Crosby, Malkin and Jordan 
Staal and Christensen just 
isn't a fourth line type of 
player but even guys like 
Maxime Talbot and Jeff 
Taffe have done solid jobs in 
that role. 

In exchange for the 44 
points the Pens are letting 
go they get back Hossa who 
this season has outscored 
them both by himself, 56 
points (26 goals, 30 assists). 
Hossa scored more points 
last season, 100. than 
Armstrong has in 181 career 
games (98 points) or 
Christensen in 143 career 
games (66 points). 

If the Penguins end up 
regretting this deal at all it 
will be for one of a few rea- 
sons. First, Hossa hasn't 
been very good in his playoff 
career, just 35 points in 55 
games. The Pens will need 
those numbers to improve, 
which they should being 
paired with Crosby, in order 
to have the deep playoff run 
that has now been predicted 
for them. 

Second being Hossa's 
unrestricted free agent sta- 
tus, he turned down a four- 
year $28 million deal from 
the Thrashers early this 
season but said it wasn't 
about the money, that if he 
signed somewhere he want- 
ed to know they would he 
winning. Something that 
wasn't happening in Atlanta 



hut surely could here. If the 
Pens lo.se Hossa during free 
agency the goc^d looking deal 
now might leave a sour tastf 
in their mouth. 

Lastly, PLsposito is a 
highly touted prospect hut 
has certainly lost some of 
his luster within the past 
year. If he becomes what 
many people thought he 
would when he was younger 
it could turn into a much 
better deal for the 
Thrashers than it looks 
now. 

The Penguins still have 
several other prospects that 
have the ability to make the 
team in the future like Luca 
Caputi, Dustin Jeffrey. 
Keven Veilleux. Casey 
Pierro-Zabotel. Carl Sneep 
and Brian Strait. As well as 
seeing just how deep the 
minor league system has 
been this year with addi- 
tions such as Tyler Kennedy 
and Kris Letang with many 
other minor leaguers having 
success along the way when 
the opportunities presented 
themselves. 

In any case we won't go 
long without seeing 
Armstrong or Christensen 
as both will return to 
Pittsburgh for the Penguins 
game on Sunday, just this 
time they'll be in the visit- 
ing locker room with 
Atlanta. 



The author is a senior mass 
media arts, journalism and 
communication studies 
major, and the sports editor 
of The Call. 



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Barack Obamo: labeled as the 'turban'ator? 




Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Earlier this week a pho- 
tograph of Barrack Obama 
surfaced online, allegedly 
from the Clinton campaign, 
which shows the Illinois 
Senator and presidential 
hopeful dressed in a tradi- 
tional Muslim outfit usually 
worn by Somali elders in 
Kenya. The photo of Obama 
consists of his wearing of a 
traditional elder's white 
robe accompanied by a tur- 
ban, which in Pat 
Robertson's America is a 
combination worse than red 
devil horns and a pitch fork. 
This was not all from the 
Clinton campaign as far as 
smearing Obama goes, oh 
no, this just adds to a long 
list of self serving cowardly 
tactics the desperate cam- 
paign has launched against 
Barack. 

According to the Clinton 
campaign Obama is just a 
show boating, lying, cheat- 
ing, speech stealing inexpe- 
rienced flash in the pan can- 
didate who only appeals to 
people based on his ability 
to give rousing speeches. 
Well if that doesn't say unit- 
ed we stand. I don't know 
what does. 

Isn't it great that on the 
same day her campaign 
released this photo aiming 
to detract Ohama's progress, 
she was giving a speech on 
restoring respect for 
America across the world. I 
bet that photo will really 
bring us quite a bit of 
respect again. By insinuat- 
ing that someone is not elec- 
table solely based upon their 
religion will really show 
those Middle Eastern 
nations just how much free- 



dom really means and just 
how much we can tolerate 
them and their religious 
views. If we're lucky 
enough, it might just be 
enough for them to greet us 
as liberators again, just like 
Iraq. 

Perhaps the most ironic 
part of this whole photo 
ordeal is that Obama was 
actually on a diplomatic 
visit and was presented the 
robe and turban as a sign of 
appreciation for being a dis- 
tinguished guest of Kenya. 
Air Force General Scott 
Oration, who was a guest of 
Barack's on the trip to 
African nation two years 
ago, commented that the 
senator had displayed the 
ability to be a "great guest" 
and by wearing the tribal 
outfit, "did what any leader 
should do." 

What would Air Force 
General Scott Oration know 
about this? He is only an Air 
Force General, not a Ph.D. 
in International Relations. 
Who is he to say that 
Barack was acting accord- 
ingly? Maybe this attempt 
by Hillary's campaign of 
painting Barack as a 
Muslim is a reflection of 
what she very well thinks 
that Mr. Obama is. Perhaps 
that photo really did convert 
him from Christian to 
Muslim. She might be on to 
something. 

I mean, when I studied 
abroad in Ecuador and visit- 
ed a Quechuan village. I 
know that as soon as my 
friends took pictures of me 
shooting a dart out of a blow 
gun and drinking some 
chicha, I became a born 
again Quechuan and was 
ready to extract "under God" 
from the pledge of alle- 
giance. By those same stan- 
dards, when I visited a 
Catholic church in Mexico 
on Easter Sunday a few 
years ago and got a picture 
with our host family, low 



and behold, I became a 
Catholic. It is really quite 
incredible how quickly those 
photos changed my spiritual 
life. 

But putting sarcasm 
aside for a moment, let us 
pretend that Barack really 
was a Muslim, and ask our- 
selves what difference his 
Islamic faith would make as 
opposed to his admitted 
Christian faith. Would it be 
possible that his Muslim 
faith would somehow dis- 
tract him from his sworn 
oath of office, should he be 
elected president? Well, per- 
haps if he were a member of 
the Taliban and despised 
the United States. But last 
time I checked, generally in 
the United States, someone 
should at least tolerate their 
country a little bit to become 
a United States Senator. I 
mean. Rick Santorum 
served two terms as 
Pennsylvania's United 
States Senator and ju.st 
think about what he had to 
say about us. Our public 
school system was a total 
failure, our American 
housewives left the kitchen 
and had the gall to actually 
go out and get a job, and our 
friendly folks from the 
homosexual community 
whom if we would let marry 
one another would surely 
want to marry dogs next. 
Man, all this reminiscing 
about Rick Santorum makes 
me realize how much I miss 
voting against him. 

But at least Rick 
Santorum liked our country 
enough to appear on the 
Daily Show. That should say 
something about his liking 
of our country, even if he 
does not agree with every- 
thing going on. Most of us, 
myself included, in case you 
could not tell, do not agree 
with all of the political hap- 
penings in the country, but 
that is the beauty of it. We 
get to elect people we like 



and vote against those peo- 
ple we do not like. Then if 
the person we don't like 
wins, we get to complain 
and moan in weekly news- 
paper columns. That First 
Amendment really does 
come in handy during those 
times. 

Before we go any further 
in di.scussing amendments 
or anything else about 
Ohama's faith, we need to 
understand that he became 
a baptized member of the 
Trinity United Church of 
Christ some time ago. which 
is of course a long shot from 



being a Muslim Somali elder 
in Africa. 

But is there anything 
wrong with being a Muslim 
Somali elder in Africa? No. 
just like there is nothing 
wrong with being a former 
Baptist preacher from 
Arkansas. However there is 
something wrong when 
someone who is seeking the 
highest office in the world 
insinuates that because 
their opponent has a 
Muslim name and visited a 
Muslim nation as a diplo- 
mat, that they are not fit for 
office. 



And by the way, while 
we're on the subject of 
Hillary desperately swift- 
boating yet again. I would 
like to extend my own bit of 
thanks to Senator Clinton 
for her keeping true the idea 
that the Democrats are 
their own worst enemy per- 
petually election after elec- 
tion. Thank you very much 
Senator Clinton, it is appre- 
ciated. It is great to know 
that the trash you throw out 
is the same litter that the 
rest of the party will be try- 
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Career Services Center prepares students with job opportunities 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff 

Many studi'nts art' t'aci'd 
with some tough obstacles 
when in college. Besides the 
papers and homework, they 
have the major test after the 
four years end: getting a job. 

Clarion University's 
Career Services Center 
(CSC) attempts to prepar(> 
students to ace that test. 

The on-campus office 
offers programs to prepare 
students for interviews and 
hosts employers looking to 
fill job positions. 

On Feb. 20, the CSC 
hosted the first-ever 
"Interview Idol." Six candi- 
dates participated in the 
program, answering job 
interview questions in front 
of a panel of judges. 

Juniors Nate Coheen. a 
marketing major; Nicole 
Grimes, a speech pathology 
major; Trichelle Hoover, an 
accounting major; Jessica 
Kline, an elementary educa- 
tion major; Diane Kress, a 
secondary education mathe- 
matics major; and Carole 
Vogel, a library science 
major, stepped up and 
answered commonly asked 
interview questions. Each 
contestant received a 
University Bookstore gift 
card. The winner's gift card 
was valued at $20. 

The competition consist- 
ed of three rounds, the first 



round having one question. 
Once the scores from the 
fust round were tabulated, 
two ctmtestants were elimi- 
nated. 

In true "American Idol" 
fashion, the bottom four 
were called forward. The 
host for the evening. 
Assistant Director of Career 
Services Erin Lewis, then 
asked two of the four to step 
back into line. 

"I think it would be a 
good experience to show up 
and hear the questions," 
said Hoover, runner-up in 
the competition. "I've never 
had an interview with ques- 
tions that long, but it was a 
good way to learn." 

The six contestants are 
members of the junior hon- 
ors seminar taught by Dr. 
Hallie Savage. The course, 
offered each spring as a part 
of the Honors Program, fea- 
tured Lewis' resume and 
interview presentations at 
the beginning of February. 

"This class is a profes- 
sional development class," 
said Kline, the first 
"Interview Idol." 

Kline made it through 
all three rounds, answering 
a total of six questions. 

The questions dealt 
with a five year plan, adjec- 
tives for each individual's 
personality and how the 
individuals have dealt with 
criticism. During round two, 
interviewer Dr. Jeff Waple 



asked the contestants to 
describe themselves with 
five adjectives. 

"I was a little more 
thrown off guard," said 
Kline, "It's hard to describe 
yourself without using full 
sentences." 

The judging consisted of 
more than just how the 
questions were answered. 
According to Lewis, the con- 
testants were judged on 
proper appearance, resume 
(submitted prior to the con- 
test), poise and eye contact. 

"I think a lot of students 
are not aware of all of the 
components of an inter- 
view," said Lewis. "The only 
real way to get comfortable 
is practice." 

CSC offers a mock inter- 
view program for all univer- 
sity students to obtain inter- 
view experience. Students 
submit a resume, and Lewis 
formulates questions 

according to the job descrip- 
tion of the position the stu- 
dent is applying for. 

"It's good preparation 
for [students] to be uncom- 
fortable," said Wapel. "The 
more [interviewing] you do, 
the better you get at it." 

Five days later, the CSC 
sponsored the Experience 
Expo. The Expo, similiar to 
a career fair, gave students 
a chance to look for a sum- 
mer job, internship or volun- 
teer opportunity. 

The event was held from 



11 a.m. until 2 p.m. on 
Monday in the Gemmell 
Multi-purpose Room. 

Approximately 150 students 
attended. 

"This year's event pro- 
vided the largest number of 
opportunities to students," 
said the Director of CSC, 
Connie Laughlin. 

Around 50 employers 
were present at this year's 
Expo. Enterprise Rent-A- 
Car, Wal-Mart, Pepsi 
Bottling Group, Clarion 
County Chamber of 
Commerce and University of 
Dreams were just a few of 
the employers to attend. 

The CSC has been host- 
ing the Expo for five years. 
Before the Expo, it was 
strictly a summer job fair. 
Now it has expanded to 
include internships and vol- 
unteer opportunities. 

"Five years ago Career 
Services collaborated with 
Community Service," said 
Associate Director Diana 
Brush. "We added intern- 
ships two years ago." 

David Reed, a junior in 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies, 
found prospects for his sum- 
mer at the Expo. His 
prospects include Walgreens 
and University Directories. 

"They [his prospects] 
were very helpful in provid- 
ing feedback about my 
resume," said Reed. "It's a 
very good opportunity to 



gain exposure to profession- 
als in a casual setting." 

The employers, as well 
as Brush, were happy with 
the event's turnout. 

"The employers recog- 
nized that there was a 
greater quality of students 
who stopped by their 
tables," said Brush. 

To start preparing for 
your job search, stop by the 
CSC, located in 114 Egbert. 
The CSC will host Campus 



Recruiting Day on March 5 
in Chandler Dining Hall. 
On April 16, the CSC will 
host the Clarion University 
Education Job Fair in 
Tippin Gymnasium. 

The CSC can also con- 
nect students with job fairs 
outside of Clarion. 
WestPACS job and 
Internship Fair will be held 
on April 3 in Monroeville, 
Pa. 




Lenore Watson / The Clarion Call 

Clarion University students participated in the Career Services 
Center's "Interview Idol" last week. The contestants were asked 
a series of mock job interview questions and were eliminated 
until a winner was chosen. 

















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Luke Hampton 



After years of work in 
education and event plan- 
ning, one of Clarion's 
newest staff members looks 
to reconnect alumni with 
their former place of learn- 
ing. 

Brooke Murray, the new 



Assistant Director of 
Alumni Relations and 
Annual Fund, joined 
Clarion's staff on Jan. 7. 

Growing up in Dubois, 
she found herself interested 
in environmental affairs. 
Post-high school, Murray 
made her way to Allegheny 
College, where she majored 
in environmental studies 



Brooke Murray 

with a minor in biology. 

She graduated in 2002 
and made her way to a 
career in Pittsburgh. 
Murray worked for four 
years as the group sales and 
reservations coordinator at 
the Pittsburgh Zoo and PPG 
Aquarium. In this position, 
she coordinated educational 
proceedings for groups that 



would visit the zoo and 
aquarium. She linked some 
of her acquired knowledge of 
event planning to the clubs 
and sorority. Kappa Kappa 
Gamma, that she participat- 
ed in while at Allegheny 
College. 

While in her position in 
Pittsburgh, she still had 
another desire. 

"What I really wanted to 
do was fundraising," she 
said. 

With help from her fam- 
ily in Dubois, who found a 
job-posting in the newspa- 
per, Murray was excited to 
find a position at Clarion 
that would involve a little of 
both of her interests. 

"Here I get to fundraise 
and event plan," Murray 
said. 

In this position, she will 
be educating and promoting 
the annual fund, the 1867 
Circle and Clarion 
University alumni chapters 
and affinity groups. 

"I was always the devils 
advocate," she said, refer- 
ring to her work between 
groups of people. 

At Clarion she enjoys 



working between the uni- 
versity and the alumni, 
advocating for those who 
need money. 

"I work on getting 
money from people who 
have it, in order to help stu- 
dents," she said. 

Murray finds that the 
most rewarding part of her 
job is being able to reach out 
to the alumni. While she 
may not have gone to 
Clarion, she enjoys hearing 
alumni discuss old memo- 
ries from the university. 

"It gives me an appreci- 
ation of the campus," she 
said. 

For those alumni who 
may not have stayed in 
touch with campus proceed- 
ings, Murray enjoys recon- 
necting them with the 
school by way of Clarion 
and Beyond. This is a publi- 
cation that is mailed out 
and features the latest hap- 
penings on the Clarion 
University campus as well 
as alumni spotlights. 

While her job may seem 
like a lot of work, it fits right 
into Murray's life motto, 
"Stay involved and stay 



active." 

"I would rather be busy 
and have too many things to 
do than sit at home and 
have nothing to do," she 
said. 

Her work is not limited 
to her career. While at 
home, she has a number of 
ways to stay involved and 
active. For example, she i 
said that when she lived in ' 
Pittsburgh she volunteered 
for an animal rescue league. 

She also fostered kittens 
and walked dogs. She was 
disappointed to find that the 
local humane society was 
recently shut down. 

In her spare time, she is 
currently learning to sew 
and describes herself as a 
"television junkie." Some of 
her favorite shows include 
"Lost" and "Prison Break." 
She also spends time travel- 
ing between Clarion and her 
boyfriend's home in 
Meadville, Pa. 

Her pet peeve is what 
she feels is a lack of recy- 
cling on the Clarion campus. 

"Close Up/' continued 
on page 5. 




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February 28, 2008 5 



Clarion Young Democrats take an 
active role in politics, elect new leaders 



Stephanie Desmond 

Featuies Editor 

With the presidential 
campaigns occurring across 
the U.S., there is a lot of 
focus on the Democratic and 
Republican Parties. 

One group on campus 
serves as a partisan organi- 
zation for the Democratic 
Party: the Clarion Young 
Democrats (CYD). 

According to CYD's 
MySpace page, "[CYD is] a 
student organization repre- 
senting the values and 
ideals of the Democratic 
Party... [and we] strive to 
protect the rights of the 
working American taxpay- 
er, and our activism reflects 
that." 

Ryan Souder, a senior 
secondary education social 
studies major and president 
of CYD, said there are two 
reasons the group is impor- 
tant to Clarion's campus. 

"It's important to have a 
political mind on campus. 
Just as the College 
Republicans, we both give 
the campus something to 
look at as far as politics is 
concerned," he said. "It's 
also a way to get involved 
and learn about poUtics as a 
process and science." 



With over 45 active 
members involved, CYD 
participate.s in activities at 
the local, state and national 
level. They have participat- 
ed in a rally for Boh Casey. 
Pittsburgh's Labor Day 
parade and the Race for the 
Cure. 

Every year, they a I. so 
attend the Pa. College 
Democrats convention. This 
year it will be held in .April 
at Temple University. Last 
year they boasted the high- 
est attendance at the confer- 
ence and placed in the top 
three for "chapter of the 
year." Souder believes they 
have a "good chance" of 
earning the top spot this 
year. 

In Clarion, they have 
shown political documen- 
taries, held Rock for Darfur, 
Rally for Change and com- 
bined with the College 
Republicans for Rock the 
Vote. 

They also hold a ban- 
quet fundraiser each year 
for supporters, faculty, stu- 
dents and members. At the 
Clarion County Democratic 
Banquet, CYD awards the 
John Shropshire Award to 
the person they feel has 
done exemplary Democratic 
service in justice, hope and 




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i'(|uality. Last year it was 
presented to Pa. Auditor 
Cieneral Jack Wagner. 

In non-election years, 
the group stays busy updat- 
ing and increasing member- 
ship and helping students 
get registered. They also 
choose a topic to focus on 
and plan activities around it 
(this year is health care). 

During election-time, 
the gioup changes their con- 
centration. Members of CYD 
volunteer time at the court- 
house passing out flyers and 
signs, attend dinners and 
meet the candidates. 

At this time, the group 
takes its "marching orders'" 
from the county as a whole. 
They are called upon to take 
charge of a specific area. A 
list of names is given to 
them, and they are responsi- 
ble for making phone calls 
and going door-to-door to 
help run the campaigns. 

CYD ti-ies to stay away 
from supporting one candi- 
date before the primaries. 
After the Democratic candi- 
dates are chosen to run in 
the general elections, they 
really begin to focus their 
activities. 

Also on their MySpace 
page, the group states that 
some of their influences 
include Franklin D. 
Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy 
and Martin TiUther King. Jr. 

"All three of them really 
broke down important barri- 
ers," Souder said. 
"[Roosevelt] showed that the 
government can be a pro- 
active mechanism for 
change. [Kennedy] was the 
first catholic president and 
a champion of civil rights. 
We're influenced by what he 
could have done. [King] 
brought about a quality of 
life for African Americans." 

Souder said that CYD 
prides themselves on the 
equality they've brought to 
the group. The main step 
they take is making sure 
that there is equal represen- 
tation on the executive 
board. If a male is elected as 
president, the vice president 



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versa. 

The group also feels that 
they have some of the best 
membership of all Clarion's 
organizations. 

"I don't think any other 
group on campus has as 
many people committed to 
what they do," Souder said. 

The current executive 
board consists of Souder; 
Ally Stritt matter, vice presi- 
dent; Zach Hause, finance 
director; Joel Fitzpatrick, 
secretary; and Aaron 
Fitzpatrick, Web director. 

At the beginning of the 
month, CYD held elections 
for the 2008-09 executive 
board. Each candidate had 
to be nominated and dehver 
a two minute speech to the 
group. 

The newly elected board 
includes Joel, president; 
Cybill Swab,' vice president; 
Chris Katella, finance direc- 
tor: Brittany Concilus, sec- 
retary; and Kasey Gressler, 
Web director. 

The group meets every 
Thursday at 6 p.m. in 118 
Founders Hall. Currently 
anyone can join, regardless 
of political affiliation. They 
are looking into changing 
the policies to not allow stu- 
dents_ involved with other 
parji^^, ^parties to join. 
Stiir^^^ne is invited to 
give their suggestions and 
opinions. 

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check your registration card 
at the door," Souder said. 



Asi< Doctor Eagle 

Rachael Franklin 

Coli Contributor 

Dear Dr. Eagle, 

Spring break is approaching and I 
don't want to get burnt the first day out 

• on the beach, so I was considering going 
tanning beforehand. Is tanning really 

• that bad for you? 

Sincerely, 

Ghostly White 




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Ultraviolet 
(UV) rays 
are always 
somewhat 
dangerous. 
There are 
two types of UV rays, UVA 
and UVB. The sun emits 
mainly UVB rays, and 
they are associated with 
sunburn. Tanning booths 
emit mainly UVA rays, 
which are linked to deep- 
er, more penetrating radi- 
ation and long-term skin 
damage. 

It is true that because 
tanning booths emit UVA 
rays there is less danger of 
getting sunburned. But 
more recent evidence links 
UVA exposure to malig- 
nant melanoma, the most 
deadly form of skin can- 
cer. Cases of mahgnant 
melanoma are becoming 
more common, possibly 
due to the increase in pop- 



ularity of sun tanning 
lKX)ths. 

Overexposure to any 
UV rays can cause prema- 
ture aging and loss of skin 
elasticity. But premature 
aging and cancer are 
harmful effects of tanning 
booths that do not show 
up for many, many years, 
after damage to the skin is 
ahready irreversible. 

There is no completely 
safe UV ray exposure. It is 
true that exposure to some 
sunlight is healthy, 
because it prompts the 
body to produce vitamin 
D, but the amount of sun- 
light needed for this 
health benefit is MINI- 
MAL. UV rays are radia- 
tion, and over-exposure 
always causes damage of 
some kind. Both types of 
UV rays have been linked 
to immune system dam- 
age. 



Dr. Eagle is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at s_rafranklin@clarion.edu. 



Continued from "Close 
Up," page 5. 

She said that while in 
Pittsburgh the resources 
for recycling are every- 
where. 

Murray finds it inter- 
esting that millions of dol- 
lars are being spent on new 
state of the art LEED 
buildings and simple 
efforts for the recycling of a 



plastic bottle are in less 
focus. 

Murray illustrates her- 
self as generally being 
pretty happy. She also feels 
that she is very detailed 
oriented and can be loud. 

"I tend to get very ani- 
mated about things I am 
passionate about or 
involved in," she said. 
'This is what I'd like to do 
forever." 



Clarion postmen ditch their 
pants for friendly contest 



Nicole Armstrong 

Features Editor 

Ever wonder why the 
postmen of the Clarion area 
are still wearing shorts 
during the winter months? 
Tim Sager. Postmaster of 
the Clarion Post Office, 
claims that it's merely 
because of "testosterone." 

Eugene "Butch" Smith 
and Mike Campbell have 
both served as postmen for 
the Clarion Post Office for 
over 20 years now, but this 
winter they decided to stir 
things up a bit. 

It started when 
Campbell was wearing 
shorts on one of the worst 
days of winter this year 
when he and Smith bet five 
dollars to see who could last 
longer in the cold weather 
wearing shorts. 

"I wear shorts more 
than most people. But at 
the time there hadn't been 
many bad days. Then on 
one of the worst, I hap- 
pened to be wearing shorts 
and |Smith] said that he 
could wear his shorts 
longer than 1 could, so I 
said, 'do you want to bet?'" 
said Campbell. 

But what seemed to be 
an innocent bet eventually 
turned into something 
more. Over the course of 
the winter months, Clarion 
locals and people passing 
through have noticed 
Campbell and Smith in 
their travels and have 
made many thoughtful 



comments and gestures. 

"Up towards Fifth 
Avenue, you'll get people 
running into each other 
because they're trying to 
see what we're doing in our 
shorts," said Campbell. 

Smith recalls a citizen 
telling him "you could be 
legally committed against 
your will" if he didn't begin 
to wear pants. 

He also recalls, "One 
customer stopped their car 
and gave me a pair of long 
underwear out their win- 
dow and said: you could use 
these." 

But, even in the worst 
weather conditions, the two 
postmen agree that it isn't 
that bad. 

"One thing I've learned 
from wearing shorts is that 
you don't get as cold as if 
you would go without wear- 
ing gloves," says Smith. 

Not only have the peo- 
ple of the town of Clarion 
noticed this bet in action, 
but people all over Clarion 
County are interested. 

"We've been on the 
radio, interviewed for the 
Oil City Derrick and have 
had pictures taken of us," 
said Campbell. 

Smith's wife, Laurie, 
works at Crooks Clothing 
on Main Street in the town 
of Clarion and has her own 
opinions of the bet. She 
admitted that at first she 
didn't think it was going to 
last because it was only for 
five dollars. 

"I even offered them 



both five dollars to stop, but 
they said no, it's not just for 
the money now - it's the 
principle. So I let it go 
because they were enjoying 
themselves and everyone 
else was enjoying it as 
well," she said. 

When asked if they'd 
conduct this bet again next 
year and possibly raise 
money for potential chari- 
ties, Campbell said, "I 
wouldn't rule anything 
out," while Smith agreed. 

'This whole thing was 
so short sighted that we 
just thought it would be 
over in a few weeks so we 
never thought of raising 
money. But it is a great 
idea and could have made 
this contest a little more 
worthwhile," said Smith 

"People are always 
stopping us on the street 
saying, 'I'll give you five 
dollars if you start wearing 
pants,' so we probably could 
have made 100 or 200 dol- 
lars just from people doing 
that," said Campbell. 

The two postmen agree 
that if this contest would 
occur again, it would be 
appreciated if companies 
would be willing to donate 
money. Then, once the con- 
test concluded, the money 
would be given to charity. 

But for the time being, 
Campbell said, "We're just 
breaking up the monotones 
and it gives us something to 
do. But it's almost worth it 
for people's reactions." 



February 28, 2008 



Enftrtainment 



Thl Clarion Call 



Eve Ensler captivates Clarion University ciarion students kick off 30 iiour marathon 



Amber Stockholm 

Alt-, btifeikiiniiii.'iii Editor 

Hart Chapel was filled 
with an excited, energetic 
and buzzing crowd lYiesday 
night as Clarion University 
welcomed famous play- 
wright and woman's activist 
Eve Ensler. 

Ensler was introduced 
by Clarion cast members of 
the Vagina Monologues, 
each with a unique welcom- 
ing, Ali Usifoh delivered a 
touching speech to start off 
the presentation. Usifoh is 
a Clarion student from 
Nigeria. "From the South to 
the North, West to the East 
coast of Africa, Eve Ensler 
has left her mark. She has 
given a voice to the vaginas 
of Africa and has called the 
attention of the world to 
cruelty, pain and sufferings 
of women in conflict zones," 
.said Usifoh. 

As Ensler took the 
stage, the entire audience 
rose to their feet to welcome 
the woman devoted to 
changing women's lives 
everywhere. 

Ensler has embarked on 
a journey for the past 10 
years to put an end to vio- 
lence and abuse among 
women of all ages. She has 
reached out and inspired 
both women and men alike 
in countries such as the 
United States, Afghanistan. 
Iraq. New Zealand, Africa 
and almost 20 others. 

To mark the Vagina 
Monologues 10th anniver- 
sary, Ensler and her celebri- 
ty crew of supporters which 
include Selma Hayek, 
Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda 
and a plethora of others will 
celebrate and advocate for 
women's rights and freedom 
Irt>l«w^riedn8. . .. ' 
. „ The event, whieb Ensler - 
refers to as (Superlove) will 
be held in Louisiana's 
Superdome on April 11 and 
12. The two day celebration 
features art and perform- 
ances of many different 
types. The events purpose is 
to acknowledge the impact 
and success the Vagina 
Monologues saga has 
brought to women every- 



where over the past ten 
years, and lays the founda- 
tion for their next ten years. 
Proceeds from the Superlove 
event will benefit women 
and girls around the world 
and in the gulf south. 

Ensler's performance 
was powerful and com- 
pelling for anyone who wit- 
nessed it. Not only did she 
humorously entertain the 
crowd, she motivated and 
enticed them with her words 
of courage and hope. Ensler 
is dedicated to inspire and 
create a revolution of 
stronger females. 

Stage Director of 
Clarion University's very 
own portrayal of the Vagina 
Monologues, Liz 

Strasbaugh, feels the 
Vagina Monologues "is a 
movement that inspires peo- 
ple everywhere. Everyone 
should get involved; we 
want this issue to be bigger 
than ever." 

The night was sparked 
by Clarion's Director of 
Women's Studies, Deb 
Burghardt, and sponsered 
by student senate, 
Panhellenic Council, 

Interfraternity Council, Tau 
Kappa Epsilon, Office of 
Social Equity, International 
Student Association, UAB, 
Women United, FMLA, 
Women's Studies Program, 
Presidential Commission on 
the Status of Women, MLK 
Committee, Edna R. Brown 
Fund, the Law Firm of 
Garbarino, Neely, Hindman 
& Huwar, College of Arts 
and Sciences and 

Departments of Academic 
Enrichment and P.sychology. 

When asked about her 
hopes for what Clarion stu- 
dents received from the per- 
formance, Burghardt said 
"she wanted to inspire stu- 
dents, becai^ they . ^ye, g^|t 
of smnethitTg'so big." "f v^^ahr 
ed to inspire outrage about 
these issues and also allow 
Clarion men to work beside 
us and with us on this 
issue." 

Ensler mentioned a few 
times the importance of 
males in her fight to end vio- 
lence against women telling 
viewers that it isn't strictly 
an issue for women, it's an 



issue for everyone to consid- 
er. Clarion Alumni Trafton 
Clough offered a male per- 
.spective on the evening. 
Clough who graduated with 
a mmor in Women's Studies 
feels "it's extremely impor- 
tant for men to be involved. 
We need to educate men and 
women both. Men have to 
help stop the violence 
again.st women." 

A question and answer 
was provided after Ensler 
completed her speech. The 
Clarion audience had a few 
good questions to ask Eve. 
When asked what moment 
she decided to start the 
Vagina Monologues, Ensler 
said that it wasn't just one 
moment that brought her to 
the point she is now, but 
that it was many moments. 

Whatever moment it 
may have been that ignited 
Eve Ensler's career in 
inspiring thousands and 
trying to end violence 
among women, it's certainly 
a much appreciated 
moment. Eve Ensler has 
changed the lives of women 
everywhere, and will contin- 
ue to do so. 

Following the Q & A ses- 
sion Ensler stuck around for 
an extra hour or so greeting 
and signing books for her 
Clarion audience. The 
event was part of her 22 city 
speaking tour. Earlier in the 
afternoon she had spoken at 
neighboring Slippery Rock 
University. Her speaking 
tour will end at the end of 
March in Utah. 

Any students wishing to 
find out more information 
on Eve Ensler can visit her 
website www.vday.org. 

If you are an avid reader 
make sure to get a copy of 
Ensler's 10th anniversary 
edition of the Vagina 
Moi^9l9gi*e§j ,'^kft;^dat4d ' 
l5t)ok"T&atafdrfr\^11evei" ; 
before published mono- 
logues. 

Clarion students consid- 
ering or interested in 
attending the Superlove 
Event should contact Dr. 
Deborah Burghhardt or the 
Women's Studies depart- 
ment. 



Jess Elser 

Stoff Writer 

Students of Clarion 
University and members of 
the community grooved for 
a good cause in a 30-hour 
dance marathon Friday Feb. 
22 to Saturday Feb.23. 

The marathon was held 
to benefit the children's hos- 
pital and families of chil- 
dren who are being treated 
for cancer and other chronic 
illnesses. The donations 
help the families pay for 
food, transportation costs, 
and other living expenses. 

President of the Dance 
Marathon Committee, Katie 
Bullers, said that there had 
been intense preparation for 
the event. 

"We start at the begin- 
ning of the fall semester 
with fundraisers, and set up 
committees. The commit- 
tees work with members to 
come up with ideas for the 



various parts of the 
marathon, and then the 
committee heads meet with 
me to make sure we are all 
on track," said Bullers. 

Don't let the name fool 
you. There was much more 
than dancing going on dur- 
ing those 30 hours. There 
was plenty of dancing and 
even hours that featured 
music from the 70s, 80s, and 
90s. 

However, the event also 
featured a talent competi- 
tion, ballroom dance 
instruction, mocktails with 
Bacchus Gamma, self- 
defense instruction, per- 
formances from the dance 
team, and themed games 
such as "Deal or no Deal" 
and "Family Feud." 

Don't think you could 
handle the 30 hours? 
Registered participants 
made a choice to stay for the 
whole 30 hours or to come in 
for a six-hour shift. Many 
chose to do without sleep 



and stay for all the festivi- 
ties. Clarion University stu- 
dents were not the only ones 
to pitch in and do their part. 
Krystal Novak and Chelsea 
Carbaugh, both seniors at 
North Clarion High School, 
have been participating 
since last year. 

"Knowing I am dancing 
for a good cause keeps me 
going," said Novak. 

Marcy Delaney, a senior 
at Clarion County Career 
Center, had a more personal 
connection to the cause. "My 
mom has cancer and fight- 
ing for a cure means a lot," 
said Delaney. 

Whatever the reason for 
participating, all three girls 
agreed that the event is a 
rewarding experience. 

If you missed out this 
year, look for your opportu- 
nity to be a part of next 
year's 30-hour dance 
marathon. 




Casey McGovern/ The Clarion Call 

Clarion students participating in t/ie Dance Marathon held on Feb. 22 and 23. 

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch may be for sale 



Associated Press 

::1 Want Michael Jackson's 
merry-go-round? How about 
his locomotive, or his cur- 
tains? 

Those items and more 
could hit the auction block 
next month as the pop star's 
Neverland Ranch will be put 
up for public sale unless he 



pays the more than $24 mil- 
lion he still owes on the 
property, according to a 
Tuesday court filing. 

Financial Title Co. filed 
the notice of trustee's sale 
with Santa Barbara County 
Superior Court, setting the 
auction date for March 19. 

Julie Wagner, a manag- 
er at the San Francisco- 



based title company, con- 
firmed that Jackson's prop- 
erty was set for auction. 

If 'the property does go 
to auction, the initial asking 
price could be higher than 
the $24.5 million Jackson 
owes, according to the filing 
on the property, according to 
the filing. 



MOVIE REVIEW 
Fool's Gold is great flick for everyone 



VIDEO GAME REVIEW 

National Game Developers Conference was held 




Jess Elser 

Staff Vv'riter 

Movie: Fool's Gold 
Director: AndyTennant 
Rating: 4/ 5 

There's nothing more 
romantic than hunting for 
treasure on a yacht called 
the Precious Gem and being 
chased by an arrogant rap- 
per, right? 

For those who are look- 
ing for a more adventurous 
first date. "Fool's Gold" is a 
spicy new romantic comedy 
that promises something for 
guys and girls to enjoy. 

Granted, guys aren't 
going to jump for joy at the 
prospect of being dragged to 
another chick flick, but if 
they give in, they might be 
surprised. A combination of 
action, adventure, humor 
and romance, "Fool's Gold" 
paints a picture of two 
lovers who work together to 
attain their biggest goal. 

"Fool's Gold" follows the 
messy divorce of Benjamin 
and Tess Finnegan 
(Matthew McConaughey 
and Kate Hudson). While 
Tess is ready to escape her 



hasty marriage to her irre- 
sponsible and unkempt hus- 
band, Ben (also called Finn) 
hasn't given up just yet. He 
will stop at anything to win 
her back and is convinced 
that her feeUngs for him 
haven't changed. The only 
thing that can keep him 
from his goal is his immense 
love of undersea treasure 
hunting. Well, that and his 
inability to show up for any 
appointment in a timely 
manner. 

The couple collides 
unexpectedly however when 
Finn unleashes a plot to 
coerce billionaire, Nigel 
Honeycutt (Donald 

Sutherland), and his naive 
and fashion crazed daughter 
Gemma (Alexis Dziena), to 
support his newest expedi- 
tion. 

The Honeycutts are 
enjoying a retreat at sea 
when Finn concocks a plan 
to gain passage on the ship. 
While on board, he tells the 
family of an old legend, 
about a hasty king who sent 
his ships, filled with the 
Queen's finest jewels, out 
into a storm. Tess had been 
working for the Honeycutt 
family and is suddenly 
pulled back into her old 
hobby of researching 
sunken valuables when the 
Honeycutts decide that they 
must know if the tales of 
sunken treasure are a reali- 
ty. 



To top it off, a money 
crazed rapper named Big 
Bunny and a foolish old 
rival are hunting for the 
same treasure. The couple 
gets the Honeycutt family 
trained and ready to help 
them in their journey to find 
the fabled Queen's Dowry. 

"Fool's Gold" is some- 
what unrealistic at times 
with the mobster like rival- 
ry between Finn and Big 
Bunny, but makes up for it 
in laughs. After all, the 
movie wouldn't be the same 
without Bunny's lackeys 
running around chasing 
after whatever or whomever 
they can find. There is a 
sense of chemistry between 
the two co-stars and the 
characters play off each 
other endlessly, bringing 
something to the table for 
everyone to enjoy. 

With an all-star cast 
and an action packed plot- 
line, it is hard not to enjoy 
this movie. And if that isn't 
enough to convince your 
sweetheart to shell out the 
cash and take you to see this 
movie, just tell him there 
are fight scenes, explosions, 
and plenty of eye candy. 
That usually does the trick. 
If you're going to go see a 
romantic comedy this sea- 
son, this one should be at 
the top of the list. 

Overall I gave the film 
"Fool's Gold" a 4 out of 5 
leaves. 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Throughout the year, 
there are many gaming 
events. Most of them, like 
E3 and E for All, are geared 
towards consumers. The 
Game Developer's 

Conference (GDC) is differ- 
ent. It is for game develop- 
ers and focuses on learning, 
inspiration, and network- 
ing. 

The GDC was held on 
Feb. 18-22 at the Moscone 
Center in San Francisco. 
Beginning in 1987 in a liv- 
ing room with 27 attendees, 
the current GDC is a much 
larger affair where big 
announcements are often 
made. Last year's GDC was 
the revelation of "Little Big 
Planet" for the PS3, and 
this year Microsoft came to 
bat with some big 
announcements of their 
own. 

The biggest of the 
announcements had to have 
been the emergence of 
"Gears of War 2" with a 
November 2008 release 
date. The reason this 
announcement is so big is 
because Microsoft now has a 
huge shooter coming out to 
compete with, what seemed 
to be, a year of Sony only 
shooters (Resistance 2. 



Killzone 2, and Haze.) 

During the beginning of 
(jDC, a rumor arose that 
after the Yahoo purchase 
fell through, Microsoft 
would buy Epic games for 
$1 billion. As of this print- 
ing, nothing concrete has 
been established. 

Other Microsoft high- 
lights include a June 
release for "Ninja Gaiden 2" 
and the first look at the 
newly announced Co-op fea- 
ture in "Fable 2." 

The only crowd bigger 
than the one around the 
"Gears" trailer was that sur- 
rounding Capcom's "Street 
Fighter IV" booth. One 
thing is clear with this new 
installment; it is sticking to 
the "SF2" formula. The 
characters and environ- 
ments are presented in high 
quality 3D, however it is a 
traditional 2D fighter at 
heart. "SFIV" has all eight 
original characters and 
Capcom has assured both 
gamers and the press that 
there are more to come. 

Headlining GDC as the 
keynote speaker was David 
Jaffe. Jaffe, who left Sony to 
create his independent stu- 
dio Eat, Sleep, Play before 
"God of War 2's" release in 
2007, spoke on making a 
career in the video game 
industry. He talked about 
creating the "God of War" 
and 'Twisted Metal" fran- 
chises, and discussed his 
journey to creating his new 
company. 

Perhaps the most 



intriguing thing to come out 
of GDC this year was a tech 
demo for a "Playstation 
Eye" game. If anyone 
remembers the old tank 
games from Atari, this was 
very similar. Two tanks and 
rectangular obstacles filled 
the screen. WTiere this gets 
different, is how the Eye is 
used. Using regular paper 
and a Sharpie, the player 
draws their own tank. The 
example used in the video 
was a fish. There is then 
the ability to give your 
"tank" or fish, treads that 
actually spin, and later, a 
turret on top. The turret 
requires a red dot drawn on 
it so the camera can differ- 
entiate that object and 
know it is the turret. 

The "Wii Fit" and 
"Spore" also made appear- 
ances at GDC. "Wii Fit" a 
balance board designed to 
get gamers off the couch, 
has games involving yoga 
and soccer to name a few. 
While admittedly not 
designed to get people in 
shape, it will get players 
sweating a bit. It comes to 
America on May 19. 

While GDC is just a 
taste of things to come, one 
thing is certain, with games 
like "Metal Gear 4," "Gears 
of War 2," and "Resistance 
2" coming out this year, 
gamers are going to burn a 
welcomed hole in their wal- 
lets. 



The Clarion Call 



Enttrt€ilnm«fit 



February 28, 2008 7 



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Comedian Jen Kober performs at Clarion 



Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Wrlt»r 

The Gemmel Multi- 
purpose room was merely a 
fourth of the way full, but 
laughter filled the room wel- 
coming comedian Jen Kober 
to the spotlight on Feb. 25. 
Despite the low turn out, 
those who came to see Kober 
perform experienced side- 
splitting laughter at the 
Louisiana native's expense. 

Kober, who has per- 
formed with such comedians 
as Wayne Brady, Dane Cook 
and Chris Tucker, stopped 
at Clarion University dur- 
ing her nation wide college 
comedy tour, reading her 
palm as she said "Thank you 
Clarion," purposely mispro- 
nouncing the school for an 
opening laugh. 

Kicking off the show, 
Kober made it a point to use 
her love for food and her 
obesity as humor, compar- 
ing her body type to that of 
the Michehn Tire Man. Her 
constant vulgarity made the 
audience roar with laughter, 
only showing the immaturi- 
ty of herself and of the 
crowd. As 99 percent were 
college students, the audi- 
ence enjoyed hearing about 
inappropriate situations 
from Kober's Ufe. 



"Honestly, going to the 
show was so worth it. She 
was hilarious, I don't even 
know how else to explain it," 
says Kristina Glunk, a soph- 
omore at Clarion. 

Kober tied in back- 
ground, heritage and region- 
al jokes, politely poking fun 
at the accents and illiteracy 
of the south, and the driving 
abilitys of the Jewish com- 
munity, stating, "Jews have 
got to be the best drivers 
'cuz I ain't seen one Star of 
David along the side of the 
highway!" 

As every comedian has 
their favorite skit, Kober's 
was known as the 'skinny 
bitch,' where she makes fun 
of her quiet, innocent room- 
mate, and of course, an 
audience member. The high 
point of the show was when 
Kober picked on the slim 
audience member and her 
boyfriend, asking them 
questions about their rela- 
tionship. When the boy 
failed to remember key 
details about their short 
relationship, and let out 
embarrassing information, 
Kober called him out. 

"You took her to 
Chandler on your first date? 
I don't even go to Clarion 
and I know that's a horrible 
first date," Kober said. 
Naturally, as Chandler 



would be the last place any- 
one would want to go on a 
date, the crowd was in hys- 
terics. 

As the end of the hour 
approached, Kober used a 
story about drugs to tie in 
promoting her new CD. 
While it wasn't the most rel- 
evant, most thought it was 
funny. A few furrowed eye- 
brows were on the faces of 
those who disapproved of 
her drug usage jokes, but 
their frowns turned to 
smiles when the joke con- 
cluded about her roommates 
unusual experiences with a 
bag of frozen peas. 

Kober's talent was truly 
wasted on such a small 
audience. The University 
Activities Board went 
through the trouble of pre- 
senting such a great comedi- 
an, and yet there was such a 
small turn out. It's some- 
thing to think about as 
Clarion University stu- 
dents, because those who 
came can vouch for what a 
great show she presented, 
and those who didn't attend 
will never get a chance to 
know. For a list of other col- 
leges she will be attending, 
visit www.KoberComedy.co 
-m, or find her on MySpace. 




^PP"^ 






CONCERT 

Calendar 



February 



Lez Zeppelin: Diesel, Feb. 
28, 6 p.m. $14416. 12 +. 
For more information: 
www.liveatdie9el.com 

March 



Rusted Root: Mr. Small's, 
March. 1, 7 p.m $25, 21+ 
Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls. 

Liquid Sundays ft. The 
Takeover UK, Kevin 
Finn Band, Race the 
Ghost: Club Cafe. March. 
2, 8 p.m. $5, 21-)-. For more 
information www.tick- 
etweb.com/clubcafe. 

Emery w/ Mayday 
Parade, As Cities Burn, 
Pierce the Veil, Cry of 
the Afflicted: Mr. Small's. 
March 2, 6:30 p.m. $16. 
Tickets available at 866- 
468-3401. 



The Stills: Diesel. March 
6, 6 p.m. $12 $15. For more 
information www.liveat- 
dieselcora 

The Black Dahlia 
Murder w/ Animosity: 

Mr. Small's. March 6. 6 
p.m. $12 $14. Tickets 
available at 866-468-3401. 

Lohio w/ Vain<ria: Club 
Cafe. March 8, 10 p.m. $7. 
21+ Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club' 
cafe. 

The Oaul GreeB School 
of Rock All-stars with 
special guest Jon 
Anderson: Mr. Small's. 
March 8, 7p.m. All ages. 
$28. Tickets at 866-468- 
3401. 

The Donnas: Mr. Small's. 
March 9, 6 p.m. $ 15 $17. 
Tickets at 866-468-3401, 

Ligion: Diesel. March 13, 
6 p.m. All ages. $10.$12. 
For more ticket info visit 
www.liveatdiesel.com 



Aiden w/ Madina Lake: 

Mr, Small's. March 15, 6 
p.m. All Ages. $12-$14. 
Tickets available at 866- 
468-3401. 

N.E.R.D ft. Phareil 
WiUtams: Diesel. March 
19, 6 p.m. $22.$25. For 
more ticket info visit 
www.liveatdiesel.com 

The Starting Un€ 
w/Bayside; Mr. Small's. 
March 19, 6 p.m. $18. 
Tickets at 

www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls- 

Coolio: Diesel March 27, 9 
p.m. 21+ Tickets TEA. For 
more information visit 
www.liveatdie^el.eom 
Man Man:. Mr. Small's. 
March 22. 7 p.m. $12. 
Tickets at www.ticket 
web.com/mrsmalls. 

* All venues are located in 
the Pittsburgh arm. For 
more information or concert 
updates, he sure to cheek 
out the indicated websites. 



Actor B.D. Wong coming to Clarion 



George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

Clarion University and 
UAB are proud to host actor 
B.D. Wong to perform in the 
Marwick-Boyd auditorium 
on March 4th at 8 p.m. It 
will be free to the public. 

As an actor Wong has 
had a successful career with 
over 40 on-screen appear- 
ances. 

Some of the more well 
known roles B.D. Wong has 
played are "Jurassic 
Park'and "Executive 

Decision." 

His most recent role was 
on the hit TV show "Law 



and Order Special Victims 
Unit," where he played Dr. 
George Huang. He also 
starred in another series 
called "All American Girls," 
and made several appear- 
ances on "Sesame Street." 

His most successful role 
was in the Broadway pro- 
duction of M Butterfly. This 
role was honored by a Tony 
award, the Drama Desk 
Award, Outer Critics Circle 
Award, Clarance Derwent 
Award and the Theatre 
Award for single perform- 
ance. 

Wong recently pub- 
lished the book "Following 
Foo: the Electronic 



Adventures of the Chestnut 
Man." This book goes on to 
describe the life of being a 
father and having a son. He 
later published two post- 
scripts entitled "Big Shoes: 
in Celebration of Dads" and 
"Fatherhood and When I 
Knew" 

Clarion University is 
extremely excited to have a 
well-known speaker travel 
here and let us know a little 
more about himself. We 
urge all students to come 
out, again it is free to the 
public so make a night out of 
it. If you're a "Law and 
Order" fan, this is certainly 
a must. 



"Sweater Day" to honor the beloved Mr. Rodgers 



Associated Press 

A tribute to children's 
public television pioneer 
Fred Rogers will iml*^ an 
effort to ^ peaph every- 
where to wear a sweater on 
what would have been his 



80th birthday 

March 20th is being 
promoted as "Sweater Day" 
to honor Rogers, who died 
of caeeer fiv« vsm& asm. A 
WFea^-wti 

NeighWhood." 

David Newell, who 



played speedy deliveryman 
Mr McFeely on the show, 
appears in a You'I\ibe vi<^ 
that t»uts the event. 




Olivas-Lujan presents new book 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

Dr Miguel Olivas- 
Lujan, Clarion professor of 
administrative science, 
spoke at the Faculty 
Author Seminar Series on 
Feb. 20. 

Olivas-Lujan is the co- 
author of the book 
"Successful Professional 
Women of the Americas" 
which was published in 
2006. 

The other authors of 
the book are as follows^ 
Betty Jane Punnett 
(University of the West 
Indies, Barbados), Jo Ann 
Duffy (Sam Houston State 
University), Suzy Fox 
(Loyola University of 
Chicago, II), Ann Gregory, 
(Memorial University of 
Newfoundland, Canada), 
Terri R. Lituchy (Concordia 
University, Montreal, 
Canada), Silvia Ines 
Monserrat (U Nacional del 
Centre de la Provincia de 
Buenos Aires, Argentina), 
and Neusa M.B.F. Santos, 
(Pontificia U Catolica de 
Sao Paulo, Brazil). All of 
the authors of the book are 
business professors and 
conduct research on inter- 
national management 
issues. 

The book is about suc- 
cessful women (executives, 
doctors, lawyers, business 
owners, etc) in the work 
force. The research was 
based on surveys and 300 
interviews of women from 
various countries such as 
Argentina, Barbados, 



Brazil, Canada. Chile, 
Jamaica, Mexico, St 
Vincent Grenadines and 
the U.S. The book explains 
the differences and com- 
monalities of the women 
and how the work place 
presents challenges and 
barriers. 

'The authors attempt 
to explain success in the 
face of personal, social, 
organizational, cultural 
and economic obstacles fac- 
ing women everywhere," 
Olivas-Lujan said. 

The idea came from 
professional interests. All 
of the authors had an inter- 
est in doing research on 
working women in North, 
Central and South 
America. These countries 
were chosen to study 
because that is where the 
authors come from. They 
met in the Academy of 
Management, a profession- 
al meeting, and decided to 
work on this topic. 

The reasons for choos- 
ing this topic vary from 
author to author. "I person- 
ally have been interested 
on this topic because I con- 
sider working women as a 
vastly underutilize 

resource (for lack of a bet- 
ter term) worldwide," said 
Olivas-Lujan. 

"If our civilization were 
more equalitarian and fair- 
er to female workers, all of 
our organizations, from 
families to countries, would 
be much better off," he said. 

The project started in 
1998 and was published in 
2006. But those eight 



years were not just focused 
on the research topic. The 
authors did have lives out- 
side of research. They had 
classes to teach and lives to 
lead. They did publish sci- 
entific articles in academic 
journals and presented 
their findings in several 
conferences before they 
began the writing process. 

At the faculty seminar, 
Olivas-Lujan discussed five 
points. He gave a descrip- 
tion of the whole project, 
the major findings from the 
book with a focus on the 
U.S., an "Input-Process- 
Output" narrative of the 
research effort, the lessons 
learned about the research 
process and the content 
and any new developments 
on the research ".stream". 

He was very pleased 
with the attendance and 
participation of the semi- 
nar. He does wish there 
had been more students in 
attendance, but overall was 
happy with the few who did 
show. 

"I have to say that I 
felt tremendously honored 
to talk to this audience," he 
said of speaking in front of 
colleagues who are pub- 
lished themselves. 

Olivas-Lujan has been 
a professor at Clarion since 
2005. He plans on writing 
more books when he can 
find the time. Several of 
the co-authors of the book 
and he plan to write a fol- 
low-up book, which could 
be a manual for students to 
"profit" from their findings. 



MUSIC REVIEW 

Is Secondhand Serenade the new Dashboard? 




Communications Inc. of 
Pittsburgh. 



Christopher Campbell 

Staff Writer 

Alburn^ "A Twist in my 

Story" 

Label: Glass Note 

Rating: 4.5/ 5 

^^^^^ 

If you're a fan of the 
band Dashboard 

Confessional, then you've no 
doubt heard of Secondhand 
Serenade. 

Secondhand Serenade is 
not actually a band, but 
rather a guy and his guitar 
The guy, John Vesely, sings 
in a very slow and emo style 
tone, and his guitar work is 
very similar "A Twist In My 
Story" is the second CD by 
the man voted number one 
unsigned MySpace.com 
artist for seven consecutive 
months, iTunes "Next Big 
Thing" featured artist. 
Yahoo's "Who's Next?" and 
Clear Channel's "Artist To 
Watch." 

His first CD was a 
strictly acoustic affair, while 
as this CD features orches- 
tration and a full band. His 
older fans are up in arms, 
but with this newer pop 
sound Vesely could be open- 
ing up for some more main- 
stream love. 

"Like A Knife"- As soon 
as this song comes on and 
John starts singing you'll 
hear why he constantly gets 
the comparison to 
Dashboard Confessional. 
This has a great sound all 
around, helps the listener 
get used to Vesely's sound. 

"Frf^lfer Y( 'Ms 

mag ^ift ai «tow wok a 
few piano keys playing in 
the background, a nice slow 
start, but builds up to a 



faster song with much more 
going on in the background 
than just a piano. One of the 
best songs on the disc, I 
found myself listening to 
this song over and over 
again. 

"Maybe" - This is a rere- 
cording by Vesely, and of the 
three rerecordings on this 
CD, I like this one the best. 
The added band really 
brings a lot to this song. 
Where the original made 
this song seem Hke a sonnet, 
the full band now makes 
this song seem like an epic 
poem. 

"Stranger" - The piano 
at the beginning of the song 
really draws you in, and 
once Vesley starts singing 
you realize this is a beauti- 
ful song all together I am by 
no means a love song fan, 
especially not when it's a 
one sided ordeal, but this 
song is amazing. 

"Your Call" - Another 
redo by John, not a horrid 
song, but I feel that the orig- 
inal acoustic song helped 
convey emotions better then 
this remake. Don't mistake 
that for me disliking this 
song, I'm a big fan of the 
added background vocals, 
and even the bass thumping 
in the background that 
enters about half way 
through this song. 

"Suppose" - I found this 
song to be interesting 
because it is so different 
from the rest of the CD. This 
song instantly kicks of with 
electric guitar riffs, and is 
probably one of the most 
marketable songs 
on the CD. 

"A Twist In My Story" - 
Starts off slow with just 
John singing and his 
acoustic guitar providing 
the music. Eventually you 
hear violins creep m and 
ffi^itoally ik\» soi^ builds 
ap into a nice orchestra 
background, and a very 
beautiful song. 

"Why" - This song starts 



off similar to "Fall For You" 
with the few piano keys and 
John singing, but has a 
drastically different sound 
and lyrical matter This is 
not a pleasant song, but 
that's what makes it beauti- 
ful. Vesley's ability to ques- 
tion why bad things are 
happening to him comforts 
the audience listening by 
showing them that bad 
things happen to everyone, 
but at the same time you 
find yourself listening in the 
hopes that you find out why 
this person is doing bad 
things to John. 

"Stay Close Don't Go" - 
Another rework by Vesely 
another one that I don't 
actually dislike, but find 
remarkebly different from 
the original. The changes to 
this song make it very radio 
friendly, with its upbeat 
tempo and full band in the 
background. This song is 
really a masterpiece. 

"Pretend" - This song 
starts off as a nice slow 
acoustic song, it very much 
resembles Secondhand 
Serenade's previous CD. 
Fans of John's older work 
should probably listen to 
this song first as it most 
resembles his older music, 
thats wild with an addition 
of a few new instruments. 

"Goodbye" ■ My absolute 
favorite song on this disc. 
Vesely's vocals have never 
sounded as amazing as they 
do at the beginning of this 
song. It does take about 
three minutes for the rest of 
the band to finally kick in 
like you expect them to. The 
wait doesn't take away from 
how great it sounds once it 
happens, this song is amaz- 
ing. 

With all the compar- 
isons between Vesely and 
Dashboard, I don't really 
see him taking a different 
path. This CD is a work of 
art, if you're a fan, check out 
his first CD "Awake." 



8 February 28, 2008 



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Call On You 



Should the university be held responsible for Ifems 

that are stolen on campus? 



Comoiled by 







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Amy Powers 

Freshman 

Mass Media Arts and 
Journaism 

"I don't think the 
University should be 
held accountable for 
the items stolen on 
campus, because we 
are all adults here. 
We should each be 
responsible enough to 
keep track of our 
belonging and take 
responsibility if our 
own things go -miss- 
ing." 



Stacey Carlisle 

Freshman 

Early Childhood 
Education 

"Yes, I think the uni- 
versity should be held 
responsible for stolen 
items, because it is not 
our fault if someone 
take§ our stuff. The 
university should have 
more surveillance 
cameras around cam- 
pus, so there is a spe- 
cific person, caught on 
tape, that can be held 
responsible." 



Shannon McCreary 

Freshman 

Early Childhood 
Education 

"I don't think that the 
school should be held 
accountable for the 
stolen items, but I do 
think that the 
University should oflfer 
more precautionary 
methods, such as more 
lockers at the gym as 
well as more surveil- 
lance equipment on 
campus to help stop 
the rise in theft." 



Christine Frear 

Freshman 

library Science 

"I think that the 
school should be held 
accountable for stolen 
property, because we 
spend thousands of 
dollars to come to 
sch(X)l here and we 
should feel comfort- 
able that our belong- 
ings are safe, no mat- 
ter where we are on 
campus." 



Catherine Fritz 

Freshman 

Accounting 

"I believe that the uni- 
versity, as a whole, 
should not be held 
responsible for the 
theft that occurs on 
campus. I think that 
the individual facility, 
where the items are 
stolen, should be held 
accountable. 



The Clarion Call 



Sports 



February 28, 2008 9 



Women's basketball team prepares for PSAC post-season play 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CLARION. Feb. 26 - As the 
regular season winds down 
to an end, the Clarion 
women's basketball team 
seems to be poised for a deep 
run in the PSAC playoffs 
and potentially the NCAA 
Division II tournament. 

Head coach Margaret 
"Gie" Parsons' squad has 
enjoyed a great deal of suc- 
cess this season. Clarion 
currently holds an overall 
record of 17-7 with a 7-3 
record in a strong PSAC- 
West conference that fea- 
tures five teams with at 
least 16 victories, including 
lUP who is ranked ninth in 
the USA Today/ESPN 
Division II poll. The Golden 
Eagles are also currently 
ranked ninth in the NCAA 
East regional rankings. 

The team has seen its 
highs and lows this season. 
After starting off the season 
7-1, the team experienced a 
disappointing 0-2 record at 
the Fairmont State Classic. 
The team struggled to 
rebound from their disap- 
pointing Fairmont showing 
by starting off 0-2 in confer- 



ence play, both blowout loss- 
es to lUP and California, 
respectively. 

After the blowout loss at 
California, the Golden 
Eagles have found their 
stride by winning seven of 
the past eight contests, 
including a revenge 72-71 
victory over Cal. The team 
has already clinched a spot 
in the upcoming PSAC play- 
offs. 

The success of this sea- 
son can be attributed to 
experience. The Golden 
Eagles returned all five 
starters including 2007 
PSAC-West second team 
guard Katrina Greer and 
2006 PSAC-West second 
team forward Jessica 
Albanese. Four players on 
the team average at least 
ten points per game, led by 
Greer's 15 points per con- 
test. Heading into the game 
with Edinboro, Greer comes 
in only 17 points shy of 
1,000 for her collegiate 
career. Albanese leads the 
team with 7.3 rebounds per 
game while senior guard 
Ashley Grimm, a four year 
starter who is the school's 
all-time leader in assists, 
leads the team in that cate- 



gory with 6.3 per game. 

Sophomore starting for- 
ward Sara Pratt, who start- 
ed 13 games as a freshman 
last season, suspected the 
team was going to be a 
much improved squad. 

"Going into the season I 
didn't know exactly how 
well we would do, but I 
knew we had improved a lot 
from last year and had a 
really good chance of doing 
well in the conference," said 
Pratt. "I think we are play- 
ing our best basketball right 
now because we've taken 
the time to work on our 
problem areas and as a 
team we are feeling a lot 
more confident in what we 
can do. In order to have suc- 
cess in the playoffs I think 
we just need to play our 
game and go into every 
game believing we will win." 

The Golden Eagles host- 
ed Edinboro for senior night 
last night, which only leaves 
the team with the regular 
season finale at Slippery 
Rock on Saturday. The 
PSAC playoffs begin on 
March 4. The site, tip-off 
time and opponent for 
Clarion have yet to be deter- 
mined. 




Swim teams finish second at PSAC's 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

MECHANICSBURG, Feb. 
24 - The men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams 
competed in the 50th annu- 
al PSAC championships this 
past weekend. 

The meet lasted from 
Friday to Sunday in 
Mechanicsburg, Pa. at 
Cumberland Valley High 
School. .-,...» - ^ 

Clarion's Ryan Thiel 
was named as the men's 
"swimmer of the meet," as 
voted by the PSAC coaches. 

"Ryan had an outstand- 
ing meet. He was by far the 
fastest swimmer at the 
meet. Hopefully he will go a 
little faster at D-II's," 
Clarion head coach Mark 
VanDyke said. 

Thiel placed first in 
three freestyle races; the 50- 
yard, 100-yard and 200-yard 
events. His time of 45.67 in 
the 100-yard freestyle was 
an NCAA qualifying time. 

"I was very happy with 
my performance," Thiel 
said. 

West Chester won the 
competition with 919 points. 
The Golden Eagles men's 
team came in second with 



631.5 points. 

"The team performed 
well at PSAC's. Some of our 
swimmers weren't complete- 
ly rested and should swim a 
little faster at nationals," 
VanDyke said. 

Andrew Claypool fin- 
shed fifth in the 100-yard 
freestyle, Andrew Helm was 
seventh and in 11th was 
Garet Weston, with Brad 
Moshier and Mike Cohen 
■coming-in 19th and 15th. 

In the 200-yard breas- 
troke, Rich Eckert placed 
second, Jonathan Wallace 
placed ninth, Kyle Anger 
was tenth and James Rawl 
came in 13th. 

In the 1650-yard 
freestyle Andy Soisson was 
eighth. In the 200-yard 
backstroke Jon Kofmehl 
third. Mike Kerr was ninth 
and Arrigonie placed 12th. 

Dan Walley finished 
16th in the 200-yard butter- 
fly. 

In the final event, the 

400-yard freestyle relay, the 
team of Dustin Fedunok, 
Claypool, Helm and Thiel 
placed second with a time of 
3:05.84. 

The women also dis- 
played strong performances 
over the weekend finishing 



second, with 523.5 points, to 
West Chester. 

Lori Leitzinger finished 
second in the 200-yard back- 
stroke, and Rebecca Burgess 
finished fifth. 

In the 200-yard breast- 
stroke, Denise Simens fin- 
ished third. 

Kaitlyn Johnson came 
in fourth place in the 100- 
yard freestyle. Gina 
Mattucci and Kelly Connoly 
followed in seventh and 
12th. 

In the 1650-yard 
freestyle, Stevie Coble came 
in sixth with Laura Herron 
and Morgan Merkowitz fol- 
lowing in seventh and 
eighth. 

Margaret Bentley fin- 
sished 12th in the 200-yard 
butterfly. 

The 400-yard freestyle 
relay team of Johnson, 
Leitzinger, Connolly and 
Mattucci finished with an 
NCAA qualifying time of 
3:31.98, finishing second. 

Clarion's next action 
will be the NCAA Division II 
National Championships 
held in Columbia, Mo. from 
March 12-15. 

"We hope to finish in the 
top 10 for both the men and 
women," Van Dyke said. 



Casey McGovern/The Clarion Call 

The women's basketball team is seen durini action during a recent game. The Golden Eagles had 
the weekend off to gear up for Wednesday's matchup against Edinboro which Clarion lost 70-67. 
Their final regular season game will be on Saturday at Slippery Rock. 

Indoor track competes at Kent State 
Tune-Ups, getting ready for PSAC's 



Denise Simens 

Stctff Writer 

KENT, Ohio, Feb. 23 - Last 
Saturday at the Kent State 
Tune-Up in Kent, Ohio, the 
Golden Eagle's track team 
welcomed another member 
to the PSAC Indoor 
Women's Track and Field 
Championships squad. 

The latest qualifier, 
Lisa Nickel, ran a time of 
5:21.87 in the mile, good 
enough for 15th place and 
surpassing the PSAC quali- 
fying mark. 

Junior Chinonyelum 
Nwokedi broke her own 
school record of 8.25 in the 
60 meter dash with a new 
time of 8.16. 

"My goal for PSACs is to 
make finals in all of my 
events," said Nwokedi. "I 
want to place in the top five 
in the shot put and long 
jump." 

Jamie Miller took fourth 
in the 300 meter hurdles 
with a time of 48.95. The 
hurdles are not an event at 
PSACs. 

Kate Ehrensberger took 
seventh in the 800 meter, 
and Diane Kress took sec- 



ond in the triple jump. Both Championships hosted by 

athletes are already quali- East Stroudsburg. 
fied for PSAC"s. "Our goal is to place in 

This Saturday and the top eight at conferences 

Sunday, March 1 and 2 the this year," said head coach 

team will compete at PSAC Jayson Resch. 




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All-Star Basketball Games 
Wednesday, March 5^ 

Including: 

Free Throw Contest 

3 Pt Shot Contest 

Slam Dunk Contest 

Qualifying round for the Free Throw and 
3 Pt Shot Contest will be Tuesday, March 
4*. Finalists will compete on Wednesday 
for the Championship of each event 
Slam Dunk competitors DO NOT need 
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All-Star Teams will be announced on 
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CLUB SPORT CORNER 

Men's Volleyball Club - 

Results from Friday, Feb 22nd 
Slippery Rock defeats Clarion 25-18. 25-20 
lUP defeats Clarion 25- 1 9. 25- 1 

Next: Sunday, 3/2 at Robert Morris vs. 
Robert Morris. lUP. and WVU 




VB guys stop for a picture before getting 
suited up for their last match 

Racquetball Club - 

Meeting Thursday, 2/28 at 5pm 

All skill levels welcome 

Tourn. Friday. 2/29 at Slippery Rock 

Hockey Club - 

Results from Thursday. 2/2 1 
Lost to Geneva 7-5 
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Frisbee Club - 

Home Tournament March 29 



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Sports 



The Clarion Call 



Men's basketball dominates Briarcliffe 



Sports Information 

Clarion University 

CLARION, Feb. 24 - Junior 
guard David Blanks scored 
a career-high 26 points to 
lead the Clarion University 
men's basketball team to a 
122-62 win over visiting 
Briarcliffe in a non-confer- 
ence game Sunday after- 
noon at Tippin Gym. 

Blanks, who had 21 
points in the second half 
and shot 10 of 15 from the 
floor while adding seven 
assists, five rebounds and 
two steals, was one of six 
Golden Eagles to reach dou- 
ble figures. 

Josh Yanke (13 points, 
15 rebounds), Lamar 
Richburg (10 points, 12) and 
Damon Gross (12 points, 10 
rebounds) each recorded 
double-doubles for Clarion 
(15-10) with Lonnell Jones 
(18 points) and Mike Sherry 
(17 points) also reaching 
double digits. 

Demetrius Graham set 
up the offense with seven 
assists in just 16 minutes of 
play, while Peter 

Baschnagel added six 
points, five rebounds and 
four blocked shots. Ricky 
Henderson and Shameel 
Carty each had eight points 
and Ron Hollis four. 

Joshua Smith paced 
Briarcliffe (10-12), which is 
located on Long Island, NY, 
and had just six players 
dressed for the game with 
21 points. Marcel Seymore 
and Alvin Parker each 
added 15 points. 

The 122 points tied for 




Maddy Cline/ The Clarion Call 

Mike Sherry and Demetrius Graham are seen playing defense in Sunday's blowout win over 
Briarcliffe. The Golden Eagles won the game 122-62 behind a career high 26 points by David 
Blanks. The Golden Eagles play their final regular season game on Saturday at Slippery Rock. 



the seventh most at Clarion 
since 1966 and are the most 
since the Golden Eagles 
scored a school-record 133 
points Nov. 16, 2001, in a 
133-75 season-opening win 
over Practical Bible. 

Clarion shot 58.2 per- 



cent from the field, the 
fourth straight game the 
Golden Eagles have been 
over 50 percent shooting, all 
wins for the Golden Eagles. 
Clarion returned to 
action Wednesday when 
they hosted Edinboro in its 



final PSAC-West home 
game of the season. The 
Golden Eagles lost to the 
Fighting Scots by a score of 
79-76. 

Their final game will be 
Saturday when they travel 
to Slippery Rock. 



Stealers' former radio announcer, Cope, passes away 



Alan Robinson 

Associated Press 

PITTSBURGH (AP) - 
Myron Cope spoke in a lan- 
guage and with a voice 
never before heard in a 
broadcast booth, yet a loving 
Pittsburgh understood him 
perfectly during an unprece- 
dented 35 years as a 
Steelers announcer. 

The screechy-voiced 
Cope, a writer by trade and 
an announcer by accident 
whose colorful catch phrases 
and twirling Terrible Towel 
became nationally known 
symbols of the Steelers, died 
Wednesday at age 79. 

Cope died at a nursing 
home in Mount Lebanon, a 
Pittsburgh suburb, said Joe 
Gordon, a former Steelers 
executive and a longtime 
friend of Cope's. Cope had 
been treated for respiratory 
problems and heart failure 
in recent months. 

Cope's tenure from 
1970-2004 as the color ana- 
lyst on the Steelers' radio 
network is the longest in 
NFL history for a broadcast- 
er with a single team and 
led to his induction into the 
National Radio Hall of 
Fame in 2005. 

"His memorable voice 
and unique broadcasting 



style became synonymous 
with Steelers football," team 
president Art Rooney II said 
Wednesday. "They say imi- 
tation is the greatest form of 
flattery, and no Pittsburgh 
broadcaster was imperson- 
ated more than Myron." 

One of Pittsburgh's 
most colorful and recogniza- 
ble personalities, Cope was 
best known beyond the city's 
three rivers for the yellow 
cloth twirled by fans as a 
good luck charm at Steelers 
games since the mid-1970s. 

The Terrible Towel is 
arguably the best-known 
fan symbol of any major pro 
sports team, has raised mil- 
lions of dollars for charity 
and is displayed at the Pro 
Football Hall of Fame. 

Upon Cope's retirement 
in 2005, team chairman Dan 
Rooney said, "You were real- 
ly part of it. You were part 
of the team. The Terrible 
Towel many times got us 
over the goal line." 

Even after retiring. 
Cope, a sports talk show 
host for 23 years, continued 
to appear in numerous 
radio, TV and print ads, 
emblematic of a local popu- 
larity that sometimes sur- 
passed that of the stars he 
covered. 

Team officials marveled 



how Cope received more 
attention than the players 
or coaches when the 
Steelers checked into hotels, 
accompanied by crowds of 
fans so large that security 
guards were needed. 

"It is a very sad day, but 
Myron lived every day to 
make people happy, to use 
his great sense of humor to 
dissect the various issues of 
the sporting world. He's a 
legend," former Steeler 
Andy Russell said. 

Cope didn't become a 
football announcer until age 
40, spending the first half of 
his professional career as a 
sports writer. He was hired 
by the Steelers in 1970, sev- 
eral years after he began 
doing TV sports commen- 
tary on the whim of WTAE- 
TV program director Don 
Shafer, mostly to help 
increase attention and 
attendance as the Steelers 
moved into Three Rivers 
Stadium. 

Neither Steelers owner 
Art Rooney nor Cope had 
any idea how much impact 
he would have on the fran- 
chise. Within two years of 
his hiring, Pittsburgh would 
begin a string of home sell- 
outs that continues to this 
day, a stretch that includes 
five Super Bowl titles. 



Cope became so popular 
that the Steelers didn't try 
to replace his unique per- 
spective and top-of-the- 
lungs vocal histrionics when 
he retired, instead downsiz- 
ing from a three-man 
announcing team to a two- 
man booth. 

To Cope, an exceptional 
play rated a "Yoi!" A coach's 
doublespeak was "garganzo- 
la." The despised rival to the 
north was always the Cleve 
Brownies, never the 
Cleveland Browns. 

Cope gave four-time 
Super Bowl champion coach 
Chuck Noll the only nick- 
name that ever stuck, the 
Emperor Chaz. For years, 
Cope laughed off the down- 
river and often downtrodden 
Cincinnati Bengals as the 
Bungles, though never with 
a malice or nastiness that 
would create longstanding 
anger. 

Cope, was born Myron 
Kopelman, was preceded in 
death by his wife, Mildred, 
in 1994. He is survived by a 
daughter, Elizabeth, and a 
son, Daniel, who is autistic 
and lives at Allegheny 
Valley School, which recei- 
ved all rights to the Terrible 
Towel in 1996. Another 
daughter, Martha Ann, died 
shortly after birth. 



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Residents question charges 



Leanne Wief ling/ The Clarion Call 

Residents of Reinhard Villages have begun to question their monthly electric overage charges as more residents are effected. 

cal science major, Dom The cap has been in 

Giallombardo said he feels effect since Reinhard 



Natalie Kennell 

News Stoff 



5 



CLARION, March 
Recently, more and more 
residents have been travel- 
ing to the Reinhard Villages 
Leasing Office to question 
the validity of the electric 
cap and the accuracy of 
their overage charges. 

The utility charges are 
included in the flat rate 
issued to the residents of 
Reinhard Villages. 

However, if the set electric 
cap is transcended, the resi- 
dents are responsible for 
paying the excess. 

The caps are deter- 
mined by the square footage 
of the apartment. 

The electric meters are 



gather actual reads of the 
electricity used. The charges 
fluctuate to accommodate 
the current electric rates. 

"Every winter the over- 
age charges seem to be an 
issue with the residents," 
said Cindy Restauri, 
Resident Services Manager 
at Reinhard Villages. "We 
don't want anyone to go over 



cap 
since 

the charges are justified opened in August 2004. An 
because they are outlined in explanation of the electricity 



the contract. 

"My assumption is that 
since it's not based on the 
amount you use, but how 
much they get charged, 
since energy costs are up it 
takes less for you to go over 



Some students have 
concluded that Reinhard 
should reconsider their cap 



the cap, but electric is what the cap," said Giallombardo. 
you make of it." 

Junior mass media arts 
and journalism major Dave 
Keremes said, "Yes, it is 
stratnge [that apartments 
have gone over their cap 
during January], especially 
if no one was at the apart- 
ment.. .they should not even 
think about overcharging 
people if they have every- 



cap is explained in the lease 
that is reviewed and signed 
by all residents. 

"I think the overage 
[charges] are ridiculous. 
Each of my roommates and I 
went over our gap by almost 
thirty dollars... this was in 
the month of January when 
we weren't even here for 
almost half the month," said 



if gas prices have increased. Kylee Blasko, senior educa- 
"My roommates and I tion major. "When I called 



read every month. The staff thing unplugged and are not 

at Reinhard and the electric using the things that take 

company, Allegheny Power, up the most power." 
alternate bi-monthly to However, senior politi- 



have received overage 
charges in November and 
January. We basically live 
in the dark and we keep our 
heat set at 66 degrees," said 
Sarah Dent, Reinhard resi- 
dent. "I have spoken to a few 
people who have their 
apartment set at 75 degrees 
and have not gone over." 



the main office to question 
the workers about the over- 
age, no one could pinpoint a 
reason of why it was so 
expensive." 

See "OVERAGE 

CHARGES," page 2 



Ian Erickson 

News Stoff 

CLARION, Feb. 29 - On 
Feb. 29, Congressman John 
Peterson made a special 
visit to Barry Sweet's 
Congress and Legislature 
class. 

Peterson talked about 
many topics including his 
history in politics, tolling I- 
80 and oil. 

Peterson is in his sixth 
term as the representative 
for the fifth district of 
Pennsylvania. He has been 
representing the fifth dis- 
trict for 12 years, but he is 
not planning to run for 
another term. 

He said, "In whatever 
you do, whether it is politics 
or something else, you 
always want to tell the 
truth. If you can't say some- 
thing true, then don't say 
anything." 

He also talked about 
how being a congressman is 
a very time consuming job. 
He said that it pretty much 
takes over your life. Last 
week Peterson had been in 
Atlanta and Florida. He 
told students that their 
class was his third event 
that day. When he visited 
the class it was just 1 p.m. 

Peterson talked about 
his life in polities'.- He said- 
that he started out working 
for borough council. 

"In my eight years that I 
worked for borough council 
we never raised taxes and 
we saved a lot of money," 
Peterson said. 



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Maddy Cllne/rhe Clarion Call 
Congressman John Peterson 

Peterson then spent 19 
years in Harrisburg. Before 
his time in congress, he 
helped his friend with his 
campaigns while he ran for 
congress. After his friend 
was done with his term he 
told Peterson that he should 
run. At first Peterson was 
reluctant, but then he decid- 
ed to run. 

During his time in con- 
gress Peterson's strengths 
have been health care, tech- 
nology education and ener- 
gy. In his district he has 
helped community colleges 
because they are schools 
that deal a lot with technol- 
ogy and technology- related 
programs. 

Also, he is an advocate 
for finding alternative ways 
to obtain oil. Peterson said 
that one year ago it cost $55 
for a barrel of oil. Today the 
l^stis close to $100 a barrel. 
He also said that the United 
States has had the highest 
natural gas prices for the 
past seven years. 

See "PETERSON," 

page 2 



Greek community recognized at NGLA 



John Doane 

News Skiff 




Kayla Rush/The Clarion Call 
Ariel Weaver 

CLARION, March 5 - 
Clarion University's Greek 
community was presented 
with the Gamma Sigma 
Alpha National Greek 
Academic Honor Society's 
Academic Award at the 
Northeast Greek 

Leadership Association 
(NGLA) Annual Conference 
held in Hartford, 

Connecticut this year. 

The award is given to 
the Greek community that 



has the highest GPA above 
their own campus' under- 
graduate GPA. 

The University's 

Panhellenic Council (PHC), 
which governs Clarion's 
social sororities, was also 
awarded three Division II 
Programming Excellence 
Awards. These awards were 
for academic achievement, 
continuous open bidding 
and philanthropy and com- 
munity service. 

Ariel Weaver, member 
of Phi Sigma Sigma and pre- 
vious PHC vice president of 
recruitment and public rela- 
tions, was recognized as a 
Greek Leader of Distinction. 

"Being a leader in the 
Greek Community, or in any 
for that matter, you don't 
get thanked a lot, or don't 
always feel appreciated, so 
to have all of my hard work 
recognized was an amazing 
feeling," Weaver said. 

According to NGLA, the 
Greek Leaders of 

Distinction awards seek to 



recognize outstanding mem- 
bers of the Northeastern 
Greek community who 
exemplify the ideals of 
sorority and/or fraternity 
membership in their daily 
lives. Only ten students at 
the conference received this 
award. 

"[Assistant director of 
campus life, Shawn Hoke] 
has really been a great 
supervisor, and mentor to 
me and for him to see that I 
am doing good things lets 
me know that I am doing 
something right," said 
Weaver. 

Members of the Office of 
Campus Life's staff also par- 
ticipated in the NGLA con- 
ference. 

Michelle Marchand, 
Office of Campus Life 
Graduate Assistant, and 
Hoke, attended the confer- 
ence. Marchand was a 
member of the conference's 
graduate staff while Hoke 
served as a Values Institute 
Facilitator. 



Campbell Hall: Let the demolition begin 




;asey McGovern/Ihe Clarion Call 
Demolition of Campbell Hall began on March 5 and will be completed in phases. 



Brittnee Koebler 

News Editor 

CLARION, March 5 - 
Exterior demolition of 
Campbell Hall began yes- 
terday and will continue in 
phases throughout the 



next week. 

According to Ron 
Wilshire of University 
Relations, the dates for 
demolition are as follows, 
but are subject to change: 

The south side of the 
building was the first to be 



destroyed and the exterior 
stairwell adjacent to the 
recreation center will take 
place on March 8. 

The removal of the 
stairwell facing Owens- 
Illinois plant will follow on 
March 15. 



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HIGHLIGHTS 

News - page 2 

Professor published in 
international journal 

Joshua Pearce was 'recently 
published in the international 
journal, Renewable Energy 



Features - page 5 

Keepin' it safe on spring break 




Entertainment - page 6 

Students flock 
to UAB 
speaker, B.D. 
Wong 




Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features ". p.4 

Arts/Enterfoinment p.6 

Classifieds p.8 

Call on You p.8 

Sports p.9 



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Pearce published in international journal, Renewable Energy 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 




Casey McGovern/rhe Clarion Call 

Dr. Joshua Pearce 

CLARION, March 5 - Over 
the last year. Dr. Joshua M. 
Pearce. Assistant Professor 
of Physics, Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania, 
has studied the process of 
"industrial symbiosis of very 
large-scale photovoltaic 
manufacturing," 

Pearce was published in 
the international journal 
Renewable Energy. Volume 
33 (2008) pages 1101-1108, 
for his study on large-scale 
photovoltaic manufacturing. 

The stabilization of the 
global climate depends on 
the drastic reduction of glob- 
al greenhouse gas emis- 
sions. 

"One of the best ways to 
reduce greenhouse gas 



emissions is a large scale 
transition from fossil fuels 
to renewable .sources of 
energy. Solar photovoltaic 
(PV) cells offer a great way 
to do this," said Pearce. "PV 
cells convert sunlight direct- 
ly into electricity which 
could produce a sustainable 
amount of future energy 
demands." 

According to the Clarion 
University Newswire, 

"Clarion University is 
already demonstrating this 
technology with a solar cell 
tracking unit next to the 
Public Safety office. Soon 
the University will also 
have a solar powered sci- 
ence and technology build- 
ing." 

Clarion University's 
new Science and Technology 
Center is a $31 million proj- 
ect and is expected to be one 
of few LEED certified sci- 
ence buildings in the coun- 
try and possibly the first 
certified public university 
building in Pennsylvania. 

"This project will not 
only reduce air and water 
pollution but will also be a 
highly-visible proof of the 
technical viability of solar 
photovoltaic electricity in 
Pennsylvania," according to 
Newswire. 

That's not all that 



Clarion County has to offer 
either. Clarion Boards locat- 
ed in Shippenville, Pa, is a 
great example of industrial 
symbiosis locally. 

"The board plant pro- 
vides raw material (high 
density fiber board) to make 
laminate flooring at the 
flooring plant," said Pearce. 
"What makes this so impor- 
tant is that now in the 
Clarion case the transporta- 
tion cost between the board 
and laminate plant is essen- 
tially zero." 

Pearce said, "Industrial 
symbiosis is much more pop- 
ular in Europe than in the 
U.S. If we are going to con- 
tinue to compete interna- 
tionally, our businesses can- 
not go it alone. They must 
team up and work together 
symbiotically to turn tradi- 
tional waste products into 
new revenue streams." 

He said that in this 
study the technical require- 
ments for a symbiotic indus- 
trial system are explored to 
increase the manufacturing 
efficiency while improving 
the environmental impact of 
solar photovoltaic cells. The 
results of the analysis show 
that an eight-factory indus- 
trial symbiotic system can 
be viewed as a medium- 
term investment by any gov- 



ernment, which will not 
only obtain direct financial 
return, but also an 
improved global environ- 
ment. Symbiotic growth will 
help to mitigate many of the 
limitations of solar power 
and is likely to catalyze 
mass manufacturing of solar 
cells by transparently 
demonstrating that large- 
scale PV manufacturing is 
technically feasible and 
reaches an enormous 
untapped market for solar 
energy with low costs. 

Producing solar cells is 
expensive. The glass needed 
for solar cells need to be 
made pure with no imper- 
fections such as iron 
deposits normally found in 
window glass. For a glass 
manufacture to retool their 
plant for a couple of days is 
expensive to produce a lim- 
ited amount of solar grade 
glass. However, if a glass 
manufacture would work 
hand in hand with a PV cell 
manufacture and remain 
constantly tooled for making 
solar grade glass the cost of 
making solar grade glass 
would reduce therefore 
reducing the cost of PV cells. 

The study can be found 
at www.clarion.edu/energy. 



"OVERAGE CHARGES" 
continued from page 1 . 

According to Blasko, she 
has lived in Reinhard 
Villages for three years and 
has never gone over her 
monthly cap until now. 

"Our apartment did not 
go over the cap the entire 
time that we li"ed here dur- 
ing the 2006-2007 school 
year and now we have gone 
over twice during the 2007- 
2008 school year and we 
haven't been doing anything 
different then the previous 

"PETERSON" continued 
from page 1. 

Peterson said, "We need to 
start getting our own oil and 
not get it from foreign 
lands." 

He said that due to oil 
prices and lack of economic 
growth, Pennsylvania has 
one of the worst economies 
in the country. 

He said, "China, India 
and other countries are 
starting to eat the United 
States economy lunch." 

Currently, Peterson is in a 
battle along with many 
other people over the 
planned tolling of Interstate 
80. 

He said, "The toll is 
going to break our back 
financially ... In my view 
tolling is not the way. We 
are going to have trouble 
funding roads in the future, 
but we don't need to toll." 



year," said junior informa- 
tion systems major Brittany 
Hartz. 

Reinhard has adminis- 
tered guides, newsletters 
and flyers that give tips on 
how to conserve electricity. 

"I've read the tips and 
we are already doing the 
energy-saving things," said 
Dent. 

In January 2008, 26 of 
the 176 apartments were 
charged the additional fees. 

"The residents don't 



take into consideration that 
propping their doors open 
and letting friends do their 
laundry at their apartment 
factor into the situation," 
said Restauri. 

"Maintenance closes the 
doors of two to three apart- 
ments daily. They record 
and report this to the office. 
This not only lets cold air in, 
but it's a safety issue," said 
Restauri. 

"We are trying to 
become more 'green' and use 



energy efficient light bulbs 
in the apartments and we 
want the residents to 
become more energy effi- 
cient as well," said Restauri. 
"If additional charges 
are going to be issued, I 
think that a detailed 
description of why and how 
you went over should be pro- 
vided. I think we pay 
Reinhard enough money 
that they don't need the 
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The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all criminal 
investigations as conducted by Clarion University 
Public Safety for the month of March/ Feb. 2008. All 
information can be accessed on the Public Safety Web 
page, http://www.clarion.edu/admin/publicsafety/loca- 
tion.shtml. 

■ March 1, at 12 a.m., Michael Verdun, 19, of Greensburg, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption and public drunken- 
ness after Public Safety was dispatched to Nair Hall on a 
report of a passed out male. 

■ March 1, at 1:41 a.m., Joseph Anderson, 19, of St. Marys, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption and public drunken- 
ness after Public Safety investigated the report of an intoxi- 
cated male that had fallen. At 5:30 a.m., Public Safety 
returned after Anderson passed out. 

■ Feb. 29, at 1:47 a.m., Ian Musco, 19, of Leechburg, Pa., was 
found staggering and urinating in Lot 6. Musco ran from 
police and was then arrested for underage consumption, dis- 
orderly conduct and public drunkenness. 

■ Feb. 29, at 3:23 a.m.. Public Safety was dispatched to 
Reinhard Villages to investigate a stop sign being tampered 
with. The incident is under investigation. 

■ Feb. 29, at 11:03 p.m.. Chelsea Campbell. 19, of New 
Kensington, Pa., was cited for underage consumption after 
Public Safety responded to a noise complaint in Reinhard 
Villages. 

■ Feb. 29, at 11:03 p.m., Natalie Dupont, 18, of Bethel Park, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption after Public Safety 
responded to a noise complaint in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 29, at U:03 p.m., Toni Wheeler, 18, of Pittsburgh, Pa., 
was cited for underage consumption after Public Safety 
responded to a noise complaint in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb 29, at 11:03 p.m., Travis Seaman, 19, of Brockway, 
Pa., was cited for underage consumption after Public Safety 
responded to a noise complaint in Reinhard Villages. j 

■ Feb. 29, at 11:03 p.m., a juvenile was cited for underage 
consumption after Public Safety responded to a noise com- 
plaint in Reinhard Villages. 

■ Feb. 27, at 3:59 p.m., Pubhc Safety began investigating 
harassing phone calls that a student worker at Gcmmell was 
receiving. 

■ Feb. 27, at 11:57 p.m., Jeremiah Steffen, 20, of Sharon, Pa., 
was cited for driving at unsafe speeds when Public Safety 
was called to Reinhard after Steffen flipped his car. 

■ Feb. 24, at 1:20 a.m.. Public Safety was dispatched to 
Reinhard Villages for a noise complaint and six juveniles 
were cited for underage consumption. 

■ Feb. 19, at 12:36 a.m., Ylynne Baskerville, 18, of 
Harrisburg, Pa., was charged with two counts of disorderly 
conduct after Public Safety was dispatched to Wilkinson Hall 
for a fight. 

■ Feb. 19, at 12:36 a.m., Casey Perry, 18, of Philadelphia, 
Pa., was charged with disorderly conduct after Public Safety 
was dispatched to Wilkinson Hall for a fight. 

■ Feb. 19, at 12:36 a.m., Ashley Super, 18, of Philadelphia, 
Pa., was charged with disorderly conduct after Public Safety 
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On March 7, 2008, the 
Clarion University Golden 
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Cocoa Beach, Florida, under 
the direction of first year 
head coach Mike Brown and 
senior captains Doug Brown 
and Jake Yackovich. Their 
first scheduled game is 
March 8, under the lights 
against New England 
College. 

Our team is anxiously 
awaiting the first pitch of 
the new season. The Golden 
Eagles will play a total of 
seven games while in Cocoa 
Beach and will have no time 



for a break, as they are 
scheduled to play Gannon 
back at home on March 16. 

PSAC play will begin 
shortly after, on March, 28 
against Indiana University 
of Pa. The team is well pre- 
pared and ready for battle. 
The Eagles are up beat and 
are awakened on the 
thought of revenge on the 
entire PSAC after a disap- 
pointing season last year, 
and are hoping to repeat 
their 2005 PSAC champi- 
onship. 

The Golden Eagles 
defense this year will be led 
by a fast and powerful out- 
field with a quick and ath- 
letic infield. Impact players 
transferring into Clarion 
this year are Matt White 
from Potomac State and 
George Kovack from 
Westminster College. Both 
should contribute to the 



already experienced defense 
this season. The Eagles 
pitching staff this year has 
drastically improved; it has 
great depth that should be 
able to carry the team 
through the grind of the sea- 
son. Effective pitching 
transferring in this season 
is Eric Panko from Canisus 
College, and Ray Folium 
from Youngstown State. 
The Eagles offense should 
easily be able to put runs on 
the scoreboard with an 
explosive, powerful, yet ver- 
satile offense. 

Everyday since the sea- 
son started in September on 
Labor Day; the Golden 
Eagles have worked dili- 
gently. Instead of taking it 
easy the last month up until 
season, they have worked 
harder now more than ever, 
with daily 6 a.m. practices 
followed my night sessions 




in the weight room. They 
are truly prepared are look- 
ing forward to a promising 
and positive season. 

Not looking past this 
season, but the Golden 
Eagles will only graduate 
four seniors, thus leaving 
them young and ready for 
next season's battle. 



The author is a sophomore 
finance and international 
business major and the busi- 
ness manager of The Call. 



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Letter to the Editor 



America needs to wake 
up and realize that the time 
for real change has arrived. 
Feel-good candidates talk 
about "bringing change to 
Washington" so often, they 
must imagine the nation's 
capitol as a giant washing 
machine where they can 
finally wash all of America's 
dirty laundry. Sadly this 
does no good when the same 
crooked and corrupt politi- 
cians are putting the clothes 
back on. Bringing real 
change to Washington needs 
a real leader who is commit- 
ted to making changes and 
knows how he/she is going 
to make it happen. 

Sadly, we are left at this 
point with a fractured 
Republican party (in which 
the biggest mouthpieces of 
the party openly criticize 
the candidates), leaving a 
Democratic alternative that 
will send our taxes through 
the roof and make America 
even more of a welfare state. 
Yet they run carrying the 
anti-war flag in an America 
that is sick of war and our 
police stateA)ully mentality 
of a foreign policy. But even 
the Democrats don't have it 
just right on the war; they'll 
"eventually" withdraw from 
Iraq, leaving permanent 
bases to keep spreading the 
hatred the world already 
has for us. We continue to 
wage war outside of 
America, when the greatest 
danger lies within. 

The government is rob- 
bing us of our freedoms with 
legislation like the Patriot 
Act, preying on our fears to 
get us to give up freedoms 
that are the rights of all 
American citizens. 

American troops continue to 
die just to have first crack at 
the next day's oil for the 
neo-cons in charge. Their 
mouthpieces (like Sean 
Hannity, Ann Coulter, or 
Rudy Giuhani) tell us that 



America has a "moral obli- 
gation" to deal with harsh 
situations around the world 
like Iraq. Yet there are 
other non-democratic 

nations out there where war 
and atrocities rage on, and 
we don't help them; why? 
We have no special interests 
in those nations, like Iraq's 
vast reserves of oil. We only 
want to spread democracy? 
Then why do we support a 
non-elected military dicta- 
tor in Pakistan? The govern- 
ment's hypocritical rhetoric 
just continues on and on. 
Beliefs and policies aren't 
selective. 

At the root of it all, the 
excuse these fear-mongers 
keep giving us is 9/11. They 
say it over and over, trying 
to re-instill fear in ua. 
America needs to under^ 
stand 9/11 better and accept 
some responsibility; inter- 
ventionist foreign policy 
that bombed these people's 
native lands for years and 
told them how to live 
pushed an already irra- 
tional people to an irrational 
act. Terrorists are to blame 
for 9/11; there is no question 
about that. But to say 
American foreign policy did- 
n't push them to it at least 
somewhat is ludicrous. So- 
called "terrorists" hate us 
because we are on their land 
telling them how to live and 
trying to run their lives. 
They don't care that we are 
free or capitalistic. Did 
these people start attacking 
us before we started inter- 
fering in their lives? 

What America needs is 
a real leader who under- 
stands foreign policy and 
the crumbling economy and 
has real solutions to fix 
them, not hokey rhetoric 
about changing things only 
by promising they won't be 
like Bush. That leader is Dr. 
Ron Paul. He may not be the 
frontrunner, but winning is 



irrelevant. His message is 
the message of a new 
America and a stronger 
America, and it needs to be 
heard. What Dr. Paul i^.as 
started will not end with the 
election. Day by day, more 
and more Americans are 
waking up to the fact that 
our freedoms are being 
taken away under the guise 
of protecting us from terror- 
ists, and to the fact that 
America needs change. 

Dr. Paul on Iraq? He 
would immediately pull our 
troops out of Iraq and bring 
them home. Not only that, 
he wants to close our bases 
in other countries - coun- 
tries we have no business 
being in anyway - eliminat- 
ing needless spending and 
giving us more troops to pro- 
tect our own borders. We 
don't need a soft-handed 
approach that promises to 
"eventually" bring the 
troops home and end foreign 
entanglements; we need our 
troops home now. They need 
to stop dying to protect spe- 
cial interests in countries 
we have no business being 
in. 

What about the econo- 
my that is in the toilet? The 
Bush administration keeps 
giving tax cuts while they 
continue to spend hundreds 
of billions fighting this war, 
forcing us to borrow more 
and more money from China 
and other nations. End the 
war now and close our bases 
overseas, bring our troops 
home, and suddenly 
America is saving hundreds 
of billions, if not trillions, of 
dollars. We can cut spend- 
ing in many, many places 
and keep our tax cuts and 
not have to borrow money. 
We can eliminate the 
income tax and still have 
plenty of money by increas- 
ing tariffs, forcing American 
companies to bring jobs 
back to our shores, among 



many other sources of rev- 
enue. 

Bringing our troops 
home will allow us to secure 
our borders so that we are 
not overrun by illegal immi- 
grants that are here steal- 
ing our jobs and taking 
advantage of our welfare 
state. America belongs to 
Americans, and individuals 
who have violated the laws 
of our great nation do not 
deserve, and are not entitled 
to, the freedoms that we 
Americans have fought for, 
worked for, and earned. 
Illegal immigrants have no 
rights in America because 
they are not American, and 
they need to stop being 
treated like they are. 

I know where my vote is 
going in the April 22nd pri- 
maries, and I urge every 
American who is tired of 
war, who is tired of illegal 
immigrants getting protect- 
ed in a country they are not 
even citizens of, who is tired 
of wasteful government 
spending, to get out and 
vote for Ron Paul too. You're 
not just voting for the man; 
you're voting for his mes- 
sage, which will live on 
despite the outcome of this 
year's presidential election. 
Voting for someone who 
can't win isn't "throwing 
your vote away," America. It 
takes real guts to stand up 
in the face of adversity and 
still vote for the candidate 
who shares your beliefs. 
Aren't you tired of voting for 
the lesser of two evils? 
Stand up for America and 
take back your country! 
Vote for Ron Paul and take 
back your freedom! 

"Let it not be said that 
no one cared, that no one 
objected once it's realized 
that our liberties and 
wealth are in jeopardy" - 
Dr. Ron Paul, 2003. 

- Nicholas J. Haskins 



Letter to the Editor 



Dear Editor, " 

In early February, a 
Federal Appeals Court 
made a pivotal decision in a 
mercury pollution from coal- 
fired power plants case. The 
Court ruled that the 
Environmental Protection 
Agency could not use a cap- 
and-trade system to regu- 
late the amount of mercury 
in the environment. It was 
determined that a cap-and- 
trade system would under- 
mine the Clean Air Act by 
ignoring mandatory cuts in 
mercury pollution. This rul- 
ing is particularly impor- 
tant for Pennsylvania resi- 
dents. In 2003, 



Pennsylvania had 36 coal- 
fired power plants that 
accounted for about 3.85 
tons of mercury emitted into 
the air, ranking PA as sec- 
ond highest in the nation for 
mercury emissions. 

This ruling comes at a 
time when mercury pollu- 
tion is ruining our health 
and environment across the 
nation; however, the coal- 
fired power sector only 
accounts for 40% of total 
U.S. man-made mercury 
pollution in the environ- 
ment. The other 60% makes 
its way into the environ- 
ment mostly through con- 
sumer and medical products 
such as electric switches 



and relays, medical and 
measuring devices, dental 
amalgam (silver fillings), 
thermostats and lamps. 

The effects of mercury 
can be very destructive to 
health, especially for fetuses 
and nursing infants. Some 
of the more severe known 
health effects include 
impaired memory, delayed 
development, reflex abnor- 
malities, cerebral palsy, 
emotional instability, sleep- 
lessness, muscle weakness, 
headaches and damage to 
the digestive system, lungs, 
liver, kidney, and nervous 
system. 

With health effects this 
serious, we should be doing 



more to keep mercury out of 
the environment. In an 
effort to deal with this grow- 
ing problem, many other 
states have enacted laws 
that regulate top mercury 
polluting industries, so why 
can't we? Pennsylvania 
should enact similar legisla- 
tion to protect the citizens 
who live here as well. Law 
makers in Pennsylvania 
need to stop dragging their 
feet and develop legislation 
that will protect the citizens 
of the Commonwealth. 

Sincerely, 
Bill Hassall 
Project Coordinator 
Clean Air Council 



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Letter to 
THE Editor 



After reading Mr. 
Hamptons article nearly 
three weeks ago, I felt com- 
pelled to respond. I am 
writing this article as a 
call-to-action above all else. 
I understand the frustra- 
tion that Mr. Hampton 
feels about math classes. 

When I was in high 
school, I also experienced 
struggles. My attitude was 
very poor, and I would 
often ask the same ques- 
tion that many people who 
struggle in math classes 
do, "when will I ever use 
anything from this class?" I 
would spend countless 
hours in study halls trying 
to figure out the numerical 
hell that was algebra. Even 
after arriving at Clarion 
University I had the same 
struggles, and still do. 
While I do agree that some 
concepts are helpful, as Mr. 
Hampton stated, I feel that 
about 99% of what is 
taught in algebra class is 
worthless to my career 
choice. That is why I am 
making a proposal. 

I think that some math 
should be required for a 
student to graduate with a 
degree in mass media arts 
and journalism; I don't 
think that it should be 
math that involves letters. 
Algebra should be left off 
the curriculum. Leave let- 
ters and words to the 
English and journalism 
majors. Leave numbers to 
the accounting and math 
majors. For those willing to 
challenge themselves 

numerically, then by god 
let them have letters and 
numbers. My point that 1 
am trying to make is that 
MMAJ majors should have 
to take a math class, just 
not algebra. 

My proposal would be 
for MMAJ majors to take 
an economics course or per- 
haps a business math 
course. For those who may 
be scratching their heads 
and questioning my sanity, 
please let me explain. 



While most people think 
that MMAJ majors have 
the easiest curriculum in 
the entire university, I 
would like to argue that 
most of us probably have 
the least amount of time 
because of our commit- 
ments to our respective 
media organizations and 
the number of group proj- 
ects that are required for 
our classes. Instead of forc- 
ing us to take an algebra 
course, instead allow us to 
take an economics course. 
For those of us who would 
like to spend our careers in 
broadcast news or journal- 
ism, it may be necessary to 
write a news story concern- 
ing the economy or perhaps 
the stock market. I think it 
is safe to say that most of 
us could benefit from the 
information that we learn 
in that class to allow us to 
better understand what we 
are writing, because there 
are not many articles writ- 
ten about algebra. But if 
you open any newspaper 
this week, I guarantee you 
that an article concerning 
the economy or the stock 
market will be written 
whether it is a local story 
or national story. 

Simply put, I agree 
entirely with Mr. 
Hampton. For most of us 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism majors, the time we 
spend taking a math class 
that doesn't even count for 
credit and the hours that 
we spend trying to learn 
useless equations doesn't 
add up, no pun intended. I 
think I speak for all MMAJ 
students when I say that I 
would much rather write a 
story, article or research 
paper than be forced to 
spend hours upon hours 
learning math. At least let 
me take a class that I can 
use to better prepare 
myself for my career 
instead of diluting my 
brain with useless informa- 
tion. 
- Matt Steinhiser 



4 March 6, 2008 



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Luke Hampton 

Staff Wrifer 

If one were to walk into 
Becker Hall or into a recital 
at Marwick-Boyd, they 
would most likely see the 
smiling face of junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major. Jenifer Poblete. 

Poblete, who describes 
herself as a friendly, outgo- 
ing and personable person, 
is the daughter of Mark and 
Sue Poblete of Muncy, Pa. 
She is the middle child in 
her family, with one older 



brother and one younger 
brother. 

While growing up. she 
attended Muncy Jr./Sr. 
High School. She graduated 
third in a class of 75 stu- 
dents. Actively participating 
in the arts programs during 
high school, Poblete was a 
member of the marching 
band, jazz band, pep band, 
concert band, chorus, the- 
atre and the Christian club. 

After graduating high 
school, she chose to attend 
Clarion University. 

"I really liked the cam- 
pus when I came here to 



Jenifer Poblete 



visit," she said. "I like the 
atmosphere and the people; 
it's really nice around here 
in the spring and fall." 

Location was another 
key factor in her decision to 
attend Clarion. 

"It's a nice distance from 
my home, roughly two and a 
half hours away." 

When enrolling, Poblete 
was not sure what she want- 
ed to major in, until the fall 
of her sophomore semester. 
"I was undecided for my 
first year and a half, but 
then I took Intro to Mass 
Media and realized it's what 



I really liked," she said. 

The professors in the 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies 
department are one of 
Poblete's favorite parts of 
Clarion. She feels that these 
educators are very person- 
able and easy to talk to. Her 
favorite professor is Dr. 
Scott Kuehn. After inter- 
viewing him for a project, 
she found that they had 
similar tastes in music and 
ideas. Like Poblete, Kuehn 
too was very involved with 
music, but did not major in 
it due to the inability to 
handle all the theory classes 
that go with the major. 

Not majoring in music 
hasn't stopped Poblete's love 
for music. Playing the alto 
saxophone, she is active in 
the Golden Eagle Marching 
Band, symphonic band and 
athletic band. She is the 
president of Sigma Alpha 
Iota (music sorority) and a 
member of Kappa Kappa Psi 
(co-ed music fraternity). 

She believes that her 
strong time management 
ability allows her to partici- 
pate in the many activities 
and still have time for class. 
Poblete feels strongly 
about the integration of arts 
into school curriculums. 

"I would really love to 
see more arts education. I 
think schools, not just uni- 
versities, but also grade 
schools, need more funding 
and support for the arts," 



she said. 

She feels it is necessary 
that students are educated 
properly so that they may be 
well rounded in all areas 
and not just their field of 
study. 

"Everyone should go 
and enjoy a good perform- 
ance once in a while, paint a 
picture or take a photo- 
graph," she said. 

In her spare time, she 
enjoys a wide variety of 
activities. Poblete enjoys 
photography, bowling, 

spending time with friends 
and family and, when given 
the chance, traveling. Her 
dream vacation is to visit 
Nashville, Tenn. 

"Nashville is the music 
capital ofthe U.S.," she said. 
"It's amazing. Even though I 
don't like country that 
much, it's where it was 
born." 

She likes to spend every 
day with a positive attitude. 
"To get by in this world, 
you have to have a positive 
outlook because there are 
too many bad things going 
on in this world," she said. 

Poblete has a life motto, 
"everything happens for a 
reason." She said that when 
things happen that you 
don't plan, you often wonder 
why they happened but 
there is no need for fear. 

Poblete is on track to 
graduate next spring. 

"I want to get a job in 
advertising or working for a 



magazine," she said. 

Her ideal job would be 
writing criticism reviews on 
new ajbums or taking pic- 
tures. 

Her favorite food is 
steak and her pet peeve is 
people who, she feels, aren't 
good drivers. 

"When they don't use 
their turn signals and stuff, 
it just bothers me," she said. 
Her least favorite part of 
Clarion is the massive 
amounts of rain that fall to 
the ground. 

With a love for music, 
Poblete enjoys listening to 
all genres. She doesn't pre- 
fer rap or country, but will 
listen to them on occasion. 
She describes her favorite 
genres as Indie and 
Alternative. Currently, her 
favorite bands are Paramore 
and Silverstein. 

Along with being friend- 
ly and personable, Poblete 
considers herself to be open- 
minded. 

"I'm open to all new 
things. I'll try just about 
anything once," she said. 

She feels experience is 
what builds your personali- 
ty and makes you who you 
are. 

"You learn to appreciate 
or at least respect the differ- 
ences in people," she said. 

She feels we need to 
"live life to the fullest. 
Laugh often. Love uncondi- 
tionally. Have faith. It will 
all work out in the end." 



PR executive tells students to follow their hearts 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

"I wanted to be Mr. 
Brady." said Bob Oltmanns. 
president of the public rela- 
tions (PR) firm Skutski and 
Oltmanns in Pittsburgh. 

At 7:30 p.m. on Monday 



evening, members of 
Clarion University's Public 
Relations Student Society of 
America (PRSSA) and other 
students gathered in 
Founders 107 to hear 
Oltmanns speak on break- 
ing into PR, finding your 
passion and his love of the 



Brady Bunch. 

"From the time I was in 
sixth grade I loved the 
Brady Bunch," said 
Oltmanns. 

Just like Mr. Brady, 
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class after math class, 

When Oltmanns got into 
college, he found that archi- 
tecture might not be his 
calling after all. 

"I lacked certain artistic 
talent as an architect," said 
Oltmanns. 

After graduating from 
college, he received his mas- 
ters in engineering and 
found that his passion was 
in alternative energy. 

"Public information is 
the government's public 
relations," said Oltmanns. 

Oltmanns found a job in. 
public information that 
required extensive knowl- 
edge in nuclear energy in 
Washington, D.C. 

Twenty five years later, 
Oltmanns is still in PR and 
loving it. 

"It can be a fabulous 
good time," said Oltmanns. 
He said that there are 
two ways to get into the 
business. 

The first way is through 
"knowledge and passion for 
a discipline". The second 
way is through an under- 
graduate program, but 
Oltmanns explained to the 
students that one still needs 
an area of interest. 

"None of the press 



release companies are hir- 
ing," said Oltmanns. "When 
you parade out of here with 
your degree, your first job 
will probably be in an 
agency like mine." 

When hiring new staff 
for his agency, Oltmanns 
seeks out good writers. 

"In your seven hour day 
[as a beginning PR profes- 
sional], it will probably be 
spent with writing and 
media relations," said 
Oltmanns. 

Not only is writing a key 
element to practicing PR 
successfully, but the ability 
to pitch media is a must. 

"Pitching to media is the 
single, toughest skill to 
teach," said Oltmanns. 

He said that media 
pitching is tough because of 
the "intrinsic fear of failure" 
everyone has. The goal is to 
pitch a client's story to the 
media so that it receives 
media time, whether it be 
television, radio or print. 

Oltmanns told a story of 
a reporter he knew who 
enjoyed tearing young PR 
account executives to 
shreds. The reporter 
Oltmanns spoke of once 
gave an executive 30 sec- 
onds to pitch her story. 
"Cute, but not com- 



pelling," said the reporter. 

The reporter abruptly 
hung up the phone on the 
young executive. 

"Media tears up young 
account executives," said 
Oltmanns. "I don't want to 
lose people who enjoy media 
relations." < 

Oltmanns pointed out 
that a person looking for a 
job in PR must have an 
internship. 

'The going rate is two 
internships," said 

Oltmanns. 

Oltmanns made it clear 
that he has hired people 
right out of school, but never 
students without any 
internships. 

"[Even though most 
internships are unpaid] it 
will pay itself back to you 
years from now," said 
Oltmanns. 'Tou're investing 
in a career." 

When asked how to get 
into a field that one loves, 
Oltmanns gave a piece of 
advice from his personal 
stash. 

"The best piece of career 
advice I ever gave myself is 
follow your heart," said 
Oltmanns. "You create your 
own luck." 



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Staying safe while traveling during spring break 



Stephanie Desmond 

Features Editor 

Spring break is a time 
for students to unwind from 
the daily demands of college 
courses. Most take time off 
to explore other places and 
foreign countries. 

But, if one does not fol- 
low the proper travel proce- 
dures, the trip can turn into 
a situation that is more 
stressful than five 400- level 
classes combined. 

Although there are con- 
cerns for everyone who is 
traveling, it is the most 
important for those who are 
going abroad to be aware of 
the rules and regulations. 

First, one must be 
aware of the new passport 
guidelines that have recent- 
ly become effective. 

On Jan. 23, 2007, it 
became necessary for every- 
one traveling out of the U.S. 
by air to have a passport. 
So, if you plan to go to 
Canada or Mexico, you will 



not get back into the coun- 
try without your passport. 

Effective Jan. 31, 2008, 
all U.S. residents 19 and 
older must show proof of cit- 
izenship when traveling by 
land or ferry to Western 
Hemisphere countries 

(North and South America). 
This can be a birth certifi- 
cate, photo ID or passport. 
This also includes cruises 
that begin or end outside of 
the U.S. 

When it comes to safety, 
students traveling abroad 
should take all precautions 
possible. 

One service provided by 
the U.S. Department of 
State is travel registration. 
By going to https://travel- 
registration.state.gov, trav- 
elers can register with the 
government when traveling 
to a foreign country. 

This free service allows 
the U.S. embassies to help 
citizens in case of emer- 
gency. Over 200,000 
Americans are helped each 



Ask Doctor Eagle 

Rachael Franklin 

Call Contributor 

Dear Dr. Eagle, 

I think my diet is pretty healthy and 
* I do exercise, but I still could lose a few 
^ pounds. 

What else can I do? 

Sincerely, 

Wanna-Lose 




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Perhaps 
paying 
attention 
to the bev- 



erages you 
drink may 
be dl^^u need to shed the 
extra weight. Often the 
drinks we consume are 
full of calories and offer no 
nutritional benefits. 

Habits of a latte on 
the way to class, soda with 
lunch and dinner, and a 
sports drink after shooting 
hoops can add calories to 
our daily count that we 
usually don't even think 
about. 

Our bodies don't 
respond to liquid calories 
in the same way as if the 
calories came in the form 
of food. A food's smell and 
the sensation of chewing, 



as well as a complex mix 
of hormones control 
appetite. 

Some hormones signal 
the brain that the stomach 
is getting full, while oth- 
ers signal that it's time to 
eat again. Findings are 
that hunger doesn't go 
down when one drinks a 
beverage as it does when 
you consume a solid. 
Although, soup seems to 
be the exception to this 
research. 

Foods rich in calcium 
from a high dairy diet can 
boost weight loss and 
reduce body fat by con- 
verting it to lean body 
mass. Calcium will change 
your body composition and 
have positive effects on 
the skeleton, muscle and 
fat. 



Dr. Eagle is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at s_rafranklin@clarion.edu. 



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year by U.S. embassies or 
consulates in cases of crime, 
illness, family emergencies 
and more. 

It is also important that 
students are aware of the 
laws in foreign countries. 

Being a foreigner in a 
country does not make one 
exempt from local laws. 
Some countries have drasti- 
cally different rules than in 
the U.S., like death sen- 
tences for drug violations. 

According to the U.S. 
Department of State, over 
2,500 Americans are arrest- 
ed abroad each year. These 
arrests often are as the 
result of drug or alcohol use. 

Whether on spring 
break in or out of the U.S., 
it's no secret that drinking 
is a factor in most students' 
plans. 

According to a study 
done at the University of 
Wisconsin, 75 percent of col- 
lege males and 43.6 percent 
of college females reported 
being intoxicated on a daily 
basis during spring break. 

When dealing with alco- 
hol, it's important to 
remember the basic safety 
precautions. Do not drir.k in 
excess, decide for yourself 
how much you plan to drink, 
never take a drink that you 
did not pour yourself or that 
you left alone and use a des- 
ignated driver. It is also a 
good idea to carry a 
brochure for your hotel in 
case you need help getting 
there. 

When drinking, avoid 
hot tubs. The effects, like 
dialated blood vessels and 
lowered blood pressure, 
effect individuals quicker 
and stronger when in the 
warm water. This could lead 
to drowning if one becomes 
unconscious. 




Swimming can also 
become a safety concern, 
especially if students find 
themselves at the beach for 
spring break. 

At the seashore, keep an 
eye out for lifeguards and 
the colored flags that indi- 
cate the water conditions. 
Red stands for strong under- 
tow and riptides, yellow 
indicates to use caution 



when in the water and blue 
designates calm water. 

Beware of other people. 
Pickpockets thrive on large 
crowds of people. Hold on to 
your bags when walking 
around and hold the strap 
with your foot while sitting 
at a restaurant. 

Similarly, be careful 
with your belongings that 
you keep at your hotel or 



motel. Lock valuables in a 
safe and keep the door 
locked at all times. 

In the end, common 
sense is all you need to get 
by. Follow the advice of your 
family and friends, especial- 
ly those who have experi- 
ence in traveling. 

Have fun and be safe! 



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B.D Wong speaks to Clarion students 



George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

Many students were 
thrilled to have actor B.D. 
Wong come to Clarion and 
present his lecture "Life is a 
Roller Coaster, So hang on ." 
If you don't know who B.D. 
Wong is, he plays the psy- 
chiatrist on the popular hit 
TV show "Law and Order, 
Special Victims Unit." 

The turnout of students 
who came to see this per- 
formance was a good one. As 
soon as Wong stepped out on 
the stage the cameras would 
not stop flashing for at least 
45 minutes. Wong started 
his lecture with some funny 
jokes about himself, what he 
does, and how he likes to 
travel around to colleges to 
present these lectures. 

If you didn't know 
before, Wong has had a lot of 
success in the film and 
Broadway industry. Another 
known fact about Wong is 
that he is totally different in 
real life than he is on TV . 

After cracking a few 
jokes about his life and his 
interests, Wong got into the 
serious stuff, the real issues 
he came here to talk to us 
about. 

Wong is a working 
homosexual actor; for some 
people in Hollywood that 
presents a huge challenge. 
People can quickly stereo- 
type and judge others. 

However, after becom- 
ming a successful actor, 
there was yet another pas- 
sion Wong wanted to pur- 
sue, that being becoming a 
parent with his long time 
partner. 

Wong read the audience 
some excerpts from his first 
book, which was very touch- 
ing and sad. Wong and his 
partner decided to have chil- 
dren through one of their 




friends who 
decided to 
serve as a 
surrogate 
mother for 
the couple. 

The story 
goes on to tell 
how she was 
going to have 
twins, and 
Wong was 
thrilled. After 
the mother 
started hav- 
ing contrac- 
tions two and 
a half months 
before she 
was due, they 
rushed to the 
hospital. 
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everything 

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wasn't. 

She gave 
birth to premature twins. 
The first died within an 
hour of being born, leaving 
his younger brother (who 
was born shortly after) to be 
the only child. 

The story wasn't easy 
for B.D. to tell the audience, 
as he had warned us. He 
shed many tears on stage 
when telling us some of his 
sadder stories. At some 
points he actually had to 
hold his breath. You could 
tell it took a lot of emotion 
for him to repeat those 
awful feelings. 

Wong also spoke on the 
troubles of not only being an 
actor, but of being an Asian- 
American actor. Being from 
a different race presents a 
challenge for some actors . 

His book "Life is a 
Rollercoaster, Hang On" 
entails all the struggles 
young people have in fur- 
thering their careers as 



actors. Like many others it 
wasn't easy for Wong start- 
ing out; he endured many 
struggles until he found his 
first role. 

The night was not all 
tears. He told some sad sto- 
ries, but he also told the 
audience some funny sto- 
ries. He had the talent to 
make the audience laugh 
and cry. 

Wong had a unique way 
of incorporating the crowd 
in his lectures. He really 
wanted to hear the ques- 
tions the students had so he 
could try to help them out in 
anyway he could. 

He closed the lecture 
with a question and answer 
from the audience. 

Overall, I thought that 
is was a great lecture. He 
seemed to love interacting 
with students and sharing 
his journey through life. 



Patrick Swayze fighting pancreatic cancer 



Associated Press 

Patrick Swayze is being 
treated for pancreatic can- 
cer but is doing well enough 
to continue working, his 
representative said 

Wednesday. 

The "Dirty Dancing" 
actor has a very limited 



amount of disease and 
appears to be responding 
well to treatment, according 
to Dr. George Fisher, 
Swayze's physician. Fisher's 
prognosis was included in a 
statement released 

Wednesday by Swayze's rep- 
resentative, Annett Wolf. 

"Patrick is continuing 
his normal schedule during 



this time, which includes 
working on upcoming proj- 
ects," the statement said. 

It also said earlier 
reports that Swayze had a 
matter of weeks to live were 
exaggerated. "All of the 
reports stating the time- 
frame of his prognosis and 
his physical side effects are 
absolutely untrue." 



MOVIE REVIEW 
Semi-Pro: a little less hit, a little more miss 




Alexandra Wilson 

Skiff Writer 

Movie: Semi-Pro 
Director: KentAlterman 
Rating: 3.5/ 5 

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As far as the classic zero 
to hero sports movies, 
"Semi-Pro" didn't quite 
make the goal. The movie 
opens with a 70's ballad 
called "Love Me Sexy" sung 
by Jackie Moon (Will 
Farrell), the 

owner/coach/power-forward 
of the 70's basketball team, 
the Flint Michigan Tropics. 
When the National 
Basketball Association 
announces that they will be 
accepting the top four teams 
from the American 
Basketball Association, the 
very league that the Tropics 
are in, Moon has a plan to 
lead his band of lovable los- 
ers to victory. 

With the help of ex-pro 
basketball player Ed Monix 
(Woody Harrelson) and the 



leading team scorer Coffee 
Black (Outcast rapper 
Andre' Benjamin) the 
Tropics will surely lead 
their way to victory. This is, 
until, the NBA decides on 
some standards that each 
team has to meet, including 
attendance issues. Moon 
and his team come up with 
schemes to draw in a crowd, 
such as dancing in flamingo 
costumes and wrestling a 
bear. 

While the team finally 
gets it together, in a typical 
sports movie way, the 
Tropics learn that the NBA 
has decided not to take the 
Tropics, no matter what 
place they rank. The team is 
crushed, and they all fall 
apart. Moon trades Coffee 
Black to the San Antonio 
Spurs so that he can follow 
his dream of becoming a pro 
basketball player. Moon 
then loses his composure, 
and is found by Monix lying 
in a dumpster, urinating on 
himself and eating old pan- 
cakes. When all hope seems 
lost, Monix gives a heartfelt 
speech and convinces Moon 
that he has to lead his team 
to the fourth place spot but 
can they do it without their 
leading scorer? 

The movie had its high 
points, such as the way that 



Farrell sings "Love me 
Sexy" in a deep and sultry 
voice, or the way he panics 
when he is getting attacked 
by a bear. Then there were 
the typical things that 
make you laugh, like how 
director Kent Alterman 
added a crotch shot of 
Farrell to the free-throw 
scene. 

As far as Will Farrell 
movies go, it fell short of my 
expectations. In comparison 
to Farrell's other sports 
movies such as "Talladega 
Nights," "Semi-Pro" simply 
just was not as good. 

Picking apart his other 
movies in comparison to 
"Semi-Pro" made me reahze 
the limitations of Farrell's 
funniness. While the movie 
made me laugh more than 
once, Farrell didn't have the 
humor of his fellow actors to 
play off of. 

A big part of Farrell's 
success is getting to work 
with actors who are on his 
caliber of humor, and the 
cast of "Semi-Pro" did not 
provide him with that. 
Example: the way that 
Steve Carell complemented 
Farrell in "Anchorman", giv- 
ing him scenes to feed off of. 
The movie was humor- 
ous, but not his best work, I 
give it a 3.5 out of 5. 



MOVIE REVIEW 

The End of the Format War: HD-DVD vs. Blu-Rcy 



That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

After an almost five 
year long battle, it seems a 
victor has emerged from the 
Hi'Definition format war. 
Toshiba, after losing most 
studio and company sup- 
port, has nearly given up on 
HD-DVD. 

It was only four months 
ago when Sony CEO Sir 
Howard Stringer declared 
the format war to be a 
"stalemate." Today, all 
major studios but 
Dreamworks have gone Blu. 
Even Amazon.com, while 
still selling HD-DVDs, has 
started focusing their efforts 
on Blu-Ray. 

Supported by a lower 
price point and superior in 
movie features, how did HD- 
DVD fail? 

For consumers, the for- 
mat war began in 2006. The 
battle intensified after the 
release of the HD-DVD 
peripheral for the Xbox 360 
and the Blu-Ray playing 
Playstation 3. Unlike 
Microsoft, who sold their 
player separately, the PS3's 
success depended on the vic- 
tory of Blu-Ray to justify its 



higher price point brought 
on by the included Blu-Ray 
laser 

HD-DVD landed two big 
players in August. 
Dreamworks and 

Paramount Studios, the 
owners of "Transformers" 
and the "Shrek" series, two 
major summer blockbusters, 
went HD-DVD exclusive. 
Soon after, HDDVD 
launched a secret weapon 
against the Blu-Ray camp. 
Cuts in production cost 
enabled a price point of 
under $200. At the time, the 
lowest priced Blu-Ray play- 
er was $400. After Black 
Friday sales, 90,000 players 
were sold in a weekend. 

Even though HDDVD 
players had sold 750,000 
strong by November, they 
could not keep up with the 
millions of Playstation 3's 
sold. Further brining HD- 
DVD backers down was the 
statistic stating Blu-Ray 
movies were outselling HD- 
DVD's 2- L 

The fatal blow occurred 
the day before the 2008 
Consumer Electronics Show 
in January The rumor is 
that Warner Brothers and 
Fox were going to go exclu- 
sive to HD-DVD, and it was 
going to be announced dur- 
ing CES. In reality, while 
the HD-DVD execs were on 
a plane flying to the trade 
show, Warner flipped sides 



and went Blu-Ray exclusive. 
The reason, as was later 
speculated, was Sony paid 
Fox $120 million and 
Warner $400-$500 million 
to keep their discs Blu. In 
pure astonishment, the HD- 
DVD keynote for CES was 
cancelled. 

Soon after. Universal 
sided with Blu-Ray. Then 
retailers decided which for- 
mat won. Best Buy began 
recommending Blu-Ray to 
customers and Netflix said 
they would phase HD-DVD 
out of their rental selection. 
The final nail in the coffin, 
however, was when Wal- 
Mart, one of the largest 
retailers in the world, said 
by June they will have 
stopped seUing HD-DVD. 

After a rocky launch 
year, containing criticism 
for its high price due to the 
included Blu-Ray player, it 
was the Playstation 3 that 
played an essential role in 
the victory of Blu-Ray. It 
acted like a Trojan horse in 
millions of homes. Whether 
the new PS3 owners knew it 
or not, they were turned 
Blu. Doubhng as a game 
machine and the cheapest 
Blu-Ray player, the PS3 
turned into the ultimate 
deal for gamers, or parents, 
who want Hi-Def movie 
playback. 



Hip-Hop mogul encourages young voters 



Associated Press 

Russell Simmons has 
been pushing young people 
to vote, but for a while 
there, it was looking as if 
the music industry heavy- 
weight would have trouble 
casting his own ballot. Not 
anymore. 

The hip-hop mogul said 
Sunday he is endorsing 
Barack Obama for presi- 
dent, inspired by the diver- 
sity among the Illinois sena- 
tor's supporters. Obama has 
built an unprecedented 
national movement of peo- 
ple from all ethnic, racial, 



political, social and econom- 
ic backgrounds, Simmons 
said in a news release. 

It was a little more than 
a year ago that Simmons, 
the co-founder of Def Jam 
Recordings who says he's an 
independent, who has sup\. 
ported Democrats and 
Republicans, sounded as if 
he was having a hard time 
deciding. 

"If you could take 
Barack Obama's image, add 
Hillary Rodham Clinton's 
money and John Edwards' 
voice, that would be my can- 
didate," Simmons said in 
January 2007. 



At the time, Simmons 
called Obama "a rock star" 
who hadn't presented a 
clear picture of where he 
stands. 

"I don't know what his 
opinions are," Simmons 
, said then, noting that he 
preferred Edwards' mes- 
sage and was fond of liberal 
Ohio Congressman Dennis 
Kucinich. 

While endorsing Obama 
on Sunday, he noted his 
respect for Clinton from 
having worked with the 
New York senator on educa- 
tion, prison reform and 
anti-poverty programs. 



Illusionist Wayne Hoffman wows Clarion 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

On Feb 28, mentahst 
and illusionist Wayne 
Hoffman performed his 
amazing skills for Clarion 
students and faculty His 
performance, which went 
on for over an hour and a 
half, can be summed up in 
one word, amazing. 

The show opened up 
with a television program 
from NBC. The program 
showed Hoffman perform- 
ing his mind tricks on the 
audience. Now I don't 
know if I could speak for 
the rest of the audience, 
but I know I didn't come 
out into the cold to watch 
an old television perform- 
ance. Then I realized it 
was a chance to show the 
audience he is the real deal 
with experience and proof 
he is good. 

He isn't the typical illu- 
sionist that comes to mind 
when you think of magi- 
cians. He doesn't pull rab- 
bits out of hats or cut peo- 
ple in half. He does, how- 
ever, read people's minds. 
He described his talent as 
not being able to read a 
person's mind, but being 
able to channel what they 
are thinking. 

He did a couple demon- 
strations with volunteers 
from the crowd to show off 



his skill. Then Hoffman 
said everyone in this room 
wants me to read their 
mind. He said crowds of 
people would wait after his 
shows and say, "what am I 
thinking?" So he told us to 
concentrate on a thought, it 
could be anything as long 
as it was clean. He would 
channel our thoughts to 
what ever was the 
strongest. This guy was 
good. He knew someone 
was thinking about his/her 
family pet, or favorite 
band. He even knew a girl 
was thinking about the 
color of her underwear 

Hoffman also did a 
demonstration with a set of 
twins. He showed the 
audience there is a connec- 
tion with twins that other 
siblings do not have. He 
put the sisters in a hypnot- 
ic state and only touched 
one of the sisters with a 
piece of paper on her arm, 
face, and back. The other 
sister felt the paper in the 
same places with the same 
motions but he never 
touched her. 

His best demonstration 
was when he made his 
heart stop beating for what 
seemed hke seconds. He 
had an audience member 
take his pulse the entire 
time he was doing this and 
had her hit her hand in 
rhythm of his heartbeat on 



the microphone. Her hand 
kept in time with his heart 
until it stopped. He also did 
this to an audience mem- 
ber Hoffman made the 
audience member's heart 
stop beating for a split sec- 
ond. 

Hoffman did a couple 
of hand tricks to fool the 
eye and mind. His last dis- 
play involved the Coke can 
he had had on stage the 
entire performance. The 
audience watched him 
drink the contents of the 
can in a plastic see-through 
cup. 

He crushed the empty 
can a little too. Somehow 
with the wave of his fingers 
going around and around, 
he uncrushed the can, cov- 
ered the opening with a 
new opening, filled the can 
back up and made the bev- 
erage cold again. 

"It's insane," Lindsey 
Cornman, a secondary edu- 
cation English major, said. 
"I was a little nervous at 
the beginning thinking we 
were just going to watch 
his tricks on the screen, but 
once he got rolling in per- 
son he was so impressive." 
If you missed the 
chance to see him at 
Clarion, I strongly suggest 
you find where he's per- 
forming and go see him. It 
is definitely worth it. 



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Jess Elser 

Staff vv'riter 

Some of you, unless your 
a huge fan of rock dug up 
from ages past, might not 
recognize the band called 
The Who. Pete Townshend, 
Roger Daltrey, John 
Entwistle and Keith Moon 
formed an unstoppable force 
that would become one of 
the most influential rock 
bands of all time. 

The first of two rock 
operas titled "Tommy," were 
released in 1969, with it's 
first Broadway performance 
in 1993.When Tommy was 
first released some called it 
sick and explicit, while oth- 
ers hajled it as genius. This 
timeless work of art was 
reconstructed this past 
week on the Clarion Stage, 
bringing new meaning to 
the deep themes and explo- 
sive journey into the human 
mind. 

Rogers and 

Hammerstein's biggest fans 
do not make up the typical 
Tommy audience, since a 
predictable and linear plot- 
line is missing and the 
themes are far from what 



you might call "G rated." 

After witnessing a crime 
through a mirror, a trauma- 
tized child named Tommy, 
is made to suppress all 
thoughts and memories 
leaving him in a deaf, dumb 
and blind state. The audi- 
ence follows Tommy 
through his life of torment, 
sexual abuse, and misun- 
derstanding. It is a journey 
of enlightenment. 

Tommy, as performed 
by the Clarion Theatre 
Department, was impres- 
sive to the normal eye and 
the theatre connoisseur. A 
show of this nature is 
dependent on a moldable 
and committed cast, and it 
seems that was indeed the 
case. While the vocalists did 
seem somewhat exhausted 
in the latter part of the 
show, the cast gave a 
remarkable performance. 

Jonathan Sherbine is 
Tommy. That was not a 
casting statement. That was 
a statement on the remark- 
able performance that 
Sherbine gave. Every move- 
ment and gesture was in 
place and submerged in 
emotion. While Sherbine did 
show a bit of fatigue, partic- 



ularly when belting out 
some of his higher, louder 
notes in the second reprise 
of "I'm Free," it didn't take 
long for him to revive. 

As someone who has 
dedicated a lot of time and 
effort to the theatre, I 
appreciate things that most 
would not. It is hard for me 
to convey to the average 
audience member how much 
energy and understanding it 
takes to inhabit a character 
the way that Sherbine did. 

Let me make it clear 
that the whole cast deserves 
applause for taking on such 
a challenging show and 
opening their minds to 
something so different, how- 
ever, there are performanc- 
es that stood out beyond the 
rest. 

For anyone who saw the 
show, there is almost a 
guarantee that when they 
heard the gypsy sing, there 
was a wave of emotion that 
almost knocked the audi- 
ence out of their seats. The 
huge voice coupled with the 
intense body movements 
from Ebony DesChamps 
made the gypsy/acid queen, 
with only one major appear- 
ance, one of the most memo- 



Actress Drew Barrymore fights world hunger 



Associated Press 

Drew Barrymore said 
Monday she is donating $1- 
million to help fight hunger. 

She made the announce- 
ment on "The Oprah 
Winfrey Show." saying she 
would give the money to the 
World Food Program, a U.N. 
body that delivers millions 



of tons of food aid to more 
than 70 million people in 
about 80 countries. 

"I'm able to make this 
incredible donation — this 
has changed my life," she 
said on the program. "But I 
encourage everyone to give." 

Barrymore, who serves 
as a World Food Program 
ambassador, later told The 
Associated Press that the $1 



million is the largest dona- 
tion she's made. 

Barrymore, whose 

screen credits include the 
"Charlie's Angels" movies 
and "E.T. The Extra- 
Terrestrial," visited the floor 
of the Chicago Board of 
Trade, Monday afternoon, 
saying she discussed the 
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MUSIC REVIEW 
The Used new EP Is risky and mediocre 




Chris Campbell 

Staff V'/riter 

Album: "Lies for Liars" 
Label: Vinyl Records 
Rating: 3.5/ 5 

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The Used is a rock band 
from Orem, Utah. Their 
sound mixes a lot of differ- 
ent genres and has been 
described as anything from 
Post-hardcore to Emo to 
Alternative rock to Screamo. 
The Used are: Bert 
McCracken, Vocals; Quin 
AUman, Guitar; Jeph 
Howard, Bass; and Dan 
Whitesides, Drums. 

They have already 
released three CD's, each 
with its own unique flavor. 
When information first sur- 
faced about The Used's lat- 
est album, "Lies for the 
Liars," it was also men- 
tioned that the band would 
release an additional E.P. 
later containing the b-sides 
from that album. Now, a 
year later. Shallow Believer 
has hit iTunes. It's a 10 song 
E.P. with not only B-sides 
from "Lies for the Liars," 
but some from their previ- 
ous releases as well. 

1. "Dark Days-":Lies For 
The Liars" B-Side- The first 
song starts off with the 
opening used on the track 
"Cut Up Angels" on the 
groups second CD, "In Love 
& Death." This song defi- 
nitely could of found its way 
onto "Lies For The Liars." I 
love the vocal arrangement 
during the chorus, and 
musically this song fits per- 
fectly to the songs that 
made the "Lies" CD. 



2. "Slit Your Own 
Throat": This song is as 
edgy as the title suggests. 
Definitely one of the harder 
songs of the bunch, and 
while lyrically abusive this 
song is delivered in such a 
manner that I actually 
found myself enjoying it. 

3. "Devil Beside You": 
Musically and vocally one of 
the least aggressive songs of 
the E.P. This song is obvi- 
ously the poppiest of the 
bunch, but Bert doesn't let 
the catchiness of his vocals 
affect his clever lyrics on 
this song. So nice to meet 
you/ 1 see right through that 
smile/ So in other words/ So 
nice to meet you/ I hope I 
never see your face again. 

4. "Into My Web": "In 
Love And Death" B-Side - As 
soon as I heard this track I 
knew it had come from the 
"In Love And Death" album. 
Bert's vocals are distorted, 
and the track has a very 
slow but distinct pace about 
it. Sadly, I felt like this track 
never really got where it 
was headed. 

5. "My Pesticide": "Lies 
For The Liars" B-Side - This 
track brings me back to the 
first disc the band released. 
It has a very fast tempo, but 
the song still comes off as 
raw and in your face, a qual- 
ity I very much liked about 
their self titled album. 

6. "Choke Me": Self- 
titled album B-Side - This is 
the only song I had previ- 
ously heard, and it hasn't 
lost anything since I heard 
it. Very raw and off the 
wall, this song is actually 
about how drugs have dam- 
aged Bert's body and mind. 

7. "Sun Comes Up": 
"Lies For The Liars" B-Side 
Music wise, this song came 
out of nowhere. It's very dif- 
ferent from The Used's 
usual product. That being 
said, I like the risk of per- 
forming a slow song with 



lyrics that make you stop 
and wonder what message 
is being relayed. 

8. "Sick Hearts": "Lies 
For The Liars" B-Side - 
Another song that finds 
itself outside of the usual 
mold of the rest of the songs 
in The Used's song book. 
This song doesn't really do 
much for me, its also slow 
and never really climaxes. 
The lyrics are witty, but I 
found myself wanting more 
from their delivery as well 
as the music. 

9. "Back Of Your 
Mouth": "In Love And 
Death" B-Side - The horns 
in this song really caught 
me off guard. Another new 
realm for the band, and I 
like this one. It also has a 
big band feel to it, but at the 
same time the band stays 
true to itself. The risk pays 
off big time with this one. 

10. "Tunnel": "Lies For 
The Liars" B-Side - A slow 
acoustic song is by no means 
new territory for The Used, 
but the overall positive mes- 
sage and delivery of this 
song is. UpUfting songs are 
totally new, and while I 
don't think it's in the group's 
best interest to do this sort 
of thing all the time, I really 
came to enjoy this song after 
hearing it a few times. 

In conclusion, if you're 
new to The Used this would- 
n't be a bad EP to get. The 
disc gives a nice overview of 
Bert's vocal range as well as 
a wide view of topics that he 
chooses to discuss. As for 
those who are a fan of the 
band, this is a must down- 
load. 

It gives a nice insight 
into the band's evolution, 
since the release of there 
first CD. They take some 
risks and while some work 
others do not. This is why 
it's an E.P. and not a full 
length CD. 



rable cast members, 

Conner Mrozowski and 
Drew Leigh Williams, play- 
ing Mr. and Mrs. Walker, 
certainly held the show 
together, but there were 
times when it seems their 
voices clashed. Separately, 
however, they both held 
their own and made for a 
smoothly moving perform- 
ance. 

Let's not forget to recog- 
nize Jonathan and Jake 
Powell who were stunningly 
poised as young actors and 
brought the young Tommy 
to life. Kudos to Uncle Ernie 
as well for not shying away 
from such a controversial 
role. He took the role and 
used it, creating one of the 
most developed characters 
in the show. 

There is more to a show 
than the actors themselves. 
When analyzing the set, the 
lighting, choreography, and 
costumes, the set design by 
Martin Savolskis and prop 
design by Kim Hickernell 
rose above. The set was a 
simplistic design that at 
first glance is deceiving. 



as the actors themselves. 

The two levels allowed 
for more movement, though 
I admit that the ladder 
climbing was at time.s dis- 
tracting. The illusion of the 
mirror was one of the most 
flawless aspects of the per- 
formance and when Tommy 
is singing and the younger 
versions of hi in are seen 
through it, the audience was 
mesmerized. The most 
important prop was the pin- 
ball machine, which was 
seen in two ways. Some 
thought it was disappoint- 
ing that something so inte- 
grall to the show was just 
some piping and not a real 
pinball machine. If you 
watched the show closely. 
however, the manner in 
which the pinball machine 
was used demanded that 
you see Tommy and with an 
open back, it was possible 
from all angles. 

The lighting was cer- 
tainly not as strong as the 
set and props but compli- 
mented them well. 

Costumes were a bit dis- 
appointing for some of the 



Perhaps the lack of color characters. Tommy's cos- 
caused people to frown upon tuming was completely 
it, but the set was dynamic appropriate and satisfying 



but I would have liked to see 
more effort on the gypsy. 
Her costume just made her 
look pretty, and that isn't 
the image that her words 
and body movements por- 
trayed, so there was an 
incongruity. One of the 
characti'rs with consistently 
good costuming, besides 
Tommy, was Mrs. Walker, 
They were very well thought 
out and fitting for her char- 
acter. The costumes did 
allow for more movement, 
which helped with choreog- 
raphy. 

However, the choreogra- 
phy could have been 
expanded much more. I 
would have liked to see a 
wider range of movement 
instead of so many similar 
routines. 

Overall Tommy was an 
unforgettable performance. 
There were some sound 
glitches here and there and 
some trouble with video, but 
all' that is to be expected 
with a show utilizing so 
much technology. 

If you missed it, you 
missed out on a .show that 
actually did justice to a 
band who changed rock and 
I'oll forever. 




Boy Band creator goes to court 

Lou Pearlman, creator of the heartthrob boy bands like N'Sync 
and the Backstreet Boys, will appear in a Florida court on Thursday. 
Prosecutors claim Pearlman is guilty of money laundering and mak- 
ing false statements. Pearlman has also been accused of raising mil- 
Hons for fake companies. The loss to investors could turn out to be 
more than $300 million. Pearlman has agreed to plead guilty. 

Anna Nicole's daugher to inherit estate 

The late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, will inherit 
her mother's estate. A Los Angeles judge made the decision Tuesday 
that the 18 month-old girl wil. be the sole heir, and set up a trust in 
the girl's name. Superior Court Judge Mitchell Beckloff granted a peti- 
tion filed by Stern, who wanted to clarify Smith's intentions toward her 
daughter. Smith drafted a will in 2001 — five years before the child 
was born — that left her estate to her then only child, Daniel. 
However, it said the assets in Daniel's trust should be shared equally 
if she had future children. 

Information courtesy of the Associated Press 





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Men's basketball falls to Cal for third time this season, 82-66 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CALIFORNIA, March 5 - 
The third time wasn't the 
charm for the Clarion men's 
basketball team. a8 the 
Golden Eagles lost for the 
third time this season to 
nationally ranked Calif- 
ornia 82-66 in the quarterfi- 
nal round of the PSAC 
championships at Cal's 
Hamer Hall Tuesday night. 

The game was a tight 
contest for most of the first 
half, with Cal leading 26-23 
with 5:07 left. The Vulcans, 
who are ranked 17th in the 
nation in the latest NABC 
poll, then outscored Clarion 
14-6 to close out the half to 
extend their lead to 40-29 at 
halftime. 

The Golden Eagles came 
out of halftime on a roll, as 
the team chipped away Cal's 
lead and only trailed 44-42 
with 15:35 remaining in the 
contest. This would be as 
close as Clarion would get to 
the lead, as California 
pulled away with a run of 
their own and steadily held 



a double digit lead through- 
out the rest of the game, 
leading by as many as 19 at 
one point. 

Clarion's main problem 
in this game came from an 
unlikely source. Julian 
Logan, who only scored 10 
points combined in Cal's 
previous two victories over 
Clarion, led the Vulcans 
with 25 points. 

"Logan played the game 
of his life. ..we had no 
answer for him," said coach 
Ron Righter 

"Julian Logan stepped 
up in a big way for them... it 
kind of caught us off guard." 
said senior forward Ricky 
Henderson. 

Ron Banks, the leading 
scorer in the first two con- 
tests versus Clarion, added 
14 points. Theron Colao and 
Kenny Johnson added 12 
and 11 points, respectively. 
Coach Righter pointed to 
Colao's effort as another 
main factor in Cal's victory. 
"Colao hit four three's, all at 
critical moments of the 
game." 

Leading the way for 



Clarion was junior forward 
Damon Gross with 14 
points. Senior guard Lonnell 
Jones added 12 points while 
senior forward Ricky 
Henderson dropped in 10. 

This was the second 
straight season California 
ended the Golden Eagles' 
season in the PSAC quarter- 
finals. Last year, Cal edged 
Clarion 67-62 at Hamer 
Hall. C'larion's losing streak 
to the Vulcans now stands 
at six games. The team has 
also lost their past five 
PSAC playoff games. 

Playing in their final 
games for Clarion were 
Jones, Henderson, and for- 
ward Lamar Richburg. 
Jones and Henderson were 
both starters for the Golden 
Eagles this past season 
while Richburg was the 
leading scorer off the bench. 
Henderson also led the team 
in rebounding. 

"The seniors did a good 
job this year, and it's been 
real fun working with 
them," said junior forward 
Josh Yanke. 

With the loss. Clarion's 



season ends with an overall 
record of 16-12. This was 
the best season for Clarion 
basketball since 2005, when 
the team went 19-9 and won 
the PSAC-West. California 
improves to 23-5 overall and 
advances to play in the 
PSAC semifinals against 
PSAC-East Champion 
Cheyney at Cheyney's Cope 
Hall on Friday. 

"They have the best 
team in the region. Good 
balance, quickness, strong 
inside game, and solid team 
defense," Righter said about 
Cal. Ricky Henderson also 
praised Cal's team. "From 
the looks of it, if Cal can 
play at that level consistent- 
ly throughout the playoffs, 
they will be sure to make 
some noise in the NCAA 
tourney." 

"We worked hard all 
season and we had ups and 
downs but we battled to the 
playoffs, but we are going to 
keep our heads up and con- 
tinue to work with the new 
core of guys next year," 
Yanke said about next sea- 
son. 




Maddy Cline/The Clarion Call 

Junior Josh Yanke is seen waiting for a rebound during a regular 
season game. The Golden Eagles season ended with their 16 
point loss at Cal on Tuesday night. 



Women's basketball ends season with 81-68 at Cal 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CALIFORNM, March 4 - 
The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
fell short on Tuesday night 
to California in the opening 
round of the PSAC women's 
playoffs. The final score was 



California 81, Clarion 68. 

The Golden Eagles came 
within six points of the 
Vulcans in the second half, 
trailing 42-24 ath the half, 
the Eagles went on the 21-7 
run to come within six 
points with a score of 62-56 
with less than nine minutes 
left to play. California then 



went on a 9-0 run. 

"Unfortunately, we did- 
n't put two halves together," 
said senior Ashley Grimm. 
"I am proud of how hard we 
fought the second half, but 
it seems that we dug our- 
selves too big of a hole in the 
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more upsetting because we 
know that we didn't play our 
best game." 

Ashley Grimm, the 
Golden Eagles point guard 
finished with six assists, 
totaling 571 in her career, 
the most in Golden Eagles 
history. 

Senior Jessica Albanese 
had 16 points in the game, 
along with 11 rebounds. 
Janelle Zabresky had 14 
points and eight rebounds, 
while Katrina Greer con- 
tributed 12 points and six 
rebounds. Also, Sara Pratt 
finished with 10 points and 
five rebounds. Pratt, due to 
foul trouble, played only 16 
minutes in the game. 

This was the first time 
the Golden Eagles have 
made the playoffs since 
2005, when they made it to 
the semifinals. 

"It has been a great year 
and now we're keeping our 
fingers crossed that we can 
get a regional bid," Grimm 
said. " Either way, I am 
proud of how well we did 
and what a turnaround sea- 
son it has been. As a senior, 
I'm going to miss playing, 
but more so I'm going to 
miss the girls, the coaches 
and the fans. It has truly 
been an amazing journey." 



Favre calls it a career 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

Brett Favre decided to 
step away from the Green 
Bay Packers yesterday, end- 
ing one of the most storied 
careers in NFL history. 
Favre appeared in two 
Super Bowls, winning one, 
picked up three most valu- 
able player awards and an 
impressive list of NFL 
records all while becoming 
football's version of Cal 
Ripken Jr. 

Favre's decision came as 
a surprise to many after he 
led the Packers to the NFC 
Championship Game before 
falling in overtime to the 
eventual Super Bowl 
Champion New York 
Giants. 

Favre's rejuvenated 
play this season was a huge 
reason why the Packers 
cUmbed back into the play- 
offs after missing several 
straight years in which 
Favre had some of the worst 
years of his career. 

In that NFC 

Championship Game the 
Packers had the ball in over- 
time until Favre threw an 
interception on what 
appears to be the final pass 
of his career. Conventional 
thinking was Favre would- 
n't want to go out that way 
and would definitely return 



to the Packers, especially 
since the team seemed so 
close to getting back to the 
Super Bowl. 

Thing is that just would- 
n't be Favre's style, it never 
was. Favre has the most 
completions, attempts, 
touchdowns and passing 
yards in NFL history. To 
accomplish all those records 
Favre never held anything 
back and was never afraid 
to make a catastrophic mis- 
take. For those same rea- 
sons he also has thrown the 
most interceptions in league 
history as well. 

Favre held all those 
records because the inter- 
ceptions never discouraged 
him from going right back 
onto the field and trying to 
make the same impossible 
play that just blew up in his 
face. For those reasons it 
shouldn't be a surprise to 
anyone that Favre is okay 
with his final NFL play ulti- 
mately ending his last 
chance at advancing to the 
Super Bowl. 

Favre's reckless style of 
play and childlike celebra- 
tions on the field are the 
reasons why so many 
beloved Favre unlike any 
other. 

See "FAVRE," on page 
10. 




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Women's Rugby Club - 

March 29 - Pittsburgh Classic Tournament 
April 5 - Home vs. Allegheny College 




-Women's Rugby In action- 
Men's Rugby Club - 

March 29 - Pittsburgh Classic Tournament 
April 5 - @ Washington & Jefferson 
Frisbee Club - 

Tournament at Gettysburg March 1 5 & 1 6 
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Clarion University's Student H 



Golden Eagle wrestling gets ready for EWL's 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, March 4 - The 
Golden Eagle wrestling 
team is preparing to wrap 
up their season as they head 
to the Fitzgerald Field 
House at the University of 
Pittsburgh for the Eastern 
Wrestling League tourna- 
ment Saturday, March 8. 

The tournament field 
will be deep at the EWL this 
year featuring two wrestlers 
ranked number one nation- 
ally in Edinboro's 157 lb 
junior Gregor Gillespie and 
Pitt's Keith Gavin, the sen- 
ior at 174 lbs. There will 
be 32 bids to the NCAA 
tournament, held in 
St.Louis, Mo. this year on 
March 20-22. 

The top two wrestlers in 
each weight class will auto- 
matically make it to the 
NCAA tournament; while 
the remaining 12 bids will 
be wild cards decided on in a 
meeting involving the seven 
coaches following the cham- 
pionship Hnals. 

At 125 lbs the top seed 
will most likely be Michael 
Sees a senior from 
Bloomsburg and a 2007 
EWL runner up. Sees is 
currently ranked seventh in 
the nation by Intermat and 
is one of the top candidates 
from the EWL to achieve 
All-American status this 
season. Other grapplers 
with a chance to make the 
NCAA tourney at this 
weight are Edinboro's Eric 
Morill, Lock Haven's John 



Trumbetti, and Clarion's 
Jay Ivanco, 

At 133 lbs the odds-on 
favorite is Ricky Deubel 
from Edinboro and his likely 
foe in the finals will be 
Jason Guffey of 

Bloomsburg. At 141 lbs the 
top seed will be senior and 
former All-American from 
Pittsburgh Drew Headlee, 
who has not lost an EWL 
match this season. The like- 
ly number two seed will be 
Clarion's Sal Lascari; his 
only EWL loss this season is 
to Headlee. Also look for 
Bloomsburg's Darren Kern, 
last year's EWL runner up 
at this weight, to make a 
run at the finals. 

The 149 lbs has among 
the most parity in the EWL 
with Daryl Cocozzo of 
Edinboro likely to grab the 
top seed. The two and three 
seeds should be between 
Matt Fittery of Lock Haven 
and Dave Jauregui of WVU 
while Clarion's Hadley 
Harrison will get the four 
seed with his win over 
Cocozzo earlier this season. 

The 157 lb weight class 
is easily the deepest with a 
returning national champi- 
on in Gregor Gillespie of 
Edinboro and returning All- 
American Matt Kocher of 
Pittsburgh. Zac Fryling of 
WVU and Matt Moley of 
Bloomsburg are both ranked 
in the top 20 while Clarion's 
Travis Uncapher posted a 
win over Kocher last week. 

The top seed at 165 lbs 
will likely go to Jarrod King 
of Edinboro who is in his 




Lenore Watson/ The Clarion Call 



The Golden Eagles wrestling team is seen in action during a 
nnatch earlier this season. The Golden Eagles are getting ready 
for the EWL's on Saturday, March 8. 



first year with the Fighting 
Scots after transferring in 
from Oklahoma. The 174 
lbs weight class will go to 
last year's EWL champ and 
NCAA runner-up Keith 
Gavin of Pittsburgh. Gavin 
has been ranked number 
one all season and has dis- 
tanced himself from the 
competition staying unde- 
feated. 

At 184 lbs the top candi- 
dates are Chris Honeycutt 
of Edinboro and Kurt 
Brenner of WVU but look 
for Scott Joseph of Clarion 
and Jeremie Cook of Lock 
Haven to also make some 



noise at this weight. Jared 
Villers, of WVU last year's 
EWL champ, will be looking 
for his second title; his clos- 
est competition include Pat 
Bradshaw of Edinboro, 
Jamie Luckett of Clarion 
and Ben Hepburn of Lock 
haven. At 285 lbs five 
wrestlers are ranked in the 
top 20 with Bloomsburg's 
defending All-American and 
last year's EWL champ 
Mike Spaid ranked the 
highest at nine. Pitt's Zach 
Sheaffer is ranked 12th and 
has a win over Spaid this 
season. Also competing will 
be #15 Dustin Rogers of 



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The EWL tournament this season than in the past 

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Crosby makes his return as Fleury and the Pens shutout Tampa Bay 



Alan Robinson 

Associated Press 

"TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Maybe 
his shooting touch was a lit- 
tle off, and his legs grew 
weary after being injured so 
long. No matter, Sidney 
Crosby looked as though he 
had never been away. 

Just as importantly for 
the Pittsburgh Penguins, so 
did goalie Marc-Andre 
Fleury. 

Crosby missed scoring 
chance after scoring chance 
before finally setting up 
Maxime Talbot for the 
game's first goal with only 
2:47 remaining. The 
Pittsburgh star made a daz- 
zling return in his first 
game in 6% weeks, leading 
the Penguins' 2-0 victory 
over the Tampa Bay 
Lightning on Tuesday night. 

Fleury, in only his sec- 
ond start following his own 
extended injury layoff with 
a bad ankle, turned aside 35 
shots in his first shutout 
since Nov. 24 and third of 
the season. Evgeni Malkin, 
edging to within a point of 
the NHL scoring lead, 
scored into an empty net 
with five seconds remaining. 

But it was Crosby's 
night. The reigning NHL 
scoring champion and MVP 
appeared as if he had been 



off only a few days rather 
than since Jan. 18 with a 
high ankle sprain. He creat- 
ed numerous scoring oppor- 
tunities with his speed and 
stickhandling as the 
Penguins retained their 
Atlantic Division lead and 
took over the Eastern 
Conference lead with about 
a month remaining in the 
regular season. 

"It's good to get it over 
with and get that feel and 
get that timing back, but it's 
still not there," Crosby said. 
"I had some great chances 
that I would have loved to 
put in. It didn't happen. 
Sometimes that's the way it 
goes. I'm a little rusty." 

He didn't look it. 
Afterward, among those 
waiting outside the 
Penguins locker room to 
greet Crosby was the 
Yankees' Johnny Damon, 
who received an auto- 
graphed stick. 

Of course, it doesn't take 
a star center fielder to rec- 
ognize how good a center 
Crosby is. 

"Who's not a fan of Sid?" 
Damon said. "Seeing that 
kid play is amazing." 

Ask the Lightning, who 
are 13-2 in their last 15 
against the Penguins but 
went 0-2 against them at 
home this season. 



"He's pretty special," 
defenseman Shane O'Brien 
said. "We kept him off the 
boards for 58 minutes or 
whatever, but he's a great 
player." 

Crosby was credited 
with three shots and had 
several other near misses 
before helping break the 
extended scoreless tie. 
Crosby cut through the 
right circle before sending a 
backhand pass that deflect- 
ed off a Lightning player 
and teammate Pascal 
Dupuis to Talbot in front of 
the net for his 10th goal 

"I just got a drop pass 
and drove the net. I tried to 
put it through and he 
(Talbot) did a great job of 
battling there," Crosby said. 

Mike Smith couldn't 
make the save, perhaps his 
only mistake on a night 
when many of his 22 saves 
were difficult — including a 
stop of Petr Sykora's penal- 
ty shot in the second period. 
Despite Smith's play, the 
last-place Lightning are 1-6- 
1 in their last eight. 

"I kind of slipped out (of 
the net). I should have been 
there," Smith said. "It's 
frustrating to have zero on 
the board the whole game 



and then lose it like that." 

Fleury was even better 
while winning his sixth in a 
row during a streak that 
began before he also injured 
his right ankle Dec. 6. He 
didn't start again until beat- 
ing Atlanta 3-2 in a shootout 
Sunday, but has stopped 66 
of 68 shots in his two post- 
injury starts. 

Fleury's best save prob- 
ably came on Vincent 
Lecavalier's breakaway off 
Martin St. Louis' pass with 
8V2 minutes remaining. 

"He (Fleury) was the 
story of the game," Penguins 
coach Michel Therrien said. 

Crosby wasn't expected 
to play until perhaps 
Sunday in Washington — it 
was a surprise when he 
declared himself ready to go 
after the pregame skate. 
But No. 87 took his first 
shift less than a minute in 
and didn't take long to get 
his first good scoring oppor- 
tunity. He took Talbot's 
excellent cross-ice pass near 
the edge of the left circle 
and barely missed an open 
net after being on the ice for 
perhaps 20 seconds. 

Crosby, who coinciden- 
tally was injured against 
Tampa Bay, had an even 



better chance late in the 
period. He came off the 
bench and immediately got 
loose on a breakaway, kick- 
ing the puck to his skate 
while beating defensemen 
Paul Ranger and Alexandre 
Picard. But Smith closed his 
pads to make the save. 
Crosby had two more 



good chances, one on a short 
breakaway, early in the sec- 
ond period. Despite all the 
misses, Crosby was as fast, 
fluid and creative as ever. 

"He's the best player in 
the league," Fleury said. 
"Having him on our side is 
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Continued from 
"FAVRE" on page 9. 

Every team's fans 
cheered when Favre did 
something special and they 
all mourned with him when 
tragedy struck. Look no fur- 
ther than the game after his 
father passed and the Black 
Hole in Oakland cheered 
Favre on as he played one of 
the best games of his life 
just one day later. 

Favre was a once in a 
lifetime type of player that 
for all his amazing accom- 
plishments never seemed 
like the larger than life type 
of guy. He always seemed 
down to Earth, wasn't out 
dating supermodels like 
Tom Brady or on television 



commercials every three 
seconds on NFL Sunday's 
like Peyton Manning. 

He just played the game 
the way every fan wants to 
see it. Mike Greenberg said 
it best on Mike and Mike in 
the Morning Wednesday 
when he said that Favre 
plays the game the way 
every fan dreams that they 
would play it. With the reck- 
less abandonment and leav- 
ing it all on the field that 
Favre did game in and game 
out. 

Favre will certainly be 
missed for as long as I watch 
football, but one things for 
sure he's been an absolute 
pleasure to watch. And the 
NFL is better for having 
Brett for so long. 



Demise Simens 

Staff Writer 

At the PSAC Champ- 
ionships last weekend host- 
ed by East Stroudsburg, the 
Golden Eagles track team 
finished 11th overall with 
strong showings by Diane 
Kress, Caitlin Palko, Kate 
Ehrensberger. and Molly 
Sraathers. 

Kress, who suffered a 
sprained ankle three weeks 
ago, finished fifth overall in 
the Pentathlon. In doing so, 
she also broke two school 
records. One was her own 
pentathlon school record set 
earlier this season, and the 
other was in the high jump. 

Ehrensberger took sev- 
enth place in the 800m, fol- 



lowed closely by her team- 
mate Smathers. 

Caitlin Palko ran her 
best time of the year so far 
in the 5k, finishing with an 
18:56.86 and good enough 
for 11th place. 

"I was generally pleased 
with the performances this 
weekend," said head coach 
Jayson Resch. "Overall it 
was a good stepping stone 
for outdoor track season." 

The outdoor track team 
will include other runners 
who have either redshirted 
during the indoor season or 
are currently involved in 
other winter sports. 

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Volume 94 Issue 20 



CampusFest to host The Bravery, Colbie Caillat 



Ronald Mcintyre 

News Staff 

CLARION. April 2 - The 
University Activities Board 
(UAB) will host Colbie 
Caillat and The Bravery for 
the Spring 2008 

CampusFest on April 26. 

Tickets are $15 for 
Clarion University students 
and $25 for non-students. 
All tickets on day of show 
are $25. 

Tickets for CampusFest 
are on sale now at the 
Gemmell Info Desk in the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

CampusFest will be 
held in Tippin Gymnasium, 
with doors opening at 7 p.m. 
and the concert beginning 
with the opening act, Jason 
Reeves, at 8 p.m. 

Co-header, Caillat is 
recognized for her first big 
hit, "Bubbly" and her new 
song, "Realize," both of 
which have hit the Billboard 
Charts Top 100. 

Co-header, The Bravery 
has released two albums in 
the United States, as well as 
the U.K. 

CampusFest chair, 
Mary Caitlin Mitton said, 
"The Bravery were added to 
the bunch because we want- 
ed to add a variety to the 
show." 



for the UAB said this event 
was going to be different 
from shows such as last 
years Gym Class Hero con- 
cert because of the multi- 
genre platform. 

"We're going back to the 
mixed genre" she said. 

When preparing to host 
annual CampusFest con- 
certs, UAB members, like 
Mitton, start out by finding 
available artists and then 
having the activities board 
vote on them. 

After the voting, a con- 
tract has to be negotiated 
between the UAB and the 
proposed artist, and if all 
goes well, the budgeting 
comes next. 

UAB must consider lim- 
itations such as budget, 
scheduling times and the 
type of shows that best 
serves the Clarion 
University Campus. 

A variety of artists are 
always intially considered, 
but the options are nar- 
rowed down after consider- 
ing the costs and schedules 
of the artists that many stu- 
dents would like to see on 
campus. 

Upon finalizing con- 
tracts, UAB can rent the 
needed equipment and plan 
the day-of-show schedule. 

"We have great artists, 
and it's going to be a really 




Couresty of the official Web sites of Colbie Caillat and The Bravery . 



Musical artists Colbie Caillat and The Bravery will co-headline with opening act Jason Reeves for CampusFest 2008. The show will 
take place on Saturday, April 26 in Tippin Gymnasium. Tickets are on sale now. 



Jamie Bero, the advisor great show," said Mitton. 



I Weather causes unavoidable construction delays 

* I ~''^~~~~ — ^ -I stnns wnrk/' said nftnls noured. but that D 




Demolition of Campbell Hall was completed during Clarion University's spring break. Clean-up is on-going. 



Maddy CWue/The Clarion Call 



John Doane 

News Staff 

CLARION, April 1 - 
Overcoming unavoidable 
delays, construction on cam- 



pus is underway as 
Campbell Hall has been 
completely demolished. 

Paul Bylaska, Vice 
President for Finance and 
Administration indicated 



that there have been some 
unavoidable delays in some 
of the projects. 

"When I mention 
unavoidable delays, weath- 
er in northwest 



Pennsylvania plays a signif- 
icant part. When you have 
construction crews riding 
steel girders many stories 
above the ground, freezing 
weather, snow or sleet slows 



or stops work," said 
Bylaska. 

The debris and rubble of 
what was once Campbell 
Hall has been removed for 
the most part and is at 
ground level. 

The debris that is left 
will be used as fill material 
for the new parking lot at 
that site. 

The completion date for 
the demolition and the park- 
ing lot is August and is cur- 
rently on schedule. 

Construction on the new 
dining hall is also under- 
way. 

Crews recently installed 
the steel for the Wood Street 
entrance tower. 

Also, with the help of 
student input, the furniture 
for the dining hall is being 
selected. 

The road in between the 
new dining hall and Carrier 
is resti'icted to one lane and 
will be blocked for several 
days while crews install the 
roof on the dining hall, 
which was delayed because 
of rain. 

Construction on the new 
dining hall is on schedule 
and is set to be finished in 
November. 

Crews are finishing 
installing steel framing 
around the building as 
another step in finishing the 
exterior walls. 

There are a number of 
areas where concrete still 



needs poured, but that part 
is weather dependent. 

Completion is set for 
May 2009. which is delayed 
from the original date of 
December 2008. 

One of the on-campus 
residence buildings is also 
experiencing delays. 

Building #1, which is 
located on Wood St., is expe- 
riencing weather related 
delays which include the 
delaying of pouring the con- 
crete. 

Completion for the on- 
campus residences is on 
schedule and set for 
December 2008. 

A roof will be installed 
in the near future on 
Building #4. 

Model rooms will be on 
display in Gemmell Student 
Center with furniture from 
select vendors, which will 
allow students to recom- 
mend certain furniture and 
vendors. 

Completion for the on- 
campus residences is on 
schedule and set for 
December 2008. 

The university will 
begin planning the demoli- 
tion of Chandler Dining 
Hall soon, in order to begin 
the next phase of the on- 
campus residences. 

"WHiile we do not have 
any significant cost over- 
runs as yet. last-minute 
changes have occurred in 
each project." Bylaska said. 



WEATHER 

April 3-5 







Thur. -Cloudy, 
53/38 

Fri. - Rain, 
55/36 

Sat. - Cloudy 
53/36 



HIGHLIGHTS 

News - page 2 

Senate discusses upcoming 
curriculum changes 

Changes to general education 
requirements to students' check- 
sheets are possible in the near 
future. 



Features- page 4 


Features - page 4 

Women's tennis 
pulls off 9-0 
win against 
Seton Hill 




PHEAA loan changes 


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INDFX 

Police Blotter p.2 

Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p. 6 

Classifieds p. 8 

Coll on You p. 8 

Sports p.9 



April 3, 2008 



News 



The Clarion Call 



Senate allocated funds for five student organizations 



Ian Erickson 

Staff Writer 

CLARION. March 31 - 
Student senate addressed 
the appropriations commit- 
tee and allocated funds to 
five groups on campus. 

The first appropriation 
was for IFC Panhell. The 
trip is for undergraduate 
students, and there will be 
four people attending the 
event. For this conference 
IFC Panhell received 
$3,068. 

For the regional confer- 
ence in Hershev, Pa., the 



American Library 

Association will receive 
$1585. 

The German club was 
also allocated $1055 to visit 
Philadelphia for German- 
related activities. 

Another allocation of 
$9192, was for the Tech 
Floor to purchase new com- 
puters, pending approval by 
President Joseph 

Grunenwald. 

Tech Floor member and 
senior Dave Walsh said, 
"More group members can 
be more active with having 
more computers." 



The Clarion University 
marching band was also 
allocated funds to buy four 
new sousaphones. The 
sousaphones that the band 
currently has are about 25 
years old. 

For new sousaphones 
the marching band will 
receive $17,100 pending 
approval by President 
Grunenwald. 

The final appropriation 
was for the Special Library 
Association. They were allo- 
cated $1,458 for an upcom- 
ing conference. 

Heather Puhalla, 



Treasurer and human 
resources and management 
major said, "I am very proud 
of all of our committees and 
how they have managed 
their budgets. They have 
worked very hard." 

In other annoucements, 
Ashley Grimm, Vice 
President and biology major 
said, "We are looking for 
senators to sign up and 
work a booth at the resource 
fair. We will be using the 
booth to try to recruit 
incoming freshman." 



Faculty senate discusses upcoming curriculum changes 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

Faculty senate members 
dicussed general education 
curriculum changes for edu- 
cation major on Monday 
March 31. 

Susan Traynor chair- 
person for the Committee on 
Course and Programs of 
Study (CCPS) made recom- 
mendations on general edu- 
cation outcomes for several 
education major courses. 

Susan Traynor, comput- 
er information sciences 
department chair and CCPS 
chair person, spoke on sev- 
eral courses being reevalu- 
ated as general education 
electives in the future. The 
reevaluation of some gener- 
al education courses would 
make them required course 
to some majors and more 
likely to be taken than oth- 
ers. 

Much of the discussion 
involved changes in stu- 
dents checksheets for educa- 
tion majors to meet both 
general education and 
PDE/NCATE requirements. 

"What we are doing is 



reevaluating if certain 
courses should be consid- 
ered general education 
courses, or a course that is a 
requirement for a students 
major," Traynor said, "what 
this does is decide if it goes 
on the right or left side of a 
students check sheet." 

The first paragraph of 
the mission statement for 
the university reads, "the 
university community is 
dedicated to helping stu- 
dents see in themselves 
what they may become by 
creating opportunities to 
develop the knowledge, 
skill, and attitudes neces- 
sary for both enlightened 
citizenship and successful 
participation in a technolog- 
ically advanced, global soci- 
ety." 

Dr. Ralph Leary spoke 
about students needing to 
be diversified in today's soci- 
ety. He said students need 
to not only have the knowl- 
edge in one general area, 
but in all areas to make stu- 
dents from Clarion 
University standout from 
the rest. 

"Taking required cours- 



es out of our curriculum and 
putting them in general 
education makes it harder 
and harder for students of 
Clarion University to be 
well rounded. Students 
checksheets are tight 
enough already if they are 
to graduate in four years. 
Now they want students to 



take courses that should be 
degree requirements as free 
electives making it harder 
for students to be diversi- 
fied," said Leary. 

The next faculty senate 
will be held on April 14. 
2008 in Hart Chapel room 
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Sean Montgomery 

Graphicj Editor 

Ten years ago, I was just 
a boy like any other who, 
inspired by the antics of 
Pinky and the Brain, decid- 
ed I was going to take over 
the world. Well. I'm fairly 
certain anyway that such is 
a common career goal for a 
tyke of age nine. Since then, 
however, I have forgone my 
dream after having what 
Dr. Phillips would call a 
"logical epiphany" - a real- 
ization, if you will - that the 
only true contender in the 
world domination contest is 
Google. 

You might say, "Google? 
Aren't they my friends who 
help me find pictures of lol- 
cats in .23 seconds?" Yes, 
but they are also the ones 
who are secretly taking 
snapshots of ordinary folk 
engaging in their day-to-day 
activities, some of which 
could be private in nature. 
You know, like the one that 
most people do when nobody 
else is around and are afraid 
to admit it. Some people do 
it on occasion while others 
make it a daily habit. I am, 
of course, referring to the 
act of "googling" oneself to 



see what results might come 
up. If you've never tried it 
before, I dare you to resist 
the temptation now. 

Google is easily top dog 
when it comes to web 
searches. Has anyone ever 
asked you a question to 
which you responded, "Just 
google it?" Since its found- 
ing in 1998, the search 
engine giant's sphere of 
influence has expanded so 
greatly that it has even 
become a verb. I swear it's 
like the Matrix. It has you. 

Let's backtrack to the 
secret snapshots. Last sum- 
mer, Google, Inc. unveiled a 
new addition to its neigh- 
bor-spying software lineup: 
Street View. This delightful 
tool allows you to see 
panoramic images of certain 
U.S. cities, and it has. in the 
past, captured a range of 
admittedly interesting 
moments which are now fea- 
tured in "best of galleries 
on several Web sites. 
Understandably, Street 
View has been met with 
mixed reactions; everyone 
from passionate tourists to 
aspiring creepers has com- 
mented on its practicality. 
Some have said that it's like 
a slice of a dystopian future, 
and it could potentially 
change our behavior since 
we'll never know if we're 
being watched. Others have 
retorted with, "If you have 



nothing to hide, you have 
nothing to fear." I can't help 
but wonder if the end result 
will be a world in which we 
all live in fear or a world in 
which we have nothing to 
hide. 

Oh. and who could for- 
get Gmail? I remember 
when owning a Gmail 
account conferred a level of 
prestige comparable to that 
of being a member of some 
super-sweet secret club- 
house. You'd tell your 
friends that you have over 
six gigabytes of inbox space, 
and they'd respond with, 
"Woahhhhh." Such a huge 
storage capacity makes it 
virtually unnecessary to 
delete old conversations. If 
you've ever taken the time 
to notice the advertisements 
on the side of a Gmail mes- 
sage, though, you may have 
noticed they are relevant to 
the email's contents. This 
implies that our conversa- 
tions are at least scanned, 
and one can only speculate 
whether the googol of user 
information collected is used 
in some way. Pun totally 
intended. 

With all of the disparate 
services that Google offers, 
it's easy to get sucked in. 
Through Gmail, they know 
about our personal and busi- 
ness relationships. Through 
Orkut, they know about our 
social lives and interests. 




They take photos of us and 
post them online for the 
entire world to see and prob- 
ably laugh at. The fact of the 
matter is: Google probably 
knows more about you than 
you realize. I just hope they 
haven't discovered my 
weakness for shiny objects. 
Don't get me wrong with 
all of this. I have no grudges 
against Google, and I am by 
no means suggesting a boy- 
cott of its services. I'm mere- 
ly drawing attention to what 
some may consider an 
unsettling presence in our 
lives. I would, however, like 
to make a solemn plea that I 
hope Google will keep in 
mind once it has attained 
complete hegemonic domi- 
nation: Please don't destroy 
Earth because that's where 
I keep my stuff. 



The author is a sophomore 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major and the 
graphics editor of The Call. 



Political Column 



Zach Hause 

Columnist 

The last few weeks have 
been perhaps the most 
aggravating of my young 
, political career. Not difficult 
^for any other reason other 
than ike, Jact that.tai.s;j«:tu.. 
cle was put on hold for so 
long. As someone who tries 
to untangle the political 
barbed wire from the media 
fence posts and attempt to 
find humor out of it all, I am 
frustrated to have not been 
able to relay all of my jokes 
about the recent comical 
events in our society that we 
like to call politics. So unfor- 
tunately each of these sto- 
ries will not get their proper 
column long dedication that 
they would normally get, 
and deserve. Over the last 
month, we have seen a gov- 
ernor resign because he 
spent upwards of eighty- 
thousand dollars on prosti- 
tutes, we have seen Barack 
Obama's preacher go on 
racial tirades that make 
Louis Farrakhan speeches 
seem as friendly as an 
episode of Blue's Clues and 
we've heard Hillary say that 
her and Sinbad, of all peo- 
ple, dodged sniper fire on a 
diplomatic trip to Bosnia. 



Well really folks, why do 
they hire writers for late 
night television? No one can 
make up this kind of 
malarkey, it has to be real. 
If it were not real and some- 
one tried to make it up, it 
,mi_wJ4 §fi&m 4§,tbough. these 
-events would have to be too 
ridiculous for reality. But 
no, they are real. Yes, all of 
these events are just as real 
as Campbell Hall being lev- 
eled, or Ric Flair retiring 
from wrestling. And speak- 
ing of retiring, there have 
been a number of people 
calling for one of our presi- 
dential candidates to retire 
from their presidential bid. 
But why? What could be bet- 
ter than having two candi- 
dates in the same party 
vying for the party's nomi- 
nation through August? 
Just ask George McGovern. 
And if you haven't heard of 
George McGovern, just 
Google his name and you 
find out why you don't know 
who he is. And for those of 
you political science nerds 
like myself who recognize 
the name, you're welcome 
for the reference. 

Anyways, with the race 
for president really taking a 
nasty turn as of late, scan- 
dals are hitting harder than 



Barry Bonds on steroids. 
But most stories lately pale 
in comparison to that of for- 
mer Barack Obama preach- 
er Jeremiah Wright's con- 
troversial sermons given at 
Trinity United Church of 
Christ. Maybe the most con- 
troversial of Wright's com- 
ments involved his claim 
that African Americans 
should be singing a new ver- 
sion of God Bless America. 
It went something like "God 
Spam America" except he 
didn't say spam, he said the 
word. The D - - - word (if you 
don't get the A Christmas 
Story allusion, then we are 
not friends anymore.) But 
while Barack has stood by 
his preacher and defended 
him against pundits' accusa- 
tions of racism, it is not the 
easiest situation to be in as 
a presidential candidate. 

But Hillary on the other 
hand, not to be out done by 
an angry preacher, claimed 
to have been under sniper 
attack in Bosnia along with 
her daughter Chelsea, and 
entertainers Sinbad and 
Sheryl Crow. But the truth 
is there was no sniper fire 
and the only thing fired at 
Hillary were more reports of 
women who were involved 
in affairs with her husband. 



Hillary says that she mis- 
spoke about the sniper bul- 
lets event, claiming sleep 
deprivation deterred her 
ability to decipher reality 
from her own made up 007 
movie. Well I might be 
crazy, but I remember beihg 
awake for about forty hours 
straight during finals week 
last semester studying and I 
never misspoke to my study 
partners about dodging 
sniper bullets. I did a lot of 
rambhng about how much I 
hated Blue Book tests, but 
never did I embellish my 
Blue Book hatred into my 
heroic bullet dodging tale in 
and out of Founders Hall. 
Nope, I did not do that, but I 
can see why someone would. 
Which is why Hillary said 
what she said on purpose, 
because she wants to do 
what every college kid does 
when they apply for a job 
just out of school, which is 
pad their resume. 

So with no room left for 
Elliot Spitzer, I leave you 
with this joke: What do 
Elliot Spitzer and George 
Bush have in common? 
They're both deeply con- 
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Letter to 

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This is in feference to 
Jess Elser and the article 
about Clarion University 
Theater's production of 
"Toinmy" in recent weeks. 

I picked up the paper 
and with much enthusiasm 
started reading this article 
and thought it is a very 
well written piece and I 
must agree with Jess' 
praise of the show 
However. I found when I 
finished the article I was 
very disappointed. 

Jess Elser goes into 
great detail in the article. 
From the history of 
"Tommy" down to Drew 
Williams', Jonathan 

Sherbine's and Ebony 
DesChamps' costumes and 
movement to the sets, pin- 
ball machine, the choreog- 
raphy, even down to men- 
tioning some '.sound glitch- 
es'. 

I went to see three of 
the performances myself 
that week and am a huge 
supporter of the Clarion 
Theater Department. I 
totaly agree with Jess 
Elser that it was "unforget- 
table". The students did do 
a wonderful job, 

However I fail to 
under.stand how Jess Elser 
goes on and on in praising 
the show and never, once 
mentions Brent Register or 



the musicians in the pit? 

Jess Elser needs to 
realize that yes the stu- 
dents did a fabulous job 
and they are a wonderful 
group with some amazing 
talent, but the musicians 
spent a good six weeks 
before ■'Tommy" opened 
with tho.se .students teach- 
ing them the music and the 
songs. Not to mention how 
wonderful the pit sounded 
for the shows and accompa- 
nyment of the students. 

"Tommy" would not 
have been half of what it 
w^as without the inusicians 
in the pit. I have talked to 
many people who feel it 
was totally inexcusable 
that not even once were the 
musicians mentioned even 
though at one point in the 
article the bold statement 
is made "There is more to a 
show than the actors them- 
selves when analyzing the 
set. tlie lighting, choreog- 
raph\'. and costumes and 
set design." 

It is obvious Jess Elser 
is paying attention to 
detail so one wonders how 
all oi' this detail can be 
mentioned but the musi- 
cians are not acknowl- 
edged? 

Regards. 
Nathan Ruzzanca 




April 3, 2008 



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Senate allocated funds for five student organizations 



Ian Erickson 

Staff Writer 

CLARION. March 31 - 
Student senati' addrt'ssod 
the appropriations commit- 
tee and allocated funds to 
five groups on campus. 

The first appropriation 
was for IFC Panhell. The 
trip is for undergraduate 
students, and there will be 
four people attending the 
event. For this conference 
IFC Panhell received 
$;5.()68. 

For the regional confer- 
ence in Hershev. Pa., the 



American liihrary 

Association will receive 
$1585. 

The German club was 
also allocated $1055 to visit 
Philadi'lphia for Cerman- 
related activities. 

Another allocation of 
$9192. was for the Tech 
Floor to purchase new com- 
puters, pending approval by 
President Joseph 

Grunenwald. 

Tech Floor member and 
senior Dave Walsh said, 
"More group inembers can 
be more active with having 
more computers." 



The Clarion University 
marching band was also 
allocated funds to buy foin- 
new sousaphones. The 
sousaphones that the band 
currently has are about 25 
years old. 

For new sousaphones 
the marching band will 
receive $17,100 pending 
approval by President 
Grunenwald, 

The final appropriation 
was for the Special Library 
Association. They were allo- 
cated $1,458 for an upcom- 
ing conference. 

Heather Puhalla. 



Treasurer and human 
resources and management 
major said, "I am very proud 
of all of our committees and 
how they have managed 
their budgets. They have 
worked very hard." 

In other annoucements, 
Ashley Grimm, Vice 
President and biology major 
said. "We are looking for 
senators to sign up and 
work a booth at the resoin-ce 
fair. We will be using the 
booth to try to recruit 
incoming freshman." 



Faculty senate discusses upcoming curriculum changes 



Ryan Eisenman 

Staff Writer 

Faculty senate members 
dicussed general education 
curriculum changes for edu- 
cation major on Monday 
March 31. 

Susan Traynor chair- 
person for the Committee on 
Course and Programs of 
Study (CCPS) made recom- 
mendations on general edu- 
cation outcomes for several 
education major cour,ses. 

Susan Traynor. comput- 
er information sciences 
department chair and CCPS 
chair person, spoke on sev- 
eral courses being reevalu- 
ated as general education 
electives in the future. The 
reevaluation of some gener- 
al education courses would 
make them required course 
to some majors and more 
likely to be taken than oth- 
ers. 

Much of the discussion 
involved changes in stu- 
dents checksheets for educa- 
tion majors to meet both 
general education and 
PDE/NCATE requirements. 

"What we are doing is 



reevaluating if certain 
courses should be consid- 
ered general education 
courses, or a course that is a 
requirement for a students 
major," Traynor said, "what 
this does is decide if it goes 
on the right or left side of a 
students check sheet." 

The first paragraph of 
the mission statement for 
the university reads, "the 
university community is 
dedicated to helping stu- 
dents see in themselves 
what they may become by 
creating opportunities to 
develop the knowledge, 
skill, and attitudes neces- 
sary for both enlightened 
citizenship and successful 
participation in a technolog- 
ically advanced, global soci- 
ety." 

Dr. Ralph Leary spoke 
about students needing to 
be diversified in today's soci- 
ety. He said students need 
to not only have the knowl- 
edge in one general area, 
but in all areas to make stu- 
dents from Clarion 
University standout from 
the rest. 

"Taking required cours- 



es out of our curriculum and 
putting them in general 
education makes it harder 
and harder for students of 
Clarion University to be 
well rounded. Students 
checksheets are tight 
enough already if they are 
to graduate in four years. 
Now thev want students to 



take courses that should bt- 
degree requirements as frtH' 
electives making it harder 
for students to be diversi- 
fied," said Leary. 

The next faculty senate 
will be held on April 14, 
2008 in Hart Chapel room 
B-8 at 3:30 p.m. 



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Fear the power of the Google effect 




Sean Montgomery 

Grapiiia Editor 

Ten years ago, 1 was just 
a hfiy like any other who, 
inspired by the antics of 
Pinky and the Brain, decid- 
ed I was goin^' lo take over 
the world. \V\'li. Tni fairly 
certain anyway that such is 
a common career goal foi' a 
tyke of age nine. Since then, 
however. 1 ha\e forgone my 
dream after having what 
[)r, Phillips would call a 
"logical epiphany" - a real- 
ization, if you will - that the 
only true contender in the 
world domination contest is 
(loogle. 

You might say. "(loogle? 
Aren't they my friends who 
help me find pictures of lol- 
cats in .23 seconds?" Yes. 
hut they are also the ones 
who are secretly taking 
snapshots of ordinary folk 
engaging in their day-to-day 
activities, some of which 
could be private in nature. 
You know, like the one that 
most people do when nobody 
else is around and are afraid 
to admit it. ,S()me people do 
it on occasion while others 
make it a daily habit. I am, 
of course, referring to the 
act of "googling" oneself to 



see what results might come 
up. If you've never tried it 
before. I dare you to resist 
the teiniitation now, 

Google is easily top dog 
when it comes to web 
searches. Has anyoiu' ever 
asked you a (piestion to 
whiih you responded, "dust 
google it?" Since its found- 
ing in 1998. the search 
engine giant's sphere of 
influence has I'.xpanded so 
greatly that it has even 
become a verb. 1 swear it's 
like the Matrix. It has you. 

Let's backtrack to the 
secret snapshots. Last sum- 
mer. (Joogle. Inc. unveiled a 
new addition to its neigh- 
bor-spying software lineup: 
Street View. This delightful 
tool allows you to see 
panoramic images of certain 
U.S. cities, and it has. in the 
past, captured a range of 
admittedly interesting 

moments which are now fea- 
tured in "best of galleries 
on several Web sites. 
Understandably. Street 
View has been met with 
mixed reactions; everyone 
from passionate tourists to 
aspiring creepers has com- 
mented on its practicality. 
Some have said that it's like 
a slice of a dystopian future, 
and it could potentially 
change our behavior since 
we'll never know if we're 
being watched. Others have 
retorted with, "If vou have 



nothing to hide, you have 
nothing to fear." I can't help 
but wonder if the end result 
will be a world in which we 
all live in fi-ar or a world in 
which we have nothing to 
hide. 

Oh. and who could for 
get (Imail'.' I remember 
when owning a (Imail 
account conferred a le\el of 
prestige comparable to that 
of being a mend)er ot some 
super-sweet secret club- 
house. You'd tell your 
friends that you have over 
six gigabytes of inbox space, 
and they'd respond with. 
"Woahhhhh." Such a huge 
storage capacity makes it 
virtually unnecessary to 
delete old conversations. If 
you've ever taken the time 
to notice the advertisements 
on the side of a Gmail mes- 
sage, though, you may have 
noticed they are relevant to 
the email's contents. This 
implies that our conversa- 
tions are at least scanned, 
and one can only speculate 
whether the googol of user 
information collected is used 
in some way. Pun totally 
intended. 

With all of the disparate 
services that Google offers, 
it's easy to get sucked in. 
Through Gmail, they know 
about our personal and busi- 
ness relationships. Through 
Orkut, they know about our 
social lives and interests. 




They take photos of us and 
post them online for the 
entire world to see and [)rob- 
ably laugh at. The fact of the 
matter is: Google probably 
knows more about you than 
you realize. I just hope they 
haven't discovered my 
weakness for shiny objects. 
Don't get me wrong with 
all of this. I have no grudgt's 
against (Joogle. and I am by 
no means suggesting a boy- 
cott of its .services. I'm mere- 
ly drawing attention to what 
some may consider an 
unsettling presence in our 
lives. I would, however, like 
to make a solemn plea that I 
hope Google will keep in 
mind once it has attained 
complete hegemonic domi- 
nation: Please don't destroy 
Earth because that's where 
I keep my stuff. 



The author is a sophoniorc 
mass media arts and jour- 
nalism major and the 
graphics editor of The Call. 



P O I T T I r AT C O T T I M N 



Zach Hause 

The last few weeks have 
been jK-rhaps the most 
aggravating of my young 
political career. Not difficult 
for any other reason other 
ttian the fact that tKiV,aI'ti- 
cle was put on hold for so 
long. As .someone who tries 
to untangle the political 
barbed wire from the media 
fence posts and attempt to 
find humor out of it all, I am 
frustrated to have not been 
able to relay all of my jokes 
about the recent comical 
events in our society that we 
like to call politics. So unfor- 
tunately each of these sto- 
ries will not get their proper 
column long dedication that 
they would normally get, 
and deserve. Over the last 
month, we have seen a gov- 
ernor resign because he 
spent upwards of eighty- 
thousand dollars on prosti- 
tutes, we have seen Barack 
Obama's preacher go on 
racial tirades that make 
Louis Farrakhan speeches 
seem as friendly as an 
epLsode of Blue's Clues and 
we've heard Hillary say that 
her and Sinbad, of all peo- 
ple, dodged sniper fire on a 
diplomatic trip to Bosnia, 



Well really folks, why do 
they hire writers for late 
night television? No one can 
make up this kind of 
malarkey, it has to be real. 
If it were not real and some- 
one tried to make it up. it 
,'yv:uu]d st;eip t\s though these 
events would have to be too 
ridiculous for reality. But 
no. they are real. Yes. all of 
these events are just as real 
as Campbell Hall being lev- 
eled, or Ric Flair retiring 
from wrestling. .And speak- 
ing of retiring, there have 
been a number of people 
calling for one of our presi- 
dential candidates to retire 
from their presidential bid. 
But why? What could be bet- 
ter than having two candi- 
dates in the same party 
vying for the party's nomi- 
nation through .August? 
Just ask George McGovern, 
.And if you haven't heard of 
George McGovern. just 
Google his name and you 
find out why you don't know 
who he is. And for those of 
you political science nerds 
like myself who recognize 
the name, you're welcome 
for the reference. 

Anyways, with the race 
for president really taking a 
nasty turn as of late, .scan- 
dals are hitting harder than 



Barry Bonds on steroids. 
But mo.st stories lately pale 
in comparison to that of for- 
mer Barack Obama preach- 
er Jeremiah Wright's con- 
troversial .sermons given at 
Trinity United Church of 
Christ. Maybe the most con- 
troversial of Wright's com- 
ments involved his claim 
that .African Americans 
should be singing a new ver- 
sion of God Bless America. 
It went something like "God 
Spam .America" except he 
didn't say spam, he said the 
word. The D - - - word (if you 
don't get the A Christmas 
Story allusion, then we are 
not friends anymore.) But 
while Barack has stood by 
his preacher and defended 
him against pundit.s' accusa- 
tions of racism, it is not the 
easie.st situation to be in as 
a presidential candidate. 

But Hillary on the other 
hand, not to be out done by 
an angry preacher, claimed 
to have been under sniper 
attack in Bosnia along with 
her daughter Chelsea, and 
entertainers Sinbad and 
Sheryl Crow. But the truth 
is there was no sniper fire 
and the only thing fired at 
Hillary were more reports of 
women who w^ere involved 
in affairs with her husband. 



Hillary says that she mis- 
spoke about the sniper bul- 
lets event, claiming sleep 
deprivation deterred her 
ability to decipher reality 
from her own made up 007 
movie. Well 1 might be 
crazy, but I remember being 
awake for about forty hours 
straight diu'ing finals week 
last semester studying and 1 
never misspoke to my study 
partners about dodging 
sniper bullets. I did a lot of 
rambling about how much 1 
hated Blue Book tests, but 
never did 1 embellish my 
Blue Book hatred into my 
heroic bullet dodging tale in 
and out of Founders Hall. 
Nope. I did not do that, but 1 
can see why someone would. 
Which is why Hillary said 
what she said on pui'pose. 
because she wants to do 
what every college kid does 
when they apply for a job 
just out of school, which is 
pad their resume. 

So with no room left for 
Elliot Spitzer. 1 leave you 
with this joke: W'hat do 
Elliot Spitzer and (ieorge 
Bush have in common? 
They're both deeply con- 
cerned about their stimulus 
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ill .L,; 

This i.^ in I'd'ercncc td 
'Jrss ELsei' and tlu' article 
about Ciarioii L'nivcr.sity 
Tlu'ater'.'^ productidn nf 
"T'oiiirny" in rcci'nt wcoks. 

1 picked up the paper 
and with much enthu.siasiii 
>tarted readinj^' this article 
and thoutiht it is a very 
weU written piece and 1 
must aijree with -less' 
pi-aise of tlu' ^hnw 
However. I found when I 
finished tlie ai'ticle I was 
\H4'y disappointed. 

-Jess Pllser ,l;''>''s hito 
great detail in the article. 
P'rom the historx" nf 
"Tommy" down lo Drew 
Williams'. .Joiiathnn 

Slierhine's and Lhony 
DesChamps' costumes and 
movement to the sets, pin- 
liall machine, the choreoi:- 
raphy. even dtA\ w le men- 
tionin>4 seme 'sound .yiitch- 
e.-"'. 

1 weiU til ^ee rhree of 
the perf(. nuances nivseil' 
that week and am a huoe 
supporter of the ("lai'ion 
Theater Departnunl. I 
totaly aiiwv wirli •h'.-s 
KIser that it was "unforyct- 
table". The students did do 
a wonderful job. 

However 1 fail ti» 
understand how •le.-s Klser 
t^oes on and on in praisinii 
the show and iievei', onci' 
mentions l>rent lieyi.ster or 



I \ 1 T l\ T) 

1 iie musicians m ihe pit? 

'It's,-- Klser ni'eds to 
renli/e that yes tlie stu- 
dents (\\i\ a fal)ulous job 
and tlii'y are a wonderful 
t^roup with some amazing 
ialent. but tlie musicians 
spent a iii>od -ix weeks 
hefoi'e "Tomtny" opened 
Vi itli those St udents teach- 
ini; them the imisic and the 
■-oims. Xot to mention how 
wcimlerful the pit sounded 
for the shows and ai'compa- 
nvnieiu of the students. 

■■Tommy" would not 
have been half of what it 
v.as without the musicians 
la ihe pit. I have talked to 
nian\ people who feel it 
was totally inexcusable 
that not e\ en once were the 
musicians mentionetl even 
thonuh at one point in the 
ariiclf the bold statement 
i.- made ■'Tln're is more to a 
show than the actors them- 
selves when analyzing the 
M't. the lighting, choreog- 
raph\. and costumes and 
set design." 

It is obvious -less Falser 
IS [laying attention to 
detail so one wonders how 
all of this di'tail can be 
mentioned but the musi- 
cians are not acknowl- 

Cd-.'d? 

Kegards. 
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4 April 3, 2008 




The CuRiON Call 



Seventeen students named to Who's Who 



KJ. Wetter 

Staff Writer 

The "Who's Who Among 
Students in American 
Universities and Colleges" 
publication, one of the most 
highly regarded and long- 
standing honors programs 
in the nation, has selected 
17 Clarion University stu- 
dents to be featured in the 
2008 edition. 

The national publication 
showcases out.standing stu- 
dent leaders. 

Student selections are 
based on academic achieve- 
ment, campus involvement, 
community service and 
potential for continued suc- 
cess. Campus representa- 
tives, who are comprised of 
faculty, administration and 
the student body, nominate 
worthy individuals. 

"I received an e-mail 
from the university notify- 
ing me that I had been nom- 
inated." said senior second- 
ary education/social studies 
major Jami Hogue. 

Who's Who was first 
started in 1934 when 
founder Pettus Randall 
sought after an honors soci- 
ety without the requirement 
of strenuous dues and fees. 



Its first publication came in 
1966. Now, more than 2,300 
institutions of higher educa- 
tion are included in this 
prestigious honors system. 

Not everything about 
the Who's Who honor is free. 
According to Hogue, there is 
a small fee for having a per- 
sonal biography published. 

"You can fill out a stu- 
dent profile questionnaire," 
Hogue .said. "If you pay the 
fee, it will be included in the 
book." 

The student profiles are 
full of accomplishments, 
rewards and community 
service. They are a way to 
display all the work the 
inductees have done. Active 
with the community and 
university. Hogue had no 
trouble filling out her pro- 
file. 

On top of her 3.87 grade 
point average, she is a tutor 
on campus for Academic 
Enrichment classes, 

involved with the History 
Club, Vice President for the 
Political Science Association 
and part of the Phi Eta 
Sigma National Honors soci- 
ety. And that doesn't even 
include her community serv- 
ice. 

"I have been a part of 



Big Brothers and Big 
Sisters for two years," 
Hogue said. "Last January, 
I went to Mississippi with 
my church to help out 
Hurricane Katrina victims." 

It's hard to believe 
Hogue has time for school 
work with her hectic sched- 
ule, but she plans to student 
teach next fall. After her 
first half of student teaching 
in the Clarion Area, she 
intends on having her sec- 
ond student placement in 
Guatemala. 

"I just want to experi- 
ence a different culture," 
Hogue said. "It will be nice 
to bring some life experience 
to the classroom and make 
things more exciting for my 
students." 

Unlike Hogue, another 
Clarion University student 
received the good news 
through the mail. 

"I was elected into the 
Who's Who through a letter 
in the mail recognizing my 
scholastic achievements," 
said junior special educa- 
tion/early childhood educa- 
tion major Jessica Charles. 

According to Charles, 
her overall grade point aver- 
age is 3.82. 

Over 70 years old. Who's 



Who is one of the nation's 
most prominent awards a 
student can achieve. 

"It is an absolute honor 
to be able to be part of the 
Who's Who program 
because it recognizes stu- 
dents who have had some 
type of scholastic achieve- 
ment, involvement in com- 
munity service, extracurric- 
ular activities and leader- 
ship experience," Charles 
said. 

Recipients of the Who's 
Who award receive an 
added bonus; a great 
resume builder. 

"I will gladly put the 
Who's Who nomination on 
my resume because it is 
something that I am very 
proud of," Charles said. 
"Being recognized for your 
accomplishments is definite- 
ly something that employers 
will like to see." 

With its hard-cover and 
thick pages, the 2008 edi- 
tion will provide lasting 
tribute for the 17 Clarion 
University students. 

"It's a great honor to be 
among the Who's Who list," 
Hogue said. "It makes me 
feel like I accomphshed a 
lot." 




who^s who 

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lENTS 



Jessica Charles 

Morgan Czartoryski 

Ashlee Depp 

Esther Estes 

Kristi Fiorillo 

Ashley Grimm 

Jodi Hatfield 

Kathryn Henry 

Jami Hogue 

Jennifer Hubert 

Brittany McMaster 

Hayley Schafer 

Valerie Sloan 

Rozlynd Vares 

Ariel Weaver 

Sarah Yakima 

Mariah Yancey 



Understanding the 
PHEAA loan changes 



Luke Hampton 

Stafi Vvriter 

Financial aid is a vital 
part of many college stu- 
dents lives. Many times 
confusion occurs when 
applying for grants or 
loans. Stir in sub-prime 
mortgage rates and a 
shaky economy and that 
confusion can become'too 
much to handle. 

According to Kenneth 
Grugel, director of finan- 
cial aid at Clarion 
University, many reports 
concerning the 

Pennsylvania Higher 

Education Assistance 
Agency's (PHEAA) deci- 
sion to discontinue lending 
activities has caused enor- 
mous amounts of confusion 
among borrowers. 

"They hear the words 
PHEAA loans and think 
there are no Stafford loans 
next year." said Cirugel. 

Instead, what PHEM 
is doing is eliminating 
their role as a lender in the 
Federal Family 

Educational Loan 



Program. This includes 
Stafford, Parent PLUS, 
Graduate PLUS and 
Consolidation loans. 

"These loans go to a 
secondary market, and 
that market has dried up," 
Grugel said. 

However, PHEAA is 
•not going out of business. 
They will remain the 
organisation from which 
students in Pennsylvania 
get their financial aid. 

According to the 
PHEAA Web site, issues in 
the market caused them to 
make the decision to bow 
out as a lender. 

"The sub-prime mort- 
gage mess everyone is talk- 
ing about have made it dif- 
ficult for PHEAA to raise 
the cash it needs to fund 
student loans," according 
to the PHEAA Web site. 

According to Grugel, 
34 percent of Clarion's stu- 
dents used PHEAA as a 
lender. 

See "PHEAA," 
page 5 



CUP main and Venango campuses 
offer distance learning opportunities 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

According to profession- 
al speaker and marketing 
trainer Tom Hopkins, "No 
one limits your growth but 
you. If you want to earn 
more, learn more." 

Clarion University and 
the Venango campus offer 
the opportunities people 
need to earn more through 
Distance Education and 
Continuing Education. 

From the Clarion cam- 
pus, distance education and 
online courses allow stu- 
dents the freedom to earn 
an education from Clarion 
without stepping foot in 
Pennsylvania. 

"We run 13 fully online 
programs," said Assistant 
Vice President for Academic 
Affairs, Extended Programs 
Dr. Arthur Acton. "Those 
programs include associate, 
bachelors and graduate." 

Currently there are 144 
undergraduate classes 
offered on the web. When 
the program began in 1997, 
there were none offered. 



Since its start, distance 
education has increased 
enrollment in undergradu- 
ate studies from 320 to 
3,787 students. According 
to Acton, 12 percent of the 
campus consists of distance 
education. 

Students enrolled in 
online classes are all over 
the world; Clarion boasts 
students from places such 
as Iraq and Germany. A stu- 
dent from Germany com- 
pleted her education 
through Clarion and was 
able to participate in com- 
mencement with everyone 
else thanks to technology. 

"She received her degree 
though video cast at gradua- 
tion," said Acton. 

Distance Education also 
deals with the web-based 
winter and summer classes 
many on-campus students 
take. The transmitting of 
information is done via 
Blackboard and other high 
tech software. 

Horizon Wimba enables 
professors and students to 
take part in what Acton 
referred to as a "desktop to 



desktop video conferencing." 
Professors can demonstrate 
actions within programs 
like Excel and students can 
then try it themselves as the 
professor through Horizon 
Wimba. 

"It [the software] has all 
kinds of capabilities to pro- 
vide interaction," said 
Acton. 

Earning more through 
learning more is not limited 
to Clarion. Venango also 
offers students a chance for 
the competitive edge. 

"A skill set certificate 
gives students a big advan- 
tage," said Venango 
Campus Continuing 

Education Coordinator 
Hope Lineman. 

Recently, Venango 
began offering an online cer- 
tificate program in conjunc- 
tion with American 
Academy of Professional 
Coders (AAPC). Medical 
coding certification is 
becoming a valuable certifi- 
cation for medical and 
insurance administration. 

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Lineman. "We've seen stu- 
dents outside of campus 
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From this call for a dif- 
ferent option, Venango 
began offering the coding 
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The four courses are a,dmin- 1 
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The certification' stu- 
dents receive from the 
courses is recognized 
nationwide. 

"AAPC is the governing 
body [of medical coding]," 
said Lineman. 'They are 
premiere in their field." 

In addition to that certi- 
fication, Venango offers 
other continuing education 
programs. Two of the cam- 
pus's newest programs 
include pharmacy techni- 
cian and phlebotomy. 
Venango offers 13 certificate 
programs. 

The seminars and cours- 
es deal with everything from 
Praxis preparation to pro- 
fessional development to 
watercolor. 

The price ranges from 
$15 to $975 for particular 
certifications, such as med- 
ical coding. 

Although the programs 
are non-credit, they do pro- 
vide certification and skills 
that Lineman said students 
need to get ahead. 

"Everyone [in college] is 
going to graduate with a 
degree," said Lineman. 
"What makes you differ- 
ent?" . 

Lineman encourages 
students to take the profes- 
sional development classes 
continuing education has to 
offer. It is never too late to 
learn, according to 
Lineman. 

"I serve ages five to 
100," said Lineman. 

Both Clarion and 
Venango present new learn- 
ing opportunities inside and 
outside the classroom. 
Whether it is a summer 
course, master's degree or 
professional development. 
Clarion and Venango pres- 
ent opportunities for every- 
one. 

"It's flexible, affordable 
and high quality," said 
Acton. 



The Clarion Call 



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April 3, 2008 5 



Campus <b$e-up 




Anthony Stewart 



Nicole Armstrong 

Staff Vv'riter 

"It was cool because 
we'd be out there learning 
about the environment, but 
then on breaks, we could go 
swimming in the ocean," 
said Anthony Stewart, soph- 
omore Liberal Studies major 
at Clarion University, about 
his experience with the new 
program, "The Scholarship." 

Because "The 

Scholarship's" goal is to 
work with international stu- 
dents, the program repre- 



sents about 27 to 40 differ- 
ent countries and contains 
five main schools that help 
fund the program. The 
schools locations are in 
Mexico, Berkley, England, 
Russia, Portugal and China. 

When asked how he 
went about getting involved 
with "The Scholarship," 
Stewart said, "1 found out by 
e-mail and responded. 1 was 
really unsure of the pro- 
gram because there wasn't 
much information given 
out.since it was the first 
time they had tried it." 

The students began 



their excursion by flying to 
Greece in order to board the 
ship. 

"That was an experience 
in itself since I had trouble 
communicating with people. 
I had a vague description of 
where to find the main boat 
but 1 wasn't completely 
sure. Luckily, there was a 
family from Indiana, Pa. on 
the shuttle that would take 
us to the ship, so I talked to 
them and they helped me 
out," said Stewart. 

"The Scholarship" start- 
ed out in Greece, followed by 
Portugal, Panama, Ecuador, 



New Zealand, Au.stralia. 
Shanghai (China) and 
ended the trip in Hong 
Kong. 

Students took two 
mandatory classes on the 
ship. Global Issues and 
Intercultural 
Communications, which 
helped the students deal 
with meeting people from so 
many different countries. 

Students were also able 
to take optional classes. 
Stewart signed up to take 
Sustainable Development, 
Water Resource 

Management and 

Environmental Studies. 

Stewart also mentioned 
the Academic Field Program 
(AST). 

"The ASTs let students 
go out into the country and 
study with locals from the 
country. It was incredible 
because it was studying how 
we could progress into the 
future without hurting the 
environment and using the 
materials we have." 

Program fees for The 
Scholarship were $20,000. 

"Once I heard the price, 
I thought 1 wouldn't be able 
to go, but there were two 
$5,000 scholarships I 
received and financial aid 
from Clarion," says Stewart. 
"Eventually, 1 only had to 
pay several thousand for the 
whole program. It was like 



studying abroad, I paid 
Clarion tuition and they just 
forwarded it over to The 
Scholarship." 

Stewart plans on using 
the experiences from The 
Scholarship in his future. 

"As a Liberal Studies 
major, I think you should be 
able to use what you learn. 
So everything 1 learn I try to 
figure out how I'm going to 
use it later. The whole pro- 
gram was a huge learning 
situation because we had 
eastern professors and west- 
ern professors, so there was 
so much communication and 
the ideas were very open." 

Stewart said he would 
recommend The Scholarship 
to anyone. 

"Since I enjoy traveling, 
I also took some time off of 
school to study abroad in 
high school, and it allows 
you to learn things about 
yourself that you wouldn't 
get the chance to learn in a 
home or school situation. 

"It puts you alone in the 
world so you really have to 
learn who you are and how 
to deal with things and 
that's what I thought was 
awesome." 

Stewart 
gram does, 
have a few 
out. 

"There were times when 
the program itself didn't 



says the pro- 
however, still 
kinks to work 



know what was going on. 
because they were still get- 
ting everything settled." 

An example Stewart 
remembers is when two men 
from Ghana and a few oth- 
ers had problems with their 
passports. Because of this. 
they weren't able to go into 
Hong Kong and were forced 
to leave in China. 
Unfortunately, they weren't 
able to finish up the pro- 
gram. 

Months after "The 
Scholarship" experience. 
Stewart is already begin- 
ning to use what he has 
learned in his life. 

"Right now I'm doing a 
program for one of my Civic 
Engagement classes and I'm 
trying to teach people how 
to learn hands on about how 
they can improve their diet 
on a low income through 
gardening." 

Stewart has gone to the 
local elementary school and 
gave a presentation called 
"Edible Landscapes." He 
brought in food samples and 
seeds and let the children 
ask questions and talk 
about their thoughts on the 
subject. 

"This experience was 
great because it showed us 
that education can be so 
much more then just read- 
ing a book." 



"PHEAA" continued 
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"Students that had 
AES/PHEAA as their 
lender will receive a letter 
telling them to find a bank 
for next year," he said. 

Grugel noted that 
there are 48 companies, 
credit unions or banks in 
Pennsylvania that handle 
this type of work. 

PHEAA will continue 
tMig" Pennsylvania State 



Grant Program and other 
state-funded student aid 
programs. 

"The PHEAA May 1 dead- 
line for Pennsylvania resi- 
dents is only one month 
away," Grugel said. 

A list of lenders is 
available at 

www.clarion.edu/ 
student/finaid. Any ques- 
tions or concerns about this 
issue can be answered at 
the financial aid office. 






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TJ. Wheeler and the Smokers wrap up MLK series VIDEO GAME REVIEW 



Alexandra Wilson 

Siciff Writer 

Blues and jazz ensemble 
T.J. Wheeler and the 
Smokers will be performing 
at Clarion University as the 
final program in the Martin 
Luther King Jr. Series on 
April 7 at 7:30 pm. 

As a blues/jazz guitarist, 
vocalist, educator and musi- 
cal activist, Wheeler has 
performed his concert and 
workshop, "Hope, Heroes, 
and the Blues" for over a 
quarter of a million students 
throughout the country. The 
workshop, "Hope Heroes 
and the Blues," sends the 
message to today's youth 
that the blues helped to 
keep hope alive in America, 
even though it was created 
in times of hardship. 

By the age of 20, 
Wheeler was traveling 
throughout the south learn- 
ing and playing music with 
some of the greats, such as 
Bukka White, Furry Lewis 
and Bates Stovall. When he 
was 25, Wheeler was invited 
by Pat "Hatrack" Gallagher 
to New England where the 
duo performed as the 
"Ragtime Millionaires." 

Thirty years later, they 
are still performing. 

As far as the motivation 
for the "Hope, Heroes and 
the Blues" workshop, 
Wheeler has said, "I was 
inspired to show that the 
Blues was still at its core, 
music undeniably of hope. 

Its original African 



American pioneers, opposed 
to the negative stereotypes 
that they were too often por- 
trayed as, were heroes for us 
all, regardless of one's race. 
Finally I felt it fundamental 
that our school sys- 
tems should be 
teaching how the 
blues is at the cen- 
ter of the founda- 
tion of 20th Century 
popular music." 

Wheeler is the 
Executive Director 
of the arts/educa- 
tion organization 
"The Blues Bank 
Collective." The 
mission of the Blues 
Bank Collective is 
to further the 
awareness of Blues 
music and its 
African American 
heritage while 
using the music as a 
means of positive 
social change. 

Wheeler is a recipient of the 
WC Handy "Keeping the 
Blues Alive Award" for this 
educational blues program, 
along with many other 
awards from sources such as 
the Blues Revue magazine. 
Teaching Tolerance maga- 
zine, and the Boston Globe. 
Wheeler has been the 
recipient of many other 
notable awards, such as the 
Music in the School award 
from the National Music 
Foundation. In 2002, he and 
longtime musical partner 
Gallagher won the CD of the 
year award, given by New 



England Jam Magazine. 

On Wheeler's campaign 
to make his Blues In The 
School program national 
success, he has said "My 
goal went far beyond just 



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trying to get organizations 
to book me. The real mission 
was to inspire schools and 
blues societies to get a 
viable Blues In The School 
program going and grow- 
ing." 

The Martin Luther King 
Jr. series concludes with 
Wheeler's presentation on 
April 7 at 7^30 pm in the 
Hart Chapel Auditorium. 

Be sure to check out T.J 
Wheeler and the Smokers as 
they wrap up the end of the 
MLK series here at Clarion. 



Republican John McCain visits Letterman 



Associated Press 

Republican presidential 
candidate John McCain 
good-naturedly sparred 
with David Letterman on 
Tuesday night's "Late 
Show." During his mono- 
logue, Letterman joked that 
the Arizona senator remind- 
ed him of "the guy at the 
hardware store who makes 
the keys" and "the guy who 
can't stop talking about how 
well his tomatoes are 
doing." 

After Letterman added 
that McCain looked like "the 
guy who points out the spots 
they missed at the car 
wash," the senator appeared 
on stage. 



'Tou think that stuffs 
pretty funny, don't you?" 
McCain asked, then added: 
"Well, you look like a guy 
whose laptop would be 
seized by the authorities." 

McCain also said the 
host resembled the guy 
caught smuggling reptiles in 
his pants, to which 
Letterman replied, "Don't 
knock it if you haven't tried 
it." 

The candidate also 
likened Letterman to the 
manager of a creepy motel, 
the guy who enjoys watch- 
ing his swim trunks inflate 
in a hot tub and the guy 
about whom neighbors later 
say "He mostly kept to him- 
self." 



Later in the show, the 
two discussed more serious 
issues, including the nation- 
al credit crisis, Iraqi casual- 
ties, the U.S. prison alf 
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, 
Bear Stearns and accusa- 
tions that McCain's not a 
true conservative 

Republican. 

"I think maybe some 
people think that you ought 
to have exactly the same 
position they have on every 
issue," McCain said. 

The two Democratic 
candidates have also 
appeared on the CBS show 
this year — Hillary Rodham 
Clinton in February, and 
Barack Obama in January. 



OVIE REVIEW 
Hitman is action packed and intense 




George Bosiljevac 

StCiff VViiter 

Movie: Hitman 
Director: Kent Alterman 
Rating: 4.5/ 5 

Looking for a movie that 
will grab your attention 
right from the beginning 
and not let you down? Well 
look no further. "Hitman", 
the unrated two-disc special 
is on sale now and is defi- 
nitely a good buy. 

If you are unfamiliar 
with the Hitman saga, it 
started as a successful video 
game for X-Box, which had 
fans addicted from the start. 
Most fans were skeptical 
when they found out the 
popular video game was 
soon to be a movie, as in the 
past some video-pame based 
movies have failed. 

"Hitman" is ;m ultimate 
rush right from the start. 



Welcome to the world of 
Agent 47 (Timothy 
Olyphant, "Live free or Die 
Hard") a genetically trained 
assassin who comes from a 
country where they give you 
a number instead of a name. 

This is also a land where 
you are trained to be disci- 
plined and taught to never 
mix business with pleasure. 
Working for an association 
only known as "the 
agency,",Agent 47 takes on 
assignments across the 
world, and is being tracked 
by the European Interpol. 
The Interpol credits Agent 
47 with having over a 100 
kills across the world and 
are close to catching him. 

Everything seems to be 
going perfectly for Agent 47 
until he takes the assign- 
ment to kill the Russian 
President. After he finds out 
he hasn't finished the job, he 
finds himself in the middle 
of a Russian conspiracy. He 
is now being tracked by his 
own agency. The only wit- 
ness to the crime is Nika, a 
Russian prostitute close to 
the the Russian President . 

After taking her hostage 
and ultimately saving her 
life, she informs Agent 47 of 



some valuable information 
that will help him finish the 
job. 

After two officials of the 
European Interpol have a 
lead to where Agent 47 is 
staying, it's a race against 
time to find this extremely 
dangerous assassin. 

It seems to be next to 
impossible to escape out of 
St. Petersburg Russia. With 
the help of the erotic 
Russian prostitute, who 
throughout the movie starts 
to show emotion towards 
him. Agent 47 knows how 
dangerous this mission is. 

Throughout the movie, 
Agent 47 always seems to be 
one step ahead of intelli- 
gence in this non-stop roller- 
coaster that will have you 
on the edge of your seat 
until the very end. 

I really liked this movie. 
Although I never played the 
video game version, it was 
easy to follow. So for you 
movie goers that enjoy an 
action-packed movie, this 
one's for you. I give this 
movie a 4.5 out of 5. Be 
sure to check it out and rent 
"Hitman." You won't be 
sorry. 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Game: Super Smash Bros. 
Publisher: Nintendo 
Platform: Wii 
Rating: 4 / 5 

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As always, a new 
Nintendo system means a 
new Smash Brothers 
installment. Can Brawl's 
new adventure mode and 
fresh characters amp the 
Smash Bros formula up, or 
is this just a $50 Nintendo 
64 game with a fancy new 
box? 

The Smash Brothers 
series has always been a 
fanboy's dream. Characters 
from various Nintendo fran- 
chises brought together in 
one place, where they pro- 
ceed to kick the digital butts 
of one-another. This time 
around brings almost 50 
characters including the 
long awaited Sonic the 
Hedgehog and Metal Gear's 
Solid Snake. For the most 
part, each combatant holds 
his or her own. Some are 
powerful, some are fast, 
some, well, some are Olimar 
and throw Pikmin at you. 

One of the big advance- 
ments the game makes this 
year is the final smash. The 
smash orb floats around the 
levels and every player has 
an "equal" shot at obtaining 
it. Equal in the ways of, if 
one person is a lot better, 
they get it most of the time. 



The insanity and despera- 
tion brought on after the 
appearance of the rainbow 
colored orb adds a hectic ele- 
ment of fun. 

I wish I could say each 
player had a different, or 
even appropriate, smash, 
but this is not the case. That 
isn't to say they are bad. 
There are a lot of them that 
fit quite nicely to the charac- 
ter and are also effective. 
However, a few of the 
smashes are repeated 
between characters, while 
others just don't feel right. 

Allow me to elaborate. 
Luigi's smash, for instance, 
consists of him doing some 
sort of gypsy-like dance 
while an orb gets larger and 
damages those inside its cir- 
cumference. It is no doubt a 
whopper of a move, but 
hardly Luigi-esque (unless I 
missed something with 
Luigi along the way). 
Perhaps this is just my 
inner Sony fanboy coming 
out, but when I think of a 
Solid Snake devastator 
weapon, I think of a Metal 
Gear. Instead, he cUmbs on 
a ladder and launches 
grenades at the other play- 
ers. 

My last smash gripe is 
there are several players 
that have the exact same 
final smash. For such a high 
profile game, I would have 
liked to have seen them put 
a little more thought into 
that category. 

The levels feel a little 
chaotic this time around. 
Everyone has something 
moving or attacking. Some 
are new, some are remakes, 
and some are straight out of 
past games. 

One thing Nintendo did 
right was adding a half 



decent story mode. It doesn't 
feel tacked on like Melees, 
and while it might not make 
much sense, the story is 
interesting enough (without 
any dialogue) to see it 
through to the end. If the 
story wasn't enough, com- 
pleting the story mode 
grants you most of the 
secret players. 

Unfortunately, the loose 
control of the jump buttcm 
and the walk/run button 
can, at times, make complet- 
ing the story's levels feel 
taxing. 

The controls were often 
a big issue for me. They are 
the same as the GameCube 
version (you can use the 
gamecube controller, among 
several others). In fact, 
throughout Smash 

Brothers' life, its controls 
have remained fundamen- 
tally the same. This is bene- 
ficial, but also hurts it. The 
controls are kept simple, on 
occasion almost too simple. 
A run button would be nice 
by now, as well as a more 
accurate joystick, as the up 
and toward attacks can 
often become jumbled. Plus, 
where is the Wiimote wag- 
gle at? I can't help but find 
the irony in a key Wii game 
having no motion controls. 

Overall, Smash 

Brothers Brawl is more of 
the same. It doesn't bring 
any big changes to the table, 
but if it did, it wouldn't be 
Smash Brothers. It has a 
great cast of characters and 
a multitude of stages to 
fight on. I can't overlook 
that it still controls like a 
Nintendo 64 game, however, 
but it has such a high fun 
factor, that flaw is easily 
overlooked. 



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Entertainment Editor 

Pittsburgh's Benedum 
Center will be presenting 
several favorite productions 
in April. 

"Aida" the popular 
Egyptian Opera is sched- 
uled for April 4 at 8:00 p.m., 
and April 6 at 2:00 p.m. 
"Aida" is the story of an 
enslaved egyptian princess. 
Aida is desperately in love 
with a man who has the 
power to destroy her entire 
homeland. While the two 
lovers battle betraying their 
country, and a ruthless 
princess, they create a time- 
less love story. The opera is 
sung in Italian with English 
texts projected on stage. 
The show runs about three 
hours, including an inter- 
mission. 

Clarion associate profes- 
sor of music Dr. Hank 
Alviani will be performing 
in "Aida" with the 
Pittsburgh Opera chorus. 
This will be Alviani's sev- 
enth performance, since 
2003. 

Also coming from the 
Benedum Theatre in April is 
the musical-comedy based 
on the hit movie "The 
Wedding Singer." 

This romantic comedy 
takes viewers back to the 
1985s where rock-star 
wannabe Robbie Hart is 
everyone's favorite wedding 
singer. 

Weddings are a success 
for Hart, except for his own. 
When he is left at the alter 
by his fiance, he starts to 
destroy every wedding he 
attends. As Hart struggles 
to get his life and career 
back on track he takes the 



audience on a laugh filled 
journey. 

"The Wedding Singer" 
will be performed from April 
8-13. 

Wrapping up April's pro- 
ductions is the classic 
Disney favorite "Alice in 
Wonderland". 

This fantasy ballet is 
brought to life by the 
Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre. 
The charming tale follows 
Alice on her adventures as 
she follows the White 
Rabbit into a magical world 
that includes a tea-party, 



talking cards and flowers, 
and lets not forget the crazy 
Mad Hatter. 

"Alice in Wonderland" 
will be performed from April 
17-20. 

B'or more information 
concerning ticket prices and 
times contact, the Box Office 
at Theatre Square at 412- 
456-666. 

The $3 million theatre 
was built in 1927 and offers 
Pittsburgh a taste of New 
York City's renowned 
Broadway. 




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"The Art of Autism" comes to Clarion 




Jess Elser 

Staff Writer 

From .April 4 to the 15, 
students and guests of 
Clarion University will have 
a chance to experience art- 
work through a different set 
of eyes. 

Level A of the Carlson 
Library will be displaying 
"The Art of Autism," an 
exhibit which features the 
artwork of children and 
adults living with autism. 
Artist Asha Persaud will be 
presenting the artwork on 
April 15 at 7pm. 

Persaud. director of 
autism services for the 
Pennsylvania Cyber 

Charter School, has high 
hopes of raising awareness 
of autism and reaching out 
to those who have it. She is 
also the research coordina- 
tor for the Center of 
Excellence for Autism 
Research at the University 
of Pittsburgh. 

The goal is to open a 
new facility called the Hope 
Learning Center, which will 
go beyond diagnosing and 
treating people who suffer 
with autism. The facility 
will provide theraputic 
camps as well as .support 



groups for parents of chil- 
dren with autism. 

The facility doesn't plan 
to stop there however. The 
Hope Learning Center plans 
on helping people with 
Asperger's syndrome and 
autism to get even closer to 
their goals and dreams. The 
center wants to provide spe- 
cialized technical training 
that will allow students to 
gain higher understanding 
and expertise in a chosen 
area of study 

With such high aspira- 
tions, there is a lot of work 
to do. There will be tours at 
various locations displaying 
artwork and educating peo- 
ple about autism and the 
needs of those who have it. 

There is a belief that by 
getting people interested 
through artwork, people will 
want to understand more 
about the cause and what 
they can do to help. 

Letting the children and 
adults who have autism cre- 
ate and display artwork of 
their own also helps them 
develop. Some of the pieces 
that will be displayed at the 
various locations are avail- 
able on the website 
www.prismgallery.org. A 
statement on the website 
reads, "This will serve to 



illustrate the common 
thread of creative expres- 
sion existing in all people." 
Often times people isolate 
people with autism because 
they are different, and this 
gallery hopes to unite as 
people. 

Senior Speech 

Pathology major Maura 
Teaberry is excited for the 
exhibit. "A lot of the time 
people with Autism get over- 
looked. People forget that 
they have amazing minds 
and can do amazing things. 
This show represents the 
talent they have and the 
progress they can make. I'm 
really glad the exhibit is 
coming to Clarion. I hope it 
reminds students that peo- 
ple that suffer from Autism 
can do great things ." 

Persaud's presentation 
will be free and open to the 
public and those who want 
to find out even more can 
contact the organization at 
autism@pacyber.org, which 
is also listed on the website. 

Questions and com- 
ments will be welcome. 
Come out and view the 
world through someone 
else's eyes by looking at a 
new deep and meaningful 
exhibit. 



Smith's son cause of death is finally determined 



Associated Press 

A Bahamas jury ruled 
Monday that Anna Nicole 
Smith's son died from an 
accidental drug overdose. 

The seven-member 



jury, which deliberated for 
less than two hours, recom- 
mended no criminal 
charges in the September 
2006 death of 20-year-oId 
Daniel Smith. 

The son of the former 



Playboy playmate died 
after shortly after coming 
to the Bahamas. 

His mother died early 
the next year in Florida 
from an accidental drug 
overdose at age 39. 



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A look into Rick Ross and the Trilla album 




Chris Campbell 

Staff vVtite!- 

Album: "Trilla" 
Label: Def Jam 
Rating: 3.5/ 5 

Rick Ross's "Ti'illa" was 
one of the most anticipated 
albums of this year. 
Released March 11th. this 
was Ross's sophomore effort 
coming after his album 
"Port Of Miami." Trilla 
opened up in the #1 spot, for 
his second #1 album, but 
was it worth the wait? 

1. Ti'illa Intro -2:54- I 
don't care what you could 
possibly have to say, at close 
to 3 minutes this isn't an 
introduction, especially 
when Rick Ross doesn't real- 
ly have anything to say. 

2. All I Have In This 
World (feat. Mannie Fresh) - 
4:02- A much welcomed 
track after the long intro- 
duction. This is a typical 
track as far as Ross is con- 
cerned, but Mannie Fresh 
had me wanting to listen to 
some late 90's Cash Money 
tracks. 

3. The Boss (feat. T- 
Pain) -3:45- Ross's newest 
single, so you probably 
already know this goth- 
inspired beat hits hard. My 
only complaint is the title, 
obviously it's no secret what 
Rick Ross's favorite word is. 
but isn't there a rule about 
naming more then one song 
the same thing? 

4. Speedin" (feat. R. 
Kelly -3:25- The first single 
off this disc, and in my opin- 
ion this is still a hot track. I 
think a lot of people missed 
the boat on this one and it 
didn't get the accolades it 
deserved. Awesome beat. 
Kelly's chorus and verse are 



insane, Ross even raps 
above his usual level, one of 
the best tracks on this disc. 

5. We Shinin' -3:56- This 
song feels like it was pulled 
right off Jay-Z's Dynasty 
CD, which isn't necessarily 
a bad thing. The shout out 
to Kanye West is appropri- 
ate since it is very much in 
the model of Kanye's single 
"Good Life." 

6. Money Make Me Cum 
(feat. EbonyLove) -3:31- If 
any song was ever made just 
to be played in a strip club, 
this is it. Ross really steps 
up his game lyrically on this 
track if you're tired about 
hearing about yayo and 
money (you probably 
shouldn't be listening to 
Rick Ross) then this is the 
track for you. 

7. DJ Khaled Interlude ■ 
1:29- This probably would 
have been better suited as 
the intro, but I couldn't find 
a need for an interlude for 
this cd. They should have 
gotten rid of this and added 
the track "Street Money" 
that Ross did with Flo-Rida. 

8. This Is The Life (feat. 
Trey Songz) -4:25- Don't let 
the phenomenal beat fool 
you. this track is average at 
best. It really does nothing 
to stand out, outside of Trey 
Songz contribution on the 
chorus. 

9. This Me -3:47- While 
this song doesn't feature any 
guest vocals if you're a fan of 
rap you'll probably notice 
the DJ Toomp beat as soon 
as it hits. Lyrically this song 
is just Ross doing his thing, 
explaining who he is. 

10. Here I Am (feat. 
Nelly & Avery Storm) -3:29- 
This song could be the boss's 
next single, but at the same 
time I can't help but notice 
that Nelly is really over- 
shadowed on this song. 
While Storm is no R Kelly, 
he adds more to this song 
then Nelly does. 

11. Maybach Music 
(feat. Jay-Z) -4:08- The best 
wav to describe this song is 



Mariah Carey surpasses Elvis on the Billboard 

Mariah Carev's new single "Touch My Body" has bypassed superstar Elvis 
Presely for the most No. 1 hit singles on the Billboard 100. Carey is only second to 
rock gods, the Beatles. "I really can never put myself in the category of people who 
have not only revolutionized music but also changed the world." Carey told The 
Associated Press on Tuesday via phone from London. 'That's a completely different 
era and time ... I'm just feeling really happy and grateful." 

LA woman arrested on stalking charges 

A woman who was ordered to stay away from John Cusack has been arrested 
on suspicion of stalking the actor and violating a restraining order. Emily 
Leatherman was taken into custody Sunday after Los Angeles County sheriffs 
deputies were called to Cusack's neighborhood, where a cab driver reported that a 
passenger didn't have enough money to pay for the ride to get there, sheriffs 
spokesman Steve Whitmore said Monday. 

Actor Adam Sandler breaks ankle 

The 41 -year-old actor broke his ankle over the weekend while playing basket- 
ball but still won the game, according to a statement sent to The Associated Press 
from Sandler's representative, 

Sandler, who starred in "Happy Gilmore" and "I Now Pronounce You Chuck 
and Larry," i» currently shooting Walt Disney Pictures' "Bedtime Stories." In the 
film, due out later this year, Sandler plays as a hotel handyman whose bedtime 
stories magically come true. The statement said the injury will not affect produc- 
tion. 



Information courtesy of the Associated Press 



R&B singer Sean Levert dies at age 39 

he was serving a one year later. 

A r p />/-! A TCFN DdCCC . ._ . n A a. j;j ^^* 



Associated Press 

The family of R&B 
singer Sean Levert wants 
the FBI to look into his 
death after a jail medical 
emergency. 

The 39-year-old Levert 
died Sunday night at a hos- 
pital after he was taken 
from the county jail where 



he was serving a one year 
and 10 months sentence for 
failure to pay $89,025 in 
child support. 

McDonough said Levert 
was pounding on his cell 
door so guards strapped him 
in a restraint chair: Levert's 
breathing became shallow 
and he was taken to 
Lutheran Hospital, where 
he died less than an hour 



later. 

An autopsy did not 
determine the cause of 
death. Toxicology tests are 
expected to take weeks. 

Sean and his brother 
Gerald Levert, who died in 
2006 at age 40 of an acciden- 
tal mix of prescription and 
over-the-counter drugs, 
formed LeVert in the 1980s. 



to quote a verse from the 
song by Jay-Z; "The 
Maybach is bananas, pull it 
back." 

12. Billionaire -4:12- 
The beat on this track feels 
Hke it was made for Fat Joe, 
but Ross holds his own, 
using a Biggie 2008 feel to 
make this one of the best 
tracks on the album. 

13. Luxury Tax (feat. Lil 
Wayne, Young Jeezy, & 
Trick Daddy) -4:44- With a 
line up like this, how could a 
song go wrong? It simply 
can't, from Wayne's sweet 
intro, to Jeezy and Trick 
Daddy's verses this song is 
hot. Ross is a little over 
shadowed, but with a line 
up like this it's hard to think 
of many rappers that would- 
n't be over shadowed. 

14. Reppin My City 
(feat. Triple C's & Brisco) - 
4:17- Another track that 
makes me question why the 
track "Street Money" didn't 
make it on this disc. The 
only real high point of this 
track is Brisco's verse. 

15. I'm Only Human 
(feat. Rodney) -3:38- The 
most lyrically alien track on 
the disc, a great introspec- 
tive look at the man behind 
the disc. 

Rick Ross's reign at the 
top of The Billboard 200 
lasted only a week. The 
Boss's "Trilla" was knocked 
from the top spot by Danity 
Kane's sophomore album 
"Welcome to the Dollhouse." 
The biggest knock on this 
track is its lyrical content, 
claiming that Ross is too 
repetitive in his lyrics. 

Ross is not one of the 
lyrical elites but he reme- 
died this in the only way he 
could.While they may out- 
shine him at times, it leads 
to a better sounding record. 
Fans of Ross know what he's 
about, and won't be pushed 
away by the albums lyrical 
content. 



MOVIE REVIE 
Norton Is a hit for young and old alike 




Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

Movie: Horton Hears a 

Who 

Director: Jimmy Hayward 

Rating: 5/ 5 

There is one word to 
describe Twentieth Century 
Fox's release of Dr. Seuss's 
Horton Hears a Who: 
adorable. 

The film, with voice tal- 
ents by Jim Carrey Steve 
Carrell, and Seth Rogen, is 
an animated cartoon. The 
animation of the movie is 
impeccable. The film fea- 
tures up -to-date animation 
geniuses of today as well as 
incorporates different styles 
of animation including: 
anime (Japanese animation) 
for a brief period in the film. 
The transition from comput- 
er-generated animation to 
one-dimensional characters 
and action was bizarre and 
did not really add anything 
profound to the story. It 
seemed random and totally 
unnecessary to the story 



line. 

The story is about 
Horton, an elephant, living 
in a jungle, who hears a soft 
scream from a floating 
speck. At first he thought 
he was losing his mind but 
realized he wasn't after he 
continued to hear these tiny 
screams. 

The speck turns out to 
be an actual world, which 
the town of Whoville is 
located. Even though 
Horton could not see 
Whoville, or the Who's for 
that matter, he decides to 
help find a safe haven for 
the speck to reside. Much to 
Horton's dismay none of his 
peers believe anything could 
survive on a speck. Horton 
stood by his motto, " after 
all, a person is a person, no 
matter how small," and he 
went on a journey to save 
the speck and to save 
Whoville. 

The antagonist in the 
story was a kangaroo, 
played by the talented Carol 
Burnett. The kangaroo, just 
known simply as Kangaroo, 
felt Horton was trouble for 
putting ideas and imagina- 
tion into the minds of the 
children of the jungle. She 
is the cause for all the nega- 
tive attention Horton 
receives because she cin- 
vinces the jungle to believe 



Horton is insane. 

It would not be a Dr. 
Seuss film if there were no 
rhyming. The good news is, 
it's only when the narrator 
is talking. 

This is one of the few 
animated films that is good 
for both children and adults 
alike. Yes filmmakers make 
children's films adult friend- 
ly too, but Horton really 
isn't just for kids. The dia- 
log is funny. The plot is 
interesting, even if it's an 
animated world with ani- 
mated characters. 

Adult humor and refer- 
ences are used throughout 
the film to keep adults' 
attention. The adult humor 
is still child friendly, there is 
no rude or crude humor that 
children should not be sub- 
jected to. 

In Dr. Seuss fashion, 
there is a family friendly 
moral to the story. Horton's 
words to live by, "after all, a 
person is a person, no mat- 
ter how small," is something 
adults and children alike 
should be reminded of on a 
day-to-day basis. Horton 
also lives by the code, " I 
meant what I said and I said 
what I meant. An ele- 
phant's faithful one hundred 
percent." This teaches chil- 
dren to honor what they say 
and keep to their word. 



Top Fives of the Week 



Film 

1. "21," Sony Pictures 

2. "Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!," 
Fox Films 

3. "Superhero Movie," MGM Studios 

4. "Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns," 
Lionsgate 



Television 

1. "American Idol" (Tuesday), Fox 

2. "American Idol) (Wednesday), Fox 

3. "Dancing With the Stars" (Monday), 
ABC 

4. "Dancing With the Stars" (Tuesday), 
ABC 



5. "Drillbit Taylor," Paramount Pictures 5. "Two And a Half Men," CBS 

Courtesy of Associated Press 



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Student Rental - 1 Bedroom 
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distance to University. 
Available Summer 1, 2, and 
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3 bedroom house on Wilson 
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students. Right next to 
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newly renovated. 814-389- 
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Large 3 bedroom apartment 
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Washer/dryer incl. $1400 
each per semester $225 
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Includes utilities. Call 814- 
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Last week's Where in Clarion: 
Piney Dam Road 



Call On You 



Compiled by MaDDY ClINI 



Four more weeks of classes... four more weeks of classes... 

What was the most exciting thing you did 

over the breaks? 








Carly Masiroff 

Freshman 

Mass Media Arts ond 
Journalism 

"I went to Disney 
World and my nephew 
was born." 



JOCELYN STAUFFER 

Freshman 

Business Management 

"I just hung out with 
my friends." 



Melanie Larson 

Junior 

Elementary Education 

"I planned a trip to 
Atlantic City!" 



Dan Russell 

Freshman 

Mass Media Arts and 
Journalism 

"I played Hockey." 



RUMt KiTAGAWA 

Junior 

Marketing 

"My favorite thing was 
going to Disney 
World." 



Softball team struggling to score runs In early season games 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

The Clarion softball 
team has started off the 
2008 season on the wrong 
foot, winning only once in 1 1 
tries. 

The team began the sea- 
son in Florence, S.C. for the 
Patriot Invitational Softball 
Tournament. Clarion won 
their season opener 2- 1 over 
Queens University of 
Charlotte, but proceeded to 
lose its next four games in 
the tourney to Mercyhurst, 
University of North 
Carolina Pembroke, 

Fairmont State and Chowan 
University. 

Since the tournament, 
the team has played double- 
headers at Seton Hill, 
California and Lock Haven. 
Each game has resulted in a 
loss. The games against 
California and Lock Haven 
were PSAC-West contests. 



The team has struggled 
to put runs on the score- 
board this season, as they 
have only batted in 12 runs 
in their 11 games. 

Although the team has 
struggled to begin the sea- 
son, some of the teams they 
have played have been far 
from inferior. Three of their 
opponents are ranked in the 
top 10 of their respective 
regions as of the March 24 
NCAA rankings. 

Lock Haven is the top 
team in the Mid-Atlantic 
region. California is fourth 
in the Mid-Atlantic, and 
UNC Pembroke is fifth in 
the South-Atlantic region. 
Lock Haven is also ranked 
fourth overall in the nation 
in the latest NFCA Division 
II top 25 poll. 

Head coach Nancy 
Smoose isn't discouraged by 
the team's sluggish start 
and feels that the team is 
continually improving. 



"I am very proud of the 
way the team has been 
working. We are really 
determined to turn this pro- 
gram around. Despite the 
fact that we have only won 
one game so far this season, 
we continue to improve. I 
feel we have been in every 
game but we are struggling 
to stop the errors which lead 
to a big inning for our oppo- 
nents. I am very encouraged 
by the way we played Lock 
Haven, the #4 Division II 
team in the country. With 
the exception of two big 
errors we played great 
defense and our pitchers 
played great games," said 
Smoose. 

"Our biggest problem 
has been our hitting... that I 
attribute to only having 
played 11 games. Most of 
the teams we have faced 
have twenty or more games 
in already. Our hitting will 
improve as the season goes 



on," said Smoose when 
asked what the Golden 
Eagles main problem offen- 
sively was. 

Smoose doesn't think 
the vast collegiate inexperi- 
ence of the majority of the 
roster has been a large fac- 
tor in the team's struggles. 

"The inexperience of the 
freshmen has only been a 



minor problem. Our fresh- 
men come from solid pro- 
grams that have been in 
championship play. 

Although the college level is 
a big step up, they are doing 
a great job. My upperclass- 
men have been great lead- 
ers," said Smoose. 

The Golden Eagle.s only 
have two seniors and three 



juniors on the roster. 

Clarion will next be in 
action on Wednesday for a 
doubleheader at 

Mercyhurst. The home 
opening doubleheader will 
take place on April 5, when 
the Golden Eagles host 
nationally ranked Lock 
Haven. 



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Richard earns fourth career PSAC 
Track Athlete of the Week award 



Demise Simens 

Stciff Writer 

At the outdoor track 
season debut this past 
weekend at the 49er Classic 
in Charlotte, N.C., senior 
Erin Richard earned the 
title of PSAC Women's 
Outdoor Track Athlete of 
the Week. This is the fourth 
time in her career that she 
has owned the title. At the 
competition, Richard earned 
an NCAA Division II quali- 
fying time in the 1500 meter 
run and finished third oyer-, 
all in the event. She also 
broke the school record with 
her time of 4:32.64, and is 
currently ranked first over- 
all in NCAA DII Track and 
Field. The last time that she 
qualified in this event was 
two years ago. 

In the steeplechase, 
Richard broke the school 
record by almost ten sec- 
onds and won the event with 
a new NCAA DII qualifying 
time of 10:58.76. This was 
her first steeplechase at 
Clarion University, and she 
is currently ranked second 
in Division II in the event. 
She is the second PSAC run- 
ner to break 11 minutes in 



the event. 

Last year, Richard was 
a 2-time D-II All American 
in outdoor track for the 
5,000m and 10.000m. She 
was also 2007 Women's 
Track Athlete of the Year, 
and won the 3,000 and 5,000 
at PSAC's last year. 
Currently, she owns five 
Clarion outdoor track 
records, which include the 
1,500, 3,000, 5,000, 10,000 
meter and steeplechase. 

"It was a great way to 
open the season for her, and 
^he had a huge personal 
' best in "the 1500," said 
Coach Jayson Resch. "It will 
help her a lot in the 5k later 
this year." 

At nationals last year, 
Richard finished third in the 
5,000m, and fourth in the 
10,000m events. 

"The rest of the season 
we are going to focus on 
other events," said Coach 
Resch. 

Richard is looking to 
qualify in the 5,000 and 
10,000 meter events later on 
during the season. 

In Charlotte, sophomore 
Ann Stinson finished fourth 
in the javelin, earning both 
a PSAC and DII mark while 



tossing 125-9. Teammate 
Molly Smathers earned a 
PSAC qualifying time in her 
first Clarion career steeple- 
chase, and finished sixth in 
the event. She is currently 
ranked second to Erin 
Richard in Division II with a 
time of 11:56.65. 

Also earning PSAC 
marks were Lisa Nickel in 
the 1,500 meter (6th) and 
Chinonyelum Nwokedi in 
the long jump finishing in 
11th place. 

Coach Resch is viewing 
this weekend's PSAC West 
Challenge as "a pre-meet for 
PSAC championships this 
upcoming May." The meet 
will take place at Slippery 
Rock. 







Erin Ricfiard 





Men's Blue All-Stars 

Darryl Baltimore, Greg Bean, William 
Jasiota, Patrick Pettis, Matt Stoey, Mike 
Obrien, Anthony Harvey, Daniel Pejek. 
and Brandon Flowers-Coach 




Women's Blue All-Stars 

Maria Martin, Teresa Jesse, Haley 
Callihan, Mary Ferrara, Lindsey Jones, 
Beth Ellen, and Mary Heasley 

3/5/08 All- Star Results 

Men Blue Men Gold 31-22 
Men White Men Gold 30-20 



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Men's White AlUStars 

Ray Bailey, BJ Roth, Trent Thomas, Luke 
Martin, Nathan Griffin, Chuck Bell, Adam 
Donaldson, B^ce Davis, and David 
Guide 




Free Throw 
Champion 

Greg Ford 

Made 9/ 10 
In Final Round 



Free Throw 
Champion 

Haley Callihan 

Made 10/10 
In Final Round 




Men's Gold All-Stars 

Robert Todd. Nick Snell, Logan Moeller, 
Dan Enestrom, Jim McHale, Theron Miles, 
Matt Forador, Cody Summerville, and 
Troy Newman 




4/3/08 




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Champion 

Greg Ford 

Made 12/15 

In Final round 



Women's Gold All-Stars 

Michelle Szwedko, Sara Johnson, Denise 
Langer, Bonnie Simpson, April Gratton, Jess 
Reed, and Chelsea Wolff 

3/5/08 All- Star Results 

Women Gold Women Blue 34-32 

Men Blue Men White 29-20 




Champion 
Haley Callihan 

Made 8/ IS 
In Final Round 



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Lamar 
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2"^ Place 

Daryl Baltimore 




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The Clarion Call 



Rombachs' doubles victory leads Clarion to victory 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

Clarion defeated the 
Seton Hill Griffins on 
Friday, March 28 by a final 
score of 9-0 at the 
Greensburg Racket Club. 

The tennis team trav- 
eled to Hilton Head over 
spring break to train. 

"The team is doing very 
well. We played four very 
strong teams in South 
Carolina and know what we 
need to work on to succeed," 
said head coach Lori 
Sabastose. 

The Golden Eagles now 
have a spring record of 1-4 
and their overall record is 
now 5-6 including the fall 
season. 

"We performed very 
well. I feel that the training 
and matches we played in 
Hilton Head over spring 
break really prepared us for 
the win," said Sabatose. 

In the match on Friday, 
sophomore Brittany Bova- 
lino posted a 6-0, 6-2 win at 
#3 singles, while freshman 
Devin Rombach won 6-4, 6-1 
at #4 singles. 

In doubles play sisters 
Corin and Devin Rombach 
won an 8-6 match at #1, 
while Baumgartner and 
Leuschel dropped 

Merryman and Pagan 8-0 at 
#2 doubles and Bovalino 
and Shepardson defeated 
Harrold and Gilbert 8-0 at 
#3. 

"I'd say the highlight 
was Cori and Devin 
Rombach defeating the #1 
doubles team 8-6 since it 




Photo Courtesy of Clarion University Tennis Coach Lori Sabatose 

Devin and Corin Rombacli are pictured here after their victory in the #1 doubles match. Coach 
Lori Sabatose said the sisters victory was the highlight of the match.The team will next be in 
action on April 4 when they host lUP. 

could have gone either way and forth and at 6-6 they The Golden Eagles will 

for them to play their best played better and just sim- open PSAC-West play on 

for the last two game was ply won the match," said April 4 against lUP. Play at 

great. This match went back Sabatose the Campbell Courts is set 



Golden Eagle baseball wins one of four at Indiana 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

The Golden Eagle base- 
ball team traveled to 
Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania to play four 
games in two days and came 
away with one victory. In 
the first day of games, 
Clarion played into extra 
innings in game one making 
it to 11 before falling by one 
run 3-2. Junior second 



baseman Andrew Petruska 
led the way offensively in 
game one going 3-5 with an 
RBI. Eric Panko threw 
seven innings giving up two 
runs on only four hits. 

Coach Mike Brown has 
been satisfied with the way 
his pitching staff has been 
performing. 

"The pitching has been 
great, but we aren't getting 
enough run support," said 
Brown. 



In game two the Golden 
Eagles were leading 2-1 
going into the bottom of the 
sixth where they gave up 
three runs and fell into a 4- 
2 deficit that they were 
unable to get out of in the 
top of the seventh. Robert 
PoUum threw six innings 
giving up four earned runs 
on four hits. Adam Foltz 
and Matt Rossi each had 
two hits in game two while 
Foltz picked up an RBI. 




Archive Photo/The Clarion Call 

The Golden Eagles baseball team is seen in action from a game last year The Golden Eagles next 
game will be April 4 at Shippensburg. They will then host Shippensburg on April 5. 



In the second day of 
games Clarion was the 
"home" team despite the 
game being played in 
Indiana. Due to poor field 
conditions in Clarion the 
Golden Eagles opted to play 
the games at lUP rather 
than postponing them. In 
game one on day two the 
Golden Eagles committed 
four errors and only pro- 
duced four hits in route to 
an 8-2 loss to begin the day. 

In game two the Golden 
Eagles bounced back for 
their only victory of the 
weekend. On the strength of 
a stellar pitching perform- 
ance by John Hynes, who 
threw 6 2/3 innings and 
gave up only two runs on 
five hits, the Golden Eagles 
walked away 3-2 winners. 
Clarion was led offensively 
again by Adam Foltz who 
went three for three with an 
RBI. 

"They are playing very 
well, I have no complaints 
right now, we just need to 
put it all together," said 
Brown. 

The Golden Eagles 
games scheduled for 
Tuesday were postponed, so 
the team will be in action 
again on Friday in 
Shippensburg. 



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to begin at 3:30pm. we have been practicing 

"I think we will be in year round to prepare for 

good shape against lUP. I our championship season 

don't think they did any this spring," said Sabatose. 
spring break training and 

Pens lose to Rangers 2-1 



Ira Podeu 

Associated Pres5 

NEW YORK (AP) — It does- 
n't take long to slip into cri- 
sis mode in the tight 
Eastern Conference playoff 
race. 

Take the New York 
Rangers. They began a 
home-and-home series at 
Pittsburgh on Sunday 
knowing that a sweep of the 
two games would leave 
them one point out of first 
place with a game in hand 
on the front-running 
Penguins. 

A 3-1 loss killed any 
hopes of a division title and 
suddenly put the Rangers in 
a precarious position that 
threatened their mere inclu- 
sion in the postseason. 

Chris Drury took much 
of that fear away Monday 
night and postponed 
Pittsburgh's celebration in 
the best way he knows how. 

Drury fired in a power- 
play goal 1:46 into overtime, 
giving the Rangers a 2-1 vic- 
tory and a spUt of the two- 
game series with the 



Penguins. The win pushed 
New York to the brink of a 
postseason berth. 

Any combination of two 
points they gain or not 
earned by the ninth-place 
Washington Capitals will 
put the Rangers into the 
playoffs for a third straight 
season. 

The Devils are fourth in 
the East and are the only 
club that still has a shot — 
albeit a remote one — to 
catch Pittsburgh for the 
Atlantic Division title. New 
Jersey is ahead of the 
Rangers because it has two 
more wins and one more 
game to play than New 
York. 

The Penguins clinched 
the Atlantic Division title on 
Wednesday night with their 
4-2 victory over 

Philadelphia. The Penguins 
and Montreal will now bat- 
tle for the top seed in the 
Eastern Conference play- 
offs. Pittsburgh has a two 
point lead and clinches with 
a win Sunday or a Montreal 
loss. 



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April 10, 2008 

Two ACM teams earn second 
in PACISE and CMU contest 



Volume 94 Issue 21 



John Doane 

News Staff 



Zac Team," placed second of as many of them as possible 
38 teams at the Carnegie in a given time. 







LeAnn Wiefling/The Qahon Call 

Zachary Spencer 

CLARION, Pa., April 8 - 
Two teams from Clarion's 
Association for Computing 
Machinery (ACM) placed 
second in back to back com- 
petitions. 

A team made up of 
Ethan Sanders, Ryan 
Carper and Matt Goodspeed 
placed second at the 
Pennsylvania Association 
of Computer and 

Information Science 

Educators (PACISE) 

Conference on April 4 and 5 
at Kutztown University. 

This same team took 
twelth place in another com- 
petition at Carnegie Mellon 
University (CMU) on March 
28. 

Another programming 
team, comprised of Zachary 
Grafton, Zachary 

O'Donnell and Zachary 
Spencer, also known as 'The 



Mellon Spring 

Programming Contest. 

The event was spon- 
sored by Google. 

This was the first time 
that students from Clarion 
participated in the event at 
CMU, and they have com- 
peted in the annual PACISE 
event in each of the last nine 
years, but have never placed 
higher than third. 

The teams are coached 
by Jon O'Donnell, who has 
coached teams like this for 
nine years. 

O'Donnell mentioned 



"At the contest we had 
to solve complex problems 
and then put them into code 
to take input and then out- 
put correct answers. We 
were given nine problems 
and had about three hours 
to solve as many as possi- 
ble," freshman computer sci- 
ence major Matt Goodspeed 
said. 

Teams practiced prob- 
lems from prior years for 
both competitions. 

"Most competitions pub- 
lish the problem set from 
prior years so the best prac- 



tice is to 
.Although the number of students 
in the CIS Department has dimin- 
ished in recent years as a part of a 
nationwide trend, in my opinion 
the current students arfi mare 
focused and motivated 



1 ajx imrc 

i. i|tB 

-0'Dinn# 



work on 
the prior 
problems 
associated 
with a spe- 
cific com- 
petition," 
O'Donnell 
said, 
that, although the CIS The teams are now look- 

Department does not have ing forward to the ACM 
as many students as in past Regional competition, 

years, that has not affected The top three teams 

the quality of the students. from each region go to the 

finals. 

"We have competed 
there in six of the last nine 
years in addition to the 
PACISE contests but did not 
go m November of 2007 for a 
variety of reasons. We are 
looking forward to going 
next year," O'Donnell said. 



"Although the number 
of students in the CIS 
Department has diminished 
in recent years as part of a 
nationwide trend, in my 
opinion the current students 
are more focused and moti- 
vated," O'Donnell said. 

At the competitions, stu- 
dents were given certain 
problems and had to solve 



Troopers want federal judge to 
overturn $28M verdict in shooting 



AP Newswire 

PITTSBURGH, April 9 - 
Two state troopers want a 
federal judge to overturn a 
$28 million verdict and 
order a new trial in the 
shooting death of an 
unarmed 12-year-old boy. 

Attorneys for Trooper 
Samuel Nassan and Cpl. 
Juan Curry said last 
month's verdict in the 
wrongful death of Michael 
EUerbe "was the product of 
passion and prejudice ... 
purposely and continuous- 
ly injected into the trial by 
plaintiffs counsel," said 
Geoffrey Fieger of 
Michigan. 

Fieger, best known as 
the defense attorney for 
assisted suicide physician 
Jack Kevorkian, was the 
lead attorney for Ellerbe's 
father, Michael 

Hickenbottom. 

The U.S. District Court 
jury in Pittsburgh found 
that both troopers inten- 
tionally shot Michael 
Ellerbe during a 
Christmas Eve chase in 



Uniontown in 2002. 

The verdict rejected 
internal state police find- 
ings that only Nassan shot 
Ellerbe as he ran from a 
stolen sport-utility vehicle. 

Nassan testified he 
shot Ellerbe only after 
Curry's gun snagged on a 
fence and misfired, making 
Nassan think Ellerbe had 
shot his partner. 

The 54-page police 
motion filed late Tuesday 
deals mostly with Fieger's 
alleged misconduct, but it 
also argues the damage 
award was too large. 

Fieger dismissed the 
contentions the police 
raised about how he tried 
the case. 

"The jury concluded 
that they were liars, that 
they were covering up the 
truth," he said. "Like the 
jury didn't really hear the 
evidence, OK?" 

The jury awarded $4 
million for Ellerbe's pain 
and suffering; $12 million 
each in punitive damages 
for the troopers' use of 
excessive force; plus $4,058 



for burial expenses. 

U.S. District Judge Joy 
Flowers Conti ruled that 
Fieger couldn't try to prove 
that police covered up how 
the shooting really hap- 
pened. 

But Fieger still argued 
and asked witnesses ques- 
tions suggesting a cover 
up, the pohce said. 

"By your verdict you've 
got to hold not just these 
two defendants liable but 
everybody on that state 
police who formed that 
thin blue line with them to 
hide the facts," Fieger said 
in his closing argument. 

The troopers say 
Fieger often uses similar 
tactics, including during a 
$30 million medical mal- 
practice case. That verdict 
was reversed after the 
Ohio Supreme Court found 
Fieger made "'prevarica- 
tion' ... a theme for the 
entire case despite having 
no evidence of a cover up," 
the motion said. 

See "TROOPERS," 
page 2 



Clarion to revamp downtown 




Casey McGovern/Tfie Clarion Call 



Downtown will be receiving a face lift after receiving a $200,000 grant from the state. 



Ryan'Eisenman 

News Staff 



CLARION, Pa., April 8 - 
Downtown Clarion will soon 
see improvements taking 
place due to $200,000 worth 
of grant money from the 
state. 

"Funds for the 
projects will be 
coming from the 
2005 and 2007 
Community 
Development 
Block Grants," 
said borough manager 
Nancy Freenock. "This proj- 
ect works hand in hand with 
the Route 68 improvement 
project." 

Plans include numerous 
renovations that will help 
improve the appearance of 
downtown and the sur- 
rounding area, in an effort 
to make Clarion a more wel- 
coming town for incoming 
college students and their 
families. 

Returning students will 
notice that brick settings 



clarion community. 

Other renovations that 
are set to be included are 
new benches and possibly 
flower boxes on Main Street. 

Improvements will also 
include the stabilization of 
the light poles and some 



Clarion University means a 
lot to this community. 



-Herman 



minor electrical repairs 
throughout Clarion. 

"Clarion University 
means a lot to this commu- 
nity," said Borough Council 
member Rich Herman. 
"Clarion University is the 
largest employer in the 
Clarion borough, with a 
total employment in Clarion 
of about 700 people." 

With the university hav- 
ing such an impact on the 
community's economy com- 
munity members are trying 
to find ways to make the 



around the trees throughout area more appealing to col- 
downtown will be replaced lege students and their fam 



with new imprinted con- 
crete. 

The concrete will not 
only be more visually 
appealing, but safer for the 



ilies all the while keeping 
that small hometown feel. 

"Clarion has the same 
problems as most university 
towns," said Councilwomen 



Sue Leonard. "During the 
summer months we have 
large amounts of vacant 
properties. What we as 
council members are doing 
are looking for ways to 
spruce the properties up. 

According to 
the Route 68 improvement 
projects Web site, this proj- 
ect is located on State Route 
(S.R.) 68 between Interstate 
80 (1-80) and S.R. 322 (Main 
Street) in Clarion Township, 
Monroe Township, and 
Clarion Borough within 
Clarion County. 

The project team is in 
the initial stages of deter- 
mining project needs and 
studying possible improve- 
ments to the existing road- 
way. 

Additional improve- 
ments include increasing 
the length of the sidewalks 
on Fifth Avenue down to the 
Comet Market area. 

This section of road is 
considered a "high crash" 
area by the state. 

By adding sidewalks 
and removing the areas off 
the "blind" corner by Comet 
Market, they hope to make 
community members and 
visitors safer on their trav- 
els to Main Street. 



Student senate: budget requests 
for 2008-2009 returned to RSOs 



Shasta Kurtz 

Mcmaging Editor 

CLARION, Pa., April 7 - 
Senate announced Monday 
that budget requests have 
been returned to registered 
student organization (RSO) 
advisers. RSO budget hear- 
ings will take place from 
April 15-18. 

Applications for student 
senate are due April 14 by 6 
p.m. 

All 21 senate positions 
are open to the student 
body. 



Senator Sam Noblit 
said, "We're pretty excited 
about the elections because 
it's looking pretty competi- 
tive this year. There are a 
lot of people looking to make 
a difference, so hopefully we 
see a change." 

Also, the health, safety 
and environmental concerns 
committee said that only a 
small number of students 
have signed up for the uni- 
versity's emergency cell 
phone program. 

Senator Erik Whitaker 
said that his committee will 



be trying to inform more 
students about the system. 

Originally started last 
spring, the system was put 
into place in order to keep 
students more informed in 
the event of a campus-wide 
emergency. 

The balance for student 
senate's general reserve 
account is $16,994.44. 

The supplemental 

reserve is $119,471.02. the 
capital account is 
$174,515.70 and the large 
item balance is $140,741.25. 



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Judge declares mistrial in Wecht case 



AP Newswire 

PITTSBURGH (AP) 
Federal prosecutors imme- 
diately promised to retry 
celebrity pathologist Cyril 
Wecht after a jury could not 
reach a verdict Tuesday on 
charges that he used his 
staff at the county coroner's 
office to do work for his 
lucrative private practice. 
U.S. District Judge 



Arthur Schwab declared a 
mistrial after the jury told 
him it was deadlocked on 
the 41 fraud and theft 
counts against Wecht, who 
gained fame by inquiring 
into the deaths of well- 
known figures including 
Elvis Presley, JonBenet 
Ramsey and Vincent Foster. 
Prosecutors did not hes- 
itate when asked if they 
wanted to try the 77-year- 



old Wecht again. 

"We do, your honor, and 
we will," Assistant U.S. 
Attorney Stephen Stallings 
told Schwab. 

The jury deadlocked 



after deliberating more than 
50 hours over 1 1 days after 
the seven-week trial. 
Schwab set a new trial date 
for May 27. 



•TROOPERS" continued 
from page 1 . 

An autopsy showed the shot 
fired by Nassan killed 
Ellerbe, entering his back 
and hitting his aorta and 
spine before exiting. A police 
expert said Nassan's bullet 
grazed Ellerbe's arm as it 
exited, while an expert 
Fieger hired said the arm 
was hit by a separate shot 
from Curry. 

The police attorneys say 
Fieger also wrongly injected 
race into the trial by refer- 
ring to other infamous civil 
rights cases involving blacks 
killed by the police. 

Ellerbe and Curry are 
black; Nassan is white. 

The troopers' attorneys 
also contend Fieger misused 
a home video of Ellerbe in a 
Christmas pageant to evoke 
sympathy. 

The police objected to 



the video which Fieger told 
the judge would be used 
only to show the boy's age, 
size, health and similar 
characteristics. 

The police argue that 
counseling and school 
records showed Ellerbe had 
"disrespect toward authori- 
ty figures, did not listen, 
was defiant, kept dangerous 
weapons in his room, had 
poor grades, and had previ- 
ously stolen a motorcycle." 

A major issue at trial 
was whether the police had 
reason to fear Ellerbe before 
chasing and shooting him. 

Fieger currently faces 
an April 14 federal court 
trial in Michigan on charges 
that he and a law partner 
made $127,000 in illegal 
contributions to Democrat 
John Edwards' 2004 presi- 
dential campaign. Fieger 
has pleaded not guilty. 



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April 10,2008 3 



Attending CUP as an out of state student 




Casey McGovern 

Photography 

When I was a little kid, I 
always hoped to go to college 
out of the state where I was 
born. I grew up in 
Manchester, Connecticut 
which is a fairly large town 
outside of the state Capitol 
(which is Hartford for all 
you non-sawy CT people). 

My dad and his parents 
went to, and graduated 
from, Grove City College. I 
remember when I was knee 
high to a duck, wearing (or 
more like swimming in) my 
dad's old college sweatshirt 
telling people "I want to be 
just like my dad one day!" 
with a huge smile on my 
face. Well, that didn't hap- 
pen because he's really good 
with numbers, and I am far 
from it. 

When the summer 
before my senior year rolled 
around, it was time to look 
at colleges. Grove City 
College was not an option 
for me because it was too 
expensive and far too con- 
servative for me. I wanted a 
school that was far, but 
close - somewhere I could 
swim and where I could do 
photography. I looked at col- 
leges in Boston, Mass. but 
everything was too expen- 
sive. At this point, it was 
undecided whether or not 
my family was going to 
move. My dad had been 
hired by a bank in 
Washington, DC and had 
been living in an apartment 
down there, and came up to 
^see us about once a month. 

my list of schools because 
they had a really good swim 
team and, at that point, I 
was really keen on swim- 



ming in college. I applied 
and was accepted to Clarion. 

Towards the middle of 
my senior year, my parents 
decided to move down to the 
Washington, DC-metro area 
that includes Northern 
Virginia and the southern 
parts of Maryland. It was 
decided that we wouldn't 
move or put our house on 
the market until I graduat- 
ed from high school, which 
I'm very thankful for. At 
this point; however, I began 
regretting that I had agreed 
on attending Clarion 
because I knew that I 
wouldn't be returning to 
Manchester for holidays or 
to visit with all my friends 
and family. 

The end of the school 
year was very emotional for 
me. I had changed my mind 
too late and wanted to stay 
in state. Towards the end of 
my swim season, which is 
around December, my knee 
kept popping out while 
swimming (and walking) 
and I needed surgery on it. 
That was the end of my 
hopes for a swimming 
career. I had surgery on my 
knee on November 14, 2005, 
about a week and a half 
after my season ended. I 
was able to fully walk again 
by mid-June, just in time for 
graduation after, roughly, 
seven months of physical 
therapy. At this point, I 
REALLY didn't want to 
come to Clarion. I was so 
keen on swimming for the 
school as a walk-on. Senior 
year wrapped up, and began 
my last summer as a 
Connecticut resident. 

My first semester at 
Clarion was emotionally 
and scholastically a disas- 
ter. I had a controlling 
boyfriend at the time who 
"' was " atTen3ing''**sc1iool'*"in 
Florida, a stressful family 
trying to move half-way 
down the East Coast, and I 



was a VERY home-sick 18 
year old girl. I felt as though 
I had made the worst deci- 
sion of my life coming to 
Clarion. Clarion is 8 hours 
from Connecticut, and 5 
hours from DC. 

On November 1, 2006, 
my parents moved into a 
townhouse in Annandale, 
V.A., a 10 minute (or two 
hour) drive into 'The 
District', depending on traf- 
fic. 

Located in Fairfax 
County, it has one of the 
best school systems, and is 
one of the most expensive 
places to live in the United 
States (Bel Air, Ca. is the 
most expensive). It was a 
huge shock. 

That first Christmas 
break was hard. I went to 
the new house, and it defi- 
nitely wasn't home. No 
cousins were coming to my 
house for Christmas Eve 
like they had since my 
cousin and I were born, and 
we weren't having 
Christmas night at my 
house with my mom's broth- 
er and sister. Christmas Eve 
was spent at a very nice 




different, not only because 1 
can't go home every other 
weekend. The tuition is a lot 
more, and I didn't know 
anyone coming into college. 
A lot of my friends went to 
school where the rest of my 
senior class went. Out of the 
564 students who graduated 
from my class, only a hand- 
ful went far outside 
Connecticut. South Dakota, 
Western Pa., Hawaii, and 
Florida, just to name a few. 
I wish I was able to just go 
home and hang out with 
friends for a weekend, I 
couldn't do that, and I didn't 
like it. Sometimes, I still 
don't like the fact I can't 
hang out with friends from 
home. 

However, this year has 



restaurant with just my p.ir- been a complete 180 degree 
ents and older sister, ^^ange. Its still hard not 



Christmas night was spent 
at my mom's brother's house 
in Morrisville, Pa. The day 
after Christmas, I hopped 
on a very early train up to 
CT, but it just wasn't the 
same. 

Second semester was a 



being able to go home on the 
weekends when I want, but 
I am enjoying myself a lot 
more. Why? Mainly because 
I became involved with The 
Clarion Call being the Vice 
President of the photogra- 
phy club, and actually 



little better. It was mainly enjoying what I'm doing as 
due to breaking up with the ^n art major. I have fantas 



controlling boyfriend, 

changing my major from 
communication to art, and 
having a photography club 



tic friends and a fantastic 
boyfriend to thank as well. 

My sophoiTiore year has 
been a success, and I think 



start up. I still wasn't doing that the coming years will 

very well scholastically, but be as well, 
earned grades good enough p^- 

to not be on academic proba- ^. , , _ , •• 

tioh !br flie^art of^Spli— ^^-^-^ ^^-so^om<fre 

omore year. ^'^ major and the photogra- 

Being an out-of-state P^y '^itor of The Call, 
student in Clarion is a lot 




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Political Column 



Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Over the last few weeks, 
several thousand Tibetan 
monk sympathizers have 
been protesting the upcom- 
ing Summer Olympic games 
in Beijing. 

These protesters are 
demonstrating against what 
they call "unfair, cruel and 
unjust treatment" of 
Tibetan monks at the behest 
of China's government. I 
really don't know what is so 
cruel about exploiting 
monks for what they really 
are: peace mongers. 

It is quite obvious that 
these monks really do not 
understand the way the 
world operates. These peace 
warriors think they can sit 
around and meditate, drink 
tea and try to attain self 
reahzation, or whatever the 
it is they do, while the rest 
of the world has to play the 
capitalist game. They need 
to learn a thing or two about 
invading other countries, 
imposing their systems of 
government and of course, 
using the war economy to 
bolster approval ratings. 



These monks, led of 
course by Mr. non-violent 
himself, the Dalai Lama, 
probably should take a les- 
son from these regular beat- 
ings and learn to defend 
themselves against the gov- 
ernment. Maybe China 
could use a Second 
Amendment like we have. I 
could go for a monk with an 
automatic weapon. I think it 
would be fitting for today's 
society just to see how far 
we have advanced as a 
species. We would have 
managed to take our most 
peaceful members of society 
and turn them into violent 
revolutionaries with auto- 
matic weapons. 

Hillary Clinton called 
on President Bush to boy- 
cott the Olympic games this 
Summer, so what does that 
tell you? Bill doesn't even 
listen to Hillary when it 
comes to fidelity... or trade 
deals like NAFTA or 
CAFTA, so why should W 
listen to her? He hasn't lis- 
tened to anyone in more 
than seven years, so what 
are the odds that he would 
listen to someone like 
Hillary? I would say that 



those odds are about as good 
as our odds are of justifying 
a war, or conflict fought in 
the last fifty years are: slim 
to none, and slim just left to 
boycott the Olympics. 

These Olympic protest- 
ers have been showing up in 
droves wherever the 
Olympic torch shows up, so 
if they really wanted to 
protest to stop, wouldn't 
they just do what the 
Chinese have done to dis- 
senting voices? 

You know, just start 
beating the protesters 
unmercifully. If it worked 
for the monks, it is bound 
the work on some French 
folks who think they have 
accomplished something by 
stopping the Olympic torch 
relay. 

But now, the torch is set 
to make its way through the 
liberal sewer of San 
Francisco. So I wonder if 
Nancy Pelosi will be there 
wearing her $10,000 pearls 
and a Free Tibet shirt on? 
Or how about those drug 
addict pot smoking glauco- 
ma patients those liberal 
wussies have been showing 
on TV with their sob stories? 



But I bet they'll be there too. 
God, the only difference 
between a sewer and San 
Francisco is that at least the 
sewer knows it's full of 
crap.At the very least, how- 
ever, we should be able to 
rely on our government to 
send our athletes to China 
to dominate all the sports 
that do not matter. Why not 
just let them go and partici- 
pate? America is number 
one and we should just go 
prove it and get it over with. 

What do we have to 
lose? Nobody remembers 
anything about the last 
Olympics other than the fact 
that we dominated every- 
thing. Well, maybe we did. I 
don't know. If the Olympics 
aren't held here, I don't even 
watch them. 

I only watch the sports 
that matter. American 
sports. So why not just go to 
the Olympics, do some stu- 
pid gymnastics, and then 
tune into sports when it 
really matters... during the 
Superbowl or the World 
Series? 



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Features 



The Clarion Call 




Pa. Candidate Forums 



U.S. Congress 5th District of Pa. 



Pa. House District 63 




Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

Students, faculty and 
community members gath- 
ered at Clarion University's 
Hart Chapel on Saturday 
April 5 with the desire to 
learn more from the candi- 
dates running for the 5th 
Congressional District Seat. 

Nine candidates, con- 
sisting of seven Republicans 
and two Democrats, partici- 
pated in a public forum 
prior to the April 22 primary 
election. 

The Republican candi- 
dates present were Matt 
Shaner, Glenn Thompson. 
Jeffery Stroehmann. John 
Stroup. Chris Exarchos. 
Keith Richardson and Lou 
Radkowski. 

Democratic candidates pres- 
ent were Richard Vilello and 
Mark McCracken. 

The position in the 5th 
congressional district was 
recently up for grabs after 
the retirement of John 



Peterson. The district is the 
largest congressional dis- 
trict on the east side of the 
Mississippi River. 

The forum started with 
opening statements by the 
candidates, 

McCracken began by 
describing his position as 
the current Clearfield 
County commissioner. He 
noted his solid record of 
development in Clearfield. 
He feels one of the major 
issues with our country is 
the budget deficit. 

The other Democrat, 
Vilello, is in his third term 
as the mayor of Lockhaven. 
"It's time to send a local 
government guy to 
Washington to solve our 
problems," he said. 

Thompson described 
himself as a leader on rural 
health issues. He also stated 
to be opposed to the 
Interstate 80 toll plan. 

Stroehmann highlighted 
his experience as a busi- 
nessman and his position as 
a county Republican chair- 



man. If elected, he wishes to 
bring about a reinvention of 
rural Pa. and to highlight 
the great points of this area. 
Radkowski told the 
audience that he has plenty 
of life experience. He has 
been interested in govern- 
ment since his high school 
days. He raised six children, 
runs a small business and 
has experience with a water 
board and chamber of com- 
merce. 

Exarchos mentioned his 
29 years as a small business 
owner, his work as Centre 
County commissioner and 
as a scientist. 

"Our dependence on for- 
eign energy is the biggest 
problem to our economy." he 
said. 

Shaner feels the number 
one issue in our country is 
jobs and the economy. If 
elected, he plans to fight to 
make the current tax cut 
permanent. 

"Spending is out of con- 
trol in Washington," he said. 
Richardson, a local preach- 



er, said that he has experi- 
ence in knowing what fami- 
lies go through. He went to 
law school and then to semi- 
nary and has spent the last 
1 4 and a half years as a pas- 
tor in Clarion. Richardson 
mentioned his strong stance 
on pro life and pro family. 

Stroup, who currently 
serves as the mayor of 
Clarion, is the foundation 
director at the Clarion 
Hospital. Also, he has a BS 
in accounting from 
Shippensburg University 
and his masters in business 
from Clarion University. 

Following the introduc- 
tions of all candidates, the 
moderator read a question. 
Candidates had one minute 
to answer any of the ques- 
tions. Audience members 
were urged to ask questions 
by filling out a card that was 
given to the moderator. The 
order of responses was cho- 
sen randomly. 

The first issue 
addressed was, "What 
should the federal govern- 



ment do to make sure every- 
one has healthcare cover- 
age? 

On the democratic side, 
Vilello took on the notion of 
universal healthcare. 
"We have the highest cost 
and some of the worst 
results," he said. 

Richardson compared 
the idea of universal health- 
care to the failing social 
security system mentioning 
that it would be poor for an 
already troubled economy. 

In a question to experi- 
ence working with members 
of the other party and bring- 
ing bipartisanship to 
Washington, Thompson's 
only concern was the con- 
stituents he serves. 
"It's not conservative or lib- 
eral, it's what we can accom- 
plish together," he said. 

The forum touched on 
popular issues both in our 
region and nationally. 
Candidates were able to 
express their views on 
Veteran affairs, electronic 
voting machines, school 



lunch programs and ways to 
handle the energy crisis. On 
the often-debated topic of 
taxes, McCracken said there 
is no quick fix to the prob- 
lem and that there needs to 
be fiscal responsibility in 
Washington. 

"Once we fix our deficit 
then we can look at tax cuts 
and redoing our system," 
McCracken said. 

After closing state- 
ments, the forum was con- 
cluded roughly two hours 
after it had begun. Audience 
members were invited to 
meet with the candidates in 
informal discussion follow- 
ing the forum. 

The public forum was 
sponsored by the Clarion 
University College 

Republicans, the Clarion 
University Young 

Democrats and the League 
of Women Voters of Clarion 
County. 



Ian Alexander 

Staff Vvriter 



On Monday April 7 at 
the Clarion Main Street 
Center, candidates for the 
63rd District representative 
spoke and answered ques- 
tions from the audience. 

There are five candi- 
dates for the 63rd District of 
Pennsylvania. Two 



Democrats: Gerry Borovick 
of Monroe Township and 
Matt Ellenberger of Leeper; 
and three Republicans: 
Donna Oberlander of 
Clarion. Greg Mortimer of 
Rimersburg and Maria 
Battista Kerle of Salem 
Township. 

Each candidate made 
opening statements to start 
off the night. 

Borovick said that he 



was from Monroe Township 
and that he has helped his 
region by having no tax 
increase in 20 years. 

Mortimer said. "You 
don't have to judge me by 
my promise. You can judge 
me by my record." 

He also mentioned that 
Pennsylvania is 44th of 50 
states in competitive econo- 
my and that he would like to 
change that. 



Ellenberger said that he 
has been representing and 
working for Farmington 
Township for five years. He 
has been working on parks 
and the environment in his 
local area. 

"If you guys elect me I 
will fight for education, 
healthcare, and equal fund- 
ing for local school dis- 
tricts," he said. 

Kerle had someone 



speak on her behalf. Her 
representative said Kerle is 
a faculty member at Clarion 
University. She has helped 
families with autistic chil- 
dren and she is pro-life. She 
opposes the tolling of 
Interstate 80 and she feels 
that rural schools are. being 
short changed when it 
comes to funding. 

Finally, Oberlander said 
that she is a Clarion County 



Commissioner. 

"My three main issues 
are the repeal of Act 44 
which is the tolling of 1-80, 
the repeal of the 10% high 
tax on employers, and the 
replacement of the property 
tax system that we current- 
ly have," she said. 



Candidates' answers for 63rd District question and answer session: 



1. How should the government 
give people healthcare? 



Borovick 



2. 'What do you think about the 
electronic voting machines? 



The state should step in some 
way at this point. 



EUenberger 



"I would also like to see a paper 
audit trail, and if we don't get 
them I would be very disap- 
pointed." 



We could do tax incentives for 
businesses. 



Mortimer 



'They are still really new j'et so 
it is hard to tell, but I would 
like there to be a voting paper 
audit trail." 



3. What do you think about our 
state legislature? 



4. How do you feel about eco- 
nomic improvement? 



The legislature needs cut in 
half and we spend too much 
money. 



Doesn't feel that the govern- 
ment needs to give everyone 
health insurance. 



Oberlander 



Health insurance shouldn't be 
government-driven. 



"I think the electronic system 
started because of the voting 
issue that happened in Florida. 
I feel that they jumped to a 
change too quickly and that we 
also need a paper audit trail." 



"We need to be more open and 
let the public know what goes 
on. You guys vote for us and 
you have the right to know." 



5. How do you feel about the 
idea of out-of-state insurance? 



"Hopefully our local businesses 
can become more competitive, 
but having a major store like 
Wal-Mart doesn't help. We 
fought in the beginning to not 
get the Wal-Mart, but Clarion 
still got it." 



Agreed with Borovick. 



"I am in favor of cutting the 
state legislature by 20 percent 
and the budget by 20 percent," 



"I like the new voting system 
because it is accurate and 
saves time." 



6. What do you consider to be a 
main issue in Clarion? 



Supports out-of-state 
insurance. 



Tax reform. 



Supports out-of-state 
insurance. 



The cost of the 1-80 toil wiU 
hurt Clarion and we need to 
fight and try to stop the toll. 



Can't vote in favor of cutting 
the state legislature or the 
budget. 



1-80 toll. 



Would support the idea and 
that it would be good because 
there would be more competi- 
tion and lower prices. 



"The media makes our area's 
economy look worse than it 
really is. I do feel that we 
could do things such as tax 
incentives." 



Property taxes. 



"I would support people getting 
out of state insurance, but I 
think that we need to be care- 
ful and cautious about what we 
are signing up for." 



1-80 m. 






Thl CiARioN Call 



Features 



Aprill 0,2008 5 




Stephanie Desmond 

Fecitgres Editor 

A competition that 
required strength, 

endurance and a good stom- 
ach was held in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room last night, 

Interfraternal Council's 
(IFC) hot dog eating contest, 
"Weiner Gate '08." 

When thinking of events 
to hold as public relations 
for the IFC, vice president of 
recruitment and public rela- 
tions and sophomore mar- 
keting major Matt 
Evanchak thought of the 
contest as a fun way to get a 
lot of students to partici- 
pate. 

"We're trying to come up 
with things that involve the 
whole campus," said Brian 
Perkins, junior business 
management and industrial 
relations major and presi- 
dent of IFC. 

Over a period of about 
two weeks, more than 50 



people signed-up to partici- 
pate. At the event, the 
names were entered into a 
drawing for the chance at 
being one of the 20 who got 
to participate. 

The contestants were 
given 12 minutes to eat as 
many hot dogs as they 
could. Rules included things 
like only entirely eaten hot 
dogs counted towards the 
final total, only water could 
be drank and they had to 
keep the food down for two 
minutes after the contest 
was over. 

Judges stood in front of 
the stage to be sure contest- 
ants followed the rules. 

Seven girls and 13 boys 
were taken on stage after 
signing a Uability waiver. 

Once the contest began, 
the eaters were able to sepa- 
rate, dunk and mash their 
dogs and buns, whatever 
they wanted to do in order 
to eat them. 

In the end, there was 
nearly a tie. But, one con- 



testant was not able to swal- 
low his mouthful in the 
allotted 20 seconds. 

The winner, Quentin 
Taraszewski, a junior sociol- 
ogy major, received an Xbox 
360. He ate 11 hot dogs. 

"My eyes were on the 
prize," he said. "It's not easy 
in the world of competitive 
eating." 

All participants received 
a T-shirt. 

The IFC serves as the 
governing body of all the 
fraternities on campus. 
These include Phi Delta 
Theta, Tau Kappa Epsilon, 
Phi Mu Alpha, Sigma Phi 
Epsilon, Phi Beta Sigma, 
Kappa Alpha Psi and 
Omega Psi Phi. 

The group handles disci- 
plinary action for the frater- 
nities on campus and plans 
activities for them to do as a 
whole. 

This semester and in 
Fall 2008, IFC is planning 
many events that they 
haven't done before. They 



are working with thi' 
Panhellenic Council for the 
Make-a-Wish Foundation 
5K race on May 4 and are 
participating in "Walk a 
Mile in her Shoes." a pro- 
gram in which the fraterni- 
ties will walk a mile across 
campus in high-heels to 
raise rape awareness, in 
fall. 

"We want to get interest 
with all of campus because 
it's been hard times with all 
of the fraternity closings." 
Perkins said. 

IFC also has also partic- 
ipated in the Greek Games. 
Greek Sing (which has 
raised $5,000 since 2003). 
blood drives and co-spon- 
sored the Super Bowl party 
on campus with the 
University Activities Board. 

Other officers for IFC 
are Brendan Abraham, vice 
president of risk manage- 
ment; Eric Fabiszewski, sec- 
retary; and Chuck 
Shoemaker, treasurer. 




CaSe> MLi-kivtiiii / llie Cliinon Call 

Clarion University's Interfraternity Council presented "Weiner 
Gate VS" as a way to get students familiar with the organiza- 
tion. Twenty contestants were given 12 minutes to eat as many 
hot dogs as they could. 



Na presents and alternate view of the diverse world 



KJ. V\^etter 

Staff Writer 

On Tuesday, April 8 at 7 
p.m. in Hart Chapel, 
Clarion University students 
got a lesson in multicultur- 
alism. Dr. Kang-Yup Na of 
Westminster college gave a 
seminar titled "On Diversity 
and the University: A Brief, 
Optical Odyssey." The semi- 
nar was free and opened to 
the public. 

Na was born in Daegu, 
South Korea and is now an 
Associate Professor of 
Religion, History and 
Philosophy at Westminster 
College located in New 



Wilmington, Pa. He started 
his collegiate career at 
Princeton University where 
he received his bachelor's 
degree and went on to 
Emory University where he 
earned his doctorate study- 
ing the New Testament and 
philosophical hermeneutics. 

The main themes of 
Na's presentation were 
"opened mindedness," "tol- 
erance" and "thinking out- 
side the box." 

Na started his presenta- 
tion by telling the audience, 
"If you wish to be filled, you 
must first empty your cup." 

Using this metaphor, he 
was instructing students to 
view familiar ideas from a 



different perspective. Na 
then went on to discuss 
ideas such as not being born 
with a blank slate. He told 
audience members that 
everyone was programmed 
to view the world as they do 
now. 

During his speech, Na 
used a PowerPoint presen- 
tation to illustration his 
main ideas. 

Junior elementary/spe- 
cial education major Lauren 
Volk said, "The PowerPoint 
made the speech interest- 
ing. Seeing the different 
projections of the maps real- 
ly opened my eyes." 

Na showed' several 
slides with different views of 



the world. The slides 
showed Mercator maps, 
maps the show continents in 
relationship to the equator 
and Gall-Peters maps, 
which illustrate the actual 
size of continents based on 
landmass. 

"It was weird to see the 
different maps from what 
we are used to." Volk said. "I 
couldn't believe Africa is as 
big as it. It is usually small 
on the maps we use." 

Na also showed photo- 
graphs of the earth from 
outer space and then turned 
them upside down. 

"He literally turned oin* 
world upside down," Volk 
said. 



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Kandel warns students about the dangers of eating disorders I Second Series is second to none 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

"I've been there, and I've 
done that," said Johanna 
Kandel founder and execu- 
tive director of the Alliance 
for Eating Disorders 
Awareness. "All the way 
from kids' stores to Lane 
Bryant." 

On Wednesday, April 2, 
Kandel shared her struggles 
with all forms of eating dis- 
orders. The presentation 
"Color Me Perfect: Eating 
Disorders and Positive Body 
Image" was presented to 
Clarion University students 
in conjunction with the cam- 
pus's Counseling Services 
and the Keeling Health 
Center. 



Kandel battled eating 
disorders for 10 years. 

"I would step on the 
scale five, 10, 20, 30 times a 
day," Kandel said. 

She went on to say that 
the number that appeared 
on the scale set the tone for 
her day. Kandel said it was 
incredible that a set of num- 
bers could make or break 
how she would feel. When 
she finally entered treat- 
ment, the first thing her 
therapist did was smash her 
scale into pieces. 

"You just killed my best 
friend," said Kandel to the 
therapist. 

The therapist pulled 
four coils out the pile of 
rumble, and then pointed 
out to Kandel that she was 
judging everything from 



those four coils. 

Kandel went on to speak 
about the influence media 
has on the college student's 
body image. She asked the 
audience to say what they 
thought made the perfect 
person. The audience began 
to verbally shape up the 
ideal woman and man. 

"Thin; long hair; tall," 
said the audience. "Tall, 
dark and handsome." 

Kandel showed the 
audience various pictures, 
pointing out that Marilyn 
Monroe was actually a size 
14. These days the typical 
model has less than 18 per- 
cent body fat, stands about 5 
feet 10 inches and weighs 
less than 120 pounds. 

Stars seen in advertise- 
ments and on television 



have a lot more assistance 
than the average person. 
Airbrushing can make any- 
one's skin look fantastic, 
according to Kandel. She 
explained to the audience 
that it takes six people and 
three hours to get talk show 
host Oprah ready. 

'There's so much editing 
that goes into pictures," said 
Kandel. "You have no idea." 

Infused with humor and 
audience participation, 
Kandel wrapped up the 
evening with her own story. 
At the age of four, she was 
determined to be a perfect 
ballerina. She danced her 
heart out, losing weight to 
get the parts she desired. 

By the time she was 17, 
Kandel had never menstru- 
ated. When the doctor told 



Kandel she may not be able 
to have children because of 
the ravaging effects eating 
disorders had on her body, 
she only had one thought. 

"Good, I don't want to 
get fat anyway," she said. 

After the doctor told her 
that her right kidney was 
shutting down, her bone 
density was that of a 75 year 
old female and her heart 
beat was at half rate, 
Kandel was pulled from bal- 
let school. Her parents felt 
that was what triggered her 
problems. 

"I gained all of my 
weight back in 3 months," 
said Kandel. "I ate food for 
comfort, I had nothing else 
to live for without ballet." 

Kandel then decided it 
was time to try to love her- 



self. After completing her 
undergraduate work at the 
University of Central 
Florida in two and a half 
years, she went through an 
intensive eight month out- 
patient treatment. 

In 2000, Kandel founded 
her organization to raise 
awareness and support for 
those suffering. Seventy- 
five thousand students 
later, Kandel is still work- 
ing hard to get her message 
of hope out to those strug- 
gling. 

"I've already had my 
nine lives," said Kandel. "I 
wish I had more friends 
here with me to talk about 
their eating disorders, but 
they're not here anymore." 



Olympic torch rerouted through streets of San Fransisco 



Juliana Barbassa 

AP Excfiange 

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)- 
The Olympic torch played 
hide and seek with thou- 
sands of demonstrators and 
spectators crowding the 
city's waterfront Wednesday 
before being spirited away 
without even a formal good- 
bye on its symbolic stop in 
the United States. 

After its parade was 
rerouted and shortened to 
prevent disruptions by mas- 
sive crowds of anti-China 
protesters, the planned clos- 
ing ceremony at the water- 
front was canceled and 
moved to San Francisco 
International Airport. The 
flame was put directly on a 
plane and was not dis- 
played. 

The last-minute 

changes to the route and the 
site of the closing ceremony 
were made amid- security 
concerns following chaotic 
protests in London and 
Paris of China's human 
rights record in Tibet and 
elsewhere, but they effec- 
tively prevented many spec- 
tators who wanted to see the 
flame from witnessing the 
historic moment. 

As it made its way 
through the streets of San 
Francisco, the flame trav- 
eled in switchbacks and left 
the crowds confused and 
waiting for a parade that 
never arrived. Protesters 
also hurriedly changed 
plans and chased the rerout- 
ed flame. 

Mayor Gavin Newsom 
told The Associated Press 
that the well-choreographed 
switch of the site of the clos- 
ing ceremony was prompted 
by the size and behavior of 
the crowds massing outside 
AT&T Park. 

There was "a dispropor- 
tionate concentration of peo- 
ple in and around the start 
of the relay," he said in a 
phone interview while trav- 
eling in a caravan that 
accompanied the torch. 

Less than an hour 
before the relay began, offi- 
cials cut the original six- 
mile route nearly in half. 

Then, at the opening 
ceremony, the first torch- 
bearer took the flame from a 
lantern brought to the stage 
and held it aloft before run- 
ning into a waterfront ware- 
house. A motorcycle escort 
departed, but the torchbear- 
er was nowhere in sight. 

Officials drove the 
Olympic torch about a mile 
inland and handed it off to 
two runners away from pro- 
testers and media, and they 
began jogging toward the 
Golden Gate Bridge, in the 
opposite direction of the 
crowds waiting for it. More 
confusion followed, with the 
torch convoy apparently 
stopped near the bridge 



before heading southward to 
the airport. 

As the flame traveled 
toward the airport, news 
dribbled through the crowds 
of more than 10,000 specta- 
tors and protesters gathered 
at the waterfront that the 
torch wasn't coming there. 

China's state-run 

Xinhua News Agency 
reported early Thursday 
that the San Francisco leg 
proceeded without major 
disruptions, although the 
route had been changed 
"due to threats by Tibetan 
separatists and their sup- 
porters to storm the relay." 

There were signs of ten- 
sion even before the torch 
relay began. Pro-Tibet and 



pro-China groups were 
given side-by-side permits 
to demonstrate, and repre- 
sentatives from both sides 
spilled from their sanc- 
tioned sites across a major 
street and shouted at each 
other nose to nose, with no 
visible police presence to 
separate them. 

At least one torchbearer 
decided to show her support 
for Tibetan independence 
during her moment in the 
spotlight. After being 
passed the Olympic flame, 
Majora Carter pulled out a 
small Tibetan flag that she 
had hidden in her shirt 
sleeve. 

"The Chinese security 
and cops were on me like 



white on rice, it was no 
joke," said Carter, 41, who 
runs a nonprofit organiza- 
tion in New York. "They 
pulled me out of the race, 
and then San Francisco 
police officers pushed me 
back into the crowd on the 
side of the street." 

Farther along the 
planned route, about 200 
Chinese college students 
mobbed a car carrying two 
people waving Tibetan flags 
in front of the city's Pier 39 
tourist destination. The stu- 
dents, who arrived by bus 
from the University of 
California, Davis, banged 
drums and chanted "Go 
Olympics" in Chinese. 

"I'm proud to be Chinese 



and I'm outraged because 
there are so many people 
who are so ignorant they 
don't know Tibet is part of 
China," Yi Che said. "It was 
and is and will forever be 
part of China." 

The torch's 85,000- mile, 
20-nation global journey is 
the longest in Olympic his- 
tory, and is meant to build 
excitement for the Beijing 
Games. But it has also been 
targeted by activists 
angered over China's 
human rights record. 

Hundreds of pro-China 
and pro-Tibet demonstra- 
tors blew whistles and 
waved flags as they faced off 
near the site of the relay's 
opening ceremony. Police 



struggled to keep the groups 
apart. At least one protester 
was detained, and officers 
blocked public access to 
bridge leading to the cere- 
mony site across McCovey 
Cove from the ballpark. 

Peter Ueberroth, chair- 
man of the United States 
Olympic Committee, said 
the U.S. had struck the 
right balance between pre- 
serving freedom of speech 
for protesters, providing an 
exhilarating experience for 
the torchbearers, and pre- 
venting a repeat of the 
chaotic demonstrations that 
accompanied the torch in 
London and Paris. 




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Staff Writer 

Maybe you went to see 
the Clarion theater depart- 
ment's latest production of 
"The Who's Tommy," or per- 
haps you were one of the 



together, something a stu- 
dent wrote, or an old work 
that a student director 
wants to bring new life to. 
Shows are submitted and 
then only a few make the 
cut and students begin pro- 
duction. The spring 2008 
second series show featured 
two inter- 
e s t i n g 
works, one 
called 
"Butch and 
Sundance" 
and the 
other 
"Butter on 
That." 

The 
first play 
"Butch and 
Sundance," 
was the 
work of 
Senior Joey 
Pett ine . 
P e 1 1 i n e 
said, "First 
off. Butch 
and 
Sundance 
wasn't even 
the play I 

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I had first 

intended on 

something a little more 

grand and long but one day 

I was just sitting in class 



that?" 

many who saw "La Ronde" 
or "The Guys." You can 
always count on Clarion to 
bring you something new and the idea for this short, 
and exciting, or perhaps simple play hit me. Now I 
something old with a twist, have all of these people 
The same is true for this telling me how good it was." 
year's second series produc- The show featured 
tions, performed on Friday Adam Huff as director, Joey 
April 4 and Saturday April 5 Pettine as Writer/Co- 
at 8pm in Hart Chapel. Director, Jesse Mcllvaine 
Don't let the name fool you. playing Butch, Nick 
These productions might Dittman as Sundance, Andy 



have second in the name, 
but they are certainly not 
second rate. 

I Second series produc- 
tions can be a variety of 



Roos as The Masked 
Avenger, Dominic DeAngelo 
as Victim, Jamie Richard as 
The Pizza Guy, and Gabe 
Proietti as General 



ance. "All in all, as I said, 
the show could not have 
been as good as it was with- 
out such a stellar cast. In 
the end I guess I am just 
glad to have so many people 
enjoy something that was 
basically the first play I 
have ever written in my 
life," Pettine said. 

The second play was 
another student written 
production called "Butter on 
That," which chronicled the 
life of movie theater employ- 
ees. The cast included Seth 
Robertson, Dominic 

DeAngelo, Michelle Hall, 
Rachel Bendal, Megan 
Campbell, Becky Carolan, 
Nick Dittman, James Long, 
Jamie Richard, Stacy Solak, 
Sarah Strothers, Susan 
Lemon and Michael 
Jaworski. Brian Maul wrote 
the piece, and Breanne 
Slocum was stage manager. 
Liz Hultz and Adurina Hill 
ran sound and lights. For 
Senior Laura Mcmillen this 
experience was somewhat 
new. 'This is the first time 
I've ever been this closely 
involved. I've attended pre- 
vious performances of 
Second Series. It's a big 
change to be on the other 
end, not being an audience 
member." 

All those involved were 
excited and enthusiastic 
about the performances. 
Second Series definitely 
doesn't let you down. It is 
amazing to see what a group 
of dedicated students can do 
in such a short amount of 
time. If you missed out on 
this year's second series pro- 
ductions, make sure you 
keep an eye out for upcom- 
ing performances. If you are 
a writer, director, actor or 
actress, or anyone else 
interested in the theater, 
don't forget to get involved! 



Entertainment from a different view 



things. Perhaps they are a Understudy. Pettine was 
series of one-act plays stuck pleased with the perform- 

VIDEO GAME REVIEW 

Army of Two is definitely renting material 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Game: Army of Two 
Publisher: Electronic Arts 
Rating: 3.5 / 5 

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"Army of Two" is EA's 
take of a co-op, cover based 
shooter. A02 holds a lot of 
potential, but, as with many 
of EA's games, it feels like it 
could have been done better. 

I was excited about this 
game when I first read 
about it a year or two ago. 
After it was delayed, and I 
learned an Electronic Arts 
studio was developing it, I 
became slightly discour- 
aged. 

The story in A02 may 
seem a little offensive to 
some people. It entails the 
concept of the U.S. military 
being taken over by private 
military corporations, or 
mercenaries. 

The main characters, 
Salem and Rios. are two 
such soldiers of fortune. The 
story encompasses several 
years and shows the politi- 
cal arguments of bills meant 
to privatize the military. 

The part some people 
may be offended by is the 
depiction of 9/11 in the 
game. A cut-scene shows the 
towers being hit on a TV in 
the background while Salem 
is on the phone finding out 



it happened. The two sol- 
diers are then sent to the 
Middle East. 

I, personally, give EA 
kudos for putting a real 
world situation in a 
videogame, rather than 
playing it safe and using an 
alternate reality, or ignoring 
it all togetlier. 

Army of Two, unfortu- 
nately, falls into the average 
category. The cover system 
works fairly well, although 
there are times you 
"unstick" from cover. The 
two biggest issues of this 
game are the shooting 
mechanics and the A.I. 

Holding in either the L 
trigger or R2 button aims 
the weapon. At this point, it 
is near impossible to follow 
a moving target because 
movement becomes so slow. 
Even if you do get the 
enemy in your crosshairs, 
the odds are you will miss 
them. 

There are several team 
based maneuvers through- 
out the game. Back-to-back 
is a mode where the two 
characters go, well, back to 
back, and have infinite 
ammo and health for a Um- 
ited time to shoot the sur- 
rounding enemies. Co-op 
parachuting is another fea- 
tured mode where one man 
steers and the other snipes. 

Finally, there is the ever 
too present step jump where 
one player lifts the other up 
to climb things. 

Perhaps the most defin- 
ing feature of the game is its 
aggro system. Aggro is how 
much the enemy is paying 
attention to you or your 
partner. If your partner has 



Joey Pettine 

Stoff Writer 

There is a lot of great 
media, movies, music, and 
even television, from all 
over the world that many 
Americans do not have the 
pleasure of enriching their 
lives with. 

The musicals of India, 
the cinematic masterpieces 
of France, and even the 
entertainment of England is 
mostly unknown to America 
not because it isn't readily 
available but because most 
Americans don't know that 
it exists. 

"Doctor Who," premiered on 
BBC November 23, 1963, 
the day after Kennedy's 
assassination, "Doctor Who" 
is the story of the Doctor, a 
903 year-old Time Lord who 
travels through time and 
space in a blue box seeming- 
ly no bigger than a phone 
booth, his TARDIS. 

For twenty-six seasons 
the Doctor and his compan- 
ions traveled across the uni- 
verse, saving entire planets 
and races from monsters, 
robots, aliens, humans and 
even dinosaurs. Then the 
inevitable happened. The 
actor who portrayed the 
Doctor was getting tired of 
playing the character. 

He decided to leave the 
show. The BBC, and the 
vehement fans of Doctor 
Who, were not yet ready to 
cancel the show though. So 
an idea so unbelievably 
cheesy yet at the same time 
brilliant was formulated. 
The writers of "Doctor Who" 
killed the Doctor, giving him 
a heroic and beautiful 



a lot of aggro, the enemies 
focus on him and you are 
virtually invisible. Gain 
enough aggro and you go 
into a super stealth or 
overkill mode. 

Be warned, the online 
multiplayer is currently full 
of bugs. IF you can connect 
to the game, it will more 
than likely lag to the point 
of not even being able to 
play it. If not, "Army of Two" 
has caused a need for its 
creation, so mark it in your 
Scrabble dictionary. 

For being a big part of 
A02, the customization is 
somewhat limited. Players 
are able to add onto their 
weapons and buy new ones. 
Weapons fall into three cat- 
egories: Primary, 

Secondary, and Special. 
Primaries consist of shot- 
guns and rifles and allow 
you to add barrels and even 
shotguns as attachments. 

Every weapon can be 
"pimped" which is essential- 
ly a gold or platinum plating 
that boosts your aggro. 

A02 is a fun game. Both 
its themes and language 
gear it for adults, and it suc- 
ceeds in being a game worth 
playing. Plan to spend some 
time with a friend when you 
play and cross your fingers 
the online glitches will get 
fixed. 

If you aren't a big co-op 
fan, or are more into run- 
ning around shooting people 
than using tact, this is not 
the game for you. "Army of 
Two" is a solid rent, but it's 
average game play and 
short length make it hard to 
recommend buying. 



death, and for 
most shows that 
would be the end. 

Except the 
writers had a trick 
up their sleeve and 
audiences watched 
in awe as their 
Doctor was sur- 
rounded by a white 
light and regener- 
ated back to life. 
But it wasn't the 
same Doctor. They 
had come up with 
the ultimate loop- 
hole. 

The Doctor 
was a Time Lord, 
an advanced race of 
humanoid aliens, and while 
they could die like humans 
they could also regenerate 
when they died. This meant 
that if the Doctor was killed 
he would regenerate as a 
completely different person. 
For 26 years Doctor Who 
aired season after season 
until December 6, 1989 
when the inevitable hap- 
pened and "Doctor Who" 
was canceled. 

In 1996 a network movie 
premiered in hopes of 
relaunching the show. While 
it initially failed the movie 
ht a spark of hope in the 
fans and a flame of interest 
in the media. Finally, in 
2005, 16 years after being 
cancelled, celebrated writer 
and producer Russell T. 
Davies brought the Doctor, 
his TARDIS, and his adven- 
tures back to television. 
Now the show is on it's 10th 
Doctor, still traveling in his 
TARDIS, still fighting the 
evils of the Daleks, the 
Cybermen, the Master, and 
still saving the world. 




"Doctor Who" is a show 
worth watching. A program 
written so well it can be 
geared toward children and 
loved by adults alike. The 
acting, the stories, every- 
thing makes "Doctor Who" a 
must see. 

1 give "Doctor Who." no 
matter what season or 
Doctor, five stars only 
because I'm not allowed to 
give it anymore. 

Unfortunately for u.s 
who live in America, the 
BBC is a channel not 
offered. For those who wish 
to watch "Doctor Who" you 
can catch the 29th season 
on BBC America Saturday's 
at 6 and 7 p.m. or you can go 
online and find the episodes. 

More than anything 1 
hope those of you that read 
this find an interest. An 
interest to enrich yourselves 
with the media of another 
culture, an interest to feel 
young again and go on 
adventures through space 
and time, and the interest to 
watch "Doctor Who." 



Food review 

Backstreet Cafe is relaxed and reasonable 



Alexandria Wilson 

Staff Writer 

In the world of inexpen- 
sive casual dining, "The 
Backstreet Cafe," located 
behind Clarion's Post Office, 
brings a new perspective to 
casual. The Cafe is very 
laid-back and informal, 
located on Dietz Place in a 
building with other offices. 
It offers a place to sit in to 
dine, delivery services, as 
well as call in and take out 
at the counter. 

The small venue is an 
easy place to find and a 
decent price range for stu- 
dents in the Clarion area 
who have a small budget to 
spend on dining. While the 
menu is limited to mainly 
lunch-time food, consisting 
of an array of various soups, 
sandwiches, and salads, the 
food is all hand prepared 
and is reminiscent of some- 
thing that Mom would 
make. Prices are very inex- 
pensive, and you could easi- 
ly order a full meal for 
under $6. 

The laid-back atmos- 
phere of the dining area is 
small, with a few fold-out 
tables and chairs, a table 
with condiments and a 
small salad bar. The tunes 
of a local Clarion radio sta- 
tion were playing softly in 
the corner of the room 
underneath the condiment 
table, which was a nice 
addition to the otherwise 
quiet dining area. 

While you are dining, 
there is no need to worry 
about being bothered. While 
all the employees seem 
especially friendly and per- 
sonable, you will hardly see 
them. My advice would be to 
ask for anything extra that 
you might need during the 
course of your meal when 
they first drop off your food. 

The presentation of the 



food is very much like a 
cafeteria rather than a high- 
er end cafe. The meal will 
arrive at your table on red 
plastic lunch trays, and the 
food will be offered in 
Styrofoam bowls and paper 
plates with plastic eating 
utensils. The food itself is 
tasty; if you are a salad 
lover, might I recommend 
the Chef Salad. Only if you 
like ranch, Italian, or 
French dressing, as those 
were the only options given. 
In the salad, as well as the 
turkey wrap, all of the 
ingredients had a fresh and 
crisp taste to them. 

The salad bar is just 
that, a bar with vegetables 
that you would typically 
find on a salad: lettuce, 
tomatoes, cucumbers, bacon 
bits, along with peaches and 
cottage cheese. If you are 
going to get the salad bar, 
you are better off ordering a 
hand-made specialty salad 



for only a small upgrade in 
price and a much better 
taste. 

As a new restaurant, it 
doesn't seem that the 
Backstreet Cafe has yet 
caught a popular buzz, as 
while in the hour that I was 
dining there was only one 
other person who came into 
the restaurant. She too 
ordered a salad and a sand- 
wich and seemed to enjoy 
her meal. 

I wouldn't recommend it 
as a place to bring a date or 
visiting parents and rela- 
tives, but as somebody who 
would like to enjoy a quick. 
appetizing, inexpensive 
meal, with some friends or 
alone, the Backstreet Cafe is 
the ideal place. 

For pick up and deliv- 
ery orders, call the cafe at 
814-226-5757. 




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Kandel warns students about the dangers of eating disorders Second Series is second to none 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

StciH Writer 

"I've been there, and I've 
done that." said Johanna 
Kandel founder and execu- 
tive director of the Alliance 
for Eating Disorders 
Awareness. "All the way 
from kids' .stores to Lane 
Hrvant." 

On Wednesday. April 2, 
Kandel shared her struggles 
with all forms of eating dis- 
orders. The presentation 
"Color Me Perfect: Eating 
Disorders and Positive Body 
Image" was presented to 
Clarion University students 
in conjunction with the cam- 
pus's Counseling Services 
and the Keeling Health 
Center. 



Kandel battled eating 
disorders for 10 years. 

"I would step on the 
scale five. 10, 20. 30 times a 
day," Kandel said. 

She went on to say that 
the number that appeared 
on the scale set the tone for 
her day. Kandel .said it was 
incredible that a .set of num- 
bers could make or break 
how she would feel. When 
she finally entered treat- 
ment, the fir.st thing her 
therapist did was smash her 
scale into pieces. 

"You just killed my best 
friend." said Kandel to the 
therapist. 

The therapist pulled 
four coils out the pile of 
rumble, and then pointed 
out to Kandel that she was 
judging everything from 



those four coils. 

Kandel went on to speak 
about the influence media 
has on the college student's 
body image. She asked the 
audience to say what they 
thought made the perfect 
person. The audience began 
to verbally shape up the 
ideal woman and man. 

"Thin; K)ng hair; tall," 
said the audience. "Tall, 
dark and handsome." 

Kandel showed the 
audience various pictures, 
pointing out that Marilyn 
Monroe was actually a size 
14. These days the typical 
model has less than 18 per- 
cent body fat, stands about 5 
feet 10 inches and weighs 
less than 120 pounds. 

Stars seen in advertise- 
ments and on television 



have a lot more assistance 
than the average person. 
Airbrushing can make any- 
one's skin !aok fantastic, 
according to Kandel. She 
explained to the audience 
that it takes six people and 
three hours to get talk show 
host Oprah ready. 

"There's so much editing 
that goes into pictures," said 
Kandel. "You have no idea." 

Infused with humor and 
audience participation. 
Kandel wrapped up the 
evening with her own story. 
At the age of four, she was 
determined to be a perfect 
ballerina. She danced her 
heart out, losing weight to 
get the parts she desired. 

By the time she was 17. 
Kandel had never menstru- 
ated. When the doctor told 



Kandel she may not be able 
to have children because of 
the ravaging vfWrt^ eating 
disorders had on ht-r body, 
she only had one thought. 

"(lood. I don't want to 
get fat anyway," she said. 

.Afti'i' the doctor told her 
that her right kidney was 
shutting down, her hone 
density was that of a 75 year 
old female and her heart 
l>eat was at half rate. 
Kandel was pulled from bal- 
let school. Hi'r parents felt 
that was what triggered her 
problems. 

"I gained all of my 
weight back in :\ months," 
said Kandel. "I ate food for 
comfort. I had nothing else 
to live for without ballet." 

Kandel then decided it 
was time to trv to love her- 



self .After completing her 
undergraduate work at the 
University of Central 
Florida in two and a half 
years, she went through an 
intensive eight month out- 
patit'nt treatment. 

In 2000. Kandel founded 
her organization to raise 
awareness and support for 
those suffering. Seventy- 
fivi' thousand students 
later. Kandel is still work- 
ing hard to get her message 
of hope out to those strug- 
gling. 

"I've already had my 
nine lives." said Kandel. "I 
wish I had more friends 
here with me to talk about 
their eating disorders, but 
they're not here anvmore." 



Jess Elser 



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Olympic torch rerouted through streets of San Fransisco 



Juliana Barbassa 

A? Exchonge 

SAN FRANCISCO (AP)- 
The Olympic torch played 
hide and seek with thou- 
sands of demonstrators and 
spectators crowding the 
city's waterfront Wednesday 
before being spirited away 
without even a formal good- 
bye on its symbolic stop in 
the United States. 

After its parade was 
rerouted and shortened to 
prevent disruptions by mas- 
sive crowds of anti-China 
protesters, the planned clos- 
ing ceremony at the water- 
front was canceled and 
moved to San Francisco 
International Airport. The 
flame was put directly on a 
plane and was not dis- 
played. 

The last-minute 

changes to the route and the 
site of the closing ceremony 
were made amid security 
concerns following chaotic 
protests in London and 
Paris of China's human 
rights record in Tibet and 
elsewhere, but they effec- 
tively prevented many spec- 
tators who wanted to see the 
flame from witnessing the 
historic moment. 

As it made its way 
through the streets of San 
Francisco, the tlame trav- 
eled in switchbacks and left 
the crowds confused and 
waiting for a parade that 
never arrived. Protesters 
also hurriedly changed 
plans and chased the rerout- 
ed flame. 

Mayor Gavin Newsom 
told The Associated Press 
that the well-choreographed 
switch of the site of the clos- 
ing ceremony was prompted 
by the size and behavior of 
the crowds massing outside 
AT&T Park. 

There was "a dispropor- 
tionate concentration of peo- 
ple in and around the .start 
of the relay," he said in a 
phone interview while trav- 
eling in a caravan that 
accompanied the torch. 

Less than an hour 
before the relay began, offi- 
cials cut the original six- 
mile route nearly in half. 

Then, at the opening 
ceremony, the first torch- 
bearer took the flame from a 
lantern brought to the stage 
and held it aloft before run- 
ning into a waterfront ware- 
house. A motorcycle e.scort 
departed, but the torchbear- 
er was nowhere in sight. 

Officials drove the 
Olympic torch about a mile 
inland and handed it off to 
two runners away from pro- 
testers and media, and they 
began jogging toward the 
Golden Gate Bridge, in the 
opposite direction of the 
crowds waiting for it. More 
confusion followed, with the 
torch convoy apparently 
stopped near the bridge 



before heading southward to 
the airport. 

As the llame traveled 
toward the airport, news 
dribbled through the crowds 
of more than 10.000 specta- 
tors and protesters gathered 
at the waterfront that the 
torch wasn't coming there. 

China's state-run 

Xinhua News Agency 
reported early Thursday 
that the San Franci.sco leg 
proceeded without major 
disruptions, although the 
route had been changed 
"due to threats by Tibetan 
separatists and their sup- 
porters to storm the relax." 
There were signs of ten- 
sion even before the torch 
relay began. Pi-o-Tibet and 



pro-China groups were 
given side-by-side permits 
to demonstrate, and repre- 
sentatives from both sides 
spilled from their sanc- 
tioned sites across a major 
street and shouted at each 
other nose to nose, with no 
visible police presence to 
separate them. 

At least one torchbearer 
decided to show her support 
for Tibetan independence 
during her moment in the 
spotlight. After being 
passed the Olympic flame, 
Majora Carter pulled out a 
small Tibetan flag that she 
had hidden in her shirt 
sleeve. 

"The Chinese security 
and cops were on me like 



white on rice, it was no 
joke," said Carter. 41. who 
runs a nonprofit organiza- 
tion in New York. "The\- 
pulled me out of the race, 
and then San Francisco 
police officers pushed me 
back into the crowd on the 
side of the street." 

Farther along the 
planned route, about 200 
Chinese college students 
mobbed a car carrying two 
people waving Tibetan flags 
in front of the city's Pier 39 
tourist destination. The .stu- 
dents, who arrived by bus 
from the University of 
California, Davis, banged 
drums and chanted "Go 
Olympics" in Chinese. 

"I'm proud to be Chinese 



and I'm outraged because 
there are so many people 
who are so ignorant they 
don't know Tibet is part of 
China." Yi Che said. "It was 
and is and will forever be 
part of China." 

The torch's 85.()0O-niile. 
2()-nati()n global journey is 
the longest in Olympic his- 
tory, and is meant to build 
excitement for the Beijing 
Games. But it has also been 
targeted by activists 
angered over China's 
human rights record. 

Hundreds of pro-China 
and pro-Tibet demonstra- 
tors blew whistles and 
waved flags as they faced off 
near the site of the I'elay's 
opening ceremony. Police 



struggled to keep the groups 
apart. At lea.st one protester 
was detained, and officers 
blocked public access to 
bridge leading to the cere- 
mony site across McCovey 
Cove from the ballpark. 

Peter Ueberroth, chair- 
man of the United States 
Olympic Committee, said 
the U.S. had struck the 
right balance between pre- 
serving freedom of speech 
for protestei's. providing an 
exhilai'ating experience for 
the torchbearers. and pre- 
venting a repeat of the 
chaotic demonstrations that 
accompanied the torch in 
London and Paris. 




Pregnancy and Parenting Resources Forum 



it sure doesn't feel like I have 



much of a choice. 



Clarion University 

April 16, 2008 

2:00 pm 

Carlson Libray, Level A 

Refreshments will be served 

Moderated by Joyce McCauley-Benner 

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Maybe you went to see 
the Clarion theater depart- 
ment's latest production of 
"The Who's Tommy, " or per- 
haps you were one of the 




Maddy Cline/ The Clarion Call 



Students perform in "Would you like butter with 
that:' 



many who saw "La Ronde" 
or "The Guys." You can 
always count on Clarion to 
bring you something new 
and exciting, or perhaps 
something old with a twist. 
The same is true for this 
year's second series produc- 
tions, performed on Friday 
April 4 and Sat\n-day April o 
at 8pm in Hart Chapel. 
Don't let the name fool you. 
These productions might 
have second in the name, 
but they are certainly not 
second rate. 

Second series produc- 
tions can be a variety of 
things. Perhaps they are a 



together, something a stu- 
dent wrote, or an old work 
that a student director 
wants to bring new life to. 
Show> arc submitted and 
then only a few make the 
cut and students begin pro- 
duction. The spring 2008 
second series show featured 
two inter- 
e s t i n g 
works, one 
called 
"Butch and 
Sundance" 
and the 
other 
"Butter on 
That." 

The 
first play 
"Butch and 
Sundance," 
was the 
work of 
Senior Joey 
Pe 1 1 i n e . 
P e t t i n e 
said, "First 
off. Butch 
and 
Sundance 
wasn't even 
the play I 
intended on 
originally 
submitting. 
I had first 
intended on 
something a little more 
grand and long but one day 
I was just sitting in class 
and the idea for this short, 
simple play hit me. Now I 
have all of these people 
telling me how good it was." 
The show featured 
Adam Huff as director, Joey 
Petti ne as Writer/Co- 
Director, Jesse Mcllvaine 
playing Butch, Nick 
Dittman as Sundance, Andy 
Roos as The Masked 
Avenger, Dominic DeAngelo 
as Victim, Jamie Richard as 
The Pizza Guy, and Gabe 
Proietti as General 
Understudv. Pettine was 



ance. "All in all, as 1 said, 
the show could not have 
been as good as it was with- 
out such a stellar cast. In 
the end I guess I am just 
glad to have so many people 
enjoy something that was 
basically the first play I 
have ever written in my 
life," Pettine said. 

The second play was 
another student written 
production called "Butter on 
That," which chronicled the 
life of movie theater employ- 
ees. The cast included Seth 
Robertson. Dominic 

DeAngelo, Michelle Hall, 
Rachel Bendal, Megan 
Campbell, Becky Carolan, 
Nick Dittman, James Long. 
Jamie Richard, Stacy Solak, 
Sarah Strothers, Susan 
Lemon and Michael 
Jaworski. Brian Maul wrote 
the piece, and Breanne 
Slocum was stage manager. 
Liz Hultz and Adurina Hill 
ran sound and lights. For 
Senior Laura Mcmillen this 
experience was somewhat 
new. "This is the first time 
I've ever been this closely 
involved. I've attended pre- 
vious performances of 
Second Series. It's a big 
change to be on the other 
end, not being an audience 
member." 

All those involved were 
excited and enthusiastic 
about the performances. 
Second Series definitely 
doesn't let you down. It is 
amazing to see what a group 
of dedicated students can do 
in such a short amount of 
time. If you missed out on 
this year's second series pro- 
ductions, make sure you 
keep an eye out for upcom- 
ing performances. If you are 
a writer, director, actor or 
actress, or anyone else 
interested in the theater, 
don't forget to get involved! 



Entertainment from a different view 



series of one-act plays stuck pleased with the perform- 

VIDEO GAME REVIEW 

Army of Two Is definitely renting materia 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Writer 

Game: Army of Two 
Publisher: Electronic Arts 
Rating: 3.5 / 5 

i|[n|lr!$r![j 

"Army of Two" is EA's 
take of a co-op. cover based 
shooter. A02 holds a lot of 
potential, but, as with many 
of EA's games, it feels like it 
could have been done better. 

I was excited about this 
game when I first read 
about it a year or two ago. 
After it was delayed, and I 
learned an Electronic Arts 
studio was developing it, I 
became slightly discour- 
aged. 

The story in A02 may 
seem a little offensive to 
some people. It entails the 
concept of the U.S. military 
being taken over by private 
military corporations, or 
mercenaries. 

The main characters, 
Salem and Rios, are two 
such soldiers of fortune. The 
story encompasses several 
years and shows the politi- 
cal arguments of bills meant 
to privatize the military. 

The part some people 
may be offended by is the 
depiction of 9/11 in the 
game. A cut-scene shows the 
towers being hit on a TV in 
the background while Salem 
is on the phone finding out 



it happened. The two sol- 
diers are then sent to the 
Middle East. 

I, personally, give EA 
kudos for putting a real 
world situation in a 
videogame, rather than 
playing it safe and using an 
alternate reality, or ignoring 
it all together. 

Army of Two, unfortu- 
nately, falls into the average 
category. The cover system 
works fairly well, although 
there are times you 
"unstick" from cover. The 
two biggest issues of this 
game are the shooting 
mechanics and the A.I. 

Holding in either the L 
trigger or R2 button aims 
the weapon. At this point, it 
is near impossible to follow 
a moving target because 
movement becomes so slow. 
Even if you do get the 
enemy in your crosshairs, 
the odds are you will miss 
them. 

There are several team 
based maneuvers through- 
out the game. Back-to-back 
is a mode where the two 
characters go, well, back to 
back, and have infinite 
ammo and health for a lim- 
ited time to shoot the sur- 
rounding enemies. Co-op 
parachuting is another fea- 
tured mode where one man 
steers and the other snipes. 

Finally, there is the ever 
too present step jump where 
one player lifts the other up 
to climb things. 

Perhaps the most defin- 
ing feature of the game is its 
aggro system. Aggro is how 
much the enemy is paying 
attention to you or your 
partner. If your partner has 



a lot of aggro, the enemies 
focus on him and you are 
virtually invisible. Gain 
enough aggro and you go 
into a super stealth or 
overkill mode. 

Be warned, the online 
multiplayer is currently full 
of bugs. IF you can connect 
to the game, it will more 
than hkely lag to the point 
of not even being able to 
play it. If not, "Army of Two" 
has caused a need for its 
creation, so mark it in your 
Scrabble dictionary. 

For being a big part of 
A02, the customization is 
somewhat hmited. Players 
are able to add onto their 
weapons and buy new ones. 
Weapons fall into three cat- 
egories^ Primary, 

Secondary, and Special. 
Primaries consist of shot- 
guns and rifles and allow 
you to add barrels and even 
shotguns as attachments. 

Every weapon can be 
"pimped" which is essential- 
ly a gold or platinum plating 
that boosts your aggro. 

A02 is a fun game. Both 
its themes and language 
gear it for adults, and it suc- 
ceeds in being a game worth 
playing. Plan to spend some 
time with a friend when you 
play and cross your fingers 
the online glitches will get 
fixed. 

If you aren't a big co-op 
fan, or are more into run- 
ning around shooting people 
than using tact, this is not 
the game for you. "Army of 
Two" is a solid rent, but it's 
average game play and 
short length make it hard to 
recommend buying. 



Joey Pettine 

Stcff Writer 

There is a lot of great 
media, movies, music, and 
even television, from all 
over the world that many 
Americans do not have the 
pleasure of enriching their 
lives with. 

The musicals of India, 
the cinematic masterpieces 
of France, and even the 
entertainment of England is 
mostly unknown to America 
not because it isn't readily 
available but because most 
Americans don't know that 
it exists. 

"Doctor Who," premiered on 
BBC November 23, 1963, 
the day after Kennedy's 
assassination, "Doctor Who" 
is the story of the Doctor, a 
903 year-old Time Lord who 
travels through time and 
space in a blue box seeming- 
ly no bigger than a phone 
booth, his TARDIS. 

For twenty-six seasons 
the Doctor and his compan- 
ions traveled across the uni- 
verse, saving entire planets 
and races from monsters, 
robots, aliens, humans and 
even dinosaurs. Then the 
inevitable happened. The 
actor who portrayed the 
Doctor was getting tired of 
playing the character. 

He decided to leave the 
show. The BBC, and the 
vehement fans of Doctor 
Who, were not yet ready to 
cancel the show though. So 
an idea so unbelievably 
cheesy yet at the same time 
brilliant was formulated. 
The writers of "Doctor Who" 
killed the Doctor, giving him 
a heroic and beautiful 



death, and for 
most shows that 
would be the end. 

Except the 
writers had a trick 
up their sleeve and 
audiences watched 
in awe as their 
Doctor was sur- 
rounded by a white 
light and regener- 
ated back to life. 
But it wasn't the 
same Doctor. They 
had come up with 
the ultimate loop- 
hole. 

The Doctor 
was a Time Lord, 
an advanced race of 
humanoid aliens, and while 
they could die like humans 
they could also regenerate 
when they died. This meant 
that if the Doctor was killed 
he would regenerate as a 
completely different per.son. 
For 26 years Doctor Who 
aired season after season 
until December 6. 1989 
when the inevitable hap- 
pened and "Doctor Who" 
was canceled. 

In 1996 a network movie 
premiered in hopes of 
relaunching the show. While 
it initially failed the movie 
lit a spark of hope in the 
fans and a flame of interest 
in the media. Finally, in 
2005, 16 years after being 
cancelled, celebrated writer 
and producer Russell T. 
Davies brought the Doctor, 
his TARDIS. and his adven- 
tures back to television. 
Now the show is on it's 10th 
Doctor, still traveling in his 
TARDIS, still fighting the 
evils of the Daleks, the 
Cybermen, the Master, and 
still saving the world. 




"Doctor Who" is a show 
worth watching. .\ program 
written so well it can hv 
geared toward childi'i'n .-mii 
loved by adults nliki'. The 
acting, the stories, evcix 
thing makes "Doctoi' Wlni ,i 
must see. 

I give "Doctoi' Who. no 
matter what reason oi- 
Doctor, five stai's oiilx 
because I'm not allowrd to 
give it anymore. 

Unfortunately tof us 
who live in .Anu'vica. tho 
BBC is a channt'l not 
offered. F'or those who wish 
to watch "Doctor Who" \()U 
can catch the 29th si^ason 
on BBC America Saturday's 
at 6 and 7 p.m. oryuu i an pi 
online and find the ci)i.--oiles. 

More than anything 1 
hope those of you that read 
this find an inti'ii'>t An 
interest to enrich vouimIv i— 
with the media of anoihi'i 
culture, an interest to tool 
young again ami ,l;ii on 
adventures through spac *■ 
and time, and the iiitcroi to 
watch "Doctor Who." 



Food review 

if ■ i 

Backstreet Cafe is relaxed and reasonable 



Alexandria Wilson 

Staff Writer 

In the world of inexpen- 
sive casual dining, "The 
Backstreet Cafe," located 
behind Clarion's Post Office, 
brings a new perspective to 
casual. The Cafe is very 
laid-back and informal, 
located on Dietz Place in a 
building with other offices. 
It offers a place to sit in to 
dine, delivery services, as 
well as call in and take out 
at the counter. 

The small venue is an 
easy place to find and a 
decent price range for stu- 
dents in the Clarion area 
who have a small budget to 
spend on dining. While the 
menu is limited to mainly 
lunch-time food, consisting 
of an array of various soups, 
sandwiches, and salads, the 
food is all hand prepared 
and is reminiscent of some- 
thing that Mom would 
make. Prices are very inex- 
pensive, and you could easi- 
ly order a full meal for 
under $6. 

The laid-back atmos- 
phere of the dining area is 
small, with a few fold-out 
tables and chairs, a table 
with condiments and a 
small salad bar. The tunes 
of a local Clarion radio sta- 
tion were playing softly in 
the corner of the room 
underneath the condiment 
table, which was a nice 
addition to the otherwise 
quiet dining area. 

While you are dining, 
there is no need to worry 
about being bothered. While 
all the employees seem 
especially friendly and per- 
sonable, you will hardly see 
them. My advice would be to 
ask for anything extra that 
you might need during the 
course of your meal when 
they first drop off your food. 

The presentation of the 



food is very much like a 
cafeteria rather than a high- 
er end cafe. The meal will 
arrive at your table on red 
plastic lunch trays, and the 
food will be offered in 
Styrofoam bowls and paper 
plates with plastic eating 
utensils. The food itself is 
tasty; if you are a salad 
lover, might I recommend 
the Chef Salad. Only if you 
like ranch. Italian, or 
French dressing, as tho.se 
were the only options given. 
In the salad, as well as the 
turkey wrap, all of the 
ingredients had a fresh and 
crisp taste to them. 

The salad bar is just 
that, a bar with vegetables 
that you would typically 
find on a salad: lettuce, 
tomatoes, cucumbers, bacon 
bits, along with peaches and 
cottage cheese. If you are 
going to get the salad bar, 
you are better off ordering a 
hand-made specialty salad 



for only a small upgiado ni 
price and a much hrttci' 
taste. 

As a new restaui'ant. i! 
doesn't seem that tho 
Backstreet Cafe ha- \(t 
caught a populai' hu//. as 
while in the hour that I was 
dining there was (ini\ onf 
other person who canu' into 
the restaurant. Sho loo 
ordered a salad anil a sanij- 
wich and seemed to i!ijo\ 
her meal. 

I wouldn't recomnuMul it 
as a place to bring a date or 
visiting parents and ichr 
tives, but as somohodx- who 
would like to enjoy a (|uici-;. 
appetizing, inexpcnsixo 
meal, with some friends or 
alone, the Backstreet CatV' is 
the ideal place. 

For pick up and dilu- 
ery orders, call the calc ,it 
814-226-5757. 




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April 10, 2008 9 



CUP hosts benefit concert for "Invisible" charity 



George Bosiljevac 

StoH Writer 

On Friday. April 4. 
Clarion University hosted a 
benefit concert in 
Gemmell's multi-purpose 
room. It was a great 
turnout for the charity for 
Invisible Children, which 
helps young children from 
Uganda who have uncer- 
tain futures. 

The charity started as a 
result of war violence in 
Uganda, Africa. Many of 
the women and children 
were forced from their 
homes and moved to shel- 
tered communities without 
any food or water. 

After the violence start- 
ed to get out of hand, many 
knew something had to 
change. The call for peace 
was not too far in the dis- 
tance, that's when Invisible 
Children came to the res- 
cue in Uganda. The result 
of the war was starting to 
affect the woman and chil- 
dren in the community. The 



charity has given hope to 
these people and formed a 
relationship through the 
Bracelet campaign, which 
sends out hand made 
bracelets made by these 
war-affected children. They 
are sent out to people all 
over the world with a DVD 
inside giving you informa- 
tion about the child who 
made your bracelet and 
how war violence has 
affected their lives. 

The mission statement 
for invisible children sums 
up what their ultimate goal 
is for these children: 
Invisible children improve 
the quality of life for war- 
affected children by provid- 
ing access to quality educa- 
tion enhanced learning 
environments and innova- 
tive economic opportunities 
for the community. When I 
researched this website I 
was moved, I think it's 
great what this charity is 
trying to do. 

Some of the other goals 
they are trying to reach 
include; more education 



scholarship programs, 
mentors for children that 
provide guidance and help 
them with the academics, 
and rebuilding schools for 
great education opportuni- 
ties. 

So now you know the 
background of this benefit, 
lets talk about the actual 
concert. The admission cost 
was $3 dollars and went to 
Invisible Children Fund. 

Five bands came out to 
perform , the first band was 
Shady Ave, followed by 
Hisdayhascome, Skeksis, 
The Marching Order, and 
lastly Trees. All bands were 
from the Clarion or sur- 
rounding area and were 
excited to come out and 
play for the important 
cause. 

The bands all put on a 
great performance for the 
crowd, and overall it was a 
great turnout. This was a 
great charity to advocate 
and Clarion University did 
a great job for letting local 
bands come to Gemmell 
and play for a great cause. 



Show Choir performs Broadway's "Hairspray" 



MUSIC REVIEW 

Pretty. Odd is pretty impressive 




(wHRis Campbell 

Staff Writer 

Album: "Pretty. Odd." 
Artist: Panic at the Disco 
Label: Decaydance 
Rating: 3.5/5 

"Oh how it's been so 
long, we're so sorry we've 
been gone. We were busy 
writing songs for you. You 
don't have to worry 'cuz 
we're still the same band". 

Those are the first 
words uttered by Panic At 
The Disco's Brendon Urie on 
the opening track of his 
band's second album, Pretty. 
Odd. 

If you're looking for 
hyperactive vocals paced by 
synths, Pretty. Odd is not 
the album you'll want to 
play, because it seems that 
the Las Vegas quartet have 
the fever known as the 
dance-rock trend. 

Instead, guitarist/lyri- 
cist Ryan Ross, vocalist 
Brandon Urie, bassist Jon 
Walker, and drummer 
Spencer Smith spent spare 
time going to garage sales 
and scrounging for as many 
Beatles and Beach Boys 
records they could find and 
reinvented their writing 
style. 

"We're So Starving" ■ 
1^22 ■ I'm not a big fan of 
introductions, but this is a 
very interesting take. 
Instantly fans are able to 
see that P!ATD has shed its 
"emo skin" and is venturing 
out into new waters. 

"Nine In The Afternoon" 
■ 3:12 • The band's first sin- 
gle, quite obviously a song 
heavily influenced by Sgt 
Peppers Lonely Hearts Club 
Band. A big leap for a band 
that was previously viewed 
as a pop band. 

"She's A Handsome 
Woman" -3:12 - Not as off 
the wall as the 
title suggests. 
The guitar riff 
is a nice 
touch, 
but the 
real 
pleas- 



ant part of this song is the 
vocals. Lead singer Brandon 
Urieas heard on the bands 
first album. 

"Do You Know What I'm 
Seeing" - 4^15 - Possibly one 
of the most interesting 
songs on this disc in that it 
is almost the total opposite 
of anything from the first 
album. The slow strumming 
of an acoustic guitar compli- 
mented with burst of a har- 
monica, this song is so ele- 
gant and simple. It's amaz- 
ing. 

"That Green 

Gentleman" (Things Have 
Changed) -3:15- it features 
a nice distorted guitar and 
an uplifting message that 
seems to promote embrac- 
ing change and making it 
work for the better. 

"I Have Friends In Holy 
Spaces" - 1:56 - One of the 
more awkward songs on the 
disc, I'm not sure what the- 
point of this song is, and I 
doubt it was entertainment. 

"Northern Downpour" • 
4:08 - A very simple ballad 
featuring both guitarist 
Ryan Ross's and Urie's 
vocals. While this song 
works as is, I think I would 
have been better suited to 
have a female singing with 
Urie. 

"When The Day Met 
The Night" - 4:54 - My 
favorite song on the disc. 
Normally I don't go for the 
love songs, but written with 
the Sun and the Moon the 
individuals falling in love 
it's a magical story that I 
enjoy listening to over and 
over again. 

"Pas De Cheval" -2:40 - 
Listen to "Get Back" and 
"Magical Mystery Tour" by 
The Beatles and try to deny 
the influences on this track. 

"The Piano Knows 
Something I Don't Know" ■ 
3:44 - With the slow "intro" 
to the large build up with 
the bells chiming in the 
background, this is one of 
the most unique songs fea- 
tured on this album. 

Behind The Sea - 3:34 - 
On this track we meet up 
with Ross on 



this time he handles it on 
his own. A risky move, but I 
think it played out well as 
Ross makes the vocal 
change a welcomed one. 

"Folkin' Around"- i:56 - 
This country inspired, fiddle 
heavy track is very interest- 
ing. Personally, I'm not a 
fan of country, so this track 
didn't really excite me in 
any way. However, I must 
admit that were if it not for 
my biased opinion towards 
country music I would must 
definitely enjoy this song. 

"She Had The World" - 
3:47 ■ The classical ball type 
music is extremely eccen- 
tric. This song can be best 
described as pompous, yet 
at the same time it seems as 
though Urie is taking a step 
back and laughing at him- 
self. 

"From A Mountain In 
The Middle Of The Cabins" - 
3:02 - To say this song is 
horn-heavy is an under- 
statement. After you listen 
to the entire track you get 
the feeling this was an 
attempt at a homage to 
"Being For The Benefit Of 
Mr. Kite" 

"Mad As Rabbits" - 3:43 
-This song sort of gives me 
an idea of what it would feel 
like to use "Flower Power", 
so I guess that makes this 
track very groovy man. 

The band has traded in 
shotgun weddings for koo 
koo ca-choo's; the battle for 
emo was won by Sgt. 
Pepper. 

P!ATD could of taken it 
easy and just make a carbon 
copy of their last disc and 
been greeted with the same 
success. The band took a 
risk and paid homage to the 
greatest bands, copying and 
at times over doing what 
these bands did best. 

In doing so Panic! found 
success again; the fact that 
it makes the Beatles and 
the Beach Boys relevant to 
the Myspace generation. 

So go out and get a copy 
of this CD, especially if your 
a P!ATD fan. Their new 
style adds to their old to 
make a completely new 
sound thats worth giving 
a try. 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Wiiter 

"Welcome to the six- 
ties..." elation University 
Show Choir brought back 
the hits from the 50's and 
60's and a little medley of 
songs from the hit musical 
and the recently released hit 
movie "Hairspray." 

The show, directed by 
Bethany Ellgass, who also 
starred in it, opened with 
hits from the 50's and 60's 
like At the Hop' and 'Blue 
Suede Shoes.' Nine stu- 
dents (Jeff Allen, Kimberly 
Mogush, Bethany Ellgass, 
Jordan Cyphert, Lauren 
Sarazen, who was also the 
assistant director, Victor 
Aponte, Lindsay Pingor, 
Ryan Jackson, and Esteban 
Brown) performed and 
danced to the songs. The 
seamless choreography was 
well executed and well suit- 
ed to the decades they were 
representing. Each dance 
formation flowed freely into 
the next. 

Their costumes were 
designed to the T from the 
big hair to the "nerd" with 
the taped glasses. The cos- 
tume designers, Julie 
Findlan Powell and Faith 
Suto did a wonderful job. 

Following a brief break 
to clear risers from the 
stage, the next part of the 
show featured the music 
from "Hairspray." Solos 
were featured in songs such 
as "Good Morning 
Baltimore," "It Takes 
Two,"and "You Can't Stop 
the Beat," to name a few. 
The performances made you 
just want to get up and 
dance or at least sing along. 

There was a costume 
change before the 




Maddy Cline/ The Clarion Call 
Cast members of the Clarion University Show Choir performing 
in "Hairspray" on Tuesday April 8. 



"Hairspray" number. The 
infamous big hairstyles 
worn by the main character 
in the musical was por- 
trayed by the wigs worn by 
the performers. The wigs 
were provided by Esteban 
Brown, who also appeared 
in the show. 

In two different solos, 
the performers came down 
from the stage into the audi- 
ence. The soloist for "Good 
Morning Baltimore" per- 
formed on the floor in the 
front row for a portion of the 
song. One of the guys 
singing a solo part in "It 
Takes Two" serenaded an 
audience member in the 
front row stage left. This 
was a nice touch to involve 
the audience. 

During the last number 
of the show the performers 
moved throughout the audi- 
ence. There was a 
respectable amount of peo- 
ple who came out to enjoy 
the show. The show was 
short and sweet, only last- 
ing approximately 35 min- 



utes. 

The dancing and music 
were phenomenal. The 
dancing was precisely per- 
formed and fun to watch. 
The pit band was sensation- 
al, but the music was so 
loud it overpowered the 
singing. It was a strain to 
hear and understand the 
singers when they sang or 
spoke. However, towards 
the end of the show, the 
sound quality from the 
microphones was a little 
better. 

The show was complete- 
ly entertaining. I was quite 
impressed with the choreog- 
raphy. It is apparent the 
performers put a lot of time 
and dedication into their 
performances. I am sure 
they put a lot of time and 
dedication into their singing 
as well, but the audience 
could not hear it. Had I 
been able to understand 
what they were singing I 
probably would have 
enjoyed the show much 
more. 




Lohan*s bodyguard sues for unpaid wages 

A Los Angeles bodyguard is seeking more than $55,000 in unpaid wages. 
Associated Press tells reports David Kim filed a lawsuit on Monday against the 
popular actress Lindsay Lohan and her company. Kim claimed that he was victim 
of a breached contract and a violation of four California labor codes. Kim told the 
Associated Press his duties were to protect Lohan from the paparazzi, accompany- 
ing her to events, and last but not least, fetching her VIP tables. 



Neil Diamond to perform at Fenway Park 

Neil Diamond will perform in concert this summer at Fenway Park. The singer 
made the announcement in a big-screen broadcast at the Boston Red Sox home 
opener Tuesday, during the traditional eighth-inning sing-along of his "Sweet 
Caroline," which has become an anthem for Boston fans. The Red Sox unveiled a 
new scoreboard video of Diamond in a Red Sox jacket singing his 1969 hit. Red Sox 
owner Tom Werner also appeared in the video. The Aug. 23 concert will be part of 
Diamond's upcoming world tour. 



Eminem's mother gets sued 

Eminem's mother has been sued by a man who alleges he helped her with a 
book about the Detroit rapper but was cut out of the profits. Neal Alpert claims 'In 
an Oakland County Circuit Court lawsuit filed Monday that Debbie Nelson devel- 
oped the book while she was under contract with him. The lawsuit alleges they 
entered into a contract in 2005 in which he would be her agent and receive 25 per- 
cent of the gross profits. 



Information courtesy of the Associated Press 






Father deems the "Crocodile Hunter" troubled 




Associated Press 

Late "Crocodile Hunter" 
Steve Irwin concealed pain 
and suffering behind his 
enthusiastic public persona, 
his father said in an inter- 
view broadcast Monday. 

In the Australian 
Broadcasting Corp. inter- 
view, Bob Irwin, 68, said 
audiences failed to realize 
how much pain his khaki- 
clad son masked during his 
public performances. 

He gave no details of the 
reasons for his son's private 
suffering. 

"People don't realize 
just how much he gave of 



himself," his father said. 
"He was always very good in 
front of the media, and a lot 
of the pain and the suffering 
didn't show through." 

Last month. Bob Irwin 
left Australia Zoo, which he 
founded 36 years ago in 
Australia's northeastern 
Queensland state, amid 
rumors that he had fallen 
out with his son's American 
widow, Terri. 

He did little to squash 
those rumors, saying that 
he was leaving the family 
run zoo because he had 
become a "disruptive influ- 
ence." He said "the problem 
I had was that the manage- 
ment and I didn't agree on 



certain aspects of AustraHa 
Zoo after Steve's passing." 

Zoo director Wes 
Mannion, a close friend of 
Steve Irwin, said "it's not a 
rift." 

"Bob has decided to go 
his different way," Mannion 
told ABC. 

Steve Irwin is buried at 
a secret location on the 
property. 

Terri Irwin has tried to 
dampen speculation that 
her father-in-law left 
because he disagreed with 
way his son's legacy was 
being handled. 

Bob Irwin could not be 
immediately contacted for 
comment on Mondav. 






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Ifs time to schedule classes for Fall 2008! 

What was the best or worst class you've ever taken 

at Clarion University? 








Breanna Jack 

Freshman 

Mass Media Arts and 
Journalism 

*The best was intro- 
duction to mass 
media." 



Amanda Kunz 

Sophomore 



English 



"The worst was earth 
science." 



Andy Yosk 



Junior 



Elementary Education 

"Children's literature 
is my best class." 



Marianne Fletcher 

Freshman 

Early Childhood/ 
Special Education 

"World geography was 
my worst, and intro- 
duction to education 
was my best," 



Tiffany Guiuory 

Senior 

Psychology and 
Business Administration 

"My worst was 
financial management 
and my best class was 
legal environment." 



10 April 10,2008 



Sports 



The Clarion Call 



Baseball drops home opener to Shippensburg 



Tom Shea 

Stoff Writer 

CLARION, Pa.. April 6 - 
The Golden Eagle baseball 
team dropped their first two 
home games of the season in 
a doubleheader against 
Shippensburg on Saturday. 

In game one Clarion 
was behind 4-0 going into 
the bottom of the first 
inning and Shippensburg 
never surrendered the lead 
by finishing off the Golden 
Eagles 13-5. Matt Rossi led 
the way for Clarion offen- 
sively going 3-3 while Adam 
Foltz and Jason Krimsky 
each had two hits. Robert 
Pollum pitched five innings 
for the Golden Eagles giving 
up seven runs (six earned) 
on 12 hits. 

In game two Clarion 
again fell short unable to 
muster any offense in an 8- 1 
loss to the Raiders. The 
Golden Eagle offense only 
produced five hits, two of 
which came off the bat of 
senior shortstop and team 
captain Doug Brown. John 
Hynes threw six innings for 
the Golden Eagles giving up 
eight runs only four of 
which were earned on eight 
hits. Clarion had also lost 
both of their games at 
Shippensburg on April 4. 

On Monday, April 7 the 
Golden Eagles traveled to 
Mansfield for another dou- 
bleheader. In game one 
Clarion fell to Mansfield 6-5. 




National 
Sports Scores 



Lenore Watson/7he Clarion Call 

A Golden Eagles' baserunner leads off during their horr)e-opening doubleheader to Shippensburg. 
Clarion lost the first game 13-5 and fell in the second game 8-1. They will next be in action when 
they host California on Friday April 11. 



The Golden Eagles were 
leading 5-4 going into the 
bottom of the seventh 
inning but they were unable 
to hang on as Mansfield 
scored the final two runs for 
the win. Andrew Petruska 
led the way for Clarion 
offensively going two for 
three with two RBI's coming 
off a home run. Nate 
Semovoski threw six inn- 
ings for Clarion giving up 
six earned runs on 11 hits. 



In game two the Golden 
Eagles went through four 
pitchers but were unable to 
get the job done as they fell 
again to Mansfield 14-6. 
Nick LaManna notched the 
most innings pitched for a 
Golden Eagle pitcher with 2 
1/3. LaManna gave up eight 
runs (six earned) on seven 
hits. Clarion was unable to 
match the offensive output 
of Mansfield generating 
only eight hits to 



Mansfield's 16. Jordan 
Premick and Doug Brown 
each had two hits for 
Clarion. 

The Golden Eagles will 
be in action again on 
Wednesday, April 9 to take 
on Allegheny College at 3:30 
p.m. at Memorial Stadium. 
Clarion will travel to Cal for 
a double header against the 
Vulcans on Friday April 11. 



College 
Basketball 

Kansas (1) vs. 
Memphis (1): 75-68 
OT 

NHL 

Ottawa vs. 
Pittsburgh: 0-4 

New York Rangers 
vs. New Jersey: 4-1 

MLB 

Cleveland vs. LA 
Angels: 5-9 

LA Dodgers vs. 
Arizona: 3-4 

Philadelphia vs. 
New York Mets: 2-8 

Seattle vs. Tampa 
Bay: 7-1 



Florida vs. 
Washington: 10-4 

NBA 

Seattle vs. 
Dallas: 83-99 

Los Angeles Lakers 
vs. Portland: 103-112 

New Jersey vs. 
Cleveland: 83-104 

Chicago vs. 
Orlando: 83- 115 

Detroit vs. 
Philadelphia: 94-101 

Boston vs. 
Washington: 95-109 

Milwaukee vs. 
Toronto: 93-111 



Tennis defeats lUP 5-0 



Softball loses doubleheader at home to Lock Haven 



Andy Marsh 

Stcitf Wiitei' 

CLARION, Pa., April 7 - 
The Clarion softball team 
played their first home dou- 
bleheader of the season on 
Monday, but couldn't open 
on a good note. 

The Golden Eagles (2- 
15, 0-8 PSAC-West) were 
routed by national power 
Lock Haven (27-5, 8-0 
PSAC-West) 10-0 in the first 
game and 20-0 in the second 
game. 



In the first game. Lock 
Haven pitcher Kristin Erb 
no-hit the Golden Eagles 
and only allowed three run- 
ners to reach base. 

Freshman centerfielder 
Carlie Cook reached base 
twice by getting hit by a 
pitch and a fielding error 
while sophomore catcher 
Marissa Myers reached base 
on a fielder's choice. Junior 
pitcher Valerie Rankin 
threw five innings, surren- 
dering 10 hits and six 
earned runs to take the loss. 



In the second game. 
Lock Haven pounded 
Clarion's pitching by slam- 
ming 24 base hits. Clarion 
only managed two hits, a 
double by Cook and a single 
by freshman third baseman 
Nicole Lollo. Junior Lindsay 
Vevers took the loss on the 
mound, surrendering 11 
hits and five earned runs in 
three and a third innings of 
work. 

Head coach Nancy 
Smoose feels like LHU lived 
up to their national billing 



against her team. "Lock 
Haven is the #4 ranked 
Division II team in the 
nation and they played like 
it last night. It didn't mat- 
ter what our pitchers threw, 
they hit it. Their strong hit- 
ting combined with Kristen 
Erb's pitching was too much 
for us." 

The Golden Eagles 
return to action tomorrow 
when they will host 
Edinboro. 



So much talk about a major sweep, but a tough test awaits 



Doug Ferguson 

Associated Press 

AUGUSTA, Ga., (AP) - 
Seven players stood on the 
first tee in the morning chill 
of Augusta National on 
Tuesday, a half-dozen more 
waiting on the practice 
green behind them. They 
had about 10 minutes to kill 
before the course opened for 
practice at 8 a.m. 

The quiet was shattered 
by the crack of Tiger Woods 
hitting his 3-wood off the 
10th tee. 

Woods is a four-time 
Masters champion, the fav- 
orite just about every year 
and everywhere he plays. 
Part of that is a product of 
being the No. 1 player in the 
world for the better part of a 
decade. Part of it comes 
from having won eight of his 
last 10 tournaments. 

And then there was that 
declaration this year that 
the calendar Grand Slam 
was "easily within reason." 
"I'd like to bet against 
him, like the whole field 
here this week," Ernie Els 
said Tuesday. "But it's defi- 
nitely in his reach. He's def- 
initely capable. I don't think 
we've seen a player like him 
ever. He's really one of a 
kmd. and that's saying a 
lot." 

There. have been 
favorites at Augusta for 
every generation, but it"s 
hard to imagine anyone 
being listed as even-money 
by the bookies, preposterous 
odds for golf. 

Woods didn't do much 



on Tuesday, playing only 
the back nine before calling 
it a day. He will forgo the 
Par 3 Tournament on 
Wednesday as he has done 
the last couple of years, say- 
ing it has become too much 
of a distraction before teeing 
off in the Masters. 

He has spoken openly 
about his odds of winning 
the Grand Slam, even before 
his first tournament of the 
year, and he was asked if 
anything has happened in 
the last three months to 
change his outlook. 

"No," Woods said, wait- 
ing for the snickers to fade 
before explaining. 

"You have to under- 
stand why I said that," 
Woods said. "Because I've 
done it before. I've won all 
four in a row. The majority 
of my career, I think this is 
my 12th or 13th season out 
here, nine of those years, 
I've won five or more tour- 
naments. So (I've) just got to 
win the right four. That's 
what it boils down to." 

Woods is the only pro- 
fessional to hold all four 
majors at the same time, 
sweeping them in a span of 
294 days from the 2000 U.S. 
Open at Pebble Beach to the 
2001 Masters. 

And he showed up at 
Augusta last year going for 
his third straight major. 

But the modern Grand 
Slam that Arnold Palmer 
created on his way to the 
1960 British Open means 
doing it in a calendar year. 
Except for 1971, when the 
PGA Championship was 



held in February in south 
Florida, that means it starts 
with the Masters. 

If he doesn't win this 
Masters, the slam is over. 

"This major is so impor- 
tant to all of us," he said. 
"It's a special event. You 
always want to win this 
event. I've been lucky 
enough to have won it four 
times. But in order to win 
all on the calendar, you 
have to win here, yeah. 
Hopefully, I can get it done 
this year and move on." 

Woods got halfway to 
the slam in 2002, winning 
the Masters and U.S. Open 
and contending at the 
British Open until ferocious 
wind off the North Sea sent 
him to an 81 in the third 
round at Muirfield. 

Palmer (1960) and Jack 
Nicklaus (1972) are the only 
other players to get that far. 
That was all Nicklaus 
thought about at the start of 
each year, and it reached a 
point in the late 1960s that 
if he didn't win the Masters, 
it took him awhile to realize 
the rest of the year was not 
shot. 

"I don't remember what 
year it was that I kicked 
myself in the rear end, 
because I sort of wasted a 
couple of other majors," 
Nicklaus said. "I didn't win 
the Masters, and I didn't 
prepare properly for the oth- 
ers. And I went in and said, 
'That's a bad attitude. 
That's kind of an unrealistic 
way to approach what you're 
doing."' 

"I realized if you didn't 



win, you do the best you can 
and win as much as you 
can." 

"We've been talking 
about it — or you've been 
talking about it — for four 
months," British Open 
champion Padraig 

Harrington said. "We've got- 
ten used to it. It shows that 
it's been a long time since a 
player has been capable of 
winning a Grand Slam. I 
think you have to go back to 
Nicklaus and Hogan and the 
greats back then to think of 
somebody who is going to 
win all four in one year." 

No one will give Woods 
anything, least of all the golf 
course. 

Zach Johnson sure did- 
n't wilt last year when he 
held off Woods on the back 
nine for a two-shot victory. 

"Ignorance and bliss," 
Johnson said. 

Phil Mickelson is not 
one to back down. Lefty 
went toe-to-toe with Woods 
in the final round outside 
Boston last year and beat 
him, the only tournament 
Woods didn't win in eight 
months. 

Mickelson almost had 
reason to consider his odds 
of a Grand Slam after win- 
ning the Masters in 2006 
and taking a one-shot lead 
into the final hole of the 
U.S. Open at Winged Foot, 
only to make double bogey. 
"I don't think it's an 
impossible feat." he said. "I 
just think it's going to be a 
tough one." 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 4 - 
The Golden Eagles women's 
tennis team opened PSAC- 
West play on Friday with a 
5-0 win over lUP. 

"We are happy to have 
won a conference match," 
head coach Lori Sabatose 
said after the victory. 

Sabatose said that the 
team felt good going into the 
match because they have 
been playing well. "Every- 
one played well, it was a 
team effort," said Sabatose. 

Corin and Devin Rom- 
bach won their doubles 
match with an 8-6 score, 
while Lisa Baumgartner 
and Kassie Leuschel won 
their match 8-0. Brittany 
Bovalino and Greta Shep- 
ardson also won by an .8-0 
score. 

In singles both Corin 
Rombach and Baumgartner 



won their matches by 8-0 
scores as well. 

The weather had an 
effect on the rest of the 
match, "We had our first 
ever indoor match at the 
Student Recreation Center," 
said Coach Sabatose. 

Because of the rain the 
remainder of the singles 
matches were canceled. 

"We had to stay very 
flexible because the courts 
were wet at the beginning of 
the day. We tried to dry tha 
courts and then the lUP 
coach agreed to play us 
inside with a modified for- 
mat and first to five," said 
Sabatose. 

After the victory in 
Friday's match, Clarion's 
record is 6-6, and 1-0 in the 
PSAC-West. 

The Golden Eagles will 
host Shippensburg on 
Saturday, April 12 at 3:30 
p.m. 



Track finishes third at SRU 



Denise Simens 

Staff Writer 

SLIPPERY ROCK, Pa., 
April 5 - The Clarion 
Golden Eagles finished 
third this past weekend at 
the PSAC West Challenge 
at Slippery Rock University. 

The team was led by 
senior Erin Richard, who 
won the 3k with a time of 
10:10.35 and earned a PSAC 
and NCAA Division II qual- 
ifying time. 

Other top finishers for 
Clarion was Molly Smathers 
who won the steeplechase 
with a 12:09.63, and 
Chinonyelum Nwokedi, who 
finished second in both the 
long jump and shot put. 
Diane Kress jumped 36 feet 
six inches to a second place 
finish, while teammate 



Caitlin Palko ran to second 
in the 5k with a time of 
19:26.25. 

Third place finishers 
include Ann Stinson in the 
javelin and newly PSAC 
qualified Kate Ehrensb- 
erger in the 800 with a time 
of 2:22.75. 

"This was our best team 
performance that we have 
had all year," said coach 
Jayson Resch. "Everyone 
really came together and did 
their best in each of their 
events resulting in a solid 
third place finish for the 
team. I have very excited 
about our outdoor season 
and we are off to a great 
start this season." 

The team returns to 
action this weekend at 
Bucknell University in 
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Former Clarion grad coaches Memphis to NCAA title game 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

rURION, Pa., April 9 - 
John Calipari coached the 
Memphis Tigers to their 
first NCAA Final Four 



appearance since 1985, a 
trip that ended with 
Monday night's overtime 
loss, 75-68, to Kansas. 

Calipari, a Moon 



degree in Marketing. 
Calipari transferred from 
North Carolina-Wilmington 
and then spent two years as 
the Golden Eagles' point 



Township native, graduated guard and was the starter 
from Clarion in 1982 with a during his senior year. 




Photo Courtesy of Sports Information, Rich Herman 

Calipari is pictured in the Golden Eagles team photo. Calipari is in the second row far left (#21). 
During his two years here Calipari scored 202 points and added 192 assists in just 46 games. 



In his first season as 
point guard at Clarion, 
Calipari played in 19 games, 
scored 58 points, with 49 
assists, while adding 18 
boards and 17 steals. That 
season the Golden Eagles 
finished 23-6 and won the 
PSAC-West with an 8-2 
record. They beat 
Monmouth in the playoffs 
before falling to Cal- Poly in 
the East Regional Finals. 

He was then named the 
starter for his senior season 
and in 27 games he had 144 
points, 143 assists and 34 
steals. Clarion started 
Calipari's senior campaign 
with a 7-0 start and the 
team was ranked as high as 
third in the nation in DII. 
The team finished 16- 11 and 
missed the playoffs. 

Calipari had a season of 
eligibility left at Clarion 
after graduating in 1982 but 
opted to head to the 
University of Kansas to take 
a graduate assistant spot 
under Larry Brown. He 
spent three years at Kansas 
before coming to the 
University of Pittsburgh to 
take an assistant coaching 
position which he held for 
three years. 



Calipari left Pitt to be 
named head coach at the 
LIniversity of Massachusetts 
in 1988. In 1996, his final 
season at UMass, CaUpari 
took the school to its first 
ever Final Four appearance. 
UMass lost to eventual 
champion Kentucky 81-74, 

Next Calipari took the 
head coaching position for 
the NBA's New Jersey Nets 
which he held for three 
years before being named 
the head coach at Memphis. 

Memphis' trip to the 
Final Four was the third in 
school history and their sec- 
ond trip to the NCAA 
National Championship 
Game, both of which they 
lost. Memphis held a nine 
point lead in the game ver- 
sus Kansas on Monday 
night with 2:12 remaining 
but poor free-throw shooting 
and a game-tying three- 
pointer with 2.1 seconds 
remaining by Mario 
Chalmers sent the game to 
overtime. 

Kansas then outscored 
the Tigers 12-5 in the extra 
frame, to win the Jayhawks' 
third title in school history. 

Despite the loss in the 
championship game 




John Calipari 

Memphis set an all-time 
NCAA record for most wins 
in a single season with 38 
breaking the previous mark 
of 37 by five teams: Duke in 
85-86 and 98-99, UNLV in 
86-87, Illinois in 04-05 and 
this years' Kansas team. 

Winning that many 
games in one season has 
proved unlucky as this 
years' Kansas team was the 
first of those 37 victory team 
to win the National 
Championship. 

Calipari has a 411-135 
record in his first 16 seasons 
as a collegiate head coach. 



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CLUB SPORT CORNER 

In-Line Hoclcey Club - 

After beating CMU 7-3 in the first round. 
Clarion took on RMU for a chance to move on 
to the final four. Matt Allison started the 
scoring with a shot off of Ryan Peterson's skate 
and into the net just 1:10 into the contest The 
#2 seed Colonials answered with 3 straight goals 
giving them a 3-1 lead. A power play was 
capitalized on by Jake Bischof and was quickly 
followed by a Matt Allison slapper to tie the 
score at 3 to end the first period. Defenses 
tightened up in the second period killing many 
penalties to keep the score 3-3 heading into the 
third. Bischof scored again on a power play 
early in the third and once again Allison followed 
with a goal giving Clarion a 5-3. The lead held 
for the next 12 minutes and widi only two 
remaining in the game it seemed as though the 
Golden Eagles were poised to pull off the biggest 
upset in WPCIHL history. RMU was throwing 
everything they could at the Clarion net and 
with their goalie pulled they scored with l;27 
left to pull to within I. Then a miracle shot 
from behind the goal banked off the Clarion 
goaltender and into the net to tie the game with 
26.6 seconds remaining. RMU finally won the 
game in the 5* round of the shoot-out when the 
RMU captain slid one through the goalies pads 
giving the Colonials the 6-S Shoot-Out victory. 
It was the longest game in WPCIHL history and 
vwis an exciting way for the Golden Eagles to 
end their first ever post season appearance. 

Rugby Clubs - 

Results from home match Saturday, 4/5 
CUP Women 27 Allegheny 12 
CUP Men 24 Kent State 3 1 



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Volume 94 Issue 22 



President Clinton campaigns at CUP 




Lindsay Grystar/Ihe Clarion Call 
President Bill Clinton spoke to the university and comnnunity members in Clarion, outlining his wife and democratic candidate, Hillary Clinton's platform and encouraging voters to choose Hillary. 



Brittnee Koebler 

New? Editor 

CLARION, Pa., April 16 - 
At 7 a.m., students, faculty 
and cohimunity members 
began lining the sidewalk, 
awaiting the arrival of 
President Bill Clinton in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room (MPR). 

Graduate student of 
business, Dominic DeAngelo 
headed the Hne of hundreds. 

"I was here at 7:05," said 
DeAngelo. "I am a 
Republican, but this is a for- 
mer president ... this is a big 
event for Clarion." 



Second in line, professor 
and chair of the theater 
department, Marilouise 
Michel arrived at 7:30 a.m. 
with her two children and 
their friend. 

Michel encouraged her 
students to attend and sat 
grading papers for her 
online class while waiting in 
line. 

"I think it's a historical- 
ly important event. This is 
something they will tell 
their children and grand- 
children about," said 
Michel. "I have been a 
Clinton supporter since the 
day President Clinton chose 
Al Gore as his Vice 



J. 




Lindsay Grysiar/The Clarion Call 
Clinton left Clarion after speaking for approximately 40 minutes. 



Presidential nominee ... I 
really just want to shake his 
hand." 

Clinton began cam- 
paigning for his wife and 
democratic presidential can- 
didate, Hillary Clinton in 
Western Pa. on Wednesday, 
After the MPR reached its 
maximum capacity of 750, 
the remaining hundreds of 
individuals were given the 
option to watch the live 
broadcast from WCUB-TV 
in Boyd Auditorium. 

Clarion University 
President Joseph 

Grunenwald welcomed the 
former president, giving an 
introduction prior to his 
arrival. 

He said, "When he gets 
here, I'll say to him the 
same thing I say to incom- 
ing freshmen ... Fly Eagles. 

Fly." 

Following Grunenwald's 
introduction. Democratic 
Chairman Bill Miller spoke 
to the crowd. 

"I want to brag about 
Clarion for a second-I made 
two or three calls and got 
out of the way," he said. 
"The staff was remarkable 
and put all this 
together-they did an amaz- 
ing job." 

Clinton arrived at 2:30 
p.m., nearly one and a half 
hours after his scheduled 1 
p.m. appearance. 

"Aren't you excited 
Pennsylvania is going to 
have such a big say in this 
election?" Clinton said. 

With a cheering crowd, 
Clinton went on to explain 
to the crowd why his wife 
was the best candidate for 
commander-in-chief. 

"We want to send a dif- 




Lindsay Grystar/ftie Clarion Call 

Students, faculty and community members lined campus, av\/aiting the arrival of President Bill 
Clinton. Shoes seen in the photo are from the previously scheduled memorial, "Eyes Wide Open." 



ferent message to the world 
... we are going to cooperate 
when we can and stand 
alone only when we have 
to," he said. 

Clinton continued to 
touch on Hillary's stance on 
the Iraq war, assistance for 
veterans and health care. 

Senior Spanish 

major,Erica Pickett said, 
"I'm not necessarily a sup- 
porter of Hillary, but I'm a 
supporter of President 
Clinton." 

She said, "I wanted to go 
see the finer points of her 
campaign-I'll stick to 
Obama, but it was an honor 
and a privilege to meet 
someone of his stature." 

Freshman early child- 



hood special education 
major Mary Caitlin Mitton 
said, "First of all, I'm a full 
supporter of Hillary becom- 
ing the next president and I 
love Bill-he's so charismatic 
you can't help but like him." 

The former president 
also acknowledged the 
recent reports of "bitter- 
ness" between Hillary and 
her opponent, democrat 
Barack Obama. 

In reference to health- 
care, Clinton said that 
Hillary was "the only one 
who has a plan that covers 
everyone." 

Clinton said, "If you are 
tired of making excuses and 
want to make progress, you 
need to vote for Hillary." 



An additional reason 
Clinton outlined for college 
students tu choose Hillary 
was who she was the only 
person that has done any- 
thing to help people get into 
college. 

"A college degree is 
worth over a million dollars 
to you in a lifetime," said 
Clinton. 

"You need to vote for 
someone who is always 
thinking about what's over 
the horizon for you," hesaid. 

"Pennsylvania is going 
to have a big say about who 
is going to win this thing," 
he said. "You have to decide 
... Pennsylvania should say 
yes to her on election day." 



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CUP'S MSEC first in country to be accredited by NAHEC 



Ryan Eisenman 

News Staff 

CLARION. Pa., April 14 - 
Clarion University's Health 
Science Education Center 
(HSEC) became the first 
facility in the country to be 
accredited by the 
Accreditation Commission 
for the National Association 
of Health Education Centers 
(NAHEC). 

"This accreditation 
means so much to us," said 
Nancy Falvo, director of 
Clarion University's HSEC. 
"The accreditation shows 
that we meet, if not exceed, 
the standards set forth by 
the NAHEC and other pro- 
grams throughout the coun- 
try." 



Health education is 
important to today's society. 

Clarion University is 
making health education 
accessible, effective and sus- 
tainable with a dream of 
healthier communities and 
reducing healthcare costs. 

Established in 2002, 
Clarion University's HSEC 
is one of only four in 
Pennsylvania. 

The purpose of this facil- 
ity is to expand health edu- 
cation opportunities to a 
seven county area including 
Clarion, Venango, 

Armstrong, Butler, Elk, 
Forest and Jefferson. 

"We are unique here at 
Clarion," said Falvo. "We 
are one of only two health 
science education centers in 



Four masters degrees approved 



Ian Erickson 

News Staff 

CLARION, Pa., April 14 - 
President Grunenwald 
announced at Faculty 
Senate that he attended the 
Board of Governors meeting 
in Harrisburg last week, 
where four new masters 
degrees were approved. 

All of the presidents 
from the Pennsylvania 
State System of Higher 
Education universities 
attended this meeting. 

The following degrees 
were approved: Doctor of 
Philosophy in communica- 
tions media and instruction- 
al technology at Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
(lUP), Master of Arts in 
applied archaeology at lUP, 
Master of Education in edu- 
cational leadership at Lock 
Haven University of 
Pennsylvania and Master of 
Science in adapted physical 
activity at Slippery Rock 
University. 

Grunenwald said the 
Campbell Hall site will 
become a parking lot. 



The parking lot will 
have about 170 parking 
spots. 

He also said the search 
for a new chancellor is also 
at the interview stage. 

Unofficially right now 
there are three candidates 
and they are from Florida, 
New York and Wisconsin. 

The president also talked 
about GPAs for Clarion 
University. He said that the 
average GPA for the univer- 
sity is 2.72 and that male 
students averaged 2.498 
and females averaged 3.049. 

Grunenwald also talked 
about the fraternity mem- 
ber's grades. He said, 'The 
campus's fraternities have 
really kicked it into gear. 
They have really improved 
their average grades for this 
year." 

Senate later voted on 
the CCPS proposals. Dr. 
Elisabeth Donato said, 'The 
CCPS approves new pro- 
grams and new courses or 
changes in programs and 
courses." The faculty senate 
approved the education pro- 
posals from the CCPS. 



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Pregnancy, parenting forum held at CUP for first time 



John Doane 

News Staff 

CLARION, Pa., April 16 - 
Clarion University's 

Pregnancy and Parenting 
Resource Initiative (PPRI) 
along with many other 
organizations, sponsored 
the first Parenting and 
Pregnancy Resources 
Forum in Carlson Library 
yesterday. 

CUP is one of the first 
college campuses to con- 
duct such an event. 

The purpose of the 
forum was to evaluate on 
and off-campus resources 
that are available to preg- 
nant and parenting stu- 
dents. The PPRI also dis- 



cussed developing a blue- 
print for future services or 
resources, according to 
Joyce McCauley-Benner, a 
member of Feminists For 
Life (FFL) who moderated 
the event. 

The discussion panel 
included members of vari- 
ous departments across 
campus. 

Students were able to 
pose questions to the 
panel. 

Topics discussed 

included whether or not 
Clarion University is child 
friendly, professors being 
accommodating to the 
needs of the student-par- 
ent, financial aid, housing 
and child care. 





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University to kick off Black Arts Week 



Brittnee Koebler 

News Editor 

CLARION, Pa., April 16 - 
CUP'S Black Arts Week will 
open with the Harambee 
Dance Ensemble on April 21 



at 7 p.m. in Hart Chapel. 

The group is made up of 
nearly 50 dancers and 
drummers that are part of 
the Harambee Youth 
Organization from 

Youngstown, Ohio. 



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Opinion/Editorial 



April 17,2008 3 



When in doubt, follow your heart or listen to Dad... 



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Brittnee Koebler 

News editor 

Just three years ago, I 
arrived at Clarion with my 
fpther and took one of my 
many college toura. He had 
said from the beginning, 
"When you find the right 
school, you will just know. It 
will just fit. It will feel right, 
and you will know if it could 
be your home away from 
home." (I secretly doubted 
his optimism, but continued 
on, hopeful that he was on 
to something.) 

Our guide talked up 
Clarion and the renowned 
communications program 
(now known as the ever-so- 
famous. Mass Media Arts 
and Journalism and 
Communication Studies 
(MMAJCS) program... yes, 
we know, it's a mouthful. 
She mentioned the charm of 
the small college town and 
the festivities that would 
occur, such as A.L.F., for 
which I replied, "Who? 
What?" She responded ever 
so casually, "Autumn Leaf 
Festival," as if it was com- 
mon knowledge and maybe 
even printed in the most 
recent edition of Webster. 
Little did I know... 

I recail vividly coming to 
the realization that I had 
finally found thee school. I 
visited other schools "just to 



be sure," but found myself 
comparing every other uni- 
versity's program to the pro- 
gram that Clarion offered. 

Obviously they were 
incomparable, and now, 
after three years into my 
experience, and one semes- 
ter away from graduation, I 
am more confident then ever 
that I made the right deci- 
sion. 

The university, and 
most importantly, the 
MMAJCS program could 
not have been a better fit for 
me. The professors of the 
MMAJCS department are 
irreplaceable to the stu- 
dents of this program. The 
motivation, dedication and 
talent of many of the stu- 
dents in this department 
are inspirational. 

On any given day, you 
will find students and pro- 
fessors in the studios, at the 
station, in a media organiza- 
tion meeting and most defi- 
nitely in the newspaper 
office, at all hours of the 
day. Not because it's a 
required course or because 
they have to be, but because 
they choose to be involved in 
these various media-related 
organizations. 

So, you may ask, what 
makes this different from 
any other university? 

For one, our student 
organizations and publica- 
tions are student-funded, 
student-run and student- 
produced. The experience 
you can gain at a university 
such as Clarion is unlike 
your fellow universities. 



where seniority, money and 
"big-school" politics often 
override or overshadow the 
talent and best interest of 
the students. 

Second, we have profes- 
sors with professional expe- 
rience in so many areas, 
such as film, print, public 
relations, photography, tele- 
vision and various other 
mediums. Sure, you can find 
this type of expertise at 
larger universities, but you 
can not find this type of 
expertise and this one-on- 
one, hands-on experience 
that Clarion University pro- 
vides. 

Even with a shortage of 
professors as of late, the fac- 
ulty in this department has 
exceeded my expectations, 
as well as the expectations 
of my peers, and has made 
every effort possible to not 
allow this to negatively 
affect us, the students - 
they never lose sight of the 
students' best interests, and 
for that we are forever 
grateful. 

The professors of many 
departments across campus, 
including the MMAJCS 
department continually go 
above and beyond their 
duties, willingly acting as 
mentors and advisors, and 
acting towards their stu- 
dents as they most likely 
would their very own chil- 
dren, with respect, kindness 
and enthusiasm. 

Most importantly, this 
program is all in what you 
make of it. 

If you are currently 




deciding on whether this 
program is a fit for you, 
know that the education is 
superior and the opportuni- 
ties are endless. 

And, if you are currently 
in the program and ques- 
tioning whether you are pre- 
pared for your career, then 
you need to begin to take 
advantage of the resources 
provided to you and make 
the most of the exceptional 
educational and organiza- 
tional opportunities avail- 
able. 

Clarion University was 
recommended to me because 
of it's phenomenal media 
program and affordable edu- 
cation and it has exceeded 
my expectations, as the 
department and university 
continue to create a serious- 
ly respected name. 

So, was Dad right? Did I 
find my home away from 
home? The right place, that 
was a perfect fit for me? 

Yes, Dad was right... as 
always. 

The author is a senior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the news editor of 
The Call. 



Political Column 



' ' Zach Hause 

Columnist- - 

A couple of weeks ago 
Senator Barack Obama 
chose to call people in small 
town Pennsylvania "bitter." 
He says that 

Pennsylvanians are bitter 
about the rampant job loss 
that they have seen over the 
last few years due to a major 
trend in manufacturing out- 
sourcing that has been tak- 
ing place. When the com- 
ments were reported, it did 
not take long for 'Biliary' or 
Old Man McCain to go on 
the attack against the 
Illinois Senator and presi- 
dential hopeful. But per- 
haps the most discouraging 
remarks are from Hillary 
herself who claimed that the 
comments were elitist and 
poorly explained. She was 
referring to Obama's stating 
that Pennsylvanians "cling 
to guns or religion" in order 
to cope with their bitterness 



towards the state of their 
economy. This is a poor 
attempt at u;idercutting 
and undermining a general 
point essential to Obama's 
campaign: People are bitter 
and want something differ- 
ent than what they have 
had. 

In fact, I consider myself 
to be quite bitter, even 
pissed about our factories 
closing down and our jobs 
going overseas and across 
the border. Most people I 
talk to are bitter as well. 
Just in my small 
Pennsylvania hometown of 
Emporium we have seen 
hundreds of jobs sent south 
of the border for nothing 
more than the benefit of a 
select few stock holders who 
stand to gain more money 
for their already overflowing 
bank accounts. But this is 
just one example of how our 
wayward free trade policies 
have crushed small town 
economies like mine. 



But while Obama may 
have inadvertently insulted 
some church goers or offend- 
ed some NRA members, he 
hit the nail on the head. 
America should be and is 
fed up with this crap. For 
too long we have let fat cat 
special interest groups dic- 
tate our lives and it is time 
for that to change. We have 
let issues like religion, guns, 
gay marriage and Freedom 
Fries dominate our sense of 
right versus wrong. 

Normally I attempt to 
bring humor to situations 
such as these, but now this 
situation is beyond humor- 
ous. We are in need of some- 
thing different and we have 
a chance in the next few 
days, right here in 
Pennsylvania, to change our 
lives and the lives of those 
we love for the better. We 
must not let ourselves be 
caught up in the political 
tug of war, campaign jeal- 
ousies or feeble smear cam- 



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paigns that .deter us from 
doing the Hght thing. 

Maybe Barack Obama is 
not your answer; maybe he 
is not even mine, but this 
man gives me hope that we 
can move beyond these 
petty arguments about 
ridiculous issues. Ridiculous 
issues like the alienation of 
a groups of people based on 
race, religion or sexual pref- 
erence. We need to bring 
together our country like it 
was before we let the politi- 
cians tell us what was 
important. If we elect a can- 
didate like Barack Obama, 
we might just be able to put 
the small issues aside and 
focus on rebuilding a better 
America. Then through 
effective leadership and a 
renewed faith in ourselves 
again, we can create a better 
world. At least, I "hope" so. 

P.S.- Even if you don't 
agree with me, please 
remember to vote this 
Tuesday. April 22! 



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Letter to 

THF FnTTOT? 
Irlr, E.U11UK 



This may be of interest 
to your readers. I am not 
part of any Presidential 
campaign, just a concerned 
citizen who desires people to 
have information to make 
an appropriate choice. 

On April 12, 2008, about 
4:37p.m. (Eastern) on CNN 
Live cable television cover- 
age of Senator Hillary 
Clinton's speech in Indiana, 
she stated words to the 
effect, "the Chinese are try- 
ing to steal from us any- 
thing they can't buy." 

I was outraged by such 
an offensive statement. The 
statement is not true. 
China or its people do not 
try to steal froin the United 
States anything they cannot 
purchase. I know people 
who are Chinese in the 
United States and Senator 



Clinton's statement unfairly 
stereotyped them and their 
country. 

This demonstrates 

Senator Clinton's lack of 
judgment in diplomatic and 
foreign relations, even with 
more political experience 
than her Party's opponent. 

With globalization the 
United States should not 
adversely affect current or 
future negotiations or rela- 
tions based on a personal 
perspective. The personal 
perspective was made public 
by a United States Senator 
- Senator Clinton. She 
appears to say anything to 
win votes regardless of con- 
sequences. 

Thank you, 
Mr. George Stephanik 



4 ApriM/, 2008 



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Till Clarion Call 



Clarion remembers fallen soldiers with "Eyes Wide Open" 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Staff Writer 

For each day American 
forces spend in the war in 
Iraq, Clarion University 
could fund 34,900 four-year 
scholarships. One trillion 
dollars has been spent the 
first four years on the war 
on Iraq. 

To visualize the cost, not 
only financially but physi- 
cally, the American Friends 
Service Committee (AFSC) 
set-up the live memorial 
"Eyes Wide Open Across 
Pennsylvania" at Clarion 
University yesterday. 

"I think when people 
hear numbers, it's hard to 
picture," said student organ- 
izer Brianna Vandenbord, a 
junior secondary education 
social studies major. "You 
can actually see what it's 
costing us." 

Military boots from fall- 
en Pennsylvanian soldiers 



were part of the display; 185 
pairs of military boots and 
50 other pairs of shoes were 
spread across the lawn in 
front of the Gemmell 
Student Complex. 

Each pair represented a 
life lost in the Iraq War. The 
other 50 pairs represented 
Iraqi civilians that lost their 
life during the war. 
Attached to each pair were 
the name, age and home- 
town of the individual. The 
boots were arranged alpha- 
betically by hometown, 
ranging from Aliquippa to 
Youngsville. 

"Pennsylvania has suf- 
fered the third largest loss, 
after Texas and California," 
said AFSC Project Director 
Scilla Wahrhaftig. 

In conjunction with 
AFSC and the Young 
Democrats, Vandenbord 
was able to help bring the 
live memorial to campus. At 
the request of local volun- 
teers, the AFSC comes out 



and sets- up "Eyes Wide 
Open". 

The memorial has been 
at Pitt, Edinboro and Penn 
State, according to 
Vandenbord. The exhibit 
"memorializing loved ones 
lost in Iraq" has been to 40 
different places across 
Pennsylvania said 

Wahrhaftig. 

According to the statis- 
tics posted around the 
memorial, losing 300 Iraqis 
would equal losing 3,300 
Americans if the war were 
in the United States. 

Students, faculty and 
community members were 
allowed to place memoirs 
with the boots. Cards and 
letters were placed next to 
many of the boots. 

"A local family came 
whose husband served with 
two of the men remem- 
bered," said Wahrhaftig. 

According to 

Wahrhaftig, many people 
from the local area stopped. 




Political science class attends gun 
violence symposium in Pittsburgh 



Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

Experiential learning 
is one of the ways Dr. 
Kevan Yenerall, associate 
professor of political sci- 
ence, likes to teach his stu- 
dents. He said that letting 
students experience a topic 
that deals with what's 
being taught in the class is 
a great way to learn. 

Yenerall and several 
students from Clarion 
University's State and 
Local Government class 
took their education out of 
the classroom and onto the 
road. That road led them to 
attendance at the 
"National Symposium on 
Handgun Violence" at 
Duquesne University on 
April 9. 

"The focus of the sym- 
posium was to show how 
gun violence effects cities, 
schools and public offi- 
cials," said Yenerall. 

It hosted several pro- 
fessionals on the subject, 
allowing for their views to 
be expressed. 

Yenerall first heard of 
the symposium from his 
father, a professor at Du 
quesne. He thought it 
looked interesting and 
decided his class might 
benefit from seeing real life 
circumstances occur out- 
side of the classroom, 

Yenerall felt one of the 
most moving presentations 
was that of Tom Mauser. 
Mauser is a father whose 
son, Daniel, was killed at 
Columbine High School in 
1999. Mauser spoke on gun 
laws and the tragedy that 
befell on his son. Yenerall 
was surprised to find that 



Mauser was a Pittsburgh 
native who now lives in 
Colorado. 

Mauser spoke on what 
was called a "loophole" for 
buying guns at gun shows. 
After advocating against 
the "loophole," Mauser was 
able to have it closed. 

Yenerall said, "It sheds 
light on political mobiliza- 
tion." 

The idea of mobiliza- 
tion and Mauser's work to 
change Colorado law inter- 
ested Yenerall. He teaches 
the concept in his classes, 
but found it was nice to 
give a humaft touch to the 
books. 

Another interesting 
speaker for Yenerall was 
David Hemenway, an 
author of a book on guns, 
and director of Harvard 
Injury Control Research 
Center. 

"He was the most inter- 
esting speaker, because he 
based his information off 
statistics and analysis," 
said Yenerall. 

Hemenway spoke on 
access to guns for people 
who shouldn't have them. 

Yenerall felt the sym- 
posium was very beneficial 
to his students. He said 
that in his class they exam- 
ine state and local issues. 

"Gun rights are a huge 
state and local government 
issue," he said. 

He also said his stu- 
dents needed to see how 
laws are changed and how 
people can alter that deci- 
sion. 

Some other notable 
speakers included Alan 
Korwin, author of "Gun 
Laws of America" and a 



nationally recognized 
expert on second amend- 
ment rights, and Marisa 
Randazzo, a former secret 
service agent who special- 
ized in terrorism and 
threat. 

City of Pittsburgh 
Mayor Luke Ravenstahl 
and Cynthia Baldwin, a 
retired justice of the 
Pennsylvania Supreme 
Court, gave their views on 
guns. 

Jim Brady, President 
Ronald Reagan's press sec- 
retary who was shot during 
an assassination attempt 
on the President in 1981, 
was unable to attend the 
symposium due to sickness 
in the family. According to 
Yenerall, Brady is a large 
advocate for gun laws. 

"I have tremendous 
admiration for Jim Brady 
and his wife Sarah," said 
Yenerall. 

Students who attended 
the symposium included 
Katie Bullers, Jessica 
Coull, Joshua Faust, Scott 
Fox, Kristine Frye, 
Gretchen Horon, 

Christopher Katella, Kyle 
McMunn, Michael 

Melampy, Edward Miller, 
Misty Pezzuti, Jenna 
Riffer, Erin Shanahan, 
Kyle Smith, Cybil Swab, 
Brianna Vandenbord and 
Elise Webb. 

The event was free for 
those students who attend- 
ed. Yenerall said this 
wouldn't have been possi- 
ble without the support 
and reimbursement of gas 
money to those who drove 
to the symposium from the 
Political Studies 

Association. 



Casey McGovern / The Clarion Call 
Rom of fallen soldiers' boots were displayed outside of the Gemmell Student Complex yesterday. 
They represented all of the Pennsylvanian soliders who have lost their lives in Iraq. 

Many had gone to school the McConnellsburg area. "Once the death toll 

The 50 pairs of civilian went so high, they had to 
shoes ranged from newborn break it off into different 



gone 
with the fallen soldiers. 

"Everybody knows 

somebody whose name will 
be on the boots," said 
Vandenbord. 

Two pairs of particular 
pairs of boots stood out to 
one Clarion student. 

"I found two people from 
my local area," said senior 
history major James Griest. 
"One was a close friend from 
my high school." 

Griest is originally from 



to adult sizes. The memorial 
included a pair of red fleece 
booties that belonged to a 
one-month old Iraqi. 

Once a national memo- 
rial. "Eyes Wide Open" had 
to be divided by state due to 
volume. When the project 
began nationally in 2004, 
540 boots were included. 
The AFSC began setting up 
the boots in 2006. 



states," said Vandenbord. 

The event took place 
from 11 to 6 p.m., ending 
with a moment of silence 
and reading of the names of 
fallen soldiers. The readers 
included Vandenbord, 

Griest, Andy Bostjancic, 
Kasey Gressler and Katie 
Benson. 



Cultural Awarness Day to expose 
community to diverse media 



Nicole Armstrong 

Staff Writer 

"It all started when I 
went to the library and 
couldn't find many multicul- 
tural books," says Bonnie 
Fong about how her idea for 
Cultural Awareness Day 
started. 

Fong. an alumnus of 
Smith College in 

Massachusetts, is a gradu- 
ate student at Clarion 
University. She is studying 
library science with hopes of 
eventually becoming a 
librarian. 

Fong received a gradu- 
ate student grant from 
Clarion University's aca- 
demic affairs to purchase 
over 40 multicultural books 
and DVDs for the Clarion 
Free Library. 

In order to showcase 
these new library materials, 
Fong has arranged an all 
day affair during National 
Libraries Week at the 
Clarion Free Library begin- 
ning at 10 a.m. on Friday, 
April 18. 

The free program, titled 
"Cultural Awareness Day," 
will be located in the meet- 
ing room in the children's 
area of the library. 

Food will be provided, 



but donations are also wel- 
come and asked to be 
brought to the meeting room 
around 11:45 a.m. if inter- 
ested. 

Restaurants like 

Michelle's Cafe, Penn 
Dragon, Bob's Subs and 
Cozumel are donating food 
as well. 

Fong explains that the 
reason she is planning this 
all-day event is so people of 
all ages in the Clarion area 
can explore the new materi- 
al donated to the library. 

'■Just because the 
library has these books now, 
doesn't mean people know 
that they're there. I thought 
this program would make 
an enjoyable all day event, 
which will be filled with 
book readings, story telling, 
discussions, writings and 
music based on the new pur- 
chases-which may get peo- 
ple to come out and take a 
look at these new materi- 
als." 

Fong says she ordered 
all the books and DVDs off 
Amazon.com and received 
ideas of what to purchase 
from a suggestion box she 
placed at The Clarion Free 
Library. 

"I put the box out asking 
for suggestions because I 
didn't want to repeat what 



was already there. I actually 
got many responses from 
people. Some were specific 
requests and some basic," 
she said. 

Many library science 
students, professors and 
graduate students will be 
helping out and sharing 
their talents throughout the 
course of this program. 

Professors involved 
include Dr. Greg Goodman, 
Dr. Edna Reid and Jessica 
Modrzejewski. 

Graduate students and 
undergraduates involved 
are: Ivy Asiedu, Debe 
Nwanze, Brian Wankiiri, 
Kellie J. Large, Kendall 
Vaughn. Yin Zhang, Dorey 
Tabor. Jessica Sidener, 
Wayne Tucker. Leslie Barr, 
Mallory Samson, Izannah 
Bashore, Jessica Munz, 
Stacy Pippin-Czap. Kristen 
McGuire. Darienne McGill 
and Charlene Mitchell. 

Fong is excited about 
Cultural Awareness Day 
and when asked what she 
hopes to get out of this expe- 
rience, she said. "I'm just 
happy because I get to read 
the books and watch the 
DVDs, too!" 

Go to http://cflcultur- 
alawareness.pbwiki.com/ for 
a complete event listing. 



Clarion organizations silently spread awareness for their causes 



Stephanie Desmond 

Features Editor 

Many organizations 
across campus are meant to 
get students involved for a 
cause. Two of these groups 
have been letting the entire 
university know what they 
believe in. 

On April 15, Students 
for Life held a silent protest 
outside of the Gemmell 
Student Complex. They held 
signs and gave out flyers 
that spoke against abortion. 
They also wore medical 
masks over their mouths to 
symbolize the denied voices 
as a result of abortion. 

"It's to make people 
aware of what's going on," 



said Brianna Vandenbord, a 
junior secondary education 
social studies major and sec- 
retary of Students for Life. 
"There are lots of miscon- 
ceptions about abortion. We 
want to educate people on 
the decisions and options 
available to them." 

This protest was one 
event Students for Life held 
as part of Rally for Life. In 
conjunction with the College 
Republicans, the group held 
informational tables in 
Gemmell and will have an 
event today in Still Hall fea- 
turing local and political 
pro-life speakers. 

"We want to let people 
know we're here and to help 
them understand why we're 



doing this," said Steve 
McNualty, a junior history 
major and vice president of 
Students for Life. "We want 
to encourage them to stay 
open minded." 



Allies is also making a 
statement on campus. Next 
week, on April 25, members 
of the organization will be 
doing a silent sit-in in the 
upper level of Gemmell. 




Shannon Schaefer / The Clarion Call 
Students for Life protest outside of Gemmell. 



This informational 
event is being held for the 
National Day of Silence. 

According to dayofsi- 
lence.org, "The National 
Day of Silence brings atten- 
tion to anti-[lesbian, gay, 
bisexual and transgender] 
name-calling bullying and 
harassment in schools."" 

This year's event is 
being held in remembrance 
of Lawrence King, an eighth 
grader who was killed 
because of his sexual orien- 
tation. 

Participants at Clarion 
and across the country will 
take a vow of silence for the 
whole or part of the day. 

"I personally hope to 
remain silent the entire day. 



I have been participating for 
several years now, but 
because high school is such 
a participation-heavy envi- 
ronment, I always ended up 
slipping up. As a group, we 
hope to raise awareness 
about the gay community 
and gay rights, along with 
the incident with Lawrence 
King earlier in the year," 
said Rebecca • Hoffman, a 
freshman mathematics 
major and secretary for 
Allies. 

The members of Allies 
will have information at the 
sit-in and will be holding a 
benefit concert with local 
bands on April 24 in Hart 
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"Old Times" at Clarion University 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Wtiier 

The Clarion Theater 
Department will be presen- 
ing its final production next 
week. "Old Times" will he 
performed five days starting 
Tuesday, April 22 and run- 
ning through Saturday, 
April 26. The production 
will be held in the Little 
Theater and starts at 8 p.m. 

The show is short, only 
lasting roughly an hour and 
a half with an intermission. 

"Old Times" is directed 
by assistant professor 
Robert Bullington. 

"It has been constantly 
on my mind for the past six 
weeks, but my work on it 
really started last fall," he 
said. 

Harold Pinter, a famous 
and influential British play- 
wright, created "Old Times." 
Published in 1971, Pinter 
has a distinctive style of 
writing characterized by 
actors as "the Pinter Pause." 

"It's really meaty stuff 



for actors to work on, 
because the meaning of 
what's going on is often not 
in what the characters are 
saying but more in what 
they're not saying-or what 
they're just implying," 
Bullington said. 

The Theater 

Department tries to present 
a variety of productions in 
terms of style, period and 
origin. They want their stu- 
dents to experience as many 
different kinds of theater 
styles as possible over a 
four-year cycle. 

"We have not done any- 
thing like this play in quite 
a while," Bullington said. 
"We also knew we would 
need to do something with a 
smaller cast in this slot 
because 'Tommy' was so 
huge and left everybody 
pretty exhausted." 

The play is about a hus- 
band, Deely (senior Tyler 
Cramer), and wife, Kate 
(senior Natalie Dunn), who 
are expecting a visit from 
the wife's best friend, Anna 



(freshman Kate Quigley), 
from 20 years ago. They 
talk about the past, but 
none of them remember 
things in exactly the same 
way. There are a lot of 
twists in the story. 

Another story that 
would relate to this one is 
the movie "Memento." 

"It will challenge your 
ideas about storytelling, 
theater, memory and truth," 
Bullington said. 

It is a British play drip- 
ping with dry, witty humor. 

Since the show is not 
very long, Bullington feels 
students will enjoy and 
appreciate it. 

"I think students will 
like it if they give it a chance 
because it is so different and 
unusual," he said. 

Bullington is quite 
proud of his actors, too. 

"The actors are really, 
really good. I'm not kidding 
about that. They amaze me 
every night in rehearsal." 



MUSIC REVIEW 

A closer look at Lupe Fiasco's "The Cool" album 



Inside CampusFest's Colbie Caillat and The Bravery 




Food review 

Toby Hill Bar & Grille is a great addition 



Jess Elser 

Stciff Writer 

There aren't any flashy 
signs, and the building does- 
n't catch the eye, but Toby 
Hill has delicious food. 

Toby Hill is one of 
Clarion's newest eating 
establishments, and with its 
placement right along 5th 
Ave., is just a walk or a 
short drive away for most 
Clarion students. 

If you are out looking, 
you're going to have to look 
a little harder than usual. 
Toby Hill proves to be rather 
difficult to locate with no 
signs anywhere, not even on 
the door of the establish- 
ment. 

Toby Hill is divided into 
two parts: the bar and the 
dining area. There could be 
some improvements to the 
layout, however. 

There is only one 
entrance and it goes into the 
bar, and for a new customer 
it might be confusing to 
scope out where to sit down. 

In addition, the bar is 
rather small, so it is a bit 
awkward to squeeze 
through. 

Once one gets to the din- 
ing area, everything is more 



open, and the small tables 
are simple but serve their 
purpose. An interesting part 
of the dining area is the 
small stage in the corner 
where bands are often invit- 
ed to perform. Overall, there 
is a nice decor and nice 
atmosphere for casual din- 
ing. 

Toby Hill is ideal for the 
student, especially those 
who want to stretch their 
dollar. There are multiple 
meal combinations for $5 or 
under and it is rather diffi- 
cult to spend more than $10 
per person with the large 
portions and low prices. 

Everything comes out 
hot and fresh, and if you 
stop by Toby Hill, make sure 
you try the wings. 

The wings are one of the 
best bargains on the menu; 
they come in more than 15 
flavors and are delicious. If 
youdecide to sample the 
wings, stop by on a 
Thursday night wing night. 

While the wings are my 
personal favorite they aren't 
the only good thing on the 
menu.. 

While the menu is fairly 
simplistic, all of the food is 
excellent quality, and they 
don't skimp out on the por- 
tions. This is one place 
where you get your money's 
worth. 



There were just a few 
issues with the dining expe- 
rience. Don't expect to go in 
and get out. The whole place 
has a very laid-back atmos- 
phere, which is nice, but 
makes for slow service. 
Even when the place isn't 
crowded, you should set 
aside at least an hour. If you 
go in on a busy night, make 
sure you have two or three 
hours to spare. 

Also, if you're really sen- 
sitive to smoke or are look- 
ing for some peace and 
quiet, this isn't the place for 
you. The bar isn't really 
shut off from the dining 
area, and since the whole 
restaurant isn't very large, 
the smoke tends to fill both 
areas. Also, the bar can get a 
little noisy, so you might 
have to speak up a bit dur- 
ing your meal discussions. 

Overall, this is a place 
you can count on for some 
really good food at an amaz- 
ing price, but there are a 
few kinks that need to be 
worked out. I give the food 
5 Out of 5, but with the rest 
being a work in progress, 
Toby Hill gets a 3 out of 5. 

Toby Hill Bar & Grille 
is located at: 
28 North 5th Avenue 
(814) 226-8629 



Chris Campbell 

Staff Wriftr 

Usually these reviews 
focus on new or up and com- 
ing discs, but this one is 
going to be a little different. 

When a failed concept 
album finds itself on the 
charts for weeks at a time, it 
obviously begs to be exam- 
ined. Lupe Fiasco's "The 
Cool" is viewed as a failure 
as far as concept albums go, 
but the fans still love what 
it brings to the table. 

Lupe Fiasco's first CD, 
"Food & Liquor," was whim- 
sical, unbashedly individ- 
ual, intelligent and empa- 
thetic. There wasn't a song 
on the album I skipped over 
or didn't admire. However 
there's something about 
"The Cool" that just falls 
short. 

I don't think that Lupe 
suffers from the sophomore 
curse. His lyrics are as on 
point as ever. His flow is 
impeccable and a majority of 
the songs are lyrically beau- 
tiful, but he gets somewhat 
lost in his ideas. 

The concept here is of 
three personable characters 
-The Cool, The Game, and 
The Streets-and gets lost; 
it's only seen on three or 
four tracks. The rest follow 
other storylines and charac- 
ters, including himself, 
unnamed emcees and the 
various other vices of life in 
the modern world (including 
fast food). 

The problem: Lupe 
makes the critical mistake 
of wanting to explore every 
vice on this album with dark 
perception and thus fails to 
unite the CD with any one 
common thread. 



Concept albums are best 
when they adhere to their 
concept. 

Masta Ace's "A Long 
Hot Summer" followed a 
very strict (also, incidental- 
ly, mostly true) storyline. 
Jedi Mind Trick's "Violent 
By Design,"-because its so 
violent it's hard to listen to 
and certainly adheres to the 
question "What captures us 
in violence?" "The Cool" 
bears a similar question. 

"Why do we define what 
we do as cool?" However, it 
feels like Lupe only half- 
immersed himself in 
embracing this concept. 

Honestly, there are 
some real home-runs on this 
album. In fact, they come 
almost consecutively on the 
album. "Hip Hop Saved My 
Life," "Intruder Alert," 
"Streets On Fire," "Little 
Weapon" and "Fighters" are 
all a couple of real gems. 
Hands down, "Hip Hop 
Saved My Life" wins best 
song on the album, and here 
Lupe fires on all cylinders- 
the way he always has. 

The problem is, after 
hearing some of Lupe's offi- 
cial releases and all of his 
underground mixtape 

tracks, it's hard to believe 
he couldn't have pulled off a 
better sophomore release. 
Songs off his mixtape 
"Revenge of the Nerds Pt. 
II," blew me away. 

I admire both his intel- 
ligence and ambition in 
everything he does, but 
can't help but feel that he 
has tried to tackle too much 
here. Either do away with 
the concept or strictly 
adhere to it. 

More than that though, 
some of Lupe Fiasco's songs 
actually compromise them- 
selves for their message. 

"Dumb It Down" is 
plagued with a truly unfor- 
tunate hook of pseudo-criti- 
cisms on his inteUigence. I 



love what he's saying, but 
just don't like the way he's 
saying it. 

Some of the songs on 
this CD cease to be real 
music, music that operates 
on melody, beats, lyrics and 
message, and instead cling 
to one of those four qualities 
at the expense of the other 
three. Similarly, "Gotta Eat" 
and "Gold Watch" fall into 
this category. 

With all that said, 'The 
Cool" still manages to be one 
of my favorite albums this 
year, partly because there 
are only one or two quality 
hip-hop albums released a 
year. Lupe's "The Cool" 
manages to stand toe-to-toe 
with Talib Kweli's (rather 
remarkable return to the 
scene) "Eardrum." 
Lupe isn't the only intelli- 
gent rapper to fall short of 
his own standards this year. 

The thing I respect most 
about this CD is Lupe's mis- 
sion. He hasn't just begun to 
question what we define as 
cool, but has set out to alter 
our defintion of what is cool. 

Lupe doesn't take on the 
hip-hop industry here, but 
(literally) the morality of 
what youth and urban 
America considers "cool." 

It is the most ingenious, 
ambitious and daunting 
task I could possibly imag- 
ine. I think he could do it, I 
really doubt in three 
albums. 

Is Lupe's latest disc 
cool? Definitely. Is it for 
everyone? Definitely not. 
His topics aren't for hard- 
core rap fanatics; you won't 
hear him mentioning money 
or drugs. 

Lupe follows in the foot- 
steps of Talib Kweh and 
Mos Def with a more 
thought provoking brand of 
rap, and he does it rather 
well. 



Presidential candidates to air on Colbert 



Associated Press 

Hillary Clinton is hop- 
ing the "Colbert bump" will 
help propel her to victory in 
Pennsylvania. 

The Democratic presi- 
dential candidate will make 
her first appearance on 
Comedy Central's "The 
Colbert Report" on 
Thursday. 

Clinton rival Barack 
Obama also is in 
Pennsylvania, but has thus 



far decHned Colbert's invita- 
tion. Obama's wife, 
Michelle, will appear on the 
show Tuesday. 

News of Clinton's visit 
was divulged Monday night 
in Philadelphia by MSNBC 
pundit Chris Matthews. He 
blurted it out during taping 
of the show at the 
University of 

Pennsylvania's Zellerbach 
Theater. The news was con- 
firmed by a person close to 
the satirical news program, 
who insisted on anonymity. 



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played a role in the presi- 
dential campaign, and good 
things have happened to 
guests on "Colbert." 

Former Arkansas Gov. 
Mike Huckabee was a regu- 
lar on the show before his 
unexpected-but short-lived 
-success in pursuing the 
Republican nomination. 
And a "Saturday Night 
Live" sketch was credited 
for helping Clinton gain 
momentum in February. 




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A.s pail of Clarion 
I niversity's annual 

( anipusKest. .singer-song- 
writer Colbie Caillat and 
indic'/rock group The 
Bravery, are just some of 
the talented newcomers per- 
forming in Tippin 
Gymnasium on April 28. 

Raised in a musician's 
world. Colbie Caillat's 
father helped produce 
Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours" 
and ""l^isk" albums. She 
learned at a young age what 
it took to be a mu.sician and 
how to make her way to the 
top. By 11, she had her 
heart set on becoming a 
singer, and had her first 



the popular MySpace web- 
Ksite, Caillat grew into 
attracted 10 million plays 
and remained MySpace's 
number one unsigned artist 
for four consecutive months. 

Her new C'D "Coco" is an 
impressive medley of heart- 
felt lyrics. The songwriter 
attributes the classic gen- 
uine style to that of Joni 
Mitchell. Jack Johnson and 
Norah Jones. With her 
deep-rooted lyrics about life 
and love, it's easy to see that 
Caillat is soon to be another 
well known name on that 
list. 

All too often, music has 
taken a different and uno- 
riginal turn. What used to 
he a combination of mean- 
ingful lyrics and a great 




photo 

introduction to her dream at 
15, when she was hired to 
sing songs used for fashion 
runway shows. 

Raised in Malihu. Ca. 
the 22 yearold recently 
struck success with the 
release of her first album 
"Coco." 

Her laid-back music and 
relaxing lyrical content sep- 
arates Caillat from the 
colossal list of young per- 
formers, and everyone is 
starting to notice. Starting 
out with just a few songs on 



courtesy of www.colbiecaillatmusic.com/ 

instrumental balance has 
become electronic and mun- 
dane. Caillat chalks anoth- 
er one up for the artists who 
are completely in touch with 
what it takes to create an 
album that realistically rep- 
resents the common issues 
and trials of life. 

I caught up vv^ith Colbie 
for an interview and some 
insight about her life, music 
and upcoming tour^ 
Have you ever been to 
Pennaylvama before? 

"Yes I have been to Pa. 



Heavenly Sword Impresses 




Ryan Gartley 



Game: "Heavenly Sword" 
Makers: Ninja Theory 
Rating: j/f) 

There is a noticeable dif- 
ference between movies and 
games. "Heavenly Sword" 
not only crosses that line. 
but erases it altogether. It 
takes the large scale story 
presence and overpowering 
emotions of a movie and 
adds the interactivity and 
connectivity of a game. 

I'll start with the story 
of "Heavenly Sword" 
because it is easily its great- 
est attribute. The game fol- 
lows a girl named Nariko. as 
she struggles to save her 
clansmen by u.sing the 
sword they were sworn to 
protect. By unleashing the 
power of the Heavenly 
Sword. Nariko. in turn. 
must give her life to the 
sword, letting it choose 
when she will die. 

King Bohan, played by 
Andy Scrkis (Golem in the 
"Lord of the Rings" series), 
is on a quest of domination 
and demands the power that 
is the Heavenly Sword. 

Nariko's clan was des- 
tined to protect it. The clan 
believed in a prophecy that 
a warrior would be born who 
would reclaim the sword for 
the Heavens. When Nariko 
is born, her clan shuns her, 
and even blames her for 
their hardships. She wants 
to believe she was not a mis- 
take or a curse and is trulv 



destined to save her people. 
The story is more developed 
than many of the mindless 
movies released in theaters. 

The developers used a 
new way to capture facial 
images to make the faces 
feel human, not lifeless like 
many games. There was 
also an animated prequel of 
the story available for down- 
load in the Playstation store 
or on the "Heavenly Sword" 
website. 

With an above average 
story and cinematics, one 
would reason the game play 
is stellar as well. 

Unfortunately. game 
play falls into the average 
category The levels lead the 
player exactly where to go 
on a path. There are not 
many instances where you 
can take the road less trav- 
eled. On the plus side, the 
levels have great attention 
to detail and look excellent. 

Assuming you get past 
the hordes of enemies (at 
one point there are hun- 
dreds on screen), there are 
several boss battles. After 
finding the combo the boss 
uses, they are easy enough 
to beat, with the exception 
of the final battles. Even 
after figuring out how the 
boss moves, these fights are 
daunting and will take sev- 
eral frustrating tries. 

There is no multiplayer 
in "Heavenly Sword" and 
once the story is complete, 
there is little reason to play 
it again unless you found 
yourself a die hard fan. The 
length is short at less than 
six hours, but there are 
unlockables. 

A sequel is questionable 
as Ninja Theory has decided 
to make a multiplatform 
game next, which they claim 
will be huge. 



many times, and I look for- 
ward to it again, 1 really 
enjoy seeing new places." 
Ita been said that your 
father once told you that it's 
great to have a good voice 
but the real muaiciana who 
command the respect of oth- 
ers are also songwriters. 
Now that you have written 
songs for your own album, 
how important do you think 
that advice was? 

"That was the best 
advice ever. I am really shy, 
if I were just a singer I'm 
not really sure how far I 
would have gone. If 1 hadn't 
learned to play an instru- 
ment and worked at writing 
songs, i don't know if I 
would have the career I do 
today." 

Rolling Stone has highlight- 
ed you as one of top female 
artists on MySpace. How 
does that feel? 

"it was pretty exciting: 
it has had an impact on my 
career as far as people get- 
ting to know me." 
What are you moat looking 
forward to when you begin 
your fourth tour? 

"Well, Jason Reeves is 
opening for me, and we will 
get to perform together, 
which we haven't done for 
awhile. Also being with the 
band and getting to do all of 
these college shows should 
be a lot of fun." 
"Bubbly has been a tremen- 
dous hit for you. When you 
were writing the song, did 
you know that it would be 
the song to jumpstart your 
career? 

"Not at all. I wrote it, 
and had never even played 
live. A few weeks later I 
actually tried out for 
"American Idol" with that 
song and didn't make it past 
first auditions. I knew it 
was a great song, but really 



thought that I had better." 

Accompanying Caillat 
at CampusFest will be her 
good friend and singersong- 
writer Jason Reeves and 
indie/rock group The 
Bravery. 

The Bravery originated 
in NYC in the early 20()()*8. 
Bassist Sam B]ndicott and 
John Conway started the 
band, then later recruited 
Mike Hindert, Micheal 
Zakarin, and Anthony 
Burulcich. 

The group definitely has 
a different sound and style 
to their music. The group 
takes creativity to an edge 
by using technology to cre- 
ate, record, manipulate and 
edit songs. They started out 
making all of their own elec- 
tronic samples of their songs 
and have grown into the 
successful group they are 
today. 

They started playing in 
small clubs in the Brooklyn 
area and by the year 2005, 
were signed with Island 
Records and released their 
first album. 

Their newest album, 
"The Sun and the Moon," 
allows their listeners to 
choose their own style they 
would like to listen to by 
recording the same CD in 
two opposite ways. 

In an interview with 
bassist Sam Endicott I got a 
little more information on 
the band known as "The 
Bravery," and what Clarion 
can look forward to seeing 
on April, 26: 

Have you ever heard of 
Clarion University? 

■'Yes I have, and we are 
totally excited to come. 
Normally college shows are 
usually a pretty rockin' 
crowd" 

If you had to describe your 
music in one word, what 




would that 
word be? 

1 
wouldn't be 
able to do 
it. unless 1 
were able 
to use A 
LOT. I 
mean A 
LOT of 
hyphens." 
You and 
John start- 
ed the 
band, and 
fipom there 
recruited 
Mike, 
Michael 
and 
Anthony. 
How well 

does the difference in all of 
your personalities mesh 
when creating music? Who 
brings what to the creative, 
musical table? 

"W'e all come from differ- 
ent musical backgrounds. 
What we all have in com- 
mon is that we love The 
Beatles and The Stones. We 
love early garage rock. John 
and I kind of discovered 
electronic music when we 
moved to New York and that 
became a big influence for 
us." 

Island Records released 
your Grst album in 2005, 
and from there you went on 
a nonstop tour all over the 
world. That's a pretty huge 
accomplishment, what's 
next? 

"We have another album 
out and released it in two 
halves, 11 songs, same 
songs recorded in two com- 
pletely different ways. "The 
Moon" side was done the 
way we normally record, 
very raw and haphazard. 
"The Sun side" was recorded 
the wav normal bands 



photo courtesy of www.thebravery.com 
record, in the studio and 
with a producer. It's much 
lighter, upbeat and organic. 
The Sun Side was released 
first but now you can get 
them together." 

How hard was it trying 
to start up a band in the city 
of New York. Do you think 
that contributed to the suc- 
cess the band is experienc- 
ing now? 

"It's easy to meet musi- 
cians in New York, they are 
everywhere. What's some- 
times .scary is that there 
seems like there is so much 
competition, but I think that 
if you are good, people will 
notice you. Cream always 
rises to the top, in every- 
thing. It's really inspiring to 
be around all these different 
sounds, because there is no 
one sound to the city of New 
York." 

There is sure to be 
something for everyone's 
musical taste in Clarion's 
2008 Campusfest. Tickets 
are now on sale at the 
Cemmell Student informa- 
tion desk. 



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"That's o beautiful baby right there." 

What do you think about former President Bill 
Clinton visiting Clarion University? 








KiiiY Passaretti 

Sophomore 

Marketing and 
Management 

"I was shocked to find 
out such an important 
person would come to 
Clarion. It was an 
awesome experience 
and I think it's great 
of him to go out and 
support Hillary." 



Anthony Klini 

Senior 

Physics and 
Mathematics 

"Tliough it's exciting 
to have a high profile 
person visit Clarion, I 
believe that just 
because BiH was a suc- 
cessfiil president does 
not mean Hilary will 
be. 



Josh Loieisohn 

Senior 
Education 



1 think Bill CHnton 
was the best president 
ever and I was hon- 
ored to have him 
here!" 



Chi Chi Masiye 

Seritor 
Psychology 



"I was super excited. I 
love Bill CHnton. He 
was one of the best 
presidents. Clarion 
became a better place 
with him here." 



Kevin Morrow 

Freshman 
Accounting 



"I was truly disap- 
pointed I did not get to 
see the fine president 
in person but I hope to 
meet him later this 
year." 






Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 14 - 
The Clarion University 
women's tennis team has 
won a National Tennis Ace 
award. 

This award is only given 
to one school in the country. 
The award is given for pro- 
moting tennis in the com- 
munity. Over 2500 schools 
in the country and over 4500 
members had a chance to 
win this award. 

Also, Clarion Head 
coach Lori Sabatose was 
given a professional tennis 
ace award for the Middle 



States Region. 

Clarion went up again 
California University of 
Pennsylvania on Thursday. 
They fell 9-0 to the #6 in the 
nation Vulcans. 

"They have all the shots. 
Any one of them could be a 
number one player on any 
team in DI or DII," said 
Coach Sabatose. 

The Golden Eagles 
gained victory again on 
Saturday when they shut 
out Shippensburg Unive- 
rsity, 9-0. 

Corin Rombach. #1 sin- 
gles player won 6-0, 6-1, 
Lisa Baumgartner won 6-1, 
6-0 and #3 Brittany Bova- 



lino also came through with 
a win by a score of 6-1, 6-1. 
Devin Rombach, #4 singles 
player, won 4-6, 6-4, 10-7. 
Kassie Leuschel won 6-0, 6- 
and #6 Sharayah Camp- 
bell won 6-1, 6-0. 

Corin and Devin 
Rombach defeated won their 
#1 doubles match 8-0. 

Baumgartner and 

Leuschel won at #2 doubles, 
and Bovalino and Megan 
Parsons also won, 8-2. 

After this match Clarion 
has a record of 2-1 in PSAC 
play and will be next facing 
PSAC team Slippery Rock 
University. 

"We defeated lUP and 



Ship and lost to Cal so were 
2-1 going into the Slippery 
Rock match and they are 
most likely 2-1. Whoever 
wins that match will be in 
the team championships. 
The PSAC takes the top two 
teams in the West to play 
the top 2 teams in the East. 
Right now Slippery Rock is 
ranked higher in the East 
region than we are and the 
NCAA only takes the top 
eight teams and we are at 
10 and Slippery Rock I 
believe is four," said 
Sabatose. 

Clarion's next match is 
on Thursday, April 17 when 
they host Slippery Rock. 




Photo Courtesy of Clarion University Tennis Coacti Lori Sabatose 

Clarion Un/Vers/ty Tennis Coach Lori Sabatose is pictured here 
w/t/i her daughter and Bob Ruzanik while receiving the award. 



Softball shutout In doubleheader 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 15 - 
The Clarion softball team's 
hitting woes continued on a 
windy Saturday afternoon, 
as the team was defea*.ed 3- 
in the first game and 9-0 
in the second game at 
Slippery Rock. 

In game one, freshman 
designated hitter Lauren 
Martino and junior short- 
shop Kara Kelosky each 
smacked doubles while 
freshman third baseman 
Nicole Lollo hit a single for 
Clarion's other base hit. 

Junior Valerie Rankin 
took the loss on the mound 
despite only allowing three 
runs (all earned) in six 
innings of work. Rankin 
allowed eight hits, walked 
two, and struck out two 
despite the less than ideal 
weather conditions. 

"The wind was like 40 
mph," Rankin said. "It was 
probably the toughest condi- 
tions I've ever pitched in 
because the wind was just 



taking every pitch. I did 
overcome it and I came back 
with some nice change ups 
and other pitches but it was 
definitely tough conditions." 

"We had several chances 
to score but couldn't get the 
runs in," head coach Nancy 
Smoose said. 

In the second game. 
Clarion's three hits consist- 
ed of a double from sopho- 
more first baseman Suzie 
DeNillo and singles hit by 
Martino and freshman cen- 
ter fielder Carlie Cook. 
Sophomore Caitlin Lamison 
took the loss, allowing nine 
earned runs in four innings 
gave up 11 hits, walked 
three, and struck out one. 

"We hit the ball, but 
right at someone. Slippery 
Rock, on the other hand, hit 
well and found all the holes 
in the field," Coach Smoose 
said. 

With the losses. Clarion 
fell to 3-18 overall, 0-10 in 
PSAC-West play. 

Coach Smoose thought 
the momentum picked from 
the win over Tiffin would be 



enough to give the Golden 
Eagles their first taste of 
victory in PSAC-West play. 

'The win over Tiffin was 
very encouraging. We final- 
ly put together our hitting 
game and a great defensive 
game. Going into the SRU 
game we felt we had a great 
chance to pick up our first 
conference win. Howevv?r, 
once again we had trouble at 
the plate. We left too many 
runners on," said Smoose. 

Valerie Rankin shared 
Coach Smoose's views about 
obtaining victory going into 
the doubleheader. 

"The win over Tiffin was 
very encouraging and I 
thought that would get us 
pumped up and excited for 
SRU but I guess it didn't 
enough to get another win. 
It just seems hke we are the 
only team in the PSAC that 
can't hit the ball, at least 
when we need a hit," Rankin 
said. 

Clarion will be back in 
action Ffiday, when they 
will host California in a 
PSAC-West doubleheader. 



Woods has knee surgery after Masters 



Golf finishes fourth at lUP Invitotiono 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

CLARION, Pa., April 16 - 
The Clarion University golf 
team traveled to Indiana 
University of Pa. on 
Monday, April 14, and 
Tuesday, April 15, to play in 
the lUP Invitational. 

The Golden Eagles fin- 
ished in fourth place with a 
594, 18 shots back of first 
place lUP (576). West 
Liberty, 586, and 



Millersville, 589, finished 
second and third respective- 

ly. 

Freshman Jared 

Schmader was the low scor- 
er for Clarion finishing with 
a two-over-par 144 in the 
two day event. lUP's Gavin 
Smith won the individual 
competition with a five- 
under-par 137. 

Senior, Justin Moose 
shot a 148 (+6) and finished 
in 12th place. Other finish- 
ers for the Golden Eagles 



were: Justin Cameron 149 
(-t-7) 14th place, Preston 
Mullens 153 (+11) 28th 
place and Sean Foust 157 

(+15). 

Clarion will next be in 
action on Thursday, April 
17, when they travel to the 
St. Vincent Invitational in 
Latrobe. 

The Golden Eagles will 
then take part in the PSAC- 
WVIAC tournament on 
Monday, April 21, and 
Tuesday, April 22. 



Track team qualifies three more 
athletes for PSAC Championships 



Doug Ferguson 

Associated Press 

The U.S. Open figured 
to be the closest to a sure 
thing for Tiger Woods in the 
majors this year, but maybe 
not anymore. 

Two days after his quest 
for a Grand Slam fizzled at 
the Masters, Woods had 



arthroscopic surgery on his 
left knee for the second time 
in five years and will miss at 
least four weeks while he 
recovers. 

The announcement, 
which Woods made Tuesday 
night on his Web site, was a 
surprise to everyone except 
those around him. 

"He's been having a lot 



of trouble," swing coach 
Hank Haney said. "He does- 
n't talk about stuff like that. 
He doesn't want to use 
excuses, you know? I don't 
think it affected his play. It 
affected his practice a little 
bit." 

See "WOODS," on 
page 10. 



Denise Simens 

Staff VVriter 

CLARION, Pa., April 15 - 
Last weekend at the 
Slippery Rock Invitational, 
the Golden Eagles qualified 
three more athletes for the 
PSAC championships. 

Jamie Maloney finished 
sixth in the 400 meter hur- 
dles and qualified for the 
PSAC Championship with a 
time of 67.65. Her team- 
mate, Molly Smathers fin- 
ished fifth in the 800 meter 
run and earned a PSAC 
qualifying mark with a time 
of 2:21.53. 

The third PSAC mark 
was earned by Chinonyelum 
Nwoked in the 100 meter 
dash, finishing with a time 
of 12.87. 

Ann Stinson finished 
second in the Javehn with a 
throw of 39.32 meters. 



"Overall the weather 
was pretty rough on 
Saturday, so I was very 
happy that were able to 
have three more people 
qualify for the PSAC 
Championship," said head 
coach Jason Resch. "We are 



preparing to have a really 
great meet next week at 
lUP." 

The team returns to 
action this weekend in 
Walnut, CA, for the Mt. Sac 
Relays. 



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Tuesday Night -"Strikers" 




Ashley Tolchin, Buddy Cummins, Andrew 
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Billiards Champion 



INTRAMURAL NEWS 

Doug Knepp - Intramural, Recreation, & Club Sport Director 393-1667 



Bowling Tournament Champs 

Wednesday Night - "Team Turbo" 




Jeff Cowden, Christine Harvey, 

Derick Weitoish, Anthony Licata, 

Jim Grise, & Breanna Byron. 



Bowling Tournament Champs 

Thursday • "Panty Raiders" 




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Alyssa Jacobs Carson Bimey Denise Richards 
"Team Rambo" "Bowl Arena" "Capt Geech" 



Intramurals on the Web 
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Fishins Derby Champi 




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Softball Tournament 

Saturday, April 19*** 

Limited to the first 1 2 teams that pay the $20 entry fee. 



CLUB SPORT CORNER 

Track and Field Club - Results from 4/12 at SRU 

Levi Miller: 5000 meter run: 16:59 (Personal Best 15th out of 24) 

Darren Reilly: Debut in Discus throw: 124.67* (17th out of 54) 

Tasha Wheatley: 10000 meter run: 40:03 (Conference qualifying time) 

Adam Sencak: Debut in 3000 meter race walk 20:38 (Personal Best) 

New updated Club Sport Web site... 

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The Clarion Call 



Baseball drops both games at California 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 14 - 
The Golden Eagle baseball 
team continued to struggle 
in a weekend series against 
the California University 
Vulcans. Clarion traveled 
to Cal on Friday April 1 1 for 
a doubleheader and dropped 
both games. 

In game one, the Golden 
Eagles were leading 4-1 
going into the bottom of the 
fifth inning but the Vulcans 
caught fire scoring 12 runs 
in that inning to take a com- 
manding 13-4 lead going 
into the sixth. Clarion was 
able to pick up three more 
runs in the top of the sixth 
but that was all and they 
fell 13-7. Jason Krimsky led 
the way for the Golden 
Eagles offensively going 3-3 
with two RBI's. 

In game two, the Golden 
Eagles again led late in the 
ball game but were unable 
to hang on. With the score 
1-0 going into the bottom of 
the fifth, Cal was able to 
produce four runs to take a 
4-1 lead going into the final 
two innings of play. Cal 
would hang on for the 6-2 
victory. Clarion was unable 
to do anything against the 
Vulcan pitching staff record- 
ing two runs on only two 
hits. Robert PoUum pitched 
a complete game for the 
Golden Eagles giving up six 
runs on 11 hits. 




Lenore Watson/ The Clarion Call 

Sophomore pitcher Robert Pollum is seen here durir)^ a recent Golden Eagles home game. After 
gettir)g swept at home in a doubleheader by California the Golden Eagles record now sits at 7-18 
for the season. On Thursday, April 17 they will play Allegheny College at PNC Park. 



On Saturday, April 12, 
the Golden Eagles hosted 
California for another dou- 
bleheader at Memorial 
Field. In game one, the 
Golden Eagles would again 
produce a lackluster offen- 
sive performance scoring 
only one run on four hits. 
Cal scored runs in the first 
three innings and cruised to 
a 7-1 victory. John Hynes 
threw four of the seven 
innings giving up all seven 



runs on eight hits. Paul 
Baker threw the final three 
innings for Clarion giving 
up three hits and striking 
out five. 

In game two, Clarion 
would again find no offense 
as Cal completed the four 
game sweep with a 12-0 vic- 
tory. The Golden Eagles 
again amassed a meager 
number of hits totaling five 
and scoring no runs. The 
Vulcans totaled 19 hits in 



the series finale scoring 12 
runs. Clarion went through 
four hurlers throughout the 
seven inning game with 
Gregg Bandzuh picking up 
the loss. 

Clarion is now 7-18 on 
the season and 1-11 in the 
PSAC- West. The Golden 
Eagles will be in action 
again on Thursday, April 
17, when they will play 
Allegheny College at PNC 
Park in Pittsburgh. 



National 


Sports 


Scores 


NHL 






Cincinnati vs. 


Montreal vs. 


Chicago Cubs: 5-9 


Boston: 1-0 






Milwaukee vs. St. 


Washington vs. 


Louis: 1-6 


Philadelphia: 3-6 






Colorado vs. 


Anaheim vs. 


San Diego: 0-6 


Dallas: 4-2 






Pittsburgh vs. LA 


San Jose vs. 


Dodgers: 2-11 


Calgary: 3-2 






Arizona vs. 


Minnesota vs. 


San Francisco: 4-1 


Colorado: 1-5 




Pittsburgh vs. 


NBA 


Ottawa: 3-1 






Orlando vs. 


New Jersey vs. 


Atlanta: 121-105 


NY Rangers: Late 






LA Clippers vs. New 


MLB 


Orleans: 92-114 




Sacramento vs. LA 


Boston vs. 


Lakers: 101-124 


Cleveland: 5-3 






Charlotte vs. New 


Minnesota vs. 


Jersey: 108-112 


Detroit: 5-6 






Memphis vs. 


NY Yankees vs. 


Portland: 91-113 


Tampa Bay: 5-3 





Clarion University's Student Nevvspa,,r 

The Clarion Call 



April 24, 2008 



www.clarion.edu/thecall 



Volume 94 Issue 23 



BuTUER County Ccw^^MUNrrv CoLUci 



"WOODS," continued 
from page 9. 

Tuesday's surgery was 
performed in Park City, 
Utah, by Thomas 

Rosenberg, who also operat- 
ed on Woods' left knee in 
December 2002. Woods also 
had surgery in 1994 on his 
left knee to remove a benign 
tumor. 

"I made the decision to 
deal with the pain and 
schedule the surgery for 
after the Masters," Woods 
said on his Web site. "The 
upside is that I have been 
through this process before 
and know how to handle it. I 
look forward to working 
through the rehabilitation 
process and getting back to 
action as quickly as I can." 

But he will not be able 
to defend his title in two 
weeks at the Wachovia 
Championship. And he most 
likely will miss The Players 
Championship the week 
after, one of only three non- 
majors he has never missed 
since turning pro. Provided 
rehab goes as expected. 
Woods hopes to return at 
the Memorial on May 29. 

The U.S. Open begins 
June 12 at Torrey Pines, 
where Woods has won six 
times in the Buick 



Invitational. Such is his 
dominance on the cliffside 
course north of San Diego 
that when he opened with a 
67 on the South Course this 
year, a caddie standing 
behind the 18th green 
remarked, "He just won two 
tournaments with one 
round." 

Indeed, Woods went on 
to an eight- shot victory in 
his 2008 debut, the first of 
four straight victories this 
year. 

But it was not necessar- 
ily a pain-free affair. 

"Tiger has been experi- 
encing pain in his knee 
since the middle of last year, 
and when he had it looked 
at by his doctors, arthro- 
scopic surgery was recom- 
mended," said Mark 
Steinberg, Woods' agent at 
IMG. "Tiger has played 
through the pain in the 
past, but knew it would be 
better for him to have the 
procedure done as early as 
possible." 

Steinberg said the sur- 
gery repaired cartilage dam- 
age. The 2002 surgery 
drained fluid from around 
the anterior cruciate liga- 
ment and removed a benign 
cyst. 

Woods was limping and 
wincing toward the end of 



the '02 season, and it was 
not surprising to find out he 
had surgery that kept him 
out two months, most of 
that over the holidays. 

This time, it only made 
sense upon reviewing the 
past nine months. 

Woods stumbled and 
grimaced ever so slightly at 
Southern Hills last August 
in the PGA Championship, 
when he chipped in for 
birdie behind the eighth 
green in the final round and 
backpedaled for a fist pump. 
In the final two PGA Tour 
events, in Chicago and 
Atlanta, he occasionally 
would press his left foot 
against a cooler, presum- 
ably to stretch his knee. 

But it sure didn't affect 
his golf, not even at the 
Masters, where he finished 
three shots behind Trevor 
Immelman. 

"He hit 14 greens in reg- 
ulation on Sunday," Haney 
said. "Hard to say it was the 
knee." 

Of greater concern 
might be the fact Woods has 
gone through surgery twice 
on the same knee in five 
years. He has looked immor- 
tal at times on the golf 
course, already winning 64 
times on the PGA Tour and 
13 majors, second only to 



Jack Nicklaus. 

Could this slow the pur- 
suit? 

"This is something he's 
already used to," Haney 
said. "He deals with stuff 
incredibly, like you would 
expect him to." 




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The race continues 




Lindsay Grystar 

Editor-in-Chief 

CLARION, Pa., April 22 - 
The long awaited primary 
results are in, and Senator 
Hillary Clinton has won 
Pennsylvania's votes, a 
boost that The New York 
Times called "critical" in 
her campaign for the demo- 
cratic nomination. 

The New York Times 
reports that Clinton 
received 54 percent of 
Pennsylvania's votes, and 
these votes were fueled by 
a strong voter turnout 
among women and older 
voters. 

Over 5,000 people in 
Clarion County came out to 
vote yesterday, and Clinton 
won Clarion County with 
66 percent of votes. 

Senator Barack Obama 
won seven counties in Pa., 
including Philadelphia, 
where his margin of win- 
ning was over 10,000 votes. 

"I was impressed with 
overall voter turnout yes- 
terday, it was exciting to 
have Pennsylvania be an 
important state regardless 
of whether Hillary or 
Obama won," said sopho- 
more elementary education 
major Craig Butler. 

Both candidates picked 
up superdelegates on 
Wednesday, with Obama 
getting the support of 
Oklahoma Gov. Brad 
Henry, and with Tennessee 



Rep. John Tanner support- 
ing Clinton. 

Clinton and Obama's 
next stop on the campaign 
trail is North Carolina and 
Indiana, on May 6. 

The New York Times 
reports that Indiana is 
another needed state in 
Clinton's campaign and 
several of her advisers 
"would urge her to quit the 
race if she lost that state." 

The remaining primar- 
ies are in North Carolina, 
Indiana, Oregon, 

Kentucky, West Virginia, 
Montana and South 
Dakota. 

In local races. Senator 
Mary Jo White of Franklin 
won the Republican nomi- 
nation for a fourth four- 
year term in the senate. 

The race for state rep- 
resentative for the 63rd 
district, which includes 
Clarion County and north- 
ern Armstrong County, will 
include Republican Donna 
Oberlander and Democrat 
Matthew Ellenberger in 
the fall. 

Maria Battista Kerle, 
Clarion faculty member 
this semester, came in 
third in the bid for a spot 
on the Republican ballot. 

Democrat Mark 

McCracken and 

Republican Glenn 

Thompson will face off for 
John Peterson's U.S. House 
seat in the fall. 




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3,111.925 TOTAL VOTES 



CLINTON: 1,260,060 
OBANU: 1,045,148 



MCCAIN: 586,904 

PAUL: 128,431 
HUCKABEE: 91,382 

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IFC, PHC to host 5k 
for local 3 year-old 



Brittnee Koebler 

Nesvs Editor 

CLARION. Pa., April 23 - 
Clarion University's 

Interfraternity (IFC) and 
Panhellenic Councils (PHC) 
are working with the Make- 
a-Wish Foundation to grant 
the wish of a local three 
year-old girl by organizing a 
5k race on May 4 at CUP's 
Memorial Stadium. 

Representatives of 

Greek organizations at CUP 
are serving en the planning 
committee. 

Each chapter will have 
members participating in 
the organization of the 
event, or even running in 
the event. 

"It's important for fra- 
ternity and sorority mem- 
bers to engage in communi- 
ty service because service is 
a founding principle of all 
Greek Letter organizations 
and helping others is the 
right thing to do," said advi- 
sor of Greek Life, Shawn 
Hoke. 

"CUP's Greek communi- 
ty decided back in January, 
at the IFC/PHC retreat, 
that we wanted to do some- 
thing this semester to really 
make a difference," said 
Brian Perkins, junior busi- 
ness management major 
and president of the IFC 
and Phi Delta Theta. "The 
5k just seemed like an excit- 
ing and popular event that 
would make a difference 



and raise a lot of money for 
a great cause." 

Perkins also acknowl- 
edged the Clarion communi- 
ty's negative perception of 
Greek organizations. 

"These types of events 
serve the community while 
proving to the community 
that we do strive to live by 
our founding principles," 
said Perkins. 

Registration for the 
Make-a-Wish 5k will begin 
at 7:30 a.m. at the CUP 
Memorial Stadium. 

The entry fee during 
pre-registration is $15 and 
then $20 on the day of the 
race. 

However, only pre-regis- 
tration guarantees a short- 
sleeved t-shirt. 

Non-refundable checks 
can be made to "CSA" and 
mailed to Hoke at the CUP 
Office of Campus Life, 840 
Wood St.. Clarion, Pa 16214. 

Registration forms can 
be found on the Clarion 
University Web site at 
http://www.clarion.edu/stu- 
dent/ocl/greeklife/5k.htm or 
at the Office of Campus Life 
in the Gemmell Student 
Complex. 

There are ten age 
groups, ranging from age 14 
to over 60 years of age. 

The top male and female 
finishers overall will be 
awarded with medals. 

See "5k/' page 2 



College Republicans question peaceful assembly policy 



Shasta Kurtz 

Managing Editor 

CLARION, Pa, April 21 - 
College Republican member 
J.C. Paladino questioned 
Clarion University's peace- 
ful assembly policy during 
the open forum at this 
week's student senate meet- 



Last Wednesday, the 
college republicans assem- 



bled on the hill in the grass 
beside the Gemmell Student 
Complex to protest Bill 
Clinton's visit to Clarion 
University. 

The group was asked to 
leave because they had vio- 
lated the university's peace- 
ful assembly pohcy by fail- 
ing to submit a peaceful 
assembly request form at 
least 48 hours prior to the 
event. 

Also, the American 



Friends Service Committee 
had reserved the outdoor 
Gemmell Performance Area 
for the Eyes Wide Open 
memorial scheduled before 
Clinton's visit was 
announced. 

During the open forum 
discussion, Paladino asked 
senate to review the policy 
and consider the entire cam- 
pus to be a free speech zone 
instead of having one desig- 
nated area. 



Student senate 

President Dustin 

McElhattan said that the 
policy was created by the 
university and was not cre- 
ated by student senate, but 
he invited the organization 
to work on the policy. 

Once discussed in fur- 
ther detail, the revised copy 
may be passed on to univer- 
sity administration. 

In other news, at last 
week's senate meeting, 



Senator Brian Perkins 
announced that Fox Sports 
Network (FSN) will not be 
included in next year's cable 
programming options for 
students living on-campus. 
In order to obtain FSN, the 
university would need to 
pay for the premium pack- 
age which would increase 
room prices for all students. 
To keep competitive 
pricing for the residence 
halls, the university decided 



to decline enhancing its 
cable television options for 
the 2008-2009 academic 
year. 

Candidate interviews 
for the dean of business 
administration began on 
April 15 and will continue 
until May 6. 

Dr. James Pesek, Dr. 
Paul Huo, Dr. Gregory 
Cant, Dr. Lance Masters 
and Dr. James Emore will 
be interviewed. 



Spring graduation ceremonies to be in Tippin Gym May 10 



John Doane 

News Staff 

CLARION, Pa., April 23 - 
The two ceremonies for 
spring commencement are 
set for May 10, in the 
Tippin Gymnasium. 

The first ceremony will 
be held for the students of 
the Colleges of Business 
Administration and 

Education and Human 
Services, and will begin at 
10 a.m. 

The second ceremony 
will be held at 2 p.m. for the 
students of the College of 



Arts and Sciences, and the 
School of Nursing and Allied 
Health. 

According to Linda 
Campbell, who is in charge 
of commencement this year, 
Clarion is redistributing the 
colleges that graduate 
together this year to try to 
keep the number of gradu- 
ates evenly distributed. 

In the past. Clarion 
University has had the 
College of Arts and Science 
and the College of Business 
Administration graduations 
at the same time. 

Gary Alt, a wildlife 
research biologist and envi- 



ronmental consultant, will 
receive an honorary degree 
at the first ceremony, and 
will be speaking at both cer- 
emonies. 

The student speaker at 
both ceremonies will be sen- 
ior, history major Aimee 
Zellers. 

Admission to each cere- 
mony will be by ticket only 
and each graduate will be 
given eight tickets for 
guests. 

No extra tickets will be 
given out. 

Tickets can be picked up 
between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 
p.m., Monday through 



Friday at the Office of the 
Registrar. 

Graduating seniors can 
pick up their caps and 
gowns and honors cords at 
the bookstore in the 
Gemmell Student Complex 
by April 28. 

After April 28, correct 
sizes cannot be guaranteed. 

Robing for the first cere- 
mony will take place at 9:15 
a.m., and name cards must 
be picked up by 9:45 a.m. 

Robing for the second 
ceremony will take place at 
1:15 p.m., and name cards 
must be picked up by 1:45 
p.m. 




Robing will take place in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room. 

Rehearsal for 



Commencement will be at 4 
p.m. on May 8 at Tippin 
Gvmnasium. 



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HIGHLIGHTS 

News - page 4 

Relay for Life 

Clarion University's Relay for Life 
set records in 2008! 



Entertainment - page 5 

The "Divine Nine" step it up 




Entertainment- page 7 
Baseball takes home two wins 

Baseball conquers Penn State 
Beaver in double header 



Opinion/Editorial p.3 

Features p.4 

Arts/Entertainment p.5 

Classifieds p.7 

Call on You p.7 

Sports p. 8 



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CUP professor creates films targeting repeal of Pa. Act 44 




Dr. Robert Nulph 

Ryan Eisenman 

News Staff 

CLARION, Pa., April 23 - 
Robert Nulph, associate pro- 
fessor of mass media arts, 
journalism and communica- 
tion studies at Clarion 
University, produced and 
directed four videos target- 
ing the repeal of 



Pennsylvania Act 44. 

The Clarion County 
Economic Development 
Corporation (CCEDC) 

backed the films, working 
with Nulph through his 
business. Visual Logic 
Productions. 

The videos seeking 
repeal of Act 44, which 
would place tolls on 
Interstate 80, are available 
for viewing at YouTube. 

To access the four 
videos, go to 

http://www.youtube.com/rep 
ealact44. 

"This issue is so impor- 
tant to Pennsylvania," said 
Nulph, who volunteered his 
time, expertise and equip- 
ment to produce the ads. 
"Things need to be done to 
bring attention to this issue 
so that people will know 



that it must be stopped." 

Nulph has earned more 
than 20 awards including: a 
Communicator Crystal 
Award, Telly Award, 
International Cindy Award, 
National Videographer 
Award of Excellence and a 
first place at the Broadcast 
Education Associations 
Faculty Media Awards, all 
for the ;30-minute documen- 
tary "In Search of a 
Champion-The Young 
Onset Parkinson Project." 

Act 44 of 2007 is a law 
that authorizes the 
Pennsylvania Turnpike 
Commission to collect tolls 
on Interstate 80. 

It was a lawmakers' 
solution to generating addi- 
tional revenue for both pub- 
lic transportation and 
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Since Interstate 80 is a 
part of the Federal Highway 
System it is built with feder- 
al funds to facilitate inter- 
state commerce and nation- 
al defense. 

Federal approval is 
needed before Interstate 80 
can become a toll road. 

The Turnpike 

Commission has submitted 
an Expression of Interest to 
the United States 
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Transportation, but has yet 
to receive the necessary 
approval to begin institut- 
ing tolls. 

According to a 
PennDOT study that was 
conducted in 2005, 
Pennsylvania would see 
"negative cash flow for the 
first 20 years," and they 
would not recommend the 
tolling of Interstate 80. 

Nulph played a valuable 
role in developing the 
scripts, according to Brad 
Ehrhart, executive director 
of CCEDC. 

In the "Grim Reaper" 
produced by Nulph, the 
video depicts real life conse- 
quences that can happen 
with the toUing of 1-80. 

The concerns are truck- 
ers may divert from using I- 
80 to save money just to be 
able to afford doing the job 
they love. This could cause 
more traffic accidents on 
rural residential roadways 
not made for truck traffic. 

"YouTube is part of our 
grassroots effort to educate 
the public regarding the 




The Clarion Call provides a synopsis of all criminal 
investigations as conducted by Clarion University 
Public Safety for the month of April 2008. All informa- 
tion can be accessed on the Public Safety Web page, 
bttp://www.clarion.edu/admin/pubIic8afety/location.8html. 

■ April 21, at 8:50 a.m., a resident of Reinhard Villages 
reported vandalism to the individual's car. 

■ April 18, at 12:28 a.m., Matthew Giugliano, 18, of 
Murrysville, Pa., was issued a citation for underage consump- 
tion when the vehicle he was a passenger in was stopped by 
Public Safety for traveling the wrong way on a posted one- 
way street. 

■ April 17, at 12:10 p.m., an individual reported receiving 
harassing text messages from a known person. 

■ April 17, at 4:30 p.m., a unknown person hit a vehicle and 
did not report damage to the vehicle in parking lot 12. 

■ April 16, at 4:30 p.m., an unknown male had an accident 
on University Boulevard while driving a motorcycle. The 
cycle hit the guide rail damaging the rail and the post. 

■ April 11, at 2 p.m., a student had an MPS player stolen 
from a room in Nair Hall. 

■ April 11, 7:42 p.m., Public Safety began investigating a 
report from a student about items being taken from him 
while he was in the Rec Center. 



need to repeal Act 44," said 
Ehrhart. "We came up with 
a handful of informative and 
humorous ideas, and with 
the help of volunteers, we 
produced and launched 
these videos on the World 
Wide Web." 

As of now there are four 
videos on YouTube produced 



by Nulph for the repeal of 
Act 44. Ehrhart said addi- 
tional scripts are in develop- 
ment and are expected to be 
produced in the near future. 
More information can be 
found at http://www.clarion- 
pa.com/noi80toll/index.htm. 



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AP Newswire 

MADISON, Wis., April 23 - 
The U.S. military's health 
insurance program has been 
swindled out of more than 
$100 million over the past 
decade in the Philippines, 
where doctors, hospitals and 
clinics have conspired with 
American veterans to sub- 
mit bogus claims, according 
to prosecutors and court 
records. 

Seventeen people have 
been convicted so far- 



including at least a dozen 
U.S. military retirees-in a 
little-noticed investigation 
that has been handled by 
federal prosecutors out of 
Wisconsin because a 
Madison company holds the 
contract to process many of 
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retirees who played along, 
court records reviewed by 
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With graduation just around the corner... 

We are left asking, "What did I learn?" 




Grace Regalado 

Advertising manager 

The end of the school 
year and especially gradua- 
tion is around the bend and 
we may be asking ourselves, 
"What did I learn"? Now I 
could give you my whole life 
story on choosing a path for 
my college career, the 
schools I've applied to and 
how I considered transfer- 
ring and everything in 
between, but it's a typical 
situation that's all been said 
and done perhaps a trillion 
million times. 

Although, sometimes I 
do ask myself how an indi- 
vidual from the cornfields of 
central Pa. landed out here 
on the western side of the 
state. What I have learned 
in four years is stereotypical 
argument over "east-side"- 
"west-side," from things 



like, "rubber-bands" versus 
"gum-bands," "Eagles" ver- 
sus "Steelers," and the ever 
so popular "soda" versus 
"pop." I also used to think it 
was ironic how every girl 
I've met or talked to have 
either been in the band in 
their high school in some 
form or another and or 
played softball. Whereas, I 
sang in choir and played 
field hockey, which I guess 
was the "east" thing to do 
...and then I had to explain 
what field hockey was. 

I've also been intrigued 
to learn that while driving 
home on 80 up to Clearfield, 
every station plays country 
music except for maybe two. 
And those two stations that 
don't play country have 
"new hit songs" that actual- 
ly came out eight months 
prior. I've also enjoyed 
learning that no matter how 
drab you're dressed or what 
the weather is like outside, 
truckers still manage to 
honk at you anyway. 

Aside from that, proba- 
bly the most important 



thing I have learned is the 
inevitability of how things 
can just change over night. 
Many of us go through life 
thinking we know exactly 
what we want and exactly 
when those things will take 
place. For many of us we 
beheve planning is essen- 
tial. For others like me, the 
"non-plan" plan is more effi- 
cient. I'm gradually learning 
that things just happen for a 
reason, which is probably 
one of those life- long lessons 
that are hard to come by. 

The reason might most 
definitely be unknown or it 
may unravel 10 years from 
now, who really knows. 
Sometimes things don't go 
the way we planned and we 
have to realize that it's 
okay. And we could either 
dwell on such things not 
occurring the way we want 
or when we want and be 
miserable, or we could let it 
go and realize that regard- 
less, things are supposed to 
happen when they should 
and how they should. 

It's really strange to 




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think about how quick the 
past four years went. Even 
though I'm still close with a 
bunch of friends from home, 
I've managed to gain an 
extended family via "the 
604." And maybe it was 
meant to be that way. 
However, the past four 
years of being on the "non- 
plan" plan has turned out as 
good as it gets, because even 
the slightest most serious 
intention I could have 
changed overnight. 



The author is a senior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the advertising 
manager of The Call. 



Political Column 



Zach Hause 

Columnist 

Fresh off of her 
Pennsylvania primary victo- 
ry, presidential 
Republican... or I mean 
Democratic hopeful Hillary 
CUnton wasted no time yet 
again mocking, or at least 
mimicking those in the 
Obama campaign. With 
chants of "YES, we will" 
pounding like the bass drum 
at a Def Leppard concert, 
Hillary stood amongst the 
Pennsylvania political elite, 
smiling, cackling and wav- 
ing to her supporters. Her 
celebration was very appro- 
priate, as it was held in 
Philadelphia, an area that 
she lost handily in most 
precincts, and throughout 
Philly, lost overall by about 
thirty points. But hey, why 
would she celebrate some- 
where that people actually 
voted for her? Because that 
would mean she would have 
to come back through 
Central and Western 
Pennsylvania, and with Ed 
Rendell there, it's obvious 
that won't happen. 

But after all of this 
fighting between the 



Democrats in Pennsylvania, 
and really across the coun- 
try, what is John McCain 
doing to keep himself busy? 
Getting ready to join Bob 
Dole in a Viva Viagra com- 
mercial? Is he being a 
creepy old mall guy? Maybe 
he is getting ready to take 
advantage of the Senior 
Citizen Discount Day at the 
fruit market. The truth is, 
no one knows what John 
McCain is doing. He is get- 
ting a free pass from the 
press, despite his lack of 
knowledge about Middle 
Eastern politics and reli- 
gion. And for those support- 
ers of John McCain who 
want to get huffy puffy 
about that, please inform 
me how many times he has 
confused Sunnis and 
Shiites. Everyone makes 
gaffes, but this is almost as 
bad as the sniper fire story. 
But I guess for most people 
here in the United States, if 
you ask them what a Sunni 
is, they will tell you that 
they don't give a "Shiite." 

But all joking aside, 
McCain gets no press at all 
with the Democrats' bicker- 
ing going on, but why would 
he want to stay out of the 



news right now? Sure, he 
might get the occasional 
hostile crowd on Martin 
Luther King Day because he 
voted against the holiday 
some twenty-five years ago. 
But in his defense, he would 
not have been even 50 years 
old yet. Everyone knows 
that a person's intellectual 
peak does not occur until 
atleast the age of 60 or 65, 
especially in honoring a 
prominent civil rights 
leader who died for the 
rights of millions of other 
people. Really, it's quite 
apparent that anyone under 
the age of fifty would have 
voted against a holiday to 
commemorate the most 
important civil rights leader 
in the last half century. 

But thankfully, McCain 
is now sensible enough to go 
against the majority of 
Americans again, just like 
when he opposed MLK Day, 
and support all of George 
Bush's foreign policy deci- 
sions, including a carbon 
copy policy of the Iraq War. 
Thank God! Rest assured! 
The terrorists from Iraq will 
not attack the United States 
again! I know I feel safer. 
After all, there were at 



least... wait a minute... oh 
my, well, none of the terror- 
ists that attacked us on 
September 11 were from 
Iraq. But at least we are 
fighting where most of the 
terrorists were from origi- 
nally, right? Oh wait, again, 
my mistake, most of them 
were from Saudi Arabia. 
Okay, well, at least we have 
more troops in Afghanistan, 
where the terrorist head- 
quarters was before 
September 11, than we do in 
Iraq. Damn! Wrong again! 
Last chance, McCain, you 
better be right on one of 
these Bush foreign policy 
decisions. Okay... here we 
go. At least we have cap- 
tured or killed Osama bin 
Laden, the man responsible 
for September 11. CRAP! 
Bush! McCain! Where is bin 
Laden?! How are people 
supposed to support you if 
every decision you make is 
wrong? 

And finally, on a truly 
serious note, thanks to 
everyone who voted 
Tuesday, or sent in absentee 
ballots. Now, get your 
friends to register and vote 
in November! 



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Students help raise over $1 9,000 at Relay for Life I Divine Nine step show at CUP screen Actors Cuild stm battling strike threats 



Luke Hampton 

Staff Writer 

There were groups of 
people endlessly walking in 
circles. Men and women 
fought the feeling of exhaus- 
tion after heing awal<e for 
24 hours, all in order to find 
a cure. 

Among the students was 
co-event chairwoman 

Chelsea Nene, a freshman 
secondary education 

English major. Nene walked 
and watched as her hard 
work for the cancer event, 
Relay for Life, became a suc- 
cess. 

The Relay for Life took 
place at the university 
recreational center. It began 
on April 18 and lasted 
through April 19. 

The event may only 
have lasted 24 hours, but 



organizers have hvm work- 
ing on tin- details for quite 
some time. 

"We've been working on 
the event since September." 
said Nene. 

The group of organizers, 
made up of roughly 15 peo- 
ple, met once a week to plan 
and prepare to meet theii- 
goal of raising $15,000. 

On the day of the event, 
38 teams came to support 
the cause. 

"It was a record break- 
ing year for us," said Nene. 
"It was exciting." 

Once there, teams set 
up a tent for the evening 
and were urged to decorate 
it for a tent judging contest 
later in the evening. 

In order to keep the 
relay entertaining, various 
walking styles and themes 
were incorporated into the 
laps. These included the 



"Jump On It" dance, jump 
rope lap, crab walk lap and 
the Chicken Dance lap. 

While it was fun and 
games during the day, the 
event became serious at 7 
p.m. .At this time, the 
acknowledgement of cancer 
survivors began. Survivors 
took a lap, and a memorial 
lap was also held. 

Nene's favorite part of 
the evening was what came 
after the survivors' time. 

"I really liked the lumi- 
naria service. 1 think this is 
the most touching part, 
being able to see all the peo- 
ple who were affected by 
cancer," she said. 

The luminaries, or bags 
with candles in them, had 
the names of someone 
affected by cancer in memo- 
ry of those people. Nene 
hoped that by attending 
Relay for Life, people would 




Lindsay Grystar / The Clarion Call 
The luminaries were set-up on the floor in the recreation center in memory of those who have 
been touched by cancer. They each had the name of someone who has died from the disease. 




Maddy Cline / The Clarion Call 

This year's Relay for Life theme was "Making a Difference Around the World." Each team was 
assigned a country and decorated their space accordingly. 



get a better sense of how 
cancer impacts everyone 
and how big it is. 

After the serious portion 
of the night was complete, it 
was back to fun and games 
for the rest of the evening. 
Participants took part in a 
digital camera scavenger 
hunt, a limbo lap, a piggy 
back lap and a three legged 
race. 

With long hours until 
morning, many participants 
used different techniques to 
fight the urge to fall asleep. 

"I really wanted to sup- 
port the staff that put the 
event on," said Casey Kopac 
a junior elementary educa- 
tion major. 



Nene kept motivated by 
counting the money 
throughout the night. 

"Being able to sec the 
money amounts rise and 
grow closer to our goal was 
exciting." 

Kopac. who was part of 
the Interhall Council team, 
said she had a lot of fun 
helping raise money for the 
fight of cancer. 

"The survivor cere- 
monies were my favorite 
part, it was really interest- 
ing to see and hear cancer 
patients and survivors," 
said Kopac. "Long hours are 
part of the experience." 

By the time the event 
was over, it was evident 



that this year's event raised 
more money than in previ- 
ous years. The goal of 
$15,000 was surpassed by 
raisuig a total of $19,400, 
the most money raised for 
Relay for Life on the Clarion 
University campus. 

Seven months after 
starting the beginning 
stages of the event, Nene is 
pleased with her work. 

"I'm really glad I joined. 
1 couldn't think of volunteer- 
ing for a better cause." 

After attending this 
event, Nene hopes people 
will donate more now that 
they know what organiza- 
tion to give to. 



International speaker series concludes with look at Uganda 



KJ Wetter 

SfaH Vvriter 

The international 

speaker series came to a 
close at Clarion University 
on Tuesday at 7 p.m. in 
Hart Chapel. This week's 
presentation gave Clarion 
University students and 
community members a grim 
look into the world of 
Uganda. 

Uganda is a country in 
East Africa, bordered by 
Kenya and Sudan. Few peo- 
ple know, however, that a 
huge civil war has been rag- 
ing there for the past 21 
years. It has taken countless 
lives, particularly chil- 
dren's. 

Clarion University 
graduate student Brian 
Wankiiri began the evening. 
Originally from Uganda, 
Wankiiri gave audience 
members a brief history of 
his native country. He then 
went into some disturbing 
facts, Hke less than 1 per- 
cent of what is spent global- 
ly on weapons and ammuni- 
tion is enough to put every 
child in the world in school. 



After Wankiiri's intro- 
duction, the lights grew dim 
and a documentary 
appeac^d, pn..the pKojectipn 
screen. Th& documentary, 
filmed by three students, 
was titled "Invisible 
Children" and focused on 
the everyday struggles the 
children of Uganda are 
forced to deal with. 

The documentary start- 
ed out in a light tone. Its 
"Blair Witch Project" style 
gave it a humorous appeal. 

The students arrived at 
Kenya first. There, the doc- 
umentary showed them 
fighting off dangerous 
snakes armed with nothing 
but a stick, blowing up ter- 
mite hills and lots of vomit- 
ing. The film rapidly lost its 
comedic aspect shortly after. 

From Kenya, the stu- 
dents traveled to Sudan in 
hopes of uncovering an 
award winning story, but, 
after discovering nothing 
but barren land, it was off to 
their next location in Africa: 
Uganda. 

Shortly after arriving in 
Uganda, the students knew 
thev had found what thev 



had been looking for. They 
arrived to find several starv- 
ing, potbellied children par- 
entless in overcrowded 
refugee camps. The three 
students talked with some 
elders and quickly learned 
about the situation. 

Each night the children 
of Uganda must walk many 
miles to avoid being abduct- 
ed by the rebel group the 
Lord's Resistance Army 
(LRA). The children were 
given the name "night com- 
muters." 

The LRA was started in 
1987 by a man named 
Joseph Kony to rebel 
against the Uganda govern- 
ment. Kony targets and 
abducts children ages five to 
12 to brainwash and join his 
army. Once abducted and 
brainwashed, these children 
are programmed to be 
killing machines, trained to 
carry out Kony's will. 

The student filmmakers 
followed a group of children 
as they traveled from camp 
to camp and documented 
the children's struggles in 
their living conditions just 
to stay alive. 



The most dramatic part 
of the film came at the end 
when a boy name Jacob said 
thati. iie would rather die 
than keep on living the way 
he was. Jacob's tears and 
weeping were quickly over- 
shadowed by the camera- 
man's. 

After the documentary, 
keynote speaker Paul Poast 
took the stage. 

Poast's presentation 
was titled "Opportunity, 
Grievance, and Democratic 
Institutions: How 

Democracy Does and Does 
Not Prevent Civil War." 

He is currently working 
on his Ph. D. in political sci- 
ence at the University of 
Michigan. Poast also stud- 
ied economics at Miami 
University and the London 
School of Economics. 

Poast has also written a 
book titled "The Economics 
of War," which is what his 
presentation was based on. 

Audience members got 
an inside look at how civil 
wars, or insurgencies as 
Poast referred to it, start. 
He explored many scholarly 
theories and graphs to illus- 




Casey McGovern / The Clarion Call 

Paul Poast presented at the International Speaker Series about 
what leads to civil war in coutries. 



trate his point. 

Poa.st explained that 
four main opportunities can 
lead to insurgencies: income 
per capita, population, oil 
exports and mountainous 
terrain. He concluded his 
presentation stating that it 
is possible for democratic 
countries to experience civil 
wars but is more likely to 



happen in autocratic coun- 
tries. 

The evening and series 
was concluded with a panel 
discussion with Wankiiri, 
political science professor 
Dr. Barry Sweet and 
Clarion Limestone teacher 
and missionary to Uganda, 
Alissa Cooper. 



Alexandra Wilson 



The Divine .Nine Sttp 
Show presented by thi' 
University Activities Board 
took place on April 19, in the 
demmel Multi-Purpose 
Room, showing off the skill 
and ability oftlie five fratr'i- 




nities and soroi'ities that 
took part in the festivities. 

"The Divine Nine" is 
made up of nine Black 
Creeare all a part t)i' the 
National Pan-Hellenic 

Council. Of the nine Creek 
organizations, two sororities 
and three fraternitie.«i par- 
ticipated in the show, step- 
ping their way into the 
hearts of the audience. 

Organizations included 
sororities Delta Sigma 
Theta and Zeta Phi Beta, 
and fraternities I'hi Beta 



SiLiiiui. Ini.i Phi Theta and 
Hmeua Psi Phi. Each group 
iiiadf ihemselves stand eut 
uith unique stepping, cos- 
tuini' choice and voices. 

Larrv (', Piekett, a 
('laiion ,\lumni. Kappa 
.Alpha Psi brother and for- 
mer stepper, was a judge 
(liu'ing the stepp show. 

"Traditionally. 
A I V i {• a n • 
A in e r i c a n 
Creeks have 
expressed a lot 
of tradition in 
(l;mce and 

some demon- 
stration of 
coordination 
by stepping in 
sync." said 
Pickett. "The 
whole idea is 
having fun in a 
clean way. 
demonstrating 
unique talent, 
hand clapping, 
showmanship, 
and voice 

response in a 
type of fellow- 
ship." 

The sisters of Delta 
Sigma Theta took the stage 
first to kick off the evening. 
'Che group demonstrated 
strong leaders and a lot of 
positive attitude. The girls 
exhibited funky steps and 
transitions, making them- 
selves heard with their loud, 
energetic voices. 

The brothers of Phi Beta 
Sigma gave an incredibly 
athletic performance, filled 
with hack Hips, high kicks, 
and at one point intertwined 
themselves to look like a 
table of people. The men 



playfully poked fun at their 
fellow sororities before end- 
mg their routine by exiting 
through the crowd. 

While only two brothers 
trom the Iota Phi Theta fra- 
ternity took the stage, they 
gave a very theatrical per- 
formance, basing their 
sketch around the MTV 
show "Making the Band." 
They kept the crowd on the 
edge of their seat by incor- 
porating hammers and 
swords into their stepping, 
making the audience gasp 
every time they swung over 
each others heads. 

The Zeta Phi Beta sis- 
ters impressively stepped 
their way around the stage 
in high heels. Their beauti- 
ful voices echoed through 
the room and their attitude 
commanded the attention of 
the crowd. 

The brothers of Omega 
Psi Phi took the stage last 
find indisputably proved to 
be the crowd favorite. Their 
athletic performance with 
fast paced steps and back 
flips was filled with intensi- 
ty and high energy. Their 
playful personalities showed 
through when they incorpo- 
rated a skit to singers R. 
Kelly and Usher's hit "Same 
Girl." 

The evening ended with 
a performance by Clarion's 
own dance team. After the 
performance, all of the 
groups, as well as the audi- 
ence members, danced 
through out the room, fin- 
ishing the festivities with an 
all night dance party, mak- 
ing the event a success. 



M'TKir Review 

r 

L A closer look at Story of the Year's newest album 

1 




Chris Campbell 

Album: Scream .Aim fire 
Label: Epitaph/ Ada 
Rating: ;V5 

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Story of the Yeai- (a.k.a. 
Story or SOTY) is a hand 
that was originally formed 
in St. Louis in 199.'). It cur- 
rently consists of Dan 
Marsala (vocals), Ryan 
Phillips (lead guitaiK Philip 
Sneed (rhythm guitar. 
vocals), Adam Russell 
(bass), and Josh Wills 
(drums). 

Initially named BI.l; 
Blue Monkey, they chanp'd 
their name to Story of the 
Year in 2001 because a blue: 



group of the same name had 
already existed. 

It would not be until 
eight years after forming 
that Story of the Year saw 
Its first piece of commercial 
success in its major label 
debut. Pag(> Avenue, con- 
taining the popular singles 
"Until the Day I Die" and 
"Anthem of Our Dying Day". 

\ second album, "In the 
Wake of Determination," fol- 
lowed in 2005, but did not 
achieve the success of its 
predecessor. The band has 
returned with their third 
album "The Black Swan," 
their fiist on Epitaph 
liecords. 

Here is a rundown of 
some of the best and worst 
tra(d\s to look for on the 
album: 

"Wake Up" is the first 
single made available from 
the album, it is a very good 
indication of where the band 
is at right now, energetic, 
melodic and rockin'. Strong 
in backup vocals and solid 
(leliverv. this one is bound to 



be huge in the live setting, 
sing-a-longs will be aplenty. 

"The Antidote" is catchi- 
er than the flu, the chorus 
will inject itself in your 
mind instantly, "all we need 
is a reason all we need is 
right here inside us all." A 
huge melodic rock song with 
definite potential to become 
a future single, sweet little 
guitar solo going on too. 

"Welcome To Our New 
War" closes things up, in the 
same way the disc opened, a 
frenzy^ A fast paced, heavy 
track that jumps around 
between different speeds, 
has a catchy chorus, nice 
guitar lines and overall is 
well delivered and closes 
things up quite nicely. 

This album is set to 
send Story Of The Year to a 
whole new level. The album 
is full of potential singles 
that will no doubt impact on 
the mainstream. The good 
thing is they have found the 
perfect balance between 
heavy and catchy. 



Associated Press 

The Screen Actors Guild 
has reached separate deals 
that will allow the comple- 
tion of 95 independent 
movie productions if actors 
go on strike, a person with 
the union said Tuesday. 

The disclosure came as 
formal contract negotiations 
between SAG and 
Hollywood studios entered 
their second week. 

The person, who was not 
authorized to speak publicly 
about the deals and request- 
ed anonymity, said repre- 
sentatives of the produc- 
tions have signed guaran- 
teed completion contracts 
with the guild that clear the 
way for film companies to 
raise financing and start 
work. 

The Alliance of Motion 
Picture and Television 
Producers, which represents 



studios, declined to com- 
ment on the deals. 

Both sides have been 
tightlipped about their for- 
mal contract discussions, 
which began April 15. They 
are trying to avoid a replay 
of the 100-day strike by 
Hollywood writers. 

"I think (the guild) has 
taken a very reasonable 
approach vis-a-vis the inde- 
pendents," said Bob Yari, a 
producer of the Oscarwin- 
ning film "Crash" who is 
applying for guarantees on 
two films. "They're not 
penalizing us by striking us, 
basically." 

Yari said the guild told 
him work could continue as 
long as his productions did 
not have ties to major stu- 
dios such as Paramount, 
Sony and Warner Bros. 

His production company 
was set to start work on 
"Killing Pablo," a $40 mil- 
lion project about 



Colombian drug czar Pablo 
Escobar starring Christian 
Bale, and "Governess," a 
romantic comedy starring 
Jennifer Lopez. 

The deals guarantee the 
companies would be able to 
keep actors working during 
a strike if they abide 
retroactively by the terms of 
the long-term contract even- 
tually reached with the 
major studios. 

Jonathan Handel, an 
entertainment attorney and 
former writers guild lawyer, 
called the independent pro- 
duction guarantees "ankle 
biters" that would not 
undermine the actors' nego- 
tiating power. 

Any party can file such 
a claim, which will go 
through the board's investi- 
gation process before a deci- 
sion is made on whether 
there's enough evidence to 
proceed to a hearing. 




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CONCERT 

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Dimmu Borgir w/ 
Behemoth* Keep of 
Kalessin: Mr. Smalls, 
April 24, 6:00 p.m. $30. 
Tickets available at 
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malls, 866-468-3401 

Jackie Greene w/ Tim 
Bluhm of The Mother 
Hips: Mr.Smalls, April 26, 
7 p.m. $20. 21+. Tickets 
available at 866-468-3401 

Pepper w. special guest 
Red Eye Empire: Mr. 

Smalls, April 28, 8 p.m. 
$16, All ages. For more 
ticket information visit 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
mals. 

Willy Porter w. Peter 
King: Club Cafe, April 25, 
7:30 p.m. $18. 21+ Tickets 
available at www.tick- 
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May 



Mr. Smalls. May, 2, 1 p»m. 
$17-19. tkkets available at 
www.ticketweb.cora/mrs- 
malls, 8^.468.3401 

Exposure Music Festival 
featuring over 10 local 
alternative and punk 
bands: Mt. Smalls. May, 3, 
11 a.m. All ages. $12. 
Tickets at door. 

New Monsoon: Club Cafe, 
May. 5, 9 p.m. $12. 21+ 
tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club- 
cafe 

Children of Bodom w/ 
Into Eternity, 

HoHowpoint: Mr. Smalk. 
May, 5, 7 p.m. $22.50 Ail 
ages, tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/rars- 
mails, 866.468. 

Tea Leaf Green w/ 
Moonalice: Mr. Smalls. 
May, 10, 8 p.m. $15. All 
ages, tickets avaflabie at 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
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Cornmeal: Club Cafe. 
Bouncing Souls w/ Tim May, 15, 10 p.m. $10. 21+. 
Barry, Gaslight Anthem: Tickets at 866-468.3401 



Pete and J / Kristen 
Price: Guh Cafe. May, 22, 
6 p.m. $ 8 . 21+ Tickets 
www-ticketweb.com/club- 
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Justin Townes Earle: 
Club Cafe. May 23, 6 p.m. 
$10-12. 21+. tickets at 
www.tieketweb.com/club- 
cafe, ^6.468.3401 

Amoeba Records 

Presents - Kate Walsh, 
Quiney Coleman, 

Brandi Shearer Club 
Cafe. May, 29, 6 p.m. $10- 
12. tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club- 
cafe, 866.468,3401 

Coheed and Cambria w/ 
Barontss: Gravity 

Nightclub. May, 30, 7 p.m. 
$27-28.50. tickets: 

www.tieketweb.com/gravi 
ty, 866.468.3401 



*all venma are located in 
the Pittsburgh area. For 
more information visit the 
Web sites of Mr. Smalls, 
Gravity Nightclub and 
Club Cafe. 



Movie Review 

Walk Hard is non-stop laughter and entertainment 




George Bosiljevac 

Staff Writer 

Film: Walk Hard: The 
Dewey Cox story 
Director: Jake Kasdan 
Rating: 4.5/ 5 



BerO to travel with rock bond for USO entertainment tour I Afrkan-Amerkan dancer performs for students l|r!$n$n$ri|fc 



Nicole Armstrong 

Staff W:He! 

Jamie Bero. an 
Assistant Director of 
Campus Life at Clarion 
University and a resident of 
the Clarion Area, has been 
offered a unique opportunity 
to travel with a rock band. 
The Redding Brothers, as 
their sound technician dur- 
ing their USO tour through- 
out the Middle East. 

The USO (United 
Service Organizations) has 
acted as the link that 
bridges the gap between the 
American people and the 
troops abroad. The organi- 
zation not only provides 
entertainment, but also lift.s 
morale and provides comfort 
for troops and famihes. 

From April 29 to May 



23. Bero will begin the tour 
through Armed Forces 
Entertainment— the non- 
celebrity portion of the USO 
-with The Redding 
Brothers: Micah, Josiah and 
Gabriel. 

The show will travel 
through seven Middle 
Eastern countries including 
Kyrgyzstan, Afghanistan, 
Qatar, Djibouti. United 
Arab Emirates, Bahrain and 
Saudi Arabia. 

Armed Forces 

Entertainment and its per- 
formers have been providing 
soldiers, airmen, marine.^ 
and sailors with quality 
entertainment since 1951 
and hosts 1.200 .shows 
around the world \ early. 

Acts such as musicians, 
comedians. cheerleaders 
and celebrities of sport.s. 



movies and television are 
brought all around the 
world to perform, in hopes of 
providing appealing enter- 
tainment for the troops. 

Bero is excited to add 
this experience to her list of 
growing accomplishments 
which include the 

University Activities Board 
advisor. Clarion University 
Cheerleading Coach, Dance 
Team Advisor, Delta Zeta 
Sorority .Advisor, Phi Beta 
Sigma Fraternity .Advisor 
and Ski Club Advisor. 

She is also a volunteer 
fire fighter with Clarion 
Fire and Hose Company 
number one and the Third 
Lieutenant on the Clarion 
County Emergency 

Response Team. 

Originally from Purity. 
Ohio. Bero is a graduate 



from Ohio State who came 
across this opportunity 
through a friend. 

"T was a Delta Zeta with 
the band's tour manager." 
she said. 

When The Redding 
Brothers were added as an 
addition to the USO tour, it 
was mentioned that they 
needed a sound technician. 
Bero, excited for the oppor- 
tunity, took the position 
offered to her from the 
group's tour manager. 

This won't be Bero's 
first road tour. In 2004, she 
helped with wardrobe for 
country singer Clint Black. 

In order to get involved 
with experiences .such as 
these. Bero said, "It's basi- 
cally about taking advan- 
tage of opportunities and 
knowing the people who can 



help get you involved." 

The Redding Brothers, 
originally From Charleston. 
W. Va. arc one ol' the many 
groups who ha\e signed on 
to Armed Forces 

Kntcrtainnu'nt. Others 

include Jeimy Boyle, Edwin 
McCain and Hinder. 

The Redding Brothers 
have released two albums 
with Brick & Stone Records. 
The first is titled "WLsdom 
of the Green Shag Carpet," 
and the second. "The 
Physics of Immortality." 
which was released last 
year. 

Accordinsf to previous 
statements, the Redding 
Brothers are excited about 
the toil) for the troops. 
Micah has said. "We are 
really looking forward to 
playing foi- the troops in 



Southwest Asia. We want to 
bring them some good 
American rock and roll. Our 
brother is in the Marines, 
and he spent time in Iraq. 
His experience is what got 
us interested in going over 
there to share our music 
with the men and women 
who are I'ar from home." 

The Redding Brothers 
have played at Clarion 
Univei'sity during the open- 
ing weekend for incoming 
freshman students and 
their families for the last 
few years. They will return 
next semester on August 22 
for a performance outside 
the Gemnndl Student 
Complex from 3 to (5 p.m. 




Casey McGovern / The Clarion Call 
Participating in Clarion university's Black Arts Week an African-American dancer performs in 
Gemmell Student Complex on April 23. 



When I first saw this 
movie in the theatres, I was 
very skeptical about how 
this film was going to be. 
However, after I saw it my 
face actually did hurt from 
laughing so hard. 

"Walk Hard: the Dewy 
Cox Story" takes you on a 
journey that you will not 
believe. A hit comedy that 
mocks both Walk the Line 
and Ray, will have you and 
your friends laughing the 
whole time. 

Dewy Cox, (John C. 
Reilly, "Talledega Nights") 
had it all, the women, over 
400 friends, the money and 
the life but it all didn't start 
that way for little Dewey 

One day as a child play- 
ing with his older and far 
more talented brother got 



into a play sword fight acci- 
dently cut his brother, half 
ending his life. The resent- 
ment from his father would 
always haunt Dewey, but 
that wouldn't stop him from 
making the music that ulti- 
mately changed the world of 
rock and roll. 

Dewey Cox grew up in a 
small urban town and 
learned how to play the gui- 
tar after the death of his 
brother. After he learned 
how to play so good the sky 
was the limit. Along with 
playing rock and roll came 
the life of being a rock star. 

Even after getting bust- 
ed by the police for buying 
illegal pills, having over 22 
children and 22 half broth- 
ers and sisters couldn't even 
stop Dewey Cox from mak- 
ing his music. 

After being very suc- 
cessful throughout most of 
the 1950s and 1960s, Cox 
hit a dry spot and times 
were changing and he had a 
hard time changing with 
those times. 

Longing for his lover 
and co-singer Darleen 
Madison (Jenna Fischer, 
"The Office") Dewey Cox 
went through a dark period 
of his life. With no other 
route to take, he created his 
own television show just 
like a lot of other former 



rock stars tried doing in the 
70s. The drugs ended up 
getting the best of Dewey, 
driving away his family, his 
band and his lover Darleen. 

After losing it all, a little 
light started to shine on 
Dewey Cox when one of his 
sons comes to surprise him 
and wants to play catch, 
that's when it all makes 
sense to Dewey. He realizes 
he was never there for all 44 
of his children, and after liv- 
ing the life of a rock star, 
everything that really mat- 
tered finally made sense to 
him, and that was family. 

There was still one piece 
missing from the puzzle, his 
love Darleen. You'll have to 
watch to find out if she 
comes back. Dewey's little 
brother's ghost comes to 
haunt him and tells him to 
create the masterpiece he's 
been trying to create his 
whole life, that's easier said 
then done, though. 

Overall I thought this 
movie was excellent, it made 
me laugh from beginning to 
end, and is a great buy to 
pop in when you want to 
relax and laugh with your 
friends. I give this film 4.5 
out of 5 laves and recom- 
mend next time anyone 
wants to watch, do yourself 
a favor and check this film 
out! 



6 April 24, 2008 



Entertainmtnt 



The Clarion Call 



Harambee Youth performs at Hart Chapel 



Sharon Orie 

Staff Writer 

The Harambee Youth 
Organization from 

Youngstown, OH per- 
formed authentic African 
music and dance. The 
dancers and musicians 
were dressed in repHcas of 
African dress. The produc- 
tion was part of Black Arts 
Week. 

They opened with a 
dance of welcome. All of 
the dances were extremely 
powerful and clearly 
showed that the dancers 
had something to say. 
There were around 20 
female dancers in the 
troop. Their ages ranged- 
from eight to 18 years old. 

Their costumes were 
colorful and vibrant, espe- 
cially in the closing dance . 
As mentioned, their cos- 
tumes resembled clothes 
that would be worn by 
native women in Africa. It 
certainly added flavor to 
the show, making it more 
realistic. 

Some of the other 
dances were the dance of 
fertility, which was a cele- 
bration of life and fertility, 
and the rite of passage. 
This teaches young men 
and women how to be pro- 
ductive members of society 
and teach them their roles 
in society. Most of the 
dances the dancers per- 
formed up and down the 
aisles in the audience. 
There were also solos in 
the rite of passage dance. 
Each of the dancers was 
given a chance to be center- 
stage. 

"The focus of dancing is 




to build 
c h a r a c - 
ter," said 
R n 
Miller, 
founder, 
along 
with his 
wife 
Lynnette 
K i m a k 
Miller. 
"It con- 
nects so 
much to 
what we 
see and 
hear 
musical- 
ly," he 
said, 
"music is 
part of 

everything we do." 

The music was just as 
powerful as the dancing. 
The only instruments that 
were used were percussion, 
mostly the bongo drums. 
Both girls and boys played 
the bongos in their little 
band of drummers. The 
music and the dancing 
complimented each other 
nicely. The musicians got 
the audience involved with 
three of the songs. 

The first song was to 
basically get the audience 
to dance. The purpose of 
the other two songs was to 
get the audience to sing 
along. The songs they sang 
with the audience are 
called "call and response" 
songs. These types of 
songs are a big part of 
African music. 

"Call and response is a 
staple in African music in 
church, blues, jazz, and 
even hip-hop," Ron said. 

Lynnette stared 



Maddy Cline/ The Clarion Call 
Harambee in 1980 while 
she was still in college. 
The program started as a 
youth group as a result of a 
disruption in her neighbor- 
hood. A new neighbor 
moved in to the neighbor- 
hood and caused the com- 
munity distraction. She 
wanted to get the children 
of the neighborhood's 
minds off the disruptions 
and focus on learning. 
Miller wanted to educate 
the young people with 
music and dance. All of the 
instructors are former 
Harambee participants. 

Harambee's perform- 
ance was remarkable. 
Both the dancing and the 
music were well performed 
and executed. I thoroughly 
enjoyed what the perform- 
ers had to say, and the way 
they presented their 
thoughts. 

If Harambee's ever 
returns to Clarion I highly 
recommend seeing them. 




Two great Indie Bonds rock the 'Burgh 



Dr. Elisabeth Donato 

Contributing Writer 

A few months ago, I 
managed to score second 
row seats to a show that The 
New Pornographers, an 
"indie" band from 
Vancouver, Canada, gave at 
the Carnegie Library of 
Homestead on Saturday, 
April 12. 

If you are not familiar 
with the Carnegie Library of 
Homestead music hall, it is 
a gorgeous, 1,022 seat- 
venue, in which it would be 
hard to find one bad seat. 

Okkervil River, a very 
decent indie band from 
Austin, Texas (which has 
been in existence since 
1998), was the opening act. 
They started at about 8: 15 
or so, ripping right into "The 
President's Dead," one of the 
few songs of theirs with 
which I was thoroughly 
familiar. 

I was very favorably 
impressed by this band's 
performance^ lots of talent, 
lots of energy, especially on 
the lead singer's and drum- 
mer's part. 

My favorite was a rendi- 
tion of "Sloop John B." It 
took me a little while to 
realize that this song, which 
sounded amazing, was actu- 
ally the Beach Boys' leg- 
endary tune. To me, that 
cover was the highlight of 
Okkervil River's set 
because they infused it with 
raw power and anger, which 
the Beach Boys never did, 
and probably couldn't do in 
1966. 

It is only after the con- 
cert that I found out that 
this cover of "Sloop John B" 



is part of the final track on 
Okkervil River's newest 
album. The Stage Names, 
which is titled "John AUyn 
Smith Sails." 

One drawback about 
this band, however, was 
that it barely communicated 
with the audience. The only 
time any contact was made 
with it was when the lead 
singer. Will Sheff, asked 
everyone to please rise. It is 
obvious that it must be 
highly frustrating for any 
rock band to play to a seated 
audience in a "pretty" venue 
like the Carnegie Library at 
Homestead. 

This was one dynamite 
opening act, one of the best I 
have ever seen No wonder 
Lou Reed is a fan of this 
band), and they have also 
become one of my new 
favorite bands - I have 
already purchased The 
Stage Names on iTunes. 

By the time Okkervil 
River was done, it was about 
9:00, and The New 
Pornographers never hit the 
stage until 9:30. They 
opened with "Your Rights 
Versus Mine" from their lat- 
est release. Challengers. I 
would say that the band was 
lackluster at first, and I got 
a little worried. I did not 
want to leave with the 
impression that the opening 
act had been better than the 
headliner. By about their 
fifth song, the band gained 
lots of momentum. 

I can't give here a com- 
plete line up of what they 
performed, but they played 
lots of songs from 
Challengers, and a bunch 
from Twin Cinema, includ- 
ing a breathtaking rendition 
of "The Bleeding Heart 



Show." with which they 
closed their set. 

"Adventures in Solitude" 
was also a magnificent high- 
light of the show. 

With The New 
Pornographers, you never 
know who's going to be on 
stage on any given night, 
because all of its members 
are deeply involved in side 
projects but everyone was 
there, including Dan Bejar, 
of Destroyer's fame. 

Another major highlight 
was a rollicking cover of 
ELO's "Don't Bring Me 
Down." The band returned 
for an encore of just three 
energy-ladden numbers, 
and then left for good. I was 
a tad disappointed that they 
did not play "Myriad 
Harbour," my favorite song 
from Challengers. 

I found it unfortunate 
that this is another band 
that does not connect much 
to its audience. The lead 
singer, Carl Newman, 
solved the issue of playing 
for a seated audience by 
immediately asking every- 
one to stand before even 
beginning to play (and the 
entire audience remained 
standing for the duration of 
the show.) There were a cou- 
ple of bantering moments, 
but no genuine "bonding" 
between the band and its 
audience. 

Altogether, that was an 
evening well spent. There's 
a lot of wonderful new music 
being made by great bands 
out there, and I would 
encourage anyone over, let's 
sa\; the age of 40 who still 
listens exclusively to "clas- 
sic rock of the 60's. 70's. 80's. 
and 90"s" to branch out a bit. 



Comics: Not just for movie remakes 



Joey Pettine 

Staff Writer 

Since X-Men first pre- 
miered, movie screens have 
been flooded with comic 
book adaptations. Some of 
the best movies have been 
graphic novels; V For 
Vendetta, Sin City, A 
History Of Violence, Road 
To Perdition, and 300. These 
characters and stories are so 
popular yet no one reads 
them. My goal by the time 
you finish this article is that 
you want to go out and read 
a comic yourself. Don't know 
what to get? I've recom- 
mended some of the greatest 
novels of all time. 
Remember, just because 
they have pictures doesn't 
mean they aren't as good as 
books. 

1. Hellboy- The 
Chained Coffin And Others 
by Mike Mignola. This col- 
lection of short comics about 
Hellboy, the paranormal 
detective from Hell, is a 
great place to begin. 
Featuring stories on the ori- 
gin of Hellboy as well as 
tales involving pancakes 
and a corpse that just won't 
shut up, this collection is a 
awesome read. 

2. Bone- The story of 
a strange little creature, his 
two loud-mouthed brothers, 
and what happens when 
they get kicked out of 
Boneville and are forced to 
fend for themselves in the 
enchanted forest. A fantasti- 
cal adventure involving rac- 
ing cows, talking dragons, 
beautiful heroines, evil vil- 
lains, and quiche. Added 
bonus, the entire series is 
now available in one graph- 



ic novel. A must-have for 
lover's of comedy, fantasy, 
and adventure. 

3. Kingdom Come- 
Hailed as one of the greatest 
novels ever written. 
Decades into the future, the 
heroes of old, including 
Superman, have retired. 
Batman alone still polices 
Gotham. But what happens 
when a new batch of heroes 
and a handful of old villains 
team up is nothing short of 
the ultimate battle for the 
fate of humans and heroes 
alike. Illustrated by the 
infamous Alex Ross, this is 
truly a classic. 

4. Maus- A retelling of 
the Holocaust using cats in 
place of Nazis and mice in 
place of the Jewish peoples, 
a brilliant example of just 
how good graphic novels can 
be and a great way to intro- 
duce younger children to the 
idea of the Holocaust. 

5. The Sandman 
Series by Neil Gaiman- 
First released in the eight- 
ies, the novels tell the story 
of Morpheus, King Of 
Dreams and one of the 
Endless, and what happens 
when he is trapped by a 
greedy mortal for far too 
many years. Featuring sto- 
ries of fairies, monsters, 
serial killers, lovers, Satan, 
God, and so much more. The 
greatest thing about the 
novels is that no matter 
which one you may pick, 
each one is just as good as 
the last. 

6. Tales From The 
Crypt- Technically not a 
graphic novel, but one of the 
greatest series of comics 
ever. Created in the fifties, 
it changed comics forever 



with it's macabre stories 
and ghastly illustrations. It 
was considered so vile that 
American society tried to 
have it banned; yet for more 
than half a century, it has 
prevailed. Though hard to 
find, this is a must-have for 
any who enjoy the creepy 
karma of horror. 

7. The Dark Knight 
Returns by Frank Miller- 
The greatest Batman novel 
ever written. It was this 
story that changed Batman 
from the silly spandex wear- 
ing joke of the sixties into 
quite possibly the greatest 
hero of all time. A must read 
for any Batman fans. 

8. Weapon X- The 
story of the government pro- 
gram which abducted 
Wolverine, performed horri- 
ble experiments on him, and 
made him the adamantium 
claw toting killer that he is 
today. 

9. The Tick by Ben 
Edlund- The funniest comic 
book ever written. 
Parodying the greatest clas- 
sic comics and featuring the 
blue, vulnerable, moronic 
hero we all know and love, it 
will have you roUing around 
on the floor and laughing 
with tears in your eyes. No 
joke. 

10. Alien Vs. Predator- 
This is not the crappy movie 
or it's even crappier sequel, 
this is the original novel. 
Actually taking place in 
space and with characters 
that aren't ridiculous, a bril- 
liant science fiction comic 
and novel to have for any- 
one who actually wants a 
good story. 

Now go be brave, be 
heroic, and read a comic. 



Soul singer Al Wilson dies at 68 

Al Wilson, the soul singer and songwriter who had a number of 1970s 
hits including "Show and Tell," has died. He was 68. Wilson died Monday of 
kidney failure at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Fontana, according 
to his son, Tony Wilson of Yucaipa. 

Wilson was born on June 19, 1939, in Meridian, Miss. He sang in the 
church choir as a boy and had his own spiritual singing quartet. His family 
moved to San Bernardino in 1958 and he found work as a mail carrier, office 
clerk and janitor. 



Woman crashes into Sandra Bullock 

A Gloucester, Mass., woman who was allegedly drunk when she 
crashed her car into an SUV carrying Sandra Bullock is due in court. 

Neither the actress nor her husband, Jesse James, was hurt in the 
head-on accident Friday night. Police say 64-year-old Lucille Gatchell had 
a blood-alcohoUevel more than twice the legal limit in Massachusetts; 

Gatchell is scheduled for arraignment Tuesday in Gloucester District 
Court on a drunken driving charge. 



Food Network chef to do impossible 

One of the Food Network's Iron Chefs says he is ready to do the impos- 
sible. 

The network on Monday announced that Ohio chef Michael Syraon will 
take over as host of the "Dinner^ Impossible" series, which challenges its 
chef to prepare meals under extreme conditions. 

Symon, who won the network's The Next Iron Chef competition in 2007 
and appears on its Iron Chef America series, replaces Robert Irvine, who left 
last month following revelations that- he'd exaggerated details of resume. 



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Call On You 



Compiled i)v Maddy Cline 



"It starts in my toes, makes my crinkle my nose." 

Are you ''bubbly" about Colbie Calliat and 
The Bravery coming to campus? 








Amy Knizer 

Freshman 
Biology 



"No, I don't like Colbie 
Calliat. Her one song 
is annoying and I don't 
even know who The 
Bravery is. Why does- 
n't UAB get someone 
worthwhile to come?" 



Philip Wass 

Freshman 

Mass Media, Arts and 
Journalism 

"Personally, Colbie 
Calliat isn't my thing. 
I don't really know her 
music that well. The 
bravery would be pret- 
ty sweet to see 
though." 



Jessica Rae Carbaugh 

Sophomore 

Finance and Real 
Estate 

"Not really. They real- 
ly aren't my thing." 



Kristi McManus 

Sophomore 
Elementary Education 



"I'm very excited about 
Colbie and The 
Bravery coming 
because I really like 
their music and it will 
be different than vvhat 
we've had before. I'm 
just really excited! II" 



KiYOMi Knox 

Sophomore 
Art/Biology /Sociology 

I've seen Colbie Calliat 
before so I don't really 
care about seeing her 
again. I'm not sure who 
The Bravery is so I 
can't say that I'm excit- 
ed. I'd much rather see 
a band like Third Eye 
Blind. 



8 April 24, 2008 



Sports 



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April 24, 2008 9 



Tennis falls to Slippery Rock at home, 8-1 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 21 
The women's tennis team 
came up short to Slippery 
Rock University on Thur- 
sday, April 17. The Golden 
Eagles fell to The Rock 8-1 
at home. 

Kassie Leuschel came 
through with a win for 
Clarion at #5 singles with a 
score of 6-4, 6-2. 

At #1 singles Corin 
Rombach fell 6-4, 6-2, while 
Lisa Baumgartner lost at #'2 
6-2. 6-2. Other singles play- 
ers were Brittany Bovalino. 
Devin Rombach and Shar- 
ayah Campbell. 

Clarion's #1 doubles 
team of Devin and Corin 
Rombach fell 8-3. Other 
doubles teams were Baum- 
gartner and Leuschel and 
Bovalino and Campbell. The 
loss to Slippery Rock brings 
Clarion's record to 8-8 over- 
all for the season and 2-2 in 
the PSAC-West. 

The Golden Eagles last 
match in the spring season 
was April 22 when they 
defeated Mercyhurst. 

Clarion will now go to the 
PSAC Championships. 




Lenore Watson/The Clarion Call 

The Golden Eagles tennis team is seen in action during a recent liome match against Slippery 
Rock. Clarion lost the match by a score of 8-1. The Golden Eagles will play in the PSAC 
Championships on April 25. 



Baseball defeats Lock Haven for first home win 



Tom Shea 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 19- 
The Golden Eagles Baseball 
team picked up its first 
home win of the season in 
the second game of a double 
header against Lock Haven 
at Memorial Field. Clarion 
has now split the four game 
season series with the Bald 



much needed offense and 
scored three runs in the top 
of the sixth to go ahead 7-6. 
Clarion then had to rely on 
the arm of Kii'k Hays to fin- 
ish out the victory and the 
Golden Eagles hung on for 
the 7-6 victory. The win was 
the first for Clarion since 
March 30. 

In game two of the dou- 
bleheader at Lock Haven 



Eagles 2-3*. -Ckri«in*^:*>ke4'<*^il 0?oWeh Ragle t«am'\v(*; 
up the win in the front end unable to match the offen- 



of*the double header played 
at Lock Haven on April 18. 
The win over Lock 
Haven broke a 12 game los- 
ing streak and gave the 
Golden Eagles their second 
PSAC win of the season. 
Clarion trailed 6-4 going 
into the top of the sixth 
inning of the seven inning 
game. The Golden Eagles 
were able to generate some 



sive output of LHU losing 
12-5. The team scored its 
five runs on seven hits, two 
of which were by Jason 
Krimsky. The Clarion 
defense struggled in game 
two committing six errors 
en route to the loss. Robert 
Folium threw the majority 
of the game giving up 11 
runs of which only five were 
earned. 



Lock Haven stormed 
into Memorial Field on 
Saturday looking to sweep 
the .second doubleheader 
and after an 18-1 victory in 
game one they looked to be 
on their way. The Golden 
Eagle offense amassed a 
meager two hits to the Bald 
Eagles 1 1 . 

Errors again proved to 

be a problem in the game 

^t1^ •Cferimr- rofnmitting 

eight. Six of Lock Haven's 

18 runs came unearned. 

Finally, in game two 
with Lock Haven primed to 
take three of four from 
Clarion the Golden Eagles 
responded by picking up a 3- 
2 victory. John Hynes 
threw a complete game giv- 
ing up only two runs on six 
hits. The Golden Eagle 
offense only collected three 
hits but that was all that 



was needed as they went on 
to score three runs in the 
bottom of the fourth inning 
to go ahead 3-1. The Golden 
Eagles survived the last 
three innings letting up only 
one run to hang on for the 3- 
2 victory. 

Clarion won both games 
of a doubleheader Tuesday, 
April 22 against Penn State 
Beaver. They won the first 
game 11-2 with sophomore 
Nick LaManna picking up 
the victory. In the second 
game they won 7-5 with jun- 
ior Nate Semovoski as, the 
winning pitcher. 

Clarion will be in action 
again on April 25 and 26 
with doubleheaders against 
Slippery Rock. Clarion trav- 
els to Slippery Rock on 
Friday and then comes back 
home for two more games 
son Saturday. 



On Broadway, Sid the Kid and the Pens get major test 



Alan Robinson 

Associated Press 

PITTSBURGH (AP) - With 
the exception of the Stanley 
Cup finals, this is about as 
big a showcase as the NHL 
could give Sidney Crosby so 
early in his playoff career. 

Sid the Kid on 
Broadway. The league mu.st 
be loving this. 

OK, so the NHL missed 
out on a second-round 
Capitals vs. Penguins play- 
offs matchup that would put 
arguably its three best play- 
ers Alex Ovechkin, Crosby 
and Penguins teammate 
Evgeni Malkin on the same 
sheet of ice for up to two 
weeks. 

As consolation prizes go, 
this is a pretty good one: 
Crosby and his kiddie corps 
Penguins against the New 
York Rangers, an Original 
Six team located in the 
sports biggest media market 
and led by longtime star 
Jaromir Jagr. 

Game one of the Eastern 
Conference semifinals will 
be Friday night in Pitts- 
burgh, followed by game two 
on Sunday and games three 
and four next Tuesday and 
Thursday in Madison 
Square Garden, where the 
Penguins were 0-3-1 this 
season. 

Maybe the series won't 
bump Isiah Thomas or the 
Yankees off the back page of 
the New York tabloids, but 
it's an opportunity for the 



league to show off its best- 
known player on a major- 
league stage. 

"There's a lot of excite- 
ment built up around here." 
Crosby said Wednesday. 

A lot of nervous antici- 
pation in Pittsburgh, too, 
where the fans know this 
series figures to be much 
more competitive, much 
more of a grind, than that 
lightning-fast four-game 



sweep of Ottawa that ended 
more than a week ago. 

In his three NHL sea- 
sons, the 20-year-old Crosby 
has never played in a post- 
season series anywhere 
other than Ottawa or 
Pittsburgh, so this will be a 
major upgrade in media 
attention and the pressure 
that can accompany it. Even 
for a player who's known 
such attention since, oh, the 




Suzanne Schwerer/The Clarion Call 
Sidney Crosby is seen getting ready for a faceoff during a game 
last year. The Pens take on the Rangers friday in the playoffs. 



age of 13. 

"I kind of thought 
maybe the Ovechkin-Crosby 
matchup would have been 
something the league was 
going for, but in the end, 
Pittsburgh and New York is 
a pretty good matchup as 
well," Rangers forward 
Brendan Shanahan said. 

"I've always heard that 
age is just a number," said 
Crosby, last season's scoring 
champion and MVP. "I try to 
lead by example." 

Win this series, and the 
Penguins the Atlantic Divi- 
sion's worst team from 
2002-06 likely will be 
favored to beat whichever 
team emerges from the 
other conference semifinal, 
Montreal or Philadelphia. 
Get that far, and a team is 
only eight wins away from 
the Stanley Cup. 

"Every experience going 
to the playoffs, it's a big les- 
son," said forward Marian 
Hossa, who said he doesn't 
think Crosby's relative lack 
of postseason experience is a 
major detriment. "I know 
I've learned a lot." 

Still, the Rangers, with 
talented former Penguins 
Jagr and Martin Straka, a 
good-as-it-gets goalie in 
Henrik Lundqvist and a 
prime agitator in Sean 
Avery, are exactly the kind 
of team that could prove a 
major stumbling block. 

"PENS," continued on 
page 9. 



National 


Sports 


Scores 


NHL 


MLB 


Boston vs. 
Montreal: 0-5 


San Diego vs. 
Houston: 7 11 


Washington vs. 
Philadelphia: 4-2 


New York Yankees 
vs. Chicago White 


Philadelphia vs. 
Washington: 3-2 OT 


Sox: 9-5 
Minnesota vs. 


Calgary vs. San 
Jose: 3-5 

NBA 


Oakland: 5-4 

Philadelphia vs. 
Colorado: 8-6 


Washington vs. 
Cleveland: 86-116 


San Francisco vs. 
Arizona: 4-5 


Utah vs. 
Houston: 90-84 


LA Angels vs. 
Boston: 6-4 


Dallas vs. 

New Orleans: 103-127 


Florida vs. 
Atlanta: 7-2 


Toronto vs. 
Orlando: 103-104 


St. Louis vs. 
Pittsburgh: 4-7 


Phoenix vs. 

San Antonio: 96-102 


Houston vs. 
Cincinnati: 9-3 


Philadelphia vs. 
Detroit: 88-105 


Toronto vs. Tampa 
Bay: 3-5 



Kress wins PSAC Track 
Athlete of the Week 



Chris Rosetti 

sports Information 

Clarion University jun- 
ior Diane Kress has been 
named the PSAC Women's 
Track Athlete of the Week 
after her record-setting per- 
formance in the heptathlon 
at the lUP Open Saturday. 

Kress broke her own 
school record in the hep- 
tathlon with 4,481 points 
bettering her previous mark 
by 233 points while also pro- 
visionally qualifying for the 
NCAA Division II national 
meet in the event. Her point 
total is the best in the PSAC 
this season by over 200 
points while also ranking 
10th in the nation. 

Kress is the second 
Clarion athlete to earn 
Track Athlete of the Week 
honors this year joining 
Erin Richard, who earned 
the award March 25. This is 
the first time Kress has 
been named PSAC Track 
Athlete of the Week. Her 
previous school record in the 
heptathlon was 4,248 
points, a mark she set while 
finishing fourth at the 
PSAC Outdoor 



Championships last season. 
She also took fifth in the 
triple jump at last season's 
PSAC Outdoor 

Championships. 

Kress finished fifth in 
the pentathlon at the PSAC 
Indoor championships in 
February and she won the 
2007 PSAC Indoor 
Championship in the long 
jump while also finishing 
seventh in the 55 meter hur- 
dles at that meet. She was 
also third in the triple jump 
at the 2006 PSAC Indoor 
Championships as a fresh- 
man while taking seventh at 
the 2006 PSAC Outdoor 
Championships in the 
event. 




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Softball loses both games of home doubleheader to lUP 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 21- 
The Clarion softball team's 
struggles continued on 
Saturday, dropping both 
games of a home double- 
header with PSAC-West 
rival lUP. 

Head coach Nancy 
Smoose's Golden Eagles (3- 
24 overall, 0-16 PSAC-West) 
dropped the first game 10-0 
and the second game 8-5. 

In game one. Clarion 
was no-hit by lUP starter 
Erin Holloway, Junior 
Valerie Rankin took the loss 
on the mound, surrendering 
nine hits, seven runs (six 
earned) and three walks in 
five innings of work. Junior 
Lindsay Vevers pitched the 
final inning and allowed 
four hits, three runs and one 
walk while striking out one. 

In game two, lUP 
jumped out to a 5-0 lead 
before freshman centerfield- 
er Carhe Cook and junior 
shortshop Kara Kelosky 
each belted an RBI double 
in the bottom of the fifth 
inning to cut the lead to 5-2. 
In the bottom of the sixth, 
sophomore pitcher Caitlin 
Lamison slammed her sec- 



"PENS;* continued 
from page 8. 

During their eight regu- 
lar-season games, the 
Rangers repeatedly hmited 
the Penguins' scoring 
chances and made them 
play lower-scoring games 
than they like. 

As a result, the 
Penguins were held to one 
goal three times and were 
shut out once. 

No doubt the Rangers 
will try to make this series 
equally tight, forcing 
Penguins goalie Marc -Andre 
Fleury to prove he can outdo 
Lundqvist in games where a 
single stray goal or mistake 
can be decisive, 

"We know them, they 
know us. They're a good 
team, but we're a good team, 
as well," coach Michel 
Therrien said. "The details 
of the game are going to be 
crucial, and we're going to 
pay attention to detail." 

"This is a team (New 
York) that, at the beginnin| 
of the year, people were 
expecting big things from 
them. It's always a chal- 
lenge to play a team hke 
that. But we're good, too." 



ond collegiate hit, a three 
run homer, to tie the game 
up and eventually force 
extra innings. lUP proceed- 
ed to drive in three runs in 
the top of the eighth to take 
an 8-5 lead. Game one 
starter Erin Holloway 
retired Clarion in order in 
the bottom of the inning to 
give lUP the sweep. 

Lamison took the loss on 
the mound. She threw all 
eight innings, allowing 12 
hits, eight runs and three 
walks while striking out 
four. Freshman left fielder 
Lauren Martino, sophomore 
catcher Marissa Myers, 
freshman designated hitter 
Dana Johnson and fresh- 
man right fielder Katie 
Baun each had singles. 
Martino, Kelosky, Johnson, 
Lamison and freshman 
pinch runner Corinna 
Sternthal each had a run. 

'Tou might think that 
after getting beat 10-0 in 
the first game that this 
team would not show up for 
the second game, but they 
are fighters," said Smoose. 
"This team has never given 
up all year... When Caitlin 
hit that home run in the 
sixth inning to tie it up, I 
felt this would be our day to 




Shannon Shaffer/The Clarion Call 



The Clarion University softball team recently hosted Indiana University of Pa. in ahome doubleheader. The Golden Eagles lost both 
games of the doubleheader and their record now stands at 3-24 overall with an 0-16 mark in the PSAC-West. Clarion will host 
Slippery Rock on Thursday, April 24. 



win the close one. However, 
lUP is a good team and they 
came back with three hits in 
the eighth to win." 



The Golden Eagles will 
be in action today at 
Slippery Rock University, 
where they'll be playing a 



doubleheader versus Bowie by winning their second con- 
State, a team who has secutive Central Intercol- 
already qualified for the legiate Athletic Association 
NCAA Division II playoffs championship. 



Golf finishes third at St. Vincent's Invitational, Schmader takes first 



Eric Bowser 

Sports Editor 

LATROBE, Pa., April 18 - 
The Clarion University Golf 
team traveled to Latrobe 
Country Club on April 17 to 
play in the St. Vincent's 
Invitational Golf 

Tournament. Freshman 
Jared Schmader earned 
medalist honors in the event 



shooting a 72 for the day. 

Overall, Clarion fin- 
ished in third place with a 
314. St. Vincent's won the 
event on their home course 
with a score of 309, besting 
Washington and Jefferson 
(311) by two shots. 

Schmader's first place 
finish with the 72 was two 
shots better than his closest 
individual competitors. 



lUP's Gavin Smith and 
Washington and Jefferson's 
Marc Fillari and Mike 
Grasso all finished in a tie 
for second shooting 74's. 

Other finishers for the 
third place Golden Eagles 

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Justin Moose 82, Justin 
Cameron 83 and Sean Foust 
with an 88. The event took 
the four best scores from 
each team's five golfers. 
Clarion will next be in 



action at the Division II 
Regional Championships 
which will be held from May 
5 through May 7 in New 
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Track and Field Club - 

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Results: 4/ 1 9 at Grove City 
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May 1, 2008 



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Volume 94 Issue 24 



James named Provost 



Natalie Kennell 

News Staff 

CI.ARION. Pa., April 28 - 
Dr. Valentine James has 
been appointed the new 
provost of Clarion 
University and will begin 
serving July 1,2008. 

James currently serves 
as a professor and Dean of 
the the College of 
Humanities and Social 
Sciences of Fayetteville 
State University in 
Fayetteville, N.C. 

He leads the university 
in all matters concerning 
graduate education: teach- 
ing, scholarships and serv- 
ice. 

James' role covers the 
development of curricula, 
new programs, assessment, 
strategic planning, perform- 
ance of existing programs 
and graduate faculty devel- 
opment. 

"It's imperative to move 
up through administration," 
said James. "I served as a 
professor, department chair 
and dean. This position is 
the next natural step for me 



to improve professionally. I 
have gained experience and 
understand each position. 

I believe one has to be a 
student of their position. As 
a faculty member, it's 
important to pu.sh the fron- 
tiers of ignorance in your 
discipline. If you reach 
excellence in teaching, put 
together sound research and 
have actively contributed to 
the community, then the 
next step is to consider 
administration. This pro- 
vides the opportunity of 
bringing to the faculty and 
staff what you've learned, 
making the staff more effec- 
tive and marrying the disci- 
pline with the administra- 
tion." 

Clarion wasn't an area 
that James was completely 
unfamiliar with. His wife, 
Melanie, is originally from 
Murrysville, Pa. 

James proposes that 
working with students at 
Clarion University will be 
different from where he is 
currently employed. 

"Fayetteville University 
prepares students for the 



Spring Fling kicks off 
with annual media day 




Casey McGovern/Tfje Clarion Call 

Clarion County's annual Clarion Hospital Spring Fling was 
kicked off by Clarion University's second annual Media Day on 
April 28. Media organizations from the university, including 
WCUC-FM and WCUB-TV, were both present at the pavillion in 
the park. Both media outlets broadcasted live from the pavil- 
lion throughout the day and offered giveaways to community 
members. Spring Fling will continue the festivities from 11 
a.m. to 8:30 p.m. everyday until May 3. 



region," said James. 
"Clarion University pre- 
pares students for the 
world. My goal is to prepare 
students for what I call a 
'flat world' by making them 
competitive with degrees 
that give them what they 
need to succeed. 

"I'm also looking for- 
ward to working with the 
Clarion University faculty 
members and being part of a 
family of scholars and edu- 
cators. They possess a pas- 
sion and a good niche to 
make things better," said 
James. 

James obtained his doc- 
tor of philosophy degree 
from Texas A&M 

University, with a major in 
urban and regional scierce 
and a minor in recreation 
and parks; his master of 
arts degree from Governors 
State University, with a 
major in environmental sci- 
ence and a minor in environ- 
mental planning and man- 
agement; and his bachelor of 
science degree from 
Tusculum College, with a 
dual major in biology and 
liberal arts. 

James received his cer- 
tification as an 
Environmental Specialist 
and an Air Quality 
Specialist from the 
Environmental Assessment 
Association. He was award- 
ed a certificate of training in 
Environment Economics 
and Sustainable 
Development by the U.S. 
Agency for International 
Development. 

This year James also 
received a certificate of 
training on graduate stu- 
dent recruiting from the 
Graduate and Professional 
and School Enrollment 
Management Cooperation. 

He has a certificate of 
completion from the College 
and University Performance 



Summit, American 

Strategic Management 
Association and a certificate 
of achievement as Air Force 
Power Advocate from the 
Air Force Officer and 
Accession Training School. 

Since 2004 James 
served as Dean of the 
College of Humanities and 
Social Sciences at 
Fayetteville University. He 
was responsible for manag- 
ing, evaluating, coordinat- 
ing, interpreting and per- 
forming assignments in 
compliance with national, 
state and local educational 
policies. 

James worked with the 
chairs of departments/units 
and other university admin- 
istration, established goals, 
objectives and plans and 
participated in the planning 
of several programs and 
communicate college poli- 
cies to faculty and staff 

Over the years, James 
has held additional posi- 
tions in higher education, 
such as the department 
chair of masters of public 
administration at Southern 
University and A&M 
College, director of the 
Ph.D. program in public pol- 
icy at South University and 
A&M College, assistant pro- 
fessor of urban and environ- 
mental planning at the 
University of Virginia and 
assistant professor of urban 
and regional planning at the 
University of Southwestern 
Louisiana. 

He served as a graduate 
assistant for the depart- 
ment of urban and regional 
planning at Texas A&M 
University, as project coor- 
dinator of traffic studies 
with the Northwestern 
Indiana Regional Planning 
Commission and faculty 
graduate assistant at 
Governors State University. 



Student senate 
president elected 




Brian Perkins 

Ian Erickson 

News Staff 

CLARION, Pa.. April 28 - 
At the last student senate 
meeting of the semester, 
elections were held for 
president, vice president, 
treasurer and parliamen- 
tarian. 

The senate voted on 
the four top positions, 
with current president, 
Dustin McElhatten, jun- 
ior molecular biology 
major, and senator Brian 
Perkins, a junior business 
managment, industrial 
relations and real estate 
major, running for presi- 
dent. 

Perkins was elected as 
the new president for the 
next school year. 

Perkins said, "I would 
like to run the senate 
more like a business. 
Because, when you think 
about it, senate is really 
like a business." 

There were six candi- 
dates for vice president as 
follows: Eric Whitaker, 
Dustin McElhatten, 

Elizabeth Presutti, 

Heather Puhalla, Sam 
Noblit and Mary Loveless. 

Dustin McElhatten 
was elected as the vice 
president. 

McElhatten said, "I 
would love to be vice pres- 



ident and I will enjoy 
working with Brian and 
helping him if he has any 
questions since I was 
already president." 

Heather Puhalla was 
nominated and cho.sen as 
the treasurer. 

There were no other 
candidates for this posi- 
tion. 

Next year will be 
Puhalla's second year as 
the student senate treas- 
urer. 

Elizabeth Presutti 
was elected as the new 
parliamentarian for next 
year. This will be her sec- 
ond year in this position. 

There were three can- 
didates running for the 
parlimentarian position, 
as follows: Elizabeth 
Presutti, Mary Loveless 
and Lacey Klingensmith. 

In other news. Clarion 
University's athletic 
director Dave Katis was 
at the meeting to talk 
about the new sound sys- 
tem that the school is 
planning to install for 
memorial stadium. 

Katis said, "Our 
sound system was not 
built for what the univer- 
sity needs or uses it for." 

The original sound 
system was built in 1966. 

It has not been fully 
replaced since then. The 
system has only been 
patched up and fixed up 
over the years. 

The new sound system 
equipment will be com- 
pletely contained in the 
press box so there can be 
complete coverage for the 
whole field and all of the 
seating. 

Student senate allo- 
cated $15,975 from the 
capital account for the 
new memorial .stadium. 



Appeal process reviewed 



Ryan Eisenman 

Nev.'s Staff 

CLARION, Pa., April 28 - 
The student appeals process 
was discussed during the 
faculty senate meeting held 
on Monday. 

Dr. Todd Pfannestiel, 
history professor and 
Chairperson for Academic 
Standards, introduced revi- 
sions made to "The Great 
Appeal Process" language. 

"The Great Appeal 
Process" is the proper proce- 
dure in which students and 
professors follow to ensure a 
fair review of an academic 
suspension. 

The revisions made 
include information on the 



proper procedure on what a 
student would do in the case 
of having problems with a 
professor that is also a 
Dean. As of now students 
would have went to the 
dean, then the chairperson 
and followed by the provost. 

Now the student can go 
directly to the chairperson 
in this case. 

Pfannestiel also 

announced that students 
have 6 months to dispute a 
grade that he or she maybe 
given. 

"The Committee for 
Academic Standards is here 
to make sure students and 
professors have a set rules 
and regulations to go by," 
said Pfannestiel. "We just 
want to make the process as 



fair as possible for both par- 
ties." 

Pfannestiel also dis- 
cussed the proper process 
for students whom are try- 
ing to appeal an academic 
suspension. 

"New procedures make 
it required for everyone to 
provide a written appeal to 
the review board. It is still 
an option for students to 
choose to go in front of the 
review board but they must 
know that they will only get 
seven minutes to discuss 
their appeal." Phfannestiel 
said. "We are encouraging 
students to go into more 
detail through the written 
appeal process so their case 
can be carefully reviewed 
with all possible informa- 



tion available." 

This new process will be 
implemented during the 
upcoming summer sessions, 
and committee members 
will report back in the fall 
to discuss how the new pro- 
cedure worked. 

At the end of the meet- 
ing, Sally Sentner was 
installed as the new 
President of faculty senate. • 

That meeting was 
adjourned, but a new meet- 
ing was called immediately 
in order to elect and seat 
the officers for 2008-2009. 
Vice President is Laurie 
Occhipinti; Martha 

Robinson is secretary; 
Serving on CCR are David 
Lott and Sandra Trejos. 



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HIGHLIGHTS 

Features - page 3 Entertainment - page 5 

Thur. - Showers, Get the low dov^n on the logo UAB rocked 80s Rock 
70/53 

Fri. - Showers, 
68/48 

Sat. - Showers, 
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Entertainment- page 6 

"Old Times" is a good time 

CUP's production of "Old Times" 
proves to be an entertaining 
show this week 



Opinion/Editorial p.2 

Features p.3 

Arts/Entertainment p.5 

Classifieds p.7 

Call on You p.7 

Sports p.8 



2 May 1,2008 



Opinion/Editorial 



The Clarion Call 



Best of luck to all graduating seniors! 




Lindsay Grystar 

Editor-in-chief 

I don't know who came 
up with the rule that the 
editor-in-chief has to write 
the last editorial of the year, 
but I'm waiting for the col- 
umn that will finally be my 
last. I'm still around for one 
more year, so I decided to 
dedicate this one to the sen- 
iors leaving the department 
this year. 

To Eric, Grace and 
Brittnee, The Call staff 



members that will leave the 
paper this semester and 
graduate in May and 
December, we will miss you. 
It is amazing how when you 
are a part of an organization 
that spends so much time 
together those people 
become like your family. 

Eric, I'm sorry I never 
fired you like you had 
hoped, and I'm sorry for 
making you miss so many 
Pens games! Grace, thanks 
for being better than Mike, 
and Brittnee, "Is the front 
page out yet?!" 

To the seniors leaving 
from WCUB-TV, you will be 
missed in this department 
as well. Rink, you have 
given the television station 



the backbone it needs to department the great learn- 

continue to improve with ing environment that it is. 
the new executive board Students, you truly 

next year. To Sarah, Alissa, have the opportunity to get 

Megan, Brenton, Gartley , some great experience 

Kristy and Kelsey, best of through our department, 

luck in the future, I'm sure Don't just go to class and get 



you all agree that the 
MMAJ department and 
WCUB have prepared you to 
succeed in whatever you do 
after college. 

Clarion University 
should have great pride for 
these media organizations 
and students that dedicate 
their time and effort to cre- 
ate a weekly paper, dailly 
news broadcasts, daily radio 
shows, and so much more. 

Your dedication and 
effort is what makes this 



a degree - leave with the 
experience Clarion has to 
offer. 

I leave all the graduat- 
ing seniors with my favorite 
quote, "the future belongs to 
those who believe in the 
beauty of their dreams." 
Best of luck! 

The author is a junior mass 
media arts and journalism 
major and the editor-in-chief 
of The Clarion Call. 



Political Column 



Zach Hause 

Colunmist 

As we approach the end 
of the school year I cannot 
help but reflect on the 
moments which we were for- 
tunate enough to have expe- 
rienced. We had topics as 
comical as Larry Craig's 
bathroom bust and as seri- 
ous as the first meaningful 
Democratic Presidential 
Primary in quite some time. 
Truthfully, it really could 
not have been a better year 
to write about political hap- 
penings both at home and 
abroad. I am grateful for 
both those who read my 
article and those who made 
it possible to write the arti- 
cle, mainly the Clarion Call 
staff, who most definitely let 
me express my freedom of 
speech, even if what I said 
may have been a little con- 
troversial. 

" "As a way of vepting my 
ftustrations with our politi- 



cians and our mainstream 
media, I tried to take an 
approach similar to that of 
The Colbert Report or 
Saturday Night Live while 
writing. Sometimes I got 
Republicans all fired up 
over what I said, and other 
times Young Democrats 
would come to me at meet- 
ings and voice their not so 
favorable opinions about my 
article. But the more com- 
plaints I got, the better I felt 
because that meant that 
people actually cared about 
what I am most passionate 
about, and that is politics. 

Everything, good and 
bad can be related to poli- 
tics, whether it is something 
as serious as gun violence 
and the second amendment, 
or as comical as Jeremiah 
Wright talking about the 
chickens coming home to 
roost. So this year truly has 
been great because I got to 
■share wrth rijany of ydunty 
jokes, jcriticismk . and- 



insights to our political 
ridiculousness. Maybe you 
laughed, maybe you did not, 
but maybe you weren't reg- 
istered to vote and as a 
result of my article you did 
register to vote, and then 
took part in one of the most 
important elections in 
recent history. For that, I 
say thank you. 

As it is the last article 
that I will presumably write 
for the Clarion Call, I would 
also like to thank the follow- 
ing groups and people: The 
Clarion Young Democrats 
and Dr. Yenerall, College 
Republicans and Dr. Sweet, 
Political Science Association 
and Dr. Rourke, Dr. Spina 
and any family or friend 
that took the time to read 
what I wrote. It truly does 
mean a lot. It seems as 
though for every piece of 
email, Facebook message (or 
drink bought for me at the 
bar..! for which- T am extra 
grateful) that I got thanking 




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umn was good or funny, I 
got just as many telling me 
that I was wrong or out of 
line. So just to sum up how I 
view politics, as my friend 
Ryan Souder once said to 
me regarding the 2004 elec- 
tion "Well, it's like this, if 
you don't laugh about it, 
you're sure as hell going to 
cry." 

This last article would 
have been a little longer, but 
I have more important 
things to do, one of which is 
to graduate. So thank you 
and good luck. Hopefully I 
will get to talk to you some- 
time when I am back in the 
Fall for A.L.F.! 



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Letter to the Editor 



This article is in 

.response to^the political col-. 

timn written by my good 



ment I cannot let slide. She 

. is a much respected member 

of the Democratic Party, 



friend and highly respected especially as one of the most 



fellow Clarion Young 
Democrat, Zach Hause. All 
though I disagree with Zach 
in certain comments made 
in his column, I will always 
respect him for his opinion 
elsewhere. As soon as I read 
the column, I immediately 
felt that what he had 
expressed needed to be 
countered for the sake of 
Senator Clinton, her cam- 
paign, and Democrats 
abound. 

This is not meant to 
divide our group, or the 
party for that matter. The 
Clarion Young Democrats is 



active Democratic members 
of the senate fighting tooth 
and nail for healthcare and 
other reform. She has been 
working to better the lives of 
Americans as a strong- 
armed Democrat in public 
service for over 35 years 
now. 

Number Two: Bringing 
up the instance where she 



to be the truth." Remember 
Senator Obama's "clinging 
to guns, religion" mishap? 
They all do it, and we are 
going to call them out on it. 
But, they are only human, 
and I feel that we really 
should forgive and forget a 
mistake that has been 
acknowledged and move on 
to something of greater 
importance in the scheme of 
things. 

Number Three: Like I 
just said, we have much big- 



misspoke about the Bosnia ger issues to deal with as a 
sniper fire incident is a bit whole party. I am sure 



petty. She made it very 
clear at the latest debate in 
Philadelphia that she had 
made a mistake. She said, 
"I'm embarrassed by it. I 



a strong campus group and have apologized for it. I've 

will always stay united, two said it was a mistake.. .We 

Democratic candidates or both have said things that, 

not. I do, however, want to you know, turned out not to 

shed some light on my feel- be accurate. You know, that 

ings concerning this column, happens when you're talk- 



Number One: To call 
Senator Clinton a 
"Republican" is very inaccu- 
rate, no matter how much 
you dislike her for whatever 
reason. That is one com- 



ing as much as we have 
talked. But, you know, I'm 
very sorry that I said it. And 
I have said that, you know, 
it just didn't jive with what I 
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you've guessed by now that I 
am a Hillary supporter, but 
I will vote for Obama if he is 
the nominee. It's that sim- 
ple. Four more years of 
Bush policies via Senator 
McCain are simply not 
going to better our nation. 
Zach is certainly right about 
that. We should be focusing 
more on why we must get a 
Democrat in the White 
House this November, 
rather than bashing one 
individual frontrunner for 
the nominee. We must 
remain a unified party 
based on values, not 
whether or not we like the 
way a candidate laughs or 
pledges allegiance to our 
flag. 

My entire issues aside, 
Zach's very last comment 
concerning voting reminded 
me of the reason I read his 
column with such great 
expectations in the first 
place. Zach is a great demo- 
crat, and an idol of mine in 
the party. He knows more 
candidates as buddies than 
I'll ever get lucky enough to 
shake hands with in the 
first place. 

I can safely say that 
whoever the Democratic 
nominee is, I along with 
CYD will support them. We 
will be unified. We cannot 
let John McCain win this 
election. As Democrats, 
that must be our top priori- 
ty for November! 

Paul Markle 



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Natures 



May 1 , 2008 3 



The history of Clarion's consistently changing logo 



Kaitlyn Deputy-Foor 

Stoff Writer 

Blue and gold. Eagles. It 
all means only one thing- 
Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania. 

Clarion has created a 
visual identity with the col- 
ors and logo, but where did 
the logo and other represen- 
tations originate from? 

In the 1960s. Clarion 
University, known then as 
the Clarion State School 
(CSS), was making changes 
all over campus. According 
to Assistant Vice President 
of University Relations Ron 
Wilshire, former CSS 
President James Gemmell 
brought artists and other 
masters of their trade to 
Clarion. 

In the latter half of the 
decade, an artist in resi- 
dence was enlisted to design 
the official crest for the 
school. Professor of English 
David Christie-Murray of 
Scotland developed the offi- 
cial coat of arms now used 
on the podium during cer- 
tain university ceremonies. 

The university's coat of 
arms includes a helmet and 
eagles on a shield. 
According to a "Letter to the 
Editor" submitted to The 




"Pac Man" logo from a 1984 
/ssue of The Call 



Clarion Call written by 
Christie-Murray, student 
Jerome Strum drew the first 
version of the coat of arms. 
The university also used 
the state seal throughout 
the years as a logo. The seal 
is currently used only on 
certain documents. 

"It's only used on official 
correspondence," said 

Wilshire. 

Wilshire graduated 
from the university 
formerly know as 
Clarion State College 
(CSC) in 1972 and 
received his masters 
from Clarion in 1974. 
As a student, he remem- 
bers the logo being quite dif- 
ferent. 

"As I recall, it [the logo] 
was variations of CSC and 
the commonwealth seal here 
and there," said Wilshire. 

Over the years, Clarion 
began to dig into the idea of 
visual identity. Visual iden- 
tity deals with a consistent 
representation of a company 
or business. 

Department chair of the 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies 
Dr. Susan Hilton has seen 
the university's visual iden- 
tity not only as a faculty 
member, but as a student. 
She graduated from CSC in 
1973. 

"Before they understood 
brand control, not every- 
thing required a logo," said 
Hilton. 

Then, "Pac Man" was 
introduced. The logo stu- 
dents see on sweatshirts, 
pens and campus signs are a 
far cry from what students 
in the 1980s saw around 
campus. Before the eagle, 



there was "Pac Man." 
This logo came 



President Bond selected 
a logo that included a "C" 
(shaped similar to the 




Courtesy of Ron Wilshire 
Clarion University's Crest (Late 1960s ■ Present) 



about when CSC obtained 
university status in 1983, a 
new logo was needed to 
incorporate the U and the P 
of CUP. The univer- 

sity's president at the time, 
Tom Bond, approached the 
local graphic design compa- 
ny — the present-day print- 
ing service for the universi- 
ty, PAGES— and requested 
a few logos be drawn up, 
according to Wilshire. 



video game character Pac 
Man that eats little blobs) 
and the U and the P printed 
in the foreground. The new 
logo utilized blue and gold 
as its basic colors. 

"We were the laughing 
stock of the state system 
when the video game Pac 
Man came out," said Hilton. 

Pac Man did not last for 
long. The university sought 
out a new logo, this time 



using just "Clarion 
University" as a wordmark. 
"The wordmark was 
done in around 1990," said 
Wilshire. 

According to the design 
company out of Baltimore 
used for the logo develop- 
ment, the university's 
name had power all its 
own, without the addi- 
tion of a picture or logo. 
"A while ago we started 
working with a 
graphic design 
company called 
Glyphics," said 
Wilshire. "We 

asked them to look at 
the athletic logo." 
From there, the navy 
blue eagle head wrapped in 
a gold "C" was born. 
Formerly used for athletics, 
the logo as most students 
know it was so popular the 
university combined it with 
the wordmark. 

"It was received so well 
it became standard," said 
Wilshire. 

With the development of 
a tried and true logo came 
stipulations. 

"We have to follow 
guidelines and policies 
when we place logos on pub- 
hcations," said artist and 
illustrator at PAGES 
Debbie Henry. 

According to Henry, 



PAGES takes care of placing 
the logo to ensure it is the 
proper size, location, color 
and proportion. 

One of the biggest mis- 
uses of the logos comes from 
the web. Taking Clarion 
University logos from the 
web will not follow with con- 
sistent visual identity, 

"Don't use one off the 
web," said Henry. "[Logos 
seen on the internet] look 
good on the screen, but are 
only about 1/6 of the resolu- 
tion needed for print." 

Henry also mentioned 
that publications that come 
to the university printing 
services that do not match 
publication standards will 
be corrected. Publications 
for university functions that 
come to PAGES must match 
university style guidelines. 

"It's like Nike; they 
don't mess with their logo," 
said Henry. 

The User's Guide to 
Publications and Printing 
states the following: 'This 
program — more than just a 
wordmark and logo — is a 
complete system for visual 
identity. ..Like a graphic 
symbol, it is understood 
quickly and easily as a sym- 
bol of Clarion University 
through consistent use and 
repetition." 




Clarion University's current logo 



Discover new opportunities with Study Abroad Club 



Stephanie Desmond 

Features Editor 

For many students, the 
capstone experience of their 
college career is a trip 
abroad to study in a differ- 
ent country. 

Despite the resources 
available to students on 
campus, some can find plan- 
ning a semester abroad to be 
overwhelming. 

One organization is 
attempting to make the 
process easier: the Study 
Abroad Club. 

The club was recognized 
in February. It functions as 
a way for students who have 
traveled abroad and those 
who plan to travel to con- 



nect with each other. 

Students have a chance 
to share their experiences 
and get their questions 
answered. 

"When students join 
they get to know about 
opportunities they had 
never imagined," said Dr. 
Sandra Trejos, associate 
professor of economics and 
Study Abroad Club advisor. 

Trejos got involved with 
the club because of her pre- 
vious involvement with the 
study abroad program on 
campus. 

"It is actually natural 
and motivating to know I 
can work with a group of 
students who believe in 
study abroad and are enthu- 



siastic about it," she said. 

One way the club has 
helped students understand 
the opportunities available 
to them is with their 
"Spotlight Countries" series. 

This semester, France 
and Germany were high- 
lighted. Three exchange stu- 
dents from Bamberg, 
Germany who are attending 
Clarion University did a 
presentation about their 
country. The France presen- 
tation was done by three 
students from Lyon and one 
from Lille. 

"Having a presentation 
about France as a destina- 
tion for study abroad done 
by French students turned 
out to be very powerful and 



convincing," Trejos said. 

The group plans to have 
more spotlight countries in 
future semesters. 

At normal meetings, 
students meet to answer 
others' questions and give 
background information on 
where they've traveled. 

"It spreads awareness 
that students can study 
abroad," said Caitlin Tomeo, 
a senior psychology major 
and president of the Study 
Abroad Club. "It's not as dif- 
ficult as it may seem." 

Tomeo became involved 
with the club after her expe- 
rience in Costa Rica in June 
2007. She said it was one of 
the best experiences she's 
had in college. 



"Traveling to other 
countries is important as 
part of education to reduce 
biases and preconceived 
notions," she said. 
"Exposure to other cultures 
is very beneficial to students 
to appreciate those cultures 
and our own." 

Tomeo said that some of 
the highlights of her own 
trip were learning to speak 
Spanish conversationally, 
having adventures and 
being exposed to different 
ways of life. 

In the future, the club 
hopes to collaborate with 
others groups to travel for 
relief efforts. 

Besides the club, stu- 
dents can also contact the 




Office of International 
Programs and the ISEP 
Coordinator to discuss pos- 
sibilities. 

Other executive mem- 
bers of the Study Abroad 
Club include Tia 

Younginger. vice president; 
Julie Cloak, treasurer; and 
Sara Hines, secretary. 




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Best of luck to all graduating seniors! 




Lindsay Grystar 

tviilgi- !n-i,iii'.'r 

I don't know who came 
up with the rule that the 
editor-in-chief has to write 
the hist editorial of the year, 
hut I'm waiting foi' the col- 
umn that will finally he my 
last. I'm still around for one 
more year, so 1 decided to 
dedicate this one to the sen- 
iors leaving the department 
this year. 

To Eric. Grace and 
Hnttnee. The Vail staff 



niemhers that will leave the 
papi'r this semester and 
graduate in May and 
Decemher. we will miss you. 
It is amazing how when you 
are a part of an organization 
that spends so much time 
together those people 
hecome like your family. 

Eric, I'm -sorry I never 
fired you like you had 
hoped, and I'm sorry for 
making you miss so many 
Pens games! Grace, thanks 
for heing hetter than Mike, 
and Brittnee. "Is the front 
page out yet?I" 

To the seniors leaving 
from WCUB-TV. you will he 
missed in this department 
as well. Rink, you have 
given the television station 



the hackhone it needs to 
continue to improve with 
the new executive board 
next year. To Sarah, Alissa, 
Megan. Rrenton. Gartley , 
Kri.sty and Kelsey, best of 
luck in the future. I'm sure 
you all agree that the 
MMAJ department and 
WCUB have prepared you to 
succeed in whatever you do 
after college. 

Clarion University 
should have great pride for 
these media organizations 
and students that dedicate 
their time and effort to cre- 
ate a weekly paper, dailly 
news broadcasts, daily radio 
shows, and so much more. 

Your dedication and 
effort is what makes this 



department the great learn- 
ing environment that it is. 

Students, you truly 
have the opportunity to get 
some great experience 
through our department. 
Don't just go to class and get 
a degree - leave with the 
experience Clarion has to 
offer. 

I leave all the graduat- 
ing seniors with my favorite 
quote, "the future belongs to 
those who believe in the 
beauty of their dreams." 
Best of luck! 

The author is a junior /»a.ss 
media arts and journalism 
major and the editor-in-chief 
of The Clarion Call. 



Political Column 



Zach Hause 

Columnist 

As we approach the end 
of the .school year I cannot 
help hut reflect on the 
moments w'hich we were for- 
tunate enough to have expe- 
rienced. We had topics as 
comical as Larry Craig's 
bathroom bu.st and as seri- 
ous as the first meaningful 
Democratic Presidential 
Primary in quite .'^omc time. 
Truthfully, it really could 
not have been a better year 
to write about political hap- 
penings both at home and 
abroad. I am grateful for 
both those who read my 
article and those who made 
it possible to write the arti- 
cle, mainly the Clarion Call 
staff, who most definitely let 
me express my freedom of 
speech, even if what I said 
may have been a little con- 
troversial. 

As a way of venting my 
frustrations with our politi- 



cians and our mainstream 
media. 1 tried to take an 
approach similar to that of 
The Colbert Report or 
Saturday Night Live while 
writing. Sometimes I got 
Republicans all fired up 
over what I said, and other 
times Young Democrats 
would come to me at meet- 
ings and voice their not so 
favorable opinions about my 
article. But the more com- 
plaints I got. the better I felt 
because that meant that 
people actually cared about 
what I am most passionate 
about, and that is politics. 

Everything, good and 
bad can be related to poli- 
tics, whether it is something 
as serious as gun violence 
and the second amendment, 
or as comical as Jeremiah 
Wright talking about the 
chickens coming home to 
roost. So this year truly has 
been great because I got to 
share with rtiany of you my 
jokes, criticisms and 



insights to our political 
ridiculousness. Maybe you 
laughed, maybe you did not, 
but maybe you weren't reg- 
istered to vote and as a 
result of my article you did 
register to vote, and then 
took part in one of the most 
important elections in 
recent history. For that, I 
say thank you. 

As it is the last article 
that I will presumably write 
for the Clarion Call. I would 
also like to thank the follow- 
ing groups and people: The 
Clarion Young Democrats 
and Dr. Yeneiall. College 
Republicans and Dr. Sweet. 
Political Science As.sociation 
and Dr. Rourke, Dr. Spina 
and any family or friend 
that took the time to read 
what I wrote. It truly does 
mean a lot. It seems as 
though for every piece of 
email, Facebook message (or 
drink bought for me at the 
bar..: for which I am extra 
grateful) that I got thanking 




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me or telling me that my col- 
umn was good or funny, I 
got just as many telling me 
that I was wrong or out of 
line. So just to sum up how I 
view politics, as my friend 
Ryan Souder once said to 
me regarding the 2004 elec- 
tion "Well, it's like this, if 
you don't laugh about it, 
you're sure as hell going to 
cry." 

This last article would 
have been a little longer, but 
I have more important 
things to do, one of which is 
to graduate. So thank you 
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will get to talk to you some- 
time when I am back in the 
Fall for A.L.F.! 



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This article is in 
response to ..the political col- 
umn written by my good 
friend and highly respected 
fellow Clarion Young 
Democrat, Zach Hause. All 
though I disagree with Zach 
in certain comments made 
in his column, I will always 
respect him for his opinion 
elsewhere. As soon as I read 
the column, I immediately 
felt that what he had 
expressed needed to be 
countered for the sake of 
Senator Clinton, her cam- 
paign, and Democrats 
abound. 

This is not meant to 
divide our group, or the 
party for that matter. The 
Clarion Young Democrats is 
a strong campus group and 
will always stay united, two 
Democratic candidates or 
not. I do, however, want to 
shed some light on my feel- 
ings concerning this column. 

Number One: To call 
Senator Clinton a 
"Republican" is very inaccu- 
rate, no matter how much 
you dislike her for whatever 
reason. That is one com- 



ment I cannot let slide. She 
is a much respected member 
of the Democratic Party, 
especially as one of the most 
active Democratic members 
of the senate fighting tooth 
and nail for healthcare and 
other reform. She has been 
working to better the lives of 
Americans as a strong- 
armed Democrat in public 
service for over 35 years 
now. 

Number Two: Bringing 
up the instance where she 
misspoke about the Bosnia 
sniper fire incident is a bit 
petty. She made it very 
clear at the latest debate in 
Philadelphia that she had 
made a mistake. She said, 
"I'm embarrassed by it. I 
have apologized for it. I've 
said it was a mistake... We 
both have said things that, 
you know, turned out not to 
be accurate. You know, that 
happens when you're talk- 
ing as much as we have 
talked. But, you know, I'm 
very sorry that I said it. And 
I have said that, you know, 
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to be the truth. " Remember 
Senator Obama's "cUnging 
to guns, religion" mi. -.hap? 
They all do it, and we are 
going to call them out on it. 
But, they are only human, 
and I feel that we really 
should forgive and forget a 
mistake that has been 
acknowledged and move on 
to something of greater 
importance in the scheme of 
things. 

Number Three: Like I 
just said, we have much big- 
ger issues to deal with as a 
whole party. I am sure 
you've guessed by now that I 
am a Hillary supporter, but 
I will vote for Obama if he is 
the nominee. It's that sim- 
ple. Four more years of 
Bush policies via Senator 
McCain are simply not 
going to better our nation. 
Zach is certainly right about 
that. We should be focusing 
more on why we must get a 
Democrat in the White 
House this November, 
rather than bashing one 
individual frontrunner for 
the nominee. We must 
remain a unified party 
based on values, not 
whether or not we like the 
way a candidate laughs or 
pledges allegiance to our 
flag. 

My entire issues aside. 
Zach's very last comment 
concerning voting reminded 
me of the reason I read his 
column with such great 
expectations in the first 
place. Zach is a great demo- 
crat, and an idol of mine in 
the party. He knows more 
candidates as buddies than 
I'll ever get lucky enough to 
shake hands vwith in the 
first place. 

I can safely say that 
whoever the Democratic 
nominee is, I along with 
CYD will support them. W'e 
will be unified. We cannot 
let John McCain win this 
election. As Democrats, 
that must be our top priori- 
ty for November! 

Paul Markle 



The history of Clarion's consistently changing logo 



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Blue and gold. Kagles. It 
all means only one thing- 
Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania. 

Clarion has created a 
visual identity with the col- 
ors and logo, but where did 
the logo and other represcn- 
lations originate from? 

In th(> 1960s, Clarion 
University, known then as 
the Clarion State School 
(CSS), was making changes 
all over campus. According 
to Assistant Vice President 
of University Relations Ron 
Wilshire, former CSS 
President James Gemmell 
brought artists and other 
masters of their trade to 
Clarion. 

In the latter half of the 
decade, an artist in resi- 
dence was enlisted to design 
the official crest for the 
school. Professor of English 
David Christie-Murray of 
Scotland developed the offi- 
cial coat of arms now used 
on the podium during cer- 
tain university ceremonies. 

The university's coat of 
arms includes a helmet and 
eagles on a shield. 
According to a "Letter to the 
Editor" submitted to The 




Vac Man" logo from a 1984 
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Clarion Call written by 
Christie-Murray, student 
Jerome Strum drew the first 
version of the coat of arms. 
The university also used 
the state seal throughout 
the years as a logo. The seal 
is currently used only on 
certain documents. 

"It's only used on official 
correspondence," said 

Wilshire. 

Wilshire graduated 
from the university 
formerly know as 
Clarion State College 
(CSC) in 1972 and 
received his masters 
from Clarion in 1974. 
As a student, he remem- 
bers the logo being quite dif- 
ferent. 

"As I recall, it [the logo] 
was variations of CSC and 
the commonwealth seal here 
and there," said Wilshire. 

Over the years. Clarion 
began to dig into the idea of 
visual identity. Visual iden- 
tity deals with a consistent 
representation of a company 
or business. 

Department chair of the 
mass media arts, journalism 
and communication studies 
Dr. Susan Hilton has seen 
the university's visual iden- 
tity not only as a faculty 
member, but as a student. 
She graduated from CSC in 
1973. 

"Before they understood 
brand control, not every- 
thing required a logo," said 
Hilton. 

Then, "Pac Man" was 
introduced. The logo stu- 
dents see on sweatshirts, 
pens and campus signs are a 
far cry from what students 
in the 1980s saw around 
campus. Before the eagle. 



there was "Pac Man 
This logo came 



'resident Bond selected 
I logo that included a "C" 
shaped similar to the 




Courtesy of Ron Wilshire 
Clarion University's Crest (Late 1960s - Present) 



about when CSC obtained 
university .status in 1983, a 
new logo was needed to 
incorporate the U and the P 
of CUP. The univer- 

sity's president at the time. 
Tom Bond, approached the 
local graphic design compa- 
ny — the present-day print- 
ing .service for the universi- 
ty, PAGES— and requested 
a few logos be drawn up. 
according to Wilshire. 



video game character Pac 
Man that eats little blobs) 
and the U and the P printed 
in the foreground. The new 
logo utilized blue and gold 
as its basic colors. 

"We were the laughing 
stock of the state system 
when the video game Pac 
Man came out," said Hilton. 

Pac Man did not last for 
long. The university .sought 
out a new logo, this time 



using ju.^t "Clarion 
University" as a wordmark. 
"The wordmark was 
done in around 1990," said 
Wilshire. 

According to the design 
company out of Baltimore 
used for the logo develop- 
ment, the university's 
name had power all its 
own, without the addi- 
tion of a picture or logo. 
".A while ago we started 
working with a 
graphic design 
company called 
dlyphics," said 
Wilshire. "We 

asked them to look at 
the athletic logo." 
From there, the navy 
olue eagle head wrapped in 
a gold "C" was born. 
Formerly used for athletics, 
the logo as most students 
know it was .so popular the 
university combined it with 
the wordmark. 

"It was received so well 
it became standard," said 
Wilshire. 

With the development of 
a tried and true logo came 
stipulations. 

"We have to follow 
guidelines and policies 
when we place logos on pub- 
lications," said artist and 
illustrator at PAGES 
Debbie Henry. 

.According to Henry. 



I '.\( I KS takes care of placing 
the logo to ensure it is the 
proper size, location, color 
and proportion. 

One of the biggest mis- 
u.'^es of the logos comes from 
the web. Taking Clarion 
University logos from the 
web will not follow with con- 
sistent visual identity. 

"Don't use one off the 
web." said Himry. "[Logos 
seen on the internet] look 
good on the .-screen, but are 
only about 1/6 of the resolu- 
tion needed for print." 

Henry also mentioned 
that publications that come 
to the university printing 
services that do not match 
publication standards will 
be corrected. Publications 
for university functions that 
come to PAGES must match 
university style guidelines. 

"It's like Nike; they 
don't mess with their logo," 
said Henry. 

The User's Guide to 
Publications and Printing 
states the following: "This 
program — more than just a 
wordmark and logo — is a 
complete system for visual 
identity... Like a graphic 
symbol, it is understood 
quickly and easily as a sym- 
bol of Clarion University 
through consistent use and 
repetition." 




Clarion University's current logo 



Discover new opportunities with Study Abroad Club 



Stephanie Desmond 

Features Editoi 

For many students, the 
capstone experience of their 
college career is a trip 
abroad to study in a differ- 
ent country. 

Despite the resources 
available to students on 
campus, some can find plan- 
ning a semester abroad to be 
overwhelming. 

One organization is 
attempting to make the 
process easier: the Study 
Abroad Club. 

The club was recognized 
in February. It functions as 
a way for students who have 
traveled abroad and those 
who plan to travel to con- 



nect with each other. 

Students have a chance 
to share their experiences 
and get their questions 
answered. 

"When students join 
they get to know about 
opportunities they had 
never imagined," said Dr. 
Sandra Trejos, associate 
professor of economics and 
Study Abroad Club advisor. 

Trejos got involved with 
the club because of her pre- 
vious involvement with the 
study abroad program on 
campus. 

"It is actually natural 
and motivating to know I 
can work with a group of 
students who believe in 
study abroad and are enthu- 



siastic about it," she said. 

One way the club has 
helped students understand 
the opportunities available 
to them is with their 
"Spotlight Countries" series. 

This semester, France 
and Germany were high- 
lighted. Three exchange stu- 
dents from Bamberg, 
Germany who are attending 
Clarion University did a 
presentation about their 
country. The France presen- 
tation was done by three 
students from Lyon and one 
from Lille. 

"Having a presentation 
about France as a destina- 
tion for study abroad done 
by French students turned 
out to be very powerful and 



convincing," Trejos said. 

The group plans to have 
more spotlight countries in 
future semesters. 

At normal meetings, 
students meet to answer 
others' questions and give 
background information on 
where they've traveled. 

"It spreads awareness 
that students can study 
abroad," said Caitlin Tomeo, 
a senior psychology major 
and president of the Study 
Abroad Club. "It's not as dif- 
ficult as it may seem." 

Tomeo became involved 
with the club after her expe- 
rience in Costa Rica in June 
2007. She said it was one of 
the best experiences she's 
had in college. 



"Traveling to other 
countries is important as 
part of education to reduce 
biases and preconceived 
notions," she said. 
"Exposure to other cultures 
is very beneficial to students 
to appreciate those cultures 
and our own." 

Tomeo said that some of 
the highlights of her own 
trip were learning to speak 
Spanish conversationally, 
having adventures and 
being exposed to different 
ways of life. 

In the future, the club 
hopes to collaborate with 
others groups to travel for 
relief efforts. 

Besides the club, stu- 
dents can also contact the 




Office of International 
Programs and the ISEP 
Coordinator to discuss pos- 
sibilities. 

Other executive mem- 
bers of the Study Abroad 
Club include Tia 

Younginger, vice president; 
Julie Cloak, treasurer; and 
Sara Hines, secretary. 




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When walking to and 
from classes during the first 
semester of this school year 
Katie Cooper, junior inter- 
national business, econom- 
ics and Spanish major, and 
Audra McGuire, junior 
MMAJCS major, never 
thought they would ever 
have to struggle to get 
around the Clarion 
University campus. 

This past January, 
Cooper suffered a severely 
sprained ankle when falling 
down a flight of stairs. The 
fall required her to be 
placed in a black safety boot 
with crutches for three 
weeks. McGuire suffered a 
torn ACL after playing 
dodge ball. Her tear 
required surgery that left 
her in a knee brace with 
crutches for a month and a 
half. 

McGuire and Cooper 
have more than injuries in 
common; both are orienta- 
tion leaders. Being an orien- 
tation leader requires a lot 
of moving around campus, 
in and out of buildings. The 
duo soon found out that, as 
Cooper said. Clarion's cam- 
pus is terrible for handi- 
capped people. 

"At times it sucked," 
said Cooper reflecting on 
her week on crutches. 

In the short time of 
handicap, she experienced a 
number of problems. One of 
the scariest and most anger- 
ing, she said, was when she 
fell getting out of her car. 

"I fell on the ice on 
crutches because Clarion 



didn't salt," said Cooper. 

She said the patch of ice 
was directly outside her car 
door in her parking spot. 
And of all places, she was 
parked in a handicap spot. 

"1 called Public Safety 
and they only said that they 
would salt it eventually," 
she said. 

Like Cooper, McGuire 
also had to be cautious. She 
experienced extreme slip- 
periness when entering 
places like the Gemmell 
Student Complex. She said 
that when the floor was wet 
from people tracking snow 
inside and there were no 
mats, she felt as if she could 
fall down and hurt herself 
worse than she already was. 

During new student ori- 
entation, McGuire was put 
into a wheel chair to lead 
her group. 

"We went on the admis- 
sions tour and it took extra 
time. Half the time the 
doors were not handicap 
accessible," McGuire said. 

She pointed out that the 
Wilson St. entrance to 
Gemmell lacks handicap 
doors, as well as the top 
entrance into Gemmell. 

"I don't know how peo- 
ple would be able to open 
the doors if they were by 
themselves," said McGuire. 

"I feel like they should 
do more for handicap stu- 
dents," said Cooper. 

She said that while the 
buildings on the outer limits 
of the university have hand- 
icap parking spots, those in 
the middle, like Davis Hall, 
Pierce Science Center and 
Harvey Hall, do not. Cooper 
said that the parking spots 
are located too far from 
those buildings. 

But, the university does 



take some measures to rem- 
edy these problems 

Students can apply for a 
university physical impair- 
ment permit to use on cam- 
pus. This allows handi- 
capped students to park in 
any space in any lot, regard- 
less of the "student" or 
"employee" distinction. This 
does not apply to handi- 
capped or metered spaces, 
though. 

A state handicapped 
placard is required to park 
in handicapped spaces. The 
regulations for these spaces 
are enforced 24 hours a day. 
McGuire complained of nar- 
row and uneven sidewalks, 
especially on the lower end 
of Pierce. Cooper and 
McGuire did recognize the 
existence of elevators in all 
buildings, but questioned 
their location. 

McGuire drew attention 
to the location of the eleva- 
tor in Founders Hall. 

"To get into Founders, 
you have to go the whole 
way around the building 
into a dark alley-way," she 
said. "It was creepy." 

She said the entrance 
spots to buildings like this 
are not well lit. 

With construction well 
underway on campus, 
Cooper feels the handicap 
situation has gotten even 
worse. 

"With the construction, 
access is cut off to buildings 
and the handicap spots are 
gone," Cooper said. 

She also mentioned the 
sidewalks that are currently 
filled with gravel. Cooper 
said these areas would be 
really difficult to cross in a 
wheel chair without getting 
hung up on the gravel or 
ledge. 




Angela Kelly/ The Clarion Call 

With much emphasis on construction on the Clarion University campus, some students suggest 
that handicapped students are being inconvienienced. The university says all is up to code. 



"I think they're so wor- 
ried about getting the con- 
struction done that they 
don't care about how it 
affects those in handicap sit- 
uations," said McGuire. "I 
was always late for class." 

She said that being 
handicapped forced her to 
go out of the way to get 
where she was going. 
Cooper said she never had 
back-to-back classes, but if 
she had she would not have 
been able to get to them in 
time. 

Both Cooper and 
McGuire are currently off 
crutches, but still think of 
those who have to suffer 
across Clarion everyday. 

"It's really inconvenient 
to be handicapped and I'm 
glad to have my legs back," 
said Cooper. 



Pa. college woos students with ads 



Michael Rubinkam 

AP Exchange 

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. 

(AP)— Wilkes University 
badly wanted 18-year-old 
Nicole Pollock to be part of 
its freshman class this fall 
— so much so that it made 
her the star of her own ad 
campaign. 

The small, private 
school in northeastern 
Pennsylvania plastered 
Pollock's name on bill- 
boards, pizza boxes and gas 
pumps — and even aired a 
commercial on MTV — in 
hopes of getting her to 
enroll. As one message put 
it: "We just hope you're on 
your way to Wilkes 
University next year." 

Mission accomplished: 
Pollock recently picked 
Wilkes over her hometown 
University of Scranton. 
Even better for Wilkes, the 
ads put it on the radar 
screen of many of Pollock's 
college-bound classmates. 

The quirky $120,000 ad 
campaign, which also fea- 
tured seven other students, 
helps Wilkes stand out in a 
crowded college market- 
place. It also demonstrates 
the lengths to which some 
colleges are going to reach 
today's media- and market- 
ing-savvy teenagers, who 
are just as likely to shop for 
a school on the Internet as 
to rely on glossy brochures 
and college fairs. 

Increasingly, schools 
are using podcasts, virtual 
tours on YouTube, live 
chats and other interactive 
technologies to get their 
messages out. 

Wilkes' ads, now in 
their second year, are 
focused on the university's 
traditional recruiting area 



in northeastern 

Pennsylvania, as well as 
the Allentown-Bethlehem 
region to the south, and the 
Philadelphia suburbs. Long 
Island and Binghamton, 
N.Y. 

The school finds out 
this week just how success- 
ful its campaign has been. 
Thursday is "decision day," 
the deadline for high school 
seniors across the nation to 
notify the college of their 
choice they plan to attend 
in the fall. 

"This is pretty trend- 
setting and forward-think- 
ing," said Nancy 
Costopulos, chief market- 
ing officer of the American 
Marketing Association, 
which runs a yearly sympo- 
sium for colleges and uni- 
versities. "It positions 
Wilkes as an innovative 
and fresh kind of school." 

The university picks 
applicants from markets 
where Wilkes wants to pro- 
mote itself and who have a 
"mix of talents and deter- 
mination," said Jack 
Chielli, Wilkes' director of 
marketing. Applicants fea- 
tured in the ads must con- 
sent to have their names 
used. 

The ads are the brain- 
child of Philadelphia mar- 
keting firm 160over90, 
which had a mandate from 
Wilkes to convey the mes- 
sage that the school gets to 
know its students personal- 
ly and pays close attention 
to their needs. 

To do that, the agency 
conducts in-depth inter- 
views with participating 
students, their friends and 
families — learning their 
hobbies and accomplish- 
ments, their hopes and 
dreams, their likes and dis- 
likes, even their nick- 



names. 

It uses the information 
to design highly personal- 
ized ads that are placed 
where students are most 
likely to see them: on pizza 
boxes and billboards, atop 
gas pumps, in movie the- 
aters and malls, and on 
MTV, VHI and Comedy 
Central. 
Some examples: 

— "Lake Lehman senior 
Greg Heindel: "You give 
your time at the soup 
kitchen, the firehouse, and 
your church summer camp. 
Wilkes University would 
like to give you something 
— a top-quality education." 

— "Hey Kristen Pecka. Only 
your closest friends at 
Central Catholic call you 
Pecka-lecka-lecka. Choose 
Wilkes University and add 
2,362 more people to that 
list." 

— "Scranton High senior 
Nicole Pollock: Our goal at 
Wilkes University is to be 
as much a mentor as your 
mother has been. (Now, if 
we could only make her 
ravioli.)" 

That last one, on a bill- 
board close to Pollock's 
high school, made her 
mother cry. 

Each ad also includes 
an invitation to "call a 
Colonel" — the school's nick- 
name — and provides a 
phone number that plays a 
recorded message from a 
Wilkes student. 

The marketing cam- 
paign appeals to what 
Costopulos calls the 'look- 
at-me generation" — teens 
who grew up with social 
networking sites like 
Facebook and MySpace and 



are comfortable sharing 
their most private thoughts 
with the world. 

Indeed, the ads have 
turned students into mini- 
celebrities in their schools 
and communities. 

Briana Turnbaugh, 17, 
of Sugarloaf, Pa., said that 
when she went to a doctor's 
office for the first time, the 
receptionist said: "Oh, 
you're the girl from the bill- 
board!" 

Turnbaugh, who ranks 
fifth in her high school 
class of 800, ultimately 
picked Wilkes' crosstown 
rival, King's College. But 
she said Wilkes still spent 
its money wisely. 

"I know so many peo- 
ple, seniors, who were 
impressed with (the ad 
campaign) and decided 
they wanted to go there or 
at least consider it," 
Turnbaugh said. 

Chielli, the marketing 
director, said the recruits' 
choices are almost second- 
ary. As long as the ads get 
students thinking about 
Wilkes, they are working. 

Wilkes charges fees 
and tuition of more than 
$25,000, and nearly all stu- 
dents get some form of 
financial aid not including 
loans. The school hands out 
$22 million in aid each 
year. 

For Megan Smith, who 
had been leaning heavily 
toward another university 
before getting the star 
treatment last year, the ad 
campaign put Wilkes in a 
new light. 

"They were interested 
in me and what I wanted 
from my college experi- 
ence," said Smith, who is 
now wrapping up her fresh- 
man year at Wilkes. 



McGuire suggests 

Clarion add more ramps 
across the campus. She also 
thinks that university offi- 
cials should re-examine the 
handicap situation across 
the university. 

"They should spend the 
day in the life of a handicap 
person and try to get 
around." 

On the other side of 
things, Terry Bish, interim 
director of facilities manage- 
ment, said that, to his 
knowledge, all buildings are 
up to code. 

An inspector periodical- 
ly comes to campus unan- 
nounced. As a man in a 
wheelchair, he goes around 
campus and brings any 
problems to Bish's atten- 
tion. They have a set 
amount of time to fix the 



adjustments he suggests. 

Where older buildings, 
like Ralston and Becht, are 
difficult to improve, things 
have been done to make 
them as accessible as possi- 
ble. Both have ways for 
handicapped people to get to 
the first floor and Ralston's 
bathrooms have just been 
remodeled to make them 
bigger. 

Bish also acknowledged 
that there are possible prob- 
lems with the construction 
on campus, but nothing has 
been brought to his atten- 
tion. 

All students' opinions on 
problems and solutions are 
welcome at facilities man- 
agement. 

"I would never say no," 
Bish said. 




Ask Doctor Eagle 




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Rachael Franklin 

Call Contributor 



Dear Dr. Eagle, 

Since it has been starting to get nice 
out lately, my eyes have become extreme- 
ly itchy, been sneezing a lot more, and my 
nose is always running. My roommate 
said I could have something called sea- 
sonal allergies. What are seasonal aller- 
gies? 



Signed, 

Itchy Eyes 

A seasonal 
allergy is 
an allergic 
reaction to 



a trigger 
that is typi- 
cally only present for part 
of a year, such as spring or 
fall. This type of allergy 
refers to a pollen allergy, 
such as trees, weeds and 
grasses. Perennial aller- 
gies, on the other hand, 
are usually present year- 
round, and include aller- 
gens such as pet dander 
and house dust mite. 
Molds can be a seasonal or 



perennial allergy trigger. 
An allergist can help 
determine if yau have sea- 
sonal allergies, and to 
which types of pollens to 
which you are allergic. 
This is accomplished 
through allergy testing, 
which typically involves 
skin testing or a blood test 
(RAST). Allergy testing 
can be helpful in predict- 
ing the times of the year 
that you are likely to expe- 
rience allergy symptoms, 
and is needed if you are 
interesting in taking aller- 
gy shots. 



Dr. Eagk is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at sjrafranklin@clarion.edu. 



Joey Pettine 

Staff Writer 

'There are some things 
one remembers even though 
they may never have hap- 
pened. There are some 
things I remember which 
may never have happened 
but as I remember them so 
they have." 

This, in a nutshell, is 
the basic principal behind 
Harold Pinter's "Old Times," 
the play which was per- 
formed last Tuesday 
through Saturday by the 
Clarion University Theater 
Department. 

"Old Times" is about a 
married couple, Kate 
(played by Natalie Dunn) 
and Deely (played by Tyler 
Cramer), who are visited by 
Kate's old friend, Anna 
(played by Kate Quigley) 
and their night together. 
Throughout the play the 
three characters chat, drink, 
smoke, and reflect on their 
memories and younger lives 
of 20 years ago. 

Yet the remarkable 
thing about "Old Times" is 
that as the play progresses 
the audience begins to real- 
ize that the action of the 
performance does not take 
place on the surface of our 
characters, their lives, and 
their interactions, but with- 
in the subtext that lies 
beneath. The subtext of "Old 
Times" is deep and steeped 



with sexual imagery and 
untold truths. The dialogue 
of the play actually becomes 
more of a duel than any- 
thing else and as the conver- 
sations become more and 
more awkward, the audi- 
ence sees the conflict battle 
between Deely and Anna for 
what seems to be control 
over Kate. Yet as the conver- 
sations are filled with veiled 
meanings and deeper rea- 
sonings so are the silences of 
the play just as important. 

One of the key elements 
of Old Times are the pauses 
and silences between the 
dialogue. According to direc- 
tor, Rob BuUington, aside 
from the dialogue within the 
script the only stage direc- 
tion given are "Pause", 
"Long Pause", "Short 
Pause", and "Silence". Any 
actor knows that one of the 
most difficult tasks is to act 
without words, to convey so 
much meaning through only 
actions, yet Joss Whedon, 
creator of Buffy The 
Vampire Slayer, once said, 
"When people stop talking 
they start communicating." 
and that element is seen so 
readily within Old Times. 

The true power behind 
Old Times lied not in the 
script, though, bu in the 
Clarion provided actors. 
Tyler Cramer's performance 
was fantastic and powerful, 
bringing a harsh life to the 
character of Deely. Natalie 
Dunn was remarkable as 



Kate, she, above all the oth- 
ers, seemed to have the 
fewest lines yet even as 
Tyler and Kate sang and 
argued on stage she would 
steall the scenes with her 
silence and quiet preva- 
lence. Finally, Freshmen 
Kate Quigley was more than 
just good too. After seeing 
Kate off stage this author is 
amazed how quickly and 
easily she went from her 
actual bubbly self to the 
deep, dramatic persona of 
Anna within Old Times. All 
in all an astounding cast. 

Finally, what makes Old 
Times so intriguing is that 
by the end of the play the 
audience begins to wonder if 
what they saw actually hap- 
pened. When asked about 
the mysteries presented in 
Old Times director Rob 
BuUington stated, "Our goal 
was not to answer anything 
but to make sure the audi- 
ence asked all the ques- 
tions." 

To quote Mr. BuUington 
yet again, "Everything is 
true and false. Nothing is 
what it seems yet every- 
thing is exactly and only 
what it seems." It seems to 
this reviewer that Old 
Times was a wonderful way 
for Clarion Theater to end 
their Spring season. Five 
stars through and through 
and a lasting memory for all 
who saw it, no matter how 
they remember it. 



Actress Uma Thurmon being stalked by mental patient 



The former mental 
patient accused of stalking 
Uma Thurman appeared at 
her front door repeatedly at 
odd hours, and he left her a 
frightening letter, according 
to testimony Tuesday by two 
of the actress' employees. 

Thurman's housekeeper 
'Blirpjyfc Janas Oi^tiEftd'iiiiE^ 
the second day of Jack 



Jordan's trial that he rang 
the bell at the actress' 
Greenwich Village town 
house at least twice a day 
for at least 10 days last 
summer. 

His lawyer, George 
Vomvolakis, says Jordan is 
a former mental patient who 
ttasbeeiii diagnosed a,s scbiz- . 
ophrenic and bipolar and 



should be in psychiatric 
treatment, not in jail. 
The 38-year-old Thurman — 
who has starred in "Pulp 
Fiction," "Kill Bill," '"The 
Producers," and "My Super 
Ex-Girlfriend," hired a pri- 
vate detective and allowed 
installation of surveillance 
cameras around the ^ouse. 



VIDEO GAME REVIEW 

WWE Smackdown Vs Row 2008 is unimpressive 




Ryan Gartley 

Stciff Writer 

Game-" WWE Smackdown 
Vs Raw 2008 
Hublisher: THQ 
Rating: 3 / 5 

The theme song is blar- 
ing and it's time to step back 
into the ring. For good and 
bad, "Smackdown vs Raw 
08" is bringing everything 
you have come to expect 
from a wrestling game back. 

While there are slight 
tweaks here and there, 08 is 
essentially the same thing 
as years past. The grapple 
stick makes a return, but 
with the addition of ulti- 
mate control grapples. With 
the ultimate control grap- 
ple, the player gets the 
option to choose when and 
where the action happens by 
following instructions on 
their HUD. 

Sticking with the "new 



for 2008" features, I'll go 
down the list. The best part, 
although limiting, is the 
superstar fighting styles. 

Each of the eight styles 
has exclusive moves and 
abilities that cater to differ- 
ent play styles. The dirty 
style, for example, lets the 
player grab the ref as a 
shield and throw him at the 
opponent 

Also new is the struggle 
submission system, which 
allows the player to control 
the amount of pressure 
applied during a submis- 
sion. Rounding out the list 
of new features is the ECW 
roster, hall of fame mode, 
putting you in classic 
matches, and 24/7 mode, the 
single player story. 

In the story mode, you 
have the option of using a 
superstar or a created play- 
er. The locker room is where 
all the interaction takes 
place. It is a bland and bor- 
ing interface, but once you 
get the hang of it, you won't 
mind it and get straight to 
business. There are menus 
for health, options for 
upgrading different aspects 
of your player's out of the 



ring abilities based on 
money and training modes 
that you need to repeat over 
and over. It isn't too exciting 
and could have defiantly 
been presented better. 

The story is the same as 
always. You are a new 
superstar working your way 
to the top. In case you were 
wondering how the acting 
is, the wrestlers provide a 
horrid voice acting experi- 
ence, as always. 

Where this series has 
always shined, to me, is 
multiplayer. Setting up 
matches and playing with 
friends is what wrestling 
games were meant for. The 
series does little to improve 
the awkward movements of 
the wrestlers and the same 
glitches are present with 
ropes going through people 
and hair that has never 
looked too hairy. 

If you love wrestling, 
you probably have last 
year's game. If you've held 
off for a couple years or got a 
new system, pick this one up 
on sale, but I forbid anyone 
to pay the full $60 for it. 



Roger Clemens accused of affair with country artist 



Associated Press 

Roger Clemens had a 
decade-long relationship 
with country star Mindy 
McCready that began when 
she was a IS-yearold aspir- 
ing singer and the pitcher 
was a Boston Red Sox ace, 
the Daily News reported. 

Clemens' lawyer, Rusty 
Hardin, confirmed a long- 
term relationship but told 



the newspaper it was not 
sexual. 

McCready 's lawyer, Lee 
Ofman, said he did not 
have any comment on the 
Daily News story 

McCready had a No. 1 
single in 1996 with "Guys 
Do It All the Time." 

Clemens was 28 and a 
married father of two when 
he first met McCready, the 
newspaper reported. 



The revelation could 
undermine Clemens' repu- 
tation, which is central to 
the defamation suit the for- 
mer pitcher has filed 
against former personal 
trainer Brian McNamee. 
Suggesting Clemens used 
performance -enhancing 
substances during his 
major league career. 



Movie Review 

"Paraniod Park" Is simple but pleasing 

m 

Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

Movie: "Paraniod Park" 
Director: Gus Van Sant 
Rating: 3.5 /5 



While the name of the 
movie might suggest that it 
is a scary action-packed 
thriller. Paranoid Park is a 
slow paced suspense film 
about a young boy and the 
problems going on in his life. 

When skateboarder, 
Alex (Gabe Nevins), gets 
invited to check out the infa- 
mous underground skate 
park nicknamed "Paranoid 
Park," he gets more than he 
bargains for when he meets 
the slackers and street kids 
that created the skating 
grounds. 

Alone and bored, Alex 
decides to go to the park by 
himself and winds up talk- 
ing to an older boy who asks 
him if he wants to have 
some fun. Feeling like he 
should branch out, he jumps 
a freight train for what he 
thinks will be the ride of his 



life. Things are going fine 
until he and his new friend 
kH't caught by a security 
Kuard. Frightened, he 
strikes the guard on the 
head with his skateboard, 
knocking him back into the 
path of an onccming train, 
resulting in the guards 
untimely and brutally horri- 
fying death. 

Left alone to think 
about the things that he has 
done, Alex tries everything 
he can to forget about the 
awful accident. All seems 
fine until the next week at 
.school when Alex gets called 
out of class by Detective 
Richard Lu (Daniel Liu) and 
is questioned about the 
unfortunate death of the 
security guard. Seeing the 
gruesome pictures jolts 
Alex's memory and he is all 
of a sudden overwhelmed. 

The movie proceeds to 
unravel the details leading 
up to and after the accident, 
as Alex tries to cover up and 
forget about the murder, let 
alone dealing with normal 
adolescent problems such as 
his parents' divorce, his con- 
trolling girlfriend and stay- 
ing focused in school. 

The movie abruptly fin- 
ishes when Alex finally feels 
like he regained control of 
his life and leaves you feel- 
ing empty. 

While Director Gus Van 



Sant (Cood Will Hunting. 
Psycho) might have over- 
done some of the scenes by 
dragging them on. hv uses 
remarkable shot techniques 
and sounds that make you 
feel like you're in the mind 
of the young skateboarder. 
Van Sant picked up real 
street skateboarders to film 
the scenes in the park. 
which adds a very realistic 
feel to the movie's otherwise 
slow beginning. While the 
film picks up the pace about 
one third of the way 
through, its sometimes 
hard to pay attention and 
keep tabs on the fiashhack 
technique that he uses to 
tell the story through /Mex's 
eyes. 

The movie has an over- 
all great soundtrack that 
corresponds very well to the 
scenes that the music is 
playing in. While some 
scenes of the film had poor 
acting, Nevins proved him- 
self to be one to watch out 
for in the future. 

If you're expecting a 
Blockbuster hit with A-List 
actors, this is not the type of 
movie for you. However, if 
you enjoy movies for their 
directive creativity and 
unique plots, this might be a 
surprisingly pleasing selec- 
tion. With everything said, I 
give Paranoid Park a ;].5 out 
of 5. 



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Luke Hampton 

StCltf Wiiter 

Stephanie Desmond 

f'eatures Editor 

Whi'ii wajkin^i to and 
from classes during the first 
semester of this school year 
Katie Cooper, junior inter- 
national business, econom- 
ics and Spanish major, and 
Audra McCuiire. junior 
MMA-ICS major, never 
thought they would ever 
have to struggle to get 
around the Clarion 
University catnpus. 

This past January. 
Cooper suffered a severely 
sprained ankle when falling 
down a (light of stairs. Tht' 
fall required her to be 
placed in a black safety boot 
with crutches for three 
weeks. McC.uire suffered a 
torn ACL after playing 
dodge ball. Her tear 
required surgery that left 
her in a knee brace with 
crutches for a month and a 
half. 

McGuire and Cooper 
have more than injuries in 
common; both are orienta- 
tion leaders. Being an orien- 
tation leader requires a lot 
of moving around campus. 
in and out of buildings. The 
duo soon found out that, as 
Cooper said. Chu'ion's cam- 
pus is terrible for handi- 
capped people. 

"At times it sucked." 
said Cooper reflecting on 
her week on crutches. 

In the short time of 
handicap, she experienced a 
number of problems. One of 
the scariest and most anger- 
ing, she said, was when .she 
fell getting out of her car. 

"I fell on the ice on 
crutches because Clarion 



didn't salt." said Cooper. 

She said the patch of ice 
was directly outside her car 
door in her parking spot. 
And of all places, she was 
parked in a handicap spot. 

i called Public Safety 
and they only said that they 
would salt it eventually." 
she said. 

Like Cooper. McCiuire 
also had to be cautious. She 
experienced extreme slip- 
periness when entering 
places like the Cemmell 
Student Complex. She said 
that when the floor was wet 
from people tracking snow 
inside and there were no 
mats, she felt as if she could 
fall down and hurt herself 
worse than she already was. 

During new student ori- 
entation, McCuire was put 
into a wheel chair to lead 
her group. 

"We went on the admis- 
sions tour and it took extra 
time. Half the time the 
doors were not handicap 
accessible." McC.uire said. 

She pointed out that the 
Wilson St. entrance to 
Ciemmell lacks handicap 
doors, as well as the top 
entrance into Cemmell. 

"1 don't know how peo- 
ple would be able to open 
the doors if they were by 
themselves." said McGuire. 

"I feel like they should 
do more for handicap stu- 
dents." said Cooper. 

She said that while the 
buildings on the outer limits 
of the university have hand- 
icap parking spots, those in 
the middle, like Davis Hall. 
Pierce Science Center and 
Harvey Hall, do not. Cooper 
said that the parking spots 
are located too far from 
those buildings. 

But, the universitv does 



take .some measures to rem- 
edy the.se problems. 

Students can apply for a 
university physical impair- 
ment permit to use on cam- 
pus. This allows handi- 
capped students to park in 
any space in any lot, regard- 
less of the "student" or 
"employee" distinction. This 
does not apply to handi- 
capped or metered spaces, 
though. 

A state handicapped 
placard is required to park 
in handicapped spaces. The 
regulations for these spaces 
are enforced 24 hours a day. 
McCiuire complained of nar- 
row and uneven sidewalks, 
especially on the lower end 
of Pierce. Cooper and 
McGuire did recognize the 
existence of elevators in all 
buildings, but questioned 
their location. 

McGuire drew attention 
to the location of the eleva- 
tor in Founders Hall. 

"To get into Founders, 
you have to go the whole 
way around the building 
into a dark alley-way," she 
said. "It was creepy." 

She said the entrance 
spots to buildings like this 
are not well lit. 

With construction well 
underway on campus, 
Cooper feels the handicap 
situation has gotten even 
worse. 

"With the construction, 
access is cut off to buildings 
and the handicap spots are 
gone." Cooper said. 

She also mentioned the 
sidewalks that are currently 
filled with gravel. Cooper 
said these areas would be 
really difficult to cross in a 
wheel chair without getting 
hung up on the gravel or 
ledge. 




Angela Kelly / The Clarion Call 

With much emphasis on construction on the Clarion University campus, some students suggest 
that handicapped students are being inconvienienced. The university says all is up to code. 



"I think they're so wor- 
ried about getting the con- 
struction done that they 
don't care about how it 
affects those in handicap sit- 
uations," said McGuire. "1 
was always late for class." 

She said that being 
handicapped forced her to 
go out of the way to get 
where she was going. 
Cooper said she never had 
back-to-back classes, but if 
she had she would not have 
been able to get to them in 
time. 

Both Cooper and 
McGuire are currently off 
crutches, but still think of 
those who have to suffer 
across Clarion everyday. 

"It's really inconvenient 
to be handicapped and I'm 
glad to have my legs back," 
said Cooper. 



Pa. college woos students with ads 



Michael Rubinkam 

AP fl>chanqe 

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. 
(AP)— Wilkes University 
badly wanted 18-year-old 
Nicole Pollock to be part of 
its freshman class this fall 
— so much so that it made 
her the star of her own ad 
campaign. 

The small, private 
school in northeastern 
Pennsylvania plastered 
Pollock's name on bill- 
boards, pizza boxes and gas 
pumps — and even aired a 
commercial on MTV — in 
hopes of getting her to 
enroll. As one message put 
it: "We just hope you're on 
your way to Wilkes 
University next year." 

Mission accomplished: 
Pollock recently picked 
Wilkes over her hometown 
University of Scranton. 
Even better for Wilkes, the 
ads put it on the radar 
screen of many of Pollock's 
college-bound classmates. 

The quirky $120,000 ad 
campaign, which also fea- 
tured .seven other students, 
helps Wilkes stand out in a 
crowded college market- 
place. It also demonstrates 
the lengths to which some 
colleges are going to reach 
today's media- and market- 
ing-savvy teenagers, who 
are just as likely to shop for 
a school on the Internet as 
to rely on glossy brochures 
and college fairs. 

Increasingly, schools 
are using podcasts, virtual 
tours on YouTuhe. live 
chats and other interactive 
technologies to get their 
messages out. 

Wilkes" ads, now in 
their second year, are 
focused on the univeis'ty's 
traditional recruiting area 



in northeastern 

Pennsylvania, as well as 
the Allentown-Bethlehem 
region to the south, and the 
Philadelphia suburbs. Long 
Island and Binghamton, 
N.Y. 

The school finds out 
this week just how success- 
ful its cainpaign has been. 
Thursday is "decision day." 
the deadline for high school 
seniors across the nation to 
notify the college of their 
choice they plan to attend 
in the fall. 

"This is pretty trend- 
.setting and forward-think- 
ing." said Nancy 
Costopulos. chief market- 
ing officer of the American 
Marketing Association, 
which runs a yearly sympo- 
sium for colleges and uni- 
versities. "It positions 
Wilkes as an innovative 
and fresh kind of .school." 

The university picks 
applicants from markets 
where Wilkes wants to pro- 
mote itself and who have a 
"mix of talents and deter- 
mination," said Jack 
Chielli. Wilkes" director of 
marketing. Applicants fea- 
tured in the ads must con- 
sent to have their names 
used. 

The ads are the brain- 
child of Philadelphia mar- 
keting firm 160over90. 
which had a mandate from 
Wilkes to convey the mes- 
sage that the school gets to 
know its students personal- 
ly and pays close attention 
to their needs. 

To do that, the agency 
conducts in-depth inter- 
views with participating 
students, their friends and 
families — learning their 
hobbies and accomplish- 
ments, their hopes and 
dreams, their likes and dis- 
likes, even their nick- 



names. 

It uses the information 
to design highly personal- 
ized ads that are placed 
where students are most 
likely to see them: on pizza 
boxes and billboards, atop 
gas pumps, in movie the- 
aters and malls, and on 
MTV, VHI and Comedy 
Central. 
Some examples: 

— "Lake Lehman senior 
Greg Heindel: "You give 
your time at the soup 
kitchen, the firehouse, and 
your church summer camp. 
Wilkes University would 
like to give you something 
— a top-quality education." 

— "Hey Kristen Pecka. Only 
your closest friends at 
Central Catholic call you 
Pecka-lecka-lecka. Choose 
Wilkes University and add 
2,362 more people to that 
list." 

— "Scranton High senior 
Nicole Pollock: Our goal at 
Wilkes University is to be 
as much a mentor as your 
mother has been. (Now, if 
we could only make her 
ravioli.)" 

That last one, on a bill- 
board close to Pollock's 
high school, made her 
mother cry. 

Each ad also includes 
an invitation to "call a 
Colonel" — the school's nick- 
name — and provides a 
phone number that plays a 
recorded message from a 
Wilkes student. 

The marketing cam- 
paign appeals to what 
Costopulos calls the "look- 
at-me generation" — teens 
who grew up with social 
networking sites like 
Facebook and MySpace and 



are comfortable sharing 
their most private thoughts 
with the world. 

Indeed, the ads have 
turned students into mini- 
celebrities in their schools 
and communities. 

Briana Turnbaugh. 17, 
of Sugarloaf, Pa., said that 
when she went to a doctor's 
office for the first time, the 
receptionist said: "Oh, 
you're the girl from the bill- 
board!" 

Turnbaugh, who ranks 
fifth in her high school 
class of 800, ultimately 
picked Wilkes' crosstown 
rival, King's College. But 
she said Wilkes still spent 
its money wisely. 

"I know so many peo- 
ple, seniors, who were 
impressed with (the ad 
campaign) and decided 
they wanted to go there or 
at least consider it," 
Turnbaugh said. 

Chielli, the marketing 
director, said the recruits" 
choices are almost second- 
ary. As long as the ads get 
students thinking about 
Wilkes, they are working. 

Wilkes charges fees 
and tuition of more than 
$25,000, and nearly all stu- 
dents get some form of 
financial aid not including 
loans. The school hands out 
$22 million in aid each 
year. 

For Megan Smith, who 
had been leaning heavily 
toward another university 
before getting the star 
treatment last year, the ad 
campaign put Wilkes in a 
new light. 

"They were interested 
in me and what I wanted 
from my college experi- 
ence," said Smith, who is 
now wrapping up her fresh- 
man year at W'ilkes. 



McGuire suggests 

Clarion add more ramps 
across the campus. She also 
thinks that university offi- 
cials should re-examine the 
handicap situation across 
the university. 

"They should spend the 
day in the hfe of a handicap 
person and try to get 
around." 

On the other side of 
things, Terry Bish, interim 
director of facilities manage- 
ment, said that, to his 
knowledge, all buildings are 
up to code. 

An inspector periodical- 
ly comes to campus unan- 
nounced. As a man in a 
wheelchair, he goes around 
campus and brings any 
problems to Bish's atten- 
tion. They have a set 
amount of time to fix the 



adjustments he suggests. 

Where older buildings, 
like Ralston and Becht, are 
difficult to improve, things 
have been done to make 
them as accessible as possi- 
ble. Both have ways for 
handicapped people to get to 
the first floor and Ralston's 
bathrooms have just been 
remodeled to make them 
bigger. 

Bish also acknowledged 
that there are possible prob- 
lems with the construction 
on campus, but nothing has 
been brought to his atten- 
tion. 

All students' opinions on 
problems and solutions are 
welcome at facilities man- 
agement. 

"I would never say no," 
Bish said. 




Ask Doctor Eagle 




Rachael Franklin 

Call Contribijfor 

Dear Dr. Eagle, 

Since it has been starting to get nice 
out lately, my eyes have become extreme- 
ly itchy, been sneezing a lot more, and my 
nose is always running. My roommate 
said I could have something called sea- 
sonal allergies. What are seasonal aller- 
gies? 




Signed, 

Itchy Eyes 

A seasonal 
^ allergy is 

an allergic 
I reaction to 

a trigger 

that is typi- 
cally only present for part 
of a year, such as spring or 
fall. This type of allergy 
refers to a pollen allergy, 
such as trees, weeds and 
grasses. Perennial aller- 
gies, on the other hand, 
are usually present year- 
round, and include aller- 
gens such as pet dander 
and house dust mite. 
Molds can be a seasonal or 



perennial allergy trigger. 

An allergist can help 
determine if you have sea- 
sonal allergies, and to 
which types of pollens to 
which you are allergic. 
This is accomplished 
through allergy testing, 
which typically involves 
skin testing or a blood test 
(RAST). Allergy testing 
can be helpful in predict- 
ing the times of the year 
that you are likely to expe- 
rience allergy symptoms, 
and is needed if you are 
interesting in taking aller- 
gy shots. 



Dr. Eagle is written by Rachael Franklin of the Keeling Health 

Center. For more information or to suggest a topic, e-mail her 

at s_rafranklin^jclarion.edu. 



I 



Joey Pettine 

iilltl vvrilci 

"There are some things 
one remembers even though 
they may never have hap- 
pened. There are some 
things 1 remember which 
may never have happened 
but as I remember them .so 
they have." 

This, in a nutshell, is 
the basic principal behind 
Harold Pinter's "Old Times, " 
the play which was per- 
formed last Tuesday 
through Saturday by the 
Clarion University Theater 
Department. 

"Old Times" is about a 
married couple, Kate 
(played by Natalie Dunn) 
and Deely (played by IVler 
Cramer), who are visited by 
Kate's old friend, Anna 
(played by Kate Quigley) 
and their night together 
Throughout the play th(> 
three characters chat, drink, 
smoke, and reflect on their 
memories and younger lives 
of 20 years ago. 

Yet the remarkable 
thing about "Old Times" is 
that as the play progresses 
the audience begins to real- 
ize that the action of the 
performance does not take 
place on the surface of our 
characters, their lives, and 
their interactions, but with- 
in the subtext that lies 
beneath. The subtext of "Old 
Times" is deep and steeped 



with sexual imagery and 
untold truths. The dialogue 
of the play actually becomes 
more of a duel than any- 
thing el.se and as the conver- 
sations become more and 
more awkward, the audi- 
ence sees the contlict battle 
between Deely and Anna for 
what seems to be control 
over Kate. Yet as the conver- 
sations are filled with veiled 
meanings and deeper rea- 
sonings so are the silences of 
the play just as important. 

One of the key elements 
of Old Times are the pauses 
and silences between the 
dialogue. According to direc- 
tor. Rob Bullington. aside 
from the dialogue within the 
script the only stage direc- 
tion given are "Pause", 
"Long Pause", "Short 
Pause", and "Silence". Any 
actor knows that one of the 
most difficult tasks is to act 
without words, to convey .so 
much meaning through only 
actions, yet Joss Whedon, 
creator of Buffy The 
Vampire Slayer, once said, 
"When people stop talking 
they start communicating." 
and that element is seen so 
readily within Old Times. 

The true power behind 
Old Times lied not in the 
script, though, bu in the 
Clarion provided actors. 
Tyler Cramer's performance 
was fantastic and powerful, 
bringing a harsh life to the 
character of Deely. Natalie 
Dunn was remarkable as 



Kate, she, above all the oth- 
ers, seemed to have the 
fewest lines yet even as 
Tyler and Kate sang and 
argued on stage she would 
steall the scenes with her 
silence and quiet preva- 
lence. Finally, Freshmen 
Kate Quigley was more than 
just good too. After set'ing 
Kate off stage this author is 
amazed how quickly and 
easily she went from her 
actual bubbly self to the 
deep, dramatic persona of 
Anna within Old Times. All 
in all an astounding cast. 

Finally, what makes Old 
Times so intriguing is that 
by the end of the play the 
audience begins to wonder if 
what they saw actually hap- 
pened. When asked about 
the mysteries presented in 
Old Times director Rob 
Bullington stated, "Our goal 
was not to answer anything 
but to make sure the audi- 
ence asked all the ques- 
tions." 

To quote Mr. Bullington 
yet again. "Everything is 
true and false. Nothing is 
what it seems yet every- 
thing is exactly and only 
what it seems." It seems to 
this reviewer that Old 
Times was a wonderful way 
for Clarion Theater to end 
their Spring season. Five 
stars through and through 
and a lasting memory for all 
who saw it, no matter how 
they remember it. 



Actress Uma Thurman being stalked by mental patient 



The former mental 
patient accused of stalking 
Uma Thurman appeared at 
her front door repeatedly at 
odd hours, and he left her a 
frightening letter, according 
to testimony Tuesday by two 
of the actress' employees. 

Thurmans housekeeper 
Dorota. Janas testified oh 
the second dav of Jack 



Jordan's trial that he rang 
the bell at the actress' 
Greenwich Village town 
house at least twice a day 
for at least 10 days last 
summer. 

His lawyer, George 
Vomvolakis, says Jordan is 
a former mental patient who 
has been diagnosed as schiz- 
ophrenic and bipolar and 



should be in psychiatric 
treatment, not in jail. 
The 38-year-old Thurman — 
who has starred in "Pulp 

Fiction." "Kill Bill, The 

Producers." and "My Super 
Ex-Girlfriend," hired a pri- 
vate detective and allowed 
installation of surveillance 
cameras around the house. 



VIDEO GAME REVIEW 

WWE Smockdown Vs Raw 2008 is unimpressive 




Ryan Gartley 

Staff Wiirer 

Game: WWE Smackdown 
Vs Raw 2008 
PlubUsher: THQ 
Rating: 3 / 5 

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The theme song is blar- 
ing and it's time to step back 
into the ring. For good and 
bad, "Smackdown vs Raw 
08" is bringing everything 
you have come to expect 
from a wrestling game back. 

While there are slight 
tweaks here and there. 08 is 
essentially the same thing 
as years past. The grapple 
stick makes a return, but 
with the addition of ulti- 
mate control grapples. With 
the ultimate control grap- 
ple, the player gets the 
option to choose when and 
where the action happens by 
following instructions on 
their HUD. 

Sticking with the "new 



for 2008" features, I'll go 
down the list. The best part, 
although limiting, is the 
superstar fighting styles. 

Each of the eight styles 
has exclusive moves and 
abilities that cater to differ- 
ent play styles. The dirty 
style, for example, lets the 
player grab the ref as a 
shield and throw him at the 
opponent 

AI.S0 new is the struggle 
submission system, which 
allows the player to control 
the amount of pressure 
applied during a submis- 
sion. Rounding out the list 
of new features is the ECW 
roster, hall of fame mode, 
putting you in classic 
matches, and 24/7 mode, the 
single player story. 

In the story mode, you 
have the option of using a 
superstar or a created play- 
er. The locker room is where 
all the interaction takes 
place. It is a bland and bor- 
ing interface, but once you 
get the hang of it, you won't 
mind it and get straight to 
business. There are menus 
for health, options for 
upgrading different aspects 
of your player's out of the 



ring abilities based on 
money and training modes 
that you need to repeat over 
and over. It isn't too exciting 
and could have defiantly 
been presented better. 

The story is the same as 
always. You are a new 
superstar working your way 
to the top. In case you were 
wondering how the acting 
is, the wrestlers provide a 
horrid voice acting experi- 
ence, as always. 

Where this series has 
always shined, to me, is 
multiplayer. Setting up 
matches and playing with 
friends is what wrestling 
games were meant for. The 
series does little to improve 
the awkward movements of 
the wrestlers and the same 
glitches are present with 
ropes going through people 
and hair that has never 
looked too hairy. 

If you love wrestling, 
you probably have last 
year's game. If you've held 
off for a couple years or got a 
new system, pick this one up 
on sale, but I forbid anyone 
to pay the full $60 for it. 



Roger Clemens accused of affair with country artist 



Associated Press 

Roger Clemens had a 
decade-long relationship 
with country star Mindy 
McCready that began when 
she was a IS-yearold aspir- 
ing singer and the pitcher 
was a Boston Red Sox ace, 
the Daily News reported. 

Clemens' lawyer. Rusty 
Hardin, confirmed a long- 
term relationship but told 



the newspaper it was not 
sexual. 

McCready 's lawyer, Lee 
Ofman. said he did not 
have any comment on the 
Daily News story. 

McCready had a No. 1 
single in 1996 with "Guys 
Do It All the Time." 

Clemens was 28 and a 
married father of two when 
he first met McCready. the 
newspaper reported. 



The revelation could 
undermine Clemens' repu- 
tation, which is central to 
the defamation suit the for- 
mer pitcher has filed 
against former personal 
trainer Brian McNamee. 
Suggesting Clemens used 
performance -enhancing 
substances during his 
major league career. 



IE Review 

"Paraniod Park" Is simple but pleasing 




Alexandra Wilson 

Staff Writer 

Movie: "Paraniod Park" 
Director: Gus Van Sant 
Rating: :\.r>l'} 



While the name of the 
movie might suggest that it 
is a scary action-packed 
thriller. Paranoid Park is a 
slow paced suspense film 
about a young boy and the 
problems going on in his life. 

When skateboarder. 
Alex (Gabe Nevins). gets 
invited to check out the infa- 
mous underground skate 
park nicknamed "Paranoid 
Park." he gets more than he 
bargains for when he meets 
the slackers and street kids 
that created the skating 
grounds. 

Aloni' and bored. Alex 
decides to go to the park b>' 
himself and winds up talk- 
ing to an older boy who asks 
him if he wants to have 
some fun. Feeling like he 
should branch out. he jumps 
a freight train for what he 
thinks will be thi' ride of his 



life. Things are going fine 
until he and his new friend 
get caught by a security 
guard. Frightened. he 
strikes the guard on the 
held with his skateboard, 
knocking him back into the 
path of an onccming train, 
resulting in the guards 
untimely and brutally horri- 
fying death. 

Left alone to think 
about the things that he has 
done. Alex tries everything 
he can to forget about the 
awful accident. .'Ml seems 
fine until the next week at 
.school when Alex gets called 
out of class by Detective 
Richard Lu (Daniel Liu) and 
is questioned about the 
unfortunate death of the 
security guard. Seeing the 
gruesome pictures jolts 
.flex's memory and he is all 
of a sudden overwhelmed. 

The movie proceeds to 
unravel the details leading 
up to and after the accident, 
as Alex tries to cover up and 
forget about the murder, let 
alone dealing with normal 
fidolescent problems such as 
his parents" divorce, his con- 
trolling girlfriend and stay- 
ing focused in school. 

The movie abruptl>- fin- 
ishes when Alex finally feels 
like he regained control of 
his life and leaves you feel- 
ing empty 

While Director Gus Van 



Sant (Good Will Illinium. 
Psycho) might have n\ri 
done some of the xenc- h\ 
dragging them on. he un- 
remarkable shut IcclinKiuc- 
and sounds thiit niiikc xmi 
feel like you're in the miiul 
of the young skatclnianli'i. 
Van Sant [jickcd up real 
street skateboarders lo iilm 
the scenes in the park, 
which adds a ver> realistic 
feel to the movie's otherwise 
slow beginning, While ib.i- 
film picks up the p.uc .ibinii 
one third dt the \\;i\ 
through, it .-> sonictimo 
hard to pay attention and 
keep tabs on the tlashhack 
technique that he ii>(-- \^< 
tell the story thnui'^h \lc\- 
eyes. 

The movie has an ovti 
all great soundtrack that 
corresponds ver\ well tc. tin- 
scenes that ihv mu-ii i 
playing in. While mihu. 
.scenes of the film had [nun- 
acting. Nevins pioMci him- 
self to be one to watch our 
for in the future. 

If you're expecting ,a 
Blockbuster hit with ,\-List 
actors, this is not the t\ pc of 
rnovie for you, Mowcxer. il 
you enjoy movies lor tltcii' 
directive creatixitv and 
unique plots, this ini^ht be a 
surprisingly pleasing s(>le(- 
tion. With evervthinj: >aKl. 1 
give Paranoid I'aik a 'A.'-i out 
of 5. 



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Miley Cyrus embarassed by VF photo shoot 



Miley Cyrus is taking issue Ah a photo of herself that's going 
around, and it's not another anfe*ur, truth-or-dare Internet snap- 
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7 1 HE Clarion Call 



Remembering 80s rock at Clarion University 



Sharon Orie 

Stciff Writei 



Tuesday night at the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
Room, Barry Drake gave the 
final section of a four-part 
lecture about music. The 
first three, which were not 
seen during this presenta- 
tion, were^ The roots of rock 
and roll- 1953-63, 60s Rock- 
When the Music Mattered, 
70s Rock-The Good, the Bad 
and the Ugly. The presenta- 
tion he showed was the 
"80s-Music in the Video 
Age." 

Drake is known as a 
"walking encyclopedia of 
rock and roll music." He has 
the most campus leader of 
the year awards with eight 
wins. He is a graduate of 
Manhattan College in 
Riverdale, New York. He 
has been interested in the 
world of music since buying 
his first records when he 
was 10 years old. 

His presentation started 
with why the music in the 
80s changed. It began with 
Ronald Reagan's election as 
president and the death of 
one of music's most influen- 
tial artists, John Lennon. 
The music industry was 
transformed by the inven- 
tion of CDs. Older music 
was brought back by this 
creation so a new generation 
could enjoy it. Also, MTV 
was introduced on August 1, 
1981. The first music video 
played was by the Buggies, 
"Video Killed the Radio 
Star." 

The decade is catego- 
rized into 12 different cate- 
gories: New Wave 
(American and British), 
Heartland American Rock, 

* Women Performers, 

* Rap/Hip-Hop, Hard Rock, 

* Pop, American Rock/Blues, 
Southern Rock, Benefit con- 
certs. Dinosaurs, Heavy 
Metal and finally the 80s 
Hair Bands. He discussed 
each of the categories using 
examples of the best artists 
in each and why they were 
influential in the 80s. 

The New Wave category 
was broken into American 
and British New Wave. 
From the American side, 
there was Blondie and 
Talking Heads. The four 
most influential from 
Britain were The Police, 
Dire Straights, Culture 
Club, and U2. Drake had 
pieces of past interviews 



from members of the bands, 
such as Sting, Boy George 
and Bono, who explained 
what their music was about 
or what their image was 
about. 

Heartland American 
Rock was the next category. 
This category was broken 
down by location in the 
United States. There was 
Northeast, which was Bruce 
Springsteen 
from New 
Jersey, John 
Cougar 
Mellencamp 
from the 
Midwest, Bob 
Seger and 
Tom Petty 
from Florida. 
Each of these 
artists 
brought a 
working-class 
sound to rock 
music. 

Wo men 
performers in 
the 80s were 
a huge suc- 
cess in the 
music indus- 
try. There 
had not been 
any bands con- 
sisting of all women until 
the Go-Go's and then the 
Bangles. In the solo per- 
formances, Cyndi Lauper 
and Madonna ruled the 
charts. 

Rap/Hip-Hop made its 
debut in the late 1970s and 
carried over into the 80s. 
Artists in this category con- 
sisted of Grandmaster Flash 
and the Furious Five, Run 
DMC and the Beastie Boys. 
Gangster rap came out of 
LA during this time as well. 
Hard Rock in the 80s 
consisted of artists like 
Aerosmith, which was con- 
sidered a poor man's version 
of the Rolling Stones. Also 
Van Halen and Guns n' 
Roses were big during this 
time. 

Pop music was broken 
into black and white. Black 
pop music was basically bal- 
lads, dance and Hght funk. 
Lionel Richie, Whitney 
Houston, Michael 

Jackson, and Prince domi- 
nated the charts on the 
black side of pop music. On 
the white side it was 
singer/songwriters Billy 
Joel and Peter Gabriel who 
were the most recognized 
here. 

American Rock/Blues 
had old school background 
influences. Bonnie Raitt 



and Huey Lewis and the 
News' music reflected old 
blues and jazz era music. 

Southern rock was 
made popular in the 708 
with Lynard Skynard. In 
the 80s. it was ZZ Top who 
continued the southern rock 
sound. 

Helping the needy was 
started during this time 
when Bob Geldof organized 



An exciting multimsdia trip through the 80s 



60's MCK 



photo courteosy of Aol.com 

Band Aid, who sang "Do 
They Know It's Christmas," 
to raise money for Africa. 
Harry Belafonte was moved 
by this and organized U.S.A 
for Africa with the hit song 
"We Are The World," sung 
by many of the times big 
names in music. 

The last three cate- 
gories dealt with older 
artists, heavy metal and lots 
of hair. Dinosaurs, which 
were artists from the 60s 
and 70s who made a come- 
back in the 80s, were Tina 
Turner and Eric Clapton. 
Heavy metal during the 80s 
was Def Leopard from 
London, and Metallica. 

Last but not least are 
hair bands. This type of 
music is not considered 
heavy metal, but more rock 
then metal. They categorize 
this as hair bands because 
they all had long, poofy hair. 
Examples of this type of 
band are White Snake, 
Poison and Bon Jovi. 

This was a very inter- 
esting presentation about a 
decade that I was, and I'm 
sure most of you, were born 
in. It was entertaining to 
learn about the different 
music of the times. I do rec- 
ommend seeing Drake if he 
comes back again. 







CONCERT 

Calendar 



May 



Bouncing Souls w/ Tim 
Barry, Gaslight Anthem: 

Mr. Smalls. May, 2, 7 p.m. 
$17-19. Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls. 866.468.3401 

Exposure Music 

Festival featuring over 
20 local alternative and 
punk bands: Mr. Smalls. 
May, 3, 11 a.m. All ages. 
$12. Tickets at door. 

New Monsoon: Club Cafe, 
May, 5, 9 p.m. $12. 21-t- 
Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club- 
cafe 

Children of Bodom w/ 
Into . Eternity, 

Hollowpoint: Mr. Smalls. 
May, 5. 7 p.m. $22.50 AD 
ages. Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls, 866.468. 



Bob Schneider w/ full 
band: Diesel. May, 10, 6 
p.m. 21 -t- $13-15. Tickets 
available at 

www.dieselpgh.com. 

Tea Leaf Green w/ 
Moonalice: Mr. Smalls. 
May, 10, 8 p.m. $15. All 
ages. Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/mrs- 
malls, 866.468.3401 

Liars: Diesel. May, 15, 6 
p.m. $13-15. All ages. 
Tickets available at 
www.dieselpgh.com. 

Cornmeal: Club Cafe. 
May, 15, 10 p.m. $10. 21+. 
Tickets at 866-468.3401 

Pete and J / Kristen 
Price: Club Cafe. May, 22. 
6 p.m. $ 8 . 2H- Tickets 
wwW.ticketweb.cora/club- 
cafe, 866.468.3401 

Justin Townes Earle: 

Club Cafe. May 23, 6 p.m. 
$10-12. 21+. Tickets at 



www.ticketweb.com/club 
cafe, 866.468.3401 

Amoeba Records 

Presents Kate Walsh, 
Quincy Coleman, 

Brandi Shearer: Club 
Cafe. May, 29, 6 p.m. $10- 
12. Tickets available at 
www.ticketweb.com/club- 
cafe, 866.468.3401 

Coheed and Cambria w/ 
Baroness: Gravity 

Nightclub. May, 30, 7 p.m. 
$27-28.50. Tickets at 
www.ticketweb.com/gravi- 
ty, 866.468.3401 

First came the law- 
Record Release Show: 

Diesel. May, 31, 6 p.m. All 
ages. $10-12. Tickets at 
www.bridgeportent.indiet- 
ickets.com 

*AU venues are located in 
the Pittsburgh area. For 
more information visit the 
websites of Mr. Smalls, 
Gravity Nightclub and 
Club Cafe. 



Campusfest performers rock CUP 




Clatiifieds 



May 1,2008 



Lindsay Grystar / The Clarion Call 
The Bravery photographed before playing at Clarion University on April, 26 2008. 



Jess Elser 

Staff Writer 

Various staff members 
for Campusfest Spring 
2008 arrived at Tippin 
gymnasium on Saturday at 
6^30 a.m. to begin putting 
together an event that has 
been in planning for 
months. The staff worked 
all morning to prepare 
dressing rooms, set up the 
stage, lighting and sound 
equipment, as well as 
receive instructions on pro- 
cedures during and after 
the show. The gym was 
filled with staff who were 
working hard to make this 
Campusfest one to remem- 
ber. 

The first tour bus had 
already rolled in before 
noon with members of The 
Bravery aboard. It wasn't 
long after until the bus car- 
rying Colbie Caillat and 
another for Jason Reeves 
arrived and parked along- 
side the first. Members of 
the crew gradually began 
filing out of the buses and 
setting up merchandise 
tables, while the 

Campusfest crew worked 
hard to supply the perform- 
ers with all of their needs. 

The performers weren't 
shy. Often one or more 
members of The Bravery 
could be seen outside the 
bus stretching their legs 
and getting a workout in 
before the big show. Jason 
Reeves also made more 
than one appearance, chat- 
ting with whoever was 
nearby Soundchecks came 
and went. The staff was in 
the swing of things by the 
time dinner rolled around, 
and at 7 p.m. the doors 
opened and all the hard 
work payed off. 

When the doors 
opened, students moved 
through security and found 
a place in the gym to catch 



a glimpse of the show. The 
show began with opening 
act Jason Reeves who 
received thunderous 

applause and lots of 
screams from excited fans. 

He started off the show 
right with some great 
acoustic sounds and a 
smooth relaxed perform- 
ance. Even though the 
music was all rather low 
key, the audience got really 
into Reeves' songs and 
rushed out afterwards to 
get some merchandise and 
chat with Reeves himself. 

Colbie Caillat was the 
second act, making her way 
onto the stage to greet a 
very enthusiastic audience. 
Colbie's segment featured a 



throughout the perform- 
ance, and even though the 
songs weren't extremely 
upbeat, she left the audi- 
ence wanting more. 

The final act was The 
Bravery and this was one 
you did not want to miss. 

From the moment the 
guys walked onto the stage 
in their funky clothes and 
crazy style, till the minute 
the guys ran off after per- 
forming a two-song encore, 
they had the audience 
going crazy. The unique 
sound and fast-paced 
rhythm of The Bravery had 
the audience jumping, 
waving their arms, and 
screaming at the top of 
their lungs. There is no 




variety of songs from her doul^ac)i^%tineTltSe (^^f^^efeT 
Colbie Caillat and bandnnate performing at can)pusfest. 



hit album "CoCo." Two 
chart topping hits "Bubbly" 
and "Realize" received a 
roar from the crowd and 
when the band members 
started throwing gummy- 
bears into the audience, 
the crowd really started 
having fun. Colbie also 
brought Jason Reeves 
back out onto the stage to 
perform with her on some 
of the songs he co-wrote. 

The playful atmos- 
phere kept the fans going 



had the audience eating 
out of the palm of their 
hands. It is no wonder the 
audience fell captive with 
the sporadic dancing and 
ridiculously addicting 
tunes The Bravery bom- 
barded them with. 

The night ended with a 
lot of happy fans and prob- 
ably some who were rather 
surprised. If you took a 
chance and went anyway, 
you probably had a lot to 
talk about the next day. 



Hot Shot private investigator in trouble with law 



Associated Press 

Anthony PeUicano han- 
dled some sticky situations 
during his days as a private 
investigator for some of the 
biggest names in Hollywood. 

He helped Michael 
Jackson fend off child 
molestation allegations and 
found the remains of 
Elizabeth Taylor's third 
husband after they were 
stolen from a cemetery. 

One of his toughest 
challenges, however, has 
been acting as his own 
lawyer in his federal wire- 
tapping trial, which could go 
to the jury in the next few 
days. 

Though he built his rep- 
utation as a tough-talking, 
bare-knuckled gumshoe, 
Pellicano mostly left his 
aggressive demeanor out- 
side the courtroom and 
chose to preserve his loyalty 
to his famous clients rather 
than reveal their secrets as 
part of his defense. 

He called only one wit- 
ness during the two-month 
trial and rarely raised objec- 



tions. He also decided 
against taking the witness 
stand to defend himself, 
even though prosecutors 
played a number of profani- 
ty-laced audio tapes in 
which he reassured clients 
that he would make their 
problems go away. 

His "presumption was 
that those conversations 
would never be made avail- 
able to anybody". Pellicano 
told jurors with little emo- 
tion during a 10-minute 
opening statement in which 
he failed to declare his inno- 
cence. 

Pellicano, 64, is accused 
of running a criminal enter- 
prise that wiretapped the 
phones of stars such as 
Sylvester Stallone, and 
bribed police officers and 
telephone workers to run 
the names of celebrities 
such as Garry Shandling 
and Kevin Nealon through 
protected government data- 
bases. 

He and four co-defen- 
dants have pleaded not 
guilty to a variety of 
charges. 

Pellicano charged 



clients a minimum of 
$25,000 and once boasted in 
a GQ magazine article, "I 
can shred your face with a 
knife." 

U.S. District Judge Dale 
Fischer called it a "bad idea" 
when Pellicano said before 
trial that he was broke and 
wanted to represent himself 
to prevent his lawyers from 
having to work for free. 

In addition, he raised 
doubts about the govern- 
ment's intention in raiding 
his office when lead FBI 
agent Stanley Ornellas tes- 
tified that authorities didn't 
find evidence of wiretapping 
during the initial search. 

Pellicano also played 
tough with shifty witnesses, 
often reminding them to 
"just answer yes or no" or 
"that's not what I asked." 

"The skills and tech- 
niques that accompany a 
successful private investiga- 
tor, unfortunately are not 
the same skills that make 
you a good trial lawyer," 
said attorney Steve Gruel, 
who previously represented 
Pellicano. 



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Summer Apartments, 

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Accommodates 3 or 4, 3 

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Two bedroom apartment for 
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Call 814-226-9279. 

2 bedroom apartment for 2. 
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plus utilities. Washer and 
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each student. Call Larry at 
354-2982. 

Roll OUT OF BED TO GO 
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See them at www.grayand- 
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Affordable student housing, 
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Close to campus, 814-226- 
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On Leatherwood Drive. 
Call 814-745-3397. 

Silver Spring Rentals - Very 
nice, furnished apartments 
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Spring 2009 for 1-4 people. 
Very close to campus. 
Utilities included. Call 
Barb at 814-379-9721 or 
814-229-9288. www.silver- 
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Next to campus, various 
houses and apartments. 
Accommodating 1-4 stu- 
dents or groups of 3-4. Some 
include utilities. Rent starts 
at $1200 per semester. Visit 



us online at 

www.aceyrental.com or call 
Brian at 814-227-1238 
Realtor owned. 

Less than a minute walk to 
campus! Directly behind 
Carlson Library. Open for 
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utilities not included. 
Washer/dryer on site. Ideal 
for grad students or a pro- 
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2 person apartments with 
private bedrooms. 
Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
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Offstreet parking. Call 814- 
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Offstreet parking. Call 814- 
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Apartment one block from 
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Landlord to pay all utilities. 
Call Jim at 229-4582 

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4 person apartments with 
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Furnished. 1-2 Blocks to 
Campus, utilities included. 
Offstreet parking. Call 814- 
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Apartments for rent - fall 
'08-Spring '09, 2, 3, 4 bed- 
rooms available. All utili- 
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Student Rental - 1 Bedroom 
with shared kitchen/living 
room, fully furnished, a/c, 
private bath, washer & 
dryer, smoke free, walking 
distance to University. 
Available Summer 1, 2 and 
Fall sessions. $375 per 
month includes utilities. 
Call 226-5203. 

3 bedroom house on Wilson 
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students. Right next to 
Campbell Hall, no pets, 
newly renovated. 814-389- 
3000. 

Large 3 bedroom apartment 
for 3 with heat paid. 
Washer/dryer incl. $1400 
each per semester $225 
security each student. Call 
Larry at 354-2982. 



For Rent: Houses within 
two-blocks of campus. To 
accommodate 2-8 people. 
Private bedroom. Starting 



at $1500 per semester. 
Includes utilities. Call 814- 
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House for rent, has five bed- 
rooms/ 2 baths for five or six 
students. Available for Fall 
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Washer, Dryer, Stove, and 
Refrigerator included, Off 
street parking, $1100 per 
semester per student + util- 
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leave a message. 

FOR RENT: 2008-2009 
school year. 2 bedroom 
house for rent for 2 females 
close to campus. 226-6867. 



ATH Apartments 

Affordable, Large, Clean 
apartments for rent in 
Clarion. Washer/Dryer in 
each apt. Accommodates 2- 
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details. 

1 Bedroom apartment for 
rent immediately. Close to 
campus, $325 per month 
plus utilities. Call 226-7699 
and leave a message. 

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1 girl in spring 09. 5 bed- 
room house, great condition. 
$350 for summer and $800 
per fall/spring semester. On 
fifth aveune. Call 814-226- 
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House for rent - Stonehouse 
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Leasing for Summer, Fall 
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utilities. Call (814) 229- 
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House makeover for 6 girls. 
Private Bedrooms, fully fur- 
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Apartment one block from 
campus, 2-4 students. 
Landlord to pay all utilities. 
Call Jim at 229-4582. 



Studio, 1, 2 and 4 person 
apartments available. All 
utilities included except 
phone and cable. On 
Greenville Ave. Call 814- 
745-3397. 

Four bedroom, newly 
remodeled house, $1200. 
Two blocks from campus. 
814-227-9000. 

SUMMER RENTALS! 

3BR houses next to campus. 
Only $800 total for entire 
summer. Only good house- 



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Track Girls, Best of luck 
at PSACS this 
weekend! • Suzanne 



Dalton, Yay buddy! -B 

My dear Linz, Little one and 
Curly, The past 2 years 
have gone by so fast, We 
have had great times and I 
hope more to come. You all 
have been great friends to 
me! I will miss you guys 
very much. 
All my love, your Sharonie 



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Grandma, 

I miss you! See you soon! 
Thanks for reading the 
paper! Love, Lindsay 

Jazz - Here is your very 
own personal in the last 
issue of the Call that I will 
ever work on! Feel special - 
Love you!! BTK 



Go Pens! 

Aunt Pat, 

Expect a big party on May 
21! I'll invite Mary and 
Joseph! Love. Lindsay 



Brittnee, Eric and Grace, 
We are going to miss you so 
much! Eric, find a job where 
you can watch ESPN all 
day. Grace, we love you and 
it's not just because you're 
Asian. Brittnee, who is 
going to inspire us with 
their drawings next year? 
Keep in touch! <3 The Call 



Good Luck 
Seniors! 



Baseball 



To my BFF Meagan: I love 
you like a fat kid loves cake. 
Say words. --< Love, L-dub 



Call co-curriculars. 
You guys have done a great 
job this semester! We hope 
to see you again in the Fall. 



Mike, I'll just call you 
champion. -Shasta 



Lindsay Grystar, 

Will you have my children? 

Tom Shea 



Mom and Aunt Chris, 
I can't wait for Vegas!! 
-Steph 



Luke, Suzanne and Ang, 
Good luck next year; you'll 
need it. :) 



Where In Clarion 





Last week's Where in Clarion: 

Combination lock on a Gemmell RSO mailbox 

This week's Where in Clarion: 
Roof at the Rec Center 



Call On Us 



"Love thy staffer!" - MTV's The Paper 

Where do you hope to be in five years? 




spring 2(m Clarion Call Executive Board 



Top row, L to R: 

Dr. Sue Hilton 

Adviser 

"In my kayak on the 
Clarion River." 

Eric Bowser 

Sports editor 
"Making lots of money 
at a job I actually 
enjoy so I can have . 
season tickets to the 
Pens and Steelers." 

Brittnee Koebler 

News editor 

"I hope to be working 
in a career I enjoy and 
loving life." 

Grace Reoalado 

Advertising manager 

"Grad school, if I 
haven't done anything 
close to productive 
between now and 
then... and not living 
at my mom's." 



Amber Stockholm 

Entertainment editor 

"Smoke-free and work- 
ing making tons of 
money in a state 
where it doesn't snow." 

Bottom row, L to R: 

Sean Montgomery 

Graphics editor 

"I'd love to be working 
for a television or film 
studio. Ill probably 
end up working on 
the set of some 
totally unnecessary 
movie sequel — like 
Titanic 2." 

Shasta Kurtz 

Managing editor 

"Working for 
Alternative Press, 
Warped Tour or living 
somewhere warm so I 
can drive a new 
Solstice year-round." 



Casey McGovern 

Photos editor 

"Hopefully traveling or 
working throughout 
Europe." 

Lindsay Grystar 

Editor-in-chief 

"Hopefully not living 
in a cardboard box. I'd 
like to be in NYC, 
Chicago or Florida," 

Stephanie Desmond 

Features editor 

"I plan to be working 
at a paper or maga- 
zine and be happily 
newly-wed." 

NiCK LaManna 

Business manager 

"Out of school, making 
lots of money, travel- 
ing and seeing differ- 
ent places." 



8 May 1,2008 



Sporti 



The Clarion Call 



Track & Field travels to lUP for PSAC's 



Chris Rosetti 

Sports Information 

CURION, Pa.. April 29 - 
After five months of train- 
ing, the Clarion University 
women's track and field 
team is ready for the cham- 
pionship portion of its sea- 
son, starting at the PSAC 
Track & Field 

Championships Thursday 
through Saturday at lUP. 

"I'm very excited that 
PSAC's are finally 
here,"Clarion's second-year 
head coach Jayson Resch 
said. "I believe our whole 
indoor and outdoor seasons 
have really been focused on 
being ready for the PSAC 
Championships. We didn't 
back off from training for 
the indoor championship 
because we wanted to come 
into the outdoor champi- 
onship ready to peak. We 
have had plenty of time and 
some great meets to prepare 
for this meet. The weather 
has been great since mid- 
March, and our trip to 
North Carolina (in March) 
allowed us time to train and 
compete in warm weather 
early in the season." 

Resch and the Golden 
Eagles, who finished sev- 
enth of 14 teams at last sea- 
son's PSAC outdoor meet, 
have already been thrown a 
curve ball coming into this 
year's meet having lost Ail- 
American Erin Richard who 
was the PSAC Outdoor 
Women's Track Athlete of 
the Year last season, to a 
season-ending injury. 

Without Richard in the 
lineup, Clarion won't be 
scoring as many points as 
originally anticipated, but 
the Golden Eagles will still 
have opportunities to score 
While also ^ckftiing to qualify 



additional athletes for the 
NCAA Championship meet. 

"With the loss of Erin, 
our team goal has changed," 
Resch said. "We're going to 
focus on individual perform- 
ances and the 4x400 relay. I 
believe if everyone stays 
focused on their events and 
we can put together a strong 
relay, we will have a chance 
to be in the Top Eight." 

Clarion will be led by 
two NCAA Division II provi- 
sional qualifiers Diane 
Kress and Ann Stinson. 

Kress has qualified pro- 
visional for the NCAA's in 
the heptathlon while quali- 
fying for PSAC's in the hep- 
tathlon, high jump, 100 hur- 
dles, triple jump and long 
jump. 

She will compete in the 
heptathlon and triple jump 
at PSAC's and is the top 
seeded athlete in the hep- 
tathlon (4,481 points) and 
the eighth seed in the triple 
jump (36-6 1/4). Her 4,481 
points in the heptathlon is 
the school record. 

"I believe Diane is fully 
prepared to protect her spot 
as the top seed and hopeful- 
ly walk away with an indi- 
vidual conference champi- 
onship," Resch said. 

Stinson enters the 
PSAC meet as the top seed 
in the javelin (137-2) after 
finishing fourth in the event 
as a freshman last season. 

Stinson got a later start 
to her season this year 
because she was also a 
member of Clarion's PSAC 
qualifying women's basket- 
ball team, but Resch 
beheves she is peaking at 
the right time. 

"Ann had a great day of 
throwing this past weekend 
at St. Francis despite some 
bad weather," Resch said. 



Golf heads to Reglonals 



Suzanne Schwerer 

Staff 'Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 30- 
The men's golf team will be 
taking part in the East 
Super Regional tournament 
on May 5, 6 and 7 in New 
Castle, Delaware. 

"We need to find a fifth 
man that score will count. 
So far we in seven rounds, 
have not had a fifth man 
score. If we can find a fifth 
man that score will count. 
Then we could make it 
interesting," said Coach 
LeFevre. 

The starting lineup for 
Clarion will be Justin 
Moose, Preston Mullens, 
Jared Schmader, and Justin 
Cameron. 

Eighty teams will par- 
ticipate in the 2008 NCAA 
Division II Men's Golf 
Championships super 

regionals. Clarion will be 
participating in the East 
Region along with Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania, 
West Liberty State, Ohio 
Valley, Millersville, 

Fairmont State, Charleston 
(West Virginia), and 
Concord. 

The top team from each 
region within the super 



regional will advance to the 
finals. The finals will take 
place May 14-17 at the 
Division II Spring National 
Championships Festival in 
Houston, Texas. Rice 
University and the Harris 
County Houston Sports 
Authority will host the 
finals. 

The Golden Eagles last 
match took place April 21 
and 22 when they took part 
in the PSAC-WVIAC 
Tournament in Berkeley 
Springs, W.V. 

Clarion shot a 301, 
which was good enough to 
finish in second place one 
shot behind first place Ohio 
Valley (300). Both Justin 
Moose and Justin Cameron 
finished in a tie for third- 
place by shooting a two-over 
par 74. 

Other finishers for the 
Golden Eagles were Jared 
Schmader (76), Preston 
Mullens (77) and Ben 
Kamnikar (86). 

Highlights of the NCAA 
Division II Men's Golf 
Championships will be 
shown on CBS at 2 p.m. 
Eastern time, Sunday, June 
22. 




Suzanne Schwerer/The Clarion Call 
Molly Smathers runs the 3000 meter steeple chase in North 
Carolina in her first race of the 2008 outdoor season. 



"She hopes to improve on 
her top- seeded throw, and 
I'm very confident she will 
have a great shot to earn 
All -Conference honors." 

Another top performer 
for the Golden Eagles could 
be Chinonyelum Nwokedi, 
who has qualified for the 
PSAC Championships in 
three events including two 
Top Five seeds. 

"ChiChi has been work- 
ing hard over the past three 
weeks and will have a 
chance to score in both the 
long jump and shot put," 
Resch said. 

Two additional Golden 
Eagle runners have earned 
Top 10 seeds. 

Jamie Maloney is seed- 
ed fifth in the 400 hurdles 
(1:04.18) and 10th in the 
100 hurdles (15.66). 

"Jamie is improving and 
getting hot at the right time 
in the season," Resch said. "I 



am very confident that 
Jamie will be fully prepared 
to place in both events at 
the PSAC's." 

Molly Smathers is seed- 
ed 10th in the 1,500 
(4:44.87), although she will 
actually be seeded no lower 
than ninth because Richard 
was the top seed in the 
event. 

"Molly has improved in 
the 1,500 all year," Resch 
said. "I believe she has a 
chance to score very high in 
the event." 

Kate Ehrensberger also 
could have a shot at scoring 
for the Golden Eagles in the 
800 despite entering the 
event as the 19th seed 
(2:22.75). 

"I truly believe Kate has 
a great chance to make the 
finals in the 800," Resch 
said. "She ran one of her 
fastest open 400s this past 
weekend which shows she is 



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ready to run a great 800." 

Resch also has high 
hopes for Clarion's 4x400 
relay team of Jamie Miller, 
Ehrensberger, Smathers 
and Maloney, which enters 
the meet seeded eighth 
(4:09.94). 

Three additional Golden 
Eagle athletes will be look- 
ing to improve on their 
seeds 'while hqiiftg • to set 



personal best times at the 
PSAC Championships. 

Amy Kirkwood will com- 
pete in the high jump, while 
Lisa Nickel will run the 
1,500 and Andrea 
Strickenberger the 100 hur- 
dles. 

"Our goal is to have 
them get personal bests at 
the meet," Resch said. 



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Softball finishes off the season with a loss 



Andy Marsh 

Staff Writer 

CLARION, Pa., April 26 - 
The Clarion softball team 
concluded their season 
Saturday, dropping both 
games of a doubleheader at 
Edinboro. 

In game one, the Golden 
Eagles fell 8-0 in six 
innings. Freshman third 
baseman Nicole Lollo, soph- 
omore first baseman Suzie 
DeNillo, sophomore second 
baseman Brittany Becker, 
and senior right fielder 
Jenelle Hallowell each had 
singles. Junior Lindsay 
Vevers took the loss on the 
mound, giving up 10 hits, 
eight runs (three earned), 
and one walk in 5 2/3 
innings of work. 

In game two, the team 
dropped a 2-1 decision. The 
Golden Eagles were trailing 
1-0 after two. innings when 
Nicole Lollo ripped an RBI 
single to tie the game up. 

The teams remain dead- 
locked at one until the bot- 
tom of the sixth, when 
Edinboro slapped an RBI 
double to take the lead. 
Sophomore pitcher Caitlin 
Lamison, pinch hitting for 




bnannon Schaefer/r/ie Clarion Call 

The Golden Eagles softball tearr) finished off their season in a doublheader in PSAC-West play 
against Edinboro University. They concluded their season with a record of 4-31 overall and 0-20 in 
the PSAC-West. 



junior pitcher Valerie 
Rankin, led off the top of the 
seventh with a double, but 
the next three hitters were 
retired to set the final score. 
In addition to her RBI 
single, Lollo hit another sin- 



gle in the sixth inning. Lamison started and 

Freshman catcher Dana worked the first five 

Johnson added a single, innings, allowing four hits, 

Rankin took the pitching one run (earned), and three 

loss, allowing one hit, one walks while striking out 

run (earned), and one walk one. 
in one inning of work. 



Penguins poised to oust Rangers and move to Eastern Conference Finals 



Ira Podell 

Associated Press 

NEW YORK (AP) - The 
Pittsburgh Penguins finally 
showed signs of cracking 
during a very shaky second 
period. 

The New York Rangers 
looked -dominant, owning 
the shot clock and threaten- 
ing to turn a two-goal tying 
rally into a lead in frenzied 
Madison Square Garden. 
That is until Ryan HoUweg 
drilled Penguins forward 
Petr Sykora into the boards 



from behind, swinging the 
momentum back to 
Pittsburgh and putting the 
Rangers on the brink of 
elimination. 

Evgeni Malkin scored 
the winning goal on the 
ensuing power play for the 
Penguins, who beat New 
York 5-3 Tuesday night and 
took a commanding 3-0 lead 
in the Eastern Conference 
semifinal series. 

Pittsburgh is a perfect 
7-0 in this postseason, build- 
ing off a first-round sweep of 
Ottawa, and could advance 



to the East finals as early as 
Thursday night in Game 4. 

"We're not thinking 
about winning the first 
seven games, we are taking 
it game by game," Penguins 
coach Michel Therrien said. 
"We've got to learn from 
that second period and 
make sure we're better next 
game." 

Pittsburgh went up 1-0 
just 1:02 into Game 3 on 
Marian Hossa's goal. The 
lead grew to 3-1 before the 
first period was out. 

New York was given 



three straight advantages 
within a 2:08 span early in 
the second, but couldn't con- 
vert. The overlap gave them 
two 5-on-3 power plays that 
totaled 75 futile seconds. 

Still, quick strikes by 
Ryan Callahan and Jaromir 
Jagr at even strength 1:04 
apart suddenly had New 
York even. When Scott 
Gomez's drive clanged off 
the post shortly after, it felt 
as though the Rangers could 
be ready to put the 
Penguins away. 

Then the hit changed 



everything. 

The Penguins were tired 
in their own zone when 
HoUweg, a healthy scratch 
for the first two games of the 
series, forcefully sent 
Sykora into the boards. New 
York nearly survived the 
power play, but Malkin 
scored his second of the 
night with 3 seconds left in 
the advantage. 

And now it's also the 
momentum-changer in a 
Rangers season that is close 
to ending. The 4-0 mark 
they posted against the 



Penguins at home during 
the regular season means 
little now. They will need 
another home win Thursday 
to send the series back to 
Pittsburgh for Game 5. 

Pittsburgh is looking to 
advance to the East finals 
for the first time since 2001. 

"We are in a great posi- 
tion," Hossa said. "Nobody 
would think that we would 
be in this position after 
three games, but right now 
we are greedy. We want to 
win another one." 



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Sports 



May L 2008 9 



Baseball splits a doubleheader with Slippery Rock 



Tommy Shea 

Staff V^ntm 

CLARION, Pa., April 25 - 
The Golden Eagle baseball 
team was able to extend 
their winning streak to four 
by picking up the first game 
of a double header against 
Slippery Rock University on 
April 25. 

Clarion picked up the 7- 
6 win in Slippery Rock in 
game one of the doublehead- 
er. The Golden Eagles 
amassed 10 hits en route to 
their victory, getting a pair 
from Adam Foltz, Jason 
Krimsky and Andrew 
Petruska. Robert Pollum 
got the win on the mound 
for the Golden Eagles 



throwing 4 1/3 innings and 
giving up two earned runs 
on five hits. The win was 
the fourth in a row for 
Clarion and the second 
PSAC-West win in four 
games. 

In game two, the Golden 
Eagles winning streak came 
to a halt as the Rock picked 
up the 4-1 victory. Eric 
Panko pitched the complete 
game for the Golden Eagles 
giving up four earned runs 
on seven hits. Clarion failed 
to muster much offense get- 
ting one run off of only three 
hits. Jake Yackovich had 
two of the team's three hits. 
A day later the Golden 
Eagles looked to rebound at 
home against Slippery Rock 



but they were unable to do 
so and was swept in their 
final PSAC-West double- 
header of the year. 

In game one. Clarion 
was again unable to gener- 
ate much offense and fell 7- 
1. Nate Semovoski threw 
five innings for the Golden 
Eagles giving up three runs 
(two earned) on eight hits 
and striking out two. The 
Golden Eagle offense picked 
up one run in the bottom of 
the first inning and was 
shut out the remainder of 
the game. Jordan Premick 
and Adam Foltz each had 
two hits to lead the way for 
Clarion. 

In game two. Slippery 
Rock built up an early lead 



and never looked back as 
they cruised to a 23-7 victo- 
ry over Clarion, Four 
Golden Eagle pitchers had 
taken the mound and gave 
up a team total of 19 hits 
and 23 runs (20 earned). 
Slippery Rock was up 6-0 in 
the first inning and kept the 
pressure on throughout the 
game scoring 11 more runs 
in the top of the seventh 
inning. The Golden Eagle 
offense totaled seven runs 
on nine hits with Jordan 
Premick and Doug Brown 
each picking up two hits. 

The Golden Eagle base- 
ball team will finish out 
their season with six non- 
conference games against 
three teams. Clarion was 



swept by Seton Hill on April 
30, Mt. Aloysius on May 1 
and they will finish their 



season against Columbia 
Union on May 2 at 
Memorial Field in Clarion. 



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3 on 3 Volleyball Channps 
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Rugby Clubs - 
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Men's Rugby Club - 

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CU beat the Univ. of Wisconsin (Ml) and 

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Women's Rugby Club • 

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Saturday, 5/3 at 6:00 pm our women play 
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