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Vol. XVIII. No. 22
Friday. March 30. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the vi.;wpoint of the paper or school
Spring Sports Preview
April Calendar
. page 3
. page 4
Final Oral Presentations
for
Senior Research Papers
The final oral presentations will be
presented on April 24 and 25. 1984, in
Room 102 Ag. BIdg. at 4:00 P.M. Presen-
tations should be limited to 10 minutes
with time for questions immediately after
each presentation. Dress is sharp casual
(sports jacket, dress, etc.). Each student
should prepare a short abstract (1-3
pages) and submit 15 copies (approved
by the advisor) to me by April 19, 1984.
A slide and overhead projector will be
available. If you have any additional
questions or requests, call me at extension
322. The final written papers (the origi-
nal and 2 copies) are due in my office on
or before May 10, 1984.
Papers to be presented on April 24,
1984: . .
Survival Rates of Salmonella t^phimur-
ium in Commercially Available Dried
Spices Under Various Environmental
Conditions
By Susan K. landola
Advisor: Dr. Miller
"The Effects of Dried Fermentation Solu-
bles and Dried Fish Solubles on the Per-
formance and Feed Preference of Young
Growing Swine
By Steven S. Trostle • ,
Advisor: Dr. Hill
The Effects of Fed Septage on Serologi-
cal, Kidney, and Hepatic Parameters in
Laboratory Rats
By Joseph Rossi
Advisor: Dr. Brubaker
Determination of Individual and Integral
Sexual Attractants of Saratherodon
mossambicia
, . By James R. Layton -
Advisor: Dr. Mulstay
Field Application of Zinc Sulfate Precipi-
tation as a Measure of Immunoglobin
Transfer in the Foal
By Carolyn Falkowski
- -Advisor: Dr. Hofsaess
Drinking Demonstration
by Bill Rein
The purpose was to educate the DVC
community about the legal aspects of
drinking and driving in an effort to en-
courage responsible behavior. ST. FA.
— our Student Task Force on Alcohol —
sponsored a live demonstration of drink-
ing and its effects, Tuesday, in the Stu-
dent Center Snack Bar. The results were
literally "sobering."
Members of the Pennsylvania State
Police Alcohol Task Force presented this
event in which participants — three stu-
dents and three DVC staff members —
were to consume a specified amount of
alcohol for one hour (from approximately
11:15-12:15). Each person (all were
over 21) signed waivers and was assigned
a monitor who noted the drinker's be-
havior throughout the demonstration.
To begin, each "drinker" was given an
initial blood pressure check by Mrs. Wad-
dington, the nurse who was on hand at
all times, and each signed a blackboard
for comparison with handwriting, while
intoxicated, later on. Around 11:45,
some visible effects started to show.
There was a lot of laughing and by 12:^
everyone in the Snack Bar could not
help but notice some boisterous behav-
ior, which was quickly noted by the
monitors. However, there were also
many not-so-visible effects which were
PREREGISTRATION
SCHEDULE - FALL 1984
NOTICE TO: All Freshmen, Sopho-
mores, Juniors, and Non-Graduating
Seniors.
SUBJECT: Preregistration Schedule for
Selecting 1984 Fall Semester Courses.
DATES OF PREREGISTRATION:
1, Preregistration in Department Chair-
" man's Office or other assigned ad-
visor's office on the following dates:
April 4, 5, 6,9, 10. 11, 1984.
2, Preregister on Thursday, April 12,
1984 in Student Center — All Purpose
Room from 9:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
This date has been scheduled so stu-
dents unable to preregister during the
dates of preregistration may do so on
this day. '. ?.
3, ALL PREREGISTRATION MUST
BE COMPLETED BY 4:00 P.M.,
THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1984.
READ THE FOLLOWING
INFORMATION:
1 . Preregistration forms will be located in
each on campus mail box. Off cam-
pus students will pick up preregistra-
tion form, on table, in post office.
2. Listing of 1984-85 fall/spring courses
are located in lobby of Feldman Agri-
' culture Building and Mandell Science
Building.
3. .Students planning to attend part-
time during 1984 fall semester (up to
and including 11 semester credits)
must obtain required form in Regis-
trar's Offk;e before preregistering for
courses. "
4. If you have changed, or plan to
change your home or off campus ad-
: : dress, please obtain "Change of Ad-
dress" form in the Registrar's Office.
5. An advanced pa^/ment should be paid
to Accounting Office (second floor —
• : Lasker Hall) before preregister for
courses. Students who pay their ad-
' vanced payment will be issued green
clearance forms through the college
post office. This green form must be
presented at the time of preregistra-
tion. Yellow clearance form will be
issued to students reserving room on
tampus. Faculty advisors will collect
clearance forms and return forms to
Registrar's Office. If students do not
pay advanced payment, they are per-
mitted to preregister and it will be so
noted on preregistration forms. These
students' schedules will be prepared
after all other students are scheduled.
6. If you do not plan to return for the
1984 fall semester, please obtain re-
quired check out forms from Director
of Counseling — located on first floor
of Allman Building during final exam
week.
revealed by some testing done by Mrs.
Waddington and the State Troopers.
One drinker's blood pressure jumped a
full 16 points. A breathalyzer test revealed
another drinker, at the end of the "ab-
sorption hour" (one hour without alcohol
for full blood absorption of alcohol) . had
a blood alcohol level of approximately
.15 percent. That's .05 higher than the
amount which makes it illegal to drive —
that is, "legally drunk." One of the most
noticeably affected drinkers flunked two
coordination -balance tests. It makes you
wonder how he would react in a driving
emergency.
cont'd on pg. 3, col. 1
WELCOME APO
On Saturday, March 31, the Delaware
Valley College Chapter of APO Sigma
Nu would like to extend a welcome to its
brothers for the 1984 Sectional 91 and
92 Conference.
A part of the campus since 1%7,
Alpha Phi Omega's work on the campus
can be well noted. Our founding princi-
ple of leadership, friendship, and service
have been adequately met over the yearsa
The Radio station, then WAPO, now
WDVC was started by the brothers; they
provided all the equipment and made its
operation easy to turn over to the school
once it was a success. Another service is
'the semester book drives; the brothers
assist in helping everyone to the coffee
and donut tables. The biggest service to
the campus is the operation of the used
bookstore which is in the process of be-
ing moved to a more convenient location
and will be collecting books shortly. .
APO's off campus project is a trip exh
semester to Ockinickon Scout Reserva-
tion where the brothers spend the week-
end cleaning, repairing, painting, and
even building. The brothers also bring
laughter in the world by singing Christmas
carols at some of the local nursing
homes. This year's big project is the sec-
tional conference mentioned earlier over
this weekend. Close to 100 fraternity
brothers will arrive to the Del Val campus
for a day of meetings, workshops, and
activities.
Anyone interested in joining APO
should see Edward Wengryn in Samuel
214.
Placement Office Interviews
: Tuesday - April 3, 1984
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens
GROUP *1 1:45-2:35
GROUP *2 2:45 - 3:35
; Poley Landscaping
. * 30 minute individual interviews
;from8:30- 10:30 A.M.
Wednesday - April 4, 1984
Chem Lawn
30 minutes individual interviews
9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Thursday - April 5, 1984
Penn Tree & Lawn Care
30 minute individual interviews
9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Friday - April 6. 1984
Rolling Greens
45 minute individual interviews
11:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Dekalb — Pfizer Genetics
Summer Employment
JUNIORS ONLY
15 minute individual interviews
1:15 P.M. -4:15 P.M.
Spring Bloodmobile
Tuesday - April 3, 1984
10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
Student Center — All Purpose Room
Goal -200-1- pints
Sign up sheets are located in the Infir-
mary, Ag. Building, Post Office, Dining
Hall, Student Center, and Gym.
A free pepsi will be given to all donors
plus there will be a drawing for prizes
after donating.
Please sign up early; we need a total
for ARC by March 28 so they can staff
accordingly to prevent long waiting.
Coming Monday, April 2
Room Registration
for '84 - '85
Room registration is scheduled for
MONDAY, April 2. All registrants will
report to the All-Purpose Room (Student
Center) which will be divided for the men
and women.
The schedule is as follows:
Class of 1985 4:15 p.m. to 5: 15 p.m.
Class of 1986 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Class of 1987 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.
To be eligible to register for a room
next year, your advance payment of
$150 must be paid to the Accounting Of-
fice. (The due date was Friday, March
23, 1984 — check with the Accounting
Office now if you are unsure of your pay-
ment status.) -W \['''A:'t---y'!^' ''''-'■' ■
The lottery system will be used this year
to determine the order of room selection.
You are required to have a roommate(s)
prior to selecting your room. No one will
be able to register for a three or four per-
son room without the full amount of peo-
ple necessary to fill the room. If you do
not have a roommate, your name will be
put into a general pool and you will be
assigned a roommate and room after the
total housing registration is completed. '
If you are still looking for a roommate,
contact the Residence Life Office, as a
list of eligible roommates is being compiled.
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This Week on
Campus
^ by Ushe E.BIatt
^ FRIDAY. MARCH 30 - j^
Golf (A) vs. Swathmore, 11 a.m.
^ )f
SATURDAY. MARCH 31 -
^ Women's Softball (H) vs. Scranton, ^
. Ip.m. ^
* Baseball (A) vs. FIXJ, 3 p.m. f
^ Tr«;k — Delaware State Relays J
^ GOOD LUCK TEAMS T
jL APO Conference — Student Center j^
Senior Dinner Dance at the William
% Penn Inn W
^ SUNI^Y. APRIL 1 -
ji Lacrosse has a home game again
Bloomsbu^ University at 1:30 on the
jL soccer field. Come on over and give ■jl
these gu^ your support. Good Luck
)f Men!! j/^
Equestrian Team at Rutgers
MONDAY, APRIL 2 - |H
Room Registration in Student Center ^
^ Class of 85 4:15 to 5:15
Class of "86 5:30 to 6:30
^ Class of "87 7:00 to 8:30
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4 TUESDAY. APRa 3 -
Coffeehouse: "Chip Franklin" in the
4- APR frtmi 8:30 to 10:» p.m. 4
. BloodmoMe 10:M to 3:30 in the AP R ^
Women's SoftbaB vs. Upsala fH^
j^ Golf (A) vs. Moravian and Soanton jL
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WEDNESDAY. APRU. 4 -
Prei^i^ation Conferences Begin
Women's SoftbeiB (A) vs. Widcner
^ THURSDAY. APRB. S -
^f Christian ^ejrfwns Concert
7:30 to 10:00 p m.
^ ^ane« Qub Cmeet Day
9:30 to 11:00 am
• ••••••
Dear Editor
I would like to comment on the letter
by Fred Siegfried {Rampages, March 15,
1984). Mr. Siegfried says he did not write
"to talk about issues," but inevitably he
has done just that, and thus has said
things which need clarification. For ex-
ample, he suggests that if people receive
spiritual instruction from any source out-
side scripture then they are "watering
down their faith." But many Christians
believe that the teaching of the church
are also a valid source of truths which in-
tensify their faith, not dilute it. On the
same lines, Mr. Siegfried claims that
church "doctrine does get in the way of
learning about God's plan of salvation."
This, again, is an offense to those of us
who accept and love church doctrine as
part of His plan.
Another troubling statement is the
writer's claim that "the Bible never men-
tions a church that will save you, only
Jesus Christ who is God's gift." But how
does one attain salvation except through
membership in the church, which was
founded for precisely that end? It is point-
less to try to separate church from
founder, or Bible from church.
it is also pointless to put the word reli-
gious inside mocking quotation marks
(as if to suggest unreality or negativity),
as Mr. Siegfried did. Why attack people's
religious background and their traditions?
This only rends the seamless garment.
Finally, he says, "sharing the gospel is
what this letter is all about." Would that it
were so; however, "sharing the gosf)el"
te not always the same thing as the gospel.
If it were, then how explain sincere dif-
ferences of interpretation? It was the
church, under divine inspiration, which
gave us the Bible when, at the Council of
Carthoge in 395 A.D., it decided which
books would make up the Old and New
Testaments, and which would not.
Sincerely Yours,
Edward O'Brien. Jr.
Special
Summer Course
The course entitled "Agronomic Crop
Production" will be offered for the second
year during the first Summer Session —
May 21 to June 29, 1984. The course
will provide "in season " experience in all
farming op>erations, from seedbed prep-
aration to harvesting. While the course
includes lecture presentation, the em-
phasis is on practical experience, espe-
cially field experience.
The course is a three semester credit
course. For certain majors, with the ap-
proval of the respective Department
Chairman, the student mai; be able to
substitute it for one semester credit
-Emplo\;ment Program (V4 of the total
requirement) .
The schedule for the summer will be:
12:30 - 4:30 P.M.
5:30 - 8:30 P.M.
each Tuesday and Thursday;
An additional 3-hour "Help" session
will be scheduled during each week on a
need basis.
The maximum number of students will
be limited to no more than 12. Should
enough students regi^er, a second group
will be scheduled on Mondai;s and
Wednesday's at the same times.
We strongly advise anyone interested
in farming, especially those lacking in farm-
ing experience, to take advantage of this
course and register for it.
For additional information con-
tact Mr. Claycomb, the instructor
in charge of the course. Dr. Prun-
deanu. the Chairman of the Agron-
omy Department, or the Office
of Continuing Education (215)
345-1500.
Shakespeare Comedy
at VlUanova
Villanova Theatre will present William
Shakespeare's comedy A Midsummer
Night's Dream April 3-7 and 10-14. All
performances take place at 8 P.M. in
Vasey Theatre on the Villanova Univer-
sity campus. William Hunter Shephard
will direct. Call 645-7474 for information.
A Midsummer Night's Dream is a ma-
gical comdey of love and transformation.
A motley crew of mortals travels into a
enchanted forest — some to elope, some
to rehearse a play. Supernatural pranks
lead to sudden changes in affection, and
soon all are lost in hilarious confusion.
The alluring Titania finds herself enamored
of an ass named Bottom, Helena finds
herself pursued by everyone, and the
devilish Puck looks on in amusement.
Director Shephard, a faculty member
in Villanova's Department of Theatre,
was a founding member of Richards
Schechner's renowned Performance
Group, with whom he appeared as Pen-
theus in the history- making New York
production of Dioni;sus in 69. Drawing
on his extensive background in innovative
theatre, Shephard will transform the
Vasey space into an environment for ac-
tors and audience, utilizing platforming
and trapezes to create an exhilarating
athletic interpretation of Shakespeare's
play. An integral part of the production
will be an original electronic score by
Philadelphia composer David Schoen-
bach, whose amazing "bio-feedback
music" technique turns the performer's
body into a musical instrument.
Performances will be given Tuesdays
through Saturdays. Tickets are $5.00
Tuesdays through Thursdays and $6.00
on Fridays and Saturdays, with group
rates and student and senior citizen dis-
counts available. Free parking is located
directly across from the theatre on Lan-
caster Avenue. The campus is within
walking distance of the Villanova stations
of the Paoli Local and Nonistown High-
Speed Line.
CHEMISTRY
The Chemistry Department invites stu-
dents interested in Chemistry or related
fields to hear Dr. James V. Derby, I.R.I.
visiting scienctist. Sj^eak on the topic "A
Chemist Role in Industrial Research and
Development," on Tuesday, April 3.
9:30 to 11:15 a.m. in room 201 in the
Student Center. Our program is desig-
nated to stimulate your interest as well as
to feed the inner man: therefore, refresh-
ments will be served.
Dr. Cferby's talk will discuss job require-
ments for industry and the type of work
required and is designed to help students
in job hunting after graduation.
Don't miss this opportunity to further
your education and ask questions of a
practicing professional chemist.
MOVIE REVIEW:
^Against All Odds"
by Jamie Beck
This movie, depicting a romantic tri-
angle about two men and a woman, is
similar to the 1947 movie, "Out of the
Past."
As the story develops, we find that an
aging football player (Jeff Bridges) is
hired by a Los Angeles club owner
(James Woods) to find his ex-girlfriend
(Rachel Ward), who, by the way, is the
daughter of the owner of Bridges' football
team. Her mother and her stepfather are
involved in a real estate scheme that
leads to murder.
If this seems confusing, it is. But,
"Again^ All Odds" is an enjoyable movie
with brilliant Mexican scenery as the
backdrop.
Bridges finds the girl; will he give her
back to the club owner or to her mother?
O, better yet. will be keqD her for himself?
To find out the answer to this question
and more, see "Again^ All Odds"
Hypnotism & ES.P.
on Campus
by Jamie Beck
Hypnotist John Kollsch performed at
the Student Center's All- Purpose Room
on Tuesday March 13, 1984.
One is not born with the powers of
E.S.P. and hypnotism, one acquires
them. Mr. Kolisch has been conversing
with doctors about the powers since he
was young. He said that these powers
were viewed medically until the mid '60's
and they were not considered as enter-
tainment before that time. Hypnotism
was and still is used in criminal cases,
sports, and for conquering individual
fears.
Artistic people are often the easiest to
hypnotize since they use the right side of
their brain. People usually use more of
either the right side or the left side of their
brain. Those who use more of the left
side have a more logical type of thinking,
while people who use the right side are
moi0^ imaginative.
Mr. Kolisch used to perform in night
clubs, but now he usually performs at
conventions and colleges. He performs
at 120 colleges each year.
The audience seemed to enjoy itself
immensely, and I think that everyone
had a good time.
Dear Editor
This letter is in regard to an article about
the St. Patrick's Day dance on March 10.
First of all, the band's name was Jahil.
not Luxury. They were an excellent
band whose sound was popular New
Wave and quite danceable. They played
three excellent sets, even though they
were quite disappointed by the turnout
and misbilled. Let us give credit where
credit is due!
Secondly, there were in no way sixty
people at the dance — not at one time
anyway. Once again, there was a disap-
pointing turnout at a DVC dance. I sup-
pose the draw of the registered party
could account for the lack of people, but
the students should give the dances a
chance. Once in a while the bands are
not too bad, and sometimes are even first
rate (as in Jahil's case) . Not only that, the
dances are free.
Also, the advertised costume contest
was somewhat of a farce. It seemed to
some of us that the costumes were not
judged on merit or time put into them,
but on who had the most friends at the
dance. A costume contest is one thing,
but a popularity contest is something
totally different.
I just thought I would write to help get
the facts straight.
Signed.
A Friend of the Band
Dining Out
by Paul Caruso
If you're looking for a quiet, attractive
place to wine and dine, the Inn on Blue-
berry Hill should be at the top of your list.
However, it is by no means your average
restaurant. As college students you would
probably be able to frequent this place
maybe once or twice a year, as the prices
are reasonable, but they may be well out
of our price range.
My guest and 1 dined here last month.
The exjjcrience started with a cocktail,
chambord, a raspberry liqueur, over frap-
pe ice. The next thing to arrive at our
table were the appetizers, I had mush-
rooms escargo — mushrooms and snails
broiled in butter and garlic and my guest
had clams on the half shell. In place of
our salads we had Swiss onion soup, a
CTeamy soup with onion and Swiss cheese.
Our entrees arrived and we began to
feast. I enjoyed Veal Oscar which is
tender veal smothered with crabmeat,
asparagus, and bcmaisc sauce. My guest's
entree was a roast duckling, a whole
roasted duck, seasoned to taste with
beans almondine. and potatoes. As we
finished our meal? our coffee and dessert
were ordered. We finished the evening
with cheesecake and double chocolate
mousse pie.
It was a feast to remember The total
price of the bill came to $57.00 including
our service tip. This may appear to be
expensive, but the service and quality of
the food makes the price well worth it.
Guests are welcome daily for luncheon
and dinner at the historic site located
atop a gentle ridge a few miles south of
the county seat at Doylestown at the inter-
section of Easton and Almshouse roads.
Here hospitality is a three-hundred-year-
old tradition.
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• • COME EARLY • • COME EARLY • •
Pitching, Defense Strengths
of Aggie Softball Team
Prior to leaving for a preseason tourna-
ment in South Carolina, softball coach
Ron Johnson thought he had the best
one-two pitching punch in the Middle At-
lantic Conference.
Now Johnson has revised that esti-
mate. He thinks the Aggies have the best
one-two-three pitching punch in the
MAC. That kind of pitching depth will be
important since the league schedule has
teen expanded.
^Senior Michel Fonry and junior Carol
Serik were the pitching mainstays John-
son was expecting to rely on this season.
Forry was 3-1 last year while Serik was
4-2 with a sterling 2.64 earned run
average.
But senior Chris Van Arsdalen who
hadn't pitched since she was a freshman,
came with a strong effort down south to
earn a spot in the rotation.
"Most teams in our league have one
strong pitcher," said Johnson. "I thought
we were fortunate to have two excellent
pitchers. But with the way Chris threw 1
really think we have three solid pitchers."
Although the A^ies won only one of
the six games they played in South
Carolina, Johnson was pleased with the
pitching and defense. Hitting, though,
remains a problem.
"We hit the ball pretty hard," said the
coach. "We just couldn't get anything to
drop. Our defense was good and our pitch-
ing was strong. We just didn't score
enough runs."
The Aggies infield is set with sophomore
Mary Sandrock and freshman Donna
Ackerman sharing first base, junior Deb
Brown handling second base, sophomore
Michele Heffner at short, and freshman
Vicki Keener taking care of third base.
Freshmen Penny Mimmo and Bonnie
David as well as junior Chris MacNeil are
infield reserves.
Junior Barb Klouser will be the starting
catcher with sophomore Meg Skillman
waiting in the wings
In the outfield Johnson has Van Ars-
dalen in left and junior Sheryl Henry in
center. Serik and Forry will share right
field when the other is on the mound.
Junior Robin Shoup who tied Heffner for
the highest team batting average, will
also see considerable playing time, either
in the outfield or as designated hitter.
"It looks like another tough year in the
MAC," said Johnson. "Upsala looks
very good and so does Scranton. But 1
think our pitching is strong enough that
we can be called a contender in the North-
east Division this year."
SPORTS BRIEF:
The Delaware Valley College lacrosse
team will have its first home game of the
season on Sunday. The Aggies will face
Bloomsburg State on the soccer field at
1 :30. Come out and cheer on the Aggies!
CLUB NEWS
Chem Club
The winners of the Chem Club's
50/35-15 raffle are:
1st Place Dave Spotts
2nd Place Mascot!!
cont'd from pg. 1. col. 2
If anyone had any questions there was
more than enough information on the
responsible use of akohol and on new
drunken driver legislation from the many
pamphlets available and especially from
the State ix>licemen themselves. This
was a time for the "drinkers" to con-
template their own behavior, as their
blcKxi alcohol contents began to deaease
(at only .015 percent per hour). All who
attended were reminded that, even if we
don't drink and drive, one out of every
50 drivers on the road with us could
possibly be drunk — at any time, any
day.
Back row, left to right: Matt Giniano, Dan Ghwatski, Jeppe Christiansen. Doug Bereczki, Chris
Bucktey. Joe Horby. Chip Zerr. George Dimitrew. Dave Glynos
Third row, left to right: Jeff Fowler. Tyler Smith, Dave Keich. Jim Bauzon, Andre Turner, Jim Flukey.
Al Benner.
Second row. left to right: Head Coach Jim Eichhom. John Thomson. Tim Ireland, Dave Spotts, Ken
McDcdd. Kevin Marshdl, Steve Caffey. Brandon Newell, Edson Banett. Ass^tant Coach Jeff Rc^nson.
Assi^ant Coach Jim Trairwr.
Front row, left to right: Steve Tro^le. Bruce Knipe, Ed Kuri. John Stella.
MEN'S
TRACK & FIELD
PREVIEW
The Aggies finished second to Susque-
hanna in the Middle Atlantic Conference
Championships last year. Rookie head
coach Jim Eichhom is hoping a season's
worth of experience can make up that
difference.
The Aggies were hit heurd by graduation,
particularly in the sprints, where the con-
tributions of stalwarts Jeff Robinson and
Phil Luccarelli will be missed. But with
those who remain, as well as a solid
group of recruits, the Aggies still have the
nucleus of a very fine team.
"I'm very happy with the way this team
has developed," said Eichhom. "We had
a good winter season and everyone is
working hard. With a few adjustments
here and there 1 think we'll be right in the
running for the MAC Championship
again."
Al Benner, Andre Turner, Edson Bar-
ret, and Tyler Smith have asserted them-
selves as replacements for Robinson and
Luccarelli. Benner, a junior out for track
for the first time, will run the 200 and the
400-meter events as well as the 1,600-
meter relay. Smith, a transfer from
Franklin & Marshall, will run the
400- meters along with the intermediate
hurdles and the 1,600-meter relay. Bar-
rett, who was fourth in the MAC in the
l(X)-meter dash last year, will also com-
pete in the 200 and the 400. Turner will
run the 100. the 200, and long jump.
Other potential sprinters include Geoige
Dimitrew, freshmen Matt Gilliano and
Steve Caffey along with sophomore Dave
Glynos.
The distance runners arc solid with
senior Ed Kuri, sophomore Jeppe Chris-
tiansen and sophomore Ken McDaid, who
was third in the 3,000-meter Steeplechase
in the MAC last year, shouldering much
of the burden. Senior Doug Berecdti and
freshman John Thomson should also
help out.
Among the hurdlers, juniors Chip Zerr
and Dan Glowatski are the mainstays
with Tim Ireland coming on strong.
In field events, Steve Trostle and John
Stella should continue as leaders in the
shot put and discus. Jim Bauzon and Jeff
Flower will also help. Bauzon, Glowat-
ski, and Jim Flukey will handle the
javelin.
Junior Brandon Newell is the unques-
tioned leader of the long and triple jumps
while freshman Dave Keich will be a con-
tender in the high jump along with Bruce
Knipe and Chris Buckley.
"I'm excited about this team," said
Etehhom. "We've ^t the potential to be
very good. But everyone has to continue
working hard to reach that potential."
BASEBALL
PREVIEW
The Aggies baseball team will be look-
ing to bounce back from a disappointing
1983 season when the Aggies open the
1984 campaign with their annual trip to
the Sanfard, Fforida Baseball Tournament.
Head coach Frank Wolfgang, beginning
his sixth season, returns 13 letterman
from last year's 4-7-1 team. This year's
squad, according to Wolfgang, has talent
but is basically untested on the collegiate
level.
"We're very young," said Wolfgang in
assessing his team's chances in the tough
Middle Atlantic Conference. "It hoks like
we have some people who can play the
game but whether they can do the job on
the field remains to be seen."
The Aggies are experienced at the in-
field comer with seniors John Spevak at
first and Tom O'Neill at third. Both, how-
ever, must recover from sub-par hitting
Season's last year. O'Neill finished with a
. 189 average while Spevak hit just .175.
Sophomore Joe Cox is back to hold
down shortstop while sophomore John
Messina will start at second. Cox was a
starter and hit .205 last year while fielding
brilliantly. Messina saw very little playing
time.
The Aggies are solid in center field
with senior Cosmo Losco who hit a solid
.318 last year. Senior Joe Seigenfuse,
the team's leading hitter at .410 last year,
will move from second base to either
right field or left field.
Behind the plate, incumbant Clay Funk
will be challenged by newcomers Andy
Melillo, Jeff Gerdes, Mike Heisey, Scott
Elinsky, and Lome Bacher. Gerdes or
Heisey could wind up in the outfield.
Among the infield reserves are Rodney
Swineford, who is a first baseman, as
well as freshmen Tom Lewandowski and
Scott Sucoloski, who can play the other
infiekl spots.
Junior Bob McEvoy heads the list of
returning pitchers. Senior Ed Chroscind<i,
junkff Gary Kemberling, and sophomores
Dan Porter and Emil Novak are the other
retumees. Novak, last year's Most
Valuable Player with .333 average and
15 runs batted in, will play the outfield
and serve as designated hitter when he's
not on the mound.
Newcomers to the pitching staff in-
clude Mark Rother, Doug Sharpe, Dave
Nargoski, Joe Stevenson, and Chris
Boyle.
"1 really don't have any idea how we'll
do this year," said Wolfgang. "Basically,
I would way we're unproven as a team.
Hopefully, the Florida Toumament will
give us the experience we need to start
the season."
Equestrian Team News
by Lisa C. Merklein
The equestrian team traveled to Plea-
sant Hollow Farm in Coopersburg, Pa.,
on Sunday, March 25 for their second
intercollegiate show of the spring season.
The show, sponsored by Lehigh Univer-
sity's equestrian club, was well attended
and DVC's equestriennes rode supcrtrfy,
placing in 25 of 30 classes! The results
were as follows:
Michelle Smith Inter. Flat 6th
Leslie Ward Inter. Fences 1st
Inter. Flat 1st
Darlene Cemokorsky Nov. Fences 4th
Inter. Flat 4th
Pam Hojnowski Beg. Walk-Trot 1st
Kirk Young Nov. Fences 6th
Nov. Flat 3rd
Lisa Martini
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 3rd
Kris Demordy Nov. Flat 1st
Beth Meny Nov. Fences 2nd
Nov. Flat 5th
Megan Allen Inter. Fences 3rd
Open Rat 6th
Cherie Day Inter. Flat 1st
Nov. Fences 1st
Lisa Merklein Adv. Walk-Trot 1st
Michelle Matula Adv. Walk Trot 6th
Linda Chiappini Beg. Walk-Trot 3rd
Robin Crawford Open Fences 6th
Open Flat 3rd
Kathy Gill Nov Fences 4th
Inter. Flat 6th
Jennifer McElroy
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 6th
Doreen Rodenburg Open Flat 5th
Open Fences 4th
BudHulshizer Beg. Walk-Trot 5th
Claudia Krcbs Inter. Rat 6th
Inter. Fences 4th
Becky Spinnler
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 6th
Chris Pustetta
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 3rd
Brenda Givler
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 6lh
Patty Denmead
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 5th
Congratulations to Cherie Day, High
Point Rider of the day, and Ledie Ward,
Reserve High Point Rider and to Michelle
Smith for her brave effort with the egg
and spoon . . .
The team will travel to Overpeck
Riding Center this Sunday to compete
at Rutger's invitational. Good Luck to all
of our women and men!
-A- Coupon Special ir
Snack Bar
Tuesday Evening
April 3rd
Ice Cream - V2 price
One Cone per coupon
(Present coupon at purchase.)
i -i
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing,
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck,
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski,
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn,
Robert O'Connor, Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft, Linda Goodloe
Advisors Robert McClelland
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"S^ newa in the making, write P.O.
60x988."
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Closeups
APRIL 2. 1984 -
Room Registration : Class of '85
- 4: 15-5: 15 p.m ; Class of "86
- 5:30-6:30 p.m. ; Class of '87
- 7:00-8:30 p.m
APRIL 3. 1984 -
Chip Franklin - Don't miss
Chip with his unique style of
music and crazy sense of
humor
APRIL 13. 1984 -
Coffeehouse with Aaron A
Joel MarcuB, outside Student
Center.
APRIL 15. 1984 -
DVC concert with NRBQ. New
Rhythm and Blues Quartet.
Dance rock 'n roll band that will
keep you on your feet. Students
$2. others $5,
Sunday
Monday
_^
Senior Sundae Movie
Equestrian Team
Rutgers (A)
Lacrosse
Bloomsburg (H)
8
Founder*s Day
Convocation
3:30 p.m.
All students invited
15
SUPERSTARS
DVC Presents in Concert
NRBQ
"Get Rhythm"
2
Room
Registration
(See Closeups)
9
Computer Portraits
11-12 -Dining Hall
WSB (A) vs. Allentown
G (A) vs. Upsala/
Lycoming
16
22
EASTER SUNDAY
29
A-DAY
Mike Schwedick
Reptile World
7:30 p.m. (APR)
23
NO CLASSES
G (H) vs. Lebanon
Valley / Widener
30
B (A) Allentown
Delaware Valley College
APRIL 1984
i€
BRING ON SPRING
»
WSB
::
Women's Softball
G
=
Golf
B
—
Baseball
APR
—
All-Purpose Room
(Student Center)
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
3
Coffeehouse
"C/ilp Franklin"
8:30 - 10;30 (ARP)
Bloodmobile
10:30 - 3:30 (ARP)
'vWSB vs. Upsala
G (A) vs. Moravian/
Scranton
4
10
Daytime Movie
Slide Presentation
Flower Time - 7:30 SC
WSB (H) vs. Kings
17
EGG TOSS
Dining Hall
PASSOVER BEGINS
Men's Track (A) vs.
Haverford / Ursinus
B (H) vs. Kings
24
• MOVIE •
''Peter Pan"
8 p.m. (SC)
B (A) vs. Drew
WSB (A) vs Albright
Women's Track & Field
(A) vs. Albright
Men's Track & Field
(A) Delaware & West Chester
Preregistration
Conferences Begin
WSB vs. Widener (A)
11
Preregistration
Conferences End
Listening & Learning
about Music
7 - 9 p.m. — Music Rm
G (H) vs. Ursinus
18
Student Government
Officer Elections
Rose Tatoo
11 - 3 (SC)
Band Festival 8 - 4
5
Christian Stephens
Concert
7:30- 10:00 p.m.
Business Club
Career Day
9:30 11:00
a.m
12
• MOVIE •
"An Officer
& A Gentleman"
$1.00- 8 p.m.
Final Preregistration
ALL DAY (APR)
WSB (H) vs. FDU
6
• MOVIE •
"Ritcky Horror Show"
12 midnight (APR)
Band & Chorale
Concert />
13
19
FRIDAY CLASSES
WSB (A) vs. Moravian
25
Student Government
Class Officer Elections
Elephant and Camel Rides
Senior Class Meeting
Attendance Mandatory
For Graduating Seniors
Almost Last Time
Around
Dennis McLaughlin
Social House
Secretary
26
ROLLERSKATING
2- 7 p.m.
On Campus
B (A) vs. Wasjaington
7
B vs. Scranton '
Men's and Women's
Track and Field
Widener /Swath more (H)
14
• Coffeehouse •
Outside SC - 11 - 12:30
D.J. DANCE
Bahamas — 1 month
20
GOOD FRIDAY
NO CLASSES
27
SUPERSTARS
B (H) vs. Wilkes
WSB (A) vs. Drew
21
SHAKE
RATTLE
AND ROLL
28
NO CLASSES
SET UP A-DAY
B (A) vs. Moravian
Ma\; the shadow
of the great and taller
ever gently turn
and bless the smaller.
A-DAY
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Vol. XVIII. No. 23
Friday. April 6. 1984
iNOI l( I I hi' opiMioits t'yprcsscd in .my itulividurtl .irtii Ic do not net fss.irilv reflect the viewpoint of the papiT or s< hool
Seniors: 44 days left!
Graduation '84
Final Oral Presentatfions
for
Senior Research Papers
The final oral presentations will be
presented on April 24 and 25, 1984. in
Room 102 Ag. BIdg. at4:(X)P.M. Presen-
tations should be limited to iO minutes
with time for questions immediately after
each presentation. Dress is sharp casual
(sports jacket, dress, etc.). Each student
should prepare a short abstract (1-3
pages) and submit 15 copies (approved
by the advisor) to me by April 19. 1984.
A slide and overhead projector will be
available If you have any additional
questions or inquests, call me at extension
322. The final written papers (the origi-
nal and 2 copies) are due in my office on
or before May 10. 1984.
Papers to be presented on April 25, .
1984:
The effects of poultry stress packs on the
performance and incidence of leg abnor-
malities in broilers
By Craig Dobson & Kenneth Gruver
;• Advisor: Mr. Markeveys
The effects of foliar applied lime stabilized
septage on the growth and nutritional
content of forage crops
By Ronald Alexander
Advisors: Dr. Cordrey & Dr Palkovics
The effectiveness of all-purpose Enviro^^
Spray material on the correction of dif-
ferent nutrient in tomatoes. ..
By Lisa McCarthy
; Advisor: Dr. Cordrey .. '
The effects of a shock block product on
growth and appearance of newly trans-
planted plants subjected to low light and
moisture conditions
; By Ronald Balsamo
Advisor: Dr. Cordrey
Placement Office Interviews
Monday - April 9. 1984
UPS
Group meeting 9:(X) - 9 45
Individual interviews 10 00 12 30 .
Tuesday - April 10. 1984
Terminix -
Individual interviews 9 00 - 4 (X)
Giorgio Foods
Individual interviews ^
9:(K) 4:00 " , '
Flower Time inc. *
Slide Presentation
APR Student Center
7:30 P.M. . •
Wednesday - Apnl 11. 1984
Flower Time inc.
Individual interviews 9:00 - 4:00
Shaklee Corporation
One hour group meeting
9:55 11:00
Thursday - April 12. 1984
Chemlawn Corporation
Individual interviews 9:00-4:00
SIGN UP IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
Flower Judging
By Ed Wengryn
This past Thursday and Friday Dela-
ware Valley College sent its first Flower
Judging team to the Eastern Regions
Competition at Penn State. The team
members Sue Nord. Bruce Hellerick,
Robert Wecht, and alternate Ann Marie
Neri well represented the school in a close
contest, coming in 17th place with Sue
Drinking Revisited
by Kathy Brust
An unusual event took place during the noon hour in the Snack Bar area on Tues-
day, March 27. The set up began quietly, as bags of snacks, a cheese tray, a video
tape television, and yes ~ a bar — were arranged near the far wall of the Snack Bar.
Soon the drinkers — participants in the ST. FA. and State Police sponsored alcohol
effects demonstration — began to arrive. Three men and three women, all over 21.
some students, some staff, and a newspaper reporter, signed permission waivers and
prepared to imbibe the alcoholic beverage of their choice.
What was the meaning of this? The Students' Task Force on Alcohol and the Penn-
sylvania State Police combined forces to present an opportunity for the six partici-
pants and all observers to learn about the effects of drinking and driving.
Each drinker was weighed, and based on this figure, was asked by the police to
drink a minimum amount of liquor during the one-hour drinking phase. The amount
specified was. according to weight charts, the amount needed to reach the legal level
of intoxication (this translates into a blood alcohol content level of .10 percent, as
measured by a breathalyzer) After the drinking hour, participants were given time to
digest and absorb the alcohol into their bloodstreams. Monitors for all participants
were carefully observing and recording the changes in their sut)ject5' appearance and
behavior as a result of the drinking.
Breathalyzer tests were given to each participant. The scores ranged from .08 per-
cent (the beer drinker) to 15 percent (the wine drinker). ( ' 'Remember. ()1 percent
is considered legally drunk) . Yet behaviors did not necessarily coincide with the legal
drunkeness level. The wine drinker, for example, really did not "feel" drunk, and in
fact behaved rather sedately. A mixed drink drinker, whose blood alcohol content
level measured 12 percent, became more rowdy and vei^bal. thus displaying what
we typically think of as drinking behaviors. As a general observation, the three non-
student drinkers were more subdued in their actions, becoming increasingly mellow
as the effects of the alcohol became evident.
Participants also recited the alphabet (only two out of the six had no errors) . signed
their names on a chalkboard, and attempted to stand and lift one foot 6" off the floor.
In these events, the participants' performances varied greatly. Again, though, there
appeared to be little correlation between one's legal status and how drunk one actually
felt.
After the measurements were all taken, the police showed a videotape on the sub-
ject of drinking and the law. again using subjects whose actions were captured on film.
Literature was distributed and questions answered during the last part of the
demonstration.
The police left pamphlets explaining the newer and stricter Pennsylvania drinking
and driving laws which became effective in January of 1983 If you would like to pick
up copies of these publications, come to the Residence Life Office on the second
floor of the Student Center. We have enough for everyone.
Nord being the high scorer for these
team members. It was their only chance
to go. as one can represent a school only
once. Coach Stephenie Moss looks for-
ward to next year with a new team and
Minneapolis.
Dear Editor
The Brothers of Alpha Phi Omega
would like to thank the following people
for their help in our sectional conference:
Mr. Tasker. Mrs. Nelson. Mr. Pence, Mr.
Decker, Miss Steuben. Kathy Macnamee.
Mr. Moyer. and Steven Klein. We could
not have put on the best sectional con-
ference the fraternity has seen in years
without your help; we deeply appreciated
it in organizing our conference.
Sincerely.
Edward D Wengryn
President Sigma Nu Chapter
of Alpha Phi Omega
MARCUS BROTHERS
To Appear at
Delaware Valley College
Aaron and Joel Marcus will bring their
musical creativity to the Delaware Valley
College campus Friday, April 13 for a
lunchtime concert.
Known for their extraordinary variety
and quality, the Marcus brothers feature
a mix of fresh original rock, jazz, folk,
classical, country, and pop songs. Be-
tween sets, their humorous and interest-
ing stories help relax the audience.
Over the years, Aaron and Joel Mar-
cus have written and recorded national
radio and television commercials, per-
formed more than 200 times on college
campuses, were hired by the Art Park in
New York for the 1978. 1979. and 1980
seasons, were selected by the Mid Atlan-
tic States Art Consortium for the 1981-82
season and shared the bill with country
singer John Prine.
They will perform in the Dr. Joshua
Feldstein Campus Court, located outside
of the Student Center, between 11:00
a.m. and 12:30 p.m. Admission is free
and open to the public.
i^ SUPERSTARS •
• IS HERE •
This year's Superstars is being held on
April 14th and 15th, The cost is only
$12.(X) per team and each member will
recievc an official Superstars t-shirt.
Sign ups will be during dinner only
from Monday, April 2nd until April 11th.
Get your teams organized and sign up as
soon as possible. There is a 20 team limit.
• • IMPORTANT • •
Money must be paid in fjull
when you sign up!!!
You can sign up at the
Residence Life Office also!!!
Cash prizes for the top five teams!!!
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This Weeic on
Campus
by LesHt E.Biatt
niiiMY«AnaL6-
Band and Clwral GMKWt
Support our music d ^pi y t iw et^
Movte - "Rockn Homr Picm* Shtm'
All you addicts, conw ot> mm to the
APR at midnkfht and tit kx>^
SATURDAY. APRIL 7 -
Baseball at iiome vs Soantmi!!
It's a doubl«head*r beginning at 1 p.m.
Men's and Women's Track & Field has a
home nrtatch against Widen«/Svt«A^
more All the action at tti« stadiure
begins at 1 p.m.
DO IT UP AGGIES!!!
SUNDAY. APIOL 8 -
Lactone — (H) vs. Temple
The game starts at 1:30 on the soccer
field GOOD LUCK!
FOUNDER'S DAY CONVOCATION
All students are Invited to itftend thte
yearly event which beghis ei 3:30 p.m.
MONDAY. APRIL 9 -
Computer Portraits from 11-12 in the
dining hall.
Women's Softball (A) vs. Allentown.
4 p.m.
GoK (A) vs. Upsala and Lycoming,
1 p.m.
One n^nth till finals begin!!
TUESDAY. APRO. 10 -
Slide l^esentzrtion by Flower Tunc. Inc.
It's sponsored by the Floral Society «kI
begins at 7:^ p.m.
Women's softball (H) \«. Kings
This doubleheader begins at 2 p.m.
GOOD LUCK WOMEN!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 -
Prere^^ation Conferences End
Listening and Learning about Music
7-9 p.m. In tfie music room
Golf (H) vs. Urslnus and ITXJ. 1 p.m.
THURSDAY. APRIL 12 -
HNAL PREiffiGISTRATION
All day in the AH Purpose Room
Women's sofA^ has artoA\ef douUe-
header at home. It's against HXJ at 3
p m. Good Luck!
Mo«l« - "An OffkxT and a Gm^Aemm''
It starts at 8 p.m in the ^ Puipose
Room — Admission is $1.00.
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MEN'S
TRACK & FIELD
Under the direction of first year head
coach, Jim Eichhorn, the Aggies opened
their 1984 outdoor season on Saturday
at the Delaware State Relays.
One of the many bright spots for the
Aggies was the performance of Brandon
Newell. Newell finished first in the triple
jpmp with a leap of 48-10V4. setting a
new school record and earning him an
NCAA Championship berth.
in the javelin, the Aggies earned a
one-two finish. Jim Flukey's throw of
188-2 was followed by Jim Bauzon's toss
of 176-11 for the Aggies. A heave of
44-3V4 earned John Stella a second
place finish in the shot put while Jeff
Fowler's throw of 36-7 was good enough
for a fifth place finish. Dave Reich's jump
of 6-4 gave him a third place finish in the
high jump while another third place finish
was turned in by Jeppe Christiansen in
the SOOO-meters. Christiansen crossed
the line in 15:14.9.
Steve Trostle's throw of 140-6 earned
him a fourth place in discus while Joe
Harby's 132-4 toss was good enough for
sixth . Ken McDaid turned in a fifth place
finish as he covered the 1500- meters in
4:11.8.
The Aggies mile relay team was very
impressive in spite of a seventh place
finish. The team of Edson Barrett. George
Dimitrew. Chip Zerr. and Al Benner
covered the distance in a very respectable
3:21.4.
The Aggies will host Swarthmore and
Widener tomorrow in their only home
meet of the 1984 season.
WOMEN'S TRACK
The Lady Aggies will open their season
against Swarthmore and Widener tomor-
row, then will face Ursinus next Friday in
their only home meets of the season.
GEORGETOWN
WINS NCAA
Fifty-three teams started on "The
Road to Seattle" but it all came down to
one game on Monday night. The George-
town Hoyas. the Big East Champions,
against SEC Champion Houston Cougars.
The Hoyas went to the West Regional
where they had to defeat SMU, Nevada-
L-as Vegas, and the upstart Dayton Flyers
before a final four victory over Kentucky.
The Cougars enroute to the final four de-
feated Louisiana Tech, Memphis State,
and Wake Forest. Then in the semifinals
the Cougars downed the Cinderella story
Virginia Caveliers.
The game was built as Patrick Ewing
against Akeem Olajuwon but it was not
to be . Houston built an early eight point
lead but iseven minutes into the game
Georgetown tied the game and never
again looked back. The Hoyas removed
Patrick Ewing with 7:35 remaining in the
half. Ewing with foul trouble left with the
Hoyas leading by six, 28-22. But, the
Georgetown depth payed off as they in-
creased their lead to go up 40-30 at the
half.
In the second half the Cougars were
surprisingly hot from the foul line and did
cut the Hoya lead to five at two points in
the half but with just under four minutes
remaining the Hoyas pulled away. The
Hoyas who literally threw away a title
two years ago were not in any danger of
losing down the stretch this time as they
defeated the Cougars 84-75.
For Houston and Guy Lewis it was the
fifth trip to the finals without a title, while
for Georgetown it was their first ever na-
tional title and the first time since the
LaSalle Explorers of 1954 that a Big East
team had won the National crown.
BASEBALL
The Aggies back from a good Florida
campaign opened the 1984 season last
Monday against Ursinus. The Aggies
despite some good performances dropjDed
both ends of the doubleheader.
In the first game the Aggies got a good
performance from Ed Chroscinski on the
mound but the only Aggie run in the 5- 1
defeat came on Tom O'Neill's RBI single
which scored Lome Bachert
The Aggies gave up two runs in each
the first, third, and fourth innings of the
second game enroute to a 6-3 defeat.
The Aggies did get two runs in the fifth
inning on Andy Melillo's two RBI hit which
scored Cosmo Losco and Joe Seigen-
fuse. The other Aggie run came in the
sixth as Tom O'Neill scored on a Losco
single.
The Aggies will host Scranton tomorrow
in a twinbill. starting at 1:(X).
SOFTBALL
The weather has not treated the soft-
• ball team favorably so far this season, but
the Lady Aggies should be in action a
number of times this week.
The ladies will travel to Allentown on
r Monday before opening their home sea-
son on Tuesday with a doubleheader
against Kings. The Aggies will close the
week with another doubleheader as they
host FDU on Thursday.
Reptile World Coming
to Delaware Valley College
Michael Shwedick's Reptile World will
be coming to Delaware Valley College
for a performance Monday, April 16 at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center.
Among the live reptiles featured in the
•presentation will be members of the
crocodilian family (a rare American
crocodile and an American alligator),
constrictors (boa and pythons) . pit vipers
(rattlesnakes and copperheads), lizards
(South American green iguana and the
worid's only venemous lizards, the gila
monster and Mexican beaded lizard) . A
South American yellow-footed tortoise
and an Asian cobra are also featured in
the show.
Aside from discussions on the specific
animals being handled. Reptile World
will also highlight aspects and problems
of reptilian existence in our worid today.
Topics such as general characteristics,
habitat, the roles of reptiles in the balance
of nature, their present status in the
worid today, husbandry, conservation,
and reptiles' relative value to man are all
featured.
The man behind Reptile World is Mi-
chael Shwedick, a native of Munich. Ger-
many. Starting at age 12 with his first boa
constrictor. Shwedick has built Reptile
Worid into one of the largest private rep-
tile collections in the country.
The admission fee for non- Delaware
Valley College persons is $1.00.
LACROSSE
The Delaware Valley College Lacrosee
team suffered a 5-4 setback in its season
opener on Sunday. The Aggies got off to
a slow start but came back only to fall just
short. The Aggies will host Temple this
Sunday at 2:00 on the soccer field.
MEATS TEAM FIRST
AT BUTCHER BOY
The Delaware Valley College Meats
Judging Team concluded the 1983-84
season on Saturday at the Butcher Boy
Invitational Meats Contest held at
Gouldey and Sons Meat Packing.
The team, under the instruction of DVC
graduate Dave Miller, coasted to a first
place finish as the five team members also
claimed the top five positions individually.
The five in order of finish were. Dave
Harian (676), Mel Balliet (668). Lance
Forster (656). Luis Guzman (628). and
Gerry Reichard (602).
The contest which consisted of yield
and quality grading, meat identification,
and judging of seven classes, was domi-
nated by Delaware Valley.
The identification segment included 50
retail cuts of meat. Lance Forster (252
points) won this portion of the competi-
tion. Forster was followed by Mel Balliet
(230) and Dave Harlan (224). The quality
grading was won by Harian (79 points)
as Balliet (72) and Forster (68) finished
second and third. Balliet was the winner
of the yield grading competition with 46
points and he was followed by Harlan
(42) and Gerry Reichard (39) . The seven
classes included beef ribs and hams. The
overall class winner was Dave Harlan
with .331 points. Mel Balliet and Luis Guz-
man both finished with 320 points while
Gerry Reichard tallied 318 points.
The team would like to thank instructer
Dave Miller, advisor Dr. Craig Hill. Dale
Monnin from MOPAC. and Gouldey
fzmpiiiy all of which donated much time in
helping the team this season.
The meats team is hoping to become
an intercollegiate team next year and
wants to increase the team's size.
Anyone interested in knowing more
about the team should see Dr. Hill.
CLUB NEWS
Biology Club
The Biology Club has invited Mrs.
Carol Abrams from Rolling Hills Hospital
to speak on careers in medical technology.
She will explain the various routes to cer
tification in this allied health field which
provides widespread employment oppor-
tunities. Anyone who has completed a
year of biology and a year of chemistry
should investigate the possibilities in
medical technology. The meeting will be
at 4:00 p.m. in Mandell 216 on Wednes-
day. April 11th.
Biology Club
The Biology Club will have an '83
DVC graduate to speak about medical
school. Wendy Wood, an '83 biology
graduate, will discuss medical school, in
eluding f)ediatric medicine. This will take
place in Mandell 215, Monday, April 16,
1984 at 4:(X) p.m. All students are
welcome.
DVC BOOK SALE
WHEN: FRIDAY, APRIL 6th,
SATURDAY, APRIL 7th
TIME: 10:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. each day
WHERE: JOSEPH KRAUSKOPF
MEMORIAL LIBRARY
PRICES: HARDBACK BOOKS - 25C
PAPERBACK BOOKS - IOC
BOOKS OF OUTSTANDING VALUE:
Individually priced
• • COME EARLY • • COME EARLY • •
Equestrian Team News
by Lisa C. Martini
On Sunday, April 1st. the DVC
Equestrian team traveled to Overpeck
Riding Center in Leonia. NJ. There they
participated in a horseshow sponsored
by Rutgers University.
The team took sixteen riders to the
competition. The results are as follows:
Name
Place
Class
Bi'lh MiMw
2ncl
Nov Rat
Lis<i M<irtiiii
2ikI
Walk Trot ^aiiti'r
Michi^li' Smith
(Mh
Int rial
Claudia Krt'bs
1st
Opi'ii 1 c'liri's
l.i'slio Waul
Isl
Int Fences
Micheii' Smith
.-{nl
Int Fences
Mt'yan Allfii
2n<l
Int Fences
Chi'rii' Dav
4th
Int Fences
Bt'th Mi'nv
(ith
Nov Fences
Claiulia Kri'bs
1st
Int Flat
Cht'rif Dav
2ikI
Int Flat
Saiulv inyraham
(>th
Walk Trot Canter
Robin Khlvrts
2n<l
Nov i-iat
lA*slii' Ward
iird
Ope'i Flat
CiiKlv Sharp
1st
Wail^/ Trot /Canter
Ji'iinv Mchlrou
r>th
Walk /Trot /Canter
Mi'lanii' O'Ni'ill
2iid
A.iv Walk/Trot
Chris Piisfi'tta
(Mh
Walk /Trot /Canter
Claudia Krebs was high point rider of
the dav with her first plact' ^ti open fences
and a first place in the Intermediate flat
class.
DVC was high point cojlt^ge of thf
daw. We beat Rutgers, our arch rivals, bv
a score of M points to 29 poiiits.
Congratulations to all!! It was a job well
(lone gang!
RAMS. PROJECT
SUCCESSFUL
(Recruiting Aggies
Mid-Semester Search)
Congratulations to all the students
who participated in the first Delaware
Valley College mid-semester recruitment.
We were very encouraged by your sup-
port of this activity on such short notice.
Your cooperation and enthusiasm in
launching this extremely successful pro-
ject reveals the true "Aggie Spirit "" Based
on your response, we will use R.A.M S.
as an integral part of our recruiting effort.
We in the Admissions office hope that
from your strong support of our first activ
ity that we will be able to count on your
future support. Our future efforts, we
hope, will be even more broad-based in
student support. Look for additional
notices to appear in Ram Pages Thank
you again!
The Admissions Staff
STAFF
Editors Gerald T Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing.
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck,
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski.
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn.
Robert O'Connor, Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft. Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making, write P.O.
Box 988."
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Vol. XVIII. No. 24
Friday. April 13. 1984
N( n ICr I he opinions expressed in .inv individual .irtu Ic do not net «'ss<irilv ri'flci t \\m' viewpf)inl nl the pr\pi'r or s( hool
NRBQ Concert
Sunday, April 15
Founder's Day
by Lisa C. Merklein
Voices filtered through the All- Purpose Room doors and blended with the mur-
murings of those guests still lingering in the Joshua Feldstein campus court. I paused
to adjust my blazer and introduce my mother to a few friends, then we entered and
were directed to our seats by smiling, well-dressed student ushers.
There was a constant bustle of activity, and as I sat among the other awardees. idly
leafing through my program — I couldn't help but wonder, would this Founder's Day
be different from those of previous years? A new room in a sparkling building, newly
appointed deans and a greatly improved DVC Band under the direction of Jay
Durner — a much welcomed addition to our staff — would these enhance an other-
wise tedious ceremony? The answer — yes!
Oh. there were the usual staff processional (all of our profs trying to look stern and
serious in their black gowns), the invocation by Rabbi Jeffrey Salkin, history by Dean
Adelson. and the playing of the national anthem — but I was pleasantly surprised as
the ceremony proceeded.
Speakers kept things relatively short, the chorale and band performed well, and
the presentation of awards ran quickly and smoothly. There were many awards pre-
sented for outstanding service to the college: The Distinguished Faculty Member
award went to George F. West, from the business administration department and the
Student Government Service award to Dr Charles Weber, from the chemistry
department. The Publications award went to Diane Elwood for her work as editor of
Cornucopia and to Gerald Robbins for his work as editor of Ram Pages. DTA Out-
standing awards for junior and senior achievement were presented to George Stahl
and Steve Trostle respectively. The Founders Day award was given to Carl Vivcjldi.
our student body president, for his four years of dedicated service in all aspects of col-
lege life. Kdren Hammer was presented with an Outstanding Service award for her
many contributions to the social life of DVC as Social House Chairperson. The
Walter Riggins Memorial award, which goes to the outstanding male and female
senior athlete, was awarded to Mark S'ands and Missy Young.
There were many other awards presented for academic and athletic achievement,
including Who's Who Among Students in American Colleges and Universities and
the President's award — to the 1983-84 wrestling team for their impressive winning
record .
The Sydney J. Markovitz Equine Facility was also dedicated — a long awaited ad-
dition to our campus and curriculum. The ceremony went well and my last Founder's
Day will remain a memorable experience.
Dr. Feldstein and Mrs. S\^dr\e\j Markovitz at the dedication of the Equine
Faciliti; held before Founders ' Dai; onS unda\; . Photo Barb Taft
— Traffic Court —
Due to a minor disaster, all the appeal
forms for traffic tickets have been lost
therefore, everyone who has made out
an appeal form will have to make out
another one. This goes for anyone and
everyone who has gotten a ticket that
they think is unjust.
There is only one more traffic court left.
May 8. 12:00 to 1:00 p.m. and 4:00 to
5:(K) p.m.. so get your appeals in.
Appeal forms are available at the Se-
curity Office and must be in a week prior
to the court.
Any questions can be directed to Mr.
Pense. Mrs. Stauring. or Judge John
Gra^ul You may chose to do it now or
pay for it later
Dr. West delioering his acceptance speech.
Photo, Mel Balliet
Carl Vivaldi after receiving the
Founders' Das! Award.
Photo Barb Taft
Fascinating Facts
by Gary Mitkowski
* In Japan there is a deadly martial art,
called tessenjutsu based solely on the use
of a fan.
* Louis XIV owned 413 beds. (Think
about that one.)
•k The fear of beds is called clinophobia.
ir One-fourth of the world's population
lives on less than $200.00 a year. Ninety
million people survive on less than $75.00
a year.
* The jaws of African fire ants are used
as sutures for wounds in parts of South
Africa. After an operation is performed,
an ant is allowed to bite into the two flaps
of skin along the line of the incision. The
ant's body is then twisted off. leaving the
head with its mandible locked into the
skin like a stitch.
Take a close /oo/t What is different
in this photo'^
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Dear Editors
Thank you all so much for your ad-
vertising support of the library used book
sale. It was an unqualified success. We
had a lobby full of students anxiously
waiting for the 10:00 a.m. opening, and
happily observed that our satisfied cus-
tomers had spread the word around cam-
pus urging their friends to stop by and
look at our offerings. We have tried to
keep sale prices low so that books are af-
fordable to students; also, because we
want the books sold to people who will
read and enjoy them. Thanks again to
you and all the students who attended
the sale.
Sincerely,
J. Bitzer,
Librarian
Dear Editors
This letter concerns a problem that has
existed since I have been here at DVC
and unless something is done, will prob-
ably continue to exist. It has to do with
taking pictures at college functions and
award presentations. It seems that when-
ever there is a function of this type there
are many photographers there to take
pictures but the presenter is always in
such a position that when the recipient
received an award, his/her back is to the
audience making it impossible for the
photographer to get a decent picture.
This problem occurred at the recent
founders Day Ceremony. There were
photographers there from Ram Pages.
Yearbook, school photographers, and
photographers from the local newspaper
along with many proud parents hoping
to get a good picture of their son or
daughter but were unable to get good
pictures because of the fact that they all
had their backs to the camera. The peo-
ple responsible for holding these events
should take into consideration that there
are people out there trying to capture
these events on film and make sure that
these people (presenter and recipient)
are facing forward or at least sideways.
We school photographers are trying our
best to capture these events and make
them lasting memories but we need the
cooperation of the people involved to
make this possible. Hopefully this letter
will make the problem known and some-
thing can be done about it in the near
future, like before graduation. After all.
we're doing this for the students and the
^hool.
Sincerely,
Trying to get a good picture
PS. If you have any possible solutions to
this problem, please feel free to respond.
Address responses to Dear Editors, Raw
Pages. Box 988.
Goal Still Not Met
in Spring Bloodmohile
Many thanks to all of you who made
an effort to help us reach our goal of 200.
172 persons signed up to give; of this
number 13 were rejected, giving us a total
of 159 donors accepted.
it was a pleasure to hold the bloodmo-
hile in our Student Center — All Purpoav;
Room with all needs met. Special thanks
to Ms. Steuben and her staff, all the work
that went along with setting up and also
for making the arrangements for provid-
ing the free Pepsi and the prizes from the
student store for drawing.
Prizes were won by: John Herring, Ron
Dingle, William Hoffman Lisa Pfeiffer,
and Al Colombo.
Those awarded pins for legal donors
were: Brian Hautau, Robert Laubach.
Robert Faust, David Crater, Robert Bp-
dine, Donald Slater, Gary Post. Nick
Place. Nancy Herstine. Susan Krabisch,
Brad Hershey. Edward Schroetter. Cindy
Hingst. and Chris Reilly. A two gallons
award went to Rodney Gilbert.
A big thanks to all of you for this gift
which only you can give and in many in-
stances may mean the difference between
life or death. The tentative date for the
next bloodmobile is Wednesday. Novem-
ber 28. 1984.
Should any of you who may have
missed this bloodmobile and would like
to give locally before the end of school,
there is a bloodmobile Tuesday. May 8 at
Salem UCC in Doylestown. PA. See Mrs.
Cornell for details.
Thanks to all who gave and helped.
A.P.O.
Mrs. Cornell
CAMPUS COMMENT
by Gary Mitkowski
When I visited DVC during my incom-
ing Freshmen year. 1 arrived the week
before A-Day. I just couldn't believe how
beautiful the campus really looked. 1 was
definitely amazed. As a result. DVC be-
came my choice for undergraduate study.
However, over the last two years, I have
watched DVC tum into a dump. Presently
1 think campus looks pitiful. One would
have to be blind not to see papers and
cans blowing across campus or piling up
in some sunken spot. This is definitely
the students' fault. I hate to see campus
this way. I'm sure others agree. It would
be such an outstanding place if it were to
stay clean. Campus clean-ups are good,
but not sufficient all year round. I'm sure
the school could hire some old man to
walk around and pick up after slobs, but
all it takes from the students is a little re-
spect and a touch of care.
Mondale Beats Hart
NOT AT DVC!
By Ed Wengryn
During the Pennsylvania primary on
Tuesday Ram Pages set out to find out
how the students of Del Val would vote.
The results were surprising to say the
least.
Across the state on the Democratic
ticket Walter Mondale took 45% of the -
vote. Senator Gary Hart 33%. and Jesse
Jackson 20% . The win for Mondale was ,
if ■
expected in Pennsylvania and Hart con-
ceded by 3:00 p.m. On the Republican
ticket. President Reagan ran unopposed
and recieved all of his party delegates.
In Bucks,County. the story was a littk^
different, as Senator Gary Hart won
most of the votes. One of the few cou i-
ties in the state to be taken by Hart. At
DVC Walter Mondale would not havef
had a chance. Of the students that voted
Democratic. 70% voted for Senator Hart
only 20% for Mondale. and 10% for
Rev. Jackson.
But for Del Val that was not the only
election of the day on an overall scale of
who you would vote for for president.
President Reagan was the big winner
with 44% of the DVC vote to Hart's 36%.
Mondale's 10%. and Jackson's 7% with
2% voting other or undecided. The most
difficult and surprising thing that this
reporter had to put up with was the lack
of knowledge of the candidates; people
would not vote in the poll because they
did not know who the candidates were.
For those people I feel sorry. Walter
Mondale was Vice-President to Jimmy
Carter in 1976. Senator Gary Hart is the
man who upset Mondale's campaign
winning prime states in the New England
area. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is
noted for his achievement in bringing an
American hostage home from Syria.
What is even more pitiful is the fact that
most pole takers were undecided as to
whether President Reagan had performed
a sufficient job. This country is ours. Let's
not blow it. read a paper, watch the
news, get involved in the world around
you. DVC is nothing like the real world.
WAKE UP!
DINING OUT
Attention seafood lovers! How long
has it been since you were able to "pig
out" on all the seafood you could eat for
less than $20.00? My guest^and I were
able to enjoy this pleasure recently at
The Boston Sea Party on Route 611 in
Willow Grove. Pa.
Stepping through the door of the Bos-
ton Sea Party, you enter a pleasurable
rustic New England setting. You are then
seated and your waitress, dressed in ap-
SPRING CONCERT '84
propriate garb, explains the menu options;
The Sea Party sports the usual entree
menu of a seafood restaurant including
prime rih. New Yotk strip steak, steak
and lobster tail, stuffed sole. etc.. with
all entrees priced between $8.95 and
$15.95. The highlight of our ''Celebra-
tion of Seafood" was the Boston Sea
Party Banquet which is all you can eat
from the Chowder Bar which offered
Boston clam chowder and soup du jour,
the Salad Pier which contained every-
thing imaginable to create your own
salad masterpiece, the Cold Seafood
Pier where you can hejp yourself to all
the oysters on the half shell, damson the
half shell, shrimp, caviar, marinated her-
rin^^. and smoked salmon you want, and
finally the Hot Seafood Pier which my
guest and I found the best of all This pier
consists of spiced shrimp, baked scrod.
steamed snow crab legs, seafood creole.
mussels in herb butter, scallops poulette.
steamed clams, seafood quiche, barbe-
cued ribs, corn on the cob. and rice pilaf.
You can indulge in these piers and the
Chowder Bar for only $16.95 per per-
son . If you prefer you can purchase just
the Banquet or you can purchase the
Banquet and the entree in which case
the price of the Banquet drops to $12.95
plus the price of the entree.
My guest and I highly recommend this
dining experience but a word of caution:
the Banquet is so delicious that by the
time your entree arrives you are so full
that you can't eat it all We dined on en-
trees of prime rib and stuffed sole that
were very delicious and the size of the
portions are well worth the price.
If you're looking for a night on the
town by all means consider The Boston
Sea Party. $16.95 for all you can eat
seafood is within reach of almost every
college student. Enjoy!
i
NRBQ
On Sunday, April 15. there will be a
Rhythm and Blues Rock Concert per-
formed by NRBQ. What is NRBQ? Not a
name, it's a license plate — for a band
that's got that under the hood sound,
from rock and roll's cradle days. But
that's now. Who can tell in a couple of
months or years what could be under
the hood? Only NRBQ, the plate, is per-
manent. Who is NRBQ? Five guys who
cat a lot of peanut butter, drink a lot of
RC colas, and play a lot of joyous music.
They're known for their eclecticism — in
one set they'll run a music gamut from
the Coaster to Sunny Rollins. But they're
best known for their brand of Rock and
Roll. Such recordings as "Riding in My
Car." "Shake, Rattle, and Roll," and
"Get Rhythm " to name a few. Tickets
are on sale in the Dean's Office:
Students - $2.00
V vjGeneral Admission — $5.0()
-The place is the James Work Gym-
nasium. Concert time will be 9:30 p.m.
You may also purchase tickets at the
door.
Concert to be held at
DVC - Sunday, April 15
Chip Franklin at last Tuescla\^'s
coffeehouse in the Student Center.
Old Testament Tale Rejoices
on City Line Stage
[. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreomcoat opens April 18 at the City
Line Dinner Theatre,
This favorite Old Testament tale of
Joseph and the coat of many colors
comes alive in a kaleidoscope oT song
and dance written by Andrew Lloyd
Webber and Tim Rice, the creators of
Evita. Jesus Christ Superstar, and Cats.
With a musical score which varies
from country and western thro;.qh pure
Elvis with soft shoe and vaudeville
cleverly included, this fun filled and
vibrant musical is certain to be a hit with
the entire family.
Shows: Tuesday-Saturday 8 p.m. cur-
tain, 6 p.m. dinner: Sunday 7 p.m. cur-
tain. 5:.3() dinner Matinees: Wednesday
& Saturday 1 p.m. curtain. 11:30 a.m.
dinner. Sunday 2 p.m. curtain. 12:30
p.m dinner. Rates include full buffet
Discounts for groups and organiza
tions. For additional information call
879-4(XX). City Line Dinner Theatre.
42(K) City Line Avenue. Philadelphia.
PA.
LECTURE:
Agriculture in Southeast Asia
Dr. Walter Coward. Class of 1959. at
present. Professor of Rural Sociology at
Cornell University, will give a lecture on
Agriculture in Southeast Asia
The presentation will take place on
Tuesday. April 24, 1984 at 9:50a.m. in
Room 113. Feldman Agriculture Building.
Faculty and students are cordially in-
vited to attend .
Chip Franklin
by Jean Meyer
Chip Franklin returned to the stage at
Del Val last Tuesday night to perform
another fantastic show. Chip is a com-
bination of a singer and comedian and
combines his talents to perform an ex-
cellent show.
Chip opened his show with an imita-
tion of Michael Jackson and then began
to talk to his small audience. A talented
singer. Chip performed his own medley
of songs for the audience. His other
talents showed when he did impressions.
The best impression of the night was
Elvis in the grave.
Overall, the show was a great success
and I hope to see Chip Franklin next
year.
Reptile World Coming
to Delaware Valley College
Michael Shwedick's Reptile World will
be coming to Delaware Valley College
for a performance Monday. April 16 at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center.
Among the live reptiles featured in the
presentation will be members of the
crocodilian family (a rare American
crocodile and an American alligator),
constrictors (boa and pythons) , pit vipers
(rattlesnakes and copperheads), lizards
(South American green iguana and the
world's only venemous lizards, the gila
monster and Mexican beaded lizard). A
South American yellow-footed tortoise
and an Asian cobra are also featured in
the show.
Aside from discussions on the specific
animals being handled. Reptile World
will also highlight aspects and problems
of reptilian existence in our world today.
Topics such as general characteristics,
habitat, the roles of reptiles in the balance
of nature, their present status in the
world today, husbandry, conservation,
and reptiles" relative value to man are all
featured .
Ram Pages Announces:
i The next issue of Ram Pages will be
the special A-Day edition on April 28th.
Included in this issue will be A-Day, Su-
perstars, Senior Spotlight, Year in Review,
and Sports in Review as well as the regu-
lar features. Anyone wishing to contribute
to this issue is reminded that the deadline
for material is Monday, April 16th.
Rocky Horror:
A tribute to Brad and Janet
by Bill Rein
Midnight strikes as one of those hours
when only the crazies dare venture out of
house and dorm, and there seems to be
'harp increases in their numbers when
it's Friday night. Last Friday was without
exception, except that some more res-
pectable faces, like those of our own Ag-
gies, dragged themselves to the All-
Purpose Room of the Student Center to
join in a local performance of The /?oclcy
Horror Picture Show.
Rock}; Horror has been a perennial
favorite, a freak of nature, and the bane
of movie reviewers, for its almost ten-
year existence.- Some of us never had
the chance to catch it until it came to
DVC. but it seemed that a lot of the
show's followers were armed with
weapon and wor hat have become its
trademark.
Water bottles, wet newspaper, lighters,
and an almost fully memorized script
were on hand for any of us who were not
sure what was going on — and I'm sure it
will take about five more showings for
any newcomer to find that out. The
show's heroine, Janet, is the beloved.
The show's "hero" (as the credits have
him titled). Brad, is the butt of any joke
the audience has well-rehearsed to throw
at him. We're talking about a bunch of
college students speaking irreverently (to
say the least) at a movie screen! Some-
how, following some backwards-type
mid- Western, mid-seventies wedding of
their friends, Janet and Brad find their
way. after professing their own love, to
an ominous-looking "castle" in their
travels on a dark, stormy night. Little did
they know but they had stumbled upon
Dr. Frank N. Furter's Annual Transylva-
nian Convention. You can get the idea
of what might just happen in the ensuing
hour and a half.
Nonetheless, the fifties hon^or movie
spoof (and rock musical, which was born
in the heyday of Alice Cooper and what
some call "Glitter Rock") continues in ut-
ter confusion through a plot which, 1
think, maybe the writers didn't even
understand! Some of the weirdest char-
acters ever invented popped up in Rock^;
Horror, and left an impression — a
lasting impression — on any of those
who stayed awake and stared in shock!
REVIEW:
Christian Stevetis Concert
On Thursday, Aprif 5, the Christian
Fellowship sponsored a concert by the
group Christian Stevens. The group was
led by Mike, Bob, and his wife, Joan, in
which they entertained the audience with
contemporary Christian Rock music.
Some of their songs included, "The
World," "Only Jesus Can," and "Lobster
Man." in spite of the foul weather, there
was a large turnout. Unfortunately, a
large part of the DVC student body missed
out on a good time.
Dr. Zlemer
to Speak at Service
Dr.* Richard Ziemer will be one of
seven speakers at a Good Friday service
of worship to be held at First United
Church of Christ, 4th and Park Avenue.
Quakertown . Time of the service is noon
to 3:00 p.m. on April 20, 1984. Dr.
Ziemer speaks at 2:30 p.m.
Unique Awards Program
for Summer Research
in the Humanities
The National Endowment for the Hu-
manities has announced a unique grants
program for individuate under 21 to spend
a summer carrying out their own non-
credit humanities research projects. The
Younger Scholars Program will award
up to 100 grants nationally for outstand-
ing research and writing projects in such
fields as history, philosophy, and the
study of literature. These projects will be
carried out during the summer of 1985i»
The application deadline is September
15, 1984.
Award recipients will be expected td
work full time for nine weeks during the
summer, researching and writing a hu-
manities paper under the close supervi-
sion of a humanities scholar. Please note
that this is not a financial aid program,
that no academic credit should be sought
for the projects, and that competition for
these grants is rigorous. •'
For guidelines, write to: ", .
Younger Scholars Guidelines CN,'
: Rm426
■ ,7^ The National Endowmeint '"■ \
for the Humanities
Washington, D.C. 20506
Mr. Cowhig lectures on prunir^g
rose bushes at last Saturda^f's 2nd
Home Gardening Expo held at the
college . Photo/ Mel Balliet
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MEN'S TRACK
In their first home meet of the season .
the Aggies dominated Widener and
Swarthmore. grabbing first place finishes
in 15 of 17 events.
The Aggies. Al Benner was spectacu-
lar as he won the 200-meters (22.44).
the 4(X)- meters (50.77). and anchored
both the 4(X)-meter and 1600-meter relay
teams to first place finishes. Brandon
Newell, another of the many bright spots
for the Aggies captured first place finishes
in the long and triple jumps and ran the
second leg of the 400-metcr relay.
The 400- meter relay team of Bruce
Knipe. Newell. Edson Barrett, and Ben-
ner covered the distance in 43.22 while
the 1600-meter team of Barrett, George
Dimitrew. Chip Zen-, and Benner aossed
the line iii3:25.06.
Edson Barrett was the winner of the
IfK)- meter dash, while Dave Glynos cap-
tured second place in the 40O- meters.
Ken McDaid led the way in the 1500-
meters. while Ed Kuri finished second in
the event. The Aggies also finished one-
two in the 5000-meters. as Jeppe Chris-
tiansen finished ahead of Dave Spotts.
♦ Tim Ireland was the winner of the 110-
meter high hurdles while Chip Zerr and
Tyler Smith finished one-two in the 4(X)-
metcr intermediate hurdles. Dave Keich
and Chris Buckley finished first and sec-
Al Benner crosses the finish line
ahead of teammate George Dimitrew
in the 400- meter. Photo MelBalliet
ond in the high jump, both with jumps of
6-6. Also Mark Shoemaker captured a
second place finish in the pole vault for
the Aggies.
TTie weight events were also dominated
by the Aggies. Leading the way was
John Stella with a first in the shot put and
a second place finish in the discus. Steve
Trostle and Jim Flukey captured first
place finishes in the discus and javelin,
respectively, while Jim Bauzon finished
second in both the shot put and the javelin.
The Aggies will travel to Mt. St. Mary's
College in Emmitsburg. Maryland for the
Mason Dixon Relays tomorrow and will
travel to Ursinus College on Tuesday to
face Havcrford and Ursinus.
£m(7 Novak in action against Scranton on Saturda\;.
Photo Mel Balhet
BASEBALL
The Aggies opened their 1984 home
season last weekend with a game against
Swarthmore and a doubleheader again^
Scranton.
- .On Friday the Aggies pounded Swarth-
rnore. 14-6. behind the hot bat of Emil
Novak. Novak went five-for-five at the
plate, including three home runs and a
double, scoring five runs and driving in
six, The Aggies also got home runs from
shortstop Joe Cox. catcher Clay Funk,
and DH. Dave Nargoski. Righthander
Bob McEvoy gave up only three hits in
seven innings for the win. while Joe
Stevenson finished up with two innings
of strong relief.
In the first game of Saturday's twinbill,
the Aggies came up with a big five run
rally in the bottom of the seventh to nip
the Royals, 8-7. Dan Porter pitched 2^/3
innings of scoreless relief to pick up the
win. The Aggies got key hits in the seventh
from left fielder. Joe Seigenfuse and first
baseman. John Spevak.
In the second game against Scranton,
Emil Novak and T6m O'Neill stroked
two-run doubles to highlight a five-run
first inning for the Aggies, but the Royals
came back to take a 7-5 victory. Mark
Rother started on the mound for the Ag-
gies and was charged with all seven runs.
Dave Nargoski replaced Rother and hurled
three innings of scoreless relief.
Coach Frank Wolfgang is very happy
with where the Aggies are this early in
the season. "It was really nice to see us
come back like we did against Scranton
in the first game." said Wolfgang. "And
we really hit the ball well against Swarth-
more . Our pitching has been fairly strong
and our defense has been sound."
The Aggies will host Wilkes College
tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. and will host
Kings College on Tuesday
LACROSSE:
DVC Knocks Down Temple
Paul Mosey erupted with five goals to
lead the way as DVC soundly defeated
Temple 14-3.
A fine spring day brought the crowd
out to watch as Ted Mellor. Ed Draper,
and Chris Kelly each added two goals
and Doug Johnstone. Marty McMahon.
and Drew Larson each connected with
one. Temple has yet to beat DVC in the
three times they've faced off against each
other.
Gaining early control of the ball. DVC
wasted no time in securing a 5-2 half-
time advantage The second half saw a
virtual bandage of shots on the Temple
goalie, while a fine performance by the
DVC defense limited the Temple attack
and goalie Ralph Novi stopped 18 shots.
DVC is now 1-1 for the season with
their next game tomorrow at Ursinus
College (1:00 p.m.). The next DVC
home game is Thursday, April 26th
against East Stroudsburg (3:30 p.m.).
SOFTBALL
The Lady Aggies opened their 1984
season last week and now possess a 3-1
overall record (M in the MAC).
The Aggies opened the year with a
doubleheader against MAC opponent.
Upsala. In the first game, Upsala got four
runs in the first inning and went on to
defeat the Aggies 5-1. With the score
tied at three, in the seventh inning of the
second game, Vicki Keener doubled and
then moved to third on an en-or. Michele
Heffner then scored Keener on a suicide
bunt to give the Aggies a 4-3 victory.
Carol Serik went the distance for the
Aggies.
The Aggies" next game was a 5- 1 vic-
tory over Penn State Ogontz. Serik again
went the distance for the Aggies. On
Monday, the Aggies traveled to Allen -
town where they used 13 hits to defeat
the Centars 6-5. The Aggies, trailing 5-4
going into the sixth, got a double from
Vicki Keener and a single from Chris
Van Arsdalen to tie the score before a
single by Robin Shoup would put the
Aggies on top. Michele Fon^ gave up
nine hits and three earned runs in going
the distance. The Aggies got two hits
from each Carol Serik. Barb Klouser.
Robin Shoup. Vicki Keener, and Chris
Van Arsdalen in the victory.
The Lady Aggies will travel to Drew
tomorrow but will return home to face
Muhlenberg on Wednesday. They will
again take to the road on Thursday
when they will face Moravian.
GOLF
The golf team evened their record.
1 - 1 . with a 443-465 victory over Upsala
on Monday.
The Aggies were led by John Donatelli
who shot an 82. Greg Hoffstetter was
next for the Aggies with an 84 while Dan
Lynch (90). Tim Sitarik (93). and Jim
Sturm (94) rounded out the Aggie lineup
The Aggies will have a home match
on Wednesday against Muhlenberg and
Albright.
Hospital Run
Registration Forms
Registration forms for the annual
Grand View Hospital Lawn Fete Run are
available.
The event will be held June 16. starting
at 10 a.m., rain or shine, according to
race chairman Judy Rising. She and the
Pennridge Chamber of Commerce have
the entry forms.
The registration fees for the 5.4 mile
run are $4.50. prior to June 9. and $6.(X)
the day of the event. The first 200 runners
to complete the course will receive a
commemorative T-shirt, compliments of
the race sponsor. Union National Bank
of Souderton.
The age groups for both men and
women are 18 and under; 19-29: 30-39;
40-49; and 50 and older. The run starts
and finishes on the hospital grounds. A
Equestrian Team News
by Cindy Sharpe
Sunday. April 8th, the equestrian
team showed at Timber Edge Farm,
sponsored by Princeton. It was a
beautiful day to show, and the results
proved it:
Name
Place
Class
Leslie Ward
5th
Open Flat
Robin Crawford
2nd
Open Fences
Robin Crawford
4th
Open Flat
Darleen Cemohorskv
4th
Int Flat
Cherie Day
Isl
Int Fences
Claudia Krcbs
5th
Open Fences
Kris Dfmoroly
6th
Nov Fences
Kathy Gill
6th
Nov Fences
John Mefora
5th
Adv W/T
Melanie O'Neill
1st
Adv W/T
Cynthia Hardesfy
4th
Nov Flat
Pam Hojnowski
4th
Adv W/T
Robin Ebberts
2nd
Int Flat
fk)b Jones
4th
Bey W/T
Sandy Ingraham
4th
Adv W/T/C
Jenny McElroy
4th
Adv W/T/C
The treat of the day was when our
"pony woman," senior Kathy Gill, rode
in the captains class. This time it was
musical plates, Kathy did not win, but
she will leave us with a memorable ex-
p>erience. DVC was reserve high point
team for the day.
This Sunday the 15th the people who
have earned 22 points will be traveling to
regionals in Philadelphia. To the people '^
who are going to regionals — Good luck
and go for it!
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Paul Mosey ^ores one of his five goals against Temple on Sunday.
Photo/Mel BalHet
'map of the course will be provided for
registrants.
All proceeds from the race benefit the
non-profit health care facility through the*
1984 Lawn Fete committee and the
Grand View Hospital Auxiliary.
• Contact run chairman Rising by tele-
phone at 257-8326. Her mail address is
599 Diamond Street. Sellersville. PA
18960. The chamber office is located at
524 Market Street. Perkasie, PA 18944.
The telephone number there is 257-5390.
The hospital public affairs office also
has registration forms and race informa-
tion. The address there is Grand View
Hospital, 700 Lawn Avenue. Sellers-
ville. PA. The telephone number is
2.57.3611, extension 4699.
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Mer
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing,
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck.
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski,
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn,
Robert O'Connor. Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft, Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making, write P.O.
Box 988."
IM13WS12® Vsiiin(g^ (g®fln(gg(§
Vol. XVIII. No. 25
Saturday. April 28. 1984
NOTICE Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
A-Day pg 1
Editorial Comment pg 2
Senior Spotlight pg 2-3
Year In Review pg 4-5
Sports In Review pg 6
This Week's News pg 7
This Week's Sports pg 8
Beat Wishes to All SeniorsI
A-DAY '84
by G. Todd
The visual changes begin early in the
week, although the plans were developed
well in advance and much work was
done in preparation. While not studying
for exams or working on term papers,
the students, with the help of others,
transform the college campus into a fair-
grounds. Holding-pens are constructed
to display sheep, pigs, and calves; a big-
top tent is erected as a show ring for
livestock judging; food booths appear of-
fering a range of tastes from pizza and
cotton candy to milkshakes and ice
cream. The gymnasium is changed into
a flower show and classrooms become
exhibfts and displays prepared by various
clubs.
The pace hastens as the week grows
old and by the weekend the results are
seen: a two-day open house held rain or
shine at the area which serves as DVC
campus for the remainder of the year.
A- Day (standing for Agriculture Day)
is now in its 36th year and has changed
and grown tremendously since the first
A-Day was held at the National Farm
School in 1949. Since its creation.
A-Day has remained a project under-
taken by student volunteers. The con-
cept of A-Day was entirely developed by
the students and is still a student-
sponsored event operated under one
unified budget. Depending mostly on the
weather, this two-day exposition, held
on April 28th and 29th from 9 a.m. to 5
p.m. both days, will attract between 30
and 50 thousand visitors to the campus
and offers something for everyone.
Exhibits relating to the various course
offerings of the college are prepared.
Livestock are displayed and judged. A
horse show and small animal laboratory
exhibit provide more interest for the
animal lovers.
In addition to the flower show, the Or-
namental Horiculture Department pre-
sents a greenhouse display and offers for
sale, plants, bulbs, and other items for
the home garden.
One of the most entertaining exhibits is
the honey bee exhibit where care and
products are demonstrated . An art show
and photography show are also part of
the offerings.
Food stands are available to satisfy
your hunger and a chicken barbecue is
presented by the Food Industry mem-
bers. Hay and pony rides are another
option for the young. And for those feel-
ing competitive, log sawing, pie eating,
canoe jousting, and milking competition
contests will be held . Band and Chorale
concerts as well as a Drama Club pro-
duction will further entertain visitors.
It is hoped that the efforts of this year's
students will make this A-Day a most en-
joyable weekend. It is a fun time for the
entire family and provides a special en-
vironment for an outdoor weekend.
Dr. John Mertz Named
Academic Dean at DVC
Dr John Mertz has been appointed
Dean of Academic Affairs at DVC. Presi-
dent Joshua Feldstein announced April
12.
Dr. Mertz had been serving as Acting
Dean for Academic Affairs since August
15. 1983. The position became open
when Dr. Clinton Blackmon elected to
step down to devote more time to
teaching.
Dr. Mertz was one of 44 candidates
from across the nation to be considered
for the position by the College's search
committee.
'Tm delighted that I was chosen by the
committee." said Dean Mertz, 43. "1 cer-
tainly view this as a challenge. Having
recently passed through the Middle States
evaluation we got a good chance to see
how we perceive ourselves and how
other perceive us. Hopefully, we can
spring forward using that information."
Dr. Mertz. who served as an Associate
Dean for two years and an Assistant
Dean for one year, was instrumental in
developing the College's two newest ma-
jors. Agribusiness was added to the cur-
ricula in the fall of 1983 while Computer
Information Systems Management will
go on line in the fall of 1984, bringing to
1 1 the total number of majors offered by
the College.
As Dean of Academic Affairs. Dr.
Mertz will be responsible for teaching
assignments, developing academic pro-
grams, employment of new faculty
members, and faculty evaluation, among
other duties.
Photo MelBalliet
"Now that things are settled I'd like to
undertake more long-term efforts." said
Dean Mertz. "I'm particularly anxious to
see our new majors (Agribusiness and
CISM) get off the ground."
Dean Mertz also indicated he is look-
ing forward to developing a Masters pro-
gram in Agriculture some time in the
near future.
John Mertz was graduated from DVC
in 1%2 with a Bachelor of Science
degree in Biology He went on to earn
his Masters degree in Zoology from the
University of Illinois in 1964 and his
Ph.D. in Zoology from the same institu-
tion in 1967.
1984 Horticulture
Society Scholarship
The second annual Horticulture
Society Scholarship was awarded to Jim
Abma Thursday night at the Society's
Spring Banquet. Recipients of this award
must be a society member, sophomore
or junior, have a good academic average
and participate in college and society ac-
tivities. A committee of three society ad-
visors and four fellow members reviewed
the applicants and choose the winner.
Congratulations Jim on a job well done!
Other awards presented at this time
were:
Outstanding Senior
H. Bruce Hellerick
Outstanding Junior
Kathleen Herbst
Outstanding Sophomore
Kurt W, Alstede
Officers and committee representatives
were recognized with certificates.
Congratulations to all!
Photo MelBalliet
DVC Faculty and Staff
Members Honored
George F. West. Associate Professor
of Business Administration, was named
the 1984 recipient of the Distinguished
Faculty Member Award at DVC.
West was one of several faculty and
staff members honored by the College
during Founders' Day ceremonies held
in the Student Center April 8.
"It's nice to be recognized for doing
something you like to do." said West, a
resident of Doylestown. "I'm extremely
pleased to receive this award."
West joined the DVC faculty in 1%9
as an Assistant Professor. He has served
as head of the Business Division, the
Business Administration Department,
and as Acting Head of the Agribusiness
Department. West has also been part of
a wide variety of college committees.
West was graduated from Villanova
University in 1962 with a Bachelor of
Science degree in Economics. He went
on to get his MBA in Industrial Relations
from Temple University in 1969.
Before coming to DVC. West taught
at Cardinal Dougherty and West Catho-
lic High Schools in Philadelphia. He was
a founder and charter member of the
American Federation of Teachers Local
1776 there.
Since settling in Doylestown. West has
become active in the Central Bucks
Chamber of Commerce, serving on the
Board of Directors and the Executive
Committee.
West was one of six faculty members
nominated by their department for the
Distinguished Faculty Member Award.
The others were Ronald E. Johnson
(Biology), Dr. Charles W. Weber
cont'd on pg. 7. col. 4
Photo/ Mel Balliet
DVC Wins
Ambassador Award
The Central Bucks Chamber of Com-
merce presented this year's awards for
business and community service on Sat-
urday, April 14 and among the recipients
was Delaware Valley College. The col-
lege was represented by Dr. Arthur Wolf
and Dr. and Mrs. Joshua Feldstein.
The award received by the college was
the Ambassador of Bucks County Award
and was accepted by Dr. Feldstein on
behalf of the school. Upon acceptance of
the award. Dr. Feldstein said. "We owe
our presence to those who have labored
in the past — extraordinary people who
joined hands to move onward, always
onward, always progress."
This Week on
Campus
by Leslie E Blatt
SATURDAY. APRIL 28 &
SUNDAY. APRIL 29 -
A-Day, 9 a.m -5 p m. both days
MONDAY, APRIL 30 -
Baseball (A) vs. Allentown. 3 p.m
3
TUESDAY. NAY 1 -
What's better than one ctrffeehouae? ♦
TWO COFFEEHOUSES - Jay Smar «
from 11 a.m.-l p.m. in the Feldstein .^
Campus Court and Linda EUack at 9 ^
p.m. in the Student Center.
WEDNESDAY. MAY 2 -
DVC goes to the Vet to see the PI
un aqain^t Montreal
m
THURSDAY. NAY 3 -
Corrw out to see the movw 48 HouriW
8 p.m in the ^denl Center Ad mis-
ston K only $1.00.
ALSO . DTA Speaker Dr Curtis - ♦
wMch for furttier inform^ion
dl
4
HUDAY. NAY 4 -
Let's all begin our 1^ week«xl befoie
flnak at DVC's Vkieo D^u^ from 9
p.m 1 am
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4
Retrospectively
An Editorial by G. Todd
I guess we've all got it to some degree
— or at lease we're getting it. But it's a
strange sensation because you don't
know you've got it until after you've had
it. What is it? The DVC exj^erience.
I believe it all started with a letter of ac-
ceptance from DVC's Admission's Of-
fice. Sure, we'd all read about the college
and the "DVC experience" in pamphlets
and brochures from the college but what
\-Avas it? It took four years to find out, and
then once you knew what it was, it was
over.
Let me recap some highlights.
Freshman orientation — now that was
an experience within itself. There you
were, scared to death, but not letting
everyone else see that side of you, with
these total strangers (who felt just like
you did but didn't let onto the fact) on a
bus going from site to site as an upper-
classman tour guide rambled on as to
%yhat farm you were visiting and what the
land was used for and what classes you'd
have there, etc. You struggled through
the remainder of the orientation proce-
dure and it was just that, a procedure —
the first of many. My personal impres-
sion, one that has remained with me
through the past four years here, was
that unless you entered a room with a
pen or pencil you might as well not be
there. As freshmen, it was an experi-
ence: as upperclassmen, it was some-
thing to look back on each fall and
remember, turn the other way and grin
— (a necessary torture?)
Next comes Parent's Day. This is an
annual event that is held so that every-
one cleans their rooms and makes their
habitations presentable.
October is a busy month for it also
brings Homecoming. Here we find who
the dedicated workers are. They are the
students who work on the floats until
completion and then catch an hour's
sleep and they're off to the parade. The
day is filled by the parade and sports
games and as we grow from freshmen to
seniors we find ourselves knowing more
and more alumni and look forward to
this weekend. We then realize how
quickly we become one of the alumni.
Thanksgiving break always seems to
arrive just when you thought the dining
hall food was beginning to improV^L;You
feast at home, return, and realizelhat
such an observation is a fallacy.
Finals appear — the harbinger of the
semester's end. Even with the Thanks-
giving break, finals and the accompany-
ing tension and short-tempcredness pre-
pare all for a very long vacation from
DVC. You go home and are placed into
the whirlwind of last minute shoppers —
Christmas comes and you can take a
deep breath at last and relax.
Then January arrives, boredom sets in
and you even look forward to registra-
tion. The semester begins and you are
back in the swing of things in a short
time.
February is a great time for the unex-
pected, Valentine's Day arrives and who
knows what might happen if you're hit by
Cupid's arrow. Many glittering white
rocks always appear. Glittery and white
snow. That seems to have a way of ap-
pearing very often at this time too. How
many times did you take bets that school
would be cancelled, slept in for a
change, and then discover that everyone
else pulled on their boots and slipped to
class?
March is always a hectic month, being
filled with more activities, mid-terms,
spring break, and the first dinner dances
of the year. Field trips are often found
occurring also. The month breezes by
and before you know it you are thrown
into April Fool's Day.
Then the banquets start and are a
welcomed relief from the dining hall
food . Those who really get involved find
that they never have to eat at Levin's
Hall anymore for there are banquets for
EVERYTHING, clubs. R.A.'s. commit-
tees, etc.
And soon the warm weather sets in
and you find DVC taking it off and sur»?
ning. The banks of Archer as well as the
lawn area outside the dorms are soon
adorned with sunbathers and the air is
filled with the scent of suntan oil and the
sound of music from portable radios or
speakers in dorm room windows.
The month is a busy one being blessed
with Founders' Day on one weekend.
Superstars on another, usually Easter on
another, and summed up by A-D,ay on
yet another — (are we out of weekends
yet?)
Then May arrives and you only have
time to turn around to face finals and
then graduation . You look back on your
first year, your first two years, then three
years, and then on your college days as a
whole and wonder where the time went.
Remember when you "discovered"
Lake Archer, then Lake Galena? How
many times did you complain about your
roommate but then have no one to do
something with when you were there for
a weekend alone? And the parties — the
impromptu ones and the ones that were
weeks in the planning. And what to do
on a Sunday afternoon — Montgomery-
ville Mall, New Hope. Peddler's Village,^
the Mart, the Barn, the bowling alley —
we all managed to fill the time and enjoy
ourselves. And NBl, a great place to
celebrate a 21st or celebrate after
seminar. And after your 21st birthday,
how many of the area bars did you
discover?
Of course, there were the endless
hours that we spent in the library, study-
ing and working on research papers and
seminar. Will we remember? Barbra
Streisand has the answer when she sings
". . . it's the laughter we will remember,
whenever we remember the way we
were." DVC will be missed by its alumni.
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
Ronald Alexander — Ron is
a Horticulture major from Phil-
adelphia. PA. He is listed in
Who's Who Among Students
in American Universities and
Colleges as well as being a
member of DTA. the Horticul-
ture Society, the College Food
Committee, Co-chairman for
one year, a Student Government Rep. and Vice
President of Student Government. He was Presi-
dent of Inter Club Council for one year and
developed the ICC. Scholarship which will start
next year Ron was chairperson of the Senior Class
Tnp Committee for two years and was also involved
on the Board of Trustees Student Life Committee.
He was a member on the committee to choose the
Distinguished Faculty Award for two years and was
a member of the Class of 1984 Scholarship Fund
Committee during his senior year Ron was active
in football. Softball, and volleyball for much of his
college career.
Ron plans a career in marketing and sales of agri-
cultural products, a career in which he can apply all
of his experience as orchardsman, landscape assis-
tant, and with his PA Department of Agriculture
Pesticide License and Permit.
Thomas M. Benusa — An
Agronomy major from Verona.
PA.. Tom has been active in
Student Government, as a So-
cial House Rep . and as the
N AC A Convention Rep
for DVC He has also par-
ticipated in our Chorale
In sports. Tom has been in
intramural football, volleyball, floor hockey, basket-
ball, and Softball
Tom has been selected for listing in IVho s Who
James M. Burns, Jr. - Jim
is a graduating senior majoring
in Biology. Originally a Market-
ing major at St. Joseph's Uni-
versity, Jim transferred to DVC
in the fall of 1981 As a com-
r^juter. Jim SF>cnds most of his
free time off campus holding
down a job in order to meet the
college's financial demands Nevertheless, he has
attained a high academic standing, currently with a
cumulative grade point average of 4.0. Jim has also
received the Academic Achievement Award from
ttie college in 1%2, 83, and 84. In addition, Jim
was named to The National Dean's LM in 1982
and 83.
Jim's future plans include entering graduate
school, ^udying in the fiekd of Immunology, in
preparation for a career in research and teaching.
Ed ChroacinakI — In his four
years here. Ed has been in-
volved with two clubs. He was
active in the Chess Club his first
two years and has been very
actively involved with the
Biology Club all four years dur-
ing which he was A- Day Rep. ,
Vice-President, and President
of the club Athletically, he was active in four in-
tramurals for four years — football, floor hockey,
volleyball, and basketball Ed 'has also played varsi-
ty baseball for four years and will receive his fourth
letter at the end of this season Academically, he
has been on The Dean's List for seven semesters
and has been selected for publication in The Na-
tional Dean's List three times Ed has also been
selected for publication in Who's Who. During the
summer months he worked full time during the day
and then coached a little league baseball team
when he was not playing a game.
Beth Claypoole - Beth,
who is from Cranford. N.J., is
an Animal Husbandry major
who is a member of Who's
Who She was a Student
Government Social House
Rep. 1980-81, ICC Vice-
President 1983-84, and an
R.A from 1981-84 with which
she was a member of both the Resident Selection
Committee and RAEC these past two semesters
Beth has been an active member of Block and Bri-
dle, Intercollegiate Livestock Judging Team,
ST. FA, and 4-H where she held the offices of
Secretary and President She has also been Renew
Moderator at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel.
Beth's future plans include the Master's program
at University of Maryland in Rumincnt Nutrition
with thesis employment at Bettsville Agricultural
Research Center
MaHlda H. Docalovich -
Tillie is our recognizable Class
Senate Rep and Varaty Cheer-
leading Captain who has been
listed in Who's Who A Food
Industry major, she not only
has been treasurer of the F.I.
Club, Gleaner Rep , and R.A.,
but Tillie has been affiliated
with International Food Technokigy and has wwked
extensively in horticulture, especially with her work
in the Benjamin Franklin Partnership Research
Project in Hydroponics Analysis
Tillie hopes to apply her background in chemistry,
miCTobiokjgy, and practical food processing tech-
nique in a position of quality control or product
development.
Robert Erlemeier — Rob is a
Food Industry major from Spring
Grove. PA He is a member of
DTA and is currently President
of the Food Industry Club and
is also the A -Day Rep for the
club. He was a member of the
Adventure Club his freshman
and sophomore years, serving
as ICC. Rep. freshman year He received the
Class of '77 Recognition Award last year. During
his freshman year he ran track and served as Assis-
tant Swim Coach at C B West Rob also partici-
pated in SuF>erstars his sophomore and junior
years, serving as an official his senior year He hat
also played intramural hockey and Softball for three
years and basketball for four years His interests in-
clude biking, running, swimming, and racquetball.
Carolyn Falkowski is an
Animal Husbandry major who
has been involved in the Block
and Bridle Club for four years.
She was an active member of
FFA, and was President for
two years. Carolyn also was a
member of DTA, where she
was Treasurer for two years.
Other activities include: Lab Animal Club, Equine
Club, College Drill Team, and also the Floral Socie
ty. Carolyn was listed in Who's Who and has been
on The Dean's List.
Carolyn's future plans include travel to New
Zealand to observe agricultural production in
another culture She also hopes to get involved in
agricultural education.
Robert Faust has been very
active in sports during his four
years here at DVC Robert was
a member of the ctoss country
team and the track team He
has also been involved in intra-
mural volleyball, basketball,
and Softball Bob was Secretary
of his class in his junior year
He has been a member of the Biobgy Club for the
last three years The highlight of Bob's senior year
was being named to Who's Who
Janet L. Graham - Janet is
an Agronomy major from
Chen^ Hill. N.J. She has
made The Dean's List every
semester and received the an
nual Liberal Arts Award Schol-
arship for 1983 for being the
first semester senior with the
highest cum in Liberal Arts
courses. She was a member of the Adventure Club
and participated in Soil Judging and Christian
Fellowship
Janet is engaged to senior Horticulture major
Lawrence Sioma She enjoys fishing, canoeing,
and photography. In June, 1984, she will start
working towards her Master's degree in Plant
3recding at the University of Delaware
Karen Jean Hammer — A
Philadelphia native, Karen ^
an Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscape major who received
the Who's Who Outstanding
Service Award She has been
in the Student Government for
four years as a Social House
Rep and Chairp>€rson. an A-
Day Rower Show Chairperson, and has partici-
pated in the Philadelphia Flower Show Karen has
been a member of the Landscape- Nursery Club
and the Adventure Club She has traveled the US
extensively in her appreciation of hiking, camping,
and backpacking
After graduating, Karen will continue workir>g in
her own business related to landscape design,
maintenance, and planting.
Michael A. Harbold - Mike
is an Agronomy major and a
Business Administration minor
who is in his second year as a
member of the American Soci-
ety of Agronomy. A scholar/
athlete. Mike is a member of
Who's Who. a 2>/2 year R.A
(and Student Government R A
Rep.), and a varsity football player for four years (as
defensive back) He won fir^ prize for his 1982
A Day exhibit on small grains.
In his future, Mike will begin cmpbyment with
Crop Production. Inc . in Newark, N J where he
will apply his experience in ayonomy
Dear Editors,
As seniors, we feel it is necessary to
address the topic of A-Day and the now
ever increasing problems which are asso-
ciated with it. The College catalog says
that A-Day is an annual student-planned
and organized science and agriculture
exposition, requiring many months of
preparation on behalf of the students.
However, over the past four years, we
have noticed that the student participa-
tion which always was lacking has deteri-
orated to an even greater extent.
We believe that the problem is the
result of many factors, the first being a
general feeling of apathy on behalf of
many students toward A-Day in general.
A second reason appears to be a greater
priority to party, which is very obvious by
the large attendance at parties, but the
lack of participation before, during, and
after A-Day. A final reason seems to be a
general lack of support for clubs which in
turn results in a poorer organized, staffed,
and successful event.
It should be understood that the pur-
pose of this letter is not to attack partying
or other activities not directly related to
the big weekend. What we do want to
point out is the misdirection of priorities
and carefree attitudes of many students
toward our College's main community
attraction. Our feelings about this lack of
concern among many of our fellow stu-
dents are of despair, frustration, and to
some extent, anger, particulary because
we know for a fact that for the last couple
of years A-Day has been running on a
significant shortage of student help.
What compounds our frustration farther
is our observation of students' plans and
actions for this weekend. Students' plans
Dear Editor,
We would like to use this space for a
good reason, that being to recognize two
people of the campus family who prob-
ably are not known by many, mainly
because they do not carry heavy titles
nor are usually seen in the lime light.
Editors, we feel the desire to express
our sincere appreciation to Larry and Pat
Lyford who. as the Berkowitz girls know,
are Community Coordinators, and as
Christian Fellowship members know, are
club advisors.
We, as seniors in the fellowship, have
known Larry and Pat for varying time
spans, and have come to know the love,
dedication, sharing, and caring that they
have expressed to anyone in need. Be-
cause we are on our last time around, we
just wish to thank them through this letter
for the patience and never ending help
and encouragement that they have given
to us. as well as many other students
throughout the entire campus. In addi-
tion, we praise the Lord for people like
them, and ask that He continually use
them in a similar, love-filled, and caring
manner that has been demonstrated.
God Bless,
Chuck, Jim. John,
Gary, Sue, Dave,
Steve, Rob, and Fred
An Officer
and a Gentleman
by Jamie Beck
Set in Seattle, Washington, this story
revolves around Zack Mayo (Richard
Gere), a nobody who wants to make
something of himself. He goes to an
Officers' Candidate School so he can fly
jets (as he puts it) . His close friend is por-
trayed by David Keith. Together, they go
through a rigid training program with the
tough drill instructor, played expertly by
Louis Gossett, Jr. Along the way, he
meets and falls in love with Paula (Debra
Winger) , who is one of the local girls.
An Officer and a Gentleman is a
realistic movie that I'm sure everyone
would enjoy, it is full of many varied
emotions and proves that you can win
over any obstacles when you truly
believe in yourself.
for the weekend range from "Nothing,"
to "Going Home," to "Sleeping off the
previous night." Actions of some of
those who do hang around are not much
better, as can be seen by the record
number of sun bathers at the dorm
"beaches," while at the same time
several hundred people stand in line for
food due to help shortages at the food
tents, and thousands of dollars are lost
because no one is willing to help with
parking.
We are in the dark, (as we suspect are
the A-Day committee members who
plan this weekend, many administration
members who have watched A-Day par-
ticipation go down hill over the years,
and probably even many visitors) as to
why very few people want to get involved
with an event like this. Sure, at times it
gets hot, dirty, frustrating, and irritating, '
but we find that planning A-Day, setting
up club exhibits, and working during the
weekend is a blast and a memorable
experience.
Up until this year, A-Day has been
totally student run. Questions persist as
to whether this weekend will be the last
of its kind. It is up to us, the STUDENTS,
to make A-Day work. What are you do-
ing to help?
Sincerely,
Steve Wiley
John B. Herring
Dear Editors
In answer to your recent editorial
regarding the difficulty of taking pictures
at college functions, 1 can offer the
following solution: If you would see me
ahead of a special event, I am sure we •
could arrange to set up a photographer
wherever he or she would like.
Sincerely,
Robert J. Tasker
; Dean of Students
N.R.B. Who?
by Leslie E. Blatt
N.R.B.Q. stands for the New Rhythm
and Blues Quartet plus their sidekicks the
Whole Wheat Horns. This unique '
group, who hails from Saugertus, New
York, plays in clubs along the east coast
in places such as the Chestnut Cabaret in
Philadelphia. N.R.B.Q. made their DVC V
appearance on Sunday, April 15 despite
much apathy from DVC students. Their
performance, which took place in the
James Work gymnasium, was basically a
dance concert. The attendance by DVC
students was pathetic as only 102 tickets
were sold. The majority of the people .
who were there appeared to have a great
time despite the small number in atten-
dance. Thanks go to Social House who
sponsored this event.
MARCUS BROTHERS
by Bill Rein
It had been forecasted to be the abrupt
end of a beautiful week of true spring-
time weather, but Friday the 13th eluded
its traditionally unlucky reputation when
Aaron and Joel Marcus came to the Dr.
Feldstein Campus Court. ^
Cloudy skies parted for most of the
lunchtime hour-and-a-half as the Marcus
Brothers relaxed and entertained the
small crowd reclining on the grass sur-
rounding the Student Center courtyard.
If the weather seemed lifeless, no prob-
lem, with electric guitars in hand, Aaron
and Joel could be heard singing, in their
trademark pure tones of easy listening
music, around this end of DVC in one of
our first outdoor coffeehouses here. It
was somewhat like FM radio in concert.
Their songs included soft rock, some
jazz. folk, and pop music in their own
style. A version of "Light My Fire" may
have rivaled Jose Feliciano's own clear
version that made this tune so popular.
Overall, the Marcus Brothers were a
nice, noiseless breakaway from the usual
lunchtime fare.
Business Faculty Member
Establishes Scholarship
Recently, Delaware Valley College
awarded the Dorothy J. McCool Memo-
rial Scholarship. It is the first business-
faculty sponsored scholarship for Busi-
ness Administration students. The schol-
arship is in the amount of five hundred
dollars and is awarded to the junior
Business Administration student with the
highest academic grade point average at
the end of the junior year fall semester.
The scholarship was established by
Mr. Edward J. McCool, a distinguished
member of the Business Administration
faculty. The scholarship is in memory ol
and named for Mr. McCool's late, bebved
wife. The scholarship represents the Mc-
Cools' idealism and commitment to intel-
lectual and moral excellence. This ideal-
ism advances the virtues of loyalty and
dedication to purpose and mission.
The scholarship recipient for the
1984-85 school year was Mr. Daniel
Glowatski, Business Administration,
Class of 1985. Mr. Glowatski is the per-
sonification of this scholarship and its
idealism.
The College and the Business Admini-
stration Department appreciate and
thank Mr. McCool for his concern,
thoughtfulness, and support which will
benefit present and future Delaware
Valley College students.
DVC Professor Guest Lecturer
at National Seminar
Dr. I. Howard Kahan, Associate Pro-
fessor of Poultry Pathology at Delaware
Valley College was a guest lecturer at the
1984 Mid-Atlantic States Avian Medicine
Seminar held in Atlantic City.
Dr Kahan teamed with Dr. Linda Sil-
verman, a Delaware Valley College
graduate and currently a second year
Resident in Avian Medicine and Patho*
logy at the University of Pennsylvania's
New Bolton Center, for two discussions
and an avian post-mortem lab.
Included among the subjects covered
by Dr. Kahan were the various causes
'and treatments of diseases in backyard
turkey flock and game birds such as
pheasants, partridges, and quail.
In the laboratory portion of the semi-
nar, Dr. Kahan demonstrated proper
techniques for performing autopsies on
various specimens.
Approximately 70 professionals at-
tended the three-day seminar, which
was sponsored by the Pennsylvania Asso-
ciation of Avian Veterinarians.
"I was pleased to be part of such a
prestigious group." said Dr. Kahan. who
is a frequent guest speaker at such
gatherings. "Anytime I have an oppor-
tunity to discuss some of the things we're
doing here at Delaware Valley College I
try to take advantage of it."
The yearly seminar was the fifth of
its kind. The stated purpose of the semi-
nar is to discuss current knowledge con-
cerning science and health for avian
veterinarians.
cont'd from pg. 1
(Chemistry), Larry D. Morris (Dairy
Husbandry), JoAnn N. Roberts (Liberal
Arts), and David E. Benner (Ornamental
Horticulture) .
Dr. Weber did receive the Student
Government Service Award. Dr. Weber
is an Associate Professor of Chemistry.
He is a graduate of the Philadelphia Col-
lege of Pharmacy and Science as well as
the University of Pennsylvania.
Five individuals were honored by the
College with a Ten -Year Service Award
for Trustees. Those recognized were
Harold Cramer, David E. Fisher, Nor-
man Oler, Arthur Poley, and Joseph
Strauss, Jr.
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Awards for Faculty Members were re-
ceived by Donald M. Meyer, Professor of
Liberal Arts and Robert S. Orr, Professor
of Chemistry.
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Awards for Staff Members were received
by H. William Craver, Director of Place-
ment and Walter Gross.
Workshop for Job Hunters
Job hunters will learn techniques for
breaking into the job market in the JOB
SEARCH CAMPAIGN, a week-long
workshop which begins May 14, 1984,
at the Center for Career Services, 1624
Locust Street In the workshop, partici-
pants work intensively on practicing in-
terviews, writing resumes, and learning
how to be creative in finding opportuni-
ties. The seminar, which meets three
hours a day for a week, costs $40. (X).
For more information, call 893-5900.
The Center for Career Services is a
division of the Jewish Employment and
Vocational Service. J.E.V.S. is a con-
stituent of the Federation of Jewish
Agencies and the United Way» . .
CLUB NEWS
Lab Animal Club
The winner of the Lab Animal Club
50/50 raffle was Pat Tokon, who won
$80.
Lab Animal Club meetings are held
the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month
at 6:30 p.m. in the Student Center Cof-
feehouse Room. . :
Equine Club
The Equine Club would like to an-
nounce that Joe Seigenfuse was the win-
ner of their drawing. The prize was a $20
"bunch of munchies." " . ■;
Dear Editors
I would like to commend DVC! The
college's chapel provided the perfect set-
ting for the exchange of wedding vows as
Sherrie Price and Francis Bianco were
married on April 21. The college grounds
were neat and complemented the beauti-
ful ceremony. Most importantly, I feel
that DVC should be thanked for sharing
the campus with its students' social life
and not just their educational time at the
college. Since both Sherrie and Fran are
DVC graduates, the college campus
added the perfect touch for their
wedding.
Sincerely,
Donna Lee Lombardi
Class of '84
Com God, Before and After
Have ifou seen the difference in these two photos? Take a close look at the left
hand. Photo/Ralph Wahl
MEN'S TRACK
by Mel Balliet
First year head coach Jim Eichorn,
who earlier in the season said he was
excited about this team, has found little
reason to do anything but get more ex-
cited as the season progresses.
On April 11th, the Aggies devastated
Moravian 113-25, taking 16 of the 17
events. These first place finishes includ-
ed Edson Banrett (100). Al Benner
(200), Dave Glynos (400), Ken McDaid
(800), Jeppe Christiansen (1500), Ed
Kuri (5000), Dan Glowatski (100-high
hurdles). Chip Zerr (400-intermediate
hurdles) , Brandon Newell (long jump
and triple jump), Chris Buckley and
Dave Keich (high jump, 6 '-7", school
record), Jim Bauzon. (javelin), John
Stella (shotput), and Steve Trostle
Idiscus). The 400-meter relay team of
Keich, Newell, Barrett, and Benner as
well as the 1600-meter team of Barrett,
Glynos, Zerr, and Benner, also got first
place.
The Aggies then traveled to Emmits-
burg, Maryland, for the Mason -Dixon
Relays. A second place finish was
gained by Chip Zerr in the 400-inter-
medlate hurdles, with teammate Tyler
Smith finishing sixth. Jeppe Christian-
sen finished third in the 10,000-metcr
while Steve Trostle was fourth in the
discus. Seventh place finishes went to
Jim Flukey in the javelin, Brandon
Newell in the triple jump, and Ed Kuri in
the 300-meter steeple chase. Ken
McDaid followed Kuri in eighth place,
while Jim Bauzon was eighth in the
javelin.
Against Ursinus and Haverford on
April 17th. the Aggies were again domi-
nant, scoring 95 points to Urinsus' 57
Photo Mel Balliet
BASEBALL
by Mel Balliet . •,
; The Aggies played three doubleheaders
In the past two weeks and posted a 4-2
mark bringing their overall record to 6-3.
On April 11th. the Aggies swept a
twinbill from the Upsala Vikings. In the
first game the Aggies used three runs in
the fifth and added two in the sixth to
come from behind for a 6-3 victory. Ed
Chroscinski went the distance on the
mound. The Aggies fell two runs behind
in the second game but used a nine-run
fifth inning to pull off a 10-3 win. Aggie
'hurler Bob McEvoy threw a two-hitter
and went the distance.
In game one against Wilkes the Aggies
again used a strong fifth inning, scoring
seven times tO' take an 8-5 victory. Joe
Cox with two hits, including a homerun.
GOLF
by Mel Balliet
"A good indication is that our scores
have come down," said first year coach
Al Wilson, who. despite his team's 2-5
record, is very pleased with their progress.
After a weather riddled early season,
the Aggies did have a busy two weeks,
playing three times against five opixs-"
nents. The Aggies dropped a tri-meet
against Ursinus (402) and FDU (418).
shooting 447 before downing Swarth-
more 460-491. The Aggies then lost a
very close meet to Muhlenberg and
Albright. The Aggies finished with a
score of 433, while the Mules scored a
425. and the Lions shot a 430.
John Donatelli and Greg Hoffstetter
have lead the Aggies consistently this
season, but Dan Lynch and Tim Sitarik
have greatly improved.
"We felt a realistic goal for this season
was to finish in the top half of the team's
in the MAC," said Wilson, but as the
team heads to MAC's this weekend,
without two of its top five players (who
are unable to make the trip due to A-Day
commitments), the team will still be look-
ing to give it their best shot. The golf
team contains only three seniors, they
are: Tcxid Hesse. Dave Murphy, and
Scott Timmins.
had four RBl's to lead the Aggies. Emil
Novak got the start on the mound and
went five strong innings before being
relieved by Dan Porter. The Aggies built
an early lead in game two. but an eight-
run fifth by the Colonels lifted them to a
14-8 decision. The Aggies did get two
RBI's from both Tom O'Neill and Dan
Porter in the loss.
: -Then, on April 17th. the Aggies split*
twinbill with Kings. In game one, the on-
ly offense the Aggies could generate was
a solo homerun by Joe Seigenfuse. The
Monarch's three-hit the Aggies and took
a 5-1 decision. A five-run third was all
the Aggies needed in game two as they
went on to a 9-3 victory. Bob McEvoy
again went all the way for the Aggies.
Dave Nargoski with three RBI's and Joe
Seigenfuse with two lead the way.
The Aggies are in action today as they
play a doubleheader at Moravian. They
will finish the season on Monday at
Allentown. The Aggies will be hit hard by
graduation as they lose: Ed Chroscinski.
Cosmo Losco. Clay Funk, John Spevak.
Tom O'Neill, and Joe Seigenfuse.
and Haverford's 29. Chris Buckley set a
new school record as he cleared 6 '-8"
in the high jump for one of the eleven
first place finishes for the Aggies. Other
top finishers for the Aggies included
Tyler Smith (110-high hurdles), Dave
Glynos (400), Edson Banrett (100),
Chip Zerr (400-intermediate hurdles),
Dave Keich (long jump), Brandon
Newell (triple jump) , John Stella (shot-
put) , and Steve Trostle (discus) . Again
the 400-meter relay team (Newell,
Keich, Barrett, and Zerr) and the
1600-meter relay team (Barrett,
Glynos, George Dimitrew, and Smith)
gained first place finishes.
The Aggies are competing at the
Penn Relays this weekend before going
onto the MAC Championships next
weekend. The Aggies will lose Bruce
Knipe, George Dimitrew, Doug Berec-
zki. Ed Kuri, and Steve Trostle to
graduation.
LACROSSE
by Mel Balliet
The DVC Lacrosse Club will be play-
ing the Masters Lacrosse Club on the
DVC soccer field on May 6th.
SOFTBALL
by Mel Balliet ^^;
. The Aggies pushed their overall record
to 7-3 as they finished the two-week
period with a 4-2 mark.
The Aggies banged out 13 hits and got
three runs from Michele Heffner as they
handed Kings a 13-1 defeat in the open-
ing game of a doubleheader. Carol Serik
provided the Aggies with strong pitching.
In the second game. Kings got five runs
in the first inning and went on to win.
The Aggies did use a four-run seventh to
close the gap but the rally fell short. 8-6.
Robin Shoup and Donna Ackerman each
scored twice for the Aggies and four
players had two hits each.
The Lady Aggies then swept a twinbill
from FDU. Taking the first game 6-1 on
the strength of a three-run first inning
and the pitching of Michele Forry.
Michele Heffner and Forry each scored
twice for the Aggies in the contest. A 5-0
victory completed the sweep, as again
the Aggies used a three-run first to bury
the Devils. Carol Serik got her fourth win
of the year as she went the distance for
the Aggies.
On Saturday the Aggies traveled to
Drew where they got three runs in the
first and a four-run explosion in the
seventh to take a 9-1 victory. The Aggies
were led by Carol Serik who got three
hits and scored twice, while notching her
fifth straight win. The Aggies also got
three hits from Vicki Keener and a two-
run performance from Michele Forry.
The Aggies closed the week with a
tough 3-2 loss to Muhlenberg. The Mules
opened a two-run lead in the fourth but
the Aggies with a seventh inning rally
tied the game, sending it into extra in-
nings, only to have Muhlenberg get the
game winner in the ninth.
The Aggies will close out their season
Wednesday against Wilkes. The Lady
Aggies will lose four players to gradua-
tion, they are: Michele Forry, Janice
McNeil. Chris Van Arsdalen. and Sandy
Yerkes.
Photo /Mel Balliet
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WOMEN'S TRACK
by Mel Balliet
The women's track team lifted their
dual-meet record to 3-1 last week with
victories over Moravian and Ursinus.
The Aggies, in their final home meet of
the season, scored 75 points while Ur-
sinus finished with 67 and Moravian with
21.
The Aggies got first place finishes from
Kim Bradshaw in the l(X)-meter hurdles,
long jump, and triple jump. Sue Kulp in
the 1500 and 3000- meter events, and
Chris Frazer who finished first in both the
200 and 400-meter dash. Kim Hack also
received a first for the Aggies in the
800-meter. »>
The team of Linda Bailey. Kim Brad-t"
shaw. Betty Postma. and Gail Cook
were the winners of the 4(X)- meter relay,
while the team of Chris Frazer. Wendy
Fields. Brenda Werner, and Bailey
finished first in the 16(X)-meter relay.
The Lady Aggies will be at Messiah
College next weekend for the MAC
Championships.
First year coach Jeanne Cranney's
team is very young and will lose only Sue
Kulp and Betty Postma to graduation.
Hhoto/Mel Balliet .
Equestrian Team News
by Megan Allen
On April 15th. thirteen members of
the Equestrian Team traveled to Monte-
sory Stables, Philadelphia, to compete in
the Intercollegiate Regional Horse Show.
Four of the members qualified for the
National Championship Show. Darlene
Cernohorsky placed 2nd in Novice Equi-
tation over fences, Cherie Day placed 1st
in Novice Equitation on the flat. Leslie
Ward placed 1st in Intermediate Equita-
tion over fences, and Megal Allen placed
1st in Intermediate Equitation on the flat.
These four riders will compete May 5th
and 6th at the National Show which will
be held at the Farm Show Complex.
Harrisburg. Congratulations to all riders
who qualified and competed at Regionals
and those going on to Nationals. If you
are looking for something to do May 5th
and /or 6th come on out to Harrisburg to
cheer our riders on. Show starts at 9
a.m. and it's FREE!
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickctt
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing.
Jean Meyer. Jamie Beck.
Bill Rein. Gary Mitkowski.
Leslie Blatt. Edward Wengryn.
Robert O'Connor. Paul Caruso
Photographers ShariKindig. Mel Balliet
Barb Taft. Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
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THE YEAR IN SPORTS
MEL BALLIET
Sports Editor
Photo/ Mel Balliet
WRESTLING
The Aggies completed their second
straight dual-meet season without a loss,
but for the second straight season were
unable to win the h4AC championships
and 125V2 points, edged the Aggies by a
mere Va of a point for the title. The Ag-
gies did have two MAC champions and a
runner-up.
Dan Canale, who finished the dual-
meet season with a perfect 12-0 record,
won the MAC title at 126 while Tony
Tarsi, with a 9-1 tnark during the season,
was an MAC champ at 134. The runner-
up for the Aggies was Bruce Stajnrajh at
158. Also representing the Aggies at Na-
tionals were Troy Marshall (11-1) at 142
and Mark Sands (12-0) at 150.
At Nationals Tarsi, Stajnrajh, Sands,
and Marshall all suffered first round
k>sses but Canale was able to finish
eighth in the nation earning him All-
American status.
The MVP for the Aggies this season
was Mark Sands.
The Aggies will be hit very hard by
graduation losing Tony Borrello, Troy
Marshall, Mark Sands, Bruce Stajnrajh.
and Tony Tarsi. Coach Bob Marshall
feels the Aggies could improve on their
string of 38 straight dual-meet victories,
but said that recruiting will be very
important.
Photo/Mel Bdhet
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
It was definitely a rebuilding year for
the Lady Aggies who were plagued with
a lack of experience, size, and numbers
this season.
The Lady Hoopsters were winless In
their 19 outings but did gain valuable
experience.
Kim Frey lead the team in scoring with
269 points and rebounding with 171.
The team's only senior and MVP, Missy
Young, scored 155 points and pulled
down 136 rebounds for second high on
the team in both categories. Michele
Heffner, In nine games, scored 120
points.
With only Young lost to graduation,
the Aggies should return more experi-
enced and with the addition of some
height and depths could turn the pro-
gram around next year.
FOOTBALL
The Aggies had high hoF>es of a fourth
straight MAC crown as the season got
underway but losses to Susquehanna,
Moravian, and Widener, as well as a
heartbreaking defeat by Lycoming,
dethroned the Aggies, Their 6-4 record
marked the fifth straight winning season
at DVC.
The Aggies ground game was led by
team MVP, Cosmo Losco, who scored
12 touchdowns and 72 points to set
single-season and career records in both
areas. Tom O'Neill guided the A^le of-
fense and completed 87 passes for 1 ,365
yards and 1 1 touchdowns. O'Neill broke
single-season and career passing yard-
age records as well as the single-season
record for completions. Tom was also
recognized by the Maxwell Club for his
play against Lycoming. ♦
Defensively the Aggies were led by
Rob Charette with 55 first hits and 69
assists, Dave Murphy, who registered 54
first hits and 54 assists, and Jim Hannon,
with 51 first hits and 63 assists.
Photo/Mel Balliet
MEN'S BASKETBALL
The Aggies opened their season by
winning the First Annual Big Brothers
Tip-Off Tournament. After opening the
season with a 6-3 record, the Aggies
dropped 13 of their last 14 games and
finished the season with a 7-17 overall
mark.
The Aggies were led again this season
by guard Jay Nichols who finished his
career with 1743 points, just 41 points
shy of the all-time career mark. Nichols
finished this season with 557 points to
pace the Aggies. Darin Poindexter lead
the team in rebounds with 238 and was
third in scoring with 247 points. Mike
McCants was the second highest scorer
for the Aggies with 258 points.
Jay Nichols was voted the team's
MVP for the second straight year.
The Cagers will lose Walt Weir, Mike
Kacergis, and Jay Nichols to graduation,
but with a good recruiting year to support
the returning talent, look for improve-
ment next season.
Photo/Mel Balliet
The Aggies will lose 14 seniors, they
are: Jim Bertuola, Clay Funk, Joe Gra-
jew$ki, Mike Harbold, John James,
Rodger Kennedy, Pat Lake, Cosmo
Losco, Dave Murphy, Tom O'Neill, Dan
Rupp, Joe Seigenfuse, Jeff Sneeringer,
and George Wajda.
"At times this season was frustrating,"
said Coach Al Wilson. "I don't believe in
a big carry over from one season to the
next. But. I think the guys who are back
next year will understand better what it
takes to be a winner every time they go
out on the field."
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Men's cross country wound up an im-
pressive 9-3 season with an eighth place
finish at the MAC Championships.
Ed Kuri, despite a 15th place finish at
MAC's, pounced back to finish seventh
at Reglonals and earn a trip to Nationals.
At Nationals, Kuri finished a very res-
pectable 91st place.
Other Aggie finishers at MAC's included
Jeppe Christiansen (8th), Ken McDaid
(31st), Dave Spotts (77th), and Don
Billett (106th). At Regionals, the Hamers
finished 11th as a team, while Kuri was
again followed by Christiansen (37th),
McDaid (55th), Spotts (110th), and
Billett (129th).
The only senior on this season's team
was Ed Kuri who was also named the
team's MVP.
"We had a good season," said Coach
Robert Berthold, who added, "1 am op-
timistic about next year. We have a
number of quality runners returning."
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SOCCER
The soccer team ended their season
with a 6-9 record and will be hit very
hard by graduation.
The Aggies will lose Tony Borrelo,
John Dull, Scott Kline, Suren Pakhtigian,
Tony Tarsi, and Ken Zanzalari, all of
whom started for the Aggies this past
season. "We \oie five excellent soccer
players," said Coach Bob Marshall.
The outstanding offensive player this
season was Cary Gilbert who lead the
team with 10 goals while the outstanding
defensive player and MVP awards went
to Tony Borrelo.
"We had some good young players
really develop," said Coach Marshall,
"but we have a lot of inexperience com-
ing back."
FIELD HOCKEY
The Lady Stickers finished the 1983
season with a 4-7-1 record but with a few
breaks could have had a very good
season.
Carol Serik led the Aggies in scoring
with five goals. She was followed by
MVP Nancy Brake with four and Kelly
Kerner with three. Kemer led the team
with 25 shots on goal while Serik had 24
and Brake finished with 20. Janice
McNeil, minding the nets for nine games,
had 22 saves.
"Our defense played exceptionally
well all season," said Coach Peggy
Vellner. "Our problem was in scoring
goals."
The Aggies will lose Kelly Kerner.
Donna George, and Janice McNeil to
graduation.
Photoy Mel Balliet
VOLLEYBALL
Under the direction of first year coach
Deb Chivalette, the volleyball team con-
tinued to improve this season and finished
the year with an impressive 9-5 record.
The Lady Spikers will lose Missy
Young. Michele Forry, Louann Spieker.
and Wanda Perugini to graduation, but
will return a large number of this season's
team.
Missy Young was named to the MAC
All-Conference Team and was awarded
the team's MVP Award for her fine
season.
Photo / Mel Bollivt
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Under the direction of first year coach,
Jeanne Cranney, the Lady Harriers
compiled a 6-3 record during the dual-
meet season.
The Aggies ran very well all year and
showed a very balanced attack as no one
runner dominated the season. Lost to
graduation will be Sue Kulp and MVP
Brenda Givler. but returning will be a
host of runners including Kate Marini.
Kim Hack, Wendy Fields, Chris Frazer,
Tana Hawes. Donna Hoover, Kim Brad-
shaw, and Ester Guenther. With this
wealth of returnees, this team could be
very impressive next season.
Photo/ Mel Balliet
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
H. Bruce Hellerick - H" is
a Horticulture major and has
been elected to Who's Who for
1983-84 His activities at DVC
included DTA. Student Gov
crnment (three years), Presi-
dent (one year), Horticulture
Society (four years). Vice
President (one year), and Ap
pie Judgirtg Team, where he was high individual
He has also been actively involved with 4 H, as a
National Congress Delegate and community Presi-
dent, and as President of the local Entomology
Club
"H" will pursue a career in small fruit and
vegetable production.
John B. Herring - John's
activities include two unforget
table years with the Christian
Felbwship, two busy years as
class Treasurer, one hectic one
as President, two years as an
R A , as well as Horticulture
Society, RAEC, Food Com
mittee, and Who's Who
John's future plans include working for the Lord
- what? where? . .
■^■■H Sally Jo Hofferth > Sally is
^^^H^^^H an experienced Horticulturist
^^^^^^^B listed in the Who's Who and
^^^^^^^H The Dean's List Her major has
^^^i^^^H permeated her active life at
r ^^H DVC. for instance, she has
^1 been Horticulture Sotiety Sec
■I retary. President, Photogra-
pher, (Annua/ Harvest Editor.
Apple Judge, and has been on the Scholarship
Committee of this group Sally has been awarded
by the Trevose Horticulture Society, the Horticul
ture Society Scholarship recipient, and a Horticul-
ture Society Outstanding Junior She is also licensed
in Restricted Use Pesticides
Sially hopes to apply her extensive experience tn
a future horticultural career.
Michael F. Hofmann — An
Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscaping major. Michael
also minored in Business Ad
ministration He was a founder
of the Newman Club in the fall
of "81 and was their President
the following year Michael has
been a DJ on WDVC for the
past two years, a member of DTA, Class of "84
Social House Rep during his junior and senior
years, and has been included in Who's Who for
1983-84 Michael has also been active in the high
school religious education program at Our Lady of
Mt Carmel Catholic Church in Doylestown since
his sophomore year
Kelly Kemer — An Orna-
mental Horticulture Lancfscape
major has been actively involved
as Vice President of her class
for two years and has been in-
volved with the development
of the Class of "84 Scholarship
Fund Kelly has been a mem-
ber of the varsity women's field
hockey team for four years and Captain her senior
year She has also been involved in intramural soft
ball, volleyball, and fkx)r hockey Many club ac-
tivities have been one of the highlights of Kelly's
years here at DVC. She has been involved in the
Adventure Club. Tropical Fish Club. Landscape-
Nursery Club, Lab Animal Club, and A-Day
Bruce W. Knipe — Bruce is a
Business Administration major
from Perkasie, PA. He was
select«'d for Who's Who. has
been on The Dean s List every
semester, and is a PA Institute
for CPAs Scholarship nomi
nee In the Inter-Club Council,
Bruce was Vice-President, and
in the Business Club Career Conference, fie was
Chairman. A four time letter winner, two time
NCAA qualifier, and six-time conference medalist.
Bruce has been very active in varsity indoor and
outdoor track and field and has become Captain for
1984
Bruce is looking for a position that will permit him
to demonstrate his ability in business relations —
sales, marketing, or personnel — which will provide
him experience to attain his future objective of
general management, including his desire to obtain
an MBA
Susan Kulp — A Pottstown,
PA. Dairy Husbandry ma)or.
Sue has been very active m her
four years at DVC This has
qualified her for the Who's
Who. She has been a A-Day
queen nominee from the Dairy
Hu^jandry Society, an A-Day
Dairy Show champion show-
man, and a student dairy fierdsman Sue also was
on the 1983 Dairy Judging Team
Nonetheless, Sue has also been able to join in
cross country, where she was Co-Captain, girls
track also as Co-Captain, and intramural co-ed
volleyball and floor hockey She has been a
photographer for Cornucopia. President of the
Apiary Society, and has been on the Executive
Committee of Christian Fellowship
Sue is also a committee member of the 1984
Scholarship Fund.
Deborah A. MacCullum —
A Corpus Christi, Texan, Deb
came up to DVC to attain a
B.S. in Agronomy Her expert
ence in this field has become
extensive and she worked on
an EPA-funded project involv
ing testing and monitoring of
soils treated with sludge , was a
farmhand here, and worked as a Soils and Crop
Lab Technician at Texas A&M University. During
her studies, while pulling an exceptional GPA, Deb
has been in DTA, the Agronomy Club, Apiary
ScKiety , Soil Judging Team, and has been a runner
on cross country For two years she was track
Manager,
Deb is kx)king toward a position in Agronomy
that offers advancement and challenge where she
can use her past agronomic experience
Lisa Candy Merklein — An
Animal Husbandry major from
Philadelphia, PA. Lisa has
been on The Dean's List and
has been elected to Who's
Who for the 1983-84 year.
She has served as artist, enter-
tainment reviewer, and colum-
nist for RarT\ Pages, as well as
Co-Editor for 1983-84, and has been a contributor
to The Gleaner every year Lisa participated in in-
tramural floor hockey (three years). Softball (three
years), and volleyball (two years), and was also a
member of winning Superstars' teams She has
been a member of the Adventure Club, Block and
Bridle, and the DVC Equestrian Team, and is also
proud to be a founding member of the DVC Drama
Club ("The DVC Players"). She served as Seac-
tary, Vice-President, and has been involved with
every performance from Assistant Director to sup-
porting actress to female lead — and was responsi-
ble for all artwork, from program covers to posters
Upon graduation. Lisa looks forward to obtaining
her Master's in reproductive physiology from
Virginia Tech. where she has been awarded a full
graduate assistantship; eventually she hopes to
cither obtain her Ph D. and teach, or obtain her
Veterinary degree — specializing in large animal
surgery
Suren Pakhtiglan - Suren
is a Food Industry major from
Upper Darby. PA He has been
a varsity soccer member for
four years, serving as Captain
for two years He has also
played intramural hockey for
three years, basketball for four
years, and softball for three
years. He has also served as an intramural girls
hockey coach for three years He has been a mem
ber of the Food Industry Club for three years, being
Vice President for a year and has also been active
in A Day He has also been active in the Ski Club.
Band, and has been a DJ with WDVC for two
years Outside of school. Suren has been active in
his church youth group, played church basketball
for eight years, and made Eagle Scout
After graduation. Suren is looking for a job in
production management, research and develop-
ment, or quality control in a food or food-related
company
Wanda Perugini - Wanda is
an Ornamental Horticulture
major specializing in Floricul
ture who is from Brewster,
NY She has been named to
The National Dean's List and
Who's Who She has been a
member of the varsity volley-
ball team for four years and
was named MVP in 1981 She was also named to
the District II Academic All American Volleyball
Team in 1983. She was also a women's basketball
Manager for one year
Wanda has been a member of DTA for two
years. Apiary Society for four years. College
Philadelphia Flower Show Exhibit for two years
where she served as Publications Committee Chair
man in 1984. arrd served as the ICC. Treasurer
for three years She also has participated in The
Gleaner for four years, serving as Co- Editor for
three years, and was a member of the Ornamental
Horticulture Society for four years serving as the
ICC Rep for three years and Treasurer for one
year
Gerald T. Robblns - Jerry
is an Ornamental Horticulture
major listed on Who's Who.
An active student in extra-
curricular activities, he has
been Co- Editor of Ram Pages
for two years,' Literary Editor of
the Cornucopia, Treasurer of
the Ornamental Horticulture
Society, and Secretary of the Floral ScKiety Jerry
worked in A-Day and has been on the publications,
plant material, and construction committees of the
Philadelphia Flower Show He is from Honesdale,
PA
Jerry is looking fonward to a diverse ornamental
horticulture career in management of either a
flower shop, garden center, or of greenhouse
operations, including floral design, interior plant-
scaping, or retailing and wholesaling of cut flowers.
H||H|HH Daniel E. Rupp — A Chem
^^^H|^^H istry major. Dan listed in
^^Bip^^l Who's Who. was on The
^^Kfli^^l Dean's List for all four years.
^^^^■^^I and was awarded the DVC
^Hk^^H Football Scholastic Achieve-
^E ■ ment Award for this academic
\ ^ • I record and for his four years on
varsity football Dan was also a
four-year Chemistry Club member, and played in-
tramural Softball and basketball.
As his future occupation, Dan is looking for a
position in quality control, research, or product
development in the chemical industry
Imhmhhi Michael L. Rutherford -
^^^^^^^H Mike is a Chemistry major who
^^■jjtajl^l has been included in The No
^^P^^^^H tional Dean's List publication
^l^^^^iH twice and is a member of Who i
V^W^B Who.
^^L ^^^H Though he has been an off-
l^^ft l^^H campus student here for four
years, Mike has been very ac-
tive in the DVC Band (and is currently Band Presi-
dent) He is also a member of the Chemistry Club
and has served as President and Secretary
Mike is planning to extend his educational career
4n attending graduate school for analytical chem-
istry and chemical instrumentation and hopes to
apply his interest in the growing computer field
Daniel Schwalm — Dan is
an Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscape major, R.A of
Tabor, and has been selected
for Who's Who He has been
DTA President. Gleaner Co-
Editor, and Publications Com-
mitteeman He has also been
in Christian Fellowship
Dan has also been active in the clubs associated
with his major studies — the Ornamental Horticul-
ture Society, Landscape-Nursery Club, Investment
Club — as well as other areas of his interest, like the
Martial Arts Club and Ski Club.
Other than this. Dan has also participated in var-
sity football In intramurals he has played floor
hockey, softball. and football
Outside of school. Dan supplements his income
as a Supervisor with United Parcel Service.
Jeffrey P. Sharp — Jeff is a
Biology major from Girardville.
PA He has worked for the
Residence Life Office as an
R A for three years He was a
member of the Bkxk and Bridle
Club for two years Jeff also
was active in the Biology Club
for four years, in which he was
Treasurer for two. He was active in sports, par-
ticipating in varsity fcx)tball for one year, varsity
track for three years and also intramural floor
hockey for one year.
Jeff was also listed in Who's Who.
Frederick Siegfried - A
Business Administration major
from "York, PA , Fred has been
an R A for two years (where
he was on the Executive Com-
mittee) . and has been Student
Manager of the Cafeteria Fred
was also one of the DJ's on
WDVC
In other activities, Fred has been part of Christian
Fellowship and was in the Photography Club for
one year In sports. Fred has played football and
has been on the wrestling team
Fred has now been chosen for listing in Who's
Who.
H Steven S. TrtMtle — A resi-
dent of Red Lion, PA. and an
Animal Husbarxlrv majc«', Steve
has been on The National
Dean's List for three years, as
well as the college Dean's List
for four years and is listed on
Who's Who. He also has been
a member of the Delta Tau
Alpha National Agricultural Society for two years
and is affiliated with the American Society of
Animal Scientists.
Steve has been active in such activities as varsity
track, which he Captained for two years. Block and
Bridle (President), Dairy Society, Livestock Judg-
ing, and the Lab Animal Club. He also did a Senior
Special Project on Swine Feeding Preference and
Performance
Steve is looking for a career in reproductive
research involving management, breeding, and
feeding practices.
Nary Ellen Tyson — Mary
Ellen is an Ornamental Horti-
culture major specializing in
Floriculture and has been named
to Who's Who. She has been a
member of the Ornamental
Horticulture Society, where
she was Vice-President, Band,
with which she was an ICC.
Rep , Chorale, where she served as President, and
on the staff of The Gleaner She has also been on
the Philadelphia Rower Show Committee and also
served as Inter-Club Council Seaetary.
Carl Vivaldi - Carl is an Or
namental Horticulture / Land -
scaping major, minoring in
Agronomy During his four
years at DVC. he has been in-
volved in many aspects of col-
lege life Carl has served as
Social House Rep . Treasurer
of Student Government for two
years, and is presently its President. He has been an
R.A. for two years, sat on the R A Executive Com-
mittee, and has been involved in Bkxrk and Bridle,
Horticulture Club, Landscape-Nursery Club, and
FFA Cari has been the ram mascot for three years
and is the founder of the "Band Aids" He hcis also
been active in A-Day for three years, serving as
Committee Chairman for two years, and has been
on the yearbook staff for two years.
John C. Whitbick - A
Biology major. John has been
on The Dean's List every
semester and will graduate with
a 3 87 average. His activities in-
cluded varsity soccer, intramural
softball, and Apiary Society.
John enjoys cabinet making,
bicycling, strawberry farming,
and weight lifting He will be attending the University
of Pennsylvania in the fall in their PhD program in
microbiology.
Sandra Y«ke8 — A Business
Administration major who
hopes someday to become a
certified public accountant. San-
dra has been on The Dean's List
every semester. She was the
recipient of the PA Institute of
Certified Public Accountants
Award, and the Wall St. Joijir
rvjl Award. Sandy is also a member of Who's Who.
She played varsity volleyball, softball. and basketball
here at DVC. earning Player of the Month Award in
basketball in 1980 Sandy currently holds the aD-time
leading scoring record in women's basketball She
was also a member of the 1982 womens softball
N E MA C. Championship Team.
Missy Young — Missy is a
Dairy major from Maplewcxxl,
N.J She has been named to
Who's Who and The National
Dean's List She has been an
R.A. in Berkowitz for one year
and a member of DTA for two
years, being the Vice-President
her senior year. She is also a
member of the Danry Society Missy has been active
in athletics at DVC for her four years here She has
been a member oi the varaty basketball team fcHr
three years, being Co-Captain her senior year She
was also a member of the varsity volteyball team for
four years, serving as Co-Captain for two years. She
has been named MVP for volle^ll two years, best
offensive player one year, and was named to the aO-
confererKe team one year She has also played in-
tramural fkxw hockey and softbaO iot two years.
IN REVIEW
The new horse barn was completed over the summer and dedicated at
Founders' Da^ earlier in April. Photo/G Todd
October
by Jean Meyer
If you look back at October with plea-
sant memories, you are not alone. Oc-
tober for everyone was a very busy
month that gathered many memories.
October began with a lecture on Edible
Landscape by Rosalind Creasy, who was
sponsored by The Floral Society and OH
department. Before we knew it. we were
cleaning our rooms for Parent's Day.
Our parents were treated to a nice recep-
tion in the All-Purpose Room while they
had a chance to talk to our favorite
teachers. Then they were treated to a
"real" football game, the Aggies against
Upsala, and of course we won! The real
and final memories of the month came at
Homecoming. For those who can't re-
member, the theme was "Homecoming
'83, The Place to Be." The day began
early with the parade and ended with a
dance. The big event of the day was the
dedication of the new Student Center
with the court being named after Dr.
Feldstein. The queen for Homecoming
'83 was Gale Backhus. first runner up —
Chris Pulsette. and second runner up —
June Guzikowski. .
Second runner-up June Guzikowski. Homecoming Queen Gale Backhus. and
first runner-up Chris Pulsetta enjoi;ing the Homecoming Parade.
Photo/Mel Balliet
December
by Bill Rein
Even for a relatively brief month,
December can be noted as three weeks
of almost daily social activity, ranging
from the DVC Players presentation of
The Runner Stumbles to a Christmas
Dance, Dinner, and Coffeehouse!
The focus was on DVC as Drs. Neil
Vincent and John Plummer made their
TV debut on Channel 17. in an inter-
view for a community affairs program,
our educational courses offered and the
role of agriculture in the Delaware Valley
were discussed in four days of 15-minutc
segments.
The holiday season was, of course, a
recurring theme. And December was a
month of firsts — The First Annual
Christmas Concert in the new Student
Center was the first FREE concert of its
kind and the first with FREE refreshments
afterward! (How's that for holiday spirit?)
There was a "Christmas Coffeehouse"
with John Flynn who also helped fire up
the spirit and warmth of the season with
songs under the Christmas tree in the
Cafeteria. Mr. Bill even came to the Stu-
dent Center for a day and was soon fol-
lowed by Bambi for all of our animal
lovers and sentimental students.
In sports, men's basketball opened
their season defeating Wilkes and FDU-
Madison. DVC's women's basketball
banded together a somewhat small team
with some big spirit in the opening of
their season. Our wrestlers were espe-
cially proven with their initial 4-0 record
which they earned into that much-
looked-forweird-to semester break.
September
by Leslie E. Blatt
Dr. Feldstein welcomed all students
back to DVC during the last week of
August. There were many changes
made in both administration and staff as
well as in the physical appearance of the
campus. Dr. John C. Mertz was appoint-
ed Acting Dean of Academic Affairs
while Lionel Adelson was appointed Act-
ing Dean of Student Services. Many
more additions and changes to the DVC
"family" were also announced.
The greenhouse complex got a face-
lift with the addition of a new OH wing
which contains offices and classrooms. A
new horse barn near Farm *3 was com-
pleted over the summer as were new
garden areas around campus. The big
addition to the DVC campus was the ad-
dition of the Student Center. Complete
with a snack bar, student store, game
room, offices, lounges, club roorns, and
the All -Purpose Room, this building was>
definitely an improvement made for the-
use and enjoyment of students. This
school year also brought with it the addi-
tion of a new major — Agribusiness.
Headed by department chairman George
F. West, this major combines a balanced
agriculture and business program.
There were many special activities go-
ing on around campus during the month
of September. Maureen Walsh and Ed
Sweeney each were here for coffee-
houses. Gil Eagles was once again at
DVC to (?ntertain everyone with the ex-
pertise on hypnotism and ESP. The
Floral Society presented Rosalind
Creasy, author of The Complete Book
of Edible Landscaping, to DVC and its
surrounding communities.
Dr. Wolf. Dr. Feldstein. and Mr. Middl^ton are all smiles at the dedication of
the new Student Center. ' .. Photo /Mel Balliet
November
by Jamie Beck .
Highlights of the events for November
in and around DVC included: election
day on the eighth, which ended the con-
struction of the Point Pleasant Pumping
Station. A Flashback Dance where we
heard music both past and present. A
Faculty Leg Contest where we found the .
faculty member with the best looking
legs. The girls chose their guys at the
Sadie Hawkins Dance. Meadowlark
Lemon and the Bucketeers paid us a
visit. And on November 23. we all went
home for a taste of Mom's home cooking
for Turkey Day, otherwise known as
Thanksgiving, the holiday where we give
thanks for the food, friends, and other
things we have, ., . ;,^
The DVC Band performs splendidli^ under their new director Ja\; Durner
during the first Christmas Concert in the Student Center. Photo Mel Halhet
January
by Linda Goodloe
January is the month known for cold
temiDeratures, snow storms, and bundl-
ing up. As for Ram Pages, the staff
issued one paper. Highlights included: a
review of the DVC Players in the
melodrama The Runner Stumbles, and a
review of Yentl, Barbra Streisand's long-
awaited movie. Employment was a large
area reported in the paper. According to
William Craver, Director of Placement,
"over 70 percent of our graduates are
working within their major field of
study." As always, the paper included a
calendar of the upcoming months'
events. Finally, do you remember the
photograph of Ed Wengryn curled up
next to a fireplace, still waiting for Santa?
1983 - 1984
February
Snowfall adds a serene beaut]; to Lake Archer, as frosted trees flank the newl{^
constructed, snow capped gazebo. Photo / Mel Balhet
March
by ED. Wengryn
March came in like a lion, only this
time with roars of laughter, as the DVC
Players presented their cabaret nights of
comedy. All three nights were played to
record-breaking crowds.
The first Saturday of the month meant
a night out on the town for the DVC
Junior Dinner Dance. This is also the
time Dr. Martin had his first "heart
attack" because the graphics material for
the Philadelphia Flower Show were not
ready, thus the committee started run-
ning printing, writing, and labeling shifts
till midnight.
But they weren't the only ones work-
ing late into the night, the week before
the largest indoor show in the world
keeps a lot of people awake. Thursday,
the 8th. brought a great snowfall and
heart attack *2; how was he to finish
with no classes on Friday. By midnight
Friday all was done, with Saturday's
judging awarding DVC with the Buckley
Medal for an exhibit of great merit and
educational value. The great American
mail-order ????? was a success not to
mention the dance, that night.
Wednesday, the 14th. brought Flash-
dance to DVC with a nice turn out.
(What do you expect on the Wednesday
before spring break!) The 17th-25th saw
many DVC students off and on break —
Florida here we come! (Others went to
Texas and California while some poor
souls were left here at good old DVC.)
The last week in March was a busy
one; there was a Keith Street Jazz Con-
cert on Tuesday, the movie Dark Cr\^stal
on Thursday, and close to 100 Alpha
Phi Omega Brothers to campus for a sec-
tional conference on the weekend not to
mention the highlight of the month (and
year), the Senior Dinner Dance. All of
this was to set the pace for the month of
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Once again DVC was successful at the Philadelphia Flower Show, winning the
Bucklei; Medal of the Garden Club of America for their well-laid, colorful
exhibit. Photo ShariKmdtg
May Preview
by G. Todd
To wrap up this year's activities. May
brings two coffeehouses on the 1st; Jay
Smar in the afternoon and Linda Black
in the evening. The 2nd sees DVC at the
Vet to witness the Phillies vs. Montreal
game. 48 Hours will be shown on the
3rd with a Video Dance on the 4th. The
weekend brings the Equestrian Team
Nationals, a trip to Great Adventure, and
a weekend Antique Show in the Student
Center, The next week brings an end to
classes and a beginning of finals. The
end of the week sees the Pioneer Band
perform and the seniors are off to the
Bahamas Then the 20th brings the event
that the seniors have waited four years to
see — the Class of '84 Commencement.
by Paul Caruso
The month of February, as short as it
is, was still filled with plenty of activities.
The month was brought in with the Give-
and-Take Jugglers who entertained a
good -sized crowd.
Later on in the month, the Student
Government brought in Tim Settini, a
comedy mime who kept the entire au-
dience laughing for hours. February also
saw DVC's Annual Variety Show. Col-
lege students did a great job making fools
of themselves but some people performed
especially well including the guys from
Tabor and Carolyn Brodhag who won
first place. The college also held its
Second Annual Career Day.
The biggest event of February was the
show performed by David Brenner. The
gymnasium was filled with people who
came from everywhere to see this fan-
tastic comedian.
The end of February brought on leap
year day.
Larry S. Bullock and Lisa C Merklein during a tense confrontation in the DVC
Players production of the melodrama The Runner Stumbles. Photo Mel Balltet
April
by BarbTaft
April was full of activities for the stu-
dent. If you were bored during this
month it was entirely your fault. April
began with room registration and pre-
registration for all freshman, sophomores,
and juniors. There was the Second An-
nual Bloodmobile which for the first time
in a long time didn't reach its goal There
were three coffeehouses and four movies
including Rocky Horror and An Officer
and a Gentleman. This month also saw
the Annual Founders' Day Convocation
and the dedication of the new horse
facility. And if that wasn't enough to
keep you busy, there was Superstars
weekend — despite the cold, wet
weather, everyone had a good time,
And the usual spring Campus Skate was
held during April.
The highlight of this month was the
Annual Spring Concert which this year
featured NRBQ put on by Student
Government. Some of the unusual
events held this month were Mike
Schwedick's Reptile World and the Egg
Toss. Finally this month ended with the
36th Annual student-run A-Day. April
was a very busy month; hope you all en-
joyed the wide variety of activities this
month.
Carl Vivaldi is presented with the Founders' Day Award for his dedicated service
to the college. I^oto/Mel BalHet
Dsflswaof^^siIlIlcsSf ©®flll®g®
Vol. XVIII. No. 26
Friday, May 4. 1984
NOTICE; Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Best Of Luck
To All
Graduating Seniors!
Goodbye Lines
Carofyn Talking oul m the halls. "Sl\; Fox. " rooming together,
having problems, talking a lot. MEN. New Zealar\d, and a ^eat
friend Good luck and keep in touch —.Short
P.D.C. - I want you to know that when I leave this place I
will not aay goodbye to you. Goodbye'* are too final. This
i« not an end to the tpeclal relatlonahip we have, it'a a con-
tinuation, a chance to grow within ourselve* and with each
other. I love you.
"Henr\)" - How do I gel through to vou so that I krwyw that vou
understand what I m soying' Don! ever worry that when I leave
here we'll lose touch with each other That can never happen -
i/ou mean loo much to me I will hue \/ou alwavs
YoYo. Malcolm. Petunia - You guyt are the best! What
fun we had. One of theae day* we'll all have more than a
puppy. Treaaure the memorle*. — Frankie
S G . G T . K K . N K . K D . M T . C D - Its been a great
i;ear. hope next veor will he even better Have a great summer
K D do square pegs fit in round holes'' G T do I have to answer
the phone' - L S
Shart — I can't express the meaning of our relatlonalilp.
You are more than a friend. We've been over some rocky
roads but we made It. Thanks for being there and under-
standing. Remember: Life is a CelebratlonI — Carolyn
Mac ky - /( was great to gel to know vou. I really enjoyed the lime 1
had with you (his semester and I can l wait for a super junior vear
We 11 make it that way Hope to $ee vou tyuer the surttiner (Michael
Jackson) ~ Alan
Diane and Chris - It has been nice knowing the both of
you these two years. I wish it were more. Good luck in the
future. — Jamie
limmer -~ It was a great year See vou this iummer and when ypo
bear "Think of Laura. " think of me - Love. Ron
Fred — Vn- not going to be able to say goodbye, when the
time comes. I'm not going to be able to say I love you, in as
many ways I do. I'm not going to be able to say anything,
except I'm going to miss you. I love you Fred and wish you
the best of luck at Syracuse! Just remember I'm always
here for you. Love ya Baby I - Jane
Uncle Freddie - Vouoe been much more than a prof You are
our friend You have given us our wmgs. now it's up to us (o use
them - Your non paying customers
Later to the Work T" boys. Biology. Rebels. Bllt. Dommle.
and everyone else. Sammy, you are great, and remember
HOCKEY is definitely 'lltl - Don "Lionel" Rogge
Glenn - We ve gone through a lot toyelher and hoy did we have
some fun Maybe someday you con buy me the best French On/on -
Soup in the world - Marion
Steve, Rob. Fred. John. Jim. Chuck. Dave, Gary, Sue -
Thanks for all the good times. Good luck with everything
wherever you'll be. - God Bless, Leslie
Lance Shaffer ~ You'll always be the person that I can't be -
keep in touch - When you see the mounlom and ocean, remem
ber me Hope you find what you re looking for in life - Love. A
Friend for Life
Dennis - Good luck In Mass. Try not to get a horn in your
side and learn to cook - I want a hot meal when I come
up. — Love, Mel
Cindy. Sharon, and Glenn - You re off and on your ou'n nou'
But remember you are alumni too. the APO piua hoofh ran
always us* your help - The President
Jerry - It's been two great years of corruption and good
limes. Thanks for leaving me your footsteps to follow in -
I'll do my best! Good luck and keep in touch. - Love ya,
Leslie
Animal Science Depanment - Get your harids on some expert
ence' Frankie. YoYo. and Malcolm
APO - Brothers we pulled through another year for some
of us it's all over. Let's look forward to next year and D.C.
- Your l^resident
Dear Cobba. Renee. and Vernon - Vou gals have been (he crari
es( (especially Cobba) and the kindest friends I have ever known I
will (hink of our limes together fondly - Jamie
Ulman 1st - The year has been great. You guys don't know
how much well miss you. A-week lust topped It ofll -
Love, Mel
Me/ - Its been greal talking with you' We cenainly have spent a
lltl of itme yapping each others ears off C;<x)d luck in all Hope you
find surress - Lone Leslie
N. Jcannie Meyer - Thanks for all of your help with the
Flower Show. It was deeply appreciated and all went well.
- Ed
Dear Ken - For a while we saw quite a bir of each other but limes
do gel busy, don t Ihey-" I m glad we ve had the time to shore
together and become the friends that we are I know the summer is
busy, but do loke the lirrte to 'stop and smell the roses ." -
Love. Sondy
"My best friend, do you remember? Theae are precious
moments that will stay forever. It will be difficult without
you here in September . . . but the memories will see me
through, i love you. I will remember . . ."
Leslie — hlave a great summer Rest up well, as we have a lot
ahead of us next year Keep in touch over the summer - Love.
Your CO editor
L.C.M. - Although we've been at each others throats now
and then you're still very special to me aitd always will be.
After all you were the first to know. Keep In toucli. - Love
ya, P of PAP Inc
Esther, Dawn, Sue, VIckl. ft Mary - We made it through
another great year. Hopefully next year will be a lot more
fun. Keep In touch, like last summeril Stay happy. - Love,
Kathy (Mackle)
Fred - Yo Dude, (hhhhh!) Youll be freeiing in Syracuse next
year while the freak and I raise havoc on Work Isl. All of God's
blessing for the future — Cheeks
West Campus — You are all great guys who have been
wonderful frienda to ua. For the seniors - good luck In the
future, for the rest — sec ya next year. Have a wonderful
summerl - Mlli«ir, "*
Sioffa. John. Less. Kittv. Wanda. Mii^hek. Mluy. Otfuin. Sue.
Mackle. Me/. Greg, Sandbox. Vicky, etc - Good luck next year
and always. I hof>e all of your dreams come true — Love & friend
ship. Raisin
Ducklesa - Quack. Quack, Quack. Quack. Quack.
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack,
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack. — Once
Duckful ' , ', / ,
All the special people — TTianks for making H so wonderful —
Dana
Jimmy — I Just wanted to say thank you for being there and
helping me out. Connie is one lucky girll I love you and
will miss you so much. Just don't forget us while you are
gonel - Love, Terr!
Carolyn ~ You are a truly wonderful woman: your voice belongs
on the stage, do it Working with you was the best — uie got "the
players" off to a great start, keep it up' I'll see you at "the feast, so
be prepared for a big bear hug' — Loi'e always. Lisa
Carl - What can I say? I'll miss you terribly. Don't become
a stranger. I'm still waiting for F.C.F.. S.C.F. T.C.F., etc. -
Love ya. Mo)
John. Rufus. and Wil — Now that you re going quarters It won't be
the same Good luck oul there — Ghost
Nick, Tom, A Joe — You guys are great. Have a really good
summer and behave yourselves. No Denny's at 3:00 In the
morning, o.k.? I'll sec ya next semester "Robatham Treat?"
— Love, Theresa
JES - / don't know where our roads uitH lead, but twish you the
best of things' — Love. JBH
' Chromlak - We made it In one piece - and still retained
our sanity - do you believe it? Here's to horses. The
Kinks, and our "community efforts!" I wish you and Tom-
my the best of love always. - Love. Merk
Ho - What con I say except (honks for two greal years We lie had
wild limes and sad limes but mostly great limes. Thanks for being
■there' — Love ya. Nir^a •i :^ :
MJT - Let's not say goodbye, just "se ya later J^ Fm going
to miss you a lot. so you'll have to help me through It,
Thanks for being so special! - KTD
C D Moo. Moo - It wosnt me' So have fun in the pasture this
summer - Y A F
WHCC - Even though you guys are a bunch of )erks, we all
still love ya. Come back and visit and maybe we will pre-
tend that we know you. Good luckl! - Love, BIppy
Vogurt and Granola - IVere going (o miss you at breakfast
You ve been grea( friends to both of us Good luck in the future
and keep m touch We 'II have to go out to breakfast sometime -
Kim ond Linda
Sue — We had our ups and downs but our friendship
means everything to me. Thanks for sticking by me. Next
year will be the best. - Love ya, Kate
Farewell (o (he flagpole party gang I had a blast, keep up the Iradi
lion, lusi don't bring Peppermint Schnapps
Sue, Liaa, ft Kate — Have a good one. Don't forget to come
visit me this summer. We will have a massive party being
stupid. - Mo)
Carol - Hey. bestesi buddy Have a good vacation Remember
your friends, o k ^ Lets road trip it (his summer Moybe (o
Canada - Love. Ralph
Lumpy - Thanka for the memories. You're a great friend
and I'll miss ya. Remember "Strawberry Fields Forever." -
Love, your successor, Mo)
Michael - I could never say goodbye to you - you re in my heart
Thanks for the long walks, deep talks, and warm hugs "Some
times (he touch of a friend is enough you re a hold oul. well,
I m a hold oul (oo ' and I love you my friend — Lisa
Jimmy. Bruce, Pat. Nick. Dennis. Frank. Bob, Joe R. - To
our "big brothers" who helped three freshmen "adjust."
They've been three great years well never forget. Thanks^
for everything, we'll miss you and we love all you guys.
Wishing you all happiness and success In everything. -
Love. Terri. Nancy, ft Mary
Cindy - If you plan to h$e uieighl you are gonna need a ht of
help You're gonna have to stop competing with the football
players You re already past most of them - SAFW (Society
Against Fat Wonner\)
Carl (Gootch) - It's been awhile In coming, but it's finally
here. Good luck In Ohio and in everything you do. I'll really
miss you. Keep In touch. - Love, Raisin
Botihy. Lynny Johnny Shodesy. and all other soph Bio majors
- Hope you all have a fun summer and slay out of trouble Good
lurk iDith finals and stay in touch' - Kathy Mix
To the four ortglnal members of the P.B.G. - We leave
here with pickled livers and forever hating the sight of
PBPC, but well always fondly remember the epiaodes with
the whip and the bandanas. To those remaining it's up to
you to carry on the traditions.
Jane - To the d eepest person I know. Maybe sometime
the frog will be eating tab and tunafiah and carrying a
koala. Keep in touch. - Sharl
Greg - /'// never forget those nights when Garfield died 1 always
thought it was strange how he'd miraculously recover, though, the
next morning Will always remember the nights your bed squeeked
with "who was it last nighf'" Have a good summer - Simple
P.D.C. - "There's someone who must hear the words I've
spoken. Tonight if you were here my silence would be
broken. I need you to touch me - to know the love that's
In my heart — the aame heart that tells me to see myself,
to free myself, to be myself at last!"
The banana man — / will always cherish the special moments tue
had All my love ond wishes for future success — Baby
Ulman 2nd — Thanka a lot for always being there and
watching out for me. Good luck and take care! — Love,
Brian's little sister
The K/uli - This is your second time in ai9<^ole was it that much
fun the first time? Good luck in Dakota, you just may need it Think
of all of us now and then - Ed
Elagnus Pungens — We've shared so much, you and I.
We're sisters of the heart. Though we follow different
paths, you will always be part of my life - I'll never be too
far away. What more can I say? Nobody does It better! I
love you kiddo. — Asilaceae
Raisen - Here ya go Good luck and thanks for allthe picturtt, 'i^.-
Moj -. .-:': :,;.';
Sister Cobba Marie - You have been such a good friend to
me, I will miss you so much. Remember all the good times,
we had, I know you will. Lots of luck and lots of Iov«.<r>
Beans
Bards. Cos. Tony. Tom. Bob. and Ron — Good luck when you
get out of DVC land Don't forget to come back to visit Miss ya
already' — Lone. Sue
Deb, Jen, Karen, Vicky, Donna, and Karen - Thanks for
the friendship and the fun. Hope you're ready for the Ba-
hamas. Keep in touch!! - Love, Kel
Bobert. Ingo. Ben. Scott. Let. Ken. and others — Stay cool and
have a greal summer' Thanks for all the great times over the post
year' See ya next year! - Love. Cindy D
S.G. - Hey "bird-breath," How are you? See you during the
summer. Don't let Sharon bother you. Just have fun. -
L.S.
Lisa — Thanks /or a semester thai /uiiWneuer/orget Keep Smilir%gl
— / love you. Tim
Pam - Hang In there! Or should I be telling myself the
same? Have a nice summer! — Lisa
The Ulman first crowd - Thanks for the sunrises, the laughs, and
the fun Best of luck to all' - Kelly and Steve
Jerry - Hope that we will be having lunch in NYC aitd
looking at familiar faces in GQ. Keep In touch. - Sharl
Carl (Gootch) - Hope I make you proud' Good luck in all you do
— stay wild and craty! - Congratulations. Sue
Joe (N.B.) - I hate the thought of you leaving, but i wish
you the best of luck in everything. I'm going to miss you!
3-8-1! - Love ya, Lisa
LA Y T O N - Say bellow to Barbara and keep in touch Re
member to /oin the NJ Farm Bureau, you freaki God bless and take
care of yourself — Cheeks
Steve-O - Never forget "TImmlns did It," Deb Hoffman,
our sophomore pound I, and aunrises. Thanks for being
there. - Rape
All my friends I love so much — You guys (and gals) are more like
family than friends I'll never forget the greal times we ve had Lets
keep m touch - Ron A
Paul - The dinner dance was greal — loved your shoes and
everything else that is big and red. - Mug-runcher
My other roommate. Murph - I love ya lots and I enjoyed having
you as a roommate It made (his year memorable - and dlffererH'
You re welcome anytime and III miss you rwl being around. —
Love. Kale
Uura - FYVM! BYTYI GMOOH! Don't ever forget all the
fun we had. I hope we'll always be friends. OK? - Sandy
Mrs W - You truly made Del Val a home - Thank you for
everything' - Love you. Lisa
Traill - I hope to see lots of you In the coming years since
we'll be living so close. Give my best to Pat and Jerry.
Keep In touch. - Love, Gloria
My roommate Cindy — Our room was a disaster this year let's
have It fixed up when we gel back Have a fun summer and
remember all the good limes we hadi — Karen
Tony - Fm glad I got to know you. Have fun in the Bahamas
and good luck to you and Sandy. — Tracy
DVC — Lm getting further with my body than I ever did here with
my brains - G Todd
Berk 2nd aeniors - You all are great! Good luck In every-
thing! We will miss you next year! - A Berk 2nd )unior
Deor Muff — It goes u,i(hout saying, but (his is the best year I've
ever had — heres (o more" - Love you. Sue
Mike — I would like you to read this goodbye line - If you
vill. Have a great summer. - Nancy
Linda J — LOOK I wrote a goodbye line, but I couldn ( afford one
/or my friends Also, can I bwroui your f^one riexf year' 221
Bin — Well, we've gotten through three, now for the final
chapter. Here's looking forward to a great year. - Love ya
— Bic
Scott - n miss you next year h won I be the same without you
here with me You re a very special person remember that -Pam
Andrew — Mere words could never explain how I feel for
you. This year has been the best ever and it's all because of
you. Without you my life would be empty. — I'll always
love you! Terri
Robin. Irene. Moj. Ten. Lisa. Sandy, Sue. and Kate - Have a
great summer girls and get ready Del Val here comet the class of
1985 - Your Treasurer
Kelly - Even though it's goodbye for now - it's )ust the
beginning. - All my love, Steve
"Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime We'll take the best,
forget the rest, and someday we 'II find these are the best of time* "
Lance - Hamburger? No way - at least prime rib. Thanks
I needed that! - Helen
Pom D. - Over a ka of mUes ^,/ou've been a great friend and Til
miss you Good luck in euerx thing you do - Keep in touch -
Loi^e. Nancy (Your lravellr'4 i >mpanion)
Bob, Tom, Ron. Eric, Sharpy. Mark, and Bold — Thanks for
being friends. I'll miss you alt. - Lots of love. Sue
Doc Weber - Thanks for ji <iurhelp I owe you one Maybelll
pay you back by graduahrtg an lime - Mojo
"Far beyond these castle walls where I thought I heard
Tireslaa say; Life is never what it seems and every man
must meet hie desdny."
After my picture feces ond do'kness has turned lo gray. uicKchi'ng
(hrough uiindou,i — you're uondering if I'm OK Secrets stolen
from deep inside the drum beats oul of time -
Robin. Anne, Tess, Mo), and Lisa - I'lp looking forward to
next year. This year was great and next year will be fan-
tastic. Yee-hah! - Love. Kate
Tim Once I thought my innocence was gone, now I know 'hat
happiness goes on, that's where you found me. when you put your
omij around me - and I intend to hojd you for the longest time . . •
. — Hove you. Lisa
Robin and Anne — Be good this summer and remember
"Do not hang head when head is well hung." Have a good
one a keep one. E.D.S.2 ing. - Moj
Suzy Q — This past year has been something to hold on to forever
Doni forget the weekly readings and the short stories What a blast
•* ftt's do it again Keep in touch' — Love ya. Nina
My Wolfson family - We've grown so close In so little
time. I hope next semester we can resume our friendships.
— All my love, Dana
Vou bake apples too' - Bobs , ' . .
Bardo, Cos, Mug, and Emie — Good luck guys In the
future. N.B.I, won't be the same without you. Mug "we're
not getting along." Come back and visit a lot. — Love,
Theresa
Guien. Ken. Scott. Lee. etc — You all better have a good summer
and plan some more "adventure" for next year You're a great
bunch See ya' — Karen
Willie - You've been a good friend and we've "pulled"
each other through some "hard" times. Tell the one who
you are closest to that I love him very much! - Jerry's kid
WHCC - Good luck guys' Remember to hove some good limes
for us IVe re all gonna miss you - Lisa. Sue. Grace and Lindo
Ms. Sprague - My we've been through a lot, haven't we? It
seems like Just yesterday that we had our first "taste" of
Del Val . . . Exploring, running in the rain, GHR's, the
"spoiled rat" ... I always knew we'd make it through,
didn't you? - Love you, Ms. Merklein
Diane (mom) - Thanks for being my best friend here Vou ue
been there when I needed advice and wanted to talk Have a great
lime in Europe and good luck' Come visit you poof — Tracy (your
u'onderful daughter)
Dave - Beaver - Fm glad we're friends. See you this sum-
mer. Make aure you call. — K.K.
Kelly. Jen Deb. Vicki, and Karen - Thanks for making us feel
welcome You guys have been a good part of our three years
Have a wild lime in (he Bahamas' - Love. Nancy Mary. Tern
and Mel
Chris and Tyson - Next year won't be the same without
you guys. Who will I play hockey with Tyson? And Chris -
Where's the pumpkin? - Love, Mel
Dave O " Vou always put a smi/e on my face and seem to know
the right thing lo say I only wish it could have haffpened sooner so
I wasn t saying goodbye so soon after the Stan of such a beautiful
friendship Please keep m touch' — Love yo. Tern
Deb and Gale — Thanks for being there and putting up
with me. Good luck to both of you and have i very happy
life — you both deserve it! — Love, Raisin
Ginny. Karen. Karen. Tracy, and Amy - Thanks lo you guys this
year has been lots of fun Good luck next year and keep in touch
- Love, Mom
My little - You are everything Tve alwaya wanted
and need — I'm looking forward to many happy years
together. I love you baby!!! - Your big
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Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
As the 1983-84 school year draws
to an end, so does the year for Ram
Pages. I hope that we, the editors,
have accomplished our goal of bring-
ing current news of the area and the
DVC community to the DVC family. I
would also like to announce next year's
editors. Co-editors will be Leslie Blatt
and Paul Caruso. Photography editor
will be Linda Goodloe and Gene Bless-
ing will hold the position of sports
editor. Many active seniors are leaving
but we are leaving our footsteps,
follow in them, then better yourselves
and excel.
Gerald T. Robbins
Dear Editors
The Horticulture Society would like to
take this moment to thank the Agronomy
Club, Block and Bridle, Future Farmers
of America, and the Floral Society for
producing a new and original display for
A-Day. (As the A-Day committee and
administration had requested.) We would
hope in future years that the other clubs
would follow this lead by creating a new
and original display. In addition, we
have spoken with several members of
the A-Day committee and let our griev-
ance be known. We thank the A-Day
committee for taking measures to correct
this problem. The A-Day committee in-
structed the A-Day photographer to take
pictures of all club displays. Next year
(A-Day 1985} the judges will be shown
this year's photographs of the clubs' ex-
hibits. If the exhibits are the same the
clubs will be disqualified from competi-
tion. We feel these measures as well as
others are needed to combat this prob-
lem. We feel through these changes that
the spirit of A-Day and competition will
be restored.
Sincerely,
James A. Abma
President
H. Bruce Hellerick
. Vice-President
Horticulture Society
Dear Editors
Spring break has come and gone . . .
Founder's Day has come and gone . . .,
A-Day has come and gone . . .
The potholes have come, but when do
they go? This summer when the majority
of students are gone or right before
graduation? Yes! The small potholes
beside Samuel Hall were fixed, but not
the two huge holes in the student parking
lot. This problem has been in the Student
Government minutes several times, but
to no avail. How long will it take for them
to be fixed? HELP!!
Sincerely,
Pothole Dodger
Attention Students!
In reference to the memo sent by Mr.
Zenko, Residence Life Office, regarding
removal of unwanted furnishing in rooms,
there is an alternative solution.
The college has planned to have large
dumpsters placed in appropriate areas
around campus for the removal of all un-
wanted furniture and trash . In the event
that the dumpsters do not arrive in time,
unwanted furnishings are to be placed in
the area where regular trash is picked up
from each dorm. Students are advised to
keep all furniture in one piece as much as
possible.
If a student needs more trash bags to
discard unwanted material, they may get
them from their R.A. It is the student's
responsibility to place extra trash bags
outside their dorms where regular trash is
picked up.
Students are advised to adhere to these
regulations or appropriate fines will be
levied. It will be appreciated if students
follow these regulations to help in the
clean-up from A-Day and preparation
for graduation.
Dear Editors
As an active student of Del Val for three
years I have observed many frustrating
problems with the advancement of the
college. With the rapid progression of to-
day's society, a small institution like Del
Val must change even faster. Along with
any advancements must stem proper ob-
jectives and goals which are flexible
enough to change with the times but must
also be specific.
Presently enrolled as a Dairy major I
have chosen Business Organization and
Management as an elective, a course 1
highly recommend for everyone. As I
proceed through this course I am realizing
the importance of organization to run an
effective business or college. As I apply
my knowledge of Management by Objec-
tive (MBO) I wonder where the objectives
and goals of this college are headed.
With the sometimes extreme decisions
made by administration I wonder if they
realize their targets.
The definition of MBO provides for the
performance of managers to be judged
on the basis of their success in achieving
objectives established with superiors.
These performances may easily be trans-
formed into the success of professors with
the incorporation of new ideas^„ ■
For MBO to develop, efforts must be
focused upon the goals to be achieved,
rather than the activities performed to
achieve those goals. When all your efforts
are focused on how things appear, your
goals to achieve become destroyed. Too
often this college frowns upon a goal
because it fears the activity to achieve the
goal. If this college wants to progress, it
must loosen its straps on college personnel
and students and let them seek out their
goals.
Along with the MBO system the Theory
Y system also seems to go hand-in-hand
with an institution like Del Val. Theory Y
system is a people-centered approach.
And I couldn't think of a more appropriate
place for people than a college. Theory
Y is a system of defined responsibilities
with a degree of imagination and creati-
vity. It also rewards accomplishments by
objectives. Theory Y promotes group
creativity and communication. Theory Y
and MBO seem to be the most intelligent,
efficient systems to operate a business or
college.
Now that 1 have expressed my obser-
vations, I strongly urge the college ad-
ministration to evaluate the objectives
and goals of this college, and to take a
firm stance on their goals and objectives
with minimal fluctuation in the future.
And as students, let's all hope that those
goals are for a more progressive future
for the college.
Signed,
Neil Kratzer
Maxwell Club to Sponsor
Sports Medicine Seminar
The Robert W. Maxwell Memorial
Football Club, Inc. will sponsor a Sports
Medicine Seminar at Delaware Valley
College on Sunday, June 3.
The seminar is intended for athletic
trainers, coaches, physical education in-
structors, high school and college stu-
dent trainers as well as other allied health
personnel. The Seminar will provide parti-
cipants with information that will enable
them to recognize and manage the prob-
lems associated with sports injuries.
Jack Foley, A.T.,C., the Head Athletic
Trainer at Delaware Valley College, will
serve as Program Director.
"We are pleased to be able to sponsor
this program," said Francis J. (Reds) Bag-
nell, President of the Maxwell Club.
"Sports Medicine is an extremely impor-
tant topic today It's something that every-
one, from the youth league level on up,
ought to be aware of."
The Seminar will be held in the Student
Center from 8:30 a.m. until 4 p.m.
There will be a $10 materials and work-
shop cost for all registrants.
Some of the topics to be covered in
the Seminar are: "Evaluation of the In-
jured Athlete," "The Role of Diagnostic
Dear Editors
We hear that DVC is not like the "real
world" and after seeing the student apathy
this past weekend I would hope that this
is true. A-Day is a student-organized, stu-
dent-run weekend and requires the stu-
dent body as a whole to participate in
making this event work.
A-Day is not just one big party as many
students seem to believe. A number of
people have worked very hard all year to
make this weekend the success that it is,
but why should this small group sacrifice
their time and effort for the good of those
who do nothing.
I have been very negative to this point.
I should be congratulating the p)eoplc who
organized the event, worked in the booths,
helped to set up a display, exhibited or in
some way helped to make A-Day better
for all.
It would be a shame to see this annual
event dropped or changed in any way but
without the student support it can only
continue to go downhill. This college
sells students on the ideal of "hands on
experience" and this hands on approach
is what makes this event so great.
In closing I would like to say, DVC is
like the "real world" in that to get some-
thing from it you must also give a little of
yourself. The students are what makes this
school unique and I sure hope those
who did not stay for A-Day or did not in
some capacity help in its success, realize
that they could have made this A-Day
just a little better.
Sincerely.
Mel Balliet
MOVIE REVIEW:
"Moscow on the Hudson*'
by Jamie Beck
Robin Williams stars as Vladimir Ivan-
off, a Russian saxophone player who
works in a circus. When the circus comes
to New York, Ivanoff decides to defect.
He makes this decision in, of all places,
Bloomingdales department store. He has
an Italian girlfriend and a Cuban lawyer.
He says in the movie, everyone 1 have
met is not from the U.S. This is a very
interesting movie about life in the U.S.
and Russia. See how Vladimir Ivanoff
copes with a new life in Moscow on the
Hudson.
Arthoscopy in the Management of Athletic
Knee Injuries." "Prevention and Care of
Heat Illness: Implementation of a High
School Emergency Plan." "Athletic Equip-
ment and Its Protection," and "Weight
Training for the Young Athlete." Also, in
three different workshops, leg, ankle,
and knee taping techniques as well as
flexibility work will be demonstrated.
Foley has pulled together an outstand-
ing group of professionals to speak at the
Seminar. In addition to Foley, Sandy
Hayward, A.T.C, Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Delaware Valley College, John
Davis, A.T.,C.. Assistant Athletic Trainer
at Amherst College, J. Michael Whitaker.
M.D., team physician at Delaware Valley
College and Orthopedic Surgeon at Doy-
lestown Hospital, Janet Columbro,
A.T.,C.. Assistant Athletic Trainer at the
University of Pennsylvania, Joan
Salmon, A.T.,C., Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Temple University, Randy
Baker. A.T.C, Head Athletic Trainer at
Lycoming College, Trish DelFemine.
A.T.C. Assistant Althletic Trainer at
Widener University. Paul Peloquin,
A.T.,C., Athletic Trainer for the 1983
Pan Am Games, and Tom Knorr,
A.T.C, Athletic Trainer for the United
States Soccer Federation Camps will be
among those on hand for the ^minar.
"1 think we have an excellent group,"
said Foley, who was an Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Penn before going to Delaware
Valley College. "All of these people have
plenty of experience and arc anxious to
share their knowledge with others I'm
excited about this project and I know the
people I'm working with are excited
also."
Certificates of attendance will be
awarded to all participants The Seminar
is NATA approved for .5 CEUs.
PIONEER BAND
•. The Pioneer Band of AHentown, one
of the country's oldest concert bands will
be performing in the Student Center on
Saturday night May 12 at 7:30 p.m.
The band, under the direction of Mr.
Jay A. Durner, the DVC band director,
wil be performing a variety of band
music. Featured in the program will be
the Barber of Senille Overture by
Rassini, Prelude to the Afternoon of A
Fawn by DeBussy, several selections
from Broadway shows, a tribute to Frank
Sinatra, gospel selection, and of course
the ever popular marches.
The Pioneer Band always plays some-
thing for everyone. The public is invited
to this concert at the college. Tickets, $2
for adults and $1 for senior citizens and
students, are available at the door.
Assistant Dean for
Agriculture Named
Dr. John R. Plummer has been named
Assistant Dean for Agriculture. Delaware
Vailey College President Dr. Joshua
Fcldstein announced.
# Dr. Plummer has been serving as Act-
ing Dean for Agriculture since August
15, 1983.
"We are pleased to name Dr. Plum-
mer to this very important post on cam-
pus." said Dr. Feldstein. "Dr. Plummer
has made numerous contributions to the
college over the years. I'm sure under his
leadership the agriculture-related depart-
ments of the college will continue to pro-
sper."
Dr. Plummer has been at Delaware
Valley College for the past 14 years. He
joined the college as an Assistant Pro-
fessor and has served at Chairman of the
Dairy Department as well as Chairman of
the Animal Science Division.
"I'm very pleased by the appointment."
said Dr. Plummer, who lives in Chalfont.
"I'm looking forward to the challenge."
Dr. Plummer was graduated from
Austin Peay University with a Bachelor
of Science degree in Agronomy. He
went on to the University of Tennessee,
where he earned both his Masters degree
and his Ph.D. in Dairy Nutrition. ,
Y DVC Gets Pathfinder
Cow Award
Delaware Valley College was recently
presented with the American Angus Asso-
ciation Pathfinder Cow Award for DVC
Pride 1858. This cow has produced four
calves with an average weaning ratio of
108.
The Pathfinder Award is given to cows
who meet rigid requirements for early
calving and regularity of calving. This
also qualifies the animals for the 1983
Pathfinder Report which will appear in
the May issue of the Angus Journal.
"I believe awards of this type indicate
the improvement inperformance and qual-
ity of our cattle herd." said Dr. Hofsaess.
DAIRY NEWS
On April 18, 1984, the Delaware Val-
ley College Ayrshire Herd was classified
by the National Ayrshire Breeder's Asso-
ciation classifier, Gary Witt.
The classification program involved
evaluating each cow's overall type and
comparing her to the ideal Ayrshire cow.
In addition, there are 13 major linear
traits that are evaluated which are used
in a mating program to help correct the
individual cow's functional trait -weakness.
The results of the final scores for the
Del Val Ayrshire herd are as follows:
4 excellents (90% -f ), 6 very good
(80 to 89%), and 3 good plus (70 to
79% of ideal) for a herd average of
84 92. The breed average is about 80%
of ideal.
Special thanks to Jim Quartuccio,
Herd Supervisor, and to all the students
who assisted in the classiftoation program.
Club Exhibit Awards
The club exhibit awards went as
follows: ,
Major / Dynamic
1st Block & Bridle
2nd Biology
Major /Static
2nd Horticulture & Floral Society
3rd Agronomy
Non-Major / Dynamic
1st Apiary Society
3rd Chorale
Non-Major / Static
1st Apiary Society
2nd Lab Animal Club
3rd Model Railroad Club
H.M. Equine Club
Overall Winner
Apiary Society — Dynamic Display
I would like to congratulate all the win
ners and thank you for entering your dis-
plays.
Shari Kindig
. Chairman of Exhibits
A future DVC Aggie!
Photo/Mel Balliet
Block and Bridle and their first place
exhibit. . , , Photo /Mel Balliet
PHOTOGRAPHY & ART
CONTEST RESULTS
Abstract Color — Janice Accatatta
. Abstract B&W — Linda Goodloe
Animals Color — Margie Pecora
Campus Life — Barb Taft
Landscape Color - Jean nine Gravel
People Color — Mark Abissi
Plants Color — Philip A. Sargent
Drawings — Pen & Ink
* ' Wanda Perugini
Paintings — Watercolor
Chris Reed
Ceramic — Grand Champion
Nancy Kaba
Ceramic — Reserve Champion
Philip Sargent
LOST & FOUND
tan sweatjacket
mittens, gloves, and scarfs
5 subject notebook and clip board
black zipper bag
English book
calculater in suede case
man's watch
4 pairs of perscription glasses
medal (found at the
Junior dinner dance)
a novel
silver bracelet
pinky ring
horse pin
keys — loose and on chains
man's hat
blue wind breaker
shorts and t-shirt
■ Photo /Mel Balliet
A-DAY FLOWER
SHOW RESULTS
Fresh Flower Arrangements
Highest Points: Susan L. Hall
• Silk Flower Arrangements
Highest Points: Mary Ellen Tyson
Horticulture Division
Highest Points: Donna M. Brooks
Most Points Accumulated
in 1984 A- Day Flower Show
Mary Ellen Tyson
TRACK
by Mel Balliet
The men's track team traveled to Frank-
lin field this past weekend for the P«nn
Relays. This is not only a major event of
the season but is the final preparation for
the MAC Championships, held at Messiah
College today and tomorrow.
! At the Penn Relays the Aggies only
win came in the Pop Haddleton Memorial
4 X 400 relay. It marks the second
straight year the Aggies brought home
this award, as they covered the distance
in 3:19.9. Susquehanna, the Aggies big-
gest competition in this race and again
this weekend at MACs. was never really
in the race after dropping the baton on
the second leg handoff.
The Aggies' team consisted of Edson
Barrett (50.7). Tyler Smith (49.7), Chip
Zen- (49.7). and Al Benner (49.6).
The Aggies are at Messiah College this
weekend for the MAC Championships
and will be trying for the MAC crown
which has been owned by Susquehanna
for the past three seasons.
SPORTS COMMENT:
As I complete my fourth year as
Sports Editor of Ram Pages, I would just
like to take a moment to thank the coaches
and Sports Information Director Joe
Ferry. 1 have watched the athletic pro-
gram at DVC grow over this time and
with the devotion shown by all these
people I am sure it will continue to pros-
per in the future.
Mel Balliet
Sports Editor
Lisa Ciocci — ADa[> Queen from the
Block and Bridle Club. Photo/Mel BalHet
Livestock
Show Results
SWINE SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Kerry Doolittle
Reserve Champion — Steve Trostle
Champion Showman — Steve Trostle
Reserve Champion — Jim Brady
SHEEP SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Kerry Doolittle
Reserve Champion — Donna Lombardi
Champion Showman — Dan Lynch
Reserve Champion -— Kerry Doolittle
CATTLE SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Karen Frostick
Reserve Champion — Joe Rossi
Champion Showman —
Steve McMahon
Reserve Champion — Karen Frostick
Grand Champion Livestock Showman:
Steve Trostle
Reserve Grand Champion Showman:
Steve McMahon
Kerri; Doolittle wins champion sheep
fitter. Photo/ Mel BQlliet
SOFTBALL
The Aggies record dipped to 7-5 over-
all and 4-4 in the MAC as they lost both
ends of a twinbill to Scranton last week.
In the first game the Aggies got a two
RBI double from Michele Forry and an
RBI single from Carol Serik as they
scored three runs in the first inning, only
to lose the contest 6-3. The Aggies could
not get any runs in the second game, los-
ing that one, 1-0.
"We just couldn't score." said Coach
Ron Johnson, "They came down here
ranked in the top 20 in the nation and I
don't think they were that much better
than us. They played error free ball but
we just couldn't get our hits."
The Aggies finished their season on
Wednesday when they traveled to Wilkes.
GOLF
by Mel Balliet
Greg Hoffstetter shot a 72 in qualifying,
last Saturday and went on to finish third
in the MAC golf championships.
Hoffstetter. who was one of the Aggie
leaders all season shot an 81 on the se-
cond day of competition to finish third,
behind players from Franklin and Marshall
and Ursinus. This finish was the first
medal for an Aggie in a number of years
and considering there was 105 partici-
pants was a very big accomplishment.
The Aggies as a team made the cut to
play in the second day of competition
and finished 14th in the MAC.
"Greg played very well." said Coach
Al Wilson. "And. the team did very well
as a whole."
Dairy
. Show Results
FRESHMAN:
Champion Showman — Julie Squier
Reserve Champion — Leslie Ward
Champion Fitter — Pamela Mines
Reserve Champion — Brian Fleisher
SOPHOMORE:
Champion Showman — Bill Reeder
Reserve Champion — Diane Liiro
Champion Fitter — Denise Altemose
Reserve Champion — Todd Seeton
JUNIOR:
, Champion Showman — Kevin '
Stahlnecker , _ .
Reserve Champion — kcvtn Miller
Champion Fitter — Kevin Miller
Reserve Champion — Kevin
Stahlnecker ' v
SENIOR:
Champion Showman — John Ricciardi
Reserve Champion — Bev Brandt
Champion Fitter — Kathy Gill
Reserve Champion — John Ricciardi
Ayrshire Champion: Betsy Wollaston
Brown Swiss Champion: John Ricciardi
Holstein Champion: Kevin Miller
Grand Champion Fitter: Kevin Miller
Reserve Grand Champion Fitter:
Kathy Gill
Grand Champion Showman:
J, Kevin Miller
Reserve Grand Champion Showman:
Kevin Stahlnecker
Jennifer Corrigan displai^s her Brown
Swiss during the dair^; show.
Photo/Met Balliet
BASEBALL
by Mel Balliet
The Aggies have won the MAC North-
eastern Division which earns them the
right to play the Northwestern Division
champions, the Wilkes Colonels, tomor-
row, in the first round of the MAC play-
offs.
With a 9-8 overall record and a 7-3
mark in the MAC. the Aggies after a split
with Farleigh-Dickinson on Sunday, had
to wait for the outcome of the Scranton-
Upsala game to see if they would be tie
or the outright winners of the division.
With a win the Royals would have forced
a playoff game on Wednesday, but a loss
by Scranton gave the Aggies the title.
On Saturday the Aggies did drop both
ends of a doubleheader to non-league
opponent. Moravian; losing the first
game 2- 1 in 10 innings and the second
1-0.
After dropping the first game to FDD
(7-5) the Aggies bounced back to win
game two 13-0 and force the situation
with Scranton. Bob McEvoy lifted his pit-
ching record to 5-0 by tossing a four hit-
ter; he has only allowed 17 hits in 35 inn-
ings this season and has an earned run
average of 1.80. Emil Novak provided
most of the offensive power. Novak,
who leads the team in batting average
(.404). slugging average (.744). and
runs batted in (19), drove in four runs in
the second game, three of them coming
when he picked up two hits during the
Aggies' 10-run sixth inning.
"1 was really happy with the way wc
came back in the second game." said
Coach Frank Wolfgang. "Especially after
we lost the first game. There was an awful
lot of pressure on us in the second game.
It la so Important to chootc your own llfcatyle and not l«(
other* cliooac It for you.
G Todd - What can be said about the tosl /our \iean but "wild
Wherever \iou end up when you gel oul of here I hope you'll keep
in touch - Barb
Why do people pin labcli on themaclvca then run to find
the group of people the label repreaenta? Why?
Simple - Never heard of a florist having a putter's elboui ahd a
leasurelsi morning shower, running down the hall Let's throw
some more flies next year Nice marriage over the phone, uih<c#
was dropped m a week - Plaid
P.D. Crockett - Any man who will look Into hia heart and
honeatly write what he aeca there will find plenty «|
readera.
Simple — To a great roommate who has a wild "puuv" cat
with sharp, sharp claws See va next year and bring the jungle back
from home with you - 14 worr%en a semester
"Little One" - "Babe I'm leaving. I must be on my way. The
time la drawing near. My train la going, I ace It In your eyea,
the love, the need, your teara. But I'll be lonely without
you. And ni need your love to aee me through. So pleaae
believe me, my heart la In your handa. Fll be miaalng you."
Jfmmy — Vou're the best, good luck next year You don't know
how much I'll miss you — Love. Mel
Paul - Fve been through a lot of "firata" with you and I now
know I'm ready to face the "real world' on my own, atand-
Ing on my own two feet. Thank you for being patient and
underatandlng. Without you Fd probably atill be where I
waa when I firat met you. December 20th will alwaya be a
very apecial day to me. You will ahvaya be very apecial to me.
"Out here I stand with my heart in my hand My hopes on a wing
and a prayer I must have been born with o hole m my head cause
I've rKver said these things before "
F.D. - Had a great yearl Remember "The Old Weat" and
all the I.D. partie*. Let'a aee Garfield die for both of ua
nest year. — Brother I.D.
"Simple" - "Babe. I'm leaving. Ill say it once again and somehow
(ry (o smile I know the feeling were trying to forget if only for
awhile 'Cause I'll be lonely without you and I'll need your love to
see me through Please believe me my heart H tn your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you Babe. I love you
Ginny - Hereforda loat It when ya leftl You are really cloae
to me and let u* keep It that way. Keep in cloae contact
over the aummer. Remember, I love youl - Jonathan, 111
. . . Greg
To "Sir" — "How do you thank someone who has taken you from
crayons to perfume'' It isn't easy but III try The time has come for
closing books and long last looks must end And a I leave I know
that I am leaving my best friend A friend that taught me right from
wrong Weak from strong That's a lot to learn What can I giue
you in return?" — With tow
Wanda - Hi! We loit aome contact thia year and I mia*
youl Let'* get cloae again. I promiae I will write ... I juat
wrote thi*. - Love ya. Buck
"/ look to the sea Reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad I think of friends and the dreams we had
Simple - Hope It waa a nolay night. You will get at leaat
20 equeaka next year. Different aqueak*. Garfield will die a
lot. Hope ya aleep aound. - 14 women a aemeater (soon to
be 20)
CUD) - h's been a great semester rooming with you Have a
good summer Try not to gel yourself into anymore "tight" situo
lions See ya over the summer or next year - P (Simple)
Mark - I think your muaic la greati Good luck in the
future. Keep in touch - Michigan Isn't that far. - Shari
Ulman 1st — Sunrises. Thursday night party, beating Foley ogoin'"
12 kegs for A Day. stealing signs, the deck and the wall Tharyks
guys. - DaueO
Tree (J.R.), Gonga, Cherie, Mesay Panta. E.T., Oracle,
Dana. Liaa, and Sue - You guys are greati Next year will
be fantaatic. but until then - SALUTEI (OuchI) See ya next
yearl - Love, Bippy
West Hills Country Club - Guys, don't knoui what I would have
done without yas Good luck to everyone of you in the future
Thanks for two years of a lot of fun Til miss you guys a lot So
come and visit a lot - Love ya — Theresa
Frank the freak - You Freakltl Put a toothpick In your
mouth, drive a Chevy, and move up to the mountalna, and
you might be as cool as mel Till next year. - Cheeka
Leslie — To a real good fnend we've made it through another
year. Two down and two to go Let's hope for a better next year
- Love. Ed
Hugh G. — Thanka for everything. Hope you stay at Del Val
for a long time (whether you want to or not). I don't think
you'd make a very good avon rep. — Anyway, your "1 ^an4-
aide, bass drummer, and prealdent
Trail - Thanks for being such a great roommate and friend Good
luck at Montclair State We'll miss you. Miller Hall wont be the
same (P S j Tell Jerry to keep his big bird quiet' - Love. LmiU
and Kim
Adam — No u^ed to say goodbye - I'm sure well meet
again and again. No need for explanation - we know each
other so well. Accepting you was as natural as loving you;
here's to being what you arel - Love you. Eve, A.D.
K D - These past few months have meant a great deal to me. I
hope we will have a lot more - M J T
Siaay — Hope we'll both atill be able to see the beacon
hoir. our separate ways. Always remember, Paul Maason,
Ice cream pies, ringing rocka, and everything elae. - Love,
Tizzie, P.S. Keep on wheezin'
Bold - Never forget sunnses the chapel, sign stealing "Let's gi^^
those lights " and boffing 'Your the best roommate - Daue O
Doug (my lab partner) - Draw '^0 was a blaati I hear Dr.
Elaon la getting a new flame retardant lab Jacket for next
year. At least I think ... I think ... I think ... he la. Have a
good aummer. — Karen
The Walking Hormore (Creep) - All that body, no personality' A
true waste of space Maybe too much muscle between the ears
Come back when you grow up' — Someone with more class
Seniora from heaven (Work 2nd) — Thanka for all the fun
memories. Stay In touch. I'll mlaa you all. Beet of luck to
all of you. - Love, Kate
My roommcae Sue — It was a great year, a real experience I'm
gonna miss this place and you Please, keep in touch Lets gel
together this summer - Love Gloria
Carl — Thla school will never be the same without youl
Good luckl - Tracy
Joe and Chris - You owe me $10 Thanks for being rtatP
fnends Ha' Ha' — Guess mho'
Nick - Our records Indicate that you still have a semester
to go, but we've decided that you don't need a )ob, you've
got a great one noe - breaking hearts. - The Placement
Office
Missy. Louie, Wanda. Michelle. Jane, and Kalhy — The floor wHI
never be the same uilhout you all Thanks for making my first two
years here as fun end happy as they were Good luck in your
futures — Kiahy Mac
Gwen. Penny, Terry, and all other Berk lat gala - Thanka
for being ^eat friend*. I'm going to mlas all the fun we
hadi More fun to come, thought Have a great summer. —
Love. Cindy D.
Mary Jo. &te. Te». Lisa, and Kate — Have a great summer 0rh.
dont work (o hard and please don't play to hard See you in
September - Love Robby
Tana - We work so well together. I only wish II had lasted longer
Thanks for being there I'll mits you, my friend - Love. you.
Lisa
K.D. — I hope we get to aee a lot of each other over the
aummer. I can never aee enough of you. Even now. You had
better atay by the phone cauae I think it will be ringing a
lot. - M.J.T.
Groce. Linda, Sue. Oana. and Fee2 - There's plenty of good
limes to come Thanks for giuing such good advice' Have a good
summer — Lisa
Ed - I know that whatever you do, you'll auccced In It, but
the beat of luck anyway. I'm glad you were here to make
thia my best year, I don't know what I would have don*
without youl - I love you awcctheart, Robin
All my pseudo friends on Work 1st - 7>ianks for a n\emorahle
birthday party' See you all next yew (Ah Dude, I wasn't the only
one. Ihhhhhi) - Cheeks
Student Government Senior* - Thank* for all the great
mcmoriea. It will never be the aame without you. - Kate
STOFFA — You are a wild woman and a great friend. Let's get
stupid sometime Have a good one — Moj
Richie C. — Not many teachera like you, you're one of the
be*t. Have a good aummer and aee ya next year. - Your
Fall "93 Hortculture Tech. Claaa
Sparky - Thanks for always being there I hope lh<H ive'll always
be friends Keep in touch always — Loom, Sandy .
Chrlatian Fellowehip Family - It's been two great 6n««,
and I'll never forget you folk*. See you again aometime. —
in Chriat. J.B.H.
Lukert. Dtarenko. MKBK. and Mel - The knarliest wenches I
know — what will you do uiithout me'' You made Barness bearable
and I'll miss you' My best to you always — Loue, Merk
Karen — fll mlaa you over the aummer. I'll manage ae long
a* I can aee you every now and then. Moatly now. I love you
more than I can aay. - Mike
Tess — Go home, get out of here, lue're closed. Three down and
one to go. YEEHA. - Mo/
Georgie — We have a aemeater - Ya-hoo. I be*ta aee ya
thi* *ummerl Have a real good onel I love you and maybe
ril ace you July 12. - Love. AftF ZAK
Redd - Take care of yourself this summer Be good and keep in
touch — Lisa and Sue
The girle In Miller hall - it'* been a real pleaaure knowing
all of you. I'm gonna mlaa you all. Don't worry I'll be back
to viait. — Love, Gloria
Doue O. Paul. Russ. and Steve O - You guys are great . too bad it
took us to long to find out Come back and party with us. /think we
owe you a keg or two We'll miss you.' — Loiie. Terri. Mary,
Nancy, and Mel
Jenny - 35 out of 35 - perfect acore. - ESTRUS MAN
RL - Thanks for the many great times I'll never forget em The
very best of luck to you and may all your wishes come true ~ R E
Tabor Crew - I love you all and ill mia* you. Come back
and viait, a lot. - Love, Kate
Scott K - I just wanted to thank you for ail the good limes we ve
had and those "perk up" talks Thanks for being there See you
next year' - Love ya, Cindy D
Pooper — We've had many good times and many bad, but
I'll never forget you. You always knew how to make me
laugh. Keep singing your little teapot song and it'll work
every time. - Love, Bup
Shan - To a great dance partner, a great listener, and a super ter
rific friend I love you for everything you are I will never forget that
special night / know we'l' keep in touch Good luck and lake good
care of yourself — Love. Paul
P. David C. - "it'a funny how you aound aa if you're right
next door, when you're really half a world away. I Just can't
seem to find the words I'm looking for: to say the things I
want to aay."
IVHCC — Vou guys hove been great You made my year Thank
. you. — Little General
Dear Dave - Why should I say goodbye when I really mean
Hello?! I love you lotal! — Huga-n-Kia*es, Sue
Grace. E T Jr . Bippy. Burnin. Stay. Gunga. Cherie - Glad I got
to knom you guys You're a lot of fun Have a suf>er summer Let s
keep in touch Slay oul of trouble' -- Love. Linda
Sword face - You dogi Do you really want a glass of water
with a lemon In it? What's the name of that building In
DC? - Hellloua
Suren. Spank. Rob Spank, and "Glenn" - Thanks for all your
help, understanding, and friendship. I couldnt haue done it
without you SPANK ENGINEERING" ^ Love. Til Spank
Robin and Anne — Have a great summer! I'm already look-
ing forward to E.D.S.2 ing It with you next year. - Love.
Tuey
T J - Hope your life stays lint less You are so immature' By the
way. have you seen a doctor'' - The Cripple
Polly — Plain and simple, thanks for a fantastic year. **
With love, Ron
Linda - Areni you going to say goodbye lo your friends' I did'
Jilly — Frienda forever, right? i hope so. Good luck and
hope you get that log cabin. Keep In touch! - Love, Rug
Mrs IVoddinglon — Jusi a final note lo say thanks for making .3 of
my 4 yeors extra great God Bless and here s a hug — John
Sues — You were a good alave. Next time, you can be the
one In pain - okay? Next time your In ND you'd bettor
viait! - Helen
Everyone I've missed — God Bless You All - Cheeks
Eck — Arc you ready for the aummer? - Sue
Manmi face - I'm looking forward lo a year as great as this one
P S Maybe ine'll even see each other next year
Ed - it'a the big time. l*ros or Penn? Whatever it be -
good luck and congrata!! — Sue
Chan and Becker - You guys are great' These past years have
been loo much Can'l wail to start the third' Keep in touch -
Love ya Weina
There are momenta you remember all your life. There are
momenta you wait for and dream of all your life. This is one
of those moments.
Helen — I hole you bral - Love. Sue
Scorch-Gov - Can we be candM, excuae me. Tm
Interrupt-
ing — Good Interruption — see you next fall in ntlealon vle-
Jo for your wedding. Have fun at the chapel. - The Pro*
from Dover
To my closest fnends - Sloffa. John. Tess. Kiliy. Raisen. Moto.
Denise. and the Elson Girls — I'm not gone forever ~ I'll be hack
lo haunt you Stay in touch — Love. The Oootch
B.F T B..FK R A ,andK.C. - Goodbye and Good luck
Have a good lime. - M.L.M.
Polly — CM you ever find Ted' Keep looking I hale you' -
Hellious
My buddy John. - Take care of youraelf and keep me
poated. i love youi - Deb
Pauly my Ulmon buddy - Keep up the good nighl work ill see
you next semesler in D town - Mary f
Hey Tutor - Maxwell Jump! - Baffled by Biology
Mo| and Tess - I'll iee you this summer' Bui have a good or\e
onyuiay, and all that other googie googie stuff' - Love. Tuey
Stove — Three houra lan't really that long and thla lan't
really a goodbye line. Thank* for everything! (ILY) - Love,
Kel
Kel - The only remaining Millenle - Never forget 57 keys and
watching Masada during finals - With love always, the few from
Elson of "80
Jimmy, Bruce, Pat, Nick, Dennia, Frank, Bob, Joe R.,
Paul, Dave-O, Ruaa, Stcve-O - Guya, here'a a toaat to: a
keg every weekend, aunriac morninga, Ulman roof, and
unbelievable A-week, "Welcome parenta," commanda mU-
*lon*, and friend* who can itever be replaced!!! - Youra In
intoxication. Mary, Nancy, Teni, and Mel
Bob - Thanks for your friendship, sorry it coulftnl have Started
laHler You're out. enjoy it! - Love. Mel
Carl - I'm really happy I got to know you thi* year. Thanka
for all the laughter, my first flagpole, and all the danceal
Good luck at Miami. — Kathy Mac .,
Slo//a - What a year - iis been real Have a good summer and
dont gel bitten by any sharks' — Take care. Nina
Gwon — I fought the law but I couldn't read the reeponac.
Also, your mother wanta you to keep away from Billy Idol'a
dresaing room. — Nancy
Rape O - Slay away from little girls the pre schooler whose life
you ruined al A Day should be enough See you at Pauls wedding
- SMD lives' - Steiie O and Rich
Cindy — Fair well to the moat voluptlou* on campua who I
crave night aitd day.
Miller HoJI — There's no olher may to soy this — j/ou guys are
great' Will miss you all very much Don t forget to visit — Love ya.
Nina
Gray M. - We want all of your body. - Love, Linda A
Meaan
Tilla - Thanks for smiles and laughs and slicking by I love yaf Let
me know when you're ready to "see the world ' - Deba
Bill - Thank* for the teetoaterone huge! Don't do anything
I wouldn't do. Who corrupted who? You wlah! - Helen
Marty - Its been h_ Well I guess it uiasn'l Ihni bod Gcjod
luck next year and enjoy it while you can. it will be gone before you
know It - Mel
Kermit - I gueaa I kissed the right frog! - I love you, Laura
Dirt - IVhat a slum — even though youre my buddy' Tix) bod
about the puppy' - Dirt
Sam - Sorry about the scare. Any gray hairs? Must be the
Mow-dryer. Next time, have more Ice cubes ready! - Helen
trir. Gary, Barney - Youve been some of my best and closest
friends ever Good luck in your new life and good hick with Pam
III see you sooner than you'd like Ron A
Dinda, Bippy, Baffa, Gonga, Rachel, Little Lisa, and Dana
- Have a great aummer. Next year la going to l>e a big party!
Salute Paaaa - ZAK.
Ralph Weidameiger — Would you please tell me who you really
are before you leave - Betsy
Tom - Remember studying in the swine barn, the reaearch
(Hal Ha!) and all the good times. October is only six months
away!! Good luck. See ya. - M.C.B.
Sam - No more slow dances' My hips were ;iisl geftinij the hang
of It'
Brenda, Flo, Becky, Alexl, Lisa, Sue - Thanka for being a
friend. - Love. Pam
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick, and think of you Caught up
in circle, confusion is nothing new Flashback — uiorm nights
almost left behind Suitcases of memories lime after -
Sack — Follow your dreama. - Love you. Donna
Boot - The very best in life lo you. you re very special Thanks for
everything big guy' — Much /one. Annie
Joe — You're a great guy and a hell of a lot of fun. I hope
the future is good to you. you deeerve it. Keep in touch! -
Love, Mel
Shouin (I spelled H right) — Hope you have a great summer Take
care of yourself I'll miss you - Love l.inda
'Bre - Only one more year to go! The laat three have been
great and this one's going to be even better. Have a great
summer, I'm sure we'll see each other. - Love ya, 'Bin
Joey - This jsn I really goodbye. I hope to see you this summer
Always remember the good limes we've had in the past we slill
have to go hiking yet - Haue a great lime in the Bahamas Bring
me back a tan ~ Love always. Kimmy
John & Ron - I don't know what I'll do next year without
you. Think of me suffering through those meetings. Thanks
for all the fun. -Kathy
Nancyleigh AKA Liay - Have a good summer // you don't stay
al least come up and visit Mo;
Deb, Gale, Jen. Karen, & Kelly - I wish for you a auc-
cesaful road, with few bumps and cloudless skies — In
other words good luck In the future , . . keep In touch. -
Love, Donna
GAR - /'// miss you over the summer I hope you'll come and visit
me I really enjoy your company - Pam
There's no chill and yet I shiver. There's no flame and yet I
burn. I'm not sure what I'm afraid of and yet I'm trembling.
There'a no storm yet I hear thunder. And I'm breathless,
why I wonder? Weak one moment, them the next I'm fine.
BUG EYES - I m sorry. I will change for the belter - Loue.
GEORGE
Dear Aggie - There Is this guy I'll give you his Initials N.R.
He haa thla problem of treating people like trash and ho
doean't know it. How can i help him? — A friend of a friend
Tabor Crew — IVho am I going to have a bust on next year' Good
luck lo all of you m the real uior/k"' You'll need it - Lone ya tots.
Sue
Kathy — I long to aee the sunlight In your hair and tell you
time and time again how much I care. Good luck next year.
Karen Doyle — I m going lo miss all the great times uie hod in our
exciting freshmen year' Take care and have fun over the summer
Se ya next year roomie' - Love. Cindy D
Gonga, Bippy. 2(AK, E.T,, Messy Panta, Dana, FeFe. and
Cherie - I love yas! Have a great summer. Cher I think
we'll get along thla summer don't worry. I'll se yas all next
aemeater. SALUTE! Behave youraelvee! - Love. Theresa
Agoln and Again - You are what you are Be all you can be Now
and forever
Chris (Curly) - It has really been a great aemeater atarting
with Superstars Sunday. Hope we laat! Let'a keep In cloae
contact thla aummer. See ya aoon. - Jonathan, ill
"Henry " - Graduation is tuio uieeks ouioy I'm still having problem*
letting you know how I feel I'm finding it very hard lo talk la you
about this
"Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on earth'a this
apell we're under. We made the grade and atill we wonder
who the hell we arel!!
R O W - Well you made it "Thank God'" I will never forget the
great times we had You will always remain a special part of my
life Good luck with your career and "life. "
Chrta and J.J. — it has been a great aemesterl J.J. remem-
ber the i.D. partlea and us brothers. ID. did a good coach-
Job .. . Ha! Ha! Chris, remember you will always smell of
D.J. and cream. - Chrta and Greg
"Or should I start with December 20lh' That normally dull night in
December' Well we both know that that nighl will live on forever . .
After that, a jnendship was created
A word to all underclassmen who have made my aqualn-
tence - "Let the frienda around you know, the love you
have before you go, ahow M now.' HI mlaa you alH - Carl V.
Meluin - The past two years have been greol being roomies with
you Thanks for putting up with me Best wishes to Tim and you.
im looking forward lo October 27 Kathy
Brian - Thank* for all the great timee. No matter where
you go I will always love you. Good luck with whatever you
do. - Love always and forever, Esther
Neumon Club - Thanks for everything' TH see you at the next
meeting if someone tells me when it is' - Your Vice fresidenl (I
think')
Kater - Well, kid, we made It! Think yAu can stand me
another year? Good luck at Histo and I'll be seeing you
over the summer! — Rooms
Paul - A dear friend who uii.'.' oluiays be close Thank you /or
everything Good luck next year Keep in touch - Shan
Carolyn - it'a been great knowing you these paat two
years. Good luck In your pursuits. Keep In touch this sum-
mer unless you go to New Z. II you go write to me. - Love
ya. Paul
"Where do / stort' WiU parlies where I hardly knew your name''
The meetings we we/e crnstantly attending' Homecoming uieek
end al home born artil i CO A M ''
Barb - You need not say a word. Your thoughts are heard
loud and clear I wtH mlaa you! - Love. Paul
Bruce - Good luc* in ewefylhlng. I'll miss you a lot — Love. Mel
Kathaleena. Grace, Beth, Bonnie, and Barb - You guys
are the greatest! Thanks lor making this last year special.
Never forget all those late night talks and parties. Thank
you all for being my frienda. I love yaa. - Til
Hey Crash - Although ,r began uiilh a "sudden impact' it turned
oul to be a pretty good year I'd do il again, but I guess you re not
into the 5 year plan I hope you find euerythtng you re looking /or,
and more - Perpetually Late
"One that will laat for an eternity. The long talks we
ahared, the long walka we to.ok. and even the occasional
"brawla" we had were all part ol our destiny to be bonded
together as the best of friends .
Chris and Tyson — Hope you have a wild lime in the Bahamas
and don I pick up too many native women You guys are irreplace
able, we love you both lyes, this meons you Uxt Tysi>n!) - Love.
Mel. Mary. Tern, and Nancy . , ,■
Sandy - Thanks for two of the best years of my life. My
love will be with you next year even when I'm not. - All my
love, Tony ■
Huey - You stiff hoi>e o momon's body you dope' Woit li/l you
loin C U F Co *l you HOOKIL Won't he Ihe same not getting
beaten up next year — Cheeks
Hey Aller — Be careful your unclaimed freight doean't end
up in any flooded streams or valleys this summer. - Your
two new roommates
All the Seniors - Giiod luck and congratulations hove fun m
the Bahamas We'll be thinking of you during finals
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VOL. 19
1984-1985
DcsIkRj^mg Vaflllcssf ©©Ollcsg®
Vol. XVIV. No. 1
Friday, August 31, 1984
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
President Feldstein's Welcoming Address
PRESIDENTS WELCOME
August 15. 1984
My heartfelt and best wishes to our returning Sopho-
mores. Jufiiors and Seniors dnd to all Freshmen and
Transfer Students for an educational, happy, and suc-
cessful college year The many improvements which
were made this past year in our physical plant should
certainly help to enhance the quality of life on our cam-
pus I refer particular^ to the Student Center, the
Audio- Visual Center in Eisner Hall, the improved Infir-
mary in Elson Hall and the facilities for the courses in
Studio Art on the second floor on Segal Hall.
I wish to reiterate once again that every student is a
very important member of the entire college community.
Consequently, every student is expected to act in a res-
ponsible manner both on and off campus All students
should be anxious and willing to help to promote the
welfare of the College and preserve the beauty and
tranquility of our campus.
The Administration. Faculty and Staff are always
ready to help you in every reasonable way possible.
I wish you good luck and success!
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This Week on *
Campus
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBHl 1
MOVIE: M'A*S*H wifl be shown in the AU-
Purpose Room at the Student Center. TTiose
of you who stick around this weekend and
need something to do, come on over. The
movie starts at 8 p.m. and it's FREE!
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
8 p.m. — James Mapes will bring his show
"PSI — A Journey Into the Imagination" to the
Student Center. More than just an ESP and
Hypnotism show, Mapes leads you on a space
voyage ... a journey into outer space through
the imagination using a large number of hyp-
notized subjects from the audience. So, if you
would like to sec little green men or go through
a time warp, come over to the All Purpose
Room at 8 p.m. General admission is $1. but
^udents of DVC get in FREE!
^ Be on the lookout for a wild dance party that jf
is scheduled for Saturday;. September 8 at 9 p.m.
"¥ More details to come next issue! *
WELCOME
BACK!
Admissions Volunteer
Seminar
A one day seminar on the College's Admissions Pro-
gram has been scheduled for Saturday, September 8,
1984. The seminar, to be held on campus, has been
planned in an effort to familiarize those wishing to assist
in the College's Admissions effort as to the latest ad-
vances in the College's academic and extracurricular
programs.
The scheduled program includes a review of the ad-
missions process as well as general introductory ses-
sions on each academic division.
Interested students are encouraged to participate in
the seminar as students are often the most effective
representatives of the College. Current students can
also be most helpful in updating alumni and other vol-
unteers as to the latest changes on campus.
Those students who are interested in participating in
the seminar can sign up or receive more information by
contacting either the Admissions or Alumni offices by
Wednesday, September 5.
STUDENT CENTER HOURS
August 27*31
Snack Bar
7:30 a. m. -2:30 p. m Monday - Friday
7:30- 10 p. m Monday - Thursday
Student Store & Textbooks
9a.m.-4p.m Monday - Friday
6-8 p.m Monday - Thursday
September 4-7 & September 10
Snack Bar
Regular schedule.
Student Store & Textbooks
10 a.m. -3 p.m Monday - Friday
6-9 p.m Monday - Thursday
September 11-14
Regular schedule.
Evening student books available in store.
Proposed Student Center Hours
Student Center
7:30 a.m.- 11 p.m Monday- Friday
1-11 p.m Saturday & Sunday
Snack Bar
7:30 a.m. -2:30 p.m Monday - Friday
5:30- 10 p.m. . . Monday - Friday (effective 9-4)
Closed Saturday
7:30-10p.m Sunday
Student Store (effective 9-10)
10:30 am -2:30 pm Monday - Friday
6-8 p.m Monday - Thursday
Textbooks
10:30 a m -2 p.m Monday - Thursday
Game Room
11 am. -10 p.m Monday - Friday
Closed Saturday
7:30- 10 p.m Sunday
No attendant 5 7 p.m. Monda^f Fridai;
New Infirmary
A new location has been established for the Health
Services Center in the rear of Elson Hall. These new
quarters have been developed to further improve our
ability to serve the medical nveds of our student bod^.
Parking has been provided behind Elson Hall (along-
side of Eisner Hall) to accommodate those occasions
when transporation is necessary.
Entrance to the new infirmary is located at the rear of
Elson Hall. Infirmary hours will be posted on the various
campus bulletin boards.
The Health Services Center also provides confiden-
tial, personal counseling. These services are offered to
students on a drop-in basis. Wednesdays from 2-5
p.m. and Thursdays from 5-8 p.m. Students ar« en-
couraged to use this service in order to deal with any
questions concerning adjustment to the college experi-
ence, (stress, anxiety, depression, etc.)
Introducing CISM
— taken from Green & Gold Horizons
In response to an ever-growing need for graduates
trained in the field of computer information, the college
now offers a major in Computer Information Systems
Management (CISM).
" The CISM program is a natural out-growth of de-
velopments in our Business Administration program."
said Dr. John Mertz, dean of academics. Instead of
focusing on the computer as a machine as is done in
computer science programs, our major will focus on
current business applications of the computer."
A student who majors in CISM will automatically
minor in Business Administration. A student who ma-
jors in Business Administration can elect to minor in
CISM. As with every other major, students will be re-
quired to complete twenty-four weeks of practical work
experience within the major.
The program's stated aim is to develop uniquely
qualified graduates to fill the career needs in the public
and private sectors of corporate America. Dean Mertz
indicated that the college hopes to have between 1(X)
and 120 students enrolled in the major.
Dr. Theodore Christie, asscx:iate professor of mathe-
matics, was named acting chairman of the CISM De-
partment. In that capacity, Dr. Christie will lead the
search for a permanent department chairman and addi-
tional faculty members as well as counsel students in-
terested in the new major.
Most of the equipment needed for the CISM major is
already on hand. A Prime system with sixteen terminals
for student use was just installed this past September. In
addition to the Prime system, the college has a variety
of Eagle and Apple personal computers.
"Students in the CISM major will gain experience on
each different type of equipment we have," said Dr.
Christie.
Sometime in the near future, probably next summer,
Allman Hall will be renovated from the ground up and
made into a computer center.
Welcome and good luck to all the new students who
are enrolled in the CISM program.
Z':i^'' ■ -^if^O
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The Editors' Desk:
We would like to welcome all freshmen and all re-
turning students, faculty and staff. The editors and staff
of Ram Pages are already busy at work producing our
weekly college newspaper and are also looking for in-
terested people to assist us. Come on out to our first
meeting on Monday, September 3 at 7:30 p.m. in the
Raw Pages office on the second floor of the Student
Center and dazzle us with your talent. We'll be needing
artists, photographers, reporters and anyone else who
is willing to work for some college credits.
We encourage letters to the editor, and any articles or
editorials from students, faculty and staff of DVC.
All articles, etc. for the week's paper must be turnetf
in to the Ram Pages post office box by 4 p.m. Monday
of the week the copy is to be printed. Our post office
box is 988. : :•
Don't forget the first meeting of Ram Pages — Mon-
day. September 3 at 7:30 p.m. See you there.
Co-editors
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Play Fair
by Jean Meyer
How do you make freshmen feel comfortable in a
new surrounding? On the first day, the only people
they know is their roommate! Well. DVC has a great
way to show their warmth to the class of '88 and "Play
Fair" is the answer. ' ' ■■ '• . ■^■
On Monday, the 27th. "Play Fair." hosted by Jeff
and sponsored by Student Government, helped make
the freshmen class feel like an "aggie." Jeff ac-
complished this impossible task by asking the students
to participate in doing crazy things. For example. Jeff
had everyone finding others with the same birthdate.
Once in a group, the students sat in a circle on each
others knees. I know "crazy!" But the night continued
with forming groups of two's and learning how to start
an argument with their partners. The roof almost ex-
ploded with all the yelling! Then we were told to form
groups of three's. One person went first and told the
other two in the group to do a crazy thing. For exam-
ple, hugging all the gorgeous guys or walking up to a
girl and telling her that she is pretty. At the end of the
night, we picked partners and instead of dancing nor-
mally, we danced back to back and then exchanged
partners at the sound of a whistle.
Throughout the entire night, the laughter never
stopped. At the end of the evening, instead of shy.
confused faces, the students felt great and very friend-
ly towards each other. For the class of '88, the first
night of their stay at DVC started with a boom!
CROSS COUNTRY 1984
The Delaware Valley College Men's and Women's
Cross Country Teams extend an open invitation to any-
one who might be interested in. running cross country
this fall. Although prior running experience is some-
times helpful, a significant number of our varsity run-
ners began their running careers here at DVC.
Both the Men's and Women's Teams had winning
seasons in 1983. but both teams lost some key people
from their 1983 squads, and therefore there is a great
need for new team members to help compliment those
returning from last year's squads.
Team captains for this year's squads will be Tom
Reynolds and Kim Hack The track coach Mr. Jim
Eicorn will be coaching the Women's Team and Dr.
Bob Berthold will be returning for his sixteenth year as
head Men's coach.
If you think that you might be the least bit interested
in running cross country here at Delaware Valley Col-
lege, you are urged to report to the Lobby of the James
Work Gymnasium between 4:00 and 4:15 P.M. pre-
pared to practice Please look for and introduce yourself
to either of the coaches or captains.
Aggie Football Camp Notes
by Duke Blessing
On Friday. August 17. the Aggies opened up the
1984 football season with 154 prospective players in
camp. Thanks to the recruiting efforts of coaches Wil-
son. Massino and Davis, the Aggies have the quantity
to develop a strong team, very deep at each position.
Former Central Bucks East head coach Chuck Rocconi
is leading the way for the Aggies offense which has
several key starters returning.
It's much too early for any predictions for the upcom-
ing year but. if the quantity can be transformed into
quality, an MAC championship seems very possible
and probable.
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STAFF
Editors Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Photography Editor Linda Goodloe
Sports Editor Gene Blessing
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist
Student Government Representative
Reporters
Photographers
Advisors Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
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Vol. XVIV. No. 2
Friday. September 7. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do riot necessarily reflect the viewpoint of tfie paper or school.
Aggie Football
Season Opener at
Randolph-Macon
September 8
What's Gone on Before?
(The Summer in Review)
by E.D.W,
Well, it's hard to believe it, but Labor
Day is over and school is in full swing.
Before we get lost in the new school
year, let's take a look at what has hap-
pened during the summer.
.., If you think back to February, you will
remember that this year is a leap year, a
four-year event which means one extra
day of presidential campaigning. The
first party to wow us with their conven-
tion was the Democrats. The first black
presidential hopeful in history. Jesse
Jackson, moved America to a new
awareness of itself. This new awareness
was emphasized with the nomination of
Geraldine Ferraro as the first woman
candidate for Vice President. Her run-
ning mate is none other than former Vice
President Walter Mondale.
As presidential elections are four-year
events, so are the Olympic Games. The
XXIII Olympic Games of Los Angeles
brought lots of first's and in more ways
than one. For the first time in history,
U.S. men and women received medals
in gymnastics, the men's team a gold and
the women's a silver. These athletes won
American's hearts. Who will ever forget
Mary Lou Retton's perfect lO's on the
vault. But the Olympic first's were not
the only medals. For the first time the
Olympic Games held a women's mara-
thon and though Joan Benoit won the
race, all of our hearts went out to Gabriela
Andersen Schiess, the Swiss marathon
runner who staggered and swayed on
the verge of collapse as she entered the
LA. Coliseum. All of us wanted to reach
out and help her along but to her, all she
could focus on was that no one touch
her and to cross the finish line. She did
finish, collapsing just past the line and
placing 23rd. Yes indeed, it was a sum-
mer for the ladies — almost. .jr 'i
In August. Miss America, for the first
time ever, had to resign her post due to
explicit photographs of her being
published in Penthouse Magazine.
. Being overshadowed with political flap
about finances the Republicans renomi-
nated Ronald Reagan and George Bush
to run for President while the Democrats
swam for their lives in the pool of Ferraro
finances.
To prove the underdog can win. the
FBI sting backfired as John DeLorean
was found not guilty on cocaine charges.
We now have to decide — will this fall
be as action packed as the summer of
'84?
THE ENGLISH ARE COMING
THE ENGLISH ARE COMING
Well, it's official ~ DVC will be work-
ing together with the Men-ist Wood Agri-
cultural College from England on a 1985
Philadelphia Flower Show exhibit.
This should be an experience of a life-
time, as two of the finest Ornamental
Horticulture colleges in the world plan
and produce a show-stopper Rower
Show exhibit. This will be one of the
most ambitious exhibits ever undertaken
by DVC.
We need good people to make it hap-
pen. If you have an interest in working
on the exhibit in any way. look for
notices about the next meeting or contact
Dr Martin whose office is located in the
Greenhouse complex. Join us! Come
out and make this year's Flower Show a
show-stopping success.
The Hillman Sitting Garden
by E.D.W.
' Some of you may have been wonder-
ing what is going on next to the Library.
The construction work is the foundation
for a new garden. This past year, a
donation was made by Mrs. Hillman and
her family to create a new garden on
campus. Mrs. Hillman is the daughter of
CHAIRMAN OF COLLEGE'S
CISM PROGRAM NAMED
Gene Lewis has been appointed Act-
ing Chairman of the newly-created Com-
puter Information Systems Management
Department at DVC, president Joshua
Feldstein announced.
"We are proud to have someone like
Mr. Lewis join the College," said Dr.
Feldstein. "We look forward to having
him make our new program grow over
the next few years "
■ Lewis, a 37-year-old New Britain resi-
dent, is anxious to undertake the chal-
lenge of making the CISM major, which
will be offered for the first time this fall,
as successful as the College's 10 other
majors.
" "As far as I'm concerned the CISM
program at DVC is being offered at the
right time," said Lewis. "The demand is
out there for people trained in the com-
puter field and the demand will be there
for at least the next 20 years. The CISM
program is a significant enhancement of
the College's already fine programs."
Lewis has spent the last 12 years in
computer systems-related jobs. Most
recently, he was employed as Systems
Marketing Manager for Drexelbrook
Engineering Company in Horsham. Pre-
viously, Lewis spent four years as a
Senior Instructor in process management
systems for Honeywell, Inc.
Lewis was graduated from Grove City
College with a degree in Mathematics in
1%8 and earned his Masters in Systems
Management from the University of
Southern California. He went on to
serve five years in the United States
Air Force, three as a Minuteman ICBM
crew commander and two as a training
instructor.
Lewis' duties at the College will be to
manage and administer the academic
portion of the CISM program and to
recruit new students for the program.
"I will be helping to find people to
teach, primarily in the evening program
at first but later, as the program grows,
for the day school," said Lewis. "I'll also
be responsible for letting high school
students know about our program, as
well as teaching some of the courses."
Lewis and his wife Dianne have one
child, Denise, who is one-year-old.
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the school's founder, Dr. Krauskoph,
therefore it is fitting that the garden
be constructed next to the Krauskoph
Library. But Mrs. Hillman is not the only
person connected with the garden. The
design for it was provided by alumnus
Steve Quigly '73 and the construction by
Mr. Herbert Millstone, class of '53. The
garden will consist of brick areas in in-
tricate patterns. The plants for the
garden were selected by Mr. Ray and will
include dogwoods and azalea plantings
along with perennial plantings for year-
round color. The plants will be planted
by the school grounds department under
Tim Vericallo with completion scheduled
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Middletown Grange Fair
1984 Holstein Show
The Bucks County Holstein Show was
held August 17, 1984 at the Middletown
Grange Fair, Wrightstown, Pa.
" The College took six cows and six
heifers. The results are as follows: DVC
Elevation Promise - ET, 2nd jr. heifer
calf; DVC Chairman Lemonade. 5th int.
heifer calf; DVC Milkmaster Christy. 5th
sr. heifer calf: DVC Prince Paula, 6th jr.
yearling heifer: DVC Valiant Pearle, 8th
jr. yearling heifer; DVC Chairman
Delight, 3rd sr. yearling heifer; 4th Best
Three Junior Females; DVC Marvex
Adrienne, 1st dry cow. 3-4 yr. old: DVC
Molly Chief Lemon, 8th 3 yr. old cow;
DVC Jemini Astra. 2nd 4 yr. old cow &
2nd best udder; DVC Fond Lindy. 4th
aged cow; DVC Elevation Asterette, 6th
aged cow: Wish wood Rocket Pride. 1st
100,000 lb. class: 2nd Best Three Senior
Females: 1st Product of Dam (DVC
Fond Tom Annette): 5th Dam &
Daughter - Pride and Promise; 8th Dam
& Daughter - Lemon and Lemonade.
The Bucks County Fair provides
another excellent example of Hands on
Experience " for our students. They were
involved in a significant amount of pre-
paration and care of the cattle and did all
the showing of the cattle in the contest.
In addition , they were great ambassadors
for DVC at the Fair.
The following students are to be con-
gratulated for a job well-done: John
Felondis, Pam Hoynowski. Tess
Mowery, Don Orner and Bill Rubaski.
We want to especially thank Greg
Bozdech, Patty Den mead and Lance
Forster, for helping with the show and
caring for the Dairy in their Herdsmen
roles.
In addition, we thank Jim Quartuccio
for his support as Herd Supervisor and
assisting in various aspects in helping
make the overall show a success.
We thank the administration for their
supp>ort.
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"^ This Week on *
* Campus *
^ SATURDAY. SH^^EMBER 8 *
^ The football team goes away to ^
battle Randolph-Macon at 2 p.m.
j^ Cross Country will be running in j^
the Lebanon Valley Invitationai
j^ away. Women at 10:(X) and men j^
at 11:00.
)f VIDEO DANCE PARTY. APR 9 K-
p.m. Sponsored by your Student
♦ Government. See article on front ^
page.
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 10
^ Last day to add or drop course.
. Arrange your schedule now be- ^
cause after today you're stuck with
^ TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 1 ^
Volleyball game against Ursinus in
]f the Gymnasium at 6:30 p.m. Let's )f
get out there and 0ve our team
some support! j|>
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^-WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 12 3f
MOVIE: "YentI" starring Barbra
^ ^reteand will be shown in the Stu- ^
dent Center APR. Admi^on: $1.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
AN OLYMPIC VIEWPOINT
by Duke Blessing
I had several long-winded articles pre-
pared for Raw Pages concerning my
thoughts on the 1984 summer Olympics
recently completed in Los Angeles. 1
contemplated writing in praise of the
likes of Joan Benoit, the winner of the
first-ever Olympic marathon for women;
the men's gymnastic team, the multi-
talented and humble Carl Lewis, the
untouchable Edwin Moses and Greg
Louganis, the unchallenged U.S. men's
basketball team (sorry guys of the 1960
Olympic team, this group is the greatest
ever), the clutch performance of Mary
Lou Retton and the tear- jerking, heart
wrenching victory by Greco-Roman
wrestler Jeff Blatnick who only two short
years ago was fighting for his life. >-
With all the positives mentioned
above, it would seem like these Olympics
were ultra-successful even without the
Soviet-Bloc nations. But there are a few
black spots which I can't seem to get out
of my mind and it makes me wonder
what the Olympics' true meaning is and
what they are becoming.
The judging and scoring for the boxing
matches involving U.S. fighters was an
absolute disgrace! I hope nobody is
seriously comparing this team to the
1976 boxing team, because frankly,
there is no comparison whatsoever!
Another mess occurred during the
Kathy Sullivan interview of Mary Decker.
Miss Sullivan really put the screws to
Mary Decker and broke her down to
tears. She tried to make up for all of it
with an apology at the end but it was too
late, the damage had been done.
Finally, I have to comment on the two
biggest jokes of any Olympics — and
they had to start during the Hollywood
Olympics — rhythmic gymnastics and
synchronized swimming. What is the
purpose of these events? I wonder if
Tracie Ruiz has washed all the gelatin our
of her hair yet? Has she found the key to
unlock her jaw and frozen smile? Have
the girls from rhythmic gymnastics un-
tangled themselves from their ribbons
yet? Who ever did win the hoola-hoop
portion of the event? With the allowance
of these two new spectacles in the Olym-
-pics. it really does leave quite a bit to the
imagination as far as what else should be
included in the future.
If you have any suggestions (humor-
ous or not) for the 1988 summer Olym-
pics or any comments concerning the
views in this article, write to me in care of
Ram Pages. Box *988 and voice your
opinion!
Future Farmers of America
The DVC Chapter of the Future
Farmers is alive, well and residing on the
DVC campus! The organization has
begun the year with high expectations,
many goals and a full program of ac
ttvities. all of which they intend on
reaching and fulfilling. The interest at
Club Night was excellent with 44 people
signing onto our mailing list. The club is
looking forward to its best year ever with
many new members. Below is listed a
hriei summary of our calendar of events
for September and October. Watch the
bulletin boards for the announcements of
our first meeting.
September: Picnic/Barbeque/Hayride
Bowling Night
Raffle
October: Homecoming
Hayride
Exchange with Penn State
THE FAT LADY
HAS SUNG!
by Duke Blessing
Although it is not officially over until
mathematical elimination, the 1984 Phil-
adelphia Phillies have to be hearing the
voice of the fat lady who has parked her
big bottom in the south side of Chicago,
at homey Wrigley Field.
This collection of no-field, non-oppor-
tunistic characters will watch their ex-
teammates waltz the National League
East division title and will sit back and
wonder what might have been.
Along with the numerous blunders on
the field the team is missing the spirit and
motivation that has typified Phillies base-
ball for the past decade. Listless ball-
players not ever half-heartedly attempt-
ing to search themselves for some soul.
The Veterans Stadium "boo-birds" have
plenty of reason to bellow in full force.
Fellows, hear my plea, although the
weight of the fat lady has apparently
drained your desire to continue to give it
your all. do a favor for yourselves and
especially your loyal fans — play out the
string with hustle, determination and
class because spring training is only a
little over five months away and 1985
brings another chance to shut the fat lady
up!
SPORTS EDITOR'S CONTEST
• Ram Pages is sponsoring a "pick-the-
winners" contest in conjunction with the
1984 NFL season. All entries must be
received at Box *988 or *5 15 by 4 p.m.
on Thursday. September 13.
'\ On a piece of paper or index card
include 50C in a sealed envelope and
choose the following: ., ,^ .
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NFC West Champion _
AFC East Champion"
AFC Central Champion
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NFC Champion ' -
AFC Champion
Super Bowl Winner
Total points for Super Bowl game
There will be a $25 cash prize for first
place and a $10 cash prize for second
place. Hurry up and get your entries in
— only one per person!
WILD DANCE PARTY!
On Saturday. September 8, the Stu-
dent Government will sponsor the WILD
DANCE PARTY
The WILD DANCE PARTY is a four-
hour music video dance. The dance con-
cert consists of the best music videos
available in America. Produced by Elec-
tric Video Company. Inc . WILD DANCE
PARTY uses state of the art SONY video
equipment and the famous BOSE con-
cert system with two super bass bins. A
first-class music video presentation is the
result.
A partial list of artists who appear:
David Bowie, Phil Collins. Duran Duran.
Elton John. Kaja Goo Goo. The Kinks.
Devo. J. Geils Band. Split Enz, Thomas
Dolby, Maze, The Motels. Bill Wyman.
Rod Stewart. Flock of Seagulls. Todd
Rundgren, Peter Townsend Warren
Zevon. Naked Eyes. Graham Parker,
Ashford & Simpson and Kim Carnes.
The WILD DANCE PARTY will be
held in the Student Centers All-Purpose
Room at 9 p m
Aggte$ Open Season at
Randolph-Macon
by Joe Ferry
Delaware Valley College will kick off
its 1984 football season by taking on
Randolph -Macon College, located in
Ashland. Virginia, Saturday. September
8. Game time is 2 p.m.
The Aggies went 6-4 in 1983 after
winning or sharing the Middle Atlantic
Conference Northern Division title the
previous three years. The Aggies were
4-4 in the MAC last year.
DVC head coach Al Wilson, begin-
ning his ninth season, is hoping his team
can recapture the winning magic of the
championship years,
"I'm excited about this season," said
Wilson , whose team took on Gettysburg
College in a scrimmage last week. "We
lost a number of good players from last
year and they will be hard to replace. But
we have a solid nucleus returning and we
had a pretty good recruiting year. I think
we'll have a team which gets better as it
plays more together."
Senior Gary Kemberling will start at
quarterback against Randolph- Macon.
Kemberling replaces record-setting QB
Tom O'Neill, who graduated.
Senior Nick Russo moves into the
halfback slot vacated by Cosmo Losco.
who also graduated. Despite a subpar
season in 1983, Russo begins this year
just 850 yards short of Eric Reynolds' all-
time rushing record.
Senior John Avallone will take Russo's
spot at fullback. Avallone suffered
through two injury-plagued seasons
before finally getting through last year
without any major hurts. He had a fine
camp and appears ready to enjoy a solid
season .
The final member of the backfield will
be sophomore Paul Dennis. Dennis is
coming off a major knee injury but has
appeared solid in workouts.
The offensive line is a strong area, with
four of five starters returning, in George
Stahl, Eric Prostko, Joe Rada, John
Mazzola and newcomer Joe Harby. the
Aggies have an ideal blend of size,
strength, quickness and experience.
Split end Dan Glowatski starts the sea-
son just 1 1 catches and 66 yards short of
the College's all-time records in both
categories. A senior. Glowatski has good
speed and excellent hands.
One problem for the Aggies, however,
has been finding someone to comple-
ment Glowatski's pass-catching abilities.
Kevin Boyle, who was showing signs of
developing into that kind of receiver,
decided not to return to DVC for his
junior year.
"It's a major area of concern for us,"
said Wilson. "After Glowatski, we just
haven't been able to find someone who
can help us."
A Different Kind of Learning
Experience at DVC
Every Friday night at 7 p.m. you can
expect quite a bit of activity in the Stu-
dent Center Music Room. That's where
the DVC Christian Fellowship meets to
delve into the Holy Scriptures through
song, sharing and discussion. Every Fri-
day night the Fellowship hosts a speaker
(usually a local pastor) who talks about
some aspect of the Christian way of life.
The Fellowship is also planning other ac-
tivities, such as a Fall Retreat (September
28-30), weekend activities, picnics and
community service projects for this
semester. CF invites anyone who is in-
terested to stop by and join us. And may
God bless!
The same holds true at tight end,
where junior Brian Breneman is the
returnee. Wilson has tried several can-
didates at tight end to spell Breneman
but has not yet been successful .
Defensively, the questions are even
more numerous. All-American tackle
Dave Murphy graduated, leaving a gap-
ing hole in the defensive line. Junior Rob
Charette, last year's leading tackier, is
the anchor. Sophomore Chuck Heiber
has asserted himself at one of the end
spots while junior John Riley inherits the
other.
The linebacking crew seems solid with
returnees Joe Chrismer, Jim Hannon
and Bruce Sweda. The secondary, how-
ever, is still unsettled, with junior Joe
Cox, Steve Clark, senior Bob D'Arpa
and senior Joe Radaszewski the leading
candidates for starting jobs.
In Randolph-Macon, the Aggies will
be facing a team which started slowly last
year but wound up winning five of its last
six games. The Yellow Jackets finished
with an overall record of 5-5 and an Old
Dominion Athletic Conference record of
4-2.
The Aggies won last year's meeting
between the two teams by a 33-0 score.
Randolph- Macon has 13 starters back
from last year, including offensive tackle
Doug Seay. defensive back Jay Pitts,
running back Greg Amick and running
back Alan Wright (682 yards rushing. 22
receptions, four touchdowns) .
Defensive tackle Tom Shaw, who had
10 sacks among his 90 team-leading 90
tackles last year, is another key returnee
for the Yellow Jackets.
"This is a big game for us," said Wil-
son. "It's important that we start this
season off on a good foot. Randolph-
Macon is a very good team. We'll have
to be ready to give it our best shot."
After returning from Ashland, the Ag-
gies will begin preparations for their
home-opener against Albright College
Saturday, September 15 at James Work
Memorial Stadium.
Biology Club
ATTENTION!! On behalf of the Biol-
ogy Club and all upperclassmen. we
would like to welcome all incoming fresh-
men, We plan to have a really exciting
year! Our big event this year is a Whale
Watch at Cape Cod. The trip sounds
great and we would like to welcome
anyone and everyone interested to join
us. For more information see Tim Sitarik,
Work 114 or Kate Smith, Cooke 109.
We hope to see you at our meeting on
September 10 in Mandell 216 at 4:15
p.m.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht
Artist Suzanne Heileman
Photographer Tim Ireland
Advisors . , Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV. No. 3
Friday. September 14. 1984
NOTICE; The opinions i'xprcssfd m ariv imlivitlual arliclc do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or scfiool.
DVC at the Vet!
Phillies vs. Mets
Sept. 18 - Be There!
Mrs. Jean Work
Decades of Dedication
E.D.W.
After 34 years of service to Delaware
Valley College, Mrs. Jean Work, wife of
past president. James Work, has decided
to retire as assistant to the president.
Mrs. Work's career began in 1950 when
she served as a secretary. She later
became an administrative assistant to the
then president Work. She served in that
post, till her husband's death in 1977. At
that time she became vice president of
administrative affairs. During those years
Mrs. Work was responsible for many
things, including the department of per-
sonnel, the post office, motor vehicles,
house keeping, and overseer of Dean of
students office. Later on she served as
business manager and a liason to the stu-
dent body and student government.
(When talking with anyone who knew
her, the students were her major concern.)
In testimony to her dedication to the stu-
dent body the class of '75 honored her
with the Jean Work memorial garden out-
side the Work gymnasium.
Mrs. Work was much respected by her
co-workers, as she was always there,
whether it was a campus concern or a
personal problem. Mrs. Work is viewed
by many as a big sister, favorite aunt, or
dear friend. To many, Mrs. Work was
the family person in the administration,
she made school home.
In most recent years Mrs. Work served
as vice president and assistant to the
president. (1980-1983) when she de-
cided to retire, she remained as the assis-
tant to the president until this year.
On Sunday, September 9th Mrs. Work
was honored at a dinner, where many
members of the Board of Trustees, (since
1977 Mrs. Work has been secretary and
still holds that post), faculty, administra-
tion, students, and alumni turned out to
say thanks and good luck.
Mrs. Work still plans to come to foot-
ball games (a true aggie at heart) and
other school events such as homecoming
and A-Day. One can only assume that
Florida or the Bahamas also fit into her
plans.
'n. ^ #
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Ram Pages would like to thank every-
one who attended Monday's meeting. It
was a successful meeting. As our staff
grows, we are capable of covering more
areas of interest. Our next meeting is
Monday, September 17 at 7:30 p.m. in
the Ram Pages Office, 2nd floor. Stu-
dent Center. Anyone interested please
attend. Thank you!
Co-editors
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
What's Happening around
the O.H. Building?
By Jamie Beck
Our new O.H. building was erected
last summer and finished late in the fall.
As the workmen were regrading the
grounds this summer they encountered a
number of complications. First, they ran
into a septic field, next the big oak tree by
the main building died, and finally, they
discovered flooding behind the building
due in part to drainage backup by the rail-
road tracks. Currently, they are trying to
solve these problems using a variety of
methods. At one time they tried to break
the septic field but then decided to put a
concrete platform over top to protect it.
The workers are having more difficulty
with taking down the oak tree than ex-
pected, but the tree should be down by
the printing of this article. They will also
be taking down a dead tree by Eisner
Hall, which is the new audio- visual
building.
The area around the OH. building
will be landscaped this coming spring
and some of it may even be done this fall.
Mr. Blau and students in his design class
are developing plans for the landscaping.
Plans are to build a Dwarf Conifer Garden
that will be by the library and stretch to
Eisner Hall, which then connects to the
Hillman Sitting Garden.
An OH. major alumnus of D.V.C.,
Martin Brooks, is assisting the department
with the Dwarf Conifer Garden project.
Frederick Gray is the coordinator of ar-
boreba and the Dwarf Conifer. The time
it will take for completion will be a couple
of years. Plans are to initially get some of
the Dwarf Conifer plants growing close
together, then to thin them out and
spread the plants
A WILD DANCE PARTY
By Jean Meyer
The first dance of the 1984 fall season
began with a bang on Saturday night.
But it was not just an old plain style
dance, where everyone stands in groups
of twos and threes and watches a half
dozen on the dance floor. No, it was sure
different! Why, because it was a video
dance. Everyone either watched the vid-
eo, danced or did both! It was really wild!
Or was it wild because it was the first
dance held in the new Student Center.
What ever the reason. I am sure that
everyone there had a great time!
The video dance was produced by the
Electric Video Company, Inc. on Sep-
tember 8th. To produce their music and
video, they use state of the art "Sony"
video equipment and "Bose" concert
system . The system combined resulted in
a very good time.
The Electric Video played exciting vid-
eos such as Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
and "Beat It", David Bowie, and Rod
Stewart. They played a variety of songs
to please everyone.
Special thanks go to Student Govern-
ment for sponsoring the Wild Dance par-
ty and to the Electric Video for putting on
the first dance of the semester.
Students Refine Del Val James J. MapeS
How many of you are bored and tired
of the same old dull weekends? Tired of
sitting in your rooms and watching TV.?
Why don't you do something for yourself
and your school? We are getting people
together on weekends to work on different
areas of the campus, to improve and
beautify it. to make it look like it should.
The school does not have the man power
to do it all themselves so we would like to
help them. It's going to be a lot of fun to
get out with your friends and work to-
gether on cleaning up and fixing areas
such as Lake Archer and the Arboretum,
the woodland area behind the Ag. build-
ing, the Dwarf Conifer garden, the green-
house area, and many other areas. If any-
one has any suggestions on things to do
or any ideas about the outside of the
campus please drop a note in my box —
Alan. Box 950. or stop by Goldman 106
for further details. Let's see if we can get
people together, who care and want to
keep busy, and get this campus on a role
of beauty. Tools and any equipment
needed will be supplied.
Saturday, September 8th we went to
Lake Archer and started on the Arbore-
tum. We worked on cleaning the area
around the lake and the Arboretum itself.
Also some prunning and planting were
done. Overall we had a good time im-
proving our second home and hope to
see more people show up next time. We
had about eight people for the morning
and about five in the afternoon. Saturday.
September 15th might be our next day
out at the lake. Look for details and a
sign-up in the cafe.
I would also like to thank everyone
who showed up Saturday and would like
to especially thank Mr. Ray for his time
and devotion he put out with us. Thank
you.
Sincerely.
Alan Hamann
"" This Week on
^ Campus
* FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
^ Coffee House — Glen Elliot
Coffee House Rcxjm
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBOt 15
Football (H) vs. AftHight,
1:30 p.m.
Soccer (H) vs. Scranton.
1:00 pm.
^ VoUeyball (H) vs. Messiah.
6:30 p.m.
< fc C ross Country (A) vs. Widener,
1^^ Nk>ravian. Susquehanna,
^^^ - 12 noon, W - 12:30 p.m.
• •••••#••
by Bob Wecht
On Wednesday night September 5,
over 40 Doylestown residents and many
more DVC students watched one of the
funniest and informative shows on hyp-
notism this college has seen in years.
James J. Mapes, a fourteen-year veteran
of hypnosis therapy, not only made us
laugh until we ached, but set our minds
at ease concerning the untrue fears of
hypnotism and it*, so called ill effects. He
first gave a brief history of this technique
and explained the six stages of hypno-
tism. At first 27 people came to the
stage. After a few relaxation suggestions
and a basic suggestibility test (concen-
trating on one thing) only 18 people
were left on stage. These remaining
voyagers were put aboard the space ship
PSI (representing the 23rd letter of the
Greek alphabet and a symbol identifying
or symbolizing those parts of our minds
that can't be proven to exist by science) .
At one point, they believed a little green
man was under their seat and one stu-
dent. Chuck Hess, was so scared of his
miniature gumby that he fell off the stage
right on his rear end! The participants
were made to do a variety of things such
as doing the twist, moving in slow mo-
tion and reacting to different types of
movies as six-year-olds. The finale con-
sisted of only three people. Each was
brought back in time first to 12 and then
to six-years-old. At each different time
period they put their signatures on the
black board with a kindergarten drawing
to boot. Everyone had a great time and I
hope that Mr. Mapes continues to bring
laughter and enlightenment to DVC stu-
dents for years to come.
Error in Print
Ram Pages would like to apologize for
the misspelling of Dr. Krauskopfs name
in last week's article on the Hillman Sit-
ting Garden. Sorry!
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 17
Field Hockey (A) vs. Albright,
4:00 p.m.
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 18
DVC at the Vet! Phillies vs. Mets,
tms leaves 5:30 p.m.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
Soacr (H) vs. Muhlenberg.
3:30 p.m.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
Volleyball (H) vs. Cedar Crest,
6:30 p.m.
• ••••••
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Aggies Surprised by
Randolph-Macon,
Prepare for MAC Opener
If there was a silver lining in the dark
cloud that was Delaware Valley College's
season -opening 34-23 loss to Randolph-
Macon College Saturday afternoon, it is
that the Aggies probably won't commit
eight turnovers in a game the rest of the
season.
And considering the fact that the Ag-
gies racked up 379 yards in total offense
despite the four lost fumbles and the four
interceptions, brighter days may still be in
the offing. Aggies head coach Al Wilson
is hoping they will begin Saturday when
the Aggies take on Albright College in a
1:30 p.m. game at James Work Memo-
rial Stadium.
"We just didn't execute." said Wilson
after the Randolph -Macon game. "We
just made too many mistakes. You can't
give up the ball eight times and still
expect to win."
Despite the loss there wett a couple of
highlights for the Aggies. Senior running
back Nick Russo had one of the best
games of his collegiate career, carrying
the ball 28 times for 111 yards and two
touchdowns. Russo also caught three
passes for 40 yards. Russo was a real
workhorse during the Aggies' 18-play
scoring drive in the first half, toting the
ball 1 1 times for 33 yards.
Another player enjoying a fine game
was senior split end Dan Glowatski. who
caught seven passes for 151 yards and a
touchdown. When he caught a five-yard
TD pass from Gary Kemberling in the
second quarter, Glowatski became the
Aggies' all-time receiving yardage leader,
passing Harry Capozzoli. Glowatski now
has 1.929 yards receiving in his career.
He needs five more catches to surpass
Capozzoli in that category also.
Defensively, the Aggies were led by
sophomore middle linebacker Jim Han-
non. senior tackle Joe Risi and tackle
Bob Charette. Risi was named Doyles-
town Moose Club Player of the Week for
his performance.
"Wc played well at times," said
Wilson. "But we need more consistency
and concentration. We'll have to have
our act together this week against
Albright." " .. v.
The Lions will be playing their season -
opener this week against Delaware Val-
ley College. Albright was 5-4 last year.
The Aggies won last year's contest by a
26-7 score and have now won five
straight games against the Lions.
Albright's last win in the series came in
1977 by a 35-8 score. Albright leads the
season series between the teams by a
10-9 margin.
The Lions have 16 starters back from
last year's team. They are led on offense
by running back Chris Arnout. who car-
ried the ball 189 times for 661 yards and
a touchdown last year.
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
On Tuesday, September 4th. the DVC
cross country team made its 1984 debut
in a scrimmage meet against Bucks
County Community College. The team
showed strong individual strength as well
as good pack running in an impressive
20-37 win. Junior Ken McDaid 6i DVC
won the race in a time of 29:29 on our
5.4 mile course. He was followed by soph-
omore Dave Spotts in second (30:22).
DVC then took fourth and fifth places in
the persons of junior transfer. Al Krouse
and senior captain, Tom Reynolds. Clos-
ing our the scoring for the Aggies was
Don Billet (8th). Rick Johnson (10th).
and John Thomson (llth).;*^ >^ -;!; ^c ;
On Saturday, the Harriers competed
in the Lebanon Valley Invitational. The
meet attracted 190 runners from Division
II and 111 schools. When all of the results
were tallied. DVC emerged with an im-
pressive 10th place finish (out of 21
schools). Of the 21 teams present, 11
were from the MAC Conference and
DVC was the 4th place team in that divi-
sion. Individually. Ken McDaid again led
the way for the Aggie finishing in 35th
place. Once again he was followed closely
by teammates Dave Spotts (57th). Tom
Reynolds (60th). and Al Krouse (63rd).
The team travels to Wilkes College
tomorrow to compete against Wilkes.
Kings College, and Bloomsburg.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
• : The DVC women's cross country
team will travel to Wilkes College tomor-
row to run against Wilkes. Kings College,
and Bloomsburg.
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WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
The Lady Spikers opened their season
on Saturday with a scrimmage against
North East Christian. The girls won three
games in a row, 15-9. 15-8. 15-13. The
leading spiker was Chris LeFevre. with
Michele Heffner being the leading setter
and server. The next volleyball game is
this Saturday against Messiah. There
should be some exciting volleyball, so
come out and be entertained.
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Your article on the summer Olympics
was very interesting but you seemed to
have missed a few well appreciated sports.
Women's volleyball was a very uplifting
sport plus we came out with a silver
medal. Women's basketball was also a
highly emotional sport that ended up
with a gold medal that you really should
not have overlooked. Why not mention
them, you mentioned men's basketball?
Your nasty comments on synchronized
swimming were ridiculous. Those girls
spent nine years of their life trying to
perfect their routine together and they
deserved the gold medal they received.
In my opinion Greco-Roman wrestling
should be taken out of the Olympics, but
we all have our opinion.
Sincerely,
Connie Hajioannou
Dear Connie,
I realize that I "missed" a few sports m
my brief coverage of the Olympic high-
lights but my intent was to touch on what
I felt were the brightest parts of the two
weeks and not to compose a doctoral
thesis of the 1984 summer Olympics.
.Any team that practices eight hours a
day. six days a week for several years (as
our women's volleyball team did) had
better win a medal! As for the women's
basketball team — they faced absolutely
no competition..
My comments concerning synchronized
swimming were based on the opinions of
many sports analysts. Farmers spend four-
teen to eighteen hours a day for an entire
lifetime "perfecting their routine." but
should farming becoming an olympic
sport? Sports is guts, sweat, and deter-
mination and 1 felt that synchronized
swimming did not contain enough of any
of these qualities. Thanks for the letter
Connie!
CLUB NEWS
Newman Club
Attention all students that want to share
their religious beliefs. There will be the
first meeting of the Newman Club on Sun-
day. September 16th in the Coffee House
Room at 7:00 p.m. All are welcome!
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located riext to DVC
Appointments are not always necessary.
Stop in or call: .348 2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH ID.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn, Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Stephen Persand.
Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Carolyn Brodhag, Ken McDaid
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988.-
Vol. XVIV. No. 4
Friday. September 21. 1984
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GO FOR IT
DVC
ATHLETES!
WELCOME PARENTS
Changes on Campus
This Year
Bv Jamil' Bfck
TluTo fiavt' bff 11 iiunit'rous changys
oti campus to make everythitig nicer for
t'veryom',
Mr Norman Schorr, an alumnus who
IS in tht' aluminum busint'ss. provided us
with iH'w scrfc'fiis for all the dorms. These
screens will conserve energy by adding
insulation to the dorms
I)r Arthur Wolf, vice president of Fi-
nancial Affairs and Planning and other
membi'rs of the administratioit are very
pleased with the work done on the second
floor of Segal Hall The wf)rkmen put in
a new ceiling atid new lights, in addition
tf) takitig down the partitions to make a
new Arts Center They also installed a
new bf:)iler in Segal's basement which pro
vides energy to Elson Hall. Segal Hall,
and the Ruciley-Neumann Gym This
boiler is a lot more energy efficient than
the last one.
We have a new Infirmary. Its located
m the n-ar of HIson Hall. The unit takes
the place of several bedrooms. While
building the facility, the builders retiled
tik' bathroom. The old infirmarv' in Ulman
Hall is Ix'ing used for the community
coordinator and student bedrooms.
fiisner Hall has beei^ made into an
Audio Visual Center. The builders got
the interior redone to provide a nice, en-
ergy saving facility and also make it a
nice place for studv and storage. The
lower level of the library will become
more of a storage area for journals and
magazines, while remaining as a study
area.
Many changes in the administration's
office areas The Business Administration
offices inoved from Lasker Hall to
Allman where the Registrar used to be
The Registrar moved to Lasker Hall
where the Accounting office had been
housed and the Accounting office moved
to the previous location of the Business
Administration offices.
Both Cooke and Barness Halls were
painted and new hall lights were installed
to make the dorms brighter.
The main parking lot is being expanded
to make more parking space for students'
parking. The workers cleared the space
and laid gravel, but the stones will have
to settle this year; during the summer of
1985 the area will be blacktopped.
An intramural field will be established
behind the railroad tracks, opposite the
football field. Two acres have been allo-
cated for the field The field will be re-
placing some of the crops in the orchard.
The next big project is to create a com-
puter center in Allman Hall. This will pro-
vide more space for the computers
Dr Wolf says he is very pleased with
what has been done and that most of the
cost for the building will be paid from the
savings from the fuel and energy costs.
New storm windows on Ulman Hal!
Photo bv Tim Ireland
Another First
for Mr. Adelson
and for DVC
Bu Tim Ireland
After M) years of service to Del Val.
Mr Adelson has been promoted from
Acting Dean of Student Services to Dean
of Student Services. This position was
created only last year in an attempt to
bring all the vanous student services
together for coordination. So. he is the
first to hold this position.
Mr Adelson started at DVC back in
1%4 as a research associate His reason
for coming to DVC was to work under
I)r Albert Schatz. co-discoverer of
Streptocmycin. - ■
In 1958 he was asked to design the Bi-
ology [department and became its first
Department Chairperson. Later, when
the school decided to combine the Biolo-
gy, Chemistry, Math and Physics Depart-
ments (Food Industry was added later).
Department Chairman Adelson became
[division Chairman of Science Adelson.
Mr Adelson also holds the distinction
of being the only faculty member at DVC
to be appointed Associate Dean twice!
He was appointed Associate Dean early
in 1973 while he was still the Chairman
of the Science Division. In September of
1973 he suffered a heart attack and gave
up his position He was re appointed
Associate Dean about three years ago.
More about his past:
Mr Adelson has a Bachelors Degree
in Biology along with a Master's Degree
in Biology. He worked toward his Doc
Plioto by Tim Iri'land
torate at Rutgers University in zoology
with an emphasis on Marine Biology,
specifically working on the mortality of
oysters in Delaware Bay He got to know
Dr. Schatz while at Rutgers, who was
Mr. Adelson's reasoP for coming to Del
Val.
His new position:
As Dean of Student Services. Mr Adel-
son will work to coordinate all student
services including: admissions, place-
ment, student counseling, dining hall
manager, infirmary (health services),
superintendent of motor vehicles, security
and Dean of Students. Mr. Adelson
hopes that, "the coordination of these
services will enable us to do a better job
at providing for the needs of the students."
He feels that they are moving in the right
direction but that there is still much more
to be done. "The student should feel com-
fortable and happy with dining, social
activities and living accomodations."
Areas where improvements are already
evident are in the placement office, head-
ed by Mr. Craver. which is doing very
well and in reestablishing communications
between student government and the
dining hall.
Mr. Adelson claims that. "Our proce-
dure is designed to improve and accom-
plish." and he adds, "we will do it!" Their
ultimate goal is to open a continual line
of communication where, through the
student government, the students can
voice their concerns and pleasures.
Mr. Adelson was chosen because the
school was looking for someone who
. could look at the students from both an
academic standpoint and from a "campus
life" standpoint. He feels that he has
been here long enough to know what
needs to be done. He feels that he is fur-
ther qualified because he has a 19-year-
old son, which enables him to have
some understanding of our generation.
One might think that with all these
responsibilities he would have time to do
little else yet, Mr. Adelson continues to
assist Mr. Johnson with Ecology in the
fall and to teach Histology in the spring.
He does so because he likes to teach and
he feels that the classroom contact with
students helps him to keep his finger on
the pulse of things.
Good Luck Dean Adelson!
This Week on
Campus
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 21
Come dance with "ORION" from 9:00p.m.
to 1:00 a m
Fidd Hockey (A) vs Muhlenberg. 4:00 p.m.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
Parents' Day* Have your parents come out
to see the Aggies play
Football (H) vs. Susquehanna. 1:30 pm.
Soccer (H) vs. Widener. 11:00 am
Volleyball (A) FDU Madison Tournament,
11:00 a.m.
Mens Cros'- Country & Women's Cross
Country (.A' vs. Widener. Moravian, and
Susquelianna — Men's game at noon and
Women* ^me.at 12:.% p.m.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
Brir^ a i^iend to hold on to for the horror
flick PbHergeist It's at the APR. at 8:00 p m
Soccer (A) vs. Beaver College. 3:30 p. m
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 25
At the Student Center Courtyard, go to a
coffeehouse with Jay Smar
Field Hockey (H) vs immaculata. 4:00 p m.
WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 26
Soccer (H) vs. Spring Garden. 3:00 p.m.
Come out and cheer the guys on!
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 27
Field Hockey (A) vs. Moravian. 4:00 p.m.
Volleyball (A) vs Allentown. 6:00 pm.
9:30 am
to
11:30am
•¥ 9:00 am
Parents' Day
Highlights
the
11:00am
11:30am
to
1:00 pm
l:30p.m
5:00 pm
to
6:00 p.m.
Weicomlng Remarks in
James Work Gymnasium
Parents' Reception in the Stu-
dent Center Ail Purpose Room
(coffee and donuts) During this
time period, members of our faculty
and administration will be available
to meet parents They are anxious
not only to meet you. but to answer
any que^ions you might have
about our programs. It is recom-
mended that fjarents ascertain the
names of their son's/daughter's
teachers prior to arrival
Soccer DVC vs Widener
Pre-Game Luncheon
in the Student Center All-Purpose
Room-
Football DVC vs. Susquehanna
(tickets may be purchased at the
gate)
Dinner Parents may purchase din
ner in the David Levin Dining Hall
on a cash basis ($4 % per person) .
Ewriy Evening Activity sponsored
by Student Government.
¥¥¥*¥¥¥¥
Student Center Services
PARENTS' DAY
V SNACKBAR
8:00 to 11:00 A.M.
Breakfast Specials Available
STORE
9:30 A.M. to game time
After game to 5:15 P.M.
GAME ROOM
Open — No attendant
■ji*""' tttkii^
Dear Editors
Summer's come and summer's gone
but where are all our promised garbage
cans? We went through about three
years now without enough. Some of us
went through it longer but let's hope we
won't have to go through it any longer
than this year. 1 think the school should
purchase a can that can be permanently
installed so none can be stolen. Let's see
if we can get some cans so the garbage
can be put where it belongs.
Now let's also try to get everyone to-
gether and put the waste where it belongs.
I can't understand why someone would
throw bottles, cans, paper and other
wastes out of a window onto the grounds
of a place where they spend nine months
of their year. Why don't you slobs start
realizing this is your home for the next
few years and try to make it look like it
should. Like Dr. Feldstein says, "This
place will look like an island Paradise
someday."
So let's work together, please work to-
gether and chip in, pick up any trash you
see now and put it in the cans and until
we get new ones use the ones we already
have. Thanks.
Sincerely,
A concerned neighbor.
Alan Hamann
How Good Are You
At Chess?
The Delaware Valley College Chess
Club and the Doylestown Chess Club
are co-sponsoring a nationally advertised,
USCF rated chess tournament. Sunday
September 23rd. open to the public.
USCF is the United States Chess Federa-
tion. The tournament is the Del Val Fall
Quads. Each quad is a group of four play-
ers that, in three games, play each other
a game of chess. Games are played in
the Student Center Coffeehouse at
10:00 A.M., 1:00 P.M. and 4:00 P.M.
Registration is at 9:00 A.M. The entry
fee is $5.00. There is a first prize of
$10.00 and a second prize of $5.00 for
each quad. Ralph Bleiler of the Doyles-
town Chess Club is the tournament
director.
Tournament chess games are a chal-
lenge to play. Each player uses a clock,
connected to his opponent's clock, so
that each player has 40 minutes to make
20 moves, 80 minutes to make 40 moves,
etc. A player who runs out of time before
his opponent forfeits the game because
of time. Games can end at any time
because of a mate. Most players keep a
record of their moves during the game,
to study or gloat over after the tournament.
Visitors are welcome, provided there
are no distracting noises, comments or
movements. Del Val Quads are becom-
ing a semi-annual event at Delaware Val-
ley College, The winter quad was held
this past February with Dr. Allison as the
tournament director. There were 16
players in the February tournament.
Ratings ranged from unrated to 1996.
The highest rated player in each quad
did not always win. Wins must be earned
over the chessboard . The last tournament
had only one Del Val student entered,
probably because there was next to no
local publicity.
Dear Editors
I went to the Student Store today, and
do you know what? It was closed! This is
starting to become a typical occurence
for me (yes. maybe I should learn what
the hours are) , but this particular store is
called the STUDENT Store and it is in
the STUDENT Center with a STUDENT
Snack Bar and a STUDENT Game
Room.
Students are here (whether 75 over
the summer or 1400 during the semester),
24 hours a day and do you know what
that means? That means the Student
Center should be open 24 hours a day.
(Some people really do have trouble
sleeping.)
The Snack Bar should definitely be
open during dinner hours (it was not
over the summer) since not everyone
cares to eat at the cafeteria (one of the
more major reasons I moved off cam-
pus). And yes, people really do eat on
Friday and Saturday nights.
The Student Store should also be
open almost constantly so that when you
can afford to buy something in there you
can. (Whatever happened to the 25% dis-
count after football games and the end-
of-the year sale like in the old store?
They were great!) Since it is an "expand-
ed" store it should also carry more sup-
plies than Del Val promotional items.
1 do realize it costs money to pay people
to work more hours, but this is a private
institution so I assume it is a profit-
making organization. Anyway, the Stu-
dent Center is there, supposedly for the
students and if there is a major problem
with affording it, it should have been
ELEPHANT STEW
(Stolen from the Dining Hall recipe file.)
1 elephant — salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)
Cut one elephant into bite size pieces.
This should take about two months. Add
brown gravy to cover. Cook over kero-
sene fire at 465° for four weeks. This will
serve 3,800 people. If more are expected,
two rabbits may be added, but do this
only if necessary because most people
do not like to find hare in their stew.
CLUB NEWS
Music News
The 30 voice chorale is now practicing
for various programs they will present
throughout the year on and off campus.
Anyone interested in singing a variety of
music is welcome to come to the music
room every Monday and Wednesday at
4:15 for relaxation through music. .
: Tickets for the senior student concerts
of the Philadelphia Orchestra will soon
be on sale. See Mrs. Roberts or Mr. Dur-
ner about these special trips to the city.
Chess Club
■> The Chess Club will be having a candy
and soda sale. You can pick up your
munchies in Work 111 from 7:30 A.M.
to 1:30 P.M. Support your Chess Club!
ATTENTION ALL GOLFERS!
There will be an important meeting
concerning the fall tournament at 4:15
p.m. on Monday, September 24th in the
Work Hall lobby. All are wekome. Fresh-
men, please attend.
thought of before it was ever built. I also
realize that there are the idiots on cam-
pus who prefer to vandalize rather than
make use of something that is supposed
to be for them, but still, everyone else
should not have to suffer because of a
few (nothing wrong with a full time
security guard). If people on campus
don't want to work the off hours (Friday
and Saturday nights), jjve the jobs to
outside people.
We know that there are a number of
people who don't particularly care for the
Student Center, especially when you
have to force people, clubs, etc. to use it.
All I'm trying to do is use it when I want,
whenever I want. As long as there is ONE
student who may need the services it of-
fers it should be available for that one
person.
Sincerely,
After all it is called
the Student Center.
Dear Upset over Student Center,
Our suggestion to you is to go to either
the directors of the Student Center or to
the Student Government Committee
that was set up for complaints about the
Student Center. You must realize that it
is impossible for the Student Center to be
open 24 hours a day for security reasons
and it's not financially possible for all the
areas to be covered by employees for 24
hours a day. Again, see the Student
Government Committee if you are
unhappy. They are the ones who can get
something done.
Editors-in -Chief
ATTENTION
PARENTS!
A suggestion from the Ram Pages
staff: After spending a "long, tir-
ing day" with that "child" that you
"couldn't wait to send off to college,"
why not treat her/him to an "expen-
sive" dinner at one of the many
"fine" restaurants in the center of
Doylestown!
SORRY! It was only a suggestion!
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie. ,^ ;, ;.:_■_
I am a fairly attractive girl with a boy-
friend at home where I live. My problem
is every time I'm in the cafeteria, or just
walking, some guy tries to pick me up. I
am faithful to my boyfriend but it is hard
for me to keep telling guys no. What
should I do? !
Faithfully his
Dear Faith, * *
I don't know what you consider faithful
But I don't see anything wrong with go-
ing with a few friends (guys) to a coffee-,
house or a dance if it's just for fun . How-
ever, if you want to remain faithful to
him, don't let it go past that.
Aggie
Dear Readers,
If anyone has a problem and feels that
others may have the same, please write
me (Dear Aggie), c/o Ram Pages, so
you can all get your answer.
LEARN NOT TO BURN:
It's Your Choice
Every day you are called upon to
make decisions. Among your choices is
whether you will live safely or recklessly
with fire. Unfortunately, some people
choose to be reckless and either die or
are seriously burned or cause others to
die in campus fires. You can avoid this if
you choose to. You can keep your life,
your possessions and your friends.
Your room on campus can be con*
sidered your apartment; it is your home.
Your residence hall can be thought of in
terms of an apartment complex. More
than likely, you are keeping most of your
personal possessions in your room. When
you are aware of fire safety, your posses-
sions and you will be protected.
You will be fire safe when you avoid
fire hazards. The three most common
causes of fire are cigarettes, appliances
and heating elements. It would be easier
to avoid responsibility for safety than to
avoid hazards. But responsibility comes
with being on your own. If you avoid
responsibility for safety, the consequences
for you and your friends can be tragic.
Even if you choose to live safely, some
of your friends may not. A fire is not
planned ahead of time. You can plan
ahead, however, to act quickly and safely.
1. Know how to get out if your exit is
blocked. Make sure you know at least
two ways out.
2. If there is a fire in your room, get our
and close the door. A closed door can
hold back the fire.
3. If the fire is somewhere else, feel your
room door before opening it. If your
door is hot. do not open it. Fill air
spaces with towels,
4. Carry a towel to protect yourself from
smoke inhalation Wear a coat and
hard-soled shoes.
5. Keep windows and doors closed so
the fire is not circulated.
6. Crawl if the building is smoke filled.
There 's fresh air near the f!f)or.
7 Do not go back. None of your posses-
sions are worth going back for. Many
people have died returning to a
building on fire.
Will you ignore safety and endanger
yourself and others? Or. will you avoid
the hazards that kill and injure students
on campus? The choice is really up to
you.
CLASSIFIED
• Seeking people with uncontrollable
eating binges for a treatment study.
All inquiries will remain confidential.
Call Jane Kessler at 348-8212 for fur-
ther information.
• MISSING: One orange/brown plaid
chair from Berkowitz lounge. It was
lost sometime Tuesday (September
11. 1984) night. Anyone who knows
where it might be found, please con-
tact Noreen. Berk 107. Ext. 317.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief . Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor ........ Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising ...... . ^.■. ■. Duke Blessing
Reporters ... . . : ■ . . Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck, Stephen Persand,
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Don Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
#««»v
Horticulturist & Humanitarian
Died at 71
By LE.B.
How many of you have hiked out past
Lake Archer, the soccer field, and across
the road to the greenhouses? My guess is
that a good number of OH. students
have! Those greenhouses, known as
Burpee's greenhouses are located on
Fordhook Farms, the estate of the late
Lois Torrance Burpee. Mrs. Burpee very
graciously leased the greenhouses to
DVC for a very nominal fee.
On Monday evening, September 3rd,
Lois Torrance Burpee. 7L collapsed in
Kennedy Airport in New York, after a
flight back from England where she was
visiting her sister. Mrs. Burpee, who still
resided on Fordhook Farms, was the
widow of David Burpee who for 55 years
was the owner of the internationally
known W. Atlee Burpee Co. He sold the
company to General Foods in 1970.
If you ever met Mrs. Burpee, you
would know that she was a very friendly,
simple, but concerned person and these
aspects radiated throughout her life.
When Mrs. Burpee met up with Pearl S
Buck, they formed an international
adoption agency for Amerasian children
which they called the Welcome House in
1949. The first headquarters of this well-
known organization was at Fordhook
Farms.
Lois Burpee spent a lot of time in her
gardens around Fordhook. She called
herself "a plain garden cook," and often
experimented with the vegetables which
she harvested. Out of her gardening ex-
periences became her anecdotal collec-
tion of her recipes and gardening tips
entitled "Lois Burpee's Gardener's Com-
panion and Cookbook." This was pub-
lished in 1983 by Harper and Row.
Mrs. Burpee was also a founder and
president of the Doylestown Preschool
Association, a longtime member of the
Village Improvement Association of
Doylestown. serving on the hospital
committee, a founder of the Bucks
County Mental Health Society, and a
member of the Doylestown Nature Club
for more than 40 years and was active
with the club in trying to establish an ar-
boretum at the Fonthill museum property.
Because Lois Burpee was such an ac-
tive person in the Bucks County commu-
nity, she received many awards for her
charitable work, in 1979, she was hon-
ored as Woman of the Year by the Pearl
S. Buck Foundation. She was presented
with the Bucks County Golden Circle
Award in 1981 and the Humanitarian
Award of the Central Bucks Chamber of
Commerce in 1982. Obviously, this lead-
ing citizen of Bucks County will be great-
ly missed.
■iMta
FALL 1984
Gardening Lectures
The Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment of Delaware Valley College and the
Doylestown Nature Club arc again co-
sponsoring a series of three lectures illus-
trated with slides. These programs are
open to the public, students, faculty and
administration. They will be held in the
new Student Center upstairs. Admission
is free and you are cordially invited to at
tend. The lectures will begin at 7:30 p.m.
Refreshments will be served following
the programs.
Lecture I
Wednesday. October 10. 1984
7:30 p.m.
"I^ative Azaleas"
by Bruce Keyser
My Keyser is a graduate of Delaware
Valley College. As a student, he worked
at the Morris Arboretum as propagator
and did hybridizing work with native aza-
leas. After graduation he taught Horticul-
ture for two years at a Tech. School in
Montgomery County The next three
years he had his own landscape business
in Waynesboro, then moved his business
to Bucks County for seven years. The
past three years he has been operating
Wynterset Nursery and also teaching
courses at the Barnes Foundation in
Merion .
Lecture II
Wednesday. October 17, 1984
7:30 p.m.
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
by Marvin Clymer
Mr Clymer grew up in Bryn Athyn.
He graduated from Penn State in 1974
with a B S. in Recreation and Parks. For
the next eight years he was the staff nat-
uralist with the Pennypack Watershed
Association In June 1983. he left there
to pursue a free lance career as speaker,
photographer and writer. He is now pre-
senting many entertaining and informative
programs about nature and the environ-
ment to many different audiences.
Lecture III
Wednesday. October 24, 1984
7:30 p.m.
"Day/;7ies"
by Dr K.H. Christiansen
Dr. Christiansen is a surgeon by pro-
fession and also a daylily lover. He has
been president of the Delaware Valley
Daylily Society for the past seven years.
During this time, membership has grown
from twenty-four families to over two
hundred families. He also has a nursery
where he grows and sells about eight
hundred daylily cultivars.
Villanova Theatre
1 984-85 Season Announced
Subscriptions are now available for
Villanova Theatre's 1984-85 season for
as little as $20- $28. Eight plays will be
presented during the season, covering a
wide range of subjects and styles, from
the Roaring Twenties to the Renaissance,
from hilarious farce to historical drama.
Call 645-7474 for more information.
The season will open with Sandy
Wilson's delightful musical comedy, The
Boy; Friend, Oct. 10-13, 24-27 and Oct,
31-Nov. 3. Everyone's falling in love
and/or dancing the Charleston in this
tuneful spoof of 20's musicals, to be
directed by David Warner.
The unpredictable world of dreams is
explored in August Strindberg's A Dream
Play;, a rarely-performed classic by one
of the masters of modern drama. James
J. Christy will direct the production,
which runs Nov. 14-17 and Nov. 28-
Dec. 1.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy
Crimes of the Heart by Beth Henley will
be performed Feb. 13-16 and 20-23.
This warm, humane play about the tribu-
lations of three charmingly off-beat sisters
won the Pulitzer Prize and the New York
Drama Critics Award for 1981. Terry
Guerin will direct.
Next, Villanova presents the area pre-
miere of a play by E.L. Doctorow, the
author of the best-selling novel Ragtime.
Drinks Before Dinner is an elegantly-
written play in which a quietly civilized
dinner party is suddenly disrupted by the
threat of violence. Irene G. Baird will
direct the production, which runs March
13-16 and 20-23. .
The final mainstage production of the
season will be Galileo, by Bertolt Brecht,
with performance dates set for April
17-20 and 24-27. Brecht's Galileo is a
vividly real and complex character,
caught between the conflicting demands
of science, government and personal
ethics. Considered by many critics to be
Brecht's greatest work and his most ac-
cessible. Galileo will be directed by Lon
Winston.
fn addition to the main series, a Studio
Series will feature small-scale produc-
tions of scripts by Lorca, Stoppard and
Durang. On Nov. 29, 30, Dec. 1 and 2,
two hilarious one-acts will be presented:
Tom Stoppard's surrealist detective com-
edy After Magritte and Christopher
Durang's zany satire of theatrical genres
The Actor's Nightmare. Carolyn Noone
will direct. The Love of Don Perlimpin
and Belisa in the Garden, subtitled "An
Erotic Lace-Paper Valentine," will be the
second Studio production on Mar. 28-
31. The great Spanish playwright Feder-
ico Garcia Lorca wrote this bawdy, bit-
tersweet farce. Joanna Rotte will direct.
Subscribers who make their orders
before Sept. 23 will receive the Studio
Series free. Other benefits include guar-
anteed seating, additional ticket dis-
counts, and discounts at various restaur-
ants and shops in the Delaware Valley
area.
All performances in both the main-
stage and the Studio Series will begin at
8 p.m.. with mainstage performances
being held in Vasey Theatre on the
Villanova University campus and studio
productions being performed in Good
Counsel Hall's Studio Theatre on the
Rosemont College campus. Single ticket
prices range from $5-$7 on weekdays
and from $6- $8 on Fridays and Satur-
days, with a dollar additional for musi-
cals. Studio Series individual tickets are
$3.
Vasey Theatre is located at Ithan and
Lancaster Aves. in Villanova, Pa. Free
parking is available across the street from
the theatre, which is within walking
distance of the Villanova stations of the
Paoli Locai and the Norristown High
Speed Line.
A Last Minute Thought
By Joan Meyer
Student Government sponsored a
D.J. Dance on Saturday the 15th in
honor of the first home football game.
The dance was a very last minute thought
that turned into a great idea! The local
D.J., Ron Fiscano, played a wide range
of songs and he also played any requests.
The music was a little loud, but the stu-
dents still had fun. Everyone there danced
the night away and there was plenty of
punch to drink when they rested before
songs.
The night before the dance was not
very successful. Student Government
sponsored a coffeehouse with Glen Elliot
the host of the show. Glen Elliot had an
excellent voice except each song sound-
ed the same. He was not a very good
entertainer because his songs had the
tendency to put the audience to sleep.
The small audience did enjoy the
delicious donuts.
I do want to thank Student Govern-
ment for providing the student body with
coffeehouses and dances. They always
make the weekend interesting and fun!
WISSAHICKON
WHEELERS BIKE CLUB
On Sundacy, September 23rd, the
Wissahickon 'Wheelers, a bicycle club lo-
cated in eastern Montgomery County,
hosts its Annual Autumn Bike Ride" —
a 35 mile bicv,cle tour over the scenic
backroads of rural Montgomery County.
This ride is designed for bike riders of all
abilities — you can set your own pace!
Members of the club will provide a well-
marked route, lunch and a sag wagon
for tired riders. A bike mechanic is avail-
able for emergency bike repairs or to help
fix flat tires. If you've never ridden an
organized bike ride before, try the Wissa-
hickon Wheeler's "Annual Autumn Bike
Ride" — it's a lot of fun.
The ride starts at 10:00 from the East
Mill road entrance to the Fort Washington
State Park in Flourtown — about two
miles south of the Fort Washington exit
of the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
Cost of the ride, including lunch is
$5.00. To register, or for additional infor-
mation, please contact Hank O'Donnell
at 247-7351 (d) or 643-0601 (e).
No Matter ...
What Happens . • .
By L.E.B.
Eastern Europe ... at the turn of the
century in a town with gravel streets, out-
side markets and the Jewish religion, in a
time where women were forbidden to
learn, there was YENTL.
Barbara Streisand, the director, actress
and dreamer of YENTL. carried the part
of a woman who wanted to and succeed-
ed in learning. She changed her identity
to a man and studied under a rabbi. Her
(or should 1 say his) best friend, Avigdar,
was a man who was engaged to a "beau-
tiful" woman who was forbidden to marry
him. Yentl married Hadass. Avigdar's
forbidden fiance, and this began a humor-
ous yet beautiful relationship.
In the end, Avigdar got Hadass, and
Yentl. she got her freedom — her free-
dom from Hadass aiui her freedom to
study and to be Yentl "No matter what
happens, it can't be the same anymore."
The soundtrack is one of the best that
Ms. Streisand has come up with yet. She
picks you up in the beginning and doesn't
let you down in the end. If you are a fan.
this movie and soundtrack is for you.
Thanks goes to social house who spon-
sored this movie last week. Keep it up.
My only complaint is about the audience.
If you are going to be getting up in the
middle of the movie, sit in the back.
About five people in front of me kept go-
ing out and coming back in. Next time,
either sit still or sit in the back!
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
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SIXERS
Trade Rautins to Indiana
By Duke Blessing
The Philadelphia 75ers traded forward
Leo Raiitiiis. their first round pick in the
U)83 draft, to the Indiana Pacers for
future considerations.
Rautins. a 6 '8" passing forward and
honorahle mention All American at Syra-
cuse had been bothered bv injuries during
his rookie season in the NBA.
The trade was made to free up money
that the 7(Ters can uso to sign Leon Wood
and Charles Barkley. their two top draft
choices this year.
Rautins. of Toronto, was the 17th
selection overall in the 1983 NBA draft,
the highest any Canadian has ever been
selected He played on the Canadian na-
tional team for four straight years.
The trade cuts the 76ers' roster down
to 12 veterans with the status of free agent
Franklin Edwards still up in the air.
Soccer Team
Booted by Scranton 11-1
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College soccer
team opened their 1984 season last Sat-
urday afternoon against perennial nemesis
Scranton University. The 11-1 final score
is an indication that once again. Scranton
is a Division III national powerhouse
In the first half, the Aggies managed to
send four shots just wide of the posts
while Scranton connected on only three
goals.
The second half was a different story
as Scranton blasted the Aggies defense
for eight goals to finish up the 11-1
whitewash.
The only DVC goal was netted by Rick
Berger off an Alex Simpson assist
The Aggies face Widener tomorrow at
11:00 a.m. Come out arid support the
team'
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
Last Tuesday, the Lady Aggies were
defeated by Ursinus The women played
an excellent first game winning 15-5.
The second game was also won 15-12.
Then, the strong Ursinus team won the
next three games in a row. (•> 15. .5 15
and 5 15 It was a tough loss, but the girls
plaved a good game Leading server was
Chris LeFevre. as well as leading spiker
leading setter was Vicki Keener.
On Saturdav. the Aggies plaved their
second MAC match against Me.ssiah
College The Ladies came out strong thi'
first game, leading 14-7. Thev were
stunneil bv Messiah's strong hitters and
lost the game Id- 14 The next two games
were also lost bv 15 2 ami L5 4 Leading
server wa^N Sharon Chapman Leading
setter was Vicki Keener and leatling
spiker was Shi'rvl Henrv The girls
played a tour,h match and vvould like to
thank evervoni' who came out on Satur
(lav nii|ht to chi'er us on It really helped
The Aggii'^ travel ,^\K■<^K: this weekend
to FDU for our first touinainent of tlu'
vear Wi^h us luck'
Bruce Seciici hi vard interception return
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bv Duke Blessing
For the second consecutive week. Ag-
gk' fullback Nick Husso did his dohn Rig
gins "three yards and a cloud of dust"
iinitati<')n as he scored two touchdowns
(raising his season total to four) in leading
the Aggies to a 21-14 victory over out
mannecf Albright College.
Till' P)S4 home opener was not one
of the most exciting games in recent vi'ars
but a win is a win aiul tlu' game did in
elude a few highlights
Dan ( jlowatski broke the Aggie career
pass ti'ceptions record with Ins first catch
in the second half (don"t ask me whv the
game was not stopped and (ilowatski
given the ball) "(jIow" finished the game
with nine receptions (to tie a single game
record) for 142 vards
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ACROSS
1 Go for a stroll
5 Gullible fools
• Opening for a
coin
13 Sign of the future
14 To the sheltered
side
15 Not a soul;
2 wds.
1$ Brief reminder
17 Castle protection
IB Part of a pound
19 "Life is just •'
4 wds.
22 Actress Fabray,
for short
23 of ofTice
(Inauguration
recital)
24 Cloth scrap
2S Arbor
Michigan
2e Greek letter
2t 500 sheets
32 Skiing hill
35 Sales tag phrase:
2 wds.
36 Wheel rod
37 Reading light
38 Astounded
39 Leaning Tower
site
40 Villainous
41 Bear hideaways
42 "Don't it!":
;. 2 wd8. .
43 Appointment
44 Blazed a trail
45 Mayday call
46 Oneself: Fr, ;
46 Roman censor ,
50 Mai (rum
drink)
53 Reddish-yellow,
as hair: 2 wds.
56 Korean capital
59 Fishing line spool
60 "False" object of
worship
61 Tennis star Austin
62 Auntie of
Broadway
63 Built
64 Flank
65 Carter and
Vanderbilt
66 Potato "peepers"
DOWN
1 "There was an
okj "
2 One-celled
organism
3 Oud of a car
4 Be aware of
5 Pago Pago
resident
6 High above
7 Kind of
complexion:
3 wds.
6 Clockmaker
Thomas
9 Poor loser's
attitude: 2 wds.
10 Actress Anderson
11 A single'time
12 Golf gadgets
15 Nick Charles's wife
20 Star State
(Texas)
21 Rub out
25 "Nonsense!"
27 Waiter's rewards
29 Stage direction
30 Additionally
31 Average
32 Flexible Ryer. e.g.
33 Volcano flow
34 Leave out
35 Writer James
38 Improvise one's
liries
42 Silly fool
45 Fashions
47 Like nocturnal
hooters
49 "You
Sunshine": 2 wds.
50 The present
51 Battery terminal
52 Lounges
around
53 Air France jets
54 Actress Garr
55 "Hit the
Jack"
56 Columnist
Bomt>eck
57 Fertilizer
ir^redient
Bob Hudoka had an exci'flent day punt
ing the b<ill both with and against the
wind. His first ciuarter punt which Wfis
ilowned at the Albright 1 yard line set up
tlu- Aggii's first touchdown Hudoka also
saik'd <) few kicks deep iiito the end/oiu'
and unreturnable.
|-ellnw C B. Kast graduate Paul 1 K'unis
contiiuie 1 his steadv play for the Aggie^
as 111' hulled in a 2()-yard toucluknvn
pass fiTim Carv Kemberling (12 20 2()(j
vards)
Liiiieii icki'r F^ruce Swetia had a kev m
terfj'p* on to thwart an Albright drive in
the s.coml half
Tlu' Aggies must plav better tominorow
il 'heu expect to beat Sus(]iiehann.i (who
. runclu 1 I.vcommg ,'^0 7 last week).
The Parents" Dav contest gets undiM wav
(\\ \'M)p.n] down at the stadium Let's
support the team in this iniportaiil MAC
showdoun' •.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
On September l.^)th the women s i ros'^
country team defeated Kim^s College at
an awav duel meet whicli was held <it
Wilkes Cr)llege. l-reshnuin Monica Kt
wilier (^f DVC crossed the finish line iii
first place with a time of P):!Vl (^loselv
following Etwiller was DVC s Kim Hack
with a second filcice time of 19:45. Kings'
Theresa ( iinlev and Lisa McMonigle took
third and fourth place respectivelv with
times of 20:44 and 20:49 DVC swept
places five, six and seven as Wendy
fields. Tana Hawes and r>inna Hoover
t rossi'd the finish liiu' with times of 2121.
22:09, and 22: 10 Debbi livde of DVC
crossed the line with a time of 2.5:1.5.
Overall score for DVC 21 pc^ints and
Kings Ab points.
The girls next meet will be held ,\\
Moravian College on the 22jid of Septem-
ber. Our team will go against Widener.
Susquehanna and Moravian. Cuxxl Luck!
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
"' "On Saturday. September 15th. the
DVC cross country team traveled to Wilkes
Barre. PA to compete against Wilkes
College. Kings College and Bloomsburg
University (a division II school) The
weather was cool and overcast, but the
performances by the Aggie Harriers were
hot. The Aggies crushed Wilkes 19 42
and Kings 22 35 while narrowly escaping
with a 28-29 victc^ry over Bloomsburg.
Leading the way for DVC were Ken Mc-
Daid and Tom Reynolds who finished
two seconds apart in third and fourth <
respectively. Next for the Harriers were
Al Kruse and Dave Spotts who finished
m seventh and eighth, only 40 seconds
behind McDaid and Reynolds. Closing
out the scoring for the Aggies were Don
Billet. John Thomson and Dave Riese
who displaced several Wilkes' and Kings'
runners to help the Aggies' course.
Tomorrow the Harriers put their 4-0
record to the test against Moravian and
Susquefianna,
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Vol. XVIV. No. 5
Friday. September 28. 1984
NOTICE Tilt? opinions t?xpiess«d in any individual articif do not necessarily tei\ec\ the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
OCTOBER CALENDAR
Mr DiinuT at hisht»^f'
PARENTS' DAY
A Successful Dai;!
Wi'i'ki'iuls l\\ Di'l V'dl lire iisuallv vcrv
(|iiu'f Ihh.uisi.' most of tlu' stLuk^iit hf^dv
ijors lionu' Sdtiirdav. the 22n(i u'as a
vcrv Inisv (lav for all' The dav startinl with
iH'.uitifiil U'.irm vvt'atlu'r to t^nn't all tlu'
]). units Most parents (.mu' v'ailv in the
morning, so tln'V could spend <i v^iiojc
d<n. uitl) tlu'ir son or daiK]htt'r
B«?tvvt't'n 9;3() and 11:30. tht> Student
Ct'iitt'r All F-'urpose F^oom was filled with
parents talking to the fatuity and admin
istration The parents were also being
entiMtained by the bantl and the chorale
P/iofn /h' Pan Smoker
in the Student Center Court Yard and in
the gym. Then at 1 1 :3(). lunch was served
under a circus-like atmosphere. The
food was average, but the snow cones
and popcorn were excellent.
The day did not stop at lunch because
the parents were invited to the football
game. The parents were greeted by the
Fdoral Society's plant sale and the Hor-
ticulture Club's apple cider before they
even entered the gate. The show con-
tinued when the Aggies took the field to
defeat Susquehanna in a good contest.
After the game, the parents were invited
to eat in the cafe for dinner.
The whole day was excellent and the
weatFier was superb, it was a very good
day to spend some time with our
parents. Thanks. Mom and Dad!
Dear Editors
Filthy Dorms
+ Angry Students = Trouble
We all can figure out what this is and
we all want something done about it Yes,
filthy dorms (bathrooms and halls) are
what we angry students are faced with
and we're not going to take it any more.
As students at Del Val living here for
about eight months of our year we know
that we are entitled to a cleaner living
area. I live in Goldman and heard many
guys complaining about the grotesque
bathrooms and hallways we are faced
with day in and day out: mold and soap
scum in the showers, dirty sinks and stalls,
and tile that has no shine because it is
covered with soap, toothpaste, and
overall scum. We know that it's the
students who cause this but if the
janitorial service, our "screwed up" ser-
vice master, will leave our janitors in their
dorms to do their job. maybe they could
get something done. I've also heard
numerous complaints from Berkowitz
girls and the guys in Samuel.
As a student at Del Val, \ can't make
enough complaints along with other stu-
(.lents. I nwself have been to Mr. Zenkos
f)ffice numerous times complaining, and
little or nothing has improved. 1 came
back to (joldman because it was one of
the cleanest dorms on campus. I could
eat off the shower floor last year it was so
clean, now one can't even walk on it. or
fall whatever comes first
My next step is to higher authorities
unless something is done. DONE RIGHT.
and DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 1
don't feel that these are the healthiest of
conditions to live with it much longer.
Sincerely,
F)isgusted Student.
Alan Hamann
Out From Under
The Editors* Desk:
It has come to our attention that as the
semester continues, the mess in the cafe-
teria grows People let foot lay on the
table and even worse, their whole tray.
It's time to straighten up your act. Every-
one should be old enough and responsible
enough to take up their trays and not
leave food on the table. A lot of people
have to eat in the cafeteria so it is time to
respect others It would be nice to eat in
a clean dining hall for once
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Parents and profs in the APR on Parents' Day. Photo b[j: Dan Sr.oker
Another Day at DVC spent twiddling our thumbs.
Photo by: Dan Smoker
Editorial
Viewpoint
Another problem that has come to my
attention is a problem with collecting
meal numbers at lunch and dinner. If the
cafeteria management wants a standard
set of rules as far as collecting everyone's
numbers, they should take the number
of every single person who enters the
cafe without exception. Many times I've
seen people allowed to pass through
without their cards. Yet some of my
friends were not allowed in without their
cards. Maybe they weren't friertdly
enough for the meal number taker or
maybe it's because they are females and
not males No matter what, a definite
standard should be set with no excep-
tiotis After all. it's only fair to everyone.
Co-Editor-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Delaware Valley College
Award Recipient
TTie American Polled Hereford Asso-
ciation has named Delaware Valley Col-
tege as a 1984 Benchmark Dam Award
Recipient. This award is for the perform -
WK^ 0f the Hereford cow Dunwalk Hi
Society 971 which is owned by D.V.C.
This year, a total of 680 cows are being
recognized as Benchmark Dams.
To qualify for the award:
1. Cow must have produced at least
three calves.
2. Cow must have produced her first calf
prior to 25 months of age
3 Cow must have maintained a 365 day
calving interval
4. The 205 day weaning weights must be
in the top 25 percent in the herd.
CONGRATULATIONS
To the Class of '88 Officers
President — Todd Chestnut
Vice President - Rob Martucci
Secretary; — John Mertz
Treasurer — Erroll Patterson
Senate Representative
John Seiko
Social House RepreserHatives
Vincent Ciulla and Debbi Noonan
Con)n}ittee RepreserHatwe
Ray Delaney
Look for officer close-ups next week.
I* •••••• •
This Week on
Campus
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 21
SPORTS GALORE!
Football (A) vs Moravian at 1:30 pm
Soccer (A) vs. Albright at 1:00 pm
Field Hockey (H) vs Wilkes at 1:00 pm
Volleyball (H) vs. Wilkes at 1:30 pm.
Men'sCroM Country (A) vs Drexel. Swarth
more. Philadelphia Textile and Pharmacy at
2:00 p m
MONDAY. OCTOBER 1
Volleyball (A) vs Alvcrnia at 7 00 p.m.
* TUESDAY. OCTOBER 2 >f
FieW Hockey (A) vs Philadelphia Textile at
« 4:00 pm ^.
^ WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 3 ^
Caricature drawings in the Student Center
^ bbby from 11:00 am to 2:00 p. m ,
THURSDAY. OCTOBER 4
"^ Field Hockey (A) vs Gwynedd Mercy at ^
4:00 pm.
1^ The movie Victor Victoria starring Julie An W
drews and Rc^Dert Preston will be seen in the
^ APR at 8:00 pm ^
PUMP WORK STOPPED
Court Decision Awaited
Work on the controversial Point Plea-
sant pumping station is stopped and the
site is closed and locked . Canal Restora-
tion by the Department of Environmental
Resources, with its own picketers due to
labor problems, is expected to be com-
pleted in the near future.
The parties in the court suit have not
received the typed transcripts of the court
proceedings and will have 30 days from
their receipt to file findings of fact, after
which Judge Isaac S. Garb will decide on
the case. Both sides have said they will
appeal if necessary.
Bucks County and the Neshaminy
Water Resources Authority are arguing
to uphold the will of tfie people and stop
the project. PECO and two Montgomery
County water authorities are seeking a
ruling that they can complete the project
without Bucks.
In court. PECO officials made it clear
that they have not yet applied for alter-
native water sources, even though water
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie. f
I'm at wits end. What can I do with a
"friend" who comes by mv dorm every
dav. eats all the homemade cookies mv
mother sent me. drinks all mu chocolatt'
milk, and then talks to me &\^d my room-
matt' endlesslv. when we insist we're tru-
ing to study quietly? To make matters
worse, he hints around that he likes me.
but never thinks to offer me a night at
the movies, or even some of his own
snacks. I'm getting confusing signals.
Should I tell this guv off. or should I stick
it out and hope he |-»ecomt's thoughful of
nn- and sjrk of mv food?
Signed.
Hungry for ah answer
Dear Hungry.
If you wait too long you just may starve
to death. I am not telling you to tell him
off. but to be forward enough to do the
asking. If you are interesteci in him let
him know, if you aren't tell him to leave
when you want to study, and that your
food is off limits. Being a proper host
means you deserve to have invites in
return Good luck
Aggie
Dear Aggie.
My roommate walks and talks in her
sleep. Around 3:17 every morning she
gets up and turns off the alarm clock.
I'oint Pleasant Pump Site
from the Delaware will not be available
by the time the Limerick plant is sched-
uled to go on-line. The plant would take
46 million gallons per day and evaporate
most in cooling.
The fate of the pump is not yet decided.
New Dairy Instructor
Mr. Jerry Myers
By Bill Rein
We have a new addition to our faculty
this year. He is Mr. Jerry Myers, who has
joined the Dairy Husbandry Department.
You can find him either teaching Dairy
Cattle Judging and Evaluation courses,
or managing operations down at the Dairy
Farm.
Ag majors surely remember from fresh-
man Animal Science that DVC raises
three dairy cattle breeds: Holstein. Brown
Swiss, and Ayrshire. Mr. Myers has han-
dled all three. He hails from Maryland,
where he was born and raised on his
parents' Holstein dairy farm. At the Uni-
versity of Maryland, he earned a Bachelor
of Science degree in Agriculture and Ex-
tension Education. His credentials don't
stop there. A full-fledged dairy man. he
has currently completed his internship
This causes me to be late for class every
day. I am afraid to wake her when she
does this, and when I confronted her she
didn't believe me. What should 1 do?
Signed. * . ;-'
Dreamer?
Dear Dreamer?, ^ ^ • / *
If you know that she gets up every
night around 3:17 it must mean she
wakes you up. Just get out of bed and
turn the alarm on behind her. Sleep
walking is a result of some type of stress,
being away at school, or just worrying
about the first group of exams could be
the reason. In time she should learn, to
relax and the walking will stop. In the
meantime you could also try hiding the
clock.
Aggie
^ro^sword &a/nJl>a/uofi/
Photo cotnplinH'iits oj Mr Benin r
but the will of the people is known. Del
AWARE has worked untiringly to see
that the people's wishes are known and
respected and will continue that work.
The people have voted that the pump
should not be built.
for an MA. in International Administra-
tion. This included work with the Brown
Swiss Dairy Cattle Association — in no
other place but Columbia. South Ameri-
ca. A fully international background
would not be complete without some agri-
cultural knowledge from Norway, where
Mr. Myers had spent six months with tht:
International 4-H Youth Exchange. Back
in the U.S.A.. he covered all Northeast
States to complete his internship, which f-
included working with the Ayrshire Dafry'^'
breed. Mr. Myers was well on his wav to
a job with DVC! :; ■ ; ;
What does he have to say about Dela-
ware Valley College? Mr. Myers says h«?
chose our school mostly because he |
"heard of a program offering hands-on
experience, instead of just traditional
classroom lecture." More specifically. \w
enjoys "the nice combination of teaching,
traveling with the judging team, and
working with the cattle."
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40 Twist
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41 [Jesk
19 Aged
43 Drunk
20 Cent
44 Tune m (p f )
21 Chore
46 Alfred
23 Ban
49 Mistake
24 Moray (pi.)
50 Scary
27 Some
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28 Mister
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29 High card
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6 Depart
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National Endowment
for the Humanities
Washington. DC. 30506
Young Scholars Program
Applications forms now on campus for
summer research in the Humanities
Guidelines and application forms for
the Younger Scholars Program of the
National Endowment for the Humanities
are now available for photocopying in
the Placement Office. The Program will
award up to 100 grants nationally to stu-
dents under 21 years of age to conduct
their own research and writing projects in
such fields as history, philosophy, and
the study of literature. Applicants must
be under 21 years of age throughout the
entire calendar year in which the applica-
tion is submitted. They may not have re-
ceived a bachelor's degree, or expect to
receive one. within two months of the
completion of a Younger Scholars grant.
The application deadline is October 15.
1984
Recipients of these awards will receive
a stipend of $1,8(X) and be expected to
work full time for nine weeks during the
summer of 1985. researching and writing
a humanities scholar. Please note that
this is not a financial aid program and
that no academic credit should be sought
for these projects.
If guidelines are not available at the
Placement Office, please write for them
to: ■ V . .- ;. - ,. .-.. / -_.
Younger Scholars Guidelines
Division of General Programs
Room 420
National Endowment for the Humanities
IKK) Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington. DC. 20506
CAJ^PUt) CAA/DiQ
Looking across the railroad tracks to the
turf plots PUota hv l.mda ( Joocf/o. •
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Chris LeFevre goes tor it.
Photo by Tim Ireland
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
Last Monday, the Lady Aggies faced
Cedar Crest for the third match of the
season. The girls came out strong and
. won the match in three games straight.
The scores were 15-12, 15-2. and 15-5.
The win made the girls' record 1-2.
On Saturday, the team traveled to FDU
for the first tournament of the season.
Eight teams competed. Our first game
was against Marywood College. In a tour-
]. nament. the matches are played best two
■ out of three games. Marywood gave the
girls a great fight but the Aggies came out
on top. The scores were 18-16 and
17-15. Next. Del Val faced FDU, It was
an easy game, and the girls won 15-12
and 15-0. The final game in the prelimi-
narys was against Muhlenberg, a team
which the Aggies face in our regular sea-
son. They were strong but the girls lost
the match. 14-16 and 10-15. putting Del
Val second in the finals. The first game
was against Moravian . The girls were
tired and lost the match 12-15 and 5-15
placing third in the tournament. Coach
Chivalette was very pleased with how
the girls played. Everyone did a fine job,
Chris LeFevre and Sheryl Henry lead in
attacks. Freshman Sharon Chapman
also played a nice game. Micheic Heffner
and Vicki Keener leacFfin sets and Marion
Alberici helped out everywhere. The girls
should be happy where they ended up.
Congratulations.
The girls' next home game is on Satur-
day at 1:30 against Wilkes. Come out
and cheer!
FROM
THE SPORTS EDITOR:
Intramural Leagues
If you want your intramural team's
highlights and scores published in Ram
Pages, drop information off to Duke
Blessing at Box *515. All information
must be in my lx)x by 4:00 p.m. Monday
to be included in that Friday's paper.
Radaszewski and Russo
Lead Aggies
Over Crusaders
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College gridders
took a giant step in their hopes of recap-
turing the Middle Atlantic Conference
championship by defeating a talented Sus-
quehanna squad on Parents' Day by the
score of 1.3-10.
Dan Glowatski opened the scoring
when he caught a 20-yard touchdown
pass from Gary Kemberling (6-16-104
yards) in the first quarter.
The Crusaders came back with ten se-
cond quarter points on a Kevin Gorm-
Icy l-yard touchdown run and a Todd
McCarthy 30-yard field goal.
The third quarter was a defensive battle
with lx)th teams looking strong, especially
against the run.
Finally, in the fourth quarter. Joe Ra-
daszewski gave the Aggies the break they
needed when he picked off a Jim Wisse
pass and returned it 44 yards to give the
Aggies a lead they never relinquished.
Nick Russo had a superb game for the
Aggies as he rushed .% times for 157
yards. He also hauled in a Kemberling
pass for 41 yards.
The entire Delaware Valley team was
t'Xtremelu fired up for the length of the
game. When the Aggies defense was on
the fiekl. the players on the sideline
stood up and shouted "defense" clap
■clap, "defense" clap - clap. This is the
tvpe of enthusiasm the Aggies need to
sustain tomorrow (at Moravian) and for
the ivinaindei of the season
Thi' intangible aspect of football is often
underestimated but in this rase the Ag-
gies know th«' meaning of
"togetlierness"
(laiv Kt'nihcrlnni on f/it' sitt'ak'
Soccer Team
Falls to 0-3
Bv Duke Blessing
Ihe Aggies were shut out by Muhlen-
Ix'rg (\>llege last Wednesday 4-0 Scoring
continues to be a problem for the team as
tlu'v have been outscored 1^)1 in their
first tu'o games.
On Piirents' Day. tin' Aggies were de-
feated hv Witlener 3 1 after going into
halftime tied 11 The loss drops the
team to 3 DVC travels to Albright to
morrow for a 1:{K) contest in Reading.
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
By Ken McDaid
DVC raised its overall record to 7-0
(5-0 MAC) last Saturday by dominating
a quadrangular meet involving Moravian.
Widener. and Lebanon Valley College.
The Harriers ran their best team race of
the season as only 1:21 separated run-
ners one through five from DVC. This
strong team effort helped DVC cruise
past Widener 16-46. Lebanon Valley
20-42. and Moravian 23-36. Leading
the way for Del Val were Ken McDaid
and Tom Reynolds who finished 3rd and
4th respectively with times of 27:01 and
27:06. Reynolds had to outduel a runner
from Moravian at the tape to save his 4th
place finish. Next for DVC were Dave
Spotts and Al Krouse who clocked in 6th
and 7th places. The stars of the meet,
however, were sophomores Don Billet
and John Thomson who finished 9th
and lOth overall and drastically closed
the gap between themselves and the DVC
front four. Overall. DVC had six of the
top ten finishing places Next up for the
Harriers are Drexel. Philadelphia Textile.
Philadelphia Pharmacy, and Swarthmore
tomorrow at Swarthmore.
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
By Linda Bailey
The women's cross country team had
an away dual meet which was held at
Moravian College on Saturday. Septem-
ber 22nd. Our girls ran against giHs from
Lebanon Valley College and Moravian
College. DVC scored 25 points defeating
L.ebanoti Valley with a score of M points.
Moravian College defeated DVC with a
score of 21 points against 33 points. This
puts our girls at a score of two wins and
one loss for this season so far, Our next
meet will be a home meet held Saturday.
October 6th against Scranton Come
and cheer us on!
PIkHo i>i liiui iiiuokcr
INEPT EAGLES
Succumb to 49er's 21-9
By Duke Blessing
To think that there were actually a
group of people out in football land this
vear who thought the Philadelphia Eagles
stood a chance of playing .500 football in
1984 is as ridiculous as believing that
Mondale and "that woman" stand the
slightest chance to defeat Ronald and
George in November.
This ineffectual collection of brawn
athletes has clustered together to give a
new meaning to the word "stillborn."
The Joe Montana-less 49er's domi-
nated both offensively and defensively.
Matt Cavanaugh threw against an invisi-
ble like Eagles secondary for 252 yards
and three touchdowns. Wendell Tyler
rushed through and around the defensive
line for 113 yards on 21 carries.
Kicker Paul McFadden accounted for
all the Eagles points with three field goals
as the rushing game could only muster
72 yards Ron "Jaws" Jaworski is not to
blame for this one due to the fact that
Eagle receivers dropped nine passes.
Watching the Eagles play last week kind
of reminded me what it must have been
like to be a New York Giants fan for so
long.
There is one common bond between
old Giants fans, present Eagle fans, and
supporters or Walter and his woman
friend — even though we are cheering
for guaranteed losers, we must play out
the string because some day things will
get better!
CLUB NEWS
Agronomy Club
Our meetings are held at 7:30 p.m. in
the Student Center Coffeehouse on
Thursdays.
The Agronomy Club and the FFA are
planning a trip together to visit Strohs
Brewery. Mr. Wolford will be speaking
on his trip to Egypt sometime in October.
Further information will be posted at a
later time.
New Club on Campus
The Agri-Business Society, which was
founded late last semester, is now under-
way. The club is designed to inform every-
one interested in what is happening in
the firms related to Agricultural Business.
The club plans to make some field
trips to tour various companies and to
have monthly guest speakers, which will
be open for the whole campus to attend.
The club is new and needs support. If
interested please feel free to ask one of
the officers about the club or attend a
meeting.
Club Officers are:
Jeff Middleton — President
Neil Kratzer — Vice President
Mark Shoemaker — Treasurer
Terri Mctzlcr — Secretar\^
Bruce Bailey. Dave Hirtle
ICC. Representatues
Linda Chiappini. Chet'e Day
A- Dai; Represer\tatiues
The next meeting is scheduled for
Thursday;. October 4 at 7:00 p.m. in
room 201 in the Student Center.
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port scores
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to report on all games. All that is required
is goal scorers and final scores. Drop a
li'ie to Box ^515 or ^988 if uou are
interested
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief ...... Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor , . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck. Stephen Persand.
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Don Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Here Are Some Sniglets
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, hut
should!
Bovilexia — The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window
and yell ''moo" every time you pass a cow.
Cheedle — The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a
bag of cheetoes.
Delaware Valley College
OCTOBER 1984
FB
—
Football
FH
S
_
Field Hockey
Soccer
VB
CC
SC
=
Volleyball
Cross Country
Student Center
APR
=
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
D
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
^
1 ^
Get Set
For Exams!
VB (A) vs Alvernia 7pm
2:::^;;/l,,^ ■,:;-,;:...;,■
FH (A) vs. Phila Tex4pm.
3
Caricatures
11-2 p.m., $1.00
■ Student Center
Lobby
4
MOVIE
Victor, Victoria
8 p.m. - APR
FH (A) vs. Gwynedd Mercy 4 p.m.
5
^ YOM KIPPUR
Antique Car Show
All Day - APR
W & MCC (A) vs. Scranton
S (A) vs. Ursinus 11 a.m.
FB (A) vs Upsala
VB (A) Dickinson Invitational
7
Antique Car Show
All Day - APR
Equestrian Team (A) vs. Rutgers
^ Columbus Day
R & R Day
Enjoy it!!
NO CLASSES
9
i
VB (H) vs Kings 7pm
-t /\ Ted Sterenko
XU 1 1 .«) 1 (K) pm Snack Bar
Speaker
• Bruce Keyser
"Native Azaleas"
7:30 p.m. — Coffeehouse
FH (H) vs FDU 3:30 pm
" S (H) vs Upsala 3:30 pm
11
"Be nice to };our
roommate Da};!'*
VB (H) vs FDU 6:30 p.m.
12 • PEP RALLY •
7:30 p.m. SC
.,Donut Pickup Afterwards
HOMFPriMIMr^i—
•4 rm Parade — 10 a.m.
XO Doylestowii
Dance - 9- 1 a.m. APR
FB (H) vs. Widener 1:30 p.m.
VB (A) vs Haverford 4 p m
.; 12:00 noon. v-
S (H) vs. Kings 11 a.m.
FH (H) vs. Drew 11 a.m.
14
Recover from
Homecoming Da\;
Equestrian Team (A)
vs Lafayette
15
FUN WITH FOOD
7:30 p.m. Cafeteria
Lecture:
Relationsliips
8 p.m. Coffeehouse
FH (A) vs Widcner 4 p.m
16. .^^m;:-;.?
Boss's Day
"Write home to
Mom Da\;" ;
VB (H) vs Swarthmore 4 p.m
17
Speaker: Marvin Climer
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
7:30 p.m. Coffeehouse
MOVIE: Splash
$1.00, 8 p.m., APR
FH (H) vs Scranton 3:30 p m
S (H) vs. Ailentown 3:30 p m.
"^ • PLAY •
Crimes of the Heart
presented by
■ Delaware Valley Regional *
Theatre Co
H p m APR
VB (H) vs. Muhlenberg 7 p m
19
• PLAY •
Crimes of the Heart
8p,m,APR
20 ^'"«« o/ ^^^^
Hayride
Band and donuts included!
■' W& MCC (A) us Albright
10 30 am
FH (A) vs. Lycoming 11 am.
S (A) vs Lycoming 11 am.
91 FLEA MARKET
^-■- Parking Lot 8a.m.
sponsored by RA 's
Kostamayer
VS.
Christian
DEBATE - APR
22
23
VB(H) vs Widmer 7 p.m.
2 A End of Mid -Semester
Marking Period
Speaker
Dr. K.H. Christianson
Da[^ Lilies
7:30 p.m. Coffeehouse
S (A) vs FDU 3:00 pm
25
VB (A) vs Moravian 4:3() p m
26
COFFEEHOUSE
"Linda Black"
..9 11 p.m. Coffeehouse
FREE DONUTS
FB (A) vs FDU 8 p m
27
VIDEO HALLOWEEN
DANCE
"Costume Contest"
CC (A) vs Ailentown 12 noon
S (A) vs. Drew 2 p.m
28
Mother-in-law's
Equestrian Team (A) vs Princeton
29
Pumpkin Carving
Contest
Dining Hall
at Dinner
30
• MOVIE •
Christine
8 p.m. APR
S (H) vs Washington 3 p m.
31 HAPPY
HALLOWEEN
'Corn\; Contest^'
Snack Bar
S (H) vs Moravian 3 p m
' Ag. Business Club meets
Thursday; at 7:00p.m.
Hespertfulli; submitted for
{jour approval.
Carol Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel Merman)
NOTICE: The opmions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 6
Friday. October 12, 1984
IN THIS ISSUE
Homecoming ...... ► . . v, Pg. 1
Letters to the Editor . ................. Pg. 2
Aggie , pg. 3
General News Pg. 4
Club News . »*>,.. . . . . . .»♦.,..... i . . . Pg. 5
Classified . . , , , . ... pg. 5
On the Sports Front v . , » • , . i Pg. 6
SPECIAL EDITION:
^^A aw w ^ ^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^M^^^§fr ^ma
'-Homecofni^^
Aggies Go for More in 841!!
^tS^
"nsa^
October 13 to 20, 1984
celebrates the contributions
of our colleges and universities
to American society
and focuses on the need for
greater excellence at all
levels of American education
because we have the
future in minds.
On Wednesday. October 10, the Coun-
ty Commissioners of Bucks County issued
a proclamation to Dr. Feldstein and also
representatives of Bucks County Com-
munity College, and Philadelphia College
of the Bible which supported "Higher Edu-
cation Week" in the county. Our Home-
coming theme ties in with the slogan of
National Higher Education Week — "We
have the future in minds."
Chuck Fusina, Quarterback of the
Philadelphia Stars, will serve as Grand
Marshal of the DVC Homecoming
Parade.
Homecoming Queen Candidates
Photo bv L i Blatt
Homecoming
Highlights
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12
PEP RALLY - 7:30 P.M.
This annual event is being held in a new
location — The Joshua Feldstein Campus
Court of the Student Center Come on out
and cheer with the athletes, cheerleaders,
and band BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!
The Homecoming Queen will be
announced.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13
HOMECOMING PARADE - 930 AM,
The Homecoming Parade begins at 9:30
a.m. down at the Doylestown Shopping
Center. It continues up Main Street to the
Court House and then turns on West Court
Street to its concluaon at Central Bucks
West High School
Come on out to Doylestown and give
Chuck Fusina, the Grand Marshal of the
Homecoming Parade, a roaring Aggie
welcome!
ALUMNI REGISTRATION - 10:30 AM
Alumni registration b^ins at 10:30 am.
All alumni are to re0^er at the Alumni Tent
by the ^dent Center
AGGIE TAILGATE BUFFET
FROM 11:30 AM. to 1:00 PM
This luncheon buffet will be served in the
All-Purpose Room erf the Student Center.
Tickets are available for $5.00.
SPORTS ACTION
Women's FieW Hockey vs. Drew University
11:00 am on Alumni FicW
Soaer vs. Kii^ College
11:00 am. on the soccer field
"Aggie" Football vs Widcner University
1 30 p.m. at James Work Memori^d Vadium
Halftime Activities
— %)ecial Band ftesentation
— Ct^ees on Parade
— Homecomirvg Queen Coronaticm
ALUMNI DINNER DANCE
FROM 6:00 P M to MIDNIGHT
The Alumni Dinner Dance will be heW in
the Student Center.
HOMECOMING
By E.D. Wengryn
Frostbit fingers, numb noses, and glassy
eyes. If you remember these feelings you
must have been up all night making your
homecoming floats and spirit cars. Not to
worry, just one more night and the pa-
rade will be here. For many homecoming
is more than just two nights of work The
Alumni Office works for months on plan-
ning the return of DVC graduates. (Yes.
they are living proof that life goes on after
DVC or NFS,) Besides the floats many
clubs work on fund-raisers for homecom-
ing football game sales. The Floral Society
paints its pumpkins, the Horticulture Club
is pressing cider, and A. P.O. was making
chocolates all week long, in addition to
their creative expressions of toilet paper
on wheels (called a float) .
To alumni, homecoming is more than
a parade through Doylestown and a foot-
ball game. To alumni, homecoming is
just that, coming home. To them, just
like to the students now. DVC was their
home And now they return to see the
old place, the new buildings, and good
friends of days gone by. Homecoming is
for memories, for students, and alumni
and should not be missed by anyone, if
you don't help a club, go to the parade,
meet alumni, and get ready for the home-
coming dance. What is a better way to
end a week of no sleep as we celebrate
the return of those that have gone before
us. For to celebrate is to make memories
and these times will be remembered on
the day when you as a graduate will
return on homecoming.
• •••••••
I This Week on
* Campus
^ FRIDAY. OCTOBER 12
HOMECOMING WEEKEND
^ A time to wefcome back Alumni! Pep Rally
in front of the Student Center at 7:30 p. m,
^ Volteyball (A) vs. Haverford. 4:00 p.m.
]f SATURDAY. OCTOBER 13
HOMECOMING DAY!
Parade in town at 9:30 am.
Field Hockey (H) vs. Drew. 11:00 a.m.
Soccer (H) vs. Kings, 11:00 a.m.
Football (H) vs. Widener, 1:30 p.m.
Men's and Women's Cross Country (A)
AUentown lnvitatk>nal, 12:00 noon
Dance in the APR from 9:00 p.m, to 1:
a.m.
3f
*
*
*
SUNDAY. OCTOBER 14
Time to recover from the weekend!
MONDAY. OCTOBER 15
Back to school as usual,
FieW Hcxrkey (A) vs, Widener. 4:00 p.m,
"Fun with Food" In the cafe at 7:30 p,m,
LECTURE: "Relatkandiips". 8:00 p,m, in
the D^eehouse.
-k TUESDAY. OCTOBER 16
I Volleyball (H) vs, SwMthntKxe, 4:00 p.m,
-^ Boss's Day!
"Write Home to Mom and Dad Day!"
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 17
^ Soccer |H) vs. ABentown, 3:30 p.m.
FieW Hockey (H) vs. Scranton, 3;30 p.m.
SPEAKER: Marvin Clymer, "Landscaping
fat Wddltfe" in the Coffeehouse at 7:30
p,m.
lOVIE: "Splash", darrtng Tom Hanks and
arryl Hannah at 8:00 p.m. in the APR.
Adm^ksn: $1 00
^ THURSDAY. OCTOBER 18 ^
VoUeytaD (H) vs Muhlenberg, 7:00 p.m.
^ PLAY: tlrimes erf the Heart" at 8:00 p.m. j^
^ in the APR. ^
-^ ¥ * ¥
^ ^ * ^ ^ Tl-
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Something is going on that deserves
some attention: the public abuse and
humiliation of ladies on campus by a
group of DVC "athletes" (I use the term
loosely) . An athlete at this level of com-
petition should be both a scholar and a
gentleman! By scholar I simply mean that
they should be here to leam and make
an attempt to do so. A gentleman re^Dects
the rights and feelings of others. Animals
react on instinct, not people! Thursday
night's incident (September 27) in the
dining hall reminded me of a pack of
dogs reacting to a bitch in heat!
It is bad enough that we must witness
what goes on on campus; but I am em-
barassed to be a pwirt of an athletic depart-
ment that would send these "athletes"
(again, 1 use the term loosely) off campus
to represent our school all over the state
and beyond.
I am not going to point the finger at
anyone (I think we all know who I'm talk-
ing about) , but I would like to say that I
am not speaking of the football team. Al-
though their ideas of fun are often different
from ours, and although they do tend to
get carried away at times, they do not
make a habit of publicly abusing ladies
nor causing scenes in the dining hall. 1
also feel confident that, under the leader-
ship of coach Al Wilson, they act like
gentlemen when they leave our school to
represent us.
I realize that everyone has the right to
be here, but when they have fun at the
exjjense of others, then they are infring-
ing on the rights of others and should be
stopped. I do not think that the integrity
of our athletic department must be sacri
ficed in order to win a few games! How
far will this go? What ever happened to
winning not being the most important
part of the game?
I do not know what can be done about
this, but thought that some attention
should be focused on it. I know that when
my dog misbehaves he gets smacked
with a newspaper. I do not think that
would work in this case.
Sincerely,
An embarassed athlete
Do you have an opinion? Address re-
plies to Ram Pages, Box 988. All serious
replies will be considered for publication.
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Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
WELCOME BACK ALUMNI!
We certainly hope that everyone is ex-
cited for another great Homecoming
Weekend and are all ready to get involved
as this year proves to be better than ever.
The Ram Pages staff has worked quite
hard to put out this special edition and
sincerely hop>e that everyone enjoys it as
well as the entire Homecoming Weekend.
Paul and 1 extend our thanks and con-
gratulations to the Ram Pages staff for
the success of this special edition.
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Go for More in '84
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
As most of us have noticed, this cam-
pus is ridiculous on weekends! I wonder
if the circus is looking for recruits! I know
for a fact that vandalism is no longer a
thing of the past. It seems as if no dorm is
safe from these immature, obnoxious
people who insist on wrecking things. Not
only is vandalism a problem, but either
people have become hard of hearing or
they just love to yell. There's no reason
for the excess noise that has been disturb-
ing my dorm as well as others. Since
when do radios have to be at full blast to
enjoy them? Unless some people start
growing up or enough people tell these
so called adults to shape up, nothing is
going to change. I don't know if everyone
realizes this, but whatever dorm damage
is done, unless the vandal is identified,
the dorm pays for it. Since most of the
damage done is done by guys, I think its
time we girls pulled together to straighten
this mess out. Remember — nothing will
change until we want it to.
Kathy McNamara
EDITORIAL VIEWPOINT
After talking with Mr. Moyer and Mr.
Kline in the cafeteria about the meal ticket
number policy, 1 feel that there is only
one solution. Everyone should carry their
student l.D.'s with them at all times. This
should solve all problems as far as collect-
ing meal ticket numbers. On the back of
our l.D.'s, it states that all students must
carry the ID. cards with us at all times.
Please follow my suggestion and things
can and will run more smoothly in the
cafeteria.
Co-editor-in-chief
\ Leslie E. Blatt
CAMPUS CA^/ OiO
PHcrrcxr-i^Ame'l?
LAUNDRY ROOM
Change Machine Problems
Have They Been Resolved?
By Bill Rein
There have been consistent complaints
about the conditions of the college laun-
dry rooms and the lone change machine.
By now, probably everyone has heard
something like, "What happened to the
Ulman basement laundry?" . . . "There
are never enough working dfyers." . . .
"The only time everybody has room in
their schedules to do laundry is the only
time that I can do laundry!" These words
are usually followed by ". . . and when
you need change for wash, you go all
the way to the Student Center, and the
change machine is broken."
In our usual investigative style. Ram
Pages decided to look into the situation,
and find what was on the other side of
the coin.
In an interview with Student Services
Dean Lionel Adelson, I thought we'd get
the facts. This apparently had been the
first time the situation had been presented
to him. Mr. Adelson was immediately on
the phone.
First, the dean put a call into Mainte-
nance. We learned that the Ulman base-
ment lights were apparently pulled down
from the ceiling by some students; but
they now were in full operation. Could
this have caused some on campus to think
DVC consisted of only one laundry
room — of only six washers and six dryers
— under Segal Hall? Maybe. Anyway.
it's now safe to go down and do your
wash in the wee hours of the morning,
and beat the rush!
But is it? Maintenance had said that Ul-
man was in full operation. Surely they
did not mean that all washers and dryers
were in order. Trying to keep well in-
formed of this situation was indeed diffi-
cult. In reading the Student Government
Minutes of that same Monday, one would
find different news. Under the heading
"Old Business," next to a frowning face,
was the note: "The laundry room in Ul-
man Hall is still a disgrace . . . and I am
Informed that three dryers were broken
. . ." Yes, as of Monday, a week later,
there were still at least two dryers with
"Out of Order" signs on them. It seems
that no one knows the problem exists;
please report this type of problem to Resi-
dences Life! Maybe some action will be
taken.
Ignoring the fact that there are bound
to be broken machines, the need for even
more laundry machines was addressed.
Dean Adelson explained that, "When
the Student Center was built last year.
The Alumni Office &
The Alumni Association
By Jamie Beck
The Alumni Office sponsors Homec-
coming and a lot more . They coordinate
and publish Green and Gold Horizons
sent to all the Alumni. They sponsor
scholarships to freshmen . This year they
sponsored two such scholarships, each
for fifteen hundred dollars. The Alumni
attend "College Night" to represent the
college.
The Alumni Association donates mon-
ey, shrubery, rooms of buildings, etc.
They also give presents to graduating
seniors. This year they gave the seniors a
wallet-size copy of their diploma.
The office has six thousand known ad-
dresses for alumni of the college. The
alumni are from 49 out of 50 states and
20 foreign countries. The Association
has 40 members and five student repre-
sentatives. They do activities together.
Each year, they contribute $150,000 to
200,0(X) both individually and as a group.
Mr. Trainer and Dr. Feldstein travel to
viat alumni in various F>arts of the country.
They have visited Chicago, Dallas, and
Los Angeles, where they have DVC alum-
nus clubs. These clubs procure money
for the college. This November, Dr. Feld-
stein will be going to Florida to visit alum-
ni living there .
more room was provided by Segal Hall.
We decided that this provided an oppor-
tunity for another laundry room whteh
would double our capacity." And you
thought 12 washers and 12 dryers (when
working) was not enough for our school?
What about the ongoing change ma-
chine hassles? Dean Adelson called Mr.
Decker, whose responsibilities in the Stu-
dent Center include all vending machines
contained within its walls.
We learned that, once again, the
change machine "broke down" — yet,
this time it was over the weekend, and it
had just been "debugged" Friday! Why
does it keep breaking down? This change
machine has a modern fail-safe mechan-
ism, which automatically shuts it down —
when someone tries to get something for
nothing. It is therefore never really
"broken," just keeping us from being
"ripped off."
Another look at the old Student Gov-
ernment Minutes yielded a wealth of in-
formation pertaining to how long this has
been going on. In the September 17 Min-
utes, under the "Good of the Order"
heading, it is stated that: "It seems that
the change machine in the Student Center
is broken down too often ..." Dean Adel-
son explained that, "the change machine
belongs to the company providing most, .
if not all, vending machines on campus
— Blue Ribbon . If anyone tries to use a
bogus bill, it electronically shuts down." It
was starting to concern the school that
"Blue Ribbon may have to pull it because
they keep coming out to repair it." At this
time. Blue Ribbon had not yet complained
about it, he said.
In fact. Blue Ribbon provided us with
a change machine as a sort of "favor,"
because we needed one last year to re-
place the much-abused "antique" owned
by the Student Government, noted Mr,
Adelson. Old habits never really die; the
old one was quickly rolled away after it
accepted a xerox of a dollar bill! "
"We'd like to get another change ma- :
chine," concluded the dean; but the ques-
tion remained: would a more convenient
yet unsupervised machine be "challenged"
by one student to the detriment of the
entire campus?
Well, the answer to that question may
have come from the latest Student Gov-
ernment meeting. Under the heading
"New Business" the minutes explain that,
"We have a NEW change machine on
the way. Student Government will own
and operate it. Its location will be in the :
security office. Anyone caught tamper-
ing with this machine will suffer the conse-
quences. We will be watching it very close-
ly. Let's not abuse this "convenience!"
Mr. Trainer says, "The main purpose
of the Alumni Association and the Alum-
ni Office is to promote friendship and
goodwill among the alumni but more im-
portantly provide support for the Alma
Mater." He also wants the office to be a
fundraising as well as a friendraising place.
The Student's Psalm
The professor is my quizmaster.
1 shall not flunk.
He maketh me to enter the
examination room.
He leadeth me to an alternate seat.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me into a deep problem
for the grade's sake.
Yea, though I know not the answers
to the question.
The class average comforts me.
I prepare my answers before me
in the presence of my proctors.
He anointeth my head with figures.
My time runneth out.
Surely grades and bluebooks will folbw me
all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in this university forever.
Amen
submitted by Dr Richard C. Ziemer
from a Penn St<Ue publication
A LEGEND LIVES ON
By Bob Wecht
At the tender age of fourteen Ernest
Pumcll came to work as a janitor at Dela-
ware Valley College (then known as the
National Farni School) in 1910. Although
his family home is in Baltimore, he and
another man left to find work. Del Val
hasn't been the same since.
Emcst was bom May 10, 1895. He was
the sixth of six children and reared in a
Methodist environment. The love of na-
ture has always been with him and even
after eighty-nine years he still breeds tropi-
cal fish and parakeets.
Mr, Purncll's earliest experiences here
on campus included not only janitorial
responsibilities but chauffer duties for Del
Val's founder. Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf .
"Dr. Rabbi" as he is remembered, always
brings fond memories to this local college
legend.
"I always made sure Segal Hall was
nice and warm for him (Rabbi Krauskopf)
. . . years ago coal was used instead of oil,
so I set my alarm and was there every
morning."
While vwrking at Del Val Eme^ was
rudely inten'upted by WorW War I. He
served as a Private 1st class in Gjmpany
D, 333rd Service Battalion, Q.M.C. train-
ing and fighting both occurred overseas.
"Hell ail the way through, but any sacrifice
for America was worth it." His discharge
papers hang proudly in his room.
At one point, Ernest was moonlighting
in a restaurant near the college to help
pay for car expenses. One night. Presi-
dent Theodore Roosevelt came to dinner
and Purnell was chosen to wait on him.
Roosevelt was so taken by Ernest that he
wanted to bring him back to Washington
to work in the White House. Luckily for
the college the President's offer was
declined.
When asked how the studente and fac-
ulty of today are different from those in
the school's beginnings, it was made quite
clear that attitudes have changed. "In the
Farm School people were like brothers,
but today many think they are higher up
and better people — not equals."
"The great man who put us on this
earth didn't want people to be different
from each other — just equal . . . there is
bad in all races, what religion doesn't
matter — we were given brains to be the
best we can and to be smart enough to
love our neighbors." Why can't people
see the truth?
If you don't know where to find Mr.
Pumell, all you need to do is check out
the second floor of the Alumni House. Er-
nest will be the man with a cigar in his
mouth. Next time you have the opportu-
nity, stop and have a chat . . . you won't
be sorry you did!
Autumn Has Arrived
Artwork by: Monica Etzweiler
ITCHING
for Something to Do?
Then save your pennies and get ready
for Delaware Valley College's second an-
nual FLEA MARKET! it will be held in
the student parking lot on Sunday, Octo-
ber 21, between 8:30 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
Vendors throughout the region will be
here to peddle their wares. Come on out
for an enjoyable Sunday afternoon . . .
and to get an early start on your holiday
shopping!
Any student or club interested in ob-
taining a space should contact the Resi-
dence Life Office at yur earliest conven-
ience (special discount rates for student
oi^anizations) . Spaces are allotted on a
first-come, first-serve basis.
Look for more information in next
week's Ram Pages.
Central Bucks East
High School Band
& Parents Association Presents
an Evening with Maynard Ferguson
The Central Bucks area will entertained
# Sunday evening, October 28, 1984 at
8:00 p.m. when jazz trumpetist Maynard
Ferguson and his jazz ensemble appear
at the Central Bucks East High School,
Holicong and Anderson Roads, Bucking-
ham, PA.
Ferguson and his band of outstanding
young musicians are known for their
high enci^ and fast paced performances.
He has surrounded himself with exciting,
youthful players, and his band has
always been a strong training ground for
instrumentalists with talent.
Ferguson is known to give his audiences
just about everything from rock to opera.
His musical world and repertoire includes
pop tunes, movie sound tracks such as
the theme from the movie, Rocki;, con-
temporary rhythms as well as his great
jazz pieces.
Tickets are on sale at Kenny's News
Agency, 17 West Main Street, Doyles-
town; McCroskey's Music, 325 South
Main Street, Doylestown; DeVoe Music
Store, 51 East Main Street, Lansdale;
Zapfs Music, 5429 North 5th Street.
Philadelphia; Zapfs Music, Baederwood
Shopping Center, Rydal Road, Jenkin-
town at $10.00 and will also be available
at the door for $12.50.
Additional information can be obtained
by calling 794-7481 or 345-0618. For
more information contact: Ann Shultes,
99 Elfman Drive, Doylestown, PA 18901,
345-0618.
Scholarship
Winners
By ED. Wengryn
On Sunday, September 30, four Del
Val students were awarded $500.00 dol-
lar FTD District 3-B scholarships. The
checks in their names are to further their
education. The winners. Leslie Blatt,
Carolyn Brodhag, Sue Nord, and Tracy
Edwards received their scholarships dur-
ing the District 3-B Design School and
Trade Fair.
The District 3-B Design School and
Trade Fair consists of local fforists, whole-
salers, growers, and suppliers. One of
the better design schools in the country.
3-B this year had designers from Texas,
• GRAND OPENING •
The NEW Nonalcohol Campus Pub's
HALLOWEEN GALA
Wednesday, October 31st
9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
See the Snack Bar transformed to a Pub!
No cover charge
Live D.J. — Dance all night long!
Just 50C a drink
Munchies on all tables
EVERYONE WELCOME WFTH ID.
The Great? Debate
By E.D. Wengryn
On Sunday night President Ronald
Reagan and candidate Walter Mondale
went head to head in the first of their two
televised debates. Both candidates started
off nervously, but it was Mr. Mondale
who got over it first. To many, Mondale's
performance was a surprise, as President
Reagan did not shape up until about half
way through the debate. He was nervous,
stuttering, and ill at ease up to that point.
Mr. Mondale took advantage of the Pres-
ident's manner as he operated smoothly
and easily, using the time to make his
points, while the President worked on try-
ing to Improve his style.
The candkiates were asked a series of
domestic questions on proposed budgets
and deficit reduction; it was here where
the Presidetit looked strong as he prom-
ised that he will "never" seek to cut Social
Security benefits (though he did in 1981
want a 25% cut that the Congress refused
to pass, as Mr. Mondale later pointed
out, showing himself as the stronger can-
didate.) The other good point of President
Reagan was Mondale's proposed tax in-
creases. Mondale was again showing him-
self as the stronger candidate by saying it
was a plan, and one that would work to
reduce the deficits, that Mr. Reagan
believes will disappear like magic. Mon-
dale was ageiin stronger than the President
when it came to the closing statements.
Are we better off now than we were four
years ago? Mr. Mondale took that ques-
tion further by asking about our future:
Will we be better off in the upcoming
years, and what future will it leave for
our children? To many is was clear that
Walter Mondale won the debate. Whether
it helps his campaign only time will tell,
along with the Bush - Ferraro debate on
Thursday.
West Virginia, Boston, and Washington
DC, as well as kx:al florets from Reading,
Pa. and Somerset, N.J. The creations
designed were truly amazing, some stand-
ing three feet tall. Others were as small as
a shoe. The designers create arrange-
ments for two hour stretches, take half
hour breaks, and then return again. The
themes for most of the work dealt with
Christmas, as the Trade Fair deals with
selling Christmas items, such as con-
tainers, dishes, props, candles, and
other supplies. Other events include door
decorations; this year a DVC team of
students won first place for their door
design, and that was done competing
against professional floral designers.
Once again, congratulations to all, and
thanks to the designers for some A-Day
ideas.
FTD Scholarship Winners
PhoU3 Compliment of Edna N. Bkm
ipppppjuyyiip^
IW
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie,
What do you do when people who
you don't do anything wrong to stick
their noses up at you? And what do you
do when they act disgusted at you when
you are in their presence? Should I let
this behavior bother me?
I know that you can't be friends to
everyone and have them all like you
back, but it hurts when people treat me
this way. Do you think I'm just being self-
conscious about this? Aggie, tell me what
1 can do.
Signed
Hurt by Ignorance
Dear Hurt by Ignorance, , . . .
If someone misunderstands you or
your personality due to a physical prob-
lem, then you are hurt by ignorance. In
your letter I received no information
along this line so I will assume that you
have no such problem. What is hurting
your feelings is the lack of adultness in
these other jDeople. Some people do not
feel comfortable with others unless they
find a fault in the other (i.e. he has a big
nose), once people find a fault they can
usually get along fine. But when some-
pne has no visible fault, people react by
being or playing "I am better than you,"
thus the snobby attitudes. Their per-
sonality feel threatened because of their
own insecurities. If these so called friends
persist in treating you so, look for new
ones, their opinion is not the final
judgment.
- / Aggie
"Dr. Elson"
An Interview with History
By Jean Meyer
The other day, I was very fortunate to
have a talk with Dr. Elson. For the stu-
dents who do not know Dr. Elson, you
are missing a great deal!
Caricatures done DVC style!
Photo by. Stephen Persaud
Dear Aggie,
After being hurt several times by mem-
bers of the opposite sex, I am very hesi-
tant not only in asking girls out, but just
general conversation feels somewhat un-
comfortable. My problem is that I met a
girl in the beginning of the year that I
could really fall for but because of my
feelings towards girls now, I've only talked
to her once. I'd like to ask her out but am
afraid of being hurt. What do I do?
Bashful
Dear Bashful,
Life is a game and full of risks. And it is
better to have loved and lost than to
never have loved at all. All of this may
sound corny but it is true. You have taken
your inner pain and started to use it as an
excuse for not seeing or asking girls out.
My suggestion to you is A) ask her out
yourself, tell her you like her, and go
from there or B) talk to some of her
friends and get together with her through
channels. In most cases, plan A works
best. And remember no is only a two let-
ter word.
Aggie §>
Dr. Elson is a part-time faculty member
who works in the chemistry department.
He helps tutor the freshmen in chemis-
try. He has been teaching at the college
since 1946.
Dr. Elson is very much a part of the
college. He attended the old school (Na-
tional Farm School) . After attending the
old school, he went to Rutgers University
to major in science. After graduating, he
worked for the U.S. Department of Agri-
culture until 1943. He then entered the
Navy to become a full lieutenant. When
the war was over, Dr. Elson came back
to the college to teach. He came back to
help the old school transfer over to what
we know as Del Val.
Dr. Elson has seen many changes in his
lifetime. When asked what was the biggest
difference between the old school and
the college his response was; "Students
now are not required to do physical
work." In the days of the old school, one
half of the students would work on the
farm full time and the other half would
go to school. Then after six weeks, the
students would switch jobs. All of the stu-
dents were required to work in each area
of the farm. They only had one month
off from class. The students would work
during the summer months on the farm.
Graduation was in late March, so the stu-
dents could be hired in time for the spring
plantings.
Dr. Elson has seen many changes in
agriculture. When he was in school, they
used hand labor methods. Today, agri-
culture has become modern and more
technical. There is now more for the stu-
dents to leam.
Dr. Elson has years of experience and
he is very happy to share them with the
students. He will continue to teach the
students. Dr. Elson is a big part of Del
Val's future and history. As he says, "An
interview with me, is an interview with
h'*^ory." Dr. Elson will always be a legend
in his own time!
CARRY- CATCHERS
On Wednesday, October 3, students
had the opportunity to be caricatured in
the Student Center Lobby. There was a
choice of cither a Joe Aronson basic black
and white fek tip on transparency, or your
profile could be sketched and then water-
colored with a miniature body attached!
For one dollar you could cither wait in
a line for the color sketch, or settle for a
bare bones black and white profile. Most
who offered their best sides to the artists
seemed to prefer the former, which was
of course much more detailed for the
money. Some who attended mentioned
^hat last year's artists seemed to offer a litr
tie more. Overall, everyone was none-
theless pleased.
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
• ; Marvin Clymcr
Victor, Victoria
A REVIEW
The highly entertaining movie, i/ktor,
Victoria played for free in the All-Purpose
Room last Thursday night. From the looks
of the small crowd who showed up, either
people are finding the seating too uncom-
fortable to sit through another movie, or
they've already seen it, or they don't know
a bargain!
A Blake Edwards movie, Victor, Vic-
toria had its terrific moments of comedy.
That doesn't teO the whole story, however.
The film had a good story, good acting,
and real life feeling.
The story begins in 1934; Paris. Victoria
Grant (Julie Andrews) is a British singer
with an opera-quality voice that shatters
champagne glasses Ella Fitzgerald-style.
She is actually starving; she meets Car-
roll Todd (Robert Preston) , a gay enter-
tainer recently thrown out of a nightclub
for causing a riot. "Toddy" gets here to
try a different approach after Victoria,
wearing some dry men's clothing, punches
out his ex-boyfriend. Her entertainment
career takes off as he plays a man, Victor
(a.k.a. Count Gradzin^y of Poland) play-
ing a woman!
Difficulties arise when she meets King
Marshall (James Gamer) who finds her
(him) too good to be true. Both Victoria
and Marshall fall in love, but Marshall
doesn't like people thinking he's gay for
loving a man; and Victoria begins to ex-
perience trouble covering up her feelings
as a woman — losing her identity in a
"crazy world."
The serious backdrop is covered with
much lighter feeling than this suggests.
Alex Karras plays King Marshall's body-
guard who blunders through the movie
getting less respect than "King" himself.
King's dipsy blonde ex -girlfriend also gets
no respect — and doesn't forget it when
he actually puts soap in her mouth and
ships her back to America! Also, if you've
ever seen a Pink Panther movie you can-
not help but catch a Jacques Clouseau-
type private investigator hired to find out
if Victor is really a woman.
The best, most entertaining scene,
however, is probably at the end of the
movie. Toddy (Robert Preston) substi-
tutes for Victor as Victoria — playing a
woman with the grace and womanly
beauty of a rhinocerous!
Error in Print
There is an error in the Cktober calen-
dar. On Saturday, October 13, the parade
begins at 9:30 a.m., not 10.00 a.m
Sorry!
Ram Pages
FALL GARDENING
LECTURES SCHEDULED
The Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment of Delaware Valley College and the
Doylcstown Nature Club are again co-
sponsoring a series of three lectures illus-
trated with slides.
These programs are open to the public,
students, faculty, and administration.
They will be held in the Coffeehouse, se-
cond floor of the Student Center. Admis-
sion is free. The lectures will begin at 7:30
p.m. Refreshments will be served follow-
ing the programs.
LECTURE II
October 17 — Wednesday - 7:30 P.M.
Lar}dscaping for Wildlife
by Marvin Clymer
Mr. Clymer grew up in Bryn Athyn.
He graduated from Penn State in 1974
with a B.S. in Recreation and Parks. For
the next eight years he was the staff
naturalist with the Pennypack Watershed
Association. In June 1983, he left there
to pursue a free lance career as speaker,
photographer, and writer. He is now pre-
senting many entertaining and informa-
flve programs about nature and the en-
vironment to many different audiences.
LECTURE III
October 24 - Wednesday - 7:30 P.M.
Dai;lilies
by Dr. K.H. Christiansen
Dr. Christiansen is a surgeon by pro-
fession and also a daylily lover. He has
been president of the Delaware Valley
.DayWy Society for the past seven years.
During this time, membership has grown
from tvventy-four families to over twc
hundred families. He also has a nursery
where he grows and sells about 800 day
lily cultivars.
Two on the Town
By E.D. Wengryn
Dateline September 27, 198*
Location The Ravei
On the right hand side
as \^ou enter New Hope
To celebrate the birthday of Ram Page'.
illustrious co-editor, Leslie Blatt, this re
porter decided to treat her to real food
Upon our arrival and being seated at ou
table, a night of fun and food began.
The staff of the Raven take their worl
very seriously. Besides food, atmosphere
is of the utmost consideration. Though
looking like a motel on the outside, a<
you enter you are pushed through time
to a late 18th century plush sitting room
— done in dark woods and red materials.
The dining room, small, (reservations
are suggested) yet elegant, looks out over
a brick terrace and garden. The menu
(handwritten on a clipboard) is placed by
the table while your drinks are being
made. Leslie started with spinach salad
and moved to Australian Pork with apri-
cots and ended with cheesecake (with
hazelnut crust) and cranberry topping. I
started with tomato dill soup and moved
on to Veal Chop with Sweetbreads Dijon
and ended with brandied strawberries
with chocolate and vanilla cream. Both
meals were served with glazed carrots,
buttered zuccini, boiled red potatoes,
and fresh-baked bread. As the food was
served and the sun set, the lamps on the
tables were lighted and the house lights
dimmed while outside the garden lights
created a definitely romantic atmc»phere!
The price of dinner was under $50.00
with tip; the place is highly recommend-
ed, just avoid the bar and don't laugh at
too many of the other customers. And, if
I remember corr«:tly, didn't you people
have ice aeam sundaes that night? (a
mild revenge).
APO SCAVENGER HUNT
On Friday, October 26. Alpha Phi
Ome^ is going to give everyone a chance
to make some money, with an old-fash-
ioned scavenger hunt beginning at 8:00
and ending when the first complete lists
are in. There are two groups, individual
and team /club. A $5.00 entrance fee
will be charged for clubs (teams of four
people) arid $1.00 entrance fee for indi-
viduals. The monies will then be split
50/50 among the winners; kx>k for details
or sign ups and rules coming in Ram
Pages. The more who enter the more
money to win.
YEARBOOK
: PICTURE
SCHEDULE
All yearbook picture times for students
are scheduled for Tuesday, October 16.
All yearbook picture times for clubs are
scheduled for Wednesday, October 17.
FRESHMEN GROUPS
lA-lB-lC
9:00
LoWjyofS.C.
2A2B-2C
9:20
In front of S.C.
3A-3B-3C
9:40
in front of Gym
4A 4B-4C
10:00
Steps of Post Office
5A5B5C
10:20
Steps of Library
6A6B-6C
10:40
Steps of Ag. BIdg.
SOPHOMORE MAJORS
Dairy
11:00
Steps of Chapel
Orn Hort
11:15
Steps between
Ag. & Mandcll
Animal Husb
11:30
Mandell Steps
Agronomy
11:45
Mandell Steps
Chemistry
12:00
Mandell Lobby
Horticulture
12:15
Outside of Laskcr
Business
12:30
Lasker Lobby
Biology
12:45
Flagpole in front
of Alman
Food Industry
1:00
Admissions Steps
JUNIOR MAJORS
Biology
1:15
Gazebo at Leke Archer
Ottry
1:30
Lake Archer
Animal Husb.
1:45
Ag Mach BIdg.
Horticulture
2:00
Horticulture BIdg
Orn Hort..
2:15
Horticulture BIdg
Agronomy
2:30
Railroad Station
Food Industry
2:45
Greenhouse
Chemistry
3:00
Behind Library
Business
3; 15.
Eisner Hall
CLUBS
Agronorny
9:00
In front of S C.
Gleaner
9:15
Lounge *2. S.C.
Delta tau Alpha
9:30
Lounge *1. S.C.
Alpha Phi Omega 9:45
Gym Court
Adventure
10:00
Steps of Post Office
Investment
10:15
Steps of Library
Landscape Nur.
10:30
Behind Library
Model Railroad
10:45
Railroad Station
Soil Judging
11:00
Mandell (fron^ .
Ski
11:15
Mandell Ldbhy
WDVC
11:30
Steps of Chapel
Photo Society
11:45
Steps between
Ag & Mandell
4-H
12:00
Steps of Ag. BIdg
Biology
12:15
Lasker Steps
Agribusiness
12:30
Lasker Lobby
Hillcl Society
12:45
Admissions Steps
Horticulture
1:00
Gazebo at Lake Archer
Meats Society
1:15
Mandell Steps
Bandards
1:30
Steps of Chapel
All other clubs and societies will have
their pictures taken at their regularly
scheduled meetings. All presidents of
clubs should inform the yearbook. Box
*981 of their meetings, dates, times, and
places.
Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursdai;, October 18
5:30 to 9:00 P.M.
Cheese Steak with Sauce
and Medium Soda
$1.60
One Coupon per Customer
Placement Office Interviews
for Week of October 15
Tuesday, October 16
UPS
Group interview, 2:00 - 2:30 P.M.
Individual 10 minute interviews
2:40 - 4:00 P.M.
Wednesday, October 17
Parker Interior Plantscape
Individual interviews
9:00 - 4:00 P.M.
Thursday, October 18
Foliage Plant Systems
Individual interviews
First interview starts 4:00 P.M.
goes back to 9:00 A.M.
COME TO THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
TO SIGN-UP
Aggie Wrestlers
Streak to the Top
By Dan Smoker
With 38 straight dual meet victories,
setting a Division III record, the Aggies*
wrestling team outlook is bright for the
84-85 season. DVC took second place
last year with a record of si 2-0, missing
first place in the overall points total by V2
point to Lycoming College.
Coach Bob Marshall, who has been with
DVC for 10 years, has an impressive
128-24 record. "We didn't win the MAC
last year because we didn't have wrestlers
at the right weight." said Marshall. "This
year we're pretty inexperienced, and I
can see the possibility of six freshmen in
the lineup."
Members by Weight
118: Freshman, Tim Zacngle looks to
have the starting spot. Fighting
Zaengle for his position are Tim
Fitzgerald and Dave Gibson.
126: Dan Canale, a returning Ail-Ameri-
can and MAC champion.
134: Steve Canale. who together with
his twin brother Dan combined their
records last year for an impressive
31-1 total.
142: Senior. Kevin Stout who has plenty
of competition at his weight from
Dan Porter. Brad Wise, and fresh-
man Loren Richter. This will be
Stout's first varsity starting season.
150: Senior Brad Hershey. also with his
first varsity starting season, has
pressure from junior Bob Ekhelm
and freshman Tracy Snyder.
158: Freshman Tom Long and junior
and Drew Brophy are battling it out. but
167: it looks like Long will wrestle at 158
and Brophy at 167. Other compe-
tition at 158 could be senior Fred
Jones or T. Snyder.
177: Sophomore Bob Branch looks to
be in command of this slot.
190: Junior Dan DePretis has to look for
plenty of competition from fresh-
man Vince Bedesem.
HWT: Sophomores Shawn McGrath
and Chuck Hieber look to be doing the
heavyweight honors this year again . Mc-
Grath and Hieber shared the spot last
year, but they have some competition
coming their way from freshmen Len
Resato and Steve Redichek. who finished
fifth in the State High School Champion-
ships last year.
"Some major factors could be the loss
of Tony Tarsi (134), Troy Marshall (142).
Mark Sand (150), and Bruce Stajnrajh
(158),' commented Marshall. "Lycom-
ing has a lot of wrestlers back and they
look strong. Gettysburg, Ursinus, and
Moravian also look pretty good this year,
but I'm looking forward to strong perfor-
mances from the Canale brothers. Stout,
and Hershey."
Inside of St. Jude's Roman Catholic
Church at Chalfont.
Photo by: Leslie E. Blatt
**•
. -Padres Complete
Three Game Comeback
Against Cubs
By Duke Blessing
After losing the first two games in Chi-
cago and being outscored 17-2 in the
process, the San Diego Padres became
the first National League team to over*
come a 2-0 deficit in the championship
series by storming back to win three straight
at their Jack Murphy Stadium home.
In game five. Leon Durham hit a two-;
run homer and Jody Davis added a solo
shot to give the Cubs a 3-0 lead, a margin
that would last until the sixth.^;./^
Probable National League Cy Young
Winner Rick Sutcliffe looked dominating
until the sixth inning when, egged on by
the awesome ear-piercing power of the
home crowd , the Padres scored two runs
in the inning and then erupted for four
more in the seventh to snatch a 6-3 vic-
tory and win their first National League
pennant.
Steve Garvey was named M.V.P. for
the Championship Series as he batted
.400 (8-20) including four hits and a
game winning homer in game four. Tony
Gwynn and Alan Wiggins proved to be a
potent one-two punch as they combined
for 13 hits and scored 10 runs during the
series.
To defeat the Tigers, the Padres will
need superb performances from Garvey,
Gwynn. Wiggins, and Terry Kennedy.
If you are a Padres fan — don't bet the
series!
ROYALS
NO CHALLENGE
AS TIGERS SWEEP
By Duke Blessing
Paced by a pitching staff that allowed
only four earned runs in the three games
against the Royals and some timely hitting,
the Detriot Tigers swept the Kansas City
Royals, winning the series clinching game
1-0 on the strength of Milt Wilcox's two-
hit shutout.
What can be written that has not al-
ready been written about this team from
the Motor City? They are one of the most
overall balanced teams in baseball history.
The Tigers can beat you in any and
every facet of the game.
M.V.P. Kirk Gibson hit .417 for the
series and played solid in right field.
Johnny Grubb provided the most excite-
ment in the series when he hit a two-run,
pinch-hit double off the Royals' Dan Qui-
senberry to win game two.
The Tigers are in a class by themselves
and should defeat the Padres in five or
six games — bet the house!
The Newman Club
It has come to my attention that many
students at Del Val do not know what
the Newman Club is. I heard from one
freshman, asking If the Newman Club
was for all the new students on campus.
This Is not what the Newman Club is, so
I decided to talk to Rev. Joseph Cistone,
more commonly known £is the Spiritual
Advisor to the Newman Club.
The Newman Club is named after Car-
dinal Newman from Oxford, England.
Cardinal Newman was a convert to the
Roman Catholic Church and is known as
the patron of students.
The Newman Club is an attempt on
the church's part to meet the needs of
the Roman Catholic students living on
the campus. Many students fall away from
the church during the college years. This
time for all students is difficult because
the decisions that are made will affect
their future and should be aided by the
church. The Newman Club is trying to
give the students an identity as a group.
It is more than just Mass on Sundays; it Is
a service to the students — service like
answering questions dealing with their
faith.
At Del Val, there is no place to locate
a Newman Center. We hold monthly
meetings, but it is still difficult to contact
the students. The club is hoping that the
Catholic students will make the effort to
make the contact easier.
The newly-formed club is trying to get
its feet off the ground. To do this, we
need the students to come together and
tell us what thi'ii needs are. For example,
last year Father Joe held a talk on the
Dogma of the Catholic Church. It was
well attended and any questions on the
topic were answered . Most activities and
services are held at St. Judes.
The activities can now be held at St.
Jude's new beautiful church. The Mass
schedule is as follows:
Saturday - 8:00 A.M., 5:00 P.M.
Sunday - 8:00 A.M., 10:00 A.M.,
12:00 Noon
Weekdays - 6:45 A.M.. 7:00 P.M.
Confessions are held: '
Saturday - 1:30 P.M. to 2:30 P.M.
- 7:30 P.M. to 8:30 P.M.
The first activity for the semester will
be on October 15th, at 8:00 to 9:00 P.M.
in the Coffeehouse Room. Father Joe
will talk on "Relationships." All are
welcome to attend. Please come out and
support the Newman Club.
Jean Meyer,
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Del Val Squashes Upsala
27-7, Awaits Widener
by Duke Blessing
"The Aggie
Photo by Dan
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MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
Scranton University visited DVC on
Saturday, October 6, and escaped with a
25-31 cross country victory over the Ag-
gies. The team ran a good race but the
1-2 finish of Scranton's Bill Burke and
Bob Kilcullen was too much to overcome.
Senior Tom Reynolds made his last home
meet a great one as he was DVC's first
runner with a personal best time of 29:01.
The next Aggie Harrier was Ken McDaid
who finished in fourth place with a time
of 29:09. The next two places were va-
cated by Royals, but DVC then took the
following four places. Three of these next
Aggies broke the exclusive 30-minute
barrier on the course and joined the
'Sub-30 Club.' These runners were Al
Krouse in 29:33, John Thomson in
29:43, and Dave Spotts in 29:48. Just
missing on his bid for the Sub-30 Club
was sophomore Don Billet who crossed
the finish line in 30:05 in 10th place. The
Del Val pack is even more closely knit
now as only :47 separated runners one
through five. The Aggies take their 7-3
TCcord on the road tomorrow as they will
participate in the Allentown Invitational.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
By Linda Bailey
On Saturday, October 6, the women's
cross country team held their first home
meet of the season against Scranton and
Lockhaven with scores of 15 points,
Scranton to 40 points, DVC and 20
points, Lockhaven to 35 points, DVC.
Scranton swept places first, second, and
third as Theresa Meade, Julie Haggerty,
and Mary Leady crossed the finish line
with times of 17:27, 18:12. and 18:19
respectively. Monica Etwiller, DVC's first
runner to cross the finish, placed eighth
with a time of 19:33. Kim Hack finished
with the time of 19:59 putting her in 10th
place. Places 14, 15, and 16 went to
Wendy Fields, Tana Hawes, and Donna
hoover with times of 20:58, 21:41, and
23:12 respectively. Debbi Hyde finished
18th with the time of 25:42. The girls next
meet will be held Saturday, October 13
at the Allentown Invitational. Good^
Luck!
AGGIES'
Offensive Unit Also Excells
in the Clossroom
By Joe Ferry
With an average grade-point average
of 3.38, the Delaware Valley College of-
fensive unit goes a long way in dispelling
the myth that athletes, particularly foot-
ball players, are less-than-dedicated
students. . :
"I think tfiat the academic achtevements
of these students deserve recognition,"
said Aggies' coach Al Wilson . "They work
extremely hard on the field but they also
apply their concentration to their studies.
It's not easy coming off the practice field
and sitting down for a couple of hours of
studying. But they obviously have the de-
termination to do it night after night."
Of the 11 starters, four are Biology
majors, four are Business Administration
majors, one is a Food Industry major,
one is an Agronomy major, and one is a
Horticulture major.
"They personify what Division 111 ath-
letics is all about," said Wilson. They arc
student-athletes in the truest sense of the
word. They have their priorities in order."
While the Aggies are doing well in the
classroom, their performance on the field
hasn't been too shabby either. In two
games, the Aggies are 1-1 and are averag-
ing 327.5 yards per game in total offense.
Several players have plans to further
their education after college. Kemberling
and Avallone have already taken their
Medical School Admissions Test while
Rada has set his sights on attending Den-
tal School.
Glowatski is contemplating several op-
tions regarding his future. He is a strong
candidate for an NCAA Post-Graduate
Scholarship to pursue his Masters Degree
in Business Administration. But Glowat-
ski, who was the first Delaware Valley
College student to be nominated for the
prestigious Hani; S. Truman Scholarship,
may first pursue a career in professional
football. The holder of almost every one
of the College's receiving records, Glowat-
ski has already been looked at by pro
scouts.
Stahl was elected to the second-team
CoSIDA Academic All-America team
last year. He is a strong possibility again
this year, along with several other worthy
candidates from the DVC football team.
"I can't say enough good things about
them," said Wilson. "One thing we look
for when we recruit a player is whether
or not four years down the road he can
earn his degree and make something of
his life. They have done exactly that and
even a little bit more. They should be
commended for their accomplishments."
To say that last Saturday's game in East
Orange, New Jersey was a "must- win"
situation may be stretching it a bit, but
one can say that a loss would have been
detrimental to the Aggies' hope for a
Middle Atiantic Conference championship.
Coming Into the game, Upsala College
had a 2-0 MAC mark and the Aggies
were in a four- way tie for the second spot.
After the game, every team in the league
had at least one loss.
Thanks to the efforts of a stingy Aggie
defense and an offense which netted 429
total yards, Del Val cruised to a 27-7 vic-
tory and set the stage for tomorrow's
showdown with Widener University.
Jim Hannon and Bob Charette com-
bined to squash runner after runner as
Upsala could only muster 198 total yards.
In Bruce Sweda's absence, Greg Currie
and Craig Bmeman played fine games
as did the entire defensive unit.
On the offensive side, Nick Russo fin-
ished a 74-yard drive with a touchdown
from the one to put the Aggies ahead 7-0.
Upsala came right back to tie the score
at 7-7 with Jim Sullivan scoring from the
seven.
After gaining 64 yards in less than one
half of play, Nick Russo had to be helped
off the field (it was later found out to be
stretched ligament) where he did not re-
turn to play.
The Aggies went into halftime tied 7-7
and faced the situation of playing the sec-
ond half without Russo.
Russo's replacement was Jim Wilson
and it took only seconds before his im-
pact was felt. On the second play of the
half, Wilson took the ball and raced down
the left side of the field for a 53-yard
touchdown, giving the Aggies a 14-7 lead.
Wilson, who finished the day with 82
yards on 10 carries scored the third Aggie
touchdown of the day on a 1-yard plunge.
Rounding out the scoring was Central
Bucks East graduate, Paul Dennis who
hauled in a 24-yard touchdown pass from
Gary Kemberling (15-27-233 yards).
The Aggies (3-2, 3-1 MAC) look to be
in good shape for the second half of the
season. Although there is a logjam at the
top of the standings, three of the team's
remaining four conference games will be
at home, including tomorrow's Home-
coming Day game against Widener and
the November 3 game versus Lycoming
College.
Tomorrow's game with Widener is a
crucial one in the standings so everybody
come out and give the team all your sup-
port. Game time is 1:30 p.m.
GOOD LUCK AGGIES!
■pamiMi
"Up, up, and away"
Photo b^i: Dan Smoker
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag ;
The girls had a busy week. They played
three games. On Tuesday, the Aggies
traveled to Albright College. It took five
games but the girls ended up with a win.
The scores were 15-4, 7-15, 4-15, 15-8.
and 15-8. Leading setter was Vicki Keener
and leading spiker for the game was
Michele Heffner. The JV team also won
in two games, 15-10 and 15-12. Leading
server was Damaris Montanez. Leading
setter was Carole Gwyme and leading
attacker was Connie Hajioannou. All are
freshmen and are rapidly improving.
Look out next year! ">
On Thursday, the team participated in
a tri-match. Ursinus and Allentown were
the two opponents. Our first game was
against Ursinus, whom we had played
earlier in the season. Again, we gave Ur-
sinus a tough match but lost, 14-16,
FIELD HOCKEY TEAM
ON A ROLL!
By Duke Blessing
After starting out the season 0-3- 1 , the
Aggie field hockey team won three straight
to even up their record at 3-3- 1 .
The team's streak started with a home
victory against Wilkes College, 1-0. This
marked the first time the Aggies ever beat
Wilkes.
Victory number two came against Phila-
delphia Textile, 2-0. William Tennent's
Carol Serik and Debbi Masculli scored
the goals and goalie Lyn Schumack regis-
tered her second consecutive shutout.
Central Bucks East graduate Lisa Long
scored two goals in the opening minutes
against Gwynedd Mercy as the Aggies
won their third in a row, 4- 1 . Carol Serik
and freshman Melanie Cassidy scored
the other two goals.
Tomorrow, the team takes on Drew
University at 11:00 a.m. to start the
Homecoming Weekend sports schedule!
Come out and support the girls!
Aggie Booters
Drop Sixth Straiglit
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped to 0-6 as they
traveled to Collegeville and were defeated
by Ursinus College, 6-0.
The Bears outshot Del Val, 31-6, as
the Aggies' offensive troubles continued.
The team plays host to King's College
tomorrow as part of the Homecoming
Day festivities. Game time is set for 1 1 :00
am Come out and support the team!
10-15. Loading server was Vicki Keener.
Leading setter and spiker was Michele
Heffner. The second match was against
Allftitown We gave them a good run,
but ended up losing. 2-1. 9-15, 15-12.
and 6-15. Leading server for this game
was Chris LeFevre. leading setter was
Michele Heffner, and leading spiker was
Vicki Keener. i
The team then faced Wilkes on Satur-
day afternoon. Wilkes played sporadically,
strong one game and weak the next. Del
Val won the match 3-1, 16-14. 15-2.
12-15. and 15-3. Leading setter was
Michele Heffner and Marion Alberici was
leading hitter. You girls were finally on!
JV also played a nice game but lost a
tough one. The scores were 15-9. 11-15.
and 12-15. Best setter and leading server
were Carole Gwyme. while leading at-
tacker was Michele Morgan. Thanks for
coming to the game, all you local fans;
keep it up!
"An tied up" -
Photo by Dan Smoker
Master of Perfection
By Dan Smoker
The 1984 Major League Baseball sea-
son came to a close on a perfect note.
That perfect note was played by the
California Angel's Mike Witt. The Angel
hurler threw the 13th {perfect game of nine
innings or better in major league history
as he put down 27 Texas Rangers in a
row.
Witt's perfect game was the third no-
hitter of 1984 and the second perfect
game, Detroit's Jack Morris no-hit the
Chicago White Sox and eight days later
Montreal's Dave Palmer retired all 15
batters he faced in a rain -shortened win
over St. Louis.
Witt struck out 10 and was touched for
only one well hit ball that was caught at
the right field fence. Having the honors
of catching Witt's perfect game was former
Phillie. Bob Boone
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Friday. October 19. 1984
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Homecoming 1984
Happy Hi-Jinks at Homecoming Holiday
We Have a Parade!
By Jamie Beck
The Delaware Valley College Home-
coming Day Parade started the jam-
packed day off with a BANG! An event
'^of real fun! Student Government sup-
plied the crowd with coffee and dough-
nuts and joined the sprawling mass of
onlookers in cheering on the bands,
floats, and noted dignitaries and celebri-
ties. Grand Marshal was Chuck Fusina of
Jhe U.S.F.L.. Philadelphia Stars.
Homecoming Queen, Jennifer Corri-
gan. and those nominated for Queen
added beauty to the cavalcade as they
passed in their open cars.
The Floral Society, who were dressed
up like F.T.D. messengers, passed out
carnations to the crowd — a real pleaser.
The Investment Club came in from outer
space dressed up like Martians and tossed
Hershey kisses to the many hands out-
reached to them. Lots and lots of great
floats, far too numerous to mention, but
a genuine tribute to the spirit that is
Delaware Valley College. The winner for
the spirit car was the Floral Society. The
winners for the floats were 4th place,
FFA; 3rd place. Biology Club; 2nd place,
Dairy Society; and 1st place went to
Block and Bridle.
The parade included a lot of fine music
headed by the Del Val College Band . . .
a fine group of musicians. Next came the
great New Hope-Solebury High School*
Band with ffags. twirlers, etc.. and tal-
ented musicians. Then the Patriots of
Central Bucks East strutted their stuff,
and they have good stuff! The Unami
Junior High Band closed up the parade
in grand style. For kids of all ages they
had fire trucks and ambulances. It was a
wonderful morning out in the bracing air
feeling good about everything.
It was a most impressive affair when
you think about all time and effort and
caring that went into the preparation and
the parade itself. It made me feel good
and feel proud to be an Aggie!
"Floral Society wins with 1st place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
Fall Gardening Lecture I
Native Azaleas
By Bill Rein
In the first of three fall gardening lec-
tures sponsored by the O.H. Department
and the Doylestown Nature Club. Mr.
Bruce Keyser talked about the azaleas
native to our country. As with all these
lectures, it was enlightened with slides,
and enhanced by refreshments.
The speaker is a graduate of DVC.
Early in the talk, however, Mr. Keyser
emphasized that he wasn't always study-
ing plants. In fact, he started as a fresh-
man at Lebanon Valley College, playing
football, with his motivating interest in a
future with the pros. He got a "D" in
Botany; and though he worked the sum-
mer before at the Morris Arboretum, he
just "did not like plants'" Nonetheless, he
was midway through his freshman sum-
mer, again working at Morris, when he
took an interest in propagating azaleas in
their greenhouses. From this sudden in-
terest he switched to DVC. and went on
to teach Horticulture at a Tech. school in
Montgomery County. Then he moved
down to Waynesboro to run a landscape
business. Bruce and his partner "didn't
hit it off," so he came back to Bucks
County for seven years. It was not until a
few years ago that he began to concen-
trate on his ongoing interest in the rho-
dodendrons, especially the propagation
of azaleas, at his new nursery in upper
Montgomery County.
As if this history wasn't interesting
enough for a college student pondering a
career in agriculture. Mr. Keyser then in-
troduced his audience to "the full beauty
of native azaleas." Most of the azaleas we
know are little tender evergreen azaleas,
or the tall, leggy, short-lived English Ex-
bury Azaleas which are noted for few but
large and beautiful flowers. Bruce Keyser
found something so much better in our
own backyard! Native azaleas are "fully
clothed" with leaves right to the ground
— different species can bloom through
the summer into the fall (instead of just
April and May) — and since these na-
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"Block and Bridle wins 1st place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
A ROUSING HOMECOMING PEP RALLY!!!
by Jamie Beck
Everyone got rip-roarin' rowdy at Fri-
day night's Pep Rally held in the Feldstein
Campus Court. We were entertained by
the band and the cheedeaders and then,
to cap it off. we heard inspirational words
from members of the Football, Field
Hockey, Soccer, Cross Country, and
Equestrian teams. Unfortunately for us,
the Volleyball team was playing an away
game; we missed them and they missed
our salute.
And, of course, Bruno gave his an-
nual pep talk for the Football team.
"Way to go Bruno!!!"
As for the dorm decoration contest.
Berk was third, Cooke won second, and
"Bruno and the Ram'
Photo b\^ Stephan Persaud
tives are basically 16 species found on
the East Coast, they can easily survive
our toughest winters.
However, with sixteen different spe-
cies, there are as many individual char-
acteristics which would be outstanding if
they somehow were together in one plant!
Indeed, with his slides. Bruce showed
natives that were yellow, natives that
were white, some tliat even smelled good,
and some that bloomed like fire in the
valleys of Virginia. He enthusiastically
suggested: take a species with many
flowers, cross it with a large -flowered
species, and then maybe with a fragrant
one. and "maybe three generations down
the line we'll get an American Azalea
with no mildew problems, clothed to the
ground, with lots of large flowers!" This
breakthrough would be both a personal
triumph, and perhaps an economic suc-
cess, and would benefit nearly all who
plant azaleas.
You can see some of Bruce Keyser's
work at Wynterset Nurseries in Perkio-
menville, PA. Ask Mr. Benner or Mr.
Ray (the O.H. Dept.) for details.
Barncss came in first. Congratulations!
A heated contest for Homecoming
Queen came to a conclusion at the rally.
Arlene Stein of Block and Bridle came in
second runner up. Polly Edc from the
Agronomy Club was first runner up, and
this year's Homecoming Queen is the
Dairy Society's own Jennifer Corrigan.
Our sincerest congratulations to all the
participants and special cudos to Jennifer.
And for a DVC first, the Lacrosse
Team's own Chris Kelly was named Mr.
Congeniality.
It was a great Pep Rally and attended
by many alumni as well as by students
and faculty. "Go Aggies!!"
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Field Hockey (A) vs. Lycoming. 11:00 a.m.
Women's and Men's Cro% Country (A) vs.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Field Hockey Team
Splits
by Dan Smoker
DVC saw the women's field hockey
record even out at 4-4-1 last week as
they recorded a win and a loss. They col-
lected their win by defeating FDU 1-0.
but they also lost to Drew 3-0, at their
Homecoming game.
Debbie Brown scored 20 minutes into
the first period with an assist from Lisa
Long to defeat FDU. Lyn Schumack had
an outstanding performance in goal,
turning away seven point-blank scoring
opportunities. "Lyn had the best game of
her career. I couldn't see how she came
up with some of her saves," said coach
Peggy Vellner.
The Homecoming game against Drew
was a different story as Drew handed
DVC a 3-0 loss. Drew scored early in the
first period and scored two more quick
goals to put the game out of reach before
DVC knew what had happened. Drew
fired 30 shots on goal while DVC took
only 11 shots. Lyn Schumack had a
tough first peirod but she settled down,
making some outstanding saves in the
second half.
Other outstanding performances were
turned in by right link Jackie Heflich, full-
back Tina Drey, and center Carol Serik.
The field hockey season comes to a close
tomorrow as DVC takes on Lycoming
(away) for their final game.
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AGGIES BOMBED BY
WIDENER, 36-3
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies squandered numerous op-
portunities on offense and watched Dan
Guy, quarterback for Widener, scramble
for what seemed like minutes as he
picked apart the Aggie defense in leading
Widener University to a 36-3 victory
over DVC on Homecoming Day.
Although the Aggies were in the game
going into the fourth quarter (they trailed
only 15-3) . things blew wide open in the
final period as Widener scored three
touchdowns. , ^
Guy completed 20 of 24 passes for
223 yards and three touchdowns. "The
difference in offense was the job Guy did
getting loose," Aggie coach Al Wilson
said after the game. "That is the type of
offense Widener has. That's what it's all
about."
What Widener is all about may have
cost the Aggies a conference champion-
ship this year.
Freshman Jim Wilson had an outstand-
ing game as he rushed for 97 yards on
19 carries.
The Widener defense did an outstand-
ing job shutting down the Kemberling-
Glowatski connection as the two paired
up only one time for nine yards.
Congratulations to Nick Russo, winner
of the "Bruno" award.
The Aggies try to regroup and travel to
Juniata tomorrow to take on their peren-
nial nemesis. Game time is 1:30 p.m.
Mike Moyer (96) and Glen Pazzalia
(97) converge on Widener's Dan Guy.
Photo h\; Dan Smoker
Equestrian Team News
By Michele Hensel V^ \: J/^ ^ ^
The Equestrian Team, under the direc-
tion of Mrs. Sue Clark of Milestone Farm
and Dr. Frederick Hofsaess. is off to an-
other great year! For those of you who
are unfamiliar with the team, there are
54 members who take lessons once a.
week at Milestone Farm on Ferry Road
in Doylestown . There are approximately
five shows a semester, plus regional and
national competition. The first show of
the season was put on by Rutgers Univer-
sity at Briarwood Farm in Old wick. New
Jersey. The team did an outstanding job
with a total of over 20 ribbons. Although
Rutgers eventually came out on top. Del
Val was only a few points behind to win
the Reserve Championship of the show,
out of 13 teams that competed. The next
show will be held on October 14. On
November 11, all the action will be at
Milestone Farm, where Del Val will be
holding the competition. For anyone
who is even the least bit interested in
horses, it would be a great way to spend
a Sunday, so come down and give us
your support!
Here are the results from the show on
October 7:
Beginner Walk, Trot
Bridget Glunz 1st ':
C.A. Pecorelli 2nd
Kathleen Butler 3rd
Advanced Walk, Trot
James Whitfield 1st
Melanic O'Neill 1st
DVC's 2nd Flea Market
Sunday, October 21, 1984
Set up time: 7:00 AM
In the Main Parking Lot
For more information and registratior)
contact Residence Life Office or Greg
Stapleton.
Registration Fee — $8 in advance
$10 on site
Sponsored by the RA's of DVC
Beginner Walk, Trot. Canter
Michele Hensel 1st
Sheila Smith 5th
Advanced Walk, Trot, Canter
Eva Brunt 4th
Cindy Sharpe - ' 6th
Becky Spinnler *; /::'',. 3rd
Novice Horsemanship
Amy Clayton 4th
Lori McCutcheon 1st
Kelly Noland 3rd
Jennifer McEIroy 4th
Beth Meny 3rd
Intermediate Horsemanship
Cheri Day 2nd
Open Horsemanship
Robin Crawford 2nd
Leslie Ward ., 5th
Megan Allen 6th
Novice Over Fences
Beth Meny 3rd
Intermediate Over Fences
Cherie Day 3rd
Megan Allen 6th
Open Over Fences
Leslie Ward 2nd
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AGGIES BEAT KINGS
2-0 TO WIN
FIRST SOCCER GAME
By Duke Blessing
After losing to Upsala, 3-f . eartler dur-
ing the week and seeing their record
drop to 0-7, the At^H's came back and
defeated Kings on Homecoming Day to
register their first win of the year. . V
Juan Suarez scored what proved to be
the only goal thr Aggies would need at
H:22 of the second half when he con-
verted a pass from Alex Simpson.
Suarez then added another goal when
he scored on a penalty kick at the
2Lminute mark.
The Aggies (L7) travel to Lycoming
College tomorrow for an ILOO a.m.
game.
"Head Ball"
Photo by Stephen Persaud
CLUB NEWS
Agribusiness Society
The Agribusiness Society is sponsoring
a car wash on Saturday. October 20.
from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. at Kentucky
Fried Chicken. Route 611 & Old Dublin
Pike in Doylestown. Price per car will be
$2.{)(). Come on out! Get your dirty cars
washed and grab a bite to eat while you
are waiting! (Agribusiness Society meets
every Thursday. Look for signs!)
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D, Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag, Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV. No. 8
Friday. October 26. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
November Calendar
Watch for Mid-Terms
Pre-reglstratlon Soon!
Doylestoivn's
Great Debate
by ED. Wengryn
The candidates for the 8th Congres-
sional District from Pennsylvania squared
off in the All-Purpose Room before a
crowd of 436 people for the first of their
campaign debates. The candidate, Peter
Kostmayer, three-term Democratic In-
cumbant, was set up against Republican
contestant David Christian.
Both candidates are young and have
visions for the future. In the words of Dr.
Click, "No matter who wins the election,
the voters of Bucks County and this dis-
trict do." As for the debate itself, county
voters got an ear full.
In opening statements. Christian used
the time to introduce himself and his
background. He presented himself as a
fighter. As a child he was on welfare until
his mother remarried. He was also the
youngest Army captain ever (he received
commission at age 20) and left Vietnam
as a disabled veteran. He spoke against
Agent Orange, against taxes, and sup-
ported jobs for the disabled.
When Kostmayer got up to open, he
talked about his returning jobs to Bucks
County, the reopening of Eastern Ce-
•ramics, and the saving of steel worker
jobs. He mentioned the bringing of
federal urban development monies to
the district, and the preservation of the
district's wildlife areas including the first
federal wildlife preservation in tiw
district.
Kostmayer looked polished in his pre-
sentation of materials as his experience
showed. He answered the questions asked
of him while gibing his opponent. .
, Christian tried continually to push the
fact that Kostmayer misrepresented the
people, that he sold them short and uses
redirect to cover it up.
Kostmayer made a point of informing
Christian that Washington vras a tel
tougher than the campaign and that
working there is no picnic. And to that
extent Kostmayer is correct as Christian
appears naive to Washington and be-
cause he says it will happen he is al^j
assuming Reagan will win and that he
will "have the President's car."
By the end of the debate the can-
didates settled down and left the voters
from Bucks County with a difficult chore.
Do we go with the candidate who works
for us and gets things done? Or do we
vote for the candidate who might work
for us a little bit harder, or maybe not at
all? These questions will be answered on
election day and from there time will tell.
Blood Drive Coming Soon
For the past three tries, DVC's Blood
Drive has failed to reach its goal of 200
pints. This is due to a lack of support by
teachers and students. With more than
800 people living on campus, you figure
more than 200 would show up for a
chance to "save a life." So let's get out
there on November 28th from 10:30
a.m. -3: 30 p.m. and help yourself to
save a life.
NOTICE TO
ALL STUDENTS
Anyone wanting to submit a picture to
the paF)cr. place in Box 988, care of
Ram Pages by 12:00 Monday or contact
me, Linda Goodloe, photo editor.
8"PA.cor»G«tsstONai.
DISTRICT DEBATE
Kostmayer / Christian Debate
Photo by Tim Ireland
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
by E.D. Wengryn
As the second debate between the
presidential candidates started 1 knew It
wouldn't be that fun. How much fun can
you have with foreign affairs, the Beirut
bombings, and Russian "star wars?" Let
me tell you that the candidates lived up
to my expectations.
Mondale did everything he did the first
time. He made his points and answered
his questions. He also prodded Reagan
on his failures as a leader, his lack of
awareness, and his inability to be effec-
tive when the time comes.
-Reagan, on the other hand, was more
relaxed this time. He delivered smooth
speeches and rebuttles. His only problem
was he didn't always reply to a question
or a stated fact. Because of this Reagan
seemed detached, which almost proved
Mondale's statements. But like 1 said,
who listens when it's foreign affairs? .
The whole debate was not a complete
waste as some facts were presented,
such as: the inability of the present ad-
ministration to secure an agreement with
the Russians, the fact that the arms rac€
continues at a dangerous pace, and that
the Carter-Mondale administration sold
the United States short. All of these facts
were stretched out and pushed around
and twisted to make each candidate look
good. After all, isn't that what counts?
All in all, the debate was working
toward two separate goals: one, to prove
age hasn't ruined Reagan, and two, that
Mondale is a strong person, not a wimp.
Both candidates proved these goals to be
true. As for a winner, that's tough. If you
look at answers and debating points,
Mondale wins, but because Reagan im-
proved so much he looked to be a win-
ner. The final choice is your vote on
Election Day.
Crimes of the Heart
by E.D, Wengryn
On Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
nights, the DVC All-Purpose Room was
transformed into a theatre for the pro-
duction Crimes of the Heart by the
Delaware Valley Regional Theatre Com-
pany. The performances by the actors
were superb as they recreated the drama
that took place in the new old south.
The story is about the lives and loves
of three sisters. The oldest sister, Lenny,
lived her life for Grandpa, who took care
of them after their mother hung herself
and the cat. He is now in the hospital
and about to die while Lenny feels lost
because she has no one to live for any-
more. Meg, on the other hand, has to
face up to the fact that she is not as
strong as she thought she was when she
has to face the lover she ran out on over
five years before. Babe, on the other
hand, is in real trouble as she faces a trial
for shooting her husband because he
found out she slept with a 15-year-old
black man. He also has picture proof.
The play handles all of these problems
as the story solves them, each in its own
time. As Lenny finally gets to make a
wish on the candles with a cake
underneath, the play ends with everyone
happy. This show, its cast, and story are
worth anyone's time to see and it's sug-
gested that if a performance is around
again that everyone see it.
DVC Flea Market
Photo 6^ Tim Ireland
Lenny's birthday in Cnmes of the
Heart.
Photo by Tim Ireland
CLUB NEWS
Newman Club
On October 12th, the Newman Club
hosted its first lecture of the semester.
The lecture was on the topic of "Rela-
tionships." given by Rev. Joseph Cistone
from St. Jude's Roman Catholic Church.
Father Joe, as he is more commonly
known, started the evening with a brief
prayer and then a little background about
himself. He came to St. Jude's in Oc-
tober of 1982 and was made the Spiri-
tual Advisor to the Newman Club. He
opened with a brief talk about relation-
ships and then it was open for discus-
sion. The topic that was on the students'
minds was friendships. Friendships have
a way of breaking apart in the last year of
college. Reasons for this were given by
the group and also by Father Joe. When
it was time to end the discussion. Father
Joe gave a short summary and ended
with a prayer.
The Newman Club would like to invite
all students to come to their next lecture,
which will be on "Personal Relation-
ships." The lecture will be held on
November 12th from 8-9 p.m. in the
Student Center. Room 201. 202. It
promises to be very educational for all.
Food will t« provided.
APIARY SOCIETY DOES
HONEY EXTRACTION
On Thursday evening November 1,
1984, the DVC Apiary Society (beekeep-
ing club) will be extracting the College's
honey crop. Anyone interested in seeing
how honey is extracted, and if they like,
participating in the process, is invited to
stop down at the Bee House (across the
railroad tracks in back of Berkowitz Hall)
anytime after 7:00 p.m.
The Apiary Society has teen meeting
about every two weeks this fall (watch for
the yellow hexagonal signs for meeting
announcements) , and the meetings have
included an excellent film dealing with
many aspects of the honey bee, a slide
presentation on honey gathering, honey
processing, and honey types, and mem-
bers assisting Dr. Berthold (the club ad-
visor) in judging the Montgomery County
Beekeepers Association Honey Show.
As in past years, the club has many
types of honey plus related honey bee
products tor sale. Included are liquid
clover, orangeblossom. buckwheat, wild-
flower, and eucalyptus honey; finely
crystallized honey spreads of plain, apri-
cot, cinnamon, strawberry, and raspber-
ry. The honey types are great for snack-
ing in your room, and they also are great
to take home for your family or to use as
holiday gifts. The club also has available
beeswax candles which make great gifts.
The honey bee products mentioned
above are available from club members
and also at club meetings.-
In addition to the honey extracting
planned for Thursday, the club will also
be involved in making a beeswax con-
taining product for treating and water-
proofing leather items like field shoes
and the making of beeswax candles.
Members and non -members alike are in-
vited to attend the meetings and to par-
ticipate in the evening's activity.
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Equettian Team (A) vs. Rrtncwton
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the Pumpkin Carving Corrtert on Mon<toiy.
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Dear Editors ^ ^ - :
Dear Editors,
I would like to express my sinceresl
thanks to everyone of the student body,
faculty, administration, and others who
expressed their sympathy during my
time of sorrow over the loss of my family.
Sincerely,
Dwiqht Ray Wallace III
Dear Editors,
Last Friday night, our room, Goldman
119, was ransacked and burglarized.
Several hundred dollars worth of mer-
chandise was stolen.
The break-in was a direct result of an
inability to secure the windows. The
screens are very easy to raise and the
one window latch doesn't even work.
The door was locked, so the entry was
most likely through the window.
This letter is not so much being written
to find out who the perpetrators are, or
even to blame any particular party. The
true purpose is to alert the students to be
more aware of the security of their
roonns.
What's done is done. This happened
to us, but it doesn't have to happen to
you. BE CAREFUL!
Signed,
The guys from 119
P.S. Ani; anoni/mous information would
be deeply appreciated.
Dear Editors & Students,
1 AM ANGRY. And disappointed.
Someone broke into the kitchen at West
Campus sometime during Homecoming
Weekend and helped themselves to
plates, silverware, glasses, serving
dishes, and the sharp knife. These things
did NOT belong to me personally but
have been entrusted in my care. So I
have been robbed.
PLEASE, 1 would like ALL of the items
returned. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
They're needed!
YOU have to live with YOURSELF
and if you like the person that looks back
at you from your mirror after this, so be
■« . ; .
Suzanne Sergeant
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
We have received several letters-to-
the-editors that have not followed the
editorial policy of Ram Pages. Due to this
problem, here is the editorial policy once
again. Please try and follow this!
If you have submitted a letter to us and
It was not signed, please let us know who
you are! Our P.O. box is 988! Don't
forget, we meet every Monday evening
at 7:30 in the Ram Pages Office in the
Student Center.
Thank you,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caryso
BUSH&FERRARO
FIGHT IT OUT!
by E.D. Wengryn
On Thursday, October 11, the second
of the nationally televised presidential
election debates took place. Only this
time it was Bush-Ferraro instead of
Reagan-Mondale. The debate took off
fast as both candidates for the vice
presidency were prepared.
As for style, Vice President Bush was
polished and smooth, delivering his
answers with charm, while Ms. Ferraro
came across subdued and raspy with her
voice sounding hoarse. This debate was
a major one for the women's movement,
as Ms. Ferraro set the standard for future
women in debates.
The debate was on the boring side as
there was no animosity between the can-
didates that would put sparks in the air.
The candidates saw fit to use the time to
push party platforms and criticize each
other's running mate instead of each
other. At times, the debate looked like a
contest over who could criticize and still
remain congenial. There were, however,
strong points scored in the debate. On
the religious issue, Ms. Ferraro put an
end to the religious question, stating that
whenever a religious belief interfered
with her making a public decision, she
would resign her ofifice. Bush's rebuttal
(showing a shakiness) was "I can respect
that." ■, V- .■■■.•;;.- ■
The fun part of the debate came when
Bush offered to help Ferraro distinguish
between two different Middle East situa-
tions. Ms. Ferraro asked in her rebuttal
that the vice president not patronize her.
The biggest question of the night, and
the one that the debates were held for
was, "Could you step in and replace the
president if necessary, and you, Ms. Fer-
raro, being a woman pose as an easy
target to a potential enemy of the United
States?" Ms. Ferraro assured everyone
that she would handle any aggression
"with swift and firm action, but with
responsible leadership those situations
will not arise." George Bush, on the
other hand, was able to express his
leadership abilities on his record and
political experience; for many that is
enough.
As for a winner of the debate. 1 would
say Vice President George Bush, only
because his style was smoother. My only
complaint is the attack on Ferraro's being
a woman and people feeling a woman
doesn't belong there. What about Indira
Ghandi of India and Margaret Thatcher
of Great Britain?
RAM PAGES EDITORIAL POLICY Heyday on the Hay Ride!
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any editorial changes in all material
submitted for publication.
2. Only signed material will be con-
sidered for publication. Signatures
will be withheld upon request.
3. Any material which is considered by
the student editor (s) or faculty advisor
to be potentially libelous will be in-
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consideration for publication.
4. The writew of material in question
must certify sincerity of purpose and
correctness of facts to the best of their
knowledge.
5. The person (s) named or implied in
the controversial material shall be in-
formed of any article before publica-
tion and shall be given the opportunity
to respond.
by E.D. Wendryn
On Saturday night, numerous DVC
students and friends gathered behind ad-
missions for an old fashioned hayride,
only, a tractor pulled instead of a horse.
The show began at 8:00 when the first
wagon went out. At 9:00 when the sec-
ond trip began, John Flynn, the enter-
tainer of the night began with his songs of
humor "Saturday Night Special" and
"You Look Better in the Dark," along
with more melancholy music. He was
very good. The night was warm, the hay
rides were excellent, as for the dough-
nuts and cider, you can only have so
much. Anyway, the night went on until
2:30 when the fire finally died, even
though everyone was still ready to go.
Class of '86, you've done good. Thanks
for a great time from everyone.
''What Lurks Behind
Old Wooden Doors?"
by Jean Meyer
Once upon a time, in a land far from
Bucks County, lived a small family. The
family was very poor with only $10 to
their name but, they were very rich in
love. One day the father, Paul, said to
their eldest son, Ed. "Your sister Les has
not come home yet and it is almost dark,
go and find her." Ed, obeying his father's
wishes, set out to find his lost sister.
There was a small creek that ran
through their small property. Ed picked
up, like a hound dog, his sister's path.
The small creek took the small boy into
the middle of the "Black Forest." The
night was approaching, the animals were
hurrying to their homes, and the wind
was howling. The moon was full and the
owls were hooting. It was Halloween!
Since he was a grown boy of 12 he was
not frightened. Suddenly, a shadow
loomed in front of him and the boy
began to run. The faster he ran, the
faster his heart beat. He stopped to rest,
but he felt eyes on him . As he began to
turn, a bat flew at him. As he let out a
scream, he heard a soft footstep behind
him. Shaking, he turned around again
and asked shyly, "Who's there?" No one
answered. Finally a black shadow from
the black oak appeared. It was his little
sister Les. As he let out a sign of relief,
Les gave her big brother a hug.
Now, the problem was leaving the
Black Forest which was pitch black and
the weather was becoming balmy. The
children started walking and they came
upon an old creeky house. The shutters
were blowing, the porch was crecking.
and the swing set was swinging. As the
children opened the door, a bat came at
them. Les gave out a scream, but Ed
calmed her by starting a fire in the fire-
place. The children huddled together by
the fire to get warm. They did not speak,
but listened to the sounds of the Black
Forest. Suddenly, there was a loud crack
of lightning and the rain began to pour.
In the distance they heard footsteps.
"Who could that be," they wondered.
The footsteps began to get louder by
each beat of the children's heart. The
porch steps creaked, one by one. One
knock on the old wooden door, and
another knock, and a third knock. Sud-
denly, the door swung open.
What do \^ou think happened?
V^rite to Ram Pages
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
"Beware of what lurks behind
old wooden doors!
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FALSE FIRE ALARMS COST
by George F. West
Do you know what happens when a
false fire alarm is sounded on campus?
The Doylestown Fire Company estimates
that at least sixty volunteer people go
into action, more than four pieces of
equipment are activated and an expense
of $500 is incurred.
In speaking with Assistant Fire Chief
Steve Walthcr, the facts and figures of a
false alarm were made quite clear. There
is always the distinct possibility of injury
or loss of life to the fire company person-
nel and innocent motorists and pedestri-
ans during the emergency response. In
the stress of the moment, people can,
and have suffered medical difficulties
such as heart attacks. Volunteer person-
nel at their employment or recreation
are, at the least, inconvenienced.
Beyond these consequences of a false
alarm, the public image of our College
community is demeaned. The College's
reputation, and therefore our students'
reputation, is very much on the line.
If all these factors are insufficient to
deter anyone from sounding a false fire
alarm, then the criminal consequences
should be considered. Doylestown Police
Chief Robert Cobb speaks of the possi-
bility of a $2500 fine and/or a year in jail
and if sotneone is injured or killed during
the incident, the penalties escalate to
$25.0(X) and seven to twenty years in
jail.
For all the above reasons, false fire
alarms- cost, it can cost others; it can cost
the College; it can particularly cost you.
"Splash" is no Dive
by Jamie Beck
The audience in the APR seemed to
love last Tuesday's motion picture
Splash. The movie. Splash, is about a
man who falls in love with a fish. That's
right, this past summer's hit movie is
about a man, Alan (Tom Hanks), who
falls in love with a mermaid (Daryl Han-
nah). The results are fun. laughs, love,
and excitement.
Alan didn't know he fell in love with a
mermaid until later in the story because,
out of the water, she had human legs.
She learned English in a day by watching
TV at Bloomingdale's and she go her
name, Madison, from Madison Avenue
in New York City.
The whole cast and crew of Splash
work wonderfully together. Especially
John Candy who plays Alan's playboy-
ish, overweight, older brother, Freddie.
He steals the scenes that he is in.
If you missed the movie, you missed a
lot. Wait until it comes out on video
cassette or on cable because Splash is an
excellent type of movie.
'Landscaping for Wildlife '
Photo b^! Janice Accatatta
:30 p.m.
Dr more |
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NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 a.m. -2 p.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
AGGIES UPSET BY
JUNIATA AGAIN, 2417
by Duke Blessing
After defeating Upsala three weeks
ago, the DVC Aggies were sitting pretty
atop the Middle Atlantic Conference
standings with a 3-1 record. With three
of their last four conference games at
home, including Widener and Lycom-
ing, the Aggies controlled their own
destiny, - ^ r.;.
Even after being crushed by Widener
on Homecoming Day, DVC still had a
slim chance for a piece of the title.
Destiny has dropped her bomb on the
50-yard line of James Work Stadium
and the team must dig out from under
the rubble to finish out the season with a
respectable record. Title hopes have faded
into oblivion for the 1984 football team.
The Aggies (3-4, 3-3) became Juniata's
first conference victim this year as they
finished on the short end of a 24-17
score.
Juniata's sophomore fullback Ian
Malee broke loose for a 26-yard touch-
down run with 1:34 left in the game to
break a 17-17 tie and eliminate the Ag-
gies from conference title contention.
Although overshadowed by the loss,
two Aggies enjoyed good days as they
broke school records.
Gary Kemberling went 19 of 33 for
233 yards and one touchdown. In the
process, he broke the single-season pass-
ing yardage record set last year by Tommy
O'Neil (1.365). Kemberling's favorite
target Dan Glowatski broke the single-
game record for receptions that he shared
with Harry Capozzi (nine) as he hauled
in 11 catches for 132 yards.
The Aggies travel to Madison, New
Jersey, tonight to take on FDU-Madison
at 8 p.m. Although title hopes are over
for this season, it would be a plus going
into 1985 winning the remaining three
games and finishing 6-4.
"Loose Ball"
Photo by Stephan Persaud
AGGIE BOOTERS FALL
TO LYCOMING, 2-0
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies saw their season record
fall to 1-9 after dropping a 2-0 loss at
Lycoming.
The offensive problems continued even
though the Aggies outshot Lycoming
14-12 and had the advantage in corner
kicks, 9-5.
Next opponent for DVC is Drew Uni-
versity, tomorrow at 2 p.m.
DVC'S TURKEY TROT
3.5 MILES
Sunday, November 18. 1984
2:00 p.m.
For further Information call or write:
Delaware Valley College, Doylestown,
PA 18901, (215) 345-1500.
Field Hockey Team
Finishes on a Winning Note
by Dan Smoker
The DVC Field Hockey team finished
its season winning two of their last three
games, finishing above the .500 mark
with a record of 6-5-1. Their only loss of
the week came to Widener. The team
came back winning their last two games
by beating Scranton and Lycoming.
At Widener, DVC fell behind early,
but came back to tie the game on a Nancy
Brake goal with 10 minutes left in the first
half. Ten minutes into the second half
Carol Serik scored a goal to put DVC
ahead 2-1. Widener retaliated two min-
utes later with a goal to tie the score and
then scored again leaving DVC with a
3-2 loss.
The game with Scranton was not de-
cided until the closing seconds. Debbie
Mascuilli scored early in the first half to
put DVC ahead, but Scranton scored to
tie the game at 1-1. The game remained
deadlocked until the last five minutes
when DVC put on a surge which resulted
in a corner. Lisa Long made a perfect
corner causing a shuffle in front of the
Scranton goal that resulted in a penalty
stroke when the Scranton goalie sat on
the ball. Carol Serik took the penalty
stroke for DVC which she slammed past
the goalie to win the game with only nine
seconds remaining.
DVC played their final game with
Lycoming, which DVC easily won 6-1.
Carol Serik scored the lone DVC goal in
the first half. As the game resumed in the
second half the score was tied at 1-1, but
it was not to stay that way for long.
Jackie Heflich scored twice as Lisa Long,
Debbie Brown, and Debbie Mascuilli
each contributed with a goal.
"I was pleased with our performance
this year," said coach Peggy Vellner.
"We had a fine group of girls and I was
happy to have been their coach."
Equestrian Team Wins
by Michele Hensel
On October 14 the Equestrian Team
defeated Rutgers and all other compet-
ing schools to win the Grand Champior^i
ship of Lafayette College's horseshow,
held at Bit-by-Bit Farm. DVC riders col-
lected 26 individual ribbons. Placings
went as follows:
Beginner walk-trott
Bridget Glunz
Kathleen Butler
C.A. Pecorelli
Kelly Jones
Lori Luciano
Leslie Miller
l$t
2nd
3rd
5th
6th
6th
1st
Advanced wallt-trot:
James Whitfield
Beginner walk-trot-canter:
Cindy Sharpe 1st
Diane Seitz 2nd
Becky Spinnler 2nd
Lisa Martini 3rd
Eva Brunt 5th
Novice Horsemanship:
Beth Meny 2nd
Amy Clayton 3rd
Intermediate Horsemanship:
Cherie Day 1st
Darlene Cernohorsky 4th
Michele Smith 6th
Open Horsemanship:
Robin Crawford 3rd
Leslie Ward 3rd
Megan Allen 4th
Novice over fences:
Patty Denmead 3rd
Intermediate over fences:
Cherie Day 2nd
Megan Allen 3rd
Open over fences:
Leslie Ward 1st
Robin Crawford 4th
1984 DVC Girls Field Hockey Team
Photo b^/ Dan Smoker
BwC'Mont High Schools
Deserve and Get
National Attention *
by Duke Blessing -^ ,
it's funny to sit in the cafeteria or in the
gym or anywhere on campus and listen
to students from other areas talk about
how great their teams are and how much
better they are than teams from up
around this area. Well, now it's about
time to get the facts straight!
In basketball, I will be the first person
to admit that the teams in this are are not
as good as the teams from schools in
Philadelphia, Washington, and New
York but there are several differences
which favor the Bux-Mont.
In Bux-Mont basketball, all students
are literate and none have prison rec-
ords. The starting five from C.B. East last
year are all attending colleges with mini-
mum SAT scores of 1100. The C.B.
West captains are pre-Med at Penn, Cor-
nell, and Delaware. Most Bux-Mont bas-
ketball players put studies first because
they realize that a college degree and a
professional-type job are where it's all at.
C.B. West is a football powerhouse
that has sent truckloads of players to col-
lege as student/athletes. This season, in
a rebuilding year, the Bucks are 6-0 and
have outscored their opponents 214-0!
Add C.B. East at 7-0 and North Penn at
6-1 and the top teams in one of the
state's best leagues could play anybody
anywhere. Football graduates of both
local schools flood law schools and
medical schools after their successful col-
lege days are over while again, none
choose prison after the last whistle blows.
C.B. East is ranked near the top of the
state annually in soccer and this year is
no different. The Patriots are 14-0-2 and
have been on some honorable mention
lists in the national rankings.
The Patriots also are state power-
MEN'S CROSS COUNTOY
By Ken McDaid
The DVC Cross Country team closed
out its dual-meet season in Reading last
Saturday. The Aggies ran tough but lost
an 18-37 decision to Albright College.
However, it must be noted that DVC
was without the services of frontrunner
Ken McDaid who missed the meet due
to an injury. Filling in the top spot for the
Aggies was sophomore Dave Spotts who
improved his time on Albright's course
by :55 over last year. Spotts finished 5th
overall. Right behind Spotts were senior
Tom Reynolds and sophomore John
Thomson who continues to improve.
Reynolds and Thomson clocked in eight
seconds behind Spotts and in 6th and
7th places respectively. The next finishers
for the Aggies were Al Krase and Don
Billet who took 9th and 10th places, 45
seconds behind Spotts. Closing at the
Aggie contingent was Rob Benner who
checked in at 12th place. DVC finished
the season with a 7-4 record (5-3 MAC) .
The Harriers take next week off and then
travel to Ft. Indiantown Gap, Pa. on
November 3 for MAC Championships.
houses in tennis and golf, where although
there are only a few scholarships avail-
able in both sports, student/athletes
from C.B. East seem to gobble them up
quickly.
C.B. West has sent wrestlers to Wilkes,
Rider, Bucknell, and Lehigh. The East-
West heavyweight match in 1980 fea-
tured an All-State football/wrestler head-
ed to the U.S. Naval Academy against
an All Area football/wrestler with an
SAT of 1400, headed to Lehigh Univer-
sity. Two of the best wrestlers in Aggie
history, Troy Marshall and Mark (med-
school) Sands are from Bux-Mont high
schools (C.B. West and Pennridge).
Throw in the M.V.P.'s of the Rhode
Island Field Hockey team (East's Karen
Murphy) and the All-A.C.C. captain of
William and Mary's Field Hockey team
(East's Lisa Fuccella) for good measure.
'Don't forget All- American quarterback
and outfielder Kevin Ward who is now in
the Phillies farm system and All-American
nose tackle Ivan Lesnick (both of C.B.
West) who turned down pro offers to go
to medical school.
C.B. West's Jim Jensen of the Miami
Dolphins was recently featured in Sports
Illustrated and East's Scott Stankavage
plays for the Denver Broncos.
Colleges at every level flock to these
Bux-Mont schools because of the com-
bination of superior athletic skills and
superior academic talent.
So as the basketball season approach-
es, you may not see any broken rims in
Buckingham (C.B. East) or shattered
backboards in Doylestown (C.B. West)
but you will see admission counselors
from the top 50 schools in the nation
drooling as these student/athletes apply
and seriously consider their institution.
For what is the real purpose of going
to college? The Bux-Mont high schools
have all the answers!
And ma'am, these are the facts —
only the facts!
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey,
Bill Rein, Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag, Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials,
Dan Smoker, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebcrt
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
HERE ARE SOME SNIGLETS
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should!
Pupkus — The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses his nose to it.
Thermalophobia - The fear when showering that someone will sneak in, flush the
toilet, and scald you to death.
Elbonics — The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie
theatre.
Gleemule - One unit of toothpaste, measured from bristle to brtstle
Flopcom — The unpopped kernels of corn at the bottom of the popper
Sunday
4
11
REMEMBERANCE
DAY
18
R&R
DAY!
25
Monday
5
"Hug-A'Friend
DaiT
Roommate Game Sign-ups
Cafeteria — during dinner
12
Fun with Food Night
Cafeteria — 6 p.m.
(Sundae eating contest)
Newman Club Lecture on
Personal Relationship^
8-9 pm -SC 201-202 I"
19
DOT DAY
Wear A Dot Today!
See ani; Student
Government member.
26
Your last meal of
left-over turkey!
MBB (H) Big Brother's Toumament
Spring Garden/Beaver/Cabrini
Delaware Valley College
NOVEMBER 1984
Tuesday
Wednesday
6
ELECTION
DAY!
GET OUT & VOTE!
13
JUNIOR CLASS
PIZZA NIGHT
Coffeehouse — 7:15 p.m.
/ ROOMMATE GAME!
APR - 7:30
Get \!our roommate and see how
much you know about each other.
Break Dancers
Cafeteria — 11:30 a. m.-l p.m.
14
BARBARA BLATT
Handwriting Analysis
SC - 11:30 a.m.-l:30 p.m.
MAKE ME LAUGH
APR - 8 p.m. - $1.00
WBB (H) vs. F&M. 6:30 pm
20
Enjoy your
, vacation!
Thanksgiving Recess
Begins at 4 p.m.
WBB (A) vs. Cedar Crest. 2 pm.
27
• Phillie Phanatic •
Comes to Del-Val!
Classes resume 8:30 a.m.
21
28
Bloodmobile
APR
W (A) vs. Ursinus, 7:30 p.m.
Thursday
GRAND
OPENING!
Non-Alcoholic Pub
D.J. in the Snack Bar
9 p.m. - 1 a.m.
8
Ice Skating Night
Melody Brook Rink
8-10 p.m. •80C Rental
15
BOWLING NIGHT
Look for Upcoming Details
Final Day for Preregistration
(only 1 more semester, seniors!)
22
FB
—
Football
W
—
Wrestling
WBB
s
Women's Basketball
MBB
s
Men's Basketball
CC
=
Cross Country
S
2
Soccer
SC
z
Student Center
APR
=
All-Purpose Room
Friday
Saturday
2
Order your roommate
a flower from the
DVC Flower Shop!
9
* Dress Up Day *
■• ■ (Enjoy it Kitty!)
3
• MOVIE •
Porky's2
FB (H) vs Lycoming, 1:30 p m,
CC. MAC'S, Lebanon Valley College
S(H)vs. Wilkes, 11a.m.
■ ' : Norton's Birthday!
m
^ DJ DANCE ^
APR - 9 p.m.-l a.m.
Last Home Football Game
vs. Wilkes, 1:30 p.m.
: "GO AGGIES!"
16
^ Coffeehouse ^
Coffeehouse - 9-11 p.m.
Free dpnuts and coffee
WBB (H) vs BCCC. 5 p.m.
23
ENJOY SOME GOOD
HOME COOKING!
THANKSGIVING DAY
29
^ FFA Day ^
APR
WBB (A) vs Wilkes, 6 p m
MBB (A) vs Wilkes, 8:30 p.m.
17
All Night Movie Festival
In APR
Powder Puff Football
Stadium — 1:30 p.m.
W (A) Metro Tournament
24
WBB (A) Galludet Tournament
30
Coffeehouse
Barry Drake
9-11 p.m.
Julio's Birthday
Respectfully submitted for
your approval,
Carol Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
[M!si\J5faii?s'^SQflfl(^ ©®flfl(8g(5
Vol. XVIV. No. 9
Friday, November 2. 1984
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
CONGRATULATIONS!
Jim and Mary Ellen Trainer
WHERE DID THIS
FEELING COME FROM?
An Editorial
Where did the fear and mistrust come
from? I've heard this question asked many
times this semester around the campus
and I often wonder the same thing myself.
I know many people who used to go
3ut around campus by themselves in past
years but this year they won't due to a lack
of trust and an ever-present fear. Perhaps
these feelings are caused by the disrespect
and the poor attitude that has been shown
around campus. I would never dream of
going anywhere without locking-up my
room this year.
Maybe it is time to change the attitude
around here. It sure would be nice if there
would be a lot jnore respect shown to
both the campus and the people living
on it, In a group type of living arrange-
ment, everyone must think of "we" and
not just "me." It would also be nice if the
physical damage to the campus would
cease, but I suppose that won't happen
until the knotheads who cause this
damage leave.
As for the fear of being alone at night,
there isn't too much that anyone can do
about that until the poor attitude is
changed and maybe a little more trust is
demonstrated. :,:
If anyone has any comments on this
subject, jot them down and drop them in
Ram Pages. P.O. Box 988.
COFFEEHOUSE
WITH LINDA BLACK
On Friday, October 26. Delaware Val-
ley was treated with the pleasant sound-
ing tunes of Linda Black. Linda started in
the coffeehouse but the excitement was
too great. Before long she was jamming
in the courtyard and the excitement con-
tinued. She sang Rock 'n Roll history —
everything from Led ZeppJin to Simon
and Garfunkel. Linda went beyond sing-
ing, she entertained. She had the whole
audience involved. The coffeehouse
seemed like a mini-talent show with solos
by Fib and Kitty. Good job. girls!
Besides good music, amusing entertain-
ment, and the good old DVC talent, there
was plenty of doughnuts to go around.
Surely she will return, due to the over-
whelming response. She said. "She
loves Del Val" and we'd love to have her
back again and again. If you did not see
her this time — don't feel bad she will be
back. Great job, Linda!
MUSIC
Spread Thy Voice
ByL.EB.
This past weekend, October 25. 26,
and 27, six members of the Chorale along
with Mrs. Roberts represented Delaware
Valley College at the Pennsylvania Col-
legiate Choral Festival which was held at
Clarion University in northwestern Penn-
sylvania. The representatives from DVC
were Dan Brehm, Steve Cissel, and Cliff
Love as basses, and Anita Chrisman,
Betsy Dixon, and Leslie Blatt as altof.
The group left on Wednesday evening
and traveled to East Waterford, PA.
where they stayed at Loveland farm over-
night. Thanks Cliff! Everything was
super!!
After a delicious, hearty breakfast, the
crew was off to what began as an exciting
and educational weekend. The chorus,
which was made up of approximately
150 voices from 22 colleges, rehearsed
all day Thursday and Friday under the
direction of Mr. Robert Page, one of the
most distinguished choral directors in this
country.
After rehearsal on Saturday morning,
the chorus assembled for the main con-
cert. The program consisted of a Bach
Motet and a song written by Hadyn,
which were both sung in German; a piece
by Carl Orff which was done in Latin;
and a few songs which were taken from
modern operas. It was a difficult but re-
warding program as everyone worked
extremely hard to produce one of the
best concerts I've ever attended. After
the concert, we all settled down for a
6-hour drive back "home" to DVC.
Steve, Dan, Cliff, Anita. Betsy, Leslie,
and Mrs. Roberts are very proud to an-
nounce that the 1985 Pennsylvania Col-
legiate Choral Festival will be held here
at Delaware Valley College. It will be
great!
Thanks guys! It was a heck of a week-
end so let's do it up good for the festival
next year!
^2i 2
Linda Black
A great coffeehouse!
Photo by Robert Veneziale
Pumpkin Contest
Halloween's Preparations
Photo by Robert Veneziale
PUMPKIN CARVING
CONTEST WINNER
The winner of the pumpkin carving
contest was number eight, which was
supposedly a pig. The carver of that
pumpkin was Greg Hofstetter, class of
1986 He receives $10 CX) for his prize
Congratulations go to Greg and his prize-
winning pumpkin.
Fall Gardening Lecture III
DAYLILYMANIA
By Bill Rein
The last of the 1984 Fall Gardening
Lecture Series, co-sponsored by the
OH, department and the Doylestown
Nature Club, was held last Wednesday,
October 24 in the coffeehouse. It fea-
tured Dr. D.K. Christiansen . a surgeon
by profession, and a daylily fancier by
hobby.
Botanically known as Hemerocallis.
meaning "beauty for today," daylilies
bloom but one day. In different forms,
one bed of these plants can give continu-
ous bloom of flowers, from June through
September. And different forms there
are! Some have foliage that is evergreen,
some are semi-evergreen, and many
others are completely deciduous. Dr.
Christianson has about 800 cultivars in
his own garden; in the slide presentation,
he showed us beautiful deep reds, some
almost-whites, bi-colored daylilies with
contrasting "throats," and some newly
popular varieties with a spot of color
(called "eyes") on one petal.
The excellent characteristics of this plant
may go beyond its varied forms of beauty
in flower — they are virtually indestruc-
tible perennials! As Dr. Christianson said.
"You can even mow them with a lawn-
mower and still can't get rid of them."
Everyone has probably seen the "wild"
tawny daylily in rows along roads — that
orange flower on a stalk, flowering in mid-
summer — so beautiful yet not bothered
by a highway life. This plant is genetically
a "triploid. " but there are diploids and te-
traploids now bred with thicker petals,
and even double-flowered daylilies.
Dr. Christianson noted that the popu-
larity of the new breeds is due to the work
of the American Hemerocallis Society, to
which he belongs. This group swaps
plants, finds new breeds, and sells them
at auctions. No price seems too great,
either. Some admirers are willing to pay
upwards of $300 for new and scarce va-
rieties! All of this interest has led to a cur-
rent registration of almost 25.000 differ-
ent varieties. "You have to go and see it
before you buy it." explained Dr. Chris-
tianton."
If you are interested in growing a plant
with beautiful, recurved petals, which re-
quires no skill to plant, and can be left
alone for about five years (blooming tre-
mendously), and which flowers during
the hottest part of the summer when
everything else is exhausted, get yourself
a mail-order garden catalog and buy
some of these terrific plants. If you are
already familiar with daylilies. you might
want to contact the Doylestown Nature
Club, which encourages anyone to join
for $12 a year; and maybe stop down at
the Delaware Valley Daylily Society's an-
nual auction, which is held each year the
first Saturday after Labor Day, at the Tyler
Arboretum in Lima, PA.
Mr. Benner, who introduced the
speaker, and Mrs. Brown, the president
of the Nature Club, both noted that this
lecture series has been so successful that
they are thinking of scheduling one for
spring, next semester. Watch for details
in upcoming Ram Pages
Christmas Lay- Away
For all your Christmas and personal
clothing purchases, consider a Student
Store Lay-away Account. Now available
in the store, Monday through Friday.
10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p m See Carol.
Scholarship Recipient
Tom Reynolds, Food industry senior,
received a $1,000 scholarship from the
Philadelphia Section of the Institute of
Food Technologists at a dinner meeting
on October 2. Scholarships are aw/arded
to students in food science and nutrition
from Delaware Valley College, Univer-
sity of Delaware, and Drexel University.
Selection is based on academic achieve-
ment, interest in food technology as evi-
denced by employment experience and
involvement in college activities. Pictured
are (left to right) Dr. Dietrich Knonr and
Jennifer Weist, University of Delaware:
Dr. Stanley Segal and Elizabeth Zorzanel-
lo. Drexel University: and Tom Reynold
and Dr. Mary Palumbo, DVC.
SENIOR RESEARCH
PROJECT PROPOSALS
The presentation of the Senior
Research Project Proposals is sched-
uled for Thursdai^. November 15.
1984 The meeting will take place
in Room 102. Feldman Agriculture
Building with presentations starting
at 4:10 p.m.
Everyone — faculty, students,
and especially those students inter-
ested in graduate work, are urged
to attend.
^^-Riiiiii
This Week on
Campus
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MTIADAY. NOVEmm 3
w Foofedl fH) v$. LycofTBog. 1:^ p nj^
Cross Country MAC"s at Lebanon Va
^ CoBege
Scwrer (H) vs. WiJk«s. 11:00 «.m
MOVIF Pnrh's 2 the Next ftej,'
MONDAY. NOVEIOER S
-¥■ "Hug-a-Frwnd D^"
S^-Uf^ for the Iteommate Garrw
■^ c^ — durir^ dir»Mr.
^ TUESDAY. NCWEVmER 6
ELECTION DAY!
Corrw out md vote
■^ tecaine e^«y wrte counts?
if WEDNESMY. NCWEMKR 7
Roomm^ C«nie to ttw APR at 7 30 pm.
M. Se« how much roommates know about ^
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^ Bmk Dancers in cale
^ 1 1:30 a.m. - 1:00 pm *
4^ THURSDAY. IWH^EMBEK 8 ^
!( Slutting NigN
Jf Locait^ at the Mebdy &ook Rink m
Frwn 800 - 10:00 p.m. - »C f« a rertal
-I- •••*•• •
Dear Editors
Dear Editors and Studettts,
I would like to thank the maintenance
department for the quick action in taking
care of and fixing the problem with off/
on hot water in Bamess and Cooke. After
talking several times with the new mana-
ger of maintenance. Mr. Jim Tully, I feel
for once that we have a person who is
concerned with our consumer rights as
resident students at Del Val. As one who
has dealt with our administration in trying
to get things done in the past, it was a
pleasure to deal with Mr. Tully. I only
hope the administration continues to back
him and let him do his job and they do
theirs. They will always say that the dorms
are first on the list with maintenance and
that everything is fine in the dorms. As a
dorm resident seven days a week. I'm glad
we finally have someone who sees our
problems and also acts on them. I wish
Mr. Tully the best of luck in fixing the
many "band-aid jobs" on campus, that
should have been fixed properly the first
A Consumer-Interested Student •
GIVING BLOOD
By E.D. Wengryn
On Wednesday. November 28 from
10:30 to 3:30 the Annual Fall Blood
Drive will occur in the All-Purpose Room
of the Student Center. The bbod mobile
comes to DVC twice a year — spring
and fall to collect blood for the area hospi-
tals. Every year, students and teachers of
Delaware Valley College are encouraged
to donate.
To give blood is not difficult and would
occupy 45 minutes of your day. 10- IS
minutes filling out forms and being
checked by a nurse (blood pressure and
anemia testing). You then move over to
the table where you are to give blood
(only if you pass your tests) . The donation-
lasts about 20 minutes and doesn't hurf4:
at all (you may feel a numb spot for a
while) . After that you are escorted to the
doughnut and juice table where you are
pampered by nurses and nursing aides. i
This is the longest and best part of the"
donation, lasting till you want to leave;'!
and folks that is all there is to it. It doesn'tt
hurt and the blood you give is used tO;
help people who need it — people whai;.
have lost blood in car accidents; people"
who need operations or may have in-/-
jured themselves severely. These people'
might die if the blood was not given and
one day you may be one of these peo-
ple. Think about it. and then sign up
either with your R.A.. in the Student
Center, the cafeteria, or post office to
give blood. The life you save could be
your own.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of November 5
Tuesday. November 6
First Investors Corporation
Individual interviews
9:(X) a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
Friday. November 9
Rolling Greens. Inc.
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
Friendly Ice Cream
Individual interviews
12 Noon to 4:00 p.m.
ATTENTION SENIORS: For those of
you who have not picked up your senior
annual, please stop in the placement of-
fice for your copy.
CLASSIFIED
• Keep on Cutting Hair Salon
Located next to DVC. Appointments
are not always necessary. Stop in or
call 348-2225. Discount of $2.00 with
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it Preseason Christmas Special •
$5,00 off Perm
Please bring this ad to get discount.
Local High Schools
VICTORS AGAIN
By Duke Blessing
The local "big three" (C.B West, C.B.
East, and North Penn) put all cylinders
into gear and destroyed their opposition
again as the "upped " their composite
record to 22-1
The Bux-Mont league, which has al-
ways been one of the top leagues in
Southeastern Pennsylvania, is making
an already strong state wide reputation
that much stronger with its "hanlball" ap-
proach to football.
Powerhouse *1 — Doylestown's Cen-
tral Bucks High School West. The Bucks
made it 7-0 on the season as they de-
feated Pennridge. 28-0, This marks the
seventh straight shutout for the Bucks as
they have outscored their opponents.
245-0. They rushed for 33(-> yards and
passed for 122 yards. Defensively, they
allowed only 69 total yards. Not bad for
a rebuilding year!
Powerhouse ^2 — Buckingham's
Central Bucks High School East. The
Patriots made it 8-0 as they beat up ol%
Perkiomen Valley. 31-{X Offensively,'
they churned out 195 yards and on the
defensive side, held Perk Valley to 162
total yards. Hello Thanksgiving!
Powerhouse *3 — Lansdale's North
Penn High School. The Knights went 7-1
as they crushed Upper Perkiomen*
46-13. Including punt returns, the Knights
racked up 5(X) total yards (without their
top two offensive players) and held UP.
below 200 total yards. The one blemish
on a perfect North Penn season is a 7-6
loss to C.B. East. Bring on C.B West!
This weekend: Upper Perkiomen is at
C.B. West. C.B. East is idle and NortH:
Penn takes on Souderton.
The well-oiled, three-headed monstef
at the top of all Southeastern Pennsylva-
nia polls will get you — even if you're
watching out!
Video Halloween
By E.D. Wengryn
This past Saturday night DVC hosted
their traditional Halloween Dance The
night began at 9:00 p.m with most peo-
. pie dressed up and ready to get down at
the Video Dance. The night was warm
and many of the costumes were too hot.
but everyone was having fun . There were
people dressed up with all different out-
; fits. You had your vampires, devils, ghouls
of all sorts along with scarecrows. Cindy
Laupher (her groupies) . clowns, dwarves,
fairy godmothers, wood elves, and even
a librarian The winner of the costume
contest — a tie with Tim Ireland as a
ballerina — God knows where he got the
tutu and Brian Breneman as a rabbit (a
few of the girls thought he would make a
cute playgirl bunny) . Other competition
was a sexy sister (no nuns like that in my
days at Sunday school) and a little white
angel. The group that showed the videos
while we danced was pretty good, show-
ing such videos as Duran Duran's Reflex.
Cindy Laupher's She-Bop. Michael Jack-
son's Thriller, and Wham's Wake Me up
before You Go Go. Other videos were
by Billy Idol. Van Halen, Kenny Loggins.
and many more. The only disappoint-
ment of the night was that Mrs. Feldstein
didn't have all of her cakes and cookies
done and we all had to wait until Wed-
nesday. Otherwise the night could be
called a success.
LOST & FOUND
• 3 pair of sunglasses
• 1 key on red key ring
• 10 keys with brass decoy
• Book World of Animals
• Calculator case
• 2 English texts
• Sasson watch
• Gold bracelet
• 1 pair grey suede shoes
• 1 pair brown suede shoes
See Mrs. Nelson to claim any of these
items.
AGGIES
DEFEAT FDU, 14-6
by Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College football
Aggies left for Madison. New Jersey on
Friday afternoon with the intention of not
letting their losing streak run to three
straight
In what looks like the last DVC — FDU
football game (FDU dropped out of the
Middle Atlantic Conference to schedule
more competitive independent schools)
for quite a while, the Aggies (4-4, 3-3)
evened up their record with a 14-6 victory.
The Aggies took an early 7-0 lead
when Nick Russo capped off a 70-yard
drive with a 1-yard touchdown run. Russo
finished the night with 148 yards on 28
carries.
Brian Breneman made it 14-0 before
the half ended when he hauled in a 7-yard
pass from Gary Kemberling (9-24-167
yards) for a touchdown.
The Aggies shut out FDU until the final
play of the game when Greg Rutter
scored on a 1-yard touchdown reception
to avoid the goose egg.
Del Val hosts a tough Lycoming team
tomorrow at 1:30 p.m before closing
out the season next Saturday, at home,
against Wilkes College.
AGGIES' OFFENSIVE
PROBLEMS CONTINUE
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College soccer
team traveled to Drew University last
Saturday and were soundly defeated. 8 I.
The loss drops their record to 1-11
Rich Hallowell scored the lone Aggie
goal off an assist from Rich Berger.
The team concludes their season at
home tomorrow against Wilkes College'
at 11:00 a.m.
Double Spike, Go for it!
Photo by Janice Accotatta
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
The girls ended their season with a lose
to Moravian on Thursday night. Thi'^
gave the Lady Aggies a 6-9 overall
record, and 2-3 in the league. The only
player that is leaving is senior Sheryl
Henry. She is a 4-letterer and was a key
defensive hitter during her four years at
Del Val. She will be missed next year.
Our two juniors also had very good
seasons. Co-captains Michele Heffner
and Chris LeFevre made an excellent
team. Chris, despite a mid-season injury,
had a very productive year. Chris was
our top hitter and also excellent defen-
sive player. Michele "Babe" Heffner was
our setter and really showed us some
new moves with her dink techniques.
Vicki Keener, our sole sophomore varsi-
ty player, also improved greatly. Her set-
ting has improved and she has also been
a good aggressive player. Freshmen
Sharon Chapman and Marion Alberici
also helped out. Junior Varsity had a
good showing too. Carole Gwynne helped
out varsity during Chris' injury Overall,
the girls had a much improved season.
You girls should \x proud. A big thanks
to all our loyal fans, especially Ray.
Thanks for all the good times everyone.
Next year!
Trivial Pursuit
By ED. Wengryn
With the game Trivial Pursuit sweeping
the country, it is only fitting that DVC
and Ram Pages have its own version and
this is how it works.
Below are quotes from great works of
literature. A point is scored for the correct
identification of the book, two points for
the author of the book, and three points
for proper identification of the character
who said those words. The points are then
totaled, Whoever has the most points is
the winner. All entries are to be received
before 4:30 p.m.. Friday. November 2.
The winner will receive $10.00, while the
answers will be announced in the Novem
ber 9 issue of Ram Pages. Good Luck!
1 . "There she blows! There she blows! A
hump like a snow hill!"
2. "What's gone with that boy. I wonder?
You TOM!"
3. "Goodness gracious, is dat you? En
you ain' dead — you ain' drownded -*
you's back ag'in? It's too good for true.*
4. "I haven't missed it. The spirits have
done it all in one night."
5. "I never saw Heathcliff last night, and
if you do turn him out of doors I'll go with
hirn,."-,;,;.r ■ C;?--;^? ':-... '; f ',v?!,--.,i ' v "■'■■'■ ,■..,
6. "Lady, by younder blessed moon I
swear, that tips with silver all these fruit-
tree tops — !' V , ; : ...-:: : ' .
7. "Dwarf-coat, elf -cloak, blade of the
downfallen west. . . . nay. Do not start!
We know it well — here are marks of a
conspiracy." .».«•.■
Ram Pages editors and staff are not
allowed to enter
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Jofe Ferji|^T<?rry Somerville
Dr. Ziiilier. Mr O'Brien
"See news in dj^ making,
write P.O. Box 988."
I
Vol. XVIV. No. 10
Friday, November 9, 1984
NOTICE. The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
his
"Grab Your Roothmate's
Towel While He/ She is in
the Shower" Month!
Caesar's is a Super Success!!!!!
{ Well, that's putting it mildly! On Thurs-
day, November 1, the DVC Snack Bar
was transformed into a pub-like atmos-
phere with posters, streamers, soft lights,
and music! It was the opening night of
Caesar's Pub and DVC sure gave it a
smashing start. In fact, the only thing that
was missing was the alcohol and I'm sure
that not too many people noticed its
absence .
The music was excellent and many
people didn't stop moving throughout
the entire evening. The dance floor re-
mained packed the whole night. As for
the non-alcoholic drinks, they were deli-
cious! Both the dacquiris and the pina
coladas were quite refreshing after danc-
ing up a sweat (and I mean that literally!)
The non-alcoholic beer was definitely en-
joyable and 1 never missed the alcohol
that wasn't in it. Of course you can't
forget about the soda and that good ol'
DVC cider. The munchies on the table
were a good idea and were very much
enjoyed. The overall atmosphere couldn't
have been better.
As for attendance, the total number
that passed through the door was 472,
almost twice what was expected! The
overall idea for the pub was to give peo-
ple something to do on a Thursday
evening and 1 would say that this was
accomplished with much success.
Congratulations to the RA's and Stu-
dent Government for this very successful
evening. A big thanks also goes to Thirsty's
beverages!
To those of you who missed the pub.
have no fear, it will return again this
semester! Next time you see an ad for
Caesar's, volunteer some time, get in-
volved, and by all means, make sure you
are there for this gala event.
Caesar's: A little bit of everything.
Photo b\,< Tim Ireland
Caesar's Pub Questionnaire
The sponsors of Caesar's Pub are interested in \jour opinion of Caesar's. Please
answer the questions below, cut along the dotted line, and return to box 811. Thank
you!
Please indicate whether you liked, disliked, or were indifferent to the following
items. Feel free to make editorial comments and suggestions.
Liked Indifferent Disliked
1. The drinks
Comments:
2. The D.J.
Comments:
3. The atmosphere
Comments:
4. The service
Comments:
5. Would you attend Caesar's again? Yes
.No
6. If yes, how often would you like to see Caesar's on campus?
7. If necessary, would you pay a cover charge to get in? 50C
8 Would you like to help organize future Caesar's Pubs? Yes
(If yes. please tell us your name:
.$1.00
No
.)
Thank \;ou for \;our assistance. Please clip and return to Box 811.
ATTENTION SENIORS
All seniors who expect to graduate in
May, 1985 are required to complete a
Graduation Information Form. This form
must be submitted to the Registrar's Of-
fice no later than November 15. 1984.
Degrees, caps, and gowns will be ordered
on the basis of this information.
HELP WANTED!
Newspaper Route
Must Have Car
Early Saturday Mornings
New Hope. Solebury, Doylestown
$10/hour, 3V2 hrs. per Saturday
Call; Jim Skasko at 345-7762
"Let's Party!!"
Photo by Tirn Ireland
DVC TO HOST BUCKS
COUNTY HONEY SHOW
The 1984 Bucks County Honey Show
will be held on Thursday. November
15. 1984 at 8:00 p.m. in Mandell Hall
Auditorium.
The show this year is being sponsored
by the Apiary Society of DVC and the
Bucks County Beekeepers Association.
The Apiary Society will be assisting Dr.
Berthold. Assistant Chairman of Biology,
in judging the show entries. Ribbons will
be awarded in three liquid honey cate-
gories — those being light, amber, and
dark. Three one-pound jars of honey are
required to any class entry. Ribbons will
also be awarded for comb honey entries
— three combs, and beeswax — mini-
mum one pound. A sweepstakes prize
will also be awarded to the contestant ac-
cumulating the highest number of points
for their entries in the various categories.
The show is open to all beekeepers
keeping bees in Bucks County, and Dr.
Berthold urges all Bucks County bee-
keepers to enter the show.
Music Nightlife
by Mike DeRosa
The top five pop singles for this week
are:
1. Caribbean Queen - Billy Ocean
2. 1 Just Called to Say I Love You
- Stevie Wonder
3. Purple Rain - Prince
4. Hard Habit to Break - Chicago
5. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
- Wham
Some upcoming concert events to
look forward to are:
AT THE SPECTRUM:
November 19 - Culture Club
November 30 - Kiss
December 14 - The Kinks/Tommy Shaw
AT THE TOWER THEATRE:
November 21 - Jerry Garcia
November 23 - John Waite
REMINDER
Preregistration
Preregistration for 1985 spring semes-
ter courses is scheduled from November
7, 1984 to November 15. 1984. The last
da\^ of preregistration will be held in the
Student Center All-Purpose Room on
Thursday, November 15, 1984 from 9
a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of Novem her 1 2
Tuesday. November 13 , '.
UPS
Group interview 2:(X) - 2:v30 p.m.
5 min. individual interviews
2:35 - 4:00 p.m.
Wednesday. November 14
Prudential Insurance. Co
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Thursday. November 15 '
Atlantic Breeders
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 pm •
Friday. November 16
Chemlawn
Individual interviews ■ ■ i
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
National Park Service
Group interview
n:20a.m. - 12:10 p.m.
Will stay after group meeting to talk to
any interested students.
This Week o\
Campus
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Aggie Runners Place
lOthinMACs
by Duke Blessing % «
The Aggies finished lOth out of 24
teams Saturday in the MAC aoss-country
championships at Fort Indiantown Gap.
Susquehanna won the title with a
team total of 88 points while the Aggies
finished the afternoon with 261 points.
Archbishop Wood graduate Tom
Reynolds was the first DVC runner to
reach the tape, taking 35th place with a
time of 25:40.
He was followed by teammates Ken
McDaid (38th. 27:11). Al Krousc {57th.
27:42). John Thomson (58th, 27:47).
Rob Benner (73rd. 27:57). Dave Spotts
(76th. 28:01), and Don Billet (103rd.
28:55).
Next up for the Aggies will be the
NCAA Regional Qualifying Meet, which
will be held at the same location again
next weekend.
>W'
Dear Editors %
Dear Editors,
I extend an open invitation to any ad-
ministrator who would like to spend a
night in a dorm. Maybe then they could
see, hear, and believe the problems that
occur in a dorm on weekend nights.
These problems go on time after time,
because of the ineffectiveness of this col-
lege's Residence Life Office and Dean of
Students' Office to enforce the school's
policies and punishments for vandalism,
inappropriate behavior, false alarms, and
drunkenness in these dorms. *
If administrators can not or will not en-
force these rules, then these rude stu-
dents will continue to cause hassle after
hassle.
I feel it's about time the Residence Life
Office, etc.. start backing up these rules
with some action against these students.
If this lack of action keeps up. then it's
no wonder that this college has an in-
crease in vandalism, false alarms, and
uncalled for rowdiness in the dorms.
The buck has to STOP somewhere.
Signed.
A Consumer in College Education
Trying to Get My Money's Worth
The Placement Office
Needs Help!
The Placement Office is developing a
list of students who can make themselves
available for one day part-time employ-
ment such as: raking leaves, waitressing
or bartending for parties in private
homes, repairing fence posts, and many
other one day jobs ALL INTERESTED
STUDENTS, PLEASE SIGN-UP IN
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday, November 3, the
women's cross country team traveled to
Memorial Lake State Park forthe 1984
MAC Championships. The course, com-
posed of many hills, was a 5, (XX) meter
course. In team scores and standings,
DVC placed 14th with a total of 343
points, out of a total of 18 schools.
Franklin and Marshall College placed
first, University of Scranton placed sec-
ond, and Dickinson College third.
With a total of 105 runners. DVC did
well as Kim Hack placed 61st with a time
of 22:07. Wendy Fields and Monica Et-
willer tied for 64th with a time of 22:28.
Donna Hoover crossed the finish line
76th with a time of 22:59. Also finishing
for DVC was Debbi Hyde with a time of
29:44.
The Comedy Cabaret Presents
MAKE ME LAFF SHOW
Wed.. November 14 • 8 p.m. • APR
Recently many of you have requested
a special twist in our show. We have
been asked to perform in the format
the old TV Show "Make Me Laff." So
^crrrrrrrmeeeeeeeeee it is!
^ The Comedy Cabaret "Make Me Laff
Show" features three TOP Comedians
that perform an hilarious one hour and
thirty minute show of stand-up comedy.
Then the stage is set for the "Make Me
Laff." Four students will be selected from
a random drawing. Each student will
then take turns facing each comedian for
a 2-minute time period.
if the student does not laugh, they win
$25 CASH!!
Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursday;, November 15
5:30 to 9:30 P.M.
Cheese Steak Royale
and medium soda
$1.75
One Coupon per Customer
1
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Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursday, November 15
5:30 to 9:30 P.M.
Sausage or
Pepperoni Pizza
Call Ext. 292 to order
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Aggies Embarrassed by
Lycoming, 42-7
by Duke Blessing
If in a "for amusement only" pool,
DVC was getting 10 points, at home,
against a Lycoming team that had lost to
Upsala (whom the Aggies crushed 27-7),
I would have bet the savings account, the
mortgage, and the diploma.
I % ^ihsiderlng that the Aggies were
healthy and a lot was at stake for the
seniors, most followers felt that the game
played on the field, without any point-
spreads, would finish with DVC on top.
Thank God that there are no "pools"
on Division III games because I would
now be poor, homeless, and uneducated
after betting it all on what I thought was a
sure win.
The Aggies (4-5, 3-4) must beat Wilkes
College tomorrow just to finish with a
.5(X) record. This turn of events is due to
a 42-7 thrashing at the hands of Lycom-
ing College, the worst defeat since 1976
when the Aggies were whipped by Al-
bright. 35-0 (in the days when DVC was
expected to lose) .
. • When Gary Kemberling (8-23-62 yds.)
hit junior Brian Breneman with a 2-yard
touchdown pass in the first quarter, the
Aggies took a 7-0 lead . Soon after, disas^
ter struck and struck again. •'?'■■ ■
Lycoming scored 42 unanswered points
the rest of the game as the Aggies went
under the .500 mark for the season.
On 27 attempts. DVC could only
muster 48 yards rushing and finished the
day with a slight 119 total yards.
Defensively, the Warriors shredded
the Aggies like a La Machine as they
rushed an incredible 59 times for 277
yards and passed for another 181 yards
— for a whopping 458 total yards!
The Aggies close out the season
tomorrow against Wilkes College, game
time at 1:30 p.m.
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Photo bv Ttm Ireland
Aggies Lose 3 Straight
to Close Season
By Duke Blessing
The DVC soccer team saw its season
mercifully come to an end as they drop-
ped their final three games, all at home,
to finish the year with a 1-14 record.
- The Aggies opened up the season los-
%\Q seven in a row. They won their first
and only game of the season against
Kings on Homecoming Day and then
lost their last seven games of the season
DVC was defeated by Washington
College. 2-1. Moravian College. 5-0,
and Wilkes College. 3-0, v
It's (oo bad for the team that Home-
coming occurs only one day out of the
year
Dear Dr. & Mrs. Feldstein,
Thank you for inviting us to your
house on Halloween night. To many
of us it has become an annual tradi-
tion. Your hospitality and warmth
creates the most special treat, not to
mention all the different cookies,
brownies, and cakes. Again, thank
you!
Sincerely.
The Students of DVC
PS. Mrs. Feldstein. [jour Jewish Ap-
plecake is out of this world, as usual.
Porky's 2
AUb AU OOfOOKUSu*
fb«. TEoCTM.^w^&TlCC AMA ^C^C 9mMII MAS.
byJ.B.
PeeWee and his gang are back in this
sequel to the hit movie Porky's. Porky's
2 follows them through the next day after
the first movie ended. They were up to
their old antics playing tricks on "Miss
Ballbreaker." Now the guys are trying to
put on Shakespeare and having trouble
from Reverend Flavor, who's attempting
to shut down the production of the play
under moral reasons. The Ku Klux Klan
is mistreating an Indian teenager and the
boys comes to his aid and get their
r .'venge.
The movie is fair, not as good as the
original. But, it's worth a look if you
don't have much to do.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV, No. 1 1
Friday, November 16, 1984
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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper qr school
HIGHLIGHTS
Have an
EXCELLENT
Vacation
Election "84^
Was It Any Big Surprise?
By ED. Wenyryn
For those of you who cion't know,
Ronald Rt^ayan was rt'-t'li'ck'd President
of tlu' L)nitt>d States. With more than
ri8% of tlif popular vote. Mr Reayan
will continue to serve this country as
fVsident. The Republican Party knew
Reayan was yoiny to win. and win biy,
and niativ Republican candidates hoped
that his win would mean a win for them,
too.
The Republican Partv expected to cap-
ture back the 2b seats thev lost in the
house in 19(S2. and to add a few more to
it. with the way the presidential campaiyn
looked it was almost a reality The Rea-
yan win went as far as. Reayan The Re-
pubicans can iv\(\ onlv lb more seats \o
the house, little more than half of what
thev expected In the race for Senate
seats Republicans lose two; the Senate
now stands at 53 Republicans and 47
Democrats.
"Roommate yame"
/'/lofo /'I' laiwv /\rr<if<iff(j
The Roommate Game
How well do vou know vour room-
mater' If vou think vou know him or her
wi'll. vou could have won some monev
for it Wbere'.'^ At tlu' [Roommate (lami'
vvhi( h vv<is held this .past Wi'dnesdav.
Novi'mber 7 in the All Purpose Room at
TM) p 11) .
The format was similar to that of the
Newlvwed (lame One roommate left
the room while the remaininy roommati'
answered questions about his or her
roommate. The questions ranyed from.
"What is the biyyest thiny on your room -
iriates desk?" to "What is vour room-
mates favorite recreationr*" riu' answers
ranyed f^om the serious to the unspeak-
iMe. ■ ''',.', *\ ■■;. ■ "•' ■,. • ^•"■; " ' .'
The second rout id was the sam^ only
the roommates switched places F.ach
corri'ct answer was worth five points. Six
tjuestions wi're asked in each round
The winners were Karen Baker and
Anita Christman. Conyratulations to the
both of vou! ;• •
■ ^ Dear Mr. Moron
& Peanut Gallery,
I am vvritiny this letter in reyard to vour
sub-human and moronish act ayaii>st
one of the DVC ducks at lake Archer. I
was upset bv vour inhumaiu' attack on
the poor fliyhtk'ss creature' Wlu'n vou
stt^rted vour mad rush and kicked the
duck, I was enrai^ed to the point of want-
iny to jump on vour ley and let vou limp
around like the duck I then became
anyrier when I noticed vour friends of the
sub ttormal peanut yallerv lauyhiny at
vour actions I then reali/ecf to take such
action would have made me as iynorant
and uncariny as vour such slime I can
onlv hope that vou can read, so that vou
know vou were watched and stop such
childish acts
Sincerely.
A Human Beiny
The only plus for Reayan came in
yovernorships the Republican Party now
has 17 yovernorships to the Democrats
Xi (a net yain of two) . Other surprises in
the elections show that the US is not
ready for women in politics. 65 women
ran for house seats (20 incumbants): 2'A
wotnen will serve in Conyress. When it
comes to the Senate and yovernorships
no woman who ran won. Cierakfine Fer-
raro was no number swayer
Ail in all this election year set the staye
for America's future. As both parties
have to recover from their losses or lack
of yains. thev must redefine themselves.
Atrierica is chanyiny. and the political
ideas that shape the parties must chanye
also. The youny voter is no lonyer lH-22
vears okl: more and more the ideoloyies
run from ayes 1<S ,-i(). expandiny the
vouny voter base Of the old Republicans
defeated, most were replaced bv vouny
Democrats. .'^0 4,5 vears of aye Aye
mav have nothiny to do with elections
but imaye and newness do And it's the
new fresh idea imaye that America is
lookiny for. not old partv policv It is now
up to the parties to decide which one will
briny new ideas to work for Anu'rica.
ROTORACT CLUB
Did you ever go into Doylestown and
tell someone you're from "the college, "
. and they say. "What colleger'" 1 can't tell
you how many times that has happened
to me. For years Doylestown and DVC
have been two separate worlds. We now
have a chance to change all that. You
can help bv joining THE ROTORACT
CLUB OF DVC. The Rotoract Club is
designed to develop leadership and res-
ponsible citizenship through service to
the community, to advance the cause of
international understanding and peace,
and to promote recognition and accep-
tance of high ethical standards as a
leadership quality and vocational res-
ponsibility. All of these stress the oppor-
tunity to mingle with and serve the
Doylestown community with the support
of the Doylestown Rotary Club and the
opportunity to become better acquainted
with members of the Doylestown busi-
ness community.
Right now we're brainstorming for
some projects for the coming semester.
We're presently working on a food drive
for Christmas. If you'd like to help, food
will be collected on November 27 and 28
in the Student Center. Any non-perish-
able items will be greatly appreciated.'
Our meetings are held twice a month:
Tuesdays at 5 p.m. in the Student
Center. Look for signs for our next
scheduled meeting. Everyone from all
majors is welcome!
Club officers are: John McLaughlin.'
president: Steve Canale. vice president:
Anne Marie Neri, secretary: and Dave
Glynos. treasurer
Coming Soon . . .
Caesar's Pub
November 29
from 9:00 to 1:00 a.m.
Back by popular demand,
Caesar's returns. Be there!
CLASSIFIED
• Large national corporation has extra
income immediately available. Earn
tuition. Christmas vacation monies
now. Experience not necessary: will
train. For information call: 884-41 14
A Day of Conifers
by Bill Rein
On Saturday. DVC hosted the Mid-
Atlantic Regional Meeting of the Ameri-
can Conifer Society. It was a "first" for
the college', and a "must" for anyone in-
terested in landscaping or uncommon
dwarf evergreens — their propagation,
care, and effectiveness in the landscape.
The day was filled with enlightening
talks, beautiful slides from around the
world (and hidden places nearby), and
trips to local sights which incorporate
dwarf and "tall" conifers in their busi-
ness and in their landscaping. Our own
Mr. Frederick Ray was the meeting
coordinator.
It all started with a slide show tour
through Germany and the Netherlands,
through their conifer arboreta, a collec-
tion made by Dr. Seik of our OH,
department. In this talk "Conifers in
Europe," he explained that some of the
specimens which were only chest-high
were about 20 years old! It illustrated the
"dwarfness" of these plants — many of
which came from Switzerland, where a
mountainous climate results in dwarfness.
According to the treasurer of the
American Conifer Society, Mr Bill
Schwartz, most of the rare cultivars do
produce good viable seed — and he
showed us a collection of "aberrant
seedlings" (like tricolor pines) to prove
tlie point. In fact, he actually took a pine
cone and showed us how to extract the
seed from it with a pair of snips! From
these seeds come potentially worthwhile
new cultivars.
The program even answered the ques-
tion. "How do 1 grow conifers if I have
shade to deal with?" Mr. David Benner.
who especially has learned to deal with
his own home landscape located "on the
north side of a north -facing slope,"
pointed out 20 conifers which he has had
success with from a list of about 1 14
evergreens he currently cares for.
In connection with this, Mr. Bill Wells.
a landscape contractor and charter mem-
ber of the ACS. immediately emphasized
that while these unusual conifers are ter-
rific in themselves, the real question is
"How can they ultimately be used in the
landscape?" He said he looks at the rows
and rows in these nurseries and his
"mouth waters" when he thinks about
"their color, texture — where they could
generate lots of interest." Mr Wells
showed slides of flowing beds of varied
coniferous forms which he and others
designed and added some slides depict-
ing how not to landscape!
The lectures culminated in slides of an
estate full of beds and beds of so many
varieties, "sports." and unnamed
"sports" that they filled a twenty-five
page pamphlet of small print in Rarafiora
and other treats by Mr Ray. Raraflora
was once an estate owned and created
by a Mr. Fred Bergman and his wife,
whose years of design, culture, and
development of thousands of conifer
cultivars may be unexcelled by an other
single landscape. A definite hidden trea-
sure, the Bergman estate was once called
"the world's largest collection of dwarf
and slow-growing conifers ... a nursery
for the connoisseur . . of particular in-
terest to collectors of rare plants and bon-
sai enthusiasts . . "by Cad Hahn in a
Washington Star article and was a fitting
conclusion to an informative lecture
series.
Photo b\: Leslie E B'att
A COLD NIGHT!
by Jean Meyer
What do you get when you put college
kids on ice'^ Well, you get a lot of sore
ankles, sore feet, but most of all — FUN!
On Thursday njgh*. =^ good sized group
of student took out -heir frustrations on
the ice. With a full toad of students, the
DVC van left the campus at 8 p.m. and
headed to Meiody Brook Rink. Once
there, the group rented skates and had a
terrific time.
Once on the ice, some hung on to the
wall while others showed their talent.
The rink was full of skaters, then the ice
was turned over to the "Flyers." The
hockey players played a vigorous game,
but there were no injuries. Then the ice
was gratefully turned back to the ama-
teur ice skaters. Once ten o'clock arrived,
the lights were turned off and the skaters
went home, having had a good time.
I hope to see another night like this in
the future! ,
)f )<► J4" Jl- > 4- %;
This Week on
Campus
M bv Jamie Becl<
^ FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 16
Women's Basketball (H) vs Bucks Count;
» Community College, 5:00 p.m.
If
Jf
Coffeehouse with Sue and Pan!
from 9 (X) to 11:00 pm
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 17 ^
■^ Clint Eastwood all-nryht movie ft'stival in the ^
APR at H;()0 p m.
^ Powder Puff Football, the junior girls vs. m.
senior girls ^^H
^ Wrestling (A) Metro Tournament ^
MONDAY. NOVEMBER 19
^ "Dot Day!" Get a dot to wear from a student ^
government officer.
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 20-27
^ THANKSGIVING VACATION, YEAf
Real |-tome cooked Food!
Thursday. November 22, Turkey Day!
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 27
■^ Classes resume at 8. 'JO am
Only at D.VC. this happens, folks It's a
w Thursday's sc+icdule
Philly Phanatic comes to college
* WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28
Bloodmobile in the APR
Wresting (A) vs Ursinus. 7;!Wp m
H
if THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 29
FFA Day in the APR
MOVIE. Hollywood Knights in Mandell 1 14 ^
from 7:(X)to9;00pm
Caesar's Pub Is Back' m
from 9:(X) p m to 1;{X1 a m. ^h|
Women's Basketball (A) vs Wilkes. ^^l
4
4
4
*
6 (X) p m
Mens Basketball (A) vs Wilics.
8:^pm
• •**•••
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WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday. November 11, the
women's cross country team traveled to
Memorial Lake State Park for the 1984
Division III Mid-State Regionals. This
course, composed of many hills, was a
5,()(K) meter course. In team scores and
standings. DVC placed 14th with a total
of 373 points, out of a total of 19
schools. Franklin and Marshall College
placed first. California University of Pa.
placed second, and Millersville University
third, .
With a total of 103 runners. DVC
women did well as Kim Hack, first DVC
runner to cross the finish line placed 65th
with a time of 22 .()4. Wendy Fields placed
b9th with a time of 22:27. and Monica
Etwiller 70th with a time of 22:33. Don-
na Hoover crossed the finish line 81st
with a time of 23:23. Also finishing for
DVC was Tana Hawes and Debbi Hyde
with times of 24:04 and 28:46 .respec-
tively.
As regionals end the 1984 cross coun-
try season, coach Eichhorn would like to
thank all the girls for putting out all their
effort and time. Good luck in the future
MEN'S AND WOMEN'S
TRACK
To anyone who can put one foot in
front of the other and would be interested
in running for the Aggies track team is in-
vited to attend daily workouts. 4:15 at
the James Work Memorial Stadium track.
Dress warm!!
ANNOUNCING...
DVC's Students'
Art Gallery and Contest
We are tired of institutional walls! So
the Residence Life Office, to remedy
the situation, is sponsoring our first
Students" Art Gallery and Contest
Here's how it works:
• The contest is open to ALL DVC
students — full or part-time, on or off
campus.
• Paintings and drawings (not photos)
will be accepted, framed or unframed.
but ready to hang. All entries will be
:lisplayed in the lobby of the Dean of
Students/Residence Life Offices in the
Student Center. ...
• Entries will be accepted with a $2.00
entry fee (per piece) immediately. The
deadline for acceptance is 4:00 p.m.
Friday. December 6. 1984. Get your
creative juices flowing! v- -' v^
• Entries will be judged on the quality
and creativity of the piece, and winners
will receive \hi total of all entry fees paid
according to this formula:
\ V; ;• 1st Prize - 50% " •- '^
J : ' .' 2nd Prize - 30% v ''.• :
3rd Prize - 20%
• Please submit your pieces to the Resi-
dence Life Office as soon as they are
ready. We hope that you will allow us
to display your drawings and paintings
in the lobby through the end of the
semester.
• The subjects and mediums chosen are
up to the artist's discretion. However,
the administration reserves the right to
reject untasteful selections.
Bring in your old pieces or create
something new but get those entries
in by December 6th!
PLEASE COME!
DVC Band and Chorale
Christmas Dinner and Concert
Sunday December 9th. 1984
Student Center All-Purpose Room
Dinner - $12 (K) at 6:30 p.m
Students with Meal Ticket - $11 (K)
Concert — Free at 7. 30 p m.
For tickets see any band or chorale
member or Mr Durner or Mrs. Roberts
ROUND ONE:
Celtics Win
on Refs Decision
by Duke Blessing
Retaliate: 1. to return the like for. repay
2. to inflict in return
- ■ "Attention all TRUE fans of Philadel-
phia Sixers Basketball." The Date" i**
December 12. 1984. The Time - 7:35
p.m. The Place — The Philadelphia
Spectrum. The Event — Round Two!
When Larry Bird and his merry band
of hatchet men come to the Spectrum in
a few weeks, they had better be sporting
their best artillery and hard hats I will be
ifi the cheap seats along with about 3.(KK)
other crazies armed with silver and cop-
per currency, and array of Wilson golf
balls and Spalding hard balls, and a pea
shooter with scope vision.
About the game, all that matters is that
Larry Bird messed with the incomparable
Julius Erving. Hitting Dr. J. is even crazier
and will have more co!isequences than
attempting to kill the President of the
United States.
When Dr. <J was punched, tens of thou-
sands of Philly fans felt the impact of the
blow through their television sets and
radios. Not that the Doc needs it but on
December 12. his 18.276 personal bodv-
guards will let loose on their own seek-
and-destrov mission.
Nobody throws things at Billy C. de-
mon Johnson, and the entire Sixers
bench and gets away with it!
Nobody cheap-shots the Sixers and
expects to walk away from it healthv!
The Celtics should be advised to forfeit
the next game unless their idea of fun is
to watch each other go dowti. one by
one. under the weight of 18,276 seeth-
ing, foaming, fang-bearing loonies!
This all could have been easily avoided
if Larry Bird had even the slightest frac-
tion of sportsmanship and class that Julius
Erving has displayed throughout his il-
lustrious career.
Now. as one of the biggest Philadel-
phia fans of all time. I have heard the
calling to take part in a war on December
12 and serve my city and the greatest
sports legend of all time. I will be there
armed and dangerous, vocally abusive,
and ready to take aim on the most inspired
revenge game in modern time. The
Spectrum security had better strip-search
all spectators that night because the air
will be filled with flying objects on a direct
path towards the visitors' bench.
Boston, you have won round one. but
round two will be ours on a TKO!
Hey Red. Larry. ML. — we'll be wait-
ing for you on the 12th. and please,
don't stand us up!
Music /Nightlife
by Mike DeRosa ;^ _ . . '
This Week's Top Ten:
1 Purple Rain Prince
■2. Oufo/7ouc/i Hal! & Dates
3. 1 Feel for You Chaker Khan
4. Blue Jean David Bowie
5. Hard Habit to Break Chicago
. .6. Strut Sheena Easton
' 7. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
:. Wham
.8 Cool It Now ' New Edition
'9. All Through the Night Cyndi Lauper
10 Better Be Good to Me Tina Turner
Chart Climbers
Wild Boys — Duran Duran
Desert Moon — Dennis De Young
Penny LoL»er — Lionel Richie
/ Do Wanna Know — REO Speedwagon
Concerts
At the Spectrum
November 19 — Culture Club
November 22 & 23 - Prince
At the Stabler Arena
Lehigh University
November 21 — Cyndi Lauper
Music Trivia
What IS the name of the New Wave
Band that Cyndi Lauper originally per-
formed with?
Answer in next week's Ram Pages
,• "G/o lo/'nds i/p
-' .. , Photo bv:
Aggies Smash
Hapless Wilkes, 41-0
by Duke Blessing
"We'll have to play a heck of a game
to beat Wilkes. They'll come down here
smelling blood." Aggies head coach Al
Wilson iTiade this statement prior to the
ipeason finale against Wilkes college last
Saturday at James Work Memorial
Stadium,
I find only one problem with this state-
ment — Del Val was not scheduled to
play the Nebraska Corn buskers, or for
that matter, the Widener Pioneers. We
are talking about a football team that was
winless in all seven attempts this year.
Wilkes came into the contest with a 0-6- 1
league record. The onlv thing that I can
ascertaiji out of this exaggerated statement
is that psychological warfare exists even
on the Division III level.
The Aygies wound up closing the
1984 season on a resounding note bv an-
nihilating defenseless Wilki's. 4L(). The
game, for all practical purposes was over
at halftime as Del Val ran off to a 2L()
lead.
TRIVIAL PURSUIT
The Answers
In the November 2ncl issue of Ram
Pages a Trivial Pursuit Contest was run.
The contest ran on a point system with A
total possible points of 42. The points
were scored on identification of quotes
from great literary works; 1 point for
naming the book; 2 points for the
author; A points for character who said it
Here are the quotes and the answers
L "There she blows! There she blows! A
hump like a snow hill!"
A. Mob{j Dick: Herman Melville. Deck
hand
2. "What's gone vvitfi that hoy. I wonder?
You Tom!"
A. Tom Sawyer: Mark Twain; Aunt Polly
3 "Gootiness gracious, is <)at you? En
you ain' dead — you ain' drownded -^
' you's back ag'in? It's too good for true.^
A, Huric Finn: Mark Twain; Jim
4. "I haven't missed it. The spirits hawe
done it all in one night."
A A Christrvas Carol: Charles Dickens:
Scrooge
5. "I never saw Heathcliff last night, and
if you do turn him out of doors I'll go witli
him."
A. Wuthering Heights: F.mily Bronte;
Catherine - - <-
6. "Lady, by yonder blessed moon I
swear, that tips with silver all these fruit
tree tops."
A. Romeo and Juliet: Shakespeare;
Romeo
7. "Dwarf-coat. Elf-cloak, blade of the
down fallen west . . nay. Do not start!
We know if well — here are the marks of
a cojispiracy."
A Book III Return of the King: JRR
Tolkien; mouth of Sauron
Due to the lack of reply by contestants
future Trivial Pursuit Contests will be for
fun only. Congratulations to Victoria
Seuright for getting 26 points with runner
up Julie Cordon with 21 points Thanks
for replying.
WANTED
Any plant major interested in selling
plants for A-Day. please contact the
A-Day committee by December 15. 19H4
m
his record career." ': *
l.iiuia Gondlov ., . ^
Brian Breneman (6-78 yards) got the
Aggies on the board first when he hauled
in a 10 yard touchdown pass from Ciarv
Kemberling (13.30-1% yards).
Nick Russo made it 14-0 on a 2-yard
run and Dan (ilowatski closed out the
first half scoring with a 2.S-yard touch-
down reception Clow finished the game
with iwe receptions for a total of 93
vards.
The A<^gies started off tiK' fourth quarter
with (]uarti'rhack (ir^rv Kemberlin scoring
on a .'S-vard run
(larvs third tf>u(iid(nvn pass of the
dav (and secoin! to Brian f^reneman)
from 16 vards out made it .34-0 and
freshman Vince Pastore closi'd the rout
tjoini} in froni the l-vard line
As a team, thi* Aijgies split 414 vards
into lO,') 'usli:i!g and 219 passing yards.
The defensi' held Wilkes to 29 v<irds
rushing on 32 attempts imu\ onlu 110
total yants.
Wilkes Colk'gi' definitclv did hot ( f )nu'
down smellin;! blood - hut thcv ( crt.imk.'
left smelling it and wearinq it!
rhe Aggies close their soim'whdt dis
coura(?ing seasrm at ^'>-l't overall. 4 4 in
the MAC.
Dear Editors
Dear l.ditors.
There are manv things which we m'ei]
around this campus hut what we don't
need is students who write lettiTs to the
editors criticizing the actions of other
students without backing up their words
We do not need studi'iits who write letters
and sign their name to them siinplv to (ji't
the recognition and possiblv a couple f)f
pats on the hack. The best way to fi'at h
others and chanqe their atfitudi's is
through good example not siinplv words.
The words mean nothing if the person
who writes them does not hack them up
So. AH. the next time vou get the urge-
to throw thinys in the cafeteria rememhei ;
"We're vvatching vou!" ■■
'. Signed. ■ ' ' k *
Somin)ne who reallv cares!
Blood Drive Coming Soon
On November 2(S from 10:;-50a.m. to
.3;,'^() p.m. the Bloodmobile returns to
Del Val College It is up to evervone to
get out and give blood, which will he
used to save lives Anvone interested in
giving blood should see Mrs. Cornell or
any of the nurses Please help us meet
our goal of 200 pints.
\:v-::,,/-';':r;- STAFF
Editors-in-Chief . . . . . . . Leslie L Blatt
. >' A i :y.MWc ^';, v; Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Etiitor . . . Linda Gootlloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Mever
Edward D Wenyryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
John Ebert. Bill Rein. Ken McDakI
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suxanne Heileman
John Mert/. Monica Et/weiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venexials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
DsOaRRfsoms Vaillfl(s^ ©©IlflsS®
Vol. XVIV. No. 12
Friday. November 30. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any Individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school .
o •
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HIGHLIGHTS
LAST FULL WEEK
OF CLASSES
ir CALENDAR •
Drinking Age Battle Isn't Over Yet
Location of Garden
![)amage Done to
New Garden ^
by Bill Rein ''i-''':'^'''-''^:':''-''''.t,,-''/^'^'-
The new triangular planting between
Work and Ulman Halls is another victim
of destruction on campus. What is
happening?
Three purple weeping beech trees
valued at a little less than $100 each
were planted in the triangular area
formed between three driveways next to
Work Hall, during Homecoming week.
Alumnus Nate Moser '32 had donated
money to the college for the trees.
Rather than allowing the trees to be
planted "anywhere," Mr. Ray, of the
Ornamental Horticulture department,
proposed to place them together, specifi-
cally to protect them from the "problem
driving" which seems to plague our cam-
pus. Keeping these unusual dwarf trees
together in one group planting also gives
a sort of showcase effect, as opposed to
planting them separately around the
campus.
However, poor driving has not posed
a problem. It was only a few days after
their planting when someone decided to
snap off one tree at the soil line. At the
same time, the others were loosened at
their roots; and, across campus at the
dwarf conifer garden behind the library,
a specimen awaiting transplanting was
dragged across the newly seeded area
around the greenhouse complex, and
left in the cafeteria parking lot. Then, a
few weeks later, a second weeping beech
was pulled right out of the soil. What is
the purpose of blowing someone's
donated money for the heck of it?
Mr. Ray noted that the project has
already had a sad history before it even
got in the ground! One of the original
three beeches was stolen from the lath
house last spring. Together, the damages
add up to us, the students who enjoy the
campus surroundings, paying for all
three trees. This complicates the fact that
many have complained that our land-
scaping is "not what it should be for a
college of science and agriculture."
Nonetheless. Mr. Ray has maintained
that, "Department philosophy is that the
trees will be maintained . 'We will not be
deterred . . . from continuing the pro-
ject," which will include planting a com-
patible groundcover for the entire garden
area.
WANTED
Recruiting Aggies
Mid-Holiday Search
The Admissions staff is looking for
students to visit their hometown high
schools over Christmas break. If you are
interested in recruiting prospective Ag-
gies, please sign up in the Admissions
office.
Those who think a national 21 -year-
old drinking age will become a fact by
1986 may soon have to think again.
Though federal legislation seems bent on
forcing the states into adopting higher
drinking age laws by withholding 10% of
their federal highway tax money if they
don'', a number of observers think some
states won't comply. They'll be forfeiting
big bucks if they refuse — a total of $22
million for Wisconsin in 1986 and 1987,
for example — but some analysts say the
lost highway taxes will still be less than
projected losses in taxes and fees asso-
ciated with liquor sales.
For students, however, the point is
justice, not money. Bob Bingaman,
spokesman for the United States Student
Association, says the law is patently
wrong-headed and student associations
across the country are gearing up to
make their state legislatures understand
that. "On a gut level, 1 think it's a civil
rights issue," he says. "How can you tell
this age group. 'You can vote. You can
sue and be sued. You can marry. You
can serve in the military, but you can't
drink!? It's absurd!"
Bingaman says his group and others
are considering a constitutional challenge
to the law in court. The 25th Amend-
ment reserves control of alcohol to the
states, and critics see the coming battle
over the drinking age as a states' right
issue. ; ^ ;
At the U. of Texas-Austin, Rodney
Schlosser. student body president, says
he expects the battle to break there in
January. "1 don't want to let the whole
world know about all our bullets before
we shoot them." he says, but suggests
the students' general plan of attack will
include lobbying, educational efforts,
and the drafting of positive, alternative
legislation.
DWI laws the answer?
Schlosser points to the fact that Minne-
sota's traffic fatalities increased four-fold
after raising its drinking age to 19. Teens
had no trouble getting liquor, but took to
the dangerous and boring privacy of their
cars to drink it. It was only when Minne-
sota passed stiff driving-while-intoxicated
or DWI laws that traffic fatalities began to
decrease.
That's the kind of legislation Schlosser
has in mind, and, in fact, the Texas Stu-
dent Lobby has been on record behind
tougher DWI laws for the last two years.
"We would like to have positive DWI
legislation ready to go in January so
legislators can vote for something instead
of just having to vote against the 21-
year-old law," he says. Schlosser expects
no trouble in mobilizing massive student
support for these efforts. The law, he
says, has raised their consciousness
more than any other issue in the last ten
years because it directly touches their
lives as defense spending and other
issues don't.
Audubon Wildlife
FILM SERIES
The Black Hills . . .
M\^stic Mountains of the Plains
WITH ALLEN J KING
Saturday, December 8, 1984
8:00 P.M.
The Dakota Plains are the home for
bison, pronghoms, prairie dog, elk,
bear, and once the Sioux and Cheyenne
At the U. of Wisconsin -Eau Claire,
president of the student body Randy
Curtis says they're trying to mobilize the
support of private business in fighting the
new law. Students have blanketed the
supermarkets in town and all the bars on
Water St. with petitions, and they're
stumping for a public awareness club
called "I am driving." Participating bar
owners agree to provide free, non-
alcoholic drinks to club members who, in
turn, act as chauffeur for the drinking
members of their group. Memberships
cost nothing and participation, says Cur-
tis, is high.
Meanwhile, two researchers at Boston
U. are lending their support to the under-
21 -year-olds. Research by Robert Smith
and Ralph Hingson in the School of
Behavioral Science suggests that raising
the drinking age has no effect on overall
traffic deaths or on the drinking habits of
teenagers. "1 think teenagers have been
unfairly singled out," says Smith.
Smith and Hingson studied fatal
crashes in the three-year period after
Massachusetts raised its drinking age
from 18 to 20 and compared those pat-
terns with New York which did not raise
its legal drinking age. They found New
York fatalities declined almost as much
as Massachusetts. Moreover, there was
no reduction among 16- and 17-year-
olds, the group primarily targeted by the
new law.
Conclusions faulty . ■
; The Boston researchers have serious
reservations about the conclusions Con-
gress drew from the study it looked at in
drafting the 21 -year-old drinking age
law. That study looked at statistics from
nine states which raised their drinking
ages, and found a 28% reduction in
single- vehicle, nighttime crashes (those
most associated with alcohol). But the
survey found only an 11% reduction in
overall crashes — a percentage statisti-
cians say could be accounted for by
chance variation. As Hingson puts it:
"They have 'suggestive data' but not
'conclusive evidence."
The Smith-Hingson study included an
opinion survey as well, and from the
answers to those questions, they con-
clude that attacking teenage drunk driv-
ing through such punitive legislation may
simply foster cynicism toward the legisla-
tive process and a disregard of law en-
forcement. At best, raising the drinking
age to 21 would reduce fatal traffic
crashes by 2%, or 1.500 lives a year.
Ironically, solid data exists to prove
that mandatory seat-belt and airbag laws,
which Congress has deferred until 1989,
would reduce fatalities 15% to 30% or a
minimum of 15,000 to 20,000 lives.
Also, says Hingson, passive restraints do
not require enforcement to be effective
as do both higher-drinking-age and DWI
laws.
Indians. Why are they called the Black
Hills? Allen King gives the answer, along
with intimate film interpretations of the
regions engrossing wilderness creatures
and the mysteries and wonders surround-
ing their survival. This program will be
held at the Council Rock Intermediate
School. Swamp Road and Route 332.
Newtown, Pa. at 8:00 p.m. A single ad-
mission is $3.(X), $1.50 for students and
Senior Citizens. Tickets are available at
the door. There are also season tickets
availabe. For additional information:
297-5880.
Oh, to be Wined & Dined . . .
At the DVC Cafeteria!
Well, it's almost hard to believe, isn't
it? On November l5, several members
of Student Government, the Ram Pages
editors, and administration were treated
to a superb meal at the VIP dinner. This
event is produced by the M.W. Wood
Company, the company that handles
our food service, to provide students and
administration with some knowledge of
our food service.
Our evening began with sparkling
cider, old-fashioned lemonade, and
some out-of-this-world appetizers such
as barbecued oysters and herbed chicken
and bacon. Oysters in the cafeteria? —
you bet, and they were delicious! We
then proceeded to our tables where we
were shown a video tape on soups. Our
theme for the evening was "Great Soups,
Great Food, An American Tradition,"
and everyone learned how to make
soup. In fact, every table made a dif-
ferent soup and everyone received a
sample of each soup. The four soups
that we made were Nantucket scallop
chowder, vegetable beef soup, country
cheddar soup, and last but not lea t. Dr.
Feldstein's favorite, chilled cherry soup.
This was just the beginning of our meal.
When our dinner plates were brought
out, what was on the plate was unbeliev-
able. We were served a country baked
potato which was cut into a spiral,
garden patch vegetables (a baked tomato
stuffed with broccoli and cauliflower),
and finally a thick, juicy piece of char-
broiled tenderloin steak which could cut
easily with a DVC table knife. Yummm*-
delicious! To top all of this off, we finr
ished with homemade vanilla ice cream
and fresh apple tart.
The entire meal was delectable and a
good time was had by all in attendance.
Everyone learned a lot about M.W.
Wood and ate enough for a couple
meals. Thanks M.W. Wood and Mr.
Moyer for great food and a good time. .
Piano Recital
On Wednesday, November 14 Asso-
ciate Professor Shirley Batchelor. Trenton
State College, performed for the music
appreciation class during the third period.
These are some comments written by the
students in the class. "Shirley Batchelor
entertained us with a memorable exhibi-
tion on the piano. Sometimes she played
soft music and at other times her music
was at a faster beat and you could kind of
sing to it. She played selections by Bach.
Brahms, and Mendelssohn — the theme
being centered around a fantasy. At
times the class listened with great atten-
tion because her music was so good and
various in selection. Mrs. Batchelor is
indeed an expert in her field." (Bob
D'Ginto) "Her performance was to be
commended greatly — she played as if
the composers themselves were actually
playing the pieces. The live performance
greatly clarified the composers' types of
music and gave a better understanding of
what the composers were trying to com-
municate." (Rodnei; Good) "Mrs. Batch-
elor broke down the parts of the music
and showed us how they were formed
and them put together to make the piece
what it is today." (Daue Dallmer) "Watch-
ing her perform in class, showed me how
much talent it takes to perform the way
she did." (Mike O'Hanlon) These are
only a few of the comments of the class
which expresses our appreciation to
Mrs. Batchelor for a beautiful lecture/
demonstration.
AMERICAN
HEART ASSOCIATION
Mid -November usually marks the start
of the holiday gift buying season, it also
marks the time when we think of the one
person that we can't think of anything to
buy. either "they have everything" or
"they don't want anything."
The American Heart Association has
the solution to your problem. They will
be holding their First Celebrity Auction
on Thursday, December 6th at the Holi-
day inn — Valley Forge, on Goddard
Blvd., between the Court and Plaza at
King of Prussia.
Guest Auctioneers Jerry Penacoli,
from Channel 3; Anita, from WYSP;
Steve Davis, from Z-106; and Clark
DeLeon, from The Philadelphia Inquirer
will begin auctioning at 7:30 p.m.
Auctioned will be items ranging from
an autographed Ghostbusters record
from Dan Akroyd to an autographed Play-
bill from Liza Minelli's play The Rink to
an autographed copy of the best seller
The Caine Mutiny from its author Henry
Wouk.
Imagine opening up a gift and finding
out that you will be featured in an upcom*
ing Evening Magazine "Rock and Reality**
segment. You could surprise someorit
with just that gift.
Everyone knows a soap opera fanatic.
How about a script autographed by tht
entire cast of All My Children or an auto-
graphed photo from Stuart Damon . one
of the stars of General Hospital as a pre-
sent for them?
W/ouldn't the sports nut around the
house love a hockey stick from Bobby
Clarke, a signed baseball from Steve Gar-
vey. the Atlanta Braves or even a US
Olympic Team Shirt from Bruce Jenner.
For those who enjoy watching tclevi*
sion. the guest auctioneers will be auc*
tioning scripts signed by the entire casts
of Hill Street Blues and St. Elsewhere as
well as scripts from Loni Anderson (WKRP
in Cincinatti), Alan Alda (M'A'S'HK
John James (Dynasty j. Henry Winkler
(Happ\/ Da^s). and James Brolin (Hotel).
In total almost 200 items will be up fc»
bid, and there will be a cash bar for youf
enjoyment.
Other interesting items are records from
Diana Ross, Walter Cronkite, and Benny
Goodman. All have been signed by the
artists. In addition items from Paul New-
man, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman,
Sir John Geilgud. and Gregory Peck will
be auctioned off.
'C For a complete list of items set to be
auctioned on December 6th at the Holi-
day Inn, in King of Prussia, you may call
the American Heart Association at (215)
659-6810 or 757-0719
CLUB NEWS
Chorale
On Sunday, November 18th, members
of Chorale and Mrs. Roberts traveled to
West Chester College to participate in
the singing of the "Messiah." The con-
ductor. Lois Williams, directed both the
singers and an accompanying orchestra.
This was the first holiday performance by
the Chorale. Future holiday concerts will
include the Christmas Tree Lighting
Celebration at Doylestown Mellon Bank,
Caroling at the Pine Run Medical
Center, the Chorale and Band Christmas
Concert, and caroling at the Doylestown
Mercer Museum. For more information
please contact Mrs Roberts.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Nigh^
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 a.m. -2 p.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I'm responding to the Dear Editor letter
that was printed in the November 16th
issue, if it was referring to me, which I
think it was, I think it was very unneces-
seiry and made no sense to any of the
subjects that had been written, saying it
was meaningless.
First of all my letters were all directed
to the entire student body for the actions
of a few of them. All the letters 1 have
written have been of much needed im-
provements and have all the backing up
they need. 1 would like to see other stu-
dents write letters of concern and see if
they have the guts to sign such a letter,
not like the person who wrote that letter.
If 1 needed a pat on the back or recogni-
tion 1 would not go and write good letters
of interest for it. I don't want anything but
better conditions on this campus. If we
had more concerned students on campus,
things might get done and it would make
it a better place to stay. Many students
come to me with certain things and if 1
hear enough of one problem I'll go and
write an editorial letter about it. We did
get more garbage cans, cleaner dorms,
and a little cleaner campus all because of
letters that have been written in the past.
Now if you feel I need a pat on the back,
come over and give me one. 1 feel if I'm
living here for eight months or so I feel I
should have the best for my money.
Second of all, everything said in those
letters is backed up. I'd like to see how
many people would and do just walk
over and around or kick trash. If you put
them where they belong in the first place
we wouldn't have this problem. 1 know
you don't throw garbage on your yard. I
know I don't, I only throw paper balls in
my kitchen where it is cleaned up, just
like our cafe.
All I'm looking for is a little more con-
sideration and help from our student
body as a whole to do things about these
problems on campus. All these problems
should be faced by student government
and solved. Writing letters and signing
them has proven to help things for the
better. There are so many people who
throw things in our cafe and when I toss
a few rolled napkins some person who
cares gets bent out of shape. This person
who cares doesn't care enough to sign
their name but care enough to write a let-
ter which has no point and nothing to
back it up. Until I see the point in that let-
ter I'm just letting it pass.
Thanks,
Alan Hamann
R.A. APPLICATIONS
AVAILABLE 1985-86
The Residence Life Office is accepting
applications for Resident Assistant staff
positions for the 1985-86 academic year.
Applications and reference forms may be
obtained from the Residence Life Office
on the second floor of the Student Center
All completed forms must be returned no
later than Friday, December 21, 1984.
To apply, you must be a senior, junior,
or sophomore, at the start of September,
1985. You must have the ability to com-
municate well, make quick decisions,
and exhibit good judgment in difficult sit-
uations. Applicants should not have seri-
ous academic deficiencies, or be on aca-
demic probation.
Appointments are made for one semes-
ter, with renewals based on overall per-
formance. The remuneration is board
plus $240.00 per year. Each applicant
will be notified as to the scheduling of
their interviews early next semester.
You are strongly encouraged to apply!
We are looking for quality people who
enjoy becoming invoived with the college,
and who derive satisfaction from doing a
good job.
Oh God You Devil
by Rosemary Kluth
Oh God You Devil is definitely an ex-
perience. It gets its viewers involved,
they really care what's going to happen.
Oh God You Devil is worth seeing. It has
much more to say than the other Oh
God movies, its message is one you
won't forget.
Oh God You Devil was not what I ex-
pected at all. If you, like me go expecting
to be rolling in the aisles laughing, you'll
be disappointed; it was far too serious to
be hilarious. There were funny moments
though and George Burns plays a great
devil. The character is so well played that
you can really hate him and root for his
victims.
So go see Oh God You Devil, you'll
be glad you did.
Coffeehouse "Songs of Love"
Photo by. Tim Ireland
GROW UP
OR GO ELSEWHERE!
TO THE BORED FEMALE STUDENT
in the center of the second row in the
Wednesday third period Music Apprecia-
tion class of November 14, to which the
public was invited — you may be surprised
to know there actually were some people
around you who wished to hear the reci-
tal without distractions, which you so
amply provided by adjusting the girl's
sweater in front of you, constantly bop-
ping up and down (not even in time with
Bach, Brahms, or Mendelssohn), and
continually crinkling your empty candy
wrapper after removing its contents. The
guys in your class at least had the courtesy
to keep their hats off this year during the
performance and (with one exception)
did not come traipsing in 5-10-15 min-
utes late and rudely walking in front of
the pianist, unlike last year's perfor-
mance. A little suggestion: GROW UP
OR GO ELSEWHERE.
Disconcerted Concertgoer
New Library Catalog
The card catalog in the Joseph Kraus-
kopf Memorial Library has a new look.
After five weeks of work by library per-
sonnel and student aides, the "Catalog in
Transition" signs have come down and
the restructured catalog is ready to use
The catalog has been divided so that
there is one catalog for subject heading
entries and one for authors and titles.
Students using the catalog are very
often searching by subject headings
With the reorganization this type of search
is less confusing because there are no in-
tervening author or title entries to inter-
rupt the alphabetical flow of subject
headings. And if a person is looking for a
specific title or author, the new arrange-
ment enables that person to locate the in-
formation faster and more easily because
he doesn't have to plow through all the
subject headings to find the information .
The drawers containing subject entries
have yellow guide labels while those with
author and title entries have white label.
Labeling of Campus Trees
Delaware Valley College has not had
a comprehensive tree labeling since its
beginning, but now, under the guidance
of the Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment Chairman, Dr. John Martin, the
Scene is changing. Within the last six
months. Mr. Frederick Ray has been se-
lected to coordinate the campus and
labeling.
Mr. Ray has chosen to use labeling sys-
tem is based on educational and record
needs. Each label has the botanical com-
mon, and family names, and the place of
origin. Further information given in the
remarks section may include who the gift
was given by, parentage (hybrid origin),
or the hybridizer (Gabel Hybrid Rhodo-
dendron). Finally, there is the accession
number for record keeping. This lets one
know what year the tree was planted and
in what order, so as to identify the plant
in the record keeping system. For exam-
ple. 84-060; this shrub was planted or
obtained in 1984 and was probably re-
ceived in January since it has a low num-
ber of 60. There may have been another
purchase of a similar plant in July, but
that would have a number probably in
the three hundred area. Exact records of
plants planted before the fall of 1981 are
not easy to verifv: therefore, plants planted
before that dare will not be given an ac-
cession number, and even those will be
approximate
Each labe' is attached to the plant on
the sid«; nv^st easily observed along a
path If thery is no obvious point of orien-
tation, such as in a field, the label will be
placed on the north side of the plant
The labels are attached to each plant by a
plastic coated copper wire that will be
checked pen(xiically so it does not becomi^
embedded in the branch. On trees that
have no lower branching, labels will he
wired to stainless steel or coated screws
that will be backed out of the trees on a
schedule. This will prevent the bark from
enveloping the label
The addressograph machine used
painted aluminum blanks, the exact size
of a Sears credit card. Each label is
stamped out by pulling the level mechani-
cally: therefore^ each label may take sev-
eral minutes to make. The cost of each
label is about a dollar by the time it ap-
pears on a tree This theoretical cost is
based on the cost of the blank, wire,
screws if needed, and staff time.
The labels are color coded. At the pres-
ent time, there are only two colors,
orange, the color the Morris Arboretum
uses, for trees and shrubs: and brown for
herbaceous plants. The orange color was
chosen because it can be readily seen a
tree or hidden in the growth of a shrub. It
was decided that orange was too bright
for herbaceous plants, whose foliage
may die to the ground each winter and
look like a sea of bright color; therefore,
an innocuous brown was chosen.
The labeling of the trees was done for
many reasons. Among those reasons are:
to bring the college up to the standards
seen at other colleges that teach horticul-
ture, and even some that don't, i.e. Prince-
ton University and Swarthmore College;
to aid students in the plant identification
courses outside of the Ornamental Hor-
ticulture department, such as Biology.
Botany. Taxonomy. Dendrology, and
Silviculture. The more obvious students
to benefit would be the ones in the Or-
namental Horticulture department taking
basic and advanced woody plant identifi-
cation, and the herbaceous plant identi-
fication course, which includes annuals,
perennials, and bulbs. In addition to ben-
efitting several departments of the college,
the labeling adds credibility to our pro-
gram when professionals visit the college
while attending meetings. Prospective
students and their parents will see that
we are serious about our commitment to
our horticulture programs. Garden clubs
and nature oriented groups, as well as
townspeople and visitors to the college,
will see we are educating them through
self-service informative labels.
C.B. WEST:
Number One Team
in the State
by Duke Blessing
On Thanksgiving Day, Central Bucks
West of Doylestown finished their season*
a perfect 10-0-0 with a 28-0 whitewash
of their crosstown rival, Central Bucks
East.
Over 13,000 people jammed into
James Work Stadium to watch the annual
rivalry, one of the best in the state.
The Bucks wound up scoring 317
points (31.7 average) and giving up only
21 points (2.1 average) in a rebuilding
year — not too bad!
CHRISTMAS
Dinner & Concert to be Held
at Delaware Valley College
A Christmas Dinner and Concert will
be given by the Delaware Valley College
Chorale and Band on Sunday. December
9, 1984 in the all-purpose room of the
Student Center. The cost of the dinner is
$12.00 and for students with meal tickets
— $11. (X). Hor d'oeuvres will be served
in the snack bar area at 6:00 p.m. where
the music of madrigals will be heard.
During the dinner, beginning at 6:30
p.m.. students will entertain with songs
and instrumental selections which will in-
clude Allison Simpson, guest harpist. Fol-
lowing the dinner, the band and chorale
will perform Christmas music which will
include selections by Britten. Rutter. and
Handel. The audience will also participate
In singing traditional carols. For further
information call 345-1 SIX). To make
reservations, a check should be sent to
the Delaware Valley College Chorale in
the amount of $12.00 The chorale
director is Joann Roberts, and the band
director is Jay Durner This concert is
sponsered by the Liberal Arts Depart-
ment at Delaware Valley College.
BOBBY CLARKE:
A Tribute to a Hockey
and Philadelphia Legend
By Duke Blessing
As a sports fanatic, especially where
Philadelphia teams arc involved, I will
• never forget Thursday evening, November
15, 1984. But it did not take a fellow fa-
natic to realize that this night was going
to be more special than most and that it
was going to be the type of evening that
would be talked about for years and
passed throughout generations.
What was surprising dealt with the
quality of the overall production — a
stellar performance by the entire Flyer
organization.
In a tear-jerking, heart-throbbing,
proud-to-be-a-Philadelphian send-off.
Bobby Clarke Night touched every person
both at the Spectrum and those in the
television audience.
More moving than "Brian's Song" and
"Something for Joey" and as monumental
as the Phillies and Sixers World Cham-
pionships. Bobby Clarke Night should be
buried in a sports time capsule for future
generations to enjoy.
The voice of the Flyers, Gene Hart,
opened the ceremony which started with
a video sequence that showed Clarke as
a child and followed him through two
Stanley Cup Championships, his appear- *
ance on Team Canada vs. the Soviets
and film clips of his 300th goal and
l.OOCXh point. ;,
The most spine-chilling point of tflie
video (shown by giant television screens
on each side of the center-ice scoreboard)
was the replay of Clarke's overtime goal
in Game 2 of the 1974 finals with the
Boston Bruins, and his trip around the
Spectrum that year with the Stanley Cup
over his head.
If not stopped by Gene Hart after the
five-minute mark, the eardrum-ringing
standing ovation may have lasted until
New Year's Eve!
The Flyers organization unveiled a sur-
prise gift — "The Bobby Clarke Trophy"
— a bronze sculpture of Clarke's mem-
orable leap after scoring the overtime
go^l in the 1974 Stanley Cup finals with
the Boston Bruins. The presented gifts to
Clarke's entire family and then turned it
over to Clarkey for the ending.
The emotional Clarke, eyes filled with
tears, thanked his family. Flyers owner
Ed Snider, former general manager Keith
Allen, and the Philadelphia fans for their
support.
in the last segment of the production.
Hart asked the fans to join Kate Smith in
the singing of the Flyers song — "God
Bless America."
It was at this point that I decided to
watch the ending in privacy (like the part
of the movie where Gale Sayers tells his
fellow teammates that Brian Piccolo is
dying or when Johnny Cap dedicates
the Heisman to his dying brother Joey.
A video of Kate Smith's final appear-
ance, before a Flyers' playoff game, was
flashed on the screen and the fans joined
in a nostalgic and teary rendition of the
team's famous good-luck song. ;
On this memorable evening, the city
of boobirds became the city of Brotherly
Love, pouring out its heart to an athlete
who never gave less than his best.
Philadelphia may have the world's
most demanding sports fans, but when
inspired by the likes of a Bobby Clarke,
; they are also the world's greatest and
" most appreciative — it make me proud
to be one!
If Bobby Clarke does the job of general
, manager with the guts and determination
of his days as a player, the rest of the
league should be warned — The Legend
of Philadelphia Lives On!
Olympians Score Sweep
in Professional Debuts
. By Duke Blessing
In what was being promoted pnmaHy
as Mark Breland's show, two of his fellow
Olympians upstaged him as all six Olym-
pic medalists on the card were victorious
In the professional debuts at Madison
Square Garden:;^ ^
Meldrick Taylor, of Philadelphia, scored -
a frist-round technical knockout over
Luke Lecce (14-3-1). Taylor displayed
excellent hand speed and consistently
threw jabs into Lccce's head and ribs.
Taylor wound up taking Lecce out on a
shot to the abdomen.
Another lightweight. Pernell Whitaker
handed Farrain Comeaux his first loss in
ten fights as he struck with numerous
lefts to the head of Comeaux and pound-
ed him into submission as the fight ended
at 2:50 of the second round.
Breland won a six-round decision
against stubborn Dwight Williams (7-2).
Breland could not land a clean punch on
Williams who kept his gloves over his
face most of the fight but was battered
with a barrage of body punches. .
Light heavyweight Virgil Hill scored a
second-round technical knockout against
Arthur Wright (2-2) . A left hook to the
face was the finishing touch.
Light heavyweight Evander "I could
not hear the ref" Holyfield scored a lop-
sided six-round decision against Phila-
delphia's Clark Byarm (9-2-2). Holyfield
dominated throughout the fight with
hand rights and left hooks but could not
drop Byarm.
Philadelphia's Tyrell Biggs won his
heavyweight bout against Mike "You'll
get your chance" Evans in a six-round
decision. Biggs scored well with the jab
but. as he did in Los Angeles, showed lit-
tle power for a heavyweight.
Congratulations to New Jersey-based
promoter Lou Duva and his family for an
entertaining evening!
Music Nightlife
By Mike DeRosa
This Week's Country Top Ten:
Fool's Gold — Lee Greenwood
You Could've Heard A Heart Beat
Johnny Lee
Prisoner Of The Highwaii
Ronnie Hilseap
Chance Of Lovm You
EaH Thomas Conley
One Takes The Blame — The Statlers
Give Me One More Chance — Exile
I've Been Around Enough To Know
John Schneider
She Sure Got Atuay With My Heart
John Anderson
Your Heart's Not In It — Janie Fricke
Maggies Dream — Don Williams
; This Weeks's Pop Top Ten:
Purp/e Rain — Prince •
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Wham
Caribbean Queen — Billy Ocean
/ Just Called To Sa\; I Love You
Stevie Wonder
/ Feel For You — Chaka Kahn
Blue Jean — David Bowie
Strut — Sheena Easton
Out Of Touch - Hall & Gates
Better Be Good To Me - Tina Turner
Hard Habit To Break — Chicago
Music Trivia:
The answer to the last issue's Music
Trivia question. "What is the name of the
new wave band that Cyndi Lauper origi-
nally performed with?" is; Cyndi Lauper
originally performed with a band called
Blue Angel.
This week's Music Trivia question:
"What newly famous pop singer started
out as a dancer in Alvin Ailey's troupe?"
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief ....... Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor ...... . . Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . , Linda Goodloe
Advertising .■ . . . . Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey,
John Ebert. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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DECEMBER 1984
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SC =
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Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
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AntallxIc — One who passes over the licorice jelly beans.
Bllbula — The spot on a dog's stomach which when scratched, causes his leg to
rotate wildly.
Charp — The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.
Ignlsecond — The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
door even as the brain is saying "my keys are in there"
Motspur — The pesky fourth wheel on a shopping cart that refuses to cooperate
with the other three.
Nerkle — A person who leaves his Christmas lights up all year
Phonesia — The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you
called just as they answer.
Christmas Tree
Decorating &
Cooliie Making
Free • Cafe. • 7 p.m.
WBB (A) vs. Cedar Crest. 2 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. Elizabethtown, 3 p.m.
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PIZZA & MOVIE
NIGHT
M114
WBB (H) vs Upsala, 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs Kings, 8 p.m.
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Button Factory
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W (A) vs LaSalle. Delaware State
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MBB (A) vs FDU, 8 p.m. •
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Reading Day
WBB (H) vs. Scranton, 7 p.m
Christmas
Dinner
Cafe.
Finals Begin - Good Luck!
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DANCE
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IFINALS END!
Happy 40th Anniversary
Dr. & Mrs. Feldstein!
and many
happy morel
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(Seniors & Juniors)
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Vol. XVIV. No. 13
Friday, December 7, 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
DVC PLAYERS
Wait Until Dark
Friday & Saturday Night
APR at 8:00 p.m.
Ciiristmas at Caesar's
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Following editorial policy to the fullest
extent, it has been decided that the fol-
lowing "Letters to the Editors" will be the
last letters printed for all parties involved.
We feel that enough has been publicly
stated and it is now a personal problem
among the people at hand.
We would like to thank you for the let-
ters that were submitted as they posedl
great enjoyment for many people.
We encourage continued student par-
ticipation in editorials and anything else.
that you would like to get involved with
concerning Raw Pages. .. .
Thank \jou.
Co-editors-in chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Maybe I should say dear Alan. The
point of my last letter was that by signing
your name to your letters you have singled
yourself out . The reason I wrote my letter
was simply to inform you that you should
be more aware of your actions. Your let-
ters of past have been very good and I
too have noticed some well-needed
changes which your letters may have,
helped to bring about. But. by throwing
things in the cafe, not only have you
lowered yourself to the level of all the.
other people that do the same but you'
have offended me and others like me
and in my mind your words of wisdom
lose all meaning. How can someone
care some of the time and not all of the
time? So. maybe there are people who
clean up the cafe, but what gives you the
right to make their job more difficult than
it already is?
1 have not signed letters that 1 have
written in the past because 1 do not feel
that I am speaking only for myself. I also
feel that a letter does not need to have a
name attached to it in order for its mes-
sage to be effectively relayed . I refer to a
letter written in the October 12 issue
which I signed "an embarrassed athlete."
The letter was very well received and
everyone 1 spoke to felt at least as strongly
about the topic as I did. Not only that,
but something was done about it.
Whether or not I sign my name has
nothing to do with how much I care.
And, if my letter "had no point" then
why did it upset you so? Not only did it
have a point but I believe that it accom-
plished what it was intended to accom-
plish. The next time you go to throw
something in the cafe, I feel certain that
you will think twice before throwing it or
at least consider picking it up after you've
thrown it.
Like you. I do pick up trash when I
pass it and 1 thank you for making the
walk to the nearest trash can shorter
You have written letters about things that
bother you. and trash and the appear
ance of our "home" is a concern to manv
of us. Not only is the cafe part of our
campus but we must eat there Yes. it is
cleaned daily, but so are our dorms.
Does that make it alright for us to throw
trash in the halls without picking it up — 1
don't think so! 1 do not feel as though it
takes "guts" to sign a letter. As 1 stated
above, my past letters have not been
signed because 1 felt that the concerns
expressed were shared by many.
RAM PAGES
EDITORIAL POLICY
L Ram Pages reserves the right to
make any editorial changes in all
material submitted for publication.
2. Only signed material will be con*
sidered for publication. Signatures
will be withheld upon request.
,3. Any material which is considered by
the student editor(s) or faculty advisor
to be potentially libelous will be inves-
tigated and documented before con-
sideration for publication.
4. The writers of material in question
: must certify sincerity of purpose and
. ,, correctness of facts to the best of their
knowledge.
5. The person (s) named or implied in
the controversial material shall be in-
formed of any article before publica-
tion and shall be given the opportuni-
ty to respond .
I'm not saying that you are any worse
than anyone else that throws stuff in the
cafe. That is why 1 didn't write your
name in my letter. 1 did not see the need
of singling you out. I knew that you
would get the message and just wanted
to let you know that by signing your
name to your letters about "cleaning up
our home" you have singled yourself out
and should set a good example at all
times. , :_'-' .■..." .'<^U- ^''f ■ ^
While I'm writing, I'd like to thank all
those involved in decorating the cafe this
year. I've been here for four years now
and must admit that this year must be
one of the best. Good job!
. ' V. .sj Thanks.
Tim Ireland
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Dear Editors,
In reply to your last letter in Ram
Pages. 1 would like to direct this letter to
Alan Hamann. First of all Alan, the good
that reflects on this campus is not all in
response from your editorial letters.
Other students care also. Just because
they don't write overrated, egotistical let-
ters to the editor does not mean they
care any less. Not everyone does things
to demand or expect a "pat on the
back " Second, Alan, on various occa-
sions, myself, as well as others, have
seen other than innocent napkin balls fly
from your hands across the dining hall.
You know, people wouldn't react with
such vehemence towards youi" letters if
you would just face up to your truths and
get off your pedestal.
Thanks,
Tish Duffy
Dear Editors,
I believe the other editorials that were
pririted were OK and that's why I let
them print them, to make them happy.
But I still can't see the point to a harmless
white, rolled up piece of paper that is
tossed to a friend and no one else. This is
nothing compared to the trays of trash
left on the table. So T.I. and T.D. if you
want you can keep the editorial battle go-
ing, but over a rolled up napkin ball I see
no point.
Thanks,
Alan Hamann
Music Nightlife
By Mike DeRosa
This Weelc's Country Top Ten:
You Could'ue Heard a Heart Break
Johnny Lee
Chance of Lov in' You
Earl Thomas Conley
. , ! V Prisoner of the Highwaif^^ [ r^'
Ronnie Milsap
Your Heart's Not In It — Janie Frickie
Fool's Gold — Lee Greenwood •
To Good to Stop Now — Mickey Gilley
Nobody; Likes Me Like You Do
Anne Murray and Dave Loggins '
She's M[j Rock — George Jones
Maggie's Dream — Don William
Why Not Me — Why Not Me
This Wceks's Pop Top Ten:
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
-Wham ^
Purple Rain — Prince
/ Feel for You — Chaka Khan
Caribbean Queen — Billy Ocean
Strut — Sheena Easton
■ ■ / Just Called To Sa\; I Love You -;-^
Stevie Wonder
; Out Of Touch - Hall & Oates , ^
Better Be Good To Me — Tina Turner
All Through the Night — Cyndi Lauper
Desert Moon — Dennis De Young
Pop Chart Climbers:
Run to You — Bryan Adams
Born in the U.S.A. — Bruce Springsteen
Walking on a Thin Line — Huey Lewis
Valotte — Julian Lennon -^ , .
Bits:
Last Saturday night. U2 played to a
sell-out crowd at that concert. U2 came
out for three encores. ,;
New Releases: ; ,
..A few days ago I had the experience
of listening to Madonna's new album
"Like a Virgin." Her latest album is like
her first album. "Madonna." There is no
set style or music and her vocals do not
change but her music does. There are a
variety of styles. Look for these songs in
the top ten's to come: "Like A Virgin"
and "Dress You Up."
Music Trivia:
The answer to the last issue's Music
Trivia question. "What newly famous
female pop vocalist performed with Alvin
Ailey's Troupe as a dancer?" The answer
is: Madonna.
This week's Music Trivia question:
"What Philadelphia based band wrote
and performed "Time After Time" with
Cyndi Lauper?" Answer in next week's
Ram Pages.
The ULTIMATE Challenge
Met by Class of '86!!!
Congratulations to the Class of 1986
who successfully met The Ultimate
Challenge on Wednesday, November
28, 1984. The faculty, staff, and admini-
stration dared any class to donate more
pints of blood than they as DVC hosted
its semi-annual Red Cross Blood Drive;
Unfortunately, and to our great dismay,
all were slaughtered by the junior class
who bled a whopping 46 pints! For meet-
V ing the challenge, the treasury of the
Class of '86 will receive $92.00 as a gift
.. from the Administration (that's $2.00 per
■ pint contributed).
The final results are as .follows:
1st Place Class of '86 . ; ' 46 pints
2nd Place Class of '88 v. 40 pints
3rd Place Class of '87 • 37 pints
. 4th Place Class of '85 34 pints
Last Place Fac. Staff. Adm. 27 pints
' , ^ Grand Total 184 pints
■ Even though the red-blooded Class of
'86 stole the show, we still fell short of
our overall college goal of 200 pints. But
we will not be daunted in our efforts to
win! Another challenge will be issued for
the spring blood drive — this time based
on the highest percentage of each group
donating blood. We of the faculty, staff,
and administration feel that this is a much
fairer way of computing the winner,
since in terms of percentage, we would
have come in second place behind the
! Class of '86 with 15% of us donating
blood! (17% of the junior class donated.
- still keeping them in the Winner's Circle
by all accounts.) • .•
So bleeders . . . prepare for The Ulti-
mate Challenge II! We want a rematch
'; . _ vve will not give up so easily next time.
;• — Faculty. Staff. Administration
Delaware Valley College
■.••••••• i^
This Week on
Campus
^ bv Jamie Beck — "
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
4^ FRIDAY. DECEMBER 7
PLAY Waif Until Dark
3^ 8:00 - 1030 pm. in the APR
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8
Jf Men's Basketball (A) vs Drew. 2;00 p.m
PLAY Wail Until Dark
)f 8:00 - 10:30 p.m . in the APR ^
SUNDAY. DECEMBER 9
'r Second Week of Advent
Band and Chorale Christmas Concert ^^
>f 7:30 p.m. in the APR ^
MONDAY. DECEMBER 10 ^
^ MOy\E Christmas Carol 'Wm
FREE - 8:00 p.m in the APR ^*
^ Music Recital — Robert Rocco
Computer Programmer 12:00 - 1:00 p.m
J^ Women's Basketball (H) vs. Moravian. ^
7:00 pm
4 TUESDAY. DECEMBER 11. ^^
Caesar's Pub ^^™L
^ Come One. Come All!
Last Day of Classes!
^WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 12
Reading Day
W Get rested before finals come.
NO CLASSES!
^ Women's Basketball vs Scranton.
7:00 pm
^THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13
FINALS BEGIN
W TTiink of it this way. almost time to go
home.
J^ Get pictures taken with Santa. ^mJ^
Fancy Chri^mas Dinner at Cafe ^K
W I wish everyone good luck on fkuJs and a
happi; holiday.
^* •••••• •*
Aggies Capture Second Consecutive
Tournament Ctiampionship
By Duke Blessing
Just like they did in last year's first Big
Brothers of Bucks County Tip-Off Tour-
nament, the Delaware Valley College
men's basketball team had the good for-
tune of drawing weak sister Beaver Col-
lege as their first round opponent.
The Aggies, who led by 10 points after
the first half, switched into high gear and
swallowed Beaver, 94-62.
Dodd "Beast of the East" Walker led
the team in scoring with 20 points and
was also the Aggies leading rebounder
with 14 boards.
Other double-figure scorers included
Darin "Pumpkin" Poindcxter with 14
points (including a few rim-crushing slam
dunks) and Chris Wilson with 10 points.
The Aggies thus moved into the final
game against Cabrini College. Cabrini
defeated Spring Garden College, 87-75.
jl^hind All- American John McQueen's
21 points in the night's first game.
In the final game, which resembled last
year's game throughout. Cabrini got off
to a quick start and it looked as though
their experience (four seniors and three
juniors) would wear down the inexperi-
enced Aggies (15 freshmen, one sopho-
more). , ^ , .:
Cabrini jumped out to an 8-2lcatf as
the Aggies looked slightly jittery. The Ag-
gies hung tough and took their first lead
of the game at 23-22, on a Chris Wilson
20-footer. , ;— / .■'■ -^ * ^^^
The Aggies locked strong in the final
minutes of the first half and went into in-
termission with a 42-37 lead.
. Del Val started the second half just like
they did the first half and suddenly trailed.
47-46.
With nine minutes remaining. Cabrini
held a 56-50 lead and started to play
somewhat conservatively (much too ear-
ly in the half to play that way).
Eric Ford cut the lead to 56-52 with a
15-foot jumper but for the next four min-
utes. Cabrini played slow-down and kept
a five point lead.
Cabrini tied the game in the final 90
seconds but that was as far as they would
get. ■^::;:-K^_::&.-
Big Bob Ort hit both ends of a one-
and-one to give the* Aggies a 73-69 lead
but John McQueen closed the gap with a
pair of free throws with eight seconds
remaining.
SPORTS EDITORIAL:
By Duke Blessing
It has recently been brought to my at-
tention that members of the college com-
munity have been lodging complaints
about the sports section of Ram Pages.
In defense of myself. I would like to ex-
plain my stance.
First of all. I comprise the entire staff.
Nobody has offered their assistance (ex-
cept for Joe Ferry) so nobody has the
right to complain.
During weeks when the Del Val sports
scene is slow. I feel that it is appropriate
to analyze the world of sports on both the
bcal level (C.B. West football articles)
and the national level. Bobby Clarke was
a vital part of the city located only a half-
hour from our campus. If the planting of
a shrub on campus is newsworthy, than
the retiring of a local hockey legend is
more than that.
1 do appreciate people taking time to
make comments because it proves the
paper is being read .
I am in the process of developing new
ideas for the second semester. If anybody
has any suggestions for special columns
or anything dealing with sports, drop a
line in box ^988 or box *515. or see one
of the Ram Pages editors. Thank you.
Yours in Sports.
Duke Blessing
Marvin "Glue" Emerson hit the first
end of a one-and-one to give the Aggies
a 74-71 lead and with six seconds left,
Chris Wilson rebounded a McQueen
miss and was fouled.
Wilson hit both free throws and the
rest was history as the Aggies finished
Cabrini. 76-71.
Chris Wilson led the Aggies with 20
points and was followed by Darin Poin-
dexter's 17 points and Dodd Walker's 14
points.
Spring Garden captured third place by
defeating Beaver. 86-72, behind Lee
Radick's 21 points and also Dave Duda's
20 points.
The All-Tournament Team was as
follows:
Most Valuable Player
Del Val's Chris Wilson (15.0 a vg.)
Del Val's Eric Ford (9,5 avg.)
Cabrini's John McQueen (16.5 avg.) ^ ■
Beaver's Marty Palmer (18.5 avg.)
Spring Garden's Lee Radick (17.5 avg.)
My special awards are as follows:
Sixth Man Award — The Aggie fans
(including yours truly) who jeered and
abused certain Cabrini players into in-
visibility.
Bruise Brothers Award — Poindexter
(15.5 avg.) and Walker (17.0 avg). I
realize that you must balance things out
but how did Palmer and Radick make
all-tournament over these two?
In Your Jock Award — Marvin Emer-
son for shutting down (and shutting up)
John McQueen, an All-American.
Cry Baby Award — Cabrini head coach
John Dzik (for the second consecutive
year) for his childish actions after losing.
Go home Johnny, your mommy still
loves you!
; 1 would personally like to take the time
to thank the organizers of the tournament
and hope it continues for years to cornel
CONGRATULATIONS
To The Galludet
Tournament Champs!
By Duke Blessing
While the rest of the student body was
at home sleeping and burping off the ef-
fects of a gigantic Thanksgiving Day meal,
the women's basketball team was travel-
ing to Washington to take place in the
Galludet College Tournament.
The team did Del Val proud as they
won both games (3-0 record) and cap-
tured the trophy.
In the first game, against the host
school, the Aggies pulled out a 67-63
victory. At halftime. the Aggies led by
one at 29-28.
Mary Jo Bush, Kim Frey. and Darcell
Estep (off the bench) each scored 14
points and Aimee Trunell added 9 points
to lead the balanced Del Val scoring at-
tack.
Although this first tournament game
victory was nice, the championship was
just one win away.
Coach Pento's troops took on York
College and through good shooting and
rebounding held a 44-34 halftime lead
During the second half, the Aggies hot
shooting continued and they captured
the championship with a 86-66 victory.
Kim Frey had a superb game with 27
points, and tournament (20.5 avg).
Darcell Estep added 18 points in the final
(16.0 tournament avg.) and Doris McNeil
chipped in 11 points. Aimee Trunell
scored 10 points to round out the double
figure scores. Mary Jo Bush averaged 1 1
points for the tournament.
Gary's gang is now 3-0 on the season
and by the looks of things, he definitely
has them headed towards the right
direction!
AGGIES
Defeat Cedar Crest
To End 25-Gaine Drought
By Duke Blessing
It started during the last six games of
the 1982-1983 season. It continued
through the entire nineteen games of the
1983-1984 season. It, refers to the
25-game losing streak suffered by the
Delaware Valley College women's basket-
ball team.
The 1984-1985 women's team put all
that in the past and decided to change
the fortunes of that miserable past in a
hurry — and they did.
The Aggies traveled to Allentown for a
game with Cedar Crest College and
brought back to Del Val what the school
had, not seen in quite a while — a victory,
by the score of 76-53.
First-year head coach Gary Pento's
team was led by Marcey Carroll with 15
points and 9 rebounds. Mary Jo Bush
and Darcell "Fifi" Estep added 14 points
each and Aimee "not Amy" Trunell had
10 points.
Not that predictions can be made from
one game, but this year's team is much
improved over last year's team and more
victories should be expected as the season
gets under way.
From the Sports Editor
Next week's issue is the last of the
semester. It will contain interviews with
basketball coaches Les Lombardi and
Gary Pento. the Aggies first wrestling
inatch and the first women's indoor track
Pneet of the season.
■ If anybody is interested in writing for
ftie paper next semester put a note in
box *988 or *515, I want to wish
everybody good luck in finals! '
Del Val Women
Make It Four Straight
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College women's
basketball team defeated Wilkes College.
69-52. to up their overall record to 4-0.
The Aggies were down 12-4 in the
early stages of the first half, but as has
been the case so far this year, they
entered halftime with a 3-point lead at
27-24.
In the second half, the bench got into
the act as ten players finished in the scor-
ing column.
A pressing defense and a tenacious
zone eventually wore down Wilkes as the
Aggies breezed. 69-v52. extending their
winning streak to four.
Led by Mary Jo Bush ( 10- 13 from the
floor) and her 20 points, the Aggies also
got 10 points from Darcell Estep and
strong rebounding efforts from Marcey
Carroll and Kim Frey.
The team closes out this semester's
schedule with home games Monday.
December 10 vs. Moravian and Wednes-
day. December 12 vs. Scranton. .Both
games are scheduled to start at 7:00
p.m. Come on out and support the girls!
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Ellzabethtown Crushes
Del Val 97-65
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies saw their record drop to
2-2 as Ellzabethtown College finished
only three points shy of the century mark
as they whipped on Del Val, 97-65.
With nine minutes left in the first half,
the Aggies only trailed by six points at
26-20. but Ellzabethtown hit for 16 un-
answered points enroute to a 46-24 half-
time lead.
Things did not get any better during
the second half as Elizabethtown's sub-
stitutes kept the torrid shooting and scor-
ing pace up and they wound up leaving
Del Val with a 97-65 victory.
The lone bright spot for the Aggies
was Darin Poindexter who shot 12 for 16
from the floor and finished with a game
high of 25 points.
The Aggies finish out the 1984 part of
their schedule tomorrow afternoon as
they travel to New Jersey to take on
Drew University Game time is 2:00
p.m. Good luck, guys!
Aggies Defeated
By Wilkes, 8976
By Duke Blessing
;■ Winning the tournament was a nice
^complishment for the young Aggies
Jkit the past is over and now is the time
#>at the men's basketball team will get to
test how good it really is against confer-
ence rivals.
Del Val traveled to Wilkes last Thurs-
day with the intention of showing the
league that although they are extremely
young and inexperienced, hustle and
determination can account for a lot of
points — and wins.
In a game that the Aggies had every
right to win, poor shooting was their
"|k)wnfall as they went down to defeat.
89-76.
, John Boone led the way for the Aggies
with 13 points. Marvin Emerson, Erik
Ford, and Derrick McCarter all had 12
points for Del Val.
New addition to President's Hall. Por-
trait of President Feldstein displayed
in Lasker Hall lobby.
Photo by Stephet] Persand
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn,
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey.
John Ebert. Bill Rein.
Ken McDaid, Carolyn Brodhag
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Veneziale.
Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making^
write P.O. Box 988."
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 14
Friday. Decemfaler 14. 1984
HIGHLIGHTS
Christmas Break!
No more classes until
January 1985!
Dear Santa, I'm wishing my dear sweet little
friend Anita Willis a Merry Cliristmas and a
Happy New Year. Happy Holidays STRETCH!
— John Boone (Idget)
Ll^od. Big Ross. Rossv. Fiorello. Walt. John
Wilson, Scooco. Simo. Dennis. M Adams.
Kasper. Paii. Rodi. Hornv, Dex. D Macarter, J.
Boon. Lil Eric. Beav Cleaver. Curt. Tone Bone.
G. Dugan Keep on tr\,'in', one dav vou'll he like
me ~ Big Jay (The Bird) "59
Season's Greeting to the cheerleaders from
the men's basketball team. We appreciate
your support. See you at all our home games.
June. Thanks for all of the studs; help in TCP
Dinner is on me next semester! Your choice, Let
me krww ■ '
Good Luck Darin, Marvin, Chris. Derrick,
Eric, John, Dodd. Paul, Erroll, Tony, Bob,
Mark, Marty. Also John, Lisa, and Pam.
Come alive in '85
Have a Merrv Christmas Sue and good luck out in
the real world. Im goir^g to miss you and Paul. — .
Love. Dawn
Seik the Freek — Go back to the North Pole
and freeze your curls again, Later.
Linda. Thanks for making studying bearable.
Have a Merry Christmas and don't work too hard
■^ Scott : - ■.■•.:..■
Leslie. Hang in diere! Sometimes ft tribes
people longer to grow-up and realize that
this is 1984 and they can't live a sheltered
life under mommies' wings forever.
LM. PE. SN. & RK. Have a good vacation and a
Merry Christmas — Scott
Merry Christmas and best wishes for the
New Year to EVERYBODY! - John Mertz
Winkle. Well, we've been intimate for quite a
while now I'm really glad we got together: you're
really great!! Maybe someday we can get together
and make a little something I hope so — Willie
114 BW TERR. I love you so much. - 115
SBRD .V,
KD. Pass the whipped cream — WW
Dear Inexperienced. Monday nights can be
terrific if you could only learn how to keep it
up! Perhaps a toothpick will help.
— Experienced
Ken. Next year you had better catch a few more
crows I hear 'they're gonna bring more than
coons Next year. — Ham Bean
To all the beautiful ladies in the cafeteria -
especially Darlene, Drema, Heather,
Justine, Lori, Dinh, Jennifer, Florence,
Marylin, Debbie, Shorty. Chris, Barbara. -
Jay (Toast Man)
Dear Jeff. My best friend forever, have a terrific
Christmas See you January 6th — Anthony
Dear Santa, Please give Kathy a box of no-
doze pills, an alarm clock, and a clown.
Merry Christmas, from your favorite goofy
friend. — Cheeks •
To a sexual dynamo. Get over it' — Love. John
Yop! I want my girls to have a great Christ-
mas. Hang it up Meeb. Christian Science?
Oh dear! I praise Him for all of you!
Paula, my wonderful party time roomie, good
stuff: kill the dolphin: the room is trashed: ju$t
bend it backwards guys John, you're so festive,
just hang it out the window. Kris, you're on in
stigator Va/. my mom. our personal representa-
tive of the civil liberties union Paula, we'll catch
them! He did it! - Jimmy and Lee
KD, I can't believe we've been going out for
just over a year. It has been the best year of
my life. If all of our years together will be
like this, who knows what will happen?
Could there be a "?" I can' t have enough of
you. — MJT
Gwen What can I say' You're a terrific friend'
Make sure you have a box of Kleenex on the '21st
— Cindy
Bishop Conwell, Have a nice vacation and
keep in shape for the second semester. Ten
points a game will get you anything you
desire! — Heart
Dear Les. Have a great Chnstmas and a very
Happy New Year You're the best roommate and
friend a person could have Thanks for being my
Incnd — Kid
Dear Santa, Please give Esther all the fun
that she's looking for. Merry Christmas from
yur friend. - Cheeks
To Kathy and Nancy. It was really great
meeting you two this year. The speedshop
parties wouldn't have been the same
without you. — Yohnny
Cindy. What's up! Just one more semester until
next year Let's let the halfway house jump' Mern
Christmas. — Home Girl
Kim and Linda, Even though it hasn't been
like the last two years you guys still mean a
lot to me. Have a great Christmas and a fan-
tastic New Year! — Love, Nina
Dear Santa. Please give Frank a riew Chevrolet
pickup with a 6 2 litre diesel engine , a coca cola,
a mack truck, a John Deere Tractor, etc Merry
Chnstmas — Cheeks
All my DVC friends. Thanks for making my
first semester here at Del Val excellent.
Have a happy and merry winter break. —
Uve ya. CAPT FIG
Chris R. . Hope Santa brings you some tissues
cause you're gonna cry when you see how many
furry and feathered critters I get when I come
down Don't tell them I'm comin' or we won't see
any — Mike
RK, Maybe next semester will be better.
Have a Merry Christmas.
Flo. Ho! Ho! Ho! Park your car in Harvard Yard
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
- Love ya. Nina
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the
world's largest roll of paper! We didn't do it!
And teach Midget to be more quiet! — Trou-
ble
Lee. Feelings can't be wrong because they are
feelings, but in order for it to work, they must be
felt by both - A friend.
To the girls in Berk, Terri, Cindy, Nancy,
and Gwen, Best wishes for success, well be-
ing, and good sex. P.S. Stay Gwen! — Love.
Kool Jay and Paul
Val and Tish. Roy and Kenny are brothers? Yeah
is it true or aie you going along with me?
Merry Christmas to two great friends — Love,
"I don't know"
Dave. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year. You're a real friend. — Rosey
To all the girls I've loved before and to the unfor-
tunate ones I haven't. I hope you all have a great
holiday Ho. Ho. Ha. Ha — Julio
To the homegirls, Connie, Vicki (Judy).
Susan. Fee Fee, Anita. Etta, Doris, Mel.
Monique, Neena, and Sunshine. — The Boys
- Goldman 120. EMan, Dicky, Stain. Giz-
mo, The Bird
Dear Santa. Thanks for the puppy dog. he's sa
cuddley — Love. Chris
John. Merry Christmas to you and Happy
New Year too. I'm gonna miss you when I'm
out on the beach in Florida. I'll be thinking
of you! Thanks for the good times this year.
I'll never forget them! — Love ya, P.J.O.
Kath. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! — P.S. '
GL.A.VS
Merry Christmas Tweeter! — Love. Woofer
Dear Santa. I want to say Merry Christmas to all of
the scumbags that attend this school — BEAV
from the kitchen
To gorgeous Grace, Since I have to pay tui-
tion, I can't afford to give you anything but
my love. Merry Christmas (Big) Jay "Bird "
Dear Santa. Please tell my roommate to make a
decision with his live. I can't — won't live with it
much longer. — JE
Goldman Guys, Jay, Paul, Steele, and Jim-
my, You guys are great! Some kool kats.
Have a great Christmas and remember ... I
owe you one. — Nina
Dear Santa. Please tell Helen we still hate the brat
— with lots of love. Sue
Happy Holidays to all of my big brothers in
Samuel: Bob, Bernie, Greg, Jim. Mark,
Mike, Andy, Steve, Jim, Dave, and Joe. -
Best Wishes, Lisa (alias Sally)
A message to cool Chris and Carolyn. Stay the
lovable, snugglabk. huggable. delectable creatures
that you are and best wishes for the holidays -
Love. Big J flee cream man) ^59
Kris, Can I bear your children? — Love. John
TJ. To my favorite wench and roomie Have a
wonderful Christmas and a not-toosober New
Year -~ Lethal Allele
Dear Hellious (alias the SD Snow-woman),
Please visit soon! We're out of Double Stuffs!
Merry Christmas. I hate you, brat. — Polly
To the gang. How do you eat tour carrots'' —
Love. Festive
To "the boys" in Ulman 3rd. What's your
Christmas special? I liked the tree but was
it worth Nick's ankle? Happy Holidays! —
Yeeeaaahhh!!!!!
Snord and Lisa Merry Christmas to the pan
behind the electrical socket Afo f ■ r s the tapping
of little reindeer feet — X
Terry, Chucky Baby, Let's go crazy! Drunk
ever? So I'm a moral breaker! You're one of
a kind and I'll miss you, our cheap buzzes
off cloves and our friendly trips! I'll just have
to open a Hilary's around here and show
these people some real ice cream! Up and
squeeze, relax. Shall we go to uno tonight?
Wild thing - The Goob
Dear Santa. Please find me a Martini, leant seem
to find her anymore' P S I'll even bring the olives
— Slit'
Tish, Phone Hall - Hone Phall - Phall
Hone — Hall Phone. If you could talk, what
would you say? — Love, I'd sav
John M. Have a nice Christn- New Years
Friend always - Love ya. T/it-rt s^j
Bill and Mike, Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year. Be good, see ya next semester. -
Love yas, Theresa
Bet^y. It uai great this first se'inc.sftr Haii- a great
Chnstmas and a Happy New Year! See ya next
semester - Nina
Rose. Whose socks are those and why are
you smelling them? Yes, you were that
drunk! Merry Christmas to you and Mike. -
P&TJ
Nick. Tom. and Joe. Have a great Christmas
Nick, good luck m the future Thanks for being a
great friend I'll miss ya — Love. Theresa
Theresa. Grace. Robin. Have a very Merry Christ
mas and a great New Year Hope next semester is
a good one — Love ya. Linda
Val and Tish. We're bitching big time and
bad. — Love, John, John
To Rick in Massachusetts. I'm looking forward to
spending this holiday with you plus many, many
more I love you — Love always. Lisa
Ed W., Have a great holiday, but please
make sure it's not all upside down. Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year. - Eckie
Dave. Rob. John. Dan. Merry Christmas Have a
good vacation. — Your buddy. Steve C
Robin, Teebo, Linda, Grace, John, Dave,
Rob, and Danny, Have a great Christmas.
Have fun in Florida. I hope it rains. -> Love
yas, Theresa
To Kool Kate. Stay soft, sweet, sensitive, and sen
sational Best wishes for a happy holiday season.
- Love. Jay (Ice cream man)
Brenda B., A farmer's girlfriend gets treated
like a helping hand. A lawyer's girlfriend
gets treated like a lady! Merry Christmas. —
A future lawyer
Duke. Rob. and Keith. You guys are something
else Will really miss you guys once you go Have
a fintastic Christmas and New Year — Love ya
all. Niiw
Hey Ken, I keep looking on my VW for some
notes. Where have you been hiding? Would
be nice to see you sometime. Enjoy you're
break. — Love, Sandy
WHCC Have a Merry Christmas and great New
Year You better have, more parties! — Love>
Theresa. Grace. Robin, and Linda
Dear Santa - Say hi to Doug, but make
sure you wrinkle your nose! .,
Dear Santa — Please tell Polly she's a good egg.
but then — you know that, don t you? — Sword
face ■.;;,: ,,..-;^. :/..-,.•-■'•; ,:j,;' - , '
Dear Vernon - Yoti flatter liief But you bet-
ter behave because SANTA would be mad if
he knew! May I have my button back? — Jen
Dear Santa — When you get stuck m the
chimney, don't forget to say "Darnit Rosemaryf*
Dan — I love you, that's all you need to
know. Merry Christmas! - Bad Breath
Dear Santa — Td like to say Merry Christmas to
PurKh. PA. and Flat Fleddy' - Steely J
To Cathy — I've never seen anyone remove
their upper under garments so fast. The tree
won't be complete without it. Please bring
it back.
Andre — May your chains be loosened over the
holidays and stay away from toilets. Merry Chnst-
mas! — Ulman Boys
Coach Pento — Have a great Christmas and
come back to keep the dream going! —
Lipps Inc.
To Pat — Nice to have you as a friend 90 mph on
Rt. 63 with a couch on the roof of a Volkswagen
Beetle with a crane ball on top is wild and crai^.
Have a cool-yule
Aimee — To the girl who I would like to
spend my holiday with, by the fireplace,
under the mistletoe, anywhere. Merry
Christmas! — Love ya
Dear Predue — To my favorite snaker Merry
Christmas and a Happy New ¥ear See you in
January — Love, "ssssss"
Annette - Which SEXY black dress should
you wear? Just wear your portable mistle-
toe. Who was that guy? What's that . . . you
need BALLS?!! - Love, Jenna (Heff)
Hey. Al — Ever try to remember the 12 days of
Christmas after 6 rum and cokes? EAT FROZEN
DEATH' Merry Christmas — Love you. Jen
Squish-Head — Tell us again about your
tree. 611, eh? Thiefl Put BLINKY lights on
it? Merry Christmas. - Love, Jen & Alex
Alex - Only REAL mistletoe works His LIPS
were so merry?? . Let's color' . My secret
Santa died Do it m PINK" - Thanks Al.
Jennifer
Johnny A — I don't know ... it just doesn't
work for us! Practice makes perfect though.
Love & merry wishes — Miss L. Toe
Marv Arvi (Mom) — Thanks for cookies and milk
and deep conversations Also your vacuum' Ynn
take good care of us Merry Christmas — Jen &
Alex
To the gang — Have a wonderful vacation. If
my walls could talk, what would they say?
$1.50. $3.00 your choice. - Love 104
Pat & John — Thanks for being there I'm still
finding jet discs Have a great vacation — Love
ya both. Val
H.B. - Nice coat Mr. Lester. Took the cud
right out of their mouths didn't you Mr.
Lester. Merry Christmas Jen and Tim! —
Love. Alex
Its me. Gizmo, on the Christmas tree, saying
Merry Xmas to the boys in 120 Fleddy. Nature.
-Ill" Nol. Steely J - Paul "Giz
Val - Get over it!!! or deal with it!!! - Love
from all of us!
To Robin — Merry Christmas. I love you and Ken
G also We will make it. I promise — Love
a/u'aj,'S. Steve Smelly
Dear Santa — Please ask Carmen if I can
serve her for a change. — From Blue Eyes
Dear Santa - Tell Ed to be out of Berk before be
gets fined, no more sleeping on the floor — up
side down or right side up'
Brad — is it someday yet?
Dear Santa - Tell Helen Eek needs her toeriails
clipped'
Aimee T. — 1 hope you have a great holiday
and vacation and if I am lucky, maybe next
semester ... - Waiting in the wings
Dear Santa — f^lease don't give Rose too many
neon clothe^ this year (The lipstick is all my
sunglasses can handle') — Love. Snord
Dear Bio Boys — What would senior year be
without you? You guys are great. Merry
Christmas — From a Bio Girl
Dear 205 — / hope that everybody you want
stands under your "mistletoe," even when the
holidays are over Merry Christmas — From 122
Son — I didn't hang mistletoe for nothing,
come over sometime and kiss me you fool.
— Mom
Tell me Annette — What do you want for Christ-
mas? Some rum & coke, mistletoe, or someone to
color with?! Have a great Christmas! — Love.
Alex
Hey Hobag - What do you think? A case of
hot chocolate for Christmas or should we
just . . . EAT FROZEN DEATH?! Mistletoe
parties forever! — Love, Al
Mark, a k a Station Wagon Man — You still
don't play by my rules, but one day Til prove that
you're more ticklish' Merry Christmas! — Lot)e,
Alex
t.j.g. — Four years seems like forever. But
it's not goodbye, it's only good night! I'll
miss you and I'll always love you! Merry
Christmas. — a. i.e.
Jennifer - I hope Santa brings you everything
you want this Christrrms (maybe something spark-
ly?)' You deserve it' Mkrry Christmas Jenf ■*■
Love. Alex
Pam — Merry Christmas. Maybe Santa will
make us 5 ' 6" for Christmas. Let's hope so!
Have a great vacation. - Bets
Lori L. — Merry Ct-nstmas roomie! Have a great
(and relaxing) vacation We'll have a blast in '85
Happy Holidays to aft the gremlins on the
basketball team. I hope you get certain
basketball talents so we can win some
games. — Gizmo f
Schmitty - Let's go shopping with McPetersort.
Can I borrow Kenny's bear jacket tonight? Watch
those vacuum cleaners — B S & NT & K O
K.D. - Well we made it through another
semester! Five to go! Have a nice Christ-
mas! — Your roomie. CD.
Gwen — Please don't leave! Remember all the
great times! Forget all the arguments! I'm gonna
miss ya! — Ciii
John — Take all of my words of wisdom and
shove them! It's the only enjoyment you'll
get. Deal with it, grow, and move on to
someone better!
Javier — What do you want from dear Santa? I
think } know! Have a great vacation! — Love.
Cindy
Hi Pinball - You're getting better and now
you're up to a Pamball — XX
Merry Christmas Kathy. Vicki. & Dawn. Goodbye
and good luck Sue' - Esther
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all
the girls I know in Cook and Berk. Now you
can stop thinking I'm a jerk. - Paul "Giz"
Sterling
To Sfubbi,'. my best roommate and all other nerts
patrol Merry Chnstmas — G D
I'd like to wish a special someone a Merry,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
That someone is Mrs. Darcell Estep. —
Love, John Boone
RMSJr - Merry Christmas Had fun celebrating.
Have a great vacation — B Ferris
Dear Vernon — May Christmas present send
you a Christmas filled with joy and happi-
ness. Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano. Merry
Christmas baby. — Love, Sunshine
Anita W - Just u little Christmas fnt'ssaye from
someone that loves you Have a very Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year. My holiday
will be lonely, but the thought of seeing you when
school reopens will nuike tTcn day go faster —
Love. Andre M
To the boys from Philadelphia - Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year. Graty is
still number one. — Love Brian Tux as Step-
light
Dfor Santa — Send warm wishes filled with the
spirit of Christmas to Coach Pento and his troops
May everyone's Christtvas be filled with love,
peace, and joy Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year! — Damans (Mgr j
Javier - How about dinner before you leave
next semester? — Guess who?
Dear Andre — Christmas is the time to share the
love and joy one has for others May your Chnst
mas Day be filled with love and happiness Hugs
& kisses for you Andre — Love. .Anita
Dear Santa — I'd like to wish the rest of my
friends over in Berkowitz Hall, Marcy,
Sharon, Suzanne, and all the girls over
Cook & Barness who know me a Merry
Christmas! — John Boone
Dear Fee Fee — Much fun and luck with basket
ball this year Have a very Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year
Michele Hensel — My beloved, upon whom
I've rested my love. Each time your heart
beats. I can feel it against mine. Merry
Christmas. Praise the Lord. - Love. G.M.
Esther - Love your smile Merri. Christmas —
Bob
Pam - Thanks for all the fun & good times,
it was a fun semester. - Love, XX
Wait Until Dark
by Dr. James E. Miller
The DVC Players opened their third
season last weekend with three captivat-
ing performances of the modern thriller
Wait Until Dark.
The simple kitchen -darkroom set was
especially suitable for the Student Cen-
ter's limited theatrical facilities, for all of
the off-stage footsteps and creaking stairs
that have been so distracting in other
productions became part of the action
and suspense in this one. The compli-
cated goings-on involve a group of three
paroled criminals searching around the
kitchen for a heroin-stuffed doll; they
find a body instead.
The head hoodlum, played with easy
sleaze and slipperiness by Tim Ireland, is
clearly clever at manipulating his prin-
cipal victim, an equally clever blind lady
played by Carolyn Brodhag. Miss Brod-
hag's energetic performances have be-
come a DVC tradition. To be convincing
in this role she had to attract audience
sympathy from the outset and she did
this by replacing her usual boldness and
confidence with an appropriately pitiable
vulnerability and restraint.
, The theatrical gimmick of this shrewdly
constructed play involves the fact that
the audience watching all the action
could see what is going on while know-
ing at the same time that the heroine
could not. The Friday night audience
responded with enthusiasm to the il-
lusory gimmick and empathized with the
terror in the final scenes, occurring in a
total darkness and putting the blind lady
at a slight advantage over her tormenters.
. The harsh shadows, photographic red
lights, matches lit in the dark, light sneak-
ing in through the crack under the door,
and all the other lighting effects con-
tributed to the suspense. ' '
The supporting cast of cops, hoods,
and a husband, was convincing. Wendy
Unger. playing a bratty twelve-year-old
kid. turned in a notable performance.
Wait Until Dark was adeptly directed
by David Harris. Using total darkness,
then, the DVC Players have once again
brightened the stage.
GLOWATSKI NAMED TO
ALLMAC FOOTBALL TEAM
by Joe Ferry
Dan Glowatski. a senior split end from
Mt. Carmel. Pennsylvania, was named
to the All-Middle Atlantic Conference
football team as selected by conference
coaches.
Glowatski (6-2. 190 pounds) was the
only Aggie selected for the first team. Of-
fensive linemen Joe Rada and John
Mazzola, running back Nick Russo. and
defensive back Joe Cox were named to
the Honorable Mention team.
Glowatski caught 53 passes for 867
yards this year, both single-season
records. He finished his career with 154
catches for 2,645 yards, both career
records.
Glowatski, a Business Administration
major, has been All-MAC for the past
three seasons and All-ECAC for the past
two years. Last season. Glowatski was
an Associated Press Little All-America
selection and a Pizza Hut Division III All-
American choice.
Russo, a senior from Archbishop Ryan
High School, finished the 1984 season
with 692 yards on 197 carries (3.5 aver-
age) and scored seven touchdowns.
Russo, the MAC co-Player of the Year in
1982. finished his career with 2,153
yards, just 158 yards short of Eric
Reynolds' all-time rushing record
(2,311).
Cox, a junior from Milleville High, had
33 first hits, 30 assisted tackles, one in-
terception, a fumble recovery, and two
tipped passes.
Rada, a senior from Middletown
South High, was a three-year starter for
the Aggies. Mazzola, a junior from Triton
Regional, was named to the All-MAC
team for the first time.
And the band plays on . . .
Christmas Concert.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Once again the DVC Players put on a
spectacular performance and also, once
again, no one came to see it! I am so sick
of hearing everyone complain that there
is nothing to do on weekends. During
the three performances, only 92 people
total came to see the show; six of which
were faculty and administrators, at tops
25 were students, and the rest were
relatives and people from Doylestown.
I have heard many complaints about
the price. I realize $2.50 is a lot to ask,
but the club is relatively new and we
must buy a lot of our materials as op-
posed to reusing them. That takes care
of the students. I agree the price was too
high. On the other hand, faculty were
charged a very nominal fee — NOTH-
ING! I'm sure many of the faculty had at
least one of the evenings free.
As actresses and actors, it is very
discouraging to study and rehearse for
two months (every night of the week and
eight hours a day on weekends) and to
walk out on stage on opening night and
have a grand total of 15 people staring
back at us. I don't think people realize
how much time goes into a play, and it
was all for nothing. 1 realize people do
like to get away from the school, and that
includes faculty, but we did give a Thurs-
day night performance.
If members of this college could attend
at least one performance, they may real-
ize that their class isn't the only thing that
is occupying our time. I realize that the
apathy at this school is very bad. with
students as well as faculty, and it isn't
only our club. But I don't want to hear it
again — there is a lot to do on this cam-
pus. Just go out and find it. I also want to
thank the faculty and students who did
come, especially Dr. Miller.
Thanks.
The DVC Players
Drama Club
THREE AGGIES NAMED TO
ECAC ALL-STAR TEAM
by Joe Ferry
Dan Glowatski, Joe Rada. and Brian
Breneman were named to the ECAC
Division III South All-Star team chosen
by the region's 15 coaches.
Glowatski. who was previously named
to the All-Middle Atlantic Conference
team, is a senior split end from Mt.
Carmel, Pennsylvania. Glowatski. who
set single-season and career records for
most receptions and most yards receiv-
ing, has been named All-ECAC for three
straight years. In 1984 Glowatski caught
53 passes for 867 yards. He finished his
career with 154 catches for 2.645 yards.
Rada, a senior from Middletown
South High, was a three-year starter for
the Aggies. He previously had been
named to the All-MAC Honorable Men-
tion team at offensive guard .
Breneman. a junior tight end from
Spring Grove High, enjoyed his best
season as a college player. He caught 35
passes for 526 yards and four touch -
dowjis this past season.
"I'm pleased that the other coaches in
the region saw fit to honor these three
players," said Aggies head coach Al
Wilson. "They certainly worked hard for
their accomplishments during the sea-
son. We'll miss Glowatski and Rada next
year but having a fine player like Brian
Breneman back will make it a smoother
transition."
The Aggies posted a 5-5 record in
1984.
Christmas
Let the Music be Heard!
by ED. Wengryn
On Sunday, December 9, the DVC
Choral and Band put on their annual
Christmas Dinner and Concert. The food
and entertainment were exceptional.
The Choral was the first major per-
former of the night giving a half hour
worth of Christmas carols. The Band fol-
lowed with its production numbers. The
groups should be congratulated for their
excellent performances. If anything was
missing it could be called lack of involve-
ment by students. Thanks to Mrs. Roberts
and Mr. Durner for their time and dedi-
cation in putting together the show and
thanks to Mr. Moyer and M.W. Wood
and staff for an excellent dinner.
Wait Until Dark
Wait Until Dark
by ED. Wengryn
The DVC Players' production of Wait
Until Dark can be called a success. The
story is about a search for a doll contain-
ing two million in drugs (heroin at its
best). The show opens with two ex-cons
played by Bruce Honzicker and Bruce
Baily meeting a man called Mr. Roat,
played by Tim Ireland, the men set up a
scheme to get the doll back from a blind
lady played by Carolyn Brodhag. As the
play progresses and the scheme of the
men goes into action, we meet an in-
quisitive 12-year-old played by Wendy
Unger. It is late in the show that we
discover the little girl was the one who
had the doll as she returns it to the blind
lady. The final encounter between Mr.
Roat and the blind lady sets everyone on
the end of their seats.
The cast and crew did a wonderful job
and should be congratulated. Anyone in-
terested in participating in the spring pro-
duction should contact any of the Drama
Club members; once again, thanks for a
job well done and bringing theatre to
DVC.
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS
by Kathy McNamara
Because of the irresponsibility of quite
a few students, a $25 fine has been im-
posed on all students leaving trays, glas-
ses, plates, utensils, napkins, etc. at
tables in the cafeteria. Any student who
witnesses such lack of manners is urged
to report names to Dean Tasker or Kathy
McNamara.
The mess in the cafeteria can get
cleaned up only by the involvement of
other students. Don't put the respon-
sibility on someone else.
ATTENTION SENIORS:
The last and final retakes of senior por-
traits will be taken on January 17. Sign-
ups will be during registration on January
14. There will be an additional cost of
$5. Sign-up times will be 12 and 4 p.m.
and for evening students from 6-7:30
p.m. Remember, this is your final chance!
Good Luck!
Esther Guenther
Yearbook
Photographi; Editor
New Director of Development
Named at DVC
by Joe Ferry
Penny C. Rubincam has been ap-
pointed Director of Development by Dr.
Joshua Feldstein, President of DVC.
As Director of Development, Mrs.
Rubincam will oversee all of the College's
fund raising efforts as well as the day-to-
day operation of the Alumni Office and
the Public Relations Office.
A nationally-ranked squash player,
Mrs. Rubincam intends to bring the same
competitive instincts she uses on the
court to her new position at DVC.
"I've always been a player. Now I feel
like a coach," commented Mrs. Rubin-
cam. "I think DVC is a winner. This is a
highly-marketable institution with a com-
bination of uniquely appealing qualities
and a deeply-rooted mission."
"We have goals and many potential
'players' — alumni, parents, friends, cor-
porations, and foundations," she added.
"My mission is to develop effective re-
cruitment and to provide the "coaching"
to achieve maximum results for the
College.
Mrs. Rubincam is a graduate of the
Wharton School of the University of
Pennsylvania. A Publications major, she
began her career with the /Veu; York
Times as a staff assistant in the Philadel-
phia Bureau She later worked as an
assistant to a freelance writer and
nationally syndicated columnist in the,
marine field.
Returning to the University of Pennsyl- "
vania. Mrs Rubincam began a long asso-
ciation of over 20 years with the Annual
Giving Office and. more recently, a$
Assistant Director of Alumni Relations.
During that time Mrs. Rubincam served
as chief fund raiser on behalf of a political
candidate for state office and as a consul-
tant to Barnes and Roche, Inc., a Phila-
delphia area firm specializing in develop-
ment advising.
Mrs. Rubincam lives in Wyndmoor.
Pennsylvania with her husband Paul and
their three children, Paul. Lindsay, and
Peter.
1985 SPRING SEMESTER
REGISTRATION SCHEDULE
NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS: This
notice will not be sent with 1984 final fall
semester grades due to grades being for-
warded in a print out mailer. Before leav-
ing for Christmas holidays, make note
when you are to register for 1985 spring
semester courses.
REGISTRATION INSTRUCTIONS:
Register in Student Center. All-Purpose
Room, by first letter of last name. Please
bring clipboard.
MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 1985
Senior Class (1985)
8:00 A.M. R-Z
9:15 A.M. H - Q
10:30 A.M. A - G
Junior Class (1986)
1:15 P.M. R-Z
2:30 P.M. H - Q
3:45 P.M. A-G^
TUESDAY. JANUARY 15, 1985
Sophomore Class (1987)
8:00 A.M. S-Z
9:15 AM I-R
10:30 A.M. A - H
1:00 P.M.: New Transfer students enter-
ing January 1985 and all part-time stu-
dents. Readmissions register with their
class.
2:00 P.M.: All upperclassmen who pre-
registered late or did not preregister.
Freshman Class (1988)
1:30 P.M. R-Z
2:30 P.M. HP
3:30 P.M. AG
NOTE: (1) Class dues will be collected by
class treasurers at the time of registration .
(2) Students failing to register as sched-
uled will be charged a late registration fee
of $25. (3) Classes start Wednesday,
January 16, 1985.
Registrar's Office
Aggie Wrestlers
Split Opener
By Duke Blessing
The Aggie gr^pplers traveled to Dela-
ware State to take on Swarthmore and
Delaware State in a tri-meet.
The team defeated Swarthmore,
28-16. in the opening match but were
defeated in the second match by host
Delaware State, 22-18.
Double winners for the Aggies were:
126: Dan Canale - by forfeit (Swarth-
more), 13-6 decision (Delaware
State).
150: Tracy Snyder - by pin at :44 (S),
10-4 decision (DS).
158: Drew Brophy - 6-3 decision (S),
11-3 decision (DS).
177: Bob Branch - by pin at 1:31 (S). by
pin at 4:43 (DS).
Single winners for the Aggies were
118: Josh Miller -by forfeit (S).
134: Jim Sturm - 8-7 decision (S)
142: Kevin Stout - 10-0 decision (S).'
The loss to Delaware State marked the
first in 39 consecutive matches for the
Aggies. .,.. -..^ ; ■
The team entertains Scranton on
Monday. January 14 at 4 p.m. Come
out and give your support!
Kings Breezes by DVC
88 66
By Duke Blessing
The DVC men's basketball team lost
their third straight game since winning
the tournament and saw their league
record drop to 0-3 (2-3 overall) as Kings
College scored 54 second half points to
defeat the Aggies. 88-66.
Trailing only 34-31 at the half, the Ag-
gies defense was shredded underneath'
in the second half by Chris Feistl's 26
points and Ed Moyer's 19.
Derrick McCarter led the Aggies with
16 points while the Aliquippa Connec-
tion (Dodd Walker and Marvin Emerson)
scored 13 and 12 respectively.
Putting together two consistent halves
has been the problem lately and the team
needs a victory to get back the confi-
dence evident a few weeks ago.
^^IM^'
Drew University Humbles
DVC, 10284
by Duke Blessing
The good news — the Aggies played
Drew University to an 84-84 standstill for
the last 35 minutes of their MAC basket-
ball game last Saturday afternoon.
The bad news — basketball games are
40 minutes long and it was during the in-
itial five minutes where the Aggies lost
the ball game by getting behind Drew
18-0.
Adding up the good news and bad
news comes out to equal a 102-84 loss
ind a 1-4 record in the MAC standings
3-4 overall) .
Dodd Walker scored 22 points to lead
the Aggies in scoring.
The Aggies (3-4, 1-4) are now off until
next semester when they play Ursinus
College in Collegeville on January 8 at 8
p.m. The team then returns home Thurs-
day, January 10 to play Albright College
at 8 p.m.
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL:
1984-1985
by Duke Blessing
The following is an interview .with
Gary Pento, the new head coach of the
DVC women's basketball team.
Q Do you consider yourself as being in
an enviable position as the new head
coach of the DVC women's basketball
team? Since the program has not
been too successful in the past few
years, do you look at this situation ^s
a personal challenge, a spring board
to future endeavors, or is this more
like a take-it-as-it-comes and sec-
what-happens-next-year approach?
A I take it as a personal challenge in that
I am trying to take the girls to a cham-
pionship and turn the program around.
1 have always wanted to be a head
coach and Al Wilson gave me the
break 1 needed. What I am trying to
do is to stay with these girls for four
years and then try to move on from
there. It is a challenge with the intent
on building a winning program and to
better myself in hopes of someday
becoming a major college basketball
coach.
Q What is the difference between coach-
ing women and men? Have your phi-
losophies, both offensively and defen-
sively changed due to the obvious
physical capabilities?
A On defense, I try to have the women
pack it in because you don't have the
height that you do with men . For ex-
ample, in a 2-3 zone, i will not have
my back girl come out, my front girl
will chase, which thus creates better
rebounding. With men, because of
physical advantages, the back man
can come out of position and chase.
There is no real change as far as my
phibsophies are concerned, basket-
ball is basketball .
Q What was the key to winning the
Galludet Tournament?
A The key to winning the tournament
was our desire to bring home a trophy.
On the court, the key was our chang-
ing up of defenses, from man-to-man
to a full-court press to the 2-3 zone. I
thought Galludet was the best team in
the tournament. They had just lost to
Wagner by two points. Our philosophy
was to go out and play hard, play with
intensity and bring the trophy back.
Q With so many freshmen on the team,
was it important to explain to the girls
that the past misfortunes of the team
were just that, in the past, or did you
sit down anyway and talk things out
about the program and where it was
and could be?
A We looked at last year as being over
and done with, but we looked at the
0-19 record as something on which
we could improve greatly upon. We
have a lot of good freshmen, some
were captain of their high school
team. Mary Jo Bush averaged 25
points a game, was captain and made
the All- Johnstown team. Aimee
Trunell was All-Catholic and aver-
aged about 17 points a game. Doris
McNeill was All-Hammonton County
and scord 958 points in her career. I
did not really know until we took the
court just what we had. We are still far
away from being real good. There are
still a lot of fundamental things that we
are doing wrong.
Q What are your team goals going into
this season?
A To take the girls to the MAC's for the
first time, make the playoffs, and have
a solid winning record . 1 want the girls
to have a good time, basketball should
not be a chore, but I want to win. 1
told some people we were going to
win the Galludet Tournament and br-
ing back a trophy — and we did. Kim
Frey and Michele Heffner have a killer
instinct in them which is extending to
everyone else because they have lost
in the past and see the opportunity to
win.
Q Finally, give me a little background
about the players on your team — the
starters, bench, etc.
A You can actually say we have seven
starters in Aimee Trunell, Michele
Heffner, and Doris McNeill at guard.
Mary Jo Bush, Darcell Estep, and
Marcey Carroll at the forward position
and Kim Frey at center. Lisa Long
comes off the bench as a defen-
sive stopper. Anita Willis and Etta
Smith can come off the bench and
play guard. At the forward spot, we
can send in JoAnna Toenniesen,
Melanie Cassidy, and Grace Kasprzak.
I am having a tough time dividing up
playing time because everybody can
play.
AGGIE WOMEN PUSH
IT TO FIVE IN A ROW
by Duke Blessing
The DVC women's basketball team
upped their record to 5-0 with an 80-71
victory over Upsala College. The game
was the opener on the Middle Atlantic
Conference schedule.
The Aggies went into halftime trailing
35-32, but came out shooting in the sec-
ond half, scoring 48 second half points to
seal the victory.
Kim Frey led all scorers with 24 points.
Darcell Estep threw in 19 points and
Marcey Carroll chipped in with 15
points.
WOMEN HOOPSTERS STILL
UNDEFEATED AFTER SIX
by Duke Blessing
Six games — six wins and no losses!
The DVC women's basketball team de-
feated Drew University, 74-58. to raise
their record to 6-0 (2-0 in the MAC).
With the win, Coach Gary Pento and
his troops have already recorded more
victories this season than in the previous
two years combined.
Marcey Carroll led the Aggies with 14
points, 10 rebounds, and five blocked
shots. Michele Heffner and Aimee
Trunell scored 12 points a piece and
Mary Jo Bush (back after an ankle injury)
collected 10 points. Darcell Estep was
the Aggies' leading rebounder, pulling
down 12 boards.
The team resumes its season next
semester with two home games: Satur-
day, January 12 vs. Allentown and
Tuesday, January 15 vs. Kings. Both
games are scheduled to start at 6 p.m.
PHILADELPHIA:
The Cit}; of Champions!
by Duke Blessing
It is in the statistics and standings.
Each year, Philadelphia has either the
highest or next to highest winning per-
centage in its combined records of sports
teams. It has been this way for almost a
decade and things look as if they are get-
ting even better for many more years to
come!
Out of the cities which field teams in
both hockey and basketball, here is a
breakdown on how this year's winter
race stands:
W L T PCT.
Philadelphia 33 8 5 805
Boston 28 14 3 .667
Washington 26 16 5 .619
Los Angeles 26 19 5 .577
Chicago 24 21 3 .533
Detroit 20 24 3 .454
New York 18 28 3 .391
New Jersey 15 27 3 .357
Oh well, another year on top! By the
way, Philadelphia's Eagles 27 - Boston's
(New England) Patriots 17.
Have a nice holiday everybody — we
Philadelphia fans surely will!
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Aggie Track Team Shines
At Lehigh Open
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies men's track team opened
the 1984-1985 indoor track season with
a solid showing at the Lehigh Open as
the team brought home a gold medal
and a new school record.
Brandon Newell (fellow C.B. East
grad) earned a gold for the Aggies as he
hit 47-3 in the triple-jump. Newell was
runner-up in the nation last year. In just
the first mgct of the season, Newell let-
tered the NCAA qualifying standard with
his jump.
Newell, the "sky and flight king," also
took third place in the long jump with a
22-6. Pennridge graduate Dave Bradley
placed sixth with a 20-1V4.
In other field events. Chris Buckley
placed fourth in the high jump at 6-6.
John Stella also placed fourth, in the
shot, with a throw of 45-8 V2. Carl Tarab-
bio got fifth place at 43-4^/4 and Steve
Liller placed ninth with a heave of
42-3V2.
Stella got an Aggie school record
(breaking his own) in the 35-pound
weight throw with a toss of 43-9V2.
In the track events, Chip Zerr finished,
ninth in the 600 with a time of 1:15.3.
Rob Benner ran a 4:37.99 mile and
Ken McDaid (another East grad) finished
ninth in the two-mile with a 9:46.52.
In the half-mile Chuck Cooper ran a
2:04.2, Al Krouse and Rob Benner ran a
2:05.3 and 2:07.6, respectively.
In the quarter, Al Benner placed fif-
teenth with a 52 8.
This was the only meet of the semester
for the Aggies and they will be off until
January 18, 1985.
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Editors-in -Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
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Advertising Duke Blessing
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"See news In the making,
ivrite P.O. Box 988."
Dear Moose — Hope Santa brings i>ou a tropical
stocking full of pina coladas and And\; Have a
Merry Christmas' Op' Op! — Linda & Joanne
Dear Santa - Please bring Diane B. the
perfect someone so she can know the Joys
of lifett
Mrs. IV. — Hope your vacation is good Thanks
for all the goodies — Your girls
To the Ox - Thanks for the great warm
l>ody. You're such a teddy bear! — Cold
Hands
Dear Sharon — Have a very Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year May your holiday season be a
great cheer and as the new year rolls in there's
nothing more fun than the joining of two hearts
when they meet as one — From Brian with love
Dear Doilce — I know things were not
perfect in the past but I guarantee they will
be in the future! - Love. Leonard
Goober — You're the best! Rerr\ember Uno's,
South St.. mischievousness. dancing & singing
sessions No one can ever take those good times
away — Luv ya lots. Chuck
Dear Edson — Thanks for making my
semester the greatest. Yo man • No more
NIPCHEE CRACKERS! Merry. Merry
X MAS. - I LOVE YOU ALWAYS. Michele
Dave — You make every day so special Your
smile warms me up. I'll love you forever. We'll
have the best Christmas ever together — Love,
Terry
To a Biff Bro - You are quite festive! Speak-
ing of inactive people! It's your turn to make
a move!
To all the guys on the basketball team — Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good luck in
the new year — Sunshine
I'm wishing yet another friend Happy Holi-
days from her dearest friend. Merry Christ-
mas SUNSHINE - John Boone
Dear Santa — Please give John & Sonny (from
Animal House) a new basketball coach That's
much better than giving them their two front teeth
— Merry Christmas guys!!
Dear Santa — Please give us the strength to
• .survive another semester with Cindy's funky
roommate, and give her the idea that taking
a shower would be great! Merry Christmas!
Vol — It's time to save money and water. Start
washing your underwear and socks together with
the rest of your laundry — Paul, John. Pat, Ti$h,
Chris & others
To my one and only — Santa doesn't have to
come at all this year. I have the best present
I could ever get. you! ILY — Schlep
Dave — Thanks for being such a great friend. I'll
never forget you — Love. Parakeet
To Robin, MoJ, Tess. Sue. Kate. Sandy,
Ginny. & Judy — Merry Christmas gang.
Look out 1985 here we come. — The Miss-
ing Link
Dear Santa — Please make Hugh's name fit for
the sake of his future generation If that's impossi-
ble, wish him a Happy Holiday — Love. Richard
M. Nixon
Dear Santa — Please bring Tessie her very
own ball-point banana. And Tess, have a
good Christmas, it's our last one. let's make
the most of it and of next semester. Holy
mistletoe. Batman! - Love ya. Batman.
Gumby, Mojie. etc.
To Mike Talman — Your feelings are very real
and you can believe in them! The feelings you felt
are called love, be it best friend or something else.
Perhaps it's undecided what it is. Let's talk again
soon'
Dear Anne & Robin — May you have a great
Christmas and a "Wild" New Year. Next
semester will be our best one yet. — Love,
the GRE whiz kid (loser right!)
Dear Anthony & Jeff — Hope Santa fills your
stockings with the most perverted obfects he can
find! Have a Merry Christmas' — Linda & Joanne
Coach Les — May Christmas bring you a
computer to break into the school's grades
and make your players eligible. — W.S.
Dave — Need I tell you again you're a dear
friend? You best write me but leave the knobs
alone! - THE GOOB
Scott — I'll always care for you so don't
make me call you swine anymore. No more
practical Jokes! — Love always. Gwenneth
Carolyn — My face will never be the same you
blind fool! You're terrific! — Love, Sammy
WHCC - Dave. Doug. Gavin, John. Phil. &
Don - 'Let's Go Crazy' - Your RA
Robin — It's been a pleasure rooming with you in
the batcave Holy Zwitterions ust doesn't express
my full bat feelings. Your fellow coped crusader
— Batman
Cindy — We had our ups and downs but let's
keep only the ups! I'll miss our talks and
drinks. - Love ya, Gwennie
Merry Christmas to Lisa. Stoff. Robir), Anne. Sue.
Kate. Erika. Brooke, Esty. Sandy (Grincher), &
Donna — Tess
Dear Santa — Please bring the Reverend a
blow-up Dolly Parton doll so he can start
abusing her instead of me!!
Dear Santa — Please bring Neil a choking victim.
He's dying to straddle & thrust Any volunteers
out there^ — Love. Guess Who?
Dear Santa — Thank you for the best early
Christmas gift ever. My deer hunter! I could
not have made it without his love and sup-
port. I LOVE YOU. Deer Hunter! - Dawn
The (N J.) Italian — Hope there s a wee bit of
snow this Christmas, if not. it won't be ruined I
love you and want to be with you as much as I
can - The (N J ) Irish (former NY )
MJT — Let's bring in the New Year together
this time. My house or yours? Either way it
will be great Just to share it with you. — KTD
Little Silver, Merry Christmas' Happy hunting!
Sav "hi" to Mom for me Visit as soon as possible
I'll miss you very much' — Morristown
Cindy. Scott. Lee. Terri. Dave, etc. - Have
a great vacation. See you next year! - Karen
Dear Santa — Please show Pat how life is sup
posed to be lived He s doing it all wrong'
Daughter - Sorry you're leaving us next
semester. It's been fun. Don't forget to visit.
Merry Christmas and be good! — Mom
To the old Berk 1 1 9 gang — Even if we haven't all
stayed together we still have the memories! I'll
miss you all! ~ Gwen
John - You're a great and wild dancer! -
Signed. An anonymous admirer (and another
wild dancer)
Pat — Get rid of her, she s tacky!
Lee — You're never around to answer the
phone anymore! Let's go to Rocky Honor
one night! Good luck. — Gwennie the Pooh
Karen — The telephone is ringing, is that my
mother on the phone Not 72 but 84! We are
scum! — Daughter of yours
To Vem. Moivt. Jim. Stainless Steele.
Deke. Blaine. Paul. Alaquippa. Messy. Luv,
Park. Big "G." Heissy. Brian, Smooth, E,
Noodle, Ba-Ba. Dink, Killer. Psycho -
Merry Christmas!
Dear Sue & Kate — Have a great holiday Hey
Sue, did you finish your typing yet? Knock your-
selves out. — Love yas, Moj
Nancy - She came from Planet Clair with a
Rebel Yell on Sunday Bloody Sunday. So
lonely. I think I'm turning Japanese. —
Gwen
To Joe Risi — Don't worry Ris. you'll get over her.
Yellow jeeps are easy to find Merry Christmas
(no hard feelings) if so, forget it! — Santa and his
elfs
Dear Santa - All I want for Christmas is . . .
well . . . you should know, any extras are
deeply appreciated.
To Big Joey R - You're the biggest craziest guy
we know, go get'um big guy — Your secret fans
of Work 2nd
Michele — Have a great holiday and remem-
ber. 1985 is our year! When the bear is gone
we will party forever. — Friends forever.
Steph
Marcey — Have a good holiday! Second semester
will be great I promise! — Your second room-
mate. Steph
Coach Al - Living in the city Just ain't
where it's at! Merry Christmas and a happy
recruiting year! — T-Bell
Mary Jo — Don't eat too much over Christmas or
you'll really regret it! I want a baby boy! — The
Stork
To Ubby — Remember you're not strong
enough to handle him up high. Good luck
on your bet. you'll need it. — Marge
To Bruce Sweda — Brunetts *J and Blondes "2.
Heather Thomas isn't that great. — Pete Mills
Lester — Merry Christmas to a guy who
yearly takes a licking but keeps on ticking!
— Timex
Marcey — Have a good X- mas What a fun room-
mate - oh boy' Don't eat too many POP TARTS!
— Love. Michele
Mag IC & Stick — I want a real room.
Monique — Who was better: J B . J A.. DT ,
R C . BB . or D H All in one semester. — Santa
S.F. — Keep your fins up and head upstream
- J.C. J.W.
To Chris Frazer — Wish / could be part of your
harem! The guys of Work 2nd — You know who!
Who's Who — Merry Christmas to all fellow
Who's Who nominees. We are the greatest!
— I'm me
To John A — You're the nicest and greatest guy
in the world, don't ever change You're the best
Merry Christmas — The girls of DVC
L.E.B. — When I am right and you are wrong
1 begin to learn how you think. Because I
know what it is to be wrong. Understand. I
am never more wrong than when I am right.
- E.D.W.
Wendy. Rose. Sue. Polly. Lisa, Leslie. Jeanie,
June. Anita. Cherrie, T J , Cheryl. & Vicky —
Merry Christmas! May you get what you deserve!
- Mr W
Ek. eeek, ekk. ekk. ekkk. eek - Helen,
have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Year. Keep the cat. I've got Sue. — Eek
Stephanie — God. what a semester' Are we still-
living? I have to buy a new BEAR TRAP' BOTANY
FOREVER' — Love and Merry X-mas. Michele
Les Lombardi — May the Christmas season
bring you enough 2.0 G.P.A.'s to finish out
the string. Merry Christmas! - Swordfish
Take a look at the punks on the run from all the
Ministers, collecting for the criminals Watch out
for those vans Gwen — Nancy
Gwennette — Australia is the most impor-
tant thing next to not terrifying the sponge
pudding. Let's see Amadeus for the 3rd
time. We are the light.
West Hills — Merry Christmas to the biggest
bunch of losers this side of the Mississippi! —
Duck -Walk
Goober — You can't leave! Who am I going
to talk to? Please stay. — Cin
Paging one six Beam us up Scotty I hope you
have a Wanamaker's Christmas at twenty percent
off But without the fireworks — N.
Fluffy — Your phone privileges have been
revoked, sorry. Let's hear it for baked taters.
I'll see you Christmas Day in South Jersey.
Hi Viking. - Ginger
To Whit. Pat. Bobbit. Cliff. & Laura - Thanks for
this semester Let's make the next one even bet-
ter Merry Christmas & Happy New Year —
Love, Lance
I — I'm gonna get you yet. Have a Merry
Christmas. — Love, (you know who!)
Budroe — My nose is red, your eyes are blue, it's
Christmas time, and this bear's for you' 1-4-3(7)
Happy Holidays - Love, Guido
Merry Christmas Guido. Smile 1-4-3. Can't
wait to see you in Syracuse. — Bilt
L S .CD . NC KD ,& GT - Merry Christ
mas and have a Great New Year Gwen - the onl^^
redhead, Nancy Casper the Ghost — Love,
Scott
KD. MJ. CD. TS - May this holiday be most
fulfilling to you all. May your spirits be high.
- LS
Gwen - WILDHORT, It's a baby boy! Are you
going to cry like a baby if you don't get any gifts^
- LEE
Scott — Have a nice holiday and tell sister
Sippy to have one too. You only have eight
more years till you're thirty. — Lee
Bon — Shopping, cutting, weekends Have a
good one Always remember we caught the very
end It's been great — One of the naughty three
Enry Igglns - Show & tell, v-ball. it's been
fun. Have a good one. C hi pal C - Miss
Doolittle
Dave — No more coughing, quarter's, southern
comfort & ice tea Have a good one - Chris
Grace — Sleepovers, froggy, Fred & Albert,
lasagna. woo-hoo, Halloween. Homecom-
ing, more to come. Have a good one. —
Your neighbor
Jen - No snorer's allowed. I will never . again!
History, pro's & con's, remember we caught the
very end! - Chris
S.L. - To my one and only, keep having fun
with the pig-wiggies, etc. •- Love you
always. S.
To the Mouse Busters, those two girls downstairs
that run that nightly service, and my roomie.
Cheery Morning. Evening, and Night Merry
Christmas, thanx for everything — JG
Brenda B. — To the cutest, most adorable,
sweetest girl that I have never met. I'll get
ya. Merry Christmas! - Knute Rockne
Beans & Terry — You've been such good friends
Santa will give you everything you want Merry
Christmas — Drew
Goob — Mel left a message, something
about seeing you next August in Sydney.
Can you make it? - Signed, a cobber
Carole, Kim, Doreen — Merry Xmas and Happy
New Year This time you can borrow plant science
tests — Love. Lance
Merry X-mas everyone from the corna.
wheatsa, oatsa kid. — Bilt
GWEN — Good luck in the future, you're one in a
billion. — Love, Scott
Nancy — The weather outside looks pretty
newsable. Enjoy your holiday and don't
worry about Bacillary disentary. - LEE
Gwenette - Well look at them! What^^ NO!!
mm. hmh? What is that?'^ Ham bones — Stella
Karen & Sue — Hope you both have a Merry
Christmas. Kare - no more production! Yah!
Don't ride too much! — Love. Cher
June — Thanks for a great semester Hope you
have a Merry Mistletoe time with Fred! Have a
Merry Christmas — Love, your roomie
SN. PE. SJ. RK. MH. CL. JM. JG. & WV or
anyone else! — Did you survive? 1 don't
know if 1 did! Happy New Year. - EDW.
Stoffa & Lisa — This may be our last Christmas
together at DVC but I doubt it will be the last one
altogether Have a fantastic holiday — Love yas.
Moj
Hey Sexy — It's one year "plus" now. and
each day I love you more! You're very special
to me and that will never change. — KTD
Chrissie C — You're a great lab partner This
year is so much easier with you Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year — Love. Andrew
John - Have a FESTIVE holiday. I'm glad
we became friends. Pat — Enjoy your holi-
day. Pay your bills. — LEE
Dear Don — Thanks for the 9 months They've
been the best of my life! Here's to many, many
more — Love always. Amy
Coach(es) — Merry Christmas. Have a good
one. Thanks for the memories. — From
someone who shouldn't be writing.
Jen and Alex — You guys are bad, but I love it.
Remember, Santa only brings gifts to good girls.
So be good, at being bad' - Love. Annette
Bob C. — Thanks for putting up with me
this semester. You're really a nice guy
underneath after all (sometimes) only kid-
ding! — Merry Xmas. Spammy
To Polly. Bilt. Bodes, Steck. Berg. Don. Skip.
K.C . Troll, Bo, John. Clancy. Taz. Dave, and all
my friends - Merry Xmas and Happy New Year
— Lance
Bruce Sweda — Thanks for making my life
so special by making me a part of yours.
Merry X-mas. l.L.Y.A. — Pam
Meet. Karen, Jeannie & Les — Hey guys, hope
you have the merriest holiday. Guess what's com-
ing up next semester^ Diets too! Can't wait! —
Love. Cher
Betsy — Thanks for being a friend! Merry
Xmas & Happy New Year. — Pam
W H C C - Merry Christmas to the drabbiest
and sloppiest guys in the world I love you just the
same' SLICKSTER
From one Pinball to another. Merry Christ-
mas honey. — Signed. XX
Twmk — Have a Merry Christmas' S J
LOOK GINGER! Merry Christmas and Blah-
Blah-Blah! L.J.
Nate - Thanks for the notes on my door I'm
looking forward to the "date" too' Merry Xmas! —
Alex
Merry Christmas to Mikey J., Kim Alter.
Karen Doyle. Ken V.M., Dave Handler. Terry
Sanderson. Bobert. Glen. Scott, Ed. and
everyone else. — Nancy K.
To John Biley — DVC's newest social butterfly
(why don't you shutup in class for once) Merry
Christmas - Your teachers & fellow students
Corn God - May your Christmas be filled
with a new paint job! — The Terminator
To Annette Z — You're all talk, no action (When
are we going out on our date?) ~ (Johns)2
Jeff — It's been a great semester except for
the 4 o'clock talks. Keep whaln'. Merry
Christmas brother. — Bob
To Theresa. Robin, Grace. & Lmda — Don't flat
ter yourself, you're not that great Merry Christ
mas No hold it, let me write it - Admirers
Greg - Have a Merry Christmas! Even
though we can't be together. I'll be thinking
of you and my heari will be with you. —
Forever, Cindy
Tommy (Brooke. Dr. J., Harry. Marc Ivaroni,
Look-ALike. Vulcan) Z. You look marvelous.
simply marvelous — Harry Twiddle
Barb — Merry Christmas Peeper. I hope you
and Gary have a good one. — Cindy
Tana. Eva. Kelly. Kelly - You are all RUDE, but I
guess that's why you fit in so well with the rest of
us RUDE wenches! Merry Christmas! — Love. WF
Lee-Roy — The phone is still ringing. It
takes a lot of guts to be a Chem. major and
even more to admit it.
Bonnie — Thanks for listening. Merry Xmas and
Happy New Year. — Pam
Dear Rug - You're the greatest! What did
you do to deserve me? — Love, Cud
T.J , Chris, Terri — How ya do how ya do?
How ya do ■ how ya do? — Quite sincerely,
Fieldsy
Box 616 - To the girl who thinks that
farmers do it better, it's a shame that your
life is so sheltered. — Notre Dame bound
Dearest Julio — Cow the hell are ya? Overlook
Hospital. January 2, BE THERE' - Cud
Nancy. STELLA! Australia here we come!
Watch out Mel! Is the baby boy the sponge
tenorizer? 68 guns is our battle cry! AND
THE LAW WON. Can you read it now? Any-
one for New York? Do people say "Well look
at them!" when we dance? I wanna cry like a
baby! Catch ya on the wild side kid! — The
Goob
Nick. I can't believe I spent 25- on you. Con
gratulations you made it out of here Have a very
Merry Christmas You'd better come back and
visit I'll miss you - Love ya. Robin C
Robin and Claudia. Merry Christmas and be
careful — we know what dangerous people
you are. — The T.V. Women
Hey Darren H . his roommate Doug. Buddy S. ,
Becky S.. Theresa, Robin. Sean. Rob. Stan.
Tana, and the rest. Congratulations you finished
Feeds — Another Survivor
Unclaimed freight lives on. (even during the
swelling of creeks and valleys).
Deak. Have o great Christmas. Yeah! Yeah! I
know. I knm-^ you know what's happening. —
Take Care, Nina
Hi Micheal J., Look I finally learned how to
spell your name! Have a nice birthday if you
want. - Ghosty
To all nn C-joke 2 buddies. Julie. PJ. Donna.
Lori. Sue Susan. Good luck, have fun. Merry
Christma'- jnd good bye. - Love you all. Ma chew
To all talk no action. Promises, promises,
so when are you going to go through with it?
— Love, You know who
Trte. Teebi). Linda, Grace. John. Dave. Rob.
and Dan, Have a great Christmas and a fun New
Year — Love ya all, Robin
SR and KS, Why do you have a Christmas.
Robbie, and a s"murph" in your room. What
a happy family. Merry Christmas. — Dino
Leslie and Jeannie. Hope you both have a very
Merry Christmas and a Floppy New Year (I'd bet-
ter get a phone call with good news!) — Karen
Nina. Merry Christmas to a gorgeous hunk
of a giri! Here's to 1985! - Keith Sean
To Mousebuster *] Please be sure not to fall up
(or down) stairs over the vacation Take an eleva-
tor! Who ya gonna call?! — Mousebuster "2
To Chip Zerr. Chris F. is too old for you.
Stick to the high school girls. That's your
style. — Debbie, your high school sweetie
To my bunky. You haven't changed me yet!! Nice
mustache, hope it grows after break' - BS
To MH, Thanks for making this semester
great? Hope it's better next semester! -
Love, BS
Merry Christmas to Ms Wench in 105 and my
roomie "sword face" who hangs up on my friends
— Love. Lisa Martini-face
Kim Walton, Monkey see. Monkey do,
makes a porter out of you. Merry Christmas!
— Bee- Bop
Best Wishes (or a happy and safe holiday to all
Equestrian team members We'll beat Rutgers yet!
— Sincerely. Lisa Martini
To JR. JA, JR. JM, EP. TZ. NR, BS. Don't
worry about what the a__ said
about Work 2nd. You guys are the greatest,
(bar none). Don't ever change. — Cooke,
Berk, Barness. Miller
Teebo. Thanks for alt of the good times You've
changed my life for the better I owe you Mr FCT
I hope you'll enjoy FLORIDA! My promises will
come true — Love always, Robin
To: Lester. Lester, Beffy and Jo. Good luck,
happy holidays, and goodbye. I'll be back to
visit. — Love always. Ma-chew
June and Cherie. Hope your holidays are filled
with joy and not mice. Merry Chr^tmas Who ya
gonna call':' Mousehusters' — Love. Karen
Merry Christmas and thanks to Bob for be-
ing a terrific person and a very special friend
that's always there for me. — Love ya. Lisa
To the South Dakota gal. Merry Chrisfmos' Hap
py New Year May you receive all your heart's
desire — Mr Wonderful
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Vol. XVIV. No. 15
Monday. January 28. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
Get psyched
for Hooters!
WELCOME BACK!
According to the New Policy . . .
by Kathy McNamara
For sometime now, students and fac-
ulty alike have know that a positive atti-
tude about campus life has been lacking
It became very apparent this past fall that
questions were surfacing from various
faculty members regarding academics
and how they were being affected by
dormitory life. Also, there was a general
concern among faculty, administration,
and students about the destruction oc-
curring on campus and the inconsiderate
attitude of some students towards others.
In order to help alleviate these prob-
lems. p>ermission was given by President
Joshua Feldstein to have an ad hoc com-
mittee composed of both faculty and
students to study the existing social
atmosphere.
This committee was responsible for
making recommendations that could
possibly improve many of the problems
around campus. During the course of
research, the present student handbook
was studied to determine whether the
existing policies were satisfactory and. if
not. how they could be positively modi-
fied. Faculty and student committees
met separately, then jointly and present-
ed a list of recommendations to Presi-
dent Feldstein. These recommendations
addressed, in particular, the fact that stu-
dents of the College need to get to know
one another. This will, hopefully, create
an atmosphere of mutual respect.
The recommendations begin with
statements on students' rights and res-
ponsibilities. A major point is that res-
ponsibility for one's actions is placed
squarely on the individual.
A quiet-hour policy was developed to
enhance and improve dormitory condi-
tions to make the dorms conducive for
studying.
Caesar's Pub was permanently estab-
lished as a place where students can go
to relax and enjoy each other's com-
pany. Because of the small size of this
campus and the close interaction be-
tween teachers and students, Caesar's
Pub was also established to enhance
faculty and student relationships.
The College's policy on registered par-
ties was changed to encourage organiza-
tions to sponsor such events and to en-
courage resident students to remain on
campus during weekends.
In summary, the aim of the new social
policies is to create a serious atmosphere
during the week to encourage academic
excellence and a relaxed atmosphere to
encourage weekend activities.
Individual dorms were given the op-
portunity to establish reasonable social
policies and an individual's room is
recognized as his/her "home away from
home" as long as others' rights were
respected.
A social board, comprised equally of
students and faculty, was established to
help implement the new policies and
serve as the court for specified disciplin-
ary action should there be violations.
With everyone doing his or her fair
share, there is no doubt that DVC will
develop the happy campus atmosphere
that it should have.
Media Center Opens
by E.D. Wengryn
Eisner Hall, that little white building
behind the cafeteria, now is the home of
the DVC Media Center. Big deal, right?
You bet! For seniors who want slides for
seminars this is the place to get them
done. But it's not only for pictures; all
movie and slide equipment is to be lent
from there. The Kroy label maker and
Drymount laminator are also there. But
most important for those taking history,
this is the place to see those Vietnam
movies (when they get there) on the
VCR.
Currently no night hours are set. as
Mrs. Davidson is the only real staff mem-
ber, and she needs help if she is to serve
everyone. For now the hours are 8a.m.
to 4 p.m. daily and 12 noon to 5 p.m
on Sundays. When more student aides
are hired, the hours will expand; till then,
stop by and say hello and see what the
Media Center has for you.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
We would like to thank all those who
helped out with our first registered Video
Dance We couldn't have done it without
you. It was a total success! A special
thanks to Mr Decker for all his coopera-
tion and to Carol Weibley for all her help
and suggestions.
Things are off to a good start and in
order to make the "new policy " work it's
going to take all of us.
Thanks again everyone!!
Sue Richart
Student Government President
Greg Stapleton
Caesar's Pub Manager
REGISTERED
VIDEO DANCE?
by Rosemary Kluth
The New Year's Video Dance. Friday
the 18th. was terrific. We have to hand it
to Student Government for sponsoring
the first registered in the APR (it's about
time) . The atmosphere was great — with
tables and lights. The video's were the
best and the music was danceable.
I'm sure that I'm not the only one
looking forward to the next one. No one
should have missed it. Thanks again and
good going Student Government.
Floral Society
by Rosemary Kluth
The Floral Society is back in action
and better than ever! Meetings will be
tentatively held on every other Tuesday
night at 7 p.m. in Greenhouse IV. Our
next meeting will be Tuesday. Feb. 5th.
We will be planning for A-Day. our next
party, and more
Get Your HOOTERS
Tickets Now!
Hooters tickets are on sale at Mr
Tasker's office in the Student Center.
The price of the tickets are $4 for stu-
dents and $6 for non -students. Stu-
dents must show ID at the door Get
your tickets now for the February 8th
concert. The doors will open at 7
p.m and the concert will start at 8
p.m.
A reminder to students that Caesar's
is showing movies. Keep an eye out
for signs of which movies will be
played There's a food special every
night
Caesar's Pub
by ED. Wengryn
Del Val '85, enter the twilight zone.
Never before have student initiated ideas
taken off so fast. The demand for a place
to go on campus is quickly being met.
Last year we all enjoyed a new ele-
ment on campus, the non-alcoholic night
spot called Caesar's Pub. Many were
astonished to see the change in the emp-
ty void called the Snack Bar. The lights
were cut, the walls decorated (along with
the rest of the room), and the people
poured in. Many said that once the initial
novelty wore off that the people would
stop coming. Not so, the fire that started
on those nights still burns, and now hot-
ter than ever.
A few dedicated students spent some-
time over winter break working with
Coach Wilson and others on bringing
some permanent features to DVC's
Snack Bar. The biggest is the name
Caesar's Pub. The Snack Bar will under-
go some permanent face lifting changes
that will bring warmth and comfort to the
barren space in the Student Center.
These changes include a juke box. not
to mention the wide screen TV to be
placed in the far (till now useless) corner
of Caesar's. This TV will be used to show
video movies on special nights and it will
also receive a cable hookup.
Other upcoming changes include the
building of barn siding planters to be
placed between the pillars, and the con-
tinuation of the barn siding to cover the
bare wall on the left. This area will even-
tually be finished off with booths. The
Caesar's staff will run specialty nights
such as the recent milkshake and brownie
night. These nights will run from 10 p.m.
to 12:30 a.m. and will happen fairly
often with sjsecial movies or sporting
events.
But with all of these changes, the crea-
tors of the new Caesar's did not forget
what made it famous. They will still have
dances and special celebrations like a
Valentine's Day Caesar's, a Spring has
Sprung Caesar's, and hopefully a Ha-
waiian Night at Caesar's. It is the hope of
the new Caesar's creators that the pub
will become the place to be when you
can no longer stand the new quiet hour
rules in your dorm. So when the rules
get you down, don't strangle your room-
mate, head to Caesar's where something
is always happening.
Thank You!
from Sarah W. Fell
American Red Cross
The gift of blood is the gift of life it-
self, the ultimate sharing of oneself with
another human being.
On behalf of the recipients of this uni-
que gift, we wish to express our appreci-
ation to those donors who participated in
the November 28th bloodmobile held at
DVC. Because of them, we are abl^ to
provide the area hospitals with much
needed blood.
A special thanks to Mrs Cornell for
her interest and support of the Blood
Service Program. We hope for your con-
tinual cooperation.
Ann Marie Neri. Anthony Picozzi. and
Lance Forstar all received one gallon
pins Robert Tasker received a two
gallon pin. DVC had 184 donors. 19
deferred and gave 165 pints of bicxxl.
The next bloodmobile will be held on
April 3. 1985.
ETHIOPIAN RELIEF FUND
Delaware Valley College through the
Inter-club Council, the Newman Club,
and the Christian Fellowship group be-
gan a fund drive before Christmas. This
will continue at least through January.
Any cash or checks may be given to Terry
Somerville at the Public Relations Office
in Lasker Hall. Checks should be made
out to: Interaction: Ethiopian Fund.
Interaction is a broadly based associa-
tion of 121 American private and volun-
tary organizations joined together for the
common good of mankind. It includes
such organizations as: Catholic Relief
Services, CARE. Lutheran World Relief,
U.S. Committee for UNfCEF, Africare.
Church World Service, Mennonite Cen-
tral Committee. American Jewish Joint
Distribution Committee, Grassroots In-
ternational. American Friends Service
Committee, and Save the Children
Federation .
Response so far at DVC has been
poor. It would be wonderful if everyone
on this campus wi>uld make a donation
sometime during the next month or two.
Your donation, no matter how small,
may help save a life.
Sincerely.
Mr. Benner
OH. Department
A Fairy Tale Come True
Once upon a time, where the Aggies
roamed free, there was a small but quaint
college. The Aggies returning from a
much-needed vacation were busily un-
packing their new Christmas clothes.
With determination and courage, one
by one. the Aggies made their way to the
All-Purpose Room in search of their
schedule. Some were fortunate to pass
through quickly, while other became a
permanent wall hanging never to return
to the land of the living.
Once the shock of their new schedules
passed, the Aggies were greeted with
some new laws. They learned that the
snack bar is now Caesar's Pub all week
long. Caesar's will have movies running
during the week and a juke box to listen
to while eating the Caesar's specials The
Aggies learned that Caesar's will be a
great place to hang out during quiet
hours if they feel a need to blow off
steam .
For most of the Aggies, a glimmer of
hope of a new semester, now filled many
smiles, for the semester held for them
■nany new social activities and registered
par*'es. So. in the land where the Aggies
roamed free, there was never a boring
moment at the small but quaint college.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Impressivel
by Tim Ireland
On Friday, Jan. 18th, DVC's Men's
Track Team journeyed to the University
of Delaware to compete against Dela-
ware, Drexel. and LaSalle. Although the
Aggies placed fourth overall, they did
score 28 points and racked up four first
place finishes in individual events. Bran-
don Newell, a man we've heard a lot
about in the past, tallied two of the four
firsts. Brandon placed first in the long
jump (21 ' 10^/4 ") and in the triple jump
(48 '8", his personal best indoors). Also
placing first was weight man Jim Bauzon
in the 351b. wt. throw (44' 3". new
school record) and sprinter Al Benner
who ran 51.00 seconds in the open 400
m. for another school indoor record.
When reading about Benner, be sure
to check the first name because a new
Aggie is Rob Benner. Al's younger
brother who ran 2:02 in the 800 m. on
Friday. Rob will also be competing in the
3000 m. steeplechase in the spring.
Other freshmen joining the Aggies are
Sean diver (100 m. 200 m, 4 x 100
m.). Wan-en Kruse (10.000 m). Steve
Liller (shotput). Steve Meyer (1.500.
5.000), Dave Bradley (LJ. TJ. 4 x 400
m. 400 IH). Mike Kilker. and Carl Trab-
bio (shotput).
Steve Caffey joined Brandon in the tri-
ple jump placing third (42 ' 2V2"). In the
shotput. Jim Bauzon took third (45' 8")
followed by Steve Liller. fifth (43 ' 3V4 ") .
Edson Barret placed fourth in the 55 m.
dash (6.46 sec.) and Al Krouse placed
second in the 1.500 m. (4:03.7).
The Aggies were impressive. They
scored 28 points against big name
schools in their first meet after a layoff of
nearly six weeks. Also, they did so with-
out the efforts of Chip Zerr. John Stella,
and Chris Buckley, who were unable to
compete for various reasons.
The Aggies are looking forward to a
great year. So. keep your eyes peeled
because this is just the beginning!
Anyone interested in joining the Ag-
gies track team, men or women's, the
spring season officially starts on Feb. 1st.
Practice is at 4:15 daily at James Work
Memorial Stadium. Anyone interested in
joining must attend practice everyday
from that point on. Good luck Aggies!
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AGRICULTURE - FOIESTRY
NUTRITION - EDUCATION
Seniors contact the
Placefnent Office now
for Applications and
Interview Appointments
Applications will be
accepted by recruiters
on Campus January 28-29
during Interviews
OPEN TO ALL.
Films, Information and
Discussion
WITH RETURNED PEACE
CORPS VOLUNTEERS
January 28 at 4 PM at
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Men's Hoop Team
Wins Five in a Rowl
By Duke Blessing
Coach Les Lombardi's team trudged
into the Christmas break with a 3-4
record. He came back after the break
and reloaded his gun with 1 1 freshrtien.
Going into the second half of the sea-
son with literally no years experience
on the playing roster, the Aggies faced a
tough road ahead in playing much more
experienced teams.
A funny thing happened to the kiddie
corps — they won ap incredible five in a
row!
GAME 1; DVC 83. URSINUS 71
Aggies even record at 4-4. Dodd
Walker scored 27 points and pulled
down seven rebounds. John Boone and
Derrick McCarter scored 14 and 13
respectively, while Eric Ford added
seven points.
The Aggies shot 60 percent from the
floor and 75 percent from the line.
GAME 2: DVC 85. ALBRIGHT 75
For the few people who understand
this meaning, this was the Jim Bender
special. The first Aggie victory in the
school's history over Albright College.
Derrick McCarter hit a shot to tie the
game at 72-72 and send it into overtime.
in the overtime period, the Aggies
scored 10 consecutive points and won
going away 85-75.
Dodd Walker led the Aggies with 27
points and Denrick McCarter scored 16.
Aggies now 5-4 overall, 2-4 league.
GAME 3: DVC 77, ALLENTOWN 72
Three in a row for Coach Lombardi's
team! The Aggies got down by 1 1 points
in the second half but came back to throt-
tle Allentown College.
Dodd Walker led the Aggies with 18
points and nine rebounds. Eric Ford
scored 13 points and dealt nine assists.
GAME 4: DVC 69, MUHLENBERG 64
Aggies win fourth in a row! DVC over-
comes a 14-point deficit to defeat an ex-
perienced Muhlenberg squad.
Eric Ford scored 14 points and had
four steals. Derrick McCarter led the Ag-
gies in scoring with 19 points while Dodd
Walker and John Boone added 12 and
10 respectively.
GAME 5: DVC 84. CATHOLIC 78
Winning streak hits five games! Aggies
overall record at 8-4.
Marvin Emerson had his best overall
game since the season opening tourna-
ment as he scored 18 points and did a
nice defensive job on Catholic's leading
scorer. John Winkler.
Derrick McCarter also had a nice
game as he poured in 16 points.
Coaches Lombardi and Welsh and the
team should be congratulated for this ef-
fort and here's hoping for a good record
the rest of the year!
ANNE BAILEY'S AMERICAN
BRIDE FASHION SHOW & FAIR
February 3 — Student Center
Exhibits — 12-5 p.m.
Show — 12 and 3 p.m.
For tkrkct information see Mrs.
Nelson. Dean of Students Office in
the Student Center.
Aggie Women Drop
Fourth Straight
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball Team has hit
a snag, losing their fourth straight after
seven wins to open the season.
The setback was at the hands of Al-
bright College by the score of 61-54.
DVC was led by freshman Mary Jo
Bush who canned 19 points. Kim Frey
added 10 points in the losing cause.
With the loss, the Aggies record drops
to 7-4 with their league mark falling to
2-3.
Tonight, the girls play St. Elizabeth
College at 7 p.m. in the Work Gym.
Come out and support the team!
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I want to express the appreciation of
the Admissions Office to those students
from Farm 3 and the Dairy Department
for the extra effort shown at the Pa. State
Farm Show. The Farm Show is a very
important time for recruiting and touch-
ing base with alumni in the agriculture
industry as well as livestock and dairy
contests.
Our students received many compli-
ments about their good attitudes and
knowledge about DVC. Well over
750. (XX) people travel through the
week-long event, making it one of the
largest and most important agricultural
expositions in the country. I was very
proud of comments received from alum-
ni, local residents, employers, and even
college representatives from the "other
agricultural college."
I just hope that students realize and
take advantage of the opportunities pre-
sented to them at DVC. We offer a most
unique college setting and atmosphere
that, if used, can make them highly suc-
cessful individuals.
in spite of the days when the dining
hall served mystery meat and cold corn,
(again) and the dorms had only cold
water for a morning shower and all the
other inconveniences that arose, there is
plenty to make you feel proud of being a
DVC Aggie.
Special thanks to Neil Kratzer and
crew for ail their help.
Thanks again,
Jacky Mento
AGGIES DROP A PAIR
OVER WEEKEND
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie men's basketball team took
to the road last weekend and came back
empty handed.
On Friday night the Aggies were
dumped by Susquehanna 99-74. Derrick
McCarter led the way with 17 points
while Dodd "Hometown" Walker and
Marvin Emerson scored 15 and 10
respectively.
The Aggies dropped a tough one to
Juniata on Saturday by the score of
69-61.
Once again. Derrick McCarter led the
way with 22 points. Dodd Walker chip-
ped in with 13 points.
After 14 games Dodd Walker leads
the team in scoring (L5.5) and rebound-
ing (7.1). Derrick McCarter is second in
scoring at 12.7 a game.
With the two losses. DVC drops to 8-6
overall. 2-6 in the league.
The Aggies are at Spring Garden to-
night and travel to Scranton on Wednes-
day for a MAC contest.
Aggie Wrestlers Dump
Scranton, 50-8
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies made their return from its
semester break with a 50-8 victory over
Scranton University.
Winners by pin:
118: Brian Stanley at 5:30
134: Steve Canale at :26
142: Kevin Stout at 2:24
167: DrewBrophy at 3:41
190: Bob Cook at 1:58
Hwt: Steve Rodichok at 3:20
Tom Long drew and Dan Canale and
Tracy Snyder won by forfeit.
This was a very strong showing for the
Aggies after a long Christmas break.
NEW GYM POLICIES
ANNOUNCED
All students using the gymnasiums as
of January 28 must present their ID card
to the work study person on duty upon
entering the lobby of James Work Gym-
nasium. Students will be required to
show their ID card during the following
hours: Mon.-Thurs. 7-10 p.m.. Sat. 1-6
p.m., and Sun. 6-10 p.m.
SUPER BOWL
POOL RESULTS
Mark Mazza won the $20 first prize by
correctly picking the San Francisco 49'ers
over the Miami Dolphins.
The $10 second prize went to John
McLaughlin who picked the 49'ers and
Dolphins to end up in the Super Bowl.
McLaughlin picked the Dolphins but his
total score of 50 points gave him second
place.
Thanks to all the entrants in the contest.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
NEWSFLASH: THE HOOTERS are
coming to DVC on Friday, February 8th
at 8 p.m. The show should be a primo
performance. Tickets are $4 for DVC
students and $6 for the locals (or your
off-campus date!). A word about out-
siders — the tickets are pretty reason-
able, the North Penn kiddies are paying
$10 a head to see the same group this
weekend. If they like the show (which
they will) they are going to want to see.
them again and DVC is close enough for
the locals to be a majority or a sellout.
SO GET YOUR TICKETS SOON!!!
Tickets are available in Mr. Tasker's of-
fice on the second floor of the Student
Center.
This week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Like a V/;rg/n. Madonna
2. / lianf to Know VJhat Love Is.
Foreigner
3. You're the Inspiration. Chicago
4. Eas[; Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
5. Careless Whisper. Wham
6. All I Need. Jack Wagner
7. Run to You. Bryan Adams
8. The Boi^s of Summer. Don Henley
9. Loverboy;. Billy Ocean
10 Do Thev Know it's Christmas. Band
Aid
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Caiifornia Girls. David Lee Roth
2. Neutron Dance. The Pointer Sisters
This week's Country; Top Ten:
1 Fire in the Night. Alabama
2. Years After You. John Conler
3. A Place to Fall Apart. Merle
Haggard
4. Me Against the Night. Crystal Gayle
5. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Skaggs
6. Air]'t She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
7. Make My Life With You. Oak Ridge
Boys
8. One Owner Heart. T.G Sheppard
9. How Blue. Reba McEntire
10 Baby's Got her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
Music Trivia:
The vacation was too short. Here is
this week's music trivia question: What
Motown rhythm and blues duo did the
Blues Brothers base their action on?
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor T Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
IIMfflwsDiRs'Nifallllssf (5®flB(S®s
Vol. XVIV. No. 16
Monday, Fetoiaty 4, 1M5
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do noi necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
Check out
Caesar's!
The 69th Pennsylvania Farm Show
by L.E. Blatt
It was a typical farm show. Snow,
snow, and more snow. The 69th Penn-
sylvania Farm Show opened on Sat.,
Jan. 12, in the midst of precipitation.
Governor Dick Thornburg and Secretary
of Agriculture, Penrose Hallowcll of
Bucks County, were on hand for the
opening address.
Despite all of the outdoor weather ac-
tivity, many of us spent the week at the
Farm Show which ran from Sat., Jan.
12 to Fri., Jan. 18. As I worked at the
PA Rorists Association booth, which was
in the middle of everything, the most
asked question to me was "Where are
the ducks and chickens?" After the Avian
Flu outbreak last year that kept the fowl
from making an appearance at the farm
show, everyone was anxious to see all
the ducks, turkeys, and chickens this
year. These birds were well represented
with everything from Canadian geese to
turkeys, and everyone that I talked to
certainly enjoyed the return of our fine-
feathered friends.
The cattle, horses, and small animals
were another popular attraction. In fact,
while 1 was at the Harrisburg Arena, twin
calves and about six lambs were born, a
sight the children thoroughly enjoyed!
There was also a lot of farm equip-
ment, seed companies, and agricultural
journals represented. On set-up day,
Fri., ail the companies were waxing and
painting their equipment. (Of course, the
machinery never looks better than when
It's at the farm show.)
Many women go to the farm show for
the fine display of homemade clothing,
quilts, other crafts, and canned food.
There were several display rooms of hor-
ticultural and agronomic crops. In these
rooms was everything from beeswax,
honey, and fruit to wheat, barley, and
com.
The entire week was filled with many
demonstrations. There was the showing
of all the animals, sheep-shearing dem-
onstrations, sewing exhibitions, and a
square dancing contest, just to name a
few of the events.
Everyone who visits the farm show
has to have a try at the scrumptious as-
sortment of homemade foods. Breaded
mushrooms, vegetable soup, pork bar-
beques, chocolate shakes, and my
favorite — baked potatoes.
The agricultural educational institu-
tions of Pennsylvania were also well rep-
resented. Penn Stiite had an exhibit
which helped one to learn about the agri-
cultural extensio'n service in each jjarticu-
lar county. Williamsport Area Communi-
ty College was represented by an exhibit
which showed what the school is all
about. Last, but definitely not least, DVC
was represented by Jackie Mento and
the admissions exhibit where there was
an alumni sign-in and DVC balloons and
buttons
Newborns at the 69th Pennsylvania Farm Show.
Photo by Leslie Blatt
1985 Farm Show, Harrisburg, PA
Phc^o bi/ Leslie Blatt
Our dairy and beef herds were well
represented and received various awards.
The dairy herd received the following:
Ayrshlres — 5th place for 2 yr. old
cow; 3rd place for 3 yr. old cow; 1st
place for 4 yr. old cow; 3rd place Ayr-
shire Exhibitor's Herd (this was out of 9
herds) . Brown Swiss — 5th place aged
cow. Holstetn — 10th place Exhibitor's
Herd (this was out of 14 herds) .
The results of beef judging are as fol-
lows: 2nd and 3rd place Polled Hereford
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Best wishes from Ram Pages ' and
good luck this semester. A few changes
have been made with the new year. A
new co-editor has been elected since
Paul Caruso is pursuing his career else-,
where. We have added a new column to
the paper. The Alumni Column will fea-
ture articles from past alumni about life
after DVC. If you are in contact with
alumni, ask him or her to write an article
for the paper. Another new column will
be the Personal Column, featuring per-
sonal advertisements, lost and found,
and romantic notations. If you have any
comments or suggestions, drop a letter in
Box 988.
Thank ^^ou,
Coeditorsin chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
DVC's dairy representatives at the Farm Show, (1 to r) Bob Brudis, Brian Reisher,
Greg Bozdeeh, Arlene Stein, Mr. Jerry Myers, Cindy Donough.
Photo by Leslie Blatt
IN NEXT WEEK'S PAPER
In next week's pap>er look for these
upcoming events:
V.D.
The &1tiBh are Coming
Clash t^ the Titaim
and
The Paraonal ColumnI
Heifers; 16th and 18th place Angus
Heifers. Congrats to the DVC herds!
Since 1 worked for the PA Rorists
Association who places the poinsettias
around the farm show complex, I spent
many late nights in Harrisburg watering
the plants. It seemed to be the only time
that one could walk comfortably around
the complex as the crowds during the
day reached record numbers. It was a
great week and I'm ready for the 70th
Pennsylvania Farm Show in 1986.
THE GLEANER
Make sure you have all your poems,
short stories, pictures, and drawings into
The Gleaner. As always. The Gleaner
needs your help. The deadline is March
1, 1985, and all materials must be in at
that time. So please submit something
in. You can put it in Box 1049.
The Gleaner is also in search of a
cover picture. Anyone interested, con-
tact The Gleaner.
This Week on
Campus
by Jamie Beck
MONDAY. FEBRUARY 4
MOVIE: Clash of the Titans in the APR
WBB (A) vs Kings. 7 p.m.
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 5
Wresthng (H) vs. Eiizabethtown, 7 p.m.
WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 6
WBB (H) vs FDU. 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs FDU. 8 p.m.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7
LECTURE. "Automation and its Effect on
Human Nature" by Dr. Dennis Metrick at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center Music
Room, free.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 8
THE HCXDTERS IN CONCERT in the
Gym, Doors open at 7 p.m. and concert
starts at 8 p m. BE THERE
"Romancing the Stone'
by Kevin Brown
Romancing the Stone is a light-hearted
romantic adventure of a "one of those
days" in the life of Joan Wilder. Joan, a
romance novelist played by Kathleen
Turner, is introduced as a frustrated
woman, bored with reality, bored with
her work, and bored with her cat, known
as Romeo. But as the daily doldrums
were about to end for our victim, sud-
denly her less fortunate sister, whose
husband had just been stabbed to death,
is kidnapped by a precocious 12-year-
old (probably also bored playing with his
friends) who delivers her over to terrible
white-collar thugs who take her to Col-
umbia, a nation in possesion of its own
reputation for relief of boredom.
Joan gets rop)ed into this because of a
treasure map mysteriously mailed to her.
The kidnappers want it. Joan heads off
to Columbia to deliver it, a noble but
frustrated cause. She arrives, takes a
bus, and ends up causing an accident
between the only two vehicles running
within a hundred miles; one of them,
their bus, was heading the wrong way
anyway. The other was a Jeep which
probably wasn't in good condition at all;
she is left helplessly at the scene caught
in a shoot out and then finally alone with
her hero, Jack T. Colton (Michael Doug-
las), who won the shoot out.
T^e heroine exemplifies many strong
qualities, all of them are sadly too
feminine: off on a rescue mission,
unarmed and weighed down. At the first
meeting with the man of her dreams, she
didn't impress him (nor he her) . She was
powered and puffed; he adamant and
aware.
Nothing about her seemed to impress
him. Seeing this helped her boredom a
bit. She had to buy his help, carry her
own unnecessary baggage, and then
Movie Review
by Jamie Beck
Over the holidays, this reviewer scan-
ned two films. The Cotton Club and
Johnn\/ Dangerously.
The first feature we saw that day was
The Cotton Club, which starred that
handsome actor Richard Gere and his
leading lady, Diane Lane. This movie
centers around New York's Cotton Club
during the early 1930's. It's about Dixie
(Gere) Drwyer, who makes his living
playing coronet in a club band. One
night he accidently saves the life of Dutch
Schultz. Afterward his life changes for-
ever. He's thrown into a life of crime and
the underworld. He is hired by the Dutch-
man to be the bodyguard of his mistress
(Lane). This movie, although a bit long,
is interesting to watch if you pay attention.
The second feature of the day was the
comedy Johnnt^ Dangerously starring
Michael Keaton, Marilu Henner, and
many, many others. This movie is a
spoof on the gangster movies set in the
1930's. Whereas. The Cotton Club
could be termed a gangster film.
The movie starts when Johnny Kelly,
alias Johnny Dangerously (Keaton).
turns to the underworld to help pay for
his mother's medical bills. He's known to
his family just as a nightclub owner, they
don't know he's a hood. Johnny's little
brother is on his way up to becoming the
D.A.; he wants to stop crime and stop
Mr. Dangerously. What will happen
when he finds out that the brother who
put him through law school is Johnny
Dangerously? Watch to find out.
I thought that both movies were good.
They are both set in the same time
period and have the same subject, but
that's where the similarity ends. The Cot-
ton Club is a fairly deep melodrama,
while Johnny Dangerously is a fun-filled
comedy. If you enjoy watching movies of
the gangster era, here's your chance to
see either or both movies. They are both
worth the time. If they are not out in your
area, you can wait to watch them on
video tape or on pay TV (like HBO,
Prism, etc.)
' ~ A Woman's Fantasy!
struggle to keep up with him because of
her high-heeled shoes. He did her no
favors, payed her no special respect, nor
did her any harm.
After this, they spend a night in the
fuselage of a downed plane filled with
kilo bags of marijuana. A beautiful
woman, a plane full of pot, and a bottle
of whiskey they found, helped romance
usurp the adventure. Here we see the
real stone; the emerald becomes a sub-
plot. The story is about a woman's fan-
tasy of a man. In reality he is not who she
expected, but during her frustrated dia-
logue of what a real man should be her
bubble is pleasantly burst.
She rattles on while he moves, ignor-
ing her lecture, when as the camera
angle widens we see approaching behind
her a snake, of which she is unaware.
When he finally kills it she is confound-
ed. She realizes a real man knows how
to survive. We realize the real stone is
Jack T. Colton.
He was a man living alone, surrounded
by a forbidding jungle which apparently
he learned to master. His sole ambition
was to sail the world, a task which Joan
empatheticaliy saw as lonely.
Finally his purpose as her guide is
over, the romance and charm seem
gone. He takes her money and is ap-
fjarently ready to leave her behind. But
as romance stories have it, it is not the
case. He surprises her, wines her, dines
her, makes love to her, he becomes her
gem.
The story could have easily been
serious if the characters had been so. But
they were light, taking each twist and
turn with ease, fun, and romance.
The next time you have one of those
days, play along, your wildest dreams
may come true!
SPEAK UP
by Mr. Benner
O.H. Department
There will be an important meeting
next Wed. at 7 p.m. in the Student Cen-
ter here at DVC. Plan to attend and par-
ticipate in this public meeting sponsored
by the P.U.C. (Pennsylvania Utilities
Commission).
The big question to be aired is whether
or not PECO should finish Limerick II
which is only 30% complete at present.
One of the big questions in this contro-
versy is whether or not the P.U.C. in
Harrisburg represents the wishes of the
majority of the people in Pennsylvania or
the wishes of utility companies such as
PECO!
TRIVIA QUESTION
We need the answer to a very impor-
tant question. If anyone knows or has an
idea, we would like to know. What is the
full name of Dr. Quincy in the TV show
"Quincy. M.E." Please reply to Box 988.
Placement Office Interviews
Weeic of February 4
Tuesday, February 5
Medford Leas Retirement Community
and Arboretum
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT ONLY
Juniors and Sophomores only
Individual interviews starting
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Wednesday, February 6
Tru Green Corp
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Thursday, February 7
Parkhurst Farm & Garden Supply
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
PLEASE SIGN UP
IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE.
Student Store - A Jail? Philadelphia Orchestra
Is this familiar — "Please take off your
coat and put it in the coat hole." For
many of us, this is a very familiar sen-
tence that can be heard at the Student
Store.
The Student Store started a new policy
of having the store's patrons take their
coats off. Apparently, the store has been
losing money through stolen goods. This
new policy is supposed to cut down on
the amount of stealing.
For me, a patron who doesn't steal, I
feel very humiliated every time I'm asked
to take my coat off. I feel equally bad for
the employee who has to ask me to take
it off. When I do go to the Student Store,
I usually stay only a few minutes; taking
my coat off is an inconvenience. Also,
there are no hangers to hang my coat
up. I have to put my coat in a hole made
for books.
As a student. 1 feel very embarrased
about the Student Store. We are not kin-
dergartens, we are college students who
should be trusted. If the Student Store is
having problems with stolen goods. I
suggest that the store undergo changes
in personnel and their policies.
I hope in the future, the Student Store
stops treating us like convicts!
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
What is A.D.? And when" is it going to
get here? There have been many letters
written about littering our campus. This is
another one! What purposes do notices
serve if no one knows what they mean!
Anyone who has entered the mail room
has seen the purpose of such notices.
They cover the tiles on the floor! There-
fore, not only were these notices mean-
ingless, they were a waste of paper and
very few of them made it to the trash
can . Not only do I hold the students res-
ponsible but the main responsibility, in
my mind, falls on the shoulders of the
people who put this meaningless notice
in our mailboxes. Trying to build sus-
pense is one thing, but at the expense of
wasting paper and littering our campus. I
hardly think it's worth it. I have not found
anyone who knows what A.D. is. Can
you shed any light on this subject?
«
Tim Ireland
VALENTINES
CARNATION SALE
•
The Floral Society will be selling
flowers for you to send to your loves and
friends (red for love, white for mystery,
and pink for a friend) .
Orders will be taken Feb. 7 and 8 at
dinner. Feb. 11 and 12 at lunch and din-
ner, and Feb. 13 at lunch. Flowers will
be delivered in the evening on Valen-
tine's Day.
Coffeehouse with Steve
by Robert Veneziale
On Tues.. Jan. 22. Steve Coffey en-
tertained hungry and tired DVC students
at the first coffeehouse of the semester.
The coffeehouse was held in the Snack
Bar, now popularly known as Caesar's
Pub. from 11 to 1.
Steve had a large audience during the
lunch hour. His music revived all of us
who had been through a day of classes
and before long we were all "feeling
groovy." As Steve played, many stu-
dents were eating lunch and/or doing
last minute homework. Steve played and
sang so well he had everyone tapping
their feet and singing along. He played
on and we continued to jam on with
him. He sang many popular songs of the
60's, 70's, and 80's, such as: "Blackbird
Singing In the Dead of Night," "I Guess
That's Why They Call it the Blues," "It's
a Wild World," and "Moonshadow." If
you missed Steve, you missed another
great coffeehouse. We hope to see you
at the next one.
Attend Philadelphia Orchestra dress
rehearsals. This is a special opportunity
that shouldn't be missed! Dates are listed
bebw.
Fri., Feb. 1 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Thurs.. Feb. 7 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Thurs., Feb. 28 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Charles Dutoit, Conducting
Thurs, March 21 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Erich Leinsdorf, Conducting
Thurs, April 25 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Fri.. May 3 10:00AM- 12:30PM
Thurs, May 9 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Contact Mrs. R(^rts
Plymouth Meeting Mall's
Landscaping Contest
Plymouth Meeting Mall will host a
Landscaping Contest from March 23rd
through April 12th. Landscapers will be
creating interior displays throughout the
mall. Any landscapers interested in join-
ing the contest, please call 825-9351.
Customers will be invited to vote for their
favorite display and are eligible to win a
$150. (X) contract from one of the land-
scapers. The landscape artists will be
competing for a "Best of Show" award of
$300. (X). based on the number of cus-
tomer votes they receive.
Learnli^ Skills Center
A Learning Skills Center will begin this
month to assist students needing extra
work In math and/or writing. We have
offices on the third floor of Lasker Hall,
where students can receive Individual in-
struction from trained peer tutors or
faculty members. Programs can be de-
signed for those needing sessions several
times a week, as well as for those whose
problems can be solved In a session or
two. Students can come to the center on
their own or may be referred by a faculty
member. Interested students should see
Dr. Heath or Mr. Trembeth for scheduling.
CLUB NEWS
Floral Society
by Rosemary Kluth
The Floral Society would like to an-
nounce that we are available to do floral
designs (arrangements, corsages, etc.)
for special occasions such as dinner
dances. Please contact Rosemary Kluth,
P.O. Box 562.
Lost & Found
3 Calculators
Hand Mirror
Prescription & Sun Glasses
Gloves & Mittens
Assorted Keys
Bracelet
Books
35 mm Film
Thermos
Scarf
Umbrella
2 Sweatshirts
Camera Case
See Mrs. Nelson
The original coffeehouse.
Photo by R(^Tt Veneaple
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Intramural Sports
If anybody wants their intramural team
scores in the paper, put any information
in Box 988 or Box 515.
*WEEKS WITHOUT WATER"
by Duke Blessing
The following poem is dedicated to
the magnificent maintenance crew from
the versatile and illustrious one:
A week without water
oh no, that's not nice,
not a person was washing
not even the mice.
The bo\;s of West Campus
stood still quite aloof,
with nowhere to go
the\; pissed off the roof.
Their bodies began to smell
and their teeth began to rot,
the wan we had to live,
sanitar];, it was not.
One month later and the water is fixed
oh wow!, quite a feat.
but hey. it's 20° below toda^
and where the heck's the heat?!
Aggie Wrestlers Up Mark
to 6-2
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team is starting to
gear up for the MAC championships less
than two weeks away.
The Aggies improved their record to
6-2 with victories over Gettysburg (41-2)
and Widener (47-6).
DVC 41. GETTYSBURG 2
118 Brian Stanley won by forfeit
126 Cbn Canale won by forfeit
134 Steve Canale won by forfeit
142 Shaun Smith won by technical fall
at 5:20
150 Kevin Stout drew at 9-9
158 Tracy Snyder won by decision.
8-1
167 Drew Brophy won by decision,
5-3
177 Tom Long won by decision. 6-v3
190 Dan DePretis won by decision.
10-6
HWT Steve Rodichok won by decision.
5-4
DVC 47, WIDENER 6
118 Stanley lost by default
126 D. Canale won by pin at 2:46
134 S. Canale won by pin at :54
142 Smith won by technical fall at 3:50
150 Stout won by pin at 3:39
158 Snyder won by forfeit
167 Brophy won by decision. 14-3
177 Long won by decision. 14-4
190 DePretis won by decision. 7-0
HWT Rodichok won by forfeit
The Aggies close the regular season
out with two home meets. Tucs.. Feb. 5
against Elizabethtown at 7 p.m. and
Sat.. Feb. 8 against Western Maryland at
2 p.m.
Come out and see the team before the
MAC championships!
HELP WANTED
Part-time and evening jobs and
full summer employment jobs.
4:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m. and
Saturday mornings
— TELEMARKETING -
office work and/or field work
CALL MR. MURPHY - 825-9553
Aggies Felted by
Moravian, 68-66
By Duke Blessing
In what is becoming a nightly oc-
curence, the Men's Basketball team fell
behind by double digits in the second half
and rallied to tie the score.
This time though, the rally was not
quite enough as the Aggies dropped a
non-league game to Moravian College,
68-66.
DVC had a chance to tie but Tony
Blackwell's jump>er with four seconds left
bounced off the rim and Moravian hand-
ed the home team their third consecutive
loss.
Dodd Walker led the way for the Ag-
gies with 20 points and 10 rebounds.
Derrick McCarter scored 16 points and
Eric Ford chipped in with 9 points and 8
assists.
The loss drops the Aggies to 8-7 over-
all. League record stands at 2-6.
SCRANTON DROPS AGGIES
67-63
by Duke Blessing
In what has been an off year of sorts
for Scranton University (10-7 overall.
6-3 league), the Royals still managed to
hold off the Aggies pressure to defeat the
host team 67-63.
DVC opened up an early seven point
lead and took a 32-30 lead into halftime.
Scranton moved ahead to stay at
53-51 with a little over three minutes re-
maining. The more experienced Royals
then canned some key free throws to
seal the victory.
Derrick McCarter shot a red-hot 10-of-
13 from the field and 4-of-5 from the line
to lead the Aggies with 24 points.
The Aggies also got 11 points from
Dodd Walker and 10 from Mark Spotts.
DVC has now lost four straight games
to fall to 8-8 overall and 2-7 in the
league.
DVC CONTINUES
RECENT SLUMP
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies five-game winning streak
of two weeks ago has now been all but
officially erased due to their recent five-
game losing streak.
DVC fell victim to Wilkes College as
they once again trailed by ten points in
the second half, on route to a 97-87
defeat at Work Gym.
Derrick McCarter continued to pour it
in as he led all Aggies scores with 24
points. Also scoring in double figures for
the Aggies were Dodd Walker (18). Mark
Spotts (12). and John Boone (11).
The loss puts the Aggies overall mark
at 8-9 and drops their league mark to
2-8.
Women's Losing Streak
Reaches Seven
by Duke Blessing
What looked like a sure thing after the
first seven games of the season has now
become a question mark after their most
recent seven games.
Season *1 saw the Aggies win their
way to a 7-0 record. 2-0 in the league.
Season *2 has included only a seven-
game losing streak, a 0-7 record and 0-3
in the league.
The Aggies now start their third season
with a 7-7 overall record. 2-3 in the
MAC. With this 77-66 loss to FDU, the
women must win the rest of their con-
ference games to get a playoff birth
Three of their remaining league games
are against three teams that they have
lost to up to this point.
Against FDU, Aimee Trunell led the
Aggies with 19 points. Darcell Estep and
Kim Frey scored 17 and 14 respectively.
Hometown hits for two for the home team.
Photo by Stephen Persaud
Cabrinl Downs Aggie
Women, 70-51
by Duke Blessing
The women continue to roll in reverse
since the Christmas break as they drop-
ped their fifth straight game, 70-51, to
Cabrini College.
DVC took a 24-23 lead into halftime
but were outscored by 20 points in the
second half to drop the contest.
Marcey Carroll led the way for the Ag-
gies with 12 points while Lisa Long and
Mary Jo Bush scored 10 points each.
The loss drops the Aggies to 7-5 over-
ail while their league record remains at
2-2.
AGGIE WOMEN LOSE
SIXTH IN A ROW
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team was
down 11-0 to Widener after the few
minutes and went into the half trailing
34-25.
The closest the Aggies would come to
the Pioneers was five points at 45-40 as
Widener picked it up and defeated DVC,
71-55.
When you combine the poor start, re-
bounding problems, and Widener's 10-4
record, the ingredients equal the Aggies
sixth consecutive loss.
Kim Frey led the way with 22 points
while Mary Jo Bush and Darcell Estep
each scored 10 points.
The Aggies fell to 7-6 overall with this
non -league loss.
GOLDMAN 2nd WAS THE
2nd BY THE GEENGLO MAN
January 26th's Registered Party hosted
by Goldman 2nd can be called a success.
For the second major weekend of DVC's
spring semester, the weekend students
were able to blow off steam and have an
excellent time. The Caesar's Pub DJ and
his attractive assistant kept everyone
hoppin'. even the bartenders got a
chance during their 20 minute break. (It
did make the beer last longer.) Everyone
had a good time. The party broke up
around 1:(X) but by then almost every-
one was ready to go.
THE HOOTERS TO
APPEAR AT DVC
The Hooters, a Philadelphia-area rock
band with a steadily increasing national
following, will appear at DVC Friday
night, Feb. 8 for a concert sponsored by
Student Government.
The band will perform in the James
Work Gym beginning at 8 p.m. General
Admission tickets are $6, $4 with student
ID. and are available at the Dean of
Students Office located in the Student
Center. Tickets can be purchased there
weekdays between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Cash only will be accepted.
The Hooters have been extremely
popular in the Philadelphia area during
the past year, regularly selling out shows
at such notable nightspots as Ripley's
and the Chestnut Cabaret. The band has
also develop>ed a strong appeal on col-
lege campuses.
For more information about the con-
cert, contact the Dean of Students
Office.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
In case you haven't heard "The
Hooters" are coming to DVC Fri., Feb.
8th. GET YOUR TICKETS SOON! It will
be a show you won't want to miss!
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Like a Virgin, Madonna
2. All I Need, Jack Wagner
3. Ccx)l It Now, New Edition
4. Run to You, Bryan Adams
5. You're the Inspiration, Chicago
6. Loverboy, Billy Ocean
7. / Want to Know What Love Is,
Foreigner
8. Born In the U.S.A., Bruce
Springsteen
9. Sea of Love, The Honeydrippers
10. Easv Lover, Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
Pop Chart Climbers:
2. Heaven, Euroglider
2. California Girls, David Lee Roth
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1. How Blue, Rebe McEntire
2. The Best Year of m\; Life, Eddie
Rabbi*
3. Does Fixt Worth Ever Cross Your
Mind. George Strait
4. Years After You. John Conlee
5. Mc Against the Night. Crystal Gayle
6. A Pl(^e to Fail Apart. Merle
Haggard
7. Fire in the Night. Alabama
8. Something in M\; Heart, Ricky
Skaggs
9. Got No Reason Now for Goin'
Home. Gene Watson
10. Make My Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
Bits:
Philadelphia rocker Robert Hazard
masterminded a first in radio history, a
RADIOTHON. With the help of area
bands and 93.3 WMMR a Radiothon
was conducted last weekend to aid in the
relief of the starving of Ethiopia. Listen-
ers called in and pledged money for the
relief fund. In return for their pledge the
D.J.'s played the listeners request.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question. "What Motown duo did The
Blues Brothers base their act on?" is:
Sam & Dave.
This week's trivia questions is: "What
movie did Sting (from The Police) first
act in?" Answer in next week's Ram
Pages.
Coming February 11
from 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
MEDIA CENTER
OPEN HOUSE
Refreshments will be served.
Students & faculty welcome!
STAFF
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John D. Ebert
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Advertising Duke Blessing
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Edward D. Wcngryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rose Kluth
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Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
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Happif Birthday Kate!
Video Dance
RN Gym • 9 p.m.-l a.m.
Men WT (A) vs Lehigh. 8 p.m.
3
Anne Bailey's
Bridal Show
APR • 12-5 p.m.
Invitation Onl^f
10
Clean your
room day!
WT, M&W (A) Delaware Open. 4 p.m.
17
GET
REVENGE
DAY
(Get ifour best friend hackl)
24
WT (A) Delaware Invitational, 4 p.m.
4
^ MOVIE: ^
Clash of the Titans
APR • 9 p.m.
WBB (A) vs Kings, 7 p.m.
11
5
W (H) vs. Elizabethtown, 7 p.m.
12
Lincoln's Birthday
6
EXERCISE
YOUR
BOD'
DAY!
WBB (H) vs. FDU-Madison. 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. FDU-Madison. 8 p.m.
13
Caesar's
with Linda Black
WBB (A) vs. Upsala, 7 p.m
Senior Trip Payment
18
NO
CLASSES!
Washington's Birthday
25
Repertory Theatre off America
Under the Yum-Yum Tree
APR • 7:30 p.m.
Students FREE!
19
TiV POETRY READING: ^
Chris Burst &
Pamela Perkins Atkinson
Music Room • 7:30 p.m.
Tarot Card Reader
SC • 11 a.m. -2 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. Lycoming. 8 p.m.
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Tir MOVIE: <r
Revenge of the Nerds
9 p.m.
Dress like a nerdi
FREE POPCORN
FOLLOW MONDAY
CLASS SCHEDULE
(Here we go again!)
JUNIOR CLASS
BOWLING NIGHT
^h Wednesday
27 CAREER
CONFERENCE '85
APR •9-11 a.m.
All majors welcome
Bring \;our resume
PLEASE ATTEND!
<r SPEAKER: tV
Dennis Metrick
"Automation - It's Meaning
for the Future"
SC Music Room • 7:30 p.m.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Simpleton's B-Day
Caesar's Pub
ii MOVIE: ir
Against All Odds
APR • 7 p.m.
WBB (H) vs Drew, 7 p.m.
21
DVC AT THE
SPECTRUM
BUS TRIP
FLYERS VS. TORONTO
$1.00
28
8
• HOOTERS •
DANCE
CONCERT
RN Gym • 8 p.m.
15
PRACTICAL
JOKE
DAY
(Get your best friend!)
22
Video Dance
APR • 9 p.m.-l a.m.
(mug-abee)
2
W (A) vs. Moravian. 1 p m.
MBB (A) vs. Messiah. 8 p.m.
9
MBB (A) vs. Kings, 8 p.m.
W (H) vs. Western Maryland, 2 p.m.
WBB (A) vs Lycoming. 2 p.m.
16
MBB (H) vs. Drew. 2 p.m.
W - MAC Championships
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SOPHOMORE
DINNER DANCE
Bentley's
6:30 p.m.-l a.m.
Respectfulli; submitted for
l>our approval.
Carolyn Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
IMla!W3DlRS'%lIlll(SSf©§)llIl(Sg®
Vol. XVIV, No. 17
Monday. February 11, 198$
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
NEXT WEEK
• Pet of •
the Month
A Snowy Saturdait—- — — : — : — :
•^ "^rNow that you ve been embarrassed
and fed you continue to look for the
by ED. Wengryn
Many students complain of nothing to
do on weekends. What is worse is what
do you do on a snowy Saturday? The
weekend of February 2 and 3 presented
us with one of those damp, dreary,
snowy days. Many students wondered
what to do. Others busied themselves.
The morning was the easiest. There
was a registered party the night before,
so many students slept until 11 o'clock
brunch. It was after brunch that boredom
set in. Some people went to study in the
library (that thought lasted 10 minutes
with most); others decided to build a
snow fort (but forts of snow do fall to the
stuff that makes them mainly an all out
attack); some students even discovered
that if they got under the same blanket
with a loved one you can actually watch
channel 12 all day. With all of these
choices, it is no wonder most of DVC
could be seen braving the weather and
heading to the mall.
The mall is definitely the place to be on
a snowy Saturday. Why? Well, despite
the sales, no one is there. If people are
there, it's because they did not want to
stay at DVC either.
After going through store after store
looking for clothes. Spencer's presents a
nice change of pace. If change was not
what you had in mind, you can always
try Frederick's and find something to
wear under that dinner dance dress or
suit. When Fredericks get boring (usually
embarrassing first), you can remember
that lunch was not that great, and start a
search for food.
pants you came shopping for. (I defy
anyone to find gray corduroy pants with
a 30 inch waist and 36 inch length.) It is
at this point you realize why you can't
find the winter clothes you want. Every-
thing on display is summer wear (includ-
ing the bathing suits for spring break) . So
you decide to look for a mall exit to see if
it really is winter out.
What you do sec is it is still snowing
out. So you get everyone together and
head back. Yes. just in time for dinner at
the DVC cafeteria, yea? After carefully
selecting a tray (one with no cracks in it)
you begin to plot how to get it out of the
cafeteria so you and your friends can go
traying.
Well, you made it out and now it is
time to test it, but where? How about the
hill between the cafeteria and Elson.
Now that you know your tray works, you
decide to get on warmer clothes and look
for the good hills. The one behind Eisner
Hall (the new Media Center) is not too
bad, but for a real thrill try behind the
Hort building (just don't rip out the ivy on
the way down) .
After all your traying you head back to
a friend's room to get into dry clothes
and a warm room. So what next? How
about borrowing a blender and making
Amaretta Sours to warm up on and
watch "The Love Boat?" What's that, oh
yea, I forgot about the nachos we all ate.
So much for a snowy Saturday!
It is now that students should be advised
to return this borrowed tray after the
spring thaw.
What is the DVC Difference
in Computer Education?
(The folhwing article is by Mr. Ger\e W.
Lewis, Chairmar) of the Computer Sys-
tems Informatior) Management Depart-
ment at DVC.)
When you find a four-year school in
the 1980's that is offering its first com-
puter major, the initial reaction is typical-
ly that it's just another Computer Science
offering and "so what else is new?" How-
ever, what is different about the new
Computer Information Systems Manage-
ment (CISM) program at DVC is that it is
not just another computer science pro-
gram but is inste2)d a merging of the
study of computer <ipplications with busi-
ness administration.
To understand why this is lu-w and in-
novative in educational circles you have
to look at the history of computer educa-
tion in this country. In the "60s the em-
phasis in computers was on the hard-
ware and how do we built it smaller and
faster. Several of the engineering schools
followed this development with courses
on digital logic and design, in the '70s
the emphasis started to move to the soft-
ware arena with the goal being how to
achieve maximum utilization of this in-
creasingly sophisticated hardware by
writing complex but efficient programs, it
was the '70s that saw the very large in-
crease in the number of colleges offering
the Computer Science degree which typ-
ically followed a fairly technical tract with
emphasis on either hardware or software
design or. in some cases, both.
As we move now into the timeframe
of the '80s the new emphasis in both
computer use and education is evolving
to that of "applications." Applications is
the science of achievir^ maximum utili-
zation of the existing computer hardware
and software for the benefit of the end
user. It is the ability of using the contem-
porary computer as the powerful busi-
ness and scientific tool that it can be in a
wide range of endeavors. What is pres-
ently unique about the DVC CISM pro-
gram in this geographical area is that it
provides a balanced blend of both com-
puter applications and business courses
that can provide a graduate with an ex-
cellent set of entry credentials into the
contemporary business world .
The CISM program has been designed
using the recently developed Date Pro-
cessing Managers Association (DPMA)
model curriculum. The DPMA is one of
the largest international groups of profes-
sional computer users and they have de-
veloped this model curriculum to address
the evolving needs of the business com-
munity for individuals conversant with
both computer applications and business
system structures. At DVC we have car-
ried the DPMA model even a step further
into the future by recognizing the power
of the microcomputer and the Impact that
it is having in the business community.
The four-year course sequence of the
CISM tract will expose the student to
mainframe applications through conven-
tional language and data base manage-
ment courses with progression in the
junior and senior years to microcom-
puter-based courses emphasizing such
applications as decision making, office
automation, and communications.
The unique edge that we presently
have on this geographic segment of the
computer education market will not last
for long as other schools start to recog-
nize the short-comings of their existing
computer science programs, but until
that happens we should attempt to take
maximum advantage of this head start as
we introduce our program to potential
students.
Continuing Education
Enrollment up at DVC
Continuing Education enrollment for
the spring semester at DVC is 10 percent
higher than it was at the same time last
year.
According to Dr. Gerald Handler,
Chairman of the College's Continuing
Education Division, a total of 305 per-
sons have registered for the spring term.
Last year. 277 persons were enrolled.
"I think the increase is due to a better
awareness of the programs we have to
offer," said Handler. "We've made an ef-
f
fort to make our continuing education
programs more visible to the community,
mostly through a mass mailing as well as
through advertising. These figures show
that our efforts have been successful.
We're looking forward to growing even
bigger in the years to come."
Among the Continuing Education
programs offered by the College are an
evening program leading to the Bachelor
of Science degree in Business Adminis-
tration; the basic studies program (essen-
tially equivalent to the first two years of
course work in most baccalaureate pro-
grams) offered in the evening; sf)ecialized
course sequences in laboratory animal
management, business management,
marketing, operations management, ac-
counting, real estate, and computer;
and a complete program of non-credit
courses.
Of the 305 persons currently enrolled
in the Continuing Education program,
252 live in Bucks County,' 39 live in
Montgorfiery County, and 14 come from
either Philadelphia or New Jersey.
Student Store - Not a Jail
As a student employee of the Student
Center. I am directly familiar with the
saying, "Please take off your coat and
put it in the coat hole," which is part of
my job responsibility in the Student Store.
First of all, the so-called Student Store
policy of having customers remove their
coats is not new or established by the
Student Store, but was issued by your
own peers. Student Government repre-
sentatives last semester.
Here at DVC, I've heard many stu-
dents feel they are embarrassed and
humiliated by the policy. On the other
side of the fence it's equally as difficult to
enforce such a F>olicy. However. I per-
sonally feel at this point it is essential.
Look at the bright side; our inconve-
nience is minimal compared to Bucks
County Community College's Student
Store. At BCCC, students must enter a
lobby area and pay a quarter for a key
locker to place their personal belongings
in before entering the Student Store. To
reinforce this policy, a uniformed guard
is on duty during store hours.
The Student Center, as many already
know, is a non-profit organization.
Therefore, the money the store loses
from stolen goods comes directly out of
the students pockets. In just textbooks
last semester, many passed the cashier
tucked away under coats.
Unfortunately, because of a handful of
individuals stealing, we all have to be in-
convenienced. The good news is, com-
pared to last semester, a considerable
amount of stealing has decreased alone
In textbooks. True, college students
should be trusted, however, as long as
stealing continues the policy will have to
remain in effect.
Coming to Caesar's Monday;
Linda Black
Entertaining comes naturally to Linda
Black. The -gift of witty,, spontaneous
rapport is hers. That is the given. The
rest has been work.
Music was Linda's solace in a world of
change. Before her tenth birthday, Lin-
da's family had traveled coast to coast
and called six states "home." Her love of
music grew, and so did the intrigue with
travel. After graduation from De Paul
University, her suma cum laude Bache-
lor's degree in music translating into
superbly expressive vocal and instru-
mental ability, Linda began touring the
competitive music circuits.
Diverse musical interests inspired eclec-
tic sets, and she would mix popular, clas-
sical, original, and obscure songs with
poetry readings and anecdotes. She'd
switch from guitar to piano to uke to
dulcimer without missing a beat, the
cohesion provided by incomparable
stage presence and genuine affection for
the audience.
1985 marks Linda's fifth year of tour-
ing. Those years have yielded five suc-
cessful NACA showcases, many awards
and commendations, over 400 college
shows and twice as many club and caba-
ret appearances, a book of poetry, and
featured selections on Tunesmythe
Records, plus a few dubious milestones:
250,000 road miles covering twenty-
seven states, exhausting three vehicles
and eight road atlases.
The miles, the experiences, the shows
— all labors of love, all contributing to
the development of a dynamic performer
and an unforgettable entertainer.
This Week on
Campus
Jamie Beck
•AY. F^UMTY 11
GAES^'S: lJr>da Black
WBB m vs. UpMla, 7 p m
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Today Is Abraham Lincoln's bwhda-,
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T^^OT CARD READER jn Sydent CentJ^
ttmn 11 a.m to 2 p.m.
>^B 0^ vs. Lycoming, 8 p m -^
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H^>PV VALB^f^WE•S DAY' Giw« your
^^itf^Ht a VatOTUie and a rme, Me iw^
to C(^Hr's Pub, and Me im Ui me Ami^
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
A Play on Words
by Duke Blessing
I've been reading the "Music/Nightlife"
column for the past who. knows how
long and I have taken It upon myself to
liven things up.
In the version that only I can produce,
here is my version of Music/Nightlife:
This Week's Combined Pop Top
and Country Top Ten
Being something of a loverboy, I
decided to cruise Heaven and find my-
self an Easy Lover. I got into this sleezy
habit by hanging- out with The Boys of
Summer, where all we ran into were
Material Girls.
1 danced far into the night and met a
beautiful girl. I said "Ain't She Some-
thing Else." I felt soon after Something
In My Heart. She held Me Against the
Night and blew a Careless Whisper
into my ear. She said. "You're the In-
spiration " I told her that. "I Would
Die for You
We left to go back to my place but to
my surprise she acted Like a Virgin.
She said. "I Want to Know What Love
Is" and I drove her home.
Being in one of those moods. I went
back to the dance spot. I met a Foreigner
and I knew she liked to Wham. I turned
a Deep Purple when she said You
Turn Me On.
We left, looking for A Place to Fall
Apart and wound up at my place again.
She was definitely into the Method of
Modem Love and we got closer. Baby's
Got Her Blue Jeans On, but not for
long because of the Fire in the Night.
She was faster than an REO Speed-
wagon and a Joan Jett as she did a
Neutron Dance on my face.
It will be some time before 1 find out
the Robert Hazard of that memorable
night.
PERSONALS
Too Lcrte Now!
It was lunch time and I was starved. I
made my way into the cafeteria to see
what I could eat. When I got there, I
didn't know what to have. There was
chicken chow mein, swiss cheese quiche,
or pizza to choose from. I figured that
pizza would be the best choice, as only
God knows what is found in chow mein
or quiche. The pizza tasted like cardboard
with lots of glue in it. with a tomato sauce
that tasted like sun baked tomato juice. I
regret to say it was the biggest mistake of
my life Perhaps next time I'll go for
quiche.
HELP WANTED
Part-time and Evening Jobs
Openings after school
and Saturday mornings.
Positions available in:
Marketing & Office Work
now and for summer field work
CALL MIKE AT 825-9550 (Days)
Rodichok wrestles to victory!
Photo bv Stephen Persaud
Aggie Wrestlers Crush
Haverford and Kings
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team is putting it
into high gear for next week and the
MAC championships at Muhlenberg.
The Aggies toyed with Haverford in a
51-3 victory. Kings was no match either
as the Aggies posted a 53-0 whitewash .
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DVC vs. KINGS
Brian Stanley won by forfeit
Dan Canale won by forfeit
Steve Canale won by decision.
8-1
Tim Zaengle won by pin at 3:40
Shaun Smith won by technical fall
Brad Hershey won by decision.
13-3
Drew Brophy won by forfeit
Tom Long won by decision. 15-4
Dan CtePretis won by forfeit
Steve Rodichok won by forfeit
DVC vs. HAVERFORD
Stanley won by forfeit
D. Canale won by pin at 3:46
S. Canale won by pin at :35
Smith won by pin at 3: 16
Kevin Stout lost by decision. 12-5
Tracy Snyder won by decision.
6-0
Brophy won by pin at 1:11
Bob Cook won by pin at 1:01
DePretis won by pin at :56
Rodichok won by pin at :48
Aggie Women End Dry
Spell, Down St. Elizabeth
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team got back
to their winning ways by defeating St.
Elizabeth's College. 93-32.
DVC led 45- 15 at halftime and coasted
home in the second half.
Mary Jo Bush paced the Aggies with
20 points (10-14 shooting) while Anita
Willis pumped in 16 points. Kim Frey and
Joanne Toennessen each scored 1 1 and
Doris McNeil chipped in with 10 points.
The victory moves the Aggies up to 8-7
on the season.
Scranton Crushes Aggie
Women, 88-46
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies ran into a buzzsaw at
Scranton University as the number two
team in the NCAA's Division III poll
crushed the Aggies 88-46.
With the loss, the Aggies drop to 8-8
overall, but more importantly — 2-4 in
the league.
DVC was led in scoring by Mary Jo
Bush who canned 16 points. Darcell
Estep added 10 for the Aggies.
Spring Garden
Hands Aggies Sixth
Consecutive Defeat
By Duke Blessing
Spfing Garden College shot 72 per-
cent from the field as they wrecked the
Aggies for 60 second half points on the
way to a 111-89 victory.
The Aggies shot close to 60 percent
for the game, but once again offense was
not the problem.
Dodd Walker led DVC in scoring with
20 points. Derrick McCarter and John
Boone scored 15 and 12 points, respec-
tively. Bill Ross also chipped in 10 points
in the losing effort.
With the loss, the Aggies saw their
overall record drop to 8-10. The league
record still stands at 2-8.
AGGIES UPSET SCRANTON
70-69
by Duke Blessing
In what happens as often as a snow-
storm in Los Angeles, the DVC Men's
Basketball team pulled off the unusual —
a victory over Scranton. in Scranton.
One can argue that this is one of the
weakest Scranton teams in recent mem-
ory (nine losses already), but one must
also remember that this Aggie team is
one of the youngest ever in any league in
any year.
The Aggies took a 39-31 lead into
halftime as they continued their hot
shooting.
In the second half, the lead changed
hands several times and the issue was
finally settled when Marty Hoffner hit a
20-foot jump shot with one second re-
maining to give the Aggies a 70-69 vic-
tory — the first Aggie victory ever at
Scranton .
John Boone led the Aggies with 18
FKJints and 11 rebounds. Dodd Walker
and Eric Ford scored 14 and 12 points,
respectively, while Hoffner ridded 12
points also.
With the victory, the Aggies up their
overall mark to 9- 10 and league mark to
3-8.
AGGIES KNOCK OFF
MESSIAH, 70-64
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies evened their overall record
at 10-10 and upped their league record
to 4-8 as they defeated the snow and
Messiah College 70-64.
At halftime. DVC led 23- 18 but the of-
fense came back in the second half to
score 47 points for the victory.
One of the big reasons for this Aggie
victory was the continued outstanding
play of big John Boone. Boone scored
21 points, grabbed 12 rebounds, and
blocked four Messiah shots.
Dodd Walker and Derrick McCarter
each scored 16 points and Eric Ford
chipped in with eight points.
The Aggies close out the season with
two home games: Wed.. Feb. 13 vs.
Lycoming at 8 p.m. and Sat.. Feb. 16
vs. Drew at 2 p.m.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concerts:
At The Spectrum:
Tues.. Feb. 12. REO Speedwagon
with Survivor
Mon . . March 1 1 , Hall and Gates
with Big Country
At The Tower Theater:
Sun.. Feb. 17. Joan Jett and the
Blackhearts with the Ramones
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. / Want to Know What Loue Is.
Foreigner
2. Easv Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. Careless Whisper. Wham
4. You're the Inspiration. Chicago
5. Loverboy;. Billy Ocean
6. The Bo\;s of Summer. Don Henley
7. Like A Virgin. Madonna
8. / Would Die for You. Prince & the
Revolution
9. Method of Modern Loue. Hall &
Oates
10. Neutron Dance. The Pointer Sisters
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Material Girl. Madonna
2. Heaven. Eurogliders
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1 . A Place to Fail Apart. Merle
Haggard
2. Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
3. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Scaggs
4. Make My Life With You. Oak Ridge
Boys
5. One Owner Heart. T.G. Sheppard
6. Me Against the Night. Crystal Ciayle
7. Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
8. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
9. Fire in the Night. Alabama
10. She's Gonna Win Your Heart. Eddy
Raven
Bits:
You didn't see the Deep Purple con-
cert. (Sat., Feb. 23) listed in the concert
listings because the show sold out in less
than two hours.
If you have CATV, the makers of
MTV have something new for you!
Video Hits-1 (VH-1). a new music- video
channel. If you don't enjoy MTV you will
probably enjoy VH-1, it's all mellow
music (sort of the WMGK-Magic 103) of
the tube. The VJ's play music like: Lionel
Ritchie. Barbara Streisand. Julio Iglesias
— I think you get the picture, no heavy
metal, new wave, or hard rock.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question, "What movie did Sting (from
the Police) first act in?" is Quadrophenia.
This week's trivia questions is: "Who
played synthesizers on the Foreigner "A"
album?" Answer in next week's Ram
Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stcphan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the ntaking,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 18
Tuesday. February 19. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
The Hooters 1&2
DearEdltor 2
Snow Policy 3
Pet of the Month 3
Sports 4
An Interview with THE HOOTERS!
Ron Hyman & Eric Brazilian of
The Hooters! Good job guys!
by Mike DeRosa
By Sonne stroke of luck. 1 was able to
interview two members of "The Hooters"
right before the show. The interview was
with Rob Hyman and Eric Brazilian. I
could see in their faces and by their ac-
tions that both of them were really psyched
for the show. Eric and Rob are two really
"down to earth" individuals. I'll let you be
the judge:
0. How did "The Hooters" start. I
mear} what brought it on?
A. (Robl A fever. Eric and I formed
the band a little over four years ago
We'd been playing in a lot of different
groups, and this is the last and most suc-
cessful one of them, but we formed the
band and then we've met the guys. Over
the years we've had a couple of person-
nel changes. Davy, the drummer, has
been with us since the beginning, the
other guys are a little newer.
Q What made i;ou decide on using o
"Hooter " for \;our trademark?
A. (Robl Well why not. no one else
was using it. [Eric] We borrowed one
and we liked it. [Rob] Yeah, a friend of
Eric's had one. [Eric] We actually liked
the way it looked better than the way it
sounded (they both laughed), actually,
that's not true, it sounds good.
Q. What is the name of [;our new
album?
A. [Rob] It is still untitled, but it's prob-
ably coming out in a month and a half.
or so. [Eric] Yeah, we just finished it up.
[Rob] On Columbia Records.
Q. What is going through your heads
right before a performance?
A. [Rob] Well, last night, for example,
right when we were going on our drum-
mer jumped tip and on his fall back to
earth he twisted his ankle and like fell
down. We have a tape that starts the
show, and the tape was rolling, and we
were ready to go out. and he's sitting
down there, holding his leg. screaming
"Oh shit!." What was going through our
heads was kind of like "Well, this is going
to be interesting!" But every night it's dif-
ferent. We put a lot of thought into the
shows, we get together before each show
and kind of have a little "huddle" and
talk about the show. [Eric] Like to make
sure the same thing is going through all
our minds before we go on stage.
Q. Who is "Antenna records?"
A. [Rob] We decided that we were go-
ing to put out a record ourselves and go
the independent route, so since we were
putting out a record , the record needed a
label, and the label needed a name, and
Antenna became the name. [Eric] Now
there actually is an Antenna records, on
which there is another album coming out
shortly by another artist.
Q. What do you do in \;our spare time?
A. [Rob] We haven't had much lately.
Anything, even when we're off we're
thinking about the music all the time and
we're doing a lot with that. We sit down
and do a jigsaw puzzle or read a book or
something. Lately we've been working
day and night to be honest. We've been
going every day. We were playing Sus-
quehanna University last night which
was way up near Harrisburg. That was a
long drive. [Eric] It's been like final's time
for the past two months. Actually, it's
been like six months. Since Sept. 20th
we started the album, we have been
playing and recording simultaneously.
Q. Other than your own music, what
is your favorite type?
A. [Eric] There is a lot out there. [Rob]
I like a lot of reggae stuff, and jazz. 1 have
a pretty good jazz collection . Every now
and then I go back and pull things out
that I haven't listened to. We hear every-
thing that's on the radio, but we try to dig
out a lot of stuff that they don't play, and
check out bands that are a little bit more
out of the ordinary. [Eric] I am looking
forward to becoming reaquainted with
my record collection soon. [Robl Yeah,
it's tough to keep up.
Q. What ideas spurred on the creation
of your most popular songs?
A [Rob] Some of them are really hard
and they take a lot of time and discus-
sion, especially about the lyrics. Some-
times we'll get an idea like a hook or a ti-
tle and we'll have to work on the lyrics.
"Fighting on the Same Side" came rather
quickly as I recall. [Eric] That one was
like a gift from above, as are many of
them. We very rarely sit down and say
"We are going to write a song about such
and such." Although, that has happened
a couple of times, but usually the words
will come, the music will come, and then
we'll say it's about this or that. But even
when we decide to write a song about a
particular subject, we'll beat our heads
against the wall and we won't come up
with anything, and then something else
will come through and it'll turn out that
that is about the thing we were going to
write about in the first place. It's very fun-
ny how it works.
Q. What is life like on the road?
A. [Rc^] There are advantages to every
phase. The grass is always greener.
When we're in the studio, we can't wait
to go and play, that's why these shows
are really great, and when we're playing
it's nice to go in the studio, when we're
on the road it's great because you're
away, nobody can call you, you don't
have to pay your bills, you don't have to
do anything. You're just out there on your
own. We have our own little organization
that just travels around, and that's fun.
But then if you're out too long you get
homesick and you want to come back.
Q. Everybody knows that you wrote
and produced "Time After Time" for
Cyndi Lauper, is it also true that you ar-
ranged "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
too?
A. [Eric] Actually we arranged most of
the stuff on the album. [Rob] Yeah, we
did just about all the instruments on it,
the arranging with her producer, then
with Cyndi, but Hazard's version was
very different, we kind of took the music
apart and we gave it a little bit of our
ideas, actually a lot of our ideas, it
became kind of a different song.
Q. What are the future plans for "The
Hooters?"
A [Rob] Onward and upward The
record will be a big test, we're going to do
rotit'd or] p<; 2
Omamentall}; Speaking:
College Hosts Pennsylvania
Nurseryman's Association
Regional Meeting
by Bill Rein
Yes, DVC hosted the Southeastern
(E-1) Chapter of the Pennsylvania Nur-
seryman's Association Annual Meeting
for the second year in a row; and yes. a
major snowstorm did occur the very
same day for the second year in a row!
But. despite terrible road conditions and
slippery sidewalks, about 150 people
(some from as far away as western New
York state) attended the day-long meet-
ing held January 17th in the Student
Center APR.
Arranged by Dr. Seik of the Ornamen-
tal Horticulture Department, the Chap-
ter's annual meeting was put together in
cooperation with our local Penn State
Agricultural Extension Service represen-
tative Scott Geiser. and Howard Loscig.
of Pointoview Nursery, who is program
chairman of El. M.W. Wood catered
the included luncheon during which the
president of the PNA. Carl Jacobs, made
pertinent announcements.
After lunch, two of our very own
faculty members — Dr. Frederick Ray
and Mr. David Benner — spoke of
"Underused Landscape Plants — Use
Them." Among the many widely avail-
able ornamentals they mentioned was.
for example, the Serbian Spruce (picea
amorika) . which has been in the trade for
years now, and though it's one of the
more beautiful evergreen trees, has still
been ignored in favor of the more famil-
iar, yet less dramatic, Spruce Tree. This
was actually a chance for those estab-
lished in the nursery related business to
learn about those "hidden treasure"
landscape plants which OH. majors
at our college have already come to
appreciate!
in other news . . . Saturday, three
weeks ago. a visitation committee met to
discuss with faculty and administration
what has been happening in the O.H.
department, and what curriculum changes
could be suggested in order for our orna-
mental horticulture graduates to com-
pete more successfully in horticulture-
related careers. A committee has been
formed to this end for about four years in
a row, and has usually met in June.
NATIONAL COLLEGE
POETRY CONTEST
National College Poetry Contest. Spring
Concours 1985 is offering $200 in cash
and book prizes and free printing of all
accepted poems in the ACP Anthology.
This will again be of special interest to all
rollegiate poets as it provides for them a
source of inspiration and encouragement
and a unique, intercollegiate outlet for
their literary ambitions. The forthcoming
ACP Anthology will be the 20th edition
since it was first published in 1975.
This poetry project is run by a non-
profit margin as a service to student
talent.
Contact your English Department for
more information.
AUTOMATION
On Thursday, February 7th, DVC stu-
dents and members of the community
had the opportunity of hearing Dr. Den-
nis Metrick speak on Automation. His
speech was entitled, "Automation — Its
Effect on Human Nature and its Mean-
ing for the Future." Dr. Metrick presides
over the fourth largest court in Pennsyl-
vania, Delaware Valley Court of Com-
mon Pleas. He also teaches at Villanova
and is a computer consultant. Because of
his vast experiences he has a well-
defined perspective on the automation
system and how it works.
Automation has existed since the be-
ginning when man discovered the use of
tools such as stones and sticks. As man's
intelligence grew, autonwjtion evolved
and found its part in agriculture and, sure
enough, into industry. Automation is liv-
ing energy replaced by living energy. As
we became more automated and com-
puters came into the scene, automation
has become thought replaced by thought.
What does all this mean? Well, three
things: an increase in efficiency, a de-
crease in labor, and job displacement.
Job displacement is a result of a de-
crease in labor. Now as we are in the
transitional stage of automation . the only
problem enountered is job displacement.
But as the system is refined, this problem
will virtually be non-existent. No matter
how you look at it, automation will not
cease, so go with the flow.
Keep your eyes open for future events
sponsored by the Pennsylvania Humani-
ties Council.
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Hooters Concert — A sold out show
cont'd from page 1
a video, we will select a single off of the
record, that should be happening soon,
we're real excited about the new album
because it's our first national release, not
just an independent local record, but this
one if going to get a national distribution
and pronnotion, so hopefully we'll be
playing in new areas and trying to spread
what has happened in Philly. 1 think Phil-
adelphia needs to get a good band out
there anyway, it's like having a team go
to the Superbowl or the World Series,
we want to represent this area and our
fans here. There hasn't been a whole lot
of groups that have come out of Philly
that have gone that far, so that's what
we're trying to do. Spread the word.
[Eric] Spread the word.
Q. Do ^ou have trouble maintaining a
private life?
A. [Eric] There is no private life. Of
course it's difficult, fortunately most peo-
ple are respectful of our privacy when
we're not working, unfortunately not
everyone is. We do occasionally have
problems maintaining our individual lives
outside of this. [Rob] Because of TV we
are recognized more and more . [Eric] It's
flattering. [Rob] When we first went to
New York we were kind of glad to get
away from it, then after a couple of
weeks nobody was recognizing us. We
started worrying. I think of it as some-
thing we thrive on to some extent.
Q. All groups go through some rough
times, do \^ou think ];ours were any dif-
ferent, and how were they?
A. [Rob] Everybody goes through it,
we reached a certain |X)int where we just
stopped playing. We had been together
about two and a half years, we were
managing ourselves, and doing a lot of
work ourselves, there was a lot of
pressure on the band and creatively a lot
of frustration, so we stopped, that was a
painful period. We didn't play for six
months, we had to reorganize our whole
thing, it got too big for us to handle. It
was tough to find somebody else that
could handle the situation. We hooked
up with Steve Mountain, at that time it
was a big decision, we had a couple of
new players, we wrote a lot of new ma-
terial. I think we pulled the band back
together in a stronger way. You go
through those periods, they still happen,
like every couple of weeks you have a lit-
tle breakdown , ^meone has a personali-
ty thing or we have a bad night where we
hammer it out. It makes yqu stronger
and it nnakes you better, you look back
and the unit is tighter. I think that is part
of the process between Eric and 1, to
create the songs and to write this con-
stant dialogue, that is what makes it hap-
pen. [Eric] It's like a kind of relationship,
any kind of working, playing, living rela-
tionship. [Rob] We spend a lot of time
together and everybody has to respect
everybody else, has to be developing at
the same rate. We try to keep things as
open as possible. I think what happens
with bands, especially, is you get little cli-
ques and little tangents. We try and have
an open dialogue. Like if something is
bugging somebody it usually comes up
pretty quick, which is nice, we talk and
we're real open about that. I think espe-
cially with the lineup now, everybody is
really tuned into each other. Every night
before every show, like I mentioned, we
have a little "huddle," we kind of go
through a lot of different ideas that are
running through our heads, whatever it
may be. It becomes a spiritual kind of
thing, it pulls you through, it really docs.
It works.
The Hooters played nearly all of their
songs (old and new) . Among those were
"Amore," "Hanging on a Heartbeat,"
"Concubine," "Fighting on the Same
Side," and "Day by Day by Day." They
finished their set with one of their most
popular songs, "Blood from a Stone." At
the beginning of the fourth encore. Rob
Hyman asked "Isn't anybody going
home?" the audience replied "NO!" Rob
then screamed "THEN NEITHER ARE
WE!" They played a few more songs and
the show was over. You could feel the
energy radiating from the band during
the whole performance.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's music trivia
question "Who played synthesizers on
the Foreigner "4" album?" is Thomas
Dolby.
Look for another music trivia question
along with the usual music news in next
week's Ram Pages.
Flower Show Plans
Announced
DVC's exhibit at the 1985 Philadel-
phia Flower Show will feature a definite
international flavor.
The College will team with the Merrist
Wood Agricultural College of Surrey,
England to produce an exhibit entitled
"Our Garden Heritage."
This year's Philadelphia Flower Show,
sponsored by the Pennsylvania Horticul-
ture Society, will be held March 3rd-
March 8th. The overall theme of the
show is "A Touch of Britain."
Dr. John Martin. Chairman of the Or-
namental Horticulture Department, is
excited about the opportunity to work
with instructors and students from Mer-
rist Wood, a college very much like
DVC.
"This will be a fantastic learning ex-
perience for our students and myself,"
said Dr. Martin. "Hopefully, our visitors
from England will learn a few things
about our brand of horticulture here in
the United States and we in turn will
learn about their approach to horticulture."
The exhibit was designed by Kathleen
Askew, a student from Merrist Wood.
Martin and his students have been work-
ing to revise those plans, taking into ac-
count the peculiarities of the Philadelphia
Civic Center, while staying as close as
possible to the original concept. Askew,
along with three of her classmates (Rich-
ard Powell, Mark Dowle, and Andrew
King) and Geoff Ace, head of Merrist
Wood's Landscape Construction Depart-
ment, will arrive in Doylestown February
21 to assist in the actual construction of
the exhibit.
"We'll be trying to show how the
English have influenced American gar-
dening," said Dr. Martin. "We'll repro-
duce a typical old English cottage garden
as well as a more modern version all
within the same exhibit."
Because of the special nature of this
year's exhibit, DVC will not be part of the
usual Rower Show judging. Last year,
the College captured the Bulkley Medal,
sponsored by the Garden Club of Amer-
ica, for an exhibit displaying special merit
and/or education value. The theme of
last year's exhibit was "The Great Ameri-
can Mail Order Garden."
ANNOUNCEMENT
Junior's Bowling Night
There is going to be a Junior Bowling
Night on Feb. 20. 1985 from 9:30 p.m.
Transportation to and from Pit-Catcher
Lanes will be provided. There will be
soda and food and also shoes and all the
games you want to play for only $2 for
junior class members.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
This letter is being written on behalf of
the students who are subjected to "week-
end activities." With the installation of
the new policy there has been an in-
crease in the number of registered par-
ties, and therefore, an increase In the
amount of "socializing." Don't get us
wrong, we like to party, but the atmos-
phere at these parties is. to say the least,
"uncomfortable." With the ratio of men
to women being 4:1. a girl cannot help
but feel as though she is on display when
attending a party.
Everyone enjoys a certain amount of
attention, but no one should be sub-
jected to this visual and sometimes physi-
cal harassment. Often girls find it neces-
sary to attend parties in groups to avoid
these episodes, and some choose not to
attend at all. Everyone likes to mingle
and enjoy themselves, but it is hard to
have fun when you are trying to avoid a
potentially awkward situation. Sometimes
a friendly 'dance turns into a struggle to
maintain your dignity and self-respect.
While some girls thrive on this sort of
"attention," the majority of us find it
disgusting and degrading. And further-
more, we resent the fact that these few
are dictating the new "social norm" on
this campus.
While all do not fall into this category,
those that do should restrain themselves
(get a grip), so the rest of us can enjoy
ourselves in a more comfortable environ-
ment. Also. guys, if you see this happen-
ing, don't stand by and watch, give the
lady a hand.
Disgusted Women
Everyone having a good time
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Did you watch the music awards this
year? Were you surprised by the "new"
-category? It seems to me that this society
of ours which is supposedly trying to
eliminate prejudice is headed in the
wrong direction. The ALL black col-
leges, which are still in existence, are
tolerable. The United Negro College
Fund is pushing it a bit. But, when the
categories at the American Music Awards
include such things as "Best Black Video
by an All Black Group." "Best Black
Male Vocalist," etc.. etc. I feel that they
have gone too far! This is ridiculous!
What kind of category is BLACK?! To
qualify for this category the singers need
only have Black heritage, no matter what
kind of music they or their group per-
form. Reverse discrimination is a reality!
I'm not saying that the blacks were not
poorly treated in the past but to turn the
tables is just as wrong. Two wrongs will
never make a right! We cannot try to
make up for the past at the expense of
the present and the future. The only
reason to look at the past is to learn for
the future. Why can't people just live in
the present and accept all others for who
they are, regardless of their color, sex. or
religious preferences or anything else
that makes us the wonderfully unique
people that we are?
Tim Ireland
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
We want to express our sincerest
apologies for the absence of the Valen-
tine's Day Lines from last week's news-
paper. If you purchased a Valentine's
Day line and did not receive a refund,
contact Leslie in Berk 108 or P.O. Box
1225.
It has been brought to our attention
that many trays have disappeared from
both the cafeteria and snack bar. Out of
common courtesy for those who eat in
these facilities, please return the trays to
their respective locations.
Thank you,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Media Center Open House Dear Editors
by E.D. Wengryn
On Monday, Feb. 11, Mrs. Davidson
of the Media Center hosted one of the
best open houses seen on campus. The
event, open to students, faculty, and
staff, contained foods that were out of
this worid. Mr. Meyer's cheesecake was
the biggest success of the day. Other
edibles included crackers and cheese,
homemade brownies, and cakes (choco-
late and chocolate chip), along with
pretzels, potato chips, trail mix. and
banana chips. There was also coffee,
tea, and soda (diet and regular).
The event was put together to show
off the Media Center and what they have
to offer such as the Seminar Room, the
colored transparency maker, the Kroy
letter machine, the laminater, as well as
the VCR and TV viewer. Many faculty
and staff were there so look for your
prof's to use some of the new ideas to
present their lecture material and maybe
class will be more interesting. Special
thanks goes out to everyone who helped
and to everyone who came!
Media Open House
PhcHo by Mrs, Davidson
Dear Editors,
1 want to use this forum to thank
whomever is responsible for the ongoing
construction to improve Caesar's Pub's
(formerly the Snack Bar's) atmosphere. I
think I speak for most commuters who
come in to sit, relax, talk, and maybe
even eat in Caesar's.
The seemingly new interest in upgrad-
ing the Student Center (which seemed to
lack warmth, to say the least, in its first
year of use) is greatly appreciated, but
the question which remains is: Why have
the hammering and sawing (which, of
course, is needed to complete the panel-
ing and carpentry, I know) occur during
peak lunch and relaxation hours? In"
other words, couldn't we have scheduled
the work to occur when few students are
trying to have a decent conversation, or
who are attempting to study and eat?
How about before and after lunch. Fur-
thermore, most of us would have been
happy with, say, a week or two of an-
noying pounding, shouting, and grinding
— but four weeks? What is the story
here?
1 would also like to ask the administra-
tion to be kind enough to inform us
when DVC is closed. We all know the
existence of the school closing number,
but it never seems to be used. I greeted
many a commuting student who weath-
ered all the hassles of driving on snow
and ice covered, unplowed roads —
some for twenty or more miles — only to
tell them it was a waste of their time
(Wednesday two weeks ago) .
Please don't ignore those of us who
don't live on campus.
A thankful commuter
3rd Annual Career Day
The Placement Office's 3rd Annual
Career Day will be held Tuesday,
March 5, 1985 from 9 a.m. -3 p.m.
in the Student Center. Everyone is
welcome!
Company representatives will be
discussing: full time positions with
seniors, internships (summer & fall)
1985 with sophomores and juniors,
full time summer with freshman,
sophomores, and juniors.
Future opportunities plus much more!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS
DVCs new transportation? Anne Bailey's Bridal Show took charge of the DVC
Student Center on February 3.
Photo bv Leslie E Blatt
Bits & Pieces
PUC LIMERICK 2 HEARING ~
DOYLESTOWN
Approximately 400 people jammed
the PA Public Utility Commission hear-
ing on Limerick 2 held at DVC. The Feb-
ruary 6 evening meeting was held to take
public testimony on the economics of
completing Philadelphia Electric Com-
pany's Limerick Unit 2.
Many of the speakers were Philadelphia
Electric Employees allegedly bussed in to
testify. But the audience was evenly di-
vided for and against the project .
Speaking against the project Carl F.
Fonash. Chairman of the Bucks County
Commission and State Representative
Jim Greenwood (R-143).
SOURCE: CYF News Service. Feb. 7, 1985
PENTAGON: $640 TOILET COVER
The Pentagon acknowledged yester-
day that it had paid about $640 for a plas-
tic and fiberglass cover for toilets on its
P-3 Orion submarine-hunting airplanes.
Sen. William S. Cohen (R-Mainc) said
that such a purchase "gives new mean-
ing to the word 'throne.'"
SOURCE: Philadelphia Inquirer. Feb 5. 1985
LOSING THE LAND
"Just when we need it most, our
richest farmland is being chopped up for
housing developments and lost forever.
But a few provident farmers in Lancaster
County have found a way to save their
precious land."
The first step in the Lancaster County
program is to persuade township officials
to designate districts in which there can
be no more than four homes per lOO
acres.
Pennsylvania has been losing about
100.000 acres of farmland a year since
World War II, more has been said than
done. The state has at least 30 programs
on the books — none of which has stem-
med the loss.
SOURCE: Phila. Iryquirer Mag.. Jan 27, 1985
CARBIDE PROFIT
The Union Carbide Corporation, say-
ing that it had set aside $17.6 million to
cover its response to the Dec. 3 disaster
at its Bhopal. India, pesticides plant,
reported yesterday that it earned $13
million, or 19 cents a share, in the fourth
quarter.
SOURCE: New York Times. Jan 29. 1985
CHEMICAL LEAKS
Charlestown. W. Va. — A poll of 503
West Virginians showed more than 80
percent were concerned that a chemical
leak like the one that killed 2,000 people
in India could occur here.
SOURCE: Philadelphia lr\quirer. Feb 5, 1985
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The APR is all decked out for the Bridal Show on February 3. Is that you Jim
Buck?
Photo by Leslie E Blatt
Clarification of
Quiet Hours
As stated in the New Policy regula-
tions, Quiet Hours are established from 7
p.m. Sunday, until Friday, 12 noon.
Any noise that disturbs other resident
students is prohibited.
The time period between Friday, 12
noon and Sunday, 7p.m. is not to be a
period that students should assume they
can be noisy and create disturbances that
will bother other students.
Excessive noise is always proliib-
itcd, as stated in the Student Hand-
book, page 53, under the Quiet Hours
paragraph.
All students should adhere to this
policy.
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
The DVC Band and Chorale is com-
piling a cookbook containing the favorite
recipes of our faculty, staff, students, and
friends. We would appreciate having
your favorite recipe (s) to add to this dis-
tinguished collection of culinary delights.
Please fill in the form below and return it
to Box 207 by March 1. 1985.
The cookbooks will go on sale during
A-Day weekend and will continue a run
of first edition series in the Student Store
throughout the remainder of the semester.
Recipe Name:
Student Spotlight
by T.D.
Take my hand
and walk with me
through the fields
and down the road
Don't be afraid
please talk to me
silence echoed sounds —
I can hear iiour thoughts
I will help i/ou
find the loay
to the station
to catch your ride
So take my hand
and walk with me
down the silent empty tracks
to our departure
gripping tighter to each other's hands.
ATTENTION
Anyone interested in attending the
dress rehearsal of the Philadelphia Or-
chestra on Thursday. February 28 from
10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.. please contact
Mrs. Roberts. The conductor will be
Charles Dutoit.
Under the Yum-Yum Tree
Coining to DVC
Under the Yum-Yum Tree, an exu-
berant farce about a young couple shar-
ing an apartment under a vow of chasti-
ty, will be given at the Student Center
APR on Monday, February 25 beginning
at 7:30 p.m. The uninhibited comedy,
which ran on Broadway for 22 weeks,
will feature the Alpha-Omega Players,
well-known national touring company
from Texas.
Taking potshots at the modern fashion
for finding psychological adjustment,
Under the Yum-Yum Tree farsically
shows what happens when a girl who
feels drawn to a man wants to test the
compatibility of her romance before
marriage.
Robin is the girl who mistrusts her own
ardent yearnings toward an attractive
lawyer named Dave. She wants to make
certain that what she feels is not merely
an instinctive stirring.
She tells her fiance that "the true test
of a relationship isn't fun and games at all
but stress!" Stress is exactly what this
domestic but non -conjugal arrangement
produces.
The young lawyer is deprived of so
much sleep he is in danger of losing
clients and the promise of his whole
career. This peril ari^s not only because
of the giri's teasindy unworkable ar-
rangement but also because of the con-
stant intrusions of a busy-body neighbor
who calls himself Hogan and styles him-
self an irresisteWc magnet to women.
Paul R Pierce of the Repertory The-
ater of America has directed the laugh-
filled play, which was written by Law-
rence Roman. Tickets will be available at
the door. General admission price is $3.
Students get in FREE!
Snou) Removal Policy
and School Closing
Here is the snow removal policy for
those of you who are unaware of it:
1. Please refrain from parking in the
gravel area near Berkowitz Hall, since
they will plow all the snow into this
area.
2. If we have a heavy snowstorm, staff
members will attempt to completely
plow the student parking lot on Satur-
days. In order to do this, they are ask-
ing students to park their cars in the
lots behind the Agricultu-e Building
and Lasker Hall by noon on that Sat-
urday. Students should return their
cars to the main student parking lot on
Sunday.
The only way this will be accomplished
is with your cooperation.
School Closing
The College is included in radio and
TV announcements of school closings
due to adverse weather conditions. The
College's code numbers are: 770 for
closing, 5770 for opening one hour late,
and 6770 for opening two hours late.
DOT DAY
is March 1st
Pick up dots in the
Dean of Students Office!
Ingredients:
(please do not use abbreviations)
Instructions:
Submitted by:
Do you know this man? Groucho is it
really you?
Photo/ 1971 Corr)ucopia
Please feel free to copy this form or put
additional recipes on loose leaf.
Animal of the Week
Photo by Lir)da Goodhe
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
rm Sick of Hearing It
by Duke Blessing
1 am really starting to believe that some
people have a strong need to complain. 1
am really starting to believe that a good
percentage of the apathy on this campus
is directly attributable to that group of
people who complain but do nothing
about the situations at hand.
The complaint that I am going to tackle
today is: Why is the paper so small and
why is it so boring?
1. Most people that say this have nev^r
seen school papers outside of DVC
land. Most schools this size are on a
weekly or even a bi-weekly basis and
the papers that are larger usually have
journalism majors working on them.
2. Face the facts, with such a large per-
centage of this school involved with
agriculture — where is there anything
exciting happening around here?
Who really wants to read about Becky
the Bull producing 80.000 whatevers
of butterfat or the effort to name all of
our trees and shrubs on campus —
let's start with Moe. Larry, and Curly!
3. If the people that complained chan-
neled their energy into contributing,
we could have a much larger and in-
teresting paper.
in summary. 1 would personally like to
thank the dedicated workers on the staff.
It is a small person who sits back .^nd
complains, it is a big person who puts the
time and effort into something. Congrat-
ulations to us big people!
TEN GREAT MYTHS OF DVC
by Duke Blessing
1. All business majors are dumb. (/*//
remember that when I'm saumg you
thousands in taxes or going to court
for you.)
2. It is better to cheat than to repeat.
(Yes. but you can't cheat in a job in-
terview or in a job. they will find out
how much you really don't know.)
3. There is not enough room in the
library. (Only during finals is this
true, at all other times you can find
30 seats to your choosing.)
4 1 drink beer for the nutritional value.
(UH-HUH. and you smoke pot to
calm your nerves.)
5. Who needs graduate school, not
me. (You don't need it as long as
you don't desire a good job.)
6. The school food is not that bad!
(Yes. and $1400 is pocket change.)
7. All Ag majors smell like animals.
(No, I have met a few that don't.)
8. We don't need a pool. (This is true
as long as we have the post office
floor during the rain and snow
season.)
9. The Student Center has solved all of
the social-based problems on cam-
pus. (About as much as the Presi-
dent of the U.S. has solved the prob-
lems of the world.)
10. I can't wait for A-Day. (I also can't
wait for World War III.)
DVC goes for the pin
Photo by Leslie E Blatt
Aggie Wrestlers Defeat
Western Maryland
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team finished out
the regular season at 9-2 after a 27-16
victory over Western Maryland. The loss
was only the second of the season for
Western Maryland.
DVC vs. WESTERN MARYLAND
118 Brian Stanley lost by decision. 8-6
126 Dan Canale won by forfeit
134 Steve Canale won by pin at 2:02
142 Shaun Smith won by technical fall
at 3:41
150 Tracy Snyder won by decision.
2-0
158 Drew Brophy won by decision.
9-3
167 Tom Long won by decision.
20-11
177 Bob Cook lost by decision. 9-6
190 Dan DePretis lost by pin at 4:27
HWT Steve Rodichok lost by decision.
8-0
Kings Top Aggie Women,
73-48
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team is
now all but mathematically eliminated
from the MAC playoffs as Kings capitalized
on the Aggies poor shooting to post a
73-48 victory.
The Aggies got off to a slow start and
trailed 21-3 at one point. Thanks to
some good defense and streak shooting,
the women went into halftime down by
only eight points at 35-27.
Another slow start at the outset of the
second half put the Aggies behind 55-33
where they never could challenge apan
Darcell Estep led the Aggies with 13
points, while Anita Willis and Mary Jo
Bush scored 10 points apiece.
The loss, the ninth in ten garn»'s.
drops the Aggies to 8-9 overall. 2-5 in
the league.
Aggie Women Drop FDU,
70-61
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team evened
their record at 9-9 (3-5 in the league) as
they defeated FDU. 70-61.
For the first time in some nine or ten
games, the Aggies played well in most
facets of the game.
Mary Jo Bush led the Aggies in scor-
ing with 23 points. Anita Willis added 10
points to the winning effort.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of February 18
Wednesday. February 20
Green Thumb Nursery
Individual interviews in Placement
starting 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Thursday. February 21
Parkhurst Farm 7 Garden Supply
Individual interviews in Placement
starting 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
PLEASE SIGN UP
IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE.
Listless Aggies Thumped
by FDU, 76-55
By Duke Blessing
Going into Wednesday night's game
against FDU the Aggies had a 10-10
record and a chance to finish with six
straight victories and a 14-10 record.
DVC is definitely going to have an up-
hill battle on their hands if they want to
finish the sca«)n with an over .500
record after the 76-55 loss to FDU.
Trailing only 41-28 at halftime. DVC
was outscored 16-6 to open the second
half and fell behind 57-34. FDU coasted
the rest of the way for the 21 -point vktory.
Leading the Aggies in scoring were
Derrick McCarter and Eric Ford, both
had 1 1 points. Dodd Walker chipped in
with 10 points.
The loss drops the Aggies to 10-11
overall and a 4-9 record in the league.
AGGIES THROTTLED BY
KINGS, 9173
by Duke Blessing
DVC traveled to Kings College look-
ing to avenge December's disaster by
winning on Kings court.
The Aggies did outscore the home
team 42-36 in the second half, but Kings
won the first half 55-31. to add up to a
91-73 Aggie loss.
Dodd Walker was high man for the
Aggies as he scored 26 points. Derrick
McCarter added 15 points and Eric Ford
chipped in with 12.
With the loss, the Aggies fall to 10-12
overall and 4-10 in the league.
Photo hv Stephan Persaud
PERSONALS
SWM, 21 years old. loves sports, see-
ing places, doing things, and romance.
Looking for an intelligent and fun-loving
SWF to spoil to death . Write to Box 988.
I am a junior and 20 years old. I'm
looking for a guy who wants more than
just a one night stand. 1 am fairly nice
looking, like to dance and am not going
out with anyone. Write to Box 988.
Room 105 — Give me a chance and
I'll show you the world!
To my roommate: I'd really like to
know what happened that weekend
when I found the little box. socks, and
boxer shorts. Sounds like fun. Let me in
on your secret!
Dying to know!
SWF desires the companionship of a
SWM. Necessary requirements: must
love music, romantic moments, and
travel. Must also make at least $25,000
per year. I have dirty blonde hair, dark
brown eyes, and I'm 20 years old.
Serious replies only to Box 988.
We want a clean, ice-free parking lot.
A student with a car
Wanted for Conversation
Someone who thinks that this campus
needs an attitude adjustment. Contact
P.O. Box 988.
I love John — From Kris
Pennsylvania Dairyman's
Association
The Pennsylvania Dairyman's Associ-
ation held their annual meeting awards
banquet January 15. 1985 at the Penn
Harris Motor Inn. Camp Hill, PA.
DVC's Brown Swiss herd was recog-
nized for its achieving the honor of being
the top DHIA herd in the state for milk,
fat. and protein production. This was
based on a 365 day rolling herd average
(RHA) actual production with ten cows
producing 16.394 lb. milk. 4.5% F. 731
lb. fat. and 3.8% P and 620 lb. protein.
The College's Ayrshires are producing
well compared to the state's Ayrshire
herds. They were second for protein,
third for milk, and fourth for fat produc-
tion. This was based on a 365 day RHA
actual production with 12 cows produc-
ing 14.451 lb. milk. 4.0% F. 571 lb. fat.
3.5% P and 499 lb. protein.
In 1983, the Dairy established the Stu-
dent Herdsman program with the objec-
tive to provide more indepth dairy herd
management training experience. These
are upperclass students that are respon-
sible for the milking, heat detection,
feeding and overall general management
of the herd, and two student employees
each morning's milking and part of the
weekends
In addition, the Dairy Senior Tech-
niques 11 Class manages Barn 2 cows
{1984's class - 26 students - 26 cows) for
three months.
We arc encouraged that our students
have pride in the dairy program and seek
to improve their dairy management skills
to such a point that their efforts can be
recognized at the state and local levels.
Also, much credit goes to James
Quartuccio for his diligent efforts as Herd
Supervisor.
The undying efforts of the College's
Administration can't be overly appreci-
ated or emphasized.
Aggie Women Upset
at Lycoming
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team
traveled to Williamsport to take on a
Lycoming team with a 2-12 record (1-9
in the league).
Lycoming raised their record to 3-12
with a 74-71 victory over the visiting
Aggies.
Down by only two points at the half.
DVC fell behind by 16 points and could
not quite make up the difference.
Mary Jo Bush had a second consecu-
tive 23-point effort to lead the Aggies in
scoring. Kim Frey and Darcell Estep
scored 19 and 16 respectively.
The Aggies drop to 9-10 overall with
the loss. Their league record remains
3-5.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Vencziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988.**
NOTICE: The opinions exixessed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 19
Monday, Febniaiy 25. 1985
Submit to
our new
Personals
Column!
Senior Research at DVC
The following article is the first /n a
series of articles about the Senior Re-
search Program at DVC. The articles will
appear between now and the end of the
term.
The Senior Research Program at DVC
is a unique opportunit}^ available to all
qualified students. It is strongly recom-
mended for those considering graduate
school, professional school, or an indus-
trial research career.
This month's report is on a project b\;
Brian J. Roberts. He was born in Avon-
dale, Pennsylvania and grew up on a
small family farm. His interest in green-
house production began in 1 980.
Brian J. Roberts is the brain child
behind an innovative research project in
the field of hydroponics.
Hydroponics is a relatively new con-
cept in the greenhouse production of
fresh vegetables. The principle is simply
the supplying of nutrients to plants in
solution rather than in soil. After all. it is
the nutrients, not the soil itself, that
makes plants grow. Hydroponics on
paper sounds simple, but there are many
complications which limit the commercial
profitability of this process.
One of those complications is algae. It
feeds on the nutrient rich solution (algae
eats the same stuff as lettuce); once it
feeds, it multiplies. Such growth of algae,
in the pipes and gutters which carry the
solution, clogs the capillary tubes which
feed the plants, thus robbing the plant of
food, and the greenhouse owner of prof-
it. Nobody wants to raise algae.
Brian's experiment addresses this
problem. He says that not much has
been done as far as research in this area,
because it is not yet commercially profit-
able. At this point, there is no algae-
cide specifically labeled for this type of
problem.
Hopefully, as the popularity of hydro-
p>onics increases, one of these algaecides
which are currently on the market will
change its label. Brian's greater hope is
that this label change will be in some way
the result of his research.
Dear Aggie
Dear Aggie,
Here's the situation: I have a crush on
this giri — big tirtie! She knows it but 1
really get the impression it doesn't mat-
ter. I'm just one of the sheep in the flock
of many. I'm not the best looking guy on
campus but I am fun and have access to
more things than most people. The prob-
lem: Should I win her with money and
good times or treat her normal?
Going Bonkers
Dear Bonkers,
Any girl who has to be won over with
money is not worth the buck in your
wallet. Find a shepherd whose flock is
few and just act like yourself.
Aggie
COMING SOON!
Friday, March 22, 1 9SS
7:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
ANNUAL BOOK SALE
Joseph Krauskopf Memorial Library
BOOKS - MAGAZINES - "SPECIALS'
STUDENT POLL:
Sex at DVC
Does it exist? If so, how do you feel
about it? Write down the answers to the
following questions (feel free to expand
on them) and drop them in Ram Pages
Box *988.
\. What do you look for in a
relationship?
a. love
b. sex
c. both a & b
d. someone to study with
e. other
2. What is foundation of that
relationship?
a. friendship
b. infatuation
c. love
d. sex
e. other
3. What do you look for in a mate?
a. physical appearance
b. money
c. character
d. a good time
e. other
4. Do you believe in premarital sex?
a. yes
b. no
c. it depends on how much I love
him or her
d. other
5. Where is your favorite night spot
on campus?
a. his or her room
b. Farm *3
c. Lake Archer
d. his car
e. other (please expand on this)
6. Where is your favorite night spot in
the Doylestown area?
a. New Britain Inn
b. somewhere out on 309
c. Adult Worid
d. a nearby farm field
e. other
7. How often do you have sex?
a. never, don't believe in sex
before marriage
b. three times a week
c. only on weekends
d. whenever I have a heavy exam
the next day
8. How serious is the relationship?
a. we're getting married
b. just exercise
c. just to pass the time
d. serious enough to wait till we tie
the knot
9. Is sex beneficial?
a. yes, my GPA went up l-point
b. yes, I've lost somewhat
c. no, my GPA went down to 0.5
d. no. I'm failing physical education
10. Write a short essay on either:
a. love and sex
b. sex, a crash diet
Caesar's Valentine
On Valentine's Day, Caesar's Pub was
once again a hit, the place was packed.
The music was again provided by The
Pro's and most everyone enjoyed danc-
ing to both new and old music (like But-
tercup). For those of you who haven't
managed to make it to Caesar's, come
out and give it a try. For those of you
who did, thanks.
Your waitress,
Rosemary
P.S. And how about a bigger tip next
time!
Dear Editors
Dear Editora,
In response to the absurd letter written
by Tim Ireland, I would like to defend
blacks. I agree only on one point. There
should be no special categories for musi-
cians. If you are superior, you should be
praised no matter what your color. But
Timmy. you didn't do your homework.
First of all, if you even begin to presume
for one second that there is reverse dis-
crimination in this powerful white world
you must be sick! Until you have been in
a black's shoes, you cannot begin to im-
agine how #iey are treated. Second,
what does an all black college have to do
with your little music? In case you have
forgotten Timmy ole' buddy, blacks had
to originate their own colleges because
whites didn't want them in theirs. And
who has given you the authority to say
it's tolerable? We don't need your opin-
ion! And why is the United Negro Col-
lege Fund pushing it a bit? The only
whites I see giving money for blacks to go
to college are the recruiters who desper-
ately need them for their athletic teams,
in order to keep their own jobs mind
you. It is far too obvious that you are
very ignorant on the subject of the treat-
ment of blacks. Most blacks do not have
and never have had (due to previous his-
torical happenings) the financial resources
to attend college, so why is someone
helping blacks pushing it a bit? Face it
Timmy, most whites don't need the help.
And Timmy, if I was smart like I thought I
was. I would not be in a farm school but
rather an academically sound black uni-
versity. And finally Tim, why don't you
come on down to my neighborhood and
tell some of the fellas they don't need the
Negro Fund. I'm sure you'd have a very
interesting day.
Keith Lindsey
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
In reply to the "Disgusted Women" in
last week's editorials, I feel that you have
a lot of growing up to do!
If you feel like you arc on display at
the new social activities, it is only because
you wanted to!
These new registered parties are de-
signed to keep the students on campus
on the weekend. The parties allow
everyone to have a chance to blow off
steam by socializing and dancing and
that is all! The parties are not designed to
have girls lose their dignity and self-
respect. It is up to the individual if she
wants to lose her self-respect.
If you can't go to a party and have a
good time because the guys are drooling
over you, then you should've gone to an
"All Girls School!" 1 myself enjoy the 4: 1
ration!
4:1 and I am winning!
Future Farmers of America
Did you notice the FFA displays in the
library? How about people wearing FFA
stickers? Maybe you heard Debbie Pom-
eroy and our own Mr. Morris on the local
radio? If so. that's because the Future
Farmers of America have celebrated Na-
tional FFA Week during Feb. 16-23.
The FFA has been preparing people
for careers in agriculture since 1928.
With it.i attention for preparing for tomor-
row, the FFA intends to reach and main-
tain a standard of excellence that will
keep agriculture *1. here and abroad.
Movies
by Rosemary Kluth
The three-day weekend gave my boy-
friend and I a chance to relax and go to
the movies. We saw about half of Heaven
Help Us. When we walked into the the-
ater we knew nothing about it besides
that it's about a Catholic boy's school.
What we found out was, to put it bluntly,
it stunk! The movie was offensive and
made a mockery of the Catholic church
(which would have been ok if it was fun-
ny) . The plot also left a lot to be desired.
Nothing happened in the half we saw.
We were both dying to leave except we
paid $10 to see it. Luckily, the film kept
breaking so we and quite a few other
people walked out and got our money
back. We were so happy when we left
that we didn't waste our time and money
on such a terrible movie.
But wait a minute! We did see a great
movie. The Breakfast Club. This movie
was about five teenagers who had Satur-
day detention. They ail had to spend the
whole day sitting in the library. They
were all different types: one a jock,
another a brain, another a basketcase,
another a burnout. The movie involved
them learning about themselves, their
parents, and each other. One thing they
learned was that they weren't really that
different. It was interesing, touching, and
amusing. Everyone should see it.
■saj^g^H^
CAESAR'S PUB MENU
Getting hungry around 9 p.m.
because dinner was too disgusting to
eat. Caesar's Pub has the answer.
Starting at 10 p.m. nightly, Caesar's
has reasonably priced specials every
night, so come on over and check it
out.
Sunday Chili Dog
Monday Hot Sausage Sandwich
Tuesday Pork Roll & Cheese
Wednesday Roast Beef Sandwich
Thursday Ice Cream Sandwiches
Check Ram Pages every week for
the menu and details on entertain-
ment and special events for the week.
i^ ir is it :k it ie it
This Week on
Campus
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Know When To Say When
...A Campaign for
Resfponsible Drinkiiig
For most adults, having a drink is a way to relax and ex^oy the
company of family and friends. Only when alcoholic beverages are
abused do they pose a danger, leading to drunk driving and other
serious problems.
Anheuser-Busch and your local distributor are proud of the prod-
ucts we sell . . . the worldfe greatest family of quality beers. "Vfe want
you to ei\joy our fine products but to remember to drink sensibly
and to know your personal limits.
That's why we're encouraging consumers to "Know When To Say
When" in a campaign to promote greater awareness of the re-
sponsibilities associated with drinking. So, eiyoy your favorite
beverage . . . responsibly Please. Know When Tb Say When.
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DUKE'S DIARY
-That Lousy Pig Poo|> Smell"
by Duke Blessing
Dedicated to the people who still feel
the cafeteria is part of the farm.
Walking down the road
towards that place to eat,
mv nose started to curl
as the smell was worse than feet.
Yes, feet, \^ou know
long things with five toes,
much smaller than an arm
much larger than a nose.
I got inside the cafe
as the smell went aioay.
but here came the troops
who in the poop they plaii.
I sat in the back
and thought it would do well,
how can an^fone eat
with that lousi/ pig poop smell.
Five minutes later
I then ran out of luck,
the food that went down so good
soon left with or\e upchuck.
Oh please, oh ple(Ke, I beg
wash \/our hands and feet real well,
it's not fair to the rest of us
to whif ^our pig poop smell.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 25
Tuesday, February 26
Wakefern Food Corporation
Summer internships - juniors only
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
(Informal meeting Monday night, Rm.
201, Student Center at 7:30 p.m.)
Wednesday, February 27
Poley Landscaping
Summer and full time employment
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday, February 28
Shearer/Penn Tree Company
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Medford Leas Retirement Community
Summer employment, sophomores &
juniors
Individual interviews. 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Wanner Corporation
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Friday, March 1
Southern States Cooperative Inc.
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
(Informal meeting Thursday night, Rm.
201. Student Center at 7:30 p.m.)
Aggies Tie 14-Year Old
Victory Mark
By Duke Blessing
Coach Les Lombard! and his team
tied a 14-year standing record for vic-
tories as the Aggies defeated Drew Uni-
versity 79-78.
The last time DVC won 12 games was
back in 70-71.
The Aggies finish the season at 12-12
with a 6-10 league mark — not too bad
for a team made up of 11 freshmen!
Against Drew, Dodd Walker led the
team in scoring with 22 points. John
Boone continued his second-half ram-
page scoring 20. Marvin Emerson and
Derrick McCarter added 15 and 10
respectively.
Next week's paper will include an in-
terview and. post-season wrap-up with
Coach Les Lombardi.
AGGIE WRESTLERS WIN
MAC CHAMPIONSHIP
by Duke Blessing
Lycoming College has been the MAC
champion in each of the last two years by
narrowly defeating the A^ies.
With DVC losing such outstanding
wrestlers as Mark Sands, Troy Marshall,
Tony Tarsi, and Bruce Stranjrah, the
'84- '85 Aggies did not kxjk like a team
ready to challenge for the championship.
But with the combinations of hard
work and determination and second
semester transfers filling some gaps, this
Aggie team traveled to Widener Univer-
sity with one thought in mind — winning
the championship that they had been
denied the past two years.
The Aggies turned the tables on Ly-
coming and the rest of the conference as
they scored 113.75 points to win the
championship. Lycoming was second
with 108|X)ints.
Freshman Shaun Smith was named
the Mo^ Outstanding Wrestler of the
tournament as he won all four of his
bouts by technical falls at the 142 pound
weight cla^.
Dan Canale earned the right to defend
his AIl-American title as he won an indi-
vidual title at 126 pounds.
Another freshman, Tracy Snyder,
won the championship at 150 pounds
and along with Smith and Canale, will be
heading to the Nationals next week.
Also contributing to the winning effort
were Drew Brophy, second at 158
pounds; Steve Canale, third at 134
pounds; Tom Long, fifth at 167 pounds;
Bob Cook, fifth at 177 pounds.
Looking ahead to next year, the Ag-
gies do not lose anyone from this cham-
pionship squad. The rest of the league
had better be watching out!
Good luck to Smith, Canale, and
Snyder and let's hope for three All-
Americans!
Editor's Note: I hope this is suitable,
if not, try writing 72* of material each
week. It's not as easy as it may look.
Aggie Women Defeat
Upsala to Even Record
by Duke Blessing
In a game that the DVC women had
to win for a shot at a winning season this
year, the Aggie women came through
with a 78-75 victory at Upsala College.
Doris McNeil hit a 14-foot jumper with
14 seconds left and Mary Jo Bush sank
two free throws to seal the victory.
Mary Jo Bush led the Aggies in scor-
ing with 24 fxjints. Kim Frey, Darcell
Estep, and Doris McNeil scored 18, 15,
and 13 respectively.
The win evens the Aggies overall at
10-10 and raises their conference record
to 4-5.
Aggie Women Cap Off
Winning Season
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team
did something that had not been done in
eight previous seasons — they finished
the season with a winning record (11-10
overall, 5-5 league).
It is also important to mention that the
women were only a few breaks away
from a 14 or 15 win season and a spot in
the playoffs.
The Aggies opened up an 18-point
halftime lead against Drew University
and coasted to a 79-55 victory.
Mary Jo Bush and Doris McNeil led
the Aggies with 14 points apiece. Kim
Frey and Darcell Estep scored 12 each
and Anita Willis chipped in with 10
points.
Next week's paper will contain an In-
terview and post-season wrap-up. with
Coach Gary Pento.
PERSONALS POLICY:
If you noticed the new Personals col-
umn in the paper and wondered how to
submit your own material, the proce-
dure is simple:
1. Submit the signed personal to Box
988.
2. Names can be kept confidential if
requested.
3. Numbers will be assigned to confi-
dential personals and printed in the
paper.
4. To respond, write your response to
the number and the response will be
forwarded to that person.
5. Keep it printable!
Dulce*s Sitylng —
If you shoot for the moon and miss,
don't be mad because you'll still be
among the stars.
DVC Defeats
Nationally Ranked
Lycoming, 63-51
by Duke Blessing
Head Coach Les Lombardi could not
have picked a better opponent to defeat
to tie his personal best for victories than
national power Lycoming College.
Lycoming entered the game ranked
No. 12 in the NCAA Divisran III and
they looked it as they jumped out to 8-0
and 12-2 leads. The Aggies fought back
to tie the game and even took a 29-23
lead into halftime.
DVC jumped out to a 12-point lead
but Lycoming cut It to three, at 46-43,
with three minutes remaining.
The Aggies then went on a mini-tear
and upped the lead to nine on the way to
a 63-51 victory.
John Boone scored 18 points to lead
the Aggies while Dodd Walker chipped
in with 15.
The victory raises the Aggies overall
record to 11-12 and league record to
5-10.
3rd Annual Career Day
The Placement Office's 3rd Annual
Career Day will be held Tuesday,
March 5, 1985 from 9 a.m -3 p.m.
in the Student Center. Everyone is
welcome!
Company representatives will be
discussing: full time positions with
seniors, internships (summer & fall)
1985 with sophomores and juniors,
full time summer with freshman,
sophomores, and juniors.
Future opportunities plus much more!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
The DVC Band and Chorale is com-
piling a cookbook containing the favorite
recipes of our faculty, staff, students, and
friends. We would appreciate having
your favorite recipe (s) to add to this dis-
tinguished collection of culinary delights.
Please fill in the form below and retum it
to Box 207 by March 1. 1985.
The cookbooks will go on sale during
A-Day weekend and will continue a run
of first edition series in the Student St(5re
tfirouglx)Ut the remainder of the semester.
Recipe Name: .
Ingredients:
(please do not use abbreviations)
Instructions:
Submitted by:
PERSONALS
Neil, Scott, Chris, Jerry, and Dave.
Thanks for the great and wild time at the
New Britain Inn. Repeat every Thursday
night.
Love, Bamess Girls
Roommate — Eat Your Heart OutI
I have fun when you go home on the
weekends! Next time, I will cover my
tracks. I know, careless!
Your Lustful Roommate
P.S. My new book about my secrets will
scx>n be done!
Terri D.
dress!
Smile, it matches your
Rowdy; Roddy; Piper goes down to
THE Hulkster. Justice for C];ndi Lauper.
A young, attractive looking girl, who
has a slight weight problem, is looking for
a young, attractive male. The male shcnjid
be nice, charming, and not have an e^
the size of Texas. Looking for a Klation-
ship that doesn't get too involved sexual-
ly. Please contact Box *988 if interested.
Code 001
There is no bigger shock in the world
than giving a giri a long, passionate -kiss
only to find out that she chews Copen-
hagen Tobacco!
SWF, 19 years old, likes to dance and
study. Looking for boy to spend times
with. Write to Box ^88. Code 002
Gorgeous — Today's rose could turn
into tomonrow's dreams. AU I want is a
chance!
Box 1069 — Do you like water skiing,
the shore, sports, fancy places, a good
time? You'll like me!
I am not a sex object — straighten up
your act big felfow, you're not that great!
\6\ot — My name is John, not Paul!
ATTENTION
Anyone interested in attending the
dress rehearsal of the Philadelphia Or-
chestra on Thursday, February 28 hrom
10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., please contact
Mrs. Roberts. The conductor will be
Charles Dutoit.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home owoy from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4^11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m.-2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
I^ease feel free to copy this form or put
additionoA recipes on Icxxe leaf.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Eteweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somervillc
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See newB In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Delaware Valley College
MARCH 1985
B s
BasebaU
G =
Golf
SB =
Softball
SC =
Student Center
APR =
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
«
1
DOT
DAY!
2
SNIGUETS — BACK ONCE MORE! A! I NEW! Twinch - n The movement a dog makes with its head when it hears a high-
Sni^t — Any word that doesn't a]:^ar in the dictionary, but should!
-, . Th h lp <vilti k Rlceroach — n. The burnt krispie in every box of Rice Kri^ies.
^, Tu • -*. / »L J 1 11 u 1 _i J PhoMie — n. The build up of dust on a record needle.
Guopo — n, The juncture of the ear and skull where perKils are stored.
e . .^ . , .., ...1 tu \ X.U u .u J This month there's an addition — Minims* —A familiar quotation with an odd twist!
Scnmtch — n. Impossible area in middle of back which can riever be scratched.
Submit your sniglets to Box 1126.
3
'"You can fool all of the people
some of the time; ^ou can fool
some people all of the time; and
that should be sufficient for most
puqx^es. "
Philadelphia Flower Show.
4 Terri's Birthday
CAREER
DAY
APR • 9 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
Bring \;our resume!
f' t^ MOVIE: ^
^ Apocolypse Now
APR • 8 p.m. • FREE
TATl OO YOU
11:30 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
$1.00 a tattoo
' Dairy Society
Banquet
Williamson's • 8 p.m.
VIDEO DANCE
APR • 9p.m.-l a.m.
8
SPRING
BREAK
9
4 p.m.
10
Eque^rian Team, U of D, LaSalle
W Time to
catch up
ort all your
back work!
12
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13
PRING BREA
ENJOY SOME
GOOD HOME
COOKING!
K fr
15
16
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17
SPRING
BREAK
ENDS
■■■" St. Patridc's Day
18
GET
REVENGE
DAY
(For those of you who missed
the last one.)
19
The earl^ worm gets eaten by a
bird."
20
HAPPY
SPRING
First Day of Spring
21 *
"A Night with
the Classics"
Concert by Chorale & Band
APR
22
Block & Bridle
Banquet
Williamson's
^^ Junior
Dinner Dance
Ivy Manor
Equestrian Team, lUP, Stock Seat
T, Delaware State Relays, 9 a.m.
SB (A) Wilkes. 2 p.m.
\24
g^ ^^s^ Eque^rian Team
•jl >s^ lUP/Scton Hill
Equestrian Team ^V^
DVC/Stock Seat >.
PALM SUNDAY N^
25 ^ MOVIE: ^
Star Trek U
The Wrath of Khan
APR • 8 p.m. • HKEE
B (H) Ursinus, 1 p.m.
26
Ortly 27 more
school days!
O^ Pre-registratlon
Conferences
Carnival Photos
APR» 11:30 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
$1.00
G (H) Kings, 2 p.m.
B (A) Swarthmore, 3 p.m.
SB (H) P.S.O . 4 p.m.
28
BEEKEEPERS'
MEETING
Mandell 114 • 8 p.m.
29
Senior
Dinner Dance
Williamson's
G (H) Swarthmore. 1 p.m.
€%gx BEEKEEPING
JU SHORT COURSE
B (H) FDU. 1 p.m.
SB (A) Scranton. 1 p.m.
Respectfully submitted for
your approval,
Carolyn Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
IMlsRRfaQi?s'^aaIll](SSf ©S)flll®g®
Vol. XVIV. No. 20
Monday. March 4. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Career
Day
Issuel
3RD ANNUAL CAREER DAY
REPRESENTATIVES:
A.L. Williams Co.
American Landscapers
Argus Research Labs, Inc.
Atlantic Breeders Co-op
Brickman Industries, Inc.
Buckshire Feeds Ltd .
Chapel Valley Landscaping Co.
Chcmlawn of Wilmington, DE
Chemlawn of Lancaster. PA
Chemlawn of Warminster. PA
Chemlawn of Denville. NJ
Chemlawn of Hainesport. NJ
Chemlawn of S. Plainfield. NJ
Ciba-Geigy Corp.
College Settlement of Philadelphia
Control Services
FMC Corp.
Farm Bureau Co-op
Farm Credit Service (NJ)
Farmers Home Administration USDA
. Harrisburg. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Doylestown. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Clinton. NJ
First Investors Corp.
Flower Time. Inc.
Foliage Plant Systems
Food & Drug Administration
Friendly Ice Cream Corp.
Green Baron Corp.
H.F. Michell Co.
Hare-Rabbits for Research
Division of Marland Breeding Farms
Hazlcton Research Products. Inc.
Hess's
Internal Revenue Service
Philadelphia District
Internal Revenue Service
Bensalem District
Kraft, Inc.
Longacre. Inc.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MARCH 4
Tuesday. March 5
Career Day
^) am -.S p.m.
StU(U'nt Center
FiH'rvouc welcome!
Wednesday. March 6
Nabisco Brands
Flowfr Timt' inc.
Rolling (iri'ens. Inc.
Perdue Inc.
Summer internship, juniors only
Individual interviews. 9 am. -4 p.m
Thursday. March 7
Merck Sharp & Dohme
Bocchieri Nursery
Individual interviews. 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
TUESDAY, MARCH 5, 1985
9:00 A.M. -3:00 P.M.
STUDENT CENTER
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!
Company representatives
will be discussing:
Full time positions
Seniors
Internships (summer & fall) 1985
Sophomores, Juniors
Full time summer
Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors
Future opportunities
Plus Much More!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES!
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS!
Music / Nightlife
bv Michael DeRosa
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
\. Careless Whisper. Wham
2. Easv Louer. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. / Want to Know What Love Is.
Foreigner
4 You're the Inspiration. Chicago
5. Louerboi;. Billy Ocean
6 The Boj,'s of Summer. Don Henley
7. California Girls. David Lee Roth
8. Sugar Walls. Sheena Easton
9 Method of Modern Love. Hall &
Gates
10. The Old Man Down the Road. John
Fogerty
This Week's Countiy Top Ten:
1. Make M^; Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
2. On^ Owner Heart. T.G. Sheppard
3 Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
4. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
5. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Scaggs
6. She's Gonna Win Your Heart. Eddy
Raven
7. Babi;'s Got Her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
8. Baby Bye Bye. Gary Morris
9. My Baby's Got Good Timing, Dan
Seals
10. All Tangled Up in Love. Gus Hardin
REPRESENTATIVES:
Merck & Co. Inc.
Metropolitan Insurance Co.
Nabisco Brands
Na-Churs Plant Food Co.
New York Life Insurance Co.
Oglevee Associates Inc.
Ortho Pharmaceutical Corp.
Parker Interior Plantscape
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens. Inc.
Peace Corps
Pennfield Corp.
Perdue Inc.
Pitman-Moore, Inc.
Poley Landscape & Nursery
Radio Shack/Tarwjy Corp.
Rickert Nurseries Landscape Division
Rohm & Haas Co.
Rolling Greens. Inc.
Rolling Hill Hospital/Medical
Technology Program
Rutgers University/Cook College
Shearer/Penn Tree Co. & Lawn Care
Smith Kline & French
Snow King Frozen Foods
Southeast Farm Credit Service
Terminix International
The Tyler Arboretum
USDA Meat Grading & Certification
USDA Soil Conservation Service
U.S. Air Force
U.S. Army
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Marine Corps
U.S. Naval Reserve
Waterloo Gardens
Wistar Institute
Young's Inc., Livestock Nutritional
Services
This Week on
Campus
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DUKE'S DIARY
"Sweet Country Aroma**
Dear Mr. Blessii^,
I, like other students, do not approve
of the way you make accusations and
would like to point out a few things;
however, I am not going to be as unsub-
tle as you have been in the past.
First, this is an agricultural college that
bases its learning on hands on experi-
ence. This is in the form of our Tech-
niques. Judging, Feeding, and Nutrition
classes. To be able to practice these
things which we leam in the classroom,
we must maintain animals here at the
school. That requires us to take care of
them daily. The smell comes with the ter-
ritory when animals are involved.
Secondly, you like to complain and
cut up the students who work at the
Dairy and Farm 3, but remember this:
only 3-5% of the U.S. population feeds
the entire nation and most of the world
for that matter. One time at a convention
that I was attending, a lady stood up and
stated, "Who needs the farmer, I get my
food at the store." If you have this theory
of thinking, you are gravely mistaken.
I'm sure that other people don't like the
smell and 1 myself notice it, but would
you rather put up with a little "pig poop"
smell or be without ham. bacon, or pork
chops? Also, Mr. Hepner. other faculty,
and the heads of our work study depart-
ments devised a way to reduce the smell.
It's not as bad as what it could be!
Finally, some of the students help take
care of these animals, and our schedules
are worked around our classes. This
forces us to eat when we come back
from work. I get done working at 6 p.m.
and 1 don't have the money to go out to
eat everytime that 1 work, if you don't
like the way we smell, you could give us
money to go out to eat, or better yet,
come down to the farm and help us get
done early so that we can take a shower
before we come to the cafe.
If you are not used to these country
aromas at your house, you are sorely
missing the broadest and most rewarding
industry in Pennsylvania and throughout
the U.S. - AGRICULTURE.
r Sincerely,
Brian E. Fleisher
COMING
NEXT ISSUE
Results of
Sex Poll
Dear Mr. Fleisher,
First of all, 1 would like to extend my
congratulations to you for being the only
person who has taken the time to write a
letter concerning opposing views. You
have a good writing style and* the paper
could use someone like you (that's a sub-
tle hint — Monday nights at 7 p.m. in the
Ram Pages office).
I do agree with most of what you say
but I'll get to that later.
To the thin-skinned Ag majors who
have for some reason been offended by
recent articles and/or poems, my objec-
tive in writing somewhat sarcastic or off-
colored pieces is not to knock down or
belittle any group or individual — it is an
attempt to breath some fresh air into
what is becoming a stale environment
(no side meaning intended) .
You would be interested to know just
how small of a minority you are in.
Some administrators, staff and faculty,
and many students look forward to
something funny and have patted me on
the back and said how much they enjoy
reading "The Diary." For fvery one
negative comment I hear, 1 get about ten
positives! Not a bad ratio eh?! Even some
Ag majors enjoy the zinging — oh well,
you can't please all of the people!
Brian, let me explain something to
you and the gang. For over three years
now. I have been hearing the bull about
the business major and I have never
bitched (this doesn't concern your letter) .
You all say how we sleep all day and
play all night. Is there anything wrong
with getting a little even? The Ag gang
says that this is DVC of Science and Ag-
riculture, not of Business. Most schools
offer much more than is written in its
name. Philadelphia Textile has an ex-
cellent business program. Face the facts
— in sheer numbers, the business de-
partment has grown every year as Ag
slowly drops in numbers. I never have
said we don't need farmers but many
farmers feel they'll never need business
majors.
Well guys, if you ever plan on making
money you will probably need: a banker,
accountant, lawyer and financial plan-
ner/stock broker — most of them are
business graduates! We need you but
you also need us. Think about this: Right
now. a group of business majors in
Washington (Congress) are about to
decide the fate of literally hundreds of
thousands of farms — quite a bit of
power for the B.S. in Bus. Adm!
And as far as the business major here
at this school, those of us at the top of
the class are looking at Ivy League
graduate schools and/or Fortune 5(X)
companies. Another -figure to ponder —
the average graduate of an MBA pro-
gram at top ten schools with a few years
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$30.000-$46,000. That will put some
food on anybody's table!
I know I got off track but you under-
stand my point. I am sorry if I ruffled
some feathers but it did stir and wake
some people up.
I have to end with a comment which
relates to your last paragraph. David
Jennings, ABC news anchor, "34% of
all farms are in serious trouble and it
probably will grow worse."
The most rewarding industry across
the nation - BUSINESS. HIGH TECH!
Gotta run. my ham. bacon, and pork
chops are burning!
Yours in busini'ss.
Duke Blessincj
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I am writing to apologize to anyone
who was offended by mv letter of two
weeks ago. I felt as though it was tasteful-
ly written or I would not have submitted
it. It has become obvious to me. after
reading^the letter in last weeks paper that
some of the readers misunderstood my
point. The MAIN point of my letter was
that no one should be judged according
to their sex. ethnic group, or religion! I'm
glad that someone stepped forward to
defend blacks but I don't see the need I
wasn't attacking blacks! I was attacking
the backwards society we live in . I believe
that NOTHING should he totally exclu-
sive. That is why the United Negro Col-
lege Fund crept into my last letter, be-
cause to the best of my knowledge it is
available only to blacks. 1 am not totally
ignorant to the plight of the black man
and woman in today's society I simply
feel that there is no way to make up for
mistakes of the past! We must live in the
present and for the future! Last but not
least, in reference to "my opinion." we
need everyone's opinion! A person's
opinion is just one more of the things that
makes each and everyone of us unique.
Once again. 1 apologize for any mis-
understandings. And. now that you
know some of what I was tfiinking when
I wrote the original letter. 1 invite you to
reread it. I'm sure it will make more
sense and be less offensive. If the etlitors
have room 1 would like for them to re-
print the original letter for anyone who
does not save their paper. I am also sorry
that this letter did not appear in last
week's paf)er but. due to the irresponsi-
bility of the editors. I was not notified
before my name was slandered all over
the front page! If I'm not mistaken, the
policy of this paper is to notify anyone
whose name appears in an article BE-
FORE publication so that they liavn a
chance to rebuttle in the same issue.
PS If the author of last week's letter
would like to talk. I am open minded
and relatively eas\j to find.
Sincerely.
Tim Ireland
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
To Tim Ireland, we sincerely apologi/.e
for our unforgivable oversight. Policy
does state that a person must be notified
if their name is mentioned in the paper. It
will not happen again.
Thank {;ou.
Co-editors ir} chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
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PERSONALS
You said that you would not but you
did. I said that I would not and I did not.
It is therefore time for you to hit the pike!
The Used One
I told you to call ine but you must have
forgotten my number, 1 told you to stop
by but you must have forgotten my ad-
dress. I tokl you to stay in touch but I
have not heard from you — my ijood
friend!
The Used One
WANTED! Two junior women are
looking for a blonde curly-haired fresh-
man named Bruce to be a study partner.
Urgent! Our grades are dropping quickly.
To you know who! Do you want to
settle for just when you can have both
love and lust. I have animal passion too
you know! Will you ever choose?
Do you want to go to Florida for spring
break? I am going to the Tampa/St
Petersburg area bftween March 7 and
March LS. If you want to share expenses
call 822-2021
You do know that you drive me wild
when you wear those pants.
Why do you act so stAkk up? Some-
one is <?oing to put you in your place
someday!
Jack the uiiudow
Senior male seekin.^ female who loves
to dance to acioni]»any him to dinner
dance. Must be wftitng to split cost. No
strings attached!
Do you know how to treat a lady?
"Where are mv daisies'^
All I want is one chance — you know
who!
FLORAL SOCIETY
by Rosemary Kluth
Floral Society's registered party. Sat-
urday. February 2.'1 was a success. Our
English visitors seemed to have enjoyed
themselves and so did everyone else.
We wouki like to extend our thanks to
Sam Juliano for doing a terrific job as
DJ Also, we would like to thank Don
Slater. Bob Clancy, and Wendy Unger
for the use of their stereo equipment. We
hope to have another terrific party some-
time this semester. Our next meeting will
he March .Sth at 7 p.m in GHIV, Every-
one is welcome, the more the merrier.
CAESARS PUB MENU
Here's what's cookin' at Caesar's
this week.
Sunday Pork Roll & Cheese
Monday Meatballs
Tuesday Roast Beef Sandwich
Wednesday Shake & Brownie
Thursday Chili Dog
Check the Cafeteria for signs about
nightly movies.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D, Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news tn the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 21
Nonday. March 25, 1985
NOTICE: The opinions ('\(>ri'sst'(i m diiv in(llvi(lii<»l <)rti< If do not m'(i>ss.irilv wfk'rt the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
Philadelphia Flower Show
Sex Poll Results
Coming April 20
* Superstars •
A TOUCH OF BRITAIN AT DVC?!!
A Touch of Brittiiii in Our Ciardett
Heritage
by Leslie E. Blatt &
Joe Ferry
For two weeks. DVC was touched by
a bit of the British. Four graduated stu-
dents and their instructor arrived on
Thursday. Feb. 21. from Merrist Wood
Agricultural College in Surrey. England,
to join in on a combined effort with stu-
dents at DVC on a Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit entitled "Our Garden
Heritage."
Miss Kathleen Askew. Mr. Richard
Powell. Mr. Mark Dowle. Mr. Andrew
King and Mr. Geoff Ace, Head of the
Landscape Construction Department at
Merrist Wood, along with approximately
30 students and several faculty members
from DVC began the actual work on the
Philadelphia Flower Show exhibit on
Saturday, Feb. 23. The exhibit featured
an old English garden which has evolved
over the y 2ars to the more modem gar-
den found in England today. Many of to-
day's American gardens reflect the British
characteristics and designs which have
become an important part of our garden
heritage.
"We tried to show how the English
have influenced American gardening,"
said Dr. Martin, Chairman of the Orna-
mental Horticulture Department. "We
reproduced a typical old English cottage
garden as well as a more modern version
all within the same exhibit."
This year's exhibit was much bigger
than anything the College has attempted
at the Flower Show in the past. Covering
1 .700 square feet, using 17 tons of stone
and three truckloads of earth life, along
with hundreds of different types of plant
material, the total cost of the exhibit was
approximately $7,000. Normally, the
College budgets nearly $5,000 for the
Flower Show The Pennsylvania Horti-
cultural Society contributed some funds
to make up the difference. The cost of
the exhibit would have been considerably
higher if not for the fact that 75 percent
of the plant material was donated by
DVC graduates.
Because of the special nature of this
year's exhibit. DVC was not part of the
usual Flower Show judging, although we
did receive the Herb Society's award for
the best use of herbs in a display.
Preparing for the Flower Show begins
a year in advance. Ideas are thrown
around and a design is created. This
year, Dr. Martin, prodded by the Flower
Show's designer, Ed Lindemann, a DVC
graduate, decided to contact an English
agriculture school to ask if it would like to
join in developing an exhibit design.
With a little arm-twisting, this proposal
brought a "yes" from Merrist Wood.
Their school is similar to DVC, not only
in size, but in its hands-on approach to
agriculture and horticulture teaching.
Merrist Wood also has been a regular ex-
hibitor at Britain's famed Chelsea Flower
Show, held outdoors every May.
Several designs were submitted by stu-
dents at Merrist Wood and the one that
was chosen was designed by Kathleen
Askew. Dr. Martin and his students
worked to revise those plans, taking into
account the peculiarities of the Philadel-
phia Civic Center (the site of the Flower
Show) , while staying as close as possible
to the original concept. After the design
was all set. it was up to DVC to get the
plant materials for the garden and force
Our British co-workers (1 to r): Mark Dowle, Andy King. Kathleen Askew. Prof.
Geoff Ace and Richard Powell.
them. When Prof. Ace and his students
saw the plant materials upon their arrival
in the U.S.. they seemed quite pleased.
Dr. Martin was also pleased with the ap-
pearance of our plant materials except
for the linden tree which never forced
and is now mukh for the annual display
garden.
The resulting garden was that of "one
very oldy worldy type of garden, maybe
associated with a stone cottage back
home." said Ace, and a "much more for-
mal garden with a circular lawn." A side-
walk of "creizy paving" - stones inter-
locked in a random style - wound through
hundreds of herbs and flowers set be-
tween drystone walls, and the exhibit
even had a stone "keep" - the simulated
ruin of an ancient archway - with plants
growing from its cracks. It was definitely
a truly outstanding exhibit.
The highlight of the two weeks for
those of use who were involved with the
Flower Show was simply the making of
some super friends and an educational
experience we'll never forget.
To Mark, Richard, Andy and Kathleen
- keep in touch with all of us at DVC and
I'll see you in May at Chelsea.
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Campus
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PHOTOGRAPHY DISPLAY
If you are a connoisseur of fine
photography, you'll want to come see
the curreiat library display of nauti-
cal and wildlife profiles snapped by
talented faculty member. Mr. Michael
Tabachnick.
Members of the library staff are
always anxious to encourage creative
individuals to loan their arts and crafts
for our monthly exhibits. Remember
our big Wizard of Oz exhibit several
years ago? It all started with some stu-
dents urging a friend to tell us about a
unique collection he had of Oz books
and Judy Garland memorabilia.
So, if you have a hobby or a collec-
tion from whk;h we could des^n a
small exhibit, stop in to see us!
PS. Would the FF.A Club pletne
come to pick up their exhibit m(^rials.
STUDENT POLL RESULTS:
Sex at DVC
If you will notice, most people picked
"e" as a response. Unfortunately we are
unable to print most of those responses
due to content. We did have a good
laugh. For your entertainment, here is
one printable response.
1. What do you look for in a
relationship?
a. love - 6.2%
b. sex - 18.7%
c. both a & b - 18.7%
d. someone to study with - 0%
c. other - 56.2%
2. What is foundation of that
relationship?
a. friendship - 6.2%
b. infatuation - 37.5%
c. love - 0%
d.sex- 18.7%
e. other - 56.2%
3. What do you look for in a mate?
a. physical appearance - 23.8%
b. money - 4.7%
c. character - 9.5%
d. a good time - 14.3%
e. other - 47.6%
4. Do you believe in premarital sex?
a. yes - 66.7%
b. no -6.7%
c. it depends on how much I love
him or her - 13.3%
d. other - 13.3%
5. Where is your favorite night spot on
campus?
a. his or her room - 6.2%
b. Farm *3 - 12.5%
c. Lake Archer - 0%
d. his car - 0%
e. other -81.2%
6. Where is your favorite night spot in
the Doylestown area?
a. New Britain Inn - 0%
b. somewhere out on 309 - 6.2%
c. Adult World - 6.2%
d. a nearby farm field - 6.2
e. other -81.2%
7. How often do you have sex?
a. never, don't believe in sex before
marriage - 6.2%
b. three times a week - 43.7%
c. only on weekends - 12.5%
d. whenever 1 have a heavy exam
the next day - 12.5%
e. other - 25%
8. How serious is the relationship?
a. we're getting married - 6.2%
b. just exercise - 56.2%
c. just to pass the time - 25%
d. serious enough to wait till we tie
the knot - 6.2%
e. other - 6.2%
9. Is sex beneficial?
a. yes, my GPA went up 1 point -
35%
b. yes, I've lost some weight - 28.5%
c. no, my GPA went down to 0.5 -
0%
d. no, I'm failing physical education -
14.3%
e. other- 21.4%
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I'm a sophomore who is very sorry
that he spent his money on the sopho-
more dinner dance. It was obviously a
very cheap package that was bought.
The buffet ran out of food and it wasn't
replenished, not to mention the fact that
the last table to eat only had 15 minutes
until they clewed the buffet. The chairs in
the hall were torn and our table was
made of plywood.
The D.J.'s also left something to be
desired. They were obviously amateurs.
They played scratched records and often
stopped the songs before they were
finished.
The worst part of the evening was that
no one seemed to associate with each
other. 1 got the impression that many of
us didn't know each other. This is due to
the lack of class events for the sopho-
more class. Let's try in the future to have
more things to do together so we get to
know the other sophomores better.
Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Sophomore
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
A great deal of debate has occurred
over the recent sex poll in the Feb. 25
issue of Ram Pages. The responses have
been greatly mixed. Some responses
have been "Wow. something interesting
in the paper." "Who cares?" and "Where
do you people get your morals." The
reasoning behind the article was to get
people interested in the paper and in the
school. The article worked, proof of that
is shown by the lack of extra copies
around campus (we ordered 100 more
than usual). To the people we have of-
fended, we offer our sincerest apologies
for bringing up such a touchy subject for
them. If you notice, there is a "moral"
response choice for each question . Most
of the responses have been positive, but
to the response "What would the Chris-
tian Fellowship think?," a member of the
Fellowship wrote the poll.
We welcome all responses, it shows
that people do care about what goes on .
We would also like to say that a per-
son need not be a member of the news-
paper staff to have an article published in
the paper. If a person doesn't like the
material in the paper, we suggest submit-
ting their own material. They only need
to sign an article and put it in Box 988.
Names are withheld if requested. We
reserve the right to not publish articles
due to content.
Thank ^ou,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I thought the sex poll you printed was
quite funny. I've been anxiously awaiting
the results. I'm glad to see Ran) Pages
getting down to some real dirt, after all
basketball scores and movie and record
reviews get a little tiring. I've heard a few
bad comments from people who found
the poll offensive and distastefully done.
Lighten up! I feel the poll was printed
with the hopes of sparking some interest
in the paper and providing a little enter-
tainment. I don't think the poll was printed
with the serious intent of digging into
people's private lives or condeming any-
one. Keep up the good work Ram Pa^s.
Sincerely,
Ram Hines
Prkitahle Response
Love and sex, sex and love. Love,
love, love. Sex. sex, sex. It's ail I want, it
is all I need. For you, for me, let sex be.
For without it, there would only be an
Adam and an Eve.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MAUCH 25
Tuesday, March 26
AGWAY INC.
Farm supply co-op based in the
Northeast
Group meeting in the Placement Office
at 3 p.m.
All animal and plant science majors
Management Trainee with farm
background, seniors only
Sales Trainee, seniors only
Telmark District Manager /Trainee,
seniors only
Summer Internship, sophomores and
juniors
DEKALB-PFIZER
Genetics hybrid seed corn research,
development and testing.
Interviews should begin at 10 a.m. and
end by 2:30 p.m.
Summer Research Field Crew
YOUNG'S INC.
Field Management Rep.
Vitamin-mineral premixes for livestock.
Feed programming SVCS.
Wednesday, March 27
PENNWALT CORP.
Health products, chemicals, precision
equipment, pharmaceuticals
Sophomores or juniors preferred.
Prefer experience with field crops
and/or tree and small fruits.
Summer Sales Intern — Responsibilities:
Field scouting and association with
dealers, aerial applicators, and growers
for purposes of product promotion and
sales.
GIORGIO FOODS. INC.
Mushroom Processors
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday, March 28
MEDFORD LEAS RETIREMENT
COMMUNITY, THE LEWIS W.
BARTOH ARBORETUM
Grounds Person — Maintaining arbore-
tum and plant materials and turt.
Responsibilities: Plant identification,
pruning, machinery, good working skill
and attitude.
Friday. March 29
ROHM & HAAS
Agricultural, research, pesticides
Summer Internship, juniors only
Individual interviews. 1-4 p.m.
Dear Editors
Dear Disgruntled Sophomore,
First, I would like to say that your opi-
nion is of no value to me because you do
not have the guts to sign your name to
your letter. Secondly, why can't you tell
me your complaints up front in person,
through my mail box or in the question-
naire that i sent out to every sophomore.
Personally 1 believe that you are just tak-
ing small trivial things and making a big
argument out of the dinner dance. Third-
IF I START TO PAU
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THE DVC WRITING CENTER FOR INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION SEE DR. HEATH. LASKER 18. FOR SCHEDULING.
ly, I would like to give you the classes
opinion on the dinner dance — out of
300 questionnaires I received 33 back.
The results were as follows: Did you en-
joy yourself? 27 yes, 6 no; Did you like
Bentley's? 18 yes. 9 no, 6 undecided;
Did you like the food? 20 yes. 11 no, 2
undecided; Did you get enough? 7 yes,
26 no; Did you feel the price was reason-
able? 18 yes, 14 no, 1 undecided; Did
you enjoy the DJ? 18 yes, 12 no, 3 un-
decided; Did he play the right songs? 19
yes, 13 no, 1 undecided; Did he create a
party atmosphere? 17 yes. 16 no; Over-
all did you feel that the dance was a suc-
cess? 20 yes, 11 no, 2 undecided.
Granted these are not all the ques-
tions, but they are the major ones in
which you argue your point out. Now
that you have the facts you can make
your own decision on whether or not the
dance was a success. Personally, I
thought it went well with a few excep-
tions which we can change next year, but
without suggestions from the class I can-
not know what you or the class wants. It
is not that hard to find me or any officer
or send it in the mail. Or is it?!?
As for the food, I too was disap-
pointed in the quantity and I was told
that there would be enough food to feed
200 people and I know there was not
enough and Bentley's will also know be-
cause I was sent a questionnaire to fill
out. Oh, and by the way, you are wel-
come to read It, just stop by and I will
show you it. As far as your chair and
table you can take that to Bentley's. I
have no authority over your ripped chair
and plywood table, but if you notice,
most banquet halls give a cheaper table
because they never know what will hap-
pen at banquets. Next time I will make
sure to check your table and chairs
before you sit down!
As far as the DJ. it sounds as if you are
perfect and that just because they made
three mistakes they are crucified. I truely
believe that everyone is entitled to a few
mistakes when you're just starting and
playing to a new crowd and as far as
songs running into one another, profes-
sionals do it that way to keep the dancing
beat going. Apparently you have not
been to too many good dance halls.
Finally, as to your last comment about
class activities and the feeling of being
non-sociable, did you personally make
any effort to talk to other tables or asso-
ciate with other groups or did you just sit
in a corner and sulk? As for class events,
last semester the class held Spirit Day in
which we were to wear hats. Haunted
House which we did and only a handful
of class members helped to put it on. a
Pizza Night, and finally the Dinner Dance
plus open invitations to class meetings
and if you had any suggestions or com-
ments to drop them off in my mailbox or
to see any class officer. Do you need a
special invitation? Well here is one. on
April 18 we will be having a Pizza &
Movie Night in the dining hall starting at
7p.m. with the movie beginning around
9 p.m. in Mandell 114 and if you cannot
make that then on May 6 we will have a
Hawaiian Luau at the YMCA -in Doyles-
town with free admission to those who
put three or more hours towards A- Day
and if you are not able to work on A- Day
a $2 charge at the door to get in.
If you believe that this is not enough,
where are your suggestions?
I would like to leave you with one
thing, the administration had a lot to say
about our dance, they enjoyed it im-
mensely. I quote Mrs. Feldstein who
said, "this has been one of the most en-
joyable dinner dances that I have been to
in a long time." Dr. and Mrs. Mertz said,
and I quote. "It gives us such great plea-
sure to see everybody having such a
good time." Apparently everyone and
even you pulled the wool over their eyes
when you say that you and the class had
a bad time. Think about it. do you ac-
tually know what you saying?!?
Sincerely,
Beth Meny
Class of 87 President
GOOD NEWS!
L,A, is not the onli^ beer
DVC drinks!
DVC students began this new semester
with a new approach to partying. No
longer would there be room searches, no
longer would parties have to be off in a
corner, no longer would students have to
sneak around like children hiding from
their parents.
From the start of the semester regis-
tered parties became a weekly event.
Everyone enjoyed the new approach.
Then suddenly it stopped. The last
weekend in February saw two parties
concealed. Why? Then student's atti-
tudes began to change. Despair replaced
the eagerness of the early part of the
term. Why? instead of enjoying the
weekend here on campus students were
leaving again. Why?
"They had a good thing going but they
ruined it," students remarked. What
happened? Students will tell you that the
Social Board is requiring all registered
parties to serve only Low Alcohol Beer
and students don't like it "L.A. Beer is
for Sunday morning before church.'
someone said.
What actually has happened though is
the result of bad communications.
The Social Board cannot make any
mandates requiring what type of beer is
to be served at registered parties. The of-
ficial position of the College is stated in
Memorandum *l-85. which everyone
received on registration day. The bottom
line comes down to student responsibility.
The College is not going to encourage
the consumption of alcohol. But the Col-
lege is not denying reality either. Mr.
Tasker sums it up. "If you are going to
drink, do it responsibly." That is why the
recommendation was made to serve
LA. Beer at the larger open parties: to
allow for the consumption of alcohol in
the most mature and responsible way. to
keep in mind those who are driving, and
those under 21 who can't legally drink
anyway. The College is trying to keep a
good focus on the entire issue of alcohol.
While the College deals with alcohol in
its reality on campus, the students are
facing it from another angle Many feel
cheated, like a good thing was happen-
ing and suddenly it was taken away.
Already the speak-easy type of parties
are reappearing, and many students are
going home on weekends. Some may
even transfer out. this is not a small
issue.
But these feelings are not founded on
facts. Coach Wilson and the rest of the
Social Board want to see this issue dealt
with. There are a great many ideas in the
air, a pub on campus? A dance hall?
And whatever else a College can have.
Coach Wilson wanted to see the Hooters
concert video taped and played back at a
Hooters Dance after the show. Some
students wondered why it didn't happen.
There is really no limit to what great
things could happen here at DVC. We
have to start from where we are. figure
out where we want to be. and make it
happen. We have a great many faculty
members and responsible students who
want positive results to come from this
semester's new approach.
Talk to people, like Coach Wilson,
they'll listen. They want to make DVC a
home away from home.
And remember — the issue is not the
kind of beer we drink, it is the responsi-
bility we show and the maturity we dis-
play that will ultimately determine the
course we take from here.
Let's go for it.
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DVC BENCHES BUILT
WITH TLC
by Bill Rein
First the benches disappeared. Then
went the bleachers. But don't worry
folks, it was all for a good cause.
If you happened to wonder where
those old. institutional green benches,
which were once found all around cam-
pus, disappeared to. you should go over
and see our resident senior carpenter,
John Herbst. He has actually recycled
good lumber and old metal bench sup-
ports, added some ingenuity only a sea-
soned carpenter could add. and has
turned them into something money can-
not buy anymore — quality furniture.
According to the Maintenance Depart-
ment's Jim Tooley. the Receiving De-
partment had gathered up all our old
benches and salvaged some wood plank-
ing from old baseball field bleachers
(which, by the way, are due to be re-
placed soon). Maintenance was to try
and use what they could to zap some life
into the rotting benches. Mr. Herbst
found the bleacher planks to be excellent
seasoned yellow pine and fir. Integral
leg-and-back supports were removed
from each bench (some of which "looked
like they were ready for the dumpster."
Mr. Tooley said) . The layers of old green
paint were removed, and the supports
were repainted. Benches not needing
new wooden slats were of especially
solid oak. which. Mr. Herbst noted, you
just cannot find anymore. The oak was
sanded to bare wood and was revamished
three times, leaving a clear, protected
natural wood grain.
Nevertheless, many of the benches
were so old and in such sad shape from
years of exposure to both weather ex-
tremes and extreme people, that their
wooden slats had to be replaced if
anyone was going to use them as seats
again! This posed no obstacle for John
Herbst. who took the old bleacher
planks, cut them into bench-sized slats,
filled their old bolt holes with solid wood
dowels to fit. sanded them smooth, and
gave them three coats of glowing var-
nish. Believe me. these benches look like
reproductions of an antique. And yet.
they cost us nothing except some shiny
new bolts, paint and sandpaper. In re-
turn we got John Herbst's expert crafts-
manship and his co-workers got first
hand knowledge on quality carpentry.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 112 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
PERSONALS
Single, white female looking for a rich,
single, white male with a terminal disease.
Code 003
What db you get when you add a
3.88 GPA. a 660/800 on the GMAT, a
1310/1600 on the GRE and scholarship
offers to top graduate schools? A very
smart, happy and successful young man!
Says something about a DVC business
student, don't you think?
Alias
Married, white male better watch himself
before his married, white wife catches
him. But until then, let's continue . . .
Under the Yum Yum Tree
Last Monday night the Repertory
Theater of America came to DVC to per-
form Lawrence Roman's Under the Yum
Yum Tree.
The play, staged in two acts, is an off-
beat comedy about a college freshman.
Robin Austin, and her fiance. Dave Man-
ning. Robin is struggling over her rela-
tionship with Dave because she ques-
tions her motives for loving him. She
doesn't want a purely physical relation-
ship, so she arranges to have him
plutonicly live with her for the summer.
A plan destined for failure.
Happily, however, for the audience,
the plan is also comical. Especially the
character Hogan: He is charming and
clever landlord, a real terror of the ten-
nants in this case: Jeffery Whitman does
a brilliant job of portraying this crazy
character. Hogan is the type of person
that is simply hard to understand. He is
almost too much to handle, but he is still
warm enough that people tolerate his
antics.
Hogan only agitates Robin's plan to
put her love to the test. What test?
Stress, of course, and stress she gets.
The Repertory Theater of America is
based in Rockport. Texas. All the actors
are professional They have been under
contract since August 26. and after six
weeks of rehearsal, hit the road to tour
the country.
Prereglstration —
1985 Fall Semester
All students returning for the 1985 fall
semester are required to preregister for
1985 fall semester courses in assigned
faculty member's office on the following
days: March 27. 28. 29. April L 2. 3. 4.
Completion of preregistration will be
held on Wednesday. April 10. 1985 in
the Student Center All-Purpose Room.
Business Administration students will
complete preregistration in Allman Build-
ing — Lecture Room on Wednesday.
April 10. 1985.
All full time students must make Ad-
vanced Payment to the Accounting Of-
fice before preregistering for courses or
signing up for dormitory room
Further information concerning pre-
registration will be posted on campus
bulletin boards.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concert*:
At The Spectrum:
Tues., March 26, Deep Purple
with Giuffria
Fri., March 29, Roger Waters
Mon., April 1. Geoi^e Thorogood and
the Delaware Destroyers
At The Tower Theater:
Sat. &Sun., April 20 & 21,
Eddie Murphy
Mon, April 22, U2
At Young's Regency (Blue Bell):
Sun., March 31, Mantis with Jahil
PROFILE: Mantis, a local band on the
rise, a three part mini-article. 1 have
recently had the opportunity to spend
some time with the band and interview
the band. The guys made me feel like 1
was a long lost friend. They were really
psyched for the interview. Here is part of
the interview.
Mantis are:
John Bateman (Bass, Vocals)
Steve Cermanski (Keyboards.
Lead Vocals)
Mike Natalini (Drums, Vocals)
Ira Sherman (Guitar, Vocals)
Q: What year was MANTIS formed?
A: [Ira] Mantis was formed in 1979.
Q: Who started the band
A: As far as who started the band, it was
Steve and I. We used to be down in his
basement rehearsing songs together, and
we started trying owt different people.
We have been through eleven different
drummers, we finally got somebody.
(Mike) Wait a minute, I heard it was fif-
teen. (Ira] after ten you forget. Michael is
the one that has really stuck with us and
he is really doing a heck of a job, I must
say so. (John) Mike will be with us two
years in June. (Mike, jokingly] Two
years too long!
Q: When and wh\^ did pou decide on the
name MANTIS?
A: [Ira] In 1979 Stephanie Stern came
up with the name. She's done promo-
tion for us and she came up with the
name. [Mike] She has done some writ-
ing for us too. [Ira] She has done differ-
ent articles for us and she's worked with
us. As to why the name, I guess it is be-
cause of the logo of the Preying Mantis.
A logo means a lot to a band. [Mike]
Mantis, a band that doesn't have to pray
to be heard!
Q: Describe i;our music. (A stereo had
been ph\;ing a Mantis demotape in the
background. Ira turned the volume up,
everyone laughed.)
A: [John] We like to think that we have a
good rhythm backbone and meaningful
lyrics, good melodies and harmonies.
We like pleasing people. We don't sound
like anybody else. We are Mantis and I
think we have a sound of our own as
compared to other groups. [Mike] When
we first came out with the single, people
from where I work said it sounded like
Led Zepplin and Def Leppard, whereas
the flip side (the ballad) sounds nowhere
near those two groups. It is Mantis. We
do everything from ballads to danceable
tunes. [John] Our music is original — it is
unique.
Q: What is the title of your new single?
A: The title of our next single is "One of
the Boys." I would describe it as a dance
song with a good steady rcx:k beat. The
song is about a girl who. in your eyes, is
just one of the boys, you know she is
always hanging out with the guys.
Q: Who writes your material?
A: [Ira] Steve and 1 write the stuff. Steve
usually comes up with the lyrics and I will
come up with the melody, with the help
of Michael and John. John comes up
with a lot of the arrangements for the
songs. [John] Lately things fall into place
real fast. [Mike] We can tell right away if
we like the latest tunes that we have writ-
ten together or not.
Look for more on the interview with
MANTIS in next week's Ram Pages.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
The Graduate Management
Admissions Test
by Duke Blessing
The following information is intended
for everyone — whether you plan on at-
tending graduate school or not. Graduate
school may be the last thing on your
mind right now but a couple of years
down the road your employer may decide
to send you for an MBA (Masters in Busi-
ness Administration) or some other type
of masters degree.
The MBA is the most popular and
most sought after masters degree. The
top-notch MBA programs are full time
day programs for the best undergraduate
students in the nation. A grade point
average of 3.7 and a GMAT score in the
80th percentile will at least put your ap-
plication in the "maybe" pile.
A majority of students choose to go
part-time at night. With a bachelors
degree in business, the MBA program
can be completed in three years — five
years for most other undergraduate
degrees.
The catch is that all MBA programs
worth anything require the GMAT. You
may be a business major, ag major or
anything, but to get into any type of
MBA program, you need to take the test
months before entering school.
I recommend to every junior and
senior to take the test as soon as possi-
ble. You will not have to worry about it
three years down the road when some of
your math skills have possibly flown out
the window. You never know when
your employer will decide he wants you
to get an advanced degree.
The GMAT is not a test of knowledge
in specific subjects, it is a test of certain
skills and abilities that have been found
to contribute to success in graduate pro-
grams in business and management.
The GMAT consists of multiple-choice
questions which are divided among eight
separately timed sections; the total
testing time is about four hours.
There are five different areas covered
on the test: problem solving, data suffi-
ciency, reading comprehension, analysis
of situation and writing ability.
At first look the test seems unbeatable,
but if you prepare the right way, you can
rip your way right through it (even you
Mr. X)!
I took the test on January 26 and felt
extrernely confident when it was over.
I applied to take the test last September
(for the January 26 date) and purchased
three books to study from. Each book
was loaded with math questions, usage
questions and a lot of other helpful tid-
bits The books also contained actual
GMAT tests given in previous years.
After 14 weeks of studying. 10 actual
timed exams and countless math prob-
lems — I was quite ready to take on the
GMAT.
All the preparation paid off because 1
got a 660 out of 800. the 92nd percentile!
If you start now there is a test June 15
which can be had if you put the time in
— but do it now before you are away
from school too long!
FRESHMAN SHAUN SMITH
TAKES FIRST PLACE AT
THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
by Duke Blessing
As a high school senior in Dover. Pa..
Shaun Smith won the state champion-
ship and with that honor came recruiters
from wrestling powerhouses.
After a brief stint at Lock Haven Uni-
versity. Smith was not quite sure that
school was for him and he left before the
season got underway.
Lock Haven's bss was definitely DVCs
gain as Smith, after sitting out for over a
year, enrolled at DVC and worked his
way into shape and eventually the start-
ing lineup.
First came an undefeated season with
every victory coming by way of technical
fall.
Next was an M.V.P. performance in
the MAC championships won by the
Aggies
Finally, Smith became All-American
Shaun Smith as he placed first in the
Division III National champions at
Augustana College in Rock Island. Il-
linois (the same college that produced
the Cincinnati Bengals starting quarter-
back Ken Anderson for all you fellow
trivia heads) .
Smith won four matches to earn the ti-
tle. He started by defeating Paul Van
Osbee. the number three seed, 6-5.
in his next match Smith defeated Ken
Pratt of Cortland State. 15-6.
in the semi-finals. Smith crushed four-
time All-American Tom Hall of Augsburg
College. 22-10
In the finals. Shaun defeated the
defending national champion Dan Pan-
taelco. (who had a record 78 consecu-
tive victory streak snapped in the pro-
cess). 8-4.
The following is from an interview
conducted with All-American Shaun
Smith:
Q: What did \;ou do during that year
away to keep in shape?
A: I ran a lot and played quite a bit of
tennis because somewhere in the back of
my mind I knew that I would be wrestling
somewhere at sometime.
Q: Did ^ou think in September that \;ou
would be wrestling this January;?
A: I really was not sure until I actually
said yes a few weeks before the semester.
Coach Marshall talked to me a lot about
coming here and now 1 am glad I did
Q: Did you personally feel that the layoff
would have an effect on you?
A: I did not really know until I actually
got on the mat. My first two exhibition
matches were close, closer than they
should have been. My stamina and tech-
nique were pretty hard to pick up on
right away.
Q: What were your expectations in going
to the national tournament?
A: My goal was to place in the top eight
and be an All-American. It was not until
after the semi-final match that I realized
that I could actually win it all.
Q: What was the first thought or feeling
that went through you when the buzzer
went off and the last match ended?
A: I really could not believe that I had
won it.
Q: Being undefeated during the season.
MVP at the MAC Championships and
placing first at Nationals: what are your
goals for next year?
A: To win the MAC's again and place in
the top eight at the Division I National
Championships.
Q: You are at the top now. looking
down, what will help you and motivate
you to stay there for the next three
years?
A: I have achieved a goal of mine early,
but there are other goals. People will be
gunning for me but 1 know how sweet it
is at the top and I want to stay there.
Once you have tasted it. it's enough to
push you to work hard and stay.
Q: Any closing thoughts or comments?
A: I could not have done it without
Coach Marshall and his belief in me. My
partners were a great help and I have got
to thank Dan, Steve. Tracy and Drew for
pushing me the whole time.
I would personally like to congratulate
Shaun for an excellent season and wish
him luck in the next three years at DVC
— you made some people proud Shaun!
GIMBaS
GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE EXTRA CREDIT AT GIMBELS
We know many students would enjoy the convenience of a credit card. . .
...but the old saying goes; you can't get credit without credit!!!
WERE TRYING TO CHANGE THAT.
EXTRA CREDIT AT GIMBELS!
With your Delaware Valley College I.D., driver's license or other
acceptable l.D. — Gimbels will expedite your application for an account.
Once approved you'll be on your way
to establishing credit in your own name.
REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE ON CAMPUS FROM
MARCH 25 to MARCH 29 AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
Dining Hall 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Student Center 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
TMa Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Careless Whisper. Wham
2. Easy Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. I Want to Know What Love Is.
Foreigner
4. Loverboy. Billy Ocean
5. California Girls. David Lee Roth
6. The Boys of Summer. Don Henley
7. Sugar Walls. Sheena Easton
8. Can't Fight This Feeling. REO
Speedwagon
9 Method of Modern Love. Hall &
Oates
10. The Old Man Down the Road. John
Foberty
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Take Me With You. Prince
2 All She Wants to do is Daiicc
Henley
Don
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1. Baby's Got Her Blue .leans On. Mel
McDaniel
2. One Owner Heart. T (i Sheppard
3. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
4. Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
5. Baby Bye Bye. Gary Morris
6. My Baby's Got Good Timing. Dan
Seals
7. All Tangled ifp in Love. Gus Hardin
8. Make My Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
9. My Only Love. The Statlers
10. Crazy For Your Love. B<ile
Bits:
Hey guys, there's a new band in town,
their name is MANTIS and they'll be
playing in Montgomery County on Sun
day, March 31 at 8 p.m. Opening for
them is Jahil. They play some really
heavy-duty rock-n-roll (stuff like Van
Halen. Quiet Riot and more). Tickets are
$6 at the door, unless you have one of
my VIP. passes (keep reading for
details on how to get them). The passes
are good for two bucks off the ticket
price, so if you are into some heavy-duty
rock-n-roll I'll see you there (look for an
interview and a write up of the show) .
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question. "Who wrote Freebird?" is
"Ronnie Van Sandt."
If you can answer this week's music
trivia question and have the answer in
my off campus mailbox (Mike DeRosa)
by midnight Friday night (I always
wanted to say that) , you can win one of
ten p>airs of VIP. passes to go see
MANTIS at Young's Regency in Blue
Bell.
This week's trivia questions is: "Where
were Eddie and Alex Van Halen born?"
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 22
Monday, April 1. 1985
Highlights
Look for
Superstars Weekend!
April 19 & 20
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
by L.E. Biatt
The Annual Alumni Phonathon was a
total success according to Director of
Alumni Affairs, Jim Trainer. For five
days last week (Sunday, March 17 to
Thursday, March 21), approximately 40
students and 25 alumni sat in the lobby
of Lasker Hall on the telephone calling
alumni of D.V.C.
The Phonathon is held one time each
year to aid in the Annual Giving Cam-
paign. An effort is made to contact as
many of the alumni as possible. The goal
of the entire Annual Giving Campaign is
$300,000 and ends on June 30, 1985.
Prior to the Phonathon, approximately
$150,000 was raised. During the
Phonathon, a total of $51,280 was
pledged with 656 alumni responding to
our calk. (X the 656 alumni who pledged,
158 were new givers (they nevef gave
money to the Annual Giving Campaign
before this year). The money raised, if
unrestricted, will help to keep the cost of
tuition down . It was a good time as the
alumni enjoyed hearing from the stu-
dents and the students enjoyed talking
with alumni.
This year there is a special addition to
the Annual Giving Campaign. An anon-
ymous donor has challenged the gradu-
ated classes of the ^'s to match dollar
for dollar each gift made to the Annual
Giving Campaign up to a total of $25,000.
Mr. Trainer and the rest of the Alumni
Office Staff would like to thank everyone
who help)€d out with this successful event
as they were happy with the turnout and
thankful for all pledges
An Afternoon with the Classics (page 2)
From the Infirmary
Several colleges have recently had
measles epidemics which have received
notoriety in the news. It is the policy at
D.V.C. that students immunizations be
up to date and recorded in the health
records kept in the infirmary. Included in
the Report of Health Evaluation form are
questions regarding a history of cither
measles itself or measles vaccine. Please
check with your parents or family physi-
cian to be sure you have immunity
against the disease. If you never had
measles or had the measles vaccine
before 1969 you should receive the vac-
cine. Check with the infirmary if any
questions.
If everyone has immunity to the
disease, a measles epidemic can be
averted at D.V.C.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Dr. Walheim
Dr. Krick
Ukranian Easter Egg
Workshop
One of the traditions of Easter is the
making of Easter eggs. The people of
Slavic background have taken this pro-
cess and made it literally into an art form.
These so called Unkranian Easter eggs
go far beyond the Easter eggs that we
made as children.
Since beeswax is involved in the pro-
cess of making Ukranian Easter eggs, the
Apiary Society will be sponsoring a
workshop on making Ukranian Easter
eggs starting at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April
2, 1985 at the Bee House. At this time,
you will have the opportunity of trying
your hand at making an Ukranian Easter
egg, and hopefully you will have a mas-
terpiece to take home with you for
Easter.
The workshop will be conducted by
Miss Veronica Paris. D.V.C.'s resident
Ukranian Easter egg expert. The meeting
is open to all interested members of the
D.V.C. College Community, and the
Apiary Society invites anyone interested
to attend.
UNDER STRESS?
As spring approaches, our minds tend
to turn toward thoughts of sunbathing
and Softball games. Plans for sitting out
on warm evenings and enjoying the
summer tend to occupy our minds. On a
college campus, however, spring brings
not only thoughts of relaxation and sum-
mer fun, but other thoughts as well.
Term papers will soon be due and final
exams are following close in their tracks.
Any work you may have let go, while
enjoying a spring day perhaps, is now
lingering, waiting for your attention.
If you are a senior, you must begin to
say goodbbye to close friends with whom
you have grown. You must also make
decisions such as, 'what do I do now?'.
Will you go on to graduate school? Move
home? Get a job? What job?
Underclassmen are faced with many
decisions too. What kind of job do I get
this summer? How do I get the money to
return next year? Have I chosen the right
major?
All these questions add to pressure; a
pressure that is already high, due to the
demands of finishing a semester. Stress
is the result. Too much stress can lead to
prdjiems that make it difficult for people
to make good decisions. It can lead to
distraction and a lack of concentration
that inhibit the ability to study well and
write good papers. Stress can wind you
up so much that you find it hard to sleep
or exhaust you to the point that all you
do is sleep. One of the biggest problems
of stress is that it is self-perpetuating. The
more stress you feel, the less well you
function and poor functioning only in-
creases your stress.
Well, there is nothing you can do to
stop spring from coming and if spring
comes, you know that the end of the
semester is not far behind . So does that
mean you must grit your teeth and simply
try to push your way through with the
hope that you can survive the stress and
pressure that you know is coming? That
is one way and it may work, but there
are ways you can prepare yourself for
the stress so that the blow is not so
strong. There are also things you can do
to reduce the amount of stress you must
endure. Stress management involves
learning to manage and control a wide
range of life skills and activities. For ex-
ample, there are changes you can make
in your diet that can help your body be
stronger and more efficient in withstan-
ding stress. There are also exercises and
breathing techniques that can help with
this. Learning to plan time better and to
use time efficiently can help to reduce
stress even before it starts. Relaxation
techniques and biofeedback (a method
which uses sensitive instruments to
monitor and help people leam to control
body functions, such as heart rate and
blood pressure) , can be very effective in
helping people cope with the stress they
do experience. It is not possible to elimi-
nate stress, but it is possible to reduce it
and effectively cope with it.
If you are interested in learning more
about how to deal with stress, stop into
the infirmary 2:00-5:00 on Wednesdays
or 5:00-8:00 on Thursdays and ask for
Reb or Kathy. Or give a call to Reb
Brooks at the Lenape Valley Founda-
tion, Biofeedback and Stress Manage-
ment Center (822-7510). It could make
for a much more relaxing and enjoyable
spring and summer.
PATHFINDER COW
AWARD
DVC Pride 1858, owned by Delaware
Valley College, has been selected as a
1985 "Pathfinder" cow.
The guidelines used in determining
Pathfinder status are:
1. Beginning with her first calf, all
calves calves must have been
recorded on AHIR. No irregular
weanings or calves by commercial
sires are used in the analysis.
2 . A weaning weight must have been
processed on a calf bom after
June 30, 1983.
3 . A cow must have had her first calf
at an age equal to or less than the
average age of the herd at first
calving, plus 30 days.
4 . She must maintain a regular calv-
ing interval which is determined as
follows: Number of Calving Inter-
vals(30) -f 365 = Maximum
Calving Interval
5 . A cow must have produced at
least three calves with an average
weaning ratio of 105 and these
calves must have been evaluated
with at least 9 other herd mates.
DVC Pride 1858 has produced 5 calves
with an average weaning ratio of 107,
and has met the rigid requirements for
early calving and regularity of calving.
Ukranian Easter Eggs
One day a poor peddler went to the
marketplace to sell a basket of eggs. He
came upon a crowd mocking a man who
staggered with a heavy cross on which
he was about to be crucified. The ped-
dler went to his aid, leaving the basket by
the roadside. When he returned, he
found the eggs transformed into ex-
quisite designs of bright colors. The man
was Christ and the peddler was Simon,
and the eggs were to become the symbol
of the rebirth for all mankind.
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DVC Superstars:
April 20
by Duke Blessing
The Resident Assistants will be
sponsoring their annual superstars
competition on Saturday, April 20th.
This year's events will include ap-
proximately 25 teams with 6 people
per team (3 girls and 3 guys) . The cost
is $12 per team.
Saturday evening, a superstars
registered party will be held for the en-
tire school with superstars participants
admitted for free!
Look for sign-up information on
Wedne«Jlay. April 3rd, in the cafeteria
during dinner hours. Have money and
team rosters at that time also.
Next week's Ram Pages will have
more details about Superstars!!
Plan on entering a team and having
a ^x)d time!
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concerts;
At The Spectrum:
Mon.. April 1, George Thorogood and
the Delaware Destroyers
At The Tower Theater:
Sat. & Sun. April 20 & 21.
Eddie Murphy
Mon. April 22. U2
PROFILE: Mantis, a local band on the
rise, a three part mini-article. Here is the
second part of the interview with MAN-
TIS. Since the interview I have spend
much time with the band and have
listened to them play even more. They
are GOOD!!! Try to get out and see
them, you won't be sorry!
Mantis are:
John Bateman (Bass. Vocals)
Steve Cermanski (Keyboards,
Lead Vocals)
Mike Natalini (Drums. Vocals)
Ira Sherman (Guitar, Vocals)
Q:7How often do {^ou practice?
A: [Iraj We try to get in three or four
nights week, with us playing Fridays and
Saturdays. We try to get in Monday.
Wednesday and Friday.
Q'.SWhat are you thinking of right before
\;ou go out on stage?
A: [Ira] I'm thinking, hopefully the peo-
ple are going to like the show and have a
good time. [John] What 1 won^y about is,
how much of the stuff that 1 buy like
bracelets, bandanas, and jewelry— stuff
that I have hanging off my clothes is go-
ing to be left when I'm done. I think of
the money we have spent in the last two
years on stuff and the kids they just rip it
right off. 1 definitely think about the au-
dience I want to go out there and 1 want
the people to be happy. I'm definitely go-
ing to do my best. I worry more about
everybody else doing their job than
about myself. [Mike] I think about how
we are going to go over. I want to go
over so good because I know we've all
been doing this for so long. I just want to
make sure that the people are going to
be happjy. They are out there paying
their money to see us, we have to go out
there and give them their moneys worth
and more. We have to go out there and
be a band— be the band they came to
see. [Steve] What I am thinking is, how
can I motivate those people out there?
What should I do to make everyone in
that place have a good time? If 1 look out
there and 1 see somebody that is not
smiling I'll run over to them, stand right
in their face and make them smile. 1 want
everyone to have a good time.
Q:9Does MANTIS have a message— are
l>ou trying to say something?
A: [Steve] I have been doing that with
music aH my life. If you believe in
something you should go for It and never
think twice about it. Give it all your effort
and be glad you did because someday
you will look back, if you don't do it and
say "hey I should have done that!" If you
are happy with being a plumber, be a
plumber but be happy that you are.
[Mike] We want to sell smiles— That is
what we want to do. We want everybody
out there to be happy. Everybody wants
to make people happy, and thaMs what
we are out there for. [John] No matter
how tough things get out there— In life in
general— Always think that without
music what is there? [Ira] Even the
richest boy is poor without music.
Basically all our songs usually deal with
everyday life, relationships with different
girls. Alot of our songs are based around
girls. Our songs are about relationships.
Q'.lOWhat keeps MANTIS going?
A: [John] Our fans. [Mike] Our fans
definitely. [John] The people that keep
telling us not to give up. that we are go-
ing to make it. I can honestly tell you that
there have been days when I say to
myself "What am I doing?" and there are
days when I think "Tomorrow, it is going
to happen tomorrow!" It is other people,
people that like us and come out every
weekend. Even people that don't know
us and come to see us for the first time,
they come up to us and say "You're go-
ing to make it— you're good— don't give
up!" There is something about our tunes
that stick with them. That is what keeps
Mantis going. [Mike] It's the people, our
fans. It is the people. [Steve] I get letters
and phone calls everyday, saying "we
love the band" The response like that is
the only thing that keeps us in there. We
have been through so many rough times
that any situation could arise— bad or
whatever— and we could handle it. So
many times you feel like hanging it up
and saying "look we are not going to
make it. Why are we doing this?" We will
be the first ones to take is out on each
other, but there is a love here. The
response we get from the people make it
worth it. If it wasn't for the people there
would be no reason for going on . When
they come up and say "you are good
keep going!" that is what keeps
you going.
Q: 1 1 Where is Mantis playing in the next
few weeks?
A: April 5 and 6: Yesterdays.
King of Prussia
April 12: Chuck-e-Cheese. Norristown
April 19: Tony's Tavern. Ziglersville
April 20: P.M. Lounge. Willow Grove
Navy Base
April 26 and 27: Coletti's. Norristown
May 3: The Galaxy. Sommerdale N.J.
Q:l2What does the future look
like for MANTIS?
A: [Mike] It looks like a lot of fun, it looks
definitely like a lot of fun. [John] And a
lot of hard work. [Mike] A lot of hard
work, but I can honestly say for the two
years that I have been with the band it
has been loads of fun. [John] The future
for Mantis looks like whatever our fans
want it to be. [Steve] Bright, very bright,
it's obviously not going to happen over-
night. It's going to take a long time, but it
is a slow step by step type of thing. We
will be there and we will record and we
will tour, it's just going to take a Jong
time. The thing to remember is that you
meet the same people on the way up the
ladder that you do on the way down
You have to take it as it comes— step by
step.
As a last comment the band stressed
their involvement with the Variety Club.
They also wish to thank their Roadies:
Buddy, Mark, Steve. Mike, Jim, Chris,
Wayne and Chris.
DVC CHORALE SPRING
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Tuesday, April 16,
spring concert 7:30 p.m. STC Audit
Friday. April 19,
Briar Leaf Nursing Home 2 p.m.
Doylestown
Sunday, April 28,
A Day Concert STC Audit
Saturday, May 4.
Solebury Farmers' Club 6:30 p.m.
Solebury
Philadelphia Orchestra Concert on
Wednesday April 17.
Tickets are $3.50
Bus will leave gym at 6:30 p.m.
Take your date for a special
musically treat!
GRADUATE SCHOOL??
by Dr. Bcrthold
During our Annual Career Day, I had
the opportunity of spending quite a bit of
time with Dr. Roger Locandro. the Cook
(Rutger Agricultural School) College
Dean. During this time, we spoke with a
number of our students, and 1 was sur-
prised to find that many of them had no
concept as to how a graduate education
is financed.
In the case of Liberal Arts majors in-
cluding those majoring in Business and
related fields, most students have to
finance their own graduate education.
However many business graduates have
thier graduate educations financed by
their employers.
For those students majoring in
Agriculture and in many of the sciences,
financing a graduate education is fre-
quently a different matter Many
graduate school departments have
available research assistanceships and/or
teaching assistanceships for qualified
students, and depending upon the situa-
tion, often a "B" average is enough to
qualify. Currently at the two colleges that
I checked, graduate assistants are beging
paid about $7,000 per year, and their
tuition is waved. In most instances, this
assistanceship is also tax free.
Many of the students whom Dr.
Locandro and I talked with first said that
they couldn't financially afford to go on
to graduate school after the costs of four
undergraduate years. However, if you
are interested and if you have the
academic credentials, you really should
look into the possibility of attending
graduate school.
M
AN AFTERNOON WITH
•»»
THE CLASSICS'
On Sunday, the 24th. the Liberal Arts
department presented "An afternoon with
the classics". Mrs. Roberts. Mr Durmer
and the members of the chorale
pre^nted the classics.
The show began with Mrs. Roberts us-
ing her strong voice to sing some classical
favorites. Her last song, "1 bought me a
cat", was the crowds favorite.
Mrs. Roberts turned the show over to
Mr. Durner on the trombone and Jenifer
Mease on the flute. The two instruments
together created a very soothing sound.
Then, Mr. Dumer went solo on the trom-
bone. Being accompanied by a piano,
Mr. Durner created very lively music.
When Mr. Dumer finished, the show
was turned over to the chorale. Mrs.
Roberts conducted and Leslie Blatt and
Donna Lazarus accompanied. Their selc-
tion of songs were supert) with the ending
song being "The Lord's Prayer."
The concert was very poorly attended
due to the lack of extensive advertise-
ment.
The DVC band and chorale "Spring
Concert" is on Tuesday, April 16th at
7:30 p.m. Please come out and see what
beautiful voices and talented musicians
we have at Del Val. The concert promises
to be excellent!
Dear Editors
Dear Editon,
I have heard that people on campus
get their kicks by destroying other peo-
ple's property. This was done by
discharging a fire extinguisher under
doors while the occupants were asleep. It
was very irresponsible of the students to
commit to such an action .
The fire extinguishers are there for a
purpose. Let them serve their purpose
and nothing else.
If there had been a fire that evening,
what would have occurred?
Sincerely,
A concerned student
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
One of our new gardens on campus,
the Hillman garden next to the library,
was a great addition to our campus. It
turned out really nice but the garden
itself and the area towards the
greenhouse are very dark at night. Peo-
ple going to the greenhouse complex to
study walk from, in back of the cafe, to
the greenhouses and trip over metal rods
or pipes sticking up above the ground. I
think the Hillman garden should have
small lights (and benches) and either a
street light on the telephone pole or spot
light on a tree to light up the grass area. I
think this is something that should be fix-
ed or looked into before someone breaks
a leg.
The campus seems to be getting a little
better at nights because of more lights be-
ing put up; lets keep this going and il-
luminate the rest of those dark spots.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Alan Hammann
COMPANIES COMING TO
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
THE WEEK OF APRIL 1
Tuesday, April 2,
STRATTON CHRISTMAS TREES
Individual interviews starting
9:00 Am - 4:00 Pm
WEAVER POODS
Individual interviews starting 9:00 Am -
4:00 Pm
SPECIAL SUMMER
COURSE *
The course entitled "AGRONOMIC
CROP PRODUCTION" will be offered for
the third year during the first Summer
Session -May 20 to June 28, 1985. The
course will provide "in season" experience
in all farming operations, from seedbed
preparation to harvesting. While the
course includes lecture presentation, the
emphasis is on practical experience,
especially field experience. The schedule
for the summer will be:
12:30 -4:30 P.M.
5:30 - 8:30 P.M.
Each Tuesday and Thursday.
An additional 3-hour "Help" sesston
will be scheduled during each week on a
need basis.
The maximum number of students will
be limited to no more than 12 (twelve).
Should enough students register, a se-
cond group will be sheduled on Mondays
and Wednesdays at the same hours.
We strongly advise anyone interested
in farming, especially those lacking in far-
ming experience, to take advantage of
this course and register for it.
For additional information, contact Mr.
Claycomb, the instructor in charge of the
course, or Dr. Prundeanu, the Chairman
of the Agronomy Department.
Julian Prundeanu.
Chairman
Agronomy Department
* Three semester credits or 1 (one)
semester credit. Employment Program (if
approved by the respective Department
Chairman) .
I
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
CINDERELLA IS GOING
TO THE BALL- HAIL TO
THE WILDCATS!
by Duke Blessing
Cinderella, in the form of the Villanova
Wildcats, is going to the ball to be held in
Lexington, Kentucky.
This black-tie formal affair will also in-
clude three other invitees, all of whom
were expected to show up from the
beginning: Georgetown, St. John's and
Memphis State.
Unlike Georgetown and St. John's, the
Philadelphia Main Liners had four difficult
road blocks in their path to the Final Four,
and in each game, the Wildcats were
underdogs,
The odds- makers and so called experts
are eating crow and wondering what went
wrong.
Villanova started the 64-team competi-
tion ranked 8th in the Southeast region
(somewhere around 3()th overall).
The Wildcats got the ball rolling as they
defeated Dayton, on Dayton's home
court, 61-59.
Next for Nova came the Mkrhigan
Wolverines. Michigan came into the con-
test as the number 1 ranked team in the
region and the number 2 ranked team in
the entire nation.
Led by Dwayne (D-Train) McClain's 20
points and a tenacious zone defense, the
Wildcats pulled off an incredible upset in
confusing the Wolverines, 59-55.
Upset number three was a rematch
with the Maryland Terrapins. Ed Pickney
scored 16 points and snared 13 rebounds
and the Cats held All-American Len Bias
to 8 points (on 4 for 13 shooting) and 5
rebounds as Rollie's gang defeated Lefty's
gang. 46-43.
The final shell shock on the way to the
Final Four was the Wildcats man handling
of North Carolina. 56-44.
Villanova out scored the Heels. 39-22,
in the second half on the torrid shooting
of Harold Jensen (5 for 7) and Harold
Pressley (15 points).
It is refreshing to see a team like
Villanova make the Final Four, not only
because they are a Philly team, but
because they stand for what a
student/athlete ought to be.
In this vain, a Georgetown vs.
Villanova final would be the ultimate
complement to college athletics. Two
teams who put the books ahead of the
ball and players who have a love for their
teammates, not just for themselves.
No predictions from this corner because
we know who should win the title. But we
also know who this year's real winner is
for getting there, for going by way of the
road less traveled (Dr. Heath, that was off
the top of my head!) .
The ugfy duckling Wildcats, nobody's
team two weeks ago. everybody's team
now!— you are the real winners!
LIVESTOCK JUDGING
CONTEST
The Animal Husbandry Department
is pleased to announce that the 3rd An-
nual 4H-FFA Livestock Judging Con-
test sponsored by the Animal Husban-
dry Department and the Block and Bri-
dle Club will be held on Saturday April
13, 1985.
It is expected at some 150-200 4H
and FFA members from New Jersey
and Pennsylvania will be on our campus
from 8 am to 4 p.m. During this time
they will judge seven classes of livestock
and each give three sets of oral reasons.
Members of the 1984-85 Inter-
collegate Livestock Judging Team will
assist the AH. Department faculty in
carrying out the contest. Members of
the Block & Bridle Club serve as animal
handlers, group leaders, and score
tabulators.
Men's Basketball
19841985
A SEASON IN REVIEW
by Duke Blessing
Compared to previous years, this
year's Del-Val men's basketball team en-
joyed quite a successful season.
Their 12-12 overall record was the
most victories in one season since
the 1970-1971 team coached by
John Silan.
This record is considerable when you
stop to realize that the roster was filled
with inexperienced freshmen.
The highlights of the 1984-1985
season included the second consecutive
victory in the Big Brothers Tip-Off
Classic, defeating division III national
powers Lycoming and Muhlenberg,
beating Albright for the first time in the
school's history and defeating Scranton
University on the road.
Caught between a rock and a hard
place, coach Les Lombard! molded this
baby-faced group of kids into a more
than respectable team.
At the annual basketball banquet Eric
Ford was named the Most Valuable
Player. Ford, a 5-6 guard, broke a
school record with 156 assists and scored
8.7 points a game.
John Boone received the Most Im-
proved Player award by scoring 10.2
points a game and hauling down 6.8 re-
bounds a game.
Dodd Walker won the High Score
award by way of his 16.2 average and
Derrick McCarter got the Coaches award
with 13.5 scoring average.
The Calvin P. Kidder award went to
Erroll Patterson. This award is given an-
nually to the player who combines good
sportsmanship with basketball and high
academic standing.
Other varsity letter winners included
Marvin Emerson. Tony Blackwell, Mar-
tin Hoffner. Bill Ross. Mark Spotts. and
Paul Sterling, as well as managers John
Litzke. Lisa Serbin and Connie Hajioan-
nov
The banquet was also the place where
coach Lombard! officially resigned as the
men's basketball coach.
After seven years at the helm, coach
Lombard! decided it was time to spend
more time with his wife and children.
Lombard! came to Del-Val after stints
at all the lower levels of coaching, in-
cluding a few years with Winston Chur-
chill High School in Potamac, Maryland,
where he guided his team to consecutive
county titles and a state championship.
One of the highlights of his coaching
career is the victory by his Metro
(Washiiigton) All-Stars over the United
States All-Stars in the nationally know
capital classic.
When you look at the job Lombard!
did with this all-freshman team, you
have to stop and think what they would
have been like with a few experienced
players.
They say experience counts for a few
wins a year. Who knows, maybe 16-8,
17-7?!
It would have been very easy to throw
in the towel but Lombard! stuck with the
team and made them believe in
themselves.
Now the recruiting trips are over (or
put on the back burner) . Dinner at home
with the family sounds better then dinner
at the closest fast food joint to school.
Coach, as this team gains experience
and is complemented by some recruits,
you will be able to sit back, knowing that
you got the ball rolling. Good guys don't
finish last, they go out just as they came
in - as winners!
Take care of yourself coach and learn
how to enjoy relaxing, but don't get tCK>
comfortable because you know someday
that you will get the itch and . . .
REBELS WIN
4TH CONSECUTIVE
CHAMPIONSHIP
by Duke Blessing
Four years and four championships! In
the Open League Intramural champion-
ship game the Rebels defended their title
for the third straight year, defeating the
Majestic Enforcers, 67-64.
Coach of the year, Blessing (thanks
Tone-Bone) and head assistant, Dan
Glowatski, guided their troops to a 6-2
record during the regular season and a
3-0 sweep in the playoffs.
The Rebels consisted of the ballhandling
and outside shooting of Rob O'Connor.
Willie Sanders, and Chris Jensen and
the rugged inside play of Steve Sissel,
Eric Cross, Gary Kemberling, Gary Goff
and Clay Funk.
The team travels to LaSalle College
this week to play in an intramural cham-
pion tournament.
Salute to the victors!
Lacrosse Club News
1985 schedule
Sunday, March 31 at Temple 2:00
Wednesday, April 3 vs.
Academy of New Church 3:30
Saturday, April 13 vs.
Penn State 2:00
Sunday, April 14 at East
Stroudsburg 2:00
Sunday. April 21 vs. Masters
Lacrosse Club 1:00
Wednesday, April 24 at Academy of
New Church 3:00
Thursday. April 25 vs. Ursinus 2:00
Sunday, May 5 vs. Temple
All five home games will be played
on the soccer field.
Come out and support the club!
AGGIE BASEBALL 1985
by Duke Blessing
The Del-Val baseball team headed
south to Florida in preparation for the
1985 season.
In the seven game schedule, the Aggies
compiled a 4-3 record.
WINS:
13-7 vs. I.V.P.
5-4 vs. Purdue of Indianapolis
6-4 vs. Philadelphia Textile
7-3 vs. Washington College
LOSSES:
4-0 vs. Swarthmore
17-2 vs. Kentucky Wesleyan
6-0 vs. Swarthmore
The Aggies take on Rutgers-Camden
tomorrow at 3:00 at home and Albright,
in a double header on Thursday at 1 :00
BLOOD DRIVE
APRIL 3RD-
In the AU-Purpose room!
Once again DVC's annual spring Blood
drive is approaching as a matter of fact its
Wednesday from 10:30-3:30 and time for
all you brave people to get the gumption
up to help save a life Giving blood is not
hard it doesn't hurt and excuses don't
help. People who have been rejected at a
previous date should try again as chances
are you will be accepted. Giving blood is
something that is meaningful as the blood
is used by the local hospital to help acci-
dent victims, people getting operations
and need transfusions. These are people
just like you and one day you may need
an operation or transfusion and knowing
you gave blood will make you feel com-
fortable the blood is there.
Class of '86 remember you have a
challenge to up hokj if we can increase
the numbers no one can tough us. Re-
member our goal is 2(X) pts. and there is
free Pepsi and prizes.
Scholarship Information
The National Student Service Associa-
tion (NSSA) is an organization dedicated
in locating PRIVATE sources of scholar-
ships, grants and other financial aid for
college students. NSSA has developed
two new programs to help undergrads
(freshmen and sophomores) and gradu-
ate students.
MILLIONS IN SCHOLARSHIPS
GO UNCLAIMED!!!
The rumor is a fact! Millions of dollars
in scholarships, grants, fellowships and
other financial aid go unused each school
year because students simply do not
apply!
According to the Regional Director of
NSSA, the amount of funds which is un-
used by the public is enormous. How
many scholarships, grants and fellow-
ships that are bypassed, because of the
physical impossibility ot the student to
personally research the hundreds of mil-
lions of dollars in financial aid provided
each year, is not known. We do know
that the money is there, and is not being
used.
Practically all students, regardless of
scholastic achievement or family income
can and do qualify for many forms of fi-
nancial aid. The NSSA Regional Center
has over 3 billion dollars in its data bank,
and is available for students pursuing a
higher education. Financial aid is avail-
able for freshmen, sophomores, and
graduate students. The NSSA GUAR-
ANTEES results in finding financial aid
sources for students, or the processing
fee is refunded. For a free application
and more information write to the Na-
tional Student Service Association, Box
52, Bourbonnais, IL 60914. Please spec-
ify undergraduate or graduate information.
CLASSIFIED
• Earn money now. Help yourself and
friends fee! better while doing it.
Ground floor opportunity.
EVES: 343-5872
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Nighl
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 am.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Delaware Valley College
APRIL 1985
B =
Baseball
G =
Golf
SB :=
Softball
ET =
Equestrian Team
T =
Track
SC =
Student Center
APR =
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
1
Daytime Coffeehouse
Jeoff Morgan
11:30 a.m.-l:30 p.m.
"The tuoy to a man's stomach
is through his esophagus. "
"An apple a day makes
365 apples a vear. "
2
Cindy's B-Dayl
• MOVIE •
Eddie & The Cruisers
APR •9 p.m. •FREE
SB (H) vs. Upsala, 3 p.m.
B (H) vs Rutgers, 3 p m.
3 Etitel's B-Dayl
The Ultimate Challenge
BLOODMOBILE II
APR* 10:30a.m.-3:15p.m.
Multi-Media Presentation
HISTORY OF THE BEATLES
APR • 7:30 p m. • FREE
SB (H) vs. Widcner. 4 p.m.
4
FOMOWA
MONDAY CLASS
SCHEDinP
B (H) vs. Albright, 1 p.m.
5
NO
CLASSES
Good Friday
6
Passovar
T (A) vs. Widener, Swarthmore
B (A) vs Scranton, 1 p.m.
7
Happy
Easter!
"1 want an Easter Egg!"
DOT DAY
8
NO
CLASSES
SB (H) vs. Allcntown. 4p.m.
9
**YOU LOOK
MARVFIOUS*'
DAY
SB (A) vs. Kings. 2 p.m.
10
FINAL
PREREGISl RATION
APR • 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
T (H) vs. Moravian, 3:30 p.m.
B (A) vs. Upsala, 1 p.m.
11 .
Schnitz
Day
"Not Marvelous Day"
G (A) vs. Ursinus. 1:30 p.m.
SB (A) vs. FtXJ. 3 p.m.
12
Coffeehouse
Ray Owens
SC •9-11 p.m.
I O 4H JUDGING CONTEST
•**^ SC • 7 a.m.-4 p.m.
SPECIAL PERSON DAY
James Work Stadium
10 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
T{A) vs. Albright. 1:30 p.m.
SB (H) vs. Drew. 1 p.m.
B (A) vs. Wilkes, 1 p.m.
ET (A) Penn State Stock Seat
14
Founder's Day
Award Ceremony
APR • 3 p.m.
AW are mvited!
ET (A) Lehigh
15 HOUSING
REGISTRATION
APR
1986 -4:15-5:15 p.m.
1987 -5:30-6:30 p.m.
1988 - 7:00-8:30 p.m.
G(A) vs. Upsala, 1:30 p.m.
•■•^ Petitions Due for
Student Government
SPRING CONCERT
Band & Chorale
APR • 7:30 p.m.
T (A) vs. Ursinus, 3:30 p.m.
B (A) vs. Kings, 1 p.m.
1 y • MOVIE •
Up The Creek
8 p.m. • FREE
DVC at Academy of Music
Bus leaves at 6:30 p.m.
WT (A) vs. F&M, 3:15 p.m.
MT (A) vs. Ursinus. 3:15 p.m.
B (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 3 p m.
18 CAESARS
PUB
With D.J.
Sophomore Pizza Night
and Movie
SB (H) vs. Moravian, 2 pm.
19
GAMBLE FLtNG
APR • Sp.m.-l a.m.
Details forthcoming!
G (A) vs. Muhlenberg, 1 p.m.
Q#| Beekeeping
^" Short Course
if Superstars if
VIDEO DANCE
9 p.m.-l a.m.
T (A) vs. Susquehanna, 1 p.m.
ET (A) vs. B.C.C.C.
B (H) vs. Allentown, 1 p.m.
21
RA
Picnic
ET (A) Regionals
22
STUDENT
GOVERNMENT
FLECTIONS
Ag. Lobby • 10 a.m. -3 p.m.
G (A) vs. Widencr & Lcb. Valley. 1 p.m.
23
MT (H) vs Delaware, 3 p.m.
WT (H) vs. Albright, 3:30 p m.
SB (H) vs. Albright, 3:30 p m.
B (H) vs. Drew, 1 p.m.
ib4 Secretaries Day
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
SC Lobby • 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
MANDATORY SENIOR
CLASS MEETING
APR • 4 p.m.
G (A) vs. Moravian, 1 p.m.
2S Caesar's Pub 26 NO 27
After the play • 9:30 p.m. CLASSES ^ f^AV
Petitions Due for Class & Set up for A-Day /\* L#/\ 1
Commutei Government SB (A) vs. Muhlenberg, 2:30 p.m. B (A) vs. Moravian. 1 p.m.
B (H) vs Washington, 1 p.m. T (A) Penn Relays, 9 a.m.
DRAMA PRODUCTION - "LUV" • Mandell 114 • 8 p.m.
■ ... 1 ^—. —
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A-DAY
29
NO
CLASSES
"Enjoi; the rest!"
ADai> Cleanup
30
16
DAYS
LtFl!
SNIGLETS - BACK ONCE MOREl ALL NEW!
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should!
Gumbubology — The art of blowing bubbles with gum, Ed.
Chiplets — The aumbs at the bottom of the potato chip bag.
Choconlveroua — The tendency when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.
Phietel — The brake pedal on the passenger side of the car that you wish existed when you're riding with a lunatic.
Scapink — The annoying buildup of ink on the end of a ball-point pen
Submitted Respectfully/,
Carolyr) Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
Submit i/our sniglets to Box J 126.
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Vol. XVIV. No. 23
Monday, April 15, 1985
NOTICF. Tlu' opimoiis t^xpri'ssfd in <hiv irulivulucjl .irticlt' do not nfCf ssarilv reflect the viewpoint of tfie paper or scfiool
Highlights
if Four Weeks Until Finals •
Superstars
Sunday, April 21
Go Flyers!
From the Counseling Office
by Duke Blessing
Anybody interested in becoming a
tutor for the 1985-86 school year is asked
to pick up an application from the Coun-
seling Office as soon as possible.
Deadline for completed applications is
4 p.m. on Reading Day, May 7.
Tutor location and times for remainder
of semester:
Monday Tuesday
11:30AM-2:35PM 10:0()AM-2:35PM
4:15-5:45PM 4:15-5;45PM
6:3()-10:(K)PM 6:00-10:(X)PM
Wednesday Thursday
11:3()AM-2:35PM 1 1:30AM-2:35PM
4:15-5:45PM 4:15-5:45PM
.. 7:{X)-1();{X)PM 7:00- 10:00 PM
All tutoring is done at the Allman
Building.
Group study sessions will be held on
Thursdays at 2:45 p.m. in the Allman
Building. If interested, call or see Coach
Davis for an appointment (ext. 309).
Dear Counselor Column
For the remainder of the semester.
Ram Pages will be running a column
concerned with questions that students
have involving academic, social or any
other areas of concern .
If you have any specific questions or
problems in mind, write it down and
drop it in Box *515. Members of the
Counseling Office will answer your ques-
tion in Ram Pages. You are not required
to use your real name if you choose not
to. ,• ■ ••
Dear Counselor.
i h<ive a pioblem wiffi mv boyfriend How (to
you overcome tfie problem when your boyfriend
thinks he is always right We always do things that
he wants to do He doesn't treat me like a lady We
never do anything together (a fun time once a
month is more of a teas^) I like the guy a lot and
want to stay with him but under better conditions
Help! — Confused
Dear Confused,
Sounds as if your boyfriend is lacking in decency
skills He may not be doing this intentionally, it may
just bt^ out of ignorance. First of all. you should
identify the problem, weigh the good and the bad
things about the situation, then sit down with him
and explain each problem from your point of view
Maybe you will bring things out that he was not
aware of This may lay a base for sonw give and
take on both sides
Dear Counselor,
I never picked up a book in high school and my
grades here show it. I want to do better I'm study-
ing more but there is really tio difference What can
I doV — Eager
Dear Eager,
Your problem is more common than you think.
There are a lot of factors which contribute to "learn
ing to learn," such as time management, combat
ting forgetting, etc . the Counseling Center offers
learning systems to show students how to develop
systematic study skills Stop by the Counseling Of
fice for more information — 1st floor Allman
Building.
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Positions open now and in May.
2-4 years technical education in
Agronomy, Horticulture, or related
fields is required for this specialized
service and treatment position
As an industry lea<ler we offer
guaranteed salaries, complete
training, 9()-day advancement in
career op|x>rtunities.
f-or consideration, pleasf lontact
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(215) 441-8510
or send resume to
PC Box 238. Hatboro. PA 19040
KOF M rvv
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Here we are approaching another
spring at DVC. 1 cordially invite every-
one to tour our campus and see The
Snake River bed (between the Student
Center and Work Hall). Pancho's All
Night Parking Lot (Ulman and Work),
and the State Thruway (between Wolf-
sohn and Goldman). Where are they?
Do we have these wonders? The former
was a description of the campus roads
and roadsides.
I want to use this time to address a
very severe problem on this college cam-
pus, namely, vehicle traffic around dor-
mitories, athletic events, the Student
Center and the damage that occurs. -
Despite the College rules and regula-
tions, despite the number of traffic tickets
issued and paid, people park and drive
wherever they please. The result is a
campus which appears to have no real
pride in itself. There is no one person or
party to blame for this damage, the Col-
lege community as a whole is responsible.
There are those who pull their vehicles
off the road to watch a soccer or field
hockey game, there are those who park
their vehicles around the dorms for 15
minutes or overnight, there are those
who drive around these parked cars, and
there are those who simply drive on the
grass.
Currently we have so-called "fire
lanes" around the buildings on this cam-
pus. These lanes are the only means of
access for all people to get to and from
the buildings. Now let's face it. the road-
ways cannot accommodate two-way
traffic, parked cars or large vehicles. The
result is tire ruts, broken road edges, pot
holes, compacted soil. etc.. all of which
deface the appearance of the college in
the eyes of the public, let alone in the
eyes of ourselves.
r The following are some suggestions
and solutions to the problem:
1 . Widen and curb certain roadways
where two-way traffic is necessary.
2. Put loading and unloading areas
around dormitories for students and
enforce a time limit.
3. Restrict certain roadways for college
vehicles only.
4. Eliminate roadways and replace with
smaller walkways.
5. Make and enforce stricter rules and
regulations.
There are many more problems, solu-
tions and suggestions that can be discussed
about the College road system. I just feel
that it is time that we research, design
and develop plans to correct the situa-
tion. The only way this can occur is if
everyone cooperates with each other.
You and I know that this will require alot
of time and money, but until this time
comes, can everyone try to KEEP OFF
THE GRASS.
Sincerely.
Timothy L. Varacallo
Blood Donors Needed
All Blood Types!
$10 compensation for
qualified participants.
Call:
Biological Specialty Corporation
(215) 855-3552
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Yesterday was Founder's Day, which
is the annual event dedicated to the peo-
ple who had a dream for agriculture,
science, this school, and its students. Dr.
Krauskopf and James Work were indi-
viduals with dreams, ideas, and goals for
this school and the direction it should
follow. Dr. Krauskopf and James Work
inspired others with their dreams and
these people made them their dreamy
and their goals. Many people look back
at this school's past and with the hope
that we look toward its future. Many stu-
dents ask. "For what future?" In recent
years it seems that there has been no
direction, no goals, and no concern for
the students who are the mainstay of this
college. In recent years admissions have
been down and the school has tried to
change that by expanding the fields of
study. Is it right, is it an organized plan of
expansion, or is it a way of increasing
population for the present? Is the school
deviating from the fields in which it was
founded, or is the school just trying to at-
tract more students? To many, this
school's apparent direction is becoming a
sad reality. There is nothing wrong with a
plan of expansion of the school's base,
but is the expansion wise?
I would prefer to see this school reaf-
firm its beliefs in science and agriculture. I
would love to see the school expand
within the fields of agriculture and
science by adding veterinary and nursing
programs. Return funds to the established
majors, and increase the field training of
the students.
If the school wants to get more stu-
dents to attend, it should set goals for the
present departments. Make the goals
good, make them the best. Offer a select
and detailed program in the sciences and
in agriculture. When that is accomplished,
students will want to attend this school
because it is the best and the students
want the best. Then, no matter where
anyone is. a student can say. "I've grad-
uated from DVC" and everyone will
know that they came from a school that
is dedicated to improving farming, horti-
culture, and the businesses that these
careers entail. To accomplish all of these
goals, the school does not have to look
far. it only has to look at the students that
are here. They need to look at the stu-
dents they have begun to ignore. As stu-
dents we can see where our fields are
heading. We can understand and sug-
gest the changes that need to be made.
We also know where we are lacking and
how to improve the problems. We only
need to be asked, and then listened to.
Our founders took the time to speak to
the students and to listen to them. Very
few members of the present administra-
tion and board of trustees take the time
to listen. I hope that one day they will,
because 1 would be crushed to see the
ideas and goals of Dr. Krauskopf and
James Work for DVC become a memory.
Sincerely.
Edward D. Wengryn
OH/F. 1986
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
You missed a great show! The Mantis
show at Young's Regency in Blue Elell
was a BLAST. Because of the weather
the crowd wasn't as large as was ex-
pected but the people there were psyched.
Jahil (the opening band) came out and
played some real good dance tunes in-
cluding "California Girls." "Rebel Yell,"
and "Modern Love." Then it was time
for Mantis — The crowd roared as Man-
tis came out. Mantis played some real
hard rockin' sets. They played "Born to
be Wild" and some originals — "In Your
Eyes," "Forever With You." and "One of
The Boys" (a song which is going to be
released as a single real soon). The
crowd went crazy. The played three en-
cores, one of which they played a rotten
joke (but it wasn't funny) on their lead
guitarist. Ira (E^^Jeball). They told him that
they were going to play one song and
they actually were going to play some-
thing else. Ira started in on a long guitar
solo for about one minute and the rest of
the band yelled "Wrong song Eyeball." (1
guess you had to be there!) The show
was excellent and the music was even
better. Some real rock-n-roll was heard
that night. I will go see Mantis again.
Aggie Men & Women
Shine in Delaware!
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Track & Field team made
quite a showing at the Delaware State
Relays in Dover. Delaware.
Brandon Newell won his second cort^
secutive Delaware State triple jump with
a, distance of 47-6.
Sophomore Dave Keich won the high
jump, clearing the bar at 6-6.
Ken McDaid won the S.OOO-meter
steeplechase with a time of 9:44.3.
Junior co-captain Chris Frazier won
the intermediate hurdles in the women's
competition with a time of 1:06.0. just
missing by .9 the national championship
qualifying time.
In the men's field events. John Stella
took second place in the shot put with a
toss of 46-4. Chris Buckley finished third
in the high jump at 6-4.
Jim Flukey took second in the javelin
(185-7) and Jim Bauzon took third at
184-0.
Bauzon finished fourth in the discus
(123-10) and John Stella finished fifth
(123-9).
In the running events, the 4 x 400
relay team (Glynos. Barrett. Cooper and
Benner) finished fifth in 3:26.4.
The 4 X 100 team (Newell. Keich.
Oliver and Barrett) finished fifth in 43.8.
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DUKFS DIARY
PHILADELPHIA:
Destiny to Succeed
by Duke Blessing
Back in early September, many of the
so-called hockey "prognosticators" (ex-
perts) made their predictions for the up-
coming '84-'85 season. To nobody's sur-
prise, the Philadelphia Flyers were not
pegged for first place. In fact, some of
the absent-minded picked the Flyers to
finish fifth and out of the playoffs.
For the second week in a row (V for
Victory. V for Villanova was the first).
Philadelphia is watching the rest of the
country eat crow?
The amazing season turned completely
around on the night of February 9.
The kids (youngest average age of
any team in professional sports)
from Phillytown traveled to the nation's
capital to take on the Washington Capi-
tals. The Capitals held an 1 1 -point lead
over the Flyers in the standings and a
Caps victory probably would have put
the Flyers out of the picture.
Captain Davey Poulin scored on a
backhander with time running out to give
the Flyers a 5-4 victory and helped to
raise some eyebrows.
Then, on March 5th in the Nassau
Coliseum, the Flyers faced the New York
Islanders, not the easiest team to try and
break a three-game losing streak against.
This game was key because Washing-
ton still held a four-point advantage over
the Flyers.
Once again. Davey Poulin was the
hero as he scored a goal in overtime to
lift the Flyers to a 5-4 victory.
The Flyers then swept Washington in
back-to-back games and it ^as all but
over!
MVP Pelle Lindbergh closed out the
regular season with two "Hall of Fame"
performances.
This was the ye^r that the legendary
Bobbie Clarke retired. Bill Barber's
career was halted by a knee injury and
Darryl Sitler was traded.
They were grinning in both New York
and Washington. They were smelling the
blood of the wounded in Pittsburgh and
even in New Jersey (yes. I'm serious —
New Jersey!) .
Well baby, here it is — Philadelphia
Style!:
1 . The best overall record in the league
at 53-20-7.
2. A club record for victories. 53. better-
, ing the mark of 51 set by the 1974-75
and 1975-76 clubs.
3. The best home record in the league at
32-4-4 where they outscored their op-
ponents by 100 goals (202-102).
4. The eighth divisional title in the fran-
chise's 18-year history.
5. A 25-8-2 record within the division.
6. 16 wins in their last 17 games!
7. A goals-against average of 2.99!
What is absolutely incredible is that the
Flyers did this with 12 rookies and
second-year players.
Even the veterans are only in their
mid-20's!
Rick Tocchet. Peter Zezel. and Derrick
Smith are all of 19 years old.
Murray Craven and the Sutter twins
are 21 years old.
Captain Dave Poulin is 26 The two
best goalies in the league. Lindbergh and
Froese are 25 and 26 respectively.
All-stars Tim Kerr and Brian Propp are
each 25 years old.
The "old" men are Brad Marsh at 27
and Mark Howe at 29.
What is frightening as all hell is that
their are a handful of kids breaking minor
league records in the Flyers farm system.
We could be talking about another
Ryers dynasty!
No matter what lies ahead, this Flyers
team will be remembered for the incredi-
ble strides it made in just one season.
Everybody out there, please hurry and
finish the crow you are all eating from the
Villanova victory. Burp and make more
room because here comes crow for
dessert — the Philadelphia Flyers!
DVC OPENS SEASON
WITH SWEEP OF URSINUS
by Duke Blessing
Ursinus College proved no match for
the defending Middle Atlantic Confer-
ence champion Aggies, falling 14-6 and
20-4.
John "Guido" Messina was the hitting
star of the first game. Messina went five-
for-five. including a three-run homer in
the first and a two-run homer in the
sixth. D&n Porter had three RBI's and
two hits.
After a shaky start in which he gave up
five runs in the first. Mark Bother got the
win after giving up only one run through
six innings. Dave Margoski stepped in to
record the save.
Bob McEvoy gave up seven hits and
struck out five to get the victory in the
nightcap.
The Aggies scored 13 runs in the third
inning. Leading the onslaught was Dave
Nargoski who smashed a grand slam and
Emil Novak and John Conners who both
hit three-run homers.
Joe Cox had three hits and four RBI's
and John Messina went two-for-two with
two RBI's.
The non-league sweep sees the Ag-
gies open up the year with a 2-0 record,
Aggie Men Defeat
Swarthmore & Widener
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Men's Track & Field Team
scored 85 points to defeat Swarthmore
College (47) and Widener University
(38) in a triangular meet last Saturday
afternoon.
The highlight of the afternoon occur-
red when both Brandon Newell and
Dave Kcich qualified for the NCAA Divi-
sion III championships in the long jump.
Newell grabbed first with a jump of
23-10 and Keich took third with a 23-
6V2.
Newell also won the triple jump with a
mark of 46- 1 1 . Freshman Dave Bradley
placed third with a 44-6 V4.
In the high jump both Chris Buckley
and Dave Keich hit 6-8. Buckley took
first on the basis of misses while Keich.
who won the Delaware State Relays at
6-6. placed third.
John Stella took first in the shot put
with a 46-IOV2. with teammates Carl
Parabbio and Steve Liller finishing
second and third, at 44-9 and 43-9.
respectively.
Jim Flukey finished second in the
javelin at 178-8.
In the running events. Edson Barrett
won the 100-meter dash (10.95) and the
200-meter dash (22. 14). Freshman Diet-
rick "Deke" Lewis finished second in the
.100(11.24) and the 200 (22.57).
Al Benner won the 400-meter dash
(48.77) and Dave Glynos took third
(50.10).
The 4 X 100 relay team (Newell,
Keich. Cliver and Barrett) took first with
a 43.45. The 4 X 400 relay team (Gly-
nos, Barrett. Cooper and Benner) also
took first, finishing with a 3:25.0.
Junior Ken McDaid got a second in
the 1.500 (4:08.7) and a third in the
5.000(16:11.0).
The Aggies travel to Ursinus tomorrow
to take on the host team and Haverford
College in a triangular meet
AGGIES SWEEP
DOUBLEHEADER WITH
ALBRIGHT, 61 & 116
. by Duke Blessing
The DVC Baseball team kept its con-
sistent play intact with a doubleheader
sweep of Albright College. 6-1 and 11-6.
In the opener, freshman Scott "Hurri-
cane" Kmetz pitched a six- hitter Kmetz
did not give up an earned run while strik-
ing out five.
In addition to the outstanding pitching
performance. Kmetz aided his own
cause with a two-run homer in the
fourth.
Joe Cox went three-for-three with an
RBI and Emil Novak hit a homerun In
the third (his fourth of the year).
Novak started on the mound in the
nightcap.and after a bad first inning, settled
down to pitch five innings of one-hit ball.
Junior Dan Porter pitched the seventh
and got the save.
At the plate. Clay Funk drove in six
runs with a two-run homer in the second
and a grand slam in the fourth. Joe Cox
led off the fourth with a homerun.
The sweep raises the Aggies overall
record to 7- 1 .
AGGIES POUNDED BY
SWARTHMORE, 19-9
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies were shut-out by Swarth-
more College twice in their recent pre-
season trip to Florida. 6-0 and 4-0.
Back in Pennsylvania. DVC had no
problem scoring — their problem was
stopping Swarthmore from scoring.
Aggie pitchers had problems in drop-
ping a 19-9 decision to Swarthmore.
At the plate, freshman Bobby Browne
went three-for-four and Emil Novak
went two-for-two with four RBI's.
Joe Cox had a good day going two-
for-five with three RBI's.
The loss drops the Aggies to 2-1
overall.
AGGIES RECORD SECOND
DOUBLEHEADER SWEEP
by Duke Blessing
DVC Baseball opened their MAC sea-
son with a doubleheader sweep over
FDU-Madison. 5-3 and 6-4.
The victory raises the Aggies mark to
4-1 overall and 2-0 in the conference.
In the opener. Mark Rother saw his
record improve to 2-0 as he went the
distance. Rother allowed only six hits
through the seven innings.
Bobby Browne had an RBI triple to
open up the scoring.
Dan Porter chipped in with a two-run
single in the fourth and Emil Novak
added a homer in the fifth (his second of
the year).
In the nightcap. Bob McEvoy got the
victory with five strong innings and Dave
Nargoski recorded the save.
Offensively. Scott Kmetz smashed a
bases loaded triple in the first inning and
Emil Novak hit his third homer of the
season .
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
Lacrosse Team Defeats
Temple in Opener
The DVC Lacrosse club's season
opened on a rainy and dismal Sunday at
Temple University.
The club came away with a close but
well earned 6-5 victory.
An excellent performance was turned
in by the defense with Ralph Novi in
goal. Novi had twenty-two saves to his
credit.
On the offensive unit. Paul Mosey and
Darren Hosara each had two goals and
Ed Draper and Chris Kelly each scored a
goal.
WOMEN SPLIT WITH
SWARTHMORE & WIDENER
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Track & Field team
defeated Widener 51 28, but were out-
scored by Swarthmore. 67-51. to split
their triangular nicet last Saturday at
Widener University.
Tina Drey scored the hat trick as she
won the javelin (94-11). the shot put
(30-3V2) and the discus (97-0).
Nancy Brake placed second in the
shot put (22-11V2) and the javelin (80-8).
and placed third in the discus (59-7).
Brake also won the 2,000-meter race
in 13:44.4.
Chris Frazier won the intermediate
hurdles with a 1:08.4.
Wendy Fields took first in the 400 with
a 62.54 and a second in the 200 in
28.66.
PLACEMENT OFFICE ^
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 15
Thursday, April 19
PARKER INTERIOR PLANTSCAPE
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:(X)p.m.
DIETZ & WATSON
Internship
Sophomores & Juniors only
15-minute interviews
9:00 a.m. - 12 noon
Friday. April 20
CHEMLAWN OF NEW JERSEY
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
WOODWINDS
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Zicmer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
D®IlsiNmimg^aaflIl(§^ (g®flE@g®
Vol. XVIV. No. 24
Friday. April 26. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
A'Dayl985 1
Senior Spotlights 2&3
The Year in Review 4&5
The Year in Sports 6
This Week's News 7
This Weelc's Sports 8
Good Luck SeniorsI
A-DAY 1985
Welcome to A-Day '85
For 37 years DVC's students have
been sponsoring the festivities of Agricul-
tural Day. This year's A-Day promises to
be the best.
New student projects such as seminars
given in the Little Plant Theater, Floral
Design Shows and BMX racing, will pro-
vide additional knowledge and entertain-
ment as well as many old favorites.
These traditional events include livestock
showing and judging, flower and plant
show, and an art and photos show.
These exhibits are open to participation
by any students even though their majors
are not related to the event.
Besides individuals participating,
many clubs are actively involved in mak-
ing this year's A-Day a success. Several
clubs will be putting on exhibits such as
the Chemistry Club's glass blowing, the
Apiary Club's bee display and Floral
Society's "Christmas in the Chapel."
Along with the display and exhibits
there are special events both student and
visitor participation. There is the always
exciting tug-of-war match over Lake Ar-
cher and very sloppy pie eating contest.
New this year is the BMX racing, which
will include many local youngsters also.
To top it all off, one must not miss all
of the wonderful food available. We'll be
serving our usual hamburgers, pizza and
chicken B.B.Q. along with the new roast
pork sandwiches. Then, one can experi-
ence the thick, rich, creamy milk shakes
that A-Day has become famous for. If
you feel like just nibbling, the Novelties
Tent has many snack foods including
cotton candy for the kiddies, peanuts
and pretzels for the parents.
One thing we're glad to have back this
year, is the sale of bedding plants and
vegetable seedlings for all of the home
gardeners. This tent will be located in
front of the gym for your convenience.
After months of planning and hard
work, A-Day is finally here. We all hope
you have an enjoyable time.
Sincerely,
Polly Eck& Sue Nord
Co-Chairwen ADa]^ '85
"1984 A-Day Site"
Photo b^) Linda Goodloe
DR. MERTZ
by Leslie Blatt with Dr. John Mertz
It is with great honor and sincerity that
the Ram Pages staff dedicates this A-Day
issue to Dr. Mertz. the Dean of Academic
Affairs. Dr. Mertz has proven, not only to
the staff of Ram Pages but also to any
student who confronts him. that DVC is
an institution that cares and listens.
Dr. Mertz was born and raised in
Northern New Jersey where he was very
active in various agriculture programs.
During his high school years. Dr. Mertz
participated in the Vo-Ag program as
well as Future Farmers of America. He
served as president of his local FFA
chapter as well as being a representative
to New Jersey state FFA.
At age 14, Dr. Mertz began working in
a wholesale florist which eventually lead
to his attending DVC to study Ornamen-
tal Horticulture. During his Botany class.
Dr. Mertz did his term paper on evolu-
tion. This led him to change his major to
Biology and in 1962, Dr. Mertz gradu-
ated in the first class of biology majors to
pass through the halls of DVC. He then
did his graduate work at the University of
Illinois with a major in Zoology and a
minor in Physiology. When his graduate
work was finished. Dr. Mertz returned to
DVC to join the Biology Department.
From 1975 to 1981, Dr. Mertz acted
as the Department Chairman of the Or-
namental Horticulture Department. Be-
ginning in 1981, Dr. Mertz became ac-
tive in the Dean's Office starting as Assis-
tant Dean and presently holding his posi-
tion as Dean of Academic Affairs.
Besides all of his responsibilities at
DVC, Dr. Mertz is very active in the sur-
rounding community. He is president of
the Honeyhollow Water Shed Associa-
tion which is an environmental education
center in Solebury. He is also on the
board of directors of the Central Bucks
YMCA as well as being very active in his
church.
The position of Dean of Academic Af-
fairs entails managing the academic pro-
gram and the faculty. Dr. Mertz not only
handles the present academic program
but is actually involved in planning for
future curriculum of DVC. He also is
concerned with getting the academic
program to "hang together" as well as
focusing on the quality of product that is
produced here at DVC. "In Search of
Excellence" is a new program that is be-
ing instituted here on this campus and
Dr. Mertz is actively researching and tak-
ing suggestions for activating this pro-
gram. Besides his responsibilities as
Dean, Dr. Mertz also finds time and en-
joys teaching the Genetics lectures.
Dr. Mertz is very concerned with the
reading skills as well as the amount of
reading that is done. According to Dr.
Mertz, people arc reading less and less
and this is not gcx>d as reading leads to
the development of the imagination . He
is a firm believer in developing the ap-
petite for reading and writing. He be-
lieves that everyone who graduates from
college should be literate not only in
reading and writing skills, but also in
math and computer skills.
Dr. Mertz along with his wife and three
children live in Buckingham. His son,
John, is a freshman Business Adminis-
tration major here at DVC. Dr. Mertz en-
joys gardening as well as doing p>en and
ink drawings. He also enjoys carving
decoys.
Dr. Mertz, our hats off to you and
thanks for a job well done.
Dr. Miller Chosen
Distinguished Faculty;
Member
by ED. Wengryn •
At this year's Founders' Day. Biology
Department Chairman. Dr. James Miller
was chosen as the distinguished faculty
member of the year. Surprised by his
selection Dr. Miller said he couldn't
believe the public awareness of his selec-
tion: He said many people sent him
newspaper clippings of the announce-
ment as well as phone calls of con-
gratulations. Looking over Dr. Miller's
qualifications, it is easy to see why he
was chosen.
He has been a member of DVC staff
since the spring of '72. In '80-'81 he was
chosen chairman of the Biology depart-
ment. Dr. Miller is also very active in
school activities besides serving on sev-
eral school committees. He is the band
mascot and Biology Club co-advisor Dr.
Miller enjoys working with students,
though he teaches mostly upperclassmen
courses. He enjoys teaching at DVC. As
he put it, "Students here understand the
work ethic. They aren't afraid of trying
and to watch them succeed is what teach-
ing is all about."
The selection for distinguished faculty
member is a process that is new at DVC.
Started three years ago. the award was
set up to honor a faculty member who
continues to improve the education of
students through innovative teaching
techniques and for schcK>l service. Other
faculty members being considered were
Mr. Roberts. Mr. Markeveys, Mr. Mc-
Cool and Dr. Prundeanu — all are dedi-
cated teachers. Congratulations to them
and to Dr. Miller for helping us get the
education we need for today's world.
FOUNDERS' DAY
The annual Founders' Day convoca-
tion was held Sunday, April 14th in the
All-Purpose Room.
The ceremony was very well done. It
included a speech by the Alumni Asso-
ciation president William Dunscombe.
Awards were presented to both students
and faculty by Dean Tasker and Dean
Mertz. One of the highlights of the cere-
mony was Dr. James Miller being award-
ed the distinguished faculty member.
The Chorale and Band gave a nice
touch to the convocation, they per-
formed very well.
Some of the awards are as follows:
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Award for Faculty Members: Richard M.
Dommel; Twenty-Year Distinguished
Service Award for Staff Members:
Claudia Cornell; William Owen Memori-
al Scholarship: Michael J. Slezak; The
Class of 1977 Recognition Award: Leslie
E. Blatt: Publications Award: Leslie E.
Blatt: Founders' Day Award: Irene
Brown: Student Government Service
Award : Al Wilson ; and Walter Riggins
Memorial Award: Carol M. Serik and
Daniel Glowatski.
Also, congratulations to students who
are listed in Who's Who Among Students
in American Universities and Colleges,
those who won scholarships, outstand-
ing athletes and highest ranked class
members.
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
Kurt Alstede
Kurt, from Chester. N.J., is a Horticulture major.
He has been a member of the Horticulture Society,
Future Farmers of America— treasurer. Delta Tau
Alpha, Who's Who in America Colleges, Dean's
List every semester and a member of the Christian
Fellowship. He is also a member of the Chester
Volunteer Fire Co . a member of the County Board
of Agriculture— executive committee, a member ct
New Jersey Farm Bureau. State Horticulture Society'
of New Jersey, New Jersey Agricultural Society
and a boy scout. After graduation, he plans to work
at his family farm operation.
William J. Bamka
An Agronomy major from Fallsington. PA Bill's
honors include membership in such professional
organizations as the American Society of Agron-
omy, Soil Science Society of America, and the
Crop Science Society of America, listing in the
Delta Tau Alpha (DTA) National Agriculture Society,
the National Dean's List and as an Outstanding
Junior in Agronomy; and is part of the top five
cumulative averages of the class of 1985.
Quite active with the Agronomy Club, Bill served
as Intramural Athletics, and has helped in Chem-
istry tutoring
Bill is planning to pursue his career in Agronomy
with an assistanceship at Penn State while attending
graduate school.
Mary Jo "Mojo" Bergbauer
Mojo is a Chemistry major from Pennsauken,
N.J While she was at DVC, she was very active in
extra-curricular activities Mojo was president of the
Band, Chemistry Club and Newman Club She
was also vice president of the Inner Club Council,
and secretary for the Class of 1985 Other clubs
and activities she has been in are the following
ACS. student affiliate, member of the yearbook
staff. ADay representative, varsity softball and in
tramural hockey in addition to being an official
DVC Band-Aid
Mary Jo has been on the Dean's List, Who's
Who Among Students in American Universities
and Colleges, and the 1984 American Chemical
Society Undergraduate Award in Analytical Chem-
istry Her future plans are to work with quality con-
trol, research and/or product devebpment.
Gene "Duke" Blessing
Gene is a Business Administration major from
Warrington, PA. Gene has been on the Dean's List
at DVC every senve^er and has been a member of
the National Dean's List for the past two years and
will graduate Magna Cum Laude Gene is also a
member of Who's Who He has been a repcwter,
the advertising manager and the sports editor iot
the school new^iaper in addition to school
courses, he has taken courses at The Media In-
stitute of Philadelphia Gene has been a Resident
Assistant at West Campus He was also a member
of the investment Club, the American Production
and inventcMy Control Society and a tutor for tlie
Counseling Office. He has received scholarships
from Happ-Grovcr. Reuben-Tuntek and the Lions
Association. Gene has also been involved in in-
tramural basketball and softball. Gene plans a
career in corporate management or corporate law
with a Fortune 500 company. His future plans in-
clude obtaining an MBA degree from Notre Dame.
Vanderbiit or the University of Pennsylvania (Whar-
ton) on a CM AT partial scholarship Another possi-
ble career choice may come from an internship in
the marketing and finance departments at the
Sjjectrum in Philadelphia, PA.
Nancy Brake
Nancy is a Food industry major from Mercers-
burg, PA She has been a varsity member of the
Field Hockey team for four years serving as co-
captain She made the MAC Ali-Star team for two
years and was named Most Valuable Player her
junior year Nancy also played basketball for two
years in which she was named Most improved
Player She is currently running track and field in
which she runs the 800. and throws the shot disc
and javelin. She has also played intramural hockey,
volleyball and floor hockey She was also a mem-
ber of the winning superstars team
She has been a member of the Food Industry
Club for four years which she served as secretary.
She was also active on Equestrian Team, Social
House and Photo Club Outside of school, Nancy
attends St Paul's Lutheran Church and works at
the Ground Round as a hostess
After graduation Nancy is looking for a job in
quality control, production management or re-
search and devetopment in a food-related company.
Irene E. Brown
Irene is an Animal Husbandry major from New-
manstown, PA, who received the Founders Day
Award 1985 and is in the Who's Who She was
president of the Block & Bridle Club and also an-
nual chairman (1983-84). She is a member of the
Dairy Society, ADay secretary/treasurer in
1981-83 and co-chairperson in 1983 84 Irene was
a class officer, secretary 1981-82 and vice president
1982-85, and she was on the Dinner Dance Com-
mittee She enjoyed playing intramural volleyball,
hockey, softball and field hockey And she was also
a part of the DVC Collegiate Livestock Judging
Team 1984-85.
She has been named an Outstanding Member
1983-84, Outstanding Senior 1984-85. a National
Block & Bridle Nominee 1984-85, and a member
of the new Social Board. Irene will be missed very
much at DVC.
Nancyleigh Elizabeth Carson
Nancy is a Chemistry major. Her activities in-
clude four years in Chemistry Club, two of which
she was vice president She was on the varsity
Track & Field for tMKj years and played intramural
volleyball and hockey for three years She's been
active in the Newman Club for three years, secre-
tary/treasurer for two years She has played in the
band for a year She also has been on the ADay
Committee two years.
Her position objective is quality control research
or product devebpment.
Polly Eck
Polly is an Agronomy major from Muncy. PA.
She has been involved in many clubs and organiza-
tions in the past few years including Agronomy
Club, 4-H, DTA, ICC and A Day Committee
This year she is A^onomy Club secretary, DTA
president and chairman of the A- Day Committee
She is listed in Who's Who She has also par-
ticipated in intramural volleyball, hockey and soft-
ball, as well as Superstars Polly will be attending
Penn State University for graduate school next
year.
Lance Forster, Jr.
Lance has the distinction of being both a Dairy
Husbandry and Animal Husbandry major He's
been very active in clubs on campus including three
years in Block & Bridle, four years in Dairy Society
and four years in FFA He also has played intra-
mural volleyball and softball. He also has been in-
volved with running and set up of dairy judging
contests at DVC sponsored by the Dairy Society
He is CO chairman of the Annual FFA Day held at
DVC for area high school students He's also been
a tour guide for three years. Besides all of this *->
Lance is involved with exhibits at the PA Farm
Show for DVC and exhibits at the PA Agricultural
Food Exposition Lance has also been involved in
ADay exhibits and activities for all four years
Another activity of his is excessive drinking to round
things out
But along with all this he has received many
honors such as Dean's List, National Dean's List,
Who's Who and National Agricultural Honor Society
(Delta Tau Alpha) He will be graduating with a BS
in both Dairy Husbandry and Animal Husbandry.
Clay Funk
Clay, a Business Administration major from Sun
burg. PA , was an active person on the DVC sports
scene Clay played varsity football for three years
and was captain as a senior He was a member of
the three-time MAC champions in football and was
All-ECAC one year Clay was the Outstanding De-
fensive Player his senior year and in 1984. Clay
was a member of the Aggies coaching staff as a stu-
dent assistant football coach He played varsity
baseball for four years and was captain his senior
year Clay was also a member of the Northeastern
Division baseball champions In the winter. Clay
was involved in intramural basketball where his
team. The Rebels, were the open league cham
pions for four consecutive years Clay was a Resi
dent Assistant for two years in Ulman Hall and was
also a Who's Who in his senior year
Daniel J. Glowatski
Dan is a Business Administration major from
Mount Carmel. PA He was awarded with an
NCAA Post Graduate scholarship, a Dorothy Mc-
Cool Memorial scholarship, an Owens Memorial
scholarship and has been on the Dean's List for four
years He is an Academic All- American. He's been
in the Business Club for two years He's a captain
on the varsity football team and is a football record
holder He's been an All- American for two years.
He participated in the AllEastem College Athletic
Conference and the All-Middle Atlantic Confer-
ence He's been a member of the varsity track team
for four years
Daniel is intere^ed in marketing, sales, produc-
tion and inventory contrcJ.
Jennifer Harlinski
Jennifer resides in Baltimore, MD and is major-
ing in Chemistry Jennifer has occupied her time
here at DVC hv involving herself in Chorale Club
and the Chemistry Club As a member of the
Chemistry Club she has been the treasurer for the
1984-85 semesters She has also been nominated
for Who's Who
Timothy J. Ireland
Tim is a Biolo>^y major from Philadelphia, PA in
his four years here he has been involved in many
things He h^s run track, both winter and spring, for
all four years He also played soccer his junior year
Club activities include Small Lab Animals, Biology
Club. Ntwnwn Club (vice president). Drama Club
(treasurer). OVC Players (three productions).
Photo Club Ram Pages and Gleaner He has also
tutored math and physics
Tims academic achievements include: Dean's
List (seven semesters), publication in National
Deans List (three times), and he has been nomi-
nated for publication in the 1985 Wlio's Who Tim
hopes to go on to study vetennary medicine at the
University of Pennsylvania
Mary K.Kelly
Mary is an Ornamental Horticulture /Landscape
major from Schwenksville. PA , who has been on
the Dean's List the past four years She has also
been in Who's Who. the D T A • intramural softball
and ADay Club Mary was the ADay representa-
tive for the Landscape-Nursery Club, the libranan
for the Chorale and both vice president and secre-
tary for the BS A Explorer Post .531 She won the
WW Smith Scholarship which helped pay for her
education. Her interests include camping, bowling,
hiking, white water rafting and traveling
John Gary Kemberling
John is a Biology major from Sunberry. PA ,
who spent his four years as the Aggies quarterback.
He made Pizza Hut All American in 1984. ECAC
Honor Roll for Moravian game and he has broken
several season passing records Besides football.
John has been a member of the baseball team for
three years and captain of the 1985 team and he
enjoyed intramural basketball for four years His
name is found in the Who's Who 1985. a Resident
Assistant for the 1984-85 year and a Student
Trainer His career goal is to b»e a doctor
Neil J. Kratzer
Neil is a Dairy Husbandry major, minoring in
Business Administration He plans to go into safes
and marketing He has been a very active part of
DVC He was president of the Dairy Society and
vice president of the Agncultural Business Society
He is a Resident Assi^ant Executive Committee
Chairman He helped ordinate "Caesar's" which
brought some life to DVC He was recipient of
Wolgemuth Bros , Inc scholarship and the Penn-
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
sylvania Holst«?in Association Service and Leader-
ship award
.. Robin Layne
An Agronomy major from Morrisville. PA .
Robin is listed in Who's Who and has been active in
the Agronomy Club where she is the A Day Queen
Nominee Also active in the Newman Club, once as
Mw|^r«'. she has also been senate representative
and senior class president of the Student Govern-
ment She has also been appointed student repre-
sentative to the Faculty Curriculum Committee. -
Steven Lederach
A Lederach. PA native Steve is one of the top
Ornamental Horticulture students in the Landscap
ing-Nursery option He is an active member of the
Landscape Nursery Club where he is A Day repre
tentative and was involved in the 1985 Fbwer
Show Steve is alsf> a member of the National Agri:
culture Honor Society Delta Tau Alpha (DTA)
and Christian Fellowship
In the future. Steve would like to attend graduate
school to earn a Masters degree in Landscape
Architecti^re.
Anne Marie Neri
Anne Marie, an Ornamental Horticulture-Flon
culture mapr from (ilendolan. PA . has won many
ribbons for floral design at A Day She is also listed
in Who's Who She has been on the Flower Judg
ing Team, a Newman Club I.C.C. representative
and has entered dance marathons Anne Marie is a
loyal Aggie football fan and loves outdoor activities
She hof)es to work in floral design or floral crop
production
Joseph A. Porcello
Joe is a Ornamental Horticulture/Horticulture
mapr He plans to go into greenhouse production
He was a member of the Ornamental Horticulture
Society and the Construction Committee of the
Philadelphia Flower Show He was chairman of the
A Day Fbw Show and Exhibits Committee for
A-Day He is on the Dean's List. Deha Tau Alpha
and received a Merit scholarship from Beddins
Plants, Inc
Susan Rachlin
Susan is a Biology mapr She has been on the
Dean's List three times She was elected to Who's
Who She has been commuter representative to
Social House for two years and a member of the
Biokjgy Club for two years Susan is also student
representative to the Cultural Committee
She is a member of the National Geographic
Society and the Philadelphia Zoological Society
Susan has won first and second places and honor-
able mention several times in the A Day photogra
phy contests.
She has attended the Tropical Marine Biology
course in Columbus Beach, Jamaica offered by the
Biology Department of DVC in June 1983 She'll
be graduating with her BS in Biology.
Gerald J. Reichard
Oerry is an Animal Husbandry major from
Waynesboro. PA Currently he has been a Resi-
dent Assistant for the past two years, member of
iTie Future Farmers of America. Delta Tau Alpha,
and is listed in Who's Who Gerry has been em-
ployed at the DVC Dairy for the past four years and
has also been a Student Herdsman for the past year
and a half Some of his past activities have included
a member of the 1984 Intercollegiate Livestock
Judging Team. Freshman Class President. Fresh-
man Football. Student Government Secretary for
two years and Block & Bridle
In 1983. Gerry was awarded The Future Farm-
ers of America American Farmer Degree and he is
a member of the Grindstone Hill Lutheran Church.
Pennsylvania Farmers Association and the Ameri-
can Yorkshire Club. Gerry plans to continue his
partnership with his father in their swine operation
He and his fiancee. Teresa, are currently planning
their August wedding and they have rented a farm
in Franklin County and plan to become established
m the dairy industry
Gerry would like to encourage underclassmen to
stay actively involved in the college and to remem-
ber that your education at DVC goes further than
just the classroom and you will get out of a program
what you put into it
Mark D. Reichert
An Ornamental Horticulture-Floriculture major
from Schuylkill Haven. PA . Mark has minored in
Business Administration He has been actively in
volved in the DVC Band as treasurer, in the Or-
namental Horticulture Society, the Philadelphia
Flower Show Committee, and the A-Day Flower
Show Committee Mark has also assisted the Ad-
missions Office as a tour guide for prospective
students
Mark's honors include being listed in Who's
Who. as a member of DTA National Agriculture
Honor Society, being awarded the Joseph Shinoda
Memorial Scholarship and being listed on the
Dean's List for four years.
Mark plans a career in greenhouse or garden
management
Susan A. Richart
Susan is a Business Administration major from
Neptune. N J She is listed in Who's Who She is
presently the president of the Student Govern-
ment She also has been a Student Government
Social House Representative for two years She
has also contributed work published in DVC's
literary magazine. The Gleaner She played vol-
leyball for two years and participated in Super
stars She has also been a member of the A-Day
task force She enjoyed working at and being a
part of Caesar's Pub She served on the ScKial
Board and has worked for DVC's Accounting De-
partment for the last two years
She IS interested in getting a career possibly in
research or entry level management
Nicholas Russo
A Philadelphia native who is majoring in Food
Industry. Nick has been very involved in football
He won the following awards: Offensive Back"*
award - 1982. Bruno award - 1984, Roy Jessup
Memorial award - 1984, Maxwell Club Small Col-
lege Player of the Week 1982 and Player of the
Year for 1982 In addition, he made Who's Who,
varsity football captain for 1984 and made MAC
first team in 1982 He also participated in softball,
basketball, hockey intramurals and the Food In-
dustry Club Nick was a recipient of the Tri-Statc
Dairy-Deli Association Scholarship.
Carolann Serik
Carolann is an Animal Husbandry major from
Warminster. PA Carolann has spent four years
involved in field hockey and softball For a short
time she was a member of the Equestrian Team
She spent most of her time working part-time at
an animal hospital She has received the Most
Valuable Player award in field hockey - 1984,
MAC All-Conference Team - 1984 In 1983 she
received an honorable mention and in softball she
has received numerous awards Carolann's career
scoring In field hockey was 1 1 goals.
Kathleen E. Smith
Kate, a Biology major from Reading. PA., has
been quite active during her college career
She has been an active member of Student
Government and has served as treasurer for two
years Biology Club has been an important part of
Kate's extracurricular activities where she has
served as vice president.
Kate has also been involved with A-Day, Lab
Animal Club and the Band-Aids She also played
volleyball for two years and was recently nomi-
nated to Who's Who She has accepted a job at
Histo- Research Laboratory, Inc in New Britain.
PA
You can see Kate this weekend as a candidate
for A-Day Queen.
Michele E. Smith
Michele is an Animal Husbandry major from
Moorestown. N J She has been a member of the
Block & Bridle Club. DTA, Equestrian Club and a
Resident Assistant She was captain of the Eques-
trian Team for two years For two years, she was a
barn manager of the school's equine facilities She
hopes to work as a manager in the livestock and
its related industries
Gregory Stapleton
Greg is from Christiana. PA. and is an Agrono-
my major He was RA representative, a Student
Government member, a Traffic Court Judge,
Caesar's Pub manager. A-Day representative of
the Novelties Committee and a member of the
/^onomy Club He played volleyball intra-
murals, Softball, wrestling. Resident Assistant and
a RA Executive Committee Chairman. Also, he
was a member of the Residence Life Board, Stu
dent Conduct Committee. Greg's name appears
In the Who's Who.
Arlene Stein
Arlene, from Bradford woods, PA , is an Animal
Husbandry major Everyone knows Arlene as a
DVC cheerleader for four years, but she was also
Dairy Society A-Day representative, A-Day trea-
surer (1985), and A-Day animal exhibitor (thr^
years) For Bkx:k & Bridle she was second runrwaN
up for Homecoming 1984 and for the Apiary So*
ety she was publicity chairman Besides clubs.
Arlene was active in intramurals floor hcxrkcy.
Softball, volleyball and co-ed volleyball At present,
she is a Resident Assistant on Cooke 2nd and
working part-time as a student herdsman at the
DVC Dairy Farm After graduation she will be
working as a herdsman at Mondale Farm Dairy in
Olyphant. PA
Jacqueline M. Stoffa
Jackie is a Animal Husbandry major She has a
Business Administration minor She worked three
years prior to entering college and has a strong
business background
She has been a Resident Assistant in Miller Hall
for three years She also has had many activities.
She was Student Government Senate Secretary for
one year She was on the Resident Assistant Exec-
utive Committee, one year She has been involved
in Dairy Society, two years: Agribusiness Club, one
year: and Yearbook Staff, layout, one year
Jackie enjoys traveling, livestock auctions, flea
markets and music Her career objective is public
relations or sales /marketing positksn in agribusine^.
Annette D. Zamboni
Annette is a Biology mapr from Kulpmont, PA.
She has been named in the National Dean's List
and Who's Who and has received the WW Smith
Scholarship, among others, due to her high aca-
demic standing Annette has also been a lab assis-
tant for the college, and has been active in the
Biology Club, as captain of cheerleading, in intra-
mural softball and A-Day
Annette would like to participate in research and
devetopment. quality control and/or sales in clini-
cal pathology or microbiological research She will
likely be accepted to the College of Optometry
Kay Zettlemoyer
Kay is an Ornamental Horticulture/ Landscape
major from Reading. PA During her years at DVC
she is perhaps best known for her singing with the
Chorale Kay has been an active member for all
four years including being vice president and then
president her senior year Her other extracurricular
activities include Landscape-Nursery Club, A-Day
Committee member, and Chorale Homecoming
Queen She also played intramural volleyball and
floor hockey every year
She has been on the Dean's Lisi throughout h&
college career and has been selected for Who's
Who for 1985 Her hobbies and interests range
from target shooting to gardening, musk:, reading
and ccxiking interests as well!
Kay plans to be in the nursery and greenhouse
industries where she hopes to manage and even-
tually own her own operation Also. Kay is engaged
and will be marrying Hoyt Emmons, a 1983 Animal
Husbandry graduate, in September.
IN REVIEW
October
by Tim Ireland
October, a busy month for all of us at
DVC. Student Government supplied the
entertainment; such as the movies: Vic-
tor, Victoria; Splash; and Christir)e.
Besides these movies we were entertained
by Caricatures and Coffeehouses by Ted
Sterenko and the very popular Linda
Black. Last but not least was the well
attended Video Halloween Dance with
this year's contest being won by Brian
Breneman's bunny rabbit and Tim Ire-
land's ballerina (tu-tu and all!) .
Our clubs also supplied us with much
to do. The Floral Society and Ornamen-
tal Horticulture Club sponsored three
guest speakers in October: Bruce Keyser
(Native Azaleas), Marvin Clymer (Land-
scaping for Wildlife) , and Dr. K.H. Chris-
tiansen (Daylilies) . The Newman Club
had its first in a series of discussion
groups on "Relationships" moderated by
Father Joe Cistone. The Drama Club
"The building of the Hillman Garden'
Photo hy Tim Ireland
sponsored a play. Crimes of the Heart.
performed by the Delaware Valley Re-
gional Theatre Co.
Other events included an Antique Car
Show, a Flea Market, mid-term exams
and holidays including: Yom Kippur,
Columbus Day, Boss's Day, Mother-in-
Law's Day and Halloween. Let's not
forget the Kostmayer vs. Christian
debate .
Last but certainly not least. Home-
coming! "Aggies go for more in '84." The
Grand Marshal of this year's parade was
Chuck Fusina, quarterback of the Phila-
delphia Stars (now Baltimore Stars) , The
Pep Rally saw the return of "Bruno."
who left the hospital to make it. The
number one spirit car was constructed by
the Floral Society and Block and Bridle
has the number one float. Cheerleader
Jennifer Corrigan was the 1984 Home-
coming Queen.
"Grand Opening Gala of Caesar's"
Photo by Tim Ireland
December /January
by Linda Goodloe
Can you think back to the bleak days
of December and January, it's also when
the rock group Wham hit *1 on the
charts with their hit "Wake Me Up Before
You Go Go" and the class of '86 came in
first place at the Red Cross Blood Drive
with 46 pints. Remember when we wished
each other the best through Santa Lines
December was the month for Christmas
caroling as exhibited by the DVC Chorale
and Band. In January, the college turned
over a new leaf with major changes in
school policy in hopes to improve the
overall campus attitude. The biggest
change was a new facelift in the Student
Center Snack Bar, Not only was the
Snack Bar changed into Caesar's Pub,
the atmosphere also complimented the
new look.
September
by Rosemary Kluth
As usual. Dr. Feldstein welcomed all
new and old students to a hopefully
good year. One of the first things noticed
on campus was the new storm windows
on all the dorms. There were also a lot of
other changes on campus: the infirmary
moved to Elson, Eisner's now the Media
Center and Cooke and Barness got new
hall paint and lights.
The first activity of the semester was a
crazy event called Playfair where the
freshmen had a chance to get acquainted.
On September 8th there was a Video-
Dance in the APR which was also a
iuccess.
Football, Men's Cross Country,
Women's Cross Country and Women's
Volleyball had a terrific month*, =
Parent's Day on the 22nd was again
an enjoyable day for both parents and
students.
'Floral Society wins with first place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
November
by E.D. Wengryn
November was a big month on cam-
pus. On the first. Caesar's Pub made its
debut. It was a huge success! For the first
time, a weeknight dance and entertain-
ment night was sponsored. Over 400
students crammed into the Snack Bar for
a night of laughs, good times and no
alcohol. It was definitely one of the better
ideas of Student Government and the
R. A.'s. The following week brought elec-
tion day at the end of an unexciting cam-
paign for the first woman on a major par-
ty ticket on a bid for the White House. It
also brought us the Roommate Game.
DVC's spoof on the "Newly wed Game."
Congratulations to Neet and Karen. Mid
the third week everyone got a chance at
home cooking. Thank God for Thanks-
giving and a break from Cafeteria food.
The last week of November brought
about the ultimate challenge for the DVC
fall bloodmobile. Naturally, the most ac-
tive class, that of '^, won (and it's
because we have big hearts). Anyway,
that was November, leaving three weeks
of school (only one and a half weeks of
classes) till Christmas break.
"DVC's participants in 1985 Pennsylvania Farm Show"
Photo bi/ Leslie Blatt
1984 • 1985
"The Hooters hit big at DVC
March
by ED Wengryn
March, the month that herolds spring,
did so this year with an uncanny, "Touch
of Britain." Four English students joined
DVC in putting on its Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit titled "A Touch of Britain
— Our Garden Heritage." The students
shared two weeks in America setting up
the exhibit one week and touring the
area the next. (It's a shame they never
saw South Street on a Saturday night.)
The exhibit itself was a big plus for DVC,
being featured on "A.M. Philadelphia,"
the local news and many newspapers in-
cluding: The Philadelphia Inquirer, New
York Times, not to mention The htelii-
qencer. After the students left and the
show was over, spring break arrived at
DVC with almost everyone bugging out
either for Florida, the Bahamas, Califor-
nia, even Jersey, as long as we all got
away from here. But, alas, the break was
short and everyone returned to study
hard (or hardly study) , to improve those
mid-semester grades, and to pray that
April and Easter break would get here
fast.
"An afternoon with the classics"
Ph(Ho by Robert Veneziale
The Future is May
by Jamie Beck
When May rolls around, another year
is ending at DVC. The month is filled
with worries about the present, plus
hopes for the future. Watch out, because
major elections are being held May 1st to
choose class officers for the 1985-86
school year.
The Equestrian Team's Western Riders
will be traveling to Lexington, Kentucky
on May 3rd for the National Finals. The
DVC team will represent Region 5 of the
American Horse Show Association. Also,
two members, C.A. Pccoreiii and Michele
Smith, will be competing individually.
After we all have sweated or sailed
through final exams, then the seniors are
off cruising to Bermuda (lucky them!) fol-
lowed by graduation on May 19. The
best of luck to the future of DVC's Class
of 1985!
February
by Duke Blessing
The short month of February was
highlighted by the Hooters Dance Con-
cert on February 8. The concert was well
attended and enjoyed by all!
Anne Bailey's Bridal Show was held
on February 3 and was a success.
On Thursday, February 7, DVC stu-
dents and members of the community
heard a lecture by Dr. Dennis Metrick.
Dr. Metrick spoke about "Automation —
its Effect on Human Nature and Its
Meaning for the Future."
February 21 was DVC at the Spec-
trum night with a bus full of students go-
ing to the Flyers game. Saturday the
23rd, Bentley's was the place for the
Sophomore Dinner Dance.
V The month ended with the Third An-
nual Career Conference. The confer-
ence, sponsored by the Placement Of-
fice, attracted 75 companies to DVC.
"'Our Garden Heritage' - DVC's exhibit at the 1985 Philadelphia Flower Show"
.^. . Photo by Leslie B\aa
April
by Jamie Beck
April was a month of getting ready for
the year ahead. We had pre-registration
and room registration. Everyone will be
prepared for the coming year. On the
3rd. the bloodmobile took blood; and on
the 14th, DVC had its annual Founders'
Day. The Band and Chorale played on
April 16th at the Spring Concert. April
18th the sophomores held a Pizza and
Movie Night. That weekend, on the
20th. "1985 Superstars." where students
enjoyed competition sports, was held.
Student Government held elections for
the coming academic year. We had two
movies shown, Eddie and the Cruisers
and Up the Creek. In addition, we can't
forget Easter on April 7th and A- Day on
April 27th & 28th, which will be the best
A-Day that DVC ever had.
SPORTS EDITOR
Gene "Duke" Blessing
THE YEAR IN SPORTS
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Pictorial
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FOOTBALL
Wioto bv Linda Goodloe
VOLLEYBALL
Photo 6y Tim Ireland
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WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
MEN'S
BASKETBALL
Photo by Stephan Persaud
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WRESTLING
Photo bv Leslie E Blatt
FIELD HOCKEY
Photo by Sfepbon Persaud
SOCCER
Photo by SJepban Persaud
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL
BASEBALL
Photo by Lmda Goodloe
SOFTBALL
Photo by Robert Veneaale
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A- Day Weekend
Student Center Hours
Student Center Building
April 26 - 7:30 a.m. -11:00 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00a.m.-ll:00p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m. -11:00 p.m.
April 29 - 7:30 a.m.- 1:00 a.m.
Caesar's Pub Food Service
April 26 — 7:30 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00 a.m.- 6:00 p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m.
April 29 ^ ■ 7:30 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.
5:30 p.m. -12:30 a.m.
Student Store
April 26 - 10:30 a.m.- 2:30 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00 a.m.- 6:00 p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m.
April 29 - 10:30 a.m.- 2:30 p.m.
6:00 p.m.- 8:00 p.m.
Game Room
Same hours as building.
No pool attendant.
"A Touch of Britain**
Highlights O.H, at DVC
by Bill Rein
Ornamental Horticulture blossomed
throughout the 1984-85 school year at
DVC. Almost every month included
cither lectures, meetings, improvements
or just about anything else ornamental
horticulture could offer us at the college.
Nonetheless, the year did open some-
what sadly with the death of Mrs. Lois
Burpee. Fordhook Farms' resident,
owner and inspiration. Wife of the late
David Burpee (of Burpee's Seeds fame) ,
she was a local humanitarian, a friendly
woman who's concern and generosity
extended to her neighbor. DVC. as well
as to the entire community. Mrs. Burpee
graciously leased the Burpee green-
houses to our school for a nominal fee.
October was Fall Gardening Lecture
Series Month. The O.H. department co-
sponsored the colorful slides-illustrated
programs with the Doylestown Nature
Club. Open to the public, the series was
quite successful, due to such interesting
topics as DVC graduate Bruce Keyser's
walk through forests of "Native Azaleas."
local photographer and writer Marvin
Clymer's naturally enticing "Landscaping
for Wildlife." and Delaware Valley Day-
lily Society president Dr. H.K. Chris-
tiansen's myriad of slides of (what else?)
"Daylilies."
This year the college was the place to
convene ornamentally. On Saturday.
November 10. the college hosted the
day-long Mid-Atlantic Regional Meeting
of the Dwarf Conifer Society. Nursery
owners, propagators and landscapers in
industry, plus three of our OH. teachers,
illustrated and spoke of different aspects
of these dwarfs and how they have been
and could be utilized in the landscape.
Then, as fate would have it, it snowed
for the second year in which the South-
eastern Chapter of the PA Nurseryman's
Association met on a day in January at
DVC. Despite lousy traveling conditions,
people weathered the storm, joining stu-
dents in attending the informative meet-
ing arranged by Dr. Daniel Seik. one of
our OH. profs.
Also this year, the college campus was
getting its first comprehensive labeling of
all shrubs and trees. Coordinated by
OH. instructor Mr. Frederick Ray. the
stamped orange plates are modeled after
those placed in the Morris Arboretum,
and will aid students in identification for
related courses, as well as the public in
"self service" education. ^;:- ^
The result of a year's planning and
work may have been the culmination of
OH. this year when "A Touch of Brit-
ain" came to DVC as the long awaited
and planned 1985 Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit, "Our Garden Heritage,**
opened in early March. Four students, a
professor and the principal from Merrist
Wood Agricultural College in Surrey,
England, crossed the Atlantic to join us
in constructing the exhibit. Because of
the special nature of the co-exhibit, we
weren't part of the judging this year
(breaking a thirty year tradition) . but we
were honored with the Herb Society of
America Award for the best use of herbs.
Yet nothing this year was probably as
rewarding as meeting, working and mak-
ing friends with our guests from Britain,^
"SEARCH FOR PRIDE " Meeting
Vice President Dr. Arthur Wolf is issuing an open invitation for members of the
college family to join his "Search for Pride" meeting to be held Wednesday. May 1st.
at 3:30 p.m. in the Chapel. Everyone is urged to attend with a positive story to share
about the college.
Dear Seniors:
You are invited to an informal
Farewell Reception at the Joseph
Krauskopf Memorial Library on Tues-
day. May 7 from 12 to 2 p.m. Light
refreshments served.
Meet your friends — recall memo-
ries — share your future plans.
Fondly.
The Library Staff
R.S.V.P. b^ May 1. Call Mrs. Price at
Ext. 385 or notj/y arti> library staff
rrxember.
Blood Donors Needed
All Blo€>d Types!
$10 compensation for
qualified participants.
Call:
Biological Specialty Corporation
(215) 855-3552
STUDENT STORE BEGINS
BUY-BACK PROGRAM
In an effort to reduce the cost of text-
books, the Student Store is initiating a
Buy-Back Sale on Monday & Tuesday,
May 13 & 14 from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. in
Room *101 of the Student Center.
Books which are in good used condi-
tion and which are to be used in DVC
classes next fall and spring will be pur-
chased at a prime rate by a Wallace
Book Company representative. These
books will remain here on campus for
resale in the Store. Books DVC no
longer uses but are still in use by colleges
throughout the country will be purchased
directly by Wallace for shipment to their
central warehouse.
Before the sale, a list of books and
number to be purchased for DVC will be
iposted in Caesar's Pub, the Store and
the Dining Hall.
Seniors who are on their cruise are en-
couraged to leave any texts for the Buy-
Back with another student.
WESTERN EQUESTRIAN
TEAM FIRST IN REGION
The Western Equestrian Team traveled
to Pcnn State on Saturday, April 13 and
was High Point College in the horse
shows sponsored by Penn State. As a
result, DVC has finished the season as
High Point College in the Stock Seat
division of the American Horse Show
Asscx:iation and will represent Region 5
in the national finals to be held in Lex-
ington, Kentucky May 3-6, 1985.
In addition to the team representing
the region, two members will compete as
individuals. C.A. Pecorelli is the High
Point rider in Class 13 (Beginner walk-
jog) for the region and Michele Smith is
Reserve High Point rider in Class 16
(Advanced walk-jog- lope).
College Begins Second Phase
of Campus Scfety Program
The second phase of DVC's campus
safety program began today with con-
struction of a system to transport water
to the center of campus for firefighting
purposes.
The project involves digging a well to
service the College's 4(X),(XX)-gallon
water stora^ tank, which was constructed
two years ago as the first step in the
overall plan, installing a high-pressure
pump and laying the necessary pipe to
carry the water up to a fire hydrant. The
cost of the project is estimated at
$125,(X)0.
The third and final step in the updating
and upgrading of the campus water sys-
tem calls for the construction of an un-
derground system to carry water to vari-
ous spots on campus during an emer-
gency. That step should be completed
within three years.
"This is an important development for
the College," said Dr. Arthur Wolf. Vice
M-ACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 29
Tuesday, April 30
FIRST INVESTORS CORP.
Individual Interviews
9:(X) a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
CAN CORP OF AMERICA
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Thursday, May 2
VAN ALTENA BROKERAGE FIRM
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
tm
President of DVC. "It assures us of an in-
dependent source of water during an
emergency situation. It will also make it
faster and easier to local fire department
p)ersonneI to connect their equipment to
our water supply when time is of the
essence."
Previously, fire-fighters were required
to connect directly with the storage tank
for a water source, which could be a
cumbersome and time-consuming pro-
cess. Under the new system, fire-fighters
will be able to connect directly with
hydrants around campus. Additionally,
water from the stor^e tank will be re-
placed automatically by water from the
well, instead of being replaced by a
separate outside source.
The storage tank is located near the
College's Greenhouse Complex. The
pumping station and well will be con-
structed adjacent to the tank. Pipes will
carry the water over a hill next to the
Krauskopf Library to a hydrant located
near Segal Hall.
Exciting Careers of DVC
Horticulture Graduates
A recent survey by the Horticulture
Department shows a diversity of chal-
lenging, rewarding and exciting careers
being pursued by DVC Horticulture
graduates. These diversified jobs are out-
doors, indoors or varying combinations
of both places giving job satisfaction with
many different kinds of employers all
over the world. Most of the major career
fields shown below are involved in help-
ing establish a chain of quality in fresh
fruits and vegetables from their develop-
ment by the breeder to their use by the
consumer.
MAJOR CAREER FIELDS IN 1984
OF DVC HORTICULTURE
GRADUATES (19501984)
Agricultural Extension 3%; Farm
Management (son of owner) 11%.
(other) 7%; Food Science & Marketing
16%; Industry 9%; Sales 7%; Teaching
(pre-college) 8%; University and College
Teaching and Research 6%; United
States Department of Agriculture (over 7
different agencies) 8%; Other (over 25
career fiels including Ag Chemicals.
Apiculture, Computer, Environment,
Golf Course Management, Greenhouse
Management, Grounds Maintenance,
Nursery, Peace Corps. Pest Manage-
ment and U.S. Government other than
U.S.D.A.) 25%.
Some of the major career fields and
some job titles of DVC Hort grads are as
follows:
Agricultural Extension - Area Fruit
Agent. Vegetable Specialist. 4-H Agent.
Potato Specialist and Integrated Pest
Management Specialist.
Farm Management - Owner (Fruit
and/or vegetable farms), Production
Manager. Farm Manager, Field Superin-
tendent and Vice President.
FcN>d Science and Marketing • Presi-
dent (Food brokerage firm). Fruit
Broker, Produce Buyer (Supermarket
chain). Food Inspector, Distribution Ser-
vice Manager (Food chain), Farm Prod-
uct Marketing Representative (State Ag.
Dept.), Director of Product Operations
for Europe (International processing
company). Quality Control Supervisor,
Vice President (Supermarket chain),
Winemaker, President (Food consulting
company). Commodity Affairs Director
(California Farm Bureau Federation),
Manager-Lab Service (Large processing
company). Brewing Manager, and
Owner (Wholesale produce company) .
Sales - Sales Representatives. Manag-
ers. Executives (Large and small food,
agricultural chemical, seed, nursery,
farm, & greenhouse supply companies).
Teaching (Pre-CoUege) - Vocational
Agriculture Teacher, Special Education-
Horticulture Teacher, Agricultural Science
Teacher and Science Teacher.
University and College Administra-
tion, Teaching and Research • Col-
lege President. Director of Citrus Research
(Rorida) , Horticulture Department Chair-
man. Associate Dean of Research and
Instruction. Professor of Horticulture,
and Professor of Plant Physiology.
United States Department of Agri-
culture - Chief of Farmer Programs,
Regional Director of Fruit and Vegetable
Division, Agricultural Commodities
Grader. Supervisory Plant Pest and
Quarantine Officer, Research Horticul-
turist, Plant Physiologist, Inspector (Food
and Drug Administration), Farmers'
Home Administration Supervisor, Agri-
culture Management Sf>ecialist, Food
and Nutrition Program Specialist, Fresh
Fruit and Vegetable Marketing Specialist,
Soil Scientist, and Soil Conservationist.
For the past 35 years, DVC Hort grad-
uates have earned a well-deserved repu-
tation for excellence in fruit and vege-
table production, industry, education
and research, food science and market-
ing, sales and government, and I know
our present horticulture students will
follow in their footsteps in our continuing
search for excellence.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKFS DIARY
Philadelphia:
Best of the Winter Sport ^
Cities (Again)
by Duke Blessing
Out of the eight major cities who field
both professional basketball and hockey
teams, take a wild guess which city fin-
ished with the best combined record?!
Here are some hints: the Big Apple
finished some 60 games behind this city,
the Windy City was off this city's record
by about 35 games, the Car Capital of
the U.S. finished 36 games short and the
Nation's Capital wound up some 24
games short. The State of Beaches came
up 46 games behind and the City of
Smog finished 11 on the short side. The
closest city was the City of the Tea Party
which was off the mark by 10 games.
If you still have no idea, try (the City of
Brotherly Love, Philadelphia)!
Here are the final standings in the
winter sports of 1 984-85 : \.
-'■ W ' V'^''- T
Philadelphia ill 44 7
Boston : 99 53 10
Los Angeles / 96 52 14
Washington ; #S> 67 9
Chicago . ^ 79 7
Detroit f$ 77 12
New Jersey €4 88 10
New York 50 102 10
Once again, the stats prove that year
In and year out. Philadelphia fields top
teams in both sports. Congratulations —
Sportstown USA!!
Aggie Men Crush
Moravian & AUentoivn
by Duke Blessing ]
The DVC Men's Track &' Field team
upped their record to 4-0 as they crushed
both Moravian and Allentown. The Ag-
gies got 15 firsts in 17 events and scored
117 points. Moravian finished second
with 91 and Allentown scored 5.
Brandon Newell took firsts in the triple
jump (47-4) and the long jump (22-1).
Edson Barrett qualified for the NCAA
Division III Championships with a win-
ning 10.46 in the 100-meter dash. Also
in that race. Newell, Dietrick Lewis and
Sean Cliver finished two. three, four,
respectively.
The 4 X 100 relay team (Newell. Dave
Keich, Barrett, Al Benner) won with a
43. 1 and the 4 x 400 relay team (Ban^ett.
Benner. Dave Glynos. Chuck Cooper)
took first in 3:26.2
Al Benner captured first in the 2(X)
meters with a 22.62. Freshman Rob
Benner won the 1,500 meters with a
time of 4:19.
Dave Bradley won the 110 high
hurdles (15.9) and the 400 intermediate
hurdles (58.95).
In the field events, Jim Bauzon took
first in the javelin (197-9) and in the
discus (134-4).
AGGIES SWEPT BY
UPS ALA. 6-1 & 6-4
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Baseball team traveled to
Upsala College needing at least a split to
have any shot at the playoffs.
They probably will have to wait until
next year because the Aggies dropped
both ends of the doubleheader. 6-1 and
6-4 in the nightcap.
Mark Rother lost his first game of the
season as the Aggies could only muster
six hits and a run off of Upsala's Doug
Williams.
As he has all season, junior second
baseman John "Guido" Messina con-
tinued to sting the ball, going two-for-
three at the plate.
In the nightcap, the Aggies held a 4-1
lead going into the bottom of the fourth^,
Upsala scored one in the fourth inning
and took the lead scoring four in the sixth
inning off of Bob McEvoy.
Messina and catcher Clay Funk each
contributed two hits to lead the Aggies in
that department.
The loss drops the Aggies to 7-3 ovet-
ait and 4-2 in the conference.
Aggie Softball Team Crushes
Kings, 13-6 & 10-0
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Women's Softball team
upped their overall record to 4-2 and
league record to 3- 1 as they swept Kings
College. 13-6 and 10-0. . >.
In the first game, the Aggies went
ahead 7-0 in the very first inning only to
see Kings score six times in the bottom
half of the inning.
Carol Serik braved the arctic-like con-
ditions to record the victory. ^
The Aggies got a 10-0 (ten-run riife)
victory in the second game behind the
strong pitching of Carol Gwynne who
gave up only one hit.
Softball Team Loses Two
to FDU'Madison I
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped a doubleheader
to FDU-Madison due in part to good
FDU pitching.
The 3-2 and 6-3 losses all but elimi-
nated the team from the playoffs as they
saw their conference record drop to 3-3
(4-4 overall).
Carol Serik took the loss in the opener
with T.J. Urban and Lynn Shumack
knocking in the lone runs.
In the nightcap. Shumack's homer
and Michele Heffner's two-run single
were not enough as the Aggies dropped
a 6-3 decision. Carol Gwynne took the
loss for DVC.
AGGIES NIP
Academy of New Church
by Duke Blessing
In the Aggies first home game of the
season, the Men's Lacrosse Club defeated
Academy of New Church College, 8-7.
Offensively. Ed Draper led the charge
with four goals. Marty McMahon scored
two goals and Tom Hertler and Ted
Mellor each scored a goal.
Goalie Ralph Novi was credited with
25 saves The entire defense played a
physical game and performed very well
when pressured.
The victory lifts the club's record to
2-0
BASEBALL TEAM
SPLITS DOUBLEHEADER
AT WILKES
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped to 8-4 overall
and 5-3 in the conference as they split a
doubleheader at Wilkes College, losing
the first. 15-7 and winning the second.
7-4.
In the opening game, the Aggie pitch-
ing staff was roughed up for 15 runs on
13 hits. Mike Heisey led the hitting attack
for DVC with a perfect four-for-four.
First baseman Rodney Swineford had
two hits for the Aggies.
DVC held a 7-6 lead going into the
bottom of the fifth but Wilkes scored
seven runs to put it out of reach.
The second game saw the Aggies
score four times in their last at-bat to take
a 7-4 victory.
Gary Kemberling earned his second
victory of the year with the four-hitter.
Freshman Bobby "Downtown" Browne
continued to impress, going four-for-four
and scoring three runs.
The Aggies close out the season to-
morrow afternoon at Moravian College
at 1:00 p.m.
Lacrosse Club
Still Undefeated!
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Lacrosse Club upped their
record to 3-0 with a 9-5 victory over
Penn State. -
Ed Draper continued his tear with five
goals. Darren Hasara scored two goals
and defensemen Ron Alfieri and Chris
Kelly each tallied one goal a piece.
Ralph Novi made 25 saves and once
again the Aggie defense was the dif-
ference throughout the game.
Aggies Drop First Game
of the Season
by Duke Blessing
A strong and physical East Strouds-
burg team was a little too much for the
Aggie Lacrosse Club to handle as they
defeated the visiting Aggies 8-3.
Ralph Novi stopped 47 shots while Bill
Moyer. Craig Cole, Bill Madara and Jeff
Pehlke performed well against the more
talented Bobcats.
Ed Draper. Darren Hasara and Chris
Kelly tallied the three Aggie goals.
The Aggies record drops to 3- 1 . They
close out the season at home against
Temple University on Sunday, May 5th
at 1 p.m. up on the soccer field.
Aggie Women Sweep
Drew, 7-6 & 10-0
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Softball team saw their
record go to 6-4 with a doubleheader
sweep of Drew University.
DVC took the first game by a 7-6
score with Carol Gwynne pitching five
shutout innings in relief.
Carol Serik got the victory in the Ag-
gies 10-0 nightcap whitewash.
The women close out their season this
afternoon with a game at Muhlenberg at
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NOTICE; Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Vol. XVIV. No. 25
Friday. May 10. 1985
Mr. Craver - Thanks for the opportunity!
My innate ability to bullshit and brag led to
this fantastic monetary offerl You'll be in
my will! - The Duke
Rob - to the best roommate and budd^ a person
could ask for Thanks for ever\/thing! Be seeing a
lot of you down the road! — Duke
Grace. Chris. Arlene. Bonnie, Darlene.
Vickie. Jimmy, and the resti — You've made
this semester great for me. - Thanks,
Jamie
Sam. Beela & Don — I'll miss m^' 3 favorite
agronomists Thanks for 4 \,'ears of craziness and
fun Best of luck in the yeors to come - Poll);
Leslie — All too soon will the parting of
*LM*
partner
John — What is*
Keith and
Beautiful." I now
you don't keep in
you both by your
brothers like brothersp
Tish — You are the best,
become real Memories are
the summer — Your frienc
Ml. X - $24,000 ta«fart. at a k
work at. Business means mon^I
Scott — I'm never going to forget our grei
ship' Best of luck in whateu^r you do!
touch! — Love ya, Cindy
Hey South Jersey - Do you want to gc
*!!?* tape off the nun wagon because I
Also you're a fink for leaving Thursday^
okay? \ ,^\
Scott - Thanks fortakin^ me toJiS£ Senic
ner Dance, Now ^d^Jaflffn, ,
basement or was itoob^? — WOT Madonna
Rlih.'Wemfy. Rose - Have a nice summer
and Wendy there's always next year for that
blasted sign. Watch out trink — Nun w^on
owner
All the girls 1 loved before — "Aren't you glad I'm
l€twing" — Jerry
Stella — Dog gone, she scared you again. I
•An iMgivc you for going to U2. But don't let
it hai^m again. •■ Latay _.. ... ft^t^'itf^mta^^
Chudia ^d Rol>in — Can 't ^op to dance — Miy
was' m^'lbstit+iaace ^- U2 Hvts, Hope to see
in MD — SevenmKce .^wq'
never foaet aU that yoi mean to
hon thissc^d^ coiild
- "It w«« agaii^
U. «- Um Aim«a, Shi
Kim, Al«t T»<tA. C^.
Ut'Bpattv!!iu0^tf/^€oent>etter - SImM
* Ha«» a p«at^m»«r and try to 9b^
df t roaMat Miw nest aamcstcr ^Hm
wp m4 mm an •oaMrttnHl - Hmm
Stte, Ain, Kote — in hat^^ say 0»d-
K^ vou 0tp» haoe moxie this y«# tfw bmt ^
$o hag. - Lout VMt & Jhnmf^
Kkm m)4 Mmd^ p u - tm rMdl^ glai w
kmamm irtenih, I o^ «lali «p« Im4 bmm
tfnii to lunw iMfa fcw. 6oo4 li^ aaxt yi^.
« !««•. Mm^a
ifj^n* — I'm 1^ «yery*hirig worked out for both
^.0, Yout 0kmy$ be a ^xdal /riend Keep as
to^. - Sheila
Ken UM - Want a back maaaage? Remem-
ber: The pit party and the three-hour adven-
ture book, the Mps to the orchard, I knw
youl Even though the watar Isn't thcsa^
anymore m ayfc a^a ^ai 90 aalllag thla 1
mer. 111 be tMfiking about yoa all th»^
You've made this year very special. See ya
soon! - Dinghy
Mr Saver, — / know I was a pain in the ass as a
freshman but I told you I could do it' If it wasn't for
you. I don't know how I could have made it
through Thanks for more than just the money —
Duke
Terry — You've been a great roommate and
friend. Don't forget the fun we had at the
Flyer's game — there are four periods,
right!? Thanks for putting up with us. You're
the best - Sheila
Eva. Kelly and Kelly — Congratulations! You're
REAL people now Sta^' in touch' — Fields^
Sheryl Wonderful — i still think you gave
Weasel-face that hickey. (Taste good?) —
Bouc
Howard - No Nubbles! — your pal. Dr. Vincent
T.J. - Acme coffee, hot pot, finals week,
Berkowitz: Be there or ELSE!! - Bouclet
Polly Peptide — We all know that graduation is
just an excuse for you to get away from T J —
Bouc
Tina Hose - Would You? - Fieldsy
Linda — It's been a good year Have a great sum
mer with frank and the family — love Rose
Squish & Mo — Take a C . . . and leara to
spill over the summer! Try to behave
yqMMalf>«n4[|^MM|aMad fojr an a'
lenishlp!
M0k4 someone
i kt to^ch aker ^ timimw - L
:ott :^ moiMng water,
bair. IM^Brii^ tasa, aating JeMy
|b(> big n^^av I tnmi we can do H. again
More I g0, - Lova« ^f<||te. ^m|^
BffTwWBwt of
^ ^^^^^B^^H^ Stiperf - Love ya,
k
>vf>d tha worid Ite
»on ^t iHhmii -
shoM not p«Mi
btttiHi^;rnHitoWe<i-.^IVn 3:16
Sheryl - Best of luck in all ya do to a
neighbor I got to know better here at DVC.
Stop by Leesport sometime. — Leaire
Kratzer — Bullshitter rule the world! We are two-
of a kind and very likely candidates You are one
alright farmer Philadelphia fever — it will become
a part of you! — Bless me Blessing
Nahee. Tahee. Scohee, and Leehee — It's
been one good year! Thanks for all being
there when I needed ya! Have a terrific sum-
mer! — Love Cin-Sue
John Waldron — I'm ready to do some wedding
flowers Don't let Megan corrupt you HI
MEGAN' - Love Leslie
Jav - I'm going to miss you! Don't forget to
by before£|^e final day" is ^pell
fore^f
stjiVuiti
ftjr <«KJ so loved i
/n^^ ej*o ^fk to
flop un^ p^iA«^.1VSd^ ill
KMy - Go^ luck with the dob
(WMNud^atxt ymritmckmA ~ HanMthe
"^
21 ^Atewerfcj*. fhm farOaslk o^w
CD., T.S.. K.D. - YoM hmm %^m so
tea tft^ba wUh. Take naa. fffv^. -^ L^
f^Sht a lot as
e you in the
Scott — Beam me
roommates. Tm still
near future. — Lero
D.L. - Wanna get WM&T'TOhnks for your
frtan d riripl K i ap hi tmatk mm the awawatt
- CD.
Nancy (SteHaf MAmiGANA! The yeam m
togkher wefff.the best. Keep in toisth ft^
\itv i^LLT .'.',' ^Leroy
T«n - My tasty HMb clMarab - have you
avw heem a »en» Mw thfai? H^'s your rope
)urn? —Jt^n no bd^
thcH^g^Ou for ever^^iing sf^ciu
ij» hirli esj^miNv "Big WiUy" and hr
BA • Yo«r taraly ana ^ tke bi^ (wrt
ntt BEST) tat ro aoMT famat tf tiM wa
lynw aiumi — Law ^H'Shar^
Wendy — Ymr're gre&L You houe etn^thti^yt-
fngjor j/ou. t^n't /b^nt that! Ham a toortd^/
sumn^r ai Hm^tey. - Umm Rom
VtaKhWanM^ MAatayawtPertp^^
iida't lni«Mr «di 9Am w had too
faat l^nks fw a graM innw! Mas ^f
— Lova EcA^tMMMan
Jens — Conver^on »emwt4 unMe^ when I first
met you but pou've acquired $omeih^g Impa^d
— knowle(^ and dom. New Vtwic, New Ywk,
^ cMy <%f A«Mms (thM'9 eAout It). Philadelph'ia
Freedom — Gef your parade hat on! — From the
uWrtHJte Philip Fan - The Duke
Bob L. — Tve knoam you since the flrst day
hare! And Tve enjc^rad everyday since.
Please keep In touch & best of ludi! — Love
Polly
Willie & Keith - Move to Philly, maybe youTlget
to cheer for a winner for once. — Philly Town
Port - Thanks for the hospitality, keep up
the good work buddy. See ya later — Bob
Mom. Dad and family — Thanks you for alt your
love and support during these past four years
Sharing, caring, and just being you. — Loue. An-
nette
Leo — Your are a freaking nut Leo!
Remember, life is a mental struggle — you
are a mental struggle! Keep In touch —
Duke
Barb — You've been gone a year and things just
haven't been the same Sister Christian and Long
Beach Island I miss you! Bea coup de chcKolate'
— YSA
Krebt rule.'
— Am I stmmvited to visH
ever forget the Wries we had
Jav - You loBOiw how I fttA Ml t w<
Hfl^lt was good to know that
ahvaya tb«^ - CD
Mtfaine O *■ WhiU-imr happet
Club'* Waft maybe next^fof, $g^
'-■ - # ■
Aam, JUn, Mike. M«k» Btavc,
tefl»l«r etc. - I want to tlMak alf
a memortbim ycait ^e iMMtasMafan
taig with yoa guysl Cva»|^
wM freat! Beat arlahes to all of fou - Uta
(Sal^ . ....^''- '
Aft'jjon I'm 9Q gtaaAe got to be frimik this
mSf' I've really 'ts^yefd your company cU
seshoum qnd running around toutn wHh youl
lember — Bermuda here we come!
ob •» Oars certainly has been a unli^aMl
memorable friendship-agreed?! Remennbaf
all the memories that we've made this past
year: horse shows. X-mas party, looking for
eg^nog — right!! And of course the Bemie
i^ga! You're the best buddy! - Love ya Lisa
Les%^ — Thank you for being a friend ! wish you
the best of everything because you deserve it. —
D.CB.
Eddie - Remember alt the spontaneous
parties, traying, dipping, etc. Hope to see
you more next semester. — Always a Friend
Rosey - it's been reallB^ware the return e/ the
de«d cow next sem^i^. Take good as« of
Mtkey. - W
Paul. Ken, Howard vmd Brkm
(Love tho^ handk^^ — Wr '•hy
Bfodttiag - TlMalMfarMlngafiraatn^Mial
ra think ti yoa Mi summ«r «rh«nJ'jB
'Stating" Hi Umc^btai - FMds ^^^^
fiktt ~- Vow doR ymi You put t^
##tV you.^ Someday p&u mot' ^ck ^p ffiMi^
si ipoper^^ find ^ some ai^^jarmerAov
«tf pltci^Mfk t4> n^ ^:. , ,. We madt a good
iwmome. n mte yew ^^i nimmber ^wj when
I'm rich and suexe^tM — Tile cocJry Ihd
AntMtta •- raa tmm^ m$m tha
iMMnca. psmi coti^m, takkn ^k;:tianN, di
ti^, c hmmta^ md iMMt ^ tA Vm
t^m yoal Ciia^nliitalinas! " Idove M
Mr. Craver — Rom Plifes sure ax^*ed th« Phxe-
menf Office rtorougWy this semester H<^^ — i
Sdn't mind. Keep on mbmittingf — Le^
Fw»ilty, ^aB, and e*udmtm - Thanks for
walthig dMMa pairt four years die best ^ars
oitBiy me. Fve pown to love tfila |4aca. •
Love Annette
Boy Kaolin — Now that you've graduated, hope
you decide to get a fob. Nothing runs like a G.M.
— Pat and Ira
JIra Fanla - Watch out In the ahower, don't
step In my faces. - Brian Stanley
Ckirlene — Next year we will have a great time as
roomies, no matter what — Roomie from 213
Aimec — The front row still beckons fcv you
Bne butt to occupy It! — Holding up the line
IVork 1st boys 1985-86 — Have a great summer
See you next year and keep it quiet! — A person
who likes quiet.
John Wilson — Anybody can carry a caf. tray
with one hand. You're not impressing us! —
The True Studs
Beth — Do try to gain some height next year Just
kidding — Love John
Sweetheart — "You Mean More To Me ..." 1
thank you both for the strength you have
given me in this cord of three. "It Is too late
to say goodbye", so this is a thank you. —
With love, you "friend forever." "The Only
One"
>
Duke — This year has been tops Don't forget I
need 18 inches HA, HA! The seal will be missed
So will you Thanks for everything and try to keep
in touch — Leslie
EX-KY Holiday — Remember me? Hope
things work out with the new job.
Remember the good times; the Jackson 5
cartoon and the bath tub. Keep on Rubbing!
- An Old Shoe
Anita and June — Visions of the two of you will
always make my heart flutter and my stomach
seasick Shake it baby! — For guys onl:
We Philly Town, we never quit ~ We gonna
win that championship! How's that home
boys?
/ want to pork you!!!
Rocky — Thanks for being so lovely! I'll
need one soon! - Love ya Biidklaa , #
Kel and Eva - It's i>e«n great' CongrCKBatlons!
Have ctftaot 1^. - l^-fit
ich
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Why woh%6nitone i>e%|^,^^ Sof it was ak JN>fl
on rr^/ tfvf^m sill •- you kn . nuns dawl he.
Qwan ^ Caen ffi aii iH fNil^t not haia. you
eal frtMol Saa yuu mkmb. —
Judy H.
You next aem4pter. ro
Mr. West, Simohe, Lewa^'MotU^OtK Handler,
Keiter, Coach Davis. Mrs. E. Joe Pulcol^, Cf6tfer
. . — / could write names fw pages but all I want
to say is thanks for everything, i love you <rf/? TTiey
say in this field thcH you never see the finished pro-
duct. I pmmise thcU you will and I hojpe to make
you proud Better than that, I will! College is peo-
ple rwt buildings. From the heart I thank you! -..
Bad — Friends, Denny'a. Ice cream, pki>
turea, ^M^all team 13. dinner dance, Ap-
ple ScMHUipa, (wri H, RMMMdMr ^m{
times, nmembm m9l^,tm QMIV
Love Sweat '•"^^j^^ ?
BB - I really would^^t md <x»tki h(M
bought you a farm — the smell \nchidg0 — f^
student * *
OMa «ad Tairi - VU mlM yoa'te"T!mcai|at
Ma awnncr. (Raadlng, PA: When the Mim
tha tough go ahop plntf ) -
Ed - Wt'm been ^ether moe freshman year
and I moiMn't rhe^e anptNi^. Exm0, moDe
t^ fktamr to the rf|Xt and tink itfn a me! HA .
HAftf I M hoe ipi tmlie
Nancy •> What can I ily -» ^u*va haaa tkw
baal^ di irtaads! Vm pwim mlaa i^ad! -
CtaMly
SaM K > ^efew skko you l^w t/inf
i >u only ut 45 fninules fiom ^ house'
We bHter keep m touch budd^ — Dt^
PagMa <» Ta tta y a a te at raoiumatc. Never
foig^ aS tha lam^ GoiNicy G»a ^00,
That* a a fira! - Wwch WonMn
Joe o/^ Terry — Thanks so mu^ for pvtUng up
mUh tr» <md my panic /tts. It's been a gre\
semester. Thanks a^itn — LetUe
Kmatx — Dona any commuting (or should I
aay commuters) lately?
Jo — Good luck on exams. I hope you have a
great summer- Sorry Tve been so confused latelfi
Keep in touch and take care. — Moron
Rowboat-15 - The tli^ togeth^ were
great, I'll never forget. Have a good summer
and keep In touch. I won't forget teddyi
parkllng eyes and your amile. - Me
Carole — Have a super summer, good luck oil
exams, don't go out in too many rowboats Keep
in touch and I'd like to see ya over the summer. —
Why me?f i
Mommy ft Daddy — I love you both so vtsy
much because <^ you my heart ^tea acg
open and I am free. — your loving son
Kim — Friendship is such a wonderful thing isn't it!
You have touched my heart and made my soul
warm. I love you' — Bob
Bradshaw — Good luck in life's endeavors
and here's wishing you every desire In your
heart be filled. I love ya kid! - Duke
Stubby — Thanks for the stench, the fun, laughs
and the 1st Italian space launch Good luck and
God bless - Mario
Yes Dear, what will you do this summer
with no one to patronize you and sit around
and have intellectual conversations with. —
Love John
''In Search of
Excenence**
- DVC Style!
Some of you may have seen the PBS
program "In Search of Excellence" based
on the book of that title by Thomas Peters
and Robert Waterman. The Peters and
Waterman book, based upon an in-depth
study of management practices in such
stellar American Corporations as IBM,
Apple, 3M Hewlett-Packard, Proctor
and Gamble, Delta Airlines, and Mc-
Donald's, identifies a set of features of
management style that excellent organi-
zations seem to have in common. The
message is, of course, that organizations
who attempt to adopt those strategics of
management might benefit accordingly
in terms of productivity.
At the March Faculty Meeting it was
suggested that DVC might profit by
adopting some of the ideas developed by
Peters and Waterman. An ad hoc com-
mittee -^ really more of a discussion
group than a committee — was formed
to explore this possibility. That group has
met three times and has been opened to ^
all members of the Faculty, Staff, and
Administration who may wish to partici-
pate in it. There has been an effort to
avoid getting trapped by the usual self-
imposed restrictions on committees *<^ ' .
specific objectives and deadlines — and
to focus instead on an open dialogue that
will stimulate constructive suggestions
that will help improve our College. A
number of good ideas have been brought
forth from this effort and presented to the
Administration for further consideration.
Ideas to improve DVC are also being
sought via a suggestion box that has
been placed in the lobby of Lasker Hall.
In just its first week, the box drew sugges-
tions from eight members of the Staff :
and Faculty (and from one student).
These ideas are summarized on a weekly
basis, brought before the Administration
for additional consideration, and also
"farmed out" to departments that can
most effectively address them. Several of
the ideas have already been put into ac-
tion. For example, Mrs. Maureen Beans,
our new Assistant Comptroller, sug-
gested that a video tape of PBS broad-
cast, "In Search of Excellence," be
shown on campus at times convenient
for members of the campus community.
Mrs. Judy Davidson in the Media Center
(Eisner Hall) has responded with show-
ings on Monday, April 29 and Wednes-
day, May 1. Dr. James Miller has sug-
gested that the new singing group "The
Green and Gold." that has spun off of
the Chorale might bring its harmony and
highjinks to alumni gatherings and other
campus affairs. Mrs. JoAnn Roberts.
Chorale Director, has responded with a
promise to look for opportunities to use
the group as "DVC ambassadors" as Dr.
Miller has suggested.
Ideas that have no impact, of course
are ideas wasted. And all of us in the
campus community need to work harder
to make good use of good ideas. But
ideas that are not expressed help
nobody. If you have some suggestions
that you believe will help DVC "be all
that it can be," why not use the sugges-
tion box in the Lasker Hall lobby? All
signed suggestions will receive a return
response. Help us "In Search of Ex-
cellence" for DVC.
John C. Mertz
Dean of Academic Affairs
OUT FROM UNDER THE
EDITORS DESK
This past year has proven to be a suc-
cessful one for the Ram Pages. There
were several changes and additions
which could be deemed successful. The
staff was small but mighty and I wish to
take the time to thank them and also to
congratulate them. I would also like to
thank Joe Ferry and Terry Sommerville
for all of their assistance and support.
AGRONOMY DEPARTMENT
COURSES
The Agronomy Department has add-
ed two courses to its curriculum during
the 1984-85 college year which may be
applied toward teacher certification in
Agriculture in the state of Pennsylvania,
and are available to all students as elec-
tive courses.
Agricultural Building Practices and
Materials (3 credits) was first offered dur-
ing the fall semester with an enrollment
of nineteen students (see photos). This
course stresses construction practices
and skills, interpreting building plans,
estimating and selecting materials, tool
use. carpentry, plumbing, electrical and
masonry skills and agricultural construc-
tion projects.
The second course. Agricultural En-
gines and Power Applications (4 credits)
is offered during the spring semester.
This course includes gasoline and diesel
hnternal combustion engines, small en-
gines, use of electrical power in agricul-
ture, and elctric-arc and oxy-acetylene
welding processes and skills.
These two courses, along with Agricul-
tural Machinery (2 credits) . will fulfill the
nine credits requirement in this subject
area toward the Instructional 1 teaching
certificate. Additional professional agri-
culture credits required for certification
are: Plant and Soil Science, 6 credits;
Animal Science. 6 credits; and Agricul-
tural Economics and Management, 6
credits. These 27 credits are a part of the
total of 41 credits needed in agricultural
icience courses. In addition. 26 credits
are required in professional education,
several courses of which have been avail-
able on our campus in cooperation with
The Pennsylvania State University. It is
therefore possible for those who wish to
l^tain teaching certification in Agricul-
ture to acquire approximately 70 percent
of the course and credit requirements
while a student at DVC.
ALUMNI COLUMN
The following article was written
by a 1984 graduate of DVC. Dennis
McLaughlin who currently Is resid-
ing in Sweden.
"Agronomy Department Courses"
Last but certainly not least. I would like
to thank the student body for their sup-
port. Now is your chance as readers of
this publication to speak up on how you
think the Ram Pages has been this past
year. What did you like the most? the
least? What would you like to see in the
student newspaper? Drop any com-
ments or suggestions in Ram Pages,
P.O. Box 988.
It is my pleasure to announce the new
editors for the next year.
Editors-in-chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John Litzke
Photography Editor
Stephan Persaud
Head of Advertising
Edward Wengr\^n
I want to congratulate and wish all of
the new editors the best of luck in the
following year. I do hope everyone will
enjoy working for and reading Ram
Pages next semester as much as 1 have
this past year.
With best wishes
Leslie E. Blatt
CoEditorin ■ Chief
Reflections of the
Soviet Union ■ ■
; . . ■ ! Moscow 1985 !
March 1 -March 7 — Moscow
It has been almost one year now since
1 have graduated from DVC. I can re-
member the first days of school and
thinking to myself four years was going
to be quite a long time, needless to say
the four years went by quite fast. At this
time I am currently involved with an ex-
change program and am living in Swe-
den, learning the language and doing
volunteer work. 1 have just recently had
the opportunity to travel to the Soviet
Union March 1 — March 7, 1985, about
80 exchangees from Denmark, Sweden.
Finland and Germany had the opportu-
nity to visit the city of Moscow. The
Soviet Union is a place relatively few
Westerners get to visit and is also one
that, prejudices aside, most of us know
little about, so those of us who made the
trip were excited at the prospect of see-
ing and learning much about a very dif-
ferent society.
We met in Helsinki on March 1st for a
half day orientation. One young women
told us of her experiences and feelings
of living in the Soviet Union for four
years. Several exchangees gave presen-
tations of past visits to Moscow as well
as customs and regulations we would be
expected to follow.
That afternoon we left Helsinki for a
16 hour train ride on a Soviet train for
DVC Receives Its First
Ayrshire Constructive
Breeders' Award
The Ayrshire herd at DVC has received
its first Constructive Breeders Award
(CBA) at the 1985 National Ayrshire As-
sociation Convention held in Janesville,
Wisconsin on April 12. Only 25 herds re-
ceived the award throughout the United
States.
The College also took fifth high small
herd (5- 14 cows) honors and sixth high
regardless of herd size for 4% mature
equivalent milk in the nation.
"For the past two years emphasis has
been placed on increasing the College's
Ayrshire herd from an average of six-to-
eight milking cows to at least 10, com-
pleting one lactation during the previous
test year," said Dr. James Harner, Su-
perintendent of the Diary. "The Con-
structive Breeders Award is one of the
most prestigious an Ayrshire breeder can
receive. I think this proves that the diary
program at DVC is a viable one."
The College's Ayrshires' winning per-
formance was based on 10 owner-bred
Moscow. The border-crossing was our
first direct contact with the Soviet sys-
tem. Each of our cabins were searched
and each of us were asked to show our
passport, visa and reading material that
we were carrying.
Saturday morning we arrived in Mos-
cow. Our first taste of Soviet society was
leaving the train station preparing to go
to our hotel. The many Muscovites with
their dark clothed coats and big fur hats
and 80 exchangees with backpacks and
western clothing.
During the five days we were in Mos-
cow we saw most of the sights the city
has to offer. We had a bus tour of the ci-
ty, toured the Kremlin, went to art
museums, visited Lenin's Tomb, went
to an elementary school. Gum — the
market place, Red Square, St. Basil's
Cathedral and Moscow University.
Other outings at night were to the
Moscow circus and concerts at the
Bolshoi Theater. 1 would have to say
our highlight of the trip was our meeting
with Soviet youth. We were able to
have discussions on issues such as USA
and USSR relations, the peace move-
ment and religion in the USSR.
The time spent in Moscow was never
met with tension or impoliteness. The
people of Moscow were always warm
and friendly and went out of their way
to help us. It was quite obvious to them
that we were foreigners because of our
western fashions, manners and of
course languages set us apart from the
dark clothed, very proper Soviets.
However we were all approached many
times 't)y Soviets who were eager to buy
our jeans, ski jackets and western
money, ^ f ^ " ,
Our stay in Moscow was iinet with
much freedom to go and travel where
we wanted throughout the city. Travel-
ing the metro (Soviet subway) and tak-
ing a taxi through Moscow was quite an
experience. Everywhere you go there
are statues, pictures, slogans to the
communist party and Lenin's picture is
seen everywhere.
1 found the Soviet people to be peo-
ple of many different nationalities— not
just Russians. In Moscow you can see
Oriental, Mediterranean and Middle
Eastern faces, all belonging to Soviet
citizens. This time spent in Moscow has
enabled me to separate politics from
people and to realize that they are not
really much different than I am. I was
very glad to have the opportunity to
travel in Moscow, it is safe to say I
would not like to live there though.
This time has given me a chance to
understand a society that is very much
closed but as important to tell others of
my experiences so we may come closer
to understanding and reduce our mis-
conceptions of this society.
cows averaging 16, 282 lb. milk and 636
lb. butterfat with an average type score of
83 points.
The requirements for the Constructive
Breeders Award are quite stringent. At
least 50% of the herd must be bred by
owner with a minimum of 10 animals.
The herd must have completed a Herd
Test year's average on owner-bred ani-
mals, of not less than 110% of the cur-
rent three-year breed average on a
mature equivalent basis or 15.147 lb.
milk and 597 lb. fat. Seventy-five per-
cent of the owner-bred females in milk
must have been inspected under the Na-
tional Association's Uniform Functional
Type Traits program. Finally, the owner-
bred cows included in the summary for
the CBA must have an average type
score of not less than 78 points.
"Through our Student Herdsman and
work study program, students had a sig-
nificant responsibilty for the daily care
and management of the cattle through-
out the year." said Harner. "Also, the
Senior Techniques course students in-
tensely managed a group of cows during
the fall semester."
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
ONE FINAL FLING
by: Duke Blessing
• I would like to take this opportunity to
thank my fellow staff members and ad-
visors for an interesting year at the helm.
Being an editor of a section of a paper
gives one a sense of accomplishment, no
matter how small or large the finished
product turns out.
Working on the different projects and
articles throughout the year wet my ap-
petite to someday try to do at least some
writing in my spare time.
Although I may have irked a few peo-
ple at different times through the year. 1
don't really regret anything. My inten-
tions were good, and besides, the writers
that get the recognition and move up the
ladder tend to be those who engage in
touchy situations. Life is not a bowl of
cherries and should not be treated that
way. Controversy is good for the soul, it
wakes the masses out of their stupor.
. I want to wish John good luck next
year in the position and tell him to cori-
sider the source when being criticized.
Oh. before I forget. I hope to see all of
you loyal Philly Fans at the parades next
month!
Signing Off
FOR "MOTHER'S DAY"
A first edition Delaware Valley
College Band & Chorale Cook Book
•..•-■ With favorite recipes
from your DVC faculty
staff & students!
$6.00 - Student Center
Book Store
Aggie Track Team Crushes
West Chester & Delaware
by Duke Blessing
After losing their first and only meet
of the season last week to Susquehanna,
the Aggies came back to defeat West
Chester and Delaware.
INDIVIDUAL WINNERS
100 meters - Edson Barrett — 10.90
Long jump — Dave Keich — 21-9
Triple jump — Dave Bradley — 43-2
Shot put - John Stella - 48-3
Javelin — Jim Flukey — 178-0
SECOND PLACE FINISHERS
200 meters — Dietrick Lewis
400 meters — Dave Glynos
800 meters — Chuck Cooper
5000 meters — Ken McNaid
400 hurdles — Dave Bradley
Long jump — Brandon Nenell
Triple jump — Steve Caffey
High jump — Dave Keich
Shot put — Jim Bauzon
Discus — Jim Bauzon
Javelin — Jim Bauzon
Next up for a few of the members of
the team are the NCAA Division III
Championships. May 21-25.
CHRIS FRAZER SHINES
AGAINST ALBRIGHT
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies closed out their regulaf-
season with a 79-46 loss again^
Albright.
There was one bright spot who took
things into her own hands and won at
will — junior. Chris Frazer.
Chris competed in six events and
geared up for the MAC championships
by taking five firsts and a second.
She won the 100 meters (13.6). the
200 meter (27.9) and the 400-hurdle$
( 1 :06.3) . Frazer also took part in the 4 x
100 relay (52.41) and the 4 x 400 relay
(4:17.08). Both relays took first place.
The 1600 meter relay team of Wendy
Fields. Connie Hajioannov, Debbie
Masculli. Chris Frazer set a new school
record with 4:17.08.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
DKl.AWARE VALLEY COLLEGE
MIIIKK lUII
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2I5-J4S-IMI
PLACEMENT OFFICE
Reminder-Employment Program
registration & job approval
6 WEEKS REPORTS
SUMMARY (evaluation report)
All degree candidates are required to
spend 24 weeks during their undergrad-
uate years in approved jobs in their ma-
jor field (24 weeks of on-the-job train-
ing).
Listed below are the employment
program guidelines, if you have any
questions pertaining to this memo, or
the requirements of the employment
program, please get in touch with the
Placement Office immediately.
1 . The completed registration
and job approval forms, available
from the Placement Office, must
be submitted to the Placement Of-
fice no later than two weeks after
the start of the employment for
which credit is sought.
Failure to adhere to this regulation
will result in no credit for any
employment experience acquired
prior to two weeks before the
forms are submitted .
2. Time sheets and a one-three page
summary report for each six-week
period of employment are due in
the Placement Office not later than
four weeks after the close of that
six- week employment period.
Six weeks of approved employ-
ment experience can earn you one
semester credit. If you submit the
report for a six-week employment
period more than four weeks after
the completion of that employ-
ment period you will loose one let-
ter grade (and one quality point)
for each week, or part thereof,
your report is late.
3. A final Evaluation Report, in
which you evaluate your entire
employment program experience,
is due no later than eight weeks
after you have completed the em-
ployment you apply to the pro-
gram.
Failure to meet this deadline will
likewise effect your grade for the
employment program.
If you are working the same job as last
summer, and have not filled out a new
registration and job approval, please
complete and return the form as soon as
possible.
ENJOY YOUR SUMMER -
SEE YOU IN THE FALL!
Aggie Baseball Team
Ends Successful Season
by Duke Blessing
The DVC baseball team finished the
season by dropping both ends of a dou-
blcheader against Moravian 10-0 and
6-5.
Even with the losses the Aggies finished
the season with a best-ever record of
14-7.
Freshman first baseman Bobby Browne
has to be seriously considered for the
MAC rookie of the year after an out-
standing season.
With the entire infield back next year
along with most of the outfield and pitch-
ing staff, the Aggies should be in good
shape to improve on this past year's
record.
Softball Team Registers
Another Winning Season
The DVC Softball team closed out
their season with victories over Albright
(14-2) and Muhlenberg (3-2).
The Aggies close out the season with
a 10-6 record, the fourth consecutive
season that the team has finished with a
winning record.
Only four players will not be returning
next year due to graduation. Deb Brown.
Shcryl Henry, Barb Klouser and Carol
Serik. ■ ^^t-j'-^'.- '.^-: ":''''''■''
Coach Johnson and the team are to
be congratulated for another excellent
season.
STUDENT STORE BEGINS
BUY-BACK PROGRAM
In an effort to reduce the cost of text-
books, the Student Store is initiating a
Buy-Back Sale on Monday & Tuesday.
May 13 & 14 from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. in
Room *101 of the Student Center.
Books which are in good used condi-
tion and which are be used in DVC
classes next fall and spring will be pur-
chased at a prime rate by a Wallace
Book Company representative. These
books will remain here on campus for
resale in the Store. Books DVC no
longer uses but are still in use by colleges
throughout the country will be purchased
directly by Wallace for shipment to their
central warehouse.
Before the sale, a list of books and
number to be purchased for DVC will be
posted in Caesar's Pub. the Store and
the Dining Hall.
Seniors who are on their cruise are en-
couraged to leave any texts for the Buy-
Back with another student.
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EQUSTRIAN TEAM
FINISHES 2ND
THE ENGLISH EQUESTRIAN
TEAM has finished the 1984-85 year as
Reserve High Point College in Region
V.
In addition, five DVC students have
won the right to represent DVC and
Region V in the National Finals in Lex-
ington Ky. May 3-5.
Those individuals qualifying for Na-
tionals are:
James Whitfield
Lisa Martini
Beth Mcny
Claudia Krebs
Leslie Ward
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news tn the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Lance — Look. I don't want to hurt \;ou. O.K.?
Thanks for euerything especially/ for not breaking
m\i back. — Your brother
Baby — Though time* are hard and you
don't understand what's going on please
always remember that we all love you. «»
Bobby
J 15 Seven Bridges — Have a good summer,
work hard and I'll be looking forward to seeing
i/ou again! — Love. 14 Brandywine
M.J.T. - Maybe this really isn't good-bye.
Who knows I may be working down by your
house. Did you ask mom yet? — Love
K.T.D.
Willie — You're so big and strong I love vou and
the person you're closest to also — Love Winkie
Little Silver — Another great semester has
ended, now comes the hardest part — sum-
mer, 111 miss you and I love youl Good-bye.
— Love Morristown
West Campus C. C - Thanks boys for my year of
training. Now I'm set for life's adventures. — Red
Terry ft Nancy — Good luck in the future.
The NBI will never be the same — Love Red
Lisa — Have a great summer and make it a goal
to find a real man. — Love Red
Brownberg - It's been real, ev^itbMM
Lycoming. We have had so much tai. 1
know him well. Everything will wotk out
fine. What a bargain! - Chard
Gene - Thanks rooms for all the good times (rH)t
here). Go Sixers, Phillies. Flyers. Eagle$, Notre
Dame. — Rc^
Hank women - You're o.k. even if fwi am
hurt! Glad I got to know youl Look avi
world! — Eck woman
Wa//y, Nicky. & Joey - This is the 8th semesUn
guys. No more labs with "the boys " I'll miss you
all — so keep in touch! — Love Polly
Two foxy ladies are going to miM one
gorgeous sports editor. All 18 inches of him
Jim Fania steps in feces
Linda - Now that I can finally talk to you
without being interupted, I have nothing to
say (what a lie) - Blah. Blah. Blah
Gerry R — Good luck with your marriage and
your farm. I have loved getting to know you and
being your friend. Keep in touch! — Melaniti
RochI
West Campus — Some parties - once m
month, some fun, we'll give you a 3 (and
that's being nice)!
Arlene — You have been one of my closest
friends. I value your friendship, please keep in
touch. Good luck always. — Melanie
Mary Kelly - We had alot of fun time* Mary,
I'm glad were friends. Be happy, especially
with Andy — Melanie
Nancy L. — You have been a friend in the true
sense of the word. Thanks for always being there
and always saying the right words. — Love
Melanie
Doug (the otmoxlotts one!) - Hi!!! it wasn't
too late after all. (I have pull). Next time FU
know better, right? — The evil one
The Wenches & Blair and friends — Its been a
great 4 years but it can't stop there! It just ain't
makin' it without SUN RISES! let's get tanked! -
Mary
Polly — You're one incredible tiomanl An
excellent role model. Best of iHck In grad
school. Take care — Wendy
Floral Society — The "Spirit of Philadelphia" will
never be the same. We did it up good! Thanks for
a good time — A "quiet" member
Polly Eck - What a woman! I will miss you.
come back. Penn State is not that good. —
Ed W.
Rose — When you get bored this summer ask
yourself: who's socks are they, and why are you
smelling them — Ed W
Rosemary — When you need a hug don't in-
terupt my class, please.
APO Brother — Let's get in gear grads. Don't go
to far. (you too Vicky) — Ed W.
Coach Lombardi — It's been a long four
years but 1 really enjoyed it. Had a ton of fun
and now that I'll be making bucks, I owe
you. Better keep in touch. One future In-
fluential person to a present one — Hs who
you know that counts and you kncHW 'em.
Thaniis buddy — Duker
RAM PAGES - Staff we will have lots of fun driv-
ing Rosemary crazy too bad Duke will miss it (but
his baby (boy) will keep him busy.
Jeannie M. — Next year A-Day Is double or
nothing - K.W.
June — Pink is definitely your color — how did
you get so gorgeous? Syracuse better appreciate
you' — anonymous (yea. right!)
Val — You can sleep in my room anytime
next year. Who cares what Chris says. <•
Kisses John
Willie — Keep up that positive attitude! You can
do what you want as long as you really try! —
Duke
Deb Brown — You big oaf, FU never forget
you buddy - Your truly one of a kind. —
Love ya, Spanky
Sweetheart — I know that I have told you many
times "Your all I need" but then again "Tm lost in
love. " Mayt>e this is because the way you say
"Hello" or maybe it's because you can do it "All
night long " "It really doesn't matter much to me"
because Tm "Truly" "Stuck on you" — "Always
and Forever"
Chris, Carolyn, Wendy and Terrie - Thanks
for understanding. You've made my senior
year all worth wild. — Sheryl
Annette — When we say goodbye, my heart will
be emptier, but my mind will be full of bright
memories - With so much love. Jen
G.B. - Our sentence In this Hell hole Is
finally over; by the way, how was World War
ill, I mean A-Day? - Rock
*10 — From left field yours wins hands down.
Cindy, Lou, Jean. Marie, Albrlghettl —
When do we get to meet Toddles? I'll be
waiting to see you at I.D. this summer. •*
Nancy Lynn
J C. — Just once I wish you'd play the field in-
stead of just one position A proposition? Yes
Before I go? - S SZ
Joe Malardi — We like your shirt, and you
smell good too! - N.N.T.
Malardi — Just think, taken on by a freshman!
The Kensington Kid 1 — The Italian Stallion 0. —
Like your smell
Joe — L«t's trade, a thermometer for a type-
writer. I he^i WUcontin U pretty cold, bet-
ter bring some Sanlyvea. Gom4 hick Mendl
* Love, Nancy
Mary — First /mpressions - suMset and innocent, 4
years later ■ I know better. Thanks kid, ^0it always
made me hugh. PS InvUe me to thS wedding.
— Love, Nance
Mdanlc > Phil Donahue siqni, "repeat after
■M, Mdk of potittOM." AuatMMinie, I'll see
ya at camp, who want* a real Job? Not yet
anyway >- i.ov«. Nance
Terri — ToWf to me. what can I say buddy? 4 years
later some things never change. Let's swear off
hahana (it's a deai). Remiy (o go s^rtment hunt-
ing? — Love. NarKe
Suebee - Yeah, wlio corrupted who? Darl-
ing Niltki. let's daaca, put tfiat camera
away! Watch out North Carolina, she's on
her way! - Love, Nance
Pea — I've tried to think of a reason why I moved
in wUh i/ou — Tm stW thinking, ju^ kidding, but
we might talk. — John
John M. (bar of soap) - You're wearln' o»
me. ni see ya at Shenanl^ns. Thura. nit*.
P.S. You'll never know the answe. - Loiw,
Mona
Drew — Did you think you saw water? Or was it
Sue Han?
Nancy - We Anally made It, no more D.M.
Psyched for the cruise " let's go shopping!
- l^ve, Nancy ft Terri
Listen honey, men should come with directions.
(Guifs, you know who you are, don't play stupid!)
Oh, you're not playing!
I know these two black guys who owe theac
two white guys dinner! — One of the white
guys
J. A., JR. J.M., RW., Ti - Hey guys, you
owe us a spaghetti dinrieri — N.N.T-
Rich - See ya in tii« delivery room! P.S.
Nice guys don't always finish last. — NAG-
NAMA
Ed — Don't forget we all love y<A Have a grec^
summer, don't fump any railroad tracks. — Rose
Duke - Aarrhh, aarrhh, aarrhh, a«rrhh, tax-
rhh, aarrhh. aanhh
Mark — / tove how one bump goes into the cAh
Thanks for great times. I love you, you knuci
head . . . you're beautiful! — LoOe, Jennifer
John •- Remember me? I tts«l to be your
girlfriend. Next time you come knocking at
our window, don't expect to find the key to
our apartment. - You know uAo
John — Do you know what tonight is? John . .
about your car . . . Tm sure I parked tt attQight, the
lines must have moved! Thanks! — Love. Terri &
Nancy
Sue ft Dougle - Watch those close quar-
ters at the shop, have a fun filled sunmer.
- Rose
Only one semester to go! Look out DVC, I'm on
the rrtove. Can't wait for December.
Mr. Johnson - Thanlis so much f<Mr aU your
time, support, and patiem^l Also, Ua being
my friend as well as teacher. I aciMr forgot
that. — Love, Terri
To My Dead Cow Buddy — You've been a terrific
buddy! Ill miss ya this sumrrter but haoe no fear. I
will come up to Hershey' Keep Wi tmiling. —
MOO! MOO!
Alex — For patiently listening, covering for
me. dresabig me up and taking me out, for
your friendship - thanks. Here's to a great
senior yeaH ~ L«ve. Jen
Blair. Jay, George, and Mike — Party tonight. Be
there! You guys have been great friends and we'll
miss you! PiKtse don't lose toudi! Love. Nancy.
Terri, Mary, and Mel
Mrs. W. - Glad we finally made It to NBII
Barness would have never been the same
without you! Thanks for all you've done for
us. We'll miss you! — Love. Mary. Nancy.
Sue. and Terri
Mel — To our fifth roommate Wish we could
have become closer but I understand (sorry, it was
my fault). Hope we can start again Til miss you
— Love. Terri
Susie - I hope this isn't goodbye (N.C. is a
long drivel) Don't ever forget NBI. being the
other social butterfly, the mafia-ltes, and of
course, our friendship! — Love. Terri
Dave & Red — You guys are lushes We never
met two nicer saps! Hang around us more often
and you might learn how to handle your alcohol!
Remember. don"t go to close to the edge of the
ship! — Love, Tern & Nancy
Chris - The dog is under the table. That's
the complaint. Do what you do Chris, though
you don't do it well. Next year I will make your
life a living Hell. — Your future roommate
Leslie B. — Take care of yourself, if you ever
need 10" to fill some space, give me a call! —
IMte
Mary — Thanks for always being there. You
may not always understand me but one
thing you can, the value of our friendship.
Good luck with Andy! — Love ya, Terri
A pool, place to hang out. game room, social life,
girls, racquetball courts - this place has it all!
Placement Rate = 3%
Jimmy — When you least expect it. expect it!
Even though time is running out just remember,
paybacks are Hell! - Terri & Nancy
Ralph — You're the nicest Italian we've ever
met (are you sure you're Italian)! We've been
nice up till now. Just wait until the cruise! —
Love, Nancy & Terri
Funky — The latest in a long line of victims to fall
into the trap! Who's next? - No 18
Nancy - Life's a bitch, then it's V-Day, then
you go to ^yEU. then you die! Halloween -
you MM*t really go out dn m t 4 Iflia that,
did you? - Love, Tetrl
The Girls — Don't forget ci)out me r^ext semester
cause I'll be up to visH yo'ofl/ You can't get rid of
me that easily! — Love. LeiWe
Val. Tish. Kathy, Pat. John. Chris, ft NafMy
C. - Hey you party raptilcs, get your sh*t
outta the lounge. We're going to NBI •
Carry on the tradHlonlt — Love. Nancy ft
Terri
Rod. Mark & Funky — Good friends, great ttmes^
many memories. I hoj^^this is not the end. Ti
miss you guys. — Love, Anrwtte
John. Rose ft the Gang • Keep up the con-
troversy, plain newt is no news! •> The
Mudslinger
Squish — Thanks for your friendship, your smiles
& support. You're the only "popular one" now!
Have a great mtUffP- ~ Love, Heff
Naacy — FnpSl to have gotten to know
fvm. You art • grtat friend. Hope we can
keep In toudli. ^^d luck with life. - Tina
Rose & John — B«i» of luck to you both next
year. Til try red HAMD to stay back. You'll do
great! — Leslie
My favorite co>cdMor - it's bean a good
semester! Don't forget that Fra around to
help next semoeter. It'll go great, especially
now that Teny knows who you are. Love ya.
ivut co-edltar
Bio. Seniors '85 — We made it! And we had fun.
Remember off the good times we had together.
You guys mean a hi to me. Good luck. — Love,
Annette
Nancf ft Terri — Fll never forget you two.
you've been two great friends. You can bor-
row ik9 car anytime you want to go to NBI,
hiSt fill it up. - Love. John
Nino — Bye bye!
Rod, Swe^heart — For wiffle-ball, super-
stars, dancing (FU sit this one out), your
kindness and con<»mi - thanks. Ill miss
you. — Lxyve. Jen
f?ose — Whose socks are those and why are you
smeAH^ them? Plastic shoes and ixxit tickets.
You'd better visit rtext year! — Polly
am conttandy anaazed at the amount of
dents on this campus who CANNOT
SPELL CORRECTLY!
Snord — Two years seems so short! Thanks for
the talks and tears. Til really miss you at PSU —
Polly
Wenchwoman — That's nasty baby! Don't
put your s in the sink! What a
bargain! Cheap ia beat! — Eckwoman
Is Duke going to have a boy or a girl? He says he s
not getting married unUl he is 30 But until then . .
Pammy — Your eyes are brown, I wonder
a^y? Just kid<ttng. Us English tutors have to
stick together. Good luck at your new
school. Come and visit sometime. - Love.
John
Beth — Maybe next year they will make a real life
in your size. Tennis anyone? — US
Keith — You are truly one of God's amazing
children in that you have a sports mind on
the level of my own! — I>uke
Jean — Friends can be the best; friends can be the
worst. Let's make it the best. It's a deal! — Love.
Roomie
Don Omer — I'd never get through certain
exams without you, thaidts for all your help
and summer fun. — Love always, Claud
Dave, Al, Sparky & Ted ~ Best of luck after
graduation I hope you all remember me when
you're rich and famous. Ill miss you guys! —
Love, Alex
Leersy — I know youll get out In that world
and be famous someday! Keep in touch! —
Love, Cindy
Nancy C — Is it true that chemists do it in the lab?
Could be interesting Good luck with your future
— Love, John
False Start Glynos — Runners take your
mark . . . get set . . . disqualification, again!
— The Plunge
Barness Four Manroom — Good luck in your
future endeavors You're a great bunch. You
know how to have real fun! — Val
Crazy — 1 hope that next year some girls go
out for the cheerleading squad! - Please,
for me
Cheerleaders — GcK>d luck! I'll be back to watch
you. Wish I could be here with you You guys are
the BEST! - Love, A has been
Nancy — Always remember NBI, being the
two most complex systems, IFU's. oh no,
not another Italian, you'll get nothing and
like it! Thanks buddy! — Love always, Terri
When you say that the NBI is a happening place,
it is then that you realize how sheltered of a life
that you have lived during your sentence here! —
A city boy
Deb Brown — Never forget our body letters
from genetics and our good times in hockey.
; Fll miss you. - Claud
John - I love you! Will you be my friend over the
summer? Can I pick broccoli? You're a party rep-
tile! — Your friend for life! ,, •.
Nancy & Terri - It was great knowing yoil.
NBI forever. If your walls could talk?
Duke — How can someone so funny, obnoxious,
and cocky be so smart? We'll miss your Aggie
criticism but will keep the stand alive! — The
survivors ' \ ;, =• ' :.
Chris A. — I'm glad I met you. You are loads
of fun, honey. Let's go to Lake Archer again,
real soon! — Val
To my future roommate — Over the summer
practice on keeping your room clean, holding
down yo\ff Hquor and walking. Have fun working
and behave ywjirstif! - Vol
N«icy Canon - Good luck in the future.
The real woiM te not that bad. Thanx for
putting ap wtth me. Have fun in Bermi
— Val
Tish — Don't (Mnkthe milk! How is yoi»
It is good? - Vol
Patrick - Ithasbcengireati Smryto
leave! Heee you cone htxk for my
Good luck In your tmmm. — Love,
Jodb — Have a good summer. You're
friend. Don't work too kmd — get ps
hockey See you next pmit. -■ Hoomm<
Amy - Thardta for ttMoig Mich good^^^^Bf
me. Hopefully Fll see you next year.
good summer. Meowt o Stealer
Ram Pages Staff - It's been t4>: it's bei
but me did it. Ahl4of us! Best of luck rxexi
ter! m see ya all around in the fall! — The better
half of the co-ednors (ha! ha!)
Nancy - Keep smilin*. hmm a nice suauner
and keep aaray from idtoee cows. - Rote
Jen — Long toiks, pictures, headlines late nlg^.
early moaning;,, cookies, balloons, team 13.
secret^. darKnTg, chesffr^, baseball games
Good^ Is rfcA forever for friends
Monette
Terri. Mary, Sue ft NelMrfe - Four yiaiaef
laughter, tears, and shwed memories, i love
ycMi aH dewiy (oqr sMhts). Keep In touch
and be hap^ — Love, Nancy
To the Ram Pages staff of few — / firmly believe
that quality txats quantit^,J|crew the rest of them'
Keep up the good workT^'
Yerri - Remember NEil(«w1l only stay for 1
beer), you inatigator, dedHcated sports faat,
DZMMuty, no-let me, IFl}« who loves ya baby?
— Love. Nancy §;*,
TJ & KC - Keep out o/iMote ditches. — Love.
R. Mercury j"
Chem Profesaors - If a%een great - Nancy
Barness la — It's been great or should I soj,'
ntoderately neato. — Nancy C.
Rent-A-Date - We had fun, didn't we? >
Lady In the Black Dress
Anita — Dead cows will be-S^te least of yourjxrob-
terns Good luck as RA nej0$eor. Have arMtOdtig
summer and don't worry. — Love. Rose
MoJ - Aren't you glad yigwr a chem mi^o* •
It's been a lot of fun. — Nancy
Mr. Durner — This school uM definitely miss you.
You're a great person. It's been fun — Nancy
Val — Thanks for putting up with me during
my seminar. I know I wat a real !
— Nancy
Jennifer — Hey hc^ag!Seni&rs. do you believe ^
Another year of fun. adventure, and friendship.
Have a great summer! — Love. Al
Neri — Forever! — Blessing
Ail the ^rls getting married - I'll send ^^mpci^^
cards soon. — NEC
To all tiie guys getting married - It's a
ahame that your imlues are being twisted by
some girl, oh well, good luck, you're going
to need it.
Barnes 4 Man Room — NBI. Tuesday & Thurs-
day, be there! - NEC
Alex - Phoiw ddls. lists, high-itot flip
flops. bas^Mill games, sun bathing - no
shorte, get-me-diown mounts, great friends.
Fll miss you. - Love, Monette
Lance — You were voted King but I know your a
Queen. — Your Ex-Lover
Potty — FU mlM you, have a wonderful sum-
mer and good luck at Penn State. - Keep In
touch. Rose
Keeairy — Don't forget the great times we've
had. We've so few great friends We hate to see
you go You made classes brighter whenever you
showed up. If you hadn't been such a slave driver
we'd still be in Physics lab. DVC won't be the
same without you — Art & Tina
Bouc — Get up. To my light socket buddyl
Party horn; who needs genetics any how! —
105 Wench
Meekly — Wake up. You have to watch the road!
Down there! Proud Guru loves you. Go to sleep.
— Guru
Sheryl. TJ. & Polly - When is the first
meeting of the Sock Society? Have a terrific
summer. -- Love, Rose
Sensual Girl — Wait till you see the bar next year!
— Love. Sensual Boy
Mary, or should I say "MoJ" — Seminar's
over, yeah! It's about time. Do you think
Dumer will forget us? - Nancy
THE
RAM PAGES
VOL. 20
1985-1986
Highlights
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Vol. XX. No. 1
Friday, September 6, 1985
September 6 - 9:00-11:00 APR
Hawaiian Beach Party
Wear your favorite Hawaiian ahirt
or anything loud.
September 7 - 8:00 P.M.
Chicago City Llmitm
WELCOME
BACK!
"Caesar and friends at the first Puh Night. "
Pennsylvania Collegiate
Choral Festival
To Be Held At DVC
On October 31, November 1 and 2
the Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral Asso-
ciation will hold its annual Pennsylvania
Collegiate Choral Festival at DVC. This
is the first time that DVC has been
chosen to host such an important and
prestigious event.
Approximately 170 talented and highly
selected vocal students, representing 25
colleges and universities from across the
state of Pennsylvania, including DVC
Chorale, along with their choral direc-
tors, will be coming for this three day
festival. These students will have a very
busy and intensive rehearsal schedule.
For the three days they will be involved
in singing through a selected program of
American Choral Music under the direc-
tion and leadership of an outstanding
choral conductor. The culmination of
their three day singing schedule will be
the presentation of a Festival Concert
where they will be able to show what
they have learned and how much they
have accomplished. The concert has
been scheduled for Saturday evening,
November 2nd at 7:30 p.m. The price of
the tickets for the concert are $3.00 for
adults and $1.00 for children under the
age of 12. For the students of DVC, the
admission will be free uf)on presentation
of their I.D.
The guest conductor for this festival
will be Professor E. Jon de Revere,
Director of Choral Activities, Artist-in-
Residence and an Associate Professor of
Music and Music Education at New York
University in New York City, de Revere
is known in many areas of the world for
his outstanding activities which include:
The Harrogate and Shrewsbury Interna-
tional Music Festivals in England, The
Festivale Musicale Romano in Italy and
the "Jugendmusikfest" in Graz, Austria.
JoAnn Roberts, Director of the Chorale
at DVC, is very pleased to have been
able to obtain Professor de Revere as
conductor of the festival.
Necessary preparations for the festival
are moving well on schedule. Packets of
music for each student have been sent to
all participating institutions. Preparations
for the auditorium with the risers and
shells have been made. One area that is
now being examined is that of housing
the students. Anyone willing and able to
help in this important area is kindly re-
quested to contact Jean Work at DVC,
345-1500. Many families of the com-
munity have already shown their gener-
osity by their willingness to laarticipate in
housing.
All members of the DVC Host Chorale
extend a warm welcome to everyone in
the Doylestown Community and all sur-
rounding areas to come to the festival
concert on Saturday, November 2nd at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center audito-
rium located on Route 202.
FraST CAESAR'S PUB
OF SCHOOL YEAR
A lot of fun on hand was available at
August 29th's Caesar's Pub. As all of you
know, Caesar's Pub is where students
can dance and listen to music while being
able to drink soda or non-alcoholic
drinks. At Caesar's they serve strawberry
daiquiries, non-alcoholic beer and DVC
coolers (new this year to DVC) ; they also
serve soda, chips, and peanuts. *.
This Caesar's was nice, the DJ played
nice music, but cut the ending off some
of the songs he played. He played a
great variety ranging from rock, country,
oldies and even playing "Happy Birth-
day" too. There was good attendance
and everybody seemed to have a nice
time. The attendance showed that
Caesar's was, is and will be a success in
DVC's future.
FRESHMAN ELECTIONS
Freshman elections are to be held on
September 16th. Petitions for candidates
must be submitted by September 12th.
GET OUT AND VOTE!
CHICAGO CITY LIMITS
To Appear At DVC
Chicago City Limits, a comedy and
improvisational theatre group, will ap-
pear at DVC on Saturday, September 7
at 8 p.m. in the Student Center.
Chicago City Limits features funny,
sharp, clever, sophisticated, zany and
off-the-wall comedy. Hundreds of col-
lege appearances have established Chi-
cago City Limits as the hottest and most
in demand campus comedy attraction.
The National Academy of Concert
and Cabaret Acts honored Chicago City
Limits with the much sought after "BEST
COMEDY GROUP" award. The seven
member troupe started in Chicago six
years ago. They have since been delight-
ing audiences from coast to coast with
their own style of razor sharp madcap
comedy and quick witted improvisation.
Three years ago, Chicago City Limits
opened its smash improvisational com-
edy show in New York City. Rave
reviews have now made it the longest
running comedy show in New York. The
New York Times reviewed Chicago City
Limits as "Ingenious and FunnyP' WNBC
T. V. called them "The Best in improvisa-
tional comedy!" and the Washington
Po^ wrote "Simply Amazing!"
General admission is $3.00.
President's Welcome
It is my pleasure to welcome back all
returning students and to wish them and
our new Freshman and transfer students
a happy, productive and successful col-
lege year. - ■ ■ v >
We are continually striving to enhance
the quality of life on our campus by the
improvement of our academic programs,
social activities and physical facilities.
Every student is considered as a very
important representative member of our
entire college family. Every student is
therefore expected to act in a responsible
manner both on and off campus.
I wish to assure all students that the
Administration, Faculty and Staff are
always ready to help you in every rea-
sonable way possible. Please do not hesi-
tate to seek assistance, counseling or
advice.
Good luck and much success during
the 1985-86 academic year.
Out From Uhder
The Editors' Desk:
The staff of Ram Pages welcomes
everyone back to school. And a special
welcome to freshmen and transfers. We
are looking for reporters, photographers
and artists. If you are interested in fun
and college credit, our meetings are
Mondays at 7 p.m. in the Ram Pages
Office (second floor, Student Center).
If you don't have time to join the staff, >
feel free to submit articles, photos,
editorials, etc. to Box 988. Anything
submitted by 4 p.m. Monday will be in
the paper on Friday, if space is available.
We also encourage material from faculty,
staff and clubs.
REMEMBER — Meetings are 7 p.m.
Monday nights.
Thank \;ou,
Co-editors-in-chief
John Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
ANNOUNCING!
DVCs 3rd Annual Flea Market
Get psyched for a day of fun and bar-
gain shopping! The R.A.'s are sponsor-
ing our 3rd Annual Flea Market on Sun-
day, September 29th. All students,
faculty and staff are invited to the Stu-
dent Parking Lot between 9 a.m. and 4
p.m. to sample the wares and taste the
food!
Any person or club interested in par-
ticipating as a vendor (to sell plants, fruit,
cider, dried flowers, crafts, T-shirts,
hoagies, etc., ETC!) is encouraged to
contact the Residence Life Office or
John Stella in Goldman Hadl, Rm. 216,
ext. 2400, for details. The registration
fee is $15.00.
We look fcMTward to seeing you on the
29th!
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Cross Coutttn^ 1985
The DVC Men's and Women's Cross
Country Teams extend an open invita-
tion to anyone who might be interested
in running ctoss country this fall. Although
prior running experience is sometimes
helpful, a significant number of our varsity
funners began their careers here at DVC.
Both the Men's and Women's 1984
teanis have lost some key people through
graduation, and therefore there is a great
need for new team members to help
compliment those members returning
from last year's squads.
Team co-captains for this year's men's
team will be senior Ken McDaid and
junior Dave Spotts. The women's team
captain will be chosen at the beginning of
the season. , v
Returning for his 17th year as Men's
coach will be Dr. Bob Berthold. After a
two year lapse, he will also return to
coach the Women's team. Assisting
Coach Berthold this year with both
teams will be Miss Jan Yerkes, a na-
tionally ranked women's distance runner
and a local resident.
If you think that you might be in the
least bit interested in running cross coun-
try here at DVC, you are urged to report
to the lobby of the James Work Gym-
nasium daily between 4 and 4:15 p.m.
prepared to practice. Please look for
and introduce yourself to either of the
coaches. . .
THE ASTONISHING
NEALANDESP
On Thursday, August 29, the aston-
ishing Eugene Neal demonstrated his
well developed extra-sensory perception
to a responsive audience in DVC's APR.
Mr. Neal has appeared on seven televi-
sion shows, including "PM Magazine"
and "Real People," discussing and
demonstrating his feats of amazement.
He began the show by setting up a
relaxing atmosphere, then started to per-
form. He showed abilities such as bend-
ing twenty penny nails, counting the
change in one's pocket, linking and
unlinking three men's rings, identifying
objects blindfolded and telling what peo-
ple were thinking about. The final seg-
ment of the show was the high point of
the night. Mr. Neal hypnotized several
volunteers from the audience and com-
manded his subjects to do as he pleased.
One insisted that he was Godzilla,
another couldn't hold on to her bunny
rabbit, a pseudo Bruce Springsteen
made an appearance and the list goes
on.
Mr. Neal's intense concentration and
the audience's cooperative participation
contributed to the show's successful out-
come. Hats off to the astonishing Neal
and we hope to see him again soon!
STAFF
Editors- in-Chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters Wendy L. Unger
Leslie Blatt, Bill Rein,
Melanie O'Neill, Jamie Beck, Jim Plisco
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neill
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making^
write P.O. Box 988."
AGGIES ARE AIMING
HIGH IN '85
They are just some of the greatest bat-
tles in history: The Battle of Yorktown,
Iwo Jima, Ali-Frazier excuse me.
Our DVC Aggies are in a battle too: The
Battle of the MAC. and our Aggies are
up to the challenge. So, it's time to put
on the pads and prepare for another
action-packed Aggie football season.
After what Coach Wilson called, "One
of the best summer camps in years," the
1985 DVC Aggies enter the pre-season
with many positions still up for grabs.
Returning starters include John Mazzola
(a 6-2, 270 lb. senior offensive tackle),
Eric Protsko (a 6-0. 220 lb. senior offen-
sive guard). Bob Charette (a 6-1, 215 lb.
senior defensive tackle) , Bruce Sweda (a
5-10, 215 lb. senior linebacker), Jim
Hannon (a 5-10, 205 lb. sophomore
linebacker) , Brian Breneman (a 6-3, 208
lb. senior tight end), Jay Buchanan (a
6-5, 260 lb. sophomore center), Bob
D'Arpa (a 5-10, 191 lb. senior defensive
back) and Steve Clark (a 6-1. 187 lb.
junior defensive back). A tremendous
blow was suffered in the defensive
secondary as Joe Cox (a 6-3, 175 lb.
senior defensive back) is lost for the
season with a broken ankle. So a re-
placement must be found for Cox and
questions still need to be answered regard-
Old Faces, New Places
This summer DVC continued its ever
popular game of summertime shuffle.
This game, mostly played with pen, ink
and people, includes such things as
creating the largest title a person could
hold without getting any more pay.
There is also the aftermath, once every-
one is settled who do they report to and
what is that person's title. Well this sum-
mer even the seniors will have to read
the amendments to the Student Hand-
book just to figure it out. As far as" one
can tell it goes like this. Effective Septem-
ber 1st, Lionel M. Adelson is the Assis-
tant for Special Projects in the office of
the President. Stephen W. Zenko (old
Residence Life Director) has become
Associate Director of Admissions while
Phyllis H. Shields and Daniel J. Dam-
weber have become Assistant Directors
of Admission. Replacing Mr. Zenko is
ex-coach plus part-time teacher Les F.
Lombardi, he is now Assistant Director
of Residence Life along with Mrs. Brust
(who hasn't changed jobs) . That covers
the world of student life. Now one must
not forget the changes in faculty. JR.
Plummer has become Associate Dean of
Agriculture. G.F, West has become
Chairman of the Division of Business
and Computer Systems. DA. Montileone
(Mr. Monti) has been appointed Assis-
tant Chairman of the Business Adminis-
tration Department. Last but not least,
John C. Mertz (Dean of Academic Af-
fairs) is assuming the additional duties of
Acting Chairman of the Division of
Science. If anyone is confused by the
changes that have occurred see your
'85-'86 Student Handbook for a formal
rundown. If still confused it is my sugges-
tion that you find a copy of memoran-
dums *8-85, #9-85 and * 10-85.
Sl^£
PERSONALS
What is that music on the telephone
and how much did it cost us?
How much rent do the mold farmers
pay in the Berk 1st shower?
What is this we hear about closing the
library on Saturday and not opening until
2 p.m. on Sunday?
Ing the quarterbacking duties, offensive
backfield, defensive line and the kicking
game.
Along with the upperclassmen are a
very fine group of freshmen who are bat-
tling for starting positions. "With the up-
perclassmen seeing the freshmen work-
ing hard for a starting spot, the upper-
classmen in turn must give it their best ef-
fort," commented Wilson.
There should be no surprises on of-
fense and defense this season concern-
ing strategies although certain things may
be highlighted. The 1985 Aggies are
hoping to Improve on their 1984 record
of 5-5 and to do so they'll have to get by
powerhouses like Lycoming and defend-
ing MAC champion, Widener.
Although physical strenths weren't
stressed by Coach Wilson in describing
his 1985 squad, he did use phrases such
as "A team with good feeling," "A team
with a good attitude" and "A unified
team."
The pre-season will begin with Glass-
boro tonight and the regular season will
open against non-league opponent Get-
tysburg on Saturday, September 14 at
1:30 p.m. at James Wqrk Memorial
Stadium.
Hopefully all the right people will be
put in the right positions and all the cor-
rect decisions made so that the Aggies
will win the battle of the MAC. The Ag-
gies have not yet begun to fight.
STUDENT STORE AND
CAESAR'S PUB HOURS
SEPTEMBER 1013
Store and Textbooks:
10:30 a. m. -2:30 p. m Tues.-Fri.
6:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. . . . Tues.-Thurs.
Caesar's Pub:
7:30 a.m. -2:30p.m.
5:30 p.m. -Midnight
. . Mon.-Fri.
Mon.-Thurs.
AFTER SEPTEMBER 13
Store:
10:30 a.m. -2:30 p. m Mon.-Fri.
6:00 p.m. -8:00 p.m. . . . Mon.-Thurs.
Textbooks:
10:30 a.m. -2:30 p.m. . . Mon -Fri
No evening service. Reserve books for
evening pickup by calling ext. 2279 dur-
ing daytime store hours.
Caesar's Pub:
7:30a. m.-2:30p.m Mon.-Fri.
5:30 p.m. -Midnight Mon.-Thurs.
Delivery Service begins Mon., Sept. 16,
8:00 p.m. to 11:00p.m.
Sun.-Thurs. — "Special" notice and
menu available.
Mon.. Sept. 9 — No specials delivered.
Grand Opening
The DVC Flower Shop la Back!
and better than ever!
Opening September 9th, look for
weekly specials on fresh and perma-
nent arrangements as well as green
plants. Look for coupon specials and
hours in upcoming Ram Pages as well
as on the bulletin board on campus.
To place an order call ext. 2275. Use
the answering machine if no one is
there, we will get your order.
The Scholarship Book
The Scholarship Book, which lists
sources for over $10 billion in private
sector financial aid for undergraduates,
has just been released by Prentice- Hall.
Packed with more than 50, (XX) avail-
able scholarships, grants, loans, fellow-
ships and internships, it is the first af-
fordable, current and completely cross-
referenced book on private sector finan-
cial aid.
Authored by Daniel James Cassidy,
President and Founder of National
Scholarship Research Service (NSRS),
with Michael J. Alves, The Scholarship
Book is an absolute must for all college-
bound high school students and college
undergraduates in need of financial aid.
And It is especially timely when you
consider The National Committee on
Student Financial Assistance (composed
of congressional and presidential ap-
pointees) recently reported to Congress
at least $6.6 billion of private sector
financial aid goes unclaimed each year.
Why? Because people are unaware of its
existence!
According to Mr. Ken Kohl, former
U.S. Associate Commissioner of Educa-
tion under President Ford and President
Carter. The Scholarship Book not only
tells you where the mont>y is but. best of
all. how to get it!
OPERATION I. D.
This year the Residence Life Office is
sponsoring Operation I.D. Each campus
resident will be given the opportunity to
have his or her valuables permanently
engraved with their driver's license or
Social Security number. This type of pro-
gram has proven very successful on
other college campuses and municipali-
ties. In the case of lost or stolen property
the item can be easily identified or traced
to the original owner.
Each of the Resident Assistants will
have the engraving machine for a day.
Check the schedule and plan on getting
your valuables protected. *
Date
9/9
9/10
9/11
9/12
9/13
9/16
9/17
9/18
9/19
9/20
Date
9/9
9/10
9/11
9/12
9/13
9/16
9/17
9/18
9/19
9/20
Women's Dorms
Barness 1st (Rm. 108) -
Jamileh Dowlatshahi
Barness 2nd (Rm. 206)
Beth Meny
Berkowitz 1st (Rm. 101)
Terri Metzler
Berkowitz 2nd (Rm. 209)
Anita Christman
Miller Hall (Rm. C-1)
Noreen Powers
Cooke 1st (Rm. 108) ■
Jodi Brough
Cooke 2nd (Rm. 202)
Gail Cook
Elson Hall (Rm. 2)
Scott Cooper
Wolfsohn Hall (Rm.
Clair Thompson
Tabor Campus (Rm.
Tyler Smith
15)
1)
Men's Dorms
119)
Work 1st (Rm.
Don Billet
Work 2nd (Rm.
Brian Rankin
Ulman 1st (Rm.
Steve Mudgett
Ulman 2nd (Rm.
David Day
Ulman 3rd (Rm.
Johti Mazzola
Samuel 1st (Rm.
Steve Majchrzak
Samuel 2nd (Rm.
Wayne Hoover
Goldman 1st (Rm. 113)
Emil Novak
Goldman 2nd (Rm. 226)
Jeff Fowler
West Campus Senior House
Patrick McNulty (Rm. 5)
220)
107)
210)
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Vol. XX. No. 2
Friday, September 13. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
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Look What We've Come Back To
By Bill Rein
O.K., we're back at college, starting another academic year, and look: only away for
a few months and Del Val has improved its appearance in a lot of places many of us
were complaining about last year. (Please keep up the good work, you guys.)
. Take a walk from the parking lot. pay off your debts (if you have any — join the
crowd) at the Security Office, and amble over to the Student Center. Remember the dirt
(mud) path from the maintenance road behind the Student Center to its courtyard?
Yep. there's a cement walk replacing one of those classic DVC shortcuts!
Look up and check out the landscaping. Boy. hasn't it grown into something? Look at
what a couple of new trees, and a few months can do. By the way. one of the trees is a
Mountain Silverbell, and the other's a Carolina Silverbell (Halesia Carolina for you
students of Botanical Nomenclature). They came from DVC's own nursery, along with
some juniper and other groundcovers: which have definitely spruced up the beds all
around the "center." "
If you have the time, walk by the big Beech tree next to Ulman Hall The barren
desert under it has been eliminated. This summer's grounds crews remedied this prob-
lem with lots of "Philorganic " mulch — camposted sludge, if you must know — and a
good post and chain fence to keep stray cars and maybe even a passing pedestrian from
stumbling over the surface roots, compacting the soil, and yes. causing the tree more
stress.
On your way to a meal at Levin's or on your way up Alumni Lane to classes, have
you noticed the stone work around Miller Hall? That's a little creativity with some of the
good stone left from our joint venture with British last March. There may be more to see
around Miller in the future.
Don't just go straight to the library; stop in and enjoy the Hillman Garden. It has sur-
vived the disturbing effects of excavation for a new water main through campus this
summer, but — please — keep off the grass. Some of those perennials, including the
"Silver Mound' Artemisia, were saved from the Philadelphia Flower Show. Now if after
this trip you're feeling "beat. " take a seat on one of those strategically placed benches.
Or. drag yourself to the Student Center, where the new benches give us another reason
to sit around without feeling guilty about it!
Our campus is being developed as an arboretum. It's educational — look at the pro-
fessionally designed white letter-on -black plaques under trees throughout the campus.
They tell you what kind of tree it is; have an original sketch of its mature form; and name
to whom it's dedicated At first these plaques (which now cost about $70 a piece) were
designed by one of our students; hut he had graduated, and today a professional artist is
creating the quality product This explains the hefty price We have a lot of thoughtful
alumni and faculty whose donations have helped make the campus renewal possible.
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
• r Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: :U8-2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH ID.
American
Red Cross
College students with professional
level experience have a definite advan-
tage when entering the job market. The
Public Education Department of the
American Red Cross in Center City. Phila-
delphia has internship positions available
which will give students the experience
they need in today's competitive job
market.
Interns write for Bhod Services Quar
ter\\;. and Goal Line, a weekly newsletter,
assist with marketing campaigns, make
presentations at high schools, paste-up
mechanicals for print production, and
work on special events, like Adopt-A-
Bloodmobile. Students with skills in writ-
ing and editing, marketing, teaching, and
graphic arts are welcome to try out for
our winning team.
As a staff member of an internationally
respected organization, you get the real
world experience that employers seek,
by working on challenging assignments
that sharpen and develop your skills, and
will help build your portfolio.
For more information about Red Cross
internships, contact Pat Parcnte-Maher.
Public Education Specialist, at 299-4197.
Student Raffle
The Joseph Krauskopf Memorial
Library would like to thank the follow-
ing local businesses for contributing to
the success of our New Student Raffle:
Kenny's News Agency
Burger King
Marten's Patio
Rodi's
Ristorante V. Capri
Dominick's Pizza
Janet's Pizza
Doylestown Diner
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Italian Delight
Charlotte's Restaurant
Chapman Lane Family Restaurant
And the winners are:
Joseph Cherry
Brett Schaffer
Mark Hayes
Lyie O'Cunningham
Jospeh Butts
Rebecca Greenberg
John Stierly
Jay Bennett
Vince Cercco
Seth Hand
Carmen Zafforano
Eiernie Petro
Maryann Vogt
Edward McGill
William Brosky
Helen Taylor
Jennifer Kauffman
Mike Hibbard
E Knstin landola
Victoria R Sands
Tin Branan
Patricia A Dollarton
Margaret Freeman
Harold Burnett
Mark Vrabic
Rachel Knight
Clarence Rajnath
Jennifer Piatt
Tracy Murray
Gaye Riddick
Lisa Kinney
Stephen Lighty
Debbie Scannapieco
Luca DeSiervo
Laura Harmer
Gerard Udinson
"LAST OF THE
RED HOT LOVERS'^
To Be Presented at
Delaware Valley College
DOYLESTOWN - Neil Simon's long-
run Broadway comedy, "Last of the Red
Hot Lovers." will be presented at Dela-
ware Valley College on Tuesday. Sep-
tember 17th at 7:30 p.m. in the College's
Student Center. The play will be per-
formed by the Alpha Omega Players
(Repertory Theater of America) , a nation-
ally acclaimed touring company based in
Rockport, Texas.
This play, which was one of the first of
the red-hot tickets on Broadway during
its two year run , struck a new note in the
Simon Series of sure fire hits by being a
dead serious comedy, mixing wistfulness
and poignancy with its constant fun in its
talc of a bumbling Don Juan.
Admission is free for DVC students.
NATIONAL COLLEGE
POETRY CONTEST
Fall Concours 1985 offering $200 in
cash and book prizes and free printing for
all accepted poems in the ACP Anthol-
ogy, will again be of special interest to all
collegiate poets as it provides for them a
source of inspiration and encouragement
and a unique, intercollegiate outlet for
their literary ambitions. The forthcoming
ACP Anthology will be the 21st edition
since it was first published in 1975.
Since this poetry project is run by us
on a non-profit margin, as a service to
student talent, any free space you might
wish to give our announcement would
be greatly appreciated.
Culture . .
Catch It!
Kim Timler
First person to sign for card:
Anna Smyrychnski
200th person: Margo Thompson
All students who are interested in at-
tending the 1985-86 Philadelphia Or-
chestra Senior Student Concerts should
notify Toni Lyies (Box 450) by Tuesday.
October 1st.
The Concerts will be held on the
following dates: Wednesday, November
13: Tuesday. February 4; and Tuesday.
March 18.
The cost of the series is $9.00. Please
make checks payable to DVC.
Mrs. Roberts will also be attending the
following A.M Orchestra Rehearsals:
Friday. September 20; Thursday. Sep-
tember 26: Wednesday, October 2;
Thursday. October 10: Thursday, Octo-
ber 24; Thursday. October 31, Thursday,
November 7.
Any student interested in attending a
rehearsal should notify Mrs. Roberts.
YOUNGER SCHOLARS
PROGRAM
Application Forms Now on
Campus For Summer
Research in the Humanities
Guidelines and application forms for
the Younger Scholars Program of the
National Endowment for the Humanities
are now available for photocopying in
the Placement Office. The Program will
award up to 100 grants nationally to col-
lege and high school students to conduct
their own research and writing projects in
such fields as history, philosophy, and
the study of literature. Applicants must
be 21 years of age or under throughout
the calendar year in which the application
is submitted; or, if they are over 21, they
must be full-time college students pursu-
ing an undergraduate degree at the time
of application, individuals who will have
received or expect to receive a bachelor's
degree by October 1, 1986. are not eligi-
ble to apply. The application deadline is
November 1, 1985.
Recipients of these awards will receive
a stipend of $1,800 and be expected to
work full time for nine weeks during the
summer of 1986. researching and writing
a humanities scholar. Please note that
this is not a financial aid program and that
no academic credit should be sought for
these projects.
If guidelines are not available at the
Placement Office, please write to:
Younger Scholars Guidelines CN
.' . Division of General Programs
Room 420
National Endowment for the Humanities
1100 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington. D.C. 20506
* Jl- ♦ 4 ♦
This Week on
* Campus
^ by Jamie Beck ir
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 13 .
^ Get afready for the vueekend TGI F !
^ SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 14 ^
The first home Fortball game vs G^tysburg
^ at 1:^) p.m. Let's all get out and ch«er for ik
^_ the home team. Aggies!
# Other ^x>rts: Soccer (away) vs ABentown. ^
* VoBeMsifl (away) vs. N.E Chrirtian, and
NWn's Croffi Country (away) vs. Lebanon
• Valley '*'
^ MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 16 ^
Freshman Class Elections in the Ag buikJitig
lobby. ^
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 17
^ First home Soccer ganw vs. Beaver at 330 ^
p.m. "Win this one few DVC guys."
^ Play: "Last of the Red Hot Lovers" - 8:00 *
i p m in the Student Center.
^ WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 18
Philftes vs. St. Louis. Bus leaves « 5:30! »
"^ Get ymn tickets hx>m ^dent Gov^ronenf
if THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 19 it
First home VoDeybaU vs. H^yertcw^ m6:00
^ p.m. "Smear Haveifwd ^Ht." ' ^
Pub n^t at Caesars. DVC FdoAill y».
Gett^^urgon Cab^tntheStudenlC^U0'% ^
* » Camm'% Pub at 7:M p.m. «
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
THE ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP
By John Litzke
After a disappointing season in 1984, the 1985 Aggie soccer tearri is looking to
bounce back and get on the winning track. "Many of our losses were to teams we never
should' ve lost to," said Coach Simpson.
Spear-heading the Aggie kickers will be co-captain, sweeper, Kevin Dougherty and
co-captain, stopper back, Shaun Charles. Stepping into starting positions are some very
impressive freshman who could give immediate help. Freshman center forward, Jerry
Saul; freshman goalie, Ray Schilling; and freshman forward, John McQuade should
add some much needed strength.
"Ray is a proven stopper in goal and John and Jerry should add some punch in our
offensive front," commented Coach Simpson.
"Our defense really picked up after the fourth game, so defense would have to be our
strength." added Simpson. Now if the Aggies can get some thrust in their offense, they
just may be able to knock off MAC powers like Moravian and Scranton.
Besides their 4-3-3 lineup (4 forwards, 3 halfbacks, and 3 fullbacks) , the Aggies have
installed a 4-1-5 lineup and an offensive attack with five forwards on certain game situa-
tions. "With our five forward attack, maybe we can catch the other team off guard and
make them stand up and take notice," added Coach Simpson.
The Aggies began their pre-season with a 4-2 win over Penn State - Ogontz. "It was a
big win for us even though it was just a scrimmage," commented Simpson. Hopefully
the Aggies can take winning momentum into the regular season . The regular season
begins Thursday, September 12, at Wilkes followed by Allentown away on Saturday,
September 14 and the first home game on Tuesday, September 17 vs. Beaver at 3:30
p.m. Best wishes for a successful season. ■ " .,' '^f'-^^::'"ii-^'^ i'^ - t^-
Wissahickon Wheeler's
35 MILE Autumn Bicycle Ride
Sundai;, September 22
10:00a,m,
Enjoy the beautiful autumn scenery of
Montgomery County on the Third Annual
35 Mile Autumn Bike Ride. Sponsored
by the Wissahickon Wheelers, the ride is
open to folks of all riding abilities. The
ride, mostly rolling to flat countryside,
starts from the West Mill Entrance of the
Fort Washington State Park in Flourtown,
Pa. at 10.00 a.m. on Sunday, September
25th. .. ;. ...
Registration is $5.00 per person and
includes ride patch, lunch, sag wagon,
and well-marked routes. For additional
information or registration form, contact
Hank O'Donnell at 247-7345(w) or Tom
Bargerat242-3699(h).
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editorials received by students, faculty
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To clear up any misunderstanding of said
rules, our editorial polky is published
below. This is for your use, save it for
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editorials.
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Co-Editors in Chief
Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
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PERSONALS
;. "Congrats! Leslie & Bill. You made it
past your mother. Ed.
To the knothead who ripped the bench
off the wall in the TV room, thanks for
raising our tuition.
.Why. when we have an air-conditioned
student center, are senior pictures taken
on the sweaty hot third floor of the Admis-
sions building?
Why do some idiots have an obsession
for trashing Berkowitz telephones???
How would you like it if someone ruined
your personal property? This kind of non-
sense has got to stop!!!
Flower Shop Hours
Monday & Tuesday
4:00 p.m. — 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Thursday
9:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m.
& 12:20 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Friday
12:20 p.m. - 1:10 p.m.
& 2:30 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Campus Delivery Available. Call
Ext. 2275 to place an order.
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL
30% off
Retail price of Green plants
Get a few for \four room!
Hockey Accents
Youth in '85.
by John Litzke and Kim Bradshall
The 1985 Aggie Field Hockey team is
arrchored by underclassman and interim
Coach Dee Fichter. With Alexi Slattery
being the only senior on the 1985 squad,
Coach Fichter will be relying quite heavi-
ly on her underclass players, and Slattery
as well.
"The nucleus of this young team will
be the seven freshmen and the nine soph-
omores," commented Coach Fichter.
"What they lack in inexperience will be
made up in hard work," added Fichter.
Although she said it was too early to
evaluate her squad she said, "the little 1
have seen has made me exctted about this
team."
The field hockey team participated in a
field hockey play day held at Bryn Mawr
College last Saturday. The girls played
against Haverford. Widener. and Bryn
Mawr. This years hockey manager is Beth
McCarthy. If anyone is interested in being
a manager for the hockey team contact
Coach Fichter, as she is looking for one
or two more people to help out. The team
will attend a scrimmage Thursday against
Philadelphia College of Bible at Lang-
horne and the regular season opens Fri-
day, September 20 at home vs. Muhlen-
berg. Good Luck Girls!
Counseling Dept.
What: Study hall and tutoring services
begin operation Monday, September 16,
1985.
Wlio: Open to all students.
When: Monday through Thursday
from noon to 10:00 p.m.
Where: Located in the basement of
Siegal Hall (behind the Laundry Room) .
How: Study hall will be staffed and
run by tutors from the counseling depart-
ment. Most are returning from last year's
outstanding group. Last year's overall
G.P.A. movement was .473, (almost V2
a grade point) and increased as the at-
tendance rate increased (those who at-
tended 60% of the study halls increased
their G.P.A. by .654!!).
Sing for Joy
By Cliff Love
Music here at DVC is for the entertain-
ment of the performer as well as the lis-
tener. Our program over the past four
years has continually grown in numbers
of participants. The rewards of hard work
and planning are finally coming and this
year promises to be a year of unequaled
potential at DVC. The quality of the group
is exceptional. The positive attitude is
contagious. What is more wonderful than
these facts' is that we gather together to
sing not because we have to to fulfill our
required courses, but because we want
to sing.
Several concerts are scheduled through-
out the academic year. Good times and
satisfaction await everyone who partici-
pates in these concerts. We in the DVC
chorale encourage any and all to come
sing with us. Our music is varied, from
John Denver to Joseph Hydan, from
Carousell to Rigoletto. We have men's
groups forming as of now. We are also
sponsors of the 1986 Pennsylvania Col-
legiate Chorus Festival conducted by Jon
de Revere of The New York School of
Music.
I, myself, joined the group my fresh-
men year because I wanted a break from
my studies and time to relax with the
company of classy people. Come on!
Join us on Mondays and Wednesdays at
4:15 in the Music Room (SC) and Sing
For Joy!
FRESHMEN
DO'S & DONrS
Don't carrel [;our pocketbook or purse.
Don't forget your napkins.
Do ask questions in class. When you
don't understand say so. Don't be a
chicker) and fail.
Do join a club.
Don't say you're bored when you haven't
looked for something to do.
Don't whistle or yell obsenities at girls.
When you answer the dorm phone, do
take a message if the person is not in.
If you're not a jock, don't carry you're
keys on shoe lace. You look like a
nerd when you do. : :? T
// you play football and are not a business
major, say so. v. ^ - j. r r . vr
Labs are not fashion shoios (especially
when you're on the farm).:
WARNING:
Friday the 13th
By Jamie Beck
Beware. Friday the 13th is here. Watch
out. don't go under that ladder. If you
spill salt, throw some of the spilled salt
over your shoulder. Don't let a black cat
cross your path! These will all bring bad
luck, plus the fact that Friday the 13th is
a superstitious holiday anyway: that means
double bad luck, So lock your doors and
hide until Saturday; so that nothiny 'hor-
rible" happens to you.
Chicago Citi; Limits
Rolls DVC
By W.L. Ungcr i; -
Once again DVC's APR was graced
with fine entertainment on Saturday,
September 7. The group of performers
was called 'Chicago City Limits' with the
title indicating the city of their origin.
The group, consisting of three men
and two women, executed a series of .
comical improvisations. Improvising is a
method of entertainment in which there >
is no previous preparation for a perfor-
mance. The improvised a wide variety of
subjects ranging from losing your job to
writing on ceilings to athletic supporters.
The group also executed a difficult manue-
ver in which the performers told a story
in a round fashion each saying one word
at a time.
Improvisations are difficult to perform.
Although they received a lot of poor topic
suggestions from the audience (and a
few people made rude interruptions).
'Chicago City Limits' did an excellent job
of comical interpretation.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters Wendy L. Unger
Leslie Blatt, Bill Rein,
Melanie O'Neill, Jamie Beck, Jim Plisco
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neill
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See new9 in the malcing,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XX. No. 3
Friday. September 20, 1985
NOTICE. The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Highlights
LOTS OF SPORTSI
DVC ACQUIRES
AUTHOR'S ESTATE
DVC has been given the home and 35
acres of land of author James Michener
by his wife, Mari Michener. The couple's
attorney, Robert W. Valimont, has said
that the Micheners wanted the college to
have their estate, but that they still want
the right to live in their home for the rest
of their lives. The school is to use the
land for laboratories in pruning, plant-
ing and propagation, according to Dr.
Feldstein.
The property Is on Red Hill Road, a
few miles from the Delaware River, in
Tinicum Township. The Micheners "con-
sider Bucks County their home," their
lawyer said. In 1948, the author began
looking for a homesite he had always
dreamed of since he was growing up in
Doylestown. He settled at this site, des-
cribed as "a writer's retreat." It is built
on the top of a hill, overlooking the
countryside.
In fact, the home is tied to DVC in
another way. It was built by Herman
Silverman in 1948. Silverman founder
of Sylvan Pools, Inc., attended the col-
lege and is on our Board of Trustees.
from The Daili/ Intelligencer
ALUMNI AFFAIRS
Linda Dolby has been appointed
Director of Alumni Affairs and as Direc-
tor of Annual Giving effective September
16, 1985. Her office will be that formerly
occupied by Jim Trainer and her exten-
sion will be 2226.
Mrs. Dolby comes to us with extensive
background in alumni affairs and fund-
raising, previously at Michigan State Uni-
versity and most recently with the Miami
Valley Health Foundation in Dayton,
Ohio, where she served as Director of
Development. Mrs. Dolby and her hus-
band, Dr. Dolby, have a ten-year-old
son and they reside in Furlong.
Where Is It On Campus?
Answer Next Week
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH I.D.
Greetings from the
Health Services Department
DVC's Health Services Department
would like to welcome everyone to what
we hope will be a prosperous and healthy
school year. We continue to be located
in the rear of Elson Hall and look forward
to meeting all of you.
"COUNSELING CENTER"
Roommate problems? Homesick?
Trouble with schoolwork? Drug or alco-
hol problems? Worried about a friend?
Can't concentrate, or even if you just
want to talk, the counseling center is
open and waiting to serve you. Reb
Brooks will once again cover Wednesday
afternoons from 2 to 5 and Catharine
Karsten will be on duty from 6 to 9 p.m.
on Thursdays. Your visits are confiden-
tial and free. If we can't help, we can
probably let you know who can . Give us
a try!
"ACHALLENCr
Before the seniors graduated last year,
they left each of this year's classes a
challenge. This year's blood drive is to be
held on November 20th and they don't
think any of this year's classes can beat
the record they made last year for blood
donated. Are you going to prove them
right?
''...and how much
ff
did it cost?
The electronic music heard on the
new telephone system is the opening
passage of an Albumblatt fur Elise, by
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827).
The work was originally scored for the
piano.
An Albumblatt, literally, "page in a
book," was generally a brief, artistically
slight piece written as a cursory favor for
someone, similar to the brief messages
we inscribe these days in each other's
autograph albums and yearbooks. This
one dedicated "For Elise" was written in
the key of C Minor and there is question
about who indeed Elise really was. She
could have been someone special, like a
lover. Probably she was a child and per-
haps not his. Since his mother died of
tuberculosis and his father turned to
drink, poor Ludwig inherited respon-
sibility for his large family of brothers and
sisters. Elise may have been one of
them.
If Beethoven were alive today he
would be shocked to hear the melody in
the current telephonic version, but he
would undecidedly be overjoyed to hear
it at all since he was deaf at the time of
his death.
A reasonable facsimile of the tune can
be composed by dialing on the pushbut-
ton phones the sequence: 9-8-9-8-9-2-
6-3-1.
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AGGIE SCOPE
DVC Student Horoscope
for the week of Sept. 21-27
ARIES (3/21-4/19) - Your weekend
brings new romance. Spend Saturday in
bed. Early week will be smooth going
with some turbulence forming mid-week.
Collect on bets Friday.
TAURUS (4/20-5/20) - Find a way to
put important things off this weekend; it's
all yours. Send your roommate home
and have a blast. Monday brings slow
recovery. Outlook brightens by Wednes-
day. Friday brings something new.
GEMINI (5/21-6/20) - Weekend
may hold some disappointments. Look
for things to improve on Monday. Friends
help will get you to Friday. Treat yourself
to real food.
CANCER (6/21-7/22) - Find an Aries
for Saturday and keep warm. Monday
brings the spirit of good and you will
smile until your jaw aches. By mid-week
things go your way for sure. Friday looks
to be a party night;^ r -
LEO (7/23-8/22) - This is your week-
end to roar. Don't let anyone stop you.
Wednesday your momentum hits the
wall. Start to rebuild come weeks end.
VIRGO (8/23-9/22) - Party hearty as
your sign ends its reign . Don't let people
get you down. Monday is a smooth day.
Any problems resolved by Wednesday.
Weeks end looks like cake, take in all
you can.
M
'Mirror, Mirror
On the Door..,"
This week the R.A.'s are selling mir-
rors for the dorm rooms. The mirrors are
48" X 12" (which include necessary
hanging fixtures).
The price is only $7.00 per mirror.
(That's $3.50 per roommate! And the
mirrors normally retail for $7.98 each
plus fasteners.) There will be a "SAM-
PLE" mirror in the Dining Hall from 4:30
to 6:00 next week ... So come and take
a look! You can order the mirror (s) then,
or see your R.A.
This is an EXCELLENT deal, so don't
miss it!!!
Flower Shop Hours
Monday & Tuesday
4:00 p.m. — 5:00 p.m.
Wednesday
2:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Thursday
9:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m.
& 12:20 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Friday
12:20 p.m. - 1:10 p.m.
& 2:30 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
CarDpus De\\ver\! Available. Call
Ext. 2275 to place an order.
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL
30% off
Retail price of cut flower
vase arrangements!
Get a few for your room!
LIBRA (9/23-10/23) - Things look
great as you come into your own Happy
Birthday. Enjoy this time and don't take
abuse from people, just don't become an
abuser and the week will be fine.
SCORPIO (10/24-11/22) - Do a
Taurus a favor and go home this week-
end. You will feel marvelous because of
it. Eariy week looks great. Don't take
tests mid-week as a newcomer has you
not thinking straight. Friday sparks will
fly. ^^^ ^ ><
SAGITTARIUS (11/23-12/21) - The
weekend won't be everything you planned,
but don't worry imjx>rtant things will
work out. Monday brin^ more luck.
Mid-week improves social outlook. Fri-
day the festivities will begm.
CAPRICORN (12/22-1 '19) - Pleasant
surprise for loved one k4>eps you feeling
good. Look forward to fringe benefits.
Let the week flow by itself. Friday brings
your own surprise. i^ ,; ,, r, •• v
AQUARIUS (1/20-2/19) - Down-
pour of troubles for the weekend. Mon-
day clouds break up and sun shines by
mid-week. Take the day off Friday.
PISCES (2/20-3/20) - Love, life and
happiness are yours for awhile. Any
troubles can be romanced away. The
chance for permanent happiness is
yours. Take it one day at a time. Mon-
day is a hectic day. Mid-week slows
down. Friday gets you ready for a
mellow weekend.
CLUB NEWS
RAP
RAP is back and at full tilt. Come out
and join in the excitement. Open to
everyone. Come one, come all. We arc
having a general meeting September 30
at 8 p.m. in the Student Center, Room
101. Come join the team called RAP.
New Computer Club
The first meeting of the Computer
Club will be held September 30 at 7 p.m.
in Room A5.
Election Results
CLASS OF 1988
Run -off — Representative to Senate:
Clair Thompson.
CLASS OF 1989
President: Seamis McGlone; Vice Presi-
dent: Tony Wynegar; Treasurer: Melina
Consentine; Secretary: Peter Gollmar;
Representative to Senate: Tony DeLise;
Representative to Social Committee:
Kelly Hade^y and Mike Lewandowski;
Commuter Representative: Steve Fischer
STAFF
Editors- in -Chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters Wendy L. Unger
Leslie Blatt, Bill Rein,
Melanie O'Neill, Jamie Beck, Jim Plisco
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photc^rapher Melanie O'Neill
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in ttte malcing,
write P.O. Box 988."
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
GETTYSBURG SQUEAKS
PAST AGGIES IN OPENER
by John Litzke
You couldn't have asked for a nicer
day for a football game. It's a shame the
outcome wasn't as nice as the weather.
In a game highlighted by a strong, im-
t^enetrable defense, the Aggies fell to the
Gettysburg Bullets 7-0. "Our defense
played well," commented coach Al
Wilson. "Overall, I was pleased with
what the defense did. Gettysburg had us
in trouble a couple of times, but the
defense responded well each time."
Outstanding efforts were put out by
senior defensive tackle Bob Charette,
sophomore linebacker Vince Bedesem
and sophomore defensive back Rich
Simononis. Charette finished with a
game high 14 tackles. In my view, the
defense was like a rock.
Offensively, sophomore Jim Wilson
was solid gaining 104 yards on 25 carries
but the lack of a passing attack against
Gettysburg really hurt our chances of
winning the ball game. Junior quarter-
back Wah Kobryznski was 2 for 14 pass-
ing with three interceptions. ,(
The punting game also hurt as punter
Dave Handler averaged just 22 yards per
kick. In my view, the punting game and
the passing game must improve in order
for the Aggies to win ball games.
Chris Suchanick scored the lone
touchdown of the game for Gettysburg.
It was set up by a 20- yard gallop by run-
ning back Paul Martin, who finished the
day with 30 rushes for 137 yards total.
The Aggies will be away from the
friendly confines of James Work Memo-
rial Stadium this weekend as they face
the Lions of Albright on Saturday at 7:^
p.m. The Aggies have not lost to Albright
in the past six meetings, so let's keep up
the trend!
AGGIE KICKERS FALL
TO WILKES IN OPENER
"Their goals were downright cheap,"
commented Coach Simpson on the Ag-
gies 3-1 loss to Wilkes in their season
opener.
"Their one goal was on a penalty shot
and the other two were garbage goals,"
added Simpson. The first half of the
game was flat, but the second half picked
up for the Aggies. "The key to the game
was the total control of mid-field by
Wilkes," said Simpson. Ross Smith
scored the lone goal for the Aggies on a
nice play. "Our defense is very strong but
we are still lacking a scoring punch,"
added Simpson.
BASEBALL FEVER:
Have You Caught It Yet?
by John Litzke
"Alright Lefty, we got all the rocks we
need so let's split this joint before the
coppers get here." "Right Boss." "Hey
Boss." "What Lefty?" "Boss, how are we
going to get the diamonds out without a
get-away car?" "Come out with your
hands up, we've got you surrounded,"
said an authoritative voice through a
bullhorn. "Well it looks like our ride is
here, Boss." "Very funny Lefty, very
funny."
Diamonds are referred to as "hot
rocks," but these aged pieces of shiny
carbon aren't what's hot now. What's hot
is going on on another diamond, the
baseball diamond.
With 2V2 weeks left in the season,
three of the ioux ts£XS are ^ up for
grabs. ' v''- v." ' :
In the NL East , the Mets and Cardinals
are alone at the top and battling for
supremacy, while the Phillies are battling
in a quest for mediocrity. No one cares
about the Cubs and the Expos and Pirate
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday, September 14, the
DVC women's cross country team had
an away scrimmage against the Haver-
ford-Bryn Mawr women's aoss country
club. The Haverford-Bryn Mawr club
won with 18 points to DVC's 57 points.
The opposition took first and second
place while DVC's Kate Marine aossed
the finish line in third with a time of
21 : 10. Also running for DVC's team was
Wendy Fields, Monica Etzweiler, Tana
Hawes, Linda Bailey and Chris Frazer.
The girls did well, considering that the
course was unmarked and misleading
(next time we'll take our own spray paint
and markers). c:^
The next meet wil be away at Kings
College where the girls will be running
against Kings and Wilkes. Good luck to
alll
PERSONALS
PAINT? If anyone was wondering why
they are painting the Student Center —
they're not — it's waterproofing. The
building has had some problems with
seepage because of precipitation. Don't
worry, the contractor is picking up the
tab.
Dimples — Thanks for the cold.
Whose tetas are they and why are you
staring at them?
Coach Wilson
velao football.
Get your team a
Leslie — Is it cold out or are you just
glad to see me?
The Ag. building, Mandel and the din-
ing hall must all have been built in differ-
ent time zones! Do you think somebody
could please coordinate our clocks?
fans should get back In the closet and
stay there until this shameful team is
sold.
The Dodgers are leading the West by
9V'2 because they're the only team that
wants the West or who are playing like
they want it. I know Mr. Rose and the
Reds want it but it's a bit too far out of
their reach by now. Whoever wins the
East will still pummel the Dodgers in the
league championship series.
In the AL East, the Yankees and
Toronto are the combatants and that
race will probably go until the final day of
the season. (At the time of printing,
Toronto was up by 4V2 over New York.)
In the AL West, Kansas City is up by 2V2
over the California Angels. But here
again, either the Yankees or the Blue
Jays will have their way with the Western
champion in the LCS.
Here are some loose predictions: The
Mets over the Dodgers in 4; Toronto
over Kansas City in 3; and the Mets over
the Blue Jays in 6. (Unless the Yankees
and Mets both fall, you New York fans
can't lose. And just maybe there'll be a
New York World Series.)
VOLLEYBALL 'SS
by John Litzke
Like the Aggie field hockey team, the
1985 Aggie volleyball team is building
around its underclassmen. Anchoring
the '85 squad are seniors Chris Lefeure
and Michele Heffner who are looking
forward to productive seasons. "This
year we have a few newcomers that
show promise and could fit into our im-
mediate plans and if they don't step in
and help this season, they will help in
seasons to come," commented coach
Barry Fox. Up until 1984 when our
Olympic volleyball teams won medals in
L.A., volleyball was a leisure sport
played on beaches and at picnics. Be-
cause of this, coach Fox commented on
how hard it is to get good, experienced
players. Muhlenberg, Messiah and Mora-
vian will be the powers to overcome this
season for the Aggie volleyballers, but
with the leadership of Lefevre and Heff-
ner and the play of the team overall, the
opposition should watch out. The volley-
ball team begins its season this week with
Haverford on Thursday and the FDU-
Madison Tournament on Saturday.
September 21.
Aggies Equal Allentown
In a double-overtime contest in which
the Aggies outshot Allentown by a 27-4
margin, a lack of scoring was still evident
as the Aggies tied Allentown 1-1.
"We played very well today. We had
some outstanding plays by our goalies,
Ray Schilling and Ed Hennesey and very
strong play out of our defense men,"
commented Coach Simpson. Danny
Rothcnhcber scored for the Aggies on a
beautiful 30-yard shot and that would be
all for the Aggies. But when 27 shots get
put on net, they're eventually going to go
in so it seems as if there is a scoring
punch. Allentown came back to tie and
also played a sound game. "We need
some polishing on our passing game,
otherwise we are strong." The wins are
definitely going to come.
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MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
On Saturday, September 14, the
DVC men's cross country team kicked
off its 1985 campaign in a dual meet vs.
Haverford College at Belmont Plateau in
Philadelphia. The Aggies had trouble as
Haverford is one of the premier teams in
the MAC this year. The score reflected
Haverford's dominance as they man-
handled the Aggici 19-43. The lone
bright spot for DVC was senior co-
captain Ken McDaid who finished the hilly
5.0 mile course in 28:00 and in second
place. Other Aggif efforts in the cause
were co-captains Dave Spotts (8th), A!
Krause (10th), freshman Jim Enoch
(11th) and Geiry Kampmeyer (12th).
This week the Aggies will travel to
Wilkes-Barre to compete against Wilkes
and Kings College, followed by meeting
with Widener on September 28.
Hockey Opens Season
vs. Mules
' by Kim Bradshaw
This Friday, September 20, the field
hockey team has their first home game
against Muhlenberg. The team's captain
this year is senior Tina Drey. The girls
have been practicing hard and we wish
them the best of luck. Come out on Fri-
day and cheer the girls on Go get'em!
Philadelphia
Flower Show 1 986
by Leslie Blatt ^
The DVC Flower Show organization Is
on the move, now preparing for the Phil-
adelphia Flower Show. The theme for
the entire show will be "Hometown.
U.S.A."
Recently, students and faculty recently
met and have chosen the concept of the
Fragrant Garden as the theme for DVC's
exhibit. This will involve the use of her-
baceous and woody plant materials
which have a fragrant characteristic. The
fragrance may be caused by flowers,
bark, foliage or roots.
Committees are meeting now. If you
are interested in serving on either the
Planning, Graphics, Construction, Publi-
cations or Plant Material Committees,
see Dr. Martin in the Greenhouse com-
plex today!
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Vol. XX, No. 4
Friday. September 27. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
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HOPE YOU
SURVIVED
GLORIA!
A NOTE FROM THE AMERICAN RED CROSS
Ttiere Is a serious disease affecting the American public. It is called "Fear and
Misunderstanding." Its major symptom is irrational behavior: a detriment to tho^ af-
fected and the people around them.
it is based on the growing notion that the disease AIDS is lurking behind every bush.
There is fear that the air we breathe, the food we eat. and the unknown public we en-
counter every day provides us a risk to "catch" this disease. There is fear that casual con-
tact of those with AIDS and those at risk for AIDS are a danger to us. It is simply not so!
For the short period of time AIDS has been on our soil much has been learned. It has
become clear that the virus which causes this disease does not live on the toilet seat, on
the lip of a cup, or in the palm of the hand. It is not transmitted by the hug of a relative or
friend, a peck on the cheek, or a brush against a sleeve in the classroom. ,:
In fact, it is not easily transmitted from person to person at all. It requires an intimate
exchange of body fluid; and, even then, multiple exposures may be necessary.
We have learned that, primarily, AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease. And, even at
that, it requires certain high risk sexual practices. All studies have indicated that the
disorder has, for the most part, remained confined to certain high risk groups: homosex-
ual men, intravenous drug users, prostitutes, and sexual partners of these people. Yes,
there are others that have developed AIDS, such as the infant children of people of such
groups, or; more rarely those who have received blood products. However, in com-
parison to those at high-risk, these numbers are extremely small.
The recent blood testing of over one million blood donors for traces of the AIDS virus
infection is very encouraging. Only 5 people per 100,000 not admitting to a high-risk
group, showed evidence of previous exposure to the virus. This indicates that our
population not in high-risk groups has been minimally affected.
Of importance. "Fear and Misunderstanding" has affected those who would donate
or receive blood. Clearly, it is not possible to "catch" AIDS by donating blood. All the
equipment used is pre-sterilized. used one time, and then discarded. Fifteen million peo-
ple donate blood annually in the United States. None have acquired AIDS from their
effort. , : ; . • . ,
Since AIDS first appeared, perhaps as early as 1980, in southeastern Pennsylvania
and southern New Jersey there has been only one documented reported case of AIDS
associated with receiving routine blood transfusions provided by the Red Cross. During
that period there were over 3, 000, (XX) blood products transfused. That one patient
received transfusions prior to the introduction of donor screening practices in 1983.
And, since April of this year, this highly sensitive HTLV-III antibody test to detect traces
of AIDS virus infection is now being conducted on all units of blood collected. All blood
products being transfused today have been found to be negative for this test.
In this region there has been a greater risk of being struck by lightning than acquiring
AIDS from a blood transfusion. Now that blood testing is added, such risk for
transfusion-acquired AIDS may not exist. • <:■ /' :'^'; *;:;.' =1 ■•
In addition, patients with hemophilia have reason for relief. The clotting factor con- '
centrate they receive, prepared from the plasma of tens of thousands of blood donors, is
now heat treated. It has been shown that heat treatments remove the risk of transmitting
the AIDS virus. Since earlier this year, all clotting concentrates are treated in this manner.
For those at high-risk, AIDS is a significant threat. However, our progress in
understanding this disorder has occurred at an unprecedented speed. Unfortunately, we
have been slow in learning about "Fear and Misunderstanding." And, it is this disease for
which most of our population is at high-risk,
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THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
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Answer From Last Week
This is above Ulman Hall's entrance.
CLUB NEWS
RAP
RAP is back and at full tilt. Come out
and join in ';he excitement. Open to
everyone. Come one, come all. We are
having a general meeting September 30
at 8 p.m. in the Student Center, Room
101. Come join the team called RAP.
Biology Club
On Wednesday, October 2, 1985 at
4:15 p.m. in Mandell 216, the Biology
Club will offer career information on Pro-
fessional and Allied Medical Health Fields
with guest speaker Dr. Thomas D. Malc-
witz, Pre-medical, -dental, -vet, and allied
health advisor at Villanova University. A
question and answer period will follow.
All majors are welcome!
CLASSIFIED
• Retail sales. Looking for energetic,
reliable individuals with ability to relate
well to people for part-time employ-
ment in video rental store. Lansdale
vacinity. Retail sales experience pre-
ferred. Call 628-9378.
Attention Juniors
Once there was a group of Junior class
officers who decided a meeting of all
class members would be a good idea so
they could hear what the Junior class
wanted as far as activities went. So they
worked and toiled over setting a date,
getting a room, hanging up signs, and
sending out memos so everyone would
know about it. The day of the class meet-
ing came and only two people showed
up. Oh, you may laugh, but it really was
quite sad. Because you see, now the of-
ficers have to go on with their own ideas
not knowning if they are what everyone
wants. And the ending of this story is
quite unhappy because these class officers
know there will be complaints from peo-
ple because of that fateful day no one
showed up at the meeting.
MORAL: Don't complain about activities
unless i/ou were at the class meeting..
(So Karen & John — complain awaif!)
Macrobiotics Leader to
Speak in Pliiladelpliia
Michio Kushi, noted author and the
world's foremost authority on the macro-
biotic way of life, will give an introductory
lecture on Saturday, September 28, at 8
P.M. at the Friends Select School. 17th
and Benjamin Franklin Parkway. Admis-
sion is $10. Tickets are available at the
ticket office or in advance through the
East West Foundation, 606 S. 9th Street.
For further information, phone 922-4567.
Mr. Kushi has written several best-
selling books on macrobiotics, including
THE CANCER PREVENTION DIET and
YOUR FACE NEVER LIES: AN INTRO-
DUCTION TO ORIENTAL DIAGNOSIS.
He began his study of macrobiotics with
the movement's founder, George Ohsa-
wa more than 30 years ago and fre-
quently conducts seminars for the
general public and for the medical pro-
fession, both in the United States and
abroad.
PLEASE
NOTICE!!
Because the Flea Market is sched-
uled for Sunday, September 29th, it is
requested that students remove their
cars from the back of the student park-
ing lot (the area nearest the stadium)
no later than midnight, Saturday.
Thank you!
STAFF
Editors- in -Chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian E^henaur
Advertising Edward Wengiyn
Reporters Wendy L. Unger
Leslie Blatt, Bill Rein.
Melanie O'Neill, Jamie Beck. Jim Plisco
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neill
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
' 'See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
The Jewish High
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By Howard Goldenberg
Happy New Year! That's right, it is
now the year 5746, if you follow the Jew-
ish calendar. Rosh Hashanah (literally
meaning "beginning of the year") marks
the Jewish New Year. With this holiday
begins a ten day period of penitence cul-
minating with the holiday of Yom Kippur.
During this ten day period Jews reflect
back on the past year and their Hvvs. and
resolve to lead a better life in the coming
year.
Yom Kippur took place this past
Wednesday (you knew there had to be a
reason for that day off!) Yom Kippur (the
"day of atonement") is a day when Jews
gather in Temple to confess their sins
and ask Gods forgiveness, and to pray to
him asking for a good year ahead. This is .
the holiest day of the year for a Jewish
person. On this day Jews fast (refrain from
eating or drinking). The reason for this
fasting is threefold. First, it is done to ex-
press remorse at having anned in the past
year; secondly, by denying the physical
properties of food and drink the person
can greater appreciate the spiritual fulfill-
ment of prayer. Lastly, that by going hun-
gry for a day, it is learned how terrible
hunger is, and therefore the person will
then try to eliminate hunger and human
suffering. Hashanah Tovah (Happy New
Year) to all.
A- Day Meeting Dates
The following dates have been sched-
uled for A-Day meetings: Mondays at
6:15 in the Student Center; October 14
& 28, November 4 & 18, and December
9.
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by Jamie Beck
Jf SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 28
Football (Ai vs. Susqutihanna 1:30 p.m.
if Soccer (A) vs. Widcrver 1:00 p.m.
BM Hoctey (A) vs. Wffltes 1:00 p.m.
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Men's OroK Country (A) vs. Widener
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Aggies Bury Albright
By John Litzke
After opening day jitters, Walt Kobryznski really settled down. Saturday, Kobryznski
was a cool 1 1 for 14 passing for 14J, yards and three touchdowns as he led the Aggies
over Albright 35-6. The offensive line was a rock as they gave Walt all the time in the
world to throw those seven pointers. Both running backs had outstanding games as
sophomore Jim Wilson had 23 carries for 97 yards and junior fullback Joe Bello had a
game-, team-, career-high 123 yards rushing.
At 10:34 of the first quarter, Kobryznski hit senior tightend Brian Breneman with a 14
yard touchdown pass to cap an eight play drive. Kicker Dave Dallmer missed the extra
point to make it 6-0. Then, at 6:23 of the second quarter, Walt hit Breneman again on
an eight yard strike capping another eight play drive. Dallmer with the extra point made
it 13-0. Following a fumble by Albright and recovered by Del Val on the ensuing kickoff,
sophomore Jim Wilson rumbled in from five yards out and also added a two point con-
version run to make the score 21-0. Then in the third quarter, running back Sean Oliver
made a tremendous catch on a great pass from Kobryznski and scored from 37 yards
out. The Aggies were up 28-0.
Jim Wilson completed the scoring for the Aggies w;*h a three yard touchdown run.
Albright had the only score of the fourth quarter as the game ended with a final score of
35-6. The Aggies compiled 591 yards in total offense and led in every offensive
catagory;
Once again, the defense was a rock as it held Albright scoreless through three
quarters. Senior linebacker Bruce Sweda recorded 12 tackles, recovered a fumble and
intercepted a pass. Senior safety Bob D'Arpa also intercepted a pass and fumble
recoveries were turned in by junior defensive back Steve Clark amd freshman special
teams player Carmen Zaffarana. 1 think defensive end Chuck Heiber and linebacker Jim
Hannon were setting up shop as they practically lived in the Albright backficld.
"1 was pleased with the way we came back after losing to Gettysburg," commented
Coach Wilson. "The team played very well. Our offensive line did a good job opening
holes and giving Walt enough time to set up and find his receivers. Defensively, every-
one did well. We're going to try to build on this kind of performance as we go through
the year." added Wilson. ■ v .
The Aggies will be traveling to Susquehanna to take on the Crusaders at 1:30 on
Saturday. "Our games with Susquehanna are always tough and there is no reason to
think it won't be another battle this week," commented Wilson. Let's make it two in a
row!
Flower Shop Hours
Monday & Tuesday
4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
October 2
Re-open under new management
11:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.
Thursday
10:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.
Friday
12:30 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.
& 3:00 p.m. - 5:30 p.m.
PERSONALS
Ed. — Remember, the 18th is coming
soon! Get to work or else you owe me a
drink. Oh. who is my playmate?? .,
When will we be able to use the Stu-
dent Center doors again? The one door
to the top of the building has been blocked
off with plastic for a couple of weeks and
no signs are posted at the bottom of the
steps, so we have to walk up the steps
only to find that the door is blocked.
How about some signs? Please!
Look out NBl, I'm almost legal'
AGGIE SCOPE
DVC Student Horoscope
for the week of Sept. 28 - Oct. 4
ARIES (3/21-4/19) - Saturday is a
good day to take easy. Start work Sun-
day as you are already falling behind.
Double time mid-week as exams start rol-
ling around!
TAURUS (4/20-5/20) - Time to pick
up where you left off Projects postponed
won't get done. Shift into high gear for
mid-week. Finish projects for a party
time Friday. Otherwise you're left hold-
ing your books.
GEMINI (5/21-6/20) - This is your
weekend to enjoy yourself. Spend time
with someone special. Let problems han-
dle themselves and take the week slow.
Scheduling is your key for a great Friday
CANCER (6/21-7/22) - Saturday
afternoon get up and out. try something
new. Early in the week pay attention to
studies as not everyone can stay happy-
go-lucky forever. Some things take
thought more than luck. Week's end put
your thoughts together.
LEO (7/23-8/22) - Take your time for
careful planning of this week's events.
Spontanious ^rtions are not well received
by everyone. Think before you jump.
Week's end add a little romance.
VIRGO (8/23-9/22) - Enjoy the week-
end as reality hits hard on Monday. Take
problems in stride and talk them out.
Don't look to hard for someone special,
they may be under your nose jump'em.
LIBRA (9/23-10/23) - This starts your
time to party. Keep your head in the
clouds but your feet on the ground. These
exams will be your mid-term grade.
Classes become just as important as social
life come weeks end.
SCORPIO (10/24-11/22) - Romance
is within your grasp this weekend. Just
look in the right places Don't waste
time. Classes are as important as your
new fling. Don't blow either one. Get a
balance between the two.
SAGITTARIUS (11/23-12/21) - Enjoy
the weekend and week as you have the
midas touch. Nothing you do can go
wrong now. But don't trust everything to
luck. Skill goes a long way for Friday's
problems.
CAPRICORN (12/22-1/19) - Prob-
lems form after a perfect weekend. Mon-
day is best forgotten even before it gets
here. Expect thin^ to improve by Wednes-
day. Friday pat yourself on the back. (No
one else will.)
AQUARIUS (1/20-2/19) - Ease
through the weekend, don't push your-
self. Keep a level head eariy week. Mid-
week treat yourself to a small gift and
your weekend will start great.
PISCES (2/20-3/20) - Keep an even
pace through the weekend and the week
will be easy. Go crazy and the reprocus-
sions will last through Friday. Constancy
is the key to a good week.
Aggies Trounce Beaver
By John Litzke
The Beaver kickers were running in
Circles and the Beaver goalies were shell-
shocked. Last Tuesday (9-17), the Ag-
gies destroyed the Beaver "Beavers" 9-2.
The Aggies pelted the Beaver goalies
with 25 shots and nine goals while Aggie
goalies Ed Hennessey and Ray Schilling
held Beaver to two goals on just 12 shots.
The first five minutes of the game
looked like the typical Aggie short, frus-
tration in the goal department. In the
early going, forward Kevin Doherty hit
the crossbar with a head ball and then he
hit the far post with an angle shot. But
then, it began. Alex Simpson scored on
a beautiful 20 yard shot. Doherty scored
the next two goals on penalty kicks. That
was all the scoring in the first half as the
Aggies led in shots on goal 15-9 and in
scoring 3-0. " «' 'V
, The Aggies didn't wait long at the start
of the second half as Rich Berger scored
at the 0:17 second mark followed by
another Kevin Doherty penalty kick. (A
hat-trick on penalty kicks for Kevin.)
* On great hustle. Doug Rumberger
banged one home followed by the first of
Ross Smith's two goals. John McQuade
followed with a nice goal at an angle and
Ross Smith scored his second on a turn-
around boomer. "1 was happy with the
scoring but we still need work on our
passing." commented Coach Simpson.
"Drew is our next opponent and they are
very strong and are proven goal scorers, "
added Simpson. "You've shown you
can score so let's keep it up."
Correction: In Ram Pages 2, it was
reported that fullback- midfielder Gerry
Saul was a freshman. Gerri; is a senior.
Aggies Drop 2 in a Row
by John Litzke
Drew visited us on Sat. (9/21) and
beat us badly 7- 1 with our only goal be-
ing scored by Alex Simpson . The scoring
slump continued, but the Aggie kickers
met their match as MAC power Drew
University dominated the entire game.
Like a jockey hoping to get back on a
winning horse, the Aggies were expect-
ing to get back on the the winning track
as Swarthmore visited DVC on Mon.
(9/23). As a misty rain fell so did the
hopes of the Aggies as the scoring frus-
tration continued in a 1-0 defeat. The
lone Swarthmore goal was scored by the
head of Doug Gramiac on a corner kick.
The Aggie passing was awful. The passes
weren't crisp and it seemed as if each Ag-
gie pass was to a maroon-shirted Swarth-
more kicker. I thought there was too much
playing with the ball, there were too
many Swarthmorians without an Aggie
checking him, and when the whole team
is back on defense you can't generate
much offense on a dump into the offen-
sive zone with two offensive players chas-
ing and with a game total three shots on
net. The Aggies have Muhlenberg on
Wed. and Widener on Sat. Both are
away. 1 hope some improvements are
made.
@
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
On Saturday (9/21) the DVC Runners
raised their MAC record to 2-1 following
victories over Kings College (26-29) and
Wilkes College (22-35). The team also
showed great improvement as only one
minute separated the first four runners.
Leading the way for the Aggies was junior
co-captain Dave Spotts who finished in
second place with a time of 27:45. The
winning time was 27:36 by George Hock-
enbury of Wilkes. The next Aggie runner
was Rob Benner who finished in fourth.
He was followed by Ken McDaid (6) , Al
Krase (8), and John Thomson (10). The
team hopes U> continue its improvement
tomorrow as si comes up against defend-
ing MAC champions Susquehanna. ■-■
FIELD HOCKEY
by Kim Bradshaw
Last Friday the field hockey team lost
to Muhlenberg by a score of 3-1 . The sole
scorer of the team was freshman Dee
Pisauro. Dee skillfully obtained the goal
by scoring off a corner shot. A good job
was done by goalie, Lynne Shumock,
who had 19 saves during the game.
Coach Fichter stated that "as a team the
girls played well for the first game." All
the goals of the game were scored during
the first half and Coach Fichter saw an
improvement in the teams play during
the second half. Upcomming this week,
the girls will be playing tough, as they
have three games. They play Emmaccu-
lata on Tuesday (away). Moravian on
Thursday (home) . and Wilkes on Satur-
day (away) . The girls are hoping for vic-
tories in all three games. Come on out
on Thursday and cheer the girls on!
Riding High in '85
By Melanie O'Neill
The Equestrian Team is back! We
have over seventy people riding this
semester. (Did you know riding is one of
the few sports where men and women
compete equally?)
For the past two years we have been
second only to Rutgers in our region.
This year we hope to go all the way and
beat Rutgers! Other schools we compete
against are Princeton, I. UP.. Penn State,
Bucks County Community College, and
Lehigh. Last year five people from our
team qualified individually to go to Na-
tionals. If our team places first in the
region we can ride there as a team. This
year. Nationals will be held in Virginia.
Our first show will be held October 6
at Briarwood Farm, hosted by Rutgers
University. Delaware Valley is hosting a
show at Milestone on November 10, so
plan to come out and support the team!
The Westem team will ride in the ^ring.
New Computer Club
The first meeting of the Computer
Club will be held September 30 at 7
p.m. in Room A5.
DslkRi^yaimg^siflll®^ (g®flll®^®
Vol. XX, No. 5
Friday. October 4, 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
HOMECOMING
IS COMING!!
LOST TIME
By Bill Rein
There has been a disturbing amount of
wall clocks stolen from the Student Cen-
ter which has led to few replacements,
according to Mr. Decker, administrator
of the Center.
"A total of eleven clocks have been
replaced in the two years and four
months the Student Center has been
open for student use." he said. Three
clocks have gone this semester alone, a
disturbing trend to which Mr. Decker has
combatted by just leaving some rooms
"timeless."
In fact, the stolen clocks situation was
brought to the attention of Ram Pages
when we wondered why we always had
an empty clock receptacle to stare at. in-
stead of a clock. Mr. Decker went on to
explain that we. indeed, did have a clock
in the office at one time! Apparently, it
had been lifted during the first months
after Ram Pages moved in two years ago.
(We had been using a bedside tabletop
clock modified with wire to hang on the
wall clock receptacle. All we wanted was
the time, and it did the job.^ -
Ripping off clocks from your own Stu-
dent Center illustrates the generally sel-
fish attitude of the immature few who in-
convenience everyone. It is only a matter
of time before this, and all other abuse,
ends up costing us both in pride and in
tuition. ... ;
Placement Office
Interviews For the
Week of October 7
Tuesday, October 8
Flower Time, Inc
interviews from 9.(X) am - 4:00 am
American Home Products
interviews from 9:00 am - 4:00 pm
•'
Wednesday, October 9
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens
interviews from 9:00 am - 4:00 pm
Rolling Greens
interviews from 9:00 am - 4:{X) pm
Flower Shop Hours
Monday
10:00 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.
4:10 p.m. — 5:30 p.m.
Tuesday
11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m.
4:10 p.m. — 5:30 p.m.
Wednesday
11:30 a.m. > 5:30 p.m.
Thursday
10:00 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.
Friday
12:30 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.
& 3:00 p.m. — 5:30 p.m.
Calendar Note:
There are no classes on Monday.
October 21. There wlU be classes on
Monday. October 7 (contrary to the
calendar of events some of you may
be following).
John C. Mertz
Dean of Academic Affairs
Tabor Football
By John Litzke
On a perfect day for football, the Tabor
dorm donned layers of clothing and had
a fantastic football game. ("Gloria" didn't
scare us off.) The wind was blowing at a
pleasant 50-60 miles per hour and the
rain was coming down rather hard, but I
don't think we could've asked for a nicer
day. vi.
It was an offensive struggle as the
Tabor Tigers beat the Tabor Tigers 63-35.
All the Taborites who participated had a
great time as did the five or six loyal spec-
tators who came and cheered them on. I
personally didn't know there was that
much pure football talent living at Tabor.
There may not be another game like it; at
least until next week. Anyone or any team
wishing to play Tabor in a game of tackle
may call 345-9704 and when the phone
is answered all you have to say is "WE
WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL" and then
we'll decide whether to hang up on you
or not, . ,
Letter From the Editor
We want your opinion!
How can the social life on campus be
improved? .; ; , . . -
How can we get clubs involved?
What can ICC do?
Our deadline is Monday at 4:(X) — Box
988 — We welcome your response.
PERSONALS
"Will the person who stole the clock
from the Study Hall in Segal Hall please
return it. Thank you. Tutoring Staff.
Will someone please tell me what
RAP. means!
Ed — Thanks for the fun!! Now we are
even!
Gloria Fizzles
By Jamie Beck and Bill Rein
Hurricane Gloria blew up the eastern
seaboard last week, bringing wind and
rain in her path. She stayed mostly at
sea, so only the coasts of the far eastern
states got the brunt of the storm, especi-
ally the New Jersey shore in this area.
Overall, the hurricane was not as bad as
was expected, except for endless rains
which seemed to be the backlog of three
or four months of dry weather. It ac-
counted for only six deaths, mostly auto
accidents, in its path from North Carolina
to New England.
The hurricane resulted in countless
evacuations, school closings, downed
trees, and floods of small steams and
many roads and highways. Even DVC
was shut down.
Students here were well prepared the
night before she came to Doylestown.
There was some mudslidir\g between
Cooke and Barness as some people im-
provised their outdoor activities. When it
rains, there is usually a puddle between
the dorms, but Thursday night a dry grass
plot becanae a small river. Everyone was
outside playing "slip and slide, " and
some people were just thrown into the
lake-sized puddle. It seemed that every-
one really knew they would have off Fri-
day! When the students went to clean up
after their jaunt, grass and mud were left
in the showers (later cleaned up by stu-
dents and janitorial staff) .
Applications Sought For
Senior and Postdoctoral
Research Associateships
The National Research Council an-
nounces the 1986 Resident, Cooperative,
and Postdoctoral Research Associateship
Programs for research in the sciences and
engineering to be conducted in behalf of
25 federal agencies or research institutions,
whose laboratories are located through-
out the United States. The programs pro-
vide Ph.D. scientists and engineers of
unusual promise and ability with oppor-
tunities to perform research on problems
largely of their own choosing yet compa-
tible with the research interests of the
supporting laboratory. Initiated in 1954,
the Associateship Programs have contrib-
uted to the career development of over
4000 scientists ranging from recent Ph.D.
recipients to distinguished senior scientists.
Approximately 350 new full-time Asso-
ciateships will be awarded on a competi-
tive basis in 1986 for research in: chemis-
try, earth and atmospheric sciences; en-
gineering and applied sciences; biological,
health and behavioral sciences; mathe-
matics; space and planetary sciences; and
physics. Most of the programs are open
to both U.S. and non-U. S. nationals, and
to both recent Ph.D. degree recipients
and senior investigators.
Awards are made for one or two years;
senior applicants who have held the doc-
torate at least five years may request
shorter tenure. Stipends for the 1986
program year will begin at $26,350 a year
for recent Ph.D.s and be approximately
higher for senior Associates. A stipend
supplement approximately $5,000 may
be available to regular (not senior) award-
ees holding recognized doctoral degrees
in those disciplines wherein the number
of degrees conferred by US graduate
schools is significantly below the current
demand. In the 1985 program year these
areas have been engineering, computer
science, space-related biomedical science.
Reimbursement is provided for allow-
able relocation costs and for limited pro-
fessional travel during tenure. The host
laboratory provides the Associate with
programmatic assistance including facil-
ities, support services, necessary equip-
ment, and travel necessary for the con-
duct of the approved research program.
Applications to the National Research
Council must be postmarked no later
than January 15, 1986 (April 15 and
August 15, 1986.) Initial awards will be
announced in March and April (July and
November for the two later competitions)
followed by awards to alternates later.
Information on specific research oppor-
tunities and federal laboratories, as well
as application materials, may be obtained
from the Associateship Programs, Office
of Scientific and Engineering Personnel,
JH 608-Dl, National Research Council.
2101 Constitution Avenue, N.W., Wash-
ington. D.C. 20418, (202) 334-2760.
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH l.D.
AGRICULTURE IN
SAUDI ARABIA
Randy Cornell, a 1980 DVC graduate,
will give a slide presentation to the Agron-
omy Club on Wednesday, October 9,
1985 at 7:30 P.M. in the Coffee House,
Student Center, i:
Randy spent two years in Saudi Arabia
as crop supervisor and assistant manager
on one of the most progressive farms in
the country with the mairi crop grown be-
ing wheat. The owner of the farm was His
Royal Highness, Prince Muqrin Bin Ab-
dulaziz, brother of the late King Fahd and
governor of one of the Saudi provinces.
It may be interesting to note that Saudi
Arabia at present raises more wheat thaq
it needs to feed its people. This is in no
little measure due \o Randy and another
Aggie, Mark Goodson, class of 1981.
who at present is doing graduate work at
Penn State.
After completing his two-year assign-
ment in Saudi Arabia, Randy spent over
nine months traveling through China,
Tibet, Thailand, Indonesia, Japan. Korea
and Taiwan to name just the more impor-
tant countries which he visited.
Randy, who wants to further his edu-
cation, is applying to Penn State for grad-.
uate study in the field of International
Agriculture and hopes to join the other
Aggies this coming January.
Students, faculty and members of the
administration are cordially invited to
attend.
Beds Available!
There are male dormitory beds avail-
able on the main campus. If you are inter-
ested please contact the Residence Life
Office at Extension 2269.
^ This Week on ^
^ Campus ^
by Jamie Beck
* SATURDAY. OCTOBER 5 ^
Fcxrtball (H) vs. Mc»avian. 1:30 p.m.
^ Soccer (H) vs. Atai^. 11:00 p.m. ^
% RcU Hockey (A) vs. F D.U. Madfeon. 1:00
^ pm. ■¥•
I Vdley BaB (A) vs. Ursinus. 11:00 a.m.
jjr Men's Cro^ Country and Women's Cn^ J|^
Country (H) vs. Swarthmc^^. Textile and
Pharmacy, 2: 15 p.m. ^
* MONDAY. OCTOBER 7 *
Football N^ht at the pub
)f Soccer (H) vs Ci*sini. 4:00 p.m. ^
FieW Hod^ (H) vs. Gwynedd-Mercy,
M 4:15 p.m. ^
Votev Ball (H) vs. Alvwnla, 7:00 p m
^ TUESDAY. OCTOBER 8 ^
PriiKe in "Pm^ Ri*fi. 8:00 p m. in tt»
AI^
* WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER V *
Volley Bal(A) vs. Widens. 7:00 p.m.
4 FieW Hockey (A) vs. Cabrini. 4:00 p.m. ^
THURSDAY. OCTOBER It
4 DVCs Foott»ll on Cabfe at 7:30 pm ^
"Get set (or home(X}mk>g 'WET
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
VOLLEYBALL ROLLING RIGHT ALONG Aggies Overcome
The Aggie volleyball team is cruising through the MAC and taking no prisoners. With
a two game sweep of F.D.U. and St. Peters this weekend, the volleyballcrs are an in-
credible 8-1 and. like a hurricane, arc picking up speed and power as they go. "The
team is playing very, very well." commented Coach Fox. "Our strength lately has been
the middle hit but I can't stress enough what a team effort this is."
In the first match vs. the first victim, Haverford. the Aggies prevailed winning three
games to one. (15-13. 10-15. 15-6.15-8)! Strong spikes and serves by co-captain Chris
Lefevre were a factor as well as a strong service set put in by Connie Hajioanhou in
game three. The Haverford win was a great team effort, though.
Next the Aggies went an unbelievable 5-0 in the F.D.U. Tournament on September
21, In this double elimination tournament the Aggie victims were Albright (2-1). FDU
(2-0). Muhlenberg (2-0), and Marywood (2-0) in the semi-finals. In the finals they faced
previous victim Muhlenberg and trounced them again, two games to none; as if the
Mules didn't have enough. This raised their record to 6-0.
The Lady Greyhounds of Moravian visited James Work Gym to take on the Aggies in
what would turn out to be their first loss, but their most exciting match thus far. Moravian
won the first two games but in games three and four the outcome would go the Aggies
way. In game three, strong play by Chris Lefevre, Trish Dollarton. Vickie Keener, and a
strong service set by Sharon Chapman sealed the victory for DVC by a score of 15-11
Game four was probably the most exciting game of volleyball I've ever witnessed . Both
teams put on a clinic. The Aggies prevailed 17-15. The whole team played brilliantly
with senior, co-captain Michele Heffner putting away the Greyhounds with the game
winning service. The Aggies would come up short though, as Moravian won the final
game 15-7 and the match three games to two.
The loss was put behind them and it was on to Farleigh-Dickinson where DVC battled
F.D.U. and non-league opponent St. Peters this past weekend. The Aggies increased
their record to 8-1 as they breezed through St. Peters, 2-0 and F.D.U. 3-0. "We didn't
play all that well, but well enough to win." commented Coach Fox
The Lady Aggies are making it a habit of playing shutout volleyball which, I'm sure,
pleases Coach Fox and the students and faculty of Delaware Valley College. If you
havn't been out to see these ladies play, you're denying yourself the chance to see one
of the best volleyball teams in the MAC.
Games this week are Albright (10/1). Wilkes (10/3), and Ursinus (10/5). Both
Wilkes and Ursinus ore away,
collegiate crossword
0l:dward .Julius C-ollegiate CW84-5
ACROSS
1 Mine passage
5 Flower container
9 Former French
colony in Canada
11 finger ot fate
13 Pertorm like a
magnet
14 Legal proceedings
16 Overwhelms
17 Prefix: three
19 Flower part
20 Water cooler need
21 Achilles' murderer
23 Prefix: half
24 Yoke
25 Harbors for yachts
27 room
28 Stretching muscle'
30 Jim Thorpe's school
32 Sandarac tree
34 Pierre's state
(abbr.)
35 Ransom victims
39 Spain and Portugal
43 Peer Gynt's nwther
44 Mailer and Thomas
46 Third most comnon
written word
47 Pointed mining tools
49 Racket
50 Element datum
(abbr.)
51 Open-mouthed
53 Shoshonean
54 boy
55 Withdraw a state-
ment
57 Put into action
59 Boil
60 "Pete and "
61 Member of foriner
show-biz couple
62 Part of many
phones
DOWN
1 Get going (2 wds.)
2 Fixes
3 Lupino and Cantor
4 Twitch
5 Morrow or Wertz
6 Bible book
7 Had winter fun
8 Gretna Green
visitors
9 Bring into harmony
10 Perfume
11 "Our Gang" member,
et al.
12 Tooth part
13 Type of tie
15 Golf shot
18 Early explorer
21 Park
22 Canned fish
25 Actress Erin
26 Quarry units
29 College entrance
exam
31 I like
33 Bypass
35 Mother of Ishmael
36 Indians or oranges
37 Calmed
38 Destroyed (obs.)
40 Deep sea fish
41 Inherent
42 Worship
45 "Take "
48 Binge
50 Bird feathers
52 Food
54 Gudrun's king
56 Antepenultimate
Greek letter
58 "El "
Susquehanna
By John Litzke
The finely tuned army departed at
dUsk and they would not return until
their battle was over and victorious. They
loaded their costumes of battle and all
their necessary ornaments onto transports
and began their trek into the hills. They
knew the opposition would be ready and
waiting for their arrival, but the only thing
on their minds was victory.
A confident Aggie regiment invaded
Susquehanna and conquered the Cru-
saders 27-21 to notch their second win in
a row and raise their record to 2-1 and
2-0 in MAC play.
Important contributions were put in by
a few Aggie soldiers. Fullback Joe Bello
had 21 carries for 98 yards and two touch
downs while halfback Jim Wilson had 23
carries for 1 17 yards and wingback Sean
Cliver had ten carries for 40 yards. Field
General Walt Kobryznski had a fine day
as he was eight for 15 passing for 117
yards and one touchdown along with a
one-yard touchdown plunge and infantry-
man. Brian Breneman had five recep-
tions for 68 yards and one touchdown.
But the most valiant effort was put in by
footsoldier Bob D' Arpa . who intercepted
three enemy passes and just missed a
fourth (which would have set a DVC
record) . Two of D'Arpa's captures set up
Aggie touchdowns and for his effort Bob
was named ECAC Division III South
Defensive Player of the week. •
The Aggies accumulated 41,5 yards in
total offense and had a total of 21 first
downs. The victors played very well.
On the defensive end. the Aggie army
hit all enemy flanks and contained the
Crusaders for the most part. The Aggies
caused two key fumbles. The Aggie defen-
sive unit was dug in in trenches on their
own goal line and recovered a crusader
fumble which saved a score and infantry-
man Bruce Sweda recovered a key fum
ble in the fourth quarter to stop a Crusader
march.
Enemy field General. John Hughes
(Philadelphia, Archbishop Ryan) had a
career 269 yards passing and one touch-
down for the Crusaders.
A key injury was suffered during
,the battle as senior center Eric Protsko
went down with a leg injury and is out
indefinitely.
Now that this battle is over, it is time to
heal the wounds and prepare for the
next opponent.
The Aggies will return home to James
Work Memorial Stadium as they will try
to tame the Greyhounds of Moravian at
1:30.
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Last Saturday the DVC cross country
team saw it's record dip to 2-2 as it felt
the full wrath of defending MAC Cross
Country Champions Susquehanna Uni-
versity. Susquehanna captured the first
six places in trouncing DVC 15-49.
Junior Dave Spotts helped the Aggies
avoid a complete shutout by finishing in
seventh place. A complete shutout occurs
when one team captures the first seven
places Rob Benner and Ken McDaid
were followed by Al Krouse and Jim
Enoch who finished in fifteenth and six-
teenth places. Susquehanna seemed to
run with avengeance as it had a rowdy
homecoming crowd on its side. Tomor-
row, the Aggie Harriers will be running
against Swarthmorc, Philadelphia Tex-
tile. Philadelphia School of Pharmacy,
and Drexel University at halftime of the
football game. Hopefully, the Aggies will
respond to the hometeam crowd and get
back on the winning track.
@
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday. September 21. 1985.
DVC's women cross country team had
an away meet at Kings College. Our
women ran a 2.8-mile course against
Kings College and Wilkes College. Both
teams were defeated by DVC as DVC
scored eight points to Kings' 13. and
eight points to Wilkes' 13. -
Senior Chris Frazer took first place and
set a new course record of 18:45. Con
gratulations Chris! Kings and Wilkes took
second and third respectively with DVC's
Monica Etzweiler 22:0b (fourth) and
Wendy fields 22:29 (fifth) Josely behind.
NexT weekend the giris have off to en-
joy and rest up. Tfieir next meet will be
Home. October 5 against Swarthmore.
Pharmacy, and Textile.
FIELD HOCKEY
by Kim Bradshaw \ -('-.
The field hockey team ran into a streak
of bad luck last week as they lost all three
games. The girls lost to Immaculata 1-0,
to Moravian 2 0. and to Wilkes by a
score of 2-1. Sophomore Jacky Heflick
was the sole scorer of all three games.
Coach Fichter states that she is pleased
with the overall way the team is playing
together and how they never give up. no
matter what the score is. She believes
that the problem is not the teamwork but
that the girls are missing scoring opportu-
nities. The coach is still waiting for a big
game where the scoring will take place
and break the ice for the team. They may
have that chance on Tuesday at Philadel-
phia Teltile or on Saturday at F.D.U.
Madison We wish the girls luck and stay
tough!
NEW BRITAIN INN
"De/ Vols home awoy from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 •DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeaut"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
AdvertistRg Edward Wengryn
Reporters Wendy L. Unger
Leslie Blatt. Bill Rein,
Melanie O'Neill, Jamie Beck, Jim Plisco
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neill
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Zicmer, Mr. O'Brien
' 'See newa In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Friday. October 11. 1985
Highlights
HAVE A FUN
HOMECOMING WEEKEND!
NOTICr Ttu' opinions expri'ss»'d in iinv iiiiliv uliiril .irtii k' il< ) not lU'cessarity reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HOMECOMING
Aggies Come Alive in *85!!!
Homecoming 1985
by ED, Wengryn
As the air begins to chill and the leaves
turn from green to gold, and Aggie's
thoughts turn to home. Not the home of
Mom and Dad. but the home of their
years of coming of age. It is Delaware
Valley College of Science and Agricul-
ture that the Aggie comes home to.
Whether a graduate of DVC or the Na
tional Farm School, the Aggie returns to
see what has gone on while he was
away. The students have changed
(where did the women come from?) ; for
others it is the chance to see the buildings
they called home-to see the home of
their youth, to walk the grounds they
once walked (ginko grove) and to see the
changes made and remember the days
before that building was here or there.
But for most. Homecoming is the chance
to see the people of their youth - the
guys, they went to Ed's Diner with every
Thursday night (now we go to N B.I.).
its the chance to see old friends and
HOMECOMING
Student Store Specials
Half-price Table
Heavy Weight. Green DVC T's - $4 10
Spaghetti Strap Tops — $2.50
Fall Special
First Quality Grey Knit Sweatshirts
and Sweatpants — $800 each
YES!
The store is open Saturday. 10:30 a.m.
— game time, after game — 5:00 p.m.
Grar)d Marshal. Joe Kenr)\^
roc^mmates (you can still hear his snoring
after all these years!) . For the graduate
these are some of the reasons for coming
home; for the student its another matter.
The student of DVC has to prepare
the stage for the return of our illustrious
alumni The students spend the week
working on floats and spirit cars for the
big parade through Doylestown and on
things to sell at the home football game.
Where else do you find an official Del
Val painted pumpkin or fresh apples and
cider, the perfect compliments to an Ag-
gie autumn afternoon? But to the
students. Homecoming is more than a
parade and a chance to sell things. For
your club there is the chance to meet and
talk to Alumni on how they made it after
DVC, what life here was like, and now to
get started on life after DVC. That is
what Homecoming is; the chance of the
old residents to meet the new and trade a
story or three (1 didn't want it to rhyme) .
So Aggies young and old get out there
and go for it. Meet the Aggies past and
present and root for the home team, it
never hurts.
Homecoming Highlights
by Jamie Beck
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11
PEP RALLY! - 7:30 p.m.
This is an annual event held every
year before homecoming. The pep rally
will be held in the Josh Feldstein Cam-
pus Court in front of the Student Center.
Come on out and cheer with the athletes,
cheerleaders, and the band. Get to see
the nominees for Homecoming Queen
and find out which dorm won first prize
at the dorm decorating.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12
HOMECOMING PARADE!
10:00 a.m.
The parade starts from the
Doylestown Shopping Center at 10:00
a.m. Then it continues up Main Street to
the Court House and then turns on West
Court Street to its conclusion at C.B.
West High School.
SPORTS
Men's Women's Cross County (A) vs.
Allentown • - . " ... ' ' .
Women's Field Hockey (A) vs. Drew
Soccer (H) vs. Ursinus at 1 p.m. on Soc-
cer field / .
Football (You Bet!) (H) vs Upsala at
1:30 p.m. in Stadium
HALFTIME ACTIVITIES
Special Band Presentation
Homecoming Queen Coronation
Fall Ball Dance for alumni from 8 p.m. to
midnight in the APR. Please Come!
Homecomirig Queen Candidates.
This Week on
Campus
by Jamie Beck
^ FRIDAY. OCTOBER 11
Homecoming is coming!
^ Green and Gold Day (make sure you
are wearing green and goW cc^ots) .
Pep Rally — 7:30 p.m. in Feldrtein's
^ Court.
Volleyball (A) Dfckerson Tournament
* SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12
Homecoming '85!
M Parade through town — 10 a.m.
"Fall Ball" Alumni Dinner Dance in the
^ Student Center at 8 p.m.
M/W CC (A) vs. Allentown 11 a.m.
^ S (H) vs. Ursinus 1 p.m.
FN (A) vs Drew 11 am
^ Football game vs Upseila at 1:30 p.m.
"Be there or be square!"
^ SUNDAY. OCTOBER 13
"Relax and take tt easy aher the big
homecoming ho-down!"
^ MONDAY, OCTOBER 14
Columbus Day! (Thanks Chris!)
"^ My brothw-in-law, Vic's b-day (a big
33 years)
^ h4onday Night FootbaU in Caesar's
FH (H) vs. Wklener 4 p.m.
■¥- JVFB(A)Lehigh3p.m,
TUESDAY. OCTOBER IS
^ Natk>nal Grouch Day!
This is your day. pouches. Here's to
^ Oscar and Lucy Van Pelt!
Junior Class Pizza Night — 7:30 p.m.
M in cafe
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 16
^ CarKatures — 11 to 1 p.m. In SC k)b-
by — just a doUw each.
^ FH (A) vs. Scranton 3:30 p.m.
S (A) vs. L^3sab 3:30 p.m.
^ THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17
Pub Night aH Caesar's — 9 to 1 am.
^ "Corrw orw, come allT'
V (H) vs. Scrarrton 7 p.m.
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FRIDAY. OCTOBER 18
Mid -semester ends
"Damascus" a band. |:nresented by our
own Chr^ian FeUowship — 7 to 12
midnight in the APR.
S (A) vs. Kings 3 p.m.
SATURDAY. OCTOBER 19
Fan bus to Wktener football game —
bus leaves at 11:30 am from Security.
The ganne vs. Wkiener starts at 1:30
p.m.
FH (A) vs. Montelair 1pm.
V(H) vs. Upsala 1:30 p.m.
M/WCC(A) vs. Drcwllam.
Dance in AF*R from 9 to 1 a.m.
MONDAY. OCTOBER 21
No Classes!
But there are sports
V (A) vs. Swarthmore 6:30 p.m.
JV FB (A) vs. Muhlenburg 3:30 p.m.
TUESDAY. OCTOBER 22
FH (H) vs Albr^ht 4 p.m.
Question for the day: "Are we livii.g in
a material worid?"
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 23
"Ghosrtxaters" in APR — 9 p m
"I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" Go and
watch BiB Murray get ^med. It's the
hafloween treat from your friends at
DVC.
S (A) vs. Scranton 3 p.m.
THURSDAY. (Monday) OCTOBER 24
To the Freshmen of DVC — tto is
one of tfK>M ttili^ that happens, we
get Monday on Thursday. That is a
Mcmday's schedule on a Thursday.
Dc»'t foi^ ^Ksi
0iHem Acrote^ in tfit gym — 8 p.m.
AmtMi Mon^ienwiy Oxinty Honey
Show — 7 p.m. in Bee House
V (A) \«. Muhier^Mirg 7 p.m.
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AGGIE
Scholarship Winners
by E.D. Wengryn
In the past three weeks the Ornamen-
tal Horticulture Department has been
raking in the bucks. Six students have
won over $6,300 in monies; the biggest
group of money came from Rorist Trans-
world Delivery Association (FTD) District
3-B. Five $1,000 scholarships were paid
out to Brad Bewley '87, Deb Pomroy
'87. June Guzikowski '86, Rosemary
Kluth '86, and Edward Wengryn '86.
June also received $300 from the Pen-
na. Florist Association. This group also
gave $1,000 to Leslie Blatt '86. One
other O.H. student, Susan Nard ("A"
Day Chairperson) is receiving an award
from the Liberal Arts Department for a
perfect 4.0 average in Liberal Arts and
June Guzikowski is also receiving a large
scholarship from the Doylestown Nature
Club (Guys, June is now a rich one, but
taken). Congratulations to all of the
scholarship winners; you deserve it.
(To anyone I missed, I'm sorry; write
Box 988 and we will update.)
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vols home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
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WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
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Chem Club Obtains
A.C.S. Membership
On this past Tuesday evening in the
Student Center, Mr. Henry Beck, the
chairman of the Philadelphia Section of
the ACS., presented to the Chemistry
Club President, Mr. Tom Mulligan, and
its Advisor Dr. Joseph Stenson, the Af-
filiate Charter to the American Chemical
Society.
Mr. Beck is associated with the Univer-
sity City Science Center in Philadelphia.
He gave a short talk on what the Science
Center does and then answered ques-
tions from the floor. Drs. Elson, Garrett,
Lugar, Mertz, Orr and Weber were pre-
sent plus the club officers. Bob Charette,
Treasurer, and Veronica Paris, Secre-
tary, and members of the Club. Refresh-
ments followed.
This year's class officers, especially
Maura Fay, Vice President and Tom
Mulligan, President, have done an ex-
ceptional job of bringing the Affiliate
Charter to our College campus. They
have left a mark which we hope will be
continued by the classes that follow.
By the way. the Chem Club has
50/50 tickets on sale at ^ .00 each . You
may purchase them from either, Maura
Fay or Tom Mulligan or any club mem-
ber as well as at the Homecoming
Game. October 12. Take a chance, who
knows, you may be one of the lucky win-
ners of three different prizes.
Personals
Leslie — Is security charging you rent
for that parking space? Get a real car. —
Love. Everyone
Chuck — You seem like a wild kind of
guy. Could you show me sometime how
you tie your shoes?
KM. — The walls have ears.
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Damascus Concert
On October 18 the group Damascus
will be performing in the Student Center
A.P.R. at 7:30 P.M. Damascus is a
group of seven musicians who combine
their appreciation of music with their
Christian love. Their style ranges from
up beat rock to ballads. Damascus formed
in Lancaster in 1982 and this up and
coming group has released nationally its
debut album, "Caught in the Middle."
Tickets for the Friday night concert are
not necessary; donations will be ac-
cepted at the door.
Zoo To Be ADOPTed
On Saturday, October 12. "parents"
in the zoo's ADOPT (Animals Depend
on People Too) program can win a
chance to feed an elephant, a sea lion, or
one of the Zoos large cats as part of the
annual ADOPT Day festivities.
Events taking place between 10 a.m.
and 2 p.m. include the raffle, face-
painting, musical entertainment, perfor-
mances by the Zoo Walk Theater on the
Reptile House lawn, and a noontime
welcoming ceremony. Dedication of the
new 10 foot long, lighted electric display
ADOPT board housed in the Rare Mam-
mal House will be part of the ceremony.
The board is a thank-you to all ADOPT
program contributors.
The feeding raffle, open to all ADOPT
parents, highlights the importance of the
Zoo's seven-year-old program, the sec-
ond largest in the country. Nearly 4.(KK)
"parents" (individuals, groups, corpora
tions, schools) have contributed money
to keep their special animals chomping,
chewing, and gobbling for the year.
Money from the program is used to
pay for the Zoo's annual food bill that
nears a quarter of a million dollars.
Funds provide the 20.000 live crickets,
250 pounds of cabbage, and 300
pounds of carrots that the Zoo's residents
devour yearly.
For more information about how you
can become an ADOPT parent and
compete in the feeding raffle, contact
243-1100. ext. 232.
ATTENTION: Media representatives
are invited to cover the animal feeding
and the rest of the festivities.
DVC's Own Speaker
On Saturday evening. October 12 Mr.
Benner will be speaking at the Wincote
Audobon Society's 18th Annual Nature
Seminar at the College Settlemen Camp
He will be speaking on gardening in the
shade. Direction: 611 South. 50 feet
past PA turnpike entrance. Turn right on
to Maryland Road. Keep to the right.
Commerce Avenue turns into Witmer
Road. You'll see signs.
NEXT ISSUE - OCTOBER 25th
PARENTS' DAY ISSUE
Look Like Summer
Never Ended!
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with Student l.D.
It*s Apple Season
Autumn is in the air at DVC and with it
comes a bountiful harvest of fall apples
from our own orchards The 1985 crop
is especially plentiful as well as delicious.
This is due in part to a good growing
season and to the excellent management
practices implementd by the orchard
manager. Scott Robertello
Some of the juicy apples are turned in-
to delicious cider by the Horticulture?'
Society. Every Thursday evening before**
a home football game the Society can be'>
found not only pressing cider but also
washing and grading apples which will be ,.
on sale at the game The cider and ap-
ples are sold outside the stadium from*-
kickoff until the final whistle blows.
Weekdays cider and apples, along with
other fresh produce from our fields, are
available at the Horticulture building
from 3 - 5 p.m.
Placement Office
Interviews For the
Week of October 14
Tuesday, October 15
Terminix Internati jnal
interviews from 9;()0 am 4:00 pm
Friday, October 18
Foliage Plant Systems
interviews from 9. (X) am - 4.00 pm
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
NEEDS HELP
The Placement Office is developing
a list of students who can make
themselves available for one day part-
time employment such as: raking
leaves, waitressing or bartending for
parties in private homes, repairing
fence posts, and many other one day
type jobs.
ALL INTERESTED STUDENTS.
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DVC WHIPS MORAVIAN
by John Litzke
The field on Saturday looked most ap-
propriate for pigs, wrestling or tractor
pulls, but there was a football game in-
stead. Playing on a field with such slick
and muddy conditions had to be a lot of
fun. But a muddy field can also cause in
juries One in particular which was not a
result of a muddy field occurred at 7:41
of the 2nd quarter. Quarterback Walt
Kobryznski bootlegged up the middle
and was hit Walt laid very still and he. in
turn, had to be carried from the field and
taken to the hospital, for a serious neck
injury was feared. But his visit to the
hospital turned out to be only precau-
tionary as Walt returned to play at 4:51
of the .3rd quarter. I'm glad it wasn't
serious
In a day highlighed by the Aggie
defense and the mistake prone Grey-
hounds of Moravian (11 penalties for 74
yards and four turnovers) the Aggies
outscored the Greyhounds 27-18 in an
inter league contest.
Moravian began the scoring on a
beautiful 57-yard touchdown pass play
from Scott Rhinehart to James Lasko
The extra point was missed and the score
was 6-0 Soon after Moravian would
start to crumble. Bob D'Arpa intercepted
a pass in the opening minutes of the 2nd
quarter (5th of the year, he would later
get his 6th) and returned it 17 yards to
the Moravian 6 Two plays later. Jimmy
Wilson strutted into the endzone and
Dave Dallmer added the PAT and the
Aggies were up 7-6. On Moravian's
following series defensive back Steve
Clark intercepted a Frank Godshaw pass
and returned it down the sideline 26
yards to the Moravian 1. The Aggies
answered quickly as Jim Wilson dove in
from 1 yard for his second touchdown
and a 14-6 score. Then, on the ensuing
kickoff. kickoff returner Mark Masessa of
Men's Cross Country
On Saturday the DVC Cross Country
Team raced against Drexel University.
Swarthmore and Philadelphia Pharmacy
at half time of the football game. The
Harriers came away with one victory
over Pharmacy. 15-5(). but lost to Drex-
el. 2134. and Swarthmore. 23-36. This
dropped the team's record to 3-4 (2-3
MAC). Leading the way for DVC was
sophomore Rob Benner who dipped
Moravian was hit by a truck named Rick
Simononis. the ball popped into the air
and was grabbed by Steve Clark and he
returned it. once again, to the Moravian
1. Jim Wilson was called on again and
he took it in from 1-yard for his third
touchdown and a 21-6 score. In a span
of 3 minutes, the Aggies scored all the
points they would need for victory.
But. the Aggies weren't through yet.
On a show of pure speed and quickness,
Sean Cliver took the opening 2nd half
kickoff and bolted 95 yards for a
touchdown and a new DVC record to
make the score 27-6. Moravian would
score two more times on a one-yard run
by the MAC's leading rusher. Jim
Joseph and on a 15-yard pass play from
Godshaw to Dale Houser The PAT's
were missed on both scores to make the
final 27-18.
Offensively, there wasn't much to talk
about. Jim Wilson had 30 carries for 79
yards and 3 touchdowns while Joe Bello
had 17 carries for 21 yards. In passing.
Walt Kobryznski was 2 for 7 for 19 yards
and 1 interception while freshman Rod
Kwaitkowski was for 3. I think the lack
of offense had a lot to do with the
swamp-like conditions on the field.
. That "rock" known as the defense
ckme through again The defense and
special teams set up (and in one case
scored) all four touchdowns, intercepted
Moravian three times and recovered a
fumble and held Moravian to just 16 net
yards rushing (248 passing on 38 at-
tempts) . "They (the defense) played very
well. " commented Coach Al Wilson.
"We knew we had to have that kind of
game with the field conditions what they
were. That's a team effort out there
though, there isn't an offense, there isn't
a defense, its a team." concluded
Wilson .
Now that the mud bath is over it's time
to look ahead to Homecoming and the
Vikings of Upsala on Saturday at 1:30.
below the elusive 30 minute barrier on
the hilly 5.4 mile course. Benner's time
was 29:29. The winning time was turned
in by Kirk Swenson of Swarthmore who
ran 28:51. Clocking in second for DVC
was Dave Spotts who ran 29:39 and in
seventh place. The only Aggie to dip
below 30 minutes was senior Ken
McDaid who ran 29:56 and finished
tenth. Tomorrow the Aggies are com-
peting in the Allentown Invitational.
Sports Galore
by John Litzke
When the leaves begin changing to
show us that autumn is here, Profes-
sional, College and High School sports
begin to really heat up.
High School football in the Phila-
delphia and Bux-Mont areas is under
way as is high school soccer. Right here
in "Aggie country" there is a variety of
spectator sports to choose from . All over
the U.S.A. Division I football is attracting
hundreds of thousands and the NCAA
season is well under way.
Professional Hockey begins next week
and the NBA begins its season October
26. The NFL is five games old. but I
think, for now at least, this all takes a
back seat to the fall classic. The Major
League Baseball Divisional playoffs
begin Tuesday as the St. Louis Cardinals
battle the Los Angeles Dodgers (Game I
in St. Louis) and the Toronto Blue Jays
take on the Kansas City Royals in Toron-
to. What a season, though! Who would
ever imagine that three of the four races
would be decided on the final day of
play? That's all for now. and by the way.
watch out for those Toronto Blue Jays.
Aggies Cleaning
"MA.C. House"
by John Litzke
The Aggies continue to sweep through
the M.A.C. at a remarkable rate.
On October 1, Albright visited James
Work Gym to face the lady Aggies. The
first game was all Aggies as they had an
easy 15-6 win In game two. the Aggies
were anchored by good team work and a
nice service set by Vicki Keener. A
powerful spike by Trish Dollarton changed
the serve at 12-7 and the Aggies went on
to win game two by a score of 15-7.
Game three was a tougher game as
Albright tried to avoid a sweep. Co-
Captain Chris Lefevre had some nice
blocks and Michele Heffner and Vicki
Keener controlled the middle hit as the
Aggies fought off a late surge by Albright
to win 15-11 and sweep the match.
The next two matches were away, but
the sweep continued. The Aggies breezed
through Wilkes 3-0 and swept Ursinus in
45 minutes for another 3-0 victory. Dur-
ing the Ursinus match, the Aggies found
some time to practice some new spiking
techniques which should make them
even more powerful.
This week's victims. I mean opponents,
include Alvernia (11/7). Widener (11/9),
and a two day tournament at Dickinson
on Friday and Saturday.
From Under The
Sports Editors' Desk
If anyone would like to cover a sport
that you feel isn't getting the coverage it
deserves, please let me know. I'd like to
introduce some intramural sports and
some local high school football scores in-
to the paper. If there are any ideas, let
me know.
John Litzke
Sports Editor
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Aggtes Fall On Bad Times
By John Litzke
The Aggie kickers have fallen on some
hard times as they have dropped eight of
their first nine games. The Aggies have
stayed close in most of their games but
just haven't been able to capitalize on
their opportunities.
/I The Aggies visited Muhlenburg and
were outscored 5-0 back on September
25. The Aggie hooters visited Widener
on Saturday the 28th and gave them a
battle. Widener took a 2-0 lead early on,
but DVC surged back to fte it at half on
goals by Bill Van Nostrand and Rick
Hallowell. Van Nostrand, who began the
season with strong play at fullback, has
been moved to the line and is now a real
scoring threat. Alex Simpson put the Ag-
gies up 3-2 on a nice effort. But.
Widener would come back to tie it late in
the game and send it into overtime. The
Aggies would come up on the short end
as Widener scored in the overtime to win
4-3.
The Aggies came up on the short end
against Spring Garden and were felled
by Albright on Saturday 5-0. Both teams
finished the game with 12 shots. DVC
had the advantage in corner kicks 6-4
and Aggie goalie Ray Schilling had six
saves in the losing effort.
FIELD HOCKEY
by Kim Bradshaw
Last Saturday the field hockey team
lost to Philadelphia College of Textile with
a score of 2-1. The girls played an ex-
cellent game and coach Ficter was really
pleased with the team. The game went in-
to triple overtime with a tie score up until
the last ten minutes of overtime. The
scorer of the game was Kathy Renaud,
who scored in the first half of the game.
The coach felt that Beth Karr played her
best defensive game, but all in all the team
totally dominated the game and stayed
together throughout the duration of the
long 100 minute game. The team plays
Drew on Saturday (Away) . We wish them
the best of luck. The girls also wish Mela-
nie Cassidy a fast get well. Melanie plays
the right inner position on the team, and
is a key player who had to be replaced.
Where Is It On Campus?
Ansvoer Next Week
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Your Attention Please!
DVC Band and Chorale will be
selling cookbooks at the Home-
coming football game on Saturday.
October 12. The cost is only $6.00
and the recipes are compiled from
DVC students, faculty, and rela-
tives. ALSO: Delaware Valley Col-
lege is hosting the Pennsylvania
Collegiate Choral Festival Concert
which will be held in the Student
Center Auditorium on Saturday.
November 2. This is a first in DVC
history and the Chorale would ap-
preciate lots of support. Tickets for
this event will also be on sale for
$3.00 as well as the cookbooks.
AGGIE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
for the week of October 12-18
Aries (3/21-4/19) - Spend the week-
end enjoying yourself you've earned it,
no presidence set but life goes on. Early
week is cruise city, problems for the
week's end.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Study time is
over time to blow off steam. Take it easy
early week don't waste time on projects
you can't get done. Focus on what's im-
portant, end of the week brings just
rewards.
Gemini (5/21 -6/20) - A busy week-
end is ahead of you so much so it will
take till Tuesday to straighten things out.
Mid-week falls together. Friday take
preparation, be ready for anything.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) - The weekend
sets the pace for the week ahead. A busy
weekend and a busy week — pace your-
self for best results. Rest time is a long
way off.
Leo (7/23-8/22) - Enjoy the time of
recreation this weekend. Events at this
time are few and far apart — enjoy the
little things in life. The week is better than
expected, little surprises are right around
the corner.
Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Opportunity
knocks once in a blue moon — this is
your blue moon, take chances that come
by. Something special will come by and
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Agronomy Department
Hosting Annual PFGC Forage
Conference
On Wednesday Otober 9, 1985 the
Pennsylvania Forage and Grassland
Council (PFGC) Board of Directors
meeting was held at DVC . The PFGC is
involved in promoting production of
quality forage crops throughout Pennsyl-
vania. The Board consists of farmers,
educators, researchers, and industry
members. The Agronomy Department is
hosting the annual PFGC Forage Con-
ference which will be held November 26,
1985 at DVC. The Board members will
have toured our facilities and farms on
October 9th.
STUDENT POLL
For the past couple of weeks music
has been played in the cafeteria. It is
sometimes loud, sometimes not, but it is
always the same station. How do you feel
about it ... ? Write the newspaper at
P.O. Box 988. The consensus will be
printed in a future issue.
it's up to you to know what to do.
Libra (9/23- 10/23) - The swing from
grades to fun starts its return and fun
begins. Just remember not to let things
get carried away . What you learn will be
needed later. Don't forget it.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - Spend time
on the important things this weekend,
you know — love, life, and happiness.
Studies are important mid-week. Pay at-
tention and things will be easier later on .
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - Be the
best you could be and no one can stop
you in what you can do. The weekend is
great for trying something different. The
week is easy to handle — don't let jerks
get you down.
Capricorn (12/22- 1/19) - Life finally
begins to improve for you, don't worry
about the left-over problems, they will dis-
appear fast. Just don't let the past be for-
gotten or the problems will happen
again.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - Another
great weekend on your board — an old
friend makes your day. Monday's prob-
lems start; everything straightens out
mid-week. Friday is a chance to put it all
behind.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Everything is
not as you plan, but don't let it get you
down. Resume being yourself and nothing
will go astray for good. Early week is
slow going, look for pick up to come
week's end.
Homecomirtg Theme
REACHES OUT
by A Hoopy Frood
The theme for Homecoming '85 is
"Reach Out to the World." Worldwide,
several programs have been formed with-
in the past two years to make known the
fact that problems such as hunger do
exist.
Several countries on our beloved earth
are not as fortunate as our United States
in being able to have all the food and
clothes that our selfish bodies demand.
Therefore, the realization of this factor
should compel us selfish ones to help out
the less fortunate by doing things such as
buying that "We are the World" album,
contributing to the "Live Aid" fund, and
so forth.
Those people who stay up all night
Friday constructing spirit cars and floats,
the athletes participating in games, and
everyone else who supports the entire
Homecoming effort, are the ones reach-
ing out to support DVC spirit as well as
makir^ the point that we all should reach
out and help someone less fortunate.
Meet Mrs. Metcalf
by C. Bunny Rabbit
There is a new face on campus which
possesses an exuberant, bright, and
cheery smile. It belongs to Mrs. Metcalf.
our new band director (and her office is
in the Alumni House. Please visit her; it
gets awfully lonely out there.) She has
lived in the Philadelphia area and Wash-
ington. DC. all her life and has a husband
and three lovely daughters.
Mrs. Metcalf obtained her Bachelor
Degree in music education and art at the
Philadelphia Musical Academy, known
now as the Philadelphia College of the
Performing Arts. The clarinet is her
specialty, but she also can play the flute,
bassoon, saxophone, and some piano as
well.
Our new band director is pleased with
the good attitude of the students that she
has the pleasure of working with through
the band program. She would like to see
DVC's band become a larger organization
through more participation by students
and faculty.
Campus Enrollment
by W.L.
For those who have been curious the
final statistics on enrollment have been
completed. As of September 20, a grand
total of 1422 students have been enrolled
at our alma mater, with 304 of these be-
ing continuing education students. The
overall ratio of men to women students is
(a drum roll, please) approximately 2:1
(how about that!) .
Let's look at the official class
breakdown . For those of you upperclass
men who have been exclaiming, "Oh,
my! The Freshman class is so huge!" You
are absolutely right. The class of '89
boasts a whopping number of 363 stu-
dents; 268 males and 95 females. The
class of '86 however, is the minority of
the crowd, containing a total of 226
"studious" pupils.
That's about it. Whom do we owe
thanks to for these statistics? Mr. Larsson,
our registrar, who suffered long hours of
pain and grief, tracking down unaccounted
for students and compiling all the tedious
numbers himself. Thanks very much!
Do You Know Your Campus?
by Jerry Robbins
Did you know that the Ida M. Block
Memorial Chapel, which was built in
1899 has been moved twice? Although it
has been in the same general area, it was
moved so that the Mandeli and AG build-
ings could be constructed on thei! present
sites.
This article was onginally printed in the
December 12. 1980 edition.. , *
Notice ^^ -
The Christian Fellowship has meetings
every Friday night from 7 :(X) to 9:30 in
the Student Center Music Room. All are
welcome. Friday. October 11th speaker
is Dr. Keller; the topic is Spiritual
Renewal.
NOTICE
The time to send in money for the Phil-
adelphia Orchestra Senior Student Series
has been extended to October 18th. The
price is now $10.00. So, send your
checks payable to DVC and mail them
into Toni at P.O. Box 450.
United Parcel Service
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Immediate openings for permanent
Part Time Employment
$8.00 per hour
Apply in person at the Pennsylvania State Job Service Office
located at 471 East County Line Road, Hatboro, PA 19040,
between 9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M. — Monday through Friday
Applications are being accepted for
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein. Wendy L. Unger
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neil
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
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write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XX. No. 7 A
Friday. October 25. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
PARENT'S
DAY!
STUDENTS
Welcome Mom & Dad!
by ED. Wengryn
For weeks now you've been postpon-
ing cleaning your room. No more! Satur-
day is Parent's Day, and this year Mom
and Dad are not going to see your room
as it is all the time (a mess) .
V Start with your laundry. If nothing
€lsc. Mom is not going to see you in
wrinkled, dirty clothing (yes. it's time to
show her you are an independent per-
son). You then proceed down the hall to
fight with the guy who hogs the vacuum
■cleaner, who borrowed it from the guy
next to him (and this guy got it from his
girlfriend's roommate over in Berk).
After borrowing and using the vacuum
it's time to turn to your desk (ha. the job
you saved for last!). It's worse than you
thought: you find those things you
thought you lost long ago at the start of
the semester, and then decide to mis-
place them somewhere else. But where?
The closets, drawers — every available
liook and cranny is full of trash (time to
'clean them out. too). Save the good
jstuff! It's party time when all the Spic 'n
\;ISpan is down the drain.
Its Saturday morning. You wake up
— quick get ready to meet them — uh
oh. a knock on the door. Just as they
knock, you remember (horrors!) your
bed isn't made. Too late. Welcome Mom
and Dad. and make a few excuses.
They II never notice, especially after you
take them around for the festivities.
WHAT, NO FIGHT?
^y H D Wengryn
For the third straight year Barness Hall
^ponsoreni its Annual Fall Ball. This year
tln'r«' was definitely something missing.
tluTf was no knock clown, drag out fight.
I was surprised. The dance was great and
I had a great titrie. Evervone looked
great in their Fall Ball shirts Enough for
the greats The DJ was ok; the beer was
the pits If you ever forgot why vou don't
like beer, this was a reminder. I'm not
saying it was skunky, but! Anyway. I and
my sexy dressed ladies could not wait to
hit the dance floor. Boy did we dance —
fast, slow and whatever came in between
Around midnight I realized 1 haven't had
a good night's sleep in days (float build-
ing lag) My feet were sore, my legs were
sore, my eyes were sore. I was so sore I
decided to call it a night. Three songs
later I finally died, so I left. So if there
was a fight and I missed it. it was my own
fault. But better rested for it.
SPECIAL PARENTS DAY
SCHEDULE - OCTOBER 26
9:00 a.m.-l 1:30 a.m.
PARENTS' RECEPTION in the Stu-
dent Center All- Purpose Room (coffee
and donuts). During this time period,
members of our faculty and administra-
tion will be available to meet parents.
They are anxious not only to meet you,
but to answer any questions you might
have about our programs. It is recom-
mended that parents ascertain the names
of their son's/daughter's teachers prior to
arrival.
11:30 a.m.-l:00 p.m.
PRE-GAME LUNCHEON in the Stu-
dent Center All-Purpose AND Dining
Hall.
Homecoming Queen Linda Bailey;
(center) and first runner-up Anita
Christman (right) and second runner-
up Terri Metzler.
HOMECOMING PARADE
by E.D. Wengryn
It was a crisp, clear October Saturday,
and on the campus of DVC the floats and
spirit cars lined up for their drive to the start
of the parade at the Doylestown Shopping
Center. All the waiting waS for the Roral
Society who had a flat on their float. Once
fixed. everv,'one progressed onward. At
about 9:35 the parade started. Grand Mar-
shal Joe Kenny leading the way, the Band
and Homecoming Queens behind. Con-
gratulations to the winners. Queen Linda
and runner-ups Anita and Terri. The
parade was much like any other — the
floats and spirit cars all exhibiting some
aspect of the theme "Reach Out to the
World." For this reporter, watching the
parade was out of the question. Participa-
tion is the key to successful parading, and
while riding with my escort I was able to
enjoy the parade the way I've done for
four years. By looking out at the people
watching, it's a great feeling going down a
road and waving to the people and them
waving back. It's great.
Before you know it you're half way
through and at the judging stand, hoping
the float stays together just a little bit longer.
As you ride in the parade one looks for
familiar faces, teachers, all too few, only
enough to count on one hand (and we
wonder about school spirit) . The staff did a
better job (those librarians have yet to miss
a parade) . Even the Postal Representative
was there. Anyway, the parade, like all
things, must come to an end (not too soon
— my waving arm was getting tired!) . So
you sink into your borrowed '86 converti-
ble or 'T' top and head back to the dealer.
Another parade gone by.
• FLOAT WINNERS •
1st Place - Biology Club; 2nd Place -
Block & Bridle; 3rd Place - Dairy Society.
• SPIRIT CAR WINNERS •
1st Place - Equestrian Club; 2nd Place -
Alpha Phi Omega; 3rd Place - Business
Club.
12:00 noon
FIELD HOCKEY vs. Lycoming
SOCCER vs. Lycoming
1:30 p.m.
FOOTBALL vs. Juniata
2:15 p.m.
MEN'S & WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY vs. Albright
4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.
VICTORY CELEBRATION (of course!)
in the Student Center All-Purpose Room
for parents, students, faculty and admin-
istration — sponsored by the students
(wine and cheese) .
5:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.
DINNER. Parents may purchase din-
ner in the David Levin Dining Hall on a
cash basis ($4.85/person).
How About It?
For those of you who pack your bags
on Friday and don't return until Sunday
evening, I have a weekend proposition
for you here at DVC.
For starters, all of you will get a chance
to visit with your parents tomorrow, so
why not stay here next weekend. On
Thursday evening, October 31st, it's
Halloween. I am sure you already know
how to enjoy a Halloween night at the
college level. The doors of Caesar's will
be open for those of you with costumes.
For those of you without costumes —
BAH-HUMBUG!
On Friday evening, the first anniver-
sary of Caesar's opens at 7:30 p.m. for
the 165 members of the Pennsylvania
Collegiate Chorus and anyone who
would like to join them. Caesar's will re-
main open until 1 a.m. for those who like
to make the late show.
On Saturday, the football team is go-
ing to defeat Lebanon Valley on the
home turf. This is the last home game of
the 1985 season and I'm sure they
would appreciate your support.
As Time Goes By . . .
It's October. The sights and scents of
fall linger in the air and another Home-
coming has come and gone at DVC. Fri-
day afternoon arrives and the feelings of
anticipation and delight occupy the spirits
of those who are a part of the Home-
coming concepts. It's finally time for the
Pep Rally as the crowd gathers around
the site of announcements. The cheer-
leaders are loud anci chipper as they
boast their school spirit. Yes, of course,
Bruno has returned for another Home-
coming affair to show his pride for our
alma mater. After the athletics are an-
nounced, the crowd waits intensely for
the final verdict — who will be this year's
Homecoming Queen? Well, the Pep
Rally's over and now it's time to get
down to serious business. There are
floats and spirit cars to be constructed,
friends, alumni and companions to greet
upon their arrival, and social gatherings
to assemble. Saturday morning arrives
quickly and the campus awakens to a
crawl, slowly building to a fast jog as final
preparations for the parade are made.
Queen candidates and their escorts
beautify themselves and workers are
rudely awoken to make sure the final
touches are put on parade paraphernalia
in hopes of taking first prize. The proces-
sion through Doylestown is enjoyed by
all. Time for a quick lunch break and
then it's off to the football game. The
crowd inside and outside the stadium
festively cheers the Aggies on and ex-
changes memories all while making new
ones. Saturday night is the time to cele-
brate a wonderful weekend and say the
final goodbyes to those who won't be
seen until next year's Homecoming.
Sunday morning arrives and wonder ap-
pears in the minds of all who can't seem
to figure out where Friday and Saturday
have slipped off to. At first, one may
think, "I'm never doing that again!" But
after contemplating the entire weekend's
events and the gcxxl times and memo-
ries incorporated, one may turn around
and say, "I can hardly wait until next
year's Homecoming arrives!"
On Saturday evening at 7:30 p.m. the
Pennsylvania Collegiate Chorus Festival
Concert will be held in the Student
Center Auditorium. Admission for stu-
dents is FREE.
The P. CCA. Festival is an annual
event which is held at a different college
or university each year. This year we
have been chosen to host this prestigious
event. For three days, 165 students from
colleges and universities across Pennsyl-
vania will be in the Auditorium practicing
thirteen songs in preparation for Satur-
day's performance. The rehearsals will
be open at all times for those who care to
lend an ear. On Thursday and Friday all
165 of us will be enjoying DVC's fine
cuisine as you enjoy 5cme strange new
faces.
To close out the weekend, needless to
say, Sunday is a day of R&R.
Right here at DVC you can stay for the
weekend, have fun with your friends and
enjoy the cffcHts of fellow college students.
How is that for a realistic proposition?
See you next weekend!
Steven Cissel
Chairman
PC.C.A. Festival '85
The Biology; Club's first place float.
him IVeefc on
Campus
Jamie Bedc
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"What is %htA big thing on your face?
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(For fcif^r mformatkm cm Parent's Day,
* check oyt the specid «^^m^t& calendar!) ^■
SUNDAY, M:T0BER 17
* Field Hockey MAC's *
MOTHER-IN-LAW'S DAY! To all you
^ Mother- in-Law's and Mother- in- Law's ^
to be. have a nice day'
* MONDAY. OCTOBOt » *
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^ classes wt for spring Mim^. ^
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* TUESDAY. OCTOB» »
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. . . prepare to meet "The Ultimate Challenge**!
November 20, 1985
All-Purpose Room
Blood Donation sign-ups will be available soon.)
Dear Editors
Dear EdlttHts,
In response to your student poll con-
cerning music in the cafeteria, 1 feel you
should consider some of the facts. The
music you hear in the cafe is broadcast
over DVC's own electric lines. When a
DJ isn't in our station, another station is
rebroadcast over our lines to keep out
dead air time. There is something on our
frequency at all times. We still have open
air time because we are in the process of
training DJ's. In the cafe, WCAU (98 on
FM) has been playing. Mr. Decker has
set the tuner there. Because everyone
who eats in the cafe has to listen to the
music, a more "middle of the road" sta-
tion was picked, hopefully to please
everyone.
Referring to the comment that the
music is sometimes loud, sometimes not,
a slight technical diffttulty in the process
of being repaired.
It is good to see that people are res-
ponding to music in the cafe. We should
soon have all problems remedied so that
the music is coming through loud and
clear. And soon we should have one of
our own student DJ's broadcasting dur-
ing every meal and playing a variety of
music styles for you.
Sincerely,
Curt Wengert
President
WDVC College Radio Station
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
1 am a commuter and I have a com-
plaint to make. WHY IS THE OCTOBER
CALENDAR NOT IN RAM PAGES?
I personally do not care if it's in Ram
Pages or not but if you put them in the
Cafe you should ALSO put them in the
Student Center. As a commuter I feel it is
of more value to commuters than resi-
dents because we would have to plan to
come to school for these things.
I like to be involved in things on cam-
pus like going to movies, parties, etc.
How am 1 to get involved with people
and activities on campus if we do not
have a calendar?
I am a senior and luckily, I have friends
on campus who tell me these things
(movies, etc.), but most commuters do
not. These commuters, or should I say
fellow paying students, would also like to
get involved. Please fix this situation.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Douglas L. Simon
Business Administration '86
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
The calendar will return to Ram Pages
next month thanks to Student Govern-
ment. Yes, we are just as happy as you
are. We regret the inconvenience of the
absence of last month's calendar.
Sincerelif,
Co-editors-inchief
John Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Red Cross
Volunteers Needed
If you're a young person in college or
just out of high school, you probably
already know the job market is competi-
tive. Employers want someone with ex-
perience but are rarely willing to be the
first one to hire you. Does this mean you
are locked out of your chosen field? If
you are still In high school, have you
considered a strategy for career success?
At the Red Cross, you will be given the
chance to show prospective employers
that you held a responsible position in a
major organization, according to Polly
Raday, Director of the Office of Volun-
teers. "If you are planning on attending
college, a volunteer internship with the
Red Cross will be an impressive addition
to your application conveying your initia-
tive and maturity," Mrs. Raday said add-
ing that college students can strengthen
their resumes while often receiving course
credit.
As a volunteer, students can gain ex-
perience in health education, manage-
ment, and public relations. "For example."
said Mrs. Raday. "health service instruc-
tors learn valuable leadership and teach-
ing skills. If you're interested in social
work or fund raising, we can also find a
place for you that fits your interests,
needs, and time commitment."
"Young people who have had a Red
Cross volunteer experience leave us with
a sizable career advantage. It is an excel
lent opportunity to learn important skills
in a professional environment." she said.
The Red Cross is actively recruiting
students for volunteer positions that will
meet almost everyone's requirements.
For more information on becoming a
Red Cross volunteer, contact 299-4068
or your local Red Cross branch office.
Personals
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OBSCURE & STUPID FACTS
No One Really Cares About
An unusual small frog is native to the
Amazon basin and the island of Trinidad,
Its tadpole form is more than three times
as large as the adult frog. Its logical — if
clumsy — name is the paradoxical frog.
(Jim Spencer)
If you are ever lost in the woods, here
are two tree tips that may help. First. "H"
stands for hardwood and for heat. Se-
cond. "S" stands for softwood and for
signal. Burn hardwoods, such as oak
and hickory, to keep warm; light soft-
woods, such as pine or fir. for a signal fire
because they give off more light. (John
T. Bovifont II)
(Something for the freshmen Biology
students) Salt water fishermen are familiar
with an eerie light in the water at night,
called Noctilica. meaning night light. It is
caused by billions of one-celled creatures
which become luminescent when stimu-
lated. (Condensed from magazines or
books)
Whitetail deer stay and live within a
one-square mile radius their whole life?
The Canadian goose mates for life?
Beavers always keep growing until their
death at 12 to 19 years of age? (David R.
Frazier)
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October 31st to November 2nd
175 Voice Chorus Concert
Saturday, November 2nd
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Admission — $3.00
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With the Financial Support
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Gleaner 1986
Delaware Valley College is prepared
to make Gleaner of 1986 an issue to
remember as we discover a treasure chest
of hidden talent.
Gleaner is an annual literary magazine,
comprised of poetry, short stories, essays,
art work, and photography done by the
student and staff members of DVC.
• If you feel you have talent in any of
these areas, don't hesitate to submit
your works for our 1986 publications.
• All original submissions will be con
sidered by Gleaner staff members.
• You will receive all original work back
in the same condition it was submitted.
• There will be someone to take any sub-
missions you may have every Monday
afternoon at Gleaner Station/Publica-
tions Room in the Student Center from
4:{X) to 6:00 p.m. beginning Novem
ber 4th.
• If you wish to remain anonymous, it
can be done. But Gleaner editors must
know your name for varification of
originality and prevention of perjury
since it is a legitimate publication.
If you would like to be a member of
Gleaner staff, please visit Gleaner Station
on Monday afternoons, or drop your
name and box number to Box 955.
Gleaner, and we'll get back to you. So
go home and dig up all the hidden talents
in your treasure chest.
Study Hall
Gets A New Look
Thi" Study Hall located on the lower
Irvcl of St^gnl Hall was recently painted
hv flu' stiKicnt tutors in their spare time.
Cioni' fMV the orange pipes, dirty brown
door, .ind dingy appearance. The walls
.\m\ pipt's have been painted a bright off-;
white nnd a sparkling gray added to the
floor Tfie atmosphere is much brighter
and certainly more conducive to studying
A special thanks goes to Tom Makow
ski for his efforts in changing the appear-
ance of the room.
The Stutiy Hall is open Monday through
Thursday. 12:M)-2:M). and 4:15-10:(K)
p.m. and is monitored hv Student Tutors.
AG-TECHNIQUES
A New Resource
Discovered at Del Val
by Cherie Day & John Schiffer
The Ay Business class led by John
Schiffer and the famous Dr. Avery dis-
covered the media center located behind
the David Levin dining hall.
The stucients were amazed of the equip-
ment at their disposal. Mrs. Davidson,
media sp*;cialist and manager of Eisner
hall was very receptive upon the class'
arrival on Wednesday, September 18.
1985. Mrs Davidson informed us and
supplied us with the opportunity for
hands on experience of preparing things
such as transparencies, lamanations.
reductions, enlargements, slides, how to
use the letter machine, and other helpful
visual aids.
Now that the media center has been
unvailed other Del Val students are learn-
ing the secret of the media center
CLUB NEWS
Chemistry Club
On Saturday, October 12, the Chem-
istry Club held its annual Homecoming
barbeque for alumni and undergraduate
chem majors. It was a beautiful fall day,
and the picnic grove was picturesque
with its fall foliage. The culmination of
the day was the drawing of the 50/50
winners. The club sold $120.00 in tick-
ets. The first prize winner: Mrs. Phyllis
Stille; second prize winner: BobCharette;
third prize winner: Lee Ann Schnable.
Horticulture Society
The Horticulture Society is selling our
own DVC apples and fresh pressed cider.
Stop by our stand outside the football
stadium at Saturday's game and take
some home.
Lab Animal Club
Guess the number of candy corns.
50/50 cash prize. Sponsored by the Lab
Animal Club. Buy a chance to guess at
the cafe during dinner, October 28-31.
Winner announced at Caesar's Hallo-
ween Party. 50C a guess.
Christian Fellowship
The Christian Fellowship will be pre-
senting Dr. Robert Newman on Friday at
7 p.m. in the Student Center Music
Room. Dr. Newman will be speaking on
the "Scientific Problems of Evolution."
All arc welcome to attend.
Biology, Chemistry & Food
On October 17, the Biology, Chemistry
and Food Industry Departments played
host to 23 juniors and seniors from th^
following high schools: Central Bucks
East. Central Bucks West, Council Rock,
Delaware Valley Regional, Souderton
and Villa Joseph Marie. The program in-
cluded sessions on: food analysis, sen-
sory evaluations, limnology, spectros-
copy and chromatography.
After lunch Dr. Miller conducted a dis-
cussion on "Career Opportunities for
Young People in Science."
Many thanks to the following for their
help in the presentations: Drs. Lugar,
Stenson. Garrett. Orr, Miller, Palumbo,
Mr. Porter and Kathy MacNamara '86.
We plan on offering similar programs
to students from other high schools this
spring.
WDVC
WDVC is working hard getting set for
a big year. We've scheduled a great
lineup of all types of music to please all of
our listeners. And you will want to be
sure to listen in the near future for con-
tests and give-aways. We want to make
WDVC your full time radio station! We
still need more DJ's. so if you like music
and have a little time to spare, you can
have your own radio show. Just drop a
note in Box 185 and you'll be on your
way.
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AGRIBUSINESS
TECHNIQUES I
by Jeff Middleton
Agribusiness students at DVC enrolled
in a professional development course in
Agribusiness contacted Delaware, Mary-
land, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New
York and Pennsylvania State Depart-
ments of Agriculture — The purpose of
the activity was first to obtain information
about agricultural product promotion
and marketing as practiced by each state.
Secondly, to obtain annual crop and
livestock statistical reports. Finally to
work on their professional development
by telephone communication with pro-
fessionals in the Agribusiness field.
Where Is It On Campus?
ROBERT KLEIN
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16
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NOTICE
To Faculty and Students
Preregistration for 1986 spring semester
courses will be scheduled October 28.
29. 30. 31 and November 1. 4, 5. 1985
in faculty members" offices. On Wednes-
day. November 6, l%5 preregistration
will be completed in the Student Center
All-Purpose Room. Business Administra-
tion and Computer Information Systems
Management majors will complete pre-
registration in the Ulman Building.
Freshmen enrolled in Agriculture will
select their major on Friday. November 1.
1985 in Survey of Agriculture course.
These freshmen will complete preregis-
tration on November 6. 1985 in the Stu-
dent Center All-Purpose Room.
Bruno and Mr. Kenn\; at the Pep Rall]^.
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Vocational Agriculture
Teacher Certification
Those students who may be interested
in pursuing a career in teaching in voca-
tional agriculture will want to take advan-
tage of the fact that we will offer on our
campus in the spring semester a Penn
State course that is a requirement for that
certification:
Ag Ed 311: "Coordinating Supervised
Occupational Experiences.
Future Farmers of America
and Young Farmer Associa-
tion Activities"
Students interested in enrolling in this
course should preregister for it as Ag Ed
311.
At this point, an agriculture student
aiming at vocational agriculture teaching
as a career should be aware that most of
the coursework required in support of
that can now be taken at DVC. Such
students should plan to elect at least nine
credits in "Ag. Engineering" (see Mr. Wol-
ford for the "menu" available). They
should also elect Educational Psychology,
and the two Penn State courses (Ag Ed
311 described above and Ag Ed 313 —
"Program Planning and Instructional
Development in Agriculture" which we
intend to have available in the fall, 1986
semester) . Most of what is needed beyond
that is practice teaching that must be
taken uder Penn State supervision. (One
additional course on the cultural founda-
tions of education is also required.)
Generally speaking, distribution re-
quirements for certification that relate to
agriculture and to science are already
covered in the DVC curriculum.
'■-'. There remain good opportunities for
teaching in this field. If this is the career
for you, use your electives wisely and get
yourself prepared to move into it!
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editorials received by students, faculty
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Your tax money at work along Route
202.
Road Construction Ahead
EXPECT DELAYS!
With the closing of the south entrance
of campus we are all well aware of the
road construction work on route 202.
This work that involves much of route
^2 is a three and one-half million dollar
state project. The contractor has two
years to complete the project At the col-
lege entrance under construction there
will be a turning lane for traffic coming
from both directions on 202. According
to our sources, a temporary traffic liyht
will be instated dunng construction but n
permanent light is doubtful.
Below is an article from Ram Pages
March 11. 1981 which shows how old of
an issue this is.
College and Ram Pages
Push for Traffic Light
(Reprint from March 11. 1981)
Come May. the south entrance of our
college should be flashing amber and
red. As the result of a meeting with New
Britain Borough. PennDot. the College
and Ram Pages, a traffic warning signal
should be functioning by the end of May.
An agreement with New Britain Bor-
ough made the upcoming investigation
possible Wednesday night. February 25th.
at a special meeting called by borough
traffic chairman Louis Bienis. Borough
Engineer Schaffer and PennDot District
Traffic Engineer Lester agreed. Mr. Lester
said he had been through the entrance
and commented that the situation is not
a good one. Lester went on to say. "If
the college was just beginning operation
today, the entrance there now would not
be accepted by PennDot '
No matter how critical the situation is.
PennDot can only assist in the investiga-
tion, the reason being that the depart-
ment is nearly bankrupt (so much for our
tax dollars!) and that the criteria for a traf-
fic light is dependent on its hazardous-
ness. In layman's language, for PennDot
to install a light, several fatal accidents
will have to occur. Even then, it may not
be enough as the state is backlogged with
requests for safety light devices.
Once the paperwork is out of the way,
the college is in the driver's seat. The ad-
ministration will have to finance the in-
vestigative rejxjrt (Approximately $2,500)
and the 4-way beacon that will be installed
($4,000 to $5,000) Maintenance and
energy costs will also be the responsibility
of the College . . . and this is only the
beginning. The beacon is only a short-term
solution to the problem, as other correc-
tive measures, upon suggestion of the
study, will be scheduled for the future.
More information will be coming your
way via this paper as it is collected . Keep
in mind that the problem is on its way to
being solved In the meantime. DRIVE
SAFELY. DRIVE DEFENSIVELY AND
OBEY THE COLLEGE'S AND LOCAL
TRAFFIC LAWS!
Caesar's Pub
One Year Later
For those who keep track of such things.
Caesar's Pub will be one year old on Fri-
day. November 1st. The concept of such
pub came to us as a result of a guest
speaker who was so effective in communi-
cating his enthusiasm that we had to try it
ourselves!
The same person. Mike Green (formerly
of West Chester University's "Cheers 11"
Pub) . will be returning for another speak
ing engagement at DVC on Tuesday.
October 29th. at 7. .30 p.m By popular
demand. Mike will he sharing his thoughts
on pubs, and touch on some drug and
alcohol-related topics pertinent to college
students, and indeed, people of all ages.
You owe it to yourself to hear what he
has to say!
Mike, a graduate of West Chester
University, has been involved with drug
and alcohol education and other areas of
student life for many years. He has
coached college football, and taught health
and physical education on the high school
level. In '1974 Mike captained West
Chester's football team, was chosen for
the All-American team and tried out with
the Philadelphia Eagles. As a recovering
alcoholic. Mike knows personally the
danger of drug and alcohol abuse and
how it can lead to obsessive addiction
and bodily /emotional damage.
To share in the spirit with which Cae-
sar's Pub began, plan to spend some
time learning about and listening to the
powerful and dynamic presentation of
Mike Green. Free ancl open to the public
— October 2^)th. 7:;^() p ni . Student
Center
A TIME TO BE HAD AT
PEP RALLY '85
by J. Beck
It was a slam-bang affair! Everyone,
who was anyone, came to the Annual
Homecoming Pep Rally which was held
the night before the parade at the Joshua
Feldstein Campus Court. This year's
homecoming Marshal was Mr. Joe Ken-
ny of Kenny's Bookstore in Doylestown.
He gave an inspiring talk to the students
as master of ceremonies. As always.
Sidney "Bruno" Brunwasser. DVC class
of 1920. came to cheer the teams and
also gave a rousing pep talk. Bruno, who
is 86-years-old this year, danced with the
aid of his walker to one of the songs the
band played.
The sports teams were in attendance
and Doc Berthold. coach of the cross-
country team, got into the swing of
things, by wearing a raccoon coat and a
hat to introduce his team. All who came
had a great time.
The Homecoming Queen was an-
nounced as well as her runner-ups. The
standings were 2nd Terri Metzler from
Agribusiness; 1st was Anita Christman
from Chorale; and 1985's Homecoming
Queen from the Lab Animal Club was
Linda Bailey.
Avoiding the
Trestiman 10"
(From Prevention Magazine, Oct.. 1985)
If you've just gone away to college,
you'd do well to think twice about that
next pizza or ice-cream excursion. Ten
extra F>ounds won't help you adjust to life
without Mom, much less zip your new
jeans. A recent study conducted at Stan-
ford University by Melbourne F. Hovell.
Ph.D.. and associates shows that young
women who live at a university gain an
average of eight pounds during their first
year at school and might not lose the
weight until well into their junior year, if
ever.
The weight gain can be attributed to a
number of causes, says Dr. Hovell. These
may include suddenly changed living
styles, free access to university meal- ser-
vice food, communal eating, which en-
courages staying at the table for long
periods of time, reduced activity levels,
and the stress of going to school in the
first place.
To avoid the "freshman 10." Dr. Hovell
recommends trying to maintain the level
of exercise you got in high school. In ad-
dition, he suggests that just being aware
that people tend to gain weight during
their first year may give you the incentive
to avoid the richer offerings in the cafe-
teria and try to get all the vitamins and
minerals you need in a kiw-calorie way.
Those who will not be living in a dorm,
according to the study, have a much bet-
ter chance of staying slim during college.
In fact, anyone who avoids the university
meal service aiuf its unlimited seconds
and thirds policy and group-gorge atmo-
sphere — for itistance. p^'ople living in
off campus housing — tend not to suffer
excess poundage the way the on-campus
women do.
As for the men — well, the rest^archers
don't know: thev were?i't included in the
stutlv.
GRE Prep Course
The Counseling Department is once
again sponsoring a six-week course for
those seniors and juniors planning to
take the GRE (Graduate Record Exam)
this year.
The course will begin on October 28,
1985 at 4 p.m. in Ag Building 101 and
continue for six weeks. It will be concluded
in time for the December 14 test date.
There is a minimal charge of $25.00
plus a workbook for the course. Special
emphasis will be placed on the three ma-
jor areas of the test. Verbal. Quantitative
and Analytical. Interested students should
sign up as soon as possible in the Coun-
seling Office.
This is the third year that the Counsel-
ing Office has provided this service. Ap-
proximately thirty students have taken
the course and without exception have
expressed satisfaction with it and felt that
it helped them.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
L I T Z K E'S
Sports' Briefs
by John Litzke
• World Series moves to St. Louis as
Royals try to rebound from 2-0 deficit.
Bye-bye Royals.
• Eagles post GIANT win over Dallas
(16-14) to join Washington, San Fran-
cisco, San Diego, and St. Louis at 3-4.
Other Scores: Giants 17 - Redskins 3,
Miami 41 - Tampa Bay 38.
• In Philadelphia Public and Catholic
League Action (more once there is a
Daili/ News) .
Washington 36 Frankford 21
Frankford 33 Germantown 6
Frankford 20 Mastbaum
Lincoln 27 Bartram 16
King 39 Northeast 6
Franklin 12 Bok 12
OIney 17 Mastbaum 6
Roxborough 22 Gratz 20
Central 25 Episcopal Ac
McDevitt 16 Judge ,12
Dougherty 38 Kenrick '"
Wood 21 North 14
Ryan 10 Penn Charter 9
Wood 28 Egan 7
Lincoln AT King
Mastbaum AT Washington
Frankford AT Lincoln
Ryan AT Wood
Egan AT Dougherty
North AT LaSalle
Judge AT Souderton
• Bux-Mont League (As of Oct. 20)
CB East 14 Penn Ridge 10
Quakertown 7 Upper Perk 6
Souderton 35 Perk. Valley 6
North Penn 21 Hat-Horsham 14
Will. Tennet 3 Abington
• Clint Richardson to go soon as Sixers
trim roster.
• Flyers on top of Patrick Division with,
eight points.
• Patrick Ewing injures arm in preseason
scuffle.
• Iowa remains number one after its
12- 10 victory over number two Michigan.
• MAC Scoreboard
Juniata 34 Wilkes 6
Albright 31 Leb. Valley 6
Widener 25 DVC 13
Lycoming 50 Upsala
• Temple's Paul Palmer, a Heisman
candidate?
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
Saturday, October 4, DVC's women's
cross country team ran a home meet
against Swarthmore. Drcxel and Phar-
macy. Our 3.25-mile course gives run-
ners quite a bit of variety, from road
work to hills, woods, cornfields and final-
ly track work.
DVC's team defeated Pharmacy and
was defeated by Swarthmore and Drexel.
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
The Allentown College Invitational
Cross Country Meet was held on Oc-
tober 12 at Allentown College. A total of
17 different schools were non-counters,
but DVC faced some stiff competition as
our girls competed with nine other
schools. Team scores and standings
placed DVC 8th. With a total of 71 girls
the women did well, as senior Chris
Frazcr crossed the finish line first for
DVC placing 13th overall with a time of
21:18. Kate Marini placed 20th with a
time of 22:16. Also crossing the finish
line for DVC was Monica Etzweiler 43rd
(24:22), Trish Moorzitz44th (24:31) and
Wendy Fields 58th (25:33). Good job
girls!
AGGIES SINK UPSALA
by John Litzke
It was Homecoming and Upsala was
the opponent. The Vikings sailed in here
hoping to leave our football team in ruins
and sail away with a mighty "HAR-DEE,
HAR, HAR." Those silly Vikings. Little
did they know they were up against an
Aggie team on an anti-Viking mission
and not about to let their three-game win
^eak be broken. And broken it wasn't as
the Aggies pillaged the Vikings of Upsala
College 31-14.
The first quarter was scoreless, but the
Aggies would strike first in the second
quarter. At 9:01 of the second quarter,
kicker Dave Dallmer booted a 24-yard
field goal to make the score 3-0. As of
late, Dallmer has been very consistent
and a bright light in the Aggies kicking
game which also includes a steadily im-
proving John Sukeena at punter. Fol-
lowing a Steve Clark fumble recovery at
7:48 of the second. Walt Kobryznski
hooked up with Brian Breneman for a
24- yard TD pass play and with a Dallmer
extra point made it 10-0. That would be
all the scoring in the first half. Midway
through the third quarter, the Aggies
struck again on a seven-yard Jim Wilson
touchdown run to make it 17-0. Jim
Wilson would score again at 9:23 on a
one-yard run to make the score 24-0
and put the game virtually out of reach.
Upsala would finally get on the score-
board at 4:08 of the fourth quarter on a
10-yard run by 5-2, 144 lb. running back
Carlos Farmer for his first touchdown of
the season. Quarterback Spencer Lester
added the two-point conversion to make
it 24-8. (Farmer would later recover an
on-side kick. He had a nice game com-
ing off the bench.)
DVC would strike again for the final
time as quarterback Clay Butterworth hit
end Tony Tynegar on a pretty 28-yard
TD pass play at 3:23 of the last period to
make it 31-8.
Farmer recovered the ensuing on-side
kick by Upsala and quarterback Spencer
Lester scored on a one-yard run with 51
seconds left to make it a final of 31-14.
Jimmy Wilson had another nice game
as he had 23 carries for 1 10 yards and
two touchdowns to give him seven for
the season and his third 100-plus yards
rushing game of the season and Joe
Bello bulled his way for 38 yards on 12
carries. The Aggie defense held explo-
sive back Daryl Smith to just 64 yards on
14 carries and Mark Luisi to just 32 yards
on 10 carries. There were no other out-
standing individual statistk:s but as a team
the Aggies played very well. Widener
would come next.
Aggie Kickers Better Upsala
and Batter Kings!
What a strange one this was. DVC
visited Upsala in East Orange, N.J. and
beat the Viking kickers 3-1. DVC's goals
were scored by Fred Mundt on a nice,
sliding goal, Gerry Saul off of a comer
kick and Bill Van Nostrand in the final
seconds of the game. To give you an
idea of the strangeness of the game, here
are some examples. Upsala scored first
and immediately following the score one
of the three Upsala sj)ectators asked for a
Valium, the referees looked like they let
the old age home out for the day as one
referee stood at one end of the field and
the other at the opposite end. The one
referee should' ve checked his soccer
manual for the meaning of off-sides (he
disallowed an Aggie goal because of "off-
sides) , the smallest Upsala player on the
field performed FOUR bicycle kicks dur-
ing the game and Upsala pulled their
goalie with about five minutes left.
The Aggies had 12 shots on net while
Upsia had 13 and Ed and Ray combined
for seven saves.
The Aggies and some good scoring
opportunities, especially from Richie
Berger, but their passing is still a bit
shaky. It was an enjoyable game to
watch nonetheless.
On Friday, October 18. the Aggies
visited Kings College. The Aggies battled
Kings to a 0-0 tie at the end of regula-
tion. In the first overtime is when the Ag-
gies showed their muscle, I mean really
showed their muscle. A bench clearing
brawl erupted between the two teams
and the referee called the game and it
ended 0-0.
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Led by the 1-2 punch of co-captains
Ken McDaid and Dave Spotts, the DVC
cross country team got back on the win-
ning track. Two weeks ago, the Aggies
finished 6th in the 20-team, 115-runner
field at the Allentown Invitational. Lead-
ing the way for the Aggies was McDaid
who finished 9th. Next up for the Aggies
were Spotts and Rob Benner who checked
in 21st and 29th places respectively.
Closing out the scoring for DVC were Al
Krouse (53rd) and freshman Jim Enoch
(73rd).
The Aggies then competed at the
Drew Invitational on October 19 and
again the Harriers were led by McDaid
and Spotts who finished 2nd and 6th
respectively. As a team, DVC ended up
in 3rd place overall and first among MAC
schools. Helping in the good Aggie effort
were Al Krouse (19th), John Thomson
(22nd) and senior Gary Kampmcyer
who checked in in 31st place. Tomorrow
the team ends its dual meet season in a
home meet against Albright.
AGGIES STREAK BROKEN
by John Litzke
On a warm fall afternoon the Aggies
battled the Pioneers of Widener for the
covetted Keystone Cup in the Fifth An-
nual Pennsylvania Sports Hall of Fame
game at Widener's Memorial Stadium In
Reading, PA.
That cup would've looked especially
nice in the trophy case in the gym, but
the SF>ot will have to be reserved until
next season as Widener retained the
Keystone Cup following their 25-13 vic-
tory over an ineffective Aggie squad.
Widener raised their record to 8-0-0 vs.
the Aggies since 1977 and broke the Ag-
gies four-game win streak.
DVC took the opening kickoff and
three plays later had to punt. Joe Cox,
thought to be out for the season with a
broken foot, entered the game to punt.
The snap was fumbled and Widener re-
covered at the DVC 10-yard line and
wouki later score on a 10-yard run by
Steve Forward. The extra pwint was
missed and the score was 6-0.
Maybe Joe Cox was brought back a lit-
tle too soon, for with five seconds left in
the first quarter, Widener specialist Joe
Leack blocked Cox's punt attempt and
returned it 33 yards for a touchdown.
The point after was missed once again
and the first quarter ended with a score
of 12-0.
The second quarter belor^d to the
Aggies as they roared back at the Pio-
neers. At 10: 1 1 of the second quarter,
wingback Sean Oliver grabbed an 11-
yard touchdown pass from Walt Kobry-
znski capping an ll-play/67-yard drive.
The extra point was missed and the score
was 12-6.
Then with 41 seconds left in the sec-
ond quarter Jim Wilson finished off a
15-play/58-yard drive with a 1-yard run
and a Dallmer kick made it 13-12 Ag-
gies at the half. The momentum had
switched sides as the Aggies took a
13-12 lead into the locker room but the
momentum wasn't enough as that would
be all the scoring for the Aggies today.
Widener would score two more times
to make the final 25-13. At 2:51 of the
third quarter. Widener quarterback Joe
Bakey faded back to pass, saw daylight
and romped 78 yards for a touchdown
and at 3:27 of the fourth, fullback Steve
Forward rumbled in from four yards out
for his second touchdown of the day.
Like a jockey wanting to get back on a
winning horse the Aggies will want to get
back on the winning track and they will
get their chance Saturday vs. the Indians
of Juniata College. It's also Parent's Day.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neil
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See new9 in the making,
write P.O. Box 988.**
Allison Bakos
Photo/Melanie O'Neil
EQUESTRIAN RESULTS
by Beth Meny
Here are the results of the College's
Equestrian Team's first horse show held
at Briarwood Farm. Old wick. N.J., on
Sunday, October 6. 1985.
Open Division:
On the flat: Leslie Ward. 1st
Jennifer Piatt. 6th
''-'■'^■^ Claudia Krebs. 6th
Over fences: Robin Crawford. 2nd
i Darlene Cernohorsky. 3rd
Novice Division:
On the flat: Lisa Martini. 3rd .
Melanie O'Neill. 1st
Theresa Kothstein. 3rd
Over fences: Kris Demordy. 4th
Melanie O'Neill. 4th
Theresa Kothstein. 6th
Advanced Walk-Trot:
Melina Cosentino, 5th
Kathy Butler, 1st
Donna Hoover. 2nd
PJ Guyre, 1st
Laura Harmer. 4th
JoAnna Toenniessen . 5th
Jamie Dowlatshahi, 3rd
Allison Bakos. 4th
Nick Shridrik. 5th
Anna Smycychynoski. 3rd
Lori Luciano. 5th
Julie Dieter. 1st'
Intermediate Division:
On the flat: Tony DeLise. 1st
Beth Meny. 3rd
Robbin Ebberts, 5th
Over fences: Tony DcLise. 2nd*
Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter:
Maryann Vogt. 5th
Nancy Ondra. 6th
Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter:
Jane Melson. 2nd
Claudia Beck. 4th
Alex Zajac. 6th
Chris Pustetta. 5th
Kris landola. 6th
Rebecca Greenburg. 3rd
Beginner Walk-Trot:
Debbie Oesterling. 2nd
Donna Forte. 1st
Linda Gallagher. 2nd
Ann Bastian. 3rd
Lisa Dougherty. 5th
Julia Kopack. 1st
The overall score that the team got for
the day was 21 points which has us in
fourth place with Rutgers leading.
*! would also like to say that Tony
DeLise came home with Reserve High
Point Rider and that Julie Dieter has
qualified for Regionals in Advanced
Walk-Trot.
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Aggies Have
Sub-Par Week
by John Litzke
The Aggies have skidded a bit and the
sooner they get out of this rut. the better.
This team is much, much better than it
has shown in the past week.
This report begins with Widener on
October 9. The Aggies traveled to Read-
ing. PA. to face the Lady Pioneers and
were ousted three games to one. The
Dickinson Tournament (October 11 &
12) was next for the Lady Aggies and it
was here where their slump really began.
The Aggies won by forfeit over Kean
University and then lost to Catholic.
York College and Dickinson, it seems
that the Aggies should' ve been able to
get by Dickinson . but when you're going
through a bad time it affects your play
and your thinking and nothing seems to
go right.
The "ladies" from Scranton visited
James Work Gym on October 17 and
dominated the Aggies winning in straight
matches 3-0 (15-4. 15-10. 16-14).
Scranton is a real powerhouse and are
atop the MAC at 3-0.
Going three days without practice left
little Aggies a little rusty as they fell once
again to non-league opponent Swarth-
more 2-0 on October 22. but bounced
back to beat Allentown in a consolation
game 3-0.
This puts the Aggies record at 15-6
and 2-1 in the division.
Even professional teams go through
mid-season slumps, but I think this win
over Allentown will put this locomotive
we call the Aggie volleyball team back on
"the winning track" and surge them
ahead with a full head of steam.
The Aggies faced Muhlenberg yester-
day and face Allentown today.
I WISH YOU GUYS
WOULD'VE WON!
by John Litzke
it was Homecoming and the Aggies
were dominated by a much larger and
quicker Ursinus club. The Aggies spent
most of the time in their own end trying
to clear the zone and it hurt them as they
put only two shots on net in their 3-0
loss. Ursinus goals were scored by Chris
Hoover. Marty Roche and Mike O'Malley
For the game, goalies Ed Hennessey and
Ray Shilling had a combined 1 1 saves on
14 shots.
As a spectator, the Ursinus club's atti-
tude didn't impress me one bit. The team
was very cocky and a bit over-confident
and played like it while their coach dressed
and talked like he was in the running for
"Biff' of the month. I would've loved to
seen you guys beat the jock straps off of
Ursinus.
Non-Traditional Students
Get Together
Under the auspices of the Counseling
Department an informal meeting of Non-
Traditional Students was held recently in
the Class of '29 Lounge of the Student
Center.
Non -Traditional Students were defined
as first time students entering DVC, aged
25 and over, who are just starting college
or changing careers.
About 50% of those invited attended
along with Mrs. Phyllis Shields from the
Admissions Office, who came up with
the idea, and Mrs Ermigiotti. Mr Davis,
and Mr. Fulcoly of the counseling staff.
Refreshments were served There was
an enthusiastic sharing of common con
cerns and ideas, the main one being that
these students have a much more serious
attitude toward their education than the
average Freshman.
A second meeting is planned for
Wednesday. October 2. third period
Anv student, including upperciassineii.
who fall into this cnteyorv are invited to
attend
Left to right: Bob Hagenow (National Brown
Swiss Association Representative). Dan Chord,
Jeff Voll. Jerry Myers (coach). Larry Swartz, in
front. DiarK Liiro.
DEL VAL
DAIRY JUDGING TEAM
The Delaware Valley College Dairy
Judging Team placed first in the nation,
for judging Brown Swiss. This honor was
received on October 2nd, at the National
Intercollegiate Dairy Judging Contest in
Madision, Wisconsin. Thirty-two teams
representing colleges and universities
from across the country competed in the
event. In overall competition the DVC
team placed nineteenth.
Our 1985 team members are Diane
Liiro, Dan Chard, Larry Swartz, and Jeff
Vol!. They are to be commended for their
fine showing of sportsmanship, integrity,
and skill.
DVC soil judgers at work. Penn State, April 1980.
DELAWARE VALLEY
Hosted Northeast Regional
Soil Judging Contest
Anyone seen a group of soiled students
brandishing knives and running about
looking at soils lately? If so, then you
probably saw the DVC Soil Judging Team
in full dress gear preparing for the regional
contest. This fall Delaware Valley had
the honor of hosting the contest which is
rotated on a yearly basis among partici-
pating schools. The universities involved
in the competition have in the past in-
cluded Penn State, Cornell, Rutgers.
Maryland, Maine, and Rhode Island. The
DVC team is coached by Dr. Palkovics.
The objective of the competition is to
describe observable soil features and
make interpretations concerning the use
of that soil. Four test pits are predug and
predescribed by official judges, each cor-
rect responsie assigned a value, with the
individual and team achieving the highest
scores declared the winner.
As might be expected, the competition
is keen, with much enthusiasm being dis-
played among the competitors. Trophies
are given to the winners who may then
go on and represent the region in the na-
tional competition held each year in a
different part of the United States.
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Vol. XX. No. 7 5
Friday. November 1. 1985
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
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HAPPY
HALLOWEEN
Honey Crop
to Be Extracted
On Thursday evening November 7, at
7:00 p.m., the Delaware Valley Apiary
Society (beekeeping) will be extracting
the season's honey crop at the Bee House
(across the railroad tracks in back of
Berkowitz Dorm) . The extracting will be
an on going process probably lasting until
9:00 p.m. and anyone interested in ob-
serving and or participating in the activity
is invited to attend the meeting.
The club also invites any interested stu-
dents to get involved in club activities.
Most members of the club are not bee-
keepers and being a beekeeper is not a
prerequisite of membership in the club.
However, over the years many students
have become beekeepers through their
involvement in the club.
The club members are involved in many
different activities including the sale of
honey and other honey bee related prod-
ucts. Many club members have these
products available for sale in their dorm
rooms, and the Student Store also has
some types of honey available. In addi-
tion to pure beeswax candles, the club
also has available many different types
of honey including clover, buckwheat,
orange blossom, elucalyptus, and wild-
flower liquid honey: plain, raspberry,
cinnamon, apricot, and strawberry spreads
which can be used like jams and jellies on
toast, English muffins, pancakes, waffels,
etc. They also have chunk honey which
is a piece of honey comb just as the bees
produced it in a jar and surrounded with
liquid honey.
Honey is great to have in your room
for snacking. The honey and the candles
also make excellent gifts to take home for
the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays.
We hope to see you on Thursday for
the honey extracting and at our other
meetings.
The Apiary Society
LIMERICK II
DEPENDS ON YOU
Despite overwhelming evidence sup-
porting the cancellation of Limerick 11,
PUC members Taliaferro and Fischl. voted
on October 17th, to let PECO build Lim-
erick II. This was a non-binding 2-1 vote,
with PUC member Shane vigorously op-
posing. A final vote may come in early
December. Two people have made this
decision, completely ignoring the millions
of ratepayers in eastern Pennsylvania
who cannot afford and do not want or
need Limerick IL Their own administra-
tive lawyer. Judge Turner, has recom-
mended its cancellation. The State Senate
recently passed SB. *543 to give the
PUC authority to cancel Limerick II. It
was later signed by the Governor.
The bottom line is that you and I can-
not afford it! PUC Commissioner Shane
has said that if Limerick II is built, we will
be paying the highest electric rates in the
United States. What you can do is to call
PUC Chairman Linda Taliaferro. Her
numter in Harrisburg is: 717-787-4301.
More important, write and tell her how
you feel. The simple message is to cancel
Limerick II, it is too expensive and not
needed! The address is: P.O. Box 3265.
Harrisburg, Pa. 17120.
Mr. Benner
O.H. Department
COLLEGE HOSTS
12TH ANNUAL
TURKEY TROT
by Bill Rein
It's coming up faster than you can say
"gobble, gobble!" The 12th Annual Trot
for a Turkey is going to be run the last
Sunday of this month — November 24th,
starting at 2:(X) p.m. You can eat your
prize if you are one of the first two male
or first two female finishers; you get a
nice, ready-to-stuff-for-Thanksgiving
turkey from Gross Gourmet Foods! Even
if you run faster but not as quickly as
these top finishers, you'll probably get a
prize! There will even be team awards!
So get as excited as this article is, and
hand in an entry fee of $2.00 at the DVC
Athletic Office. It's open weekdays 8:30
a.m. to 4:30 p.m., or call Dr. Bertholdat
345-1500.
Pennsi;lvania Collegiate
Choral Festival
To Be Held At DVC
On October 31 . November 1 and 2 the
Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral Associa-
tion will hold its annual Pennsylvania
Collegiate Choral Festival at DVC. This
is the first time that DVC has been
chosen to host such an important and
prestigious event.
Approximately 165 talented and highly
selected vocal students, representing 25
colleges and universities from across the
state of Pennsylvania, including DVC
Chorale, along with their choral direc-
tors, will be coming for this three day
festival. These students will have a very
busy and intensive rehearsal schedule.
For the three days they will be involved
in singing through a selected program of
American Choral Music under the direc-
tion and leadership of an outstanding
choral conductor. The culmination of
their three day singing schedule will be
the presentation of a Festival Concert
where they will be able to show what
they have learned and how much they
have accomplished. The concert has
been scheduled for Saturday evening,
November 2nd at 7:30 p.m. The price of
the tickets for the concert are $3.00 for
adults and $1.00 for children under the
age of 12. For the students of DVC. the
admission will be free upon presentation
of their ID.
The guest conductor for this festival
will be Professor E. Jon de Revere,
Director of Choral Activities, Artist- in -
Residence and an Associate Professor of
Music and Music Education at New York
University in New York City, de Revere
is known in many areas of the world for
his outstanding activities which include:
The Harrogate and Shrewsbury Interna-
tional Music Festivals in England, The
Festivale Musicale Romano in Italy and
the "Jugendrnusikfest" in Graz, Austria.
JoAnn Roberts, Director of the Chorale
at DVC. is very pleased to have been
able to obtain Professor de Revere as
conductor of the festival.
All members of the DVC Host Chorale
extend a warm welcome to everyone in
the Doylestown Community and all sur-
rounding areas to come to the festival
concert on Saturday, November 2nd at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center audito-
rium located on Route 202.
THE ORIGINAL FARMS
OF DVC
by Jerry Robbins " ' ?
Reprint October 17, 1980 "' ;•
FARM *1
If you have ever walked down the
gravel road past the tennis courts and the
football fields to the building on the left
with the plaque stating that the building is
a historical site of Bucks County, then you
have visited Farm *1.
The building that is now known as
Farm *1 was built in 1751 by an English-
man. It was known for over 100 years as
the "Wayside Inn." Later it was called
"Steven's Tavern." In colonial days it
served the stagecoach travelers going
from New York to Philadelphia. Military
parades took place in the innyard and
the attic served as a voting place and a
township meeting hall.
After the Revolutionary War, the gov-
ernment tried several methods of raising
the taxes; one was a window tax where
the taxes were based on the number of
windows in the building. This structure
then contained 41 windows and seven
Parents eating Italian food on Italian
tablecloths with Italian balloons under
Italian streamers (not pictured).
PARENTS DAY
Wine and Cheese?
Parent's Day was again a success. The
day started with coffee and doughnuts
and the faculty cheerfully greeted our
parents. The choral was also on the scene
to provide morning entertainment. This
year's Parent's Day had an Italian theme.
And. thanks to the OH Department and
the Flower Shop and others, the APR
was decorated appropriately with red,
green, and white streamers and rigatoni
box centerpieces among other things.
M.W. Wood (our Dining Hall Service)
also got into the act with red checkered
tablecloths and Italian cuisine.
The highlight of the day (since we lost
the football game) was the wine and
cheese party which was in the APR after
the game. It was a blast! People who
stayed after getting their fill of wine and
excellent hors d'ocuvres, supplied by
M.W. Wood, enjoyed dancing. Mr. Gra-
ver and Mrs. Nelson really cut the rug
and Dr. Miller and Kitty did their fair
share, not to mention Dean Tasker. Stu-
dents and parents also did an excellent
job keeping up with the faculty.
Congratulations to all those who orga-
nized and help>ed with Parent's Day; it
was an outstanding day.
outside doors. Like other buildings con-
structed during this time , the edifice was
heated by a fireplace in each room. At
the time the structure served as a tavern,
it consisted of a barroom, lobby, small
gambling room, kitchen, innkeeper's quar-
ters, a ballroom on the second floor, and
guest rooms with beautiful carved wood-
work and fireplace mantles.
After the College purchased the build-
ing, it was converted into a residence hall;
the sign "Zionist Hall" hung outside for
several years. In 1952 it was converted
into a research and teaching laboratory.
After the completion of the Mandell Sci-
ence Building in 1966. the house was
converted back to a residence.
In 1978 the College began to house
students there. At the present time, the
house consists of ar apartment which
Mr. Tasker occupies, and two 4- woman
rooms, occupied by three sophomores
and five freshmen. Although it is quite a
distance to walk to the classrooms, the
women living there seem to like living
there very well.
This Week on
Campus
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not by Jamie Beck
'^ FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1 *
Can you bfiievt* itr* Tonight you'll b^
■^ sitKjiiiy Happy B'day to Caesar's Pub ^
Slop ill. It starts at 9:(X) p m ^art a 1
^ tretxl — Bring your Halloween costume jk
for a post party
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Listen with a song in ytxir Iwart! The ;
^ IntercoUeflate ChtHral Fi»tival Con ^L
"^ cert is at 7:30 p.m. in the ATO. Heaven- T
ly voices will be down to earth tonight.
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Men's Cross Country (H) vs. Altef«o«w», | '
if, 2.15 p.m. Ri^^tarfootbatt ^_
FootbaM (H) vs. Lebanon Vtfey. 130 |
w^ p.m. We want to win ttt^ <m^. M,
SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 3
Don't leave. Stay here, and i you do,
"^ studyabttle, and ma^^youcangoand ^
play afterward. Maybe ycM ctfi (^ ffM
^1^ a car/van/fruck and catch tt% Ykh^cs at 1^
' Beaver Coflege (ju* ^ a hmm toww '
^ for directi<^ few the Eqi^^rian com- ^
^ petition. DVC Eqi«^fem T««n «* he *
ttiere riding in style.
^ MONDAY. NOVEMBER 4 ^
^ Grab an easy chafe, scune ch^. and go ^
^ to Caesar's for Monday N^ FoeUM ^
- Beiuttyke Dad
TUESDAY. NOVEMBBi 5 ^
Don't forget to VOTE. ^
Soccer (A) vs. Washington, 3:00 p.m
^ WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 6 ^
Don't get up! NO CLASPS! But -dcxi't ,
w fotget- if you didn't Pr er ^jb t er yet — do jw
^ moday? ^
^ Final Pren^irMion — Sm your ^vbm ^
■^ for some advice. ^
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¥ bal — Ws a rerun — tf you mlawd Sato- ^
di^'s^oMlDVCvs. LAMwn\^^i« i
^ Caesar's. 7:30 p.m. ^
Soccer (A) vs. Moravtei, 3:00 p,m
^THURSDAY. NOVE»^BI 7 #
Are you a Sophomotmf CsmfhMnfi 1
if. about dbmer food? TTimi dww'em tow J^
to do it toni^, rs MAM WJUR OW<
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ITS YOUR
BIRTHDAY
Nov. 1: Pat Duffy; Nov. 2: Carolyn
Lehman. John Schantz, David Schulman;
Nov. 3; Robert Solley. Robert Alford.
Kyle Kilmer, Lisa Serbin. Robert Venezi-
alle: Nov. 4: Dwight Wallace; Nod. 5;
Racheal Knight. James Kohl. Paul Quat-
trocchi. Richard Shaddinger. Scott Zeltt;
Nov. 6: Donna Nardini; Nov. 7: Alex
Ervan.
Editorial Note
We apologize to the people who had
birthdays over the summer and past few
months. We the staff suggest to the peo-
ple who fall into that category to have a
birthday party anyway.
Happy Birthday.
Ram Pages Staff
Horticulture Society
■ The Horticulture Society is selling our
own DVC apples and fresh pressed cider.
Stop by our stand outside the football
stadium at Saturday's game and take
some home. . .
Senior Research
The presentation of the Senior
Research Project Proposals is scheduled
for Thursday. November 14. 1985. The
meeting will take place in Room 102.
Feldman Agriculture Building, with pre-
sentations starting at 4:10 p.m.
Everyone — faculty, students, and
especially those students interested in
graduate work, are urged to attend.
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8 conditioning
15 Utterly unyielding
16 Wood
17 Goddess of wisdwn
18 Signaled, as in an
auto race
19 Toward the stern
20 Throat tissue
22 More aged (arch.)
23 Legislative body
of Japan
25 Objects of mwrship
26 Bedouin tribe
27 Estate
29 Chemical suffix
30 Shopping
31 Young bird
33 Navigation devices
34 Work with wall-
paper
35 Chinese: comb, form
36 Gnawing aninal
39 Neasuring device
43 Asunder
44 Hr. Aykroyd
45 Car or cleanser
46 A Bobbsey twin.
et al.
47 Miss Ronstadt
49 Secret agent
Napoleon
50 hat
51 Welsh
53 ear
54 Conrounity
56 Pertaining to love
58 Musician Georges,
and family
59 Recover from
(2 wds.)
60 Most blushful
61 Female prophet
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fasting
Building
Teases
French soul
Sharp in taste
Concluding remarks
to a poan
7 army
8 Anong the records
(2 wds.)
9 Coffin cloths
10 Letters, in Greece
11 Distasteful news-
paper
12 High school course
13 Actor Leslie
14 One-piece under-
garments
Zl "Flower Drum "
24 Lines restricting
animals
26 Fitting
28 Distort a story
30 boom
32 Finance abbrevi-
ation
33 Abner
35 Balloon-ride items
36 Exceeded one's al-
lotted time (2 wds.)
37 Iridescent milky-
white
36 Bounced on one's
knee
39 Vaudeville prop
40 Involving love,
hate, etc.
41 Experiences again
42 Devices for removing
pits
44 Most dreadful
47 Capital of Nigeria
48 Evangelist McPherson
51 Compete at Indy
52 Actress Sharon
55 Dangerous drug
57 Rocky crest
AGGIE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
for the week of October 12-18
Aries (3/21 -4/19) - Definitely a week
to put trouble behind. Don't worry too
much about important events; everything
will work out fine. Weekend is good for
catching up on old projects and planning
ahead. Early week be careful what you
say. midweek be forgiving, weeks end
smooth sailing.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Now that the
moon is no longer full stop acting crazy,
your friends can't take much more. Try
to understand your problems and face
them head on. Early week is time to
study. Excitement forms for the weekend
Look out!
Gemini (5/21 -6./ 20) - Where, when
and how is your decision. Don't let some-
one make you uncomfortable Let them
know how you feel. The weekend has
some problems, though nothing major.
Let problems be in the early week, work
them out for the weekend.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) - A friend is not
being decietful. just sneaky. Don't ruin
the suprise by snooping. The weekend is
a good time to relax and enjoy the weeks
successes. The early week keeps you on
cloud nine, falling to cloud seven by mid-
week. Back on top for Friday
Leo (7/23-8/22) - If everyone had
the luck you do at this time there would
be no problems anywhere. Just be care-
ful. Lady Luck is not always kind in the
long run. Weekend is great for partying.
Pull yourself together for early week. Mid-
week keep a level head and no problem.
Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Time to put
someone into your past and look ahead
The person you have been looking for
may be there. Ask because they don't
know your looking. The weekend holds
a nice suprise. Be brave. Midweek you
may seem forgotten. Come Fridav a nice
reminder eases vour mind
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Workshops on Learning Skills are of-
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(3rd period) in the study hall (lower level
of Siegal Hall).
Workshops are designed to help you
develop concrete skills in areas like:
• How To Prepare and Take Exams
• Time Management • Memory Systems
* Did you know that 20 minutes after a
lecture you will forget 47% of the mate-
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Libra (9/23- 10/23) ~ Better late than
never. If you want to set the world on
fire, now is the time. Old friends are your
best bet for the weekend. Early week
watch your step. Midweek any problems
seem to fade as plans for Friday come
together.
Scorpio (10/24- 1 1/22) - Don't push
a new friend too far. they don't know
you that well Keep a balance in the joke,
humor and serious 'you departments.
The weekend fades into the woodwork.
Your on someones nerves early week.
Come out slowly and by midweek you
can start pushing your luck again.
Sagittarius (11/23 12/21) - Relax
and enjoy the little things in life Don't be
too hard on your best frietul Cme them
hell and apologize arul everyone will feel
better. Weekend time is go home time —
you work better if you are around familiar
surroundings. Early week stay low key.
By midweek let some of your self out
(the real you). By Friday everyone will
like what they start to see.
Capricorn (12/22- 1/19) - It's k)ve or
money time. To decide what is more im-
portant try to be reasonable: sorr^
chances only come once. Weekend coi\t
fusion sets in. Old friends know what's
best. Early week ask and you will be for-
given. Midweek to Friday ~- alls well that
ends better.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - If st^meone
you like has been being quiet, it's time
you woke them up Make the right noise
and they are your**.. Weekend is better
than planned. EarK. week luck is on your
side Start prepari'^g for the week ahead
and uou will have no trouble.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Sleep is defi-
nitely in your plans for the weekend.
Hard work pays off with pleasant suc-
cess. All glory is yours, doti't forget to
thank the right people The weekend i$
the best you've had in a long time. Wake
up to some new dreams for early week.
Midweek build foundations and the
weekend will be fine.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Seniors, did you get your proofs for
vour senior pictures back yet? I didn't —
my parents got them at home and they
received them at home five davs before
they were due back. How stupid can vf«i
get? I know we. the class of 19Sh. are
stuck with this photo<jrapher. but I think
the senior class should shop around next
year
Also the prices were outrageous You
can t tell nie there is no one cheaper out
there of equal or better quality in pictures.
Shop around next year!
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Sports' Briefs
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Morrisville 14
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• Mv (iod. was I wrony Kansas City
wins series ii\ 7 followiny 11 embar-
rassment of Cardinals. Bret Salx'rhagen
is MVP of series.
• I'.iyles win third in a row following
21-17 comeback win over Buffalo
., Next it's Saji Irancisco In other yanies;
(uants
21 Saints
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Detroit
31 Miami
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Jets
17 Seattle
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Benyals
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• In steel cage match at the Spectrum.
7 Bruno Sammartino and F^ial Orndorff
defeat Roddv Piper and C>)wbov Bob
( )rton
• Malone handles Kwiny in Sixers W-S9
opi'iiiny day triumph Fine showing bv
Hwing in his debut.
• In Colleye ball last week:
Notre Dame
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Upsala
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Widener
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Juniata
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DVC
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1 .ycoming
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Moravian
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Muhlenberg
21
Susquehanna
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Leb. Valley
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Wilkes
33
Albright
23
Penn State
27
W. Virginia
Syracuse
29
Temple
14
• Bo Jackson runs for 169 yards as
Auburn beats Mississippi State 21-9.
• Iowa quarterback Chuck Long passes
for 399 yards and 6 TD's as *1 Iowa
destroys Northwestern 49-10.
• For fifth time. Billy Martin is fired as
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Aggies driving for poaalble score In 3rd quarter as everyone looks on
DVC AMBUSHED
BY JUNIATA
by John Litzke
As Al Wilson's cavalry entered the
narrow valley, loaded with precious gold
and silver in their heavily armed wagons,
his troops were very weary of what might
happen But considering previous trips
through this valley, his men were confi-
dent they could make it through once
again.
As they continued through the ravine,
the faint beating of drums filled the air
and Wilson ordered his troops to pick up
the pace so they could exit the valley
without a confrontation. Unknown to
Wilson and his Aggie cavalry, concealed
figures covered in war paint readied bow
and arrow, and waited for the signal from
their chief. What they wanted was Aggie
gold and Aggie scalps and that's exactly
what they got as the injuns from Juniata
ambushed the Aggies 17-3.
It was a game where a victory would
have been very nice in front of a host of
visiting Aggie parents but all the Aggie
offense could muster was 41 yard Dave
Dallmer field goal (which tied an Aggie
record with Gary Myers who kicked a 41
yarder in 1980) in the second quarter.
The first half ended 3-0 Aggies, not
necessarily because of strong defense,
but because of backluster performances
by both offenses.
Juniata would come out of the locker
room and capture the golden treasure
they came to get as they would score all
their points in the second half. At 10:00
of the 3rd quarter, split end Morgan Johns
separated the Aggie secondary and
caught a nice pass from quarterback Mike
Culver and bolted 79 yards for a touch-
down. The point after made it 7-3. The
Indians would strike again in the third as
Culver hit James Metz with a ten yard
touchdown pass at 6:04 and they would
conclude their scoring at 11:08 of the
fourth on a Mike Schaffner 22 yard field
goal.
It seems that no matter how awful or
well the offense is on a particular day the
defense always picks up the slack and
does a masterful job. Strong safety Steve
Clark recorded two interceptions (one in
the endzone and record his 4th and 5th
in't's of the season) and he also recovered
a fumble and gave the Aggies field posi-
tion in Indian territory. Mike Williams
also snagged an interception for his sec-
ond of the season. Bob D'Arpa led the
Aggie defense with 13 tackles while line-
backer Bruce Sweda had nine and Chuck
Heiber. Mike Williams and Steve Clark
had seven. The defense played well but
the offense must be consistant in order to
be successful. The defense can't score all
the points.
Offensively the stats weren't impres-
sive. Juniata had 290 yards in total of-
fense while DVC had 154. Jim Wilson
was the leading Aggie ground gainer
with 52 yards on 20 carries. Walt Kobry-
znski was a disappointing nine for 30 for
71 yards and three interceptions and Brian
Breneman was the leading Aggie receiver
with five catches for 43 yards.
The DVC Aggies have three more
games to find some offense and make a
run at the leaders as they face the Flying
Dutchmen of Lebanon Valley on Satur-
day at 1:30 p.m.
LAX LOOSES 2ND
by Doreen Novi
The lacrosse club lost their second
game on Sunday. October 27th. We left
our school three quarters of an hour late
and drove like crazy to get there on time.
When we arrived at East Stroudsburg we
were greeted by a swarm of players. Their
team had 40 members as compared to
our 12 members.
The game finally got underway and
three minutes into the game East Strouds-
burg scored. Bill Moyer had the first shot
on goal for Del Val accompanied by Fran
Napolitano's attempt to score in the first
quarter. We had a total of three shots on
goal in the first quarter. East Stroudsburg
had 20.
In the second quarter. Chris Kelly had
Ghostbusters
Bill Murray and his Ghostbusters came
to DVC last Wednesday night. It was a
packed house for zany comedy about
three guys battling ghost in New York
City. Everyone seemed to have a good
time. Even with such a big audience, the
people were weD behaved. And the movie
was run very smoothly. My only com-
plaint is that shadow on the screen hang-
mg down from the ceiling. Could some-
thing be done about this? Thank you
Social House.
three shots on goal. Bob Sauer had one.
and Jim "Flounder" DeCourcey had I.E.S.
had five.
Half time came and we were down
10-0. The game was obviously not a
serious one. so some of the East Strouds-
burgs players came to our side and joined
Del Val's team. The fun really started in
the second half when the E.S. players
who were playing for Del Val started hit-
ting some of their own teammates from
E.S.
Finally in the fourth quarter. Del Val's
Fran Napolitano found the net and scored
one for Del Val. Shortly after Jim
DeCourcey scored the final goal for Del
Val.
The lacrosse club lost 18-2, but the
score didn't matter, the players had a
great time.
Better luck next time guys!
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vols home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. - 2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
By John Litzke
Sport Editor
SOCCER DROPS 2
by John Litzke
The Aggies dropped the two games
they played this week.
The first came on Wednesday (11/23)
at Scranton. A goal by Alex Simpson
sent the Aggies into the locker room tied
1-1. A missed penalty kick by the Aggies
and steady play by a tough Scranton club
sealed the fate of DVC as Scranton tri-
umphed 3-1.
And then it was Parent's Day on Satur-
day and the Aggies were facing th^
Lycoming Warriors The Warriors out-
played the Aggies and prevailed by a 4-1
score to lower their record 2-12-2. The
Aggies will entertahi FDU on Wednesday
(10/30) and will conclude their season
schedule vs. Washington on November 5
and the Grt^yhounds of Moravian on
November 6. Best of luck for a successful
final three games.
Aggies Hope for
Playoff Bid
by John Litzke
Coach Ban^y Fox is quite pleased with
the victories his team accomplished this
week. "This is the best year, so far. DVC
has ever had," commented Coach Fox,
"and we're hoping for a bid to go to the
MAC finals."
Wf II. \he Aggie volleyballers took three
more easy steps (or should I say two easy
and one notso-easv) towards a possible
plavoff berth as thev defeated Muhlenberq
on Wednesday in straight games i^-Oand
beat Allentown for the third time this
vear. mui' m^iin. \\\ straight sets. 3-0
The toughest match of the week was
against Kings College at Kings, although
the Aggies cruised to yet another 3-0 vic-
tory. On the way up to Kings, it seems
the Lady Aggies consumed some bad
oranges, causing some illness, which
could be a reason why this match wasn't
won as easily as the previous one. I
wonder if Kings had anything to do with
those oranges.
This is the final week of the Aggies
season, but the season won't end without
another tough battle as the Lady Aggies
will face a tough squad from Messiah on
Tuesday at Messiah. Good luck the rest
of the way and that playoff bid will come.
The rest of the schedule sees the Ag-
gies facing Cedar Crest on Thursday
away,
STAFF
Editors-in -Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger, Scott Zeitt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Ncil, Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somervllle, Dr. Ziemer
"See news it^ the making,
write P.O. Box 988.**
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Vol. XX. No. 8
Friday, November 8, 1985
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any Individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Agribusiness Students
Tour Massachusetts
by TerrI Metzler
On Friday, October 18th at 9:00 p.m.
nine Delaware Valley College students
set out for a weekend in Massachusetts.
The purpose was to visit Agribusiness
firms that produce and market fruits and
vegetables and to expose students to dif-
ferent management styles and application
of resources. There were also social and
cultural activities that complimented the
successful weekend.
Our farm tours began Saturday morn-
ing at 8:00 and ended Sunday afternoon
at 5:30. During the two days we visited
■' ten production and marketing farm oper-
ations. During our visits to the farms we
saw the following: FMC Apple Grade
System, controlled atmosphere storage,
cider press and bottling machinery,
various apple packaging and marketing
techniques, apple peeler, storage coolers,
frost control windmills, sprayer equip-
ment, and several unique retail farm
stores.
We give sp>ecial recognition and thanks
to the following host producers: John
Marshall of Marshall Farms, Gordon Kim-
ball of Flat Hill Orchards, Robert Davis of
Bolton Orchards. John Davis of Davis
Dairy Farm, David Chandler of Meadow-
brook Orchards. Mario Lanni of Lanni
Orchards, Dave Davidian of Davidian
Farm, and John Stevenson of Bottom
Spring Orchards.
At 4:00 a.m. Monday morning the
class left for the Boston Produce Market.
Mere we observed the international mar-
ket where we saw produce from various
foreign countries such as: Chile, Vene-
zuela, Greece, and Mexico. The varieties
of fruits and vegetables ranged from rasp-
berries to sugar cane. Next, we visited
the local New England growers market.
Here we viewed the fruits and vegetables
grown locally to be sold retail. The mar-
kets are set up in warehouse form where
trucks can unload large quantities of pro-
duce. The produce is chiefly bought for
retail sale at farm stands, supermarkets,
and restaurants.
Next, our tour took us to the Quincy
Market in Boston where we had breakfast
and had some time to do some shopping.
While in Boston we had the opportunity
to visit the New England Aquarium. Here
we viewed many different displays rang-
ing from tiny Penguins to fish that glow in
the dark. While there, one of the students
did a heroic deed by saving Okie and
Odie the Otters because their tank was
leaking.
Our total weekend was very beneficial.
We learned valuable knowledge pertain-
ing to Agribusiness. We also had the op-
portunity to meet and stay with very nice
people, the Arthur Mudget family from
Lancaster, Massachusetts. The students
felt as though they were part of the fami-
ly. We had a big turkey dinner on Sun-
day night that was like early Thanksgiv-
ing. Wc all pitched in to do household
duties such as cooking breakfast, doing
dishes, and making lunches. We enjoyed
our stay very much and we express our
thanks to our hospitable hosts, Mr. &
Mrs. Mudget.
■i0mt^k0-
In Appreciation
Dear friends and comrades,
I write this letter not only from a chorale president's position, but also from the posi-
tion of a friend and of deep appreciation. 1 would like to give the administration of this
school my sincere thanks for the support given. Without the support, this chorale festival
would not have had the sparkle that it did . it was you who had to approve the hosting of
the festival in the first place. My hat is off to you.
I also would like to call attention to the esprit de corps that was shown by the student
body. Folks, I was joyed to feel the general unity and support from all of you. Your effer-
vescent attitude was so great that even the visiting schools could feel it. Kathy, and the
OVC Band, thanks for all your hard work at the pub. We celebrated one great birthday
party.
I also want to thank the other three who were, with Mrs. Roberts, responsible for mak-
ing this festival become reality. Steve, Anita, Leslie, and Jo Ann; you were all one great
group of people to work with. Mrs. Roberts, thanks for having faith in us. God bless you
all.
Mr. Decker, your help was so vital and necessary. Thank you so much. The Student
Center was the center building for the whole festival. Carolyn, the lighting was great.
My crew, which was by my side for the whole set up of the staging, was very dedicated
and mature. We did a lot and every person worked to the end to see it through. Jim,
Terry. Dave, and Bonnie. 1 am indebted to you all.
I have saved the best for last. The ladies on the housekeeping staff worked so hard
and are often overlooked. Ladies, we ALL are thankful for you and your dedication.
You moved a lot of tables and chairs. Your good work helped make a lot of smiling
faces.
My thanks also to Steve Klein and his wonderful group of people. You folks satisfied a
lot of empty stomachs.
To all, let it be known that from October 31 to November 2 of 1985 twenty-four
schools from the state of Pennsylvania were represented here at Delaware Valley Col-
lege. When they left, they left very impressed and with good memories. I thank God
and all of you.
Thanks again.
Cliff Love
1985 DVC Chorale President
You've said it all What more can we say? It was a great festival thanks to the many
people listed above and those who go unnamed. Our sincere thanks to all of you for
your support in this successful endeavor.
Steve Cissel. Anita Christman. and
Leslie Blatt
The rest of the P. CCA.
Festival Committee
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
My congratulations to the Music faculty
and students and to the on -campus per-
sonnel who worked in a spirit of unity to
make the Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral
Festival held on campus last weekend so
successful.
Being part of the Student Center staff,
yet not part of the festival organization,
enabled me to "overhear" many good
comments about the college. In addition,
the students from the various colleges
treated our personnel and Student
Center respectfully. It was a pleasure
having them visit our campus.
Activities such as this one help DVC to
gain the recognition in the community it
deserves.
Sincerely.
• Corrie ^ei^n
Assistant Manager
V ^-J Student Center
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Campus
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 8
"Hope you didn't forget that today is
Wednesday." Fdk»v a Wednes<tey
t sdwdute.
Movies in Caesar's : Jaws l&
Stastr^ at 8 p.m.
SATimOAY. NOVEMBER 9
FB (A) vs. Lycoming at 1:^ p.m
OwK£ in APR from 9-1 a.m.
it even has a D.J.!
SUNDAY, NOVEMKR 10
EQ (H), Mdestone at 8 am
Today b tfie UnMed State Marine
Corps birtf^ky.
MCmOAY. NOVEMBER 11
Veteran's Day!
*'Ha\« a hap^ d^, Vel^
••Wrte hOTte to Mom (She will wr»e ^
back; that meam imI in yam madbox.)
TUESDAY, NOVBOat 12 ^
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THU^OAY. NOVBiOIER 14
B^ke^Tes' Honey Sham sni mmtOj
In M 114 at 8 p.m.
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FUNNY, OFFBiAT AND ORIGINAL.
Ptrhaps ttw btst film of its kind since
"The Graduatt!"
"It mal(«s you laugti hard and relivo your
own high school days. If I wore 17, I'd see it
6,000 timos!"
- iwl S)*9M, COOO MORNINC AMWRICA
There's a Time for Playing Safe
and a Time for Risky Business
- SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 10 • CAESAR'S PUB • 8:30 P.M.
^ ^ TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 12 • APR • 9:00 P.M.
Campus films present Risky Business starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Momay.
Risk]; Business is a crisp hypnotic version of a young man's sexual awakening and like a
dream it can suddenly turn from fun to a nightmare! Enjoy yourself and come see Risk^
Business.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF NOVEMBER 11
Tuesday, November 12
ATLANTIC BREEDERS CO-OP
Interviews in Placement Office
Starting 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
i^riday, November 15
CHEMLAWN
Interviews in Placement Office
Starting 9:00 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. .
From the Library
We are happy to provide change for
the copy machines. Unfortunately
sometirnes we run out on the week-
ends. Please plan ahead and be pre-
pared just in case.
WORK ABROAD 1986
On-the-Job Training in Scandinavia
Would you like to work in Scondina-
via summer/fall 1986? The American-
Scandinavian Foundation is seeking
qualified students for its training pro-
gram in Denmark, Finland, Norway
and Sweden.
Positions Available For Students
Majoring In:
• Agriculture
• Chemistry
_ V • Engineering
• Food Technology
• Foresty
• Geology
• Horticulture
Applicant Should Be
A Full Time Student:
• Majoring in ttie field in wtiicti
training is sougtit witti minimum
G.P.A. of 2.5 or C+ in rr^ajor
• For most assignments, at least a
junior by summer 1986 with some
previous, related work experience
• Able to meet round-trip airfare
• U.S. citizen or permanent resident
Deadline For Application:
December 15, 1985
Application fee: $35.00 at time of
application
For more information and applica-
tion form, specify the exact field in
which you are interested and write
to:
Exchange Division
The American-Scandinavian
Foundation
127 East 73rd Street
New York, NY 10021
United Parcel Service
Horsham, Pennsylvania
Immediate openings for permanent
Part Time Employment
$8.00 per hour
Apply in person at the Pennsylvania State Job Service Office
located at 471 East County Line Road, Hatboro. PA 19040,
between 9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M. — Monday through Friday
Applications are being accepted for
PACKAGE HANDLERS
START TIMES:
4:00 A.M., 5:00 P.M., 11:00 P.M.
5 Days A Week
DVC TO HOST
TURKEY TROT
Delaware Valley College will host the
12th Annual Turket Trot Race, Sunday,
November 24th. Starting time is 2:00
p.m.
Turkeys donated by Gross Gourmet
Foods will be awarded to the first two
men and first two women who finish.
Special awards will also be given to the
next 13 men and next eight women who
finish. Medals will also be awarded to the
top three men in nine different age cate-
gories and top three women in six differ-
ent age categories.
There will also be team awards, with
scoring based on the overall place finish
of the first five team members. Team
scoring cards will be picked up the day of
the race. A trophy and five team medals
will be given to the first high school team
and first open team .
Entry fee for the race is $2.00. Post
entry on the day of the race is $3.00.
Maps of the course are available from the
Delaware Valley College Athletic Office
during regular business hours (Monday
through Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.)
The men's record for the 3.5 mile
course is 16:04 set by Delaware Valley
College graduate Jim Parsons in 1984.
The women's record of 19: 17 was set by
Jeanne Cranney. another alumnus, in
1982.
For more information about the race,
runners can contact Dr. Robert Berthold,
the Delaware Valley College Cross
Country Coach, by calling 215-345-1500.
MISTAKE
Equine Club won first spirit car at
Homecoming, not the Equestrian.
Equine Club V.P.
Melanie O'Neill
It's Your Birthday!
NOVEMBER 8
it Julie Myers • Doug Miller •
it Kurt Kauffman • Tracy Penty •
it Robert Day • Joanne Domzalski •
• Steven Raught • Trish Dollarton •
NOVEMBER 9
* Andrew Garrett *
NOVEMBER 10
it Deborah Scannapieco it
it Christopher Turner it
it Brian Van Errden •
* Nate Trump • Konrad Wasen •
NOVEMBER 11
* David Griscom • Jodi Brough it
* Marvin Emerson *
NOVEMBER 12
it Kim Prey it
NOVEMBER 13
* Clayton Butterworth •
* Carrie Yunniger • John Rino •
it Howard Goldenberg it
it Lori Luciano • Kelly Modla •
NOVEMBER 14
* John Boone • Leeannc Semmel it
it Connie Hajioannou it
it Michael Loomis •
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
If for some sillv reason a person doesn't
want their birthday published, please let
us know beforehand because otherwise
we are goin^j to publish it.
Sincere!];.
Coeditorsin-chief
John Ebert ;"
Rosemary Kluth
collegiate crossword
©Edward Julius Collegiate CW84-4
ACROSS
1 Pocket the cue ball
8 Airline company
14 Beforehand bargain
15 Large shellfish
16 Shoots a gun again
17 Leaves
18 Lady sheep
19 Noisy disturbances
21 Part of NNP
22 "God's Little "
24 Slender fish
25 Italian seaport
26 Prearranged fight
27 Jazz percussion
instruments
29 Arabian seaport
30 Elinor of the Met
32 Gershwin piece, for
short
34 College courses
36 Track team
39 Self -centered one
43 Newspaper item, for
short
44 Makeup of cards
46 Football's
Graham
47 Laminated mineral
48 German pronoun
49 tide
50 Certain lodge
member
51 Fur coat material
55 Wire measure
56 Press
58 Solvent ingredient
60 Incomplete
61 Holy places
62 Fitted within one
another
63 Garment workers
DOWN
1 Butter. Jam, etc.
2 Hair style
3 Sports official
4 " was saying.."
5 Infield covering
6 Liz Taylor role,
for short
7 Red-letter woman
8 Above: Ger.
9 Siestas
10 Longshoreman's
union (abbr.)
11 Whirlwind
12 Became a contestant
13 Fate
15 Long Island
university
20 Extremely depressed
23 Type of peach
25 Low-pitched
woodwind
27 Grammatical
structures
28 Pitcher's statistic
31 Mr. Whitney
33 Slangy throw
35 Sailed
36 Aaron's specialty
37 Texas city
38 Comedian Don — —
40 First on the list
(2 wds.)
41 Wood or leather
worker
42 Like some bathing
suits
45 Whip
51 Created
52 Employed
53 Yearn
54 Type of insurance
57 Ending for
correspond
59 Mr. Conway
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
L I T
Z
K E • S
SPORTS'
BRIEFS
• In public and Catholic League Action
this past week
,
Lincoln
35
Mastbaum
Washington
22
King
12
Central
34
Germantown
8
Rox Borough
39
Edison
Bartram
50
University City
Southern
26
BOK
8
Frankford
15
OIney
8
Franklin
14
Overbrook
6
Episcopal
27
WestPhila.
Dobbins
20
Northeast
19
McDevitt
41
LaSalle
Ryan
15
Judge
7
North
19
Dougherty
7
Wood
34
Kenrick
7
Carroll
14
Bonner
3
O'Hara
26
St. James
Roman
24
St. Joe's
16
WestCath.
9
Neuman
8
• In Bux-Mont and Suburban Action
;
Perk. Valley
26
CB East
6
Souderton
13
Hat-Horsham
13
North Penn
42
Upper Perk.
CB West
21
Pennridge
Neshaminy
28
Abington
U. Merion
54
L. Moreland
Wissahickon
25
U. Moreland
Lansdale Cath
.28
Kennedy
6
Norristown
22
Tennent
8
Council Rock
14
Truman
7
Pennsbury
33
Bensalem
Ply-White
35
Methacton
• Florida is the AP * 1 team as Iowa falls
to Ohio State 22- 13, and Penn State is
the UPI *1 team after its victory over
BC. ^
• Sixers sputtering at 2-3 after OT loss to
Atlanta. 114-113.
• How about this for unbelievable: L.A,
Clippers are 5-0.
• Flyers cruising to six -point lead over se-
cond place Washington after 7-4 de-
throning of Kings for seventh in a row.
• Bo Jackson hurt in 14-10 loss to Florida
• In Other Games:
Villanova 48
Notre Dame 41
Georgia 58
BYU 59
Maryland 28
Penn State 16
Delaware 17
Penn 31
Navy JV 20
Navy 17
Tulane 3
Wyoming
North Carolina
Boston College 12
Temple 10
Princeton 21
In Other Action:
Augsborg
Peru State
Tufts
Rhodes
Linfield
Morehouse
16 St.Olaf
17 BemidjiSt.
41 Colby
24 Earlham
48 Lewis & Clark
42 Miles
N..C. Central 55 Bowie St.
Emory & Henry 20 Union
28
10
9
28
16
• Kirk Gibson of Detriot biggest of Base-
ball's free agents.
• In MAC Action:
Widener 14 Wilkes 7
DVC 28 Leb. Valley
Lycoming 39 Juniata 27
Moravian 41 Albright 7
Susquehanna 23 Upsala 16
Muhlenberg 35 Ursinus 34
Gettysburg 28 Hamp-Syd. 14
• Eagles fall short of stopping 49ers
24-13; New England 17 - Miami 13;
Jets 35 - Colts 17; Giants 22 - Tampa
Bay 20
• Refrigerator Perry catches TD pass as
Bears stay unbeaten with 16 - 10 win
over G.B.
NEXT WEEK: EXCLUSIVE
WINTER SPORTS PREVIEW!!
• DVC Men's and Women's Basket-
ball shoot for the top.
• Aggie Wrestlers out to defend
their title.
WILSON, AGGIES
CRUSH LEBANON VALLEY
by John Litzke
When 1 think of the Flying Dutchman I
think of an episode of the old "Spider-
man" cartoons when Spiderman battles
a scientist named Dr. Octopus and some-
how a ghostly ship appears above the
rough ocean, and Spiderman says. "I
don't believe it, it's the Flying Dutchman."
What does this have to do with football?
Who knows, but Lebanon Valley looked
a bit ghostly as they went up and down
the football field this past Saturday. Any-
way, Lebanon Valley visited the Aggies
and were downed quite easily 28-0 in
DVC's final home game to leave the Ag-
gie record at 5-3 and lower the Dutch-
man deeper into their grave in last place
at 0-9.
It looked like the Jim Wilson show as
he carried the ball 38 times for 190 yards
and a bunch of his runs set up Aggie TD's.
I thought a 200-yard day was on the hori-
zon. The game was scoreless going into
the second quarter, but in that quarter
the Aggies scored all the points they
would need. At 12:37 of the second
quarter, Joe Bello completed a 16 play.
73 yard drive with a six yard touchdown
romp and a John Sukeena extra point
made it 7-0. Now you may be wonder-
ing, "Doesn't Dave Dallmer kick extra
points (and field goals)?" Not anymore
because Dave retired for reasons un-
known. Then with :35 seconds left in the
Volleyball's Playoff Hopes
Riding on Victory Over Upsala
by John Litzke
The volleyball team's playoff hopes
are on the line. They are in a "must win"
situation as they face the Lady Vikings of
Upsala at Upsala tonight (Mon 11/4).
The team's record has fallen to 19-12
after losing five straight matches during a
tournament this past weekend. The vic-
tors over our Aggies were Messiah, Roch-
ester, Western Maryland, Catholic and
Elizabethtown. In the Messiah matchup
there were three key injuries suffered by
Connie Hajioannou (ankle) , Michele Heff-
ner (hip), and Carol Gwynn (finger)
which according to a reliable source, had
nothing to do with the losses.
The Aggies bounced back after a tough
weekend and defeated Cedar Crest in
three games with the JV also triumphing
over Cedar Crest in two.
With all the successful accomplish-
ments of our volleyball team this season,
their season wouldn't be complete with-
out an invitation to the MAC playoffs.
This team deserves it and once the Lady
Vikings are conquered, it's time to get
down to business.
half, Brian Breneman snatched a 38-yard
touchdown pass from Walt Kobryznski
and a John Sukeena kick made it 14-0 at
the half. The halftime stats were like
night and day as the Aggies led in every
category, but what hurt was the three
times DVC coughed up the football,
each of which could've led to a score.
In the third quarter, Jon Wilson snagged
a 27 yard touchdown pass from Walt at
1:51 and the extra point made it 21-0
and the scoring concluded for this cold,
cloudy day on a nine yard Joe Bello
touchdown run at 11:21 of the fourth,
completing an eight play — 55 yard
drive.
The final stats were lop-sided: first
downs: DVC 21. LV 5; total yards and
average gain play: DVC 372 and 4.4
play. LV 54 and 0.9 play; rushing yards:
DVC 274, LV 67. You've got the picture.
Walt Kobryznski was six for 16 passing
for 120 yards and two touchdowns and
one interception while Dutchman quarter-
back Kevin Peters was seven for 23 for
29 yards and one interception (by line-
backer Bruce Sweda). In rushing, Jim
Wilson's stats stand out as do Joe Bello's
two touchdowns and Jon Wilson led all
Aggie receivers with four catches for 47
yards.
This was a good way to break their
two game losing streak and get a bit of
momentum. I think the Aggies are going
to need all the momentum they can get
as they will face the division leading,
unbeaten Warriors of Lycoming at Ly-
coming at 1:30. Best of luck.
Personals
Have you lost an "R" lately? Well, I
found it.
Three cheers for Mrs. Roberts and the
P. CCA. Committee. Great Success!
Culture comes to DVC at last!
John, you are such the party animal!
John, can 1 be an English tutor like
you?
Flower Shop Hours
Monday & Tuesday
4-5 p.m.
Wednesday
11 a.m.-l p.m. • 4-5 p.m.
Thursday
1-5 p.m.
Friday
2:30-5 p.m.
Take advantt^e of
our discount and
buy a green plantl
SPECIAL
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GREEN PLANTS
By John Litzke
Sport Editor
Delaware Valley College
Equestrian Team
4th Annual Horseshow
will be held November 10. 1985
at Milestone Farms
(Dtrecttom: North 611 to Dublin Exit.
North 313. left at first light - Feny Road.
Bam on left.)
Come and cheer the team on!
EQUESTRIAN RESULTS
by Beth Meny
The second horseshow was held at
Pleasant Hollow Farms in Pleasant Val-
ley, Pennsylvania on October 27, 1985.
Hosted by Kutztown University.
Open Division:
On the flat: Jennifer Piatt, 5th
Robin Crawford, 2nd
Leslie Ward, 3rd
Claudia Krebs, 5th
Darlene Cernohorsky, 3rd
Over fences: Claudia Krebs, 4th
Robin Crawford, 5th
Intermediate Division:
On the flat: Beth Meny, 5th '■ ^
Tony DeLise, 1st
Over fences: Beth Meny, 3rd
Darlene Cernohorsky, 6th
Novice Division:
On the flat: Lisa Martini. 1st
Over fences: Melanie O'Neill, 6th
Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter
Sandy Ingraham, 2nd
Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter:
Claudia Beck, 3rd
Advanced WaUc-Trot:
Donna Hoover, 1st
P.J. Guyre, 2nd
Nick Shvidrik
Beginner Walk-Trot:
Julie Kopack. 1st
We came in third and P.J. Guyre
qualified for regionals in Advanced
Walk-Trot.
GIVING THE GIFT OF LIFE
The Ultimate Challenge
Will the class of '86 once again know
the "thrill of victory" by succeeding
where few have dared to go before? Yes,
they are our current champions when it
comes to giving the gift of life — blood!
This must mean they are the most caring,
concerned, and community-minded per-
sons at DVC — or must it?
On Wednesday, November 20th, you
will have the opportunity to challenge
the seniors by offering the gift of life and
participating in DVC's annual fall semes-
ter blood drive. The seniors think they
have it wrapped up. They are feeling su-
perior and complacent. Will we allow
them to again win the ultimate challenge?
We, as individuals and as members of
a class or staff, can compete within the
DVC structure to see who is the undis-
puted fall '85 winner of the "ultimate chal-
lenge"... but by competing within, we
come together as a community to show
the Red Cross and the patients of area
hospitals that we are willing to reach out
and help our neighbors. Let each class
pull together, and try to surpass our Col-
lege's commitment of 200 pints. See you
on the 20th in the APR from 10:30 a.m.
to 3:^ p.m. to give the gift of life.
Reprinted from "The Aqumas," the
Urriuersity of Scrar\ton School paper.
WHY LOVE WHEN YOU
CAN JOIN HA.T.E?
by Dr. Edward Capestany
I am writing about the ACRONYMIC
Language of Future Times ("ALOFT').
An ACRONYM is a word formed from
initial letters of other words - "AKROS"
in Greek means topmost of extremity,
while "ONOMA" means name.
ACRONYMS are invading us and
they are practically in the alphabet soup
of our daily lives. Remember you were
born in the USA, perhaps in the time of
FDR or LBJ.
At any event, you have to pay your
IRS. You are here in college because
you want to get your B.A. and later go
for your MA and maybe even your Ph.D.
Perhaps you want to become an MD. At
least you want to become a VIP working
for IBM or RCA or GE. Perhaps you
want to go into Politics and you like the
GOP. That's OK with me!
When you relax and listen to your FM
radio or watch TV, whether it is NBC or
CBS I don't care, perhaps you want to
know who did kill JR. Frankly, I only
listen to the news about NASA launching
a satellite into space, or about NATO be-
ing undermined by the USSR. Or I learn
about a UFO landing on the campus at
UCLA.
I don't watch TV because I hate the sit-
ojms. Whether you are from PA of FLA,
I want to warn you about your future
language. This is an SOS from Shake-
speare to you — we don't have to wait
for ET to come down and warn us. Please
join "HATE," Humans Against Tortured
Elocution.
You don't have to be a WASP or a RC
to do that. You just have to love the con-
crete instead of the abstract. You just
have to love HATE.
Dr. Edward Capestar)^; is a member of
the philosophy/ department at the Ur)iuer-
siti> of Scranton.
Hobby For Relief Volle^fball Tournament Senior Research Project
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF 12.00 WITH I.D.
Have you ever returned to your room
after a long, grueling day feeling ex-
tremely tense and in need of a way to
wind down and relax? Keeping an aquar-
ium in your room can be a relaxing hob-
by. Just watching fish tends to soothe
one's nerves and decrease blood pres-
sure. The popularity of keeping an aquar-
ium has increased on campus, as many
people have begun their own this semes-
ter. Instead of vegetating in front of the
TV, try watching the fish for a while to
see and feel the difference.
Thank You
The Dean of Students Office wants to
thank everyone who so willingly gave of
their talents to make Parent's Day a suc-
cess . . . especially . .
• Dr. Martin & friends (Mr. Alexander.
Rosemary Kluth and her sidekicks) for
centerpieces, corsages & decorating.
• Steve Klein and the M.W. Wood staff
for a great "that's Italian" meal.
• Jeff Williams and his housekeeping
staff — sorry about the wine. guys.
• Chief Pence and Security.
• Mr. Decker.
• Les Lombardi and Judy Davidson for
the Italian music.
• Mrs. Brust for her artistic sign -making.
• Celia and her guides — you guys
i looked great in those hats!
^ Student Government for a great wine
and cheese bash — Mr. Craver you
are a regular "Fred Astaire."
• and last, but not least. San Giorgio
Spaghetti Company — the boxes
were great!!
See you all next year . . . same time,
same place.
Hey, all you volleyball players, get
ready for the First Annual Campus-wide
Volleyball Tournament on November 20
to 22. The teams will consist of four guys
and four girls, with three of each playing
at any one time. Sign ups will start on
November 10 in the Cafe. The registra-
tion is $15 per team, which will also get
the team into the registered party on the
last night of the tournament. A trophy
will go to the winner of the tournament,
so get all of those teams together and
practice for the big event.
Is There A Real Cure?
There is a disease running rampant on
Del Val's campus. Its symptoms are lack
of emotion or lack of interest or concern.
The causes may be a multitude of things.
Could it be attitude? Social atmosphere?
Laziness? Who knows? The disease being
referred to is called apathy. Many stu-
dents tend to catch this fiend at some
point in their schooling careers. It affects
them academically, extracurricularly, and
may even affect the student socially as
well. Apathy is a difficult sickness to
resolve. Keep a positive attitude; hold
your own high. You can prevent a case
of apathy.
Photo Service
24- Hour Photo Service is available
in the Student Store beginning Tues-
day, November 19. All rolls only
$4.99.
Open:
Mor)dai; to Fridai^
10:30 a.m. ■ 2:30 p.m.
Mondai^ to Thursda\^
6:00 p.m. ■ 8:00 p.m.
A PERSONAL PLEA
A personal plea from Dr. Orr to clubs,
teams, and other campus organizations:
do not put any signs of any kind on the
outside doors, or on doors and walls in-
side of Mandell Science Building. Money
is being spent to refurbish the building
and your cooperation will be appreciated
in maintaining its appearance. We would
like to aid you in your efforts to advertise
your various events on campus. Just stop
by my office M 113 if you need informa-
tion concerning bulletin boards available
for student notices in the building.
Robert S. On
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NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Val's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 •DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Fcx)tball Specials
TUES. NIGHT: Impcxt Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Mtain. PA
The presentation erf the SenicM" Research
Project Proposals is scheduled for Thurs-
day, November 14, 1985. The meeting
will take place in Room 102, Feldman
Agriculture Building, with presentations
starting at 4:10 p.m.
Everyone — faculty, students, and
especially those students interested in
graduate work, are urged to attend.
Nominations Being Taken
by Harry S. Truman
Scholarsliip Foundation
The Harry S. Truman Scholarship
Foundation has announced that it is now
seeking nominations of outstanding stu-
dents in any academic discipline who are
preparing for careers in public service.
Institutions can nominate up to two
sophomores for the 1986 competition. If
selected, each student will receive a
scholarship award covering eligible ex-
penses up to $5,000 per year for their
junior and senior years and two years of
graduate study.
The deadline for nomination is Decem-
ber 1 . Eligible students must be full-time
sophomores working toward or planning
to pursue a baccalaureate degree, have a
"B" average or equivalent, stand in the
upper fourth of the class, and be a U.S.
citizen or U.S. national heading toward a
career in government.
Interested students should speak to
the Truman Scholarship Fund Represent
tative whose nam** should be posted on
campus, or write tlve Truman Scholarship
Review Committee. CN 6302. Princeton,
NJ 08541-6302.
Lool( Like Summer
Never Ended!
Call Tan-Alize
343-3575
One FREE Visit
with Student I.D.
ROBERT KLEIN
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16
8 P.M. • JAMES WORK GYM
Tickets available at Ticketron
or Dean of Students Office
(cash onlyl)
DVC - $4.00
General Admission — $7.00
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger, Scott Zeitt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neil, Scott Zekt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XX. No. 9
Friday. November 15. 1985
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Thank You
Mother Nature
by E.D. Wengryn
Some people say that when you grad-
uate college, the year you remember
most is your senior year. Other people
feel so many important things happen in
your earlier years at school that you re-
member them more! Memories remain of
that feeling of combined fear and antici-
pation as you spend your first night on
campus, or the nervous feeling during
your first chemistry exam when you won-
dered, "Will I pass the course?" There are
also fond memories, like playing ball in
the hallway or getting trashed during
Monday night football (and even the
memories of your first registered party) .
But of all things to remember, the fra-
grances in the air are remembered most.
For instance the smell of perfume on that
cute girl you couldn't wait to meet or the
fresh air smells from Farm Three. The
most memorable fragrance for any student
must be the smell of the fruit of Ginkgo
biloba. The rank odor of the Ginkgo
"berry" is something no Del Val student
ever forgets: it engraves itself in your
memory forever. And when someone
begins to plan their return to school from
summer vacation, the smell of Ginkgo
comes strongly to mind. For this year,
though, the smell will be a memory only.
The combined efforts of the grounds crew
spraying chemicals to reduce fruit set and
a late frost by mother nature refused to
let the trees bear fruit. So for me. my
fondest memories of my senior year will
be of the lack of a pungent odor in the
air. For that 1 say "Thank You. Mother
Nature!"
Hands-On-Training . ,.^i
In Advertising , . .
by Lucia Laurito, Coirespondent
Are you interested in learning about
advertising first hand? Stockton. West.
Burkhart. Inc., an advertising, marketing,
and public relations agency, would like
to employ college students to compile
competitive information in the Philadel-
phia market.
The position being offered would in-
volve scanning local media. This includes
television, radio, and newspaper informa-
tion. Students would earn a monthly
salary.
For further information, please con-
tact Stockton. West, Burkhart, Inc. at
964-8421. It is located in Wayne, Pa.
It's Your Birthday!
NOVEMBER 15
* Paula Owens it
NOVEMBER 17
ir Brian Maschmeyer *
NOVEMBER 18
• Michael Ferreu-o *
• Scott McMullen •
* James Butler it
if Leo Reaver ir
NOVEMBER 20
it Ed Bonai it
NOVEMBER 21
it Scot Seidel *
it Charles Baker it
it Derin Poor *
• Robin Crawford it
* Beth Engelka •
R.A. APPLICATIONS
AVAILABLE 1986-1987
"We Need A Few
Good Men and Womenl"
The Residence Life Offke is accepting
applications for Resident Assistant staff
positions for the 1986-87 academic year.
Applications and reference forms may be
obtained from the Residence Life Office
the second floor of the Student Center.
All completed forms must be returned no
later than Reading Day. December 12,
1985.
To apply, you must have lived on cam-
pus here at Delaware Valley College for
at least one semester. You must be in
good academic standing and be able to
communicate well, make quick deci-
sions, and exhibit good judgment in dif-
ficult situations. It will give you the op-
portunity to become a vital part of our
campus community.
Appointments are made for one se-
mester, with renewals based on overall
p)erformance. The remuneration is $1,150
(cost of your room) plus $240. (X) salary
for your first year. Each applicant will be
notified as to the scheduling of his/her
interviews early next semester.
You are strongly encouraged to apply!
This is your chance to take an active role
in improving campus life at D.V.C. Being
a Resident Assistant fills a unique role as
a leader and teacher. Employers are look-
ing for people who have this type of ex-
perience in supervision and counseling in
a working situation. You will receive train-
ing, assistance and the satisfaction of do-
ing a good job.
If you have any questions or would
like any further information, please feel
free to talk to a Resident Assistant, or stop
up in the Residence Life Office and talk
with Mrs. Brust or Mr. Lombardi. Pick up
your application packet today and re-
member, "we need a few good men and
women."
DVC and Beaver College
May Offer Joint Programs
by Bill Rein
Representative of DVC and Beaver
College met recently to discuss a |x>ssible
agreement in which both schools would
offer joint academic and extra-curricular
programs, according to a recent article in
The Daili; Intelligencer.
The plan would enable students of
both colleges to supplement their degree
programs with courses unavailable at their
own school. Our college V.P. Dr. Arthur
E. Wolf noted that this plan will not dimin-
ish any current programs in our curricu-
lum. Dr. Wolf added, "The schools are
independent and will remain indepen-
dent." However, "they are very interested
in our athletic program and our music
program," he said. "It is a commitment,
but no firm plans have been made," he
commented.
Beaver College is primarily a liberal
arts college which includes several gradu-
ate programs. It is located near the south
end of the Route 309 Expressway (14
miles south of DVC) in Glenside, Pa.
SEARCH FOR 1986
Miss Penna^flvania U,S.A.
NOW UNDERWAY
Applications are now being accepted
from all over the Keystone State for the
annual Miss Pennsylvania U.S.A. Pa-
geant to be staged this year for the first
time in Monroeville, Pennsylvania, in the
Grand Ballroom of the High Rise How£ird
Johnson's Hotel on February 7, 8, and
9. 1986. The Miss Pennsylvania Pageant
is an offknal Miss U.S.A. — Miss Universe
Contest.
There is no "Performing Talent" require-
ment, all judging is on the basis of pxjise,
personality and beauty of face and figure.
Entrants who qualify must be at least 17
years of age and under 25 years of age
by May 1st, 1986, never married, and at
least six month residents of Pennsylvania,
thus college dorm students are eligible.
All girls interested in competing for the ti-
tle must write to:
Miss Pennsylvania U.S.A.
Pageant Tri-State Headquarters
347 Locust Avenue
Wasliington. PA 15301
by November 24th
Letter must include a recent snapshot, a
brief biography and phone number.
The giri chosen as Miss Pennsylvania
U.S.A. will receive a 14-day all-expense
paid trip to Miami, Rorida, the site of the
Miss U.S.A. Pageant nationally televised
on CBS-TV in May competing for over
$175, (XX) in cash and prizes. Among her
many prizes, the new state winner will
receive a $1,000 cash scholarship and
will select a $1,0(X) wcirdrobe.
The new winner will be crowned by
the current Miss Pennsylvania U.S.A.,
Sandra Ferguson of Clairton, who will be
pre^nt for the entire event at the High
Rise Howard Johnson's Hotel.
NOTICE:
Thanksgiving Break
All dormitories will remain open over
the Thanksgiving Break. All residents are
reminded to secure their rooms by lock-
ing windows and doors and also unplug-
ging all electrical appliances. The female
residence halls will be locked during the
entire vacation period, so all female stu-
dents must use their access cards to enter
the buildings. If you plan on staying in
the dormitory over the break, please in-
form the Residence Life Offrce before
Tuesday, November 26th.
No meals will be served after the dinner
meal (4:30-5:^) Tuesday, November
26th. The first meal served after the break
will be the dinner meal on Monday,
December 2nd. Our tradittonal Thanks-
giving Dinner will take place on Thursday,
November 21st. Please make reservations
for one of the searings. The Food Com-
mittee will be taking reservations that
week in the cafeteria lobby.
Have an enjoyable Thanksgiving Day!
RED CROSS
The Red Cross is offering students the
chance to get away from the routine aca-
demic grind and to have "hands-on" learn-
ing exF>erience in communications. Five
internships are available in the Marketing
and Communications Department of the
Southeastern Pennsylvania Chapter of
the American Red Cross bcated in Center
City, Philadelphia.
Talented students who want experierKe
creating and implementing projects as
part of a team can get a good overview
of the public relations through this place-
ment. The Office of Marketing and Com-
munications meets the internal and ex-
ternal communk:ations needs of one. of
the largest Red Cross Chapters, as well
as the external communication needs of
the eight-county Pcnn-Jerscy Blood Ser-
vices Region.
While these positions are geared to
students in jourrvalism, public relations,
graphic arts and advertising, the experi-
ence may be relevant to futurje managers.
"You never know what you'll end up do-
ing," according to a Haverford senior
currently inteming at the Red Cross. "In
my first month I found myself helping to
arrange for the visit of representatives of
the Chinese Red Cross. You might end
up escorting a TV newsaew, asking cele-
brities to help out with a special project,
or writing press releases," he saki.
For more information about commu-
nications intemships, contact Susan Sny-
der, Assistant Director, Marketing &
Communications, American Red Cross,
at 299-4041.
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The DVC Student Horoscope
For The Week Of
November 14-20
Aries (3/21-4/19) - Promises made
don't always have to be kept. Some peo-
ple don't earn them. The weekend is
your chance to figure all of the little
things out. Monday approach problems
with caution; midweek ease up a bit.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Relationships
work best when two people both give and
take, equally; it's your turn to start giving
this weekend. By Monday new agree-
ments are nnet; midweek a chance to en-
joy life.
Gemini (5/21-6/20) - Simple basic
manners go a long way for you now.
Don't be rude. Weekend work on impKDr-
tant projects. Monday stay away from
troubling people; midweek talk to old
friends.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) - Lady Luck can
turn a cruel hand; be careful. Don't lose
your tempter this weekend. Monday sees
problems resolved; midweek keep your
mind on your books.
tco (7/23-8/22) - Avoid acting on
whims at this time better to think things
through. This may mean a weekend with
the books. Spend Monday having fun;
work the best you can for midweek
problem.
Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Don't put your-
self down now. Yours are the best ideas.
Try something new over the weekend;
touch base on Monday. Spend time with
someone special; they may need you
more than ever before.
UlMra (9/23-10/23) - Finances are
imF>ortant to you — be careful where
and how you ^pend your money. Week-
end shopping sprees should be avoided.
Spend time at less expensive events.
Monday is a good day to study something
you haven't been able to understand.
Midweek brings success in finding that
elusive partner.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - Avoid be-
ing pushy with your friends they can't
take much more. Monday speak softly.
Midweek learn to think before you act,
someone important is watching.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - Keep
up on events in your life — things begin
to move fast, almost too fast. Spend
weekend trying to find where things are
going. Monday prepare to ride the fast
lane; midweek everything is going your
way.
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) - Fun and
games are O.K. Just watch the expenses.
Don't overdo it. Christmas is coming.
Weekend spend time with friends; work
hard in classes early week and feel free to
relax by midweek.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - Career
choices are staring you in the face, make
them fast but carefully. No action and
you lose. Monday think before you try
something new. Midweek remember an
old friend for the end of the week; treat
yourself to something special.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Long range
plans become important now, don't blow
them. Weekend is time to organize
thoughts; early week start a new pro-
gram. Midweek start life one day at a
time.
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Anyone wanting to change rooms for
the spring '86 semester should make their
requests known at the Residence Life Of-
fice by Tue^ay, November 26th. Your
name will be placed on a waiting list, and
we will attempt to honor your request as
circumstances permit.
A limited number of both male and fe-
male on-campus housing opportunities
will be available second semester. If you
are interested in moving onto campus in
'86, stop by the Residence Life Office at
your earliest convenience.
And finally ... the Residence Life Of-
fice has three more full-length mirrors
available for immediate sale, on a first-
come first-served basis. The cost of the
minor and hardware is $7.00 — such a
bargain!
AGRIBUSINESS NEWS!
There will be a guest speaker from the
Ciba-Geigy Corporation. Agricultural
Division on Wednesday. December 4,
1985 at 11:20 a.m. in AG 113. The
sales, marketing, and promotion of
Agriculture chemicals will be the topic of
discussion .
Everyone is invited to attend!
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STUDENT STORE
TRIVIA SALE
All Lee Trivia Books
Half Price
One Week Only
November 18-22
Great & Inexpensive
Christmas Gifts
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Apfjointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF 12.00 WITH I.D.
Look Like Summer
Never Ended!
Call Tan-Alize
343-3575
One FREE Visit
with Student I.D.
by C.B.R.
Preparations for A- Day '86 have been
going quite well thus far. The Publications
Committee has already begun to contact
business for patronage of the event. Pay-
ments for work hours have already been
handed to all the various clubs that par-
ticipated in last year's A-Day. The com-
mittees have begun searching for "bigger
and better" bargains in an all-out effort to
deplete the costs of A-Day. The A-Day
Committee is working hard to make the
'86 Festival a memorable occasion.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
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Library News
Bruce Hanson, evening reference li-
brarian, will have a show of his photo-
graphs at the Samuel S. Fleishcr Art
Memorial in Philadelphia from Novem-
ber 19 to December 12.
He is one of twelve artists chosen from
325 who submitt€»d work for this year's
Challenge Exhibition Series. His photo
graphs have been shown at the Alicntown
Art Museum and the Rodman House, *
The Fleisher Art Memorial is located at
709-721 Catharine Street. The gallery is
open Monday through Thursday from
12 to 5 p.m., 7 to 9:30 p.m. and Satur-
day from 1 to 3 p.m. (Closed Thank^iv-
ing Weekend.)
The periodical room of the library is
happy to provide change for the copy
machines when we have it. Sometimes
we run out on the weekend. Plan ahead!
Forwarned is forarmed.
Sports Capers
Sports Capers, a movie of some great
sports bloopers will be presented on Fri*
day. November 15th in the Student Cen-
ter Music Room at 7:00 p.m. Some of
the hilarious bloopers are from sports
such as. baseball, football, jogging, and
soccer. The Christian Fellowship is pre-
senting this film. All are welcome to
attend!
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STAFF
Editors-in -Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger, Scott Zeitt
Judy Henry, Bruce Bailey
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographer Melanie O'Neil, Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
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write P.O. Box 988."
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
EXCLUSIVE WINTER SPORTS' PREVIEW
Scrimmage vs. Bucks County
New Head Coach. Bill Werkiser
Aggie Men's Basketball Shoots for the Top!
fey John Litzke
In his premier season as head coach of
the Aggies. Bill Werkiser (former Norris-
town H.S. Head Coach, former DVC
Assistant Coach) leads a strong 1985-86
Aggie Men's Basketball Team into a sea-
son where they hope to improve on their
12-12. (6-10 in MAC) record of 1984-85.
The team is still quite young (only sopho-
mores and freshmen) and from their per-
formance in two exhibitions thus far,
their chances for improving on last year's
record are very good.
The '85-'86 squad has six returning
Jetterman and three returning starters
and a wealth of impressive newcomers.
Here's the 1985-86 team:
Derrick McCarter — Derrick is a 6-3
sophomore forward from West Philadel-
phia H.S. He averaged 13.5 points and
4. 1 rebounds in 24 games for the Aggies
last season. Derrick has a consistent jump
shot and is strong inside and on the
boards
John Boone — John is 6-6 sophomore
center from Olyney H.S. in Philadelphia.
He averaged 9.9 points and had a total
of 158 rebounds to lead the team and an
average of 6.8 per game in 23 games.
John was a strong player in the middle of
last season and looks to be even stronger
this season.
Eric Ford — Eric is a 5-7 sophomore
guard from Lansdowne and attended
Penn Wood H.S. Eric's dribbling, shoot-
ing, and play-making abilities make him
the "quarterback" and an integral part of
the team. Eric averaged 8.7 points and
2.1 rebounds in 24 games last season.
Martin Hoffner — Marty is a 5-10
sophomore guard out of Bishop Kenrick
H.S, in Norristown. Marty averaged 1.9
points in 18 games for the Aggies. His of-
fense and ball handling have greatly im-
proved and he should contribute this
season.
Paul Sterling — Paul is a 5-10 guard
out of Germantown H.S. in Philadelphia.
Paul averaged 1.5 points in seven games
last season and should help coming off
the bench. Paul is known for his jumping
ability and aerial dunks.
Marie Spotts — Mark is a 6-4 sopho-
more forward out of Schuykill Haven
H.S. Mark averaged 3.1 points in 23
games last season. Mark's strengths are
liis baseline shooting and his rebounding
(2.5 rebounds per game in '84- '85). Mark
will make a strong contribution this
season.
Joe Butts — Joe is a 6-0, 160 pound
ireshman guard from Overbrook H.S. in
Philadelphia. Joe was quite impressive in
tfie exhibition vs. BCCC as he showed a
strong jump shot and a lot of quickness
on the fast break. Joe is a welcome addi-
tion and should add depth in the back-
court.
Bryan "Snnooth" Haskins — Smooth
is a 6-1, 150 pound guard out of Ben
Franklin H.S. in Philadelphia. Smooth
Dvas very impressive in the BCCC Scrim-
image. He displays a deadly jump shot
and is quick on the transition, quick on
the fast break and a force driving to the
basket.
Joe Westerfer — Joe is a 6-4, 185
pound freshman forward from Archbishop
Kennedy H.S. in Philadelphia. Joe's size
should help in rebounding and scoring in
close.
Dwight Weldon — Dwight is a 6-1,
193 pound freshman forward from Wis-
sahickon H.S. in Ambler, Pa. Dwight dis-
played a fine shooting touch in the BCCC
Scrimmage and with his size should add
some bulk inside.
Chris Tounisell — Chris is a 6-6 sopho-
more forward out of. Aliquippa H.S. in
Aliquippa, Pa. Chris was with the team
for a short stint last season and has shown
he can bang the boards and hit the base-
line jumper. The same is expected for
this season.
James Dudley — James is a 6-4, 240
pound freshman forward out of John
Bartram H.S. in Philadelphia. James' size
should make him a force in the middle
and on the boards. ,
John Wlorck — John is a 6-3 forward
out of the country of Sweden. John is a
tough, physical player and should con-
tribute much.
Keith Ollphant — Keith is a 6-3 forward
out of Northeast H.S.
Joe Cherry — Joe is a 6-2, 180 pound
freshman guard-forward from Chelten-
ham H.S. in Wyncote, Pa.
Keith Gant - Keith is a 5-11, 165
pound freshman guard from Overbrook
H.S. in Philadelphia.
The Aggies don't have a lot of size up
front but what they lack in size will be
made up in speed and quickness and
Coach Werkiser plans to take advantage
of the speed and quickness his team has
by running and fast breaking whenever
possible. And with Chris Townsell and
John Boone in the middle, Werkiser
hopes they'll match up with the rest of
the league in size, while James Dudley
adds some bulk in the middle as well.
Coach Werkiser also believes that if a
school can keep its key players in school,
the team will remain strong. The Aggies'
season begins November 23 at home vs.
Wilkes followed by the Tip-off Tourna-
ment on November 25 and 26. It should
be a season full of excitement.
Chri$ Tou>n$eU, F.
Eric Ford, G.
Aggie Women's
Basketball Shoots
for the Top!
by John Litzke
"Nothing will come easy for us; We're
in the toughest division in the nation and
it's going to take a lot of hard work for us
to be successful," commented second
year coach, Gary Pento.
Pento was very successful in his first
season in 1984-85 as head coach. The
year before Pento took over the helm,
the Aggies were 0-25, but in his first sea-
son the team rebounded to 12-9 and 5-5
in the conference. (Last year was the first
time the Aggie women had a winning
record in their history!) They are looking
to improve on that record and Pento has
the people the team needs to be a champ.
Let's take a look at 1985-86 Lady A^es:
Mary Jo Bush — Mary Jo is a 5-7 sopho-
more forward from Ferndale Area H.S.
in Johnstown, Pa. In 1984-85, Mary Jo
received a trophy as the team's leading
scorer, averaging 14.9 jxjints in 20
games, hitting 135 of 239 shots from the
field and 27 or 44 free throws for a total
of 297 points. Mary Jo was ranked 9th in
the nation among Division III players
with a 56.4 field goal percentage.
Darcel Estep — Darcel is a 5-8 junior
guard from Annapolis H.S. in Annapolis,
Md. Fifi spent last season at forward
averaging 12.6 points in 21 games, but
will be moved to guard for 1985-86 sea-
son because of her shooting ability. Fifi
was named MVP of DVC's Women's
Basketball Team for 1984-85.
Kim Frey — Kim is a 5-8 junior forward
from Budd Lake, N.J. and attended Mt.
Olive H.S. Kim averaged 10.9 pointe
(63.3% FG) and had a free throw per-
centage of 42.2 in 21 games played.
Kim was DVC's third leading scorer in
1^4-85.
Michele Heffner — Mk:heie is a 5-2
senior guard out of Catasauqua H.S. in
Catasauqua, Pa. Michele shared the
award for best defensive player in 1984-
85.
By John Litzke
Sport Editor
Patricia DoUarton - Trish is a 5-11
freshman center from Norristown, Pa.
and attended Bishop Kenrick H.S. Trish
was a captain at Kenrick, All- Catholic
her senior year, averaged 11.9 points
and 12.4 rebounds for Kenrick. Trish will
play some center and will help in the re-
bounding department.
Sharon Chapman — Sharon is a 5-4
sophomore guard from Martin Luther
King H.S. in Philadelphia.
Vanessa Carney — Vanessa is a 5-4
freshman guard from Parlin, N.J. and at-
tended Sayreville War Memorial H.S.
Beth Engleka — Beth is a 5-11 junior
from Berlin Brothers Valley H.S. in Berlin,
N.J. She is a transfer from Mount Aloy-
sius Junior College and will see action at
center and forward
Randi Kunkel - Randi is a 5-8 fresh-
man forward from Northumberland, Pa.
and attended Shy^ellamy H.S. As a senior
in high school she averaged 13 p)oints
per game and should give the Aggies
some more offensive punch on the front
line.
Tammy Petraskie — Tammy is a 5-9
freshman forward^center from Sunbury,
Pa. and also attended Shikellamy H.S.
Tammy was female athlete of the year in
high school. She scored over 1,000
points in her high school career; she
averaged 19 points and 17 rebounds as
a senior and is a strong candidate for
starting center. Tammy has a lot of ability
and should step in and help immediately.
Debbie Ann Stackhouse — Debbie
Ann is a 6-3 freshman center from Eas-
ton. Pa. and attended Wilson Area H.S.
She is a transfer from East Stroudsburg
and could see action at center or forward.
Lisa Long — Lisa is a 5-7 sophomore
forward from Doylestown, Pa. and at-
tended C.B. East. Lisa should see play-
ing time coming off the bench for Coach
Pento.
Doris McNeill — Doris is a 5-3 sopho-
more guard from Hammonton H.S. in
Hammonton, N.J. Last season Doris
was named Most Improved Player. Her
ball handling ability makes her the
"quarterback" of the Lady A^cs.
Etta Smith — Etta is a 5-3 sophomore
from Newark, N.J. and attended Frank
H. Morrell H.S.
Coach Pento couldn't stress enough
how happy he is to have Shikellamy
gcads Tammy Petraskie and Randi Kunkel
on the squad. "They help each other,
both are hard workers and both are real
pluses and I expect big things out of them
this season." He also expects big things
out of new Assistant Coach, Dee Fichter.
He also stressed the fact that keeping
players at DVC makes for better teams.
Coach Pento would also like to take ad-
vantage of he team's quickness and speed
by running and fa^ breaking as much as
p>ossible.
The tougher opponents the Lady Ag-
gies will have to face are Scranton,
Kings, FDU, Spring Garden, and Allen-
town. From the positive tone in whfch
Coach Pento ^x>ke it seems to me that
the MAC'S are not out of the Lady Agues'
grasp and a season full of success is ex-
pected. The Aggies' schedule begins No-
vember 22 at home vs. Beaver at 6:30
p.m.
Wrestlers Out to
' Defend MAC Title
by John Litzke
Behind Coaeh Bob Marshall and a
strong group of returning wrestlers, the
Aggies are out to defend their MAC title
and it shouldn't be easy with powers like
Lycoming. Moravian, and Gettysburg
wanting to steal our title away, but the
Aggies are ready and up to the task.
Coach marshall expects the Aggies to be
ranked in the top 15 schools in the nation
because of last year's showing and
he thinks the Aggies will become even
stronger once the second semester new-
comers come along. "We have strong
team unity, strong defending champions
returning and we have some very good
freshmen who should make an impact
right away." commented Coach Marshall.
The absense of Dan Canale not coming
to wrestle this season will hurt and his 20
points will be missed.
Here are the 1985 86 Aggie Grapplers:
AT 118 POUNDS
Chris Britton — Freshman. Oley Valley
H.S.. Boyertown
Brian Maschmeyer — Freshman. Car-
lisle H.S. . Carlisle. Pa.
Rich Williams — Freshman. Susquinita
H.S.. Wycombe
AT 134 POUNDS
Steve Canale — Senior. Lenape H.S..
Medford. N.J.
Jed Seitzinger — Freshman, Hamburg
H.S.. Shartlesville
AT 142 POUNDS
Dan Porter — Senior. Morrisville H.S..
Morrisville. N.J.
Shawn Smith — Freshman. Dover
H.S.. Dover. De.
Brad Wise — Senior. Bordentown. N.J.
AT 150 POUNDS
Tracy Snyder — Sophomore. Tri Valley
H.S., Pitman. N.J. 5-*. > -.
Rob Alford - Freshman. William Tcn-
nent H.S.. Warminster. Pa.
Mike Vergis — Freshman, Council Rock
H.S.. Wycombe. Pa. ; '
AT 158 POUNDS
Drew Brophey — Senior. Bordentown
H.S., Bordentown. N.J.
Bob Ekholm — Senior. South Hunter-
don. N.J.. Lambertville. N.J.
Dan Monaghan — Freshman, Upper
Dublin H.S.. Ambler. Pa.
Darren AUes — Freshman. Hunterdon
Central H.S., Flemington. N.J.
AT 167 POUNDS
Jay Bennett — Freshman. Susquinita
H.S.. Marysville
AT 177 POUNDS
Dan Depretis — Senior, Abington H.S.
Montgomery County
Tom Long — Sophomore, William Ten-
net. Warminster. Pa.
AT 190 POUNDS
Drew Clymer — Freshman. Uppjer
Dublin H.S., Maple Glenn
AT HEAVYWEIGHT
Gerald Moore — Freshman. Massape-
qua H.S.. Massapequa. NY.
George Perry — Senior. Glen Rock, Pa.
Sean McGrath — - Senior, LenajDe H.S.,
Medford, N.J.
Chuck Heiber — Sophomore. C.B. East
H.S., Doylestown. Pa.
Personals
Donna, the answer is 42!
Jen! 1 broke the clock!
Hey Chief! How's it going?
Chris A — Thanks for making Home-
coming a memorable event
Paula Owens — Happy Birthday from
the gang.
Chris, sorry I'm making life difficult.
HoF)e you like the pretties.
SOCCER ALL ONE'S
IN FINAL THREE
by John Litd<e
The DVC Soccer team completed its
schedule with three games and in those
three games went 1-1-1.
DVC was victorious over FDU 1-0
back on Wednesday, October 30. on our
home field. FDU arrived carrying only 1 1
men on their squad and as the game
went on. it was apparent that FDU was
dragging a bit. DVC had numerous scor-
ing opportunities in the first half but each
attempt failed. Bill Van Nostrand's head
ball hit the crossbar and a following shot
by Alex Simpson went high. The second
half is when the Aggies would prevail as
Alex Simpson received the ball in front of
the net and placed it nicely behind the
FDU goalie for the score at 23:20.
Next came the tie as the Aggie battled
Washington College at Washington.
Thanks to a late second half goal by Bill
Van Nostrand, the Aggies escaped with
a tie. ,^
On Wednesday, November 6, the Ag-
gies traveled to Moravian College to face
the Greyhounds in an interleague match-
up. The high powered Greyhounds didn't
have the type of season they're capable
of having and it seemed like they took a
season's worth of frustration out on the
Aggies as they wollopped us 7-1. The
lone Aggie goal was scored by Paul Jar-
del on a deflection off a Moravian player
in front.
Moravian's goals were scored by Dan
Bloom on a finely engineered play. Rich
Sobi, Kent Cuthbert on a follow up, Eric
Eisold on a shot off goalie Ed Hennessy's
hand. Jeff Litzke on a fine, flying, diving,
header. Mark Greenberg. and Steve Mil-
ligan on a bullet from in close.
The Moravian matchup concluded the
Aggies dismal season with a final record
of 3-12-3. Congratulations to the seniors
who worked real hard and to the rest of
the team as well. Senior Dan Porter,
who for four years, never missed a game
was the guy who chased the balls when-
ever they went out of bounds, and he'll
be graduating as well. Good work, Dan.
See ya next year.
6TH RANKED LYCOMING
ROLLS OVER AGGIES
by John Litzke
The weather at kickoff was sunny and
pleasant but as the game rolled on gray
skies covered the stadium and even
grayer skies fell on the Aggies' side of the
field as their hopes of an upset were
crushed. The Aggies were totally out-
played and were shut out by the Warriors
of Lycoming 38-0. Lycoming, ranked *6
in the nation in Division III, captured the
MAC title with this win while increasing
their unbeaten record to 9-0 and dropping
DVC to 5-4 and 5-3 in MAC play.
Lycoming scored their first three touch-
downs on passes from Quarterback,
Lan^y Barretta (Philadelphia, St. John
Neumann) 31 yards to James O'Malley,
at 9:22 of the first. 48 yards to Rich Kes-
sler at 7:35 of the second, and eight yards
to O'Malley again with five seconds left in
the half. In the third, Rick Kondon scored
on a seven -yard gallop at 2:53 and
Kicker Rusty Frickle booted a 36-yard
field goal with no time remaining in the
third quarter. To finish off the scoring.
Defensive Back Joe Harvey returned an
interception 38 yards for a TD at 13:25
of the fourth.
The Aggies had some real problems at
Quarterback, For the fame, the four Ag-
gie Quarterbacks who saw action were 8
of 32 passing, no touchdowns and one
interception. With passing like that you'd
have a problem beating the 120 pounds
in the REC league. Turnovers also hurt
the Aggies as they lost two of five fumbles
and were intercepted once.
Jim Wilson and Joe Bello did most of
the running as they combined for 30 car-
ries and 94 yards. While Lycoming went
with a very balanced attack. Nose Tackle
Bob Charette led the defense with ten
tackles while Linebacker Bruce Sweda
and Defensive Back Steve Clark each
had nine and Mike Williams snatched his
fifth interception of the season .
So as not to say anything more. I might
regret I'll stop right there.
The Aggies will try to avoid mediocrity
next week when they play their final
game of the season against the Colonels
of Wilkes College at Wilkes at 1:30 p.m.
Aggie Spikers MAC Bound
by John D. Boyd
Congratulations are in order. For the
first time in their seven year history, the
women's Volleyball team has made it in-
to the MAC finals. Boasting their most
impressive season to date, the team's
regular season division record now stands
at 4- 1. with their overall record at 20-12.
for 1985. The team now has a little
under five days to prepare for their next
challenge, this weekend's MAC tourney
at Western Maryland in Westminster.
Md. Their achievement is made all the
more impressive by the fact that as of 7
p.m. Monday, the team's fate was still
undecided. A win would mean a trip to
the MAC'S, defeat would end the season.
Still in their way stood Upsala, but the
Aggies were a force to be reckoned with.
The Lady Aggies were victorious in Up-
sala 3-2, (15-5, 16-14, 13-15. 12-15.
17-15).
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NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home owoy from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 •DINNER: 4*11
MON. NIGHT: Football Specials
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Val Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
The girls have reason to be proud, and
we have reason to congratulate them in
every way. They have not only posted a
"personal best" as far as their regular sea-
son standings are concerned, they are
number two in their division in the con-
ference, but they have done statistically
better than any other of the Aggie sports
so far this season . They are on their way
to the MAC'S and we wish them luck,
and hope they return "with the gold."
But as far as we should be concerned,
they are already champions.
1985 Aggie Volleyball Roster:
PRIMARY
Sharon Chapman, Trish Dollarton.
Carole Gwynne, Connie Hajioannou,
Michele Heffner, Vicki Keener. Chris
LeFe vre .
SECONDARY
Maureen Cressman, Melina Cosentino,
Chris Gerlach, Kirsten King, Cheryl Price,
Debbie Stackhouse.
COACH: Barry Fox
WINNERS POSTED
The winner of the Hillel Basket of
Cheer was Mrs. Linda Kuehl.
The winners of the gourmet basket raf-
fle were:
Grand prize: Mr. Ed Lawrence
1st runner up: Mrs. Erma Martin
2nd runner up: Eric Prostko
Thanks to everyone who supported us
in our first two endeavors.
L I T Z K E * S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
WILL RESUME NEXT WEEK.
MACS Too Much
Too Handle
by John D. Boyd
Perhaps no failures are ever really In
vain as long as a lesson is learned. Assum-
ing this to be true, the volleyball team has
learned a very painful, very important
lesson; namely, never accept a challenge
and then take the job lightly. As all by now
surely know, the Aggies' trip to the MAC's
this past Friday and Saturday turned out
to be much less successful than was
hop>ed. To be more accurate, the disaster
that befell them was little different than
that suffered by such greats as Custer or
Richard III; except that defeat for the Ag-
gies wasn't terminal. Even though it may
have felt that way for some.
Facing three opponents on Friday,
and another one Saturday wouldn't nor-
mally be easy; and this time was normal,
and not at all easy. Playing against Frank-
Jin & Marshall just after arriving in
Westminster, the Aggies had a premoni-
tion of the events to follow. After losing
to F&M 5-15. 8-15 (the tournament being
the best of three games). Del Val went
on to lose to Messiah with identical 3- 15,
3-15's. Staying out the next round gave
the team the opportunity to rethink and
restructure. Tensions grew steadily higher
and nerves more frayed as Coach Barry
Fox called a team meeting on the side-
lines. And for the seniors on the team,
their dreams of a tournament win began
a rapid spiral downward
Coming out to face Elizabethtown in
the last match of the day. the noose grew
increasingly tighter around the Aggies'
neck as they oncf again lost in straight
games. 5-15. 2 15. It was now time for
dinner and sleep. Tomorrow the team
would face Moravian, one of the few
other teams unlucky enough to have lost
all three games of the evening.
Being in such a situation, something
must give. One team would have their
elusive win. the other would leave the
tourney with a bitter taste in their mouths
that would be long remembered. And for
whatever reason, luck or fate. Del Val
was the team to remain frustrated, losing
to Moravian 5-15, 8-15.
Throughout it all though, the Aggies
kept their heads high and, with the ex-
ception of an incident or two of frustra-
tions boiling over, their sense of humor
relatively intact After all was said and
done, coach Fox just gave a sickly smile
and repeated the age old "next year."
We wish them luck in their future endeav-
or, for they have, after all, learned a
valuable lesson.
From Under The
Sports Editors' Desk
I'm looking for a person to follow the
wrestling team for me. a person to follow
intramural basketball, and one to follow
indoor hockey. You don't have to be -a
writer! I'll do the writing! I just need some-
one to give me results and scores! If
you'd like to help, contact me at Box
*951 and we'll talk. Thanks.
John Litzke
Sports Editor
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Friday. November 22, 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
AN INTERVIEW WITH
ROBERT KLEIN
by W.L.V.
On Saturday night, November 16, I
had the pleasure of interviewing stand-
up comedian, Robert Klein. Mr. Klein
greeted all reporters openly and welcomed
all questions by responding with well-
rounded answers. The following sequence
of questions and answers is an edited
version of the interview.
REPORTER: Do you feel that the
video you have out, "Authority I Am:
Child of the 50's, Man of the 80*s." will
be as successful as its predecessor, "The
Child of the 50's?"
■ KLEIN: I think it's going to do very
well. In actual copies of it (the video) it
won't sell as many as the album did, but
the album came out in 1973 and cost
$4.99. This piece is selling for $29.95.
We don't expect that it will sell to tremen-
dous numbers of people, but it is active
on the rental market and. of course, peo-
ple will make copies of it also.
REPORTER: You do a lot of work on
college campuses. Would you say you
prefer colleges to, say, night clubs?
KLEIN: I don't like night clubs very
rtiuch. I'd prefer that people face the
stage and see it (the performance) in the
theatre style. I don't like the drinking and
the eating (going on during the perfor-
mance). Now this is the certain kind of
college concert which I think I especially
like and that is where the community
responds also. College audiences are ex-
cellent. They're vibrant, terrific and
decently well-behaved. Very rarely is
there an annoying problem.
REPORTER: What are your future
plans?
KLEIN: There's a couple of Broadway
possibilities and I was just offered another
series.
REPORTER: You mentioned that you
went to school and got into drama. What
made you get into stand-up comedy?
KLEIN: Well, I was in stand-up drama.
I just knew I had the talent for this (stand-
up comedy), so I've done both. I've real-
ly made my reputation in stand-up and it
was great. It got me out of the chorus like
that. Woody Allen, who has a wonderful
career, never really liked doing stand-up.
Steve Martin also hates it. I like it and I'd
like to continue with it.
REPORTER: Is stand-up comedy real-
ly your niche? You've done films and a
lot of other things.
KLEIN: I think it's a thing I'm very proud
of. it's very personal and I write it all
myself. I perform it, direct it and produce
it. It's got to have a special meaning for
me. Everyone has things they can do and
not do. Being versatile also keeps things
interesting and it keeps you working.
REPORTER: What makes you laugh?
KLEIN: A lot of different things. A lot
of things that I say. I wouldn't say them if
they weren't funny. W.C. Fields, The
Marx Brothers, Laurel & Hardy, Charlie
Chaplain, Woody Allen, Rodney Dan-
gerfield and Bill Silvers — they all make
me laugh.
REPORTER: Does your background
as far as history and political science help
you to work up material or do you just
respond to the situation?
KLEIN: College is a time to learn cer-
tain scholarly habits. It is wonderful to
learn for the sake of learning, but I
wouldn't say history / political science
directly was (an influence). I've just
always been interested in history and in-
ternational relations. I would never take
office.
REPORTER: Do you have an special
hobbies that you engage in when you
have the spare time?
KLEIN: I love to listen to music. 1 love
to watch movies, video tapes. Once in a
while I get into an athletic kick, not often
enough though. Show business is very
consuming. I feel it quite necessary to get
away from it, shove it away, It has won-
derful contributions, but it's enough
sometimes. It is not a kind of profession
that you go into for security.
Robert Klein also made quite a few
remarks implying to success and meeting
goals. A few of them are listed below.
"If people ask me what they should do
when referring to their future plans, 1 say
to them go after it until proven otherwise."
"I recommend heartily that anyone
who wants to (do something) should try."
"Don't ever stunt your dream, but
don't play yourself for a sucker either."
Mr. Klein is a kind, open individual
who is intelligent and has an optimistic
outlook on life. His performance on
Saturday in the James Work Gym proved
the above qualities quite well, and his
words of wisdom will remain a pleasant
memory. It has been an honor and a
pleasure to welcome him to our campus.
IV/iv Must Students Pap
To Stay; Over Breaks?
It has been announced that any stu-
dent staying over break, who is not a
work study student, must pay to stay in
their room. This is an unfair proposition!
Most students get jobs in the beginning of
the semester and are required to work
over breaks. The students pay almost
$9,000. a year to go to school here and
now they are asking us to pay for staying
between semesters. Students get these
jobs to pay for school and break is their
major money-making time. They can't
afford to pay for a room and buy food at
the same time. If the students are going
to be required to pay for a room, then
food services should also be included.
The school also requires an Employment
Program to be fulfilled and now the stu-
dents are going to He required to pay
while trying to fulfill graduation re-
quirements. The proposal is unfair and
should be revoked!
Judy Henry
Rosemary Kluth
Robert Klein: A Review
by C.E.
As most of you know Robert Klein ap-
peared in the James Work Gym last
Saturday evening. The performance was
well attended; the gym was practically
full. The audience was receptive and in
good spirits. They even got into the act
when someone whistled at Mr. Klein as
he tried to climb onto the piano (get it?) .
Robert Klein, to my surprise, is a very
talented singer and harmonica player (I
just expected a stand-up comedian)! He
sang and played many comical songs.
The show really was very entertaining.
However, I do have one complaint —
the sound was too loud. I, and others,
missed many of his jokes because we
couldn't understand him . It's too bad that
happened.
But, overall, it was a good jaerfor-
mance. Everyone left feeling well and
entertained. It was an enjoyable event to
attend to warm you up on what was a
cold, rainy night.
L-N CLUB PLANTS ROCKS?
On pre-registration Wednesday — the
day (almost) everyone had off — ten
to twelve members of the Landscape-
Nursery Club spent an afternoon "plant-
ing" rocks in the area surrounding the
front of the greenhouse complex head
house, in another move to continually
improve the campus landscape. This is
according to Mr. Frederick Ray, instruc-
tor and plant materials manager for the
college.
No, this is not another mistake in im-
plementing our college's landscape plan .
The club members legitimately moved
large boulders from the dwarf conifer col-
lection and positioned them in front of
the greenhouse such that a shale "water-
fall" was created to direct rainwater to a
storm sewer. Often, during continual
rainfall, a pocket of water at the head
house foundation would form, due to
the steepness of the slope from the back
of the library, down the parking lot,
directly into the complex. Now, a com-
bination of planted rocks covering the
drain (without really covering it) cascade
down from the lot plus, a gravel bed
directs all water from splashing the glass
structure head house toward this drain,
and will double as a convenient footpath
in drier weather. A dry rod wall has been
created to both correct the drainage and
add aesthetic interest.
And there is more to come. Many of
the dwarf coniferous shrubs have been
removed from the collection at present to
give more breathing room to the matur-
ing shrubs. Meanwhile, those removed
will be settled quite nicely in the planned
extension of this collection; it will sur-
round the complex. Some extremely
slow growing conifers, extremely dwarf
for close viewing, will form a naturalistic
planting around the new rock drainage
area in front of the head house. We're
talking small plants here, which won't
obstruct the natural lighting of the green-
house. Mr. Ray added that it will include
plants "where the I. D. tag is actually big-
ger than the five-year-old plant itself!"
On your way down to see all the work
going on , go by the way of the Hillman
Garden. No, you are not looking at a
freak of the unusually warm weather,
there really is a tree which flowers in the
fall! (Botanically: Pruners subhirtilla
autumnab, or Autumn Cherry Tree.)
Thanksgiving Traditions
by ED. Wengryn
The Thanksgiving holiday fast ap-
proaches and we finish the last full week
of classes, the week we never thought
would get here. For many this is a chance
to catch-up on the work they didn't do;
for others it's a chance to enjoy a well-
deserved break. What one must not for-
get is why we have this time, Thanksgiv-
ing itself.
We all know the story of how the Pil-
grims and the Indians sat down to a large
feast to give thanks for surviving in the
new world. But did you know the first.
Thanksgiving dinner was held in spring
after the planting was done? This was to
remove the excess stored food before It
would go bad in the upcoming warm
weather. With the warmer weather, fresh
wild game would be more available so it
was best to ride the old supplies. Also
turkey was not the main course, as wild
turkeys were tough and hard to catch.
The most common meats were deer and
foul such as duck, goose and pheasants. '
Of the vegetables served, potatoes were
the only things that are served today the
way the did then.
When you are home and enjoying
your turkey dinner, remember all of
those old traditions — like the turkey
with stuffing and cranberry sauce and
remember to give thanks for those things
you hold near and dear and even those
things that aren't so dear — like potatoes.
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^ FKOMY. NOVEMBBt 22
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- NOVEMBER 22
• Frank Phillips •
• Cherie Day •
NOVEMBER 23
it Lisa Kardane -k
• Daniel Chard •
NOVEMBER 24
• Paul Sterling •
it Robyn Schliep it
it John Ford it
it Raymond Shilling *.
it Joanne Staats it
it Joseph Bello it
it Joe Ryan it
NOVEMBER 25
* Daniel Paulus •
it James Connors it
NOVEMBER 26
■*■ Bruce Brown it
it Fred Diefenbach it
it Joann Keyser it
it Leslie Rickert it
it John Weaver it
NOVEMBER 27
* James Enoch it
* David Harlan it
NOVEMBER 28
it Chris Antonelli it
it Julie Dieter it
it James Dudley *
it Rebecca Greenberg *
NOVEMBER 29
it Cari Schuchardt it
it Jeffrey Aderhok it
it Mkrhael Lewandowsky it
it Gail Cook •
it DeWayne Hackey it
it Foster Kennedy it
NOVEMBER 30
• Kirk Durkin •
ii Stephen Ercolino it
it Alan Hamann *
it Debbie Oesterling -k
it Lisa Quicksell it
DECEMBER 1
it Trevor Todash *
it Suzanne Heieneman *
DECEMBER 2
it Darlene Cemohorsky it
it Carol Hails it
• Robert Walzak •
httentXon: Resident Housing
During Semester Break
Please note that the following arrange-
ments have been made for students re-
quiring housing during the semester
break: Women (Work Study and Basket-
ball Teams) — Elson; Men (Work Study,
Basketball and Wrestling Teams) —
Wolfsohn.
Rooms will be selected on a first-
come, first-served basis in the Residence
Life Offk:c. You should make your hous-
ing arrangements as soon as possible,
obviously.
Any student who may be in need of
semester break housing for reasons other
than work study or athletics will have the
opportunity to select a room in the ap-
propriate building (Elson for women,
Wolfsohn for men) . The cost of the hous-
ing is $5 per day, or $100 for the entire
break. You will need to make your ar-
rangements in the Residence Life Offk:e
before the start of the break.
Due to the anticipated number of stu-
dents staying during the break, you
should plan on having a roommate.
Third Annual
'"R.AMS," Appeal
(Recruiting Aggiea Mid-Year Search)
The Admissions starff is intere^ed in
student volunteers who would be willing
to visit thf ir hometovyn h^h school over
Christnuis break. This is the third year
that students have participated in this
recruiting effort and we hope to increase
the number of student support.
If you are interested in recruiting pros-
pective A^es, please drop into the Ad-
missions Center for further information.
DECEMBERS
* Tracy Ebert *
if Anthony Sandone ■*■
* Rosanne Johnson it
it Steve Caffey *
DECEMBER 4
if Anthony Coppel *
* Mrchelc Fulmer *
• Ronald Loftis •
if Joe Monis ir
it Tracy Snyder it
• David Welsh •
DECEMBER 5
it Kathy McNamara *
• Pat Rub •
* John Trout *
it Tim Sempowski it
DECEMBER 6
* Betsy Dixon *
* Sheila Smith it
DECEMBER 7
it Tracey Hartzell it
if John Ebert *
DECEMBER 8
* William Weller •
it Kim Finer *
• Ed Harkins *
* Meg Skillman it
DECEMBER 9
* Jeff Claycomb *
* Amy Clayton *
it Frank Hoffman it
DECEMBER 10
''if William Howard it
it Robert Charette it
if Sharon Fellman it
it Carol Huber *
DECEMBER 11
it Chris LeFevre it
* Alein Krouse *
DECEMBER 12
* Greg Ent *
* Gerhard Rueb *
* Donald Billet •
it Robert Cook *
:it Richard Gebhardt #
DECEMBER 13
it Brenda Bower it
it Daniel McDyre *
HOLIDAY ORNAMENT
CONTEST
Help decorate the Library's Christmas
Tree and Krauskopf Memorial Room by
submitting your handmade ornament.
TO ENTER:
1. Ornaments should be: no larger than
4" X 4"; no smaller than 1" x 1";
Christmas or Hanukkah theme.
2. Attach a 3" x 5" card to the ornament
with your name, phone number and
room number.
3. Deadline: Noon, December 6, 1985.
4. Ornaments become the property of
the Library.
A $10 PRIZE WILL BE AWARDED
FOR THE BEST ORNAMENT
CONTEST JUDGES:
Mrs. Martha Baghurst
Mrs. Ann DeMateo
Mr. Dan Alexander
STUDENTS ONLY, PLEASE!
A Unique Opportunity for
Resident Senior Women
Any senior resident woman interested
in living in a single room for her last
semester may participate in a lottery
scheduled for Friday, December 6th.
Here's how it works:
1. To qualify, you must be graduating in
May, 1986, and reside on campus.
2. You must submit your name to Mrs.
Bru^ in the Residence Life Office no
later than Thursday, December 5th.
3. The drawing will take place on De-
cember 6th, and the lucky winner's
name will be posted at the Residence
Life Office.
4. There is only one single room avail-
able in the spring of '86, so there will
only be one winner.
AGGIE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
For The Week Of
November 22-29
Ariea (3/21-4/19) - The weekend is
time to look for a new situation to arise,
don't waste time on meaningless tasks.
Monday start planning your future, keep
goals in mind. Mid-week spend time with
special people. At week's end relax.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Don't jump to
conclusions about someone, you might
be wrong. Use the weekend to your best
advantage. Spend wisely. Monday work
any problems out. Mid-week avoid sticky
situations. Use the end of the week to
recapture something lost.
Gemini (5/21-6/20) - This weekend
is a perfect time to start shopping for the
holidays. Visit old friends soon. Monday
someone impresses you. Mid-week look
to be surprised. Enjoy the end of the
week.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) - Surprises
abound all around you, some not so
gc>9d. Don't let them get you down.
Monday deadlines approach fast, don't
panic. Mid-week organize. Week's end
looks to be picture p>erfect.
Leo (7/23-8/22) - Action is the key to
success now. Don't think, attack your
problems. Monday look to find a long
lost item. Mid-week spend time wisely.
Week's end brings family trouble, grin
and bear it.
Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Spend time
on important projects this weekend.
Thoughts have to be organized and deci-
sions reached soon. Monday take a deep
breath. Mid-week listen to someone's ad-
vice. Week's end feel better, it will work
out.
Libra (9/23-10/23) - Take special
care of that special someone, the time of
aisis approaches. Monday treat people
like you want to be treated and watch the
changes. Mid-week find an old friend
and say goodbye, it's time to let go.
Week's end a new beginning.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - All of the
"right people" can't help you now, what
is done is done, time to pick yourself up
and start again. Monday true friends are
still there. Mid-week step back for a good
look. Week's end brings eye opener.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - Spend
money with care, don't be frivilous. Leave
room in the weekend for romance, like
the kind in storybooks. Monday come
back to earth and plan, keeping things
realistic. Mid-week the worst is over
but don't stop now. Week's end pace
yourself.
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) - Start re-
membering all those folks you've gotten
to know recently. Monday plan on hav-
ing things go your way. Mid-week avoid
problem people, yours are bad enough.
Week's end be nice to a forgotten friend.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - People dor^
see things the way you do, explain your-
self better. Weekend relaxation is in
order. Monday wake up, you're not on
break yet. Mid-week all is well. Week's
end tread on light feet.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Yours is not to
wonder why, jus-t build your castles in the
sky. Pipe dreams are no good now, reali-
ty approaches fast. Monday start work
with goals in mind. Mid-week take a
break. Week's end pick up where you
left off.
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•SANTA LINES! I
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SANTA LINES WILL BE ON SALE
DECEMBER 4th to DECEMBER 9th
SO GET YOUR IDEAS READY!
5 FOR $1.00 or 25 < EACH
Get In the Holiday Spirit!
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Christmas & Hanukkah
Dinner at DVC
Sunday, December 8th has been set
for the Christmas Hanukkah Dinner
Concert at DVC. The idea of serving a
dinner along with the traditional concert
has become a traditional event.
The festivities will begin at 5:30 p.m.
with madrigal singing around the wassail
bowl. A roast beef dinner will be served
at 6 p.m. in the Student Center Audito-
rium while entertainment is presented by
college students and faculty. Following
the candle-lit dinner, a concert will be
op)ened to the public with no charge for
admission. Featured in the concert will
be the DVC Concert Band and the
Chorale Society.
The DVC Concert Band, made up of
students of many different majors and
faculty members, is under the direction
of Mrs. Michele Metcalf. The band will
perform Christmas and Hanukkah selec-
tions by Henry Mancini, Leroy Ander-
son, Mel Torme and Jacques Rizzo.
The DVC Chorale Society, under the
direction of JoAnn Roberts, will sing
selections by Victoria and Bach and ar-
rangements of Jewish folk songs and
Christmas carols. Accompanists for the
singers are Donna Lazarus and Leslie
Blatt.
Tickets for the dinner/concert may be
reserved by calling 345-1500. Tickets
may be purchased from any member of
the band and chorale society.
The Gleaner
This year we arc trying to make it con-
venient to get all club pictures in the
yearbook. If you would let me know
two-three days before you are having a
club meeting in which the majority of
your members will be there, 1 will have a
photographer there. With this picture 1
will also need a list of the people in the
picture in the order they are standing.
Please contact me at Ext. 2411 or Box
544. All these pictures have to be taken
before Christm«is or your club will not be
in the yeartxx>k.
Also, please discuss with your club
members if you would like a two-page
spread of your club activities over the
year? We will also need to know when
you will need a photographer for these
activities or you may submit your own
pictures.
Please get in touch with me as soon as
possible with the time, place and date of
your club meetings.
Thank you,
Esther Guenther
Yearbook Photograph^) Editor
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT I
LITZKE'S
Sports' Briefs
by John Litzke
• In Public and Catholic League Action:
Washington 36 Lincoln 7
Central 14 Gratz 8
Frankford 20 Northeast 6
Roxborough 27 Dobbins
Bartram 13 Overbrook
Franklin 12 University City 10
W.Phila. 14 Bok 14
Southern 24 Edison
ML. King 24 Mastbaum 6
• In Public League Semifinals next
weekend:
Washington vs. Bartram
Frankford vs. Central
Ryan 33 North 6
McDevitt 34 Egan
LaSalle 20 Kenrick 6
W. Catholic 22 Roman Catholic
Carroll 28 St. James 20
Judge • 7 Dougherty 6
O'Hara - 7 Bonner
Neumann vs. St. Joe's ppd.
• In Suburban and Bux-Mont play:
. CBEast 14 Souderton
CBWest 41 North Penn
Ply- White 21 Arch. Kennedy
The following games were postponed:
Pennridge vs. Hatboro- Horsham
Quakertown vs. Perkiomen Valley
Wissahickon vs. Lansdale Catholic
Upper Dublin vs. Upper Perkiomen
Neshaminy vs. Methacton
• No. 1 Penn State rips Notre Dame .36-6
to remain ""l. undefeated at 10-0 and
looking towards a berth in the Orange
Bowl. In other Division I action:
BYU 28 Air Force 21
W.Virginia 23 Temple -v . l^ .
Auburn 24 Georgia '".. 10
Harvard 17 Penn 6
«.; Maryland 34 Clemson '*, ^' d|
• Darren Jensen takes over for Pelle
where he left off and is superb m 5-3
win over Edmonton on Relies night.
Jensen unbeaten in 3.
* Sixers faltering while Boston is up by 3
over them in the east. Lakers on a roll
.at 10-1
IpCleveland Browns waive all-pro wide
" receiver John Jefferson.
• Eagles ground the Cardinals 24 14
highlighted by Ernest Jackson's 51-
yard TD run. In other games:
/.Chicago 44 Dallas
Jets 62 Tampa Bay 28
Atlanta 30 Rams 14
Redskins 23 Giants 21
• Hofstra beats Delaware in soccer in 8
overtimes 1-0.
• In MAC play:
DVC 11
Juniata 33
Lycoming 59
Moravian 15
Wilkes 6
Upsala 7
Lebanon Valley
Muhlenberg 10
Susquehanna 28 Albright 7
• MAC Championship pits Gettysburg
vs. Lycoming.
• McEnroe - Borg dual in grinding Ex-
hibition Tour.
ATTENTION
Freshmen DVC Students
(and all others who've
never thought off it)
Looking for an exciting career on the
side in reporting for the largest publica-
tion circulated on the DVC campus? Like
to participate in exciting, in-depth inter-
views with some of the biggest names in
DVC? Then drop a line at P.O. Box
988, or contact a Ram Pages editor or
reporter today!
• PAYS WELL (pizza meetings, ban-
quet, name on front page of paper)
• OPENS DOORS FOR FUTURE CA-
REERS (looks great on resume)
• ADDS TO YOUR G.P.A. (earn half a
credit; get an A)
WILSON, DEFENSE
DROWNS WILKES
by John Lrtike
1 looked across the field from the
pressbox where 1 was sitting and noticed
that what once was a puddle was now a
lake that had protruded onto the field. I
thought the tide was coming in and that it
was just about time to give Noah a call.
Behind the tremendous rainstorm, the
mud and the cold, the Aggies had a foot-
ball game vs. the Colonels of Wilkes.
In the Aggies' season finale, Jim Wilson
rushed for 205 yards on 44 carries and
one touchdown while exceeding 1,000
yards and setting a single season rushing
record for himself on his first carry of the
third quarter (1,067 yards for the sea-
son) as the Aggies ousted Wilkes 11-6.
The scoring began at 4:46 of the first
quarter as Jim Wilson took it in from six
yards out capping a 15-play, 90-yard
drive in which Jim carried the ball for all
15 plays. John Sukeena's extra point
made it 7-0. Wilkes would get on the
scoreboard at 2:18 of the first quarter
when receiver Ron Ulickney grabbed a
19-yard TD pass from quarterback Randy
Rice, the two-point conversion failed and
it was 7-6.
Halftime finally arrived and it was still
7-6. There was no scoring in the third
quarter but 1 recall a fine play by quarter-
back Walt Kobryznski who kept the clock
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and the drive rolling on a 10-yard keeper.
At around the 1 1 :30 mark of the fourth
quarter, the Aggies were stopped on
third down and John Sukcena dropped
back to punt. Little did anyone know that
a gadget play was in store. The ball was
snapped to Sukeena's blocker, Vince
Bedesem and Vince went straight up the
middle and sloshed 30 yards to the
Wilkes 1. Wilkes got the ball back as
DVC failed to take it in but would score a
safety at 10:51 of the fourth. Wilkes
quarterback Pete Lasher dropped to a
knee in the endzone and made it 9-6.
The Aggie defense got a good rush, con-
verged and Lasher simply had no where
to go. The Aggies would score another
safety at 2:38 of the fourth when quar-
terback Randy Rice was sacked in the
endzone by a host of Aggie defenders to
make the final 11-6.
The defense was a rock once again.
The Aggie defense held the Colonels to
under 100 yards rushing (from what 1
recall) and to just six points and with the
rain and the horrible field conditions,
that's pretty darn good. The A^ies
finished the 1985 season at 6-4.
Congratulations to Sweda, Mazzola,
Breneman, Charettc, D'Arpa and all the
seniors as well as the whole Aggie squad
who, without determination, dedication,
pride and a lot of hard work, wouldn't
have made this season as successful as it
was. Congratulations to all on a job well
done.
IMPORTANT!
Our last issue of the semester will be
published for December 13th. We may
have a paper on December 6th or we
may not — so be forwarned.
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9 Jewel
10 Writer Waugh
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12 Supposition
13 Work place
21 Domesticate
22 all ties
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29 Cubic meter
30 Magic
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PELLE LINDBERGH
(1961-198S)
by John Litzke
Pelle Lindbergh's body was taken to
his homeland of Sweden Sunday where
he will be buried on Wednesday.
The effect of the awful tragedy doesn't
seem to have affected the Ryers play at
all (3-0 since the auto accident whfch
took Pelle's life) but the emotional scars
felt by his teammates and his family may
take a long time to heal.
Accompanying Pelle on the trip were
Ryers president Jay Snider, General
Manager Bobby Clark. Executive Vice
President Keith Allen. Goahending In-
structor and best friend Bemie Parent
and fellow Swede and Ryers defense-
man Thomas Eriksson.
Much can be learned from what hap-
pened on Sunday. Maybe life becomes
more precious after seeing an incident
like this happen to a friend and there's
also the realization that even professional
athletes and people who jre well res-
pected and loved (as Pelle was) can fall
victim just like any other person.
As stated by Coach Mike Keenan,
"Pelle has made the ultimate save," for
organs removed from Pelle's body were
transplanted that evening into two peo-
ple who desperately needed them and
they were given life when their lives were
thought to have ended.
I think the Ryers crease hasn't been
totally vacated by Pelle for he could be
looking down at Darren Jensen and giv-
ing Darren some of his magic as Jensen
has been magnificent in goal and has
already defeated the likes of Edmonton
and the Islanders. I believe Pelle's death
has made the Ryers worit harder towards
their goal and has given their season a
new meaning.
Pelle will be looking down on Broad
and Pattison and spiritually guide the
Ryers toward their goal. Lord Stanley's
Cup. I think it would be only appropriate
If the 1985-86 season be dedicated to
Pelle Lindbergh.
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WOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
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Call Her A Woman To Show Respect
by Marilyn Elias
Reprinted from USA TODAY
Girl, lady or woman . . . does it matter
what you call her?
It matters a great deal — and you'd
better call her a woman because the
terms carry different status, a UCLA
study finds.
"'Woman' is the descriptive form of
choice for those who want to be paid res-
pect. It's more favorably rated on dimen-
sions of importance to the workaday
world than is 'lady,' and it is used to
address women of status," says UCLA
psychologist William J. McCarthy.
Girls aren't to be taken seriously; ladies
are low-status or unfamiliar.
McCarthy and his team looked at the
attitudes and language habits of 342 col-
lege students and 124 employees of a
high-tech firm. . " "■ ' *':'':.■?--
Participants were offered 48 vignettes
that altered age, status and familiarity;
they were asked whether the character
should be called "girl," "lady," or
"woman." Sexiness, intelligence, strength
and independence were also rated.
Major findings:
• Girls are the most dependent and least
sexy. They're also lazier and less con-
siderate than either women or ladies.
"These ratings suggest no redeeming
feature that would make a woman
prefer to be called a 'girl' rather than a
'woman,'" says McCarthy.
• While lady draws the highest ratings In
theory on beauty and popularity, in
practice the term is reserved for un-
familiar, low-status women. "The tyjM-
cal lady," says McCarthy, "is weaker,
less sexy, less intelligent and less of a
leader than the typical woman."
• Woman captures the lion's share of
favorable ratings, and is also used in
practice for the most respect-worthy
woman.
• Women are significantly more likely
than men to use the term "woman,"
men are more apt to refer to "ladies."
The above article appeared in USA
TODAY and was written by Marilyn
Elias. From the article, many things need
clarification. Further research was done
by this reporter and here are my findings:
"Giri," "lady" and "woman" are terms
used by people to explain someone's
behavior or status. These things are das- .
sified by age groups.
The "girl" can be found at almost any
age. She can be fun loving and is also
classified with innocence. A night out
with the "giris" can be fun, but to lead a
life as a "girl" is undesirable.
A "lady" is usually found after age 18,
though young ladies exist from age 8
(that is the age when daddy's little girl
becomes mommy's pretty young lady) .
The title "woman" is usually found in
the over 30 age group and are usually
professionals holding some rank in an of-
fice or some position of power.
The problem with the title "woman" is
it is "desexed." A "lady" is sexier than a
"woman" but a "giri" hasn't reached a
chance to be sexy at all. When it comes
FINANCIAL AID
PHEAA is anxious to assist students
who reside in those counties declared
federal disaster areas and who suffered
extensive damage due to either Hurri-
cane Gloria (Luzerne, Lackawanna,
Wayne, Susquehanna, Carbon and
Wyoming counties) or the eariy Novem-
ber flooding in Southwestern Pennsyl-
vania (Allegheny, Fayette, Green,
Somerset, Washington and Westmore-
land counties). In order to accomplish
this. PHEAA has waived the application
deadline so that affected students who
may not have applied for a State Grant
still may do so. In addition, reconsidera-
tion will be afforded those who have suf-
fered substantial property losses not
covered by insurance (i.e., uninsured
losses of $1,500 or more).
Students in need of information or
assistance regarding this, can contact the
Student Aid Office on campus or PHEAA
via toll free lines: 1-800-692-7435 for
Grants and 1-800-692-7392 for Loans.
to beauty, the "lady" is most beautiful. A
"woman" is too powerful to be considered
beautiful and a "giri" hasn't sent out the
image of maturity that accompanies
beauty. A "lady" is graceful in movement
and action which would cause a man to
consider her beautiful. A "woman" is a
figure of power, which causes a man to
feel threatened, and which removes an
image of beauty. Some men find power
exciting and a "woman" a challenge,
most men are not really for that chal-
lenge and feel more comfortable with a
"lady." They have yet to realize that a
"lady" can be a "woman" and vice versa.
Most important, the study showed "girl,"
"lady" and "woman" are not just posi-
tions of age, they are positions of attitude
and action like men and boys (which is
the topic of the next study) . A person is
classified by behavior and if "giris" or
"ladies" want to be "women" they should
act like one. Until then guys, don't be
typical males, instead call her a "woman"
and life may be easier.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF DECEMBER 9
Monday, December 9
USDA PPQ
Internship
Sophomores and juniors only
Interviews in Placement Office
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Tuesday. Deccmnber 10
CHEMLAWN
Interviews in Placement Office
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
EVERGREEN LAWN CARE
Full time and summer employment
Interviews in Placement Office
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Wednesday. December 11
DUPONT
Summer and spring Internship
Interviews In Placement Office
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Phone System with a
New "Ring"
by Bill Rein
Though the divestiture of AT&T left
many phone services costing us more, It
allowed the college the opportunity to
explore alternative phone systems. As a
result, according to Dr. Arthur Wolf.
DVQ's vice president, we were able to
switch to a service "which gives us a
more modem system that costs us less
money than the old system did."
Telecom Plus, the new service, gives
us push button phones, loudspeaker
ca|3ability, musical tones for those on
'•*hold" and a new switchboard. The new
switchboard Is computerized such that
the school gets reports on all phone lines
in use on campus, where the calls are
located and where they are going. Per-
haps the greatest Improvement of this
system was our acquisition of a WATTS
system; It automatically searches for the
least expensive long distance service
everytime someone dials outside the 215
area. "Telecom Plus," said Dr. Wolf,
"was much improved over the old Di-
mension system of Bell of Pennsylvania,
which we had before." (It included dial
phones which were slower and le^
efficient.)
Also, due to the divestiture, com-
panies other than AT&T are now in the
business of putting in pay phones. The
college had to pay a fee for the 38 pay
phones on campus. Now, said Dr. Wolf,
we have a contract with Telshare, a new
F>ay phone system which actually allows
the college to "earn a significant amount
of money," not costing the college a pen-
ny, plus giving the college two more pay
phones.
Thanksgiving Dinner Review
On Thursday, November 21, tum-
mies were satisfied in David Levin's din-
ing hall with the annual Thanksgiving
Dinner. Anticipating the start of the
meal with a huge appetite was well
worth the wait. Dean Tasker welcomed
all students and faculty and the vice
president of the college. Arthur E. Wolf,
said the prayer. The meal consisted of
white and dark meat turkey, delicious
stuffing, succulent sweet potatoes, juicy
sweet corn, cranberry sauce, French cut
string beans, a variety of breads and
scrumptious pumpkin pie for dessert.
There was plenty for all to eat, and if
one walked out of the dining hall
hungry, It was his own fault.
Attention All Students!!
1986-87 Financial Aid
Applications Are Here!
Financial Aid Applications (State
Grant/Federal Student Aid forms) for
the 1986-87 academk: year are now
available at the Financial Aid Office, Ad-
missions Center, 1st Roor. Please pk:k
up an application and procedure sheet at
your earliest convenience.
NOTE: All DVC students applying for
financial aid must use the Pennsylvania
State Grant/Federd Student Aid form
regardless of your state of residerKe.
Book Buy-Back
by Carrie Steuben
The Student Store will conduct the
end of the semester Book Buy-Back in
Room 101 of the Student Center on
Tuesday and Wednesday, December 17
tfid 18 from 9a.m. until 3 p.m.; and on
Wednesday, Ctecember 18 from 6 until 8
p.m.
The Buy-Back list will Include only
DVC texts scheduled to be reused during
the next two semesters. As books are
purchased, those no longer needed will
be crossed off the master list posted out-
side Room 101.
Students selling hocks will receive a
voucher for payment. The voucher is re-
deemable in the Student Store until May
15, 1986 for their cash or merchandise.
Vouchers redecn^d for merchandise,
excluding texrtx>oks, personal Items,
sundries or food, prior to December 20
will receive a five percent discount.
Copies of the Buy-Back list will be
posted by December 1 1 in Caesar's Pub,
in the dining hall and in the post office.
Only books in good condition and not
stamped "used" will be purchased.
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p.m. for ttie deoxattr^.
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you don't grt in on the exctement
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The Learning Skills Workshop
with Mr. Steve Davis
Although there is no substitute for
knowing the material, that alone is no*
enough to get you through all exams.
But as a student you have to learn to
deal effectively in a test-taking situation.
A positive, confident state of mind is
necessary for preparing and taking tests.
There is no substitute for regular review.
Cramming is not effective. You should
lecum to anticipate questions as you study,
and write down the answers to those
^questions as you go.
Once you get into the test-taking situa-
^on, survey the test and plan your time.
Read the directions and test questions
^^rery carefully. If you have any ques-
lions, ask the Prof! Answer the easy
^questions first, and proofread your
answers when you are done. Try to learn
from previous exams.
We will focus on these topics and
others every Wednesday, third period
(11:20 a.m.) in the lower level of Segal
Hall. Hope to see you there.
Personals
Sam. what does P.B. stand for? •
Frank. Have a Happy Birthday!
From 2nd Floor Ulman
Tom, did you ever get sore mouth?
Chris A. — Happy Belated Birthday!
The Garyg
John E. — Have a Happy Day.
Don't get too carried away!
The Gang
Turkey Trot Results
The DVC 12th Annual 3.5 mile
Turkey Trot Race was held on Sunday
afternoon. November 24, 1985 under
cool and clear conditions. Race director
Coach Berthold was assisted by many
DVC cross country team members, stu-
dents and alumni who had returned for
the race. Over 2CX) runners finished the
race including many members of the
DVC cross country team, cross country
alumni and other members of our college
community. Also officially entered and
finishing in 197th place was an eight-
year-old Laborador Retriever dog!
The women's race was won by the
DVC assistant cross country coach Jan
Yerkes who in the process established a
new women's course record of 19:12.
Winning the men's race for the fourth
year in a row was former DVC great Jim
Parsons in a time of 16:13.
Other women finishers of note were
Chris Frazer. DVC women's cross coun-
try captain in 7th place for the women;
DVC grad Sue Kulp 2nd in the 18-24
group; and current DVC runner Monica
Etzweiler 3rd in the same age group.
In the men's competition, former DVC
harrier Bob Gab«l was 3rd; Ken McDaid
and Dave Spotts, DVC's men's co-cap-
tains, in 9th and 10th respectively; Al
Krouse, cun^ent DVC, 3rd in the 18-24
age group; and Dr. Richard Lugar 1st in
the 45-49 age group.
Also, although not placing in their age
groups, nine additional alumni and
former runners also participated in the
race.
Dr. Berthold would also like publically
to thank all of those without whose help
the successful running of this race would
not have been possible.
APIARY SOCIETY
With the holiday season drawing near,
many of us are looking for relatively in-
expensive gifts that would be appreciated
and used. The Apiary Society suggests
that you consider giving honey as gifts or
just taking some home for the holidays
for your own family.
The Club honey is available from most
club members on campus, and the Stu-
dent Store also stocks some types of
Apiary Society honey. Liquid honey
varies greatly in flavor depending upon
the original floral source from which the
bees made the honey. The Club has
available locally produced WILDFLOWER
HONEY, plus CLOVER HONEY from
the Midwest. ORANGE BLOSSOM
HONEY from Florida, BUCKWHEAT
HONEY from New York State and
EUCALYPTUS HONEY from Califor-
fiia. The Club also has CHUNK HONEY
which consists of a piece of comb honey
In a jar and surrounded by liquid honey.
A great way of dispensing liquid honey is
with a plastic squeeze HONEY BEAR,
and the Club has honey available in
these containers. The HONEY SPREADS"
are also a super way to use honey, and
they can be used in place of jams and
jellies. The spreads are made from finely
crystallized pure honey with various
dried fruits, etc. added. The club has
available: PLAIN, APRICOT. CINNA-
MON, STRAWBERRY & RASPBERRY
SPREAD3.,
The next Club meeting will be Wed.,
Dec. 11. at 7 p.m. at the Bee House. At
that time the Club members and their
guests will be making for themselves
pure beeswax candles. Anyone interested
is invited to attend the meeting and to
take part in the candle making.
WORK AVAILABLE
Any student interested in working at
Caesar's Pub (nightshift 10 p.m.- 12:30
a.m.) please get in touch with Mr. Steve
Kline in the cafeterta.
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LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
$1 off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
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Reports, Resumes, Letters, etc.
10% DISCOUNT to DVC
students and faculty!
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actress Lillian
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U S Department o) Healtti & Human Services
TEST
YOUR
KNOWLEDGE
Q: How many of the people who died of lung
cancer last year were smokers?
A. 25%
B. 40%
C. 60%
D.80%
QUITTING. ITCOULD BE
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Tip-Off Final:
DVC vs. CABRINI
by John Litzke
The matchups were set and it was time
to find a champion. In the consolation
game Spring Garden defeated Beaver to
take third place in the tournament. But
we're not worried about that.
The game which concerns us is the
Aggies vs. the Cavaliers, DVC vs. Cabrini.
It was Cabrini's size upfront (Jeff Kardos
■— 6-5, Chuck Gilbert — 6-5, and Lee
Clowers 6-7) which dominated Spring
Garden in game one on the first night of
the tournament. The Aggies were hoping
to counter that size with their quickness
and shooting ability. It was a low scoring
first half as Cabrini went into the locker
room with a 28-17 lead over DVC.
The high scorers for DVC at the half
were Eric Ford with six and Dwight Wel-
don with four while forward Derrick Mc*
Carter led the Aggies in rebounds with
seven.
It was a higher scoring second half but
Cabrini was still on top as they outscored
DVC 42-39 and won the ball game
70-56. The victory raised Cabrini's
record to 3-0 and dethroned DVC as
tournament champions. DVCs record
stands at 1-2. DVC won the first two
tournaments, beating Cabrini in the
championship both times, but Cabrini
got revenge. . - ' ;" ^ :
. DVC was led by Dwight Weldon who
had a fine game and finished with 16
points while Bryan Haskins deposited 13
points in the opposing basket. Shooting
totals had DVC shooting 12 of 21 (57. 1 %)
from the line and 22 of 54 (40.7%) from
the field. -
Leading the victorious Cavaliers was
forward Chuck Gilbert (St. Augustus
Prep. Newtonville. N.J.) with a game-
team high 22 points while guard Allen
Jones (Dobbins H.S.. Philadelphia) fin-
ished with 17.
DVC will be looking for win number
two when they face Kings College at
Kings at 8:00.
STUDENT STORE
"A Small Sale" - Dec. 9-13. A col-
lection of half-priced clothing, all sized
small for those petites on your shopping
list. Many of these smalls fit children and
young teenagers.
The store has many low-priced gifts,
children's gifts. Christmas and Hanukkah
cards, gift wrapping and room decora-
tions for the holiday season .
A 24-hour Photo Service droplsox is
located next to the cosmetic case.
DONT WRAP YOUR
HOLIDAY GIFTS,
CAN THEM!
A unique way to wrap anything from
candy to tee-shirts to underwear.
Pick your own labels, we do the rest.
Only $3.00
Contact Hillel, ext. 2387
Pick- up and delivery
available on campus.
3rd Annual
Big Brothers
Tip-Off Tourrtament
by John Litzke
The third annual Big Brothers Tip-Off
Tournament was played November 25
and November 26 to benefit the Big
Brothers organization of Bucks County.
The matchups for this year's tournament
pitted Spring Garden College vs. Cabrini
College in the first game and Beaver Col-
lege vs. Delaware Valley in the second.
Game one matched two teams which
battled to the final buzzer, but when that
final buzzer did sound, it was Cabrini 73.
Spring Garden 70. Cabrini led the whole
way thanks to a strong inside game and a
total domination on the offensive and
defensive boards, while Spring Garden
relied on some board work and strong
outside shooting. Allen Jones out of
Dobbins H.S. in Philadelphia led Cabrini
and all scorers with 19 points while An-
thony Dade (Episcopal Academy, Phila-
delphia) netted 17, Chuck Gilbert (St.
Augustus Prep. Newton vill. N.J.) added
16, and Jeff Kardeos (McCarriston, Yards-
ville, N.J.) pitched in with a team high of
ten rebounds. Sophomore forward Ray
Bannister (West Philadelphia H.S.) was
Spring Garden's top scorer with 18 points
and Senior guard Lee Radick (Council
Rock, Richboro. Pa.) tallied 14 in the
losing efforts V.
Fn the fourth quarter. Spring Garden
came within two points of Cabrini around
the 7:00 mark, but Spring Garden's en-
suing turnovers and Cabrini's work on
the boards increased the Cavaliers lead
to 68-60 at 4:40 of the fourth. Spring
Garden battled back to within two once
again with less than 2:00 remaining as
Lee Radick's quickness allowed him to
steal the ball and make it to the foul line
where he sank two to make it 70-68.
Cabrini's Anthony Dade hit a key bucket
with :38 seconds left, was fouled, hit the
foul and it was Cabrini's ball game. Spring
Garden would score in the final :10
seconds but it wouldn't be enough as it
ended 73-70.
Cabrini would next go on to face the
winner of DVC vs. Beaver while Spring
Garden will face the loser. It was a fine
showing by both teams.
Game two matched our own Aggies
vs. Beaver College. DVC is looking for
their first win after dropping their first
game to Wilkes on Saturday.
DVC looked sluggish early on but came
back strong after a few timeouts to take a
38-27 halftime lead. DVC was led at the
half by the strong play of forward Dwight
Welden (Wissahickon, Ambler, Pa.) who
scored 14 first half points while Eric Ford
(Penn Wood, Philadelphia) had nine,
Derrick McCarter (West Philadelphia
H.S.) had five and Bryan Haskins (Ben
Franklin H.S.. Philadelphia), and John
Boone (OIney H.S., Philadelphia) each
had four. At the start of the third, DVC
came out like a wild bull out its shoot,
like flood waters through a broken dam,
like the 1984 Detroit Tigers and out-
scored the Beavers 61-31 enroute to a
99-58 blowout victory and a berth in the
final vs. Cabrini.
Here's how DVCs final stats looked:
Eric Ford: 17 points. 6 assists, 2 steals;
John Boone: 12 points, 8 rebounds, 5
blocks; Dwight Welden: 18 points; Der-
rick McCarter: 18 points, 5 rebounds, 5
assists, 2 steals; Joe Westerfer: 6 points,
4 assists; Keith Gant: 2 points, 4 re-
bounds. 4 assists, 3 steals; Bryan Has-
kins: 10 points, 5 assists, 3 steals; Joe
Cherry: 10 points; James Dudley: 4
points; Mark Sjxitts: 2 points.
Lady Aggies
Throttle Beaver,
Get bv Wilkes
by John Litzke
DVC athletes asserted themselves as a
team the MAC cannot take lightly follow-
ing the complete pounding they gave to
Beaver in their opener on November 22.
The Lady Colonels of Wilkes visited
the Lady Aggies on November 23 in a
non- league matchup, but Wilkes was
also not a team that couldn't be taken
lightly.
It's easy to get down on a team when
they're losing at halftime but DVC showed
what a strong team they are by coming
back and swept past Wilkes 75-70 in a
come-from-behind victory and notched
their second win in a row in as many
games.
Sophomore forward Mary Jo Bush led
all scorers with 20 points, 14 in the first
half, and a very fine showing. Freshmen
(or should I say freshwomen) Tannmy
Petraskie and Trish Dollarton aided the
second half surge with five second half
rebounds each and 15 and eight points,
respectively.
With about half a minute left in the
game, Trish was on the line shooting two
after being crushed on a lay-up attempt.
She hit the first attempt to make it 73-70,
missed the second, Petraskie rebounded
and missed, Dollarton rebounded and
was crushed once again. Dollarton re-
turned to the foul line, sank the two fouls
to make it 75-70 and seal the victory.
Sophomore guard Doris McNeill added
12 and junior forward Kim Frey pitched
in 14 with nice showings by both. High
scoring Darcel "Fifi" Estep was held score-
less but it is still early in the season. Fifi is
just like a bomb waiting to be lit. Senior
forward Michele Zawoiski led Wilkes with
17 points while Melissa Kennedy had 13
and Diana Smith had 12.
After a shaky first half and a rocky five
%fr six minutes of the second half the Ag-
gies real character showed as their deter-
mination and improved play brought vic-
tory into their hands against an equal
opponent.
Next in store for the Aggies is the
Gallaudet Tourney, which is a two day
tournament beginning November 29 and
ending November 30.
DVC Drops Opener
To Wilkes Despite 25
By Jolin Boone
by John Litzke
It was a fresh start with new players, a
new coach, and a clean slate and what
better way to break in that slate but with a
victory and that's what Boone, Ford,
Weldon, McCa»1er, Butts. Spotts. and all
the Aggies and Coach Werkiser were
shooting for.
But an eraser named Wilkes College
visited DVC and took that win right away
as Mark Orm^k^ canned 21 and John Zap-
atocky scored 19 in Wilkes' 95-76 corne-
from-behind victory.
DVC was ahead at half 42-40 and
were playing well, but a tenacious Wilkes
squad came back in the second half behind
Graves, Zapatocky, and Steeber and
sealed the victory.
Leading the way for the Aggies was
sophomore center John Boone who
practically lived on the foul line as he was
13 of 19 from the line and 6 of 13 from
the field for a team-game high 25 points
and also contributed 14 rebounds. Derrick
McCarter also had a fine game as he was
7 of 15 from the floor and 5 of 8 from the
line for 19 points and Derrick also grabbed
eight boards. A fine performance was
put in by Dwight Weldon who was four
of six from the field and three of four
from the line for 11 points and Dwight
hauled down four boards.
The next two games for the Tip-Off
Tournament were also a challenge. Read
on about those final scores.
Doc in his 1974 MVP year. Is the Doc of 1985-86 through?
AGGIE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
For The Week Of
December 6-14
Aries (3/21-4/19) - The weekend
calls for low profile. Harmony returns for
Monday. Look Into something new for
mid-week. Avoid being insensitive to
others. Fix a big mistake over the week-
end, you're a romantic, do your best.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) — Loving and
relating are your specialty; use the week-
end for it. Sp)end early week on tying up
loose ends. Mid-week get ready for new
changes. Spend weekend on making
people happy, for you it comes naturally.
Gemini (5/21-6/20) — Communtea-
tion is the job of your weekend; friends
change fast and it takes fast talk to con-
trol their actions. Monday is a time of
recreation. Mid-week discover new tech-
niques to accomplish old problems.
Week's end treat someone with care.
Emotions are strong in the near future.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) — Nurture an old
romance to a new beginning. Spend time
with a SF>ecial someone this weekend.
Monday treat a visitor with respect, it
pays off later. Mid-week walk away from
trouble. For the upcoming weekend,
stand your ground on an issue.
Lto (7/23-8/22) - Bright Ideas and
new attitudes are important now. New
facts surface; take a look at your life and
friends; see to changes. Monday keep
thinking ahead of the gang and all will be
fine. Mid-week disaster strikes. Weekend
recovery, y'^j- _ ..^ ' :H"'':' ';:■.';.;•"' r ' '^
Virgo (8/23-9/22) — Emotional en-
counter is in your future. Spend time
understanding someone else's point of
view. Be realistic on Monday. Mid-week
start to dream again. Week's end be
careful of those plotting against you.
Ubra (9/23-10/23) - All true friends
have not abandoned you, they are giving
you room to fly. Spend weekend work-
ing your wings. Monday the workaholic
returns; keep on trying and you'll suc-
ceed. Mid-week plan for weekend on
campus; let the romantics come to you
on the weekend.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - Spend time
in a new environment with that someone
special this weekend. Spend Monday
looking to the future; big decisions made
soon, your heart knows what's right so
listen to it. Mid-week confidence returns.
Avoid childish personalities. Week's end
wine and dine.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - Think
big now, it's always been easy, but now
plan really big. Spend weekend dream-
ing of things to come. Monday return to
earth. Mid-week relax, the end is in
sight. The week's end brings a lovers
dream.
tapricom (12/22-1/19) - Chronos,
the master of time, is on your side this
weekend; spend it wisely. This weekend
will be your best ever. Time is all you
need and is yours through mid-week.
Spend the end of the week on favorite
projects. , , _
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - Movement is
a major part of your future, start plan-
ning now, it doesn't seem to be an easy
time ahead. Organization is Monday's
password. Mid-week remember the pres-
ent, don't go to far ahead. Week's end
try something extraordinary.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) — Time to make
decisions and stick by them. Monday is
time to be positive, don't let the nerds get
you down, spend time avoiding them.
Mid-week see that special someone and
feel better. Week's end Christmas is
coming, plan ahead.
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Agronomy News
In the Agronomy News, an official
j5ublication of The American Society of
Agronomy, December 1985 issue, there
were 44 positions available in teaching,
research and administration as against
only four positions wanted! It represents
an eleven to one ratio, quite a switch
from just a few years ago when almost
the opposite was true.
CLUftNEWS
Food Ipdustry
Interested in meat products? How
about food processing? Want to find out
about a different career choice? Former
DVC graduate and Animal Husbandry
major Richard Harlen talks about his
career choice in industry. Slide show,
question and answer period and business
advice will all happen on December 10 at
7:30 p.m. in Mandell 110. Hope to see
you there! Sponsored by the Food In-
dustry Club.
Biology Club
The Biology Club is sponsoring Candy-
0-Grams. Buy your friends and loved
ones a candy cane and write your own
personal message. The Candy-O-Grams
will be delivered during finals on Mon^
Dec. 16 and Tues.. Dec. 17. On sale the
week of Dec 9. Watch for details!
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH I.D.
LOST & FOUND
• Basic Business Communication Book
• Black Folder
• Statistical Inference for Management
and Economics Book
• Rowered Hair Band
• 3 Pairs of Glasses
• 1 Earring
• 2 Keys
• 1 Woman's Watch
• 1 Man's Watch
• 1 Calculator
• Book - "Robert's Rules of Order"
Revised
• A lightweight (beige) jacket (which
was left at Anne's Hair Unlimited, in
Doylestown about three weeks ago
when a male student had his hair cut)
• An '85-'86 ZIGGY 16-month appoint-
ment calendar
• A pair of girl's gray striped pants (sz.
9/10)
• A black plastic coated key (kx)ks like it
could be a car key — no identifying
Tmaks)
THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
A CLOSE ENCOUNTER
The blood has been donated, and the
final tallies counted! Once again, that
seemingly unbeatable class of '86 has
taken top billing by recruiting 45 blood
donors, which represents a full 20% of
that class. Congratulations, seniors!
The blood race, however, was very
close. Those uppity freshmen, who ac-
tually surpassed the seniors by rallying
57 donors, deserve honorable mention
as 16% of their class participated in
November's blood drive. Class of '89,
where would we be without you? :
Here are the rest of the scores: Class
of '87, 46 potential donors, 19% of the
class; Class of '88. .38 potential donors.
13% of the cla^; DVC Employees. 14
potential donors, 7% of employees.
: Everyone who participated in the
November 20th blood drive deserves a
sincere thank you and the community's
gratitude, from those who worked so
hard to recruit donors, to those who
were turned away for medical reasons,
to those who successfully donated.
Below are the total DVC tallies, thanks to
the combined effort of each individual:
212 people attempted to donate blood;
200 of these people are DVC affiliates;
185 pints of blood were collected from
the potential donors. r, *« ,
As you can see, we fell short of our in-
stitutional goal of 200 donated pints —
but it wasn't from lack of good intentions!
Perhaps we will succeed in our spring
drive if we gear ourselves up to not meet,
but beat, the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!
Other individuals to be congratulated
are the lottery prize winners: John Yaich
'89. Brenda Bower '87, Susan Ullrich
'87 and Judy Linkiewicz '87. Donors
who earned their ONE GALLON PIN on
November 20th were: Shawn O'Rourke
'88; James Harner, Dairy; Thomas Ben-
ton '89; John Wasser '87; William
Anderson '88; Todd Rosenberg '86; and
Duane Kuhn.
And last, but hardly least, arc those
persons who earned their VIP pin for
donating blood four times in one year:
Margaret Thompson '89; Gail Cook '86;
and Robert Mehlman '88.
As far as the floor contests, the
women of Barness second take it in
numbers, with 19 residents (44%)
donating blood . . . and the women of
Miller win it in percentages, with a full
50% (5 women) donating blood. Con-
gratulations one and all!
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Vol. XX. No. 12
Friday. December 13. 1985
HAVE AN
ENJOYABLE
VACATION!
NOTICL lilt' opinions tApitssi'd in ,Miy indlvitlu.il .titult donot nert'ssanly reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Cahl. Joe. Dave H.. Dave L.. Daiw H.. Rob.
Bob. Mr. Bill & Steve - Have a Merry! See
you in January for a dorm warming party.
You must bring Laura. Debbie. Toes. Wife,
etc. P.S. Road trip for skiing Is on. — Bob
DLL those feet! On/v kidding, just thought Id say it
one more time!!
Dave L. — Here's to a case of wine and next
semester. I'm looking forward to embanas-
sii^ you on tlie slopes. No cutting in litielf!
P.S. Thank you. - BB
Chuck & B(irb - Merr],i Christmas Happn New
Year See you next setvester ~- Carl
Bill. Bruce & Gang - Meny Chrlstmai^ •-
Carl *
He\; Skizzv — Let a get the truck fixed. Rob. thanks
for \,'our help — BDB
Weener — If you want your 25 C back ace
John.
Tish — Hope [lou have a toonderful hohda^/ with
vour Sweet Baboo - Cindi; Loo Hoo
Mrs. Davidson - if you ever want to take
vacation again. I don't care what the admin-
istration says, do it during the sttmin«. —
Guess who?
Celia. Ye ole sh head' — Thanks for liking
me even though I'm a creep Carol, thanks for
parking my car in Segal Marini. you u;i7/ learn the
"hip move " Have a good vacation — Love. Bon
Bon
John — You freshyl — Rose
To the sponge who lives in Goldman 1st — Get a
job and pas; hack Josh
Chris A. — Thanx for Homecoming. It was
great. Til never forget that weekend. — You
know who
Tish ~ You're welcome to come over my rootn-
any time to get drunk and practice bo/let — Love.
Wanker
Kate — Hey roomie, let's make second
semester even better than the first, is that
possible? We could t>e in big trouble! See ya
over break! — Chris
Mel. Allison. Shan. cars. dogs, squirrek. etc. — !
haven't been around for a while, but Merry Chri^-
mas and a Happy New Year to ever[.one - Bill
To DVC's Own Band - You did a great job,
keep It up. — A Fan
Tracy — You are a super person and friend Meny
(^hristmas and Happy New Year — Love. Trish
Rosey — You're a fantastic roommate. Sorry
for waking you up every morning. — Your
roomie
Station Wagon. FEE. Sharon. Susan. Lynette.
Amy. Meg Fly. Thsh. Anita, Gay. Terresa. Robin.
Jen, Doris. Etta. Kathy Mac. Vicki. Twink. Nancy
K.. Barbara & Bett. ARFODESSIAC - Happy
Christmas, Merry New Year
Leslie Blatt — Christmas is the time of car-
ing and sharing something you do all year
long. Best of luck in life. May you and Bill be
happy and content forever. — Best Wishes.
Love Ed
Pep. Hicks. Hufh's owner & Capt Puddy — Hope
you all have a nice Chnstmas and a Happy New
Year And yes. only one more semester, except for
you Fluffy. - The other roommate
Rose - isn't it about time you get a new pair
of socks for someone to smell???
Kirn — Let's make brownies Turn down that KISS
muskJ (only kidding) Don 't party too hard
Dave (Capt. Fio) — Have a very Merry Christ-
mas and a Happy New Year. — Your room-
mate Rosey
Judy — You're a great person' Don t let anyone tell
you differently I hope vacation brings you the best
of ever\.'thing - Rudolph
Santa — Thanks for dropping my present off
early! Pete's perfect! Honest!!! Being a good
girl pays off right!?! I'm happy. — Kelley
To my favorite Taurus — The stars say you're a
perfect match You're young and have plenty of
time Ease up on the heavy stuff — Your astrokyger
Sarah Rebecca Bennett - Thanks for being
such a caring friend. 1 would have never
made It through three years without you.
To Todd, who sits in the lunch room. 1 want you'
Merry Chnstmas & Happy New Year
Darlene — Have a fun Ume over break and
live it up. 111 try to keep the room n<>ater In
1986. - Your roomie
Michelle — I love you — III
Felix - Rewind-Record. You hole!
Take real sips. Maybe Santa will bring you
leather high top spikes if you're good. See ya
next year. - Monique & Kimmy
Doug^ — 1 wish I would he under your tree I may
not be perfect hut then you are a snob'
John E. - Heard you give great massages.
Can you give me one. cheap? Madame —y
ok! - Me
Anita W - May you have a Merry Chn^mas and
Best Wishes for the New Year I'll mi^ you! I love
you with all my heart — Andre
To the "Girls,'' or should i say "Womoi'' -
it's been a great 3^/i yem*\ This past semester
has been the best. Keep in touch and who
knows, maybe well meet on a boat In the
Atlantic. — Love ya all, Leslie
John Ford — Take care of that arm. Maybe well
get to share a contrast bath one day Merry Christ
mas Guess who? — Economics
Bon-bon-a-donna — Merry Christmas roomie.
What a semester! You've got me drinking,
going to bars, picking up men. what's up for
next semester? — Betsy-boo
Dear Judy - It's been great rooming with you.
You're a lot of fun Have a great Christmas break
and you're not fat so.shut up - Love. Rose
She's my roommate and I lov« her to death!
Given, I iiope you meet Bono and go to Aus-
tralia!!! — Love ya. Your adorable roommate
Z & Pyott — Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year See you next semester
Hey Alan - What Is this? if s a brain suckn
dying. — Love ya, Margliee
Cheerleaders — We wish you a Merry Christmas,
we're writing to say — "Be back January 15th for
practice. OK.?" — Jen & Alex
Sleaze-I^ll - No Pencil Arms! No Pencil
Nedcsl — From. Bouc
Cud — Thanks for being a whale of a good friend!
Life here hce been a real zoo' — Love, Rug
Tina — Baby, Baby! Can you hear me? One
and two and five and ... - Wendy
Tana — Would you? — Fieldsy
Glen Blnidey — i thank you, but my arms
sure don't! — Fondly, Peg El«telsen
Cwen. Margaret, Beth, Julie. Nancy. Terri. Chra
& Cheryl — Thanks for being pals! — Love. Carole
To the gang - Sure ill do you a favor, but
what's In it for me!!
Rox — Greasy cases' Gef lights that stay up! Christ-
mas this! Hat>e a nice holiday! — Kim & Monique
TJ - We can't let the question die! Who's
socks are they, and why are you smelling
them? Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Spirit Car!
To my Pookey — A very Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year You're my one and only I love
vou — Your Muffin
Claudia — Well we finally made it! Only one
more semester to go. Have a great holiday
and a Happy Birthday! — Chris
Okay you guys. I want my two dollars, plus tip!"
Merry Christmas — uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh
Theresa — Hope Santa doesn't bring you all
you want for Christmas. If he does he might
get a hernia! Seriously, have a Merry Christ-
mas and a Happy New Year. Ill be in touch.
— Love, John
Steve "5 — What can I say. nothing but great times
since we've rnet Let's keep it up. Have a Meny
Christmas Looking forward to the 26th! — Love.
Chris
Riddler — If I only had the chance to decorate
your room. Have a nice break with the trees.
Tell your fiance I said hello! (ya right) — The
Beaver
Katie - You are so rude' But you're a friend.
Guess where vour name is? — Joanne
Val — Is your mystery man in a festive mood
tonight? — Roommate
Remember Parent's Day — A day that will hve in
infamy — Happy Holidays'
I>ear Jamie B. — Have a wonderful vacation
and I will see you next year. - Your roomie.
Darlene
7b Sue Krauich — (yes. I know it's spelled wrong) It
was great knowing you (too bad you're taken)
Enjoy life and good luck — Ed
To my mother, who is the greatest person I
know - I wish for you the best of everything.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. — Love
your daughter, Felicia
John — Amadeus and massage sessions (orgies?!)
Keep your hand off Joannes cleavage! I'm glad
you and Kathy can finally get along (it's about time)'
Merry. Merry Tish
Mr. Alexander (Alex) — Thanks for putting up
with me this semester! Have a nice break and
a joyous Hanukkah. — Love. Judy
Rosemary — After all those times we were shot
down, we really need to go out and get trashed'
Happy Holidays' — Lot'e. John
Chief — You luiow something? You hurt me
bad. Ha ha gotch ya. Be happy and keep
smiling. - Ace
Dear Mike — I've missed nc^ being with you at
DVC but it's been a great two years. I love you and
always will — RM
Kathy — After you slept over, It is still a fact
that you buck and thrash like a wild animal.
Wendy. Diane. Doug. Jackie. Brad. Emilie. Julie.
Jean. Kathy, Chris. Todd. Chuck — Merry Christ
mas and Happy New Year — Love. Mabel
JD — To the best friend a friend can have.
Have a Merry Chrlstm^. — AD
Kim & Monique — Hope Santa brings you every-
thing you want for Chnstmas Maybe a bcMie of0n!
— Love. Maze
Deb O. - Thanks for understanding and be-
ing that good friend. Merry Christmas and
don't flood any stalls. — Low, Scott
To Sharon, Fee Fee, Ann, Dan. Don Johnson.
Tracy ... — Hey, stop a// that noise! Merry
Christmas!
Ed & Fred - Two guys with lead heads and
empty beds. I do not like green e^s and
ham. Sam I am. — Dr. Seuss
Merry Christmas Martini & Rick!
Ray Boltz - You said you never get any
messages so i thought Vd be nice and send
you one! Merry Christmas! -> Love, Keiley
To all the Ram Pages staff — TTjis past semester
was great Here's to next semester! Merry Christ-
mas — Your reporters
Ed - Thanks for all your help. We realhr ap-
preciate It. Have a nice holiday. See you hi
'86. - Kim & Monique
Unda — Try White Cap! Where are you hiding
Hambo now? Seminar's over, now we're Bahanta
t>ound! Have a Merry Christmas and say hi to Frank
— Wendy
Hey Scott — Thanks for the Boone's Farm,
It's our favorite! — Sue & Doug
Hossam Fatah — Happy Holidays! I would like to
get to know you. I think you are a very appealing
man! — Sincerely. Marie
Tahl Bai^ - Happy Birthday my little winter
cherub! Let's have dinner!
Kim & Monique - Never forget . Nu serioudy
who would have ever thought in the beginning of
this semester that we'd be hanging tough' You guys
are awesome.
To Tommy Gant — Yes Rippers do dwell In
heaven! Someday III show you. Look out
they're watching. George.
WARSH the SQUARSH'
Gall C. — Don't forget your electric blanket,
my room gets really cold. Have a Merry
Christmas! — PepI
Mr Decker — Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year Don't forget the Tootsie Roll Pop "Who
Loves You Baby "
Wendy — I wish you a Merry Christmas, i
wish you a Merry Christmas. I wish you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. —
Mark
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to Ted.
Steve. Jo. Jen. Wendy. Larry, Bill, Tom. Janet.
Brian & Mrs Metcalf — Love. Santa
To Linda. Robin. Lisa — Thanks for all the
good times and laughs this semester. Have a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. —
Love. John M.
A Jay. look dude I've waited two years for you to
get out of my room and now the day is here, boy
am I happy. Good luck man in the future. —
World's best roommate. BIG NOL
Celia — Merry Christmas darling! You helped
make this semester one of the best. Rest
over vacation, you're not getting any younger!
— Betsy- boo
Merry Christmas and thanks for being my buddies
— Parakeet
Deen - Nice outfit! Who picked It out?
Good taste, huh? Don't work too hard at
Flem. Fl. Have a great Christmas. Keep in
touch over break. - Mo & Kim
Betsy boo - Thank you for being a wicked, fun
roomy Carol. Karl. Celcia. we've only just begun
our junior and senior expeditions — Love, Bon-
bon
Mark & Jamie — Enjoy your holidays! Beha^«
like adults. Happy Hanukkah! See ya in
January! - Me
Lit Bitty — Hope your vacation is great and don 't
you dare come back with a suntan Merry Christ-
mas! — Love. Scott
Om. Hort. Mon. morning seminar — Yeah!
It's over! You all did a fantastic job! Gradua-
tion here we come! Merry Christmas!
Rippers — Beware, we couW be in trouble if the
wolf puddies regroup! — A Fellow Window Man
Steph — Fm glad we became good friends.
Lookout Log-N-Twig here we come. Trainees
forever. Merry Christmas and New Year. Well
you know. — Mo!
Bruce — You're so cute! — Mario
Molygyong Padto at Molygyong Bogong — I
hope your holiday is pleasant and you get
everything desired. May you have constant
energy and never again get tired. — John C.
Buckingham, Jr.
To Leslie — Behave and don't drink to much on
your birthday Happy Early Birthday — Love.
Beth
Phllly Man — Guess this is goodbye. Good
luck at the post office or your O.H. job
(traitor). Spl<^ rules! Stop by and annoy
Paul. - Howard
Allison. Dingk, Shm & Mel -lam ntH dumb, just
a little slow — Jcxmne
Todd — Thanks for being such a sweetiieart.
•> Gk>rla
Tom — ft's going to be a hng 3 weeks! I'm really
going to miss you. Have a great Christmas! I LOVE
YOU! — Love always. Alex
Dan — Gloria, a night to remember or not to
remember. I have a lot of those nights but
not friends like you. You're special.
Pete - Always remember your black mark, grain
& punch, arousing moments and me! Merry Christ-
mas ■ about my pound puppy? — Love always,
KeU
Beth — i can't go to Biology class, my hair Is
messed up! I love ya! — Mom
Pasty — Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Roses are red. vk>lets are blue. I sure have a friend
in you. — Love ya, Mary
Benna — Can I have Bono tonight? ill give
you a piece of gum.
To whom it may concern — Lost one red & blue
striped tube scxk! That's the best candy cane yout
ever get. Hope you get some righteous abuse.
Hay Crayons — You pqrs have a colorfdl
break! HI be thinking abo«t you. - Love A
smiles. Purple
Merry Christmas Bill, Bill. Kurt & Nate - Love.
Amy
Jeannic, Anita, Karen. CiMaie & June — rm
really glad we became good friends this year.
Have a very Merry Chrtatmas! — Love always.
Donna
Greg Haufsteader — As Christmas gets ckxer and I
sit with family and friends, my day is made brighter
when I realize that there is one semester more of
looking at your face
Alex — m have a blue Christmas without
you! I hope Santa brings you "men in uni-
form." Merry, Merry Old Friend! — Love &
Hugs, Jennifer
Rosemary & Sue — At Chri^mas the stars shine
tike diamonds, may the stars stay off your fingers a
liUle bit longer, but their glow keep warming your
hearts
Ed — H.J. Winston's on Wednesday night,
will live on forever, although I won't survive
another. It's b^n a great semester.
Chris — Torture Dec 20Jan 14 Constantino
NO!"!
To Bamess 2nd — Have a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year. — Your mean R.A.
Dear Santa — May I please have a pair of shorts
and sunglasses to go with my new sneakers. — Ken
Merry Christmas to all my lovely, sweet girl-
friends — Jennifer, Vicki. Steph-N., Gaye,
Fifi. Alex. Sharon, Kim L., Doris. Etta. Mel.
Kathy. Tammy. Randi and Lenny. You can
sign up for dates next semester. — BIG NOL
Hey Julie — Have a very Merry Christmas and I
think things are going to work. — Marghee
Z — Please spend Christmas with me. at
least in memory. Keep a place warm for me.
- Noelk
Leslie — Is it cold out or are you just glad to see
me?! Have a good life — Love, you know who
Rose — NBI bound! Club meetin^^ (Hey
chief!), dead chickens. Sunday night parties.
Blah. Blah. Blah! Behave yourself or ill steal
Oatmeal.
Red — You special guy. have a gre(H break and a
wonderful birthday One month with no massage,
what will I do? — Love ya. Dana
To the Marvins - Here's to Nutballs in the
broom closet!!. Old Mill Country and a potato
chip chair!! Have a Great Christmas! - Love.
Eddy
The Rippers — / hope to see you in detox after the
Christmas wars are done! — Love. King Fubar &
Frank
West Campus Jr. House (1st floor) — Thanks
for making it possible for me to meet one of
the nicest guys ever! Have a great Christmas.
- Chris
Jenheifer — Hope this Christmas brings you all you
wish for (especially Chnstmas cookies!!) and X's
and O's! Merry Christmas Laugh Rat' — Love. Alex
To the someone special I don't have, I love
you. — L4>nely me
Sanfo — Please send the crayons 5 men — fast!
Hey good looking — Remember: Fat and
lonely. - Killer
We love you all! — Amy & Michele
Carol — Let's give 'em hell in Softball! Love
ya buddy. — The Tequila Woman
Who took the green pens? Not me? Did you?
Molygyong Pasko at Molygong Bagong Ta<Hi
- May your holiday be as bright as your
smile. — John C. Buckingham. Jt.
Everyone — Why is it that it takes forever to get to
NBI and only five seconds to get back — Sufferer
of NBI phenomenon
Leslie " it's been great. Don't forget all the
great times «i«'ve had. Get ready for the
otilse! Good luck, well miss ya lots! - The
girte
To Cheryl & the PrehiUonc "B" - The Hot "B"
loves ya both to death' Merry Fing Chri^mc^!
Weekend Workout
by ED. Wengryn
This past weekend Alpha Phi Omega
sp)onsoreci a working camp weekend at
the Ockonikon Boy Scout Reservation in
Point Pleasant. Although only five people
showed up, we had a great time. The
weekend started when Rose and Mike
went up early to warm the building up
and prepare Saturday's breakfast for
Alan, Carole, and me. We arrived Satur-
day morning to Rose's scrambling eggs
and Mike's putting bacon in the oven to
keep it warm. Mike's mind must have
been on other things because he set the
oven at 350 degrees and burnt the bacon.
I never knew Rose was distracting in the
kitchen. We had a breakfast of eggs and
Sunday's reserved sausage with frozen
orange juice (Mike and Rose couldn't
defrost the refrigerator or the milk for that
matter). The work we did at the camp
became a minor part of the weekend.
We only installed oil tanks, a sump pump
(Alan did that) , removed shingles from a
hut. while Rose and Mike took sheetrock
out of a house and washed spackling off
the walls. For lunch Rose made tomato
soup and grilled cheese while we sent
Mike for wood (so Rose wouldn't be dis-
tracted by Mike). During the afternoon
Carole and I went for a hike to the creek
while Rose. Alan, and Mike climbed
through the cabin window because I had
the key. Carole loves jumping rocks from
one to the other; she even wanted to go
in the ice cold water. I almost died on the
way back up the hill . We got back in time
to start dinner — apple pie in first,
followed by the roast chicken, stuffing,
cranraspberry sauce, peas, corn (not to
mention "Get out of my kitchen" and
Rose's leftover tomato soup) , For dinner
we had company; Sue. Doug, and Wen-
dy came for a visit (we even decorated a
little tree and the doorway with lights.
We also learned that Mike makes great
•fires. A roaring blaze made a smoke-filled
room as we played Trivial Pursuit. It was
a pretty good night except for the "dog"
slamming the door (okay, it was the wind)
and who will forget the old witchy
woman? And shall we wake Rose to
make nachos? Any way. we are going
back next spring. And for Sue: "Good
Night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you
are." P.S. Alan. Sorry about the poison
ivy!
ATTENTION
All Resident Students
. Please be advised that all entrances to
residence halls will be secured on Satur-
day, December 21st at 5:(X) p.m. All
students are expected to leave the resi-
dence halls by that time.
The dorms will re-open at noon on
Saturday, January 11th. No one will be
permitted in the residence halls during
the vacation period. Temporary housing
arrangements should be made with the
Residence Life Office as soon as possible.
The last meal served will be brunch from
1 1-12 on Saturday, December 21st. The
cafeteria reopens for dinner on Sunday,
January 12th from 5-6 p.m.
Before leaving for the holidays, it is re-
quested that:
1. Windows be locked and drapes or
shades drawn.
2. Doors be locked and as many valu-
ables as possible be removed.
3. All appliances be unplugged.
4. Rooms be cleaned and all trash put in
proper receptacles.
Enjoy your well-earned vacation.
SANTA POSES
FOR Del-AWARE
To help raise money for Del-AWARE
Unlimited, right in front of the Four
Season's Mall, Santa is posing for pic-
tures. Santa is looking forward to posing
with kids and families at 10:30 a.m.
beginning on November 29 and continu-
ing through Christmas, every Saturday
and Sunday. Photos: $6.00. For more
information call 215/ 862-9862. Photos
by Rodney W. Ellis.
BACKSTREETS
This past weekend, Backstreets
brought the sounds of "Bmce" to the DVC
campus. The band was great, but 1 can't
say that for everything else. The acoustics
in the All-Purpose Room were not suit-
able for a rock band. For a publicized
concert, the attendance was pitiful. Spe-
cial thanks goes to the *?!"* who pulled
the fire alarm during the second set. We
all appreciated going out in the cold.
Next time, go pull a fire alarm in another
state, not where the rest of us are trying
to enjoy a concert.
Finally, I found the behavior of the
"STAFF' and a few other DVC students
despicable. I've never seen so many in-
toxicated people in one room. If you
guys wanted to drink, you should have
stayed in your rooms. It's a shame that
we had to pay for this good band and we
weren't able to enjoy it due to a few dim
wits. In spite of that, the band was great.
Congratulations!
Mr. Ray Howard, who works full time
in maintenance and part-time on the
custodial staff on campus, has completed
the electrical sector of the, Servicemaster
Maintenance Job Skills Program. He is
now taking an Introduction to Computers
course to further his technical skills. Ray
resides in Horsham and has been with
the college for three years.
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located next to DVC
Appointments are
not always necessary.
Stop in or call: 348-2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH I.D.
WORK AVAILABLE
Any student interested in working at
Caesar's Pub (nightshift 10 p.m.- 12:30
a.m.) please get in touch with Mr. Steve
Kline in the cafeteria.
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"Del Vol's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
$1 off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
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Reports, Resumes, Letters, etc.
10% DISCOUNT to DVC
students and faculty!
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The Chorale
and Band Concert
The Chorale and Band Concert
and Dinner Sunday night was again
a very enjoyable evening. M.W.
Wood supplied a delicious dinner
to go with the wonderful music.
Since I'm in the chorale I don't
want to pat myself on the back but
I can say the band was very im-
pressive and 1 enjoyed their perfor-
mance immensely.
Christmas Caroling
The Christian Fellowship will be going
Christmas caroling at the Doylestown
Manor Nursing Home this Saturday. All
are welcome to come along. Meet at 3
p.m. at the J. Feldstein campus court.
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the ''Dull Look"
BRIAN C. WOODS
Professional Car Wax Compound
Priced Low for the Student Budget
CONTACT: Brian C. Woods
Off Campus Mailbox
Winner of the
Holiday Ornament Contest
Congratulations to Frances Davis for
submitting the winning ornament in the
Krauskopf Library Ornament Contest.
First prize was for her quilling entry of a
Christmas sleigh. Thanks to all the con-
testants who participated.
DONT WRAP YOUR
HOLIDAY GIFTS,
CAN THEM!
A unique tuay to wrap ani/thing from
car)d^ to tee-shirts to underwear.
Pick your own labels, we do the rest.
Onty $3.00
Contact Hillel, ext. 2387
Pickup and delivery
available on campus.
To the Members
of the College Family
Thank you for your many expressions
of kindness shown to me and to my loved
ones during the recent illness and death
of my father.
Affectionately.
Dr. Richard C. Ziemer
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NEED MONEY?
"Doc" Weber
DVC's Resident Train Nut
wants to buy your old electic trains!
. . . any age. gauge, or condition. If you
don't have any trains, ask family
members over break. See if they might
donate one to you. Call extention 2282
or see "Doc" in Mandel 109.
IT WASN'T
NUCLEAR FALLOUT
Last Thursday marked the season's
first snowfall: it also marked Caesar's Pub.
That night. Cooke 2nd sponsored it.
Because of the snow few people came to
the pub: they were outside playing foot-
ball and throwing snowballs. After they
tired of the snow, they then went to the
pub to warm themselves. According to
one of the waitress»fs and my source,
everyone had a great time and stayed
until 1:30 a.m.. when it closed for the
evening.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief John D Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor , , John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck. Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein. Wendy L Unger. Scott Zeltt
Judy Henry. Bruce Bailey
Artist I^onica Etzweiler
Photographer MelanieO'Neil. Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry. Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville. Dr. Ziemer
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Navy throttles Army in 17-7 upset vic-
tory in 86th meeting. Napoleon Mc-
Callum sets personal record of 41 car-
ries for 217 yards.
• Bo Jackson of Auburn wins Heisman
Trophey by just 45 votes (closest vote
in Heisman history) over Iowa quarter-
back. Chuck Long.
• In pro wrestling at the spectrum:
Hulk Hogan pinned terrible Terry Funk.
Brutus Beefcake pinned leaping Lan-
ny Poffo. Ricky Steamboat and Don
Morraco ended in a double disqualifi-
cation. Tito Santana and Tony Atlas
defeated Jesse "The Body" Ventura
and Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
• Eagles playoff hopes go into the toilet
after an unbelievable 4th quarter come-
back by Minnesota and a 17-12 loss to
the sorry Washington Redskins.
• In Other Games:
In Public League Championship it was
Central 18. Washington 17. while in
Catholic League Semifinal Action it
was: Ryan 14. Judge 13 and O'Hara
20. Bonner 7.
• For at least this season, the Sixers
seemed to have dropped out of basket-
ball's elite three and are now in the
same class as Utah. Portland. Detroit,
and Atlanta. Sixers' record at 11-10
following 105-100 loss to Seattle.
• Baseball's winter meetings open in San
Diego. / » •■ .
• In NHL All-Star voting. Pelle Lindbergh
leads mario Gosselin of Quebec by
10.000 votes.
• It's getting down to playoff time in tht
NFU Dallas and Giants are tied in NFC
Fast at 9 5; Chicago clinched Central
years ago; Rams are one game up on
San Fran in NFC West; the Jets. New
England, and Miami are tied at 10-4 in
AFC Fast; Cleveland, Cincinnati tied
nt 7 7 in AFC Central; Raiders are one
up on Denver in AFC West.
Big winners in yesterday's games
were:
Cincinnati 50 Dallas 24
Raiders 17 Broncos 14 (OT)
Dolphins 34 Packers 24
Giants 35 Oilers 14
Patriots 23 Lions 6
Jets 27 Bills 7
• Simon Gratz is the team to beat in
Public League basketball this season.
• In the final week of NCAA football
BYU 26 Hawaii 6
Furman 59 Rhode Island 15
Ithaca 'M Gettvsberg
LSU 35 East Carolina 15
Oklahoma 35 SMU 13
N.Alabama 34 Bloomsburg
Nevada-Reno 24 Arkansas St 23
Wyoming 23 Texas El Paso 21
FORD, AGGIES
GUN DOWN DREW
by John Litzke
At 5-6. sophomore guard Eric Ford is
one of the un-tallest players in the league
but Saturday night against the Rangers of
Drew he soared over the tallest of centers
and the highest of forwards to explode
for a game high 23 points and led DVC
to a 100-80 victory to notch their second
win in six tries and their first in the MAC.
The Aggies had a very balanced scor-
ing attack as six players were in double
figures. There was Eric Ford's 9 of 13
and 5 of 7 for 23. Smooth was 7 of 13
for 14 points, center James Dudley played
a fine role in the win as he was 5 of 7 and
4 of 5 for 14 points and 7 rebounds, Joe
Butts was 4 of 5 and 5 of 6 for 13 points.
Dwight Weldon was 4 of 7 and 4 of 9 for
12. and Joe Westerfer was 4 of 7 and 4
of 5 for 12 points and he also had 7
rebounds.
Aggies Fall Short
of Gallaudet Crown
by John Litzke
The Lady Aggies were involved in the
Gallaudet Tournament over the Thanks-,
giving Holiday and fell just short of the
tournament championship crown.
In the first game, the Aggies faced
Shenandoah College and whipped them
78-48 behind Tammy Petraskie's 11
points and 10 points each from Lisa
Long. Mary Jo Bush, and Trish Dollarton.
Stephanie Keeler scored 18 and Rhonda
Adams 15 for Shenendoah. The first step
was complete and a tournament cham-
pionship was in their sight. The Lady Ag-
gies final step was to get by the host col-
lege. Gallaudet. in the final. This is where
the Aggies sputtered as Gallaudet re-
ceived 21 points from Wummer and 20
from Kuehn (only know last names) en
route to an 82-62 victory over DVC.
They got good output, however, as
Mary Jo Bush scored a team high 21
points and Fifi sank 14 buckets in a losing
effort
"1 don't think we played well at all in
this tournament; we took some bad shots
and we hurried our shots. A reason for
the bad shot selection is we didn't set up
our offense and it hurt us." commented
Coach Pento. Despite the loss in the final,
quite and honor was bestowed upon
three of our own as Fifi was selected All-
Tournament first team and Kim Frey and
Mary Jo Bush were named to the second
team. Congratulations to the three of
you. The Ladies are now 3-1 and face
the Lady Vikings of Upsala in East
Orange.
HOLIDAY BOWL GAMES
Dec. 14
California Bowl
Bowling Green vs. Fresno State
Dec 21
Cherry Bowl
Maryland vs. Syracuse
Dec. 21
Independence Bowl
Clemson vs. Minnesota
Dec 22
Holiday Bowl
Arkansas vs. Arizona State
Dec. 27
Liberty Bowl
LSU vs. Baylor
Dec. 28
Florida Citrus Bowl
BYU vs. Ohio State
Dec. 28
Sun Bowl
Georgia vs. Arizona
Dec. 28
Aloha Bowl
Alabama vs. USC
Dec. 30
Freedom Bowl
Washington vs. Colorado
Dec 30
Gator Bowl
Florida State vs. Oklahoma State
Dec. 31
Peach Bowl
Illinois vs. Army
Dec 31
Blue Bonnet Bowl
Air Force vs. Texas
Dec. 31
All American Bowl
Georgia Tech vs. Michigan State
Jan. 1
Cotton Bowl
Auburn vs. Texas A&M
Jan 1
Sugar Bowl
Miami. Florida vs. Tennessee
Jan. 1
Fiesta Bowl
Michigan vs. Nebraska
Jan. 1
Rose Bowl
Iowa vs. UCLA
Jan. 1
Orange Bowl
Oklahoma vs. Penn State
Now it'
s time for the fed-up-to-hGre-with-football bowl and you're so sick of it |
that you'l
1 want to put your head in
the toilet bowl.
DVC led at the half 46-32 and never
gave up that lead. The Aggies were a
superb 38 of 62 (61.2%) from the field
and 24 of 35 from the line. "This is the
best we've played since the season start-
ed," commented Coach Werkiser. "I was
very pleased with the play of (Joe) Butts
and (James) Dudley is improving with
every game." added Werkiser. For
Drew. Mackey Pendergrast had 15, Joe
Novak had 12, and Ken Farricker had
11 but all these were insignificant.
John Wiorek, the fine forward from
Stockholm, Sweden, is off the disabled
list and should rejoin the team for the last
game before the end of the semester on
Wednesday, December 11 at Elizabeth.
Things are looking up and I'm looking
forward to a strong second half.
The men's basketball team will take
two or three weeks and resume play on
January 7 at home vs. Ursinus at 8:00.
DVC Falls To FDU
Despite 21 Smooth Points
by John Litzke
FDU was visiting James Work Gym
for an inter-league matchup and their
visit turned out to be worth the trip as
fairly ridiculous defeated the Aggies
79-75. FDU was paced by Howard Mas-
Ihi's 21 points, Michael Exum's 20, and
Floyd Adams' 16.
This was the first game for DVC with-
out sohpomores John Boone and Derrick
McCarter. The team pulled together and
played very well as a unit against a much
more experienced and larger club. "The
team performed very well tonight," com-
mented Coach Werkiser. "I was very
pleased."
DVC was led by Bryan "Smooth" Has-
kins who was 8 of 17 from the field and 5
of 7 from the line for 21 points and 7 re-
bounds on a nice effort by Smooth.
Guard Eric Ford was 7 of 16 and 1 of 2
for 15, Dwight Weldon was 6 of 13 and
4 of 7 for 16 points and 8 rebounds and
forward Joe Westerfer was 5 of 10 and 3
of 5 for 13 points and a team high 9 re-
bounds. The Aggies shot 31 of 70 from
the field and 13 of 22 from the line for 75
points. It was 42-33 FDU leading at the
half but DVC hung tough under some
adversity and played a fine ball game.
John Butcher Axis &
iNXS at the Tower
by John Litzke
Last Wednesday, December 4 a little
known band called John Butcher Axis
and an up-and-coming band INXS played
the tower theater at 69th and Market in
Upper Darby.
John Butcher opened and did very well.
He and the Axis played some good rock
and roll with a strong bass drum and a
bass that shocked my seat and our seats
were in the balcony. I was pleasantly sur-
prised by their showing.
INXS was next and they were awe-
some. They played all their best known
jams including "The One Thing," "You
Won't Change For Me," "Original Sin,"
"L Send A Message," "Melting in the
Sun," and "This Time" off their latest
album "Listen Like Thieves." Lead singer
David Hutchence was all over the stage
and the three Fariss brothers jammed on
the bass, drums, and saxaphone.
A band of this caliber needs recogni-
tion and with their performance on the
4th, I think they'll get all the recognition
they deserve.
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DVC Subdues Vikings,
Tliwarts Drew
by John Utzke
As the Aggies took the long trek into
filthy East Orange, N.J. Coach Pento
and the Ladies knew they'd be in for a
battle and they weren't disappointed as
the Aggies and the Vikings battled to the
buzzer as they usually seem to do.
DVC won the battle as they received
15 big points from Kim Frey, Fifi. and
Mary Jo to pillege the Vikings 57-51 and
raise their record to 4- 1 .
DVC led at the half by the slimest of
margins at 25-24 but would dominate
the second half out scoring Upsala
32-18. Lisa Stoeckel led Upsala with 17
points while Stephanie Carson had 15
and Anne Farro tallied 12.
Drew would visit DVC on December 5
but their welcome wasn't so pleasant.
Doris McNeill, who has been long over-
due in the scoring departed, exploded
for 17 points while leading DVC past
Drew 81-49 to raise their record to 5-1.
Before the semester break DVC must
face Moravian on December 9 and Scran-
ton on December 11. Both should be
tremendous tests for the Ladies as Mora-
vian and Scranton are MAC powers but
with the quality team we have there's no
reason why those two tests can't be passed
successfully.
1986 Spring Semester
Registration Schedule
This notice will not be sent with 1985
final fall semester grades due to grades
being forwarded in a print out mailer.
Before leaving for Christmas re-
cess, make note when you register for
1986 spring semester courses.
Register in Student Center — All Pur-
pose Room by first letter of last name.
Bring a clip board.
Monday, January 13, 1986
Senior Class (1986)
8:30 a.m. R - Z
9:30 a.m. H - Q
10:30 a.m. A-G
Monday, January 13, 1986
Junior Class (1987)
1:00 p.m. R-Z
2:00 p.m. H-Q
3:00 p.m. A-G
Tuesday, January 14, 1986
Sophomore Class (1988)
8:30 a.m. S-Z
9:30 a.m. I-R
10:30 a.m. AH
Tuesday, January 14, 1986
1:00 p.m. New Transfer students
entering January 1986
and all Part Time stu-
dents. Readmissions
register with their class.
2:(X)p.m. All students who prere-
gistered late or did not
preregister.
Freshman Class (1989)
1:30 p.m. R-Z
2:30 p.m. HP
3:30 p.m. AG
NOTE:
1. Class dues will be collected by class
treasurers at the time of registration .
2. Students failing to register as scheduled
will be charged a late registration fee
of $25.00.
3. Classes start Wednesday, January 15,
1986.
LOST & FOUND
• Political Science Book
• Black Binder
• Basic Business Communication Book
• 1 Calculator
• 2 Pair of Glasses
• 1 Woman's Watch
• 1 Man's Watch
• 1 Earring
• 2 Jean Jackets
To Faculty. Staft, Admlnlatratlon & Uncaring
Studenty - We, the wtlling, l«d by the un>
knowing, doing the ImpOMtble, for the
ungrateful, have done ao much, for so long,
with so little, we are qualified to do anything
with nothing at all. Meny Chrtatmaal
Jen 2 & Akx 2 - / hope you both have a very
Meny Chh^mas. Man Santa bring s/ou everything
^/ou wish for - Love. Alex
Merry Chrtatmaa to '^27," Angle, Aretha.
Mrs. Cosby! - You know who
To all the gorgeous girls at DVC - Where are you?
— Forever yours, ADR
Cheryl - I love ya buddy! - The Prehistoric
Beach!!
Johry — , and next time I sleep over, don't
MOAN'
Mike, Chris & Walt - Have a great Christ-
maa. Don't party too much! Ill see ya next
yeur. — Seedless
Merry Chri^rr\as guys in Wolfson. Love ya J J. and
HoganfPS You too. Fred! P PS. And of course.
Peter!
Dear Santa - Please break John C. Haper II
Extension Agronomist's fingers.
Linda - Blah. Blah. Blah Christmas. Blah. Blah
Fe^ive Holiday. Blah - Ginger
Jerry. Drew, Fran. Pete. Brett & Chris -
Have a great Christmas. Try to behave your-
selves over vacation. Til be thinking about
you gu)w. Men\ ChristmasI! — Love, Alex
; - To those sexy guys in Ulman 307 - Can we sit on
■ your laps and tell you what we want for Christmas?
• ~ Alex & Jennifer
, Dear Andre - Loving you this Christmas will
Z be the best Christmas ever! (Except for the
^ fcin times we had last Christmas [smile]). — i
: love you always. Anita.
- The 4 sisters (especially Robin) — How are your
"^ Jeans wearin', you know the knees
Brian - Do you have a girl in there with you?
— Ram Pttges staff
Hey Paul - Having fun with Ken (the mess) yet.
— Signed, his ex-roommate
Merry Christmas Scum
Ray - Did you have a good time? You are nasty! 1
shouldn't love you anymore! Merry Christmas —
Love ya. Guess
Kim - Hey roomie, it's been great so far and
. Fm sure the rest will be the same. I hope
Santa treats you right! Merry Christmas. -
Gooch
Philly Man! - Congrats Take care of Phidy
Woman. Come back and see us sometime. —
Brian
RRRRR . . OH DEAR!
Wendy — I'm glad I got to know you this semester.
' , Have a good holiday and don 't date too many
. §uys. - Judy
i Jen & Paulia — Have a Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year. See you next semester. —
Judy
VJohn W. — S K your stick. Merry Chnstmas!
. — Guess who
Bill & John - Stop talking and finish your
f articles. - Slave Driv«
To the Ram Pages Staff - Have a wonderful
break We all did a great iob — Rose
BSH - Look for pink fuzzy ducks. - STP
" Steve Clark & Chns Frazer - I hope the happiness
you share continues to grow Don't let anything
■ come between you
To Mary — I hope all your dreams and desires
come true. Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year - Felicia
J>lathan — If I never said it. you helped me out a
lot Take care of yourself and don't work too hard
Rose, Wendy, Ed. Sue. Doug, Leslie. John P.
A Z — Have a vivacious Christmas and an
' ecstatic New Year! - Judy & Karen
. Dear Cooke 2nd — Have a great Christmas and
fet's see if we can all get along next year.
Sue — 1 told you you should have stayed.
Had to get it in one more time. Merry Christ-
mas! — Love. Scott
To everyone else — Someday you'll understand
me' Hopefully sooner than later. — Leslie
Rebecca — Every man on campus? Come on.
be real! Merry Christmas. — Love. Tiger
Riley — Over your vacation, don't forget what
YOU started Save some for me, and keep your
hair cut — Jason
Chris - The Double Standard STINKS.
Bob (Security Office, 2nd shift) - Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year Sit on the chair over there
with your feet in the air — Pat, Felicia & Mary
(New York Gang)
To the girls of Berk, who are really good, may
your Christmas be merry, as well it should!
Meny Christmas to Bnan, Mane. Paul. Ken.
Michelle. Debbie, Brad. Jim B (good luck in the
real world!) & anyone else I forgot - Howard
Ed. Rose. Mike & Wendy — Thanks for being
such ^eat friends! Merry Christmas! - Love.
Sue
Jamie — Don t forget that we're going to rearrange
your room, so bnng lots of stuff up. - Love. John
Fiction Room - Where did all those lights
come from?
To the girls of Berk 2nd especially Chns, Cheryl.
Marg. Carole, Gwen. Julie. Beth. Jamie. Joanne.
Tnsh. Ann, Tracy. Tern & Nancy - Merry Christ
mas Love ya's — "ThescKialableone'Kelley
Zip — Practice your chugging over break.
We'll see ya on Jan. 16th for a rematch at the
NBI! - Steve. Kate & Chris
Julio Iglesias would like to say Feliz Navidad' To
all the girls I've loved before " and the ones I haven 't
— Oh well, hue ya
Mazzola — Have a crazy Christmas. Shore on
the 21at, huh? See ya there! Merry Chrlstm^.
Say hi to J.A. & J.R. - Love ya. Riddler
Hey Boo Boo — Whatcha ya got in that pic anic
basket I hve you Merry Chriitmas — From your
little girl
Kathy. John. Chris & Tish - How about a
mwaagc? Watch your handa!
Resident Ufe Office Staff - Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year Hope you have a joyous and
prosperous yecv. En)c^> your vacation — Mary
(custodian)
To die Grand F.U.B.A.R. - We drink because
we can! — Love and beat shots. King Ripper
Ray — Well it certainly has been an experience I'm
sure with more good times to come But seriously,
turn down your electric blanket, your hot!
Shawn. Mike. Bruce. Tira, Jul, Deb, Sue -
rU miss you guys! Take care of yourselves
this holiday season. I love you all! M«rry
Chriatmas — Susie
Felicia — Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Keep on flashing — Your friend. Mary C
Jeffrey l^i. - Tm glad that we became such
good friends. Thanks for all your help you
have given me. Merry Christmas! - Love ya.
Donna
To all the cubs — Let's do it again in the spring, but
this time tell Mike he can 't cook the bacon'
Hey Doug — My car needs a jump, readjust
the distributor and please hurry. Have a
Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday. -
Scott
To my Buttercup - I hope your Mom feeds you
well so youll be big and strong for Florida! See you
at the beach' - Love you. Cupcake
Hous€>keeping Staff - Wishing you a Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year. Enjoy
working with you. - Felicia. Mary & Pat
To those who followed "The Open Door Policy" —
Thanks you guys for making Homecoming so
much fun Speed Shop Forever! Ho Ho- Ho. don't
cha know!
Merry Christmas spouse & Merry Christmas
to your live' in — that's you Beth.
To Barbara S & Chuck — Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year to you and your families. —
Chris A.
Tish Duffy - We have to flutter kick again
sometime. - Chris
Jeffy Cakes & Davie Poo - Can I be the DJ?
12345 DRINK 12345 DRINK Be happy. - Love.
Dana & Judy
Wendy — May you always attract all the men
that you do — but don't let them drive you
craxy. - RK
Jen & Jo — Dead Fish, the intercom system. B S
se^ons, real food. Italian men. Qrgie Chem It's
been real Don't eat too much chocolate — Wendy
Margie, Beth, Gwen, Jules. Carole. Nancy.
Teri & whoever I forgot — Have a great
Chriatmas break. See ya later. — Love. PA
Kettle
The gang — Just for tradition If you could talk.
what would you say. Deal with it. — John
Steve Clark — Take care of Chris over break.
If you two get totally fired up come visit
Wilmington. Merry Christmas. — Kate
To the housekeeping staff — You re truly the
potest, even if you guys aren't appreciated Merry
Christmas!
Khn & Jamie — Merry Christinas and Happy
New Yeari - Love. Trlsh
Gwennevere — Say I'm a fool, say I'm nothing, but
if I'm a fool for you that's something -■- Paul
Chris - You think it's bad now. just wait till
the sleep-walking starts!
Rose — / hope Santa is kind to you and you receive
the large rock you've been wishing for. (When's the
wedding'^) Merry Christmas'
Becky — This one's for you. Shut up Todd.
Super jerk! - Berk 216
Joanne — You re the only present I want and need
this holiday season. I love you — Steven
Chris Frazer — One more semester, we're go-
ing off! Bee Bop Bound over breaki Have a
great break, but not too great. Can we talk?
- Kate
Hey Red Devil — Try not to melt too much over
Christmas What's a peepee? Love that b(A>y song
Dnnk milk.
Oh Mario — You're such a hunk! — Bruce
No hard feelings Big Al — Cume. Sharpe.
Buchanan. Horner. Dallamer. Rankin. Peterman.
Fiorillo. McNulty. Stevens. Parker. Chatmon. etc
Good luck in '86
Myrt - Oh. Wendy!
To Leslie. Leslie. JoAnna. Kelly - Have a Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year Behave' —
Love. Beth
To the Equestrian Team & Advisor - Have a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! —
Beth
Oooh Opie — We'll he nght back on my Chnstmas
Show Have a good one - Merrrv
To Goldman 1st. end comer — I love your
bathroom, thanks for dedicating me a stall.
A night I won't soon forget. Puke though! —
Your drinking pal!
Julie -- The end is near, it's been two short years
Thanks for all your support. Til miss you most of all'
BFRABFRATE LIVES'
Dear John — I hope that your Christmas will
be filled with joy. I know my Christmas will,
because you always add that extra some-
thing. — Love. Fee
Uncle M — Get some nukky nooky'
Tweety Bird - Cutie pie. Yeah right. How
'bout that Red Lion, Reading T-Ball game.
Bruts too much fun. Tweety Bird & Big Bird.
Awesome Couple
Steve — Have a Merry Christmas! - Love always.
Beth
Bob Barker - You're a lonely guy huh! I hope
you have a great Christmas!
Carole - Hope you have a great holiday and I
hope to see ya over break, more than once Things
will uiorfc out — Luv ya. me
Dear Santa — Get Mike a no burn cookbook.
Cremating pig is no way to start a weekend.
— The sausage eaters
Vol — Tm keeping score and according to my
records we are exactly even — Love. Wanker
Merry Christmas to all the girls I like -
Randi. Sharon. Vicki. Gaye. Fifi. Jennifer.
Tammy. Roxy. Tracy, Trish. Kim Fry, Anita &
Little Rathenburger and the boys at DVC -
Lamont
To Fred & Ed — Tm so ghd we met Merry Christ
mas' You guys are the greatest — Love. Crusher
West (1st floor) — You guys are great! Don't
let anyone tell you dlffment! I am really glad I
got to know you guys! Merry Christmas! —
Mona-Kakcs
HORT BOYS - Just one more semester left and
we are out of here Hang on. it will be all over soon.
— A Fellow Hort'Boy
Dave Dallmer — I love you!
ALRIGHT - Student Center Head. Stop Sign
Head. Tone Bone. "Chingy." Championship Year.
Messy. Guido. Spooky. 3. Bum. ?, Smooth. Park.
Greg. Dudley. Kiki, Giggalo. Henry K . "West
Crew." Little "Stuff." Monkey 1 & 2 and Wholly
Pockets It WCforme!
Carol - Have a nice "Pocono Trip." I'll be
thinking of you. Thanks for being such a
buddy and crazy woman. Have a good vaca-
tion. — Love, Bon
Jamie — The Flyers? "Jawn." you. Pete, and me
Go for it if you want him. I did and I got him. Hap
py Christmas. See you in Montclair possibly! —
Love. Kell
Merry Christmas to all my buddies: Cheryl,
Margie (the P.B.). Gwen. Keiley, Beth. Julie,
Carole, Alan, Steve, Terri, and Nancy — Love
ya all! - Chris, (the H.B.)
Brandt. Steele. Jimmy. Paul, (Vickie) — Goldman
120 will never die. Remember the "gcxxi" times we
had. — Big Jay
(Dr.) Mr. Cowhlg — Happy Holidays. See you
next semester. — Upper Classman
Bob B - No matter what happens you'll always be
my number one Merry Christmas and I love you.
— Mariheth
Judy — I'm so glad we had this time together
Just to have a laugh and sing a song. Here's to
many more. — t Your roomie
Scott S — Thanks for ever\)thing! You're really not
an a -hole! We have had a lot of fun! That's all that
matters, right? Have a Merry Christmca! — Love
ya. Stell
to the freshmen in Bamess 215 and 209 - 1
hope you leam some common courtesy over
Christmas!
Cheerleaders — MKAJVMDL - Have a ve^
Meny Christmas! — Love. Donna
Everyone (yes. it includes you) — Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year. May the joy
of the holiday season find its way into your
heart. - With love, Hallmark
Coach Davis — Happy Holidays to you and your
family. Stay away from xhool buses! — Sincerely.
Pat
Noel - t don't need any gifts for Christmas,
I've got you! — The Baron
Kirsten — Get thee to a nunnery? — Love. Tiger
To all my boys at DVC — This is fresh from
West Philly. have a Merry Christmas and a
good New Year. Get some c-k and come
back next year. — Big Nol
Rose. John. Brian. John L . Jamie. Ed, Wendy,
etc. - If you don t hav^ a fireplace, snuggle up by
a smoking switch to warm you over the holidays. —
Bill • •
Hey South Jersey — Do you know this Is your
last single Christmas?!
Pa Kettle wants to wish Ma Kettle and our "wonder
ful" kids a great holiday, that includes the puppy
and the retard
Theresa, Scott. Mike, and John — Merry
Christmas to all my housemates, it's our last
one together! Hey Scort. Happy Chanukah!
- Maribeth
Gooch — Thanks for everything I have nothing to
wear over Christmas Wear this! Shore on the 21st
right? You re not such a bad roomie Merry Christ
mas! — Squish
Chris — Keep your hands off my cleavage! —
ME
Val — Apartment roomie! We can't go home any-
more too much s - happens! You're a bag! —
Love. Fag
M and M — How about some alligator meat?
A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all ya
guys. Remember to keep smiling - Marghee
Targee
Alan — ril love you forever! — Your Teddy.
Carole
To everyone I've ever known and cooked breakfast
for — I love you all. Merry Christmas and God
Bless! — Suzie
To: Pina Colada and Daiquiri social hour
friends — Thanks for making my party a suc-
cess! Ed. I had a blast, you're great! Where's
the Queen's sister?
Nancy — / love you and those sexy feet of yours.
Hows Mel doing? He told me to say "hi
John — oh no. ha. ha. remember friends last
forever, girlfriends don't and you will always
be around friends! - One friend who cares
and Mr. Melvin
John E — You have been talking in your sleep too
much - Beware
We must come back from break and be nor-
mal if not Ma and Pa will disown you all.
Have a Merry Christmas. - Ma & Pa Kettle
Larry B - Have the best of holidays and the great
est of New Year's. Hope to see you in January —
Someone in Botany
Agronomy Seniors - Hope you all have a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! —
Maribeth
Erika — So when are you going to have that party
with lots of people and some music and some vid-
eos and some booze, and some drugs^ - Love,
John
Ed — Thanks for all your help, especially
with Ram Pages pickup and delivery. Have a
good break, just think it's our last semester
at Del Val. Merry Christmas and A Happy
New Year.
Dave Samkavitz — / hope your future is "smooth
sailing " Thanks for the memories See ya February
'87 Good Luck - Love, Kate
D.V. - To a very special person goes warm
wishes for your holiday season. — Love. R.B.
Targhee — I know you're reading this early but I
love you too much to deny it You are my special
friend - NK
I'd like to wish all my friends at DVC a very
Merry Christmas. Leaving you all will be hard
but I know ril be missedl (smile) Don't forget
me. — Anita
To Good Ole DVC - Us by far been the best 3'/2
years In my life I owe much of my success to you.
— Leslie
Dear Santa — Get M.J.M. what she wants
most! Please.
JoAnn - If you want to maintain your reputation,
don't hang around Kathy.
Tish. Val. John. Kathy. Jamie. Chewby,
Paula. Beth. Laura. JoAnn, Jamie D. -
Merry Christmas! - Chris A.
Dear Santa — Please give Gleaner their own office
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— Your other roomy.
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January Behave please I don't want to hear any
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To Katie — Let's look for popcorn some time at the
soda fountain — Chris
Lisa. Ivy. Tony. Helen, and Linda — Have a
great vacation. It's been a nice semester
because of you. See you in 1986 for more
fun. — Jamie
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mas. See ya at 6306 Atlantic Ave . AC 12/21.
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Worms! — Sarah Rebecca Bennert
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great semester and have a Merry Chnstmas —
Melonhead
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of wild women you are. VM miss you when Tm
staring at myself over break! — Much love.
Pebbles
Rose — Where is your chin! Did you lose it during
the parade'^
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that you do, but don't let them drive you
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Friday. January 24, 1986
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SPORTS!
Recipe for a Midwinter
Morning's Dream
by Bill Rein
It's Wednesday morning. Your alarm
goes off. and you lie in bed. with mind
still asleep, and you're fighting the urge
to forget about 8:30 class, the urge to
close the door on reality, and enter that
deep sleep again. But wait, your ear
catches the DJ on the radio, repeating
three digit numbers one right after the
other, then four digit numbers, succes-
sion broken only by the mention of some
county in Pennsylvania. Could it be?
Snow numbers? Could a terrific snow-
storm have come along last night and
suspended the Delaware Valley in its icy.
traffic detering grip?
You probably hope so. We sure are
lucky, you say as you fly out of bed in
one leap toward the nearest window, to
see a winter wonderland being created
before your very eyes from a dead mid-
winter landscape What would the col-
lege do without instructors, administra-
tors, and commuters, you ask yourself in
a rare moment thanking Heaven for all
of them. What could have caused this
minor miracle to have taken place while
all this world was undercover, or plowing
roads? A good question that, even in this
sophisticated, "high tech." computerized
world, the best meteorologist cannot
answer completely. (The man on the
eleven o'clock news last night probably
mentioned the possibility of a "flurry"
anyway.)
Actually there have been quite a few
mornings like this in the past few years.
After almost ten years of almost snowless
APO Attends Conference
by W.V.
From Decemt^r 27-29 Ed Wengryn,
alumnus section 92 representative Lynn
Munz and Wendy Unger represented
DVC's Sigma Nu chapter of Alpha Phi
Omega at a regional conference in New
Brunswick. New Jersey.
The three-day affair was hosted by
Rutgers University. The weekend was
filled with informational, multi-topic
seminars, an all-night murder-mystery
game, socializing, dining and dancing.
The honors for closing the dance floor
each night were handed to Sigma Nu
and Zeta Theta (DVC and Drexel Univ.).
A fine time was had by all who attended
(even though the ever-so-promised pool
was closed for repairs) .
In case you were wondering, Alpha
Phi Omega is a fraternity on campus
whose main objective is to provide ser-
vice. It is a co-ed fraternity and is also the
largest- mcmbered nationwide. Anyone
interested in joining Alpha Phi Omega or
learning more about the group should
contact any AF*0 brother or drop a note
in Box 986.
winters here, a surprise thirteen inches of
fluffy precipitation fell upon the campus
in 1978. But the biggest surprise (and
godsend to all school students kindergar-
ten through college) in recent memory
might be the blizzard of February 12,
1983. DVC was blanketed with about 23
inches of snow. That was enough to par-
alyze the entire area, almost.
Snowstorms of the school-closing vari-
ety will come true only if four prerequi-
sites are completed in the atmosphere
hundreds of miles away. It has been only
five years since four factors have been
identified which influence a storm's in-
tensity, and whether it will ever get here
at all (it usually never comes close to
here if anyone even hints at anticipating
any sizeable amount of snow). First, the
Appalachian mountains must trap cold
air blowing southeast from Canada, then
the Gulf Stream must stay on its usual
course, carrying warm, moist air north
from the Gulf of Mexico by way of the
Atlantic Coast. Also, "jet streaks" of
rapidly moving air must travel in the
lower bands of the west-east traveling jet
stream, and a narrow "precipitation
band" of extreme precipitation must
position itself over the Delaware Valley.
it could snow ten times as much inside
these bands than outside — areas as
close as New Jersey could get ten times
less snow. The biggest storms usually
come up from the Gulf of Mexico, and
then spur on another smaller disturbance
off the coast of North Carolina, and then
both head our way in order to sock it to
us (if, of course, we snow lovers are
lucky!) .
Telling from the current weather pat-
terns, it might be that somebody hasn't
met one of those factors. What we need,
of course, is the basic "cold winter day."
otherwise it's rain from now until October.
DARN!
Saturday's Dance
by Jamie Beck
Last Saturday the Lacrosse team and
ScKial House sponsored a registered
danc6. The dance started at 9 p.m., but
the action didn't start until 10:30 p.m.,
when everyone began to fill up the dance
floor.
The DJ played various selections rang-
ing from pop-to- hard rock-to-raps. Both
slow and fast dances were arranged.
Most of the people there had an enjoy-
able time and several stayed to the end
of the dance. I believe the DJ did a fan-
tastic job and kept everyone on their
toes.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
4th Annual Career Day
The 4th Annual Career Day will be
held Wednesday, February 19. 9 a.m. -3
p.m. in the Student Center APR. Every-
one is wekome!
Cqmpany representatives will be dis-
cussing: full time positions for seniors
and alumni; internships (summer and
fall) 1986 for sophomores and juniors;
full time summer for freshmen, sopho-
mores and juniors. Future opportunities
plus much more!
SENIORS: BRING YOUR RESUMES
EVERYONE: DRESS TO IMPRESS
The DVC Afiple Judgen
Coach: Dr. Neil Vincent. Teant Members:
Norman Schultz. Bill Welter. Anita Scamack.
Brian Eshenaur. Asst. Coach: Scott Roberte/Jo.
DVC Apple Judging ;
— Victorious —
by Brian Eshenaur
On December 12 while most students
were worrying about their finals, the
DVC apple judges were busy examining
apples. The Rutgers team came up that
morning and were shown around the
campus and treated to lunch in the din-
ing hall. v-*.
Meanwhile, the team's coaches were
setting up the meet with 19 varieties of
apples, including the common ones such
as Mcintosh. Delicious and Jonathan as
well as some obscure varieties like Brite
Mac, Mutzu and Macoun. After identify-
ing the apple variety, each team member
had to rate the three sets in correct order
according to such things as color, form,
bruises, insect damage and uniformity.
It was a close meet but for the second
year in a row the DVC team came out on
top! Special credit goes to freshman Bill
Weller who had an outstanding perfor-
mance and insured a DVC victory.
MOVIE REVIEW:
St. Elmo's Fire
by Jamie Beck
The "brat pack" stars in this coming-
of-age film. It's about seven friends, who
recently graduated from Georgetown
University, and how they react to the
outside world. The movie stars Rob
Lowe, as Billy, a sax player trying (and
usually failing) to make something out of
his life. Judd Nelson plays Alex, a young
politician and so-called hero of the group.
His girl friend is played by Ally Sheedy,
who wants her own life. Also starring are
Andrew McCarthy, Mare Winningham,
Demi Moore and Emilio Estervez.
The movie was enjoyable and is worth
a glance. The performances were well
done and sonne of the people I que^ioned
like the film and wouldn't mind viewing it
again.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF JANUARY 27
Wednesday, January 29
MOON/RICKERTS NURSERY
Individual interviews in
Placement Office
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
CHEMLAWN SERVICES
Individual interviews in
Placement Offrce
9 a.m. - 4 p.m.
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PLACEMENT OFFICE!!
Graduate School?
by Dr. Berthold
During our last Annual Career Day, I
had the opportunity of spending quite a
bit of time with Dr. Roger Locandro, the
Cook (Rutgers Agricultural School) Col-
lege Dean. During this time, we spoke
with a number of our students, and I was
surprised to find that many of our stu-
dents had no concept how a graduate
education is financed.
In the case of Liberal Arts majors in-
cluding those majoring in Business and
related fields, most students have to
finance their own greiduate education.
However, many business graduates have
their graduate educations financed by
their employers.
For students majoring in Agriculture
and in many of the sciences, financing a
graduate education is frequently a dif-
ferent matter. Many graduate school de-
partments have available research assis-
tanceships and/or teaching assistance-
ships for qualified students, and depend-
ing upon the situation, often a "B"
average is enough to qualify. Currently
at the two colleges that I checked, gradu-
ate assistants are being PAID about
$7,000 per year, and their tuition is
waived. In most instances, this assis-
tanceship is also tax free.
Many of the students that Dr. Locandro
and I talked with, first said that they
couldn't afford to go on to graduate
school after the costs of four undergradu-
ate* years. However, if you are interested
and if you have the academic creden-
tials, you should look into the possibility
of attending graduate school.
MEDIA CENTER HOURS
Sunday Noon- 4 p.m.
Monday 8 a.m.- 6 p.m.
Tuesday-Thursday 8 a.m. -10 p.m.
Friday 8 a.m.- 4 p.m.
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This Week on
Cantpus
by Jamie Beck
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SPORTS WRAP-UP: BOWL RESULTS, EMO VS. SFV.
BASKETBALL TEAMS STRUGGLING, WRESTLING 4-1
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Lltd^e
• *1 Penn State bbws bid for national
championship by falling to *2 Okla-
homa 25-10 in Orange Bowl despite
strong defensive battle. Oklahoma *1
in final AP and UP! polls, in other
bowls this past holiday it was:
CALIFORNIA
Fresno St, 51 Bowling Green 7
CHERRY
Maryland 35 Syracuse 18
GATOR
Florida St. 34 Oklahoma St. 23
FREEDOM
Washington 20 Colorado 17
ALL-AMERICAN
Georgia Tech 17 Michigan St. 14
PEACH
Army 31 Illinois 29
BLUEBONNET
Air Force 24 Texas 16
SUN
Georgia 13 Arizona 13
CITRUS
Ohio St. 10 BYU 7
. H LIBERTY
Baylor - 21 LSU . . 7
HOLIDAY
Arkansas 18 Arizona St. 17
INDEPENDENCE ^
Minnesota 20 Clemson 13
. . ALOHA
use 24 Alabama 3
FIESTA
Michi^ 27 Nebraska 23
.^v • SUGAR
Tennessee 35 Miami, FL 7
COTTON
Texas A&M 36 Auburn , 16
ORANGE
Oklahoma 25 Penn St. »
ROSE
UCLA - 45 Iowa Z^
• Soviet Red Army goes 5-1 in scries
with NHL.
• There's been a change in New York.
DeBusschere fired and Scott Stirling
hired as new Knicks GM.
• Philadelphia Eagles reach verbal
( agreement with now Ex-Phila.-Balt.
Stars head coach Jim Mora. Contract
' expected to be signed by the weekend.
• NFL Playoff results, WILDCARD:
NFC
. NY Giants 17 SF49'ers 3
AFC
NE Patriots 26 NY Jets 14
SEMI-FINALS: NFC
LA Rams 20 Dallas Cowboys
Chicago 21 NY Giants
AFC
NE Patriots 27 LA Raiders 20
Miami 24 Cleveland 21
CONFERENCE FINALS: AFC
NE Patriots 31 Miami 14
NFC
Chicago 24 LA Rams
• SUPER BOWL XX from New Orleans,
January 26: CHICAGO BEARS vs.
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. Utest
line from Vegas has the Bears by 10.
• Baseball mourns the loss of Bill Veeck,
former owner of Chicago's White Sox
and best known for his promotions like
exploding scoreboards, midget pinch-
hitters and bermuda shorts. He spent
many a summer's day in the Chicago
bleachers rooting for his team. He's
responsible for bringing such no-names
as Britt Burns, LaMarr Hoyt and
Harold Baines into the league. Bill
Veeck was 71.
• NHL SUMMARY: Flyers in 1st place
going 8-2 over the holiday. Washing-
ton in 2nd place going 6-5 over the
holiday. Islanders in 3rd place going
6-5 over the holiday. Rangers in 5th
place going 4-4-1 over the holiday.
Edmonton Oilers in 1st place in the
Smythe Division going 7-3 over the
holiday.
• NBA SUMMARY: Boston is still in 1st
by four games going 6-3 over the
break. Sixers in 2nd after going 9-1
over the break including a strong West
Coast swing that saw them win five of
six. NJ Nets are in 3rd going 7-3 over
\. the break. Washington is in 4th while
, going 4-8 over break. NY Knicks are in
: 5th while going 5-5 over break. LA
Lakers remain in 1st in the Pacific Divi-
. sion going 6-3 over the break. Houston
; Rockets went from a half game back of
..Denver before the break to 2V2 up and
in first place while going 7-2 over
break.
» January 1 1 Wrestling at the Spectrum
saw: Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant
defeat King Kong Bundy, Big John
Studd and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
— The British Bulldogs defeated
champs Valentine and Beefcake by
disqualification — Ricky Steamboat
pinned Magnificent Maraco — Adrian
Adonis defeated Tony Atlas — B.
Brian Blair and Jim "The Anvil" Neid-
hart drew — Bret Hart defeated Ivan
- Putski.
• Nine Phillies file for arbitration in-
cluding Samuel, Wilson and Redus.
• University of Pennsylvania football
coach Jerry Berndt leaves Penn to be-
come head coach and athletic director
at Rice. Penn assistant Ed Zubrow
takes over.
• 76ers sign forward Bob McAdoo to an
offer sheet but lose popular, long time
public address announcer Dave Zinkoff
to cancer.
• True or False, Muhammad Ali is back
In the ring? True.
Rebounds Hurt as
Albright Triumphs
by John Litzke
On January 9, DVC visited Albright
College to take on the Lancer*, in an
inter-league matchup.
DVC would snag only 12 rebounds for
the game as they were totally out-
rebounded in Albright's 74-64 triumph.
The Aggies were led by Dwight Wcldon's
20 points and Eric Ford's 17 and that
would be where the Aggies would get
most of their offense as the rest of the
team was held to single figures. As a
team DVC shot 28 of 54 (51 %) from the
field and eight of 16 from the line (50%) .
The absence of size in the middle hurts
DVC and may be even more injurious as
the season wears on.
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with largest campus circulation {Ram
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Next meeting: Monday, 7 p.m. in the
Ram Pages office.
EMO Captures Hockey Title
Back on December 17, 1985, the
DVC Men's Intramural Hockey Cham-
pionship was played between EMO (Eat
Me Out) and SFV (Screaming for Ven-
geance) with the covetted Aggie Cup up
for grabs.
SFV had a fine season finishing with a
7-0-1 record and soundly defeating The
Rippers in their semifinal matchup 5-1.
SFV is a union of two clubs, the Magpies
and the Buccanneers who, at the begin-
ning of the season, merged and formed
. Screaming for Vengeance. Leading the
way for SFV into the final were top
scorers Chris Buckley (15 goals), Rob
Benner (12 goals) and Steve Caffey (10
goals) .
EMO had an equally fine season as
they finished 6-1-1 and beat the Brew
Crew 6-3 in their semifinal game. EMO
was led by Walt Kobryznski and his
"bullet" wrist shot as well as the strong
goahending of Mike Heisy and the spirited
play of Matt Moonan who entered the
championship game with six stitches in
his head, which were needed to suture a
cut received in EMO's semifinal game,
and a sprained ankle.
And so the stage is set. If you've never
witnessed an intramural hockey game,
let me tell you that it's a mad game.
There's scratching, clawing, spitting,
bad-mouthing, slashing and other inde-
cent hockey antics, which begin even
before the opening puck is dropped. The
two teams that made it to the final de-
serve a lot of credit, for in order to reach
the final the two teams had to, well, im-
agine a war-zone and take it from there.
Saeaming for Vengeance is a decent
Judas Priest album and one of the better
tracks off the album is "You got another
think comin' and SFV had another thing
comin' as EMO received two goals each
from Walt Kobryznski, Matt Moonan and
Rich Simononis and one from Scott
Sucoloski, who also added two assists as
EMO captured the Intramural Hockey
Championship with a 7-5 victory over
SFV.
Steve Caffey had a fine game for SFV
scoring a hat trick with Rob Benner and
Chris Buckley picking up a goal each.
The goaltending was quite strong as
EMO ^jalie Mike Heisy was sharp, stop-
ping 16 of 21 SFV shots while SFV
goaier Hank Kasprzak came up big on
many occasions stopping 21 of 28 EMO
tries.
SFV forward Chris Buckley tallied first
on a wrist shot over the shoulder of EMO
goalie Mike Heisy to make it 1-0 SFV
early on. But EMO would come storm-
ing back as Wait Kobryznski slammed
two consecutive "rocket" wrist shots over
the shoulders of Hank Kasprzak and just
like that it was 2-1 EMO. Matt Moonan
and Scott Sucoloski would score before
the first period ended and at the close of
the first period it was 4-1, EMO. EMO
led SI^ in shots on net in the first period
by a 11-5 clip and there were three pen-
alties, two to SFV.
SFV had to re-assess their game plan
and come out in the second i;>eriod and
live up to their name. And that's exactly
what happened as they screamed out in
vengeance and shut out EMO with rock
solid defense and goaltending while col*
lecting goals from Rob Benner and the
first of Steve Caffey's three to pull them-
selves to within one at 4-3. SFV outshot
EMO in the second period 7-6.
SFVs resurgence continued in the third
period as they took the lead at 5-4 on
two consecutive goals by Steve Caffey at
11:06 and 9 07. But the lead wouldn't
last long for 1:13 later Rich Simononi^
would score the first of his two to tie it,
then he scored his second to give EMQ
the lead at 6:06. Matt Moonan wouki
put the icing on the cake as his late goal
gave EMO the championship crown.
Congratulations to EMO on thetf
championship and to runner-up SFV on
a fine effort.
BOXSCORE
1ST PERIOD: SFV Buckley 1 (Benner.
Caffey), EMO Kobryznski 1 (Sucoloski),
EMO Kobryznski 2 (Moonan). EMO
Sucoloski 1 (unassisted), EMO Moonan
1 (unassisted). PENALTIES: Caffey 1:00
high sticking; 2 roughing minors.
2ND PERIOD: SFV Benner 1 (unassis-
ted), SFV Caffey 1 (unassisted). PEN-
ALTIES: Boltz 1:00 inter.
3RD PERIOD: SFV Caffey 2 (unassisted)
11:06; SFV Caffey 3 (unassisted) 9:07;.;
EMO Simononis 1 (unassisted) 8:20;
EMO Simononis 2 (unassisted) 6:06;'
EMO Moonan 2 (unassisted). "
GOALIES: Heisy, Kasprzak. SHOTS
ON GOAL: EMO 28. SFV 21. REFER-/
£ES: Mazzola, Day. ATTENDANCE:
60.
1 2 3 Final
SFV 1 2 2 5
EMO 4 3 7
What's A Weiner?
by Judy Henry
At 9:00 p.m. on Thursday, January
16th the more sensible portion of the col-
lege campus attended a show hosted by
Marc Weiner. Who is Marc Weiner, you
ask? Marc Weiner you may know from
episodes of "Saturday Night Live" or
various east coast night club acts. At his
DVC opening he introduced to us some
of his weinerettes; such as Weinerman
and Rocko Weineretto. For those of you
who missed it, this fascinating show will
be appearing next month on the "New
Wave Comedy" show airing out of New
York on channel five. Along with his
T.V. appearances, he and his wife will be
releasing a video for children in which his
weinerettes act out each letter of the
alphabet.
Marc began his career as a street cbwn
in Boston and then in New York, which
is where he brainstormed the klea of the
weinerettes. For those of you who
haven't figured out what a weinerette is,
they are an innovative new form of hand
puppetry developed exclusively by Mr.
Weiner. These hand puppets are unusual
in the aspect that the puppets slip on
over the arm with the head on the back
of the forearm while the hand forms the
arms, trunk and legs. This form of pup-
petry is very difficult because he is actually
performing with his back to the audience,
and the fingers must be strengthened
and exercised so they have the needed
coordination . It took Mr Weiner approxi-
mately five years to perfect this form of
entertainment. Each puppet is hand-
crafted by Mr. Weiner and takes one to
two years to be worked into his act. Marc
has been performing with the weinerettes
for nine years now, and is finding it quite
successful.
Mr. Weiner would like to extend his
apolo^ to the female population of DVC
for any slight embarrassment they might
have incurred due to his jokes dealing
with cows, since Marc is not accustomed
to the colloquialism of this school. We
thank Mr. Weiner for the show.
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
WRAP-UP
by John Lit2d<e
MORAVIAN
Coach Gary Pento was absolutely right
when he gave his preseason prediction
that Moravian and Scranton would be
powerhouses and the teams to beat in
the MAC.
On December 9, the Lady A^ies took
their very respectable 5-2 record to
Moravian College to face the Lady Grey-
hounds in a inter-league matchup.
If you injure your leg or hip in a game
and you turnover in your bed onto that
injury its going to pain you and, in a way,
that's what happened to the Lady Aggies
as they turned the ball over too many
times resulting in an 84-66 victory by the
Greyhounds. "The turnovers really hurt
us," commented Coach Pento. "If it
wasn't for the turnovers we would've
been in the ballgame."
The score at the half was 47-34, Mora-
vian. At the half, DVC was led by Kim
Frey with eight while Tammy Petraskie
and Mary Jo Bush each had six. The Ag-
gies hit 15 field goals and were four of six
from the line. Leading the way for Mora-
vian at the halfway mark were Linda
Atiyeh with 16 and Lisa Adams with 14.
It would get worse before it got better
and the contest ended with a score of
Moravian 84. DVC 66. It was a sub-par
shooting game, as the Lady Aggies were
30 of 63 (47.6%) from the field and six
of 10 from the line (60%). Kim Frey led
all DVC scorers with 14 points and a
team high 13 rebounds on a fine effort by
Kim. Mary Jo Bush had 12 with Tammy
and Fifi each pitching in with 10 while
Michele Heffner had a team high six
assists.
The top scorers for Moravian were the
same two who led at halftime. Linda
Atiyeh finished with 28 and Lisa Adams
finished with 23.
The loss drops the Aggies record to
5-3 with a trip to Scranton next4 ■„-.#;:
SCRANTON
The scoring slump continued in Scran-
ton as there were no Aggies in double
figures scoring and the team shot 44%
from the field for the game as Scranton
rolled to an 89-50 victory over DVC.
The ladies were down by a 39-17 score
at the half hitting just six field goals and
three of six from the line and finished the
game shooting 23 of 52 from the field
(44%) and four of eight from the line
(50%). DVC was led by Darcell Estep
and Lisa Long who each had nine, and
Guard Doris McNeill had eight.
Sitting on a 39-17 lead going into the
second half. Scranton exploded for 50
second half points with the engine being
fueled by Shelly Ritz and Patty Fulton
who had 12 each and Tracy Shultz and
Una Espenkotter who had 11 each.
Scranton shot 61% for the game and
outrebounded DVC 31-23. The best
thing for DVC to do is to put this
ballgame in the past and go into the next
game against Albright with a clean slate
and a winning attitude.
ALBRIGHT
On January 9, tiie Lady Aggies ho^ed
Albright College in an intar-league
matchup. Albright led at the half 38-25
and went on to an easy victory over
DVC 65-49. The top scorers for DVC
were Mkhele Heffner and Lisa Long
with 10 apiece and Doris McNeill tallied
eight. DVC hit 20 field goals for the
game and went nine of 14 from the line.
Leading the way for Albright were
Alison Coch with 12 and Nedra Long
with 10. The loss drops the Aggies
record to an even 5-5 with 14 games
remaining.
ALLENTOWN
On January 1 1 , DVC visited the Lady
Centaurs of Allentown College hoping to
lasso the Centaurs and come away with
a much needed win.
The first ended with DVC within strik-
ing distance down by a score of 31-24.
The Aggies were led at the half by Tam-
my Petraskie with six and Kim Frey with
seven.
The Aggies came out in the second
half hoping to show the Centaurs that
they were ready to halt their losing streak
and send the Centaurs back into mythol-
ogy with a mighty "sssswwwwiishhhh."
But that wouldn't be the case as Allen-
town held onto their lead enroute to a
68-59 victory. Kim Frey led all scorers
with 18 points while Tammy and Fifi
each had 10 for DVC. DVC hit 23 shots
from the field and 15 of 26 from the line
for 59 points.
Leading the way for Allentown were
Sharon Kolonia with 16 and Nancy Irwin
with 17. The next stop in search of a vic-
tory would be Kings College at Kings.
KINGS
Low scoring first halves for the Lady
Aggies seem to be their pitfall. A reason
for that may be the loss of top scorer and
team leader Mary Jo Bush, who severely
injured her knee while working out over
break and she may be out of the lineup
Indefinitely.
Kings took a halftime lead of 39-18
and went on to deny DVC of that much
needed victory with 84-41 triumph.
Once again not one DVC player hit dou-
ble figures. Doris McNeill and Tammy
Petraskie led DVC with six points each.
The ladies hit 18 buckets and were five of
17 for 18 points.
Walsh had 21 and Hudzik had 14 for
the victors.
This week, DVC will face Cabrini
away on January 20, Widener home on
January 23, FDU home on January 25
and Spring Garden home on January
27.
The ladies, as well as the guys, seem
to have entered where many a team has
ventured before and it's called the Winter
Doldrums. January and eariy February
are when they seem to hit most mainly
because It is mid-season, it's cold and the
motivation may not be all there. The only
cure for the doldrums is a crushing, an-
nihilating victory and if both teams con-
tinue to work as hard as they are, those
victories will come.
DVC Shocked by E-Town
by John Litzke
It was December 17, and the men's
ba^e^U team visited Elizabethtown
University for a non-league matchup.
The 2-4 Aggies visited the 4-3 Blue Jays
hoping for a victory and some momen-
tum going into the new year.
That would not be the case, however,
as the Aggies, who led most of the way,
had the game taken away from them on
a 40-foot shot by junior forward Steve
Swope that hit nothing but net with no
time left on the clock to give E-town a
76-75 win.
It was a fast-paced first half with DVC
clinging to a 40-39 lead. Dwight Weldon
led all DVC scorers at the half with 12
while Joe Westerfer and Bryan Haskins
each had 10. Haskins, a very deadly
shooter, went zero for seven until the
4:35 of the first half when he got his shot
back and ran off 10 of the last 12 DVC
points before halftime. Guard Eric Ford
had a fine first half as he contributed nine
assists. Elizabethtown was led at the half
by Steve Swope with 14, Nate Webber
with 10 and Pete Christ with nine.
DVC increased their lead by as much
as seven at the 12:00 mark of the second
half. DVC had the lead up until the 3:37
mark when Coach Werkiser was called
for a technical foul over a disputed call by
the referee. DVC was up by two but the
two technicals were made as were the
two foul shots to give E-town the lead.
With :22 seconds left, E-town was up by
a basket at 74-72. Elizabethtown's Pete
Christ was on the line shooting one and
Cfje. He missed the front end of the one
and one and Dwight Weldon rebounded.
DVC took it down the floor and Smooth
was fouled and went to the line shooting
one and one to try to give DVC the lead.
He hit the front end, missed the second,
Weldon rebounded and laid it in to com-
plete a three-point play and give DVC a
one point lead at 75-74 with just :04 re-
maining. After an E-town time-out, Nate
Webber heaved it down court to Swope
who, in one motion, caught it and shot it
and made it with no time remaining. It
was a tough bss but one of the best
games I've ever seen.
Freshman Dwight Weldon led the Ag-
gies in scoring with 20 and in rebounds
with five while Bryan Haskins had 17
and Joe Westerfer and Eric Ford each
had 12. As a team DVC shot 31 of 64
(48%) from the field and 13 of 14 from
the line. For Elizabethtown, Steve Swope
had 24, Nate Webber had 23 and Ter-
rence Montgomery had 16.
Estep hits two of her 10 points during ^en-
town's 68-59 victor\i over DVC
Boone Returns but Aggies
Downed 1^ Mules
by John Litzke
Against Muhlenberg the slump con-
tinued. One of the better things about the
game was that eveirybody got to play.
Not one Aggie was in double figures
scoring as the Mules pounded DVC
67-38 in a non-league event.
The return of center John Boone to
the lineup was a good sign but as the
game wore on you could tell his layoff
made him a bit rusty.
The Aggies were outrebounded 33-18
with 6 '7* Relnout Brngman. 6 '6* Bob
Belitz and 6 '6' Sean Mackin controlling
the offensive and defensive boards.
The half had DVC within striking range
at 29-19 but as the second half vwre on
DVC wouki cut it to nine and within rea-
sonable ^riking range on several occa-
stons and the tumover or bad pass would
take them right out of it again.
Seeing the way the team has played in
the last week 1 think the only thing for
this team to do is to keep its head up,
continue woridng hard and Just ride this
out. The points and wins 2ure going to
come.
Westerfer attempts reverse hyup during DVC's
87-75 victory over Utsinus.
AGGIES, FORD,
MAULGRIZZUES
t^ John Litzke
DVC hosted Ursaius on January 4
and the little-big man came up big as
Guard Eric Ford scored a game-season
high 26 points to lead DVC past Ursinus
87-75 in a non-league contest. "We
didn't play as well as we can play, but it's
a win," commented Coach Werkiser.
DVC was up by as much as 20 points
midway through the second half when
Ursinus made a run to cut it to eight but
that would be as close as they would get.
Along with Eric Ford, DVC was i>aced
by Bryan Haskins who hit for 17 points,
Joe Butts had a season high 15 points
and played some strong minutes for the
Aggies and Dwight Weldon added 14
and a team high 10 rebounds. DVC shot
30 of 60 from the field (50%) and 22 of
27 from the line (81%). With this victory
the Aggies raised their record to 3-5.
Mike Shaffer led Ursinus in scoring
with 20 points, John Boyle had 15 and
Tim Timko had 14.
More Than 100 Students
Use Center
The Writing Center, now beginning its
third semester, has already aided many
DVC students. In the fall semester 190
sessions were completed; a total of 102
students have used the Center. In the
coming months the staff hopes to extend
its services by encouraging all students to
take advantage of this free learning aid.
The Writing Center offers help to stu-
dents at all levels with any type of assign-
ment, from an English I essay to a triology
term paper. Trained student tutors from
various majors staff the Center daily on
the third floor of Lasker Hall, and even-
ing hours can be arranged in your dorm.
How can the tutors help you? They
can talk about ways to gather your
thoughts for an assignment, help you
organize your material or show you how
to improve sentence structure and me-
chank:s. Tutors offer one-on-one help in
a friendly atmosphere.
The Writing Center cannot perform
magic. Tutors cannot write an ass^n-
ment for you; they cannot produce a
term paper overnight, nor guarantee an
A in English. But if you alk}w them some
time with you, they can ease you through
writing problems.
Come to the Center early in the se-
mester, so you have a choice of times.
To arrange sessons that fit your schedule,
see Dr. Heath, Lasker 18, or call Exten-
ston 2222 or 2280.
Smooth goes for the jumper whik Spotts (32)
artd Dudhii (44) awatt a rebour\d dun'ng DVC's
loss to Allentown.
AGGIES SKID IN
OVERTIME LOSS
by John Litzke
January 11. the 3-6 Aggies of DVC
traveled to Allentown to meet the 1-8
Centaurs of Allentown College in a non-
league contest.
"It was probably the worst shooting
percentage game I've ever seen," sak|
Coach Werkiser. "We played a lous^
basketball game. We had plenty of op-
portunities to score inside but we just
couldn't seem to convert on any of
them."
This game was a nightmare for both
teams and especially for both coaches.
DVC was nine of 36 at the half shooting
and 19 of 75 for the game for a 25% clip
and Allentown was right around those
figures as well as the Centaurs escaped in
overtime with a 46-43 victory.
The halftime score was an indication
of the poor shooting as they entered the
locker rooms tied at 18. Dwight Weldon
was the only bright spot for the Aggies in
the first half as he was seven of 1 1 from
the field for 14 first half points.
The second half was no different than
the first. It was almost like the ball and
the hoop were two magnets repelling
each other. The ball was up on the rim a
number of times but it just wouldn't fall
In. Regulation ended in a 39-39 tie with
an overtime to come. There was a ray of
hope. But that ray would soon be cfouded
over as DVC was outscored in the over-
time 7-4 to make the final 46-43 drop-
ping the Aggies to 3-7.
Dwight finished with a game high 18
with Eric and Joe Westerfer each scoring
six. John Ward led Allentown with 15
points.
Smooth puts kvo of his eight points as Weldon
and Westerfer look on.
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DVC Finds
No Success in D.C.
by John Litzke
The DVC Aggies played three well-
played, tough games but came up short
each time as their record dropped to
3-11 and 1-7 in the MAC.
Our 4 a.m. return home from Wash-
ington DC. would' ve been more pleas-
ant had the Aggies come away with a
victory but victory fell short as the Catho-
lic U. Cardinals flew past DVC by a score
of 73-64 in a non-league matchup.
DVC was led by Joe Cherry, who had
his best output of the season, with 22
points on 10 of 17 shooting. Joe has
earned himself a starting position with
Coach Werkiser hoping to get more fre-
quent scoring eruptions out of the 6 '2"
freshman from Cheltenham. Joe Butts
had a fine game as well with 14 points
and John Boone had 10 with a team
high eight rebounds. The team shot 27
of 66 for the game and 10 of 14 from the
line for 64 points. Catholic outrebounded
DVC 39-25.
A key to the game might have been
the three first half fouls by high-scoring
forward Dwight Weldon who sat much
of the second half and an injury suffered
by forward Joe Westerfer who came
down hard on his back scuffling for a
rebound and was taken to a nearby
hospital.
DVC grabbed a short lived lead a1
51-50 at 10:46 before Catholic would
come back and take as much as a eight-
point lead with 1:58 left.
Catholic was led by forward John
Winkler with 24, forward Bob Burns with
16 and guard Rob McCarry with 15.
It was a tough loss for the Aggies but a
strong showing nonetheless.
Susquehanna and Juniata would visit
DVC for back to back games the 17 and
18 of January.
Against Susquehanna, DVC was down
by a 41-30 mark in the first half but
would come up just short as the Cru-
saders would come up victors by a 72-66
Score. High scorers for DVC were John
Boone who netted 11 and snagged seven
rebounds and Joe Westerfer who had 10
|X)ints and seven boards with Joe Butts
collecting a team high six assists. The Ag-
gies were 28 of 57 from the floor and a
poor 10 of 22 from the line for 66 points.
Don Harnum led Susquehanna with 25
points and Bruce Merklinger had 12 and
10 rebounds. Larry Corprew collected a
team high 1 1 rebounds giving the edge
in rebounds to Susquehanna by a 36-26
margin.
This was the game of the half court
shot as Joe Westerfer hit a 65-foot rain-
bow from well past midcourt to end the
half and Eric Ford stunned the crowd
with a half court jumper that didn't count
to finish the game off.
DVC went on to lose another heart-
breaker to the Indians of Juniata College
by a score of 79-75 to drop their record
to 3-11.
GRAPPLERS TAKE
CHAMPIONSHIP FORM
IN FIRST FIVE
Wrestling vs. Swarthmore
118 Chris Britton of DVC was defeated
by Eric Miller, 9-2.
126 Rich Williams of DVC decisioned
Josh Miller, 12-1.
134 Steve Canale of DVC pinned Roger
Welser at :55 of the first period.
142 Dan Porter of DVC was pinned by
Rich Wentleman at 3: 19 of the sec-
ond period.
150 Tracey Snyder of DVC pinned Dave
Pope at :45 of the first period.
158 Drew Brophey, DVC decisioned Jay
Perchel, 8-7.
167 Jay Bennett, DVC pinned Stuart
Hough at :48 of the first period.
177 Tom Long, DVC pinned Elart Malloy
at 1:25 of the first period.
190 Chuck Heiber, DVC was decisioned
by Steve Gandra, 19-10.
Hwt Sean McGrath, DVC was decisioned
by John Farrell, 3-2.
The final score was DVC 31 — Swarth-
more 16.
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Wrestling vs. Delaware State .
118 Delaware State forfeited.
126 Rich Williams defeated Fred Vann,
13-5.
134 Steve Canale decisioned Denrick
Johnson, 19-6.
142 Dan Porter was pinned by Turon
Gray of Delaware State in the third
period.
150 Tracey Snyder defeated Chris Mays,
5-3.
158 Drew Brophey decisioned Ian Bell,
6-0. ^
167 Jay Bennett pinned Ellis Hines in
the first period.
177 Tom Long defeated Bill Teel, 8-5.
190 Delaware State forfeited.
Hwt Sean McGrath was decisioned by
Greg Styles, 7-6.
The final score was DVC 39 - Dela-
ware State 9.
In the recent tri-meet here at Delaware
Valley the results were as follows:
DVC vs. Ursinus
1 18 Chris Britton was defeated by Steve
laudermilch, 11-0.
126 Rich Williams decisioned Dan Dona-
hae. 15-7. *
134 Steve Canale was decisioned by Ben
Randozzo, 15-10.
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Boor%e hyis it in for two of his team high 23
during toss to Juniatd.
Dear Editor^
Dear Editor,
Last month a semi-formal dinner dance
was sponsored by student government
and the farm house. For $15.00 you
received cold cuts, wine, and beer. Addi-
tionally, the whole thing started an hour
late. I don't know about anyone else, but
as far as I'm concerned a semi-formal
dinner is absolutely not a cold roast beef
sandwich and a mug of beer. A good
DJ. and nice decoratk)ns helped, but
the fact still remains that I wore a suit and
tie for a meal I would normally have
while watching the superbowl.
In conclusion, I would like to ask the
sponsors one question: where or to
whom did the extra money go?
John L. Williams '86
142 Sean Smith defeated Dave Koons,
22-6.
150 Tracey Snyder defeated Brian Hons,
13-2.
158 Drew Brophey defeated Dave Burst,
7-4.
167 Jay Bennett pinned J.C. McCleary.
177 Tom Long pinned Scott Braderman.
190 I>ew Clymer and Chuck Rogers
drew at one a piece.
Hwt Sean McGrath was decisioned by
Ron Matthew, 9-4.
The final score was DVC 31 - Ursinus
12.
DVC vs. Brown University
118 Anthony Trupiano, DVC was de-
feated by Brad Lucido, 17-0.
126 Rich Williams was defeated by Matt
McCumber, 5-0.
134 Steve Canale was defeated by Mike
Wittenburg, 17-2.
142 Sean Smith trounced Kirk Salvo,
23-8.
150 Tracey Snyder was defeated by Bob
Hill, 6-2.
158 Drew Brophey was decisioned by
Ed Muelhaupt. 18-7.
167 Jay Bennett defeated Brian O'Dell,
: 11-9.
177 Tom Long beat Kurt McDowell, 8-5.
190 Rob Wilkie decisioned Eric Conti,
10-4.
Hwt Brown forfeited.
The final score was DVC 21 - Brown
22. The team put in a fine effort vs. a
tough Ivy League squad and almost pulled
it out.
DVC vs. Lafayette
118 Lafayette forfeited.
126 Lafayette forfeited.
Thus, DVC took an early 12-0 lead.
134 Steve Canale defeated John Ra-
^^ mundo, 6-4, ■ . '
|42 Sean Smith shut out Rob Voos.
16-0.
150 Tracey Snyder decisioned Joe Sterf-
kof, 9-2.
158 Drew Brophey defaulted.
167 Jay Bennett was decisioned by Matt
McConnell, 9-8.
177 Tom Long buried /Tom Winant,
13-2.
190 Drew Clymer was shut out by John
Belluni, 6-0.
Hwt Chuck Heiber was decisioned by
John Martucci, 15-3.
The final score was DVC 29 - Lafayette
20. DVC finished the meet with a record
of 2- 1 raising their record to 4- 1 .
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Starting dates and cost information are
available in the Continuing Education
Office. Ext. 2375.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck, Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger, Scott Zeitt
Judy Henry, Bruce Bailey
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Phdtographer Melanie O'Neil , Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville. Dr. Ziemer
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write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XX. No. 14
Friday. January 31. 1986
.if Highlights if
VALENTINE LINES
COMING SOON!
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Department Head Interview:^
George F. West
by Jamie Beck
4 Mr. George F. West is the division
chairperson of the business administra-
tion /CISM majors. He came to DVC in
1%9 and got the position as department
head after only two years on staff. Orig-
inally from Philadelphia, he moved to
Bucks County after he came to DVC>
Mr. West likes this community and said
it's a very good area to live in; it has
everything one could need. He also in-
cluded that it is a nice historic area and
close to both New York and Philadelphia.
George got his B.S. in economics at
Villanova and his MB. A. at Temple with
a major in industrial relations. When a^ed
if the attitude of the students has changed
much since he came, he replied. "Yes,
students are more career-oriented. By
their junior and senior year of college,
they know what they want to do with
their lives. Also, they are less political
than they were in the early seventies, but
there have always been a small group
who have been the leaders on campus.
In the future, the business department
will concentrate more in careers. At pres-
ent, the department has concentrated in
accounting and computers, plus a general
business degree program. The depart-
ment is now going in the direction of
developing a concentration in a market-
ing degree and a degree in employee
relations. In five to ten years Mr. West
says that there will be moderate growth
in DVC as it becomes diversified in the
area of business administration. This will
become important in the Bucks County
as the business community in the county
grows.
DVC sees itself as a resource supplier
and it supplies students to Bucks. This
way, DVC attaches itself to Bucks County.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
4th Annual Career Day
The 4th Annual Career Day will be
held Wednesday, February 19, 9 a.m. -3
p.m. in the Student Center APR. Every-
one is welcome!
Company representatives will be dis-
cussing: full time positions for seniors
and alumni; internships (summer and
fall) 1^6 for sophomores and juniors;
full time summer for freshmen, sopho-
mores and juniors. Future opportunities
plus much more!
SENIORS: BRING YOUR RESUMES
EVERYONE: DRESS TO IMPRESS
V.P. LEAVES DVC
by Bill Rein
Dr. Arthur E. Wolf resigned at the end
of last semester as Vice President of
DVC.
Dr. Wolf joined the college in 1980.
For several years he held the p>osition of
Vice President for Planning and Financial
Affairs, in which he managed finances
and was directly responsible to the Presi-
dent, Dr. Joshua Feldstein. Dr. Wolf was
instrumental in the building of the Stu-
dent Center in 1983, he oversaw main-
tenance operations on campus and he
headed the Accounting Office. His title
was changed to Vice President in 1984.
Dr. Wolf served the college and as-
sisted the President in the progress which
was made on campus in the last several
years, according to Dr. Feldstein. This
included "the planning and supervision
of the building of the Student Center and
various other major improvements we
have seen on campus," saki Dr. Feldstein.
Dr. Feldstein cited Dr. Wolfs leaving
as one of "change," like those which
may occur in the life of any operation
such as the college.
AGGtE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
For The Week Of
February 1-7
Aries (3/21-4/19) - Be frank and
open with others. This weekend things
said can open whole new worlds. Early
week keep your cool and everything will
be all right. Keep an even pace entering
mid-week. Avoid those you hate for
weekend.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Trouble times
are approaching you now, don't be afraid
to say no and that you want to be left
alone. Early week anticipation is the key
word behind your actions. Mid-week
problems clear themselves up. Avoid
strangers for the weekend.
Gemini (5/21-6/20) - If you have
been putting off major decisions, do it no
more, make up your mind and do some-
thing about it. Early week look for excite-
ment as something goes your way. Mid-
week look at where you're going. Have
fun on the weekend.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) — Intense emo-
tions run high this weekend; you feel
trapped between two worlds, pick one
and forget the other. Early week watch
out for *1. Don't waste your time on
meaningless projects. Mid-week attitude
adjustment time. Stay close to home on
the weekend.
Leo (7/23-8/22) - New friends create
new problems. Be patient and use your
Leo charm to work your way through
them. Early week watch out for disaster.
If you're on your toes you won't get hurt.
Mid-week keep an extra eye open. Party
hardy on the weekend.
Vtego (8/23-9/22) - Peace and quiet
is on your agenda in order to get work
done. Start your weekend by taking care
of the little things. Early week study
hard, it's that time of year again. Mid-
week talk to an oW friend. Avoid q?end-
Video Dance
by Bruce D. Bailey
As I arrived a bit late for the video
dance, I walked into a room of many
people having a good time dancing,
watching videos, socializing and above
all getting very merry!!! After all it was
Saturday night!!
I myself didn't drink too much but had
a tenrific time dancing and being with my
friends. I could see that a few other really
had fun! All in all the videos were great
and the party was a success. A big thank
you is in store for Student Government
who supplied the videos and especially
to Kris Kelley and his lacrosse gang who
supplied the fun and labor.
Personals
Hey jerk with the Red Ford Falcon,
thank you very much for riding across
the grass.
Walt — I want you! — Karen
Why does Cooke Hall have a doorbell
and Barness and Berkowitz don't?
When is Security going to fix the core
keys in Barness?
ing time on meaningless projects on the
weekend.
Libra (9/23-10/23) - Carefree atti-
tudes and one day at a time feelings take
over; go with the flow. Don't let small
details bother you. Avoid the man with
the ear clip. EaHy week don't put off big
problems. Mid-week go into high gear.
Try something new on the weekend.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - Life in the
fast lane is not what it is aacked up to be
so slow down and think before you act.
Early weekend look where your life is
going. Mid-week talk out any problems,
talk to someone special. Use the week-
end for yourself and get away from the
crowds.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - Your
creative thinking abilities will get you out
of some pretty sticky situations this week;
stay on your toes. Eariy week trust the
old standbys for understanding. Mid-
week a pleasant surprise warms your
heart. Spend time with old friends this
weekend.
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) - Don't be
impulsive and don't jump to conclusions,
someone is not as dangerous as he or
she seems. Early week watch out for the
mid-winter blues, the sun can still shine If
you let it. Mid-week life picks up as
everyone around you lets loose. Have a
new food during the weekend.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - Time to start
all over again with your plan on life; look
back and learn. Eeu'Iy in the week stop
becoming obsessive; new toys fade fast.
Mid-week make decisions and stick to
them. Use the weekend as a chance to
test your resolve.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Good and bad
mix in your future, you can't have one
without the other. Don't be Indecisive
now. If you're unhappy, let people
know. Early week remember okd flames
and comp>are them to the latest. Mid-
week school work hits hard. Ease up on
a neighbor on the weekend.
Applications Available
for Summer Volunteer
Pre-Med Program
Applications are now being accepted
for Doylestown Hospital's summer vol-
unteer program for college pre-med
students.
The program is designed for students
who have completed their sophomore
year and v.'ho are following a curriculum
designed for medical school entrance.
The program begins in May and ends
mid-August. Enrollment is limited and
first consideration will be given to students
from the Central Bucks County area.
Deadline for application is February 7,
1986.
Developed by the Doylestown Hospital
Medical Staff and Volunteer Services,
the program svill introduce participants to
selected phases of a medical career
through seminars and p>atient-related
volunteer service. Students are required
to give the hospital a minimum of 80
hours of volunteer time. Hours are flexi-
ble and can be ananged around jobs and
summer school.
For more information, or to request an
application, contact the Volunteer Ser-
vices Department, Doylestown Hospital,
595 West State Street, Doylestown, PA
18901. or call (215) 345-2204.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 3
Tuesday, FelNruary 4
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THE PLACEMENT OFRCE NEEDS
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CAREER DAY. IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED, PLEASE COME TO
THE PLACEMENT OFHCE AND
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chicf John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wcngryn
Reporters . . . Jamie Beck. Leslie Blatt
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger. Scott Zeltt
Judy Henry, Bruce Bailey
Artist Monica Etzweilcr
Photographer Mebnie ©"Neil, Scott Zeltt
Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Tenry Somcrville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Lltzke
• For those of you who were In the closet
last Sunday, it was the Chicago Bears
46 and the New England Patriots 10 in
a Super Bowl XX rout.
• The Philadelphia Eagles head-coach-
ing-candidate fiasco unbearingly moves
on. Top candidate Jim Mora signs to
coach the New Orleans Saints so the
top candidate is, once again. Miami
assistant coach David Shula and under
consideration we have the likes of
Bears assistant Buddy Ryan. Eagles
assistant Fred Bruney and the most re-
cent golf ball in the coaching grab-bag
; Is Pittsburgh Steeler assistant coach
Tony Dungy. Brahman has let the best
■candidate for head coach find his pot-
a-gold down on Bourbon St. What a
fool.
• Here are the starters for the February
;9. 1986 NBA All-Star game to be held
tn Dallas, Texas:
EAST
,, . > Julius Erving. f
Larry Bird, f
Moses Malone. c
Isiah Thomas, g
Sidney Moncrief. g
., WEST
James Worthy, f
Ralph Sampson, f
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. c
/ Earvin "Magic" Johnson, g
-: Alvin Robertson, g *
Magic received the most votes once
again as he cleared the one million
mark at 1.060.892 votes.
• A good sign hit the Big Apple as New
j^ork Knick center Bill Cartwright was
itaken off of injured reserve and is
ready to play.
• The Washington Redskins signed Joe
Theismann to a two-year contract and
signed wide receiver Art Monk through
the 1988 season. Washington has
given offer sheets to other stars in-
cluding John Riggins, George Rogers.
Monte Coleman. Dexter Manley and
Mark Mosley.
• Olympic boxers Mark Breland and
Tyrell Biggs each remain unblemished
in their records as Breland runs his
. record to 9-0 after his lO-round deci-
sion over Troy Wortham and Biggs ran
his record to 8-0 with 7 KO's with a
victory over James "Quick" Tillis.
• U.S. Pro Indoor Tennis Champion-
ship began Monday. January 27 and
will run until Sunday. February 2 at
the Philadelphia Spectrum. Tickets are
$15. $17.50. $20. $35. Top seed
John McEnroe will not participate.
Top seed for the tourney is Ivan Lendl
• NCAA Basketball's Top 10 according
to the most recent polls has;
*1 - North Carolina 21-0
#2 - Duke 17-2
^3 - Memphis State 18-0
M — Georgia Tech 16-2
*5 - Oklahoma 18-1
*6 - Michigan 18-1
^7 - Kansas 17-2
'^'8 - St. Johns 18-3
*9 — Syracuse 15-2
*10 - Nevada-Las Vegas 19-2
• There's good news and bad news for
the Philadelphia 76ers. They lost by
just two fKJints to Boston last Sunday
which kicks off a six-game road trip
that has them playing four games in
five nights. The trip will include visits to
Seattle, Portland and the LA. Lakers.
First round pick and Olympian Leon
Wood has been traded to the Wash-
ington Bullets for Kenny Greene. Bob
McAdoo is training hard with fitness
Ghuru Pat Croce and his jump shot is
still described as deadly. Bob should
join the Sixers after this road swing and
to make things that much better. An-
drew Toney is expected to return to
the line-up soon after the All-Star
break.
ON THE
SPORTS FRONT
DVC Falls to Wilkes Super Bowl Farce
Lad}; Aggies
Derail Pioneers
by John Litzke
The 3-12 Lady Pioneers of Widener
visited DVC January 23 and gave the
Lady Aggies a run for their money but
DVC, behind a strong performance by
freshman Tammy Petraskie who bucketted
20 points led DVC to a 63-60 victory.
Widener. behind the scoring of Lynn
Hofmann's 16 and Donna Bowers' eight,
took a halftime lead of 34-28 but the .
Lady Aggies would have something to
say about that in the second half.
The ladies roared out of the locker
room and went on to defeat the stingy
Pioneers going away. DVC took the lead
three-quarters of the way into the second
half and had to hold back a strong run bys
Widener in the closing minutes to seat
the victory. Tammy Petraskie led all
scorers with 20, Kim Frey had a strong
game as well scoring 13 points and grab-
bing a team high eight rebounds while
Doris McNeill had seven with some key
jumpers down the stretch. Parcel Estep
and Michele Heffner each contributed six
points with Michele dishing out 11 big
assists and grabbing five steals.
Leading the way for Widener was
Lynn Hoffman with 18, Donna Bowers
with 16 and Karen Schmidt with 14.
The win raises the Aggies record above
the .500 mark at 7-6 and looking strong
down the stretch drive of the season.
The ladies will face Spring Garden tonight
in the gym.
AGGIES PUMMEL
SCRANTON
by John Litzke
Here are the results of DVC's succes-
sful trip to Scranton:
118 Chris Britton. DVC, defeated Abe
Millan by a score of 10-7
126 Rich Williams, DVC, won by forfeit
134 Steve Canale, DVC, won by forfeit
142 Shaun Smith, DVC, won by forfeit
150 Tracy Snyder, DVC, was victorious
over Mark Lausten 14-2
158 Jay Bennett pinned Steve Daigle at
2:02 of the first period
At this point Scranton has not scored a
point yet with DVC leading 32-0.
167 Drew Brophey, DVC, edged out
John Bokal 8-7
177 Tom Long, DVC, was defeated by
Art Faulkner by a slim 6-4
190 Drew Clymer, DVC, was defeated
by BobDo€tzer9-l
Hwt Chuck Heiber. DVC, defeated Tim
Moser 3-2
The final score had DVC winning
CONVINCINGLY over Scranton 38-7.
by John Litzke
Last Saturday. DVC traveled to Wilkes
College to face the Colonels in a non-
league matchup.
At 3-14, the severely depleted Aggie
squad is playing for their own personal
pride as well as the pride of the team but
after the Wilkes game their pride and
spirits were not lifted as high as they'd
want them to be as the Colonels received
19 from Jeff Piavis, 14 from Mark Allar-
dyce and 12 from Ken Yakobitis en route
to a 72-47 victory over DVC.
The Aggies were led by Dwight Weldon
who contributed 10 points and a team
high nine rebounds on five of 1 1 shoot-
ing from the field. Guard Joe Butts also
pitched in with 10 while Eric Ford had
nine and collected five assists and Joe.
Cherry had eight points to round out the
top scorers. DVC was 22 of 47 from the
field and three of 10 from the line for a
total of 47.
Champion Scranton Deals
DVC a Royal Flush
by John Litzke
On January 23. DVC traveled to
Scranton to face the defending MAC
champion Royals in an inter-league con-
test. The Aggies had upset on their
minds but it was not to be as Scranton
finished off DVC by a score of 73-55.
The Royals were led by John Paul An-
drejko with 18, Mike Johnson with 15
and Eric Jacobs with 14.
Despite the loss, there were two inspir-
ing performances by two DVC players
whose DVC stock is going up. Guard
Joe Butts, a freshman from Overbrook
High in Philly. a school rich in basketball
tradition, shot six of 12 for 12 points and
added four assists and six rebounds. Joe
basically ran the DVC offense on this
particular evening. Joe Cherry, a fresh-
man forward from Cheltenham High,
was a standout as well as he was also six
of 12 for 12 points and Joe collected five
boards. James Dudley, from Bartram
High in Philly. played some strong min-
utes and although he scored only six
points, he was a bit of a force on the
boards collecting six rebounds, four of
which were offensive boards. The Aggies
were 24 of 61 shooting and seven of 15
from the line for a total of 55.
The win raised Scranton's record to
13-2 and lowered DVC's to 3-13.
COUNSELING SERVICES
START THE NEW YEAR RIGHT!
The counseling services are back in oper-
ation for the New Year. We're ready to
help with big problems and small. Let us
help you keep that New Year's resolu-
tion you made or help you make the
changes you need to make so that 1986
can be your best year ever. We're in the
Health Services Offices on Wednesdays
from 2-5 p.m. (Reb Brooks) and on
Thursdays from 6-9 p.m. (Catharine
Karsten). One exception is Wednesday,
February 5 when hours will be from 6-9
p.m. JUST DROP IN!
by John Litzke
The outcome of Sunday's Super Bowl
was the outcome I think we all exjDected.
Following one of the most successful sea-
sons the Chicago Bears have ever had,
the Bears truly deserved to be champions
of the NFL.
The New England Patriots, underdogs
in all three of the playoff matchups,
downed the Jets, demolished the Raiders
and "squished" the Dolphins and proved
they were the most worthy challenger
the AFC could muster.
Both teams were first-timers to the
grand -daddy of football games and to go
along with their inexperience, they had
to face something that loomed much
larger than the game at hand. Over 2,000
representatives from newspapers, TV
and other publications arrived in New
Orleans and for two weeks, shadowed
the two teams like the budget follows
Reagan.
The Bears, being as good as they arc,
* figured they'd follow in the footsteps of
such performers as Eddie Murphy. Bctte
Midler. Grace Jones and the Muppetts.
The Bears are good on TV. as these per-
formers are too. so why not try to sing
and make a video to promote their great-
ness. So "We are the Bears, Shufflin' ,
Crew" came out and was an instant sue-'
cess. Probably the 'biggest" attraction in
the video is William "The Refrigerator"
Perry who has become a virtual superstar
of talk shows and McDLT commercials,
let alone his performance on the football
field. He is a football player, isn't he?
The Patriots couldn't stand the pres-
sure so they broke and made themselves
a video as well. It was just a matter of - ^
time before New England got into it. Bob
Hope even got into the act and made
himself a Super Bowl variety show full of
his worthless humor.
It took two weeks to play a 60- minute
game. Two weeks of the media searching
into every little nook and cranny of these
players' heads and hoping for the right
quote to finish their story has to take its
toll on these young athletes.
Following the two-hour pre-game
show, the game began. The Patriots
scored first on a Tony Franklin field goal
from 36 yards out. "Whoa, we're gonna
have a ballgame here." The Bears would
tie it on a 28- yard Kevin Butler field goal
and Chicago would never look back.
The young, outstanding, quarterback
for the Patriots, Tony Eason. went zero
for six for zero yards and was yanked
from the game. You can't say that the
two-week layoff of punishment didn't ef-
fect Eason or, for that matter, the whole
New England Patriot team.
Why not play the game as if it were a
regular season game. One week of prac-
tice and preparation, head down to New
Orleans the Friday before the game,
relax, think about the job you're going to
do and play the game.
But. I guess that would make too much
sense, wouldn't it? The media and Ameri-
can ingenuity have destroyed the Super
Bowl and have made it an American
farce.
Reactions to this are welcome.
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by John Litzke
The DVC Aggies have, as of late,
been like a loaf of bread without the
flour. Most of the ingredients are there
but, there's one key ingredient missing.
To decipher this lingo into basketball
terms, DVC has had the skills to win.
especially defensive skills, but the offense
comes up short as DVC has dropped its
last three games by a total of 13 pKjints.
On January 20, DVC traveled to
Moravian to face the Greyhounds in a
non-league matchup.
The closest the Aggies would come
during the contest was one basket (at
6:33 of the first half and at 7:36 of the
second half) as a late DVC rush was held
off as the Hounds squeaked past the Ag-
gies 57-54.
Leading the way for DVC was Dwight
Weldon with 19 points on six of 12
shooting from the field and a perfect
seven of seven from the line. Forward
Joe Cherry continues to do a fine job as
he hit for 14 points and a team high eight
rebounds. Eric Ford contributed 10 points
and Joe Butts played some strong min-
utes scoring six points and dishing out a
team high five assists. As a team, DVC
was 20 of 44 from the field (45.4%) and
14 of 17 from the line for a total of 54.
Leading the way for Moravian was
freshman John Naphor with 19 and Bob
Heck (Father Judge H.S.. Philadelphia)
with 12. The Greyhounds sank 21 field
goals and were 15 of 18 from the line for
57 points. Moravian now sports a record
of 12-3. 5-1. ,
Thursday, February 4 in APR
I rom the director of
An Officer and A Gentleman
comes a different kind of film
Again
ALL ODDS
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
What is a fire lane? Is it an expressway
between dorms and classrooms? Or is it a
parking spot for people who are too lazy
to walk to the parking lot? Maybe they
arc shortcuts for emergency vehicles. I
ask these questions because the fire lanes
are becoming a campus nightmare, not
to mention mudmare. To begin with, this
campus is a swamp when it rains and
takes weeks to dry out and when people
drive on the lawn the problem is worse. I
started to write this letter to complain
about the tire tracks everywhere, but
what good does that do? I decided in-
stead to write about how this mess can be
avoided. In the past. Security tried to
rope, post and chain off the roads, only
to find they can't get the blockades away
fast enough in an emergency. A solution
is not to block off the ends, (people drive
around anyway), but to block off the
sides of the roads by widening them and
putting in curbs or chaining off the sides
as it is along the main entrance and
around the library. This would stop the
turfing and make the campus nicer look-
ing. Drivers will always be the same, but
the roads don't have to be.
Sincerely.
Edward D. Wengryn '86
DVC WRESTLERS SQUEEZE
BY LYCOMING
by John Lit^e
Here are the results of DVC's victory
over a tough Lycoming squad:
118 Rich Williams defeated Jeff DeOii-
vera by a score of 8-2
126 Steve Canale pinned Randy Lurson
in the second period
134 Keith Blessing, DVC, was pinned
by Chris Cooper in the second
period
142 Shawn Smith continues to roll on
with a very convincing victory over
Sean Cartwright 18-2
150 Tracy Snyder defeated Joe Hum-
phreys by a score .of 7-4
158 Drew Brophey manhandled Jan
Gensits 9- 1
At this point, DVC is winning by a
score of 22-6
167 Jay Bennett pinned Slade Deyulis
in the second period
177 Rob Wiley. DVC, was defeated by
Roger Cribs 15-0
190 Drew Clymer was pinned by Dick
Katser at 2:24 of the first period
Hwt John Mazzola. DVC, was defeated
by Mike Gilmore 8-2
DVC was VICTORIOUS over Lycom-
ing by a score of 28-21.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home owoy from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 •DINNER: 4^11
Something Is always
happening at the NBL
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Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
Gibbs' 40 Paces Cabrini
Over DVC
by John Litzke
An airline pilot says to his passengers,
"I have some good news and some bad
news. The bad news is we have hijackers
aboard the plane and the good news is.
they want to go to the French Riveria."
Well, the bad news for Coach Pento
and the Lady Aggies is that they lost by
one on a free throw to Cabrini and the
good news is they're still in the thkrk of
the playoff race. "The rest of the schedule
from here on looks to be very tough but
we still have a great shot at the playoffs,"
commented Coach Gary Pento.
On January 20, the Women's Basket-
ball team traveled to Radnor, PA. to
meet the Lady Cavaliers from Cabrini in
a non- league contest.
The Lady Aggies were down by a score
of 29-28 at the half and had a super
chance to pull out a win but a few second
half miscues sank DVC's ship as Cabrini's
Michelle Tarbotten hit a foul shot with
:01 left to lift Cabrini to a 60-59 victory.
Leading the way for the Aggies, who
hit 24 field goals and went 1 1 of 18 from
the line as a team, were forward Kim
Frey who hit six field goals and one of
one from the line for 13 points and Tam-
my Petraskie who hit six field goals and
was two of two from the line for a team
high 14 points.
An outstanding effort was put in by
Cabrini's Freida Gibbs who netted a
game high 40 points on 15 field goals
and 10 of 14 from the line. Two-thirds of
Cabrini's 60 points were scored by Gibbs
but Freida didn't have the touch from the
outside that night. "None of her points
came off of outside shooting. All her
points came off of rebounds and layins,"
remarked Coach Pento. "We should've
beat CalMini."
Five Mil^ —
Spring Wannup Race
Delaware Valley runners arc Invited to
partk:ipate in the 4th Annual Inglis Five
on Saturday, March 1, 1986, at 10 a.m.
The five-mile spring warmup race will be
run along the East River Drive in Phila-
delphia with the start and finish in front
of Plaisted Hall. Pre-registration is $6 if
received by February 28. Post-registra-
tion on race day is $7. Each entrant
receives a free t-shirt. A $50 cash prize is
awarded to the overall male and female
winners.
The inglis Five Miler is sponsored by
Helmsley-Greenfield, Inc. and benefits
Inglis House, the Philadelphia Home for
Physically Disabled Persons. Registration
fees are tax deductible. For registration
forms or more Information call Inglis
House, 878-5600, Extension 314.
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ACROSS
1 Disputed natter
6 Columbus's seaport
11 Certain (toctor
12 Calculator of old
14 Government Service
(2 wds.)
17 Cooking need
18 "Call cab"
19 Like some hats
20 Highway part
21 Motel sign
23 Breeding places
24 Hake do
25 Prefix: air
26 Bravo. In Barcelona
28 Dry, as wine
29 Open
31 Most eccentric
33 NoMds
35 Became less severe
38 Giggle
42 Mrs. Peron
43 Japanese money
44 By birth
45 Actress Char-
lotte
46 Certain European
48 Split
50 Title for a
waitress
51 Certain musical
chord
53 Slangy zero
54 Hawkins Day
55 Government agency
(2 wds.)
58 Purloined
59 Hen's work
60 Uses scissors
61 music
DOWN
1 Speaks In a singing
voice
2 Famous Canyon
3 Withered
4 Vase
5 InflMie with love
6 Loved one
7 Mr. BeMe
8 Bathe
g liner
10 Dawn
11 Quantity conswied
13 Napped fabrics
14 Capri and Wight
15 Name for a pope
16 Decree
21 Enroll again
22 Precipitated
25 home Is his
castle
27 Weird
30 Stupefy
31 Letters after a
proof
32 Letter trio
34 Inhabitants
35 Terminates, In law
36 Famous tennis
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39 Gladiator's weapon
40 Mitigating
41 Bowling button
44 Belonging to
Kathmandu's country
47 Rouge
49 Important person
50 Former first
lady
52 Certain food
outlet
54 Eye Inflammation
56 Timetable abbrevi-
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57 College cheer
FEBRUARY
SNIGLETS :
Agonosis- The syndrome of timing into 'Wide World of Spores'
every week ;)ust to watch the skier rack himself,
Rignition - The embarrassing action of trying to start one's
car with the ignition already running.
Woowad - Giant clumps of stuck-together rice served at
Chinese restaurants.
Gription - The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor
during basketball games.
Speclums - The miniscule bumps on a strawberry.
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NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Mailbox Blues
by Ann Whitesell
Are you complaining about not having
mail? Does airmail flu have you in its
grip? The symptoms are dust and cob-
webs. If you are suffering from these
symptoms I have some interesting sug-
gestions such as:
1. Subscribe to a mail-order catalog
(they'll definitely send your name and
address to other companies via mod-
ern computers).
2. Subscribe to an entertaining magazine
(whatever your entertainment may
be). - ,, :.
3 Write to your relatives (they're more
dependable than some friends) .
4 Write to the Consumer Information
Center. P.O. Box 1(X). Pueblo. CO
81002 (the government can send you
anything from Financial Planning to
Exercise and Weight Control, free). ,
5. Pen pals across the water are many
people who would love to write to so-
meone. Magazines and some founda-
tions will give you names. '^.^ v->^
b. Write to someone you've been dying
to meet and tell them to write to your
box number (maybe it will get some-
thing started).
Finally, if these suggestions fail, write
to your friends, they are' probably dying
to hear from you.
In Defense of Security
Dear Student.
Before you start complaining, think
about this: who is here 24 hours a day
when :
1 . \jour roommate locks you out of
vour room
2 you have maintenance problems
after hours.
3. there is a dorm problem and the CC
and RA aren't around.
4 Vf )u are sick and the infirmary isn't
open
.•i. there is a fire alarm.
6. you need a classroom open to study
in ,
7. you need transportation to West.
Tabor or Milestone.
8. you need a building opened for
work-study, eg. SAL. Eisner.
9. you need a telephone call transferred
10 your battery dies and you need
jumper cables.
11. you lock your keys in your car.
12. you need change for laundry.
13. you get a package.
14. personal property is stolen.
Who always tries to be helpful within
limits, and answer any questions thev
possibly can?
PLACEMENT OFFICE
4th Annual Career Day
The 4th Annual Career Day will be
held Wednesday, February 19. 9 a.m. -3
p.m. In the Student Center APR. Every-
one is welcome!
Company representatives will be dis-
cussing: full time positions for seniors
and alumni; internships for sophomores
and juniors; full time summer for fresh-
men, sophomores and juniors. Future
opportunities plus much more!
SENIORS: BRING YOUR RESUMES
EVERYONE: DRESS TO IMPRESS
"Abbott the Rabbit" taking reque^.
Welcome Back WDVC!
Yes, WDVC is now on the air! Isn't it
nice to know that some students on this
campus have school spirit. The only
problem with this spirit is that it gives you
hypertension, ulcers, hearing problems,
-not to mention INDIGESTION. We, the
students, do appreciate the music in the
'cafeteria but would appreciate it more if it
were more suitable for dining purposes.
We are not asking for "Old Blue Eyes" or
Johnny Mathis, we simply would like to
hear more relaxing music or even soft
pop rcKk. The cafeteria does a good
enough job on indigestion, please aid
us in making our metabolisms function
properly.
U.S.O.I. ■ '
(United Suffers of Indigestion)
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
Hey class of '88. where are you?! A
whole semester has gone by and the
sophomore class has had scarcely one
organized activity (one hoagie night) . We
paid $10 last semester for a hoagie. We
forked out another $10 this semester for
which no activities are even planned.
If you looked at the latest student gov-
ernment meeting report, our class presi-
dent didn't even show up. What's more,
-here wasn't any sophomore class report.
If our class president doesn't show up for
the meeting and doesn't plan any events,
and follow through on those plans, what
is our sophomore class going to do?
Think about it. Our 1986 college year
only comes around once and we are
having our time and money wasted.
S;ncere/y.
Greg Christiansen
STAFF
Editors-in-chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photograph^/ Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Tom Await. Bruce Bailey,
Jamie Beck, Judy Henry, Bill Rein,
Wendy L. Unger, Ann Whitesell.
Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Mclanie O'Neil,
Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
In December the men of Farm *1 along
with Student Government organized a
Christmas Dinner Dance. After prepar-
ing for three months prior, we and more
than 90 percent of those who attended
thought it was a successful event. But
one of your readers thought a semi-
formal (inner is absolutely not a cold
roast beef sandwich and a mug of beer.
So we thought we would take the time to
explain all the considerations and possi-
ble ways of cutting expenses which were
taken into account. vg
We originally wanted to have a stt
down dinner, but that style of dinner
would have cost $30 a couple. How
many tickets does your disappointed
reader think he can sell as this price?
After some debate we decided to go with
a buffet. The meal was $4.95 per per-
son, $63 for beer, $150 for D.J., $100
for decorations, $175 for wine and soda
and $40 for the beverage fountain. Wc
set our price at $15 per couple and had
150 people buy tickets. This price would
have been higher if we did not have our
friends and parents donate homemade
desserts to eliminate that cost. We also
decided to serve dinner and clean up
afterwards. In addition, we were able to
cut these expenses with the help of our
dates. Our biggest thank you goes to
Student Government who donated $250
to help pay our bills.
Our original intention was not to make
a profit, and as one can see we did not
have a profit. And like everyone else, we
also paid the $15 per couple.
Due to the great response we had, we
are considering having another one next
Christmas. So if your reader has any
suggestions to improve on the dance
while keeping the price at a reasonable
rate to get people to attend, he is more
than wek:ome to stop by the Farm House
and let us know.
"Where or to whom did the extra
money go?" We have a question to ask
our disappointed reader — Even if we
did make a profit on this dance, is it any
business of his where this money goes?
After each registered party do you go up
to the sponsors and ask THEM where
and to whom does their extra money go?
Sincerely.
Men of Farm H, '88
Aerobics instructor
Wanted
We would like to start aerobics on
campus and are looking for someone to
lead us. We vw)uld like to hold the classes
on Tuesday afternoon, Thursday after-
noon and Sunday evening. Any interested
persons, please contact Ram Pages, Box
988. Attn. Judy. Thank i;ou!
Personals
Anyone interested in working on the
Philadelphia Flower Show sec Mr. Alex-
ander in the Greenhouse. There is bts of
transplanting to be done.
WDVC: It's good to hear you're back on
the air, but lunch with Led Zepplin has to
go.
Can you chew to the Who?
Mr. White Pinto with the creeking car
and thunking door, keep off the grass or
I'll flatten your tires.
What is the "Hide Out?"
Who is the man with the ear clip?
We appreciate WDVC being on the air,
but can you guys play something decent
during dinner?
Larry B. — Where are you? Stop by
sometime. — Val
Wanted: Used Biochem text. Berk 202.
Tony DeLise contemplating his ride.
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nODAY. FEBRUARY 7
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stating at 10 p.m. Peanuts and soda
sun>lied.
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LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• NBA and NHL All-Star games this
week.
• DVC Men's Basketball team breaks 11
game winless streak with victory over
Messiah.
• Buddy Ryan hired to Philadelphia
Eagles helm.
• Anonymous crashes into tree during
his victory in Men's Bobsledding
championship in Zurich, Switzerland.
He survived with a black eye as all
others were disqualified.
5» Sixers win two out of five in West
Coast swing. McAdoo joined team in
LA,
lEquestrian Team Results
by Beth Meny. Captain
Here are the results of DVC's Eques-
trian Team at the December 8. 1985
horse show held at Our Farm in Norris-
town. Pa. and sponsored by Princeton
University.
Open Over Fences
-A Jennifer Piatt — 2nd ; :
Cherie Day — 6th
Robin Crawford — 1st
Leslie Ward — 1st
Claudia Krebs — 4th
Open On The Flat
V. Leslie Ward — 1st
Jennifer Piatt — 6th
Robin Crawford — 3rd
Claudia Krebs — 6th
• Cherie Day — 1st
Interttlediate Over Fences
Tony DeLise — 1st
Darlene Cernohorsky — 4th
Beth Meny — 2nd '
Intermediate On The Flat
. Tony DeLise — 1st
Kris Demordy — 5th
Beth Meny — 2nd .
Lori McCutcheon — 5th
Novice Over Fences
Theresa Kothstein — 6th
Melanie O'Neill - 4*'^ "
Novice On The Flat
Melanie O'Neill — 1st
Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter
Deb Mascillini — 4th ;!
Mark Hayes — 4th
Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter
Rebecca Greenburg — 6th
Julie Dieter — 5th
PJ Guyre — 1st
Advanced Walk-Trot
Donna Forte — 2nd
Allison Bakos — 5th
Lori Luciano — 3rd
Jamie Dowlatshahi — 1st
Laura Harmer — 3rd
Donna Hoover — 2nd
Kathy Butler - 3rd
Kirsten King — 5th
Debbie Oesterling — 4th
Beginner Walk-Trot
Ann Bastian — 3rd
With the conclusion of the show there
was a ride off for Champion and Reserve
Champion with Leslie Ward and Tony
DeLise in the class. Tony DeLise won
Champion rider and Leslie Ward won
Reserve Champion rider. The team took
Champion College of the day with
Princeton taking Reserve College of the
day.
As we end the first semester these
people have qualified to Regionals:
Advanced Walk-Trot
Kathy Butler
Jamie Dowlatshahi
PJ Guyre
Julie Dieter
Novice On The Flat
Melanie O'Neill
intermediate On The Rat
Tony DeLise
Beth Meny
Our overall points for the team have
us ranked as Reserve College Team.
Aggies Fall to
Defending Champions
by John Litzke
The defending MAC champion Scran-
ton Royals visited DVC on Wednesday.
January 29 and this outcome was the
same as the outcome of last week when
DVC traveled to Scranton to face the
Royals in their own building.
DVC received a team high 12 points
from Dwight Weldon, 10 points, three
rebounds and a team high nine assists
from Joe Butts and nine points from
Keith Gant but were foiled once again as
Scranton was victorious 84-59.
In the first half Scranton threw their
full-court press at DVC a number of times
but DVC fought it off on each occasion.
The Aggies were down by only three at
halftime by a score of v35-32. DVC poured
in 13 field goals and were six of 10 from
the line while Scranton also hit 13 FG but
had the edge at the line as they hit nine
of 10. DVC was down much of the first
Jialf but far from out as they trailed 29-23
at 4:30 of the half and by only one with
J:50 left.
Leading the way for Scranton at the
half were Mike Johnson with 10 and
Shawn Gallagher with seven. -**'
But the second half is where Scranton
showed their strength and maybe the
Aggies showed their weakness. Scranton
began pulling away from DVC as they
led by 14 with 11 : 10 to go. 16 with 4:38
to go. 20 at 3:20 and by 25 with :30 left.
DVC can stick with the best of them in
the first half but seem to falter in the sec-
ond giving the opponent the advantage.
Arthur Trippett led Scranton with 16
on five of five and six of six shooting
while John Paul Andrejko and Mike
Johnson each had 14. In rebounding.
J. P. Andrejko led with eight while James
Dudley led DVC with six. Scranton led in
total team rebounding with a 33-24 edge.
With the loss, the Aggies drop to 3-16
and 1-10 in the MAC while Scranton
raises their record to 15-2 and 10-0 in
the league.
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Overtime Surge Lifts
Spring Garden
by John Litzke
On January 27, Spring Garden Col-
lege traveled up to DVC to face the Ag-
gies in a non-league contest. Spring
Garden came into the game with a 7-8
record overall and a 1-3 record in the
EPAC or Eastern Pennsylvania Athletic
Conference and DVC entered the game
with a record of 3-13 and 1-9 in the
league.
January 27 is the birthdate of world-
famous composer Wolfgang Mozart.
Mozart was not only a great composer
but he was also known for his conduct-
ing. Lee Radick. a 5-1 1 senior guard out
of Richboro. Pa., is a fine conductor
himself but in a different sense of the
word. Radick conducted a basketball
team and in the process orchestrated a
game high 24 points on shots as smooth
as a violin solo and as big as a bass drum
beat. With the game high 24 points
Radick cleared the 1.000 point total for
his career at Spring Garden.
DVC's freshman guard Joe Butts did
some conducting of his own as he poured
in 16 points and has really shown his
capabilities as a starting lead guard. But
despite Butts' 16. Joe Cherry's 14 and
Dwight Weldon's 14. Spring Garden's
15-6 scoring edge in the overtime period
gave the Bobcats the victory over DVC
77-68. This makes DVC 0-2 in overtime
games and hands them their 10th straight
loss. -:-.,•.;-:., ;tA, ,;:; -i.- '•■' ■' ' ■.":: . '■ : -
DVC played a strong first half and
went into the locker room with a 29-28
halftime advantage. Leading the way for
DVC at the half were Joe Cherry with
eight u:id Mark Spotts with six. As a
team. DVC hit 14 field goals and was
one of two from the line for 29 points.
The slim lead would not last, however,
as Spring Garden fought back and regu-
lation ended in a tie. The first two mirte
utes of the overtime were very tight and
well played by both teams, but foul shots
gave the Bobcats a four-point lead with
under three minutes to play and from
that point on controlled the boards and
ran a few fast breaks' enroute to their
victory. \>j« t y i^vv ^
Besides Lee Radick's 24. Spring Gai'-
den was also led by Paul Moyer with
15 and Dave Duda and Mike Johnson
pitched in with 14 each.
Attention . . .
We are desperately in need of volun-
teers to be tour guides for children ages
3-7. The tour consists of visiting Farm *3
and the dairy. We're currently putting
together our schedule for the Spring and
would like to know if you are interested
in helping this year.
Tours are available:
MONDAY:
10:00-11:00 a.m. 1:30-2:30 p.m.
TUESDAY:
10:00-11:00 a.m. 1:30-2:30 p.m.
WEDNESDAY:
1:30- 2:30 p.m.
FRIDAY:
10:00-11:00 a.m.
If you are interested in helping us out.
please contact Mrs. Somerville. Develop-
ment Office. 1st floor Lasker Hall, at
your earliest convenience. Fourteen tours
have already been booked for the months
of April and May so you can see we have
a need for volunteers. Your help in al-
lowing us to offer these campus tours by
volunteering to be a guide is much ap-
preciated. Thank you.
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IRON CURTAINS 62
DOUBLE STUFF 47
Rod Swineford hits for 18 and Mark
Bauzon and Eric Protsko 12 each in
LC.'s (1-0) triumph. Daryl Ellison
bucketted 19 and Brandt Nolan had 10
forD.S. (0-1).
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D.S.
Boyle
6
Rothmaller
2
Protsko
12
Schilling
2
Mazzola
4
Nolan
10
Swineford
18
Parker
7
Van
2
Keich '
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Bauzon
12
Ellison
19
Sima
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SOCCER PLAYERS 44
JACK HAMMERS 31
Kevin Doherty had 15 and Dan Rothen-
heber 10 as Soccer Players (1 0) trip Jack
Hammers (0-1).
J.H. S.P.
Lynch 6 Saul
Osborne ,0 Charles
Winski 4 . Pyatt 7
Wyatt ■ 6 Donnelly 2
Fowler (^ Mundt ,2
Schmidt 4 Rothenheber 10
Davis 2 Hennessey 6
Lutz '''''■'f Kurlick 2
Doherty 15
GET FLAT CREW 76
BOMBINO MAGICIANS 57
Paul Sterling poured in 26. Chris Town-'
sell 21 aixi Martin Hoffner 17 as Get Flat
Crew win*- (1-0). Bombino Magicians (0-1)
were led by Paul Leinbach with 18 while
Mark Vinitski and Clav Butterworth each
had 14.
G.F.C.
B.M.
Hoffner 17
I einbach
18
Townsell 21
Kwaitkowski
4
Sterling 26
Sukeena
2
Canale
Vinitski
14
Dallmer 5
Butterworth
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Hower - 6
Arnold
Hannichick 2
Wright
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DOMINATION 57
^ ORBITALS52
Dan Porter hit for 16 and Dou(j Sharpe
10 as Domination (1-0) surrounded \he
Orbitals(O-l).
STANDINGS
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Get Flat Crew 1 1 ()
Domination 1 1.0 ,
Double Stuff 1 OO
Jack Hammers 1 0.0
Orbitals 1 OO
Bombino Magicians 1 OO
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 10
Monday, February 10
McKOUL PRODUCTIONS
Group interviews 9:55-10:30 a.m.
Sign-up in the Placement Office.
Wednesday, February 12
LAWN DOCTOR
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Sign-up in the Placement Office.
PERCY BROWN NURSERY
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Sign-up in the Placement Office.
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE NEEDS
VOLUNTEERS TO HELP FOR
CAREER DAY. IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED. PLEASE COME TO
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE AND
SIGN-UP. THANK YOU!!
DcsIlaKRfaia^^allllcg^ ©®flll®s®
Vol. XX. No. 16
Friday. February 14. 1986
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
4TH ANNUAL CAREER DAY
REPRESENTATIVES:
A.L. Williams Co.
American Landscapers
Argus Research Labs, Inc.
Atlantic Breeders Co-op
Brickman Industries, Inc
Buckshire Feeds Ltd
Chapel Valley Landscaping Co.
Chemlawn of Wilmington. DE
Chemlawn of Lancaster. PA
Chemlawn of Warminster, PA
Chemlawn of Denvillc. NJ
Chemlawn of Hainesport, NJ
Chemlawn of S Plainfield. NJ
Ciba-Geigy Corp
College Settlement of Philadelphia
Control Services
FMCCorp
Farm Bureau Co op
Farm Credit Service (NJ)
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Harrisburg. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Doylestown. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Clinton. NJ
First Investors Corp.
Flower Time, Inc.
Foliage Plant Systems
Food & Drug Administration
Friendly Ice Cream Corp
Green Baron Corp.
H F. Michell Co.
Hare Rabbits for Research
Division of Marland Breeding Farms
Hazleton Research Products, Inc
Hess's
Internal Revenue Service
Philadelphia District
Internal Revenue Service
Bensalem District
Kraft, Inc.
Longacre. Inc.
WED., FEBRUARY 19, 1986
9:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M.
STUDENT CENTER
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!
Compani; representatives
will be discussing:
Full time positions
Seniors
Internships (summer & fall)
Sophomores, Juniors
Full time summer
Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors
Future opportunities
Plus Much More!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES!
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS!
REPRESENTATIVES:
Merck & Co. Inc.
Metropolitan Insurance Co.
Nabisco Brands
Na-Churs Plant Food Co.
New York Life Insurance Co.
Oglcvec Associates Inc.
Ortho Pharmaceutical Corp,
Parker Interior Plantscape
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens. Inc.
Peace Corps
Pcnnfield Corp.
Perdue Inc.
Pitman-Moore, Inc.
Poley Landscape & Nursery
Radio Shack/Tandy Corp.
Rickert Nurseries Landscape Division
Rohm & Haas Co.
Rolling Greens. Inc
Rolling Hill Hospital/Medical
Technology Program
Rutgers University/Cook College
Shearer/Penn Tree Co. & Lawn Care
Smith Kline & French
Snow King Frozen Foods
Southeast Farm Credit Service
Terminix International
The Tyler Arboretum
USDA Meat Grading & Certification
USDA Soil Conservation Service
U.S. Air Force
US Army
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Marine Corps
U.S. Naval Reserve
Waterloo Gardens
Wistar Institute
Young's Inc.. Livestock Nutritional
Services
Harold W. - Will you be my Valentine? -
Love, Jamie
Elie — I care for j;ou. but 1 r\eed time awa^ from
\;ou' Maybe someda\) we'll both ur^derstarid our
feelings!! — Love. Cir\ds!
Elie - Can you still take me to the dinner
dance? I would really like you to go! — Love.
Cindy
Elie — Thanks for the time we spent together! You
have a very special place in my heart! Happy
Valentine's Day baby! — Love. Cindy
Ed — You are the love of my life. - Your
Secret Admim
Karen & Anita - Thanks for putting up with me
with design. Karen, thanks for the gum Have a
Happy Valentine's Day — Bill
Darren - Oh. by the way. "don't stop." Good
m<Hning Jane. — Jenry
Bestest Buddy — How d>out another party to keep
the gtrk on Codie 2nd ahve?! You're one in a
miUion! Happy Valentine's Day! - Love ya. Rox
Dear Mike F. - Still saving that dime? How
about a little Investment in the market? Hap-
py Valentine's Day! - Love. The Stockbroker
Donna — Happy Valentine's Day. Hope it's spe
cial! Make sure you give Kevin a breather, he's si-
ting to old for the pace you set
Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Glombeak — Ha^^py
Valentine's Day!
Sue — / know you'll have a great Valentine's Day
because you'll have a head start on all of us with
Ilia.
Alan — Youll always be my best friend. —
Lo«« forever. Carole
Kir^en — Happy Valentine s Day — Jon
Terty. Ctfole. JuUe. Kelly. Margy, Beth &
NaiKry - Happy Valentine's Day - Jon
Cu^Md — Please nail my roomie with one of t/iose
high-powered arrows (the sooner the better}. —
Thanks, Blue
Dave - Get a real life.
Jerry — Well whca can I say? The past few weeks
have been great and I'm sure that the be& is yet to
come — Love you. Amy
L.S. - Fart for me and Fll fart for you. That's
love! Will you be my Valentine now and f<M'-
ev«? — Love ya. M.
S.H of M —I was struck by Cupid's arrow quite
some time ago. and the arrow has your name on (t?
Be mine and 111 be yours I love you! — Youknow-
who
Here's to Dr. Ruth, Flero's. Froot Loo|M.
Thursday nights, fat men, short men, Greek
men. swimming pools and Berk 2nd. Happy
Valentine's Day eveiyonel — Jennifer
Dear David — Thanks for all the great times Scwry
dbout the rough times You're very special to me
and I love you — XXOO. Jennifer
Tom - You afaeady Iukmv how I feel so I
needn't say more than Happy Valentine's
Daylf — Forever. Alex
To the anonymous phone caller c/o John Maat^
— I'm <k»ng the best ! can. Don't /ose heart It's jvst
that the time isn't right yet Miss you'
Hey Froot Loop Troop — H»fpy Valentine's
Day!! Even though we hate Valentine's well
party like we like it.
Jennifer - Valentine's are for sweethearts... I'm
glad one of us is prepared for this holiday! I think I'll
stick to coloring, it's safer — Love, Alex
Dana - Happy Valentine's Day i^aln! -
Love. Red
Robin. Lisa & Linda — Happy Valentine's Day to
three sweetheart^ — Luv ya. Bill Schmidt
Amy C. — I love your shirt with heart ona (it).
— Love. Jeny
Hmy — Will I ever get to sleep in my bed again?
(Maybe after Valentine's Day?!?} — Darren
Judy ft Dmm - Have a iricc Vale^ine's Day
& good lud( Witt Ac RA Jobs. - Love. Jeny
Dear Joe — The picture's up, the bracelet's on and
my fingers are itchy I've got the place if you've got
the time. — Love ya. Me
Kim - When the gofaig gets to«^. the tough
get going. K^^ up tiie strength, hon — youll
make it yed Happy Valentine's Day! - Low
ya. Rox
collegiate crossword
©Edward Julius Collegiate CW84-10
ACROSS
53 Shaver sound
24 Gambling scheme
54 William Peter
25 Military address
1 Mistake
55 All
26 Woman In the
7 Threw away
59 Kill as a sacrifice
military
15 Beach hut
61 Heretofore,
27 Spanish gold
16 Broadway event
poetically
28 Famous sex expert
17 Cartesian coordi-
63 Mr. Scrooge
30 's cramp
nate point
64 Canadian city
32 Term of endearment
18 Certain accountants
65 Caution In advance
34 Alias Initials
19 1977 women's
66 With precision
36 Certain firearm
Wimbledon champ
38 Famous Hunter
20 Near the back
DOWN
39 Compass point
22 Shoot the breeze
40 Steinbeck's "The
23 Albanian, Bulgarian,
1 Barge
pony"
etc.
2 " 's Theme"
42 sandwich
24 Japanese War
3 Footnote abbrevi-
44 "To Catch "
25 Got up
ation
45 Screenwriter
29 school
4 Call for
Dal ton
30 Hr. Earp
5 Prefix for cycle
46 Driving machine
31 Social outcast
6 Raccoon's relative
48 Phone Co. initials
33 Loved ones
7 Started, as an
51 " Suite"
35 Carroll of TV or
engine
52 Keep an
Donald of movies
8 Medieval wars
(watch)
37 Skip over water
9 Fortification
54 Homonym of a color
41 Muscular strength
10 Yellow dye source
55 rays
43 Comfortable (2 wds.)
11 Theatre «;ection
56 College subject
44 "...poem like "
12 City In Illinois
(abbr.)
47 Canadian province
13 Wandering
57 What Mark Roth
(abbr.)
14 Autocrat
does well
49 Plant In soil
21 Eel -shaped
58 On vacation
50 Cafeteria Item
amphibian
60 United
51 Annoy
23 College cap
62 Highway (abbr.)
STAFF
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Rosemary Kluth
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What's New
With The Hooters!
by Jamie Beck
The Philly based band, The Hooters,
have indeed hit the big time! Last year,
while they were only locally known, they
performed at DVC. That concert was a
very exciting one for everyone in atten-
dance. Since that time, they have made
it to MTV and concert tours. At the pres-
ent time, they are touring around the
country with the rock group Loverboy.
They have a new album out entitled
"Nervous Night" which is quickly climb-
ing the charts. This record contains a few
of the songs from their LP "Amore"
which was released in the Philadelphia
area during 1983. Their three videos
have been seen on MTV; their latest,
"Day by Day" was in the top 10 on the
February 7th show of "the top 20 videos
in America." It's hard to believe that all
this happened in one year.
The Hooters' record has not only been
getting favorable reviews from fans, but
the media as well. Both People Magazine
and Rolling Stone gave them favorable
reviews. In fact, they have been named
"The Best New American Arti^" by the
Rolling Stone readers and critics poll.
Plus, they have been nominated for vari-
ous musk: awards.
They just recently put out a home
video of their album, "Nervous Night,"
whteh should be coming to the stores
now. Its technique is a "slk:e of Itfe on the
road," showing both candid footage, off-
stage and concert footage taken at home
in Philly. On February 22, MTV will be
showing the entire home video at night,
it should be a sight to see.
The best of luck to the future succe^
<rf The Hooters!
Biocompatible Devices
Dr. Howard Carman Hughes, Jr. will
speak on his research on Biocompatible
Devices on Thursday, February 27 at 7
p.m. in the Student Center Music Room.
Dr. Hughes is presently the Director of
Laboratory Animal Science at Smith,
Kline, and French Labs. He received his
V.M.D. from the University of Pennsyl-
vania (1%7) and his M.S. from Penn
State University (1971). He is a licensed
vBterinarian in three states: New Jersey,
Pennsylvania and Maryland.
Dr. Hughes has done much of his re-
search at Milton S. Hershey Medical
Center of Penn State University (1%9-
1985) . He has done extensive research
in anesthesias and cardiology on many
various types of lab animals including
sheep and swine. His research in car-
diology has resulted in four patents in
pacemaker systems and one patent in
coating electrical conductors.
Dr. Hughes' expertise in the lab animal
field is in a wide variety of areas and for
this reason he has lectured and spoke at
many universities and organizations. He
has lectured on diseases and manage-
ment of laboratory animals, facilities
management in good laboratory prac-
tices (GLP's) and procedures in safety
assessment. For A.A.L.A.S. organiza-
tions, he has lectured on many topics
ranging from pregnancy toxemia in
guinea pigs to antenatal sex determina-
tion in non-human primates. In Novem-
ber of '84, he appeared on "People are
Talking," KYW-TV. to speak on the use
of animals in biomedical research. He
has also spoken at many colleges on the
use and ethics of animal research.
The Laboratory Animal Club is privi-
leged to sponsor Dr. Hughes to speak at
DVC. We invite you to come and listen
to Dr. Hughes speak on his research on
biocompatible devices. Refreshments will
be served after the presentation .
*
The Smart Phones
Are Coming
In a few weeks the college will be con-
verting the 40 campus pay phones over
to Telshare Smart Phones. One of the
main reasons Telshare was selected was
to maintain the ability to receive outside
calls on the dormitory pay phones, and
to save money for both the students and
the college.
The Telshare Smart Phones can:
1. Accept coins for both local and long
distance calls.
2. Accept collect calls and AT&T credit
card calls.
3. Accept Mastercard /Visa calls that are
discounted 20-35% below the AT&T
rate.
Telshare and the college have made
arrangements with PNC. National
Bank, the card issuing bank for Provi-
dent, to make Mastercard available to
our students over 18 years old. This par-
ticular card may be used in MAC and
PLUS machines for cash advances. Each
student must have a co-signer and will
receive a $500 credit line. The Master-
card will be honored at our Student
Bookstore and everywhere Mastercard is
accepted. The cash advance feature is
available at over 5,000 MAC and PLUS
legations including several within min-
utes of the college. A separate applica-
tion is available for those who have their
own income and do not want a co-signer.
Both applk:ations are available from the
Residence Life Office in the Student
Center. There is an $18 non -refundable
annual fee and a 17% Annual Percen-
tage Rate. No interest is charged on pur-
chases if you pay your balance in full
ceK:h month.
It will take three-four weeks for your
Masterceird and an additional week for
the cash advance authorization code.
Representatives of Telshare will be on
campus to authorize your credit cards for
use in the phones and to explain the sys-
tem when they are installed. Further in-
formatfc>n can be obtained from the
Resklence Life Offrce.
AN AFRICAN
EXPERIMENT
Famine in Ethiopia has focused world-
wide attention and sympathy on an Afri-
can nation. Because students at DVC are
especially aware of the Importance of
agricultural development In Third World
countries, the Library is sponsoring a
program on February 19th at 7:30 p.m.
in whteh Mr. Donald Claycomb will
speak about his Tansanian experiment.
During eight years he spent in Africa,
Mr. Claycomb developed an indepen-
dent co-op (an original idea at the time)
and trained African agricultural extension
agents. Local customs, tribal wars, dif-
ferent languages all contributed to some
amusing situations as well as memories
of a few really frightening experiences.
The program will feature a display of
numerous artifacts he collected and
some slides of South Africa. It will be
heW in the Menrrarial Room of the Library.
Movies at Caesar's
On Friday night in Caesar's Pub a
triple-feature film festival was held. The
three features shown were Missing in Ac-
tion 2, The Woman in Red and Mischief.
Free peanuts and soda were provided as
promised. Despite the noise from the
registered party, the all-night movies
were a success. (Good job, Ray.)
PUT YOUR DEGREE TO WORK
WITH
HEALTH
ARCHITECTURE
PHYSICS - MATH
CIVIL ENGINEERING
CHEMISTRY - BIOLOGY
COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT
AGRICULTURE - FORESTRY
NUTRITION - EDUCATION
Seniors contact the Placement Office
now for MARCH 4 INTERVIEW
appointments.
Recruiters will be on campus
February 19 & again on March 4.
OPEN TO ALL
Films, Information and Discussion
WITH RETURNED PEACE CORPS
VOLUNTEERS February 19th at
3:00 PM in the Student Center
^^
PHILADELPHIA
215-597-0744 or 800 462-1589
MOVIE PREVIEW:
Police Academy 2
by Bruce D. Bailey
Those rookie cops of Police Academ^f
1 have returned to "protect" and "save"
a city from a gang of spray painting ter-
rorists ... but that's not the problem —
they are the worst police force in the
universe. Police Academy 2 will be
shown February 19 in the APR.
ATTENTION MOVIE GOERS: From
now on there will be a mere dollar charge
for the showing of the movies. The rea-
son is so 1 can bring more movies on
campus next semester. This will mean
we will be able to show more movies that
YOU want to see and hopefully more
often!
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
LITZKES
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Behind MVP Isaih Thomas' 30 points.
East triumphs in 36th All-Star Game
over West 139-132. Lan^ Bird wins
shooting contest and 5 '7" Spud
Webb wins jamming contest.
• Chuck Nevitt. the Detroit Pistons 7 '5"
center whose fannily consists of a 6 '7^
father, a 6' mother, a 6 '8" brother
and a 6 '3". said. "I never wonied
about being adopted."
• Wrestling results from the Spectrum:
Hulk Hogan retained WWF title when
King Kong Bundy was disqualified —
in WWF tag-team championship Brutus
Beefcake and Greg Valentine retained
the title defeating the British Bulldogs
— Junkyard Dog beat Terry Funk —
Corp. Kirchner defeated the Iron
Shiek — Adrian Adonis defeated
George Wells plus four other matches.
• NFL Draft Order:
1 . Tampa Bay
2. Atlanta
3. Houston
4. New Orleans
5. St. Louis
6. Indianapolis
7. Kansas City
8. Minnesota
9. Pittsburgh
10. Philadelphia
11. Cincinnati
12. Detroit
13. San Diego
14. San Diego
from Green Ba\;
15. Seattle
16. Buffalo
from Cleuehr\d
17. Atlanta
from Washmgtor\
18. San Francisco
19. NY Giants
20. Dallas
21. Cincinnati
from Der)uer
22. NY Jets
23. LA Rams
24. LA Raiders
25. Tampa Bay
from Miami
26. New England
27. Chicago
• Andrew Toney due back in Sixers line-
up this Wednesday. Sixers now eight
games in back of Boston.
• AP Top 10 in College
1. North Carolina 6.
(241)
2. Georgia Tech 7.
(18-4)
3. Memphis State
(21-2)
4. Duke
(22-2)
5. Oklahoma
(21-2)
8.
9.
10.
Hoops:
Kansas
(22-3)
Michigan
(20-3)
Syracuse
(18-3)
Nevada-L.V.
(23-2)
St. Johns
(22-3)
• Wales Conference defeats Campbell
Conference in NHL All-Star Game 4-3
on OT goal by Brian Trottier of the
Islanders. Brian Propp of the Flyers
had two goals and Edmonton goalie
Grant Fuhr was MVP.
MOVIE REVIEW:
Against All Odds
by Bruce D. Bailey
Against All Odds was shown last Tues-
day night to a large crowd. We had mixed
reviews on this one on the negative ... it
was too slow . . . very far fetched . . . hard
to believe . . . the only exciting parts were
the scene with the Porsche chase and the
scene between Rachel Ward and Jeff
Bridges in the Mexican tomb On the
other side of the coin we heard it was
exciting ... action packed ... the car
scene was terrific, etc. . etc. . etc. Rob and
I made a few of our own theories ...
Rachel Ward is excellent, in the movie
too! Why can't there be more like her?
Mexico is nice and a beautiful place to
shoot a movie but Rob will never go
there. The movie was good, even if a
person just wanted to hear Phil Collins.
DL never showed up for it but I guess
that was "against all odds." even so the
movie went over well. 1 think it's fair to
say everyone had a good time. Oh. I
almost forgot, one highlight to all the
movies now is the cartoon. Come early
to the next one (Police Academy 2) so
you don't miss it.
Guard Doris McNeill hitting a jumper vs.
Widener has been on a scoring tear of late, cm
Lody Aggies head down the final stretch.
LADY AGGIES HAVE
A TOUGH STRETCH
by John L.\t2ke
The 15-2 6-0 Lady Royals visited
DVC way back when. DVC received 16
points from Darcel Estcp. 15 from Tam-
my Petraskie and 14 from Doris McNeill
but that wouldn't be enough as the high-
powered Royals received production
from Shelly Ritz, who would score a
game-team high 38 points (20 in the first
half) and led Scranton to a 84-70 victory
over DVC. The loss dropped the Lady
Aggies to 6-9 overall and 2-3 in the
league. DVC hit 32 field goals and were
six of seven from the line.
Spring Garden's Lady Bobcats visited
DVC and left with a mighty roar as the
felines received 20 from Kim Ingham
and 16 from Teresa Gerle enroute to
their 78-42 thrashing of the Lady Aggies.
The Lady Aggies were led by Kim Frey
and Michele Heffner who each had 11
with Doris McNeill tallying 10. Along
with being outscored, DVC was also out-
rebounded by a large margin. DVC hit
18 field goals and six of seven from the
line for a total of 42.
DVC faced St. Elizabeth in a non-
league matchup and showed no mercy
as the Lady Aggies led all the way en-
route to a 55-47 triumph. DVC point
production came from Doris McNeill and
Darcel Estep who had 12 each with
Tammy Petraskie collecting 10 buckets.
St. Elizabeth was led by Sally Loch wood
with 27 and by Kathy Cameron who had
14. The victory raised DVC's record to
7-9 and 2-3 in the league.
The 9-7. 4-3 Lady Monarchs from
King College visited DVC and handed
DVC their 10th loss with a close 67-60
win. DVC was led by Doris McNeill, who
has become a very prolific scorer for the
Lady Aggies, with 18 and by the strong
play of Tammy Petraskie who had 16.
DVC hit 23 baskets and was 14 of 22
from the line for 60 points. Kings was led
by Hudzik with 14 and Thomas with 15.
Doris McNeill continued to show her
outstanding scoring ability against the
Lady Devils of Farleigh Ridiculous with a
team high 21 points but she couldn't do it
alone as FDD led the whole way enroute
to a 77-54 victory over DVC at FDU.
Wendy Waters led FDU with 35 points
while Daria Kachko tallied 18 in the win-
ning cause. The loss dropped the Lady
Aggies to 7-11 and 2-4 in the league.
The Ladies would resume their win-
ning ways as the 2-8. 1-7 Lady Warriors
of Lycoming turned the ball over 20
times in the first half to help the Lady Ag-
gies to a 77-54 triumph. Doris McNeill
led the way for DVC once again with a
team high 21 points while Tammy Pet-
raskie pitched in with 18. DVC controlled
the entire game offensively and defen-
sively controlling the boards both ways
and causing over 30 Warrior turnovers.
DVC raised its record to 8- 1 1 and 3-3
in the league. Well, it's just about over
for the Lady Aggies as well as in their
final three games they will face Upsala, at
Drew and Cedar Cre^. Good luck!
Monarchs Reign On
DVCs Parade
by John Litzke
This was one of the hardest games I've
seen DVC play all season. DVC was up
by as much as eight points on the 15-5
Kings College Monarchs but couldn't
hold onto that lead as Kings came back
to tie it at 28-28 with 2: 18 remaining in
the half, took the lead at :45 and went
into the locker room with a 30-28 lead
over DVC. The Aggies were led at the
half by Dwight Weldon who had 10
points and six big rebounds, four of them
off of the offensive boards and by Mark
Spotts who contributed six points and
four rebounds. DVC ruled the boards in
the first half outrebounding Kings 18-10.
Rick Southcott led Kings at the half with
13 points.
The second half was close all the way
before Kings began to pull away at the
2:52 mark by a score of 55-51 and held
on to that margin winning 63-57.
DVC was led by Dwight Weldon with
17 points and 11 rebounds, Mark Spotts
and Eric Ford each had 12 and Joe Butts
had eight. DVC shot 22 of 51 from the
field and 13 of 13 (100%) from the line
for 57 points.
Kings was led by Rick Southcott with
19, Jim Pee with 16 and Joe Flaherty
with 12.
This game closes out the season
homestand for DVC as their Uvo remain-
ing games will be played away at Lycom-
ing and at Drew. We as a school should
congratulate this young team on their
successes and thank the players and the
coaches for their hard work and deter-
mination. Hopefully we'll be able to
watch many of the same faces next sea-
son. I hope I am still around at this
school to watch DVC become an MAC
powerhouse.
DVC Crushes Messiah
by John Litzke
h was just a matter of time and Messiah
was the victim. DVC was led by guard
Eric Ford who led all scorers with 24 and
guard Joe Butts pitched in with 18 as the
Aggies broke their 1 1 game losing streak
with a very convincing 71-61 vtatory
over Messiah.
DVC was down at the half by a 28-24
margin hitting 1 1 shots and two of four
from the line. But paced by the second
half eruptions of Ford (17 pts.) , Butts (12
pts.), Spotts (10 pts.) and Smooth (8
pts.), the Messiah squad didn't have a
chance as DVC marched on to victory.
DVC shot 27 of 55 from the field and
17 of 23 from the line for 71 points.
Messiah was led by Hodgson who had
16, Johnson with 13 and Anderson who
had 11.
So, the losing streak is now over and
it's time to look towards winning. And
although the season is about through,
DVC can savor the sweetness of their
victory over Messiah and keep the spirit
of victory alive as they battle in the final
four games of their 1^5 86 campaign.
Vl^TCH ODT FOR Ite FORCE!
.POUCE
ACADEMr
PG-13
February 19 in APR
Aggies Lose Game To
FDU But Knock Out
Devils in Brawl
by John Litzke
You could feel the intensity brewing
through the first half of the game. The
referees called 10 offensive fouls for
every one bIcKking foul. FDU and DVC
were banging under the boards and
crashing at mid-court. In the second half,
tempers were escalating and with 2:24
left in the game a nasty scene broke
loose. Joe Westerfer and FDU's 6 '7*
Dirk Kelly went up together to grab a re-
bound off of a DVC shot, came down,
said about three words to each other and
went at it. Westerfer hit Kelly with a solid
right to the head before his teammates
stepped in to hold Joe back. Both
benches cleared and people were joining
in from the stands. It looked a little like
Johannesburg during an anti-apartheid
gathering. But the fight wasn't over yet.
DVC forward Dwight Weldon started
pounding FDU guard Jim Misurelli with
successive rights before coaches and
players stepped in to break it up. If they
were playing hockey, there would be
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four major penalties for fighting and
about 20 game misconducts for leaving
the bench and they'd have to cancel the
game for lack of players. Joe Westerfer
and Dwight Weldon of DVC and Dirk
Kelly of FDU were ejected.
Behind all this ugliness there was a
basketball game. FDU had a significant
height advantage over DVC but this
statistic was no indication that DVC was
ever out of the game.
DVC was down by a 31-24 score at
the half with Joe Cherry leading the way
for DVC at the half with eight points. As
a team DVC hit eight field goals and
were eight of eight from the line. FDU
began to slowly pull away in the second
half and outscored DVC 54-43 enroute
to their 85-67 victory over the Aggies.
DVC was led by guard Eric Ford who
came off the bench to score a team high
15 points, while Keith Gant was four out
of four from the field for nine points,
Dwight Weldon also had nine and
Smooth and Joe Cherry each had eight.
Leading the way for FDU was 6 '6'
sophomore forward Royd Adams with
15 while senior guard and co-captain
Mike Exum hit for 13 and Steve Chwatek
had 11.
A-DAY PATRONS
To be an A-Day Patron, write your
name as you would like it to appear in
the program In the space below.
Then send with check for $2 to Ed
Wcngryn, P.O. Box 549, DVC, Doyles-
town, PA 18901. Make checks payable
to: DVC A-Day Committee. Thanks for
^our support!
• ]f ♦ ♦ if
^ This Week on ^
Campus
^ by Bill Rein »
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 14
It's St Valentine's Day — send best
JL wishes to those you love. Check Ram ^
Pages for all DVC Valentine Lines - ^
you could be in there!
^ SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 15 .
Travel to Drew University for a MBB
game at 2 p.m or;
i cheer on the WBB team at home .
when they play Cedar Crest College at ^
6 p.m. or;
catch both W, which matches up with
m West Maryland at 2 p.m. In the James if
Work Gym and then WBB at 6 p.m.
SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 16
"^ Relax, take the day off; ma^^ do w
some homework; or shock a professor
by starting a term paper that's due at
^ the end of the semester! ^
MONDAY. FEBRUARY 17
Omigosh! A mid -winter day off? Cele-
l(^ brate our great president's birthdays by jl
doing absolutely nothing. Have fun!
-njESDAY, FEBRUARY 18
•if Get your friends together for an old (I -^
mean OLD) "family portrait." Go to
the Student Center Lobby between 1 1
. a.m. and 3 p.m for Yesteryear
^ PhotfM. They supply the costumes, *
you supply the bodies.
WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 19
Look into your future. Bring resume ^
and dress to impress to the APR for
Career Day. Graduate school, sum-
if mer jobs and after-grad-cmpbyment if
may be in the offing for you!
Catch the parody Police Academy; at 9
JL p.m. In the APR. Relax after your »
interviews from Career Day and bring
a date
^ THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 20 .
Wow! Another movie at 9 p.m. It's at
Caesar's this time.
O
Next Ram Pages Meeting
Tuesday. February 18th • 7 PM
(The shirts are in
so remember \;our rriorie^!)
Dear U.S.O. J,
Thank you for listening to our school
radio station WDVC. Also thank you for
taking time to voice your opinion. Our
lunch and dinner programs are aimed at
the majority of students tastes that have
been made known to us. Obviously,
there are a few people whose tastes we
are not aware of yet. To help us with this
task, use the extension phone in the
cafeteria and let your taste be known to
us. Our first priority at WDVC is to play
requests, so feel free to call in at any time
and request a song that we can play for
you. If this is not appropriate enough for
you. please get in touch with me. the sta-
tion manager. Hopefully we can resolve
this problem.
Sir^cereli;.
David P. Fionelle
Statior^ Manager
Box 335 or Goldman 209
WDVC
WDVC is now in full operation. Our
primary objectives are as follows:
1 . To play the requests that we receive
from you.
2. To advertise any events and activities
coming up in the future.
3. To make you, the student, more
aware of what is going on around
DVC.
4. To have some sort of entertainment
while everyone is eating (helps make
the food go down easier!) .
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and listening time to make WDVC a
huge success and therefore creating a
better campus to live on .
Let's not be thinking, "Where Have All
The Good Times Gone?" (Van Halen),
but rather let us all "Join Together" (The
Who), and "Let The Good Times Roll"
(The Cars)!
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DR. JOHN AVERY
Agribusiness Interview ^
by Bruce D. Bailey
When DVC chose to add the Agribusi-
ness major, they realized this new major
would bring new ideas and new people
to DVC. One such person being the de-
partment's chairman Dr. John Avery.
Dr. Avery was born on a farm in Michi-
gan and graduated from Michigan State.
He has worked in many phases of agri-
culture and education, as teacher and
administrator. Dr. Avery was a District
Sales Manager in the seed department of
Cargill Inc . , the world's largest Agribusi-
ness. Agribusiness has taken Dr. Avery
to many states and parts of the country
working in Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin,
Iowa, Minnesota and now Pennsylvania.
He earned his Masters Degree from
the University of Wisconsin and his Doc-
torate from the University of Illinois. With
this background he was appointed the
Chairman of Agribusiness here at DVC
July 1,1985.
When asked "What exactly is Agribusi-
ness?" Dr. Avery replied "Agribusiness
includes those industries which supply
products and services for food produc-
tion, the record keeping, financing and
marketing of food and fiber, the proces-
sing, packaging, distribution and mainte-
nance of quality and safety of food.
Naturally our next subject was the
Agribusiness program itself. Dr. Avery
told me that the program was developed
as a result of a national study which in-
dicated what agribusiness employers ex-
pected of college graduates. DVC's pro-
gram is a challenging, "tough," multidis-
ciplinary program which includes strong
sciences, liberal arts, technical training in
agriculture, as well as business knowledge
and skills.
Another question rose to mind "How
many students are in the agribusiness
program and what is their background . . .
agricultural or non-agricultural?" Dr.
Avery's answer: "In most agricultural col-
leges over one-half of the students are
from urban backgrounds ... In my own
research and other national studies show
more women and non-farm students are
training for agricultural and agribusiness
careers. We have 60 students currently
in the program here at DVC, with good
prospects of 20-25 incoming freshmen
for the fall semester."
Dr. Avery ancH^^n discussed the job
possibilities for graduates. Dr. Avery then
stated there are many opportunities in
the field of marketing and supervision.
Examples of these woufcl include: pro-
duction supervision, process control
management, marketing representa-
tives, service representatives. The entire
food industry dealing with food service
and quality control in restaurants, hotels,
hospitals and nursing homes, not to
mention the areas of stores and super-
markets. I said this is terrific but what
about the person who wants to be his
own boss? The reply was "Fine, there are
many opportunities for those people too,
we encourage and train people for entre-
preneurships dealing with marketing or
service activities, information manage-
ment, marketing assistance, machinery
and service, with many more to come."
The last issue open for discussion was
the changes Dr. Avery will make in the
department and the direction of the de-
partment. Dr. Avery assures the depart-
ment is headed for strong growth and
gave the following statistics: 2-3% of the
nation's economy is involved with the
supplies and services for the production
of food and f»ber, 12% of the national
economy is involved with the processing,
marketing and distribution of that food.
Approximately one out of every five
people in America is involved in some
phase ol agribusiness. With this in mind
we can only go in one direction, that
directum s& growth. "Changes in thfe de-
partment? Well I cant say as I've made
many changes . . . basically course struc-
ture I want to be sure the "tough" courses
are "tough." he said while smiling.
Dr. Avery's closing remarks were, "we
will expand the use of local and regional
resources which will include both in-
dustry and government personnel and
facilities. We will be articulating our pro-
gram with other colleges to assure the,
ease of transfer. We will be expanding ef-
forts to improve the image of DVC and
the Agribusiness program. We will be ag-
gressibly seeking to involve students in a
positive way with governmental agencies
and agribusiness industries." "I believe."
he said, "that the educators have the
obligation to the students to develop
those attitudes and values expected and
practiced in the industry"
What Do You Think?...
Should the meal plan be changed? As It stands, students
have to purchase a full meal plan of 19 meals a week even
when the student doesn't eat every meal.
Howard Goldcnberg
"Yes. 1 think it should
be changed because it
is not fair to people
who aren't here to eat
on weekends."
Kelly Hadestv
"It should be changed
but keeping track of
meal ticket numbers
may be a problem."
Jennifer Mease
"Weekends should be
optional but if you're
here during the week
you might as well
take all the meals."
Nancy Kasper
"No. because if
everyone was not on
the meal plan the
price would probably
go up."
Alan Hamann
"We should have
different options for
example: skip
breakfast and just
take lunch and
dinner."
If you have a question you would like asked, let us know.
Drop your question in Ram Pages Post Office Box 988.
Boxscores
TUESDAVS RESULTS
Iron Curtain 56 Orbitals 40
Bambino M. 46 So<;cer Players 22
No-Name 69 Domination 56
Double Stuff 59 Fat Boys 45
Jackhammers vs. Boys of Summer
WEDNESDAYS RESULTS
IRON CURTAIN 52
BOYS OF SUMMER 45
TRACK & FIELD
Rod Swineford hits for two of his team high 18
during hon Curtain's 62-47 victory over Double
I.e.
B.O.S.
Stuff in week
one.
Boyle
25
Dietrick
10
Protsko
10
Thievon
7
NONAME 98
Stella
1
Myers
5
JACKHAMMERS 45
Bauzon
14
Boyle
9
N.N.
JH.
Veprek
2
Kopas
4
Hoffmer
22
Lynch
13
Swineford
Coutts
10
Hower
7
Obome
6
Mazzola
Hannichick
4
Wyatt
13
Simononis
Zellers
2
Schmidt
4
Townsell
32
Davis
6
DOUBLE STUFF 71
Sterling
31
Fowler
3
ORBITALS 36
Smith
D.S.
ORB.
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Nolan
Rothmaller
22
21
Charette
Williams
6
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Parker
12
Lugar
2
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Ellison
18
Mulligan
2
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Keich
Calderane
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Schilling
Harby
2
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Big 2
5
Sweda
24
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Taz
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Officials: Boyle, Protsko
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 56
DOMINATION 48
B.M.
Butterworth
Leinbach
Sukeence
Vinitski
Kwaitkowski
Stevens
Wright
DOM.
3 Porter
9 Sharpe
13 Bother
3 Novak
8 Williams
10 Messina
10 Davis
10
6
9
10
5
8
Bob Charette defends as Mike Williams dishes
off in a game between the Orbitals and Domina-
tion in week one
FAT BOYS 34
SOCCER PLAYERS 32
Officials: Coutts, Boyle
F.B.
S.P.
Chard
14
Hennessey
7
Krupa
8
Mundt
8
Wheaton
11
Kisluk
Clancy
Saul
12
Stanton
1
Charles
Baker
?r
Pyatt
5
Judy
Official: Hoffm
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
STANDINGS AS OF FEB. 5:
W L
Paul Leinbach engineers the Bambino Magician
fast break.
The DVC Dairy
by Larry A. Swartz
Although the dairy is located away
from the main campus, it has a very ac-
tive role in the education of all dairy
majors. Freshmen are introduced to the
dairy and use it continually until they
finish with senior techniques. Three of
the major dairy breeds are represented
with the herd composed of Holsteins.
Aryshires and Brown Swiss.
Within the last year, the cattle have
won numerous awards. The Aryshire
herd was presented with the Progressive
Breeder Award. This elite award was
given to only 25 herds in the United
States. The Brown Swiss herd won the
covetous Ira Ireman Award. This was
awarded to DVC as we maintained the
best herd of Brown Swiss, up to 39
cows. Both of these awards allowed the
dairy to be featured in the respective
national breed magazines.
Ten animals were exhibited at the PA
State Farm show during January. DVC
Gallant Man PehA)les was first in her
class. Most of the other animals placed
well. Favorable comments were received
throughout the week concerning the
quality of our animals.
Currently, the facility is under the
direction of Dr. Jim Hamer (superinten-
dent) and Keith Judd (herd supervisor).
Currently, there are four students who
have increased responsibility and input
into management decisions: John Allford,
Mark Butcher, Larry Swartz and Jeff Voll
are each responsible for supervising a
morning work crew.
Not only is the dairy facility utilized by
dairy majors, but there is also involve-
ment by students within Food Industry.
F.I. students f)asturize and homogenize
all the whole milk that is consumed in the
dining hall.
There is involvement in the dairy by
the entire dairy department. Currently.
Mr. Morris is responsible for the total
feeding program. This includes feeding
the cows five times each day. Mr. Myers
handles the bull selection and all pedi-
gree work.
On February 18, Tennessee Eastman,
a division of the Kodak Film Co., will be
using the cows at the dairy for a week
long research trial. The trials are testing
the palatability of their new feed additive.
The additive, composed of iso-acids, is
supposed to increase milk production
when fed proF>erly.
The dairy faculty and staff invite every-
one to visit the dairy facility at their con-
venience. There are several animals re-
maining who would like the chance to
become celebrities on A- Day. If you
haven't signed up to show a dairy
animal, there is still time.
IRON CURTAIN
3
y<
BAMBINO MAGICIANS
2
SOCCER PLAYERS
2
DOUBLE STUFF
2
BOYS OF SUMMER
1
DOMINATION
1
•
JACKHAMMERS
1
•
FAT BOYS
1
•
ORBITALS
3
A
•
Spring practice has begun and as the
new head track and field coach I wekome
both new and former candidates for the
men's and women's team. It is not nec-
essary to have had previous experience
In track and field, all that is needed is the
desire. DVC's strong tradition in track
and field will t^ upheld with a ^ong
nucleus of returning veterans.
Candidates should meet Coach Acker
in the small gym daily at 4:15 p.m. come
dressed in sweats ready to work out.
Richard E. Acker
Head Track Coach
Men & Women
Dear Aggie
Dear Aggie,
I'm a 19-year-old college student at
DVC. Things are basically "OK." but
sometimes when I feel overwhelmed by
my studies or when my roommate and I
have a falling out I need someone to talk
to. I hate to call Mom and Dad and
worry them, what should 1 do?
Wondering
Dear Wortdering,
You're in luck. On Wednesday after-
noons (2-5 p.m.) and Thursday even-
ings (6-9 p.m.) the counseling service in
the infirmary offers a trained professional
counselor to talk to in confidence. Mr.
Brooks or Ms. Karsten will listen, support
and provide guidance and options to
you. so drop in and say "hello."
Aggie
LOST & FOUND
pair of black leather gloves
pair of blue gloves
two pair of black gloves — one pair
was found in APR
single black leather glove
pair of brown suede gloves
hedge sheers
one cross earring
one black earring
scarf, maroon & tan. found in Lot C
light grey jacket
beige jacket
gold bracelet
black leather wallet
maroon watch, female's
black watch, female's
black watch, male's
found in white plastic bag: pair of
white gloves, tan hat. Statistical
Inference for Management and
Economics and The Politics of
American National Government
Statistical Inference for Management
and Economics
The Politics of American National
Government
Robert's Rules of Order
Basic Business Communication
Ziggy Appointment Calendar Book
three -ring binder with American
History notes
brown glasses in a maroon case
brown glasses, found in Pub
brown glasses in a brown case
Chrysler car key, found in GokJman
2nd hall
Subaru car key on a key chain
Two GM car keys on a bottle cap
opener key ring
blue flowered bow
Wrestlers Cruise To
Three Easy Victories
by John Lltdtc
DVC VS. WIDENER
118 Rich Williams defeated Clay
Hathaway 15-3
126 Steve Canale pinned Tim Layer at
4:20 of the match
134 Keith Blessing pinned Kevin
Gamble at 1:05 of the first period
142 Shaun Smith pinned Eric Tottser
at 5:55 of the match to remain
undefeated while clearing the path
towards another national
championship
150 Tracy Snyder throttled Gary
Zimmerman 13-1
At this point DVC had a commanding
28-0 advantage.
158 Drew Brophey pinned Dave
Sumnay at 1:27 of the first period
167 Jay Bennett pinned John
McLaughlin at 2:27 of the match
177 Tom Long decisioned John
Roumes 12-6
190 Dan Monaghan was decistoned by
Jerry Seneski 3-2
Hwt Chuck Heiber defeated Larry
Seneski 8-5
DVC ran its record to 7-1 demonstrat-
ing their power with a 46-2 win over the
Pioneers.
DVC VS. GETTYSBURG
1 18 Rich Williams shutout Chris Cahig
10-0
126 Steve Canale won by forfeit
134 Keith Blessing won by forfeit
142 Shaun Smith demolished Wayne
Wetteray 24-9
150 Tracy Snyder defeated Henry
Flinter 7-0
At this point in the match, DVC had a
commanding 27-0 lead.
158 Drew Brophey decisioned Jim
Purcell 7-3
167. Jay Bennett was decisioned by
Kurt Ilgen 20-8
177 Tom Long shutout Ben Robinson
6-0
190 Dan Monaghen was edged out by
Todd MacGlashall
Hwt Chuck Heiber was decisioned by
Dennis Curren 12-3
The Aggies cruised to another con-
vincing victory with their 33- 1 1 win over
Gettysburg.
DVC VS. KINGS COLLEGE
118 Rich Williams defeated Mike
Enriquez 7-5
126 Steve Canale pinned Eric Swank
at 1:36 of the first period
134 Keith Blessing shutout Bob Ward
12-0
142 Shaun Smith won by forfeit
150 Tracy Snyder wholloped Tom
Bleich 9-2
At the midway point, it was DVC shut-
ting down Kings 23-0.
158 Drew Brophy destroyed Mike
Sassu 15-3
167 Jay Bennett squeezed by Bernie
Janevicz 10-9
177 Tom Long thrashed Pat Wood
12-0
190 Robert Wiley defeated Tom
McGinn 17-10
Hwt Chuck Heiber was decisioned by
Steve Conte 12-4
DVC won their sixth in a row and nine
of their last 10 to stand at 9-1 after
trouncing Kings 39-4.
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Sue — Happi/ Valentine's from one with two years
Khn '- I hope Sam take* a lot of vitamins for
Friday because he's gonna need It.
PJ — Don't get too canied away. Sam won't be
able to handle what you can give him. Don't forget
the peanut clusters.
Kathy - You may be single but you1l never
be alone. Happy Valentine's Dayl
Alan — We have had some tough times, but they
were worth it. / want to enjoy the future with you
because I love you. — Love always. Carole
Nancy - You're very sweet. Thanks for being
there. You are a very special friend. Happy
Valentine's Day. - Bruce
Dana & Mugsy — Have a Valentine's Day to re
member. You both deserve the best! — Loi>e &
stuff. Amy (blue jeans)
Mo-ni-que — Remember: Your smile is more
Important than anything else you wearl Hap-
py Valentine's Dayl - Love ya, Rox
Dawn — Thanks for putting up with all the crazy
things I've been through! You are a terrific room
mate and friend! I'm sure there will be many more
crazy times in the next three rruinths!!! - Love.
Cindy
Linda, Kim & Betsy - You guys are great
roommates. Thanks for your support. Have a
super Valentine's Day! - Your other roomy
Froot Loop Troop — We hate sweethearts so. how
about some cheap, meaningless sex^! Get the
crayons and let's have a party! Happy Valentine's
Day! - Eddy
Margaret Ann — May you have an "under the
pine tree with my ski instructor" type of
Valentine's Day! Think swimming pools! -
Love. Jennifer
Marvin & Art — Thursday nights were made for
CMS. Here's to fat men. squanjilly heads and who-
ever else may come along Happy Valentine's Day'
— Love, Eddy
Anthony - Happy Valentine's Day. 1 still
owe you four hours. You get the champagne
and m take care of the handcuffs. You
decide when. — Alex
Dave "Capt FIO" — I'm ready to start enjoying
your senior year with you by partying. Let me
know! — Your roommate. Rosey
Crayons — We'll have to kiss a lot of frogs to
find our princes. — 1 love you all, Purple
Chief — I couldn't just do nothing and like it. —
Love. Ace
To Barb & Leo •- The two love birds from
your fellow love birds. — Joanne & Steve
Kel — Hey roomie. Everything will work out. Com
munication is the key word!! — Your roomie. Jo
Fe Fe. Meg, Lynette & Judy — Happy Valen-
tine's Dayl — Love, Red
To Hardy Rueb — You 're a nice guy and a sweetie
to talk to. I'm glad I got to know you and I hope to
get to know you better Happy Valentine's Day!
Dearest Carole, Margee, Eleth, Jules, Kelly,
Nancy, Teri & so on & so on — Have a great
Valentine's and try to be happy or close to It.
— Love you all, PA
Joanne — Rosey's cheeks are red. his eyes are blue
and as you know he really loves you! — Love.
Pookey
Teddy - Happy Valentine's to the one I love
the most. Thanks for all the good times and
even those few bad ones. I love you for every-
thing, thanks. — Mr. Teddy
Hey Orange. Red & Green — We hope you all find
Valentines as special as ours! - Love. Purple &
Blue
Dana — Happy Valentine's Day again, again.
— Love. Red
Noelle — You may not be mine but I'll always be
yours — The Baron
Joanne — 1 love you. - Love. Steven
Fat Man — I think you know how I feel. Happy
Valentine's Day and ill leave it entirely up to you
Polly Eck - This line's for you!
Cris L. — I love it when you agree to give me a free
...on Valentine's Day (a massage that is!) - Love.
Darren
To Kris & Al - A special Valentine's Day to
the both of you. — Vicky
Wendy - Happy Valentine's Dav! - Rose
Darren — Have a great Valentine's weekend
(ha ha) and thanks for everything! — Hugs &
kisses. Amy
Alan & Carole — How do you make an eleven?
Chris — Even though we won't be spending
all of this day together. 1 just want you to
know that you1l always be on my mind. Hap-
py Valentine's Dayl — Love. Steve
Rosey — This is only the beginning of the many
Valentine's Days we will be spending together. I
cherish the memories we both share and look for-
ward to many more I love you!! — JoJo
Cindy Donut — I luv your rolls. Don't forget.
MooMoo-Moo. - NAFW
Kirsten - Even NUNS celebrate Valentine's Day.
so have a good day! — Love. Tiger
Kristine - Don't ... don't ... don't stop!!!
Happy Valentine's Day! — Love, Darren
115 Seven Bridges — Happy Valentine's Day
sweetie I'll miss you this weekend and think about
you often —14 Brandywine
Jamie - Blonde hair, blue eyes, not too tall,
hmm sounds vaguely familiar! - Love, Tiger
Pookey — This Valentine's Day is gonna be extra
special because I have someone extra special to
share it with — Love ya. Muffin
Steven - 1 love you!!! - Joanne
Kathy - When the going gets tough, the tough get
rough. You know what I mean, jelly bean? Hope
you have a Happy Valentine's Day Luv
Happy Valentine's Day Kim & Michele! -
Love, Red.
Eddie — Since neither of us have Valentines,
would you be my Valentine'^ — Art
ZEUS - Here's a VALENTIMES DAY wish for
a CODOflADO boy who has visions of BAT-
TRIES dancing in his head. Watch out for
Buster and his excrementory habits. - Bill,
Kurt. Nate
Carole — Thanks for all those good, wond^rfxAand
fantastic times I want MANY more to come In the
future You're the best thing that ever happened to
me and I hue you. — Me
Happy Valentine's Day Dana - I^ve. Red
Lisa ~ A special Valentine for a special person. —
MW.
Muffin - When you read this you will have
already received your Valentine's gift so let
me also add with It all my lo^. I love you. -
Pookey
S.R B. — nibuy you some new ones already! — Z
???? - Please reveal your iitentlty. - ????
To the entire FrcxH Loop Troop — Always remem
ber Thursday nights and Old Mill and White Maun
tain Countries. — Love, Queen Froot Loop
Carol — 1 lust fmr your buns! — Not who you
thiidc It is.
Theresa - We have a stmnge friendship, but it's
one that's really important to me There will always
be a special place for you In my heart Happy
Valentine's Day!! - Bill
My Buddy — Thanks for everything. You
make everything easy for me, you're lots of
fun to be with and I always want you arouikl.
— Your Buddy
Sue Nord — A is for adorobte, D is for delightful. A
is for always. Y is for you, put it together and you
get ADay
Al-sweetheart — No black arm bands. Til
take you out to dinner! Think it Leon it and
be all that you can be! [wrong service!] —
Love ya lots, Jennifer
Terrj — This day was made for you and I. Sorry
there's no ring That day will come soon. Let's
spend a lifetime of Valentine Day's together. I love
you now and forever — Kurt i
Brandywine Terr. — I love you. — Seven
Bridges Rd.
To Stephie. Dudley. Kiki. Paul. Grant. Steele.
Jimmy. Vickie. Kim. Stacey. Damaris. Lamont.
Zuckie. Frank. Ed. Ross. Chris and everyone else,
have a nice Valentine's Day! — Vicky R.
KD - Be my Valentine. - MT
Rebecca - Get a real wardrobe' Happy Valentine's
Day! — Love. Tiger
Marit — No one would* ve ever convinced me
that a Friday the 13th could be so great! Bet-
ter times ahead?!! Happy Valentine's Day. —
Love, Lisa
Willie — You drive me crazy! Be my Valentine?
Wear your little red heart next time I see you Itll be
in vour mailbox' ~ Winkle
Val & Katie — Here's one for you. Here kitty.
kitty! Happy Valentine's Day! - Love. Tiger
Muscovy — What happened to you hi'o ' Did iiuu
run off to have a sexual encounter or did unit get
eaten^
Father Reds — Does this mean no more back
massages? I love you. — Dana
J C — Happy Valentine's Day — J.W.
Hey Goober - Happy Valentine's Day. —
Love va, Jim
J — im coming over your house on Va/en(ines
Day - D
Dave Dallmer — I wish you were my Valen-
tine! Love ?
Greg — / could embarass you like you did hut I
won't I love you a lot' (4FR) — Loue. Michele
Lori L. - I really do care. Let's give each
other a chance. Happy Valentine's Day. —
Luv ya. Bill S.
Dear Steven — You're the only one I need or
want. Please be mine forever Happv Vnlfn.ime's
Day! I love you — Love. Tweety Bird
Dear Linda, Christina & Betsy — You guys
have been the greatest to put up with me this
ftnal year. I hope you all get your Valentine
sweetheart tonight. Go for it Christina! -
Love your roomy, Kim
Lori — Happy Valentine's Day Cutie" Love ya
more than ya know - Bill
To the Pagans of DVC — Have a savage
Valentine's Day! - Love, Hank
Kim — Thanks for being the greatest friend anyone
could ask for. You've always been there for every-
thing and always will — so will I. - Love. Linda
Hey Big M — Happy Valentine's Day! — Love
ya. Tiger
To all my Buddies — Chris. Carolyn. Wendy. Bill.
Bill, Nate & Tom — I wish you a Happy Valentine's
Day. — Love. Terri
1 love you honeybuns!
Jenheifer — Happy Valentine's Day — Love.
Margaret Ann
To My Bestest Friend — Happy Valentine's
Day Missy! 1 love you!
Andy - So far so good if you ask me Hope it's the
same with you — Love. Kelley. PS About Valen
tine's Day. spending it with anyone special???'?
Sherry — You're the cutest, keep that bam-
bino safe, Brittany Anne is coming soon. —
Your Buddy
Bert — Dermal Retention ends baldness, no way
dude. " Thurston uses a pubee plow, alcohol is a
drug, don't fight, p/east- - Nate. Zeus. B D
Sheila — Happy Valentine's Day roommate.
Have a good weekend with Cupid! — Karen
Dawn — You are the best rcMmmate ever! I hope
you catch the Cupid's arrow someday' Am I still
getting a surprise birthday party? — Love. Cmdy
Nancy — Let's get a case and be Happy
Valentines! - Sherman
Chris - Zamba — Grab them knees' Happy Valen
tine's Day! — Love. Tiger
Hey Larry B. — Why don't you stop by Bamc^i
109 for your Valentine treat?
Winkie — Let's have more Valentines We go so
well together ~ Willie
Tracy — Maybe some handsome men will
cross our paths this Valentine's Day or
maybe well have to go to Giant's Market! —
Ha ha, Kelley
Ivy. Helen & Tc^y — To three new fnends. may
we share ^eat times together Have a very Happy
Valentine's Day and great weekend — Anthony
Robin — Happy Valentine's Day. 1 love you.
— Love always, Steve
Sheila — / teue you! I love you! I love you! I love
you! I hve you! I hue you! I love you! I love you! I
hve you! I love you! Get the point! - Ken
John L. — Glad you survived the crash, we
couldn't have done without you. You do a
great Job as sports e<iltor. ~ Rose
Pauly — Happy Valentine's Day to a sufxr-neato
friend! - Loi>€, Alex
John Williams - Our hearts are BIG and
we're waiting for you on this Valentine's Day.
— The Samoans
Tracy P — You're fricken awesome: you kill me'!
Happy Valentine's Day' Bill
Kim, Christina, Betsy & Zambovca — To the
best roomies in the whole world. Happy
Valentine's Day! — Love ya. Linda
Hei Grapefruit I love you - Watermelon
Thanks to the lovely lady who sold me these
lines, you don't know me, but maybe you will
soon!!! You never know. Happy Valentine's
Day!! - Bill
Cuddes — Be my Valentine I'm yours always I'm
cold, keep me warm — Snuggles
Jerry - Even though it's Valentine's Day I
still hate you so let's fight (Ha!) - DM.
Ami ( Have a sweet Valentine's Day to a real
sweet girl - Love. Jerry
Kurt — Thank you for becoming part of my
life. You have really opened up my eyes to
many things. 1 hope we can continue our love
forever. That will be one big leaf. I love you.
- Terri
V'o Art - - Five years from now wu'll be celebrating
Valentine's Day with Leon'! Happy Valentine's Day
To my Snuggles - I don't know what life
would be without you near me. You help me
to love life more. I need you now and forever.
Stay with me till the end of time. I LOVE
YOU! - Your Cuddles
Mike & Karen — You're both good friends ft's
been a crazy year and you car^'t beat our nightly
system. Maybe well all get together sometime next
year — Ken
Alex E. — Please take me for a Fiero ride.
Hopefully this ride will last! Happy Valen-
tine's Day! - Love ya. Bill S.
Alex — Hey girl, how is he (AT) anyway? Think
up any good "pick-up lines" lately? Thanks for
listening all those times That's what "big sisters" are
for Happy Valentine's Day - Love. Kelley
Palm Tree '*'! — I still want to know about
the Ventor Motel and the two of ya's berter be
good in Florida this year. - Love. Chi Chi
To my love June — Hoie a Happy Valentine's Day
you sexy thing. - Your friend forever, your high
school buddy
Sheila — You'll always be my Utile babyklns.
You're the most important part of my life and
I don't know what I'd do without you. I LOVE
YOU more than anything in the world. — Ken
Karen — Maybe welt get to be real roommates next
year!!
Sports — If I can be your Valentine today,
can you be my date March 1? — Love, Terry.
P.S. Yuengling rots!
Dear Mike Ferraro -- tlow come ij AMF makes
weekends you're never here to make them
Jim — Champagne made my heart tingle,
pearls are fashionable and goobers are for-
ever. Happy Valentine's Day! — Joan
BS — You're my one and only, forever! I love
you ^'--"^ PS. Yes. I'll he your Valentine and
Christ,, s too'
Hank — Berter luck next month. Maybe
you'll finally wise up. There's good around
you, just have to look a Utile harder you
Savior
John Thanks for letting me move in — Joan
Kim - January, February and March showers
bring May flowers. Never give up, never give
in, fight to win — in all aspects.
Seamus - How about some post humor? Give me
a break, you're not so great Just alright Thanks for
breakfast — Valerie
Vickie — I wish you were spending your
Valentine's with me! I love you! You know
who
Ken ~ I'll always be your Valentine {whatever that
means!) I love you more than anything - Sheila
John — I'm glad I'm spending my Valentine's
Day with you! Your long trip will be worth-
while. Happy Valentine's Day. - D.Y.M.
Vickie — To the Red Hot Lover of Cooke 2nd
Maybe someday you'll make up your mind. Have a
Happy Valentirie's Day — Lm'e ya. Carole
Mark — Are you staying out of trouble.
Homesick yet. New Hope?? When? Laundry
Room! Tm glad we're friends.
Midget — You re the [jerson I know will always be
there when I need someone Friends forever
Friends like Lori, Kim, Deb, Dee, Trlsh, Ann
& Lexi are all you need at a small college.
Mcaxola — Need your necklate cleaned':' Trust me!
Happy Valentine's Day' Have fun at home Crazy
Moo — Ask Mickey when we can do lunch.
Feathers are a must.
Snob — We made it to our second Valentine's, are
we going for three?
Theresa — 1 don't know what else to say that
hasn't already been said. You know how I
feel and that will never, ever change. Happy
Valentine's Day. - Love always, John
Kim ~ To a special Valentine who really deserves
one hell of a Valentine s Day Hope I get the rest of
my present soon, unless you forged, because I sure
didnt — Love, Crazy
Alex & Jen — Sorry about the Santa Line.
Hope this makes up for it. Hope your Valen-
tine's Day is everything you ever wanted. —
Love, Maze
Mel, Bee & Kirsten - Happy Valentine's Day! —
Brian
T.J. — After all this time you're still my Mrs.
Wonderful. - Love, Mr. Wonderful
Monica — Happy Valentine's Day' — Love, your
SIS
Julie & Beth — Holy sh ! Love you guys!
— Terry
Stella Best of luck with Sherri GoppieGoppie-
How ya making out'' - Schmitty
Pam & Christie - Be my Valentines. -
Love, BS.
Betsy & Dave - Have a wild and crazy Valentine's
Day Keep up with those bed races you two are
famous for - Love ya. Carole
Margee - Numbers 1-10 are waiting In back
of the Volvo for ya! — Luv. Terry
Katie - Are we the Big H yet? or should I say still?
Kitty, kitty! - Love. Tiger
Pam — I wuv ya'. - Cobra
Meg - To the sweetest girl in Berk. Happy Valen-
tine's Day! - Love. Jerry
Joanne — Happy Valentine's Day. 1 love you
and look forward to spending a lot of good
times with you. - Love. "Steven Baby"
Cheryl — Condy canes? Thanks for the thought
Maybe I can borrow your "you know whats" for
Valentine's Day - and USE them this time! -
Love. Jennifer
Rox — You are the box? And a fox? Not to
mention an awesome roommate! Christmas
was awesome - yeah right! Try a Utile harder
Valentine's Day! - Love ya, Karen
Ray & John — The men of Room 10 Ray City
Bytes, bites How's the Hcxiver running, we
wouldn 't know and the TV? — Loi>e Then
Monique — Home of the happy Hoover, nice
workout • you had to find his teacher that's
me. Good luck on the mats and at work.
Becky. Missy. Janet & Tracey — Have a Happy
Valentine's Day you pain in the kecks — Vicki
William - We haven't had one yet, but 1
hope one day it will come. Happy Valentine's
Day! — Gwen
D J. - You may be an immature brat but I'll love
you forever May this he our first of many holidays
spent together — Love always. Carole
DAL- What kind of birth control do you
use?
Party^* Monday night? Around the world again!!
Sounds good, how about it? Except this time I'm
not buying grain Can't afford it
Meg & Lex - What are you eating?
Monique Happy Valentine's Day! You make a
great roommate (and maid, haha') Stay out of
trouble At home!!
Todd - Sorry about the lerter. Still blends?
Happv Valentine's Day! Be careful over the
long weekend! How about a trip to Friendly's?
M:>ni<j — Our love wilt conquer all' Love. Bri
Peei^te - I love you — Peel
To f* Beau — Hope you can slay out of trouble
dw<. ig Valentine's Day - Love. John
To Linda, Robin & Lisa — Hope you all have
a super Valentine's Day because you really
deserve it!! — Love, Maze
Theresa Raff a — Thanks for being such a classy gat'
Happij Valentine's Day - Love ya. Bill S.
Monica — Happy Valentine's Day. — Love
always. Brain
Rosemary - I don't think I could have made it so
long without ycm to aggravate Keep on till May
Thanks for it all - Ed
Paul — I lust for your gorgeous body!
Jamie — Pray time is over, let's serialize instead! —
Love. Tiger
Mr. Right — Where are you when I need you?
Al Tenlinas — Thanks for everything and Happy
Valentine's Day' ~ From a special friend
Julie — * roomie, Happy Valentine's Day -
Love, RT & TIPIT (Bof
Donna - Miss you next door Hope Cupid is
good — P ,1
Stud-Muffins A.K.A. "Flounder" - We love
you!! — Tracy & Kelley
Rocky — Even though the movies are over, let's
continue the series Perhaps a Rocky V? — Love.
Budkiss
Kim — You are a great girl, never change!
(Been jumping off couches lately?) — Love,
Ed
Robin. Lisa. TT. & Linda — You girls (women) are
truely the most beautiful, charming, sweetest.
enough alreadv — Ediy & Fredly
To the staff of Ram Pages — You're doing a
terrific job. Happy Valentine's Day. — Rose
Sam — I love you tiappy Valentine's Day -
Your Cupid. PJ
Happy Valentine's Day to Berk 2nd especially
Margee, Carole, Chris, Cheryl, Beth, Julie.
Ann. Tracy, Alex, Margann, Jen, Cheryl.
Terry. Nancy. Jamie. Alexl. Kim & Sue -
Love ya's. Kelley
Carole Ann — Did you pick up DJ's gift from
K Mart yet! Hope you two have a Happy Valen
tine's Day! - Vicki
Bonnie & Steven — Have a Happy Valentine's
Day. You two mean a lot to me. If it weren't
for you two I wouldn't have a Valentine of my
own. — Luv ya both. Carole
Dear Mack — / hope you have a nice Valentine's
Day! Un Beso — Pancha Maria
Dinda — A few sweet nothings in your ear
(no. null, nothing, empty set. void) Elephant
Shoes! — GaGa
Linda — I love you' I love you! Again! - Eddie
To the Hideout Gang — Let's do it again
some time, but not In New York. — Rose &
Mike
Jilt — The Valentines Day waves are getting
stronger, let's undulate. — Love. Darren
John — Caution! New transfers on the loose.
Ha! Ha!
Rosemary, Sue. Doug. John — NBI! Thursday
night! — Judy
D.J. — Happy Valentine's Day sweetie. This
will be a day that 111 hold in my heart forever.
Hugs and kisses. - Love always. Carole
Kim. Linda & Wendy — Fag aleri' Johnny loves
you! - Luv. TerrK
John E. - EVERY weekend? Be real! Happy
Valentine's Day! - Love. Tiger
Kim 8t Kathy - I'm glad vou guys moved m
Happy Valentine's Day — P J
Budkiss — They say absence makes the heart
grow fonder — let's not get any fonder of
each other. Happy Valentine's Day. - Love
you. Rocky
Mark St lust wouldn't be the same without
Lambert's tackles & Creepy Muuse Wanna u-'restfe'
— Love. Lisa
IMlaKJ?^ai2^'\MIl(S^ (S®flll(Sg®
Vol. XX. No. 17
Friday. Fcbruaiy 21. 1986
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
PUC MEETS AT DVC
School PECO Bill
Could Increase 30%
by Bill Rein
On February 3. the state Public Utilities
Commission (PUC) held a hearing at the
DVC All-Purpose Room concerning a
Philadelphia Electric Company (PECO)
rate increase of about 30 percent to
cover costs of Limerick Nuclear Power
Plant Unit I in western Montgomery:
County. According to Mr. David Ben-
ner. assistant professor of Ornamental
Horticulture, nothing has changed since
the PUC held its last meeting here in
February 1985. when the public opposed
the building of Limerick II reactor. If the
proposed 30 percent increase is approved
by the three member commission, DVC,
through its students, would be slapped
with a "roughly $100,000 increase in its
electric bills!" Mr. Benner said. He added
that "since the Philadelphia Public
Schools, Archdiocesan Schools. Univer-
sity of Pennsylvania and Temple Univer-
sity have expressed deep concern, we
(DVC) should be just as worried."
The PUC meetings have been initiated
to allow the citizens (who pay the bills of
utility companies) to feel that they do
have some input in what they are paying
for. Of course, most would rather not
pay any increase in the already high elec-
tric bills, nor does anyone want a nuclear
reactor to be built within meltdown dis-
tance (especially after the TMl incident
six years ago) . However, as might be ex-
pected, the commission has a reputation
for approving rate increases (albeit lower
increases than called for) and, most re-
cently, for approving the much-opposed
Limerick Unit 1! for PECO. Benner told
the approximately 4(X) who attended the
hearing, "These public meetings are ,
simply a farce to appease the public."
These words may seem strong to
some, but Benner's views are similar to
those expressed by The Philadelphia In-
quirer. Pa. Lt. Governor William Scran-
ton III, as well as most PECO consumers
(in fact, "most of the three million, six
hundred thousand people in the Dela-
ware Valley," said Benner). "Two peo-
ple made a decision that affects at least
three million people in Pennsylvania,"
he said. This is in reference to two of the
three members of the PUC. Linda C.
Taliaferro, chairwoman, and Edward
FischI, who have satisfied PECO with the
decision to allow them to complete
Limerick 11. Only PUC member William
Shane voted against it. The commission
is appointed by Governor Thornburgh;
and our Lt. Governor Scranton is a
known opponent of Limerick Unit II as
well as any new or restarted nuclear
power plants in Pennsylvania.
Nonetheless, Philadelphia Electric is
about to Complete Limerick II in spite of
the otherwise dead nuclear power in-
dustry of which it is part. According to
Mr. Benner and The Ir\quirer, there are
no new nuclear plants being built, except
Limerick II. "It's going to be a real strug-
gle for southeastern Pennsylvania just to
pay the price for a second unit," added
Benner. This sentiment is echoed in an
Inquirer editorial December 9, 1985,
which emphasized that it is just plain
uneconomical to try to build and run a
nuclear power plant which will operate at
an average 69 percent efficiency. The
infamous Salem II Nuclear Reactor in
South Jersey, of which PECO owns a
share, runs about 50 percent of the time,
which means it's shut down as often as
it's not! Therefore, the PUC decision to
alfow the completion of Limerick II
means PECO will remain in debt another
five years or so, when other utilities in
the U.S. have finally found a way out of
this debt cycle by avoiding the tremen-
dous expense of major construction and
who instead have turned to conservation
and cheaper power sources. According
to The Inquirer, if PECO had canceled
Limerick II now, it would recover (from
its consumers, of course) all $900 million
it has spent on it so far if it can prove to
the PUC that it was spent wisely; other-
wise, the $3. 1 billion now needed through
another 30 percent increase (just to com-
plete Unit II) is not guaranteed approval
by the PUC to pass its costs to the con-
sumers; this is obviously a shaky proposi-
tion, for PECO itself could end up ab-
sorbing much of the cost.
The rate increases required to pay for
completion of the unwanted nuclear
power plant in Limenck will affect our
local economy negatively — raising
water rates, the price of goods produced
here, as well as the cost of public trans-
px)rtation in the region — whereas PECO
argues the cost to cancel would be greater
and that the extra electricity is needed no
matter what the cost, the inefficiency or
the deadly waste which must be disposed
of safely for a few thousand years.
VALENTINE'S
AT CAESAR'S
Dance and romance filled the air as
Caesar's held their second annual Valen-
tine's Pub. Plenty of people filled the
place on Thursday night as many were
indulging in a well-deserved study break.
The atmosphere was inviting, people
seemed to be having an awesome time
and the D.J. was OK.
AEROBICS
General Meeting
All those interested in participating
in an aerobics class please attend. The
meeting will discuss times, days and
meeting place.
The meeting will be held in Berkowitz
Lounge on Monday, February 24, 4:30
p.m.
BRING STUDENT ID. NUMBER!
GEORGE WASHINGTON
The Father of Our Country
by ED. Wengryn
George Washington was bom in 1732
on the 22nd of February. He was born
into a well-to-do family in Virginia. There
are many rumors concerning George's
life, one of them being he chopped
down a cherry tree, and then said, "I
cannot tell a lie — I did it." This rumor is
now known to be a story invented to ex-
emplify his honesty.
Other stories about George include the
fact that he had wooden teeth and red
hair. There are also all kinds of stories
about where George Washington slept,
not to mention the ones about with
whom he slept (the title Father of Our
Country seems almost appropriate) .
We honor George each year on Presi-
dent's Day because of his conquests in
leading the Revolution against British ter-
ritory. He accepted the surrender of
General Cornwallis ending the Revolu-
tion. He later accepted the office of
President of the United States in place of
the title and power of King. George set
the precedent of two terms in office,
refusing the establishment of a dictator-
ship government. We do owe George
Washington a lot since he did place our
country on the course to success.
A-DAY PATRONS
To be an A- Day Patron, write your
name as you would like it to appear in
the program in the space below.
Then send with check for $2 to Ed
Wengryn, P.O. Box 549, DVC. Doyles-
town. PA 18901. Make checks payable
to: DVC A-Day Committee. Thanks for
i;our support!
People needed to GET INVOLVED
in A-Day. Next meeting is February
24, 6:15 p.m. in the Music Room.
Philadelphia
Flower Show
The following committees for the Phil-
adelphia Flower Show are seeking your
HELP!
Graphics
Construction
Plant Material
Contact
Ed Wengryn, Box 549
James Buck
Mr. Alexander
Contact any of the above people if
you are interested in helping. More infor-
mation will follow. Thank you!
FOR THE SPECIAL TIMES
IN YOUR LIFE
.%
STABLE HELP WANTED
Saturday & Sunday 8-12 a.m.
Call 822-3267
o^ Invftatlont and Acc«MoriM
discount prices
34$-230B
322-0458
Beekeeping
Short Courses
DVC will again be offering its F)opular
three-day short courses on beekeeping.
The courses are designed for beekeepers,
for those considering taking up beekeep-
ing and for those interested in learning
more about the honey bee. Beekeeping
is a very interesting hobby, and in addi-
tion to providing the beekeeper with
honey, it also provides valuable pollina-
tion of garden and wild plants. Honey
bees can be kept just about anywhere, in
fact there are a number of people keep-
ing bees right in the city of Philadelphia.
Over the years, the course has been at-
tended by p>eople from all over the United
States, from a number of foreign coun-
tries, by local people, as well as by many
DVC students and faculty membzrs.
The course will include most pertinent
aspects of beekeeping including equip-
ment, apiary location, seasonal manage-
ment, honey production, beeswax candle
making and home uses of honey. Illus-
trated classroom instruction will be
coupled with hands-on experience utiliz-
ing the college's bee yard and its Honey
House. The course is under the direction
of Dr. Berthold, the college's beekeeping
specialist, and he will be assisted by Mr.
Jack Matthenius, the New Jersey Depart-
ment of Agriculture Supervisor of Bee
Culture.
The spring course will be held on three
Saturdays. April 5, 12 and 19, 1986,
and the summer course will be held on
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, June 27,
28 and 29, 1986. Classes will start at
8:30 a.m. and end by 4 p.m. Further in-
formation can be obtained by seeing Dr
Berthold, Mrs. Noonan, the Science
Division Secretary in Mandcll Hall or
Mrs. Martin, the college's receptionist.
This Week on
* Campus "^
by m Rein
^ FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 21 ^
The Movement Th^tre wtt be
perfoming at 8 p.m. in the APR. This
^ one should be fun, don't missi m
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 22
Kick bad( and lebx!
-* SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 23 *
C^ch Lq> cm some back woik, mid-
terms ise iK>t far away!
* MONDAY. FEBRUARY 24 ^
There's a wosAb in Caesar's. Come out
and see tt! Show Marts prom|Mty at 9
if p.m. in tfw APR. (Cton't faget a ■¥■
cartoon proce^istfie flidt a>getth««
^ TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 25 ^
ATTENTICW SENIORS Only 82
nf)ore days 'til you gain your freeckxiy
it WEm^ESDAY. FEBMJARY 26 ¥^
Con^ ck)Mm and try your hick on
Game MgN al Ca^r's, 8 p.m. Gabi
^ a fottune <x\ tfw boai^dHaik. Join the M.
^ hin!
THURSDAY. FEBRUAITIf 27
-^ T<xn Safel b petformtaig in Caesar's at ^
9 p.m. H«'$ sxm9 to be «il«ttinir^
collegiate crossword
©Edward Julius Collegiate CW84-11
ACROSS
1 Nodded off " > - . y
6 Leaf through
10 Extinct bird
13 Private-eye term
14 Ten-comnandment
word
15 Bondman
16 "What's girl
, like you. . ."
17 of the litter
18 The Kingston
19 Little- known or
abstruse
21 One who attempts
22 Mise-en
23 Bailey
24 Popular tree
27 Crone
28 Popular sandwich
29 Constrictors
31 In an awesome -
manner
36 flush
38 Thirties agency
39 Kind of show
40 Like October's r^-
stone
43 Miss Moreno
44 Nobel prizewinner
in Chemistry
45 Droop
47 " Miserables"
48 " through the
, Tulips" :-'•.>
51 Bowler's nemesis
53 Ease
54 Consigned
58 Funereal item
59 Anna Moffo, for
one
60 Slur, in music
61 Infant
62 Word with house or
shop
63 Arthur Miller
character
64 Football measures
(abbr.)
65 Forwarded
66 Foe
DOWN
^ 1 Lesion mark
'2 Alley
■ 3 "Odyssey" or
"Aeneid"
4 River to the Rio
Grande .<;:«,.
5 coat I- •«,: :
6 Strictness ■ -'
7 Laundry
8 First-rate
9 Enthusiast
PUT YOUR DEGREE TO WORK
WITH
HEALTH
ARCHITECTURE
PHYSICS - MATH
CIVIL ENGINEERING
CHEMISTRY - BIOLOGY
COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT
AGRICULTURE - FORESTRY
NUTRITION - EDUCATION
Seniors contact the Placement Office
now for MARCH 4 INTERVIEW
appointments.
Recruiters will be on campus
February 19 & again on March 4.
OPEN TO ALL
Films, Information and Discussion
WITH RETURNED PEACE CORPS
VOLUNTEERS February 19th at
3:00 PM in the Student Center
PHILADELPHIA
215-597-0744 or 800-462 1589
10 badge
11 Bay window '
12 In front of
15 Banner
20 Turn a ear
21 Voice part
23 Ralph Kramden's
vehicle
24 River in Spain
25 Downtown Chicago
26 Mexican Indian
28 Certain operation
30 Conducive to
health
32 Exist ■ '
33 Satanic
34 Apollo's instrument
35 Certain votes
37 Director Mervyn— •
41 Meet a poker bet
42 Saga
46 Laugh
48 Kind of cat ^\
49 Homer work
50 The common people
51 Mickey Mantle's
number
52 Claw
54 Ready
55 Exam-ending word
56 Dutch cheese
57 Disavow ' '
59 Two, in Toledo ,
Personals
Anyone who would like to show off their
pet this A-Day can do so at the petting
zoo. If you are interested write to Box
523. Animals in cages and tanks are
most desired.
We would like to apologize for the
misspelling of the radio station manager's
name. It is Dave Fiorelle not Dave
Fionelle. Sorry Dave! Also. Carol — I
lust for your buns! Not who you think it
is. Should be Carole with an e on the
end.
Candids wanted for yearbook. Have a
chance at getting your favorite picture (s)
in the '86 yearbook. Send them to Box
820 with your name and P.O. Box on it.
If they don't change the cereal in the Din-
ing Room, I'm going to toss my Captain
Crunch all over the lobby!
T.D. — Nice to have you back! How
long are you staying?
C.A. — Keep away from my roommate
or else!
Rebecca — You bet.
Jamie — Tiger's on the prowl, we'd bet-
ter socialize!
Harold W. — Open your eyes and smell
the coffee!!!
In reference to the new parking policy —
If you think we will be carrying our lug-
gage, etc. from the parking lot to the
cross campus dorms . . . THINK AGAIN!
Security — When during the 24 hours
do you take students to Milestone?
Congratulations to Mr. Montileone
who is now Dr. Montileone.
To the young man who pinched my butt
... let me return the favor!! — From.
V.R.
Spring Break '86
Every spring, college students across
the U.S. slam their books shut for a week
and take off to vacation spots all over the
country. In January, Starlog Press will
release Spring Break '86 (Signet Special;
$4.95 U.S. / $5.95 Canada), the essen-
tial book for that collegiate rite of spring
— having fun! It is an invaluable guide to
38 of this country's hottest vacation
spots: from Fort Lauderdale's sizzling
beach scene to the snowy splendor of
Tahoe and historic New Orleans, home
of Cajun cookin' and jazz.
Whether the ideal vacation includes
skiing, sunning or sightseeing, Sprmq
Break '86 offers the college student all
the information needed to make that
spring vacation unforgettable. Heavily il-
lustrated with color and black-and-white
photographs. Sprmg Break '86 begins
with the essentials of how to get there
and where to stay. Hotel and travel list-
ings include prices — all affordable for
the student on a restricted budget. Once
travel and hotel are decided. Spring
Break '86 gives an insider's view of the
local hot spots — restaurants, shops and
clubs. Invaluable information such as
drinking age and whom to contact in an
emergency are listed for every spot, as
well as suggestions on what to wear and
what to do locally for free. One can find
out where to rent a car or how much
local public transportation costs — all
before leaving one's dorm room.
Every section begins with a profile on
why each spot is unique and proceeds to
give a cornucopia of information needed
for a trouble-free, fun-filled vacation. No
other guide available is tailored so specifi-
cally to the needs of the college student
on the go. And. in an effort to immor-
talize the spring vacation. Spring Break
'86 is offering the Spring Break Encore
Contest! The lucky winner will receive
round-trip air fare for two from his/her
city to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, plus
four days and three nights at the Sheraton
Yankee Clipper Hotel in July. So get
ready for the vacation of the year, and
plan it with Spring Break '86! Spring
Break '86. a Starlog Press publication, is
distributed by New American Library, t?';
DR HOWARD HUGHES
SPEAKING ON
BIOCOMPATIBLE
DEVICES
THURSDAY. FEB 27
7:00
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Veterans' Memorial
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Adolph Coors Company announced
that applications will be available begin-
ning March 3 for the 1986 Coors Veterans'
Memorial Scholarship Fund which pro-
vides more than $.S{)(),()(X) to the sons
and daughters of American veterans.
For the second year, Coors and Coors
distributors will award a minimum of KK)
scholarships, with a maximum value of
$5,(KX) each, to eligible students who
successfully have completed their fresh-
man year of college. The scholarships
will allow students to complete the final
three years of undergraduate studies.
"The program was designed to salute
American veterans and express our com-
pany's appreciation for their sacrifices. "
said Peter Coors, Brewing Division presi-
dent "The response to our 198.S pro-
gram was overwhelming. We received
applications from college students all
across the United States"
In 1985, Coors awarded 114 scholar-
ships totaling $501, (KK) to applicants in
49 states and Puerto Rico. In addition.
Coors distributors raised an additional
$254. (KK) through canister collections
and special promotions to award local
scholarships and support veterans organ-
izations in their communities.
To be eiigjble for consideration, ap-
plicants must have completed at least
one year of college, have a cumulative
grade-point average of at least 2.75 on a
4.0 scale an:! be under 22 years of age
as of July 1. 1986. Applicants must be
dependents of honorably discharged
American service personnel or depen-
dents of American service personnel
killed in action, missing in action or died
in the line of duty. There is no restriction
on when the serviceperson was in the
armed forces. The student may reside
anywhere worldwide, but must be en-
rolled full time in an accredited four-year
institution of higher education in the
United States.
Applications can be obtained from
local Coors distributors or participating
veterans organizations, by writing Coors
Veterans' Memorial Scholarship Fund.
P.O Box 7529. Wheeling, IL 60090. or
by calling toll-free l-8(K)-49COORS,
Deadline for completed applications and
materials is July 1. 1986.
Coors, the nation's fifth largest brewer,
has a long history of commitment to.
America's military veterans and their
families. Veterans comprise approxi-
mately one-third of Coors' 9,600-em-
ployee workforce. The company was
named the 1985 Employer of the Year
by the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Colo-
rado Employer of the Year by the Ameri-
can Legion for 1981 through 1985. and
the 1983 National Large Employer of the
Year by the Disabled American Veterans.
Coors also received an award of recogni-
tion from the Veterans of Foreign Wars
in 1985 for the Coors Veterans' Memorial
Scholarship Fund.
STAFF
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Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor . John E. Litzke
Photography; Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Tom Await, Bruce Bailey.
Jamie Beck, Melina Cosentino.
Judy Henry. Bill Rein,
Wendy L. Unger. Ann Whitesell.
Scott Zeitt
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Photographers MelanieO'Neil.
Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry. Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville. Dr. Ziemer
"See news in the making,
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• IN BOXING: Livingstone Bramble
crushes Philadelphian Tyrone Crawley
to retain lightweight championship.
Mike Weaver knocked out 'The Truth'
Williams and 18-year-old Mike Tyson
knocked out Mr. Ferguson in a heavy-
weight bout.
• Sixers fall to Milwaukee 111-106 and
fall 8V2 behind division leading Boston.
Knicks 24 V2 out
• Phils avoid arbitration; sign Wilson,
Hayes. Mets sign Cy Young award-
winner Dwight Gooden to a one-year
contract.
• Flyers 10 points up on second place
Washington .
f Philadelphia Public Catholic basketball
' season winding down. Favorites in
F^ublic league: ■':'.['
■ ■ OIney 11-1 University City 10- 1
Southern
11-0
11-1
9-6
Kensington 10-1
Gratz ' 110
f-avorites in Catholic league:
Dougherty 113 Roman
North 114 Judge
l-aSalle 10-4
Major leagues prepare for 1986 base
ball season. Phils. Mets. Yankees. Ori-
oles. Pirates all head for spriiig training
this week
The Tahor Triangle
Bermuda triangle?
As compared to the
SNOWBALL
by John Litzke
Snow means football to the young
men of Jabor. So when school was closed
two Tuesdays due to that wonderful
snowstorm and a four-inch coating of
snow had fallen on Mile Deep Field on
the Tabor campus, these (above) gladia-
tors donned about 12 layers of clothing
and had a smashingly fun time.
Fiorello hikes hall as Yarrish goes in motion
Meanwhile. Tabor sets to converge.
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Intramural Standings
TUESDAVS (FEB. 11) RESULTS
GET FLAT CREW 65
FAT BOYS 44
Get Flat Crew cruises to non-league
victory as Paul Sterling deflates Fat Boys
with 34 Kevin Stanton, Eric Chard and
Matt Wheaton had 12, 11, 10 re^jectively.
G.FC. F.B.
Sterling 34 Wheaton 10
Townsell 11 Stanton 12
Hoffner Chard 11
Canale 2 Clancy 4
Hower 10 Krepa 7
Dallmer 4 Baker
Hannichick
Zellers 4
Officials: Parker, Keich
Get Flat Crew's Paul Sterling jams during their
victor]^ over Fat Bo\^s
DOUBLE STUFF 65
BOYS OF SUMMER 56
Double Stuff (3-1) were led by James
Parker with a game high 19 and Dave
"KiKi" Keich with 18. Rick Dietrick, Rob
Benner. George Myers and Dan Coutts
had 14. 13. 12. 11 respectively for Boys
of Summer (1-2).
D.S. BOS.
Nolan , Benner 13
Rothmaller 8 ' Myers 12
Keich 18 Theivon 5
Parker 19 Dietrick 14
Ellison 8 Kopas 1
Cissee 10 Coutts 11
Zehdt 2
Double Stuff's Rothmaller hits the lay in as
Benner and Miners of Boys of Summer look on
DOMINATION 47
JACKHAMMERS 45
Domination (2-1) received 14 points
each from Dan Porter and Sean Smith as
they edged out the Jackhammers (1-2)
who were paced by Paul Winski with 12.
Mike Williams hit a shot with no time
remaining.
D J.
Porter 14 Fredrickson 6
Williams 12 . Trump 2
Novak 5 Schmidt 8
Flukey 2 Davis 7
Clapp Wyatt 1
Smith 14 Winski 12
Oborne
Lutz 9
Officials: Boor^e. Simor}onis
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 77
ORBITALS 56
Clay Butterworth and John Sukeena
had 18 apiece while Rod Kwaitkowski
bucketted 17 and Paul Leinbach 15 as
Bambino Magicians (3-0) tricked the Or-
bitals (0-4). Orbitals paced by Bruce
Sweda's 28 and Joe Harby's 18.
B.M.
0.
Leinbach 15
Charette 2
Wright 8
Sweda 28
Sukeena 18
Harby 18
Kwaitkowski 17
Lugar 2
Butterworth 18
Mulligan 1
Official: Protsko
IRON CURTAIN 54
SOCCER PLAYERS 31
Mark Bauzon and Rod Swineford tal-
lied 14 each as first place iron Curtains
(4-0) kicked Soccer Players (2-2).
I.e.
S.P.
Bauzon 1 1
Donnelly
Mazzola 10
Saul 2
Simononis 3
Charles 2
Protsko 10 , .
Doherty
Veprek
Rothenheber 8
Swineford 14
Hennessey 7
Stella 2
Mundt 6
Boyle 4
Pyatt 6
Rothenheber hits the jumper as Ed Hennessy
looks on. Iron Curtain won contest over Soccer
Placers 54-31.
Overtime Tie
Highlights Week 5
THURSDAY'S (FEB. 13) RESULTS
GET FLAT CREW 74
IRON CURTAIN 74
In a spectacular overtime tie. Iron Cur-
tain placed four of five players in double
figures while Ducky Boy hit for 36. Ster-
ling 16 and Hoffner 12 for the Crew.
G.FC. I.e.
Hoffner 12 . Boyle 16
Hower 2 Protsko 16
Hannichick 2 Swineford 18
Dallmer 6 Bauzon 18
Townsell 36 Simononis 6
Sterling 16
Officials: Cherry, Parker
Eric Protsko pops the jumper in the lane as
Townsell. Simononis hok on.
BOYS OF SUMMER 40
ORBITALS 36
Boys of Summer (2-2) gave Orbitals
(0-5) their fifth straight loss. Rick Dietrick
led B.O.S. with 14 with Bill Bail hitting
10. Bruce Sweda led the Orbitals with
20.
BOS. O.
Benner Lugar 6
Theivon 2 Charette 4
Dietrick
Myers
Kopus
Coutts
Bail
Brennon
14
8
6
10
Mulligan
Harby
Clapp
Sweda
2
4
20
Officials: Protsko, Bo\}le
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 62
JACKHAMMERS 57
Steele Stevens' 15 and Paul Leinbach's
13 paced the Magicians (4-0) to keep
them unbeaten. Jackhammers fell to
(1-3) but were led by Wyatt who led all
scorers with 21.
B.M. J.
Sukeena 8 Lutz 11
Kwaitkowski 4 Oborne 12
Leinbach 13 Wyatt 21
Butterworth 10 Winski 7
Stevens 15 Lynch 6
Vinitski 6 Gant
Wright 6
Officials: Ford, Boyle
DOUBLE STUFF 77
SOCCER PLAYERS 57
Double Stuff (4-1) doubled the Soccer
Players (2-3) behind Dan^yl Ellison's 19,
Steve "Taz" Cissel's 17, James Parker's
15 and Roy Schilling's 14. Leading the
way for Soccer Players was Kevin Doherty
with 12 and Gerry Saul with 11.
DS S.P.
Keich 8 -* Hennessey 6
Schilling 14 Mundt 10
Cissel 17 V Saul 11
Zendt 4 Doherty 12
Parker ,rl5 . Charles
Ellison : :'^ . Rothenheber2
Kisluk 2
Pyatt 8
Brian D. 6
Officials: Ford, Boyle
Forward Fred Mundt hits for 2 of his 1 points
during 77 57 loss to Double Stuff.
DOMINATION 60
FAT BOYS 43
Sean Smith and Dan Porter poured in
20 each as Domination (3-1) pounded
the Fat Boys (1-2). Fat Boys were led by
Kevin Stanton with 18.
D. F.B.
Porter 20 Wheaton 12
Smith 20 Judd
Flukey 2 Stanton 18
Williams 4 Clancy 9
Davis 8 Chard 4
Mark 6
Official: Parker
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
STANDINGS AS OF FEB. 13:
W L
IRON CURTAIN 4
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 4
DOUBLE STUFF 4 1
DOMINATION 3 1
BOYS OF SUMMER 2 2
SOCCER PLAYERS 2 3
FAT BOYS 1 2
JACKHAMMERS 1 3
ORBITALS 5
Wrestlers Finish '85-'86
at 12-2;
Loolc Towards Finals
by John Litzke
DVC vs. MORAVIAN
118 Rich Williams conquered Pat
Brady 11-1
126 Steve Canale decisioned Dave
Stoyer 14-8
134 Keith Blessing thrashed James
Yost 12-4
142 Shaun Smith got by Mike Krum-
pholz 26-11
150 Tracy Snyder topped John
Patrignani 13-4
DVC was shutting out Moravian 21-0
but that would change.
158 Drew Brophey was beaten by Jon
; Honsell8-3
167 Jay Bennett was pinned by Rich
Brendel at 1:53 of the 2nd period
177 Tom Long was decisioned by
Tom Tessitore 17-4
IW Rob Wiley was pinned by Mark
Minotti at 2:35 of the 1st period
Hwt John Mazzola was pinned by Alex
Wilson at 1:30 of the 3rd period
DVC was shutting out the Greyhounds
at the halfway point but Moravian . show-
ing some strength, would shut out DVC
in the second half of the match winning,
going away 26-21 to hand DVC only
their second loss of the season.
DVC vs. MUHLENBERG ,
118 Rich Williams won by forfeit '
126 Steve Canale won by forfeit
134 Keith Blessing won by forfeit
142 Shaun Smith won by forfeit
150 Tracy Snyder won by forfeit
158 Drew Brophey pounded Scott
Schlenker 12-2 :^ .
167 Rob Wiley pinned Garrett Waller
at 4:56 of the 2nd period
177 Dan Monaghan outlasted Al
Flower 11-6
190 Tom Long won by forfeit -
Hwt John Mazzola pinned Brian Gaita
at 1:36 of the 1st period
DVC had quite an easy time defeating
the severely depleted Mules by a score of
55-0.
DVC vs. ELIZABETHTOWN
1 18 Rich Williams shutout Jeff Forrer
11-0
126 Steve Canale pinned Tim Gerber
at 6:07 of the match
134 Keith Blessing squeaked past Dino
Delviscio 3-0
142 Shaun Smith mastered Todd Mar-
tin winning decisively 17-2
150 Tracy Snyder pinned Tom DiPas-
quale at 2:12 of the 1st period
At this point, DVC was having their
way with E-town shutting them down
25-0
158 Jay Bennett won big over Dan
Scariaciottoli 24-11
167 Drew Brophey decisioned Jeff
Haupt 6-3
177 Tom Long won by forfeit
190 Drew Clymer won by forfeit
Hwt Chuck Heiber pinned Chris
Zeigler at 2:08 of the 1st period
DVC won their 1 1th match cruising to
|( 51-0 blanking of Elizabethtown.
DVC vs. WESTERN MARYLAND
1 18 Rich Williams pinned Chris
; * > Paolone at 2:32 of the 1st period
126 Steve Canale pinned Duane
Powell in the 2nd period
134 Keith Blessing crushed John Bovit
15-1
142 Shaun Smith dominated Dan
Lagrua 19-3
150 Tracy Snyder pinned Tom Reich
at 1:13 of the 1st period
At the midway point, DVC was tyran-
nizing Western Maryland 29-0.
158 Jay Bennett decisioned Tom
Hulsey 9-5
167 Drew Brophey beat Jamie O'Neil
by default
177 Rob Wiley was decisioned by
Mike Martinovich 19-4
190 Dan Monaghan was pinned by Ed
Singer at 3:42 of the 2nd period
Hwt Chuck Heiber overpowered Steve
Rineberg 16-3
DVC won its final match of the season
finishing 12-2 with a 43-12 victory over
Western Maryland.
Instructional Equipment
Grants Program
An Allegheny County lawmaker this
week introduced House Bill 2163 which
would appropriate more than $22 million
In the 1986-87 state budget to extend
and expand the Instructional Equipment
Grants Program for colleges and univer-
sities in Pennsylvania.
State Representative Ron Cowell, D-
Wilkins Twp., explained the 1985-86
general fund budget contained a "first-
time" appropriation of $16.5 million to
be distributed to public and private col-
leges and universities throughout the
state to help offset budget limitations
which prevent the purchase of new in-
structional equipment.
Cowell, chairman of the House sub-
committee on Higher Education, said
testimony by representatives from public
and private institutions at a recent public
hearing conducted by the committee poi-
gnantly expressed the need to eliminate
antiquated instructional equipment from
Commonwealth schools and continue to
channel state appropriations to achieve
that goal.
"We also heard the clear message that
a one-time investment of $16.5 million,
while very imjxjrtant, does not solve the
problem," Cowell said of the testimony.
"I believe the legislature should once
again approve a special appropriation for
Higher Education instructional equip-
ment in the 1986-87 state budget which
will be approved later this year."
Further stressing the importance of
new and more advanced equipment in
Pennsylvania schools. Cowell said. "The
absence of modern equipment in our
classrooms and school laboratories
means that many students are not taught
with or made familiar with the kind of
equipment they will be expected to use
when they enter into employment . . .
and Pennsylvania businesses suffer
because of an inadequately prepared
work force and subsequent training
costs."
Cowell has recommended that Com-
munity Colleges be eligible for grants this
year noting they were removed from the
program's final draft last year. He has
also included graduate students in the
formula for distributing the $22.2 million
allocation.
"This investment, which will reflect the
increasing commitment of state govern-
ment resources to our higher education
programs, will also represent further
recognition of the important links which
exist between education programs and
the climate for business and economic
development in our state," he said.
Forward Mark Spotts shoots for a deuce in a
past contest vs. Kings.
Warriors Upend DVC
by John Litzke
The short-handed men's basketball
team traveled to Lycoming on February
12 in an attempt to tumble an MAC
giant. But the Warriors wouldn't fall on
this particular night as Lycoming received
14 points from senior forward and cap-
tain Ed Langer and 14 out of junior guard
Ron Heiler and cruised to a 61-42 triumph
over DVC.
Coach Werkiser had access to only
seven players due to a mishap prior to
leaving for Lycoming and in the first half
did a masterful job with what he had as
DVC was down by the meager margin of
26-19 at the half. DVC played a slow-up
offense where much of the 45-second
clock is run down and a shot is taken
with only seconds remaining on the shot
clock. Starting guards Keith Gant and
Eric Ford engineered this offense with
forwards Joe Westerfer. Joe Butts and
James Dudley helping out considerably
on the offensive boards. Center- forward
James Dudley led DVC at the half with
six rebounds including three oii of the of-
fensive boards to help keep offensive
drives going by resetting the shot clock.
Keith Gant and Joe Butts also helped out
in this respect as they each had four key
offensive rebounds. This four-corners
type of offense worked for only one half
however, as Lycoming became more ag-
gressive in the second half outscoring
DVC 35-23 enroute to their 61-42 victory.
Leading the way for DVC were Joe
Westerfer and Joe Butts with 12 and
Keith Gant with eight. As a team. DVC
was 19 of 68 from the field and four of
seven from the line for 42 points.
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DVC Falls to Rangers
66-60 in Season Finale
by John Litzke
The season has come to a close. Us
beginning seems like yesterday. I can still
remember coming to the Big Brothers
Tournament final vs. Spring Garden late
and how fast I ran to the gym in order to
get there on time. But it's over.
An end-of-the-season victory at Drew
would take some of the bitterness out of
this sour season and 10:00 into the
game, victory looked to be on the hori-
zon. DVC was up by a 19-9 mark with
10:30 left in the first half fueled by 10
points from Dwight Weldon and seven
from Eric Ford.
The lead would diminish as Drew,
behind guards Dan Moylan (13 first half
points) and Mackey Pendergrast (six
points) , tied it at 7:53 of the first half and
took the lead 23-21 at 6:30. The half
would end with Drew ahead 34-27.
In a seesaw second half, DVC would
see the lead one more time. 54-52 at
6:10. Drew battled back and took a
60-56 advantage going into the final two
minutes of the game and would hold on
for a 66-60 victory
Leading the way for DVC was Dwight
Weldon with 24 while Keith Gant pitched
in with 13. As a team, DVC hit 28 field
goals and four of eight from the line.
Drew's top scorers included senior
Dan Moylan with 20, Mackey Pender-
grast with 12 and Joe Novak with 10.
DVC finished the 1985-86 season at
4-20 and 2 12 in the MAC but their
record this season is no indication of their
ability. This team lost many close games
including three overtime losses and at
slew of games which were lost by eight
points or less. There were times this sea-
son when our team had powers like Eliz^
abethtown and Lycoming shaking inr
their sneaks and we even defeated MAG
tournament contender Ursinus. If this
team sticks together they have the talent
to be an MAC power in the years to
come. -^
BLAST FROM THE PASt
If you think the dorm policy is bad
now, look at the open door policy froni
the 1974-75 handbook below.
The Open Door Policy allowing women
to visit men's dormitory rooms and men
to visit women's dormitory rooms has
been established with the following
provisions:
A. Open Door Policy means that doorl
must remain open.
B. The Open Door Policy is in effect
during the following hours:
Mon.-Thurs. — 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Fri. — 4 p.m. to 12 Midnight
Sat. — 12 Noon to 1 a.m.
Sun. - 12 Noon to 12 Midnight
C. Visitors must register in the dormitory
before entering a student's room sign-
ing their full name, the name of the
student they are visiting and the time
they entered the dormitory. Upon
leaving, visitors must sign out stating
the time they left the dormitory.
D. Women are permitted in the lounges
and TV rooms of the men's dormito-
ries during the following hours:
Mon.-Fri. — 8 a.m. to 12 Midnight
Sat. — 8 a.m. to 1 a.m.
Sun. — 8 a.m. to 12 Midnight
Male students will be permitted in the
New Dorm lounge and TV room dur-
ing the same hours.
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Friday. February 28. 1986
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DVC To Sponsor
Alcohol Awareness Week
by Joe Ferry
Recognizing the importance of educat-
ing students to the dangers of alcohol
abuse. DVC will hold "Alcohol Aware-
ness Week" beginning Monday. March
3.
The program is being presented by the
Residence Life Office, the college's chap-
ter of Students Against Drunk Driving
(SADD) and the Bucks County Council
on Alcoholism. Inc.
Alcohol Awareness Week will begin
on Monday when District Justice Ken
Nonneman from Horsham Township
will discuss "The Legal Process: You and
the Judge" from 8-9 p.m. in the Student
Center APR. Mr. Nonneman will point
out various aspects in the legal process
involving a driving-while-intoxicated-
arrest. A short question and answer
fjeriod will follow his presentation.
Tuesday night's guest speaker will be
Hike Green, from 7:30-8:30 p.m.. also
in the APR. Mr. Green will deliver a talk
about "Alcohol in Excess." A visitor to
our campus twice before, he originated
the concept of Caesar's Pub. a non-
CAREER DAY
by Rosemary Kluth
Career Day this year was a success
Many seniors and underclassmen came
out to take advantage of career oppor-
tunities in full dress. The day gave
students the chance to learn what kind of
jobs are available in their fields. I recom-
mend that all students turn out for Career
Day; it is a chance to try to figure out
what you would like to do after college. I
want to thank the organizers of Career
Day. It was a great experience for those
who attended.
alcoholic nightspot on campus that has
been quite popular. He is a former foot-
ball All-American and college coach
whose honesty and emotional appeal
make him one of the most sought-after
speakers in the Philadelphia metropoli-
tan area.
Mr. Green has started his own Drug
and Alcohol Educational Consulting firm
to reach as many high school and college
students as possible. His efforts are sup-
ported by the Pepsi Cola Bottling Com-
. Jpany, which will provide free refrcsh-
fnents following the presentation.
: Wednesday's main event will be the
serving of "Mocktails" during dinner in
the college's dining hall. Members of
$ADD will present non-alcoholic cock-
iails to their fellow students during din-
ger. Recipes for the non-alcoholic bever-
liges will be provided.
A Drinking and Driving Demonstra-
tion will be presented Thursday at 8 p.m.
In the Student Center Coffeehouse. Six
college representatives will consume
alcoholic beverages in specified amounts
(based upon State Police assessments of
body weight) in a relaxed setting for one
hour. Participants will then spend the
next hour without drinking to allow the
alcohol to be fully absorbed into the
body. During the hour, two State Police-
men will monitor blood alcohol levels in
the participants by using the breathalizer
method, handwriting comparisons and
coordination tests. During the entire pro-
cess the police will answer questions, ad-
dress legal issues and distribute literature
on drinking and the law.
Following the demonstration, a special
Caesar's Pub, to which students from
surrounding colleges and universities will
be invited, will be held.
Through the entire week, six different
movies dealing with alcohol abuse will be
shown between 11:30 a.m. and 1 p.m.
in the Student Center Snack Bar.
A-DAY PATRONS
To be an A-Day Patron, write your
name as you would like it to appear in
the program in the space below.
Then send with check for $2 to Ed
Wengryn. P.O. Box 549. DVC. Doy-
lestown. PA 18901. Make checks
payable to: DVC A-Day Committee.
Thanks for yoiir support!
PEOPLE NEEDED TO GET IN-
VOLVED IN A-DAY. Next meet-
ing Is March 3rd, 6:15 p.m. In the
Music Room.
The "Bird Cage" is Gone!
The Allman building is currently being
fransformed! For the upper classmen
who have had classes in the large lecture
hall in the Allman building, "the bird
cage." you will no longer recognize it.
The old large lecture hall is now three
nice-sized classrooms. The large win-
dows have been made smaller and a
drop ceiling is being installed.
The old "bird cage" lecture hall got its
name from the fact that at one time birds
built nests under the overhangs. These
birds were able to get inside and were
known to fly around during classes!
Certainly we will fniss this old room
but those returning next year have some-
thing to look forward to. With the reno-
vation of the building and the addition of
three new classrooms, the shortage of
classrooms should be solved. No lotiger
will classes be needed to be held in' the
Coffeehouse and Music Rooms.
At one time it was believed that the
Allman building would house the Com-
puter Center. This was looked into but
the cost to get the Allman building ready
for such a proposal was prohibitive. So
the computers will stay in the Ag base-
ment and we will look forward to three
much needed classrooms.
Some things never change "Cornucopia 79. "
WDVC Registered
A Success
On Saturday. February 22nd. WDVC,
the school's radio station, 640 on the AM
dial, hosted a registered party. As a
quick summation, the beer was good; it
at least lasted all night. The music was
great, everyone danced, at least Gwen
and Nancy did . The crowd was well be-
haved (little John didn't have to bounce
anyone). The only problem was an idiot
who ripped the hand dryer off the men's
room wa^. The radio station also had a
raffle open to p)eople who bought an
album to donate to "the cause." Joe
Lombardi was the winner of the $16.40:
congratulations, Joe. All and all the
party was great and everyone had a
good time.
DVC CHORALE IN
"THE BIG APPLE"
On Sunday, February 23rd, the DVC
Chorale traveled to New York City and
St. Thomas Church to listen to the male
choir of the St. Thomas Episcopal
Church. Arriving at 10:30 a.m., the ten
members of the group were in time to
listen to a magnificent choir perform in a
surrounding which was almost acousti-
cally perfect. After the service, the group
was given a tour of the church, including
an interesting review of the heritage of
the church.
Following the tour, the group went on
a walking tour of the city, including lunch
at the Rockefeller Center. The group
also took in the sights of the Julliard
School of Music as well as the Lincoln
Center. After having much fun. they
returned to DVC that night.
R.A.M,S. Project Success
(Recruiting Aggies
Mid-Semester Search)
Congratulations to all the students
who participated in the third mid-semester
recruitment. We were much encouraged
by the number of student recruiters who
volunteered for this project. Your coop-
eration and enthusiasm reveal the true
"Aggie Spirit."
We hope that you will continue to sup-
port the project and we look for increased
student participation. Thank you again!
7776 Adrr^issions Staff
This Week on
Campus
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TOUR GUIDES
URGENTLY NEEDED
Picture 800 three-, four-, five- and six-
year-olds eagerly pouring from big, yel-
low school buses onto the DVC campus,
ready for the smiling, knowledgeable
coHege students who will show them the
sights.
Now, picture these 800 youngsters
MINUS the smiling tour guides.
Into this vision of chaos and disap-
pointment, please insert YOURSELF.
YOUR FRIENDS and CLASSMATES,
<ioing something worthwhile for DVC
Jand the community.
Come to the Public Information Office
and sign up to show off your school to
groups of enthusiastic, responsive chil-
dren. Tours run for about an hour, four
<lays a week in late March, April and the
first week in May. We especially need
your help Monday. 10-11 a.m.
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
What is the role of a student leader? Is
it a position of authority or is it merely an
excuse for popularity? To my knowledge,
recent student leaders have been slack-
ing off in the responsibilities. Is this
because they have too many activities, or
because they don't know what to do?
They seem more interested in running
for the office and winning than in their
<dass. It is crystal clear that these officers
are taking advantage of their positions.
Also, it is not fair to the other leaders
who are constantly covering their fellow
leader's mistakes. The classes should be
advised as to whom they elect to offices.
Now, we are stuck with certain inefficient
student leaders. Until the time comes
when we can replace this deadweight,
we must grin and bear it.
Sincereli/,
Melina Cosentino
Class Treasurer '89
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On Friday, February 21st, two men
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volved few words, much movement and
plenty of humor.
A good size crowd was there to see
this original drama interpretation.
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CONTEST RULES
• All entries must be black and white
on 8V2'' X 11 " paper. (Photocopies
preferred, you keep original.)
• The dates of A-Day (April 26th and
27th, 1986) must be included.
• All majors must be represented and
the words "A-Day" should be there
also.
• Do not put your name on the front
of the artwork.
• All entries are due by March 17th
by 6:15 p.m. to Sue Nord, Berk.
106 or Box 382. They will be voted
on that night.
• There is a $50.00 reward for the
winning entry.
Personals
Carole (with an e) are your feet really
ticklish?
To Mark, Rosey, Mike K., Mike G. and •
Jo Anne — Thanks for all the help with
the WDVC party. - Capt. Fio
IDONT REMEMBER, RIGHT JOHNf
Chris — Scillians are fine!
Hey Jamie — Grin and bear it. I still love
you. Invest in Brillo Pads, the stock is
sure to rise.
Gregg H. — You are warned.
John E. — Now you know why you call
me Tiger. ^
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Concours 1986. The contest is open to
all college and university students desir-
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Deadline: MARCH 31.
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her verse.
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unpublished.
3. All entries must be typed, double-
spaced, on one side of the page only.
Each poem must be on a separate
sheet and must bear, in the upF>er left-
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4. There are no restrictions on form or
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PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MARCH 3
Monday, March 3
MOON/RICKERT NURSERY
Juniors, Sophomores and Seniors
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Tuesday, March 4
PEACE CORPS
Individual one-hour interviews
9 a.m. -4 p.m.
SOUTHERN STATES
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
US MARINE CORPS
Dining Hall 10:45 a.m.- 12:45 p.m.
Wednesday, March 5
MERCK SHARP & DOHME
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"De/ Vol's home owoy from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 •DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
, $1 off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED.-NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ ploys Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys rriusic
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
An Explanation
by Bruce D. Bailey
Someone out there needs an explana*
tion or apology. OK here goes. The rea-
son I was going to charge $1.00 for
movies was to try to raise more money to
bring more movies to DVC next year. I
was not aware that this was one reason
why the S.G. fee was raised. I'm sorry.
The movies will continue to be free. Next
year I will try to bring some good ones
again. Now, instead of writing negatively
to me about movies, how about putting a
positive suggestion in for movies to have
here: Rocki), /?oc/cy Horror, Terminator,
Terms of Er\dearment? What do yott
want to see? Write to Box 4(^.
///■
MASK'
IS SUPERB
ff
-Gene Siskel, "AT THE MOVIES"
Sometimes the most unlikely people
become heroes
PG-13
A UNIVERSAL PiaURE
MOVIE PREVIEW:
Mask
by Bruce D. Bailey
' ■■: John, I hope this meets your satisfeK;-
tion! OK folks, after coming back from
spring break, why no? come and see
Mask. Mask is the st(xy of Rocky Dennis,
(Eric Sholtz), an otherwise normal teen-
age boy suffering from a physical dis-
order which leaves him with an enlarged
skull. Cher portrays his self-destructive
but very loving mother, Rusty Dennis,
who always encourages Rocky to go for
his goals and dreams and not be bothered
by people in a shallow world who somt*
times don't look beyond the surface.
Sam Elliott plays Gar, Rusty's tough but
very understanding biker boyfriend .
This is perhaps Cher's best perfor-
mance ever. Eric Sholtz portrayal of
Rocky Dennis is sensational. This movie
defines love and makes you thankful to
be alive! Not to mention appreciate it!
March 18 at 9 p.m. in the APR. FRES
AGGIE SCOPE
The DVC Student Horoscope
For The Week Of
Februaty 28 - March 7
Aries (3/21-4/19) - Look for the
pressure to be on all week. Hang in
there, it will all get done. Monday things
build slowly. Wednesday chaos rules.
Week's end brings about many surprises.
Take a well-deserved spring break.
Taurus (4/20-5/20) - Those around
you really care, just let problems be and
speak your mind. Early week old fears
resurface, talk it out. Mid-week ease up
time is not one of your concerns. Week-
end time for R&R.
Gemini (5/21-6/20) - You've got a
goal in sight, time to reach for it. Early
week tie up loose ends. Mid-week keep
your perspective straight, you're not on
break yet. Weekend let someone special
see the real you.
Cancer (6/21-7/22) - Under the gun
is not where you want to be now, avoid
sticky situations. Early week think before
you act, don't react. The weekend will
cure a dose of mid-week spring fever.
Leo (7/23-8/22) - Put on that Leo
charm, it's time for the lion to roar. Early
week put your best foot forward. Mid-
week take a look at life (no matter how
small a look), by the weekend it will
benefit you.
Virgo (8/23-9/22) - Put aside petty
indifferences, you have been overlook-
ing an asset for too long. Early week start
new projccte. Mid-week give an okJ friend
some reassurance. Week's end brings
pleasant surprises.
Libra (9/23- 10/23) - Fun times begin
early for some of you, just don't get car-
ried away. Monday spend spare time
wisely. Mid-week keep your eyes and
ears open, someone may come your
way. Weekend enjoy the time off.
Scorpio (10/24-11/22) - Problems
are few and far apart but they can't be ig-
nored. Face them head on one at a time.
Early week be understanding. Mid-week
take a good look at future plans. Week-
end take off and have a good time.
Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) - A
happy-go-lucky feeling takes over, go
with the flow. Early week spend time on
an old project. Mid-week try something
new, it may be worth the effort. For the
weekend drive carefully.
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) - Spring
break is just around the corner, don't
start it too soon there is still studying to be
done. Early week hard work pays off.
Mid-week pace yourself. Weekend just
desserts are on order.
Aquarius (1/20-2/19) - This first
weekend brings a special surprise. Early
week be inventive with your problems.
Mid-week start a new program of health.
Weekend party hearty.
Pisces (2/20-3/20) - Life is moving
smooth as your sign is control. Early
week let the world watch out, don't be
pushed around. Mid-week listen to ad-
vice of a close friend. Week's end keep
your cool when you get some disap-
pointing news.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• *1 North Carolina drops second loss in
a row falling to N.C. State over the
weekend.
• Results of the MAC Wrestling
Championships:
Lycoming 112.50 Elizabethtown 36.25
DVC 110.75 Kings 27
Moravian 105 Swarthmore 25
: Ursinus 58.75 Muhlenberg 22 25
L. Valley 58.25 Widener 18
Susquehanna 51.25 Messiah 17.5
: W.Maryland 49.50 Haverford 13.5
J.Hopkins 46.75 Upsala 5.75
■ Scranton 46.25 Albright - 3.,
Gettysburg 43 Juniata 2.5
• Greenwood High School in Perry
County, Pa. snapped an 89-game los-
ing streak with a 49-48 victory over
Upper Dauphin High School. Green-
wood is the losing-est high school var-
sity basketball team in Pennsylvania,
• Springfield captures wrestling crown in
Section VI with 176V2 points while
Sun Valley 149 and Ridley finished
second and third. - ' .
In Section II, Quakertown ccfptured
• first with 182V2 points while rounding
out this section it was:
CB. West 138 Pcnnridge 46V2
.■ North Pcnn 122 U Perkiomen ISVz
CB. East 80 UnsdaleCath. IIV2
Hatboro-H 52
"^ In men's high school Swimming
Championships it was:
■ North Penn 162 U. Perkiomen 23
Methacton 148 Norristown 22
Conestoga 144 Bensalem 21
M Newtown 105.5 C B East 20
Downington 104 Perkiomen V. 17
Upper Dublin 65 Haverford 16
Pennsbury 63 5 Ridley 16
Wissahickon 47 Coatesvillc 8
Upper Moreland 41 Hatboro- Horsham 8
Council Rock 36 Abington 6
William Tennent 36 Strath Haven 1
• In women's high school Swimming
Championships it was:
CB East 124 Upper Dublin 23
North Penn 124 Upper Moreland 21
Conestoga 112 Methacton 17
M Newtown 107 Coatesville 15
Radnor 87 Penncrest 9
Downingtown 86 Norristown 8
Pennsbury 74 Bensalem 7
Abington 64 Interboro 7
William Tennent 42 Phocnixville 7
Council Rock 41 Lower Merion 6
Wissahickon 35 Hatboro- Horsham 4
Boyertown 29 Arch Kennedy 3
CB. West 29 Bishop Shanahan 3
West Chester E 29 Owen J. Roberts 3
Sun Valley 28
• Sixers fall in overtime to L.A. Lakers
117-111. Sixers fall eight games in
back of Boston while L.A. remains
steadfast in first place 14 games in
front of Portland. Milwaukee on top in
Central Division by six-and-a-half over
Atlanta and Detroit. Houston leading
Denver by three and Dallas by six in
the Midwest.
• St. Joseph's clinches Atlantic 10 Title
and Big 5 Title with win over Rutgers
on Saturday. And with the win over
St. Jcwcph's Thursday. LaSalle clinched
the Metro Atlantic Athletic Conference.
Philadelphia Public League Basketball
hits the record books this past week:
6-2 scoring machine Reggie Isaac from
John Bartram High School shot 33 of
69 and 18 of 22 from the line to give
him 84 points. That's right, 84 points
in one game as Bartram humbled
Bodine 99-69. Isaac fell six points
short of tying Wilt Chamberlain's mark
of 90 when Wilt played at Overbrook
back in 1955.
On the last day of the Public League
season, five players including Reggie
Isaac hit for 40 points or more, others
were Monte Ross 40, Bodine; Ellis
McKennie 49, Washington; Lionel
Simmons 46, South Philly; Brian
Shorter 45, Simon Gratz.
OIney High School's season went
down the drain. After going 12-1 in
the regular season, forward Steve
Greenwood was declared ineligible
and OIney's 12 victories were declared
forfeits and OIney's hopes for a cham-
pionship were gone.
Public League Playoff Schedule goes
this way: Tues., Feb. 25 — Central at
W. Philly, Dobbins at Kensington,
Frankford at University City. Bok at
King, Parkway at Southern, Northeast
at Mastbaum, Bartram at Gratz, Frank-
lin at OIney. Quarterfinals: Feb. 27
at home court of higher placed teams.
Semifinals: March 4 at Penn and
Southern. Final: March 9 at Temple's
McGonigle Hall.
Cleveland Cavaliers forward Edgar
Jones contending he wasn't impressed
by the performance of the San Diego
Chicken at a recent game. "1 think we
should find some grease, cut him up
and have a feast."
William Reed, a sophomore at Central
High School in Philadelphia, set na-
tional high school records for 400
meters and 440 yards Saturday at the
Tenier Classic at Boston University.
Reed was clocked at 46.84 in 400 and
47.14 in 440.
Final Call "Spring Track
Coach Dick Acker invites all candi-
dates to report for practice the week of
February 24th. This is the final call for
the spring squad. Both experienced track
competitors and newcomers are invited
for both the men's and women's teams.
Equipment will be issued February
24th and physical exams will be held
Wednesday evening, February 26th.
This year's Aggies will field a strong
team of experienced track and field
athletes which will be a contender for
Middle Atlantic Conference honors.
Candidates should report at 4: 15 p.m.
to the small gym.
Lady Aggies End Season
On Positive Note
by John Litzke
The Women's Basketball team ended
their regular season on a positive note
going 2-1 in their final three, defeating
Drew and Cedar Crest and losing a
tough one to FDU. It was a successful
season for the Lady Aggies but there
were higher expectations. "I had higher
expectations for this team but we finished
a very respectable 10-13," said Coach
Gary Pento. "We lost a lot of close
games, to Kings, Cabrini and Albright,
we should've won."
There were a few note-worthy perfor-
mances in '85- '86 as well. "Doris' (Mc-
Neill) scoring was a big lift and Trish's
(Dollarton) work inside was an added
plus," concluded Pento.
The '86- '87 Lady Aggies are looking
for some height for next season; but
before we look ahead to next season,
congratulations are due on a fine job in
'85-'86.
Intramural Basketball
TUESDAVS (FEB. 18) RESULTS
IRON CURTAIN 53
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 47
First place and second place clashed in
an excellent game. Iron Curtain (5-0)
prevailed and remained undefeated get-
ting 15 from Eric Protsko and 12 from
Mark Bauzon, Second place Bambino
Magicians (4-1) were paced by Paul
Leinbach with 12 and Steele Stevens
with 10.
I.e. B.M.
Protsko 15 Butterworth 6
Mazzola 5 Leinbach 12
Boyle 4 Sukeena 6
Swineford 5 Kwaitkowski 4
Bauzon 12 Wright 9
Veprek Stevens 10
Stella 2
Simononis 10
Officials: Bo\;le, Fredrickson
ORBITALS43
SOCCER PLAYERS 34
The Orbitals (1-4) received a team
game- high 31 points from Bruce Sweda
as they concocted their first win of the
season defeating the Soccer Players
(2-4). Matt Barber led Soccer Players
with 10.
0. ■ ■': S.P. .
Charette 4 Mundt 2
Sweda 31 Doherty 8
Mulligan Barber 10
Harby 4 Saul 2
Lugar 4. Pyott 2
Hennessey 8
Rothenheber 2
Officials: Boi^le, Mazzoia
DOUBLE STUFF 58
DOMINATION 52
Double Stuff (4-1) received 23 from
James Parker to pace them to their fourth
victory in five tries. Doug Sharpe and
Dan Porter led Domination (3-2) with 14
and 10 respectively.
D.S. D. ;^
Keich 6 Sharpe 14
Cissle 2 Porter 10
Zendt 2 Smith 9
Parker 23 Williams 3
Shilling 1 Flukey
Rothmaller 4 Davis 7
Ellison 10 Rother f
Nolan 10
Officials: Mary Joe Bush. Westerfer
JACKHAMMERS 46
FAT BOYS 41
Victorious Jackhammers (2-2) were
paced by Paul Winski's 22 and Todd
Lutz's 14. Fat Boys (1-3) were led by
Chard with 11.
J. F.B.
Wyatt 4 Chard 11
Lynch 4 Wheaton 8
Lutz 14 Stanton 8
Schmidt 2 Clancy 8
Winski 22 Krupa 4
Baker 2
Officials: Leinbach. Parker
GET FLAT CREW 78
BOYS OF SUMMER 61
Get Flat Crew cruised, paced by Cfiris
Townsell who exploded for 37 points.
Boys of Summer were led by Rick Diet-
rick with 10 and Paul Thievon with 14.
G.F.C. BOS.
Hoffner 11 Dietrick 10
Hower 4 Thievon 14
Townsell 37 Myers 8
Zellers 6 Coutts 9
Dallmer Kennedy
Hannichick 8 Kopas
Sterling 12 Boyle 8
Benner 8
Brennan 4
Officials: Boyle. Mazzola
THURSDAVS (FEB. 20) RESULTS
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 56
FAT BOYS 44
Bambino Magicians (5-1) have a strong
share of second place following their vic-
tory over Fat Boys (1-4). Mark Vinitski
had 14 and Paul Leinbach and Clay But-
terworth each had 10 for Bambino's. Fat
Boys led by Krupa with a game-high 20.
B.M. F.B
Leinbach 10 Baker 2
Butterworth 10 Wheaton 8
Wright 6 Stanton 10
Sukeena 11 Clancy 4
Kwaitkowski 4 Krupa 20
Vinitski 14
Stevens 1
Officials: C Boyle. B. Boyle
DOUBLE STUFF 95
GET FLAT CREW 77
An unconscious James Parker hit for
47 points in the Stuffs victory of the
Crew in a dynamite game. Chris Town-
sell had 25 and Paul Sterling 23 for the
Get Flat Crew.
D.S. G.F.C.
Keich l(y ^€: Hoffner 13
Cissel 6 Sterling 23
Zendt 12 ^ V Townsell 25
Parker 47 v v Dallmer 1
Nolan 2 v^ S .. Zellers 3
Rothmaller 12 * ' Hower ^4
Ellison 6 Hannichick 6
Officials: Cherry, Haskins
BOYS OF SUMMER 52
SOCCER PLAYERS 41
Boys of Summer (3-2) were paced by
"Pearl" Boyle with 16 and Rick Dietrick
with 10 enrouttf to their third victory in
five tries. Kevin Doherty led the Soccer
Players (2-5) with 14.
BOS. S.P.
Coutts 9 Mundt 6
Dietrick 10 Hennessey 5
Benner 7 Charles
Boyle 16 Doherty 14
Brennan 4 ■ Rothenheber 4
Myers 4 Saul 4
Thievon 2 . Pyott 8
Kopas , .
Officials: Bush. Boyle ■ . ;
IRON CURTAIN 46
DOMINATION 36
In a low scoring match- up. first place
Iron Curtain (6-0) outlasted a pesky
Domination (3-3). Boyle and Protsko led
the Curtain with 10 each. Steve Davis
notched 14 and Doug Sharpe 10 for
Domination.
I.e. D.
Protsko 10 Sharpe 10
Simononis 3 Rother 6 .
Boyle 10 Flukey
Veprek 2 Novak
Stella 2 Williams 6
Mazzola 5 Davis 14
Swineford 6
Bauzon 8
Officials: Boyle. Hoffner
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
STANDINGS AS OF FEB. 20:
W L
IRON CURTAIN
6
BAMBINO MAGICIANS
5
1
DOUBLE STUFF
5
1
BOYS OF SUMMER
3
2
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Vol. XX. No. 19
Thursday. March 6. 1986
special
Thursday
Issue
Dr Hughes spedcs on Biocompatible Devices
Dr, Howard Hughes
Dr. Howard Hughes spoke on his
research in Biocompatible Devices on
Thursday, February 27th. The Lab
Animal Club was honored to have Dr.
Hughes as a guest speaker.
He put special emphasis on the team-
work of research. He said that research is
people working together for a common
goal — not the individual.
He had an educational slide presenta-
tion demonstrating his research in cardi-
ology. This research led to the develop-
ment of a polyurethane polymer which is
used to coat the pacemaker conductors.
This polymer is very biocompatible and
has been adapted to forming artificial
blood vessels and tracheae. He also ex-
plained the function and structure of the
pacemaker.
We hope that all of those who attended
his presentation found it educational and
enjoyable.
Faculty; Exchange
Program
This Monday, students in Dr, James
Miller's biology classes at DVC were
greeted by a new face, as the college's
first Faculty Exchange Program gets
underway.
Dr. John Lennox, on mid-semester
break from his teaching position at Penn
State University. Altoona campus, led all
of Miller's General Microbiology and
Determinative Microbiology classes for
the week.
Next week, as DVC's campus closes
for its break. Miller will teach courses for
Lennox at Altoona, a two-year extension
campus.
The Faculty Exchange Program is
sponsored jointly by the Biology Depart-
ment and the Faculty Development
Committee at DVC.
According to Miller, the exchange
brings numerous benefits to both schools
and to the students involved.
"I think this will be a refreshing change
for students." Miller said. "It offers them
a different point of view. In addition. It
brings new ideas and outlooks to the
faculty."
Miller and Lennox met about two years
ago at a convention of the National As-
sociation of Biology Teachers. At last
year's convention, they began discussing
a mutual exchange.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INtERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MARCH 17
Wednesday, March 19
PINE FOREST CAMPS, INC.
All majors may interview. Freshmen,
sophomores, juniors and seniors.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday, March 20
WAKEFERN FOODS
Juniors only. Summer internship.
Group meeting first at 8:30-9 a.m.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
EXCELAWN CORP OF AMERICA
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Friday. March 21
ROHM & HAAS
Freshmen, sophomores and juniors.
Summer internship.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
USDA AG MARKETING SERVICE
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS.
Horticulture Registered
A Success
by Melina Cosentino
This past Friday. February 28th, the
Horticulture Society held a registered
party. To give you all a general run-
down, the beer was cold and everyone
was drinking as well as dancing so the
music had to be good too. I heard a few
complaints about the D.J. and his lack of
dedications (sorry about that Jamie.
Happy Birthday anyway!). All in all the
party was fun and everyone had an ex-
cellent time, right Val?
• 150 PRIZE •
This is what
you've been waiting for . . .
A-DAY PROGRAM COVER
CONTEST RULES
• All entries must be black and white
on 8V2 " X 11" paper. (Photocopies
preferred, you keep original.)
• The dates of A- Day (April 26th and
27th. 1986) must be included.
• All majors must be represented and
the words "A-Day" should be there
also.
• Do not put your name on the front
of the artwork.
• All entries are due by March 17th
by 6:15 p.m. to Sue Nord. Berk.
106 or Box 382. They will be voted
on that night.
• There is a $50.00 award for the
winning entry.
Teachers, Students, StorffA
Administration . . . This is
your last chance!
A-DAY PATRONS
To be an A-Day Patron, write your
name as you would like it to appear in
the program in the space below.
Then send with check for $2 to Ed
Wengryn. P.O. Box 549. DVC. Doy-
lestown, PA 18901. Make checks
payable to: DVC A-Day Committee
Thanks for i^our support!
"He teaches a parallel to my courses,"
Miller explained of Lennox's program.
For the two weeks. Miller will be teaching
from his specialty in Immunology, while
Lennox will work from his. in Control.
The DVC professor cannot underesti-
mate the special advantages the Doyles-
town school has.
"It's to our advantage to be more visi-
ble on the two-year campus," he said,
pointing out that DVC may attract trans-
fers finishing the two-year program at the
Penn State- Altoona campus, "Although
the reason I wanted to set it up with John
Lennox is that he's good."
Lennox is an assistant professor of
molecular and cell biology. He received
his BS from Indiana University of Penn-
sylvania and his MS and Ph.D. from the
University of Chicago. His wife and two
children will join him in his visit to
Doylestown .
, Miller has been at DVC for 14 years.
He is an assistant professor of biology
and chairperson for the department. A
graduate of Denison University in Ohio,
he has his MS from Harvard and his doc-
torate froni Amherst. Prior to coming to
Doylestown. he was a microbiologist at
University of Southern California at Los
Angeles and worked for the National
Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Miller was honored as the college's Dis-
tinguished Faculty Member for 1985.
Lenape Chamber
Ensemble at DVC
The Lenape Chamber Ensemble came
to DVC on Sunday. March 2nd. to give
a concert that was very enjoyable. The
group consists of Leszek Barnat, violin;
Barbara Govatos, violin; Judy Geist.
viola; Evelyn Jacobs, viola; and Mary
Eleanor Brace, cello. Lloyd Smith was
guest performer as a second celloist for
the second half performance of "Schoen-
berg's Transfigured Night, Opus 4."
Several of the group are members of the
Philadelphia Orchestra under the direc-
tion of Riccardo Muti, Music Director.
The Lenape Chamber Ensemble per-
formed works by Bach and Mozart. The
"Sonata in A Minor" for solo flute by
CPE. Bach was performed by Pamela
Guidetti, while the group performed
Mozart's "String Quartet in E Flat Major.
K.614;" and. as mentioned. Schoenberg's
"Transfigured Night. Opus 4," for the
afternoon concert which was performed
at the Student Center Auditorium. The
Ensemble is a non-profit organization
which is devoted to the performance of
music selected for chamber music up to
eight parts. The group is supported in
part by the Commonwealth of Pennsyl-
vania Council on the Arts. Many thanks
to Mrs. Roberts and the music personnel
for inviting this group of musicians to our
college.
Tom Saffel at Caesar's
by Melina Cosentino
Those of you who did not see Tom
performing in Caesar's missed a great
show! The Bluegreiss music was excellent!
Tom and his friends provided an enter-
taining show, for those of us who were
there. As you can tell I am a little disap-
pointed at the student turnout. Maybe
next time I'll see more of you there!
BEE MEETING SET
The Annual Joint Meeting of the Bucks
County and Montgomery County Bee-
keepers' Associations has been set for
Thursday, April 3rd, beginning at 8 p.m.
in Mandell Hall Auditorium. The featured
speaker for the evening will be Dr. Landis
Donner, research scientist with the U.S.
Department of Agriculture's Eastern Re-
gional Research Center, Philadelphia.
PA.
Dr. Donner's illustrated talk is entitled
"Detection of Bogus Honey by Isotopic
and Chemical Approaches." His topic is
quite timely in that there are a number of
food chemists who have been attempting
to produce inexpensive "artificial honey."
Some of these chemists have been quite
successful in physically altering various
non- honey bee produced sugars plus the
adding to them of artificial flavors and
colors to produce an end product closely
resembling natural honey. Dr. Donner
and his predecessor Dr. White have been
working for many years to develop labo-
ratory methods of detecting these artifi-
cial honey products.
The meeting is open to the public, and
there is no charge.
On the following three Saturdays. April
5th, 12th and 19th. DVC will again be
offering its popular three-day beekeeping
short course. This course is under the
directkDn of Dr. Bob Berthold, the col-
let's beekeeping specialist who will be
assisted by Mr. Jack Matthenius, the New
Jersey Supervisor of Bee Culture. The
short course is designed to benefit anyone
who might be interested in beekeeping to
long time experienced beekeepers.
Library A-Day Exhibit
Each year the library plans a special
exhibit for A-Day weekend. The title of
this year's exhibit is "The Delaware
Valley College Library: An Agricultural
Information Resource."
The display will highlight materials
useful for agricultural careers. As has
been our custom in the past, each library
staff member is planning to take a turn at
manning the exhibit.
Hi. *
♦ *■
^ This Week off
■ Campus
^ by Jamie B^k
SUNDAY. MARCH 16
Wela>m« badt! Hope you en>e^«d
^ yoitf vacatkm! Don't wofry Ea^er
Break is coming soon! There's a movie
being siiow at 9 p.m. in Caesar's.
^ MONDAY. MMtCH 17
Hai:^ S^. F^Kidy's C^. may the kick
ai ttie Ir^ 90 wflh ywi\ Oama
resume « 8:30 in tlie a.m. PlK>ni^H»
"^ be^ns today!
TUESDAY. MARCH 18
. Mo<^ at 9 p.m. in APR. John wmnis
^ you to be ptmerA.
WEDNESDAY. MARCH 19
A Pub Nighti G^ your pktme Uiun wttfi
a (anfious person 'm t^ ^dent Center
from 11-2.
. THURSDAY. WOKM tO
National Ag Day. "I^ht v^ tfie
a»«*a," 7:30 pm.
LITZKE'S
SPORTS* BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Major League Baseball Commissioner
Peter Ueberroth nails seven players for
cocaine use. They were: Lonnie Smith.
Enos Cabell, Dave Parker. Keith Her-
nandez. Dale Berra, . Jeff Leonard.
Joaquin Andujar. These players were
given one-year suspensions. Sixty-day
suspensions were handed out to Al
Holland. Lee Lacy. Larry Sorenson.
Claudell Washington. More penalties
are pending.
• An explosion in the Milwaukee Brewers
Club House in their spring training
camp in Chandler. Arizona caused
minor injuries to third-base coach
Tony Muser, former Phillies pitching
coach Herm Starrette and bullpen
coach Larry Haney. A late remark has
third-base coach Tony Muser saying.
"We didn't know what 'hit' us."
• Sixers currently nine in back of Boston,
who was first team to clinch a playoff
spot. Sixers sink Mavericks on Dr. J's
half court bomb to win 123-120. Sixers
to take on Atlanta Hawks in back-to-
back, home-in-home games Tuesday
and Wednesday and Milwaukee on
Friday at 9:30 on Channel 17.
• Flyers currently three points up on sec-
ond place Caps following overtime loss
, to Edmonton 2- 1 . Flyers opponents
this week are Buffalo. Tuesday night;
Toronto. Thursday night; New Jersey,
Saturday aftemoon and N.Y. Rangers.
. Sunday night. It's gettin' down to
crunch time.
• Drexel. after defeating Lafayette, gains
ECC Final. Atlantic 10 Champion to
be decided tonight (Monday) between
St. Joseph's and West Virginia. Metro
Conference title to be decided tonight
(Monday) between Fairfield and Holy
Cross. Drexel played Hofstra for the
.ECC title Monday as well. St. Joseph's
' thnay have to enter their championship
game without Mo Martin who suffered
back spasms while reaching for a bowl
of mashed potatoes during pre-game
dinner. Get ready, get set. it's tourna-
ment time. 64 teams vying for National
-Championship Crown currently held
by Villanova.
• In Big East action: Duke throttles N.C.
to take Big East Title with Georgia
Tech finishing second. First time in
about 20 years that N.C. hasn't finished
first or second in the conference.
• Cedric Maxwell, comparing his Los
Angeles Clippers teammates center
Kurt Nimphius and center Benoit Ben-
jamin to Houston's Akeem Olajuwon
and Ralph Sampson: "Kurt and Ben
are not our twin towers but they are
very tall salt and pepper shakers."
• Philadelphia Public League Cham-
pionship to be held this week with
Southern, West Philly. University City
and Gratz all in the bag still. Watch for
South Philly to win it all,
• Sergei Bubka of the Soviet Union and
Billy Olsen of the United States seesaw
back and forth with the World Record
in the pole vault. Bubka currently holds
the World Record at 19-6y4.
• ECC Wrestling Championship
standings:
Rider 80.5 Hofstra 48.75
Drexel 73.3 Lafayette 34.5
Bucknell 72.5 Delaware 20.75
• Villanova women capture the Big East
Basketball title with victory over
Providence.
• National Football League will use in-
stant replays beginning in the 1986-87
season .
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THURSDAY'S (FEB. 27) RESULTS
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 61
BOYS OF SUMMER 56
Fourth place Boys of Summer (4-3)
gave the second place Magicians a run
for their money but Clay Butterworth hit
for a personal-team-game high 23 and
Mark Vinitski had 12 enroute to their vic-
tory over BOS. Leading the way for
Boys of Summer was Rick Dietrick with
15 and Bill "Pearl" Boyle with 13. Bam-
bino Magicians ended their season 7- 1 .
B.M. BOS.
Leinbach 4 Dietrick 15
Sukeena 7 Myers 2
Wright 9 Theivon . W
Butterworth 23 Benner 7
Vinitski 12 Kopas
Kwaitkowski Coutts
Stevens 6 B.Boyle* "13
Brennan 9
Officials: Westerfer, Jim Wilson
DOMINATION 73
SOCCER PLAYERS 43
Domination (4-4) received twin game
high's as Doug Sharpe and Dan Porter
each sank 22. Soccer Players (2-6) re-
ceived a fine performance from Kevin
Doherty with 18 points.
DOM. S.P
Sharpe 22 Saul 7
Porter 22 Pyott 8
Novak 10 Donnelly
Flukey 6 Rothenheber 10
Rother 13 Charles
Davis Doherty 18
Williams
Officials: C. Bo\;le. Protsko
IRON CURTAIN 80
FAT BOYS 33
The Iron Curtain finished their season
unblemished winning eight of eight and
being the favorite to win it all after their
thrashing of the Fat Boys (2-5). Chris
Boyle poured in a team-game-season
high 26 while Mark Bauzon hit for 21 as
I.e. picked up momentum for the up-
coming playoffs. The Fat Boys were led
by Chard with 18 and Wheaton with
eight.
I.e. FB
Bauzon 21 Baker 2
Swineford 2 Chard 14
Stella 10 Wheaton 8
Protsko 11 Clancy
Mazzola 6 Stanton 4
C.Boyle 26 Judd 1
Simononis 4 Vandeberghe
Cooper 4
Officials: Benner. B. Bo\jle
DOUBLE STUFF 89
JACKHAMMERS 46
Double Stuff received a team-game-
season high from Dave Keich as he
poured in 36 points while "Bo" Ellison
had 14. Brandt Nolan 11 and James
Parker 10. Double Stuff finished their
season 6-2 losing in the regular season
only to first place I.C. and to second
place Bambino Magicians. Double Stuff
will be a strong contender come playoff
time. The Jackhammers were led by a
pair of Todd's. Lutz and Fredrickson
each had 13 for the Jackhammers who
finished 2-5.
D.S. JH.
Nolan 11 Cfcorne 6
Keich 36 Lutz 13
Zendt 5 Lynch 6
Rothmaller 8 Schmidt 4
Parker 10 Fredrickson 13
Ellison 14 Winski 4
Cissel 7
Officials: Hoffner, Westerfer
GET FLAT CREW 88
ORBITALS 44
The Get Flat Crew finished off their
season with a big victory over the Or-
bitals. The Crew was led by Paul Sterling
who had a big game with 30 points and
Chris "Ducky Boy" Townscll who finished
with 22. Dave "Chief Hannichick added
1 1 and Dave Dallmer tallied 10 for the
victors. Leading the way for the Orbitals
was Zuccins with 18 and Bruce Sweda
with 14.
GF.C. ORB.
Dallmer 10 Charette 6
Hannichick 11 Sweda 14
D. Canale Mulligan 6
Hower 5 Lugar 10
S. Canale 4 Zuccins 18
Townsell 22
Sterling 30
Hoffner 6
Officials: Westerfer. Nolan
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL
FINAL SEASON STANDINGS:
W L
IRON CURTAIN
8
BAMBINO MAGICIANS
7
1
DOUBLE STUFF
6
2
BOYS OF SUMMER
4
3
DOMINATION
4
4
JACKHAMMERS
2
5
FAT BOYS
2
5
SOCCER PLAYERS . :
2
6
ORBITALS
1
6
All nine tean)s will enter the single-
elimination playoff until a champion is
crowned. The playoffs began this week.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home awoy from tiome'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
$1 off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays nnusic
"Area's Ct)eapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
CHEMISTRY CLUB
RAFFLE!
The Chemistry Club sold 328. $1.00
raffles. The winners were:
Janet Klassig, DVC Library $50
PegStanfield. Lansdale. PA $50
Doug Meehan. Maple Shade, NJ . $50
Nancy Subolish. Souderton. PA . . $20
The $158 the club kept will be used
towards field trips to the Pittsburgh Con-
ference and Exhibit on Analytical Chem-
istry, the ACS Conference and Exhibit
and possibly towards other tours.
Thanks to everyone for helping out.
Joe Schnable
Club President
STAFF
Editors- in -Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photograph]; Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertising Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey. Jamie Beck.
Melina Cosentino. Judy Henry,
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger.
Ann Whitesell. Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await. Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Intramural Basketball
TUESDAY'S (FEB. 25) RESULTS
BAMBINO MAGICIANS 61
DOUBLE STUFF 58
In a battle for the sole possession of
second place the Bambino Magicians
(6-1) came out on top fueled by 18
points from Paul Leinbach and 10 from
John Wright. The two teams were neck
and neck the whole way until the final
seconds when Leinbach hit a shot and
was fouled. He hit the free throw which
produced the margin of victory. Double
Stuff (5-2). who will be a strong con-
tender in the playoffs, received a team
high 16 from "Bo" Ellison and 10 each
from Steve Cissel and Dave Keich .
B.M. D.S.
Leinbach 18 Keich 10
Butterworth 2 Parker 6
Kwaitkowski 6 Cissel 10
Sukeena 6 Rothmaller 6
Wright 10 Nolan 4
Stevens 8 Ellison 16
Vinitski 6 Zehdt 6
Officials: C Bo^^le. Ford
IRON CURTAIN 59
JACKHAMMERS 43
The first place Iron Curtain (7-0) con-
tinued their dominance with an easy vic-
tory over Jackhammers (2-4). Mark
Bauzon paced the Curtain with 17 while
Rod Swineford bucketted 14 and Chris
Boyle had 1 1 . Leading the way for the
Jackhammers was Todd Lutz who
pumped in 16 with Todd Fredrickson
hitting four shots for eight.
I.C, JH. -
Bauzon 17 , v Lynch 6
Swineford 14 ^ v ,; Oborne
Stella 4 " ' Schmidt 3
Veprek 6 Lutz 16
Simononis 7 Winski 6
Boyle 11 Wyatt 4
Fredrickson 8
Officials: B. Boyle. Westerfer
FAT BOYS 53
ORBITALS 30
Stanton had a team high 18 and
Wheaton followed him with 16 as the Fat
Boys (2-4) notched an inter-league vic-
tory over the Orbitals (1-5). Leading the
way for the Orbitals was Bruce Sweda
with 16 and Dr. Lugar tallied eight
FB ORB
Chard 6 Charette 2
Krupa 6 Sweda 16
Clancy 4 Mulligan 2
Stanton 18 Lugar 8
Wheaton 16 Harby 2
Baker 2 .,
Cooper 4
Vandeberghe 2
Officials: Leinbach, Nolan
BOYS OF SUMMER 57
DOMINATION 39
Boys of Summer (4-2) received a fine
performance from J.J. Coutts who had a
team-game high 21 points to lift them
over Domination (3-4) . Domination was
led by Dan Porter with 1 1 .
BOS. DOM
Dietrick 11 Porter 11
B.Boyle 12 Sharpe 3
Theivon 3 Rother 6
Coutts 21 Flukey 8
Kupas Novak
Brennan 4 Williams 4
Myers 2 Smith 7
Benner 4
Officials: Westerfer, C. Boyle
GET FLAT CREW defeated
SOCCER PLAYERS
Officials: Nolan, BcxDne
SEMESTER BREAK
LIBRARY HOURS
March7 8:30a.m. -4:30p.m.
March 8&9 Closed
March 10-14 8:30 a.m. -4:30 p.m.
March 15 Closed
March 16 2 11p.m.
March 17 Resume regular hours
IE)(§IkR??f3ii?s^sillfl(§^ (g®fln®g®
Vol. XX. No. 20
Friday. March 21. 1986
NOTICE: The opinions exprcss*?d In any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
SPORTS WRITERS
or
REPORTERSI
Inquire - Box 988
COUNSELING SERVICE PROVIDED
ON CAMPUS
Bee Meeting Set ^
The Annual Joint Meeting of the Bucks
County and Montgomery County Bee-
keepers' Associations has been set for
Thursday. April 3rd. beginning at 8 p.m.
in Mandell Hall Auditorium at DVC, The
featured speaker for the evening will be
Dr. Landis Donner, research scientist
with the United States Department of
Agriculture's Eastern Regional Research
Center. Philadelphia. PA.
br Donner's illustrated talk is entitled
"Detection of Bogus Honey by Isotopic
and Chemical Approaches." His topic is
quite timely in that there are a number of
food chemists who have been attempting
to produce inexpensive "artificial honey."
Some of these chemists have been quite
successful in physically altering various
non-honey bee produced sugars plus the
adding to them of artificial flavors and
colors to produce an end product closely
resembling natural honey. Dr. Donner
and his predecessor Dr. White have been
working for many years to develop labo^
ratory methods of detecting these artift*
cial honey products.
The meeting is open to the public, and
there is no charge.
On the following three Saturdays,
April 5th. 12th and 19th. DVC will again
be offering its popular three-day bee-
keeping short course. This course is
under the direction of Dr. Bob Berthold.
the college's beekeeping specialist, who
will be assisted by Mr. Jack Matthenius.
the New Jersey Sup)ervisor of Bee Cul-
ture The short course is designed to
benefit anyone who might be interested
in beekeeping, even long time experi-
enced beekeepers. Additional informa-
tion about the short course may be ob-
tained by writing: Bee Course, DVC,
Doylestown, PA 18901 or by calling the
college at 215/ 345-1500.
Pub Night
The last Pub Night was held on March
6th and it was definitely a success. The
music was loud, everyone was dancing
and believe me, they were enjoying
themselves. There was only one com-
plaint; the lack of representatives from
other schools. 1 only counted five.
Maybe next time there will be more.
Nevertheless, everyone seemed to be
having a blast. Hope to see you at the
next one!
by W.L. Unger
Attention all students! Have you ever
had a problem with no one there to let
you talk about it? Have you ever fek
lonely, had a problem with your room*
mate or classwork, or just need to talk?
Well, don't fret. There is someone here
on campus to help you . The college has
a counseling service adjacent to the infir-
mary in Elson. The center was started on
campus to make counseling more acces-
sible to students, as before the program
was started students traveled to the
Lenape Valley Foundation, which was a
disadvantage for those with no transpor-^
tatlon. The service is available on Wed-
nesdays from 2-5 p.m. and on Thurs-
days from 6-9 p.m. All information Is
kept confidential and the service is free of
charge. Both of the psychologists at the
center come from the Lenape Valley
Foundation and are well qualified.
Reb Brooks, who resides in Bedmin-
ster. is the quiet, but very intelligent type.
He received his undergraduate degree at
Tufts University and advanced his edu-
cation at Boston College and Temple
University. As an undergraduate, Reb
conducted research on psychophenacol-
ogy. which deals with drugs. He returned
to school and studied research psycholo-
gy. After working in research with ani-
mals and machines, Reb decided that he^
would rather counsel people.
Reb feels that the program at the
school has been successful, as there are a
number of students who are utilizing the
facility. The response varies, and many
different students here go for help and
some return for more visits. He would
like to see the service reach a wider
range of students. An example of some
of the types of students seen are transfers
and freshmen who are concerned about
meeting p>eople and about other related
problems. A lot of students come just to-
unload or talk. He has also stated that a
lot of problems dealt with are minor con-
cerns. It doesn't have to be a mental
health problem to make it necessary to
see a psychologist. Reb has indicated
that many people may feel that they
need help but are afraid of seeing a psy-
chologist. The "strongest are the ones
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who ask for help. Not going is a sign of
weakness."
The other psychologist is Catharine
Karsten (don't dare ever call her Cathy!)
who lives in Doylestown and has two
children. When she is not in the office,
she can be found watching the Phillies on
TV, being an avid Phillie fan, or on a
tennis court not covered with snow.
Catharine attended Wilson College for
two years and then transferred to the
Moore College of Art in Philadelphia to
obtain a degree in art education. After
schooling she worked as an art teacher
for three years and then as a stewardess
for Pan Am. She then went to graduate
school at Temple University for counsel-
ing psychology. Catharine then informed
me that Reb and she commuted to grad-
uate school together. "Reb Brooks got
straight A's and I didn't. He is also known
as the 'winner of the John Lennon look-
alike contest' and has a beautiful Airdale
named Jasper." Catharine practices at
the Lenape Valley Foundation covering
areas related to adolescence, eating dis*^^
orders and akohol.
Catharine enjoys working at the col-
lege, as she feels that DVC is an impor-
tant part of the community. She has ex-^
pressed that DVC has a beautiful campus
and one of her greatest enjoyments is
walking through the herbal garden by the
greenhouses. She is also "really looking
forward to A-Day. It's the highlight of the
spring season." Catharine has also ex-
pressed that she likes it at DVC because
"I enjoy working with a bright, motivated
population."
She has indicated that as far as coun-
seling is concerned you "don't have to be
feeling hopelessly out of control to come
in. We like to solve little problems as
well." She likes working with this particu-
lar age group and is quite easy to talk to.
Catharine feels that a college student
should set certain goals. "I think that the
college students' goals should be to take
risks; take a chance on some failures in
order to achieve some success."
Both counselors are bright, warm in-
dividuals who are willing to help those in
need. If you have a problem, don't hesi-
tate; stop in to see one of them at your
convenience.
COMPUTERS COMING!
T>ic college has been invited by Com-
modore-Amiga, Inc. to participate in a
discount program on the new Amiga
personal computer. The procp-am per-
mits discounts of 25% on the purchase
of the Amiga 1000 PC with integrated
disc drive, the Amiga 1080 color moni-
tor and the Amiga 1050 RAM expansion
cartridge. Purchase under the discount
system is restricted to the college itself,
members of the faculty and students. If
you are interested in further information
on this program, contact Dr. Mertz (ext.
2210).
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
DVC has a long tradition of academic
excellence in the agricultural and scientif-
ic fields. Unfortunately poor manage-
ment decisions in recent years b;^ unin-
formed administrators have caused many
aspects of the academic and social life on
campus to stagnate and often to regress.
We all understand this is a time of finan-
cial hardship for the college due to the
current economic situation and declining
enrollment, however, this hardship has
been compounded bv poor administra-
tive decisions.
We feel that successful private col-
leges, like successful business, require
trained, competent, open-minded ad-
ministrators T!^ coltege's current prob-
lems and past errors are numerous, and
reciting them is not the purpose of this
letter. We should not dwell on the past
but move ahead "for a better tomorrow."
In light of the current administration's
past track record, it appears that the only
way to move DVC into a prosperous
future is to completely restructure the
current administrative hierarchy. Elimi-
nation of and consolidation of adminis-
trative positions across the board are ab-
solutely necessary. . ;
The time is now to prepare for a better
tomorrow.
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MEET DOC:
A Very Talented Musician!
by W.L. Ungcr
There Is a very talented and sincere
man on campus that I had the pleasure
of conversing with. His name is Steven
H. Condiff, better known as Doc, and
may be found performing janitorial duties
in the Samuel dormitory, as well as
musical abilities at local establishments.
Doc grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio. He
attended college for journalism and then
psychology but was drafted in the Viet-
nam War. After returning from Vietnam,
Doc traveled around the country and
began his musical career by exposure to
various types of people and music.
Doc's successful ten-year career in
music may be attributed to one of his
standing philosophies — that if one is
able to succeed on the street, then he
may succeed anywhere. He considered
"the street as his college." Doc played
street music for five years in the area of
Philadelphia to Wildwood. The learning
experience was that he became exposed
to numerous types of people the expo-
sure of his music to the public earned
him access to major recording studios,
radio stations such as WMMR and WIOQ
and access to other musicians and gigs.
Doc performed with several bands after
the previous happenings.
Since a musical career was too un-
stable, Doc took on the janitorial job at
DVC. He also plans to attend night
school at DVC. He is bringing music
back into his life on a part-time basis. He
performs at Kelly's in Doylestown on
Tuesday nights, at New Britain Inn once
a month and has performed at DVC's
Caesar's Pub three times.
Musically, Doc's specialty is vocals
The instrument he has mastered is the
guitar, but he has experience with the
auto harp and violin as well. He covers
Senior Research Projects
The final oral presentations will be pre-
sented on April 17th in Room 103 of th^
Ag. Building at 4:10 p.m.
All students, faculty and interested
persons are welcome to attend.
Papers to be presented are:
1. "Correlation of Progesterone Con-
centration in Plasma and Milk in Dairy
Animals at Various Stages of the
Estrous Cycle." Denise Altemose;
Advisor - Dr. Hamcr. (Dr. Brubaker)
2. "Examination of the Elemental Con-
■ tent of the Fruit Collected from Healthy
and Declining Cranberry Plants." Brian
Eshcnaur; Advisor - Dr. Cordrey.
3. "The Effects on pH of Acetonitride
Addition to Weak Phosphate Buffer
Systems." Henrik Rasmussen; Ad-
visor - Dr. Weber.
4. "The Growth of Single Crystals by the
Gel Method." Suzanne Rudicki; Ad-
visor - Dr. Stenson.
Mocktails
As part of alcohol awareness week,
the members of Students Against Drunk
Driving (SADD) sponsored "Mocktails."
This event featured non-alcoholic pina
coladas and strawberry daiquiris in the
cafe.
1 asked several people their opinions
and only half answered. One person said
that she thought the coladas needed
more coconut, while another person
thought that the coladas had too much
coconut. The coladas tasted better than
the daiquiris, as I and the majority of the
people that I asked told me.
For the most part, people liked the
mocktails. Ann said, "It was a nice
change from the everyday drinks and
tasted really good." Stephanie liked the
daiquiri she had and said that she had
not tried a pina colada. And a table full of
girls from Barness 2nd liked the drinks
and some of them had more than one
drink.
all the bases of music, except orchestra,
with contemporary folk rock and "oldies"
as his favorite types. Doc considers him-
self to have a blues-type voice. His tactic
for a successful performance is to mix the
music played to accommodate the audi-
ence and turn the room into a home-
style setting. He likes to do requests be-
cause it satisfies people, but he also en-
joys performing for the audience. Doc's
performance philosophy is that after one
hears a performance, he doesn't care if
that person says it was good, just as long
as he liked the performance is all that
matters.
Doc has expressed a particular enjoy-
ment for playing gigs at Caesar's Pub.
For him, it is a big turn around from
places like nightclubs and major colleges
in the Philadelphia area, as clubs have a
different type of atmosphere as com-
pared to the coffeehouse atmosphere of
Caesar's. Doc feels that playing at
Caesar's is a good idea, since those
under the age of 21 are unable to see
him perform at the other clubs. His last
pjerformance at Caesar's was very suc-
cessful in that the room was filled with
people and the audience was extremely
attentive and gave Doc a warm recep-
tion. At this performance a freshman ac-
companied during the gig on an electric
guitar. Doc would like this person to
please get in contact with him. He may
be found in Samuel during the day, or
call and leave a message at Housekeep-
ing for him. Doc will perform again at
Caesar's in the near future.
Some may be wondering how the
musically talented Doc received his nick-
name. It should be noted that he earned
the name Doc by delivering five of his
seven childreri, NQT as a drug-related
derivative.
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WHATS NEW AT THE
STUDENT STORE:
MAGAZINES
NEWSPAPERS
PAPERBACK BOOKS
WHATS ON SALE:
$3 CLOTHING SPECIALS
50% OFF ALL SUNGLASSES
ALL JACKETS UP TO 40% OFF
SPRING BREAK
PHOTO CONTEST:
20% off all overnight photo pro-
cessing and film. Bring in your best
shots from spring break and enter
them in our photo contest. Pictures of
Florida, people, scenery, parties,
anything!! Have us process your film
overnight, at the special 20% off
P' ice, choose your best shot and enter
it to win prizes. Deadline for entries is
Monday, March 31st. See details and
prizes posted at the store.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home owoy from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
SI off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
ALCOHOL ABUSE
DEMONSTRATION
Members of the staff and students took
part in a alcohol abuse demonstration.
Each were given a controlled substance
of alcohol depending on their size and
weight. In charge were Corporal John
Mahaun, police officer; William Loboski,
PA state police officer; and members of
SADD.
Some of the participants included
Todd Fredrickson, Joe Ferry and Fred, a
reporter from The Daily Intelligencer.
These three and others went through the
demonstration but only these three made
it all through.
The test included breathalizer, hand-
writing analysis, balance test and nystag-
mus testing. Nystagmus is when you
follow a moving object with just your
eyes. Nurse Claudia Worthington was
present to take blood pressures of the
participants. She said that some people
who had a lower blood pressure mea-
sure had it raised when they drank.
While other people had high blood pres-
sure when they started and it lowered
after drinking. Part of the change in the
readings were the stress the demonstra-
tors felt about the demonstration.
They began at 4 p.m. on Thursday,
March 6th, but didn't start drinking until
4:45 p.m. Each drinker had a partner
who made a record of their performance
while drinking. They drank for an hour,
rested the hour after that and started the
real test at 8 p.m. 1 viewed some of the
performance sheets and noticed a sharp
change in the behavior and handwriting
of participants. ? ,. ^ x «;
They re-tested at 8:25 p.m. and out of
the three remaining participants, all three
were legally drunk, but they held it dif-
ferently. Two of the three were definitely
drunk, while the third seemed in control
of himself.
The
BIG
Question
'We get questions asked every day,
every hour at the Library, but the most
popular question this month has been,
"WHEN IS THE BOOK SALE?" So, for
all you anxious bibliophiles (book collec-
tors), here is the good news.
This year the library's annual book sale
will be held during National Library
Week on Wednesday. April 9th. Hours
have not yet been decided.
Aggies Participate in
Inter-Collegiate Band
by W.L. Unger
On March 14th. 15th and 16th two of
our instrumentally talented Aggies partic-
ipated in the 1986 Inter-Collegiate Band
Festival. Tom Saffel, armed with his clar-
inet, and Jennifer Mease, clutching her
flute, departed for Elizabethtown College
with DVC band director Michele Metcalf
and her husband.
The weekend was filled with intense
rehearsals for the Sunday concert, a
social, banquet and free time for sight-
seeing the local attractions, such as the
Hershey (Chocolatetown) area.
Out of 240 applicants, 140 students
representing 34 institutions were chosen
to perform at the annual festival. The
guest conductor for the weekend affair
was Ronald Thielman from New Mexico
State University. A few of the more
popular selections played were the finale
from "Symphony No. 4" by Tschaikow-
sky, "Beowulf by W. Francis McBeth
and the "Semper Fidelis March" by John
Phillips Sousa.
Personals
Hey Matt and Bell, beware! The EYE is
on you! — L
Congrats! Steve Duckworth on winning
the A- Day Program Cover Contest!
Good job!
WANTED: Summer help on a Quaker-
town area dairy farm. Free room and
board on farm. See Jen in Berk 202 for
further details.
To last week's personal. The parking
policy Is not new. Check your Student
Handbook. We are not allowed to drive
in the firelanes, let alone park in them. I
can't wait to see the next false fire alaritt
when your car is parked in a firelane.
The fire truck won't know that it is a fals*
alarm and the truck will literally run ovet
your car in order to save lives, not to
mention your getting one heck of a ticket
from the police.
1 would like to personally thank the idiot
who did the customized body work on
my front fender (with his boot)!! It ended
my week perfectly. — Angry Maverick
Owner
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bulletin boards Work on exciting
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hours. Good experience and great
money. For more information call
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Third Ave. W., Seattle. WA 98119.
Cross Country
The 1985 Women's and Men's Cross
Country teams concluded their seasons
with their annual Awards Dinner. Both
teams had winning seasons with the men
having an 8-5 season; finishing eighth
out of 24 teams in the conference and
15th out of 29 teams in the NCAA Re-
gional Meet. The ladies finished their
season with a 4-2 record.
Letter winners for the lady harriers
were sophomores Monica Etzweiler and
Trish Moorzitz. junior Kate Marini and
senior captain Chris Frazer. Chris was
voted the team's most valuable runner
averaging 11.7 points out of a possible
12 points per meet. Coach Bcrthold
considered Chris' best race her second
place finish in the Drew Invitational
Meet.
Letter winners for the men were fresh-
man Jim Enoch, sophomore Rob Ben-
ner. juniors Dave Spotts. co-captain anrf
John Thomson and seniors Gary Kamp-
meyer. Al Krouse and Ken McDaid, co-
captain. The most valuable harrier award
went to co-captain Ken McDaid who
finished the season averaging 9.5 points
per meet out of a possible 12 points.
Coach Berthold considered Ken's best
race his second place finish in the Drew
Invitational Meet. Senior Al Krouse re-
ceived the Coach's Award for the overall
contributions that he made to the team
during the two seasons that he competed.
The captains for the 1986 teams were
also announced. Kate Marini was elected
women's captain while Dave Spotts was
elected men's captain with John Thom-
son being elected co-captain. Both the
men's and the women's teams are losing
key people through graduation, there-
fore any current underclassmen who
think they might be interested in running
cross country (if you have two legs, a
heart and lungs you can run) should see
Coach Berthold personally or send him
your name and address via the college
mail.
STUDENT STORE UNDER
NEW MANAGEMENT
Seth Friedman is the DVC Student
Store's new manager. For those of you
who felt that the store just wasn't what it
should be, it's about to change.
Maybe you noticed that there have
been sales in the student store — 30-
40% off stationery when we returned for
the new semester and now there is a
special on jackets. Sales likes this haven't
been around since the old store in Segal
basement. Seth is also expanding the
product lines to include: newspapers,
magazines, trashy novels off the top 10
list, Sidney Sheldon books, a new line of
greeting cards and much more.
The bookstore is also under Seth's
management. He is expanding the books
to include reference materials. For OH
majors it means books on herbs, roses
and other plants. Seth is also going to
operate a Book Buy Back on texts to be
revised and a company will be on hand
for other books. This should expand the
amount of used books available.
All of these ideas and changes sound
like great ones because Seth knows what
he is doing. Seth worked as a student in
the Stroudsburg book store where he
moved up to manager. After graduation,
he moved to Daytona where he worked
in retail clothing sales. After the birth of
their baby girl, the Friedman's moved
back to Pennsylvania and Seth took the
job as DVC's Student Store manager.
Seth is planning on advertising weekly-
specials in Ram Pages, so stay tuned for
more from the Student Store. • v >
>^ ^ — ,.
(gjJFOR THE SPECIAL TIMES (^
IN YOUR LIFE
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discount prices
348-2309
322-04S9
Ukranian Easter Egg
Workshop
One of the traditions of Easter is the
making of Easter eggs. The people of
Slavic background have taken this pro-
cess and made it literally into an art form.
These so called Ukranian Easter eggs go
far beyond the Easter eggs that we made
as children.
Since beeswax is involved in the pro-
cess of making Ukranian Easter eggs, the
Apiary Society and Floral Society will be
sponsoring a workshop on making Ukra-
nian Easter eggs starting March 25. 7
p.m. at Greenhouse 4. At this time, you
will have the opportunity of trying your
hand at making an Ukranian Easter egg,
and hopefully you will have a master-
piece to take home with you for Easter.
The workshop will be conducted by
Miss Veronica Paris. DVC's resident
Ukranian Easter egg expert The meeting
is open to all interested members of the
DVC college community, and the Apiary
and Floral Societies invite anyone in-
terested to attend.
Scholarships Available
The Financial Aid Office would like to
bring to the attention of the students
scholarships which are available. All in-
formation pertaining to the following
scholarships is available from Mr. Sauer
in Financial Aid. Mr. Sauer encourages
all students to apply for any scholarship
which they qualify for.
The Hellenic University Club
of Philadelphia
Three scholarships available. Criteria:
1) Must be of Greek descent; 2) Must be
a lawful, permanent resident of the Phil-
adelphia area. This area encompasses
the following counties in Pennsylvania:
Bucks, Chester, Delaware, Montgomery
and Philadelphia. Also includes Camden
County, New Jersey. Applications avail-
able in Financial Aid Office.
Women in Business
Criteria: 1) Study business field; 2)
Minimum age of 25 years old; 3) Main-
tain "C" average or better. Deadline for
submission: May 1. Additional informa-
tion and application available in Financial
Aid Office. ' . .
"the following four scholarships
are offered by The Garden Club of
New Jersey. To apply for these you
must: 1) Be a resident of New Jersey; 2)
Be majoring in agriculture or a related
field.-, ,;-/,,,:-.rv^,*... ...,,:■ .:,.,. ,..:,.--
National Council of
State Garden Club, Inc.
Contact: Mrs. Waldemiro Coscarelli,
245 Lake Rd., Basking Ridge, NJ 07920
for application and additional informa-
tion. Deadline for submission: April 15.
Helens. Hull
1,000 annual scholarship. Criteria:
1) New Jersey resident; 2) At least a "B"
average; 3) Must study horticulture or a
related field.
The Garden Club of New Jersey
Honoring Past Presidents
1.000 annual scholarship. Criteria:
Same as above.
Gene M. O'Neal
$750 scholarship available to any in-
terested person studying horticulture or a
related field.
The following two scholarships
are offered by The National Council
of State Garden Clubs, Inc.
Advanced Scholarship
$3,000 scholarship. Contact Financial
Aid for application and information.
Eleanor N. Crosby Scholarship
Available to incoming freshmen or
sophomores studying agriculture. Con-
tact Financial Aid for application and in-
formation.
All information concerning these
scholarships and many more is available
from the Financial Aid Office, Monday-
Friday 8:30 a.m. -4:30 p.m. Please take
advantage of these opportunities. The
Financial Aid Office is there to serve you.
REMEMBER: There are deadlines
set for submission, so act now before it's
too late!
Thank You,
Financial Aid Office
ir AEROBICS •
Spring is here and summer fashions
are beginning to haunt us. But don't
stand idle and allow this to happen;
come join us in aerobics exercise and
firm up flabby muscles. The sessions will
be held in the James Work Gymnasium
on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday at
4:30 p.m. Each session will be approx-
imately ^ minutes long.
Come out and join us shape up.
Everyone is welcome!
P.S. Bring a towel or mat for floor
exercises.
In Search of Ghosts
by Annmarie Whitesell
I, being of sound scientific mind and
holding on to a decent GPA, do not
believe in ghosts. Weil, not until this
semester. You see, I have picked up the
habit of studying in the library, and as
anyone will tell ^u, your mind will do
funny things when bored and studying.
On this particular night in question, I had
dreamt I was last in Maryland, and I
couldn't find hydrochloric acid to do my
organic reaction. In addition, Dr. Lugar
was telling me that my lab grade was
dumped in the sink with the layer I was
supposed to keep. Somehow. I came
out of this dream with my mother yelling
at me not to ride my bike on 202. What a
nightmare! 1 told myself to get back to
work and I immediately went back to
reading "Sanitation in Food Processing."
1 was moving through my reading material
at an astounding rate when suddenly out
of nowhere I heard this voice, with a slight
accent. "Interesting. Very interesting."
I looked around. "What? Did anyone
say something?" It was close to closing
and no one was around. No one studies
until 10:45 p.m. on a Thursday night in
the library. I hadn't noticed anyone pass-
ing by the entrance of the reading room.
So I simply ascribed it to the wind playing
with some leaves on the porch or the
trees brushing against the library walls. I
packed up my belongings to go back to
the dorm. Then, I heard that voice again.
"I was talking to you, child." OK, I had
had it. No one plays with my mind the
night before an exam. "Whoever is doing
this, you can knock it off!" The librarian
came up and told me to be quiet or I
could leave. She must have thought I
was losing my mind because she didn't
believe me when I told her someone was
hiding in Dr. Krauskopfs room. She
flipped on the switch and said, "See, no
one's there. Now go get some rest."
It would have ended here, but on
several other occasions when I have
studied late Dr. Krauskopfs voice comes
to ask me questions. He still wants to
know how I got into school since I'm a
girl, and how can I get music out of such
a small piece of equipment without any-
one hearing it but me. He was referring
to my Sony Walkman.
Maybe Dr. Krauskopfs ghost do€sn*t
exist and it's my active imagination. This
is where you, the devoted Ram Pages
readers, come in. If you have any ghostly
exp>€riences, please write in care of the
Ram Pages mailbox. Box 988.
INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL
SIGNUPS
1 Men's & Women's
Rosters to Mr. Wolfgang by
Tuesday, March 25tffi
Dear Editor^ ^
Dear Editor, s* w^i
What am I getting few $8.(X)0 a year?
I'm getting kicked out of the weight room
because I'm not a football player. Kind of
makes you wonder who really runs this
school.
A Disgruntled
Wcightlifter
collegiate crossword
©Edward Julius Collegiate CW84-12
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51
53
54
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57
59
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ACROSS
1 Burns
6 Laughs loudly
11 Alpine abode
12 Fly
14 City In Spain
15 Destructive ones
17 Cooking fats
18 Baseball abbrevi-
ation
20 Dravldlan tongue
21 Black birds
22 's throw
24 1970 batting champ, 61
Carty 62
25 Rita
26 Texas sight
(2 Mds.)
28 Tuck's partner 1
29 Fit as food 2
31 Refresh, as a room
33 Oahu wreaths 3
34 Egyptian god 4
35 sign 5
38 School assignments 6
42 Before, In poetry 7
43 Jack of nursery 8
rhyme, and family 9
46 de vie 10
William
December songs
Arrived
Word In Bogart
phrase
Actress Hagen
Examined before
robbing
Legume used for
forage
Garden flower
(2 wds.)
Sea nymph
Wandering
College buildings
Sailors
DOWN
Ancient vehicle
" Across the
Table"
Woeful word
In the
Surprises
Gulch
Egg cells
Gramnatlcal taboo
Detecting device
Power to endure
11 Skulls
13 Draw out
14 Show anger
16 Math ratio
19 Item for Itzhak
Perlman
22 Steel -making
element
23 Those who make
others happy
26 West Indies magic
27 Bounds' partner
30 Miss MacGraw
32 Greek letter
34 Clergymen
35 Letters, in Athens
36 State whose capital
is Salem
37 Put off
39 Uses logic
40 Least feral
41 Glove material
44 Gun shots
45 Profit
48 Spanish book
50 Gem weight
52 At no time (poet.)
54 Mr. Yastrzemskl
56 Goal
58 Period
' Kentucki)'s Kennv "Sky" Walker has led the
• Wildcc^ into the final 16 and hopes to lead
tfiem to Dallas
L I T Z K E ' S
SPORTS* BRIEFS
by John Litzke
'f Big names like defending champion
Villanova, Syracuse, St. John's, Mich-
igan, Georgetown, Indiana, Temple,
, St. Joseph's, Drexel, Notre Dame,
Memphis St., Oklahoma and Maryland
have all been eliminated as the field is
narrowed down to 16 teams and will
be narrowed to eight by the end of the
week. Look for someone in the Atlan-
tic Coast Conference, Duke, N.C.,
Georgia Tech, to win it. Watch out for
Louisville and Kansas too.
• Southern beats University City in a
nailbiter 66-64 to capture its first Phila-
delphia Public Crown in over 20 years.
• Flyers are currently three points up on
on-coming Washington as six games
remain in the season. Ryers trade third
round draft choice to New Jersey for
Chico Resch who will serve as backup
to Froese. Playoff spots clinched by
Philadelphia, Chicago, St. Louis, Min-
nesota, Edmonton and Calgary.
• Sixers fall to Celtics this past weekend
118-101. Fall IIV2 behind Boston.
Forget about Boston, Sixers must
watch out for Atlanta who are chal-
lenging for second best record which
could mean a lot come playoff time.
Just under 15 games are left in the
NBA season.
■ • Detroit Tigers pitcher Dave Lapoint on
having lost 25 pounds since last sea-
lion: "L went into the stretch, came
down and there was nothing to rest my
. hands on."
• Spring training is about three weeks
old. Baseball will be here before you
know it. Season begins in about two
weeks.
LEARNING SKILLS
ON TAPE: Available for your conve-
nience and private listening are "Learn-
ing Skills on Tape." Located in the Study
Hall (Segal Hall basement) from Noon-
10 p.m. every Monday-Thursday. Avail-
able on cassette tapes are topics ranging
from notetaking and organizing papers to
memory, concentration and how to pre-
pare for and take exams. Since we are
limited on tape recorders you may want
to bring your walkman . Tutors are avail-
able for your personal help. For more in-
formation contact Mr. Steve Davis, ext.
2309.
ON THE ROAD: A complete over-
view of the entire "Learning to Learn"
package can be presented right in your
dorm. If interested, contact your R.A. or
call Mr. Davis, ext. 2309.
STUDY HALL: 6 WEEKS UNTIL
FINALS! A reminder that Learning Skills
Workshops are being offered to ALL stu-
dents each Wednesday during the exam
hour (3rd period, 11:20-12:10) in the
basement of Segal Hall (below the Post
Offk:e). This week's workshop (3/26)
will demonstrate "Systematic Methods
for Mastering Textbook Material." For
more information call Mr. Davis, ext.
2309.
intramural Basketball
QUARTERHNALS (MARCH 3)
Iron Curtain 51
Fat Boys 42
Domination 58
Boys of Summer 52
Double Stuff 97
Jaddiammers 47
Bambino Magicians 46
Soccer Players 27
SEMIFINALS (MARCH 4)
Iron Curtain over
Domination
Double Stuff over
% Bambino Magicians
RNAL
Iron Curtain vs. Double Stuff
> FINAL TEAM STATISTICS
t SOCCER PLAYERS
G TOTAL AVG.
Doherty 6 71 11.8
Barber I 10 10.0
Pyatt -i; 55 6.8
Hennessey 6 39 6.5
Rothenheber 7 36 5.1
Saul . » 40 SiO
Mundt f .V 35 5.0
Anderson 1. 3, 3.0
Ajemian V * 1 2.0
Kirluk : ; 4 4 . 1.^
Donnelly :; *4 4 ; 15
Van Nostrand 2 2 1.0
Most Pts. (Team): 57 vs. D.S.
Most Pts. (Phi/er):
Doherty 18 vs. DOM.
ORBITALS
DOMINATION
G TOTAL
G
6
1
S
6
6
6
Swcda
Zuccins
Harby
Lugar
Charette
Mulligan
Most Pts. (Team): 51 vs. B.M.
Most Pts. (Player): Sweda 31 vs. S.P^
TOTAL
AVG
133
22.1
18
18.0
30
6.0
32
5.3
M
4.0
13
21
FAT BOYS
G TOTAL AVG.
Wheaton 9 103 11.4
Chard 8 m 11.0
Stanton 8 81 10.1
Krupa 7 57 8.1
Cooper ' 5 ft 4.0
Clancy ■ 9 31 3.4
Vandeberghe 5 10 2.0
Baker .. M # 0.7
Judd 4 1 0.3
Most Pts. (Team): 53 vs. ORB.
Most Pts. (Player): Krupa 20 vs. B.M*
JACKHAMMERS
G TOTAL
Lutz
Winski
Lynch
Wyatt
Fredrickson
Davis
Oborne
Schmidt
Trump
Fowler
6
7
7
7
4
4
7
6
1
2
70
63
55
54
29
23
36
25
2
3
AVG.
11.6
9.0
7.8
7.7
7.2
5.7
5.1
4.1
2.0
1.5
Most Pts. (Team): 57 vs. B.M.
Most Pts. (Player): Winski 22 vs. F.B.
Porter
Sharpe
Smith
Rothcr
Davis
Williams
Messina
Novak
Rukey
7
7
4
7
5
8
1
6
7
98
77
40
63
33
42
5
29
22
Most Pts. (Team): 73 vs. S.
Most Pts. (Player): Porter 22
BOS. &S.P.; Sharpe 22 vs.
BOYS OF SUMMER
G TOTAL
Dietrick
B. Boyle
Coutts
Benner
Myers
Thievon
Brennan
7
6
7
7
7
■■?■
6
82
68
66
52
44
36
25
AVG.
14.0
11.0
10.0
9.0
6.6
5.2
5.0
4.9
3.1
P.
vs.
S.P.
AVG.
11.7
11.3
9.4
7.4
6.2
5.1
4.1
Intramural Basketball
POINTS LEADERS
Most Pts. (Team): 61 vs. G.F.C.
Most Pts. (Player): Coutts 21 vs. DOM
BAMBINO MAGICIANS
Leinbach
Butterwortfi
Sukeena
Vinitski
Wright
Stevens
Kwaitkowski
Arnold
G
9
9
f
1
9
1
9
3
99
94
83
64
78
50
50
Most Pts. (Team): 76 vs
Most Pts. (Player):
Butterworth 23 vs. BOS.
TOTAL AVG.
11.0
10.4
9.2
9.1
8.6
7.2
5.5
0.0
ORB.
IRON CURTAIN
Bauzon
C. Boyle
Protsko
Swineford
Mazzola
Simononis
Stella
Veprek
G
10
10
8
10
8
9
8
6
TOTAL
138
125
89
100
54
43
25
16
AVG.
13.8
12.5
11.1
10.0
6.7
4.7
3.1
2.6
Most Pts. (Team): 80 vs. F.B.
Most Pts. (Player):
C. Boyle 26 vs. F.B. '
DOUBLE STUFF
Parker
Ellison
Kiki
Nolan
Rothmaller
Cissel
Zendt
Schilling
G
8
10
10
8
9
9
9
4
TOTAL
140
139
136
87
83
72
60
19
AVG.
17.5
13.9
13.6
10.8
9.2
8.0
6.6
4.8
Most Pts. (Team): 97 vs. JH.
Most Pts. (Player):
Parker 47 vs. G.F.C.
GET FLAT CREW
Sterling
Townsell
Hoffner
Hower
Chief
Dallmer
Zellers
S. Canale
D. Canale
G
8
8
7
8
8
7
6
2
5
TOTAL
201
194
98
44
37
26
19
4
2
AVG.
25.1
24.2
14.0
5.5
4.6
3.7
3.1
0.5
0.4
Most Pts. (Team): 98 vs. JH.
Most Pts. (Player):
"Ducky Boy" 37 vs. B.O.S.
^ Coming Thursday ^
Spring Sports
Preview!
TEAM
G TOTAL
. AVG
Sterling. P.
GFC
10
201
25.1
Townsell, C.
GFC
8
194
242
Sweda, B.
ORB
6
133
22.1
Parker, J.
DS
8
140
17.5
Toiler. D
DOM
7
98
14.0
Hoffner. M.
GFC
7
98
140
Ellison. D.
DS
10
139
139
Bauzon, M.
IC
10
138
13.8
Keich. D.
DS
10
136
136
Boyle, C.
IC
10
125
125
Doherty, K.
SP
6
71
11.8
Dietrick, R,
BOS
7
82
11.7
Lutz, T
JH
6
70
116
Wheaton, M
FB
9
103
11.4
Boyle, B
BOS
6
68
11.3
Protsko, E
IC
8
89
11 1
Leinbach, P.
BM
9
99
110
Chard. D
FB
8
88
110
Sharpe. D.
DOM
7
77
11.0
Nolan. B ■ ;
DS
8
87
108
Butterworth. C.'*
BM
9
94
104
Stanton. K.
FB
8
81
10.1
Smith. S.
DOM
4
40
100
Swineford, R
IC
10
100
100
Coutts. J.J
BOS
7
66
9.4
Rothmaller. L.
DS
9
83
92
Sukeena, J,
BM
9
83
92
Vinitski, M. :',_
BM
7
64
9 1
Rother
DOM
7
63
9.0
Winski. P
JH
7
6.3
9,0
Wright. J ■ ,
BM
9
78
8.6
Krupa. E
FB
7
57
8 1
Cissel. S. ' '
DS
9
72
8.0
Lynch
JH
7
55
78
Wyatt
JH
7
54
77
Benner. R.
BOS
7
52
74
Stevens. S
BM
7
50
72
Fredrickson. T
JH
4
29
7.2
Pyatt. J.
SP
8
55
68
Mazzola, J.
IC
8
54
6.7
Davis, S.
DOM
5
33
6.6
Zendt, M #
DS
9
60
66
Hennessey, E
SP
b
.39
6.5
Myers. G.
BOS
7
44
62
Harby. J. ' f •
ORB
5
,30
60
Davis i..-;' ■'■'/;•.:;/..
JH
4
23
5.7
Kwaitkowski, R.
BM
9
50
5,5
Hower, A.
GFC
8
44
5.5
Lugar. Dr
ORB
6
32
53
Williams, M.
DOM
8
42
5.2
Thievon, X.
BOS
7
36
5 1
Oborne. X
JH
7
.36
5 1
Rothenheber. D.
SP
7
.36
5 1
Mundt. F ■ ')■
SP
7
35
5.0
Saul. G
SP
8
40
5.0
Novak. E ■:-
DOM
6
29
49
Schilling. R.
DS
4
19
47
Simononis, R
IC
9
43
4.7
Hannlchick. "Chief"
GFC
8
37
46
Brennan. X
BOS
6
25
42
Schmidt. X.
JH
6
25
42
Cooper, S
FB
3
12
40
Charette. B.
ORB
6
24
4.0
Dallmer. D, ,
GFC
7
26
3 7
Clancy, B, ' .•
FB
9
31
34
Flukey. J sV,;^
DOM
7
22
3 1
Stella. J
IC
8
25
3 1
Zellers. J
GFC
6
19
3.1
TEAM POINTS /GAME:
G
TOTAL
AVG.
Get Flat Crew
8
604
755
Double Stuff
10
7,37
737
Iron Curtain
10
587
587
Bambino Magicians
9
518
575
Boys of Summer
8
419
523
Domination
8
409
51 1
Jackhammers
8
360
45.0
Fat Boys
9
399
443
Orbitals
7
280
-40
Sa:cer Players
8
307
384
STAFF
Editorsm-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertisir]g Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey, Jamie Beck,
Melina Cosentino, Judy Henry,
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger,
Ann Whitesell, Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await, Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville. Dr. Ziemer
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
IMlaRRfsuPs^aflllcg^ (g®llfl®g®
Vol. XX. No. 21
Thuraday, March 27. 1986
Special
Thursday
Issue
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
The role of an effective administration
of an academic institution is complex, re-
quiring strong management, communica-
tive, financial, and leadership abilities.
Management of all resources, especially
human, should be used to their maximum
potential. Long-term decision making
must be considered and controlled.
Leadership which promotes student
morale is essential. Without leadership
the student body becomes apathetic.
Open communication between admin-
istration, faculty, and students promotes
a progressive college environment. It is
the duty of the administration to keep
these lines of communication open. All
opinions and ideas should be considered
before coming to a decision.
In "The Search for Excellence" it is our
duty as students to openly express our
ideas and opinions. . .
Sincerely;,
Students Lobbying
Against Mismanagement
Classical Concert Review
by W.L. Unger
On Thursday, March 20 at 7:30 in the
all-purpose room, talented musicians pre-
sented "An Evening of Classical Music."
The DVC Chorale started off the evening
by singing four selections, followed by
several clarinet - piano duets by DVC
band director Michele Metcalf. and ac-
companist Shcib Mondulick. Junior Diane
Malishaucki performed two energetic solos
entitled "Velvet Shoes" by Randall
Thompson and "Non So Piv" from "The
Marriage of Figaro" by W.A. Mozart.
This was followed by the dynamic duo of
DVC band director Michele Metcalf and
Tom Saffell performing three breathtak-
ing clarinet duets. Mrs. Joann Roberts
ended the program by singing three solos.
Refreshments were served following the
performances. All performers did a won-
derful job, making the entire concert a
success.
^ tTS
URGENT
Wanted: Students to aid in Blood-
mobile Drive (especially those we
helF>ed before or while in high school) .
Needed are those to help serve donuts
and walk those who gave bkxxi back
to the resting area. If interested please
attend the meeting on Wednesday
April 2, 1986. There will be a speaker.
Mr. DeLaurentis, ARC. The bloodmo-
bile is scheduled for Tuesday, April 15.
. . . prepare to meet . . .
The Ultimate Challenge!
AprU 15, 1986
10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
All-Purpose Room
Our Goal Is 200 Pints
Blood Donation sign- up sheets are
available in every dorm.
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
by ED. Wengryn ^^; :
On March 22. the Landscape-Nursery Club's registered party was abruptly broken up
by the L.C.B. (better known al the Liquor Control Board) . What caused such a scene to
occur? Simple. Someone broke the rules, and got caught. What does it mean for the
future? Nothing. Registered parties will continue, but a few stipulations will be enforced;
they are printed here:
1 . Don't sell tickets at the door — an L.C.B. agent may be your last customer.
2. All students must show proof of legal drinking age, 21 . or your DVC student
I.D. card. This message should be posted.
3. You are not in the beer, wine, or liquor business! You are accepting dona-
tions for a fundraiser in which alcoholic beverages are being served.
4. Don't let anyone who is driving home drive drunk!
5. Read and follow the Student Government rules regulating registered parties.
See Dean Tasker for a copy. ^ ^ ' . -
Every student should know all the rules concerning registered parties. Also, due to
new Alcohol Abuse Legislation there is no such thing as "private property," that is. the
campus can be, and is. patroled by local police looking for drinking law violators. So. if
you are under the legal age. fun and games are over. Just carrying alcohol across cam-
pus is a crime.
The Landscape-Nursery Club has learned an expensive lesson; breaking the rules
resulted in over a $300.00 loss. They regret that due to this they are unable to refund
any ticket money. - ■ . . .. -; ■-',■.'
The Legend of the Easter Bunny
by J. R. Beck . • *^ .„. ..; ,., : ^''-^-.y'' r'-'^r . > ■■: . ...
Once there was a little bunny who went off to search for whaiflife had in store for him.
There was so much to see in the world, he didn't know where to look first. Suddenly, his
nose sensed danger; it was a lost little girl. She and her parents were on a picnic, but she
strayed away. The little bunny went up to the giH. as to comfort and help her find her
parents.
When the little girl found her parents, she asked them if she could keep the bunny and
they agreed. The girl. Meggie. named the bunny. Whitney, and soon they became good
friends. One morning. Meggies mother made hard boiled eggs and placed them on the
breakfast table. Meggie brought Whitney to the table with her which made her father
angry. He told her to put the rabbit in another room. She put him in her father's den.
She told Whitney that she would bring back some eggs for him. ' ' " v'
She brought him a bowl of hard boiled eggs and placed them, along with Whitney, on
her father's desk By the way. there were bottles of paint on the desk, which Whitney
knocked over and it went all over the desk and everything. Meggie quickly and quietly
trit'd to clean up the mess. After she cleaned the desk, she was going to try to remove
\h.' paint from the eggs. Little did she know that Whitney had just created the first "Easter
f(jgs." When her father came in. Meggie was afraid her father would yell at her for what
happened. He didn't, in fact he said that the eggs were pretty
Tliis brought an idea to her father's head . He was an advertising agent for a candy
c(^mpanv. and he could use these eggs in a campaign. For an extra something, he added
Whitnev to the advertisement. Whitney was standing on his hind legs, and had a basket
of fciiK V eggs and chocolate. Her father also added mini candv eggs with jelly inside.
tJH'st' are now known as jelly beans.
The advertisements for these products came out to the public around Easter time. The
products of the jelly beans, colored eggs, and more, became popular and a success.
The Saturday before Easter. Whitney disappeared. This upset Meggie, but she was
very pleased when he returned on Monday. She and other children were unaware that
it was Whitney that left them goodies and candy on Easter morning. Each year he
makes his rounds, thus receiving the name of the Easter bunny. Since then, his
descendents have taken over the position of the Easter bunny, making Easter a joyous
occasion for children of all ages.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MARCH 31
Tuesday, April 2
FISHER BROS.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Wednesday, April 3
EVERGREEN LAWN CARE
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS.
The BIG Question
We get questions asked every day.
every hour at the Library, but the most
popular question this month has been,
"WHEN IS THE BOOK SALE?" So, for
all you anxious bibliophiles (book collec-
tors) , here is the good news.
This year the library's annual book sale
will be held during National Library
Week on Wednesday, April 9th. Hours
have not yet been decided.
A Campus Thought
Another summer passes with the ques-
tion in our minds, "Where did it go?"
Some of us worked, some took a course
of two but few of us really used the sum-
mer for its purpose — TO RELAX! Over
my vacation I came across this poem. I
thought it pertinent to the beginning of
our new year. I know it hit home few
myself.
People who go to college are incredi-
ble. We Hue away from honie. We go to
classes. We read and absc»rb and are com-
prehensiueli; tested on heavy amounts of
various materials. We sleep very little.
We drink ourselves into oblivion. We kill
ourselves with several types of smoke.
We cough and keep smoking. Someone's
always sick. Someone's always complain- '.
ing. We become atiached to close friends.
We smother each other. We lean too
much. We talk too much. We think way
too much. We feel too much. We think
often of the past and want to be back
there. We know we cannot go. We all
have our own separate lives and families,
backgrounds and pasts. We live totally
different from how we used to live. We
are frustrated, and although sometimes
we want to give up. we never stop trying.
We disregard health. We eat awful food.
We are forced to think about the future.
We are scared and confused. We reach
out for things but don't find them. We try
to sort out our minds, which are filled
with studies, worries, problems, memories,
emotions — powerful feelings. We
wander the halls lcx)king for happiness.
We wonder where we fit in. We fall and
get back up. We hurt — a lot. We keep
on going, though, becau^ above all else,
we never stop learning, growing, chang-
ing, and most importantly, dreaming.
Dreams keep us going. And they al-
ways will. All we can do about that is
thank God that we have something to
hold on to.
Lynn Fulginiti
Elizabethtown College
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Dear Editor,
Dear EdlttMr,
After all the turfing that went on this
past winter I'm glad to see that mainte-
nance is putting up gates and fences to
prevent this next year. Along with this,
couldn't they repave the fire lanes that so
desperately need it and in doing so also
put curbing up to prevent people from
driving on the grass?
Also, everyone complains about the
appearance of our campus, and I've
noticed that in some areas if you want to
help you can't. When was the last time
the garbage cans in the main parking lot
emptied out? I know for a fact that is has
been more than two months. On the
way back to the farm house after class I
would pick up an empty bottle in the
parking lot if I found one and throw it
away. But how are we supposed to dis-
pose of our garbage if the trash cans are
overflowing as it is? Maybe someone
should look in to this.
Sincerely,
David Bachinsky
NEW BRITAIN INN
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Phonathon 1986
The Annual Giving Office is delighted
to report the success of the 1986 Phona-
thon. A total of $53,921 was raised from
Alumni and parents during the five days.
March 16 through 20. Of the 768 pledges,
439 were new donors or donors who
had not given during the past two years.
The Phonathon is one of the best ways
jb build the College's donor base.
Please join us in thanking the following
Students who joined the alums, parents,
faculty, and staff members in making the
many, many calls necessary to raise this
record total:
Kim Frey '87 ■ ' .
' Alan Hamann '86 ' ^
Carole Gwynne '88
Debbie Noonan '88
Clarence Smith '88 .
John Lttzke '88
Clair Thompson '88
AiJcnkins'89
Donna Hayek '88
. ^ ' Thomas Long '88
RayBoltz'87
Brenda Wemcr '86
Theresa Raffa '86
Wendy Unger '88
Beth Bevins '89
Linda Johnson '86
Wendy Raubcnheimer '87
Eric Vanden Bcrghe '88
Linda Chiappini '86
Lori Ann Luciano '87
Cindy Donough '87
Kelley Hadesty '89
•William Schmidt '86
Jeff Middleton '86
John Sticrly '89
Annmarie Whitesell '88
Charles Morgan '87
• Hank Kasprzak '88
Chris Britton '89
Lisa Fleischmann '89
* "New Donors" Award Winners
In addition, we would like to thank Dr.
Jc»hua Feldstein '42, Mr. O^ar Larsson
'52, and 17 other alumni for their hours of
telephoning; Mr. Mike Pence and the
security ^aff for their help all week; Mrs.
Willetta Gourley for arranging the tele-
phone service; and Mr. Steve Klein for
providing the food service.
The Missed
Meal Factor
The members of the Delaware Valley
College Food Committee would like to
respond to "What do you think" in the
recent issue of Ram Pages concerning
the 19 meal plan the college offers. The
Food Committee has explored this ques-
tion and learned quite a bit about our
meal program.
The M.W.Wood Company of Allen -
town, who is In charge of our food service
program, presented a slide show to the
j^mmittee explaining the cost of the
meal plan and how it is determined. Many
factors are considered. One factor is
known as "The Missed Meal Factor."
The cost of the board plan is influenced
by the number of meals that a student at-
tends. Invariably, with every student on
campus, there will be a certain number of
meals missed, including breakfast and
weekend meals.
In the budgeting process used by the
Wood Company and therefore the Col-
lege the number of missed meals is
already taken into consideration. This in-
formation , coupled with the "fixed costs"
of the dining program such as labor, utili-
ties and overhead to operate the program,
is used to determine the cost of the board
plan the student pays for.
The Dining Service knows that not
every student eats three meals a day in
the dining hall, and this is already figured
into the overall price you pay for the board
plan. . -
Dear Editor,
D^n Editor,
When I came to Del Val three years
ago, I came with pride. I believed in my
school and enjoyed being here, but I
don't have that pride anymore.
I once heard if you lost your pride in
something, you can do one of two things:
run away, or try to build that pride back
up. Well, I've chosen to build that pride
back up by asking my school to take
more interest in their students so that
they will see their students taking pride in
their school again.
They can accomplish this by listening
to our complaints, treating us like the
adults we are, by entering the eighties,
creating more student activities, opinion
polls, and offering better food. Then
there's facilities on campus, which I feel
all students should be able to use without
going through the Security Office ritual. I
heard that if it wasn't for a specific group,
students would not have access to certain
materials. There are many donated items
on campus, and one group should not
have priority over others just because it
was donated to that specific group!
We should sponsor more weekend ac-
tivities and social clubs to keep students
here. How about helping build good re-
lations between the local community and
the school. Help students with money for
school, because many need a little help
now and then. Change the guest rules; if
you're being quiet, not disturbing others,
I think overnight guests should be allowed
on weekends.
I think these points could help with re-
cruitment and could help present students
feel more comfortable while living away
from home, especially freshmen.
Also, more than one Parents' Day per
year can get parents involved in their son
or daughter's education.
These are just a few suggestions (I
have a whole lot more) . I hope you see
my point. Del Val is a fine educational in-
stitution, but there is more to college
than books. We will always have those
students who don't care, but let's care
about those who do! I will be more than
happy to help build up student pride
again. Just ask!
Thank you,
John Lester
LEARNING SKILLS
STUDY HALL: 5 WEEKS UNTIL
FINALS! A reminder that LEARNING
SKILLS WORKSHOPS ARE BEING
OFFERED TO ALL STUDENTS each
Wednesday during the exam hour (3rd
period, 11:20-12:10) in the basement of
Segal Hall (below the Post Office) . This
week's workshop (4/2) will demonstrate
"Systematic Methods for Mastering Text-
book Material." For more informatk>n call
Mr. Davis ext. 2309.
ON TAPE: Available for your conve-
nience and private listening are "Learn-
ing Skills on Tape." Located in the Study
Hall (Segal Hall basement) from Noon-
10 p.m. every Monday-Thursday. Avail-
able on cassette tapes are topics ranging
from notetaking and organizing papers to
memory, concentration and how to pre-
pare for and take exams. Since we are
limited on tape recorders you may want
to bring your walkman. Tutors are avail-
able for your personal help. For more in-
formation contact Mr. Steve Davis, ext.
2309.
ON THE ROAD: A complete over-
view of the entire "Learning to Learn"
package can be presented right in your
dorm. If interested, contact your R.A. or
call Mr. Davis, ext. 2309.
TUTOR HOTLINE: Have you ever
been confused over a problem or proce-
dure and can't find the answer in your
notes or text? Well, before you decide to
"wait til next class to get the answer."
take one more step . . . use the TUTOR
HOTLINE! Call ext. 2426 and let one
of our tutors help you over the hump
and keep that study momentum flowing.
The hotline is open Monday through
Thursday from 7 - 10 p.m.
For more information call Mr. Davis,
ext. 2309.
MICROBIOLOGY TALK
Dr. Carol Long and Jim Burns. DVC
1984, from the Department of Microbi-
ology and Immunology at Hahnemann
University will be talking about their
research on malaria at 10 a.m. on
Wednesday, April 2, in Dr. Miller's micro-
biology class. Jim was a biology major
and first in the graduating class of 1984.
Dr. Long is his research advisor on his
Ph.D. project.
This will provide a good opportunity
for students in any major to talk about
various graduate school possibilities at
Hahnemann, including departments
other than microbiology.
SPECIAL
SUMMER COURSE
The course entitled "Agronomic Crop
Production" will be offered again during
the first Summer Session (May 26 to June
27, 1986). The course will provide "In
season" experience in all farming opera-
tions, from seedbed preparation to har-
vesting. While the course includes lecture
presentation, the emphasis is on practical
experience, especially field experience.
The schedule for the summer will be:
12:30 -4:30 p.m.
5:30 -8:30 p.m.
each Tuesday and Thursday
An additional 3-hour "help" session will be
available during each week on Wednes-
days.
The maximum number of students will
be limited to no more than ten.
We strongly advise anyone interested
in farming, eqaecially those lacking In farm-
ing experience, to take advante^ of this
course and register for it.
For additional information contact Mr
Claycomb, the instructor in charge of the
course, the Office of Continuing Educa-
tion or Dr. Prundeanu.
This is equivalent to three semester
CTedits or one semester credit. Employ-
ment Program (if approved by the respec-
tive Department Chairman) .
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Correction
Ram Pages staff would like to apolo-
gize to Nurse Claudia Cornell for making
a mistake on her name in the alcohol
abuse demonstration article.
Israeli Night On Campus
Saturday, April 5th
8:00 p.m.
Newman Gym
Sponsored by HILLEL
For a thoroughly enjoyable evening,
join the dancers! Folk dancing from the
Middle East will be led by Dr. Barry Gins-
berg and his wife, Mindi. The steps are
fun to learn and it's not as hard as it looks!
And to keep your strength up after the
dancing, a delicious meal is included in
the $2.00 donation. The Middle East
Restaurant in Philadelphia has agreed to
cater an Israeli-style buffet.
The public is welcome, and tickets will
be available at the door, if there's room.
To guarantee a place, call ext. 2387 for
reservations and don't miss out. , •
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEWISH!
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Attention
Student Government and class officer
elections are coming up soon! Pick up
your petitions NOW at the Dean of Stu-
dents Office.
• Student Government petitions are
due April 14; elections will be held April
16.
• Class petitions are due April 21; elec-
tions will be held April 23.
Come on out and donate some of
your time to your class or Student Gov-
ernment. It feels great to be involved!
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52 Trucked
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Myths of DVC
Queatlona Without
Real Answers
1. Do you have to wait 20 minutes for a
Dr. and only 10 minutes for a Mr. if
the professor Is not there on time?
2. Do you really get a 4.0 for the semes-
ter If your roommate dies or commits
suicide?
3. Did Feather Bed Hill really have a
feather bed?
4. Was the train station really a part of a
Philly Flower Show exhibit? And was
it rebuilt eight times?
5. Does the infirmary really have a gyne-
cologist that come here once a week?
6. Are there catacombs under campus
between Lasker, Ulman, Segal and
Allman buildings?
7. Did we really spend 3.5 million dollars
for the hallway called the Student
Center?
8. Why don't they hang a flag flying from
the flag pole marking the original sight
of campus out near the orchards?
We invite anyone who knows the an-
swers (the real answers) to these ques-
tions to please write Ram Pages, Box
988. Some of these questions we have
lost sleep over.
'MASK'
by Judy Henry
"Mask" was seen here at DVC on
Tuesday, March 18. The crowd was large
and very responsive to the movie. The
movie was about a young man, Rocky
Dennis who had a facial disorder at birth.
The movie portrayed Rocky's strength
and understanding of the real world.
The movie had that happy yet sad air
surrounding It. I feel that this was a really
good film and hope to see more of its
caliber here at DVC. Social House keep
up the good work.
AEROBICS
Aerobics has begun on campus
and is a great success. Everyone is
welcome, male or female! Come on
out and firm up with us.
The sessions will be held on Tues-
days and Thursday from 4:30 to
5:30 p.m. and Sunday 7:00 to 8:00
p.m. All sessions will be held in the
James Work Gymnasium.
Come on out and join us.
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PITCHING IS KEY AS DVC BASEBALL SETS TO OPEN SEASON
by John Litzke
"How well our pitching is will dictate
how well we do this season. Our pitching
has to keep us close for us to win ball
games," commented Manager Frank
Wolfgang. I'm sure how well this team
hits this season will also be a factor
towards a goal of a winning season but
after losing five quality pitchers to gradu-
ation, the rotation has to be a priority.
Returning from last year's 17-5 club
are outfielders Dan Porter and Emil
Novak, shortstop Joe Cox, second base-
man John Messina and first baseman
Rod Swineford who is currently on the
disabled list with an injured leg.
• Mike Heisy should step in and be the
Opening day catcher which was vacated
by Clay Funk. "I think Mike can do the
job for us," commented Wolfgang.
The 12 freshman on the roster will add
depth to the Aggie bench with newcomers
Tony Sandone, Bill Boyle. Scott Seidel
and Chris Wargo showing some poten-
tial. The freshmen will be keys to DVC's
future.
The pitching duties will be placed
upon the following pitchers: Mark "Cy"
Rother, Doug Sharpe, Emil Novak, Chris
Boyle, Dan Smoker, Collin Merrill, Dave
Moyer and Joe Peitrefesa.
"We're going to have to work hard to
win," said Coach Wolfgang. If you work
hard it usually pays off and hopefully
DVC will be able to duplicate the suc-
cesses of the 1985 season.
Over the spring break, the Aggies trav-
eled in vans down to Sanford, Rorida for
Baseball team off to Florida in search of pre-
season success and sun.
TRACK SPEEDS AHEAD:
WITH NEW COACH LEADING THE WAY
Delaware Valley opens its 1986 Track
and Field season with a brand new coach
and that same old winning tradition.
DVC's new coach is Mr. Richard Acker
and he sports some pretty hefty creden-
tials. Mr. Acker is currently Director of
Guidance at William Tennent High
School. He was Tennent's track coach
for 15 years and has coached his teams
to 11 championships. He is President of
the Philadelphia's Track Coaches Board,
a meet director for the Kiwanis track club,
and an active District 1 Cross County
director. Mr. Acker will concentrate his
efforts on the running events while assis-
tant coach, Mr. Jim Garvin will work as
weight coach (shot put, discus, etc.).
Coach Acker has been very pleased
with what he has seen so far this pre-sea-
son. He feels he has potential NCAA
champions in the following athletes:
1 Ken McDaid — distance run (co-
captain) :' "
2. Jim Rukey — javelin throw
3. Chris Buckley — high jump
4. Kevin Marshall — sprints
5. Dave Keich — high jump, long jump,
sprints
6. Chris Fraser — 2nd bid for NCAA
women's hurdle crown; outstanding in
all running events from the 1(X) meters to
the 800 meters.
This is how DVC looks by event:
MENS DIVISION
HURDLES
" Dave Bradley — outstanding
Tom Makow/ski — very good
JUMPS
Chris Buckley
• - . , Dave Keich
Steve Caffey
Dave Bradley
Mike Mazur
Joe Westerfer
Jeff Adcrhok — strong pole vaulter,
cleared 13 feet in high school
DISTANCE
Al Krouse
Ken McDaid
Rob Benner
Dave Sfxjtts
John Thompson
SPRINTS
Kevin Marshall
Dave "Kiki" Keich
Steve Caffey
Kevin Dickmcycr — k>oks strong
Hardy Rucb — kx>ks strong
Mike Williams - strong in 200 & 400
Jim Enoch
Mike Mazur
Joe Westerfer
WEIGHT EVENTS
Jim Rukey — javelin, definite MAC contender
Steve LiUcr — shot put
Andy Ernst — shot put
Mike Ham — discus
Bill Brosky — javelin
John Wiorek — discus
James Dudley — shot put
The men's events are very well repre-
sented by DVC and their basic strengths
are concentrated in the sprints, distance
running, and the jumps.
Potential on the women's side is over-
flowing. NCAA champion, Chris Fraser
should make a bid for her second straight
NCAA hurdle crown. Mr. Acker couldn't
say enough about the contributions and
accomplishments of Fraser. She is an out-
standing athlete. Coach Acker is also im-
pressed with his other female athletes as
well. Freshman, Randi Kunkel has been
a stand out because of her outstanding
versitility. Randi performs in the long
jump, triple jump, high jump, sprints,
and the javelin. . , ^ . .
Here's a run down of the other ladies
by event:
WOMEN'S DIVISION
HURDLES
Chris Fraser
Wendy Fields
JUMPS
Randi Kunkel — long, high, and triple jumps
Sharon Chapman — triple and long jumps
Tracey Marshall — triple and long jumps
Carol Spenser — triple and long jumps ,
SPRINTS
Chris Fraser
Sharon Chapman
Tracey Marshall
Randi Kunkel
Debbie Stackiiouse
Connie Hajioannou
Carol Spenser
WEIGHT EVENTS
Tina Drey — shot put, discus, javelin
Tracey Murray — shot put, discus
Randi Kunkel — javelin
Monica Etzweiler — javelin, long distance
Mr. Acker is currently making up relay
teams for both men and women and is
looking for any ladies wishing to run
distance.
The team's first meet will take place at
Towson St. in Maryland where they will
be one of about 50 schools competing.
The track team opens their MAC sched-
ule vs. Lycoming on April 12. The team
to beat in the MAC will be Susquehanna
once again as national champion Mike
Spangler returns looking to lead the
Crusaders to the peak of the MAC .
"We will definitely be one of the stronger
teams in the league," said Acker. So Mr.
Sjjangler, 1 think DVC is going to have
something to say about who's going to be
MAC champs in '86.
a week of baseball and a week of sun.
The winter months tend to put a little rust
on the old bones and that has seemed to
have happened to DVC as they finished
1-5 down in the Collegiate Grapefruit
League.
The only win for DVC came against
Babson College and the Aggies rocked
Babson 12-6. Chris Boyle and Collin
Merrill combined for the victory. DVC
played one night under the lights of San-
ford Stadium against New York St.,
Cortland. Dan Smoker started, throwing
the first five innings giving up two hits
and one run with two walks. Going into
the sixth inning, DVC was up 4-1 but
things fell apart and Cortland came back
late in the seventh inning to win it 5-4.
DVC was led by Mark Bauzon, who hit
two opposite field homers, and Loren
"Bubba" Bacher, Joe Cox and John
Messina each parked one as well.
Rodney Swineford was hindered by a
hamstring pull early in the week so Emil
Novak filled in at first base. Rodney is ex-
pected to be ready of)ening day.
Mike Heisy took a majority of the
catching duties while Bacher and fresh-
man Scott Seidel shared the extra catch-
ing time.
John Messina and Joe Cox filled the
second base and shortstop positions res-
pectively and Dan Porter played left field
and Mark Bauzon played center through-
out the entire trip. Right and third were
more or less open but are expected to be
filled before game day. The Aggies begin
season play in April.
1986 DVC Aggie Baseball Team
lady Aggies Look to Capture
5th Consecutive Winning Season in '86
Coach Johnson and the Lady Aggies
came off a strong showing in Myrtle
Beach, Va. as they went 3-1 over Spring
Break losing only to Wisconsin, Lacrosse
7-1 while beating the likes of Messiah,
Swarthmore, and Aquinas.
But these were only preseason for the
Ladies will have to be ready to do bat-
tle as they enter another softball season
in the always tough Middle Atlantic
Conference.
The Aggies have the troops to be a
champion. Returning on the 1986 squad
are only two seniors and they happen to
be a double play combination. Senior
Michele "Twink" Heffner will be at short
and senbr Meg Skillman will be at second.
Mr. Johnson has a strong supporting cast
as well with returning starters Beth Karr
in left, Kathy Renaud in center, Vicki
Keener at third, Carol Gwynne on the
mound, Christine Schultz catching, and
Lynn Schumack in the infield.
Promising newcomers to the DVC Soft-
ball squad include Tammy Petraskie,
Marg Baumer, Laura Etzweiler, Kim Tim-
ler, Kim Emhaff, Deb Scannapieco. and
Cheryl Price. Probable starters include
Kirsten King, Jen Coffman and Stephanie
Dixon. All three look very strong.
"I expect this team to do very well this
season, our defense is our strong point
and it showed down in Virginia. Our hit-
ting isn't where it should be at this point,
but it will come around," commented
Coach Johnson. The pitching situation
looks to be strong with Johnson going
with two pitchers in the starting rotation
with other potential stars in the bullpen.
Scranton, the annual favorite and the
team to beat, won't be the only challenge
for the Lady Aggies as FDU, Upsala, and
Kings look to take a run at the title.
"Even though it is a strong league, 1 ex-
pect DVC to be just as strong," said
Johnson.
DVC opens their season with two
away games vs. Upsala on April 1 and
Widener April 2. Their home opener will
be on Saturday, April 5 vs. Muhlenberg
at 1:00. Good Luck!
LACROSSE SEEKS SUPPORT:
SEASON OPENS THIS WEEK
1 can still remember seeing my first
lacrosse game when my father took me
and my brother down to the Civic Center
to see the Philadelphia Wings play. The
name Zenny Lepinski still sticks in my
head for some reason.
It hasn't taken the lacrosse team long
to get themselves noticed as a potential
power, and after just one full season of
play under their belts.
Senior captains Chris Kelly and Bill
Moyer lead a hard-hitting team and a
steady offense led by top scorer Darren
Hasara into their second season. DVC
will face the likes of Trenton State, Ur-
sinus, Academy of the New Church,
Temple and p>erhaps their toughest op-
ponent, Millersville.
Besides Kelly and Moyer, DVC will
field a team consisting of Mark Berlinger,
Bob Sauer, Darren Hasara, Craig Cole,
Bill Madara, Jim DeCoursey and Tom
Hertler.
Spear-heading DVC's defense will be
hard-hitting dcfensemen Bill Moyer,
Craig Cole, Bill Madara and newcomer
Hank Kasprzak will try his best to be the
"Rock of Gibralter" in the net. Hank has
shown he is a quality goaltender while
minding the net for SFV in the intramural
indoor hockey league.
What the team needs now is a little
promotion. Get out and see this team
play. It should be an exciting season.
m
^^^^
Steve Cissel. who had a game high 20 points in
championship, hits two during Double Stuff's
semifinal win.
Brandt No/an. who has 12 boards in champion-
ship, grabs trt board in seminfinal game vs.
Bambirm Mayans.
CISSEL, NOLAN LEAD DOUBLE STUFF
TO INTRAMURAL CROWN!
Back on March 15 in 44 B.C., Julius
Caesar, the great emperor of Rome, was
slain by the knife of Brutus and the story
of his murder just happened to go on
and become quite a masterpiece for
that guy from England named Willianft
Shakespeare.
Another masterpiece was performed
about 2000 years later, five days after
the anniversary of Caesar's slaying. On
Thursday. March 20th. the undefeated
Iron Curtain assumed the role of Julius
Caesar and second-place Double Stuff
gladly took the role of Brutus as Double
Stuff received a team-game-season-high
20 points from forward Steve Cissel and
a team-game high 12 rebounds from en-
thusiastic center Brandt Nolan to trounce
the Iron Curtain 79-49 to capture the
1986 Intramural Basketball title.
The Iron Curtain, who went undefeated
during the regular season, were more
like the Iron-Alloy Curtain as they were
missing key players John Mazzola who
was in Rorida and sharp-shooter Rodney
Swineford who was out with a leg injury.
Had they been in the lineup, the out-
come may have been different.
Double Stuffs running game and re-
bounding seemed to do the Curtain in. .
(Iron Curtain was playing with only six
players.) Double Stuff converted on
most of their fast-break opportunities and
"Big Nol." Cissel and Kiki dominated the
offensive and defensive boards. Head
coach James Dudley used his bench well
and used the right strategies against a
tough defensive club like Iron Curtain.
Double Stuff basically controlled the
Contest and forced Iron Curtain into the
Double Stuff game plan. Double Stuff
led at half 40-21. Halftime stats had
Double Stuff hitting 19 shots and two of
three from the line for 40 and had Iron
Curtain hitting nine shots and three of
nine from the line for 21. The nine first
half field goals shows how Iron Cur-
tain missed the outside shot of Rodney
Swineford .
Iron Curtain shot better in the second
half but it was all Double Stuff. Double
Stuff finished hitting 37 field goals and
five of seven from the line while Iron
Curtain hit 22 field goals and five of 13
from the line.
Iron Curtain was on the throne all sea-
son long with Double Stuff on their heels
all the way and that one blow by Double
Stuff ended the reign of Iron Curtain and
put them up on top. Congratulations to
both teains on a fine performaru:^.
INTRAMURAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Double Stuff 79 • Iron Curtain 49
D.S I.e.
Nolan 12 --^i "TStella 6
Cissel 20 Simononis 6
Parker
12 Bauzon
12
Ellison
6 C.Boyle
15
Zendt
7 Veprek
Rothmaller 8 Protsko
10
Kiki
14
Referees
. Ho//ncr, Ford, Westerfer
All. STAR TEAMS
First Team
G
Paul Sterling GFC
G
Chris Boyle IC
F
Bruce Sweda ORB
F
James Parker DS
C
Chris Townsell GFC
Second Team
G
Dan-el Ellison DS
G
Dave Keich DS
F
Mark Bauzon IC ' '
F
Dan Porter DOM
' C
^ Eric Protsko IC
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Third Team
G
Kevin Doherty SP
. G
Paul Leinbach BM
F
Matt Wheaton FB
; F
Rick Dietrick BOS
c
Todd Lutz JH
All-Star Teams selected by DVC sports
writers.
Personals
Jamie — Roomies always! Thank you
for being there for me! Love ya. Tiger.
Hey '^ 1 — 1 love you! Tiger
The most common phrase on campus:
"We'll look into it."
Roomie — Who is that man in your bed?
Hey Denny & Frank — Whose back are
you going to stab next. Tell us before you
strike. — Farm House
PREREGISTRATION
Preregistration for the 1986 fall semes-
ter courses is scheduled for April 1. 2. 3,
4. 7. 8. and 9. 1986. Final day of prere-
gistration will be held on Thursday. April
10. 1986 in the Student Center All-Pur-
pose Room. Business Administration
and Computer Information Management
majors will complete all preregistration in
Ullman Hall faculty offices.
• INTRAMURAL •
SOFTBALL SIGNUPS
Both Men's & Women's
Get rosters in this weeic!
WANTED
Writers and contributors to fill this
space. Contact Box 988.
Sports Writers or Reporters. Inquire
at Box 988.
WHArS NEW AT THE
STUDENT STORE:
• The heavy weight sweatsuits are back
in stock. Colors available are grey and
white. $25.00
• Has crazy Eddie come to DVC? No,
but our prices will be msane. Watch for
details on the greatest cbthing sale ever
starting April 1 .
• Due to a temporary work stoppage at
our supplier, our film processing service
had to be discontinued. Sorry for the
inconvenience.
SPRING BREAK
PHOTO CONTEST:
20% off all overnight photo pro-
cessing and film. Bring in your best
shots from spring break and enter
them in our photo contest. Pictures of
Florida, pjeople, scenery, parties,
anything!! Have us process your film
overnight, at the special 20% off
price, choose your best shot and enter
it to win prizes. Deadline for entries is
Monday, March 31st. See details and
prizes posted at the store.
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Coming Wed,, April 16th
ROOM REGISTRATION
FOR*86-*87 i
Room registration is scheduled for
Wednesday. April 16th. All registi-ants
will report to the All-Purpose Room (Stu-
dent Center) which will be divided for the
men and women.
The schedule is as follows:
Class of 1987 4:15-5:15 p.m.
Class of 1988 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Class of 1989 7:00-8:30 p.m.
To be eligible to register for a room
next year, your advance payment of
$ 150.00 must be paid to the Account-
ing Office. (The due date was Friday,
March 14. 1986 — check with the Ac-
counting Offk:c now if you are unsure of
your payment status.)
The lottery system will be used to de-
termine the order of room selection. You
are required to have a roommate (s) prior
to selecting your room. No one will be
able to register for a three or four person
room without the full amount of people
necessary to fill the room. If you do not
have a roommate, your name will be put
into a general pool and you will be as-
signed a roommate and room aft^r the
total housing registration is completed.
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Editorsin-Chief John D. Ebert
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Sports Editor John E. Litzke
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Advertisir)g Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey, Jamie Beck,
Melina Cosentino, Judy Henry,
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger,
Ann Whitesell, Scott Zeitt
Artist Monk:a Etzwciler
Photographers . Tom Awah, Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
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Vol. XX. No. 22
Friday. April 4. 1986
♦ 19KB
... prepare to meet ...
''The Ultimate Challenge!
April 15. 1986
10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
All-Purpose Room
Our Goal Is 200 Pints
Blood Donation sign -up sheets are
available in every dorm.
Michael Schwedick introduces an alligator to
DVC students before the show
Reptile World
by Annmarie Whitesell
The evening started out well for Michael
Schwedick as he opened his program
with about one hundred people in atten-
dance. The APR was closed to half size
and was an enjoyable small theatre.
Michael Schwedick was very knowl-
edgeable and informative. Even if you
walked in with no knowledge of reptiles,
you left with a feeling of understanding
and respect of the family Reptilia.
Michael Schwedick's reptiles included
an albunio soft shell Thailand turtle and
Iggy- the iguana. ("His antics were the
highlight of the show." said one spec-
tator). Along with these creatures, that
are sometimes not associated with the
reptiles, Michael Schwedick had a croco-
dile, alligator and various snakes.
I must admit when Michael brought
out the poisonous snakes he had the at-
tention of the entire audience. These
beautiful, but terrifying snakes, were the
crescendo of the show. I would like to
thank Mr. Schwedick for a well-planned
and exciting show.
Personals
Jeff — it is great that the S.G. is involved
with social functions at DVC. However,
shouldn't S.G. also act as a watchdog for
student interests? — SLAM
Hey Michelle, Bell Four.
Yes. the college really did waste $3.5
million on the hallway called the Student
Center, and still paying interest.
S.L.A.M. is now S.L.I.M.; Let's cut
wa^e.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home owoy from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
. ' .. SI off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: innport Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
' 'Area '$ Cheapest Takeout ' '
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
A FOREIGN INVASION
IS COMING TO DVC
by John Litzke
Have you ever dreamt of visiting for-
eign lands? How about the glorious and
astounding country of Egypt with its
pyramids and sphinxes or the grandeur
and beauty that is China with its Great
Wall cutting like a jagged knife blade
through the Asian continent or the splen-
dor, history and people that is the mag-
nificent country of India?
Well, put your travel guides away and
head on over to International Night,
which will be held right here at DVC
from 7-9 p.m. in the APR on Monday,
April 21st. Admission is free. The coun-
tries on display will be; Finland. India,
Thailand. Switzerland. Egypt and China.
This program is sponsored by the Agri-
business Department. All are welcome!
The Agriculture Economics class,
taught by Dr. John Avery, has begun
giving their international study reports
and. 1 must say. the ones that have been
given so far have been top-notch and
presented very well. There are still many
to be given so look the schedule over
and attend, before it's too late!
AB2225 International Reports Schedule
10-11 a.m. DVC Greenhouse Room I
Canada
4/21
R Woytas
Morocco
4/21
K Dickmyer
International
4/21
SC
Night
Finland
APR 7-7:30
M Freeman
India
CH 7-7:30
B Whestonc
Thailand
CH 7:30-8
J Stirley
Switzerland
APR 7 .30 8
A Angle
Egypt
CP 7 .30 8
M Vogt
China (PRO
APR 8:10-8:45
Dr J Avery
Australia
4/24
B. Slawtcr
Zimbabwae
4/24
D Samuel
Denmark
5/1
A Wagner
5/5
M. Moyer
5/5
W. Lippencott
SC Studertt Center: APR M Purpose Room;
CH Coffeehouse, CP Caesars
Pub
NATION
DATE
STUDE^
Netherlands
4/7^.
C Britten
France
4/7*^
J Heflich
Japan
4/10
N. Clover
England
4/10
H Clymer
South Korea
4/14
J Schiffer
Brazil
4/17
R Day
Scotland
4 17
L Serwell
A massive Nepalese Door Guardian frorr) 900-
1200 AD. Just an example of what can be
seen at International Night.
The SchooVs History: Part I
by J. Beck
Delaware Valley College was founded
in 1896 by Rev. Dr. Joseph Krauskopf:
the library is named in his honor. Back
then, the college was called the National
Farm School. The name of the school
has changed three times since then. In
1946, the name changed to the National
Farm School and Junior College. Two
years later, it changed to National Agri-
culture College, and in 1960, the school
became Delaware Valley College.
Dr. Krauskopf founded the school so
that people could work the land. The
purpose of the college was "The training
of youth into becoming scientific and
practical agriculturists." Dr. Krauskopf
heard that Count Leo Tolstoi was run-
ning a farm school in Russia so he went
to see him about how to run it. When he
came back, he started the National Farm
School. The initial idea for the school
was to have Jewish immigrants from
eastern Europe work on farms as a liv-
ing. Soon he found out that not just the
Jewish needed work, but also everyone
else as well. ^ '
The first school building for DVC, then
known as the National Farm School, was
dedicated on Sunday. June 20, 1897. A
building, later to be known as Pioneer
Hall, was erected with $10,000 raised by
Joseph Krauskopf. Maurice Feustman
was the architect. When the first students
came to DVC, they found that the li-
brary, classrooms, dorm rooms, dining
hall, laundry room, kitchen and gym
were all in one building. From a picture I
saw of it. the building looked like about
four floors and a basement.
At the beginning. Dr. Krauskopf de-
sired to make the school co-ed, and
never really abandoned the idea. The
first class had ten male students in it dur-
ing the fall of 1897, but all didn't stay.
Those who did got food, clothes, educa-
tion and housing free of charge. Dr.
Krauskopf. a headmaster, matron and
three instructors were the original staff.
The students went four full years (12
months a year) to get their diplomas. '
The 25th anniversary of the school
was in June of 1922. Yet. during this
joyous celebration. Pioneer Hall burned
to the ground. No one knows what
started the fire. This really discouraged
Dr. Krauskopf, who was in ill health at
the time. It wasn't a total loss, because
four buildings, including Segal Hall, were
built during the first 25 years.
Dr. Krauskopf died a few months after
the burning of Pioneer Hall and the li-
brary was built in his memory.
Next week ! will explain more of DVC's
history, including the history of the li-
brary, Segal Hall and Lasker Hall. Stay
tuned for next week's installment.
I would like to thank Mrs. Shook of
the library and Herbert Allman for his
book. Unique Institution, which he wrote
in 1935. I got most of my information
from this book.
Israeli Night On Campus
Saturday, April 5th
8:00 p.m.
Newman Gym
Sponsored by HILLEL
For a thoroughly enjoyable evening,
join the dancers! Folk dancing from the
Middle East will be led by Dr. Barry Gins-
berg and his wife, Mindi. The steps are
fun to learn and it's not as hard as it looks!
And to keep your strength up after the
dancing, a delicious meal is included in
the $2.00 donation. The Middle East
Restaurant in Philadelphia has agreed to
cater an Israeli-style buffet.
The public is welcome, and tickets will
be available at the door, if there's room.
To guarantee a pletc^, call ext. 2387 for
reservations and don't miss out.
you DONT HAVE TO BE JEWISH!
jf Jf 4- ^ 1^ >
This Week on
^ Campus
by Jamie Beck
^ FRIDAY. APRIL 4
Sophomore Dinner DiMac» at
I
dm^ -
Shawn«e-at- Highpoint
SATURDAY, APRIL 5
Israeli Night in RN Gym. 9 p.m.
Bucks County Syrriphoriy in AF^, 8
p.m.
Softball (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 1 p.m.
Baseball (H) vs. ScrantcMi. 1 p.m.
Track (A) vs. Swiothmore, 12 nocm
SUNDAY. APRIL 6
Mike Green wtO give a seminar on
"Afcohol Educatbn.
MONDAY. APRIL 7
Today is my nephew. Mfl^'s b-
Natk>nai Lhr&ty Week b^ins.
Pre-regisfration this weekfl
Softball (A) vs. Nkrfyywn, 4 p.m.
GoH (A) vs. Susquehanna. I p.m
TUESDAY. APRILS
SoltbaD (H) vs. Kings. 2 p.m.
Natiorud Library Week continue
WEDNESDAY. APRIL 9
Uixaxy Book Sale from 8 a.m. -12
noon
Senk>r Bowling Night
JunicN- Hoagie and Sundae Ni
Baseball (H) vs. Upsaia, 1 p.m
Golf (A) vs. FDU, 1 p.m.
Track (A) vs. Moravian. 3:30 p.m
THURSDAY. APRO. 10
Today is my sister, Wendy's b-day?
Final prc-registration!!
NO CLASSES!!!
Softball (H) vs. FDU, 2;30 p.m
Women's Track (A) vs. F & M, 3:»
p.m.
A final note: Bffl. you better get ywir
body to the meeting or ^wur ^ade
point average wiS suffer!! Thanks, the
staff
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National Farm School
LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Freshman Pervis Ellison leads Louis-
ville to NCAA title with a 72-69 victory
over top-seed Duke. Ellison tried out
his new nickname for size, "Never
Nervous" Pervis as the 6 '-9" center
was an overwhelming choice for MVP
honors after scoring 25 points and rip-
ping down 11 rebounds. All-American
and potential-first-pick-ln-the-NBA-
draft, Johnny Dawkins scored a team-
high 24 and finished out an outstand-
ing career at Duke. This one will hurt
though, and for a long time.
• Boston captures Eastern Conference
and L.A. captures the West. Boston,
Philly, New Jersey, New York, Wash-
ington, Milwaukee, Atlanta, Detroit,
Houston, Denver, Dallas and L.A. all
clinch playoff berths. Six teams to go
before playoff pairings are announced.
• Philadelphia and Washington are tied
for Patrick Division title, each with 102
points, it'll go down to the final day
with just about four regular season
games remaining.
i-* Baseball season begins in about a
week or two. Look for the Phillies to
land veteran pitcher Rick Rhoden this
week.
• A Mike Tyson-Trevor Berbrck duel
seems likely with the WBC Heavy-
weight title up for grabs.
• Philadelphia Eagles finish mini-camp
in Tampa with Coach Ryan being
pleasantly surprised about the talent
and hopeful of landing another quar-
terback to give Jaworski a buddy and
to even take Jaworski's job away from
him. In the running for the potential
Eagles quarterbacking job are Marc
Wilson of the Raiders, Matt Cavanaugh
of the 49€rs and Steve Deberg of the
Buccaneers. Their first choice is
Wilson.
• Philadelphia Daili; News City Football
All-Star Game to be held this Sunday
at Northeast High School field, 2 p.m.
• Sixers in a tough situation heading for
the end of the season stretch. Andrew
Toney gone for the year after surgery
for a pulled groin, Moses Malone out
with a fracture of the right orbit (bony
structure that encases the eye) and ex-
pected to return in about two weeks.
Bob McAdoo suffered a hyper-extended
left leg and is day-to-day, Bobby Jones
placed on the disabled list after groin
injury, Julius Erving is nursing sore
knees. Mo Cheeks recovering from a
thigh bruise and Clemon Johnson re-
covering from lower back strain.
• Ohio State wins NIT title game with a
73-63 victory over University of
Wyoming. Ohio State guard Dennis
Hopson led OSU scorers with 26
points. In the consolation game, it was
Louisiana Tech 67, Florida 62.
• In New York, 47-year-old Phil Niekro
was waived by the Yankees and desig-
nated hitter Don Baylor was traded to
the Boston Red Sox for DH-outfielder
Mike Easier.
Equine Club
The Equine Club will be having a
horse show on April 27 of A-Day. The
class list is as follows:
Jr. & Sr. Showmanship
Jr. & Sr. Grooming
Open Pleasure'
Open Equitation*
'Will be divided into English and Western if suffi-
cient entrees.
Agribusiness Club
On Tuesday, March 25th, the Agri-
business Club had two guest speakers:
Chuck Barrett and Lynn Squipino from
Bucks County Bank. Chuck and Lynn
spoke to 35 people on "How to Start a
Small Business." The talk was very infor-
mative. We thank all those who attended.
NBA Individual Leaders
(Throi^ Sunday)
SCORING AVERAGE
Player, Team G Pta. Avg.
English. Den. 75 2233 29.8
Wllklns, Atl. 72 2131 29.6
Dantley. Utah 71 2100 29.6
Bird. Bos. 74 1957 26.4
Short, G.S. 64 1632 25.5
Vandeweghe. Port. 72 1782 24.8
MALONE, SIXERS 74 1759 23.8
Abdul-Jabbar. LAL 74 1742 23.5
Olajuwon, Hou. 61 1426 23.4
Free, Clev. 67 1553 23.2
Mitchell, S.A. 77 1769 23.0
Aguirre, Dall. 66 1514 22.9
Davis, Phoe. 61 1372 22.5
Malone, Wash. 73 1638 22.4
Blackman. Dall. 74 1615 21.8
Carroll. G.S. 73 1564 21.4
McHale. Bos. 60 1279 21.3
Thomas, Det. 72 1530 21.3
Woolridge, Chi. 63 1333 21.2
Moncrief, Mil. 68 1390 20.4
Nance, Phoe. 64 1298 20.3
Johnson, LAC 68 1374 20.2
Worthy, LAL 69 1389 20.1
BARKLEY, SIXERS 74 1480 20.0
Tripucka, Det. 74 1479 20.0
Cummings, Mil. 75 1488 19.8
Williams, Ind. 71 13% 19.7
Hinson, Clev. 74 1454 19.6
Sampson, Hou. 72 1406 19.5
Johnson, Sac. 75 1414 18.9
HELD GOAL PERCENTAGE
Edwards. Phoe. 318 587 .542
Harper. Dall. 349 648 .539
3-PT. FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE
Player, Team
Dawkins, N.J.
Johnson, S.A.
Gilmore, S.A.
Worthy, LAL
BARKLEY, SIXERS
Nance, Phoe.
McHale, B<m.
Dantley, Utah
Abdul-Jabbar, LAL
Turpin, Clev.
Lister, Mil.
Parish, Bos.
Pierce, Mil.
FG FGA Pet.
284 441 .644
349 550 .635
410 666 .616
580 997 .582
550 947 .581
514 890 .578
4% 873 .568
757 1339 .565
712 1266 .562
422 754 .560
287 518 .554
482 875 .551
401 739 .543
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 7
Monday, April 7
EASTERN DATA GRAPHICS
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Tuesday, April 8
CHEMLAWN
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
H & R LANDSCAPING
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Wednesday, April 9
TRI-STATE DAIRY DELI CAREER
DAY at Temple University. Van
leaves DVC 10 a.m. and will leave
from Temple 3 p.m. Sign-up in
Placement Office if you want to go.
This is open to all majors.
Thursday. April 10
SYNNESTVEDT LANDSCAPE
CONSTRUCTION
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
AG STABLIZATION &
CONSERVATION SERVICE.
Group meeting 10-10:45 a.m. in
the Placement Office. Sign-up in the
office if you are interested.
Friday, April 11
NORTHAMPTON LANDSCAPE &
NURSERY
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
SIGNUP IN THE PLACEMENT
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS.
Playa. Team
Tucker, NY.
Hodges. Mil.
Bird, Bos.
Macy, Chi.
Cooper. LAL
Free. Clev.
Johnson, CIcv.
Ellis, Dall.
Wood. Wash.
Davis, Dall.
McKenna, Wash.
McGee, LAL
Lea veil, Hou.
Nixon. LAC
Colter. Port.
FG FGA
41 90
62
74
56
61
57
25
54
40
29
27
40
23
39
25
141
171
132
148
143
64
143
108
79
74
110
64
110
74
Pet.
.456
.440
.433
.424
.412
.399
.391
.378
.370
.367
.365
.364
.359
.355
.338
FREE THROW PERCENTAGE
Player, Team FT FTA Pet.
Bird, Bos. 409 456 .897
Mullin, G.S. 189 211 .8%
Edwards, LAC 129 145 .890
Gminski. N.J. 311 351 .886
Gervin, Chi. 276 314 .879
'Paxson. Port. 194 221 .878
Vandeweghe, Port. 497 572 .869
Davis, Atl. 118 136 .868
Malone, Wash. 295 341 .865
Johnson. LAL 345 399 .865
Short. G.S. 351 406 .865
REBOUNDS PER GAME
Player, Team G Reb. Avg.
Laimbeer, Det. 75 971 12.9
BARKLEY, SIXERS 74 920 12.4
Williams, N.J. 76 910 12.0
MALONE, SIXERS 74 872 11.8
Sampson, Hou. 72 828 11.5
Smith. G.S. 72 795 11.0
Bird. Bos. 74 738 10.0
Thompson, Sac. 73 719 9.8
Sikma, Sea. 74 713 9.6
Parish, Bos. 73 6% 9.5
Donaldson, Dall. 75 706 9.4
Williams, Ind. 71 641 9.0
Malone. Utah 75 655 8.7
Nance. Phoe. 64 552 8.6
Perkins. Dall. 73 629 8.6
Coming Wed,, April 16
ROOM REGISTRATION
FOR •86-'87
Room registration is scheduled for
Wednesday, April 16th. All regis-
trants will report to the All-Purpose
Room (Student Center) which will be
divided for the men and women.
The schedule is as follows:
Class of 1987 4:15-5:15 p.m.
Class of 1988 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Class of 1989 7:00-8:30 p.m.
To be eligible to register for a room
next year, your advance payment of
$150.00 must be paid to the Ac
counting Office. (The due date was
Friday, March 14, 1986 - check with
the Accounting Office now if you are
unsure of your payment status.)
The lottery system will be used to
determine the order of room selec-
tion. You are required to have a room-
mate (s) prior to selecting your room.
No one will be able to register for a
three or four person room without the
full amount of people necessary to fill
the room. If you do not have a room-
mate, your name will be put into a
general pool and you will be assigned
a roommate and room after the total
housing registration is completed.
FOR THE SPECIAL TIMES
IN YOUR LIFE
o^ Invttatlont and AcceMOriet
diacount prices
94«-?joa
322-0459
ASSISTS PER GAME
Player, Team G Ast. Avg.
Johnson, LAL 66 831 12.6
Thomas. Det. 72 780 10.8
Bagley, Clev. 72 697 9.7
Theus. Sac. 75 712 9.5
CHEEKS. SIXERS 76 691 9.1
Floyd. G.S. 76 676 8.9
Nixon. LAC 60 515 8.6
Rivers. AH. 47 391 8.3
Pressey. Mil. 73 580 7.9
Drexler, Port. 68 533 7.8
Lever, Den. 71 538 7.6
Stockton, Utah 76 564 7.4
Bird, Bos. 74 497 6.7
Humphries, Phoe. 73 475 6.5
Sparrow, NY. 74 472 6.4
STEALS PER GAME
Player, Team G Stl. Avg.
Robertson, S.A. 77 281 3.65
Drexler, Port. 68 185 2.72
CHEEKS, SIXERS 76 188 2.47
Thomas, Det. 72 164 2.28
Lever, Den. 71 160 2.25
BARKLEY, SIXERS 74 160 2.16
Pressey, Mil. 73 155 2.12
Bird. Bos. 74 153 2.07
Dunn. Den. 75 149 1.99
Cook. N.J. 73 145 1.99
Floyd. G.S. 76 148 1.95
Harper. Dall. 71 137 1.93
Olajuwon. Hou. 61 116 1.90
Stockton, Utah 76 144 1.89
Walker. N.Y. 74 134 1.81
BLOCKED SHOTS
Player, Team G
Bol, Wash 73
Eaton, Utah 74
Olajuwon, Hou. 61
CooF>er, Den 72
Oldham. Chi 52
Bowie. Port. 38
Benjamin, LAC 75
Rollins, Atl. 68
Williams, Ind. 71
Ewing, N.Y. 50
McHale, Bos. 60
Jones, Wash. 74
PER GAME
BS Avg.
358
335
203
215
134
96
185
152
151
103
120
129
4.90
4.53
3.33
2.99
2.58
2.53
2.47
2.24
2.13
2.06
2.00
1.74
NHL Scoring Leaders
(Through Sunday)
SCORING
Player, Team
G
A
Pta.
Gretzky, Edmonton
51
158
209
Lemieux, Pittsburgh
47
90
137
Coffey, Edmonton
45
88
133
Kurri. Edmonton
64
60
124
P. Stastny. Quebec
41
79
120
Bossy, NY Islanders
58
59
117
Savard, Chicago
46
64
110
Naslund, Montreal
41
63
104
Anderson, Edmonton
54
48
102
Broten. Minnesota
28
74
102
Goulet. Quebec
53
48
101
Hawerchuk, Winnipeg
44
55
99
Federko, St. Louis
31
66
97
Murray, Chicago
45
51
%
Trottier, NY Islanders
35
56
91
Dionne, Los Angeles
35
56
91
Nicholls, Los Angeles
34
57
91
Ciccarelli, Minnesota
44
43
87
PROPP. FLYERS
37
50
87
Andreychuk. Buffalo
35
50
85
STAFF
Editors-in-chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photographif Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertisir^g Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey. Jamie Beck.
Melina Cosentino. Judy Henry,
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger,
Ann Whitesell, Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await, Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XX. No. 23
Friday. April 11. 1986
Founders' Day
Is
Sunday • 3:30 PM
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
The School's History: Part 11
The Krauskopf Memorial Library showirig the original building (1924) and two wing additions (1969).
by J. Beck
Numerous people had said that when
Pr. Joseph Krauskopf died, so would the
school. As we know, that didn't happen.
Vice-President Harry Hirsh took over the
office of Acting President; for many
years. Mr. Hirsh was Dr. Krauskopf s first
lieutenant. No president was elected to
fill the office until several years later,
when Herbert Allman took the position
Before Dr. Krauskopf died, the school
began to expand. Early in 1916, the
family of Morris Lasker proposed the
construction of a domestic building
-which became Lasker Hall.
Lasker Hall was part of a building pro-
gram that spanned a period of 12 years.
It was this expansion F>eriod which
helped make our campus what it is today.
Lasker Hall was used as a focus point for
the layout of the campus, and its style of
architecture has been a guide for all the
other buildings.
Lasker Hall was erected at a cost of
$92,000, and the cornerstone for it was
laid on Sunday. October 7. 1917. It orig-
inally contained the dining hall, kitchen,
infirmary and many other domestic ser-
vfces. Today it contains many offices, in-
cluding the office of the president and
vice-president.
The comprehensive building plan also
included a swimming pool, which has
never been built, mostly because of the
lack Df funds. In 1917, a stone poultry
house was built; in 1918. the Edward
Hirsh Botanical Lab; a home for the
Dean was built in 1921; and in 1922. an
auditorium-gym was built.
After the destruction of Pioneer Hall in
1923, the school was short of dormito-
ries. Ulman Hall was built with donated
funds.
Segal Hall was originally used as a
science building and in 1923, it was re-
modeled. It was to be used to provide
additional dorms, classrooms and a
chemistry lab. Most recently it has been
used as the Student Center before the
present one was built. Segal Hall is now
used as the post office with a classroom
upstairs.
The will of Dr. Krauskopf said that the
library in his Germantown. Pennsylvania
home was to be given to the college. The
original part of the library is a replica of
Dr. Krauskopf s home library.
The library was completed in 1924 on
the site of Pioneer Hall. In 1%9. the
Samuel Cooke and Harry Shapiro wings
were added. Before the wings were add-
ed, the library was used as a forum and
for faculty meetings. An annex for the
library used to be at Penn Hall, now
known as Miller Hall.
Next week, the conclusion on my
series of the school's history will be
presented. Information on DVC can be
found in our school library.
STUDENT STORE
• The Student Store in conjunction with
the Library of Congress and the Na-
tional A^ociation of College Stores is
offering a special book promotion for
you. Starting on Sunday, April 13th
and running for three days on CBS will
be a mini-series called "Dream West"
starring Richard Chamberlain. The
Student Store will be featuring the
book. Dream West and three other
books recommended by the Library of
Congress. Increase your knowledge by
reading!!
• Books for a Buck. 200 new books
covering travel, ^X)rts, science fiction,
business and general interest for the
ridiculously low price of $1.00.
• Ring Day. The Herf Jones ring sales-
men will be on campus on Thursday
and Friday, April 17th and 18th.
• Book Buy Back will be held on Friday,
May 9th and Monday. May 12th in the
Student Store. Turn those unwanted
books into cash.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 14
Wednesday, April 16
INCREMONA'S FLOWER SHOP
AND NURSERY
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday. April 17
BARTLETT TREE CO.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
MARRIOTT CORP.
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
MOBAY CHEMICAL CO.
Summer internship Sophomores &
juniors only. Individual interviews 9
a.m. -4 p.m.
SIGNUP IN THE PLACEMENT
OFnCE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS.
Eating Disorders:
WHEN THINKING THIN
BECOMES UNHEALTHY
by ED. Wengryn
Many people have heard of the eating
disorders Anorexia Nervosa and Bulimia,
especially in recent years. What few peo-
ple know are why these disorders occur
in originally healthy laeople. whom they
affect, how they can be detected and
how they can be cured .
Anorexia Nervosa is not the same as
Bulimia. With Anorexia, a person is said
to be starving themselves; in Bulimia, a
person goes on "binges." eating exces-
sive amounts of food in unhealthy short
periods of time, causing the sufferer to
vomit: in both cases, one's self image
plays a significant part, and fear of being
overweight can lead to consumption of
large quantities of diuretics and even lax-
atives to remove any last vestiges of food
from themselves.
Why anyone would do these things to
themselves is a complex issue. Most re-
searchers place the blame on society as a
whole. After decades of advertising and
Americans trying to look younger and
"Twiggy" thin, we have these eating dis-
orders The other element in these prob-
lems is self-esteem. The Anorexic or
Bulimic person blames their body shape
and weight on their image of themselves
as "less than perfect" members of society!
The Anorexic diets and cannot stop, as it
becomes an exercise in starvation lead-
ing to the inability to even swallow food
at the extreme. The Bulimic feels guilty
about eating, purges themselves after
their binges and begins to cyclically binge
and purge themselves in an attempt to
satisfy their guilt feelings.
Both disorders are found more often
in women, and usually occurring during
major "lifestyle" changes such as puberty,
college or marriage. They may also oc-
cur in males, usually due to "making
weight" for athletic purposes.
Symptoms vary according to the dis-
order. With Anorexics a 20 to 25 percent
loss in body weight, hyperactivity, physi-
cal and mental distortion of body image
and food binges, followed by fasting or
vomiting, are the most common symp-
toms. Bulimics may begin inconspicuous
binge eating, swollen glands, frequent
weight fluctuations and fear the inability
to stop eating voluntarily. With both dis-
orders, women may experience irregu-
larities in their menstrual cycles. The
most severe cases of both may result in
body system function failure and even
death.
An individual must first realize they
have a problem in order to get help.
Since the disorders are more than
physical, but mental illness too. they
need both medical and psychological
care. Above all, individuals must develop
self-esteem and pride. They must realize
that no one is perfect, and must stop try-
ing to attain the unattainable ideal body!
If anyone feels that they have an eating
disorder, or knows someone who docs,
talk to the nurses, see your doctor or talk
to the counseling psychologist here at the
school!
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
In recent weeks many of us on campus
have been hearing strange things on the
current status of our school. In the past
two weeks we have been reading letters
concerning our school and administra-
tion that leave the reader wondering. I
know they have raised questions in my
mind.
This is spring!! The beginning of a new
season, the introduction of summer. This
is NOT the time to be hearing bad news.
DVC is a very unique institution where
we all CHOSE to continue our education.
I find it hard to believe any student can
do well when all they hear arc negative
things about the college. I believe now Is
a time to brir^ about a change: a positive
one in the attitudes of the students about
the college, classes and themselves.
A- Day and finals are just around the cor-
ner, these two functions NEED POSITIVE
ATTlTUDESfl
Every institution, business and person
has flaws, that's the way of life, but we
shouldn't dwell on them, we should try
to overcome them! Listen, folks, college
is supposed to be the best four years of
your life, make the most of it. See how
far vou can go. don't get stuck in a rut.
Sincerely^.
B.D. Bailey
Sherri Fitxpatrick
Miss Pennsi/lvania U.S.A.
Search for 1987
Miss Pennsjflvania U.S.A.
Now Underway
Applications are now being accepted
from all over the Keystone State for the
annual Miss Pennsylvania U.S.A. Pag-
eant to be staged this year for the first
time in September in Monroe ville, PA, in
the Grand Ballroom of the High Rise
fioward Johnson's Hotel on September
5, 6 and 7, 1986. The Miss Pennsylvania
Pageant is an official Miss U.S. A. -Miss
Universe Contest.
There is NO PERFORMING TALENT
requirement, all judging is on the basis of
poise, personality and beauty of face and
figure. Entrants who qualify must be at
least 17 years of age and under 25 years
of age by February 1, 1987. never mar-
ried and at least a six-month resident of
Pennsylvania, thus college dorm students
are eligible. All girls interested in compet-
ing for the title must write to: Miss Penn-
sylvania U.S.A. Pageant, Tri-State
Headquarters. Dept. C, 347 Locust
Ave.. Washington, PA 15301 by
April 26. Letters must include a recent
snapshot, a brief biography and phone
number.
The girl chosen as Miss Pennsylvania
U.S.A. will receive a 14-day all-expense
paid trip to Miami, Florida, the site of the
Miss U.S.A. Pageant nationally televised
on CBS-TV in February, competing for
over $175,000 in cash and prizes. Among
her many prizes, the new state winner
will receive a $1,000 cash scholarship
and will select a $1,000 wardrobe.
The new winner will be crowned by
the current Miss Pennsylvania U.S.A..
Sherri Fitzpatrick of Quakertown, who
will be present for the entire event at the
High Rise Howard Johnson's Hotel.
ATTENTION:
Students Still Needing
Roommates for the 1986-87
Academic Year
With housing registration quickly ap-
proaching on Wednesday, April 16th,
the Residence Life Office is compiling a
list of all those students still needing a
roommate for the 1986-87 academic
year. Please feel free to stop by our office
as soon as possible so we can add your
name to the list. On Tuesday, April 15th.
we will have the list available to you so
you can select a roommate before regis-
tration. (Remember, you cannot sign-up
for a room without a roommate. If you
do not have a roommate, your name will
be put into a general pool and you will be
assigned a roommate and room after
the total housing registration is com-
pleted.) Hopefully, this list will aid you in
your selection process and you will have
a better chance of getting your first
choice dorm.
Dear Editor,
Dear EdU€Mr,
What would happen if there was a fire
In the Dining Hall, or in the kitchen or
other rooms in the building, and maybe it
was during mealtime? Students would
know that the first thing to do is get up
from their table, all employees and others
would stop what they were doing and
head straight for the exits. However,
some of those trying to safely flee the
building would head toward one exit in
the back comer of the cafeteria; most
would be students looking at the large
exit sign and double "French doors." in
the push for this opening to safety, they
would quickly realize there was one big
pebble in that path: a heavy chain locks
both "panic bars" on the doors, and, of
course, none of the students seems to
have brought their heavy duty chain cut-
ters with them to dinner! A panic, there-
fore, does ensue, and smoke filling the
building does not help.
No one wants to think much of the
"worst case scenario" with the present
situation in this area of the cafeteria.
Nonetheless, recently there was a fire on
campus — it was, sadly, in the cafeteria,
but quite luckily for students here, it was
during spring break and it did little
damage. But what did the administrators
do who should concern themselves with
such "scenarios," and even the local fire
department who responded to this minor
jblaze chose to ignore the danger this
poses to the entire student body, and
even to themselves. Maybe the fire com-
pany didn't see the chained emergency
lixit; would it be appropriate to con-
tact them about its safety in such an
emergency?
As one student stated. "1 just piay to
God that no fire breaks out when we're
enjoying our meals."
Sincerely.
Students Lobbying Against
Chained Doors
Sophomore Dinner Dcmce
by Ann Whitesell
The Sophomore Dinner Dance was a
wonderful night out. The food was good
and in ample amounts. The setting in
Highpoint's Ballroom encouraged ro-
mance and fun. The D.J. set the mood
with quiet dinner music and then geared
up into some heavy hitting dance tunes.
The D.J. ended the evening with "The
Greatest Love of AH" by Whitney
Houston .
My compliments to Debbie Noonan,
Amy Ruth and Clair Thompson for mak-
ing the Sophomore Dinner Dance a
reality and a success.
Israeli Night A Success
by Howard Goldenberg
This past Saturday evening Israeli
Night was sponsored by Hillel. The event
was held in the Rudley-Neumann Gym-
nasium. Middle-Eastern cuisine was
available, and Israeli folk dancing was
taught by Mindi and Barry Ginsburg.
Students, community, college p)erson-
nel and faculty all came out to sample
the exotic cuisine and try some folk
dancing. A large turnout of over 50 peo-
ple came. Everyone in attendance en-
joyed themselves, at what is hoped will
become an annual event at the college.
Many thanks to the Ginsbergs, The Mid-
dle East Restaurant of Philadelphia and
all who participated.
^ SEMINAR ^
A Drug and Alcohol Education Semi-
nar will be held on Sunday, April 20th
from 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. in the Stu-
dent Center, Room 202
All students are wekome to attend
and please feel free to bring a friend.
STUDY HALL
3 Weeks Til Finals!
I WHERE ARE YOU? Caught in a little
spring fever? Decide to skip a class or
two and hang out with the gang? En-
joy some of this great weather, get
some sun. some exercise? Thinking
about your summer job or vacatton?
Unfortunately, these things will not
help you get . . .
II WHERE YOU WANT OR NEED TO
BE . . .
1. In control of your classes.
A. Reading: Up to date on chap-
ters read and broken down us-
ing SQ3R system.
B. Notes: Consolidated and ready
for recitation and recoding using
the Cornell Notetaking System .
C. Papers completed or at least re-
searched and outlined.
'Remember — If you have five classes,
each consisting of 40 classroom lectures
and 20 textbook chapters per semester,
then that's 200 lectures and 100 chapters
you are responsible for. How you pre-
pare, study all this and your personal
energy level = YOUR GRADE!
III HOW TO GET FROM WHERE YOU
. ARE TO WHERE YOU WANT TO
. BE . . .
1 . Start now!! Don't fool yourself any
longer! Time is a factor. Don't blow
all the hard work you've done in
f. the last 15 weeks. Why get up and
> drag yourself to class all those cold.
. dark mornings, only to skip class
because the weather is nice. Where
is the logic there?
2. Come to the Study Hall. There is a
good, solid group of tutors to help
you get organized. A Learning to
Learn Workshop is offered every
Wednesday 3rd period (11:20
a.m.) to teach you skills you need
to help you organize and study all
„ the information you'll need for
finals. Study Skills are available on
tape. Study groups meet on a reg-
ular basis to consolidate classnotes.
s; break down textbook chapters and
develop strategies to prepare for
and take exams.
THREE (3) MORE WEEKS TIL FINALS
and then vacation ... or summer school!
Right now you may have some control
over the outcome, two weeks from now
the outcome may be inevitable. If in-
terested in further information contact
Steve Davis, ext. 2309.
Personals
Confucius says: "The way students are
treated at college is DIRECTLY related
to their future alumni giving."
M.T.Y. — Congratulations on making
nationals. — The boys on the floor
Hey Val and Katie — Where exactly is
the party room?
Confucius also says: "You must recog-
nize your problems in order to fix them."
Jamie, don't let the turkeys get you
down!
Chris — Sailing! Sailing! Over the ocean
blue!
WANTED: Summer help on a Quaker-
town area dairy farm. Free room and
board on farm . See Jen in Berk 202 for
further details.
AEROBICS
Aerobics has begun on campus!
The sessions will be held on Tues-
days and Thursday from 4:30-5:30
p.m. and Sunday 7-8 p.m. in the
James Work Gymnasium.
Everyone is welcome, male or
female.
• ATTENTION •
STUDENTS
The Admissions Office wants you!
We seek enthusiastic and responsible
young men and women to represent
the college to prospective DVC stu-
dents. We are looking to put together
a quality group of student tour-guides
for the 1986-87 school year. These
positions are part of the campus em-
ployment program and interested stu-
dents need not be work-study candi-
dates to qualify. Please contact Pamela
Gazda in the Admissions Office no
later than May 1 to learn more about
this program. Hope to see you!
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Editorsin-Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photograph]; Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Advertisirig Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey, Jamie Beck,
Melina Cosentino, Judy Henry,
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Unger.
Ann Whitesell. Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await, Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry. Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville. Dr. Ziemer
"See newa In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
DVC BASEBALL IS RAM TOUGH
by John Litd<c
DVC SPLITS IN OPENER VS.
URSINUS; BOTHER'S 4-HITTER
BLANKS BEARS IN FIRST GAME
Left fielder, lead-off hitter Dan Porter
went two for four with a single and a
double and second baseman John Mes-
sina went two for three with two singles
and a run scored as DVC shutout the
Bears 2-0.
Mark "Cy" Rother pitched a flawless
game going the distance, giving up no
runs on four hits, walked four and struck
out six enroute to his victory. Rother
really lived up to his nickname.
The game was scoreless going into the
top of the seventh with DVC managing
to get only four players to third base
through the first six innings. But in the
top of the seventh. DVC would get all
the runs they would need.
In the top of the seventh. John Mes-
sina led off with a single. Bill Boyle flied
out and Messina stayed at first with one
out. First baseman Rodney Swineford
moved Messina to second with a single
of his own followed by a single from
Scott Sucoloski. Messina scored and
made it 1-0. runners at first and second.
The top of the order was up and Dan
Porter brought home an insurance run in
Swineford with his double which made it
2-0.
Rother pitched a gem in the bottom
half of the seventh to seal the victory for
the Aggies.
Game two was even tighter than game
one. The game was tied going into the
seventh but an error and two wild pitches
sunk the Aggies who lost the nightcap
3-2 in a close one.
Chris Boyle went the distance for DVC
going seven innings, giving up three
runs, two of which were earned, six hits
and struck out three on a fine outing by
Chris.
Scott Sucoloski had a good game as
he went two for three with two singles
and Dan Porter was one for four with a
single and a run scored.
DVC TRIUMPHS OVER
SWARTHMORE IN A BARNBURNER
DVC almost let this one slip away but
they caught themselves just in the nk:k of
time.
DVC got big second and third innings
where they scored four runs on severe
hits in the two-inning span to take a 4-0
lead over Swarthmore early. In the sec-
ond, DVC sent eight batters to the plate
and got production from Bauzon, Mes-
sina. Sucoloski and Porter who all singled
and from "Bubba" Bacher who doubled.
Starting pitcher John Merrill went three
strong innings giving up only two hits
and no runs and Dan Smoker came in
and did much of the same as he pitched
two innings of shutout ball allowing only
one hit and striking out one.
It was in the top of the sixth when
things went a little sour on reliever Doug
Sharpe. Swarthmore climbed to within
one at 4-3 as Sharpe gave up four hits
and walked four as the Bandits sent
seven men to the plate.
Swarthmore would tie it in the top of
the seventh when Peichel scored from
third on a Sacrifice fly by D'Angelo.
Pietrefesa came in in the top of the
eighth and pitched shutout baseball.
in the bottom of the eighth inning.
Porter led off and flied out to center,
then catcher Mike Heisy went to work.
Heisy singled, stole second, stole third
and scored the winning run on a fly ball
by Emil Novak. Joe Cox pitched shutout
ball in the ninth to give the Aggies their
second win in three tries
Mark Bauzon was the big gun for DVC
as he finished three for four with three
singles and two runs scored and Mike
Heisy had two hits as well. DVC finished
with five runs on 1 1 hits, one error and
10 Aggies left on base while Swarthmore
finished with four runs on five hits, one
error and nine men left on base. What a
thriller!
FDU GRABS A TWIN-BILL
OVER DVC
In game one. designated hitter Tony
Sandone went three for three and was
on base for all four at-bats and Dan
Porter went two for five with two runs
scored but the Jersey Devils shelled Ag-
gie pitching scoring all 13 of their runs in
four innings as FDU beat DVC 13-7.
DVC finished the game with seven
runs on eight hits, two errors and eight
men left on base while FDU finished the
first game with 13 runs on 13 hits, two
errors and 10 men left on base.
In the nightcap it was much closer, but
the same result. John Messina went two
for three with two runs scored and short-
stop Joe Cox went two for four with a
run scored but that wouldn't be enough
as DVC dropped game two in a squeaker
5-4. DVC ended with four runs on nine
hits, one error and six Aggies left on base
and FDU had five runs on 10 hits, two
errors and four Devils left on base. These
two losses dropped the Aggies to 2-3 on
the season.
DVC JOUSTS SCARLET KNIGHTS
10-7
A seesaw game would be an appropri-
ate way to describe the Aggies 10-7 vic-
tory over Rutgers-Camden back on April
1 . DVC took a 4- 1 lead in the second as
they batted around spurred by a triple
from Mark Bauzon, two walks, two sin-
gles and an error. From then on it would
be a seesaw battle as the score went back
and forth. It was 8-6, DVC. after five in
nings and two of those runs came in the
third when, with Mark Bauzon on follow-
ing his single, second baseman John
Messina launched his first homerun of
the season and the first Aggie homerun
of the season as well. Two runs is as
close as Rutgers would get.
DVC got balanced production all
through the line-up as Dan Porter and
Joe Cox each went two for six. Emil
Novak went two for five with a run
scored, Mark Bauzon went three for five
with a tripte. two singles and two runs
scored, and Scott Sucoloski went two for
four with two singles. But this game be-
longed to John Messina who went a
perfect four for four with a single, two
doubles and a homer.
DVC finished with 10 runs on 17 hits,
four errors and 1 1 men left on base with
Rutgers finishing with seven runs on nine
hits, four errors and 16 men left on base.
On a cold and rainy Saturday. April 5,
DVC split a doubleheader with Scran-
ton, losing the first game 4-1 and captur-
ing the second of the twin bill 8-5 betiind
the strong pitching of Chris Boyle DVC
continues its schedule this week with Up-
sala traveling down from north Jersey to
play the Aggies on Wednesday, April 9th
in a doubleheader, Wilkes in a double-
header as well on Saturday. April 12th at
DVC and Kings in a doubleheader on
Tuesday, April 15th at DVC. Believe it
or not, the Kings game will be the last
home game for the Aggies as they play
the rest of their five games on the road,
so get out and see them play before you
can't.
Frazer & Kunkel Carry Ladies Track to Victory; Men Victorious As Well
DVC opened the dual-meet portion of
its 1986 track and field schedule on a
winning note Saturday afternoon, as the
Aggies outlasted both Swarthmore and
Widener
The Aggies posted 90 points to take
the triangular meet in Chester; Swarth-
more had 69 points, Widener had 10.
All told, the Aggies posted first place
finishes in 10 events, including three by
Pennridge graduate Dave Bradley.
Bradley gave the Aggies the 110 high
hurdles (16.32). the 400 intermediate
hurdles (1:00.72) and the triple jump
(41-4V4). Bradley also added two second
places for the Aggies when he went
20-4V2 in the long jump and 5- 10 in the
high jump.
DVC also had a strong showing in the
field events, where it grabbed firsts in six
of seven events, including all three of the
jumps.
Dave Keich won the long jump for the
Aggies (20-5) , while Steve Liller captured
the shot put (43-8V4). Jim Flukey let
loose with a heave of 187- 10 to capture
the javelin, while Chris Buckley went 6-4
to take the high jump.
Jeff Adderholt rounded out the Aggies
first place haul in the field when he sailed
11-0 to win the pole vault.
On the track, DVC picked up first
places in the 4 x 100 relay (Steve Caffey.
Kevin Dickmyer, Kevin Marshall, Dave
Keich) and the 800 meters, where AI
Krouse was clocked in 2:00.99.
Adding seconds for the Aggies were
Steve Caffey (100), Tom Makowski
(400 hurdles). Hardy Rueb (400 meters).
Mike Williams (200) and Chris Buckley
(pole vault). DVC also used a team of
Mike Williams, Rob Benner, Hardy Rucb
and Jim Enoch to take second in the 4 x
4(X) relay (3:25.37), finishing just three-
tenths of a second behind Swarthmore.
WOMEN
DVC 88
Swarthmore 63 • Widener 10
Randi Kunkel and Chris Frazer put on
quite a show for the DVC women's track
and field team Saturday afternoon.
Kunkel captured four events while
Frazer added three more as the Aggies
defeated a pair of opponents in their reg-
ular dual-meet season opener.
DVC finished the afternoon with 88
points; Swarthmore had 63 and Widener
10.
Kunkel took first in the long jump
(15-9V2), the shot put (31-9V4), the
javelin (112-10) and the triple jump
(32-10) as the Aggies dominated the
field events.
With Frazer, meanwhile, DVC didn't
do badly on the track, either.
Frazer won the 100-meter hurdles
(17.6), the 400 dash (1:00.94) and the
400 hurdles (1:08.38) all while running
the anchor on the Aggies' second place 4
x 400 relay. Kunkel also completed a
busy day by running the second leg of
that relay; Deb Stackhouse and Wendy
Fields rounded out the foursome.
Other first places on the afternoon
belonged to Stackhouse (1,500,
4:57.%) and Tina Drey (discus 101-2).
Runner-up finishes for the Aggies
went to Tracy Marshall (100, 200), Drey
(shot put, javelin), Kunkel (high jump)
and Sharon Chapman (triple jump) .
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LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
, • Ryers capture Patrick Division with 5-3
victory over Wz^hington. Brian Propp's
hat-trici< paces victors. Flyers have
home-ice advantage up until final
should they meet Edmonton. Ryers
open gainst N.Y. Rangers in five-
game set as do Washington and N.Y.
Islanders on Wednesday night, April 7.
• Sixers knock out Celtics following
Doc's three-fX)int jumper with no time
remaining, 96-95, with four games re-
maining. Look for Sixers to open vs.
N.J. and Boston to open with Chicago
or Cleveland.
• Phillies open season with 7-5 loss to
Cincinnati after jumping out to 3-0
lead in first inning. Baltimore falls to
Cleveland Monday as well.
• Philadelphia Dar/y News All-Star Foot-
ball Game postponed. Game to be
played April 13.
From Under The
/ Sports Editors' Desk
: ^ ^a know, I'm kind of glad 1 got your
note. It's the first reaction I've received
: since I began writing in September, 1985,
L about anything! It shows me there is
' ;. someone out there reading the paper. .
I put those NBA and NHL statistics in
the paper because it's getting down to
playoff time in both leagues and I think,
excuse me, I know, a lot of people are
interested in the pro stats. How many
people, out of the 1,100 or so on cam-
pus, do you think read a daily news-
paper? I get a Philadelphia Daily News
about twice a week and if I charged $.35
(the price of a Daili> News) everytime
somebody wanted to read my paper, I'd
make about $10 a day. And the reason
for my Sports Briefs section is because I
think people want and need a little varie-
>» ty, not just all DVC sports.
Last week was a shortened week, I
think. I had a tough time tracking down
the coaches and the respective score
books. Lacrosse and track hadn't even
begun their seasons. What do you want
me to do, lie or make up my own scores?
Have you seen any of the issues from,
say, September to March? I've tried to
keep up on DVC sports as much as one
person could. I don't know how many
times I've asked for help with the sports
page and I still haven't gotten any. So
I'm going solo, again! Maybe instead of
writing critical remarks about the sports
writing you could generate your writing
skill towards an article or two for the
spKjrts page.
And you think pictures are a good
idea, do you? What has been in the
paper since January or February? I
haven't seen many pictures, have you?
There has been at least three or four
sports pictures per issue and guess where
the rrioney comes from to pay for the
film. Wrong, my own pocket. I'm also
working on the weekends at home now
so I'm not around to catch the weekend
DVC sports or to put much time into
writing on the weekends. I'll continue to
do the best job I can. Think before you
write.
John Litzke
Your Sports Editor
PUB NIGHT
by Melina Cosentino
The Pub Night held on April 3rd and
sponsored by the Agronomy Club was a
success. Everyone who was there seemed
to be dancing. The ^udent turnout kx>ked
a little larger than before but there could
have been a bit more there. The music
was excellent and I personally enjoyed
Julie's interpretation of Pce-Wee Her-
man's "Tequlia." All in all the night was
exciting. I hofje to see you there next
time.
Equestrian Team Results Equestrian Team Results
by Beth Meny, Captair\
The Hunt Seat Equestrian Team re-
sults from the Indiana University of PA
Show held at Pleasant Hollow Farms in
Coopersburg, PA on March 23, 1986
are:
Open Flat
Leslie Ward -
3rd
Beth Mcny —
Darlene Cernohorsky —
Rc*in Crawford —
6th
3rd
6th
Intermediate Flat
Beth Davis —
1st
Melanie O'Neil -
5th
Novice Flat
Ted Zajac —
Lisa Martini —
3rd
4th
Advanced W • T - C
Claudia Beck -
6th
Christina King —
Maryanne Vogt —
4th
3rd
Beginner W - T - C
Kris landola -
6th
Donna Hoover —
2nd
Advanced W - T
Laura Harmer —
3rd
Julia Kopack —
Anna Smycychnaski —
Debbie Oesterling —
Joanna Tocnniessen —
2nd
2nd
6th
2nd
Beginner W • T
Lisa TTiornton —
3rd
Open Fences
Leslie Ward -
1st
Intennediate Fence*
Beth Mcny — 3rd
Beth Davis - 2nd
Melanie O'Neil - 4^
Tony Delise — 5th
Darlene Cernohorsky — 5th
Novice Fence*
Kris Demordy — 6th
Ted Zajac — 3rd
As the show concluded the college re-
ceived 29 points which gives us a total of
186 points which puts us one point be-
hind Penn State who now leads again.
Also, these people have qualified for
regionals: Lisa Martini - Novice Flat and
Julia Kopack - Advanced W - T.
An addition to last semester's show re-
sults; Christina King got 1st place in
Beginners W - T - C at the Princeton
Show.
LADIES OPEN SEASON
ON SLOW NOTE
The Lady Aggies, after having won
three of four preseason games, have
jumped out to a slow start in '86.
The ladies opened their season with a
doubleheader at Upsala and dropped
both to the Lady Vikings in close games,
4-0 and 10-9.
Game three had a much better out-
come as the ladies traveled to meet the
Lady Pioneers of Widener. DVC went
on to thrash Widener 7-4.
The Lady Mules of Muhlenberg were
the next opponents of DVC. DVC took
their 1-2 record into the ballgame with
Tammy Petraskie trying to lift the ladies
to .500. The Lady Mules were victorious
in game one winning by the slim margin
of 1-0 with DVC generating only two
hits. It was a tough loss as Muhlenberg
scored their only run in the bottom of the
seventh following a single, a ground out,
an error, a ground out and a fielder's
choice.
In game two, Michele Heffner went
two for two with one run scored to lead
DVC to a 2-0 blanking over the Lady
Mules. DVC finished with two runs on
six hits while Muhlenberg ended with no
runs on three hits.
The ladies traveled to Allentown and
their slump continued as the Lady Cen-
taurs shut them out 3-0 for DVC's fourth
loss in six tries.
DVC will finish the week out with a
doubleheader vs. Kings, Tuesday, April
8th at home; a doubleheader vs. FDD,
Thursday, April 10th at home; a double-
header vs. Drew, Saturday, April 12th at
Drew; and a single game vs. Moravian,
Thursday, April 17th at Moravian. Good
luck!
by Beth Meny, Captair)
Results from the University of Dela-
ware Show held at Nottingham. PA at
the Brittany Common Horse Center on
March 9. 1986 are:
Open Flat
Beth Meny —
6th
Darlene Cernohorsky —
3rd
Leslie Ward -
2nd
Tony DcLise —
2nd
intennediate Flat
Kris Demordy —
5th
Melanie O'Neil -
6th
Beth Davis -
2nd
Novice Hat
Theresa Kothstein —
1st
Lisa Martini —
1st
Ted Zajac —
5th
Advanced W - T • C
Claudia Beck -
5th
Maryann Vogt —
4th
Mark Hayes —
4th
Beginner W • T - C
P J Guyre —
3rd
Advanced W • T
Donna Forte —
1st
Debbie Oesterling —
5th
Laura Harmer —
.5th
Donna Hoover —
1st
Anna Smycychnaski —
4th
Lorl Luciano —
bth
Nick Shrvdrick —
5th
Joanna Toenniessen —
1st
Beginner W - T
Russ Lapierre —
5th
Open Fences
Leslie Ward —
2nd
Robin Crawford —
2nd
intermediate Fence*
Beth Davis -
2nd
Novice Fences
Melanie O'Neil —
2nd
Ted Zajac —
1st
Theresa Kothstein —
bth
Coming Up For
Ornamental Horticulture
Coming up on April 19th are two
newsworthy O.H. efforts:
1. Scores of FFA students from dozens
of high schools from both Pennsyl-
vania and New Jersey will be on cam-
pus for an FFA Floriculture Contest to
be held at our Greenhouse complex.
This will be the largest Floriculture
Contest ever held on our campus and
will complement FFA comF)etition in
the Animal Science area to be held
the same day.
2. DVC will be sending a term of 22
Plant Science students, accompanied
by Mr. Ray and coached by Fred Wol-
ford, John Martin. Fred Blau. Dave
Benner. Dan Scik. Ron Muse and
others, to the S«:ond Annual A.L.C. A.
Field Day to be held at Temple Am-
bler Campus. DVC will be competing
with other colleges from across the
mid-Atlantic area.
Passover Seder
Any Jewish students not able to attend
a Passover Seder at home are invited to
attend the Davidson's Seder on Wednes-
day. April 23rd. If you would like to at-
tend, please contact Mrs. Davidson at
the Media Center cr call extension 2387..
CORRECTION ^
"Foreign Inva.sion Night is Coming to
DVC." Intemcifional Night was reported
to happen on Monday. April 21st The
conect date is Tuesday. April 22nd. -
As the day concluded the college
added 28 points to our total points of
129 and ended the day with 157 points
which has made us number one in the
region .
Also, these people have qualified for
regionals on April 20: Donna Hoover -
Advanced W - T; Donna Forte - Ad-
vanced W - T: Theresa Kothstein - Novice
Flat; Melanie O'Neil - Novice Fences;
Leslie Ward - Open Flat; and Robin
Crawford - Open Fences.
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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
d?// Middkton. left handing i^udent Govern-
ment Service Award to Kath^/ Nelson, right
Founders' Day
Last Sunday in the James Work Gym-
nasium there was a birthday party. The
guest list included 600 students, parents,
alumni, faculty, staff, and trustees. They
celebrated the 90th birthday of our college
by presenting scores of awards to our
faculty, staff, and students. The band
and chorale performed: they did very
well and added a lot to the festivities.
The entire ceremony went smoothly and
quickly! Kenneth W. Genmill, Esq..
Chairman of the Board of Trustees
presided: Dr. Feldstein was the speaker.
Dean Tasker and Dean Mertz presented
the awards.
Francis G. Hofstaedter and Richard C.
Ziemer received the 20-year Distinguished-
Service Award for faculty members.
Robert M . Sauer and Marjorie Ponder
received the 25- year Distinguished -Ser-
vice Award for staff members.
The Distinguished-Faculty Member
Award went to Dr. Craig Hill.
Staff Member of the Year went to
John Herbst. a carpenter and electrician
on the maintenance staff.
Steven Spangler received the William
Owen Memorial Scholarship.
Linda Chiappini received the Class of
1977 Recognition Award. She also re-
ceived the Student Activities Award
along with Teresa Raffa who also received
the Student Activities Award .
Publication Awards went to Cammy
Alcorn for her work with Gleaner, Dawn
Havens for her work with the Yearbook,
and Rosemary Kluth for her work with
Ram Pages.
The Founders' Day Award went to
Jeffrey Middleton.
The Student Service Award went to
Mrs. Kathy Nelson.
Brian Breneman and Michele Heffner
received the Walter Riggins Memorial
Award which goes to the outstanding
male and female senior athlete.
Thirty-three students were named to
Who's Who Among Students in American
Universities and Colleges.
There were many other awards pre-
sented for academic and athletic
achievement.
The entire day was very enjoyable and
the ceremony was well done — it won't
soon be forgotten Congratulatk^ns to all
the award winners — you sure did deserve
them.
John Herbst. left. Maintenance receiving
Outstanding Staff Award from Dr. John Mertz.
right
Bucks County
Audubon Society
The Bucks County Audubon Society
has been meeting on the Delaware Valley
College campus since its inception in the
summer of 1%9. The first meeting was
held in the science building and called to
order by Dr. John Mertz. Bucks County's
Audubon's first president, now Academic
Dean of Delaware Valley College.
At that time Bucks County Audubon
only had about 100 members. Now,
they have a membership of 1600; the
largest non-profit environmental group
in Bucks County. The Audubon Society's
main purposes are conserving wildlife,
promoting awareness of our environmen-
tal problems, educating the public about
the interdependence of humans and their
environment, and furthering the wise use
of land and water. One of the ways they
promote these goals is their monthly pro-
grams. Various naturalists, environmen-
talists, and scientists are invited to
Delaware Valley College to speak on a
wide range of topics, from the flora and
fauna of Bucks County to the solid waste
problem. The^ meetings are open to the
public and held on the first Tuesday
evening of each month at 8:00 p.m. in
Mandell Hall. Students are encouraged
to attend and there is no admission charge.
The following is a list of the programs
scheduled for the spring.
"Birds, Birders and Birdwatching.
A Bird's-eye View"
BCAS Regular Meeting
Tuesday. May 6. 1986
Rick Mellon, naturalist at Five Mile
Woods, will present a slide program
featuring "an overview of birding from
the day you get hooked until the day
your spouse leaves in disgust."
"Members Slide Night"
BCAS Regular Meeting
Tuesday, June 3, 1986
This is the annual opportunity to ex-
hibit your best nature slides. Each parti-
cipant may submit up to eight (8) slides
and at the program will have the oppor-
tunity to talk about his/her slides to the
group. Call 297-5880 for details and
information .
All meetings begin at 8:00 p.m. and
are held in Mandell Hall.
WORLD WEEK FOR
LABORATORY ANIMALS
April 20-26, 1986
Soon, World Week for Laboratory
Animab will be upon us, with national at*
tentk>n being focused on the use of ani-
mals in research, testing and education.
This year, activities In connection with
this event will be much greater In number
and scope than ever before.
The animal rights movement has been
called "the cause of the eightkes." and
anti-vivisection is the most controversial
of its tenets. Public awareness of the issue
is at an all-time high, and the lines are
drawn.
Why not take advantage of the oppor-
tunity to discuss the issue with a represen-
tative of the nation's oklest organization
dedicated to the abandonment of vivisec-
tion as a means for advancing knowledge?
The issue is certainly a matter of ycat
public interest, especially in light of recenf
revelations of massive animal abuse
at the University of Pennsylvania, the
University of California and Columbia
University.
A number of good topics suggest them-
selves. These include:
• The case for animal rights and the im-
morality of using animals in research
• The scientific invalidity of the use of
animal models for the study of human
disease
• The use of animals for testing by the
cosmetics industry
• The use of animals by the military for
biological and nuclear warfare studies
• The use of animals In harsh and inva-
sive psychologk:al deprivation stijdies.
• The recent suspension of funding for
labwatories in Pennsylvania, New York
and California
• The use of illegal means for the expo-
sure of unjustifiable exp>eriments
• The overall effect of vivisection on
human health advances
• The claims (both exaggerated and le-
gitimate) made on behalf of vivisection
by its supporters
• The entry of many professionals into
the animal rights movement, including
doctors, psychologists, veterinarians
and scientists
• The many non-animal research meth-
odologies available
To schedule an interview, contact Ber-
nard Unti at 215-887-0816.
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Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
In regard to a letter which appeared in
Ram Pages last week about the strange
things circulating around campus along
wltti the negative attitudes of the students,
I think there is a good deal of concern
about the future of the college. Obviously,
anyone who takes enough time to write
a letter expressing their opinion is at least
a little bit concerned.
The students who took the time to
write and express their feelings are not
badmouthing the college. They are con-
cerned students who want to see the
school nnove ahead and take a leading
role in the fields of sderKe and agriculture.
However, the or^v vvay that the college
can be a leader »n the fields of science
and agriculture Is for the students to
be fully informed and their help active-
ly sought to aid in building "a better
tomorrow."
Sincerely,
Sean McAfee
Senior Dinner Dance
On Friday, April 11th, at the Warring-
ton Country Club, the class of 1986 at-
tended their last formal dinner dance as a
student of DVC. The evening began with
soft music and hors d'oeuvres, then
moved to a fantastic dinner. The evening
really began to move when the music
sped up and everyone began to dance.
The evening passed quickly and every-
one had a good time.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Greyhounds Sprint Past DVC
Lady Aggies Trip Lady Hounds
On Wednesday. April 9 Delaware Valley
entertained the Greyhounds of Moravian
In a key league m^itchup.
DVC won five of the ten running events
Winning the 400M relay with a team of
. Caffey. Dickmeyer. Marshall, andKeich,
^e 1500M run which was won by Al
Krouse with a time of 4:09.4 with Ken
*1McDaid coming in third with a time of
;«i|:10.2 and the lOOM dash was won by
Steve Caffey with a time of 11.5.
DVC finished up the running events as
* 1!)ave Bradley registered a victory in 400M
hurdles and Dave Spotts winning the
'SOOOM run with a time of 15.54. Mora-
vian and DVC each won five running
events apiece but the Hounds were ahead
at the end of the running events by a
fcore of 42-35.
. It was a cbse battle heading into the
field events, but Moravian rose to the oc-
casion looking very strong and winning
six of the eight field events to capture the
victory by a score of 87-57. All- America
candidate Jim Flukey won the javelin
contest with a toss of 187 '7 " and another
All- America candidate, Chris Buckley
captured the high jump with a leap of
6 '2". In the long jump competition. Jeff
Pollock of Moravian won it with a jump
of 20 '6" but our own Dave Bradley got
squeaked out of a victory as he fell just
five inches short of winning the bng jump.
The Lady Aggies finished the field
events down by a score of 45-36 to the
Lady Greyhounds. DVC's victories were
won by the likes of All-American Chris
Fraser in the 400 and 100 meter hurdles,
Debbie Stackhouse in the 800 and 1500
meter runs and by the 1600M relay team
of Stackhou^, Fields. Hajioannou, and
Fraser with a time of 4:29.9. Kahlefeld,
the 400M dash winner from Moravian,
finished just four tenths of a second in
front of second place finisher. Chris
Fraser.
And then there was Randi Kunkel. With
DVC down at the endof the running
events. Randi Kunkel demolished the
field and almost single handedly captured
a victory for the Lady Aggies as she won
five of the six events including the Iqpg
jump, shot put. javelin, high jump, and
triple jump. Senior Tina Drey finished
the sweep of Moravian iri the field events
with a victory in the discus after a throw
of 90 '9".
What a performance by Kunkel and all
the Lady Aggies as they came out victori-
ous by a score of 78-57.
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SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• It's much too early to start talking pen-
nant race but Phils look good during 14
inning victory over Mets on Saturday.
And a 4-2 victory over the New Yorkers
on Sunday. On a darker now, Phils
have lost Juan Samuel due to a back
" ' prdblem. Phils currently in second with
a 3-2 record with three home games
v4. Pitt^rgh at the Vet and a week-
> ; end series at Shea vs. the Mets.
• Flyei$ — Rangers went to game five at
the Spectrum The Rangers will play
Washington who swept N.Y. Islanders
in three. Other playoff yet to be de-
-:._ cided is St. Louis — Minnesota which
is sent back to St. Louis for game five.
. Playoff matchups decided will have-
Hartford vs. Montreal, Edmonton vs.
Calgary, Toronto vs. St. Louis ~ Min-
nesota winner, and Washington vs.
Rangers.
• In football, Commissioner Pete Rozelle
, has declared USFL running back Mar-
cus Dupree and seven others eligible
for the April 29th draft.
• Sixers lose to Bullets 98-97 in final reg-
ular season game and will face same
Bullets in a best of five NBA Playoff
bjginning Friday, April 18. The rest of
. th? best-of-five Playoff looks like this:
-J., Boston vs. Chicago, Milwaukee vs.
New Jersey, Atlanta vs. Detroit. L.A.
vs. Sar» Antorvo. Houston vs. Sacra-
mento, Denver vs. Portland, Dallas vs.
Utah.
• In New York, Yankees storm to the
top of the American League East with
a sweep of Milwaukee. Mattingly's RBI
single in the third drove home winning
Yankee runs. And guess who's on top
in the American League West, what,
the Seattle Mariners. It must be the
beginning of the season. It's funny
'cause every other team in the Ameri-
can League, as of today is 3-3.
• Jack Nicklaus won his sixth Masters
Golf Tournament over the weekend.
• Philadelphia Public League captured
its fourth victory in a row in its annual
matchup vs. the Catholic League. In
the annual Daily News All-Star football
game it was the Public League 12 and
the Catholic League 6.
Book Sale — A Success
Bargain hunters raided the library on
Wednesday, April 9 and Thursday. April
10. as the annual book sale was held.
Books of various topics, such as
business, biology, chemistry, history, po-
etical science, sociology, and literature
were available on Wednesday at 25C for
hardcover and IOC for paperback. A few
specials were available such as a 1941
World Book Encyclopedia set. Dr. Kraus-
kopf s biography, and a three volume set
of books dated 1874 entitled Introduction
to Psi)chology. On Thursday, the library
offered the remaining books for sale at
$1.00 for all you can carry, as a few
students took great advantage of this offer.
NOTICE
To All Graduating Seniors
There will be a meeting of all graduating
seniors on Wednesday, April 23. 1986
at 3:30 p.m. in the Student Center All-
Purpose Room. Attendance is mandatory.
During this nneeting, graduation pack-
ets will be distributed and graduation
procedures will be discussed. Time will
also be allotted to take care of last min-
ute details for those seniors attending the
senior trip.
Aggies Scalp Warriors
In a Massacre
I've heard of runaways, but this one
was a complete runaway. Both the men's
and women's teams destroyed Lycoming
in a meet this past Saturday by scores of
90-36 and 98-15, respectively.
The men's team captured nine of the
ten running events with victories by the
400M relay team, Ken McDaid in the
1500M run, Dave Bradley in the llOM
hurdles. Kevin "Kintu" Marshall in the
lOOM dash. Hardy Rueb in the 800M nin.
Dave Bradley in the 400M hurdles, Mike
Williams in the 200M dash. Dave Spotts
in the 500M run, and by the 1600M relay
team. At the end of the running events
DVC has a whoping 65-17 lead.
DVC's strong showing continued into
the field events with Dave Bradley win-
ning both the triple jump and the long
jump, Chris Buckley capturing the high
jump with a jump of 6 '6". Jim Flukey in
the javelin with a throw of 195 '6" (200
feet should be just around the corner),
jBnd Jeff Adderholt winning the po\e vault
with a jump of 1 1 '6" with Buckley; com-
#»g in second at 10 '6".
In the Ladies meet, do the names Era-
ser and Kunkel ring a bell? If not. they
should because those names have become
synonymous with the phrase "outstand-
ing performance."
DVC's Ladies captured nine of ten run-
ning events and all six field events in their
decisive victory over the Lady Warriors.
To summarize her accomplishments.
Fraser anchored the winning 400 and
1600 meter relay teams, captured the
100 and 4(X) meter hurdles, and won
the 400 meter dash. Debbie Stackhouse
also had a fine day with victories in the
8(X) and 1500 meter runs and Monica
Etzweiler capped the Ladies running
events with a first place finish in the
3000M run.
Randi Kunkel put in another fine day
at the office winning the shot put. long
jump, javelin, high jump, and triple jump
with Tina Drey capturing the discus to
wind up the Ladies field events.
It was a very fine showing by both track
teams over the weekend.
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
Open communication not only is con-
ducive to a healthly college environment,
it is an essential element, insuring proper
college progress. Only by open commu-
nication and exchange of ideas can we
move ahead into a bright future.
We are delighted to see other students
expressing their ideas and opinions
because from the clash of ideas the truth
emerges. Let's not ignore the problems,
let's overcome them together.
Have an outstanding A-Day!
Sincerely,
Students Lobbying for
Innovative Management
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 21
Tuesday, April 21
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Sophomores & Juniors
Summer Internship
Temporary one year full time
Position for '86 Senior
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
SIGNUP IN THE PLACEMENT
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS.
Equestrian Team Results
The Stock Seat (Western) Equestrian
Team competed in the final three shows
of the 1985-86 season on April 5th and
6th.
During the year, Sue Ricci, Beth Whet-
stone, Mark Yarish, Ted Zajac, C.A.
Pecorelli. Allison Bakos. Kris landola,
and Donna Hoover qualified for the Re-
gional Finals held the afternoon of April
6th.
As a result of regional competition, the
following persons will compete in the Na-
tional Finals of the Intercollegiate Horse
Show Association:
Allison Bakos — Champion (1st) '
Class 13
Donna Hoover — Res. Champion
(2nd) Class 13
Mark Yarish — Champion (1st)
Class 15
The students will represent Region 5 in
Charlottsville. Va. May 2nd to May 4th.
A,D, is Fast Approaching
A.D., better known as A-Day is al-
most here. Since September the A-Day
committee has been working to organize
this annual event. This year A-Day is
April 2b and 27. It is op)en from 9-5 p.m.
each day. During the weekend. 47,000
guests come to the college — to see the
animal and flower shows, enjoy the many
foods — from pizza to roast pork, cotton
candy and peanuts. This year the secre-
taries are helping out by selling pens.
The only problem tends to be student
help. People are needed to work ticket
booths and to man the food and novelty
booths.
Coming soon will be a sign-up sheet
for those non-club or club students that
want to help. A-Day is the weekend
when the school puts its best foot forward;
the students are a part of the school and
should be out there making it happen.
So instead of going home, or partying in
your room all weekend, get out and lend
a hand; it's worth it.
STUDENT STORE
• Clothing Sale — buy and two regular
priced items from our clothing depart-
ment and receive 50% off a third item.
Plus a free pack of typing paper. Sale
starts Friday. April 18 and continues to
Sunday, April 27.
• With Book Buy Back approaching
soon, the Student Store urges you to
keep an extra eye on your books. His-
torically, this time of the year, books
tend to walk away from you. If this
happens, please notify us (ext. 2279)
and we will attempt to identify and
recover these books for you.
• Books for a Buck — the sale is winding
down, so we're offering you "Buy five,
get one free" on all sale books.
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Friday, April 25. 1986
Highlights
Senior Spotlight 2&3
In Review 1985-1986 4 & 5
Calendar 6
On tlie Sports Front ... 8 & 9
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Welcome to A-Day 1986
Welcome to the
38th Annual A-Dayf
Each year the students of DVC spon-
sor the activities weekend known as
"A-Day." This year A-Day looks better
than ever
New improvements to this years.
A Day include the career and develops
ment tents, displays on careers in agri-
culture and an exhibit on DVC. Alumni
and friends are asked to stop by for prize
drawings and yearbook sales. Through-
out the Agriculture and Mandell Scicncig
Buildings will be exhibits and lectures
ranging from flowers around the world to
chemistry and biological experiments, in
the Gymnasium will be the flower show
and in the main show tent the dairy and
livestock judging will take place.
For the children there will be pony
rides, hay rides and on Sunday, a minia-
ture tractor pull. For children of all ages
there are special events ranging from tug
of wars to egg tosses and pie eating
contests. ' 4 ->>'.- w.^;U
Along with the fun and games there is
the amazing A-Day food including ham-
burgers, hot dogs, pizza, chicken and
roast pork B.B.Q. For dessert there are
the candy apples and. of course, the
rich, thick and luscious Dairy Society
milkshakes. If you are just nibbling, the
Novelties Booth has cottwJ candy, pop-
corn and peanuts.
For sale to take home are DVC pens
and other stationery items as well as bed-
ding plants, flowers and DVC honey. It is
the fondest wish of the A-Day Commit-
tee that everyone has an enjoyable and
fun filled A-Day.
. • :; ; Sincerely,
■r The 1986
A-Day Executive Committee
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Remember: Drinking and
-^ Driving Don't Mix!
by Wendy Plump
It is closing time at a local tavern. The
lights go on and a loudspeaker announces
that the bar will foot the taxi bill for any
patrons that have had too much to drink.
This is surprising, generous and suddenly
more necessary than ever.
The nationwide war against drunk
driving has received more publicity in the
last few years than almost any other
social issue. The innumerable efforts of
organizations, law enforcement agen-
cies, bar and restaurant owners and in-
dividuals have resulted in an 8% to 10%
decline in the number of fatally- injured
drunk drivers since 198(). Yet the pro-
portion of alcohol -related accidents is still
grim
Bucks County bars are waging their
own individual battles against the prob
Icm of drunk drivers. In a random survey
of drinking spots in this area. The Way-
farer discovered an increase in the num-
ber of accident prevention programs and
a sincere determination on the part of
bars and restaurants to keep drunken
patrons from getting behind the wheel.
One of the most common programs
being practiced by local bars is that of the
Designated Driver. More of a concept
than a methodically-enforced program,
one individual from a party volunteers to
be that evening's "Designated Driver."
Once this individual has been identified
by bartenders and waitresses the agree-
ment is recognized in a number of ways
depending on a bar's specific policies.
The Yellow Brick Toad in Lambertville.
New Jersey, for example, offers desig-
nated drivers free non-alcoholic bever-
ages for the entire evening. A sign posted
at the entrance to The Toad explains
their specific policies and invites patron
participation. The Swan Hotel in Lam-
bertville has a similar designated driver
practice and also encourages drunken
patrons to take a room at the hotel rather
than drive home.
Other area bars use their own ap-
proach to solving the problem Misbe-
havin' Mamas in New Hope. Pennsyl-
vania has created a menu of drinks, called
Mocktails. that are similar to their alco-
holic counterparts but do not contain any
liquor. Bars all over Bucks County are
similarly publicizing the availability of
Mocktails, for instance The Old Anchor
Inn in Wrightstown. The Lambertville
Station presented a dinner gift certificate
to any patrons who did not drink alcohol
at their New Year's Eve bash, and cur-
rently has an arrangement with a local
cab company to aid patrons who are too
drunk to drive. Ye Olde Temperance
House in Newtown occasionally ar-
ranges for its management to personally
drive home a drunk patron. And most of
these bars have ongoing training and in-
tervention sessions for employees on
how to deal with customers who have
had too much to drink.
John Seager, press secretary for Dem-
ocratic Congressman Peter H. Kost-
mayer, mentions that their offices have
received a number of calls from local bars
requesting information on the Designated
Drivers concept. While the congre^man's
cont'd or] pg. 10
DVC OH IS NUMBER n
ON THE EAST COAST!
by Bill Rein
DVC students from the Ornamental
Horticulture Department grabbed Ist
place overall in competition with 120
students from approximately 12 other in-
stitutions on the East Coast for the Sec-
ond Annual Mid-Atlantic Landscape
Field Day held last Saturday, April 19, at
Temple University, Ambler campus.
Mr. Rick Ray. OH. assistant profes-
sor, was instrumental in getting all our
students to show the other schools who
is number one in practical horticultural
education! He was inspired by our mini-
mal participation in last year's Temple
Field Day. and was more than elated
when our effort paid off in gaining the
highest points from a total of fifteen
classes, from pruning to surveying to
people management to flower arranging!
One of our students earned the award
for highest total points for a participant!:
The classes entered and students who '
participated were: Weed, Turf & Seed
I.D., Chris Kelly (3rd, 3rd place overall);
Interior Plant I.D., Edward Wengryn
and Rosemary Kluth; Surveying, Paul
D'Agostino (1st). William Han-is (1st). ,
Jack Stefferud (1st): Tree Climbing,
Richard Johnson and James Ward (1st, :
1st place overall); Pruning, Richard
Johnson and James Ward (3rd); Ball-
ing and Burlapping, John Constable
(1st) and Chris Kelly (2nd) ; Brick Patio
Construction, Mario Galanti and
James Buck; Outdoor Plant I.D., Bill
Rein (5th) and Konrad Wasem (3rd):
Disease and Insect I.D., Chris Kelly
(4th) and Konrad Wasem (tie for 3rd);
Landscape Construction Estima-
tion, James Buck; Landscape Design
Problem, Brian Richardson (3rd) and
John Constable (8th) ; Sales Presenta-
tion, Thomas Schray (6th) and John
Constable (5th) ; Small Engine Repair,
Dennis Trexler (5th) and James Ward
(4th); People Management Prob-
lems. Mario Galanti; Flower Arrang-
ing, Paul Quattrocchi (9th) and LeRoy
LaBold (2nd).
Thanks!
During the 90th anniversary of the
founding of our college on Sunday. April
13th. awards were presented to well
over 100 deserving students who partici-
pated in various types of college pro-
grams As a member of the faculty, I
thought about the many ^dents "behind
the scenes" who are never publicly rec-
ognized for their contributions on this
campus.
To those students — who are always
willing to help in any way by being there
when a need arises — I would like to say
thanks — many thanks.
Sincerely,
JoAnn Roberts
n
"The Fantasticks
To Open at DVC
The Far)tasticks. the classic boy- meets-
girl musical, is the next presentation
by DVC Players. Production dates are
Thursday, Friday and Saturday. April
24, 25 and 26. with all performances
beginning at 8 p m. in Mandell 1 14.
David Harris will direct. Tickets are $3
with discounts for students.
The Far)ta^cks opened off- Broadway
in 1%0. Ten thousand performances
later, it is still drawing audiences, having
become the longest-running show in
American theatre history. Based on the
Edmund Rostand play Les Romanesques.
it is the story of young lovers Matt and
Luisa, whose feelings for each other pro-
gress from infatuation to mature commit-
ment with the occasionally clumsy assis-
tance of their fathers and the dashing
bandit El Galb (who also serves as The
Narrator). The score is rich in wit and
melody, including such familiar songs as
"Try to Remember. " "Soon It's Gonna
Rain" and "I Can Feel It."
In the opening notes to their play, the
Schmidt- Jones team emphasizes that it is
best performed in an intimate setting,
one in which the actors can play as close-
ly as possible to the audience. Few the-
atres are better suited to these re-
quirements than DVC's Mandell 114.
which exactly matches the authors' des-
cription of the ideal playing space: "an
cont'd on pg. 7
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Denlte L. Altemoae
Bom and raised on a dairy fann. Dcnisc is an
Animal Husbandry major from Saylosburg, Pa.
who plans to go into research and development in-
volving veterinary pharmaceuticals, artificial in-
semination and sales She has been named to the
Dean's List, Who's Who Among Students in Amer-
ican Universities and Colleges and DTA. She has
been involved in Block and Bridle as Treasurer,
Dairy Society as Seaetary, fTA, Equestrian Team
and A- Day. Dcnisc also served the school as a tutor
for chemistry, english and mathematics As a senior
she conducted research in conjunction with Pitman-
Moore, inc. Some interests arc swimming, reading,
dog care, music and dancing. Dcnise recently re-
ceived her Artificial Insemination Certification.
Linda S. Bailey
A Lansdale. Pa. native, Linda is an Animal Hus-
bandry major certified as an American Association
of Laboratory Animal Science Technologist and
member. Academically, she received the J.J.
Noonan Scholarship and has become a member of
Who's Who. Currently Linda is an intern with
Smith Kline Bcckman Corp. in Upper Merion.
Linda is a past member of Ram Pages, the Apiary
Society and the Lab Animal Club She has track
and cross country letters. Linda was 1985 Home-
coming Queen.
Linda plans a future in veterinary pharmaceutical
research and development, with interest in the
breeding, general care and management of animals.
Leslie Elaine Blatt
An Ornamental Horticulture/Roriculture major
from Reading, Pa , Leslie was a December gradu-
ate. While at DVC, she was involved in many activ-
ities including Roral Society, Christian Fellowship,
Apiary Society. Newman Club, A-Day, ICC and
Chorale. In Chorale, Leslie was involved with the
PA Collegiate Chorale Festival during her four years
at DVC. She also served as student accompanist
and Vice President. Leslie participated in the Phila-
delphia Rower Show for all four years, serving as
one of the Planning Committee Chairmen for 1986.
Involved with Ram Pages. Leslie served as Co-
Editor her junior year.
Basketball, cheerleading, intramural volleyball
and Softball were also extracurricular activities.
Leslie has been on the Dean's List throughout
her college career and was elected for Who's Who
for 1986. She also was a member of Delta Tau
Alpha and Pi Alpha Xi. She will graduate cum
laude in May.
Leslie is currently planning her May 31. 1986
wedding. She is employed as a floral designer by
Davis Rorists in Wemcrsville, Pa.
Brt€m K. Breneman
Brian hails from Dover, Pa. and is a Business
Administration major. His career objective is ac-
counting, management or sales. He has been active
on campus and has received many honors. He was
on the Dean's List every semester He also received
the National Football Foundation Hall of Fame
Scholarship, Wm Owen Memorial Scholarship,
The Walter Riggins Memorial Award, The Wall
Street Joumal Award and Who's Who. He played
varsity football (All-ECAC) and Academic All-
American He is also a RA. Brian is currently
empbyed at The Dailii Intelligencer.
Chris Buckley
Chris, a Food Industry majo^from Reading, Pa ,
is an ardent DVC track team member being unde-
feated for four years in competition for high jump
and 1984 MAC high jump champion. Chris was
also co-captain for two years and track team mem-
ber for four years He particip>ated in intramural
hockey, basketball and a member of the champion-
Senior Spotlight
ship volleyball team for two years.
Chris has a 3.65/4 grade point average and is
looking for an interesting and challenging positk>n
in the food industry field.
Robert Charette
Robert is majoring in Chemistry and has a minor
in Business Administration. Since 1984. Bob has
worked as a lab assistant in DVC's own chemistry
department.
He's in the U.S. Marine Corps Reserve, where
he was honored with the Marine Corps Honorman-
Leatherneck Award. He is also a karate instructor in
his hometown of Saanton. Pa.
Bob's activities include being on the varsity foot-
ball team for four years; one of the four years he
made captain of the team. He was named mo^
valuable player with the Work Chancelbr Award:
and has been Vice President of the Photography
Club
Anita M. Christman v
Anita is very active on campus Her activities in-
clude Floral Society President and Treasurer.
Chorale Secretary/Treasurer. Philadelphia Roww
Show Planning Committee, A-Day Committee,
yearbook. Apiary Society and she played intra-
mural volleyball and Softball. She also received
many honors: Who's Who. DTA, Pi Alpha Xi. The
Joseph Shinoda Memorial Scholarship and Bucks
County Chorale Society Scholarship. She enjoss
many hobbies such as swimming, backpacking, bat-
ing and sailing.
Jenrtifer E. Corrigan
Jennifer is from Audubon. Pa. She is a Dairy
Husbandry major with an outstanding grade point
average. Jen was recognized at Founders' Day for
her grade point average as well as being the recipi-
ent of the WW Smith. Liberal Arts and Junior
Dairy Achievement Scholarships. Jen was also
named to Who's Who. Delta Tau Alpha and was
the 1984 Homecoming Queen The activities that
Jen partkripated in include Dairy Society. Inter Club
Council, football and basketball cheerleader, intra-
mural Softball and volleyball, a volunteer worker at
the Annual Giving Phonathon, Special Children's
Fun Day and an All-Star Team partkripant Jen was
also a champion cattle shower in A-Day receiving a
second and third place.
After graduation Jen is looking for a job in re-
search and development or care and handling of
animals and promotion and sales of agricultural
products.
IV. David Day
An Agronomy major from Sterling. Ma , David
was active in sports around campus He was on the
varsity football team for three years and also partici-
pated in the intramurals of baskcrtsall. softball and
floor hockey. He has been on the Dean's List and
made it on Who's Who
David has financed 90% of his college education
from grants, kians and cmpbymcnt. This year he
has been an RA for his dormitory and has had
numerous summer jobs at home in Massachusetts
He hopes to go into sales, research and develop-
ment, seed production or soil conservation.
Brian Chcurles Eshenaur
Brian, from Harrisburg, Pa , is a Horticulture ma-
jor Being active at DVC, he partk:ipatcd in the
Horticulture Society as Treasurer, the Ram Pages
staff as Riotography Editor, the Apple Judging
Team, A-Day as Awards Chairman and Chri^ian
Felbwship. Brian's academk honcMrs and awards
achieved are DTA, th»e American Riytopathobgrcal
Society, Dean's List, recipient of the Horticulture
Society Scholarship 1%5. Who's Who Among
Students in American Univermties and Cdkges and
he received Best Photo in Show Award at the col-
lege's annual photography exhibit. As well as being
an avid gardener, interested in photography and
snow and water skiing. Brian is a Certified Private
Applicator of Restricted Pestfcides for the Common-
wealth of Pa.
Brian Is interested in a career in plant pathology
as a consultant or In a diagnostic position He plans
to attend graduate school in the fall for Plant
Pathology.
Alexandra Ewcm
Alexandra, a young woman from Cedar Brook.
N J., will graduate from DVC with a B.S. in Food
Industry Alex was involved with many extracur
ricular activities. She was Food Industry Club Presi
dent. Delta Tau Alpha Treasurer and was also a
cheerleader for four years Alex has received spe
cial recognition for her achievements of Dean's List
and acceptance to Who's Who.
Wendy G. Fields s
Wendy, a Horticulture major from Basking
Ridge. N J . is interested in a career involving plant
pathology, production or marketing within her field
of study Wendy participated avidly as an athlete
for DVC. as she participated In track and field for
four years and was co-captain, cross country for
three years and the field hockey team She has
been a member of the Horticulture Society for four
years, holding the office of Secretary for that club
Wendy has also obtained Dean's List for her aca-
demic achievements
Leonard Filchner
Majored in Agronomy with a minor In Business
Administration A member of the Agronomy Club
for four years. Was Vice-President and photogra-
pher of the club Awards and achievements in-
clude: Dean's List. Outstanding Junior of Agron-
omy. Outstanding Senior of Agronomy and Na-
tional Dean's List.
Jeffrey T. Fowler
Jeff is an Animal Husbandry major from McCon-
nellsburg. Pa He has been Involved in Block and
Bridle and has been president for four years In
Block and Bridle, he has been National and Re-
gional Delegate, Programs and Homecoming
Chairman and Outstanding Senior for 1986 He
has been on the Intercollegiate Livestock Judging
Team one year He's also been Involved in A Day.
showing beef and swine He's also been awarded
Most Dedicated Athlete '84 in varsity track He's
been In track for two years and in Intramurals for
four These include football, volleyball and softball
He's also been awarded Who's Who Among Stu-
dents in American Universities and Colleges Jeff
hopes to get involved with agricultural extension,
sales, agricultural management trainee involving
animals (production/breedingj and/or crop (man-
agement/production) .
Maribeth Giannone
Maribeth has been active in the Agronomy Club
for all four years. In her junior year, she was Cor
responding Secretary and this year she is President
She has been on the A-Day Committee and Soil
Judges Team ica four years Maribeth is also on the
Dairy Society and Delta Tau Alpha She made it to
Who's Who Among Students in American Univer-
sities and Colleges
She plans to attend Penn State University to at
tain her Masters Degree in Agronomy — specializ-
ing in soil fertility.
tytnon Hemerts
Dawn is a Bblogy major from R Pleasant, N J.
She is senior class PreskJent/Treasurer Among her
rtficr activitKS are Publk:atJons Committee and
Currrculum Committee. She was class Secretary
her junior year. Two years of work as Editor of the
Yearbook won her the Publications Award. She
plans to work for a year then attend graduate
school.
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Michele Heffner
Michele is from Catasauqua, Pa She is an O H /
Landscape major with a Business minor Since
September 1983, Michele has been a tutor in Biolo-
gy and Algebra for DVC's Counseling Department.
This job also entails general office responsibilities.
Last summer she was part of the college grounds
maintenance, helping with landscape maintenance
She is on Dean's List and Who's Who in Amert^
can Colleges and Universities. Michele has been on
the varsity volleyball, softball and basketball all four
years and has been captain in all three sport teams
Donna Hoover
An Animal Husbandry major from Patton. Pa .
Dorifi<i has received awards such as Dean's List for
four years. Who's Who in American Colleges and
Universities. DVC Honor Scholarship, DVC Liberal
Arts Scholarship and DTA Her activities at DVC
included varsity cross country for three years, the
equestrian team. BIcKk and Bridle, intramural floor
hockey and A Day Donna has received the AALAS
Technologist Certification as well as the Aflantk:
Breeders Artificial Insemination Certification
Born and raised on a dairy and potato farm.
Donna is interested In large animal reproduction
and health as well as in laboratory animal research
and management
Kitty Keough
At one point throughout my four years I partici-
pated In field hockey, the equestrian team. Photo
Club, Agronomy Club. A-Day Committee. Soil
Judging Team. Social House Chairperson and in-
tramural hockey and softball 1 delivered the news-
paper, gave haircuts, received What's That Among
College Students, learned how not to study, had a
messy room, lost my best friend, made new friends
and had a lot of fun Hopefully I will graduate on
time with a degree in Agronomy and put It to use in
the Peace Corps,
Rosemary Kluth
Rosemary is a Floriculture major from Clifton,
N J She is interested In management in either a
flower shop or garden center She also has a Busi-
ness minor which will help her in her long-term goal
to start a business of her own Her activities are
numerous. They include Floral Society President
and Secretary. Ram Pages Editor. A Day Commit-
tee, Chorale and Philadelphia Rower Show Com-
mittee She has also received many honors in-
cluding Who's Who. Pi Alpha Xi. DTA. FTD
Scholarship and Dean's List. She also received a
Publbations Award this past Founders' Day and
was on the champion team of the Mid Atlantic
Landscape Field Day Her short-term goal is to
earn enough money to buy a red Buick Skyhawk
with a T-roof
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Paul Knapp
Paul, a Business Administration major's goals arc
a consulting and or marketing position and to even-
tually start his own business. He has been Vice
President of the Business Club and has received
honors such as Dorothy McCtxjl Scholarship and
DVC Scholarship for Outstanding Performance
and was nominated for Time magazine search fcH^
excellence. He enjoys many hobbies such as travel-
ing and fishing.
Clifford S. Love
Clifford is in Dairy Husbandry, and he will gradu-
ate with a minor in Business Administration. Cliff is
from East Waterford, Pa. and his parents are Mr. &
Mrs. Norman Love.
While at DVC Cliff has held responsibilities for
several departments within the college. During his
freshman and sophomore years. Cliff worked for
the college Dairy. During his junior and senior years
he was employed by the college's Motor Vehicle
Department. Also during his senior year he worked
in the Admissions Department of the college.
Cliff has always been active in DVC's Chorale
and he cunrcntly holds the Presidency of this group
Cliff also was a member of the Dairy Society and
was on the Inter Club Council. He has been named
in Who's Who Among Students in An^erican Uni-
versities and Colleges
Clifford is a junior member of the Holstein Fresian
Association. Upon graduation Cliff would like to
apply his farm background and nutntional knowl-
edge to a management position.
Stephen Majehrzak
A Seaford, De native, Steve is a senior majoring
in Animal Husbandry. He has been on the Dean's
List, a member of Delta Tau Alpha and the Agricul-
tural Honor Society, named Outstanding Block and
Bridle Senior, and listed in Who's Who.
Steve has received the National 4-H Swine, Hat-
field Packing and Block and Bridle Scholarships.
^eve has been a past member of the Intercolle-
giate Livestock Judging Team He has also been
4-H local and county President back home. DVC's
Bkxrk and Bridle's Vice President and A-Day's
Livestock Show Chairman
Steve plans to use this experience in the livestock
industry specifically in animal nutrition . meat pro*
cessing. research and production
John Mazzola
John came to DVC from Blackwood. N J He
majored in Business Administration and would like
to enter the world of accounting. John was a RA
and was involved with the Business Club. Mr Maz-
zola was a member of the varsity football team for
four years and was very active with the intramural
basketball and hockey teams Along with his many
football awards, John was recognized for his ac^
demk: ability through Dean's List and Who's Who.
Kathleen McNamara
Kathleen is the second of six children from
Folsom, Pa. Majoring in Biology, her main interests
are ecology, environmental protection and resource
management
While busy working at Cumberland Gap National
Historical Park during the summer. Kathy also
works as a RA on campus during the school year
She is involved in her class by being Treasurer '83,
Vice President "84 and President '85 She is also
the Caesar's Pub Rep for Student Government
Finally, Kathy helps with the Yearbook and in
the Residents' Life Office.
Terri Metzler
Teni is from Potterville, N J. and is majoring in
Agribusiness She plans to be a nruinagement trainee
in the sales and marketing of agricultural products.
Terri has been an RA since 1983 and is very much
involved in extracurricular activities Some of which
are the co-founder of the Agribusiness Society, Stu-
dent Government Representative, 4-H Horse Club
and being chairman of both the Food Committee
and the Resident Assistant Executive Committee.
Miss Metzter is also part of the New Jersey Profes-
sional Horseman's Association Her honors include
champion of the New Jersey Horseman's Associa-
Senior Spotlight
tion, winner of 4-H Horse Judging Contest and Na-
tional Medal & McClay finals qualifier She has
been nominated for being the Queen of both A-Day
and Homecoming.
Mary Jean Meyer
Jeannie, a Floriculture major from Pennsauken,
N J has been very active in her four years here at
DVC. Jeannie was a member of Ram Pages for
three years. Yearbook for one year, Newman Club
for four years — President for two years, A-Day
Committee for four years — three of which she was
Flower Show Chairman . She was also a member of
the Floral Society and Philadelphia Rower Show
Committee. Jeannie was named to Who's Who,
the Roriculture Honor Society, Pi Alpha Xi, the
Agriculture Honor Society and Delta Tau Alpha.
After graduation Jeannie plans on being the
owner of a very successful flower shop and having
a family with six children and a dog.
Jeffrey WllUam Middleton
Jeff, an Agribusiness major from Salisbury Md.
was the 1985 and 1986 Student Government Pres-
ident His other campus activities include President
of the Agribusiness Society. Chairman of the 1985
A-Day Advertising and Program Committee, a
member of the Horticulture Society and Social
Board, a student recruiter and a participant in intra-
mural sports Jeffs honors include Resident Assis-
tant of the Year, being an Eagle Scout, and Who's
Who in American Colleges and Universities.
During his school years Jeff was an RA. a sum-
mer intern for CIBA GEIGY Corporation and an
employee of Perdue Farms in Salisbury. Maryland.
After graduation Jeff plans a career in sales, mar-
keting or product promotion
Stephen Mudgett
Stephen is a Horticulture major from Lancaster,
Ma . He has been the owner and operator of Deer-
shorn Farm which is a 2(X)-acre fruit and vegetable
farm He's been a high school athletic trainer at
Vermont Academy and has also been an Assistant
Athletic Trainer at DVC.
His activities include custom fruit tree pruning,
several speeches promoting pruning techniques
and volunteer firefighter and rescue Organizations
which he is involved in are International Dwarf Fruit
Trees Association, New England Fruit and Vege-
table Growers. American Fruit and Vegetabfe
Growers and the Horticulture Society. He is also,
certified as a Pesticide Applicator. First Aid arid
Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation
Stephen has been honored in Who's Who Among
American Colleges and Universities. He's also been
awarded four varsity football letters from DVC as
well as four varsity ice hockey letters from Vermont
Academy.
Susan M. Nord
Sue is a Dumont. N J Ornamental Horticulture
major with a minor in Business Administration. A
member of Who's Who in American Colleges and
Universities. Delta Tau Alpha. Pi Alpha Xi, Sue has
been on the Dean's List and has received the FTD
and DVC Liberal Arts Scholarships.
Chairman of A-Day, Sue has participated in the
Philadelphia Rower Show, DVC Band, intramural
Softball, the Floral Society as Secretary and in the
Flower Judging Team
Sue is kxjking forward to employment in green
house production and in the research and develop-
ment of ornamentals.
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Veronica E. Paris
Veronica, a Chemistry major who came to us
from Millersville State University in 1982, will grad-
uate from DVC with career objectives of sales, mar-
keting and management She has been recognized
by the Dean's List and Who's Who Among Ameri-
can Colleges and Universities.
Veronica was Student Government Vice Presi-
dent and a member of the cheerleading squad and
the intramural qx>rts program. Miss Paris organized
the 1984 Homecoming festivittes and also organized
and founded DVC's "Fun Day for Special People."
Noreen Powers
Noreen is an Agronomy major from Pompton
Plains, N.J. She has a lot of work experience in-
cluding RA. Her activities include the Soil Judging
Team, Agronomy Club, Photography Club, intra-
mural floor hockey, tennis, volleyball and the
A-Day Agronomy Exhibit, She has been on the
Dean's List, received the WW. Smith Scholarship,
and is a member of Who's Who.
William A. Schmidt III
Bill is a Business Administration major from
Ambler, Pa., who has been elected to Who's Who
in American Colleges and Universities. He is Senior
Class Vice President. Horticulture Society President
and founder of the DVC Chapter of Students Against
Driving Drunk (S.A.D.D.)
An active civk:- minded student. Bill also helped
with Special Olympics, was awarded Citizen of the
Month at Hatboro-Horsham High School and re-
ceived a citation for assisting in the capture of an
escaped convict.
Bill hopes to further his business experience in
the marketing and sales area.
Myrtle Schwebel
Myrtle is a Business Administration major from
Wamngton. Pa. She is like and respected by all her
business major classmates and teachers. She has
been on the Dean's List and was awarded the
Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR)
Good Citizenship Award Myrtle has three daugh-
ters that arc 23. 21 and 18 years of age.
She is involved in Parents Without Partners and
was actively involved in her church. Myrtle received
her Associate Degree in Business at Bucks County
Community College before coming to DVC Myrtle
should be commended for attending school full
time and working part-time while raising three
daughters.
Timothy J. Sempowski
Tim. a December graduate of the Biokjgy depart-
ment, is employed at the Doylestown Hospital as a
Nursing Assistant on an Acute Medical/Surgical
floor and the Psychiatric Unit. He is waiting word
from Hershey Medical School for acceptance in the
fall. While here at DVC. Timothy was involved with
the Apiary Society, the Biology Club, the cross
country team and the intramural floor hockey pro-
gram He also received many honors during his col-
lege career; Timothy was awarded the Honors
Scholarship, the Happ Grover Scholarship and was
also accepted by Who's Who.
Larry Swartz
Larry had an Associate Degree in Agribusiness at
Williamsport Area Community College where he
obtained a perfect GPA, 4 out of a possible 4.0
average At DVC. he is a Dairy Husbandry major
with a GPA of 3.0 out of a 4.0 average
Larry is from Mechanicsburg. Pa. His activities at
DVC include Dairy Society, intramural volleyball,
student herdsman at the dairy and the A-Day Com-
mittee as Operation's Chairman
Larry belongs to the National Holstein Asso-
ciation and PA State Holstein Association and
is an active Agway Co-op member His honors
are Dean's List, DVC Honor Grant and Dean's
Award from Williamsport Area Community College
Commencement
His future plans are working as a Field Assistant
with Sire Power, Inc. He h2is accepted a position
with the firm.
Nathan J. Trump
Nathan Is a Horticulture major from Hanover,
Pa. While at DVC Nate has been active in the Hor-
ticulture Society. He held the Presidency of this
club for one year. He was also the Co-Editor for the
Horticulture Society's publteation. Annual Harvest.
The Horticulture Society awarded Nate the 1985
Junior of the Year Award and in 1^6 he was
awarded the Senror of the Year Award.'
Nathan has also been active with sports on cam-
pus. These include the football team for one-and-a-
half years and intramural basketball and volleyball.
Over the summer of his junior year he worked at?
the college's Department of Horticulture as Assis-
tant Orchard Manager
Upon graduation Nathan would like to obtain a
position dealing with horticultural production or
marketing.
John Stella
An Ornamental Horticulture major, John is from
Paramus. N.J. He has been on varsity track for four
years and captain of the team for three years. John
has been involved in voHeyball. football and basket-
ball intramural sports. He participates in Big Brothers
of Bucks County and h^^ an active role in Student
Government, where he is «» Representative on Social
House. John was on th*. Traffic Court Committee
for two years and the Judge for one year. He's a
RA and a member of the Landscape Nursery Club.
John was also selected to Who's Who Among
Students m American Colleges and Universities.
Konrad F. Waaem
Konrad is an Ornamental Horticulture/ Land-
scape major from Mt. Laurel. N.J. A member of
the American Association of Nurseryman, he re-
ceived the Pennsylvania Nurseryman's Association
Scholarship for 1985-86 and has been on the
Dean's List for his entire college career. .^
Konrad is a member of the Landscape/Nursery
Club, the Pi Alpha Xi. OH. National Honor Society
and has been in charge of plant materials for both
the 1985 and 1986 Philadelphia Rower Show ex-
hibits. Quite recently, he participated in the 1986
Mid-Atlantic Landscape Field Day, bringing in third
place in both the Outdoor Plant Identification and
Disease and Insect Identification Classes.
Konrad's career objectives include management,
propagation and research as associated with the
nursery business, as well as landscape, design and
construction He hopes to some day open a small
wholesale nursery
Edward David Wengryn
Ed is an Ornamental Horticulture/Floriculture
major from Neshanic Station, N.J In his four years
at DVC, Ed has made the most of his education by
participating in many clubs and organizations on
campus. Ed was a Representative for the A-Day
Committee for four years, serving as the Fbwcr
Show Chairperson and the Publication Chairper-
son. Ed was also the Philadelphia Rower Show
Graphics Chairperson for four years and Publica-
tion Co-Chairman for two years Ed's other activi-
ties include being Roral Society President. Alpha
Phi Omega President. Vice President and Secretary/
Treasurer. Along with being Advertising Editor and
Staff member of Ram Pages. Ed is also a member
of the Yearbook Staff, a Representative of the In-
terClub Council and a member of the DVC first
place team to the Mid-Atlantic lnvitatk>nal Field
Day.
For his activities. Ed was named to Who's Who,
has been awarded the ITDA District 3-B Scholar-
ship, the Bound Brook Garden Club Scholarship
and on numerous occasions has been asked to
judge the N J FT A Rower Show
Duririg his college career Ed was an employee of
the Krauskopf Library, the DVC Media Center and
the Rower Lady Rori^ in Hillsborough, N.J. After
Ed's senior trip to the Bahamas, graduation and 14
days in Europe he plans to work for the rest of his
life and pay back his college loans and travel ex-
penses. PS. Thank you. Mom and Dad.
In Review
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WhcU? You want my picture?
September
by Bill Rein
Though the DVC year begins the last
days of August, events really don't take
shape until September. This is when that
little bit of lustre surrounding the start of
the academic year, encouraging students
to finally pack up those sunny, summer
days, has begun to wear off, and the
euphoria of freshmen starting college
shrinks with the first quizzes and papers
due.
Nonetheless, we can always look for-
ward to the changes which may have oc-
curred to DVC over the summer. For
students, this past year was no excep-
tion; they probably began to notice what
has been tagged "summertime shuffle"
— reassignment of administrators and
faculty.
Mr. George West, Chairman of Busi-
ness Administration, was named Chair-
man of the newly created Division of
Business and Computer Systems. Mr.
(now Dr.) Montileone became Assistant
Chairman of Business Administration to
round things out. Dr. John Plummer be-
came Associate Dean of Agriculture
while remaining Chairman of Dairy Hus-
bandry. Last, but not least. Dean of
Academic Affairs, Dr. John C. Mertz.
also assumed duties as Acting Chairman
of the new Division of Science.
Amid all the confusion due to the
above, a few events did occur in Sep-
tember which are also worth noting. This
year's award-winning Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit theme, "A Whisper of Fra-
grance," was chosen by a vote of all stu-
dents who volunteered their help. A new
Computer Club opened its doors on
campus. The Aggie-Scope, a horoscope
designed exclusively for DVC students,
debuted in Ram Pages. Seamis McGlone
was voted President of the Class of '89,
with Melina Cosentino as Treasurer.
Also in September, the college was
given novelist James Michener's Tinicum
Estate, as a gift of his wife, Mari
Michener The estate, overlooking rolling
countryside, was built by college trustee
and former student Herman Silverman,
Founder and Chairman of Sylvan Pools.
October
October is a busy month at DVC with
Homecoming and Parent's Day being
the big highlights of the month. First
came Homecoming where hundreds of
DVC alumni return to their alma mater
to see the old place and meet old (and
new) friends. Students work hard on
their floats for the parade Winners this
year were the Biology Club, second place
to Block and Bridle and third place to
Dairy Society. In the spirit car competi-
tion, first place went to the Equine Club,
second place to Alpha Phi Omega and
third place to the Business Club. Home-
coming Queen was Linda Bailey repre-
senting the Lab Animal Club with run-
ners up Anita Christman from Chorale
and Terri Metzler from Agribusiness.
Barness Hall threw their Third Annual
Fall Ball which was a great success.
Next was Parent's Day on Oct. 26 (the
only time many rooms are clean on cam-
pus) . Even though everyone turned out
to watch the football team lose, the after
game reception was great. Neilson and
Craver know how to cut the rug. Every-
one had a super time. The month ^nded
with Halloween. Mrs. Feldstein did it
again with her marvelous treats. Also the
arrival of the Pennsylvania Collegiate
Chorus participants for their November
concert.
Joe Kenn^' peps up the crowd at the Pep Holly Hah! Hah!
Pennsylvania Collegiate Choir perform to a standing room only audience
November
November is known as the month that
starts the annual holiday season, begin-
I ning with Thanksgiving, also known as
"Turkey Day." There were many events
that happened in November. 1985.
Here are the highlights.
DVC held its 12th Annual Turkey Trot
Race on November 24. The first two
men and women to cross the finish line
are awarded turkeys.
Comedian Robert Klein performed on
November 16 in the James Work Gym.
The performance seemed to be enjoyed
by all those who attended.
The volleyball team made it to the MAC
finals, which were held in Maryland.
Resident Assistant applications were
started to see who would be RA's for the
following year
The Landscape Nursery Club spent a
Wednesday afternoon painting rocks in
front of the greenhouse complex to help
clean and improve the campus.
Nomination were taken for the Harry
S. Truman Scholarship. This is for stu-
dents who are preparing for careers in
public service. Sophomores who have a
■'B" average and are U.S. citizens can
apply for this scholarship Next year's
sophomores (class of '89) should look to
see if they qualify
DVC had its annual turkey feast in the
cafe. I should say it was one of the better
meals that the dining hall serves.
December - January
by Bill Rein -
December and January are always
short-lived on the DVC campus, inter-
rupted by exams and the great Christmas
winter vacation to which we all look for-
ward. This leaves both months rather shy
of activity, save preparation for fun at the
beginning of break and preparation for
the second semester immediately after
break.
Nonetheless, in December the school
was the recipient of a completely new
phone system. Telecom Plus. Due to the
decentralization of AT&T, the school
was able to get a much more economical
system which actually offers much more
than the old system, such as musical
hold, computerized switchboard and a
"WATTS" line which seeks the least ex-
pensive long distance service whenever a
call is made to outside the 215 area:
Also in December, the sound of Bruce
Springsteen came to DVC in the form of
Backstreets. it was good music, inter-
rupted only by a false fire alarm.
In January, we saw the loss of our
Vice President, Dr. Arthur E. Wolfe. Dr.
Wolfe left after almost six years at DVC.
He was instrumental in planning and
financing such large projects as the new
Student Center.
Altogether, the student body looked
forward to a more active February, when
it finally snowed . . .
Judy and Ed trip the light fantastic at the Christmas dinner dance
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Februari;
bv Mt'lina (\)St'ntnK)
Althoui^h [fbtuarv is <i short inontli. it
still Wfis filk'd with pit'ntv of activitii"^
This iiKMith uas riiny in with thf <iiiiv<il
of our vt'tv own WDVC'
l.dtt'i on in tilt' month, on tlu' 14th to
he t'xact. V<»k'ntini' l.iiu's vvt-nt shootinc^
through tlu' air Also. Smart I'honi's
vviTt' intrfxiuce'd to tlu' ( anipus I chrn.iru
Ih'IcI thi' lourth Annual Caren-r Dav
(On tlu' 17th. thi' Vi'trnms Mcmnruil
Scholarship Fund was <innoun('('(l to the
studi-nts r)V(^ loini'd tlu' SAD!)
movi'UK'nt on the 2Sth and the Move
mt'tit Thratre cami' to fnti-rtam tin- stu
di-nts Tlu' transformation of the Bird
CfUje also added spice to this short hut
(]ua!nt month
The month of lehiiiarv. ended with ,i
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March
March is <ilways a month of chancre
and constant action, anci thus so with
DVC's campus and studt'nts If the stu
dents were not helping with the Mov^'er
Show, attending a movie on campus or
a college sponsored program, they were
heading home or to F-t Lauderdale for
Spring F-ireak anci Faster. (Lets hear it
for Cancun. Mexico')
Some of the big events on campus
v^ere the Junior Dinner France. Alcohol
Abuse Demonstration. F^honathon Sb
and the Flower Show The Junic:)r Dm
ner France started the month off right
with good iood and great dance music
The month continued on with the AIco
hoi Abuse F^emonstration Members of
both staff and students took part. Each
were given a contrc^lled amount of aico
hoi Thev were tested with breath<ili/er.
handwriting analvsis. balance test and
nvstagmus This program was to show
students the effects of liriiikiiig on the
body TFie Philadelphia Flov^'er Show
was once again a great succi'ss. with its
■'Whisper of Fragrance" theme The
Flower Show gives our OH students a
charice to cfisplay their talents to the
public Finally some students and alumni
gave their time for a wt)rth while cause.
"Our School"' F-'honathon "86 The
Phonathon was a success with $54.()()()
pledged to the college with 430 of the
7b8 pledges being new donors.
In last thought of the month March. I
must mention that our sights were on the
new baseball season and the knowledge
of pre-registration fast approaching As
alwcus. students looking to the future.
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Rapurtzel. Rapunzel let dnitn loiir hair
April
by Judv Henry
April started off with a scjuish with the
movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
After the tomatoes were retained, the
month really began to roll with the
Srjphomore FJinner F3ance and Israeli
Night. Israeli Night was a great success
and a good time was had by all in atten
dance. Mindi and Barry Ginsburg taught
the dances and the Middle East Restau
rant in Philadelphia supplied the cuisine.
During the week of the 7th to the 1 1th,
activity was high, especially for the
seniors The Library Book Sale was held
on April 9th. along with the Senior Bowl-
ing Night and the Junior Hoagie and
Sundae Night. And when you think all
the fun is done, the Senior Dinner Dance
pops up. The Senior Dinner Dance was
held at the Warrington Country Club and
was fantastic'
On Sunday, April 13th Founders" F^ay
was held, the school turned 90 years old.
On Founders' Day, many students and
faculty were honored for their achieve-
ments throughout the year The Blood -
mobile held on Apnl 15 was also a great
success They fell a few pints short of
their goal but we're hoping to exceed the
goal next year The Band and Chorale
held their Annual Spring Concert on
Apnl 17th in the APR. One of the big
events of April was the Luau held on the
19th. The Student Government went all
out this time with real Hawaiian flowers,
roast pig and even hula dancers with an
authentic Hawaiian band. What a night!
Yet to come this month is the play The
Fantasticks. to be held on April 25 in
Mandell 1 14 Also, the big event of the
year. A-Day A day or weekend of hard
work and hard core fun. Enjoy!
April has been a month of festivities
and anxiety The seniors began their
countdown to graduation on April 1st
and the juniors are waiting for their turn
Everyone have a good A F^ay and a fan-
tastic summer Seniors: Good luck
with the real ivorld! Everyone else:
See you next year!
May
May brings with it flowers and final ex-
ams (yuk). The seniors will be dtjne by
the Khh and Bahama bound by the
11th. Graduation on the 18th will be a
happy and tearful event Gocxl luck to
everyorle on their exams. 1 know I'll
need it. _ ,
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AGOrJOSlS-n.The syndrome
just to watch
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bar or disco s
BOWLIKINETICS-n.The act
twistlnq one's
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when a person
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of tuning into 'Wide World of Sports" every Saturday
the skier rack himself.
nal, hardfouqht decision on wti»t toppings to order on
on of hair in the drain after showering,
alkinq at the top of one's lungs when the music at th«
uddenly stops.
of trying to control a released bowling ball by
body in the direction one wants it to go.
th month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends
stops absentmi ndedly writing the old year on his checks
cereal box in attempt to retrieve the prize,
ays pushes on a door marked 'pull' or vice versa.
EIFFELITES-n. Gangly peoplrv sitting in front of you at the movies who, no
matter what direction you lean in, follow suit. .^
FETCHPLEX-n, St ate of momentary confusion in a dog who's owner has faked throw*.
ing the ball and palmed it behind your back.
GANGLOOT-n. Person who leaves on his ski passes on his jacket Just to impress
people.
GRANTNAP-n.Thc extra five minutes of sleep you allow yourself that somehow makai
all the difference in the world.
GREEDLING-v. Pretending to read the Inscription on the birthday card when you
really just want to know how much the check Is for,
MIHOIDS-n. People addicted to the smell of newly mim ographed test papers.
MO::ZALASTICS-n. Large deposits of cheese that stick to the top of the pizza box.
OREOSIS-n.The practice of eating the cream center of an oreo before eating the
cookie outsides.
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PIG SLICE-n^The last unclaimed piece of pi*za that everyone Is secretly dying
for. ^ , ,,
SCHWIGGLE-n.The amusing rotation of one's bottom when sharpening a pencil
SCRIBBLICS-n.Warm up exercises designed to get the Ink flowing in a pen.
SLURCH-n.The combination 'ouch' and slurping noise one makes when eyeing
someone else's bad sunburn.
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
I think DVC owes a "hats off' to John
Litzke, our Gsteemed sports editor.
Though perfect he may not be, how
many of us can claim flawlessness? John
has demonstrated far more dedication
than most any student here at DVC with
his sports coverage, which not only
covers home events, but, yes guys,
when you are laying back after a tough
week, he is out covering weekend and
"away" events.
We have never seen such coverage as
this year with intramural sports and com-
plete Equestrian Team finishes. So . . .
fellow Aggies, next time you pass John
as he is running off to cover baseball,
Softball and track at home in the after-
noon, and write up the away golf stats at
night, give a little credit where credit is
long overdue. Thanks for a job well
done!
Sincerely.
The Athletes of DVC
PUBNITE
The Pub Nite sponsored by F.F.A. on
April 17 was a great success. Around
11:0(). the dance floor was packed and
heavy, hitting music was bouncing off
the walls. 1 didn't see one frowning face
in the entire pub. The extra food donated
by F.F.A. was a nice change from pota-
to chips and pretzels. In addition, the
mocktails were very refreshing and sweet.
Congratulations to F.F.A. for a real or-
ganized and fun Pub Nite.
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open stage ... a simple space surround-
ed on three sides by audience." It is that
simplicity which makes The Fantasticks
unique; dispensing with the glamorous
spectacle that characterizes most musi-
cals, it tells a simple parable of love and
innocence with props pulled out of a box
and a few platforms for a set — and is all
the more charming as a result.
The cast for The FantasWclcs includes
Melina Cosentino and Bruce Bailey as
Luisa and Matt: Steve Barron and Kevin
Dickmeyer as their matchmaking fathers;
Chris Reilly as El Gallo; Larry Bullock
and John Pugh as a bedraggled pair of
travelling actors; and Rebecca as the
Mute, who provides a lively, silent ac-
companiment to the main action.
Jim Plisco and Bonnie Anderson are
stage managers and assistants Thanks to
Eric, Rob Martucci. Joann Tennison, the
Band and the wonderful choreography
of Holly Pariel. Thanks to all who have
made the play a success.
BLOOD MOBILE RESULTS
Everyone who participated in the April
15th blood drive deserves a sincere
thank you and the community's grati-
tude, from those who worked so hard to
recruit donors, to those who were turned
away for medical reasons and to those
who successfully donated. Thanks to the
combined effort of each individual.
171 people attempted to donate
blood; 165 of these people are DVC af-
filiates; and 154 pints of blood were col-
lected from the potential donors.
As you can see. we still fell short of our
institutional goal of 200 donated pints,
but it wasn't from lack of good intentions.
Below are the total class tallies of
potential donors: Class of '86 - 25; Class
of 87 - 31 : Class of '88 - 35: Class of '89
- 52; Administration. Faculty and Staff -
22.
Congratulations goes out to the Fresh-
man Class for doing such a superb job.
Beth Meny. R.A. on Barness 2nd was
the winner for recruiting the highest
number of potential donors on her floor.
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What Do You Think?
What do you like about Delaware Valley College?
Dave Harlan
It's different from other col-
leges because it stresses
practical experience. Also
the faculty are extremely
knowledgeable and
dedicated.
Kathy MacNamara
It's a small school, so you
can get to know a lot of
people. • . -
Melina Cosentino
The academics here are ex-
cellent. And the location is
ideal, it's far from the city
but not too far.
Kitty Keough
I like it because it is close to
home. 1 really like my fire
escape at my dorm, it's a
great place to hang out.
Rick Johnson
1 like the practical experi-
ence I get at DVC. And I
like it because Kitty is here.
If you have a que^ion you would like asked, let us know. Drc^ your questwn in Ram Pages Post Office Box 988.
In Review
What? You want my picture?
September
by Bill Rein
Though the DVC year begins the last
days of August, events really don't take
shape until September. This is when that
little bit of lustre surrounding the start of
the academic year, encouraging students
to finally pack up those sunny, summer
days, has begun to wear off, and the
euphoria of freshmen starting college
shrinks with the first quizzes and papers
due.
Nonetheless, we can always look for-
ward to the changes which may have oc-
curred to DVC over the summer. For
students, this past year was no excep-
tion; they probably began to notice what
has been tagged "summertime shuffle"
— reassignment of administrators and
faculty.
Mr. George West, Chairman of Busi-
ness Administration, was named Chair-
man of the newly created Division of
Business and Computer Systems. Mr.
(now Dr.) Montileone became Assistant
Chairman of Business Administration to
round things out. Dr. John Plummcr be-
came Associate Dean of Agriculture
while remaining Chairman of Dairy Hus-
bandry. Last, but not least. Dean of
Academic Affairs, Dr. John C. Mertz,
also assumed duties as Acting Chairman
of the new Division of Science.
Amid all the confusion due to the
above, a few events did occur in Sep-
tember which are also worth noting. This
year's award-winning Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit theme, "A Whisper of Fra-
grance." was chosen by a vote of all stu-
: dents who volunteered their help. A new
Computer Club opened its doors on
campus. The Aggie-Scope, a horoscope
designed exclusively for DVC students,
debuted in Raw Pages. Seamis McGlone
was voted President of the Class of '89,
with Melina Cosentino as Treasurer. :
Also in September, the college was
given novelist James Michener'sTinicum
Estate, as a gift of his wife. Mari
Michener. The estate, overlooking rolling
countryside, was built by college trustee
and former student Herman Silverman,
Founder and Chairman of Sylvan Pools.
October
October is a busy month at DVC with
Homecoming and Parent's Day being
the big highlights of the month. First
came Homecoming where hundreds of
DVC alumni return to their alma mater
to sec the old place and meet old (and
new) friends. Students work hard on
their floats for the parade. Winners this
year were the Biology Club, second place
to Block and Bridle and third place to
Dairy Society. In the spirit car competi-
tion, first place went to the Equine Club,
second place to Alpha Phi Omega and
third place to the Business Club. Home-
coming Queen was Linda Bailey repre-
senting the Lab Animal Club with run-
ners up Anita Christman from Chorale
and Terri Metzler from Agribusiness.
Barness Hall threw their Third Annual
Fall Ball which was a great success.
Next was Parent's Day on Oct. 26 (the
only time many rooms are clean on cam-
pus) . Even though everyone turned out
to watch the football team lose, the after
game reception was great, Neilson and
Craver know how to cut the rug. Every-
one had a super time. The month ^nded
with Halloween. Mrs. Feldstein did it
again with her marvelous treats. Also the
arrival of the Pennsylvania Collegiate
Chorus participants for their November
concert, ■: , * -^ ^^
Joe Kenns; peps up the crowd at the Pep Rall\,' Rah! Rah!
Penns^/lvania Collegiate Choir perform to a ^andirig room onl^i audience.
November
November is known as the month that
starts the annual holiday season, begin-
. ning with Thanksgiving, also known as
"Turkey Day." There were many events
that happened in November, 1985.
Here are the highlights.
DVC held its 12th Annual Turkey Trot
Race on November 24. The first two
men and women to cross the finish line
are awarded turkeys.
Comedian Robert Klein performed on
November 16 in the James Work Gym.
The performance seemed to be enjoyed
by all those who attended.
The volleyball team made it to the MAC
finals, which were held in Maryland. '
Resident Assistant applications were
started to see who would be RA's for the
following year.
The Landscape-Nursery Club spent a
Wednesday afternoon painting rocks in
front of the greenhouse complex to help
clean and improve the campus.
Nomination were taken for the Harry
S. Truman Scholarship. This is for stu-
dents who are preparing for careers in
public service. Sophomores who have a
"B" average and are U.S. citizens can
apply for this scholarship. Next year's
sophomores (class of '89) should look to
see if they qualify.
DVC had its annual turkey feast in the
cafe. I should say it was one of the better
meals that the dining hall serves.
December - January
by Bill Rein
December and January are always
short-lived on the DVC campus, inter-
rupted by exams and the great Christmas
winter vacation to which we all look for-
ward . This leaves both months rather shy
of activity, save preparation for fun at the
beginning of break and preparation for
the second semester immediately after
break.
Nonetheless, in December the school
was the recipient of a completely new
phone system, Telecom Plus. Due to the
decentralization of AT&T, the school
was able to get a much more economical
system which actually offers much more
than the old system, such as musical
hold, computerized switchboard and a
"WATTS" line which seeks the least ex-
pensive long distance service whenever a
call is made to outside the 215 area.
Also in December, the sound of Bruce
Springsteen came to DVC in the form of
Backstreets. It was good music, inter-
rupted only by a false fire alarm.
In January, we saw the loss of our
Vice President, Dr. Arthur E. Wolfe. Dr.
Wolfe left after almost six years at DVC.
He was instrumental in planning and
financing such large projects as the new
Student Center.
Altogether, the student body looked
forward to a more active February, when
it finally snowed . . .
Jiidy jnd Ld tnp the light fantastic crt the Christmas dinner dance.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DVC Throttles Wilkes in Two;
Does Same to Allentown; Splits with Kings
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LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Chicago Bulls guard sensation Michael
Jordan scores a playoff record 63 pwints
but it went all for naught as Boston won
In double overtime, 135-131. Boston
leads the series 2-0 as the series will
head to the Windy City for the next two.
In other NBA playoff action:
• Sixers, with big fourth quarter from
Charies Barkley (27 points, 20 RBS)
even series with Washington 1-1 with a
102-97 victory on Sunday. Series heads
to Washington for next two.
• Dallas goes up 2-0 on Utah as Mark
Aguirre poured in 27 and Rolando
Blackman scored 22. Karl Malone had
31 for Utah as series heads to Utah for
next two.
• Rockets and Lakers are both coasting
with 2-0 and the quarterfinals awaiting.
• Milwaukee, with victory over New
Jersey, takes a 2-0 lead over the Nets
as the series heads to the Brenden Byrne
Arena.
• Portland and Denver are tied at 1-1
following Portland's 108-106 victory on
Sunday. Kiki Vandeweghe pumped in
36 for Portland as series shifts to
Portland.
• Atlanta Hawks, behind the 50 point
masterpiece by Dominique Wilkins on
Friday, take a semi-commanding 2-0
lead over Detroit with the series shifting
to Detroit.
• Phils drop four straight and are swept in
weekend series by the Mets following a
pitching gem by Sid Fernandez during
the Mets 8-0 victory on Sunday. Fer-
nandez pitched a 2-httter. Phils will be
*. in Montreal and Rtt^urgh while the
Mets take on Pittsburgh and Montreal,
in that order. Meanwhile the Yanks are
high atop the American League East
with a 7-4 record and will take on Kan-
sas City and Baltimore this week.
• Pitcher Vida Blue, formerly of the World
Champion Oakland Athletics, won the
200th game of his career with the Giants
as the Giants beat the San Diego Padres
4-0. Blue is 85th pitcher to reach the
200- win milestone.
• In the heavyweight rematch, Larry
Holmes lost a very close and controver-
sial match to a man who took it away
from him, Michael Spinks on Saturday
night.
• In the final four playoff series, all series
are tied at 1-1: Hartford-Montreal,
Toronto-St. Louis, Edmonton-Calgary,
Washington-New York. But that will
change by the end of the week.
• Fuzzy Zocller won the $450,000 Heri-
tage Classic with a final round of par 71
and a total of eight under par 276.
by John Litzke
The Wilkes College Colonels visited
DVC and the Colonels left DVC with their
chins hanging down to their clusters. In
game one, Delaware Valley got multiple
hit games from Bill Boyle (three), Dan
Porter, Joe Cox, Emil Novak, John
Messina, and Scott Sucobski (each with
two) and homeruns from Porter, Cox,
Novak, Wargo, and Bauzon as the Rams
trounced Wilkes, 16-9. The Aggies had
an inning some teams can only dream of
having as in the fourth inning, with
Wilkes up by a score of 9-6. DVC sent
13 up to the plate and scored nine big
runs which included a two-run homerun
by Joe Cox and a three-run homer by
Dan Porter (eight hits in that inning
altogether). When the game ended the
Stat book read: DVC with 16 runs on 15
hits, four enors. and seven men left on
base and Wilkes finished with nine runs
on six hits, five enors. and 12 men left
on base.
In game two, DVC's domination con-
tinued but the outcome was a bit closer.
Wilkes jumped out to an early 5-0 lead
after two innings, but DVC stormed back
in the third as Dan Porter started things
off with a single and scored on the triple
by Chris Wargo, Joe Cox followed with
a walk, advanced on a wild pitch and
Wargo scored making it 5-2. With Cox
on second, Novak singled; Cox moved
to third and then scored on another wild
pitch to make it 5-3. DVC would tie it in
the fourth with two runs scored by Chris
Wargo and Rod Swineford.
Wilkes would score just one more time
in the top of the fifth as the DVC pitching
staff stymied the Colonels. With Wilkes
up 6-5 going into the seventh and with
DVC in the driver's seat, the Aggies went
to work on the Wilkes pitching staff.
Cox. Novak. Lewandowski. and
Messina all reached base and scored to
complete the sweep of Wilkes with a 9-6
victory. DVC finished with nine runs on
ten hits, zero errors, and six left on base
with Wilkes finishing game two with six
runs on nine hits, one error, and five left
on base. The winning pitcher was Joe
Petrafesa for DVC.
DVC Deals Kings A Flush
Kings Sneak Past in Game Two
DVC split in a doubleheader vs. Kings
College this April. In game one. DVC
punched out 12 hits and Kings had nine
of their own as DVC won by the football
score of 14-10.
Dan Porter and Mark Bauzon were the
big guns for DVC as they each collected
three hits, Joe Cox was two of three with
three runs scored and Emil Novak was
on base four times with a triple and three
walks as the Aggies dethroned Kings.
The damage was done in the first two
innings as DVC put their first six batters
on base in the first, scored four times in
the first, four in the second, and had a
three-run fourth. . ■
"Cy" Rother went to the distance giving
up all ten runs, ten hits. 11 walks, and
two strikeouts, but the strong point in
Cy's outing was that he did not give up
an extra base hit all day (ten hits, ten
singles).
In game two. Kings sneaked past DVC
3-2 in a game that was called after five
innings because of rainy, gloomy weather.
Here are some numbers for DVC regu-
lars through 14 games: Mark Bauzon:
AB 48; H 22; HR 3; AVG .458; leads
team in 3Bs with 3. HRs with 3. hits with
22. average; Joe Cox: AB 46; H 17; HR
2; AVG .369; John Messina: AB 45; H
18; HR 1; AVG .400; leads team in 2Bs
with 5; Emil Novak: AB 45; H 15; HR 2;
AVG .333; Dan Porter: AB 56; H 18;
HR 1; AVG .321; leads team in strikeouts
with 13; Scott Sucobski: AB 41; H 17;
HR 0; AVG .386; Rod Swineford: AB
32; H 11; HR 0; AVG .343; leads team
in walks with 13; "Bubba" Bachur: AB
30; H 8; HR 0; AVG .266.
DVC Putters Are 3-2 After Five Games
H looks as though we might have some
future Masters or U.S. Open Champs
right here at DVC. Well let's concentrate •
on the MAC Championships before we
start thinking about the big time.
The DVC Golfers are currently 3-2
this season after scoring victories over
Philadelphia Textile. FDU, and Spring
Garden and dropping games to golf
powerhouse Swarthmore and Ursinus.
Seniors Dan Lynch and Mike Toscano
lead the Delaware Valley Squad onto the
fairways and number one golfer Greg
Hofstaedcr gives the team consistantly
good outings each time they play. Paul
Thievon and Mike Trawitz round out the
1986 team.
MAC golf games ar scored with each
team taking their best five-out-of-seven
scores, adding those five scores up and
that's the score they compete with. "Our
goal is to get as close to 430 as a team as
possible," commented Coach Wilson.
"Our players are averaging around ^
per round," added Wilson. The golf team
will take on Lebanon Valley today (4-21)
and their final game will be against the
golfing Greyhounds of Moravian at our
home fairway which is Oak Terrace Golf
Club on Wednesday. April 23. MAC
GoH Championships begin May 3 which
Cox, Bauzon Pace DVC;
Sharpe No Hits Centaurs
In Game Two
Game one was a nailbiter but game
two was a breeze. All in all. DVC swept
past the Centaurs of Allentown College
this past weekend with relative ease.
. Game one saw DVC jump off to a 2-0
lead in the top of the first thanks to a Bill
Boyle walk, a Tony Sandone getting hit-
by-a-pitch, a Joe Cox single, and a Mark
Bauzon single.
The Centaurs' bats came right back in
the bottom of that inning with three runs
of their own generated by three walks,
two wild pitches, and a double. The first
inning ended with Allentown up by a 3-2
score. : " • •
A one-run third and a two-run fourth
proved to be all the offense DVC would
need as Allentown could muster just one
run and four hits the rest of the way as
DVC captured a 5-4 victory in game one.
Mark Cy" Rother had another very
impressive start giving up six hits and
four runs while striking out six and walk-
ing five to notch the victory. Cy had a
shaky first inning but put that inning
behind him and held Allentown in check
tiie ri'st of the way.
is a Saturday. If you're not doing anything
on the 3rd, and it's a nice day. get out
there and caddy for these guys.
Remember guys, hit through the ball,
watch the wind velocity, and keep away
from those bunkers. Good Luck!
Joe Cox was tops with the bat for DVC
as he went three for four with two
singles, a triple, and three RBIs. Mark
Bauzon was two for four with two singles
and two RBI's. DVC finished with five
runs on nine hits, one error, and eight
men left on base while Allentown finished
with four runs on six hits, two errors, and
eight men left.
Game two was a laugher as Doug
Sharpe pitched a flawless game throwing
his first and the team's first no- hitter of
the season.
Sharpe registered two strikeouts and
four walks in six innings and nine of the
18 outs registered on fly balls. Nice job!
On the offensive side, the DVC bats
were relentless as Dan Porter went three
for four with two singles and a double.
Emil Novak went three for three with
three singles and five RBI's and Scott
Sucobski and Mark Bauzon each went
two for three during DVC's 12-0 shutout
victory over Allentown in game two.
The sweep over Allentown raises
DVC's record to 10-7 with three double
headers remaining. Time to start thinking
about playoffs.
STAFF
Editorsin Chief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photograph}; Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Aduertisir}g Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey. Jamie Beck.
Melina Cosentino. Judy Henry.
Bill Rein. Wendy L. Unger.
Ann Whitesell. Scott Zeltt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await. Scott Zeltt
Advisors Joe Ferry. Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somcrville, Dr Ziemer
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Ladies Squeak Past Susquehanna; Men Fall to Crusaders
On Saturday, the men's and ladies' track
teams hosted the Susquehanna Crusaders
in an inner-league matchup.
On the ladies side, DVC won seven of
the ten running events paced by victories
from Chris Frazer in the lOOM and 400M
hurdles and the 400M dash, Deb Stack-
house in the 800M and 1500M runs,
Monica Etzweiler in the 3000M run and
the 16(X)M relay team of Frazer, Kunkel,
Stackhouse. and Hajioannou who fin-
ished 6; 05 seconds in front of the Lady
Crusader team. At the end of the running
events DVC held a slim six point advan-
tage with a score of 43-37.
The Lady Crusaders gave the Aggies
little breathing room during the field
events. Out^anding freshman Randi Kun-
kel captured the long jump (16'10V4'')
with Tracy Marshall finishing third with a
leap of 14 ' 1 ". Kunkel won the shot put
with a throw of 35 '11" and she also
notched a victory in the javelin with a
throw of 121 '6" with Tina Drey finishing
third with a throw of 93 ' 1 1 ". The high
jump, discus, and triple jump were won
by Susquehanna. Sharon Lane. Run
Jones, and Lisa Schoner respectively,
with Ranki Kunkel finishing second in the
high jump and triple jump DVC dropped
the field events by the slitw margin of
27-26 but won the over-all meet by a
score of 69-64. The ladies are now 5-1
on the season.
On the men's side, DVC wasn't as
lucky as their lady teammates. DVC won
just two of the ten running events with
senior Ken McDaid capturing the ISOOM
run and the 1600M relay team just beat
ing out Susquehanna's team by 12 tenths
of a second. Susquehanna's All- American
Mike Spangler captured the lOOM dash.
200M dash, and was the anchor for the
winning 400M relay team. After the run-
ning events, Susquehanna had a com-
manding 54-28 lead.
in the field events DVC did much better
with All-American Jim Flukey setting a
personal and DVC record when he shat-
tered the 200 foot mark in the javelin
with a throw of 207 '4". Senior Chris
Buckley won the high jump with a leap
of 6 '4' and senior Dave Bradley won
the triple jump competition with a jump
of 44 '0". Susquehanna beat DVC by a
score of 93-52.
Congratulations to the victors. The
best thing DVC could do is just put this
meet behind them and look towards the
next one.
Mike Williams (blue shirt) and Jim Enoch in a
dead heat with Susquehanna during Saturday's
meet won by the Crusaders
Football, Basketball
Recruiting Season Open
The 1986-87 edition of the Delaware
Valley College Men's Basketball team is
taking shape. Head Coach Bill Werkiser
and Assistant Coach Jim Welsh have
been working feverishly this off season
and when I paid a visit to Coach Werkiser
he had a list of recruits over four pages
long.
This is the first time the first-year coach
has been through the recruiting process
and he's had his ups and downs.
The primary thing the coaching staff is
looking for is a big man in the middle and
some big forwards to go along with first
year players James Dudley. Joe Cherry*
Joe Westerfer. Dwight Weldon. and John
Wiorek. One thing the '85-86 team lacked
was size in the middle and that's what the
staff is shopping around for.
Many of the kids Coach Werkiser has
talked to are still undecided. Here's a brief'
list of the recruits which DVC is talking
to:
Ed Kaiser: 6 4. Northern H.S.: Brian
Manley: 5-10, Cumberland Valley H.S.;,
Tom Lewis: 6-1. Scarsdale. N.Y : Craig
Pierce: 6-3. Wall H S.. N.J ; Richard
Latza: 6-3. Voorhees H S.. N.J.: Craig
Treffinger: 6-5. Upper Perkiomen H.S.:
Martin Cade: 6-1, Abe Lincoln H.S..
Philadelphia: Doug Hunter: 6 2. Arch-
bishop Ryan M.S.. Philadelphia; Derrick
Greg: 6-1. University City H.S.,
Philadelphia
It is my hope that the coaching staff
finds the big man they need in order to
successfully compete in the tough MAC.
The DVC Women's Head Coach. Mr.
Gary Pento is recruiting and working hard
in the off season as well. He is also con-
centrating on recruiting some height in
the middle as well.
Before you know it. we'll be tailgating
and cheering on the Aggies as they take
on the best the MAC can dish out. But
before Coach Wilson can put that top
notch squad on the gridiron, he and his
coaches must go through a recruiting
process. You may have noticed Mr.
Massino escorting potential prospects
around the campus and I just happened
to run into him at the city All-Star game
in Philadelphia where he was checking
out the city talent.
"The coaches have been out since
Thanksgiving and we expect to land from
50-55 players and bring them to the
camp in August." said Head Coach A!
Wilson. "Our basic need is lineman and
we are confident we can land some of
our top quality recruits," added Wilson.
A lot of the recruits will be coming from
high schools in the lower coal region
(Lancaster. Southern Pa.) and the staff is
still active with a couple of city players as
well. All in all, it looks like a good recruit-
ing season and we can look forward to
an exciting 1986 Aggie football season.
Results of Penn State Show
Here are the results of the Penn State
Show held on April 13. 1986 at Eastwood
Farms. Bellefonte. Pa.
Open Flat
Robin Crawford — 2nd
Leslie Ward - 2nd
Open Fences
Leslie Ward — 1st
Intermediate Rat
Theresa Kothstein -^ 1st
Intomediate Fences
Tony Dclise — 1st
Dariene Ccmohorsky — 6th
Novice Flat
Ted Zajac — 1st
Novice Fences
Ted Zajac — 3rd
Kris Dcmordy — 1st
Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter
Claudia Krebs — (Ah
Advanced Walk-Trot
DeUxe Oe^erling — 1st
Beginner Walk-Trot
Liza Kinney — 1st
Lisa Fleischman — 4th
Overall, these people qualified for
Regionals: Leslie Ward — Open Fences.
Tony Delise — Intermediate Fences. Kris
Demordy — Novice Fences. Debbie
Oesterling — Advanced Walk-Trot.
As a team we ended the day with 44
points which gave us High Point College
for the day and we were able to catch up
to and beat Penn State which makes Dela-
ware Valley College Equestrian Team
Overall Champion College of Region V.
Also Leslie Ward is top overall Region
Rider and will represent Region V in a
special class at Nationals. The team as
Region V Champions will compete at
Nationals against other Region Champion
teams for the overall Cartier Cup. the
National Champion Trophy. Nationals
this year are in Charlottsville. Virginia on
May 3 and 4.
Chns Frazer strides over the hurdle during her
uirtory in lOOM hurdles (See article for more )
Jeff Aderholt successfuHi; clearing bar.
PROFILE: JACK FOLEY *i
The Man Who Puts Us Back Together
I had the opportunity to work with this
man during the 1984 football season as a
student trainer and let me be the first to
tell you. he's one of the best. If any of us
have received a sports related injury, and
many of us have. Mr. Foley is the man to
;S€e. Many of us have been treated by Mr.
Foley but I don't think we know the man
behind the scissors, weight machines,
and all that tape.
As a young man. Mr. Foley attended
Bishop McDevitt H.S., playing both foot-
ball and basketball. He comes from quite
a large family of 12; eight boys and four
girls and Jack was the first boy. He is a
graduate of Ithaca College where he ma-
jored in Health & Physical Education
and earned his Athletic Training degree
at West Chester University in 1978.
After graduation. Mr. Foley spent a year
at the University of Pennsylvania as As-
sistant Trainer and off season Condition-
ing Coordinator. Following his stay at
University of Pa. he came to us here at
DVC.
At DVC. he is the Head Athletic Trainer
and Conditioning Coach as well as a
teacher in First Aid and CPR. His training
room philosophy reads like this: We try
to create an optimal environment for
normal healing to occur. Sports medicine
has come a long way since the days of
the "bucket and sponge." Today the ath-
lete is served by a team of professionals
who are dedicated to the prevention,
treatment, and rehabilitation of injuries.
Mr. Foley and his assistant. Sandy Hay-
ward (West Chester grad). try to prevent
Injuries through off season conditioning
programs, physical screening, and equip-
ment selection. They also provide
emergency care, through CPR. transpor-
lation. and management of the first aid.
Once inital treatment is completed, the
Gainers provide support for the injury by
taping, splinting, ace bandaging, or brac-
ing. The trainers aid in rehabilitation by
applying ice. heat, electrical stimulation,
liltra sound, and resistance exercises
^isotonic, isometric, and isokinetic). Fi-
nally. Mr. Foley and his trainers educate
or counsel athletes for a life time of intel-
ligent and practical health habits in terms
of hygiene, nutrition, fitness, alcohol and
drug use. and stress.
When asked how DVC has been with
injuries as a whole these past two sport
seasons he replied. "They didn't decrease
and they didn't increase. (1981 was his
busiest sports year when he had eight
serious knee injuries to take care of.) The
athlete is much better conditioned com-
ing to college; the athlete is also bigger,
stronger, and faster. I don't think they'll
ever be a point of decrease in injuries."
Each season is a challenge."
I think we can be proud of the job Mr.
Foley has done these past two seasons
and I think we can feel much securer and
safer knowing we have the best at our
side. Thank you. Mr. Foley.
RESULTS OF REGIONAL
FINALS FOR DVC
EQUESTRIAN TEAM
Regional Finals for the Hunt Seat
Equestrian Team were held at Timber
Edge Farm. Horsham. Pa. on Sunday,
April 20th. 1986. Here are the results.
Open Flat
Leslie Ward — 5th
Robin Crawford — 6th
Intomedlate Rat
Tony Delise — 1st
Beth Meny — 4th
^vaiM:ed WaOt-Trot
Donna Forte — 2nd
Debbie Oe^erling — b&i
Open Fence*
Robin Crawford — 2nd
Leslie Ward - 4th
Intermediate Fence*
Tony Delise — 1st
H^ Point Rider In Region V
Leslie Ward
High Point Team In Region V
DVC
DVC Cartier Cup Team
(As High Point College)
Walk Trrt — Liza Kinney
Walk Trot Canter - P J Guyre
Novice Flat — Ted Zajac
Intermediate Flat — Theresa Kothstein
Open Rat — Rc^n Crawford
Novice Fence — Ted Zajak
Intermediate Fence — Beth Meny
Open Fence — Leslie Ward
The team will travel to Nationals in
Charlettsville, Va. the weekend of May
2nd. Mrs. S. Clark. Coach and Dr. Hof-
saess, Advisor, will accompany the
group.
What is Music?
The following is part of a speech (klivered by
Clifford Love, President of DVC C/iorote, at annual
Musk Banquet. William Penn Inn. Tuesday), April
8th. 1986
I would like to share with you tonight a
few personal thoughts. 1 would like to
see if you agree with me.
First, to you what does music convey?
Can it not convey anything from deep
grief to complete joy? I believe it can
Can it not convey deep longings of the
heart as well as longings of the soul? I
believe it can.
However, there are two types of music
vocal and instrumental. The latter is able
to present emotions and perceptions,
whereas words would be very clumsy in
expression. A person has a tough time
putting to words Copeland's "Appala
chian Spring" or Ravell's "Bolero." How
can you put into words what an instru-
mental sound track expresses for a
movie?
learning to perform her first piano solo or
the boy who is just learning to sing "Jesus
Loves Me." Music knows no age or gen-
der. Music knows and is concerned with
what comes from the soul and its full
sincerity.
if age or level of ability do not matter,
but. instead, the sincerity of the soul,
then can we as God-gifted musicians
neglect the potential we have to express
what people have labored for. or in some
cases, were scorned for creating? I say
we can not!
Granted, we are not paid musicians.
Many of us have professional goals that
are non-music in nature. Music will be an
avocation for us. However, we have
agreed that music transcends economic
and social bounds! Can not the farmer be
involved in music as well as the stock
broker or fire fighter? Can not these peo-
ple express with their souls what the pro-
fessional musician gets paid to perform? I
believe they can! Then are we not also
able to take the sincerity of a little boy
and combine it with our own ability as an
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However, music also is performed
with the use of words. This type of music
is precious in its own way. How can a
person begin to play on an instrument
what is conveyed by a pure voiced boys'
choir singing works by Palestrina or de
Victoria? Further, how can instruments
convey what Handel declared with voices
in the "Messiah," or. in the 20th century,'
when Hal Davis and Burt Bacharach
penned the words, "What the world
needs now is love, sweet love?" These
two forms of expression have a synergis-
tic relationship with each other. That is,
together they can make music a form of
expression that can seldom be surpassed.
Music crosses all the economic spec-
trum. Music can bridge generations and
social classes. Do you not agree? Then
this brings me to my second though. The
man who plays throughout the world the
piano concertos of Chopin or a woman
who sings a main part in Wagner's "Der
Walkyries" has no more right to musical
expression than the little girl who is just
Bike Club
The Bike Club went for a ride Saturday.
April 20th. The route began at the Stu-
dent Center, curved west through Peace
Valley Park, went northeast along Lake
Nockamixon, and then back to the school
through Plumsteadville.
There was a rest and lunch in Bedmin-
ster. in all the club covered 30 miles. An-
nie Whitesell. an Honor Brush finished
the whole ride; others went part way.
Other rides are planned this semester.
Look at the orange board in the Post Of-
fice for ride and meeting listings Anyone
with a bike is welcome. Come out and
join us for scenery, sun. exercise, and fun
Drinking & Driving cont'd from pg. 1
office is particularly active in disseminat-
ing this information and encouraging the
concept, Seager points out that "it is not
the kind of program that requires a lot of
central coordination. You don't need to
clear your participation with anybody
The message is just do it in whatever way
it suits you." Apparently this is the best
approach to solving the problem of
drunken driving; a concerted, individual
effort on the part of bars, restaurants and
customers.
individual working in harmony with
others in a group to produce expression
where words are inadequate? The po-
tential is there; all you and 1 have to do is
accept the challenge of concentration
and a few hours of time per week spent
io make it reality — to make it breathe
-With life as though Bach himself were
right there with us. or if Gershwin were
actually on the podium. To be able to
make others smile with joy. laugh with
light- heartedness or cry with grief: this is
- pur goal.
We must allow the music to reach our
own souls so we can convey it. That
takes acceptance. We come to a time of
major opF>ortunity to convey the feeling
and thought presented in music. Several
other opportunities are soon to follow.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have been
given these talents by God . Shall we now
forget the pleasure which they can give
us as well as others? You and I have
everything that I have talked about. The
choice is yours and mine.
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Abortion Seminar
On April 30th at 7:30 p.m. in the Stu-
dent Center APR, there will be an Abor-
tion Seminar. The seminar will feature
the movie Silent Scream and the follow-
ing speakers: David Byrnes, Public
Relations Director for the Quakertown
Crisis Pregnancy Center and Jeffrey
Drake, an area lawyer.
The movie and speakers' presentation
will last approximately one hour, after
which there will be time for questions
and answers. Come out and voice your
opinion on this vital issue!
Student Government Officers
Elected for 1986-87
Last week, elections of Student Gov-
ernment Officers took place in the lobby
of the Agriculture Building. A record
number of voters went to the polls and
the results of the election are as follows:
PRESIDENT
Ray Boltz '87
O.H. major from Meyerstou;n. Pa.
HOUSE OF SOCIAL ACTIVITIES
CO-CHAIRPERSONS
Kelly Hadesti; '89
Business Administration major
from Tamaqua. Pa.
Terry Sanderson '86
Animal Husbandry major from Warminster. Pa.
TREASURER
Brenda Werner '87
Animal Husbandry major from Elverson. Pa
SECRETARY
Anthony Donofrto '88
O.H. major from Spotswood, N.J.
Spring Concert Review
On Thursday, April 17, in the APR
the DVC Band and Chorale presented
its Annual Spring Concert. The evening
began with faculty members with Cliff
Love performing "The Rigoletto Quartet."
The chorale under the direction of Joanne
Roberts performed nine numbers foUowed
by the Green and Gold bart)ershop per-
forming five After intermission the band
conducted by Mrs. Michele Metcalf per-
formed six pieces. Refreshments were
served after the concert. Both the band
and chorate performed weB, as the sounds
of spring filled the APR and moved the
audience. Congratulations to Bob Man-
ning for doing an excellent job with the
decorations for the occasion.
Personals
Confucius is tired; someone take over for
him.
"Nothing is worth something and
something is made of nothing, but if you
work for something and receive nothing
for your efforts you have learned the
lesson that self satisfaction is everything."
— Unknown
I'm tongue tied.
For Dariene, may you always have "the
greatest love of all."
WANTED: Summer help on a Quaker-
town area dairy farm. Free room and
board on farm . See Jen in Berk 202 for
further details.
John — How's your Frat, I mean your
Social Club doing?
Mike — How are those "Daddy-long
legs?"
Hey Sexy in the Snack Bar — Thanks
for the fries. — Ram Pages staff
Spider Man — Don't give up hope, we
will find you! — Hall of Justice
Tim R. — The quest for the perfect
tomato has begun .
Kitsten — Is the perfect tomato in
Connecticut?
Katie — - Have you seen the perfect
tomato in Pennsylvania?
Joanne — The party was great!
John N — Thank you very much for a
%ruisc the size of a softball! — Val. But
anyhow, have a happy birthday.
lony Delise — Congratulations. Good
luck at the Nationals. - Val. PS. Have
a happy birthday.
To everyone who knows Katie — Did
you enjoy your lai?
Chris — Is that a pillow or the real thing?
— Katie
To whom it may concern at the other
end of the hallway — The "party room"
■will be having fun for A-Day. will you?
Tish — Hope you can live through one
JWeekend here at DVC — A concerned
friend!
- LUAU REVIEW -
DVC went Hawaiian and it worked.
On Saturday. April 19th. DVC had its
first Hawaiian Night and despite the
empty campus, many people turned
out. The food from M.W. Wood was
better than average and the decorations
set the atmosphere. The Hawaiian danc-
ers and band were great. A suggestion
for future luau's: start them earlier. It was
a little cold by 9 p.m. and many people
left and missed the D.J.. who reportably
was excellent. The luau should become
an annual event!
Free Counseling Services
Wed. 2-5 p.m. Reb Brooks
Thurs. 6-9 p.m. Catharine Karsten
We're located in the Infirmar];.
Stop hi; and let us introduce ourselves.
Someone to talk to can help!
GIVE IT A TRY!
V/2 WKS. TIL FINALS
Still time to change that "C" to a
"B" or "A." Come to the Tutoring
Center.
• Work with our tutoring staff.
• Form study groups.
• Listen to study skills on tape.
• Learn techniques on how to take
exams on Wednesdays during third
period (11:20 a.m.).
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Friday. May 2, 1986
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Cccdbye lire§
Stcv*. Marii, Wendy, Joe A Jen - Have • blaat of • aum- Dear Yamaha - Wkcrcvcr I so. whatawat I do, my mamo-
mcrl How about a pool baah? - Later. Brian
To Groovy Rill ond Comparm at Admissions - M^i uWt with 00 dp
S/ou was a good rxptnence for me I grew quite land oj all of yon.*
Hey George - Where exactly did thoae hanging planta
come hom?t? - Hatch
&ev« - Trade vour airplane in for a Monle Carlo SS soon -
Your copihl
Kccft S.L.A.M.-Ing — Good luck in N.H., Dave. Don't over-
throw anyone without me. - Howard
Linda - Blah. blah, hloh South Jene\i and Jamesway (i/ou
should have kept the button!) I won't elope on Oct 2Sth. I think
— Love \,'0 Ginger
Dear Christina — Thia U to a girl who take* a nap before
going to bed and eats a anack before dinner. You're a atveety
and I'll mla* youl - Love. Kim
.Carole — Never say goodbye, lusl "see you later'" Thanks for
always being my buddy^ What em I My m 2Sor less rK)t enough!
- MDBH :;„-■?:
, DoMg •> I gueaa we'll always have good memories.
"There's a time for some (hiiiijs. and a time lor all things. A time for
great things, and a lime for small thir\gs " — Cervantes
Ram Pages Staff - Remember "It's fresh, it's new. It's hot
off the presses, why It's Rom Page*. It's been a blaat, a pain
mmim „„ „„ .,,„■ ... ■■ - ED-Horial
Peter - I miss you Okeodfy' 111 keep missing you Hope to ■see you
soon (Dip me m ink') — Love. He
"96 - Good luck and take care. — Michael J.
Shaun Hob and Mark - Can I help it il freshmen are better^ Clad
I knou' you guys — Nancy Kasper
Allison ft Ron - The radio would be a lot more romantic
than the TV. Keep it quiet down there, some of us like to
■Iwy. -Mel ft Pippin
Suranne - You >p a sp>ecml friend and foomrrtale 'Thanks for all
your help and advice and picking us up from the NBI when we
couldn't drive' - Love always Rewmdoy
Dearest Cud - Thanks for three years of roommate memo*
rtes: F Y.A . Dong, Stocking Heads, Paper Clips, Free
Dots. Bunkbeds. Tall-less Racoons, "I'm going to have to
shoot you." - Love always. Rug
Chetie - I hope you find a way to Europe Td hve to go loo /
con! believe it has been four years Thanks for the good lim^s
Virginia Tech Florida etc Good luck - Anna
Bill - Congratulations on going to Tennessee. Thanks for
helping us with Organic and Physics this year. Have a good
summer! - Love, Jo
Roi* - So long farewell until we meet ogmn It's Umes kke this
that It 5 hard to say goodbye - Love yiou Ed
To the Ram Page* Staff — You're a great bunch. You
ahould be proud of yourselves. - Love and kisses. RK
Dove Glynos Shaun Smith Dan Porter ikeve Canale - Some
people like to he told what to do others like to be whipped'"
Twink "Mkhele" - Remember all the good times from
that first day In the gym Including volleyball (C.C ), Steve
and Tom. etc. - Chris "Christine"
Rom Pages Staff - /( 's been a great four years with *ii#f yont and /
uioiildn 't change a minute of it Good luck m the future' - Jamie
Hey Crayons — It's me again. Juat wanted you to know the
secret hiding spot Is Just across the hall. - Purple
Butcher — Remember to rrtark your calendar for our dale at the
Amber Inn April 1987 Armther night you'll never forget - Barb
& Beans
DIno V. - Too bad wt met at A-Day and not sooner. —
Your secret admirer
Mike f — Lore that truck'ijotta hit the beach Definitely will visit,
hopefully more than once - Marc
My Bamess Acquaintances — Thanks for the good times
that are now good memories. You are good friends. —
Shari
Theresa K - I'm glad we got you for a housemate Good luck
with the next group Hope the ceiling holds up" - Manbeth
Keep in touch BIrdy, don't forget yow buddy. - Hoti
June - Friendly neighbor If you ever need any soH napkins, gum
or onythmg else. jUst drop by / m sure 111 see you at the Mall or in
the area It was great getting to imoui you Good luck — Love.
Karen
Peppy — Happy agronoming and have a ^eat aummctl —
Love, Scott
Flora/ Sorielv OfJKen - In one year three pcM presidenti
graduate Now you can say "I did it my way
Konrad - Wiabhig you aucceaa aa a DVC graduatel Maybe
some day you'll be able to donate your wealth to make thia
a real campusi - Bill
Tiny - When are you going for the ego operotion' / (hink It's the
1st or IS that for something else'" Only kiddmg - Mare
MIcheIc - Words wea't dMoMM H No goodbye's, right.
Thanks to my above high buddy Im being tlMM. - Low
always, Carole
Chnslop>>er - This Isn't a goodbye tnc k'» • "fl meet you in
Delau>are" 'ine I hve you ai%d always ui#
DVC - It's beer rMl, It's bMM irfcc. but H hasn't b«M real
idcci — Later, Me
To the Girls in Berk and ail the rest of you - k's been a super year
ond It was great knowing all I do Good luck Loue ya ott
Chief Pence - It was my last A-Day on ^ght aecwity.
Good luck with neat year's A-Day - APO Crew
Mike H - How many bedrooms are at the ^eed shop^ A hKkey
while you were sleeping'' Come on' P S Take cofe of my sMei -
Theresa
ries will live on. Heaae don't ever forget me. I love you
more than you will ever know. - Love, Sade
Janlre - Hai>e a good summer Get rich quick and keep your chin
up ni come visit you - Mel
Linda and Thereaa - Don't you think It's about that time?!
To CA - Don't stop dreaming, you're on the nght track Let's get
some hones and relax Take care and hauejun uUlfl Mpckt. -
Dan - '■•'' _. ■,<..;: -■■ .;;•
Boltxie - Good luck with the St u daw l C ova ma s e wt and
DVC. Sock It to 'cm. Good luck, aee ya around. - Julio
Lon L — TTionks for making my senior year complete TrofMcal
Paradise wta fust a preview to our happirteat ondfun times. - Lm
ya. Bill ^;;, J :
The Lady Ag^es Softball Team - There's a right time and
a place to driidi - Magot. Beth, you're too happy. Cheese
and crows. — Here's to yen. Mcgfly
Tern - You've been the greatest roommate ond the greatetl
friend' I'm really gonna mut >ia' Keep in touch' Schoolbox' -
Love. Beans
Yo, Chrlsmer - Where you hiding the Peach Schnappa?
P.S. Can I still leave my bean bag chair In your room? —
JftM
To the best fnends a girl can have June. Chene. Anita. Karen,
Leslie — Thanks for putting up with me' We had a hi of good
times together, don t forget the Chippendales' I wish the best for
you all' My thoughts will oluiovs be uiifh each of you' - Jeannie
Novelties WMkera - You did a great )ob. Have you gottaa
the cotton candy out of your underwear yet? - Thanka m.
tNinch. Rfiae
Dr Martin — Sorry for all the problems I might have caused, did
cause and the ones / did on purpose Good luck in finding aPFS
Graphics Chairperson
Hey - WrHe for Rom Pages, It's a blast! - E.F.C.O.G.T.,
Editors for the continuation of a good thing.
Four long v«ors coming to an end Orientation seems like yester^
day Real world here we come' - H C
Yo, Deb - We're getting a phone! Yeah. - Me (your half'
roomie)
Kim Kathy. P J & Julie — Maybe you'll be popular some day' —
The iecor»d most pc^mkff person at DVC
Linda J. - Who %vill put me In garbage bags when you're
gone? You guysl Winston's anyone? BAHAMAS! Happy
. marriage alwayal — Luv, Terry
Ooudia & Robin - Ace Iwo seven Spil U2' I love U2 I hue U2
too' - NafKv
Tim - Tm glad I got to meet you this year! Remember all
those fun times and I'm looking forward to seeing you this
summer. — Love, Wendy
To Howard. Ken. Paul and Brian - TTiank goodness for Krela
and PestKtdes' Otherwise I'd ivoer be awake! Good luck in all that
you do' - Take care Wendy
Jim - Thanks for one great year! You made it ao much
easier. Hope the nest year can be the same or better. —
Love ya. Mare
Co Pilot - Thanks for keeping me company on those long tnps
bock and forth Next time we f^ay Mission Impossible Til bnng the
face paint - MaUer
Dan J. — Goodbye or should I say so long. Til miss yoa. —
Roae
Tern & Kurt — Thanks I have had a great time getting to know
you I know both of you ore going far — Ton)
Damn It Ro s e m a ry - We'd better keep In touch, we've
been through too ^uch together. - Love, Sue
Michael ~ The business man. ^k>u mould make a great shit farmer
(you II turn anything into gold) — Scott
Larry — I hope «ve always stay In touch. You have been a
very understanding and great roommate. God be with yon.
- Very eincerely. Cliff
Scott Z - Thanki for being a great fnend and don't breed loo
many mares — Love, Sue
Terry - When is Hoagie Night? I wanta make a hoagiet A
horse hoagie with cheese. I love hoagies. hoagles, hoagies,
hoagies, hoagie! — Love. Another Sherman
Rose & td - Vou shouied me houi to become a part of DVC
What'll we do without youi' Remember Philadelphia Fhwer Show
and Ram Pages - Bitt
B«v - Well we made It through one year, can are do It
again? The Inn haa to move though. LMe's a beach. - Mare
To Claudia - Keep your "beep" winking Have fun with Tonka
— Loue. Don
Danny - GooAyc. - 24t
hiey Peanut - How did you get those BIG AAAARMS'' - Du^n
Trtoh M. - Vm ^ad we became frienda, you're a super per-
son. Well paint Monmouth County red thia summer. —
Love ya, Uwi
To Bob D — Thanks for helping me uihiir Tm stuck here Only
one more year left — Lwie, Theresa
Tom - We've been tte ou g h ow apa and downa. The upa
certainly ov^^aaM the downa. You'll always be my chum,
aa long as you TRUST MEI - Chris
Btll - Thanks for all the help and support m Design class Good
luck with ymir fob and moke sure lo drop me a line to let me know
how you're domg — Loue, Karen
Tom - Have a gr^ Masmar without me. Fm awe ttm
other Becky will keep you company. - Bicky Race
(Mlcbde)
Doug - Good luek isith your mice So long - Love, RiMe
Scott Z. - The imtt two yaars have been r«ally g r a at i
Thanks for tiie uaa of tlM cm. Take care ol S^aa md
Wrvaker for aa* - Lmw, Maribcth
Dawn - There is no way to thank you I wish we could have had
more talks I'll miss yau How are you gonna live without thU
FACE' ~ Love, Carole
David — You've been so sweet, so supportive, so special.
What a change It'll be not seeing you every day but Tm
looking forward to picnics In Valley Forge Park. - Love
you D, Jennifer
Huffy Terry and Cheryl - Let's do it up next year Have a great
,»immer' 111 miss you l^ncy - Love Carole .., -:
Diane. Wendy. Jackie, Julie, Jean, Do^, llrad, Ctack,
Mike B A Mike S. — Good luck to the greatest group of
kids I ever met. - Love ya, Mabel
Tror^' - / m glad we met' Thanks for being there when I needed
fomeone lo talk to' Take care' Have a greiM summer* TM tmss youl
— Bye Ewok
Nancy ft TcrrI - Thanks for being a great bunch of frienda,
M two Is a bunch, whatever. Good luck with everything you
' 4o. — Love ya both, Alan
Brian — Rofk me Amodeus' Vou re a sweet gu^- / hope vou hoi*"
a great summer Take care of yourself Lei'i play Mission Impossi
We' - Wendy ..-.,;,■ .■ , .'>r:'.\ ' ■
Pete ft Bob - Thanka (or bdng such great pab. Haw a
great summer. 'Til neat year! - Love, Michele ft Michele
APO flrolhpr.s You ue got a great organization behind you and
you are great people Keep up the good uiork ond goodb^ie
Martini - I know you arc looking forward to living with
your new roommate. Lots ol luck. - Love, Sue
Jeannie - Have you seen any warsh lines lately' Go for the
gusto in the Bahamas' You might have to try uimg the resume
soon bill don't rush' - Anita
Kathy - It's been a good ve>r and next year will be a blaat
with you on campus. Have a great summer. Take care of
Wilbur! - Love, Jo
Joe C - I wish I knew about your fantasy sooner, things might
have been different - Love Manbeth
Goodbye DVC - It's been a nice four years, but now It'a .
time to go out In the world and try to make my fortune.
Kerrv - It u'os great rooming uilh von for liro yean Good lurk in
th^ future and uilh Dave Keep m touch — Loue Krissy
Ed W - 111 miea ya a bunch, let's qilit a bottle of win*
sometime soon! - Love, Sue
Doun Mpdiif & Suzie Til always remember heshmon year
Tkin't forget about me I m sure you couldnl if you tried' "M" -
No more bad food, boring classes, exams, crummy doRBS,
^t somehow I'll miss this place. - H.G. ' ^; '
Beasi - ll was great rooming with you Good luck m the future
Remember 3 a in yelling "I want sex " Keep in touch — Loi'e.
KrisH iGurr^by) (Utah)
TJ - You're terrific, too bad we didn't see more of each
other. Good luck. - Love, Rose
Vol Kolip & Tish - / m gonna really rmu you guys' See yOu
around the pool' — Loin' Mclinu
Sue — A-Day was great (If you forget the bad stuff). Good
luck in life and let's hit the beach. - Ed
Mike - IVf I'f been ibrouyh so much together / hope there s no
end in vghl I uouW like to grou old with you and see how you
look uilh a gray heard and no teeth We can build our own
uiooden rocking chairs' — Karen
Wendy - Bang, slam Keep that Walkman on! You better
bring back your golf flag and weights foi next year! - Love.
Jo
To ihi- Brigade - It's been an awesome year Treasure those
memories and keep on smiling Have a fun filled summer Bless
vou all - The Original
Dear Tana - Anytime you'd care to trade. I'll be there!
Thanks for giving me an ear to talk to. You're a special per-
son to me and always will be! — Love always, Wendy
Belsi Kim & Linda - I won't forget our college year together
Our Miller soap ends Good kick out m the jungle - Chnstina
BM, BC. DL. mp, EB - I know I feel s^ at night. Don't
forget to keep the van locked. - Sgt. MO
KO - Too bad you can t graduate with me I'll mia you - Love
ya MT
Tiger - I've enjoyed yout personals and enjoyed your
friendahip. Have a great life and keep smiling. - Jamie
KiKv - Thanks /or euerything Vou ore great Have a good time m
logo land Keep in touch - Love Scoti
E.D.W. - Goodbye. You were wonderful.
Deb O ~ What are you doing this summer'" Ek^te you get your
priorities straight'
Dear Betsy - Thia la to formally thank you for getting all
the dittos and notes for me. I wish you luck In wherever
you go snd what you do. Keep in touch. — Love, Kimmy
Mrs Melcalf - Thanks for a great year as being band dtrectot and
lesson instructor Have a great summer and you know what, yow
right - Aho Sax
Anita Christman — I have gotten lo know you quite well,
ao I think. I hope we can continue to keep In touch. May
God be with you - Love, C.S.L.
To my Buddies Green, red. gold, purple and bfue — Thonks foe
the memories
Bamess 103, 102 ft 'A- 101 - Remember Tm only four
miles down the road and only seven numbers awafrf Have a
good Bummert - Sharl
Tono Hou'es - ThonJts for all the advice first semester You were a
great roommate Take gcxid care and best of luck Keep in touch
Hellow Michael Constantino
Bob - Good luck with your new adopted parents. - Your
HuMMn Friends
Anita ~ We finally made it' Thanks for being such a great room
male for the past four yei^s We'U have to travel to Fleck's and
Roy's in the Rambler sometime' - Love Karen
Hey, WoHpack - Same time neat year. Place to be: Belli '
Ind. Bring the becri - MJM
Michele - I don t know what Tm gang to do this summer without
))ou Hope you have fun ~ Love. Michele
Maribeth Glannone — Glad we became friends. You are •
' special young lady. There will always be a special place far
you In my heart! - Love ya. Leopard
The kid from Nebraska threw me. Mr Monocco scared me. I
bought I was unstopable. then LUKE SKOVE beat me
MJT - Good luck In the real world! I hope It's kind to you.
Whenever thinga get tough, 111 be sitting here at DVC, a*
come see me anytime. HI miss you ao much. Uac up a kM
of etatloncry next yew, ok? - KTD
Cherie — Thortks for bemg a fun frieruMy neighbor and such •
great fnend The post few years hove been great and / wish you the
best of luck in future yeofs Keep in touch - Love. Karen
To the Second Most Popular and bar Privileged Roommal*
- Thanka for being there. WIek ouc patha had ctwaaall
iMoner. Peace, love and hapfdaasa. - KftK
To the Wreck ~ Buy a cork, weis a Kb. resist trash cans and
alligators, but most of oil. come back and alsit! - T>iere$a
Steve - Thank you for aO yow a w p p o rt (and huge tool).
You're a sweet inapbation toman iteppy 21atl We're lah«
bound! ril miaa you. - Wad*
Rondi - "When the going gets lough •'" IVho knows, only jioW
Thanks for being a friend Good luex in all you do -Luv ya. FTL
Cliff - Thanka for bdng a ipeat Mend. Don't ever forgot
the great timea: dinner dMices, A-Day, Chorale, P.C.C,
and all the rest too nunserous lo mention. Promise youl
keep In touch. - Anita
Buffy & Margee - (is been one hell of a year Tm sure 111 see ya.
especiallv you Buffy Good luck - Love ya both, Alon
Roomie - Let's goose seoae mo o aa l
Hev Crayons - Thanks /or all the memories and fun times' You
are special fnends and TH miss you aS Have a great summtr -*
Love always Red (Crayon)
Bev ft Matyann — Pick me up before you go to the strip but
don't lall down the hiW Don't pick up any guya horn
Wealey College
■ (Chris - Deb's right I am o brule - Rosco
Mark - If you're on my right side or my left side you bring
out the best side In me. Thanks for everything! - Love.
Trtah
Chns - Thanks for all of the beautiful moments — love Wookie
Ewok - Haw a v«al tinw In Florida. We won't forget yo«
- Helen, Uaa, Linda, ivy, Tracy
Jen - Vou re greolroommoleeuen though /newer clean out my
corner Bob will miss yo Ihtt summer Don't scare yourself too
much' - love Jo
Reppy - Rl Ruv Ru. - Wrecker
Theresa - Only one yem kft You've been a lot better than the
past roommates Good luck — Love Scott
Greg H, - It's been real buddy and Brother I.D. No mora
Montar Tasker. Good luck in goH . Mom and Dad are proud.
- Franko
^UGSLEV - Remember Cheeks ond the abuse he look, chemicof
u'orfarc collee 2nd period and Big Tim Don't kill Lee at Green-
wood ~ FRANKO
Big Tim - You are a rhino. Remember those days lifting
weight and 12 oz. areights also. Remember chemical war-
fare. Jack Danieh and Lulu. Get a |ob! - Franko
June E - Good luck in the future Remember 4lh of July and
New Year's iPlper Hiteg) with $30 champagne at blue light special.
^ bucks — Franko
Laura - People from Edison are weird! Good luck In your
senior year. Great time at the dinner dance. Smell ya later.
- Franko
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This Week on
• Campus *
by Jamie Beck
^ FRIDAY. MAY 2 ^
Jazz Concert, 5-9 p m , ATO
SATURDAY. MAYS
^ Oass erf W Omm Adventure Trip! ^
Leave M B.W a.m. from R.N. Gyro.
Let's att have a geeat adventure!
Mern's & \Wjnwn's Track. MAC's .
* Golf. MACs *
Eque^ian Team, NatkNiab
Good htcktotM .
MONDAY. »MY 5
Pub Nte, 9 p.m.-l a.m. In Caesar's
TUESDAY. RMY 6
Rem^ ^. No t^mmf- Fknab b«ins
.j^ tomorrow. <i% ncrf fmak end on May .jl.
14 ar^ tiwdonnscbse at 6 p m.
FRIDAY. MAY f
^ Bool^cm &iy-Bad( 9 ».m.-4 p.m. in ▲,
bo<^uftcwef (^mfcye «^eyo>^»
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Giant A-Day Issue
Dedicated to
Dr. Barbara Muse
by Bill Rein
Because of the tremendous enthusiasm
she exhibits as a teacher. Dr. Barbara
Muse, Associate Professor of Plant
Science, is the recipient of this year's an-
nual Ram Pages A-Day issue dedication.
Affectionately known as "Dr. Mrs.
Muse," "Babs" and even "Bubbles." Dr.
Muse always seems to have a smile to of-
fer us. even as she teaches those subjects
which most often leave students without
smiles — Plant Pathology. Advanced
Plant Pathology and even dreaded Ge-
netics. Ask anyone who has taken these
courses and they will tell you about their
complexity, but with Dr. Muse's friendly
enthusiasm, the most complicated sub-
ject is made clear. This particular trait is
rarely found in college professors. The
staff at Ram Pages thinks Dr. Barbara
Muse exemplifies what DVC advertises
as "professors who teach."
We hope that Dr. Mrs. Muse's enthusi-
asm and friendliness in the college com-
munity has become part of all of us. It is
just this attitude which is needed by all to
make A-Day the success it has been for
38 years. , ^ ;
jJ^^VoR THE SPECIAL TIMES (^^
IN YOUR LIFE
•A H' ■
(^ Invitations and Accessories
discount prices
3482309
322-0459
^ ^fe^-— —
WHAT Can Be Done
With Them?
KEEP THEM?
THROW THEM AWAY?
SELL THEM?
/Keep for your permanent library
:-^ose books that will have future
reference value.
Books that you do not want to keep
Our policy is to buy every college text-
book that a student decides is no longer
needed or wanted and for which there is
a resale market. If the instructor informs
the bookstore that he will require a book
for the forthcoming school term, the
bookstore will pay 50% of the current list
price (regardless of whether you bought
the book new or used) unless the store
already has an adequate suppi};. "Fill-in"
books that can't be reused and books
that are cribbed excessively cannot be
purchased.
Books not needed by the bookstore
As an additional service and conve-
nience for the students, we are providing
a market through the largest national
used book company for the books not
needed on this campus. The prices paid
for these books are determined by the
national supply and demand — some
books have no resale value The used
book company buys in individual units
from students and then ships the books
to a central warehouse. They then sell
the books in quantities to bookstores
throughout the country, who in turn sell
to the students. In other words, the used
book company does not sell to the final
customer, but to retail bookstores who
sell to the students.
The maximum price the used book
company receives for a used book is
50% of the new list price. Thus, a new
book that the student paid $10.00 for.
the used book company will receive
$5.00 for. //and tuhen the book is sold.
The used book company is in a highly
speculative business in that they are "sec-
JOHN HERBST: THE MOST
DISTINGUISHED STAFF
MEMBER OF THE YEAR
Mr. John Herbst has worked in DVC's
Maintenance Department part-time since
1971. When Mr. Herbst first came, he
did electrical work as well as anything
else in maintenance. He has since dis-
continued because he felt he was getting
too old to climb the buildings. Now. he
handles all the carpentry and other work
for maintenance.
When asked how he felt about receiv-
ing the award, he said that he didn't
know he was getting the award and
thinks he doesn't deserve it.
Mr, Herbst was born in New York and
now lives in the area. His wife works in
Centennial School District. His daughter
is living in New York and is married with
children. He runs an amateur radio sta-
tion and makes wooden toys for friends
and homeless children.
1 feel that Mr. Herbst is a very nice,
humble gentleman who deserves and
should accept all the praise he receives
From the Student Store
Here it is gang, your last chance!
From now until the end of the semes-
ter. 20% off anything that is im-
printed Delaware Valley College:
clothing, stationery, glassware, back-
packs, etc.
BOOK BUY-BACK
Friday. May 9 & Monday. May 12
Student Store • 9 AM-4 PM
ond guessing" what books there will he a
demand for three months, six months
and even more than one year from now.
Change of an edition, or abnormal ob-
solescence often ends in a total loss
Also, the buying of books for future sales
as far as six months to one year ahead of
time requires a large cash investment
with a delayed return that requires ex-
pensive financing.
Traveling expenses of buyers, cost of
transportation and cost of warehousing
the books over a long period of time are
additional expense factors that have to
be taken into account by the used book
company.
When to sell
The sooner after each term that you
sell your books the better your chance of
receiving 50% — because it is at this
time of the year that our inventory is
most depleted and the time we are re
ceiving orders for the next term. By the
time classes of a new term start, we
usually cannot pay 50% because we
already stocked the book in adequate
quantity.
Life of a textbook
The average life of a basic textbook is
about three years The closer a book gets
to this age the less value it has Because
of this you should sell your books as
soon as possible after you have deter
mined that you no longer need them.
The used book buy-back program is
offered to you as a service and a conve-
nience to convert your unwanted books
to CASH If you have any questions,
please ask the book buyer
I don't know how past buy-back pro-
grams were set up here but I promise
you that this year's will be professional
and done in a manner similar to every
major college in America.
If you have any questions, don't hesi-
tate to stop by or call me at 2279.
Sincerely,
Seth Friedman
Student Store Manager
DR. HILL: DISTINGUISHED
FACULTY MEMBER
During the Founders' Day convoca-
tion on April 13, Dr. Hill was given the
Distinguished Faculty Member Award.
Teaching at the school since 1972, Dr.
Hill has been an instructor in the Animal
Husbandry Department teaching Animal
Breeding Beef Production and some of
the meat courses.
Dr. Hill's undergraduate work was
done at the University of Delaware and
his graduate work was completed at UPI
with SF>ecific studies in crossbreeding of
beef cattle.
Dr. Hill on numerous cx:casions has
been a consultant for producers, private
industry and the government. The stu-
dents are proud to have Dr. Hill here at
DVC and wish to congratulate him on
receiving this award.
ELECTION RESULTS
CLASS OF 1987
President: Tim Brown
Vice President: Mark Hons
Treasurer: Tina Drey
Secretary: Jodi Brough
Representative /Senate: Dave Spotts
Representatiue/ Social Activities:
Brian Bolognese
Commuter Representative:
Mark Thomas
There is still an opening for Represen-
tative/Social Activities. See Mr. Tasker,
Dean of Students In the Student Center
if you are interested.
CLASS OF 1988
.. President; Greg Christiansen
Vice President: Deb Noonan
Treasurer: Steven Rosenthal
Secretary: Amy Ruth
Representative /Senate: Clair Thompson
Representative /Social Activities:
Bruce Bailey & Amy Clayton
Commuter Representative: Brian Wood
A'Day Review
by Ann Whltesell
After a long nap and some well de-
served rest, I have to admit it was another
successful A-Day!
As usual, the flower show gleamed
and sparkled with fresh, newly designed
arrangements. Congratulations to vAfh
ners Julie Meyers for special display and
table arrangements; Alan Hammon for
green plants; Sue Nord for permanent
arrangements; and Ed Wengryn for fresh
flowers and overall champion.
Animal Show congratulations to Karen
Frostick for Beef Animal Show and Fit-
ting; and Larry Swartz for Dairy Show-
man and Fitting.
The focxl was delicious The pork baf^
beque was tangy and the chocolate milk-
shake was smooth and rich. Then I
meandered over to the Mandell Build-
ing. I was surprised to see the F.I.,
Chemistry and Biology Club exhibits and
demonstrations; they were fantastic.
Chemistry Club placed second for their
exhibits and demonstrations.
In the Ag Building, Floral Society won
first prize for their exhibit and first for
their lecture and Horticulture Club re-
ceived a first for their display. "
-The aedit for making this A-Day a
great success goes to Susan Nord, John
Lester, Larry Swartz, Dr. Lazarus and
many other student volunteers. Without
these dedicated people. A-Day would
never have happened. To all the people
who helped during this long weekend. 1/
hope all your aches, pains and dark
circles disappear before finals. (Oh my
God, did I say finals?!)
CLASS OF 1989
President: Hugh Clymer
Vice President: Laura Etzweiler
Treasurer: Melina Cosentino
Secretary: Chris Schatt
Representative /Senate: John Stierly
Representative /Social Activities:
Francis Job & John Zellers
There is still an opening for Commuter
Representative. Sec Mr. Tasker, Dean of
Students in the Student Center if you are
interested.
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LITZKE'S
SPORTS' BRIEFS
by John Litzke
• Sixers eliminated Washington 3-2
following the 134-109 destruction of
the Bullets at the Spectrum. Sixers to
face Milwaukee in Round 2. Moses will
sit out the rest of the playoffs. Trade
the bum. In other games it is: Boston
vs. Atlanta. Houston vs. Denver and
LA. vs. Dallas.
• Cinderella Rangers eliminated second
Patrick Division power winning series
4-2 following 2-1 victory Sun. night.
N.Y. will face Hartford-Montreal win-
ner and Blues-Leafs winner vs. Oilers-
Flames winner. These will be decided
by today. PREDICTION: Edmonton-
Toronto.
• Mets (11-3) and Yanks (12-6) sit atop
their respective divisions. Phils tied for
second. 4V2 behind Mets.
• Kentucky Derby to be held Saturday,
May 3. A horse named Fobby Forbes
fe the early favorite.
Dear Editor^
Dear Editor,
If you were able to sleep on Sunday
night you may not have heard the excite-
ment that went on. When you awoke
Monday morning you probably noticed
that a few of the tents were knocked
down, A group of drunken students "ju^
having a good time" decided to help with
the tent take-down. After numerous
chases the students were gathered to-
gether and questioned for their names.
As of this writing, no further action has
been taken. The Student Security was
told to talk to the group in question and
try to discourage them from causing any
vandalism.
The Student Security Force would like
to know the answers to the following
questions:
1. If a tent was damaged why should
A-Day Committee pay extra when Se-
curity would not stop the vandalism?
2. Why, when a member of the Student
Security Force was being harassed
and threatened, did Security stand
back and watch it happen?
3. If the men on Security did not have
the authority to handle the situation,
why wasn't Chief Pence notified?
4. If the security force was too small,
why weren't the police notified?
5. Why should A-Day Committee be
liable for any injury or death caused to
someone committing vandalism while
Security lets it occur?
6. Why have a Student Security Force
on A-Day weekend (9 p.m. -6 a.m.),
if, when an incident occurs, no action
can be taken against the perpetrators?
After reading this article a question
comes to mind, "Is security really effec-
tive?" If not. why hasn't it been changed?
Sincerely,
A-Day Student Security
STAFF
Editors-inChief John D. Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
Sports Editor John E. Litzke
Photography Editor . . Brian Eshenaur
Aduertisir]g Edward Wengryn
Reporters . . Bruce Bailey, Jamie Beck,
Melina Cosentino, Judy Henry.
Bill Rein, Wendy L. Linger,
Ann Whitesell, Scott ZeItt
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers . Tom Await, Scott ZeItt
Advisors Joe Ferry, Mr. O'Brien
Terry Somerville, Dr. Ziemer
"See news Irt the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
DVC Baseball
Drops Season
Finals ~ Finishes 10-13
by John Litzke
The bleachers are all cleared, the hot
dog stands and peanut vendors are closed
up and out of work and the grounds
keepers will go back to watering their
lawns. But the memories of the 1986
baseball season still linger.
The 1986 Aggie baseball season has
come to a conclusion. Is it me or does
it seem like they just left for Florida
yesterday?
DVC ended their season 10-13 while
dropping their final five games of the
season.
The team traveled to Drew University
to face the Rangers in a double-header.
The weather was cold and in the top of
the fourth inning it began to drizzle and
by the end of game one it was pouring
rain and the Rangers were pouring, in
the way of runs as they topped DVC
10-2,
DVC took an early lead as DH Chris
Worgo parked one in the top of the first,
followed by multiple-run innings by Drew
in the third (five runs), fourth (three runs)
and sixth (two runs). Third baseman
Scott Sucoloski scored a late run in the
fifth for DVC to complete the scoring.
Totals for DVC had them going to the
plate 25 times, two runs on five hits, one
error and three left.
What was funny was that the umpires
wanted to play a second game. The sec-
ond game was cancelled, to everyone's
delight. It was a dreary day and a dreary
game.
The team traveled down to Wash-
ington. DC. to face Washington College
but it wasn't worth the hike as DVC
dropped a pair.
In an MAC showdown. DVC battled »
the Greyhounds of Moravian and lost the
twin -bill by scores of 4-0 and 7-0.
The end of the season was a bit frus-;
trating but throughout the 1986 season,
DVC showed us some good baseball.
Congratulations to the players and to
Coach Wolfgang for a lot of hard work
and dedication.
Boxscores
GIRLS SOFTBALL (810):
V Moravian 8 • DVC 7
Scranton 3 • DVC 1
Scranton 7 • DVC 2
DVC at Wilkes* May 1
LACROSSE
Semifinals:
Academy of New Church 6 • Temple 4-
DVC 4 • Trenton State 2
(DVC goals: Kelly, Hasara, Napolitan 2)
Finals:
Academy of New Church 8 • DVC 2 :
- v.^ (DVC goals: Kelly 2) , ,,
• WRITERS NEEDED •
Ram Pages is losing writers and
photographers this year. Over the
summer, why don't you think about
writing for Ram Pages? I have really
enjoyed it and think you will too. It's
not difficult, anyone can write and
there are people willing to help,
anyway!
The Fantasticks
byC.E. ^--
If you missed it, you shouldn't have.
The Fantasticks was terrific. The songs
and singing were beautiful. I was very
impressed, I was fascinated by the mute
character — she didn't say a thing — she
just walked around — that's what made
her interesting. The entire cast are very
talented actors and singers. The Far)tas-
ticks made for a very enjoyable evening.
PETITION TO HANOI
The National League of Families of
American Prisoners and Missing in
Southeast Asia is posting petitions, to be
sent to the Vietnamese Socialist Republic,
for accelerated efforts to locate POW's
and MIA's. Please sign the papers which
are posted on dorm bulletin boards in
order to end the uncertainty of the many
American families still waiting word on
their unaccounted loved ones.
"SPRING BREAK"
Campus representative needed as
spring break trip promoter. Earn a
free trip to Nassau/Bermuda. Past ex-
perience in student promotions nec-
essary. Contact ATKINSON AND
MULLEN TRAVEL. 606 E, Baltimore
Pike, Media, PA 19063 - (215)
565-7070 or PA 800-662-5184 and
NJ 800-523-7555.
DVCs Archives
by Jamie Beck ' ' y "
DVC has archives with memories of
the college history. The college has
always had a historical file, but the staff of
the library has been involved in making
the archives in the last ten years.
Some of the mementos they have col-
lected are newspaper articles about the
college, college yearbooks, articles, pic-
tures, books about the college, publica-
tions by and about the college and facul-
ty. In addition to having the papers of
Dr. Krauskopf and the college, the li-
brary has purchased acid-free envelopes
and boxes to help prevent deterioration
of the archives material.
Mrs. Hillman. daughter of the founder,
gave pictures and artifacts from trips her
family took. Some of them are on display
in the library. The archives are located
downstairs in the library in a vault. To
gain access to the archives, you have to
make an appointment and have a library
employee go into the archives with you.
None of the archive material can leave
the library.
The library wants anyone who has old
items that they would like to donate to
the archives, to give them to Mrs,
Shook. Also wanted is a working, do-
nated dehumidifier.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"Del Vol's home owoy from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night
S1 off all pitchers
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Del Vol Night
DJ plays Oldies
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
Caesar's Presents:
Randy Maugher
On Tuesday. April 22nd. Caesar's
Pub presented the talented musician
Randy Maugher. who specializes in guitar
and harmonica instrumentals. Randy
performed a wide variety of folk and
contemporary music, mostly upon re-
quest from the audience. He put on an
excellent performance, as the audience
responded positively to him even though
there was only a handful of people that
showed up.
RESIDENT LIFE
RESIDENT HALL CLOSING
SUMMER VACATION
Please be advised that all resident stu-
dents except seniors will vacate the resi-
dence halls by 6:00 p.m., Wednesday,
May 14th. All residents should make
sure that all windows and doors are locked
before leaving for vacation.
No one will be permitted in the resi-
dence hall during the vacation.
Have an enjoyable summer!
FINAL ROOM INSPECTION
Room inspection for both seniors and
underclassmen will take place during the
week of May 19th. Unless you notify
the Residence Life Office prior to inspec-
tion concerning damages to your room,
the charges will be divided equally
among alF occupants of the room.
If any individual room damage charges
are made, or if there is any damage to be
divided among a particular dormitory,
the cost will be automatically deducted
from your Damage and Breakage Fee orf
$70.00.
Seniors will have their checks mailed
to them minus any damage fee. Under-
, classmen will have the amount of dam-
age deducted from their account and will
be notified bv mail of the particular
charges deducted
It is extremely important that you
lock all windows and doors to your
room beforr leaving.
REMEMBtR . YOU ARE RESPON-
SIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT
OCCUR PRIOR TO THE COLLEGE'S
FINAL ROOM INSPECTION. :^
QUIET HOURS • 24 HOURS
Quiet hours will be strictly adhered to
and enforced during finals, which begin
on Wednesday. May 7th and end on
Wednesday. May 14th.
Any disturbances or loud music and.
noise should be immediately reported to
the Resident Assistants. Community
Coordinators or the Residence Life
Office.
It is everyone's responsibility to make
the dormitories a place that will be condu-
cive to studying during final examinations.
ROOM KEY RETURNS & REFUNDS
Room keys can be returned directly to
the Residence Life Office between the
hours of 9 a.m. to 12 noon, and 1 p.m.
to 4 p.m. before your final departure
from campus. You will be issued a cash ■
refund of $5.00 for your key on the fol-
lowing days; Friday. May 9th; Monday.
May 12th; Tuesday. May 13th and
Wednesday. May 14th.
Underclassmen may return their key
to Security in the evenings and on
weekends.
SENIORS can turn their keys into the
Security Office immediately following the
Graduation ceremony
Any problems should be reported to
our office.
ADDITIONAL DUMPSTERS FOR
END OF YEAR TRASH REMOVAL
On Thursday. May 8th. additional
dumpsters will be placed in an area next
to Ulman and Work Hall; Cooke and
Barness Hall and also in the rear of
Samuel. Goldman. Elson and Wolfsohn
Halls, and at West Campus. The dump-
sters will be removed on Friday. May
16th. If. at the time of room inspection,
following the end of the school term, any
furniture is left in rooms or hallways, and
college personnel have to remove it. in-
dividual charges will be assessed against
the appropriate parties The fine will be
$25.00 per violation.
Also, additional trash bags will be
available from the custodians in all dor-
mitories. Be sure that your room is left in
decent order and all college furniture in
place when you leave for the year, and
make sure all windows and doors are
secured.
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Norccfi A Kitty - II my word* did flow. In the cool of sun-
•liln«. Ba da da. da da. da da. da. da. da . . 111 mlM yout
Lesii* - TTiis kul summer hasn't been the same without V'>" '"
alwavi rt member the fun limes Chorale DCC. etc Ciood hick in
(hf fuliire See vou at the wedding - Anita
Anthony - You little ncrdl Uniortunatcly I'll ■•« ya this
anmmcrl Have a lood one anywayl - Luv. Ttrry
Pcata Chm Bonnie Betsy Onice P,l Jiilie Kim Kathi.' Hrenrfu
Vickie Carol & the neighbors - Gonna miss va Cooke 2nd The
place 1(1 he Bcons
Gregg H. - Goodbye loreverl This camput will be a lot
brighter without your hypocrltlcai fare to look at. Goodbye
Chris ~ Thanks tor being surh a diitv neitfhbor infoved homng
\>ou over to eat all o/ (he food Hemember iht' yoosed nioosf
Headifonse Mooser*
Judy - Good luch next year and this aummer. May the
blue bird of happiness fly up your noae. — Lo«e. Rose
Kim - Thanki for mokmij rhis year a jun one Hoi't a great sum
mer and dont gel married m Texas - Micheir & Mirhele
Bob - M.T.Y should hawe won Spider Man You will get
back when you graduate. - Your Roommate
Olrti - Vou I'e been a great "Mother this tear I'm gonna work
on Hocking up the J D for August We re concen bound' Love.
Jo
Kurt - Your smile Is something special, hold onto Itl
Someday it will make the right girl melt and she'll be yours
lorever. - The Giggling Cashier
Hev Moi/ei t'rue — I'm so ghd I became pari ol the group' Hm>e
a great summt»r yuvs.' I'll miss ve>u aW Bye' — Ewok
Dear T.J. > Stocking Heads live! Thanks lor Hazleton.
Umbles during finals, potatoes and a pile of memories I'll
never forget! Good luck next year. — Love. Bouc
Tom A Chns Tern Kurt Carolyn M'endv. TJ. Jim BiV. Cofte.
Ttvink - Thanks for the lun hmes Tom
John. Steve. Mark. Terry & Smiley — Thanks for eating
lunch with me. - Joan
Kose - /( was reall%- mce to have met you Keep on srnlhng. tt
miH H' Con>e ha^k and oMt 1/ you're not loo txAv' - Me/Sno .
Thaidis for the memories everyone: Power (Chris-Frank-
Brian). Moorlo. Suchamess. MItchelle See y* and keep in
touch. - Howard
Maryonn - "Unlortunalely' we can't sai G Bi, but guess who we
can my G-8l to You didn't try hard enough Oh wen G Bi J. —
Me
Kurt. Nate. Bill ft Bill - To guys whom I've en)oyed many
memorable times with Remember all the great times,
especially my birthday in our third year. — Chris
Jeannie - k was great having you live nert door 10 us this year
Keep me updated on the hondsome men m your life out in the re^
world' Good hick and keep posted' — Lwe Kmen
Terry - I hope you rot in Hell for alt the terrible times you
put me through. I'll never forgive you! — Nancy
^n^ SpcnMT — fymen^er the good limes second lemetter
Keep lip the sports and Iraieling Ei^' younelf and be* 0/ ludt.
Keep in touch Consiamina
Rock-n-Roll Wendy - Keep on rock in' Next semester will
be great. Stay well, try at least. - Rock-n-Roll Brian
Bunn^ - Vcxj mubl go hop and hop and deliver all of your e^tf
and remember to put them on the right hooks — Lot*e. Snote
ToKev. Ted. Doug. Jeff. Steve. CA. Karen. Mike. ClauAa.
Paul. Joe. Cliff and all the rest - I wish you the best. -
Youi friend. Dan
Sate Kurt Bill & t>lello - Thmkt budt^' You guyi ore the hest'
Vou all made 1986 thit best year ewr? Lett kttp in louch' t
Schmilti
Dear Departing Crayons - It )ust won't be at colorful with-
out you in our box. You'll be missed. — Love, Purple
To (he Canada Gang - niunks ini making the trip such a spe<^
one. It u'ouJdnt hope been the sane wHho^ ftouf «-' LflM-
Michcle & Michele
Unit Silver - Have I told you lately that I love you? Don't
you ever forget It. Thanks for all of the memories we've
made together. They will be what I will live off of for most
of next year. Remember our tree at DVC? - Morrietown
Laa You muv only be a jreshman but to me you are ai close o»
«B oW friend I uiouWknoii' for years — Loi>e C S L
Willie - These past three years at school wouldn't have
been the same without you. You're the biggest and the
best, but don't go and get a swollen head now. - Winkle
To Dono — ill always love you And I'll be.^t>ur Poopsie —
Paula, Jen, Sue, Debbie, Kim, Dee. Lorl ft Uxl - H
doesn't get any better than you guysl! — Love, Trish
QlHg — "Don't forget your box'" - Wendy
Leo ft Tim — Thanks for always being there when I needed
a shoulder) I owe you guys a lew. — Love, Maribeth
Meg. Amy. Staonne& Dana - Hilkm Head bound - Sun St^
per (Hallmark! Puddles. NOP D A Jim's Paradne Shiirkers
(oosjng dinner table and Fred the tun con' - Signed I forget his
nam*'
Deanne D — I'm really going to miss youl! Keep in touch
or else . Love and iriendship lorever — The other floating
heart
Mrs Ki i/xTl". Viju urc a grenl laii\, Keep up the yood uorli
Thanki for being you you ve been a great support and encourage
men! to rne III be back to visa - Amta
To Sexy in the Snack Bar - I'll miss my Monday snack run
with you. Keep John In line and good luck. - Ed
l.arrt, S Thanks lot being there nii^tf thiin you had to be leant
believe we suTi taed' Idic Su*
Alan - Pm crazy for you and I'll never leave you I am the
happiest when I am with you. Let's have lots more great
times I love you. - Carole
April ( nwedy and I will mas you Keep m touth' <Jk du me a
favor don t break onvthing over the summer and SO itiing' -
Roomers
Darren - t wish we had gotten to know each other sooner
Tve really enjoyed the times we've bad together. Keep In
touch And where'* my massage? — Chris L
Lorr^' — Tickle tickle, don t scream' Keep in touch mei the sum
rrier Are loli gonna miss our mirror-' — i_at=e. Jo
Wendy and Spot together forever!
Sorry' Have a great summer Thanks for a great b day party I
especialk hked playing Mission Impossible Well nail those
suckt'rv Hill I jun working - MASTtH
Bill S - What can I say? You do your homework well! One
day soon things will work out Take care and good luck. -
Maribeth
Ailminii(ru(ion - TThonk you for letting A l>ay patrons park on the
soccer field like we cdmays did and thank", for the use nf the van —
A Day Committee
Scott — Have a good summer Keep In touch. Thanks for
the help in Chem and Taxonomy. - Lo^, Krta
Kirk — Youve t>een the greatest frwnd to us Keep in touch
always' Sfhodfcojr' We hve you' - Beans & Tern
To all the people I like, to all the people who like me:
Goodbye. To those I dialike and those that dislike me:
GoodRiddens
A>#w t /( » been fun working with yoi.
great rn«r {ear and a great life' I'll mn*
summer, a
'iose
Barb ft Chuck - Have a great summer. Hope to ace you
guys In August Keep In touch. You better call or write me!
— Love, Krisllne BanIn
VICDQT — Thanks for being the greatest roommiti tvunimote
and chnmate but especially friend Good luck next i,< iir' Ihvc n
i^eat summer See ya m August - Loue.'EU"
To Chria ft Terri - You've given me more to remember
than either of you will ever know. May all your dreams
come true! ■> Love alwaya, Wendy
[)onna - Its been o great year I will try to keep nil of (hose qiiys
straight Keep them under control next yeor Be good' Awlu
Peel - No hackey-sack In Berk 2nd This ain't no gym. En-
joy the summer See you In Work Hall in August - Master
Alan & ("dr. ifr .Si;riiri' the siiiTimi'r iiiid you just miijhf ni,ik,- k
(iood luck In both iW n)ii Id
Roommates — Thanks for making me feel at home In Berk.
Sorry I snore. - CL
Bob B — Thank you /t>r bt'iM*^ a part of my lile I'm gtvng to miss
you neirt year Just remember I love you (i/u>uy» - Monheth
Alan ft Carole - Good luck. I'll misa you twol Love.
Rosentary
Chris. Twink ft Carolyn - \l s been c\ pleasure but belore you all
leave remember you all haiv NICT HAW Bye Melirni
Look out PAGANS of DVC, here comes Sigma Thota! The
pleasure waa yours. - Love, Hank
A Tkiy s PPM Nutrient Deficiencies Doc B Herbicides Snwg
ness It's al( oner, no need to lurttp off that ledge
AI honey - So long, take care, but not goodbye Thanks
for the great times and so many memories Keep in touch
See you this summer. — Love ya, Jennifer
Monbeth Gionnone - Be.st of luck at Perm Slate' Hope iIiom
ArctK winds don't pick up' I'm going id miss ya* — Leopard
WAS III - I love the pink tie. Thanks for the wonderful
evening, 4-11-86. A Tropical Paradlae I'll never lorget!
Thankal - Love always, LAL
Mooii* & The Birdrnan ^ ()<>uWe team the iwte nigirtfy' *W IW
- Zeta Chi .
Donna - You were a great roomlet Have a good two ye'art ,
they will go fast! I hope you find the dream of your life, you
deserve it. Always keep smiling! - Jeannie
Gail C - Thanks lor being a great friend' Don I forget, if v^m need
to leB »otneone a secret, lust ce^. — Ltmfi Pefil
KD - M.W.GM.S.D - MT
Steve - Happy 2Jst' Cant wOU fo> rwsd veatf We wiK keep m
touch aver the summer — Yout friend, Bntm ■-
Lorl L. You pias me off you Feing Jerk! There will always be
a special place for you in my heart I'll miss ya! — Bill
Mouro - Thanks for all your help throughout the years Coiildnt
have ^Mlen by u'Uhout ^^u. fiemembet tl»e good time* We finally
. mode (f - Tent: '„;..^'"'' ,■;:.:' ' ::V"'''/yy:~- ^.: --'■■
Maggot ft Buffy - 111 mIsa you guys a lot. Have a great
summer and behave, if possible! - Love, Rodent
Through the waHs of Berk 1st who like it tram style ' Shout it out'
John - Have a great summer! Good luck wHh your tob!
See ya next semester! Bye! - Ewok
Carolyn iMom) ~ Thanks for being there uhen / needed you I
know we'll stay tn contact Remember stick u>hofl sis glohorotis
heoi'y duty sloppy goppy - Dough/er •/
Sue — It's been an Interesting three years in Berk 106
Thanks for all the hand-delivered donuts! Remember to
keep June 20, 1987 open on your calendar!
.4f>H ludi, Suzanne TeFe & Darin Thanks for (W>tng tur'l'
great fioormcMes See you next year — M^hele & Sfchek ;
To the Administration of DVC — Communication is the
ansiver to the problem. Why not set up a bl-weekty or mon-
thly column in Rom Paget? - Not from SLAM or SLIM
M2 tk Troi^ Hi neighbor.*' Its been tun lumg ne\l to you gui.t. '
Thanks for all the laughs and furt' Good hick in the future - l:oi>e.
Lynette & Suzanne
Larry S. - A-Oay went together well Hopefully it will do it
again now that we're gone.
lU'i- /y U'hii - A': til ihi- he'.t' ~ t nve Trith
Alan — It's been a year of growing and learning together
It's not goodbye. It's I'll see you later. I love you with all my
he»t. — Love forever. Carole
John M - Vou re jtiWfl great guy despite your ilrtkei Take aiie
and keep in Iryuch' TH miss you' — / oi'e Manheth
You Animal — You're the best: friend, lover, teacher, cud-
dly body, comedian and most handsome man I know.
Don't let life change you loo much! I need someone with
all those qualities to stay a part of my life. Td be lost
without yout! - KO
To the tall uiflotry bfonde m rhorge of A Tfay - Thank yaufor
the f\tfi spins around the dnnce floor at the i^rnner dnnce-n Fd
Jamie — Congrates graduate. It was fun having diniter with
you. Thanks for the rides. - Lisa. Linda, Tony, Ivy. Tracy.
Ewok. Helen
Weni^ — Be socioble. Mbe,o# ypuf Wa^man ©«* in a while
Brian — This ain't no gym Take good care of your banana
and don't spill the fecal bucket this summer. Sorry. Have a
great one! — Love, Jo
(j,;(;f (,(„,d'wk .v.- i <i ,Mli .-".'.rb /o..' .Srrjtr * 11 r.< k
Sue - Thank God A-Day is over. May I never have the op-
portunity to cry with you again except in happiness. You've
been a great friend. I'll miss vou - Love. Rose
M/endv FieWs .^ Keep run' . « uith all 1.
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Dear Linda — You've been my dear friend for four years and
I hope wherever out paths take us we will always keep In
touch. Go for it! - Love, your four year roomy, Kim
Mork Mike f lo Hctsie & even Melman /r >. be, m ..n t'»p* r » » , (
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Original - Don't go crazy ovpr the summer while studying
here. Don't party too much. Remember the time at the
lake - Master
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REL, RM. RAH - Thanks lor helping me through the sensi-
tive stage of my life. And I promise not to strip search
anymore. - (ex-airhead) MO
(j/ IVbat would yf)u so; rri >! •.^fHjdi't.i' '.nc ' < rft.i,r]\ no!
'j04 ittt'V t' ' \(Vi are lietmilek a eery fm^ siriile SUm fori \fjiifi.
Alan ft Carole - Wat«rskling, maybe I can do better at
that, this summer, the hideout? - Rose
t arolynn - Thonks fw aJI the hsMe/s I just hope Trenton ■•■ u-iAi
for you lr\ to leai'e it in one piece' • Tone yo Melinii
Agronomy Seniors - Thanks for making the past lour
years really great! Good luck after graduation. - Maribeth
Leiti - ft'// never be goodbye" - love Tnsb
To the Class of '86 - You made the last four years quite an
experience. — Ham Bear
W'ighbors — Mr Rogers is uaichirig ;..>:, '.-.'■, > • <. m
Cooke 222
Red Man - You'll always be my bestest buddy Yom
secrets are always safe with me! I love you lots — Dana
To all fjy friends - You must continue Ifi pini, I i'J so no one
forgets They are ihe best band Mel Gibson loies \,ou' .Nomina
Chria - En|oy your summer. That polite, sweet, caring,
good looking guy it waiting for you Good luck finding
him. Let me know when you do!
LmMc - IVc misted you thl§ paM acmetleH Vince and I urith you
and Bill the best of luck wtth your new hft together Keep In (oucll.
— Love. Vince and Karen
To my beya at OVC - L«eli m« np wkon yon bacome MEN.
To all Work Itt guyt - Tht yem has been my best. T?>c hoff hat
been a great, fun loving bunch of guys God blett all
Nancy - Alwaya r— lembat hnlrcttta. gnllo. Sherman,
popcorn, dancing, etc. I know Ala lan't goodbye for good
b«( I know ni alwnya hat* yoo. - Btmny
Dduc & Jennifer — Good kick in the future with marriage, kidt.
everything And Dave, don't be told what to do all the lime
Karon - Wu boon a vr«rt foor yoara. Can yoo bolloso we
mn do It? Novor forgot the groat ttmos ore'** had, llianka for
an of yiNir support and help. Til mlea you, — Anita
Itch Club - / have only knoujn you for one semester, but I am
looking forward to many more All of you are special and I'm g(a<i
uie met Big ChilP Someday, abtolutelyt — Your friend. Banana
Kitty - Good lock in the Pooco Corpa. - Roao
Joe ft Jen - You two art such a pair ISever Mop smiling — Brian
Am Enodi - Thanks for tko iangli* and dancca. Don't lot
anyone tdl you you're not funny. Soc ya next year, -
Conatantiiia
David (Mr tAeelee) - Se gappo and se thello. my ordimordiphee
andras Don't leat^' Don't leave' Here comes Ihe boo boo face
Bve. l)o6y - Jennifer (Rag Monster)
Kim — Tm glad I got to know you. Good luck in the future.
Tak* care and thanks for the 'B' in Poll Scl. - Love, Twink
June. Anita. Cherie. Jeannie, Karen A Leslie - Good luck in life
and ntay the Princes of your dreams not turn into toads of reality
Goodbye to ail and lots of l«di. H'a boon a iantaatic lour
yoara together. Lct'a show the world who wo wo. - Alan
Ed — Vou lie been a great fnend. even though you sometimes
tfc»t>e me crani TH miss you a lot — Rote
MIkey B. - "M and out the gate. - Wendy
Goodbye .Rippers, Speedthop Parties. NBl Import Nights Rooii
Trips. Clambakes. Stem. Tom HELLO WENDY'
Meg ft Lynette - Lots of luck in whatever you do. Well
mlaa you so picaac come vialt. — Love, Michele ft Michele
Mchele — To my best friend Thanks for aiwayt being there
You've been a terrific roomie Try arid stay out of trouble this sum
mer! - tooe. Me
Stcvie (Refrigerator Face) - Johnny Mathia. aahh! Thanks
fiM always being there when I neeticd you. I'm aorty. Bool
• ■■love, Jo
Arjito Karen. June. Cherie & Jeannie — You are a wonderful
bunch of girls Hove a great Bahama trip 111 see you all al grodua
lion' — Love. Donna
Llea M. - Good lock In the future aatf kaw a wondaifiil
aummer. - Love. Scott
Paulie & Butch — Thanks for all the good times, and for putting up
with me Without you two. this year would have been "the pits ' —
Beans
Pkilosopher — Have a great aummer and take ft caoy wfHi
the water guna. ok! 111 mlaa youl Bye! - Ewok
Chris — You are a pretty dam dandy chum I will miss you next
year You had better come back to visit next year, you have a place
to stay — Tom
Bulhvlidile - Have a good summer, ploaac keep In toucll.
Remember to vialt your Aunt a lot. It'e been really great.
See you aoon. - Love, A friend
Anita. Karen. June. Chene & Jeannie — ^Mi are cordiaHy inoMd
to stay at my house for a weekend during the summer - Love.
Donna
AlcxI - Good luck. you1l do Hne! Don't worry so much,
things will work outi I'm going to miso you, — Love always,
Lori Ann
Mr ■Hardware — No Pencil Necks! Remember Irv. Squatting 165.
Fnendly's. NBt. Molson's. Good night Walt' Thanks for being
around - love Wendy
Francia - I only have two thinga to aay: CAN YOU RELATE
and Parahnal — Anne
Oug — You're all wett Keep your hands to yourself or eke — Me/
& Janice
Yo. Roomie - SupTI Hey, gM a pioce of the rock (b^«|| -
it'a too late). Sure fire life inaurancc, '86 — Gueea wlio ,: -
Bill S - Thanks for the greatest semester ever' Someday the other
Lon will conie out You'd better watch out - Lone ya. Ton L
Ragu - Watch out for potatoea and Certt encounters. Joe
Jackaoo Is a good aingcr but Larry Mullen. Jr. la an excel-
lent dfummor. — Nancy
Serene. Matter. Origino/. Sofry. OK Incompetent. tmmatwf$.
Cute. Little. Mother F You re all Bit „ .
Houe a great summer - Fish B
KO - Don't forgot to write, - MT
Doue Dalmer — Well, what do you think, wot H me or wasn't H'''
Somethings we'll never know
To M. aka (Potc) - Which Mike? Gonna get her In the bath-
room? (Next aemcatcr for aure.) - JAM
To the 5. 6, 7 (Buss) players - Always rememt>er 32 (Bua). 34
(Buts). 36. fButii. eeh Drink' Many birthday's next semetUr Be
prepared - MJM
Hey M.H. - ni still be teaching, hope youll still be learn-
ing next semester. Many alccplcaa nights ahead. - Rad ft
Random forovM
Maura & Tern - Thanks for all your support, I newer would have
made it witfiout youl - Love ya. Beans
Larry. Steve, Jo. Jen. Wendy, Bill ft Brian - All of you
have a peat aummer and remember, don't work too hard.
- Mark
Judy - We have not yet begun to scope Cheers to alt those frogs
— Dana
June - Are you a "honey?" Hope you get to Switzerland, it
all aoun^ groat. Maybe we svill all have to get tog e t h er
with thcac L.A.'a. Good lucltl - Anita
Tracy - I love you' - Love. Miche/e
DVC - Thcac were the beat (rf timca. tlieac were the worot
of time* ni never forget you. It hurts to leave, but that'a
wtiat It'a all about, I gucaa. - Jennifer
Dear DVC — Thanks for a great education and for a job No mat
ter what happens my education It a gift I uiiU carry ivtth me forever
— A graduating senior
Hoy Chria - Wliy do they call It the hooter?
To my Chem Budties - We made it! I'm ^ad we aff stuck toge^ier
You're a yeat bunch' Take care cmd keep m touch - Tern
Ray ft Rich - Huh? What the? Who eaid you're weird, cer-
tainly not mcl m mlaa ya fUcU Ray. hah? - La*, Tony.
whotiM?
Joonne - Thanks for being a grecM fnend' Don't fret. It's only
Orgie Chem' Rerr^mber a// the grectf mutic and good boote Take
e«e' - Wendy
ToScoltZ. - Tkcbig''Mrwillmakoyooafortnn*o«o^.
manuf^turing loft lor Wro orood. IMa^M I can find yoo a
alalait — Thorooa
Scon. Doug. Sue. Rote. Judy. Leslie R . Karen. John ft John —
f^Ktlet were never meant to kitt. (honk God coUegt watn't either
- Ed
Optli^M Prime ft Hotmd - Romombm ** loao? Yoo gnga
an great and doaorvo th* bead Good luck in tk* futwo. -
Lo w, Staracre«B
CiHole - Goodbye it no good becout* It't not goodbye I hope me
keep going stronger tfian ever I reofly love you — Mr Teddy
To all of tha O.H. Family - You'vo holpod aao through and
thto i* to yoo > THANKS and good lockl - Anita
Jeannie Meyer - Betides a tuccetsful flower shop, what cAher
kind ivould you or anyone want'f' Goodbye and good hck - Ed
T*ddy - it'a boon a aopor yoar wftfc many naoro to com*.
Koop amiHn' and don't iotgot Fm atill with ya, - Lovo ya
lot*. M*
Rose. Ed & Jamie - Be tuccettfi^ in all you do as graduates
Thanks for the laughs at Ram Paget and for keeping me busy —
ail
Mark - Fiah bitch patroll Hav* fnn and take eemc gr^t
plcturoa In f^lorfda, but don't apcar anything. - Lovo, Jo
Potholes — Keep me up all night
Jim - I love yo«l - Goober
Sue — A Day is all over and now it's time to say goodbye Yet.
Bahama bound - Love. Scott
Low* ao much lo ao many, eopecially: Alex. Ann*ttc.
David. Marg, Shawn, Monkeys, Maryaim, Dr. P., Dan,
Todd, Dawn. Kitty, John, Steve. Pop - Thanka. Jen
Terry - / hate your guts I hope you die when I graduate That can
be )wr pretent to me Get kat! — Love. Nancy
To th* RA'a on Work 2nd - Arc you allil alive? We n*y*f
ace youl What a Job.
Wendy — Remember the good times HI miss you - Rose
Al - Thanka for being my eacori and thanka for the lovdy
coraage. You're a sweet guy. Have a great summer! — Love
ya. Donna
Ahn. Carole, Bunny. Buffy, Tatghee. Johnny, Ragu - Whern't
my pineapple'''
Bin — Now that Phlloaophy la over I Just have one ques-
tion: What la the meaning of life? Have a good aummer. -
pWi
Carolyn - / hue your blowfish and the way you ho/d things in
your note, etc You are a true insp&ation to me - Tom
Sharon. Llaa, Steve ft Sharon — Great sophomore year.
Have a blaat over the summer. Maybe we'll hit the beach.
- Constantina
To the Hot Ones on Barness 2nd (DCMA) - See ya'tOMrlii,
summer ond next year It's beer greatf - Love ya's. B
Birdy - Thanka. you arc a great person. Good luck. Watch
out becauae I otve you one. Your birihday. — Love. Scott
June. Cherie . Jeannie. Kor»n ft Donna - The times spen( howe
been very dear I will akvayt remember you with a smile Hope^
see you later - CSL
Mike H. - fm i^ad you aaked me to live at the house.
Thanks for "th* flidng le aa on" laat year. Just think, you're
finally done at DW: - Love, Maribeth
Tern - It's hcvd lo sumf "ite four great years TTlanks for be/tig a
great friend and roorrf^'ite Lets keep in touch I love you! —
Your roomie
O.H. Claaa of ft - You were the best! I don't know what
well do wHkout youl Good luck, - An OH. '87
John I. - Vou le a ^al ti'jy ond a great sports editor GoodMli'
always - Lcve. Rosemary
Hey. Bob V. - Can you see who's in that room? My bike
from the buah In back of Bamcaa aaye hit - JftM
Dona - No way will I say goodbye There's lots of frogs for utri^
summer Get out of my brain miles away — Love ya. Judy
Laaale Megan — Here'* to the luck of the Iriah and all the
g<K>d time*. Come back and get poshed with us sometlmii>
With love. Hot!
Dana & Judy IBaby & HcHo) — The year utent quKkly. hut a lot
has happened, for the better or worse youll always be my cc^egt
friends for life '
Hey Crayona! — Thanks for all the colorful memorieal 9s> .
Love you all. Green
Berk 2nd is the place to be r>ext semester Party . party . paty Rl^
TrMi? - MJM
ABC - Thanka for being auch a great friend. Here'a lo«A> .
ing at the aummer and next yearf — Lots of love, MAF
Beans - TTianks for being such a great roommate Rememfvr <M
the good times Schoolbox all nighters. sex pit Bahamas, dinner
dances, etc Keep in touch - Tern
Roral Society Officers - Good luck this coming term,
youll need It. Also, good luck with the next A-Day.
Ma«o/a and Theresa - Good luck with each other Hey Jotm,
please don't let tier run your whole life
Brad - "Wendy, do you want a French fry?"
Mike B . Diane. Wendy. Brad. Doug. Jackie. Julie Jean. Chi^^ ,
Paul. Mike S Myrt - The best of the commuters'
Chria - You're a great Mom. but If you keep saying that
word we will all line up and give you huga. Visit mel —
Guess who
Kathy R — One word will suffice. "Thanks'" (Well maybe a few
more. "Thanks for everything'") - Your roomie
Chris Tumor — Bumpy freshman road. Don't worry, next
year Is coming. Take care over the summer. I'll miaa you.
- With love. Constantina
To the Hideout Gang — On August 19th or the nearest weekend
to such date, let's do it again This time we will learn to waterski
and fall down
— lo^naribctb G. - Pm aure your apartmcitt will be cleaner
at Penn State than here, but who will you talk to?? Call m*
next y*arl - Thcrcaa
To the Fruit Loop Troop — Why don't you get together with the
Honey Nut Cheeriot Group and be the Frut Loop Honey Nut
Troop''
Dr. Hofaacoa ft Family - Thanka for all your h*lp in Novel-
ti**. We couldn't have don* without you. — Roocmaty
P J St JuHe — Thanks for the fish It's been really fun dieting with
you August 9th, Bdbmore or BUST' Take cme - K. K & J
Kathy Mac - SmlM Sony, no pictur*. Thanks for being a
super RA and friend, it won't be tk* aame without you. -
Love, Carol*
Oione — "// a man over 63 is blind m both eyes and walks with a
slight limp what would his tax deduction be''" — Weridy
I^wn - Well thto la It! Tim* to aay goodbye to the boot
friend anyone could ever have! You better vialt mel — Loe*
ya. Cindy
Dawn - What can I tay'' H't been a hectic year but a fun one!
Aiwayt remember aK the craty limes! Remember to _^__
hordf - Cindy
Kathy. Eather. Twiidi ft CNnim - Thanka for all the gnat
timoal You guy* at* groad IH mia* ya Iota ft hsial - Cfaidy
Jen - F&M is over^ You art a great person and friend! Best o//uck
in uihaieyer you do' - Cindy D
Brace. Gl*n ft Karen M - R*m *m b*r all the great timaol
rU miaa you guyal K*«p In touch! Remember: parite* In my
room n*st y*arf - Lovo, Cindy
Ccjnnie - Sorry the end of thm year did not leor* out I hope nejd
yeor will be better - Love ya. Chrit
Conni* - Hav* a good aammar and a gr^t time tai G r oac* .
- Chria
Reds. Kenny. Mtvty. Joe. Steve. Latra. BuM, Gartt - Hod a
gre<tf year Hope you guyt have a greM summer - Chartg Lou
IUUot - Had a fan ttm* dria yoar, yoo taught aao a lot.
H op* to Imv* mora ion with you In tli* fntuto. — Good
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