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Vol. XVIII. No. 22
Friday. March 30. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the vi.;wpoint of the paper or school
Spring Sports Preview
April Calendar
. page 3
. page 4
Final Oral Presentations
for
Senior Research Papers
The final oral presentations will be
presented on April 24 and 25. 1984, in
Room 102 Ag. BIdg. at 4:00 P.M. Presen-
tations should be limited to 10 minutes
with time for questions immediately after
each presentation. Dress is sharp casual
(sports jacket, dress, etc.). Each student
should prepare a short abstract (1-3
pages) and submit 15 copies (approved
by the advisor) to me by April 19, 1984.
A slide and overhead projector will be
available. If you have any additional
questions or requests, call me at extension
322. The final written papers (the origi-
nal and 2 copies) are due in my office on
or before May 10, 1984.
Papers to be presented on April 24,
1984: . .
Survival Rates of Salmonella t^phimur-
ium in Commercially Available Dried
Spices Under Various Environmental
Conditions
By Susan K. landola
Advisor: Dr. Miller
"The Effects of Dried Fermentation Solu-
bles and Dried Fish Solubles on the Per-
formance and Feed Preference of Young
Growing Swine
By Steven S. Trostle • ,
Advisor: Dr. Hill
The Effects of Fed Septage on Serologi-
cal, Kidney, and Hepatic Parameters in
Laboratory Rats
By Joseph Rossi
Advisor: Dr. Brubaker
Determination of Individual and Integral
Sexual Attractants of Saratherodon
mossambicia
, . By James R. Layton -
Advisor: Dr. Mulstay
Field Application of Zinc Sulfate Precipi-
tation as a Measure of Immunoglobin
Transfer in the Foal
By Carolyn Falkowski
- -Advisor: Dr. Hofsaess
Drinking Demonstration
by Bill Rein
The purpose was to educate the DVC
community about the legal aspects of
drinking and driving in an effort to en-
courage responsible behavior. ST. FA.
— our Student Task Force on Alcohol —
sponsored a live demonstration of drink-
ing and its effects, Tuesday, in the Stu-
dent Center Snack Bar. The results were
literally "sobering."
Members of the Pennsylvania State
Police Alcohol Task Force presented this
event in which participants — three stu-
dents and three DVC staff members —
were to consume a specified amount of
alcohol for one hour (from approximately
11:15-12:15). Each person (all were
over 21) signed waivers and was assigned
a monitor who noted the drinker's be-
havior throughout the demonstration.
To begin, each "drinker" was given an
initial blood pressure check by Mrs. Wad-
dington, the nurse who was on hand at
all times, and each signed a blackboard
for comparison with handwriting, while
intoxicated, later on. Around 11:45,
some visible effects started to show.
There was a lot of laughing and by 12:^
everyone in the Snack Bar could not
help but notice some boisterous behav-
ior, which was quickly noted by the
monitors. However, there were also
many not-so-visible effects which were
PREREGISTRATION
SCHEDULE - FALL 1984
NOTICE TO: All Freshmen, Sopho-
mores, Juniors, and Non-Graduating
Seniors.
SUBJECT: Preregistration Schedule for
Selecting 1984 Fall Semester Courses.
DATES OF PREREGISTRATION:
1, Preregistration in Department Chair-
" man's Office or other assigned ad-
visor's office on the following dates:
April 4, 5, 6,9, 10. 11, 1984.
2, Preregister on Thursday, April 12,
1984 in Student Center — All Purpose
Room from 9:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
This date has been scheduled so stu-
dents unable to preregister during the
dates of preregistration may do so on
this day. '. ?.
3, ALL PREREGISTRATION MUST
BE COMPLETED BY 4:00 P.M.,
THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1984.
READ THE FOLLOWING
INFORMATION:
1 . Preregistration forms will be located in
each on campus mail box. Off cam-
pus students will pick up preregistra-
tion form, on table, in post office.
2. Listing of 1984-85 fall/spring courses
are located in lobby of Feldman Agri-
' culture Building and Mandell Science
Building.
3. .Students planning to attend part-
time during 1984 fall semester (up to
and including 11 semester credits)
must obtain required form in Regis-
trar's Offk;e before preregistering for
courses. "
4. If you have changed, or plan to
change your home or off campus ad-
: : dress, please obtain "Change of Ad-
dress" form in the Registrar's Office.
5. An advanced pa^/ment should be paid
to Accounting Office (second floor —
• : Lasker Hall) before preregister for
courses. Students who pay their ad-
' vanced payment will be issued green
clearance forms through the college
post office. This green form must be
presented at the time of preregistra-
tion. Yellow clearance form will be
issued to students reserving room on
tampus. Faculty advisors will collect
clearance forms and return forms to
Registrar's Office. If students do not
pay advanced payment, they are per-
mitted to preregister and it will be so
noted on preregistration forms. These
students' schedules will be prepared
after all other students are scheduled.
6. If you do not plan to return for the
1984 fall semester, please obtain re-
quired check out forms from Director
of Counseling — located on first floor
of Allman Building during final exam
week.
revealed by some testing done by Mrs.
Waddington and the State Troopers.
One drinker's blood pressure jumped a
full 16 points. A breathalyzer test revealed
another drinker, at the end of the "ab-
sorption hour" (one hour without alcohol
for full blood absorption of alcohol) . had
a blood alcohol level of approximately
.15 percent. That's .05 higher than the
amount which makes it illegal to drive —
that is, "legally drunk." One of the most
noticeably affected drinkers flunked two
coordination -balance tests. It makes you
wonder how he would react in a driving
emergency.
cont'd on pg. 3, col. 1
WELCOME APO
On Saturday, March 31, the Delaware
Valley College Chapter of APO Sigma
Nu would like to extend a welcome to its
brothers for the 1984 Sectional 91 and
92 Conference.
A part of the campus since 1%7,
Alpha Phi Omega's work on the campus
can be well noted. Our founding princi-
ple of leadership, friendship, and service
have been adequately met over the yearsa
The Radio station, then WAPO, now
WDVC was started by the brothers; they
provided all the equipment and made its
operation easy to turn over to the school
once it was a success. Another service is
'the semester book drives; the brothers
assist in helping everyone to the coffee
and donut tables. The biggest service to
the campus is the operation of the used
bookstore which is in the process of be-
ing moved to a more convenient location
and will be collecting books shortly. .
APO's off campus project is a trip exh
semester to Ockinickon Scout Reserva-
tion where the brothers spend the week-
end cleaning, repairing, painting, and
even building. The brothers also bring
laughter in the world by singing Christmas
carols at some of the local nursing
homes. This year's big project is the sec-
tional conference mentioned earlier over
this weekend. Close to 100 fraternity
brothers will arrive to the Del Val campus
for a day of meetings, workshops, and
activities.
Anyone interested in joining APO
should see Edward Wengryn in Samuel
214.
Placement Office Interviews
: Tuesday - April 3, 1984
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens
GROUP *1 1:45-2:35
GROUP *2 2:45 - 3:35
; Poley Landscaping
. * 30 minute individual interviews
;from8:30- 10:30 A.M.
Wednesday - April 4, 1984
Chem Lawn
30 minutes individual interviews
9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Thursday - April 5, 1984
Penn Tree & Lawn Care
30 minute individual interviews
9:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Friday - April 6. 1984
Rolling Greens
45 minute individual interviews
11:00 A.M. -4:00 P.M.
Dekalb — Pfizer Genetics
Summer Employment
JUNIORS ONLY
15 minute individual interviews
1:15 P.M. -4:15 P.M.
Spring Bloodmobile
Tuesday - April 3, 1984
10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
Student Center — All Purpose Room
Goal -200-1- pints
Sign up sheets are located in the Infir-
mary, Ag. Building, Post Office, Dining
Hall, Student Center, and Gym.
A free pepsi will be given to all donors
plus there will be a drawing for prizes
after donating.
Please sign up early; we need a total
for ARC by March 28 so they can staff
accordingly to prevent long waiting.
Coming Monday, April 2
Room Registration
for '84 - '85
Room registration is scheduled for
MONDAY, April 2. All registrants will
report to the All-Purpose Room (Student
Center) which will be divided for the men
and women.
The schedule is as follows:
Class of 1985 4:15 p.m. to 5: 15 p.m.
Class of 1986 5:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m.
Class of 1987 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.
To be eligible to register for a room
next year, your advance payment of
$150 must be paid to the Accounting Of-
fice. (The due date was Friday, March
23, 1984 — check with the Accounting
Office now if you are unsure of your pay-
ment status.) -W \['''A:'t---y'!^' ''''-'■' ■
The lottery system will be used this year
to determine the order of room selection.
You are required to have a roommate(s)
prior to selecting your room. No one will
be able to register for a three or four per-
son room without the full amount of peo-
ple necessary to fill the room. If you do
not have a roommate, your name will be
put into a general pool and you will be
assigned a roommate and room after the
total housing registration is completed. '
If you are still looking for a roommate,
contact the Residence Life Office, as a
list of eligible roommates is being compiled.
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This Week on
Campus
^ by Ushe E.BIatt
^ FRIDAY. MARCH 30 - j^
Golf (A) vs. Swathmore, 11 a.m.
^ )f
SATURDAY. MARCH 31 -
^ Women's Softball (H) vs. Scranton, ^
. Ip.m. ^
* Baseball (A) vs. FIXJ, 3 p.m. f
^ Tr«;k — Delaware State Relays J
^ GOOD LUCK TEAMS T
jL APO Conference — Student Center j^
Senior Dinner Dance at the William
% Penn Inn W
^ SUNI^Y. APRIL 1 -
ji Lacrosse has a home game again
Bloomsbu^ University at 1:30 on the
jL soccer field. Come on over and give ■jl
these gu^ your support. Good Luck
)f Men!! j/^
Equestrian Team at Rutgers
MONDAY, APRIL 2 - |H
Room Registration in Student Center ^
^ Class of 85 4:15 to 5:15
Class of "86 5:30 to 6:30
^ Class of "87 7:00 to 8:30
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4 TUESDAY. APRa 3 -
Coffeehouse: "Chip Franklin" in the
4- APR frtmi 8:30 to 10:» p.m. 4
. BloodmoMe 10:M to 3:30 in the AP R ^
Women's SoftbaB vs. Upsala fH^
j^ Golf (A) vs. Moravian and Soanton jL
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WEDNESDAY. APRU. 4 -
Prei^i^ation Conferences Begin
Women's SoftbeiB (A) vs. Widcner
^ THURSDAY. APRB. S -
^f Christian ^ejrfwns Concert
7:30 to 10:00 p m.
^ ^ane« Qub Cmeet Day
9:30 to 11:00 am
• ••••••
Dear Editor
I would like to comment on the letter
by Fred Siegfried {Rampages, March 15,
1984). Mr. Siegfried says he did not write
"to talk about issues," but inevitably he
has done just that, and thus has said
things which need clarification. For ex-
ample, he suggests that if people receive
spiritual instruction from any source out-
side scripture then they are "watering
down their faith." But many Christians
believe that the teaching of the church
are also a valid source of truths which in-
tensify their faith, not dilute it. On the
same lines, Mr. Siegfried claims that
church "doctrine does get in the way of
learning about God's plan of salvation."
This, again, is an offense to those of us
who accept and love church doctrine as
part of His plan.
Another troubling statement is the
writer's claim that "the Bible never men-
tions a church that will save you, only
Jesus Christ who is God's gift." But how
does one attain salvation except through
membership in the church, which was
founded for precisely that end? It is point-
less to try to separate church from
founder, or Bible from church.
it is also pointless to put the word reli-
gious inside mocking quotation marks
(as if to suggest unreality or negativity),
as Mr. Siegfried did. Why attack people's
religious background and their traditions?
This only rends the seamless garment.
Finally, he says, "sharing the gospel is
what this letter is all about." Would that it
were so; however, "sharing the gosf)el"
te not always the same thing as the gospel.
If it were, then how explain sincere dif-
ferences of interpretation? It was the
church, under divine inspiration, which
gave us the Bible when, at the Council of
Carthoge in 395 A.D., it decided which
books would make up the Old and New
Testaments, and which would not.
Sincerely Yours,
Edward O'Brien. Jr.
Special
Summer Course
The course entitled "Agronomic Crop
Production" will be offered for the second
year during the first Summer Session —
May 21 to June 29, 1984. The course
will provide "in season " experience in all
farming op>erations, from seedbed prep-
aration to harvesting. While the course
includes lecture presentation, the em-
phasis is on practical experience, espe-
cially field experience.
The course is a three semester credit
course. For certain majors, with the ap-
proval of the respective Department
Chairman, the student mai; be able to
substitute it for one semester credit
-Emplo\;ment Program (V4 of the total
requirement) .
The schedule for the summer will be:
12:30 - 4:30 P.M.
5:30 - 8:30 P.M.
each Tuesday and Thursday;
An additional 3-hour "Help" session
will be scheduled during each week on a
need basis.
The maximum number of students will
be limited to no more than 12. Should
enough students regi^er, a second group
will be scheduled on Mondai;s and
Wednesday's at the same times.
We strongly advise anyone interested
in farming, especially those lacking in farm-
ing experience, to take advantage of this
course and register for it.
For additional information con-
tact Mr. Claycomb, the instructor
in charge of the course. Dr. Prun-
deanu. the Chairman of the Agron-
omy Department, or the Office
of Continuing Education (215)
345-1500.
Shakespeare Comedy
at VlUanova
Villanova Theatre will present William
Shakespeare's comedy A Midsummer
Night's Dream April 3-7 and 10-14. All
performances take place at 8 P.M. in
Vasey Theatre on the Villanova Univer-
sity campus. William Hunter Shephard
will direct. Call 645-7474 for information.
A Midsummer Night's Dream is a ma-
gical comdey of love and transformation.
A motley crew of mortals travels into a
enchanted forest — some to elope, some
to rehearse a play. Supernatural pranks
lead to sudden changes in affection, and
soon all are lost in hilarious confusion.
The alluring Titania finds herself enamored
of an ass named Bottom, Helena finds
herself pursued by everyone, and the
devilish Puck looks on in amusement.
Director Shephard, a faculty member
in Villanova's Department of Theatre,
was a founding member of Richards
Schechner's renowned Performance
Group, with whom he appeared as Pen-
theus in the history- making New York
production of Dioni;sus in 69. Drawing
on his extensive background in innovative
theatre, Shephard will transform the
Vasey space into an environment for ac-
tors and audience, utilizing platforming
and trapezes to create an exhilarating
athletic interpretation of Shakespeare's
play. An integral part of the production
will be an original electronic score by
Philadelphia composer David Schoen-
bach, whose amazing "bio-feedback
music" technique turns the performer's
body into a musical instrument.
Performances will be given Tuesdays
through Saturdays. Tickets are $5.00
Tuesdays through Thursdays and $6.00
on Fridays and Saturdays, with group
rates and student and senior citizen dis-
counts available. Free parking is located
directly across from the theatre on Lan-
caster Avenue. The campus is within
walking distance of the Villanova stations
of the Paoli Local and Nonistown High-
Speed Line.
CHEMISTRY
The Chemistry Department invites stu-
dents interested in Chemistry or related
fields to hear Dr. James V. Derby, I.R.I.
visiting scienctist. Sj^eak on the topic "A
Chemist Role in Industrial Research and
Development," on Tuesday, April 3.
9:30 to 11:15 a.m. in room 201 in the
Student Center. Our program is desig-
nated to stimulate your interest as well as
to feed the inner man: therefore, refresh-
ments will be served.
Dr. Cferby's talk will discuss job require-
ments for industry and the type of work
required and is designed to help students
in job hunting after graduation.
Don't miss this opportunity to further
your education and ask questions of a
practicing professional chemist.
MOVIE REVIEW:
^Against All Odds"
by Jamie Beck
This movie, depicting a romantic tri-
angle about two men and a woman, is
similar to the 1947 movie, "Out of the
Past."
As the story develops, we find that an
aging football player (Jeff Bridges) is
hired by a Los Angeles club owner
(James Woods) to find his ex-girlfriend
(Rachel Ward), who, by the way, is the
daughter of the owner of Bridges' football
team. Her mother and her stepfather are
involved in a real estate scheme that
leads to murder.
If this seems confusing, it is. But,
"Again^ All Odds" is an enjoyable movie
with brilliant Mexican scenery as the
backdrop.
Bridges finds the girl; will he give her
back to the club owner or to her mother?
O, better yet. will be keqD her for himself?
To find out the answer to this question
and more, see "Again^ All Odds"
Hypnotism & ES.P.
on Campus
by Jamie Beck
Hypnotist John Kollsch performed at
the Student Center's All- Purpose Room
on Tuesday March 13, 1984.
One is not born with the powers of
E.S.P. and hypnotism, one acquires
them. Mr. Kolisch has been conversing
with doctors about the powers since he
was young. He said that these powers
were viewed medically until the mid '60's
and they were not considered as enter-
tainment before that time. Hypnotism
was and still is used in criminal cases,
sports, and for conquering individual
fears.
Artistic people are often the easiest to
hypnotize since they use the right side of
their brain. People usually use more of
either the right side or the left side of their
brain. Those who use more of the left
side have a more logical type of thinking,
while people who use the right side are
moi0^ imaginative.
Mr. Kolisch used to perform in night
clubs, but now he usually performs at
conventions and colleges. He performs
at 120 colleges each year.
The audience seemed to enjoy itself
immensely, and I think that everyone
had a good time.
Dear Editor
This letter is in regard to an article about
the St. Patrick's Day dance on March 10.
First of all, the band's name was Jahil.
not Luxury. They were an excellent
band whose sound was popular New
Wave and quite danceable. They played
three excellent sets, even though they
were quite disappointed by the turnout
and misbilled. Let us give credit where
credit is due!
Secondly, there were in no way sixty
people at the dance — not at one time
anyway. Once again, there was a disap-
pointing turnout at a DVC dance. I sup-
pose the draw of the registered party
could account for the lack of people, but
the students should give the dances a
chance. Once in a while the bands are
not too bad, and sometimes are even first
rate (as in Jahil's case) . Not only that, the
dances are free.
Also, the advertised costume contest
was somewhat of a farce. It seemed to
some of us that the costumes were not
judged on merit or time put into them,
but on who had the most friends at the
dance. A costume contest is one thing,
but a popularity contest is something
totally different.
I just thought I would write to help get
the facts straight.
Signed.
A Friend of the Band
Dining Out
by Paul Caruso
If you're looking for a quiet, attractive
place to wine and dine, the Inn on Blue-
berry Hill should be at the top of your list.
However, it is by no means your average
restaurant. As college students you would
probably be able to frequent this place
maybe once or twice a year, as the prices
are reasonable, but they may be well out
of our price range.
My guest and 1 dined here last month.
The exjjcrience started with a cocktail,
chambord, a raspberry liqueur, over frap-
pe ice. The next thing to arrive at our
table were the appetizers, I had mush-
rooms escargo — mushrooms and snails
broiled in butter and garlic and my guest
had clams on the half shell. In place of
our salads we had Swiss onion soup, a
CTeamy soup with onion and Swiss cheese.
Our entrees arrived and we began to
feast. I enjoyed Veal Oscar which is
tender veal smothered with crabmeat,
asparagus, and bcmaisc sauce. My guest's
entree was a roast duckling, a whole
roasted duck, seasoned to taste with
beans almondine. and potatoes. As we
finished our meal? our coffee and dessert
were ordered. We finished the evening
with cheesecake and double chocolate
mousse pie.
It was a feast to remember The total
price of the bill came to $57.00 including
our service tip. This may appear to be
expensive, but the service and quality of
the food makes the price well worth it.
Guests are welcome daily for luncheon
and dinner at the historic site located
atop a gentle ridge a few miles south of
the county seat at Doylestown at the inter-
section of Easton and Almshouse roads.
Here hospitality is a three-hundred-year-
old tradition.
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• • COME EARLY • • COME EARLY • •
Pitching, Defense Strengths
of Aggie Softball Team
Prior to leaving for a preseason tourna-
ment in South Carolina, softball coach
Ron Johnson thought he had the best
one-two pitching punch in the Middle At-
lantic Conference.
Now Johnson has revised that esti-
mate. He thinks the Aggies have the best
one-two-three pitching punch in the
MAC. That kind of pitching depth will be
important since the league schedule has
teen expanded.
^Senior Michel Fonry and junior Carol
Serik were the pitching mainstays John-
son was expecting to rely on this season.
Forry was 3-1 last year while Serik was
4-2 with a sterling 2.64 earned run
average.
But senior Chris Van Arsdalen who
hadn't pitched since she was a freshman,
came with a strong effort down south to
earn a spot in the rotation.
"Most teams in our league have one
strong pitcher," said Johnson. "I thought
we were fortunate to have two excellent
pitchers. But with the way Chris threw 1
really think we have three solid pitchers."
Although the A^ies won only one of
the six games they played in South
Carolina, Johnson was pleased with the
pitching and defense. Hitting, though,
remains a problem.
"We hit the ball pretty hard," said the
coach. "We just couldn't get anything to
drop. Our defense was good and our pitch-
ing was strong. We just didn't score
enough runs."
The Aggies infield is set with sophomore
Mary Sandrock and freshman Donna
Ackerman sharing first base, junior Deb
Brown handling second base, sophomore
Michele Heffner at short, and freshman
Vicki Keener taking care of third base.
Freshmen Penny Mimmo and Bonnie
David as well as junior Chris MacNeil are
infield reserves.
Junior Barb Klouser will be the starting
catcher with sophomore Meg Skillman
waiting in the wings
In the outfield Johnson has Van Ars-
dalen in left and junior Sheryl Henry in
center. Serik and Forry will share right
field when the other is on the mound.
Junior Robin Shoup who tied Heffner for
the highest team batting average, will
also see considerable playing time, either
in the outfield or as designated hitter.
"It looks like another tough year in the
MAC," said Johnson. "Upsala looks
very good and so does Scranton. But 1
think our pitching is strong enough that
we can be called a contender in the North-
east Division this year."
SPORTS BRIEF:
The Delaware Valley College lacrosse
team will have its first home game of the
season on Sunday. The Aggies will face
Bloomsburg State on the soccer field at
1 :30. Come out and cheer on the Aggies!
CLUB NEWS
Chem Club
The winners of the Chem Club's
50/35-15 raffle are:
1st Place Dave Spotts
2nd Place Mascot!!
cont'd from pg. 1. col. 2
If anyone had any questions there was
more than enough information on the
responsible use of akohol and on new
drunken driver legislation from the many
pamphlets available and especially from
the State ix>licemen themselves. This
was a time for the "drinkers" to con-
template their own behavior, as their
blcKxi alcohol contents began to deaease
(at only .015 percent per hour). All who
attended were reminded that, even if we
don't drink and drive, one out of every
50 drivers on the road with us could
possibly be drunk — at any time, any
day.
Back row, left to right: Matt Giniano, Dan Ghwatski, Jeppe Christiansen. Doug Bereczki, Chris
Bucktey. Joe Horby. Chip Zerr. George Dimitrew. Dave Glynos
Third row, left to right: Jeff Fowler. Tyler Smith, Dave Keich. Jim Bauzon, Andre Turner, Jim Flukey.
Al Benner.
Second row. left to right: Head Coach Jim Eichhom. John Thomson. Tim Ireland, Dave Spotts, Ken
McDcdd. Kevin Marshdl, Steve Caffey. Brandon Newell, Edson Banett. Ass^tant Coach Jeff Rc^nson.
Assi^ant Coach Jim Trairwr.
Front row, left to right: Steve Tro^le. Bruce Knipe, Ed Kuri. John Stella.
MEN'S
TRACK & FIELD
PREVIEW
The Aggies finished second to Susque-
hanna in the Middle Atlantic Conference
Championships last year. Rookie head
coach Jim Eichhom is hoping a season's
worth of experience can make up that
difference.
The Aggies were hit heurd by graduation,
particularly in the sprints, where the con-
tributions of stalwarts Jeff Robinson and
Phil Luccarelli will be missed. But with
those who remain, as well as a solid
group of recruits, the Aggies still have the
nucleus of a very fine team.
"I'm very happy with the way this team
has developed," said Eichhom. "We had
a good winter season and everyone is
working hard. With a few adjustments
here and there 1 think we'll be right in the
running for the MAC Championship
again."
Al Benner, Andre Turner, Edson Bar-
ret, and Tyler Smith have asserted them-
selves as replacements for Robinson and
Luccarelli. Benner, a junior out for track
for the first time, will run the 200 and the
400-meter events as well as the 1,600-
meter relay. Smith, a transfer from
Franklin & Marshall, will run the
400- meters along with the intermediate
hurdles and the 1,600-meter relay. Bar-
rett, who was fourth in the MAC in the
l(X)-meter dash last year, will also com-
pete in the 200 and the 400. Turner will
run the 100. the 200, and long jump.
Other potential sprinters include Geoige
Dimitrew, freshmen Matt Gilliano and
Steve Caffey along with sophomore Dave
Glynos.
The distance runners arc solid with
senior Ed Kuri, sophomore Jeppe Chris-
tiansen and sophomore Ken McDaid, who
was third in the 3,000-meter Steeplechase
in the MAC last year, shouldering much
of the burden. Senior Doug Berecdti and
freshman John Thomson should also
help out.
Among the hurdlers, juniors Chip Zerr
and Dan Glowatski are the mainstays
with Tim Ireland coming on strong.
In field events, Steve Trostle and John
Stella should continue as leaders in the
shot put and discus. Jim Bauzon and Jeff
Flower will also help. Bauzon, Glowat-
ski, and Jim Flukey will handle the
javelin.
Junior Brandon Newell is the unques-
tioned leader of the long and triple jumps
while freshman Dave Keich will be a con-
tender in the high jump along with Bruce
Knipe and Chris Buckley.
"I'm excited about this team," said
Etehhom. "We've ^t the potential to be
very good. But everyone has to continue
working hard to reach that potential."
BASEBALL
PREVIEW
The Aggies baseball team will be look-
ing to bounce back from a disappointing
1983 season when the Aggies open the
1984 campaign with their annual trip to
the Sanfard, Fforida Baseball Tournament.
Head coach Frank Wolfgang, beginning
his sixth season, returns 13 letterman
from last year's 4-7-1 team. This year's
squad, according to Wolfgang, has talent
but is basically untested on the collegiate
level.
"We're very young," said Wolfgang in
assessing his team's chances in the tough
Middle Atlantic Conference. "It hoks like
we have some people who can play the
game but whether they can do the job on
the field remains to be seen."
The Aggies are experienced at the in-
field comer with seniors John Spevak at
first and Tom O'Neill at third. Both, how-
ever, must recover from sub-par hitting
Season's last year. O'Neill finished with a
. 189 average while Spevak hit just .175.
Sophomore Joe Cox is back to hold
down shortstop while sophomore John
Messina will start at second. Cox was a
starter and hit .205 last year while fielding
brilliantly. Messina saw very little playing
time.
The Aggies are solid in center field
with senior Cosmo Losco who hit a solid
.318 last year. Senior Joe Seigenfuse,
the team's leading hitter at .410 last year,
will move from second base to either
right field or left field.
Behind the plate, incumbant Clay Funk
will be challenged by newcomers Andy
Melillo, Jeff Gerdes, Mike Heisey, Scott
Elinsky, and Lome Bacher. Gerdes or
Heisey could wind up in the outfield.
Among the infield reserves are Rodney
Swineford, who is a first baseman, as
well as freshmen Tom Lewandowski and
Scott Sucoloski, who can play the other
infiekl spots.
Junior Bob McEvoy heads the list of
returning pitchers. Senior Ed Chroscind<i,
junkff Gary Kemberling, and sophomores
Dan Porter and Emil Novak are the other
retumees. Novak, last year's Most
Valuable Player with .333 average and
15 runs batted in, will play the outfield
and serve as designated hitter when he's
not on the mound.
Newcomers to the pitching staff in-
clude Mark Rother, Doug Sharpe, Dave
Nargoski, Joe Stevenson, and Chris
Boyle.
"1 really don't have any idea how we'll
do this year," said Wolfgang. "Basically,
I would way we're unproven as a team.
Hopefully, the Florida Toumament will
give us the experience we need to start
the season."
Equestrian Team News
by Lisa C. Merklein
The equestrian team traveled to Plea-
sant Hollow Farm in Coopersburg, Pa.,
on Sunday, March 25 for their second
intercollegiate show of the spring season.
The show, sponsored by Lehigh Univer-
sity's equestrian club, was well attended
and DVC's equestriennes rode supcrtrfy,
placing in 25 of 30 classes! The results
were as follows:
Michelle Smith Inter. Flat 6th
Leslie Ward Inter. Fences 1st
Inter. Flat 1st
Darlene Cemokorsky Nov. Fences 4th
Inter. Flat 4th
Pam Hojnowski Beg. Walk-Trot 1st
Kirk Young Nov. Fences 6th
Nov. Flat 3rd
Lisa Martini
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 3rd
Kris Demordy Nov. Flat 1st
Beth Meny Nov. Fences 2nd
Nov. Flat 5th
Megan Allen Inter. Fences 3rd
Open Rat 6th
Cherie Day Inter. Flat 1st
Nov. Fences 1st
Lisa Merklein Adv. Walk-Trot 1st
Michelle Matula Adv. Walk Trot 6th
Linda Chiappini Beg. Walk-Trot 3rd
Robin Crawford Open Fences 6th
Open Flat 3rd
Kathy Gill Nov Fences 4th
Inter. Flat 6th
Jennifer McElroy
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 6th
Doreen Rodenburg Open Flat 5th
Open Fences 4th
BudHulshizer Beg. Walk-Trot 5th
Claudia Krcbs Inter. Rat 6th
Inter. Fences 4th
Becky Spinnler
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 6th
Chris Pustetta
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 3rd
Brenda Givler
Beg. Walk-Trot-Canter 6lh
Patty Denmead
Adv. Walk-Trot-Canter 5th
Congratulations to Cherie Day, High
Point Rider of the day, and Ledie Ward,
Reserve High Point Rider and to Michelle
Smith for her brave effort with the egg
and spoon . . .
The team will travel to Overpeck
Riding Center this Sunday to compete
at Rutger's invitational. Good Luck to all
of our women and men!
-A- Coupon Special ir
Snack Bar
Tuesday Evening
April 3rd
Ice Cream - V2 price
One Cone per coupon
(Present coupon at purchase.)
i -i
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing,
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck,
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski,
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn,
Robert O'Connor, Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft, Linda Goodloe
Advisors Robert McClelland
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"S^ newa in the making, write P.O.
60x988."
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Closeups
APRIL 2. 1984 -
Room Registration : Class of '85
- 4: 15-5: 15 p.m ; Class of "86
- 5:30-6:30 p.m. ; Class of '87
- 7:00-8:30 p.m
APRIL 3. 1984 -
Chip Franklin - Don't miss
Chip with his unique style of
music and crazy sense of
humor
APRIL 13. 1984 -
Coffeehouse with Aaron A
Joel MarcuB, outside Student
Center.
APRIL 15. 1984 -
DVC concert with NRBQ. New
Rhythm and Blues Quartet.
Dance rock 'n roll band that will
keep you on your feet. Students
$2. others $5,
Sunday
Monday
_^
Senior Sundae Movie
Equestrian Team
Rutgers (A)
Lacrosse
Bloomsburg (H)
8
Founder*s Day
Convocation
3:30 p.m.
All students invited
15
SUPERSTARS
DVC Presents in Concert
NRBQ
"Get Rhythm"
2
Room
Registration
(See Closeups)
9
Computer Portraits
11-12 -Dining Hall
WSB (A) vs. Allentown
G (A) vs. Upsala/
Lycoming
16
22
EASTER SUNDAY
29
A-DAY
Mike Schwedick
Reptile World
7:30 p.m. (APR)
23
NO CLASSES
G (H) vs. Lebanon
Valley / Widener
30
B (A) Allentown
Delaware Valley College
APRIL 1984
i€
BRING ON SPRING
»
WSB
::
Women's Softball
G
=
Golf
B
—
Baseball
APR
—
All-Purpose Room
(Student Center)
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
3
Coffeehouse
"C/ilp Franklin"
8:30 - 10;30 (ARP)
Bloodmobile
10:30 - 3:30 (ARP)
'vWSB vs. Upsala
G (A) vs. Moravian/
Scranton
4
10
Daytime Movie
Slide Presentation
Flower Time - 7:30 SC
WSB (H) vs. Kings
17
EGG TOSS
Dining Hall
PASSOVER BEGINS
Men's Track (A) vs.
Haverford / Ursinus
B (H) vs. Kings
24
• MOVIE •
''Peter Pan"
8 p.m. (SC)
B (A) vs. Drew
WSB (A) vs Albright
Women's Track & Field
(A) vs. Albright
Men's Track & Field
(A) Delaware & West Chester
Preregistration
Conferences Begin
WSB vs. Widener (A)
11
Preregistration
Conferences End
Listening & Learning
about Music
7 - 9 p.m. — Music Rm
G (H) vs. Ursinus
18
Student Government
Officer Elections
Rose Tatoo
11 - 3 (SC)
Band Festival 8 - 4
5
Christian Stephens
Concert
7:30- 10:00 p.m.
Business Club
Career Day
9:30 11:00
a.m
12
• MOVIE •
"An Officer
& A Gentleman"
$1.00- 8 p.m.
Final Preregistration
ALL DAY (APR)
WSB (H) vs. FDU
6
• MOVIE •
"Ritcky Horror Show"
12 midnight (APR)
Band & Chorale
Concert />
13
19
FRIDAY CLASSES
WSB (A) vs. Moravian
25
Student Government
Class Officer Elections
Elephant and Camel Rides
Senior Class Meeting
Attendance Mandatory
For Graduating Seniors
Almost Last Time
Around
Dennis McLaughlin
Social House
Secretary
26
ROLLERSKATING
2- 7 p.m.
On Campus
B (A) vs. Wasjaington
7
B vs. Scranton '
Men's and Women's
Track and Field
Widener /Swath more (H)
14
• Coffeehouse •
Outside SC - 11 - 12:30
D.J. DANCE
Bahamas — 1 month
20
GOOD FRIDAY
NO CLASSES
27
SUPERSTARS
B (H) vs. Wilkes
WSB (A) vs. Drew
21
SHAKE
RATTLE
AND ROLL
28
NO CLASSES
SET UP A-DAY
B (A) vs. Moravian
Ma\; the shadow
of the great and taller
ever gently turn
and bless the smaller.
A-DAY
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Vol. XVIII. No. 23
Friday. April 6. 1984
iNOI l( I I hi' opiMioits t'yprcsscd in .my itulividurtl .irtii Ic do not net fss.irilv reflect the viewpoint of the papiT or s< hool
Seniors: 44 days left!
Graduation '84
Final Oral Presentatfions
for
Senior Research Papers
The final oral presentations will be
presented on April 24 and 25, 1984. in
Room 102 Ag. BIdg. at4:(X)P.M. Presen-
tations should be limited to iO minutes
with time for questions immediately after
each presentation. Dress is sharp casual
(sports jacket, dress, etc.). Each student
should prepare a short abstract (1-3
pages) and submit 15 copies (approved
by the advisor) to me by April 19. 1984.
A slide and overhead projector will be
available If you have any additional
questions or inquests, call me at extension
322. The final written papers (the origi-
nal and 2 copies) are due in my office on
or before May 10. 1984.
Papers to be presented on April 25, .
1984:
The effects of poultry stress packs on the
performance and incidence of leg abnor-
malities in broilers
By Craig Dobson & Kenneth Gruver
;• Advisor: Mr. Markeveys
The effects of foliar applied lime stabilized
septage on the growth and nutritional
content of forage crops
By Ronald Alexander
Advisors: Dr. Cordrey & Dr Palkovics
The effectiveness of all-purpose Enviro^^
Spray material on the correction of dif-
ferent nutrient in tomatoes. ..
By Lisa McCarthy
; Advisor: Dr. Cordrey .. '
The effects of a shock block product on
growth and appearance of newly trans-
planted plants subjected to low light and
moisture conditions
; By Ronald Balsamo
Advisor: Dr. Cordrey
Placement Office Interviews
Monday - April 9. 1984
UPS
Group meeting 9:(X) - 9 45
Individual interviews 10 00 12 30 .
Tuesday - April 10. 1984
Terminix -
Individual interviews 9 00 - 4 (X)
Giorgio Foods
Individual interviews ^
9:(K) 4:00 " , '
Flower Time inc. *
Slide Presentation
APR Student Center
7:30 P.M. . •
Wednesday - Apnl 11. 1984
Flower Time inc.
Individual interviews 9:00 - 4:00
Shaklee Corporation
One hour group meeting
9:55 11:00
Thursday - April 12. 1984
Chemlawn Corporation
Individual interviews 9:00-4:00
SIGN UP IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
Flower Judging
By Ed Wengryn
This past Thursday and Friday Dela-
ware Valley College sent its first Flower
Judging team to the Eastern Regions
Competition at Penn State. The team
members Sue Nord. Bruce Hellerick,
Robert Wecht, and alternate Ann Marie
Neri well represented the school in a close
contest, coming in 17th place with Sue
Drinking Revisited
by Kathy Brust
An unusual event took place during the noon hour in the Snack Bar area on Tues-
day, March 27. The set up began quietly, as bags of snacks, a cheese tray, a video
tape television, and yes ~ a bar — were arranged near the far wall of the Snack Bar.
Soon the drinkers — participants in the ST. FA. and State Police sponsored alcohol
effects demonstration — began to arrive. Three men and three women, all over 21.
some students, some staff, and a newspaper reporter, signed permission waivers and
prepared to imbibe the alcoholic beverage of their choice.
What was the meaning of this? The Students' Task Force on Alcohol and the Penn-
sylvania State Police combined forces to present an opportunity for the six partici-
pants and all observers to learn about the effects of drinking and driving.
Each drinker was weighed, and based on this figure, was asked by the police to
drink a minimum amount of liquor during the one-hour drinking phase. The amount
specified was. according to weight charts, the amount needed to reach the legal level
of intoxication (this translates into a blood alcohol content level of .10 percent, as
measured by a breathalyzer) After the drinking hour, participants were given time to
digest and absorb the alcohol into their bloodstreams. Monitors for all participants
were carefully observing and recording the changes in their sut)ject5' appearance and
behavior as a result of the drinking.
Breathalyzer tests were given to each participant. The scores ranged from .08 per-
cent (the beer drinker) to 15 percent (the wine drinker). ( ' 'Remember. ()1 percent
is considered legally drunk) . Yet behaviors did not necessarily coincide with the legal
drunkeness level. The wine drinker, for example, really did not "feel" drunk, and in
fact behaved rather sedately. A mixed drink drinker, whose blood alcohol content
level measured 12 percent, became more rowdy and vei^bal. thus displaying what
we typically think of as drinking behaviors. As a general observation, the three non-
student drinkers were more subdued in their actions, becoming increasingly mellow
as the effects of the alcohol became evident.
Participants also recited the alphabet (only two out of the six had no errors) . signed
their names on a chalkboard, and attempted to stand and lift one foot 6" off the floor.
In these events, the participants' performances varied greatly. Again, though, there
appeared to be little correlation between one's legal status and how drunk one actually
felt.
After the measurements were all taken, the police showed a videotape on the sub-
ject of drinking and the law. again using subjects whose actions were captured on film.
Literature was distributed and questions answered during the last part of the
demonstration.
The police left pamphlets explaining the newer and stricter Pennsylvania drinking
and driving laws which became effective in January of 1983 If you would like to pick
up copies of these publications, come to the Residence Life Office on the second
floor of the Student Center. We have enough for everyone.
Nord being the high scorer for these
team members. It was their only chance
to go. as one can represent a school only
once. Coach Stephenie Moss looks for-
ward to next year with a new team and
Minneapolis.
Dear Editor
The Brothers of Alpha Phi Omega
would like to thank the following people
for their help in our sectional conference:
Mr. Tasker. Mrs. Nelson. Mr. Pence, Mr.
Decker, Miss Steuben. Kathy Macnamee.
Mr. Moyer. and Steven Klein. We could
not have put on the best sectional con-
ference the fraternity has seen in years
without your help; we deeply appreciated
it in organizing our conference.
Sincerely.
Edward D Wengryn
President Sigma Nu Chapter
of Alpha Phi Omega
MARCUS BROTHERS
To Appear at
Delaware Valley College
Aaron and Joel Marcus will bring their
musical creativity to the Delaware Valley
College campus Friday, April 13 for a
lunchtime concert.
Known for their extraordinary variety
and quality, the Marcus brothers feature
a mix of fresh original rock, jazz, folk,
classical, country, and pop songs. Be-
tween sets, their humorous and interest-
ing stories help relax the audience.
Over the years, Aaron and Joel Mar-
cus have written and recorded national
radio and television commercials, per-
formed more than 200 times on college
campuses, were hired by the Art Park in
New York for the 1978. 1979. and 1980
seasons, were selected by the Mid Atlan-
tic States Art Consortium for the 1981-82
season and shared the bill with country
singer John Prine.
They will perform in the Dr. Joshua
Feldstein Campus Court, located outside
of the Student Center, between 11:00
a.m. and 12:30 p.m. Admission is free
and open to the public.
i^ SUPERSTARS •
• IS HERE •
This year's Superstars is being held on
April 14th and 15th, The cost is only
$12.(X) per team and each member will
recievc an official Superstars t-shirt.
Sign ups will be during dinner only
from Monday, April 2nd until April 11th.
Get your teams organized and sign up as
soon as possible. There is a 20 team limit.
• • IMPORTANT • •
Money must be paid in fjull
when you sign up!!!
You can sign up at the
Residence Life Office also!!!
Cash prizes for the top five teams!!!
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This Weeic on
Campus
by LesHt E.Biatt
niiiMY«AnaL6-
Band and Clwral GMKWt
Support our music d ^pi y t iw et^
Movte - "Rockn Homr Picm* Shtm'
All you addicts, conw ot> mm to the
APR at midnkfht and tit kx>^
SATURDAY. APRIL 7 -
Baseball at iiome vs Soantmi!!
It's a doubl«head*r beginning at 1 p.m.
Men's and Women's Track & Field has a
home nrtatch against Widen«/Svt«A^
more All the action at tti« stadiure
begins at 1 p.m.
DO IT UP AGGIES!!!
SUNDAY. APIOL 8 -
Lactone — (H) vs. Temple
The game starts at 1:30 on the soccer
field GOOD LUCK!
FOUNDER'S DAY CONVOCATION
All students are Invited to itftend thte
yearly event which beghis ei 3:30 p.m.
MONDAY. APRIL 9 -
Computer Portraits from 11-12 in the
dining hall.
Women's Softball (A) vs. Allentown.
4 p.m.
GoK (A) vs. Upsala and Lycoming,
1 p.m.
One n^nth till finals begin!!
TUESDAY. APRO. 10 -
Slide l^esentzrtion by Flower Tunc. Inc.
It's sponsored by the Floral Society «kI
begins at 7:^ p.m.
Women's softball (H) \«. Kings
This doubleheader begins at 2 p.m.
GOOD LUCK WOMEN!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 -
Prere^^ation Conferences End
Listening and Learning about Music
7-9 p.m. In tfie music room
Golf (H) vs. Urslnus and ITXJ. 1 p.m.
THURSDAY. APRIL 12 -
HNAL PREiffiGISTRATION
All day in the AH Purpose Room
Women's sofA^ has artoA\ef douUe-
header at home. It's against HXJ at 3
p m. Good Luck!
Mo«l« - "An OffkxT and a Gm^Aemm''
It starts at 8 p.m in the ^ Puipose
Room — Admission is $1.00.
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MEN'S
TRACK & FIELD
Under the direction of first year head
coach, Jim Eichhorn, the Aggies opened
their 1984 outdoor season on Saturday
at the Delaware State Relays.
One of the many bright spots for the
Aggies was the performance of Brandon
Newell. Newell finished first in the triple
jpmp with a leap of 48-10V4. setting a
new school record and earning him an
NCAA Championship berth.
in the javelin, the Aggies earned a
one-two finish. Jim Flukey's throw of
188-2 was followed by Jim Bauzon's toss
of 176-11 for the Aggies. A heave of
44-3V4 earned John Stella a second
place finish in the shot put while Jeff
Fowler's throw of 36-7 was good enough
for a fifth place finish. Dave Reich's jump
of 6-4 gave him a third place finish in the
high jump while another third place finish
was turned in by Jeppe Christiansen in
the SOOO-meters. Christiansen crossed
the line in 15:14.9.
Steve Trostle's throw of 140-6 earned
him a fourth place in discus while Joe
Harby's 132-4 toss was good enough for
sixth . Ken McDaid turned in a fifth place
finish as he covered the 1500- meters in
4:11.8.
The Aggies mile relay team was very
impressive in spite of a seventh place
finish. The team of Edson Barrett. George
Dimitrew. Chip Zerr. and Al Benner
covered the distance in a very respectable
3:21.4.
The Aggies will host Swarthmore and
Widener tomorrow in their only home
meet of the 1984 season.
WOMEN'S TRACK
The Lady Aggies will open their season
against Swarthmore and Widener tomor-
row, then will face Ursinus next Friday in
their only home meets of the season.
GEORGETOWN
WINS NCAA
Fifty-three teams started on "The
Road to Seattle" but it all came down to
one game on Monday night. The George-
town Hoyas. the Big East Champions,
against SEC Champion Houston Cougars.
The Hoyas went to the West Regional
where they had to defeat SMU, Nevada-
L-as Vegas, and the upstart Dayton Flyers
before a final four victory over Kentucky.
The Cougars enroute to the final four de-
feated Louisiana Tech, Memphis State,
and Wake Forest. Then in the semifinals
the Cougars downed the Cinderella story
Virginia Caveliers.
The game was built as Patrick Ewing
against Akeem Olajuwon but it was not
to be . Houston built an early eight point
lead but iseven minutes into the game
Georgetown tied the game and never
again looked back. The Hoyas removed
Patrick Ewing with 7:35 remaining in the
half. Ewing with foul trouble left with the
Hoyas leading by six, 28-22. But, the
Georgetown depth payed off as they in-
creased their lead to go up 40-30 at the
half.
In the second half the Cougars were
surprisingly hot from the foul line and did
cut the Hoya lead to five at two points in
the half but with just under four minutes
remaining the Hoyas pulled away. The
Hoyas who literally threw away a title
two years ago were not in any danger of
losing down the stretch this time as they
defeated the Cougars 84-75.
For Houston and Guy Lewis it was the
fifth trip to the finals without a title, while
for Georgetown it was their first ever na-
tional title and the first time since the
LaSalle Explorers of 1954 that a Big East
team had won the National crown.
BASEBALL
The Aggies back from a good Florida
campaign opened the 1984 season last
Monday against Ursinus. The Aggies
despite some good performances dropjDed
both ends of the doubleheader.
In the first game the Aggies got a good
performance from Ed Chroscinski on the
mound but the only Aggie run in the 5- 1
defeat came on Tom O'Neill's RBI single
which scored Lome Bachert
The Aggies gave up two runs in each
the first, third, and fourth innings of the
second game enroute to a 6-3 defeat.
The Aggies did get two runs in the fifth
inning on Andy Melillo's two RBI hit which
scored Cosmo Losco and Joe Seigen-
fuse. The other Aggie run came in the
sixth as Tom O'Neill scored on a Losco
single.
The Aggies will host Scranton tomorrow
in a twinbill. starting at 1:(X).
SOFTBALL
The weather has not treated the soft-
• ball team favorably so far this season, but
the Lady Aggies should be in action a
number of times this week.
The ladies will travel to Allentown on
r Monday before opening their home sea-
son on Tuesday with a doubleheader
against Kings. The Aggies will close the
week with another doubleheader as they
host FDU on Thursday.
Reptile World Coming
to Delaware Valley College
Michael Shwedick's Reptile World will
be coming to Delaware Valley College
for a performance Monday, April 16 at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center.
Among the live reptiles featured in the
•presentation will be members of the
crocodilian family (a rare American
crocodile and an American alligator),
constrictors (boa and pythons) . pit vipers
(rattlesnakes and copperheads), lizards
(South American green iguana and the
worid's only venemous lizards, the gila
monster and Mexican beaded lizard) . A
South American yellow-footed tortoise
and an Asian cobra are also featured in
the show.
Aside from discussions on the specific
animals being handled. Reptile World
will also highlight aspects and problems
of reptilian existence in our worid today.
Topics such as general characteristics,
habitat, the roles of reptiles in the balance
of nature, their present status in the
worid today, husbandry, conservation,
and reptiles' relative value to man are all
featured.
The man behind Reptile World is Mi-
chael Shwedick, a native of Munich. Ger-
many. Starting at age 12 with his first boa
constrictor. Shwedick has built Reptile
Worid into one of the largest private rep-
tile collections in the country.
The admission fee for non- Delaware
Valley College persons is $1.00.
LACROSSE
The Delaware Valley College Lacrosee
team suffered a 5-4 setback in its season
opener on Sunday. The Aggies got off to
a slow start but came back only to fall just
short. The Aggies will host Temple this
Sunday at 2:00 on the soccer field.
MEATS TEAM FIRST
AT BUTCHER BOY
The Delaware Valley College Meats
Judging Team concluded the 1983-84
season on Saturday at the Butcher Boy
Invitational Meats Contest held at
Gouldey and Sons Meat Packing.
The team, under the instruction of DVC
graduate Dave Miller, coasted to a first
place finish as the five team members also
claimed the top five positions individually.
The five in order of finish were. Dave
Harian (676), Mel Balliet (668). Lance
Forster (656). Luis Guzman (628). and
Gerry Reichard (602).
The contest which consisted of yield
and quality grading, meat identification,
and judging of seven classes, was domi-
nated by Delaware Valley.
The identification segment included 50
retail cuts of meat. Lance Forster (252
points) won this portion of the competi-
tion. Forster was followed by Mel Balliet
(230) and Dave Harlan (224). The quality
grading was won by Harian (79 points)
as Balliet (72) and Forster (68) finished
second and third. Balliet was the winner
of the yield grading competition with 46
points and he was followed by Harlan
(42) and Gerry Reichard (39) . The seven
classes included beef ribs and hams. The
overall class winner was Dave Harlan
with .331 points. Mel Balliet and Luis Guz-
man both finished with 320 points while
Gerry Reichard tallied 318 points.
The team would like to thank instructer
Dave Miller, advisor Dr. Craig Hill. Dale
Monnin from MOPAC. and Gouldey
fzmpiiiy all of which donated much time in
helping the team this season.
The meats team is hoping to become
an intercollegiate team next year and
wants to increase the team's size.
Anyone interested in knowing more
about the team should see Dr. Hill.
CLUB NEWS
Biology Club
The Biology Club has invited Mrs.
Carol Abrams from Rolling Hills Hospital
to speak on careers in medical technology.
She will explain the various routes to cer
tification in this allied health field which
provides widespread employment oppor-
tunities. Anyone who has completed a
year of biology and a year of chemistry
should investigate the possibilities in
medical technology. The meeting will be
at 4:00 p.m. in Mandell 216 on Wednes-
day. April 11th.
Biology Club
The Biology Club will have an '83
DVC graduate to speak about medical
school. Wendy Wood, an '83 biology
graduate, will discuss medical school, in
eluding f)ediatric medicine. This will take
place in Mandell 215, Monday, April 16,
1984 at 4:(X) p.m. All students are
welcome.
DVC BOOK SALE
WHEN: FRIDAY, APRIL 6th,
SATURDAY, APRIL 7th
TIME: 10:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. each day
WHERE: JOSEPH KRAUSKOPF
MEMORIAL LIBRARY
PRICES: HARDBACK BOOKS - 25C
PAPERBACK BOOKS - IOC
BOOKS OF OUTSTANDING VALUE:
Individually priced
• • COME EARLY • • COME EARLY • •
Equestrian Team News
by Lisa C. Martini
On Sunday, April 1st. the DVC
Equestrian team traveled to Overpeck
Riding Center in Leonia. NJ. There they
participated in a horseshow sponsored
by Rutgers University.
The team took sixteen riders to the
competition. The results are as follows:
Name
Place
Class
Bi'lh MiMw
2ncl
Nov Rat
Lis<i M<irtiiii
2ikI
Walk Trot ^aiiti'r
Michi^li' Smith
(Mh
Int rial
Claudia Krt'bs
1st
Opi'ii 1 c'liri's
l.i'slio Waul
Isl
Int Fences
Micheii' Smith
.-{nl
Int Fences
Mt'yan Allfii
2n<l
Int Fences
Chi'rii' Dav
4th
Int Fences
Bt'th Mi'nv
(ith
Nov Fences
Claiulia Kri'bs
1st
Int Flat
Cht'rif Dav
2ikI
Int Flat
Saiulv inyraham
(>th
Walk Trot Canter
Robin Khlvrts
2n<l
Nov i-iat
lA*slii' Ward
iird
Ope'i Flat
CiiKlv Sharp
1st
Wail^/ Trot /Canter
Ji'iinv Mchlrou
r>th
Walk /Trot /Canter
Mi'lanii' O'Ni'ill
2iid
A.iv Walk/Trot
Chris Piisfi'tta
(Mh
Walk /Trot /Canter
Claudia Krebs was high point rider of
the dav with her first plact' ^ti open fences
and a first place in the Intermediate flat
class.
DVC was high point cojlt^ge of thf
daw. We beat Rutgers, our arch rivals, bv
a score of M points to 29 poiiits.
Congratulations to all!! It was a job well
(lone gang!
RAMS. PROJECT
SUCCESSFUL
(Recruiting Aggies
Mid-Semester Search)
Congratulations to all the students
who participated in the first Delaware
Valley College mid-semester recruitment.
We were very encouraged by your sup-
port of this activity on such short notice.
Your cooperation and enthusiasm in
launching this extremely successful pro-
ject reveals the true "Aggie Spirit "" Based
on your response, we will use R.A.M S.
as an integral part of our recruiting effort.
We in the Admissions office hope that
from your strong support of our first activ
ity that we will be able to count on your
future support. Our future efforts, we
hope, will be even more broad-based in
student support. Look for additional
notices to appear in Ram Pages Thank
you again!
The Admissions Staff
STAFF
Editors Gerald T Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing.
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck,
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski.
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn.
Robert O'Connor, Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft. Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making, write P.O.
Box 988."
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Vol. XVIII. No. 24
Friday. April 13. 1984
N( n ICr I he opinions expressed in .inv individual .irtu Ic do not net «'ss<irilv ri'flci t \\m' viewpf)inl nl the pr\pi'r or s( hool
NRBQ Concert
Sunday, April 15
Founder's Day
by Lisa C. Merklein
Voices filtered through the All- Purpose Room doors and blended with the mur-
murings of those guests still lingering in the Joshua Feldstein campus court. I paused
to adjust my blazer and introduce my mother to a few friends, then we entered and
were directed to our seats by smiling, well-dressed student ushers.
There was a constant bustle of activity, and as I sat among the other awardees. idly
leafing through my program — I couldn't help but wonder, would this Founder's Day
be different from those of previous years? A new room in a sparkling building, newly
appointed deans and a greatly improved DVC Band under the direction of Jay
Durner — a much welcomed addition to our staff — would these enhance an other-
wise tedious ceremony? The answer — yes!
Oh. there were the usual staff processional (all of our profs trying to look stern and
serious in their black gowns), the invocation by Rabbi Jeffrey Salkin, history by Dean
Adelson. and the playing of the national anthem — but I was pleasantly surprised as
the ceremony proceeded.
Speakers kept things relatively short, the chorale and band performed well, and
the presentation of awards ran quickly and smoothly. There were many awards pre-
sented for outstanding service to the college: The Distinguished Faculty Member
award went to George F. West, from the business administration department and the
Student Government Service award to Dr Charles Weber, from the chemistry
department. The Publications award went to Diane Elwood for her work as editor of
Cornucopia and to Gerald Robbins for his work as editor of Ram Pages. DTA Out-
standing awards for junior and senior achievement were presented to George Stahl
and Steve Trostle respectively. The Founders Day award was given to Carl Vivcjldi.
our student body president, for his four years of dedicated service in all aspects of col-
lege life. Kdren Hammer was presented with an Outstanding Service award for her
many contributions to the social life of DVC as Social House Chairperson. The
Walter Riggins Memorial award, which goes to the outstanding male and female
senior athlete, was awarded to Mark S'ands and Missy Young.
There were many other awards presented for academic and athletic achievement,
including Who's Who Among Students in American Colleges and Universities and
the President's award — to the 1983-84 wrestling team for their impressive winning
record .
The Sydney J. Markovitz Equine Facility was also dedicated — a long awaited ad-
dition to our campus and curriculum. The ceremony went well and my last Founder's
Day will remain a memorable experience.
Dr. Feldstein and Mrs. S\^dr\e\j Markovitz at the dedication of the Equine
Faciliti; held before Founders ' Dai; onS unda\; . Photo Barb Taft
— Traffic Court —
Due to a minor disaster, all the appeal
forms for traffic tickets have been lost
therefore, everyone who has made out
an appeal form will have to make out
another one. This goes for anyone and
everyone who has gotten a ticket that
they think is unjust.
There is only one more traffic court left.
May 8. 12:00 to 1:00 p.m. and 4:00 to
5:(K) p.m.. so get your appeals in.
Appeal forms are available at the Se-
curity Office and must be in a week prior
to the court.
Any questions can be directed to Mr.
Pense. Mrs. Stauring. or Judge John
Gra^ul You may chose to do it now or
pay for it later
Dr. West delioering his acceptance speech.
Photo, Mel Balliet
Carl Vivaldi after receiving the
Founders' Das! Award.
Photo Barb Taft
Fascinating Facts
by Gary Mitkowski
* In Japan there is a deadly martial art,
called tessenjutsu based solely on the use
of a fan.
* Louis XIV owned 413 beds. (Think
about that one.)
•k The fear of beds is called clinophobia.
ir One-fourth of the world's population
lives on less than $200.00 a year. Ninety
million people survive on less than $75.00
a year.
* The jaws of African fire ants are used
as sutures for wounds in parts of South
Africa. After an operation is performed,
an ant is allowed to bite into the two flaps
of skin along the line of the incision. The
ant's body is then twisted off. leaving the
head with its mandible locked into the
skin like a stitch.
Take a close /oo/t What is different
in this photo'^
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Dear Editors
Thank you all so much for your ad-
vertising support of the library used book
sale. It was an unqualified success. We
had a lobby full of students anxiously
waiting for the 10:00 a.m. opening, and
happily observed that our satisfied cus-
tomers had spread the word around cam-
pus urging their friends to stop by and
look at our offerings. We have tried to
keep sale prices low so that books are af-
fordable to students; also, because we
want the books sold to people who will
read and enjoy them. Thanks again to
you and all the students who attended
the sale.
Sincerely,
J. Bitzer,
Librarian
Dear Editors
This letter concerns a problem that has
existed since I have been here at DVC
and unless something is done, will prob-
ably continue to exist. It has to do with
taking pictures at college functions and
award presentations. It seems that when-
ever there is a function of this type there
are many photographers there to take
pictures but the presenter is always in
such a position that when the recipient
received an award, his/her back is to the
audience making it impossible for the
photographer to get a decent picture.
This problem occurred at the recent
founders Day Ceremony. There were
photographers there from Ram Pages.
Yearbook, school photographers, and
photographers from the local newspaper
along with many proud parents hoping
to get a good picture of their son or
daughter but were unable to get good
pictures because of the fact that they all
had their backs to the camera. The peo-
ple responsible for holding these events
should take into consideration that there
are people out there trying to capture
these events on film and make sure that
these people (presenter and recipient)
are facing forward or at least sideways.
We school photographers are trying our
best to capture these events and make
them lasting memories but we need the
cooperation of the people involved to
make this possible. Hopefully this letter
will make the problem known and some-
thing can be done about it in the near
future, like before graduation. After all.
we're doing this for the students and the
^hool.
Sincerely,
Trying to get a good picture
PS. If you have any possible solutions to
this problem, please feel free to respond.
Address responses to Dear Editors, Raw
Pages. Box 988.
Goal Still Not Met
in Spring Bloodmohile
Many thanks to all of you who made
an effort to help us reach our goal of 200.
172 persons signed up to give; of this
number 13 were rejected, giving us a total
of 159 donors accepted.
it was a pleasure to hold the bloodmo-
hile in our Student Center — All Purpoav;
Room with all needs met. Special thanks
to Ms. Steuben and her staff, all the work
that went along with setting up and also
for making the arrangements for provid-
ing the free Pepsi and the prizes from the
student store for drawing.
Prizes were won by: John Herring, Ron
Dingle, William Hoffman Lisa Pfeiffer,
and Al Colombo.
Those awarded pins for legal donors
were: Brian Hautau, Robert Laubach.
Robert Faust, David Crater, Robert Bp-
dine, Donald Slater, Gary Post. Nick
Place. Nancy Herstine. Susan Krabisch,
Brad Hershey. Edward Schroetter. Cindy
Hingst. and Chris Reilly. A two gallons
award went to Rodney Gilbert.
A big thanks to all of you for this gift
which only you can give and in many in-
stances may mean the difference between
life or death. The tentative date for the
next bloodmobile is Wednesday. Novem-
ber 28. 1984.
Should any of you who may have
missed this bloodmobile and would like
to give locally before the end of school,
there is a bloodmobile Tuesday. May 8 at
Salem UCC in Doylestown. PA. See Mrs.
Cornell for details.
Thanks to all who gave and helped.
A.P.O.
Mrs. Cornell
CAMPUS COMMENT
by Gary Mitkowski
When I visited DVC during my incom-
ing Freshmen year. 1 arrived the week
before A-Day. I just couldn't believe how
beautiful the campus really looked. 1 was
definitely amazed. As a result. DVC be-
came my choice for undergraduate study.
However, over the last two years, I have
watched DVC tum into a dump. Presently
1 think campus looks pitiful. One would
have to be blind not to see papers and
cans blowing across campus or piling up
in some sunken spot. This is definitely
the students' fault. I hate to see campus
this way. I'm sure others agree. It would
be such an outstanding place if it were to
stay clean. Campus clean-ups are good,
but not sufficient all year round. I'm sure
the school could hire some old man to
walk around and pick up after slobs, but
all it takes from the students is a little re-
spect and a touch of care.
Mondale Beats Hart
NOT AT DVC!
By Ed Wengryn
During the Pennsylvania primary on
Tuesday Ram Pages set out to find out
how the students of Del Val would vote.
The results were surprising to say the
least.
Across the state on the Democratic
ticket Walter Mondale took 45% of the -
vote. Senator Gary Hart 33%. and Jesse
Jackson 20% . The win for Mondale was ,
if ■
expected in Pennsylvania and Hart con-
ceded by 3:00 p.m. On the Republican
ticket. President Reagan ran unopposed
and recieved all of his party delegates.
In Bucks,County. the story was a littk^
different, as Senator Gary Hart won
most of the votes. One of the few cou i-
ties in the state to be taken by Hart. At
DVC Walter Mondale would not havef
had a chance. Of the students that voted
Democratic. 70% voted for Senator Hart
only 20% for Mondale. and 10% for
Rev. Jackson.
But for Del Val that was not the only
election of the day on an overall scale of
who you would vote for for president.
President Reagan was the big winner
with 44% of the DVC vote to Hart's 36%.
Mondale's 10%. and Jackson's 7% with
2% voting other or undecided. The most
difficult and surprising thing that this
reporter had to put up with was the lack
of knowledge of the candidates; people
would not vote in the poll because they
did not know who the candidates were.
For those people I feel sorry. Walter
Mondale was Vice-President to Jimmy
Carter in 1976. Senator Gary Hart is the
man who upset Mondale's campaign
winning prime states in the New England
area. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is
noted for his achievement in bringing an
American hostage home from Syria.
What is even more pitiful is the fact that
most pole takers were undecided as to
whether President Reagan had performed
a sufficient job. This country is ours. Let's
not blow it. read a paper, watch the
news, get involved in the world around
you. DVC is nothing like the real world.
WAKE UP!
DINING OUT
Attention seafood lovers! How long
has it been since you were able to "pig
out" on all the seafood you could eat for
less than $20.00? My guest^and I were
able to enjoy this pleasure recently at
The Boston Sea Party on Route 611 in
Willow Grove. Pa.
Stepping through the door of the Bos-
ton Sea Party, you enter a pleasurable
rustic New England setting. You are then
seated and your waitress, dressed in ap-
SPRING CONCERT '84
propriate garb, explains the menu options;
The Sea Party sports the usual entree
menu of a seafood restaurant including
prime rih. New Yotk strip steak, steak
and lobster tail, stuffed sole. etc.. with
all entrees priced between $8.95 and
$15.95. The highlight of our ''Celebra-
tion of Seafood" was the Boston Sea
Party Banquet which is all you can eat
from the Chowder Bar which offered
Boston clam chowder and soup du jour,
the Salad Pier which contained every-
thing imaginable to create your own
salad masterpiece, the Cold Seafood
Pier where you can hejp yourself to all
the oysters on the half shell, damson the
half shell, shrimp, caviar, marinated her-
rin^^. and smoked salmon you want, and
finally the Hot Seafood Pier which my
guest and I found the best of all This pier
consists of spiced shrimp, baked scrod.
steamed snow crab legs, seafood creole.
mussels in herb butter, scallops poulette.
steamed clams, seafood quiche, barbe-
cued ribs, corn on the cob. and rice pilaf.
You can indulge in these piers and the
Chowder Bar for only $16.95 per per-
son . If you prefer you can purchase just
the Banquet or you can purchase the
Banquet and the entree in which case
the price of the Banquet drops to $12.95
plus the price of the entree.
My guest and I highly recommend this
dining experience but a word of caution:
the Banquet is so delicious that by the
time your entree arrives you are so full
that you can't eat it all We dined on en-
trees of prime rib and stuffed sole that
were very delicious and the size of the
portions are well worth the price.
If you're looking for a night on the
town by all means consider The Boston
Sea Party. $16.95 for all you can eat
seafood is within reach of almost every
college student. Enjoy!
i
NRBQ
On Sunday, April 15. there will be a
Rhythm and Blues Rock Concert per-
formed by NRBQ. What is NRBQ? Not a
name, it's a license plate — for a band
that's got that under the hood sound,
from rock and roll's cradle days. But
that's now. Who can tell in a couple of
months or years what could be under
the hood? Only NRBQ, the plate, is per-
manent. Who is NRBQ? Five guys who
cat a lot of peanut butter, drink a lot of
RC colas, and play a lot of joyous music.
They're known for their eclecticism — in
one set they'll run a music gamut from
the Coaster to Sunny Rollins. But they're
best known for their brand of Rock and
Roll. Such recordings as "Riding in My
Car." "Shake, Rattle, and Roll," and
"Get Rhythm " to name a few. Tickets
are on sale in the Dean's Office:
Students - $2.00
V vjGeneral Admission — $5.0()
-The place is the James Work Gym-
nasium. Concert time will be 9:30 p.m.
You may also purchase tickets at the
door.
Concert to be held at
DVC - Sunday, April 15
Chip Franklin at last Tuescla\^'s
coffeehouse in the Student Center.
Old Testament Tale Rejoices
on City Line Stage
[. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor
Dreomcoat opens April 18 at the City
Line Dinner Theatre,
This favorite Old Testament tale of
Joseph and the coat of many colors
comes alive in a kaleidoscope oT song
and dance written by Andrew Lloyd
Webber and Tim Rice, the creators of
Evita. Jesus Christ Superstar, and Cats.
With a musical score which varies
from country and western thro;.qh pure
Elvis with soft shoe and vaudeville
cleverly included, this fun filled and
vibrant musical is certain to be a hit with
the entire family.
Shows: Tuesday-Saturday 8 p.m. cur-
tain, 6 p.m. dinner: Sunday 7 p.m. cur-
tain. 5:.3() dinner Matinees: Wednesday
& Saturday 1 p.m. curtain. 11:30 a.m.
dinner. Sunday 2 p.m. curtain. 12:30
p.m dinner. Rates include full buffet
Discounts for groups and organiza
tions. For additional information call
879-4(XX). City Line Dinner Theatre.
42(K) City Line Avenue. Philadelphia.
PA.
LECTURE:
Agriculture in Southeast Asia
Dr. Walter Coward. Class of 1959. at
present. Professor of Rural Sociology at
Cornell University, will give a lecture on
Agriculture in Southeast Asia
The presentation will take place on
Tuesday. April 24, 1984 at 9:50a.m. in
Room 113. Feldman Agriculture Building.
Faculty and students are cordially in-
vited to attend .
Chip Franklin
by Jean Meyer
Chip Franklin returned to the stage at
Del Val last Tuesday night to perform
another fantastic show. Chip is a com-
bination of a singer and comedian and
combines his talents to perform an ex-
cellent show.
Chip opened his show with an imita-
tion of Michael Jackson and then began
to talk to his small audience. A talented
singer. Chip performed his own medley
of songs for the audience. His other
talents showed when he did impressions.
The best impression of the night was
Elvis in the grave.
Overall, the show was a great success
and I hope to see Chip Franklin next
year.
Reptile World Coming
to Delaware Valley College
Michael Shwedick's Reptile World will
be coming to Delaware Valley College
for a performance Monday. April 16 at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center.
Among the live reptiles featured in the
presentation will be members of the
crocodilian family (a rare American
crocodile and an American alligator),
constrictors (boa and pythons) , pit vipers
(rattlesnakes and copperheads), lizards
(South American green iguana and the
world's only venemous lizards, the gila
monster and Mexican beaded lizard). A
South American yellow-footed tortoise
and an Asian cobra are also featured in
the show.
Aside from discussions on the specific
animals being handled. Reptile World
will also highlight aspects and problems
of reptilian existence in our world today.
Topics such as general characteristics,
habitat, the roles of reptiles in the balance
of nature, their present status in the
world today, husbandry, conservation,
and reptiles" relative value to man are all
featured .
Ram Pages Announces:
i The next issue of Ram Pages will be
the special A-Day edition on April 28th.
Included in this issue will be A-Day, Su-
perstars, Senior Spotlight, Year in Review,
and Sports in Review as well as the regu-
lar features. Anyone wishing to contribute
to this issue is reminded that the deadline
for material is Monday, April 16th.
Rocky Horror:
A tribute to Brad and Janet
by Bill Rein
Midnight strikes as one of those hours
when only the crazies dare venture out of
house and dorm, and there seems to be
'harp increases in their numbers when
it's Friday night. Last Friday was without
exception, except that some more res-
pectable faces, like those of our own Ag-
gies, dragged themselves to the All-
Purpose Room of the Student Center to
join in a local performance of The /?oclcy
Horror Picture Show.
Rock}; Horror has been a perennial
favorite, a freak of nature, and the bane
of movie reviewers, for its almost ten-
year existence.- Some of us never had
the chance to catch it until it came to
DVC. but it seemed that a lot of the
show's followers were armed with
weapon and wor hat have become its
trademark.
Water bottles, wet newspaper, lighters,
and an almost fully memorized script
were on hand for any of us who were not
sure what was going on — and I'm sure it
will take about five more showings for
any newcomer to find that out. The
show's heroine, Janet, is the beloved.
The show's "hero" (as the credits have
him titled). Brad, is the butt of any joke
the audience has well-rehearsed to throw
at him. We're talking about a bunch of
college students speaking irreverently (to
say the least) at a movie screen! Some-
how, following some backwards-type
mid- Western, mid-seventies wedding of
their friends, Janet and Brad find their
way. after professing their own love, to
an ominous-looking "castle" in their
travels on a dark, stormy night. Little did
they know but they had stumbled upon
Dr. Frank N. Furter's Annual Transylva-
nian Convention. You can get the idea
of what might just happen in the ensuing
hour and a half.
Nonetheless, the fifties hon^or movie
spoof (and rock musical, which was born
in the heyday of Alice Cooper and what
some call "Glitter Rock") continues in ut-
ter confusion through a plot which, 1
think, maybe the writers didn't even
understand! Some of the weirdest char-
acters ever invented popped up in Rock^;
Horror, and left an impression — a
lasting impression — on any of those
who stayed awake and stared in shock!
REVIEW:
Christian Stevetis Concert
On Thursday, Aprif 5, the Christian
Fellowship sponsored a concert by the
group Christian Stevens. The group was
led by Mike, Bob, and his wife, Joan, in
which they entertained the audience with
contemporary Christian Rock music.
Some of their songs included, "The
World," "Only Jesus Can," and "Lobster
Man." in spite of the foul weather, there
was a large turnout. Unfortunately, a
large part of the DVC student body missed
out on a good time.
Dr. Zlemer
to Speak at Service
Dr.* Richard Ziemer will be one of
seven speakers at a Good Friday service
of worship to be held at First United
Church of Christ, 4th and Park Avenue.
Quakertown . Time of the service is noon
to 3:00 p.m. on April 20, 1984. Dr.
Ziemer speaks at 2:30 p.m.
Unique Awards Program
for Summer Research
in the Humanities
The National Endowment for the Hu-
manities has announced a unique grants
program for individuate under 21 to spend
a summer carrying out their own non-
credit humanities research projects. The
Younger Scholars Program will award
up to 100 grants nationally for outstand-
ing research and writing projects in such
fields as history, philosophy, and the
study of literature. These projects will be
carried out during the summer of 1985i»
The application deadline is September
15, 1984.
Award recipients will be expected td
work full time for nine weeks during the
summer, researching and writing a hu-
manities paper under the close supervi-
sion of a humanities scholar. Please note
that this is not a financial aid program,
that no academic credit should be sought
for the projects, and that competition for
these grants is rigorous. •'
For guidelines, write to: ", .
Younger Scholars Guidelines CN,'
: Rm426
■ ,7^ The National Endowmeint '"■ \
for the Humanities
Washington, D.C. 20506
Mr. Cowhig lectures on prunir^g
rose bushes at last Saturda^f's 2nd
Home Gardening Expo held at the
college . Photo/ Mel Balliet
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MEN'S TRACK
In their first home meet of the season .
the Aggies dominated Widener and
Swarthmore. grabbing first place finishes
in 15 of 17 events.
The Aggies. Al Benner was spectacu-
lar as he won the 200-meters (22.44).
the 4(X)- meters (50.77). and anchored
both the 4(X)-meter and 1600-meter relay
teams to first place finishes. Brandon
Newell, another of the many bright spots
for the Aggies captured first place finishes
in the long and triple jumps and ran the
second leg of the 400-metcr relay.
The 400- meter relay team of Bruce
Knipe. Newell. Edson Barrett, and Ben-
ner covered the distance in 43.22 while
the 1600-meter team of Barrett, George
Dimitrew. Chip Zen-, and Benner aossed
the line iii3:25.06.
Edson Barrett was the winner of the
IfK)- meter dash, while Dave Glynos cap-
tured second place in the 40O- meters.
Ken McDaid led the way in the 1500-
meters. while Ed Kuri finished second in
the event. The Aggies also finished one-
two in the 5000-meters. as Jeppe Chris-
tiansen finished ahead of Dave Spotts.
♦ Tim Ireland was the winner of the 110-
meter high hurdles while Chip Zerr and
Tyler Smith finished one-two in the 4(X)-
metcr intermediate hurdles. Dave Keich
and Chris Buckley finished first and sec-
Al Benner crosses the finish line
ahead of teammate George Dimitrew
in the 400- meter. Photo MelBalliet
ond in the high jump, both with jumps of
6-6. Also Mark Shoemaker captured a
second place finish in the pole vault for
the Aggies.
TTie weight events were also dominated
by the Aggies. Leading the way was
John Stella with a first in the shot put and
a second place finish in the discus. Steve
Trostle and Jim Flukey captured first
place finishes in the discus and javelin,
respectively, while Jim Bauzon finished
second in both the shot put and the javelin.
The Aggies will travel to Mt. St. Mary's
College in Emmitsburg. Maryland for the
Mason Dixon Relays tomorrow and will
travel to Ursinus College on Tuesday to
face Havcrford and Ursinus.
£m(7 Novak in action against Scranton on Saturda\;.
Photo Mel Balhet
BASEBALL
The Aggies opened their 1984 home
season last weekend with a game against
Swarthmore and a doubleheader again^
Scranton.
- .On Friday the Aggies pounded Swarth-
rnore. 14-6. behind the hot bat of Emil
Novak. Novak went five-for-five at the
plate, including three home runs and a
double, scoring five runs and driving in
six, The Aggies also got home runs from
shortstop Joe Cox. catcher Clay Funk,
and DH. Dave Nargoski. Righthander
Bob McEvoy gave up only three hits in
seven innings for the win. while Joe
Stevenson finished up with two innings
of strong relief.
In the first game of Saturday's twinbill,
the Aggies came up with a big five run
rally in the bottom of the seventh to nip
the Royals, 8-7. Dan Porter pitched 2^/3
innings of scoreless relief to pick up the
win. The Aggies got key hits in the seventh
from left fielder. Joe Seigenfuse and first
baseman. John Spevak.
In the second game against Scranton,
Emil Novak and T6m O'Neill stroked
two-run doubles to highlight a five-run
first inning for the Aggies, but the Royals
came back to take a 7-5 victory. Mark
Rother started on the mound for the Ag-
gies and was charged with all seven runs.
Dave Nargoski replaced Rother and hurled
three innings of scoreless relief.
Coach Frank Wolfgang is very happy
with where the Aggies are this early in
the season. "It was really nice to see us
come back like we did against Scranton
in the first game." said Wolfgang. "And
we really hit the ball well against Swarth-
more . Our pitching has been fairly strong
and our defense has been sound."
The Aggies will host Wilkes College
tomorrow at 1:00 p.m. and will host
Kings College on Tuesday
LACROSSE:
DVC Knocks Down Temple
Paul Mosey erupted with five goals to
lead the way as DVC soundly defeated
Temple 14-3.
A fine spring day brought the crowd
out to watch as Ted Mellor. Ed Draper,
and Chris Kelly each added two goals
and Doug Johnstone. Marty McMahon.
and Drew Larson each connected with
one. Temple has yet to beat DVC in the
three times they've faced off against each
other.
Gaining early control of the ball. DVC
wasted no time in securing a 5-2 half-
time advantage The second half saw a
virtual bandage of shots on the Temple
goalie, while a fine performance by the
DVC defense limited the Temple attack
and goalie Ralph Novi stopped 18 shots.
DVC is now 1-1 for the season with
their next game tomorrow at Ursinus
College (1:00 p.m.). The next DVC
home game is Thursday, April 26th
against East Stroudsburg (3:30 p.m.).
SOFTBALL
The Lady Aggies opened their 1984
season last week and now possess a 3-1
overall record (M in the MAC).
The Aggies opened the year with a
doubleheader against MAC opponent.
Upsala. In the first game, Upsala got four
runs in the first inning and went on to
defeat the Aggies 5-1. With the score
tied at three, in the seventh inning of the
second game, Vicki Keener doubled and
then moved to third on an en-or. Michele
Heffner then scored Keener on a suicide
bunt to give the Aggies a 4-3 victory.
Carol Serik went the distance for the
Aggies.
The Aggies" next game was a 5- 1 vic-
tory over Penn State Ogontz. Serik again
went the distance for the Aggies. On
Monday, the Aggies traveled to Allen -
town where they used 13 hits to defeat
the Centars 6-5. The Aggies, trailing 5-4
going into the sixth, got a double from
Vicki Keener and a single from Chris
Van Arsdalen to tie the score before a
single by Robin Shoup would put the
Aggies on top. Michele Fon^ gave up
nine hits and three earned runs in going
the distance. The Aggies got two hits
from each Carol Serik. Barb Klouser.
Robin Shoup. Vicki Keener, and Chris
Van Arsdalen in the victory.
The Lady Aggies will travel to Drew
tomorrow but will return home to face
Muhlenberg on Wednesday. They will
again take to the road on Thursday
when they will face Moravian.
GOLF
The golf team evened their record.
1 - 1 . with a 443-465 victory over Upsala
on Monday.
The Aggies were led by John Donatelli
who shot an 82. Greg Hoffstetter was
next for the Aggies with an 84 while Dan
Lynch (90). Tim Sitarik (93). and Jim
Sturm (94) rounded out the Aggie lineup
The Aggies will have a home match
on Wednesday against Muhlenberg and
Albright.
Hospital Run
Registration Forms
Registration forms for the annual
Grand View Hospital Lawn Fete Run are
available.
The event will be held June 16. starting
at 10 a.m., rain or shine, according to
race chairman Judy Rising. She and the
Pennridge Chamber of Commerce have
the entry forms.
The registration fees for the 5.4 mile
run are $4.50. prior to June 9. and $6.(X)
the day of the event. The first 200 runners
to complete the course will receive a
commemorative T-shirt, compliments of
the race sponsor. Union National Bank
of Souderton.
The age groups for both men and
women are 18 and under; 19-29: 30-39;
40-49; and 50 and older. The run starts
and finishes on the hospital grounds. A
Equestrian Team News
by Cindy Sharpe
Sunday. April 8th, the equestrian
team showed at Timber Edge Farm,
sponsored by Princeton. It was a
beautiful day to show, and the results
proved it:
Name
Place
Class
Leslie Ward
5th
Open Flat
Robin Crawford
2nd
Open Fences
Robin Crawford
4th
Open Flat
Darleen Cemohorskv
4th
Int Flat
Cherie Day
Isl
Int Fences
Claudia Krcbs
5th
Open Fences
Kris Dfmoroly
6th
Nov Fences
Kathy Gill
6th
Nov Fences
John Mefora
5th
Adv W/T
Melanie O'Neill
1st
Adv W/T
Cynthia Hardesfy
4th
Nov Flat
Pam Hojnowski
4th
Adv W/T
Robin Ebberts
2nd
Int Flat
fk)b Jones
4th
Bey W/T
Sandy Ingraham
4th
Adv W/T/C
Jenny McElroy
4th
Adv W/T/C
The treat of the day was when our
"pony woman," senior Kathy Gill, rode
in the captains class. This time it was
musical plates, Kathy did not win, but
she will leave us with a memorable ex-
p>erience. DVC was reserve high point
team for the day.
This Sunday the 15th the people who
have earned 22 points will be traveling to
regionals in Philadelphia. To the people '^
who are going to regionals — Good luck
and go for it!
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Paul Mosey ^ores one of his five goals against Temple on Sunday.
Photo/Mel BalHet
'map of the course will be provided for
registrants.
All proceeds from the race benefit the
non-profit health care facility through the*
1984 Lawn Fete committee and the
Grand View Hospital Auxiliary.
• Contact run chairman Rising by tele-
phone at 257-8326. Her mail address is
599 Diamond Street. Sellersville. PA
18960. The chamber office is located at
524 Market Street. Perkasie, PA 18944.
The telephone number there is 257-5390.
The hospital public affairs office also
has registration forms and race informa-
tion. The address there is Grand View
Hospital, 700 Lawn Avenue. Sellers-
ville. PA. The telephone number is
2.57.3611, extension 4699.
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Mer
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickett
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing,
Jean Meyer, Jamie Beck.
Bill Rein, Gary Mitkowski,
Leslie Blatt, Edward Wengryn,
Robert O'Connor. Paul Caruso
Photographers Shari Kindig, Mel Balliet
Barb Taft, Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making, write P.O.
Box 988."
IM13WS12® Vsiiin(g^ (g®fln(gg(§
Vol. XVIII. No. 25
Saturday. April 28. 1984
NOTICE Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
A-Day pg 1
Editorial Comment pg 2
Senior Spotlight pg 2-3
Year In Review pg 4-5
Sports In Review pg 6
This Week's News pg 7
This Week's Sports pg 8
Beat Wishes to All SeniorsI
A-DAY '84
by G. Todd
The visual changes begin early in the
week, although the plans were developed
well in advance and much work was
done in preparation. While not studying
for exams or working on term papers,
the students, with the help of others,
transform the college campus into a fair-
grounds. Holding-pens are constructed
to display sheep, pigs, and calves; a big-
top tent is erected as a show ring for
livestock judging; food booths appear of-
fering a range of tastes from pizza and
cotton candy to milkshakes and ice
cream. The gymnasium is changed into
a flower show and classrooms become
exhibfts and displays prepared by various
clubs.
The pace hastens as the week grows
old and by the weekend the results are
seen: a two-day open house held rain or
shine at the area which serves as DVC
campus for the remainder of the year.
A- Day (standing for Agriculture Day)
is now in its 36th year and has changed
and grown tremendously since the first
A-Day was held at the National Farm
School in 1949. Since its creation.
A-Day has remained a project under-
taken by student volunteers. The con-
cept of A-Day was entirely developed by
the students and is still a student-
sponsored event operated under one
unified budget. Depending mostly on the
weather, this two-day exposition, held
on April 28th and 29th from 9 a.m. to 5
p.m. both days, will attract between 30
and 50 thousand visitors to the campus
and offers something for everyone.
Exhibits relating to the various course
offerings of the college are prepared.
Livestock are displayed and judged. A
horse show and small animal laboratory
exhibit provide more interest for the
animal lovers.
In addition to the flower show, the Or-
namental Horiculture Department pre-
sents a greenhouse display and offers for
sale, plants, bulbs, and other items for
the home garden.
One of the most entertaining exhibits is
the honey bee exhibit where care and
products are demonstrated . An art show
and photography show are also part of
the offerings.
Food stands are available to satisfy
your hunger and a chicken barbecue is
presented by the Food Industry mem-
bers. Hay and pony rides are another
option for the young. And for those feel-
ing competitive, log sawing, pie eating,
canoe jousting, and milking competition
contests will be held . Band and Chorale
concerts as well as a Drama Club pro-
duction will further entertain visitors.
It is hoped that the efforts of this year's
students will make this A-Day a most en-
joyable weekend. It is a fun time for the
entire family and provides a special en-
vironment for an outdoor weekend.
Dr. John Mertz Named
Academic Dean at DVC
Dr John Mertz has been appointed
Dean of Academic Affairs at DVC. Presi-
dent Joshua Feldstein announced April
12.
Dr. Mertz had been serving as Acting
Dean for Academic Affairs since August
15. 1983. The position became open
when Dr. Clinton Blackmon elected to
step down to devote more time to
teaching.
Dr. Mertz was one of 44 candidates
from across the nation to be considered
for the position by the College's search
committee.
'Tm delighted that I was chosen by the
committee." said Dean Mertz, 43. "1 cer-
tainly view this as a challenge. Having
recently passed through the Middle States
evaluation we got a good chance to see
how we perceive ourselves and how
other perceive us. Hopefully, we can
spring forward using that information."
Dr. Mertz. who served as an Associate
Dean for two years and an Assistant
Dean for one year, was instrumental in
developing the College's two newest ma-
jors. Agribusiness was added to the cur-
ricula in the fall of 1983 while Computer
Information Systems Management will
go on line in the fall of 1984, bringing to
1 1 the total number of majors offered by
the College.
As Dean of Academic Affairs. Dr.
Mertz will be responsible for teaching
assignments, developing academic pro-
grams, employment of new faculty
members, and faculty evaluation, among
other duties.
Photo MelBalliet
"Now that things are settled I'd like to
undertake more long-term efforts." said
Dean Mertz. "I'm particularly anxious to
see our new majors (Agribusiness and
CISM) get off the ground."
Dean Mertz also indicated he is look-
ing forward to developing a Masters pro-
gram in Agriculture some time in the
near future.
John Mertz was graduated from DVC
in 1%2 with a Bachelor of Science
degree in Biology He went on to earn
his Masters degree in Zoology from the
University of Illinois in 1964 and his
Ph.D. in Zoology from the same institu-
tion in 1967.
1984 Horticulture
Society Scholarship
The second annual Horticulture
Society Scholarship was awarded to Jim
Abma Thursday night at the Society's
Spring Banquet. Recipients of this award
must be a society member, sophomore
or junior, have a good academic average
and participate in college and society ac-
tivities. A committee of three society ad-
visors and four fellow members reviewed
the applicants and choose the winner.
Congratulations Jim on a job well done!
Other awards presented at this time
were:
Outstanding Senior
H. Bruce Hellerick
Outstanding Junior
Kathleen Herbst
Outstanding Sophomore
Kurt W, Alstede
Officers and committee representatives
were recognized with certificates.
Congratulations to all!
Photo MelBalliet
DVC Faculty and Staff
Members Honored
George F. West. Associate Professor
of Business Administration, was named
the 1984 recipient of the Distinguished
Faculty Member Award at DVC.
West was one of several faculty and
staff members honored by the College
during Founders' Day ceremonies held
in the Student Center April 8.
"It's nice to be recognized for doing
something you like to do." said West, a
resident of Doylestown. "I'm extremely
pleased to receive this award."
West joined the DVC faculty in 1%9
as an Assistant Professor. He has served
as head of the Business Division, the
Business Administration Department,
and as Acting Head of the Agribusiness
Department. West has also been part of
a wide variety of college committees.
West was graduated from Villanova
University in 1962 with a Bachelor of
Science degree in Economics. He went
on to get his MBA in Industrial Relations
from Temple University in 1969.
Before coming to DVC. West taught
at Cardinal Dougherty and West Catho-
lic High Schools in Philadelphia. He was
a founder and charter member of the
American Federation of Teachers Local
1776 there.
Since settling in Doylestown. West has
become active in the Central Bucks
Chamber of Commerce, serving on the
Board of Directors and the Executive
Committee.
West was one of six faculty members
nominated by their department for the
Distinguished Faculty Member Award.
The others were Ronald E. Johnson
(Biology), Dr. Charles W. Weber
cont'd on pg. 7. col. 4
Photo/ Mel Balliet
DVC Wins
Ambassador Award
The Central Bucks Chamber of Com-
merce presented this year's awards for
business and community service on Sat-
urday, April 14 and among the recipients
was Delaware Valley College. The col-
lege was represented by Dr. Arthur Wolf
and Dr. and Mrs. Joshua Feldstein.
The award received by the college was
the Ambassador of Bucks County Award
and was accepted by Dr. Feldstein on
behalf of the school. Upon acceptance of
the award. Dr. Feldstein said. "We owe
our presence to those who have labored
in the past — extraordinary people who
joined hands to move onward, always
onward, always progress."
This Week on
Campus
by Leslie E Blatt
SATURDAY. APRIL 28 &
SUNDAY. APRIL 29 -
A-Day, 9 a.m -5 p m. both days
MONDAY, APRIL 30 -
Baseball (A) vs. Allentown. 3 p.m
3
TUESDAY. NAY 1 -
What's better than one ctrffeehouae? ♦
TWO COFFEEHOUSES - Jay Smar «
from 11 a.m.-l p.m. in the Feldstein .^
Campus Court and Linda EUack at 9 ^
p.m. in the Student Center.
WEDNESDAY. MAY 2 -
DVC goes to the Vet to see the PI
un aqain^t Montreal
m
THURSDAY. NAY 3 -
Corrw out to see the movw 48 HouriW
8 p.m in the ^denl Center Ad mis-
ston K only $1.00.
ALSO . DTA Speaker Dr Curtis - ♦
wMch for furttier inform^ion
dl
4
HUDAY. NAY 4 -
Let's all begin our 1^ week«xl befoie
flnak at DVC's Vkieo D^u^ from 9
p.m 1 am
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4
Retrospectively
An Editorial by G. Todd
I guess we've all got it to some degree
— or at lease we're getting it. But it's a
strange sensation because you don't
know you've got it until after you've had
it. What is it? The DVC exj^erience.
I believe it all started with a letter of ac-
ceptance from DVC's Admission's Of-
fice. Sure, we'd all read about the college
and the "DVC experience" in pamphlets
and brochures from the college but what
\-Avas it? It took four years to find out, and
then once you knew what it was, it was
over.
Let me recap some highlights.
Freshman orientation — now that was
an experience within itself. There you
were, scared to death, but not letting
everyone else see that side of you, with
these total strangers (who felt just like
you did but didn't let onto the fact) on a
bus going from site to site as an upper-
classman tour guide rambled on as to
%yhat farm you were visiting and what the
land was used for and what classes you'd
have there, etc. You struggled through
the remainder of the orientation proce-
dure and it was just that, a procedure —
the first of many. My personal impres-
sion, one that has remained with me
through the past four years here, was
that unless you entered a room with a
pen or pencil you might as well not be
there. As freshmen, it was an experi-
ence: as upperclassmen, it was some-
thing to look back on each fall and
remember, turn the other way and grin
— (a necessary torture?)
Next comes Parent's Day. This is an
annual event that is held so that every-
one cleans their rooms and makes their
habitations presentable.
October is a busy month for it also
brings Homecoming. Here we find who
the dedicated workers are. They are the
students who work on the floats until
completion and then catch an hour's
sleep and they're off to the parade. The
day is filled by the parade and sports
games and as we grow from freshmen to
seniors we find ourselves knowing more
and more alumni and look forward to
this weekend. We then realize how
quickly we become one of the alumni.
Thanksgiving break always seems to
arrive just when you thought the dining
hall food was beginning to improV^L;You
feast at home, return, and realizelhat
such an observation is a fallacy.
Finals appear — the harbinger of the
semester's end. Even with the Thanks-
giving break, finals and the accompany-
ing tension and short-tempcredness pre-
pare all for a very long vacation from
DVC. You go home and are placed into
the whirlwind of last minute shoppers —
Christmas comes and you can take a
deep breath at last and relax.
Then January arrives, boredom sets in
and you even look forward to registra-
tion. The semester begins and you are
back in the swing of things in a short
time.
February is a great time for the unex-
pected, Valentine's Day arrives and who
knows what might happen if you're hit by
Cupid's arrow. Many glittering white
rocks always appear. Glittery and white
snow. That seems to have a way of ap-
pearing very often at this time too. How
many times did you take bets that school
would be cancelled, slept in for a
change, and then discover that everyone
else pulled on their boots and slipped to
class?
March is always a hectic month, being
filled with more activities, mid-terms,
spring break, and the first dinner dances
of the year. Field trips are often found
occurring also. The month breezes by
and before you know it you are thrown
into April Fool's Day.
Then the banquets start and are a
welcomed relief from the dining hall
food . Those who really get involved find
that they never have to eat at Levin's
Hall anymore for there are banquets for
EVERYTHING, clubs. R.A.'s. commit-
tees, etc.
And soon the warm weather sets in
and you find DVC taking it off and sur»?
ning. The banks of Archer as well as the
lawn area outside the dorms are soon
adorned with sunbathers and the air is
filled with the scent of suntan oil and the
sound of music from portable radios or
speakers in dorm room windows.
The month is a busy one being blessed
with Founders' Day on one weekend.
Superstars on another, usually Easter on
another, and summed up by A-D,ay on
yet another — (are we out of weekends
yet?)
Then May arrives and you only have
time to turn around to face finals and
then graduation . You look back on your
first year, your first two years, then three
years, and then on your college days as a
whole and wonder where the time went.
Remember when you "discovered"
Lake Archer, then Lake Galena? How
many times did you complain about your
roommate but then have no one to do
something with when you were there for
a weekend alone? And the parties — the
impromptu ones and the ones that were
weeks in the planning. And what to do
on a Sunday afternoon — Montgomery-
ville Mall, New Hope. Peddler's Village,^
the Mart, the Barn, the bowling alley —
we all managed to fill the time and enjoy
ourselves. And NBl, a great place to
celebrate a 21st or celebrate after
seminar. And after your 21st birthday,
how many of the area bars did you
discover?
Of course, there were the endless
hours that we spent in the library, study-
ing and working on research papers and
seminar. Will we remember? Barbra
Streisand has the answer when she sings
". . . it's the laughter we will remember,
whenever we remember the way we
were." DVC will be missed by its alumni.
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
Ronald Alexander — Ron is
a Horticulture major from Phil-
adelphia. PA. He is listed in
Who's Who Among Students
in American Universities and
Colleges as well as being a
member of DTA. the Horticul-
ture Society, the College Food
Committee, Co-chairman for
one year, a Student Government Rep. and Vice
President of Student Government. He was Presi-
dent of Inter Club Council for one year and
developed the ICC. Scholarship which will start
next year Ron was chairperson of the Senior Class
Tnp Committee for two years and was also involved
on the Board of Trustees Student Life Committee.
He was a member on the committee to choose the
Distinguished Faculty Award for two years and was
a member of the Class of 1984 Scholarship Fund
Committee during his senior year Ron was active
in football. Softball, and volleyball for much of his
college career.
Ron plans a career in marketing and sales of agri-
cultural products, a career in which he can apply all
of his experience as orchardsman, landscape assis-
tant, and with his PA Department of Agriculture
Pesticide License and Permit.
Thomas M. Benusa — An
Agronomy major from Verona.
PA.. Tom has been active in
Student Government, as a So-
cial House Rep . and as the
N AC A Convention Rep
for DVC He has also par-
ticipated in our Chorale
In sports. Tom has been in
intramural football, volleyball, floor hockey, basket-
ball, and Softball
Tom has been selected for listing in IVho s Who
James M. Burns, Jr. - Jim
is a graduating senior majoring
in Biology. Originally a Market-
ing major at St. Joseph's Uni-
versity, Jim transferred to DVC
in the fall of 1981 As a com-
r^juter. Jim SF>cnds most of his
free time off campus holding
down a job in order to meet the
college's financial demands Nevertheless, he has
attained a high academic standing, currently with a
cumulative grade point average of 4.0. Jim has also
received the Academic Achievement Award from
ttie college in 1%2, 83, and 84. In addition, Jim
was named to The National Dean's LM in 1982
and 83.
Jim's future plans include entering graduate
school, ^udying in the fiekd of Immunology, in
preparation for a career in research and teaching.
Ed ChroacinakI — In his four
years here. Ed has been in-
volved with two clubs. He was
active in the Chess Club his first
two years and has been very
actively involved with the
Biology Club all four years dur-
ing which he was A- Day Rep. ,
Vice-President, and President
of the club Athletically, he was active in four in-
tramurals for four years — football, floor hockey,
volleyball, and basketball Ed 'has also played varsi-
ty baseball for four years and will receive his fourth
letter at the end of this season Academically, he
has been on The Dean's List for seven semesters
and has been selected for publication in The Na-
tional Dean's List three times Ed has also been
selected for publication in Who's Who. During the
summer months he worked full time during the day
and then coached a little league baseball team
when he was not playing a game.
Beth Claypoole - Beth,
who is from Cranford. N.J., is
an Animal Husbandry major
who is a member of Who's
Who She was a Student
Government Social House
Rep. 1980-81, ICC Vice-
President 1983-84, and an
R.A from 1981-84 with which
she was a member of both the Resident Selection
Committee and RAEC these past two semesters
Beth has been an active member of Block and Bri-
dle, Intercollegiate Livestock Judging Team,
ST. FA, and 4-H where she held the offices of
Secretary and President She has also been Renew
Moderator at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel.
Beth's future plans include the Master's program
at University of Maryland in Rumincnt Nutrition
with thesis employment at Bettsville Agricultural
Research Center
MaHlda H. Docalovich -
Tillie is our recognizable Class
Senate Rep and Varaty Cheer-
leading Captain who has been
listed in Who's Who A Food
Industry major, she not only
has been treasurer of the F.I.
Club, Gleaner Rep , and R.A.,
but Tillie has been affiliated
with International Food Technokigy and has wwked
extensively in horticulture, especially with her work
in the Benjamin Franklin Partnership Research
Project in Hydroponics Analysis
Tillie hopes to apply her background in chemistry,
miCTobiokjgy, and practical food processing tech-
nique in a position of quality control or product
development.
Robert Erlemeier — Rob is a
Food Industry major from Spring
Grove. PA He is a member of
DTA and is currently President
of the Food Industry Club and
is also the A -Day Rep for the
club. He was a member of the
Adventure Club his freshman
and sophomore years, serving
as ICC. Rep. freshman year He received the
Class of '77 Recognition Award last year. During
his freshman year he ran track and served as Assis-
tant Swim Coach at C B West Rob also partici-
pated in SuF>erstars his sophomore and junior
years, serving as an official his senior year He hat
also played intramural hockey and Softball for three
years and basketball for four years His interests in-
clude biking, running, swimming, and racquetball.
Carolyn Falkowski is an
Animal Husbandry major who
has been involved in the Block
and Bridle Club for four years.
She was an active member of
FFA, and was President for
two years. Carolyn also was a
member of DTA, where she
was Treasurer for two years.
Other activities include: Lab Animal Club, Equine
Club, College Drill Team, and also the Floral Socie
ty. Carolyn was listed in Who's Who and has been
on The Dean's List.
Carolyn's future plans include travel to New
Zealand to observe agricultural production in
another culture She also hopes to get involved in
agricultural education.
Robert Faust has been very
active in sports during his four
years here at DVC Robert was
a member of the ctoss country
team and the track team He
has also been involved in intra-
mural volleyball, basketball,
and Softball Bob was Secretary
of his class in his junior year
He has been a member of the Biobgy Club for the
last three years The highlight of Bob's senior year
was being named to Who's Who
Janet L. Graham - Janet is
an Agronomy major from
Chen^ Hill. N.J. She has
made The Dean's List every
semester and received the an
nual Liberal Arts Award Schol-
arship for 1983 for being the
first semester senior with the
highest cum in Liberal Arts
courses. She was a member of the Adventure Club
and participated in Soil Judging and Christian
Fellowship
Janet is engaged to senior Horticulture major
Lawrence Sioma She enjoys fishing, canoeing,
and photography. In June, 1984, she will start
working towards her Master's degree in Plant
3recding at the University of Delaware
Karen Jean Hammer — A
Philadelphia native, Karen ^
an Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscape major who received
the Who's Who Outstanding
Service Award She has been
in the Student Government for
four years as a Social House
Rep and Chairp>€rson. an A-
Day Rower Show Chairperson, and has partici-
pated in the Philadelphia Flower Show Karen has
been a member of the Landscape- Nursery Club
and the Adventure Club She has traveled the US
extensively in her appreciation of hiking, camping,
and backpacking
After graduating, Karen will continue workir>g in
her own business related to landscape design,
maintenance, and planting.
Michael A. Harbold - Mike
is an Agronomy major and a
Business Administration minor
who is in his second year as a
member of the American Soci-
ety of Agronomy. A scholar/
athlete. Mike is a member of
Who's Who. a 2>/2 year R.A
(and Student Government R A
Rep.), and a varsity football player for four years (as
defensive back) He won fir^ prize for his 1982
A Day exhibit on small grains.
In his future, Mike will begin cmpbyment with
Crop Production. Inc . in Newark, N J where he
will apply his experience in ayonomy
Dear Editors,
As seniors, we feel it is necessary to
address the topic of A-Day and the now
ever increasing problems which are asso-
ciated with it. The College catalog says
that A-Day is an annual student-planned
and organized science and agriculture
exposition, requiring many months of
preparation on behalf of the students.
However, over the past four years, we
have noticed that the student participa-
tion which always was lacking has deteri-
orated to an even greater extent.
We believe that the problem is the
result of many factors, the first being a
general feeling of apathy on behalf of
many students toward A-Day in general.
A second reason appears to be a greater
priority to party, which is very obvious by
the large attendance at parties, but the
lack of participation before, during, and
after A-Day. A final reason seems to be a
general lack of support for clubs which in
turn results in a poorer organized, staffed,
and successful event.
It should be understood that the pur-
pose of this letter is not to attack partying
or other activities not directly related to
the big weekend. What we do want to
point out is the misdirection of priorities
and carefree attitudes of many students
toward our College's main community
attraction. Our feelings about this lack of
concern among many of our fellow stu-
dents are of despair, frustration, and to
some extent, anger, particulary because
we know for a fact that for the last couple
of years A-Day has been running on a
significant shortage of student help.
What compounds our frustration farther
is our observation of students' plans and
actions for this weekend. Students' plans
Dear Editor,
We would like to use this space for a
good reason, that being to recognize two
people of the campus family who prob-
ably are not known by many, mainly
because they do not carry heavy titles
nor are usually seen in the lime light.
Editors, we feel the desire to express
our sincere appreciation to Larry and Pat
Lyford who. as the Berkowitz girls know,
are Community Coordinators, and as
Christian Fellowship members know, are
club advisors.
We, as seniors in the fellowship, have
known Larry and Pat for varying time
spans, and have come to know the love,
dedication, sharing, and caring that they
have expressed to anyone in need. Be-
cause we are on our last time around, we
just wish to thank them through this letter
for the patience and never ending help
and encouragement that they have given
to us. as well as many other students
throughout the entire campus. In addi-
tion, we praise the Lord for people like
them, and ask that He continually use
them in a similar, love-filled, and caring
manner that has been demonstrated.
God Bless,
Chuck, Jim. John,
Gary, Sue, Dave,
Steve, Rob, and Fred
An Officer
and a Gentleman
by Jamie Beck
Set in Seattle, Washington, this story
revolves around Zack Mayo (Richard
Gere), a nobody who wants to make
something of himself. He goes to an
Officers' Candidate School so he can fly
jets (as he puts it) . His close friend is por-
trayed by David Keith. Together, they go
through a rigid training program with the
tough drill instructor, played expertly by
Louis Gossett, Jr. Along the way, he
meets and falls in love with Paula (Debra
Winger) , who is one of the local girls.
An Officer and a Gentleman is a
realistic movie that I'm sure everyone
would enjoy, it is full of many varied
emotions and proves that you can win
over any obstacles when you truly
believe in yourself.
for the weekend range from "Nothing,"
to "Going Home," to "Sleeping off the
previous night." Actions of some of
those who do hang around are not much
better, as can be seen by the record
number of sun bathers at the dorm
"beaches," while at the same time
several hundred people stand in line for
food due to help shortages at the food
tents, and thousands of dollars are lost
because no one is willing to help with
parking.
We are in the dark, (as we suspect are
the A-Day committee members who
plan this weekend, many administration
members who have watched A-Day par-
ticipation go down hill over the years,
and probably even many visitors) as to
why very few people want to get involved
with an event like this. Sure, at times it
gets hot, dirty, frustrating, and irritating, '
but we find that planning A-Day, setting
up club exhibits, and working during the
weekend is a blast and a memorable
experience.
Up until this year, A-Day has been
totally student run. Questions persist as
to whether this weekend will be the last
of its kind. It is up to us, the STUDENTS,
to make A-Day work. What are you do-
ing to help?
Sincerely,
Steve Wiley
John B. Herring
Dear Editors
In answer to your recent editorial
regarding the difficulty of taking pictures
at college functions, 1 can offer the
following solution: If you would see me
ahead of a special event, I am sure we •
could arrange to set up a photographer
wherever he or she would like.
Sincerely,
Robert J. Tasker
; Dean of Students
N.R.B. Who?
by Leslie E. Blatt
N.R.B.Q. stands for the New Rhythm
and Blues Quartet plus their sidekicks the
Whole Wheat Horns. This unique '
group, who hails from Saugertus, New
York, plays in clubs along the east coast
in places such as the Chestnut Cabaret in
Philadelphia. N.R.B.Q. made their DVC V
appearance on Sunday, April 15 despite
much apathy from DVC students. Their
performance, which took place in the
James Work gymnasium, was basically a
dance concert. The attendance by DVC
students was pathetic as only 102 tickets
were sold. The majority of the people .
who were there appeared to have a great
time despite the small number in atten-
dance. Thanks go to Social House who
sponsored this event.
MARCUS BROTHERS
by Bill Rein
It had been forecasted to be the abrupt
end of a beautiful week of true spring-
time weather, but Friday the 13th eluded
its traditionally unlucky reputation when
Aaron and Joel Marcus came to the Dr.
Feldstein Campus Court. ^
Cloudy skies parted for most of the
lunchtime hour-and-a-half as the Marcus
Brothers relaxed and entertained the
small crowd reclining on the grass sur-
rounding the Student Center courtyard.
If the weather seemed lifeless, no prob-
lem, with electric guitars in hand, Aaron
and Joel could be heard singing, in their
trademark pure tones of easy listening
music, around this end of DVC in one of
our first outdoor coffeehouses here. It
was somewhat like FM radio in concert.
Their songs included soft rock, some
jazz. folk, and pop music in their own
style. A version of "Light My Fire" may
have rivaled Jose Feliciano's own clear
version that made this tune so popular.
Overall, the Marcus Brothers were a
nice, noiseless breakaway from the usual
lunchtime fare.
Business Faculty Member
Establishes Scholarship
Recently, Delaware Valley College
awarded the Dorothy J. McCool Memo-
rial Scholarship. It is the first business-
faculty sponsored scholarship for Busi-
ness Administration students. The schol-
arship is in the amount of five hundred
dollars and is awarded to the junior
Business Administration student with the
highest academic grade point average at
the end of the junior year fall semester.
The scholarship was established by
Mr. Edward J. McCool, a distinguished
member of the Business Administration
faculty. The scholarship is in memory ol
and named for Mr. McCool's late, bebved
wife. The scholarship represents the Mc-
Cools' idealism and commitment to intel-
lectual and moral excellence. This ideal-
ism advances the virtues of loyalty and
dedication to purpose and mission.
The scholarship recipient for the
1984-85 school year was Mr. Daniel
Glowatski, Business Administration,
Class of 1985. Mr. Glowatski is the per-
sonification of this scholarship and its
idealism.
The College and the Business Admini-
stration Department appreciate and
thank Mr. McCool for his concern,
thoughtfulness, and support which will
benefit present and future Delaware
Valley College students.
DVC Professor Guest Lecturer
at National Seminar
Dr. I. Howard Kahan, Associate Pro-
fessor of Poultry Pathology at Delaware
Valley College was a guest lecturer at the
1984 Mid-Atlantic States Avian Medicine
Seminar held in Atlantic City.
Dr Kahan teamed with Dr. Linda Sil-
verman, a Delaware Valley College
graduate and currently a second year
Resident in Avian Medicine and Patho*
logy at the University of Pennsylvania's
New Bolton Center, for two discussions
and an avian post-mortem lab.
Included among the subjects covered
by Dr. Kahan were the various causes
'and treatments of diseases in backyard
turkey flock and game birds such as
pheasants, partridges, and quail.
In the laboratory portion of the semi-
nar, Dr. Kahan demonstrated proper
techniques for performing autopsies on
various specimens.
Approximately 70 professionals at-
tended the three-day seminar, which
was sponsored by the Pennsylvania Asso-
ciation of Avian Veterinarians.
"I was pleased to be part of such a
prestigious group." said Dr. Kahan. who
is a frequent guest speaker at such
gatherings. "Anytime I have an oppor-
tunity to discuss some of the things we're
doing here at Delaware Valley College I
try to take advantage of it."
The yearly seminar was the fifth of
its kind. The stated purpose of the semi-
nar is to discuss current knowledge con-
cerning science and health for avian
veterinarians.
cont'd from pg. 1
(Chemistry), Larry D. Morris (Dairy
Husbandry), JoAnn N. Roberts (Liberal
Arts), and David E. Benner (Ornamental
Horticulture) .
Dr. Weber did receive the Student
Government Service Award. Dr. Weber
is an Associate Professor of Chemistry.
He is a graduate of the Philadelphia Col-
lege of Pharmacy and Science as well as
the University of Pennsylvania.
Five individuals were honored by the
College with a Ten -Year Service Award
for Trustees. Those recognized were
Harold Cramer, David E. Fisher, Nor-
man Oler, Arthur Poley, and Joseph
Strauss, Jr.
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Awards for Faculty Members were re-
ceived by Donald M. Meyer, Professor of
Liberal Arts and Robert S. Orr, Professor
of Chemistry.
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Awards for Staff Members were received
by H. William Craver, Director of Place-
ment and Walter Gross.
Workshop for Job Hunters
Job hunters will learn techniques for
breaking into the job market in the JOB
SEARCH CAMPAIGN, a week-long
workshop which begins May 14, 1984,
at the Center for Career Services, 1624
Locust Street In the workshop, partici-
pants work intensively on practicing in-
terviews, writing resumes, and learning
how to be creative in finding opportuni-
ties. The seminar, which meets three
hours a day for a week, costs $40. (X).
For more information, call 893-5900.
The Center for Career Services is a
division of the Jewish Employment and
Vocational Service. J.E.V.S. is a con-
stituent of the Federation of Jewish
Agencies and the United Way» . .
CLUB NEWS
Lab Animal Club
The winner of the Lab Animal Club
50/50 raffle was Pat Tokon, who won
$80.
Lab Animal Club meetings are held
the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month
at 6:30 p.m. in the Student Center Cof-
feehouse Room. . :
Equine Club
The Equine Club would like to an-
nounce that Joe Seigenfuse was the win-
ner of their drawing. The prize was a $20
"bunch of munchies." " . ■;
Dear Editors
I would like to commend DVC! The
college's chapel provided the perfect set-
ting for the exchange of wedding vows as
Sherrie Price and Francis Bianco were
married on April 21. The college grounds
were neat and complemented the beauti-
ful ceremony. Most importantly, I feel
that DVC should be thanked for sharing
the campus with its students' social life
and not just their educational time at the
college. Since both Sherrie and Fran are
DVC graduates, the college campus
added the perfect touch for their
wedding.
Sincerely,
Donna Lee Lombardi
Class of '84
Com God, Before and After
Have ifou seen the difference in these two photos? Take a close look at the left
hand. Photo/Ralph Wahl
MEN'S TRACK
by Mel Balliet
First year head coach Jim Eichorn,
who earlier in the season said he was
excited about this team, has found little
reason to do anything but get more ex-
cited as the season progresses.
On April 11th, the Aggies devastated
Moravian 113-25, taking 16 of the 17
events. These first place finishes includ-
ed Edson Banrett (100). Al Benner
(200), Dave Glynos (400), Ken McDaid
(800), Jeppe Christiansen (1500), Ed
Kuri (5000), Dan Glowatski (100-high
hurdles). Chip Zerr (400-intermediate
hurdles) , Brandon Newell (long jump
and triple jump), Chris Buckley and
Dave Keich (high jump, 6 '-7", school
record), Jim Bauzon. (javelin), John
Stella (shotput), and Steve Trostle
Idiscus). The 400-meter relay team of
Keich, Newell, Barrett, and Benner as
well as the 1600-meter team of Barrett,
Glynos, Zerr, and Benner, also got first
place.
The Aggies then traveled to Emmits-
burg, Maryland, for the Mason -Dixon
Relays. A second place finish was
gained by Chip Zerr in the 400-inter-
medlate hurdles, with teammate Tyler
Smith finishing sixth. Jeppe Christian-
sen finished third in the 10,000-metcr
while Steve Trostle was fourth in the
discus. Seventh place finishes went to
Jim Flukey in the javelin, Brandon
Newell in the triple jump, and Ed Kuri in
the 300-meter steeple chase. Ken
McDaid followed Kuri in eighth place,
while Jim Bauzon was eighth in the
javelin.
Against Ursinus and Haverford on
April 17th. the Aggies were again domi-
nant, scoring 95 points to Urinsus' 57
Photo Mel Balliet
BASEBALL
by Mel Balliet . •,
; The Aggies played three doubleheaders
In the past two weeks and posted a 4-2
mark bringing their overall record to 6-3.
On April 11th. the Aggies swept a
twinbill from the Upsala Vikings. In the
first game the Aggies used three runs in
the fifth and added two in the sixth to
come from behind for a 6-3 victory. Ed
Chroscinski went the distance on the
mound. The Aggies fell two runs behind
in the second game but used a nine-run
fifth inning to pull off a 10-3 win. Aggie
'hurler Bob McEvoy threw a two-hitter
and went the distance.
In game one against Wilkes the Aggies
again used a strong fifth inning, scoring
seven times tO' take an 8-5 victory. Joe
Cox with two hits, including a homerun.
GOLF
by Mel Balliet
"A good indication is that our scores
have come down," said first year coach
Al Wilson, who. despite his team's 2-5
record, is very pleased with their progress.
After a weather riddled early season,
the Aggies did have a busy two weeks,
playing three times against five opixs-"
nents. The Aggies dropped a tri-meet
against Ursinus (402) and FDU (418).
shooting 447 before downing Swarth-
more 460-491. The Aggies then lost a
very close meet to Muhlenberg and
Albright. The Aggies finished with a
score of 433, while the Mules scored a
425. and the Lions shot a 430.
John Donatelli and Greg Hoffstetter
have lead the Aggies consistently this
season, but Dan Lynch and Tim Sitarik
have greatly improved.
"We felt a realistic goal for this season
was to finish in the top half of the team's
in the MAC," said Wilson, but as the
team heads to MAC's this weekend,
without two of its top five players (who
are unable to make the trip due to A-Day
commitments), the team will still be look-
ing to give it their best shot. The golf
team contains only three seniors, they
are: Tcxid Hesse. Dave Murphy, and
Scott Timmins.
had four RBl's to lead the Aggies. Emil
Novak got the start on the mound and
went five strong innings before being
relieved by Dan Porter. The Aggies built
an early lead in game two. but an eight-
run fifth by the Colonels lifted them to a
14-8 decision. The Aggies did get two
RBI's from both Tom O'Neill and Dan
Porter in the loss.
: -Then, on April 17th. the Aggies split*
twinbill with Kings. In game one, the on-
ly offense the Aggies could generate was
a solo homerun by Joe Seigenfuse. The
Monarch's three-hit the Aggies and took
a 5-1 decision. A five-run third was all
the Aggies needed in game two as they
went on to a 9-3 victory. Bob McEvoy
again went all the way for the Aggies.
Dave Nargoski with three RBI's and Joe
Seigenfuse with two lead the way.
The Aggies are in action today as they
play a doubleheader at Moravian. They
will finish the season on Monday at
Allentown. The Aggies will be hit hard by
graduation as they lose: Ed Chroscinski.
Cosmo Losco. Clay Funk, John Spevak.
Tom O'Neill, and Joe Seigenfuse.
and Haverford's 29. Chris Buckley set a
new school record as he cleared 6 '-8"
in the high jump for one of the eleven
first place finishes for the Aggies. Other
top finishers for the Aggies included
Tyler Smith (110-high hurdles), Dave
Glynos (400), Edson Banrett (100),
Chip Zerr (400-intermediate hurdles),
Dave Keich (long jump), Brandon
Newell (triple jump) , John Stella (shot-
put) , and Steve Trostle (discus) . Again
the 400-meter relay team (Newell,
Keich, Barrett, and Zerr) and the
1600-meter relay team (Barrett,
Glynos, George Dimitrew, and Smith)
gained first place finishes.
The Aggies are competing at the
Penn Relays this weekend before going
onto the MAC Championships next
weekend. The Aggies will lose Bruce
Knipe, George Dimitrew, Doug Berec-
zki. Ed Kuri, and Steve Trostle to
graduation.
LACROSSE
by Mel Balliet
The DVC Lacrosse Club will be play-
ing the Masters Lacrosse Club on the
DVC soccer field on May 6th.
SOFTBALL
by Mel Balliet ^^;
. The Aggies pushed their overall record
to 7-3 as they finished the two-week
period with a 4-2 mark.
The Aggies banged out 13 hits and got
three runs from Michele Heffner as they
handed Kings a 13-1 defeat in the open-
ing game of a doubleheader. Carol Serik
provided the Aggies with strong pitching.
In the second game. Kings got five runs
in the first inning and went on to win.
The Aggies did use a four-run seventh to
close the gap but the rally fell short. 8-6.
Robin Shoup and Donna Ackerman each
scored twice for the Aggies and four
players had two hits each.
The Lady Aggies then swept a twinbill
from FDU. Taking the first game 6-1 on
the strength of a three-run first inning
and the pitching of Michele Forry.
Michele Heffner and Forry each scored
twice for the Aggies in the contest. A 5-0
victory completed the sweep, as again
the Aggies used a three-run first to bury
the Devils. Carol Serik got her fourth win
of the year as she went the distance for
the Aggies.
On Saturday the Aggies traveled to
Drew where they got three runs in the
first and a four-run explosion in the
seventh to take a 9-1 victory. The Aggies
were led by Carol Serik who got three
hits and scored twice, while notching her
fifth straight win. The Aggies also got
three hits from Vicki Keener and a two-
run performance from Michele Forry.
The Aggies closed the week with a
tough 3-2 loss to Muhlenberg. The Mules
opened a two-run lead in the fourth but
the Aggies with a seventh inning rally
tied the game, sending it into extra in-
nings, only to have Muhlenberg get the
game winner in the ninth.
The Aggies will close out their season
Wednesday against Wilkes. The Lady
Aggies will lose four players to gradua-
tion, they are: Michele Forry, Janice
McNeil. Chris Van Arsdalen. and Sandy
Yerkes.
Photo /Mel Balliet
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WOMEN'S TRACK
by Mel Balliet
The women's track team lifted their
dual-meet record to 3-1 last week with
victories over Moravian and Ursinus.
The Aggies, in their final home meet of
the season, scored 75 points while Ur-
sinus finished with 67 and Moravian with
21.
The Aggies got first place finishes from
Kim Bradshaw in the l(X)-meter hurdles,
long jump, and triple jump. Sue Kulp in
the 1500 and 3000- meter events, and
Chris Frazer who finished first in both the
200 and 400-meter dash. Kim Hack also
received a first for the Aggies in the
800-meter. »>
The team of Linda Bailey. Kim Brad-t"
shaw. Betty Postma. and Gail Cook
were the winners of the 4(X)- meter relay,
while the team of Chris Frazer. Wendy
Fields. Brenda Werner, and Bailey
finished first in the 16(X)-meter relay.
The Lady Aggies will be at Messiah
College next weekend for the MAC
Championships.
First year coach Jeanne Cranney's
team is very young and will lose only Sue
Kulp and Betty Postma to graduation.
Hhoto/Mel Balliet .
Equestrian Team News
by Megan Allen
On April 15th. thirteen members of
the Equestrian Team traveled to Monte-
sory Stables, Philadelphia, to compete in
the Intercollegiate Regional Horse Show.
Four of the members qualified for the
National Championship Show. Darlene
Cernohorsky placed 2nd in Novice Equi-
tation over fences, Cherie Day placed 1st
in Novice Equitation on the flat. Leslie
Ward placed 1st in Intermediate Equita-
tion over fences, and Megal Allen placed
1st in Intermediate Equitation on the flat.
These four riders will compete May 5th
and 6th at the National Show which will
be held at the Farm Show Complex.
Harrisburg. Congratulations to all riders
who qualified and competed at Regionals
and those going on to Nationals. If you
are looking for something to do May 5th
and /or 6th come on out to Harrisburg to
cheer our riders on. Show starts at 9
a.m. and it's FREE!
STAFF
Editors Gerald T. Robbins
Lisa C. Merklein
Photography Editor Ralph Wahl
Sports Editor Mel Balliet
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist Brian Prickctt
Student Government
Representative Jamie Beck
Reporters Gene Blessing.
Jean Meyer. Jamie Beck.
Bill Rein. Gary Mitkowski.
Leslie Blatt. Edward Wengryn.
Robert O'Connor. Paul Caruso
Photographers ShariKindig. Mel Balliet
Barb Taft. Linda Goodloe
Advisors Joe Ferry
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
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THE YEAR IN SPORTS
MEL BALLIET
Sports Editor
Photo/ Mel Balliet
WRESTLING
The Aggies completed their second
straight dual-meet season without a loss,
but for the second straight season were
unable to win the h4AC championships
and 125V2 points, edged the Aggies by a
mere Va of a point for the title. The Ag-
gies did have two MAC champions and a
runner-up.
Dan Canale, who finished the dual-
meet season with a perfect 12-0 record,
won the MAC title at 126 while Tony
Tarsi, with a 9-1 tnark during the season,
was an MAC champ at 134. The runner-
up for the Aggies was Bruce Stajnrajh at
158. Also representing the Aggies at Na-
tionals were Troy Marshall (11-1) at 142
and Mark Sands (12-0) at 150.
At Nationals Tarsi, Stajnrajh, Sands,
and Marshall all suffered first round
k>sses but Canale was able to finish
eighth in the nation earning him All-
American status.
The MVP for the Aggies this season
was Mark Sands.
The Aggies will be hit very hard by
graduation losing Tony Borrello, Troy
Marshall, Mark Sands, Bruce Stajnrajh.
and Tony Tarsi. Coach Bob Marshall
feels the Aggies could improve on their
string of 38 straight dual-meet victories,
but said that recruiting will be very
important.
Photo/Mel Bdhet
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL
It was definitely a rebuilding year for
the Lady Aggies who were plagued with
a lack of experience, size, and numbers
this season.
The Lady Hoopsters were winless In
their 19 outings but did gain valuable
experience.
Kim Frey lead the team in scoring with
269 points and rebounding with 171.
The team's only senior and MVP, Missy
Young, scored 155 points and pulled
down 136 rebounds for second high on
the team in both categories. Michele
Heffner, In nine games, scored 120
points.
With only Young lost to graduation,
the Aggies should return more experi-
enced and with the addition of some
height and depths could turn the pro-
gram around next year.
FOOTBALL
The Aggies had high hoF>es of a fourth
straight MAC crown as the season got
underway but losses to Susquehanna,
Moravian, and Widener, as well as a
heartbreaking defeat by Lycoming,
dethroned the Aggies, Their 6-4 record
marked the fifth straight winning season
at DVC.
The Aggies ground game was led by
team MVP, Cosmo Losco, who scored
12 touchdowns and 72 points to set
single-season and career records in both
areas. Tom O'Neill guided the A^le of-
fense and completed 87 passes for 1 ,365
yards and 1 1 touchdowns. O'Neill broke
single-season and career passing yard-
age records as well as the single-season
record for completions. Tom was also
recognized by the Maxwell Club for his
play against Lycoming. ♦
Defensively the Aggies were led by
Rob Charette with 55 first hits and 69
assists, Dave Murphy, who registered 54
first hits and 54 assists, and Jim Hannon,
with 51 first hits and 63 assists.
Photo/Mel Balliet
MEN'S BASKETBALL
The Aggies opened their season by
winning the First Annual Big Brothers
Tip-Off Tournament. After opening the
season with a 6-3 record, the Aggies
dropped 13 of their last 14 games and
finished the season with a 7-17 overall
mark.
The Aggies were led again this season
by guard Jay Nichols who finished his
career with 1743 points, just 41 points
shy of the all-time career mark. Nichols
finished this season with 557 points to
pace the Aggies. Darin Poindexter lead
the team in rebounds with 238 and was
third in scoring with 247 points. Mike
McCants was the second highest scorer
for the Aggies with 258 points.
Jay Nichols was voted the team's
MVP for the second straight year.
The Cagers will lose Walt Weir, Mike
Kacergis, and Jay Nichols to graduation,
but with a good recruiting year to support
the returning talent, look for improve-
ment next season.
Photo/Mel Balliet
The Aggies will lose 14 seniors, they
are: Jim Bertuola, Clay Funk, Joe Gra-
jew$ki, Mike Harbold, John James,
Rodger Kennedy, Pat Lake, Cosmo
Losco, Dave Murphy, Tom O'Neill, Dan
Rupp, Joe Seigenfuse, Jeff Sneeringer,
and George Wajda.
"At times this season was frustrating,"
said Coach Al Wilson. "I don't believe in
a big carry over from one season to the
next. But. I think the guys who are back
next year will understand better what it
takes to be a winner every time they go
out on the field."
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Men's cross country wound up an im-
pressive 9-3 season with an eighth place
finish at the MAC Championships.
Ed Kuri, despite a 15th place finish at
MAC's, pounced back to finish seventh
at Reglonals and earn a trip to Nationals.
At Nationals, Kuri finished a very res-
pectable 91st place.
Other Aggie finishers at MAC's included
Jeppe Christiansen (8th), Ken McDaid
(31st), Dave Spotts (77th), and Don
Billett (106th). At Regionals, the Hamers
finished 11th as a team, while Kuri was
again followed by Christiansen (37th),
McDaid (55th), Spotts (110th), and
Billett (129th).
The only senior on this season's team
was Ed Kuri who was also named the
team's MVP.
"We had a good season," said Coach
Robert Berthold, who added, "1 am op-
timistic about next year. We have a
number of quality runners returning."
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SOCCER
The soccer team ended their season
with a 6-9 record and will be hit very
hard by graduation.
The Aggies will lose Tony Borrelo,
John Dull, Scott Kline, Suren Pakhtigian,
Tony Tarsi, and Ken Zanzalari, all of
whom started for the Aggies this past
season. "We \oie five excellent soccer
players," said Coach Bob Marshall.
The outstanding offensive player this
season was Cary Gilbert who lead the
team with 10 goals while the outstanding
defensive player and MVP awards went
to Tony Borrelo.
"We had some good young players
really develop," said Coach Marshall,
"but we have a lot of inexperience com-
ing back."
FIELD HOCKEY
The Lady Stickers finished the 1983
season with a 4-7-1 record but with a few
breaks could have had a very good
season.
Carol Serik led the Aggies in scoring
with five goals. She was followed by
MVP Nancy Brake with four and Kelly
Kerner with three. Kemer led the team
with 25 shots on goal while Serik had 24
and Brake finished with 20. Janice
McNeil, minding the nets for nine games,
had 22 saves.
"Our defense played exceptionally
well all season," said Coach Peggy
Vellner. "Our problem was in scoring
goals."
The Aggies will lose Kelly Kerner.
Donna George, and Janice McNeil to
graduation.
Photoy Mel Balliet
VOLLEYBALL
Under the direction of first year coach
Deb Chivalette, the volleyball team con-
tinued to improve this season and finished
the year with an impressive 9-5 record.
The Lady Spikers will lose Missy
Young. Michele Forry, Louann Spieker.
and Wanda Perugini to graduation, but
will return a large number of this season's
team.
Missy Young was named to the MAC
All-Conference Team and was awarded
the team's MVP Award for her fine
season.
Photo / Mel Bollivt
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
Under the direction of first year coach,
Jeanne Cranney, the Lady Harriers
compiled a 6-3 record during the dual-
meet season.
The Aggies ran very well all year and
showed a very balanced attack as no one
runner dominated the season. Lost to
graduation will be Sue Kulp and MVP
Brenda Givler. but returning will be a
host of runners including Kate Marini.
Kim Hack, Wendy Fields, Chris Frazer,
Tana Hawes. Donna Hoover, Kim Brad-
shaw, and Ester Guenther. With this
wealth of returnees, this team could be
very impressive next season.
Photo/ Mel Balliet
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
H. Bruce Hellerick - H" is
a Horticulture major and has
been elected to Who's Who for
1983-84 His activities at DVC
included DTA. Student Gov
crnment (three years), Presi-
dent (one year), Horticulture
Society (four years). Vice
President (one year), and Ap
pie Judgirtg Team, where he was high individual
He has also been actively involved with 4 H, as a
National Congress Delegate and community Presi-
dent, and as President of the local Entomology
Club
"H" will pursue a career in small fruit and
vegetable production.
John B. Herring - John's
activities include two unforget
table years with the Christian
Felbwship, two busy years as
class Treasurer, one hectic one
as President, two years as an
R A , as well as Horticulture
Society, RAEC, Food Com
mittee, and Who's Who
John's future plans include working for the Lord
- what? where? . .
■^■■H Sally Jo Hofferth > Sally is
^^^H^^^H an experienced Horticulturist
^^^^^^^B listed in the Who's Who and
^^^^^^^H The Dean's List Her major has
^^^i^^^H permeated her active life at
r ^^H DVC. for instance, she has
^1 been Horticulture Sotiety Sec
■I retary. President, Photogra-
pher, (Annua/ Harvest Editor.
Apple Judge, and has been on the Scholarship
Committee of this group Sally has been awarded
by the Trevose Horticulture Society, the Horticul
ture Society Scholarship recipient, and a Horticul-
ture Society Outstanding Junior She is also licensed
in Restricted Use Pesticides
Sially hopes to apply her extensive experience tn
a future horticultural career.
Michael F. Hofmann — An
Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscaping major. Michael
also minored in Business Ad
ministration He was a founder
of the Newman Club in the fall
of "81 and was their President
the following year Michael has
been a DJ on WDVC for the
past two years, a member of DTA, Class of "84
Social House Rep during his junior and senior
years, and has been included in Who's Who for
1983-84 Michael has also been active in the high
school religious education program at Our Lady of
Mt Carmel Catholic Church in Doylestown since
his sophomore year
Kelly Kemer — An Orna-
mental Horticulture Lancfscape
major has been actively involved
as Vice President of her class
for two years and has been in-
volved with the development
of the Class of "84 Scholarship
Fund Kelly has been a mem-
ber of the varsity women's field
hockey team for four years and Captain her senior
year She has also been involved in intramural soft
ball, volleyball, and fkx)r hockey Many club ac-
tivities have been one of the highlights of Kelly's
years here at DVC. She has been involved in the
Adventure Club. Tropical Fish Club. Landscape-
Nursery Club, Lab Animal Club, and A-Day
Bruce W. Knipe — Bruce is a
Business Administration major
from Perkasie, PA. He was
select«'d for Who's Who. has
been on The Dean s List every
semester, and is a PA Institute
for CPAs Scholarship nomi
nee In the Inter-Club Council,
Bruce was Vice-President, and
in the Business Club Career Conference, fie was
Chairman. A four time letter winner, two time
NCAA qualifier, and six-time conference medalist.
Bruce has been very active in varsity indoor and
outdoor track and field and has become Captain for
1984
Bruce is looking for a position that will permit him
to demonstrate his ability in business relations —
sales, marketing, or personnel — which will provide
him experience to attain his future objective of
general management, including his desire to obtain
an MBA
Susan Kulp — A Pottstown,
PA. Dairy Husbandry ma)or.
Sue has been very active m her
four years at DVC This has
qualified her for the Who's
Who. She has been a A-Day
queen nominee from the Dairy
Hu^jandry Society, an A-Day
Dairy Show champion show-
man, and a student dairy fierdsman Sue also was
on the 1983 Dairy Judging Team
Nonetheless, Sue has also been able to join in
cross country, where she was Co-Captain, girls
track also as Co-Captain, and intramural co-ed
volleyball and floor hockey She has been a
photographer for Cornucopia. President of the
Apiary Society, and has been on the Executive
Committee of Christian Fellowship
Sue is also a committee member of the 1984
Scholarship Fund.
Deborah A. MacCullum —
A Corpus Christi, Texan, Deb
came up to DVC to attain a
B.S. in Agronomy Her expert
ence in this field has become
extensive and she worked on
an EPA-funded project involv
ing testing and monitoring of
soils treated with sludge , was a
farmhand here, and worked as a Soils and Crop
Lab Technician at Texas A&M University. During
her studies, while pulling an exceptional GPA, Deb
has been in DTA, the Agronomy Club, Apiary
ScKiety , Soil Judging Team, and has been a runner
on cross country For two years she was track
Manager,
Deb is kx)king toward a position in Agronomy
that offers advancement and challenge where she
can use her past agronomic experience
Lisa Candy Merklein — An
Animal Husbandry major from
Philadelphia, PA. Lisa has
been on The Dean's List and
has been elected to Who's
Who for the 1983-84 year.
She has served as artist, enter-
tainment reviewer, and colum-
nist for RarT\ Pages, as well as
Co-Editor for 1983-84, and has been a contributor
to The Gleaner every year Lisa participated in in-
tramural floor hockey (three years). Softball (three
years), and volleyball (two years), and was also a
member of winning Superstars' teams She has
been a member of the Adventure Club, Block and
Bridle, and the DVC Equestrian Team, and is also
proud to be a founding member of the DVC Drama
Club ("The DVC Players"). She served as Seac-
tary, Vice-President, and has been involved with
every performance from Assistant Director to sup-
porting actress to female lead — and was responsi-
ble for all artwork, from program covers to posters
Upon graduation. Lisa looks forward to obtaining
her Master's in reproductive physiology from
Virginia Tech. where she has been awarded a full
graduate assistantship; eventually she hopes to
cither obtain her Ph D. and teach, or obtain her
Veterinary degree — specializing in large animal
surgery
Suren Pakhtiglan - Suren
is a Food Industry major from
Upper Darby. PA He has been
a varsity soccer member for
four years, serving as Captain
for two years He has also
played intramural hockey for
three years, basketball for four
years, and softball for three
years. He has also served as an intramural girls
hockey coach for three years He has been a mem
ber of the Food Industry Club for three years, being
Vice President for a year and has also been active
in A Day He has also been active in the Ski Club.
Band, and has been a DJ with WDVC for two
years Outside of school. Suren has been active in
his church youth group, played church basketball
for eight years, and made Eagle Scout
After graduation. Suren is looking for a job in
production management, research and develop-
ment, or quality control in a food or food-related
company
Wanda Perugini - Wanda is
an Ornamental Horticulture
major specializing in Floricul
ture who is from Brewster,
NY She has been named to
The National Dean's List and
Who's Who She has been a
member of the varsity volley-
ball team for four years and
was named MVP in 1981 She was also named to
the District II Academic All American Volleyball
Team in 1983. She was also a women's basketball
Manager for one year
Wanda has been a member of DTA for two
years. Apiary Society for four years. College
Philadelphia Flower Show Exhibit for two years
where she served as Publications Committee Chair
man in 1984. arrd served as the ICC. Treasurer
for three years She also has participated in The
Gleaner for four years, serving as Co- Editor for
three years, and was a member of the Ornamental
Horticulture Society for four years serving as the
ICC Rep for three years and Treasurer for one
year
Gerald T. Robblns - Jerry
is an Ornamental Horticulture
major listed on Who's Who.
An active student in extra-
curricular activities, he has
been Co- Editor of Ram Pages
for two years,' Literary Editor of
the Cornucopia, Treasurer of
the Ornamental Horticulture
Society, and Secretary of the Floral ScKiety Jerry
worked in A-Day and has been on the publications,
plant material, and construction committees of the
Philadelphia Flower Show He is from Honesdale,
PA
Jerry is looking fonward to a diverse ornamental
horticulture career in management of either a
flower shop, garden center, or of greenhouse
operations, including floral design, interior plant-
scaping, or retailing and wholesaling of cut flowers.
H||H|HH Daniel E. Rupp — A Chem
^^^H|^^H istry major. Dan listed in
^^Bip^^l Who's Who. was on The
^^Kfli^^l Dean's List for all four years.
^^^^■^^I and was awarded the DVC
^Hk^^H Football Scholastic Achieve-
^E ■ ment Award for this academic
\ ^ • I record and for his four years on
varsity football Dan was also a
four-year Chemistry Club member, and played in-
tramural Softball and basketball.
As his future occupation, Dan is looking for a
position in quality control, research, or product
development in the chemical industry
Imhmhhi Michael L. Rutherford -
^^^^^^^H Mike is a Chemistry major who
^^■jjtajl^l has been included in The No
^^P^^^^H tional Dean's List publication
^l^^^^iH twice and is a member of Who i
V^W^B Who.
^^L ^^^H Though he has been an off-
l^^ft l^^H campus student here for four
years, Mike has been very ac-
tive in the DVC Band (and is currently Band Presi-
dent) He is also a member of the Chemistry Club
and has served as President and Secretary
Mike is planning to extend his educational career
4n attending graduate school for analytical chem-
istry and chemical instrumentation and hopes to
apply his interest in the growing computer field
Daniel Schwalm — Dan is
an Ornamental Horticulture/
Landscape major, R.A of
Tabor, and has been selected
for Who's Who He has been
DTA President. Gleaner Co-
Editor, and Publications Com-
mitteeman He has also been
in Christian Fellowship
Dan has also been active in the clubs associated
with his major studies — the Ornamental Horticul-
ture Society, Landscape-Nursery Club, Investment
Club — as well as other areas of his interest, like the
Martial Arts Club and Ski Club.
Other than this. Dan has also participated in var-
sity football In intramurals he has played floor
hockey, softball. and football
Outside of school. Dan supplements his income
as a Supervisor with United Parcel Service.
Jeffrey P. Sharp — Jeff is a
Biology major from Girardville.
PA He has worked for the
Residence Life Office as an
R A for three years He was a
member of the Bkxk and Bridle
Club for two years Jeff also
was active in the Biology Club
for four years, in which he was
Treasurer for two. He was active in sports, par-
ticipating in varsity fcx)tball for one year, varsity
track for three years and also intramural floor
hockey for one year.
Jeff was also listed in Who's Who.
Frederick Siegfried - A
Business Administration major
from "York, PA , Fred has been
an R A for two years (where
he was on the Executive Com-
mittee) . and has been Student
Manager of the Cafeteria Fred
was also one of the DJ's on
WDVC
In other activities, Fred has been part of Christian
Fellowship and was in the Photography Club for
one year In sports. Fred has played football and
has been on the wrestling team
Fred has now been chosen for listing in Who's
Who.
H Steven S. TrtMtle — A resi-
dent of Red Lion, PA. and an
Animal Husbarxlrv majc«', Steve
has been on The National
Dean's List for three years, as
well as the college Dean's List
for four years and is listed on
Who's Who. He also has been
a member of the Delta Tau
Alpha National Agricultural Society for two years
and is affiliated with the American Society of
Animal Scientists.
Steve has been active in such activities as varsity
track, which he Captained for two years. Block and
Bridle (President), Dairy Society, Livestock Judg-
ing, and the Lab Animal Club. He also did a Senior
Special Project on Swine Feeding Preference and
Performance
Steve is looking for a career in reproductive
research involving management, breeding, and
feeding practices.
Nary Ellen Tyson — Mary
Ellen is an Ornamental Horti-
culture major specializing in
Floriculture and has been named
to Who's Who. She has been a
member of the Ornamental
Horticulture Society, where
she was Vice-President, Band,
with which she was an ICC.
Rep , Chorale, where she served as President, and
on the staff of The Gleaner She has also been on
the Philadelphia Rower Show Committee and also
served as Inter-Club Council Seaetary.
Carl Vivaldi - Carl is an Or
namental Horticulture / Land -
scaping major, minoring in
Agronomy During his four
years at DVC. he has been in-
volved in many aspects of col-
lege life Carl has served as
Social House Rep . Treasurer
of Student Government for two
years, and is presently its President. He has been an
R.A. for two years, sat on the R A Executive Com-
mittee, and has been involved in Bkxrk and Bridle,
Horticulture Club, Landscape-Nursery Club, and
FFA Cari has been the ram mascot for three years
and is the founder of the "Band Aids" He hcis also
been active in A-Day for three years, serving as
Committee Chairman for two years, and has been
on the yearbook staff for two years.
John C. Whitbick - A
Biology major. John has been
on The Dean's List every
semester and will graduate with
a 3 87 average. His activities in-
cluded varsity soccer, intramural
softball, and Apiary Society.
John enjoys cabinet making,
bicycling, strawberry farming,
and weight lifting He will be attending the University
of Pennsylvania in the fall in their PhD program in
microbiology.
Sandra Y«ke8 — A Business
Administration major who
hopes someday to become a
certified public accountant. San-
dra has been on The Dean's List
every semester. She was the
recipient of the PA Institute of
Certified Public Accountants
Award, and the Wall St. Joijir
rvjl Award. Sandy is also a member of Who's Who.
She played varsity volleyball, softball. and basketball
here at DVC. earning Player of the Month Award in
basketball in 1980 Sandy currently holds the aD-time
leading scoring record in women's basketball She
was also a member of the 1982 womens softball
N E MA C. Championship Team.
Missy Young — Missy is a
Dairy major from Maplewcxxl,
N.J She has been named to
Who's Who and The National
Dean's List She has been an
R.A. in Berkowitz for one year
and a member of DTA for two
years, being the Vice-President
her senior year. She is also a
member of the Danry Society Missy has been active
in athletics at DVC for her four years here She has
been a member oi the varaty basketball team fcHr
three years, being Co-Captain her senior year She
was also a member of the varsity volteyball team for
four years, serving as Co-Captain for two years. She
has been named MVP for volle^ll two years, best
offensive player one year, and was named to the aO-
confererKe team one year She has also played in-
tramural fkxw hockey and softbaO iot two years.
IN REVIEW
The new horse barn was completed over the summer and dedicated at
Founders' Da^ earlier in April. Photo/G Todd
October
by Jean Meyer
If you look back at October with plea-
sant memories, you are not alone. Oc-
tober for everyone was a very busy
month that gathered many memories.
October began with a lecture on Edible
Landscape by Rosalind Creasy, who was
sponsored by The Floral Society and OH
department. Before we knew it. we were
cleaning our rooms for Parent's Day.
Our parents were treated to a nice recep-
tion in the All-Purpose Room while they
had a chance to talk to our favorite
teachers. Then they were treated to a
"real" football game, the Aggies against
Upsala, and of course we won! The real
and final memories of the month came at
Homecoming. For those who can't re-
member, the theme was "Homecoming
'83, The Place to Be." The day began
early with the parade and ended with a
dance. The big event of the day was the
dedication of the new Student Center
with the court being named after Dr.
Feldstein. The queen for Homecoming
'83 was Gale Backhus. first runner up —
Chris Pulsette. and second runner up —
June Guzikowski. .
Second runner-up June Guzikowski. Homecoming Queen Gale Backhus. and
first runner-up Chris Pulsetta enjoi;ing the Homecoming Parade.
Photo/Mel Balliet
December
by Bill Rein
Even for a relatively brief month,
December can be noted as three weeks
of almost daily social activity, ranging
from the DVC Players presentation of
The Runner Stumbles to a Christmas
Dance, Dinner, and Coffeehouse!
The focus was on DVC as Drs. Neil
Vincent and John Plummer made their
TV debut on Channel 17. in an inter-
view for a community affairs program,
our educational courses offered and the
role of agriculture in the Delaware Valley
were discussed in four days of 15-minutc
segments.
The holiday season was, of course, a
recurring theme. And December was a
month of firsts — The First Annual
Christmas Concert in the new Student
Center was the first FREE concert of its
kind and the first with FREE refreshments
afterward! (How's that for holiday spirit?)
There was a "Christmas Coffeehouse"
with John Flynn who also helped fire up
the spirit and warmth of the season with
songs under the Christmas tree in the
Cafeteria. Mr. Bill even came to the Stu-
dent Center for a day and was soon fol-
lowed by Bambi for all of our animal
lovers and sentimental students.
In sports, men's basketball opened
their season defeating Wilkes and FDU-
Madison. DVC's women's basketball
banded together a somewhat small team
with some big spirit in the opening of
their season. Our wrestlers were espe-
cially proven with their initial 4-0 record
which they earned into that much-
looked-forweird-to semester break.
September
by Leslie E. Blatt
Dr. Feldstein welcomed all students
back to DVC during the last week of
August. There were many changes
made in both administration and staff as
well as in the physical appearance of the
campus. Dr. John C. Mertz was appoint-
ed Acting Dean of Academic Affairs
while Lionel Adelson was appointed Act-
ing Dean of Student Services. Many
more additions and changes to the DVC
"family" were also announced.
The greenhouse complex got a face-
lift with the addition of a new OH wing
which contains offices and classrooms. A
new horse barn near Farm *3 was com-
pleted over the summer as were new
garden areas around campus. The big
addition to the DVC campus was the ad-
dition of the Student Center. Complete
with a snack bar, student store, game
room, offices, lounges, club roorns, and
the All -Purpose Room, this building was>
definitely an improvement made for the-
use and enjoyment of students. This
school year also brought with it the addi-
tion of a new major — Agribusiness.
Headed by department chairman George
F. West, this major combines a balanced
agriculture and business program.
There were many special activities go-
ing on around campus during the month
of September. Maureen Walsh and Ed
Sweeney each were here for coffee-
houses. Gil Eagles was once again at
DVC to (?ntertain everyone with the ex-
pertise on hypnotism and ESP. The
Floral Society presented Rosalind
Creasy, author of The Complete Book
of Edible Landscaping, to DVC and its
surrounding communities.
Dr. Wolf. Dr. Feldstein. and Mr. Middl^ton are all smiles at the dedication of
the new Student Center. ' .. Photo /Mel Balliet
November
by Jamie Beck .
Highlights of the events for November
in and around DVC included: election
day on the eighth, which ended the con-
struction of the Point Pleasant Pumping
Station. A Flashback Dance where we
heard music both past and present. A
Faculty Leg Contest where we found the .
faculty member with the best looking
legs. The girls chose their guys at the
Sadie Hawkins Dance. Meadowlark
Lemon and the Bucketeers paid us a
visit. And on November 23. we all went
home for a taste of Mom's home cooking
for Turkey Day, otherwise known as
Thanksgiving, the holiday where we give
thanks for the food, friends, and other
things we have, ., . ;,^
The DVC Band performs splendidli^ under their new director Ja\; Durner
during the first Christmas Concert in the Student Center. Photo Mel Halhet
January
by Linda Goodloe
January is the month known for cold
temiDeratures, snow storms, and bundl-
ing up. As for Ram Pages, the staff
issued one paper. Highlights included: a
review of the DVC Players in the
melodrama The Runner Stumbles, and a
review of Yentl, Barbra Streisand's long-
awaited movie. Employment was a large
area reported in the paper. According to
William Craver, Director of Placement,
"over 70 percent of our graduates are
working within their major field of
study." As always, the paper included a
calendar of the upcoming months'
events. Finally, do you remember the
photograph of Ed Wengryn curled up
next to a fireplace, still waiting for Santa?
1983 - 1984
February
Snowfall adds a serene beaut]; to Lake Archer, as frosted trees flank the newl{^
constructed, snow capped gazebo. Photo / Mel Balhet
March
by ED. Wengryn
March came in like a lion, only this
time with roars of laughter, as the DVC
Players presented their cabaret nights of
comedy. All three nights were played to
record-breaking crowds.
The first Saturday of the month meant
a night out on the town for the DVC
Junior Dinner Dance. This is also the
time Dr. Martin had his first "heart
attack" because the graphics material for
the Philadelphia Flower Show were not
ready, thus the committee started run-
ning printing, writing, and labeling shifts
till midnight.
But they weren't the only ones work-
ing late into the night, the week before
the largest indoor show in the world
keeps a lot of people awake. Thursday,
the 8th. brought a great snowfall and
heart attack *2; how was he to finish
with no classes on Friday. By midnight
Friday all was done, with Saturday's
judging awarding DVC with the Buckley
Medal for an exhibit of great merit and
educational value. The great American
mail-order ????? was a success not to
mention the dance, that night.
Wednesday, the 14th. brought Flash-
dance to DVC with a nice turn out.
(What do you expect on the Wednesday
before spring break!) The 17th-25th saw
many DVC students off and on break —
Florida here we come! (Others went to
Texas and California while some poor
souls were left here at good old DVC.)
The last week in March was a busy
one; there was a Keith Street Jazz Con-
cert on Tuesday, the movie Dark Cr\^stal
on Thursday, and close to 100 Alpha
Phi Omega Brothers to campus for a sec-
tional conference on the weekend not to
mention the highlight of the month (and
year), the Senior Dinner Dance. All of
this was to set the pace for the month of
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Once again DVC was successful at the Philadelphia Flower Show, winning the
Bucklei; Medal of the Garden Club of America for their well-laid, colorful
exhibit. Photo ShariKmdtg
May Preview
by G. Todd
To wrap up this year's activities. May
brings two coffeehouses on the 1st; Jay
Smar in the afternoon and Linda Black
in the evening. The 2nd sees DVC at the
Vet to witness the Phillies vs. Montreal
game. 48 Hours will be shown on the
3rd with a Video Dance on the 4th. The
weekend brings the Equestrian Team
Nationals, a trip to Great Adventure, and
a weekend Antique Show in the Student
Center, The next week brings an end to
classes and a beginning of finals. The
end of the week sees the Pioneer Band
perform and the seniors are off to the
Bahamas Then the 20th brings the event
that the seniors have waited four years to
see — the Class of '84 Commencement.
by Paul Caruso
The month of February, as short as it
is, was still filled with plenty of activities.
The month was brought in with the Give-
and-Take Jugglers who entertained a
good -sized crowd.
Later on in the month, the Student
Government brought in Tim Settini, a
comedy mime who kept the entire au-
dience laughing for hours. February also
saw DVC's Annual Variety Show. Col-
lege students did a great job making fools
of themselves but some people performed
especially well including the guys from
Tabor and Carolyn Brodhag who won
first place. The college also held its
Second Annual Career Day.
The biggest event of February was the
show performed by David Brenner. The
gymnasium was filled with people who
came from everywhere to see this fan-
tastic comedian.
The end of February brought on leap
year day.
Larry S. Bullock and Lisa C Merklein during a tense confrontation in the DVC
Players production of the melodrama The Runner Stumbles. Photo Mel Balltet
April
by BarbTaft
April was full of activities for the stu-
dent. If you were bored during this
month it was entirely your fault. April
began with room registration and pre-
registration for all freshman, sophomores,
and juniors. There was the Second An-
nual Bloodmobile which for the first time
in a long time didn't reach its goal There
were three coffeehouses and four movies
including Rocky Horror and An Officer
and a Gentleman. This month also saw
the Annual Founders' Day Convocation
and the dedication of the new horse
facility. And if that wasn't enough to
keep you busy, there was Superstars
weekend — despite the cold, wet
weather, everyone had a good time,
And the usual spring Campus Skate was
held during April.
The highlight of this month was the
Annual Spring Concert which this year
featured NRBQ put on by Student
Government. Some of the unusual
events held this month were Mike
Schwedick's Reptile World and the Egg
Toss. Finally this month ended with the
36th Annual student-run A-Day. April
was a very busy month; hope you all en-
joyed the wide variety of activities this
month.
Carl Vivaldi is presented with the Founders' Day Award for his dedicated service
to the college. I^oto/Mel BalHet
Dsflswaof^^siIlIlcsSf ©®flll®g®
Vol. XVIII. No. 26
Friday, May 4. 1984
NOTICE; Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Best Of Luck
To All
Graduating Seniors!
Goodbye Lines
Carofyn Talking oul m the halls. "Sl\; Fox. " rooming together,
having problems, talking a lot. MEN. New Zealar\d, and a ^eat
friend Good luck and keep in touch —.Short
P.D.C. - I want you to know that when I leave this place I
will not aay goodbye to you. Goodbye'* are too final. This
i« not an end to the tpeclal relatlonahip we have, it'a a con-
tinuation, a chance to grow within ourselve* and with each
other. I love you.
"Henr\)" - How do I gel through to vou so that I krwyw that vou
understand what I m soying' Don! ever worry that when I leave
here we'll lose touch with each other That can never happen -
i/ou mean loo much to me I will hue \/ou alwavs
YoYo. Malcolm. Petunia - You guyt are the best! What
fun we had. One of theae day* we'll all have more than a
puppy. Treaaure the memorle*. — Frankie
S G . G T . K K . N K . K D . M T . C D - Its been a great
i;ear. hope next veor will he even better Have a great summer
K D do square pegs fit in round holes'' G T do I have to answer
the phone' - L S
Shart — I can't express the meaning of our relatlonalilp.
You are more than a friend. We've been over some rocky
roads but we made It. Thanks for being there and under-
standing. Remember: Life is a CelebratlonI — Carolyn
Mac ky - /( was great to gel to know vou. I really enjoyed the lime 1
had with you (his semester and I can l wait for a super junior vear
We 11 make it that way Hope to $ee vou tyuer the surttiner (Michael
Jackson) ~ Alan
Diane and Chris - It has been nice knowing the both of
you these two years. I wish it were more. Good luck in the
future. — Jamie
limmer -~ It was a great year See vou this iummer and when ypo
bear "Think of Laura. " think of me - Love. Ron
Fred — Vn- not going to be able to say goodbye, when the
time comes. I'm not going to be able to say I love you, in as
many ways I do. I'm not going to be able to say anything,
except I'm going to miss you. I love you Fred and wish you
the best of luck at Syracuse! Just remember I'm always
here for you. Love ya Baby I - Jane
Uncle Freddie - Vouoe been much more than a prof You are
our friend You have given us our wmgs. now it's up to us (o use
them - Your non paying customers
Later to the Work T" boys. Biology. Rebels. Bllt. Dommle.
and everyone else. Sammy, you are great, and remember
HOCKEY is definitely 'lltl - Don "Lionel" Rogge
Glenn - We ve gone through a lot toyelher and hoy did we have
some fun Maybe someday you con buy me the best French On/on -
Soup in the world - Marion
Steve, Rob. Fred. John. Jim. Chuck. Dave, Gary, Sue -
Thanks for all the good times. Good luck with everything
wherever you'll be. - God Bless, Leslie
Lance Shaffer ~ You'll always be the person that I can't be -
keep in touch - When you see the mounlom and ocean, remem
ber me Hope you find what you re looking for in life - Love. A
Friend for Life
Dennis - Good luck In Mass. Try not to get a horn in your
side and learn to cook - I want a hot meal when I come
up. — Love, Mel
Cindy. Sharon, and Glenn - You re off and on your ou'n nou'
But remember you are alumni too. the APO piua hoofh ran
always us* your help - The President
Jerry - It's been two great years of corruption and good
limes. Thanks for leaving me your footsteps to follow in -
I'll do my best! Good luck and keep in touch. - Love ya,
Leslie
Animal Science Depanment - Get your harids on some expert
ence' Frankie. YoYo. and Malcolm
APO - Brothers we pulled through another year for some
of us it's all over. Let's look forward to next year and D.C.
- Your l^resident
Dear Cobba. Renee. and Vernon - Vou gals have been (he crari
es( (especially Cobba) and the kindest friends I have ever known I
will (hink of our limes together fondly - Jamie
Ulman 1st - The year has been great. You guys don't know
how much well miss you. A-week lust topped It ofll -
Love, Mel
Me/ - Its been greal talking with you' We cenainly have spent a
lltl of itme yapping each others ears off C;<x)d luck in all Hope you
find surress - Lone Leslie
N. Jcannie Meyer - Thanks for all of your help with the
Flower Show. It was deeply appreciated and all went well.
- Ed
Dear Ken - For a while we saw quite a bir of each other but limes
do gel busy, don t Ihey-" I m glad we ve had the time to shore
together and become the friends that we are I know the summer is
busy, but do loke the lirrte to 'stop and smell the roses ." -
Love. Sondy
"My best friend, do you remember? Theae are precious
moments that will stay forever. It will be difficult without
you here in September . . . but the memories will see me
through, i love you. I will remember . . ."
Leslie — hlave a great summer Rest up well, as we have a lot
ahead of us next year Keep in touch over the summer - Love.
Your CO editor
L.C.M. - Although we've been at each others throats now
and then you're still very special to me aitd always will be.
After all you were the first to know. Keep In toucli. - Love
ya, P of PAP Inc
Esther, Dawn, Sue, VIckl. ft Mary - We made it through
another great year. Hopefully next year will be a lot more
fun. Keep In touch, like last summeril Stay happy. - Love,
Kathy (Mackle)
Fred - Yo Dude, (hhhhh!) Youll be freeiing in Syracuse next
year while the freak and I raise havoc on Work Isl. All of God's
blessing for the future — Cheeks
West Campus — You are all great guys who have been
wonderful frienda to ua. For the seniors - good luck In the
future, for the rest — sec ya next year. Have a wonderful
summerl - Mlli«ir, "*
Sioffa. John. Less. Kittv. Wanda. Mii^hek. Mluy. Otfuin. Sue.
Mackle. Me/. Greg, Sandbox. Vicky, etc - Good luck next year
and always. I hof>e all of your dreams come true — Love & friend
ship. Raisin
Ducklesa - Quack. Quack, Quack. Quack. Quack.
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack,
Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack. — Once
Duckful ' , ', / ,
All the special people — TTianks for making H so wonderful —
Dana
Jimmy — I Just wanted to say thank you for being there and
helping me out. Connie is one lucky girll I love you and
will miss you so much. Just don't forget us while you are
gonel - Love, Terr!
Carolyn ~ You are a truly wonderful woman: your voice belongs
on the stage, do it Working with you was the best — uie got "the
players" off to a great start, keep it up' I'll see you at "the feast, so
be prepared for a big bear hug' — Loi'e always. Lisa
Carl - What can I say? I'll miss you terribly. Don't become
a stranger. I'm still waiting for F.C.F.. S.C.F. T.C.F., etc. -
Love ya. Mo)
John. Rufus. and Wil — Now that you re going quarters It won't be
the same Good luck oul there — Ghost
Nick, Tom, A Joe — You guys are great. Have a really good
summer and behave yourselves. No Denny's at 3:00 In the
morning, o.k.? I'll sec ya next semester "Robatham Treat?"
— Love, Theresa
JES - / don't know where our roads uitH lead, but twish you the
best of things' — Love. JBH
' Chromlak - We made it In one piece - and still retained
our sanity - do you believe it? Here's to horses. The
Kinks, and our "community efforts!" I wish you and Tom-
my the best of love always. - Love. Merk
Ho - What con I say except (honks for two greal years We lie had
wild limes and sad limes but mostly great limes. Thanks for being
■there' — Love ya. Nir^a •i :^ :
MJT - Let's not say goodbye, just "se ya later J^ Fm going
to miss you a lot. so you'll have to help me through It,
Thanks for being so special! - KTD
C D Moo. Moo - It wosnt me' So have fun in the pasture this
summer - Y A F
WHCC - Even though you guys are a bunch of )erks, we all
still love ya. Come back and visit and maybe we will pre-
tend that we know you. Good luckl! - Love, BIppy
Vogurt and Granola - IVere going (o miss you at breakfast
You ve been grea( friends to both of us Good luck in the future
and keep m touch We 'II have to go out to breakfast sometime -
Kim ond Linda
Sue — We had our ups and downs but our friendship
means everything to me. Thanks for sticking by me. Next
year will be the best. - Love ya, Kate
Farewell (o (he flagpole party gang I had a blast, keep up the Iradi
lion, lusi don't bring Peppermint Schnapps
Sue, Liaa, ft Kate — Have a good one. Don't forget to come
visit me this summer. We will have a massive party being
stupid. - Mo)
Carol - Hey. bestesi buddy Have a good vacation Remember
your friends, o k ^ Lets road trip it (his summer Moybe (o
Canada - Love. Ralph
Lumpy - Thanka for the memories. You're a great friend
and I'll miss ya. Remember "Strawberry Fields Forever." -
Love, your successor, Mo)
Michael - I could never say goodbye to you - you re in my heart
Thanks for the long walks, deep talks, and warm hugs "Some
times (he touch of a friend is enough you re a hold oul. well,
I m a hold oul (oo ' and I love you my friend — Lisa
Jimmy. Bruce, Pat. Nick. Dennis. Frank. Bob, Joe R. - To
our "big brothers" who helped three freshmen "adjust."
They've been three great years well never forget. Thanks^
for everything, we'll miss you and we love all you guys.
Wishing you all happiness and success In everything. -
Love. Terri. Nancy, ft Mary
Cindy - If you plan to h$e uieighl you are gonna need a ht of
help You're gonna have to stop competing with the football
players You re already past most of them - SAFW (Society
Against Fat Wonner\)
Carl (Gootch) - It's been awhile In coming, but it's finally
here. Good luck In Ohio and in everything you do. I'll really
miss you. Keep In touch. - Love, Raisin
Botihy. Lynny Johnny Shodesy. and all other soph Bio majors
- Hope you all have a fun summer and slay out of trouble Good
lurk iDith finals and stay in touch' - Kathy Mix
To the four ortglnal members of the P.B.G. - We leave
here with pickled livers and forever hating the sight of
PBPC, but well always fondly remember the epiaodes with
the whip and the bandanas. To those remaining it's up to
you to carry on the traditions.
Jane - To the d eepest person I know. Maybe sometime
the frog will be eating tab and tunafiah and carrying a
koala. Keep in touch. - Sharl
Greg - /'// never forget those nights when Garfield died 1 always
thought it was strange how he'd miraculously recover, though, the
next morning Will always remember the nights your bed squeeked
with "who was it last nighf'" Have a good summer - Simple
P.D.C. - "There's someone who must hear the words I've
spoken. Tonight if you were here my silence would be
broken. I need you to touch me - to know the love that's
In my heart — the aame heart that tells me to see myself,
to free myself, to be myself at last!"
The banana man — / will always cherish the special moments tue
had All my love ond wishes for future success — Baby
Ulman 2nd — Thanka a lot for always being there and
watching out for me. Good luck and take care! — Love,
Brian's little sister
The K/uli - This is your second time in ai9<^ole was it that much
fun the first time? Good luck in Dakota, you just may need it Think
of all of us now and then - Ed
Elagnus Pungens — We've shared so much, you and I.
We're sisters of the heart. Though we follow different
paths, you will always be part of my life - I'll never be too
far away. What more can I say? Nobody does It better! I
love you kiddo. — Asilaceae
Raisen - Here ya go Good luck and thanks for allthe picturtt, 'i^.-
Moj -. .-:': :,;.';
Sister Cobba Marie - You have been such a good friend to
me, I will miss you so much. Remember all the good times,
we had, I know you will. Lots of luck and lots of Iov«.<r>
Beans
Bards. Cos. Tony. Tom. Bob. and Ron — Good luck when you
get out of DVC land Don't forget to come back to visit Miss ya
already' — Lone. Sue
Deb, Jen, Karen, Vicky, Donna, and Karen - Thanks for
the friendship and the fun. Hope you're ready for the Ba-
hamas. Keep in touch!! - Love, Kel
Bobert. Ingo. Ben. Scott. Let. Ken. and others — Stay cool and
have a greal summer' Thanks for all the great times over the post
year' See ya next year! - Love. Cindy D
S.G. - Hey "bird-breath," How are you? See you during the
summer. Don't let Sharon bother you. Just have fun. -
L.S.
Lisa — Thanks /or a semester thai /uiiWneuer/orget Keep Smilir%gl
— / love you. Tim
Pam - Hang In there! Or should I be telling myself the
same? Have a nice summer! — Lisa
The Ulman first crowd - Thanks for the sunrises, the laughs, and
the fun Best of luck to all' - Kelly and Steve
Jerry - Hope that we will be having lunch in NYC aitd
looking at familiar faces in GQ. Keep In touch. - Sharl
Carl (Gootch) - Hope I make you proud' Good luck in all you do
— stay wild and craty! - Congratulations. Sue
Joe (N.B.) - I hate the thought of you leaving, but i wish
you the best of luck in everything. I'm going to miss you!
3-8-1! - Love ya, Lisa
LA Y T O N - Say bellow to Barbara and keep in touch Re
member to /oin the NJ Farm Bureau, you freaki God bless and take
care of yourself — Cheeks
Steve-O - Never forget "TImmlns did It," Deb Hoffman,
our sophomore pound I, and aunrises. Thanks for being
there. - Rape
All my friends I love so much — You guys (and gals) are more like
family than friends I'll never forget the greal times we ve had Lets
keep m touch - Ron A
Paul - The dinner dance was greal — loved your shoes and
everything else that is big and red. - Mug-runcher
My other roommate. Murph - I love ya lots and I enjoyed having
you as a roommate It made (his year memorable - and dlffererH'
You re welcome anytime and III miss you rwl being around. —
Love. Kale
Uura - FYVM! BYTYI GMOOH! Don't ever forget all the
fun we had. I hope we'll always be friends. OK? - Sandy
Mrs W - You truly made Del Val a home - Thank you for
everything' - Love you. Lisa
Traill - I hope to see lots of you In the coming years since
we'll be living so close. Give my best to Pat and Jerry.
Keep In touch. - Love, Gloria
My roommate Cindy — Our room was a disaster this year let's
have It fixed up when we gel back Have a fun summer and
remember all the good limes we hadi — Karen
Tony - Fm glad I got to know you. Have fun in the Bahamas
and good luck to you and Sandy. — Tracy
DVC — Lm getting further with my body than I ever did here with
my brains - G Todd
Berk 2nd aeniors - You all are great! Good luck In every-
thing! We will miss you next year! - A Berk 2nd )unior
Deor Muff — It goes u,i(hout saying, but (his is the best year I've
ever had — heres (o more" - Love you. Sue
Mike — I would like you to read this goodbye line - If you
vill. Have a great summer. - Nancy
Linda J — LOOK I wrote a goodbye line, but I couldn ( afford one
/or my friends Also, can I bwroui your f^one riexf year' 221
Bin — Well, we've gotten through three, now for the final
chapter. Here's looking forward to a great year. - Love ya
— Bic
Scott - n miss you next year h won I be the same without you
here with me You re a very special person remember that -Pam
Andrew — Mere words could never explain how I feel for
you. This year has been the best ever and it's all because of
you. Without you my life would be empty. — I'll always
love you! Terri
Robin. Irene. Moj. Ten. Lisa. Sandy, Sue. and Kate - Have a
great summer girls and get ready Del Val here comet the class of
1985 - Your Treasurer
Kelly - Even though it's goodbye for now - it's )ust the
beginning. - All my love, Steve
"Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime We'll take the best,
forget the rest, and someday we 'II find these are the best of time* "
Lance - Hamburger? No way - at least prime rib. Thanks
I needed that! - Helen
Pom D. - Over a ka of mUes ^,/ou've been a great friend and Til
miss you Good luck in euerx thing you do - Keep in touch -
Loi^e. Nancy (Your lravellr'4 i >mpanion)
Bob, Tom, Ron. Eric, Sharpy. Mark, and Bold — Thanks for
being friends. I'll miss you alt. - Lots of love. Sue
Doc Weber - Thanks for ji <iurhelp I owe you one Maybelll
pay you back by graduahrtg an lime - Mojo
"Far beyond these castle walls where I thought I heard
Tireslaa say; Life is never what it seems and every man
must meet hie desdny."
After my picture feces ond do'kness has turned lo gray. uicKchi'ng
(hrough uiindou,i — you're uondering if I'm OK Secrets stolen
from deep inside the drum beats oul of time -
Robin. Anne, Tess, Mo), and Lisa - I'lp looking forward to
next year. This year was great and next year will be fan-
tastic. Yee-hah! - Love. Kate
Tim Once I thought my innocence was gone, now I know 'hat
happiness goes on, that's where you found me. when you put your
omij around me - and I intend to hojd you for the longest time . . •
. — Hove you. Lisa
Robin and Anne — Be good this summer and remember
"Do not hang head when head is well hung." Have a good
one a keep one. E.D.S.2 ing. - Moj
Suzy Q — This past year has been something to hold on to forever
Doni forget the weekly readings and the short stories What a blast
•* ftt's do it again Keep in touch' — Love ya. Nina
My Wolfson family - We've grown so close In so little
time. I hope next semester we can resume our friendships.
— All my love, Dana
Vou bake apples too' - Bobs , ' . .
Bardo, Cos, Mug, and Emie — Good luck guys In the
future. N.B.I, won't be the same without you. Mug "we're
not getting along." Come back and visit a lot. — Love,
Theresa
Guien. Ken. Scott. Lee. etc — You all better have a good summer
and plan some more "adventure" for next year You're a great
bunch See ya' — Karen
Willie - You've been a good friend and we've "pulled"
each other through some "hard" times. Tell the one who
you are closest to that I love him very much! - Jerry's kid
WHCC - Good luck guys' Remember to hove some good limes
for us IVe re all gonna miss you - Lisa. Sue. Grace and Lindo
Ms. Sprague - My we've been through a lot, haven't we? It
seems like Just yesterday that we had our first "taste" of
Del Val . . . Exploring, running in the rain, GHR's, the
"spoiled rat" ... I always knew we'd make it through,
didn't you? - Love you, Ms. Merklein
Diane (mom) - Thanks for being my best friend here Vou ue
been there when I needed advice and wanted to talk Have a great
lime in Europe and good luck' Come visit you poof — Tracy (your
u'onderful daughter)
Dave - Beaver - Fm glad we're friends. See you this sum-
mer. Make aure you call. — K.K.
Kelly. Jen Deb. Vicki, and Karen - Thanks for making us feel
welcome You guys have been a good part of our three years
Have a wild lime in (he Bahamas' - Love. Nancy Mary. Tern
and Mel
Chris and Tyson - Next year won't be the same without
you guys. Who will I play hockey with Tyson? And Chris -
Where's the pumpkin? - Love, Mel
Dave O " Vou always put a smi/e on my face and seem to know
the right thing lo say I only wish it could have haffpened sooner so
I wasn t saying goodbye so soon after the Stan of such a beautiful
friendship Please keep m touch' — Love yo. Tern
Deb and Gale — Thanks for being there and putting up
with me. Good luck to both of you and have i very happy
life — you both deserve it! — Love, Raisin
Ginny. Karen. Karen. Tracy, and Amy - Thanks lo you guys this
year has been lots of fun Good luck next year and keep in touch
- Love, Mom
My little - You are everything Tve alwaya wanted
and need — I'm looking forward to many happy years
together. I love you baby!!! - Your big
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Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
As the 1983-84 school year draws
to an end, so does the year for Ram
Pages. I hope that we, the editors,
have accomplished our goal of bring-
ing current news of the area and the
DVC community to the DVC family. I
would also like to announce next year's
editors. Co-editors will be Leslie Blatt
and Paul Caruso. Photography editor
will be Linda Goodloe and Gene Bless-
ing will hold the position of sports
editor. Many active seniors are leaving
but we are leaving our footsteps,
follow in them, then better yourselves
and excel.
Gerald T. Robbins
Dear Editors
The Horticulture Society would like to
take this moment to thank the Agronomy
Club, Block and Bridle, Future Farmers
of America, and the Floral Society for
producing a new and original display for
A-Day. (As the A-Day committee and
administration had requested.) We would
hope in future years that the other clubs
would follow this lead by creating a new
and original display. In addition, we
have spoken with several members of
the A-Day committee and let our griev-
ance be known. We thank the A-Day
committee for taking measures to correct
this problem. The A-Day committee in-
structed the A-Day photographer to take
pictures of all club displays. Next year
(A-Day 1985} the judges will be shown
this year's photographs of the clubs' ex-
hibits. If the exhibits are the same the
clubs will be disqualified from competi-
tion. We feel these measures as well as
others are needed to combat this prob-
lem. We feel through these changes that
the spirit of A-Day and competition will
be restored.
Sincerely,
James A. Abma
President
H. Bruce Hellerick
. Vice-President
Horticulture Society
Dear Editors
Spring break has come and gone . . .
Founder's Day has come and gone . . .,
A-Day has come and gone . . .
The potholes have come, but when do
they go? This summer when the majority
of students are gone or right before
graduation? Yes! The small potholes
beside Samuel Hall were fixed, but not
the two huge holes in the student parking
lot. This problem has been in the Student
Government minutes several times, but
to no avail. How long will it take for them
to be fixed? HELP!!
Sincerely,
Pothole Dodger
Attention Students!
In reference to the memo sent by Mr.
Zenko, Residence Life Office, regarding
removal of unwanted furnishing in rooms,
there is an alternative solution.
The college has planned to have large
dumpsters placed in appropriate areas
around campus for the removal of all un-
wanted furniture and trash . In the event
that the dumpsters do not arrive in time,
unwanted furnishings are to be placed in
the area where regular trash is picked up
from each dorm. Students are advised to
keep all furniture in one piece as much as
possible.
If a student needs more trash bags to
discard unwanted material, they may get
them from their R.A. It is the student's
responsibility to place extra trash bags
outside their dorms where regular trash is
picked up.
Students are advised to adhere to these
regulations or appropriate fines will be
levied. It will be appreciated if students
follow these regulations to help in the
clean-up from A-Day and preparation
for graduation.
Dear Editors
As an active student of Del Val for three
years I have observed many frustrating
problems with the advancement of the
college. With the rapid progression of to-
day's society, a small institution like Del
Val must change even faster. Along with
any advancements must stem proper ob-
jectives and goals which are flexible
enough to change with the times but must
also be specific.
Presently enrolled as a Dairy major I
have chosen Business Organization and
Management as an elective, a course 1
highly recommend for everyone. As I
proceed through this course I am realizing
the importance of organization to run an
effective business or college. As I apply
my knowledge of Management by Objec-
tive (MBO) I wonder where the objectives
and goals of this college are headed.
With the sometimes extreme decisions
made by administration I wonder if they
realize their targets.
The definition of MBO provides for the
performance of managers to be judged
on the basis of their success in achieving
objectives established with superiors.
These performances may easily be trans-
formed into the success of professors with
the incorporation of new ideas^„ ■
For MBO to develop, efforts must be
focused upon the goals to be achieved,
rather than the activities performed to
achieve those goals. When all your efforts
are focused on how things appear, your
goals to achieve become destroyed. Too
often this college frowns upon a goal
because it fears the activity to achieve the
goal. If this college wants to progress, it
must loosen its straps on college personnel
and students and let them seek out their
goals.
Along with the MBO system the Theory
Y system also seems to go hand-in-hand
with an institution like Del Val. Theory Y
system is a people-centered approach.
And I couldn't think of a more appropriate
place for people than a college. Theory
Y is a system of defined responsibilities
with a degree of imagination and creati-
vity. It also rewards accomplishments by
objectives. Theory Y promotes group
creativity and communication. Theory Y
and MBO seem to be the most intelligent,
efficient systems to operate a business or
college.
Now that 1 have expressed my obser-
vations, I strongly urge the college ad-
ministration to evaluate the objectives
and goals of this college, and to take a
firm stance on their goals and objectives
with minimal fluctuation in the future.
And as students, let's all hope that those
goals are for a more progressive future
for the college.
Signed,
Neil Kratzer
Maxwell Club to Sponsor
Sports Medicine Seminar
The Robert W. Maxwell Memorial
Football Club, Inc. will sponsor a Sports
Medicine Seminar at Delaware Valley
College on Sunday, June 3.
The seminar is intended for athletic
trainers, coaches, physical education in-
structors, high school and college stu-
dent trainers as well as other allied health
personnel. The Seminar will provide parti-
cipants with information that will enable
them to recognize and manage the prob-
lems associated with sports injuries.
Jack Foley, A.T.,C., the Head Athletic
Trainer at Delaware Valley College, will
serve as Program Director.
"We are pleased to be able to sponsor
this program," said Francis J. (Reds) Bag-
nell, President of the Maxwell Club.
"Sports Medicine is an extremely impor-
tant topic today It's something that every-
one, from the youth league level on up,
ought to be aware of."
The Seminar will be held in the Student
Center from 8:30 a.m. until 4 p.m.
There will be a $10 materials and work-
shop cost for all registrants.
Some of the topics to be covered in
the Seminar are: "Evaluation of the In-
jured Athlete," "The Role of Diagnostic
Dear Editors
We hear that DVC is not like the "real
world" and after seeing the student apathy
this past weekend I would hope that this
is true. A-Day is a student-organized, stu-
dent-run weekend and requires the stu-
dent body as a whole to participate in
making this event work.
A-Day is not just one big party as many
students seem to believe. A number of
people have worked very hard all year to
make this weekend the success that it is,
but why should this small group sacrifice
their time and effort for the good of those
who do nothing.
I have been very negative to this point.
I should be congratulating the p)eoplc who
organized the event, worked in the booths,
helped to set up a display, exhibited or in
some way helped to make A-Day better
for all.
It would be a shame to see this annual
event dropped or changed in any way but
without the student support it can only
continue to go downhill. This college
sells students on the ideal of "hands on
experience" and this hands on approach
is what makes this event so great.
In closing I would like to say, DVC is
like the "real world" in that to get some-
thing from it you must also give a little of
yourself. The students are what makes this
school unique and I sure hope those
who did not stay for A-Day or did not in
some capacity help in its success, realize
that they could have made this A-Day
just a little better.
Sincerely.
Mel Balliet
MOVIE REVIEW:
"Moscow on the Hudson*'
by Jamie Beck
Robin Williams stars as Vladimir Ivan-
off, a Russian saxophone player who
works in a circus. When the circus comes
to New York, Ivanoff decides to defect.
He makes this decision in, of all places,
Bloomingdales department store. He has
an Italian girlfriend and a Cuban lawyer.
He says in the movie, everyone 1 have
met is not from the U.S. This is a very
interesting movie about life in the U.S.
and Russia. See how Vladimir Ivanoff
copes with a new life in Moscow on the
Hudson.
Arthoscopy in the Management of Athletic
Knee Injuries." "Prevention and Care of
Heat Illness: Implementation of a High
School Emergency Plan." "Athletic Equip-
ment and Its Protection," and "Weight
Training for the Young Athlete." Also, in
three different workshops, leg, ankle,
and knee taping techniques as well as
flexibility work will be demonstrated.
Foley has pulled together an outstand-
ing group of professionals to speak at the
Seminar. In addition to Foley, Sandy
Hayward, A.T.C, Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Delaware Valley College, John
Davis, A.T.,C.. Assistant Athletic Trainer
at Amherst College, J. Michael Whitaker.
M.D., team physician at Delaware Valley
College and Orthopedic Surgeon at Doy-
lestown Hospital, Janet Columbro,
A.T.,C.. Assistant Athletic Trainer at the
University of Pennsylvania, Joan
Salmon, A.T.,C., Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Temple University, Randy
Baker. A.T.C, Head Athletic Trainer at
Lycoming College, Trish DelFemine.
A.T.C. Assistant Althletic Trainer at
Widener University. Paul Peloquin,
A.T.,C., Athletic Trainer for the 1983
Pan Am Games, and Tom Knorr,
A.T.C, Athletic Trainer for the United
States Soccer Federation Camps will be
among those on hand for the ^minar.
"1 think we have an excellent group,"
said Foley, who was an Assistant Athletic
Trainer at Penn before going to Delaware
Valley College. "All of these people have
plenty of experience and arc anxious to
share their knowledge with others I'm
excited about this project and I know the
people I'm working with are excited
also."
Certificates of attendance will be
awarded to all participants The Seminar
is NATA approved for .5 CEUs.
PIONEER BAND
•. The Pioneer Band of AHentown, one
of the country's oldest concert bands will
be performing in the Student Center on
Saturday night May 12 at 7:30 p.m.
The band, under the direction of Mr.
Jay A. Durner, the DVC band director,
wil be performing a variety of band
music. Featured in the program will be
the Barber of Senille Overture by
Rassini, Prelude to the Afternoon of A
Fawn by DeBussy, several selections
from Broadway shows, a tribute to Frank
Sinatra, gospel selection, and of course
the ever popular marches.
The Pioneer Band always plays some-
thing for everyone. The public is invited
to this concert at the college. Tickets, $2
for adults and $1 for senior citizens and
students, are available at the door.
Assistant Dean for
Agriculture Named
Dr. John R. Plummer has been named
Assistant Dean for Agriculture. Delaware
Vailey College President Dr. Joshua
Fcldstein announced.
# Dr. Plummer has been serving as Act-
ing Dean for Agriculture since August
15, 1983.
"We are pleased to name Dr. Plum-
mer to this very important post on cam-
pus." said Dr. Feldstein. "Dr. Plummer
has made numerous contributions to the
college over the years. I'm sure under his
leadership the agriculture-related depart-
ments of the college will continue to pro-
sper."
Dr. Plummer has been at Delaware
Valley College for the past 14 years. He
joined the college as an Assistant Pro-
fessor and has served at Chairman of the
Dairy Department as well as Chairman of
the Animal Science Division.
"I'm very pleased by the appointment."
said Dr. Plummer, who lives in Chalfont.
"I'm looking forward to the challenge."
Dr. Plummer was graduated from
Austin Peay University with a Bachelor
of Science degree in Agronomy. He
went on to the University of Tennessee,
where he earned both his Masters degree
and his Ph.D. in Dairy Nutrition. ,
Y DVC Gets Pathfinder
Cow Award
Delaware Valley College was recently
presented with the American Angus Asso-
ciation Pathfinder Cow Award for DVC
Pride 1858. This cow has produced four
calves with an average weaning ratio of
108.
The Pathfinder Award is given to cows
who meet rigid requirements for early
calving and regularity of calving. This
also qualifies the animals for the 1983
Pathfinder Report which will appear in
the May issue of the Angus Journal.
"I believe awards of this type indicate
the improvement inperformance and qual-
ity of our cattle herd." said Dr. Hofsaess.
DAIRY NEWS
On April 18, 1984, the Delaware Val-
ley College Ayrshire Herd was classified
by the National Ayrshire Breeder's Asso-
ciation classifier, Gary Witt.
The classification program involved
evaluating each cow's overall type and
comparing her to the ideal Ayrshire cow.
In addition, there are 13 major linear
traits that are evaluated which are used
in a mating program to help correct the
individual cow's functional trait -weakness.
The results of the final scores for the
Del Val Ayrshire herd are as follows:
4 excellents (90% -f ), 6 very good
(80 to 89%), and 3 good plus (70 to
79% of ideal) for a herd average of
84 92. The breed average is about 80%
of ideal.
Special thanks to Jim Quartuccio,
Herd Supervisor, and to all the students
who assisted in the classiftoation program.
Club Exhibit Awards
The club exhibit awards went as
follows: ,
Major / Dynamic
1st Block & Bridle
2nd Biology
Major /Static
2nd Horticulture & Floral Society
3rd Agronomy
Non-Major / Dynamic
1st Apiary Society
3rd Chorale
Non-Major / Static
1st Apiary Society
2nd Lab Animal Club
3rd Model Railroad Club
H.M. Equine Club
Overall Winner
Apiary Society — Dynamic Display
I would like to congratulate all the win
ners and thank you for entering your dis-
plays.
Shari Kindig
. Chairman of Exhibits
A future DVC Aggie!
Photo/Mel Balliet
Block and Bridle and their first place
exhibit. . , , Photo /Mel Balliet
PHOTOGRAPHY & ART
CONTEST RESULTS
Abstract Color — Janice Accatatta
. Abstract B&W — Linda Goodloe
Animals Color — Margie Pecora
Campus Life — Barb Taft
Landscape Color - Jean nine Gravel
People Color — Mark Abissi
Plants Color — Philip A. Sargent
Drawings — Pen & Ink
* ' Wanda Perugini
Paintings — Watercolor
Chris Reed
Ceramic — Grand Champion
Nancy Kaba
Ceramic — Reserve Champion
Philip Sargent
LOST & FOUND
tan sweatjacket
mittens, gloves, and scarfs
5 subject notebook and clip board
black zipper bag
English book
calculater in suede case
man's watch
4 pairs of perscription glasses
medal (found at the
Junior dinner dance)
a novel
silver bracelet
pinky ring
horse pin
keys — loose and on chains
man's hat
blue wind breaker
shorts and t-shirt
■ Photo /Mel Balliet
A-DAY FLOWER
SHOW RESULTS
Fresh Flower Arrangements
Highest Points: Susan L. Hall
• Silk Flower Arrangements
Highest Points: Mary Ellen Tyson
Horticulture Division
Highest Points: Donna M. Brooks
Most Points Accumulated
in 1984 A- Day Flower Show
Mary Ellen Tyson
TRACK
by Mel Balliet
The men's track team traveled to Frank-
lin field this past weekend for the P«nn
Relays. This is not only a major event of
the season but is the final preparation for
the MAC Championships, held at Messiah
College today and tomorrow.
! At the Penn Relays the Aggies only
win came in the Pop Haddleton Memorial
4 X 400 relay. It marks the second
straight year the Aggies brought home
this award, as they covered the distance
in 3:19.9. Susquehanna, the Aggies big-
gest competition in this race and again
this weekend at MACs. was never really
in the race after dropping the baton on
the second leg handoff.
The Aggies' team consisted of Edson
Barrett (50.7). Tyler Smith (49.7), Chip
Zen- (49.7). and Al Benner (49.6).
The Aggies are at Messiah College this
weekend for the MAC Championships
and will be trying for the MAC crown
which has been owned by Susquehanna
for the past three seasons.
SPORTS COMMENT:
As I complete my fourth year as
Sports Editor of Ram Pages, I would just
like to take a moment to thank the coaches
and Sports Information Director Joe
Ferry. 1 have watched the athletic pro-
gram at DVC grow over this time and
with the devotion shown by all these
people I am sure it will continue to pros-
per in the future.
Mel Balliet
Sports Editor
Lisa Ciocci — ADa[> Queen from the
Block and Bridle Club. Photo/Mel BalHet
Livestock
Show Results
SWINE SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Kerry Doolittle
Reserve Champion — Steve Trostle
Champion Showman — Steve Trostle
Reserve Champion — Jim Brady
SHEEP SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Kerry Doolittle
Reserve Champion — Donna Lombardi
Champion Showman — Dan Lynch
Reserve Champion -— Kerry Doolittle
CATTLE SHOW:
Champion Fitter — Karen Frostick
Reserve Champion — Joe Rossi
Champion Showman —
Steve McMahon
Reserve Champion — Karen Frostick
Grand Champion Livestock Showman:
Steve Trostle
Reserve Grand Champion Showman:
Steve McMahon
Kerri; Doolittle wins champion sheep
fitter. Photo/ Mel BQlliet
SOFTBALL
The Aggies record dipped to 7-5 over-
all and 4-4 in the MAC as they lost both
ends of a twinbill to Scranton last week.
In the first game the Aggies got a two
RBI double from Michele Forry and an
RBI single from Carol Serik as they
scored three runs in the first inning, only
to lose the contest 6-3. The Aggies could
not get any runs in the second game, los-
ing that one, 1-0.
"We just couldn't score." said Coach
Ron Johnson, "They came down here
ranked in the top 20 in the nation and I
don't think they were that much better
than us. They played error free ball but
we just couldn't get our hits."
The Aggies finished their season on
Wednesday when they traveled to Wilkes.
GOLF
by Mel Balliet
Greg Hoffstetter shot a 72 in qualifying,
last Saturday and went on to finish third
in the MAC golf championships.
Hoffstetter. who was one of the Aggie
leaders all season shot an 81 on the se-
cond day of competition to finish third,
behind players from Franklin and Marshall
and Ursinus. This finish was the first
medal for an Aggie in a number of years
and considering there was 105 partici-
pants was a very big accomplishment.
The Aggies as a team made the cut to
play in the second day of competition
and finished 14th in the MAC.
"Greg played very well." said Coach
Al Wilson. "And. the team did very well
as a whole."
Dairy
. Show Results
FRESHMAN:
Champion Showman — Julie Squier
Reserve Champion — Leslie Ward
Champion Fitter — Pamela Mines
Reserve Champion — Brian Fleisher
SOPHOMORE:
Champion Showman — Bill Reeder
Reserve Champion — Diane Liiro
Champion Fitter — Denise Altemose
Reserve Champion — Todd Seeton
JUNIOR:
, Champion Showman — Kevin '
Stahlnecker , _ .
Reserve Champion — kcvtn Miller
Champion Fitter — Kevin Miller
Reserve Champion — Kevin
Stahlnecker ' v
SENIOR:
Champion Showman — John Ricciardi
Reserve Champion — Bev Brandt
Champion Fitter — Kathy Gill
Reserve Champion — John Ricciardi
Ayrshire Champion: Betsy Wollaston
Brown Swiss Champion: John Ricciardi
Holstein Champion: Kevin Miller
Grand Champion Fitter: Kevin Miller
Reserve Grand Champion Fitter:
Kathy Gill
Grand Champion Showman:
J, Kevin Miller
Reserve Grand Champion Showman:
Kevin Stahlnecker
Jennifer Corrigan displai^s her Brown
Swiss during the dair^; show.
Photo/Met Balliet
BASEBALL
by Mel Balliet
The Aggies have won the MAC North-
eastern Division which earns them the
right to play the Northwestern Division
champions, the Wilkes Colonels, tomor-
row, in the first round of the MAC play-
offs.
With a 9-8 overall record and a 7-3
mark in the MAC. the Aggies after a split
with Farleigh-Dickinson on Sunday, had
to wait for the outcome of the Scranton-
Upsala game to see if they would be tie
or the outright winners of the division.
With a win the Royals would have forced
a playoff game on Wednesday, but a loss
by Scranton gave the Aggies the title.
On Saturday the Aggies did drop both
ends of a doubleheader to non-league
opponent. Moravian; losing the first
game 2- 1 in 10 innings and the second
1-0.
After dropping the first game to FDD
(7-5) the Aggies bounced back to win
game two 13-0 and force the situation
with Scranton. Bob McEvoy lifted his pit-
ching record to 5-0 by tossing a four hit-
ter; he has only allowed 17 hits in 35 inn-
ings this season and has an earned run
average of 1.80. Emil Novak provided
most of the offensive power. Novak,
who leads the team in batting average
(.404). slugging average (.744). and
runs batted in (19), drove in four runs in
the second game, three of them coming
when he picked up two hits during the
Aggies' 10-run sixth inning.
"1 was really happy with the way wc
came back in the second game." said
Coach Frank Wolfgang. "Especially after
we lost the first game. There was an awful
lot of pressure on us in the second game.
It la so Important to chootc your own llfcatyle and not l«(
other* cliooac It for you.
G Todd - What can be said about the tosl /our \iean but "wild
Wherever \iou end up when you gel oul of here I hope you'll keep
in touch - Barb
Why do people pin labcli on themaclvca then run to find
the group of people the label repreaenta? Why?
Simple - Never heard of a florist having a putter's elboui ahd a
leasurelsi morning shower, running down the hall Let's throw
some more flies next year Nice marriage over the phone, uih<c#
was dropped m a week - Plaid
P.D. Crockett - Any man who will look Into hia heart and
honeatly write what he aeca there will find plenty «|
readera.
Simple — To a great roommate who has a wild "puuv" cat
with sharp, sharp claws See va next year and bring the jungle back
from home with you - 14 worr%en a semester
"Little One" - "Babe I'm leaving. I must be on my way. The
time la drawing near. My train la going, I ace It In your eyea,
the love, the need, your teara. But I'll be lonely without
you. And ni need your love to aee me through. So pleaae
believe me, my heart la In your handa. Fll be miaalng you."
Jfmmy — Vou're the best, good luck next year You don't know
how much I'll miss you — Love. Mel
Paul - Fve been through a lot of "firata" with you and I now
know I'm ready to face the "real world' on my own, atand-
Ing on my own two feet. Thank you for being patient and
underatandlng. Without you Fd probably atill be where I
waa when I firat met you. December 20th will alwaya be a
very apecial day to me. You will ahvaya be very apecial to me.
"Out here I stand with my heart in my hand My hopes on a wing
and a prayer I must have been born with o hole m my head cause
I've rKver said these things before "
F.D. - Had a great yearl Remember "The Old Weat" and
all the I.D. partie*. Let'a aee Garfield die for both of ua
nest year. — Brother I.D.
"Simple" - "Babe. I'm leaving. Ill say it once again and somehow
(ry (o smile I know the feeling were trying to forget if only for
awhile 'Cause I'll be lonely without you and I'll need your love to
see me through Please believe me my heart H tn your hands.
'Cause I'll be missing you Babe. I love you
Ginny - Hereforda loat It when ya leftl You are really cloae
to me and let u* keep It that way. Keep in cloae contact
over the aummer. Remember, I love youl - Jonathan, 111
. . . Greg
To "Sir" — "How do you thank someone who has taken you from
crayons to perfume'' It isn't easy but III try The time has come for
closing books and long last looks must end And a I leave I know
that I am leaving my best friend A friend that taught me right from
wrong Weak from strong That's a lot to learn What can I giue
you in return?" — With tow
Wanda - Hi! We loit aome contact thia year and I mia*
youl Let'* get cloae again. I promiae I will write ... I juat
wrote thi*. - Love ya. Buck
"/ look to the sea Reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad I think of friends and the dreams we had
Simple - Hope It waa a nolay night. You will get at leaat
20 equeaka next year. Different aqueak*. Garfield will die a
lot. Hope ya aleep aound. - 14 women a aemeater (soon to
be 20)
CUD) - h's been a great semester rooming with you Have a
good summer Try not to gel yourself into anymore "tight" situo
lions See ya over the summer or next year - P (Simple)
Mark - I think your muaic la greati Good luck in the
future. Keep in touch - Michigan Isn't that far. - Shari
Ulman 1st — Sunrises. Thursday night party, beating Foley ogoin'"
12 kegs for A Day. stealing signs, the deck and the wall Tharyks
guys. - DaueO
Tree (J.R.), Gonga, Cherie, Mesay Panta. E.T., Oracle,
Dana. Liaa, and Sue - You guys are greati Next year will
be fantaatic. but until then - SALUTEI (OuchI) See ya next
yearl - Love, Bippy
West Hills Country Club - Guys, don't knoui what I would have
done without yas Good luck to everyone of you in the future
Thanks for two years of a lot of fun Til miss you guys a lot So
come and visit a lot - Love ya — Theresa
Frank the freak - You Freakltl Put a toothpick In your
mouth, drive a Chevy, and move up to the mountalna, and
you might be as cool as mel Till next year. - Cheeka
Leslie — To a real good fnend we've made it through another
year. Two down and two to go Let's hope for a better next year
- Love. Ed
Hugh G. — Thanka for everything. Hope you stay at Del Val
for a long time (whether you want to or not). I don't think
you'd make a very good avon rep. — Anyway, your "1 ^an4-
aide, bass drummer, and prealdent
Trail - Thanks for being such a great roommate and friend Good
luck at Montclair State We'll miss you. Miller Hall wont be the
same (P S j Tell Jerry to keep his big bird quiet' - Love. LmiU
and Kim
Adam — No u^ed to say goodbye - I'm sure well meet
again and again. No need for explanation - we know each
other so well. Accepting you was as natural as loving you;
here's to being what you arel - Love you. Eve, A.D.
K D - These past few months have meant a great deal to me. I
hope we will have a lot more - M J T
Siaay — Hope we'll both atill be able to see the beacon
hoir. our separate ways. Always remember, Paul Maason,
Ice cream pies, ringing rocka, and everything elae. - Love,
Tizzie, P.S. Keep on wheezin'
Bold - Never forget sunnses the chapel, sign stealing "Let's gi^^
those lights " and boffing 'Your the best roommate - Daue O
Doug (my lab partner) - Draw '^0 was a blaati I hear Dr.
Elaon la getting a new flame retardant lab Jacket for next
year. At least I think ... I think ... I think ... he la. Have a
good aummer. — Karen
The Walking Hormore (Creep) - All that body, no personality' A
true waste of space Maybe too much muscle between the ears
Come back when you grow up' — Someone with more class
Seniora from heaven (Work 2nd) — Thanka for all the fun
memories. Stay In touch. I'll mlaa you all. Beet of luck to
all of you. - Love, Kate
My roommcae Sue — It was a great year, a real experience I'm
gonna miss this place and you Please, keep in touch Lets gel
together this summer - Love Gloria
Carl — Thla school will never be the same without youl
Good luckl - Tracy
Joe and Chris - You owe me $10 Thanks for being rtatP
fnends Ha' Ha' — Guess mho'
Nick - Our records Indicate that you still have a semester
to go, but we've decided that you don't need a )ob, you've
got a great one noe - breaking hearts. - The Placement
Office
Missy. Louie, Wanda. Michelle. Jane, and Kalhy — The floor wHI
never be the same uilhout you all Thanks for making my first two
years here as fun end happy as they were Good luck in your
futures — Kiahy Mac
Gwen. Penny, Terry, and all other Berk lat gala - Thanka
for being ^eat friend*. I'm going to mlas all the fun we
hadi More fun to come, thought Have a great summer. —
Love. Cindy D.
Mary Jo. &te. Te». Lisa, and Kate — Have a great summer 0rh.
dont work (o hard and please don't play to hard See you in
September - Love Robby
Tana - We work so well together. I only wish II had lasted longer
Thanks for being there I'll mits you, my friend - Love. you.
Lisa
K.D. — I hope we get to aee a lot of each other over the
aummer. I can never aee enough of you. Even now. You had
better atay by the phone cauae I think it will be ringing a
lot. - M.J.T.
Groce. Linda, Sue. Oana. and Fee2 - There's plenty of good
limes to come Thanks for giuing such good advice' Have a good
summer — Lisa
Ed - I know that whatever you do, you'll auccced In It, but
the beat of luck anyway. I'm glad you were here to make
thia my best year, I don't know what I would have don*
without youl - I love you awcctheart, Robin
All my pseudo friends on Work 1st - 7>ianks for a n\emorahle
birthday party' See you all next yew (Ah Dude, I wasn't the only
one. Ihhhhhi) - Cheeks
Student Government Senior* - Thank* for all the great
mcmoriea. It will never be the aame without you. - Kate
STOFFA — You are a wild woman and a great friend. Let's get
stupid sometime Have a good one — Moj
Richie C. — Not many teachera like you, you're one of the
be*t. Have a good aummer and aee ya next year. - Your
Fall "93 Hortculture Tech. Claaa
Sparky - Thanks for always being there I hope lh<H ive'll always
be friends Keep in touch always — Loom, Sandy .
Chrlatian Fellowehip Family - It's been two great 6n««,
and I'll never forget you folk*. See you again aometime. —
in Chriat. J.B.H.
Lukert. Dtarenko. MKBK. and Mel - The knarliest wenches I
know — what will you do uiithout me'' You made Barness bearable
and I'll miss you' My best to you always — Loue, Merk
Karen — fll mlaa you over the aummer. I'll manage ae long
a* I can aee you every now and then. Moatly now. I love you
more than I can aay. - Mike
Tess — Go home, get out of here, lue're closed. Three down and
one to go. YEEHA. - Mo/
Georgie — We have a aemeater - Ya-hoo. I be*ta aee ya
thi* *ummerl Have a real good onel I love you and maybe
ril ace you July 12. - Love. AftF ZAK
Redd - Take care of yourself this summer Be good and keep in
touch — Lisa and Sue
The girle In Miller hall - it'* been a real pleaaure knowing
all of you. I'm gonna mlaa you all. Don't worry I'll be back
to viait. — Love, Gloria
Doue O. Paul. Russ. and Steve O - You guys are great . too bad it
took us to long to find out Come back and party with us. /think we
owe you a keg or two We'll miss you.' — Loiie. Terri. Mary,
Nancy, and Mel
Jenny - 35 out of 35 - perfect acore. - ESTRUS MAN
RL - Thanks for the many great times I'll never forget em The
very best of luck to you and may all your wishes come true ~ R E
Tabor Crew - I love you all and ill mia* you. Come back
and viait, a lot. - Love, Kate
Scott K - I just wanted to thank you for ail the good limes we ve
had and those "perk up" talks Thanks for being there See you
next year' - Love ya, Cindy D
Pooper — We've had many good times and many bad, but
I'll never forget you. You always knew how to make me
laugh. Keep singing your little teapot song and it'll work
every time. - Love, Bup
Shan - To a great dance partner, a great listener, and a super ter
rific friend I love you for everything you are I will never forget that
special night / know we'l' keep in touch Good luck and lake good
care of yourself — Love. Paul
P. David C. - "it'a funny how you aound aa if you're right
next door, when you're really half a world away. I Just can't
seem to find the words I'm looking for: to say the things I
want to aay."
IVHCC — Vou guys hove been great You made my year Thank
. you. — Little General
Dear Dave - Why should I say goodbye when I really mean
Hello?! I love you lotal! — Huga-n-Kia*es, Sue
Grace. E T Jr . Bippy. Burnin. Stay. Gunga. Cherie - Glad I got
to knom you guys You're a lot of fun Have a suf>er summer Let s
keep in touch Slay oul of trouble' -- Love. Linda
Sword face - You dogi Do you really want a glass of water
with a lemon In it? What's the name of that building In
DC? - Hellloua
Suren. Spank. Rob Spank, and "Glenn" - Thanks for all your
help, understanding, and friendship. I couldnt haue done it
without you SPANK ENGINEERING" ^ Love. Til Spank
Robin and Anne — Have a great summer! I'm already look-
ing forward to E.D.S.2 ing It with you next year. - Love.
Tuey
T J - Hope your life stays lint less You are so immature' By the
way. have you seen a doctor'' - The Cripple
Polly — Plain and simple, thanks for a fantastic year. **
With love, Ron
Linda - Areni you going to say goodbye lo your friends' I did'
Jilly — Frienda forever, right? i hope so. Good luck and
hope you get that log cabin. Keep In touch! - Love, Rug
Mrs IVoddinglon — Jusi a final note lo say thanks for making .3 of
my 4 yeors extra great God Bless and here s a hug — John
Sues — You were a good alave. Next time, you can be the
one In pain - okay? Next time your In ND you'd bettor
viait! - Helen
Everyone I've missed — God Bless You All - Cheeks
Eck — Arc you ready for the aummer? - Sue
Manmi face - I'm looking forward lo a year as great as this one
P S Maybe ine'll even see each other next year
Ed - it'a the big time. l*ros or Penn? Whatever it be -
good luck and congrata!! — Sue
Chan and Becker - You guys are great' These past years have
been loo much Can'l wail to start the third' Keep in touch -
Love ya Weina
There are momenta you remember all your life. There are
momenta you wait for and dream of all your life. This is one
of those moments.
Helen — I hole you bral - Love. Sue
Scorch-Gov - Can we be candM, excuae me. Tm
Interrupt-
ing — Good Interruption — see you next fall in ntlealon vle-
Jo for your wedding. Have fun at the chapel. - The Pro*
from Dover
To my closest fnends - Sloffa. John. Tess. Kiliy. Raisen. Moto.
Denise. and the Elson Girls — I'm not gone forever ~ I'll be hack
lo haunt you Stay in touch — Love. The Oootch
B.F T B..FK R A ,andK.C. - Goodbye and Good luck
Have a good lime. - M.L.M.
Polly — CM you ever find Ted' Keep looking I hale you' -
Hellious
My buddy John. - Take care of youraelf and keep me
poated. i love youi - Deb
Pauly my Ulmon buddy - Keep up the good nighl work ill see
you next semesler in D town - Mary f
Hey Tutor - Maxwell Jump! - Baffled by Biology
Mo| and Tess - I'll iee you this summer' Bui have a good or\e
onyuiay, and all that other googie googie stuff' - Love. Tuey
Stove — Three houra lan't really that long and thla lan't
really a goodbye line. Thank* for everything! (ILY) - Love,
Kel
Kel - The only remaining Millenle - Never forget 57 keys and
watching Masada during finals - With love always, the few from
Elson of "80
Jimmy, Bruce, Pat, Nick, Dennia, Frank, Bob, Joe R.,
Paul, Dave-O, Ruaa, Stcve-O - Guya, here'a a toaat to: a
keg every weekend, aunriac morninga, Ulman roof, and
unbelievable A-week, "Welcome parenta," commanda mU-
*lon*, and friend* who can itever be replaced!!! - Youra In
intoxication. Mary, Nancy, Teni, and Mel
Bob - Thanks for your friendship, sorry it coulftnl have Started
laHler You're out. enjoy it! - Love. Mel
Carl - I'm really happy I got to know you thi* year. Thanka
for all the laughter, my first flagpole, and all the danceal
Good luck at Miami. — Kathy Mac .,
Slo//a - What a year - iis been real Have a good summer and
dont gel bitten by any sharks' — Take care. Nina
Gwon — I fought the law but I couldn't read the reeponac.
Also, your mother wanta you to keep away from Billy Idol'a
dresaing room. — Nancy
Rape O - Slay away from little girls the pre schooler whose life
you ruined al A Day should be enough See you at Pauls wedding
- SMD lives' - Steiie O and Rich
Cindy — Fair well to the moat voluptlou* on campua who I
crave night aitd day.
Miller HoJI — There's no olher may to soy this — j/ou guys are
great' Will miss you all very much Don t forget to visit — Love ya.
Nina
Gray M. - We want all of your body. - Love, Linda A
Meaan
Tilla - Thanks for smiles and laughs and slicking by I love yaf Let
me know when you're ready to "see the world ' - Deba
Bill - Thank* for the teetoaterone huge! Don't do anything
I wouldn't do. Who corrupted who? You wlah! - Helen
Marty - Its been h_ Well I guess it uiasn'l Ihni bod Gcjod
luck next year and enjoy it while you can. it will be gone before you
know It - Mel
Kermit - I gueaa I kissed the right frog! - I love you, Laura
Dirt - IVhat a slum — even though youre my buddy' Tix) bod
about the puppy' - Dirt
Sam - Sorry about the scare. Any gray hairs? Must be the
Mow-dryer. Next time, have more Ice cubes ready! - Helen
trir. Gary, Barney - Youve been some of my best and closest
friends ever Good luck in your new life and good hick with Pam
III see you sooner than you'd like Ron A
Dinda, Bippy, Baffa, Gonga, Rachel, Little Lisa, and Dana
- Have a great aummer. Next year la going to l>e a big party!
Salute Paaaa - ZAK.
Ralph Weidameiger — Would you please tell me who you really
are before you leave - Betsy
Tom - Remember studying in the swine barn, the reaearch
(Hal Ha!) and all the good times. October is only six months
away!! Good luck. See ya. - M.C.B.
Sam - No more slow dances' My hips were ;iisl geftinij the hang
of It'
Brenda, Flo, Becky, Alexl, Lisa, Sue - Thanka for being a
friend. - Love. Pam
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick, and think of you Caught up
in circle, confusion is nothing new Flashback — uiorm nights
almost left behind Suitcases of memories lime after -
Sack — Follow your dreama. - Love you. Donna
Boot - The very best in life lo you. you re very special Thanks for
everything big guy' — Much /one. Annie
Joe — You're a great guy and a hell of a lot of fun. I hope
the future is good to you. you deeerve it. Keep in touch! -
Love, Mel
Shouin (I spelled H right) — Hope you have a great summer Take
care of yourself I'll miss you - Love l.inda
'Bre - Only one more year to go! The laat three have been
great and this one's going to be even better. Have a great
summer, I'm sure we'll see each other. - Love ya, 'Bin
Joey - This jsn I really goodbye. I hope to see you this summer
Always remember the good limes we've had in the past we slill
have to go hiking yet - Haue a great lime in the Bahamas Bring
me back a tan ~ Love always. Kimmy
John & Ron - I don't know what I'll do next year without
you. Think of me suffering through those meetings. Thanks
for all the fun. -Kathy
Nancyleigh AKA Liay - Have a good summer // you don't stay
al least come up and visit Mo;
Deb, Gale, Jen. Karen, & Kelly - I wish for you a auc-
cesaful road, with few bumps and cloudless skies — In
other words good luck In the future , . . keep In touch. -
Love, Donna
GAR - /'// miss you over the summer I hope you'll come and visit
me I really enjoy your company - Pam
There's no chill and yet I shiver. There's no flame and yet I
burn. I'm not sure what I'm afraid of and yet I'm trembling.
There'a no storm yet I hear thunder. And I'm breathless,
why I wonder? Weak one moment, them the next I'm fine.
BUG EYES - I m sorry. I will change for the belter - Loue.
GEORGE
Dear Aggie - There Is this guy I'll give you his Initials N.R.
He haa thla problem of treating people like trash and ho
doean't know it. How can i help him? — A friend of a friend
Tabor Crew — IVho am I going to have a bust on next year' Good
luck lo all of you m the real uior/k"' You'll need it - Lone ya tots.
Sue
Kathy — I long to aee the sunlight In your hair and tell you
time and time again how much I care. Good luck next year.
Karen Doyle — I m going lo miss all the great times uie hod in our
exciting freshmen year' Take care and have fun over the summer
Se ya next year roomie' - Love. Cindy D
Gonga, Bippy. 2(AK, E.T,, Messy Panta, Dana, FeFe. and
Cherie - I love yas! Have a great summer. Cher I think
we'll get along thla summer don't worry. I'll se yas all next
aemeater. SALUTE! Behave youraelvee! - Love. Theresa
Agoln and Again - You are what you are Be all you can be Now
and forever
Chris (Curly) - It has really been a great aemeater atarting
with Superstars Sunday. Hope we laat! Let'a keep In cloae
contact thla aummer. See ya aoon. - Jonathan, ill
"Henry " - Graduation is tuio uieeks ouioy I'm still having problem*
letting you know how I feel I'm finding it very hard lo talk la you
about this
"Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on earth'a this
apell we're under. We made the grade and atill we wonder
who the hell we arel!!
R O W - Well you made it "Thank God'" I will never forget the
great times we had You will always remain a special part of my
life Good luck with your career and "life. "
Chrta and J.J. — it has been a great aemesterl J.J. remem-
ber the i.D. partlea and us brothers. ID. did a good coach-
Job .. . Ha! Ha! Chris, remember you will always smell of
D.J. and cream. - Chrta and Greg
"Or should I start with December 20lh' That normally dull night in
December' Well we both know that that nighl will live on forever . .
After that, a jnendship was created
A word to all underclassmen who have made my aqualn-
tence - "Let the frienda around you know, the love you
have before you go, ahow M now.' HI mlaa you alH - Carl V.
Meluin - The past two years have been greol being roomies with
you Thanks for putting up with me Best wishes to Tim and you.
im looking forward lo October 27 Kathy
Brian - Thank* for all the great timee. No matter where
you go I will always love you. Good luck with whatever you
do. - Love always and forever, Esther
Neumon Club - Thanks for everything' TH see you at the next
meeting if someone tells me when it is' - Your Vice fresidenl (I
think')
Kater - Well, kid, we made It! Think yAu can stand me
another year? Good luck at Histo and I'll be seeing you
over the summer! — Rooms
Paul - A dear friend who uii.'.' oluiays be close Thank you /or
everything Good luck next year Keep in touch - Shan
Carolyn - it'a been great knowing you these paat two
years. Good luck In your pursuits. Keep In touch this sum-
mer unless you go to New Z. II you go write to me. - Love
ya. Paul
"Where do / stort' WiU parlies where I hardly knew your name''
The meetings we we/e crnstantly attending' Homecoming uieek
end al home born artil i CO A M ''
Barb - You need not say a word. Your thoughts are heard
loud and clear I wtH mlaa you! - Love. Paul
Bruce - Good luc* in ewefylhlng. I'll miss you a lot — Love. Mel
Kathaleena. Grace, Beth, Bonnie, and Barb - You guys
are the greatest! Thanks lor making this last year special.
Never forget all those late night talks and parties. Thank
you all for being my frienda. I love yaa. - Til
Hey Crash - Although ,r began uiilh a "sudden impact' it turned
oul to be a pretty good year I'd do il again, but I guess you re not
into the 5 year plan I hope you find euerythtng you re looking /or,
and more - Perpetually Late
"One that will laat for an eternity. The long talks we
ahared, the long walka we to.ok. and even the occasional
"brawla" we had were all part ol our destiny to be bonded
together as the best of friends .
Chris and Tyson — Hope you have a wild lime in the Bahamas
and don I pick up too many native women You guys are irreplace
able, we love you both lyes, this meons you Uxt Tysi>n!) - Love.
Mel. Mary. Tern, and Nancy . , ,■
Sandy - Thanks for two of the best years of my life. My
love will be with you next year even when I'm not. - All my
love, Tony ■
Huey - You stiff hoi>e o momon's body you dope' Woit li/l you
loin C U F Co *l you HOOKIL Won't he Ihe same not getting
beaten up next year — Cheeks
Hey Aller — Be careful your unclaimed freight doean't end
up in any flooded streams or valleys this summer. - Your
two new roommates
All the Seniors - Giiod luck and congratulations hove fun m
the Bahamas We'll be thinking of you during finals
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VOL. 19
1984-1985
DcsIkRj^mg Vaflllcssf ©©Ollcsg®
Vol. XVIV. No. 1
Friday, August 31, 1984
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
President Feldstein's Welcoming Address
PRESIDENTS WELCOME
August 15. 1984
My heartfelt and best wishes to our returning Sopho-
mores. Jufiiors and Seniors dnd to all Freshmen and
Transfer Students for an educational, happy, and suc-
cessful college year The many improvements which
were made this past year in our physical plant should
certainly help to enhance the quality of life on our cam-
pus I refer particular^ to the Student Center, the
Audio- Visual Center in Eisner Hall, the improved Infir-
mary in Elson Hall and the facilities for the courses in
Studio Art on the second floor on Segal Hall.
I wish to reiterate once again that every student is a
very important member of the entire college community.
Consequently, every student is expected to act in a res-
ponsible manner both on and off campus All students
should be anxious and willing to help to promote the
welfare of the College and preserve the beauty and
tranquility of our campus.
The Administration. Faculty and Staff are always
ready to help you in every reasonable way possible.
I wish you good luck and success!
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This Week on *
Campus
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBHl 1
MOVIE: M'A*S*H wifl be shown in the AU-
Purpose Room at the Student Center. TTiose
of you who stick around this weekend and
need something to do, come on over. The
movie starts at 8 p.m. and it's FREE!
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5
8 p.m. — James Mapes will bring his show
"PSI — A Journey Into the Imagination" to the
Student Center. More than just an ESP and
Hypnotism show, Mapes leads you on a space
voyage ... a journey into outer space through
the imagination using a large number of hyp-
notized subjects from the audience. So, if you
would like to sec little green men or go through
a time warp, come over to the All Purpose
Room at 8 p.m. General admission is $1. but
^udents of DVC get in FREE!
^ Be on the lookout for a wild dance party that jf
is scheduled for Saturday;. September 8 at 9 p.m.
"¥ More details to come next issue! *
WELCOME
BACK!
Admissions Volunteer
Seminar
A one day seminar on the College's Admissions Pro-
gram has been scheduled for Saturday, September 8,
1984. The seminar, to be held on campus, has been
planned in an effort to familiarize those wishing to assist
in the College's Admissions effort as to the latest ad-
vances in the College's academic and extracurricular
programs.
The scheduled program includes a review of the ad-
missions process as well as general introductory ses-
sions on each academic division.
Interested students are encouraged to participate in
the seminar as students are often the most effective
representatives of the College. Current students can
also be most helpful in updating alumni and other vol-
unteers as to the latest changes on campus.
Those students who are interested in participating in
the seminar can sign up or receive more information by
contacting either the Admissions or Alumni offices by
Wednesday, September 5.
STUDENT CENTER HOURS
August 27*31
Snack Bar
7:30 a. m. -2:30 p. m Monday - Friday
7:30- 10 p. m Monday - Thursday
Student Store & Textbooks
9a.m.-4p.m Monday - Friday
6-8 p.m Monday - Thursday
September 4-7 & September 10
Snack Bar
Regular schedule.
Student Store & Textbooks
10 a.m. -3 p.m Monday - Friday
6-9 p.m Monday - Thursday
September 11-14
Regular schedule.
Evening student books available in store.
Proposed Student Center Hours
Student Center
7:30 a.m.- 11 p.m Monday- Friday
1-11 p.m Saturday & Sunday
Snack Bar
7:30 a.m. -2:30 p.m Monday - Friday
5:30- 10 p.m. . . Monday - Friday (effective 9-4)
Closed Saturday
7:30-10p.m Sunday
Student Store (effective 9-10)
10:30 am -2:30 pm Monday - Friday
6-8 p.m Monday - Thursday
Textbooks
10:30 a m -2 p.m Monday - Thursday
Game Room
11 am. -10 p.m Monday - Friday
Closed Saturday
7:30- 10 p.m Sunday
No attendant 5 7 p.m. Monda^f Fridai;
New Infirmary
A new location has been established for the Health
Services Center in the rear of Elson Hall. These new
quarters have been developed to further improve our
ability to serve the medical nveds of our student bod^.
Parking has been provided behind Elson Hall (along-
side of Eisner Hall) to accommodate those occasions
when transporation is necessary.
Entrance to the new infirmary is located at the rear of
Elson Hall. Infirmary hours will be posted on the various
campus bulletin boards.
The Health Services Center also provides confiden-
tial, personal counseling. These services are offered to
students on a drop-in basis. Wednesdays from 2-5
p.m. and Thursdays from 5-8 p.m. Students ar« en-
couraged to use this service in order to deal with any
questions concerning adjustment to the college experi-
ence, (stress, anxiety, depression, etc.)
Introducing CISM
— taken from Green & Gold Horizons
In response to an ever-growing need for graduates
trained in the field of computer information, the college
now offers a major in Computer Information Systems
Management (CISM).
" The CISM program is a natural out-growth of de-
velopments in our Business Administration program."
said Dr. John Mertz, dean of academics. Instead of
focusing on the computer as a machine as is done in
computer science programs, our major will focus on
current business applications of the computer."
A student who majors in CISM will automatically
minor in Business Administration. A student who ma-
jors in Business Administration can elect to minor in
CISM. As with every other major, students will be re-
quired to complete twenty-four weeks of practical work
experience within the major.
The program's stated aim is to develop uniquely
qualified graduates to fill the career needs in the public
and private sectors of corporate America. Dean Mertz
indicated that the college hopes to have between 1(X)
and 120 students enrolled in the major.
Dr. Theodore Christie, asscx:iate professor of mathe-
matics, was named acting chairman of the CISM De-
partment. In that capacity, Dr. Christie will lead the
search for a permanent department chairman and addi-
tional faculty members as well as counsel students in-
terested in the new major.
Most of the equipment needed for the CISM major is
already on hand. A Prime system with sixteen terminals
for student use was just installed this past September. In
addition to the Prime system, the college has a variety
of Eagle and Apple personal computers.
"Students in the CISM major will gain experience on
each different type of equipment we have," said Dr.
Christie.
Sometime in the near future, probably next summer,
Allman Hall will be renovated from the ground up and
made into a computer center.
Welcome and good luck to all the new students who
are enrolled in the CISM program.
Z':i^'' ■ -^if^O
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The Editors' Desk:
We would like to welcome all freshmen and all re-
turning students, faculty and staff. The editors and staff
of Ram Pages are already busy at work producing our
weekly college newspaper and are also looking for in-
terested people to assist us. Come on out to our first
meeting on Monday, September 3 at 7:30 p.m. in the
Raw Pages office on the second floor of the Student
Center and dazzle us with your talent. We'll be needing
artists, photographers, reporters and anyone else who
is willing to work for some college credits.
We encourage letters to the editor, and any articles or
editorials from students, faculty and staff of DVC.
All articles, etc. for the week's paper must be turnetf
in to the Ram Pages post office box by 4 p.m. Monday
of the week the copy is to be printed. Our post office
box is 988. : :•
Don't forget the first meeting of Ram Pages — Mon-
day. September 3 at 7:30 p.m. See you there.
Co-editors
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Play Fair
by Jean Meyer
How do you make freshmen feel comfortable in a
new surrounding? On the first day, the only people
they know is their roommate! Well. DVC has a great
way to show their warmth to the class of '88 and "Play
Fair" is the answer. ' ' ■■ '• . ■^■
On Monday, the 27th. "Play Fair." hosted by Jeff
and sponsored by Student Government, helped make
the freshmen class feel like an "aggie." Jeff ac-
complished this impossible task by asking the students
to participate in doing crazy things. For example. Jeff
had everyone finding others with the same birthdate.
Once in a group, the students sat in a circle on each
others knees. I know "crazy!" But the night continued
with forming groups of two's and learning how to start
an argument with their partners. The roof almost ex-
ploded with all the yelling! Then we were told to form
groups of three's. One person went first and told the
other two in the group to do a crazy thing. For exam-
ple, hugging all the gorgeous guys or walking up to a
girl and telling her that she is pretty. At the end of the
night, we picked partners and instead of dancing nor-
mally, we danced back to back and then exchanged
partners at the sound of a whistle.
Throughout the entire night, the laughter never
stopped. At the end of the evening, instead of shy.
confused faces, the students felt great and very friend-
ly towards each other. For the class of '88, the first
night of their stay at DVC started with a boom!
CROSS COUNTRY 1984
The Delaware Valley College Men's and Women's
Cross Country Teams extend an open invitation to any-
one who might be interested in. running cross country
this fall. Although prior running experience is some-
times helpful, a significant number of our varsity run-
ners began their running careers here at DVC.
Both the Men's and Women's Teams had winning
seasons in 1983. but both teams lost some key people
from their 1983 squads, and therefore there is a great
need for new team members to help compliment those
returning from last year's squads.
Team captains for this year's squads will be Tom
Reynolds and Kim Hack The track coach Mr. Jim
Eicorn will be coaching the Women's Team and Dr.
Bob Berthold will be returning for his sixteenth year as
head Men's coach.
If you think that you might be the least bit interested
in running cross country here at Delaware Valley Col-
lege, you are urged to report to the Lobby of the James
Work Gymnasium between 4:00 and 4:15 P.M. pre-
pared to practice Please look for and introduce yourself
to either of the coaches or captains.
Aggie Football Camp Notes
by Duke Blessing
On Friday. August 17. the Aggies opened up the
1984 football season with 154 prospective players in
camp. Thanks to the recruiting efforts of coaches Wil-
son. Massino and Davis, the Aggies have the quantity
to develop a strong team, very deep at each position.
Former Central Bucks East head coach Chuck Rocconi
is leading the way for the Aggies offense which has
several key starters returning.
It's much too early for any predictions for the upcom-
ing year but. if the quantity can be transformed into
quality, an MAC championship seems very possible
and probable.
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STAFF
Editors Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Photography Editor Linda Goodloe
Sports Editor Gene Blessing
Advertising Gene Blessing
Artist
Student Government Representative
Reporters
Photographers
Advisors Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
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Vol. XVIV. No. 2
Friday. September 7. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do riot necessarily reflect the viewpoint of tfie paper or school.
Aggie Football
Season Opener at
Randolph-Macon
September 8
What's Gone on Before?
(The Summer in Review)
by E.D.W,
Well, it's hard to believe it, but Labor
Day is over and school is in full swing.
Before we get lost in the new school
year, let's take a look at what has hap-
pened during the summer.
.., If you think back to February, you will
remember that this year is a leap year, a
four-year event which means one extra
day of presidential campaigning. The
first party to wow us with their conven-
tion was the Democrats. The first black
presidential hopeful in history. Jesse
Jackson, moved America to a new
awareness of itself. This new awareness
was emphasized with the nomination of
Geraldine Ferraro as the first woman
candidate for Vice President. Her run-
ning mate is none other than former Vice
President Walter Mondale.
As presidential elections are four-year
events, so are the Olympic Games. The
XXIII Olympic Games of Los Angeles
brought lots of first's and in more ways
than one. For the first time in history,
U.S. men and women received medals
in gymnastics, the men's team a gold and
the women's a silver. These athletes won
American's hearts. Who will ever forget
Mary Lou Retton's perfect lO's on the
vault. But the Olympic first's were not
the only medals. For the first time the
Olympic Games held a women's mara-
thon and though Joan Benoit won the
race, all of our hearts went out to Gabriela
Andersen Schiess, the Swiss marathon
runner who staggered and swayed on
the verge of collapse as she entered the
LA. Coliseum. All of us wanted to reach
out and help her along but to her, all she
could focus on was that no one touch
her and to cross the finish line. She did
finish, collapsing just past the line and
placing 23rd. Yes indeed, it was a sum-
mer for the ladies — almost. .jr 'i
In August. Miss America, for the first
time ever, had to resign her post due to
explicit photographs of her being
published in Penthouse Magazine.
. Being overshadowed with political flap
about finances the Republicans renomi-
nated Ronald Reagan and George Bush
to run for President while the Democrats
swam for their lives in the pool of Ferraro
finances.
To prove the underdog can win. the
FBI sting backfired as John DeLorean
was found not guilty on cocaine charges.
We now have to decide — will this fall
be as action packed as the summer of
'84?
THE ENGLISH ARE COMING
THE ENGLISH ARE COMING
Well, it's official ~ DVC will be work-
ing together with the Men-ist Wood Agri-
cultural College from England on a 1985
Philadelphia Flower Show exhibit.
This should be an experience of a life-
time, as two of the finest Ornamental
Horticulture colleges in the world plan
and produce a show-stopper Rower
Show exhibit. This will be one of the
most ambitious exhibits ever undertaken
by DVC.
We need good people to make it hap-
pen. If you have an interest in working
on the exhibit in any way. look for
notices about the next meeting or contact
Dr Martin whose office is located in the
Greenhouse complex. Join us! Come
out and make this year's Flower Show a
show-stopping success.
The Hillman Sitting Garden
by E.D.W.
' Some of you may have been wonder-
ing what is going on next to the Library.
The construction work is the foundation
for a new garden. This past year, a
donation was made by Mrs. Hillman and
her family to create a new garden on
campus. Mrs. Hillman is the daughter of
CHAIRMAN OF COLLEGE'S
CISM PROGRAM NAMED
Gene Lewis has been appointed Act-
ing Chairman of the newly-created Com-
puter Information Systems Management
Department at DVC, president Joshua
Feldstein announced.
"We are proud to have someone like
Mr. Lewis join the College," said Dr.
Feldstein. "We look forward to having
him make our new program grow over
the next few years "
■ Lewis, a 37-year-old New Britain resi-
dent, is anxious to undertake the chal-
lenge of making the CISM major, which
will be offered for the first time this fall,
as successful as the College's 10 other
majors.
" "As far as I'm concerned the CISM
program at DVC is being offered at the
right time," said Lewis. "The demand is
out there for people trained in the com-
puter field and the demand will be there
for at least the next 20 years. The CISM
program is a significant enhancement of
the College's already fine programs."
Lewis has spent the last 12 years in
computer systems-related jobs. Most
recently, he was employed as Systems
Marketing Manager for Drexelbrook
Engineering Company in Horsham. Pre-
viously, Lewis spent four years as a
Senior Instructor in process management
systems for Honeywell, Inc.
Lewis was graduated from Grove City
College with a degree in Mathematics in
1%8 and earned his Masters in Systems
Management from the University of
Southern California. He went on to
serve five years in the United States
Air Force, three as a Minuteman ICBM
crew commander and two as a training
instructor.
Lewis' duties at the College will be to
manage and administer the academic
portion of the CISM program and to
recruit new students for the program.
"I will be helping to find people to
teach, primarily in the evening program
at first but later, as the program grows,
for the day school," said Lewis. "I'll also
be responsible for letting high school
students know about our program, as
well as teaching some of the courses."
Lewis and his wife Dianne have one
child, Denise, who is one-year-old.
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the school's founder, Dr. Krauskoph,
therefore it is fitting that the garden
be constructed next to the Krauskoph
Library. But Mrs. Hillman is not the only
person connected with the garden. The
design for it was provided by alumnus
Steve Quigly '73 and the construction by
Mr. Herbert Millstone, class of '53. The
garden will consist of brick areas in in-
tricate patterns. The plants for the
garden were selected by Mr. Ray and will
include dogwoods and azalea plantings
along with perennial plantings for year-
round color. The plants will be planted
by the school grounds department under
Tim Vericallo with completion scheduled
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Middletown Grange Fair
1984 Holstein Show
The Bucks County Holstein Show was
held August 17, 1984 at the Middletown
Grange Fair, Wrightstown, Pa.
" The College took six cows and six
heifers. The results are as follows: DVC
Elevation Promise - ET, 2nd jr. heifer
calf; DVC Chairman Lemonade. 5th int.
heifer calf; DVC Milkmaster Christy. 5th
sr. heifer calf: DVC Prince Paula, 6th jr.
yearling heifer: DVC Valiant Pearle, 8th
jr. yearling heifer; DVC Chairman
Delight, 3rd sr. yearling heifer; 4th Best
Three Junior Females; DVC Marvex
Adrienne, 1st dry cow. 3-4 yr. old: DVC
Molly Chief Lemon, 8th 3 yr. old cow;
DVC Jemini Astra. 2nd 4 yr. old cow &
2nd best udder; DVC Fond Lindy. 4th
aged cow; DVC Elevation Asterette, 6th
aged cow: Wish wood Rocket Pride. 1st
100,000 lb. class: 2nd Best Three Senior
Females: 1st Product of Dam (DVC
Fond Tom Annette): 5th Dam &
Daughter - Pride and Promise; 8th Dam
& Daughter - Lemon and Lemonade.
The Bucks County Fair provides
another excellent example of Hands on
Experience " for our students. They were
involved in a significant amount of pre-
paration and care of the cattle and did all
the showing of the cattle in the contest.
In addition , they were great ambassadors
for DVC at the Fair.
The following students are to be con-
gratulated for a job well-done: John
Felondis, Pam Hoynowski. Tess
Mowery, Don Orner and Bill Rubaski.
We want to especially thank Greg
Bozdech, Patty Den mead and Lance
Forster, for helping with the show and
caring for the Dairy in their Herdsmen
roles.
In addition, we thank Jim Quartuccio
for his support as Herd Supervisor and
assisting in various aspects in helping
make the overall show a success.
We thank the administration for their
supp>ort.
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"^ This Week on *
* Campus *
^ SATURDAY. SH^^EMBER 8 *
^ The football team goes away to ^
battle Randolph-Macon at 2 p.m.
j^ Cross Country will be running in j^
the Lebanon Valley Invitationai
j^ away. Women at 10:(X) and men j^
at 11:00.
)f VIDEO DANCE PARTY. APR 9 K-
p.m. Sponsored by your Student
♦ Government. See article on front ^
page.
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 10
^ Last day to add or drop course.
. Arrange your schedule now be- ^
cause after today you're stuck with
^ TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 1 ^
Volleyball game against Ursinus in
]f the Gymnasium at 6:30 p.m. Let's )f
get out there and 0ve our team
some support! j|>
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^-WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 12 3f
MOVIE: "YentI" starring Barbra
^ ^reteand will be shown in the Stu- ^
dent Center APR. Admi^on: $1.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
AN OLYMPIC VIEWPOINT
by Duke Blessing
I had several long-winded articles pre-
pared for Raw Pages concerning my
thoughts on the 1984 summer Olympics
recently completed in Los Angeles. 1
contemplated writing in praise of the
likes of Joan Benoit, the winner of the
first-ever Olympic marathon for women;
the men's gymnastic team, the multi-
talented and humble Carl Lewis, the
untouchable Edwin Moses and Greg
Louganis, the unchallenged U.S. men's
basketball team (sorry guys of the 1960
Olympic team, this group is the greatest
ever), the clutch performance of Mary
Lou Retton and the tear- jerking, heart
wrenching victory by Greco-Roman
wrestler Jeff Blatnick who only two short
years ago was fighting for his life. >-
With all the positives mentioned
above, it would seem like these Olympics
were ultra-successful even without the
Soviet-Bloc nations. But there are a few
black spots which I can't seem to get out
of my mind and it makes me wonder
what the Olympics' true meaning is and
what they are becoming.
The judging and scoring for the boxing
matches involving U.S. fighters was an
absolute disgrace! I hope nobody is
seriously comparing this team to the
1976 boxing team, because frankly,
there is no comparison whatsoever!
Another mess occurred during the
Kathy Sullivan interview of Mary Decker.
Miss Sullivan really put the screws to
Mary Decker and broke her down to
tears. She tried to make up for all of it
with an apology at the end but it was too
late, the damage had been done.
Finally, I have to comment on the two
biggest jokes of any Olympics — and
they had to start during the Hollywood
Olympics — rhythmic gymnastics and
synchronized swimming. What is the
purpose of these events? I wonder if
Tracie Ruiz has washed all the gelatin our
of her hair yet? Has she found the key to
unlock her jaw and frozen smile? Have
the girls from rhythmic gymnastics un-
tangled themselves from their ribbons
yet? Who ever did win the hoola-hoop
portion of the event? With the allowance
of these two new spectacles in the Olym-
-pics. it really does leave quite a bit to the
imagination as far as what else should be
included in the future.
If you have any suggestions (humor-
ous or not) for the 1988 summer Olym-
pics or any comments concerning the
views in this article, write to me in care of
Ram Pages. Box *988 and voice your
opinion!
Future Farmers of America
The DVC Chapter of the Future
Farmers is alive, well and residing on the
DVC campus! The organization has
begun the year with high expectations,
many goals and a full program of ac
ttvities. all of which they intend on
reaching and fulfilling. The interest at
Club Night was excellent with 44 people
signing onto our mailing list. The club is
looking forward to its best year ever with
many new members. Below is listed a
hriei summary of our calendar of events
for September and October. Watch the
bulletin boards for the announcements of
our first meeting.
September: Picnic/Barbeque/Hayride
Bowling Night
Raffle
October: Homecoming
Hayride
Exchange with Penn State
THE FAT LADY
HAS SUNG!
by Duke Blessing
Although it is not officially over until
mathematical elimination, the 1984 Phil-
adelphia Phillies have to be hearing the
voice of the fat lady who has parked her
big bottom in the south side of Chicago,
at homey Wrigley Field.
This collection of no-field, non-oppor-
tunistic characters will watch their ex-
teammates waltz the National League
East division title and will sit back and
wonder what might have been.
Along with the numerous blunders on
the field the team is missing the spirit and
motivation that has typified Phillies base-
ball for the past decade. Listless ball-
players not ever half-heartedly attempt-
ing to search themselves for some soul.
The Veterans Stadium "boo-birds" have
plenty of reason to bellow in full force.
Fellows, hear my plea, although the
weight of the fat lady has apparently
drained your desire to continue to give it
your all. do a favor for yourselves and
especially your loyal fans — play out the
string with hustle, determination and
class because spring training is only a
little over five months away and 1985
brings another chance to shut the fat lady
up!
SPORTS EDITOR'S CONTEST
• Ram Pages is sponsoring a "pick-the-
winners" contest in conjunction with the
1984 NFL season. All entries must be
received at Box *988 or *5 15 by 4 p.m.
on Thursday. September 13.
'\ On a piece of paper or index card
include 50C in a sealed envelope and
choose the following: ., ,^ .
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NFC West Champion _
AFC East Champion"
AFC Central Champion
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NFC Champion ' -
AFC Champion
Super Bowl Winner
Total points for Super Bowl game
There will be a $25 cash prize for first
place and a $10 cash prize for second
place. Hurry up and get your entries in
— only one per person!
WILD DANCE PARTY!
On Saturday. September 8, the Stu-
dent Government will sponsor the WILD
DANCE PARTY
The WILD DANCE PARTY is a four-
hour music video dance. The dance con-
cert consists of the best music videos
available in America. Produced by Elec-
tric Video Company. Inc . WILD DANCE
PARTY uses state of the art SONY video
equipment and the famous BOSE con-
cert system with two super bass bins. A
first-class music video presentation is the
result.
A partial list of artists who appear:
David Bowie, Phil Collins. Duran Duran.
Elton John. Kaja Goo Goo. The Kinks.
Devo. J. Geils Band. Split Enz, Thomas
Dolby, Maze, The Motels. Bill Wyman.
Rod Stewart. Flock of Seagulls. Todd
Rundgren, Peter Townsend Warren
Zevon. Naked Eyes. Graham Parker,
Ashford & Simpson and Kim Carnes.
The WILD DANCE PARTY will be
held in the Student Centers All-Purpose
Room at 9 p m
Aggte$ Open Season at
Randolph-Macon
by Joe Ferry
Delaware Valley College will kick off
its 1984 football season by taking on
Randolph -Macon College, located in
Ashland. Virginia, Saturday. September
8. Game time is 2 p.m.
The Aggies went 6-4 in 1983 after
winning or sharing the Middle Atlantic
Conference Northern Division title the
previous three years. The Aggies were
4-4 in the MAC last year.
DVC head coach Al Wilson, begin-
ning his ninth season, is hoping his team
can recapture the winning magic of the
championship years,
"I'm excited about this season," said
Wilson , whose team took on Gettysburg
College in a scrimmage last week. "We
lost a number of good players from last
year and they will be hard to replace. But
we have a solid nucleus returning and we
had a pretty good recruiting year. I think
we'll have a team which gets better as it
plays more together."
Senior Gary Kemberling will start at
quarterback against Randolph- Macon.
Kemberling replaces record-setting QB
Tom O'Neill, who graduated.
Senior Nick Russo moves into the
halfback slot vacated by Cosmo Losco.
who also graduated. Despite a subpar
season in 1983, Russo begins this year
just 850 yards short of Eric Reynolds' all-
time rushing record.
Senior John Avallone will take Russo's
spot at fullback. Avallone suffered
through two injury-plagued seasons
before finally getting through last year
without any major hurts. He had a fine
camp and appears ready to enjoy a solid
season .
The final member of the backfield will
be sophomore Paul Dennis. Dennis is
coming off a major knee injury but has
appeared solid in workouts.
The offensive line is a strong area, with
four of five starters returning, in George
Stahl, Eric Prostko, Joe Rada, John
Mazzola and newcomer Joe Harby. the
Aggies have an ideal blend of size,
strength, quickness and experience.
Split end Dan Glowatski starts the sea-
son just 1 1 catches and 66 yards short of
the College's all-time records in both
categories. A senior. Glowatski has good
speed and excellent hands.
One problem for the Aggies, however,
has been finding someone to comple-
ment Glowatski's pass-catching abilities.
Kevin Boyle, who was showing signs of
developing into that kind of receiver,
decided not to return to DVC for his
junior year.
"It's a major area of concern for us,"
said Wilson. "After Glowatski, we just
haven't been able to find someone who
can help us."
A Different Kind of Learning
Experience at DVC
Every Friday night at 7 p.m. you can
expect quite a bit of activity in the Stu-
dent Center Music Room. That's where
the DVC Christian Fellowship meets to
delve into the Holy Scriptures through
song, sharing and discussion. Every Fri-
day night the Fellowship hosts a speaker
(usually a local pastor) who talks about
some aspect of the Christian way of life.
The Fellowship is also planning other ac-
tivities, such as a Fall Retreat (September
28-30), weekend activities, picnics and
community service projects for this
semester. CF invites anyone who is in-
terested to stop by and join us. And may
God bless!
The same holds true at tight end,
where junior Brian Breneman is the
returnee. Wilson has tried several can-
didates at tight end to spell Breneman
but has not yet been successful .
Defensively, the questions are even
more numerous. All-American tackle
Dave Murphy graduated, leaving a gap-
ing hole in the defensive line. Junior Rob
Charette, last year's leading tackier, is
the anchor. Sophomore Chuck Heiber
has asserted himself at one of the end
spots while junior John Riley inherits the
other.
The linebacking crew seems solid with
returnees Joe Chrismer, Jim Hannon
and Bruce Sweda. The secondary, how-
ever, is still unsettled, with junior Joe
Cox, Steve Clark, senior Bob D'Arpa
and senior Joe Radaszewski the leading
candidates for starting jobs.
In Randolph-Macon, the Aggies will
be facing a team which started slowly last
year but wound up winning five of its last
six games. The Yellow Jackets finished
with an overall record of 5-5 and an Old
Dominion Athletic Conference record of
4-2.
The Aggies won last year's meeting
between the two teams by a 33-0 score.
Randolph- Macon has 13 starters back
from last year, including offensive tackle
Doug Seay. defensive back Jay Pitts,
running back Greg Amick and running
back Alan Wright (682 yards rushing. 22
receptions, four touchdowns) .
Defensive tackle Tom Shaw, who had
10 sacks among his 90 team-leading 90
tackles last year, is another key returnee
for the Yellow Jackets.
"This is a big game for us," said Wil-
son. "It's important that we start this
season off on a good foot. Randolph-
Macon is a very good team. We'll have
to be ready to give it our best shot."
After returning from Ashland, the Ag-
gies will begin preparations for their
home-opener against Albright College
Saturday, September 15 at James Work
Memorial Stadium.
Biology Club
ATTENTION!! On behalf of the Biol-
ogy Club and all upperclassmen. we
would like to welcome all incoming fresh-
men, We plan to have a really exciting
year! Our big event this year is a Whale
Watch at Cape Cod. The trip sounds
great and we would like to welcome
anyone and everyone interested to join
us. For more information see Tim Sitarik,
Work 114 or Kate Smith, Cooke 109.
We hope to see you at our meeting on
September 10 in Mandell 216 at 4:15
p.m.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht
Artist Suzanne Heileman
Photographer Tim Ireland
Advisors . , Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV. No. 3
Friday. September 14. 1984
NOTICE; The opinions i'xprcssfd m ariv imlivitlual arliclc do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or scfiool.
DVC at the Vet!
Phillies vs. Mets
Sept. 18 - Be There!
Mrs. Jean Work
Decades of Dedication
E.D.W.
After 34 years of service to Delaware
Valley College, Mrs. Jean Work, wife of
past president. James Work, has decided
to retire as assistant to the president.
Mrs. Work's career began in 1950 when
she served as a secretary. She later
became an administrative assistant to the
then president Work. She served in that
post, till her husband's death in 1977. At
that time she became vice president of
administrative affairs. During those years
Mrs. Work was responsible for many
things, including the department of per-
sonnel, the post office, motor vehicles,
house keeping, and overseer of Dean of
students office. Later on she served as
business manager and a liason to the stu-
dent body and student government.
(When talking with anyone who knew
her, the students were her major concern.)
In testimony to her dedication to the stu-
dent body the class of '75 honored her
with the Jean Work memorial garden out-
side the Work gymnasium.
Mrs. Work was much respected by her
co-workers, as she was always there,
whether it was a campus concern or a
personal problem. Mrs. Work is viewed
by many as a big sister, favorite aunt, or
dear friend. To many, Mrs. Work was
the family person in the administration,
she made school home.
In most recent years Mrs. Work served
as vice president and assistant to the
president. (1980-1983) when she de-
cided to retire, she remained as the assis-
tant to the president until this year.
On Sunday, September 9th Mrs. Work
was honored at a dinner, where many
members of the Board of Trustees, (since
1977 Mrs. Work has been secretary and
still holds that post), faculty, administra-
tion, students, and alumni turned out to
say thanks and good luck.
Mrs. Work still plans to come to foot-
ball games (a true aggie at heart) and
other school events such as homecoming
and A-Day. One can only assume that
Florida or the Bahamas also fit into her
plans.
'n. ^ #
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Ram Pages would like to thank every-
one who attended Monday's meeting. It
was a successful meeting. As our staff
grows, we are capable of covering more
areas of interest. Our next meeting is
Monday, September 17 at 7:30 p.m. in
the Ram Pages Office, 2nd floor. Stu-
dent Center. Anyone interested please
attend. Thank you!
Co-editors
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
What's Happening around
the O.H. Building?
By Jamie Beck
Our new O.H. building was erected
last summer and finished late in the fall.
As the workmen were regrading the
grounds this summer they encountered a
number of complications. First, they ran
into a septic field, next the big oak tree by
the main building died, and finally, they
discovered flooding behind the building
due in part to drainage backup by the rail-
road tracks. Currently, they are trying to
solve these problems using a variety of
methods. At one time they tried to break
the septic field but then decided to put a
concrete platform over top to protect it.
The workers are having more difficulty
with taking down the oak tree than ex-
pected, but the tree should be down by
the printing of this article. They will also
be taking down a dead tree by Eisner
Hall, which is the new audio- visual
building.
The area around the OH. building
will be landscaped this coming spring
and some of it may even be done this fall.
Mr. Blau and students in his design class
are developing plans for the landscaping.
Plans are to build a Dwarf Conifer Garden
that will be by the library and stretch to
Eisner Hall, which then connects to the
Hillman Sitting Garden.
An OH. major alumnus of D.V.C.,
Martin Brooks, is assisting the department
with the Dwarf Conifer Garden project.
Frederick Gray is the coordinator of ar-
boreba and the Dwarf Conifer. The time
it will take for completion will be a couple
of years. Plans are to initially get some of
the Dwarf Conifer plants growing close
together, then to thin them out and
spread the plants
A WILD DANCE PARTY
By Jean Meyer
The first dance of the 1984 fall season
began with a bang on Saturday night.
But it was not just an old plain style
dance, where everyone stands in groups
of twos and threes and watches a half
dozen on the dance floor. No, it was sure
different! Why, because it was a video
dance. Everyone either watched the vid-
eo, danced or did both! It was really wild!
Or was it wild because it was the first
dance held in the new Student Center.
What ever the reason. I am sure that
everyone there had a great time!
The video dance was produced by the
Electric Video Company, Inc. on Sep-
tember 8th. To produce their music and
video, they use state of the art "Sony"
video equipment and "Bose" concert
system . The system combined resulted in
a very good time.
The Electric Video played exciting vid-
eos such as Michael Jackson's "Thriller"
and "Beat It", David Bowie, and Rod
Stewart. They played a variety of songs
to please everyone.
Special thanks go to Student Govern-
ment for sponsoring the Wild Dance par-
ty and to the Electric Video for putting on
the first dance of the semester.
Students Refine Del Val James J. MapeS
How many of you are bored and tired
of the same old dull weekends? Tired of
sitting in your rooms and watching TV.?
Why don't you do something for yourself
and your school? We are getting people
together on weekends to work on different
areas of the campus, to improve and
beautify it. to make it look like it should.
The school does not have the man power
to do it all themselves so we would like to
help them. It's going to be a lot of fun to
get out with your friends and work to-
gether on cleaning up and fixing areas
such as Lake Archer and the Arboretum,
the woodland area behind the Ag. build-
ing, the Dwarf Conifer garden, the green-
house area, and many other areas. If any-
one has any suggestions on things to do
or any ideas about the outside of the
campus please drop a note in my box —
Alan. Box 950. or stop by Goldman 106
for further details. Let's see if we can get
people together, who care and want to
keep busy, and get this campus on a role
of beauty. Tools and any equipment
needed will be supplied.
Saturday, September 8th we went to
Lake Archer and started on the Arbore-
tum. We worked on cleaning the area
around the lake and the Arboretum itself.
Also some prunning and planting were
done. Overall we had a good time im-
proving our second home and hope to
see more people show up next time. We
had about eight people for the morning
and about five in the afternoon. Saturday.
September 15th might be our next day
out at the lake. Look for details and a
sign-up in the cafe.
I would also like to thank everyone
who showed up Saturday and would like
to especially thank Mr. Ray for his time
and devotion he put out with us. Thank
you.
Sincerely.
Alan Hamann
"" This Week on
^ Campus
* FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
^ Coffee House — Glen Elliot
Coffee House Rcxjm
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBOt 15
Football (H) vs. AftHight,
1:30 p.m.
Soccer (H) vs. Scranton.
1:00 pm.
^ VoUeyball (H) vs. Messiah.
6:30 p.m.
< fc C ross Country (A) vs. Widener,
1^^ Nk>ravian. Susquehanna,
^^^ - 12 noon, W - 12:30 p.m.
• •••••#••
by Bob Wecht
On Wednesday night September 5,
over 40 Doylestown residents and many
more DVC students watched one of the
funniest and informative shows on hyp-
notism this college has seen in years.
James J. Mapes, a fourteen-year veteran
of hypnosis therapy, not only made us
laugh until we ached, but set our minds
at ease concerning the untrue fears of
hypnotism and it*, so called ill effects. He
first gave a brief history of this technique
and explained the six stages of hypno-
tism. At first 27 people came to the
stage. After a few relaxation suggestions
and a basic suggestibility test (concen-
trating on one thing) only 18 people
were left on stage. These remaining
voyagers were put aboard the space ship
PSI (representing the 23rd letter of the
Greek alphabet and a symbol identifying
or symbolizing those parts of our minds
that can't be proven to exist by science) .
At one point, they believed a little green
man was under their seat and one stu-
dent. Chuck Hess, was so scared of his
miniature gumby that he fell off the stage
right on his rear end! The participants
were made to do a variety of things such
as doing the twist, moving in slow mo-
tion and reacting to different types of
movies as six-year-olds. The finale con-
sisted of only three people. Each was
brought back in time first to 12 and then
to six-years-old. At each different time
period they put their signatures on the
black board with a kindergarten drawing
to boot. Everyone had a great time and I
hope that Mr. Mapes continues to bring
laughter and enlightenment to DVC stu-
dents for years to come.
Error in Print
Ram Pages would like to apologize for
the misspelling of Dr. Krauskopfs name
in last week's article on the Hillman Sit-
ting Garden. Sorry!
MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 17
Field Hockey (A) vs. Albright,
4:00 p.m.
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 18
DVC at the Vet! Phillies vs. Mets,
tms leaves 5:30 p.m.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
Soacr (H) vs. Muhlenberg.
3:30 p.m.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
Volleyball (H) vs. Cedar Crest,
6:30 p.m.
• ••••••
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Aggies Surprised by
Randolph-Macon,
Prepare for MAC Opener
If there was a silver lining in the dark
cloud that was Delaware Valley College's
season -opening 34-23 loss to Randolph-
Macon College Saturday afternoon, it is
that the Aggies probably won't commit
eight turnovers in a game the rest of the
season.
And considering the fact that the Ag-
gies racked up 379 yards in total offense
despite the four lost fumbles and the four
interceptions, brighter days may still be in
the offing. Aggies head coach Al Wilson
is hoping they will begin Saturday when
the Aggies take on Albright College in a
1:30 p.m. game at James Work Memo-
rial Stadium.
"We just didn't execute." said Wilson
after the Randolph -Macon game. "We
just made too many mistakes. You can't
give up the ball eight times and still
expect to win."
Despite the loss there wett a couple of
highlights for the Aggies. Senior running
back Nick Russo had one of the best
games of his collegiate career, carrying
the ball 28 times for 111 yards and two
touchdowns. Russo also caught three
passes for 40 yards. Russo was a real
workhorse during the Aggies' 18-play
scoring drive in the first half, toting the
ball 1 1 times for 33 yards.
Another player enjoying a fine game
was senior split end Dan Glowatski. who
caught seven passes for 151 yards and a
touchdown. When he caught a five-yard
TD pass from Gary Kemberling in the
second quarter, Glowatski became the
Aggies' all-time receiving yardage leader,
passing Harry Capozzoli. Glowatski now
has 1.929 yards receiving in his career.
He needs five more catches to surpass
Capozzoli in that category also.
Defensively, the Aggies were led by
sophomore middle linebacker Jim Han-
non. senior tackle Joe Risi and tackle
Bob Charette. Risi was named Doyles-
town Moose Club Player of the Week for
his performance.
"Wc played well at times," said
Wilson. "But we need more consistency
and concentration. We'll have to have
our act together this week against
Albright." " .. v.
The Lions will be playing their season -
opener this week against Delaware Val-
ley College. Albright was 5-4 last year.
The Aggies won last year's contest by a
26-7 score and have now won five
straight games against the Lions.
Albright's last win in the series came in
1977 by a 35-8 score. Albright leads the
season series between the teams by a
10-9 margin.
The Lions have 16 starters back from
last year's team. They are led on offense
by running back Chris Arnout. who car-
ried the ball 189 times for 661 yards and
a touchdown last year.
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
On Tuesday, September 4th. the DVC
cross country team made its 1984 debut
in a scrimmage meet against Bucks
County Community College. The team
showed strong individual strength as well
as good pack running in an impressive
20-37 win. Junior Ken McDaid 6i DVC
won the race in a time of 29:29 on our
5.4 mile course. He was followed by soph-
omore Dave Spotts in second (30:22).
DVC then took fourth and fifth places in
the persons of junior transfer. Al Krouse
and senior captain, Tom Reynolds. Clos-
ing our the scoring for the Aggies was
Don Billet (8th). Rick Johnson (10th).
and John Thomson (llth).;*^ >^ -;!; ^c ;
On Saturday, the Harriers competed
in the Lebanon Valley Invitational. The
meet attracted 190 runners from Division
II and 111 schools. When all of the results
were tallied. DVC emerged with an im-
pressive 10th place finish (out of 21
schools). Of the 21 teams present, 11
were from the MAC Conference and
DVC was the 4th place team in that divi-
sion. Individually. Ken McDaid again led
the way for the Aggie finishing in 35th
place. Once again he was followed closely
by teammates Dave Spotts (57th). Tom
Reynolds (60th). and Al Krouse (63rd).
The team travels to Wilkes College
tomorrow to compete against Wilkes.
Kings College, and Bloomsburg.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
• : The DVC women's cross country
team will travel to Wilkes College tomor-
row to run against Wilkes. Kings College,
and Bloomsburg.
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WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
The Lady Spikers opened their season
on Saturday with a scrimmage against
North East Christian. The girls won three
games in a row, 15-9. 15-8. 15-13. The
leading spiker was Chris LeFevre. with
Michele Heffner being the leading setter
and server. The next volleyball game is
this Saturday against Messiah. There
should be some exciting volleyball, so
come out and be entertained.
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Your article on the summer Olympics
was very interesting but you seemed to
have missed a few well appreciated sports.
Women's volleyball was a very uplifting
sport plus we came out with a silver
medal. Women's basketball was also a
highly emotional sport that ended up
with a gold medal that you really should
not have overlooked. Why not mention
them, you mentioned men's basketball?
Your nasty comments on synchronized
swimming were ridiculous. Those girls
spent nine years of their life trying to
perfect their routine together and they
deserved the gold medal they received.
In my opinion Greco-Roman wrestling
should be taken out of the Olympics, but
we all have our opinion.
Sincerely,
Connie Hajioannou
Dear Connie,
I realize that I "missed" a few sports m
my brief coverage of the Olympic high-
lights but my intent was to touch on what
I felt were the brightest parts of the two
weeks and not to compose a doctoral
thesis of the 1984 summer Olympics.
.Any team that practices eight hours a
day. six days a week for several years (as
our women's volleyball team did) had
better win a medal! As for the women's
basketball team — they faced absolutely
no competition..
My comments concerning synchronized
swimming were based on the opinions of
many sports analysts. Farmers spend four-
teen to eighteen hours a day for an entire
lifetime "perfecting their routine." but
should farming becoming an olympic
sport? Sports is guts, sweat, and deter-
mination and 1 felt that synchronized
swimming did not contain enough of any
of these qualities. Thanks for the letter
Connie!
CLUB NEWS
Newman Club
Attention all students that want to share
their religious beliefs. There will be the
first meeting of the Newman Club on Sun-
day. September 16th in the Coffee House
Room at 7:00 p.m. All are welcome!
Keep On Cutting
Hair Salon
Located riext to DVC
Appointments are not always necessary.
Stop in or call: .348 2225
DISCOUNT OF $2.00 WITH ID.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn, Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Stephen Persand.
Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Carolyn Brodhag, Ken McDaid
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988.-
Vol. XVIV. No. 4
Friday. September 21. 1984
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GO FOR IT
DVC
ATHLETES!
WELCOME PARENTS
Changes on Campus
This Year
Bv Jamil' Bfck
TluTo fiavt' bff 11 iiunit'rous changys
oti campus to make everythitig nicer for
t'veryom',
Mr Norman Schorr, an alumnus who
IS in tht' aluminum busint'ss. provided us
with iH'w scrfc'fiis for all the dorms. These
screens will conserve energy by adding
insulation to the dorms
I)r Arthur Wolf, vice president of Fi-
nancial Affairs and Planning and other
membi'rs of the administratioit are very
pleased with the work done on the second
floor of Segal Hall The wf)rkmen put in
a new ceiling atid new lights, in addition
tf) takitig down the partitions to make a
new Arts Center They also installed a
new bf:)iler in Segal's basement which pro
vides energy to Elson Hall. Segal Hall,
and the Ruciley-Neumann Gym This
boiler is a lot more energy efficient than
the last one.
We have a new Infirmary. Its located
m the n-ar of HIson Hall. The unit takes
the place of several bedrooms. While
building the facility, the builders retiled
tik' bathroom. The old infirmarv' in Ulman
Hall is Ix'ing used for the community
coordinator and student bedrooms.
fiisner Hall has beei^ made into an
Audio Visual Center. The builders got
the interior redone to provide a nice, en-
ergy saving facility and also make it a
nice place for studv and storage. The
lower level of the library will become
more of a storage area for journals and
magazines, while remaining as a study
area.
Many changes in the administration's
office areas The Business Administration
offices inoved from Lasker Hall to
Allman where the Registrar used to be
The Registrar moved to Lasker Hall
where the Accounting office had been
housed and the Accounting office moved
to the previous location of the Business
Administration offices.
Both Cooke and Barness Halls were
painted and new hall lights were installed
to make the dorms brighter.
The main parking lot is being expanded
to make more parking space for students'
parking. The workers cleared the space
and laid gravel, but the stones will have
to settle this year; during the summer of
1985 the area will be blacktopped.
An intramural field will be established
behind the railroad tracks, opposite the
football field. Two acres have been allo-
cated for the field The field will be re-
placing some of the crops in the orchard.
The next big project is to create a com-
puter center in Allman Hall. This will pro-
vide more space for the computers
Dr Wolf says he is very pleased with
what has been done and that most of the
cost for the building will be paid from the
savings from the fuel and energy costs.
New storm windows on Ulman Hal!
Photo bv Tim Ireland
Another First
for Mr. Adelson
and for DVC
Bu Tim Ireland
After M) years of service to Del Val.
Mr Adelson has been promoted from
Acting Dean of Student Services to Dean
of Student Services. This position was
created only last year in an attempt to
bring all the vanous student services
together for coordination. So. he is the
first to hold this position.
Mr Adelson started at DVC back in
1%4 as a research associate His reason
for coming to DVC was to work under
I)r Albert Schatz. co-discoverer of
Streptocmycin. - ■
In 1958 he was asked to design the Bi-
ology [department and became its first
Department Chairperson. Later, when
the school decided to combine the Biolo-
gy, Chemistry, Math and Physics Depart-
ments (Food Industry was added later).
Department Chairman Adelson became
[division Chairman of Science Adelson.
Mr Adelson also holds the distinction
of being the only faculty member at DVC
to be appointed Associate Dean twice!
He was appointed Associate Dean early
in 1973 while he was still the Chairman
of the Science Division. In September of
1973 he suffered a heart attack and gave
up his position He was re appointed
Associate Dean about three years ago.
More about his past:
Mr Adelson has a Bachelors Degree
in Biology along with a Master's Degree
in Biology. He worked toward his Doc
Plioto by Tim Iri'land
torate at Rutgers University in zoology
with an emphasis on Marine Biology,
specifically working on the mortality of
oysters in Delaware Bay He got to know
Dr. Schatz while at Rutgers, who was
Mr. Adelson's reasoP for coming to Del
Val.
His new position:
As Dean of Student Services. Mr Adel-
son will work to coordinate all student
services including: admissions, place-
ment, student counseling, dining hall
manager, infirmary (health services),
superintendent of motor vehicles, security
and Dean of Students. Mr. Adelson
hopes that, "the coordination of these
services will enable us to do a better job
at providing for the needs of the students."
He feels that they are moving in the right
direction but that there is still much more
to be done. "The student should feel com-
fortable and happy with dining, social
activities and living accomodations."
Areas where improvements are already
evident are in the placement office, head-
ed by Mr. Craver. which is doing very
well and in reestablishing communications
between student government and the
dining hall.
Mr. Adelson claims that. "Our proce-
dure is designed to improve and accom-
plish." and he adds, "we will do it!" Their
ultimate goal is to open a continual line
of communication where, through the
student government, the students can
voice their concerns and pleasures.
Mr. Adelson was chosen because the
school was looking for someone who
. could look at the students from both an
academic standpoint and from a "campus
life" standpoint. He feels that he has
been here long enough to know what
needs to be done. He feels that he is fur-
ther qualified because he has a 19-year-
old son, which enables him to have
some understanding of our generation.
One might think that with all these
responsibilities he would have time to do
little else yet, Mr. Adelson continues to
assist Mr. Johnson with Ecology in the
fall and to teach Histology in the spring.
He does so because he likes to teach and
he feels that the classroom contact with
students helps him to keep his finger on
the pulse of things.
Good Luck Dean Adelson!
This Week on
Campus
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 21
Come dance with "ORION" from 9:00p.m.
to 1:00 a m
Fidd Hockey (A) vs Muhlenberg. 4:00 p.m.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 22
Parents' Day* Have your parents come out
to see the Aggies play
Football (H) vs. Susquehanna. 1:30 pm.
Soccer (H) vs. Widener. 11:00 am
Volleyball (A) FDU Madison Tournament,
11:00 a.m.
Mens Cros'- Country & Women's Cross
Country (.A' vs. Widener. Moravian, and
Susquelianna — Men's game at noon and
Women* ^me.at 12:.% p.m.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
Brir^ a i^iend to hold on to for the horror
flick PbHergeist It's at the APR. at 8:00 p m
Soccer (A) vs. Beaver College. 3:30 p. m
TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 25
At the Student Center Courtyard, go to a
coffeehouse with Jay Smar
Field Hockey (H) vs immaculata. 4:00 p m.
WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 26
Soccer (H) vs. Spring Garden. 3:00 p.m.
Come out and cheer the guys on!
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 27
Field Hockey (A) vs. Moravian. 4:00 p.m.
Volleyball (A) vs Allentown. 6:00 pm.
9:30 am
to
11:30am
•¥ 9:00 am
Parents' Day
Highlights
the
11:00am
11:30am
to
1:00 pm
l:30p.m
5:00 pm
to
6:00 p.m.
Weicomlng Remarks in
James Work Gymnasium
Parents' Reception in the Stu-
dent Center Ail Purpose Room
(coffee and donuts) During this
time period, members of our faculty
and administration will be available
to meet parents They are anxious
not only to meet you. but to answer
any que^ions you might have
about our programs. It is recom-
mended that fjarents ascertain the
names of their son's/daughter's
teachers prior to arrival
Soccer DVC vs Widener
Pre-Game Luncheon
in the Student Center All-Purpose
Room-
Football DVC vs. Susquehanna
(tickets may be purchased at the
gate)
Dinner Parents may purchase din
ner in the David Levin Dining Hall
on a cash basis ($4 % per person) .
Ewriy Evening Activity sponsored
by Student Government.
¥¥¥*¥¥¥¥
Student Center Services
PARENTS' DAY
V SNACKBAR
8:00 to 11:00 A.M.
Breakfast Specials Available
STORE
9:30 A.M. to game time
After game to 5:15 P.M.
GAME ROOM
Open — No attendant
■ji*""' tttkii^
Dear Editors
Summer's come and summer's gone
but where are all our promised garbage
cans? We went through about three
years now without enough. Some of us
went through it longer but let's hope we
won't have to go through it any longer
than this year. 1 think the school should
purchase a can that can be permanently
installed so none can be stolen. Let's see
if we can get some cans so the garbage
can be put where it belongs.
Now let's also try to get everyone to-
gether and put the waste where it belongs.
I can't understand why someone would
throw bottles, cans, paper and other
wastes out of a window onto the grounds
of a place where they spend nine months
of their year. Why don't you slobs start
realizing this is your home for the next
few years and try to make it look like it
should. Like Dr. Feldstein says, "This
place will look like an island Paradise
someday."
So let's work together, please work to-
gether and chip in, pick up any trash you
see now and put it in the cans and until
we get new ones use the ones we already
have. Thanks.
Sincerely,
A concerned neighbor.
Alan Hamann
How Good Are You
At Chess?
The Delaware Valley College Chess
Club and the Doylestown Chess Club
are co-sponsoring a nationally advertised,
USCF rated chess tournament. Sunday
September 23rd. open to the public.
USCF is the United States Chess Federa-
tion. The tournament is the Del Val Fall
Quads. Each quad is a group of four play-
ers that, in three games, play each other
a game of chess. Games are played in
the Student Center Coffeehouse at
10:00 A.M., 1:00 P.M. and 4:00 P.M.
Registration is at 9:00 A.M. The entry
fee is $5.00. There is a first prize of
$10.00 and a second prize of $5.00 for
each quad. Ralph Bleiler of the Doyles-
town Chess Club is the tournament
director.
Tournament chess games are a chal-
lenge to play. Each player uses a clock,
connected to his opponent's clock, so
that each player has 40 minutes to make
20 moves, 80 minutes to make 40 moves,
etc. A player who runs out of time before
his opponent forfeits the game because
of time. Games can end at any time
because of a mate. Most players keep a
record of their moves during the game,
to study or gloat over after the tournament.
Visitors are welcome, provided there
are no distracting noises, comments or
movements. Del Val Quads are becom-
ing a semi-annual event at Delaware Val-
ley College, The winter quad was held
this past February with Dr. Allison as the
tournament director. There were 16
players in the February tournament.
Ratings ranged from unrated to 1996.
The highest rated player in each quad
did not always win. Wins must be earned
over the chessboard . The last tournament
had only one Del Val student entered,
probably because there was next to no
local publicity.
Dear Editors
I went to the Student Store today, and
do you know what? It was closed! This is
starting to become a typical occurence
for me (yes. maybe I should learn what
the hours are) , but this particular store is
called the STUDENT Store and it is in
the STUDENT Center with a STUDENT
Snack Bar and a STUDENT Game
Room.
Students are here (whether 75 over
the summer or 1400 during the semester),
24 hours a day and do you know what
that means? That means the Student
Center should be open 24 hours a day.
(Some people really do have trouble
sleeping.)
The Snack Bar should definitely be
open during dinner hours (it was not
over the summer) since not everyone
cares to eat at the cafeteria (one of the
more major reasons I moved off cam-
pus). And yes, people really do eat on
Friday and Saturday nights.
The Student Store should also be
open almost constantly so that when you
can afford to buy something in there you
can. (Whatever happened to the 25% dis-
count after football games and the end-
of-the year sale like in the old store?
They were great!) Since it is an "expand-
ed" store it should also carry more sup-
plies than Del Val promotional items.
1 do realize it costs money to pay people
to work more hours, but this is a private
institution so I assume it is a profit-
making organization. Anyway, the Stu-
dent Center is there, supposedly for the
students and if there is a major problem
with affording it, it should have been
ELEPHANT STEW
(Stolen from the Dining Hall recipe file.)
1 elephant — salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)
Cut one elephant into bite size pieces.
This should take about two months. Add
brown gravy to cover. Cook over kero-
sene fire at 465° for four weeks. This will
serve 3,800 people. If more are expected,
two rabbits may be added, but do this
only if necessary because most people
do not like to find hare in their stew.
CLUB NEWS
Music News
The 30 voice chorale is now practicing
for various programs they will present
throughout the year on and off campus.
Anyone interested in singing a variety of
music is welcome to come to the music
room every Monday and Wednesday at
4:15 for relaxation through music. .
: Tickets for the senior student concerts
of the Philadelphia Orchestra will soon
be on sale. See Mrs. Roberts or Mr. Dur-
ner about these special trips to the city.
Chess Club
■> The Chess Club will be having a candy
and soda sale. You can pick up your
munchies in Work 111 from 7:30 A.M.
to 1:30 P.M. Support your Chess Club!
ATTENTION ALL GOLFERS!
There will be an important meeting
concerning the fall tournament at 4:15
p.m. on Monday, September 24th in the
Work Hall lobby. All are wekome. Fresh-
men, please attend.
thought of before it was ever built. I also
realize that there are the idiots on cam-
pus who prefer to vandalize rather than
make use of something that is supposed
to be for them, but still, everyone else
should not have to suffer because of a
few (nothing wrong with a full time
security guard). If people on campus
don't want to work the off hours (Friday
and Saturday nights), jjve the jobs to
outside people.
We know that there are a number of
people who don't particularly care for the
Student Center, especially when you
have to force people, clubs, etc. to use it.
All I'm trying to do is use it when I want,
whenever I want. As long as there is ONE
student who may need the services it of-
fers it should be available for that one
person.
Sincerely,
After all it is called
the Student Center.
Dear Upset over Student Center,
Our suggestion to you is to go to either
the directors of the Student Center or to
the Student Government Committee
that was set up for complaints about the
Student Center. You must realize that it
is impossible for the Student Center to be
open 24 hours a day for security reasons
and it's not financially possible for all the
areas to be covered by employees for 24
hours a day. Again, see the Student
Government Committee if you are
unhappy. They are the ones who can get
something done.
Editors-in -Chief
ATTENTION
PARENTS!
A suggestion from the Ram Pages
staff: After spending a "long, tir-
ing day" with that "child" that you
"couldn't wait to send off to college,"
why not treat her/him to an "expen-
sive" dinner at one of the many
"fine" restaurants in the center of
Doylestown!
SORRY! It was only a suggestion!
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie. ,^ ;, ;.:_■_
I am a fairly attractive girl with a boy-
friend at home where I live. My problem
is every time I'm in the cafeteria, or just
walking, some guy tries to pick me up. I
am faithful to my boyfriend but it is hard
for me to keep telling guys no. What
should I do? !
Faithfully his
Dear Faith, * *
I don't know what you consider faithful
But I don't see anything wrong with go-
ing with a few friends (guys) to a coffee-,
house or a dance if it's just for fun . How-
ever, if you want to remain faithful to
him, don't let it go past that.
Aggie
Dear Readers,
If anyone has a problem and feels that
others may have the same, please write
me (Dear Aggie), c/o Ram Pages, so
you can all get your answer.
LEARN NOT TO BURN:
It's Your Choice
Every day you are called upon to
make decisions. Among your choices is
whether you will live safely or recklessly
with fire. Unfortunately, some people
choose to be reckless and either die or
are seriously burned or cause others to
die in campus fires. You can avoid this if
you choose to. You can keep your life,
your possessions and your friends.
Your room on campus can be con*
sidered your apartment; it is your home.
Your residence hall can be thought of in
terms of an apartment complex. More
than likely, you are keeping most of your
personal possessions in your room. When
you are aware of fire safety, your posses-
sions and you will be protected.
You will be fire safe when you avoid
fire hazards. The three most common
causes of fire are cigarettes, appliances
and heating elements. It would be easier
to avoid responsibility for safety than to
avoid hazards. But responsibility comes
with being on your own. If you avoid
responsibility for safety, the consequences
for you and your friends can be tragic.
Even if you choose to live safely, some
of your friends may not. A fire is not
planned ahead of time. You can plan
ahead, however, to act quickly and safely.
1. Know how to get out if your exit is
blocked. Make sure you know at least
two ways out.
2. If there is a fire in your room, get our
and close the door. A closed door can
hold back the fire.
3. If the fire is somewhere else, feel your
room door before opening it. If your
door is hot. do not open it. Fill air
spaces with towels,
4. Carry a towel to protect yourself from
smoke inhalation Wear a coat and
hard-soled shoes.
5. Keep windows and doors closed so
the fire is not circulated.
6. Crawl if the building is smoke filled.
There 's fresh air near the f!f)or.
7 Do not go back. None of your posses-
sions are worth going back for. Many
people have died returning to a
building on fire.
Will you ignore safety and endanger
yourself and others? Or. will you avoid
the hazards that kill and injure students
on campus? The choice is really up to
you.
CLASSIFIED
• Seeking people with uncontrollable
eating binges for a treatment study.
All inquiries will remain confidential.
Call Jane Kessler at 348-8212 for fur-
ther information.
• MISSING: One orange/brown plaid
chair from Berkowitz lounge. It was
lost sometime Tuesday (September
11. 1984) night. Anyone who knows
where it might be found, please con-
tact Noreen. Berk 107. Ext. 317.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief . Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor ........ Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising ...... . ^.■. ■. Duke Blessing
Reporters ... . . : ■ . . Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck, Stephen Persand,
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Don Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
#««»v
Horticulturist & Humanitarian
Died at 71
By LE.B.
How many of you have hiked out past
Lake Archer, the soccer field, and across
the road to the greenhouses? My guess is
that a good number of OH. students
have! Those greenhouses, known as
Burpee's greenhouses are located on
Fordhook Farms, the estate of the late
Lois Torrance Burpee. Mrs. Burpee very
graciously leased the greenhouses to
DVC for a very nominal fee.
On Monday evening, September 3rd,
Lois Torrance Burpee. 7L collapsed in
Kennedy Airport in New York, after a
flight back from England where she was
visiting her sister. Mrs. Burpee, who still
resided on Fordhook Farms, was the
widow of David Burpee who for 55 years
was the owner of the internationally
known W. Atlee Burpee Co. He sold the
company to General Foods in 1970.
If you ever met Mrs. Burpee, you
would know that she was a very friendly,
simple, but concerned person and these
aspects radiated throughout her life.
When Mrs. Burpee met up with Pearl S
Buck, they formed an international
adoption agency for Amerasian children
which they called the Welcome House in
1949. The first headquarters of this well-
known organization was at Fordhook
Farms.
Lois Burpee spent a lot of time in her
gardens around Fordhook. She called
herself "a plain garden cook," and often
experimented with the vegetables which
she harvested. Out of her gardening ex-
periences became her anecdotal collec-
tion of her recipes and gardening tips
entitled "Lois Burpee's Gardener's Com-
panion and Cookbook." This was pub-
lished in 1983 by Harper and Row.
Mrs. Burpee was also a founder and
president of the Doylestown Preschool
Association, a longtime member of the
Village Improvement Association of
Doylestown. serving on the hospital
committee, a founder of the Bucks
County Mental Health Society, and a
member of the Doylestown Nature Club
for more than 40 years and was active
with the club in trying to establish an ar-
boretum at the Fonthill museum property.
Because Lois Burpee was such an ac-
tive person in the Bucks County commu-
nity, she received many awards for her
charitable work, in 1979, she was hon-
ored as Woman of the Year by the Pearl
S. Buck Foundation. She was presented
with the Bucks County Golden Circle
Award in 1981 and the Humanitarian
Award of the Central Bucks Chamber of
Commerce in 1982. Obviously, this lead-
ing citizen of Bucks County will be great-
ly missed.
■iMta
FALL 1984
Gardening Lectures
The Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment of Delaware Valley College and the
Doylestown Nature Club arc again co-
sponsoring a series of three lectures illus-
trated with slides. These programs are
open to the public, students, faculty and
administration. They will be held in the
new Student Center upstairs. Admission
is free and you are cordially invited to at
tend. The lectures will begin at 7:30 p.m.
Refreshments will be served following
the programs.
Lecture I
Wednesday. October 10. 1984
7:30 p.m.
"I^ative Azaleas"
by Bruce Keyser
My Keyser is a graduate of Delaware
Valley College. As a student, he worked
at the Morris Arboretum as propagator
and did hybridizing work with native aza-
leas. After graduation he taught Horticul-
ture for two years at a Tech. School in
Montgomery County The next three
years he had his own landscape business
in Waynesboro, then moved his business
to Bucks County for seven years. The
past three years he has been operating
Wynterset Nursery and also teaching
courses at the Barnes Foundation in
Merion .
Lecture II
Wednesday. October 17, 1984
7:30 p.m.
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
by Marvin Clymer
Mr Clymer grew up in Bryn Athyn.
He graduated from Penn State in 1974
with a B S. in Recreation and Parks. For
the next eight years he was the staff nat-
uralist with the Pennypack Watershed
Association In June 1983. he left there
to pursue a free lance career as speaker,
photographer and writer. He is now pre-
senting many entertaining and informative
programs about nature and the environ-
ment to many different audiences.
Lecture III
Wednesday. October 24, 1984
7:30 p.m.
"Day/;7ies"
by Dr K.H. Christiansen
Dr. Christiansen is a surgeon by pro-
fession and also a daylily lover. He has
been president of the Delaware Valley
Daylily Society for the past seven years.
During this time, membership has grown
from twenty-four families to over two
hundred families. He also has a nursery
where he grows and sells about eight
hundred daylily cultivars.
Villanova Theatre
1 984-85 Season Announced
Subscriptions are now available for
Villanova Theatre's 1984-85 season for
as little as $20- $28. Eight plays will be
presented during the season, covering a
wide range of subjects and styles, from
the Roaring Twenties to the Renaissance,
from hilarious farce to historical drama.
Call 645-7474 for more information.
The season will open with Sandy
Wilson's delightful musical comedy, The
Boy; Friend, Oct. 10-13, 24-27 and Oct,
31-Nov. 3. Everyone's falling in love
and/or dancing the Charleston in this
tuneful spoof of 20's musicals, to be
directed by David Warner.
The unpredictable world of dreams is
explored in August Strindberg's A Dream
Play;, a rarely-performed classic by one
of the masters of modern drama. James
J. Christy will direct the production,
which runs Nov. 14-17 and Nov. 28-
Dec. 1.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning comedy
Crimes of the Heart by Beth Henley will
be performed Feb. 13-16 and 20-23.
This warm, humane play about the tribu-
lations of three charmingly off-beat sisters
won the Pulitzer Prize and the New York
Drama Critics Award for 1981. Terry
Guerin will direct.
Next, Villanova presents the area pre-
miere of a play by E.L. Doctorow, the
author of the best-selling novel Ragtime.
Drinks Before Dinner is an elegantly-
written play in which a quietly civilized
dinner party is suddenly disrupted by the
threat of violence. Irene G. Baird will
direct the production, which runs March
13-16 and 20-23. .
The final mainstage production of the
season will be Galileo, by Bertolt Brecht,
with performance dates set for April
17-20 and 24-27. Brecht's Galileo is a
vividly real and complex character,
caught between the conflicting demands
of science, government and personal
ethics. Considered by many critics to be
Brecht's greatest work and his most ac-
cessible. Galileo will be directed by Lon
Winston.
fn addition to the main series, a Studio
Series will feature small-scale produc-
tions of scripts by Lorca, Stoppard and
Durang. On Nov. 29, 30, Dec. 1 and 2,
two hilarious one-acts will be presented:
Tom Stoppard's surrealist detective com-
edy After Magritte and Christopher
Durang's zany satire of theatrical genres
The Actor's Nightmare. Carolyn Noone
will direct. The Love of Don Perlimpin
and Belisa in the Garden, subtitled "An
Erotic Lace-Paper Valentine," will be the
second Studio production on Mar. 28-
31. The great Spanish playwright Feder-
ico Garcia Lorca wrote this bawdy, bit-
tersweet farce. Joanna Rotte will direct.
Subscribers who make their orders
before Sept. 23 will receive the Studio
Series free. Other benefits include guar-
anteed seating, additional ticket dis-
counts, and discounts at various restaur-
ants and shops in the Delaware Valley
area.
All performances in both the main-
stage and the Studio Series will begin at
8 p.m.. with mainstage performances
being held in Vasey Theatre on the
Villanova University campus and studio
productions being performed in Good
Counsel Hall's Studio Theatre on the
Rosemont College campus. Single ticket
prices range from $5-$7 on weekdays
and from $6- $8 on Fridays and Satur-
days, with a dollar additional for musi-
cals. Studio Series individual tickets are
$3.
Vasey Theatre is located at Ithan and
Lancaster Aves. in Villanova, Pa. Free
parking is available across the street from
the theatre, which is within walking
distance of the Villanova stations of the
Paoli Locai and the Norristown High
Speed Line.
A Last Minute Thought
By Joan Meyer
Student Government sponsored a
D.J. Dance on Saturday the 15th in
honor of the first home football game.
The dance was a very last minute thought
that turned into a great idea! The local
D.J., Ron Fiscano, played a wide range
of songs and he also played any requests.
The music was a little loud, but the stu-
dents still had fun. Everyone there danced
the night away and there was plenty of
punch to drink when they rested before
songs.
The night before the dance was not
very successful. Student Government
sponsored a coffeehouse with Glen Elliot
the host of the show. Glen Elliot had an
excellent voice except each song sound-
ed the same. He was not a very good
entertainer because his songs had the
tendency to put the audience to sleep.
The small audience did enjoy the
delicious donuts.
I do want to thank Student Govern-
ment for providing the student body with
coffeehouses and dances. They always
make the weekend interesting and fun!
WISSAHICKON
WHEELERS BIKE CLUB
On Sundacy, September 23rd, the
Wissahickon 'Wheelers, a bicycle club lo-
cated in eastern Montgomery County,
hosts its Annual Autumn Bike Ride" —
a 35 mile bicv,cle tour over the scenic
backroads of rural Montgomery County.
This ride is designed for bike riders of all
abilities — you can set your own pace!
Members of the club will provide a well-
marked route, lunch and a sag wagon
for tired riders. A bike mechanic is avail-
able for emergency bike repairs or to help
fix flat tires. If you've never ridden an
organized bike ride before, try the Wissa-
hickon Wheeler's "Annual Autumn Bike
Ride" — it's a lot of fun.
The ride starts at 10:00 from the East
Mill road entrance to the Fort Washington
State Park in Flourtown — about two
miles south of the Fort Washington exit
of the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
Cost of the ride, including lunch is
$5.00. To register, or for additional infor-
mation, please contact Hank O'Donnell
at 247-7351 (d) or 643-0601 (e).
No Matter ...
What Happens . • .
By L.E.B.
Eastern Europe ... at the turn of the
century in a town with gravel streets, out-
side markets and the Jewish religion, in a
time where women were forbidden to
learn, there was YENTL.
Barbara Streisand, the director, actress
and dreamer of YENTL. carried the part
of a woman who wanted to and succeed-
ed in learning. She changed her identity
to a man and studied under a rabbi. Her
(or should 1 say his) best friend, Avigdar,
was a man who was engaged to a "beau-
tiful" woman who was forbidden to marry
him. Yentl married Hadass. Avigdar's
forbidden fiance, and this began a humor-
ous yet beautiful relationship.
In the end, Avigdar got Hadass, and
Yentl. she got her freedom — her free-
dom from Hadass aiui her freedom to
study and to be Yentl "No matter what
happens, it can't be the same anymore."
The soundtrack is one of the best that
Ms. Streisand has come up with yet. She
picks you up in the beginning and doesn't
let you down in the end. If you are a fan.
this movie and soundtrack is for you.
Thanks goes to social house who spon-
sored this movie last week. Keep it up.
My only complaint is about the audience.
If you are going to be getting up in the
middle of the movie, sit in the back.
About five people in front of me kept go-
ing out and coming back in. Next time,
either sit still or sit in the back!
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
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SIXERS
Trade Rautins to Indiana
By Duke Blessing
The Philadelphia 75ers traded forward
Leo Raiitiiis. their first round pick in the
U)83 draft, to the Indiana Pacers for
future considerations.
Rautins. a 6 '8" passing forward and
honorahle mention All American at Syra-
cuse had been bothered bv injuries during
his rookie season in the NBA.
The trade was made to free up money
that the 7(Ters can uso to sign Leon Wood
and Charles Barkley. their two top draft
choices this year.
Rautins. of Toronto, was the 17th
selection overall in the 1983 NBA draft,
the highest any Canadian has ever been
selected He played on the Canadian na-
tional team for four straight years.
The trade cuts the 76ers' roster down
to 12 veterans with the status of free agent
Franklin Edwards still up in the air.
Soccer Team
Booted by Scranton 11-1
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College soccer
team opened their 1984 season last Sat-
urday afternoon against perennial nemesis
Scranton University. The 11-1 final score
is an indication that once again. Scranton
is a Division III national powerhouse
In the first half, the Aggies managed to
send four shots just wide of the posts
while Scranton connected on only three
goals.
The second half was a different story
as Scranton blasted the Aggies defense
for eight goals to finish up the 11-1
whitewash.
The only DVC goal was netted by Rick
Berger off an Alex Simpson assist
The Aggies face Widener tomorrow at
11:00 a.m. Come out arid support the
team'
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
Last Tuesday, the Lady Aggies were
defeated by Ursinus The women played
an excellent first game winning 15-5.
The second game was also won 15-12.
Then, the strong Ursinus team won the
next three games in a row. (•> 15. .5 15
and 5 15 It was a tough loss, but the girls
plaved a good game Leading server was
Chris LeFevre. as well as leading spiker
leading setter was Vicki Keener.
On Saturdav. the Aggies plaved their
second MAC match against Me.ssiah
College The Ladies came out strong thi'
first game, leading 14-7. Thev were
stunneil bv Messiah's strong hitters and
lost the game Id- 14 The next two games
were also lost bv 15 2 ami L5 4 Leading
server wa^N Sharon Chapman Leading
setter was Vicki Keener and leatling
spiker was Shi'rvl Henrv The girls
played a tour,h match and vvould like to
thank evervoni' who came out on Satur
(lav nii|ht to chi'er us on It really helped
The Aggii'^ travel ,^\K■<^K: this weekend
to FDU for our first touinainent of tlu'
vear Wi^h us luck'
Bruce Seciici hi vard interception return
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bv Duke Blessing
For the second consecutive week. Ag-
gk' fullback Nick Husso did his dohn Rig
gins "three yards and a cloud of dust"
iinitati<')n as he scored two touchdowns
(raising his season total to four) in leading
the Aggies to a 21-14 victory over out
mannecf Albright College.
Till' P)S4 home opener was not one
of the most exciting games in recent vi'ars
but a win is a win aiul tlu' game did in
elude a few highlights
Dan ( jlowatski broke the Aggie career
pass ti'ceptions record with Ins first catch
in the second half (don"t ask me whv the
game was not stopped and (ilowatski
given the ball) "(jIow" finished the game
with nine receptions (to tie a single game
record) for 142 vards
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ACROSS
1 Go for a stroll
5 Gullible fools
• Opening for a
coin
13 Sign of the future
14 To the sheltered
side
15 Not a soul;
2 wds.
1$ Brief reminder
17 Castle protection
IB Part of a pound
19 "Life is just •'
4 wds.
22 Actress Fabray,
for short
23 of ofTice
(Inauguration
recital)
24 Cloth scrap
2S Arbor
Michigan
2e Greek letter
2t 500 sheets
32 Skiing hill
35 Sales tag phrase:
2 wds.
36 Wheel rod
37 Reading light
38 Astounded
39 Leaning Tower
site
40 Villainous
41 Bear hideaways
42 "Don't it!":
;. 2 wd8. .
43 Appointment
44 Blazed a trail
45 Mayday call
46 Oneself: Fr, ;
46 Roman censor ,
50 Mai (rum
drink)
53 Reddish-yellow,
as hair: 2 wds.
56 Korean capital
59 Fishing line spool
60 "False" object of
worship
61 Tennis star Austin
62 Auntie of
Broadway
63 Built
64 Flank
65 Carter and
Vanderbilt
66 Potato "peepers"
DOWN
1 "There was an
okj "
2 One-celled
organism
3 Oud of a car
4 Be aware of
5 Pago Pago
resident
6 High above
7 Kind of
complexion:
3 wds.
6 Clockmaker
Thomas
9 Poor loser's
attitude: 2 wds.
10 Actress Anderson
11 A single'time
12 Golf gadgets
15 Nick Charles's wife
20 Star State
(Texas)
21 Rub out
25 "Nonsense!"
27 Waiter's rewards
29 Stage direction
30 Additionally
31 Average
32 Flexible Ryer. e.g.
33 Volcano flow
34 Leave out
35 Writer James
38 Improvise one's
liries
42 Silly fool
45 Fashions
47 Like nocturnal
hooters
49 "You
Sunshine": 2 wds.
50 The present
51 Battery terminal
52 Lounges
around
53 Air France jets
54 Actress Garr
55 "Hit the
Jack"
56 Columnist
Bomt>eck
57 Fertilizer
ir^redient
Bob Hudoka had an exci'flent day punt
ing the b<ill both with and against the
wind. His first ciuarter punt which Wfis
ilowned at the Albright 1 yard line set up
tlu- Aggii's first touchdown Hudoka also
saik'd <) few kicks deep iiito the end/oiu'
and unreturnable.
|-ellnw C B. Kast graduate Paul 1 K'unis
contiiuie 1 his steadv play for the Aggie^
as 111' hulled in a 2()-yard toucluknvn
pass fiTim Carv Kemberling (12 20 2()(j
vards)
Liiiieii icki'r F^ruce Swetia had a kev m
terfj'p* on to thwart an Albright drive in
the s.coml half
Tlu' Aggies must plav better tominorow
il 'heu expect to beat Sus(]iiehann.i (who
. runclu 1 I.vcommg ,'^0 7 last week).
The Parents" Dav contest gets undiM wav
(\\ \'M)p.n] down at the stadium Let's
support the team in this iniportaiil MAC
showdoun' •.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
On September l.^)th the women s i ros'^
country team defeated Kim^s College at
an awav duel meet whicli was held <it
Wilkes Cr)llege. l-reshnuin Monica Kt
wilier (^f DVC crossed the finish line iii
first place with a time of P):!Vl (^loselv
following Etwiller was DVC s Kim Hack
with a second filcice time of 19:45. Kings'
Theresa ( iinlev and Lisa McMonigle took
third and fourth place respectivelv with
times of 20:44 and 20:49 DVC swept
places five, six and seven as Wendy
fields. Tana Hawes and r>inna Hoover
t rossi'd the finish liiu' with times of 2121.
22:09, and 22: 10 Debbi livde of DVC
crossed the line with a time of 2.5:1.5.
Overall score for DVC 21 pc^ints and
Kings Ab points.
The girls next meet will be held ,\\
Moravian College on the 22jid of Septem-
ber. Our team will go against Widener.
Susquehanna and Moravian. Cuxxl Luck!
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
"' "On Saturday. September 15th. the
DVC cross country team traveled to Wilkes
Barre. PA to compete against Wilkes
College. Kings College and Bloomsburg
University (a division II school) The
weather was cool and overcast, but the
performances by the Aggie Harriers were
hot. The Aggies crushed Wilkes 19 42
and Kings 22 35 while narrowly escaping
with a 28-29 victc^ry over Bloomsburg.
Leading the way for DVC were Ken Mc-
Daid and Tom Reynolds who finished
two seconds apart in third and fourth <
respectively. Next for the Harriers were
Al Kruse and Dave Spotts who finished
m seventh and eighth, only 40 seconds
behind McDaid and Reynolds. Closing
out the scoring for the Aggies were Don
Billet. John Thomson and Dave Riese
who displaced several Wilkes' and Kings'
runners to help the Aggies' course.
Tomorrow the Harriers put their 4-0
record to the test against Moravian and
Susquefianna,
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Vol. XVIV. No. 5
Friday. September 28. 1984
NOTICE Tilt? opinions t?xpiess«d in any individual articif do not necessarily tei\ec\ the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
OCTOBER CALENDAR
Mr DiinuT at hisht»^f'
PARENTS' DAY
A Successful Dai;!
Wi'i'ki'iuls l\\ Di'l V'dl lire iisuallv vcrv
(|iiu'f Ihh.uisi.' most of tlu' stLuk^iit hf^dv
ijors lionu' Sdtiirdav. the 22n(i u'as a
vcrv Inisv (lav for all' The dav startinl with
iH'.uitifiil U'.irm vvt'atlu'r to t^nn't all tlu'
]). units Most parents (.mu' v'ailv in the
morning, so tln'V could spend <i v^iiojc
d<n. uitl) tlu'ir son or daiK]htt'r
B«?tvvt't'n 9;3() and 11:30. tht> Student
Ct'iitt'r All F-'urpose F^oom was filled with
parents talking to the fatuity and admin
istration The parents were also being
entiMtained by the bantl and the chorale
P/iofn /h' Pan Smoker
in the Student Center Court Yard and in
the gym. Then at 1 1 :3(). lunch was served
under a circus-like atmosphere. The
food was average, but the snow cones
and popcorn were excellent.
The day did not stop at lunch because
the parents were invited to the football
game. The parents were greeted by the
Fdoral Society's plant sale and the Hor-
ticulture Club's apple cider before they
even entered the gate. The show con-
tinued when the Aggies took the field to
defeat Susquehanna in a good contest.
After the game, the parents were invited
to eat in the cafe for dinner.
The whole day was excellent and the
weatFier was superb, it was a very good
day to spend some time with our
parents. Thanks. Mom and Dad!
Dear Editors
Filthy Dorms
+ Angry Students = Trouble
We all can figure out what this is and
we all want something done about it Yes,
filthy dorms (bathrooms and halls) are
what we angry students are faced with
and we're not going to take it any more.
As students at Del Val living here for
about eight months of our year we know
that we are entitled to a cleaner living
area. I live in Goldman and heard many
guys complaining about the grotesque
bathrooms and hallways we are faced
with day in and day out: mold and soap
scum in the showers, dirty sinks and stalls,
and tile that has no shine because it is
covered with soap, toothpaste, and
overall scum. We know that it's the
students who cause this but if the
janitorial service, our "screwed up" ser-
vice master, will leave our janitors in their
dorms to do their job. maybe they could
get something done. I've also heard
numerous complaints from Berkowitz
girls and the guys in Samuel.
As a student at Del Val, \ can't make
enough complaints along with other stu-
(.lents. I nwself have been to Mr. Zenkos
f)ffice numerous times complaining, and
little or nothing has improved. 1 came
back to (joldman because it was one of
the cleanest dorms on campus. I could
eat off the shower floor last year it was so
clean, now one can't even walk on it. or
fall whatever comes first
My next step is to higher authorities
unless something is done. DONE RIGHT.
and DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 1
don't feel that these are the healthiest of
conditions to live with it much longer.
Sincerely,
F)isgusted Student.
Alan Hamann
Out From Under
The Editors* Desk:
It has come to our attention that as the
semester continues, the mess in the cafe-
teria grows People let foot lay on the
table and even worse, their whole tray.
It's time to straighten up your act. Every-
one should be old enough and responsible
enough to take up their trays and not
leave food on the table. A lot of people
have to eat in the cafeteria so it is time to
respect others It would be nice to eat in
a clean dining hall for once
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Parents and profs in the APR on Parents' Day. Photo b[j: Dan Sr.oker
Another Day at DVC spent twiddling our thumbs.
Photo by: Dan Smoker
Editorial
Viewpoint
Another problem that has come to my
attention is a problem with collecting
meal numbers at lunch and dinner. If the
cafeteria management wants a standard
set of rules as far as collecting everyone's
numbers, they should take the number
of every single person who enters the
cafe without exception. Many times I've
seen people allowed to pass through
without their cards. Yet some of my
friends were not allowed in without their
cards. Maybe they weren't friertdly
enough for the meal number taker or
maybe it's because they are females and
not males No matter what, a definite
standard should be set with no excep-
tiotis After all. it's only fair to everyone.
Co-Editor-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Delaware Valley College
Award Recipient
TTie American Polled Hereford Asso-
ciation has named Delaware Valley Col-
tege as a 1984 Benchmark Dam Award
Recipient. This award is for the perform -
WK^ 0f the Hereford cow Dunwalk Hi
Society 971 which is owned by D.V.C.
This year, a total of 680 cows are being
recognized as Benchmark Dams.
To qualify for the award:
1. Cow must have produced at least
three calves.
2. Cow must have produced her first calf
prior to 25 months of age
3 Cow must have maintained a 365 day
calving interval
4. The 205 day weaning weights must be
in the top 25 percent in the herd.
CONGRATULATIONS
To the Class of '88 Officers
President — Todd Chestnut
Vice President - Rob Martucci
Secretary; — John Mertz
Treasurer — Erroll Patterson
Senate Representative
John Seiko
Social House RepreserHatives
Vincent Ciulla and Debbi Noonan
Con)n}ittee RepreserHatwe
Ray Delaney
Look for officer close-ups next week.
I* •••••• •
This Week on
Campus
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 21
SPORTS GALORE!
Football (A) vs Moravian at 1:30 pm
Soccer (A) vs. Albright at 1:00 pm
Field Hockey (H) vs Wilkes at 1:00 pm
Volleyball (H) vs. Wilkes at 1:30 pm.
Men'sCroM Country (A) vs Drexel. Swarth
more. Philadelphia Textile and Pharmacy at
2:00 p m
MONDAY. OCTOBER 1
Volleyball (A) vs Alvcrnia at 7 00 p.m.
* TUESDAY. OCTOBER 2 >f
FieW Hockey (A) vs Philadelphia Textile at
« 4:00 pm ^.
^ WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 3 ^
Caricature drawings in the Student Center
^ bbby from 11:00 am to 2:00 p. m ,
THURSDAY. OCTOBER 4
"^ Field Hockey (A) vs Gwynedd Mercy at ^
4:00 pm.
1^ The movie Victor Victoria starring Julie An W
drews and Rc^Dert Preston will be seen in the
^ APR at 8:00 pm ^
PUMP WORK STOPPED
Court Decision Awaited
Work on the controversial Point Plea-
sant pumping station is stopped and the
site is closed and locked . Canal Restora-
tion by the Department of Environmental
Resources, with its own picketers due to
labor problems, is expected to be com-
pleted in the near future.
The parties in the court suit have not
received the typed transcripts of the court
proceedings and will have 30 days from
their receipt to file findings of fact, after
which Judge Isaac S. Garb will decide on
the case. Both sides have said they will
appeal if necessary.
Bucks County and the Neshaminy
Water Resources Authority are arguing
to uphold the will of tfie people and stop
the project. PECO and two Montgomery
County water authorities are seeking a
ruling that they can complete the project
without Bucks.
In court. PECO officials made it clear
that they have not yet applied for alter-
native water sources, even though water
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie. f
I'm at wits end. What can I do with a
"friend" who comes by mv dorm every
dav. eats all the homemade cookies mv
mother sent me. drinks all mu chocolatt'
milk, and then talks to me &\^d my room-
matt' endlesslv. when we insist we're tru-
ing to study quietly? To make matters
worse, he hints around that he likes me.
but never thinks to offer me a night at
the movies, or even some of his own
snacks. I'm getting confusing signals.
Should I tell this guv off. or should I stick
it out and hope he |-»ecomt's thoughful of
nn- and sjrk of mv food?
Signed.
Hungry for ah answer
Dear Hungry.
If you wait too long you just may starve
to death. I am not telling you to tell him
off. but to be forward enough to do the
asking. If you are interesteci in him let
him know, if you aren't tell him to leave
when you want to study, and that your
food is off limits. Being a proper host
means you deserve to have invites in
return Good luck
Aggie
Dear Aggie.
My roommate walks and talks in her
sleep. Around 3:17 every morning she
gets up and turns off the alarm clock.
I'oint Pleasant Pump Site
from the Delaware will not be available
by the time the Limerick plant is sched-
uled to go on-line. The plant would take
46 million gallons per day and evaporate
most in cooling.
The fate of the pump is not yet decided.
New Dairy Instructor
Mr. Jerry Myers
By Bill Rein
We have a new addition to our faculty
this year. He is Mr. Jerry Myers, who has
joined the Dairy Husbandry Department.
You can find him either teaching Dairy
Cattle Judging and Evaluation courses,
or managing operations down at the Dairy
Farm.
Ag majors surely remember from fresh-
man Animal Science that DVC raises
three dairy cattle breeds: Holstein. Brown
Swiss, and Ayrshire. Mr. Myers has han-
dled all three. He hails from Maryland,
where he was born and raised on his
parents' Holstein dairy farm. At the Uni-
versity of Maryland, he earned a Bachelor
of Science degree in Agriculture and Ex-
tension Education. His credentials don't
stop there. A full-fledged dairy man. he
has currently completed his internship
This causes me to be late for class every
day. I am afraid to wake her when she
does this, and when I confronted her she
didn't believe me. What should 1 do?
Signed. * . ;-'
Dreamer?
Dear Dreamer?, ^ ^ • / *
If you know that she gets up every
night around 3:17 it must mean she
wakes you up. Just get out of bed and
turn the alarm on behind her. Sleep
walking is a result of some type of stress,
being away at school, or just worrying
about the first group of exams could be
the reason. In time she should learn, to
relax and the walking will stop. In the
meantime you could also try hiding the
clock.
Aggie
^ro^sword &a/nJl>a/uofi/
Photo cotnplinH'iits oj Mr Benin r
but the will of the people is known. Del
AWARE has worked untiringly to see
that the people's wishes are known and
respected and will continue that work.
The people have voted that the pump
should not be built.
for an MA. in International Administra-
tion. This included work with the Brown
Swiss Dairy Cattle Association — in no
other place but Columbia. South Ameri-
ca. A fully international background
would not be complete without some agri-
cultural knowledge from Norway, where
Mr. Myers had spent six months with tht:
International 4-H Youth Exchange. Back
in the U.S.A.. he covered all Northeast
States to complete his internship, which f-
included working with the Ayrshire Dafry'^'
breed. Mr. Myers was well on his wav to
a job with DVC! :; ■ ; ;
What does he have to say about Dela-
ware Valley College? Mr. Myers says h«?
chose our school mostly because he |
"heard of a program offering hands-on
experience, instead of just traditional
classroom lecture." More specifically. \w
enjoys "the nice combination of teaching,
traveling with the judging team, and
working with the cattle."
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40 Twist
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41 [Jesk
19 Aged
43 Drunk
20 Cent
44 Tune m (p f )
21 Chore
46 Alfred
23 Ban
49 Mistake
24 Moray (pi.)
50 Scary
27 Some
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28 Mister
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29 High card
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6 Depart
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National Endowment
for the Humanities
Washington. DC. 30506
Young Scholars Program
Applications forms now on campus for
summer research in the Humanities
Guidelines and application forms for
the Younger Scholars Program of the
National Endowment for the Humanities
are now available for photocopying in
the Placement Office. The Program will
award up to 100 grants nationally to stu-
dents under 21 years of age to conduct
their own research and writing projects in
such fields as history, philosophy, and
the study of literature. Applicants must
be under 21 years of age throughout the
entire calendar year in which the applica-
tion is submitted. They may not have re-
ceived a bachelor's degree, or expect to
receive one. within two months of the
completion of a Younger Scholars grant.
The application deadline is October 15.
1984
Recipients of these awards will receive
a stipend of $1,8(X) and be expected to
work full time for nine weeks during the
summer of 1985. researching and writing
a humanities scholar. Please note that
this is not a financial aid program and
that no academic credit should be sought
for these projects.
If guidelines are not available at the
Placement Office, please write for them
to: ■ V . .- ;. - ,. .-.. / -_.
Younger Scholars Guidelines
Division of General Programs
Room 420
National Endowment for the Humanities
IKK) Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington. DC. 20506
CAJ^PUt) CAA/DiQ
Looking across the railroad tracks to the
turf plots PUota hv l.mda ( Joocf/o. •
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Chris LeFevre goes tor it.
Photo by Tim Ireland
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
Last Monday, the Lady Aggies faced
Cedar Crest for the third match of the
season. The girls came out strong and
. won the match in three games straight.
The scores were 15-12, 15-2. and 15-5.
The win made the girls' record 1-2.
On Saturday, the team traveled to FDU
for the first tournament of the season.
Eight teams competed. Our first game
was against Marywood College. In a tour-
]. nament. the matches are played best two
■ out of three games. Marywood gave the
girls a great fight but the Aggies came out
on top. The scores were 18-16 and
17-15. Next. Del Val faced FDU, It was
an easy game, and the girls won 15-12
and 15-0. The final game in the prelimi-
narys was against Muhlenberg, a team
which the Aggies face in our regular sea-
son. They were strong but the girls lost
the match. 14-16 and 10-15. putting Del
Val second in the finals. The first game
was against Moravian . The girls were
tired and lost the match 12-15 and 5-15
placing third in the tournament. Coach
Chivalette was very pleased with how
the girls played. Everyone did a fine job,
Chris LeFevre and Sheryl Henry lead in
attacks. Freshman Sharon Chapman
also played a nice game. Micheic Heffner
and Vicki Keener leacFfin sets and Marion
Alberici helped out everywhere. The girls
should be happy where they ended up.
Congratulations.
The girls' next home game is on Satur-
day at 1:30 against Wilkes. Come out
and cheer!
FROM
THE SPORTS EDITOR:
Intramural Leagues
If you want your intramural team's
highlights and scores published in Ram
Pages, drop information off to Duke
Blessing at Box *515. All information
must be in my lx)x by 4:00 p.m. Monday
to be included in that Friday's paper.
Radaszewski and Russo
Lead Aggies
Over Crusaders
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College gridders
took a giant step in their hopes of recap-
turing the Middle Atlantic Conference
championship by defeating a talented Sus-
quehanna squad on Parents' Day by the
score of 1.3-10.
Dan Glowatski opened the scoring
when he caught a 20-yard touchdown
pass from Gary Kemberling (6-16-104
yards) in the first quarter.
The Crusaders came back with ten se-
cond quarter points on a Kevin Gorm-
Icy l-yard touchdown run and a Todd
McCarthy 30-yard field goal.
The third quarter was a defensive battle
with lx)th teams looking strong, especially
against the run.
Finally, in the fourth quarter. Joe Ra-
daszewski gave the Aggies the break they
needed when he picked off a Jim Wisse
pass and returned it 44 yards to give the
Aggies a lead they never relinquished.
Nick Russo had a superb game for the
Aggies as he rushed .% times for 157
yards. He also hauled in a Kemberling
pass for 41 yards.
The entire Delaware Valley team was
t'Xtremelu fired up for the length of the
game. When the Aggies defense was on
the fiekl. the players on the sideline
stood up and shouted "defense" clap
■clap, "defense" clap - clap. This is the
tvpe of enthusiasm the Aggies need to
sustain tomorrow (at Moravian) and for
the ivinaindei of the season
Thi' intangible aspect of football is often
underestimated but in this rase the Ag-
gies know th«' meaning of
"togetlierness"
(laiv Kt'nihcrlnni on f/it' sitt'ak'
Soccer Team
Falls to 0-3
Bv Duke Blessing
Ihe Aggies were shut out by Muhlen-
Ix'rg (\>llege last Wednesday 4-0 Scoring
continues to be a problem for the team as
tlu'v have been outscored 1^)1 in their
first tu'o games.
On Piirents' Day. tin' Aggies were de-
feated hv Witlener 3 1 after going into
halftime tied 11 The loss drops the
team to 3 DVC travels to Albright to
morrow for a 1:{K) contest in Reading.
MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
By Ken McDaid
DVC raised its overall record to 7-0
(5-0 MAC) last Saturday by dominating
a quadrangular meet involving Moravian.
Widener. and Lebanon Valley College.
The Harriers ran their best team race of
the season as only 1:21 separated run-
ners one through five from DVC. This
strong team effort helped DVC cruise
past Widener 16-46. Lebanon Valley
20-42. and Moravian 23-36. Leading
the way for Del Val were Ken McDaid
and Tom Reynolds who finished 3rd and
4th respectively with times of 27:01 and
27:06. Reynolds had to outduel a runner
from Moravian at the tape to save his 4th
place finish. Next for DVC were Dave
Spotts and Al Krouse who clocked in 6th
and 7th places. The stars of the meet,
however, were sophomores Don Billet
and John Thomson who finished 9th
and lOth overall and drastically closed
the gap between themselves and the DVC
front four. Overall. DVC had six of the
top ten finishing places Next up for the
Harriers are Drexel. Philadelphia Textile.
Philadelphia Pharmacy, and Swarthmore
tomorrow at Swarthmore.
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
By Linda Bailey
The women's cross country team had
an away dual meet which was held at
Moravian College on Saturday. Septem-
ber 22nd. Our girls ran against giHs from
Lebanon Valley College and Moravian
College. DVC scored 25 points defeating
L.ebanoti Valley with a score of M points.
Moravian College defeated DVC with a
score of 21 points against 33 points. This
puts our girls at a score of two wins and
one loss for this season so far, Our next
meet will be a home meet held Saturday.
October 6th against Scranton Come
and cheer us on!
PIkHo i>i liiui iiiuokcr
INEPT EAGLES
Succumb to 49er's 21-9
By Duke Blessing
To think that there were actually a
group of people out in football land this
vear who thought the Philadelphia Eagles
stood a chance of playing .500 football in
1984 is as ridiculous as believing that
Mondale and "that woman" stand the
slightest chance to defeat Ronald and
George in November.
This ineffectual collection of brawn
athletes has clustered together to give a
new meaning to the word "stillborn."
The Joe Montana-less 49er's domi-
nated both offensively and defensively.
Matt Cavanaugh threw against an invisi-
ble like Eagles secondary for 252 yards
and three touchdowns. Wendell Tyler
rushed through and around the defensive
line for 113 yards on 21 carries.
Kicker Paul McFadden accounted for
all the Eagles points with three field goals
as the rushing game could only muster
72 yards Ron "Jaws" Jaworski is not to
blame for this one due to the fact that
Eagle receivers dropped nine passes.
Watching the Eagles play last week kind
of reminded me what it must have been
like to be a New York Giants fan for so
long.
There is one common bond between
old Giants fans, present Eagle fans, and
supporters or Walter and his woman
friend — even though we are cheering
for guaranteed losers, we must play out
the string because some day things will
get better!
CLUB NEWS
Agronomy Club
Our meetings are held at 7:30 p.m. in
the Student Center Coffeehouse on
Thursdays.
The Agronomy Club and the FFA are
planning a trip together to visit Strohs
Brewery. Mr. Wolford will be speaking
on his trip to Egypt sometime in October.
Further information will be posted at a
later time.
New Club on Campus
The Agri-Business Society, which was
founded late last semester, is now under-
way. The club is designed to inform every-
one interested in what is happening in
the firms related to Agricultural Business.
The club plans to make some field
trips to tour various companies and to
have monthly guest speakers, which will
be open for the whole campus to attend.
The club is new and needs support. If
interested please feel free to ask one of
the officers about the club or attend a
meeting.
Club Officers are:
Jeff Middleton — President
Neil Kratzer — Vice President
Mark Shoemaker — Treasurer
Terri Mctzlcr — Secretar\^
Bruce Bailey. Dave Hirtle
ICC. Representatues
Linda Chiappini. Chet'e Day
A- Dai; Represer\tatiues
The next meeting is scheduled for
Thursday;. October 4 at 7:00 p.m. in
room 201 in the Student Center.
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port scores
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to report on all games. All that is required
is goal scorers and final scores. Drop a
li'ie to Box ^515 or ^988 if uou are
interested
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief ...... Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor , . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Ed Wengryn. Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck. Stephen Persand.
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Don Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terri Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Here Are Some Sniglets
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, hut
should!
Bovilexia — The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window
and yell ''moo" every time you pass a cow.
Cheedle — The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a
bag of cheetoes.
Delaware Valley College
OCTOBER 1984
FB
—
Football
FH
S
_
Field Hockey
Soccer
VB
CC
SC
=
Volleyball
Cross Country
Student Center
APR
=
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
D
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
^
1 ^
Get Set
For Exams!
VB (A) vs Alvernia 7pm
2:::^;;/l,,^ ■,:;-,;:...;,■
FH (A) vs. Phila Tex4pm.
3
Caricatures
11-2 p.m., $1.00
■ Student Center
Lobby
4
MOVIE
Victor, Victoria
8 p.m. - APR
FH (A) vs. Gwynedd Mercy 4 p.m.
5
^ YOM KIPPUR
Antique Car Show
All Day - APR
W & MCC (A) vs. Scranton
S (A) vs. Ursinus 11 a.m.
FB (A) vs Upsala
VB (A) Dickinson Invitational
7
Antique Car Show
All Day - APR
Equestrian Team (A) vs. Rutgers
^ Columbus Day
R & R Day
Enjoy it!!
NO CLASSES
9
i
VB (H) vs Kings 7pm
-t /\ Ted Sterenko
XU 1 1 .«) 1 (K) pm Snack Bar
Speaker
• Bruce Keyser
"Native Azaleas"
7:30 p.m. — Coffeehouse
FH (H) vs FDU 3:30 pm
" S (H) vs Upsala 3:30 pm
11
"Be nice to };our
roommate Da};!'*
VB (H) vs FDU 6:30 p.m.
12 • PEP RALLY •
7:30 p.m. SC
.,Donut Pickup Afterwards
HOMFPriMIMr^i—
•4 rm Parade — 10 a.m.
XO Doylestowii
Dance - 9- 1 a.m. APR
FB (H) vs. Widener 1:30 p.m.
VB (A) vs Haverford 4 p m
.; 12:00 noon. v-
S (H) vs. Kings 11 a.m.
FH (H) vs. Drew 11 a.m.
14
Recover from
Homecoming Da\;
Equestrian Team (A)
vs Lafayette
15
FUN WITH FOOD
7:30 p.m. Cafeteria
Lecture:
Relationsliips
8 p.m. Coffeehouse
FH (A) vs Widcner 4 p.m
16. .^^m;:-;.?
Boss's Day
"Write home to
Mom Da\;" ;
VB (H) vs Swarthmore 4 p.m
17
Speaker: Marvin Climer
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
7:30 p.m. Coffeehouse
MOVIE: Splash
$1.00, 8 p.m., APR
FH (H) vs Scranton 3:30 p m
S (H) vs. Ailentown 3:30 p m.
"^ • PLAY •
Crimes of the Heart
presented by
■ Delaware Valley Regional *
Theatre Co
H p m APR
VB (H) vs. Muhlenberg 7 p m
19
• PLAY •
Crimes of the Heart
8p,m,APR
20 ^'"«« o/ ^^^^
Hayride
Band and donuts included!
■' W& MCC (A) us Albright
10 30 am
FH (A) vs. Lycoming 11 am.
S (A) vs Lycoming 11 am.
91 FLEA MARKET
^-■- Parking Lot 8a.m.
sponsored by RA 's
Kostamayer
VS.
Christian
DEBATE - APR
22
23
VB(H) vs Widmer 7 p.m.
2 A End of Mid -Semester
Marking Period
Speaker
Dr. K.H. Christianson
Da[^ Lilies
7:30 p.m. Coffeehouse
S (A) vs FDU 3:00 pm
25
VB (A) vs Moravian 4:3() p m
26
COFFEEHOUSE
"Linda Black"
..9 11 p.m. Coffeehouse
FREE DONUTS
FB (A) vs FDU 8 p m
27
VIDEO HALLOWEEN
DANCE
"Costume Contest"
CC (A) vs Ailentown 12 noon
S (A) vs. Drew 2 p.m
28
Mother-in-law's
Equestrian Team (A) vs Princeton
29
Pumpkin Carving
Contest
Dining Hall
at Dinner
30
• MOVIE •
Christine
8 p.m. APR
S (H) vs Washington 3 p m.
31 HAPPY
HALLOWEEN
'Corn\; Contest^'
Snack Bar
S (H) vs Moravian 3 p m
' Ag. Business Club meets
Thursday; at 7:00p.m.
Hespertfulli; submitted for
{jour approval.
Carol Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel Merman)
NOTICE: The opmions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 6
Friday. October 12, 1984
IN THIS ISSUE
Homecoming ...... ► . . v, Pg. 1
Letters to the Editor . ................. Pg. 2
Aggie , pg. 3
General News Pg. 4
Club News . »*>,.. . . . . . .»♦.,..... i . . . Pg. 5
Classified . . , , , . ... pg. 5
On the Sports Front v . , » • , . i Pg. 6
SPECIAL EDITION:
^^A aw w ^ ^^^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^M^^^§fr ^ma
'-Homecofni^^
Aggies Go for More in 841!!
^tS^
"nsa^
October 13 to 20, 1984
celebrates the contributions
of our colleges and universities
to American society
and focuses on the need for
greater excellence at all
levels of American education
because we have the
future in minds.
On Wednesday. October 10, the Coun-
ty Commissioners of Bucks County issued
a proclamation to Dr. Feldstein and also
representatives of Bucks County Com-
munity College, and Philadelphia College
of the Bible which supported "Higher Edu-
cation Week" in the county. Our Home-
coming theme ties in with the slogan of
National Higher Education Week — "We
have the future in minds."
Chuck Fusina, Quarterback of the
Philadelphia Stars, will serve as Grand
Marshal of the DVC Homecoming
Parade.
Homecoming Queen Candidates
Photo bv L i Blatt
Homecoming
Highlights
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12
PEP RALLY - 7:30 P.M.
This annual event is being held in a new
location — The Joshua Feldstein Campus
Court of the Student Center Come on out
and cheer with the athletes, cheerleaders,
and band BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!
The Homecoming Queen will be
announced.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 13
HOMECOMING PARADE - 930 AM,
The Homecoming Parade begins at 9:30
a.m. down at the Doylestown Shopping
Center. It continues up Main Street to the
Court House and then turns on West Court
Street to its concluaon at Central Bucks
West High School
Come on out to Doylestown and give
Chuck Fusina, the Grand Marshal of the
Homecoming Parade, a roaring Aggie
welcome!
ALUMNI REGISTRATION - 10:30 AM
Alumni registration b^ins at 10:30 am.
All alumni are to re0^er at the Alumni Tent
by the ^dent Center
AGGIE TAILGATE BUFFET
FROM 11:30 AM. to 1:00 PM
This luncheon buffet will be served in the
All-Purpose Room erf the Student Center.
Tickets are available for $5.00.
SPORTS ACTION
Women's FieW Hockey vs. Drew University
11:00 am on Alumni FicW
Soaer vs. Kii^ College
11:00 am. on the soccer field
"Aggie" Football vs Widcner University
1 30 p.m. at James Work Memori^d Vadium
Halftime Activities
— %)ecial Band ftesentation
— Ct^ees on Parade
— Homecomirvg Queen Coronaticm
ALUMNI DINNER DANCE
FROM 6:00 P M to MIDNIGHT
The Alumni Dinner Dance will be heW in
the Student Center.
HOMECOMING
By E.D. Wengryn
Frostbit fingers, numb noses, and glassy
eyes. If you remember these feelings you
must have been up all night making your
homecoming floats and spirit cars. Not to
worry, just one more night and the pa-
rade will be here. For many homecoming
is more than just two nights of work The
Alumni Office works for months on plan-
ning the return of DVC graduates. (Yes.
they are living proof that life goes on after
DVC or NFS,) Besides the floats many
clubs work on fund-raisers for homecom-
ing football game sales. The Floral Society
paints its pumpkins, the Horticulture Club
is pressing cider, and A. P.O. was making
chocolates all week long, in addition to
their creative expressions of toilet paper
on wheels (called a float) .
To alumni, homecoming is more than
a parade through Doylestown and a foot-
ball game. To alumni, homecoming is
just that, coming home. To them, just
like to the students now. DVC was their
home And now they return to see the
old place, the new buildings, and good
friends of days gone by. Homecoming is
for memories, for students, and alumni
and should not be missed by anyone, if
you don't help a club, go to the parade,
meet alumni, and get ready for the home-
coming dance. What is a better way to
end a week of no sleep as we celebrate
the return of those that have gone before
us. For to celebrate is to make memories
and these times will be remembered on
the day when you as a graduate will
return on homecoming.
• •••••••
I This Week on
* Campus
^ FRIDAY. OCTOBER 12
HOMECOMING WEEKEND
^ A time to wefcome back Alumni! Pep Rally
in front of the Student Center at 7:30 p. m,
^ Volteyball (A) vs. Haverford. 4:00 p.m.
]f SATURDAY. OCTOBER 13
HOMECOMING DAY!
Parade in town at 9:30 am.
Field Hockey (H) vs. Drew. 11:00 a.m.
Soccer (H) vs. Kings, 11:00 a.m.
Football (H) vs. Widener, 1:30 p.m.
Men's and Women's Cross Country (A)
AUentown lnvitatk>nal, 12:00 noon
Dance in the APR from 9:00 p.m, to 1:
a.m.
3f
*
*
*
SUNDAY. OCTOBER 14
Time to recover from the weekend!
MONDAY. OCTOBER 15
Back to school as usual,
FieW Hcxrkey (A) vs, Widener. 4:00 p.m,
"Fun with Food" In the cafe at 7:30 p,m,
LECTURE: "Relatkandiips". 8:00 p,m, in
the D^eehouse.
-k TUESDAY. OCTOBER 16
I Volleyball (H) vs, SwMthntKxe, 4:00 p.m,
-^ Boss's Day!
"Write Home to Mom and Dad Day!"
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 17
^ Soccer |H) vs. ABentown, 3:30 p.m.
FieW Hockey (H) vs. Scranton, 3;30 p.m.
SPEAKER: Marvin Clymer, "Landscaping
fat Wddltfe" in the Coffeehouse at 7:30
p,m.
lOVIE: "Splash", darrtng Tom Hanks and
arryl Hannah at 8:00 p.m. in the APR.
Adm^ksn: $1 00
^ THURSDAY. OCTOBER 18 ^
VoUeytaD (H) vs Muhlenberg, 7:00 p.m.
^ PLAY: tlrimes erf the Heart" at 8:00 p.m. j^
^ in the APR. ^
-^ ¥ * ¥
^ ^ * ^ ^ Tl-
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Something is going on that deserves
some attention: the public abuse and
humiliation of ladies on campus by a
group of DVC "athletes" (I use the term
loosely) . An athlete at this level of com-
petition should be both a scholar and a
gentleman! By scholar I simply mean that
they should be here to leam and make
an attempt to do so. A gentleman re^Dects
the rights and feelings of others. Animals
react on instinct, not people! Thursday
night's incident (September 27) in the
dining hall reminded me of a pack of
dogs reacting to a bitch in heat!
It is bad enough that we must witness
what goes on on campus; but I am em-
barassed to be a pwirt of an athletic depart-
ment that would send these "athletes"
(again, 1 use the term loosely) off campus
to represent our school all over the state
and beyond.
I am not going to point the finger at
anyone (I think we all know who I'm talk-
ing about) , but I would like to say that I
am not speaking of the football team. Al-
though their ideas of fun are often different
from ours, and although they do tend to
get carried away at times, they do not
make a habit of publicly abusing ladies
nor causing scenes in the dining hall. 1
also feel confident that, under the leader-
ship of coach Al Wilson, they act like
gentlemen when they leave our school to
represent us.
I realize that everyone has the right to
be here, but when they have fun at the
exjjense of others, then they are infring-
ing on the rights of others and should be
stopped. I do not think that the integrity
of our athletic department must be sacri
ficed in order to win a few games! How
far will this go? What ever happened to
winning not being the most important
part of the game?
I do not know what can be done about
this, but thought that some attention
should be focused on it. I know that when
my dog misbehaves he gets smacked
with a newspaper. I do not think that
would work in this case.
Sincerely,
An embarassed athlete
Do you have an opinion? Address re-
plies to Ram Pages, Box 988. All serious
replies will be considered for publication.
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Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
WELCOME BACK ALUMNI!
We certainly hope that everyone is ex-
cited for another great Homecoming
Weekend and are all ready to get involved
as this year proves to be better than ever.
The Ram Pages staff has worked quite
hard to put out this special edition and
sincerely hop>e that everyone enjoys it as
well as the entire Homecoming Weekend.
Paul and 1 extend our thanks and con-
gratulations to the Ram Pages staff for
the success of this special edition.
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Go for More in '84
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
As most of us have noticed, this cam-
pus is ridiculous on weekends! I wonder
if the circus is looking for recruits! I know
for a fact that vandalism is no longer a
thing of the past. It seems as if no dorm is
safe from these immature, obnoxious
people who insist on wrecking things. Not
only is vandalism a problem, but either
people have become hard of hearing or
they just love to yell. There's no reason
for the excess noise that has been disturb-
ing my dorm as well as others. Since
when do radios have to be at full blast to
enjoy them? Unless some people start
growing up or enough people tell these
so called adults to shape up, nothing is
going to change. I don't know if everyone
realizes this, but whatever dorm damage
is done, unless the vandal is identified,
the dorm pays for it. Since most of the
damage done is done by guys, I think its
time we girls pulled together to straighten
this mess out. Remember — nothing will
change until we want it to.
Kathy McNamara
EDITORIAL VIEWPOINT
After talking with Mr. Moyer and Mr.
Kline in the cafeteria about the meal ticket
number policy, 1 feel that there is only
one solution. Everyone should carry their
student l.D.'s with them at all times. This
should solve all problems as far as collect-
ing meal ticket numbers. On the back of
our l.D.'s, it states that all students must
carry the ID. cards with us at all times.
Please follow my suggestion and things
can and will run more smoothly in the
cafeteria.
Co-editor-in-chief
\ Leslie E. Blatt
CAMPUS CA^/ OiO
PHcrrcxr-i^Ame'l?
LAUNDRY ROOM
Change Machine Problems
Have They Been Resolved?
By Bill Rein
There have been consistent complaints
about the conditions of the college laun-
dry rooms and the lone change machine.
By now, probably everyone has heard
something like, "What happened to the
Ulman basement laundry?" . . . "There
are never enough working dfyers." . . .
"The only time everybody has room in
their schedules to do laundry is the only
time that I can do laundry!" These words
are usually followed by ". . . and when
you need change for wash, you go all
the way to the Student Center, and the
change machine is broken."
In our usual investigative style. Ram
Pages decided to look into the situation,
and find what was on the other side of
the coin.
In an interview with Student Services
Dean Lionel Adelson, I thought we'd get
the facts. This apparently had been the
first time the situation had been presented
to him. Mr. Adelson was immediately on
the phone.
First, the dean put a call into Mainte-
nance. We learned that the Ulman base-
ment lights were apparently pulled down
from the ceiling by some students; but
they now were in full operation. Could
this have caused some on campus to think
DVC consisted of only one laundry
room — of only six washers and six dryers
— under Segal Hall? Maybe. Anyway.
it's now safe to go down and do your
wash in the wee hours of the morning,
and beat the rush!
But is it? Maintenance had said that Ul-
man was in full operation. Surely they
did not mean that all washers and dryers
were in order. Trying to keep well in-
formed of this situation was indeed diffi-
cult. In reading the Student Government
Minutes of that same Monday, one would
find different news. Under the heading
"Old Business," next to a frowning face,
was the note: "The laundry room in Ul-
man Hall is still a disgrace . . . and I am
Informed that three dryers were broken
. . ." Yes, as of Monday, a week later,
there were still at least two dryers with
"Out of Order" signs on them. It seems
that no one knows the problem exists;
please report this type of problem to Resi-
dences Life! Maybe some action will be
taken.
Ignoring the fact that there are bound
to be broken machines, the need for even
more laundry machines was addressed.
Dean Adelson explained that, "When
the Student Center was built last year.
The Alumni Office &
The Alumni Association
By Jamie Beck
The Alumni Office sponsors Homec-
coming and a lot more . They coordinate
and publish Green and Gold Horizons
sent to all the Alumni. They sponsor
scholarships to freshmen . This year they
sponsored two such scholarships, each
for fifteen hundred dollars. The Alumni
attend "College Night" to represent the
college.
The Alumni Association donates mon-
ey, shrubery, rooms of buildings, etc.
They also give presents to graduating
seniors. This year they gave the seniors a
wallet-size copy of their diploma.
The office has six thousand known ad-
dresses for alumni of the college. The
alumni are from 49 out of 50 states and
20 foreign countries. The Association
has 40 members and five student repre-
sentatives. They do activities together.
Each year, they contribute $150,000 to
200,0(X) both individually and as a group.
Mr. Trainer and Dr. Feldstein travel to
viat alumni in various F>arts of the country.
They have visited Chicago, Dallas, and
Los Angeles, where they have DVC alum-
nus clubs. These clubs procure money
for the college. This November, Dr. Feld-
stein will be going to Florida to visit alum-
ni living there .
more room was provided by Segal Hall.
We decided that this provided an oppor-
tunity for another laundry room whteh
would double our capacity." And you
thought 12 washers and 12 dryers (when
working) was not enough for our school?
What about the ongoing change ma-
chine hassles? Dean Adelson called Mr.
Decker, whose responsibilities in the Stu-
dent Center include all vending machines
contained within its walls.
We learned that, once again, the
change machine "broke down" — yet,
this time it was over the weekend, and it
had just been "debugged" Friday! Why
does it keep breaking down? This change
machine has a modern fail-safe mechan-
ism, which automatically shuts it down —
when someone tries to get something for
nothing. It is therefore never really
"broken," just keeping us from being
"ripped off."
Another look at the old Student Gov-
ernment Minutes yielded a wealth of in-
formation pertaining to how long this has
been going on. In the September 17 Min-
utes, under the "Good of the Order"
heading, it is stated that: "It seems that
the change machine in the Student Center
is broken down too often ..." Dean Adel-
son explained that, "the change machine
belongs to the company providing most, .
if not all, vending machines on campus
— Blue Ribbon . If anyone tries to use a
bogus bill, it electronically shuts down." It
was starting to concern the school that
"Blue Ribbon may have to pull it because
they keep coming out to repair it." At this
time. Blue Ribbon had not yet complained
about it, he said.
In fact. Blue Ribbon provided us with
a change machine as a sort of "favor,"
because we needed one last year to re-
place the much-abused "antique" owned
by the Student Government, noted Mr,
Adelson. Old habits never really die; the
old one was quickly rolled away after it
accepted a xerox of a dollar bill! "
"We'd like to get another change ma- :
chine," concluded the dean; but the ques-
tion remained: would a more convenient
yet unsupervised machine be "challenged"
by one student to the detriment of the
entire campus?
Well, the answer to that question may
have come from the latest Student Gov-
ernment meeting. Under the heading
"New Business" the minutes explain that,
"We have a NEW change machine on
the way. Student Government will own
and operate it. Its location will be in the :
security office. Anyone caught tamper-
ing with this machine will suffer the conse-
quences. We will be watching it very close-
ly. Let's not abuse this "convenience!"
Mr. Trainer says, "The main purpose
of the Alumni Association and the Alum-
ni Office is to promote friendship and
goodwill among the alumni but more im-
portantly provide support for the Alma
Mater." He also wants the office to be a
fundraising as well as a friendraising place.
The Student's Psalm
The professor is my quizmaster.
1 shall not flunk.
He maketh me to enter the
examination room.
He leadeth me to an alternate seat.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me into a deep problem
for the grade's sake.
Yea, though I know not the answers
to the question.
The class average comforts me.
I prepare my answers before me
in the presence of my proctors.
He anointeth my head with figures.
My time runneth out.
Surely grades and bluebooks will folbw me
all the days of my life.
And I will dwell in this university forever.
Amen
submitted by Dr Richard C. Ziemer
from a Penn St<Ue publication
A LEGEND LIVES ON
By Bob Wecht
At the tender age of fourteen Ernest
Pumcll came to work as a janitor at Dela-
ware Valley College (then known as the
National Farni School) in 1910. Although
his family home is in Baltimore, he and
another man left to find work. Del Val
hasn't been the same since.
Emcst was bom May 10, 1895. He was
the sixth of six children and reared in a
Methodist environment. The love of na-
ture has always been with him and even
after eighty-nine years he still breeds tropi-
cal fish and parakeets.
Mr, Purncll's earliest experiences here
on campus included not only janitorial
responsibilities but chauffer duties for Del
Val's founder. Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf .
"Dr. Rabbi" as he is remembered, always
brings fond memories to this local college
legend.
"I always made sure Segal Hall was
nice and warm for him (Rabbi Krauskopf)
. . . years ago coal was used instead of oil,
so I set my alarm and was there every
morning."
While vwrking at Del Val Eme^ was
rudely inten'upted by WorW War I. He
served as a Private 1st class in Gjmpany
D, 333rd Service Battalion, Q.M.C. train-
ing and fighting both occurred overseas.
"Hell ail the way through, but any sacrifice
for America was worth it." His discharge
papers hang proudly in his room.
At one point, Ernest was moonlighting
in a restaurant near the college to help
pay for car expenses. One night. Presi-
dent Theodore Roosevelt came to dinner
and Purnell was chosen to wait on him.
Roosevelt was so taken by Ernest that he
wanted to bring him back to Washington
to work in the White House. Luckily for
the college the President's offer was
declined.
When asked how the studente and fac-
ulty of today are different from those in
the school's beginnings, it was made quite
clear that attitudes have changed. "In the
Farm School people were like brothers,
but today many think they are higher up
and better people — not equals."
"The great man who put us on this
earth didn't want people to be different
from each other — just equal . . . there is
bad in all races, what religion doesn't
matter — we were given brains to be the
best we can and to be smart enough to
love our neighbors." Why can't people
see the truth?
If you don't know where to find Mr.
Pumell, all you need to do is check out
the second floor of the Alumni House. Er-
nest will be the man with a cigar in his
mouth. Next time you have the opportu-
nity, stop and have a chat . . . you won't
be sorry you did!
Autumn Has Arrived
Artwork by: Monica Etzweiler
ITCHING
for Something to Do?
Then save your pennies and get ready
for Delaware Valley College's second an-
nual FLEA MARKET! it will be held in
the student parking lot on Sunday, Octo-
ber 21, between 8:30 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
Vendors throughout the region will be
here to peddle their wares. Come on out
for an enjoyable Sunday afternoon . . .
and to get an early start on your holiday
shopping!
Any student or club interested in ob-
taining a space should contact the Resi-
dence Life Office at yur earliest conven-
ience (special discount rates for student
oi^anizations) . Spaces are allotted on a
first-come, first-serve basis.
Look for more information in next
week's Ram Pages.
Central Bucks East
High School Band
& Parents Association Presents
an Evening with Maynard Ferguson
The Central Bucks area will entertained
# Sunday evening, October 28, 1984 at
8:00 p.m. when jazz trumpetist Maynard
Ferguson and his jazz ensemble appear
at the Central Bucks East High School,
Holicong and Anderson Roads, Bucking-
ham, PA.
Ferguson and his band of outstanding
young musicians are known for their
high enci^ and fast paced performances.
He has surrounded himself with exciting,
youthful players, and his band has
always been a strong training ground for
instrumentalists with talent.
Ferguson is known to give his audiences
just about everything from rock to opera.
His musical world and repertoire includes
pop tunes, movie sound tracks such as
the theme from the movie, Rocki;, con-
temporary rhythms as well as his great
jazz pieces.
Tickets are on sale at Kenny's News
Agency, 17 West Main Street, Doyles-
town; McCroskey's Music, 325 South
Main Street, Doylestown; DeVoe Music
Store, 51 East Main Street, Lansdale;
Zapfs Music, 5429 North 5th Street.
Philadelphia; Zapfs Music, Baederwood
Shopping Center, Rydal Road, Jenkin-
town at $10.00 and will also be available
at the door for $12.50.
Additional information can be obtained
by calling 794-7481 or 345-0618. For
more information contact: Ann Shultes,
99 Elfman Drive, Doylestown, PA 18901,
345-0618.
Scholarship
Winners
By ED. Wengryn
On Sunday, September 30, four Del
Val students were awarded $500.00 dol-
lar FTD District 3-B scholarships. The
checks in their names are to further their
education. The winners. Leslie Blatt,
Carolyn Brodhag, Sue Nord, and Tracy
Edwards received their scholarships dur-
ing the District 3-B Design School and
Trade Fair.
The District 3-B Design School and
Trade Fair consists of local fforists, whole-
salers, growers, and suppliers. One of
the better design schools in the country.
3-B this year had designers from Texas,
• GRAND OPENING •
The NEW Nonalcohol Campus Pub's
HALLOWEEN GALA
Wednesday, October 31st
9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
See the Snack Bar transformed to a Pub!
No cover charge
Live D.J. — Dance all night long!
Just 50C a drink
Munchies on all tables
EVERYONE WELCOME WFTH ID.
The Great? Debate
By E.D. Wengryn
On Sunday night President Ronald
Reagan and candidate Walter Mondale
went head to head in the first of their two
televised debates. Both candidates started
off nervously, but it was Mr. Mondale
who got over it first. To many, Mondale's
performance was a surprise, as President
Reagan did not shape up until about half
way through the debate. He was nervous,
stuttering, and ill at ease up to that point.
Mr. Mondale took advantage of the Pres-
ident's manner as he operated smoothly
and easily, using the time to make his
points, while the President worked on try-
ing to Improve his style.
The candkiates were asked a series of
domestic questions on proposed budgets
and deficit reduction; it was here where
the Presidetit looked strong as he prom-
ised that he will "never" seek to cut Social
Security benefits (though he did in 1981
want a 25% cut that the Congress refused
to pass, as Mr. Mondale later pointed
out, showing himself as the stronger can-
didate.) The other good point of President
Reagan was Mondale's proposed tax in-
creases. Mondale was again showing him-
self as the stronger candidate by saying it
was a plan, and one that would work to
reduce the deficits, that Mr. Reagan
believes will disappear like magic. Mon-
dale was ageiin stronger than the President
when it came to the closing statements.
Are we better off now than we were four
years ago? Mr. Mondale took that ques-
tion further by asking about our future:
Will we be better off in the upcoming
years, and what future will it leave for
our children? To many is was clear that
Walter Mondale won the debate. Whether
it helps his campaign only time will tell,
along with the Bush - Ferraro debate on
Thursday.
West Virginia, Boston, and Washington
DC, as well as kx:al florets from Reading,
Pa. and Somerset, N.J. The creations
designed were truly amazing, some stand-
ing three feet tall. Others were as small as
a shoe. The designers create arrange-
ments for two hour stretches, take half
hour breaks, and then return again. The
themes for most of the work dealt with
Christmas, as the Trade Fair deals with
selling Christmas items, such as con-
tainers, dishes, props, candles, and
other supplies. Other events include door
decorations; this year a DVC team of
students won first place for their door
design, and that was done competing
against professional floral designers.
Once again, congratulations to all, and
thanks to the designers for some A-Day
ideas.
FTD Scholarship Winners
PhoU3 Compliment of Edna N. Bkm
ipppppjuyyiip^
IW
Dear Aggie,
Dear Aggie,
What do you do when people who
you don't do anything wrong to stick
their noses up at you? And what do you
do when they act disgusted at you when
you are in their presence? Should I let
this behavior bother me?
I know that you can't be friends to
everyone and have them all like you
back, but it hurts when people treat me
this way. Do you think I'm just being self-
conscious about this? Aggie, tell me what
1 can do.
Signed
Hurt by Ignorance
Dear Hurt by Ignorance, , . . .
If someone misunderstands you or
your personality due to a physical prob-
lem, then you are hurt by ignorance. In
your letter I received no information
along this line so I will assume that you
have no such problem. What is hurting
your feelings is the lack of adultness in
these other jDeople. Some people do not
feel comfortable with others unless they
find a fault in the other (i.e. he has a big
nose), once people find a fault they can
usually get along fine. But when some-
pne has no visible fault, people react by
being or playing "I am better than you,"
thus the snobby attitudes. Their per-
sonality feel threatened because of their
own insecurities. If these so called friends
persist in treating you so, look for new
ones, their opinion is not the final
judgment.
- / Aggie
"Dr. Elson"
An Interview with History
By Jean Meyer
The other day, I was very fortunate to
have a talk with Dr. Elson. For the stu-
dents who do not know Dr. Elson, you
are missing a great deal!
Caricatures done DVC style!
Photo by. Stephen Persaud
Dear Aggie,
After being hurt several times by mem-
bers of the opposite sex, I am very hesi-
tant not only in asking girls out, but just
general conversation feels somewhat un-
comfortable. My problem is that I met a
girl in the beginning of the year that I
could really fall for but because of my
feelings towards girls now, I've only talked
to her once. I'd like to ask her out but am
afraid of being hurt. What do I do?
Bashful
Dear Bashful,
Life is a game and full of risks. And it is
better to have loved and lost than to
never have loved at all. All of this may
sound corny but it is true. You have taken
your inner pain and started to use it as an
excuse for not seeing or asking girls out.
My suggestion to you is A) ask her out
yourself, tell her you like her, and go
from there or B) talk to some of her
friends and get together with her through
channels. In most cases, plan A works
best. And remember no is only a two let-
ter word.
Aggie §>
Dr. Elson is a part-time faculty member
who works in the chemistry department.
He helps tutor the freshmen in chemis-
try. He has been teaching at the college
since 1946.
Dr. Elson is very much a part of the
college. He attended the old school (Na-
tional Farm School) . After attending the
old school, he went to Rutgers University
to major in science. After graduating, he
worked for the U.S. Department of Agri-
culture until 1943. He then entered the
Navy to become a full lieutenant. When
the war was over, Dr. Elson came back
to the college to teach. He came back to
help the old school transfer over to what
we know as Del Val.
Dr. Elson has seen many changes in his
lifetime. When asked what was the biggest
difference between the old school and
the college his response was; "Students
now are not required to do physical
work." In the days of the old school, one
half of the students would work on the
farm full time and the other half would
go to school. Then after six weeks, the
students would switch jobs. All of the stu-
dents were required to work in each area
of the farm. They only had one month
off from class. The students would work
during the summer months on the farm.
Graduation was in late March, so the stu-
dents could be hired in time for the spring
plantings.
Dr. Elson has seen many changes in
agriculture. When he was in school, they
used hand labor methods. Today, agri-
culture has become modern and more
technical. There is now more for the stu-
dents to leam.
Dr. Elson has years of experience and
he is very happy to share them with the
students. He will continue to teach the
students. Dr. Elson is a big part of Del
Val's future and history. As he says, "An
interview with me, is an interview with
h'*^ory." Dr. Elson will always be a legend
in his own time!
CARRY- CATCHERS
On Wednesday, October 3, students
had the opportunity to be caricatured in
the Student Center Lobby. There was a
choice of cither a Joe Aronson basic black
and white fek tip on transparency, or your
profile could be sketched and then water-
colored with a miniature body attached!
For one dollar you could cither wait in
a line for the color sketch, or settle for a
bare bones black and white profile. Most
who offered their best sides to the artists
seemed to prefer the former, which was
of course much more detailed for the
money. Some who attended mentioned
^hat last year's artists seemed to offer a litr
tie more. Overall, everyone was none-
theless pleased.
"Landscaping for Wildlife"
• ; Marvin Clymcr
Victor, Victoria
A REVIEW
The highly entertaining movie, i/ktor,
Victoria played for free in the All-Purpose
Room last Thursday night. From the looks
of the small crowd who showed up, either
people are finding the seating too uncom-
fortable to sit through another movie, or
they've already seen it, or they don't know
a bargain!
A Blake Edwards movie, Victor, Vic-
toria had its terrific moments of comedy.
That doesn't teO the whole story, however.
The film had a good story, good acting,
and real life feeling.
The story begins in 1934; Paris. Victoria
Grant (Julie Andrews) is a British singer
with an opera-quality voice that shatters
champagne glasses Ella Fitzgerald-style.
She is actually starving; she meets Car-
roll Todd (Robert Preston) , a gay enter-
tainer recently thrown out of a nightclub
for causing a riot. "Toddy" gets here to
try a different approach after Victoria,
wearing some dry men's clothing, punches
out his ex-boyfriend. Her entertainment
career takes off as he plays a man, Victor
(a.k.a. Count Gradzin^y of Poland) play-
ing a woman!
Difficulties arise when she meets King
Marshall (James Gamer) who finds her
(him) too good to be true. Both Victoria
and Marshall fall in love, but Marshall
doesn't like people thinking he's gay for
loving a man; and Victoria begins to ex-
perience trouble covering up her feelings
as a woman — losing her identity in a
"crazy world."
The serious backdrop is covered with
much lighter feeling than this suggests.
Alex Karras plays King Marshall's body-
guard who blunders through the movie
getting less respect than "King" himself.
King's dipsy blonde ex -girlfriend also gets
no respect — and doesn't forget it when
he actually puts soap in her mouth and
ships her back to America! Also, if you've
ever seen a Pink Panther movie you can-
not help but catch a Jacques Clouseau-
type private investigator hired to find out
if Victor is really a woman.
The best, most entertaining scene,
however, is probably at the end of the
movie. Toddy (Robert Preston) substi-
tutes for Victor as Victoria — playing a
woman with the grace and womanly
beauty of a rhinocerous!
Error in Print
There is an error in the Cktober calen-
dar. On Saturday, October 13, the parade
begins at 9:30 a.m., not 10.00 a.m
Sorry!
Ram Pages
FALL GARDENING
LECTURES SCHEDULED
The Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment of Delaware Valley College and the
Doylcstown Nature Club are again co-
sponsoring a series of three lectures illus-
trated with slides.
These programs are open to the public,
students, faculty, and administration.
They will be held in the Coffeehouse, se-
cond floor of the Student Center. Admis-
sion is free. The lectures will begin at 7:30
p.m. Refreshments will be served follow-
ing the programs.
LECTURE II
October 17 — Wednesday - 7:30 P.M.
Lar}dscaping for Wildlife
by Marvin Clymer
Mr. Clymer grew up in Bryn Athyn.
He graduated from Penn State in 1974
with a B.S. in Recreation and Parks. For
the next eight years he was the staff
naturalist with the Pennypack Watershed
Association. In June 1983, he left there
to pursue a free lance career as speaker,
photographer, and writer. He is now pre-
senting many entertaining and informa-
flve programs about nature and the en-
vironment to many different audiences.
LECTURE III
October 24 - Wednesday - 7:30 P.M.
Dai;lilies
by Dr. K.H. Christiansen
Dr. Christiansen is a surgeon by pro-
fession and also a daylily lover. He has
been president of the Delaware Valley
.DayWy Society for the past seven years.
During this time, membership has grown
from tvventy-four families to over twc
hundred families. He also has a nursery
where he grows and sells about 800 day
lily cultivars.
Two on the Town
By E.D. Wengryn
Dateline September 27, 198*
Location The Ravei
On the right hand side
as \^ou enter New Hope
To celebrate the birthday of Ram Page'.
illustrious co-editor, Leslie Blatt, this re
porter decided to treat her to real food
Upon our arrival and being seated at ou
table, a night of fun and food began.
The staff of the Raven take their worl
very seriously. Besides food, atmosphere
is of the utmost consideration. Though
looking like a motel on the outside, a<
you enter you are pushed through time
to a late 18th century plush sitting room
— done in dark woods and red materials.
The dining room, small, (reservations
are suggested) yet elegant, looks out over
a brick terrace and garden. The menu
(handwritten on a clipboard) is placed by
the table while your drinks are being
made. Leslie started with spinach salad
and moved to Australian Pork with apri-
cots and ended with cheesecake (with
hazelnut crust) and cranberry topping. I
started with tomato dill soup and moved
on to Veal Chop with Sweetbreads Dijon
and ended with brandied strawberries
with chocolate and vanilla cream. Both
meals were served with glazed carrots,
buttered zuccini, boiled red potatoes,
and fresh-baked bread. As the food was
served and the sun set, the lamps on the
tables were lighted and the house lights
dimmed while outside the garden lights
created a definitely romantic atmc»phere!
The price of dinner was under $50.00
with tip; the place is highly recommend-
ed, just avoid the bar and don't laugh at
too many of the other customers. And, if
I remember corr«:tly, didn't you people
have ice aeam sundaes that night? (a
mild revenge).
APO SCAVENGER HUNT
On Friday, October 26. Alpha Phi
Ome^ is going to give everyone a chance
to make some money, with an old-fash-
ioned scavenger hunt beginning at 8:00
and ending when the first complete lists
are in. There are two groups, individual
and team /club. A $5.00 entrance fee
will be charged for clubs (teams of four
people) arid $1.00 entrance fee for indi-
viduals. The monies will then be split
50/50 among the winners; kx>k for details
or sign ups and rules coming in Ram
Pages. The more who enter the more
money to win.
YEARBOOK
: PICTURE
SCHEDULE
All yearbook picture times for students
are scheduled for Tuesday, October 16.
All yearbook picture times for clubs are
scheduled for Wednesday, October 17.
FRESHMEN GROUPS
lA-lB-lC
9:00
LoWjyofS.C.
2A2B-2C
9:20
In front of S.C.
3A-3B-3C
9:40
in front of Gym
4A 4B-4C
10:00
Steps of Post Office
5A5B5C
10:20
Steps of Library
6A6B-6C
10:40
Steps of Ag. BIdg.
SOPHOMORE MAJORS
Dairy
11:00
Steps of Chapel
Orn Hort
11:15
Steps between
Ag. & Mandcll
Animal Husb
11:30
Mandell Steps
Agronomy
11:45
Mandell Steps
Chemistry
12:00
Mandell Lobby
Horticulture
12:15
Outside of Laskcr
Business
12:30
Lasker Lobby
Biology
12:45
Flagpole in front
of Alman
Food Industry
1:00
Admissions Steps
JUNIOR MAJORS
Biology
1:15
Gazebo at Leke Archer
Ottry
1:30
Lake Archer
Animal Husb.
1:45
Ag Mach BIdg.
Horticulture
2:00
Horticulture BIdg
Orn Hort..
2:15
Horticulture BIdg
Agronomy
2:30
Railroad Station
Food Industry
2:45
Greenhouse
Chemistry
3:00
Behind Library
Business
3; 15.
Eisner Hall
CLUBS
Agronorny
9:00
In front of S C.
Gleaner
9:15
Lounge *2. S.C.
Delta tau Alpha
9:30
Lounge *1. S.C.
Alpha Phi Omega 9:45
Gym Court
Adventure
10:00
Steps of Post Office
Investment
10:15
Steps of Library
Landscape Nur.
10:30
Behind Library
Model Railroad
10:45
Railroad Station
Soil Judging
11:00
Mandell (fron^ .
Ski
11:15
Mandell Ldbhy
WDVC
11:30
Steps of Chapel
Photo Society
11:45
Steps between
Ag & Mandell
4-H
12:00
Steps of Ag. BIdg
Biology
12:15
Lasker Steps
Agribusiness
12:30
Lasker Lobby
Hillcl Society
12:45
Admissions Steps
Horticulture
1:00
Gazebo at Lake Archer
Meats Society
1:15
Mandell Steps
Bandards
1:30
Steps of Chapel
All other clubs and societies will have
their pictures taken at their regularly
scheduled meetings. All presidents of
clubs should inform the yearbook. Box
*981 of their meetings, dates, times, and
places.
Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursdai;, October 18
5:30 to 9:00 P.M.
Cheese Steak with Sauce
and Medium Soda
$1.60
One Coupon per Customer
Placement Office Interviews
for Week of October 15
Tuesday, October 16
UPS
Group interview, 2:00 - 2:30 P.M.
Individual 10 minute interviews
2:40 - 4:00 P.M.
Wednesday, October 17
Parker Interior Plantscape
Individual interviews
9:00 - 4:00 P.M.
Thursday, October 18
Foliage Plant Systems
Individual interviews
First interview starts 4:00 P.M.
goes back to 9:00 A.M.
COME TO THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
TO SIGN-UP
Aggie Wrestlers
Streak to the Top
By Dan Smoker
With 38 straight dual meet victories,
setting a Division III record, the Aggies*
wrestling team outlook is bright for the
84-85 season. DVC took second place
last year with a record of si 2-0, missing
first place in the overall points total by V2
point to Lycoming College.
Coach Bob Marshall, who has been with
DVC for 10 years, has an impressive
128-24 record. "We didn't win the MAC
last year because we didn't have wrestlers
at the right weight." said Marshall. "This
year we're pretty inexperienced, and I
can see the possibility of six freshmen in
the lineup."
Members by Weight
118: Freshman, Tim Zacngle looks to
have the starting spot. Fighting
Zaengle for his position are Tim
Fitzgerald and Dave Gibson.
126: Dan Canale, a returning Ail-Ameri-
can and MAC champion.
134: Steve Canale. who together with
his twin brother Dan combined their
records last year for an impressive
31-1 total.
142: Senior. Kevin Stout who has plenty
of competition at his weight from
Dan Porter. Brad Wise, and fresh-
man Loren Richter. This will be
Stout's first varsity starting season.
150: Senior Brad Hershey. also with his
first varsity starting season, has
pressure from junior Bob Ekhelm
and freshman Tracy Snyder.
158: Freshman Tom Long and junior
and Drew Brophy are battling it out. but
167: it looks like Long will wrestle at 158
and Brophy at 167. Other compe-
tition at 158 could be senior Fred
Jones or T. Snyder.
177: Sophomore Bob Branch looks to
be in command of this slot.
190: Junior Dan DePretis has to look for
plenty of competition from fresh-
man Vince Bedesem.
HWT: Sophomores Shawn McGrath
and Chuck Hieber look to be doing the
heavyweight honors this year again . Mc-
Grath and Hieber shared the spot last
year, but they have some competition
coming their way from freshmen Len
Resato and Steve Redichek. who finished
fifth in the State High School Champion-
ships last year.
"Some major factors could be the loss
of Tony Tarsi (134), Troy Marshall (142).
Mark Sand (150), and Bruce Stajnrajh
(158),' commented Marshall. "Lycom-
ing has a lot of wrestlers back and they
look strong. Gettysburg, Ursinus, and
Moravian also look pretty good this year,
but I'm looking forward to strong perfor-
mances from the Canale brothers. Stout,
and Hershey."
Inside of St. Jude's Roman Catholic
Church at Chalfont.
Photo by: Leslie E. Blatt
**•
. -Padres Complete
Three Game Comeback
Against Cubs
By Duke Blessing
After losing the first two games in Chi-
cago and being outscored 17-2 in the
process, the San Diego Padres became
the first National League team to over*
come a 2-0 deficit in the championship
series by storming back to win three straight
at their Jack Murphy Stadium home.
In game five. Leon Durham hit a two-;
run homer and Jody Davis added a solo
shot to give the Cubs a 3-0 lead, a margin
that would last until the sixth.^;./^
Probable National League Cy Young
Winner Rick Sutcliffe looked dominating
until the sixth inning when, egged on by
the awesome ear-piercing power of the
home crowd , the Padres scored two runs
in the inning and then erupted for four
more in the seventh to snatch a 6-3 vic-
tory and win their first National League
pennant.
Steve Garvey was named M.V.P. for
the Championship Series as he batted
.400 (8-20) including four hits and a
game winning homer in game four. Tony
Gwynn and Alan Wiggins proved to be a
potent one-two punch as they combined
for 13 hits and scored 10 runs during the
series.
To defeat the Tigers, the Padres will
need superb performances from Garvey,
Gwynn. Wiggins, and Terry Kennedy.
If you are a Padres fan — don't bet the
series!
ROYALS
NO CHALLENGE
AS TIGERS SWEEP
By Duke Blessing
Paced by a pitching staff that allowed
only four earned runs in the three games
against the Royals and some timely hitting,
the Detriot Tigers swept the Kansas City
Royals, winning the series clinching game
1-0 on the strength of Milt Wilcox's two-
hit shutout.
What can be written that has not al-
ready been written about this team from
the Motor City? They are one of the most
overall balanced teams in baseball history.
The Tigers can beat you in any and
every facet of the game.
M.V.P. Kirk Gibson hit .417 for the
series and played solid in right field.
Johnny Grubb provided the most excite-
ment in the series when he hit a two-run,
pinch-hit double off the Royals' Dan Qui-
senberry to win game two.
The Tigers are in a class by themselves
and should defeat the Padres in five or
six games — bet the house!
The Newman Club
It has come to my attention that many
students at Del Val do not know what
the Newman Club is. I heard from one
freshman, asking If the Newman Club
was for all the new students on campus.
This Is not what the Newman Club is, so
I decided to talk to Rev. Joseph Cistone,
more commonly known £is the Spiritual
Advisor to the Newman Club.
The Newman Club is named after Car-
dinal Newman from Oxford, England.
Cardinal Newman was a convert to the
Roman Catholic Church and is known as
the patron of students.
The Newman Club is an attempt on
the church's part to meet the needs of
the Roman Catholic students living on
the campus. Many students fall away from
the church during the college years. This
time for all students is difficult because
the decisions that are made will affect
their future and should be aided by the
church. The Newman Club is trying to
give the students an identity as a group.
It is more than just Mass on Sundays; it Is
a service to the students — service like
answering questions dealing with their
faith.
At Del Val, there is no place to locate
a Newman Center. We hold monthly
meetings, but it is still difficult to contact
the students. The club is hoping that the
Catholic students will make the effort to
make the contact easier.
The newly-formed club is trying to get
its feet off the ground. To do this, we
need the students to come together and
tell us what thi'ii needs are. For example,
last year Father Joe held a talk on the
Dogma of the Catholic Church. It was
well attended and any questions on the
topic were answered . Most activities and
services are held at St. Judes.
The activities can now be held at St.
Jude's new beautiful church. The Mass
schedule is as follows:
Saturday - 8:00 A.M., 5:00 P.M.
Sunday - 8:00 A.M., 10:00 A.M.,
12:00 Noon
Weekdays - 6:45 A.M.. 7:00 P.M.
Confessions are held: '
Saturday - 1:30 P.M. to 2:30 P.M.
- 7:30 P.M. to 8:30 P.M.
The first activity for the semester will
be on October 15th, at 8:00 to 9:00 P.M.
in the Coffeehouse Room. Father Joe
will talk on "Relationships." All are
welcome to attend. Please come out and
support the Newman Club.
Jean Meyer,
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Del Val Squashes Upsala
27-7, Awaits Widener
by Duke Blessing
"The Aggie
Photo by Dan
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MEN'S CROSS COUNTRY
Scranton University visited DVC on
Saturday, October 6, and escaped with a
25-31 cross country victory over the Ag-
gies. The team ran a good race but the
1-2 finish of Scranton's Bill Burke and
Bob Kilcullen was too much to overcome.
Senior Tom Reynolds made his last home
meet a great one as he was DVC's first
runner with a personal best time of 29:01.
The next Aggie Harrier was Ken McDaid
who finished in fourth place with a time
of 29:09. The next two places were va-
cated by Royals, but DVC then took the
following four places. Three of these next
Aggies broke the exclusive 30-minute
barrier on the course and joined the
'Sub-30 Club.' These runners were Al
Krouse in 29:33, John Thomson in
29:43, and Dave Spotts in 29:48. Just
missing on his bid for the Sub-30 Club
was sophomore Don Billet who crossed
the finish line in 30:05 in 10th place. The
Del Val pack is even more closely knit
now as only :47 separated runners one
through five. The Aggies take their 7-3
TCcord on the road tomorrow as they will
participate in the Allentown Invitational.
WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
By Linda Bailey
On Saturday, October 6, the women's
cross country team held their first home
meet of the season against Scranton and
Lockhaven with scores of 15 points,
Scranton to 40 points, DVC and 20
points, Lockhaven to 35 points, DVC.
Scranton swept places first, second, and
third as Theresa Meade, Julie Haggerty,
and Mary Leady crossed the finish line
with times of 17:27, 18:12. and 18:19
respectively. Monica Etwiller, DVC's first
runner to cross the finish, placed eighth
with a time of 19:33. Kim Hack finished
with the time of 19:59 putting her in 10th
place. Places 14, 15, and 16 went to
Wendy Fields, Tana Hawes, and Donna
hoover with times of 20:58, 21:41, and
23:12 respectively. Debbi Hyde finished
18th with the time of 25:42. The girls next
meet will be held Saturday, October 13
at the Allentown Invitational. Good^
Luck!
AGGIES'
Offensive Unit Also Excells
in the Clossroom
By Joe Ferry
With an average grade-point average
of 3.38, the Delaware Valley College of-
fensive unit goes a long way in dispelling
the myth that athletes, particularly foot-
ball players, are less-than-dedicated
students. . :
"I think tfiat the academic achtevements
of these students deserve recognition,"
said Aggies' coach Al Wilson . "They work
extremely hard on the field but they also
apply their concentration to their studies.
It's not easy coming off the practice field
and sitting down for a couple of hours of
studying. But they obviously have the de-
termination to do it night after night."
Of the 11 starters, four are Biology
majors, four are Business Administration
majors, one is a Food Industry major,
one is an Agronomy major, and one is a
Horticulture major.
"They personify what Division 111 ath-
letics is all about," said Wilson. They arc
student-athletes in the truest sense of the
word. They have their priorities in order."
While the Aggies are doing well in the
classroom, their performance on the field
hasn't been too shabby either. In two
games, the Aggies are 1-1 and are averag-
ing 327.5 yards per game in total offense.
Several players have plans to further
their education after college. Kemberling
and Avallone have already taken their
Medical School Admissions Test while
Rada has set his sights on attending Den-
tal School.
Glowatski is contemplating several op-
tions regarding his future. He is a strong
candidate for an NCAA Post-Graduate
Scholarship to pursue his Masters Degree
in Business Administration. But Glowat-
ski, who was the first Delaware Valley
College student to be nominated for the
prestigious Hani; S. Truman Scholarship,
may first pursue a career in professional
football. The holder of almost every one
of the College's receiving records, Glowat-
ski has already been looked at by pro
scouts.
Stahl was elected to the second-team
CoSIDA Academic All-America team
last year. He is a strong possibility again
this year, along with several other worthy
candidates from the DVC football team.
"I can't say enough good things about
them," said Wilson. "One thing we look
for when we recruit a player is whether
or not four years down the road he can
earn his degree and make something of
his life. They have done exactly that and
even a little bit more. They should be
commended for their accomplishments."
To say that last Saturday's game in East
Orange, New Jersey was a "must- win"
situation may be stretching it a bit, but
one can say that a loss would have been
detrimental to the Aggies' hope for a
Middle Atiantic Conference championship.
Coming Into the game, Upsala College
had a 2-0 MAC mark and the Aggies
were in a four- way tie for the second spot.
After the game, every team in the league
had at least one loss.
Thanks to the efforts of a stingy Aggie
defense and an offense which netted 429
total yards, Del Val cruised to a 27-7 vic-
tory and set the stage for tomorrow's
showdown with Widener University.
Jim Hannon and Bob Charette com-
bined to squash runner after runner as
Upsala could only muster 198 total yards.
In Bruce Sweda's absence, Greg Currie
and Craig Bmeman played fine games
as did the entire defensive unit.
On the offensive side, Nick Russo fin-
ished a 74-yard drive with a touchdown
from the one to put the Aggies ahead 7-0.
Upsala came right back to tie the score
at 7-7 with Jim Sullivan scoring from the
seven.
After gaining 64 yards in less than one
half of play, Nick Russo had to be helped
off the field (it was later found out to be
stretched ligament) where he did not re-
turn to play.
The Aggies went into halftime tied 7-7
and faced the situation of playing the sec-
ond half without Russo.
Russo's replacement was Jim Wilson
and it took only seconds before his im-
pact was felt. On the second play of the
half, Wilson took the ball and raced down
the left side of the field for a 53-yard
touchdown, giving the Aggies a 14-7 lead.
Wilson, who finished the day with 82
yards on 10 carries scored the third Aggie
touchdown of the day on a 1-yard plunge.
Rounding out the scoring was Central
Bucks East graduate, Paul Dennis who
hauled in a 24-yard touchdown pass from
Gary Kemberling (15-27-233 yards).
The Aggies (3-2, 3-1 MAC) look to be
in good shape for the second half of the
season. Although there is a logjam at the
top of the standings, three of the team's
remaining four conference games will be
at home, including tomorrow's Home-
coming Day game against Widener and
the November 3 game versus Lycoming
College.
Tomorrow's game with Widener is a
crucial one in the standings so everybody
come out and give the team all your sup-
port. Game time is 1:30 p.m.
GOOD LUCK AGGIES!
■pamiMi
"Up, up, and away"
Photo b^i: Dan Smoker
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag ;
The girls had a busy week. They played
three games. On Tuesday, the Aggies
traveled to Albright College. It took five
games but the girls ended up with a win.
The scores were 15-4, 7-15, 4-15, 15-8.
and 15-8. Leading setter was Vicki Keener
and leading spiker for the game was
Michele Heffner. The JV team also won
in two games, 15-10 and 15-12. Leading
server was Damaris Montanez. Leading
setter was Carole Gwyme and leading
attacker was Connie Hajioannou. All are
freshmen and are rapidly improving.
Look out next year! ">
On Thursday, the team participated in
a tri-match. Ursinus and Allentown were
the two opponents. Our first game was
against Ursinus, whom we had played
earlier in the season. Again, we gave Ur-
sinus a tough match but lost, 14-16,
FIELD HOCKEY TEAM
ON A ROLL!
By Duke Blessing
After starting out the season 0-3- 1 , the
Aggie field hockey team won three straight
to even up their record at 3-3- 1 .
The team's streak started with a home
victory against Wilkes College, 1-0. This
marked the first time the Aggies ever beat
Wilkes.
Victory number two came against Phila-
delphia Textile, 2-0. William Tennent's
Carol Serik and Debbi Masculli scored
the goals and goalie Lyn Schumack regis-
tered her second consecutive shutout.
Central Bucks East graduate Lisa Long
scored two goals in the opening minutes
against Gwynedd Mercy as the Aggies
won their third in a row, 4- 1 . Carol Serik
and freshman Melanie Cassidy scored
the other two goals.
Tomorrow, the team takes on Drew
University at 11:00 a.m. to start the
Homecoming Weekend sports schedule!
Come out and support the girls!
Aggie Booters
Drop Sixth Straiglit
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped to 0-6 as they
traveled to Collegeville and were defeated
by Ursinus College, 6-0.
The Bears outshot Del Val, 31-6, as
the Aggies' offensive troubles continued.
The team plays host to King's College
tomorrow as part of the Homecoming
Day festivities. Game time is set for 1 1 :00
am Come out and support the team!
10-15. Loading server was Vicki Keener.
Leading setter and spiker was Michele
Heffner. The second match was against
Allftitown We gave them a good run,
but ended up losing. 2-1. 9-15, 15-12.
and 6-15. Leading server for this game
was Chris LeFevre. leading setter was
Michele Heffner, and leading spiker was
Vicki Keener. i
The team then faced Wilkes on Satur-
day afternoon. Wilkes played sporadically,
strong one game and weak the next. Del
Val won the match 3-1, 16-14. 15-2.
12-15. and 15-3. Leading setter was
Michele Heffner and Marion Alberici was
leading hitter. You girls were finally on!
JV also played a nice game but lost a
tough one. The scores were 15-9. 11-15.
and 12-15. Best setter and leading server
were Carole Gwyme. while leading at-
tacker was Michele Morgan. Thanks for
coming to the game, all you local fans;
keep it up!
"An tied up" -
Photo by Dan Smoker
Master of Perfection
By Dan Smoker
The 1984 Major League Baseball sea-
son came to a close on a perfect note.
That perfect note was played by the
California Angel's Mike Witt. The Angel
hurler threw the 13th {perfect game of nine
innings or better in major league history
as he put down 27 Texas Rangers in a
row.
Witt's perfect game was the third no-
hitter of 1984 and the second perfect
game, Detroit's Jack Morris no-hit the
Chicago White Sox and eight days later
Montreal's Dave Palmer retired all 15
batters he faced in a rain -shortened win
over St. Louis.
Witt struck out 10 and was touched for
only one well hit ball that was caught at
the right field fence. Having the honors
of catching Witt's perfect game was former
Phillie. Bob Boone
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Friday. October 19. 1984
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Homecoming 1984
Happy Hi-Jinks at Homecoming Holiday
We Have a Parade!
By Jamie Beck
The Delaware Valley College Home-
coming Day Parade started the jam-
packed day off with a BANG! An event
'^of real fun! Student Government sup-
plied the crowd with coffee and dough-
nuts and joined the sprawling mass of
onlookers in cheering on the bands,
floats, and noted dignitaries and celebri-
ties. Grand Marshal was Chuck Fusina of
Jhe U.S.F.L.. Philadelphia Stars.
Homecoming Queen, Jennifer Corri-
gan. and those nominated for Queen
added beauty to the cavalcade as they
passed in their open cars.
The Floral Society, who were dressed
up like F.T.D. messengers, passed out
carnations to the crowd — a real pleaser.
The Investment Club came in from outer
space dressed up like Martians and tossed
Hershey kisses to the many hands out-
reached to them. Lots and lots of great
floats, far too numerous to mention, but
a genuine tribute to the spirit that is
Delaware Valley College. The winner for
the spirit car was the Floral Society. The
winners for the floats were 4th place,
FFA; 3rd place. Biology Club; 2nd place,
Dairy Society; and 1st place went to
Block and Bridle.
The parade included a lot of fine music
headed by the Del Val College Band . . .
a fine group of musicians. Next came the
great New Hope-Solebury High School*
Band with ffags. twirlers, etc.. and tal-
ented musicians. Then the Patriots of
Central Bucks East strutted their stuff,
and they have good stuff! The Unami
Junior High Band closed up the parade
in grand style. For kids of all ages they
had fire trucks and ambulances. It was a
wonderful morning out in the bracing air
feeling good about everything.
It was a most impressive affair when
you think about all time and effort and
caring that went into the preparation and
the parade itself. It made me feel good
and feel proud to be an Aggie!
"Floral Society wins with 1st place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
Fall Gardening Lecture I
Native Azaleas
By Bill Rein
In the first of three fall gardening lec-
tures sponsored by the O.H. Department
and the Doylestown Nature Club. Mr.
Bruce Keyser talked about the azaleas
native to our country. As with all these
lectures, it was enlightened with slides,
and enhanced by refreshments.
The speaker is a graduate of DVC.
Early in the talk, however, Mr. Keyser
emphasized that he wasn't always study-
ing plants. In fact, he started as a fresh-
man at Lebanon Valley College, playing
football, with his motivating interest in a
future with the pros. He got a "D" in
Botany; and though he worked the sum-
mer before at the Morris Arboretum, he
just "did not like plants'" Nonetheless, he
was midway through his freshman sum-
mer, again working at Morris, when he
took an interest in propagating azaleas in
their greenhouses. From this sudden in-
terest he switched to DVC. and went on
to teach Horticulture at a Tech. school in
Montgomery County. Then he moved
down to Waynesboro to run a landscape
business. Bruce and his partner "didn't
hit it off," so he came back to Bucks
County for seven years. It was not until a
few years ago that he began to concen-
trate on his ongoing interest in the rho-
dodendrons, especially the propagation
of azaleas, at his new nursery in upper
Montgomery County.
As if this history wasn't interesting
enough for a college student pondering a
career in agriculture. Mr. Keyser then in-
troduced his audience to "the full beauty
of native azaleas." Most of the azaleas we
know are little tender evergreen azaleas,
or the tall, leggy, short-lived English Ex-
bury Azaleas which are noted for few but
large and beautiful flowers. Bruce Keyser
found something so much better in our
own backyard! Native azaleas are "fully
clothed" with leaves right to the ground
— different species can bloom through
the summer into the fall (instead of just
April and May) — and since these na-
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"Block and Bridle wins 1st place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
A ROUSING HOMECOMING PEP RALLY!!!
by Jamie Beck
Everyone got rip-roarin' rowdy at Fri-
day night's Pep Rally held in the Feldstein
Campus Court. We were entertained by
the band and the cheedeaders and then,
to cap it off. we heard inspirational words
from members of the Football, Field
Hockey, Soccer, Cross Country, and
Equestrian teams. Unfortunately for us,
the Volleyball team was playing an away
game; we missed them and they missed
our salute.
And, of course, Bruno gave his an-
nual pep talk for the Football team.
"Way to go Bruno!!!"
As for the dorm decoration contest.
Berk was third, Cooke won second, and
"Bruno and the Ram'
Photo b\^ Stephan Persaud
tives are basically 16 species found on
the East Coast, they can easily survive
our toughest winters.
However, with sixteen different spe-
cies, there are as many individual char-
acteristics which would be outstanding if
they somehow were together in one plant!
Indeed, with his slides. Bruce showed
natives that were yellow, natives that
were white, some tliat even smelled good,
and some that bloomed like fire in the
valleys of Virginia. He enthusiastically
suggested: take a species with many
flowers, cross it with a large -flowered
species, and then maybe with a fragrant
one. and "maybe three generations down
the line we'll get an American Azalea
with no mildew problems, clothed to the
ground, with lots of large flowers!" This
breakthrough would be both a personal
triumph, and perhaps an economic suc-
cess, and would benefit nearly all who
plant azaleas.
You can see some of Bruce Keyser's
work at Wynterset Nurseries in Perkio-
menville, PA. Ask Mr. Benner or Mr.
Ray (the O.H. Dept.) for details.
Barncss came in first. Congratulations!
A heated contest for Homecoming
Queen came to a conclusion at the rally.
Arlene Stein of Block and Bridle came in
second runner up. Polly Edc from the
Agronomy Club was first runner up, and
this year's Homecoming Queen is the
Dairy Society's own Jennifer Corrigan.
Our sincerest congratulations to all the
participants and special cudos to Jennifer.
And for a DVC first, the Lacrosse
Team's own Chris Kelly was named Mr.
Congeniality.
It was a great Pep Rally and attended
by many alumni as well as by students
and faculty. "Go Aggies!!"
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Field Hockey (A) vs. Lycoming. 11:00 a.m.
Women's and Men's Cro% Country (A) vs.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Field Hockey Team
Splits
by Dan Smoker
DVC saw the women's field hockey
record even out at 4-4-1 last week as
they recorded a win and a loss. They col-
lected their win by defeating FDU 1-0.
but they also lost to Drew 3-0, at their
Homecoming game.
Debbie Brown scored 20 minutes into
the first period with an assist from Lisa
Long to defeat FDU. Lyn Schumack had
an outstanding performance in goal,
turning away seven point-blank scoring
opportunities. "Lyn had the best game of
her career. I couldn't see how she came
up with some of her saves," said coach
Peggy Vellner.
The Homecoming game against Drew
was a different story as Drew handed
DVC a 3-0 loss. Drew scored early in the
first period and scored two more quick
goals to put the game out of reach before
DVC knew what had happened. Drew
fired 30 shots on goal while DVC took
only 11 shots. Lyn Schumack had a
tough first peirod but she settled down,
making some outstanding saves in the
second half.
Other outstanding performances were
turned in by right link Jackie Heflich, full-
back Tina Drey, and center Carol Serik.
The field hockey season comes to a close
tomorrow as DVC takes on Lycoming
(away) for their final game.
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AGGIES BOMBED BY
WIDENER, 36-3
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies squandered numerous op-
portunities on offense and watched Dan
Guy, quarterback for Widener, scramble
for what seemed like minutes as he
picked apart the Aggie defense in leading
Widener University to a 36-3 victory
over DVC on Homecoming Day.
Although the Aggies were in the game
going into the fourth quarter (they trailed
only 15-3) . things blew wide open in the
final period as Widener scored three
touchdowns. , ^
Guy completed 20 of 24 passes for
223 yards and three touchdowns. "The
difference in offense was the job Guy did
getting loose," Aggie coach Al Wilson
said after the game. "That is the type of
offense Widener has. That's what it's all
about."
What Widener is all about may have
cost the Aggies a conference champion-
ship this year.
Freshman Jim Wilson had an outstand-
ing game as he rushed for 97 yards on
19 carries.
The Widener defense did an outstand-
ing job shutting down the Kemberling-
Glowatski connection as the two paired
up only one time for nine yards.
Congratulations to Nick Russo, winner
of the "Bruno" award.
The Aggies try to regroup and travel to
Juniata tomorrow to take on their peren-
nial nemesis. Game time is 1:30 p.m.
Mike Moyer (96) and Glen Pazzalia
(97) converge on Widener's Dan Guy.
Photo h\; Dan Smoker
Equestrian Team News
By Michele Hensel V^ \: J/^ ^ ^
The Equestrian Team, under the direc-
tion of Mrs. Sue Clark of Milestone Farm
and Dr. Frederick Hofsaess. is off to an-
other great year! For those of you who
are unfamiliar with the team, there are
54 members who take lessons once a.
week at Milestone Farm on Ferry Road
in Doylestown . There are approximately
five shows a semester, plus regional and
national competition. The first show of
the season was put on by Rutgers Univer-
sity at Briarwood Farm in Old wick. New
Jersey. The team did an outstanding job
with a total of over 20 ribbons. Although
Rutgers eventually came out on top. Del
Val was only a few points behind to win
the Reserve Championship of the show,
out of 13 teams that competed. The next
show will be held on October 14. On
November 11, all the action will be at
Milestone Farm, where Del Val will be
holding the competition. For anyone
who is even the least bit interested in
horses, it would be a great way to spend
a Sunday, so come down and give us
your support!
Here are the results from the show on
October 7:
Beginner Walk, Trot
Bridget Glunz 1st ':
C.A. Pecorelli 2nd
Kathleen Butler 3rd
Advanced Walk, Trot
James Whitfield 1st
Melanic O'Neill 1st
DVC's 2nd Flea Market
Sunday, October 21, 1984
Set up time: 7:00 AM
In the Main Parking Lot
For more information and registratior)
contact Residence Life Office or Greg
Stapleton.
Registration Fee — $8 in advance
$10 on site
Sponsored by the RA's of DVC
Beginner Walk, Trot. Canter
Michele Hensel 1st
Sheila Smith 5th
Advanced Walk, Trot, Canter
Eva Brunt 4th
Cindy Sharpe - ' 6th
Becky Spinnler *; /::'',. 3rd
Novice Horsemanship
Amy Clayton 4th
Lori McCutcheon 1st
Kelly Noland 3rd
Jennifer McEIroy 4th
Beth Meny 3rd
Intermediate Horsemanship
Cheri Day 2nd
Open Horsemanship
Robin Crawford 2nd
Leslie Ward ., 5th
Megan Allen 6th
Novice Over Fences
Beth Meny 3rd
Intermediate Over Fences
Cherie Day 3rd
Megan Allen 6th
Open Over Fences
Leslie Ward 2nd
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AGGIES BEAT KINGS
2-0 TO WIN
FIRST SOCCER GAME
By Duke Blessing
After losing to Upsala, 3-f . eartler dur-
ing the week and seeing their record
drop to 0-7, the At^H's came back and
defeated Kings on Homecoming Day to
register their first win of the year. . V
Juan Suarez scored what proved to be
the only goal thr Aggies would need at
H:22 of the second half when he con-
verted a pass from Alex Simpson.
Suarez then added another goal when
he scored on a penalty kick at the
2Lminute mark.
The Aggies (L7) travel to Lycoming
College tomorrow for an ILOO a.m.
game.
"Head Ball"
Photo by Stephen Persaud
CLUB NEWS
Agribusiness Society
The Agribusiness Society is sponsoring
a car wash on Saturday. October 20.
from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. at Kentucky
Fried Chicken. Route 611 & Old Dublin
Pike in Doylestown. Price per car will be
$2.{)(). Come on out! Get your dirty cars
washed and grab a bite to eat while you
are waiting! (Agribusiness Society meets
every Thursday. Look for signs!)
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D, Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag, Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV. No. 8
Friday. October 26. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
November Calendar
Watch for Mid-Terms
Pre-reglstratlon Soon!
Doylestoivn's
Great Debate
by ED. Wengryn
The candidates for the 8th Congres-
sional District from Pennsylvania squared
off in the All-Purpose Room before a
crowd of 436 people for the first of their
campaign debates. The candidate, Peter
Kostmayer, three-term Democratic In-
cumbant, was set up against Republican
contestant David Christian.
Both candidates are young and have
visions for the future. In the words of Dr.
Click, "No matter who wins the election,
the voters of Bucks County and this dis-
trict do." As for the debate itself, county
voters got an ear full.
In opening statements. Christian used
the time to introduce himself and his
background. He presented himself as a
fighter. As a child he was on welfare until
his mother remarried. He was also the
youngest Army captain ever (he received
commission at age 20) and left Vietnam
as a disabled veteran. He spoke against
Agent Orange, against taxes, and sup-
ported jobs for the disabled.
When Kostmayer got up to open, he
talked about his returning jobs to Bucks
County, the reopening of Eastern Ce-
•ramics, and the saving of steel worker
jobs. He mentioned the bringing of
federal urban development monies to
the district, and the preservation of the
district's wildlife areas including the first
federal wildlife preservation in tiw
district.
Kostmayer looked polished in his pre-
sentation of materials as his experience
showed. He answered the questions asked
of him while gibing his opponent. .
, Christian tried continually to push the
fact that Kostmayer misrepresented the
people, that he sold them short and uses
redirect to cover it up.
Kostmayer made a point of informing
Christian that Washington vras a tel
tougher than the campaign and that
working there is no picnic. And to that
extent Kostmayer is correct as Christian
appears naive to Washington and be-
cause he says it will happen he is al^j
assuming Reagan will win and that he
will "have the President's car."
By the end of the debate the can-
didates settled down and left the voters
from Bucks County with a difficult chore.
Do we go with the candidate who works
for us and gets things done? Or do we
vote for the candidate who might work
for us a little bit harder, or maybe not at
all? These questions will be answered on
election day and from there time will tell.
Blood Drive Coming Soon
For the past three tries, DVC's Blood
Drive has failed to reach its goal of 200
pints. This is due to a lack of support by
teachers and students. With more than
800 people living on campus, you figure
more than 200 would show up for a
chance to "save a life." So let's get out
there on November 28th from 10:30
a.m. -3: 30 p.m. and help yourself to
save a life.
NOTICE TO
ALL STUDENTS
Anyone wanting to submit a picture to
the paF)cr. place in Box 988, care of
Ram Pages by 12:00 Monday or contact
me, Linda Goodloe, photo editor.
8"PA.cor»G«tsstONai.
DISTRICT DEBATE
Kostmayer / Christian Debate
Photo by Tim Ireland
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
by E.D. Wengryn
As the second debate between the
presidential candidates started 1 knew It
wouldn't be that fun. How much fun can
you have with foreign affairs, the Beirut
bombings, and Russian "star wars?" Let
me tell you that the candidates lived up
to my expectations.
Mondale did everything he did the first
time. He made his points and answered
his questions. He also prodded Reagan
on his failures as a leader, his lack of
awareness, and his inability to be effec-
tive when the time comes.
-Reagan, on the other hand, was more
relaxed this time. He delivered smooth
speeches and rebuttles. His only problem
was he didn't always reply to a question
or a stated fact. Because of this Reagan
seemed detached, which almost proved
Mondale's statements. But like 1 said,
who listens when it's foreign affairs? .
The whole debate was not a complete
waste as some facts were presented,
such as: the inability of the present ad-
ministration to secure an agreement with
the Russians, the fact that the arms rac€
continues at a dangerous pace, and that
the Carter-Mondale administration sold
the United States short. All of these facts
were stretched out and pushed around
and twisted to make each candidate look
good. After all, isn't that what counts?
All in all, the debate was working
toward two separate goals: one, to prove
age hasn't ruined Reagan, and two, that
Mondale is a strong person, not a wimp.
Both candidates proved these goals to be
true. As for a winner, that's tough. If you
look at answers and debating points,
Mondale wins, but because Reagan im-
proved so much he looked to be a win-
ner. The final choice is your vote on
Election Day.
Crimes of the Heart
by E.D, Wengryn
On Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
nights, the DVC All-Purpose Room was
transformed into a theatre for the pro-
duction Crimes of the Heart by the
Delaware Valley Regional Theatre Com-
pany. The performances by the actors
were superb as they recreated the drama
that took place in the new old south.
The story is about the lives and loves
of three sisters. The oldest sister, Lenny,
lived her life for Grandpa, who took care
of them after their mother hung herself
and the cat. He is now in the hospital
and about to die while Lenny feels lost
because she has no one to live for any-
more. Meg, on the other hand, has to
face up to the fact that she is not as
strong as she thought she was when she
has to face the lover she ran out on over
five years before. Babe, on the other
hand, is in real trouble as she faces a trial
for shooting her husband because he
found out she slept with a 15-year-old
black man. He also has picture proof.
The play handles all of these problems
as the story solves them, each in its own
time. As Lenny finally gets to make a
wish on the candles with a cake
underneath, the play ends with everyone
happy. This show, its cast, and story are
worth anyone's time to see and it's sug-
gested that if a performance is around
again that everyone see it.
DVC Flea Market
Photo 6^ Tim Ireland
Lenny's birthday in Cnmes of the
Heart.
Photo by Tim Ireland
CLUB NEWS
Newman Club
On October 12th, the Newman Club
hosted its first lecture of the semester.
The lecture was on the topic of "Rela-
tionships." given by Rev. Joseph Cistone
from St. Jude's Roman Catholic Church.
Father Joe, as he is more commonly
known, started the evening with a brief
prayer and then a little background about
himself. He came to St. Jude's in Oc-
tober of 1982 and was made the Spiri-
tual Advisor to the Newman Club. He
opened with a brief talk about relation-
ships and then it was open for discus-
sion. The topic that was on the students'
minds was friendships. Friendships have
a way of breaking apart in the last year of
college. Reasons for this were given by
the group and also by Father Joe. When
it was time to end the discussion. Father
Joe gave a short summary and ended
with a prayer.
The Newman Club would like to invite
all students to come to their next lecture,
which will be on "Personal Relation-
ships." The lecture will be held on
November 12th from 8-9 p.m. in the
Student Center. Room 201. 202. It
promises to be very educational for all.
Food will t« provided.
APIARY SOCIETY DOES
HONEY EXTRACTION
On Thursday evening November 1,
1984, the DVC Apiary Society (beekeep-
ing club) will be extracting the College's
honey crop. Anyone interested in seeing
how honey is extracted, and if they like,
participating in the process, is invited to
stop down at the Bee House (across the
railroad tracks in back of Berkowitz Hall)
anytime after 7:00 p.m.
The Apiary Society has teen meeting
about every two weeks this fall (watch for
the yellow hexagonal signs for meeting
announcements) , and the meetings have
included an excellent film dealing with
many aspects of the honey bee, a slide
presentation on honey gathering, honey
processing, and honey types, and mem-
bers assisting Dr. Berthold (the club ad-
visor) in judging the Montgomery County
Beekeepers Association Honey Show.
As in past years, the club has many
types of honey plus related honey bee
products tor sale. Included are liquid
clover, orangeblossom. buckwheat, wild-
flower, and eucalyptus honey; finely
crystallized honey spreads of plain, apri-
cot, cinnamon, strawberry, and raspber-
ry. The honey types are great for snack-
ing in your room, and they also are great
to take home for your family or to use as
holiday gifts. The club also has available
beeswax candles which make great gifts.
The honey bee products mentioned
above are available from club members
and also at club meetings.-
In addition to the honey extracting
planned for Thursday, the club will also
be involved in making a beeswax con-
taining product for treating and water-
proofing leather items like field shoes
and the making of beeswax candles.
Members and non -members alike are in-
vited to attend the meetings and to par-
ticipate in the evening's activity.
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Equettian Team (A) vs. Rrtncwton
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the Pumpkin Carving Corrtert on Mon<toiy.
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Dear Editors ^ ^ - :
Dear Editors,
I would like to express my sinceresl
thanks to everyone of the student body,
faculty, administration, and others who
expressed their sympathy during my
time of sorrow over the loss of my family.
Sincerely,
Dwiqht Ray Wallace III
Dear Editors,
Last Friday night, our room, Goldman
119, was ransacked and burglarized.
Several hundred dollars worth of mer-
chandise was stolen.
The break-in was a direct result of an
inability to secure the windows. The
screens are very easy to raise and the
one window latch doesn't even work.
The door was locked, so the entry was
most likely through the window.
This letter is not so much being written
to find out who the perpetrators are, or
even to blame any particular party. The
true purpose is to alert the students to be
more aware of the security of their
roonns.
What's done is done. This happened
to us, but it doesn't have to happen to
you. BE CAREFUL!
Signed,
The guys from 119
P.S. Ani; anoni/mous information would
be deeply appreciated.
Dear Editors & Students,
1 AM ANGRY. And disappointed.
Someone broke into the kitchen at West
Campus sometime during Homecoming
Weekend and helped themselves to
plates, silverware, glasses, serving
dishes, and the sharp knife. These things
did NOT belong to me personally but
have been entrusted in my care. So I
have been robbed.
PLEASE, 1 would like ALL of the items
returned. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
They're needed!
YOU have to live with YOURSELF
and if you like the person that looks back
at you from your mirror after this, so be
■« . ; .
Suzanne Sergeant
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
We have received several letters-to-
the-editors that have not followed the
editorial policy of Ram Pages. Due to this
problem, here is the editorial policy once
again. Please try and follow this!
If you have submitted a letter to us and
It was not signed, please let us know who
you are! Our P.O. box is 988! Don't
forget, we meet every Monday evening
at 7:30 in the Ram Pages Office in the
Student Center.
Thank you,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caryso
BUSH&FERRARO
FIGHT IT OUT!
by E.D. Wengryn
On Thursday, October 11, the second
of the nationally televised presidential
election debates took place. Only this
time it was Bush-Ferraro instead of
Reagan-Mondale. The debate took off
fast as both candidates for the vice
presidency were prepared.
As for style, Vice President Bush was
polished and smooth, delivering his
answers with charm, while Ms. Ferraro
came across subdued and raspy with her
voice sounding hoarse. This debate was
a major one for the women's movement,
as Ms. Ferraro set the standard for future
women in debates.
The debate was on the boring side as
there was no animosity between the can-
didates that would put sparks in the air.
The candidates saw fit to use the time to
push party platforms and criticize each
other's running mate instead of each
other. At times, the debate looked like a
contest over who could criticize and still
remain congenial. There were, however,
strong points scored in the debate. On
the religious issue, Ms. Ferraro put an
end to the religious question, stating that
whenever a religious belief interfered
with her making a public decision, she
would resign her ofifice. Bush's rebuttal
(showing a shakiness) was "I can respect
that." ■, V- .■■■.•;;.- ■
The fun part of the debate came when
Bush offered to help Ferraro distinguish
between two different Middle East situa-
tions. Ms. Ferraro asked in her rebuttal
that the vice president not patronize her.
The biggest question of the night, and
the one that the debates were held for
was, "Could you step in and replace the
president if necessary, and you, Ms. Fer-
raro, being a woman pose as an easy
target to a potential enemy of the United
States?" Ms. Ferraro assured everyone
that she would handle any aggression
"with swift and firm action, but with
responsible leadership those situations
will not arise." George Bush, on the
other hand, was able to express his
leadership abilities on his record and
political experience; for many that is
enough.
As for a winner of the debate. 1 would
say Vice President George Bush, only
because his style was smoother. My only
complaint is the attack on Ferraro's being
a woman and people feeling a woman
doesn't belong there. What about Indira
Ghandi of India and Margaret Thatcher
of Great Britain?
RAM PAGES EDITORIAL POLICY Heyday on the Hay Ride!
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any editorial changes in all material
submitted for publication.
2. Only signed material will be con-
sidered for publication. Signatures
will be withheld upon request.
3. Any material which is considered by
the student editor (s) or faculty advisor
to be potentially libelous will be in-
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consideration for publication.
4. The writew of material in question
must certify sincerity of purpose and
correctness of facts to the best of their
knowledge.
5. The person (s) named or implied in
the controversial material shall be in-
formed of any article before publica-
tion and shall be given the opportunity
to respond.
by E.D. Wendryn
On Saturday night, numerous DVC
students and friends gathered behind ad-
missions for an old fashioned hayride,
only, a tractor pulled instead of a horse.
The show began at 8:00 when the first
wagon went out. At 9:00 when the sec-
ond trip began, John Flynn, the enter-
tainer of the night began with his songs of
humor "Saturday Night Special" and
"You Look Better in the Dark," along
with more melancholy music. He was
very good. The night was warm, the hay
rides were excellent, as for the dough-
nuts and cider, you can only have so
much. Anyway, the night went on until
2:30 when the fire finally died, even
though everyone was still ready to go.
Class of '86, you've done good. Thanks
for a great time from everyone.
''What Lurks Behind
Old Wooden Doors?"
by Jean Meyer
Once upon a time, in a land far from
Bucks County, lived a small family. The
family was very poor with only $10 to
their name but, they were very rich in
love. One day the father, Paul, said to
their eldest son, Ed. "Your sister Les has
not come home yet and it is almost dark,
go and find her." Ed, obeying his father's
wishes, set out to find his lost sister.
There was a small creek that ran
through their small property. Ed picked
up, like a hound dog, his sister's path.
The small creek took the small boy into
the middle of the "Black Forest." The
night was approaching, the animals were
hurrying to their homes, and the wind
was howling. The moon was full and the
owls were hooting. It was Halloween!
Since he was a grown boy of 12 he was
not frightened. Suddenly, a shadow
loomed in front of him and the boy
began to run. The faster he ran, the
faster his heart beat. He stopped to rest,
but he felt eyes on him . As he began to
turn, a bat flew at him. As he let out a
scream, he heard a soft footstep behind
him. Shaking, he turned around again
and asked shyly, "Who's there?" No one
answered. Finally a black shadow from
the black oak appeared. It was his little
sister Les. As he let out a sign of relief,
Les gave her big brother a hug.
Now, the problem was leaving the
Black Forest which was pitch black and
the weather was becoming balmy. The
children started walking and they came
upon an old creeky house. The shutters
were blowing, the porch was crecking.
and the swing set was swinging. As the
children opened the door, a bat came at
them. Les gave out a scream, but Ed
calmed her by starting a fire in the fire-
place. The children huddled together by
the fire to get warm. They did not speak,
but listened to the sounds of the Black
Forest. Suddenly, there was a loud crack
of lightning and the rain began to pour.
In the distance they heard footsteps.
"Who could that be," they wondered.
The footsteps began to get louder by
each beat of the children's heart. The
porch steps creaked, one by one. One
knock on the old wooden door, and
another knock, and a third knock. Sud-
denly, the door swung open.
What do \^ou think happened?
V^rite to Ram Pages
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
"Beware of what lurks behind
old wooden doors!
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FALSE FIRE ALARMS COST
by George F. West
Do you know what happens when a
false fire alarm is sounded on campus?
The Doylestown Fire Company estimates
that at least sixty volunteer people go
into action, more than four pieces of
equipment are activated and an expense
of $500 is incurred.
In speaking with Assistant Fire Chief
Steve Walthcr, the facts and figures of a
false alarm were made quite clear. There
is always the distinct possibility of injury
or loss of life to the fire company person-
nel and innocent motorists and pedestri-
ans during the emergency response. In
the stress of the moment, people can,
and have suffered medical difficulties
such as heart attacks. Volunteer person-
nel at their employment or recreation
are, at the least, inconvenienced.
Beyond these consequences of a false
alarm, the public image of our College
community is demeaned. The College's
reputation, and therefore our students'
reputation, is very much on the line.
If all these factors are insufficient to
deter anyone from sounding a false fire
alarm, then the criminal consequences
should be considered. Doylestown Police
Chief Robert Cobb speaks of the possi-
bility of a $2500 fine and/or a year in jail
and if sotneone is injured or killed during
the incident, the penalties escalate to
$25.0(X) and seven to twenty years in
jail.
For all the above reasons, false fire
alarms- cost, it can cost others; it can cost
the College; it can particularly cost you.
"Splash" is no Dive
by Jamie Beck
The audience in the APR seemed to
love last Tuesday's motion picture
Splash. The movie. Splash, is about a
man who falls in love with a fish. That's
right, this past summer's hit movie is
about a man, Alan (Tom Hanks), who
falls in love with a mermaid (Daryl Han-
nah). The results are fun. laughs, love,
and excitement.
Alan didn't know he fell in love with a
mermaid until later in the story because,
out of the water, she had human legs.
She learned English in a day by watching
TV at Bloomingdale's and she go her
name, Madison, from Madison Avenue
in New York City.
The whole cast and crew of Splash
work wonderfully together. Especially
John Candy who plays Alan's playboy-
ish, overweight, older brother, Freddie.
He steals the scenes that he is in.
If you missed the movie, you missed a
lot. Wait until it comes out on video
cassette or on cable because Splash is an
excellent type of movie.
'Landscaping for Wildlife '
Photo b^! Janice Accatatta
:30 p.m.
Dr more |
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NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 a.m. -2 p.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
AGGIES UPSET BY
JUNIATA AGAIN, 2417
by Duke Blessing
After defeating Upsala three weeks
ago, the DVC Aggies were sitting pretty
atop the Middle Atlantic Conference
standings with a 3-1 record. With three
of their last four conference games at
home, including Widener and Lycom-
ing, the Aggies controlled their own
destiny, - ^ r.;.
Even after being crushed by Widener
on Homecoming Day, DVC still had a
slim chance for a piece of the title.
Destiny has dropped her bomb on the
50-yard line of James Work Stadium
and the team must dig out from under
the rubble to finish out the season with a
respectable record. Title hopes have faded
into oblivion for the 1984 football team.
The Aggies (3-4, 3-3) became Juniata's
first conference victim this year as they
finished on the short end of a 24-17
score.
Juniata's sophomore fullback Ian
Malee broke loose for a 26-yard touch-
down run with 1:34 left in the game to
break a 17-17 tie and eliminate the Ag-
gies from conference title contention.
Although overshadowed by the loss,
two Aggies enjoyed good days as they
broke school records.
Gary Kemberling went 19 of 33 for
233 yards and one touchdown. In the
process, he broke the single-season pass-
ing yardage record set last year by Tommy
O'Neil (1.365). Kemberling's favorite
target Dan Glowatski broke the single-
game record for receptions that he shared
with Harry Capozzi (nine) as he hauled
in 11 catches for 132 yards.
The Aggies travel to Madison, New
Jersey, tonight to take on FDU-Madison
at 8 p.m. Although title hopes are over
for this season, it would be a plus going
into 1985 winning the remaining three
games and finishing 6-4.
"Loose Ball"
Photo by Stephan Persaud
AGGIE BOOTERS FALL
TO LYCOMING, 2-0
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies saw their season record
fall to 1-9 after dropping a 2-0 loss at
Lycoming.
The offensive problems continued even
though the Aggies outshot Lycoming
14-12 and had the advantage in corner
kicks, 9-5.
Next opponent for DVC is Drew Uni-
versity, tomorrow at 2 p.m.
DVC'S TURKEY TROT
3.5 MILES
Sunday, November 18. 1984
2:00 p.m.
For further Information call or write:
Delaware Valley College, Doylestown,
PA 18901, (215) 345-1500.
Field Hockey Team
Finishes on a Winning Note
by Dan Smoker
The DVC Field Hockey team finished
its season winning two of their last three
games, finishing above the .500 mark
with a record of 6-5-1. Their only loss of
the week came to Widener. The team
came back winning their last two games
by beating Scranton and Lycoming.
At Widener, DVC fell behind early,
but came back to tie the game on a Nancy
Brake goal with 10 minutes left in the first
half. Ten minutes into the second half
Carol Serik scored a goal to put DVC
ahead 2-1. Widener retaliated two min-
utes later with a goal to tie the score and
then scored again leaving DVC with a
3-2 loss.
The game with Scranton was not de-
cided until the closing seconds. Debbie
Mascuilli scored early in the first half to
put DVC ahead, but Scranton scored to
tie the game at 1-1. The game remained
deadlocked until the last five minutes
when DVC put on a surge which resulted
in a corner. Lisa Long made a perfect
corner causing a shuffle in front of the
Scranton goal that resulted in a penalty
stroke when the Scranton goalie sat on
the ball. Carol Serik took the penalty
stroke for DVC which she slammed past
the goalie to win the game with only nine
seconds remaining.
DVC played their final game with
Lycoming, which DVC easily won 6-1.
Carol Serik scored the lone DVC goal in
the first half. As the game resumed in the
second half the score was tied at 1-1, but
it was not to stay that way for long.
Jackie Heflich scored twice as Lisa Long,
Debbie Brown, and Debbie Mascuilli
each contributed with a goal.
"I was pleased with our performance
this year," said coach Peggy Vellner.
"We had a fine group of girls and I was
happy to have been their coach."
Equestrian Team Wins
by Michele Hensel
On October 14 the Equestrian Team
defeated Rutgers and all other compet-
ing schools to win the Grand Champior^i
ship of Lafayette College's horseshow,
held at Bit-by-Bit Farm. DVC riders col-
lected 26 individual ribbons. Placings
went as follows:
Beginner walk-trott
Bridget Glunz
Kathleen Butler
C.A. Pecorelli
Kelly Jones
Lori Luciano
Leslie Miller
l$t
2nd
3rd
5th
6th
6th
1st
Advanced wallt-trot:
James Whitfield
Beginner walk-trot-canter:
Cindy Sharpe 1st
Diane Seitz 2nd
Becky Spinnler 2nd
Lisa Martini 3rd
Eva Brunt 5th
Novice Horsemanship:
Beth Meny 2nd
Amy Clayton 3rd
Intermediate Horsemanship:
Cherie Day 1st
Darlene Cernohorsky 4th
Michele Smith 6th
Open Horsemanship:
Robin Crawford 3rd
Leslie Ward 3rd
Megan Allen 4th
Novice over fences:
Patty Denmead 3rd
Intermediate over fences:
Cherie Day 2nd
Megan Allen 3rd
Open over fences:
Leslie Ward 1st
Robin Crawford 4th
1984 DVC Girls Field Hockey Team
Photo b^/ Dan Smoker
BwC'Mont High Schools
Deserve and Get
National Attention *
by Duke Blessing -^ ,
it's funny to sit in the cafeteria or in the
gym or anywhere on campus and listen
to students from other areas talk about
how great their teams are and how much
better they are than teams from up
around this area. Well, now it's about
time to get the facts straight!
In basketball, I will be the first person
to admit that the teams in this are are not
as good as the teams from schools in
Philadelphia, Washington, and New
York but there are several differences
which favor the Bux-Mont.
In Bux-Mont basketball, all students
are literate and none have prison rec-
ords. The starting five from C.B. East last
year are all attending colleges with mini-
mum SAT scores of 1100. The C.B.
West captains are pre-Med at Penn, Cor-
nell, and Delaware. Most Bux-Mont bas-
ketball players put studies first because
they realize that a college degree and a
professional-type job are where it's all at.
C.B. West is a football powerhouse
that has sent truckloads of players to col-
lege as student/athletes. This season, in
a rebuilding year, the Bucks are 6-0 and
have outscored their opponents 214-0!
Add C.B. East at 7-0 and North Penn at
6-1 and the top teams in one of the
state's best leagues could play anybody
anywhere. Football graduates of both
local schools flood law schools and
medical schools after their successful col-
lege days are over while again, none
choose prison after the last whistle blows.
C.B. East is ranked near the top of the
state annually in soccer and this year is
no different. The Patriots are 14-0-2 and
have been on some honorable mention
lists in the national rankings.
The Patriots also are state power-
MEN'S CROSS COUNTOY
By Ken McDaid
The DVC Cross Country team closed
out its dual-meet season in Reading last
Saturday. The Aggies ran tough but lost
an 18-37 decision to Albright College.
However, it must be noted that DVC
was without the services of frontrunner
Ken McDaid who missed the meet due
to an injury. Filling in the top spot for the
Aggies was sophomore Dave Spotts who
improved his time on Albright's course
by :55 over last year. Spotts finished 5th
overall. Right behind Spotts were senior
Tom Reynolds and sophomore John
Thomson who continues to improve.
Reynolds and Thomson clocked in eight
seconds behind Spotts and in 6th and
7th places respectively. The next finishers
for the Aggies were Al Krase and Don
Billet who took 9th and 10th places, 45
seconds behind Spotts. Closing at the
Aggie contingent was Rob Benner who
checked in at 12th place. DVC finished
the season with a 7-4 record (5-3 MAC) .
The Harriers take next week off and then
travel to Ft. Indiantown Gap, Pa. on
November 3 for MAC Championships.
houses in tennis and golf, where although
there are only a few scholarships avail-
able in both sports, student/athletes
from C.B. East seem to gobble them up
quickly.
C.B. West has sent wrestlers to Wilkes,
Rider, Bucknell, and Lehigh. The East-
West heavyweight match in 1980 fea-
tured an All-State football/wrestler head-
ed to the U.S. Naval Academy against
an All Area football/wrestler with an
SAT of 1400, headed to Lehigh Univer-
sity. Two of the best wrestlers in Aggie
history, Troy Marshall and Mark (med-
school) Sands are from Bux-Mont high
schools (C.B. West and Pennridge).
Throw in the M.V.P.'s of the Rhode
Island Field Hockey team (East's Karen
Murphy) and the All-A.C.C. captain of
William and Mary's Field Hockey team
(East's Lisa Fuccella) for good measure.
'Don't forget All- American quarterback
and outfielder Kevin Ward who is now in
the Phillies farm system and All-American
nose tackle Ivan Lesnick (both of C.B.
West) who turned down pro offers to go
to medical school.
C.B. West's Jim Jensen of the Miami
Dolphins was recently featured in Sports
Illustrated and East's Scott Stankavage
plays for the Denver Broncos.
Colleges at every level flock to these
Bux-Mont schools because of the com-
bination of superior athletic skills and
superior academic talent.
So as the basketball season approach-
es, you may not see any broken rims in
Buckingham (C.B. East) or shattered
backboards in Doylestown (C.B. West)
but you will see admission counselors
from the top 50 schools in the nation
drooling as these student/athletes apply
and seriously consider their institution.
For what is the real purpose of going
to college? The Bux-Mont high schools
have all the answers!
And ma'am, these are the facts —
only the facts!
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Bob Wecht,
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey,
Bill Rein, Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag, Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz, Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Venezials,
Dan Smoker, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebcrt
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
HERE ARE SOME SNIGLETS
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should!
Pupkus — The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses his nose to it.
Thermalophobia - The fear when showering that someone will sneak in, flush the
toilet, and scald you to death.
Elbonics — The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie
theatre.
Gleemule - One unit of toothpaste, measured from bristle to brtstle
Flopcom — The unpopped kernels of corn at the bottom of the popper
Sunday
4
11
REMEMBERANCE
DAY
18
R&R
DAY!
25
Monday
5
"Hug-A'Friend
DaiT
Roommate Game Sign-ups
Cafeteria — during dinner
12
Fun with Food Night
Cafeteria — 6 p.m.
(Sundae eating contest)
Newman Club Lecture on
Personal Relationship^
8-9 pm -SC 201-202 I"
19
DOT DAY
Wear A Dot Today!
See ani; Student
Government member.
26
Your last meal of
left-over turkey!
MBB (H) Big Brother's Toumament
Spring Garden/Beaver/Cabrini
Delaware Valley College
NOVEMBER 1984
Tuesday
Wednesday
6
ELECTION
DAY!
GET OUT & VOTE!
13
JUNIOR CLASS
PIZZA NIGHT
Coffeehouse — 7:15 p.m.
/ ROOMMATE GAME!
APR - 7:30
Get \!our roommate and see how
much you know about each other.
Break Dancers
Cafeteria — 11:30 a. m.-l p.m.
14
BARBARA BLATT
Handwriting Analysis
SC - 11:30 a.m.-l:30 p.m.
MAKE ME LAUGH
APR - 8 p.m. - $1.00
WBB (H) vs. F&M. 6:30 pm
20
Enjoy your
, vacation!
Thanksgiving Recess
Begins at 4 p.m.
WBB (A) vs. Cedar Crest. 2 pm.
27
• Phillie Phanatic •
Comes to Del-Val!
Classes resume 8:30 a.m.
21
28
Bloodmobile
APR
W (A) vs. Ursinus, 7:30 p.m.
Thursday
GRAND
OPENING!
Non-Alcoholic Pub
D.J. in the Snack Bar
9 p.m. - 1 a.m.
8
Ice Skating Night
Melody Brook Rink
8-10 p.m. •80C Rental
15
BOWLING NIGHT
Look for Upcoming Details
Final Day for Preregistration
(only 1 more semester, seniors!)
22
FB
—
Football
W
—
Wrestling
WBB
s
Women's Basketball
MBB
s
Men's Basketball
CC
=
Cross Country
S
2
Soccer
SC
z
Student Center
APR
=
All-Purpose Room
Friday
Saturday
2
Order your roommate
a flower from the
DVC Flower Shop!
9
* Dress Up Day *
■• ■ (Enjoy it Kitty!)
3
• MOVIE •
Porky's2
FB (H) vs Lycoming, 1:30 p m,
CC. MAC'S, Lebanon Valley College
S(H)vs. Wilkes, 11a.m.
■ ' : Norton's Birthday!
m
^ DJ DANCE ^
APR - 9 p.m.-l a.m.
Last Home Football Game
vs. Wilkes, 1:30 p.m.
: "GO AGGIES!"
16
^ Coffeehouse ^
Coffeehouse - 9-11 p.m.
Free dpnuts and coffee
WBB (H) vs BCCC. 5 p.m.
23
ENJOY SOME GOOD
HOME COOKING!
THANKSGIVING DAY
29
^ FFA Day ^
APR
WBB (A) vs Wilkes, 6 p m
MBB (A) vs Wilkes, 8:30 p.m.
17
All Night Movie Festival
In APR
Powder Puff Football
Stadium — 1:30 p.m.
W (A) Metro Tournament
24
WBB (A) Galludet Tournament
30
Coffeehouse
Barry Drake
9-11 p.m.
Julio's Birthday
Respectfully submitted for
your approval,
Carol Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
[M!si\J5faii?s'^SQflfl(^ ©®flfl(8g(5
Vol. XVIV. No. 9
Friday, November 2. 1984
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
CONGRATULATIONS!
Jim and Mary Ellen Trainer
WHERE DID THIS
FEELING COME FROM?
An Editorial
Where did the fear and mistrust come
from? I've heard this question asked many
times this semester around the campus
and I often wonder the same thing myself.
I know many people who used to go
3ut around campus by themselves in past
years but this year they won't due to a lack
of trust and an ever-present fear. Perhaps
these feelings are caused by the disrespect
and the poor attitude that has been shown
around campus. I would never dream of
going anywhere without locking-up my
room this year.
Maybe it is time to change the attitude
around here. It sure would be nice if there
would be a lot jnore respect shown to
both the campus and the people living
on it, In a group type of living arrange-
ment, everyone must think of "we" and
not just "me." It would also be nice if the
physical damage to the campus would
cease, but I suppose that won't happen
until the knotheads who cause this
damage leave.
As for the fear of being alone at night,
there isn't too much that anyone can do
about that until the poor attitude is
changed and maybe a little more trust is
demonstrated. :,:
If anyone has any comments on this
subject, jot them down and drop them in
Ram Pages. P.O. Box 988.
COFFEEHOUSE
WITH LINDA BLACK
On Friday, October 26. Delaware Val-
ley was treated with the pleasant sound-
ing tunes of Linda Black. Linda started in
the coffeehouse but the excitement was
too great. Before long she was jamming
in the courtyard and the excitement con-
tinued. She sang Rock 'n Roll history —
everything from Led ZeppJin to Simon
and Garfunkel. Linda went beyond sing-
ing, she entertained. She had the whole
audience involved. The coffeehouse
seemed like a mini-talent show with solos
by Fib and Kitty. Good job. girls!
Besides good music, amusing entertain-
ment, and the good old DVC talent, there
was plenty of doughnuts to go around.
Surely she will return, due to the over-
whelming response. She said. "She
loves Del Val" and we'd love to have her
back again and again. If you did not see
her this time — don't feel bad she will be
back. Great job, Linda!
MUSIC
Spread Thy Voice
ByL.EB.
This past weekend, October 25. 26,
and 27, six members of the Chorale along
with Mrs. Roberts represented Delaware
Valley College at the Pennsylvania Col-
legiate Choral Festival which was held at
Clarion University in northwestern Penn-
sylvania. The representatives from DVC
were Dan Brehm, Steve Cissel, and Cliff
Love as basses, and Anita Chrisman,
Betsy Dixon, and Leslie Blatt as altof.
The group left on Wednesday evening
and traveled to East Waterford, PA.
where they stayed at Loveland farm over-
night. Thanks Cliff! Everything was
super!!
After a delicious, hearty breakfast, the
crew was off to what began as an exciting
and educational weekend. The chorus,
which was made up of approximately
150 voices from 22 colleges, rehearsed
all day Thursday and Friday under the
direction of Mr. Robert Page, one of the
most distinguished choral directors in this
country.
After rehearsal on Saturday morning,
the chorus assembled for the main con-
cert. The program consisted of a Bach
Motet and a song written by Hadyn,
which were both sung in German; a piece
by Carl Orff which was done in Latin;
and a few songs which were taken from
modern operas. It was a difficult but re-
warding program as everyone worked
extremely hard to produce one of the
best concerts I've ever attended. After
the concert, we all settled down for a
6-hour drive back "home" to DVC.
Steve, Dan, Cliff, Anita. Betsy, Leslie,
and Mrs. Roberts are very proud to an-
nounce that the 1985 Pennsylvania Col-
legiate Choral Festival will be held here
at Delaware Valley College. It will be
great!
Thanks guys! It was a heck of a week-
end so let's do it up good for the festival
next year!
^2i 2
Linda Black
A great coffeehouse!
Photo by Robert Veneziale
Pumpkin Contest
Halloween's Preparations
Photo by Robert Veneziale
PUMPKIN CARVING
CONTEST WINNER
The winner of the pumpkin carving
contest was number eight, which was
supposedly a pig. The carver of that
pumpkin was Greg Hofstetter, class of
1986 He receives $10 CX) for his prize
Congratulations go to Greg and his prize-
winning pumpkin.
Fall Gardening Lecture III
DAYLILYMANIA
By Bill Rein
The last of the 1984 Fall Gardening
Lecture Series, co-sponsored by the
OH, department and the Doylestown
Nature Club, was held last Wednesday,
October 24 in the coffeehouse. It fea-
tured Dr. D.K. Christiansen . a surgeon
by profession, and a daylily fancier by
hobby.
Botanically known as Hemerocallis.
meaning "beauty for today," daylilies
bloom but one day. In different forms,
one bed of these plants can give continu-
ous bloom of flowers, from June through
September. And different forms there
are! Some have foliage that is evergreen,
some are semi-evergreen, and many
others are completely deciduous. Dr.
Christianson has about 800 cultivars in
his own garden; in the slide presentation,
he showed us beautiful deep reds, some
almost-whites, bi-colored daylilies with
contrasting "throats," and some newly
popular varieties with a spot of color
(called "eyes") on one petal.
The excellent characteristics of this plant
may go beyond its varied forms of beauty
in flower — they are virtually indestruc-
tible perennials! As Dr. Christianson said.
"You can even mow them with a lawn-
mower and still can't get rid of them."
Everyone has probably seen the "wild"
tawny daylily in rows along roads — that
orange flower on a stalk, flowering in mid-
summer — so beautiful yet not bothered
by a highway life. This plant is genetically
a "triploid. " but there are diploids and te-
traploids now bred with thicker petals,
and even double-flowered daylilies.
Dr. Christianson noted that the popu-
larity of the new breeds is due to the work
of the American Hemerocallis Society, to
which he belongs. This group swaps
plants, finds new breeds, and sells them
at auctions. No price seems too great,
either. Some admirers are willing to pay
upwards of $300 for new and scarce va-
rieties! All of this interest has led to a cur-
rent registration of almost 25.000 differ-
ent varieties. "You have to go and see it
before you buy it." explained Dr. Chris-
tianton."
If you are interested in growing a plant
with beautiful, recurved petals, which re-
quires no skill to plant, and can be left
alone for about five years (blooming tre-
mendously), and which flowers during
the hottest part of the summer when
everything else is exhausted, get yourself
a mail-order garden catalog and buy
some of these terrific plants. If you are
already familiar with daylilies. you might
want to contact the Doylestown Nature
Club, which encourages anyone to join
for $12 a year; and maybe stop down at
the Delaware Valley Daylily Society's an-
nual auction, which is held each year the
first Saturday after Labor Day, at the Tyler
Arboretum in Lima, PA.
Mr. Benner, who introduced the
speaker, and Mrs. Brown, the president
of the Nature Club, both noted that this
lecture series has been so successful that
they are thinking of scheduling one for
spring, next semester. Watch for details
in upcoming Ram Pages
Christmas Lay- Away
For all your Christmas and personal
clothing purchases, consider a Student
Store Lay-away Account. Now available
in the store, Monday through Friday.
10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p m See Carol.
Scholarship Recipient
Tom Reynolds, Food industry senior,
received a $1,000 scholarship from the
Philadelphia Section of the Institute of
Food Technologists at a dinner meeting
on October 2. Scholarships are aw/arded
to students in food science and nutrition
from Delaware Valley College, Univer-
sity of Delaware, and Drexel University.
Selection is based on academic achieve-
ment, interest in food technology as evi-
denced by employment experience and
involvement in college activities. Pictured
are (left to right) Dr. Dietrich Knonr and
Jennifer Weist, University of Delaware:
Dr. Stanley Segal and Elizabeth Zorzanel-
lo. Drexel University: and Tom Reynold
and Dr. Mary Palumbo, DVC.
SENIOR RESEARCH
PROJECT PROPOSALS
The presentation of the Senior
Research Project Proposals is sched-
uled for Thursdai^. November 15.
1984 The meeting will take place
in Room 102. Feldman Agriculture
Building with presentations starting
at 4:10 p.m.
Everyone — faculty, students,
and especially those students inter-
ested in graduate work, are urged
to attend.
^^-Riiiiii
This Week on
Campus
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MTIADAY. NOVEmm 3
w Foofedl fH) v$. LycofTBog. 1:^ p nj^
Cross Country MAC"s at Lebanon Va
^ CoBege
Scwrer (H) vs. WiJk«s. 11:00 «.m
MOVIF Pnrh's 2 the Next ftej,'
MONDAY. NOVEIOER S
-¥■ "Hug-a-Frwnd D^"
S^-Uf^ for the Iteommate Garrw
■^ c^ — durir^ dir»Mr.
^ TUESDAY. NCWEVmER 6
ELECTION DAY!
Corrw out md vote
■^ tecaine e^«y wrte counts?
if WEDNESMY. NCWEMKR 7
Roomm^ C«nie to ttw APR at 7 30 pm.
M. Se« how much roommates know about ^
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^ Bmk Dancers in cale
^ 1 1:30 a.m. - 1:00 pm *
4^ THURSDAY. IWH^EMBEK 8 ^
!( Slutting NigN
Jf Locait^ at the Mebdy &ook Rink m
Frwn 800 - 10:00 p.m. - »C f« a rertal
-I- •••*•• •
Dear Editors
Dear Editors and Studettts,
I would like to thank the maintenance
department for the quick action in taking
care of and fixing the problem with off/
on hot water in Bamess and Cooke. After
talking several times with the new mana-
ger of maintenance. Mr. Jim Tully, I feel
for once that we have a person who is
concerned with our consumer rights as
resident students at Del Val. As one who
has dealt with our administration in trying
to get things done in the past, it was a
pleasure to deal with Mr. Tully. I only
hope the administration continues to back
him and let him do his job and they do
theirs. They will always say that the dorms
are first on the list with maintenance and
that everything is fine in the dorms. As a
dorm resident seven days a week. I'm glad
we finally have someone who sees our
problems and also acts on them. I wish
Mr. Tully the best of luck in fixing the
many "band-aid jobs" on campus, that
should have been fixed properly the first
A Consumer-Interested Student •
GIVING BLOOD
By E.D. Wengryn
On Wednesday. November 28 from
10:30 to 3:30 the Annual Fall Blood
Drive will occur in the All-Purpose Room
of the Student Center. The bbod mobile
comes to DVC twice a year — spring
and fall to collect blood for the area hospi-
tals. Every year, students and teachers of
Delaware Valley College are encouraged
to donate.
To give blood is not difficult and would
occupy 45 minutes of your day. 10- IS
minutes filling out forms and being
checked by a nurse (blood pressure and
anemia testing). You then move over to
the table where you are to give blood
(only if you pass your tests) . The donation-
lasts about 20 minutes and doesn't hurf4:
at all (you may feel a numb spot for a
while) . After that you are escorted to the
doughnut and juice table where you are
pampered by nurses and nursing aides. i
This is the longest and best part of the"
donation, lasting till you want to leave;'!
and folks that is all there is to it. It doesn'tt
hurt and the blood you give is used tO;
help people who need it — people whai;.
have lost blood in car accidents; people"
who need operations or may have in-/-
jured themselves severely. These people'
might die if the blood was not given and
one day you may be one of these peo-
ple. Think about it. and then sign up
either with your R.A.. in the Student
Center, the cafeteria, or post office to
give blood. The life you save could be
your own.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of November 5
Tuesday. November 6
First Investors Corporation
Individual interviews
9:(X) a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
Friday. November 9
Rolling Greens. Inc.
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
Friendly Ice Cream
Individual interviews
12 Noon to 4:00 p.m.
ATTENTION SENIORS: For those of
you who have not picked up your senior
annual, please stop in the placement of-
fice for your copy.
CLASSIFIED
• Keep on Cutting Hair Salon
Located next to DVC. Appointments
are not always necessary. Stop in or
call 348-2225. Discount of $2.00 with
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it Preseason Christmas Special •
$5,00 off Perm
Please bring this ad to get discount.
Local High Schools
VICTORS AGAIN
By Duke Blessing
The local "big three" (C.B West, C.B.
East, and North Penn) put all cylinders
into gear and destroyed their opposition
again as the "upped " their composite
record to 22-1
The Bux-Mont league, which has al-
ways been one of the top leagues in
Southeastern Pennsylvania, is making
an already strong state wide reputation
that much stronger with its "hanlball" ap-
proach to football.
Powerhouse *1 — Doylestown's Cen-
tral Bucks High School West. The Bucks
made it 7-0 on the season as they de-
feated Pennridge. 28-0, This marks the
seventh straight shutout for the Bucks as
they have outscored their opponents.
245-0. They rushed for 33(-> yards and
passed for 122 yards. Defensively, they
allowed only 69 total yards. Not bad for
a rebuilding year!
Powerhouse ^2 — Buckingham's
Central Bucks High School East. The
Patriots made it 8-0 as they beat up ol%
Perkiomen Valley. 31-{X Offensively,'
they churned out 195 yards and on the
defensive side, held Perk Valley to 162
total yards. Hello Thanksgiving!
Powerhouse *3 — Lansdale's North
Penn High School. The Knights went 7-1
as they crushed Upper Perkiomen*
46-13. Including punt returns, the Knights
racked up 5(X) total yards (without their
top two offensive players) and held UP.
below 200 total yards. The one blemish
on a perfect North Penn season is a 7-6
loss to C.B. East. Bring on C.B West!
This weekend: Upper Perkiomen is at
C.B. West. C.B. East is idle and NortH:
Penn takes on Souderton.
The well-oiled, three-headed monstef
at the top of all Southeastern Pennsylva-
nia polls will get you — even if you're
watching out!
Video Halloween
By E.D. Wengryn
This past Saturday night DVC hosted
their traditional Halloween Dance The
night began at 9:00 p.m with most peo-
. pie dressed up and ready to get down at
the Video Dance. The night was warm
and many of the costumes were too hot.
but everyone was having fun . There were
people dressed up with all different out-
; fits. You had your vampires, devils, ghouls
of all sorts along with scarecrows. Cindy
Laupher (her groupies) . clowns, dwarves,
fairy godmothers, wood elves, and even
a librarian The winner of the costume
contest — a tie with Tim Ireland as a
ballerina — God knows where he got the
tutu and Brian Breneman as a rabbit (a
few of the girls thought he would make a
cute playgirl bunny) . Other competition
was a sexy sister (no nuns like that in my
days at Sunday school) and a little white
angel. The group that showed the videos
while we danced was pretty good, show-
ing such videos as Duran Duran's Reflex.
Cindy Laupher's She-Bop. Michael Jack-
son's Thriller, and Wham's Wake Me up
before You Go Go. Other videos were
by Billy Idol. Van Halen, Kenny Loggins.
and many more. The only disappoint-
ment of the night was that Mrs. Feldstein
didn't have all of her cakes and cookies
done and we all had to wait until Wed-
nesday. Otherwise the night could be
called a success.
LOST & FOUND
• 3 pair of sunglasses
• 1 key on red key ring
• 10 keys with brass decoy
• Book World of Animals
• Calculator case
• 2 English texts
• Sasson watch
• Gold bracelet
• 1 pair grey suede shoes
• 1 pair brown suede shoes
See Mrs. Nelson to claim any of these
items.
AGGIES
DEFEAT FDU, 14-6
by Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College football
Aggies left for Madison. New Jersey on
Friday afternoon with the intention of not
letting their losing streak run to three
straight
In what looks like the last DVC — FDU
football game (FDU dropped out of the
Middle Atlantic Conference to schedule
more competitive independent schools)
for quite a while, the Aggies (4-4, 3-3)
evened up their record with a 14-6 victory.
The Aggies took an early 7-0 lead
when Nick Russo capped off a 70-yard
drive with a 1-yard touchdown run. Russo
finished the night with 148 yards on 28
carries.
Brian Breneman made it 14-0 before
the half ended when he hauled in a 7-yard
pass from Gary Kemberling (9-24-167
yards) for a touchdown.
The Aggies shut out FDU until the final
play of the game when Greg Rutter
scored on a 1-yard touchdown reception
to avoid the goose egg.
Del Val hosts a tough Lycoming team
tomorrow at 1:30 p.m before closing
out the season next Saturday, at home,
against Wilkes College.
AGGIES' OFFENSIVE
PROBLEMS CONTINUE
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College soccer
team traveled to Drew University last
Saturday and were soundly defeated. 8 I.
The loss drops their record to 1-11
Rich Hallowell scored the lone Aggie
goal off an assist from Rich Berger.
The team concludes their season at
home tomorrow against Wilkes College'
at 11:00 a.m.
Double Spike, Go for it!
Photo by Janice Accotatta
WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL
By Carolyn Brodhag
The girls ended their season with a lose
to Moravian on Thursday night. Thi'^
gave the Lady Aggies a 6-9 overall
record, and 2-3 in the league. The only
player that is leaving is senior Sheryl
Henry. She is a 4-letterer and was a key
defensive hitter during her four years at
Del Val. She will be missed next year.
Our two juniors also had very good
seasons. Co-captains Michele Heffner
and Chris LeFevre made an excellent
team. Chris, despite a mid-season injury,
had a very productive year. Chris was
our top hitter and also excellent defen-
sive player. Michele "Babe" Heffner was
our setter and really showed us some
new moves with her dink techniques.
Vicki Keener, our sole sophomore varsi-
ty player, also improved greatly. Her set-
ting has improved and she has also been
a good aggressive player. Freshmen
Sharon Chapman and Marion Alberici
also helped out. Junior Varsity had a
good showing too. Carole Gwynne helped
out varsity during Chris' injury Overall,
the girls had a much improved season.
You girls should \x proud. A big thanks
to all our loyal fans, especially Ray.
Thanks for all the good times everyone.
Next year!
Trivial Pursuit
By ED. Wengryn
With the game Trivial Pursuit sweeping
the country, it is only fitting that DVC
and Ram Pages have its own version and
this is how it works.
Below are quotes from great works of
literature. A point is scored for the correct
identification of the book, two points for
the author of the book, and three points
for proper identification of the character
who said those words. The points are then
totaled, Whoever has the most points is
the winner. All entries are to be received
before 4:30 p.m.. Friday. November 2.
The winner will receive $10.00, while the
answers will be announced in the Novem
ber 9 issue of Ram Pages. Good Luck!
1 . "There she blows! There she blows! A
hump like a snow hill!"
2. "What's gone with that boy. I wonder?
You TOM!"
3. "Goodness gracious, is dat you? En
you ain' dead — you ain' drownded -*
you's back ag'in? It's too good for true.*
4. "I haven't missed it. The spirits have
done it all in one night."
5. "I never saw Heathcliff last night, and
if you do turn him out of doors I'll go with
hirn,."-,;,;.r ■ C;?--;^? ':-... '; f ',v?!,--.,i ' v "■'■■'■ ,■..,
6. "Lady, by younder blessed moon I
swear, that tips with silver all these fruit-
tree tops — !' V , ; : ...-:: : ' .
7. "Dwarf-coat, elf -cloak, blade of the
downfallen west. . . . nay. Do not start!
We know it well — here are marks of a
conspiracy." .».«•.■
Ram Pages editors and staff are not
allowed to enter
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Jofe Ferji|^T<?rry Somerville
Dr. Ziiilier. Mr O'Brien
"See news in dj^ making,
write P.O. Box 988."
I
Vol. XVIV. No. 10
Friday, November 9, 1984
NOTICE. The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
his
"Grab Your Roothmate's
Towel While He/ She is in
the Shower" Month!
Caesar's is a Super Success!!!!!
{ Well, that's putting it mildly! On Thurs-
day, November 1, the DVC Snack Bar
was transformed into a pub-like atmos-
phere with posters, streamers, soft lights,
and music! It was the opening night of
Caesar's Pub and DVC sure gave it a
smashing start. In fact, the only thing that
was missing was the alcohol and I'm sure
that not too many people noticed its
absence .
The music was excellent and many
people didn't stop moving throughout
the entire evening. The dance floor re-
mained packed the whole night. As for
the non-alcoholic drinks, they were deli-
cious! Both the dacquiris and the pina
coladas were quite refreshing after danc-
ing up a sweat (and I mean that literally!)
The non-alcoholic beer was definitely en-
joyable and 1 never missed the alcohol
that wasn't in it. Of course you can't
forget about the soda and that good ol'
DVC cider. The munchies on the table
were a good idea and were very much
enjoyed. The overall atmosphere couldn't
have been better.
As for attendance, the total number
that passed through the door was 472,
almost twice what was expected! The
overall idea for the pub was to give peo-
ple something to do on a Thursday
evening and 1 would say that this was
accomplished with much success.
Congratulations to the RA's and Stu-
dent Government for this very successful
evening. A big thanks also goes to Thirsty's
beverages!
To those of you who missed the pub.
have no fear, it will return again this
semester! Next time you see an ad for
Caesar's, volunteer some time, get in-
volved, and by all means, make sure you
are there for this gala event.
Caesar's: A little bit of everything.
Photo b\,< Tim Ireland
Caesar's Pub Questionnaire
The sponsors of Caesar's Pub are interested in \jour opinion of Caesar's. Please
answer the questions below, cut along the dotted line, and return to box 811. Thank
you!
Please indicate whether you liked, disliked, or were indifferent to the following
items. Feel free to make editorial comments and suggestions.
Liked Indifferent Disliked
1. The drinks
Comments:
2. The D.J.
Comments:
3. The atmosphere
Comments:
4. The service
Comments:
5. Would you attend Caesar's again? Yes
.No
6. If yes, how often would you like to see Caesar's on campus?
7. If necessary, would you pay a cover charge to get in? 50C
8 Would you like to help organize future Caesar's Pubs? Yes
(If yes. please tell us your name:
.$1.00
No
.)
Thank \;ou for \;our assistance. Please clip and return to Box 811.
ATTENTION SENIORS
All seniors who expect to graduate in
May, 1985 are required to complete a
Graduation Information Form. This form
must be submitted to the Registrar's Of-
fice no later than November 15. 1984.
Degrees, caps, and gowns will be ordered
on the basis of this information.
HELP WANTED!
Newspaper Route
Must Have Car
Early Saturday Mornings
New Hope. Solebury, Doylestown
$10/hour, 3V2 hrs. per Saturday
Call; Jim Skasko at 345-7762
"Let's Party!!"
Photo by Tirn Ireland
DVC TO HOST BUCKS
COUNTY HONEY SHOW
The 1984 Bucks County Honey Show
will be held on Thursday. November
15. 1984 at 8:00 p.m. in Mandell Hall
Auditorium.
The show this year is being sponsored
by the Apiary Society of DVC and the
Bucks County Beekeepers Association.
The Apiary Society will be assisting Dr.
Berthold. Assistant Chairman of Biology,
in judging the show entries. Ribbons will
be awarded in three liquid honey cate-
gories — those being light, amber, and
dark. Three one-pound jars of honey are
required to any class entry. Ribbons will
also be awarded for comb honey entries
— three combs, and beeswax — mini-
mum one pound. A sweepstakes prize
will also be awarded to the contestant ac-
cumulating the highest number of points
for their entries in the various categories.
The show is open to all beekeepers
keeping bees in Bucks County, and Dr.
Berthold urges all Bucks County bee-
keepers to enter the show.
Music Nightlife
by Mike DeRosa
The top five pop singles for this week
are:
1. Caribbean Queen - Billy Ocean
2. 1 Just Called to Say I Love You
- Stevie Wonder
3. Purple Rain - Prince
4. Hard Habit to Break - Chicago
5. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
- Wham
Some upcoming concert events to
look forward to are:
AT THE SPECTRUM:
November 19 - Culture Club
November 30 - Kiss
December 14 - The Kinks/Tommy Shaw
AT THE TOWER THEATRE:
November 21 - Jerry Garcia
November 23 - John Waite
REMINDER
Preregistration
Preregistration for 1985 spring semes-
ter courses is scheduled from November
7, 1984 to November 15. 1984. The last
da\^ of preregistration will be held in the
Student Center All-Purpose Room on
Thursday, November 15, 1984 from 9
a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of Novem her 1 2
Tuesday. November 13 , '.
UPS
Group interview 2:(X) - 2:v30 p.m.
5 min. individual interviews
2:35 - 4:00 p.m.
Wednesday. November 14
Prudential Insurance. Co
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Thursday. November 15 '
Atlantic Breeders
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 pm •
Friday. November 16
Chemlawn
Individual interviews ■ ■ i
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
National Park Service
Group interview
n:20a.m. - 12:10 p.m.
Will stay after group meeting to talk to
any interested students.
This Week o\
Campus
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Aggie Runners Place
lOthinMACs
by Duke Blessing % «
The Aggies finished lOth out of 24
teams Saturday in the MAC aoss-country
championships at Fort Indiantown Gap.
Susquehanna won the title with a
team total of 88 points while the Aggies
finished the afternoon with 261 points.
Archbishop Wood graduate Tom
Reynolds was the first DVC runner to
reach the tape, taking 35th place with a
time of 25:40.
He was followed by teammates Ken
McDaid (38th. 27:11). Al Krousc {57th.
27:42). John Thomson (58th, 27:47).
Rob Benner (73rd. 27:57). Dave Spotts
(76th. 28:01), and Don Billet (103rd.
28:55).
Next up for the Aggies will be the
NCAA Regional Qualifying Meet, which
will be held at the same location again
next weekend.
>W'
Dear Editors %
Dear Editors,
I extend an open invitation to any ad-
ministrator who would like to spend a
night in a dorm. Maybe then they could
see, hear, and believe the problems that
occur in a dorm on weekend nights.
These problems go on time after time,
because of the ineffectiveness of this col-
lege's Residence Life Office and Dean of
Students' Office to enforce the school's
policies and punishments for vandalism,
inappropriate behavior, false alarms, and
drunkenness in these dorms. *
If administrators can not or will not en-
force these rules, then these rude stu-
dents will continue to cause hassle after
hassle.
I feel it's about time the Residence Life
Office, etc.. start backing up these rules
with some action against these students.
If this lack of action keeps up. then it's
no wonder that this college has an in-
crease in vandalism, false alarms, and
uncalled for rowdiness in the dorms.
The buck has to STOP somewhere.
Signed.
A Consumer in College Education
Trying to Get My Money's Worth
The Placement Office
Needs Help!
The Placement Office is developing a
list of students who can make themselves
available for one day part-time employ-
ment such as: raking leaves, waitressing
or bartending for parties in private
homes, repairing fence posts, and many
other one day jobs ALL INTERESTED
STUDENTS, PLEASE SIGN-UP IN
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday, November 3, the
women's cross country team traveled to
Memorial Lake State Park forthe 1984
MAC Championships. The course, com-
posed of many hills, was a 5, (XX) meter
course. In team scores and standings,
DVC placed 14th with a total of 343
points, out of a total of 18 schools.
Franklin and Marshall College placed
first, University of Scranton placed sec-
ond, and Dickinson College third.
With a total of 105 runners. DVC did
well as Kim Hack placed 61st with a time
of 22:07. Wendy Fields and Monica Et-
willer tied for 64th with a time of 22:28.
Donna Hoover crossed the finish line
76th with a time of 22:59. Also finishing
for DVC was Debbi Hyde with a time of
29:44.
The Comedy Cabaret Presents
MAKE ME LAFF SHOW
Wed.. November 14 • 8 p.m. • APR
Recently many of you have requested
a special twist in our show. We have
been asked to perform in the format
the old TV Show "Make Me Laff." So
^crrrrrrrmeeeeeeeeee it is!
^ The Comedy Cabaret "Make Me Laff
Show" features three TOP Comedians
that perform an hilarious one hour and
thirty minute show of stand-up comedy.
Then the stage is set for the "Make Me
Laff." Four students will be selected from
a random drawing. Each student will
then take turns facing each comedian for
a 2-minute time period.
if the student does not laugh, they win
$25 CASH!!
Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursday;, November 15
5:30 to 9:30 P.M.
Cheese Steak Royale
and medium soda
$1.75
One Coupon per Customer
1
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Evening Snack Bar
Coupon Special
Thursday, November 15
5:30 to 9:30 P.M.
Sausage or
Pepperoni Pizza
Call Ext. 292 to order
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Aggies Embarrassed by
Lycoming, 42-7
by Duke Blessing
If in a "for amusement only" pool,
DVC was getting 10 points, at home,
against a Lycoming team that had lost to
Upsala (whom the Aggies crushed 27-7),
I would have bet the savings account, the
mortgage, and the diploma.
I % ^ihsiderlng that the Aggies were
healthy and a lot was at stake for the
seniors, most followers felt that the game
played on the field, without any point-
spreads, would finish with DVC on top.
Thank God that there are no "pools"
on Division III games because I would
now be poor, homeless, and uneducated
after betting it all on what I thought was a
sure win.
The Aggies (4-5, 3-4) must beat Wilkes
College tomorrow just to finish with a
.5(X) record. This turn of events is due to
a 42-7 thrashing at the hands of Lycom-
ing College, the worst defeat since 1976
when the Aggies were whipped by Al-
bright. 35-0 (in the days when DVC was
expected to lose) .
. • When Gary Kemberling (8-23-62 yds.)
hit junior Brian Breneman with a 2-yard
touchdown pass in the first quarter, the
Aggies took a 7-0 lead . Soon after, disas^
ter struck and struck again. •'?'■■ ■
Lycoming scored 42 unanswered points
the rest of the game as the Aggies went
under the .500 mark for the season.
On 27 attempts. DVC could only
muster 48 yards rushing and finished the
day with a slight 119 total yards.
Defensively, the Warriors shredded
the Aggies like a La Machine as they
rushed an incredible 59 times for 277
yards and passed for another 181 yards
— for a whopping 458 total yards!
The Aggies close out the season
tomorrow against Wilkes College, game
time at 1:30 p.m.
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Photo bv Ttm Ireland
Aggies Lose 3 Straight
to Close Season
By Duke Blessing
The DVC soccer team saw its season
mercifully come to an end as they drop-
ped their final three games, all at home,
to finish the year with a 1-14 record.
- The Aggies opened up the season los-
%\Q seven in a row. They won their first
and only game of the season against
Kings on Homecoming Day and then
lost their last seven games of the season
DVC was defeated by Washington
College. 2-1. Moravian College. 5-0,
and Wilkes College. 3-0, v
It's (oo bad for the team that Home-
coming occurs only one day out of the
year
Dear Dr. & Mrs. Feldstein,
Thank you for inviting us to your
house on Halloween night. To many
of us it has become an annual tradi-
tion. Your hospitality and warmth
creates the most special treat, not to
mention all the different cookies,
brownies, and cakes. Again, thank
you!
Sincerely.
The Students of DVC
PS. Mrs. Feldstein. [jour Jewish Ap-
plecake is out of this world, as usual.
Porky's 2
AUb AU OOfOOKUSu*
fb«. TEoCTM.^w^&TlCC AMA ^C^C 9mMII MAS.
byJ.B.
PeeWee and his gang are back in this
sequel to the hit movie Porky's. Porky's
2 follows them through the next day after
the first movie ended. They were up to
their old antics playing tricks on "Miss
Ballbreaker." Now the guys are trying to
put on Shakespeare and having trouble
from Reverend Flavor, who's attempting
to shut down the production of the play
under moral reasons. The Ku Klux Klan
is mistreating an Indian teenager and the
boys comes to his aid and get their
r .'venge.
The movie is fair, not as good as the
original. But, it's worth a look if you
don't have much to do.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E Blatt
Paul D Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Vol. XVIV, No. 1 1
Friday, November 16, 1984
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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper qr school
HIGHLIGHTS
Have an
EXCELLENT
Vacation
Election "84^
Was It Any Big Surprise?
By ED. Wenyryn
For those of you who cion't know,
Ronald Rt^ayan was rt'-t'li'ck'd President
of tlu' L)nitt>d States. With more than
ri8% of tlif popular vote. Mr Reayan
will continue to serve this country as
fVsident. The Republican Party knew
Reayan was yoiny to win. and win biy,
and niativ Republican candidates hoped
that his win would mean a win for them,
too.
The Republican Partv expected to cap-
ture back the 2b seats thev lost in the
house in 19(S2. and to add a few more to
it. with the way the presidential campaiyn
looked it was almost a reality The Rea-
yan win went as far as. Reayan The Re-
pubicans can iv\(\ onlv lb more seats \o
the house, little more than half of what
thev expected In the race for Senate
seats Republicans lose two; the Senate
now stands at 53 Republicans and 47
Democrats.
"Roommate yame"
/'/lofo /'I' laiwv /\rr<if<iff(j
The Roommate Game
How well do vou know vour room-
mater' If vou think vou know him or her
wi'll. vou could have won some monev
for it Wbere'.'^ At tlu' [Roommate (lami'
vvhi( h vv<is held this .past Wi'dnesdav.
Novi'mber 7 in the All Purpose Room at
TM) p 11) .
The format was similar to that of the
Newlvwed (lame One roommate left
the room while the remaininy roommati'
answered questions about his or her
roommate. The questions ranyed from.
"What is the biyyest thiny on your room -
iriates desk?" to "What is vour room-
mates favorite recreationr*" riu' answers
ranyed f^om the serious to the unspeak-
iMe. ■ ''',.', *\ ■■;. ■ "•' ■,. • ^•"■; " ' .'
The second rout id was the sam^ only
the roommates switched places F.ach
corri'ct answer was worth five points. Six
tjuestions wi're asked in each round
The winners were Karen Baker and
Anita Christman. Conyratulations to the
both of vou! ;• •
■ ^ Dear Mr. Moron
& Peanut Gallery,
I am vvritiny this letter in reyard to vour
sub-human and moronish act ayaii>st
one of the DVC ducks at lake Archer. I
was upset bv vour inhumaiu' attack on
the poor fliyhtk'ss creature' Wlu'n vou
stt^rted vour mad rush and kicked the
duck, I was enrai^ed to the point of want-
iny to jump on vour ley and let vou limp
around like the duck I then became
anyrier when I noticed vour friends of the
sub ttormal peanut yallerv lauyhiny at
vour actions I then reali/ecf to take such
action would have made me as iynorant
and uncariny as vour such slime I can
onlv hope that vou can read, so that vou
know vou were watched and stop such
childish acts
Sincerely.
A Human Beiny
The only plus for Reayan came in
yovernorships the Republican Party now
has 17 yovernorships to the Democrats
Xi (a net yain of two) . Other surprises in
the elections show that the US is not
ready for women in politics. 65 women
ran for house seats (20 incumbants): 2'A
wotnen will serve in Conyress. When it
comes to the Senate and yovernorships
no woman who ran won. Cierakfine Fer-
raro was no number swayer
Ail in all this election year set the staye
for America's future. As both parties
have to recover from their losses or lack
of yains. thev must redefine themselves.
Atrierica is chanyiny. and the political
ideas that shape the parties must chanye
also. The youny voter is no lonyer lH-22
vears okl: more and more the ideoloyies
run from ayes 1<S ,-i(). expandiny the
vouny voter base Of the old Republicans
defeated, most were replaced bv vouny
Democrats. .'^0 4,5 vears of aye Aye
mav have nothiny to do with elections
but imaye and newness do And it's the
new fresh idea imaye that America is
lookiny for. not old partv policv It is now
up to the parties to decide which one will
briny new ideas to work for Anu'rica.
ROTORACT CLUB
Did you ever go into Doylestown and
tell someone you're from "the college, "
. and they say. "What colleger'" 1 can't tell
you how many times that has happened
to me. For years Doylestown and DVC
have been two separate worlds. We now
have a chance to change all that. You
can help bv joining THE ROTORACT
CLUB OF DVC. The Rotoract Club is
designed to develop leadership and res-
ponsible citizenship through service to
the community, to advance the cause of
international understanding and peace,
and to promote recognition and accep-
tance of high ethical standards as a
leadership quality and vocational res-
ponsibility. All of these stress the oppor-
tunity to mingle with and serve the
Doylestown community with the support
of the Doylestown Rotary Club and the
opportunity to become better acquainted
with members of the Doylestown busi-
ness community.
Right now we're brainstorming for
some projects for the coming semester.
We're presently working on a food drive
for Christmas. If you'd like to help, food
will be collected on November 27 and 28
in the Student Center. Any non-perish-
able items will be greatly appreciated.'
Our meetings are held twice a month:
Tuesdays at 5 p.m. in the Student
Center. Look for signs for our next
scheduled meeting. Everyone from all
majors is welcome!
Club officers are: John McLaughlin.'
president: Steve Canale. vice president:
Anne Marie Neri, secretary: and Dave
Glynos. treasurer
Coming Soon . . .
Caesar's Pub
November 29
from 9:00 to 1:00 a.m.
Back by popular demand,
Caesar's returns. Be there!
CLASSIFIED
• Large national corporation has extra
income immediately available. Earn
tuition. Christmas vacation monies
now. Experience not necessary: will
train. For information call: 884-41 14
A Day of Conifers
by Bill Rein
On Saturday. DVC hosted the Mid-
Atlantic Regional Meeting of the Ameri-
can Conifer Society. It was a "first" for
the college', and a "must" for anyone in-
terested in landscaping or uncommon
dwarf evergreens — their propagation,
care, and effectiveness in the landscape.
The day was filled with enlightening
talks, beautiful slides from around the
world (and hidden places nearby), and
trips to local sights which incorporate
dwarf and "tall" conifers in their busi-
ness and in their landscaping. Our own
Mr. Frederick Ray was the meeting
coordinator.
It all started with a slide show tour
through Germany and the Netherlands,
through their conifer arboreta, a collec-
tion made by Dr. Seik of our OH,
department. In this talk "Conifers in
Europe," he explained that some of the
specimens which were only chest-high
were about 20 years old! It illustrated the
"dwarfness" of these plants — many of
which came from Switzerland, where a
mountainous climate results in dwarfness.
According to the treasurer of the
American Conifer Society, Mr Bill
Schwartz, most of the rare cultivars do
produce good viable seed — and he
showed us a collection of "aberrant
seedlings" (like tricolor pines) to prove
tlie point. In fact, he actually took a pine
cone and showed us how to extract the
seed from it with a pair of snips! From
these seeds come potentially worthwhile
new cultivars.
The program even answered the ques-
tion. "How do 1 grow conifers if I have
shade to deal with?" Mr. David Benner.
who especially has learned to deal with
his own home landscape located "on the
north side of a north -facing slope,"
pointed out 20 conifers which he has had
success with from a list of about 1 14
evergreens he currently cares for.
In connection with this, Mr. Bill Wells.
a landscape contractor and charter mem-
ber of the ACS. immediately emphasized
that while these unusual conifers are ter-
rific in themselves, the real question is
"How can they ultimately be used in the
landscape?" He said he looks at the rows
and rows in these nurseries and his
"mouth waters" when he thinks about
"their color, texture — where they could
generate lots of interest." Mr Wells
showed slides of flowing beds of varied
coniferous forms which he and others
designed and added some slides depict-
ing how not to landscape!
The lectures culminated in slides of an
estate full of beds and beds of so many
varieties, "sports." and unnamed
"sports" that they filled a twenty-five
page pamphlet of small print in Rarafiora
and other treats by Mr Ray. Raraflora
was once an estate owned and created
by a Mr. Fred Bergman and his wife,
whose years of design, culture, and
development of thousands of conifer
cultivars may be unexcelled by an other
single landscape. A definite hidden trea-
sure, the Bergman estate was once called
"the world's largest collection of dwarf
and slow-growing conifers ... a nursery
for the connoisseur . . of particular in-
terest to collectors of rare plants and bon-
sai enthusiasts . . "by Cad Hahn in a
Washington Star article and was a fitting
conclusion to an informative lecture
series.
Photo b\: Leslie E B'att
A COLD NIGHT!
by Jean Meyer
What do you get when you put college
kids on ice'^ Well, you get a lot of sore
ankles, sore feet, but most of all — FUN!
On Thursday njgh*. =^ good sized group
of student took out -heir frustrations on
the ice. With a full toad of students, the
DVC van left the campus at 8 p.m. and
headed to Meiody Brook Rink. Once
there, the group rented skates and had a
terrific time.
Once on the ice, some hung on to the
wall while others showed their talent.
The rink was full of skaters, then the ice
was turned over to the "Flyers." The
hockey players played a vigorous game,
but there were no injuries. Then the ice
was gratefully turned back to the ama-
teur ice skaters. Once ten o'clock arrived,
the lights were turned off and the skaters
went home, having had a good time.
I hope to see another night like this in
the future! ,
)f )<► J4" Jl- > 4- %;
This Week on
Campus
M bv Jamie Becl<
^ FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 16
Women's Basketball (H) vs Bucks Count;
» Community College, 5:00 p.m.
If
Jf
Coffeehouse with Sue and Pan!
from 9 (X) to 11:00 pm
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 17 ^
■^ Clint Eastwood all-nryht movie ft'stival in the ^
APR at H;()0 p m.
^ Powder Puff Football, the junior girls vs. m.
senior girls ^^H
^ Wrestling (A) Metro Tournament ^
MONDAY. NOVEMBER 19
^ "Dot Day!" Get a dot to wear from a student ^
government officer.
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 20-27
^ THANKSGIVING VACATION, YEAf
Real |-tome cooked Food!
Thursday. November 22, Turkey Day!
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 27
■^ Classes resume at 8. 'JO am
Only at D.VC. this happens, folks It's a
w Thursday's sc+icdule
Philly Phanatic comes to college
* WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 28
Bloodmobile in the APR
Wresting (A) vs Ursinus. 7;!Wp m
H
if THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 29
FFA Day in the APR
MOVIE. Hollywood Knights in Mandell 1 14 ^
from 7:(X)to9;00pm
Caesar's Pub Is Back' m
from 9:(X) p m to 1;{X1 a m. ^h|
Women's Basketball (A) vs Wilkes. ^^l
4
4
4
*
6 (X) p m
Mens Basketball (A) vs Wilics.
8:^pm
• •**•••
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WOMEN'S
CROSSCOUNTRY
by Linda Bailey
On Saturday. November 11, the
women's cross country team traveled to
Memorial Lake State Park for the 1984
Division III Mid-State Regionals. This
course, composed of many hills, was a
5,()(K) meter course. In team scores and
standings. DVC placed 14th with a total
of 373 points, out of a total of 19
schools. Franklin and Marshall College
placed first. California University of Pa.
placed second, and Millersville University
third, .
With a total of 103 runners. DVC
women did well as Kim Hack, first DVC
runner to cross the finish line placed 65th
with a time of 22 .()4. Wendy Fields placed
b9th with a time of 22:27. and Monica
Etwiller 70th with a time of 22:33. Don-
na Hoover crossed the finish line 81st
with a time of 23:23. Also finishing for
DVC was Tana Hawes and Debbi Hyde
with times of 24:04 and 28:46 .respec-
tively.
As regionals end the 1984 cross coun-
try season, coach Eichhorn would like to
thank all the girls for putting out all their
effort and time. Good luck in the future
MEN'S AND WOMEN'S
TRACK
To anyone who can put one foot in
front of the other and would be interested
in running for the Aggies track team is in-
vited to attend daily workouts. 4:15 at
the James Work Memorial Stadium track.
Dress warm!!
ANNOUNCING...
DVC's Students'
Art Gallery and Contest
We are tired of institutional walls! So
the Residence Life Office, to remedy
the situation, is sponsoring our first
Students" Art Gallery and Contest
Here's how it works:
• The contest is open to ALL DVC
students — full or part-time, on or off
campus.
• Paintings and drawings (not photos)
will be accepted, framed or unframed.
but ready to hang. All entries will be
:lisplayed in the lobby of the Dean of
Students/Residence Life Offices in the
Student Center. ...
• Entries will be accepted with a $2.00
entry fee (per piece) immediately. The
deadline for acceptance is 4:00 p.m.
Friday. December 6. 1984. Get your
creative juices flowing! v- -' v^
• Entries will be judged on the quality
and creativity of the piece, and winners
will receive \hi total of all entry fees paid
according to this formula:
\ V; ;• 1st Prize - 50% " •- '^
J : ' .' 2nd Prize - 30% v ''.• :
3rd Prize - 20%
• Please submit your pieces to the Resi-
dence Life Office as soon as they are
ready. We hope that you will allow us
to display your drawings and paintings
in the lobby through the end of the
semester.
• The subjects and mediums chosen are
up to the artist's discretion. However,
the administration reserves the right to
reject untasteful selections.
Bring in your old pieces or create
something new but get those entries
in by December 6th!
PLEASE COME!
DVC Band and Chorale
Christmas Dinner and Concert
Sunday December 9th. 1984
Student Center All-Purpose Room
Dinner - $12 (K) at 6:30 p.m
Students with Meal Ticket - $11 (K)
Concert — Free at 7. 30 p m.
For tickets see any band or chorale
member or Mr Durner or Mrs. Roberts
ROUND ONE:
Celtics Win
on Refs Decision
by Duke Blessing
Retaliate: 1. to return the like for. repay
2. to inflict in return
- ■ "Attention all TRUE fans of Philadel-
phia Sixers Basketball." The Date" i**
December 12. 1984. The Time - 7:35
p.m. The Place — The Philadelphia
Spectrum. The Event — Round Two!
When Larry Bird and his merry band
of hatchet men come to the Spectrum in
a few weeks, they had better be sporting
their best artillery and hard hats I will be
ifi the cheap seats along with about 3.(KK)
other crazies armed with silver and cop-
per currency, and array of Wilson golf
balls and Spalding hard balls, and a pea
shooter with scope vision.
About the game, all that matters is that
Larry Bird messed with the incomparable
Julius Erving. Hitting Dr. J. is even crazier
and will have more co!isequences than
attempting to kill the President of the
United States.
When Dr. <J was punched, tens of thou-
sands of Philly fans felt the impact of the
blow through their television sets and
radios. Not that the Doc needs it but on
December 12. his 18.276 personal bodv-
guards will let loose on their own seek-
and-destrov mission.
Nobody throws things at Billy C. de-
mon Johnson, and the entire Sixers
bench and gets away with it!
Nobody cheap-shots the Sixers and
expects to walk away from it healthv!
The Celtics should be advised to forfeit
the next game unless their idea of fun is
to watch each other go dowti. one by
one. under the weight of 18,276 seeth-
ing, foaming, fang-bearing loonies!
This all could have been easily avoided
if Larry Bird had even the slightest frac-
tion of sportsmanship and class that Julius
Erving has displayed throughout his il-
lustrious career.
Now. as one of the biggest Philadel-
phia fans of all time. I have heard the
calling to take part in a war on December
12 and serve my city and the greatest
sports legend of all time. I will be there
armed and dangerous, vocally abusive,
and ready to take aim on the most inspired
revenge game in modern time. The
Spectrum security had better strip-search
all spectators that night because the air
will be filled with flying objects on a direct
path towards the visitors' bench.
Boston, you have won round one. but
round two will be ours on a TKO!
Hey Red. Larry. ML. — we'll be wait-
ing for you on the 12th. and please,
don't stand us up!
Music /Nightlife
by Mike DeRosa ;^ _ . . '
This Week's Top Ten:
1 Purple Rain Prince
■2. Oufo/7ouc/i Hal! & Dates
3. 1 Feel for You Chaker Khan
4. Blue Jean David Bowie
5. Hard Habit to Break Chicago
. .6. Strut Sheena Easton
' 7. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
:. Wham
.8 Cool It Now ' New Edition
'9. All Through the Night Cyndi Lauper
10 Better Be Good to Me Tina Turner
Chart Climbers
Wild Boys — Duran Duran
Desert Moon — Dennis De Young
Penny LoL»er — Lionel Richie
/ Do Wanna Know — REO Speedwagon
Concerts
At the Spectrum
November 19 — Culture Club
November 22 & 23 - Prince
At the Stabler Arena
Lehigh University
November 21 — Cyndi Lauper
Music Trivia
What IS the name of the New Wave
Band that Cyndi Lauper originally per-
formed with?
Answer in next week's Ram Pages
,• "G/o lo/'nds i/p
-' .. , Photo bv:
Aggies Smash
Hapless Wilkes, 41-0
by Duke Blessing
"We'll have to play a heck of a game
to beat Wilkes. They'll come down here
smelling blood." Aggies head coach Al
Wilson iTiade this statement prior to the
ipeason finale against Wilkes college last
Saturday at James Work Memorial
Stadium,
I find only one problem with this state-
ment — Del Val was not scheduled to
play the Nebraska Corn buskers, or for
that matter, the Widener Pioneers. We
are talking about a football team that was
winless in all seven attempts this year.
Wilkes came into the contest with a 0-6- 1
league record. The onlv thing that I can
ascertaiji out of this exaggerated statement
is that psychological warfare exists even
on the Division III level.
The Aygies wound up closing the
1984 season on a resounding note bv an-
nihilating defenseless Wilki's. 4L(). The
game, for all practical purposes was over
at halftime as Del Val ran off to a 2L()
lead.
TRIVIAL PURSUIT
The Answers
In the November 2ncl issue of Ram
Pages a Trivial Pursuit Contest was run.
The contest ran on a point system with A
total possible points of 42. The points
were scored on identification of quotes
from great literary works; 1 point for
naming the book; 2 points for the
author; A points for character who said it
Here are the quotes and the answers
L "There she blows! There she blows! A
hump like a snow hill!"
A. Mob{j Dick: Herman Melville. Deck
hand
2. "What's gone vvitfi that hoy. I wonder?
You Tom!"
A. Tom Sawyer: Mark Twain; Aunt Polly
3 "Gootiness gracious, is <)at you? En
you ain' dead — you ain' drownded -^
' you's back ag'in? It's too good for true.^
A, Huric Finn: Mark Twain; Jim
4. "I haven't missed it. The spirits hawe
done it all in one night."
A A Christrvas Carol: Charles Dickens:
Scrooge
5. "I never saw Heathcliff last night, and
if you do turn him out of doors I'll go witli
him."
A. Wuthering Heights: F.mily Bronte;
Catherine - - <-
6. "Lady, by yonder blessed moon I
swear, that tips with silver all these fruit
tree tops."
A. Romeo and Juliet: Shakespeare;
Romeo
7. "Dwarf-coat. Elf-cloak, blade of the
down fallen west . . nay. Do not start!
We know if well — here are the marks of
a cojispiracy."
A Book III Return of the King: JRR
Tolkien; mouth of Sauron
Due to the lack of reply by contestants
future Trivial Pursuit Contests will be for
fun only. Congratulations to Victoria
Seuright for getting 26 points with runner
up Julie Cordon with 21 points Thanks
for replying.
WANTED
Any plant major interested in selling
plants for A-Day. please contact the
A-Day committee by December 15. 19H4
m
his record career." ': *
l.iiuia Gondlov ., . ^
Brian Breneman (6-78 yards) got the
Aggies on the board first when he hauled
in a 10 yard touchdown pass from Ciarv
Kemberling (13.30-1% yards).
Nick Russo made it 14-0 on a 2-yard
run and Dan (ilowatski closed out the
first half scoring with a 2.S-yard touch-
down reception Clow finished the game
with iwe receptions for a total of 93
vards.
The A<^gies started off tiK' fourth quarter
with (]uarti'rhack (ir^rv Kemberlin scoring
on a .'S-vard run
(larvs third tf>u(iid(nvn pass of the
dav (and secoin! to Brian f^reneman)
from 16 vards out made it .34-0 and
freshman Vince Pastore closi'd the rout
tjoini} in froni the l-vard line
As a team, thi* Aijgies split 414 vards
into lO,') 'usli:i!g and 219 passing yards.
The defensi' held Wilkes to 29 v<irds
rushing on 32 attempts imu\ onlu 110
total yants.
Wilkes Colk'gi' definitclv did hot ( f )nu'
down smellin;! blood - hut thcv ( crt.imk.'
left smelling it and wearinq it!
rhe Aggies close their soim'whdt dis
coura(?ing seasrm at ^'>-l't overall. 4 4 in
the MAC.
Dear Editors
Dear l.ditors.
There are manv things which we m'ei]
around this campus hut what we don't
need is students who write lettiTs to the
editors criticizing the actions of other
students without backing up their words
We do not need studi'iits who write letters
and sign their name to them siinplv to (ji't
the recognition and possiblv a couple f)f
pats on the hack. The best way to fi'at h
others and chanqe their atfitudi's is
through good example not siinplv words.
The words mean nothing if the person
who writes them does not hack them up
So. AH. the next time vou get the urge-
to throw thinys in the cafeteria rememhei ;
"We're vvatching vou!" ■■
'. Signed. ■ ' ' k *
Somin)ne who reallv cares!
Blood Drive Coming Soon
On November 2(S from 10:;-50a.m. to
.3;,'^() p.m. the Bloodmobile returns to
Del Val College It is up to evervone to
get out and give blood, which will he
used to save lives Anvone interested in
giving blood should see Mrs. Cornell or
any of the nurses Please help us meet
our goal of 200 pints.
\:v-::,,/-';':r;- STAFF
Editors-in-Chief . . . . . . . Leslie L Blatt
. >' A i :y.MWc ^';, v; Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Etiitor . . . Linda Gootlloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Mever
Edward D Wenyryn. Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey.
John Ebert. Bill Rein. Ken McDakI
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suxanne Heileman
John Mert/. Monica Et/weiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venexials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr Ziemer. Mr O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
DsOaRRfsoms Vaillfl(s^ ©©IlflsS®
Vol. XVIV. No. 12
Friday. November 30. 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any Individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school .
o •
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HIGHLIGHTS
LAST FULL WEEK
OF CLASSES
ir CALENDAR •
Drinking Age Battle Isn't Over Yet
Location of Garden
![)amage Done to
New Garden ^
by Bill Rein ''i-''':'^'''-''^:':''-''''.t,,-''/^'^'-
The new triangular planting between
Work and Ulman Halls is another victim
of destruction on campus. What is
happening?
Three purple weeping beech trees
valued at a little less than $100 each
were planted in the triangular area
formed between three driveways next to
Work Hall, during Homecoming week.
Alumnus Nate Moser '32 had donated
money to the college for the trees.
Rather than allowing the trees to be
planted "anywhere," Mr. Ray, of the
Ornamental Horticulture department,
proposed to place them together, specifi-
cally to protect them from the "problem
driving" which seems to plague our cam-
pus. Keeping these unusual dwarf trees
together in one group planting also gives
a sort of showcase effect, as opposed to
planting them separately around the
campus.
However, poor driving has not posed
a problem. It was only a few days after
their planting when someone decided to
snap off one tree at the soil line. At the
same time, the others were loosened at
their roots; and, across campus at the
dwarf conifer garden behind the library,
a specimen awaiting transplanting was
dragged across the newly seeded area
around the greenhouse complex, and
left in the cafeteria parking lot. Then, a
few weeks later, a second weeping beech
was pulled right out of the soil. What is
the purpose of blowing someone's
donated money for the heck of it?
Mr. Ray noted that the project has
already had a sad history before it even
got in the ground! One of the original
three beeches was stolen from the lath
house last spring. Together, the damages
add up to us, the students who enjoy the
campus surroundings, paying for all
three trees. This complicates the fact that
many have complained that our land-
scaping is "not what it should be for a
college of science and agriculture."
Nonetheless. Mr. Ray has maintained
that, "Department philosophy is that the
trees will be maintained . 'We will not be
deterred . . . from continuing the pro-
ject," which will include planting a com-
patible groundcover for the entire garden
area.
WANTED
Recruiting Aggies
Mid-Holiday Search
The Admissions staff is looking for
students to visit their hometown high
schools over Christmas break. If you are
interested in recruiting prospective Ag-
gies, please sign up in the Admissions
office.
Those who think a national 21 -year-
old drinking age will become a fact by
1986 may soon have to think again.
Though federal legislation seems bent on
forcing the states into adopting higher
drinking age laws by withholding 10% of
their federal highway tax money if they
don'', a number of observers think some
states won't comply. They'll be forfeiting
big bucks if they refuse — a total of $22
million for Wisconsin in 1986 and 1987,
for example — but some analysts say the
lost highway taxes will still be less than
projected losses in taxes and fees asso-
ciated with liquor sales.
For students, however, the point is
justice, not money. Bob Bingaman,
spokesman for the United States Student
Association, says the law is patently
wrong-headed and student associations
across the country are gearing up to
make their state legislatures understand
that. "On a gut level, 1 think it's a civil
rights issue," he says. "How can you tell
this age group. 'You can vote. You can
sue and be sued. You can marry. You
can serve in the military, but you can't
drink!? It's absurd!"
Bingaman says his group and others
are considering a constitutional challenge
to the law in court. The 25th Amend-
ment reserves control of alcohol to the
states, and critics see the coming battle
over the drinking age as a states' right
issue. ; ^ ;
At the U. of Texas-Austin, Rodney
Schlosser. student body president, says
he expects the battle to break there in
January. "1 don't want to let the whole
world know about all our bullets before
we shoot them." he says, but suggests
the students' general plan of attack will
include lobbying, educational efforts,
and the drafting of positive, alternative
legislation.
DWI laws the answer?
Schlosser points to the fact that Minne-
sota's traffic fatalities increased four-fold
after raising its drinking age to 19. Teens
had no trouble getting liquor, but took to
the dangerous and boring privacy of their
cars to drink it. It was only when Minne-
sota passed stiff driving-while-intoxicated
or DWI laws that traffic fatalities began to
decrease.
That's the kind of legislation Schlosser
has in mind, and, in fact, the Texas Stu-
dent Lobby has been on record behind
tougher DWI laws for the last two years.
"We would like to have positive DWI
legislation ready to go in January so
legislators can vote for something instead
of just having to vote against the 21-
year-old law," he says. Schlosser expects
no trouble in mobilizing massive student
support for these efforts. The law, he
says, has raised their consciousness
more than any other issue in the last ten
years because it directly touches their
lives as defense spending and other
issues don't.
Audubon Wildlife
FILM SERIES
The Black Hills . . .
M\^stic Mountains of the Plains
WITH ALLEN J KING
Saturday, December 8, 1984
8:00 P.M.
The Dakota Plains are the home for
bison, pronghoms, prairie dog, elk,
bear, and once the Sioux and Cheyenne
At the U. of Wisconsin -Eau Claire,
president of the student body Randy
Curtis says they're trying to mobilize the
support of private business in fighting the
new law. Students have blanketed the
supermarkets in town and all the bars on
Water St. with petitions, and they're
stumping for a public awareness club
called "I am driving." Participating bar
owners agree to provide free, non-
alcoholic drinks to club members who, in
turn, act as chauffeur for the drinking
members of their group. Memberships
cost nothing and participation, says Cur-
tis, is high.
Meanwhile, two researchers at Boston
U. are lending their support to the under-
21 -year-olds. Research by Robert Smith
and Ralph Hingson in the School of
Behavioral Science suggests that raising
the drinking age has no effect on overall
traffic deaths or on the drinking habits of
teenagers. "1 think teenagers have been
unfairly singled out," says Smith.
Smith and Hingson studied fatal
crashes in the three-year period after
Massachusetts raised its drinking age
from 18 to 20 and compared those pat-
terns with New York which did not raise
its legal drinking age. They found New
York fatalities declined almost as much
as Massachusetts. Moreover, there was
no reduction among 16- and 17-year-
olds, the group primarily targeted by the
new law.
Conclusions faulty . ■
; The Boston researchers have serious
reservations about the conclusions Con-
gress drew from the study it looked at in
drafting the 21 -year-old drinking age
law. That study looked at statistics from
nine states which raised their drinking
ages, and found a 28% reduction in
single- vehicle, nighttime crashes (those
most associated with alcohol). But the
survey found only an 11% reduction in
overall crashes — a percentage statisti-
cians say could be accounted for by
chance variation. As Hingson puts it:
"They have 'suggestive data' but not
'conclusive evidence."
The Smith-Hingson study included an
opinion survey as well, and from the
answers to those questions, they con-
clude that attacking teenage drunk driv-
ing through such punitive legislation may
simply foster cynicism toward the legisla-
tive process and a disregard of law en-
forcement. At best, raising the drinking
age to 21 would reduce fatal traffic
crashes by 2%, or 1.500 lives a year.
Ironically, solid data exists to prove
that mandatory seat-belt and airbag laws,
which Congress has deferred until 1989,
would reduce fatalities 15% to 30% or a
minimum of 15,000 to 20,000 lives.
Also, says Hingson, passive restraints do
not require enforcement to be effective
as do both higher-drinking-age and DWI
laws.
Indians. Why are they called the Black
Hills? Allen King gives the answer, along
with intimate film interpretations of the
regions engrossing wilderness creatures
and the mysteries and wonders surround-
ing their survival. This program will be
held at the Council Rock Intermediate
School. Swamp Road and Route 332.
Newtown, Pa. at 8:00 p.m. A single ad-
mission is $3.(X), $1.50 for students and
Senior Citizens. Tickets are available at
the door. There are also season tickets
availabe. For additional information:
297-5880.
Oh, to be Wined & Dined . . .
At the DVC Cafeteria!
Well, it's almost hard to believe, isn't
it? On November l5, several members
of Student Government, the Ram Pages
editors, and administration were treated
to a superb meal at the VIP dinner. This
event is produced by the M.W. Wood
Company, the company that handles
our food service, to provide students and
administration with some knowledge of
our food service.
Our evening began with sparkling
cider, old-fashioned lemonade, and
some out-of-this-world appetizers such
as barbecued oysters and herbed chicken
and bacon. Oysters in the cafeteria? —
you bet, and they were delicious! We
then proceeded to our tables where we
were shown a video tape on soups. Our
theme for the evening was "Great Soups,
Great Food, An American Tradition,"
and everyone learned how to make
soup. In fact, every table made a dif-
ferent soup and everyone received a
sample of each soup. The four soups
that we made were Nantucket scallop
chowder, vegetable beef soup, country
cheddar soup, and last but not lea t. Dr.
Feldstein's favorite, chilled cherry soup.
This was just the beginning of our meal.
When our dinner plates were brought
out, what was on the plate was unbeliev-
able. We were served a country baked
potato which was cut into a spiral,
garden patch vegetables (a baked tomato
stuffed with broccoli and cauliflower),
and finally a thick, juicy piece of char-
broiled tenderloin steak which could cut
easily with a DVC table knife. Yummm*-
delicious! To top all of this off, we finr
ished with homemade vanilla ice cream
and fresh apple tart.
The entire meal was delectable and a
good time was had by all in attendance.
Everyone learned a lot about M.W.
Wood and ate enough for a couple
meals. Thanks M.W. Wood and Mr.
Moyer for great food and a good time. .
Piano Recital
On Wednesday, November 14 Asso-
ciate Professor Shirley Batchelor. Trenton
State College, performed for the music
appreciation class during the third period.
These are some comments written by the
students in the class. "Shirley Batchelor
entertained us with a memorable exhibi-
tion on the piano. Sometimes she played
soft music and at other times her music
was at a faster beat and you could kind of
sing to it. She played selections by Bach.
Brahms, and Mendelssohn — the theme
being centered around a fantasy. At
times the class listened with great atten-
tion because her music was so good and
various in selection. Mrs. Batchelor is
indeed an expert in her field." (Bob
D'Ginto) "Her performance was to be
commended greatly — she played as if
the composers themselves were actually
playing the pieces. The live performance
greatly clarified the composers' types of
music and gave a better understanding of
what the composers were trying to com-
municate." (Rodnei; Good) "Mrs. Batch-
elor broke down the parts of the music
and showed us how they were formed
and them put together to make the piece
what it is today." (Daue Dallmer) "Watch-
ing her perform in class, showed me how
much talent it takes to perform the way
she did." (Mike O'Hanlon) These are
only a few of the comments of the class
which expresses our appreciation to
Mrs. Batchelor for a beautiful lecture/
demonstration.
AMERICAN
HEART ASSOCIATION
Mid -November usually marks the start
of the holiday gift buying season, it also
marks the time when we think of the one
person that we can't think of anything to
buy. either "they have everything" or
"they don't want anything."
The American Heart Association has
the solution to your problem. They will
be holding their First Celebrity Auction
on Thursday, December 6th at the Holi-
day inn — Valley Forge, on Goddard
Blvd., between the Court and Plaza at
King of Prussia.
Guest Auctioneers Jerry Penacoli,
from Channel 3; Anita, from WYSP;
Steve Davis, from Z-106; and Clark
DeLeon, from The Philadelphia Inquirer
will begin auctioning at 7:30 p.m.
Auctioned will be items ranging from
an autographed Ghostbusters record
from Dan Akroyd to an autographed Play-
bill from Liza Minelli's play The Rink to
an autographed copy of the best seller
The Caine Mutiny from its author Henry
Wouk.
Imagine opening up a gift and finding
out that you will be featured in an upcom*
ing Evening Magazine "Rock and Reality**
segment. You could surprise someorit
with just that gift.
Everyone knows a soap opera fanatic.
How about a script autographed by tht
entire cast of All My Children or an auto-
graphed photo from Stuart Damon . one
of the stars of General Hospital as a pre-
sent for them?
W/ouldn't the sports nut around the
house love a hockey stick from Bobby
Clarke, a signed baseball from Steve Gar-
vey. the Atlanta Braves or even a US
Olympic Team Shirt from Bruce Jenner.
For those who enjoy watching tclevi*
sion. the guest auctioneers will be auc*
tioning scripts signed by the entire casts
of Hill Street Blues and St. Elsewhere as
well as scripts from Loni Anderson (WKRP
in Cincinatti), Alan Alda (M'A'S'HK
John James (Dynasty j. Henry Winkler
(Happ\/ Da^s). and James Brolin (Hotel).
In total almost 200 items will be up fc»
bid, and there will be a cash bar for youf
enjoyment.
Other interesting items are records from
Diana Ross, Walter Cronkite, and Benny
Goodman. All have been signed by the
artists. In addition items from Paul New-
man, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman,
Sir John Geilgud. and Gregory Peck will
be auctioned off.
'C For a complete list of items set to be
auctioned on December 6th at the Holi-
day Inn, in King of Prussia, you may call
the American Heart Association at (215)
659-6810 or 757-0719
CLUB NEWS
Chorale
On Sunday, November 18th, members
of Chorale and Mrs. Roberts traveled to
West Chester College to participate in
the singing of the "Messiah." The con-
ductor. Lois Williams, directed both the
singers and an accompanying orchestra.
This was the first holiday performance by
the Chorale. Future holiday concerts will
include the Christmas Tree Lighting
Celebration at Doylestown Mellon Bank,
Caroling at the Pine Run Medical
Center, the Chorale and Band Christmas
Concert, and caroling at the Doylestown
Mercer Museum. For more information
please contact Mrs Roberts.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Nigh^
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 a.m. -2 p.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I'm responding to the Dear Editor letter
that was printed in the November 16th
issue, if it was referring to me, which I
think it was, I think it was very unneces-
seiry and made no sense to any of the
subjects that had been written, saying it
was meaningless.
First of all my letters were all directed
to the entire student body for the actions
of a few of them. All the letters 1 have
written have been of much needed im-
provements and have all the backing up
they need. 1 would like to see other stu-
dents write letters of concern and see if
they have the guts to sign such a letter,
not like the person who wrote that letter.
If 1 needed a pat on the back or recogni-
tion 1 would not go and write good letters
of interest for it. I don't want anything but
better conditions on this campus. If we
had more concerned students on campus,
things might get done and it would make
it a better place to stay. Many students
come to me with certain things and if 1
hear enough of one problem I'll go and
write an editorial letter about it. We did
get more garbage cans, cleaner dorms,
and a little cleaner campus all because of
letters that have been written in the past.
Now if you feel I need a pat on the back,
come over and give me one. 1 feel if I'm
living here for eight months or so I feel I
should have the best for my money.
Second of all, everything said in those
letters is backed up. I'd like to see how
many people would and do just walk
over and around or kick trash. If you put
them where they belong in the first place
we wouldn't have this problem. 1 know
you don't throw garbage on your yard. I
know I don't, I only throw paper balls in
my kitchen where it is cleaned up, just
like our cafe.
All I'm looking for is a little more con-
sideration and help from our student
body as a whole to do things about these
problems on campus. All these problems
should be faced by student government
and solved. Writing letters and signing
them has proven to help things for the
better. There are so many people who
throw things in our cafe and when I toss
a few rolled napkins some person who
cares gets bent out of shape. This person
who cares doesn't care enough to sign
their name but care enough to write a let-
ter which has no point and nothing to
back it up. Until I see the point in that let-
ter I'm just letting it pass.
Thanks,
Alan Hamann
R.A. APPLICATIONS
AVAILABLE 1985-86
The Residence Life Office is accepting
applications for Resident Assistant staff
positions for the 1985-86 academic year.
Applications and reference forms may be
obtained from the Residence Life Office
on the second floor of the Student Center
All completed forms must be returned no
later than Friday, December 21, 1984.
To apply, you must be a senior, junior,
or sophomore, at the start of September,
1985. You must have the ability to com-
municate well, make quick decisions,
and exhibit good judgment in difficult sit-
uations. Applicants should not have seri-
ous academic deficiencies, or be on aca-
demic probation.
Appointments are made for one semes-
ter, with renewals based on overall per-
formance. The remuneration is board
plus $240.00 per year. Each applicant
will be notified as to the scheduling of
their interviews early next semester.
You are strongly encouraged to apply!
We are looking for quality people who
enjoy becoming invoived with the college,
and who derive satisfaction from doing a
good job.
Oh God You Devil
by Rosemary Kluth
Oh God You Devil is definitely an ex-
perience. It gets its viewers involved,
they really care what's going to happen.
Oh God You Devil is worth seeing. It has
much more to say than the other Oh
God movies, its message is one you
won't forget.
Oh God You Devil was not what I ex-
pected at all. If you, like me go expecting
to be rolling in the aisles laughing, you'll
be disappointed; it was far too serious to
be hilarious. There were funny moments
though and George Burns plays a great
devil. The character is so well played that
you can really hate him and root for his
victims.
So go see Oh God You Devil, you'll
be glad you did.
Coffeehouse "Songs of Love"
Photo by. Tim Ireland
GROW UP
OR GO ELSEWHERE!
TO THE BORED FEMALE STUDENT
in the center of the second row in the
Wednesday third period Music Apprecia-
tion class of November 14, to which the
public was invited — you may be surprised
to know there actually were some people
around you who wished to hear the reci-
tal without distractions, which you so
amply provided by adjusting the girl's
sweater in front of you, constantly bop-
ping up and down (not even in time with
Bach, Brahms, or Mendelssohn), and
continually crinkling your empty candy
wrapper after removing its contents. The
guys in your class at least had the courtesy
to keep their hats off this year during the
performance and (with one exception)
did not come traipsing in 5-10-15 min-
utes late and rudely walking in front of
the pianist, unlike last year's perfor-
mance. A little suggestion: GROW UP
OR GO ELSEWHERE.
Disconcerted Concertgoer
New Library Catalog
The card catalog in the Joseph Kraus-
kopf Memorial Library has a new look.
After five weeks of work by library per-
sonnel and student aides, the "Catalog in
Transition" signs have come down and
the restructured catalog is ready to use
The catalog has been divided so that
there is one catalog for subject heading
entries and one for authors and titles.
Students using the catalog are very
often searching by subject headings
With the reorganization this type of search
is less confusing because there are no in-
tervening author or title entries to inter-
rupt the alphabetical flow of subject
headings. And if a person is looking for a
specific title or author, the new arrange-
ment enables that person to locate the in-
formation faster and more easily because
he doesn't have to plow through all the
subject headings to find the information .
The drawers containing subject entries
have yellow guide labels while those with
author and title entries have white label.
Labeling of Campus Trees
Delaware Valley College has not had
a comprehensive tree labeling since its
beginning, but now, under the guidance
of the Ornamental Horticulture Depart-
ment Chairman, Dr. John Martin, the
Scene is changing. Within the last six
months. Mr. Frederick Ray has been se-
lected to coordinate the campus and
labeling.
Mr. Ray has chosen to use labeling sys-
tem is based on educational and record
needs. Each label has the botanical com-
mon, and family names, and the place of
origin. Further information given in the
remarks section may include who the gift
was given by, parentage (hybrid origin),
or the hybridizer (Gabel Hybrid Rhodo-
dendron). Finally, there is the accession
number for record keeping. This lets one
know what year the tree was planted and
in what order, so as to identify the plant
in the record keeping system. For exam-
ple. 84-060; this shrub was planted or
obtained in 1984 and was probably re-
ceived in January since it has a low num-
ber of 60. There may have been another
purchase of a similar plant in July, but
that would have a number probably in
the three hundred area. Exact records of
plants planted before the fall of 1981 are
not easy to verifv: therefore, plants planted
before that dare will not be given an ac-
cession number, and even those will be
approximate
Each labe' is attached to the plant on
the sid«; nv^st easily observed along a
path If thery is no obvious point of orien-
tation, such as in a field, the label will be
placed on the north side of the plant
The labels are attached to each plant by a
plastic coated copper wire that will be
checked pen(xiically so it does not becomi^
embedded in the branch. On trees that
have no lower branching, labels will he
wired to stainless steel or coated screws
that will be backed out of the trees on a
schedule. This will prevent the bark from
enveloping the label
The addressograph machine used
painted aluminum blanks, the exact size
of a Sears credit card. Each label is
stamped out by pulling the level mechani-
cally: therefore^ each label may take sev-
eral minutes to make. The cost of each
label is about a dollar by the time it ap-
pears on a tree This theoretical cost is
based on the cost of the blank, wire,
screws if needed, and staff time.
The labels are color coded. At the pres-
ent time, there are only two colors,
orange, the color the Morris Arboretum
uses, for trees and shrubs: and brown for
herbaceous plants. The orange color was
chosen because it can be readily seen a
tree or hidden in the growth of a shrub. It
was decided that orange was too bright
for herbaceous plants, whose foliage
may die to the ground each winter and
look like a sea of bright color; therefore,
an innocuous brown was chosen.
The labeling of the trees was done for
many reasons. Among those reasons are:
to bring the college up to the standards
seen at other colleges that teach horticul-
ture, and even some that don't, i.e. Prince-
ton University and Swarthmore College;
to aid students in the plant identification
courses outside of the Ornamental Hor-
ticulture department, such as Biology.
Botany. Taxonomy. Dendrology, and
Silviculture. The more obvious students
to benefit would be the ones in the Or-
namental Horticulture department taking
basic and advanced woody plant identifi-
cation, and the herbaceous plant identi-
fication course, which includes annuals,
perennials, and bulbs. In addition to ben-
efitting several departments of the college,
the labeling adds credibility to our pro-
gram when professionals visit the college
while attending meetings. Prospective
students and their parents will see that
we are serious about our commitment to
our horticulture programs. Garden clubs
and nature oriented groups, as well as
townspeople and visitors to the college,
will see we are educating them through
self-service informative labels.
C.B. WEST:
Number One Team
in the State
by Duke Blessing
On Thanksgiving Day, Central Bucks
West of Doylestown finished their season*
a perfect 10-0-0 with a 28-0 whitewash
of their crosstown rival, Central Bucks
East.
Over 13,000 people jammed into
James Work Stadium to watch the annual
rivalry, one of the best in the state.
The Bucks wound up scoring 317
points (31.7 average) and giving up only
21 points (2.1 average) in a rebuilding
year — not too bad!
CHRISTMAS
Dinner & Concert to be Held
at Delaware Valley College
A Christmas Dinner and Concert will
be given by the Delaware Valley College
Chorale and Band on Sunday. December
9, 1984 in the all-purpose room of the
Student Center. The cost of the dinner is
$12.00 and for students with meal tickets
— $11. (X). Hor d'oeuvres will be served
in the snack bar area at 6:00 p.m. where
the music of madrigals will be heard.
During the dinner, beginning at 6:30
p.m.. students will entertain with songs
and instrumental selections which will in-
clude Allison Simpson, guest harpist. Fol-
lowing the dinner, the band and chorale
will perform Christmas music which will
include selections by Britten. Rutter. and
Handel. The audience will also participate
In singing traditional carols. For further
information call 345-1 SIX). To make
reservations, a check should be sent to
the Delaware Valley College Chorale in
the amount of $12.00 The chorale
director is Joann Roberts, and the band
director is Jay Durner This concert is
sponsered by the Liberal Arts Depart-
ment at Delaware Valley College.
BOBBY CLARKE:
A Tribute to a Hockey
and Philadelphia Legend
By Duke Blessing
As a sports fanatic, especially where
Philadelphia teams arc involved, I will
• never forget Thursday evening, November
15, 1984. But it did not take a fellow fa-
natic to realize that this night was going
to be more special than most and that it
was going to be the type of evening that
would be talked about for years and
passed throughout generations.
What was surprising dealt with the
quality of the overall production — a
stellar performance by the entire Flyer
organization.
In a tear-jerking, heart-throbbing,
proud-to-be-a-Philadelphian send-off.
Bobby Clarke Night touched every person
both at the Spectrum and those in the
television audience.
More moving than "Brian's Song" and
"Something for Joey" and as monumental
as the Phillies and Sixers World Cham-
pionships. Bobby Clarke Night should be
buried in a sports time capsule for future
generations to enjoy.
The voice of the Flyers, Gene Hart,
opened the ceremony which started with
a video sequence that showed Clarke as
a child and followed him through two
Stanley Cup Championships, his appear- *
ance on Team Canada vs. the Soviets
and film clips of his 300th goal and
l.OOCXh point. ;,
The most spine-chilling point of tflie
video (shown by giant television screens
on each side of the center-ice scoreboard)
was the replay of Clarke's overtime goal
in Game 2 of the 1974 finals with the
Boston Bruins, and his trip around the
Spectrum that year with the Stanley Cup
over his head.
If not stopped by Gene Hart after the
five-minute mark, the eardrum-ringing
standing ovation may have lasted until
New Year's Eve!
The Flyers organization unveiled a sur-
prise gift — "The Bobby Clarke Trophy"
— a bronze sculpture of Clarke's mem-
orable leap after scoring the overtime
go^l in the 1974 Stanley Cup finals with
the Boston Bruins. The presented gifts to
Clarke's entire family and then turned it
over to Clarkey for the ending.
The emotional Clarke, eyes filled with
tears, thanked his family. Flyers owner
Ed Snider, former general manager Keith
Allen, and the Philadelphia fans for their
support.
in the last segment of the production.
Hart asked the fans to join Kate Smith in
the singing of the Flyers song — "God
Bless America."
It was at this point that I decided to
watch the ending in privacy (like the part
of the movie where Gale Sayers tells his
fellow teammates that Brian Piccolo is
dying or when Johnny Cap dedicates
the Heisman to his dying brother Joey.
A video of Kate Smith's final appear-
ance, before a Flyers' playoff game, was
flashed on the screen and the fans joined
in a nostalgic and teary rendition of the
team's famous good-luck song. ;
On this memorable evening, the city
of boobirds became the city of Brotherly
Love, pouring out its heart to an athlete
who never gave less than his best.
Philadelphia may have the world's
most demanding sports fans, but when
inspired by the likes of a Bobby Clarke,
; they are also the world's greatest and
" most appreciative — it make me proud
to be one!
If Bobby Clarke does the job of general
, manager with the guts and determination
of his days as a player, the rest of the
league should be warned — The Legend
of Philadelphia Lives On!
Olympians Score Sweep
in Professional Debuts
. By Duke Blessing
In what was being promoted pnmaHy
as Mark Breland's show, two of his fellow
Olympians upstaged him as all six Olym-
pic medalists on the card were victorious
In the professional debuts at Madison
Square Garden:;^ ^
Meldrick Taylor, of Philadelphia, scored -
a frist-round technical knockout over
Luke Lecce (14-3-1). Taylor displayed
excellent hand speed and consistently
threw jabs into Lccce's head and ribs.
Taylor wound up taking Lecce out on a
shot to the abdomen.
Another lightweight. Pernell Whitaker
handed Farrain Comeaux his first loss in
ten fights as he struck with numerous
lefts to the head of Comeaux and pound-
ed him into submission as the fight ended
at 2:50 of the second round.
Breland won a six-round decision
against stubborn Dwight Williams (7-2).
Breland could not land a clean punch on
Williams who kept his gloves over his
face most of the fight but was battered
with a barrage of body punches. .
Light heavyweight Virgil Hill scored a
second-round technical knockout against
Arthur Wright (2-2) . A left hook to the
face was the finishing touch.
Light heavyweight Evander "I could
not hear the ref" Holyfield scored a lop-
sided six-round decision against Phila-
delphia's Clark Byarm (9-2-2). Holyfield
dominated throughout the fight with
hand rights and left hooks but could not
drop Byarm.
Philadelphia's Tyrell Biggs won his
heavyweight bout against Mike "You'll
get your chance" Evans in a six-round
decision. Biggs scored well with the jab
but. as he did in Los Angeles, showed lit-
tle power for a heavyweight.
Congratulations to New Jersey-based
promoter Lou Duva and his family for an
entertaining evening!
Music Nightlife
By Mike DeRosa
This Week's Country Top Ten:
Fool's Gold — Lee Greenwood
You Could've Heard A Heart Beat
Johnny Lee
Prisoner Of The Highwaii
Ronnie Hilseap
Chance Of Lovm You
EaH Thomas Conley
One Takes The Blame — The Statlers
Give Me One More Chance — Exile
I've Been Around Enough To Know
John Schneider
She Sure Got Atuay With My Heart
John Anderson
Your Heart's Not In It — Janie Fricke
Maggies Dream — Don Williams
; This Weeks's Pop Top Ten:
Purp/e Rain — Prince •
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Wham
Caribbean Queen — Billy Ocean
/ Just Called To Sa\; I Love You
Stevie Wonder
/ Feel For You — Chaka Kahn
Blue Jean — David Bowie
Strut — Sheena Easton
Out Of Touch - Hall & Gates
Better Be Good To Me - Tina Turner
Hard Habit To Break — Chicago
Music Trivia:
The answer to the last issue's Music
Trivia question. "What is the name of the
new wave band that Cyndi Lauper origi-
nally performed with?" is; Cyndi Lauper
originally performed with a band called
Blue Angel.
This week's Music Trivia question:
"What newly famous pop singer started
out as a dancer in Alvin Ailey's troupe?"
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief ....... Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor ...... . . Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . , Linda Goodloe
Advertising .■ . . . . Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Bob Wecht.
Jamie Beck. Linda Bailey,
John Ebert. Bill Rein. Ken McDaid
Carolyn Brodhag. Dan Smoker
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta. Robert Venezials.
Dan Smoker. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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DECEMBER 1984
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SC =
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Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
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AntallxIc — One who passes over the licorice jelly beans.
Bllbula — The spot on a dog's stomach which when scratched, causes his leg to
rotate wildly.
Charp — The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.
Ignlsecond — The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
door even as the brain is saying "my keys are in there"
Motspur — The pesky fourth wheel on a shopping cart that refuses to cooperate
with the other three.
Nerkle — A person who leaves his Christmas lights up all year
Phonesia — The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you
called just as they answer.
Christmas Tree
Decorating &
Cooliie Making
Free • Cafe. • 7 p.m.
WBB (A) vs. Cedar Crest. 2 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. Elizabethtown, 3 p.m.
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PIZZA & MOVIE
NIGHT
M114
WBB (H) vs Upsala, 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs Kings, 8 p.m.
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Button Factory
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W (A) vs LaSalle. Delaware State
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MBB (A) vs FDU, 8 p.m. •
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Reading Day
WBB (H) vs. Scranton, 7 p.m
Christmas
Dinner
Cafe.
Finals Begin - Good Luck!
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DANCE
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IFINALS END!
Happy 40th Anniversary
Dr. & Mrs. Feldstein!
and many
happy morel
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(Seniors & Juniors)
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Vol. XVIV. No. 13
Friday, December 7, 1984
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
DVC PLAYERS
Wait Until Dark
Friday & Saturday Night
APR at 8:00 p.m.
Ciiristmas at Caesar's
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Following editorial policy to the fullest
extent, it has been decided that the fol-
lowing "Letters to the Editors" will be the
last letters printed for all parties involved.
We feel that enough has been publicly
stated and it is now a personal problem
among the people at hand.
We would like to thank you for the let-
ters that were submitted as they posedl
great enjoyment for many people.
We encourage continued student par-
ticipation in editorials and anything else.
that you would like to get involved with
concerning Raw Pages. .. .
Thank \jou.
Co-editors-in chief
Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Maybe I should say dear Alan. The
point of my last letter was that by signing
your name to your letters you have singled
yourself out . The reason I wrote my letter
was simply to inform you that you should
be more aware of your actions. Your let-
ters of past have been very good and I
too have noticed some well-needed
changes which your letters may have,
helped to bring about. But. by throwing
things in the cafe, not only have you
lowered yourself to the level of all the.
other people that do the same but you'
have offended me and others like me
and in my mind your words of wisdom
lose all meaning. How can someone
care some of the time and not all of the
time? So. maybe there are people who
clean up the cafe, but what gives you the
right to make their job more difficult than
it already is?
1 have not signed letters that 1 have
written in the past because 1 do not feel
that I am speaking only for myself. I also
feel that a letter does not need to have a
name attached to it in order for its mes-
sage to be effectively relayed . I refer to a
letter written in the October 12 issue
which I signed "an embarrassed athlete."
The letter was very well received and
everyone 1 spoke to felt at least as strongly
about the topic as I did. Not only that,
but something was done about it.
Whether or not I sign my name has
nothing to do with how much I care.
And, if my letter "had no point" then
why did it upset you so? Not only did it
have a point but I believe that it accom-
plished what it was intended to accom-
plish. The next time you go to throw
something in the cafe, I feel certain that
you will think twice before throwing it or
at least consider picking it up after you've
thrown it.
Like you. I do pick up trash when I
pass it and 1 thank you for making the
walk to the nearest trash can shorter
You have written letters about things that
bother you. and trash and the appear
ance of our "home" is a concern to manv
of us. Not only is the cafe part of our
campus but we must eat there Yes. it is
cleaned daily, but so are our dorms.
Does that make it alright for us to throw
trash in the halls without picking it up — 1
don't think so! 1 do not feel as though it
takes "guts" to sign a letter. As 1 stated
above, my past letters have not been
signed because 1 felt that the concerns
expressed were shared by many.
RAM PAGES
EDITORIAL POLICY
L Ram Pages reserves the right to
make any editorial changes in all
material submitted for publication.
2. Only signed material will be con*
sidered for publication. Signatures
will be withheld upon request.
,3. Any material which is considered by
the student editor(s) or faculty advisor
to be potentially libelous will be inves-
tigated and documented before con-
sideration for publication.
4. The writers of material in question
: must certify sincerity of purpose and
. ,, correctness of facts to the best of their
knowledge.
5. The person (s) named or implied in
the controversial material shall be in-
formed of any article before publica-
tion and shall be given the opportuni-
ty to respond .
I'm not saying that you are any worse
than anyone else that throws stuff in the
cafe. That is why 1 didn't write your
name in my letter. 1 did not see the need
of singling you out. I knew that you
would get the message and just wanted
to let you know that by signing your
name to your letters about "cleaning up
our home" you have singled yourself out
and should set a good example at all
times. , :_'-' .■..." .'<^U- ^''f ■ ^
While I'm writing, I'd like to thank all
those involved in decorating the cafe this
year. I've been here for four years now
and must admit that this year must be
one of the best. Good job!
. ' V. .sj Thanks.
Tim Ireland
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Dear Editors,
In reply to your last letter in Ram
Pages. 1 would like to direct this letter to
Alan Hamann. First of all Alan, the good
that reflects on this campus is not all in
response from your editorial letters.
Other students care also. Just because
they don't write overrated, egotistical let-
ters to the editor does not mean they
care any less. Not everyone does things
to demand or expect a "pat on the
back " Second, Alan, on various occa-
sions, myself, as well as others, have
seen other than innocent napkin balls fly
from your hands across the dining hall.
You know, people wouldn't react with
such vehemence towards youi" letters if
you would just face up to your truths and
get off your pedestal.
Thanks,
Tish Duffy
Dear Editors,
I believe the other editorials that were
pririted were OK and that's why I let
them print them, to make them happy.
But I still can't see the point to a harmless
white, rolled up piece of paper that is
tossed to a friend and no one else. This is
nothing compared to the trays of trash
left on the table. So T.I. and T.D. if you
want you can keep the editorial battle go-
ing, but over a rolled up napkin ball I see
no point.
Thanks,
Alan Hamann
Music Nightlife
By Mike DeRosa
This Weelc's Country Top Ten:
You Could'ue Heard a Heart Break
Johnny Lee
Chance of Lov in' You
Earl Thomas Conley
. , ! V Prisoner of the Highwaif^^ [ r^'
Ronnie Milsap
Your Heart's Not In It — Janie Frickie
Fool's Gold — Lee Greenwood •
To Good to Stop Now — Mickey Gilley
Nobody; Likes Me Like You Do
Anne Murray and Dave Loggins '
She's M[j Rock — George Jones
Maggie's Dream — Don William
Why Not Me — Why Not Me
This Wceks's Pop Top Ten:
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
-Wham ^
Purple Rain — Prince
/ Feel for You — Chaka Khan
Caribbean Queen — Billy Ocean
Strut — Sheena Easton
■ ■ / Just Called To Sa\; I Love You -;-^
Stevie Wonder
; Out Of Touch - Hall & Oates , ^
Better Be Good To Me — Tina Turner
All Through the Night — Cyndi Lauper
Desert Moon — Dennis De Young
Pop Chart Climbers:
Run to You — Bryan Adams
Born in the U.S.A. — Bruce Springsteen
Walking on a Thin Line — Huey Lewis
Valotte — Julian Lennon -^ , .
Bits:
Last Saturday night. U2 played to a
sell-out crowd at that concert. U2 came
out for three encores. ,;
New Releases: ; ,
..A few days ago I had the experience
of listening to Madonna's new album
"Like a Virgin." Her latest album is like
her first album. "Madonna." There is no
set style or music and her vocals do not
change but her music does. There are a
variety of styles. Look for these songs in
the top ten's to come: "Like A Virgin"
and "Dress You Up."
Music Trivia:
The answer to the last issue's Music
Trivia question. "What newly famous
female pop vocalist performed with Alvin
Ailey's Troupe as a dancer?" The answer
is: Madonna.
This week's Music Trivia question:
"What Philadelphia based band wrote
and performed "Time After Time" with
Cyndi Lauper?" Answer in next week's
Ram Pages.
The ULTIMATE Challenge
Met by Class of '86!!!
Congratulations to the Class of 1986
who successfully met The Ultimate
Challenge on Wednesday, November
28, 1984. The faculty, staff, and admini-
stration dared any class to donate more
pints of blood than they as DVC hosted
its semi-annual Red Cross Blood Drive;
Unfortunately, and to our great dismay,
all were slaughtered by the junior class
who bled a whopping 46 pints! For meet-
V ing the challenge, the treasury of the
Class of '86 will receive $92.00 as a gift
.. from the Administration (that's $2.00 per
■ pint contributed).
The final results are as .follows:
1st Place Class of '86 . ; ' 46 pints
2nd Place Class of '88 v. 40 pints
3rd Place Class of '87 • 37 pints
. 4th Place Class of '85 34 pints
Last Place Fac. Staff. Adm. 27 pints
' , ^ Grand Total 184 pints
■ Even though the red-blooded Class of
'86 stole the show, we still fell short of
our overall college goal of 200 pints. But
we will not be daunted in our efforts to
win! Another challenge will be issued for
the spring blood drive — this time based
on the highest percentage of each group
donating blood. We of the faculty, staff,
and administration feel that this is a much
fairer way of computing the winner,
since in terms of percentage, we would
have come in second place behind the
! Class of '86 with 15% of us donating
blood! (17% of the junior class donated.
- still keeping them in the Winner's Circle
by all accounts.) • .•
So bleeders . . . prepare for The Ulti-
mate Challenge II! We want a rematch
'; . _ vve will not give up so easily next time.
;• — Faculty. Staff. Administration
Delaware Valley College
■.••••••• i^
This Week on
Campus
^ bv Jamie Beck — "
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
4^ FRIDAY. DECEMBER 7
PLAY Waif Until Dark
3^ 8:00 - 1030 pm. in the APR
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8
Jf Men's Basketball (A) vs Drew. 2;00 p.m
PLAY Wail Until Dark
)f 8:00 - 10:30 p.m . in the APR ^
SUNDAY. DECEMBER 9
'r Second Week of Advent
Band and Chorale Christmas Concert ^^
>f 7:30 p.m. in the APR ^
MONDAY. DECEMBER 10 ^
^ MOy\E Christmas Carol 'Wm
FREE - 8:00 p.m in the APR ^*
^ Music Recital — Robert Rocco
Computer Programmer 12:00 - 1:00 p.m
J^ Women's Basketball (H) vs. Moravian. ^
7:00 pm
4 TUESDAY. DECEMBER 11. ^^
Caesar's Pub ^^™L
^ Come One. Come All!
Last Day of Classes!
^WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 12
Reading Day
W Get rested before finals come.
NO CLASSES!
^ Women's Basketball vs Scranton.
7:00 pm
^THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13
FINALS BEGIN
W TTiink of it this way. almost time to go
home.
J^ Get pictures taken with Santa. ^mJ^
Fancy Chri^mas Dinner at Cafe ^K
W I wish everyone good luck on fkuJs and a
happi; holiday.
^* •••••• •*
Aggies Capture Second Consecutive
Tournament Ctiampionship
By Duke Blessing
Just like they did in last year's first Big
Brothers of Bucks County Tip-Off Tour-
nament, the Delaware Valley College
men's basketball team had the good for-
tune of drawing weak sister Beaver Col-
lege as their first round opponent.
The Aggies, who led by 10 points after
the first half, switched into high gear and
swallowed Beaver, 94-62.
Dodd "Beast of the East" Walker led
the team in scoring with 20 points and
was also the Aggies leading rebounder
with 14 boards.
Other double-figure scorers included
Darin "Pumpkin" Poindcxter with 14
points (including a few rim-crushing slam
dunks) and Chris Wilson with 10 points.
The Aggies thus moved into the final
game against Cabrini College. Cabrini
defeated Spring Garden College, 87-75.
jl^hind All- American John McQueen's
21 points in the night's first game.
In the final game, which resembled last
year's game throughout. Cabrini got off
to a quick start and it looked as though
their experience (four seniors and three
juniors) would wear down the inexperi-
enced Aggies (15 freshmen, one sopho-
more). , ^ , .:
Cabrini jumped out to an 8-2lcatf as
the Aggies looked slightly jittery. The Ag-
gies hung tough and took their first lead
of the game at 23-22, on a Chris Wilson
20-footer. , ;— / .■'■ -^ * ^^^
The Aggies locked strong in the final
minutes of the first half and went into in-
termission with a 42-37 lead.
. Del Val started the second half just like
they did the first half and suddenly trailed.
47-46.
With nine minutes remaining. Cabrini
held a 56-50 lead and started to play
somewhat conservatively (much too ear-
ly in the half to play that way).
Eric Ford cut the lead to 56-52 with a
15-foot jumper but for the next four min-
utes. Cabrini played slow-down and kept
a five point lead.
Cabrini tied the game in the final 90
seconds but that was as far as they would
get. ■^::;:-K^_::&.-
Big Bob Ort hit both ends of a one-
and-one to give the* Aggies a 73-69 lead
but John McQueen closed the gap with a
pair of free throws with eight seconds
remaining.
SPORTS EDITORIAL:
By Duke Blessing
It has recently been brought to my at-
tention that members of the college com-
munity have been lodging complaints
about the sports section of Ram Pages.
In defense of myself. I would like to ex-
plain my stance.
First of all. I comprise the entire staff.
Nobody has offered their assistance (ex-
cept for Joe Ferry) so nobody has the
right to complain.
During weeks when the Del Val sports
scene is slow. I feel that it is appropriate
to analyze the world of sports on both the
bcal level (C.B. West football articles)
and the national level. Bobby Clarke was
a vital part of the city located only a half-
hour from our campus. If the planting of
a shrub on campus is newsworthy, than
the retiring of a local hockey legend is
more than that.
1 do appreciate people taking time to
make comments because it proves the
paper is being read .
I am in the process of developing new
ideas for the second semester. If anybody
has any suggestions for special columns
or anything dealing with sports, drop a
line in box ^988 or box *515. or see one
of the Ram Pages editors. Thank you.
Yours in Sports.
Duke Blessing
Marvin "Glue" Emerson hit the first
end of a one-and-one to give the Aggies
a 74-71 lead and with six seconds left,
Chris Wilson rebounded a McQueen
miss and was fouled.
Wilson hit both free throws and the
rest was history as the Aggies finished
Cabrini. 76-71.
Chris Wilson led the Aggies with 20
points and was followed by Darin Poin-
dexter's 17 points and Dodd Walker's 14
points.
Spring Garden captured third place by
defeating Beaver. 86-72, behind Lee
Radick's 21 points and also Dave Duda's
20 points.
The All-Tournament Team was as
follows:
Most Valuable Player
Del Val's Chris Wilson (15.0 a vg.)
Del Val's Eric Ford (9,5 avg.)
Cabrini's John McQueen (16.5 avg.) ^ ■
Beaver's Marty Palmer (18.5 avg.)
Spring Garden's Lee Radick (17.5 avg.)
My special awards are as follows:
Sixth Man Award — The Aggie fans
(including yours truly) who jeered and
abused certain Cabrini players into in-
visibility.
Bruise Brothers Award — Poindexter
(15.5 avg.) and Walker (17.0 avg). I
realize that you must balance things out
but how did Palmer and Radick make
all-tournament over these two?
In Your Jock Award — Marvin Emer-
son for shutting down (and shutting up)
John McQueen, an All-American.
Cry Baby Award — Cabrini head coach
John Dzik (for the second consecutive
year) for his childish actions after losing.
Go home Johnny, your mommy still
loves you!
; 1 would personally like to take the time
to thank the organizers of the tournament
and hope it continues for years to cornel
CONGRATULATIONS
To The Galludet
Tournament Champs!
By Duke Blessing
While the rest of the student body was
at home sleeping and burping off the ef-
fects of a gigantic Thanksgiving Day meal,
the women's basketball team was travel-
ing to Washington to take place in the
Galludet College Tournament.
The team did Del Val proud as they
won both games (3-0 record) and cap-
tured the trophy.
In the first game, against the host
school, the Aggies pulled out a 67-63
victory. At halftime. the Aggies led by
one at 29-28.
Mary Jo Bush, Kim Frey. and Darcell
Estep (off the bench) each scored 14
points and Aimee Trunell added 9 points
to lead the balanced Del Val scoring at-
tack.
Although this first tournament game
victory was nice, the championship was
just one win away.
Coach Pento's troops took on York
College and through good shooting and
rebounding held a 44-34 halftime lead
During the second half, the Aggies hot
shooting continued and they captured
the championship with a 86-66 victory.
Kim Frey had a superb game with 27
points, and tournament (20.5 avg).
Darcell Estep added 18 points in the final
(16.0 tournament avg.) and Doris McNeil
chipped in 11 points. Aimee Trunell
scored 10 points to round out the double
figure scores. Mary Jo Bush averaged 1 1
points for the tournament.
Gary's gang is now 3-0 on the season
and by the looks of things, he definitely
has them headed towards the right
direction!
AGGIES
Defeat Cedar Crest
To End 25-Gaine Drought
By Duke Blessing
It started during the last six games of
the 1982-1983 season. It continued
through the entire nineteen games of the
1983-1984 season. It, refers to the
25-game losing streak suffered by the
Delaware Valley College women's basket-
ball team.
The 1984-1985 women's team put all
that in the past and decided to change
the fortunes of that miserable past in a
hurry — and they did.
The Aggies traveled to Allentown for a
game with Cedar Crest College and
brought back to Del Val what the school
had, not seen in quite a while — a victory,
by the score of 76-53.
First-year head coach Gary Pento's
team was led by Marcey Carroll with 15
points and 9 rebounds. Mary Jo Bush
and Darcell "Fifi" Estep added 14 points
each and Aimee "not Amy" Trunell had
10 points.
Not that predictions can be made from
one game, but this year's team is much
improved over last year's team and more
victories should be expected as the season
gets under way.
From the Sports Editor
Next week's issue is the last of the
semester. It will contain interviews with
basketball coaches Les Lombardi and
Gary Pento. the Aggies first wrestling
inatch and the first women's indoor track
Pneet of the season.
■ If anybody is interested in writing for
ftie paper next semester put a note in
box *988 or *515, I want to wish
everybody good luck in finals! '
Del Val Women
Make It Four Straight
By Duke Blessing
The Delaware Valley College women's
basketball team defeated Wilkes College.
69-52. to up their overall record to 4-0.
The Aggies were down 12-4 in the
early stages of the first half, but as has
been the case so far this year, they
entered halftime with a 3-point lead at
27-24.
In the second half, the bench got into
the act as ten players finished in the scor-
ing column.
A pressing defense and a tenacious
zone eventually wore down Wilkes as the
Aggies breezed. 69-v52. extending their
winning streak to four.
Led by Mary Jo Bush ( 10- 13 from the
floor) and her 20 points, the Aggies also
got 10 points from Darcell Estep and
strong rebounding efforts from Marcey
Carroll and Kim Frey.
The team closes out this semester's
schedule with home games Monday.
December 10 vs. Moravian and Wednes-
day. December 12 vs. Scranton. .Both
games are scheduled to start at 7:00
p.m. Come on out and support the girls!
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Ellzabethtown Crushes
Del Val 97-65
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies saw their record drop to
2-2 as Ellzabethtown College finished
only three points shy of the century mark
as they whipped on Del Val, 97-65.
With nine minutes left in the first half,
the Aggies only trailed by six points at
26-20. but Ellzabethtown hit for 16 un-
answered points enroute to a 46-24 half-
time lead.
Things did not get any better during
the second half as Elizabethtown's sub-
stitutes kept the torrid shooting and scor-
ing pace up and they wound up leaving
Del Val with a 97-65 victory.
The lone bright spot for the Aggies
was Darin Poindexter who shot 12 for 16
from the floor and finished with a game
high of 25 points.
The Aggies finish out the 1984 part of
their schedule tomorrow afternoon as
they travel to New Jersey to take on
Drew University Game time is 2:00
p.m. Good luck, guys!
Aggies Defeated
By Wilkes, 8976
By Duke Blessing
;■ Winning the tournament was a nice
^complishment for the young Aggies
Jkit the past is over and now is the time
#>at the men's basketball team will get to
test how good it really is against confer-
ence rivals.
Del Val traveled to Wilkes last Thurs-
day with the intention of showing the
league that although they are extremely
young and inexperienced, hustle and
determination can account for a lot of
points — and wins.
In a game that the Aggies had every
right to win, poor shooting was their
"|k)wnfall as they went down to defeat.
89-76.
, John Boone led the way for the Aggies
with 13 points. Marvin Emerson, Erik
Ford, and Derrick McCarter all had 12
points for Del Val.
New addition to President's Hall. Por-
trait of President Feldstein displayed
in Lasker Hall lobby.
Photo by Stephet] Persand
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn,
Jamie Beck, Linda Bailey.
John Ebert. Bill Rein.
Ken McDaid, Carolyn Brodhag
Artists Suzanne Heileman
John Mertz. Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Janice Accatatta, Robert Veneziale.
Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making^
write P.O. Box 988."
NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 14
Friday. Decemfaler 14. 1984
HIGHLIGHTS
Christmas Break!
No more classes until
January 1985!
Dear Santa, I'm wishing my dear sweet little
friend Anita Willis a Merry Cliristmas and a
Happy New Year. Happy Holidays STRETCH!
— John Boone (Idget)
Ll^od. Big Ross. Rossv. Fiorello. Walt. John
Wilson, Scooco. Simo. Dennis. M Adams.
Kasper. Paii. Rodi. Hornv, Dex. D Macarter, J.
Boon. Lil Eric. Beav Cleaver. Curt. Tone Bone.
G. Dugan Keep on tr\,'in', one dav vou'll he like
me ~ Big Jay (The Bird) "59
Season's Greeting to the cheerleaders from
the men's basketball team. We appreciate
your support. See you at all our home games.
June. Thanks for all of the studs; help in TCP
Dinner is on me next semester! Your choice, Let
me krww ■ '
Good Luck Darin, Marvin, Chris. Derrick,
Eric, John, Dodd. Paul, Erroll, Tony, Bob,
Mark, Marty. Also John, Lisa, and Pam.
Come alive in '85
Have a Merrv Christmas Sue and good luck out in
the real world. Im goir^g to miss you and Paul. — .
Love. Dawn
Seik the Freek — Go back to the North Pole
and freeze your curls again, Later.
Linda. Thanks for making studying bearable.
Have a Merry Christmas and don't work too hard
■^ Scott : - ■.■•.:..■
Leslie. Hang in diere! Sometimes ft tribes
people longer to grow-up and realize that
this is 1984 and they can't live a sheltered
life under mommies' wings forever.
LM. PE. SN. & RK. Have a good vacation and a
Merry Christmas — Scott
Merry Christmas and best wishes for the
New Year to EVERYBODY! - John Mertz
Winkle. Well, we've been intimate for quite a
while now I'm really glad we got together: you're
really great!! Maybe someday we can get together
and make a little something I hope so — Willie
114 BW TERR. I love you so much. - 115
SBRD .V,
KD. Pass the whipped cream — WW
Dear Inexperienced. Monday nights can be
terrific if you could only learn how to keep it
up! Perhaps a toothpick will help.
— Experienced
Ken. Next year you had better catch a few more
crows I hear 'they're gonna bring more than
coons Next year. — Ham Bean
To all the beautiful ladies in the cafeteria -
especially Darlene, Drema, Heather,
Justine, Lori, Dinh, Jennifer, Florence,
Marylin, Debbie, Shorty. Chris, Barbara. -
Jay (Toast Man)
Dear Jeff. My best friend forever, have a terrific
Christmas See you January 6th — Anthony
Dear Santa, Please give Kathy a box of no-
doze pills, an alarm clock, and a clown.
Merry Christmas, from your favorite goofy
friend. — Cheeks •
To a sexual dynamo. Get over it' — Love. John
Yop! I want my girls to have a great Christ-
mas. Hang it up Meeb. Christian Science?
Oh dear! I praise Him for all of you!
Paula, my wonderful party time roomie, good
stuff: kill the dolphin: the room is trashed: ju$t
bend it backwards guys John, you're so festive,
just hang it out the window. Kris, you're on in
stigator Va/. my mom. our personal representa-
tive of the civil liberties union Paula, we'll catch
them! He did it! - Jimmy and Lee
KD, I can't believe we've been going out for
just over a year. It has been the best year of
my life. If all of our years together will be
like this, who knows what will happen?
Could there be a "?" I can' t have enough of
you. — MJT
Gwen What can I say' You're a terrific friend'
Make sure you have a box of Kleenex on the '21st
— Cindy
Bishop Conwell, Have a nice vacation and
keep in shape for the second semester. Ten
points a game will get you anything you
desire! — Heart
Dear Les. Have a great Chnstmas and a very
Happy New Year You're the best roommate and
friend a person could have Thanks for being my
Incnd — Kid
Dear Santa, Please give Esther all the fun
that she's looking for. Merry Christmas from
yur friend. - Cheeks
To Kathy and Nancy. It was really great
meeting you two this year. The speedshop
parties wouldn't have been the same
without you. — Yohnny
Cindy. What's up! Just one more semester until
next year Let's let the halfway house jump' Mern
Christmas. — Home Girl
Kim and Linda, Even though it hasn't been
like the last two years you guys still mean a
lot to me. Have a great Christmas and a fan-
tastic New Year! — Love, Nina
Dear Santa. Please give Frank a riew Chevrolet
pickup with a 6 2 litre diesel engine , a coca cola,
a mack truck, a John Deere Tractor, etc Merry
Chnstmas — Cheeks
All my DVC friends. Thanks for making my
first semester here at Del Val excellent.
Have a happy and merry winter break. —
Uve ya. CAPT FIG
Chris R. . Hope Santa brings you some tissues
cause you're gonna cry when you see how many
furry and feathered critters I get when I come
down Don't tell them I'm comin' or we won't see
any — Mike
RK, Maybe next semester will be better.
Have a Merry Christmas.
Flo. Ho! Ho! Ho! Park your car in Harvard Yard
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
- Love ya. Nina
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the
world's largest roll of paper! We didn't do it!
And teach Midget to be more quiet! — Trou-
ble
Lee. Feelings can't be wrong because they are
feelings, but in order for it to work, they must be
felt by both - A friend.
To the girls in Berk, Terri, Cindy, Nancy,
and Gwen, Best wishes for success, well be-
ing, and good sex. P.S. Stay Gwen! — Love.
Kool Jay and Paul
Val and Tish. Roy and Kenny are brothers? Yeah
is it true or aie you going along with me?
Merry Christmas to two great friends — Love,
"I don't know"
Dave. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year. You're a real friend. — Rosey
To all the girls I've loved before and to the unfor-
tunate ones I haven't. I hope you all have a great
holiday Ho. Ho. Ha. Ha — Julio
To the homegirls, Connie, Vicki (Judy).
Susan. Fee Fee, Anita. Etta, Doris, Mel.
Monique, Neena, and Sunshine. — The Boys
- Goldman 120. EMan, Dicky, Stain. Giz-
mo, The Bird
Dear Santa. Thanks for the puppy dog. he's sa
cuddley — Love. Chris
John. Merry Christmas to you and Happy
New Year too. I'm gonna miss you when I'm
out on the beach in Florida. I'll be thinking
of you! Thanks for the good times this year.
I'll never forget them! — Love ya, P.J.O.
Kath. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! — P.S. '
GL.A.VS
Merry Christmas Tweeter! — Love. Woofer
Dear Santa. I want to say Merry Christmas to all of
the scumbags that attend this school — BEAV
from the kitchen
To gorgeous Grace, Since I have to pay tui-
tion, I can't afford to give you anything but
my love. Merry Christmas (Big) Jay "Bird "
Dear Santa. Please tell my roommate to make a
decision with his live. I can't — won't live with it
much longer. — JE
Goldman Guys, Jay, Paul, Steele, and Jim-
my, You guys are great! Some kool kats.
Have a great Christmas and remember ... I
owe you one. — Nina
Dear Santa. Please tell Helen we still hate the brat
— with lots of love. Sue
Happy Holidays to all of my big brothers in
Samuel: Bob, Bernie, Greg, Jim. Mark,
Mike, Andy, Steve, Jim, Dave, and Joe. -
Best Wishes, Lisa (alias Sally)
A message to cool Chris and Carolyn. Stay the
lovable, snugglabk. huggable. delectable creatures
that you are and best wishes for the holidays -
Love. Big J flee cream man) ^59
Kris, Can I bear your children? — Love. John
TJ. To my favorite wench and roomie Have a
wonderful Christmas and a not-toosober New
Year -~ Lethal Allele
Dear Hellious (alias the SD Snow-woman),
Please visit soon! We're out of Double Stuffs!
Merry Christmas. I hate you, brat. — Polly
To the gang. How do you eat tour carrots'' —
Love. Festive
To "the boys" in Ulman 3rd. What's your
Christmas special? I liked the tree but was
it worth Nick's ankle? Happy Holidays! —
Yeeeaaahhh!!!!!
Snord and Lisa Merry Christmas to the pan
behind the electrical socket Afo f ■ r s the tapping
of little reindeer feet — X
Terry, Chucky Baby, Let's go crazy! Drunk
ever? So I'm a moral breaker! You're one of
a kind and I'll miss you, our cheap buzzes
off cloves and our friendly trips! I'll just have
to open a Hilary's around here and show
these people some real ice cream! Up and
squeeze, relax. Shall we go to uno tonight?
Wild thing - The Goob
Dear Santa. Please find me a Martini, leant seem
to find her anymore' P S I'll even bring the olives
— Slit'
Tish, Phone Hall - Hone Phall - Phall
Hone — Hall Phone. If you could talk, what
would you say? — Love, I'd sav
John M. Have a nice Christn- New Years
Friend always - Love ya. T/it-rt s^j
Bill and Mike, Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year. Be good, see ya next semester. -
Love yas, Theresa
Bet^y. It uai great this first se'inc.sftr Haii- a great
Chnstmas and a Happy New Year! See ya next
semester - Nina
Rose. Whose socks are those and why are
you smelling them? Yes, you were that
drunk! Merry Christmas to you and Mike. -
P&TJ
Nick. Tom. and Joe. Have a great Christmas
Nick, good luck m the future Thanks for being a
great friend I'll miss ya — Love. Theresa
Theresa. Grace. Robin. Have a very Merry Christ
mas and a great New Year Hope next semester is
a good one — Love ya. Linda
Val and Tish. We're bitching big time and
bad. — Love, John, John
To Rick in Massachusetts. I'm looking forward to
spending this holiday with you plus many, many
more I love you — Love always. Lisa
Ed W., Have a great holiday, but please
make sure it's not all upside down. Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year. - Eckie
Dave. Rob. John. Dan. Merry Christmas Have a
good vacation. — Your buddy. Steve C
Robin, Teebo, Linda, Grace, John, Dave,
Rob, and Danny, Have a great Christmas.
Have fun in Florida. I hope it rains. -> Love
yas, Theresa
To Kool Kate. Stay soft, sweet, sensitive, and sen
sational Best wishes for a happy holiday season.
- Love. Jay (Ice cream man)
Brenda B., A farmer's girlfriend gets treated
like a helping hand. A lawyer's girlfriend
gets treated like a lady! Merry Christmas. —
A future lawyer
Duke. Rob. and Keith. You guys are something
else Will really miss you guys once you go Have
a fintastic Christmas and New Year — Love ya
all. Niiw
Hey Ken, I keep looking on my VW for some
notes. Where have you been hiding? Would
be nice to see you sometime. Enjoy you're
break. — Love, Sandy
WHCC Have a Merry Christmas and great New
Year You better have, more parties! — Love>
Theresa. Grace. Robin, and Linda
Dear Santa - Say hi to Doug, but make
sure you wrinkle your nose! .,
Dear Santa — Please tell Polly she's a good egg.
but then — you know that, don t you? — Sword
face ■.;;,: ,,..-;^. :/..-,.•-■'•; ,:j,;' - , '
Dear Vernon - Yoti flatter liief But you bet-
ter behave because SANTA would be mad if
he knew! May I have my button back? — Jen
Dear Santa — When you get stuck m the
chimney, don't forget to say "Darnit Rosemaryf*
Dan — I love you, that's all you need to
know. Merry Christmas! - Bad Breath
Dear Santa — Td like to say Merry Christmas to
PurKh. PA. and Flat Fleddy' - Steely J
To Cathy — I've never seen anyone remove
their upper under garments so fast. The tree
won't be complete without it. Please bring
it back.
Andre — May your chains be loosened over the
holidays and stay away from toilets. Merry Chnst-
mas! — Ulman Boys
Coach Pento — Have a great Christmas and
come back to keep the dream going! —
Lipps Inc.
To Pat — Nice to have you as a friend 90 mph on
Rt. 63 with a couch on the roof of a Volkswagen
Beetle with a crane ball on top is wild and crai^.
Have a cool-yule
Aimee — To the girl who I would like to
spend my holiday with, by the fireplace,
under the mistletoe, anywhere. Merry
Christmas! — Love ya
Dear Predue — To my favorite snaker Merry
Christmas and a Happy New ¥ear See you in
January — Love, "ssssss"
Annette - Which SEXY black dress should
you wear? Just wear your portable mistle-
toe. Who was that guy? What's that . . . you
need BALLS?!! - Love, Jenna (Heff)
Hey. Al — Ever try to remember the 12 days of
Christmas after 6 rum and cokes? EAT FROZEN
DEATH' Merry Christmas — Love you. Jen
Squish-Head — Tell us again about your
tree. 611, eh? Thiefl Put BLINKY lights on
it? Merry Christmas. - Love, Jen & Alex
Alex - Only REAL mistletoe works His LIPS
were so merry?? . Let's color' . My secret
Santa died Do it m PINK" - Thanks Al.
Jennifer
Johnny A — I don't know ... it just doesn't
work for us! Practice makes perfect though.
Love & merry wishes — Miss L. Toe
Marv Arvi (Mom) — Thanks for cookies and milk
and deep conversations Also your vacuum' Ynn
take good care of us Merry Christmas — Jen &
Alex
To the gang — Have a wonderful vacation. If
my walls could talk, what would they say?
$1.50. $3.00 your choice. - Love 104
Pat & John — Thanks for being there I'm still
finding jet discs Have a great vacation — Love
ya both. Val
H.B. - Nice coat Mr. Lester. Took the cud
right out of their mouths didn't you Mr.
Lester. Merry Christmas Jen and Tim! —
Love. Alex
Its me. Gizmo, on the Christmas tree, saying
Merry Xmas to the boys in 120 Fleddy. Nature.
-Ill" Nol. Steely J - Paul "Giz
Val - Get over it!!! or deal with it!!! - Love
from all of us!
To Robin — Merry Christmas. I love you and Ken
G also We will make it. I promise — Love
a/u'aj,'S. Steve Smelly
Dear Santa — Please ask Carmen if I can
serve her for a change. — From Blue Eyes
Dear Santa - Tell Ed to be out of Berk before be
gets fined, no more sleeping on the floor — up
side down or right side up'
Brad — is it someday yet?
Dear Santa - Tell Helen Eek needs her toeriails
clipped'
Aimee T. — 1 hope you have a great holiday
and vacation and if I am lucky, maybe next
semester ... - Waiting in the wings
Dear Santa — f^lease don't give Rose too many
neon clothe^ this year (The lipstick is all my
sunglasses can handle') — Love. Snord
Dear Bio Boys — What would senior year be
without you? You guys are great. Merry
Christmas — From a Bio Girl
Dear 205 — / hope that everybody you want
stands under your "mistletoe," even when the
holidays are over Merry Christmas — From 122
Son — I didn't hang mistletoe for nothing,
come over sometime and kiss me you fool.
— Mom
Tell me Annette — What do you want for Christ-
mas? Some rum & coke, mistletoe, or someone to
color with?! Have a great Christmas! — Love.
Alex
Hey Hobag - What do you think? A case of
hot chocolate for Christmas or should we
just . . . EAT FROZEN DEATH?! Mistletoe
parties forever! — Love, Al
Mark, a k a Station Wagon Man — You still
don't play by my rules, but one day Til prove that
you're more ticklish' Merry Christmas! — Lot)e,
Alex
t.j.g. — Four years seems like forever. But
it's not goodbye, it's only good night! I'll
miss you and I'll always love you! Merry
Christmas. — a. i.e.
Jennifer - I hope Santa brings you everything
you want this Christrrms (maybe something spark-
ly?)' You deserve it' Mkrry Christmas Jenf ■*■
Love. Alex
Pam — Merry Christmas. Maybe Santa will
make us 5 ' 6" for Christmas. Let's hope so!
Have a great vacation. - Bets
Lori L. — Merry Ct-nstmas roomie! Have a great
(and relaxing) vacation We'll have a blast in '85
Happy Holidays to aft the gremlins on the
basketball team. I hope you get certain
basketball talents so we can win some
games. — Gizmo f
Schmitty - Let's go shopping with McPetersort.
Can I borrow Kenny's bear jacket tonight? Watch
those vacuum cleaners — B S & NT & K O
K.D. - Well we made it through another
semester! Five to go! Have a nice Christ-
mas! — Your roomie. CD.
Gwen — Please don't leave! Remember all the
great times! Forget all the arguments! I'm gonna
miss ya! — Ciii
John — Take all of my words of wisdom and
shove them! It's the only enjoyment you'll
get. Deal with it, grow, and move on to
someone better!
Javier — What do you want from dear Santa? I
think } know! Have a great vacation! — Love.
Cindy
Hi Pinball - You're getting better and now
you're up to a Pamball — XX
Merry Christmas Kathy. Vicki. & Dawn. Goodbye
and good luck Sue' - Esther
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all
the girls I know in Cook and Berk. Now you
can stop thinking I'm a jerk. - Paul "Giz"
Sterling
To Sfubbi,'. my best roommate and all other nerts
patrol Merry Chnstmas — G D
I'd like to wish a special someone a Merry,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
That someone is Mrs. Darcell Estep. —
Love, John Boone
RMSJr - Merry Christmas Had fun celebrating.
Have a great vacation — B Ferris
Dear Vernon — May Christmas present send
you a Christmas filled with joy and happi-
ness. Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano. Merry
Christmas baby. — Love, Sunshine
Anita W - Just u little Christmas fnt'ssaye from
someone that loves you Have a very Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year. My holiday
will be lonely, but the thought of seeing you when
school reopens will nuike tTcn day go faster —
Love. Andre M
To the boys from Philadelphia - Merry
Christmas and Happy New Year. Graty is
still number one. — Love Brian Tux as Step-
light
Dfor Santa — Send warm wishes filled with the
spirit of Christmas to Coach Pento and his troops
May everyone's Christtvas be filled with love,
peace, and joy Merry Christmas and a Happy
New Year! — Damans (Mgr j
Javier - How about dinner before you leave
next semester? — Guess who?
Dear Andre — Christmas is the time to share the
love and joy one has for others May your Chnst
mas Day be filled with love and happiness Hugs
& kisses for you Andre — Love. .Anita
Dear Santa — I'd like to wish the rest of my
friends over in Berkowitz Hall, Marcy,
Sharon, Suzanne, and all the girls over
Cook & Barness who know me a Merry
Christmas! — John Boone
Dear Fee Fee — Much fun and luck with basket
ball this year Have a very Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year
Michele Hensel — My beloved, upon whom
I've rested my love. Each time your heart
beats. I can feel it against mine. Merry
Christmas. Praise the Lord. - Love. G.M.
Esther - Love your smile Merri. Christmas —
Bob
Pam - Thanks for all the fun & good times,
it was a fun semester. - Love, XX
Wait Until Dark
by Dr. James E. Miller
The DVC Players opened their third
season last weekend with three captivat-
ing performances of the modern thriller
Wait Until Dark.
The simple kitchen -darkroom set was
especially suitable for the Student Cen-
ter's limited theatrical facilities, for all of
the off-stage footsteps and creaking stairs
that have been so distracting in other
productions became part of the action
and suspense in this one. The compli-
cated goings-on involve a group of three
paroled criminals searching around the
kitchen for a heroin-stuffed doll; they
find a body instead.
The head hoodlum, played with easy
sleaze and slipperiness by Tim Ireland, is
clearly clever at manipulating his prin-
cipal victim, an equally clever blind lady
played by Carolyn Brodhag. Miss Brod-
hag's energetic performances have be-
come a DVC tradition. To be convincing
in this role she had to attract audience
sympathy from the outset and she did
this by replacing her usual boldness and
confidence with an appropriately pitiable
vulnerability and restraint.
, The theatrical gimmick of this shrewdly
constructed play involves the fact that
the audience watching all the action
could see what is going on while know-
ing at the same time that the heroine
could not. The Friday night audience
responded with enthusiasm to the il-
lusory gimmick and empathized with the
terror in the final scenes, occurring in a
total darkness and putting the blind lady
at a slight advantage over her tormenters.
. The harsh shadows, photographic red
lights, matches lit in the dark, light sneak-
ing in through the crack under the door,
and all the other lighting effects con-
tributed to the suspense. ' '
The supporting cast of cops, hoods,
and a husband, was convincing. Wendy
Unger. playing a bratty twelve-year-old
kid. turned in a notable performance.
Wait Until Dark was adeptly directed
by David Harris. Using total darkness,
then, the DVC Players have once again
brightened the stage.
GLOWATSKI NAMED TO
ALLMAC FOOTBALL TEAM
by Joe Ferry
Dan Glowatski. a senior split end from
Mt. Carmel. Pennsylvania, was named
to the All-Middle Atlantic Conference
football team as selected by conference
coaches.
Glowatski (6-2. 190 pounds) was the
only Aggie selected for the first team. Of-
fensive linemen Joe Rada and John
Mazzola, running back Nick Russo. and
defensive back Joe Cox were named to
the Honorable Mention team.
Glowatski caught 53 passes for 867
yards this year, both single-season
records. He finished his career with 154
catches for 2,645 yards, both career
records.
Glowatski, a Business Administration
major, has been All-MAC for the past
three seasons and All-ECAC for the past
two years. Last season. Glowatski was
an Associated Press Little All-America
selection and a Pizza Hut Division III All-
American choice.
Russo, a senior from Archbishop Ryan
High School, finished the 1984 season
with 692 yards on 197 carries (3.5 aver-
age) and scored seven touchdowns.
Russo, the MAC co-Player of the Year in
1982. finished his career with 2,153
yards, just 158 yards short of Eric
Reynolds' all-time rushing record
(2,311).
Cox, a junior from Milleville High, had
33 first hits, 30 assisted tackles, one in-
terception, a fumble recovery, and two
tipped passes.
Rada, a senior from Middletown
South High, was a three-year starter for
the Aggies. Mazzola, a junior from Triton
Regional, was named to the All-MAC
team for the first time.
And the band plays on . . .
Christmas Concert.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Once again the DVC Players put on a
spectacular performance and also, once
again, no one came to see it! I am so sick
of hearing everyone complain that there
is nothing to do on weekends. During
the three performances, only 92 people
total came to see the show; six of which
were faculty and administrators, at tops
25 were students, and the rest were
relatives and people from Doylestown.
I have heard many complaints about
the price. I realize $2.50 is a lot to ask,
but the club is relatively new and we
must buy a lot of our materials as op-
posed to reusing them. That takes care
of the students. I agree the price was too
high. On the other hand, faculty were
charged a very nominal fee — NOTH-
ING! I'm sure many of the faculty had at
least one of the evenings free.
As actresses and actors, it is very
discouraging to study and rehearse for
two months (every night of the week and
eight hours a day on weekends) and to
walk out on stage on opening night and
have a grand total of 15 people staring
back at us. I don't think people realize
how much time goes into a play, and it
was all for nothing. 1 realize people do
like to get away from the school, and that
includes faculty, but we did give a Thurs-
day night performance.
If members of this college could attend
at least one performance, they may real-
ize that their class isn't the only thing that
is occupying our time. I realize that the
apathy at this school is very bad. with
students as well as faculty, and it isn't
only our club. But I don't want to hear it
again — there is a lot to do on this cam-
pus. Just go out and find it. I also want to
thank the faculty and students who did
come, especially Dr. Miller.
Thanks.
The DVC Players
Drama Club
THREE AGGIES NAMED TO
ECAC ALL-STAR TEAM
by Joe Ferry
Dan Glowatski, Joe Rada. and Brian
Breneman were named to the ECAC
Division III South All-Star team chosen
by the region's 15 coaches.
Glowatski. who was previously named
to the All-Middle Atlantic Conference
team, is a senior split end from Mt.
Carmel, Pennsylvania. Glowatski. who
set single-season and career records for
most receptions and most yards receiv-
ing, has been named All-ECAC for three
straight years. In 1984 Glowatski caught
53 passes for 867 yards. He finished his
career with 154 catches for 2.645 yards.
Rada, a senior from Middletown
South High, was a three-year starter for
the Aggies. He previously had been
named to the All-MAC Honorable Men-
tion team at offensive guard .
Breneman. a junior tight end from
Spring Grove High, enjoyed his best
season as a college player. He caught 35
passes for 526 yards and four touch -
dowjis this past season.
"I'm pleased that the other coaches in
the region saw fit to honor these three
players," said Aggies head coach Al
Wilson. "They certainly worked hard for
their accomplishments during the sea-
son. We'll miss Glowatski and Rada next
year but having a fine player like Brian
Breneman back will make it a smoother
transition."
The Aggies posted a 5-5 record in
1984.
Christmas
Let the Music be Heard!
by ED. Wengryn
On Sunday, December 9, the DVC
Choral and Band put on their annual
Christmas Dinner and Concert. The food
and entertainment were exceptional.
The Choral was the first major per-
former of the night giving a half hour
worth of Christmas carols. The Band fol-
lowed with its production numbers. The
groups should be congratulated for their
excellent performances. If anything was
missing it could be called lack of involve-
ment by students. Thanks to Mrs. Roberts
and Mr. Durner for their time and dedi-
cation in putting together the show and
thanks to Mr. Moyer and M.W. Wood
and staff for an excellent dinner.
Wait Until Dark
Wait Until Dark
by ED. Wengryn
The DVC Players' production of Wait
Until Dark can be called a success. The
story is about a search for a doll contain-
ing two million in drugs (heroin at its
best). The show opens with two ex-cons
played by Bruce Honzicker and Bruce
Baily meeting a man called Mr. Roat,
played by Tim Ireland, the men set up a
scheme to get the doll back from a blind
lady played by Carolyn Brodhag. As the
play progresses and the scheme of the
men goes into action, we meet an in-
quisitive 12-year-old played by Wendy
Unger. It is late in the show that we
discover the little girl was the one who
had the doll as she returns it to the blind
lady. The final encounter between Mr.
Roat and the blind lady sets everyone on
the end of their seats.
The cast and crew did a wonderful job
and should be congratulated. Anyone in-
terested in participating in the spring pro-
duction should contact any of the Drama
Club members; once again, thanks for a
job well done and bringing theatre to
DVC.
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS
by Kathy McNamara
Because of the irresponsibility of quite
a few students, a $25 fine has been im-
posed on all students leaving trays, glas-
ses, plates, utensils, napkins, etc. at
tables in the cafeteria. Any student who
witnesses such lack of manners is urged
to report names to Dean Tasker or Kathy
McNamara.
The mess in the cafeteria can get
cleaned up only by the involvement of
other students. Don't put the respon-
sibility on someone else.
ATTENTION SENIORS:
The last and final retakes of senior por-
traits will be taken on January 17. Sign-
ups will be during registration on January
14. There will be an additional cost of
$5. Sign-up times will be 12 and 4 p.m.
and for evening students from 6-7:30
p.m. Remember, this is your final chance!
Good Luck!
Esther Guenther
Yearbook
Photographi; Editor
New Director of Development
Named at DVC
by Joe Ferry
Penny C. Rubincam has been ap-
pointed Director of Development by Dr.
Joshua Feldstein, President of DVC.
As Director of Development, Mrs.
Rubincam will oversee all of the College's
fund raising efforts as well as the day-to-
day operation of the Alumni Office and
the Public Relations Office.
A nationally-ranked squash player,
Mrs. Rubincam intends to bring the same
competitive instincts she uses on the
court to her new position at DVC.
"I've always been a player. Now I feel
like a coach," commented Mrs. Rubin-
cam. "I think DVC is a winner. This is a
highly-marketable institution with a com-
bination of uniquely appealing qualities
and a deeply-rooted mission."
"We have goals and many potential
'players' — alumni, parents, friends, cor-
porations, and foundations," she added.
"My mission is to develop effective re-
cruitment and to provide the "coaching"
to achieve maximum results for the
College.
Mrs. Rubincam is a graduate of the
Wharton School of the University of
Pennsylvania. A Publications major, she
began her career with the /Veu; York
Times as a staff assistant in the Philadel-
phia Bureau She later worked as an
assistant to a freelance writer and
nationally syndicated columnist in the,
marine field.
Returning to the University of Pennsyl- "
vania. Mrs Rubincam began a long asso-
ciation of over 20 years with the Annual
Giving Office and. more recently, a$
Assistant Director of Alumni Relations.
During that time Mrs. Rubincam served
as chief fund raiser on behalf of a political
candidate for state office and as a consul-
tant to Barnes and Roche, Inc., a Phila-
delphia area firm specializing in develop-
ment advising.
Mrs. Rubincam lives in Wyndmoor.
Pennsylvania with her husband Paul and
their three children, Paul. Lindsay, and
Peter.
1985 SPRING SEMESTER
REGISTRATION SCHEDULE
NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS: This
notice will not be sent with 1984 final fall
semester grades due to grades being for-
warded in a print out mailer. Before leav-
ing for Christmas holidays, make note
when you are to register for 1985 spring
semester courses.
REGISTRATION INSTRUCTIONS:
Register in Student Center. All-Purpose
Room, by first letter of last name. Please
bring clipboard.
MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 1985
Senior Class (1985)
8:00 A.M. R-Z
9:15 A.M. H - Q
10:30 A.M. A - G
Junior Class (1986)
1:15 P.M. R-Z
2:30 P.M. H - Q
3:45 P.M. A-G^
TUESDAY. JANUARY 15, 1985
Sophomore Class (1987)
8:00 A.M. S-Z
9:15 AM I-R
10:30 A.M. A - H
1:00 P.M.: New Transfer students enter-
ing January 1985 and all part-time stu-
dents. Readmissions register with their
class.
2:00 P.M.: All upperclassmen who pre-
registered late or did not preregister.
Freshman Class (1988)
1:30 P.M. R-Z
2:30 P.M. HP
3:30 P.M. AG
NOTE: (1) Class dues will be collected by
class treasurers at the time of registration .
(2) Students failing to register as sched-
uled will be charged a late registration fee
of $25. (3) Classes start Wednesday,
January 16, 1985.
Registrar's Office
Aggie Wrestlers
Split Opener
By Duke Blessing
The Aggie gr^pplers traveled to Dela-
ware State to take on Swarthmore and
Delaware State in a tri-meet.
The team defeated Swarthmore,
28-16. in the opening match but were
defeated in the second match by host
Delaware State, 22-18.
Double winners for the Aggies were:
126: Dan Canale - by forfeit (Swarth-
more), 13-6 decision (Delaware
State).
150: Tracy Snyder - by pin at :44 (S),
10-4 decision (DS).
158: Drew Brophy - 6-3 decision (S),
11-3 decision (DS).
177: Bob Branch - by pin at 1:31 (S). by
pin at 4:43 (DS).
Single winners for the Aggies were
118: Josh Miller -by forfeit (S).
134: Jim Sturm - 8-7 decision (S)
142: Kevin Stout - 10-0 decision (S).'
The loss to Delaware State marked the
first in 39 consecutive matches for the
Aggies. .,.. -..^ ; ■
The team entertains Scranton on
Monday. January 14 at 4 p.m. Come
out and give your support!
Kings Breezes by DVC
88 66
By Duke Blessing
The DVC men's basketball team lost
their third straight game since winning
the tournament and saw their league
record drop to 0-3 (2-3 overall) as Kings
College scored 54 second half points to
defeat the Aggies. 88-66.
Trailing only 34-31 at the half, the Ag-
gies defense was shredded underneath'
in the second half by Chris Feistl's 26
points and Ed Moyer's 19.
Derrick McCarter led the Aggies with
16 points while the Aliquippa Connec-
tion (Dodd Walker and Marvin Emerson)
scored 13 and 12 respectively.
Putting together two consistent halves
has been the problem lately and the team
needs a victory to get back the confi-
dence evident a few weeks ago.
^^IM^'
Drew University Humbles
DVC, 10284
by Duke Blessing
The good news — the Aggies played
Drew University to an 84-84 standstill for
the last 35 minutes of their MAC basket-
ball game last Saturday afternoon.
The bad news — basketball games are
40 minutes long and it was during the in-
itial five minutes where the Aggies lost
the ball game by getting behind Drew
18-0.
Adding up the good news and bad
news comes out to equal a 102-84 loss
ind a 1-4 record in the MAC standings
3-4 overall) .
Dodd Walker scored 22 points to lead
the Aggies in scoring.
The Aggies (3-4, 1-4) are now off until
next semester when they play Ursinus
College in Collegeville on January 8 at 8
p.m. The team then returns home Thurs-
day, January 10 to play Albright College
at 8 p.m.
WOMEN'S BASKETBALL:
1984-1985
by Duke Blessing
The following is an interview .with
Gary Pento, the new head coach of the
DVC women's basketball team.
Q Do you consider yourself as being in
an enviable position as the new head
coach of the DVC women's basketball
team? Since the program has not
been too successful in the past few
years, do you look at this situation ^s
a personal challenge, a spring board
to future endeavors, or is this more
like a take-it-as-it-comes and sec-
what-happens-next-year approach?
A I take it as a personal challenge in that
I am trying to take the girls to a cham-
pionship and turn the program around.
1 have always wanted to be a head
coach and Al Wilson gave me the
break 1 needed. What I am trying to
do is to stay with these girls for four
years and then try to move on from
there. It is a challenge with the intent
on building a winning program and to
better myself in hopes of someday
becoming a major college basketball
coach.
Q What is the difference between coach-
ing women and men? Have your phi-
losophies, both offensively and defen-
sively changed due to the obvious
physical capabilities?
A On defense, I try to have the women
pack it in because you don't have the
height that you do with men . For ex-
ample, in a 2-3 zone, i will not have
my back girl come out, my front girl
will chase, which thus creates better
rebounding. With men, because of
physical advantages, the back man
can come out of position and chase.
There is no real change as far as my
phibsophies are concerned, basket-
ball is basketball .
Q What was the key to winning the
Galludet Tournament?
A The key to winning the tournament
was our desire to bring home a trophy.
On the court, the key was our chang-
ing up of defenses, from man-to-man
to a full-court press to the 2-3 zone. I
thought Galludet was the best team in
the tournament. They had just lost to
Wagner by two points. Our philosophy
was to go out and play hard, play with
intensity and bring the trophy back.
Q With so many freshmen on the team,
was it important to explain to the girls
that the past misfortunes of the team
were just that, in the past, or did you
sit down anyway and talk things out
about the program and where it was
and could be?
A We looked at last year as being over
and done with, but we looked at the
0-19 record as something on which
we could improve greatly upon. We
have a lot of good freshmen, some
were captain of their high school
team. Mary Jo Bush averaged 25
points a game, was captain and made
the All- Johnstown team. Aimee
Trunell was All-Catholic and aver-
aged about 17 points a game. Doris
McNeill was All-Hammonton County
and scord 958 points in her career. I
did not really know until we took the
court just what we had. We are still far
away from being real good. There are
still a lot of fundamental things that we
are doing wrong.
Q What are your team goals going into
this season?
A To take the girls to the MAC's for the
first time, make the playoffs, and have
a solid winning record . 1 want the girls
to have a good time, basketball should
not be a chore, but I want to win. 1
told some people we were going to
win the Galludet Tournament and br-
ing back a trophy — and we did. Kim
Frey and Michele Heffner have a killer
instinct in them which is extending to
everyone else because they have lost
in the past and see the opportunity to
win.
Q Finally, give me a little background
about the players on your team — the
starters, bench, etc.
A You can actually say we have seven
starters in Aimee Trunell, Michele
Heffner, and Doris McNeill at guard.
Mary Jo Bush, Darcell Estep, and
Marcey Carroll at the forward position
and Kim Frey at center. Lisa Long
comes off the bench as a defen-
sive stopper. Anita Willis and Etta
Smith can come off the bench and
play guard. At the forward spot, we
can send in JoAnna Toenniesen,
Melanie Cassidy, and Grace Kasprzak.
I am having a tough time dividing up
playing time because everybody can
play.
AGGIE WOMEN PUSH
IT TO FIVE IN A ROW
by Duke Blessing
The DVC women's basketball team
upped their record to 5-0 with an 80-71
victory over Upsala College. The game
was the opener on the Middle Atlantic
Conference schedule.
The Aggies went into halftime trailing
35-32, but came out shooting in the sec-
ond half, scoring 48 second half points to
seal the victory.
Kim Frey led all scorers with 24 points.
Darcell Estep threw in 19 points and
Marcey Carroll chipped in with 15
points.
WOMEN HOOPSTERS STILL
UNDEFEATED AFTER SIX
by Duke Blessing
Six games — six wins and no losses!
The DVC women's basketball team de-
feated Drew University, 74-58. to raise
their record to 6-0 (2-0 in the MAC).
With the win, Coach Gary Pento and
his troops have already recorded more
victories this season than in the previous
two years combined.
Marcey Carroll led the Aggies with 14
points, 10 rebounds, and five blocked
shots. Michele Heffner and Aimee
Trunell scored 12 points a piece and
Mary Jo Bush (back after an ankle injury)
collected 10 points. Darcell Estep was
the Aggies' leading rebounder, pulling
down 12 boards.
The team resumes its season next
semester with two home games: Satur-
day, January 12 vs. Allentown and
Tuesday, January 15 vs. Kings. Both
games are scheduled to start at 6 p.m.
PHILADELPHIA:
The Cit}; of Champions!
by Duke Blessing
It is in the statistics and standings.
Each year, Philadelphia has either the
highest or next to highest winning per-
centage in its combined records of sports
teams. It has been this way for almost a
decade and things look as if they are get-
ting even better for many more years to
come!
Out of the cities which field teams in
both hockey and basketball, here is a
breakdown on how this year's winter
race stands:
W L T PCT.
Philadelphia 33 8 5 805
Boston 28 14 3 .667
Washington 26 16 5 .619
Los Angeles 26 19 5 .577
Chicago 24 21 3 .533
Detroit 20 24 3 .454
New York 18 28 3 .391
New Jersey 15 27 3 .357
Oh well, another year on top! By the
way, Philadelphia's Eagles 27 - Boston's
(New England) Patriots 17.
Have a nice holiday everybody — we
Philadelphia fans surely will!
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Aggie Track Team Shines
At Lehigh Open
By Duke Blessing
The Aggies men's track team opened
the 1984-1985 indoor track season with
a solid showing at the Lehigh Open as
the team brought home a gold medal
and a new school record.
Brandon Newell (fellow C.B. East
grad) earned a gold for the Aggies as he
hit 47-3 in the triple-jump. Newell was
runner-up in the nation last year. In just
the first mgct of the season, Newell let-
tered the NCAA qualifying standard with
his jump.
Newell, the "sky and flight king," also
took third place in the long jump with a
22-6. Pennridge graduate Dave Bradley
placed sixth with a 20-1V4.
In other field events. Chris Buckley
placed fourth in the high jump at 6-6.
John Stella also placed fourth, in the
shot, with a throw of 45-8 V2. Carl Tarab-
bio got fifth place at 43-4^/4 and Steve
Liller placed ninth with a heave of
42-3V2.
Stella got an Aggie school record
(breaking his own) in the 35-pound
weight throw with a toss of 43-9V2.
In the track events, Chip Zerr finished,
ninth in the 600 with a time of 1:15.3.
Rob Benner ran a 4:37.99 mile and
Ken McDaid (another East grad) finished
ninth in the two-mile with a 9:46.52.
In the half-mile Chuck Cooper ran a
2:04.2, Al Krouse and Rob Benner ran a
2:05.3 and 2:07.6, respectively.
In the quarter, Al Benner placed fif-
teenth with a 52 8.
This was the only meet of the semester
for the Aggies and they will be off until
January 18, 1985.
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Editors-in -Chief Leslie E. Blatt
Paul D. Caruso
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
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Advertising Duke Blessing
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"See news In the making,
ivrite P.O. Box 988."
Dear Moose — Hope Santa brings i>ou a tropical
stocking full of pina coladas and And\; Have a
Merry Christmas' Op' Op! — Linda & Joanne
Dear Santa - Please bring Diane B. the
perfect someone so she can know the Joys
of lifett
Mrs. IV. — Hope your vacation is good Thanks
for all the goodies — Your girls
To the Ox - Thanks for the great warm
l>ody. You're such a teddy bear! — Cold
Hands
Dear Sharon — Have a very Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year May your holiday season be a
great cheer and as the new year rolls in there's
nothing more fun than the joining of two hearts
when they meet as one — From Brian with love
Dear Doilce — I know things were not
perfect in the past but I guarantee they will
be in the future! - Love. Leonard
Goober — You're the best! Rerr\ember Uno's,
South St.. mischievousness. dancing & singing
sessions No one can ever take those good times
away — Luv ya lots. Chuck
Dear Edson — Thanks for making my
semester the greatest. Yo man • No more
NIPCHEE CRACKERS! Merry. Merry
X MAS. - I LOVE YOU ALWAYS. Michele
Dave — You make every day so special Your
smile warms me up. I'll love you forever. We'll
have the best Christmas ever together — Love,
Terry
To a Biff Bro - You are quite festive! Speak-
ing of inactive people! It's your turn to make
a move!
To all the guys on the basketball team — Merry
Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good luck in
the new year — Sunshine
I'm wishing yet another friend Happy Holi-
days from her dearest friend. Merry Christ-
mas SUNSHINE - John Boone
Dear Santa — Please give John & Sonny (from
Animal House) a new basketball coach That's
much better than giving them their two front teeth
— Merry Christmas guys!!
Dear Santa — Please give us the strength to
• .survive another semester with Cindy's funky
roommate, and give her the idea that taking
a shower would be great! Merry Christmas!
Vol — It's time to save money and water. Start
washing your underwear and socks together with
the rest of your laundry — Paul, John. Pat, Ti$h,
Chris & others
To my one and only — Santa doesn't have to
come at all this year. I have the best present
I could ever get. you! ILY — Schlep
Dave — Thanks for being such a great friend. I'll
never forget you — Love. Parakeet
To Robin, MoJ, Tess. Sue. Kate. Sandy,
Ginny. & Judy — Merry Christmas gang.
Look out 1985 here we come. — The Miss-
ing Link
Dear Santa — Please make Hugh's name fit for
the sake of his future generation If that's impossi-
ble, wish him a Happy Holiday — Love. Richard
M. Nixon
Dear Santa — Please bring Tessie her very
own ball-point banana. And Tess, have a
good Christmas, it's our last one. let's make
the most of it and of next semester. Holy
mistletoe. Batman! - Love ya. Batman.
Gumby, Mojie. etc.
To Mike Talman — Your feelings are very real
and you can believe in them! The feelings you felt
are called love, be it best friend or something else.
Perhaps it's undecided what it is. Let's talk again
soon'
Dear Anne & Robin — May you have a great
Christmas and a "Wild" New Year. Next
semester will be our best one yet. — Love,
the GRE whiz kid (loser right!)
Dear Anthony & Jeff — Hope Santa fills your
stockings with the most perverted obfects he can
find! Have a Merry Christmas' — Linda & Joanne
Coach Les — May Christmas bring you a
computer to break into the school's grades
and make your players eligible. — W.S.
Dave — Need I tell you again you're a dear
friend? You best write me but leave the knobs
alone! - THE GOOB
Scott — I'll always care for you so don't
make me call you swine anymore. No more
practical Jokes! — Love always. Gwenneth
Carolyn — My face will never be the same you
blind fool! You're terrific! — Love, Sammy
WHCC - Dave. Doug. Gavin, John. Phil. &
Don - 'Let's Go Crazy' - Your RA
Robin — It's been a pleasure rooming with you in
the batcave Holy Zwitterions ust doesn't express
my full bat feelings. Your fellow coped crusader
— Batman
Cindy — We had our ups and downs but let's
keep only the ups! I'll miss our talks and
drinks. - Love ya, Gwennie
Merry Christmas to Lisa. Stoff. Robir), Anne. Sue.
Kate. Erika. Brooke, Esty. Sandy (Grincher), &
Donna — Tess
Dear Santa — Please bring the Reverend a
blow-up Dolly Parton doll so he can start
abusing her instead of me!!
Dear Santa — Please bring Neil a choking victim.
He's dying to straddle & thrust Any volunteers
out there^ — Love. Guess Who?
Dear Santa — Thank you for the best early
Christmas gift ever. My deer hunter! I could
not have made it without his love and sup-
port. I LOVE YOU. Deer Hunter! - Dawn
The (N J.) Italian — Hope there s a wee bit of
snow this Christmas, if not. it won't be ruined I
love you and want to be with you as much as I
can - The (N J ) Irish (former NY )
MJT — Let's bring in the New Year together
this time. My house or yours? Either way it
will be great Just to share it with you. — KTD
Little Silver, Merry Christmas' Happy hunting!
Sav "hi" to Mom for me Visit as soon as possible
I'll miss you very much' — Morristown
Cindy. Scott. Lee. Terri. Dave, etc. - Have
a great vacation. See you next year! - Karen
Dear Santa — Please show Pat how life is sup
posed to be lived He s doing it all wrong'
Daughter - Sorry you're leaving us next
semester. It's been fun. Don't forget to visit.
Merry Christmas and be good! — Mom
To the old Berk 1 1 9 gang — Even if we haven't all
stayed together we still have the memories! I'll
miss you all! ~ Gwen
John - You're a great and wild dancer! -
Signed. An anonymous admirer (and another
wild dancer)
Pat — Get rid of her, she s tacky!
Lee — You're never around to answer the
phone anymore! Let's go to Rocky Honor
one night! Good luck. — Gwennie the Pooh
Karen — The telephone is ringing, is that my
mother on the phone Not 72 but 84! We are
scum! — Daughter of yours
To Vem. Moivt. Jim. Stainless Steele.
Deke. Blaine. Paul. Alaquippa. Messy. Luv,
Park. Big "G." Heissy. Brian, Smooth, E,
Noodle, Ba-Ba. Dink, Killer. Psycho -
Merry Christmas!
Dear Sue & Kate — Have a great holiday Hey
Sue, did you finish your typing yet? Knock your-
selves out. — Love yas, Moj
Nancy - She came from Planet Clair with a
Rebel Yell on Sunday Bloody Sunday. So
lonely. I think I'm turning Japanese. —
Gwen
To Joe Risi — Don't worry Ris. you'll get over her.
Yellow jeeps are easy to find Merry Christmas
(no hard feelings) if so, forget it! — Santa and his
elfs
Dear Santa - All I want for Christmas is . . .
well . . . you should know, any extras are
deeply appreciated.
To Big Joey R - You're the biggest craziest guy
we know, go get'um big guy — Your secret fans
of Work 2nd
Michele — Have a great holiday and remem-
ber. 1985 is our year! When the bear is gone
we will party forever. — Friends forever.
Steph
Marcey — Have a good holiday! Second semester
will be great I promise! — Your second room-
mate. Steph
Coach Al - Living in the city Just ain't
where it's at! Merry Christmas and a happy
recruiting year! — T-Bell
Mary Jo — Don't eat too much over Christmas or
you'll really regret it! I want a baby boy! — The
Stork
To Ubby — Remember you're not strong
enough to handle him up high. Good luck
on your bet. you'll need it. — Marge
To Bruce Sweda — Brunetts *J and Blondes "2.
Heather Thomas isn't that great. — Pete Mills
Lester — Merry Christmas to a guy who
yearly takes a licking but keeps on ticking!
— Timex
Marcey — Have a good X- mas What a fun room-
mate - oh boy' Don't eat too many POP TARTS!
— Love. Michele
Mag IC & Stick — I want a real room.
Monique — Who was better: J B . J A.. DT ,
R C . BB . or D H All in one semester. — Santa
S.F. — Keep your fins up and head upstream
- J.C. J.W.
To Chris Frazer — Wish / could be part of your
harem! The guys of Work 2nd — You know who!
Who's Who — Merry Christmas to all fellow
Who's Who nominees. We are the greatest!
— I'm me
To John A — You're the nicest and greatest guy
in the world, don't ever change You're the best
Merry Christmas — The girls of DVC
L.E.B. — When I am right and you are wrong
1 begin to learn how you think. Because I
know what it is to be wrong. Understand. I
am never more wrong than when I am right.
- E.D.W.
Wendy. Rose. Sue. Polly. Lisa, Leslie. Jeanie,
June. Anita. Cherrie, T J , Cheryl. & Vicky —
Merry Christmas! May you get what you deserve!
- Mr W
Ek. eeek, ekk. ekk. ekkk. eek - Helen,
have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Year. Keep the cat. I've got Sue. — Eek
Stephanie — God. what a semester' Are we still-
living? I have to buy a new BEAR TRAP' BOTANY
FOREVER' — Love and Merry X-mas. Michele
Les Lombardi — May the Christmas season
bring you enough 2.0 G.P.A.'s to finish out
the string. Merry Christmas! - Swordfish
Take a look at the punks on the run from all the
Ministers, collecting for the criminals Watch out
for those vans Gwen — Nancy
Gwennette — Australia is the most impor-
tant thing next to not terrifying the sponge
pudding. Let's see Amadeus for the 3rd
time. We are the light.
West Hills — Merry Christmas to the biggest
bunch of losers this side of the Mississippi! —
Duck -Walk
Goober — You can't leave! Who am I going
to talk to? Please stay. — Cin
Paging one six Beam us up Scotty I hope you
have a Wanamaker's Christmas at twenty percent
off But without the fireworks — N.
Fluffy — Your phone privileges have been
revoked, sorry. Let's hear it for baked taters.
I'll see you Christmas Day in South Jersey.
Hi Viking. - Ginger
To Whit. Pat. Bobbit. Cliff. & Laura - Thanks for
this semester Let's make the next one even bet-
ter Merry Christmas & Happy New Year —
Love, Lance
I — I'm gonna get you yet. Have a Merry
Christmas. — Love, (you know who!)
Budroe — My nose is red, your eyes are blue, it's
Christmas time, and this bear's for you' 1-4-3(7)
Happy Holidays - Love, Guido
Merry Christmas Guido. Smile 1-4-3. Can't
wait to see you in Syracuse. — Bilt
L S .CD . NC KD ,& GT - Merry Christ
mas and have a Great New Year Gwen - the onl^^
redhead, Nancy Casper the Ghost — Love,
Scott
KD. MJ. CD. TS - May this holiday be most
fulfilling to you all. May your spirits be high.
- LS
Gwen - WILDHORT, It's a baby boy! Are you
going to cry like a baby if you don't get any gifts^
- LEE
Scott — Have a nice holiday and tell sister
Sippy to have one too. You only have eight
more years till you're thirty. — Lee
Bon — Shopping, cutting, weekends Have a
good one Always remember we caught the very
end It's been great — One of the naughty three
Enry Igglns - Show & tell, v-ball. it's been
fun. Have a good one. C hi pal C - Miss
Doolittle
Dave — No more coughing, quarter's, southern
comfort & ice tea Have a good one - Chris
Grace — Sleepovers, froggy, Fred & Albert,
lasagna. woo-hoo, Halloween. Homecom-
ing, more to come. Have a good one. —
Your neighbor
Jen - No snorer's allowed. I will never . again!
History, pro's & con's, remember we caught the
very end! - Chris
S.L. - To my one and only, keep having fun
with the pig-wiggies, etc. •- Love you
always. S.
To the Mouse Busters, those two girls downstairs
that run that nightly service, and my roomie.
Cheery Morning. Evening, and Night Merry
Christmas, thanx for everything — JG
Brenda B. — To the cutest, most adorable,
sweetest girl that I have never met. I'll get
ya. Merry Christmas! - Knute Rockne
Beans & Terry — You've been such good friends
Santa will give you everything you want Merry
Christmas — Drew
Goob — Mel left a message, something
about seeing you next August in Sydney.
Can you make it? - Signed, a cobber
Carole, Kim, Doreen — Merry Xmas and Happy
New Year This time you can borrow plant science
tests — Love. Lance
Merry X-mas everyone from the corna.
wheatsa, oatsa kid. — Bilt
GWEN — Good luck in the future, you're one in a
billion. — Love, Scott
Nancy — The weather outside looks pretty
newsable. Enjoy your holiday and don't
worry about Bacillary disentary. - LEE
Gwenette - Well look at them! What^^ NO!!
mm. hmh? What is that?'^ Ham bones — Stella
Karen & Sue — Hope you both have a Merry
Christmas. Kare - no more production! Yah!
Don't ride too much! — Love. Cher
June — Thanks for a great semester Hope you
have a Merry Mistletoe time with Fred! Have a
Merry Christmas — Love, your roomie
SN. PE. SJ. RK. MH. CL. JM. JG. & WV or
anyone else! — Did you survive? 1 don't
know if 1 did! Happy New Year. - EDW.
Stoffa & Lisa — This may be our last Christmas
together at DVC but I doubt it will be the last one
altogether Have a fantastic holiday — Love yas.
Moj
Hey Sexy — It's one year "plus" now. and
each day I love you more! You're very special
to me and that will never change. — KTD
Chrissie C — You're a great lab partner This
year is so much easier with you Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year — Love. Andrew
John - Have a FESTIVE holiday. I'm glad
we became friends. Pat — Enjoy your holi-
day. Pay your bills. — LEE
Dear Don — Thanks for the 9 months They've
been the best of my life! Here's to many, many
more — Love always. Amy
Coach(es) — Merry Christmas. Have a good
one. Thanks for the memories. — From
someone who shouldn't be writing.
Jen and Alex — You guys are bad, but I love it.
Remember, Santa only brings gifts to good girls.
So be good, at being bad' - Love. Annette
Bob C. — Thanks for putting up with me
this semester. You're really a nice guy
underneath after all (sometimes) only kid-
ding! — Merry Xmas. Spammy
To Polly. Bilt. Bodes, Steck. Berg. Don. Skip.
K.C . Troll, Bo, John. Clancy. Taz. Dave, and all
my friends - Merry Xmas and Happy New Year
— Lance
Bruce Sweda — Thanks for making my life
so special by making me a part of yours.
Merry X-mas. l.L.Y.A. — Pam
Meet. Karen, Jeannie & Les — Hey guys, hope
you have the merriest holiday. Guess what's com-
ing up next semester^ Diets too! Can't wait! —
Love. Cher
Betsy — Thanks for being a friend! Merry
Xmas & Happy New Year. — Pam
W H C C - Merry Christmas to the drabbiest
and sloppiest guys in the world I love you just the
same' SLICKSTER
From one Pinball to another. Merry Christ-
mas honey. — Signed. XX
Twmk — Have a Merry Christmas' S J
LOOK GINGER! Merry Christmas and Blah-
Blah-Blah! L.J.
Nate - Thanks for the notes on my door I'm
looking forward to the "date" too' Merry Xmas! —
Alex
Merry Christmas to Mikey J., Kim Alter.
Karen Doyle. Ken V.M., Dave Handler. Terry
Sanderson. Bobert. Glen. Scott, Ed. and
everyone else. — Nancy K.
To John Biley — DVC's newest social butterfly
(why don't you shutup in class for once) Merry
Christmas - Your teachers & fellow students
Corn God - May your Christmas be filled
with a new paint job! — The Terminator
To Annette Z — You're all talk, no action (When
are we going out on our date?) ~ (Johns)2
Jeff — It's been a great semester except for
the 4 o'clock talks. Keep whaln'. Merry
Christmas brother. — Bob
To Theresa. Robin, Grace. & Lmda — Don't flat
ter yourself, you're not that great Merry Christ
mas No hold it, let me write it - Admirers
Greg - Have a Merry Christmas! Even
though we can't be together. I'll be thinking
of you and my heari will be with you. —
Forever, Cindy
Tommy (Brooke. Dr. J., Harry. Marc Ivaroni,
Look-ALike. Vulcan) Z. You look marvelous.
simply marvelous — Harry Twiddle
Barb — Merry Christmas Peeper. I hope you
and Gary have a good one. — Cindy
Tana. Eva. Kelly. Kelly - You are all RUDE, but I
guess that's why you fit in so well with the rest of
us RUDE wenches! Merry Christmas! — Love. WF
Lee-Roy — The phone is still ringing. It
takes a lot of guts to be a Chem. major and
even more to admit it.
Bonnie — Thanks for listening. Merry Xmas and
Happy New Year. — Pam
Dear Rug - You're the greatest! What did
you do to deserve me? — Love, Cud
T.J , Chris, Terri — How ya do how ya do?
How ya do ■ how ya do? — Quite sincerely,
Fieldsy
Box 616 - To the girl who thinks that
farmers do it better, it's a shame that your
life is so sheltered. — Notre Dame bound
Dearest Julio — Cow the hell are ya? Overlook
Hospital. January 2, BE THERE' - Cud
Nancy. STELLA! Australia here we come!
Watch out Mel! Is the baby boy the sponge
tenorizer? 68 guns is our battle cry! AND
THE LAW WON. Can you read it now? Any-
one for New York? Do people say "Well look
at them!" when we dance? I wanna cry like a
baby! Catch ya on the wild side kid! — The
Goob
Nick. I can't believe I spent 25- on you. Con
gratulations you made it out of here Have a very
Merry Christmas You'd better come back and
visit I'll miss you - Love ya. Robin C
Robin and Claudia. Merry Christmas and be
careful — we know what dangerous people
you are. — The T.V. Women
Hey Darren H . his roommate Doug. Buddy S. ,
Becky S.. Theresa, Robin. Sean. Rob. Stan.
Tana, and the rest. Congratulations you finished
Feeds — Another Survivor
Unclaimed freight lives on. (even during the
swelling of creeks and valleys).
Deak. Have o great Christmas. Yeah! Yeah! I
know. I knm-^ you know what's happening. —
Take Care, Nina
Hi Micheal J., Look I finally learned how to
spell your name! Have a nice birthday if you
want. - Ghosty
To all nn C-joke 2 buddies. Julie. PJ. Donna.
Lori. Sue Susan. Good luck, have fun. Merry
Christma'- jnd good bye. - Love you all. Ma chew
To all talk no action. Promises, promises,
so when are you going to go through with it?
— Love, You know who
Trte. Teebi). Linda, Grace. John. Dave. Rob.
and Dan, Have a great Christmas and a fun New
Year — Love ya all, Robin
SR and KS, Why do you have a Christmas.
Robbie, and a s"murph" in your room. What
a happy family. Merry Christmas. — Dino
Leslie and Jeannie. Hope you both have a very
Merry Christmas and a Floppy New Year (I'd bet-
ter get a phone call with good news!) — Karen
Nina. Merry Christmas to a gorgeous hunk
of a giri! Here's to 1985! - Keith Sean
To Mousebuster *] Please be sure not to fall up
(or down) stairs over the vacation Take an eleva-
tor! Who ya gonna call?! — Mousebuster "2
To Chip Zerr. Chris F. is too old for you.
Stick to the high school girls. That's your
style. — Debbie, your high school sweetie
To my bunky. You haven't changed me yet!! Nice
mustache, hope it grows after break' - BS
To MH, Thanks for making this semester
great? Hope it's better next semester! -
Love, BS
Merry Christmas to Ms Wench in 105 and my
roomie "sword face" who hangs up on my friends
— Love. Lisa Martini-face
Kim Walton, Monkey see. Monkey do,
makes a porter out of you. Merry Christmas!
— Bee- Bop
Best Wishes (or a happy and safe holiday to all
Equestrian team members We'll beat Rutgers yet!
— Sincerely. Lisa Martini
To JR. JA, JR. JM, EP. TZ. NR, BS. Don't
worry about what the a__ said
about Work 2nd. You guys are the greatest,
(bar none). Don't ever change. — Cooke,
Berk, Barness. Miller
Teebo. Thanks for alt of the good times You've
changed my life for the better I owe you Mr FCT
I hope you'll enjoy FLORIDA! My promises will
come true — Love always, Robin
To: Lester. Lester, Beffy and Jo. Good luck,
happy holidays, and goodbye. I'll be back to
visit. — Love always. Ma-chew
June and Cherie. Hope your holidays are filled
with joy and not mice. Merry Chr^tmas Who ya
gonna call':' Mousehusters' — Love. Karen
Merry Christmas and thanks to Bob for be-
ing a terrific person and a very special friend
that's always there for me. — Love ya. Lisa
To the South Dakota gal. Merry Chrisfmos' Hap
py New Year May you receive all your heart's
desire — Mr Wonderful
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Vol. XVIV. No. 15
Monday. January 28. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
HIGHLIGHTS
Get psyched
for Hooters!
WELCOME BACK!
According to the New Policy . . .
by Kathy McNamara
For sometime now, students and fac-
ulty alike have know that a positive atti-
tude about campus life has been lacking
It became very apparent this past fall that
questions were surfacing from various
faculty members regarding academics
and how they were being affected by
dormitory life. Also, there was a general
concern among faculty, administration,
and students about the destruction oc-
curring on campus and the inconsiderate
attitude of some students towards others.
In order to help alleviate these prob-
lems. p>ermission was given by President
Joshua Feldstein to have an ad hoc com-
mittee composed of both faculty and
students to study the existing social
atmosphere.
This committee was responsible for
making recommendations that could
possibly improve many of the problems
around campus. During the course of
research, the present student handbook
was studied to determine whether the
existing policies were satisfactory and. if
not. how they could be positively modi-
fied. Faculty and student committees
met separately, then jointly and present-
ed a list of recommendations to Presi-
dent Feldstein. These recommendations
addressed, in particular, the fact that stu-
dents of the College need to get to know
one another. This will, hopefully, create
an atmosphere of mutual respect.
The recommendations begin with
statements on students' rights and res-
ponsibilities. A major point is that res-
ponsibility for one's actions is placed
squarely on the individual.
A quiet-hour policy was developed to
enhance and improve dormitory condi-
tions to make the dorms conducive for
studying.
Caesar's Pub was permanently estab-
lished as a place where students can go
to relax and enjoy each other's com-
pany. Because of the small size of this
campus and the close interaction be-
tween teachers and students, Caesar's
Pub was also established to enhance
faculty and student relationships.
The College's policy on registered par-
ties was changed to encourage organiza-
tions to sponsor such events and to en-
courage resident students to remain on
campus during weekends.
In summary, the aim of the new social
policies is to create a serious atmosphere
during the week to encourage academic
excellence and a relaxed atmosphere to
encourage weekend activities.
Individual dorms were given the op-
portunity to establish reasonable social
policies and an individual's room is
recognized as his/her "home away from
home" as long as others' rights were
respected.
A social board, comprised equally of
students and faculty, was established to
help implement the new policies and
serve as the court for specified disciplin-
ary action should there be violations.
With everyone doing his or her fair
share, there is no doubt that DVC will
develop the happy campus atmosphere
that it should have.
Media Center Opens
by E.D. Wengryn
Eisner Hall, that little white building
behind the cafeteria, now is the home of
the DVC Media Center. Big deal, right?
You bet! For seniors who want slides for
seminars this is the place to get them
done. But it's not only for pictures; all
movie and slide equipment is to be lent
from there. The Kroy label maker and
Drymount laminator are also there. But
most important for those taking history,
this is the place to see those Vietnam
movies (when they get there) on the
VCR.
Currently no night hours are set. as
Mrs. Davidson is the only real staff mem-
ber, and she needs help if she is to serve
everyone. For now the hours are 8a.m.
to 4 p.m. daily and 12 noon to 5 p.m
on Sundays. When more student aides
are hired, the hours will expand; till then,
stop by and say hello and see what the
Media Center has for you.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
We would like to thank all those who
helped out with our first registered Video
Dance We couldn't have done it without
you. It was a total success! A special
thanks to Mr Decker for all his coopera-
tion and to Carol Weibley for all her help
and suggestions.
Things are off to a good start and in
order to make the "new policy " work it's
going to take all of us.
Thanks again everyone!!
Sue Richart
Student Government President
Greg Stapleton
Caesar's Pub Manager
REGISTERED
VIDEO DANCE?
by Rosemary Kluth
The New Year's Video Dance. Friday
the 18th. was terrific. We have to hand it
to Student Government for sponsoring
the first registered in the APR (it's about
time) . The atmosphere was great — with
tables and lights. The video's were the
best and the music was danceable.
I'm sure that I'm not the only one
looking forward to the next one. No one
should have missed it. Thanks again and
good going Student Government.
Floral Society
by Rosemary Kluth
The Floral Society is back in action
and better than ever! Meetings will be
tentatively held on every other Tuesday
night at 7 p.m. in Greenhouse IV. Our
next meeting will be Tuesday. Feb. 5th.
We will be planning for A-Day. our next
party, and more
Get Your HOOTERS
Tickets Now!
Hooters tickets are on sale at Mr
Tasker's office in the Student Center.
The price of the tickets are $4 for stu-
dents and $6 for non -students. Stu-
dents must show ID at the door Get
your tickets now for the February 8th
concert. The doors will open at 7
p.m and the concert will start at 8
p.m.
A reminder to students that Caesar's
is showing movies. Keep an eye out
for signs of which movies will be
played There's a food special every
night
Caesar's Pub
by ED. Wengryn
Del Val '85, enter the twilight zone.
Never before have student initiated ideas
taken off so fast. The demand for a place
to go on campus is quickly being met.
Last year we all enjoyed a new ele-
ment on campus, the non-alcoholic night
spot called Caesar's Pub. Many were
astonished to see the change in the emp-
ty void called the Snack Bar. The lights
were cut, the walls decorated (along with
the rest of the room), and the people
poured in. Many said that once the initial
novelty wore off that the people would
stop coming. Not so, the fire that started
on those nights still burns, and now hot-
ter than ever.
A few dedicated students spent some-
time over winter break working with
Coach Wilson and others on bringing
some permanent features to DVC's
Snack Bar. The biggest is the name
Caesar's Pub. The Snack Bar will under-
go some permanent face lifting changes
that will bring warmth and comfort to the
barren space in the Student Center.
These changes include a juke box. not
to mention the wide screen TV to be
placed in the far (till now useless) corner
of Caesar's. This TV will be used to show
video movies on special nights and it will
also receive a cable hookup.
Other upcoming changes include the
building of barn siding planters to be
placed between the pillars, and the con-
tinuation of the barn siding to cover the
bare wall on the left. This area will even-
tually be finished off with booths. The
Caesar's staff will run specialty nights
such as the recent milkshake and brownie
night. These nights will run from 10 p.m.
to 12:30 a.m. and will happen fairly
often with sjsecial movies or sporting
events.
But with all of these changes, the crea-
tors of the new Caesar's did not forget
what made it famous. They will still have
dances and special celebrations like a
Valentine's Day Caesar's, a Spring has
Sprung Caesar's, and hopefully a Ha-
waiian Night at Caesar's. It is the hope of
the new Caesar's creators that the pub
will become the place to be when you
can no longer stand the new quiet hour
rules in your dorm. So when the rules
get you down, don't strangle your room-
mate, head to Caesar's where something
is always happening.
Thank You!
from Sarah W. Fell
American Red Cross
The gift of blood is the gift of life it-
self, the ultimate sharing of oneself with
another human being.
On behalf of the recipients of this uni-
que gift, we wish to express our appreci-
ation to those donors who participated in
the November 28th bloodmobile held at
DVC. Because of them, we are abl^ to
provide the area hospitals with much
needed blood.
A special thanks to Mrs Cornell for
her interest and support of the Blood
Service Program. We hope for your con-
tinual cooperation.
Ann Marie Neri. Anthony Picozzi. and
Lance Forstar all received one gallon
pins Robert Tasker received a two
gallon pin. DVC had 184 donors. 19
deferred and gave 165 pints of bicxxl.
The next bloodmobile will be held on
April 3. 1985.
ETHIOPIAN RELIEF FUND
Delaware Valley College through the
Inter-club Council, the Newman Club,
and the Christian Fellowship group be-
gan a fund drive before Christmas. This
will continue at least through January.
Any cash or checks may be given to Terry
Somerville at the Public Relations Office
in Lasker Hall. Checks should be made
out to: Interaction: Ethiopian Fund.
Interaction is a broadly based associa-
tion of 121 American private and volun-
tary organizations joined together for the
common good of mankind. It includes
such organizations as: Catholic Relief
Services, CARE. Lutheran World Relief,
U.S. Committee for UNfCEF, Africare.
Church World Service, Mennonite Cen-
tral Committee. American Jewish Joint
Distribution Committee, Grassroots In-
ternational. American Friends Service
Committee, and Save the Children
Federation .
Response so far at DVC has been
poor. It would be wonderful if everyone
on this campus wi>uld make a donation
sometime during the next month or two.
Your donation, no matter how small,
may help save a life.
Sincerely.
Mr. Benner
OH. Department
A Fairy Tale Come True
Once upon a time, where the Aggies
roamed free, there was a small but quaint
college. The Aggies returning from a
much-needed vacation were busily un-
packing their new Christmas clothes.
With determination and courage, one
by one. the Aggies made their way to the
All-Purpose Room in search of their
schedule. Some were fortunate to pass
through quickly, while other became a
permanent wall hanging never to return
to the land of the living.
Once the shock of their new schedules
passed, the Aggies were greeted with
some new laws. They learned that the
snack bar is now Caesar's Pub all week
long. Caesar's will have movies running
during the week and a juke box to listen
to while eating the Caesar's specials The
Aggies learned that Caesar's will be a
great place to hang out during quiet
hours if they feel a need to blow off
steam .
For most of the Aggies, a glimmer of
hope of a new semester, now filled many
smiles, for the semester held for them
■nany new social activities and registered
par*'es. So. in the land where the Aggies
roamed free, there was never a boring
moment at the small but quaint college.
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Impressivel
by Tim Ireland
On Friday, Jan. 18th, DVC's Men's
Track Team journeyed to the University
of Delaware to compete against Dela-
ware, Drexel. and LaSalle. Although the
Aggies placed fourth overall, they did
score 28 points and racked up four first
place finishes in individual events. Bran-
don Newell, a man we've heard a lot
about in the past, tallied two of the four
firsts. Brandon placed first in the long
jump (21 ' 10^/4 ") and in the triple jump
(48 '8", his personal best indoors). Also
placing first was weight man Jim Bauzon
in the 351b. wt. throw (44' 3". new
school record) and sprinter Al Benner
who ran 51.00 seconds in the open 400
m. for another school indoor record.
When reading about Benner, be sure
to check the first name because a new
Aggie is Rob Benner. Al's younger
brother who ran 2:02 in the 800 m. on
Friday. Rob will also be competing in the
3000 m. steeplechase in the spring.
Other freshmen joining the Aggies are
Sean diver (100 m. 200 m, 4 x 100
m.). Wan-en Kruse (10.000 m). Steve
Liller (shotput). Steve Meyer (1.500.
5.000), Dave Bradley (LJ. TJ. 4 x 400
m. 400 IH). Mike Kilker. and Carl Trab-
bio (shotput).
Steve Caffey joined Brandon in the tri-
ple jump placing third (42 ' 2V2"). In the
shotput. Jim Bauzon took third (45' 8")
followed by Steve Liller. fifth (43 ' 3V4 ") .
Edson Barret placed fourth in the 55 m.
dash (6.46 sec.) and Al Krouse placed
second in the 1.500 m. (4:03.7).
The Aggies were impressive. They
scored 28 points against big name
schools in their first meet after a layoff of
nearly six weeks. Also, they did so with-
out the efforts of Chip Zerr. John Stella,
and Chris Buckley, who were unable to
compete for various reasons.
The Aggies are looking forward to a
great year. So. keep your eyes peeled
because this is just the beginning!
Anyone interested in joining the Ag-
gies track team, men or women's, the
spring season officially starts on Feb. 1st.
Practice is at 4:15 daily at James Work
Memorial Stadium. Anyone interested in
joining must attend practice everyday
from that point on. Good luck Aggies!
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AGRICULTURE - FOIESTRY
NUTRITION - EDUCATION
Seniors contact the
Placefnent Office now
for Applications and
Interview Appointments
Applications will be
accepted by recruiters
on Campus January 28-29
during Interviews
OPEN TO ALL.
Films, Information and
Discussion
WITH RETURNED PEACE
CORPS VOLUNTEERS
January 28 at 4 PM at
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Men's Hoop Team
Wins Five in a Rowl
By Duke Blessing
Coach Les Lombardi's team trudged
into the Christmas break with a 3-4
record. He came back after the break
and reloaded his gun with 1 1 freshrtien.
Going into the second half of the sea-
son with literally no years experience
on the playing roster, the Aggies faced a
tough road ahead in playing much more
experienced teams.
A funny thing happened to the kiddie
corps — they won ap incredible five in a
row!
GAME 1; DVC 83. URSINUS 71
Aggies even record at 4-4. Dodd
Walker scored 27 points and pulled
down seven rebounds. John Boone and
Derrick McCarter scored 14 and 13
respectively, while Eric Ford added
seven points.
The Aggies shot 60 percent from the
floor and 75 percent from the line.
GAME 2: DVC 85. ALBRIGHT 75
For the few people who understand
this meaning, this was the Jim Bender
special. The first Aggie victory in the
school's history over Albright College.
Derrick McCarter hit a shot to tie the
game at 72-72 and send it into overtime.
in the overtime period, the Aggies
scored 10 consecutive points and won
going away 85-75.
Dodd Walker led the Aggies with 27
points and Denrick McCarter scored 16.
Aggies now 5-4 overall, 2-4 league.
GAME 3: DVC 77, ALLENTOWN 72
Three in a row for Coach Lombardi's
team! The Aggies got down by 1 1 points
in the second half but came back to throt-
tle Allentown College.
Dodd Walker led the Aggies with 18
points and nine rebounds. Eric Ford
scored 13 points and dealt nine assists.
GAME 4: DVC 69, MUHLENBERG 64
Aggies win fourth in a row! DVC over-
comes a 14-point deficit to defeat an ex-
perienced Muhlenberg squad.
Eric Ford scored 14 points and had
four steals. Derrick McCarter led the Ag-
gies in scoring with 19 points while Dodd
Walker and John Boone added 12 and
10 respectively.
GAME 5: DVC 84. CATHOLIC 78
Winning streak hits five games! Aggies
overall record at 8-4.
Marvin Emerson had his best overall
game since the season opening tourna-
ment as he scored 18 points and did a
nice defensive job on Catholic's leading
scorer. John Winkler.
Derrick McCarter also had a nice
game as he poured in 16 points.
Coaches Lombardi and Welsh and the
team should be congratulated for this ef-
fort and here's hoping for a good record
the rest of the year!
ANNE BAILEY'S AMERICAN
BRIDE FASHION SHOW & FAIR
February 3 — Student Center
Exhibits — 12-5 p.m.
Show — 12 and 3 p.m.
For tkrkct information see Mrs.
Nelson. Dean of Students Office in
the Student Center.
Aggie Women Drop
Fourth Straight
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball Team has hit
a snag, losing their fourth straight after
seven wins to open the season.
The setback was at the hands of Al-
bright College by the score of 61-54.
DVC was led by freshman Mary Jo
Bush who canned 19 points. Kim Frey
added 10 points in the losing cause.
With the loss, the Aggies record drops
to 7-4 with their league mark falling to
2-3.
Tonight, the girls play St. Elizabeth
College at 7 p.m. in the Work Gym.
Come out and support the team!
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I want to express the appreciation of
the Admissions Office to those students
from Farm 3 and the Dairy Department
for the extra effort shown at the Pa. State
Farm Show. The Farm Show is a very
important time for recruiting and touch-
ing base with alumni in the agriculture
industry as well as livestock and dairy
contests.
Our students received many compli-
ments about their good attitudes and
knowledge about DVC. Well over
750. (XX) people travel through the
week-long event, making it one of the
largest and most important agricultural
expositions in the country. I was very
proud of comments received from alum-
ni, local residents, employers, and even
college representatives from the "other
agricultural college."
I just hope that students realize and
take advantage of the opportunities pre-
sented to them at DVC. We offer a most
unique college setting and atmosphere
that, if used, can make them highly suc-
cessful individuals.
in spite of the days when the dining
hall served mystery meat and cold corn,
(again) and the dorms had only cold
water for a morning shower and all the
other inconveniences that arose, there is
plenty to make you feel proud of being a
DVC Aggie.
Special thanks to Neil Kratzer and
crew for ail their help.
Thanks again,
Jacky Mento
AGGIES DROP A PAIR
OVER WEEKEND
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie men's basketball team took
to the road last weekend and came back
empty handed.
On Friday night the Aggies were
dumped by Susquehanna 99-74. Derrick
McCarter led the way with 17 points
while Dodd "Hometown" Walker and
Marvin Emerson scored 15 and 10
respectively.
The Aggies dropped a tough one to
Juniata on Saturday by the score of
69-61.
Once again. Derrick McCarter led the
way with 22 points. Dodd Walker chip-
ped in with 13 points.
After 14 games Dodd Walker leads
the team in scoring (L5.5) and rebound-
ing (7.1). Derrick McCarter is second in
scoring at 12.7 a game.
With the two losses. DVC drops to 8-6
overall. 2-6 in the league.
The Aggies are at Spring Garden to-
night and travel to Scranton on Wednes-
day for a MAC contest.
Aggie Wrestlers Dump
Scranton, 50-8
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies made their return from its
semester break with a 50-8 victory over
Scranton University.
Winners by pin:
118: Brian Stanley at 5:30
134: Steve Canale at :26
142: Kevin Stout at 2:24
167: DrewBrophy at 3:41
190: Bob Cook at 1:58
Hwt: Steve Rodichok at 3:20
Tom Long drew and Dan Canale and
Tracy Snyder won by forfeit.
This was a very strong showing for the
Aggies after a long Christmas break.
NEW GYM POLICIES
ANNOUNCED
All students using the gymnasiums as
of January 28 must present their ID card
to the work study person on duty upon
entering the lobby of James Work Gym-
nasium. Students will be required to
show their ID card during the following
hours: Mon.-Thurs. 7-10 p.m.. Sat. 1-6
p.m., and Sun. 6-10 p.m.
SUPER BOWL
POOL RESULTS
Mark Mazza won the $20 first prize by
correctly picking the San Francisco 49'ers
over the Miami Dolphins.
The $10 second prize went to John
McLaughlin who picked the 49'ers and
Dolphins to end up in the Super Bowl.
McLaughlin picked the Dolphins but his
total score of 50 points gave him second
place.
Thanks to all the entrants in the contest.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
NEWSFLASH: THE HOOTERS are
coming to DVC on Friday, February 8th
at 8 p.m. The show should be a primo
performance. Tickets are $4 for DVC
students and $6 for the locals (or your
off-campus date!). A word about out-
siders — the tickets are pretty reason-
able, the North Penn kiddies are paying
$10 a head to see the same group this
weekend. If they like the show (which
they will) they are going to want to see.
them again and DVC is close enough for
the locals to be a majority or a sellout.
SO GET YOUR TICKETS SOON!!!
Tickets are available in Mr. Tasker's of-
fice on the second floor of the Student
Center.
This week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Like a V/;rg/n. Madonna
2. / lianf to Know VJhat Love Is.
Foreigner
3. You're the Inspiration. Chicago
4. Eas[; Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
5. Careless Whisper. Wham
6. All I Need. Jack Wagner
7. Run to You. Bryan Adams
8. The Boi^s of Summer. Don Henley
9. Loverboy;. Billy Ocean
10 Do Thev Know it's Christmas. Band
Aid
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Caiifornia Girls. David Lee Roth
2. Neutron Dance. The Pointer Sisters
This week's Country; Top Ten:
1 Fire in the Night. Alabama
2. Years After You. John Conler
3. A Place to Fall Apart. Merle
Haggard
4. Me Against the Night. Crystal Gayle
5. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Skaggs
6. Air]'t She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
7. Make My Life With You. Oak Ridge
Boys
8. One Owner Heart. T.G Sheppard
9. How Blue. Reba McEntire
10 Baby's Got her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
Music Trivia:
The vacation was too short. Here is
this week's music trivia question: What
Motown rhythm and blues duo did the
Blues Brothers base their action on?
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor T Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Linda Bailey. Bill Rein
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
IIMfflwsDiRs'Nifallllssf (5®flB(S®s
Vol. XVIV. No. 16
Monday, Fetoiaty 4, 1M5
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do noi necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
Check out
Caesar's!
The 69th Pennsylvania Farm Show
by L.E. Blatt
It was a typical farm show. Snow,
snow, and more snow. The 69th Penn-
sylvania Farm Show opened on Sat.,
Jan. 12, in the midst of precipitation.
Governor Dick Thornburg and Secretary
of Agriculture, Penrose Hallowcll of
Bucks County, were on hand for the
opening address.
Despite all of the outdoor weather ac-
tivity, many of us spent the week at the
Farm Show which ran from Sat., Jan.
12 to Fri., Jan. 18. As I worked at the
PA Rorists Association booth, which was
in the middle of everything, the most
asked question to me was "Where are
the ducks and chickens?" After the Avian
Flu outbreak last year that kept the fowl
from making an appearance at the farm
show, everyone was anxious to see all
the ducks, turkeys, and chickens this
year. These birds were well represented
with everything from Canadian geese to
turkeys, and everyone that I talked to
certainly enjoyed the return of our fine-
feathered friends.
The cattle, horses, and small animals
were another popular attraction. In fact,
while 1 was at the Harrisburg Arena, twin
calves and about six lambs were born, a
sight the children thoroughly enjoyed!
There was also a lot of farm equip-
ment, seed companies, and agricultural
journals represented. On set-up day,
Fri., ail the companies were waxing and
painting their equipment. (Of course, the
machinery never looks better than when
It's at the farm show.)
Many women go to the farm show for
the fine display of homemade clothing,
quilts, other crafts, and canned food.
There were several display rooms of hor-
ticultural and agronomic crops. In these
rooms was everything from beeswax,
honey, and fruit to wheat, barley, and
com.
The entire week was filled with many
demonstrations. There was the showing
of all the animals, sheep-shearing dem-
onstrations, sewing exhibitions, and a
square dancing contest, just to name a
few of the events.
Everyone who visits the farm show
has to have a try at the scrumptious as-
sortment of homemade foods. Breaded
mushrooms, vegetable soup, pork bar-
beques, chocolate shakes, and my
favorite — baked potatoes.
The agricultural educational institu-
tions of Pennsylvania were also well rep-
resented. Penn Stiite had an exhibit
which helped one to learn about the agri-
cultural extensio'n service in each jjarticu-
lar county. Williamsport Area Communi-
ty College was represented by an exhibit
which showed what the school is all
about. Last, but definitely not least, DVC
was represented by Jackie Mento and
the admissions exhibit where there was
an alumni sign-in and DVC balloons and
buttons
Newborns at the 69th Pennsylvania Farm Show.
Photo by Leslie Blatt
1985 Farm Show, Harrisburg, PA
Phc^o bi/ Leslie Blatt
Our dairy and beef herds were well
represented and received various awards.
The dairy herd received the following:
Ayrshlres — 5th place for 2 yr. old
cow; 3rd place for 3 yr. old cow; 1st
place for 4 yr. old cow; 3rd place Ayr-
shire Exhibitor's Herd (this was out of 9
herds) . Brown Swiss — 5th place aged
cow. Holstetn — 10th place Exhibitor's
Herd (this was out of 14 herds) .
The results of beef judging are as fol-
lows: 2nd and 3rd place Polled Hereford
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
Best wishes from Ram Pages ' and
good luck this semester. A few changes
have been made with the new year. A
new co-editor has been elected since
Paul Caruso is pursuing his career else-,
where. We have added a new column to
the paper. The Alumni Column will fea-
ture articles from past alumni about life
after DVC. If you are in contact with
alumni, ask him or her to write an article
for the paper. Another new column will
be the Personal Column, featuring per-
sonal advertisements, lost and found,
and romantic notations. If you have any
comments or suggestions, drop a letter in
Box 988.
Thank ^^ou,
Coeditorsin chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
DVC's dairy representatives at the Farm Show, (1 to r) Bob Brudis, Brian Reisher,
Greg Bozdeeh, Arlene Stein, Mr. Jerry Myers, Cindy Donough.
Photo by Leslie Blatt
IN NEXT WEEK'S PAPER
In next week's pap>er look for these
upcoming events:
V.D.
The &1tiBh are Coming
Clash t^ the Titaim
and
The Paraonal ColumnI
Heifers; 16th and 18th place Angus
Heifers. Congrats to the DVC herds!
Since 1 worked for the PA Rorists
Association who places the poinsettias
around the farm show complex, I spent
many late nights in Harrisburg watering
the plants. It seemed to be the only time
that one could walk comfortably around
the complex as the crowds during the
day reached record numbers. It was a
great week and I'm ready for the 70th
Pennsylvania Farm Show in 1986.
THE GLEANER
Make sure you have all your poems,
short stories, pictures, and drawings into
The Gleaner. As always. The Gleaner
needs your help. The deadline is March
1, 1985, and all materials must be in at
that time. So please submit something
in. You can put it in Box 1049.
The Gleaner is also in search of a
cover picture. Anyone interested, con-
tact The Gleaner.
This Week on
Campus
by Jamie Beck
MONDAY. FEBRUARY 4
MOVIE: Clash of the Titans in the APR
WBB (A) vs Kings. 7 p.m.
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 5
Wresthng (H) vs. Eiizabethtown, 7 p.m.
WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 6
WBB (H) vs FDU. 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs FDU. 8 p.m.
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7
LECTURE. "Automation and its Effect on
Human Nature" by Dr. Dennis Metrick at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center Music
Room, free.
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 8
THE HCXDTERS IN CONCERT in the
Gym, Doors open at 7 p.m. and concert
starts at 8 p m. BE THERE
"Romancing the Stone'
by Kevin Brown
Romancing the Stone is a light-hearted
romantic adventure of a "one of those
days" in the life of Joan Wilder. Joan, a
romance novelist played by Kathleen
Turner, is introduced as a frustrated
woman, bored with reality, bored with
her work, and bored with her cat, known
as Romeo. But as the daily doldrums
were about to end for our victim, sud-
denly her less fortunate sister, whose
husband had just been stabbed to death,
is kidnapped by a precocious 12-year-
old (probably also bored playing with his
friends) who delivers her over to terrible
white-collar thugs who take her to Col-
umbia, a nation in possesion of its own
reputation for relief of boredom.
Joan gets rop)ed into this because of a
treasure map mysteriously mailed to her.
The kidnappers want it. Joan heads off
to Columbia to deliver it, a noble but
frustrated cause. She arrives, takes a
bus, and ends up causing an accident
between the only two vehicles running
within a hundred miles; one of them,
their bus, was heading the wrong way
anyway. The other was a Jeep which
probably wasn't in good condition at all;
she is left helplessly at the scene caught
in a shoot out and then finally alone with
her hero, Jack T. Colton (Michael Doug-
las), who won the shoot out.
T^e heroine exemplifies many strong
qualities, all of them are sadly too
feminine: off on a rescue mission,
unarmed and weighed down. At the first
meeting with the man of her dreams, she
didn't impress him (nor he her) . She was
powered and puffed; he adamant and
aware.
Nothing about her seemed to impress
him. Seeing this helped her boredom a
bit. She had to buy his help, carry her
own unnecessary baggage, and then
Movie Review
by Jamie Beck
Over the holidays, this reviewer scan-
ned two films. The Cotton Club and
Johnn\/ Dangerously.
The first feature we saw that day was
The Cotton Club, which starred that
handsome actor Richard Gere and his
leading lady, Diane Lane. This movie
centers around New York's Cotton Club
during the early 1930's. It's about Dixie
(Gere) Drwyer, who makes his living
playing coronet in a club band. One
night he accidently saves the life of Dutch
Schultz. Afterward his life changes for-
ever. He's thrown into a life of crime and
the underworld. He is hired by the Dutch-
man to be the bodyguard of his mistress
(Lane). This movie, although a bit long,
is interesting to watch if you pay attention.
The second feature of the day was the
comedy Johnnt^ Dangerously starring
Michael Keaton, Marilu Henner, and
many, many others. This movie is a
spoof on the gangster movies set in the
1930's. Whereas. The Cotton Club
could be termed a gangster film.
The movie starts when Johnny Kelly,
alias Johnny Dangerously (Keaton).
turns to the underworld to help pay for
his mother's medical bills. He's known to
his family just as a nightclub owner, they
don't know he's a hood. Johnny's little
brother is on his way up to becoming the
D.A.; he wants to stop crime and stop
Mr. Dangerously. What will happen
when he finds out that the brother who
put him through law school is Johnny
Dangerously? Watch to find out.
I thought that both movies were good.
They are both set in the same time
period and have the same subject, but
that's where the similarity ends. The Cot-
ton Club is a fairly deep melodrama,
while Johnny Dangerously is a fun-filled
comedy. If you enjoy watching movies of
the gangster era, here's your chance to
see either or both movies. They are both
worth the time. If they are not out in your
area, you can wait to watch them on
video tape or on pay TV (like HBO,
Prism, etc.)
' ~ A Woman's Fantasy!
struggle to keep up with him because of
her high-heeled shoes. He did her no
favors, payed her no special respect, nor
did her any harm.
After this, they spend a night in the
fuselage of a downed plane filled with
kilo bags of marijuana. A beautiful
woman, a plane full of pot, and a bottle
of whiskey they found, helped romance
usurp the adventure. Here we see the
real stone; the emerald becomes a sub-
plot. The story is about a woman's fan-
tasy of a man. In reality he is not who she
expected, but during her frustrated dia-
logue of what a real man should be her
bubble is pleasantly burst.
She rattles on while he moves, ignor-
ing her lecture, when as the camera
angle widens we see approaching behind
her a snake, of which she is unaware.
When he finally kills it she is confound-
ed. She realizes a real man knows how
to survive. We realize the real stone is
Jack T. Colton.
He was a man living alone, surrounded
by a forbidding jungle which apparently
he learned to master. His sole ambition
was to sail the world, a task which Joan
empatheticaliy saw as lonely.
Finally his purpose as her guide is
over, the romance and charm seem
gone. He takes her money and is ap-
fjarently ready to leave her behind. But
as romance stories have it, it is not the
case. He surprises her, wines her, dines
her, makes love to her, he becomes her
gem.
The story could have easily been
serious if the characters had been so. But
they were light, taking each twist and
turn with ease, fun, and romance.
The next time you have one of those
days, play along, your wildest dreams
may come true!
SPEAK UP
by Mr. Benner
O.H. Department
There will be an important meeting
next Wed. at 7 p.m. in the Student Cen-
ter here at DVC. Plan to attend and par-
ticipate in this public meeting sponsored
by the P.U.C. (Pennsylvania Utilities
Commission).
The big question to be aired is whether
or not PECO should finish Limerick II
which is only 30% complete at present.
One of the big questions in this contro-
versy is whether or not the P.U.C. in
Harrisburg represents the wishes of the
majority of the people in Pennsylvania or
the wishes of utility companies such as
PECO!
TRIVIA QUESTION
We need the answer to a very impor-
tant question. If anyone knows or has an
idea, we would like to know. What is the
full name of Dr. Quincy in the TV show
"Quincy. M.E." Please reply to Box 988.
Placement Office Interviews
Weeic of February 4
Tuesday, February 5
Medford Leas Retirement Community
and Arboretum
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT ONLY
Juniors and Sophomores only
Individual interviews starting
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Wednesday, February 6
Tru Green Corp
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Thursday, February 7
Parkhurst Farm & Garden Supply
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
PLEASE SIGN UP
IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE.
Student Store - A Jail? Philadelphia Orchestra
Is this familiar — "Please take off your
coat and put it in the coat hole." For
many of us, this is a very familiar sen-
tence that can be heard at the Student
Store.
The Student Store started a new policy
of having the store's patrons take their
coats off. Apparently, the store has been
losing money through stolen goods. This
new policy is supposed to cut down on
the amount of stealing.
For me, a patron who doesn't steal, I
feel very humiliated every time I'm asked
to take my coat off. I feel equally bad for
the employee who has to ask me to take
it off. When I do go to the Student Store,
I usually stay only a few minutes; taking
my coat off is an inconvenience. Also,
there are no hangers to hang my coat
up. I have to put my coat in a hole made
for books.
As a student. 1 feel very embarrased
about the Student Store. We are not kin-
dergartens, we are college students who
should be trusted. If the Student Store is
having problems with stolen goods. I
suggest that the store undergo changes
in personnel and their policies.
I hope in the future, the Student Store
stops treating us like convicts!
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
What is A.D.? And when" is it going to
get here? There have been many letters
written about littering our campus. This is
another one! What purposes do notices
serve if no one knows what they mean!
Anyone who has entered the mail room
has seen the purpose of such notices.
They cover the tiles on the floor! There-
fore, not only were these notices mean-
ingless, they were a waste of paper and
very few of them made it to the trash
can . Not only do I hold the students res-
ponsible but the main responsibility, in
my mind, falls on the shoulders of the
people who put this meaningless notice
in our mailboxes. Trying to build sus-
pense is one thing, but at the expense of
wasting paper and littering our campus. I
hardly think it's worth it. I have not found
anyone who knows what A.D. is. Can
you shed any light on this subject?
«
Tim Ireland
VALENTINES
CARNATION SALE
•
The Floral Society will be selling
flowers for you to send to your loves and
friends (red for love, white for mystery,
and pink for a friend) .
Orders will be taken Feb. 7 and 8 at
dinner. Feb. 11 and 12 at lunch and din-
ner, and Feb. 13 at lunch. Flowers will
be delivered in the evening on Valen-
tine's Day.
Coffeehouse with Steve
by Robert Veneziale
On Tues.. Jan. 22. Steve Coffey en-
tertained hungry and tired DVC students
at the first coffeehouse of the semester.
The coffeehouse was held in the Snack
Bar, now popularly known as Caesar's
Pub. from 11 to 1.
Steve had a large audience during the
lunch hour. His music revived all of us
who had been through a day of classes
and before long we were all "feeling
groovy." As Steve played, many stu-
dents were eating lunch and/or doing
last minute homework. Steve played and
sang so well he had everyone tapping
their feet and singing along. He played
on and we continued to jam on with
him. He sang many popular songs of the
60's, 70's, and 80's, such as: "Blackbird
Singing In the Dead of Night," "I Guess
That's Why They Call it the Blues," "It's
a Wild World," and "Moonshadow." If
you missed Steve, you missed another
great coffeehouse. We hope to see you
at the next one.
Attend Philadelphia Orchestra dress
rehearsals. This is a special opportunity
that shouldn't be missed! Dates are listed
bebw.
Fri., Feb. 1 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Thurs.. Feb. 7 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Thurs., Feb. 28 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Charles Dutoit, Conducting
Thurs, March 21 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Erich Leinsdorf, Conducting
Thurs, April 25 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Fri.. May 3 10:00AM- 12:30PM
Thurs, May 9 10:30AM- 1:00PM
Contact Mrs. R(^rts
Plymouth Meeting Mall's
Landscaping Contest
Plymouth Meeting Mall will host a
Landscaping Contest from March 23rd
through April 12th. Landscapers will be
creating interior displays throughout the
mall. Any landscapers interested in join-
ing the contest, please call 825-9351.
Customers will be invited to vote for their
favorite display and are eligible to win a
$150. (X) contract from one of the land-
scapers. The landscape artists will be
competing for a "Best of Show" award of
$300. (X). based on the number of cus-
tomer votes they receive.
Learnli^ Skills Center
A Learning Skills Center will begin this
month to assist students needing extra
work In math and/or writing. We have
offices on the third floor of Lasker Hall,
where students can receive Individual in-
struction from trained peer tutors or
faculty members. Programs can be de-
signed for those needing sessions several
times a week, as well as for those whose
problems can be solved In a session or
two. Students can come to the center on
their own or may be referred by a faculty
member. Interested students should see
Dr. Heath or Mr. Trembeth for scheduling.
CLUB NEWS
Floral Society
by Rosemary Kluth
The Floral Society would like to an-
nounce that we are available to do floral
designs (arrangements, corsages, etc.)
for special occasions such as dinner
dances. Please contact Rosemary Kluth,
P.O. Box 562.
Lost & Found
3 Calculators
Hand Mirror
Prescription & Sun Glasses
Gloves & Mittens
Assorted Keys
Bracelet
Books
35 mm Film
Thermos
Scarf
Umbrella
2 Sweatshirts
Camera Case
See Mrs. Nelson
The original coffeehouse.
Photo by R(^Tt Veneaple
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
Intramural Sports
If anybody wants their intramural team
scores in the paper, put any information
in Box 988 or Box 515.
*WEEKS WITHOUT WATER"
by Duke Blessing
The following poem is dedicated to
the magnificent maintenance crew from
the versatile and illustrious one:
A week without water
oh no, that's not nice,
not a person was washing
not even the mice.
The bo\;s of West Campus
stood still quite aloof,
with nowhere to go
the\; pissed off the roof.
Their bodies began to smell
and their teeth began to rot,
the wan we had to live,
sanitar];, it was not.
One month later and the water is fixed
oh wow!, quite a feat.
but hey. it's 20° below toda^
and where the heck's the heat?!
Aggie Wrestlers Up Mark
to 6-2
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team is starting to
gear up for the MAC championships less
than two weeks away.
The Aggies improved their record to
6-2 with victories over Gettysburg (41-2)
and Widener (47-6).
DVC 41. GETTYSBURG 2
118 Brian Stanley won by forfeit
126 Cbn Canale won by forfeit
134 Steve Canale won by forfeit
142 Shaun Smith won by technical fall
at 5:20
150 Kevin Stout drew at 9-9
158 Tracy Snyder won by decision.
8-1
167 Drew Brophy won by decision,
5-3
177 Tom Long won by decision. 6-v3
190 Dan DePretis won by decision.
10-6
HWT Steve Rodichok won by decision.
5-4
DVC 47, WIDENER 6
118 Stanley lost by default
126 D. Canale won by pin at 2:46
134 S. Canale won by pin at :54
142 Smith won by technical fall at 3:50
150 Stout won by pin at 3:39
158 Snyder won by forfeit
167 Brophy won by decision. 14-3
177 Long won by decision. 14-4
190 DePretis won by decision. 7-0
HWT Rodichok won by forfeit
The Aggies close the regular season
out with two home meets. Tucs.. Feb. 5
against Elizabethtown at 7 p.m. and
Sat.. Feb. 8 against Western Maryland at
2 p.m.
Come out and see the team before the
MAC championships!
HELP WANTED
Part-time and evening jobs and
full summer employment jobs.
4:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m. and
Saturday mornings
— TELEMARKETING -
office work and/or field work
CALL MR. MURPHY - 825-9553
Aggies Felted by
Moravian, 68-66
By Duke Blessing
In what is becoming a nightly oc-
curence, the Men's Basketball team fell
behind by double digits in the second half
and rallied to tie the score.
This time though, the rally was not
quite enough as the Aggies dropped a
non-league game to Moravian College,
68-66.
DVC had a chance to tie but Tony
Blackwell's jump>er with four seconds left
bounced off the rim and Moravian hand-
ed the home team their third consecutive
loss.
Dodd Walker led the way for the Ag-
gies with 20 points and 10 rebounds.
Derrick McCarter scored 16 points and
Eric Ford chipped in with 9 points and 8
assists.
The loss drops the Aggies to 8-7 over-
all. League record stands at 2-6.
SCRANTON DROPS AGGIES
67-63
by Duke Blessing
In what has been an off year of sorts
for Scranton University (10-7 overall.
6-3 league), the Royals still managed to
hold off the Aggies pressure to defeat the
host team 67-63.
DVC opened up an early seven point
lead and took a 32-30 lead into halftime.
Scranton moved ahead to stay at
53-51 with a little over three minutes re-
maining. The more experienced Royals
then canned some key free throws to
seal the victory.
Derrick McCarter shot a red-hot 10-of-
13 from the field and 4-of-5 from the line
to lead the Aggies with 24 points.
The Aggies also got 11 points from
Dodd Walker and 10 from Mark Spotts.
DVC has now lost four straight games
to fall to 8-8 overall and 2-7 in the
league.
DVC CONTINUES
RECENT SLUMP
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies five-game winning streak
of two weeks ago has now been all but
officially erased due to their recent five-
game losing streak.
DVC fell victim to Wilkes College as
they once again trailed by ten points in
the second half, on route to a 97-87
defeat at Work Gym.
Derrick McCarter continued to pour it
in as he led all Aggies scores with 24
points. Also scoring in double figures for
the Aggies were Dodd Walker (18). Mark
Spotts (12). and John Boone (11).
The loss puts the Aggies overall mark
at 8-9 and drops their league mark to
2-8.
Women's Losing Streak
Reaches Seven
by Duke Blessing
What looked like a sure thing after the
first seven games of the season has now
become a question mark after their most
recent seven games.
Season *1 saw the Aggies win their
way to a 7-0 record. 2-0 in the league.
Season *2 has included only a seven-
game losing streak, a 0-7 record and 0-3
in the league.
The Aggies now start their third season
with a 7-7 overall record. 2-3 in the
MAC. With this 77-66 loss to FDU, the
women must win the rest of their con-
ference games to get a playoff birth
Three of their remaining league games
are against three teams that they have
lost to up to this point.
Against FDU, Aimee Trunell led the
Aggies with 19 points. Darcell Estep and
Kim Frey scored 17 and 14 respectively.
Hometown hits for two for the home team.
Photo by Stephen Persaud
Cabrinl Downs Aggie
Women, 70-51
by Duke Blessing
The women continue to roll in reverse
since the Christmas break as they drop-
ped their fifth straight game, 70-51, to
Cabrini College.
DVC took a 24-23 lead into halftime
but were outscored by 20 points in the
second half to drop the contest.
Marcey Carroll led the way for the Ag-
gies with 12 points while Lisa Long and
Mary Jo Bush scored 10 points each.
The loss drops the Aggies to 7-5 over-
ail while their league record remains at
2-2.
AGGIE WOMEN LOSE
SIXTH IN A ROW
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team was
down 11-0 to Widener after the few
minutes and went into the half trailing
34-25.
The closest the Aggies would come to
the Pioneers was five points at 45-40 as
Widener picked it up and defeated DVC,
71-55.
When you combine the poor start, re-
bounding problems, and Widener's 10-4
record, the ingredients equal the Aggies
sixth consecutive loss.
Kim Frey led the way with 22 points
while Mary Jo Bush and Darcell Estep
each scored 10 points.
The Aggies fell to 7-6 overall with this
non -league loss.
GOLDMAN 2nd WAS THE
2nd BY THE GEENGLO MAN
January 26th's Registered Party hosted
by Goldman 2nd can be called a success.
For the second major weekend of DVC's
spring semester, the weekend students
were able to blow off steam and have an
excellent time. The Caesar's Pub DJ and
his attractive assistant kept everyone
hoppin'. even the bartenders got a
chance during their 20 minute break. (It
did make the beer last longer.) Everyone
had a good time. The party broke up
around 1:(X) but by then almost every-
one was ready to go.
THE HOOTERS TO
APPEAR AT DVC
The Hooters, a Philadelphia-area rock
band with a steadily increasing national
following, will appear at DVC Friday
night, Feb. 8 for a concert sponsored by
Student Government.
The band will perform in the James
Work Gym beginning at 8 p.m. General
Admission tickets are $6, $4 with student
ID. and are available at the Dean of
Students Office located in the Student
Center. Tickets can be purchased there
weekdays between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Cash only will be accepted.
The Hooters have been extremely
popular in the Philadelphia area during
the past year, regularly selling out shows
at such notable nightspots as Ripley's
and the Chestnut Cabaret. The band has
also develop>ed a strong appeal on col-
lege campuses.
For more information about the con-
cert, contact the Dean of Students
Office.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
In case you haven't heard "The
Hooters" are coming to DVC Fri., Feb.
8th. GET YOUR TICKETS SOON! It will
be a show you won't want to miss!
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Like a Virgin, Madonna
2. All I Need, Jack Wagner
3. Ccx)l It Now, New Edition
4. Run to You, Bryan Adams
5. You're the Inspiration, Chicago
6. Loverboy, Billy Ocean
7. / Want to Know What Love Is,
Foreigner
8. Born In the U.S.A., Bruce
Springsteen
9. Sea of Love, The Honeydrippers
10. Easv Lover, Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
Pop Chart Climbers:
2. Heaven, Euroglider
2. California Girls, David Lee Roth
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1. How Blue, Rebe McEntire
2. The Best Year of m\; Life, Eddie
Rabbi*
3. Does Fixt Worth Ever Cross Your
Mind. George Strait
4. Years After You. John Conlee
5. Mc Against the Night. Crystal Gayle
6. A Pl(^e to Fail Apart. Merle
Haggard
7. Fire in the Night. Alabama
8. Something in M\; Heart, Ricky
Skaggs
9. Got No Reason Now for Goin'
Home. Gene Watson
10. Make My Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
Bits:
Philadelphia rocker Robert Hazard
masterminded a first in radio history, a
RADIOTHON. With the help of area
bands and 93.3 WMMR a Radiothon
was conducted last weekend to aid in the
relief of the starving of Ethiopia. Listen-
ers called in and pledged money for the
relief fund. In return for their pledge the
D.J.'s played the listeners request.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question. "What Motown duo did The
Blues Brothers base their act on?" is:
Sam & Dave.
This week's trivia questions is: "What
movie did Sting (from The Police) first
act in?" Answer in next week's Ram
Pages.
Coming February 11
from 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
MEDIA CENTER
OPEN HOUSE
Refreshments will be served.
Students & faculty welcome!
STAFF
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John D. Ebert
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Advertising Duke Blessing
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Edward D. Wcngryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rose Kluth
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Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
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Happif Birthday Kate!
Video Dance
RN Gym • 9 p.m.-l a.m.
Men WT (A) vs Lehigh. 8 p.m.
3
Anne Bailey's
Bridal Show
APR • 12-5 p.m.
Invitation Onl^f
10
Clean your
room day!
WT, M&W (A) Delaware Open. 4 p.m.
17
GET
REVENGE
DAY
(Get ifour best friend hackl)
24
WT (A) Delaware Invitational, 4 p.m.
4
^ MOVIE: ^
Clash of the Titans
APR • 9 p.m.
WBB (A) vs Kings, 7 p.m.
11
5
W (H) vs. Elizabethtown, 7 p.m.
12
Lincoln's Birthday
6
EXERCISE
YOUR
BOD'
DAY!
WBB (H) vs. FDU-Madison. 6 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. FDU-Madison. 8 p.m.
13
Caesar's
with Linda Black
WBB (A) vs. Upsala, 7 p.m
Senior Trip Payment
18
NO
CLASSES!
Washington's Birthday
25
Repertory Theatre off America
Under the Yum-Yum Tree
APR • 7:30 p.m.
Students FREE!
19
TiV POETRY READING: ^
Chris Burst &
Pamela Perkins Atkinson
Music Room • 7:30 p.m.
Tarot Card Reader
SC • 11 a.m. -2 p.m.
MBB (H) vs. Lycoming. 8 p.m.
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Tir MOVIE: <r
Revenge of the Nerds
9 p.m.
Dress like a nerdi
FREE POPCORN
FOLLOW MONDAY
CLASS SCHEDULE
(Here we go again!)
JUNIOR CLASS
BOWLING NIGHT
^h Wednesday
27 CAREER
CONFERENCE '85
APR •9-11 a.m.
All majors welcome
Bring \;our resume
PLEASE ATTEND!
<r SPEAKER: tV
Dennis Metrick
"Automation - It's Meaning
for the Future"
SC Music Room • 7:30 p.m.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Simpleton's B-Day
Caesar's Pub
ii MOVIE: ir
Against All Odds
APR • 7 p.m.
WBB (H) vs Drew, 7 p.m.
21
DVC AT THE
SPECTRUM
BUS TRIP
FLYERS VS. TORONTO
$1.00
28
8
• HOOTERS •
DANCE
CONCERT
RN Gym • 8 p.m.
15
PRACTICAL
JOKE
DAY
(Get your best friend!)
22
Video Dance
APR • 9 p.m.-l a.m.
(mug-abee)
2
W (A) vs. Moravian. 1 p m.
MBB (A) vs. Messiah. 8 p.m.
9
MBB (A) vs. Kings, 8 p.m.
W (H) vs. Western Maryland, 2 p.m.
WBB (A) vs Lycoming. 2 p.m.
16
MBB (H) vs. Drew. 2 p.m.
W - MAC Championships
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SOPHOMORE
DINNER DANCE
Bentley's
6:30 p.m.-l a.m.
Respectfulli; submitted for
l>our approval.
Carolyn Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
IMla!W3DlRS'%lIlll(SSf©§)llIl(Sg®
Vol. XVIV, No. 17
Monday. February 11, 198$
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
NEXT WEEK
• Pet of •
the Month
A Snowy Saturdait—- — — : — : — :
•^ "^rNow that you ve been embarrassed
and fed you continue to look for the
by ED. Wengryn
Many students complain of nothing to
do on weekends. What is worse is what
do you do on a snowy Saturday? The
weekend of February 2 and 3 presented
us with one of those damp, dreary,
snowy days. Many students wondered
what to do. Others busied themselves.
The morning was the easiest. There
was a registered party the night before,
so many students slept until 11 o'clock
brunch. It was after brunch that boredom
set in. Some people went to study in the
library (that thought lasted 10 minutes
with most); others decided to build a
snow fort (but forts of snow do fall to the
stuff that makes them mainly an all out
attack); some students even discovered
that if they got under the same blanket
with a loved one you can actually watch
channel 12 all day. With all of these
choices, it is no wonder most of DVC
could be seen braving the weather and
heading to the mall.
The mall is definitely the place to be on
a snowy Saturday. Why? Well, despite
the sales, no one is there. If people are
there, it's because they did not want to
stay at DVC either.
After going through store after store
looking for clothes. Spencer's presents a
nice change of pace. If change was not
what you had in mind, you can always
try Frederick's and find something to
wear under that dinner dance dress or
suit. When Fredericks get boring (usually
embarrassing first), you can remember
that lunch was not that great, and start a
search for food.
pants you came shopping for. (I defy
anyone to find gray corduroy pants with
a 30 inch waist and 36 inch length.) It is
at this point you realize why you can't
find the winter clothes you want. Every-
thing on display is summer wear (includ-
ing the bathing suits for spring break) . So
you decide to look for a mall exit to see if
it really is winter out.
What you do sec is it is still snowing
out. So you get everyone together and
head back. Yes. just in time for dinner at
the DVC cafeteria, yea? After carefully
selecting a tray (one with no cracks in it)
you begin to plot how to get it out of the
cafeteria so you and your friends can go
traying.
Well, you made it out and now it is
time to test it, but where? How about the
hill between the cafeteria and Elson.
Now that you know your tray works, you
decide to get on warmer clothes and look
for the good hills. The one behind Eisner
Hall (the new Media Center) is not too
bad, but for a real thrill try behind the
Hort building (just don't rip out the ivy on
the way down) .
After all your traying you head back to
a friend's room to get into dry clothes
and a warm room. So what next? How
about borrowing a blender and making
Amaretta Sours to warm up on and
watch "The Love Boat?" What's that, oh
yea, I forgot about the nachos we all ate.
So much for a snowy Saturday!
It is now that students should be advised
to return this borrowed tray after the
spring thaw.
What is the DVC Difference
in Computer Education?
(The folhwing article is by Mr. Ger\e W.
Lewis, Chairmar) of the Computer Sys-
tems Informatior) Management Depart-
ment at DVC.)
When you find a four-year school in
the 1980's that is offering its first com-
puter major, the initial reaction is typical-
ly that it's just another Computer Science
offering and "so what else is new?" How-
ever, what is different about the new
Computer Information Systems Manage-
ment (CISM) program at DVC is that it is
not just another computer science pro-
gram but is inste2)d a merging of the
study of computer <ipplications with busi-
ness administration.
To understand why this is lu-w and in-
novative in educational circles you have
to look at the history of computer educa-
tion in this country. In the "60s the em-
phasis in computers was on the hard-
ware and how do we built it smaller and
faster. Several of the engineering schools
followed this development with courses
on digital logic and design, in the '70s
the emphasis started to move to the soft-
ware arena with the goal being how to
achieve maximum utilization of this in-
creasingly sophisticated hardware by
writing complex but efficient programs, it
was the '70s that saw the very large in-
crease in the number of colleges offering
the Computer Science degree which typ-
ically followed a fairly technical tract with
emphasis on either hardware or software
design or. in some cases, both.
As we move now into the timeframe
of the '80s the new emphasis in both
computer use and education is evolving
to that of "applications." Applications is
the science of achievir^ maximum utili-
zation of the existing computer hardware
and software for the benefit of the end
user. It is the ability of using the contem-
porary computer as the powerful busi-
ness and scientific tool that it can be in a
wide range of endeavors. What is pres-
ently unique about the DVC CISM pro-
gram in this geographical area is that it
provides a balanced blend of both com-
puter applications and business courses
that can provide a graduate with an ex-
cellent set of entry credentials into the
contemporary business world .
The CISM program has been designed
using the recently developed Date Pro-
cessing Managers Association (DPMA)
model curriculum. The DPMA is one of
the largest international groups of profes-
sional computer users and they have de-
veloped this model curriculum to address
the evolving needs of the business com-
munity for individuals conversant with
both computer applications and business
system structures. At DVC we have car-
ried the DPMA model even a step further
into the future by recognizing the power
of the microcomputer and the Impact that
it is having in the business community.
The four-year course sequence of the
CISM tract will expose the student to
mainframe applications through conven-
tional language and data base manage-
ment courses with progression in the
junior and senior years to microcom-
puter-based courses emphasizing such
applications as decision making, office
automation, and communications.
The unique edge that we presently
have on this geographic segment of the
computer education market will not last
for long as other schools start to recog-
nize the short-comings of their existing
computer science programs, but until
that happens we should attempt to take
maximum advantage of this head start as
we introduce our program to potential
students.
Continuing Education
Enrollment up at DVC
Continuing Education enrollment for
the spring semester at DVC is 10 percent
higher than it was at the same time last
year.
According to Dr. Gerald Handler,
Chairman of the College's Continuing
Education Division, a total of 305 per-
sons have registered for the spring term.
Last year. 277 persons were enrolled.
"I think the increase is due to a better
awareness of the programs we have to
offer," said Handler. "We've made an ef-
f
fort to make our continuing education
programs more visible to the community,
mostly through a mass mailing as well as
through advertising. These figures show
that our efforts have been successful.
We're looking forward to growing even
bigger in the years to come."
Among the Continuing Education
programs offered by the College are an
evening program leading to the Bachelor
of Science degree in Business Adminis-
tration; the basic studies program (essen-
tially equivalent to the first two years of
course work in most baccalaureate pro-
grams) offered in the evening; sf)ecialized
course sequences in laboratory animal
management, business management,
marketing, operations management, ac-
counting, real estate, and computer;
and a complete program of non-credit
courses.
Of the 305 persons currently enrolled
in the Continuing Education program,
252 live in Bucks County,' 39 live in
Montgorfiery County, and 14 come from
either Philadelphia or New Jersey.
Student Store - Not a Jail
As a student employee of the Student
Center. I am directly familiar with the
saying, "Please take off your coat and
put it in the coat hole," which is part of
my job responsibility in the Student Store.
First of all, the so-called Student Store
policy of having customers remove their
coats is not new or established by the
Student Store, but was issued by your
own peers. Student Government repre-
sentatives last semester.
Here at DVC, I've heard many stu-
dents feel they are embarrassed and
humiliated by the policy. On the other
side of the fence it's equally as difficult to
enforce such a F>olicy. However. I per-
sonally feel at this point it is essential.
Look at the bright side; our inconve-
nience is minimal compared to Bucks
County Community College's Student
Store. At BCCC, students must enter a
lobby area and pay a quarter for a key
locker to place their personal belongings
in before entering the Student Store. To
reinforce this policy, a uniformed guard
is on duty during store hours.
The Student Center, as many already
know, is a non-profit organization.
Therefore, the money the store loses
from stolen goods comes directly out of
the students pockets. In just textbooks
last semester, many passed the cashier
tucked away under coats.
Unfortunately, because of a handful of
individuals stealing, we all have to be in-
convenienced. The good news is, com-
pared to last semester, a considerable
amount of stealing has decreased alone
In textbooks. True, college students
should be trusted, however, as long as
stealing continues the policy will have to
remain in effect.
Coming to Caesar's Monday;
Linda Black
Entertaining comes naturally to Linda
Black. The -gift of witty,, spontaneous
rapport is hers. That is the given. The
rest has been work.
Music was Linda's solace in a world of
change. Before her tenth birthday, Lin-
da's family had traveled coast to coast
and called six states "home." Her love of
music grew, and so did the intrigue with
travel. After graduation from De Paul
University, her suma cum laude Bache-
lor's degree in music translating into
superbly expressive vocal and instru-
mental ability, Linda began touring the
competitive music circuits.
Diverse musical interests inspired eclec-
tic sets, and she would mix popular, clas-
sical, original, and obscure songs with
poetry readings and anecdotes. She'd
switch from guitar to piano to uke to
dulcimer without missing a beat, the
cohesion provided by incomparable
stage presence and genuine affection for
the audience.
1985 marks Linda's fifth year of tour-
ing. Those years have yielded five suc-
cessful NACA showcases, many awards
and commendations, over 400 college
shows and twice as many club and caba-
ret appearances, a book of poetry, and
featured selections on Tunesmythe
Records, plus a few dubious milestones:
250,000 road miles covering twenty-
seven states, exhausting three vehicles
and eight road atlases.
The miles, the experiences, the shows
— all labors of love, all contributing to
the development of a dynamic performer
and an unforgettable entertainer.
This Week on
Campus
Jamie Beck
•AY. F^UMTY 11
GAES^'S: lJr>da Black
WBB m vs. UpMla, 7 p m
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Today Is Abraham Lincoln's bwhda-,
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T^^OT CARD READER jn Sydent CentJ^
ttmn 11 a.m to 2 p.m.
>^B 0^ vs. Lycoming, 8 p m -^
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H^>PV VALB^f^WE•S DAY' Giw« your
^^itf^Ht a VatOTUie and a rme, Me iw^
to C(^Hr's Pub, and Me im Ui me Ami^
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ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
A Play on Words
by Duke Blessing
I've been reading the "Music/Nightlife"
column for the past who. knows how
long and I have taken It upon myself to
liven things up.
In the version that only I can produce,
here is my version of Music/Nightlife:
This Week's Combined Pop Top
and Country Top Ten
Being something of a loverboy, I
decided to cruise Heaven and find my-
self an Easy Lover. I got into this sleezy
habit by hanging- out with The Boys of
Summer, where all we ran into were
Material Girls.
1 danced far into the night and met a
beautiful girl. I said "Ain't She Some-
thing Else." I felt soon after Something
In My Heart. She held Me Against the
Night and blew a Careless Whisper
into my ear. She said. "You're the In-
spiration " I told her that. "I Would
Die for You
We left to go back to my place but to
my surprise she acted Like a Virgin.
She said. "I Want to Know What Love
Is" and I drove her home.
Being in one of those moods. I went
back to the dance spot. I met a Foreigner
and I knew she liked to Wham. I turned
a Deep Purple when she said You
Turn Me On.
We left, looking for A Place to Fall
Apart and wound up at my place again.
She was definitely into the Method of
Modem Love and we got closer. Baby's
Got Her Blue Jeans On, but not for
long because of the Fire in the Night.
She was faster than an REO Speed-
wagon and a Joan Jett as she did a
Neutron Dance on my face.
It will be some time before 1 find out
the Robert Hazard of that memorable
night.
PERSONALS
Too Lcrte Now!
It was lunch time and I was starved. I
made my way into the cafeteria to see
what I could eat. When I got there, I
didn't know what to have. There was
chicken chow mein, swiss cheese quiche,
or pizza to choose from. I figured that
pizza would be the best choice, as only
God knows what is found in chow mein
or quiche. The pizza tasted like cardboard
with lots of glue in it. with a tomato sauce
that tasted like sun baked tomato juice. I
regret to say it was the biggest mistake of
my life Perhaps next time I'll go for
quiche.
HELP WANTED
Part-time and Evening Jobs
Openings after school
and Saturday mornings.
Positions available in:
Marketing & Office Work
now and for summer field work
CALL MIKE AT 825-9550 (Days)
Rodichok wrestles to victory!
Photo bv Stephen Persaud
Aggie Wrestlers Crush
Haverford and Kings
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team is putting it
into high gear for next week and the
MAC championships at Muhlenberg.
The Aggies toyed with Haverford in a
51-3 victory. Kings was no match either
as the Aggies posted a 53-0 whitewash .
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DVC vs. KINGS
Brian Stanley won by forfeit
Dan Canale won by forfeit
Steve Canale won by decision.
8-1
Tim Zaengle won by pin at 3:40
Shaun Smith won by technical fall
Brad Hershey won by decision.
13-3
Drew Brophy won by forfeit
Tom Long won by decision. 15-4
Dan CtePretis won by forfeit
Steve Rodichok won by forfeit
DVC vs. HAVERFORD
Stanley won by forfeit
D. Canale won by pin at 3:46
S. Canale won by pin at :35
Smith won by pin at 3: 16
Kevin Stout lost by decision. 12-5
Tracy Snyder won by decision.
6-0
Brophy won by pin at 1:11
Bob Cook won by pin at 1:01
DePretis won by pin at :56
Rodichok won by pin at :48
Aggie Women End Dry
Spell, Down St. Elizabeth
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team got back
to their winning ways by defeating St.
Elizabeth's College. 93-32.
DVC led 45- 15 at halftime and coasted
home in the second half.
Mary Jo Bush paced the Aggies with
20 points (10-14 shooting) while Anita
Willis pumped in 16 points. Kim Frey and
Joanne Toennessen each scored 1 1 and
Doris McNeil chipped in with 10 points.
The victory moves the Aggies up to 8-7
on the season.
Scranton Crushes Aggie
Women, 88-46
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies ran into a buzzsaw at
Scranton University as the number two
team in the NCAA's Division III poll
crushed the Aggies 88-46.
With the loss, the Aggies drop to 8-8
overall, but more importantly — 2-4 in
the league.
DVC was led in scoring by Mary Jo
Bush who canned 16 points. Darcell
Estep added 10 for the Aggies.
Spring Garden
Hands Aggies Sixth
Consecutive Defeat
By Duke Blessing
Spfing Garden College shot 72 per-
cent from the field as they wrecked the
Aggies for 60 second half points on the
way to a 111-89 victory.
The Aggies shot close to 60 percent
for the game, but once again offense was
not the problem.
Dodd Walker led DVC in scoring with
20 points. Derrick McCarter and John
Boone scored 15 and 12 points, respec-
tively. Bill Ross also chipped in 10 points
in the losing effort.
With the loss, the Aggies saw their
overall record drop to 8-10. The league
record still stands at 2-8.
AGGIES UPSET SCRANTON
70-69
by Duke Blessing
In what happens as often as a snow-
storm in Los Angeles, the DVC Men's
Basketball team pulled off the unusual —
a victory over Scranton. in Scranton.
One can argue that this is one of the
weakest Scranton teams in recent mem-
ory (nine losses already), but one must
also remember that this Aggie team is
one of the youngest ever in any league in
any year.
The Aggies took a 39-31 lead into
halftime as they continued their hot
shooting.
In the second half, the lead changed
hands several times and the issue was
finally settled when Marty Hoffner hit a
20-foot jump shot with one second re-
maining to give the Aggies a 70-69 vic-
tory — the first Aggie victory ever at
Scranton .
John Boone led the Aggies with 18
FKJints and 11 rebounds. Dodd Walker
and Eric Ford scored 14 and 12 points,
respectively, while Hoffner ridded 12
points also.
With the victory, the Aggies up their
overall mark to 9- 10 and league mark to
3-8.
AGGIES KNOCK OFF
MESSIAH, 70-64
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies evened their overall record
at 10-10 and upped their league record
to 4-8 as they defeated the snow and
Messiah College 70-64.
At halftime. DVC led 23- 18 but the of-
fense came back in the second half to
score 47 points for the victory.
One of the big reasons for this Aggie
victory was the continued outstanding
play of big John Boone. Boone scored
21 points, grabbed 12 rebounds, and
blocked four Messiah shots.
Dodd Walker and Derrick McCarter
each scored 16 points and Eric Ford
chipped in with eight points.
The Aggies close out the season with
two home games: Wed.. Feb. 13 vs.
Lycoming at 8 p.m. and Sat.. Feb. 16
vs. Drew at 2 p.m.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concerts:
At The Spectrum:
Tues.. Feb. 12. REO Speedwagon
with Survivor
Mon . . March 1 1 , Hall and Gates
with Big Country
At The Tower Theater:
Sun.. Feb. 17. Joan Jett and the
Blackhearts with the Ramones
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. / Want to Know What Loue Is.
Foreigner
2. Easv Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. Careless Whisper. Wham
4. You're the Inspiration. Chicago
5. Loverboy;. Billy Ocean
6. The Bo\;s of Summer. Don Henley
7. Like A Virgin. Madonna
8. / Would Die for You. Prince & the
Revolution
9. Method of Modern Loue. Hall &
Oates
10. Neutron Dance. The Pointer Sisters
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Material Girl. Madonna
2. Heaven. Eurogliders
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1 . A Place to Fail Apart. Merle
Haggard
2. Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
3. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Scaggs
4. Make My Life With You. Oak Ridge
Boys
5. One Owner Heart. T.G. Sheppard
6. Me Against the Night. Crystal Ciayle
7. Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
8. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
9. Fire in the Night. Alabama
10. She's Gonna Win Your Heart. Eddy
Raven
Bits:
You didn't see the Deep Purple con-
cert. (Sat., Feb. 23) listed in the concert
listings because the show sold out in less
than two hours.
If you have CATV, the makers of
MTV have something new for you!
Video Hits-1 (VH-1). a new music- video
channel. If you don't enjoy MTV you will
probably enjoy VH-1, it's all mellow
music (sort of the WMGK-Magic 103) of
the tube. The VJ's play music like: Lionel
Ritchie. Barbara Streisand. Julio Iglesias
— I think you get the picture, no heavy
metal, new wave, or hard rock.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question, "What movie did Sting (from
the Police) first act in?" is Quadrophenia.
This week's trivia questions is: "Who
played synthesizers on the Foreigner "A"
album?" Answer in next week's Ram
Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stcphan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the ntaking,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 18
Tuesday. February 19. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
HIGHLIGHTS
The Hooters 1&2
DearEdltor 2
Snow Policy 3
Pet of the Month 3
Sports 4
An Interview with THE HOOTERS!
Ron Hyman & Eric Brazilian of
The Hooters! Good job guys!
by Mike DeRosa
By Sonne stroke of luck. 1 was able to
interview two members of "The Hooters"
right before the show. The interview was
with Rob Hyman and Eric Brazilian. I
could see in their faces and by their ac-
tions that both of them were really psyched
for the show. Eric and Rob are two really
"down to earth" individuals. I'll let you be
the judge:
0. How did "The Hooters" start. I
mear} what brought it on?
A. (Robl A fever. Eric and I formed
the band a little over four years ago
We'd been playing in a lot of different
groups, and this is the last and most suc-
cessful one of them, but we formed the
band and then we've met the guys. Over
the years we've had a couple of person-
nel changes. Davy, the drummer, has
been with us since the beginning, the
other guys are a little newer.
Q What made i;ou decide on using o
"Hooter " for \;our trademark?
A. (Robl Well why not. no one else
was using it. [Eric] We borrowed one
and we liked it. [Rob] Yeah, a friend of
Eric's had one. [Eric] We actually liked
the way it looked better than the way it
sounded (they both laughed), actually,
that's not true, it sounds good.
Q. What is the name of [;our new
album?
A. [Rob] It is still untitled, but it's prob-
ably coming out in a month and a half.
or so. [Eric] Yeah, we just finished it up.
[Rob] On Columbia Records.
Q. What is going through your heads
right before a performance?
A. [Rob] Well, last night, for example,
right when we were going on our drum-
mer jumped tip and on his fall back to
earth he twisted his ankle and like fell
down. We have a tape that starts the
show, and the tape was rolling, and we
were ready to go out. and he's sitting
down there, holding his leg. screaming
"Oh shit!." What was going through our
heads was kind of like "Well, this is going
to be interesting!" But every night it's dif-
ferent. We put a lot of thought into the
shows, we get together before each show
and kind of have a little "huddle" and
talk about the show. [Eric] Like to make
sure the same thing is going through all
our minds before we go on stage.
Q. Who is "Antenna records?"
A. [Rob] We decided that we were go-
ing to put out a record ourselves and go
the independent route, so since we were
putting out a record , the record needed a
label, and the label needed a name, and
Antenna became the name. [Eric] Now
there actually is an Antenna records, on
which there is another album coming out
shortly by another artist.
Q. What do you do in \;our spare time?
A. [Rob] We haven't had much lately.
Anything, even when we're off we're
thinking about the music all the time and
we're doing a lot with that. We sit down
and do a jigsaw puzzle or read a book or
something. Lately we've been working
day and night to be honest. We've been
going every day. We were playing Sus-
quehanna University last night which
was way up near Harrisburg. That was a
long drive. [Eric] It's been like final's time
for the past two months. Actually, it's
been like six months. Since Sept. 20th
we started the album, we have been
playing and recording simultaneously.
Q. Other than your own music, what
is your favorite type?
A. [Eric] There is a lot out there. [Rob]
I like a lot of reggae stuff, and jazz. 1 have
a pretty good jazz collection . Every now
and then I go back and pull things out
that I haven't listened to. We hear every-
thing that's on the radio, but we try to dig
out a lot of stuff that they don't play, and
check out bands that are a little bit more
out of the ordinary. [Eric] I am looking
forward to becoming reaquainted with
my record collection soon. [Robl Yeah,
it's tough to keep up.
Q. What ideas spurred on the creation
of your most popular songs?
A [Rob] Some of them are really hard
and they take a lot of time and discus-
sion, especially about the lyrics. Some-
times we'll get an idea like a hook or a ti-
tle and we'll have to work on the lyrics.
"Fighting on the Same Side" came rather
quickly as I recall. [Eric] That one was
like a gift from above, as are many of
them. We very rarely sit down and say
"We are going to write a song about such
and such." Although, that has happened
a couple of times, but usually the words
will come, the music will come, and then
we'll say it's about this or that. But even
when we decide to write a song about a
particular subject, we'll beat our heads
against the wall and we won't come up
with anything, and then something else
will come through and it'll turn out that
that is about the thing we were going to
write about in the first place. It's very fun-
ny how it works.
Q. What is life like on the road?
A. [Rc^] There are advantages to every
phase. The grass is always greener.
When we're in the studio, we can't wait
to go and play, that's why these shows
are really great, and when we're playing
it's nice to go in the studio, when we're
on the road it's great because you're
away, nobody can call you, you don't
have to pay your bills, you don't have to
do anything. You're just out there on your
own. We have our own little organization
that just travels around, and that's fun.
But then if you're out too long you get
homesick and you want to come back.
Q. Everybody knows that you wrote
and produced "Time After Time" for
Cyndi Lauper, is it also true that you ar-
ranged "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
too?
A. [Eric] Actually we arranged most of
the stuff on the album. [Rob] Yeah, we
did just about all the instruments on it,
the arranging with her producer, then
with Cyndi, but Hazard's version was
very different, we kind of took the music
apart and we gave it a little bit of our
ideas, actually a lot of our ideas, it
became kind of a different song.
Q. What are the future plans for "The
Hooters?"
A [Rob] Onward and upward The
record will be a big test, we're going to do
rotit'd or] p<; 2
Omamentall}; Speaking:
College Hosts Pennsylvania
Nurseryman's Association
Regional Meeting
by Bill Rein
Yes, DVC hosted the Southeastern
(E-1) Chapter of the Pennsylvania Nur-
seryman's Association Annual Meeting
for the second year in a row; and yes. a
major snowstorm did occur the very
same day for the second year in a row!
But. despite terrible road conditions and
slippery sidewalks, about 150 people
(some from as far away as western New
York state) attended the day-long meet-
ing held January 17th in the Student
Center APR.
Arranged by Dr. Seik of the Ornamen-
tal Horticulture Department, the Chap-
ter's annual meeting was put together in
cooperation with our local Penn State
Agricultural Extension Service represen-
tative Scott Geiser. and Howard Loscig.
of Pointoview Nursery, who is program
chairman of El. M.W. Wood catered
the included luncheon during which the
president of the PNA. Carl Jacobs, made
pertinent announcements.
After lunch, two of our very own
faculty members — Dr. Frederick Ray
and Mr. David Benner — spoke of
"Underused Landscape Plants — Use
Them." Among the many widely avail-
able ornamentals they mentioned was.
for example, the Serbian Spruce (picea
amorika) . which has been in the trade for
years now, and though it's one of the
more beautiful evergreen trees, has still
been ignored in favor of the more famil-
iar, yet less dramatic, Spruce Tree. This
was actually a chance for those estab-
lished in the nursery related business to
learn about those "hidden treasure"
landscape plants which OH. majors
at our college have already come to
appreciate!
in other news . . . Saturday, three
weeks ago. a visitation committee met to
discuss with faculty and administration
what has been happening in the O.H.
department, and what curriculum changes
could be suggested in order for our orna-
mental horticulture graduates to com-
pete more successfully in horticulture-
related careers. A committee has been
formed to this end for about four years in
a row, and has usually met in June.
NATIONAL COLLEGE
POETRY CONTEST
National College Poetry Contest. Spring
Concours 1985 is offering $200 in cash
and book prizes and free printing of all
accepted poems in the ACP Anthology.
This will again be of special interest to all
rollegiate poets as it provides for them a
source of inspiration and encouragement
and a unique, intercollegiate outlet for
their literary ambitions. The forthcoming
ACP Anthology will be the 20th edition
since it was first published in 1975.
This poetry project is run by a non-
profit margin as a service to student
talent.
Contact your English Department for
more information.
AUTOMATION
On Thursday, February 7th, DVC stu-
dents and members of the community
had the opportunity of hearing Dr. Den-
nis Metrick speak on Automation. His
speech was entitled, "Automation — Its
Effect on Human Nature and its Mean-
ing for the Future." Dr. Metrick presides
over the fourth largest court in Pennsyl-
vania, Delaware Valley Court of Com-
mon Pleas. He also teaches at Villanova
and is a computer consultant. Because of
his vast experiences he has a well-
defined perspective on the automation
system and how it works.
Automation has existed since the be-
ginning when man discovered the use of
tools such as stones and sticks. As man's
intelligence grew, autonwjtion evolved
and found its part in agriculture and, sure
enough, into industry. Automation is liv-
ing energy replaced by living energy. As
we became more automated and com-
puters came into the scene, automation
has become thought replaced by thought.
What does all this mean? Well, three
things: an increase in efficiency, a de-
crease in labor, and job displacement.
Job displacement is a result of a de-
crease in labor. Now as we are in the
transitional stage of automation . the only
problem enountered is job displacement.
But as the system is refined, this problem
will virtually be non-existent. No matter
how you look at it, automation will not
cease, so go with the flow.
Keep your eyes open for future events
sponsored by the Pennsylvania Humani-
ties Council.
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Hooters Concert — A sold out show
cont'd from page 1
a video, we will select a single off of the
record, that should be happening soon,
we're real excited about the new album
because it's our first national release, not
just an independent local record, but this
one if going to get a national distribution
and pronnotion, so hopefully we'll be
playing in new areas and trying to spread
what has happened in Philly. 1 think Phil-
adelphia needs to get a good band out
there anyway, it's like having a team go
to the Superbowl or the World Series,
we want to represent this area and our
fans here. There hasn't been a whole lot
of groups that have come out of Philly
that have gone that far, so that's what
we're trying to do. Spread the word.
[Eric] Spread the word.
Q. Do ^ou have trouble maintaining a
private life?
A. [Eric] There is no private life. Of
course it's difficult, fortunately most peo-
ple are respectful of our privacy when
we're not working, unfortunately not
everyone is. We do occasionally have
problems maintaining our individual lives
outside of this. [Rob] Because of TV we
are recognized more and more . [Eric] It's
flattering. [Rob] When we first went to
New York we were kind of glad to get
away from it, then after a couple of
weeks nobody was recognizing us. We
started worrying. I think of it as some-
thing we thrive on to some extent.
Q. All groups go through some rough
times, do \^ou think ];ours were any dif-
ferent, and how were they?
A. [Rob] Everybody goes through it,
we reached a certain |X)int where we just
stopped playing. We had been together
about two and a half years, we were
managing ourselves, and doing a lot of
work ourselves, there was a lot of
pressure on the band and creatively a lot
of frustration, so we stopped, that was a
painful period. We didn't play for six
months, we had to reorganize our whole
thing, it got too big for us to handle. It
was tough to find somebody else that
could handle the situation. We hooked
up with Steve Mountain, at that time it
was a big decision, we had a couple of
new players, we wrote a lot of new ma-
terial. I think we pulled the band back
together in a stronger way. You go
through those periods, they still happen,
like every couple of weeks you have a lit-
tle breakdown , ^meone has a personali-
ty thing or we have a bad night where we
hammer it out. It makes yqu stronger
and it nnakes you better, you look back
and the unit is tighter. I think that is part
of the process between Eric and 1, to
create the songs and to write this con-
stant dialogue, that is what makes it hap-
pen. [Eric] It's like a kind of relationship,
any kind of working, playing, living rela-
tionship. [Rob] We spend a lot of time
together and everybody has to respect
everybody else, has to be developing at
the same rate. We try to keep things as
open as possible. I think what happens
with bands, especially, is you get little cli-
ques and little tangents. We try and have
an open dialogue. Like if something is
bugging somebody it usually comes up
pretty quick, which is nice, we talk and
we're real open about that. I think espe-
cially with the lineup now, everybody is
really tuned into each other. Every night
before every show, like I mentioned, we
have a little "huddle," we kind of go
through a lot of different ideas that are
running through our heads, whatever it
may be. It becomes a spiritual kind of
thing, it pulls you through, it really docs.
It works.
The Hooters played nearly all of their
songs (old and new) . Among those were
"Amore," "Hanging on a Heartbeat,"
"Concubine," "Fighting on the Same
Side," and "Day by Day by Day." They
finished their set with one of their most
popular songs, "Blood from a Stone." At
the beginning of the fourth encore. Rob
Hyman asked "Isn't anybody going
home?" the audience replied "NO!" Rob
then screamed "THEN NEITHER ARE
WE!" They played a few more songs and
the show was over. You could feel the
energy radiating from the band during
the whole performance.
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's music trivia
question "Who played synthesizers on
the Foreigner "4" album?" is Thomas
Dolby.
Look for another music trivia question
along with the usual music news in next
week's Ram Pages.
Flower Show Plans
Announced
DVC's exhibit at the 1985 Philadel-
phia Flower Show will feature a definite
international flavor.
The College will team with the Merrist
Wood Agricultural College of Surrey,
England to produce an exhibit entitled
"Our Garden Heritage."
This year's Philadelphia Flower Show,
sponsored by the Pennsylvania Horticul-
ture Society, will be held March 3rd-
March 8th. The overall theme of the
show is "A Touch of Britain."
Dr. John Martin. Chairman of the Or-
namental Horticulture Department, is
excited about the opportunity to work
with instructors and students from Mer-
rist Wood, a college very much like
DVC.
"This will be a fantastic learning ex-
perience for our students and myself,"
said Dr. Martin. "Hopefully, our visitors
from England will learn a few things
about our brand of horticulture here in
the United States and we in turn will
learn about their approach to horticulture."
The exhibit was designed by Kathleen
Askew, a student from Merrist Wood.
Martin and his students have been work-
ing to revise those plans, taking into ac-
count the peculiarities of the Philadelphia
Civic Center, while staying as close as
possible to the original concept. Askew,
along with three of her classmates (Rich-
ard Powell, Mark Dowle, and Andrew
King) and Geoff Ace, head of Merrist
Wood's Landscape Construction Depart-
ment, will arrive in Doylestown February
21 to assist in the actual construction of
the exhibit.
"We'll be trying to show how the
English have influenced American gar-
dening," said Dr. Martin. "We'll repro-
duce a typical old English cottage garden
as well as a more modern version all
within the same exhibit."
Because of the special nature of this
year's exhibit, DVC will not be part of the
usual Rower Show judging. Last year,
the College captured the Bulkley Medal,
sponsored by the Garden Club of Amer-
ica, for an exhibit displaying special merit
and/or education value. The theme of
last year's exhibit was "The Great Ameri-
can Mail Order Garden."
ANNOUNCEMENT
Junior's Bowling Night
There is going to be a Junior Bowling
Night on Feb. 20. 1985 from 9:30 p.m.
Transportation to and from Pit-Catcher
Lanes will be provided. There will be
soda and food and also shoes and all the
games you want to play for only $2 for
junior class members.
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
This letter is being written on behalf of
the students who are subjected to "week-
end activities." With the installation of
the new policy there has been an in-
crease in the number of registered par-
ties, and therefore, an increase In the
amount of "socializing." Don't get us
wrong, we like to party, but the atmos-
phere at these parties is. to say the least,
"uncomfortable." With the ratio of men
to women being 4:1. a girl cannot help
but feel as though she is on display when
attending a party.
Everyone enjoys a certain amount of
attention, but no one should be sub-
jected to this visual and sometimes physi-
cal harassment. Often girls find it neces-
sary to attend parties in groups to avoid
these episodes, and some choose not to
attend at all. Everyone likes to mingle
and enjoy themselves, but it is hard to
have fun when you are trying to avoid a
potentially awkward situation. Sometimes
a friendly 'dance turns into a struggle to
maintain your dignity and self-respect.
While some girls thrive on this sort of
"attention," the majority of us find it
disgusting and degrading. And further-
more, we resent the fact that these few
are dictating the new "social norm" on
this campus.
While all do not fall into this category,
those that do should restrain themselves
(get a grip), so the rest of us can enjoy
ourselves in a more comfortable environ-
ment. Also. guys, if you see this happen-
ing, don't stand by and watch, give the
lady a hand.
Disgusted Women
Everyone having a good time
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Did you watch the music awards this
year? Were you surprised by the "new"
-category? It seems to me that this society
of ours which is supposedly trying to
eliminate prejudice is headed in the
wrong direction. The ALL black col-
leges, which are still in existence, are
tolerable. The United Negro College
Fund is pushing it a bit. But, when the
categories at the American Music Awards
include such things as "Best Black Video
by an All Black Group." "Best Black
Male Vocalist," etc.. etc. I feel that they
have gone too far! This is ridiculous!
What kind of category is BLACK?! To
qualify for this category the singers need
only have Black heritage, no matter what
kind of music they or their group per-
form. Reverse discrimination is a reality!
I'm not saying that the blacks were not
poorly treated in the past but to turn the
tables is just as wrong. Two wrongs will
never make a right! We cannot try to
make up for the past at the expense of
the present and the future. The only
reason to look at the past is to learn for
the future. Why can't people just live in
the present and accept all others for who
they are, regardless of their color, sex. or
religious preferences or anything else
that makes us the wonderfully unique
people that we are?
Tim Ireland
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
We want to express our sincerest
apologies for the absence of the Valen-
tine's Day Lines from last week's news-
paper. If you purchased a Valentine's
Day line and did not receive a refund,
contact Leslie in Berk 108 or P.O. Box
1225.
It has been brought to our attention
that many trays have disappeared from
both the cafeteria and snack bar. Out of
common courtesy for those who eat in
these facilities, please return the trays to
their respective locations.
Thank you,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Media Center Open House Dear Editors
by E.D. Wengryn
On Monday, Feb. 11, Mrs. Davidson
of the Media Center hosted one of the
best open houses seen on campus. The
event, open to students, faculty, and
staff, contained foods that were out of
this worid. Mr. Meyer's cheesecake was
the biggest success of the day. Other
edibles included crackers and cheese,
homemade brownies, and cakes (choco-
late and chocolate chip), along with
pretzels, potato chips, trail mix. and
banana chips. There was also coffee,
tea, and soda (diet and regular).
The event was put together to show
off the Media Center and what they have
to offer such as the Seminar Room, the
colored transparency maker, the Kroy
letter machine, the laminater, as well as
the VCR and TV viewer. Many faculty
and staff were there so look for your
prof's to use some of the new ideas to
present their lecture material and maybe
class will be more interesting. Special
thanks goes out to everyone who helped
and to everyone who came!
Media Open House
PhcHo by Mrs, Davidson
Dear Editors,
1 want to use this forum to thank
whomever is responsible for the ongoing
construction to improve Caesar's Pub's
(formerly the Snack Bar's) atmosphere. I
think I speak for most commuters who
come in to sit, relax, talk, and maybe
even eat in Caesar's.
The seemingly new interest in upgrad-
ing the Student Center (which seemed to
lack warmth, to say the least, in its first
year of use) is greatly appreciated, but
the question which remains is: Why have
the hammering and sawing (which, of
course, is needed to complete the panel-
ing and carpentry, I know) occur during
peak lunch and relaxation hours? In"
other words, couldn't we have scheduled
the work to occur when few students are
trying to have a decent conversation, or
who are attempting to study and eat?
How about before and after lunch. Fur-
thermore, most of us would have been
happy with, say, a week or two of an-
noying pounding, shouting, and grinding
— but four weeks? What is the story
here?
1 would also like to ask the administra-
tion to be kind enough to inform us
when DVC is closed. We all know the
existence of the school closing number,
but it never seems to be used. I greeted
many a commuting student who weath-
ered all the hassles of driving on snow
and ice covered, unplowed roads —
some for twenty or more miles — only to
tell them it was a waste of their time
(Wednesday two weeks ago) .
Please don't ignore those of us who
don't live on campus.
A thankful commuter
3rd Annual Career Day
The Placement Office's 3rd Annual
Career Day will be held Tuesday,
March 5, 1985 from 9 a.m. -3 p.m.
in the Student Center. Everyone is
welcome!
Company representatives will be
discussing: full time positions with
seniors, internships (summer & fall)
1985 with sophomores and juniors,
full time summer with freshman,
sophomores, and juniors.
Future opportunities plus much more!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS
DVCs new transportation? Anne Bailey's Bridal Show took charge of the DVC
Student Center on February 3.
Photo bv Leslie E Blatt
Bits & Pieces
PUC LIMERICK 2 HEARING ~
DOYLESTOWN
Approximately 400 people jammed
the PA Public Utility Commission hear-
ing on Limerick 2 held at DVC. The Feb-
ruary 6 evening meeting was held to take
public testimony on the economics of
completing Philadelphia Electric Com-
pany's Limerick Unit 2.
Many of the speakers were Philadelphia
Electric Employees allegedly bussed in to
testify. But the audience was evenly di-
vided for and against the project .
Speaking against the project Carl F.
Fonash. Chairman of the Bucks County
Commission and State Representative
Jim Greenwood (R-143).
SOURCE: CYF News Service. Feb. 7, 1985
PENTAGON: $640 TOILET COVER
The Pentagon acknowledged yester-
day that it had paid about $640 for a plas-
tic and fiberglass cover for toilets on its
P-3 Orion submarine-hunting airplanes.
Sen. William S. Cohen (R-Mainc) said
that such a purchase "gives new mean-
ing to the word 'throne.'"
SOURCE: Philadelphia Inquirer. Feb 5. 1985
LOSING THE LAND
"Just when we need it most, our
richest farmland is being chopped up for
housing developments and lost forever.
But a few provident farmers in Lancaster
County have found a way to save their
precious land."
The first step in the Lancaster County
program is to persuade township officials
to designate districts in which there can
be no more than four homes per lOO
acres.
Pennsylvania has been losing about
100.000 acres of farmland a year since
World War II, more has been said than
done. The state has at least 30 programs
on the books — none of which has stem-
med the loss.
SOURCE: Phila. Iryquirer Mag.. Jan 27, 1985
CARBIDE PROFIT
The Union Carbide Corporation, say-
ing that it had set aside $17.6 million to
cover its response to the Dec. 3 disaster
at its Bhopal. India, pesticides plant,
reported yesterday that it earned $13
million, or 19 cents a share, in the fourth
quarter.
SOURCE: New York Times. Jan 29. 1985
CHEMICAL LEAKS
Charlestown. W. Va. — A poll of 503
West Virginians showed more than 80
percent were concerned that a chemical
leak like the one that killed 2,000 people
in India could occur here.
SOURCE: Philadelphia lr\quirer. Feb 5, 1985
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The APR is all decked out for the Bridal Show on February 3. Is that you Jim
Buck?
Photo by Leslie E Blatt
Clarification of
Quiet Hours
As stated in the New Policy regula-
tions, Quiet Hours are established from 7
p.m. Sunday, until Friday, 12 noon.
Any noise that disturbs other resident
students is prohibited.
The time period between Friday, 12
noon and Sunday, 7p.m. is not to be a
period that students should assume they
can be noisy and create disturbances that
will bother other students.
Excessive noise is always proliib-
itcd, as stated in the Student Hand-
book, page 53, under the Quiet Hours
paragraph.
All students should adhere to this
policy.
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
The DVC Band and Chorale is com-
piling a cookbook containing the favorite
recipes of our faculty, staff, students, and
friends. We would appreciate having
your favorite recipe (s) to add to this dis-
tinguished collection of culinary delights.
Please fill in the form below and return it
to Box 207 by March 1. 1985.
The cookbooks will go on sale during
A-Day weekend and will continue a run
of first edition series in the Student Store
throughout the remainder of the semester.
Recipe Name:
Student Spotlight
by T.D.
Take my hand
and walk with me
through the fields
and down the road
Don't be afraid
please talk to me
silence echoed sounds —
I can hear iiour thoughts
I will help i/ou
find the loay
to the station
to catch your ride
So take my hand
and walk with me
down the silent empty tracks
to our departure
gripping tighter to each other's hands.
ATTENTION
Anyone interested in attending the
dress rehearsal of the Philadelphia Or-
chestra on Thursday. February 28 from
10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.. please contact
Mrs. Roberts. The conductor will be
Charles Dutoit.
Under the Yum-Yum Tree
Coining to DVC
Under the Yum-Yum Tree, an exu-
berant farce about a young couple shar-
ing an apartment under a vow of chasti-
ty, will be given at the Student Center
APR on Monday, February 25 beginning
at 7:30 p.m. The uninhibited comedy,
which ran on Broadway for 22 weeks,
will feature the Alpha-Omega Players,
well-known national touring company
from Texas.
Taking potshots at the modern fashion
for finding psychological adjustment,
Under the Yum-Yum Tree farsically
shows what happens when a girl who
feels drawn to a man wants to test the
compatibility of her romance before
marriage.
Robin is the girl who mistrusts her own
ardent yearnings toward an attractive
lawyer named Dave. She wants to make
certain that what she feels is not merely
an instinctive stirring.
She tells her fiance that "the true test
of a relationship isn't fun and games at all
but stress!" Stress is exactly what this
domestic but non -conjugal arrangement
produces.
The young lawyer is deprived of so
much sleep he is in danger of losing
clients and the promise of his whole
career. This peril ari^s not only because
of the giri's teasindy unworkable ar-
rangement but also because of the con-
stant intrusions of a busy-body neighbor
who calls himself Hogan and styles him-
self an irresisteWc magnet to women.
Paul R Pierce of the Repertory The-
ater of America has directed the laugh-
filled play, which was written by Law-
rence Roman. Tickets will be available at
the door. General admission price is $3.
Students get in FREE!
Snou) Removal Policy
and School Closing
Here is the snow removal policy for
those of you who are unaware of it:
1. Please refrain from parking in the
gravel area near Berkowitz Hall, since
they will plow all the snow into this
area.
2. If we have a heavy snowstorm, staff
members will attempt to completely
plow the student parking lot on Satur-
days. In order to do this, they are ask-
ing students to park their cars in the
lots behind the Agricultu-e Building
and Lasker Hall by noon on that Sat-
urday. Students should return their
cars to the main student parking lot on
Sunday.
The only way this will be accomplished
is with your cooperation.
School Closing
The College is included in radio and
TV announcements of school closings
due to adverse weather conditions. The
College's code numbers are: 770 for
closing, 5770 for opening one hour late,
and 6770 for opening two hours late.
DOT DAY
is March 1st
Pick up dots in the
Dean of Students Office!
Ingredients:
(please do not use abbreviations)
Instructions:
Submitted by:
Do you know this man? Groucho is it
really you?
Photo/ 1971 Corr)ucopia
Please feel free to copy this form or put
additional recipes on loose leaf.
Animal of the Week
Photo by Lir)da Goodhe
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
rm Sick of Hearing It
by Duke Blessing
1 am really starting to believe that some
people have a strong need to complain. 1
am really starting to believe that a good
percentage of the apathy on this campus
is directly attributable to that group of
people who complain but do nothing
about the situations at hand.
The complaint that I am going to tackle
today is: Why is the paper so small and
why is it so boring?
1. Most people that say this have nev^r
seen school papers outside of DVC
land. Most schools this size are on a
weekly or even a bi-weekly basis and
the papers that are larger usually have
journalism majors working on them.
2. Face the facts, with such a large per-
centage of this school involved with
agriculture — where is there anything
exciting happening around here?
Who really wants to read about Becky
the Bull producing 80.000 whatevers
of butterfat or the effort to name all of
our trees and shrubs on campus —
let's start with Moe. Larry, and Curly!
3. If the people that complained chan-
neled their energy into contributing,
we could have a much larger and in-
teresting paper.
in summary. 1 would personally like to
thank the dedicated workers on the staff.
It is a small person who sits back .^nd
complains, it is a big person who puts the
time and effort into something. Congrat-
ulations to us big people!
TEN GREAT MYTHS OF DVC
by Duke Blessing
1. All business majors are dumb. (/*//
remember that when I'm saumg you
thousands in taxes or going to court
for you.)
2. It is better to cheat than to repeat.
(Yes. but you can't cheat in a job in-
terview or in a job. they will find out
how much you really don't know.)
3. There is not enough room in the
library. (Only during finals is this
true, at all other times you can find
30 seats to your choosing.)
4 1 drink beer for the nutritional value.
(UH-HUH. and you smoke pot to
calm your nerves.)
5. Who needs graduate school, not
me. (You don't need it as long as
you don't desire a good job.)
6. The school food is not that bad!
(Yes. and $1400 is pocket change.)
7. All Ag majors smell like animals.
(No, I have met a few that don't.)
8. We don't need a pool. (This is true
as long as we have the post office
floor during the rain and snow
season.)
9. The Student Center has solved all of
the social-based problems on cam-
pus. (About as much as the Presi-
dent of the U.S. has solved the prob-
lems of the world.)
10. I can't wait for A-Day. (I also can't
wait for World War III.)
DVC goes for the pin
Photo by Leslie E Blatt
Aggie Wrestlers Defeat
Western Maryland
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Wrestling team finished out
the regular season at 9-2 after a 27-16
victory over Western Maryland. The loss
was only the second of the season for
Western Maryland.
DVC vs. WESTERN MARYLAND
118 Brian Stanley lost by decision. 8-6
126 Dan Canale won by forfeit
134 Steve Canale won by pin at 2:02
142 Shaun Smith won by technical fall
at 3:41
150 Tracy Snyder won by decision.
2-0
158 Drew Brophy won by decision.
9-3
167 Tom Long won by decision.
20-11
177 Bob Cook lost by decision. 9-6
190 Dan DePretis lost by pin at 4:27
HWT Steve Rodichok lost by decision.
8-0
Kings Top Aggie Women,
73-48
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team is
now all but mathematically eliminated
from the MAC playoffs as Kings capitalized
on the Aggies poor shooting to post a
73-48 victory.
The Aggies got off to a slow start and
trailed 21-3 at one point. Thanks to
some good defense and streak shooting,
the women went into halftime down by
only eight points at 35-27.
Another slow start at the outset of the
second half put the Aggies behind 55-33
where they never could challenge apan
Darcell Estep led the Aggies with 13
points, while Anita Willis and Mary Jo
Bush scored 10 points apiece.
The loss, the ninth in ten garn»'s.
drops the Aggies to 8-9 overall. 2-5 in
the league.
Aggie Women Drop FDU,
70-61
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Basketball team evened
their record at 9-9 (3-5 in the league) as
they defeated FDU. 70-61.
For the first time in some nine or ten
games, the Aggies played well in most
facets of the game.
Mary Jo Bush led the Aggies in scor-
ing with 23 points. Anita Willis added 10
points to the winning effort.
Placement Office Interviews
Week of February 18
Wednesday. February 20
Green Thumb Nursery
Individual interviews in Placement
starting 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Thursday. February 21
Parkhurst Farm 7 Garden Supply
Individual interviews in Placement
starting 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
PLEASE SIGN UP
IN THE PLACEMENT OFFICE.
Listless Aggies Thumped
by FDU, 76-55
By Duke Blessing
Going into Wednesday night's game
against FDU the Aggies had a 10-10
record and a chance to finish with six
straight victories and a 14-10 record.
DVC is definitely going to have an up-
hill battle on their hands if they want to
finish the sca«)n with an over .500
record after the 76-55 loss to FDU.
Trailing only 41-28 at halftime. DVC
was outscored 16-6 to open the second
half and fell behind 57-34. FDU coasted
the rest of the way for the 21 -point vktory.
Leading the Aggies in scoring were
Derrick McCarter and Eric Ford, both
had 1 1 points. Dodd Walker chipped in
with 10 points.
The loss drops the Aggies to 10-11
overall and a 4-9 record in the league.
AGGIES THROTTLED BY
KINGS, 9173
by Duke Blessing
DVC traveled to Kings College look-
ing to avenge December's disaster by
winning on Kings court.
The Aggies did outscore the home
team 42-36 in the second half, but Kings
won the first half 55-31. to add up to a
91-73 Aggie loss.
Dodd Walker was high man for the
Aggies as he scored 26 points. Derrick
McCarter added 15 points and Eric Ford
chipped in with 12.
With the loss, the Aggies fall to 10-12
overall and 4-10 in the league.
Photo hv Stephan Persaud
PERSONALS
SWM, 21 years old. loves sports, see-
ing places, doing things, and romance.
Looking for an intelligent and fun-loving
SWF to spoil to death . Write to Box 988.
I am a junior and 20 years old. I'm
looking for a guy who wants more than
just a one night stand. 1 am fairly nice
looking, like to dance and am not going
out with anyone. Write to Box 988.
Room 105 — Give me a chance and
I'll show you the world!
To my roommate: I'd really like to
know what happened that weekend
when I found the little box. socks, and
boxer shorts. Sounds like fun. Let me in
on your secret!
Dying to know!
SWF desires the companionship of a
SWM. Necessary requirements: must
love music, romantic moments, and
travel. Must also make at least $25,000
per year. I have dirty blonde hair, dark
brown eyes, and I'm 20 years old.
Serious replies only to Box 988.
We want a clean, ice-free parking lot.
A student with a car
Wanted for Conversation
Someone who thinks that this campus
needs an attitude adjustment. Contact
P.O. Box 988.
I love John — From Kris
Pennsylvania Dairyman's
Association
The Pennsylvania Dairyman's Associ-
ation held their annual meeting awards
banquet January 15. 1985 at the Penn
Harris Motor Inn. Camp Hill, PA.
DVC's Brown Swiss herd was recog-
nized for its achieving the honor of being
the top DHIA herd in the state for milk,
fat. and protein production. This was
based on a 365 day rolling herd average
(RHA) actual production with ten cows
producing 16.394 lb. milk. 4.5% F. 731
lb. fat. and 3.8% P and 620 lb. protein.
The College's Ayrshires are producing
well compared to the state's Ayrshire
herds. They were second for protein,
third for milk, and fourth for fat produc-
tion. This was based on a 365 day RHA
actual production with 12 cows produc-
ing 14.451 lb. milk. 4.0% F. 571 lb. fat.
3.5% P and 499 lb. protein.
In 1983, the Dairy established the Stu-
dent Herdsman program with the objec-
tive to provide more indepth dairy herd
management training experience. These
are upperclass students that are respon-
sible for the milking, heat detection,
feeding and overall general management
of the herd, and two student employees
each morning's milking and part of the
weekends
In addition, the Dairy Senior Tech-
niques 11 Class manages Barn 2 cows
{1984's class - 26 students - 26 cows) for
three months.
We arc encouraged that our students
have pride in the dairy program and seek
to improve their dairy management skills
to such a point that their efforts can be
recognized at the state and local levels.
Also, much credit goes to James
Quartuccio for his diligent efforts as Herd
Supervisor.
The undying efforts of the College's
Administration can't be overly appreci-
ated or emphasized.
Aggie Women Upset
at Lycoming
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team
traveled to Williamsport to take on a
Lycoming team with a 2-12 record (1-9
in the league).
Lycoming raised their record to 3-12
with a 74-71 victory over the visiting
Aggies.
Down by only two points at the half.
DVC fell behind by 16 points and could
not quite make up the difference.
Mary Jo Bush had a second consecu-
tive 23-point effort to lead the Aggies in
scoring. Kim Frey and Darcell Estep
scored 19 and 16 respectively.
The Aggies drop to 9-10 overall with
the loss. Their league record remains
3-5.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Vencziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988.**
NOTICE: The opinions exixessed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Vol. XVIV. No. 19
Monday, Febniaiy 25. 1985
Submit to
our new
Personals
Column!
Senior Research at DVC
The following article is the first /n a
series of articles about the Senior Re-
search Program at DVC. The articles will
appear between now and the end of the
term.
The Senior Research Program at DVC
is a unique opportunit}^ available to all
qualified students. It is strongly recom-
mended for those considering graduate
school, professional school, or an indus-
trial research career.
This month's report is on a project b\;
Brian J. Roberts. He was born in Avon-
dale, Pennsylvania and grew up on a
small family farm. His interest in green-
house production began in 1 980.
Brian J. Roberts is the brain child
behind an innovative research project in
the field of hydroponics.
Hydroponics is a relatively new con-
cept in the greenhouse production of
fresh vegetables. The principle is simply
the supplying of nutrients to plants in
solution rather than in soil. After all. it is
the nutrients, not the soil itself, that
makes plants grow. Hydroponics on
paper sounds simple, but there are many
complications which limit the commercial
profitability of this process.
One of those complications is algae. It
feeds on the nutrient rich solution (algae
eats the same stuff as lettuce); once it
feeds, it multiplies. Such growth of algae,
in the pipes and gutters which carry the
solution, clogs the capillary tubes which
feed the plants, thus robbing the plant of
food, and the greenhouse owner of prof-
it. Nobody wants to raise algae.
Brian's experiment addresses this
problem. He says that not much has
been done as far as research in this area,
because it is not yet commercially profit-
able. At this point, there is no algae-
cide specifically labeled for this type of
problem.
Hopefully, as the popularity of hydro-
p>onics increases, one of these algaecides
which are currently on the market will
change its label. Brian's greater hope is
that this label change will be in some way
the result of his research.
Dear Aggie
Dear Aggie,
Here's the situation: I have a crush on
this giri — big tirtie! She knows it but 1
really get the impression it doesn't mat-
ter. I'm just one of the sheep in the flock
of many. I'm not the best looking guy on
campus but I am fun and have access to
more things than most people. The prob-
lem: Should I win her with money and
good times or treat her normal?
Going Bonkers
Dear Bonkers,
Any girl who has to be won over with
money is not worth the buck in your
wallet. Find a shepherd whose flock is
few and just act like yourself.
Aggie
COMING SOON!
Friday, March 22, 1 9SS
7:30 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
ANNUAL BOOK SALE
Joseph Krauskopf Memorial Library
BOOKS - MAGAZINES - "SPECIALS'
STUDENT POLL:
Sex at DVC
Does it exist? If so, how do you feel
about it? Write down the answers to the
following questions (feel free to expand
on them) and drop them in Ram Pages
Box *988.
\. What do you look for in a
relationship?
a. love
b. sex
c. both a & b
d. someone to study with
e. other
2. What is foundation of that
relationship?
a. friendship
b. infatuation
c. love
d. sex
e. other
3. What do you look for in a mate?
a. physical appearance
b. money
c. character
d. a good time
e. other
4. Do you believe in premarital sex?
a. yes
b. no
c. it depends on how much I love
him or her
d. other
5. Where is your favorite night spot
on campus?
a. his or her room
b. Farm *3
c. Lake Archer
d. his car
e. other (please expand on this)
6. Where is your favorite night spot in
the Doylestown area?
a. New Britain Inn
b. somewhere out on 309
c. Adult Worid
d. a nearby farm field
e. other
7. How often do you have sex?
a. never, don't believe in sex
before marriage
b. three times a week
c. only on weekends
d. whenever I have a heavy exam
the next day
8. How serious is the relationship?
a. we're getting married
b. just exercise
c. just to pass the time
d. serious enough to wait till we tie
the knot
9. Is sex beneficial?
a. yes, my GPA went up l-point
b. yes, I've lost somewhat
c. no, my GPA went down to 0.5
d. no. I'm failing physical education
10. Write a short essay on either:
a. love and sex
b. sex, a crash diet
Caesar's Valentine
On Valentine's Day, Caesar's Pub was
once again a hit, the place was packed.
The music was again provided by The
Pro's and most everyone enjoyed danc-
ing to both new and old music (like But-
tercup). For those of you who haven't
managed to make it to Caesar's, come
out and give it a try. For those of you
who did, thanks.
Your waitress,
Rosemary
P.S. And how about a bigger tip next
time!
Dear Editors
Dear Editora,
In response to the absurd letter written
by Tim Ireland, I would like to defend
blacks. I agree only on one point. There
should be no special categories for musi-
cians. If you are superior, you should be
praised no matter what your color. But
Timmy. you didn't do your homework.
First of all, if you even begin to presume
for one second that there is reverse dis-
crimination in this powerful white world
you must be sick! Until you have been in
a black's shoes, you cannot begin to im-
agine how #iey are treated. Second,
what does an all black college have to do
with your little music? In case you have
forgotten Timmy ole' buddy, blacks had
to originate their own colleges because
whites didn't want them in theirs. And
who has given you the authority to say
it's tolerable? We don't need your opin-
ion! And why is the United Negro Col-
lege Fund pushing it a bit? The only
whites I see giving money for blacks to go
to college are the recruiters who desper-
ately need them for their athletic teams,
in order to keep their own jobs mind
you. It is far too obvious that you are
very ignorant on the subject of the treat-
ment of blacks. Most blacks do not have
and never have had (due to previous his-
torical happenings) the financial resources
to attend college, so why is someone
helping blacks pushing it a bit? Face it
Timmy, most whites don't need the help.
And Timmy, if I was smart like I thought I
was. I would not be in a farm school but
rather an academically sound black uni-
versity. And finally Tim, why don't you
come on down to my neighborhood and
tell some of the fellas they don't need the
Negro Fund. I'm sure you'd have a very
interesting day.
Keith Lindsey
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
In reply to the "Disgusted Women" in
last week's editorials, I feel that you have
a lot of growing up to do!
If you feel like you arc on display at
the new social activities, it is only because
you wanted to!
These new registered parties are de-
signed to keep the students on campus
on the weekend. The parties allow
everyone to have a chance to blow off
steam by socializing and dancing and
that is all! The parties are not designed to
have girls lose their dignity and self-
respect. It is up to the individual if she
wants to lose her self-respect.
If you can't go to a party and have a
good time because the guys are drooling
over you, then you should've gone to an
"All Girls School!" 1 myself enjoy the 4: 1
ration!
4:1 and I am winning!
Future Farmers of America
Did you notice the FFA displays in the
library? How about people wearing FFA
stickers? Maybe you heard Debbie Pom-
eroy and our own Mr. Morris on the local
radio? If so. that's because the Future
Farmers of America have celebrated Na-
tional FFA Week during Feb. 16-23.
The FFA has been preparing people
for careers in agriculture since 1928.
With it.i attention for preparing for tomor-
row, the FFA intends to reach and main-
tain a standard of excellence that will
keep agriculture *1. here and abroad.
Movies
by Rosemary Kluth
The three-day weekend gave my boy-
friend and I a chance to relax and go to
the movies. We saw about half of Heaven
Help Us. When we walked into the the-
ater we knew nothing about it besides
that it's about a Catholic boy's school.
What we found out was, to put it bluntly,
it stunk! The movie was offensive and
made a mockery of the Catholic church
(which would have been ok if it was fun-
ny) . The plot also left a lot to be desired.
Nothing happened in the half we saw.
We were both dying to leave except we
paid $10 to see it. Luckily, the film kept
breaking so we and quite a few other
people walked out and got our money
back. We were so happy when we left
that we didn't waste our time and money
on such a terrible movie.
But wait a minute! We did see a great
movie. The Breakfast Club. This movie
was about five teenagers who had Satur-
day detention. They ail had to spend the
whole day sitting in the library. They
were all different types: one a jock,
another a brain, another a basketcase,
another a burnout. The movie involved
them learning about themselves, their
parents, and each other. One thing they
learned was that they weren't really that
different. It was interesing, touching, and
amusing. Everyone should see it.
■saj^g^H^
CAESAR'S PUB MENU
Getting hungry around 9 p.m.
because dinner was too disgusting to
eat. Caesar's Pub has the answer.
Starting at 10 p.m. nightly, Caesar's
has reasonably priced specials every
night, so come on over and check it
out.
Sunday Chili Dog
Monday Hot Sausage Sandwich
Tuesday Pork Roll & Cheese
Wednesday Roast Beef Sandwich
Thursday Ice Cream Sandwiches
Check Ram Pages every week for
the menu and details on entertain-
ment and special events for the week.
i^ ir is it :k it ie it
This Week on
Campus
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Know When To Say When
...A Campaign for
Resfponsible Drinkiiig
For most adults, having a drink is a way to relax and ex^oy the
company of family and friends. Only when alcoholic beverages are
abused do they pose a danger, leading to drunk driving and other
serious problems.
Anheuser-Busch and your local distributor are proud of the prod-
ucts we sell . . . the worldfe greatest family of quality beers. "Vfe want
you to ei\joy our fine products but to remember to drink sensibly
and to know your personal limits.
That's why we're encouraging consumers to "Know When To Say
When" in a campaign to promote greater awareness of the re-
sponsibilities associated with drinking. So, eiyoy your favorite
beverage . . . responsibly Please. Know When Tb Say When.
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DUKE'S DIARY
-That Lousy Pig Poo|> Smell"
by Duke Blessing
Dedicated to the people who still feel
the cafeteria is part of the farm.
Walking down the road
towards that place to eat,
mv nose started to curl
as the smell was worse than feet.
Yes, feet, \^ou know
long things with five toes,
much smaller than an arm
much larger than a nose.
I got inside the cafe
as the smell went aioay.
but here came the troops
who in the poop they plaii.
I sat in the back
and thought it would do well,
how can an^fone eat
with that lousi/ pig poop smell.
Five minutes later
I then ran out of luck,
the food that went down so good
soon left with or\e upchuck.
Oh please, oh ple(Ke, I beg
wash \/our hands and feet real well,
it's not fair to the rest of us
to whif ^our pig poop smell.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 25
Tuesday, February 26
Wakefern Food Corporation
Summer internships - juniors only
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
(Informal meeting Monday night, Rm.
201, Student Center at 7:30 p.m.)
Wednesday, February 27
Poley Landscaping
Summer and full time employment
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday, February 28
Shearer/Penn Tree Company
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Medford Leas Retirement Community
Summer employment, sophomores &
juniors
Individual interviews. 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Wanner Corporation
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Friday, March 1
Southern States Cooperative Inc.
Individual interviews, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
(Informal meeting Thursday night, Rm.
201. Student Center at 7:30 p.m.)
Aggies Tie 14-Year Old
Victory Mark
By Duke Blessing
Coach Les Lombard! and his team
tied a 14-year standing record for vic-
tories as the Aggies defeated Drew Uni-
versity 79-78.
The last time DVC won 12 games was
back in 70-71.
The Aggies finish the season at 12-12
with a 6-10 league mark — not too bad
for a team made up of 11 freshmen!
Against Drew, Dodd Walker led the
team in scoring with 22 points. John
Boone continued his second-half ram-
page scoring 20. Marvin Emerson and
Derrick McCarter added 15 and 10
respectively.
Next week's paper will include an in-
terview and. post-season wrap-up with
Coach Les Lombardi.
AGGIE WRESTLERS WIN
MAC CHAMPIONSHIP
by Duke Blessing
Lycoming College has been the MAC
champion in each of the last two years by
narrowly defeating the A^ies.
With DVC losing such outstanding
wrestlers as Mark Sands, Troy Marshall,
Tony Tarsi, and Bruce Stranjrah, the
'84- '85 Aggies did not kxjk like a team
ready to challenge for the championship.
But with the combinations of hard
work and determination and second
semester transfers filling some gaps, this
Aggie team traveled to Widener Univer-
sity with one thought in mind — winning
the championship that they had been
denied the past two years.
The Aggies turned the tables on Ly-
coming and the rest of the conference as
they scored 113.75 points to win the
championship. Lycoming was second
with 108|X)ints.
Freshman Shaun Smith was named
the Mo^ Outstanding Wrestler of the
tournament as he won all four of his
bouts by technical falls at the 142 pound
weight cla^.
Dan Canale earned the right to defend
his AIl-American title as he won an indi-
vidual title at 126 pounds.
Another freshman, Tracy Snyder,
won the championship at 150 pounds
and along with Smith and Canale, will be
heading to the Nationals next week.
Also contributing to the winning effort
were Drew Brophy, second at 158
pounds; Steve Canale, third at 134
pounds; Tom Long, fifth at 167 pounds;
Bob Cook, fifth at 177 pounds.
Looking ahead to next year, the Ag-
gies do not lose anyone from this cham-
pionship squad. The rest of the league
had better be watching out!
Good luck to Smith, Canale, and
Snyder and let's hope for three All-
Americans!
Editor's Note: I hope this is suitable,
if not, try writing 72* of material each
week. It's not as easy as it may look.
Aggie Women Defeat
Upsala to Even Record
by Duke Blessing
In a game that the DVC women had
to win for a shot at a winning season this
year, the Aggie women came through
with a 78-75 victory at Upsala College.
Doris McNeil hit a 14-foot jumper with
14 seconds left and Mary Jo Bush sank
two free throws to seal the victory.
Mary Jo Bush led the Aggies in scor-
ing with 24 fxjints. Kim Frey, Darcell
Estep, and Doris McNeil scored 18, 15,
and 13 respectively.
The win evens the Aggies overall at
10-10 and raises their conference record
to 4-5.
Aggie Women Cap Off
Winning Season
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Women's Basketball team
did something that had not been done in
eight previous seasons — they finished
the season with a winning record (11-10
overall, 5-5 league).
It is also important to mention that the
women were only a few breaks away
from a 14 or 15 win season and a spot in
the playoffs.
The Aggies opened up an 18-point
halftime lead against Drew University
and coasted to a 79-55 victory.
Mary Jo Bush and Doris McNeil led
the Aggies with 14 points apiece. Kim
Frey and Darcell Estep scored 12 each
and Anita Willis chipped in with 10
points.
Next week's paper will contain an In-
terview and post-season wrap-up. with
Coach Gary Pento.
PERSONALS POLICY:
If you noticed the new Personals col-
umn in the paper and wondered how to
submit your own material, the proce-
dure is simple:
1. Submit the signed personal to Box
988.
2. Names can be kept confidential if
requested.
3. Numbers will be assigned to confi-
dential personals and printed in the
paper.
4. To respond, write your response to
the number and the response will be
forwarded to that person.
5. Keep it printable!
Dulce*s Sitylng —
If you shoot for the moon and miss,
don't be mad because you'll still be
among the stars.
DVC Defeats
Nationally Ranked
Lycoming, 63-51
by Duke Blessing
Head Coach Les Lombardi could not
have picked a better opponent to defeat
to tie his personal best for victories than
national power Lycoming College.
Lycoming entered the game ranked
No. 12 in the NCAA Divisran III and
they looked it as they jumped out to 8-0
and 12-2 leads. The Aggies fought back
to tie the game and even took a 29-23
lead into halftime.
DVC jumped out to a 12-point lead
but Lycoming cut It to three, at 46-43,
with three minutes remaining.
The Aggies then went on a mini-tear
and upped the lead to nine on the way to
a 63-51 victory.
John Boone scored 18 points to lead
the Aggies while Dodd Walker chipped
in with 15.
The victory raises the Aggies overall
record to 11-12 and league record to
5-10.
3rd Annual Career Day
The Placement Office's 3rd Annual
Career Day will be held Tuesday,
March 5, 1985 from 9 a.m -3 p.m.
in the Student Center. Everyone is
welcome!
Company representatives will be
discussing: full time positions with
seniors, internships (summer & fall)
1985 with sophomores and juniors,
full time summer with freshman,
sophomores, and juniors.
Future opportunities plus much more!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
The DVC Band and Chorale is com-
piling a cookbook containing the favorite
recipes of our faculty, staff, students, and
friends. We would appreciate having
your favorite recipe (s) to add to this dis-
tinguished collection of culinary delights.
Please fill in the form below and retum it
to Box 207 by March 1. 1985.
The cookbooks will go on sale during
A-Day weekend and will continue a run
of first edition series in the Student St(5re
tfirouglx)Ut the remainder of the semester.
Recipe Name: .
Ingredients:
(please do not use abbreviations)
Instructions:
Submitted by:
PERSONALS
Neil, Scott, Chris, Jerry, and Dave.
Thanks for the great and wild time at the
New Britain Inn. Repeat every Thursday
night.
Love, Bamess Girls
Roommate — Eat Your Heart OutI
I have fun when you go home on the
weekends! Next time, I will cover my
tracks. I know, careless!
Your Lustful Roommate
P.S. My new book about my secrets will
scx>n be done!
Terri D.
dress!
Smile, it matches your
Rowdy; Roddy; Piper goes down to
THE Hulkster. Justice for C];ndi Lauper.
A young, attractive looking girl, who
has a slight weight problem, is looking for
a young, attractive male. The male shcnjid
be nice, charming, and not have an e^
the size of Texas. Looking for a Klation-
ship that doesn't get too involved sexual-
ly. Please contact Box *988 if interested.
Code 001
There is no bigger shock in the world
than giving a giri a long, passionate -kiss
only to find out that she chews Copen-
hagen Tobacco!
SWF, 19 years old, likes to dance and
study. Looking for boy to spend times
with. Write to Box ^88. Code 002
Gorgeous — Today's rose could turn
into tomonrow's dreams. AU I want is a
chance!
Box 1069 — Do you like water skiing,
the shore, sports, fancy places, a good
time? You'll like me!
I am not a sex object — straighten up
your act big felfow, you're not that great!
\6\ot — My name is John, not Paul!
ATTENTION
Anyone interested in attending the
dress rehearsal of the Philadelphia Or-
chestra on Thursday, February 28 hrom
10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., please contact
Mrs. Roberts. The conductor will be
Charles Dutoit.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home owoy from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4^11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m.-2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA
I^ease feel free to copy this form or put
additionoA recipes on Icxxe leaf.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Eteweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somervillc
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See newB In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Delaware Valley College
MARCH 1985
B s
BasebaU
G =
Golf
SB =
Softball
SC =
Student Center
APR =
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
«
1
DOT
DAY!
2
SNIGUETS — BACK ONCE MORE! A! I NEW! Twinch - n The movement a dog makes with its head when it hears a high-
Sni^t — Any word that doesn't a]:^ar in the dictionary, but should!
-, . Th h lp <vilti k Rlceroach — n. The burnt krispie in every box of Rice Kri^ies.
^, Tu • -*. / »L J 1 11 u 1 _i J PhoMie — n. The build up of dust on a record needle.
Guopo — n, The juncture of the ear and skull where perKils are stored.
e . .^ . , .., ...1 tu \ X.U u .u J This month there's an addition — Minims* —A familiar quotation with an odd twist!
Scnmtch — n. Impossible area in middle of back which can riever be scratched.
Submit your sniglets to Box 1126.
3
'"You can fool all of the people
some of the time; ^ou can fool
some people all of the time; and
that should be sufficient for most
puqx^es. "
Philadelphia Flower Show.
4 Terri's Birthday
CAREER
DAY
APR • 9 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
Bring \;our resume!
f' t^ MOVIE: ^
^ Apocolypse Now
APR • 8 p.m. • FREE
TATl OO YOU
11:30 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
$1.00 a tattoo
' Dairy Society
Banquet
Williamson's • 8 p.m.
VIDEO DANCE
APR • 9p.m.-l a.m.
8
SPRING
BREAK
9
4 p.m.
10
Eque^rian Team, U of D, LaSalle
W Time to
catch up
ort all your
back work!
12
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13
PRING BREA
ENJOY SOME
GOOD HOME
COOKING!
K fr
15
16
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17
SPRING
BREAK
ENDS
■■■" St. Patridc's Day
18
GET
REVENGE
DAY
(For those of you who missed
the last one.)
19
The earl^ worm gets eaten by a
bird."
20
HAPPY
SPRING
First Day of Spring
21 *
"A Night with
the Classics"
Concert by Chorale & Band
APR
22
Block & Bridle
Banquet
Williamson's
^^ Junior
Dinner Dance
Ivy Manor
Equestrian Team, lUP, Stock Seat
T, Delaware State Relays, 9 a.m.
SB (A) Wilkes. 2 p.m.
\24
g^ ^^s^ Eque^rian Team
•jl >s^ lUP/Scton Hill
Equestrian Team ^V^
DVC/Stock Seat >.
PALM SUNDAY N^
25 ^ MOVIE: ^
Star Trek U
The Wrath of Khan
APR • 8 p.m. • HKEE
B (H) Ursinus, 1 p.m.
26
Ortly 27 more
school days!
O^ Pre-registratlon
Conferences
Carnival Photos
APR» 11:30 a.m. -3:30 p.m.
$1.00
G (H) Kings, 2 p.m.
B (A) Swarthmore, 3 p.m.
SB (H) P.S.O . 4 p.m.
28
BEEKEEPERS'
MEETING
Mandell 114 • 8 p.m.
29
Senior
Dinner Dance
Williamson's
G (H) Swarthmore. 1 p.m.
€%gx BEEKEEPING
JU SHORT COURSE
B (H) FDU. 1 p.m.
SB (A) Scranton. 1 p.m.
Respectfully submitted for
your approval,
Carolyn Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
IMlsRRfaQi?s'^aaIll](SSf ©S)flll®g®
Vol. XVIV. No. 20
Monday. March 4. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Career
Day
Issuel
3RD ANNUAL CAREER DAY
REPRESENTATIVES:
A.L. Williams Co.
American Landscapers
Argus Research Labs, Inc.
Atlantic Breeders Co-op
Brickman Industries, Inc.
Buckshire Feeds Ltd .
Chapel Valley Landscaping Co.
Chcmlawn of Wilmington, DE
Chemlawn of Lancaster. PA
Chemlawn of Warminster. PA
Chemlawn of Denville. NJ
Chemlawn of Hainesport. NJ
Chemlawn of S. Plainfield. NJ
Ciba-Geigy Corp.
College Settlement of Philadelphia
Control Services
FMC Corp.
Farm Bureau Co-op
Farm Credit Service (NJ)
Farmers Home Administration USDA
. Harrisburg. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Doylestown. PA
Farmers Home Administration USDA
Clinton. NJ
First Investors Corp.
Flower Time. Inc.
Foliage Plant Systems
Food & Drug Administration
Friendly Ice Cream Corp.
Green Baron Corp.
H.F. Michell Co.
Hare-Rabbits for Research
Division of Marland Breeding Farms
Hazlcton Research Products. Inc.
Hess's
Internal Revenue Service
Philadelphia District
Internal Revenue Service
Bensalem District
Kraft, Inc.
Longacre. Inc.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MARCH 4
Tuesday. March 5
Career Day
^) am -.S p.m.
StU(U'nt Center
FiH'rvouc welcome!
Wednesday. March 6
Nabisco Brands
Flowfr Timt' inc.
Rolling (iri'ens. Inc.
Perdue Inc.
Summer internship, juniors only
Individual interviews. 9 am. -4 p.m
Thursday. March 7
Merck Sharp & Dohme
Bocchieri Nursery
Individual interviews. 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
TUESDAY, MARCH 5, 1985
9:00 A.M. -3:00 P.M.
STUDENT CENTER
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!!
Company representatives
will be discussing:
Full time positions
Seniors
Internships (summer & fall) 1985
Sophomores, Juniors
Full time summer
Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors
Future opportunities
Plus Much More!
SENIORS BRING RESUMES!
EVERYONE DRESS TO IMPRESS!
Music / Nightlife
bv Michael DeRosa
This Week's Pop Top Ten:
\. Careless Whisper. Wham
2. Easv Louer. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. / Want to Know What Love Is.
Foreigner
4 You're the Inspiration. Chicago
5. Louerboi;. Billy Ocean
6 The Boj,'s of Summer. Don Henley
7. California Girls. David Lee Roth
8. Sugar Walls. Sheena Easton
9 Method of Modern Love. Hall &
Gates
10. The Old Man Down the Road. John
Fogerty
This Week's Countiy Top Ten:
1. Make M^; Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
2. On^ Owner Heart. T.G. Sheppard
3 Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
4. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
5. Something in My Heart. Ricky
Scaggs
6. She's Gonna Win Your Heart. Eddy
Raven
7. Babi;'s Got Her Blue Jeans On. Mel
McDaniel
8. Baby Bye Bye. Gary Morris
9. My Baby's Got Good Timing, Dan
Seals
10. All Tangled Up in Love. Gus Hardin
REPRESENTATIVES:
Merck & Co. Inc.
Metropolitan Insurance Co.
Nabisco Brands
Na-Churs Plant Food Co.
New York Life Insurance Co.
Oglevee Associates Inc.
Ortho Pharmaceutical Corp.
Parker Interior Plantscape
Mrs. Paul's Kitchens. Inc.
Peace Corps
Pennfield Corp.
Perdue Inc.
Pitman-Moore, Inc.
Poley Landscape & Nursery
Radio Shack/Tarwjy Corp.
Rickert Nurseries Landscape Division
Rohm & Haas Co.
Rolling Greens. Inc.
Rolling Hill Hospital/Medical
Technology Program
Rutgers University/Cook College
Shearer/Penn Tree Co. & Lawn Care
Smith Kline & French
Snow King Frozen Foods
Southeast Farm Credit Service
Terminix International
The Tyler Arboretum
USDA Meat Grading & Certification
USDA Soil Conservation Service
U.S. Air Force
U.S. Army
U.S. Coast Guard
U.S. Marine Corps
U.S. Naval Reserve
Waterloo Gardens
Wistar Institute
Young's Inc., Livestock Nutritional
Services
This Week on
Campus
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DUKE'S DIARY
"Sweet Country Aroma**
Dear Mr. Blessii^,
I, like other students, do not approve
of the way you make accusations and
would like to point out a few things;
however, I am not going to be as unsub-
tle as you have been in the past.
First, this is an agricultural college that
bases its learning on hands on experi-
ence. This is in the form of our Tech-
niques. Judging, Feeding, and Nutrition
classes. To be able to practice these
things which we leam in the classroom,
we must maintain animals here at the
school. That requires us to take care of
them daily. The smell comes with the ter-
ritory when animals are involved.
Secondly, you like to complain and
cut up the students who work at the
Dairy and Farm 3, but remember this:
only 3-5% of the U.S. population feeds
the entire nation and most of the world
for that matter. One time at a convention
that I was attending, a lady stood up and
stated, "Who needs the farmer, I get my
food at the store." If you have this theory
of thinking, you are gravely mistaken.
I'm sure that other people don't like the
smell and 1 myself notice it, but would
you rather put up with a little "pig poop"
smell or be without ham. bacon, or pork
chops? Also, Mr. Hepner. other faculty,
and the heads of our work study depart-
ments devised a way to reduce the smell.
It's not as bad as what it could be!
Finally, some of the students help take
care of these animals, and our schedules
are worked around our classes. This
forces us to eat when we come back
from work. I get done working at 6 p.m.
and 1 don't have the money to go out to
eat everytime that 1 work, if you don't
like the way we smell, you could give us
money to go out to eat, or better yet,
come down to the farm and help us get
done early so that we can take a shower
before we come to the cafe.
If you are not used to these country
aromas at your house, you are sorely
missing the broadest and most rewarding
industry in Pennsylvania and throughout
the U.S. - AGRICULTURE.
r Sincerely,
Brian E. Fleisher
COMING
NEXT ISSUE
Results of
Sex Poll
Dear Mr. Fleisher,
First of all, 1 would like to extend my
congratulations to you for being the only
person who has taken the time to write a
letter concerning opposing views. You
have a good writing style and* the paper
could use someone like you (that's a sub-
tle hint — Monday nights at 7 p.m. in the
Ram Pages office).
I do agree with most of what you say
but I'll get to that later.
To the thin-skinned Ag majors who
have for some reason been offended by
recent articles and/or poems, my objec-
tive in writing somewhat sarcastic or off-
colored pieces is not to knock down or
belittle any group or individual — it is an
attempt to breath some fresh air into
what is becoming a stale environment
(no side meaning intended) .
You would be interested to know just
how small of a minority you are in.
Some administrators, staff and faculty,
and many students look forward to
something funny and have patted me on
the back and said how much they enjoy
reading "The Diary." For fvery one
negative comment I hear, 1 get about ten
positives! Not a bad ratio eh?! Even some
Ag majors enjoy the zinging — oh well,
you can't please all of the people!
Brian, let me explain something to
you and the gang. For over three years
now. I have been hearing the bull about
the business major and I have never
bitched (this doesn't concern your letter) .
You all say how we sleep all day and
play all night. Is there anything wrong
with getting a little even? The Ag gang
says that this is DVC of Science and Ag-
riculture, not of Business. Most schools
offer much more than is written in its
name. Philadelphia Textile has an ex-
cellent business program. Face the facts
— in sheer numbers, the business de-
partment has grown every year as Ag
slowly drops in numbers. I never have
said we don't need farmers but many
farmers feel they'll never need business
majors.
Well guys, if you ever plan on making
money you will probably need: a banker,
accountant, lawyer and financial plan-
ner/stock broker — most of them are
business graduates! We need you but
you also need us. Think about this: Right
now. a group of business majors in
Washington (Congress) are about to
decide the fate of literally hundreds of
thousands of farms — quite a bit of
power for the B.S. in Bus. Adm!
And as far as the business major here
at this school, those of us at the top of
the class are looking at Ivy League
graduate schools and/or Fortune 5(X)
companies. Another -figure to ponder —
the average graduate of an MBA pro-
gram at top ten schools with a few years
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$30.000-$46,000. That will put some
food on anybody's table!
I know I got off track but you under-
stand my point. I am sorry if I ruffled
some feathers but it did stir and wake
some people up.
I have to end with a comment which
relates to your last paragraph. David
Jennings, ABC news anchor, "34% of
all farms are in serious trouble and it
probably will grow worse."
The most rewarding industry across
the nation - BUSINESS. HIGH TECH!
Gotta run. my ham. bacon, and pork
chops are burning!
Yours in busini'ss.
Duke Blessincj
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I am writing to apologize to anyone
who was offended by mv letter of two
weeks ago. I felt as though it was tasteful-
ly written or I would not have submitted
it. It has become obvious to me. after
reading^the letter in last weeks paper that
some of the readers misunderstood my
point. The MAIN point of my letter was
that no one should be judged according
to their sex. ethnic group, or religion! I'm
glad that someone stepped forward to
defend blacks but I don't see the need I
wasn't attacking blacks! I was attacking
the backwards society we live in . I believe
that NOTHING should he totally exclu-
sive. That is why the United Negro Col-
lege Fund crept into my last letter, be-
cause to the best of my knowledge it is
available only to blacks. 1 am not totally
ignorant to the plight of the black man
and woman in today's society I simply
feel that there is no way to make up for
mistakes of the past! We must live in the
present and for the future! Last but not
least, in reference to "my opinion." we
need everyone's opinion! A person's
opinion is just one more of the things that
makes each and everyone of us unique.
Once again. 1 apologize for any mis-
understandings. And. now that you
know some of what I was tfiinking when
I wrote the original letter. 1 invite you to
reread it. I'm sure it will make more
sense and be less offensive. If the etlitors
have room 1 would like for them to re-
print the original letter for anyone who
does not save their paper. I am also sorry
that this letter did not appear in last
week's paf)er but. due to the irresponsi-
bility of the editors. I was not notified
before my name was slandered all over
the front page! If I'm not mistaken, the
policy of this paper is to notify anyone
whose name appears in an article BE-
FORE publication so that they liavn a
chance to rebuttle in the same issue.
PS If the author of last week's letter
would like to talk. I am open minded
and relatively eas\j to find.
Sincerely.
Tim Ireland
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
To Tim Ireland, we sincerely apologi/.e
for our unforgivable oversight. Policy
does state that a person must be notified
if their name is mentioned in the paper. It
will not happen again.
Thank {;ou.
Co-editors ir} chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2* DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
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PERSONALS
You said that you would not but you
did. I said that I would not and I did not.
It is therefore time for you to hit the pike!
The Used One
I told you to call ine but you must have
forgotten my number, 1 told you to stop
by but you must have forgotten my ad-
dress. I tokl you to stay in touch but I
have not heard from you — my ijood
friend!
The Used One
WANTED! Two junior women are
looking for a blonde curly-haired fresh-
man named Bruce to be a study partner.
Urgent! Our grades are dropping quickly.
To you know who! Do you want to
settle for just when you can have both
love and lust. I have animal passion too
you know! Will you ever choose?
Do you want to go to Florida for spring
break? I am going to the Tampa/St
Petersburg area bftween March 7 and
March LS. If you want to share expenses
call 822-2021
You do know that you drive me wild
when you wear those pants.
Why do you act so stAkk up? Some-
one is <?oing to put you in your place
someday!
Jack the uiiudow
Senior male seekin.^ female who loves
to dance to acioni]»any him to dinner
dance. Must be wftitng to split cost. No
strings attached!
Do you know how to treat a lady?
"Where are mv daisies'^
All I want is one chance — you know
who!
FLORAL SOCIETY
by Rosemary Kluth
Floral Society's registered party. Sat-
urday. February 2.'1 was a success. Our
English visitors seemed to have enjoyed
themselves and so did everyone else.
We wouki like to extend our thanks to
Sam Juliano for doing a terrific job as
DJ Also, we would like to thank Don
Slater. Bob Clancy, and Wendy Unger
for the use of their stereo equipment. We
hope to have another terrific party some-
time this semester. Our next meeting will
he March .Sth at 7 p.m in GHIV, Every-
one is welcome, the more the merrier.
CAESARS PUB MENU
Here's what's cookin' at Caesar's
this week.
Sunday Pork Roll & Cheese
Monday Meatballs
Tuesday Roast Beef Sandwich
Wednesday Shake & Brownie
Thursday Chili Dog
Check the Cafeteria for signs about
nightly movies.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D, Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news tn the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 21
Nonday. March 25, 1985
NOTICE: The opinions ('\(>ri'sst'(i m diiv in(llvi(lii<»l <)rti< If do not m'(i>ss.irilv wfk'rt the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
Philadelphia Flower Show
Sex Poll Results
Coming April 20
* Superstars •
A TOUCH OF BRITAIN AT DVC?!!
A Touch of Brittiiii in Our Ciardett
Heritage
by Leslie E. Blatt &
Joe Ferry
For two weeks. DVC was touched by
a bit of the British. Four graduated stu-
dents and their instructor arrived on
Thursday. Feb. 21. from Merrist Wood
Agricultural College in Surrey. England,
to join in on a combined effort with stu-
dents at DVC on a Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit entitled "Our Garden
Heritage."
Miss Kathleen Askew. Mr. Richard
Powell. Mr. Mark Dowle. Mr. Andrew
King and Mr. Geoff Ace, Head of the
Landscape Construction Department at
Merrist Wood, along with approximately
30 students and several faculty members
from DVC began the actual work on the
Philadelphia Flower Show exhibit on
Saturday, Feb. 23. The exhibit featured
an old English garden which has evolved
over the y 2ars to the more modem gar-
den found in England today. Many of to-
day's American gardens reflect the British
characteristics and designs which have
become an important part of our garden
heritage.
"We tried to show how the English
have influenced American gardening,"
said Dr. Martin, Chairman of the Orna-
mental Horticulture Department. "We
reproduced a typical old English cottage
garden as well as a more modern version
all within the same exhibit."
This year's exhibit was much bigger
than anything the College has attempted
at the Flower Show in the past. Covering
1 .700 square feet, using 17 tons of stone
and three truckloads of earth life, along
with hundreds of different types of plant
material, the total cost of the exhibit was
approximately $7,000. Normally, the
College budgets nearly $5,000 for the
Flower Show The Pennsylvania Horti-
cultural Society contributed some funds
to make up the difference. The cost of
the exhibit would have been considerably
higher if not for the fact that 75 percent
of the plant material was donated by
DVC graduates.
Because of the special nature of this
year's exhibit. DVC was not part of the
usual Flower Show judging, although we
did receive the Herb Society's award for
the best use of herbs in a display.
Preparing for the Flower Show begins
a year in advance. Ideas are thrown
around and a design is created. This
year, Dr. Martin, prodded by the Flower
Show's designer, Ed Lindemann, a DVC
graduate, decided to contact an English
agriculture school to ask if it would like to
join in developing an exhibit design.
With a little arm-twisting, this proposal
brought a "yes" from Merrist Wood.
Their school is similar to DVC, not only
in size, but in its hands-on approach to
agriculture and horticulture teaching.
Merrist Wood also has been a regular ex-
hibitor at Britain's famed Chelsea Flower
Show, held outdoors every May.
Several designs were submitted by stu-
dents at Merrist Wood and the one that
was chosen was designed by Kathleen
Askew. Dr. Martin and his students
worked to revise those plans, taking into
account the peculiarities of the Philadel-
phia Civic Center (the site of the Flower
Show) , while staying as close as possible
to the original concept. After the design
was all set. it was up to DVC to get the
plant materials for the garden and force
Our British co-workers (1 to r): Mark Dowle, Andy King. Kathleen Askew. Prof.
Geoff Ace and Richard Powell.
them. When Prof. Ace and his students
saw the plant materials upon their arrival
in the U.S.. they seemed quite pleased.
Dr. Martin was also pleased with the ap-
pearance of our plant materials except
for the linden tree which never forced
and is now mukh for the annual display
garden.
The resulting garden was that of "one
very oldy worldy type of garden, maybe
associated with a stone cottage back
home." said Ace, and a "much more for-
mal garden with a circular lawn." A side-
walk of "creizy paving" - stones inter-
locked in a random style - wound through
hundreds of herbs and flowers set be-
tween drystone walls, and the exhibit
even had a stone "keep" - the simulated
ruin of an ancient archway - with plants
growing from its cracks. It was definitely
a truly outstanding exhibit.
The highlight of the two weeks for
those of use who were involved with the
Flower Show was simply the making of
some super friends and an educational
experience we'll never forget.
To Mark, Richard, Andy and Kathleen
- keep in touch with all of us at DVC and
I'll see you in May at Chelsea.
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Campus
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PHOTOGRAPHY DISPLAY
If you are a connoisseur of fine
photography, you'll want to come see
the curreiat library display of nauti-
cal and wildlife profiles snapped by
talented faculty member. Mr. Michael
Tabachnick.
Members of the library staff are
always anxious to encourage creative
individuals to loan their arts and crafts
for our monthly exhibits. Remember
our big Wizard of Oz exhibit several
years ago? It all started with some stu-
dents urging a friend to tell us about a
unique collection he had of Oz books
and Judy Garland memorabilia.
So, if you have a hobby or a collec-
tion from whk;h we could des^n a
small exhibit, stop in to see us!
PS. Would the FF.A Club pletne
come to pick up their exhibit m(^rials.
STUDENT POLL RESULTS:
Sex at DVC
If you will notice, most people picked
"e" as a response. Unfortunately we are
unable to print most of those responses
due to content. We did have a good
laugh. For your entertainment, here is
one printable response.
1. What do you look for in a
relationship?
a. love - 6.2%
b. sex - 18.7%
c. both a & b - 18.7%
d. someone to study with - 0%
c. other - 56.2%
2. What is foundation of that
relationship?
a. friendship - 6.2%
b. infatuation - 37.5%
c. love - 0%
d.sex- 18.7%
e. other - 56.2%
3. What do you look for in a mate?
a. physical appearance - 23.8%
b. money - 4.7%
c. character - 9.5%
d. a good time - 14.3%
e. other - 47.6%
4. Do you believe in premarital sex?
a. yes - 66.7%
b. no -6.7%
c. it depends on how much I love
him or her - 13.3%
d. other - 13.3%
5. Where is your favorite night spot on
campus?
a. his or her room - 6.2%
b. Farm *3 - 12.5%
c. Lake Archer - 0%
d. his car - 0%
e. other -81.2%
6. Where is your favorite night spot in
the Doylestown area?
a. New Britain Inn - 0%
b. somewhere out on 309 - 6.2%
c. Adult World - 6.2%
d. a nearby farm field - 6.2
e. other -81.2%
7. How often do you have sex?
a. never, don't believe in sex before
marriage - 6.2%
b. three times a week - 43.7%
c. only on weekends - 12.5%
d. whenever 1 have a heavy exam
the next day - 12.5%
e. other - 25%
8. How serious is the relationship?
a. we're getting married - 6.2%
b. just exercise - 56.2%
c. just to pass the time - 25%
d. serious enough to wait till we tie
the knot - 6.2%
e. other - 6.2%
9. Is sex beneficial?
a. yes, my GPA went up 1 point -
35%
b. yes, I've lost some weight - 28.5%
c. no, my GPA went down to 0.5 -
0%
d. no, I'm failing physical education -
14.3%
e. other- 21.4%
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I'm a sophomore who is very sorry
that he spent his money on the sopho-
more dinner dance. It was obviously a
very cheap package that was bought.
The buffet ran out of food and it wasn't
replenished, not to mention the fact that
the last table to eat only had 15 minutes
until they clewed the buffet. The chairs in
the hall were torn and our table was
made of plywood.
The D.J.'s also left something to be
desired. They were obviously amateurs.
They played scratched records and often
stopped the songs before they were
finished.
The worst part of the evening was that
no one seemed to associate with each
other. 1 got the impression that many of
us didn't know each other. This is due to
the lack of class events for the sopho-
more class. Let's try in the future to have
more things to do together so we get to
know the other sophomores better.
Sincerely,
A Disgruntled Sophomore
Out From Under
The Editors' Desk:
A great deal of debate has occurred
over the recent sex poll in the Feb. 25
issue of Ram Pages. The responses have
been greatly mixed. Some responses
have been "Wow. something interesting
in the paper." "Who cares?" and "Where
do you people get your morals." The
reasoning behind the article was to get
people interested in the paper and in the
school. The article worked, proof of that
is shown by the lack of extra copies
around campus (we ordered 100 more
than usual). To the people we have of-
fended, we offer our sincerest apologies
for bringing up such a touchy subject for
them. If you notice, there is a "moral"
response choice for each question . Most
of the responses have been positive, but
to the response "What would the Chris-
tian Fellowship think?," a member of the
Fellowship wrote the poll.
We welcome all responses, it shows
that people do care about what goes on .
We would also like to say that a per-
son need not be a member of the news-
paper staff to have an article published in
the paper. If a person doesn't like the
material in the paper, we suggest submit-
ting their own material. They only need
to sign an article and put it in Box 988.
Names are withheld if requested. We
reserve the right to not publish articles
due to content.
Thank ^ou,
Co-editors-in-chief
Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
I thought the sex poll you printed was
quite funny. I've been anxiously awaiting
the results. I'm glad to see Ran) Pages
getting down to some real dirt, after all
basketball scores and movie and record
reviews get a little tiring. I've heard a few
bad comments from people who found
the poll offensive and distastefully done.
Lighten up! I feel the poll was printed
with the hopes of sparking some interest
in the paper and providing a little enter-
tainment. I don't think the poll was printed
with the serious intent of digging into
people's private lives or condeming any-
one. Keep up the good work Ram Pa^s.
Sincerely,
Ram Hines
Prkitahle Response
Love and sex, sex and love. Love,
love, love. Sex. sex, sex. It's ail I want, it
is all I need. For you, for me, let sex be.
For without it, there would only be an
Adam and an Eve.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF MAUCH 25
Tuesday, March 26
AGWAY INC.
Farm supply co-op based in the
Northeast
Group meeting in the Placement Office
at 3 p.m.
All animal and plant science majors
Management Trainee with farm
background, seniors only
Sales Trainee, seniors only
Telmark District Manager /Trainee,
seniors only
Summer Internship, sophomores and
juniors
DEKALB-PFIZER
Genetics hybrid seed corn research,
development and testing.
Interviews should begin at 10 a.m. and
end by 2:30 p.m.
Summer Research Field Crew
YOUNG'S INC.
Field Management Rep.
Vitamin-mineral premixes for livestock.
Feed programming SVCS.
Wednesday, March 27
PENNWALT CORP.
Health products, chemicals, precision
equipment, pharmaceuticals
Sophomores or juniors preferred.
Prefer experience with field crops
and/or tree and small fruits.
Summer Sales Intern — Responsibilities:
Field scouting and association with
dealers, aerial applicators, and growers
for purposes of product promotion and
sales.
GIORGIO FOODS. INC.
Mushroom Processors
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
Thursday, March 28
MEDFORD LEAS RETIREMENT
COMMUNITY, THE LEWIS W.
BARTOH ARBORETUM
Grounds Person — Maintaining arbore-
tum and plant materials and turt.
Responsibilities: Plant identification,
pruning, machinery, good working skill
and attitude.
Friday. March 29
ROHM & HAAS
Agricultural, research, pesticides
Summer Internship, juniors only
Individual interviews. 1-4 p.m.
Dear Editors
Dear Disgruntled Sophomore,
First, I would like to say that your opi-
nion is of no value to me because you do
not have the guts to sign your name to
your letter. Secondly, why can't you tell
me your complaints up front in person,
through my mail box or in the question-
naire that i sent out to every sophomore.
Personally 1 believe that you are just tak-
ing small trivial things and making a big
argument out of the dinner dance. Third-
IF I START TO PAU
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THE DVC WRITING CENTER FOR INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION SEE DR. HEATH. LASKER 18. FOR SCHEDULING.
ly, I would like to give you the classes
opinion on the dinner dance — out of
300 questionnaires I received 33 back.
The results were as follows: Did you en-
joy yourself? 27 yes, 6 no; Did you like
Bentley's? 18 yes. 9 no, 6 undecided;
Did you like the food? 20 yes. 11 no, 2
undecided; Did you get enough? 7 yes,
26 no; Did you feel the price was reason-
able? 18 yes, 14 no, 1 undecided; Did
you enjoy the DJ? 18 yes, 12 no, 3 un-
decided; Did he play the right songs? 19
yes, 13 no, 1 undecided; Did he create a
party atmosphere? 17 yes. 16 no; Over-
all did you feel that the dance was a suc-
cess? 20 yes, 11 no, 2 undecided.
Granted these are not all the ques-
tions, but they are the major ones in
which you argue your point out. Now
that you have the facts you can make
your own decision on whether or not the
dance was a success. Personally, I
thought it went well with a few excep-
tions which we can change next year, but
without suggestions from the class I can-
not know what you or the class wants. It
is not that hard to find me or any officer
or send it in the mail. Or is it?!?
As for the food, I too was disap-
pointed in the quantity and I was told
that there would be enough food to feed
200 people and I know there was not
enough and Bentley's will also know be-
cause I was sent a questionnaire to fill
out. Oh, and by the way, you are wel-
come to read It, just stop by and I will
show you it. As far as your chair and
table you can take that to Bentley's. I
have no authority over your ripped chair
and plywood table, but if you notice,
most banquet halls give a cheaper table
because they never know what will hap-
pen at banquets. Next time I will make
sure to check your table and chairs
before you sit down!
As far as the DJ. it sounds as if you are
perfect and that just because they made
three mistakes they are crucified. I truely
believe that everyone is entitled to a few
mistakes when you're just starting and
playing to a new crowd and as far as
songs running into one another, profes-
sionals do it that way to keep the dancing
beat going. Apparently you have not
been to too many good dance halls.
Finally, as to your last comment about
class activities and the feeling of being
non-sociable, did you personally make
any effort to talk to other tables or asso-
ciate with other groups or did you just sit
in a corner and sulk? As for class events,
last semester the class held Spirit Day in
which we were to wear hats. Haunted
House which we did and only a handful
of class members helped to put it on. a
Pizza Night, and finally the Dinner Dance
plus open invitations to class meetings
and if you had any suggestions or com-
ments to drop them off in my mailbox or
to see any class officer. Do you need a
special invitation? Well here is one. on
April 18 we will be having a Pizza &
Movie Night in the dining hall starting at
7p.m. with the movie beginning around
9 p.m. in Mandell 114 and if you cannot
make that then on May 6 we will have a
Hawaiian Luau at the YMCA -in Doyles-
town with free admission to those who
put three or more hours towards A- Day
and if you are not able to work on A- Day
a $2 charge at the door to get in.
If you believe that this is not enough,
where are your suggestions?
I would like to leave you with one
thing, the administration had a lot to say
about our dance, they enjoyed it im-
mensely. I quote Mrs. Feldstein who
said, "this has been one of the most en-
joyable dinner dances that I have been to
in a long time." Dr. and Mrs. Mertz said,
and I quote. "It gives us such great plea-
sure to see everybody having such a
good time." Apparently everyone and
even you pulled the wool over their eyes
when you say that you and the class had
a bad time. Think about it. do you ac-
tually know what you saying?!?
Sincerely,
Beth Meny
Class of 87 President
GOOD NEWS!
L,A, is not the onli^ beer
DVC drinks!
DVC students began this new semester
with a new approach to partying. No
longer would there be room searches, no
longer would parties have to be off in a
corner, no longer would students have to
sneak around like children hiding from
their parents.
From the start of the semester regis-
tered parties became a weekly event.
Everyone enjoyed the new approach.
Then suddenly it stopped. The last
weekend in February saw two parties
concealed. Why? Then student's atti-
tudes began to change. Despair replaced
the eagerness of the early part of the
term. Why? instead of enjoying the
weekend here on campus students were
leaving again. Why?
"They had a good thing going but they
ruined it," students remarked. What
happened? Students will tell you that the
Social Board is requiring all registered
parties to serve only Low Alcohol Beer
and students don't like it "L.A. Beer is
for Sunday morning before church.'
someone said.
What actually has happened though is
the result of bad communications.
The Social Board cannot make any
mandates requiring what type of beer is
to be served at registered parties. The of-
ficial position of the College is stated in
Memorandum *l-85. which everyone
received on registration day. The bottom
line comes down to student responsibility.
The College is not going to encourage
the consumption of alcohol. But the Col-
lege is not denying reality either. Mr.
Tasker sums it up. "If you are going to
drink, do it responsibly." That is why the
recommendation was made to serve
LA. Beer at the larger open parties: to
allow for the consumption of alcohol in
the most mature and responsible way. to
keep in mind those who are driving, and
those under 21 who can't legally drink
anyway. The College is trying to keep a
good focus on the entire issue of alcohol.
While the College deals with alcohol in
its reality on campus, the students are
facing it from another angle Many feel
cheated, like a good thing was happen-
ing and suddenly it was taken away.
Already the speak-easy type of parties
are reappearing, and many students are
going home on weekends. Some may
even transfer out. this is not a small
issue.
But these feelings are not founded on
facts. Coach Wilson and the rest of the
Social Board want to see this issue dealt
with. There are a great many ideas in the
air, a pub on campus? A dance hall?
And whatever else a College can have.
Coach Wilson wanted to see the Hooters
concert video taped and played back at a
Hooters Dance after the show. Some
students wondered why it didn't happen.
There is really no limit to what great
things could happen here at DVC. We
have to start from where we are. figure
out where we want to be. and make it
happen. We have a great many faculty
members and responsible students who
want positive results to come from this
semester's new approach.
Talk to people, like Coach Wilson,
they'll listen. They want to make DVC a
home away from home.
And remember — the issue is not the
kind of beer we drink, it is the responsi-
bility we show and the maturity we dis-
play that will ultimately determine the
course we take from here.
Let's go for it.
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DVC BENCHES BUILT
WITH TLC
by Bill Rein
First the benches disappeared. Then
went the bleachers. But don't worry
folks, it was all for a good cause.
If you happened to wonder where
those old. institutional green benches,
which were once found all around cam-
pus, disappeared to. you should go over
and see our resident senior carpenter,
John Herbst. He has actually recycled
good lumber and old metal bench sup-
ports, added some ingenuity only a sea-
soned carpenter could add. and has
turned them into something money can-
not buy anymore — quality furniture.
According to the Maintenance Depart-
ment's Jim Tooley. the Receiving De-
partment had gathered up all our old
benches and salvaged some wood plank-
ing from old baseball field bleachers
(which, by the way, are due to be re-
placed soon). Maintenance was to try
and use what they could to zap some life
into the rotting benches. Mr. Herbst
found the bleacher planks to be excellent
seasoned yellow pine and fir. Integral
leg-and-back supports were removed
from each bench (some of which "looked
like they were ready for the dumpster."
Mr. Tooley said) . The layers of old green
paint were removed, and the supports
were repainted. Benches not needing
new wooden slats were of especially
solid oak. which. Mr. Herbst noted, you
just cannot find anymore. The oak was
sanded to bare wood and was revamished
three times, leaving a clear, protected
natural wood grain.
Nevertheless, many of the benches
were so old and in such sad shape from
years of exposure to both weather ex-
tremes and extreme people, that their
wooden slats had to be replaced if
anyone was going to use them as seats
again! This posed no obstacle for John
Herbst. who took the old bleacher
planks, cut them into bench-sized slats,
filled their old bolt holes with solid wood
dowels to fit. sanded them smooth, and
gave them three coats of glowing var-
nish. Believe me. these benches look like
reproductions of an antique. And yet.
they cost us nothing except some shiny
new bolts, paint and sandpaper. In re-
turn we got John Herbst's expert crafts-
manship and his co-workers got first
hand knowledge on quality carpentry.
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 112 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ ploys music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
PERSONALS
Single, white female looking for a rich,
single, white male with a terminal disease.
Code 003
What db you get when you add a
3.88 GPA. a 660/800 on the GMAT, a
1310/1600 on the GRE and scholarship
offers to top graduate schools? A very
smart, happy and successful young man!
Says something about a DVC business
student, don't you think?
Alias
Married, white male better watch himself
before his married, white wife catches
him. But until then, let's continue . . .
Under the Yum Yum Tree
Last Monday night the Repertory
Theater of America came to DVC to per-
form Lawrence Roman's Under the Yum
Yum Tree.
The play, staged in two acts, is an off-
beat comedy about a college freshman.
Robin Austin, and her fiance. Dave Man-
ning. Robin is struggling over her rela-
tionship with Dave because she ques-
tions her motives for loving him. She
doesn't want a purely physical relation-
ship, so she arranges to have him
plutonicly live with her for the summer.
A plan destined for failure.
Happily, however, for the audience,
the plan is also comical. Especially the
character Hogan: He is charming and
clever landlord, a real terror of the ten-
nants in this case: Jeffery Whitman does
a brilliant job of portraying this crazy
character. Hogan is the type of person
that is simply hard to understand. He is
almost too much to handle, but he is still
warm enough that people tolerate his
antics.
Hogan only agitates Robin's plan to
put her love to the test. What test?
Stress, of course, and stress she gets.
The Repertory Theater of America is
based in Rockport. Texas. All the actors
are professional They have been under
contract since August 26. and after six
weeks of rehearsal, hit the road to tour
the country.
Prereglstration —
1985 Fall Semester
All students returning for the 1985 fall
semester are required to preregister for
1985 fall semester courses in assigned
faculty member's office on the following
days: March 27. 28. 29. April L 2. 3. 4.
Completion of preregistration will be
held on Wednesday. April 10. 1985 in
the Student Center All-Purpose Room.
Business Administration students will
complete preregistration in Allman Build-
ing — Lecture Room on Wednesday.
April 10. 1985.
All full time students must make Ad-
vanced Payment to the Accounting Of-
fice before preregistering for courses or
signing up for dormitory room
Further information concerning pre-
registration will be posted on campus
bulletin boards.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concert*:
At The Spectrum:
Tues., March 26, Deep Purple
with Giuffria
Fri., March 29, Roger Waters
Mon., April 1. Geoi^e Thorogood and
the Delaware Destroyers
At The Tower Theater:
Sat. &Sun., April 20 & 21,
Eddie Murphy
Mon, April 22, U2
At Young's Regency (Blue Bell):
Sun., March 31, Mantis with Jahil
PROFILE: Mantis, a local band on the
rise, a three part mini-article. 1 have
recently had the opportunity to spend
some time with the band and interview
the band. The guys made me feel like 1
was a long lost friend. They were really
psyched for the interview. Here is part of
the interview.
Mantis are:
John Bateman (Bass, Vocals)
Steve Cermanski (Keyboards.
Lead Vocals)
Mike Natalini (Drums, Vocals)
Ira Sherman (Guitar, Vocals)
Q: What year was MANTIS formed?
A: [Ira] Mantis was formed in 1979.
Q: Who started the band
A: As far as who started the band, it was
Steve and I. We used to be down in his
basement rehearsing songs together, and
we started trying owt different people.
We have been through eleven different
drummers, we finally got somebody.
(Mike) Wait a minute, I heard it was fif-
teen. (Ira] after ten you forget. Michael is
the one that has really stuck with us and
he is really doing a heck of a job, I must
say so. (John) Mike will be with us two
years in June. (Mike, jokingly] Two
years too long!
Q: When and wh\^ did pou decide on the
name MANTIS?
A: [Ira] In 1979 Stephanie Stern came
up with the name. She's done promo-
tion for us and she came up with the
name. [Mike] She has done some writ-
ing for us too. [Ira] She has done differ-
ent articles for us and she's worked with
us. As to why the name, I guess it is be-
cause of the logo of the Preying Mantis.
A logo means a lot to a band. [Mike]
Mantis, a band that doesn't have to pray
to be heard!
Q: Describe i;our music. (A stereo had
been ph\;ing a Mantis demotape in the
background. Ira turned the volume up,
everyone laughed.)
A: [John] We like to think that we have a
good rhythm backbone and meaningful
lyrics, good melodies and harmonies.
We like pleasing people. We don't sound
like anybody else. We are Mantis and I
think we have a sound of our own as
compared to other groups. [Mike] When
we first came out with the single, people
from where I work said it sounded like
Led Zepplin and Def Leppard, whereas
the flip side (the ballad) sounds nowhere
near those two groups. It is Mantis. We
do everything from ballads to danceable
tunes. [John] Our music is original — it is
unique.
Q: What is the title of your new single?
A: The title of our next single is "One of
the Boys." I would describe it as a dance
song with a good steady rcx:k beat. The
song is about a girl who. in your eyes, is
just one of the boys, you know she is
always hanging out with the guys.
Q: Who writes your material?
A: [Ira] Steve and 1 write the stuff. Steve
usually comes up with the lyrics and I will
come up with the melody, with the help
of Michael and John. John comes up
with a lot of the arrangements for the
songs. [John] Lately things fall into place
real fast. [Mike] We can tell right away if
we like the latest tunes that we have writ-
ten together or not.
Look for more on the interview with
MANTIS in next week's Ram Pages.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
The Graduate Management
Admissions Test
by Duke Blessing
The following information is intended
for everyone — whether you plan on at-
tending graduate school or not. Graduate
school may be the last thing on your
mind right now but a couple of years
down the road your employer may decide
to send you for an MBA (Masters in Busi-
ness Administration) or some other type
of masters degree.
The MBA is the most popular and
most sought after masters degree. The
top-notch MBA programs are full time
day programs for the best undergraduate
students in the nation. A grade point
average of 3.7 and a GMAT score in the
80th percentile will at least put your ap-
plication in the "maybe" pile.
A majority of students choose to go
part-time at night. With a bachelors
degree in business, the MBA program
can be completed in three years — five
years for most other undergraduate
degrees.
The catch is that all MBA programs
worth anything require the GMAT. You
may be a business major, ag major or
anything, but to get into any type of
MBA program, you need to take the test
months before entering school.
I recommend to every junior and
senior to take the test as soon as possi-
ble. You will not have to worry about it
three years down the road when some of
your math skills have possibly flown out
the window. You never know when
your employer will decide he wants you
to get an advanced degree.
The GMAT is not a test of knowledge
in specific subjects, it is a test of certain
skills and abilities that have been found
to contribute to success in graduate pro-
grams in business and management.
The GMAT consists of multiple-choice
questions which are divided among eight
separately timed sections; the total
testing time is about four hours.
There are five different areas covered
on the test: problem solving, data suffi-
ciency, reading comprehension, analysis
of situation and writing ability.
At first look the test seems unbeatable,
but if you prepare the right way, you can
rip your way right through it (even you
Mr. X)!
I took the test on January 26 and felt
extrernely confident when it was over.
I applied to take the test last September
(for the January 26 date) and purchased
three books to study from. Each book
was loaded with math questions, usage
questions and a lot of other helpful tid-
bits The books also contained actual
GMAT tests given in previous years.
After 14 weeks of studying. 10 actual
timed exams and countless math prob-
lems — I was quite ready to take on the
GMAT.
All the preparation paid off because 1
got a 660 out of 800. the 92nd percentile!
If you start now there is a test June 15
which can be had if you put the time in
— but do it now before you are away
from school too long!
FRESHMAN SHAUN SMITH
TAKES FIRST PLACE AT
THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
by Duke Blessing
As a high school senior in Dover. Pa..
Shaun Smith won the state champion-
ship and with that honor came recruiters
from wrestling powerhouses.
After a brief stint at Lock Haven Uni-
versity. Smith was not quite sure that
school was for him and he left before the
season got underway.
Lock Haven's bss was definitely DVCs
gain as Smith, after sitting out for over a
year, enrolled at DVC and worked his
way into shape and eventually the start-
ing lineup.
First came an undefeated season with
every victory coming by way of technical
fall.
Next was an M.V.P. performance in
the MAC championships won by the
Aggies
Finally, Smith became All-American
Shaun Smith as he placed first in the
Division III National champions at
Augustana College in Rock Island. Il-
linois (the same college that produced
the Cincinnati Bengals starting quarter-
back Ken Anderson for all you fellow
trivia heads) .
Smith won four matches to earn the ti-
tle. He started by defeating Paul Van
Osbee. the number three seed, 6-5.
in his next match Smith defeated Ken
Pratt of Cortland State. 15-6.
in the semi-finals. Smith crushed four-
time All-American Tom Hall of Augsburg
College. 22-10
In the finals. Shaun defeated the
defending national champion Dan Pan-
taelco. (who had a record 78 consecu-
tive victory streak snapped in the pro-
cess). 8-4.
The following is from an interview
conducted with All-American Shaun
Smith:
Q: What did \;ou do during that year
away to keep in shape?
A: I ran a lot and played quite a bit of
tennis because somewhere in the back of
my mind I knew that I would be wrestling
somewhere at sometime.
Q: Did ^ou think in September that \;ou
would be wrestling this January;?
A: I really was not sure until I actually
said yes a few weeks before the semester.
Coach Marshall talked to me a lot about
coming here and now 1 am glad I did
Q: Did you personally feel that the layoff
would have an effect on you?
A: I did not really know until I actually
got on the mat. My first two exhibition
matches were close, closer than they
should have been. My stamina and tech-
nique were pretty hard to pick up on
right away.
Q: What were your expectations in going
to the national tournament?
A: My goal was to place in the top eight
and be an All-American. It was not until
after the semi-final match that I realized
that I could actually win it all.
Q: What was the first thought or feeling
that went through you when the buzzer
went off and the last match ended?
A: I really could not believe that I had
won it.
Q: Being undefeated during the season.
MVP at the MAC Championships and
placing first at Nationals: what are your
goals for next year?
A: To win the MAC's again and place in
the top eight at the Division I National
Championships.
Q: You are at the top now. looking
down, what will help you and motivate
you to stay there for the next three
years?
A: I have achieved a goal of mine early,
but there are other goals. People will be
gunning for me but 1 know how sweet it
is at the top and I want to stay there.
Once you have tasted it. it's enough to
push you to work hard and stay.
Q: Any closing thoughts or comments?
A: I could not have done it without
Coach Marshall and his belief in me. My
partners were a great help and I have got
to thank Dan, Steve. Tracy and Drew for
pushing me the whole time.
I would personally like to congratulate
Shaun for an excellent season and wish
him luck in the next three years at DVC
— you made some people proud Shaun!
GIMBaS
GIVE YOURSELF A LITTLE EXTRA CREDIT AT GIMBELS
We know many students would enjoy the convenience of a credit card. . .
...but the old saying goes; you can't get credit without credit!!!
WERE TRYING TO CHANGE THAT.
EXTRA CREDIT AT GIMBELS!
With your Delaware Valley College I.D., driver's license or other
acceptable l.D. — Gimbels will expedite your application for an account.
Once approved you'll be on your way
to establishing credit in your own name.
REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE ON CAMPUS FROM
MARCH 25 to MARCH 29 AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
Dining Hall 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Student Center 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
TMa Week's Pop Top Ten:
1. Careless Whisper. Wham
2. Easy Lover. Phillip Bailey & Phil
Collins
3. I Want to Know What Love Is.
Foreigner
4. Loverboy. Billy Ocean
5. California Girls. David Lee Roth
6. The Boys of Summer. Don Henley
7. Sugar Walls. Sheena Easton
8. Can't Fight This Feeling. REO
Speedwagon
9 Method of Modern Love. Hall &
Oates
10. The Old Man Down the Road. John
Foberty
Pop Chart Climbers:
1. Take Me With You. Prince
2 All She Wants to do is Daiicc
Henley
Don
This Week's Country Top Ten:
1. Baby's Got Her Blue .leans On. Mel
McDaniel
2. One Owner Heart. T (i Sheppard
3. You Turn Me On. Ed Bruce
4. Ain't She Something Else. Conway
Twitty
5. Baby Bye Bye. Gary Morris
6. My Baby's Got Good Timing. Dan
Seals
7. All Tangled ifp in Love. Gus Hardin
8. Make My Life With You. The Oak
Ridge Boys
9. My Only Love. The Statlers
10. Crazy For Your Love. B<ile
Bits:
Hey guys, there's a new band in town,
their name is MANTIS and they'll be
playing in Montgomery County on Sun
day, March 31 at 8 p.m. Opening for
them is Jahil. They play some really
heavy-duty rock-n-roll (stuff like Van
Halen. Quiet Riot and more). Tickets are
$6 at the door, unless you have one of
my VIP. passes (keep reading for
details on how to get them). The passes
are good for two bucks off the ticket
price, so if you are into some heavy-duty
rock-n-roll I'll see you there (look for an
interview and a write up of the show) .
Music Trivia:
The answer to last week's Music Trivia
question. "Who wrote Freebird?" is
"Ronnie Van Sandt."
If you can answer this week's music
trivia question and have the answer in
my off campus mailbox (Mike DeRosa)
by midnight Friday night (I always
wanted to say that) , you can win one of
ten p>airs of VIP. passes to go see
MANTIS at Young's Regency in Blue
Bell.
This week's trivia questions is: "Where
were Eddie and Alex Van Halen born?"
Answer in next week's Ram Pages.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown, Linda Bailey, Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
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Vol. XVIV. No. 22
Monday, April 1. 1985
Highlights
Look for
Superstars Weekend!
April 19 & 20
NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
by L.E. Biatt
The Annual Alumni Phonathon was a
total success according to Director of
Alumni Affairs, Jim Trainer. For five
days last week (Sunday, March 17 to
Thursday, March 21), approximately 40
students and 25 alumni sat in the lobby
of Lasker Hall on the telephone calling
alumni of D.V.C.
The Phonathon is held one time each
year to aid in the Annual Giving Cam-
paign. An effort is made to contact as
many of the alumni as possible. The goal
of the entire Annual Giving Campaign is
$300,000 and ends on June 30, 1985.
Prior to the Phonathon, approximately
$150,000 was raised. During the
Phonathon, a total of $51,280 was
pledged with 656 alumni responding to
our calk. (X the 656 alumni who pledged,
158 were new givers (they nevef gave
money to the Annual Giving Campaign
before this year). The money raised, if
unrestricted, will help to keep the cost of
tuition down . It was a good time as the
alumni enjoyed hearing from the stu-
dents and the students enjoyed talking
with alumni.
This year there is a special addition to
the Annual Giving Campaign. An anon-
ymous donor has challenged the gradu-
ated classes of the ^'s to match dollar
for dollar each gift made to the Annual
Giving Campaign up to a total of $25,000.
Mr. Trainer and the rest of the Alumni
Office Staff would like to thank everyone
who help)€d out with this successful event
as they were happy with the turnout and
thankful for all pledges
An Afternoon with the Classics (page 2)
From the Infirmary
Several colleges have recently had
measles epidemics which have received
notoriety in the news. It is the policy at
D.V.C. that students immunizations be
up to date and recorded in the health
records kept in the infirmary. Included in
the Report of Health Evaluation form are
questions regarding a history of cither
measles itself or measles vaccine. Please
check with your parents or family physi-
cian to be sure you have immunity
against the disease. If you never had
measles or had the measles vaccine
before 1969 you should receive the vac-
cine. Check with the infirmary if any
questions.
If everyone has immunity to the
disease, a measles epidemic can be
averted at D.V.C.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Dr. Walheim
Dr. Krick
Ukranian Easter Egg
Workshop
One of the traditions of Easter is the
making of Easter eggs. The people of
Slavic background have taken this pro-
cess and made it literally into an art form.
These so called Unkranian Easter eggs
go far beyond the Easter eggs that we
made as children.
Since beeswax is involved in the pro-
cess of making Ukranian Easter eggs, the
Apiary Society will be sponsoring a
workshop on making Ukranian Easter
eggs starting at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, April
2, 1985 at the Bee House. At this time,
you will have the opportunity of trying
your hand at making an Ukranian Easter
egg, and hopefully you will have a mas-
terpiece to take home with you for
Easter.
The workshop will be conducted by
Miss Veronica Paris. D.V.C.'s resident
Ukranian Easter egg expert. The meeting
is open to all interested members of the
D.V.C. College Community, and the
Apiary Society invites anyone interested
to attend.
UNDER STRESS?
As spring approaches, our minds tend
to turn toward thoughts of sunbathing
and Softball games. Plans for sitting out
on warm evenings and enjoying the
summer tend to occupy our minds. On a
college campus, however, spring brings
not only thoughts of relaxation and sum-
mer fun, but other thoughts as well.
Term papers will soon be due and final
exams are following close in their tracks.
Any work you may have let go, while
enjoying a spring day perhaps, is now
lingering, waiting for your attention.
If you are a senior, you must begin to
say goodbbye to close friends with whom
you have grown. You must also make
decisions such as, 'what do I do now?'.
Will you go on to graduate school? Move
home? Get a job? What job?
Underclassmen are faced with many
decisions too. What kind of job do I get
this summer? How do I get the money to
return next year? Have I chosen the right
major?
All these questions add to pressure; a
pressure that is already high, due to the
demands of finishing a semester. Stress
is the result. Too much stress can lead to
prdjiems that make it difficult for people
to make good decisions. It can lead to
distraction and a lack of concentration
that inhibit the ability to study well and
write good papers. Stress can wind you
up so much that you find it hard to sleep
or exhaust you to the point that all you
do is sleep. One of the biggest problems
of stress is that it is self-perpetuating. The
more stress you feel, the less well you
function and poor functioning only in-
creases your stress.
Well, there is nothing you can do to
stop spring from coming and if spring
comes, you know that the end of the
semester is not far behind . So does that
mean you must grit your teeth and simply
try to push your way through with the
hope that you can survive the stress and
pressure that you know is coming? That
is one way and it may work, but there
are ways you can prepare yourself for
the stress so that the blow is not so
strong. There are also things you can do
to reduce the amount of stress you must
endure. Stress management involves
learning to manage and control a wide
range of life skills and activities. For ex-
ample, there are changes you can make
in your diet that can help your body be
stronger and more efficient in withstan-
ding stress. There are also exercises and
breathing techniques that can help with
this. Learning to plan time better and to
use time efficiently can help to reduce
stress even before it starts. Relaxation
techniques and biofeedback (a method
which uses sensitive instruments to
monitor and help people leam to control
body functions, such as heart rate and
blood pressure) , can be very effective in
helping people cope with the stress they
do experience. It is not possible to elimi-
nate stress, but it is possible to reduce it
and effectively cope with it.
If you are interested in learning more
about how to deal with stress, stop into
the infirmary 2:00-5:00 on Wednesdays
or 5:00-8:00 on Thursdays and ask for
Reb or Kathy. Or give a call to Reb
Brooks at the Lenape Valley Founda-
tion, Biofeedback and Stress Manage-
ment Center (822-7510). It could make
for a much more relaxing and enjoyable
spring and summer.
PATHFINDER COW
AWARD
DVC Pride 1858, owned by Delaware
Valley College, has been selected as a
1985 "Pathfinder" cow.
The guidelines used in determining
Pathfinder status are:
1. Beginning with her first calf, all
calves calves must have been
recorded on AHIR. No irregular
weanings or calves by commercial
sires are used in the analysis.
2 . A weaning weight must have been
processed on a calf bom after
June 30, 1983.
3 . A cow must have had her first calf
at an age equal to or less than the
average age of the herd at first
calving, plus 30 days.
4 . She must maintain a regular calv-
ing interval which is determined as
follows: Number of Calving Inter-
vals(30) -f 365 = Maximum
Calving Interval
5 . A cow must have produced at
least three calves with an average
weaning ratio of 105 and these
calves must have been evaluated
with at least 9 other herd mates.
DVC Pride 1858 has produced 5 calves
with an average weaning ratio of 107,
and has met the rigid requirements for
early calving and regularity of calving.
Ukranian Easter Eggs
One day a poor peddler went to the
marketplace to sell a basket of eggs. He
came upon a crowd mocking a man who
staggered with a heavy cross on which
he was about to be crucified. The ped-
dler went to his aid, leaving the basket by
the roadside. When he returned, he
found the eggs transformed into ex-
quisite designs of bright colors. The man
was Christ and the peddler was Simon,
and the eggs were to become the symbol
of the rebirth for all mankind.
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DVC Superstars:
April 20
by Duke Blessing
The Resident Assistants will be
sponsoring their annual superstars
competition on Saturday, April 20th.
This year's events will include ap-
proximately 25 teams with 6 people
per team (3 girls and 3 guys) . The cost
is $12 per team.
Saturday evening, a superstars
registered party will be held for the en-
tire school with superstars participants
admitted for free!
Look for sign-up information on
Wedne«Jlay. April 3rd, in the cafeteria
during dinner hours. Have money and
team rosters at that time also.
Next week's Ram Pages will have
more details about Superstars!!
Plan on entering a team and having
a ^x)d time!
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
Concerts;
At The Spectrum:
Mon.. April 1, George Thorogood and
the Delaware Destroyers
At The Tower Theater:
Sat. & Sun. April 20 & 21.
Eddie Murphy
Mon. April 22. U2
PROFILE: Mantis, a local band on the
rise, a three part mini-article. Here is the
second part of the interview with MAN-
TIS. Since the interview I have spend
much time with the band and have
listened to them play even more. They
are GOOD!!! Try to get out and see
them, you won't be sorry!
Mantis are:
John Bateman (Bass. Vocals)
Steve Cermanski (Keyboards,
Lead Vocals)
Mike Natalini (Drums. Vocals)
Ira Sherman (Guitar, Vocals)
Q:7How often do {^ou practice?
A: [Iraj We try to get in three or four
nights week, with us playing Fridays and
Saturdays. We try to get in Monday.
Wednesday and Friday.
Q'.SWhat are you thinking of right before
\;ou go out on stage?
A: [Ira] I'm thinking, hopefully the peo-
ple are going to like the show and have a
good time. [John] What 1 won^y about is,
how much of the stuff that 1 buy like
bracelets, bandanas, and jewelry— stuff
that I have hanging off my clothes is go-
ing to be left when I'm done. I think of
the money we have spent in the last two
years on stuff and the kids they just rip it
right off. 1 definitely think about the au-
dience I want to go out there and 1 want
the people to be happy. I'm definitely go-
ing to do my best. I worry more about
everybody else doing their job than
about myself. [Mike] I think about how
we are going to go over. I want to go
over so good because I know we've all
been doing this for so long. I just want to
make sure that the people are going to
be happjy. They are out there paying
their money to see us, we have to go out
there and give them their moneys worth
and more. We have to go out there and
be a band— be the band they came to
see. [Steve] What I am thinking is, how
can I motivate those people out there?
What should I do to make everyone in
that place have a good time? If 1 look out
there and 1 see somebody that is not
smiling I'll run over to them, stand right
in their face and make them smile. 1 want
everyone to have a good time.
Q:9Does MANTIS have a message— are
l>ou trying to say something?
A: [Steve] I have been doing that with
music aH my life. If you believe in
something you should go for It and never
think twice about it. Give it all your effort
and be glad you did because someday
you will look back, if you don't do it and
say "hey I should have done that!" If you
are happy with being a plumber, be a
plumber but be happy that you are.
[Mike] We want to sell smiles— That is
what we want to do. We want everybody
out there to be happy. Everybody wants
to make people happy, and thaMs what
we are out there for. [John] No matter
how tough things get out there— In life in
general— Always think that without
music what is there? [Ira] Even the
richest boy is poor without music.
Basically all our songs usually deal with
everyday life, relationships with different
girls. Alot of our songs are based around
girls. Our songs are about relationships.
Q'.lOWhat keeps MANTIS going?
A: [John] Our fans. [Mike] Our fans
definitely. [John] The people that keep
telling us not to give up. that we are go-
ing to make it. I can honestly tell you that
there have been days when I say to
myself "What am I doing?" and there are
days when I think "Tomorrow, it is going
to happen tomorrow!" It is other people,
people that like us and come out every
weekend. Even people that don't know
us and come to see us for the first time,
they come up to us and say "You're go-
ing to make it— you're good— don't give
up!" There is something about our tunes
that stick with them. That is what keeps
Mantis going. [Mike] It's the people, our
fans. It is the people. [Steve] I get letters
and phone calls everyday, saying "we
love the band" The response like that is
the only thing that keeps us in there. We
have been through so many rough times
that any situation could arise— bad or
whatever— and we could handle it. So
many times you feel like hanging it up
and saying "look we are not going to
make it. Why are we doing this?" We will
be the first ones to take is out on each
other, but there is a love here. The
response we get from the people make it
worth it. If it wasn't for the people there
would be no reason for going on . When
they come up and say "you are good
keep going!" that is what keeps
you going.
Q: 1 1 Where is Mantis playing in the next
few weeks?
A: April 5 and 6: Yesterdays.
King of Prussia
April 12: Chuck-e-Cheese. Norristown
April 19: Tony's Tavern. Ziglersville
April 20: P.M. Lounge. Willow Grove
Navy Base
April 26 and 27: Coletti's. Norristown
May 3: The Galaxy. Sommerdale N.J.
Q:l2What does the future look
like for MANTIS?
A: [Mike] It looks like a lot of fun, it looks
definitely like a lot of fun. [John] And a
lot of hard work. [Mike] A lot of hard
work, but I can honestly say for the two
years that I have been with the band it
has been loads of fun. [John] The future
for Mantis looks like whatever our fans
want it to be. [Steve] Bright, very bright,
it's obviously not going to happen over-
night. It's going to take a long time, but it
is a slow step by step type of thing. We
will be there and we will record and we
will tour, it's just going to take a Jong
time. The thing to remember is that you
meet the same people on the way up the
ladder that you do on the way down
You have to take it as it comes— step by
step.
As a last comment the band stressed
their involvement with the Variety Club.
They also wish to thank their Roadies:
Buddy, Mark, Steve. Mike, Jim, Chris,
Wayne and Chris.
DVC CHORALE SPRING
CONCERT SCHEDULE
Tuesday, April 16,
spring concert 7:30 p.m. STC Audit
Friday. April 19,
Briar Leaf Nursing Home 2 p.m.
Doylestown
Sunday, April 28,
A Day Concert STC Audit
Saturday, May 4.
Solebury Farmers' Club 6:30 p.m.
Solebury
Philadelphia Orchestra Concert on
Wednesday April 17.
Tickets are $3.50
Bus will leave gym at 6:30 p.m.
Take your date for a special
musically treat!
GRADUATE SCHOOL??
by Dr. Bcrthold
During our Annual Career Day, I had
the opportunity of spending quite a bit of
time with Dr. Roger Locandro. the Cook
(Rutger Agricultural School) College
Dean. During this time, we spoke with a
number of our students, and 1 was sur-
prised to find that many of them had no
concept as to how a graduate education
is financed.
In the case of Liberal Arts majors in-
cluding those majoring in Business and
related fields, most students have to
finance their own graduate education.
However many business graduates have
thier graduate educations financed by
their employers.
For those students majoring in
Agriculture and in many of the sciences,
financing a graduate education is fre-
quently a different matter Many
graduate school departments have
available research assistanceships and/or
teaching assistanceships for qualified
students, and depending upon the situa-
tion, often a "B" average is enough to
qualify. Currently at the two colleges that
I checked, graduate assistants are beging
paid about $7,000 per year, and their
tuition is waved. In most instances, this
assistanceship is also tax free.
Many of the students whom Dr.
Locandro and I talked with first said that
they couldn't financially afford to go on
to graduate school after the costs of four
undergraduate years. However, if you
are interested and if you have the
academic credentials, you really should
look into the possibility of attending
graduate school.
M
AN AFTERNOON WITH
•»»
THE CLASSICS'
On Sunday, the 24th. the Liberal Arts
department presented "An afternoon with
the classics". Mrs. Roberts. Mr Durmer
and the members of the chorale
pre^nted the classics.
The show began with Mrs. Roberts us-
ing her strong voice to sing some classical
favorites. Her last song, "1 bought me a
cat", was the crowds favorite.
Mrs. Roberts turned the show over to
Mr. Durner on the trombone and Jenifer
Mease on the flute. The two instruments
together created a very soothing sound.
Then, Mr. Dumer went solo on the trom-
bone. Being accompanied by a piano,
Mr. Durner created very lively music.
When Mr. Dumer finished, the show
was turned over to the chorale. Mrs.
Roberts conducted and Leslie Blatt and
Donna Lazarus accompanied. Their selc-
tion of songs were supert) with the ending
song being "The Lord's Prayer."
The concert was very poorly attended
due to the lack of extensive advertise-
ment.
The DVC band and chorale "Spring
Concert" is on Tuesday, April 16th at
7:30 p.m. Please come out and see what
beautiful voices and talented musicians
we have at Del Val. The concert promises
to be excellent!
Dear Editors
Dear Editon,
I have heard that people on campus
get their kicks by destroying other peo-
ple's property. This was done by
discharging a fire extinguisher under
doors while the occupants were asleep. It
was very irresponsible of the students to
commit to such an action .
The fire extinguishers are there for a
purpose. Let them serve their purpose
and nothing else.
If there had been a fire that evening,
what would have occurred?
Sincerely,
A concerned student
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
One of our new gardens on campus,
the Hillman garden next to the library,
was a great addition to our campus. It
turned out really nice but the garden
itself and the area towards the
greenhouse are very dark at night. Peo-
ple going to the greenhouse complex to
study walk from, in back of the cafe, to
the greenhouses and trip over metal rods
or pipes sticking up above the ground. I
think the Hillman garden should have
small lights (and benches) and either a
street light on the telephone pole or spot
light on a tree to light up the grass area. I
think this is something that should be fix-
ed or looked into before someone breaks
a leg.
The campus seems to be getting a little
better at nights because of more lights be-
ing put up; lets keep this going and il-
luminate the rest of those dark spots.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Alan Hammann
COMPANIES COMING TO
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE
THE WEEK OF APRIL 1
Tuesday, April 2,
STRATTON CHRISTMAS TREES
Individual interviews starting
9:00 Am - 4:00 Pm
WEAVER POODS
Individual interviews starting 9:00 Am -
4:00 Pm
SPECIAL SUMMER
COURSE *
The course entitled "AGRONOMIC
CROP PRODUCTION" will be offered for
the third year during the first Summer
Session -May 20 to June 28, 1985. The
course will provide "in season" experience
in all farming operations, from seedbed
preparation to harvesting. While the
course includes lecture presentation, the
emphasis is on practical experience,
especially field experience. The schedule
for the summer will be:
12:30 -4:30 P.M.
5:30 - 8:30 P.M.
Each Tuesday and Thursday.
An additional 3-hour "Help" sesston
will be scheduled during each week on a
need basis.
The maximum number of students will
be limited to no more than 12 (twelve).
Should enough students register, a se-
cond group will be sheduled on Mondays
and Wednesdays at the same hours.
We strongly advise anyone interested
in farming, especially those lacking in far-
ming experience, to take advantage of
this course and register for it.
For additional information, contact Mr.
Claycomb, the instructor in charge of the
course, or Dr. Prundeanu, the Chairman
of the Agronomy Department.
Julian Prundeanu.
Chairman
Agronomy Department
* Three semester credits or 1 (one)
semester credit. Employment Program (if
approved by the respective Department
Chairman) .
I
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
CINDERELLA IS GOING
TO THE BALL- HAIL TO
THE WILDCATS!
by Duke Blessing
Cinderella, in the form of the Villanova
Wildcats, is going to the ball to be held in
Lexington, Kentucky.
This black-tie formal affair will also in-
clude three other invitees, all of whom
were expected to show up from the
beginning: Georgetown, St. John's and
Memphis State.
Unlike Georgetown and St. John's, the
Philadelphia Main Liners had four difficult
road blocks in their path to the Final Four,
and in each game, the Wildcats were
underdogs,
The odds- makers and so called experts
are eating crow and wondering what went
wrong.
Villanova started the 64-team competi-
tion ranked 8th in the Southeast region
(somewhere around 3()th overall).
The Wildcats got the ball rolling as they
defeated Dayton, on Dayton's home
court, 61-59.
Next for Nova came the Mkrhigan
Wolverines. Michigan came into the con-
test as the number 1 ranked team in the
region and the number 2 ranked team in
the entire nation.
Led by Dwayne (D-Train) McClain's 20
points and a tenacious zone defense, the
Wildcats pulled off an incredible upset in
confusing the Wolverines, 59-55.
Upset number three was a rematch
with the Maryland Terrapins. Ed Pickney
scored 16 points and snared 13 rebounds
and the Cats held All-American Len Bias
to 8 points (on 4 for 13 shooting) and 5
rebounds as Rollie's gang defeated Lefty's
gang. 46-43.
The final shell shock on the way to the
Final Four was the Wildcats man handling
of North Carolina. 56-44.
Villanova out scored the Heels. 39-22,
in the second half on the torrid shooting
of Harold Jensen (5 for 7) and Harold
Pressley (15 points).
It is refreshing to see a team like
Villanova make the Final Four, not only
because they are a Philly team, but
because they stand for what a
student/athlete ought to be.
In this vain, a Georgetown vs.
Villanova final would be the ultimate
complement to college athletics. Two
teams who put the books ahead of the
ball and players who have a love for their
teammates, not just for themselves.
No predictions from this corner because
we know who should win the title. But we
also know who this year's real winner is
for getting there, for going by way of the
road less traveled (Dr. Heath, that was off
the top of my head!) .
The ugfy duckling Wildcats, nobody's
team two weeks ago. everybody's team
now!— you are the real winners!
LIVESTOCK JUDGING
CONTEST
The Animal Husbandry Department
is pleased to announce that the 3rd An-
nual 4H-FFA Livestock Judging Con-
test sponsored by the Animal Husban-
dry Department and the Block and Bri-
dle Club will be held on Saturday April
13, 1985.
It is expected at some 150-200 4H
and FFA members from New Jersey
and Pennsylvania will be on our campus
from 8 am to 4 p.m. During this time
they will judge seven classes of livestock
and each give three sets of oral reasons.
Members of the 1984-85 Inter-
collegate Livestock Judging Team will
assist the AH. Department faculty in
carrying out the contest. Members of
the Block & Bridle Club serve as animal
handlers, group leaders, and score
tabulators.
Men's Basketball
19841985
A SEASON IN REVIEW
by Duke Blessing
Compared to previous years, this
year's Del-Val men's basketball team en-
joyed quite a successful season.
Their 12-12 overall record was the
most victories in one season since
the 1970-1971 team coached by
John Silan.
This record is considerable when you
stop to realize that the roster was filled
with inexperienced freshmen.
The highlights of the 1984-1985
season included the second consecutive
victory in the Big Brothers Tip-Off
Classic, defeating division III national
powers Lycoming and Muhlenberg,
beating Albright for the first time in the
school's history and defeating Scranton
University on the road.
Caught between a rock and a hard
place, coach Les Lombard! molded this
baby-faced group of kids into a more
than respectable team.
At the annual basketball banquet Eric
Ford was named the Most Valuable
Player. Ford, a 5-6 guard, broke a
school record with 156 assists and scored
8.7 points a game.
John Boone received the Most Im-
proved Player award by scoring 10.2
points a game and hauling down 6.8 re-
bounds a game.
Dodd Walker won the High Score
award by way of his 16.2 average and
Derrick McCarter got the Coaches award
with 13.5 scoring average.
The Calvin P. Kidder award went to
Erroll Patterson. This award is given an-
nually to the player who combines good
sportsmanship with basketball and high
academic standing.
Other varsity letter winners included
Marvin Emerson. Tony Blackwell, Mar-
tin Hoffner. Bill Ross. Mark Spotts. and
Paul Sterling, as well as managers John
Litzke. Lisa Serbin and Connie Hajioan-
nov
The banquet was also the place where
coach Lombard! officially resigned as the
men's basketball coach.
After seven years at the helm, coach
Lombard! decided it was time to spend
more time with his wife and children.
Lombard! came to Del-Val after stints
at all the lower levels of coaching, in-
cluding a few years with Winston Chur-
chill High School in Potamac, Maryland,
where he guided his team to consecutive
county titles and a state championship.
One of the highlights of his coaching
career is the victory by his Metro
(Washiiigton) All-Stars over the United
States All-Stars in the nationally know
capital classic.
When you look at the job Lombard!
did with this all-freshman team, you
have to stop and think what they would
have been like with a few experienced
players.
They say experience counts for a few
wins a year. Who knows, maybe 16-8,
17-7?!
It would have been very easy to throw
in the towel but Lombard! stuck with the
team and made them believe in
themselves.
Now the recruiting trips are over (or
put on the back burner) . Dinner at home
with the family sounds better then dinner
at the closest fast food joint to school.
Coach, as this team gains experience
and is complemented by some recruits,
you will be able to sit back, knowing that
you got the ball rolling. Good guys don't
finish last, they go out just as they came
in - as winners!
Take care of yourself coach and learn
how to enjoy relaxing, but don't get tCK>
comfortable because you know someday
that you will get the itch and . . .
REBELS WIN
4TH CONSECUTIVE
CHAMPIONSHIP
by Duke Blessing
Four years and four championships! In
the Open League Intramural champion-
ship game the Rebels defended their title
for the third straight year, defeating the
Majestic Enforcers, 67-64.
Coach of the year, Blessing (thanks
Tone-Bone) and head assistant, Dan
Glowatski, guided their troops to a 6-2
record during the regular season and a
3-0 sweep in the playoffs.
The Rebels consisted of the ballhandling
and outside shooting of Rob O'Connor.
Willie Sanders, and Chris Jensen and
the rugged inside play of Steve Sissel,
Eric Cross, Gary Kemberling, Gary Goff
and Clay Funk.
The team travels to LaSalle College
this week to play in an intramural cham-
pion tournament.
Salute to the victors!
Lacrosse Club News
1985 schedule
Sunday, March 31 at Temple 2:00
Wednesday, April 3 vs.
Academy of New Church 3:30
Saturday, April 13 vs.
Penn State 2:00
Sunday, April 14 at East
Stroudsburg 2:00
Sunday. April 21 vs. Masters
Lacrosse Club 1:00
Wednesday, April 24 at Academy of
New Church 3:00
Thursday. April 25 vs. Ursinus 2:00
Sunday, May 5 vs. Temple
All five home games will be played
on the soccer field.
Come out and support the club!
AGGIE BASEBALL 1985
by Duke Blessing
The Del-Val baseball team headed
south to Florida in preparation for the
1985 season.
In the seven game schedule, the Aggies
compiled a 4-3 record.
WINS:
13-7 vs. I.V.P.
5-4 vs. Purdue of Indianapolis
6-4 vs. Philadelphia Textile
7-3 vs. Washington College
LOSSES:
4-0 vs. Swarthmore
17-2 vs. Kentucky Wesleyan
6-0 vs. Swarthmore
The Aggies take on Rutgers-Camden
tomorrow at 3:00 at home and Albright,
in a double header on Thursday at 1 :00
BLOOD DRIVE
APRIL 3RD-
In the AU-Purpose room!
Once again DVC's annual spring Blood
drive is approaching as a matter of fact its
Wednesday from 10:30-3:30 and time for
all you brave people to get the gumption
up to help save a life Giving blood is not
hard it doesn't hurt and excuses don't
help. People who have been rejected at a
previous date should try again as chances
are you will be accepted. Giving blood is
something that is meaningful as the blood
is used by the local hospital to help acci-
dent victims, people getting operations
and need transfusions. These are people
just like you and one day you may need
an operation or transfusion and knowing
you gave blood will make you feel com-
fortable the blood is there.
Class of '86 remember you have a
challenge to up hokj if we can increase
the numbers no one can tough us. Re-
member our goal is 2(X) pts. and there is
free Pepsi and prizes.
Scholarship Information
The National Student Service Associa-
tion (NSSA) is an organization dedicated
in locating PRIVATE sources of scholar-
ships, grants and other financial aid for
college students. NSSA has developed
two new programs to help undergrads
(freshmen and sophomores) and gradu-
ate students.
MILLIONS IN SCHOLARSHIPS
GO UNCLAIMED!!!
The rumor is a fact! Millions of dollars
in scholarships, grants, fellowships and
other financial aid go unused each school
year because students simply do not
apply!
According to the Regional Director of
NSSA, the amount of funds which is un-
used by the public is enormous. How
many scholarships, grants and fellow-
ships that are bypassed, because of the
physical impossibility ot the student to
personally research the hundreds of mil-
lions of dollars in financial aid provided
each year, is not known. We do know
that the money is there, and is not being
used.
Practically all students, regardless of
scholastic achievement or family income
can and do qualify for many forms of fi-
nancial aid. The NSSA Regional Center
has over 3 billion dollars in its data bank,
and is available for students pursuing a
higher education. Financial aid is avail-
able for freshmen, sophomores, and
graduate students. The NSSA GUAR-
ANTEES results in finding financial aid
sources for students, or the processing
fee is refunded. For a free application
and more information write to the Na-
tional Student Service Association, Box
52, Bourbonnais, IL 60914. Please spec-
ify undergraduate or graduate information.
CLASSIFIED
• Earn money now. Help yourself and
friends fee! better while doing it.
Ground floor opportunity.
EVES: 343-5872
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home'
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Nighl
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 am.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck.
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein,
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer. Mr. O'Brien
"See news In the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Delaware Valley College
APRIL 1985
B =
Baseball
G =
Golf
SB :=
Softball
ET =
Equestrian Team
T =
Track
SC =
Student Center
APR =
All-Purpose Room
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
1
Daytime Coffeehouse
Jeoff Morgan
11:30 a.m.-l:30 p.m.
"The tuoy to a man's stomach
is through his esophagus. "
"An apple a day makes
365 apples a vear. "
2
Cindy's B-Dayl
• MOVIE •
Eddie & The Cruisers
APR •9 p.m. •FREE
SB (H) vs. Upsala, 3 p.m.
B (H) vs Rutgers, 3 p m.
3 Etitel's B-Dayl
The Ultimate Challenge
BLOODMOBILE II
APR* 10:30a.m.-3:15p.m.
Multi-Media Presentation
HISTORY OF THE BEATLES
APR • 7:30 p m. • FREE
SB (H) vs. Widcner. 4 p.m.
4
FOMOWA
MONDAY CLASS
SCHEDinP
B (H) vs. Albright, 1 p.m.
5
NO
CLASSES
Good Friday
6
Passovar
T (A) vs. Widener, Swarthmore
B (A) vs Scranton, 1 p.m.
7
Happy
Easter!
"1 want an Easter Egg!"
DOT DAY
8
NO
CLASSES
SB (H) vs. Allcntown. 4p.m.
9
**YOU LOOK
MARVFIOUS*'
DAY
SB (A) vs. Kings. 2 p.m.
10
FINAL
PREREGISl RATION
APR • 9 a.m. -4 p.m.
T (H) vs. Moravian, 3:30 p.m.
B (A) vs. Upsala, 1 p.m.
11 .
Schnitz
Day
"Not Marvelous Day"
G (A) vs. Ursinus. 1:30 p.m.
SB (A) vs. FtXJ. 3 p.m.
12
Coffeehouse
Ray Owens
SC •9-11 p.m.
I O 4H JUDGING CONTEST
•**^ SC • 7 a.m.-4 p.m.
SPECIAL PERSON DAY
James Work Stadium
10 a.m.-2:30 p.m.
T{A) vs. Albright. 1:30 p.m.
SB (H) vs. Drew. 1 p.m.
B (A) vs. Wilkes, 1 p.m.
ET (A) Penn State Stock Seat
14
Founder's Day
Award Ceremony
APR • 3 p.m.
AW are mvited!
ET (A) Lehigh
15 HOUSING
REGISTRATION
APR
1986 -4:15-5:15 p.m.
1987 -5:30-6:30 p.m.
1988 - 7:00-8:30 p.m.
G(A) vs. Upsala, 1:30 p.m.
•■•^ Petitions Due for
Student Government
SPRING CONCERT
Band & Chorale
APR • 7:30 p.m.
T (A) vs. Ursinus, 3:30 p.m.
B (A) vs. Kings, 1 p.m.
1 y • MOVIE •
Up The Creek
8 p.m. • FREE
DVC at Academy of Music
Bus leaves at 6:30 p.m.
WT (A) vs. F&M, 3:15 p.m.
MT (A) vs. Ursinus. 3:15 p.m.
B (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 3 p m.
18 CAESARS
PUB
With D.J.
Sophomore Pizza Night
and Movie
SB (H) vs. Moravian, 2 pm.
19
GAMBLE FLtNG
APR • Sp.m.-l a.m.
Details forthcoming!
G (A) vs. Muhlenberg, 1 p.m.
Q#| Beekeeping
^" Short Course
if Superstars if
VIDEO DANCE
9 p.m.-l a.m.
T (A) vs. Susquehanna, 1 p.m.
ET (A) vs. B.C.C.C.
B (H) vs. Allentown, 1 p.m.
21
RA
Picnic
ET (A) Regionals
22
STUDENT
GOVERNMENT
FLECTIONS
Ag. Lobby • 10 a.m. -3 p.m.
G (A) vs. Widencr & Lcb. Valley. 1 p.m.
23
MT (H) vs Delaware, 3 p.m.
WT (H) vs. Albright, 3:30 p m.
SB (H) vs. Albright, 3:30 p m.
B (H) vs. Drew, 1 p.m.
ib4 Secretaries Day
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
SC Lobby • 10 a.m.-3 p.m.
MANDATORY SENIOR
CLASS MEETING
APR • 4 p.m.
G (A) vs. Moravian, 1 p.m.
2S Caesar's Pub 26 NO 27
After the play • 9:30 p.m. CLASSES ^ f^AV
Petitions Due for Class & Set up for A-Day /\* L#/\ 1
Commutei Government SB (A) vs. Muhlenberg, 2:30 p.m. B (A) vs. Moravian. 1 p.m.
B (H) vs Washington, 1 p.m. T (A) Penn Relays, 9 a.m.
DRAMA PRODUCTION - "LUV" • Mandell 114 • 8 p.m.
■ ... 1 ^—. —
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A-DAY
29
NO
CLASSES
"Enjoi; the rest!"
ADai> Cleanup
30
16
DAYS
LtFl!
SNIGLETS - BACK ONCE MOREl ALL NEW!
Sniglet — Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should!
Gumbubology — The art of blowing bubbles with gum, Ed.
Chiplets — The aumbs at the bottom of the potato chip bag.
Choconlveroua — The tendency when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.
Phietel — The brake pedal on the passenger side of the car that you wish existed when you're riding with a lunatic.
Scapink — The annoying buildup of ink on the end of a ball-point pen
Submitted Respectfully/,
Carolyr) Brodhag
(Alias: Ethel)
Submit i/our sniglets to Box J 126.
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Vol. XVIV. No. 23
Monday, April 15, 1985
NOTICF. Tlu' opimoiis t^xpri'ssfd in <hiv irulivulucjl .irticlt' do not nfCf ssarilv reflect the viewpoint of tfie paper or scfiool
Highlights
if Four Weeks Until Finals •
Superstars
Sunday, April 21
Go Flyers!
From the Counseling Office
by Duke Blessing
Anybody interested in becoming a
tutor for the 1985-86 school year is asked
to pick up an application from the Coun-
seling Office as soon as possible.
Deadline for completed applications is
4 p.m. on Reading Day, May 7.
Tutor location and times for remainder
of semester:
Monday Tuesday
11:30AM-2:35PM 10:0()AM-2:35PM
4:15-5:45PM 4:15-5;45PM
6:3()-10:(K)PM 6:00-10:(X)PM
Wednesday Thursday
11:3()AM-2:35PM 1 1:30AM-2:35PM
4:15-5:45PM 4:15-5:45PM
.. 7:{X)-1();{X)PM 7:00- 10:00 PM
All tutoring is done at the Allman
Building.
Group study sessions will be held on
Thursdays at 2:45 p.m. in the Allman
Building. If interested, call or see Coach
Davis for an appointment (ext. 309).
Dear Counselor Column
For the remainder of the semester.
Ram Pages will be running a column
concerned with questions that students
have involving academic, social or any
other areas of concern .
If you have any specific questions or
problems in mind, write it down and
drop it in Box *515. Members of the
Counseling Office will answer your ques-
tion in Ram Pages. You are not required
to use your real name if you choose not
to. ,• ■ ••
Dear Counselor.
i h<ive a pioblem wiffi mv boyfriend How (to
you overcome tfie problem when your boyfriend
thinks he is always right We always do things that
he wants to do He doesn't treat me like a lady We
never do anything together (a fun time once a
month is more of a teas^) I like the guy a lot and
want to stay with him but under better conditions
Help! — Confused
Dear Confused,
Sounds as if your boyfriend is lacking in decency
skills He may not be doing this intentionally, it may
just bt^ out of ignorance. First of all. you should
identify the problem, weigh the good and the bad
things about the situation, then sit down with him
and explain each problem from your point of view
Maybe you will bring things out that he was not
aware of This may lay a base for sonw give and
take on both sides
Dear Counselor,
I never picked up a book in high school and my
grades here show it. I want to do better I'm study-
ing more but there is really tio difference What can
I doV — Eager
Dear Eager,
Your problem is more common than you think.
There are a lot of factors which contribute to "learn
ing to learn," such as time management, combat
ting forgetting, etc . the Counseling Center offers
learning systems to show students how to develop
systematic study skills Stop by the Counseling Of
fice for more information — 1st floor Allman
Building.
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Positions open now and in May.
2-4 years technical education in
Agronomy, Horticulture, or related
fields is required for this specialized
service and treatment position
As an industry lea<ler we offer
guaranteed salaries, complete
training, 9()-day advancement in
career op|x>rtunities.
f-or consideration, pleasf lontact
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(215) 441-8510
or send resume to
PC Box 238. Hatboro. PA 19040
KOF M rvv
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Here we are approaching another
spring at DVC. 1 cordially invite every-
one to tour our campus and see The
Snake River bed (between the Student
Center and Work Hall). Pancho's All
Night Parking Lot (Ulman and Work),
and the State Thruway (between Wolf-
sohn and Goldman). Where are they?
Do we have these wonders? The former
was a description of the campus roads
and roadsides.
I want to use this time to address a
very severe problem on this college cam-
pus, namely, vehicle traffic around dor-
mitories, athletic events, the Student
Center and the damage that occurs. -
Despite the College rules and regula-
tions, despite the number of traffic tickets
issued and paid, people park and drive
wherever they please. The result is a
campus which appears to have no real
pride in itself. There is no one person or
party to blame for this damage, the Col-
lege community as a whole is responsible.
There are those who pull their vehicles
off the road to watch a soccer or field
hockey game, there are those who park
their vehicles around the dorms for 15
minutes or overnight, there are those
who drive around these parked cars, and
there are those who simply drive on the
grass.
Currently we have so-called "fire
lanes" around the buildings on this cam-
pus. These lanes are the only means of
access for all people to get to and from
the buildings. Now let's face it. the road-
ways cannot accommodate two-way
traffic, parked cars or large vehicles. The
result is tire ruts, broken road edges, pot
holes, compacted soil. etc.. all of which
deface the appearance of the college in
the eyes of the public, let alone in the
eyes of ourselves.
r The following are some suggestions
and solutions to the problem:
1 . Widen and curb certain roadways
where two-way traffic is necessary.
2. Put loading and unloading areas
around dormitories for students and
enforce a time limit.
3. Restrict certain roadways for college
vehicles only.
4. Eliminate roadways and replace with
smaller walkways.
5. Make and enforce stricter rules and
regulations.
There are many more problems, solu-
tions and suggestions that can be discussed
about the College road system. I just feel
that it is time that we research, design
and develop plans to correct the situa-
tion. The only way this can occur is if
everyone cooperates with each other.
You and I know that this will require alot
of time and money, but until this time
comes, can everyone try to KEEP OFF
THE GRASS.
Sincerely.
Timothy L. Varacallo
Blood Donors Needed
All Blood Types!
$10 compensation for
qualified participants.
Call:
Biological Specialty Corporation
(215) 855-3552
Dear Editors
Dear Editors,
Yesterday was Founder's Day, which
is the annual event dedicated to the peo-
ple who had a dream for agriculture,
science, this school, and its students. Dr.
Krauskopf and James Work were indi-
viduals with dreams, ideas, and goals for
this school and the direction it should
follow. Dr. Krauskopf and James Work
inspired others with their dreams and
these people made them their dreamy
and their goals. Many people look back
at this school's past and with the hope
that we look toward its future. Many stu-
dents ask. "For what future?" In recent
years it seems that there has been no
direction, no goals, and no concern for
the students who are the mainstay of this
college. In recent years admissions have
been down and the school has tried to
change that by expanding the fields of
study. Is it right, is it an organized plan of
expansion, or is it a way of increasing
population for the present? Is the school
deviating from the fields in which it was
founded, or is the school just trying to at-
tract more students? To many, this
school's apparent direction is becoming a
sad reality. There is nothing wrong with a
plan of expansion of the school's base,
but is the expansion wise?
I would prefer to see this school reaf-
firm its beliefs in science and agriculture. I
would love to see the school expand
within the fields of agriculture and
science by adding veterinary and nursing
programs. Return funds to the established
majors, and increase the field training of
the students.
If the school wants to get more stu-
dents to attend, it should set goals for the
present departments. Make the goals
good, make them the best. Offer a select
and detailed program in the sciences and
in agriculture. When that is accomplished,
students will want to attend this school
because it is the best and the students
want the best. Then, no matter where
anyone is. a student can say. "I've grad-
uated from DVC" and everyone will
know that they came from a school that
is dedicated to improving farming, horti-
culture, and the businesses that these
careers entail. To accomplish all of these
goals, the school does not have to look
far. it only has to look at the students that
are here. They need to look at the stu-
dents they have begun to ignore. As stu-
dents we can see where our fields are
heading. We can understand and sug-
gest the changes that need to be made.
We also know where we are lacking and
how to improve the problems. We only
need to be asked, and then listened to.
Our founders took the time to speak to
the students and to listen to them. Very
few members of the present administra-
tion and board of trustees take the time
to listen. I hope that one day they will,
because 1 would be crushed to see the
ideas and goals of Dr. Krauskopf and
James Work for DVC become a memory.
Sincerely.
Edward D. Wengryn
OH/F. 1986
Music / Nightlife
by Michael DeRosa
You missed a great show! The Mantis
show at Young's Regency in Blue Elell
was a BLAST. Because of the weather
the crowd wasn't as large as was ex-
pected but the people there were psyched.
Jahil (the opening band) came out and
played some real good dance tunes in-
cluding "California Girls." "Rebel Yell,"
and "Modern Love." Then it was time
for Mantis — The crowd roared as Man-
tis came out. Mantis played some real
hard rockin' sets. They played "Born to
be Wild" and some originals — "In Your
Eyes," "Forever With You." and "One of
The Boys" (a song which is going to be
released as a single real soon). The
crowd went crazy. The played three en-
cores, one of which they played a rotten
joke (but it wasn't funny) on their lead
guitarist. Ira (E^^Jeball). They told him that
they were going to play one song and
they actually were going to play some-
thing else. Ira started in on a long guitar
solo for about one minute and the rest of
the band yelled "Wrong song Eyeball." (1
guess you had to be there!) The show
was excellent and the music was even
better. Some real rock-n-roll was heard
that night. I will go see Mantis again.
Aggie Men & Women
Shine in Delaware!
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Track & Field team made
quite a showing at the Delaware State
Relays in Dover. Delaware.
Brandon Newell won his second cort^
secutive Delaware State triple jump with
a, distance of 47-6.
Sophomore Dave Keich won the high
jump, clearing the bar at 6-6.
Ken McDaid won the S.OOO-meter
steeplechase with a time of 9:44.3.
Junior co-captain Chris Frazier won
the intermediate hurdles in the women's
competition with a time of 1:06.0. just
missing by .9 the national championship
qualifying time.
In the men's field events. John Stella
took second place in the shot put with a
toss of 46-4. Chris Buckley finished third
in the high jump at 6-4.
Jim Flukey took second in the javelin
(185-7) and Jim Bauzon took third at
184-0.
Bauzon finished fourth in the discus
(123-10) and John Stella finished fifth
(123-9).
In the running events, the 4 x 400
relay team (Glynos. Barrett. Cooper and
Benner) finished fifth in 3:26.4.
The 4 X 100 team (Newell. Keich.
Oliver and Barrett) finished fifth in 43.8.
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DUKFS DIARY
PHILADELPHIA:
Destiny to Succeed
by Duke Blessing
Back in early September, many of the
so-called hockey "prognosticators" (ex-
perts) made their predictions for the up-
coming '84-'85 season. To nobody's sur-
prise, the Philadelphia Flyers were not
pegged for first place. In fact, some of
the absent-minded picked the Flyers to
finish fifth and out of the playoffs.
For the second week in a row (V for
Victory. V for Villanova was the first).
Philadelphia is watching the rest of the
country eat crow?
The amazing season turned completely
around on the night of February 9.
The kids (youngest average age of
any team in professional sports)
from Phillytown traveled to the nation's
capital to take on the Washington Capi-
tals. The Capitals held an 1 1 -point lead
over the Flyers in the standings and a
Caps victory probably would have put
the Flyers out of the picture.
Captain Davey Poulin scored on a
backhander with time running out to give
the Flyers a 5-4 victory and helped to
raise some eyebrows.
Then, on March 5th in the Nassau
Coliseum, the Flyers faced the New York
Islanders, not the easiest team to try and
break a three-game losing streak against.
This game was key because Washing-
ton still held a four-point advantage over
the Flyers.
Once again. Davey Poulin was the
hero as he scored a goal in overtime to
lift the Flyers to a 5-4 victory.
The Flyers then swept Washington in
back-to-back games and it ^as all but
over!
MVP Pelle Lindbergh closed out the
regular season with two "Hall of Fame"
performances.
This was the ye^r that the legendary
Bobbie Clarke retired. Bill Barber's
career was halted by a knee injury and
Darryl Sitler was traded.
They were grinning in both New York
and Washington. They were smelling the
blood of the wounded in Pittsburgh and
even in New Jersey (yes. I'm serious —
New Jersey!) .
Well baby, here it is — Philadelphia
Style!:
1 . The best overall record in the league
at 53-20-7.
2. A club record for victories. 53. better-
, ing the mark of 51 set by the 1974-75
and 1975-76 clubs.
3. The best home record in the league at
32-4-4 where they outscored their op-
ponents by 100 goals (202-102).
4. The eighth divisional title in the fran-
chise's 18-year history.
5. A 25-8-2 record within the division.
6. 16 wins in their last 17 games!
7. A goals-against average of 2.99!
What is absolutely incredible is that the
Flyers did this with 12 rookies and
second-year players.
Even the veterans are only in their
mid-20's!
Rick Tocchet. Peter Zezel. and Derrick
Smith are all of 19 years old.
Murray Craven and the Sutter twins
are 21 years old.
Captain Dave Poulin is 26 The two
best goalies in the league. Lindbergh and
Froese are 25 and 26 respectively.
All-stars Tim Kerr and Brian Propp are
each 25 years old.
The "old" men are Brad Marsh at 27
and Mark Howe at 29.
What is frightening as all hell is that
their are a handful of kids breaking minor
league records in the Flyers farm system.
We could be talking about another
Ryers dynasty!
No matter what lies ahead, this Flyers
team will be remembered for the incredi-
ble strides it made in just one season.
Everybody out there, please hurry and
finish the crow you are all eating from the
Villanova victory. Burp and make more
room because here comes crow for
dessert — the Philadelphia Flyers!
DVC OPENS SEASON
WITH SWEEP OF URSINUS
by Duke Blessing
Ursinus College proved no match for
the defending Middle Atlantic Confer-
ence champion Aggies, falling 14-6 and
20-4.
John "Guido" Messina was the hitting
star of the first game. Messina went five-
for-five. including a three-run homer in
the first and a two-run homer in the
sixth. D&n Porter had three RBI's and
two hits.
After a shaky start in which he gave up
five runs in the first. Mark Bother got the
win after giving up only one run through
six innings. Dave Margoski stepped in to
record the save.
Bob McEvoy gave up seven hits and
struck out five to get the victory in the
nightcap.
The Aggies scored 13 runs in the third
inning. Leading the onslaught was Dave
Nargoski who smashed a grand slam and
Emil Novak and John Conners who both
hit three-run homers.
Joe Cox had three hits and four RBI's
and John Messina went two-for-two with
two RBI's.
The non-league sweep sees the Ag-
gies open up the year with a 2-0 record,
Aggie Men Defeat
Swarthmore & Widener
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Men's Track & Field Team
scored 85 points to defeat Swarthmore
College (47) and Widener University
(38) in a triangular meet last Saturday
afternoon.
The highlight of the afternoon occur-
red when both Brandon Newell and
Dave Kcich qualified for the NCAA Divi-
sion III championships in the long jump.
Newell grabbed first with a jump of
23-10 and Keich took third with a 23-
6V2.
Newell also won the triple jump with a
mark of 46- 1 1 . Freshman Dave Bradley
placed third with a 44-6 V4.
In the high jump both Chris Buckley
and Dave Keich hit 6-8. Buckley took
first on the basis of misses while Keich.
who won the Delaware State Relays at
6-6. placed third.
John Stella took first in the shot put
with a 46-IOV2. with teammates Carl
Parabbio and Steve Liller finishing
second and third, at 44-9 and 43-9.
respectively.
Jim Flukey finished second in the
javelin at 178-8.
In the running events. Edson Barrett
won the 100-meter dash (10.95) and the
200-meter dash (22. 14). Freshman Diet-
rick "Deke" Lewis finished second in the
.100(11.24) and the 200 (22.57).
Al Benner won the 400-meter dash
(48.77) and Dave Glynos took third
(50.10).
The 4 X 100 relay team (Newell,
Keich. Cliver and Barrett) took first with
a 43.45. The 4 X 400 relay team (Gly-
nos, Barrett. Cooper and Benner) also
took first, finishing with a 3:25.0.
Junior Ken McDaid got a second in
the 1.500 (4:08.7) and a third in the
5.000(16:11.0).
The Aggies travel to Ursinus tomorrow
to take on the host team and Haverford
College in a triangular meet
AGGIES SWEEP
DOUBLEHEADER WITH
ALBRIGHT, 61 & 116
. by Duke Blessing
The DVC Baseball team kept its con-
sistent play intact with a doubleheader
sweep of Albright College. 6-1 and 11-6.
In the opener, freshman Scott "Hurri-
cane" Kmetz pitched a six- hitter Kmetz
did not give up an earned run while strik-
ing out five.
In addition to the outstanding pitching
performance. Kmetz aided his own
cause with a two-run homer in the
fourth.
Joe Cox went three-for-three with an
RBI and Emil Novak hit a homerun In
the third (his fourth of the year).
Novak started on the mound in the
nightcap.and after a bad first inning, settled
down to pitch five innings of one-hit ball.
Junior Dan Porter pitched the seventh
and got the save.
At the plate. Clay Funk drove in six
runs with a two-run homer in the second
and a grand slam in the fourth. Joe Cox
led off the fourth with a homerun.
The sweep raises the Aggies overall
record to 7- 1 .
AGGIES POUNDED BY
SWARTHMORE, 19-9
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies were shut-out by Swarth-
more College twice in their recent pre-
season trip to Florida. 6-0 and 4-0.
Back in Pennsylvania. DVC had no
problem scoring — their problem was
stopping Swarthmore from scoring.
Aggie pitchers had problems in drop-
ping a 19-9 decision to Swarthmore.
At the plate, freshman Bobby Browne
went three-for-four and Emil Novak
went two-for-two with four RBI's.
Joe Cox had a good day going two-
for-five with three RBI's.
The loss drops the Aggies to 2-1
overall.
AGGIES RECORD SECOND
DOUBLEHEADER SWEEP
by Duke Blessing
DVC Baseball opened their MAC sea-
son with a doubleheader sweep over
FDU-Madison. 5-3 and 6-4.
The victory raises the Aggies mark to
4-1 overall and 2-0 in the conference.
In the opener. Mark Rother saw his
record improve to 2-0 as he went the
distance. Rother allowed only six hits
through the seven innings.
Bobby Browne had an RBI triple to
open up the scoring.
Dan Porter chipped in with a two-run
single in the fourth and Emil Novak
added a homer in the fifth (his second of
the year).
In the nightcap. Bob McEvoy got the
victory with five strong innings and Dave
Nargoski recorded the save.
Offensively. Scott Kmetz smashed a
bases loaded triple in the first inning and
Emil Novak hit his third homer of the
season .
NEW BRITAIN INN
"DVC's home away from home"
LUNCH: 11-2 • DINNER: 4-11
TUES. NIGHT: Import Night
WED. NIGHT: Rolling Rock Night
THURS. NIGHT: DJ plays music
9 p.m. -2 a.m.
"Area's Cheapest Takeout"
Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA
Lacrosse Team Defeats
Temple in Opener
The DVC Lacrosse club's season
opened on a rainy and dismal Sunday at
Temple University.
The club came away with a close but
well earned 6-5 victory.
An excellent performance was turned
in by the defense with Ralph Novi in
goal. Novi had twenty-two saves to his
credit.
On the offensive unit. Paul Mosey and
Darren Hosara each had two goals and
Ed Draper and Chris Kelly each scored a
goal.
WOMEN SPLIT WITH
SWARTHMORE & WIDENER
by Duke Blessing
The Women's Track & Field team
defeated Widener 51 28, but were out-
scored by Swarthmore. 67-51. to split
their triangular nicet last Saturday at
Widener University.
Tina Drey scored the hat trick as she
won the javelin (94-11). the shot put
(30-3V2) and the discus (97-0).
Nancy Brake placed second in the
shot put (22-11V2) and the javelin (80-8).
and placed third in the discus (59-7).
Brake also won the 2,000-meter race
in 13:44.4.
Chris Frazier won the intermediate
hurdles with a 1:08.4.
Wendy Fields took first in the 400 with
a 62.54 and a second in the 200 in
28.66.
PLACEMENT OFFICE ^
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 15
Thursday, April 19
PARKER INTERIOR PLANTSCAPE
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:(X)p.m.
DIETZ & WATSON
Internship
Sophomores & Juniors only
15-minute interviews
9:00 a.m. - 12 noon
Friday. April 20
CHEMLAWN OF NEW JERSEY
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
WOODWINDS
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn, Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa, Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale, Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry, Terry Somerville
Dr. Zicmer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news in the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
D®IlsiNmimg^aaflIl(§^ (g®flE@g®
Vol. XVIV. No. 24
Friday. April 26. 1985
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school
Highlights
A'Dayl985 1
Senior Spotlights 2&3
The Year in Review 4&5
The Year in Sports 6
This Week's News 7
This Weelc's Sports 8
Good Luck SeniorsI
A-DAY 1985
Welcome to A-Day '85
For 37 years DVC's students have
been sponsoring the festivities of Agricul-
tural Day. This year's A-Day promises to
be the best.
New student projects such as seminars
given in the Little Plant Theater, Floral
Design Shows and BMX racing, will pro-
vide additional knowledge and entertain-
ment as well as many old favorites.
These traditional events include livestock
showing and judging, flower and plant
show, and an art and photos show.
These exhibits are open to participation
by any students even though their majors
are not related to the event.
Besides individuals participating,
many clubs are actively involved in mak-
ing this year's A-Day a success. Several
clubs will be putting on exhibits such as
the Chemistry Club's glass blowing, the
Apiary Club's bee display and Floral
Society's "Christmas in the Chapel."
Along with the display and exhibits
there are special events both student and
visitor participation. There is the always
exciting tug-of-war match over Lake Ar-
cher and very sloppy pie eating contest.
New this year is the BMX racing, which
will include many local youngsters also.
To top it all off, one must not miss all
of the wonderful food available. We'll be
serving our usual hamburgers, pizza and
chicken B.B.Q. along with the new roast
pork sandwiches. Then, one can experi-
ence the thick, rich, creamy milk shakes
that A-Day has become famous for. If
you feel like just nibbling, the Novelties
Tent has many snack foods including
cotton candy for the kiddies, peanuts
and pretzels for the parents.
One thing we're glad to have back this
year, is the sale of bedding plants and
vegetable seedlings for all of the home
gardeners. This tent will be located in
front of the gym for your convenience.
After months of planning and hard
work, A-Day is finally here. We all hope
you have an enjoyable time.
Sincerely,
Polly Eck& Sue Nord
Co-Chairwen ADa]^ '85
"1984 A-Day Site"
Photo b^) Linda Goodloe
DR. MERTZ
by Leslie Blatt with Dr. John Mertz
It is with great honor and sincerity that
the Ram Pages staff dedicates this A-Day
issue to Dr. Mertz. the Dean of Academic
Affairs. Dr. Mertz has proven, not only to
the staff of Ram Pages but also to any
student who confronts him. that DVC is
an institution that cares and listens.
Dr. Mertz was born and raised in
Northern New Jersey where he was very
active in various agriculture programs.
During his high school years. Dr. Mertz
participated in the Vo-Ag program as
well as Future Farmers of America. He
served as president of his local FFA
chapter as well as being a representative
to New Jersey state FFA.
At age 14, Dr. Mertz began working in
a wholesale florist which eventually lead
to his attending DVC to study Ornamen-
tal Horticulture. During his Botany class.
Dr. Mertz did his term paper on evolu-
tion. This led him to change his major to
Biology and in 1962, Dr. Mertz gradu-
ated in the first class of biology majors to
pass through the halls of DVC. He then
did his graduate work at the University of
Illinois with a major in Zoology and a
minor in Physiology. When his graduate
work was finished. Dr. Mertz returned to
DVC to join the Biology Department.
From 1975 to 1981, Dr. Mertz acted
as the Department Chairman of the Or-
namental Horticulture Department. Be-
ginning in 1981, Dr. Mertz became ac-
tive in the Dean's Office starting as Assis-
tant Dean and presently holding his posi-
tion as Dean of Academic Affairs.
Besides all of his responsibilities at
DVC, Dr. Mertz is very active in the sur-
rounding community. He is president of
the Honeyhollow Water Shed Associa-
tion which is an environmental education
center in Solebury. He is also on the
board of directors of the Central Bucks
YMCA as well as being very active in his
church.
The position of Dean of Academic Af-
fairs entails managing the academic pro-
gram and the faculty. Dr. Mertz not only
handles the present academic program
but is actually involved in planning for
future curriculum of DVC. He also is
concerned with getting the academic
program to "hang together" as well as
focusing on the quality of product that is
produced here at DVC. "In Search of
Excellence" is a new program that is be-
ing instituted here on this campus and
Dr. Mertz is actively researching and tak-
ing suggestions for activating this pro-
gram. Besides his responsibilities as
Dean, Dr. Mertz also finds time and en-
joys teaching the Genetics lectures.
Dr. Mertz is very concerned with the
reading skills as well as the amount of
reading that is done. According to Dr.
Mertz, people arc reading less and less
and this is not gcx>d as reading leads to
the development of the imagination . He
is a firm believer in developing the ap-
petite for reading and writing. He be-
lieves that everyone who graduates from
college should be literate not only in
reading and writing skills, but also in
math and computer skills.
Dr. Mertz along with his wife and three
children live in Buckingham. His son,
John, is a freshman Business Adminis-
tration major here at DVC. Dr. Mertz en-
joys gardening as well as doing p>en and
ink drawings. He also enjoys carving
decoys.
Dr. Mertz, our hats off to you and
thanks for a job well done.
Dr. Miller Chosen
Distinguished Faculty;
Member
by ED. Wengryn •
At this year's Founders' Day. Biology
Department Chairman. Dr. James Miller
was chosen as the distinguished faculty
member of the year. Surprised by his
selection Dr. Miller said he couldn't
believe the public awareness of his selec-
tion: He said many people sent him
newspaper clippings of the announce-
ment as well as phone calls of con-
gratulations. Looking over Dr. Miller's
qualifications, it is easy to see why he
was chosen.
He has been a member of DVC staff
since the spring of '72. In '80-'81 he was
chosen chairman of the Biology depart-
ment. Dr. Miller is also very active in
school activities besides serving on sev-
eral school committees. He is the band
mascot and Biology Club co-advisor Dr.
Miller enjoys working with students,
though he teaches mostly upperclassmen
courses. He enjoys teaching at DVC. As
he put it, "Students here understand the
work ethic. They aren't afraid of trying
and to watch them succeed is what teach-
ing is all about."
The selection for distinguished faculty
member is a process that is new at DVC.
Started three years ago. the award was
set up to honor a faculty member who
continues to improve the education of
students through innovative teaching
techniques and for schcK>l service. Other
faculty members being considered were
Mr. Roberts. Mr. Markeveys, Mr. Mc-
Cool and Dr. Prundeanu — all are dedi-
cated teachers. Congratulations to them
and to Dr. Miller for helping us get the
education we need for today's world.
FOUNDERS' DAY
The annual Founders' Day convoca-
tion was held Sunday, April 14th in the
All-Purpose Room.
The ceremony was very well done. It
included a speech by the Alumni Asso-
ciation president William Dunscombe.
Awards were presented to both students
and faculty by Dean Tasker and Dean
Mertz. One of the highlights of the cere-
mony was Dr. James Miller being award-
ed the distinguished faculty member.
The Chorale and Band gave a nice
touch to the convocation, they per-
formed very well.
Some of the awards are as follows:
Twenty- Year Distinguished Service
Award for Faculty Members: Richard M.
Dommel; Twenty-Year Distinguished
Service Award for Staff Members:
Claudia Cornell; William Owen Memori-
al Scholarship: Michael J. Slezak; The
Class of 1977 Recognition Award: Leslie
E. Blatt: Publications Award: Leslie E.
Blatt: Founders' Day Award: Irene
Brown: Student Government Service
Award : Al Wilson ; and Walter Riggins
Memorial Award: Carol M. Serik and
Daniel Glowatski.
Also, congratulations to students who
are listed in Who's Who Among Students
in American Universities and Colleges,
those who won scholarships, outstand-
ing athletes and highest ranked class
members.
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
Kurt Alstede
Kurt, from Chester. N.J., is a Horticulture major.
He has been a member of the Horticulture Society,
Future Farmers of America— treasurer. Delta Tau
Alpha, Who's Who in America Colleges, Dean's
List every semester and a member of the Christian
Fellowship. He is also a member of the Chester
Volunteer Fire Co . a member of the County Board
of Agriculture— executive committee, a member ct
New Jersey Farm Bureau. State Horticulture Society'
of New Jersey, New Jersey Agricultural Society
and a boy scout. After graduation, he plans to work
at his family farm operation.
William J. Bamka
An Agronomy major from Fallsington. PA Bill's
honors include membership in such professional
organizations as the American Society of Agron-
omy, Soil Science Society of America, and the
Crop Science Society of America, listing in the
Delta Tau Alpha (DTA) National Agriculture Society,
the National Dean's List and as an Outstanding
Junior in Agronomy; and is part of the top five
cumulative averages of the class of 1985.
Quite active with the Agronomy Club, Bill served
as Intramural Athletics, and has helped in Chem-
istry tutoring
Bill is planning to pursue his career in Agronomy
with an assistanceship at Penn State while attending
graduate school.
Mary Jo "Mojo" Bergbauer
Mojo is a Chemistry major from Pennsauken,
N.J While she was at DVC, she was very active in
extra-curricular activities Mojo was president of the
Band, Chemistry Club and Newman Club She
was also vice president of the Inner Club Council,
and secretary for the Class of 1985 Other clubs
and activities she has been in are the following
ACS. student affiliate, member of the yearbook
staff. ADay representative, varsity softball and in
tramural hockey in addition to being an official
DVC Band-Aid
Mary Jo has been on the Dean's List, Who's
Who Among Students in American Universities
and Colleges, and the 1984 American Chemical
Society Undergraduate Award in Analytical Chem-
istry Her future plans are to work with quality con-
trol, research and/or product devebpment.
Gene "Duke" Blessing
Gene is a Business Administration major from
Warrington, PA. Gene has been on the Dean's List
at DVC every senve^er and has been a member of
the National Dean's List for the past two years and
will graduate Magna Cum Laude Gene is also a
member of Who's Who He has been a repcwter,
the advertising manager and the sports editor iot
the school new^iaper in addition to school
courses, he has taken courses at The Media In-
stitute of Philadelphia Gene has been a Resident
Assistant at West Campus He was also a member
of the investment Club, the American Production
and inventcMy Control Society and a tutor for tlie
Counseling Office. He has received scholarships
from Happ-Grovcr. Reuben-Tuntek and the Lions
Association. Gene has also been involved in in-
tramural basketball and softball. Gene plans a
career in corporate management or corporate law
with a Fortune 500 company. His future plans in-
clude obtaining an MBA degree from Notre Dame.
Vanderbiit or the University of Pennsylvania (Whar-
ton) on a CM AT partial scholarship Another possi-
ble career choice may come from an internship in
the marketing and finance departments at the
Sjjectrum in Philadelphia, PA.
Nancy Brake
Nancy is a Food industry major from Mercers-
burg, PA She has been a varsity member of the
Field Hockey team for four years serving as co-
captain She made the MAC Ali-Star team for two
years and was named Most Valuable Player her
junior year Nancy also played basketball for two
years in which she was named Most improved
Player She is currently running track and field in
which she runs the 800. and throws the shot disc
and javelin. She has also played intramural hockey,
volleyball and floor hockey She was also a mem-
ber of the winning superstars team
She has been a member of the Food Industry
Club for four years which she served as secretary.
She was also active on Equestrian Team, Social
House and Photo Club Outside of school, Nancy
attends St Paul's Lutheran Church and works at
the Ground Round as a hostess
After graduation Nancy is looking for a job in
quality control, production management or re-
search and devetopment in a food-related company.
Irene E. Brown
Irene is an Animal Husbandry major from New-
manstown, PA, who received the Founders Day
Award 1985 and is in the Who's Who She was
president of the Block & Bridle Club and also an-
nual chairman (1983-84). She is a member of the
Dairy Society, ADay secretary/treasurer in
1981-83 and co-chairperson in 1983 84 Irene was
a class officer, secretary 1981-82 and vice president
1982-85, and she was on the Dinner Dance Com-
mittee She enjoyed playing intramural volleyball,
hockey, softball and field hockey And she was also
a part of the DVC Collegiate Livestock Judging
Team 1984-85.
She has been named an Outstanding Member
1983-84, Outstanding Senior 1984-85. a National
Block & Bridle Nominee 1984-85, and a member
of the new Social Board. Irene will be missed very
much at DVC.
Nancyleigh Elizabeth Carson
Nancy is a Chemistry major. Her activities in-
clude four years in Chemistry Club, two of which
she was vice president She was on the varsity
Track & Field for tMKj years and played intramural
volleyball and hockey for three years She's been
active in the Newman Club for three years, secre-
tary/treasurer for two years She has played in the
band for a year She also has been on the ADay
Committee two years.
Her position objective is quality control research
or product devebpment.
Polly Eck
Polly is an Agronomy major from Muncy. PA.
She has been involved in many clubs and organiza-
tions in the past few years including Agronomy
Club, 4-H, DTA, ICC and A Day Committee
This year she is A^onomy Club secretary, DTA
president and chairman of the A- Day Committee
She is listed in Who's Who She has also par-
ticipated in intramural volleyball, hockey and soft-
ball, as well as Superstars Polly will be attending
Penn State University for graduate school next
year.
Lance Forster, Jr.
Lance has the distinction of being both a Dairy
Husbandry and Animal Husbandry major He's
been very active in clubs on campus including three
years in Block & Bridle, four years in Dairy Society
and four years in FFA He also has played intra-
mural volleyball and softball. He also has been in-
volved with running and set up of dairy judging
contests at DVC sponsored by the Dairy Society
He is CO chairman of the Annual FFA Day held at
DVC for area high school students He's also been
a tour guide for three years. Besides all of this *->
Lance is involved with exhibits at the PA Farm
Show for DVC and exhibits at the PA Agricultural
Food Exposition Lance has also been involved in
ADay exhibits and activities for all four years
Another activity of his is excessive drinking to round
things out
But along with all this he has received many
honors such as Dean's List, National Dean's List,
Who's Who and National Agricultural Honor Society
(Delta Tau Alpha) He will be graduating with a BS
in both Dairy Husbandry and Animal Husbandry.
Clay Funk
Clay, a Business Administration major from Sun
burg. PA , was an active person on the DVC sports
scene Clay played varsity football for three years
and was captain as a senior He was a member of
the three-time MAC champions in football and was
All-ECAC one year Clay was the Outstanding De-
fensive Player his senior year and in 1984. Clay
was a member of the Aggies coaching staff as a stu-
dent assistant football coach He played varsity
baseball for four years and was captain his senior
year Clay was also a member of the Northeastern
Division baseball champions In the winter. Clay
was involved in intramural basketball where his
team. The Rebels, were the open league cham
pions for four consecutive years Clay was a Resi
dent Assistant for two years in Ulman Hall and was
also a Who's Who in his senior year
Daniel J. Glowatski
Dan is a Business Administration major from
Mount Carmel. PA He was awarded with an
NCAA Post Graduate scholarship, a Dorothy Mc-
Cool Memorial scholarship, an Owens Memorial
scholarship and has been on the Dean's List for four
years He is an Academic All- American. He's been
in the Business Club for two years He's a captain
on the varsity football team and is a football record
holder He's been an All- American for two years.
He participated in the AllEastem College Athletic
Conference and the All-Middle Atlantic Confer-
ence He's been a member of the varsity track team
for four years
Daniel is intere^ed in marketing, sales, produc-
tion and inventory contrcJ.
Jennifer Harlinski
Jennifer resides in Baltimore, MD and is major-
ing in Chemistry Jennifer has occupied her time
here at DVC hv involving herself in Chorale Club
and the Chemistry Club As a member of the
Chemistry Club she has been the treasurer for the
1984-85 semesters She has also been nominated
for Who's Who
Timothy J. Ireland
Tim is a Biolo>^y major from Philadelphia, PA in
his four years here he has been involved in many
things He h^s run track, both winter and spring, for
all four years He also played soccer his junior year
Club activities include Small Lab Animals, Biology
Club. Ntwnwn Club (vice president). Drama Club
(treasurer). OVC Players (three productions).
Photo Club Ram Pages and Gleaner He has also
tutored math and physics
Tims academic achievements include: Dean's
List (seven semesters), publication in National
Deans List (three times), and he has been nomi-
nated for publication in the 1985 Wlio's Who Tim
hopes to go on to study vetennary medicine at the
University of Pennsylvania
Mary K.Kelly
Mary is an Ornamental Horticulture /Landscape
major from Schwenksville. PA , who has been on
the Dean's List the past four years She has also
been in Who's Who. the D T A • intramural softball
and ADay Club Mary was the ADay representa-
tive for the Landscape-Nursery Club, the libranan
for the Chorale and both vice president and secre-
tary for the BS A Explorer Post .531 She won the
WW Smith Scholarship which helped pay for her
education. Her interests include camping, bowling,
hiking, white water rafting and traveling
John Gary Kemberling
John is a Biology major from Sunberry. PA ,
who spent his four years as the Aggies quarterback.
He made Pizza Hut All American in 1984. ECAC
Honor Roll for Moravian game and he has broken
several season passing records Besides football.
John has been a member of the baseball team for
three years and captain of the 1985 team and he
enjoyed intramural basketball for four years His
name is found in the Who's Who 1985. a Resident
Assistant for the 1984-85 year and a Student
Trainer His career goal is to b»e a doctor
Neil J. Kratzer
Neil is a Dairy Husbandry major, minoring in
Business Administration He plans to go into safes
and marketing He has been a very active part of
DVC He was president of the Dairy Society and
vice president of the Agncultural Business Society
He is a Resident Assi^ant Executive Committee
Chairman He helped ordinate "Caesar's" which
brought some life to DVC He was recipient of
Wolgemuth Bros , Inc scholarship and the Penn-
SENIOR SPOTLIGHT
sylvania Holst«?in Association Service and Leader-
ship award
.. Robin Layne
An Agronomy major from Morrisville. PA .
Robin is listed in Who's Who and has been active in
the Agronomy Club where she is the A Day Queen
Nominee Also active in the Newman Club, once as
Mw|^r«'. she has also been senate representative
and senior class president of the Student Govern-
ment She has also been appointed student repre-
sentative to the Faculty Curriculum Committee. -
Steven Lederach
A Lederach. PA native Steve is one of the top
Ornamental Horticulture students in the Landscap
ing-Nursery option He is an active member of the
Landscape Nursery Club where he is A Day repre
tentative and was involved in the 1985 Fbwer
Show Steve is alsf> a member of the National Agri:
culture Honor Society Delta Tau Alpha (DTA)
and Christian Fellowship
In the future. Steve would like to attend graduate
school to earn a Masters degree in Landscape
Architecti^re.
Anne Marie Neri
Anne Marie, an Ornamental Horticulture-Flon
culture mapr from (ilendolan. PA . has won many
ribbons for floral design at A Day She is also listed
in Who's Who She has been on the Flower Judg
ing Team, a Newman Club I.C.C. representative
and has entered dance marathons Anne Marie is a
loyal Aggie football fan and loves outdoor activities
She hof)es to work in floral design or floral crop
production
Joseph A. Porcello
Joe is a Ornamental Horticulture/Horticulture
mapr He plans to go into greenhouse production
He was a member of the Ornamental Horticulture
Society and the Construction Committee of the
Philadelphia Flower Show He was chairman of the
A Day Fbw Show and Exhibits Committee for
A-Day He is on the Dean's List. Deha Tau Alpha
and received a Merit scholarship from Beddins
Plants, Inc
Susan Rachlin
Susan is a Biology mapr She has been on the
Dean's List three times She was elected to Who's
Who She has been commuter representative to
Social House for two years and a member of the
Biokjgy Club for two years Susan is also student
representative to the Cultural Committee
She is a member of the National Geographic
Society and the Philadelphia Zoological Society
Susan has won first and second places and honor-
able mention several times in the A Day photogra
phy contests.
She has attended the Tropical Marine Biology
course in Columbus Beach, Jamaica offered by the
Biology Department of DVC in June 1983 She'll
be graduating with her BS in Biology.
Gerald J. Reichard
Oerry is an Animal Husbandry major from
Waynesboro. PA Currently he has been a Resi-
dent Assistant for the past two years, member of
iTie Future Farmers of America. Delta Tau Alpha,
and is listed in Who's Who Gerry has been em-
ployed at the DVC Dairy for the past four years and
has also been a Student Herdsman for the past year
and a half Some of his past activities have included
a member of the 1984 Intercollegiate Livestock
Judging Team. Freshman Class President. Fresh-
man Football. Student Government Secretary for
two years and Block & Bridle
In 1983. Gerry was awarded The Future Farm-
ers of America American Farmer Degree and he is
a member of the Grindstone Hill Lutheran Church.
Pennsylvania Farmers Association and the Ameri-
can Yorkshire Club. Gerry plans to continue his
partnership with his father in their swine operation
He and his fiancee. Teresa, are currently planning
their August wedding and they have rented a farm
in Franklin County and plan to become established
m the dairy industry
Gerry would like to encourage underclassmen to
stay actively involved in the college and to remem-
ber that your education at DVC goes further than
just the classroom and you will get out of a program
what you put into it
Mark D. Reichert
An Ornamental Horticulture-Floriculture major
from Schuylkill Haven. PA . Mark has minored in
Business Administration He has been actively in
volved in the DVC Band as treasurer, in the Or-
namental Horticulture Society, the Philadelphia
Flower Show Committee, and the A-Day Flower
Show Committee Mark has also assisted the Ad-
missions Office as a tour guide for prospective
students
Mark's honors include being listed in Who's
Who. as a member of DTA National Agriculture
Honor Society, being awarded the Joseph Shinoda
Memorial Scholarship and being listed on the
Dean's List for four years.
Mark plans a career in greenhouse or garden
management
Susan A. Richart
Susan is a Business Administration major from
Neptune. N J She is listed in Who's Who She is
presently the president of the Student Govern-
ment She also has been a Student Government
Social House Representative for two years She
has also contributed work published in DVC's
literary magazine. The Gleaner She played vol-
leyball for two years and participated in Super
stars She has also been a member of the A-Day
task force She enjoyed working at and being a
part of Caesar's Pub She served on the ScKial
Board and has worked for DVC's Accounting De-
partment for the last two years
She IS interested in getting a career possibly in
research or entry level management
Nicholas Russo
A Philadelphia native who is majoring in Food
Industry. Nick has been very involved in football
He won the following awards: Offensive Back"*
award - 1982. Bruno award - 1984, Roy Jessup
Memorial award - 1984, Maxwell Club Small Col-
lege Player of the Week 1982 and Player of the
Year for 1982 In addition, he made Who's Who,
varsity football captain for 1984 and made MAC
first team in 1982 He also participated in softball,
basketball, hockey intramurals and the Food In-
dustry Club Nick was a recipient of the Tri-Statc
Dairy-Deli Association Scholarship.
Carolann Serik
Carolann is an Animal Husbandry major from
Warminster. PA Carolann has spent four years
involved in field hockey and softball For a short
time she was a member of the Equestrian Team
She spent most of her time working part-time at
an animal hospital She has received the Most
Valuable Player award in field hockey - 1984,
MAC All-Conference Team - 1984 In 1983 she
received an honorable mention and in softball she
has received numerous awards Carolann's career
scoring In field hockey was 1 1 goals.
Kathleen E. Smith
Kate, a Biology major from Reading. PA., has
been quite active during her college career
She has been an active member of Student
Government and has served as treasurer for two
years Biology Club has been an important part of
Kate's extracurricular activities where she has
served as vice president.
Kate has also been involved with A-Day, Lab
Animal Club and the Band-Aids She also played
volleyball for two years and was recently nomi-
nated to Who's Who She has accepted a job at
Histo- Research Laboratory, Inc in New Britain.
PA
You can see Kate this weekend as a candidate
for A-Day Queen.
Michele E. Smith
Michele is an Animal Husbandry major from
Moorestown. N J She has been a member of the
Block & Bridle Club. DTA, Equestrian Club and a
Resident Assistant She was captain of the Eques-
trian Team for two years For two years, she was a
barn manager of the school's equine facilities She
hopes to work as a manager in the livestock and
its related industries
Gregory Stapleton
Greg is from Christiana. PA. and is an Agrono-
my major He was RA representative, a Student
Government member, a Traffic Court Judge,
Caesar's Pub manager. A-Day representative of
the Novelties Committee and a member of the
/^onomy Club He played volleyball intra-
murals, Softball, wrestling. Resident Assistant and
a RA Executive Committee Chairman. Also, he
was a member of the Residence Life Board, Stu
dent Conduct Committee. Greg's name appears
In the Who's Who.
Arlene Stein
Arlene, from Bradford woods, PA , is an Animal
Husbandry major Everyone knows Arlene as a
DVC cheerleader for four years, but she was also
Dairy Society A-Day representative, A-Day trea-
surer (1985), and A-Day animal exhibitor (thr^
years) For Bkx:k & Bridle she was second runrwaN
up for Homecoming 1984 and for the Apiary So*
ety she was publicity chairman Besides clubs.
Arlene was active in intramurals floor hcxrkcy.
Softball, volleyball and co-ed volleyball At present,
she is a Resident Assistant on Cooke 2nd and
working part-time as a student herdsman at the
DVC Dairy Farm After graduation she will be
working as a herdsman at Mondale Farm Dairy in
Olyphant. PA
Jacqueline M. Stoffa
Jackie is a Animal Husbandry major She has a
Business Administration minor She worked three
years prior to entering college and has a strong
business background
She has been a Resident Assistant in Miller Hall
for three years She also has had many activities.
She was Student Government Senate Secretary for
one year She was on the Resident Assistant Exec-
utive Committee, one year She has been involved
in Dairy Society, two years: Agribusiness Club, one
year: and Yearbook Staff, layout, one year
Jackie enjoys traveling, livestock auctions, flea
markets and music Her career objective is public
relations or sales /marketing positksn in agribusine^.
Annette D. Zamboni
Annette is a Biology mapr from Kulpmont, PA.
She has been named in the National Dean's List
and Who's Who and has received the WW Smith
Scholarship, among others, due to her high aca-
demic standing Annette has also been a lab assis-
tant for the college, and has been active in the
Biology Club, as captain of cheerleading, in intra-
mural softball and A-Day
Annette would like to participate in research and
devetopment. quality control and/or sales in clini-
cal pathology or microbiological research She will
likely be accepted to the College of Optometry
Kay Zettlemoyer
Kay is an Ornamental Horticulture/ Landscape
major from Reading. PA During her years at DVC
she is perhaps best known for her singing with the
Chorale Kay has been an active member for all
four years including being vice president and then
president her senior year Her other extracurricular
activities include Landscape-Nursery Club, A-Day
Committee member, and Chorale Homecoming
Queen She also played intramural volleyball and
floor hockey every year
She has been on the Dean's Lisi throughout h&
college career and has been selected for Who's
Who for 1985 Her hobbies and interests range
from target shooting to gardening, musk:, reading
and ccxiking interests as well!
Kay plans to be in the nursery and greenhouse
industries where she hopes to manage and even-
tually own her own operation Also. Kay is engaged
and will be marrying Hoyt Emmons, a 1983 Animal
Husbandry graduate, in September.
IN REVIEW
October
by Tim Ireland
October, a busy month for all of us at
DVC. Student Government supplied the
entertainment; such as the movies: Vic-
tor, Victoria; Splash; and Christir)e.
Besides these movies we were entertained
by Caricatures and Coffeehouses by Ted
Sterenko and the very popular Linda
Black. Last but not least was the well
attended Video Halloween Dance with
this year's contest being won by Brian
Breneman's bunny rabbit and Tim Ire-
land's ballerina (tu-tu and all!) .
Our clubs also supplied us with much
to do. The Floral Society and Ornamen-
tal Horticulture Club sponsored three
guest speakers in October: Bruce Keyser
(Native Azaleas), Marvin Clymer (Land-
scaping for Wildlife) , and Dr. K.H. Chris-
tiansen (Daylilies) . The Newman Club
had its first in a series of discussion
groups on "Relationships" moderated by
Father Joe Cistone. The Drama Club
"The building of the Hillman Garden'
Photo hy Tim Ireland
sponsored a play. Crimes of the Heart.
performed by the Delaware Valley Re-
gional Theatre Co.
Other events included an Antique Car
Show, a Flea Market, mid-term exams
and holidays including: Yom Kippur,
Columbus Day, Boss's Day, Mother-in-
Law's Day and Halloween. Let's not
forget the Kostmayer vs. Christian
debate .
Last but certainly not least. Home-
coming! "Aggies go for more in '84." The
Grand Marshal of this year's parade was
Chuck Fusina, quarterback of the Phila-
delphia Stars (now Baltimore Stars) , The
Pep Rally saw the return of "Bruno."
who left the hospital to make it. The
number one spirit car was constructed by
the Floral Society and Block and Bridle
has the number one float. Cheerleader
Jennifer Corrigan was the 1984 Home-
coming Queen.
"Grand Opening Gala of Caesar's"
Photo by Tim Ireland
December /January
by Linda Goodloe
Can you think back to the bleak days
of December and January, it's also when
the rock group Wham hit *1 on the
charts with their hit "Wake Me Up Before
You Go Go" and the class of '86 came in
first place at the Red Cross Blood Drive
with 46 pints. Remember when we wished
each other the best through Santa Lines
December was the month for Christmas
caroling as exhibited by the DVC Chorale
and Band. In January, the college turned
over a new leaf with major changes in
school policy in hopes to improve the
overall campus attitude. The biggest
change was a new facelift in the Student
Center Snack Bar, Not only was the
Snack Bar changed into Caesar's Pub,
the atmosphere also complimented the
new look.
September
by Rosemary Kluth
As usual. Dr. Feldstein welcomed all
new and old students to a hopefully
good year. One of the first things noticed
on campus was the new storm windows
on all the dorms. There were also a lot of
other changes on campus: the infirmary
moved to Elson, Eisner's now the Media
Center and Cooke and Barness got new
hall paint and lights.
The first activity of the semester was a
crazy event called Playfair where the
freshmen had a chance to get acquainted.
On September 8th there was a Video-
Dance in the APR which was also a
iuccess.
Football, Men's Cross Country,
Women's Cross Country and Women's
Volleyball had a terrific month*, =
Parent's Day on the 22nd was again
an enjoyable day for both parents and
students.
'Floral Society wins with first place"
Photo by Linda Goodloe
November
by E.D. Wengryn
November was a big month on cam-
pus. On the first. Caesar's Pub made its
debut. It was a huge success! For the first
time, a weeknight dance and entertain-
ment night was sponsored. Over 400
students crammed into the Snack Bar for
a night of laughs, good times and no
alcohol. It was definitely one of the better
ideas of Student Government and the
R. A.'s. The following week brought elec-
tion day at the end of an unexciting cam-
paign for the first woman on a major par-
ty ticket on a bid for the White House. It
also brought us the Roommate Game.
DVC's spoof on the "Newly wed Game."
Congratulations to Neet and Karen. Mid
the third week everyone got a chance at
home cooking. Thank God for Thanks-
giving and a break from Cafeteria food.
The last week of November brought
about the ultimate challenge for the DVC
fall bloodmobile. Naturally, the most ac-
tive class, that of '^, won (and it's
because we have big hearts). Anyway,
that was November, leaving three weeks
of school (only one and a half weeks of
classes) till Christmas break.
"DVC's participants in 1985 Pennsylvania Farm Show"
Photo bi/ Leslie Blatt
1984 • 1985
"The Hooters hit big at DVC
March
by ED Wengryn
March, the month that herolds spring,
did so this year with an uncanny, "Touch
of Britain." Four English students joined
DVC in putting on its Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit titled "A Touch of Britain
— Our Garden Heritage." The students
shared two weeks in America setting up
the exhibit one week and touring the
area the next. (It's a shame they never
saw South Street on a Saturday night.)
The exhibit itself was a big plus for DVC,
being featured on "A.M. Philadelphia,"
the local news and many newspapers in-
cluding: The Philadelphia Inquirer, New
York Times, not to mention The htelii-
qencer. After the students left and the
show was over, spring break arrived at
DVC with almost everyone bugging out
either for Florida, the Bahamas, Califor-
nia, even Jersey, as long as we all got
away from here. But, alas, the break was
short and everyone returned to study
hard (or hardly study) , to improve those
mid-semester grades, and to pray that
April and Easter break would get here
fast.
"An afternoon with the classics"
Ph(Ho by Robert Veneziale
The Future is May
by Jamie Beck
When May rolls around, another year
is ending at DVC. The month is filled
with worries about the present, plus
hopes for the future. Watch out, because
major elections are being held May 1st to
choose class officers for the 1985-86
school year.
The Equestrian Team's Western Riders
will be traveling to Lexington, Kentucky
on May 3rd for the National Finals. The
DVC team will represent Region 5 of the
American Horse Show Association. Also,
two members, C.A. Pccoreiii and Michele
Smith, will be competing individually.
After we all have sweated or sailed
through final exams, then the seniors are
off cruising to Bermuda (lucky them!) fol-
lowed by graduation on May 19. The
best of luck to the future of DVC's Class
of 1985!
February
by Duke Blessing
The short month of February was
highlighted by the Hooters Dance Con-
cert on February 8. The concert was well
attended and enjoyed by all!
Anne Bailey's Bridal Show was held
on February 3 and was a success.
On Thursday, February 7, DVC stu-
dents and members of the community
heard a lecture by Dr. Dennis Metrick.
Dr. Metrick spoke about "Automation —
its Effect on Human Nature and Its
Meaning for the Future."
February 21 was DVC at the Spec-
trum night with a bus full of students go-
ing to the Flyers game. Saturday the
23rd, Bentley's was the place for the
Sophomore Dinner Dance.
V The month ended with the Third An-
nual Career Conference. The confer-
ence, sponsored by the Placement Of-
fice, attracted 75 companies to DVC.
"'Our Garden Heritage' - DVC's exhibit at the 1985 Philadelphia Flower Show"
.^. . Photo by Leslie B\aa
April
by Jamie Beck
April was a month of getting ready for
the year ahead. We had pre-registration
and room registration. Everyone will be
prepared for the coming year. On the
3rd. the bloodmobile took blood; and on
the 14th, DVC had its annual Founders'
Day. The Band and Chorale played on
April 16th at the Spring Concert. April
18th the sophomores held a Pizza and
Movie Night. That weekend, on the
20th. "1985 Superstars." where students
enjoyed competition sports, was held.
Student Government held elections for
the coming academic year. We had two
movies shown, Eddie and the Cruisers
and Up the Creek. In addition, we can't
forget Easter on April 7th and A- Day on
April 27th & 28th, which will be the best
A-Day that DVC ever had.
SPORTS EDITOR
Gene "Duke" Blessing
THE YEAR IN SPORTS
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Pictorial
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FOOTBALL
Wioto bv Linda Goodloe
VOLLEYBALL
Photo 6y Tim Ireland
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WOMEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
MEN'S
BASKETBALL
Photo by Stephan Persaud
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WRESTLING
Photo bv Leslie E Blatt
FIELD HOCKEY
Photo by Sfepbon Persaud
SOCCER
Photo by SJepban Persaud
MEN'S
CROSS COUNTRY
WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL
BASEBALL
Photo by Lmda Goodloe
SOFTBALL
Photo by Robert Veneaale
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A- Day Weekend
Student Center Hours
Student Center Building
April 26 - 7:30 a.m. -11:00 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00a.m.-ll:00p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m. -11:00 p.m.
April 29 - 7:30 a.m.- 1:00 a.m.
Caesar's Pub Food Service
April 26 — 7:30 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00 a.m.- 6:00 p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m.
April 29 ^ ■ 7:30 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.
5:30 p.m. -12:30 a.m.
Student Store
April 26 - 10:30 a.m.- 2:30 p.m.
April 27 - 9:00 a.m.- 6:00 p.m.
April 28 - 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m.
April 29 - 10:30 a.m.- 2:30 p.m.
6:00 p.m.- 8:00 p.m.
Game Room
Same hours as building.
No pool attendant.
"A Touch of Britain**
Highlights O.H, at DVC
by Bill Rein
Ornamental Horticulture blossomed
throughout the 1984-85 school year at
DVC. Almost every month included
cither lectures, meetings, improvements
or just about anything else ornamental
horticulture could offer us at the college.
Nonetheless, the year did open some-
what sadly with the death of Mrs. Lois
Burpee. Fordhook Farms' resident,
owner and inspiration. Wife of the late
David Burpee (of Burpee's Seeds fame) ,
she was a local humanitarian, a friendly
woman who's concern and generosity
extended to her neighbor. DVC. as well
as to the entire community. Mrs. Burpee
graciously leased the Burpee green-
houses to our school for a nominal fee.
October was Fall Gardening Lecture
Series Month. The O.H. department co-
sponsored the colorful slides-illustrated
programs with the Doylestown Nature
Club. Open to the public, the series was
quite successful, due to such interesting
topics as DVC graduate Bruce Keyser's
walk through forests of "Native Azaleas."
local photographer and writer Marvin
Clymer's naturally enticing "Landscaping
for Wildlife." and Delaware Valley Day-
lily Society president Dr. H.K. Chris-
tiansen's myriad of slides of (what else?)
"Daylilies."
This year the college was the place to
convene ornamentally. On Saturday.
November 10. the college hosted the
day-long Mid-Atlantic Regional Meeting
of the Dwarf Conifer Society. Nursery
owners, propagators and landscapers in
industry, plus three of our OH. teachers,
illustrated and spoke of different aspects
of these dwarfs and how they have been
and could be utilized in the landscape.
Then, as fate would have it, it snowed
for the second year in which the South-
eastern Chapter of the PA Nurseryman's
Association met on a day in January at
DVC. Despite lousy traveling conditions,
people weathered the storm, joining stu-
dents in attending the informative meet-
ing arranged by Dr. Daniel Seik. one of
our OH. profs.
Also this year, the college campus was
getting its first comprehensive labeling of
all shrubs and trees. Coordinated by
OH. instructor Mr. Frederick Ray. the
stamped orange plates are modeled after
those placed in the Morris Arboretum,
and will aid students in identification for
related courses, as well as the public in
"self service" education. ^;:- ^
The result of a year's planning and
work may have been the culmination of
OH. this year when "A Touch of Brit-
ain" came to DVC as the long awaited
and planned 1985 Philadelphia Flower
Show exhibit, "Our Garden Heritage,**
opened in early March. Four students, a
professor and the principal from Merrist
Wood Agricultural College in Surrey,
England, crossed the Atlantic to join us
in constructing the exhibit. Because of
the special nature of the co-exhibit, we
weren't part of the judging this year
(breaking a thirty year tradition) . but we
were honored with the Herb Society of
America Award for the best use of herbs.
Yet nothing this year was probably as
rewarding as meeting, working and mak-
ing friends with our guests from Britain,^
"SEARCH FOR PRIDE " Meeting
Vice President Dr. Arthur Wolf is issuing an open invitation for members of the
college family to join his "Search for Pride" meeting to be held Wednesday. May 1st.
at 3:30 p.m. in the Chapel. Everyone is urged to attend with a positive story to share
about the college.
Dear Seniors:
You are invited to an informal
Farewell Reception at the Joseph
Krauskopf Memorial Library on Tues-
day. May 7 from 12 to 2 p.m. Light
refreshments served.
Meet your friends — recall memo-
ries — share your future plans.
Fondly.
The Library Staff
R.S.V.P. b^ May 1. Call Mrs. Price at
Ext. 385 or notj/y arti> library staff
rrxember.
Blood Donors Needed
All Blo€>d Types!
$10 compensation for
qualified participants.
Call:
Biological Specialty Corporation
(215) 855-3552
STUDENT STORE BEGINS
BUY-BACK PROGRAM
In an effort to reduce the cost of text-
books, the Student Store is initiating a
Buy-Back Sale on Monday & Tuesday,
May 13 & 14 from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. in
Room *101 of the Student Center.
Books which are in good used condi-
tion and which are to be used in DVC
classes next fall and spring will be pur-
chased at a prime rate by a Wallace
Book Company representative. These
books will remain here on campus for
resale in the Store. Books DVC no
longer uses but are still in use by colleges
throughout the country will be purchased
directly by Wallace for shipment to their
central warehouse.
Before the sale, a list of books and
number to be purchased for DVC will be
iposted in Caesar's Pub, the Store and
the Dining Hall.
Seniors who are on their cruise are en-
couraged to leave any texts for the Buy-
Back with another student.
WESTERN EQUESTRIAN
TEAM FIRST IN REGION
The Western Equestrian Team traveled
to Pcnn State on Saturday, April 13 and
was High Point College in the horse
shows sponsored by Penn State. As a
result, DVC has finished the season as
High Point College in the Stock Seat
division of the American Horse Show
Asscx:iation and will represent Region 5
in the national finals to be held in Lex-
ington, Kentucky May 3-6, 1985.
In addition to the team representing
the region, two members will compete as
individuals. C.A. Pecorelli is the High
Point rider in Class 13 (Beginner walk-
jog) for the region and Michele Smith is
Reserve High Point rider in Class 16
(Advanced walk-jog- lope).
College Begins Second Phase
of Campus Scfety Program
The second phase of DVC's campus
safety program began today with con-
struction of a system to transport water
to the center of campus for firefighting
purposes.
The project involves digging a well to
service the College's 4(X),(XX)-gallon
water stora^ tank, which was constructed
two years ago as the first step in the
overall plan, installing a high-pressure
pump and laying the necessary pipe to
carry the water up to a fire hydrant. The
cost of the project is estimated at
$125,(X)0.
The third and final step in the updating
and upgrading of the campus water sys-
tem calls for the construction of an un-
derground system to carry water to vari-
ous spots on campus during an emer-
gency. That step should be completed
within three years.
"This is an important development for
the College," said Dr. Arthur Wolf. Vice
M-ACEMENT OFFICE
INTERVIEWS FOR THE
WEEK OF APRIL 29
Tuesday, April 30
FIRST INVESTORS CORP.
Individual Interviews
9:(X) a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
CAN CORP OF AMERICA
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m.
Thursday, May 2
VAN ALTENA BROKERAGE FIRM
Individual interviews
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
tm
President of DVC. "It assures us of an in-
dependent source of water during an
emergency situation. It will also make it
faster and easier to local fire department
p)ersonneI to connect their equipment to
our water supply when time is of the
essence."
Previously, fire-fighters were required
to connect directly with the storage tank
for a water source, which could be a
cumbersome and time-consuming pro-
cess. Under the new system, fire-fighters
will be able to connect directly with
hydrants around campus. Additionally,
water from the stor^e tank will be re-
placed automatically by water from the
well, instead of being replaced by a
separate outside source.
The storage tank is located near the
College's Greenhouse Complex. The
pumping station and well will be con-
structed adjacent to the tank. Pipes will
carry the water over a hill next to the
Krauskopf Library to a hydrant located
near Segal Hall.
Exciting Careers of DVC
Horticulture Graduates
A recent survey by the Horticulture
Department shows a diversity of chal-
lenging, rewarding and exciting careers
being pursued by DVC Horticulture
graduates. These diversified jobs are out-
doors, indoors or varying combinations
of both places giving job satisfaction with
many different kinds of employers all
over the world. Most of the major career
fields shown below are involved in help-
ing establish a chain of quality in fresh
fruits and vegetables from their develop-
ment by the breeder to their use by the
consumer.
MAJOR CAREER FIELDS IN 1984
OF DVC HORTICULTURE
GRADUATES (19501984)
Agricultural Extension 3%; Farm
Management (son of owner) 11%.
(other) 7%; Food Science & Marketing
16%; Industry 9%; Sales 7%; Teaching
(pre-college) 8%; University and College
Teaching and Research 6%; United
States Department of Agriculture (over 7
different agencies) 8%; Other (over 25
career fiels including Ag Chemicals.
Apiculture, Computer, Environment,
Golf Course Management, Greenhouse
Management, Grounds Maintenance,
Nursery, Peace Corps. Pest Manage-
ment and U.S. Government other than
U.S.D.A.) 25%.
Some of the major career fields and
some job titles of DVC Hort grads are as
follows:
Agricultural Extension - Area Fruit
Agent. Vegetable Specialist. 4-H Agent.
Potato Specialist and Integrated Pest
Management Specialist.
Farm Management - Owner (Fruit
and/or vegetable farms), Production
Manager. Farm Manager, Field Superin-
tendent and Vice President.
FcN>d Science and Marketing • Presi-
dent (Food brokerage firm). Fruit
Broker, Produce Buyer (Supermarket
chain). Food Inspector, Distribution Ser-
vice Manager (Food chain), Farm Prod-
uct Marketing Representative (State Ag.
Dept.), Director of Product Operations
for Europe (International processing
company). Quality Control Supervisor,
Vice President (Supermarket chain),
Winemaker, President (Food consulting
company). Commodity Affairs Director
(California Farm Bureau Federation),
Manager-Lab Service (Large processing
company). Brewing Manager, and
Owner (Wholesale produce company) .
Sales - Sales Representatives. Manag-
ers. Executives (Large and small food,
agricultural chemical, seed, nursery,
farm, & greenhouse supply companies).
Teaching (Pre-CoUege) - Vocational
Agriculture Teacher, Special Education-
Horticulture Teacher, Agricultural Science
Teacher and Science Teacher.
University and College Administra-
tion, Teaching and Research • Col-
lege President. Director of Citrus Research
(Rorida) , Horticulture Department Chair-
man. Associate Dean of Research and
Instruction. Professor of Horticulture,
and Professor of Plant Physiology.
United States Department of Agri-
culture - Chief of Farmer Programs,
Regional Director of Fruit and Vegetable
Division, Agricultural Commodities
Grader. Supervisory Plant Pest and
Quarantine Officer, Research Horticul-
turist, Plant Physiologist, Inspector (Food
and Drug Administration), Farmers'
Home Administration Supervisor, Agri-
culture Management Sf>ecialist, Food
and Nutrition Program Specialist, Fresh
Fruit and Vegetable Marketing Specialist,
Soil Scientist, and Soil Conservationist.
For the past 35 years, DVC Hort grad-
uates have earned a well-deserved repu-
tation for excellence in fruit and vege-
table production, industry, education
and research, food science and market-
ing, sales and government, and I know
our present horticulture students will
follow in their footsteps in our continuing
search for excellence.
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKFS DIARY
Philadelphia:
Best of the Winter Sport ^
Cities (Again)
by Duke Blessing
Out of the eight major cities who field
both professional basketball and hockey
teams, take a wild guess which city fin-
ished with the best combined record?!
Here are some hints: the Big Apple
finished some 60 games behind this city,
the Windy City was off this city's record
by about 35 games, the Car Capital of
the U.S. finished 36 games short and the
Nation's Capital wound up some 24
games short. The State of Beaches came
up 46 games behind and the City of
Smog finished 11 on the short side. The
closest city was the City of the Tea Party
which was off the mark by 10 games.
If you still have no idea, try (the City of
Brotherly Love, Philadelphia)!
Here are the final standings in the
winter sports of 1 984-85 : \.
-'■ W ' V'^''- T
Philadelphia ill 44 7
Boston : 99 53 10
Los Angeles / 96 52 14
Washington ; #S> 67 9
Chicago . ^ 79 7
Detroit f$ 77 12
New Jersey €4 88 10
New York 50 102 10
Once again, the stats prove that year
In and year out. Philadelphia fields top
teams in both sports. Congratulations —
Sportstown USA!!
Aggie Men Crush
Moravian & AUentoivn
by Duke Blessing ]
The DVC Men's Track &' Field team
upped their record to 4-0 as they crushed
both Moravian and Allentown. The Ag-
gies got 15 firsts in 17 events and scored
117 points. Moravian finished second
with 91 and Allentown scored 5.
Brandon Newell took firsts in the triple
jump (47-4) and the long jump (22-1).
Edson Barrett qualified for the NCAA
Division III Championships with a win-
ning 10.46 in the 100-meter dash. Also
in that race. Newell, Dietrick Lewis and
Sean Cliver finished two. three, four,
respectively.
The 4 X 100 relay team (Newell. Dave
Keich, Barrett, Al Benner) won with a
43. 1 and the 4 x 400 relay team (Ban^ett.
Benner. Dave Glynos. Chuck Cooper)
took first in 3:26.2
Al Benner captured first in the 2(X)
meters with a 22.62. Freshman Rob
Benner won the 1,500 meters with a
time of 4:19.
Dave Bradley won the 110 high
hurdles (15.9) and the 400 intermediate
hurdles (58.95).
In the field events, Jim Bauzon took
first in the javelin (197-9) and in the
discus (134-4).
AGGIES SWEPT BY
UPS ALA. 6-1 & 6-4
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Baseball team traveled to
Upsala College needing at least a split to
have any shot at the playoffs.
They probably will have to wait until
next year because the Aggies dropped
both ends of the doubleheader. 6-1 and
6-4 in the nightcap.
Mark Rother lost his first game of the
season as the Aggies could only muster
six hits and a run off of Upsala's Doug
Williams.
As he has all season, junior second
baseman John "Guido" Messina con-
tinued to sting the ball, going two-for-
three at the plate.
In the nightcap, the Aggies held a 4-1
lead going into the bottom of the fourth^,
Upsala scored one in the fourth inning
and took the lead scoring four in the sixth
inning off of Bob McEvoy.
Messina and catcher Clay Funk each
contributed two hits to lead the Aggies in
that department.
The loss drops the Aggies to 7-3 ovet-
ait and 4-2 in the conference.
Aggie Softball Team Crushes
Kings, 13-6 & 10-0
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Women's Softball team
upped their overall record to 4-2 and
league record to 3- 1 as they swept Kings
College. 13-6 and 10-0. . >.
In the first game, the Aggies went
ahead 7-0 in the very first inning only to
see Kings score six times in the bottom
half of the inning.
Carol Serik braved the arctic-like con-
ditions to record the victory. ^
The Aggies got a 10-0 (ten-run riife)
victory in the second game behind the
strong pitching of Carol Gwynne who
gave up only one hit.
Softball Team Loses Two
to FDU'Madison I
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped a doubleheader
to FDU-Madison due in part to good
FDU pitching.
The 3-2 and 6-3 losses all but elimi-
nated the team from the playoffs as they
saw their conference record drop to 3-3
(4-4 overall).
Carol Serik took the loss in the opener
with T.J. Urban and Lynn Shumack
knocking in the lone runs.
In the nightcap. Shumack's homer
and Michele Heffner's two-run single
were not enough as the Aggies dropped
a 6-3 decision. Carol Gwynne took the
loss for DVC.
AGGIES NIP
Academy of New Church
by Duke Blessing
In the Aggies first home game of the
season, the Men's Lacrosse Club defeated
Academy of New Church College, 8-7.
Offensively. Ed Draper led the charge
with four goals. Marty McMahon scored
two goals and Tom Hertler and Ted
Mellor each scored a goal.
Goalie Ralph Novi was credited with
25 saves The entire defense played a
physical game and performed very well
when pressured.
The victory lifts the club's record to
2-0
BASEBALL TEAM
SPLITS DOUBLEHEADER
AT WILKES
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies dropped to 8-4 overall
and 5-3 in the conference as they split a
doubleheader at Wilkes College, losing
the first. 15-7 and winning the second.
7-4.
In the opening game, the Aggie pitch-
ing staff was roughed up for 15 runs on
13 hits. Mike Heisey led the hitting attack
for DVC with a perfect four-for-four.
First baseman Rodney Swineford had
two hits for the Aggies.
DVC held a 7-6 lead going into the
bottom of the fifth but Wilkes scored
seven runs to put it out of reach.
The second game saw the Aggies
score four times in their last at-bat to take
a 7-4 victory.
Gary Kemberling earned his second
victory of the year with the four-hitter.
Freshman Bobby "Downtown" Browne
continued to impress, going four-for-four
and scoring three runs.
The Aggies close out the season to-
morrow afternoon at Moravian College
at 1:00 p.m.
Lacrosse Club
Still Undefeated!
by Duke Blessing
The DVC Lacrosse Club upped their
record to 3-0 with a 9-5 victory over
Penn State. -
Ed Draper continued his tear with five
goals. Darren Hasara scored two goals
and defensemen Ron Alfieri and Chris
Kelly each tallied one goal a piece.
Ralph Novi made 25 saves and once
again the Aggie defense was the dif-
ference throughout the game.
Aggies Drop First Game
of the Season
by Duke Blessing
A strong and physical East Strouds-
burg team was a little too much for the
Aggie Lacrosse Club to handle as they
defeated the visiting Aggies 8-3.
Ralph Novi stopped 47 shots while Bill
Moyer. Craig Cole, Bill Madara and Jeff
Pehlke performed well against the more
talented Bobcats.
Ed Draper. Darren Hasara and Chris
Kelly tallied the three Aggie goals.
The Aggies record drops to 3- 1 . They
close out the season at home against
Temple University on Sunday, May 5th
at 1 p.m. up on the soccer field.
Aggie Women Sweep
Drew, 7-6 & 10-0
by Duke Blessing
The Aggie Softball team saw their
record go to 6-4 with a doubleheader
sweep of Drew University.
DVC took the first game by a 7-6
score with Carol Gwynne pitching five
shutout innings in relief.
Carol Serik got the victory in the Ag-
gies 10-0 nightcap whitewash.
The women close out their season this
afternoon with a game at Muhlenberg at
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NOTICE; Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Vol. XVIV. No. 25
Friday. May 10. 1985
Mr. Craver - Thanks for the opportunity!
My innate ability to bullshit and brag led to
this fantastic monetary offerl You'll be in
my will! - The Duke
Rob - to the best roommate and budd^ a person
could ask for Thanks for ever\/thing! Be seeing a
lot of you down the road! — Duke
Grace. Chris. Arlene. Bonnie, Darlene.
Vickie. Jimmy, and the resti — You've made
this semester great for me. - Thanks,
Jamie
Sam. Beela & Don — I'll miss m^' 3 favorite
agronomists Thanks for 4 \,'ears of craziness and
fun Best of luck in the yeors to come - Poll);
Leslie — All too soon will the parting of
*LM*
partner
John — What is*
Keith and
Beautiful." I now
you don't keep in
you both by your
brothers like brothersp
Tish — You are the best,
become real Memories are
the summer — Your frienc
Ml. X - $24,000 ta«fart. at a k
work at. Business means mon^I
Scott — I'm never going to forget our grei
ship' Best of luck in whateu^r you do!
touch! — Love ya, Cindy
Hey South Jersey - Do you want to gc
*!!?* tape off the nun wagon because I
Also you're a fink for leaving Thursday^
okay? \ ,^\
Scott - Thanks fortakin^ me toJiS£ Senic
ner Dance, Now ^d^Jaflffn, ,
basement or was itoob^? — WOT Madonna
Rlih.'Wemfy. Rose - Have a nice summer
and Wendy there's always next year for that
blasted sign. Watch out trink — Nun w^on
owner
All the girls 1 loved before — "Aren't you glad I'm
l€twing" — Jerry
Stella — Dog gone, she scared you again. I
•An iMgivc you for going to U2. But don't let
it hai^m again. •■ Latay _.. ... ft^t^'itf^mta^^
Chudia ^d Rol>in — Can 't ^op to dance — Miy
was' m^'lbstit+iaace ^- U2 Hvts, Hope to see
in MD — SevenmKce .^wq'
never foaet aU that yoi mean to
hon thissc^d^ coiild
- "It w«« agaii^
U. «- Um Aim«a, Shi
Kim, Al«t T»<tA. C^.
Ut'Bpattv!!iu0^tf/^€oent>etter - SImM
* Ha«» a p«at^m»«r and try to 9b^
df t roaMat Miw nest aamcstcr ^Hm
wp m4 mm an •oaMrttnHl - Hmm
Stte, Ain, Kote — in hat^^ say 0»d-
K^ vou 0tp» haoe moxie this y«# tfw bmt ^
$o hag. - Lout VMt & Jhnmf^
Kkm m)4 Mmd^ p u - tm rMdl^ glai w
kmamm irtenih, I o^ «lali «p« Im4 bmm
tfnii to lunw iMfa fcw. 6oo4 li^ aaxt yi^.
« !««•. Mm^a
ifj^n* — I'm 1^ «yery*hirig worked out for both
^.0, Yout 0kmy$ be a ^xdal /riend Keep as
to^. - Sheila
Ken UM - Want a back maaaage? Remem-
ber: The pit party and the three-hour adven-
ture book, the Mps to the orchard, I knw
youl Even though the watar Isn't thcsa^
anymore m ayfc a^a ^ai 90 aalllag thla 1
mer. 111 be tMfiking about yoa all th»^
You've made this year very special. See ya
soon! - Dinghy
Mr Saver, — / know I was a pain in the ass as a
freshman but I told you I could do it' If it wasn't for
you. I don't know how I could have made it
through Thanks for more than just the money —
Duke
Terry — You've been a great roommate and
friend. Don't forget the fun we had at the
Flyer's game — there are four periods,
right!? Thanks for putting up with us. You're
the best - Sheila
Eva. Kelly and Kelly — Congratulations! You're
REAL people now Sta^' in touch' — Fields^
Sheryl Wonderful — i still think you gave
Weasel-face that hickey. (Taste good?) —
Bouc
Howard - No Nubbles! — your pal. Dr. Vincent
T.J. - Acme coffee, hot pot, finals week,
Berkowitz: Be there or ELSE!! - Bouclet
Polly Peptide — We all know that graduation is
just an excuse for you to get away from T J —
Bouc
Tina Hose - Would You? - Fieldsy
Linda — It's been a good year Have a great sum
mer with frank and the family — love Rose
Squish & Mo — Take a C . . . and leara to
spill over the summer! Try to behave
yqMMalf>«n4[|^MM|aMad fojr an a'
lenishlp!
M0k4 someone
i kt to^ch aker ^ timimw - L
:ott :^ moiMng water,
bair. IM^Brii^ tasa, aating JeMy
|b(> big n^^av I tnmi we can do H. again
More I g0, - Lova« ^f<||te. ^m|^
BffTwWBwt of
^ ^^^^^B^^H^ Stiperf - Love ya,
k
>vf>d tha worid Ite
»on ^t iHhmii -
shoM not p«Mi
btttiHi^;rnHitoWe<i-.^IVn 3:16
Sheryl - Best of luck in all ya do to a
neighbor I got to know better here at DVC.
Stop by Leesport sometime. — Leaire
Kratzer — Bullshitter rule the world! We are two-
of a kind and very likely candidates You are one
alright farmer Philadelphia fever — it will become
a part of you! — Bless me Blessing
Nahee. Tahee. Scohee, and Leehee — It's
been one good year! Thanks for all being
there when I needed ya! Have a terrific sum-
mer! — Love Cin-Sue
John Waldron — I'm ready to do some wedding
flowers Don't let Megan corrupt you HI
MEGAN' - Love Leslie
Jav - I'm going to miss you! Don't forget to
by before£|^e final day" is ^pell
fore^f
stjiVuiti
ftjr <«KJ so loved i
/n^^ ej*o ^fk to
flop un^ p^iA«^.1VSd^ ill
KMy - Go^ luck with the dob
(WMNud^atxt ymritmckmA ~ HanMthe
"^
21 ^Atewerfcj*. fhm farOaslk o^w
CD., T.S.. K.D. - YoM hmm %^m so
tea tft^ba wUh. Take naa. fffv^. -^ L^
f^Sht a lot as
e you in the
Scott — Beam me
roommates. Tm still
near future. — Lero
D.L. - Wanna get WM&T'TOhnks for your
frtan d riripl K i ap hi tmatk mm the awawatt
- CD.
Nancy (SteHaf MAmiGANA! The yeam m
togkher wefff.the best. Keep in toisth ft^
\itv i^LLT .'.',' ^Leroy
T«n - My tasty HMb clMarab - have you
avw heem a »en» Mw thfai? H^'s your rope
)urn? —Jt^n no bd^
thcH^g^Ou for ever^^iing sf^ciu
ij» hirli esj^miNv "Big WiUy" and hr
BA • Yo«r taraly ana ^ tke bi^ (wrt
ntt BEST) tat ro aoMT famat tf tiM wa
lynw aiumi — Law ^H'Shar^
Wendy — Ymr're gre&L You houe etn^thti^yt-
fngjor j/ou. t^n't /b^nt that! Ham a toortd^/
sumn^r ai Hm^tey. - Umm Rom
VtaKhWanM^ MAatayawtPertp^^
iida't lni«Mr «di 9Am w had too
faat l^nks fw a graM innw! Mas ^f
— Lova EcA^tMMMan
Jens — Conver^on »emwt4 unMe^ when I first
met you but pou've acquired $omeih^g Impa^d
— knowle(^ and dom. New Vtwic, New Ywk,
^ cMy <%f A«Mms (thM'9 eAout It). Philadelph'ia
Freedom — Gef your parade hat on! — From the
uWrtHJte Philip Fan - The Duke
Bob L. — Tve knoam you since the flrst day
hare! And Tve enjc^rad everyday since.
Please keep In touch & best of ludi! — Love
Polly
Willie & Keith - Move to Philly, maybe youTlget
to cheer for a winner for once. — Philly Town
Port - Thanks for the hospitality, keep up
the good work buddy. See ya later — Bob
Mom. Dad and family — Thanks you for alt your
love and support during these past four years
Sharing, caring, and just being you. — Loue. An-
nette
Leo — Your are a freaking nut Leo!
Remember, life is a mental struggle — you
are a mental struggle! Keep In touch —
Duke
Barb — You've been gone a year and things just
haven't been the same Sister Christian and Long
Beach Island I miss you! Bea coup de chcKolate'
— YSA
Krebt rule.'
— Am I stmmvited to visH
ever forget the Wries we had
Jav - You loBOiw how I fttA Ml t w<
Hfl^lt was good to know that
ahvaya tb«^ - CD
Mtfaine O *■ WhiU-imr happet
Club'* Waft maybe next^fof, $g^
'-■ - # ■
Aam, JUn, Mike. M«k» Btavc,
tefl»l«r etc. - I want to tlMak alf
a memortbim ycait ^e iMMtasMafan
taig with yoa guysl Cva»|^
wM freat! Beat arlahes to all of fou - Uta
(Sal^ . ....^''- '
Aft'jjon I'm 9Q gtaaAe got to be frimik this
mSf' I've really 'ts^yefd your company cU
seshoum qnd running around toutn wHh youl
lember — Bermuda here we come!
ob •» Oars certainly has been a unli^aMl
memorable friendship-agreed?! Remennbaf
all the memories that we've made this past
year: horse shows. X-mas party, looking for
eg^nog — right!! And of course the Bemie
i^ga! You're the best buddy! - Love ya Lisa
Les%^ — Thank you for being a friend ! wish you
the best of everything because you deserve it. —
D.CB.
Eddie - Remember alt the spontaneous
parties, traying, dipping, etc. Hope to see
you more next semester. — Always a Friend
Rosey - it's been reallB^ware the return e/ the
de«d cow next sem^i^. Take good as« of
Mtkey. - W
Paul. Ken, Howard vmd Brkm
(Love tho^ handk^^ — Wr '•hy
Bfodttiag - TlMalMfarMlngafiraatn^Mial
ra think ti yoa Mi summ«r «rh«nJ'jB
'Stating" Hi Umc^btai - FMds ^^^^
fiktt ~- Vow doR ymi You put t^
##tV you.^ Someday p&u mot' ^ck ^p ffiMi^
si ipoper^^ find ^ some ai^^jarmerAov
«tf pltci^Mfk t4> n^ ^:. , ,. We madt a good
iwmome. n mte yew ^^i nimmber ^wj when
I'm rich and suexe^tM — Tile cocJry Ihd
AntMtta •- raa tmm^ m$m tha
iMMnca. psmi coti^m, takkn ^k;:tianN, di
ti^, c hmmta^ md iMMt ^ tA Vm
t^m yoal Ciia^nliitalinas! " Idove M
Mr. Craver — Rom Plifes sure ax^*ed th« Phxe-
menf Office rtorougWy this semester H<^^ — i
Sdn't mind. Keep on mbmittingf — Le^
Fw»ilty, ^aB, and e*udmtm - Thanks for
walthig dMMa pairt four years die best ^ars
oitBiy me. Fve pown to love tfila |4aca. •
Love Annette
Boy Kaolin — Now that you've graduated, hope
you decide to get a fob. Nothing runs like a G.M.
— Pat and Ira
JIra Fanla - Watch out In the ahower, don't
step In my faces. - Brian Stanley
Ckirlene — Next year we will have a great time as
roomies, no matter what — Roomie from 213
Aimec — The front row still beckons fcv you
Bne butt to occupy It! — Holding up the line
IVork 1st boys 1985-86 — Have a great summer
See you next year and keep it quiet! — A person
who likes quiet.
John Wilson — Anybody can carry a caf. tray
with one hand. You're not impressing us! —
The True Studs
Beth — Do try to gain some height next year Just
kidding — Love John
Sweetheart — "You Mean More To Me ..." 1
thank you both for the strength you have
given me in this cord of three. "It Is too late
to say goodbye", so this is a thank you. —
With love, you "friend forever." "The Only
One"
>
Duke — This year has been tops Don't forget I
need 18 inches HA, HA! The seal will be missed
So will you Thanks for everything and try to keep
in touch — Leslie
EX-KY Holiday — Remember me? Hope
things work out with the new job.
Remember the good times; the Jackson 5
cartoon and the bath tub. Keep on Rubbing!
- An Old Shoe
Anita and June — Visions of the two of you will
always make my heart flutter and my stomach
seasick Shake it baby! — For guys onl:
We Philly Town, we never quit ~ We gonna
win that championship! How's that home
boys?
/ want to pork you!!!
Rocky — Thanks for being so lovely! I'll
need one soon! - Love ya Biidklaa , #
Kel and Eva - It's i>e«n great' CongrCKBatlons!
Have ctftaot 1^. - l^-fit
ich
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Why woh%6nitone i>e%|^,^^ Sof it was ak JN>fl
on rr^/ tfvf^m sill •- you kn . nuns dawl he.
Qwan ^ Caen ffi aii iH fNil^t not haia. you
eal frtMol Saa yuu mkmb. —
Judy H.
You next aem4pter. ro
Mr. West, Simohe, Lewa^'MotU^OtK Handler,
Keiter, Coach Davis. Mrs. E. Joe Pulcol^, Cf6tfer
. . — / could write names fw pages but all I want
to say is thanks for everything, i love you <rf/? TTiey
say in this field thcH you never see the finished pro-
duct. I pmmise thcU you will and I hojpe to make
you proud Better than that, I will! College is peo-
ple rwt buildings. From the heart I thank you! -..
Bad — Friends, Denny'a. Ice cream, pki>
turea, ^M^all team 13. dinner dance, Ap-
ple ScMHUipa, (wri H, RMMMdMr ^m{
times, nmembm m9l^,tm QMIV
Love Sweat '•"^^j^^ ?
BB - I really would^^t md <x»tki h(M
bought you a farm — the smell \nchidg0 — f^
student * *
OMa «ad Tairi - VU mlM yoa'te"T!mcai|at
Ma awnncr. (Raadlng, PA: When the Mim
tha tough go ahop plntf ) -
Ed - Wt'm been ^ether moe freshman year
and I moiMn't rhe^e anptNi^. Exm0, moDe
t^ fktamr to the rf|Xt and tink itfn a me! HA .
HAftf I M hoe ipi tmlie
Nancy •> What can I ily -» ^u*va haaa tkw
baal^ di irtaads! Vm pwim mlaa i^ad! -
CtaMly
SaM K > ^efew skko you l^w t/inf
i >u only ut 45 fninules fiom ^ house'
We bHter keep m touch budd^ — Dt^
PagMa <» Ta tta y a a te at raoiumatc. Never
foig^ aS tha lam^ GoiNicy G»a ^00,
That* a a fira! - Wwch WonMn
Joe o/^ Terry — Thanks so mu^ for pvtUng up
mUh tr» <md my panic /tts. It's been a gre\
semester. Thanks a^itn — LetUe
Kmatx — Dona any commuting (or should I
aay commuters) lately?
Jo — Good luck on exams. I hope you have a
great summer- Sorry Tve been so confused latelfi
Keep in touch and take care. — Moron
Rowboat-15 - The tli^ togeth^ were
great, I'll never forget. Have a good summer
and keep In touch. I won't forget teddyi
parkllng eyes and your amile. - Me
Carole — Have a super summer, good luck oil
exams, don't go out in too many rowboats Keep
in touch and I'd like to see ya over the summer. —
Why me?f i
Mommy ft Daddy — I love you both so vtsy
much because <^ you my heart ^tea acg
open and I am free. — your loving son
Kim — Friendship is such a wonderful thing isn't it!
You have touched my heart and made my soul
warm. I love you' — Bob
Bradshaw — Good luck in life's endeavors
and here's wishing you every desire In your
heart be filled. I love ya kid! - Duke
Stubby — Thanks for the stench, the fun, laughs
and the 1st Italian space launch Good luck and
God bless - Mario
Yes Dear, what will you do this summer
with no one to patronize you and sit around
and have intellectual conversations with. —
Love John
''In Search of
Excenence**
- DVC Style!
Some of you may have seen the PBS
program "In Search of Excellence" based
on the book of that title by Thomas Peters
and Robert Waterman. The Peters and
Waterman book, based upon an in-depth
study of management practices in such
stellar American Corporations as IBM,
Apple, 3M Hewlett-Packard, Proctor
and Gamble, Delta Airlines, and Mc-
Donald's, identifies a set of features of
management style that excellent organi-
zations seem to have in common. The
message is, of course, that organizations
who attempt to adopt those strategics of
management might benefit accordingly
in terms of productivity.
At the March Faculty Meeting it was
suggested that DVC might profit by
adopting some of the ideas developed by
Peters and Waterman. An ad hoc com-
mittee -^ really more of a discussion
group than a committee — was formed
to explore this possibility. That group has
met three times and has been opened to ^
all members of the Faculty, Staff, and
Administration who may wish to partici-
pate in it. There has been an effort to
avoid getting trapped by the usual self-
imposed restrictions on committees *<^ ' .
specific objectives and deadlines — and
to focus instead on an open dialogue that
will stimulate constructive suggestions
that will help improve our College. A
number of good ideas have been brought
forth from this effort and presented to the
Administration for further consideration.
Ideas to improve DVC are also being
sought via a suggestion box that has
been placed in the lobby of Lasker Hall.
In just its first week, the box drew sugges-
tions from eight members of the Staff :
and Faculty (and from one student).
These ideas are summarized on a weekly
basis, brought before the Administration
for additional consideration, and also
"farmed out" to departments that can
most effectively address them. Several of
the ideas have already been put into ac-
tion. For example, Mrs. Maureen Beans,
our new Assistant Comptroller, sug-
gested that a video tape of PBS broad-
cast, "In Search of Excellence," be
shown on campus at times convenient
for members of the campus community.
Mrs. Judy Davidson in the Media Center
(Eisner Hall) has responded with show-
ings on Monday, April 29 and Wednes-
day, May 1. Dr. James Miller has sug-
gested that the new singing group "The
Green and Gold." that has spun off of
the Chorale might bring its harmony and
highjinks to alumni gatherings and other
campus affairs. Mrs. JoAnn Roberts.
Chorale Director, has responded with a
promise to look for opportunities to use
the group as "DVC ambassadors" as Dr.
Miller has suggested.
Ideas that have no impact, of course
are ideas wasted. And all of us in the
campus community need to work harder
to make good use of good ideas. But
ideas that are not expressed help
nobody. If you have some suggestions
that you believe will help DVC "be all
that it can be," why not use the sugges-
tion box in the Lasker Hall lobby? All
signed suggestions will receive a return
response. Help us "In Search of Ex-
cellence" for DVC.
John C. Mertz
Dean of Academic Affairs
OUT FROM UNDER THE
EDITORS DESK
This past year has proven to be a suc-
cessful one for the Ram Pages. There
were several changes and additions
which could be deemed successful. The
staff was small but mighty and I wish to
take the time to thank them and also to
congratulate them. I would also like to
thank Joe Ferry and Terry Sommerville
for all of their assistance and support.
AGRONOMY DEPARTMENT
COURSES
The Agronomy Department has add-
ed two courses to its curriculum during
the 1984-85 college year which may be
applied toward teacher certification in
Agriculture in the state of Pennsylvania,
and are available to all students as elec-
tive courses.
Agricultural Building Practices and
Materials (3 credits) was first offered dur-
ing the fall semester with an enrollment
of nineteen students (see photos). This
course stresses construction practices
and skills, interpreting building plans,
estimating and selecting materials, tool
use. carpentry, plumbing, electrical and
masonry skills and agricultural construc-
tion projects.
The second course. Agricultural En-
gines and Power Applications (4 credits)
is offered during the spring semester.
This course includes gasoline and diesel
hnternal combustion engines, small en-
gines, use of electrical power in agricul-
ture, and elctric-arc and oxy-acetylene
welding processes and skills.
These two courses, along with Agricul-
tural Machinery (2 credits) . will fulfill the
nine credits requirement in this subject
area toward the Instructional 1 teaching
certificate. Additional professional agri-
culture credits required for certification
are: Plant and Soil Science, 6 credits;
Animal Science. 6 credits; and Agricul-
tural Economics and Management, 6
credits. These 27 credits are a part of the
total of 41 credits needed in agricultural
icience courses. In addition. 26 credits
are required in professional education,
several courses of which have been avail-
able on our campus in cooperation with
The Pennsylvania State University. It is
therefore possible for those who wish to
l^tain teaching certification in Agricul-
ture to acquire approximately 70 percent
of the course and credit requirements
while a student at DVC.
ALUMNI COLUMN
The following article was written
by a 1984 graduate of DVC. Dennis
McLaughlin who currently Is resid-
ing in Sweden.
"Agronomy Department Courses"
Last but certainly not least. I would like
to thank the student body for their sup-
port. Now is your chance as readers of
this publication to speak up on how you
think the Ram Pages has been this past
year. What did you like the most? the
least? What would you like to see in the
student newspaper? Drop any com-
ments or suggestions in Ram Pages,
P.O. Box 988.
It is my pleasure to announce the new
editors for the next year.
Editors-in-chief Rosemary Kluth
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor John Litzke
Photography Editor
Stephan Persaud
Head of Advertising
Edward Wengr\^n
I want to congratulate and wish all of
the new editors the best of luck in the
following year. I do hope everyone will
enjoy working for and reading Ram
Pages next semester as much as 1 have
this past year.
With best wishes
Leslie E. Blatt
CoEditorin ■ Chief
Reflections of the
Soviet Union ■ ■
; . . ■ ! Moscow 1985 !
March 1 -March 7 — Moscow
It has been almost one year now since
1 have graduated from DVC. I can re-
member the first days of school and
thinking to myself four years was going
to be quite a long time, needless to say
the four years went by quite fast. At this
time I am currently involved with an ex-
change program and am living in Swe-
den, learning the language and doing
volunteer work. 1 have just recently had
the opportunity to travel to the Soviet
Union March 1 — March 7, 1985, about
80 exchangees from Denmark, Sweden.
Finland and Germany had the opportu-
nity to visit the city of Moscow. The
Soviet Union is a place relatively few
Westerners get to visit and is also one
that, prejudices aside, most of us know
little about, so those of us who made the
trip were excited at the prospect of see-
ing and learning much about a very dif-
ferent society.
We met in Helsinki on March 1st for a
half day orientation. One young women
told us of her experiences and feelings
of living in the Soviet Union for four
years. Several exchangees gave presen-
tations of past visits to Moscow as well
as customs and regulations we would be
expected to follow.
That afternoon we left Helsinki for a
16 hour train ride on a Soviet train for
DVC Receives Its First
Ayrshire Constructive
Breeders' Award
The Ayrshire herd at DVC has received
its first Constructive Breeders Award
(CBA) at the 1985 National Ayrshire As-
sociation Convention held in Janesville,
Wisconsin on April 12. Only 25 herds re-
ceived the award throughout the United
States.
The College also took fifth high small
herd (5- 14 cows) honors and sixth high
regardless of herd size for 4% mature
equivalent milk in the nation.
"For the past two years emphasis has
been placed on increasing the College's
Ayrshire herd from an average of six-to-
eight milking cows to at least 10, com-
pleting one lactation during the previous
test year," said Dr. James Harner, Su-
perintendent of the Diary. "The Con-
structive Breeders Award is one of the
most prestigious an Ayrshire breeder can
receive. I think this proves that the diary
program at DVC is a viable one."
The College's Ayrshires' winning per-
formance was based on 10 owner-bred
Moscow. The border-crossing was our
first direct contact with the Soviet sys-
tem. Each of our cabins were searched
and each of us were asked to show our
passport, visa and reading material that
we were carrying.
Saturday morning we arrived in Mos-
cow. Our first taste of Soviet society was
leaving the train station preparing to go
to our hotel. The many Muscovites with
their dark clothed coats and big fur hats
and 80 exchangees with backpacks and
western clothing.
During the five days we were in Mos-
cow we saw most of the sights the city
has to offer. We had a bus tour of the ci-
ty, toured the Kremlin, went to art
museums, visited Lenin's Tomb, went
to an elementary school. Gum — the
market place, Red Square, St. Basil's
Cathedral and Moscow University.
Other outings at night were to the
Moscow circus and concerts at the
Bolshoi Theater. 1 would have to say
our highlight of the trip was our meeting
with Soviet youth. We were able to
have discussions on issues such as USA
and USSR relations, the peace move-
ment and religion in the USSR.
The time spent in Moscow was never
met with tension or impoliteness. The
people of Moscow were always warm
and friendly and went out of their way
to help us. It was quite obvious to them
that we were foreigners because of our
western fashions, manners and of
course languages set us apart from the
dark clothed, very proper Soviets.
However we were all approached many
times 't)y Soviets who were eager to buy
our jeans, ski jackets and western
money, ^ f ^ " ,
Our stay in Moscow was iinet with
much freedom to go and travel where
we wanted throughout the city. Travel-
ing the metro (Soviet subway) and tak-
ing a taxi through Moscow was quite an
experience. Everywhere you go there
are statues, pictures, slogans to the
communist party and Lenin's picture is
seen everywhere.
1 found the Soviet people to be peo-
ple of many different nationalities— not
just Russians. In Moscow you can see
Oriental, Mediterranean and Middle
Eastern faces, all belonging to Soviet
citizens. This time spent in Moscow has
enabled me to separate politics from
people and to realize that they are not
really much different than I am. I was
very glad to have the opportunity to
travel in Moscow, it is safe to say I
would not like to live there though.
This time has given me a chance to
understand a society that is very much
closed but as important to tell others of
my experiences so we may come closer
to understanding and reduce our mis-
conceptions of this society.
cows averaging 16, 282 lb. milk and 636
lb. butterfat with an average type score of
83 points.
The requirements for the Constructive
Breeders Award are quite stringent. At
least 50% of the herd must be bred by
owner with a minimum of 10 animals.
The herd must have completed a Herd
Test year's average on owner-bred ani-
mals, of not less than 110% of the cur-
rent three-year breed average on a
mature equivalent basis or 15.147 lb.
milk and 597 lb. fat. Seventy-five per-
cent of the owner-bred females in milk
must have been inspected under the Na-
tional Association's Uniform Functional
Type Traits program. Finally, the owner-
bred cows included in the summary for
the CBA must have an average type
score of not less than 78 points.
"Through our Student Herdsman and
work study program, students had a sig-
nificant responsibilty for the daily care
and management of the cattle through-
out the year." said Harner. "Also, the
Senior Techniques course students in-
tensely managed a group of cows during
the fall semester."
ON THE SPORTS FRONT
DUKE'S DIARY
ONE FINAL FLING
by: Duke Blessing
• I would like to take this opportunity to
thank my fellow staff members and ad-
visors for an interesting year at the helm.
Being an editor of a section of a paper
gives one a sense of accomplishment, no
matter how small or large the finished
product turns out.
Working on the different projects and
articles throughout the year wet my ap-
petite to someday try to do at least some
writing in my spare time.
Although I may have irked a few peo-
ple at different times through the year. 1
don't really regret anything. My inten-
tions were good, and besides, the writers
that get the recognition and move up the
ladder tend to be those who engage in
touchy situations. Life is not a bowl of
cherries and should not be treated that
way. Controversy is good for the soul, it
wakes the masses out of their stupor.
. I want to wish John good luck next
year in the position and tell him to cori-
sider the source when being criticized.
Oh. before I forget. I hope to see all of
you loyal Philly Fans at the parades next
month!
Signing Off
FOR "MOTHER'S DAY"
A first edition Delaware Valley
College Band & Chorale Cook Book
•..•-■ With favorite recipes
from your DVC faculty
staff & students!
$6.00 - Student Center
Book Store
Aggie Track Team Crushes
West Chester & Delaware
by Duke Blessing
After losing their first and only meet
of the season last week to Susquehanna,
the Aggies came back to defeat West
Chester and Delaware.
INDIVIDUAL WINNERS
100 meters - Edson Barrett — 10.90
Long jump — Dave Keich — 21-9
Triple jump — Dave Bradley — 43-2
Shot put - John Stella - 48-3
Javelin — Jim Flukey — 178-0
SECOND PLACE FINISHERS
200 meters — Dietrick Lewis
400 meters — Dave Glynos
800 meters — Chuck Cooper
5000 meters — Ken McNaid
400 hurdles — Dave Bradley
Long jump — Brandon Nenell
Triple jump — Steve Caffey
High jump — Dave Keich
Shot put — Jim Bauzon
Discus — Jim Bauzon
Javelin — Jim Bauzon
Next up for a few of the members of
the team are the NCAA Division III
Championships. May 21-25.
CHRIS FRAZER SHINES
AGAINST ALBRIGHT
by Duke Blessing
The Aggies closed out their regulaf-
season with a 79-46 loss again^
Albright.
There was one bright spot who took
things into her own hands and won at
will — junior. Chris Frazer.
Chris competed in six events and
geared up for the MAC championships
by taking five firsts and a second.
She won the 100 meters (13.6). the
200 meter (27.9) and the 400-hurdle$
( 1 :06.3) . Frazer also took part in the 4 x
100 relay (52.41) and the 4 x 400 relay
(4:17.08). Both relays took first place.
The 1600 meter relay team of Wendy
Fields. Connie Hajioannov, Debbie
Masculli. Chris Frazer set a new school
record with 4:17.08.
PLACEMENT OFFICE
DKl.AWARE VALLEY COLLEGE
MIIIKK lUII
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2I5-J4S-IMI
PLACEMENT OFFICE
Reminder-Employment Program
registration & job approval
6 WEEKS REPORTS
SUMMARY (evaluation report)
All degree candidates are required to
spend 24 weeks during their undergrad-
uate years in approved jobs in their ma-
jor field (24 weeks of on-the-job train-
ing).
Listed below are the employment
program guidelines, if you have any
questions pertaining to this memo, or
the requirements of the employment
program, please get in touch with the
Placement Office immediately.
1 . The completed registration
and job approval forms, available
from the Placement Office, must
be submitted to the Placement Of-
fice no later than two weeks after
the start of the employment for
which credit is sought.
Failure to adhere to this regulation
will result in no credit for any
employment experience acquired
prior to two weeks before the
forms are submitted .
2. Time sheets and a one-three page
summary report for each six-week
period of employment are due in
the Placement Office not later than
four weeks after the close of that
six- week employment period.
Six weeks of approved employ-
ment experience can earn you one
semester credit. If you submit the
report for a six-week employment
period more than four weeks after
the completion of that employ-
ment period you will loose one let-
ter grade (and one quality point)
for each week, or part thereof,
your report is late.
3. A final Evaluation Report, in
which you evaluate your entire
employment program experience,
is due no later than eight weeks
after you have completed the em-
ployment you apply to the pro-
gram.
Failure to meet this deadline will
likewise effect your grade for the
employment program.
If you are working the same job as last
summer, and have not filled out a new
registration and job approval, please
complete and return the form as soon as
possible.
ENJOY YOUR SUMMER -
SEE YOU IN THE FALL!
Aggie Baseball Team
Ends Successful Season
by Duke Blessing
The DVC baseball team finished the
season by dropping both ends of a dou-
blcheader against Moravian 10-0 and
6-5.
Even with the losses the Aggies finished
the season with a best-ever record of
14-7.
Freshman first baseman Bobby Browne
has to be seriously considered for the
MAC rookie of the year after an out-
standing season.
With the entire infield back next year
along with most of the outfield and pitch-
ing staff, the Aggies should be in good
shape to improve on this past year's
record.
Softball Team Registers
Another Winning Season
The DVC Softball team closed out
their season with victories over Albright
(14-2) and Muhlenberg (3-2).
The Aggies close out the season with
a 10-6 record, the fourth consecutive
season that the team has finished with a
winning record.
Only four players will not be returning
next year due to graduation. Deb Brown.
Shcryl Henry, Barb Klouser and Carol
Serik. ■ ^^t-j'-^'.- '.^-: ":''''''■''
Coach Johnson and the team are to
be congratulated for another excellent
season.
STUDENT STORE BEGINS
BUY-BACK PROGRAM
In an effort to reduce the cost of text-
books, the Student Store is initiating a
Buy-Back Sale on Monday & Tuesday.
May 13 & 14 from 9 a.m. until 3 p.m. in
Room *101 of the Student Center.
Books which are in good used condi-
tion and which are be used in DVC
classes next fall and spring will be pur-
chased at a prime rate by a Wallace
Book Company representative. These
books will remain here on campus for
resale in the Store. Books DVC no
longer uses but are still in use by colleges
throughout the country will be purchased
directly by Wallace for shipment to their
central warehouse.
Before the sale, a list of books and
number to be purchased for DVC will be
posted in Caesar's Pub. the Store and
the Dining Hall.
Seniors who are on their cruise are en-
couraged to leave any texts for the Buy-
Back with another student.
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EQUSTRIAN TEAM
FINISHES 2ND
THE ENGLISH EQUESTRIAN
TEAM has finished the 1984-85 year as
Reserve High Point College in Region
V.
In addition, five DVC students have
won the right to represent DVC and
Region V in the National Finals in Lex-
ington Ky. May 3-5.
Those individuals qualifying for Na-
tionals are:
James Whitfield
Lisa Martini
Beth Mcny
Claudia Krebs
Leslie Ward
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STAFF
Editors-in-Chief Leslie E. Blatt
John D. Ebert
Sports Editor Duke Blessing
Photography Editor . . . Linda Goodloe
Advertising Duke Blessing
Reporters Jean Meyer
Edward D. Wengryn. Jamie Beck,
Kevin Brown. Linda Bailey. Bill Rein.
Michael DeRosa. Rosemary Kluth
Artist Monica Etzweiler
Photographers Tim Ireland
Robert Veneziale. Stephan Persaud
Layout and Proof John D. Ebert
Duke Blessing
Advisors . . Joe Ferry. Terry Somerville
Dr. Ziemer, Mr. O'Brien
"See news tn the making,
write P.O. Box 988."
Lance — Look. I don't want to hurt \;ou. O.K.?
Thanks for euerything especially/ for not breaking
m\i back. — Your brother
Baby — Though time* are hard and you
don't understand what's going on please
always remember that we all love you. «»
Bobby
J 15 Seven Bridges — Have a good summer,
work hard and I'll be looking forward to seeing
i/ou again! — Love. 14 Brandywine
M.J.T. - Maybe this really isn't good-bye.
Who knows I may be working down by your
house. Did you ask mom yet? — Love
K.T.D.
Willie — You're so big and strong I love vou and
the person you're closest to also — Love Winkie
Little Silver — Another great semester has
ended, now comes the hardest part — sum-
mer, 111 miss you and I love youl Good-bye.
— Love Morristown
West Campus C. C - Thanks boys for my year of
training. Now I'm set for life's adventures. — Red
Terry ft Nancy — Good luck in the future.
The NBI will never be the same — Love Red
Lisa — Have a great summer and make it a goal
to find a real man. — Love Red
Brownberg - It's been real, ev^itbMM
Lycoming. We have had so much tai. 1
know him well. Everything will wotk out
fine. What a bargain! - Chard
Gene - Thanks rooms for all the good times (rH)t
here). Go Sixers, Phillies. Flyers. Eagle$, Notre
Dame. — Rc^
Hank women - You're o.k. even if fwi am
hurt! Glad I got to know youl Look avi
world! — Eck woman
Wa//y, Nicky. & Joey - This is the 8th semesUn
guys. No more labs with "the boys " I'll miss you
all — so keep in touch! — Love Polly
Two foxy ladies are going to miM one
gorgeous sports editor. All 18 inches of him
Jim Fania steps in feces
Linda - Now that I can finally talk to you
without being interupted, I have nothing to
say (what a lie) - Blah. Blah. Blah
Gerry R — Good luck with your marriage and
your farm. I have loved getting to know you and
being your friend. Keep in touch! — Melaniti
RochI
West Campus — Some parties - once m
month, some fun, we'll give you a 3 (and
that's being nice)!
Arlene — You have been one of my closest
friends. I value your friendship, please keep in
touch. Good luck always. — Melanie
Mary Kelly - We had alot of fun time* Mary,
I'm glad were friends. Be happy, especially
with Andy — Melanie
Nancy L. — You have been a friend in the true
sense of the word. Thanks for always being there
and always saying the right words. — Love
Melanie
Doug (the otmoxlotts one!) - Hi!!! it wasn't
too late after all. (I have pull). Next time FU
know better, right? — The evil one
The Wenches & Blair and friends — Its been a
great 4 years but it can't stop there! It just ain't
makin' it without SUN RISES! let's get tanked! -
Mary
Polly — You're one incredible tiomanl An
excellent role model. Best of iHck In grad
school. Take care — Wendy
Floral Society — The "Spirit of Philadelphia" will
never be the same. We did it up good! Thanks for
a good time — A "quiet" member
Polly Eck - What a woman! I will miss you.
come back. Penn State is not that good. —
Ed W.
Rose — When you get bored this summer ask
yourself: who's socks are they, and why are you
smelling them — Ed W
Rosemary — When you need a hug don't in-
terupt my class, please.
APO Brother — Let's get in gear grads. Don't go
to far. (you too Vicky) — Ed W.
Coach Lombardi — It's been a long four
years but 1 really enjoyed it. Had a ton of fun
and now that I'll be making bucks, I owe
you. Better keep in touch. One future In-
fluential person to a present one — Hs who
you know that counts and you kncHW 'em.
Thaniis buddy — Duker
RAM PAGES - Staff we will have lots of fun driv-
ing Rosemary crazy too bad Duke will miss it (but
his baby (boy) will keep him busy.
Jeannie M. — Next year A-Day Is double or
nothing - K.W.
June — Pink is definitely your color — how did
you get so gorgeous? Syracuse better appreciate
you' — anonymous (yea. right!)
Val — You can sleep in my room anytime
next year. Who cares what Chris says. <•
Kisses John
Willie — Keep up that positive attitude! You can
do what you want as long as you really try! —
Duke
Deb Brown — You big oaf, FU never forget
you buddy - Your truly one of a kind. —
Love ya, Spanky
Sweetheart — I know that I have told you many
times "Your all I need" but then again "Tm lost in
love. " Mayt>e this is because the way you say
"Hello" or maybe it's because you can do it "All
night long " "It really doesn't matter much to me"
because Tm "Truly" "Stuck on you" — "Always
and Forever"
Chris, Carolyn, Wendy and Terrie - Thanks
for understanding. You've made my senior
year all worth wild. — Sheryl
Annette — When we say goodbye, my heart will
be emptier, but my mind will be full of bright
memories - With so much love. Jen
G.B. - Our sentence In this Hell hole Is
finally over; by the way, how was World War
ill, I mean A-Day? - Rock
*10 — From left field yours wins hands down.
Cindy, Lou, Jean. Marie, Albrlghettl —
When do we get to meet Toddles? I'll be
waiting to see you at I.D. this summer. •*
Nancy Lynn
J C. — Just once I wish you'd play the field in-
stead of just one position A proposition? Yes
Before I go? - S SZ
Joe Malardi — We like your shirt, and you
smell good too! - N.N.T.
Malardi — Just think, taken on by a freshman!
The Kensington Kid 1 — The Italian Stallion 0. —
Like your smell
Joe — L«t's trade, a thermometer for a type-
writer. I he^i WUcontin U pretty cold, bet-
ter bring some Sanlyvea. Gom4 hick Mendl
* Love, Nancy
Mary — First /mpressions - suMset and innocent, 4
years later ■ I know better. Thanks kid, ^0it always
made me hugh. PS InvUe me to thS wedding.
— Love, Nance
Mdanlc > Phil Donahue siqni, "repeat after
■M, Mdk of potittOM." AuatMMinie, I'll see
ya at camp, who want* a real Job? Not yet
anyway >- i.ov«. Nance
Terri — ToWf to me. what can I say buddy? 4 years
later some things never change. Let's swear off
hahana (it's a deai). Remiy (o go s^rtment hunt-
ing? — Love. NarKe
Suebee - Yeah, wlio corrupted who? Darl-
ing Niltki. let's daaca, put tfiat camera
away! Watch out North Carolina, she's on
her way! - Love, Nance
Pea — I've tried to think of a reason why I moved
in wUh i/ou — Tm stW thinking, ju^ kidding, but
we might talk. — John
John M. (bar of soap) - You're wearln' o»
me. ni see ya at Shenanl^ns. Thura. nit*.
P.S. You'll never know the answe. - Loiw,
Mona
Drew — Did you think you saw water? Or was it
Sue Han?
Nancy - We Anally made It, no more D.M.
Psyched for the cruise " let's go shopping!
- l^ve, Nancy ft Terri
Listen honey, men should come with directions.
(Guifs, you know who you are, don't play stupid!)
Oh, you're not playing!
I know these two black guys who owe theac
two white guys dinner! — One of the white
guys
J. A., JR. J.M., RW., Ti - Hey guys, you
owe us a spaghetti dinrieri — N.N.T-
Rich - See ya in tii« delivery room! P.S.
Nice guys don't always finish last. — NAG-
NAMA
Ed — Don't forget we all love y<A Have a grec^
summer, don't fump any railroad tracks. — Rose
Duke - Aarrhh, aarrhh, aarrhh, a«rrhh, tax-
rhh, aarrhh. aanhh
Mark — / tove how one bump goes into the cAh
Thanks for great times. I love you, you knuci
head . . . you're beautiful! — LoOe, Jennifer
John •- Remember me? I tts«l to be your
girlfriend. Next time you come knocking at
our window, don't expect to find the key to
our apartment. - You know uAo
John — Do you know what tonight is? John . .
about your car . . . Tm sure I parked tt attQight, the
lines must have moved! Thanks! — Love. Terri &
Nancy
Sue ft Dougle - Watch those close quar-
ters at the shop, have a fun filled sunmer.
- Rose
Only one semester to go! Look out DVC, I'm on
the rrtove. Can't wait for December.
Mr. Johnson - Thanlis so much f<Mr aU your
time, support, and patiem^l Also, Ua being
my friend as well as teacher. I aciMr forgot
that. — Love, Terri
To My Dead Cow Buddy — You've been a terrific
buddy! Ill miss ya this sumrrter but haoe no fear. I
will come up to Hershey' Keep Wi tmiling. —
MOO! MOO!
Alex — For patiently listening, covering for
me. dresabig me up and taking me out, for
your friendship - thanks. Here's to a great
senior yeaH ~ L«ve. Jen
Blair. Jay, George, and Mike — Party tonight. Be
there! You guys have been great friends and we'll
miss you! PiKtse don't lose toudi! Love. Nancy.
Terri, Mary, and Mel
Mrs. W. - Glad we finally made It to NBII
Barness would have never been the same
without you! Thanks for all you've done for
us. We'll miss you! — Love. Mary. Nancy.
Sue. and Terri
Mel — To our fifth roommate Wish we could
have become closer but I understand (sorry, it was
my fault). Hope we can start again Til miss you
— Love. Terri
Susie - I hope this isn't goodbye (N.C. is a
long drivel) Don't ever forget NBI. being the
other social butterfly, the mafia-ltes, and of
course, our friendship! — Love. Terri
Dave & Red — You guys are lushes We never
met two nicer saps! Hang around us more often
and you might learn how to handle your alcohol!
Remember. don"t go to close to the edge of the
ship! — Love, Tern & Nancy
Chris - The dog is under the table. That's
the complaint. Do what you do Chris, though
you don't do it well. Next year I will make your
life a living Hell. — Your future roommate
Leslie B. — Take care of yourself, if you ever
need 10" to fill some space, give me a call! —
IMte
Mary — Thanks for always being there. You
may not always understand me but one
thing you can, the value of our friendship.
Good luck with Andy! — Love ya, Terri
A pool, place to hang out. game room, social life,
girls, racquetball courts - this place has it all!
Placement Rate = 3%
Jimmy — When you least expect it. expect it!
Even though time is running out just remember,
paybacks are Hell! - Terri & Nancy
Ralph — You're the nicest Italian we've ever
met (are you sure you're Italian)! We've been
nice up till now. Just wait until the cruise! —
Love, Nancy & Terri
Funky — The latest in a long line of victims to fall
into the trap! Who's next? - No 18
Nancy - Life's a bitch, then it's V-Day, then
you go to ^yEU. then you die! Halloween -
you MM*t really go out dn m t 4 Iflia that,
did you? - Love, Tetrl
The Girls — Don't forget ci)out me r^ext semester
cause I'll be up to visH yo'ofl/ You can't get rid of
me that easily! — Love. LeiWe
Val. Tish. Kathy, Pat. John. Chris, ft NafMy
C. - Hey you party raptilcs, get your sh*t
outta the lounge. We're going to NBI •
Carry on the tradHlonlt — Love. Nancy ft
Terri
Rod. Mark & Funky — Good friends, great ttmes^
many memories. I hoj^^this is not the end. Ti
miss you guys. — Love, Anrwtte
John. Rose ft the Gang • Keep up the con-
troversy, plain newt is no news! •> The
Mudslinger
Squish — Thanks for your friendship, your smiles
& support. You're the only "popular one" now!
Have a great mtUffP- ~ Love, Heff
Naacy — FnpSl to have gotten to know
fvm. You art • grtat friend. Hope we can
keep In toudli. ^^d luck with life. - Tina
Rose & John — B«i» of luck to you both next
year. Til try red HAMD to stay back. You'll do
great! — Leslie
My favorite co>cdMor - it's bean a good
semester! Don't forget that Fra around to
help next semoeter. It'll go great, especially
now that Teny knows who you are. Love ya.
ivut co-edltar
Bio. Seniors '85 — We made it! And we had fun.
Remember off the good times we had together.
You guys mean a hi to me. Good luck. — Love,
Annette
Nancf ft Terri — Fll never forget you two.
you've been two great friends. You can bor-
row ik9 car anytime you want to go to NBI,
hiSt fill it up. - Love. John
Nino — Bye bye!
Rod, Swe^heart — For wiffle-ball, super-
stars, dancing (FU sit this one out), your
kindness and con<»mi - thanks. Ill miss
you. — Lxyve. Jen
f?ose — Whose socks are those and why are you
smeAH^ them? Plastic shoes and ixxit tickets.
You'd better visit rtext year! — Polly
am conttandy anaazed at the amount of
dents on this campus who CANNOT
SPELL CORRECTLY!
Snord — Two years seems so short! Thanks for
the talks and tears. Til really miss you at PSU —
Polly
Wenchwoman — That's nasty baby! Don't
put your s in the sink! What a
bargain! Cheap ia beat! — Eckwoman
Is Duke going to have a boy or a girl? He says he s
not getting married unUl he is 30 But until then . .
Pammy — Your eyes are brown, I wonder
a^y? Just kid<ttng. Us English tutors have to
stick together. Good luck at your new
school. Come and visit sometime. - Love.
John
Beth — Maybe next year they will make a real life
in your size. Tennis anyone? — US
Keith — You are truly one of God's amazing
children in that you have a sports mind on
the level of my own! — I>uke
Jean — Friends can be the best; friends can be the
worst. Let's make it the best. It's a deal! — Love.
Roomie
Don Omer — I'd never get through certain
exams without you, thaidts for all your help
and summer fun. — Love always, Claud
Dave, Al, Sparky & Ted ~ Best of luck after
graduation I hope you all remember me when
you're rich and famous. Ill miss you guys! —
Love, Alex
Leersy — I know youll get out In that world
and be famous someday! Keep in touch! —
Love, Cindy
Nancy C — Is it true that chemists do it in the lab?
Could be interesting Good luck with your future
— Love, John
False Start Glynos — Runners take your
mark . . . get set . . . disqualification, again!
— The Plunge
Barness Four Manroom — Good luck in your
future endeavors You're a great bunch. You
know how to have real fun! — Val
Crazy — 1 hope that next year some girls go
out for the cheerleading squad! - Please,
for me
Cheerleaders — GcK>d luck! I'll be back to watch
you. Wish I could be here with you You guys are
the BEST! - Love, A has been
Nancy — Always remember NBI, being the
two most complex systems, IFU's. oh no,
not another Italian, you'll get nothing and
like it! Thanks buddy! — Love always, Terri
When you say that the NBI is a happening place,
it is then that you realize how sheltered of a life
that you have lived during your sentence here! —
A city boy
Deb Brown — Never forget our body letters
from genetics and our good times in hockey.
; Fll miss you. - Claud
John - I love you! Will you be my friend over the
summer? Can I pick broccoli? You're a party rep-
tile! — Your friend for life! ,, •.
Nancy & Terri - It was great knowing yoil.
NBI forever. If your walls could talk?
Duke — How can someone so funny, obnoxious,
and cocky be so smart? We'll miss your Aggie
criticism but will keep the stand alive! — The
survivors ' \ ;, =• ' :.
Chris A. — I'm glad I met you. You are loads
of fun, honey. Let's go to Lake Archer again,
real soon! — Val
To my future roommate — Over the summer
practice on keeping your room clean, holding
down yo\ff Hquor and walking. Have fun working
and behave ywjirstif! - Vol
N«icy Canon - Good luck in the future.
The real woiM te not that bad. Thanx for
putting ap wtth me. Have fun in Bermi
— Val
Tish — Don't (Mnkthe milk! How is yoi»
It is good? - Vol
Patrick - Ithasbcengireati Smryto
leave! Heee you cone htxk for my
Good luck In your tmmm. — Love,
Jodb — Have a good summer. You're
friend. Don't work too kmd — get ps
hockey See you next pmit. -■ Hoomm<
Amy - Thardta for ttMoig Mich good^^^^Bf
me. Hopefully Fll see you next year.
good summer. Meowt o Stealer
Ram Pages Staff - It's been t4>: it's bei
but me did it. Ahl4of us! Best of luck rxexi
ter! m see ya all around in the fall! — The better
half of the co-ednors (ha! ha!)
Nancy - Keep smilin*. hmm a nice suauner
and keep aaray from idtoee cows. - Rote
Jen — Long toiks, pictures, headlines late nlg^.
early moaning;,, cookies, balloons, team 13.
secret^. darKnTg, chesffr^, baseball games
Good^ Is rfcA forever for friends
Monette
Terri. Mary, Sue ft NelMrfe - Four yiaiaef
laughter, tears, and shwed memories, i love
ycMi aH dewiy (oqr sMhts). Keep In touch
and be hap^ — Love, Nancy
To the Ram Pages staff of few — / firmly believe
that quality txats quantit^,J|crew the rest of them'
Keep up the good workT^'
Yerri - Remember NEil(«w1l only stay for 1
beer), you inatigator, dedHcated sports faat,
DZMMuty, no-let me, IFl}« who loves ya baby?
— Love. Nancy §;*,
TJ & KC - Keep out o/iMote ditches. — Love.
R. Mercury j"
Chem Profesaors - If a%een great - Nancy
Barness la — It's been great or should I soj,'
ntoderately neato. — Nancy C.
Rent-A-Date - We had fun, didn't we? >
Lady In the Black Dress
Anita — Dead cows will be-S^te least of yourjxrob-
terns Good luck as RA nej0$eor. Have arMtOdtig
summer and don't worry. — Love. Rose
MoJ - Aren't you glad yigwr a chem mi^o* •
It's been a lot of fun. — Nancy
Mr. Durner — This school uM definitely miss you.
You're a great person. It's been fun — Nancy
Val — Thanks for putting up with me during
my seminar. I know I wat a real !
— Nancy
Jennifer — Hey hc^ag!Seni&rs. do you believe ^
Another year of fun. adventure, and friendship.
Have a great summer! — Love. Al
Neri — Forever! — Blessing
Ail the ^rls getting married - I'll send ^^mpci^^
cards soon. — NEC
To all tiie guys getting married - It's a
ahame that your imlues are being twisted by
some girl, oh well, good luck, you're going
to need it.
Barnes 4 Man Room — NBI. Tuesday & Thurs-
day, be there! - NEC
Alex - Phoiw ddls. lists, high-itot flip
flops. bas^Mill games, sun bathing - no
shorte, get-me-diown mounts, great friends.
Fll miss you. - Love, Monette
Lance — You were voted King but I know your a
Queen. — Your Ex-Lover
Potty — FU mlM you, have a wonderful sum-
mer and good luck at Penn State. - Keep In
touch. Rose
Keeairy — Don't forget the great times we've
had. We've so few great friends We hate to see
you go You made classes brighter whenever you
showed up. If you hadn't been such a slave driver
we'd still be in Physics lab. DVC won't be the
same without you — Art & Tina
Bouc — Get up. To my light socket buddyl
Party horn; who needs genetics any how! —
105 Wench
Meekly — Wake up. You have to watch the road!
Down there! Proud Guru loves you. Go to sleep.
— Guru
Sheryl. TJ. & Polly - When is the first
meeting of the Sock Society? Have a terrific
summer. -- Love, Rose
Sensual Girl — Wait till you see the bar next year!
— Love. Sensual Boy
Mary, or should I say "MoJ" — Seminar's
over, yeah! It's about time. Do you think
Dumer will forget us? - Nancy
THE
RAM PAGES
VOL. 20
1985-1986
Highlights
NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school.
Vol. XX. No. 1
Friday, September 6, 1985
September 6 - 9:00-11:00 APR
Hawaiian Beach Party
Wear your favorite Hawaiian ahirt
or anything loud.
September 7 - 8:00 P.M.
Chicago City Llmitm
WELCOME
BACK!
"Caesar and friends at the first Puh Night. "
Pennsylvania Collegiate
Choral Festival
To Be Held At DVC
On October 31, November 1 and 2
the Pennsylvania Collegiate Choral Asso-
ciation will hold its annual Pennsylvania
Collegiate Choral Festival at DVC. This
is the first time that DVC has been
chosen to host such an important and
prestigious event.
Approximately 170 talented and highly
selected vocal students, representing 25
colleges and universities from across the
state of Pennsylvania, including DVC
Chorale, along with their choral direc-
tors, will be coming for this three day
festival. These students will have a very
busy and intensive rehearsal schedule.
For the three days they will be involved
in singing through a selected program of
American Choral Music under the direc-
tion and leadership of an outstanding
choral conductor. The culmination of
their three day singing schedule will be
the presentation of a Festival Concert
where they will be able to show what
they have learned and how much they
have accomplished. The concert has
been scheduled for Saturday evening,
November 2nd at 7:30 p.m. The price of
the tickets for the concert are $3.00 for
adults and $1.00 for children under the
age of 12. For the students of DVC, the
admission will be free uf)on presentation
of their I.D.
The guest conductor for this festival
will be Professor E. Jon de Revere,
Director of Choral Activities, Artist-in-
Residence and an Associate Professor of
Music and Music Education at New York
University in New York City, de Revere
is known in many areas of the world for
his outstanding activities which include:
The Harrogate and Shrewsbury Interna-
tional Music Festivals in England, The
Festivale Musicale Romano in Italy and
the "Jugendmusikfest" in Graz, Austria.
JoAnn Roberts, Director of the Chorale
at DVC, is very pleased to have been
able to obtain Professor de Revere as
conductor of the festival.
Necessary preparations for the festival
are moving well on schedule. Packets of
music for each student have been sent to
all participating institutions. Preparations
for the auditorium with the risers and
shells have been made. One area that is
now being examined is that of housing
the students. Anyone willing and able to
help in this important area is kindly re-
quested to contact Jean Work at DVC,
345-1500. Many families of the com-
munity have already shown their gener-
osity by their willingness to laarticipate in
housing.
All members of the DVC Host Chorale
extend a warm welcome to everyone in
the Doylestown Community and all sur-
rounding areas to come to the festival
concert on Saturday, November 2nd at
7:30 p.m. in the Student Center audito-
rium located on Route 202.
FraST CAESAR'S PUB
OF SCHOOL YEAR
A lot of fun on hand was available at
August 29th's Caesar's Pub. As all of you
know, Caesar's Pub is where students
can dance and listen to music while being
able to drink soda or non-alcoholic
drinks. At Caesar's they serve strawberry
daiquiries, non-alcoholic beer and DVC
coolers (new this year to DVC) ; they also
serve soda, chips, and peanuts. *.
This Caesar's was nice, the DJ played
nice music, but cut the ending off some
of the songs he played. He played a
great variety ranging from rock, country,
oldies and even playing "Happy Birth-
day" too. There was good attendance
and everybody seemed to have a nice
time. The attendance showed that
Caesar's was, is and will be a success in
DVC's future.
FRESHMAN ELECTIONS
Freshman elections are to be held on
September 16th. Petitions for candidates
must be submitted by September 12th.
GET OUT AND VOTE!
CHICAGO CITY LIMITS
To Appear At DVC
Chicago City Limits, a comedy and
improvisational theatre group, will ap-
pear at DVC on Saturday, September 7
at 8 p.m. in the Student Center.
Chicago City Limits features funny,
sharp, clever, sophisticated, zany and
off-the-wall comedy. Hundreds of col-
lege appearances have established Chi-
cago City Limits as the hottest and most
in demand campus comedy attraction.
The National Academy of Concert
and Cabaret Acts honored Chicago City
Limits with the much sought after "BEST
COMEDY GROUP" award. The seven
member troupe started in Chicago six
years ago. They have since been delight-
ing audiences from coast to coast with
their own style of razor sharp madcap
comedy and quick witted improvisation.
Three years ago, Chicago City Limits
opened its smash improvisational com-
edy show in New York City. Rave
reviews have now made it the longest
running comedy show in New York. The
New York Times reviewed Chicago City
Limits as "Ingenious and FunnyP' WNBC
T. V. called them "The Best in improvisa-
tional comedy!" and the Washington
Po^ wrote "Simply Amazing!"
General admission is $3.00.
President's Welcome
It is my pleasure to welcome back all
returning students and to wish them and
our new Freshman and transfer students
a happy, productive and successful col-
lege year. - ■ ■ v >
We are continually striving to enhance
the quality of life on our campus by the
improvement of our academic programs,
social activities and physical facilities.
Every student is considered as a very
important representative member of our
entire college family. Every student is
therefore expected to act in a responsible
manner both on and off campus.
I wish to assure all students that the
Administration, Faculty and Staff are
always ready to help you in every rea-
sonable way possible. Please do not hesi-
tate to seek assistance, counseling or
advice.
Good luck and much success during
the 1985-86 academic year.
Out From Uhder
The Editors' Desk:
The staff of Ram Pages welcomes
everyone back to school. And a special
welcome to freshmen and transfers. We
are looking for reporters, photographers
and artists. If you are interested in fun
and college credit, our meetings are
Mondays at 7 p.m. in the Ram Pages
Office (second floor, Student Center).
If you don't have time to join the staff, >
feel free to submit articles, photos,
editorials, etc. to Box 988. Anything
submitted by 4 p.m. Monday will be in
the paper on Friday, if space is available.
We also encourage material from faculty,
staff and clubs.
REMEMBER — Meetings are 7 p.m.
Monday nights.
Thank \;ou,
Co-editors-in-chief
John Ebert
Rosemary Kluth
ANNOUNCING!
DVCs 3rd Annual Flea Market
Get psyched for a day of fun and bar-
gain shopping! The R.A.'s are sponsor-
ing our 3rd Annual Fle 
