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Noreen * Kitty - II my words did flow. In the cool ol sun- 
shine. Ba da da, da da. da da. da. da. da 111 miss yoyl 

I eslie - This last summer hasn't been the same without you I'll 
always rtmembet the fun times Chorale DCC etc Good luck in 
the future See you at the wedding — Anita 

Anthony - You little nerd! Unfortunately I'll see ya this 
aummerl Have a good on* anyway! — Luv, Tarry 

Pasta Chm Bonnie Betsy Grace, PJ Juhe, Kim Kathy. Brenda 
Vickie Carol ft the neighbors - Gonna miss ya Cooke 2nd The 
place lo be -> Beans 

Gregg H. - Goodbye lorever! This campus will be a lot 
brighter without your hypocritical lace to look at. Goodbye 

Chris - Thanks lor being such a duty neighbor Lnjoyed having 
you oi'er to eat all of the food Remember the goosed moose 
Heodgoose MooseH 

Judy - Good luck next year and thla summer. May the 
blue bird of happiness fly up your nose. - Lote. Rose 

Kim - Thanks for making this year a fun one Have a great sum 
mer an./ (fori I get married m Texas - Michele ft Michele 

Bob - M.T.Y should have won Spider Man You will get 
back when you graduate. - Your Roommate 

Chris - Vou ve been a great "Mother' this year I'm gonna work 
on stocking up the J D for August We're concert bound' Love 
Jo 

Kurt - Your smile Is something special, hold onto It! 
Someday it will make the right girl melt and she'll be yours 
lorever. - The Giggling Cashier 

Hey Motley Crue — I'm so glad I became part ol the group' Hai<e 
a great summer guys.' HI miss you all 1 Bye' — I wok 

Dear T.J. - Stocking Heads live! Thanks lor Hazleton. 
Umbies during finals, potatoes and a pile of memories 111 
never forget! Good luck next year. — Love. Bouc 

Tom A Chm. Terri Kurt Carolyn Wendy TJ. Jim Bill Carlle 
Twmk ~ Thanks for the fun times - Tom 

John. Steve. Mark. Terry ft Smiley — Thanks for eating 
lunch with me. - Joan 

Hose - It was really nice to have met you Keep on smiling 17/ 
miss <' Come back and visit if you re not too busy' - Melma 

Thanks for the memories everyone: Power (Chris-Frank- 
Brian). Moorto. Suchamess. Mltchelle See ya and keep in 
touch. - Howard 

Maryonn - "{ Infortunalely we can't soi. G Bi. but guess U'ho u>e 
can say G Bi to You didn't try hard enough Oh well G Bi J 
Me 

Kurt. Nate. Bill & Bill - To guys whom I've enjoyed many 
memorable times with Remember all the great times, 
especially my birthday in our third year. — Chris 

Jeannie - It was great having you live nest door to us (his year 
Keep me updated on the hondsome men tn your hie out in the real 
world' Good luck and keep posted' - Lore Karen 

Terry - I hope you rot In Hell for sll the terrible times you 
put me through. I'll never forgive you! — Nancy 

Carol Spencer - Remember the good times second semester 

Keep up the sports and traveling Lmoy yourself and best ol luck 
Keep in touch Cotistantina 

Rock n- Roll Wendy - Keep on rock in' Next semester will 
be great. Stay well, try at least - Rock n Roll Brian 

Bunnv - You must go hop and hop and oelivei all of your ecks 
and remember to put them on the right hooks Love Snake 

To Kev. Ted. Doug. Jeff. Steve. CA. Karen. Mike. Claudia. 
Paul. Joe. Cliff and all the rest - I wiah you the beat. - 
Your friend. Dan 

Yn f Kurt Bill & Stella - Thanks Kiddies' Vou guy, ore the best' 
You a/1 made 1986 the best i.ear ei>er' Let's keep in touch' T 
Schmilty 

Dear Departing Crayons - It just won't be as colorful with- 
out you in our box. You'll be missed. — Love. Purple 

To the Canoda Gang - Thanks for making the trip such a special 
one. it wouldn't hace heen the same uilbout you" - Love 
Michele ft Mtche/e 

Little Silver - Have I told you lately that I love you? Don't 
you ever forget it. Thanks for all of the memories we've 
made together. They will be what I will live off of for most 
of next year. Remember our tree at DVC? - Morristown 

Liza - You may only be a freshman but to me you are as r lose as 
an old friend I would know lor years - Love C S L 

Willie - These past three years at school wouldn't have 
been the same without you. You're the biggest and the 
best, but don't go and get a swollen head now - Winkle 

To Donna — Til always love you And I'll be your Poopsie - 

Paula. Jen, Sue. Debbie, Kim. Dee. Lorl & Lexi - ll 
doesn't get any better than you guys!! - Love. Trish 

Doug - "Don t forget your box'' - Wendy 

Leo ft Tim — Thanks lor always being there when I needed 
a shoulder! I owe you guys a lew. — Love. Maribeth 

Meg Amy. Suzanne & Dana - Hilton Head bound - Sun Skip 
per (Hallmark) Puddles. SOP D A . Ami Paradise Shuckers 
loosing dinner table and Fred the tun can' - Signed. I forget his 

name 

Deanne D — I'm really going to miss you!! Keep in touch 
or else ... Love and friendship lorever — The other floating 
heart 

Mrs Roberts You ure a great lady Keep up the good work 
Thanks for being you you ve been a great support and encourage 
ment to me I'll be back to visit Anita 

To Sexy In the Snack Bar — I'll miss my Monday snack run 
with you Keep John in line and good luck. - Ed 

Larn, S Thanks lor being there mote than you hod lo be / can I 
believe we sun wed' 

Alan - I'm crazy for you and I'll never leave you I am the 
happiest when I am with you. Let's have lots more great 
times. I love you. - Carole 

April Gaeedy and I will miss you Keep M touch! Ok do me a 
favor don t break anything over the summer and SO skiing' - 
Roomers 

Darren - I wish we had gotten to know each other sooner. 
I've really enjoyed the times we've bad together Keep in 
touch And where* my massage? — Chris L 

Larry - Tickle tickle, don I scream' Keep in touch over the sum 
mer Are you gonna miss our mirror* — Love. Jo 

Wendy and Spot together forever! 

Sorry' Hot* a great summer Thanks for a great b dav party I 
especially liked playing Mission Impossible We 7/ nail those 
suckers Hai-e fun working - MASTF.R 

Bill S - What can I aay? You do your homework well! One 
day soon things will work out Take care and good luck. - 
Maribeth 

Administration - Thank you for letting A l)ay patrons park on the 
soccer field like we always did and thanks for the use ol the can — 
A Day Committee 

Scott - Have a good summer Keep In touch Thanks for 
the help in Chem and Taxonomy. - Love, Kris 

Kirk — You've been the greatest fnend to us Keep in touch 
always' Schootbox 1 We love you' - Beans ft Tern 

To all the people I like, to all the people who like me: 
Goodbye. To those I dislike and those that dislike me 
Good Rlddens 



John I It s been fun working with you 
great next year and a great life' I' 



summer, a 

Rose 



Barb at Chuck - Have a great summer Hope to see you 
guys In August. Keep In touch. You better call or write me! 

— Love, Krlstlne Banln 

VICDQT — Thanks for being the greatest roommate teammate 
and classmate but especially friend Good luck next year' Hare ■ 
great summer See ya in August — Love'EU" 

To Chris k\ Terri - You've given me more to remember 
than either of you will ever know. May all your dreams 
come true! — Love always, Wendy 

Donna — It's been a great year I will try to keep off of those gin ■ 
straight Keep them under control next year Be good 1 - Anita 

Peel - No hat key sack in Berk 2nd. Thla ain't no gym. En- 
joy the summer. See you In Work Hall in August. - Master 

Alan St Carole - Survive the summer and you jus! might make n 
(>ood luck to both ol you Id 

Roommates — Thanks lor making me (eel at home In Berk. 
Sorry I snore. - CL 

Bob B — Thank you lor being fl part ol my lite I'm going to miss 
i on next year Just remember. I kive you always - Maribeth 

Alan ft Carole - Good luck. I'll miss you twol Love. 
Rosemary 

Chris. Tinink ft Carolyn - ft s been n pleasure but before you nil 
leave remember you aU have NK'I HAIR' Bye Melina 

Look out PAGANS ol DVC. here comes Sigma Theta! The 
pleasure was yours. - Love, Hank 

A Day s PPM Nutrient Deficiencies Doc B Herbicides Smug 
ness It's all otter, no need to mmp off that ledge 

Al honey - So long, take care, but not goodbye. Thanks 
lor the great times and so many memories Keep In touch 
See you this summer. — Love ys. Jennifer 

Monheth Giannone - Best ol luck at Penn State' Hope (Imsi 
Arctic winds don't pick up' I'm going lo miss in' - Leopard 

WAS 111 - I love the pink tie. Thanks for the wonderful 
evening. 4-11-86. A Tropical Paradise I'll never lorget! 
Thanks! - Love always. I Al 

Mookie ft The Birdmon «- Double team (he i«em nightly' Ha' Ha' 

- Zeta Chi 

Donna - You were a great roomie! Have a good two years, 
they will go fast! I hope you find the dream of your life, vou 
deserve it. Always keep smiling! - Jeannie 

Cioil C - Thonks (or being • great friend' I \m ) forget if you need 
to tell someone a secret, lust call - lore I'cf 

KD - M W.G.M.S.D - MT 

Steve Happy 21st' Cant wait lor next irjr 1 We will keep in 
touch over the summer - Your friend, Brian 

Lorl L. You piss me off you Felng Jerk! There will always be 
a special place for you in my heart. I'll miss ya! — Bill 

Mourn — Thanks lor all your help throughout the years Couldnt 
have gotten by without you Remember the good limes, tic (malli 
made It 1 - Tern 

Maggot ft Butty - I'll miss you guys a lot. Have a great 
summer and behave, if possible! - Love. Rodent 

Through fhe leoffs of Berk 1st uho like it train style ' ShofM it out' 
John - Have a great summer! Good luck with your job! 
See ya next semester! Bye! — Ewok 

Carolyn i.Moml - Thonks /o» being there uhen I needed you I 
know we'll stay in contact Remember stick u'hoo sis gajftuiuta 
heory duty stopjn goppy - Daughter "I 

Sue - It's been an interesting three years in Berk 106 
Thanks for all the hand-delivered donuts! Remember to 
keep June 20. 1987 open on your calendar! 

Ami. ,ludi Sur,inn. hi, | Otf/si Thunks for being such 
asaaj ffoorinates See you next yi " Mr ft Aff* hele 

To the Administration of DVC — Communication is the 
answer to the problem. Why not set up a bi-weekly or mon- 
thly column in Ram Paget? - Not from SLAM or SLIM 

M2 ft Tracy - Hi neighbors' It's keen fun string new to ion gins 
Thanks for al! the laughs and fun' Good fuel ill the future I 
l.ynette ft Suzanne 

Larry S. - A-Day went together well Hopefully it will do it 
again now that we're gone. 

Ofl ft lohii - A 1 ': ol the best' Lot* Irish 

Alan — It's been a year of growing and learning together 
It's not goodbye, it's I'll see you later. I love you with all my 
heart. — Love forever. Carole 

lohn M - You're still a great guy despite tour sMfcet / i«, fen 
and keep m touch' 17' miss you' - Lose M.inbefb 

You Animal - You're the best: friend, lover, teacher, cud- 
dly body, comedian and most handsome man I know. 
Don't let life change you too much! I need someone with 
all those qualities to stay a part of my life. I'd be lost 
without you!! - KD 

To the tall willowy blonde in charge ol A Day - Thank you lor 
the fun spins around the o . il the dinner dnru es F.d 

Jamie - Congrates graduate It was fun having dinner with 
you. Thanks for the rides. - Lisa. Linda. Tony. Ivy. Tracy. 
Ewok. Helen 

Wendy - Be soooble take oil your Walkman once in a while 

Brian — This ain'i no gym Take good care of your banana 
and don't spill the fecal bucket this summer. Sorry Have a 
great one! — Love. Jo 

Q I Hack. Set . Moi 2 r >th I asC ScoS ft W* ■ 

Sue - Thank God A-Day Is over. May I never have the op- 
portunity to cry with you again except in happiness. You've 
been a great friend. I'll mias you. - Love. Rose 

Wendy Fields - Keei , > . :c : 

plans ( V/fi, ks| I Hid bxajk iif us nWNISIg I nosiuotmu 

Dear Linda — You've been my dear friend for four years and 
I hope wherever our paths ,ake us we will always keep in 
touch. Go for it! - Love, your four year roomy. Kim 

Murk Mike f 10 Hosie & even Melman It s keen on expenence 

I mod ft* * M m 'rod i er nasj io l '! 

Original - Don't go crazy over the summer while studying 
here. Don't party too much. Remember the time at the 
lake - Master 

■'* if uii ket' Gonnu hm e * »ne heff ol a parti next V 

I I Ou Ml o' the t „„-,;, 

HI I RM. RAH - Thanks lor helping me through the sensi- 
tive stage of my life. And I promise not lo strip search 
anymore - (ex-airhead) MO 

(il What would you sa{ i > 'me-' Certamhj not 

sgodbye' You are detmiteli. a very big smile Your kn Nanjf) 

Alan ft Carole - Waterskling, maybe I can do better at 
that, this summer, the hideout? - Rose 

ifcsM Thanks for all the hasseK I iust hope Trenton It nrajdj 
lor sou 7'i I" fence if m one piece' Love ya M- 

Agronomy Seniors - Thanks for making the past lour 
years really great! Good luck after graduation - Maribeth 

Leu - It'll nei-er be goodbye" - Lnie Tnsh 

To the Class of '86 - You made the last four years quite an 
experience. — Ham Bear 

Seighbors — Mr Rogers is unletting \ou' Your neighbor* in 

222 

Red Man - You'll always be my bestest buddy Your 
secrets are always ssfe with me! I love you lots — Dana 

To all my friends - You must continue to piny I )'2 w> no one 
forgets They are the best bond M. na 

Chris - I n jov your summer That polite, sweet, caring, 
good looking guy is waiting for you Good luck finding 
him. let me know when you do! 



Leslie - We missed you thfi post semester' Vince and I wish vou 
and Bill the best of luck with your new life together Keep In touch 
— Love. Vine* and Kartn 

To my boys at DVC - Look me up when you become MEN. 

To off Work 1st guys - This year has been my best. The hall has 
been a great, fun loving bunch of guys God blest all 

Nancy - Always rem e mber haircuts, grello. Sherman. 
popcorn, dancing, etc. I know this laa't goodbye for good 
but I know I'll always hat* you, - Bunny 

Daue ft Jennifer — Good fuck in fhe future with marriage, kids, 
everything And Dave, don't be told what to do all the time 

Karon - it's been a groat four years Can you believe ure 
ma de ft? Never forgot the great times we've hod. Thanks for 
all of your support and help. Til mlaa you. — Anita 

Itch Club — f hove only known you for one semester, but I am 
looking forward to many more All of you are special and I'm glad 
u>e met Big ChilP Someday, absolutely' — Your friend. Banana 

Kitty - Good luck In the Peace Corp* - Rose 

Joe ft Jen — You two are such a pair Never stop smihng - Brian 

Jim Enoch - Thanks for the laughs and dances. Don't lot 
anyone tell you you're not funny. See ya next year. - 
Constsntina 

David fMr Meelee) - Se gappo and se thelh. my ordimordiphee 
andras Don't leave' Don't leave' Here comes the boo boo face 
Bye. baby - Jennifer (Rag Monster) 

Kim — I'm glad I got to know you. Good luck In the future 
Take care and thanks for the B' In Poll Scl. - Love. T wink 

June. Anita, Cherte. Jeannie, Karen ft Leslie — Good luck in life 
and may the Princes of your dreams not turn into toads of reality 

Goodbye to all and lota of luck. It's been a fantastic four 
years together. Let's show the world who wo are - Alan 

Ed — You've been a great friend, even though you sometimes 
dnve me crazy 111 miss you a lot — Rote 

Mlkey B. - 88 and out the gate. - Wendy 

Goodbye Rippers. Speedshop Parties. NBI Import Nights. Road 
Trips. Clambakes. Stem. Tom. HELLO WENDY! 

Meg ft Lynctte - Lots of luck In whatever you do. Well 
miss you so please come visit. — Love, Michele ft Michele 

Michele - To my best friend Thanks for always being there 
You've been a terrific roomie Try and stay out of trouble this sum 
mer 1 - Love. Me 

Stevie (Refrigerator Face) - Johnny Mathis. aahh! Thanks 
for always being there when I needed you. I'm sorry. Boo! 

— Love, Jo 

Anita Karen. June. Chene ft Jeannie — You are a wonderful 
bunch of girls Have a great Bahama trip 111 see you all at gradua 
tion' - Love. Donna 

Lisa M. - Good luck In the future and have a wonderful 
summer. - Love. Scott 

Paulie ft Butch — Thanks for all the good times, and for putting up 
with me Without you two. this year would have been "the pits " - 
Beans 

Philosopher — Have a great summer and take it easy with 
the water guns, ok! Ill miss you! Bye! - Ewok 

Chris — You are a pretty dam dandy chum I mill miss you next 
year You had better come back to visit next year, you have a place 
to stay — Tom 

Bullwinkle - Have a good summer, please keep In touch. 
Remember to visit your Aunt s lot. It's been really great. 
See you soon. - Love, A friend 

Anito. Karen. June. Cherie ft Jeannie - You are cordially invited 
to stay al my house lor a weekend during the summer - Love. 
Donna 

Alexl - Good luck, you'll do fine! Don't worry so much, 
things will work out! I'm going to mis* you. — Love always, 
Lorl Ann 

Mr ■Hardware — No Pencil Necks! Remember Irv. Squatting 165. 
Fnendly's, NBI. Molson's. Good mghl Walt' Thanks for being 
around - Love Wendy 

Francis - I only have two thing* to say: CAN YOU RELATE 
and Parahna! — Anne 

Oug — You re all wet! Keep your hands to yourself or else — Mel 
ft Janice 

Yo. Roomie - Sup?! Hey. get a piece of the rock (before 
It's too late). Sure fire life insurance '86 — Guess who 

Bill S - Thanks for the greatest semester ever' Someday the other 
Lon writ come out You'd better watch out - Love ya. Lori L 

Ragu - Watch out for potatoes and Certs encounters. Joe 
Jack eon i* a good singer but Larry Mullen. Jr. la an excel 
lent drummer. — Nancy 

Serene, Matter. Original. Sorry. OK Incompetent. Immature. 

Cute. Little. Mother F You re all Bit 

Have a great summer — Fish B 

KD - Don't forget to write. - MT 

Dove Dalmer — Well, what do you think, was it me or wasn't it'-' 
Somethings we'll never know 

To M. aka (Pete) - Which Mike? Gonna get her In the bath- 
room? (Next semester for sure.) - JftM 

To the 5. 6. 7 IBustl players - Always remember 32. IBussI 34 
(Buss), 36. (Butt), eeh Drink' Many birthday's next semester Be 
prepared - MJM 

Hey M.H. - I'll still be teaching, bop* you'll still be learn- 
ing next semester. Many sleepless nights ahead. - Rad ft 
Random forever 

Maura ft Tern - Thanks for all your support. I never would have 
mode it without you! - Love ya. Beans 

Larry. Steve. Jo. Jen. Wendy. Bill ft Brian - All of you 
have a great summer and remember, don't work too hard. 

— Mark 

Judy - We have not yet begun to scope Cheers to all those frogs 

— Dana 

June - Are you a "honey?" Hope you get to Switzerland, it 
all sounds great. Maybe we will all have to get together 
with those L.A.'s. Good luck! - Anita 

Tracy - I love you' - Love. Michele 

DVC - These were the boat of times, these were the worst 
of times I'll never forget you. It hurts to leave, but that's 
what It's all about, I guess. - Jennifer 

Dear DVC — Thanks for a great education and for a fob No mat- 
ter what happens my education it a gift I wiU cany uifth me forever 

— A graduating senior 

Hey Chris - Why do they call It the hooter? 

To my Chem Buddies - We made it! I'm glad we all stuck together 
You 're a great bunch! Take care and keep in touch — Tern 

Ray ft Rich - Huh? What the? Who said you're weird, cer- 
tainly not me! Ill miss ya Rich! Roy. huh? - Luv. Tarry, 
who the? 

Joanne - Thanks for being a great friend 1 Don't fret. It's only 
Orgie Chem' Remember all the great music and good boote Take 
core' - Wendy 

ToScottZ - The big "W~ will make you a fortune one day. 
manufacturing log* for firewood. Maybe I can find you a 
steter! — Theresa 

Scott. Doug. Sue. Rote. Judy. Leslie R . Karen. John A John — 
Parties were never meant to last, thank God college wasn't either 

— Ed 

Optimist Prime ft Hound - Remember the Isau? You guys 
am great and deserve the best! Good luck lo the future - 
Lo ve. Starscream 



Carole - Goodbye ft no good because It's not goodbye I hope we 
keep going stronger than ever I really love you — Mr Teddy 

To all of the OH Family - You've helped me through and 
this Is to you - THANKS and good luck! - Anita 

Jeannie Meyer - Besides a tuccettful flower shop, what other 
kind would you or anyone want? Goodbye and good luck — Ed 

Teddy - It's boon a super year with many mora to com*. 
Keep amllin' and don't forgot I'm still with ya. - Leva ya 
lot*. Me 

Rose. Ed ft Jamie - Be tuccettful In all you do at graduates 
Thanks for the laughs at Ram Paget and for keeping me busy. — 
Bill 

Mark - Fish bitch patrol! Have fun and take some great 
picture* In Florida, but don't epear anything. - Love, Jo 

Potholes — Keep me up all night 

Jim - I love youl - Goober 

Sue — A Day is all over and now it's time to say goodbye Yes. 
Bahama bound - Love. Scott 

Love so much to so many, especially: Alex. Annette, 
David, Marg. Shawn, Monkey*, Maryann. Dr. P.. Dan, 
Todd, Dawn. Kitty, John, Steve. Pep - Thanks. Jen 

Terry — f hate your guts f hope you die when I graduate That can 
be your present to me Gel lost! — Love, Nancy 

To the RA's on Work 2nd - Arc you still alive? We never 
se* youl What a Job. 

Wendy — Remember the good times 171 miss you - Rose 

Al — Thanks for being my escort and thanks for the lovely 
corsage. You're a sweet guy. Have a great summer! - Love 
ya. Donna 

Alan. Carole, Bunny. Buffy. Targhee. Johnny. Ragu - Where's 
my pineapple'' 

Bill — Now that Philosophy Is over I just have one ques- 
tion: What la the meaning of life? Have a good summer. — 
Met 

Carolyn - / love your blowfish and the way you hold things in 
your note, etc You are a true inspiration to me - Tom 

Sharon, Lisa. Steve ft Sharon — Great sophomore year. 
Have a blast over the summer. Maybe well hit the beach. 
- Constsntina 

To the Hot Ones on Bamess 2nd (DCMA) - See yas over the 
summer and next year It's beer great! - Love yas B 

Blrdy - Thanks, you arc a great person. Good luck. Watch 
out because I owe you one. Your birthday. — Love. Scott 

June. Cherie. Jeannie. Kartn ft Donna - The times spent have 
been very dear I will always remember you with a smile Hope to 
see you later - CSL 

Mike H. - I'm glad you aaked me to live at the house. 
Thanks for "the flying lesson" last year. Juat think, you're 
finally done at DVC Love. Maribeth 

Terri - It's hard to sum-r- >nze four great years Thanks for being a 
great friend and room»»ite Lets keep in touch I love you' - 
Your roomie 

O.H. C lass of oo - You were the best! I don't know what 
we'll do without youl Good luck. - An O.H. '87 

John L - You ie a great a'jy and a great sports editor Good luck 
almoys - Love. Rosemaiy 

Hey, Bob V. - Can you see who's In that room? My bike 
from the bush In back of Barnes* says hi! - JftM 

Dona - No may will I say goodbye There s lots of frogs for us this 
summer Get out of my brain miles away — Love ya. Judy 

Lassie Megan - Here's to the luck of the Irish and all the 
good times. Come back and get poshed with us sometime. 
With love. Hotl 

Dana ft Judy (Baby ft Hoto) — The year went quickly but a lot 
has happened, for the better or worse you II alu>ays be my college 
friends for life 

Hey Crayons! — Thanks for all the colorful memories! - 
Love you all. Green 

Berk 2nd is the place to be next semester Party party, party Right 
Trish? - MJM 

ABC - Thanks lor being such a great friend. Here's look- 
ing st the summer and next year! - Lots of love, MAF 

Beans - Thanks for being such a great roommate Remember all 
the good times Schoolbox all nighters. sex pit. Bahamas, dinner 
dances, etc Keep in touch — Tern 

floral Society Officers - Good luck this coming term. 
you'll need it. Also, good luck with the next A-Day. 

Mazzola and Theresa - Good luck with each other Hey John, 
please don t let tier run your whole life 

Brad - "Wendy, do you want a French fry?" 

Mike B Thane. Wendy. Brad. Doug. Jackie. Julie Jean. Chuck. 
Paul. Mike S . Myrt - The best of the commuters' 

Chris - You're a great Mom. but If you keep saying that 
word we will all line up and give you hug*. Visit me! - 
Guess who 

Kathy R — One word will suffice. "Thanks'" (Well maybe a few 
more. "Thanks for everything!") - Your roomie 

Chris Turner — Bumpy freshman road. Don't worry, next 
year is coming. Take care over the summer. I'll miss you. 
- With love. Constsntina 

To the Hideout Gang — On August 19th or the nearest weekend 
to such date, let's do it ogam This time we will learn to waterski 
and fall down 

— Io Maribeth G - I'm aure your apartment will be cleaner 
at Penn Stale than here, but who will you talk to?? Call me 
next yearf - Theresa 

To the Fruit Loop Troop - Why don't you get together wrth the 
Honey Nut Cheerios Group and be the FruH Loop Honey Nut 
Troop' 

Dr. Hofaa es a ft Family - Thanks for all your help In Novel- 
ties. We couldn't have done without you. - Rosemary 

P J ft Juhe — Thanks for the fish It's been really fun dieting with 
you August 9th. Baltimore or BUST Take care - K, K A J 

Kathy Mac - Smllel Sorry, no picture. Thank* for being a 
super RA and friend. It won't be the same without you. - 
Love, Carole 

Diane — "If a man over 65 is blind in both eyes and walks with a 
slight limp what would his tax deduction be?" — Wendy 

Dawn - Well this Is it! Tim* to say goodbye to the best 
friend anyone could ever have! You better visit me! — Love 
ya, Cindy 

Dawn - What can t say' It's been a hectic year but a fun one 1 

Always remember aU the crazy times! Remember to 

hardf - Cindy 

Kathy. Esther Twlnk ft Dawn - Thanks for all the groat 
tlmesl You guys at* groat! Til mlaa ya lots ft Iota! - Cindy 

Jen - FftM is over 1 You are a great person and friend! Best of luck 
in uihoteyer you do' - Cindy D 

Bruce. Glen ft Karon M. - Remember all the great tlmesl 
I'll miss you guys! Keep In touch! Remember: parties In my 
room next year! - Love. Cindy 

Connie - Sorry the end of this year did not work out I hope next 
year will be better - Love ya, Chrit 

Connie - Have a good summer and a groat time la Greece. 
- Chris 

Reds. Kenny. Monty. Joe. Steve. Laura Bum. Gortt - Had a 
great year Hope you guys have a great summer - Chang Lou 

Killer - Had a fun time this year, you taught as* a lot. 
Hop* to have snore fun wrth you in the future — Good 



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RAM PAGES 

VOL. 21 
1986-1987 






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Vol. XXI. No. 1 

Monday, September 8, 1986 



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Sports: Summer Recap 




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Changes Greet DVC Students 




Dr. Feldstein 
to Retire 

excerpted from "The Daily Intelligencer" 

Dr. Joshua Feldstein, who for 47 years 
has made Delaware Valley College his 
home and life's work, has announced 
that he will retire from the presidency at 
the end of his current term. 

Dr. Feldstein made this announce- 
ment during a press conference held in 
his office. He had informed the Board of 
Trustees at an executive committee 
meeting. 

The President will officially step down 
June 30. 1987, at the conclusion of his 
third four-year term. 

In a memo written to staff and stu- 
dents. Dr. Feldstein said he made the 
decision when he celebrated his 65th 



birthday this past April. When asked 
what prompted the decision, he replied, 
"I thought it was just time to step down. 
(The decision] had to be made. 1 believe 
one has to know when to retire ..." 

Dr. Feldstein graduated from the col- 
lege, then the National Farm School, in 
1939. He was an Assistant Instructor in 
1942, became a Professor of horticulture 
in 1965, Department Chairman of horti- 
culture in 1966, Dean in 1973 and finally 
President on July 15. 1975. succeeding 
Dr. James Work. 

Many of Dr. Feldstein's accomplish- 
ments at DVC have become an integral 
part of life on campus, things we stu- 
dents probably could not imagine doing 
without. During this presidency, the 
James Work Memorial Stadium was built 
(in 1978). our three million dollar Stu- 
dent Center was completed in 1983 and 
the Sydney J. Markovitz Equine Facility 
opened in 1984. 

After retiring. Dr. and Mrs. Feldstein 
plan to remain in this area; Dr. Feldstein 
will likely teach part-time. He hopes to 
remain on the Board of Trustees and 
"help the new president raise money." 
He emphasized, "I will continue to be an 
associate of this institution, because it's 
been my life's work and always been my 
home." 

A nationwide search for our next pres- 
ident by our trustees, faculty, alumnus 
and a Student Government representa- 
tive, is said to have begun two weeks 
ago. 



Out From Under 
The Editors' Desk: 

Well, we hope that everyone has com- 
fortably settled into the DVC lifestyle, a 
new experience for you freshmen and 
transfer students and old hat for the rest 
of us. Now, part of this college life is 
grabbing a copy of your very own news- 
paper every Friday to catch up on the 
latest facts, figures and opinions pertain- 
ing to sports and almost everything else 
you might want to know about (or any- 
thing our contributors might want to 
write about)! But we cannot say anything 
without your support. 

The Ram Pages staff works hard to get 
each week's issue out to you in a con- 
cise, readable form — reporting, follow- 
ing Aggies teams cross country, writing 
and photographing, and bringing it to- 
gether almost every Monday evening, 
only to begin again with new ideas and 
news to seek out by the next deadline. 

So help us out. Anything you want to 
say (within, of course, the limits of Ram 
Pages editorial policy) that you think the 
campus should know, write it up and 
send it to us via P.O. Box 988 or any 
staff member you know. As our title 
says, we are the student newspaper. 

Keep reading, 
Co-Editors in Chief 
John D. Ebert 
Bill Rein 



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something to say to someone, print it in 
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campus know. Just keep it clean and 
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Announcement: 

THE HUNGER PROJECT 

Hunger is a persistent worldwide prob- 
lem, resulting in the deaths of 13 to 18 
million people per year. You have the 
ability to make a difference. 

On Wednesday, September 10. 7:30 
p.m. in the Student Center, Second 
floor Coffeehouse, there will be a briefing 
on hunger. Find out the truth about this 
devastating world problem and what you 
can do to help solve it. 



DR. BLACKMON 
HAS RETIRED 



Dr. Clinton R. Blackmon, professor of 
Plant Science, former Dean and nation- 
ally-known plant breeder, retired in June 
from the staff of the college after 30 years 
of teaching. 

Dr. Blackmon served as Chairman of 
the departments of Agronomy, Horticul- 
ture and Ornamental Horticulture before 
becoming Chairman of the Plant Science 
Division and Dean of the college in 
1975. He was a leader in the develop- 
ment of the college from a small agricul- 
tural school to a nationally-recognized in- 
stitution. He served in key positions in 
teaching providing for educational lead- 
ership, strengthening of the scientific 
programs and the advising and encour- 
aging of students to become professional 
leaders. 

More than 10.000 students attended 
his classes during 40 years of teaching at 
DVC. the University of Massachusetts 
and the University of Maine. From the 
beginning. Dr. Blackmon championed 
the cause of higher education and urged 
students to go as far as their capacities 
would allow. Even in the early days 
before the college was accredited by the 
Middle States Association, he was in- 
strumental in getting Delaware Valley 
College graduates accepted into top 
graduate schools. 

As Dean, Dr. Blackmon was very ac- 
tive in promoting those things that devel- 
op great institutions, such as outstanding 
faculty, excellent teaching facilities, strong 
motivation and a sense of pride in ac- 
complishments. He was most supportive 
of all programs which permitted the 
faculty to carry out their mission of supe- 
rior teaching and training of students. 
Laboratory equipment and supplies be- 
came a priority. Facilities were improved 
where necessary and new courses added 
to keep up with modern technology. 
New computer courses were developed 
to keep up with the needs of business 
and agriculture. 

As a member of the Northeastern 
Higher Education Committee for the 
U.S. DA., Dr. Blackmon made a survey 
of computer training in colleges of agri- 
culture and found a great need for such 
training since agricultural business, the 
Agricultural Extension Service and farm- 
ers were poised for dramatic increased 
usage of this technology. Under his lead- 
ership DVC became the first agricultural 
college in the nation to require a com- 
puter course for all agricultural majors. 



About Editorial Policy 

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guidelines we must follow regarding edi- 
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Ram Pages Editorial Policy 

1. Ram Pages reserves the right to 
make any editorial changes in all 
material submitted for publication. 

2. Only signed material will be con- 
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3. Any material which isA:onsidered by 
the student editor(s) or faculty advisor 
to be potentially libelous will be inves- 
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sideration for publication. 

4. The writers of material in question 
must certify sincerity of purpose and 
correctness of facts to the best of their 
knowledge. 

5. The person (s) named or implied in 
the controversial material shall be in- 
formed of any article before publica- 
tion and shall be given the opportuni- 
ty to respond. 

Thank You, 
Co-Editors in Chief 
John D. Ebert 
Bill Rein 





* This Week on 
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by Jan Bethn 

FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 9 



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by John Litzke 

• USFL vs. NFL: USFL battled the NFL 
in a much publicized court case. USFL 
charged the NFL with monopolizing 
the business of professional football, 
denying the USFL TV rights in the 
USFL's attempt to switch to the fall, 
and with trying to put the USFL out of 
business. The charges were found to 
be frivolous and the USFL was award- 
ed the ridiculous sum of $1. (Actually 
$3 because the original total of $1 was 
multiplied by 3.) Thus, the USFL is 
now the ex- USFL. 

• Philadelphia 76ers go wheeling and 
dealing with their *1 draft pick, and a 
real surprise, their indomitable center 
as well, as the Sixers went for youth 
when they acquired forward-center Cliff 
Robinson and center Jeff Ruland from 
Washington for Moses Malone and 
second-year forward Terry Cateledge. 

• Then, in the same breath, they traded 
their first pick in the draft to the Cleve- 
land Cavaliers for forward Roy Hinson. 
These transactions received mixed 
opinions amongst the Philadelphia 
faithful. Here are some that I've heard 
— PROS: Gained speed and youth, 
gained experience at forward, Wash- 
ington set a franchise record for season 
ticket sales. CONS: Lost rebounding, 
lost intimidation or psychological edge, 
lost a raw talent. Sixers season ticket 
sales are way down. 



• I think the combination the Sixers has 
will work but while the Sixers didn't get 
any taller, the rest of the East did with 
New York acquiring Kenny "Sky" 
Walker to go along with Ewing and 
Cartwright and the Malone-Manute 
connection in the nation's capital 
should make the East very interesting. 

• The Celtics suffered the unfortunate 
loss of first round pick Len Bias as he 
died suddenly and shockingly after us- 
ing the deadly drug "crack." Larry Bird 
says the Celtics WILL repeat. 

• The Goodwill Games took place this 
summer in that favorite vacation spot 
of the universe, Moscow, Russia. In a 
sort of "tune-up" for the 1988 Olympic 
Games, the Russians dominated and 
captured more medals than anyone 
ever has in history. 

• The New York Mets. 1 think that's all I 
have to say. 

• Multi-Cy Young Award winner Steve 
Carlton is released by the Phillies and 
San Francisco and has seemed to have 
found a niche in Chicago with the 
White Sox. He also found his voice, 
for as soon as Philadelphia dropped 
him and Steve said he'd retire, he 
dropped the bomb on everybody and 
spoke, honestly. So, after showing the 
United States how well he can talk, he 
exclaimed, in a quite nervous and 
spastic delivery, "1 can still pitch in this 
league." 

• Tennis star John "I won't be violent be- 
cause now I have a son" McEnroe re- 
turns to the pro-circuit after a six- month 
layoff. The layoff made Papa John a 
bit rusty. 

• As a result of the deaths of Len Bias 
and Cleveland Browns defensive back 
Don Rogers, a nationwide drug testing 
programs are being installed at both 
the college and pro levels. The pro 
players opinions are mixed. They think 
they're being infringed upon or their 
rights are being violated, but if you've 
got nothing to hide, why not take it? 

• Right here on the campus of DVC is 
the flagship of a anti-drug campaign 
called FAD. (Footballers Against 
Drugs) and our own Coach Wilson is 
its nationwide coordinator. 

(See "They're Out To Get You" 
in next week's Ram Pages.) 



Exclusive!! 

Coming Next Week 

• F.A.D. Footballers Against Drugs: 
"They're out to get you!" 

• Soccer preview plus coverage of Tren- 
ton Tournament. 

• Tired of being called "Aggies?" Sign 
petition in dining hall to change nick- 
name to "Rams." 

• Field hockey preview and cross coun- 
try preview by reporter Rob Hipszer. 

• Get ready for "Athlete of the Week" 
profile and Sports Trivia, where a tasty 
prize could be won. 

• Along with Rob Hipszer reporting on 
cross country, welcome Brett Hart 
(soccer reporter), Kathleen McGough 
(equestrian reporter) and Brian Tag- 
gart (wrestling reporter) to the Ram 
Pages sports staff. 

ALL THIS. PLUS MUCH MORE IN 

RAM PAGES 

SO PICK UP YOUR COPY! 



• SUPERSTARS • 

Superstars will be held Sunday, Sep- 
tember 14. There are six members on a 
team, three guys and three girls, and the 
cost is two dollars per person. Each team 
member will receive a Superstars t-shirt 
and there are cash prizes for the top five 
teams. 

Sign up with your RA, or if you're a 
commuter, sign up at the Residence Life 
Office on the second floor of the Student 
Center. 

All money must be paid in full when 
you sign up. 

Events include: Mattress Race, Bal- 
loon Race, Dizzy Bat Race, Relay Race, 
Wheel Barrel Race, Flipper Race, Sack 
Race and Obstacle Course. 



AGGIES '86: 

O-Line a Concern; 
D is Dynamite! 

by John Litzke 

The 1986 edition of the DVC Aggies 
football team is taking shape. 

The '86 team, with over 50 freshman 
out of the 120 members, is somewhat 
like a giant, gridiron jigsaw puzzle and 
many of the pieces have yet to be fitted 
in place. 

Head coach Al Wilson begins his 11th 
season at the helm with a career record 
of 48-47 and looking to add about 9 or 
10 more wins onto that. Joining the DVC 
staff are three new coaches, one of whom 
we all know, Bruce Sweda, the outstand- 
ing outside linebacker who graduated 
from DVC this past spring, has been 
given the job of linebacker coach and 
Coach Wilson is delighted to have Bruce 
on the staff. "Bruce has done a good job 
for us during camp and he works well 
with the players," commented Coach 
Wilson. Joining Bruce in their first season 
as coaches are E.J. Smith, who will be 
working with the defensive backs and 
Steve Hohenstein has the job of rebuild- 
ing the offensive line. 

With the loss of such major pieces of 
the jigsaw puzzle as John Mazzola. Eric 
Protsko and Craig Breneman. some 
pretty big shoes are going to have to be 
filled. It is the job of Coach Hohenstein 
to find the right personnel for the open 
jobs on the line, and it is my opinion that 
he has done just that. 

The '85 offensive line was hindered for 
much of the season with injuries and we 
saw a lot of new faces and some old ones 
in new positions. But this season, we're 
hoping for steady, consistent, hard work 
from Dave "Chief" Hannichick and Jesse 
Perkins at tackle, Joe Harby and Brian 
Clapp at guard and Brandt Nolan at cen- 
ter to anchor the whole crew. From the 
practices I've seen, it looks like the O-line 
is progressing very nicely. 




An Endless Summer 

Keep the thoughts of summer 

aliue in your mind with 

fresh flower bouquets. Send 

someone you care about a 

"Thinking of You Bouquet. " 

A 20% discount is offered to 

all students and faculty who 

show proper ID. Bouquets 

are available at both our 

Floral Shop locations: 



Lasker Hall 

Mon.-Fri. 8:30-4:00 

or Greenhouse Complex 

Mon 1:30-4:00 
Tues 8:30-11:00 

11:30-2:30 
Wed 9:00-11:00 
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Thurs. 11:30-6:00 
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"All the quarterbacks had a good 
camp," commented Coach Wilson. In- 
deed, the Aggies have a very fine group 
of quarterbacks this season led by senior 
and starter of last year, Walt Kobryznski 
out of C.B. West High School here in 
Doylestown. His totals for last season 
had Walt throwing 155 times with 55 
completions for 729 yards and eight 
touchdowns. But breathing down Walt's 
back for the starting job are last year's 
back-ups Andy Hower, Rod Kwaitkowski 
and Clay Butterworth as well as new- 
comers Bob Stamm out of Methacton 
and Doug Perry out of Lansdale Catho- 
lic. 1 have a feeling the quarterback deci- 
sion could go down to the final week of 
the pre- season. 



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'86 DVC team would have to be the run- 
ning game and the defense 

Returning to the Aggie backfield is last 
year's leading rusher. Jim Wilson, who 
gained 1.143 yards on 275 carries. Jim 
has worked hard in the off-season and 
has trimmed down to 180 lbs. (15 lbs 
less than last season) and looks like a 
powder keg just waiting for a spark. In 
front of Wilson is workhorse fullback Joe 
Bello who rushed for 454 yards on 1 17 
carries and four touchdowns and wing- 
back Sean Cliver will contribute as well 
with his great speed. 

The '86 Defensive Corp is packed with 
talent and should make opposing offenses 
lose a lot of sleep. Anchoring the defense 
is senior middle linebacker Jim Hannon. 
who has fully recovered from a season 
ending knee injury and is ready to hit. 
Joining Hannon on the linebacking corp 
are seniors Greg Currie and Vince Bede 
sem With the loss of Bob Charette at 
nose tackle you might think the D-line 
would be a bit weak, but no way An- 
choring down the trenches is senior de- 
fensive end Chuck Heiber and senior de- 
fensive tackle Tom Voell with help from 
Seamus McGlone at the other end and 
Mike Malec at tackle. 

Heading the secondary is senior cor 
nerback Steve Clark along with Mike 
Heisy and Rich Simononis. 

A crucial part of the game is the kick- 
ing game and those duties will be up to 
punter-kicker, John Sukeena who did a 
fine job last season with help from new- 
comer John Ford from Kutztown H.S. in 
Kutztown, PA. 

DVC will be looking to better their '85 
record of 6-4. To do that they'll have to 
get by tough MAC rivals such as Widener. 
Gettysburg. Lycoming and Juniata, who 
has 17 starters returning. 

The Aggies open their '86 "champion- 
ship campaign" on Saturday, September 
13 with the Bullets of Gettysburg (Cen- 
tennial League Champions in '85) at 
Gettysburg at 1:30 p.m. Let's get set for 
yet another season of exciting Aggie 
football. 






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Vol. XXI. No. 2 

Friday, September 12. 1986 




NOTKT Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print. " 




Dr. Peter J. Glick, Jr.: 
A Sad Passing 

It is still the beginning of another term, 
a time when college students are prob- 
ably most eager and excited; we look for- 
ward to reuniting with our old friends, 
meeting new instructors and the fresh- 
ness of a new class roster. Here at DVC 
we suddenly find ourselves stunned and 
saddened with the death of long-time 
teacher, administrator and friend, Dr. 
Peter J. GHck, Jr. He was 64. 

m a memorandum to administration, 
faculty, staff and students, college presi- 
dent Dr. Joshua Feldstein said, "It is with 
utmost sadness and great personal loss 
that I must advise you of the sudden and 
untimely passing of Dr. Peter Glick on 
Thursday, September 4, 1986." Res- 
pected by both the administration and 



the student body — an achievement in 
itself — Dr. Glick was devoted to the 
teaching profession and to the students 
of DVC as a whole. Dr. Feldstein aptly 
stated, "He was a mainstay of the col- 
lege. He will be a very, very difficult per- 
son to replace." 

A graduate of Princeton University 
and Trenton State College, Dr. Glick 
came to DVC in 1948 to teach as assis- 
tant professor of political science. He 
later earned his doctorate in education 
from Rutgers University, and became 
chairman of the former General Studies 
Division. In 1983, Dr. Glick became 
chairman of the newly formed Liberal 
Arts Department, a position he has held 
henceforth. For all those 38 years almost 
every DVC student has known Dr. Glick 
as their political science professor; he 
also had been professor of foreign affairs. 
American history and speech. 

Dr. Glick had served in a variety of 
other positions at the college, including 
Director of Placement, Director of Ath- 
letics and head football coach. He was 
also chairman of our Middle States Eval- 
uation Coordinating Committee and ad- 
visor to Student Government. Outside 
the college. Dr. Glick has been noted for 
his regular political column in The Daily 
Intelligencer. 

Dr. Feldstein is "absolutely shocked 
and very heartbroken" by the death of 
Dr. Glick, "a great personal friend of 
mine." Indeed, DVC has lost part of itself. 



DVC Ag Marketing Co-op 
Begins Anew 

by Margaret Freeman 

AGRICULTURAL MARKETING AS- 
SOCIATES has announced the election 
of its new president, Mr. Joseph Ryan. 
Mr. Ryan is a junior Agribusiness major 
here at DVC and a resident of Hershey, 
Pa. Agricultural Marketing Associates is 
an informal cooperative specializing in 
the marketing of agricultural products 
owned by stockholders and managed by 
members of the Agricultural Sales and 
Marketing course. 

This cooperative provides a complete 
approach to an entire business organiza- 
tional structure and operations. In addi- 
tion, members identify sources of mar- 
keting information and interpret that data 
as a basis for marketing decisions. Func- 
tions such as buying, selling, transporting 
and financing in the ag field comprise 
some of the course topics. 

Speaking of their near-term objectives, 
Mr. Ryan said: "Agricultural Marketing 
Associates will be involved in another 
sales event this year. Last year's Agricul- 
tural Sales and Marketing class, taught 
by Dr. John Avery, kicked off the forma- 
tion of this cooperative. We are presently 
searching for a top grade product. My 
associates are quite capable and enthusi- 
astic with the challenge brought before 
them. We will let you know more about 
our campaign in future news releases." 

The thrust of the upcoming promo- 
tional activity will occur shortly. Cur- 
rently, the research and development 
and marketing divisions are conducting 
analyses. 



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Flowers, Flowers, Flowers! 

Treat your buddy 

Treat your friend 

to a bouquet of flowers 

yes, that's the trend!! 

A bouquet of flowers really brightens 
up a person's day, so visit one of our 
floral locations: 

One in Lasker Hall open 

Monday-Friday 8:30 a.m. -4 p.m. 

and one in the Greenhouse 

Complex, hours posted. 

Call In orders at extension 2275. 



Procedures for 
Room Reservations 

STUDENT CENTER 

Any student, faculty member or staff 
member who would like to reserve a 
room in the Student Center should fol- 
low the procedure listed below: 

1 . Come to the Dean of Students office 
(second floor, Student Center) or call 
extension 2216, and present your re- 
quest to Mrs. Nelson. If the room you 
request" is available, your reservation 
will be logged in the master schedule. 
At this time any special requests for 
equipment, set up, food, etc. should 
be noted. 

2. Reservations should be made at least 
one week prior to any scheduled 
activity. 

Robert J. Tasker 
Dean of Students 



PLANNING: GET OFF 
TO A GOOD START 

If you have a negative feeling about 
planning, it might be a kind of reaction 
against parents, teachers or someone 
else who tried to impose their structure 
upon you. If this is the case, you need to 
examine those feelings and perhaps ar- 
rive at your own decisions about how to 
plan your life. It may help to discuss these 
reactions with someone. Of course, you 
can't have everything. If you opt to put 
some order into your life in order to ac- 
complish certain academic goals, you 
must give up some of your freedom to 
do whatever feels good at whatever time. 
In a sense it is a question of values and 
what is most important to you. If you 
want to do some planning in order to 
improve your study habits, then you have 
taken the first big step. You have the 
motivation to change. 

Students who are successful academi- 
cally are usually well organized. If they 
don't use a formal, written-out schedule, 
they usually have a pretty clear idea of 
when they plan to do what. Because of 
this organization these students tend to 
use time efficiently. 

Semester-long planning: You need 
a long-term view of what you want to ac- 
complish. A semester-long calendar with 
notations of when papers are due and 
tests are scheduled will help you in the 
general management of the semester. 

Weekly scheduling: The key to tak- 
ing and keeping control of your time is 
having some kind of regular scheduling 
mechanisms. For many people a weekly 
schedule with all time commitments on it 
works best. It is particularly important to 
write out a schedule if you are attempting 

Audubon Society 
to Meet at DVC 

The Bucks County Audubon Society 
has been meeting on the DVC campus 
since its inception in the summer of 
1969. The first meeting was held in the 
science building and called to order by 
Dr. John Mertz, Bucks County Audu- 
bon's first president, now Academic 
Dean of DVC. 

At that time Bucks County Audubon 
had only about 100 members. Now, it 
has a membership of 1,600, making it 
the largest non-profit environmental 
group in Bucks County. The Audubon 
Society's main purposes are conserving 
wildlife, promoting awareness of our en- 
vironmental problems, educating the 
public about the interdependence of 
humans and their environment and fur- 
thering the wise use of land and water. 
One of the ways they promote these 
goals is their monthly programs. Various 
naturalists, environmentalists and scien- 
tists are invited to DVC to speak on a 
wide range of topics, from the flora and 
fauna of Bucks County to the solid waste 
problem. These meetings are open to the 
public and held on the first Tuesday 
evening of each month at 8 p.m. in 
Mandell Hall. Students are encouraged 
to attend, and there is no admission 
charge. 



to improve your time management tech- 
niques. There are several things to keep 
in mind in constructing a schedule. 

Be realistic. Allow yourself adequate 
time for sleep, exercise, recreation and 
socializing. People who try to spend 
every waking moment studying usually 
wind up with a zero efficiency level. You 
must have a balance in your daily activi- 
ties. Leaving out crucial needs like sleep, 
recreation and social time tends to de- 
crease the efficiency of your study time. 
The key here is to use the time that you 
normally waste. There are 168 hours in 
each week. If we assume that you sleep 
eight hours per dav. spend 15 hours per 
week in class and spend three hours per 
day eating, that leaves you with 76 hours 
to use for study, r ecreation, socializing 
and work. If you study two hours per 
week for every hour you are in class that 
leaves you with 46 hours to use for recre- 
ation, socializing, etc. Of course, every- 
one's schedule doesn't work out this 
simply, but the illustration shows that if 
time is organized, there is plenty of it. 

The way that you design your weekly 
schedule is important. Generally speak- 
ing, it is better to arrange study time with 
short breaks periodically. Also, you 
should take advantage of your natural 
cycles. If you concentrate well in the late 
afternoon, then schedule study time 
there. If you don't, then schedule recre- 
ation or something else. Don't, however, 
give in to the urge to stay up into the wee 
hours because it is so quiet and peaceful. 
If you fall into this habit, there is a great 
probability that you will be tempted to 
sleep through morning classes. 

As a final note keep this thought in 
mind: plan your work, then work your 
plan. 



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ACROSS 

1 Where one might 
study Andy Warhol's 
works (3 wds.) 

12 Enrollment into 
college 

14 "Calculus Made Sim- 
ple," e.g. (2 wds.) 

16 Evaluate 

17 Extremely small 

18 Follows a recipe 
direction 

19 Belonging to Mr. 
Pacino 

22 Of land measure 

23 Meets a poker bet 

24 Gay (WW II 

plane) 

26 Capri, e.g. 

27 Belonging to Mayor 
Koch 

28 Irritate or 
embitter 

30 Train for a boxing 
match 

31 — — and the 
Belmonts 

32 Processions 

35 Diet supplement 
(abbr.) 

38 Scottish historian 
and philosopher 

39 College in Green- 
ville, Pa. 

40 The Venerable 



©Edward Julius 

41 "...not with 

but a whimper." 

43 Return on invest- 
ment (abbr.) 

44 Pondered 

45 Belonging to Mr. 
Starr 

47 Part of the classi- 
fieds (2 wds.) 

48 Possible place to 
study abroad (2 wds) 

52 Small school in Can- 
ton, Ohio (2 wds.) 

53 Orson Welles film 
classic (2 wds.) 

DOWN 



1 Those who are duped 

2 "Do unto ..." 

3 Fourth estate 

4 Goals 

5 Well-known record 
label 

6 Well-known king 

7 151 to Caesar 

8 Prefix meaning milk 

9 Confused (2 wds.) 

10 husky 

11 Most immediate 

12 Like a sailboat 

13 Cash register key 
(2 wds.) 

14 En (as a whole) 

15 Auto racing son of 
Richard Petty 



19 Political disorder 

20 dt. (footnote 

abbreviation) 

21 Traveled on a 
Flexible Flyer 

24 Glorify 

25 Prospero's servant 
in "The Tempest" 

28 Well-known govern- 
ment agency 

29 American league 
team (abbr.) 

30 Fictional hypnotist 

32 Style exemplified 
by Picasso 

33 "She's ..." 

(from "Flashdance") 

34 Be unwell 

35 Visible trace 

36 Think 

37 Woman's under- 
garment 

38 Commit kiri 

40 — burner 

42 "...for if I 

away ..." 
44 Actress Gibbs 

46 African antelope 

47 Well-known TV band- 
leader 

49 Pi nee 

(eyeglass type) 

50 1968 film, " 

Station Zebra" 

51 1965 film, " 

Ryan's Express" 



CLUB NEWS 

Pi Alpha Xi Gets Set 

for Second Season 

The first meeting of Pi Alpha Xi, the 
Ornamental Horticulture Honor Society, 
was held on Thursday, September 4, at 
4:10 p.m. in Greenhouse IV. There are 
presently only six members of our club: 
Ed Adams, Brad Bewley, Deborah Pom- 
roy, Paul Quattrocchi, Bill Rein and 
Nina. 

Induction: The tentative date of Octo- 
ber 1 was set for the induction ceremony. 
We hope to get David Lou, of Rolling 
Greens Interiorscaping, Washington, 
D.C., to be our guest speaker. The sec- 
ond floor Coffeehouse will be reserved, if 
possible. 

The following members were given 
their respective responsibilities by default 
— only five people were present at this 
first meeting — President: Paul Quattroc- 
chi; Vice President: Deborah Pomroy; 
Secretary: Bill Rein; Treasurer: Ed 
Adams; I.C.C. Reps.: (Paul) and one 
vacant position; A-Day Reps.: two va- 
cant positions. 

Vacant positions will be filled upon in- 
duction of new members. Honorary 
memberships will be discussed. 

Dues: $10 are required of all second- 
year members. Please try to have all 
monies in before the induction ceremony 
is held. 

Homecoming plans have been re- 
viewed. We have a queen nominee and 
car available for decorating. 



Apparently we are broke! As soon as 
we get new members, this issue will be 
addressed. 

Don't miss the Pizza Party to be hosted 
by Flowertime, Inc., October 14! 

Cycling Club 
Goes Along for the Ride 

The Cycling Club took its first ride of 
the season along the back roads of Bucks 
County. We rode through the towns of 
Carversville and Lumberville on our 
scenic route to the Delaware River. Our 
trip came to thirty miles, which was 
pedaled by our advisor Mr. Lawrence 
and four club members. Check the orange 
board for local or long distance rides, or 
get in touch with Ann Whitesell at P.O. 
Box 785 or John Boyd at P.O. Box 807. 
We welcome anyone interested in cycling. 

Honor Brush 

Equestrians 
See Some Changes 

The Equestrian Team held its first 
meeting last Thursday, September 4. It 
was announced that instead of riding at 
Milestone Farm, as members have done 
in the past, lessons will be given at Step- 
ping Stone Farm, the team's new loca- 
tion. Margaret Black was introduced as 
the team's new coach and will be instruct- 
ing approximately 62 riders ranging from 
beginner to advanced levels of experi- 
ence. Lessons will being on Monday, 
September 15, and the team's first show 
will be on September 28. It is expected 
that with this fresh start the team will 
have an exciting and successful year. 



October 1 , 1986 October 1 , 1986 

DEADLINE!! 

For all employment time sheets and 
reports of work prior to August 31 , 1986 
as per Dr. Mertz's memorandum of Au- 
gust 1986. (See below.) Turn in all pa- 
pers and reports to the Placement Office 
1st floor Miller Hall. 

H. William Craver 
Director of Placement 
& Applied Programs 

EMPLOYMENT 
PROGRAM RECORDS 

Several years ago the guidelines under 
which the Employment Program oper- 
ates for all majors were reviewed exten- 
sively and modified. The revised guide- 
lines have been published frequently by 
memorandum (from the Dean and from 
the Director of Placement and Applied 
Programs) and in the student newspaper, 
both distributed to all students. This year 
we are instituting some further revisions 
of the program's guidelines, revisions 
dealing with the student reports that are 
required in order to earn credit in the 
program. 

It has come to our attention that a 
number of students have not been meet- 
ing the guidelines and deadlines estab- 
lished for the Employment Program. The 
revised guidelines are listed below 
Please review them carefully. The 
satisfactory completion of the Employ- 
ment Program is a requirement for 
graduation. "Satisfactory completion" 
means, literally, meeting the program's 
requirements as listed below: 
1 . The Registration and Job Approval 
form (available in the Placement Of- 
fice, Miller Hall) must be completed 
and returned to the Placement Office 
not later than two weeks after the start 
of the employment for which credit is 
being sought. 

This requirement has not changed. 
Failure to meet this requirement will 
result in no credit for employment 
completed more than two weeks 
before the completed Registration 
and Job Approval form is submit- 
ted. The reasons for this require- 
ment are (a) the evaluation of the 
student's employment experience 
involves a visitation and/or inter- 
view while the student is still on the 
job; accomplishing that requires that 
the Placement Office have a record 
of each student who is currently ac- 
tively working on the Employment 
Program; (b) an employment ex- 
perience is not eligible for consider- 
ation for credit without the approval 
of the student's Department Chair- 
man; that approval is given on, and 



PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 15 

Monday, September 15 

PA. DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE 
DVC Poultry Diagnostic Lab 
Part-time employment 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 

Any student interested putting their 
name on the Placement Office ONE- 
DAY JOB LIST, please come in and 
sign -up. Thank you. 



is based upon, the information con- 
tained in the Registration and Job 
Approval form. 

2. For summer employment, time sheets 
and a summary report for each six- 
week work period must be submitted 
to the Placement Office not later than 
October 1. (Late reports will be down- 
graded one letter grade for each week, 
or part thereof, they are late.) In addi- 
tion, an overall summary report is due 
at the time the last six-week report is 
submitted. Guidelines on the content 
of these reports are contained in the 
Employment Program packet available 
in the Placement Office (Miller Hall). 

There are changes here. The six- 
week reports had formerly been 
due within four weeks of the end of 
each six-week employment period 
and the final evaluation report had 
been due by eight weeks after the 
last employment period. 

3. For employment experiences acquired 
during the academic year (either part- 
time or, for students on a co-op pro- 
gram, full time) the deadlines for all 
reports are February 1 (for the Fall 
semester) and June 15 (for the Spring 
semester) . 

This, too, is a new guideline. 
As will be noted from the above proto- 
cols, students who did register for Em- 
ployment Program credit for the summer 
of 1986 but failed to keep up with their 
reporting during the summer (under the 
previous guidelines) will have until Octo- 
ber 1 , 1986 to complete and submit all of 
their reports to the Placement Office. 
Students who failed to register for the 
Employment Program for the summer of 
1986 but who worked will, unfortunately, 
not be eligible for credit for that 1986 
employment experience. It is our position 
that we cannot be expected to credit em- 
ployment experiences we have not had 
an opportunity to evaluate in the field. 

Finally, we will note that it has been 
our custom for some years that seniors 
who satisfactorily complete all of their 
program's coursework requirements but 
fail to complete their Employment Pro- 
gram before Commencement will be 
permitted to participate in the graduation 
exercises with their class but will not re- 
ceive their diploma (or have their tran- 
script annotated as a graduate) until the 
Employment Program requirement is 
completed. We expect this practice to 
continue. 

Mr. Craver and his staff in the Place- 
ment Office stand ready to assist any and 
all students in meeting the unique Em- 
ployment Program requirement of DVC. 
You will find them very helpful. 

John C. Mertz 
Dean of 
Academic Affairs 



SPRING BREAK 

Campus representative needed as 
SPRING BREAK trip promoter. Eam a 
free trip to Nassau. Past experience in 
student promotions necessary. Contact 
Nancy DeCarlo at Atkinson & Mullen 
Travel, Inc., 606 E. Baltimore Pike, 
Media, PA 19063. 



TUTORING CENTER OPENS 

The Tutoring Center, located in the 
basement of Segal Hall, is now open to 
students on a drop-in basis. Schedules 
will be distributed soon with time blocks 
for specific subjects. 



STAFF 

Editors in-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Reporters Janice Behman, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Rob Hipszer, 

Kathleen McGough, Cheryl Snyder, 

Brian Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



SPORTS WRAP-UP 

SptRyg 



LITZKES 
SPORTS* BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• In the first week of local football action 
it was: 

C.B. East 13, Arch. Wood 6 
Abington 20, Pennridge 6 
Truman 28, N. Catholic 14 
Neshaminy 24, Egan 14 
Easton 14, Council Rock 
U. Dublin 26, LaSalle 16 
Arch. Kennedy 15, U. Moreland 
Springfield 20, Cheltenham 7 
Bishop McDevitt 31, W. Tennent 
Quakertown 13, Emmaus 13 
Owen J. Roberts 13, Souderton 7 
Lansdale Cath. 21, H-Horsham 
Pennsbury 7, Father Judge 6 

• In Las Vegas, international boxing 
champion Michael Spinks knocked 
down Norwegian challenger Steffen 
Tangstad twice in the 4th round 
(September 6) to retain his title. 

• Meanwhile, undefeated heavyweight 
and soon to be champ, Mike Tyson 
showed devastating punching power 
and stopped Alfonzo Ratliff at 1:41 of 
the 2nd round to set up a WBC title 
shot against champ Trevor Berbick in 
Las Vegas on November 22. 

• After defeating Chris Everett in the 
semi-finals, Helena Sukova went for 
the upset vs. Martina Navratilova in the 
women's final of the U.S. Open but 
Martina proved to be too strong and 
won her 3rd straight U.S. Open Cham- 
pionship. On the men's side, the upsets 
continued as Czechoslavakian Miroslav 
Mecir downed West Germany's Boris 
Becker 4-6, 6-3, 6-4, 3-6, 6-3. #1 
seeded Ivan Lendl, who defeated 
Stefan Edberg to advance to the final, 
met Mecir in the final and proceeded to 
victory in straight sets 6-4, 6-2, 6-0. 

• On the college football scoreboard 
(week 1): 

Alabama 42, Vanderbilt 10 
Auburn 42, Tenn. -Chattanooga 14 
Brigham Young 52, Utah St. 
Oklahoma 38, UCLA 3 
Miami, FL 23, Florida 15 
Penn St. 45, Temple 15 
Nebraska 34, Florida St. 17 

• In other games of interest: 
Juniata 26, Lebanon Valley 
Upsala 25, Kean 12 
Widener 10, Norwich 6 
Delaware St. 30, Boston U. 9 
Delaware 44, Rhode Island 10 

• Associated Press Top 20 (as of Sep- 
tember 7): 1. Oklahoma; 2. Michigan; 



Chorale / Band 

Freshmen, transfers and anyone else 
interested in Chorale and/or Band, the 
two organizations are interested in seeing 
new faces and hearing new talent. Even 
if you never participated in a Chorale or 
Band organization before, come on out 
and have a good time. 

Practice times are Mon. and Wed., 
4:30-5:30 for Chorale and Tues. and 
Thurs., 4:30-5:30 for Band. 



3. Miami, FL; 4. UCLA; 5. Alabama; 
6. Penn St.; 7. Texas A&M; 8. Nebras- 
ka; 9. Ohio St.; 10. Tennessee; 11. 
Florida St.; 12. Baylor; 13. Florida; 
14. Auburn; 15. LSU; 16. (tie) Georgia 
and Washington; 18. Brigham Young; 
19. Arkansas; 20. Michigan St. 

• Paul Sonnert, who became famous 
when he disguised himself as a New 
York Met and went through batting 
practice and outfield practice before 
being chased off of the field by Dodger 
manager Tommy Lasorda during this 
year's All-Star game, has been fined 
$900 for criminal trespassing. Paul is 
also known to have put himself across 
as a friend of Jack Nicholson's and ac- 
cepted his Academy Award for him in 
Nicholson's absence during a recent 
awards program. This man is leading a 
very interesting life. 

• Last Sunday's top passing perfor- 
mances (and there were many): Joe 
Montana, S.F. : 32 of 46 for 356 yds. ; 
Dan Fouts, S.D.: 23 of 35 for 293 
yds.; Marc Wilson, L.A.: 20 of 33 for 
346 yds.; Ken O'Brien, N.Y. Jets: 18 
of 25 for 318 yds.; Jim Kelly, Buf.: 20 
of 33 for 292 yds. ; Ron Jaworski, Phil. : 
23 of 40 for 227 yds. ; Jay Schroeder, 
Wash.: 19 of 38 for 289 yds.; John 
Elway, Den.: 21 of 35 for 239 yds. 
And the top rushers in week *1 would 
have to be: Eric Dickerson, LA. Rams: 
38 carries for 193 yds. and James 
Jones, Det.: 36 carries for 174 yds. 

• Results of week # 1 and schedule for 
week *2: 

Washington 41, Philadelphia 14 
Atlanta 31, New Orleans 10 
Chicago 41, Cleveland 31 
Detroit 13, Minnesota 10 
San Diego 50, Miami 28 
Houston 31, Green Bay 3 
LA. Rams 16, St. Louis 10 
San Francisco 31, Tampa Bay 7 
N.Y. Jets 28, Buffalo 24 
Denver 38, L.A. Raiders 36 
New England 33, Indianapolis 3 
Kansas City 24, Cincinnati 14 
Seattle 30, Pittsburgh 
Dallas 31, N.Y. Giants 28 
Last night: New England vs. N.Y. Jets 
Coming on Sunday: Philadelphia at 
Chicago; Buffalo at Cincinnati; Cleve- 
land at Houston; Dallas at Detroit; 
Green Bay at New Orleans; L.A. Raid- 
ers at Washington; St. Louis at Atlan- 
ta; San Diego at N.Y. Giants; San 
Francisco at L.A. Rams; Minnesota at 
Tampa Bay; Indianapolis at Miami; 
Kansas City at Seattle. 
Monday night: Denver at Pittsburgh 

• As of last Sunday, Mets magic number 
down to 6 and shrinking fast, I'm sorry 
to say for all you Phillies fans, like 
yours truly. Phils are playing well and 
.are looking to finish a strong 2nd and 
looking towards 1987 as well. Early 
prediction (maybe even too early!): 
Look for an east coast World Series 
with Boston and the Mets, but stranger 
things have happened. Last year 1 
picked Toronto and St. Louis so let's 
wait and see. 



Student Store 
Set Hours 



Normal Hour* 

Monday -Friday 8:45 a.m. -4:30 p.m. 

Special Hours are: 
Homecoming - 9/27/86 

9 a.m. -5 p.m. 

Open BEFORE and AFTER 

all football games. 



Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #1: 



Welcome to DVC Sports Trivia! Each 
week there will be a sports quiz question 
and the first right answer drawn will re- 
ceive a coupon for a free Aggie burger, 
french fries and medium Pepsi from the 
Caesar's Snack Bar. If you think you 
have the correct answer to the question, 
put your name and box * with your 
answer on a slip of paper and put it in the 
"Ram Pages Sports Trivia" answer box at 
the end of the lunch counter in the Snack 
Bar. Here's the first question. 



* 



Who Is the only major league player 
to win Most Valuable Player awards 
In both the National and American 
leagues and with what teams? 

The drawing will be done Monday nights. 



Aggies Looking to Volley 
for Position In MAC 

by John Litzke 

Even though it's still early in the Dela- 
ware Valley ladies volleyball pre-season, 
second year coach Barry Fox is pleased 
with what he's seen so far. 

"We just got started practicing but I've 
noticed tremendous improvements in 
the returnees from last season," com- 
mented coach Fox. "The team looks 
very good and has the definite possibility 
of being a playoff contender." 

With the loss of outstanding seniors 
Chris Lefevre and Michele Heffner, a 
DVC volleyball enthusiast might think 
that it'll be tough to fill their shoes. But, 
Coach Fox has the necessary bricks to 
patch up the holes in the DVC volleyball 
fortress. 

Returning to do battle in the tough 
Middle Atlantic Division are Connie 
Hajioannou, Sharon Chapman, Vicki 
Keener, Trish Dollarton, Chris Gerlach 
and Debbie Stackhouse. "I have three 
good setters returning in Connie, Vicki 
and Sharon and Trish and newcomer 
Donna Bradley are good spikers so I'm 
looking for a contending season," com- 
mented Fox. 

New arrivals onto the volleyball squad 
are freshmen Lori Ortiz, Donna Bradley, 
Sue Stoltzer, Victoria Blezejewski and 
juniors Michele Morgan and Demaris 
Montanez. 




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As for the schedule and who's going to 
be rough and tough. Well, Moravian, 
Messiah and Scranton always give a 
good fight and Muhlenberg has a new 
coach so they're expected to be improved. 

A lot of questions will be cleared up 
once the season starts (as they are in 
most cases) but the 1986 Lady Aggies 
volleyball team will be ramming into the 
MAC with all the force they can muster. 
It should be a good one, so come out 
and give them your support. 



Aggie Kickers Looking 
to Turn it Around 

by Brett Hart & John Litzke 

With a final record of four and 16 last 
season, the only way to go is up as the 
Aggies enter the 1986 MAC soccer sea- 
son with a few new faces, new leadership 
and a new attitude. 

"We need a little more working togeth- 
er, but I was very pleased with what I saw 
today," commented coach Simpson fol- 
lowing his team's scrimmage game with 
Philadelphia Bible College. 

This soccer team can't be satisfied with 
a well below .500 record any longer. 
Assuming leadership on the field is soph- 
omore midfielder Dan Rothenheber and 
new goalie Paul Ajemian. "We need to 
move to the bail more, we can't stop like 
we've been doing in the past," exclaimed 
Paul. 

In order for this team to come out of 
1986 with a winning season they must 
work together, they need to take advan- 
tage of the ball when it is in the offensive 
zone and they need to take their time 
and make crisper, more accurate passes. 

Returning to the squad in this turn 
around season are seniors Doug Rum- 
berger. Gerry Saul and Bill Van Nos- 
trand. Alex Simpson and Rich Berger 



return as well along with Dan Rothen- 
heber, Jeff Samsel, John McQuade and 
Ray Schilling. A few new faces which 
were standouts this preseason are Alex 
Williamson, Phil Racobaldo, Jeff Neary, 
Don Nardi and Frank Seidel. 

This team has the potential to be a 
winner and I don't think there is anyone 
on this campus or in the MAC who wants 
to prove it more than they do. 

ATTENTION FRESHMEN 

In the near future all freshmen will be 
contacted by their peer counselors for a 
group meeting. Attendance for these 
meetings is mandatory! 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

'Do/ Vol's hom&away from home" 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain. PA 
348-1968 



Cross Country 1986 



by John Litzke and 
Dr. Bob Berthold 

The DVC Men's and Women's Cross 
Country teams extend an open invitation 
to anyone who might be interested in 
running cross country this fall. Although 
prior running experience is sometimes 
helpful, a significant number of our varsi- 
ty runners began their careers here at 
DVC. 

Both the men's and women's 1985 
teams have lost some key people through 
graduation, and therefore there is a great 
need for new team members to help 
compliment those members returning 
from last year's squads. 



Returning for his 18th year as men's 
coach will be Dr. Bob Berthold and he 
will also be head coach of the women's 
team. There is also the possibility that 
"Doc" Berthold will be assisted when 
possible by track coach Mr. Dick Acker, 
nationally ranked distance runner Miss 
Jan Yerkes and former Aggie and tri- 
athlete Miss Lori DiDinato. 

If you think that you might be in the 
least bit interested in running cross coun- 
try here at DVC, you are urged to report 
to the lobby of the James Work Gym- 
nasium daily between 4 and 4:15 p.m. 
prepared to practice. Please look for and 



introduce yourself to Dr. Berthold when 
you arrive. 

Cross Country coach Bob Berthold 
takes a relatively inexperienced team in- 
to MAC competition although seniors 
Dave Spotts (captain), John Tomson 
(co-captain) and Gary Kampmeyer along 
with Jim Enoch add some MAC know 
how to the '86 squad. 

"I am a perennial pescimist," said 
coach Berthold on his expectations of 
the team. "I'll know more about this 
team once we have our first meet under 
our belt." 

Lack of depth, for both the women's 
and men's teams, is a major concern of 



Berthold but the entire team's attitude 
has been extremely positive and they've 
worked hard the entire preseason The 
perspective of not having a women's 
team this season was there but just about 
all the credit for recruiting runners should 
go to ladies captain, Trish Moorzitz who 
was instrumental in maintaining the 
women's side of the team. 

Look out for Haverford, who is always 
a real test, Susquehanna, Philadelphia 
Pharmacy and Swarthmore. All should 
be tough opponents for DVC this sea- 
son. The official start of the season is 
Saturday, September 13 at home vs. 
Haverford. Good luck to all the runners. 



DVC BLANKS GLASSBORO 

IN CORN LEAGUE 

SCRIMMAGE 

by John Litzke 

Last Friday, DVC traveled in quite a 
bit of a rainstorm to Glassboro to meet 
the Bulldogs in the first scrimmage of the 
1986 season for both clubs. But even 
though it was preseason, some heavy 
hitting was going on. 

The defense was superb as they scored 
two of the three DVC touchdowns and 
kept a tight blanket on the Glassboro of- 
fense throughout the entire game enroute 
to a 20-0 exhibition victory. 

The scoring began in quarter number 
one when Glassboro dropped back to 
punt on fourth down, the punt was 
blocked by an unknown DVC player, 
Steve Clark scooped up the loose ball 
and bolted 19 yards for the score. 
Freshman place kicker John Fox added 
the extra point for a 7-0 lead. 

The Glassboro offense was as predict- 
able as soggy cornflakes in the morning. 
In their following series they passed, 
passed, passed and punted and many of 
their series' looked this way. (For the 
game: 11 of 30 passing for 78 yards.) 
Then, after the punt, on some very tough 
running by junior tailback Jimmy Wilson 
(13 carries, 58 yards, 4.5 avg.) and se- 
nior fullback Joe Bello (6 carries, 34 
yards, 5.6 avg.) the DVC offense went 
50 yards on 10 plays and was capped by 



a one-yard touchdown burst by Jimmy 
Wilson and the missed extra point made 
it 13-0. 

With prospective starting quarterback 
Walt Kobryznski sidelined with an injury, 
junior Andy Hower was given the start- 
ing nod and he did a fine job as did his 
backup Clay Butterworth and Rod Kwait- 
kowski, although all total, the DVC quar- 
terbacks completed only two of 19 passes 
for 26 yards and one interception. 

The "D" came through for the final 
touchdown when, with Glassboro pinned 
inside their own six-yard line, quarter- 
back Larry Louis faded back to pass, was 
flushed out of the pocket and retreated 
into his own endzone. There he was im- 
mediately crushed by senior linebackers 
Greg Currie and Vince Bedesem and the 
ball popped loose and was pounced on 
by a host of players. Sophomore end 
Seamus McGIone came up with it for the 
touchdown and the ensuing extra point 
made it 20-0 and that's the way it ended . 

I guess the scrimmage answered a lot 
of questions in the mind of coach Wilson 
and with the outstanding play of the first 
team offense and defense, the team looks 
prepared for opening day. 

Speaking of opening day, it's this Sat- 
urday, September 13 when the team 
travels to Gettyburg to meet head coach 
Barry Streeter's Centennial League 
Champion Gettysburg Bullets. The home 
opener will be the following week, Sep- 
tember 20 when DVC will face Albright. 



DVC FIELD HOCKEY: 
Working Together to Win 

by John Litzke 

The division known as the Middle At- 
lantic Conference is a veritable forest of 
hockey talent. Awaiting cautiously behind 
each tree, ready to strike, are powers like 
Drew (MAC champions), Scranton and 
Wilkes. But armed with axes and the 
instruments of their game, the DVC 
women's field hockey team will chop 
their way through the MAC forest and 
come out on top. 

In her debut season, head coach Pam 
Spotts leads a strong, disciplined and 
hard working squad onto the field. Pam 
is a former MAC field hockey player her- 
self, playing four years at Messiah. She 
had been working for the last two years 
as Carlisle High School's hockey coach 
and when asked if her switch from high 
school coaching to college coaching was 
a tough change she replied, "It really 
hasn't been a tough change at all. Every- 
body is working together and they are all 
very open and willing to work hard." 

The ladies are looking to improve upon 
their 1985 record of 6-5-1 and paving 
the way into the season is senior and 
captain Tina Drey. Tina is a link which, 
in hockey terms, means she is the go- 
between or link as the team converts 
from offense to defense and vice versa. 
"Tina is a very strong player with a good, 
reliable stick," commented coach Spotts. 

Joining Tina is a lot of experience and 
pure hockey smarts as returning to the 
1966 squad are goalie Lynn Schumacher, 
Jackie Heflich, Dee Pisauro, Deb Masculli, 



Stacy Hoover, Colleen Callahan, Lisa 
Long and Beth Kan. 

Returning to the team after a single 
season layoff is Randi Kunkel, whose 
hard play and athletic ability are only 
going to make the team better, Bonnie 
David, who will give more help to the 
line and halfback Tracy Marshall. 

Coach Spotts welcomes Karen Ryn- 
kowski and Becky Smith to the 1986 
team . "Karen's strengths are in the open 
field and she has a good working knowl- 
edge of the game and Becky is a very 
good goalie and the goalie of the future. 

"I'm looking for a very competitive 
team this season, at least .500," said 
coach Spotts. The one possible disad- 
vantage to the squad is that the team isn't 
very large and not being able to have 
inter-squad scrimmages during practice 
sessions could hurt the ladies' chances as 
the season wears on. The problem of 
substitutions could also come into play. 

"I'd like for this team to become more 
of a finesse team with good hockey 
sense, not just a power hockey team 
they've been in the past," concluded 
Spotts. 

The main strength of the 1986 women's 
field hockey team is their "working to- 
getherness" and combined with hard 
work and the determination to make it 
through the MAC forest, only the best 
can be foretold. 

The hockey team opens the 1986 
campaign with consecutive away games, 
September 11 vs. Gwynedd-Mercy and 
September 19 vs. Muhlenberg. They 
open for the first time at home on Sep- 
tember 22 vs. lmmaculata. Come out 
and give them your support. 



MAXWELL FOOTBALL CLUB 

FAD 

FIGHT AGAINST DRUGS 



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F.A.D. 

They're Out to Get You! 

by John Litzke 

The problem of drugs has now spread 
from coast to' coast and the time is now 
for us to combat a problem that is fast 
becoming a national tragedy. 

Just recently, the Maxwell Football 
Club of Philadelphia decided to take a 
stand in the fight against drugs. With the 
help of major companies such as Smith- 
Kline, French Laboratories, KYW-TV 3. 
NIKE and concerned coaches, trainers 
and citizens, F.A.D. hopes to succeed in 
the war against drug tenorists and drug 
abuse. FAD., Footballers Against Drugs, 
will emphasize drug education among 
college, high school and junior high 
school and youth league athletes. 

Leading the anti-terrorist force is our 
own head football coach Mr. Al Wilson 
whose concepts and ideas are the back 
bone of this fight. Mr. Wilson is Vice 
President of Drug Education for the Max 
well Club and Chairman of the Maxwell 
Football Club F.A.D. program. 

"DVC is proud to become the flagship 
of this program," said Wilson. "Because 
of our outstanding sports medicine situa- 
tion at the college and because of the 
previous support given to sports medi- 
cine by the Maxwell Club, the FAD. 
seminar (which occurred on June 6 and 
attracted thousands of young people 
from all over the Delaware Valley) pro- 
vides the perfect setting to launch the 
FAD. program." 

If Wilson's long range plans develop to 
their fullest potential, the Maxwell Club's 
fight against drugs through FAD. will 
evolve into Families Against Drugs. 
When that happens, FAD. will truely 
become a "way of life" according to 
Wilson. 

"It's an educational process," he ex- 
plained. "It's starting out on the collegiate 
level and will spread to high schools, 
junior highs and youth leagues. I tend to 
believe that people have to be emotion- 
ally involved to work at something and if 
we can get enough football people in- 
volved I think entire families will even- 
tually get involved. The initial response 
to FAD. has been tremendous," said 



Wilson. Already Widener, West Chester, 
Villanova, Cheyney, Temple, Ursinus, 
Glassboro, Swarthmore and the Univer- 
sity of Pennsylvania have joined the 
F.A.D. team. 

"Through a unified effort, this is only 
the beginning," said Wilson. "In addition 
to the colleges and universities that have 
already joined, suburban high schools 
such as C.B. West, Neshaminy and Wis- 
sahickon as well as teams from the Public 
League, Catholic League and Inter- Ac 
League have become members of the 
F.A.D. team." 




Coach Al Wilson, coordinator of FAD., needs 
your support 



F.A.D. is a powerful weapon. FAD. 
is prevention. F.A.D. is drug education. 
Time has expired. It's all over the news- 
papers. Tragedy because of CRACK, al- 
cohol, marijuana, cocaine and heroin as 
well as others. Together we can outnum- 
ber the enemy and together we can win! 
GET INVOLVED TODAY! JOIN THE 
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AGGIES vs. PENN STATE 

On the soccer field, the Aggies came 
back from a 4-1 deficit to tie Penn State in 
a body beating style of soccer. Scoring 
goals for DVC were Bill Van Nostrand, 
Frank Seidel, Jeff Neary and Alex Simp- 
son with the clincher in the second half. 

It looks as if the Aggies aren't going to 
put up with being pushed around any- 
more. The explosive offensive led by Alex 
Simpson and Phil Racobaldo showed 
Penn State they meant business. 

"I'm very satisfied with what 1 saw 
today and I hope it continues," said coach 
Simpson. 

With a very tough schedule including 
teams such as Swarthmore, Drew and 
Widener, this team will have to work 
hard, and we all wish them the best of 
luck. 





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Vol. XXI. No. 3 

Friday, September 19, 1986 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print." 



Students Complete with 
Professional Florists 

by Dr. John Martin 

Thirteen students enrolled in the Col- 
lege's Advanced Floral Design course 
will complete head-to-head with profes- 
sional retail florists at the Philadelphia 
Design School and Trade Fair sponsored 
by F.T.D. District 3-B. It was Delaware 
Valley College, four years ago, who peti- 
tioned F.T.D. to allow students to com- 
pete in the design contests. Since that 
time, Del Val has consistently participated 
and has beat out the professionals on oc- 
casion. The contests will be held Septem- 
ber 21st and 22nd this year at the Valley 
Forge Convention and Exhibit Center in 
King of Prussia, Pa. 

Our students will be competing in three 
different design contests this year. Del 
Val entries will, in fact, comprise ten per- 
cent of entries this year, an all-time high 
for student participation. Students will be 
vying with the professionals for $900.00 
in prize money. The six teams competing 
and their contest categories are as follows: 
Table Decorating Category Team # 1 

Valerie Ingling 

Julie Myers 

Deborah Pomroy 

Table Decorating Category Team *2 

Judy Henry 

Nina Wommack 

Fireplace / Mantel Category Team # 1 

Patricia Duffy 

Wendy Raubenheimer 

Fireplace /Mantel Category Team *2 

Brad Bewley 

Stephen Ercolino 

Door Decorating Category Team # l 

Mary Loeffler 

Bob LaBold 

Door Decorating Category Team *2 

Paul Quattrocchi 

Vickie Pierce 
The Philadelphia Design School and 
Trade Fair is one of the largest such in- 
dustry events on the east coast. It attracts 
hundreds of professional florists from 
Pennsylvania, New Jersey. Delaware. 
Maryland, New York, and beyond. 
F.T.D. is the oldest and largest Rowers 
by Wire service in the world, and District 
3-B is one of its most active units. For 
years, the district has assisted our students 
with its scholarship program and has 
vigorously supported florist education. 

Thanks to Counselors 

The Counseling Department would 
like to thank those peer counselors who 
showed up for the 8 a.m. meeting on 
September 10. The peer counselors are: 
John Stierly, Christine Schultz, Greg 
Christiansen, Bob Solly, Doug Hamann, 
John Boyd, Barbara Schwarz, Ray De- 
laney, Wendy Unger, William DeMarco, 
Joanna Toenniessen, David Handler, 
David Welsh, Gary Apgar, Jodi Brough, 
Carmen Zaffarano, Rick Dietrick, Joe 
Marano, Gerhard Wubbels, Greg Strait, 
Carl Schuchardt, Lisa fWdane, Leo 
Reaver, Annmarie Whitesell, Doug 
Kauffman and Jim Whitfield. Weekly 
and semester schedules are available in 
the Tutoring Center for student use. 



THE DVC ARBORETUM 

Design the Logo Contest 

While many recognize the beauty of 
Delaware Valley College's grounds, few 
realize that the College's central 50-acre 
campus portion is a bona fide arboretum 
and an institutional member of the Ameri- 
can Association of Botanical Gardens 
and Arboreta (A.A.B.G.A.). The arbore- 
tum was started many years ago as a tri- 
bute to naturalist Henry Schmieder, a 
long time DVC professor. It has grown in 
holdings and stature under the leadership 
of Mr. David Benner and most recently 
Mr. Frederick Ray. The Delaware Valley 
College Arboretum under Mr. Ray has 
experienced its most rapid development 
and has obtained national recognition. 

Like any progressive organization, our 
arboretum needs a unique symbol or logo 
to add extra impact on publications, sta- 
tionery, signage, etc. We need an excit- 
ing symbol for our beautiful campus and 
we need your help in creating it by enter- 
ing the Design the Logo Contest. Any 
member of the Delaware Valley College 
family (students, faculty, staff, or alumni) 
can enter. 

The rules are simple: 

1. The symbol or logo must capture the 
essence and excitement of our campus 
arboretum. 

2. The logo may be separate from or a 
part of the name Delaware Valley College 
Arboretum. 

3. The design must be rendered on a 9 x 
12 inch white vellum paper (paper is avail- 
able in the main OH. office located at 
the campus greenhouses) . 

4. The lettering and art work must be 
done in waterproof black india ink and 
be camera ready. 

5. The overall size of lettering and art 
work should be exactly twice the size of 
the finished logo. 



6. No more than two entries per person 
will be accepted. 

7. All entries become the property of Del- 
aware Valley College. While we will try 
to return non-winning entries, we cannot 
assume responsibility for any not returned. 

8. The judges' decision is final, and 
should no entry be found acceptable no 
cash prize will be awarded. 

9. All entries must be received by OCTO- 
BER 17th, 1986 to be eligible (entry 
forms are available from the main O.H. 
office located at the campus greenhouses). 

Immortalize yourself as the creator of 
Delaware Valley College Arboretum's 
first logo and win valuable prizes to boot. 
The winning logo designer will be award- 
ed either $50.00 in cash or a plant ma- 
terial selection valued at over $100.00. 
Runners-up will also receive valuable gift 
plants. All prizes winning designs will be 
printed in an upcoming issue of Ram 
Pages, 

Design the Logo Contest 
Entry Form 

(Please attach to logo entry) 

Name: 



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SUPERSTARS 

The faB Superstars games were off 
and running, sometimes stumbling, Sun- 
day afternoon on the field hockey field. 
Events included a sack race, dizzy bat 
race, flipper race, wheel barrel race, 
balloon race, mattress race, and a splash- 
down finale with a waterballoon toss. 
The top four teams were awarded cash 
prizes. They are as follows: 

First Place: 

Dave Spotts, Amy Ruth, Tina Drey, 

Greg Christiansen, Doug Rumberger, 

and Trish Moorzitz. 

Second Place: 

Connie Hajioannou, Tracy Marshall, 

Sharon Chapman, "Hardy", Ed Swap, 

and Jim Enoch 

Third Place: 

Kathy Lunova, Emily Canon, 

Joan Comly, Tom Await, 

Dan Rothenberger, and Mark Brinsky 

Fourth Place: 

Lori Oritz, Jeff Boob, Ty McSherry, 

Scott Mallardi, Joel! Pursel, 

and Lori Middour 

Thanks to all who participated! If there 

are any comments or suggestions for 

next year, drop them in Box 515. We'll 

be looking for you in spring! 



PUB NIGHT: 
DVCS THURSDAY NIGHT 

ALTERNATIVE 

by Ann Whitesell 

It was one of those exciting nights out 
on the DVC campus. Yes, it's Pub Night! 
For all you newcomers. Pub Night was 
established as an outlet for the "Thurs- 
day Night Party Scene." It is held twice a 
month in Caesar's Pub, and is sponsored 
each time by a club and /or Student Gov- 
ernment. Honestly, it's a great place to 
go out dancing and to socialize. 

Last week's Pub Night was a prime ex- 
ample. Phil was tending bar with a bunch 
of smiling business majors. (This was a 
non-alcoholic bar, of course.) The D.J. 
was going strong and the party was kick- 
ing hard at 10:30 p.m. The pub scene 
this year looks promising, but we need 
everyone to make it a really good time. 
So, everybody, "Let's get into the groove." 

October 1, 1986 October 1. 1986 
DEADLINE!! 
For all employment time sheets 
and reports of work prior to August 
31, 1986. Turn in all papers and 
reports to the Placement Office 1st 
floor Miller Hall 




DVC Welcomes New 
Dairy Superintendent 

by Missy Brangan 

On July 1st, Paul Knight was named 
the new superintendent of the Del Val 
Dairy. Paul, his wife Jean, and daughter 
Christi are originally from Woodbine 
farms in Airville, Pa. Woodbine farms is 
internationally known for the famous Hol- 
stein cow Northcroft Ella Elevation. 

Paul receives his degree in Dairy Sci- 
ence from Penn State. After spending 
several years working on his home farm, 
he decided to take the job at Del Val. His 
favorite part of the job is working with the 
students. He also says that he's learned a 
lot since coming to DVC. 

So far, he's helped bring the rolling 
herd average of 20,000/Ibs. of milk, and 
he has helped Mr. Morris with the feed 
program. Plans for the future include im- 
proving the present facility and bringing 
the herd average up even higher. 

So, if you haven't met Paul, stop down 
to the dairy for a visit. 




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This Week on 
Campus * 

by Judy Henry 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 ^ 

Football (H) vs. Albright 
Cross Country (H) vs. WWtes/Kings 
Softball (A) vs. Drew ^ 

JAZZ CONCERT 

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 

Judy's Birthday! * 

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 

Field Hockey (H) vs. Immaculata, 

4 p.m. ^ 

TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 23 

Caricature artist, S C , 11 a.m. -3 p.m 

VoBeybatl (H) vs. Spring Garden. * 

7 p.m. 

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 

Comedy Show, Murph, A.P.R. 
Softball (H) vs. MuWenburg. 3:30 p.m 
' I RSDA^ M PTI MBI > . + 

Field Hockey (A) vs. Moravian 
Vofleyball (A) vs Moravian 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 * 

PEP RALLY, S.C., 7:30 p.m 
HOMECOMWG WEEKEND, parrying 

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DVC Senior Division 
Debuts 

The DVC Senior Division became a 
reality this week as 18 retired men and 
women met to learn more about the pro- 
gram and to choose courses to offer to 
the senior community this fall semester. 

The seminars— taught by retired per- 
sons, for retired persons— will meet one 
day a week from 10 a.m. until noon. 
This initial semester will start the first of 
Oct. and will continue through the se- 
cond week in Dec. 

Joseph Simmons, Chalfont, will lead 
a course on Public Speaking on Wed., 
Oct. 1. 

Edward P. Anderson, who initiated 
the Bucks County program on the pat- 
tern of a similar project at Harvard Uni- 
versity, will direct a seminar on Thought 
Forces That Shaped the 20th Cen- 
tury on Thurs., Oct. 2. This is a course 
that he led for 15 semesters in the Har- 
vard Institute for Learning in Retirement. 

The fourth seminar will begin later 
than the others. John Shukz of Plum- 
steadville will direct Computers and 
You on Fri., starting Oct. 17. 

The Senior Division participants will 
choose their own courses, teach their 
own courses and only senior (retired) 
persons will attend the courses. They'll 
meet in the DVC Student Center and 
register through DVC's Continuing Edu- 
cation Division. There is a $25 charge for 
registration for the fall semester for each 
participant. A library card for the college 
facility is included in this fee, and partici- 
pants may join any seminars offered by 
the Senior Division this semester. 

For further information, or to register 
for one or more of the seminars, please 
contact Dr. Gerald Handler, Director of 
Continuing Education (Senior Division) 
at 345-1500, ext. 2219. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

/Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



Student Store Set Hours 

Normal Hours are: 

Monday Friday 8:45 a.m. -4:30 p.m. 

Special Hours are: 
Homecoming - 9/27/86 

9 a.m. -5 p.m. 

Open BEFORE and AFTER 
all football games. 

Dear Editors, 

Dear Editors, 

A serious problem is taking place on 
DVC's campus: "The laundry room." 
The machines are always overloaded. 
I'm talking about no machines available 
until 11 p.m. at night. The other problem 
is the cleanliness, or lack of it, down in 
the Segal laundry room. The most im- 
portant problem is the people who use 
these machines. I must clean out the 
machine before I put my clothes in it 
because the person before hand leaves 
hay, dirt or other pieces of garbage in the 
washer. I know this is an "ag" school, but 
I didn't know this meant that we all had 
to be farmers. Finally, if you take my 
clothes out, make sure the surface you 
put my clean clothes on is also clean. 

Fed Up With Dirty Laundry 



Guides Needed for 
Children's Farm Tours 

The Farm Tours for elementary school 
children will start the week of September 
29th this fall. Schedules are now being 
filled with reservations from area schools 
for the one-hour Del Val student-led tours 
of the Dairy and Farm # 3. 

These tours, planned through the Of- 
fice of Public Information, require coop- 
eration from YOU, the students. A very 
special form of community outreach, the 
tours bring over a thousand children and 
their teachers and parents to the campus 
each year. The visits are informally-led, 
with the guides relying on the animals 
themselves to provide the fun! Short, 
simple explanations add to the interest, 
sometimes coordinating with classroom 
"studies" on nutrition, farm products, or 
social studies. 

This semester, the tours are scheduled 
for Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday 
mornings, 10:00-11:00, and Tuesday 
and Wednesday afternoons, 12:45- 1 :45. 
Tour guides will be paid for each touf 
they lead. 

If you like to spend time with young 
children, if you are interested in talking 
about the dairy and farm programs at 
your college, and if you can find time in 
your schedule for one or more tours, 
contact the Office of Public Information 
immediately. 

We need your help to make the farm 
tours this fall as successful as they have 
been in the past. Particular assistance is 
needed for the morning tour times. 

DVC Blankets Philadelphia 
With Beauty 

by Dr. John Martin 

March may seem ages from now. but 
for the over 40 students working on 
DVC's 1987 Philadelphia Flower Show 
exhibit, "Blankets of Beauty," March is 
ominously close. Planning for the exhibit 
has been underway since March 1986 
and is reaching a frenzied pace as we 
enter fall. The overall theme of the 1987 
show is "The Way We Were, Gardens of 
our Past." As in past years, the college's 
exhibit will be an educational one which 
does not closely follow the general 
theme. "Blankets of Beauty" will demon- 
strate the use of groundcovers to solve 
practical landscaping problems. All sorts 
of groundcovers will be featured, espe- 
cially those which are not well known to 
most gardeners but which are reliable for 
use in this area. 

The plan for the exhibit, which is still 
being fine tuned, calls for a shady, sunny 
and wet area. A stone path will meander 
through a woodland area where a brook 
gently flows under a small bridge. The 
path then climbs' up stone steps to a sun- 
nier, more elevated area of the exhibit. 
Clear labeling and signs will guide visi- 
tors, explain and demonstrate the useful- 
ness of groundcovers in a variety of com- 
mon garden situations. 

If you have any suggestions or com- 
ments about the exhibits or wish to help 
by donating plant material, expertise, 
etc., everyone working on the exhibit 
would love to hear from you. Come 
spring, as always, we hope to see you at 
the show. 







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Dear Editors, 

Dear Editors, 

"Dealing with the work load at DVC is 
too hard on the students." If that's your 
opinion, then read on: 

Last week in a Production class, mostly 
consisting of juniors, a student asked if 
the textbook could be used during exams 
to find formulae for problems. The pro- 
fessor answered, "No, because it is part 
of the learning process to learn a few 
basic formulas." Then another student 
remarked, "You mean you aren't going 
to give us any breaks?" 

Statements like this should never be 
heard in a college classroom, but they 
are, and they're getting worse. 

Who goes to college to get a break 
anyway? I have been here for two and a 
half years and I have never complained 
about the work. In fact, this college is 
easier on its students than my high school 
was. 

I have to work two jobs during the 
summers and at least 40 hours per week 
during the school year to attend DVC. I 
don't live on campus, so I have to keep a 
car on the road, put food on my table 
and keep up with my bills. Last week I 
had to go without food for two days and 
got four hours of sleep a day because my 
car needed repairs and bills were due. 
But I get by just fine. And I'm not com- 
plaining, because it will make what I 
achieve even more valuable. 

Go out into the world and see how 
easy the professors are on us. compared 
to what a boss would be like. Ask your 
boss for a break and you will get one: a 
permanent one. 

It's time we stop dreaming of the 
"search for the eternal buzz" (which has 
largely become a popular slogan on this 
campus), and start searching for our 
futures. 

Year after year we get older and then 
suddenly we are on our own . When do 
we realize that? It's your life now. No one 
will give you a break; it's up to you! 

Name withheld 




WHArS UP? 

by Cheryl Snyder 

If you still have bare walls in your 
room or if you need some more ex- 
citement in your life, then do not miss 
"Murph," the physical comedian or 
Gene Mater's cartoon portraits. 

Gene Mater will be available to draw a 
unique, personalized caricature of you 
on Tuesday, September 23 from 11 
a.m. to 3 p.m. in Caesar's Pub. Then, 
on Wednesday, September 24 at 8 p.m. 
in the Student Center All-Purpose 
Room. Murph will appear and proceed 
to thrill you beyond belief. His fast-paced 
production includes such feats as juggling 
and mime as well as stand-up comedy. 
His performing career has taken him not 
only throughout the U.S. but also the 
world t o such places as Amsterdam, 
where he entertained at the International 
Festival of Fools. However, his career 
also includes teaching performers. He 
was an instructor for Ringling Brothers, 
Barnum and Bailey Clown College from 
1981 to 1983. Fortunately for us. Murph 
fits vists to colleges into his performing 
schedule. He has entertained students at 
numerous colleges including Villanova. 
Dickenson and Bloomsburg. Now he is 
headed to DVC, so make sure you catch 
his act. 

Both events are being sponsored by 
the Student Government. 




Answer to last week's 
Collegiate Crossword. 



A man and his cat: Mr. Rellis holds Frisky. 
Photo /M. O'Neill 

Mr. Rellis' Baby 
Raised in Greenhouse 

by Melanie O'Neill 

Who has attended more freshman 
English classes in the old greenhouse 
classroom than any freshman ever did? 
Well, let me give you a hint: He's cross- 
eyed and quite overweight, he runs the 
greenhouse personnel with a firm paw 
and meows as if someone were playing 
his diaphragm like the bagpipes. Right, 
you guessed it — Frisky. He is one of 
DVC's more reclusive personalities but if 
you visit the greenhouse you will almost 
assuredly run into him. 

Mr. Rellis told me Frisky came to DVC 
seventeen years ago, almost by accident. 
He was in a maintenance man's truck 
and got out when it stopped at the green- 



house. When the truck pulled away. 
Frisky wasn't in it. He didn't mind and 
has lived happily ever after at the green- 
house. He's never wandered far. on oc- 
casion bringing back a mouse or a bird to 
show his expertise and usefulness Hunt 
ing isn't how he developed his bulk 
though, he got that by conning every- 
body who walked in the greenhouse into 
feeding him! 

By the way, I call Frisky "he" purely 
for grammatical reasons Mr. Rellis 
doesn't know his gender, and I (even be- 
ing a bio major) couldn't muster the in- 
discretion to look. 

I first met Frisky in my English I class. 
He attended with more regularity than I 
did. He would sunbathe on the desk in 
front of me and get up to leave via the 
door, or window whenever he felt like it. 
Since then I had only seen him occasion- 
ally until this past summer when 1 worked 
Security third shift. Every morning at 2 
he would start meowing as soon as he 
heard me walking out of the Ag building, 
until I opened the door. Then, with com- 
plete feline coolness he would make me 
hold the door open for five minutes until 
he decided to come in. Next he would 
sucker me into feeding him even if his 
bowl was full. 

At six in the morning he would want to 
go back out, or at least he would fake it. 
He'd go through one door and sit in the 
entrance until I'd yell at him that I didn't 
have time to fool around and he'd decide 
to go back in. 

At the end of the summer I was begin- 
ning to worry about old Frisky. He was 
looking haggardly, always laying around 
and appeared to be losing some weight. 
But he's fine now, so I guess another one 
of his nine lives kicked in. 



SPORTS WRAP-UP 

^1*2- Up 



LITZKES 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• In a series that, meant absolutely noth- 
ing to the Philadelphia Phillies, they 
played with intensity and determina- 
tion and swept the Mets taking three 
straight from the eventual National 
League East champions and booted 
them out of Philadelphia never to be 
heard from again in '86. And it's a 
good thing too. The Phils will finish a 
strong second in '86 and will have 
something to say about a National 
League East Pennant in '87. Congrat- 
ulations to Von Hayes & Mike Schmidt 
on a fabulous weekend. 

After the thrashing they got from Penn 
State last week. Temple did some 
thrashing of their own last Sat. as 
Heisman candidate Paul Palmer ran 
for 175 yards on 20 carries lifting Tem- 
ple to a 49-17 romp over Western 
Michigan. In other games last Sat. it 
was: 

Michigan 24, Notre Dame 23 
USC 31, Illinois 16 
LSU 35, Texas A&M 17 
Washington 40. Ohio St. 7 
Arkansas 21, Mississippi 
Pittsburgh 14, N.C. St. 14 
Alabama 31, S. Mississippi 17 
Georgia 31, Duke 7 
Miami, FL 61, Texas Tech. 11 
Arizona St. 20, Michigan St. 17 

In games of interest it was: 
Widener 3, Moravian 
Randolph-Macon 41, Swarthmore 13 
Albright 17. W. Maryland 
Juniata 21, Franklin & Marshall 11 
Washington & Jefferson 27, Catholic 
Wilkes 32, Lebanon Valley 
Susquehanna 17, Muhlenberg 7 
Lycoming 24, Lock Haven 21 
New Hampshire 28. Delaware 21 

• What can you say about Brigham 
Young University and outstanding 
quarterbacks. The two are synony- 
mous. Marc Wilson, Jim McMahon, 
Robbie Bosco and the latest is a guy by 
the name of Steve Lindsley, who last 
weekend, was 28 of 40 for 361 yards 
and 3 touchdowns in Brigham Young's 
31-30 victory over New Mexico. 

• I've heard from a very reliable source 
that the Philadelphia Public League 
football season may have to be can- 
celed due to the city's lack of an in- 
surance policy towards Public League 
football. I'll keep you updated on this 
situation. 

• In local high school football action this 
past weekend it was: 

Ridley 26, St. James 7 
Pennsbury 35, Wilson-West Lawn 7 
W. Tennent 14, Hatboro-Horsham 7 
Pennridge 20, Upper Perkiomen 
Methacton 17, Upper Dublin 14 
Lower Moreland 27, Bristol 8 
C.B. West 3, Downingtown 
Plymouth -Whitemarsh 6, Norristown 6 
Neshaminy 17, Upper Merion 6 
C.B. East 14, Council Rock 7 



• In Catholic League football last Fri. and 
Sat. it was: 

Father Judge 35, LaSalle 7 
Penn Wood 33, Marple-Newton 8 
Lansdale Catholic 14, Quakertown 7 
Glen Mills 13, Dougherty 6 
Wood 14, Ryan 
N. Catholic 3, Kenrick 

• And finally, in the NFL's week two, it 
was: 

Seattle 23, Kansas City 17 
Minnesota 23, Tampa Bay 10 
Miami 30, Indianapolis 10 

L.A. Rams 16, San Francisco 13 
New Orleans 24, Green Bay 10 
Cincinnati 36, Buffalo 33 OT 
NY. Giants 20, San Diego 7 
Atlanta 33, St. Louis 13 
Cleveland 23, Houston 20 
Dallas 31, Detroit 7 
Washington 10, L.A. Raiders 6 
Chicago 13, Philadelphia 10 OT 

• On Mon. night it was: 
Denver 21, Pittsburgh 10 

• Last night it was: 
Cleveland vs. Cincinnati 

• Sun. week three it will be: 
Denver at Philadelphia 
Atlanta at Dallas 

L.A. Rams at Indianapolis 

Miami at N.Y. Jets 

Pittsburgh at Minnesota 

St. Louis at Buffalo 

Seattle at New England 

Tampa Bay at Detroit 

Houston at Kansas City 

New Orleans at San Francisco 

N.Y. Giants at L.A. Raiders 

Washington at San Diego 

Mon. night: Chicago at Green Bay 

• Final notes: San Francisco quarterback 
could be out for the season and maybe 
permanently due to a severe back in- 
jury suffered last week. The romp of 
the week goes to Division I-AA Boise 
St. as they destroyed Humboldt St. last 
weekend 74-0. 

On the Soccer Front 

by Brett Hart 

This week the DVC Aggies faced two 
tough opponents and came up short. On 
Tuesday they faced Wilkes and lost a 
battle 2-0. On Saturday the Aggies faced 
a good Allentown team. The Aggies 
dominated the first and most of the sec- 
ond half but Allentown caught DVC with 
its defense down and scored in the last 
few minutes, the final score was 1-0. . 

Next week the Aggies face Swarthmore 
and a tough MAC opponent, Drew. 
Both games are away and the DVC kick- 
ers need your support! 

Campus Films 

by Bruce D. Bailey 

Campus Films would like to welcome 
everyone back for the fall semester. We 
hope you will all come and enjoy the 
films scheduled to be shown every other 
Tuesday and Wednesday nights. We 
apologize for the lack of interest shown in 
the two most recent viewings. We sched- 
uled lower rated pictures because we 
assumed there would be few people on 
campus and those who would be here 
over the holiday would be spending time 
getting to know people again. Movies to 
be shown this semester are: Wildcats, 
The Big Chill, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, 
Children of the Corn, Back to the Fu- 
ture, Somewhere in Time, Star Man and 
Target. 

Hope to see you at the movies!! 



DVC UPENDED IN 
SEASON OPENER 

by John Litzke 

It wasn't a good opener for DVC in 
their matchup against defending Centen- 
nial League Champion Gettysburg. 

DVC kept it close at half trailing only 
6-0. But the Bullets, behind quarterback 
John Bongo who passed for 107 yards 
and two touchdowns, compiled 24 sec- 
ond half points while holding DVC score- 
less and went onto a 36-0 shutout of 
DVC. 



Alexander); Mihalick 32-yard field goal; 
Bongo 23-yard pass to Nick Trainer 
(Mihalick kick); Oxley 15-yard fumble 
recovery for a score (kick failed) . Fourth 
Quarter: Wolfe 7-yard run (kick failed). 
DVC will return to the friendly con- 
fines of James Work Memorial Stadium 
tomorrow as they will face the Lions of 
Albright College whom they were very 
successful against last season. Like an 
Academy Award winner who finds him 
or herself in another outstanding position 
to make a great picture, we at DVC hope 
that our success will carry on against 
Albright this weekend. Let's win this one. 




The offensive backfield is an integral part of the success of DVC football '86 

"We just have to put this game out of 
our minds and get back to the basics," 
commented Coach Wilson. The team 
must retain their composure and their 
confidence after such a one-sided game 
and continue to incorporate more of the 
fundamentals into their football scheme. 

The stats from Saturday's game were 
as one-sided as the score with DVC 
committing five turnovers and collecting 
the identical number of first downs and 
that's just not DVC football as we know it 
can be. 

The Gettysburg scoring went this way 
—First Quarter: Bongo 54-yard pass to 
Howard Alexander (kick failed). Third 
Quarter: Flynn 11-yard run (Bongo to 




. . . and two of the three key parts of the Aggie 
backfield are senior fullback Joe Bella (33) and 
junior halfback Jim Wilson (44). 



Sports Quiz 

QUESTION *2: 



Who is the only player to appear 
In Major League Baseball's All-Star 
Game with four different teams? 

(Hint: He's a pitcher and still active.) 



* 



Drawing will be done Monday nights 
at 7 p.m. You have a week to answer 
each week's question. Please wait until 
after each Monday night's drawing to 
submit the next week's question. 



What About a Change: 
Aggies to Rams? 

Dear Editors, 

We feel that changes are good for this 
school, but let's not get carried away. 
Our nickname should remain as "DVC 
Aggies." 

This is an agricultural school. Look 
around. There are farms, fields, orchards 
and A- Day (Agricultural Day). 

Our business department is growing, 
but that does not take away from the ag- 
ricultural aspect of the college. 

If a person wants to major in business, 
but does not want to be called an "Ag 
gie," they can go to another college. 

Our school was built for agricultural 
purposes and is one of the best in the 
United States today. We are proud of 
this background and proud to be called 
"DVC Aggies!" 

Submitted by, 

an Animal Husbandry major, 
a Biology major, AND 
a Business major 



Dear Animal Husbandry, Biology & 
Business majors, 

Thank you for your letter. The school 
has been known as the Aggies for quite 
some time now, possibly 100 years or 
more and I think, as well as 150 and 
more people think, that it is time for a 
change. You are correct, the school is 
becoming more business and computer 
oriented. A change from Aggies to Rams 
would not take away from the agricultural 
aspect or reputation of the school, how- 
ever, a ram is an agricultural beast, our 
newspaper is called Ram Pages and our 
mascot is a sheep with very large conical 
shaped horns. 

The purpose of the petition is to see 
what our peers think . . . and if enough 
signatures are collected then I will submit 
it to the administration. The president is 
leaving after this year; the "Old Guard" is 
changing, and it could be time for a new 
mascot. 

If you have a view of this matter, your 
letters are very welcome. Submit them to 
John Litzke, Box 951. 



From the Counseling Department: 

The Ability to Concentrate 

Stated in simple terms, concentration 
is thinking. And during our waking hours 
we are, with varying degrees of intensity, 
thinking all the time. Actually, our supply 
of things about which to think and worry 
never runs out. William James, the fa- 
mous Harvard philosopher and psychol- 
ogist, said that some thought or idea tries 
to gain the focus of our attention every 
two or three seconds. These thoughts 
and ideas bang, rattle and knock on the 
door of our consciousness, trying to gain 
entry! It is no wonder, then, that it is so 
difficult to keep our minds on the job in 
hand. 

Imagine reading your text so intensely 
that you speak out to the author: "That's 
not proof enough," or "Other writers ex- 
plain it differently" or "I never thought 
about the problem that way before." 
That's concentration! 

Trouble in concentrating may come 
from many causes, often interrelated. 
For example, many students are so afraid 
of failing that the dread specter of failure 
takes more of their attention than their 
study assignments. Anxiety causes them 
to do poor work, and this in turn inten- 
sifies the fear they started with. Some 
students never get off this treadmill. But 
many do, and nearly all can, if shown 
the way. 

Fortunately, the ability to concentrate 
can be improved by learning to recognize 
the causes of poor concentration and by 
learning to control them as a matter of 
habit. The causes can be external or in- 
ternal distractions, physical or mental 
fatigue or lack of interest in the work to 
be done. All these, once recognized, can 
be overcome. 

The following list summarizes other 
techniques that have helped students 
concentrate. Try one or two at a time to 
see whether they are for you. 

Positive attitude. Try to look upon 
studying as an opportunity to leam, rather 
than as an unpleasant task to complete. 
Also, since you may be spending a great 
deal of time in your room, do not make it 
a prison; rather look to your room as a 
sanctuary. Remember, you are always 
free to take a well-earned break. 

Why does attention shift so often? 
It is quite natural for your attention to 
shift frequently. Probably this is an inheri- 
tance from our caveman ancestors who 
had to be constantly aware of what was 
going on around them. There will be 
shifts in attention, but try to confine these 
shifts within the subject matter at hand. 

The spider technique. A vibrating 
tuning fork held close to a spider's web 
will set up vibrations in the web itself. 
After the spider makes a few hurried but 
fly less investigations, it learns to ignore 
the vibrations. 

The next time that you are studying in 
the library and the door opens, don't 



look up. Controlling your impulse to 
look up will disturb your concentration 
on your work for the first few times. But 
very soon, like the spider, you'll leam to 
ignore these external disturbances. 

Becoming annoyed by the noise 
around you. There will always be some 
noise around us. Avoid disturbances if 
you can; but do your best to ignore the 
noise you cannot avoid. By all means do 
not let yourself become annoyed. The 
internal irritation that you create has a 
more devastating effect on concentration 
than the external noises themselves. 

Make sure you have everything. 
Before sitting down to study, make sure 
you have everything. Sharp pencils, 
fresh paper and cards, necessary books. 
Then stay in your chair until you have 
studied an hour or so. In that way, you'll 
remain in the driver's seat; that is, in 
control. 

The no-room principle. Imagine 
that certain pathways of your mind are 
completely filled with thoughts about the 
subject in front of you. Then there will be 
no room for extraneous thoughts, and 
they will be turned away. 

The checkmark technique. Have a 
sheet of paper handy by your book; then 
when you catch yourself not concen- 
trating, put a checkmark on the sheet. 
The mere act of checking will remind you 
to get back to work. Students report that 
when they first tried this system, they ac- 
cumulated as many as twenty checkmarks 
per textbook page; but. after one or two 
weeks, they were down to one or two 
checkmarks per page. 

Willpower. Willpower alone can't 
make you concentrate. You will be 
breaking concentration whenever you 
remind yourself, "I must use willpower to 
concentrate!" 

Hunger. Hunger is such a basic and 
persistent state that there is no sense try- 
ing to overcome it. Give in! Feed your- 
self, then go back to work. 

The secret technique: the pencil. 

I have saved the best for last. A technique 
that has never failed any student over the 
past twenty years is the simple, humble 
penc/7 technique. The technique is this: 
Wheneuef working to learn, always study 
with a pencil in hand. For example, if 
you are taking notes on a textbook chap- 
ter, stop after reading several paragraphs 
and very briefly, in your own words, write 
the key points made by the author. If, 
after reading several paragraphs, no 
words come to you, then you have no 
other recourse than to go back and read 
the passage again. This time, read with 
determination and concentration, to 
make sure that you learn the key points. 
The secret: activity promotes, almost en- 
sures, concentration. The pencil provides 
the activity! 

For more information on these and 
other skills contact Mr. Steve Davis at the 
Tutoring Center, ext. 2309. 



collegiate camouflage 



Memorandum 

To administration, faculty, staff and 
students— A Memorial Assembly for Dr. 
Peter Glick, Jr. will be held on Wednes- 
day, October 8, 1986 at 3:30 p.m. in the 
All-Purpose Room of the Student Center. 

Anyone who wishes to make some 
brief remarks should contact either my 
office or Dr. Mertz. 

Joshua Feldstein 



Tutoring Center Hours 

located in Segal basement 

Mon. - 12:20-2:35 p.m. 

4:15-10 p.m. 

Tues. — 6:30-10 p.m. 

Wed. - 8:30-11 a.m. 

1:20-10 p.m. 

Thurs. — 8:30 a.m. -1:10 p.m. 

6:30-10 p.m. 

Fri. - 8:30-11 a.m. 



HELP WANTED! 

$60 per hundred paid 

for remalling letters from home! 

Send self-addressed, 

stamped envelope for 

information/application to: 

ASSOCIATES 

Box 95-B, Roselle, NJ 07203 



Flowers, Flowers, Flowers! 

Get your Homecoming flowers from 

the DVC Student Flower Shop. 

You ask for it and we 11 get it. 

Don 't forget about the Lasker Hall 

extension of the Flower Shop 

FLOWERS FOR MOM. 

Hours are posted. 



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MICROBIOLOGY 

ONTOLOGY 

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NEW SIGN OF THE TIMES 

A new college sign has been installed 
at the south entrance (Alumni Lane and 
Butler Avenue). The class of 1986 ar- 
ranged the purchase and installation of 
the sign as its gift to DVC . The new sign 
includes a removeable letter section 
beneath the college name; it will help 
advertise major student activities. We 
hope it will help promote our activities in 
the community. 

Requests to publicize major events 
which are open to the public should be 
submitted to the Dean of Students Office 
on the Student Center second floor. 

Doylestown Nature Club 
Sponsors Scholarships 

The Doylestown Nature Club is offer- 
ing three $1,000.00 scholarships for 
DVC students majoring in Agriculture. 
One of these scholarships is designated 
for an OH. major. The other two are 
available to sophomores, juniors or 
seniors. The students must show an in- 
terest or involvement in nature and con- 
servation of natural resources and be a 
resident of Bucks County. Interested stu- 
dents should contact their Department 
Chairman for more information concern- 
ing the scholarship. Deadline for applica- 
tion is September 30, 1986. 



October 1 , 1986 October 1 , 1 986 
DEADLINE!! 
For all employment time sheets 
and reports of work prior to August 
31, 1986. Turn in all papers and 
reports to the Placement Office 1st 
floor Miller Hall. 

Are You Pi Alpha Xi Material? 

by Deb Pomroy 

Pi Alpha Xi, the honor society for stu- 
dents studying Ornamental Horticulture, 
is in the process of inducting new mem- 
bers. Qualifications for membership are: 

1 . DVC student majoring in Ornamental 
Horticulture. 

2. Currently hold junior or senior class 
status. 

3. Hold a minimum cumulative GPA of 
2.5. 

4. Hold a minimum GPA of 3.0 in 
courses from the Ornamental Horti- 
culture major. 

If you feel you have met all of these 
qualifications, and have not already 
received an invitation to join. Pi Alpha 
Xi. please see Mr. Cowhig or Paul Quat- 
trocchi immediately. 

STAFF 

Editors- in -Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Janice Behman, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, Rob 

Hipszer, Kathleen McGough, Melanie 

O'Neill, Cheryl Snyder, Brian Taggart, 

Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 






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Vol. XXI. No. 4 

Friday, September 26. 1986 







NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



Come on home 
to DVC! 



HOMECOMING 

DVC — What it means to me 



WELCOME 
AND WELCOME BACK 

by Bill Rein. Editor 

It is a little bit earlier this year, but au- 
tumn has begun to reveal its colors to us, 
and the chilly night air reminds us that 
with the shift in seasons comes DVC's 
biggest event this side of A-Day: Home- 
coming. It's here right now, so don't de- 
lay — prepare the homecoming queen 
nominees, whip your float creations into 
shape, and catch that Homecoming feel- 
ing even before you become one of the 
alumni! 

There's never been so much to take 
part in at DVC in one weekend! 

Catch the spirit of your college life at 
DVC tonight, when the weekend festivi- 
ties start rolling at the annual Pep Rally in 
front of the Student Center on the Feld- 
stein Campus Court. Bruno (Sidney 
'Bruno' Brunwasser. Class of 1920). 
probably the most spirited of all alumni 
from the National Farm School/College, 
will be there again to be our "master of 
cheers." Show him that '87, '88, '89. 
and '90 can rival the best of them! Alumni 
president Bill Dunscombe will be there, 
too. along with our student government 
v.p. Wendy Raubenheimer. Even the 
Homecoming Queen and her court will 
be seen here first. It's free, it's fun. and it's 
for us, the student body. 

If you are up all night Friday and you 
missed the Pep Rally, your only excuse is 
that your club's float masterpieces were 
getting their finishing touches for Satur- 
day morning's Parade through Doyles- 
town. Our theme. "DVC — What it 
means to me" is open to interpretation, 
so get out there, find the concession 
stands, and see what everybody has come 
up with. 

Meanwhile, we are loaded with home 
games in every facet of sports available at 
DVC . Pick a game that you enjoy cheer- 
ing on the most, and it will probably be 
playing some time during Saturday. You 
don't have to miss that most traditional of 
Homecoming games — football — be- 
cause: Football, against Susquehanna, is 
at 1:00 p.m ; Soccer vs. Widener is at 
1 1 :00 a.m. ; or women's Volleyball against 
Fairleigh-Dickenson can be seen at 
11:00 a.m., too; Field Hockey Aggies 
will be playing Wilkes at 12 noon; and 
both men's and women's Cross Country 
will be starting at halftime football. 

Just think. If you take part in Home- 
coming even before you will think of it as 
"Coming Home," the more fun it will be 
in those years ahead when it will be your 
true DVC homecoming. This is definitely 
a time for alumni to come back, see new 
faces and old friends, and to show some 
of their spirit. I hope everyone has a 
good time. 



FORGETTING: The Relentless Foe 



from the Counseling Department 
The Strength of Forgetting 

During every moment of our waking 
hours, a constant stream of thoughts and 
impressions flows into our consciousness 
from all our senses. A series of tests by 
the famous psychologist Robert S. Wood- 
worth revealed that in only four weeks' 
time, we lose 98 percent of the total sum 
of these ideas, both the important and 
the unimportant ones. 

Forgetting is the biggest single problem 
faced by most students. The entire pro- 
cess of learning depends on decelerating 
forgetting and accelerating learning. We 
must develop powerful techniques and 
systems of study to overcome the deva- 
stating process of forgetting. 
The Memory Trace 

The mere fact that we do have memo- 
ries of previous experiences demonstrates 
that the nervous system does somehow 
retain a record . This record laid down in 
the brain is called a neural trace. It is 
analogous to the molecular change that 
takes place in a magnetic recording tape. 
Unfortunately, like the traces on a record- 
ing tape, the brain traces can be erased. 
Time and Forgetting 

Unless reviewed periodically, what we 
have learned in the past fades with the 
passage of time; consequently, we often 
assume that there is a cause-effect rela- 
tionship between time and forgetting. 
This conclusion, however, is erroneous. 
As Ian Hunter, a British psychologist, 
points out, "Iron rusts in time," but rust is 
not caused by time. The rust is caused by 
oxidation. Similarly, time itself does not 
cause forgetting; rather, it is what happens 
in time that does. 
Textbook reading 

A considerable amount of forgetting 
takes place even after reading material in 
which ideas are developed quite fully. 
Dr. J.N. Moore found that the average 
reader recalls only about half of the ideas 
in a textbook chapter that has just been 
read. 

It is logical to assume that by the time a 
student reaches the end of a chapter, 
some of the facts and ideas encountered 
at the beginning and middle of the chapter 
would have been forgotten. However, 
forgetting does not begin only after the 
word of the last page of the chapter has 
been read. The erosive power of forget- 
ting is constantly working to erase the 
memory traces of learning, even as the 
process of learning itself is going on. 
Listening and forgetting 

Remembering what you have heard is 
usually more difficult than remembering 
what you have read. In reading, you can 
slow down, pause, reflect, and even re- 
read. But in listening, you usually hear 
material only once, and you have to take 
notes, mental or written, to retain it. 



Pseudo- Forgetting 

The word "forgetting" is an umbrella 
under which is grouped many kinds and 
degrees of forgetting. Two types are not 
really forgetting at all, so let's dispose of 
them before turning to the causes of real 
forgetting. 
"You never had it" forgetting 

The word "forgetting" implies that a 
person has something to forget. But you 
cannot forget something that you never 
did have in the first place. For example, 
during an introduction a name may be 
mumbled and garbled so that it is never 
heard and learned in the first place; yet 
we often ascribe our not remembering 
such names to forgetting. 

The mental blur 

Akin to the "you-never-had-it-in-the- 
first-place" situation is the almost certain 
forgetting that goes along with incomplete 
learning. For example, an idea or fact is 
read and noticed in such general terms 
that no clear image is formed. Only a 
mental blur is recorded, similar to a blur 
of landscape on the film of a swiftly moved 
camera. 

If an idea or fact is to be retained in the 
memory, it must be impressed on the mind 
clearly and crisply at least once. A neural 
trace must be laid down in the brain. You 
cannot retain something that is not there 
in the first place. 
What causes forgetting? 

Of the various theories of forgetting, 
we will discuss only one; the interference 
theory. This theory has gained ascendancy 
because it seems to dovetail with reality 
and because it can be demonstrated. 

The first part of the theory deals with 
retroactive interference, which means 
that new learning interferes with, or 
masks, old learning. 

It is not simply the passage of time or 
the disuse of material that causes forget- 
ting; rather it is the accumulation of addi- 
tional knowledge that acts as a barrier for 
the full recall of previously learned ma- 
terial. It is this type of activity (learning — 
more learning — forgetting) t u ^t makes 
pursuits so difficult for many students. 
No wonder we have heard: the more you 
leam the more you forget! 

Proactive interference is the other part 
of interference theory. It is bad enough 
that new learning interferes with the recall 
of old learning, but there is additional 
bad news: earlier learning interferes with 
the recall of later learning. This process is 
also called proactive inhibition. 
Conclusion 

We have seen the power of the forget- 
ting process. We have traced the develop- 
ment of the forgetting curve, which shows 

(continued on page 2) 




Get ready to cheer with Bruno at the Pep Rally 
beg<nning 7:30 p.m. Friday. 

Photo/ 1985 Cornucopia 



* * * * 

Homecoming 
k Highlights 

by Missy Brangan 
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 26 

if Pep Rally 7:30 p.m. 

Come out to the Joshua Feldstein 
Campus Court and help Bruno '20 
cheer us on!! The homecoming Queen 

* will be announced. 
President's Reception 8:30 p.m. 
Following the Pep Rally ail Alumni are 

* invited to attend an informal reception 
at President Feldstein's house on 
campus. 

* SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 27 

Homecoming Parade 9:30 a.m. 
The Aggies' parade of bands, floats, 
a and spirit cars through Doyiestown, 
This features homecoming queen and 
her court. It starts in the Doyiestown 
shopping center and ends up at C.B. 

* West high school. 
Admissions 10:00 a.m. 

Alumni and their children are invited 
^ to meet with Admissions Counselors. 
The Admissions Center will open at 
10:00 a.m. 

Alumni Registration 10:30 a.m. 

* Alumni registration begins at 10:30 
a.m. AS alumni are to register at the 
alumni tent by the Student Center. 

Campus Tours ll:a.m. - 12:30 p.m. 
Van tours of our campus will be con- 
ducted every half hour. Come out and 
see new and familiar facilities. 



* 

SUNDAY 

i, Aggie Alumni Brunch 

Served in the David Levin Dining Hafi 
9:30 a.m. - 10:45 a.m. 

Alumni Association Annual Meeting 
Held at 11:00 am in Mendel 114. 
Afl Alumni and friends are invited. 
Floral Design Workshop 
The OH, department wi sponsor a 
workshop for guests of Alumni during 
the time of the Annua] Business 
Meeting of the Alumni Association. 
11:00 a.m. in the Greenhouse Floral 
Design Lab. 






Aggie Hospitality and Pre-Game Buffet 
AJ Aggies and friends are Invited to 
the Alumni Tent for pre-game enter- 
tainment, beer and birch beer. The 
ever-popular Dixieland Band will be on 
hand for this event. 
Sports Action 
DVC Soccer vs. Widener College 

11:00 a.m. on the soccer field 
DVC Women's Volleyball vs. Fairleigh- 
Dickinson 

11:00 a.m. in James Work Gym 
DVC Aggie Football vs. Susquehanna 

1:30 p.m. at James Work Memorial 
Stadium 

Alumni Dinner Dance 

The Alumni Dinner Dance wifl be held 

in rite Student Center. 






Operation I.D. 

Once again this year the Residence 
Life Office is sponsoring Operation ID, 
Each campus resident will be given the 
opportunity to have their valuables per- 
manently engraved with their driver's li- 
cense or Social Security number. This 
type of program has proven very success- 
ful on other college campuses and muni- 
cipalites. In the case of lost or stolen pro- 
perty, the item can be easily identified or 
traced to the original owner. 

Designated Resident Assistants will 
have the engraving machine for three 
days. Check the schedule and plan on 
getting your valuables protected. 

Women's Dorms 

Sept. 29 Barness 1st 

Brenda Bower (Rm. 108) 
Oct. 2 Barness 2nd 

Beth Meny (Rm. 212) 
Oct. 6 Berkowitz 1st 

Julie Squier (Rm. 107) 
Oct. 9 Berkowitz 2nd 

Paula Robertson (Rm. 233) 
Oct. 14 Miller Hall 

Darlene Kozlowski (Rm. C-l) 
Oct. 16 Cooke 1st 

Connie Hajioannou (Rm. 108) 

Oct. 20 Cooke 2nd 

Rebecca Crouch (Rm. 202) 

Men's Dorms 

Sept. 29 Work 1st 

Don Billet (Rm. 119) 
Oct. 2 Work 2nd 

Scott Cooper (Rm. 220) 
Oct. 6 Ulman 1st 

Phil Snader (Rm. 107) 
Oct. 9 Ulman 2nd 

Jon Wilson (Rm. 220) 
Oct. 14 Ulman 3rd 

Brian Clapp (Rm. 307) 
Oct. 16 Samuel 1st 

Bill Weller (Rm. 112) 
Oct. 20 Samuel 2nd 

John Stierly (Rm. 226) 
Oct. 23 Goldman 1st 

Tony DeLise (Rm. 113) 
Oct. 23 Elson Hall 

Eric VandenBerghe (Rm. 24) 
Oct. 27 Goldman 2nd 

Andy Hower (Rm. 226) 
Oct. 27 Wolfsohn Hall 

Clair Thompson (Rm. 15) 

Oct. 29 Tabor Campus 

Jim Yeager (R.A. Rm.) 

Resident Assistants should pick up and 

return the engraver to the Residence Life 

Office. 



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From the Library 

The Joseph Krauskopf Memorial Li- 
brary would like to thank the following 
local businesses for contributing to the 
success of our "New Student" Raffle: 
New Britain Inn Rodi's 

Italian Delight Bonanza 

Charlottes Sal's 

Winners of the "Grand Prize Drawing" 
were: 

Christy Rudisill Tim Hayden 

John Jones Erik Rosenquist 

Kevin Zaleski William Green 

Jeffrey A. Beideman Janet Distler 
Joell Pursell Michelle Shirk 

John Kajokowski Edward K. Keiser 
Ann Luno Jay Graham 

Congratulations to all the winners and 
special thanks to Dr. Vincent for drawing 
the winning coupons. 



Have You Ever Thought 
of Graduate School? 

by Dr. Berthold 

During our last Annual Career Day, I 
had the opportunity of spending quite a 
bit of time with Dr. Roger Locandro, the 
Cook (Rutgers Agricultural School) Col- 
lege Dean. During this time, we spoke 
with a number of our students, and I was 
surprised to find that many of our students 
had no concept as to how a graduate edu- 
cation is financed. 

In the case of Liberal Arts majors in- 
cluding those majoring in Business and 
related fields, most students have to 
finance their own graduate education. 
However, many business graduates have 
their graduate educations financed by 
their employers. 

For those students majoring in Agricul- 
ture and in many of the sciences, financing 
a graduate education is frequently a dif- 
ferent matter. Many graduate school 
departments have research assistanceships 
and/or teaching assistanceships available 
for qualified students, and depending 
upon the situation, often a "B" average is 
enough to qualify. Currently at the two 
colleges that I checked, graduate assistants 
are being PAID about $8,000 per year 
and their tuition is waived. In most instan- 
ces, this assistanceship is also tax free. 

Many of the students that Dr. Locan- 
dro and I talked with first said that they 
couldn't financially afford to go on to 
graduate school. However, if you are in- 
terested and if you have the academic 
credentials, you really should look into 
the possibility of attending graduate school. 

Army Offerings 

Army Reserve Programs 

(Programs for Freshmen, Sophomores 
Juniors, and Seniors) 

1. New GI Bill - $140.00/month 

2. Loan Repayment Program — up to 
$10,000.00 

3. Advanced Promotions 

4. Good Starting Pay — $5.00/hr. and 
up 

5. PX Privileges 

6. Full Time Life Insurance 

7. Retirement Credits 

8. Guaranteed Training — over two 
consecutive summers (substitutes for 
work in major) 

9. OCS Programs 

10. Warrant Officer Flight Training 

Regular Army Programs 

(Seniors Only) 

1 . OCS Programs 

2. Hotel and Restaurant Management 

3. Warrant Officer Flight Training 

4. Loan Repayment Program 

5. Army Language Training — 12 
Languages 

6. New GI Bill and Army College Fund 
- $17,000 to $25,000 

7. Cash Bonuses - $2,000 to $8,000 

8. Two Year Enlistment Option 

9. European Enlistment Option 

Office Phone: 348-8914 (24 hours) 
and 348-8915. Address: Doylestown 
Agricultural Works (140 South Main 
Street)'. 

I.C.C. Scholarship 

Applications are now available from 
any I.C.C. representative or the Alumni 
Affairs Office for the I.C.C. scholarship. 
Two awards of $200 will be given to the 
two top choices. Monies will be applied 
to the spring semester bill. Due date for 
applications is November 1 . Please return 
to the Alumni Affairs Office: Mrs. Dolby. 

- FINAL REMINDER - 
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1! 

For all employment time sheets 
and reports of work prior to August 
31, 1986. Turn in all papers and 
reports to the Placement Office 1st 
floor Miller Hall. 



collegiate crossword 




QlnUard Julius Collegiate i'W84-l~ 



ACROSS 

1 Naval academy 

student 
7 Argentine port 

14 Cooking ingredient 

15 Structural peculiar 
ity in horses, etc. 

16 Evaluate 

17 Hot day 

18 Surpass 

19 Most weird 

21 Pitcher's statistic 

22 For fear that 

24 Probability 

25 Mornings 

26 Shot of liquor 

27 Sink the putt 
(2 wds.) 

29 Boundless 
31 Violent woman 

35 Picturesque 

36 Curtis 

37 Financial defense 
mechanism 

38 Miss Colbert 
41 Form a hard 

coating 

43 Groundkeeper's aid 

44 Beat mercilessly 



46 Leveret 

47 Creme creme 

48 Part of BM0C 

49 Surfeit 

51 India 

53 Strengthened by 

heating 
55 Peruvian mammal 

57 Type of clam 

58 New York island 

59 Certain singing 
groups 

60 Most sensible 

DOWN 

1 Defensive ditch 

2 Rudeness 

3 Got rid of 

4 Lady deer 

5 Small map within 
a larger one 

6 To be: Lat. 

7 Moved like a 
hairline 

8 City in Michigan 

9 Spanish painter 

10 Quite old (abbr.) 

11 Sew again 

12 Cool drinks 



Forgetting (continued from page 1) 
the universal tendency to forget new ma- 
terial rapidly at first, more slowly later on. 
Interference theory, which describes how 
new and old learning masks the very facts 
we want to recall, is not an optimistic ap- 
praisal of the learning process. 

Nevertheless, it is possible to learn — 
thoroughly learn — academic material 
Next week will describe the techniques 
that will work to strengthen your memory 
and defeat the processes of forgetting. 

These techniques and systems are 
learning skills. There will be free learning 
skills classes held every Wednesday, third 
period, beginning October 8th in the 
Tutoring Center. For information on these 
and other skills contact Mr. Steve Davis 
at the Tutoring Center, ext. 2309. 



Personals 

To the person or people who stole the 
Berkowitz second mirrors: I hope the 
minor cracks when you look in it. (Re- 
member seven years bad luck.) 

Karen — When it rains, it pours. When 
it's dry, it's as dry as the Sahara! 

WANTED - Male Animal Husbandry 
major seeks one or several female com- 
panions. Must be fun loving and like 
Chinese food. Good looks are not essen- 
tial. Please respond to Box 1275. 

"But John, I'm all wet!" 

Chunka Victims — 

John N. — Everything Sept. 5 

Joan — PS Sept. 3 

The myth is shattered; there's nothing 
under the chapel . . . R.K., L.C., M.D., 
K.V., and Foz from Miller Hall. 



13 Gumbo ingredient 
17 Move sideways 
20 Give support 
23 Certain cocktail 

25 Jock 

26 league 

27 Sound of a drunkard 

28 Like some cars 
30 Way of conducting 

or-esel* 

32 ReDay in injury 

33 Fasci rates 

34 fry 
36 Smal 1 dwelling 

38 Ljnar sights 

39 Gruesome 

40 Befuddled 
42 Ski lodge 

44 French relative 

45 Building wing 

47 Airline company 

48 Part of Einstein's 
equation 

49 Identical 

50 Russian news 
agency 

52 German philosopher 
54 What trenchermen 

can do 
56 Search for gold 

DVC Considers 
Student Chapter 

DVC students have expressed an in- 
terest in forming a student chapter at 
their institution to be included as part of 
Chesapeake NAMA. Dr John Avery 
and four prospective members were guests 
at our September meeting. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home owoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



STAFF 

Editors- in-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Janice Behman, Missy 

Brangan. Brett Hart, Judy Henry. Rob 

Hipszer, Kathleen McGough. Melanie 

O'Neill, Cheryl Snyder, Brian Taggart, 

Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry. Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien. 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



SPORTS WRAP-UP 

^11*2- Up 



LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• Mets clinch the Eastern Division. Here 
are the magic numbers of the rest of 
the division leaders as of Sunday, Sep- 
tember 21: 

National: Houston - 5 

American: Boston - 6, California - 7 

• In college football action last Saturday. 
September 20: 

Penn 21, Dartmouth 7 
Oklahoma 63, Minnesota 
(Tomorrow: Oklahoma vs. Miami) 
Michigan St. 20, Notre Dame 15 
USC 17, Baylor 14 
Washington 52, BYU 21 
Alabama 21, Florida 7 
Michian 31, Oregon St. 12 
Pitt 41, Purdue 26 
Clemson 31, Georgia 28 
Penn State 26, Boston College 14 
Temple 38, Florida A&M 17 
(Temple RB Paul Plamer, 202 yds.) 
North Carolina 10, Florida St. 10 
Auburn 45, East Carolina 
Indiana 52, Navy 29 
Iowa St. 64, Indiana St. 9 
Maryland 24, West Virginia 3 
Nevada-Reno 51, Montana 17 
(Nev-Reno QB Eric Beavers, 409 
yds. passing) 
Iowa 52, Northern Illinois 3 

• In other action of interest it was: 
Gettysburg 34, Western Maryland 7 
Franklin & Marshall 44, Ursinus 12 
Muhlenberg 6, Dickinson 
Susquehanna 43, Lycoming 42 
Glassboro St. 13, Frostburg (MD) 10 
Juniata 14, Moravian 13 

Wilkes 17, Upsala 10 
Kutztown 27, Shippensburg 9 

• Baseball's free agent list is out and top- 
ping the list are some pretty big names 
and some pretty big salaries: 

Bob Horner, $1.8 million 
Dave Concepcion. $920,000 



Andre Dawson, $1.1 million 
Tim Raines, $1.8 million 
Reggie Jackson, $975,000 
Steve Carlton, $1.1 million 
Ron Guidry, $975,000 
Mike Easier, $500,000 
Dave Kingman, $600,000 

• Hockey season has begun; still just pre- 
season but the regular season will be 
starting before you know it. 

• Last Sunday in NFL action it was: 
Denver 33, Philadelphia 7 
Atlanta 37, Dallas 35 

(ATL Gerald Riggs, 25 carries, 109 

yds.) 

L.A. Rams 24, Indianapolis 7 

(L.A. Eric Dickerson, 25 carries, 121 

yds.) 

New York Jets 51, Miami 45/OT 

(M. Marino 30 of 50, 448 yds., 6 

TDS; NY. O'Brien 29 of 43, 479 

yds., 4 TDS; Wesley Walker, 6-194, 

4 TDS; Mark Clayton 8 for 174) 

Minnesota 31, Pittsburgh 7 

Buffalo 17, St. Louis 10 

Tampa Bay 24, Detroit 20 

(T.B. Nathan Wonsley, 18 carries, 

138 yds.) 

Kansas City 27, Houston 13 

San Fransisco 26, New Orleans 17 

(S.F. Jeff Kemp, 29 of 44, 332 yds., 

1TD) 

NY. Giants 14, LA. Raiders 9 

Washington 30, San Diego 27 

Seattle 38, New England 31 

(N.E. Tony Eason, 26 of 45, 422 

yds., 3 TDS, Stanley Morgan, 7 for 

161) 

• Sunday's matchup have: 
L.A. Rams vs. Philadelphia 
Chicago vs. Cincinnati 
Detroit vs. Cleveland 
Green Bay vs. Minnesota 
Kansas City vs. Buffalo 
New Orleans vs. N.Y. Giants 
Pittsburgh vs. Houston 

San Fransisco vs. Miami 
Seattle vs. Washington 
N.Y. Jets vs Indianapolis 
San Diego vs. L.A. Raiders 
New England vs. Denver 
Atlanta vs. Tampa Bay 
Monday night 
Dallas vs. St. Louis 

• Don't miss it: the game of the season 
Saturday, 3:30 p.m., channel 6, Okla- 
homa and Jamele Holiway vs. Miami, 
Florida and Vinne Testeverde. 

• Cleveland Cav's sign top pick, Brad 
Daugherty for six years at $5.8 million. 





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Athlete of the Week. Lamont Rothmaller 

Athlete of the Week 

On Saturday, running back Lamont 
Rothmaller, a 5-11. 165 pound junior, 
caught two passes for 128 yards in DVC's 
31-0 victory over Albright. Lamont's se- 
cond reception went for 96 yards and a 
touchdown which set all-time DVC rec- 
ords in longest touchdown and longest 
completion, for this reason Lamont has 
been selected athlete of the week. He is a 
business major from Cardinal Dougherty 
H.S. in Philadelphia. Congratulations! 



Sports Quiz 

QUESTION *3: 

In August 1 978 Pete Rose was with 
the Cincinnati Reds and shooting at 
Joe DiMagglo's 56 consecutive 
game hitting streak. Pete fell short 
of DiMagglo's record but he tied the 
National League record. Whose rec- 
ord did he tie and how many games 
did his hitting streak last? 

If you think you have the right answer; 
place it with your name and box * in the 
sports trivia box at the end of the line in 
Caesar's Pub Snack Bar and win a free 
meal. 

No one got Question *1: Who is the 
only major league baseball player to win 
MVP in both American and National 
leagues? Answer: Frank Robinson with 
Cincinnati and Baltimore. 



DVC cross country was victorious over Wilkes 
but fell to Kings last Saturday 

Photo/Dave Spotts 

Cross Country Update 

Off came the sweats, as the runners 
made their way to the starting line. The 
weather was hot and sticky on Saturday 
afternoon and the battle between the three 
teams would prove to be the same way. 
The runners became poised at the starting 
line awaiting the sound of the starting gun. 

All three cross country teams, DVC, 
Wilkes, and Kings, were evenly matched 
at the start of the race. As the runners 
made their way out of the stadium, DVC 
jumped into the early lead with Dave 
Spotts and Jim Enoch grabbing the one- 
two positions; however, as the race pro- 
gressed so did the members of the Kings' 



team on the front runners. By mid way 
through the race, Jim Enoch dropped 
back to fourth place with a Wilkes' and 
Kings' man between him and the first 
place runner, Dave Spotts. 

As the race finished the order of the first 
four runners remained the same. Dave 
Spotts won the race over the 5.2 mile 
course in a time of 29:03 with Jim Enoch 
finishing fourth with a time of 31:09. 
Wilkes' first man captured second place 
while Kings' first man was able to take 
third place. Behind Spotts and Enoch 
came a strong performance by the rest of 
DVC's team. Gary Kampmeyer finished 
in 10th place (32:39) with John Thomp- 
son right behind him in 1 1th place (32:46) . 
Tony Donofrio. Bill Broshy and Sean 
Miller finished 13th, 14th, and 15th 
respectively while Pete Rossi battled with 
the hot weather and was able to finish in 
20th place. 

The team ended up splitting the triangu- 
lar meet between the other two teams. 
DVC won 22 *o 39 (low score wins in 
cross country) against Wilkes but lost 32 
to 24 against a much improved Kings' 
team. 

The team wiH run against Susquehanna, 
Widenei. Moravian, and Spring Garden 
on Saturday during half time at the foot- 
ball game. 




Coach Pam Spotts (with clipboard) discusses strategy during practice session. 

Field Hockey Trounces 
Gwenydd-Mercy, Immaculata 

Ladies Blanked 
by Muhlenberg 

by John Litzke 

Fitness Guru, Pat Croce would not 
have been proud of the way Gwenydd- 
Mercy played in their opening contest vs. 
our Lady Aggies. "They just weren't in 
shape," commented senior defenseman 
Beth Kan*. DVC received two goals each 
from co-captain Lisa Long and Tracy Mar- 
shall and one from the other co-captain, 
Tina Drey as DVC beat Gwenydd-Mercy 
5-1. "We played a strong game, our all- 
around offense was good and when they 
(Gwenydd-Mercy) got the ball into our 
end we got it out right away," said Karr. 

Their successes fell to the wayside, at 
least for the time being, as the hockey 





Co-captain Tina Drey, who scored a goal in the 
Gwynedd-Mercy match a week ago. is an inte- 
gral part of both the offense and defense. 



Fullback Dee Pisauro and halfback Deb Masculli 
battle in practice. 

team took on a strong Muhlenberg squad 
and were shut out 5-0 putting'the Ladies 
at even .500. 

Monday evening DVC coasted to their 
second win in three outings beating the 
skirts off Immaculata in a 3-0 shutout. 
The scoring for the day's game was pro- 
vided by left wing Dee Pisauro on a fine 
play and Lisa Long had a duplex to give 
her four goals in three games. 

DVC seemed to control the play and 
tempo throughout the game although 
there were a few anxious moments 
towards the end . "I am very happy with 
the way we played today," commented 
Coach Pam Sports. "We learned a lot 
about our game on Friday (5-0 loss to 
Muhlenberg) , we worked hard in practice 
the last two days and a lot of the "bugs" 
were worked out," finished Spotts. 

They will go for their third and fourth 
wins this week when they will take on 
Moravian (A) Thursday, September 25 
and Wilkes (H) tomorrow. 




DVC Wins Big in Home Opener, 31-0 



Albright during pregame: Little did they know 
. . . little did they know. 

by John Litzke 

Back in the days of ancient Macedonia 
(September 20, 356 B.C. to be exact) 
there was born a King and he would later 
be called, thanks to extensive press cover- 
age, Alexander the Great. A bizarre and 
savage society was directed by Alexander 
and he and his tribes beat up on neighbor- 
ing lands like Egypt and Asia Minor and 
he became a real celebrity. 

But this was September 20, 1986 (al- 
most 2000 years later) and DVC did 
some heavy "beating up upon" on their 
own. 

Last Saturday, a neighboring land called 
Albright College visited DVC (the great), 
the battle began, and it was over before 
you could say "Mesopotamia." 

The entire DVC army played a role in 
the 31-0 shutout victory over the Lions 
increasing DVC's winning streak over 
Albright to nine. Let's go right to the 
scoring and it was all DVC. On their third 
possession in quarter number one, full- 
back Joe Bello (16 carries, 56 yards) 
powered the ball in the endzone from 
two yards out at 1:04 of the quarter and 
a John Fox extra point gave DVC the 7-0 
lead. The big plays of the drive came on 
a fine 13-yard reception by wide receiver 
Bob Kennedy (3 receptions, 48 yards, 
15.3 avg.) and some eight and nine-yard 
gains by Bello. Drive number one went 
for 51 yards on 11 plays. Scoring drive 
number two took eight plays and with 
just :52 until halftime culminating with a 
26-yard field goal by John Ford who col- 
lected seven points. John is handling the 
kicking duties like a seasoned veteran. 
The half ended with DVC ahead ten zip. 

At 2:02 of the third quarter, halfback 
Jimmy Wilson took it in from one-yard 
out and the kick made it 17-0. The offen- 
sive series started thanks to the defense 
when linebacker Vince Bedesem inter- 
cepted a Matt Asplundh pass and returned 



This Week in Soccer 

The DVC kickers faced two tough 
MAC teams and played rough battle in 
both. On Thursday, they encountered a 
good Swarthmore team and lost 2-0. 
The Aggies played a good first half but 
came up short in the second. On Satur- 
day, they faced Drew, another good 
MAC team and fought a tough 1-0 battle. 

This week the Aggies face Muhlenberg 
on Wednesday and Widener on Satur- 
day. The kickers need your support, 
both games are at home, so let's get out 
there. 




it to the DVC 49-yard line. On the follow- 
ing play, Wilson ran around left end and 
darted down the side line for a sure 
touchdown but the referee ruled he was 
knocked out of bounds just short of the 
goal line. 



and hit Junior Lamont Rothmaller with a 
strike, Lamont juked, the defensive back 
went tumbling and all he could see in front 
of him was pasture. Rothmaller bolted 
96 yards for the touchdown setting new 
DVC records for longest touchdown and 




Preparing for a grid- iron confrontation 



As we head into the fourth quarter we 
see DVC dominating. At 14:45 quarter- 
back Walt Kobryznski (4 of 8 for 78 yds.) 
found John Sukeena in the corner of the 
endzone for a touchdown strike and the 
extra point made it 24-0 capping a two- 
play, 32-yard drive. 

Then came the play of the day. With 
8:23 left in the fourth quarter, DVC was 
pinned inside their own 5 yard line, quar- 
terback Andy Hower faded back to pass 



longest completion . The Ford kick made 
the score 31-0 and that's when Albright 
said" "uncle." 

This story wouldn't be complete with- 
out talking about the Aggie defense. 
Albright's offense threatened a few times 
inside the DVC 20 and inside the DVC 5 
but the "D" stood tall and held them on 
fourth down on each occasion. Three of 
the outstanding plays that stand out in 
my mind were the goal-line stand in the 




The "D" dominated 




ANNUAL SCHOLARSHIP 

Friends of The Frelinghuysen Arbore- 
tum, an affiliate of Morris County Park 
Commission, invites New Jersey resi- 
dents majoring in horticulture, botany, 
landscape architecture or a related field 
to apply for their Annual Scholarship. 
Application forms are available from: 
The Financial Aid Office or Scholar- 
ship Chairman, Friends of the Freling- 
huysen Arboretum, P.O. Box 1295R, 
Morristown, NJ 07960. Completed ap- 
plications are due November 25, 1986. 



Forward Alex Simpson knocks one past Ogontz 
keeper as Burger and Wagner rush the goal 



Winger Bill Burger crosses ball as Ogontz de- 
fender looks bad 

Intramural Football Update: 

BOYLE'S LEAD E.M.O. 

E.M.O. beat Bob's Boys 38-6. E.M.O. 
was led by quarterback Chris "Heisman 
Hopeful" Boyle who ran for three touch- 
downs and threw for two more. Also 
scoring for E.M.O. was Tim Brennon 
and Shaun "Big Red" Magrath. Bob's 
Boys touchdown was scored by Mike 
Zendt on a pass from fleet footed Shaun 
Smith. E.M.O.'s tenatious defense was 
led by Bill Boyle (two interceptions) , Vin- 
ny Pastore (one interception) and Mark 
"Cy" Rother also with one interception. 
E.M.O. is coached by Tim "Mastermind" 
Brennon. 



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fourth quarter to preserve the shutout in 
which you credit the entire defensive 
unit, the outstanding breakup of a pass 
by senior cornerback Mike Williams early 
in the second half and the crunching sack 
by right side linebacker Greg Currie for a 
12-yard loss. 

Senior linebacker Vince Bedesem col- 
lected two interceptions, and cornerback 
John Zellers and linebacker Jeff White 
had one apiece. 

DVC led in just about every statistical 
aspect of the game including passing 
yards (212-180), average gain per play 
(5.5-3. 1 yds.) and total yards (352-230) . 

For Albright, quarterbacks Mike 
Crovetti and Matt Asplundh were eight 
for 19, 83 yds. and seven of 10, 73 yds. 
respectively and the leading rusher for 
the Lions was junior Matt Pammer with 
40 yds. on 12 carries. 

Homecoming comes early this year 
and we will celebrate it Saturday, Sept. 
27 as we face the tough Susquehanna 
Crusaders who knocked off Lycoming 
last week 43-42. Our overall record vs. 
Susquehanna is 13-13-0. Let's make this 
weekend a successful one 



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Fall 1986 
Landscape Nursery Club 
CALENDAR OF EVENTS 

September 

20 Plant Sale at football game. 

22 Meeting in Student Government 
room, 6:30 p.m. 

23 Rock Garden Preparation, 6 p.m. 

26 Final Float Preparation after pep 
rally. 

27 Plant Sale/Cookout at football 
game, 12 p.m. 

29 Rock Garden PLANTING!!, 6 p.m. 

October 

4 Meadow Brook Garden Tour (time 
to be announced) . 

6 Meeting, 6:15 p.m.* * 
14 Flower Time (garden center chain) 
Pizza Party. 

18 Last Plant Sale at football game. 

19 Field Trip (to be announced) . 

20 Meeting, 6:15 p.m.** 

29 Chase Rosade Bonsai Expert, 7 
p.m. 

November 

3 Meeting, 6:15 p.m.* * 

5 Chase Rosade Workshop, 7 p.m. 
(must have attended Oct. 29 
lecture) . 

17 Meeting, 6:15 p.m.* * 

December 

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Vol. XXI. No. 5 
Friday. October 3. 1986 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



New School Store 
Means Good Business 

by Ann Whitesell 

Anyone on campus who had seen the 
student store prior to January 1986 can 
understand the curiosity of this reporter 
for the behind-the-scenes action taking 
place in the student store. To get the 
latest on all the commotion I had to peg 
down Seth Friedman, the store's new 
manager, at 4 p.m.. after a long day of 
planning, promoting, and selling. The 
following is an excerpt of that interview: 

RAM PAGES: Where did you receive 
your college education? 
SETH: I received my degree from East 
Stroudsburg State (now called East 
Stroudsburg University). 1 majored in 
Political Science. 

RAM PAGES: How did you get started 
in retailing with a degree in Poli Sci? 
SETH: I worked in the school store at 
E.S.U. during my four years there. When 
I finished school. East Stroudsburg of- 
fered me the assistant manager's position 
at the store. 

RAM PAGES: Do you have any other 
retailing experience? 
SETH: I worked for six years in a com- 
pany called Edison Brothers, a division 
of the Mall Retail Company. Mall Retail 
Company is the fifth largest retail com- 
pany in the U.S. Mall Retail Company 
owns stores like Bakers. 5-7-9 shops, 
and the Wild Pair, just to mention a few. 
RAM PAGES: How did you come across 
the DVC school store job? 
SETH: I moved back north to be near 
my family and I was looking through the 
paper when I saw the ad for a store 
manager at DVC. When everyone was 
interviewing for the job, Dean Tasker 
said I was the most qualified. Here I am. 
I looked around the back office. Desk 
piled high in an orderly mess, coffee pot 
low. and a man twitching one foot and 
smoking a cigarette. Maybe this scene 
sums it all up. Seth Friedman has learned 
that to make a store work, you always 
have to be on the go. More importantly 
though, he is constantly out on the store 
floor intermingling with the student 
customers. 

RAM PAGES: You have made some 
drastic changes to the store since January. 
Why? 

SETH: When I came into the store I cre- 
ated four categories: 1. Greeting Cards 
and related items; 2. Fashion; 3. Snack 
i Foods; 4. Standard School Supplies. 
The first two categories were lacking the 
most — yet these two points can make 
or break a school store. The old clothing 
we sold at low or below cost so that I could 
bring in new fashions that would sell. 
Also, with the greeting card category, I 
expanded to include cards, magazines, 
wrapping paper, calendars, and other 
novelties students were looking for. The 
snack food category was improved upon 
by test marketing a new product. 
RAM PAGES: Are you saying you relied 
on the students' opinions to turn the 
store around? 

SETH: In a sense, yes. The student is 
our main customer, so you have to draw 



on what sells to them by listening to what 
they have to say, what they are looking 
for, and most importantly, what they can 
afford. As a retailer, you always have to 
be price competitive. 
RAM PAGES: What do you plan on do- 
ing next semester? 

SETH: Looking ahead, I would like to 
expand into the conference room (next 
door), but first I must prove to certain 
people on campus that I am capable of 
running the store in the black. 
RAM PAGES: Are you saying the school 
store might be able to turn a profit for the 
school? 

SETH: Sometimes "profit" is a dirty word, 
but profit used as a good thing, such as 
keeping the students' tuition down, im- 
proving dormitories, or for maintaining 
grounds and farms, I am all for it. I believe 
that, with a little bit of back investment 
into the store, there is good cause to be- 
lieve in a chance for improvement on the 
Delaware Valley campus. 

Your Input into the Selection 

of DVC's New President 

is Solicited 

The campus members of the Presiden- 
tial Search Committee are actively seeking 
your input into this important selection 
process. Forms have been distributed to 
students, staff, administration and faculty. 
If you have not received your form, please 
contact R. Boltz, C. Hill, or D. Blumen- 
field. This is your chance to make your 
feelings known. This feedback is requested 
by October 10. 1986 so please don't 
delay! 

Homecoming Drizzle . . . 

by Missy Brangan 

Homecoming started Friday night at 
the pep rally with Bruno '20 cheering on 
the crowd. The homecoming queen was 
Brenda Werner representing the Horticul- 
ture Club. Her court consisted of Deb 
Pomroy of Pi Alpha Xi and Deb Osterling 
of Block and Bridle. 

Saturday morning it rained on our pa- 
rade but our clubs stilled showed some 
great floats through Doylestown. Block 
and Bridle won the float competition with 
a float showing the most animation. 
Biology Club was second with their float 
of a sea scene and Dairy Society was a 
strong thrid with their giant cow. 

Otherwise it was a wet and rainy week- 
end. Next year let's have homecoming in 
the late fall so everyone can get more in 
the spirit. 

ATTENTION 

There is a garden tour to Meadowbrook 
Farm Garden Center/ Estate sponsored 
by the Landscape Nursery Club on Satur- 
day, October 4th. Those interested should 
meet at the security building at 10:00 
a.m. We will be car pooling so if you can 
drive it is greatly apprecited. 

If you plan to go, please sign up at Mr. 
Ray's office or contact Jerry Fritz or Amy 
Clayton. 

This tour is free to members and a small 
fee will be charged for non -members. 




DVC 

Sponsors Technology 

Lecture Series 

by W.H.R. 

In response to a need perceived by 
DVC faculty to expose themselves and 
students to facts and opinions relative to 
the professions in agriculture, science, 
and business, a series of five lectures on 
"Technology: Implications for the Future" 
has been scheduled for the current school 
year. Each will be held in the A.P.R. at 
7:30 p.m. 

Lecture i Implications of New Tech- 
nology for International Agriculture fea- 
tured Dr. Robert A. Godke of Louisiana 
State University's Animal Science Depart- 
ment, last Monday. Dr. Godke spoke 
about the effective use of the U.S. educa- 
tional and research network in creating 
self-help programs to improve impover- 
ished nations, as opposed to government- 
sponsored programs which rely on dis- 
pensing technology. 

Lecture II Promises and Problems in 
Genetic Engineering will be held Wednes- 
day, October 22, and will feature Dr. 
Alfred F. McFee of the Medical and Health 
Sciences Division of Oak Ridge Associated 
Universities. He will discuss several of the 
legal and moral implications which have 
and may crop up in the rapidly develop- 
ing field of genetic manipulation, a field 
which offers the best biological potential 
for benefitting mankind. 
Lecture III A Philosopher Looks at Tech- 
nological Culture set for Wednesday, 
November 19, will be moderated by Dr. 
John D. Caputo, a philosophy teacher at 
Villanova. Dr. Caputo will bring a human- 
istic perspective to this extraordinary ex- 
pansion of technology by studying its ef- 
fects on our understanding of the human 
self, of art, of truth, and of the traditional 
meaning of humanities, and will compare 
modern technology versus traditional 
craftsmanship. 

Lecture IV Technology: Tool for the 
Small Business is to be held Monday, 
March 2, 1987. Walter Conti, owner of 
Conti's Cross Keys Inn, will speak of tech- 
nology as tool and as barrier to personal- 
ized service for small businesses in our in- 
creasingly service-oriented economy. 

Lecture V Impact of Technology on 
U.S. Agriculture Policy will be held 
Wednesday, April 8, 1987. The qualified 
speaker will discuss the need for educa- 
tion concerning the costs and benefits of 
new developments which have increased 
productivity of U.S. farms changing farm 
size, ownership, and employment, in 
light of the increasing involvement of the 
non-agricultural public in decisions affect- 
ing agriculture. Lecture V will conclude 
the lecture series. 



DVC Grads Honored at 

International Horticulture 

Meeting in California 

Approximately twenty-five DVC grad- 
uates, including president Dr. Joshua 
Feldstein, recently attended the Ameri- 
can Society for Horticultural Science 
83rd annual meeting and International 
Horticultural Congress held at the 
University of California at Davis. They 
were among almost 2800 scientists from 
all over the world who came to discuss 
issues pertaining to horticulture. 

William L. George, class of 1960, was 
elected a fellow for the American Society 
for Horticultural Science for his "outstand- 
ing research on the genetic expression, 
and physiology of sexuality and growth 
habits in cucumber and the parthenocarpy 
of tomato. Dr George was also recognized 
for his research in the development of 
germplasm in vegetable crops, and in 
breeding of greenhouse tomatoes. 

Dr. George is currently a professor of 
horticulture, associate dean, and director 
of resident instruction at the University of 
Illinois College of Agriculture. For this 
work he was also honored. 

Dr. Walter Kender, class of '57. director 
of the largest citrus research center in the 
world, was previously elected a fellow of 
the ASHS. 



This Week on 
Campus 

Wendy L. Unger 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3 

if AH night movies at Caesar's Pub (ends it 
3:00 a.m.) 

SATURDAY. OCTOBER 4 

■# Football (A) Moravian 2 p.m. ifr 

Soccer (A) Albright 1:30 p.m. 
FteW Hockey <A) Cabrini 10:30 a.m. 

* Cross County (A) Swarthmore 2 p.m. ^ 
VoHeybaK (A) Attentown 1 p.m 

SUNDAY. OCTOBER 5 

83 more days until Christmas 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 6 

+ Soccer (A) Cabrini 3:30 p.m 
VoDeybal (A) Arvernia 7 p.m. 

TUESDAY. OCTOBER 7 

it 

9 p.m. 

Held Hockey (H) Wesley 4 p.m 

* WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER S 

Vofeybafl (H) Widener 7 p.m 

THURSDAY. OCTOBER 9 

Soccer (A) Beaver 3:K) p.m. 



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Dear Editors 

Dear Editors, 

On September 25 between 5:30 p.m. 
and 9:30 p.m. someone took the privilege 
of walking across my '86 car. My car was 
extensively damaged. This person stepped 
up on my rear bumper, climbed on the 
roof and walked across my roof and hood. 
The bumper is damaged, the roof and 
hood are dented and scratched. I was later 
informed that this type of thing has oc- 
curred before, especially near holidays 
and vacations. I urge other car owners to 
be careful. 
$ $ $ REWARD $ $ $ 

For any information leading to the ar- 
rest and conviction of the person respon- 
sible for the damage of my car on Septem- 
ber 25 between 5:30 and 9:30 p.m. 

To the person responsible for the dam- 
ages: 

"Be sure of this: 

the wicked will not go unpunished." 
Proverbs 11:21 (NIV) 

Any information on this incident may 
be forwarded to Box 988. 



COMMENCEMENT: 
Where and Why 

Dear Editors, 

Last spring I stayed after finals were 
over to watch the seniors graduate and 
receive their bachelor of science degrees 
while their families and friends cheered 
them on. Proud parents watched their 
sons and daughters walk across the plat- 
form and receive greetings from Dr. Feld- 
stein and the respective department chair- 
man, while at that same moment a special 
part of all their lives was becoming a 
memory. 

Those of us who have stuck it out at 
DVC, putting in all the hard work, look 
forward to this day as our last gleaming 
moment on DVC campus. We would 
expect the college to do everything it 
could to make it an enjoyable and spec- 
tacular day. However, this does not seem 
to be the case. 

To begin, most people would expect 
commencement to be held in a location 
intended for spectator events, i.e. an audi- 
torium, a gymnasium, a stadium, or even 
an All-Purpose Room. Not so at DVC. 
This institution holds commencement 
exercises on a grassy incline with rented 
folding chairs. Secondly, the stage is not 
placed at the base of the incline as a thea- 
tre would have it but instead it is at the top 
of the slope so you get a lovely view of 
the back of the head of the person in the 
chair in front of you. Next, the graduates- 
to-be are paraded through two aisles in 
the rented folding chairs and are seated 
in front of the audience. Unless your fam- 
ily is lucky enough to be sitting on your 
aisle they probably won't get to see you 
again until your name is called and you 
walk across the platform, nearly an hour 
later. A fourth, more unusual aspect: why 
are we renting chairs anyway? Does this 
school have money to burn or am I mis 
taken about our tight budget? Why not 
use a facility with seating already avail- 
able? Fifth, sitting in the sun with no re- 
freshments or comfort facilities can be a 
problem, to say the least. Next, the walk 
from the parking lot to the field in front of 
Segal Hall isn't much for me but it's a long 
haul for my mother and I'm sure many 
others would concur. Sixth, there is no 
public address system at this field so one 
has to be constructed each year as well 
as a videotape platform for Mr. Tobachnik 
to use. And finally, at least for now, I am 
not aware of any historic or traditional 
reason for the graduation to be held there, 
and if there is a special reason, none of 
the spectators there were told about the 
significance, so it is going unnoticed. 

It is easy to make a criticism; the hard 
part is suggesting a workable alternative 



Our From Under 
The Editors' Desk: 

Dear Readers, 

Last weekend, one of the big DVC 
events. Homecoming, took place. Earlier 
that week, many students prepared their 
part in that weekend, designing floats, 
building floats, lettering banners, training 
voices, "jamming" for the Band, and 
practicing for the big games planned for 
Saturday. When the big weekend came 
around, the storm patterns out west did, 
too, and we had one of the wettest home- 
comings on record. 

Though the rain may not have damp- 
ened the spirits of weekend revelers, we 
at Ram Pages are still feeling as if this 
newspaper has become another victim of 
that dreaded school affliction we were 
talking about so much only a few years 
ago at DVC — student apathy. The 
Homecoming issue of Ram Pages is a 
case in point. 

Our dedicated handful of writers, pho- 
tographers, and editors has dwindled, 
and we think it is showing in the selection 
of stories we print each week. Ram Pages 
staff really enjoys running around looking 
for stories, writing them up, and getting 
together Monday nights to put it all toge- 
ther and to decide what's needed for the 
following week's issue. However, we need 
a lot more input from you, about your 
campus activities, your classmates, your 
teachers, and your administrators; there's 
nothing worse than seeing a big story 
about the college administration in a local 
paper — and not even mentioned to Ram 
Pages, for DVC's own students to read. 

We want you to know what is going 
on around DVC that could affect you as 
a student (paying good money for a col- 
lege education) . We want others to know 
about the accomplishments of our fellow 
students. In this way you can show why 
we chose Delaware Valley College. Show 
some of that spirit! Just drop us a line at 
P.O. Box 988. 



James Work Memorial Stadium is a 
structure designed for spectator events, 
with a public address system of its own. 
and a place for video taping already con- 
structed. The seating is designed to allow 
each person a clear view of the happen- 
ings on the field. A concession stand and 
rest rooms are at the site as well as easy 
access to and from the parking lot. The 
graduates-to-be could be paraded into 
the stadium on the track, giving friends 
and family time to cheer and wave. Only 
a fraction of the free standing chairs would 
be needed for the seniors and the faculty 
and they could come from the APR 
which could reduce the expense to the 
college. 

Giving the school another opportunity 
to use the stadium has to help justify its 
construction. I would even go so far as to 
say that Coach Wilson's support should 
be expected; after all, the stadium is for 
the entire student body, not just its ath- 
letes. I can see only benefits from this 
possibility and encourage its implemen- 
tation whole-heartedly. 

Sincerely. 

Bill Moller. senior 



DVC Summer Livestock Exhibitions Results 



ACROSS 

1 Amulet 

6 Glass bottle 

11 Skull 

13 Station 

15 Emit rays 

16 Making sense 

17 Tally 

18 Libraries and banks 

20 Wood sorrel 

21 gin 

23 Item for Julia 
Child 

24 Type of cheese 

25 Prefix for gram or 
graph 

27 "A Majority of ' 

28 La Scala offering 

29 Roasting pin 
31 Withstands 



The Animal Husbandry Department 
has exhibited sheep and cattle at several 
shows this summer. The livestock were 
fitted and shown by Delaware Valley stu- 
dents. The results of the show are as 
follows: 

July 28, 1986 - Goshen Fair 
West Chester, PA 

Dorsets 

1st & 3rd place Ram Lamb 

Champion Ram 

1st & 2nd Yearling Ewe 

1st, 3rd & 4th Ewe Lamb 

Champion Ewe & 

Reserve Champion Ewe 

1st Pair of Ram Lambs 

1st Pair of Ewe Lambs 

1st Pen of Lamb 

1st Breeders Young Flock 

1st Flock 

1st Get of Sire 

Hampshires 

1st & 4th Yearling Ewe 
Champion Ewe 

August 9, 1986 
Sussex County Fair 

Sussex, NJ 

2nd & 6th Market Lambs (out of 30) 

August 15, 1986 
Middletown Grange Fair 

Wrightstown, PA 

Market Lambs 

5th light weight 
3rd medium weight 

Dorsets 

1st & 2nd Spring Ram Lamb 

Champion Ram 

5th Aged Ewe 

3rd & 4th Yearling Ewe 

1st Fall Ewe Lamb 

1st, 3rd & 4th Spring Ewe Lamb 

Reserve Champion Ewe with 

Spring Ewe Lamb 

2nd Pen of Lambs 

1st Breeders Young Flock 

1st Get of Sire 

Hampshires 

1st Ram Lamb 

Champion Ram 

1st Aged Ewe 

3rd. 4th & 5th Yearling Ewe 



3rd, 4th & 5th Spring Ewe Lambs 

2nd Pen of Lambs 

1st Get of Sire 

Champion Ram over all breeds with 

our Dorset Spring Lamb 

August 16, 1986 

The fall-born Polled Hereford heifers 
were shown at the Warren County, New 
Jersey Open Show with the following 
results: 

1st Winter Heifer Calf 

1st Senior Heifer Calf 

Heifer Calf Champion with 

Winter Heifer Calf 

Reserve Heifer Calf Champion with 

the Senior Heifer Calf 



And More 
Livestock News . . . 

The Livestock Judging Team competed 
at the Eastern States Exposition Livestock 
Judging Contest on September 13, 1986. 
Twelve class of livestock were judged 
and six sets of oral reasons were given by 
each contestent. There were four colle- 
giate teams competing; Cobbleskill. Uni- 
versity of Connecticut. Penn State Uni- 
versity, and Delaware Valley College. 

The results are the following: 

Swine Judging 

Deb Oesterlir*.] — 1st place individual 

Beth Meny & Bob Breidis — 

Tie for 6th place individual 

DVC — 1st place team 

Sheep Judging 

Lisa Roerig — tied 5th place individual 

Deb Oesterling — 7th place individual 

Allison Bakos — 8th place individual 

DVC — 2nd place team 

Beef Cattle 

Deb Oesterling — 10th high individual 
DVC — 3rd place team 

Reasons 

Deb Oesterling — 7th high individual 
Lisa Roerig — 9th high individual 

Overall 

Deb Oesterling — 2nd high individual 

Lisa Roerig — 10th high individual 

DVC — 2nd place high team 



collegiate crossword 



33 Accelerate 

34 Sot's ailment, for 
short 

35 Wrench 
39 Morons 

42 Units of verse 
measurement 

43 Bungle 
45 Accustom 

47 Actor Jannings 

48 Arose 

50 Spanish river 

51 Records, for short 

52 Graduates 

54 Storage place 

55 Adding machine, for 
one 

57 Art product 
59 Improve in 
appearance 




©Edward Julius Collegiate (W84-18 



60 Puts a picture up 
again 

61 French legislative 
body 

62 Johnny Mercer's 
subject 

DOWN 

1 Baby beds 

2 Food fish 

3 Black cuckoo 

4 Money of Iran 

5 Muffles 



6 Task 

7 Joplin pieces 

8 Prefix for cycle 

9 Works with secret 
messages 

10 Afternoon server 
(2 wds.) 

11 1929 occurrence 

12 Adviser 

13 Ingenious 

14 Relatives of the 
camel 

19 Corleone 

22 Everlasting 



24 Incident 

26 Buck 

28 Rome's ancient port 

30 "All About " 

32 Mr. Byrnes 

35 Refines metal 

36 Majorette's items 

37 Barley's beards 

38 Tennis play 

39 Presser 

40 Labeling 

41 Hot , Arkansas 

44 Like Caesar (abbr 
46 Ice device 



48 Driving hazard 

49 Tropical fruit 

52 Calgary's province 
(abbr.) 

53 Reverberate 
56 Scottish tree 
58 Chinese dynasty 



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SPORTS WRAP-UP 



DVC Goes 1-3 Over 
Homecoming Weekend 




SpoRt 



^iA2-UP 



LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

•Well, the playoffs are set: New York 
vs. Houston in the National League 
and Boston vs. California in the Ameri- 
can League. The battle for second place 
is about over as the Phillies have a five 
game cushion on third place St. Louis. 
Noteworthy — Houston pitcher Mike 
Scott throws a no-hitter at San Fransi- 
sco the same night the Astors clinched 
the west. The Mets better not take them 
too lightly. For what it's worth — the 
Phillies have leaders or are among the 
leaders in every statistical category but 
one (strikeouts by a pitcher) and have 
probably the strongest candidate for 
most valuable player in Michael Jack 
Schmidt. 

• In College football week *4 it was: 
Miami. Florida 28, Oklahoma 16 
Auburn 38, Tennessee 8 

BYU 27. Temple 17 
Notre Dame 41, Purdue 9 
Ohio State 64, Utah 6 
Nebraska 48, Oregon 14 
Iowa 69, Texas El-Paso 7 
Penn State 42, East Carolina 14 
Michigan 20, Florida State 18 
Alfred 69, Rampopo 
Pitt 48, West Virginia 16 

• In College football games of interest it 
was: 

Juniata 24, Widener 9 
Gettysburg 47, Swarthmore 
Ursinus 13, Western Maryland 
Frank. & Marshall 30. Muhlenberg 20 
Moravian 21, Lebanon Valley 6 
Albright 14, Upsala 7 
Lycoming 14, Wilkes 7 
Navy 41, Lehigh 

• In College soccer last weekend it was: 
Cornell 4, Penn 3 

Drew 1, Ursinus 1 
Haverford 4, Catholic 
Rutgers 8, Bucknell 
Lehigh 3, Delaware 2 
Towson St. 1, Drexel 
Villanova 5, Bloomsburg 1 
Seton Hall 1, Temple 

• There's absolutely no interest at all in 
Doug Flutie as a quarterback in the 
NFL. Doug can now be seen in the new 
motion picture, Over the Rainbow II 
starring Billy Barty, Marty the Munch- 
kin, Herve "Hope you get hit by de 
plane" Villecheze, and the whole crew 
from the land of Oz. 

• Sixers sign 6-11, 230 pound Pi votman 
Jerome Henderson. Henderson aver- 
aged eight points with the Rochester 
Zeniths and is a capable shot blocker. 



• In high school football action last week 
and last weekend it was: 
Frankford 48, Overbrook 

Gratz 14, University City 
Mastbaum 24, Edison 
Lincoln 20, West Philadelphia 20 
ML. King 20. Roxborough 14 
Northeast 20, Bok 2 
Bartram 20, Olney 16 
Washington 21, Dobbins 
Chestnut Hill 21. Franklin 8 
West Catholic 20, Roman Catholic 6 
Penn Wood 14. Episcopal 
Archbishop Kennedy 37, Harriton 
Norristown 20. Pennsbury 8 
Council Rock 14. North Penn7 
Abington 18, Neshaminy 13 
Pennridge 14, Truman 3 
C.B. West 27; William Tennent 7 
Quakertown 8. Wissahickon 
C.B. East 20. Bensalem 6 

• In week *4 of the NFL season it was: 
Philadelphia 34. LA. Rams 20 

San Fransisco 31. Miami 16 
Washington 19. Seattle 14 
Chicago 44, Cincinnati 7 
Cleveland 24. Detroit 21 
Kansas City 20. Buffalo 17 
NY. Giants 20. New Orleans 17 
Minnesota 42. Green Bay 7 
LA. Raiders 17, San Diego 13 
Denver 27. New England 20 
NY. Jets 26. Indianapolis 7 
Atlanta 23. Tampa Bay 20 
Monday Night: 
Dallas 31. St. Louis 7 

• Week *5 will find: 
Philadelphia at Atlanta 
Cincinnati at Green Bay 
Cleveland at Pittsburgh 
Houston at Detroit 

LA. Raiders at Kansas City 
Miami at New England 
Minnesota at Chicago 
NY. Giants at St. Louis 
Washington at New Orleans 
Tampa Bay at LA. Rams 
Dallas at Denver 
Buffalo at NY. Jets 
Indianapolis at San Fransisco 
Monday Night: 
San Diego at Seattle 

• Parapeligic's bid to swim English Chan- 
nel fails: Jim McGowan. 54 of Fort 
Washington, PA and paralyzed from 
the waist down fell victim to the choppy 
and cold waters of the 22 mile long 
English Channel. Very few people 
would think of swimming the treacher- 
ous channel but this man, despite his 
disability, gave it his best. "He's got a 
lot more guts than anyone I ever knew." 
said close friend Joan Padro "1 don't 
want to talk about failure because he is 
not a failure." He is an inspiration. 

• In Atlantic City, an unknown by the 
name of Lloyd Honeyghan became 
the new Welterweight Champion of 
the World by defeating former undis- 
puted champ Donald Curry with a 6th 
round TKO 

• In Catholic League action last Sunday 
it was: 

Cardinal Dougherty 26. LaSalle 24 
Bishop Egan 21, Archbishop Ryan 14 
St. James 26. Archbishop Carroll 21 
Msgr Bonner 14, St. John Neumann 
St. Josephs 22, Cardinal O'Hara 21 



TD Pass from Coolidge to 

Bucci Lifts Susquehanna 

over DVC 

by John Litzke 

It was an uneasy day at DVC on 
Saturday and an uneasy day nationally 
as well. Congress passed a new tax bill 
which could have some very substantial 
and uncertain effects on us all and it 
rained all over our Homecoming Parade 
and on our football team. 

The Aggies, whose offense was quite 
ineffective throughout the game, suf- 
fered a 7-0 Homecoming loss to the 
visiting Crusaders from Susquehanna. 
The lone touchdown for Susquehanna 
and for the game was scored at 10:40 of 
the third quarter when junior quarter- 
back Todd Coolidge found junior split 
end Al Bucci in the endzone for a nine- 
yard touchdown strike finishing a drive 
that lasted 12 plays and went for 72 
yards. 

Last week Susquehanna, down 42-22 
with just 8:06 left in their game with 
Lycoming, scored three times through 
the air with quarterback Coolidge going 
17 of 23 for 289 yards and a 43-42 vic- 
tory. DVC was coming off a very im- 
pressive offensive and defensive showing 
against Albright with their 31-0 shutout 
last week but offense was not to be found 
last Saturday — for either team . 



The name of the game was defense. 
The Aggie defense held Susquehanna to 
just seven points, eight first downs, in- 
tercepted Coolidge four times (Rich 
Simononis, three; Jon Zellers. one) and 
had outstanding efforts by middle 
linebacker Jim Hannon and tackle Tom 
Voell with eight tackles each. Safety Rich 
Simononis collected seven tackles and 
defensive end Chuck Heiber had three 
tackles, one fumble recovery, and one 
crunching quarterback sack. Congratula- 
tions to Chuck who received the Bruno 
Award in the post game ceremony as 
most valuable player of the Homecom- 
ing game. 

The Susquehanna "D" was just as 
tough, allowing the DVC offense only 
four first downs the entire game, along 
with just 45 yards rushing and 23 yards 
through the air for a total of 68 total 
yards. 

Odds makers in Vegas have found that 
after a low scoring game the previous 
week, high offensive output can be ex- 
pected the next — the Moravian Grey- 
hounds better be prepared. DVC (1-2) 
will travel to Moravian (2-1) for a 
scheduled 2:00 starting time. DVC 
handled Moravian last year with a 27-18 
final so let's make it two in a row. 

Note: This is the first time in 22 years 
that Susquehanna has gotten off to a 3-0 
start. 



DVC Kickers Stun Mules 
Fall to Widener Saturday 

Talk about night and day. That's exactly 
what the two halves of last Wednesday's 
non-league matchup between DVC and 
Muhlenberg looked like. 

In the first half it was just about the 
same old story, offensively ineffective, 
fundamentally unsound soccer. "We just 
pulled ourselves together in the second 
half." said senior Gerry Saul. And pull 
themselves together they did as DVC. 
down 1-0 at half, pulled two goals out of 
a hat in some of the best offensive action 
I've seen in a long time and won 2-1. 

Carlos Salama netted the first goal of 
the game for Muhlenberg off a direct kick 
due to some key mistakes by DVC. Then 
the pep talk came and the rest is history. 
DVC started the second half with new life 
and m*>re of a sound game but the scor- 
ing punch wasn't there, yet. With about 
15 minutes gone in the second half, center 
forward Frank Seidel took a good 40-yard 
direct kick and looped it just over Muhlen- 
berg goalie Mark Maehrer's outstretched 
hand to tie the score. 





The bench comes alive after goal "1 There was 
a lot to be enthusiastic about during DVC's 2 1 
victory 



Goal scorer Frank Seidel (34) avoids Mules 
tackier and passes upfield 

DVC was stormin' now. Then at 39:36 
Winger Chris Freudig took a pass from 
Seidel and tucked it so very nicely into 
the open net for the game winner. The 
name of the game was keep away in the 
final 4:00 to preserve the win for goalie 
Ray Schilling and the Delaware Valley 
team. Although DVC was outshot 19-6. 
they made their shots count. 

Homecoming wasn't as nice to the Ag- 
gies as they had presumed it to be. Up 
against the Pioneers of Widener hoping 
to stretch their win streak to two DVC fell 
short and were shut out 2-0 in this MAC 
matchup. This dropped DVC to an un- 
comfortable 1-7 with matchups this week 
against Haverford (A) on Tuesday, Sep- 
tember 30, Spring Garden (H) on Thurs- 
day, October 2, and an away contest 
tomorrow against Albright. After the Spring 
Garden game on Thursday, DVC will 
not see the friendly confines of "Tasker" 
field until the 15th of October. So hope- 
fully you supported them yesterday. 



Delaware Valley College 



1986 



OCTOBER 



1986 



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DEBATE 

KOSTMAYER 

VS. 
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sponsored by WBUX radio 



Monday 



S = Soccer 

FH = Field Hockey 

V = Volleyball 

SC = Student Center 

APR = Ail Purpose Room 



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Columbus Day 
(Observed) 

Yom Kippur 

NO CLASS 



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FH/ Wesley (H) 4 p.m. 



"DOC" 

PERFORMS 

in Caesar's Pub 9 p.m. 




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Pee IVee s Big Adventure 
9 p.m. APR 



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PIANO RECITAL 

by Sir; Sokol Mickoue 

7:30-9 p.m. APR 



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V '/Messiah (H) 7 p.m. 




Preregistration Conferences Begin 

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The Big Chill 
9 p.m. APR 



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V/Widner (H) 7 p.m. 




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S/Scranton (H) 2:30 p.m 

Faculty Development 

Committee Lecture 

"Promises and Problems 

in Genetic Engineering" 

Alfred McFee/7:3() p.m./APR 

Tarot Card Reader 11-2 p.m. 



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Children of the Corn 
9 p.m. APR 

Bonsai Lecture 
7 p.m. /Greenhouse 



Thursday 



S/Spring Garden (H) 3:30 p.m. 
FH/FDU (H) 4 p.m. 



Caesar's Pub Nite 



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V/Muhlenburg (H) 7 p.m. 

HAYRIDE 

Behind Admissions 

Music & Refreshments 

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Caesar's Costume 
** Pub Nite - 9 p.m. 



Friday 




Have a good 
weekend! 



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Hayride — 6 p.m. 

sponsored by '88 class 

Parent /Student 50s 
Dance — Gym 
8-12 midnight 

Hey. I'm 20 today — alright! 



Saturday 




Rosh Hashanah 



FH/Drew (H) 4 p.m. 

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United Nations Day 



Let's 

have a 

smashing 

weekend 





HAYRIDE 

sponsored by the senior class 



Ifi P arents Day 

lO 9-11:30 a.m. 

Reception for parents and faculty 

in the APR 

11:30-1 p.m. 

Parents' luncheon 
All sport teams are home today! 

4-7 p.m. 
"Victory Celebration" - APR 
Music and lots of refreshments 



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V/Kings (H) 1 p.m. 






DVC sets for the service. 

Volleyball in Gear Early 

Ladles Pummel FDU 

over Homecoming 

by John Litzke 

The DVC volleyball squad has jumped 
out to an early 3-2 record so far in '86 
with a convincing win over Cedar Crest. 

Following their sweep of Cedar Crest, 
they were beaten by a highly touted 
Haverford squad. 

Tuesday, September 23, a tough Spring 
Garden team visited DVC but DVC pro- 
ceeded to get the broom out and swept 
the Lady Bobcats 15-11, 15-12, and 
15-7. Setters (and spikers) Connie Hajio- 
annou and Sharon Chapman played 
some very consistent volleyball and 
spiker- server extraordinaire Trish Dollar- 
ton sealed the victory for DVC with her 
enthusiastic and powerful play. 

On Thursday, September 25, DVC 
traveled to Bethlehem to face a powerful 
Moravian team and had it not been for a 
poor opening game (15-2 loss) DVC 
might have been in this one. DVC con- 
tended better in the second game with 
improved hitting, setting, and returning 
but dropped the middle match 15-12. 
The third game also went to the Lady 
Greyhounds by a 15-9 score. 

Homecoming found the Volleyball 
squad facing the Lady Devils of FDU. 
DVC played very well as a team and 
swept FDU right out of Work gym, 3-0. 
The upcoming schedule has DVC 
visiting Albright Tuesday, September 30, 
Wilkes at home, Thursday, October 2, 
and Allentown (A) tomorrow. 






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Setter spiker Sharon Chapman unleashes a 
power-filled spike that was a winner in DVC's 
sweep of Spring Garden 

CLUB NEWS 

Chemistry Club 
50/50 Raffle 

by Joe Schnable, President 

The winner of the Chemistry Club's 
Homecoming drawing was ticket 
*4527593, belonging to Dr. Lugar, DVC. 
Dr. Lugar had bought a total of 12 tickets 
for his family and mother. 

The $82 the club kept will be used 
towards students' admission fees at the 
Eastern Analytical Chemistry Exhibit. 

Thanks to everyone for helping out. 




World Series Pool 

by John Litzke 

If you are a major league baseball en- 
thusiast, but then again, even if you're 
not, enter the Ram Pages World Series 
Pool. Choose your National and American 
League champion and your world cham- 
pion, place all three on a slip of paper 
along with your name and box number. 
Place them in box 951 before Friday, 
October 10. The first correct answer 
drawn from the answer box on October 
22, will receive four coupons, each for a 
FREE Aggie burger, French fries, and a 
Pepsi. 

National League: 

New York Mets vs. Houston Astros 

National League Champ 

American League: 

Boston Red Sox vs. California Angels 

American League Champ 

World Champion 



Enter Today - Go€>d Luck! 




Athlete of the Week: Lisa Long 

Athlete of the Week , 

Lisa Long is a junior, right wing on 
DVC's ever improving field hockey team. 
Lisa had a start only some hockey players 
dream of as she scored four goals in the 
team's first three games; two vs. Gwynedd 
Mercy on September 11 and two vs. Im- 
maculata on September 22. Because of 
her offensive skills and team play, Lisa is 
a real asset to the DVC hockey team and 
to head Coach Pam Spotts. For these 
reasons Lisa has been chosen athlete of 
the week. She is a graduate of C.B. East 
High School and resides in Doylestown , 
PA. Congratualations! 

New Computers Available 
for Your Use 

The library now has two Apple He's 
and two printers for student use. Word 
processing software (PFS Write) is also 
available. Mrs. Sell or Mrs. Klaessig will 
be glad to help you get started. Call exten- 
sion 2253 for more information. 



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ASLEEP TOW, MARCIE JAP 
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Cross Country Update 

The DVC Harriers record fell to 4-4 on 
Saturday. In front of a Homecoming 
crowd, Dave Spotts turned in a fine per- 
formance, finishing first for the team and 
first in the meet. Dave's record to date is 
undefeated. As for Dave and the other 
two seniors on the team, Gary Kamp- 
meyer and John Thomson, it was the 
last time to run on the home course. 
Gary and John turned in respectable 
places, finishing 15th and 13th respec- 
tively. Jim Enoch's showing was strong 
and is continuing to improve, finishing 
11th. Rounding out the places for the 
Aggies were: Tony Donofrio, 22nd; 
Sean Miller, 29th; and Bill Brosky, 30th. 
A special congratulations goes to Tom 
Await who ran for the Aggies and finished 
32nd, after playing in the soccer game 
earlier in the day. The meet scorings 
were: DVC 17, Widener 42; DVC 30, 
Moravian 26; DVC 43, Susquehanna 
20. 

EQUESTRIAN TEAM 
RESULTS 

Open on die Flat 

Tony Delise — 1st 

Leslie Ward — 2nd 

Beth Meny — 6th 

Intermediate on the Hat 

Theresa Kothstein — 6th 

Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter 

Donna Fort — 2nd 

Julia Kopack — 4th 

Debbie Osterling — 4th 

Laura Harmer — 5th 

Open over Fences 

Leslie Ward — 1st 
Tony Delise — 1st 

Intermediate over Fences 

Becky Moore — 3rd 
Melanie O'Neil - 6th 

Novice over Fences 

Joell Purcel — 3rd 

Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter 

Kris Iandola — 2nd 

Julie Keane — 3rd 
Maryane Vogt — 6th 
Julie Glompiak — 6th 

Free Learning Skills Classes 
for DVC Students Only! 

Every Wednesday at third period (1 1:20 
to 12 Noon), beginning October 8th, 
1986 there will be FREE training in learn- 
ing systems and techniques at the Tutor- 
ing Center in Segal Hall basement. Many 
years of research on how people learn 
have gone into the development of these 
techniques and systems. Don't miss it! 

APPOINTMENTS 
TO SOCIAL BOARD 

The following persons have been ap- 
pointed to the College Social Board: 
Richard M. Dommel 
Ray Boltz '87 — co-chairs 
Larry D. Hepner 
Craig Hill 

Theresa Somerville 
Donald E. Billet '87 
Beth Meny '87 
Philip Snyder '88 





Sports Trivia No. 4 

by John Litzke 

WHO AM I? I was one of the premiere 
wide receivers in the NFL from 1964 to 
1980 (mostly with the Miami Dolphins). 
My nickname is "Mr. Unemotional." 1 
recently entered the NFL Hall of Fame. 
During my college years I was a speed 
burner in the low hurdles and played 
under Woody Hayes at Ohio State. 

No one got last week's question: Who is 
the only player to represent four different 
teams in Major League baseball's All Star 
game and which teams? Answer: Rich 
"The Goose" Gossage; the teams — 
Chicago White Sox, New York Yankees, 
Pittsburgh Pirates, and San Diego 
Padres. 

If you have the correct answer to this 
week's trivia question, jot it down on a 
slip of paper along with your name and 
box number and deposit it in box 951. 
First correct answer will receive a coupon 
for a FREE Aggie burger, French fries, 
and a medium Pepsi. 




HAVING TROUBLE COMMUNICATING? IF YOUR WORDS ARENT GETTING YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS COME TO 
THE DVC WRITING CENTER FOR INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION SEE DR HEATH. LASKER 18. FOR SCHEDULING 



Boyles Passes E.M.O. 
to Victory 

Chris "Heisman Hopeful" Boyle passed 
for five touchdowns as E.M.O. beat 
McNuggets 31-6. The leading receivers 
were Bob Fox and Tim Brennon with two 
touchdowns a piece. Also scoring for 
E.M.O. was Mike Zendt. The key factor 
for Boyle getting his TD passes off was 
the offensive line. The line is made up of 
Shaun McGrath, Steve Boto, and Steve 
Smyth. The "D" was great again. Cy 
Rother led the charge with two intercep- 
tions, Vinnie Pastore one and Bill Boyle 
one. E.M.O. is now 2-0. E.M.O. big wins 
should get them in the U.S.A. Today's 
top 25. 

Tie Textile; 

Lose Heartbreaker to Hounds 

Homecoming Washed Out 

by John Litzke 

DVC battled MAC opponent Moravian 
last Thursday and hung with them in a 
scoreless tie the entire way until, with only 
30 seconds left in the game goalie ???? 
came out of the net to boot the ball away, 
she was knocked down and sat on by a 
Moravian player and the ball was sent into 
the net by an awaiting Moravian player 
for the 1-0 victory with just 30 seconds 
left, only 30 seconds. If that 30 seconds 
had passed a bit quicker, I could've told 
you about that 1-0 overtime DVC victory. 

The Textiles from Philadelphia visited 
DVC on Monday and in a tough, tough 
non-league match the Lady Aggies re- 
ceived offensive output on goals by Dee 
Pisauro and Beth Karr. Textile matched 
the two goals and sent the contest into 
double overtime and the field hockey 
marathon ended in a 2-2 deadlock. "It 
was the toughest game so far, both teams 
were evenly matched," commented half- 
back Ranki Kunkel. The Lady Aggies will 
face FDU on Thursday, October 2 at the 
James Work hockey field, Cabrini (A) 
tomorrow and Wesley (H) on Tuesday, 
October 7. 



Fighting Back 
Against Forgetting 

from the Counseling Department 

What causes forgetting? 

All your thoughts, ideas, dreams, and 
emotions have a way of interfering with 
your ability to recall any particular fact. It 
is this interference that causes forgetting. 
So, the more you know, the more poten- 
tial interference you have. (The more stuff 
you have jammed into a crowded closet, 
the harder it is to find a particular item.) 
Retroactive interference takes place when 
later learning interferes with the recall of 
previously learned material. Proactive in- 
terference takes place when previous 
learning inteferes with the recall of later 
learning. Interactive interference occurs 
when older and newer learning interfere 
with the recall of intermediate learning. 
Finally, reactive interference occurs when 
a negative attitude interferes with the re- 
call of learning. 

How Important is motivated 
interest to learning? 

Of utmost importance! Without genuine 
interest in a subject or in improvement in 
your performance, there will be almost 
no retention and thus almost no learning. 
You'll only go through the academic mo- 
tions of learning, and even these will be a 
waste of energy and time. In other words, 
you must want to learn! You must want 
to improve! 

Isn't selecting the right ideas 
to remember difficult? 

Yes, it's difficult, but if you have the 
courage to start doing so, you'll be sur- 
prised how expert you can become in a 
short time. If you want to become an in- 
dependent self-learner, you must stand 
or fall by your personal judgments. In 
your selecting be stingy. Use the fewest 
to do the mostest. 
Doesn't everyone intend 
to remember? 

Wishing to remember and intending to 
remember are two different things. Intend- 
ing takes determined effort. And intend- 
ing means having a game plan: First, pay 
100 percent attention to the task of learn- 
ing. Second, strive hard to understand 
each fact or idea, in your own words. 
Third, make sure you end up with a cor- 
rect, clear, crisp concept to store in your 
memory. In other words, don't just sit 
there — take action. 
A basic background: 
Why is it important? 

Everything you hear, read, see, feel, 
and taste is interpreted in light of what 
you already know. For example, if you 
were asked about the taste of a new ice 
cream, you might say, "It's a cross be- 
tween raspberry and banana." But, to say 
that, you must have had basic background 
knowledge of the tastes of banana and 
raspberry. In sum, the old is the key to 
the meaning of the new. 
Why is organization important? 

Organization is important because it 
helps you remember more information 
longer and better, for three reasons: First, 
mentally handling each piece of informa- 
tion to see where it best fits and then plac- 
ing it into a category, you become familiar 
with the information. Second, as you think 
through and design your organizational 
plan, you get familiar with the information 
and with how it fits in the overall picture. 
Third, organizing ties all the ideas, sub- 
ideas, and details in a neat package, 
which is many times easier to remember 
than scattered bits of information. 
What is recitation and 
how does it help us remember? 

Recitation is simply saying aloud, in 
your own words, the principal points that 
you read in a book or hear in a lecture, 
without looking at the book or your lec- 
ture notes. Recitation helps retention by 
making you think, by creating strong 
memory traces, and by providing time 
for the ideas to move from your short-term 
memory to your long-term memory. 



What docs consolidation 
imply about learning? 

Before an idea, detail, or activity can 
become a permanent part of your memo- 
ry, it has to pass from the short-term mem- 
ory into the long-term memory. For this 
to happen, the idea must be held in the 
mind for a period of time, maybe four or 
five seconds. And this process can occur 
only when you think over the idea, detail, 
or activity, as you recite or write it, or as 
you review lecture notes. 
What's the story on massed versus 
distributed practice? 

Generally speaking, breaking a study 
session of, say, three hours, into six half- 
hour sessions with five-minute breaks be- 
tween sessions, is better than trying to do 
the job all in one sitting. Taking breaks is 
good because it relieves boredom and fa- 
tigue and gives you time to "recharge 
your batteries" for another strong effort. 
However, if you can stick with study ses- 
sions for longer periods of time, that's 
okay. And some assignments should be 
done all in one sitting, because to stop 
would mean losing the facts and thoughts 
already held at the tip of your memory. 
In other words, you must use your judg- 
ment about breaks. 
Can drawing a picture 
help you to remember? 

Yes! Dr. Allan Paivio calls it the "dual 
code" theory. If you remember with 
words alone you're using only half your 
brain. Add a diagram, and you're sud- 
denly making use of the whole brain. 
When it comes to memory, the combina- 
tion of words and pictures is hard to 
forget. 
How does association work? 

Association is the mind's glue. To re- 
member a new fact, you glue it to a fact 
you already have in your memory, 
through association. 
What makes mnemonic 
devices work? 

Mnemonic devices work on the princi- 
ple of association. Each part of a mne- 
monic device is a direct cue to the facts 
or ideas that you want to remember, i.e. 
"Thirty days hath September, April, June, 
and November . . . 
Can almost all things be 
learned without mnemonics? 

The answer has to be yes. Sometimes, 
however, the result may not be worth the 
memorization effort. Most things should 
be learned through understanding and 
organization, but items that defy organi- 
zation or are too complex can be remem- 
bered through mnemonics. 
What are the main criticisms 
of mnemonics? 

The criticisms are three: that material 
memorized by rote lacks understanding; 
that mnemonic devices just add to the 
memory's overall load ; and that material 
learned through mnemonics is soon for- 
gotten. 
What's good about mnemonics? 

At least two things: First, mnemonic 
devices are sound and effective ways to 
organize your material and keep it straight. 
Second, when information that was 
learned through mnemonics is used fre- 
quently, it becomes a permanent part of 
your knowledge. 
Do mnemonics help in exams? 

Yes! In one study, all students using 
mnemonics raised their test scores over 
scores they attained without using mne- 
monics. 

There will be free learning skills 
classes held every Wednesday, third 
period, beginning October 8th in 
the Tutoring Center. Contact Mr. 
Steve Davis at the Tutoring Center, 
ext. 2309. 



/I LEGEND LIVES ON 

By Bob Wecht 

From Vol. XV/V, No. 6 
Friday, October 12, 1984 

At the tender age of fourteen Ernest 
Purnell came to work as a janitor at Dela- 
ware Valley College (then known as the 
National Farm School) in 1910 Although 
his family home is in Baltimore, he and 
another man left to find work Del Val 
hasn't been the same since. 

Ernest was bom May 10. 1895. He was 
the sixth of six children and reared in a 
Methodist environment The love of na- 
ture has always been with him and even 
after eighty-nine years he still breeds tropi 
cal fish and parakeets. 

Mr. Purnell's earliest experiences here 
on campus included not only janitorial 
responsibilities but chauffer duties for Del 
Val's founder. Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf 
"Dr Rabbi" as he is remembered, always 
brings fond memories to this local college 
legend 




"I always made sure Segal Hall was 

nice and warm for him (Rabbi Krauskopf) 

. . years ago coal was used instead of oil, 

so 1 set my alarm and was there every 

morning." 




NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

/Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



While working at Del Val Ernest was 
rudely interrupted by World War I. He 
served as a Private 1st class in Company 
D. 333rd Service Battalion, Q.M.C. train- 
ing and fighting both occurred overseas 
"Hell all the way through, but any sacrifice 
for America was worth it." His discharge 
papers hang proudly in his room. 

At one point. Ernest was moonlighting 
in a restaurant near the college to help 
pay for car expenses. One night. Presi- 
dent Theodore Roosevelt came to dinner 
and Purnell was chosen to wait on him 
Roosevelt was so taken by Ernest that he 
wanted to bring him back to Washington 
to work in the White House Luckily for 
the college the Presidents offer was 
declined. 

When asked how the students and fac- 
ulty of today are different from those in 
the school's beginnings, it was made quite 
clear that attitudes have changed "In the 
Farm School people were like brothers, 
but today many think they are higher up 
and better people — not equals." 

"The great man who put us on this 
earth didn't want people to be different 
from each other — just equal . there is 
bad in all races, what religion doesn't 
matter — we were given brains to be the 
best we can and to be smart enough to 
love our neighbors ." Why can't people 
see the truth? 

If you don't know where to find Mr. 
Purnell. all you need to do is check out 
the second floor of the Alumni House. Er- 
nest will be the man with a cigar in his 
mouth Next time you have the opportu- 
nity, stop and have a chat . . you won't 
be sorry you did! 



Editors Note: Ernie Purnell recently fell 
and damaged his spine. He went into 
Doylestown Hospital for an operation 
and is now feeling much better. He is 
under the care of the nursing home in 
the old Doylestown Hospital building. 
According to Mrs. Fisher of the DVC in- 
firmary, Ernie is his normal self again, 
chatting with residents and passers-by 
near his room next to the center's sun 
room. Ram Pages staff sends Ernie our 
best wishes for a full recovery and happier 
times! 



Personals 



Chunka Victims — 
Joell P. September 23, B and R 
Kirsten K. September 27, B and T slowly 
It's Yuk, not Chunka — Right Kirsten? 

Larry B. — Where have you been? 

Hey Bee. how did you like the movie? 
Did you do well on your test? 

To my fifth roommate — Why was the 
bed shaking? 

Miss Feigles: Check your mailbox; and if 
you're not typical, give me a call. Even if 
you're not. give me a call Me 



STAFF 

Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Missy Brangan , Brett 

Hart, Judy Henry, Melanie O'Neill, 
Cheryl Snyder, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry. Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien. 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 





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Vol. XXI. No. 6 

Friday, October 10. 1986 




Highlights: 

Dear Editors 2 

Sports Wrap-Up 3 

Personals 4 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



Don't Fall Into the Racism Trap 



by Bill Rein 

A few weeks ago, Japan's top govern- 
ment official was quoted by his country's 
newspapers as saying that the level of in- 
telligence in the U.S. is lowered due to 
the fact that it is a multiracial society. 

Premier Yasuhiro Nakasone, speaking 
to approximately 1,000 young members 
of his Liberal Democratic Party, was 
defending his statement that politics in 
Japan must confront their national prob- 
lems, in "an information -oriented, highly 
educated society such as Japan." Added 
the premier, "the level in the U.S. is 
lowered because of a considerable num- 
ber of blacks, Puerto Ricans and Mexi- 
cans." A party official said that Nakasone 
was referring to the "literacy level." 

Nakasone must have been suffering 
an acute case of what is commonly known 
by us less educated American mongrels 
as "Hoof in mouth" disease, for the day 
after these remarks were released, Mr. 
Nakasone said that he "did not intend 
racial prejudice ..." but then explained 
that "there are certain things difficult for 
its [the United States] reach, because it is 
a multiracial society." Uh-huh . . What? 

"1 intended to say that it is easier in 
Japan's monoracial society." 

This indeed seems to be a clarification 
— it makes clear Mr. Nakasone's racial 
bias. It illustrates that even a "highly edu- 

Myths About College Loans: 

Debt Does Not Affect 

Career Choice 

Research shows undergraduate stu- 
dents' career choices are not significantly 
influenced by their indebtedness from 
bonowing money to pay for college, ac- 
cording to a report in the summer issue 
of Connections, a publication of the New 
England Board of Higher Education. 

The article also took aim at other myths 
about student financial aid, claiming that 
student loan defaults are more often re- 
lated to a graduate's unwillingness to pay 
than to inability. College dropouts are 
more likely to default on loans than 
graduates, the report said. 

The amount of money a student bor- 
rows is not a reliable predictor of whether 
a student will default on loans, according 
to the article. In fact, the National Com- 
mission on Student Aid found that the 
more a student borrows, the more likely 
he or she is to repay the loans. 

Other popular misconceptions about 
students were also challenged. For in- 
stance, the article reports that when both 
spouses have borrowed money, married 
couples are more likely to repay loans 
than single borrowers. Also, among 
graduates earning more than $1,000 per 
month, there is no evidence that indebt- 
edness forces the postponement of pur- 
chasing cars, homes and other big-ticket 
items. 

Even though New England is home to 
many of the nation's most expensive 
private colleges, the average student 
loan burden in the six New England 
states is $5,000, while the national aver- 
age is almost $10,000. 



cared society" such as one finds in Japan 
can fall prey to the feeling that one's 
group, or race, usually if one is in the 
majority, is superior to another race or 
other groups. In this case, I'd call it biting 
the hand that feeds you. 

For Mr. Nakasone to make such a 
statement about that country which has 
lent its most intelligent men to rebuild his 
society, and who is the major supporter 
of its defense, even its economy, could 
easily lead to reverse racism from the 
U.S. toward the Japanese. However, 
the best defense against racism is to 
avoid the racism trap ourselves. For one 
thing, we ourselves cannot deny the lin- 
gering, widespread racism against those 
people the Premier mentioned and 
others, which exists in the U.S. 

Nonetheless, we in the U.S. have an 
inherent weapon against such statements 
— a weapon that Mr. Nakasone himself 
has pointed out. Our society is multi- 
racial, built with successive waves of im- 
migrants upon our shores, fleeing racism 
of their own homelands in many cases; 
and most of us are proud of our ethnicity! 
An insult against multiracialty could not 
truly be made by an American, for that 
would be an insult against oneself. Let's 
hope that the Japanese will learn from 
their disadvantages as a monoracial 
society. 




Tim Kohl accepts cash as Beth Whetstone hands 
Dr Avery a stock certificate. Frank Hoffman, 
marketing manager, witnesses 

STOCK OFFER ANNOUNCED 
BY AG. MARKETING CORP. 

by Margaret Freeman 

AGRICULTURAL MARKETING AS- 
SOCIATES announces a tender stock 
offer to the students, faculty and staff of 
DVC. This dynamic, informal coopera- 
tive foresees an excellent opportunity for 
the entire community to share in the 
talents of members of the Agricultural 
Sales and Marketing course. 

Stocks are issued at $10.00 a share; 
an individual can purchase just one 
share. For many this is the first opportu- 
nity to be a stockholder in our economy. 
Therefore, this means a hands-on op- 
portunity to obtain a glimpse of how a 
cooperative operates. 

How do you purchase a share? On 
Wednesday, October 15, 1986 during 
third period (11:20 a.m. to 12:20 p.m.) 
members of the class will be in Segal Hall 
for anyone that wants to purchase stock. 
They will accept cash or check. 

What is a benefit for this investment? A 
share of the profits make this a worth- 
while place for your cash. Our Agribusi- 
ness Department Chairman, Dr. John 
Avery, anticipates a profit. He is the first 
investor for the 1986 fall class. So, come 
and be a part of the American dream. In- 
vest and profit. 



WORLD FOOD DAY 
October 16, 1986 

by Msgr. Robert J. Coll 
Executive Director 
Interfaith Hunger Appeal 

World Food Day gives us an opportu- 
nity to consider some facts related to 
global hunger. Presently, some five hun- 
dred million people experience hunger 
on a continuing basis, that is, one out of 
every ten people on Earth, approximate- 
ly 30 million people in America. 

The average person in the developed 
world consumes more than 3,000 calo- 
ries a day while a person in the develop- 
ing world gets about 2,000 calories. It 
should be remembered that a body at 
rest needs 1,600 calories daily. 

In rural areas of poor countries, the 
caloric intake of people is well below the 
required 1,600. There were long periods 
during the Ethiopian famine when a per- 
son received less than 800 calories a 
day. Needless to say, malnutrition was 
rampant, starvation and death common, 
especially among children under five and 
expecting and lactating mothers. 

For a variety of reasons, mostly man- 
made, the lives of some 200 million peo- 
ple in Africa will be threatened for years 
to come because of severe food short- 
ages. Weak political structures, cultural 
deprivation, poor agricultural policies 
and economic exploitation are some of 
the causes that effect the lives of the poor 
who hunger. 

However, there is enough food pro- 
duced each year in the world to feed 
every person on Earth. We, the interna- 
tional community, have the know-how 
and ability to train those in need to grow 
their own food, and we have the capabil- 
ity to deliver emergency food to those 
who live in remote areas. 

What then is the problem? The prob- 
lem is that we lack the will. For some rea- 
son, we choose to use large portions of 
global economic resources to develop 
military capability rather than humanity. 
Imagine, the world spends 750 billions of 
dollars a year for armament, 1.4 million 
dollars a minute. Some 500,000 scien- 
tists are needed for the development, 
manufacture and delivery of the toys of 
war. Just think of what might be accom- 
plished if one-third of the international 
military commitment to arms were di- 
verted to the development of the poor 
who hunger. 

But what can I do? I'm only one per- 
son. You can do a great deal. You can 
become a voice for the voiceless by ac- 
tively participating in the formation of 
local, corporate and national policies 
which are more sensitive to the poor who 
hunger. Encourage your local communi- 
ty, your church or synagogue, your 
company, your nation to be actively in- 
volved in developing the lives of the 
hungry. 

Were it not for the mystery of life, you 
and your children might be part of the 
500 million. Every now and then "TAKE 
A FRIEND TO LUNCH" by sending the 
cost of an afternoon meal to any local or 
overseas agency that brings hope to the 
hungry. 




The victim, in better days. 
Photo/M OTVel// 

Goose, Victim of 
Campus Violence 

by M. O'Neill 

I recently read an article that conclud- 
ed that children who show cruelty to 
animate often grow up to be antisocial 
adults. We must have a few of these self- 
absorbed brats around the DVC campus; 
and worst of all, someone has supplied 
one of them with a lethal weapon. I am 
referring to the recent cruelty on cam- 
pus: someone impaled a large white 
goose with an arrow down by Lake Ar- 
cher. Fortunately, members of the main- 
tenance arew discovered the wounded 
goose and took it to the Poultry Diagnos- 
tic Laboratory. 

It must be a challenge for a hunter to 
hit a tame, flightless goose which will 
come within three feet of people. (I 
wonder if that's where the expression 
"sitting duck" came from.) I guess the 
perpetrator finds the broad side of a barn 
a real test of skill. 

This is not the first incident of its kind 
on campus. Last year, someone kicked 
to death this most recent victim's mate. 
Furthermore, last year I found numerous 
dead crows in the parking lot behind 
Wolfsohn Hall; the crows were presum- 
ably shot with a BB gun. There were also 
several dead squirrels (that had not fallen 
out of trees) by Ulman Hall. 

cont'd on page 4 




is Week on 
Campus 



* by Wendy L. Unger 



10 

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4r ' 5 p m 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER M 

FootbaB (A) vs. Upaala, 1:30 p.m. 

* Socca (A) ■, I nanus i; a 

Equestrian Team (A) vs. Lehigh 

Rett Hockey fffl vs. Drew, 4 p.m 

^ Volleyball (A) Dickinson Tournament 
5pm 

^ MONDAY, OCTOBER 13 

Columbus Day, Yom Kipp ur 
NO CLASSES!! 
^ Refcj Hockey (AJ vs Wklenei 4p 

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14 

FUm . Pee Wee's Big Aduenrure, 9 

^ p m m the APH 

WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 15 

Soccer (H) v*. Upsala 3 p m 

* ReW Hockey (H hi Saenton 4 p.ra 
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16 

Caesar's Pub, 9 p ~ 
*| Fofcw a MONDAY scheduk 

V olayb e l (A) w. Scranten, 7 p.m. 
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Why Take Notes? from the Counseling Department 

Your objective in taking notes in class is to capture the instructor's ideas in the order in 
which they are given, so you can take them back to your room to study and master. 
You have to take notes or else you'll forget what you've heard. Incidentally, you should 
ignore the complainers who argue that notetaking prevents you from listening. These 
are the very same students who consistently find themselves at the bottom of the class. 
Instead, notice how rapidly and how massively forgetting takes place. 

A secret recording was made of a discussion. Two weeks later, those who took part in 
the discussion were asked to write down all they could recall about it. The recollections 
were checked against the recording, and it was found that the average number of specif- 
ic points recalled by an individual was only 8.4 percent of the total. Moreover, 42 per- 
cent of the recalled points were incorrect to some degree: Happenings were reported 
that never took place; casual remarks were greatly expanded; points were reported that 
had only been hinted at; and so forth. 

In sum, only fragments were recalled, and even these fragments were distorted. And 
the people who forgot 91.6 percent of the specific points raised in the discussion were 
highly educated members of the Cambridge Psychological Society! 

Listening Is The First Step 

To take good notes, you have to be a good listener, and good listeners are not so 
common as you might think. It is not enough simply to hear all the words. You have to 
transfer the ideas from the short-term memory to the long-term memory. And you have 
to be able to see and interpret all ideas — main ideas and sub-ideas — in the context of 
the whole lecture. 

Research shows that an- average student remembers about 50 percent of a ten-minute 
lecture when tested immediately, and only 25 percent when tested 48 hours later. 
These poor results are due to students not knwoing how to "package" the lecturer's 
ideas into more easily remembered units. However, listening is a skill, and it can be im- 
proved. One way to do so is to eliminate ten well-researched bad listening habits and to 
adopt in their place the habits of good listeners. 

Ten Bad Listening Habits 

Ralph G. Nichols, an internationally known expert on listening, identified the ten bad 
listening habits that are paraphrased below. Eliminate them, and you'll be a better listener. 

1 . Calling a subject dull A poor listener will "turn off' as soon as he or she decides a 
lecture is going to be dull. And such a decision is usually based on ignorance rather 
than knowledge. 

A good listener will listen closely for information that can be important or useful, 
even in a seemingly dull presentation . 

2. Criticizing a speaker. A poor listener will find fault with the speaker — perhaps a 
rumpled suit or a monotonous voice — and infer that such a speaker can't have 
anything important to say. 

A good listener will realize that a lecture is not a fashion show. He or she will look 
for ideas, not for things to criticize. 

3. Ovenreacting. A poor listener will become so involved in disagreeing with the speaker 
that he or she will miss most of the lecture. 

A good listener will listen with the mind, not with the emotions. He or she will 
simply jot down a disagreement, to ask about later, and then go on listening. 

4. Listening for facts only. A poor listener wants only facts and considers the "big pic- 
ture" as nothing more than someone else's opinion. 

A good listener wants to see how facts illustrate principles; how examples illustrate 
ideas; and how evidence supports arguments. He or she realizes that facts are im- 
portant, but only in relation to principles, ideas and arguments. 

5. Outlining everything. A poor listener tries to force every lecture into a rigid mold 
through detailed outlining. He or she is so busy with form and style that the content 
is missed. 

A good listener adjusts his or her notetaking to the speaker's topic and organiza- 
tional partem. 

6. Faking attention. A poor listener will lock his or her eyes onto the speaker and then 
relax, expecting to get the information out of the textbook later, during study time. 

A good listener realizes that each lecture is a chance to get, in fifty minutes, facts 
and ideas that the speaker took hours to assemble. 

7. Yielding to distractions. A poor listener will use every little distraction — footsteps, a 
door opening or closing, a cough, a dropped pencil — as an excuse to stop listening 
to the instructor. 

A good listener disciplines himself or herself to shut out distractions and to con- 
centrate on the speaker's message. 

8. Choosing only easy stuff. To a poor listener, it's too much trouble and hard work to 
follow the instructor's complex arguments and ideas. Such a student wants enter- 
tainment, not learning. 

A good listener is intellectually curious, wants to see how the speaker proves his 
or her points, and is not afraid of tough, technical or complex ideas. 

9. Overreacting to emotional words. A poor listener overreacts, almost blows up, at 
personally emotional words, such as communist, income tax, Nazi or evolution. His 
or her blood pressure rises, and listening comes to an end. 

A good listener hears the same emotion-laden words but will listen even more in- 
tently, to follow the message or argument and see where the speaker's prejudices 
lie. 
10. Wasting thought speed. Even a poor listener realizes that thinking proceeds at a 
much higher rate than speech (actually about four times as fast) . The poor listener 
usually moves along lazily with the speaker or uses his or her thought speed to solve 
personal problems. Often, this results in the poor listener falling behind the speaker 
and giving up for the rest of the lecture. 

A good listener uses his or her thought speed and any pauses in the lecture to dis- 
tinguish supporting material from main ideas, make fast summaries of the lecture's 
highlights and anticipate the lecturer's next point. 

The Listening Attitude 

Attitude is probably the most important requirement for effective listening. So assume 
a positive mental attitude. You must convince yourself that the lecturer has something 
useful to say. Begin by realizing how lucky you are to have such an easy way of obtain- 
ing so much information. The lecturer had to do the searching, reading, selecting, dis- 
carding and organizing of information from dozens of books, spending perhaps hun- 
dreds of hours. 

The most productive attitude is the sympathetic one. Show that you are with the 
speaker by having a pleasant expression on your face, keeping your eyes on the speaker 



when you're not writing notes and nodding your head when you agree. Your reward? 
You'll be treating the speaker as you would want to be treated; you'll immediately notice 
a more enthusiastic flow of words and ideas from him or her; and — most important — 
you'll be concentrating tike you've never concentrated before. 

Hearing Versus Listening 

Hearing is strictly mechanical. We don't have to learn to hear, for physically we are 
equipped to do so right from birth. In fact, studies have shown that we hear even during 
sleep. However, unless they are unusually loud, most of us won't remember the sounds 
that we heard during the night. 

Listening, on the other hand, is the absorption of the meanings of words and sen- 
tences by the brain. This, in turn, leads to the understanding of facts and ideas. But lis- 
tening takes (1) attention, or sticking to the task at hand in spite of possible distractions, 
and (2) concentration, which is the focusing of your thoughts upon one problem. Con- 
centration does not mean thinking only one thought. Various ideas will flash into your 
mind, and you can either discard or pursue them. Concentration means holding a cen- 
tral issue or problem in mind and having ideas that are related to that issue. 

A good way to begin concentrating is to anticipate the lecture. Look over your notes 
from the last lecture, and then take two minutes to answer the question, "What is she 
going to talk about today?" Or, if the lectures follow your textbook, peek ahead to see 
what's coming next. Then, once the lecture starts, let your mind dart ahead (during 
pauses) to anticipate what's coming next. You'll be alert, engrossed in the material and 
concentrating 100 percent. And remember this: You cannot attain concentration by 
concentrating on the act itself. Your attention must focus on the data and ideas. 

With this head start on concentration, and with a desire to learn, you have already 
begun the process of serious listening. To keep it going, show up in the classroom with 
sharp pencils and a good-sized notebook. Then begin taking notes the moment the 
speaker begins. To take intelligent notes, you will have to listen attentively, with natural 
concentration. And you will be combatting the boredom that leads to sleepiness and 
daydreaming. 

These techniques and systems are learning skills and therefore, with training, they 
can be learned. There will be a free training in these skills offered each Wednesday, third 
period, in the Tutoring Center (Segal Hall Basement). For information on these and 
other skills contact Mr. Steve Davis at the Tutoring Center, ext. 2309. 



DVC: Room for Improvement 
Dear Editors, 

Approximately three years ago DVC 
dedicated a beautiful new building to the 
student body. At present, this building is 
open five days a week, from 8:30 a.m. 
to 11:30 p.m. What students do you 
know who keep those hours? Any stu- 
dent burning the midnight oil and yearn- 
ing for a late night snack can forget it. 
With the closing of the Center, the snack 
bar and vending machines are out of 
reach. What about those whose room- 
mates go to bed early? Dorm lounges are 
either unfurnished or often populated by 
late night TV fans; too bad the new Stu- 
dent Center, which has study lounges, is 
closed so early. 

On weekends, the library is only open 
so long, and, once again, too bad the 
Student Center is not open. Need a 
private place to talk? Roommate goes to 
bed early? Big test tomorrow, you'd like 
a nap, and roommate parties? Sorry — 
the Student Center is closed . 

Meanwhile, Security personnel are 
crammed into a tiny office with drafty 
windows and uncomfortable furniture. 
With plenty of empty rooms in the 
Center, why can't Security move in 
there; this would have the dual advan- 
tage of comfortable convenience for 
Security and would allow them to keep a 
close eye on an open Student Center. 

Longer hours for the Center would 
not hurt anyone; in fact, most colleges, 
where the administration cares about the 
student body, keep their Student Cen- 
ters open 24 hours a day, seven days a 
week. With Security housed in the same 
building, longer hours and open week- 
ends would be easy to implement, good 
for the student-administration relation- 
ship and might increase student GPA's. 

Any feelings related to this would be 
greatly appreciated. 

Sincerely, 

Noelle Cavanaugh 



I.C.C. Scholarship 

Applications are now available from 
any I.C.C. representative or the Alumni 
Affairs Office for the I.C.C. scholarship. 
Two awards of $200 will be given to the 
two top choices. Monies will be applied 
to the spring semester bill. Due date for 
applications is November 1 . Please return 
to the Alumni Affairs Office: Mrs. Dolby. 






Weekend Workers 



Dear Editors, 

DVC is not an inexpensive school to 
attend and with tuition rising most stu- 
dents find it necessary to have weekend 
jobs. I would like the administration to 
explain to me WHY there is no breakfast 
on Saturday and Sunday? Working stu- 
dents miss lunch anyway; should they 
miss breakfast too? The snack bar is inac- 
cessible on weekends with the Student 
Center closed, vending machines are 
either locked up or subject to other prob- 
lems, and we are not allowed to cook in 
our rooms. 

We are working to earn money, NOT 
run up food bills! After buying breakfast 
and lunch on weekends, I spend $20 
plus money for gasoline. I would like the 
administration to keep this in mind when 
planning future meal schedules. 

Sincerely, 
Niles Ellington 

RA's in Absentia 

Dear Editors, 

Over the past three years of living on 
campus, summers as well as regular 
terms, I have had many an RA (Resident 
Assistant). Some performed their job 
well, some were just okay, some were 
even grouchy; but never before have I 
experienced "RA's in Absentia." 1 am re- 
ferring to the unfortunate dilemna of 
having both RA's on Barness Hall, sec- 
ond floor, on the Livestock Judging 
Team. 

It's not that these girls are a problem, 
since Barness second is a very courteous 
and conscientious group, but one RA for 
an entire dorm is just not enough! This is 
not a case of occasional trips; these ex- 
cursions of RA's last weeks at a time. 
Maybe the roommates living on Barness 
second should be made RA's since at 
least they are here. 

Name withheld 
upon request 



Quote of the Week 

"If you stop playing favorites, maybe 
we would start scoring some points. " 

Signed, 

A Concerned Fan 



SPORTS WRAP-UP 



LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• With the exception of Magic Johnson, 
Maurice Cheeks is the highest paid 
guard in the world after the Sixers final- 
ly sign him to a $3.98 million deal that 
will pay Cheeks $995,000 annually. 
And he's worth every penny. 

• Eagles all-pro defensive back Wes 
Hopkins is suspected to be out for the 
rest of the 1986-87 season, he under- 
went arthroscopic knee surgery last 
Tuesday morning and now it is rumored 
that he could possibly return before the 
end of the season. We sure hope so. 

• In high school football this week and 
weekend it was: 

Edison 10, Gratz 8 
Northeast 33, Frankford 10 
West Philadelphia 26, BOK 6 
Martin Luther King 21, Mastbaum 14 
Ben Franklin 22, University City 14 
Washington 26, Lincoln 6 
Germantown 19, Dobbins 6 
Bartram 26, Overbrook 
Germantown Academy 16, Olney 12 
Episcopal 17, Central 3 
Roxborough 8, Southern 2 
W. Catholic 24, Archbishop Carroll 20 
Cardinal O'Hara 31, Msgr. Bonner 13 
C.B. West 3, Council Rock 2 (on a 

three-run homer in the 3rd quarter) 
Bishop McDevitt 14, North Catholic 7 
Bishop Kenrick 14, LaSalle 10 
Pennridge 34, Pennsbury 14 
Quakertown 21, Hatboro- Horsham 14 
Abington 28, William Tennent 
Methacton 34, Springfield 
Lansdale Catholic 7, Pottsgrove 3 

• Eagles release *1 draft pick of a year 
ago Kevin Allen and then he proceeds 
to get himself thrown in jail for suppos- 
edly sexually assaulting a Massachu- 
setts woman and severely beating her 
male companion in Atlantic City. He 
was released on $100,000 bail. What a 

guy 

• In college football action last weekend 
it was: 

Penn State 31, Rutgers 6 
Miami, FL 34, Northern Illinois 
Oklahoma 56, Kansas State 10 
Nebraska 27, South Carolina 24 
Penn 42, Columbia 7 
Alabama 28, Notre Dame 10 
Auburn 55, Western Carolina 6 
Iowa 24, Michigan State 21 
Texas A&M 45, Texas Tech 8 
Shepard 66, Salem, WV 14 
Temple 19, Pitt 13 



Evangel 52, Langston 
Dayton 57, Dubuque 

• In college football games of interest it 
was: 

Widener 14, Lycoming 13 
Bloomsburg 20, East Stroudsburg 3 
Juniata 21, Albright 3 
Susquehanna 24, Wilkes 3 
Lebanon Valley 14, Upsala 13 
Jackson St. 28, Delaware St. 25 
Navy 45, Dartmouth 
Gettysburg 34, Johns Hopkins 7 
Muhlenberg 36, Western Maryland 15 

• ABC fires Broadway Joe Namath from 
the Monday Night Football broadcast 
booth because of his unprofessional 
behavior when he made some mean 
and nasty remarks about Frank Gif- 
ford. Oh Joe, you bully! I'm glad 
you're out and sincerely hope you stay 
out 'cause you're a bum. 

• Phillies end season on winning note 
with 2-1 victory over Montreal. Finish 
11 games over .500 and have a lot of 
optimism about 1987 as far as their 
pitching goes. 

• In American League playoff action on 
Tuesday night, California 8, Boston 1. 
On Wednesday afternoon, Boston 9, 
California 2. In National League play- 
off action on Wednesday night, Hous- 
ton 1, New York 0. 

•Sixers deal 30-year-old, 6-10 center 
Clemon Johnson to Seattle along with 
a 1989 first round pick for big men Tim 
McCormick and Danny Vranes. 

• New Jersey Nets acquired forward 
Orlando Woolridge from Chicago for a 
first round pick in '87 and second 
round picks in '88 and '90. The New 
York Knicks sign *1 draft pick Kenny 
"Sky" Walker, out of Kentucky to a 
multi-year contract. The east is going 
to be a beast. 

• In NFL action last Sunday it was: 
Philadelphia 16, Atlanta 
Washington 14, New Orleans 6 
Chicago 23, Minnesota 

New England 34, Miami 7 
N.Y. Giants 13, St. Louis 7 
Cleveland 27, Pittsburgh 24 
Detroit 24, Houston 13 
Cincinnati 34, Green Bay 28 
L.A. Raiders 24, Kansas City 17 
Denver 29, Dallas 14 
San Francisco 35, Indianapolis 14 
N.Y. Jets 14, Buffalo 13 
L.A. Rams 26, Tampa Bay 20 
Seattle 33, San Diego 7 

• On Sunday the matchups go this way: 
Philadelphia vs. N.Y. Giants 
Buffalo vs. Miami 

Chicago vs. Houston 

Detroit vs. Green Bay 

Kansas City vs. Cleveland 

L.A. Rams vs. Atlanta 

New Orleans vs. Indianapolis 

N.Y. Jets vs. New England 

St. Louis vs. Tampa Bay 

Washington vs. Dallas 

Seattle vs. L.A. Raiders 

Minnesota vs. San Francisco 

Denver vs. San Diego 

Mon. night: Pittsburgh vs. Cincinnati 



Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #5: 

With the 1986 World Series upon us 
and the New York Mets involved, here's 
something for you to ponder about the 
last time the Mets were involved back in 
1969. 

Who was the team the Met* beat 
In '69 to win the National League 
Pennant and who did they beat to 
win the aeries? 



No one got the answer to the Week # 3 
question. In August 1978, Pete Rose 
was with the Cincinnati Reds and shoot- 
ing at Joe DiMaggio's 56 consecutive 
game hitting streak. Pete fell short of 
DiMaggio's record but he tied the Na- 
tional League record. Whose record did 
he tie and how many games did his hit- 
ting streak last? 

Answer: Wee Willie Keeler, and his 
hitting streak lasted 44 games. 



DVC "ZEROS" IN 

ON 'HOUNDS, 

GAME ENDS IN TIE 

by John Litzke 

The space race has been escalating 
feverishly throughout the world, every- 
where but the U.S. that is, because of the 
recent shuttle disaster. The reason for all 
this astronomical hubbub is that, back on 
October 4, 1957, the Russians launched 
the first satellite into space. Twenty-nine 
years later the Aggie Football Fan Club 
and the Greyhound Football Fan Club 
gazed up on the scoreboard with no time 
remaining and saw all zeros. There was 
no rockets red glare or memorable lift- 
off, there wasn't even a touchdown as 
last Saturday DVC and Moravian battled 
in Bethlehem to a scoreless tie, a draw, a 
grid-faron standoff. 

Both teams entered the game with 
identical 1-2 recors and they're still exact 
after last Saturday's game. Moravian is a 
better club than their record might indi- 
cate suffering a 3-0 loss to Widener, a 
tough bss to MAC powerhouse Juniata 
14-13 and a victory over hapless Leba- 
non Valley 21-6 and this tie makes them 
1-2-1. While on the other side, and quite 
strangely, DVC has been involved in 
shutouts in their first four games. 36-0 
and 7-0 losses to Gettysburg and Sus- 
quehanna respectively and a 31-0 vic- 
tory over Albright and the 0-0 tie make 
DVC 1-2-1 as well. 

Needless to say, both defensive units 
played outstanding football with DVC 
holding the 'Hounds at bay even when 
Moravian threatened inside the DVC 
10-yard line on three separate occasions. 

The Aggie offense was not a factor at 
all. The Moravian offense led in every 



statistical category and had it not been 
for some very key Greyhound turnovers 
and four missed field goals by Moravian 
kicker Scott Perry (from 32, 25, 32, 37 
yards out) the outcome could have been 
a bad one for DVC fans. 




With the offense struggling, the defense 
is seeing a lot of time and they're rising to 
the task. Defensive backs Mike Heisy 
and Steve Clark each had interceptions 
and both defensive back Rich Simononis 
and linebacker Vince Bedesem have 
been honored as MAC defensive player 
of the week. 

DVC takes their 1-2-1 record on the 
road Once again tomorrow when they 
will face the Upsala Vikings in East 
Orange, N J for a 1:30 starting time. 



HEISMAN WATCH 

D Chris Boyle, E.M.O. (2-0) 
Quarterback, senior 
Thursday: Lap Sappers 
Last week: 25 art., 15 comp., 300 
yds. , 5 TDs; 1986: 45 art. , 34 comp. , 
550 yds., 8 TDs, 1 int., 3 TD rushing 

D Brian Bos worth. Oklahoma (2-1) 

Linebacker, junior 

Saturday: vs. Kansas State 

Last week: 14 tackles, 10 solo (1 for 

loss) vs. Miami (FL); 1986: 31 tackles, 

21 solos (3 for losses), 1 deflection 

□ Jim Harbaugh, Michigan (3-0) 
Quarterback, senior 
Saturday: at Wisconsin 
Last week: 16 art., 9 comp., 122 
yds. vs. Florida State; 1986: 57 att, 
38 comp., 532 yds., 3 TDs, 1 int. 

i ] Paul Palmer, Temple (2-2) 
Running back, senior 
Saturday: at Pittsburgh 
Last week: 19 att., 67 yds., 1 TD; 2 
catches, 20 yds., 3 kickoff returns, 70 
yds. vs. Brigham Young; 1986: 96 
att., 540 yds., 6 TDs; 5 catches, 53 
yds., 7 kickoff returns, 209 yds. 

D Vlnny Testaverde, Miami (4-0) 

Quarterback, senior 

Saturday: Northern Illinois 

Last week: 28 att., 21 comp., 261 

yds., 4 TDs vs. Oklahoma; 1986: 

110 att., 66 comp., 985 yds., 10 

TDs, 5 int., 1 TD rushing 

D Lorenzo White, Michigan St. (2-1) 
Running back, junior 
Saturday: vs. Iowa 
Last week: 26 carries, 192 yds., 3 
TDs vs. W. Michigan; 1986: 91 car- 
ries, 4O0yds., 4 TDs 




Dave Spotts Is the backbone of the DVC cross 
country team. 

Athlete of the Week 

Dave Spotts, a senior from Carlisle, 
Pa., has been chosen Athlete of the 
Week by the Ram Pages sports staff. 

Dave's contributions to the DVC cross- 
country team have been no less than 
outstanding. 

Dave, out of Boiling Springs H.S. in 
Carlisle, rolled past the finish line in first 
place in last Saturday's quad meet with 
S wart h more, Philadelphia Textile, Drexel 
and Philadelphia Pharmacy. Dave has 
compiled an extraordinary record as he 
is undefeated against MAC opponents 
and undefeated at home. 

Because of his outstanding perfor- 
mance on the track and road, Dave has 
been selected Athlete of the Week. 
Congratulations! 

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hot topic? Check the Library's most re- 
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HELD HOCKEY UPDATE 

by John Litzkc 

It was FDU's homecoming last Thurs- 
day October 2. The Lady Aggies visited 
FDU and for some off-the-wall reason, 
FDU cancelled their MAC matchup be- 
cause they chose to play a soccer game 
instead of having their field hockey team 
perform. So the Lady Aggies were stood 
up. 

On Saturday, October 4, Cabrini was 
the host to DVC. DVC wasn't up on 
their game on this day and, unfortunate- 
ly, Cabrini was. DVC received a goal 
from Deb Masculli from just outside the 
circle and that would be all as Cabrini 
tallied four for their 4-1 victory. 

Then on Tuesday, October 7. DVC 
played host to Wesley College of Dover, 
Delaware. Wesley is coached by a 
woman who is affectionately known as 
"Rambette." She did a lot of crying but 
her team wouldn't back her up as DVC 
throttled Wesley 4-0 on goals by left wing 
Dee Pisauro, right inner Tracy Marshall 
and a pair from left inner Bonnie David. 
It was a rough i»p and down game but 
DVC's aggressive, offensive-minded 
play put them on top. 

DVC's record stands at an even 3-3- 1 
and will play host to a tough Drew squad 
tomorrow at 4 p.m. 

EQUESTRIAN TEAM 

The Equestrian Team needs sponsors 
for their show on November 9th. See 
any Equestrian Team member. 





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21. Michigan State 2-2 

22. UCLA 2-2 

23. Indiana 4-0 

24. Clemson 3-1 

25. Georgia 3-1 

DVC's powerhouse EMO. finally got 

recognized by the pollsters and are now 
20th in the nation. 

Representation of Caritas 
Institution Here at DVC 

The Caritas Institution will hold a lun- 
cheon on October 29, 1986 with guest 
speaker Mr. Robert H. Miller, Regional 
Administrator of the U.S. Small Business 
Administration Services. The luncheon 
will be held from 11:45a.m. to 1 p.m. in 
the Student Center, Ail-Purpose Room. 
For more information about the Institu- 
tion and the luncheon please contact Dr. 
Montileone at ext. 2221. More about 
Caritas next week in Ram Pages. 



Personals 

Joan — Hope you liked the table. 

To the Judging Team — How many 
schnietzenkrubens can you eat? Is it 
twue? - "Lilly" 

Chunka Victims — None this week? 
C'mon people, let's try a little harder. 

Tim R. — It's about time, you loser. 
Great to have you back. 

Notice to all lovers who neck by Lake Ar- 
cher — Beware of the arrow-shooting 
Cupid!! Especially if you're a desperate 
goose!! 

Mets — Go all the way! 
C'mon RED SOX!! 
Lisa — Next time wake us up!! 
Val — Only when you smile. 

Mable — My room needs a cleaning. — 
Sincerely yours, The Whitehorse Men 

Norton - Watch out for those CRABS! 
— Love, Super "6" 

Peanut — No more peeping "?" on Berk 
1st!?!? 

Girls - "7": The "Duke" was great. "I" 
put out his "Fire"!!!! 

All Night Movies 216, 226, 227 Berk. 
Bring your own . . . 

Stanley — Did they give you the wrong 
movie, AGAIN????? 

PARTY IN 227!!!! 

Anthony "WAZ GONNA" - You can 
"WAZ GONNA" THIS!! 

Girls — Men: Mike, Steve, Paul, Dave, 
Chris, Brian, Mark, Hank, Anthony. 

Art — Let's find some REAL men! — 
Stanley 

Wilbert — I heard the Duke was on fire! 
Did you slip? 

Barney — Watch out for those wet-t- 
shirts. STUDY THE DATES! 

Marvin — Forget the "Fat Man," go after 
the "Thin Boys." 

At DVC: Where the women are women 
and so are the men! 

Norton — Better stop eating, only three 
weeks left. 

Marvin — I heard of roommate relations, 
but not with roommates brothers. 

Ding-Ding . . . FIRE! 

Barney — 42 out of 50 — yeah! 

Stanley — Next time use a towel, not a 
t-shirt Barney wants to wear. 

Wilbert - How's the Duke? 

Seymour — He can't kiss, huh? 

Stanley — Next time use a towel, not a 
t-shirt. Good "job" Stan and David. 

Art — The man of your dreams will be 
over soon . You know the one with egg 
yolk across his face. He wants YOU to 
eat IT!! 

"Spectacular Seven" — Girls (MEN) : Do 
you believe he "came" over after last 
week's PUB NIGHT?!?! "I DON'T BE- 
LIEVE IT." ooop! We danced. "I like 
you, I like you alot." Thanks for being 
who you all are. There is NO better. 
"We" are the "WOMEN." 

"Dolph" — Now that you know where I 
live, you can come by anytime. The 
door is always open (especially for you) . 
We party all the time. Sorry you never 
got invited over sooner. My loss. "I 
JUST COULDNT . ." Next party you 
and your friend, NEB, are going to be 
personally invited. You'll be at our next 
party, right?!?! You are HOT!!!!! I used to 
say that last year, but even MORE this 
year. 

Seymour — If we check anyone else off 
our list, who would be left?? 

Barney — So you passed an exam, final- 
ly. Now all you need is a man. But don't 
look too hard, there aren't any on this 
campus. Three for each? Well maybe 21 

MEN!!!! 



SOCCER UPDATE 

by Brett Hart 

The DVC kickers faced a tough Spring 
Garden team but showed them that the 
Aggies meant business. The first half was 
strong by both and each team scored a 
goal. Scoring for DVC was Andy Wag- 
ner. In the second half, the Aggies domi- 
nated the offense and a red and yellow 
was issued to the Spring Garden team. 
Neither could put the ball in the net and 
the game was called as a tie. 

On October 6, the father of the refrig- 
erator, dishwasher and combination 
washer-dryer celebrated his birthday. His 
name is George Westinghouse. Also on 
this day the DVC kickers visited Cabrini 
College and, like one of the Westing- 
house appliances, they took awhile to 
heat up. DVC started out slow but once 
the second half came around the Aggies 
came around too, but not enough to foil 
a strong Cabrini team who went on to 
shutout DVC 5-0. 

Last Saturday, DVC visited Albright 
and found some scoring. Winger Jeff 
Samsel opened all the scoring as he in- 
tercepted a Lions drop pass, dribbled the 
ball between two defenders and tucked 
the ball nicely into the open net for an 
early 1-0 DVC lead. Albright scored two 
before the half ended for 2-1 Lion lead. 

Freshman Phil "Rocco" Racobaldo 
hooked up for his first goal as a collegian 
off of a nice crossing pass on the part of 
all-around player Bill Van Nostrand. But 
Albright scored two of their own in the 
final half to give them the 4-2 victory. 
The losses and tie drop DVC to 1-9-1 on 
the season. 



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Cross Country Update 

On Saturday, October 4, the Cross 
Country team traveled down to Swarth- 
more College for a head-to- head battle. 
Drexel and Textile also participated in 
the meet but since both schools are in 
Division II, they did not have an effect on 
the team's overall MAC record. 

The conditions for the race on Satur- 
day were far from being favorable. The 
weather was hot and humid and the 
course was hilly and treacherous. For the 
battered up DVC team, this could only 
spell problems. However, the team 
managed to make it through the race 
without a major injury, except to their 
record. DVC was soundly defeated by 
an always strong Swarthmore team 39 to 
21 . This brought DVC's record to 4-5 for 
the season. 

DVC was able to capture first place 
with Dave Spotts running a time of 27:35 
on the 4.75 mile course. However, be- 
hind Spotts' strong performance came 
the strength of the Swarthmore team's 
pack running. They were able to capture 
2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th before DVC's sec- 
ond man, Jim Enoch, could cross the 
line. Jim finished the course in a time of 
29:45. The third man for the team was 
Gerry Kampmeyer who finished ninth. 
Tony Donofrio who was DVC's fourth 
runner finished 11th while John Thomp- 
son finished 12th and was the team's fifth 
man. Other DVC finishers included: Bill 
Brodsky and Sean Mille, who finished 
15th and 16th respectively. 

The team hopes to improve on their 
4-5 record on Saturday when they travel 
to Philadelphia and run against Philadel- 
phia Pharmacy. 

Goose, cont'd from page 1 

These incidents make me wonder 
about the mentality of some of the stu- 
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takes to be so unfeeling toward other 
creatures. Could it be a history of child- 
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be taught; some people might benefit 
from such a course. 

Last month, as I was walking across 
campus, I observed a sophomoric stu- 
dent chasing and throwing stones at a 
squhrel. I yelled at him, telling him to 
grow up and commenting on the maturi- 
ty of those who stone squirrels. He res- 
ponded by threatening to throw the 
squinel at me. I accepted the challenge, 
but I knew he would not follow through 
the threat because it would take guts — I 
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Answer to last week's puzzle. 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Missy Brangan , Brett 

Hart, Judy Henry, John Nicholson, 

Melanie O'Neill, Cheryl Snyder, 

Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

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Vol. XXI, No. 7 

Friday. October 17, 1986 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print! 



WELCOME PARENTS! 



P.L.C.B. Strikes Again 



IT'S PARENTS WEEKEND! 



by Bill Rein 

On Saturday night. September 27. a 
homecoming registered party was spon- 
sored by the Zeta Chi social club chapter 
at DVC. The intention was to celebrate 
the weekend according to the latest, 
comprehensive guidelines recently de- 
veloped by the college social board in 
cooperation with Dean of Students Mr. 
Robert Tasker. All did not go as planned; 
one of the partygoers was an undercover 
agent of the Pa. Liquor Control Board, 
who. posing as an alumni of DVC. no 
sooner charged the club with unlawful 
sale of alcoholic beverages. 

This is not the first time such an inci- 
dent has occurred; in fact, similar cir- 
cumstances developed at a registered 
party sponsored by the Landscape Nur- 
sery Club just this past March! Incredibly, 
history has repeated itself in many as- 
pects; according to Dean Tasker, on both 
occasions the L.C.B received an anony- 
mous complaint over the phone, they 
appeared at the registered party under- 
cover, both parties were quite large and 
followed the rule that tickets be sold in 
advance of the day of the party, and at 
both parties, just as they began, the agent 
produced no ticket, offered three dollars 
as a donation, and as soon as the money 
was exchanged, other agents and the 
local police appeared at the scene. At 
both parties, the ticket -taker was arrested, 
and the charges the same. 

How could this happen again, when 
new rules and regulations had been cre- 
ated as a result of the first "bust" by the 
L.C.B? Zeta Chi's people had originally 
denied the "alumni" entrance, but when 
he insisted a donation, they agreed to 
allow him to place some money in a cup 
inside. Mistake No 1: the memorandum 
distributed April 7 does state that any 
donations can only be made by DVC 



students and only up to 48 hours prior to 
the start of a registered social event. 

Nonetheless, students were reportedly 
diligently checking other products of the 
first fiasco. Wrist bands, worn by those 
21 years of age or older, to indicate their 
eligibility to be served, age cards and no 
money exchanges at the door, were rules 
which the club was found to be abiding, 
until the non-student insisted his way in- 
to the party. Entrapment? Not according 
to the agents with which the Dean has 
spoken. The L.C.B. was only answering 
its call of duty, they said. 

If not entrapment, what about the 
charge of unlawful sale of alcohol? Dean 
Tasker noted that DVC, among other 
colleges, has researched this response to 
the problem of student alcohol consump- 
tion, and have created these regulations 
to make sure that alcoholic beverages are 
not "sold," but that ticket sales are to pay 
for all aspects of the event — food, bev- 
erages, streamers and music. It seems 
that the L.C.B. is determined to put an 
end to these registered social events, 
even if they are structured similar to a 
local church or fire company's "Beef 'n 
Beer Night!" Much effort was expended 
by the college to provide such an alter- 
native to unauthorized, illegal and unsafe 
drinking parties which are a product of 
today's social scene on college campuses. 

As a result of all this, the college has 
asked for a legal opinion, and at present 
the college's attorneys are "reviewing the 
situation," said Dean Tasker. "Unfortu- 
nately, this has not helped the two stu- 
dents who have been arrested in both in- 
stances," he added. "No decision has 
been made to eliminate registered parties 
at this point. Everyone will have to follow 
our regulations — which should be within 
the scope of the law." 



Why DVC Was Founded 

by MB. 

Few people know that our founder. 
Rabbi Joseph Krauskopf. was a close 
friend of the great Russian author Leo 
Tolstoy. Rabbi Krauskopf journeyed to 
Russia in 1894. He first saw Count Tol- 
stoy working with the peasants in the 
fields of his vast estate. Amazed by his 
humility. Rabbi Krauskopf learned of 
Tolstoy's belief in having an agricultural 
society. After visiting an agricultural 
school in Russia, Tolstoy encouraged 
him to start one back home. "You have 
freedom in the United States," Tolstoy 
said, "and the most fertile soil on the face 
of the earth." With those words in mind. 
Rabbi Krauskopf returned to America 
and started an agricultural school for 
disadvantaged Jewish boys called the 
National Farm School. And that's how 
DVC came to be. 




Noted Garden Photographer 
to Speak at DVC! 

The Landscape Nursery Club is proud 
to present Mr. Derek Fell, speaking on 
"Gardens of the Delaware Valley." A 
slide show will picture the private estates 
and gardens of the Delaware Valley area 
of which Mr. Fell has an extensive pri- 
vate collection. 

Derek Fell is a noted garden photogra- 
pher/editor of many horticultural publi- 
cations. His work has been considered 
among the best in the horticulture field. 
We hope to see you on October 20th. 
6:15 p.m. in the Student Center Coffee 
House. 

All students, faculty, staff and com- 
munity are welcome to attend. 



by Bill Rein 

As. if we haven't been busy enough 
with Homecoming a few weeks ago, 
now we have to make sure we are at our 
very best for our parents! We surely hope 
they like what they see in this place some 
of us call home for nine months out of a 
year. If that dorm doesn't stand a chance 
to Mom or Dad's inspection, there are 
plenty of activities planned to distract 
them this weekend. 

For instance, if Mom and Dad are 
eager to see you and DVC and are drop- 
ping in tonight, the Class of '88 is spon- 
soring a Hayride and "Weenie" Roast 
from 6-8 p.m., behind the Admissions 
house. Here's a chance to take your 
parents out for a ride and dinner, without 
even stepping one foot outside the col- 
lege campus! 

After you've wined and dined and 
toured the campus, brush the hay off 
yourselves and take the folks back to the 

Money~For-College 

College is part of the American Dream. 
But then there's the nightmare: how 
to pay for it! This column offers some 
answers. 

"We have been unable to get financial 
help to send our granddaughter to busi- 
ness college . We are the legal guardians 
and have raised her since infancy. We 
are both retired and in our late 60's." 
(V.W.. Penn.) 

Students whose family income is gen- 
erally low are eligible for government 
grants and loans. Federally funded work- 
study programs are available at colleges 
for student income. Check with the col- 
lege financial aid office for these pro- 
grams, and for any special grants the col- 
lege administers for enrolled students. 

Another side of college financing is the 
private sector. Your granddaughter is eli- 
gible for awards based on 1) field of in- 
terest (business, and also those tagged 
for "all areas of study"); 2) being female; 
3) resident of her state or county; and 
many other features of her personal his- 
tory (religious affiliation, etc.). 

Here's a specific private sector award 
your granddaughter is eligible for: Edu- 
cational Communications Scholarship 
Foundation (Annual Scholarship Award 
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days of sock hops and malted milkshakes 
by joining in on the 50's Dance in the 
James Work Gym from 8 p.m. -midnight. 
The lively D.J., Mary Rose, will have 
every Mom's and Dad's song, from the 
thirties to the eighties! Bring all your left- 
overs from those "Happy Days" with you 
to set the mood at this dance, which was 
coordinated by the New Parents Com- 
mittee with the Alumni Office and the 
Dean of Students Office. 

Tomorrow, your parents will not want 
to miss their opportunity to meet your 
teachers at the Parent-Teacher Re- 
ception, to be held at 9 a.m. in the Stu- 
dent Center APR. Coffee and donuts will 
be available for all. 

From 11 a.m.-4 p.m. there will be 
sports of every sort playing here on cam- 
pus. Check the schedule in "This Week 
on Campus." 

We students are sponsoring a follow- 
up Victory Celebration in the APR at 
4 p.m. Mom and Dad will be ready to 
see our spirit. There will be music and 
refreshments for your pleasure. 

Cap off the weekend by inviting your 
parents for a dinner at Chez Levin (more 
properly known as the Dining Hall). 
Mom and Dad can experience meals 
"DVC style," which they may purchase 
on a cash basis at $4.85 per person. 

Enjoy the weekend, Moms and Dads! 

This Week on ^ 
* Campus 

by Wendy L. Unger 
* FRIDAY. OCTOBER 17 * 

Hayride. 6 p.m. 

Parent/Student 50*s Dance, 8-12 p.m. 

SATURDAY. OCTOBER 18 . 

PARENTS DAY 1 
Reception for parents and faculty in 
the APR, 9 11:30 a.m. 
Vofleyball (H) vs. UpsaJa. 11 am 
Soccer (H) vs. Kings, 11 a.m. 
Luncheon m Student Center APR and 
Dining Hafl, 11:30 a.m.-l p.m. 
Field Hockey (H) vs. Montelair State, 
12 noon 

Football (H) vs. WideneT. 1:30 p.m. 

Victory Celebration in the APR, 4-7 
p.m. 

Cross Country AUentown Invitational 
(A), 12:30 p.m. 

MONDAY. OCTOBER 20 

VoBeyball (A) vs. Swarthmore and 
Allentown, 7 p.m. 

rUESDAY. OCTOBER 21 

mo Recital by Sin Sokol Mickove, 
:30-9p.m. in the APR 

WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 22 

Tarot Card Reader, 11 a.m. -2 p.m. 

Lecture: "Promises and Problems in 
Genetic Engineering," 7:30 p.m. in the 
APR 

Soccer (H) vs. Scranton, 3:30 p.m. 
Field Hockey (A) vs. Albright. 4 p.m. 
rHURSDAY, OCTOBER 23 

VofleybaB (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 7 p.m. 








Personals 

Carol — Thanks for redecorating my 

couch! 

Rebecca — Have a rough weekend?! 

Tony — You're a babe. — J. P. 

Roommate — Val who? 

Carol — Your sweater is in my room. 

Carol — Only x h a bottle to go! 

Regina — You did what? To whom? 

Chunka - Add Carol (V + O.J. + 
Lemonade) . 

Kate — He'll be back soon! 

Carol — You owe me a new couch 

cover! 

Carol — Don't worry, we still love you! 

Roommate — Your bed is growing 
cobwebs! 

John E. — Are you a lush yet? 

Tony — Can I have you? — J. P. 

Rebecca — Long Johns cost only $7 at 
K-Mart! 

Kev — Thanks for the table. 
Val — Thanks for the card. 

JoAnne & Cheryl — Thanks for this 
week. 

Tony — What are those marks on your 
neck? Vampires, huh? Halloween is on 
the 31st. 

Joan — Is it yes or is it no? 
Sis and Bro — Thanks for being such a 
supportive family. I think you had better 
cut back on Rufus's fertilizer, that foliage 
is going crazy! 

Rebecca — What happens when a Har- 
vey is put in the microwave? 
Val — What's it like that early in the 
morning? (Hint: J.E.) 
Val — Where do you want it? 
Pete G. — Are you really impotent? — 

US 

Donna — I love you. 

Hey K — How was your date? Was it 
great? Was he late? Did you have to 
wait? That's one thing I hate! By the way 
what was his name again? 

John — Sorry about what I said, but I 
would rather read the Rutger's Targum . 
— Mom 

Wink — You are welcome in our room, 
but please leave the salt shaker in your 
room. 

Dan — Your hat is still being held cap- 
tive. It is lonely, it misses you. You may 
have visiting rights; contact my lawyer. 
Tony — Is it true that you ride well? 
B114 
Kristen — You're still a mess! 

Chris — I know you have a price tag. 

How much? 

Eggie — Are you a happy camper? 

Amy & Chris — Hope you like the room; 
now it's your turn. 

John L. — Freshman aren't that bad; 

you'll get used to it. 

Julie — Is Phil a good scrump? 

To the guys in the gang — We finally got 

our phone! Why haven't you called? — 

B114 

Dan — Do your knees still hurt from the 

weekend? 

Val — Get a real stereo or at least one 
that can be fixed!!! — The Farm Hands 

Dear Jelly Roll — Do you need baby 

rails??? - The Pastry Chefs 

Don't be a Chunka victim — I never will! 

Chunka victims - Carol, 10/14, V + 

O.J. + Lemonade. Choco, 10/12, 

Should have, but didn't. 

Tim — Welcome back! Time for the 

Chunka Chart. 

Val — Only when you smile. 

Just mouthy, Cheryl. 

Chris — When was I lying? 

Katie — What did you do to JoAnne's 

car? 

JoAnne — Honest, the mirror did fall. 

Jamie — Who is Billy and what were 
you doing with him? 



collegiate crossword 




©Edward Julius Collegiate CW84-13 



ACROSS 



1 Shaves off 
6 Fernando 

11 Type of vacuum 
tube 

12 Prevents 

14 French cheese 

15 Real estate incomes 

17 Part of the sleep 
cycle 

18 Cardinal 

20 Encountered 

21 Leave out 

23 Former boxing name 

24 Yield 

25 Not good nor bad 

26 Defeat 

27 Depend 

28 Cherish 

30 Overcome with fumes 

31 Most like Jack 
Benny 

33 Attach firmly 
36 En route (3 wds.) 

40 Fall flower 

41 Kitchen utensils 

42 Regatta 

43 Russian ruler 



44 Morally low 

45 Miss Naldi 

46 Poetic contraction 

47 Town near Naples 

50 Rocky pinnacle 

51 Runs of luck 

53 Airline company 

55 Seat for two or 
more 

56 Weapons 

57 Portals 

58 Sorrow 



DOWN 



1 
2 
3 
4 
5 



Pledge 

Word before fire 

Jungle noise 

Advantage 

Farmer's purchase 

(2 wds,) 

Lasso 

Comedian 

Schreiber 

8 Fix 

9 College major 

10 Flower parts 

11 Vibration 
13 hammer 



6 

7 



14 Poet Robert 

16 Spirited horse 
19 Water bird (2 wds.) 
22 Kitchen appliance 
24 Place for storing 
water 

26 Devastate 

27 Left-over con- 
coction 

29 Ending for young or 
old 

30 Understands 

32 Banking term 

33 Destinies 

34 Half of a balance 
sheet 

35 Took the leading 
role 

37 Restaurant em- 
ployees 

38 Thespians 

39 Long for 
41 Tickets 

44 Actress Carroll 

47 Roman statesman 

48 deck 

49 On the Adriatic 
52 WWII initials 

54 Feather's partner 



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MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

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Ginkgoes Mar 
Beautiful Campus 

Dear Editors, 

As a new faculty member, I am en- 
thralled by the natural beauty of this 
campus and the charm of its students! 
(Also, the faculty is outstanding; they're 
bright and they're effective, enthusiastic 
communicators.) 

There seems to be one blemish, though 
. . . those yellow ginkgo fruits that line 
the path to the post office. I thought 
perhaps the dairy farmers were spread- 
ing their trash on campus, at first. Could 
we not neuter these trees or arrange an 
arboreal injection of "Right Guard" so 
that the campus' beauty will pervade the 
olfactory senses as well as the eyes? 

Maybe an agricultural professor, class 
or thesis researcher can make this a 
priority project?! Hope so! 

Sincerely, 

Dr. Roberta Dimond 

Assoc. Professor of Psychology 



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Monday, October 20 

U.S. MARINE CORPS 

Dining Hall from 10:45 a.m. -12:45 

p.m. 

Wednesday, October 22 

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Residence Life Notes 

In case you forgot we are in the middle 
of Operation I.D., the schedule was 
posted in Ram Pages and continues 
through the end of October. See your 
Resident Assistant to get all your valu- 
ables engraved. 

In response to two articles in the paper, 
we are currently making arrangements to 
install two additional washers and dryers 
in the Segal Hall Basement. However, 
we want to let everyone know that there 
is another complete newly lighted laun- 
dromat in the basement of Ulman Hall. 
We encourage you to use these machines, 
particularly during rush times. Any prob- 
lems with the laundry facilities should be 
reported to the Residence Life Office at 
extension 2269. 

The other article mentioned the large 
mirror missing from Berkowitz Hall. 
Thanks to Patrick McNulty (R.A. in 
Wolfsohn). the mirror has been found 
and turned over to Maintenance to be re- 
hung. All maintenance problems should 
be reported to your Resident Assistant 

Student Government and the Resident 
Assistants are sponsoring a "Victory 
Celebration" on Parents' Day. They are 
running a proto type of Caesar's Pub 
immediately after the game in the All- 
Purpose Room. Please come with your 
parents 

Last Wednesday there was a meeting 
of S.A.D.D (Students Against Driving 
Drunk) . Thev art looking for some new 
people to keep this organization active 
on campus. Last year. S.A.D.D s first 
on campus, was very productive and 
now the challenge to keep up the good 
work is extended to the student body 
Stop by the Residence Life Office and 
find out more about joining S.A.D.D. 

Although we just started this semester, 
some people have inquired about R.A 
implications. The entire process will start 
near the middle of November. If you 
have any questions or suggestions about 
the Resident Assistant positions or the 
selection process, please feel free to stop 
in our office. 

SENIORS - 
HELP FOR SEMINARS 

In order to prepare for seminars, please 
see the media specialist at least two weeks 
prior to your date. Time is needed to 
schedule photo time, for developing and 
practice — not to mention possible re- 
takes. If students neglect to notify the 
Media Center until a few days prior to 
the seminar, there will be no photographs 
taken, overhead transparencies will be 
available as a substitute until the day of 
the seminar, provided media staff is 
available. 

Thank you. 
Mrs. J. Davidson 
Media Specialist 
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SPORTS WRAP-UP 




Irish Dollarton (m rear) sets for the service 

Athlete of the Week: 
Trish Dollarton 

She's great, she's competitive and 
she's a runaway truck in the eyes of 
MAC opponents who are bound for a 
head-on collision with one of her devas- 
tating spikes, she's Trish Dollarton Our 
athlete of the week is a sophomore from 
Bishop Kenrick H.S.. where she played 
volleyball for three years, and she resides 
in Norristown. Pa Trish is the backbone 
of our emerging volleyball program Her 
spikes and serves send shivers down op- 
ponents spines and Trish's enthusiasm on 
the court is surpassed by few. Trish is also 
a member of the DVC varsity women's 
basketball team so we can expect big 
things from her this winter as well. For 
these reasons. Trish has been selected 
Athlete of the Week Congratulations. 



by John Litzke 

• Here are some strange but true base- 
ball stats that may have you smiling: 

— Reds pitcher John Franco bumped 
all four umpires while arguing a call. 

— Alejandro Sanchez finally drew the 
first walk of his big-league career 
after five seasons, four teams, two 
leagues and 208 appearances to the 
plate. 

— Dave Lapoint gave up two grand 
slams in a span of six hitters. 

— Alfredo Griffin stole home from sec- 
ond base 

— "Mr. Good" Steve Garvey was 
ejected from a game for the first 
time in his career. What did Mommy 
have to say Steve? 

— Willie McGee had an at-bat against 
Fernando Valenzuela that went this 
way: wild pitch, wild pitch, passed 
ball, hit batter. 

— And probably the greatest stolen 
base in history occurred on the last 
day of the 1986 season. 23-year 
veteran Phil Niekro had one thing 
missing from his list of achieve- 
ments, so in the eighth inning of the 
final game of the season, Phil bolted 
out of the dugout, while the game 
was going on. headed straight for 
second base, dove in with a head 
first slide, the umpire gave him the 
safe signal, Phil picked up second 
base and returned to the dugout 
and received a standing ovation. 
What a feat! 

• The World Series is shaping up and it 
looks like Met Mania will continue as 
the Red Sox's come into New York 
Saturday for the first game. Secure the 
buildings in New York City for the Mets 



Cross Country Update 

DVC BLANKS 

PHILADELPHIA PHARMACY 

It was a decisive victory for the Harriers 
of DVC as they went up against Philadel- 
phia Pharmacy in a dual meet on Satur- 
day, October 11. The team traveled 
down to Philadelphia hoping for a victory 
and they were not disappointed. The 
team was only able to take six members to 
the race, but these six were able to do the 
job quite well. 

DVC was able to place ALL SIX of 
their runners across the finish line before 
Pharmacy's first man could come across 
the line. After the race was finished DVC 
came out on top by a score of 15 to 45. 

Dave Sports once again won the race 
in a time of 28:50. Gary Kampmeyer 
finished second in a time of 31:02. The 
next four places which were captured by 
DVC were Jim Enoch 3rd, Tony Donofrio 
4th. Sean Miller 5th and Bill Brosky 6th. 
The team's next meet will be on Saturday. 
October 18 at Allentown in the Allentown 
Invitational. 




5-0 VICTORY PUTS DVC 
IN MAC HUNT 

by John Litzke 

From the press box point of view it 
seemed the Upsala fans were more in- 
terested and more enthusiastic about the 
Mets score than the football game at 
hand. 

But the Aggies gave DVC something 
to be happy about as DVC eeked out a 
victory in East Orange 5-0 on a safety set 
up by a marvelous blocked punt by de- 
fensive end Chuck Heiber and the result- 
ing ball rolling out of the end zone and a 
nicely done 26-yard field goal by kicker 



John Ford. I had to keep telling the guy 
from The Philadelphia Inquirer that it 
most definitely was a football score and 
not a soccer or hockey score. It made me 
laugh. 

With the 5-0 victory Saturday, DVC 
now stands at 2-2-1 overall and 2-1-1 in 
the MAC and could breathe down the 
neck of Juniata and send their shorts 
ariding with a victory over Widener 
tomorrow. 

The offense was quite impressive last 
Saturday as they rolled up 215 total 
yards — 151 rushing (Jim Wilson 28 for 
89 yards) and 64 passing (Clay Butter- 
worth eight of 19, two interceptions and 
64 net yards). The defense was finely 
tuned once again as they preserved the 
shutout with a ton of heavy hits and 
crushing sacks were registered by defen- 
sive tackle Steve D'Ambra, linebacker 
Greg Currie and defensive end Seamus 
McGlone. Cornerback Mike Heisy had 
a fine afternoon as he collected two 
interceptions. 

Head coach Al Wilson had these com- 
ments about the victory last Saturday: "I 
was happy with our performance today. 
We've shown that if we score some 
points, the defense, because it is playing 
so well, will keep us in the game." 

Leading the way for the Vikings was 
all-purpose back Mark Luisi. 




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The DVC passing game has been steadily improving week after week. 



L I T Z K E ' S SPORTS' BRIEFS 



celebration may register on the Richter 
scale. 

• Flyers are out of the gates early with 
2-1 and 6-1 victories over Edmonton 
and Washington respectively. Rookie 
goalie Ron Hextall looks like vintage 
Parent. 

• Penn State's Shane Conlin, Oklaho- 
ma's Brian Bosworth and Alabama's 
Cornelius Bennet are among the 16 
collegiate players in the running for the 
prestigious Butkus Award to be given 
December 15. 

• Sixers look a tad unorganized in their 
122-106 exhibition loss to Boston in 
the Garden last Friday. A very, very, 
very, bright sign was Andrew Toney 
who had 22 points. The rest of the Six- 
ers exhibition schedule looks this way: 
Utah 10/13 Houston 10/23 
Denver 10/15 Milwaukee 10/24 
Dallas 10/16 New Jersey 10/27 
Portland 10/18 

• In high school football this past week it 
was: 

W. Philadelphia 42, Overbrook 6 
Frankford 14, Washington 13 
Northeast 16. ML. King 14 
Bartram 34, Germantown 18 
Southern 36. University City 6 
Olney 8, Mastbaum 
Central 38, Edison 6 
C.B. West 16, Neshaminy 14 
North Penn 24, William Tennent 7 
Pennridge 33, Bensalem 13 
Norristown 14, Truman 7 
Upper Merion 28, Springfield 7 
C.B East 21, Pennsbury 2 
Methacton 14. Wissahickon 6 
St. John Neu. 21, Card. O'Hara 16 
Card. Dougherty 13, N. Catholic 7 
Msgr Bonner 30, Roman Catholic 7 



• In college football action last weekend 
it was: 

Pitt 10, Notre Dame 9 
Georgia Tech. 59, N.C. St. 21 
Auburn 31, Vanderbilt 9 
Oklahoma 47. Texas 12 
SMU 27, Baylor 21 
UCLA 32. Arizona 25 
Air Force 40. Navy 6 
Michigan 27, Michigan St. 6 
Miami. FL 58. W. Virginia 14 
Alabama 37, Memphis St. 
Penn St. 23. Cincinnati 17 
Florida St. 54. Tulane 21 
Florida 52. Kent St. 9 

• In games of interest last Saturday, it 
was: 

Wilkes 14, Moravian 
Villanova 52, Fordham 14 
Temple 45, E. Carolina 28 
(Temple's Paul Palmer: 43 carries, 349 
yds., 3TD's; 413 total yds.) 
Susquehanna 28, Widener 13 
Lebanon Valley 10, FDU 6 
Kutztown 28, E. Stroudsburg 
Kings Point 20. Gettysburg 13 
Juniata 30. W. Maryland 13 
Delaware St. 32. Connecticut 31 
Catholic 6, Duquesne 6 
W. Chester 37, Edinboro 9 
Penn 34. Brown 

• Retired Detroit Tiger great Norm Cash 
drowned while in his boat in Lake 
Michigan . Norm was the batting champ 
in 1961 and spent 15 years at first base 
with the Tigers. 

• In week *6 of the pro football season it 
was: 

NY. Giants 35. Philadelphia 3 
Dallas 30, Washington 6 
Chicago 20, Houston 7 
Denver 31, San Diego 14 



NY. Jets 31, New England 24 
LA. Raiders 14, Seattle 10 
New Orleans 17, Indianapolis 14 
Miami 27, Buffalo 14 
Cleveland 20, Kansas City 7 
Atlanta 26, L. A. Rams 14 
Detroit 21, Green Bay 14 
St. Louis 30, Tampa Bay 19 
Minnesota 27, San Francisco 24 
Cincinnati 24, Pittsburgh 22 

• On Sunday's schedule we have: 
Dallas at Philadelphia 
Chicago at Minnesota 

Green Bay at Cleveland 
Houston at Cincinnati 
Indianapolis at Buffalo 
LA. Raiders at Miami 
New England at Pittsburgh 
St. Louis at Washington 
San Francisco at Atlanta 
Tampa Bay at New Orleans 
Detroit at LA. Rams 
NY. Giants at Seattle 
San Diego at Kansas City 
Monday night: Denver at NY. Jets 

• John McEnroe seems to have returned 
to his old form as he defeated Kevin 
Curren in the final of the Scottsdale 
Open in Arizona. McEnroe defeated 
Curren 6-3, 3-6, 6-2 to win the 
$279,000 prize. 

• Redskins waive Mark Mosley. 38, a 
14-year veteran with Washington. 
Mosley played an integral part in the 
'82 and '83 Super Bowl teams and was 
named Most Valuable Player in '82. 

• In other NBA news. Mark Price, rookie 
out of Georgia Tech, signed with 
Cleveland and Walter Berry, rookie 
out of St. Johns, agreed to terms with 
Portland. 




Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #6: 

In Super Bowl IX, the Pittsburgh 
defense limited the Minnesota Vik- 
ings to Just 119 yards in total offense. 
Name the starting defense for Pitts- 
burgh who became affectionately 
known as the "Steel Curtain?" 

We have a winner! Yeah! Congratula- 
tions to Paul Leinbach who correctly 
answered the question: Who am I? I 
played wide receiver from 1964 to 1980 
(mostly with the Miami Dolphins) . I was 

given the nickname "Mr. Un ." 

I ran the low hurdles at Ohio State and 
was a wide receiver for Woody Hayes. 
The correct answer that Paul gave was, 
Paul Warfield and for his winning answer 
Paul received a coupon for a free Aggie 
burger, fries and soda from Caesar's 
Pub. The next winner could be you so 
play today! 

If you know the answer to this week's 
question, place your answer, name and 
box number on a slip of paper and put in 
Box 951 and if your correct answer is 
drawn you could be a winner too. 

NOT HUNTERS 

Dear Editors, 

In response to the October 10 article, 
"Goose, Victim of Campus Violence," I 
totally agree that it was a thoughtless, ir- 
responsible act. The thing that bothers 
me is the fact that the people who wrote 
these articles about the goose, which was 
a very worthwhile item to bring into the 
open , is that they used the word HUNT- 
ER. A better word to describe the indi- 
viduals would be a SLOB. These people 
aren't hunters or sportsmen who do this 
type of thing. 

There are too many people who don't 
realize that America's hunters are the 
leading conservationists in the country. 
We, as hunters, have contributed to the 
game species, the state game lands and 
most importantly, the endangered species, 
to the amount of well over a billion dol- 
lars, to preserve and protect the beauty 
of nature. 

So please, when an incident like this 
occurs again, please don't use the word 
"hunter." use the proper description, a 
SLOB 

Sincerely. 
Lome Bacher 

Bike Travel in One Day 

Last Sunday, Dan Paulus and Ann 
Whitesell completed a century bike ride 
(100 mi.). Dan complete his in seven 
hours, flat, and Ann completed hers in 
eight and one-quarter hours. The course 
encompassed Perkasie. the upper Bucks 
region including Riegelsville, and even 
some of New Jersey. It was a hilly ride. 

Interested in those long, beautiful 
routes through the countryside, or just a 
jaunt across campus? You too can be- 
come a centurist by contacting Ann or 
checking the yellow bulletin board. 



DREW, WIDENER 
FACE DVC HOCKEY 

by John Litzke 

Eleanor Roosevelt, the well-known 
first lady and wife of Franklin Delano, 
celebrated her birthday on Saturday and 
the first ladies of field hockey took on 
sixth ranked Drew University and, accor- 
ding to head coach Pam Spotts, played 
their best game this season, but fell to the 
Lady Rangers 1-0 in a thriller. DVC 
worked very well together as a team on 
Saturday, used short, crisp passes and 
opened up many opportunities for 
themselves but just couldn't capitalize. 

Against Widener on Monday, a light 
drizzle fell the entire way but it didn't 
dampen the competitive spirit of DVC. 
After the initial goal was scored by the 
Lady Pioneers it was DVC's turn. Left 
wing Dee Pisauro, on an assist by co- 
captain Tina Drey, found the net with a 
blistering shot to tie it at one late in the 
second half. DVC, once again, had nu- 
merous opportunities to score but failed 
to put it home. Widener, on a penalty 
stroke put the winning goal in very late in 
the game to give them the victory. 
Goalie Lynn Schumack or Schmuck, as 
she is affectionately called, played out- 
standing in both contests. 

The ladies record fell to 3-5- 1 with five 
games remaining. Scranton visited on 
Wednesday and Montclair State will visit 
tomonow at noon. 

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Widener Sees Stars; 

Volleyball Ousted By 

Kings Monday 2-0 

by John Litzke 

There were two red hot events occur- 
ring back on Wednesday, October 8. 
Back on October 8, 1871 the great Chi- 
cago fire left the city a pile of burning, 
ashen ruins. One hundred and fifteen 
years later, the DVC volleyball team 
acted as a match and Widener was the 
paper. Last Wednesday night the Lady 
Pioneers visited James Work Gym and 
DVC gave them third degree burns as 
the ladies scorched Widener, who 1 must 
say gave a very anemic looking perfor- 
mance, 15-1, 15-1, 15-2. 

It was a fine, all-around team perfor- 
mance by DVC. Some outstanding ef- 
forts were contributed by setter Vicki 
Keener who was as consistent as always 
and made some fine saves. Donna Brad- 
ley also had a good game with some 
very fine service winners and good net 
play. Although DVC was much taller, 
stronger and deeper than Widener the 
Lady Pioneers gave it their best and both 
teams looked like they were having fun. 
which is the name of the game. 

DVC was supposed to play in the 
Dickinson Tourney this past weekend, 
but due to a last minute schedule 
change, DVC didn't receive an invita- 
tion. You could hear a gigantic sigh out 
of each of the opposing teams, the sigh 
was so loud you could hear it right here 
at DVC. because they knew they wouldn't 
have to go up against Bradley. Dollar- 
ton, Keener, Chapman. Hajioannou 
and company. 

In a best out of three match on Friday, 
October 10. DVC fell to Kings College 
2-0. "We just didn't play the type of 
game we're capable of playing." said 
senior setter Vicki Keener. This puts 
DVC at a very respectable 5-4 with 
tough MAC matchups to come. 

EAGLES TICKETS 

Tickets for the Philadelphia Eagles — 
NY. Giants game, November 9 are on 
sale now. in the Dean of Students Office. 
The price is $14. This includes transpor- 
tation by bus. to and from Vet. Stadium 
Sponsored by the Student Government 

Richard Leakey Lecture 

World-renowned paleoanthropologist . 
Richard E. Leakey will visit The Universi- 
ty Museum on Saturday, November 8, 
1986 at 8 p.m., when he speaks on 
"The Origins of Humankind" in the 
Museum's Harrison Auditorium. 

Richard E. Leakey. Director of the Na- 
tional Museums of Kenya, will discuss 
the latest fossil discoveries and their im- 
plications for the evolution of modern 
humans at a special Centennial Lecture, 
part of the Centennial Celebration of The 
University Museum of Archaeology/ An- 
thropology. University of Pennsylvania 
Leakey, who carries forward the work 
begun by his famous father Louis Leakey, 
will comment on the 2.5-million-year-old 
skull of a man-like creature found last 
year near Lake Turkana in Northern 
Kenya, and will explain some of the con- 
troversial theories sunounding its place 
in human evolution. 

A champagne reception for Leakey 
will follow the lecture. 

Autographed copies of Leakey's books 
will be sold before and after the lecture. 

Tickets to the lecture (limited to 800) 
are $17.50 and $12.50 for non-mem- 
bers, $15 and $10 for Museum members. 
Tickets for the champagne reception 
(limited to 250) are $20. 

For further information and reserva- 
tions, call 215/ 898-3024. 

The University Museum is located at 
33rd and Spruce Streets. 



Boyle Runs and Passes 
E.M.O. to Victory 

Chris "Heisman Hopeful" Boyle ran 
for two touchdowns and threw for three 
more leading E.M.O. to an easy 39-0 
victory over the Lap Sappers. Boyle's 
touchdowns were to Tim Brennan who 
had two and the other one to Mike 
Zendt. The offensive line was outstand- 
ing once again in protecting Boyle. Pro- 
tecting Boyle is Steve Botto, Steve 
Smyth and Sean McGrath. The defense 
was lead by Cy Rother with four inter- 
ceptions. Jim Bauzon with one intercep- 
tion, Vinny Pastore with one interception 
and Steve Botto with one interception 
also. The reason for all the interceptions 
was the great pressure put on the quar- 
terback. Leading the E.M.O. sack ex- 
change was Wayne Lutz. E.M.O. is now 
3-0. Also, they are ranked in USA To- 
day's Top 25. 

E.M.O. MOVES UP IN 
USA TODAYS TOP 25 

DVC's powerhouse E.M.O. moved 
up five spots after their big victory of 
39-0 over the Lap Sappers. 

1 . Miami (FL) 6-0 

2 Alabama 6-0 

3. Nebraska 5-0 

4 Michigan 5-0 

5. Oklahoma . . 4-1 

6. Auburn . 5-0 

7 Per,nStn<? 5-0 

8. Iowa 5-0 

9. Arizona State 4-0-1 

10. Washington 4-1 

11. Texas A&M 4-1 

12. Louisiana State . 3-1 

13. Arizona 4-1 

14. Arkansas 4-1 

15 E.M.O 3-0 

16 Southern California . 4-1 

17 North Carolina . . 4-0-1 

18. Clemson .:..... 4-1 

19. UCLA 3-2 

20 Stanford 4-1 

21. Baylor 4-2 

22. Southern Methodist 4-1 

23 Ohio State 4-2 

24 Air Force 5-1 

25. Indiana 4-1 



HEISMAN WATCH 

Chris Boyle. E.M.O. (3-0) 

Quarterback, senior 

Tuesday: Alman Brothers 

Last week: 20 att.. 15 comp.. 250 

yds.. 3 TDs; 1986: 65 att.. 49 

comp.. 8(H) yds.. 11 TDs. 3 int.. 5 

TD rushing 



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Vol. XXI. No. 8 

Friday, October 24. 1986 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print! 



DVC Horticulture Produce Sales: 
The Sweet Smell of Success 



by Annmarie Whitesell 

One of the major contributions to the 
Delaware Valley College campus this 
semester and this past summer is the 
produce stand on Route 202. The suc- 
cess story with the stand is the people 
who make it work; the students who 
work for the Horticulture Department 
and the orchard production manager. 
Scott Robertello. To get the latest on 
what's happening in the orchard and the 
improvement in marketing DVC produce, 
I met with Mr. Robertello after a typical 
twelve-hour day. 

RAM PAGES: Can you tell me how old 
the trees in the orchard are? 
SCOTT: The oldest trees that are still pro- 
ducing are the fifty-four year old apple 
trees that Dr. Feldstein tended when he 
was a student here at DVC. 
RAM PAGES: Is it true that there was an 
old produce stand back in the 1950's? 
SCOTT: Yes. at one time DVC had a 
produce stand. From what 1 understand 
it was discontinued because of protest from 
local farmers. 

RAM PAGES: I understand you've been 
working for three years as orchard mana- 
ger. Have you seen any improvements? 
SCOTT: Yes. we have increased produc- 
tivity in our apple crop by about six to ten 
fold. The increase is due to the young 
apple trees coming into production. Our 
other crops are improving because of 
better agricultural techniques. Another 
area that has been improved is the diver- 
sity of crops that are now being grown in 
the orchard. 

RAM PAGES: When you say more diver- 
sity of crops, what crops does this include. 
SCOTT: We have peaches and apples 
which are well-known, but we also have 
pears, grapes, nectarines, sweet cherries, 
apricots, strawberries, raspberries, and 
blueberries. We also grow many vegeta- 
bles; i.e. . sweet corn, egg plant, peppers, 
cucumbers, zuccini, watermelon, peas, 
beans, broccoli, and cauliflower. (Stop- 
ping to catch a breath, Scott continued 
on.) Many of these fruits and vegetables 
were planted so the students could have 
hands-on-experience with different crop 
techniques and growing procedures. 




Sales of DVC's own produce, such as this 
season's finest apples and cider, have increased 
tremendously with the route 202 stand 



RAM PAGES: What is happening in the 
orchard right now? 

SCOTT: We planted three acres of 
peaches; next year we will plant five 
more acres. We are also mapping out 
plans for a larger planting because of the 
demand for more produce at the stand 
on Route 202. 

RAM PAGES: Are there any experiments 
going on out in the orchard? 
SCOTT: There is a new amino acid-based 
fertilizer being tested for an outside com- 
pany. Dr. Vincent and Dr. Cordrey are 
in charge of the experiment. 
RAM PAGES: Does the research bring 
in any money for the Horticulture Depart- 
ment? 

SCOTT: The college automatically re- 
ceives one-third of the payment for use 
of the land. The other two-thirds is divided 
for updating equipment and repairs and 
anything else that the college feels is 
necessary to replace or fix. 
RAM PAGES: Earlier you stated that 
you are going to plant an increase in dif- 
ferent crops and that you are having an 
increase in apple and peach production. 
What are you doing with all this produce? 
SCOTT: Since moving back to Route 202 
we have increased our business by seven 
fold. This means that everything that we 
have grown over the past summer and 
this fall has been sold! 
RAM PAGES: Can you give me any rea- 
sons why the increase has been so great? 
SCOTT: First of all, the location is in a 
prime marketing spot. Anything that we 
place out on the stand is sold within the 
day. Another reason for the Horticulture 
Department's success with the stand is 
that we are gearing up to meet the de- 
mand of the customer. We try to teach 
the student that you must be professional 
in dealing with the public. The customer 
is in a hurry, so you must take their order 
quickly, be able to answer the customer's 
questions about the product and make 
sure to treat them as individuals so that 
they come back. Finally, the quality of our 
produce cannot be beaten by any super- 
market or many local produce stands. 
Our produce is top quality because the 
vegetables and fruit are picked the day 
they are sold or just a day or two before- 
hand. 

RAM PAGES: At this time, can you tell 
us how much money the stand makes? 
SCOTT: 1 am really not at liberty to say 
how much money the stand makes, but I 
do want to straighten out a major miscon- 
ception. Most people are under the im- 
pression that "the stand" brings in money 
only to the Horticulture Department. All 
of the money that we make goes back to 
the school. I am given a budget every 
year from the school to use in the orchard 
and on the produce stand; that is the only 
money we use. 

RAM PAGES: Does this mean that you 
will not consider other departments or 
club items to sell? 

SCOTT: Right now the idea of selling 
other products at the stand sounds good, 
but you have to remember that the 
customer likes a dependable supplier. 



What if one week we have something 
that sells really well, and then it's not 
there for the next two weeks? What do 
you tell the customer? "Sorry, we don't 
have it?" The customer will say goodbye 
and they'll find some place else to buy 
their produce. 

RAM PAGES: What other plans do you 
have for the future of the stand? 
SCOTT: A major goal for the Horticulture 
Department is to get a permanent 
building built as a produce stand along 
Route 202. It will take a lot of work, but I 
believe it will be worth the money and 
time. 

RAM PAGES: Is there anything else you 
would like to tell us? 
SCOTT: Yes, 1 would like to say that 
without the help of the students, the or- 
chard and stand could never have been 
so successful. The students make it 
work. 




The steps to success begin in the orchard . . . 

Social Weekend at DVC 

by Annmarie Whitesell 

Parent's Day Weekend shone brightly 
on the DVC campus. The college, stu- 
dent government, and class officers ran 
many activities. The events were any- 
where from a 50's dance to Powder Puff 
Football on Sunday It's been said, that 
on campus there is nothing to do on 
weekends. (So the ugly rumor goes.) 
Well, if you did not enjoy this weekend 
at DVC it was your own fault. 

Friday night's hayride sponsored by 
the class of '88 was a blast. The hayride 
started out at Admissions and finally 
ended at the Beehouse. Along the way 
there was the kidnapping of Dr. Berthold 
and the usual hay fights. Later Friday 
evening the new Parents Association 
along with the college, sponsored a 50's 
dance. I must say the student turnout 
was meager, but the parents and students 
who were there rocked-n-rolled until the 
midnight hour. 

Saturday was the prime time for the 
folks to meet the profs. Then it was off to 
a special luncheon and the home football 
game. After the game, the RA's and Stu- 
dent Government sponsored a Victory 
Celebration in the Student Center. Satur- 
day night, the Senior class had their Pig 
Roast. And finally to cap the weekend 
off the girls on campus had a Powder Puff 
Football game on Sunday. 

Weekends don't come any better than 
this one! 



Apiary Society Update 

The DVC Apiary Society is involved 
in honey bee activities both on and off 
campus, and its membership is made up 
of both students with beekeeping back- 
grounds and those with no prior interest 
in the honey bee . Its meetings are open 
to all members of the college community, 
and if you are interested in attending any 
of its informal meetings, keep an eye out 
for the hexagon-shaped signs. 

The club has already been quite active 
this year. During one of its first meetings, 
the club members extracted part of the 
college's honey crop. The remainder of 
the crop will be extracted sometime after 
Thanksgiving, and anyone interested in 
participating is invited to attend. Other 
meetings included the showing of an ex- 
cellent movie dealing with honey bees; 
processing honey: and marketing honey. 

The club's next meeting will be on 
Thursday, October 30, 1986 at 7 p.m. at 
the Bee House across the railroad tracks 
from Berkowitz Hall. The program will 
be a candle-making workshop in which 
club members and any other members of 
the college community may come and 
make a beeswax candle for themselves 

On Thursday, November 13, 1986 at 
8 p.m., in the lobby of Mandell Hall, the 
club will be hosting and judging the An- 
nual Bucks County Honey Show. Every- 
one is invited to attend and take part in 
the judging. 

The club has many types of honey bee 
products on sale. Since each flower pro- 
duces a distinctive flavored and colored 
honey, the club has available clover, 
orange blossom, eucalyptus, buckwheat, 
and wildflower liquid honeys plus finely 
crystallized honey spreads to which have 
been added dried apricots, cinnamon, or 
freeze dried raspberries or strawberries. 
This year the club also has available comb 
honey and chunk honey (a piece of 
honey comb in a jar surrounded by liquid 
honey). The spreads make an excellent 
substitute for jams and jellies. The club 
also has available pure beeswax tapered 
candles and pure beeswax honey bear 
candles. The various types of honey are 
great for snacking, and the honeys and 
candles are nice to take home to your 
parents and also to use as gifts for the 
holiday season. All products are available 
from club members; the book store also 
carries a limited line of the honey products. 

Hope to see you at our future meetings. 
This week is National Honey Week! 
Really! 



• * PRESS RELEASE • • 

If the person who is taking the Inquirer 
which is delivered to the Library each 
Sunday morning continues to do so, the 
subscription will be stopped. The 

Library periodicals budget, intended for 
the purchase of materials of interest to 
many readers, cannot afford to subsi- 
dize the irresponsibility of one selfish 
individual. 

Mrs. Shook 



Personals 

Lome Bacher — Three cheers for your 
letter in last week's Ram Pages! It's about 
time somebody got that point across. — 
Karen Doyle 

Nate — How's the apple business? Find 
any peaches yet? 

Michelle — Catch up on your sleepage 
this week. So maybe your car chunkage 
this weekend. 

Rach - P.P. Football Tackle! This week 
DVC, next week Chicago Bears. No 
pain, no gain! — K 

Hey P.P. Football Guys, 10-2, I think 
you need to recruit for this Sunday. 
Remember 1 p.m.! 

Daryll - You smell "BEAUTIFUL!" - K 
&M 

Lewy — Open for business! What kind of 
business? — Karen Vincent 

Jamie R. — Four guys in one week (two 
at the Pub) and you're still a virgin? Out- 
rageous!! — Mother Superior 

Katie — My mirror is dead, and you will 
be shortly! — Roommate 

Val — My price tag is out of your league! 

— Alfred Dunhill. Ltd., London 

Katie — Don't make a mountain out of a 
molehill. 

Julie — What seems to be the problem? 

Chrissy F. — You know, I think he's still 
sweet, but his roommate is a weasel! — 
Your drinking pal 

Chipmunk — Have you seen any fish 
swimming up stream lately? I'll take you 
fishing one day in 228. You can tell 
everyone about the one that got away. 

— Your Roomie 

Yoda — I'm sorry. Master Fang has not 
taught me as well. When does the red 
light district go back into operation? I'll 
buy the red cellophane. — Sleezestack 

Helen — If you break the towel rack he'll 
be back. Twenty-three is a nice age. You 
break it, he'll fix it. — Guess Who 

Ivy — Congrats on the grades. ID. + 
D.G. = B. You've been around your 
roommate too long. I guess that formula 
works all the time. — Your ID. user 

Mark V. — Next time, get chaps that 
aren't so tight! — Co-Capt. 

To the Western Team — I want my rib- 
bon! And if that Penn State woman 
doesn't shut up . . . 

Kirsten & Julie — You owe us at least 
one six pack each. — J.. J., and C 

John — Is your flamingo really pink? — 
Kirsten 

Those who stay out all night to play, 
shouldn't be concerned about where the 
R.A. is anyway. 

Chunka Victims — John L. Oct. 17 B; 
Joell Oct. 17 B.. T.. IC; Jamie Oct. 17 
B; Tony D. Oct. 17 B.. T. 

Val — Still only when you smile. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 
INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF OCTOBER 27 

•v 

Tuesday, October 28 

DVC DAIRY INTERNSHIP 
Must be sophomore, junior or senior, 
have a 2.5 or higher GPA. ALL AG 
MAJORS WELCOME TO SIGN UP 
Interviews from 10 a.m. -12 noon. 

Wednesday, October 29 

AMERICAN BREEDERS SERVICE 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m 

Friday, October 31 

DVC DAIRY INTERNSHIP 

See above for details. 

Interviews from 10 a.m.- 12 noon. 

SIGNUP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 



Barness Hall R.A.s Are Doing Just Fine 



Dear Editors, 

I am writing in response to the editorial 
on "R.A.s in Absentia," obviously written 
by some close-minded, negative person. 

The two girls that were depicted in the 
editorial are two friends of mine. The 
R.A.s names who were so rudely torn 
apart are Beth Meny and Lisa Roerig 
However, putting aside my friendship 
with these two girls, there are a few facts 
you overlooked. 

First, we have been back to school for 
approximately 60 days. Out of those 60 
days, the Livestock Judging Team has 
been gone for a grand total of 11 days. 
Poor lost souls, unattended for 11 days 
— oh no! 

Second, the R.A. downstairs, Brenda, 
was on duty September 10 to September 
14 while the Judging Team was away on 
their (not so occasional) trips. The letter 
to the editors said, "One R.A. for an en- 
tire dorm is just not enough." If you have 
been aware of what has been going on 
for the past three years you have been 
here, we have one R.A. on duty each 
weekend. This allows the other R.A.(s) 
to lead a normal life and occasionally go 
home, if they choose. Do they have to 
be chained to their rooms? Maybe you 
never get out. 

Third. I find it a shame that, at your 
age, you feel it necessary to have some- 
one watching over you. It is quite ob- 
vious that you have a mouth. A sugges- 
tion: if something happens in the dorm, 
why don't you use it (your mouth) to get 
the problem out. I have, it works. 

Fourth, maybe you'd be better off if 
you stopped minding other people's 
business. This is probably not the first 
time you have made false accusations 
and judgments. (Leave the judging to 
the Team, they are good at it.) You sug- 
gested in your letter that the R.A.'s 
roommates should become R.A.'s. Sorry, 
this won't work either; Beth Meny's 
roommate is on the Judging Team too. 
Try again. 

Finally, and certainly not of least im- 
portance. The DVC Livestock Judging 
Team consists of seven students. These 
students possess a talent I wish I had. 
Need 1 remind you, the Livestock Judg- 
ing Team is one of the two teams on 
campus which represent the college on a 
national level. 1 am very proud to send 
them off and represent DVC. So instead 
of being negative all the time, try looking 
at the good points in life, you might be a 
happier person. 

I always find it funny how people can 
criticize someone and not admit to it. 1 
don't know who you are. I have a good 
idea, only because you have made false 
judgments about me too. I'm not afraid 
to stand behind how I feel. You know 
where to find me. just down the hall a 
bit. 

Sincerely, 
Julie Myers 

To the Judging Team: The best of luck to all seven 
of you at Nationals. November 13-19. oh no. 
seven days Knock'em dead. I will too if anything 
goes wrong here. 



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Dear Editors, 

As residents of Barness Hall second 
floor, we resent last week's Dear Editors 
letter "R.A.'s in Absentia." Since it is true 
"we are a very courteous and conscien- 
tious group" it would follow that we don't 
need a full time babysitter. The weeks in 
question were not a total disaster and, in 
fact, there were no problems at all. All 
our memos, bulletin board information 
and our Student Government minutes 
were kept up-to-date and distributed to 
us. 

We feel the Resident Assistants of 
Barness second have briefed us suffi- 
ciently on what we should do in case of 
an emergency, and we are aware of our 
responsibilities in case they are not avail- 
able. We also feel that we are mature 
and civilized enough to handle any dis- 
turbances that might occur during the 
Resident Assistants' absences and if we 
are unable to take care of the situation, 
then there is our community coordinator 
and our other R.A.s for the dorm. 

Although our R.A.s are in charge of 
the dorms, they are here for an educa- 
tion FIRST!! They have a responsibility to 
themselves to fulfill their education and 
the Judging Team is a part of that educa- 
tion. 

We, as residents of Barness second, 
feel the person writing this article had no 
right whatsoever. Our R.A.s do their jobs 
and they do them very well! 

Sincerely. 

Tracy Ebert Lisa Dougherty 

Helen Saylor Ivy Diefenbach 

April DeGeorge Linda Gallagher 

Kathy Rothenberger Maryann Vogt 

Allison Angle Becky Smith 

Christy Rudesill Chris Bayer 

Trina Sweigart Stephanie Hughes 

MB Polek Leslie A Mueller 

Susan L Ullrich Victoria J Pierce 

Deborah L. Pomroy Julie Myers 

Joanna Toenniessen Debbie Oesterling 

Anita Scamack Patty Rupell 

Lisa Desher Leslie Ward 

Morgan Kelly A. Modla 
Donna Forte 



Dear Editors, 

This is in response to "R.A.s in Absen- 
tia" (Oct. 10 issue of Ram Pages). We 
are the R.A.s and their roommates from 
Barness Hall. We were appalled to read 
this letter to the editors. We feel that the 
writer(s) should have brought the subject 
to our attention before writing the news- 
paper; they could have resolved the issue 
by talking to their R.A.s, but since they 
wish to make a public issue of it. here is 
our response. 

During the 1984-85 school year, the 
R.A.s in Barness Hall were not present 
due to their involvement in the DVC 
Livestock Judging Team. This, then, left 
the dorm with no R.A. supervision. A 
sophomore was asked to post all memos 
and was given access to the R.A.'s phone 
in case of emergency. Needless to say, 
there were no problems; I should know 
— I was that sophomore. 

We are not hired to be full time baby- 
sitters. We are here for an education, in- 



Answer to last week's puzzle. 



I.C.C. Scholarship 

Applications are now available from 
any I.C.C. representative or the Alumni 
Affairs Office for the I.C.C. scholarship. 
Two awards of $200 will be given to the 
two top choices Monies will be applied 
to the spring semester bill. Due date for 
applications is November 1 . Please return 
to the Alumni Affairs Office: Mrs. Dolby 



eluding extracurricular activities. Live- 
stock Judging Team is a one-credit course 
which enhances our Animal Husbandry 
curriculum. We on the team are learning 
and seeing more that we've ever seen in 
the large animal industry 

The "floor" was informed of their R.A.s 
involvement in the Team at our first 
"floor" meeting. Everyone there was told 
that in our absence, the R.A. downstairs 
would be in charge of the entire floor. All 
emergencies were also covered at that 
meeting; all three R.A.s know what to 
do, each having been trained at our sum- 
mer training session. 

Both Mrs. Somerville and Mr. Lom- 
bardi (Ed. note: Somerville and Lombar- 
di are in charge of Residence Life) knew 
that both upstairs R.A.s were part of the 
Judging Team and what our schedules 
were. Mr. Lombardi and Mrs. Somerville 
agreed that one R.A. could handle the 
dorm with no problems. 

We have not been away on excursions 
that "last weeks at a time." We have 
been absent a total of six full days. Week- 
ends were originally covered by one 
R.A. and were scheduled on our week- 
end duty roster accordingly. If you wish 
to see this schedule, just ask any of the 
three R.A l or Residence Life for a copy. 

Of tht- days we have been gone, we 
have returned without receiving one 
complain' or comment on our absence. 
If the writer (s) had a problem, they never 
approached any one of us; we cannot 
read minds. There have been neither 
problems with disturbances, enforce- 
ment of college policies, nor accidents or 
emergencies, according to people on 
Barness second floor Our job is to keep 
peace and communication lines open if a 
resident of our floor has a problem. 

The "floor" has been equipped with 
first aid kits, a key to the R.A.'s room for 
use of their extension, a maintenance 
key. a fire ladder and necessary instruc- 
tions in case of emergencies. All memos. 
Student Government minutes and other 
information has been kept up-to-date 
too. 

Our roommates knew what rooming 
with an R.A. is all about, whether or not 
we are there. They both knew of our 
absence during Judging season. As one 
of the roommates not on the Team, I 
was shocked when I read the letter to the 
editors, thinking that the "floor" has been 
very close and open. As an R.A. on 
Barness first. I am quite confident in 
handling both floors. I agree that the sec 
ond floor is "a very courteous and con- 
scientious group of girls." I find that being 
in charge of both floors is not an extra 
burden as opposed to working the first 
floor alone. 

As the signatures below suggest, the 
Resident Assistants. Community Coordi- 
nator and R.A.'s roommates feel that this 
subject could have been handled outside 
the newspaper. We encourage you to 
talk to us. We believe that the dorm has 
been handled properly. Residents of 
Barness seem quite content. Therefore, 
we feel that we are doing our jobs, and 
quite well at that. 

Sincerely, 

Brenda Bower R A. first floor 

Beth Meny R A . second floor 

Leslie Mueller R.A roommate 

Lisa Roerig R A . second floor 

Kathy Rothenburger R A roommate 

Mildred Waddington Community Coordinator 

Editors Note 

Ram Pages appreciates the response 
and enthusiasm received in recent letters 
to the editors. However, we must request 
that future letters follow some sort of 
economy of style; that is, opinions you 
wish to have printed must be brief enough 
to benefit from the full impact of their 
content. Don't let your point find itself 
lost in a lengthy letter! 





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EAGLES TICKETS 

Tickets for the Philadelphia Eagles — 
NY. Giants game, November 9 are on 
sale now. in the Dean of Students Office 
The price is $14. This includes transpor- 
tation by bus. to and from Vet. Stadium. 
Sponsored by the Student Government. 

E.M.O. Breaks into Top Ten 
in USA Today's Top 25 

1 . Miami (FL) 7-0 

2 Alabama 7-0 

3. Nebraska 6-0 

4. Michigan 6-0 

5. Oklahoma . 5-1 

6 Penn State . . 6-0 

7. Auburn 6-0 

8 Arizona State 5-0-1 

9. Washington . . . 5-1 

10. E.M.O 4-0 

11. Texas A&M 5-1 

12. L.S.U 4-1 

13. Arizona 5-1 

14 Mississippi State 6-1 

15. Arkansas 5-1 

16 Clemson . . . 5-1 

17 UCLA .4-2 

18. Stanford 5-1 

19. Southern Methodist 5-1 

20. Ohio State 5-2 

21. Southern California . . . 4-2 

22 Georgia 4-2 

23 Baylor ....... 4-3 

24. North Carolina State 4-1-1 

25. North Carolina 4-1-1 

RED SOX vs. METS 

World Series Pool Update 

Ram Pages' World Series Pool attracted 
two very enthusiastic, baseball -minded 
contestants and I'm glad to say both 
made it to the final round. Move over 
Vin and Joe, here's Dan and Donna. 

"Downtown" Daniel Johnston was 
correct when he chose the Mets and 
Boston to make it to the Series and Dan 
chose the Mets to win it all. And then 
there was Donna "The Hammer" Hayek 
who correctly chose New York and Bos 
ton and she chose the Red Sox to win all 
the marbles. 

The Series is leaning in Donna's favor 
and the Series could be over before this 
memorandum reaches the paper. But 
don't give up "Downtown" Dan, think of 
the '85 Royals who came back from 2-0 
to stun St. Louis. 

In either case, the winner will receive 
three coupons for a free Aggie burger, 
fries and Pepsi. 




AGGIES TO RAMS: 

IS IT TIME 
FOR A CHANGE? 




The petition to possibly change the 
DVC mascot from Aggies to Rams will 
resume its circulation this week. Approx- 
imately 250-280 (a majority) more signa- 
tures are needed to complete the task. If 
you would be interested in signing it, 
please move your feet over to Wolfsohn 
25 and give me your signature. 

Athlete of the Week: 

This week's athlete is not well known. 
He's as ordinary as any of us, to a point. 
By day he goes to class as we all do and 
goes to work as a mild mannered "white 
glove" automotive technologist on the 
side. But by night Brian Wood, an Ani- 
mal Husbandry major from Saul High 
School in Philadelphia, becomes a person 
transformed. As a highly trained Ninja 
warrior and kung-fu specialist. Brian pro- 
tects the wicked streets of the big city, 
keeping them safe for women and chil- 
dren. Brian performs execises which re- 
quire remarkable strength and ability. 
Brian is capable of two fingered pushups, 
owns a black belt in karate and has been 
known to astound with his gymnastic lev- 
itation feats Because of his dedication, 
strength, skill, and crime fighting ability. 
Brian Wood is worthy of athlete of the 
week. 



BAKEY, WIDENER 
ROMP TO 17-0 VICTORY 

by John Litzke 

The King of Rock 'n Roll, the ageless 
Chuck Berry, celebrated his birthday last 
Saturday with a mighty "goodness gra- 
cious great balls of fire" and a fabulous 
birthday party that included Eric Clap- 
ton, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and 
so on. 

Last Saturday wasn't as jubilant as had 
been expected for the DVC football 
squad and unlike the King's birthday 
celebration. DVC had little to celebrate. 

Widener's junior quarterback Joe 
Bakey ran for touchdowns of four and 
20 yards and a field goal by senior Bob 
Freece from 23 yards out paced the visit- 
ing Pioneers to a 17-0 shutout victory 
over the Aggies. 

The DVC defense played outstanding 
while the offense sputtered once again. 
The offense had the opportunities to 
score but it just couldn't capitalize 

The matchup between fellow MAC ri- 
vals was scoreless through two quarters 
with the respective defenses controlling 
the tempo. Then very late in the second 
quarter, Widener drove down to the 
DVC 13 and with no timeouts and the 
clock running with under 10 seconds left, 
Widener got their field goal team on the 



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Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #7: 

Since the World Series is upon us 
now, and the baseball season is coming 
to a close, let's test your World Series 
knowledge In J 973 and 1974 the 
Oakland A's won back to back World 
Series Championships. Can you 
name the starting lineup (by posi- 
tion) and a starting pitcher from 
either the '73 or '74 A's? (The lineup 
was Just about the same for both 
years.) 

If you think you have the right answer, 
jot it down on a piece of paper with your 
name and box * and put it in box 951. If 
your answer is chosen and it is correct, 
you will receive a marvelous prize, a 
respite from dining hall food and a free 
meal from Caesar's Pub. 

No one got the question from week 
#5. Who did the '69 Mets beat to win the 
National League Pennant and who did 
they beat to win the World Series? An- 
swer: The '69 amazing Mets defeated the 
Atlanta Braves in the LCS and the Balti- 
more Orioles in the World Series. 



DVC HOCKEY DROPS 
THRILLER TO SCRANTON 

by Brian Taggart 

Against Scranton on Wednesday, 
DVC started out tough, showing a good 
defense from the beginning. After 23 
minutes, Scranton broke the ice with the 
first score. With five minutes left in the 
first half. Dee Pisauro scored with a great 
assist from Tracy Marshall to tie the 
game. Nine minutes into the second half 
Jackie Heflich scored an unassisted goal 
to put DVC on top 2-1. With three-and- 
a-half minutes left, Scranton scored 
again to tie it up 2-2. In overtime, Scran- 
ton won the game, after six minutes 3-2. 




SOCCER UPDATE: 
Aggies Face Kings, Upsala 

The DVC Aggie*, faced two tough 
MAC teams and tell to defeat in both. 
On Wednesday they faced Upsala and 
played a rough two halves and came up 
short losing 2-0. On Saturday they faced 
Kings and also lost 2-0. Good defensive 
play was put in by Steve Lighty, Dan 
Rothenheber and leading the offensive 
attack was Phil Racobaldo, Alex Simp- 
son and Chris Freudig. Junior Ray Schil- 
ling was the keeper for both matchups. 

This week the Aggies face Scranton 
on Wednesday at home and Lycoming 
on Saturday away. 



field and senior kicker Bob Freece hit the 
23-yarder for the 3-0 lead. As soon as 
Freece kicked the ball the clock went to 
all zeros so he was very lucky to get the 
ball away in time. DVC head coach Al 
Wilson, furious over the play, stormed 
out on the field to plead his case that the 
clock had run out before the ball was 
kicked and that Widener was not set 
before the kick. The referees nullified his 
plea and the half ended 3-0. 

The second half belonged to Widener 
quarterback Joe Bakey who finished 
with 169 total yards (99 passing and 70 
rushing). Seven minutes into the half 
Widener completed a series of six plays 
and went 58 yards capped by a Bakey 
four- yard touchdown burst to increase 
Widener's lead to 10-0. The touchdown 
ended the DVC defense's domination 
over opposing offenses as their scoreless 
string of 13 quarters without allowing a 
touchdown came to a hah. Three cheers 
for the "D"! Then with 8:20 left in the 
third quarter, quarterback Bakey rambled 
in again from 20 yards out and the extra 
point made it 17-0. The 20-yard TD run 
was set up by, guess who, Bakey, who 
on the previous play scampered 47 yards 
on a keeper. 

Widener led in just about every statisti- 
cal category. First downs were Widener 
16 to 1 1 for DVC, passing yardage had 
Widener with 99 yards and DVC with 28 



and rushing yardage had Widener with 
194 and DVC with 98 with a bulk of the 
rushing yardage coming from junior tail- 
back Jimmy Wilson who compiled 70 
yards on 23 carries. 

Always improving defensive tackle 
Steve D'Ambra recorded the only sack of 
the day for DVC while Widener was 
flushing out DVC quarterbacks on a 
bunch of occasions. The injury report for 
DVC was quite extensive for among the 
many injured were wide receiver Bob 
Kennedy, cornerback Mike Heisy, de- 
fensive tackle Ron Shaffer and lineman 
Dave Zabrowski. 

Coach Wilson had these comments 
post game: "The word is execution. If 
you can't execute, that's what happens. 
We could've scored three touchdowns in 
the first quarter — they should've been 
ours — and the longer that goes on — 
stopping ourselves — the more they 
begin to wonder." 

Tomorrow will be maybe the toughest 
challenge for the Aggies this season as 
they will take on the MAC leading In- 
dians from Juniata at Juniata. Juniata 
will take a record of 4-0 MAC and 6-0 
overall into tomorrow's game while DVC 
takes in their 2-2-1 MAC and 2-3-1 
overall. Juniata's high-powered team is 
led by quarterback Mike Culver, receivers 
Jim Metz and Mike Cottle and tailback 
Rick Bouch. It will be a tough battle. 




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LITZKES 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• As Olympic commercials begin spring- 
ing up on TV already, the International 
Olympic Committee has selected the 
sights for the 1992 games. The 1992 
summer games will be held in Barce- 
lona, Spain and the 1992 winter games 
will be held across the Spanish border 
in Albertville, France in the French 
Alps. 

• Boston wins game one of the World 
Series 1-0 on an error by Met second 
baseman Tim Teufel. Boston takes 
game two and sweeps the Mets in New 
York. Clemens and Boggs paced the 
18-hit barrage in Boston's 9-3 game 
two victory. The series headed to Bos- 
ton with the Mets winning games three 
and four. The series is tied 2-2 heading 
into the fifth game on Thursday night. 

• In high school football action last week 
it was: 

Central 14, Frankford 7 
Lincoln 10, M.L. King 
Germantown 21, Edison 12 
Bartram 34, S. Philadelphia 14 
Washington 27, Mastbaum 
Roxborough 34, Gratz 6 
Ben Franklin 18, W. Philadelphia 
University City 0, BOK 
Episcopal 14, Germantown Acad. 6 
Arch. Ryan 14, Bishop Kenrick 7 
Quakertown 35, Methacton 25 
Upper Dublin 35, Hatboro-Horsham 7 
Norristown 27, Pennridge 7 
North Penn 7, C.B. East 
C.B. West 14, Abington 
William Tennent 21. Harry Truman 7 
Council Rock 13, Neshaminy 10 
P-Whitemarsh 35, Cheltenham 6 
U. Moreland 27. L. Moreland 7 
Springfield 21, Wissahickon 6 
Card. Dougherty 28, Arch. Wood 14 
Arch. Carroll 16, Msgr. Bonner 

• Former all-pro tight end with the 
Washington Redskins, Jerry Smith, 
dies at the age of 45 from AIDS. Jerry 
was a 13-year starter with the Redskins. 

• In major college football last weekend it 
was: 

Miami, FL 45, Cincinnati 13 
Alabama 56, Tennessee 28 
Florida St. 59. Wichita St. 3 
Nebraska 48, Missouri 17 
Notre Dame 31, Air Force 3 
Oklahoma 19, Oklahoma St. 
Clemson 35, Duke 3 
SMU 10. Houston 3 
Penn St. 42, Syracuse 3 
Michigan 20. Iowa 17 
Washington 48, Bowling Green 
Texas A&M 31. Baylor 30 
Central St.. Ohio 63, Kentucky St. 7 
Ferris St. 55, Michigan Tech. 41 



STAFF 

Editors- in-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles. Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry. John 

Nicholson. Melanie O'Neill. Brian 

Taggart. Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



Minot St. 55, Mayville St. 
Temple 29, Virginia Tech. 13 

• In college football games of interest it 
was: 

Ursinus 17, Gettysburg 15 

Florida 15, Rutgers 3 

Slippery Rock 49, Shippensburg 6 

Kutztown 42, Cheyney 12 

Albright 26, Lebanon Valley 10 

Penn 30, Navy 26 

W. Chester 20, E. Stroudsburg . ' 

Villanova 20, Catholic 7 

Susquehanna 17, Moravian 

Lycoming 42, Upsala 

Juniata 38, Wilkes 31 

• Get this! Multi-Olympic gold medalist 
Carl Lewis launches his singing career. 
Can you believe it! 

• Flyers rolling along nicely at 4-0 but 
how about those first place, 6-0 Pitts- 
burgh Penguins? It's true. 

• In NFL football action in week 7 of the 
season it was: 

Dallas 17, Philadelphia 14 
Kansas City 42, San Diego 41 
Minnesota 23, Chicago 7 
LA Raiders 30, Miami 28 
Cincinnati 31, Houston 28 
Green Bay 17, Cleveland 14 
Buffalo 24, Indianapolis 13 
New England 34, Pittsburgh 
Atlanta 10, San Francisco 10 
New Orleans 38, Tampa Bay 7 
Washington 28, St. Louis 21 
LA Rams 14, Detroit 10 
Seattle 17. NY Giants 12 

• Monday night it was: 
NY Jets 22, Denver 10 

• This Sunday it will be: 
San Diego at Philadelphia 
Cleveland at Minnesota 
Detroit at Chicago 

LA Raiders at Houston 
Miami at Indianapolis 
New England at Buffalo 
New Orleans at NY Jets 
San Francisco at Green Bay 
Tampa Bay at Kansas City 
Atlanta at LA Rams 
St. Louis at Dallas 
Seattle at Denver 
Monday night it will be: 
Washington at NY Giants 

• In WWF wrestling action at the Spec- 
trum: Hulk Hogan defeated "Mr. 
Wonderful" Paul Orndorff. Randy 
"Macho Man" Savage defeated the 
Honky Tonk Man. Hillbilly Jim defeat- 
ed Mr. Fuji. Kamala the Ugandan 
Headhunter defeated Leaping Lenny 
Poffo. Corporal Kirshner defeated 
Tiger Chung Lee. 

• Flyers equal best start ever tying their 
'83'84 record start of 5-0 after 3-1 vic- 
tory over Winnipeg. Flyers goalies Ron 
Hextall and Bob Froese have allowed 
just eight goals in five games and have 
best goals against average in the league 
at 1.60. Washington is currently last 
and both New York teams are fifth and 
fourth. 

• High scoring NY Knick Bernard King 
suffered yet another setback when he 
stepped in a pothole while jogging, 
twisted his right ankle and right knee 
and will be out of action from 3-6 
weeks 



New Flower Shop Hours 

Monday 

12:30-6 p.m. 

Tuesday 

1:30-2:45 p.m. • 4-6 p.m. 

Wednesday 

8:30-11 a.m. • 4-6 p.m. 

Thursday 

9-11 a.m. 

Friday 

8:30a.m.-l p.m. • 2:30-6 p.m. 

Sometimes words simply aren't 
enough, hut flowers say it all. 




WOMEN'S CROSS 
COUNTRY UPDATE 

The Cross Country team traveled to 
Allentown College on Saturday for the 
5th Annual Allentown College Invita- 
tional Cross Country Meet. 

The weather was beautiful and condi- 
tions were good for the meet. The race 
started at 11 a.m. with 13 teams repre- 
sented. Six teams including DVC women 
ran as non-counters since all team mem- 
bers could not make it. 

Monica Etzweiler came in 30th place 
with a time of 22:42, Trish Moorzitz 
came in 34th place with a time of 23:33, 
Deanna Smith came in 56th place with a 
time of 27:17 and Kathy Lunova came 
in 62nd place with a time of 28:42. 

The final scores were Lehigh with 26, 
Ursinus with 40, Moravian with 62, 
Allentown with 116, Baptist Bible with 
163. LIU. /Southampton with 164 and 
Cabrini with 167. The non-counter 
teams included DVC. Cedar Crest, 
Montgomery CCC, Salisbury State, 
Univ. of Scranton and Swarthmore. 




Boyle's Arm and Smith's Legs 
Lead E.M.O. to Victory 

Chris "Heisman Hopeful" Boyle threw 
fro five touchdowns and Steve Smith 
caught two long touchdowns leading 
E.M.O. to a 33-0 victory over the Ulman 
Brothers. Also scoring was Sean McGrath. 
Mike Zendt and Vinne Pastore The de- 
fense was lead by Cy Rother and Bill 
Boyle with one interception a piece. The 
E.M.O. sack exchange was lead by Wayne 
Lutz and Jim Bauzon. E.M.O. finished 
the regular season undefeated with a 4-0 
record. Hopefully, if E.M.O. can win the 
playoffs they will get a bowl bid Maybe 
even the Orange Bowl against Miami. 
Florida for the National Championship. 




Models Needed 

Local photographer looking for stu- 
dents wishing to pose for stock photos of 
college related scenes and situations. 

Good looking, serious minded stu- 
dents only. Payment is either in portfolio 
prints or hourly. Please contact the studio 
for an appointment at 340-0900. 



MENS CROSS 
COUNTRY UPDATE 

It was a perfect fall day for the Harriers 
as they traveled up to Allentown College 
last Saturday to participate in the Allen- 
town Invitational. Unexpectedly, the 
team got a taste of the competition they 
would face in their MAC championship 
meet, which is held in November, be- 
cause seven out of the 12 teams which 
participated were MAC schools. 

Even though the team finished 10th, 
most of the runners turned in a good 
performance. 

Garry Kampmeyer. Tony Donofrio 
and Tom Await ran especially well turn- 
ing in one of their better times this season 
for a 5 25 mile course. Dave Sports, 
DVC's first man, also had an outstanding 
day finishing eignth overall. Other per- 
formances included: Jim Enoch finishing 
56th. injured John Thompson finishing 
78th. Sean Miller finishing 85th and 
freshman Mark Brinsky finishing 96th 
overall. 

The team has one more dual meet 
against Albright on Saturday before they 
start preparing for the MAC champion- 
ship meet which is held two weeks later 
at Gettysburg, ''"he team needs a victory 
on Saturday to bring their record up to 
500 



HEISMAN WATCH 

Chris Boyle, E.M.O. (4-0) 

Quarterback, senior 

Thursday: Alman Brothers 

Last week: 30 art.. 20 comp.. 400 

yds.. 5 TDs; 1986: 95 art.. 69 

comp.. 1.200 yds.. 16 TDs. 3 int.. 5 

TD rushing 




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Friday, October 31. 1986 




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BOO! 



Dining Hall Decorum 

Dear Editors, 

The following is an article written in 
cooperation with a group of concerned 
students on campus. 

Are you tired of entering the dining 
hall with your tray and being unable to 
find a clean spot at which you can eat? 
You can look around and see empty 
tables, but each table seems buried be- 
neath a disgusting array of trays, glass- 
ware, food and garbage piled up in the 
center. If you had an appetite when you 
sat down, seeing this disgusting mess is 
enough to kill anyone's appetite. 

Dining hall cleanliness and behavior 
this year is deplorable. There are stu- 
dents in the dining hall who seem to 
pride themselves on making the biggest 
messes. Even when you do find a clean 
spot to sit down, there is often some wise 
guy at the next table throwing food 
across the dining hall at his buddies. As 
you eat, this thrown food falls to the floor 
around you. 

The people who throw food and refuse 
to clean up after themselves better wake 
up. A concerned group of students is 
organizing on campus in an attempt to 
resolve this problem in the dining hall. 
These students pay to eat in the cafeteria 
just like everyone else, and it is their right 
to have a clean place to sit and eat. 
Everyone is watching in the dining hall 
and is noting the offending people. Some 
offenders have already been turned in to 
the Residence Life Office and the Dining 
Service. 

Anyone turned in for either offense 
will be quickly called in to meet with the 
Directors of Residence Life and/or the 
Dean of Students. There will be no warn- 
ing for the first offense. The first time will 
immediately cost you a $25.00 fine (bet 
you didn't know that, did you?). Dining 
hall regulations are printed on page 49 of 
the Student Handbook, and they're pret- 
ty clearly written. If you're turned in a 
second time, the fine will be levied again, 
and can also result in a temporary or per- 
manent suspension of your dining privi- 
leges. If your dining privileges are revoked 
for any reason, you do not get a refund. 
You lose the money you already paid, 
plus you incur additional expense for 
finding another place to eat. 

Everyone should be aware of these 
rules. People are watching in the dining 
hall. The next time you see someone 
leave a mess at a table or throw food, 
don't just sit there, do something. Notify 
any member of Student Government, 
the Food Committee or your R.A. Peo- 
ple should not have to put up with these 
disgusting habits. 

Like the little notices on the table say, 
"Your mother doesn't work here, bus 
your own tray." Think about it; if your 
mom did work here and she saw you 
acting like that, she'd probably smack 
you alongside the head and refuse to 
feed you for awhile. 

Name withheld upon request 



Aggies vs. Rams 

Dear Editors, 

This letter is directed to those behind 
the petition to change our "Aggies" mas- 
cot to the "Rams." It's bad enough you 
want to break tradition, but, it's the rea- 
soning behind your efforts that really in- 
furiates me. 

While going door to door to get signa- 
tures, the petitioner told one student we 
should change the name because "We 
are changing the president and football 
coach." I'm sorry, but I fail to see the re- 
lationship. Since when do we have to 
follow the actions of the football team? 
Administration and staff are allowed to 
retire — it is part of business. But so is 
tradition. Like this same petitioner told 
me, "We've had this name for 100 
years" — all the more reason to keep it. 

Look at some of the schools that have 
kept their mascot names because of tra- 
dition — Indiana Hoosiers, Texas Ag- 
gies, Purdue Boiler Makers. Today, 
Texas A&M has a smaller percentage of 
students majoring in agriculture than 
DVC does, but they haven't changed 
their name. Besides that, how many 
boiler makers do you see on Purdue's 
campus? Not many. But they haven't 
changed their name. They are proud to 
be a part of their school's tradition . 

When I approached the petitioner and 
asked him why he wanted to change the 
name he said, "It's time for a change . . . 
the school is moving more towards busi- 
ness . . . our sports teams should be called 
Rams, not Aggies." 

I'm sick of students trying to change 
this school to suit the business majors 
and athletes. I have nothing against the 
business majors. Nor do I have anything 
against athletes (I played varsity basket- 
ball here for two years and have ridden 
on the Equestrian team for four years). 
But, business and athletics are not the 
school's *1 and # 2 priorities. We are 
here to get an education — that means 
in business and science and agriculture 
(notice the name of the college) . 

True, the business program is growing 
at DVC, but it has not replaced science 
and agriculture (69% of DVC students 
are enrolled in either science or agricul- 
ture) . Our ag programs are growing also. 
Within the Animal Husbandry Depart- 
ment, the Lab Animal Science and Equine 
specializations are attracting more and 
more students. Did you know that our 
Equestrian team won the Regional 
Championship last year? We defeated 
Division I schools, represented our region 
at the National Horse Show and even 
had one student win a National title. And 
yes, believe it or not, we are one team 
that is proud to be the Aggies! 

If it bothers you so much to be an Ag- 
gie, why did you enroll here? We need 
students who are happy to be at DVC 
and who want to represent this school 
because of everything it has to offer, not 
just because it enables them to play a 
sport. I'm not accusing all the athletes, I 
know there are some who enjoy being at 
DVC. But so many times I'll hear others 
complaining that they hate this, and this, 
and this about DVC. One has to wonder 



— if it weren't for the sport, would they 
still be here? 

If you can't be happy both playing for 
DVC and being at DVC, then obviously 
this isn't the school for you. This school 
needs student camaraderie and spirit. It 
does not need the negative attitude that 
you are spreading around. 

If you really want to help change the 
school for the better, why don't you re- 
direct your efforts to some of the more 
important issues such as SADD, campus 
cleanup or social activities. 

But, if it shames you that much to be 
coming to a school that calls itself the Ag- 
gies, then LEAVE! The rest of us will be 
proud to graduate from DVC and will be 
proud to have been an Aggie. 

Sincerely, 

JoAnna Toenniessen 




AHA Expecting 
200 Turkeywalkers 

Registrations are coming in for the 
American Heart Association's pre- 
Thanksgiving special event, the TUR- 
KEYWALK. AHA expects about 200 
area residents to participate in the TUR- 
KEYWALK which is scheduled for Sat- 
urday, November 8th. 

Building on the success of last year's 
premiere of the TURKEYWALK in 
Southeastern Pennsylvania, this year the 
event will be held simultaneously in two 
locations: Ridley Creek State Park in 
Media and Tyler State Park in Newtown 
from 12-3:30 p.m. 

The event is expected to attract walkers 
of all ages from throughout the five- 
county area. The Heart Association rec- 
ommends walking as an ideal exercise 
for conditioning the cardiovascular sys- 
tem. This time of year is a perfect oppor- 
tunity for the whole family to get out and 
enjoy the scenery. 

Participants in the TURKEYWALK 
collect pledges from family, friends and 
neighbors for each mile they walk. The 
funds raised by these participants sup- 
port vital AHA medical research and 
education programs. Participants also re- 
ceive prizes based on the amount of 
pledges they collect. The list of prizes in- 
cludes: a TURKEYWALK visor, TUR- 
KEYWALK t-shirt, an AHA warm-up 
suit and, as you might guess from the 
name of the event, a turkey just in time 
for the holidays. 

The TURKEYWALK trails are 4.5 
miles long at Ridley Creek State Park 
and 6.2 miles long at Tyler State Park. 

Blue Cross of Greater Pennsylvania 
and Pennsylvania Blue Shield are once 
again the sponsors. 

For more information, or to register, 
call your local Heart Association office at 
215/ 757-0719. 



DVC DAIRY 

The DVC Dairy is proud to announce 
a tremendous increase in the milk pro- 
duction averages of our herd. In August 
of 1985 our Holstein herd average was 
18,980 pounds of milk per cow per year. 
This past month the Holsteins averaged 
20,883 pounds of milk, and we are 
quickly approaching the 21,000 pound 
mark. This achievement will place us 
among the top production percentages 
of dairy herds in Pa. and in the country. 
Our Brown Swiss and Ayrshire herd av- 
erages have also increased 755 pounds 
and 824 pounds of milk respectively. 

In total, this will constitute over 
$6,000.00 per year increased income 
from milk production alone. Along with 
higher yields will come herd recognition 
and increased marketing potential of our 
breeding stock. 

Many people are to be congratulated 
for the herd's success In July of 1985 a 
new feed management program was im- 
plemented under the guidance of Larry 
Morris. The introduction of a total mixed 
ration program supplemented with min- 
erals has proven to be very effective. 

Management is also a key element of 
productivity. Paul Knight began manag- 
ing the dairy as our superintendent in 
June of this year. Since then the herd 
health procedures and daily manage- 
ment practices have been refined and 
keenly maintained. 

. Thank you and congratulations to the 
dairy staff, students, faculty and Ag 
Team for this successful achievement. 
Keep up the good work!! 




is Week on 
Campus 



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by Missy Brangan 

FRIDAY. OCTOBER 31 

Ooh, scary . . it's Trick or Treat to- 
night on aB-Haflow's Eve! Send a chill 
up your spine with a haunting Mad- 
rid*, sponsored by the Gass of '87. 
(The itinerary may include a slop at 
Sleepy HoBow.) 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1 

HUM Club Hayride. Meet at 7:30 

p.m. at the FeHstein Court. Afterward; 

there will be refreshments behind the 

Admissions Bldg. 

Football (A) vs. Lebanon VaSey, 1:30 

p.m. 

Dance Band "Rttz," 9 p.m.- 12 

midnight, APR 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2 

R&RdayR 

Equestrian Team (A) vs. Beaver, 8 
a.m. 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 3 

52 days untf Christmas*'! 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4 

Election day 1 Get out and votei 
Soccer (H) vs. Washington. 3 p.m 

WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5 

NO CLASSES"! Final preregistranon 
Movie. Bock to the Future, 9 p.m . 
APR 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6 

Soccer (H) vs. Moravian, 3 p.m. 
Come out and support DVC's teams? 






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CLUB NEWS 

Dairy Society Cheese Sale 

The Dairy Society would like to an- 
nounce that our fall cheese and sausage 
sale is underway. Prices range from five 
to twelve dollars. Thanksgiving orders 
are due by November 7 and will be dis- 
tributed before Thanksgiving break. A 
Christmas order is due by December 2 
and will be distributed by Christmas 
break. Money will be collected on deliv- 
ery. Anyone interested, contact: Scott 
Cooper at Work 220, ext. 2395; Becky 
Rice at Berk 231; or Dr. Plummer at Ag. 
106, ext. 2308. 

Remember: cheese and sausage can 
make great holiday gifts! Thank you for 
your support. 

Gleaner in Trouble 

by M. Brangan 

The Gleaner is DVC's art and literary 
magazine which is published every year 
by the students at DVC. But, this year, 
The Gleaner is in serious trouble. It 
seems student reaction to this publication 
is non-existent. This year we had a total 
of two students come to meetings and 
get involved. 

The students complain about the lack 
of activities at DVC. Well, nobody will 
get involved. The Gleaner offers 0.5 
credit free per semester. What other club 
(other than Ram Pages) can do that? 
What we need are members to help with 
layout and people to contribute any orig- 
inal work by February 1st to Box 987. 
The original work can be poems, photo- 
graphs, drawings and short stories. 

The Gleaner is a book which is not 
only distributed free of charge to students 
but also to faculty and alumni. This is a 
way to leave your mark on DVC. If you 
are interested please contact Box 987 
and remember the deadline to submit is 
February 1, 1987. 

Drama Club Presents 
Children's Show 

Who are the DVC Players? The DVC 
Players is the name of the college Drama 
Club. We are proud to announce that 
this fall we will be performing a children's 
show. Jack and the Beanstalk will have 
three performances. It starts Friday, 
December 5, with a night performance. 
There will be a Saturday matinee on 
December 6, followed by a night time 
performance that same day. Several 
talented students have filled our cast, but 
we will still need technical people. If you 
have any questions please contact Box 
207. 

Gardening in the Shade 

by Jerry L. Fritz 

This Monday, November 3 at 7 p.m. 
in the coffeehouse, Mr. David Benner 
will be giving a lecture/slide show on 
"Gardening in the Shade." 

Mr. Benner has been involved with 
DVC in the Ornamental Horticulture De- 
partment for nearly 20 years. Mr. Ben- 
ner's personal garden has been a topic of 
many horticulture publications. He is a 
well known plantsman and is well worth 
listening to. 

Looking forward to seeing you there! 
This event is open to ALL students, staff, 
faculty and the general community. 



About Editorial Policy 

Ram Pages has specific rules and 
guidelines we must follow regarding edi- 
torials received by students, faculty and 
staff to be printed in the newspaper. This 
is for your use. Use it as a guide to writ- 
ing acceptable editorials. 

Ram Pages Editorial Policy 

1. Ram Pages reserves the right to 
make any editorial changes in all 
material submitted for publication. 

2. Only signed material will be con- 
sidered for publication. Signatures 
will be withheld upon request. 

3. Any material which is considered by 
the student editor(s) or faculty advisor 
to be potentially libelous will be inves- 
tigated and documented before con- 
sideration for publication. 

4. The writers of material in question 
must certify sincerity of purpose and 
correctness of facts to the best of their 
knowledge. 

5. The person (s) named or implied in 
the controversial material shall be in- 
formed of any article before publica- 
tion and shall be given the opportuni- 
ty to respond. 

Thank You, 
Co Editors in Chief 
John D. Ebert 
Bill Rein 

STUDENTS CREATE 

WORLD FOOD DAY 

EXHIBIT 

DVC students Emily Cannon, Betsy 
Hague and John Litzke presented an ex- 
hibit, "Pesticides Assure Quality Foods," 
at the Philadelphia Area World Food 
Day Observation. October 16, 1986. 
The event, held at the Reading Terminal 
Market, included educational and service 
agencies involved with communicating 
the need for a sustained food supply for 
all the world's people.' 

High praise was given the students for 
their work which applied information 
from Dr. Cordrey's Principles of Plant 
Protection course. In addition to those 
presenting the exhibit, Brenda Bower, 
Linda Chiappini and Jane Melson assist- 
ed in developing the theme and prepar- 
ing the materials from ideas gleaned 
from class suggestions. Dr. Avery, Agri- 
business chairman, advised and accom- 
panied the students. 

World Food Day participants observed 
exhibits and talked with representatives 
of food programs serving the Delaware 
Valley as well as those with global con- 
cerns. The event was exciting and edu- 
cational for both college students and 
visitors. 



* Money-For-College * 

by Irving Bender 

College is part of the American dream. 
But then there's the nightmare: how 
to pay for it! This column offers some 
answers. 

Q. I am a dance major transferring to 
a college for the performing arts. My fi- 
nancial package, including a scholarship 
from the school, a Pell grant and a Guar- 
anteed Student Loan, is $1,800 short 
against a $6,000 annual school cost. I 
am from a single parent family and have 
been working full time this summer. My 
need is urgent and immediate. (S.H.E., 
MD) 

A. You might be eligible for a Work- 
Study program at your new school. This 
is federally funded, allowing you to work 
at the college part-time to produce need- 
ed funds. 

In the private sector, you are eligible 
for some awards as a woman, for your 
career interest, for any field of study and 
many other factors in your background 
and family history. Many of the dance 
awards are connected to particular schools 
or states. 

Here is an actual award you are eligible 
for: DELTA SIGMA THETA SORORITY 
(Myra Davis Hemmings Scholarships), 
1707 New Hampshire Ave. NW, Wash- 
ington, DC 20009. Award amounts not 
specified. Deadline: March 15. Fields in- 
clude the performing arts. Must be a 
financial member of Delta Sigma Theta. 
Scholarships awarded on meritorious 
achievement. 

What are you eligible for from the pri- 
vate sector? This is an enormous chore 
which can be shortcut by a computer ser- 
vice. You can tap into the largest data- 
base of private source listings in the 
world, topping $8 billion. These listings 
cover UNDERGRADUATE. GRADUATE 
and OVERSEAS study. For free details, 
write: Financial Aid Finders. 77 Gristmill 
Rd, Randolph, N J 07869. 

Fighting Against 
the Cafeteria 

Dear Editors, 

One of the major problems on campus 
is the food service. Several students have 
joined together to start to combat this 
problem. As you may already know, a 
petition has been started and help is still 
needed through signatures. 

Our objective is to bring together the 
student body to bring about positive 
changes in the cafeteria. 

Complaints, suggestions and possible 
solutions should be sent to Box 550 con- 
cerning the cafeteria situation. 

Thank you. 
Concerned Students 



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DVC Dairy Team Makes 

Top Five Finalists in 

National Contest 

On October 1st, the DVC dairy judg- 
ing team finished near the top in two di- 
visions of the 1986 National Intercolle- 
giate Contest held in Madison, WI. 

The team was second in the Jersey 
breed competition with Tom Saffell as 
second high individual nationally. His 
score was 146 points out of a possible 
150 points. Julie Squier was sixth high 
individual with a 143 point total score. 

In the Guernsey breed, the DVC team 
finished third high in the nation. Brian 
Fleisher was tied for ninth high individual 
with 144 points, while Tom Saffell tied 
for 17th with 143 points and Julie Squier 
tied for 22nd at 142 points. 

Jackie Heflich tied for eighth high in- 
dividual in the Ayrshire breed competi- 
tion. Her total was 145 points, achieving 
a perfect 50-point score on oral reasons. 
Julie Squier was also 18th place in the 
Holstein breed. 

The 33-team competition proved to 
be very competitive and keen with the 
DVC team finishing 25th overall, and 
18th in team reasons. 

At the Pa. All- American Intercollegiate 
Contest in Harrisburg, Brian Fleisher was 
High Individual in the Brown Swiss breed 
with a score of 147 points. The DVC 
team finished 15th in a competition of 20 
teams. 

In Springfield, Ma., the team ended 
up eighth htqh team overall, second 
team in Holsteins and third place in Ayr- 
shires. Tom Saffell was fourth high in- 
dividual in Ayrshires and 12th in Hol- 
steins. while Jackie Heflich was 1 1th in 
both the Holstein and Jersey breeds, and 
12th in Ayrshires. Brian Fleisher was 
ninth place in Holsteins and fourteenth in 
Ayrshires. 

Overall. Jackie Heflich was 14th high 
individual with team members Tom Saf- 
fell. Brian Fleisher and Julie Squier 
finishing 19th, 24th and alternate, 
respectively. 

These students are to be commended 
and admired for their diligent work, ef- 
fort and success with their college judg- 
ing careers. 

Non-Stick Situation 

Dear Editors, 

Did the school try to save money with 
the parking stickers this year or was there 
some other mistake? These stickers will 
not last the school year. I can't believe 
many students including myself paid $15 
to watch a piece of paper shrivel off our 
cars. I think it makes our school look bad 
when you see some of the stickers. 

Also, does security ever write any 
parking tickets for a good reason? If so, 
why don't I ever see a ticket on the 
Monte Carlo that takes up two spaces in 
the parking lot? Why doesn't this person 
park the car at the very end of the lot if 
he is so concerned about it? 

Sincerely, 

A Concerned Commuter 



STAFF 

EditorsinChief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles. Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, John 

Nicholson. Melanie O'Neill. Brian 

Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert. 

Mr. Edward O'Brien. 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



Personals 



Mike D. — Let's do It again this Friday! 

Regina — Arc you a clepto or what? 

Regina — Lighten up Francis!! 

Lori O. — A woot, wanna buy a duck? 

Hey Jim — Thanks for the pumpkin! But 
did you have to put it in my bed???? 

Regina — Do you mean to tell me you 
men completed the training on your 
own? That's the fact Jack!! - C.J. 

Karen V. — Gee, this Diet Orange Slice 
has some kick to it. 

Chipmunk — You're such a klutz. You're 
either having car accidents or falling into 
self-made puddles. One of these days I 
won't be able to go to work because I'll 
be at your funeral. Happy fishing. — 
Your roomie 

Notice to the Honey Nut Cheerio Group 
— We're planning a reunion. Keep a 
watch out for more information. — The 
Fruit Loop Troop 

Lynn I. — Let's go get some peanuts. 

Rudy — Have you been to the Red Lob- 
ster lately. I heard everyone else has. Try 
the shrimp trampi. Suppose to be the 
best on the menu. — Lisa & Tracy 

Wilbert — You's your new man? 

Froot Loop Troop — We ARE the 

women. 

Hank — Wanna hang out, or what? — 

CJ&RL 

J & C — Are you smiling? 

Junior Farmer — When are you going to 
fix our chair? 

Chicken— Nice cornfield action Thursday. 

Goodbye Psycho — We'll miss you. 

Jeff P. — Nice friend you have, huh? 

Bob — Enjoying the key chains, clepto!. 

Chris A. — You missed your favorite 
lady on TV. 

Congrats Bee on being a chunka victim 

roommate! 

Kim, Melissa, Bev & Donna — "How 

about those Mets?!" 

Helen — If he's married, has kids and is 

left handed, go for it. — Chip 

Mike D. - Will you do ANYTHING for 

Doritos? 

Goobers!!!! 

Regina & Laurie — What type of train- 
ing? AAARMY Training Sir!! 

K.V., M.D., R.L., S.H., L.M., L.O., 
R.N. — Journey to the great pumpkin 
patch. Hey guys I'm all muddy. 

Laurie & Lori — Get me a gord!! Laurie, 
can you hold the baby one? 

B-I-L-L - Bill 

Hey Rap — Next time I'll go the speed 
limit if you swallow the cans. On second 
thought, there won't be a next time. 

Bev— Where's the expression? Pondering? 

Laurie & Beth — Why did the chicken 
cross the road? To get from the left to the 
right! Sir!! 

Joe P. — I heard that's how you were 
conceived. 

Karen, Michelle & Regina — Don't you 
know 1 heard it through the grapevine! 

Lynn I. — Why can't you go up a hill? 

Ivy - What to do, what to do? A 33- 
year-old slap on one hand and a nice in- 
nocent young boy on the other. Where's 
your happy medium? Maybe when you 
get psychological help you'll find it. — 
Sleezestack & Chipmunk 

Norton — I pick on ya cause I know you 
like it. 

Marvin — Guys suck, don't worry about 
'em, just have fun. 

Helen — Do you want a ticket to Florida? 
You can always go to work at Friendly's. 
You leave the store and there won't be 
any more Thursday visitors. — Sleeze- 
stack & Chipmunk 

Barney — Thanks for leaving me with no 
lab partner! 



Joe P. —I hear your mother is intoxicated? 
Joe P. — Is she next in line? 
Joe P.— Do you feel good about yourself? 
Alfred Dunhill, Ltd. , London — The cost 
does not matter, I have a credit card. 

Val — Watch for those spiral staircases!!! 

S. — Want to meet me in front of the Ag 
Building again sometime soon?!! — D. 

Roomie — Let me know before I have 
another serious accident. Sorry you 
missed work. SK & F must really hate 
me. - V2TTT 

Seymour — I heard all about what you 
did, so did the whole campus. 
Mike D. — Is Brian a good kisser? 
Marc — You owe us two visits!! 
Hey Mario — I'm sorry your namesake 
died, it ruined my day too. 

To The Honey Nut Cheerio Group — 

We're having the reunion at the same 

place we partied last summer (for Alex's 

B-day). The date will be announced. — 

The Fruit Loop Troop 

Carmen — I want you to know, you look 

mighty hot with smashed oreos on your 

forehead. 

Joe P. Is that how your Dad taught you? 

Lynn I. — WHOA ... I'm just making a 

u-turn. 

Roomie — Why are there little guys on 

your underwear? 

If you ask me, I think he found a great 
peach! 

Lynn I. — Who did you interrupt in the 
bushes? What were they doing? 

Jo — Why can't you make any steam? 
Yoda — Keep your roses and your trash 
to yourself. As soon as you get your cel- 
lophane up then you'll have a lot of trash 
to be getting rid of! — Sleezestack & 
Chipmunk 

Stanley — He does like you. 
Joe P. I guess you do this kind of thing a 
lot, nice! 

Mable — Are you trashed again? (Hint 
S.S.) 

Melissa — Fall in any holes lately? 
Sleezestack — I don't have the right bait 
for the fish. It's OK though because I 
hear you have a FISH'er of your own. — 
Chipmunk 

Hank — You better shut up!! 
Tony — You're alright!! Forgive me? 
Regina — Cheer up babe, we love ya!! 
John — I heard your favorite fruit is ap- 
ples. Is it true? 

To my friends — Get your costumes 
ready for Friday night. 

Did anybody do R.B. last night? 
"Racka Shmacka Fracka Racka" 
Holiday Inn, New Hope, 1-800-523-6834 
Mike D. — Did you have to wear your 
sneakers in bed? 
Karen Vincent — Oh my God!! 
Frank — Nice do frankfurter!! 

Scott & Rich — Give me your best pose. 

Hey, where are you putting that hat??!! 

Alright!! 

Jamie — I swear I didn't write it! 

Kirsten — Two mushrooms at one col- 
lege is enough! 

You'll never know who my favorite lady 
is on or off TV. 

Rebecca — Too bad!! 

Val — You can't be classy by buying a 

classy cigarette, you have to be bom with 

it. 

John N. - YOU CANT HANG! 

John N. — Something smells fishy in 
your room. Is it Miss Aquarium 1981 or 
what? 

Val — But we seem to forget credit cards 
have to be paid off in cash. There's no 
substitute for the real thing, besides I 
don't accept credit cards. — Alfred Dun- 
hill Ltd., London 



AGRICULTURAL 
MARKETING ASSOCIATES 

AGRICULTURAL MARKETING AS- 
SOCIATES announced a brisk sale of 
stock to the students, faculty and staff of 
DVC. These shareholders are pooling 
resources to purchase processed agricul- 
tural products which will be merchandised 
at a profit. If the stockholder makes pur- 
chases of the cooperatives products and 
the organization turns a profit then the 
individual receives patronage refunds in 
proportion to purchases. Also, a possibil- 
ity exists for yield on the capital stock al- 
though that is limited to eight percent per 
annum. You can still participate in an ex- 
cellent opportunity as stock is available 
for the entire community to share in this 
venture. You can obtain a prospectus 
from the Agribusiness Department. 

A result of the public offering on Wed- 
nesday, October 15, 1986 were a num- 
ber of questions about the cooperative 
form of business. A cooperative has a 
distinctive structure by being democratic- 
ally controlled with each member owning 
one share of stock and having one vote. 
Another feature exclusive to coopera- 
tives is at the conclusion of the account- 
ing period members receive any income 
in excess of the expenses in proportion 
to the volume of business that they have 
brought to the cooperative. 

Cooperatives make a significant con- 
tribution to the American economy. To- 
day farmers market approximately 29% 
of their products and purchase about 
18% of their supplies through coopera- 
tives. And they are a vital part of our 
economic history. In 1752 the Philadel- 
phia Contributorship for the Insurance of 
Homes from Loss of Fire was formed 
with the help of Benjamin Franklin. 

Partnerships and corporations get the 
attention of Wall Street. Cooperatives 
give the action across the board Watch 
AGRICULTURE MARKETING ASSO- 
CIATES perform. 



STUDENT ALERT! 

In 1986 many students from our state 
universities were attracted to an offer to 
take a spring break to beautiful Daytona 
Beach for eight Florida days/seven nights 
at the Days Inn. All this including round 
trip transportation for only $229. An 
advertisement in the student newspaper 
recruited student representatives to help 
set up this trip with the lure they would 
get a free trip. As it turned out, the stu- 
dents who paid the $229 ended up in 
Jacksonville with no accommodations. 
The students had to wire home for 
money and find their own rooms. They 
are still trying to get refunds. 

The Cumberland County Consumer 
Affairs Bureau is issuing a warning to all 
students who are planning a trip during 
their Easter break to be sure the travel 
agency is a familiar one that has been 
established and can be checked out. 

Below is a list of agencies you can call 
to check out the company before you in- 
vest your money: Cumberland County 
Bureau of Consumer Affairs: 249-1133, 
ext. 251; 249-5802; Toll-free west shore 
697-0371, ext. 251; Toll-free Shippen- 
burg 532-7286, ext. 251. Better Busi- 
ness Bureau: 1-291-1151. Pa. Bureau of 
Consumer Protection: 1-800-441-2555: 
787-7109. 



PREREGISTRATION 
SCHEDULE 

All day students will preregister for 
1987 spring semester courses on October 
31, November 3, 4, 5, 1986 Preregis- 
tration will be scheduled in Department 
Chairperson's or assigned Advisor's of- 
fices. Schedule is posted on campus bul- 
letin board. 



EQUESTRIAN TEAM 
RESULTS 

by JoAnna Toenniessen 

Results of the Third Intercollegiate 
Horse Show hosted by Moravian College 
and Lehigh University on October 26, 
1986. 

Advanced Walk-Trot 

Ann Bastian — 4th 

Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter 

Donna Forte — 1st 

Debbie Osterling — 2nd 

Julie Kopack — 3rd 

Anna Smyrychynski — 4th 

Novice on the Flat 

Joan Comly — 4th 

Joell Pursel - 5th 

Jimmy Whitfield — 6th 

Intermediate on the Flat 

Lori McCutcheon — 4th 
Missy Branigan — 6th 

Open on the Flat 

Darlene Cernohorsky — 1st 

Tony Delise — 2nd 

Beth Meny — 4th 

Leslie Ward — 6th 

Novice Fences 

Theresa Kothstein — 1st 

Joan Comly — 5th 
Lori McCutcheon — 5th 

Open Fences 

Leslie Ward - 3rd 

Intermediate Fences 

Darlene Cernohorsky — 1st 

Missy Branigan — 3rd 

Melanie O'Neill - 3rd 

Beth Meny — 5th 

Darlene Cernohorsky was Reserve 
High Point Rider of the day 

DVC came in third for the day with 26 
points behind Rutgers and Princeton. 
After three shows, we are still in second 
place in the Region behind Rutgers. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF NOVEMBER 3 

Monday, November 3 

PERDUE. INC. 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Tuesday, November 4 

PERDUE. INC. 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

PERDUE IS LOOKING FOR THE 

FOLLOWING MAJORS: 

Agribusiness 

Agronomy 

Animal Husbandry 

Business Administration 

Dairy Husbandry 

Food Industry 

SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 

Prepare to meet 
"The Ultimate Challenger 

November 18, 1986 
12-5 p.m. • All- Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS 
Blood Donation sign-up sheets 
are available in every dorm. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Oe/ Vol's home owoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Areo's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
346-1968 



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Soccer 


F = 


Football 


WBB m 


Women's Basketball 


MBB = 


Men's Basketball 


CC = 


Cross Country 



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F/Lebanon Valley/ A/1 :30 

HILLEL HAYRIDE 

Dance Band 'Ritz' 

(9-12 midnight) - APR 



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Equestrian Show 

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8 a.m. 



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S/Washington/H/3 p.m. 




Election Day 



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FINAL 
PREREGISTRATION 

"NO CLASSES" 

MOVIE: Back to the Future 
APR - 9 p.m. 




FOLLOW 

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WEDNESDAY 

SCHEDULE 



F/Lycoming/H/l:30 p.m. 
CC/Mac at Gettysburg 

Partying it up! 



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Equestrian Show at DVC 
Stepping Stone Farm — 8a.m. 

DVC at the Vet 
Eagles vs. Giants 

Bus leaves at 2 p.m. 
Game starts at 4 p.m. 



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Veterans' Day 





Bucks County Singers 

APR 8-10 p.m. 

Caesar's TOGA Party 
Sponsored by the '87 Class 



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WBB/F&M Scrimage/H/7 p.m. 

"BLOOD MOBILE" 
APR - 12 to 6 p.m. 

MOVIE: 

Somewhere in Time 

APR - 9 p.m. 



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4-H Square Dance 
Gym — 8 p.m. 

Faculty Development 
Committee Lecture — APR 



CAESAR'S 
VACATION PUB 

This is the one! 

Bring those suitcases 

and good luck! 




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MOVIES 
CAESAR'S 8 p.m. 



Friends of Football 
Dinner - APR 

4:30 to 9:00 p.m. 



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MBB/Cabrini/A/8p.m. 



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Hillel Auction 
APR 



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Thanksgiving Break 

continues until 

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MBB/Eastern/A/8 p.m. 

Thanksgiving Break 
Begins at 4 p. m. 




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Thanksgiving Day 



WBB/Callaudel Tour/ A/6 p.m. 



MBB/Ursinus/A/7:30 p.m. 
WBB/Callaudel Tour/ A/2 p.m. 




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by John Litzke 

The 1986 Women's Volleyball season 
ended this week with the ladies finishing 
with a fairly respectable 7-9 record. The 
underclassmen ushered out the season 
for senior, of which there were only two. 
outstanding setter Vicki Keener and re- 
serve Chris Gerlach. Congratulations to 
both. 

Now let's turn back the clock and give 
you an update of the final seven games. 

Back on October 16 DVC visited Scran - 
ton for an inter-league match-up. It was 
an evenly contested match although the 
Lady Royals swept 15-11. 15-9. 15-10 




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Volleyball Finishes Season at 7-10 



Next the Lady Vikings from Upsala 
sailed into James Work Stadium on Sa- 
turday. October 18th with volleyball in 
hand and feet in mouths. DVC and Up- 
sala fought athletically and verbally, to a 
fifth game and Upsala unfortunately, 
came out on top with a 3-2 win. DVC 
jumped out to quite a commanding 2-0 
lead but the advantage slipped away. 

The Lady Aggies traveled to Allentown 
College to face the host and Swarthmore 
in a tri-match. In their first match Swarth- 
more, in a best out of three match, won 
two straight and dropped the Aggies fairly 
easily. In their second and final contest, 
DVC fought the Lady Centaurs of Allen - 
town to the bitter end in a fine effort, but 



Allentown edged DVC for the two games 
to one victory. 

Versus Kings last Saturday, the Lady 
Aggies pulled together as a team and dis- 
played some fine spikes and acrobatic 
saves and won fairly easily in three straight. 
Although momentum hasn't meant much 
in the World Series momentum played a 
part when Muhlenberg visited and DVC 
took a thoroughly commanding 2-0 lead. 
The Lady Mules fought back to unbe- 
lievably capture the final three games 
and the match 3-2. (15-11, 15-7. 3-15, 
10-15, 11-15 were the scores.) 

Messiah was the foe Tuesday night. At 
6-9 the Lady Aggies were out of any play- 
off contention but Keener, Dollarton, 



Chapman, Hajioannou, Bradley, and 
Stackhouse wanted to end their season 
with a flare and a win. 

The quicker, better prepared Messiah 
team proved to be too much for DVC in 
their final match of the season. Messiah 
swept DVC in three straight 15-1, 15-8. 
and 15-6 and put DVC just under .500 
at 7-10, 3-2 in the MAC and 25-28 in 
games. With the loss of Vicki Keener at 
setter a huge void will be present in the 
middle hit. With lots of hard work a new 
middle hitter will be molded and needless 
to say. Coach Fox is looking forward to 
next season. Congratulations to all the 
ladies. 




Halfback Dee Pisauro and halfback Deb Masculli 
battle in practice 

Athlete of the Week: 

The Delaware Valley College field 
hockey team finished with a respectable 
6-6- 1 record and a vital part of DVC's fine 
season was our Athlete of the Week, 
sophomore, left winger. Dee Pisauro. 

For the season. Dee had a team high 
eight goals and. just recently. Dee had 
outstanding performances versus Albright 
when she broke a 0-0 tie scoring the 
game winner in double overtime and 
against Wilkes when her two goal per- 
formance paced DVC to the 2-0 shutout 
victory. 

The Ewing Township, N.J. native and 
Ewing High School graduate will have 
two more seasons with DVC's hockey 
team and Coach Pam Spotts has to feel 
happy about that. For her hard work, 
dedication and goal-scoring ability. Dee 
Pisauro has been named Athlete of the 
Week. Congratulations on a job well 
done. 




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EAGLES TICKETS 

Tickets for the Philadelphia Eagles — 
NY. Giants game, November 9 are on 
sale now, in the Dean of Students Office. 
The price is $14. This includes transpor- 
tation by bus, to and from Vet. Stadium. 
Sponsored by the Student Government. 



WOMEN 
FACE ALBRIGHT 

DVC's women's cross country team 
scrimmagd against a strong Albright team 
on Saturday, October 25. The air was 
cool and sill, the sky cloudy and track 
conditions were fair. It was homecoming 
at Albright which put a little extra pressure 
on both teams. 

Monica Etzweiler came in sixth place 
with a time of 21 :45 (season best for Mon- 
ica) . Trish Moorzitz came in ninth place 
with a time of 22:36 and Kathy Lunova 
came in 13th place with a time of 26:59 
(also a season best) . 

The next meet is MAC's at Gettyburg 
on Saturday. November 8th. The record 
for the season is 4-3. 

Pisauro's OT Goal 
Lifts DVC 

by Brian Taggart 

Thursday the DVC ladies took on 
Wilkes. After one full half of battling, the 
game stood at a 0-0 tie. The second half 
proved to be just as exciting as the first 
and though it also ended with no score, 
the defense of both teams was excellent . 
The whole team pulled together in double 
OT. Exceptional effort by Lisa Long. 
Karen Rynkowski, and Jackie Helflick. 
helped set up Dee Pisauro's game winning 
goal, scored with just under five minutes 
left in double OT. Debbie Masculli aided 
the goal with the assist. The game was 
one of the more exciting ones this year, 
with it ending Delaware Valley College 
victors, 1-0. 

Mets Win It All 
Johnston is Pool Victor 

The 1986 World Series concluded 
Monday night and what a memorable 
series and playoff it was. It will take some- 
thing enormous to match it. 

Who will forget the Dave Henderson 
home run in the seventh game to send 
Boston into the series, or the extra inning 
Met comeback in game six of the series. 
Both teams are champs. 

Then there was "Downtown" Daniel 
Johnston who edged out Donna "the 
hammer" Hayek to capture the 1986 
Ram Pages World Series Pool. Daniel 
wins himself three coupons for free food 
from Caesar's Pub. Congratulations Dan 
and congratulations to the World Cham- 
pion New York Mets and to the American 
League Champion Boston Red Sox. 



AEROBICS CLASS 
IS FORMING 

Monday, November 3 
Wednesday, November 5 

from 4:15 to 5:45 

Come and Bring a Friend! 

Be Prompt! 

Idle E.M.O. Holds onto 
Number Ranking 

1. Miami (FL) 7-0 

2. Alabama 7-0 

3. Nebraska 6-0 

4. Michigan 6-0 

5. Oklahoma 5-1 

6. Penn State 6-0 

7. Auburn 6-0 

8. Arizona State 5-0-1 

9. Washington 5-1 

10. E.M.O .4-0 

11. Texas A&M 5-1 

12.L.S.U 4-1 

13. Arizona . 5-1 

14. Mississippi State . . . 6-1 

15. Arkansas 5-1 

16. Clemson . 5-1 

17.U.C.L.A 4-2 

18. Stanford 5-1 

19. Southern Methodist 5-1 

20. Ohio State 5-2 

21. Southern California 4-2 

22. Georgia 4-2 

23. Baylor 4-3 

24. North Carolina State 4-1-1 

25. North Carolina 4-1-1 

AGRICULTURAL 
MARKETING ASSOCIATES 

Agricultural Marketing Associates an- 
nounces the products they will offer to 
the public and its stockholders. 

They will feature Pennsylvania Maple 
Syrup that will be available in quarts and 
pints; plain and butter roasted Georgia 
pecans; and Tom Surgis pretzels. 

These excellent quality foods can be 
purchased and orders given. 

Orders can be given for these excellent 
quality foods now. Contact the Agribusi- 
ness Department. 

Watch us perform. 




Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #8: 

The 1986-87 National Hockey League 
has its season well under way. So how 
about a little hockey tidbit to ponder. 
What two expansion teams were added 
to the NHL in 1974? (Hint: One of the 
teams folded and the other is still around.) 

Congratulations to Mike "Big 2" Zendt. 
Mike answered the question: In Super 
Bowl VIII, the Pittsburgh Steelers held 
the Minnesota Vikings to just 1 19 yards 
in total offense. Name the starting Steeler 
defense known as the "Steel Curtain" who 
accomplished this feat? 
ANSWER: 

L.C. Greenwood Mean Joe Greene 
Ernie Holmes Dwight White 

Jack Ham Jack Lambert 

Andy Russell Mel Blount 

Mike Wagner Donnie Shell 

Glen Edwards 

If you think you have the answer to 
this week's question all you have to do is 
jot your answer, name and box number 
on a slip of paper and put it in Box 951 
For Mike's correct answer, he will receive 
a coupon for a free meal at Caesar's Pub 
You could be next! 




Library Leaf 

Students quite often leave notes, book- 
marks, etc. in books they return to the 
library. Following is a list of things to do 
found on one such note. The library staff 
thought this list should be published in 
Ram Pages so that all students could read, 
comtemplate and benefit from its timely 
reminder. t 

In big lettering and underlined is, Term 
Paper. In smaller lettering are the phrases, 
"wash socks" and "write letters." In the 
same smaller lettering, but with an explana- 
tion mark, are the words. "Be scholarly." 

Certainly this is a list for all of us to live 
by. 



INDIANS AMBUSH MISTAKE-PRONE AGGIES 



by John Litzke 

The late 20's and early 30's were treach- 
erous times for Americans. It is this past 
week that we remember the stock market 
crash of 1929 and all the sacrifices and 
pressures that our grandparents had to 
endure. And let us not forget that we cele- 
brate the rise of the hunting dogs, the 
witching hour, the gifts of sweets to little 
ghouls, monsters, strawberry shortcakes, 
and he-man's this week as well. 

Last Saturday was a treacherous time 
for the Delaware Valley College football 
squad. Head Coach Al Wilson and his 
troops trekked up to Juniata College, 
stayed overnight, and awoke to the un- 
certainty and misfortune of the 20's and 
30's. There would be no sweets for Dela- 
ware Valley on this day. 

Powered by the arm of Juniata quarter 
back Mike Culver, who completed his 
first nine passes on his way to a 10 of 12 
passing day for 139 yards and three 
touchdowns, Juniata swept past the Ag- 
gies quite easily 40-8. 

It was four key turnovers that hurt 
Delaware Valley a great deal in the game 
as did six Juniata sacks of quarterback 
Clay Butterworth. 



In the first half the scoring was all In- 
dians. At 5:09 of the first quarter following 
a fumble by quarterback Clay Butterworth 
and a recovery by Juniata linebacker 
Greg St. Clair, quarterback Culver hit 
flanker Dan Crossey with a 25-yard pass 
and Crossey raced down the sidelines for 
the score. The ensuing extra point by 
kicker Keith Watson made it 7-0. 

Into the second quarter we go. At 
12:20 running back Ian Malee romped in 
from seven yards out and increased the 
lead to 14-0. The second scoring drive 
went for 85 yards on 12 plays. This would 
turn out to be Juniata's most productive 
quarter. The ensuing kickoff by Juniata is 
fumbled by DVC and recovered by spe- 
cialist Bryan Womer on the DVC 26-yard 
line. They say lightning doesn't strike in 
the same spot but today it did as on the 
following play Culver hit junior split end 
Frank Phelps on a 26-yard endzone strike 
to give Juniata a comfortable 21-0 ad- 
vantage. 

Following the next DVC series, Juni- 
ata romped 67 yards on nine plays cul- 
minating in Culver's third touchdown 
pass of the day on a four-yard strike to 
one of his favorite receivers Ian Malee. 




Workhorse, junior tailback Jim Wilson is perhaps 
the brightest light in a tough season offensively 
for DVC 



The extra point was missed and the teams 
entered the respective locker rooms with 
the Injuns up 27-0. The first half stats 
showed Juniata's dominance. The Indians 
lead in first downs 12-5 and probably the 
most prevelant, eye-opening stat was total 
offense as Juniata compiled 247 yards to 
DVC's 95. 

The second half began with both coa- 
ches emptying their benches. Juniata had 
first possession. On the third play of the 
series, quarterback Chris Davis hit Donald 
Betar with a pass, Betar fumbled on a 
crushing hit by Rich Simononis and Simo 
recovered on their own 47. This was the 
spark DVC needed. Just when DVC got 
moving the spark quickly dimmed as QB 
Clay Butterworth was intercepted by de- 
fensive back Mark Dorner who returned 
it 76 yards for the score to make it 34-0. 

The fourth quarter saw flanker Roy 
Smith receiving a touchdown pass from 
QB Chris Davis and the missed extra 
point made it 41-0. The game was Juni- 
ata's. DVC would score midway through 
the final quarter when Tom Lewandowski 
scampered 20 yards for the score and 
Jay Wood added the two point conver- 
sion to make the final 40-8. 




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LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• First place Pittsburgh Penguins hand 
Flyers their first loss of the season. 
Flyers faced the North Stars, Islanders 
and Nordiques this week and will face 
Boston Sat. night. The Capitals as 
of Sun. are running third with nine 
points, three behind the Flyers and 
seven behind Pittsburgh . New Jersey is 
.500 at 4-4 and the Islanders and 
Rangers have seven and six points 
respectively. Stanley Cup champ Mon- 
treal is out to a slow start at 3-3- 1 and 
the "Gretzky" Oilers are one above 
.500 at 5-4. 

• The Sixers faced New Jersey in their 
final exhibition Tuesday and the whole 
schmigiggy starts tonight with Indiana 
at the Spectrum . 

• In major college football action last Sat. 
it was: 

Colorado 20, Nebraska 
Syracuse 27, Temple 24 
Penn St. 23, Alabama 3 
Penn 24, Yale 6 
Pitt 56, Navy 6 
Michigan 38, Indiana 14 
Oklahoma 38, Iowa St. 
Texas 27, SMU 24 
Iowa 27, Northwestern 20 
Auburn 35, Mississippi St. 6 
Washington 38, Oregon 3 
Ohio St. 33, Minnesota 
Georgia 31, Kentucky 9 
Colgate 54, Columbia 8 
Connecticut 35, Maine 19 
Dayton 54, Frostburg St. 
North Dakota St. 63, Morningside 
Montana 59, Montana St. 28 
Marshall 63, Davidson 14 
Tennessee St. 52, Morgan St. 
UCLA 54, Washington St. 16 

• In college football games of interest: 
West Chester 37, Cheyney 6 
Widener 42, Upsala 8 
Millersville 36, Bloomsburg 3 
Kutztown 36, Mansfield 34 



Susquehanna 61, Lebanon Valley 6 
Wilkes 38, Albright 7 
Villanova 34, Ursinus 16 
Rutgers 35, Army 7 
Delaware 28, Lehigh 17 
Lycoming 17, Moravian 15 
Muhlenberg 10, Gettysburg 7 
Delaware St. 10, Towson St. 6 

• All the controversy surrounding Mary- 
land basketball coach Lefty Driesell 
seems to have been resolved as he is 
reportedly near. Driesell has reportedly 
been offered $1 million dollars over 
nine years and Driesell is expected to 
approve the deal this week to extend 
17-year coaching career at Maryland. 
The scars of Len Bias will always be 
with him although. 

• In Division I men's college soccer last 
Sat. it was: 

Temple 1, Drexel 
Allentown 5, Baird 
Delaware 2, Bucknell 1 
Haverford 4, Widener 
Lafayette 1, Rider 
Phila. Textile 4, St. Joseph's 1 
Spring Garden 6, Lincoln 1 
Ursinus 3, FDU 

• NBA has plans to expand in 1990 or 
1991. Cities vying for a team are 
Miami, Orlando, Minneapolis, Char- 
lotte, N.C. and Orange County, CA. 
NBA plans to give teams to three of the 
five cities mentioned. 

• In week eight of the NFL season it was: 
Philadelphia 23, San Diego 7 
Denver 20, Seattle 13 

NY. Jets 28. New Orleans 23 
Pittsburgh 30, Cincinnati 9 
Chicago 13, Detroit 7 
Cleveland 23, Minnesota 20 
Miami 17, Indianapolis 13 
Kansas City 27, Tampa Bay 20 
New England 23, Buffalo 3 
San Francisco 31, Green Bay 17 
LA. Raiders 28, Houston 17 
Dallas 37, Houston 6 
LA. Rams 14, Atlanta 7 
Mon. night it was: 
N.Y. Giants 27, Washington 20 

• Week *9 will have: 
Philadelphia at St. Louis 
Atlanta at New England 
Buffalo at Tampa Bay 
Cincinnati at Detroit 
Cleveland at Indianapolis 
Dallas at N.Y. Giants 
Green Bay at Pittsburgh 
Houston at Miami 

San Francisco at New Orleans 
Denver at LA. Raiders 



Kansas City at San Diego 
N.Y. Jets at Seattle 
Minnesota at Washington 
Monday night it will be: 
LA. Rams at Chicago 

• Who had big days last Sun . in the 
NFL: Let's take a look. Eric Dickerson: 
30 carries, 170 yds. rushing (tops 1,000 
yds). Curt Warner: 21 carries, 139 
yds. rushing. Randy Wright: Green 
Bay quarterback was 30 of 54 for 328 
yds. Warren Moon: Houston quarter- 
back was 18 of 46 for 304 yds. Drew 
Hill: Houston receiver had 7 catches 
for 138 yds. Mike Sherrard: Dallas re- 
ceiver had 5 catches for 111 yds. 

•The World Series: Mets take 1986 
World Series following their 8-5 game 
7 victory. Ray Knight was chosen as 
MVP. What a series! 

• In high school football last week it was: 
Northeast 27, Lincoln 7 

Dobbins 28, Edison 
Frankford 33, Mastbaum 
Gratz 12, Germantown 6 
Central 15, Roxborough 14 
Franklin 20, Overbrook 
Washington 18, Olney 
Bartram 33, University City 6 
Bok 12, Southern 6 
N. Catholic 3, Arch. Ryan 
Bishop McDevitt 7, Arch. Wood 
Bishop Egan 14, LaSalle 13 
Father Judge 28, Card. Dougherty 7 
St. James 17, Msgr. Bonner 7 
Arch. Carroll 17, St. John Neumann 8 
St. Joseph's 21, W. Catholic 14 
Lower Moreland 23, Wissahickon 13 
William Tennent 28, Bensalem 22 
Neshaminy 28, Truman 
Council Rock 14, Pennsbury 10 
Abington 7, North Penn 3 
Penn Wood 29, Sun Valley 3 
Coatesville 41, Great Valley 14 
Downington 41, Boyertown 
O.J. Roberts 13, W.C. Henderson 6 
W. Philadelphia 14, Martin L. King 12 
Arch. Kennedy 19, H-Horsham 12 
Spring-Ford 30, Lansdale Catholic 
Upper Merion 54, Cheltenham 6 
Souderton 43, Methacton 29 
Upper Dublin 42, Springfield 14 
C.B. West 16, Pennridge 14 
C.B East 19, Norristown 



FREE ENTERPRISE 
PROGRAM 

DVC and the Caritas Foundation an- 
nounced details regarding the establish- 
ment of the Caritas Institute at the col- 
lege at a luncheon held Wed., October 
29. 

The purpose of the Caritas Institute at 
DVC is to promote the ideas of free en- 
terprise, free market and personal free- 
dom. The Institute was officially estab- 
lished with a luncheon program on 
Wed., October 29, 1986. The luncheon 
was held in the Student Center from 
11:45a. m.-l p.m. The guest speaker for 
this program was Mr. Robert H. Miller, 
Regional Administrator, Mid-Atlantic 
Region, U.S. Small Business Adminis- 
tration. Mr. Miller addressed the theme 
of "SB. A. and The Entrepreneur: Ser- 
vices, Trends and Suggestions." 

Plans for the future of the Institute in- 
clude additional luncheons, seminars, 
lectures and an annual dinner. Informa- 
tion on the Caritas Institute can be ob- 
tained by contacting Mr. West at ext. 
2232 or Dr. Montileone at ext. 2221. 

DVC Board of Trustees 
News from the President 

The Board of Trustees, at its 90th 
Annual Meeting held on October 19, 
1986, reelected for a one-year term the 
following as Officers of the Board and 
the Corporation: 

Kenneth W. Gemmill, Chm. 

Arthur Poley, Vice Chm. 

Gene W. Fickes, Treasurer „ 

Jean H. Work, Secretary 

Edward Rosewater, Asst. Secretary 

Joshua Feldstein, President 

until his retirement on June 30. 1987 

The following additional Officers of the 
Corporation were reelected for a one- 
year term: 
Elmer G. Reiter, Jr. , Asst. Treasurer 
Willetta K. Gourley, Asst. Secretary 

The following Board Members whose 
term expired in November 1986 were re- 
elected for a three-year term : 

Richard A. Bailey 

Kenneth W. Gemmill 

J. Franklin Hartzel, Esq. 

Joel Hillman, II 

William H. Merz 

Myron J. Nickman 

Edward Rosewater 

Daniel Tanner 

Jean H. Work 




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Vol. XXI, No. 10 

Friday, November 7, 1986 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print! 



THE EQUESTRIAN TEAM 
Facts and Myths 

by Claudia Beck 

This is my second year on the Eques- 
trian Team here at DVC and I am still 
surprised at the many misconceptions 
people have about the team. 

MYTH: The team is only for girls. 
Fact: Not true. Some of our best riders 
are guys, even though most of the team 
consists of girls. 

MYTH: You have to have a horse to be 
a member of the team. 
Fact: Most of the people on the team do 
not own horses; a few do. but these peo- 
ple are rare. 

MYTH: It costs a lot. You have to have 
a lot of money to be on the team. 
Fact: It only costs a member $10.00 a 
semester for lessons, all other expenses 
are paid for by the team's annual allow- 
ance, supplied by the college. 

MYTH: The Equestrian Team is a club. 
Fact: The team is a sport. For freshmen 
it equals one gym credit, and for upper- 
classmen it is called Horsemanship (and 
still equals one credit) . 

MYTH: A member has to go to horse 

shows. 

Fact: Some colleges do require their 

riders to show, but no one has to if he or 

she doesn't want to. 

MYTH: People have to try out to be on 
the team. 

Fact: Everyone who wants to be a mem- 
ber can become one. at any level of 
riding. 

MYTH: Only the best riders are allowed 

to show. 

Fact: Everyone is allowed to show if 

they want to go. and if the entries are 

unlimited. 



MYTH: The team consists of only English 
riders. 

Fact: We do have a Western team at 
DVC, it is not as well known as the En- 
glish team but by next year it should have 
regular lessons and offer regular credits. 

MYTH: Nothing ever happens. We never 
hear anything about the team. 
Fact: There are activities happening 
almost every weekend with horse shows 
and team meetings. 

MYTH: A rider has to have excellent 
grades to be on the team. 
Fact: There is no required G.P.A. for 
members. All officers must have a G.P.A. 
of 2.0. 

MYTH: A person must have ridden be- 
fore college. 

Fact: Students can start as freshmen, 
some people who do are very enthusiastic 
and go to advanced levels very quickly. 

Hopefully everyone will come to Step- 
ping Stone Farm on November 9 to see 
our show. We host 10 other teams and 
ride against them at each show. Last 
year we were the first team in our region, 
and showed in special classes at Nationals 
called the Cartier Cup classes. 

If you plan to attend, here are the di- 
rections to Stepping Stone Farm: Take 
202 bypass to the end. Make a right and 
follow to the light. Make a right onto 
313. Follow 313 to the intersection of 
263. Cross over 263 onto Forest Grove 
Rd. Follow Forest Grove Rd. through 
town (on right there is a Presbyterian 
Church) as entering Forest Grove town. 
It is 1.4 miles to Dark Hollow Rd. from 
the church. Make a right onto Dark Hol- 
low Rd . Farm is on the right about V<\ of 
a mile in. 



World of Primates 
Repairs 



— Lecture — 

Wednesday, November 19, 1986 

JOHN D. CAPUTO, Ph.D. 

Department of Philosophy, 
Villanoua University 

A Philosopher Looks at 
Technological Culture 

What perspective can a humanist bring 
to bear on the extraordinary expansion 
of technology in our age? What has this 
revolution done to our understanding of 
the human self, of art, of truth, of the 
traditional meaning of humanities? What 
is the difference between modern tech- 
nology and classical craftsmanship? 

Support provided by the Pennsylvania 
Humanities Council. 

HALLOWEEN 
IN THE PUB 

by M. Brangan 

Halloween Pub Night was a great suc- 
cess for the Horticulture Club. The Pub 
was packed with everyone in costume. 
Congratulations go to Joe (Joelina) Ryan 
who won the costume contest in his 
stunning red dress. Everyone was danc- 
ing and having a great time. Let's hope 
that clubs will sponsor many more suc- 
cessful Pub nights. 



Prepare to meet 
"The Ultimate Challenger 

November 18, 1986 

12-5 p.m. • All-Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS 

Blood Donation sign-up sheets 
are available in every dorm. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF NOVEMBER 10 

Wednesday, November 12 

ATLANTIC BREEDERS 
Individual interviews 3-5 p.m. 

GREENTREE NURSERIES 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Thursday, November 13 

ATLANTIC BREEDERS 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

NORTHWEST MUTUAL 

INSURANCE CO. 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

ARGUS RESEARCH LABS 

Internships 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

SIGNUP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 



The outdoor viewing islands in the 
World of Primates exhibit at the Philadel- 
phia Zoo will be off-limits to the animals 
in the exhibit for at least two to four 
weeks. This time will allow Zoo staff and 
construction workers to locate and repair 
areas that have been causing water leaks 
in the exhibit since it opened in June of 
this year. 

The World of Primates is the Zoo's 
most ambitious project to date and be- 
cause of the complicated design of the 
exhibit, some problems were to be ex- 
pected . Some leakage was noticed short- 
ly after the exhibit was completed, but 
rather than delay the public opening of 
this unique attraction during the Zoo's 
busiest season, Zoo President Bill Don- 
aldson felt it was best to go on with the 
opening as planned in June and then 
make necessary repairs later on in the 
season. 

On September 7, crews began repairs 
to the lining of the large moat area sur- 
rounding the gorilla, gibbon and drill 
islands and which was felt at that time to 
be the source of the leaking. Although 
some holes were found in the moat lining 
and were subsequently repaired, none of 
these holes was believed large enough to 
be the cause of the continual leaking the 
exhibit is still encountering. According to 
the Zoo's Projects Manager, Chris Wen- 
ner, "Water levels in the large moat have 
continued to drop as much as a foot 
overnight. On several occasions, the 
water dropped 3-5 feet overnight in the 
small moat as well." 

Wenner is overseeing pressure tests 
currently being done on suction and re- 
turn lines in the exhibit and says that 
these tests have been completed in four 
of five areas where it was felt the problem 
might be . Two of the four areas tested re- 
quired excavation and repairs to the pipe- 
lines involved. Now, according to Wen- 
ner, what remains is to test nearly 450 
feet of return pipelines in the large moat 
area, much of the piping being buried 
under concrete, stone and lining materi- 
als. To accomplish this testing, the Zoo is 
bringing in a portable scanner that is sen- 
sitive to the movement of water through 
the ground, even when it is buried as our 
pipe is. The scanner follows along the 
pipeline, and instruments attached to its 
machinery should pinpoint where any 
break might be. 

Once crews have determined where 
the leak is, work will begin to repair what- 
ever damage has been caused . The two 
to four week period is estimated to allow 
time to make repairs, to refill the moats 
and to test the effectiveness of the re- 
pairs. Once the situation is corrected, 
primates in the exhibit will once again be 
able to go outside onto their islands. 

The World of Primates has been one 
of the most popular exhibits in the Zoo's 
history and has given visitors the chance 
to see gorillas, gibbons, drills, ring-tailed 
lemurs, Geoffroy's marmosets and orang-, 
utans up close, living in natural, jungle- 
like settings. The Zoo is especially anx- 



ious to correct the problems being en- 
countered in the exhibit so that Zoo visi- 
tors, as well as exhibit residents like 
John, Samantha, Gibby and Wilbur, can 
once again enjoy both the outdoor as 
well as the indoor areas in this exciting 
exhibit. 

Aggies 3, Rams 1 

Dear Editors, 

In response to the question, "Is it time 
for a change?" concerning our name the 
"Aggies," no it isn't. This college was 
founded with agriculture in mind and has 
sustained itself quite well for the past 90 
years. 

I've been an Aggie for four years now 
and I'm proud to be one because I'm 
proud of the reputation of the college 
and of the education I'm getting here. 
This is a unique college because of the 
type and quality of education offered 
here. 

I am an Aggie because of the college's 
background. I can always be an Aggie, 
but I could never be a Ram. 

If you want to be a Ram, try going to 
Farm III. 

Sincerely, 
Mario Galanti 

Food Committee Meeting 

There will be an open meeting with 
the members of the Food Committee on 
Monday, November 10 at 4:15 p.m. 
This meeting will be held in the Student 
Government Room on the second floor 
of the Student Center. 

Come on over and meet Clair, Greg 
and Dave. They're the student represen- 
tatives on the Food Committee this year. 
Bring your ideas and suggestions to 
these guys. 

If you have signed a petition or have 
complained about the food service at the 
Dining Hall or at the Snack Bar, make 
your thoughts turn into action by at- 
tending this meeting! 



+ * * * 

This Week on 
Campus 

by Wendy L. Unger 
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 7 

Follow a Wednesday schedule. 
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8 

Football (H) vs. Lycoming. 1:30 p 
Cross Country. MAC Champtonshps 
at Gettysburg 

SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 9 

Equestrian Show {H) at Stepping 
Stone Farm, 8 am 
DVC at the Vet: Eagles vs. Giants, 
leaves at 2 p.m. 

MONDAY, NOVEMBER It 

48 days untf Christmas?! 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11 

Veteran's Day! 
THURSDAY. NOVEMBER tt 

Bucks County Singers, 8-10 p.m in 

the APR, 

TOGA PARTY at Caesar's!" 












: 



Personals 



Lori O. — Thanks for lifting my spirits 
after our talk Saturday noon. — J. P. 

Lynn I. — Why weren't we invited to 
Warrington Country Club? 

Alfred Dunhill Ltd., London — Who are 
you to judge class? Obviously you don't 
have none. — Marilyn 

For adoption — Young girl, acts the age 
of seven, potty trained, used to neglect 
and is well disciplined, answers to the 
name Tracy or Sally. All adoption ap- 
plications to be sent to Box 550. 
Mushy — Stare much! — M & K 

Boz — You won't get there any faster us- 
ing margarine instead of butter. — Chelle 

Karen — Fall down the stairs lately? — 

Kell 

Sue — About the escalator at the mall. . . 

and that man's butt... love your roomy! 

Mooshka — We love your shirt esp. at 
the NBI. - Chelle & Kell 

25 bottles on one table at one time, a 
record? NBI 10/26/86. - Chelle & Kell 

Roomie — Wanta dig a tree? — Digging 
roomie 

ID User — Wanta go to Penny's? 

Tracy — How many majors to go? — Ivy 

Roomie — "I used to ride with him," 
"Horses?" 

Tony — How long do you wait before 
you stop looking? — Ivy 

Anth — It takes two to tango. We can 
dance only if you don't step on my toes, 
or have you found another partner? 
YFFA 

Linda — If you think paybacks are a 
bitch, wait 'til you see pay-paybacks! — 
Swollen-kneed-slime accomplis 

Lisa — Go ahead take them (friendly) for 
all they have, that stuff might kill your 
baby fishies! — P.S. 

Hey Dippy — You'll be a trainee for 
years at that rate. — P.S. (just kidding) 

Dippy — How's your bike? — P.S. 
Twitter 1 — Name the place and time we 
can start that baby fern! — Twitter 3 

Between lands Teck and Botany I think 
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown . 
-ME 

TAKE, TAKE ME HOME! 

Sleazestack — But my roommate likes 

my jail bait. 

Sleazestack & Chipmunk — I don't need 

psychological help, he's getting it now. 

Ex-33 yr. olds love 

Curt — You still owe me a back rub, 
when? — Trainee on grill 

Seamus & John — "Watch out for those 
farm tractors and gocarts." Your mothers 
were almost part of the MADD group! — 
Jenny 

Barney — Did you ever think you'd 
marry a dairy farmer? 

Art — Maybe next time you'll know bet- 
ter than to give Seamus and Burkhart the 
keys to the tractor and gocart! 

Marvin — Good luck with Craig. Just 
one thing though: You won't win his 
heart by hitting his newly painted car 
with a beer bottle! — Stanley 

Art — Did you slip the other night with 
old Rusty? 

Norton — Just remember he'll be back 
for you, don't cry (I will)! 

Donna — Which man will be in your 
room tonight? HUSEY! 

Wilbert & Art - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I 
know what you girls want for your birth- 
day! Ewan wants a man that's NOT Rusty 
and Dollarton just wants a McNugget 
with a bow around its waist! 

Girls — First we will CHILL, then we will 
ILL. 

Hey Darryl — I'll tell ya what the bear 
looks like! 

Remember that after the freedom is 
gone, all that remains is rotten pit. 



Seymour — I laughed so much this 
weekend, my face is now permanently 
stationary with a smile. How is yours?!?! 
Super 6 — Oh, I mean Super 7. Let's 
get ready to party next week for the birth- 
day girls: Art and Wilbert!! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE TWO 
MOST HOT, SEXY AND WANTED 
WOMEN ON CAMPUS: ART (Nov. 7) 
and WILBERT (Nov. 8). 

Art — You should try this sometime! 
"First you open the dryer door. Secondly 
you put your little brother inside of the 
dryer. Thirdly you close the door and put 
it on full speed. Then deny it after your 
mother questions you about it. 

"I DONT KNOW, BUT ITS BEEN 
TOLD!" 

Seymour — Maybe you and I should've 
taken lessons from "Jean, Jean, THE 
BEAN MACHINE." 

Norton — Does your right breast have 
comb marks on it? Just make the room 
real dark and only have the X-mas lights 
on!! 

Seymour — Please get out of that bed 
and turn the radio down and put the ceil- 
ing fan on! I might fall out of this bed 
laughing! 

Art — Thanks for such a great time at 
your house. We had a super, super time. 
Let's do it again real soon! 
"Daaaa WAYNE" 

To Rox & Monique — You girls do look 
nice everyday (well, I wouldn't say 
EVERYDAY)! But sometimes you two 
wear too much makeup and hairspray. 
You see, you don't need all of that junk 
because you have what I have, NATU- 
RAL BEAUTY. Yeah, right?!?! 

Girls — Next Halloween Pub Night let's 
all eat an apple (for free, no 25C) and all 
steal the pumpkin and hide it under our 
coats! Of all people to get caught. ME! I 
never do anything wrong or destructive. 
We have to get that little astronaut! She 
will be seeing the stars! 

Junior Farmer — I thought you fixed our 
chair. What happened? — B114 

Helen — So that's how you get such 
good grades. — Yoda & Luke 

G. — Trust me. I don't have a boyfriend. 

I was like that when I was 12. 

"Great blow off Friday night." 

Hope everyone enjoyed my party, but 
what happened to all my cigarettes? 

Julie — We're the best at what we do! 
Rudy Al, run we're caught. We got 
away! — Rudy 

Joe R. — There's only 48 days until 
X-mas! See I told you I'd write it!! 

God & W — Mets winage, Boston 
suckage. 

Pokey — Wanna make a little kid? 

Dr. Carol M.D. — I need a good pres- 
cription! — Boz 

Froot Loop Troop — Sorry about every- 
thing. 1 didn't mean to be this way. — 
Love, Barney 

Barney — Who was that man in your 
bed? " 

Riddles has a hook up. 

Tony — You make my day. — J. P. 

Lori O. — How's your mom? — J. P. 

Lynn I. — Are we going to the club 

tonight? 

Lynn I. — Can we make a right on red? 

No... the sign is back there. 

Tim — You are just plain RUDE!! 

To whom it may concern — Miss Aquar- 
ium 1981 still rules!! 

T.E. - I love you! - R.M. & M.F. 

R.M — Who did your hair? 

God — I can't believe you lost the Great 
Pumpkin! 

Andy — I should have come over by 
myself. 

Miller Hall steps are dangerous, especial- 
ly when intoxicated! 



Pokey — So what man will it be this 
week? D? C? D? - Kaj 

Matt — Can we play with your color- 
forms? - Chelle & Kell 

To all Miller Hall 2nd Girls - The bet is 
on. We dare you! 

Ivy & Sleazestack — Never put your 
sneakers on before looking inside of 
them, there might be green slime inside. 

- Yoda & Luke 

M. — You're beautiful, never shave. 
K, D, B. & M. — Our first road trip, 
11/1/86. 

"Kevin on campus." 

Mike M. — Thanks for the scare! Rudy 
Julie, what did we do? — Rudy 

Kelley — Watch those Miller steps, they 
are deadly! — K 

Henry — Out of Africa! We're going to 
miss you! The M Girls 

Pokey — You won't get there any faster 
using margarine instead of butter! — Boz 

To the transvestites on Sam 1st, Elaine, 
Rappette, Joelina and Albertina — You 
guys really did look like girls!! But Trevor- 
ette, what happened to you?? 

Art — Having fun in chem lab? 

Stanley — Thanks for being so honest! 

Norton — Give blood! 

Norton and Wilbert — I heard you saw a 
live Chippendale show in your room the 
other night. Thanks for inviting me. 

Lori O. — I'll make it back some night. 

Tony — Thanks for the advice. — J. P. 

Lynn I. — Why was the cops behind us? 

Did we do something wrong, or was he 

going to dinner? 

John — How are the apple orchards? 

John — If you want sympathy, you 

know where to find it. 

MM. — Still have those D. Berries? 

Sunshine — Que pasa? 

T.E. — No more Red Lobster dinners. 

Dr. Carol M.D. - Go for Bretlage! 

Henry — The master plan for L & D is 

being carried out. — Boz 

Boz — It could be... only time will tell. 
He's been staring lately!! — Kaj 

Henry — You're such a hot African 
woman!! — Kaj 

Brian Wood — Brian, Brian, you've 
been spending too much time in the cat 
room. — Your SKF partners in crime 

"Moooo Cow" 

Bev & Melissa — What color are the 
silos? 

"Any Questions?" — "Marital status and 
phone number, please." 

No curb crushers please. 

She's gotta nice profile? Huh George! 

Bev — Just because you've had your li- 
sence the longest doesn't mean you 
don't have to use the brakes. 

Twitter *2 - What a class? - Twitter *1 

Tracy — What did you do-dobie? — 
Rudy 

King Crab — How did he figure it out? 

— Swordfish 

Steph — The hearing aid is on order! — 
Rudy 

God — Thanks for the nickname, it 
comes in handy. — K 

Pokey — No more check writing, it's bad 
luck. C will remember B-3. 

Pokey — Writing on the wall. Don't have 
a hissy and C4J! - K 

Pokey — Send flowers! That's the cheap- 
est and fastest way to end it! — R & Boz 

Marvin — What's a paylus antsidopsida? 

Seymour — You look nice today, even if 
you are in jeans! 

Mario — Buddy, I miss you bunches! 
Where have you been? Your one and 
only buddy 

Art — Play the field! (Then plant it!) 

Mark Bodine — You're hot! 

Val & Amy - Just deal WITH IT! 



Tony — Did you enjoy Friday night? 

John & Chris — Are you smiling? 

Chris A. — Did you get boo-booed lately? 

Steve Squared — Thanks for the trip to 
N.B.I. - Kelley & Michelle 

Colonel — I'll brown up for you! — Boz 

Darryl — I owe you one! — The chicken 

Sleazestack — We all know where the 
red light district moved to. From what I 
heard Master Fang taught you very well. 
So you acquired a taste for flounder. It's 
your trash now. — Yoda & Luke 

Kevin — Can I please have an extension 
for my best friend? 

D. — All is fair in love and war. 

Sponges — Soak it up. 

Hey, the Toys R Us guys — How's it 
going? 

Ivy — Stop writing your personals in 
class. — Rudy 

To the owner of the blue Dart, get a real 
car! 

We hate BLT's! Tl, T2 

Henry — Twirl your arms, stretch your 
legs and turn a few heads. — K 

Henry — Are we airborne yet? The M 
Girls 

Dr. Carol M.D. - You're deadly with 
the oreos! — Boz 

Red light. BEV! RED LIGHT!! 

2 subs & counting. 

Nice peacock, Kim. 

Nutter-Butter — Sorry about everything, 
you're still my friend, even if I'm not 
yours! Let me know! 

LO, RL, CJ. BR, Laurie - How's life? 

- JP 

Tony — Good luck on Sunday, babe! 
Dina V. — Glow men don't wear make- 
up! Where's the shaft? — Dee 
Andy — I'm glad I came over! 
Chipmunk — Maybe Sleazestack will 
share her fish with you. Get well soon 

- Yoda & Luke 

Kim — Got any wash to do? 

Did you kiss P.H.? 

It was nice while it lasted, wasn't it? 

Maryann — Don't forget to wear some- 
thing to lab next week! — Rudy 

Get a piece of the rock, life insurance, 
call me. — Your agent 

Peachy — Hope he realizes that you're 
the pick of the crop! 

Wanted — Deprived DVC Air Force 
man seeks DVC woman for occasional 
late night company and fun due to con- 
tinue into the morning. Applicants must 
be well endowed and experienced, but 
not over qualified . Respond to the green 
1976 Camaro parked in parking lot on 
weekends. 



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Nicholson, Melanie O'Neill, Brian 

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DUTCHMEN ARE 

by John Litzke 

With election time coming this week, 
let us remember the birthdates of former 
presidents Warren G. Harding and James 
"the K doesn't stand for anything" Polk. 
Both presidents were bom on November 
1 which was remembered last Saturday. 
Harding and Polk were quite mediocre 
as far as presidents go, but DVC was far 
from mediocre last Saturday as paced by 
tailback Jimmy Wilson's 123 yards rush- 
ing and three touchdowns to lead the 
Aggies past the hapless Flying Dutchmen 
of Lebanon Valley 33-3. 

The first quarter was a defensive stand- 
off for the most part with neither team 
being able to generate much offense. 
Lebanon Valley would be the first to 
score as, with time running out in the 
third quarter, kicker Brad Rinehimer 
booted a 30-yard field goal and gave 
LVC the 3-0 lead. 

DVC made Lebanon Valley regret 
that they took that early lead because 
LVC would get no more. "Go ahead, 
score again, go ahead, I dare you," said 
DVC. The onslaught began. Quarterback 
Walt Kobryznski, who got the starting 
nod over last week's starter Clay Butter- 
worth, tallied the first DVC touchdown 
on a 20-yard scramble to make it 7-3 
DVC. Jimmy Wilson, the Philadelphia 



SUNK BY WILSON'S THREE TOUCHDOWNS 



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answers. 

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financing a professional education a 
heavy and worrisome burden. Where else 
can I turn to? (V.R.. NJ) 

A. First: check with school counselors 
about what aid the school offers for its 
own students. You qualify for private 
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your background, including your field of 
interest. There are also awards which ap- 
ply to ALL fields of interest. 

Here is a private source award you are 
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native who has been held to under 100 
yards per game until last Saturday, ran 
rampant through the Lebanon Valley 
defense bolting 31 yards for DVC's sec- 
ond score to make it 14-3 and that's how 
the half ended. 

The halftime stats had DVC leading by 
a slight margin. First downs were 5-3 
DVC, total offense was 127-45 DVC 
(which isn't so slight) and rushing yard- 
age was 1 14-36 DVC. There were a slew 
of punts in the first half as DVC's John 
Sukeena punted eight big times for a 
30.2 average and LVC's Glenn Kaiser 
punted seven big times for a 37.6 aver- 
age, his longest of the game being a 55- 
yard cloud scraper. 

The third quarter would be DVC's 
most productive 25-cent piece as kicker 
John Ford started off the scoring with a 
fine 39-yard field goal that split the 
uprights for a 17-3 lead. Jimmy Wilson 
would add to his productive day with 
touchdown runs of two and four yards 
which gave DVC the commanding and 
practically insurmountable 31-3 lead. In 
the fourth, DVC forced quarterback Chris 
Lucci into his own end zone, Lucci threw 
the ball wildly and was called for inten- 
tional grounding and a safety was tacked 
on to DVC's 31 points. From there on in 
Lebanon Valley said "Uncle" and that 
was it. 



Hats off to the defense once again as 
they held LVC to just 124 yards in total 
offense and interceptions were three in 
number and were snagged down by cor- 
nerbacks Darryl Ellison and Mike Heisy 
and by middle linebacker Jim Hannon. 

Head coach Al Wilson had these post- 
game comments: "We said before the 
game we have to get a win today, we 
had to get something going and then go 
from there. We were sitting a little bit in 
the beginning of the game but once we 
scored those touchdowns we started to 
take it to them. I think we were better 
than they were across the lines and it 
began to show. It has been tough this 
year keeping any kind of continuity. 
We've gotten frustrated sometimes with 
not being able to score, but we were able 
to do some things today." 

The win boosts DVC's record to 3-4-1 
overall and 3-3- 1 in the MAC and Leba- 
non Valley dropped to 2-6. The final two 
games of the 1986 campaign (but they 
just got started it seems) will both be at 
home which is good and they'll be against 
two of the better teams in the MAC this 
year. On Saturday, the Warriors of 
Lycoming will visit for a 1:30 p.m. start 
and next Saturday, DVC will finish vs. 
the Colonels from Wilkes at James Work 
Stadium for a 1:30 p.m. start as well. 



Sports Quiz 

QUESTION *9: 

A pair of young forwards were the 
top two scorers In the ABA in 1 972- 
73. Both left college with eligibility 
remaining in order to turn pro. One 
was Julius Erving of the Virginia 
Squires formerly of the University 
of Massachusetts who scored 31.9 
points per game In 1972-73 to top 
the ABA. Who was runner-up? (Hint: 
He was a teammate of Doc's in the mid- 
dle to late 70's.) 

We have a winner! Congratulations to 
Wayne Lutz who correctly answered the 
question: The Oakland A's won the 
World Series in back to back seasons in 
1973 and 1974. Can you name a starting 
lineup, by position, from their World 
Champion years? 

Wayne's correct answer was: IB Gene 
Tenace; 2B Dick Green; SS Bert Camp- 
anaris; 3B Sal Bando; OF Joe Rudi; OF 
Bill North; OF Reggie Jackson; C Ray 
Fosse; P Vida Blue. 

For his correct answer, Wayne re- 
ceived a coupon for a free burger, fries 
and soda from Caesar's. You could be 
next! Ya gotta play to win! 

EAGLES TICKETS 

Tickets for the Philadelphia Eagles — 
NY. Giants game, November 9 are on 
sale now, in the Dean of Students Office. 
The price is $14. This includes transpor- 
tation by bus, to and from Vet. Stadium. 
Sponsored by the Student Government . 




* Coming Soon * 

RAM PAGES EXCLUSIVE 

MAC BASKETBALL ACTION IS BACK! 
AND DELAWARE VALLEY IS TUNING UP! 

DVC MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BASKETBALL PREVIEW! 
VARSITY AND JUNIOR VARSITY 

STATS, INTERVIEWS, UPDATES AND INFORMATION 

ONLY IN RAM PAGES! 



Athlete of the Week: 

There's not much more you can say 
about our Athlete of the Week. He's ver- 
satile, flexible, he twists and turns and 
jukes, opponents hit him and bounce off 
like a ball against a wall, and he's been 
the all-purpose, workhorse ground gainer 
for the 3-4-1 DVC Aggies. Junior tail- 
back Jimmy Wilson, who, by the end of 
his career here at DVC, could be the all- 
time DVC rusher, rushed for his first 
100 + -yard game of the season last 
Saturday gaining 123 yards on 26 carries 
and scoring three big touchdowns in 
DVC's victory over Lebanon Valley 
33-3. 

Jim hasn't had the year he's capable of 
having but he's leading the team in all 
rushing categories: rushing attempts with 
163, rushing yards with 549, touch- 
downs with four and average yards per 
game with 68.6. 

Jim is a Philadelphia resident and is a 
graduate of Central High School where 
he played football for four years and was 
a member of the Public League all-star 
team in 1984. Not only is Jimmy a finely 
tuned athlete but he is a fine person as 
well. For his hard work and dedication, 
Jimmy Wilson is our Athlete of the 
Week. Congratulations! 




PUMP IT UP: 
Elvis Costello in Philly 

by John Litzke 

The controversial, silent giant from 
Chelsea is one of the initial imports from 
the British punk scene in the early to mid 
70's. Elvis Costello continues to bellow 
out imaginative, emotional, yet radical 
and danceaWe music. 

Elvis played three nights at the Tower 
Theatre in Philadelphia promoting his 
new album "Blood and Chocolate." 
With each night came a more diverse 
and new show. Elvis's first night in Philly 
featured a wheel (of "Wheel of Fortune" 
fame) with his songs embossed on each 
rung of the wheel. Members of the audi- 
ence were called up on stage to spin the 
wheel and wherever the wheel stopped, 
that's what song was played. The second 
night featured a dance floor on stage and 
many members of the audience were up 
dancing. 

But it was the third night that I attend- 
ed in which Elvis reunited with his Attrac- 
tions and played some classic hard-core 
rock 'n roll, which is his trademark (along 
with his specs) . 

Many songs in their first set were un- 
familiar to me but, then again, 1 did rec- 
ognize three or four. He played fabulous 
versions of "Accidents Can Happen" 
and a very moving, intense version of "I 
Want You." During "I Want You," the 
stage lights were shut off and Elvis was in 
the spotlight in his classic pose (knees 
together and guitar in lap) bellowing in 
that classic voice of his. All throughout 
the show his guitar wept with a ferocity I 
had seldom heard before. 

After his first set, he returned for four 
encores in which he played his well- 
known classics like "Angel Gonna Wear 
My Red Shoes" and "Pump It Up." 

I was glad to have finally been ex- 
posed to his music. Unlike the British 
punk movement, which has slacked off 
substantially, Elvis Costello has kept a 
firm grip on the neck of the queen and 
remains a strong force in the British rock 
scene. Keep smiling Elvis. Thank you for 
a fantastic performance. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home owoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Areo's Best Lunches 1 1 AM-3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 




Cross Country Update 

CROSS COUNTRY 

BATTLES ALBRIGHT 

It was a hopeful team that traveled 
down to Albright College last Saturday 
for a dual meet against them, but it was a 
depressed team that returned to DVC. 
The cross country team dropped a heart- 
breaker to Albright losing by only five 
points. The final score ended up to be 
30-25. 

Even from the beginning, the odds 
seemed to be stacked against the team. 
Not only did the team have to run on a 
foreign course, but it was also Home- 
coming at Albright and the cheers were 
definitely not for DVC. Yet even with the 
poor odds and the losing attempt, there 
were some bright spots for the team. 

Gerry Kampmeyer was one of these 
bright spots for the team as he seems to 
be improving as each race goes by. Gerry 
was able to pass and hold off an Albright 
runner on the track at the end of the race 
to capture 4th place overall and 2nd man 
for DVC. John Thomson, who has had 
problems with injuries this season, was 
also able to run well. John was able to 
finish 8th overall and 4th for the team . 

Other finishers for DVC were: Steve 
Sports 2nd, Jim Enoch 7th, Tony Dono- 
frio 9th, Tom Await 13th, Sean Miller 
14th, Bill Brosky 15th and Mark Brinsky 
16th. 



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by M. Brangan 

On October 19, the DVC Western 
Equestrian Team traveled to Belief onte, 
Pennsylvania to the Penn State Western 
Horse Show. Despite the cold weather 
and long ride, the team riders did very 
well. In the afternoon show, DVC won 
reserve hi-point team which hasn't been 
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LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• Ex-Phillie shortstop Larry Bowa is now 
a big league manager as the San Diego 
Padres signed Bowa to a one-year con- 
tract at $100,000. Bowa managed the 
San Diego Farm Club Las Vegas Stars, 
and led them to an 80-62 record before 
being called up. Good luck Larry. 

• University of Maryland basketball coach 
Lefty Driesell resigns as head coach 
after 17 years at the helm. A successor 
has yet to be named. 

• In college football action last week it 
was: 

Miami, FL41, Florida St. 23 

Florida 18, Auburn 17 

Penn St. 19, W. Virginia 

N. Carolina 32, Maryland 30 

Ohio St. 31, Iowa 10 

Michigan 69, Illinois 13 

Nebraska 38, Kansas St. 

Oklahoma 64, Kansas 3 

Texas A&M 39, SMU 35 

Syracuse 24, Pitt 20 

Arkansas 45, Rice 14 

Mississippi 21, LSU 19 

UCLA 49. Oregon St. 

Fordham 55, Iona 7 

Claremount-Mudd 53, Pomona-Pitzer 

• In college football games of interest last 
week it was: This first score needs an 
introduction: Edinboro halfback Floyd 
Faulkner ran for 206 yards and three 
touchdowns on only eight carries as 
Edinboro knocked off visiting Ship- 
pensburg, ready. 66-53. Shippens- 
burg's 53 points set a NCAA Division II 
record for most points scored by a los- 
ing team. All in all. 17 touchdowns 
were scored, Edinboro had a whopping 
606 yards in total offense and Ship- 
pensburg had 487. During the post 
game, both defensive coordinators 
were tied, beaten and run over repeat- 
edly by the Shippensburg bus. 
Wilkes 24. Widener 15 ■ 
Lycoming 63. Juniata 27 
Susquehanna 25. Upsala 
Rutgers 41. Louisville 

Villanova 42. Columbia 34 
Hampden-Sydney 24, Gettysburg 14 
Moravian 28, Albright 7 
Delaware St. 34. S. Carolina St. 21 
W. Chester 62, Mansfield 20 
Muhlenberg 24. Ursinus 18 

• The baseball free agent front is headed 
by the likes of Jack Morris, Andre 
Dawson, Tim Raines, Ted Simmons, 
Steve Carlton. Bob Homer, Ray Knight. 
Graig Nettles. Dave Kingman, Ron 
Guidry, Robin Yount, Lonnie Smith, 
Lance Parrish, Keith Moreland, Reggie 
Jackson, Doug Decinces, Tony Armas 
and Rich Gedman. Happy shopping! 

• U.S. to send team of all-stars to face 
the Japanese in Japan. Team will be 
managed by Davey Johnson of the 
World Champion Mets and on the 
team will be— Catchers: Rich Gedman, 
Boston; Tony Pena, Pittsburgh. Pitch- 
ers: John Franco, Cincinnati; Greg 
Hanis, Texas; Willie Hernandez, De- 
troit: Ted Higuera, Milwaukee; Jack 
Moms, Detroit; Jeff Reardon, Montreal; 
Mike Scott, Houston; Mike Witt, Cali- 
fornia. Infielders: Buddy Bell, Cincin- 
nati; Wally Joyner, California; Cal Rip- 
ken, Baltimore; Glenn Davis, Houston; 
Brook Jacoby. Cleveland; Ryne Sand- 
berg, Chicago; Ozzie Smith, St. Louis; 
Frank White, Kansas City. Outfielders: 
Jesse Barfield. Toronto; Von Hayes. 
Philadelphia; Jose Canseco, Oakland: 



Tony Gwynn, San Diego; Dale Murphy, 
Atlanta. U.S. team is currently 2-0 
against Japanese on their seven -game 
tour. 

• Soviet National Basketball Team be- 
gins its American Tour. The Russians 
will play all-star teams from the CBA. 
Soviets won their first matchup 77-72. 
Soviets were led by Vladimir Tkachenko 
and Sharunas Marchulenis each with 
18 points. Calvin Natt had 16 and 
Cozell McQueen added a team high 
27 for the Americans. 

• In high school action this past week 
and weekend it was: 

Frankford 33, Lincoln 16 
Bartram 6, W. Philadelphia 
Roxborough 0, Germantown 
Franklin 14, Southern 14 
Central 42, Dobbins 14 
University 26, Overbrook 6 
Martin Luther King 12, Olney 6 
Gratz 14, Bok 8 
Washington 20, Northeast 
Bishop Egan 21, N. Catholic 12 
Arch. Wood 14, Bishop Kenrick 7 
Methacton 45, Cheltenham 6 
L. Moreland 20, Springfield 14 
Council Rock 42, Bensalem 13 
Truman 20, Pennsbury 9 
Abington 18, C.B East 6 
Academy Park 29, Penn Wood 20 
Boyertown 14, Great Valley 10 
Owen J. Roberts 13, W.C. East 10 
Lansdale Catholic 27, St. Pius X 21 
Plymouth- Whitemarsh 17, U. Merion 7 
Quakertown 24, Souderton 20 
Hatboro-Horsham 20, Wissahickon 7 
U. Dublin 21, U. Moreland 7 . 
Neshaminy 20. William Tennent 12 
North Penn 24. Pennridge 7 
C.B. West 27. Norristown 13 
Arch. Ryan 37, LaSalie 6 
Bishop McDevitt 14, Card. Dougherty 6 
St. John Neumann 13. Roman Cath. 
St. James 22, St. Joseph's 15 
Arch. Carroll 31, Card. O'Hara 24 
W Catholic 0, Msgr. Bonner 

• As of Monday, Sixers are 500 at 1-1 
after winning opener 108-104 and los- 
ing to Atlanta Sunday night 122-113 
behind Dominique's 36. Sixers faced 
Indiana, Milwaukee, San Antonio to- 
night, and Portland tomorrow. Boston 
is .500 at 1-1 as well. The huge story 
surrounds the air Walker as Jordan hit 
for 50 points against the Knicks last 
Saturday and hit for 41 vs. Cleveland 
Sunday. Atlanta remains undefeated 
at 2-0 as does Seattle. 

• In NFL action last Sunday it was: 
Washington 44, Minnesota 38 in OT 
St. Louis 13. Philadelphia 10 
Denver 21. LA. Raiders 7 

N.Y. Jets 38. Seattle 7 

Pittsburgh 27. Green Bay 3 

Miami 28, Houston 7 

New Orleans 23. San Francisco 10 

Cleveland 24. Indianapolis 9 

Cincinnati 24. Detroit 17 

Tampa Bay 34, Buffalo 28 

New England 25, Atlanta 17 

Kansas City 24, San Diego 23 

Mon. nite: LA. Rams 20, Chicago 17 

• Sunday it will be: 

N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia 
Chicago at Tampa Bay 
Cincinnati at Houston 
LA. Rams at New Orleans 
New England at Indianapolis 
N.Y. Jets at Atlanta 
Pittsburgh at Buffalo 
Seattle at Kansas City 
Washington at Green Bay 
LA. Raiders at Dallas 
St. Louis at San Francisco 
San Diego at Denver 
Mon. nite: Miami at Cleveland 

• In the New York City Marathon last 
Saturday. Gianni Poli of Italy was 
crowned the winner after his spectacu- 
lar finish of 2 hours. 1 1 minutes and 6 
seconds. Norway's Grete Waitz led the 
women's division across the finish line 
with a time of 2 hours. 28 minutes and 
6 seconds. 





NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Vol. XXI, No. 11 

Friday, November 14, 1986 



All the news 
that fits, 
we print! 




College to Sponsor 
13th Annual Turkey Trot 

Delaware Valley College will host the 
13th Annual Turkey Trot Race on Sun- 
day. November 23rd. Starting time is 2 
p.m. 

Turkeys donated by Gross Gourmet 
Foods will be awarded to the first two 
male and first two female finishers. Special 
awards will also be given to the next 13 
male and eight female finishers. Medals 
will also be awarded to the top three male 
finishers in nine different age categories 
and top three females finishers in six dif- 
ferent age categories. 

There will also be team awards, with 
scoring based on the overall place finish 
of the first five team members. Team scor- 
ing cards will be picked up the day of the 
race. A team trophy and five individual 
medals will be given to the first high school 
team and the first open team. 

Entry fee for the race is $3.00. Post 
entry on the day of the race is $4.00 
Check in and post entries is scheduled 
between 12:30 p.m. and 1:45 p.m Maps 
of the course are available from the Dela- 
ware Valley College Athletic Office during 
regular business hours (Monday through 
Friday. 8:30 a.m. until 4:30 p.m.). 

The men's record for the 3.5 mile 
course is 16:04 set by Delaware Valley 
College graduate Jim Parsons in 1984. 
The women's record of 19: 17 was set by 
Jeanne Cranney. another alumnus, in 
1982. 

For more information about the race, 
runners can contact Dr. Robert Berthold. 
cross country coach, by calling: 
(215) 345-1500. 



PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF NOVEMBER 17 

Thursday, November 20 

CHEMLAWN 

Individual interviews 9-4 p.m. 

SMITH KLINE FRENCH LABS 
Small animal internship January 
-July 1987 for sophomores & 
juniors 

Also a one year full-time temporary 
position for graduating seniors 

SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 



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WE WANT 
YOUR OPINION 

Joshua Feldstein, Delaware Valley 
College's current president is to retire as 
president this June. You may have read 
about the Presidential Search Committee 
(comprised of student government offi- 
cials, faculty, alumni and college trustees) 
which is looking across the nation for the 
person who will best fill this position. The 
searchers have asked you already — 
now tell Ram Pages — what do YOU 
think those qualities are one should look 
for in a candidate for this highly impor- 
tant position? Drop your thoughts pertain- 
ing to this decision in P.O. Box 988 by 
Monday, November 24th. 

The Ram Pages staff has compiled a 
few suggestions to stir your ideas. We 
want a keen business sense, someone ex- 
perienced as an administrator who is cap- 
able of dealing with out school's special 
needs. This next president must certainly 
not be afraid of new challenges where 
warranted. A former president or execu- 
tive of an established concern, be it 
business or educational business, could 
fill the bill. 

This decision could be one of the most, 
if not the most, important decisions af- 
fecting this college in years, affecting 
those of us soon to become alumni, as 
well as students and faculty returning 
next fall. 



Prepare to meet 
"The Ultimate Challenger 

November 18, 1986 
12-5 p.m. • All-Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS 
Blood Donation sign-up sheets 
are available in every dorm. 



Are the Women of DVC 
Braver than the Men? 

In October 1985 the American Red 
Cross came to Delaware Valley College 
where many students were willing to give 
of themselves (V2 pint of blood to be exact) 
to help others who were in need. After 
the blood drive ended and the respective 
dorm totals were added up, I was shocked 
to see that a female dormitory had more 
donors than any of the male dormitories. 

No offense ladies, but I just spent the 
past two summers with the United States 
Marines Corps and this wimpery that 1 see 
displayed by my male colleagues just 
doesn't make it in my book. I've noticed 
that we have a lot of tough talking, hard 
drinking little boys on campus, but when 
the chips are down, they can't even mus- 
ter up the gonads to give a little blood 
that may just save someone's life! Just 
who wears the pants at this school any- 
way? 

Therefore gentlemen, if you want to 
prove to the women of this college just 
how many "real men" there are here at 
DVC, why not do it by donating blood 
this Tuesday in the All Purpose Room of 
the Student Center. See you there. 



Out From Under 
The Editors' Desk: 

Dear Readers, 

Your newspaper still needs a few good 
writers and photographers. Our most re- 
cent issue, No. 10, November 7, is evi- 
dence of our dilemma. We have been 
"running on empty," save an oversize 
Sports Wrap-up — the work of expert 
John Litzke — and almost too many ad- 
ditions to the Personals column. If con- 
tributors to the Personals column would 
channel their efforts into an article or two 
per week, Ram Pages would be more 
than grateful! 

As we have reported to you before Ram 
Pages cannot rely solely on whatever 
press releases may come our way before 
the Monday night deadline. The news- 
paper at Delaware Valley College should 
reflect the people and events of itself in a 
well-rounded manner. All majors and 
every person on this campus, is fair ma- 
terial for Ram Pages. 

Therefore, if you like to take pictures, 
stop by Ram Pages' office each week and 
drop off some shots of campus events, 
places and people. Even if you happen 
to have a shot of a club outing, or a group 
of students or faculty or staff members 
being honored, why not let the entire 
college join in by sending your newspaper 
a print with the names and reasons for 
your picture; we'll even return pictures to 
you after printing! 

If you cannot make our 7 to 10 p.m. 
Monday night meetings, drop us a note 
via P O. Box 988 or call us Monday nights 
at ext. 2259. 

Thanks for your support. 
Bill Rein 
John D. Ebert 



Students Take Action 

by Judy Henry 

On Monday, November 10, the Food 
Committee held an opening meeting, to 
discuss how the cafeteria could be im- 
proved. Students, who had voiced com- 
plaints among themselves, decided to 
back up their words with action, by unit- 
ing this session. Close to thirty people at- 
tended, in an attempt to make the meal 
plan more malleable to students' needs. 

A petition was circulated a short while 
ago in which over 400 students signed in 
agreement that the cafeteria needed im- 
provement. That was a first step. In order 
to receive this improvement, persistence 
will be key. We need your suggestions 
and support to make this effort a success. 

The Food Committee will have a follow- 
up meeting in the near future. Exact dates 
will be posted in Ram Pages and around 
campus. Please voice your suggestions 
in written form and send them to P.O. 
Box 620 or 631. Please sign your name 
so they will be taken seriously. 

If you want a change, you must address 
the problem, and then take action against 
it. 

Thank you for the support you've 
shown. 



Peer Counselors 

The Counseling Department would like 
to extend a giant "Thank You" to all of 
our Peer Counselors for your enthusiasm 
and dedication in doing an outstanding 
job in the first semester. 

The function of a Peer Counselor is to 
get together with freshmen on a group or 
individual basis and help the freshmen 
"avoid some of the mistakes we made as 
freshmen," as one of the Peer Counselors 
put it. 

The Peer Counselors share their experi- 
ences on just about everything. Topics 
range from boyfriend/girlfriend and room- 
mate relationships to weekend activities 
and how to handle specific classes and 
profs. 

Our thanks go out to: 

Gary Apgar, '89 Leo Reaver, '89 

John Boyd. '87 Carl Schucharot, '88 

Jodi Brough , '87 Christine Schuhz, '88 

Greg Christiansen , '88 Barbara Schwarz, '88 

Ray Delaney. '89 Robert Solly. '89 

William DeMarco , '89 John Stierty , '89 

Rick Dietrick, '88 Joanna Toenniessen, '87 

Betsy Hague, '87 Wendy Ungea, '88 

Doug Hamann , '89 David Welsh, '87 

David Handler, '87 Anna Marie Whitesell, '88 

David Hirtle, '88 Jim Whitfield, '87 

Lisa Kardane , '88 Gerhard Wubbeis, '88 

DougKauffman, '87 Carmen Zaffavano, '89 

Joe Marano, '88 Greg Strait, '89 

If you are a freshman and you have 

not met with your Peer Counselor, then 

that's freshmen mistake *1. However, 

with the freshmen attrition rate being 

almost 50%, you may not get a chance 

to make mistake *2. Talk with your Peer 

Counselor. They care! 




This Week on 
Campus 

by Wendy L. Unger 
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14 

Movies at Caesar*! Pub, 8 p.m 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER IS 

Football (H) vs. Wilkes, 1:30 p 
Friends of Football Dinner 
APR 4:30 to 9:00 p.m, 

SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 14 

39 days urrtfl Christmas! 

MONDAY. NOVEMBER 17 

Cheer up Sam) 
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER IS 

Blood Mobile - APR, 12-6 p.m 

Come out and gtve* 

WBB (H), Frankftn & Marshal 

scrimmage, 7 p.m. 

Movie: "Somewhere In Time" 9 p 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER It 

Square Dance; 

Rudtey-Newman Gym, 8 p.m. 
Faculty Development Committee 
Lecture, APR 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 20 

Caesar's Vacation Pub* 9 p.m 




LOST & FOUND 1986 

3 watches 

3 pair of glasses 

jewelry 

1 roll of film 
records 

several types of keys 

3 books 

1 umbrella 

gloves and mittens 

2 backpacks 
1 gym bag 

1 jacket 
1 1986 Gleaner 
1 scarf 
If you can identify one or more of 
these items, contact Dean of Students of- 
fice, 2nd floor. Student Center. You 
must be able to identify items. 

First Open House 
GREAT SUCCESS 

The College's first Admissions Open 
House brought nearly 300 high school 
seniors and their parents to our campus 
on a mild fall Saturday, October 25. 

New admissions director, Steve Zenko 
anticipates an even greater response to 
the next Open House, planned for Fe- 
bruary 7, 1987. Again, invitations will be 
offered to any high school seniors. If you 
know of a college-bound student who 
may be interested in attending the Febru- 
ary event, let admissions know. 



THE WINNER IS . . . 

The winner of the Hillel basket of cheer 
raffle was M. Guidos of Penndel. Pa. 
Thanks to all the contributors — stay tuned 
for our scholarship auction November 22 



From the Library . . . 

A helpful hint from the library: 

When you borrow a book, be sure to 
check the date due stamped on the blue 
card in the pocket. If you want to keep 
the book beyond the due date, it is usually 
possible to renew it. Just bring the book 
back to the Circulation Desk and ask to 
have it renewed or call extension 2255. 

ATTENTION STUDENTS 
AND GRADUATES 

Would you be interested in starting a 
career which offers tremendous growth 
potential from within the company to 
management? First year salaries offered 
to $16,000, with full company benefits 
including: life and medical insurance, paid 
holidays and vacations and 40 IK savings 
plan. I cordially invite all Freshmen up to 
graduates to call for a personal interview. 
Contact: Mr. Strike at 364-5700 from 8 
to 5 daily at Ever-Green Lawns. 



Positive Response Received 
From Lecturer 

The following is excerpted from a letter 
to Mary Palumbo from Alfred McFee, 
the recent lecturer to our campus under 
sponsorship of the Faculty Development 
Committee: 

"I have done a number of these lec- 
tures over a few years and honestly 
have never had one which I enjoyed 
more or felt was more worthwhile. The 
large turnout and obvious enthusiasm 
of the audience attests to the fact that 
your staff not only did a good job of 
advertising, but are also very success- 
ful at student motivation. I could not 
have asked for more delightful accom- 
modations or any better reception by 
and visit with your staff. Please convey 
my thanks to everyone there for their 
hospitality and especially to Alice, Jim 
and Craig for their time." 

Library Hours 
November 1986 



Tuesday, Nov. 25 
Wednesday. Nov. 26 
Thursday, Nov. 27 
Friday. Nov. 28 
Saturday. Nov. 29 
Sunday. Nov. 30 
Monday. Dec 1 



8:30-4:30 

8:30-4:30 

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Regular Hours 



Term Papers? 

Writing a term paper? Polishing up a 
resume? If you haven't already discovered 
them, you'll be glad to hear that the Libra- 
ry has two Apple lie computers and word 
processing software available for student 
use. Call extension 2253 to reserve time 
of the computer. 

How to Pass 
Your Finals 

If you have any interest at all in passing 
your finals (for freshmen, your first are 
your most important) , then the Tutoring 
Center has something for you . 
A 3-Day Workshop on how to prepare 
for and take final exams will be presented 
by Mr. Steve Davis. Coordinator of Stu- 
dent Counseling at DVC. You will receive 
selected topics from a 15 lesson $200.00 
course that will be FREE for all DVC stu- 
dents. The course will be offered Wednes- 
day, third period (11:20 a.m. to 12:10 
p.m.), November 19th. December 3rd. 
(November 26th is Thanksgiving vaca 
tion).and December 10th. (Finals start 
December 12th.) 

If you have any questions concerning 
the workshop please stop down to the 
tutoring center (Siegal Hall basement) or 
call ext. 2309. 



ATTENTION STUDENTS... 

Job Experience to Complement Your Education 

If you <irc seeking part-time, full-time or live-in employ- 
ment in the human services field. PAI invites you to begin 
your professional career working with people who have a 
mental or physical handicap and need YOU. 



PAI WANTS: 

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PAI WANTS YOU... 

If you want professional growth while you share your life 
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DVC Accounting Majors 
Awarded at Dinner 

Three DVC students were awarded at 
the annual dinner of the Pennsylvania In- 
stitute of Certified Public Accountants 
(P.I.C.P.A.), Philadelphia Chapter for 
Relations with Colleges and Universities. 
Held October 28 at Williamson's on the 
top of the GSB building, City Line Ave- 
nue, DVC students Chris Boyle, Gayle 
Siegert and Mike Simone were among 
those college students given awards. Also 
attending were DVC faculty business 
teachers Barbara Kieffer and Maureen 
Mihalko. 

— Lecture — 

Wednesday, November 19, 1986 

JOHN D. CAPUTO, Ph.D. 

Department of Philosophy, 
Villanova University 

A Philosopher Looks at 
Technological Culture 

What perspective can a humanist bring 
to bear on the extraordinary expansion 
of technology in our age? What has this 
revolution done to our understanding of 
the human self, of art. of truth, of the 
traditional meaning of humanities? What 
is the difference between modern tech- 
nology and classical craftsmanship? 

Support provided by the Pennsylvania 
Humanities Council. 

Holiday Vacation Closings 

In observance of Thanksgiving, college 
offices will close at 4:30 p.m. on Wednes- 
day. November 26 and reopen at 8:30 
a.m. Monday, December 1. 

College offices will be closed on 
Wednesday. December 24, Thursday. 
December 25 and Friday. December 26. 
Offices will reopen at 8:30 a.m. on Mon- 
day, December 29. 

College offices will also close at 1:00 
p.m. on Wednesday, December 31 and 
will reopen at 8:30 a.m. on Friday. Jan- 
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Thinking of graduating into your own 
landscaping company? Doug Kale of 
Princeton. N.J.'s Kales's Nursery, will be 
at DVC to speak on starting a landscaping 
business this Monday, November 17, at 
7 p.m. in the Coffeehouse. 

Mr. Kale will follow his talk with slides 
illustrating landscape construction prob- 
lems and how he overcame them. 

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remember sleep isn't a necessity but 
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will be one against one. Do you think I 
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you forgot to protect your sneakers. Put 
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Vicki (11) shown here in some 1986 footage 
getting up for a return 

Athlete of the Week: 

Let's not leave volleyball yet without 
saluting one of the most productive players 
on Coach Fox's team. Senior setter. Vicki 
Keener has been a virtuoso at setter for 
the past four seasons and helped lead 
the lady's volleyball team to their 1986 
record of 7-10. 

Vicki is a biology major from California 
Area High School and lives in California. 
Pa. and she'll be a member of Coach 
Gary Pento's basketball team this winter. 
For her setting, hard work and dedica- 
tion. Vicki Keener is our Athlete of the 
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LYCOMING WINS FIFTH STRAIGHT 
AS DELAWARE VALLEY FALTERS, 30-7 



Heber. Shaffer. Voell engulf LV quarterback 
Tomorrow is Chuck. Tom and all the seniors 
day to pounce, hit and hold 

"Dr. Livingston I presume" is a most 
appropriate way to begin this commen- 
tary. Back on November 8, 1871, adven- 
turer Mr. Stanley, after many, many 
months of searching in the deepest, dark- 
est jungles of Africa for his beloved col- 
league found him and threw that most 
appropos line at the one and only Dr. 
Stanley Livingstone. And then. 1 15 years 
later. Delaware Valley College played a 
football game against quite a tough oppo- 
nent The weather didn't cooperate and 
the field and general playing conditions 
reminded one of a jungle or swamp. But 
the weather didn't seem to bother the 
visiting Warriors of Lycoming as they 
racked up 30 big points on the always 
tough Aggie defense enroute to a 30-7 
victory. 

Unlike Mr. Stanley finding Dr. Living- 
stone, the Aggies have yet to find their 
offense DVC totaled 140 yards in total 
offense (81 rushing and 59 passing) while 
the Warriors collected 345 yards in total 
offense. The Warriors. 10th ranked in 
the Lambert Poll (poll for small eastern 
college football teams) . controlled the play 
the entire way. 



Lycoming struck first midway through 
the first quarter when junior tight end 
James O'MaOey (114 yards on four recep- 
tions for the day) was on the receiving 
end of a 53-yard touchdown pass from 
senior quarterback Larry Barretta, out of 
St. John Neumann in Philadelphia, and 
the Rusty Fricke kick gave the Warriors 
the early 7-0 edge. Then with time run- 
ning out in the second quarter, Lycoming 
drove down the field and capped their 
drive off with a 30-yard field goal by 
kicker Rusty Fricke, a senior out of Mea- 
dowbrook High and MAC leader in kick- 
ing points with 39, to make it 10-0. On 
the following DVC possession, a costly 
turnover resulted and two plays and five 
yards later O'Malley pulled in his second 
touchdown pass of the day from a strike 
by Barretta with just 1:33 to go until the 
half to give Lyco' the 17-0 cushion at half- 
time. * 

In second half action, running back Ron 
Rosati, a junior from St. John Neumann 
of Philadelphia, capped a six-play, 70- 
yard drive with a three-yard touchdown 
burst and the missed extra point made it 




Kicker John Ford hits a 30 yarder vs Lebanon 
Valley He didn't get a shot Saturday 



23-0. Rosati and Barretta would hook up 
for the final score of the day on a 13-yard 
pass play at 12:26 of the fourth quarter 
that finished a six -play, 80-yard drive 
with the big play being a 52-yard pass 
play from Barretta to senior wide receiver 
Rich Kessler out of William Tennent. 

Then, late in the fourth quarter, run- 
ning back Jim Wilson took the handoff 
from senior quarterback "Walt Kobryznski 
and on the halfback option. Jim passed 
the pigskin into the awaiting arms of Jon 
Wilson (three catches, 36 yards) for the 
17-yard score which ended a two-play, 
19-yard drive. The big play which set up 
the touchdown was an interception by line- 
man John Shaffer deep in Lycoming ter- 
ritory. And that's how it ended. 

The win puts Lycoming at 6-2, tied 
with Juniata for second place in the MAC 
with Susquehanna leading the division 
with an undefeated 8-0 record . The loss 
drops DVC to 3-4- 1 in the MAC and 3-54 
overall. The finale will be played next 
week when the Colonels from Wilkes 
College visit DVC for a 1 :30 start. Finish- 
ing out their season and their college foot- 
ball career next week will be a host of 
seniors who deserve a round of applause. 
Congratulations to fullback Joe Bello, 
center Brian Clapp. defensive back Steve 
Clark, tackle Mark Butcher, linebacker 
Greg Currie, running back Tim Goll, mid- 
dle linebacker Jim Hannon, lineman Joe 
Harby, defensive back Mike Heisy, de- 
fensive lineman Chuck Heiber, quarter- 
back Walt Kobryznski. running back Tom 
Lewandowski, lineman Jesse Perkins, 
tight end Chris Snyder, defensive lineman 
Tom Voell, defensive back Mike Williams 
and receiver Jon Wilson. Best of luck on 
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by John Litzke 

• Hagler-Leonard fight is set for April 6 
and may be the richest fight ever! 

• Boston will not renew the contracts of 
Tom Seaver and Tony Armas for the 
1987 season. 

• Ruland and Barkley fall to injuries this 
week. Ruland with a very bad knee and 
Barkley with a bruised spleen received 
in a game last week against Indiana. He 
should be back after the west coast road 
swing and Ruland's status is unknown. 
Sixers remain in second place, V2 game 
behind Boston as of last Sunday. The 
rest of the division has New Jersey, New 
York and Washington all with one win 
in five tries. Injuries plaguing the entire 
NBA as the season just gets underway. 

• Flyers' goalie Bob Froese is very unhap- 
py with the severe lack of playing time 
he is receiving so he demands a trade 
and Philly will try to accommodate 
him. Look for Froese to go to either 
L.A. or Winnipeg. Flyers are atop 
Patrick Division with one point lead 
over Pittsburgh and six point lead over 
third place N.Y. Islanders. Flyers 
played Detroit Thursday, play the New 
York Rangers tonight on channel 57 
and play Washington Sunday night on 
Prism. 

• In pro football last Sunday it was: 
Chicago 23, Tampa Bay 3 

N.Y. Giants 17, Philadelphia 14 
San Diego 9, Denver 3 
New Orleans 6, L.A. Rams 
Houston 32, Cincinnati 28 
L.A. Raider 17, Dallas 13 
Washington 16, Green Bay 7 
San Fransisco 43, St. Louis 17 
Minnesota 24, Detroit 10 
New England 30, Indianapolis 21 
N.Y. Jets 28. Atlanta 14 
Buffalo 16, Pittsburgh 12 
Kansas City 27, Seattle 7 
Monday night it was: 
Cleveland 26. Miami 16 



• This Sunday, week 1 1 of the NFL 
season it will be: 

Detroit at Philadelphia 
Chicago at Atlanta 
Houston at Pittsburgh 
Miami at Buffalo 
N.Y. Giants at Minnesota 
New Orleans at St. Louis 
Seattle at Cincinnati 
Tampa Bay at Green Bay 
New England at L.A. Rams 
Kansas City at Denver 
Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets 
Dallas at San Diego 
Cleveland at L.A. Raider 
Monday night it will be: 
San Fransisco at Washington 

• Houston Astors manager Hal Lanier 
was named National League manager 
of the year. Meanwhile in the American 
League, Boston manager John McNa- 
mara was named American League 
manager of the year after leading his 
Boston Red Sox into the World Series 
and to a regular season record. In other 
baseball news this week Tony Pena, 
Jesse Barfield and Glenn Davis hit 
home runs to lead the United States All- 
Star team to a 9-4 victory over a team 
of Japanese All-Stars in Tokyo. Davey 
Johnson's team finished the tour with a 
6-1 record. Barfield's homer tied him 
with Von Hayes of the Phillies for the 
final American team leaders in home 
runs with four. Tony Pena was named 
MVP and Pittsburgh pitcher Rick Rho- 
den won the final game of the tour. 

• Eagles release tackle Tom Jelesky and 
have lost the services of quarterback 
Ron Jaworski for the rest of the season 
with a severe injury to a finger on his 
throwing hand. Randall Cunningham 
steps in. Why wasn't Randall in from 
the start? This should be Jaworski's last 
season!? 

• Portland center Sam Bowie, out of 
University of Kentucky, may miss the 
rest of the 1986-87 season following 
an overtime win over Dallas in which 
he fractured his right shin bone. 

• Mets' pitcher Dwight Gooden is nego- 
tiating a new contract that would pay 
the 21 year old pitcher . . . $1.32 milli- 
on dollars. And I'm still in college mak- 
ing the minimum wage. 

• Former Maryland University basketball 
coach is giving serious thought to coach- 
ing in the NBA. More later 

• In major college football action this past 
Saturday it was: 

Penn State 17, Pitt 15 
Miami 37, Pitt 10 
Arizona St. 49, California 
Michigan 31, Purdue 7 



Nebraska 35, Iowa St. 14 
Oklahoma 77, Missouri 
Illinois 20, Iowa 16 
Boston College 38, Temple 29 
Penn 42, Lafayette 14 
Auburn 52, Cincinnati 7 
Stanford 28, UCLA 23 
Florida 31, Georgia 19 
Baylor 29, Arkansas 14 
Clemson 38, North Carolina 10 
Ohio St. 30, Northwestern 9 
Florida St. 45, South Carolina 28 
Notre Dame 62, SMU 29 
Texas 30, Houston 10 
Furman 59, Davidson 
Troy St. 50, Tenn-Martin 30 

• In college football games of interest it 
was: 

Widener 13, Albright 10 
N. Carolina A&T 20, Del. St. 17 
Susquehanna 21, Juniata 14 
Gettysburg 31, Dickinson 
Wilkes 21, FDU 14 
Muhlenberg 20, Catholic 6 
Moravian 34, Upsala 7 
Washington & Lee 28, Ursinus 7 

• In high school games last week and 
weekend it was: 

Frankford 27, Olney 6 
Washington 6, Martin Luther King 6 
Southern 22, W. Philadelphia 16 
Bartram 14, Franklin 6 
Bok 24, Overbrook 13 
Central 25, Germantown 8 
Lincoln 6, Mastbaum 
Roxborough 34, Edison 
N. Catholic 12, Father Judge 7 
Cardinal O'Hara 31, St. James 14 
Arch. Carroll 17, Roman Cath. 
Monsignor Bonner 10, St. Josephs 
St. John Neumann 6, W. Catholic 
U. Dublin 48, Lower Moreland 16 
Hatboro-Horsham 16, Springfield 7 
Pennsbury 14, William Tennent 13 
Council Rock 34. Truman 
W.C. Henderson 31, Coatesville 7 
Lansdale Cath. 18. Perk. Valley 
Ger. Academy 13, Arch. Kennedy 12 
Penn Charter 37, Haverford Sch 21 
Quakertown 28, Cheltenham 6 
Wissahickon 20. Upper Moreland 6 
Souderton 34, Plymouth-White. 19 
Neshaminy 47. Bensalem 3 
Abington 14, Norristown 6 
C.B. East 7, Pennridge 6 
C.B. West 10. North Penn 
Dobbins 12. Un. City 
Willingboro 22. Bishop Egan 12 
Bishop McDevirt 14. Arch. Ryan 7 
Card. Dougherty 8, Bishop Kenrick 
Archbishop Wood 20. LaSalle 6 
• Newly acquired Chicago Bear quarter- 
back Doug Flutie went 23 of 30. two 
touchdowns and 301 yards Psyche' 
He was for 1 . 




Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #10: 

Who am I In the NFL? 1 was an all- 
pro wide receiver for the Kansas City 
Chiefs and an Integral part of the 
Chiefs Super Bowl years. I stand 6-3 
and weigh 215 and I could run like a 
deer and leap like a gazelle. In 1971, 
I gained over 1000 yards In pass re- 
ceptions. He was quarterback hen 
Dawsons favorite target and attend- 
ed college at Prairie View A&MJust 
outside of Houston. 

No one got week *8 question. The 
question was: When the NHL expanded 
in 1976, who were the two teams which 
came into the National Hockey League? 
(Hint was that one team is still active in 
the league.) Answer: The Washington 
Capitals and the Kansas City Scouts. 

If you think you know the answer to 
this week's question , all you have to do it 
put your name, box *, and answer on a 
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With only a few weeks left in the col- 
lege football season and with bowl talk 
beginning to brew, here's how the major 
divisions look along with some divisions 
of special intprest: 



Conference standings 



Records through Saturday's games 


IVY 


Cont AN Games . 


LEAGUE 


W L T W L T 


Penn 


5 8 


Cornell 


5 7 10 


Brown 


3 2 4 4 


Harvard 


2 3 2 6 


Princeton 


2 3 2 6 


Dartmouth 


2 3 2 6 


Yale 


14 2 6 


Columbia 


5 8 


M 


Con! All Games 


10 


W L T W L T 


Michigan 


6 9 


Ohio St 


6 8 2 


Minnesota 


4 2 5 4 


Iowa 


3 3 6 3 


Mch St. 


3 3 5 4 


Indiana 


3 3 6 3 


Wisconsin 


2 4 3 7 


Illinois 


2 4 3 6 


Purdue 


15 2 7 


N western 


6 2 7 


M 


CoM AN Games 


8 


W L T W L T 


Oklahoma 


5 8 10 


Colorado 


5 5 4 


Nebraska 


4 10 8 10 


Iowa St 


2 3 5 4 


Okia St 


2 3 4 5 


Kansas Sl 


14 2 7 


Missouri 


14 2 7 


Kansas 


5 3 6 



SOUTH- 


CoM 




All Gamas 


EASTERN 


w 


L 


T 


W L T 


Alabama 


4 








8 1 


Auburn 


3 


1 





8 1 


Georgw 


3 


2 





6 3 


Mississippi 


3 


1 





6 2 1 


ISO 


3 


1 





5 2 


Miss. St. 


2 


2 





6 3 


Florida 


2 


3 





5 4 


Kentucky 


1 


3 





4 4 1 


Tennessee 





3 





3 5 


Vandertxlt 





5 





1 8 


SOUTH- 


Conf. 


/ 


M Gamas 


WEST 


W 


L 


T 


W L T 


Texas A&M 


5 








7 1 


Arkansas 


4 


2 





7 2 


SMU 


4 


2 





5 4 


Baylor 


4 


2 





6 3 


Texas Tech 


4 


2 





6 3 


Texas 


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Vol. XXI, No. 12 

Friday, November 21, 1986 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



Happy 
Thanksgiving! 



Where's the Discipline 
Around Here? 

Dear Editors, 

An R.A. is a very special person — a 
person who has taken on a job that few 
people would choose to perform. It's a 
job with few benefits other than the per- 
sonal satisfaction that they're willing to 
perform a task of great responsibility — 
and are able to do it effectively. 

The R.A.'s job is a very difficult task. 
We are often disliked, called names, ridi- 
culed and laughed at by our resident stu- 
dents. We deal with many problems which 
occur in the resident halls, and we are 
put under a great deal more stress than 
the average student. 

Because of this, we are greatly disturbed 
by the disciplinary actions administered 
by the administration to the offenders of 
residence hall policies and related of- 
fenses. The R.A.'s have a job to do and 
they do it quite well. However, the 
powers delegated to the R.A.'s, and their 
effectiveness, is greatly hampered when 
disciplinary action is delayed or com- 
pletely discarded in many cases. 

In particular, we are talking about the 
athletes. For example, an incident occur- 
red in a female dorm in which several 
athletes (in particular, football players) 
were involved. This incident went before 
the Student Conduct Committee and a 



decision was rendered to the President of 
the college, Dr. Feldstein. 

However, no action was ever taken to 
discipline or punish these students. We 
want to know one thing — WHY?!! Is it 
because they are athletes?? Rumor has it 
that a decision won't be made until foot- 
ball season is over. Consequently, we 
won't know because no one will com- 
ment on the situation. 

If this is true, we think it stinksl! Ath- 
letes are supposed to be our "model 
students," and they are supposed to 
represent our school. (Personally, I 
would rather be represented by a dairy 
cow.) 

In order for us to have a well-run 
school, a place one enjoys living in, the 
administration must stand behind the 
R.A.'s and not fold to pressure put on 
them by team coaches. We are given 
these jobs on the basis of our ability to do 
the job effectively. What good are the 
R.A.'s if we are continually undermined 
by the administrative staff?! Because of 
this, the R.A. job is becoming one of 
great responsibility and authority without 
any backing power. 

The question I would like to raise in 
writing this letter is — If the R.A.'s 
aren't afraid to do their jobs, why 
are the administrators? 

Name withheld 
upon request 




DVC F.I. STUDENT 

RECEIVES INSTITUTE 

SCHOLARSHIP 



Four students ieceived scholarship 
awards from the Philadelphia Section of 
the Institute of Food Technologists (IFT) . 
The awards (three of $1,700 and one of 
$1,200) were presented at the Section's 
November meeting by awards chairman 



George LoPresti (Campbell Soup Co.). 
Recipients show are (L to R); Gregory 
Mattern, DVC; Karen Kolaetis, Univer- 
sity of Delaware; Linda Clark and Linda 
Garzarella, Drexel University. 



DVC IS: FACULTY 

by Annmarie Whitesell 

During the course of the semester you 
have come to love them, hate them, ad- 
mire them and thanked your lucky stars 
you do not have their job. The people I 
talk about are your professors. In the 
next couple of editions of Ram Pages, 
our staff has decided to take a close look 
at some of the memories they have col- 
lected while teaching at DVC. 

Dr. Miller, Head of Biology Depart- 
ment: "I was teaching microbiology lab at 
night one summer. There was a hurri- 
cane brewing outside, and suddenly all 
the power went. We turned down all the 
Bunsen burners to a yellow flame and I 
continued with the lecture and exercise. 
The atmosphere was really romantic. In 
fact, a marriage resulted from that class, 
and from what I understand, it's still 
going strong." 

Dr. Onr, Head of Chemistry Depart- 
ment: "My students have given me a lot 
of memories. The one incident that comes 
to mind is my old nickname 'lightning 
chalk'. My students, as a gag, made me 
a six-foot glow-in-the-dark piece of chalk. 
I think it's still in my basement some- 
where. I wonder if the kids still call me 
lightning chalk'? 

"Another good thing about teaching 
here was meeting my wife, who was one 
of the first female chemistry majors at 
DVC." 

Dr. Palumbo, Chairman of Food In- 
dustry: "My most satisfying moment as a 
professor occurs when I meet my students 
at professional meetings or out in the in- 
dustry. To see my students being suc- 
cessful or achieving their goals, makes it 
all worthwhile." 

If you have any memories, insights or 
good stories you would like to share with 
Ram Pages, please get in touch with Ann 
Whitesell via P.O. Box 785. 



Christmas Dinner / Concert 

You are invited to join The Delaware 
Valley College Band and Chorale on 
Sunday, December 7th at 5 p.m. as they 
welcome in the upcoming season of 
Christmas. If you have longed to hear 
the traditional carols of this season, set 
this date aside for a very special evening. 
Hors d'oeuvres will be served around the 
wassail bowl at 5 p.m. complete with en- 
tertainment and toasting. Following the 
toasts, a three-course dinner will be served 
in the candle-lit Student Center Auditori- 
um. The auditorium will be transformed 
into an old-fashioned setting with several 
scenes used by the performers. During 
the course of the evening, the audience 
will be invited to join in the singing of 
their favorite carols. The cost of the 
evening is $25 per couple or $12.50 for 
a single ticket. Reservations are sug- 
gested due to limited seating and a self- 
addressed envelope with a check cover- 
ing the amount should be mailed to: 
Liberal Arts Department, Concert Series, 
Delaware Valley College, Doylestown, 
PA 18901. For further information call 
345-1500. 





Smilin' Steve Zenko was recently named Direc- 
tor of Admissions. He moves up from Associate 
Director to his new post (Bob Sauer wiil stay 
with Financial Aid as his main responsibility, 
helping you impoverished students pay the 
bills!) Photo/DVC Public Info. 



This Week on * 
Campus 

by Wendy L. Unger 

FRIDAY. NOVEMBER II 

Men's BB (A) vs. Cabrini, 
8 p.m. 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21 

Hiel Auction, APR 

Men's BB (A) vs. Beaver, 
3:30 p.m. 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 23 

34 days until Christmas" 
Bttl Rein's lucky day! 
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24 

Wresting (A) vs. Brown, 4 p.m 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25 

Men's BB (A) vs. Eastern, 8 p.m. 
Thanksgiving Break begins at 4 p 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27 

Than ksgjving Day! Enjoy a good 
home-cooked meal 

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28 

Women's BB (A) vs. GaBaudet 
Tournament, 6 p.m. 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 29 

Men's BB (A) vs. Urstnus, 7:30 p.m. 

Women's BB (A) Gaflaudet 
Tournament, 2 p.m. 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 1 

Men's BB (H) vs. Kings, 8 p.m 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 2 

Thanksgiving break ends 8:30 am 

(boofl. 

Women's BB (H) vs. Upsala, 7 p.m 

tY. DECEMBERS 

Men's BB (A) vs. FDU-Madtoon. 
8 p^m. 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4 

Women's BB (A) vs. Drew, 7:30 





198788 R. A 
APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE 

"We Need A Few Good 
Men and Women!" 

The Residence Life Office is accepting 
applications for Resident Assistant staff 
positions for the 1987-88 academic year. 
Applications and reference forms may be 
obtained from the Residence Life Office 
on the second floor of the Student Cen- 
ter. All completed forms must be returned 
no later than Friday, December 12, 1986. 

To apply, you must have lived on 
campus here at DVC for at least one 
semester. You must be in good academic 
standing and be able to communicate 
well, make quick decisions and exhibit 
good judgement in difficult situations. It 
will give you the opportunity to become 
a vital part of our campus community. 

Appointments are made for one se- 
mester, with renewals based on overall 
performance. The remuneration is the 
cost of your room plus a $240 salary for 
your first year. Each applicant will be 
notified as to the scheduling of their in- 
terviews early next semester. 

You are strongly encouraged to apply! 
This is your chance to take an active role 
in improving campus life at DVC. Being 
a Resident Assistant nils a unique role as 
a leader and teacher. Employers are 
looking for people who have this type of 
experience in supervision and counseling 
in a working situation. You will receive 
training, assistance and the satisfaction of 
doing a good job. 

If you have any questions or would like 
any further information, please feel free 
to talk to a Resident Assistant, or stop up 
in the Residence Life Office and talk with 
Mrs. Somerville or Mr. Lombardi. Pick 
up your application packet today and re- 
member, "we need a few good men and 
women." 

RESIDENCE LIFE BITS 

Anyone wanting to change rooms for 
the spring '87 semester should make 
their requests known at the Residence 
Life Office by Tuesday, November 25th. 
Your name will be placed on a waiting 
list, and we will attempt to honor your re- 
quest as circumstances permit. 

A limited number of both male and 
female on-campus housing opportunities 
will be available second semester. If you 
are interested in moving onto campus in 
'87, stop by the Residence Life Office at 
your earliest convenience. 

Residence Life: 
Dorms Take No Vacations! 

All dormitories will remain open over 
the Thanksgiving break. All residents are 
reminded to secure their rooms by lock- 
ing windows and doors and also un- 
plugging all electrical appliances. 
The female residence halls will be locked 
during the entire vacation period, so all 
female students must use their access 
cards to enter the buildings. If you plan 
on staying in the dormitory over the 
break, please inform the Residence Life 
Office before Friday, November 21st. 

No meals will be served after the din- 
ner meal (4:30-5:30 p.m.) Tuesday, 
November 25th. The first meal served 
after the break will be the dinner meal on 
Monday, December 1st (5-6 p.m.). Our 
traditional Thanksgiving dinner will take 
place on Thursday, November 20th. 
Please make reservations for one of the 
searings. The Food Committee will be 
taking reservations that week in the cafe- 
teria lobby. 

Have an enjoyable Thanksgiving Day 
and a pleasant extended weekend. 

PLEASE NOTE: An electrical shut- 
down to do emergency repair work has 
been scheduled over Thanksgiving break. 
The power may be shut off for em ex- 
tended period of time during that time. 
Please plan accordingly. 



Notes from Underground 

(at the Library) 

Some new magazines you might like 
to browse through downstairs at the Li- 
brary include Harrowsmlth, a cross be- 
tween Country Journal and Mother Earth 
News. Glossy, fun to read, the articles 
cover topics from weeds for your supper 
to super efficient housing. Another new 
item this year is Maclean's, the Canadian 
equivalent to Time or Newsweek. It's in- 
dexed in Reader's Guide so you can find 
material by subject too. 

The Library has been increasing its 
collection of computer related jour- 
nals to include A + , for APPLE users, 
BYTE, Collegiate Microcomputer and 
Computerworld 

In January look for the start of our 
new subscription to National Geographic 
Research. It combines the beautiful lay- 
out of National Geographic with more sci- 
entific text. It should be a useful addition. 

Do you know that our Library belongs 
to a cooperative of 33 local college li- 
braries? DVC students and faculty are 
eligible to borrow books directly from 
these libraries. A signed letter of in- 
troduction from our library is the only 
requirement. 

For more information and a list of li- 
braries belonging to the Tri-State College 
Library Cooperative (TCLC) ask at the 
Circulation Desk. 

FINALS SCHEDULE 

Thurs., 12/11 & ft _ . 

Fri 12/12 °-^ a.m. -midnight 

Sat., 12/13 9 a.m. -3 p.m. 
Sun., 12/14 2 p.m. -midnight 

Mon., 12/15 
Tues., 12/16 

Wed., 12/17 8:30 a.m. -midnight 
Thurs., 12/18 
Fri., 12/19 

Sat., 12/20 9 a.m. -12:30 p.m. 
Sun., 12/21 CLOSED 
Mon., 12/22 8:30 a.m. -4:30 p.m. 



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Bucks County Honey Show 

The Annual Bucks County Honey 
Show was held on Thursday, November 
13, 1986 at DVC. The show was spon- 
sored by the Bucks County Beekeepers 
Association in conjunction with the DVC 
Student Beekeeping Club. The show 
was judged by Dr. Bob Berthold, the col- 
lege's beekeeping specialist, and he was 
assisted by Mr. Clarence Smith, the Pres- 
ident of the College's Beekeeping Club. 

Criteria for the judging of the honey 
was clarity, freedom from impurities, 
market appearance, freedom from crys- 
tals and moisture content. Mr. Al Effrig, 
who lives in Philadelphia but who keeps 
bees in Bucks County, took first place in 
the light honey and the amber honey 
categories plus a second place in the 
dark honey and in the beeswax. Based 
on his scoring the most number of points 
in the show, he was awarded the en- 
graved silver tray presented by the DVC 
Student Beekeeping Club. Other award 
winners were Mr. Don O'Bott of Chal- 
font who took first place in the dark 
honey category plus second in the amber 
honey category. Mr. Bill Boston of Fur- 
long, who just started keeping bees this 
year, took third place in the dark honey 
category. 

The next meeting of the Bucks County 
Beekeepers Association is scheduled for 
Thursday evening, March 26th, 1987, at 
8 p.m. in Mandell Hall on the DVC 
campus. 



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famed spy 
5 ...partridge 1n 

tree 

10 See 1-Across 

14 Mrthstone 

15 Words of denial 

16 Mr. Premlnger 

17 Type of word 

18 Certain playing 
card 

19 Well: Sp. 

20 Promptness 

23 Clothing size 
(abbr.) 

24 Zodiac sign 

25 Takes 1t easy 
(2 wds.) 

29 As hungry 

33 Enliven 

35 Living room: Sp. 

36 Opie's aunt 

37 Hockey great 

38 Spasm 

39 Vases 

41 Tending to stir up 
45 In a sloped 
manner 

47 Francis and Dahl 

48 Monetary worth 
(abbr.) 



49 Woman's name or 
song 

50 Scientist's work 

59 " and a Woman" 

60 Gay 

61 Capri, for one 

62 Sodium chloride 

63 Cordage fiber 

64 But: Fr. 

65 Catch sight of 

66 Contestant 

67 Adam's grandson 

DOWN 

1 Player's turn 

2 Highest point 

3 Infield cover 

4 Italian architect 

5 West Indies Island 

6 Sweet wine 

7 Small case 

8 Military equipment, 
for short 

9 Drive back 

10 Associates 
familiarly 

11 "It's game" 

12 Map notations 
(abbr.) 

13 Charged particles 
21 Certain doctoral 

degree (abbr.) 



22 Jacques Cousteau's 
domain 

25 Picture game 

26 Make a great effort 

27 Classic movie 
western 

28 Type of vote 

29 Heart chambers 

30 Dine at home 
(2 wds.) 

31 Like Jacques Brel 

32 The Marx Brothers' 
"A Day at the " 

34 Part of a circle 

40 The age of some 
septuagenarians 

41 Geometric curve 

42 In a cliche^ 
manner 

43 M*A*S*H star 

44 Daily occurrence 1n 
England 

46 avion 

50 Alleviate 

51 Certain holiday, 
for short 

52 Insect appendage 

53 Water pipe 

54 Formerly 

55 Approaching 

56 "No man island" 

57 Sundry assortment 

58 Robert Stack role 



NOTICE 
TO OUR READERS 

Due to the Thanksgiving break, Ram 
Pages next issue (No. 13) will be avail- 
able Friday, December 5. 

Our first day back at DVC will be cap- 
ped off by our 7 p.m. PIZZA MEETING. 
At this time we will discuss the usual 
"next issue" assignments, layout the 
paper, edit, count article lengths and 
organize SANTA LINE sales. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, eat a hearty 
meal and take it easy. Christmas holidays 
are just around the corner. 



Christmas Dinner Dance 

The Men of Farm 1 and Student Gov- 
ernment would like to announce their 
Second Annual Semi-Formal Christmas 
Dinner Dance on Saturday, December 
13. A hot buffet will be served and all 
students, faculty, administration and staff 
are welcome. Tickets will be on sale No- 
vember 20-December 5 in the Cafeteria. 
The price for admission will be $15 a 
couple and $8 for a single. It will be an 
event you will not want to miss!! 



ATTENTION STUDENTS... 

Job Experience to Complement Your Education 

If you are seeking part-time, full-time or live-in employ- 
ment in the human services field, PAI invites you to begin 
your professional career working with people who have a 
mental or physical handicap and need YOU. 



PAI WANTS: 

* people who are caring and 
enthusiastic 

* people who can use their 
education or life ex- 
perience to build a career 

* people who respect the 
rights of others with 
disabilities 



PAI OFFERS YOU: 

• training and continuing 
education 

• challenging, rewarding 
experience 

• flexible schedule— full- 
time, part-time, live-in 

• professional career ad- 
vancement opportunities 

• a chance to share yourself 
with others 

• excellent fringe benefits 

PAI WANTS YOU... 

If you want professional growth while you share your life 
with those who need you most. 

Gain the valuable experience PAI can give you by calling 
(215) 822-6417 for your application or by sending your 
resume to: 




Prospectus Associates, Inc. 

Twin Park Industrial Center • 3151 Advance Lane 
Colmar. PA 18915 • (215) 822-6417 



W = Wrestling 
WBB = Women's Basketball 
MBB = Men's Basketball 



Delaware Valley College 
1986 DECEMBER 1986 




Sunday 




Annual Christmas 
Dinner & Concert 

Featuring . . . 
DVC Band & Chorale 

APR • 5-10 p.m. 



wm 




Monday 



NO CLASSES 



MBB/Kings/H/8 p.m. 



8 




WBB/Moravian/H/7 p.m. 



15 



FINALS 



22 




28 




29 



Tuesday 



2 



Classes resume at 

8:30 a.m. Follow a 

Friday schedule. 

W/Wiiliamson/A 
WBB/Upsala/H/7 p.m. 



9 




MBB/Elizabethtown/H/8 p.m. 



16 



FINALS 



23 



Faculty & Staff 
Christmas Party 

3 p.m. 



30 




Wednesday 



3 




"STARMAN 

APR «9p.m 
MBB/FDU/A/8 p.m. 



10 



Speaker on 
World Terrorism 

APR • 7:30 p.m. 
Sponsored by Hillel 

W/Swarthmore & Del. State/ A 
WBB/Scranton/H/7 p.m. 




FINALS 



24 



Christmas 
Eve 



31 



Neu? Year's 
Eve 

Welcome 1987! 



Thursday 



FFADAY 

Linda Black 

Caesar's Pub • 9 p.m. -midnight 
WBB/Drew/A/7.30 p.m. 



11 



Reading Day 

No more classes! 

Campus Film: Target 

APR • 9 p.m. 
Christmas Dinner in Cafe 



18 



FINALS 



25 




MERRY 
CHRISTMAS 



Registration Schedule 

Seniors 
Juniors 

Sophomores 



Jan 12th 



Freshmen 

Classes 
begin 



Jan. 13th 



Jan. 14th 



Friday 



5 



DVC Drama Play 

"Jack & the Beanstalk* 

Starts at 7:30 p.m. 
in the coffeehouse 

4H Awards Ceremony 

APR 



12 



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"Jack & the Beanstalk" 

7:30 p.m. • Coffeehouse 

W/York Spartan Toum./A/10:30 a.m. 
WBB/Miseracordia/H/2 p.m. 
MBB/Drew/A/7:30 p.m. 



13 



Semi-Formal 
Dinner Dance 

APR 

FINALS 



20 



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Dorms and Dining Hall 
both will close. 

Have a great holiday break! 

FINALS END 



27 



Happy Hanukkah 




APICS Scholarship and 
Paper Competition 

The Bucks- Mont Chapter of the 
American Production and Inventory 
Control Society, Inc. is offering a five- 
hundred dollar ($500) scholarship to a 
DVC junior. Candidates must have com- 
pleted BA3129 Production Management 
and have a 3.0 or higher GPA. 

See Dr. Avery, 119 Feldman, for more 
information. 

A cash award will be made for outstand- 
ing student papers on production, man- 
agement and inventory control topics. 
This is open to students currently enrolled 
in BA3129 Production Management. 

See Dr. Avery or Mr. Simone for addi- 
tional details. 



On Wednesday, October 20. a delegation of Chinese visited the campus to learn more about DVC's methods 
in processing and storage of foods The five guests and their USA contacts toured the facilities and lunched 
with members of the faculty and administration Displayed in the photograph, where the group posed in front 
of the Library, is the delegation's gift to the school, a panda bear wallhanging Photo/ DVC Public Info 



NAMA MEETING 

The Del Val Chapter of NAMA (Na- 
tional Agricultural Marketing Associa- 
tion) will meet Tuesday, November 
18, 1986 in Feldman (Ag.) 122. We 

are close to getting our charter through 
the Chesapeake Bay professional chapter 
so we need to get officers elected and 
dues paid! Also, we will go over the final 
draft of our constitution. Membership is 
open to all DVC students who desire to 
get that "competitive edge" through : 

• developing professional knowledge 
and career contacts; 

• developing communication and lead- 
ership skills; 

• discovering internship and job oppor- 
tunities; 

• gaining exposure in the agribusiness 
industry. 

Initial dues are $20 payable as soon as 
possible. Don't miss out on this chance 
to gain valuable experience and exposure 
on a professional level. 

If you have any questions, see Dr. 
Avery or any NAMA member. 



Veterinary Medicine: 
Bio Club Presents Speaker 

Two DVC graduates will talk on their 
veterinary careers on Tuesday, Decem- 
ber 2 at 4:10 p.m. in Mandell 216. 

Tim Ireland '85, in his first year at 
Penn, will present the view of a new stu- 
dent in a program. He spent one year as 
lab animal technician at Rohm and Haas 
Co. 

Dr. Linda Silverman Bachin 78, who 
now is DVC's Poultry Diagnostic Lab 
director, will speak from the viewpoint of 
a seasoned professional. She received 
her veterinary training at Penn also. 

All interested majors are welcome. 
Questions/answers will follow. 



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SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

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More DVC Floriculture 
Students Honored 

$1,300 in scholarships was awarded 
to DVC students in 1986 by the P.F.A. 
(Pennsylvania Florists Association). The 
P.F.A. is a non-profit trade and educa- 
tional association that represents the 
whole spectrum of the floriculture indus- 
try in Pennsylvania. The association was 
founded in the early 1950's and has 
grown to represent Pennsylvania's floral 
growers, suppliers and retailers. The 
organization has awarded thousands of 
dollars in scholarships to DVC floriculture 
students since 1985. This year Joan 
Comly, a sophomore, received $350; 
Mary Lou Zuck, a junior, received $600; 
and Patricia Duffy, a senior, received 
$350. 



DVC Players presents... 
"Jack & the Beanstalk" 

Fri. 12/5 7:30 p.m., Coffeehouse 

Sat. 12/6 12 noon, Hot Dog 

Theatre, Coffeehouse 

Sun. 12/7 7:30 p.m., Coffeehouse 

Characters include: Joe Ryan as 
the giant, Kevin Dickmyer as Jack, 
Bonnie Anderson as Jack's mother, 
Nick Shvidrik as junior, Missy Brangan 
as the wife, Jon Boyd as the stranger 
and Donna Albert as Dame Isobell. 

Call 345-1500, ext. 2216, for ticket 
information. Limited seating. 



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Week Long Christmas Sale 

Mon 12/1 All clothing 30% OFF 
Tues 12/2 All tapes 20% OFF 

Wed. 12/3 Trade in your old posters 
for $ 1 off a new poster 
Thurs. 12/4 50% OFF all 

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time to spare. And if you need a quick 
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Right up to the last minute. 

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AG MARKETING COOP 

SERVES UP 
TASTY INVESTMENTS! 

by Margaret Freeman 

A kick off breakfast introduced AGRI 
BUSINESS MARKETING ASSOCIATES 
to the quality agricultural products they 
offer to the college family and neighbor- 
ing community. Maple syrup starred at 
this breakfast. The 100% pure maple 
syrup from Pennsylvania's Bradford 
County tasted delicious on the peach frit- 
ters and waffles. 

While members ate. the other products 
available for sale were noted. 

From Georgia come the famous pecans 
in large halves. As part of the 1986 har- 
vest these nuts left the trees just prior to 
shipping a few weeks ago. This fresh crop 
is available in plain or butter roasted. The 
plain pecans make an excellent baking 
ingredient or snack. As a snack the butter 
roasted pecans are outstanding. 

Also, a good performer for those try- 
ing times of what to eat is Tom Sturgis's 
pretzels in special decorator tins and 
Goode's potato chips. 

Marketing manager, Mr. Frank Hoff- 
man, chaired this meeting and described 
how our efforts can serve a need for the 
community in the upcoming snack period 
of final exams and the cooking and gift 
giving period of the winter holidays. This 
should be an excellent opportunity for 
the cooperative stockholders to see how 
excelk*nt- quality agricultural products are 
wanted by the public. And for the public 
to enjoy an easy avenue to satisfy its 
needs. 

Members of the Agricultural Sales and 
Marketing class can answer any specific 
questions for you and can provide you 
with prompt delivery of all the products. 
You can ask these people: Joe Ryan. 
Tish Duffy, Frank Hoffman, Eric Vanden 
Berghe, Steve Smyth, Jackie Heflich, 
Dan Hoke, Jim Fania, Robert Martucci, 
Beth Whetstone, Lisa Schweitzer, David 
Hirtle, Tracy Snyder, Tim Kohl, Bette- 
Lynne Andrefsky and Margaret Freeman. 



Food Committee Meeting 

The Food Committee has scheduled 
another open meeting with all interested 
students. The meeting will be held Mon- 
day, November 24 at 4:15 p.m. in the 
Student Government Room of the Stu- 
dent Center. 

The committee members have held 
meetings with the Dining Service and the 
M.W. Wood Company. The committee 
appreciates help from students and would 
like to meet with them to report the 
results from their most recent meetings. 

Thank you. 

The Food Committee 
Clair Thompson 
Greg Christiansen 
Dave Sports 




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Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. linger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, John 

Nicholson, Melanie O'Neill, Brian 

Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

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Athlete of the Week: 

With the football season concluding 
for DVC and its Aggies last weekend, 
let's salute a group, no, an infantry of 
war horse, rock solid, fighting men who, 
week in and week out, open up holes for 
fleet footed backs, put awaiting defenders 
on their butts during sweeps and pro- 
tected their quarterback as they were a 
fortress protecting a king. 

This is the Aggie offensive front and 
we salute the following men, three of 
which are seniors and three of whom will 
return. At tackles, there was Dave "Chief 
Hannichick, a 6-3, 247 lb. sophomore 
from Hazelton H.S. in Hazelton. PA; 
Paul Liquori, a 6-2. 270 lb. senior from 
Haddon Heights H.S. in Runemede, 
NJ; and Jesse Perkins, a 6-0, 227 lb. 
senior from Palmyra H.S. in Palmyra, 
NJ. At guards there was Joe Harby, a 
6-4, 254 lb. senior from Walton Central 
H.S. in Walton. NY and Jim George, a 
6-1, 218 lb. freshman from Pottsville 
H.S. in Marlin, PA. Anchoring the whole 
line, the middle cog if you will, is center 
Brian Clapp, a 5-11, 215 lb. senior from 
Taconic Hills H.S. in Hillsdale, NY. 
Congratulations guys, for a fine season, 
for your dedication and hard work and 
for being named Athletes of the Week. 

BOYLE LEADS E.M.O. 
TO THE PROMISE LAND 

Chris "Heisman Hopeful" Boyle passed 
for over 200 yards and a touchdown to 
lead E.M.O. to Intramural Champions. 
The game was played in a steady rain. 
But rain, sleet or snow could not stop 
Boyle who wants the Heisman bad. 
Scoring the touchdown was Mike Zendt. 
Adding the extra point was Jim Bauzon. 
The offensive line did a great job protect- 
ing Boyle despite the conditions. They 
were Jim Bauzon. Steve Smyth and 
Steve Botto. 

The defense was led by Tim Brennan. 
Jim Bauzon. Wayne Lutzey and Dennis 
Williams. Those four constantly had 
pressure on the quarterback. Cy Rother, 
Vince Pastore and Bill Boyle were also a 
key in the victory. They covered the re- 
ceivers like glue. E.M.O. finished the 
season 6-0. 

They are now ranked *2 and waiting 
to see if they get a bowl bid Also, we will 
have to wait and see if Chris "Heisman 
Hopeful" Boyle will win the Heisman. 

1. Miami (FL) 10-0 

2. E.M.O 6-0 

3. Oklahoma 9-1 

4. Arizona State 9-0-1 

5. Nebraska 9-1 

6. Ohio State 9-2 

7. Michigan 9-1 

8. Alabama 9-2 

9. L.S.U 7-2 

10. Penn State 10-0 

11. Washington 7-2-1 

12. Texas A&M 8-2 

13. Arizona 7-2 

14. Auburn 8-2 

15. Arkansas 8-2 

16. Stanford 7-2 

17. UCLA 6-3-1 

18. Baylor 7-3 

19. Clemson 7-2-1 

20. Iowa 7-3 

21. North Carolina State 7-2-1 

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AGGIE OFFENSE AWAKENS BUT DROPS FINaALE TO 
WILKES; FIRST WILKES WIN OVER DVC SINCE 79 



by John Litzke 

The ending of two events in history 
took place last Tuesday and last Satur- 
day. Sixty-eight years ago last Tuesday, 
the Armistice was signed between the 
Triple Entente and the Triple Alliance to 
put an end to the first World War. And 
last Saturday, the 1986 DVC football 
season came to a close with an offensive 
surge that would put a scare into even 
Von Hindenberg's shoes but the 20 points 
DVC scored wouldn't be enough as 
Wilkes outlasted the Aggies 24-20. 

DVC started the scoring at 8: 14 of the 
first quarter when a very fine 12-play, 
59-yard drive was completed by senior 
quarterback Walt Kobryznski as he ran it 
in from two yards out to give DVC the 
quick jump 7-0. The touchdown was set 
up by the DVC rushing attack and con- 
tributing to that attack was Kobryznski, 
Jim Wilson, Joe Belb and Tony Sandone. 

The Colonels would come right back 
three minutes later when junior wide re- 
ceiver Tony Digrazia took an end around 
and sped down the sideline untouched 
45 yards for the score to make it 7-7. 
John Ford knocked through the first of 
his two field goals, this one from 29 
yards out, to put DVC up 10-7 at the 
14:18 mark of the second quarter. Wilkes 
kicker Sean Meagley would knock one 
of his own through at 10:10 to tie the 
score. 

With time running out in the half DVC 
suffered a temporary setback when, with 
only 0:09 remaining, senior Colonel 
quarterback Brad Scarborough (13 of 24 
for 126 yards) hit junior flanker Ron 
Ulitchney with a 15-yard touchdown 
pass and the half ended with the score 
17-10. 

The first half stats were relatively even. 
The intensity level of this DVC team was 
reaching its peak and a win for the seniors 
in their final game would have been the 



most satisfying aspect and probably would 
have made up for all the inconsistency 
and frustration on offense this season. I 
think this was the one thing on each 
member of the 1986 team's minds as 
they ran out for second half action. 

Wilkes mounted on their lead, how- 
ever, as following a DVC turnover senior 
running back Dean Ambosie took it in 
from one-yard out at 9:35 of the third to 
give Wilkes the semi-comfortable 24-10 
lead. 




DVC wasn't done yet though as junior 
running back Jimmy Wilson capped off a 
fine 13-play, 69-yard drive and ran it in 
from three yards out to make the score 
24-17 with plenty of time remaining. 
Wilson, who's really done it all year for 



the Aggies, ran for 136 yards on 33 car- 
ries to give him his second 100 + ground 
gain of the year and gave him a total of 
740 yards for the season. Wilson raised 
his career rushing mark at DVC to 2. 150 
and he is sure to shatter the all-time DVC 
rushing record of 2.311 set by Eric 
Reynolds in 79-'82. (He'll need 161 
yards next season. The record should be 
his by the third game next season, if not 
sooner.) 

Then with 10:30 left in the game DVC 
was sitting pretty on the Colonel 16 and 
on fourth down chose to kick the field 
goal and John Ford did from 26 yards to 
make it a tighter 24-20. Ballgame. Why 
not go for it when you are that close to 
the goal line? It's so easy to second guess 
and that was probably the right decision 
being that the fourth quarter was only 
four minutes and 30 seconds old. 

DVC would fight until the end, but 
there would be no more scoring as it fin- 
ished up 24-20. 

Some football firsts occurred as a result 
of the loss to Wilkes. It marked DVC's 
first losing season since 1978, marked 
Wilkes' first winning season since 1974 
and it marked the first time Wilkes has 
defeated DVC since 1979. 

The final stats had DVC up in almost 
every category. DVC led in rushing, 60 
carries for 245 yards to Wilkes' 25 carries 
for 121 yards, first downs with 16 to 
Wilkes' 12, total offensive plays with 77 
to Wilkes' 49 and in total offense with 
314 yards to Wilkes' 237. The only im- 
portant stat they were edged out in was 
the score. 

Let's not leave the 1986 season with- 
out some tributes. Congratulations to all 
the seniors on a fine season and con- 
tinued success and congrats to the whole 
DVC team and coaching staff for their 
dedication, hard work and stamina. 
Thank you. 







LITZKE'S 
SPORTS' BRIEFS 

by John Litzke 

• Cy Young Awards were given out this 
week and I don't think there was any 
doubt as to who would be getting 
them. In the National League it was 
Mike Scott of Houston who was 18-10 
in '86 with a major league leading 306 
strikeouts and led Houston to the Na- 
tional League finals. In the American it 
was Roger Clemens, the Boston fire- 
baller, who led the Sox into the World 
Series and finished the '86 season with 
some incredible statistics. League lead- 
ing era of 2.48, 238 strikeouts, which 
was second in the league, beat every 
team in the league at least once and 
had a 24-4 record to show it. 

• Temple University has landed two of 
the highest touted basketball players in 
the country and both are out of the 
same Michigan High School. Mark 
Macon, a 6-4 shooting guard and 6-5 
Shawn Randolph each signed letters of 
intent to attend Temple. Both are 
Street & Smith's High School all- 
Americans with Macon averaging 32 
points and 10 rebounds and Randolph 
averaging 21 points, 14 rebounds, 3 
blocks and 4 steals. Way to go Owls. 

• Pete Rose, Cincinnati's player/manag- 
er, has taken himself off of the roster to 
make room for a highly touted pros- 
pect. Rose could now be picked up by 
some other team but Reds officials said 
that would be unlikely as Rose will still 
remain Reds manager. 

• In major college football last week with 
the season winding down it was: 
Miami, FL 23, Tulsa 10 
Oklahoma 28, Colorado 

Pitt 20, Rutgers 6 
Boston College 27, Syracuse 9 
Tennessee 22, Mississippi 10 
Nebraska 70, Kansas 
Northwestern 24, Michigan St. 21 
Minnesota 20, Michigan 17 
Penn St. 24, Notre Dame 19 
Arkansas 14, Texas A&M 10 
Alabama 24, Temple 14 
Baylor 23, Rice 17 
Oregon St. 10, BYU 7 
Texas 45, TCU 16 
SMU 13, Texas Tech 7 
Ohio St. 33, Wisconsin 17 

• Big, big showdowns tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Nebraska vs. Oklahoma 

USC vs. UCLA 
Penn vs. Cornell 
Penn St. vs. Pitt 
Michigan vs. Ohio St. 
Arizona vs. Arizona St. 

• In college football games of interest: 
Delaware 27, Navy 14 
Villanova 28, Widener 9 

West Chester 7, Millersville 3 
(W.C. wins Division crown) 

Dickinson 21, Ursinus 7 

Army 56, Lafayette 48 

Susquehanna 26, Albright 
(Susquehanna wins MAC crown) 

Gettysburg 14, Franklin & Marshall 13 

Moravian 14, Muhlenberg 

Juniata 35, Upsala 15 

Lycoming 30, Lebanon Valley 13 

Edinboro 57, Fairmont St. 33 

Lehigh 17, Bucknell 7 

Penn 17, Harvard 10 



• Knees and Hubie Brown are bothering 
Patrick Ewing, Knicks star center. 

• And, wait a minute, Andrew Toney re- 
tire? Sources say he's thinking about it. 

• The University of Texas women's bas- 
ketball team is ranked *1 in preseason 
poll. Louisiana Tech, Tennessee, 
Auburn and USC round out the top 
five. 

• Don't miss this one for the world. 
January 2, 1987, Fiesta Bowl, Penn 
St. vs. Miami, National Champion- 
ship, should be a classic. 

•In NFL action in week number 11 it 
was: 

Detroit 13, Philadelphia 11 
N.Y. Giants 22, Minnesota 20 
Miami 34, Buffalo 24 
Pittsburgh 21, Houston 10 
N.Y. Jets 31, Indianapolis 16 
Chicago 13, Atlanta 10 
New Orleans 16, St. Louis 7 
Cincinnati 34, Seattle 7 
New England 30, L.A. Rams 28 
Green Bay 31, Tampa Bay 7 
Denver 38, Kansas City 17 
Dallas 24, San Diego 21 
L.A. Raiders 27, Cleveland 14 
Monday night it was: 
Washington 14, San Francisco 6 

• Sunday it will be: 
Philadelphia at Seattle 
Buffalo at New England 
Dallas at Washington 
Denver at N.Y. Giants 
Detroit at Tampa Bay 
Green Bay at Chicago 
Indianapolis at Houston 
Minnesota at Cincinnati 
Pittsburg at Cleveland 
Atlanta at San Francisco 
Kansas City at St. Louis 
New Orleans at L.A. Rams 
Monday night it will be: 

N.Y. Jets at Miami 

• Sixers need help in the size depart- 
ment. Remain one game behind Bos- 
ton as of Sunday. Moses grabs season 
high 21 rebounds and buckets 38 
points in Washington's win over In- 
diana. Oh no! 

• Flyers pummel Caps Sunday night to 
take the lead in the Patrick by a point. 
Who would've thought the Flyers would 
be jockeying for position with the Pitts- 
burgh Penguins. 

• In high school action this past week 
and weekend it was: 

Frankford 51, Martin Luther King 8 
W. Philadelphia 22, University City 6 
Southern 28, Overbrook 9 
Central 42, Gratz 6 
Dobbins 14, Roxborough 
Bok 14, Bartram 
Lincoln 3, Olney 
Washington 27, Germantown 12 
Northeast 35, Mastbaum 
Franklin 36, Edison 
McDevitt 25, Father Judge 6 
Cardinal O'Hara 9, St. James 7 
Arch. Carroll 28, St. Joseph's Prep 7 
Arch. Wood 13, Bishop Egan 

• The Public and Catholic League play- 
offs are set: Tomorrow at Veterans 
Stadium in South Philly the Catholic 
playoff double-header will feature: 
McDevitt vs. Wood at 1 p.m. Then for 
the Northern Division, Archbishop 
Carroll vs. Cardinal O'Hara at 3:30 
p.m. Also tomorrow, the Public League 
finalists will be found at the conclusion 
of the Public League playoff double- 
header at Northeast when Frankford 
meets Central at 10:30 a.m. and Bar- 
tram meets Northeast at 1:30 p.m. 

• In other high school action it was: 
C.B. West 9, Souderton 6 
Pennridge 34, Wissahickon 7 
Kennedy 20, Bristol 
Lansdale Catholic 28, Pottstown 
Norristown 27, North Penn 16 

♦Neshaminy 17, Pennsbury 14 
Bensalem 19, Truman 18 
Quakertown 14, Upper Merion 7 
Penn Charter 28, Germantown A. 18 
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Sports Quiz 

QUESTION #11: 

In 1980, the Philadelphia Eagles 
made It to the Super Bowl for the 
first time In a long time, but lost to 
the Oakland Raiders 27-10. That 
year Wllbert Montgomery had a year 
only some backs dream of, can you 
name the Eagles offensive line that 
opened those gaping holes for Wll- 
bert In the 1980 season? 

No one got the week *9 question: A 
pair of young forwards were the two top 
scorers in the ABA in 1972-73. Both left 
college with eligibility remaining in order 
to turn pro. One was Julius Erving of the 
University of Massachusetts and the Vir- 
ginia Squires who scored 31.9 points per 
game in 1972-73 to top the ABA. Who 
was runner-up? (Hint: He was a team- 
mate of Doc's in the middle to late 70's.) 
Answer: George McGinnis, who averaged 
27.6/game and spent just one season at 
Indiana University. 

If you think you know the answer to 
this week's question, just put your name, 
box # and answer on a slip of paper and 
put it into box 951. If your correct an- 
swer is drawn you'll win a free meal. You 
can't win if you don't play. 



P-Whitemarsh 14, Methacton 9 
Springfield 10, Upper Moreland 7 
William Tennent 19, Council Rock 
Penn Wood 28, Unionville 
Hatboro-Horsham 35, L. Moreland 14 
Abington 42, Cheltenham 
C.B. East 21, Coatesville 7 
North Carolina heads Associated Press 
preseason college basketball poll. Fin- 
ishing out the top five are Louisville, 
Indiana, Purdue and Nevada Las 
Vegas. 




Football standings 

(Through Friday) 

PUBLIC League 

North Dfviaion W L T 

a Northeast 5 1 

Frankford 5 1 

Washington 4 1 1 

Lincoln 3 3 

ML. King 2 3 1 

Olney 1 5 

Mastbaum 6 

x -clinched div 

League 

Mid-City Divi sion W L T 

x Central 5 

Dobbins 3 2 

Roxborough 2 2 1 

Germantown 2 2 1 

Grau 2 3 

Edison 5 

x-clinched div 

League 

West Division W LT 

x Bartram 5 1 

Franklin 3 1 2 

Bok 3 1 2 

Southern 3 2 1 

West Phila 3 3 

University City 1 4 1 

Overbrook 6 

x-clincrted drv. 

CATHOLIC League 

Northern Division W L T 

Bishop Egan 6 1 1 

Bishop McDevitt 6 2 

Father Judg-j 5 2 1 

Arch. Wood 5 3 

Arch. Ryan 4 4 

Card. Dougherty 4 4 

North Cath 3 5 




I 

x St. James 6 

St. Joseph's 5 2 

Arch. Carroll 4 3 

Card. O'Hara 4 3 

Msgr. Bonner 3 3 1 

St. J. Neumann 3 4 

West Catholic 2 4 1 

Roman Catholic 7 

x -clinched dfv 



Overall 
W L T 



6 
6 
5 
3 
3 
1 
1 



2 
2 
1 
4 
5 
7 
6 





1 
1 
1 





Overall 
W L T 



7 
4 
4 
2 
4 






1 
1 






Overall 
W L T 



7 
5 
3 

4 
4 
2 




2 
1 
1 
1 




Overall 
W L T 



6 
6 
5 

5 
4 
4 
3 



1 


1 










..170 
..170 


1 8 
1 8 


Southern Division 


League 
W L T 


Overall 

WIT 



7 
6 
6 
6 
5 
3 
4 








1 


1 




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DVC MEN'S BASKETBALL '86'87: 
CONSISTENCY ON OFFENSE AND DEFENSE IS BIG KEY 




1986-87 



by John Litzke 

Head coach Bill Werkiser takes a strong 
team with an even mix of rookies and 
veterans into the 1986 DVC men's bas- 
ketball season. 

Coach Werkiser is in his second season 
as head coach at DVC after coming over 
from a very successful program at Norris- 
town H.S. "Our practices have been go- 
ing well, everybody is getting anxious to 
start the season and we're gelling together 
as a unit, so I'm pleased," commented 
Werkiser. "Our scrimmages will answer a 
lot of things," continued Werkiser. Things 
that need to be answered are, who will 
start at point guard? Will the new three- 
point shot be to the advantage of DVC's 
hot outside shooting? And, will DVC 
play a consistent offense and defense 
throughout the season? This is one of 
coach Werkiser's major concerns coming 
off the 4-20 season of 1985-86. 

The strength that coach Werkiser talked 
about was the team's experience and the 
weaknesses which need to be worked on 
were with turnovers, fouling and execu- 
tion. If these facets of the game can be 
worked out, look for a strong showing by 
the 1986-87 squad. 

DVC has added a J.V. team due to 
the increased number of recruits this sea- 
son. The J.V. schedule includes 17 
games and will serve as the farm club of 
the Varsity. The J.V. will be coached by 
Mark Werkiser. 

The rest of the league has gotten a bit 
weaker, but nothing really to call home 
about. The MAC remains one of the 
toughest divisions in Division III with the 
pre-season favorites being Scranton, 
Kings and Muhlenberg. DVC begins their 
season tonight vs. Cabrini away. We 
wish them much success. 

Dwight Weldon— Dwight is a 6-2 
sophomore forward from Wissahickon 
H.S. in Ambler, PA. Dwight has one of 
the most consistent and deadly shots 
around. With that shot Dwight made 
120 of 239 shots in '85-'86 at an average 
of 13.7/game and also led the team in 
rebounds with 107. Dwight played in 22 
games last season and should play a big 
role in '86-'87. 

John Boone— John is a 6-6 junior 
center from Olney H.S. in Philadelphia. 
In the 12 games he played last season, 
John averaged 8.6 points per game and 
five rebounds. John is essential to the 
success of this year's team with his inside 
work and rebounding. 

Bryan Haskins— Smooth is a 6-1 ju- 
nior guard/forward out of a fine Ben 
Franklin H.S. basketball program and 
lives in Philadelphia. In '85-'86, Smooth 
played in 23 games hitting 62 of 155 
shots for a 6.9 avg./game. He finished 
with 21 assists, 20 steals and 40 rebounds 
and will either come off of the bench or 
start for DVC this season. 

Joe Cherry— Joe is a 6-3 sophomore 
forward out of Cheltenham H.S. in 
Cheltenham, PA. Joe's play really took a 
step up last season and contributed in a 
big way. Last season, Joe averaged 7.6 
points on 59 of 123 shooting. His shoot- 
ing and defensive skills are a real plus for 
the team and he should see a lot of action. 



Joe Butte— Joe is a 6-1 sophomore 
guard out of Overbrook H.S. in Philadel- 
phia. Towards the beginning of the sea- 
son Joe wasn't seeing much playing time 
but towards mid-season that all changed. 
When inserted into the starting lineup, 
Joe did the job of a seasoned veteran. 
He averaged 8.7 points/game in 23 
games, 71 assists, 28 steals and 57 re- 
bounds were his other totals. He's duel- 
ing for the starting point guard spot and 
should have a strong season. 



James Dudley— James is a 64 soph- 
omore forward/center out of Bartram 
H.S. in Philadelphia. James will play an 
important role as backup center this sea- 
son and should see his share of playing 
time. His size should help on the boards 
when the banging gets heavy underneath. 
James averaged 2.9/game in 17 games 
last season. 

Eric Ford— Eric is a 5-6 junior guard 
out of Penn Wood H.S. in Philadelphia. 
Last season Eric averaged 11.5 points/ 




MEN'S BASKETBALL 


WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 


NOVEMBER 






NOVEMBER 






FRI 21 CABRINI 


A 


8 00 PM 


FRI 28 GALLAUDET TOURNAMENT 


A 


6 00 PM 


SAT 22 BEAVER 


A 


3 30 PM 


SAT 29 GALLAUDET TOURNAMENT 


A 


2 00 PM 


TUE 25 EASTERN 


A 


8 00 PM 








SAT 29 URSINUS 


A 


7 30 PM 


DECEMBER 












TUE 2 UPSALA 


H 


700 PM 


DECEMBER 






THU 4 DREW 


A 


7 30 PM 


MON 1 KINGS 


H 


8 00 PM 


SAT 6 MISERICORDIA 


H 


2 00 PM 


WED 3 FDU MADISON 


A 


8 00 PM 


MON 8 MORAVIAN 


H 


7 00 PM 


SAT 6 DREW 


A 


730 PM 


WED 10 SCRANTON 


H 


7 00 PM 


TUE 9 ELIZABETHTOWN 


H 


8 00 PM 


JANUARY 






JANUARY 






THU 8 ALBRIGHT 


A 


700 PM 


THU 8 ALBRIGHT 


H 


8 00 PM 


SAT 10 WILKES 


H 


6 00 PM 


SAT 10 WILKES 


A 


8 00 PM 


TUE 13 CABRINI 


H 


7 00 PM 


THU 15 CATHOLIC 


H 


800 PM 


SAT 17 ALLENTOWN 


H 


600 PM 


SAT 17 ALLENTOWN 


H 


8 00 PM 


TUE 20 KINGS 


A 


7 00 PM 


MON 19 MUHLENBERG 


H 


800 PM 


THU 22 DREW 


H 


700 PM 


FRI 23 SUSQUEHANNA 


A 


8 00 PM 


SAT 24 LEBANON VALLEY 


H 


2 00 PM 


SAT 24 JUNIATA 


A 


7:30 PM 


MON 26 CEDAR CREST 


H 


600 PM 


MON 26 MORAVIAN 


H 


8 00 PM 


TUE 27 ST ELIZABETH 


A 


7 00 PM 


WED 28 SCRANTON 


H 


8.00 PM 


THU 29 WIDENER 


A 


7 00 PM 


SAT 31 WILKES 


H 


8A0PM 


SAT 31 FDU MADISON 


A 


7 30 PM 


FEBRUARY 






FEBRUARY 






MON 2 SPRING GARDEN 


A 


8 00 PM 


MON 2 SPRING GAROEN 


A 


6 00 PM 


WED 4 SCRANTON 


A 


8 15 PM 


WED 4 SCRANTON 


A 


6 15 PM 


SAT 7 MESSIAH 


A 


8 00 PM 


MON 9 KINGS 


H 


7 00 PM 


WED 11 FDU MADISON 


H 


800 PM 


WED 11 FDU MADISON 


H 


6 00 PM 


SAT 14 KINGS 


A 


800 PM 


SAT 14 LYCOMING 


A 


2 00 PM 


WED 18 LYCOMING 


H 


8:00 PM 


MON 16 UPSALA 


A 


7 00 PM 


SAT 21 DREW 


H 


200 PM 


HEAD COACH: GARY PENTO 






HEAD COACH: BILL WERKISER 













game on 115 of 240 shooting to make 
him second to Dwight in scoring. Eric, 
the quarterback of the team last season, 
is fighting for the point guard spot this 
season. Eric led the '85-'86 team in assists 
with 93 and in steals with 51. Eric uses 
his size and quickness to his advantage 
and will kill 'ya with his jumper. 

John Wlorek— John is a 6-4 sopho- 
more center from Hudbinge H.S. in 
Stockholm, Sweden. John played spar- 
ingly last season for coach Werkiser. 
With that one season under his belt, 
John should see increased playing time 
this season. He is a hard worker and very 
aggressive on the boards. 

Mark Spotts— Mark is a 6-5 junior 
forward center out of Carlisle H.S. in 
Carlisle, PA. Mark was felled by what 
was thought to be a career-ending knee 
injury towards the end of last season but 
has made a steady recovery and plans to 
return to the team after the Christmas 
break. In the 18 games he played last 
season, Mark averaged 2.7 points/game 
and had 52 rebounds. Mark is also a 
veteran of the MAC and should add the 
size and experience needed this season. 

The top freshmen who should see ac- 
tion on the Varsity team this year are: 

Gene Blanker— Gene is a 6-5 center/ 
forward out of St. John Neumann H.S. 
in Philadelphia. Gene should strengthen 
front court and rebounding. 

John Jones— John is a 6-3 forward 
out of Cardinal Dougherty in Philadel- 
phia. He is a prolific scorer and should 
add some real punch to the DVC offense. 

Mike Sutrynowicz— Mike is a 6-3 
forward from Cheltenham H.S. 

Jeff Bobb— Jeff is a 6-4 forward from 
Unionville H.S. 

Daiyll Mlnggia— Daryll is a 5-9 guard 
out of Reading H.S. Daryll has good ball 
handling skills and a nice outside shot. 
He should help in a backup role. 



Cross Country Update 
REGIONAL MEET 

On Saturday, November 15, the Har- 
riers of DVC traveled to Allentown Col- 
lege to participate in the Division III 
Regional Cross Country Meet. This was 
the last meet of the season for the team. 
During this meet the team not only ran 
against Middle Atlantic colleges, but they 
also competed against other eastern Divi- 
sion III colleges that were not in the MAC 
conference. 

The weather for the race was brisk 
with temperatures in the low 40's. The 
course became slick as the frozen ground 
thawed. This proved to be hazardous for 
some runners as they slipped and fell 
while going around rums. 

Overall the Harriers finished 19th out 
of 24 teams. Individually, David Spotts 
was 1st across the line for DVC finishing 
25th overall. Gary Kampmyer, Jim 
Enoch, John Thompson and Tom A wait 
round out the rest of the team's scoring 
top five. Tony Donifrio and Bill Brosky 
finished 6th and 7th for the team. 

The team finished the season with a 
disappointing 5-6 record. 



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WOMEN'S BASKETBALL: 
LADIES SHOOTING FOR THE TOP IN TOUGH MAC 







1986-87 

by John Litzke 

Unity and hard work were the two 
philosophies stressed by DVC's women's 
head basketball coach Gary Pento that 
were of significant importance as we 
head into yet another season of DVC 
lady Aggie basketball. 

"There are no individual stars on this 
team and there are no team goals," com- 
mented coach Pento. "If this team can 
stick together as a unit and play as a unit 
we will be competitive." 

Coach Pento hopes his team can im- 
prove on their 1985-86 record of 10-13 
overall, 3-7 in the MAC and he's got the 
firepower to do it, although his team's 
height and rebounding ability are major 
concerns. The MAC happens to be the 
toughest conference in Division III with 
Scranton already picked as the pre- 
season favorite. Kings College and Far- 
leigh-Dickinson will also be very strong in 
'86-'87. With his lineup this season, Pen- 
to plans to do many of the same things 
as he did last season. He would like to 
continue pressing on defense, fast break 
as often as possible and not have to run a 
set offense a majority of the time. 

The strengths of the women's team lie 
in their pressing, multiple defenses, fast 
break and their outside shot. "I have a 
few girls (like Darcell Estep, Lisa Long 
and newcomers Laura Rotz, Michele Shirk 
and Stacy Yoder) who can really shoot 
the outside shot well," said coach Pento. 
The weakness of this team are few but 
the few are pretty big. Pento would like 
to see the turnovers decrease from last 
year and watch more of the fundamentals 
exude from each of the ladies. Rebound- 
ing strength needs to be developed more 
and more if DVC is to compete success- 
fully in "the land of the sycamores" called 
the MAC. "We're a small team and that's 
my major concern right now. But if we 
play smart on the boards, box out and 
get position we should be alright." 

Pento has lost the services of some 
key starters from last year. Last season's 
high scorer, Mary Jo Bush has transfer- 
red, Kim Frey and Randi Kunkel are pur- 
suing alternate activities and Michele 
Heffner was lost to graduation . But with 
this new crop of freshmen and a balance 
of seasoned veterans, DVC wi'l be ready 
and waiting to take on the monster of the 
MAC. 

The 1986-87 lady Aggies shape up 
this way: 

Darcell Estep— Darcell is a 5-7 senior 
guard/forward out of Annapolis H.S. in 
Annapolis, MD. Fifi averaged 8.0 points/ 
game in '85-'86 and played in 23 of 24 
games. She was the team leader in assists 
and a virtuoso in the passing depart- 
ment. Fifi won the Coach's Award in 
'85-'86 and was the team MVP in '84- 
'85. Fifi's leadership, experience and 
scoring ability are crucial in the upcoming 
season. 

Lisa Long— Lisa is a 5-8 junior for- 
ward from C.B. East H.S. and lives in 
Doylestown, PA. Lisa, a veteran of the 
team, is a consistent and valuable role 
player. Last season she averaged 4.8 
points/game, had 111 rebounds which 
was second on the team and had the 
third highest free-throw percentage on 
the team As a freshman, Lisa received 



the Coach's Award and as a sophomore 
she received the honor of Best Defensive 
Player. 
Sharon Chapman— Sharon is a 5-4 

junior guard out o( Martin Luther King 
H.S. in Philadelphia. Sharon will be a 
backup point guard and shooting guard 
coming off of the bench. Her jumping 
and ball handling have improved signifi- 
cantly and she should strengthen the 
front court. 

Etta Smith— Etta is a 5-4 junior guard 
out of Frank H. Morriel H.S. and lives in 
Newark, NJ. Last season Etta was used 
as a role player but this season her job 
will be greater as she will be the backup 
point guard. Her ball handling skills have 
greatly improved and she is an outstand- 
ing defensive player. She has been re- 
garded as the most improved player re- 
turning to this year's team. Etta won the 
award for Best Defensive Player last sea- 
son and her attitude is team -oriented and 
very positive. 

Patricia Dollarton— Trish is a 5-11 
sophomore center out of Bishop Kenrick 
H.S. in Norristown, PA. Trish, in '85- 
'86, averaged 4.1 points/game in 22 
games and hauled down a total of 78 re- 
bounds. Trish is regarded as the strongest 
rebounder on the team and that will be 
her role this season along with scoring in 
the paint. Trish also has the knack for 
drawing the- foul. She adds a lot of life 
and enthusiasm to the team and to just 
about anything she does and that can 
only come as an asset. 

Personals 

R.M. & J.F. — Tell the thing in the cor- 
ner to shut the lights out! 

J.F. — Move the covers so you don't 
suffocate. 

To Mark, Dave and Clay — Sexy under- 
wear guys! 

R.M. — Who you gonna call? Ghost 
busters. 

Hey E.T. — Time to get up! 

Chipmunk — That was real cute. Sorry 
to hear that trout season has closed. 
Don't worry there's plenty of fish in the 
sea. Even though all yours keep swim- 
ming away from the main pond (DVC) . 
Don't worry sooner or later one has to 
stick around. They can't all transfer; can 
they? Your Roomie 

Stanley — He was looking good playing 
football. No shirt either. Oooops. 

Diane — What did you get on that test 
you studied so hard for? 

Norton — You and ripped can have a 
deep conversation. 

Marvin — You were gone for four nights 
and I didn't even get a chance to take ad- 
vantage of it. 

Seymour and I slept together Saturday 
night. Art 

Boz — Ford, what a finely constructed 
automobile. 

Boz - AND Y HOWER YOU DOING? 
Boz — If 1 buy a pizza will you help me 
eat it, preferably at the Ag Building. 
God — Where's the coolers 
Wags — Do you dance on tables much 
or just when you want to impress the 
sexy ladies? 

Woot — You're a wild woman on the 
dance floor — even better on the video 
machine. 

Wayne — I don't believe you stole my 
girlfriend! 

Regina — This one is for you! 

Joe P. — Hey did those comments get 
you — probably not. You filthy scumbag! 



Laura Rotz— Laura is a 5-8 freshman 
guard from St. Huberts H.S. in Philadel- 
phia. Laura was very highly recruited out 
of St. Huberts where she averaged 15 
points, six rebounds and eight assists her 
senior year. She was voted Most Athletic 
at St. Huberts, All-Catholic first team, 
Daily News All-Star and Neius Gleaner 
Player of the Year. Laura is dedicated 
and a very hard worker. She is a proven 
shooter and will play a big role this sea- 
son as she will be a starter at the shooting 
guard position. 

Michele Shirk -Michele is a 5-10 
freshman center/forward out of North 
Lebanon H.S. in Fredricksburg, PA. 
Michele's credentials are quite extensive 
including North Lebanon H.S. Female 
Athlete of the Year, Lebanon County 
first team All-Star, Lebanon -Lancaster 
County first team All-Star, Member of 
Big 15 Round Ball Classic-West Team 
and an 1100 point scorer. She scored 
560 points in her senior year averaging 
19.5/game, 11 rebounds and four as- 
sists. Michele has been regarded as the 
most promising freshman recruit and 
hope her massive scoring continues. 

Tammy Petraskle— Tammy is a 5-9 
sophomore forward out of Shikellamy 
H.S. and is from Sunbury, PA. In '85- 
'86, Tammy scored 245 points which 
was a high for the team and averaged 
11.1 points/game. Tammy can be seen 
pounding the boards in '86- '87 (95 re- 
Compound W — We know who you are 
and we're coming after you now! 

The Pumpkin Gang 

Wayne — Nice literature Jugs 

Daryl — No matter what you .say I'll kill 

you in quarters any day. I think you're 

blowing bubbles. 

Chris A. — I heard that you were boo- 

booed on Friday night. Is it true? 

Chris A. — You were getting nasty on 

Friday night. 

John — You name the place and the 

time and I will be there. 

Joell — O well, learn to live with it. 

Jamie — Is the rumor true? Remember 
pay backs are a B ---! 
Amy — What is that on your neck? 
Spike you ins — Is that right? 

Junior Farmer — There is a vacancy at 
the hotel. $5.00 a night. 

Super 7 — Look . . . The giant penguin! 
We're on a mission from God. Yeah right! 

Norton 

Seymour — Only one beer & Lucus. 
Yeah so what are you trying to say? 

Norton 

Barney — Goo-goo-ca-choo-oh-poo! 

Norton 
Art — How about the man with the ta- 
lented tongue! Norton 
Stanley — How about the sexual ESP! 

Norton 

Art & Seymour - P2T1 Norton 

Art & Stanley — You've got to show me 
and Seymour how to flirt. Norton 

EEEWWWAAANNN . . . 
EEEWWWAAANNN . . . 
EEEWWWAAANNN . . . Norton 

Seymour — Come on ... I want to go 
on the "Great EWAAN Adventure" 

Norton 

STOWOP - Norton 
Yo Art & Seymour — You swintches! 

Norton 

Wilbert — Thanks for the B-Q'd potato 
chips. They sure were good! 

Seymour, Art and Norton 



bounds in '85- '86) and scoring in the 
paint. At Shikellamy, she was a 1000- 
point scorer and was named Athlete of 
the Year in her senior year. 

Rhonda Hill— Rhonda is a 5-7 fresh- 
man guard/forward out of University Ci- 
ty H.S. in Philadelphia. She comes out 
of a good basketball program in Univer- 
sity City and could be a pleasant surprise 
in the scoring department. Rhonda has a 
lot of natural talent but needs to learn 
more of the fundamentals. She'll be a 
real asset on the DVC bench. 

Stacy Yoder— Stacy is a 5-8 fresh- 
man guard from Shikellamy H.S. and is 
from Sunbury, PA. In her senior year at 
Shikellamy, she was honored as Female 
Athlete of the Year and third team All- 
Athracite. As a senior she averaged 16 
points/game, four rebounds and led the 
league in average assists/game with 11. 
She is a real hard worker and the words 
"hustle" and "scrapper" would describe 
her type of play. 

Victoria Blazejewski— Vickie is a 
6-1 freshman center from W.B. Saul 
H.S. in Philadelphia. Vickie didn't play 
basketball in H.S. but earned her basket- 
ball reputation through CYO basketball 
(Catholic Youth Organization) and aver- 
aged 13 points, 11 rebounds and three 
assists. Her height is a big plus. inside 
when it comes to rebounding and scoring 
and her attitude couldn't be any better. 

Frank — I love you . Beth 

Frank — You're ugly and your mother 
dresses you funny. Carol 

Boz — Has it come up yet? 

Boz — Have I got the prescription for you. 

Doc 

Boz — I think you know what would be 
really really cute. I know I do. 

Michelle — Are you a transformer or 
what? 

Hank — Knock at girls much? There's a 
name for guys like you. 

Jill, Rynda and Liza — Congratulations 
on your first place at the show! Jim 

Eric — Have you ever considered a career 
as a referee in boxing? Drago 

Brooke, Jay, Ed, Chuck and Margaret — 
We would make great Ghostbusters! 
Huh? From the Bravest One-Sure! 

MLO — You're the sweetest. Remember 
10/18/86 and 11/7/86. From the one 
who wears Stetson! 

Dave — Why did you have a big smile 
on your face Sunday morning? 

Are you "happy?" 

Carmen — I'd rather be with the guy 

who's in my room! You owe me a new 

headlight! 

Sean — Try not to blow up the Chem 

Lab this week! Your Partner 

The Super 7 — Well girls there is no 

more VCR, no more MAN and no more 

KEGS! The worst thing is that no VCR 

means no more FLICKS! We'll just have 

to make our own! 

"IOU" everything in the world! 

Jay — I told you that you should've got- 
ten Tracy. She put you in the doghouse 
for not getting her to watch the movies 
with us. When are we going to play 
POKER and do shots of Yukon again? 
I will miss you over Thanksgiving and 
Christmas break! Jim 




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Vol. XXI, No. 13 

Monday, December 8, 1986 




1986 

SPORTS 

FINAL 

Santa Lines 
coming soon! 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



C.P.A. WILL SPEAK ON TAX REFORM ACT 



Walter M. Shea, a Certified Public Ac- 
countant from Langhorne, Pa., will speak 
on the impact of the new Tax Reform Act 
on the small business, Wednesday, Dec. 
10, from noon until 1 p.m. 

The Luncheon Seminar, sponsored 
by DVC and the Caritas Institute, will be 
held in the Coffee House of the Student 
Center. Included in the ticket price of $6 
per person is a soup-and-sandwich lunch. 

Seating is limited to the first 50 reser- 
vations, which can be made by calling 
the college's Business Division, 345-1500, 
extension 2213, by Dec. 8. 

Walter Shea, an individual CPA prac- 
titioner, has had tenure with the Internal 
Revenue Service, as well as with the 
Educational Testing Service and as lec- 
turer for Elmira College. He holds mem- 
bership in state and national institutes of 
CPAs, the AICPA Examination Commit- 
tee, the Lower Bucks Chamber of Com- 
merce and the United Way Planning and 

Bloodmobile 
Surpasses Goal! 

Everyone who participated in the No- 
vember 18th blood drive deserves a sin- 
cere thank you and the community's 
gratitude, from those who worked so 
hard to recruit donors, to those who 
were turned away for medical reasons 
and to those who successfully donated. 
We surpassed our institutional goal of 
150 pints and ended up collecting 193 
pints of blood. 

Below are the total class tallies of 
potential donors: 

Class of 1987 - 33 
Class of 1988 - 38 
Class of 1989 - 35 
Class of 1990 60 

Administration 
Faculty & Staff 
Congratulations goes out to the fresh- 
men class for doing such a superb job. 

Clair Thompson, R.A. on Wolfsohn 
Hall, was the winner for recruiting the 
highest number of potential donors on 
his floor. 

Our next bloodmobile is scheduled for 
February . . . Hope to see you there! 



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Allocation committees. His interests and 
experience have made him knowledge- 
able in the area of the current tax reform 
measures, about which he will speak at 
the seminar. 

The Caritas Institute at DVC was 
founded this fall, with the purpose of 
promoting the concepts of free enter- 
prise, free market and personal freedom 
through a series of seminars, symposia 
and workshops at the college. 

The institute at the college is designed 
to function as the educational arm of the 
Caritas Foundation, which was founded 
in 1985 for the advancement of the free 
market system, limiting governmental in- 
roads into that system and assuring per- 
sonal freedoms. The non-profit, tax- 
exempt organization is the brainchild of 
Wayne, Pa. resident Dominic Toscani, 
owner of Paris Business Forms Inc., 
Burlington, NJ. 



Winners of Deep Run Scholarship, $1,000 each 
— Gregory Mattern with Gene Fkkes, President of 
Deep Run Packing and Trustee 

Photo/DVC Public Info 



Talk On Terrorism To Be 
Held Wednesday At DVC 

Hillel of DVC presents Joe Pudder, 
ex-Israeli Commando, on "Terrorism: 
The Undeclared War Which Threatens 
the Survival of Western Civilization," 
Wednesday, Dec. 10 at 7:30 p.m. in the 
Ail-Purpose Room of the Student Center. 

Mr. Pudder has served on several 
presidential commissions and has been a 
coordinator of youth affairs for B'nai 
B'rith Division 3. 

For information call 345-1500, ext. 
X2387. 



THE ENVELOPE PLEASE... 

Trip for two to Florida lucky win* 
ners: On Thursday evening, Nov. 20, 
a number of students showed up at 
Caesar's Pub with suitcases, duffle bags, 
etc., in anticipation of winning the all- 
expense paid weekend trip for two to 
Florida. 

At midnight, the music stopped, thf.* 
lights went on and the drawing of the 
lucky ticket took place. 

The winner, we are proud to an- 
nounce, is Laura Chudowski '90 who 
resides in Miller Hall. Laura seemed a lit- 
tle stunned by the announcement but did 
assure everyone that she and her guest 
would be on the plane the following 
morning. 

That evening's Pub included the usual 
non-alcoholic beverages and music by 
Tom Walsh; also featured was "Saturday 
Night Live" comedian Frankie Pace. By 
all indications he was a big hit here at 
DVC with a standing-room-only crowd! 

Prior to the opening of the Pub that 
night, another drawing took place at the 
Thanksgiving Dinner in the Cafeteria . . . 

Color TV winner: The Residence 
Life Office in cooperation with DVC 
R.A.'s raffled off a 13" color television 
set; the winner of that drawing was Gene 









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Wengert. Robert Sauer, Jr. . Peter Gollmer, Gregory Mattern. Front row. left to right: Peter VlHari, President of 
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Winners of World Flavors Scholarships, $1,000 each 
Thomas Holmquist 78. Vice President of World Flavors. Inc 



FILLY DONATED TO DVC 

Animal Husbandry has received a 
donation of the three-year-old Standard- 
bred filly "Tobasco Sauce" from Leo 
Wetter and William Martin of New York. 

Fred Hofsaess reports that she will be 
bred next spring. Her sire is "Sonsam," 
who commands a stud fee of $40,000. 

This is a valuable gift to the college's 
Equine program, and much appreciated. 



Carl Schuchardt and Sandra Zimmie with 
Photo/DVC Public Info 



Bloemker '90, who resides at Wolfsohn 
7. 

Snack Bar Pepsi-Cola Sponsored 
Raffle Winners: Last Friday, Nov. 21, 
Dean Robert Tasker came down to draw 
the three tickets for the long-running 
Panasonic "boom box," personal radio, 
mug set raffle winners. Many commuters 
who frequent the Snack Bar were sure 
that they would be the ones to win, since 
they had received so many tickets for 
buying the specials-of-the-day for weeks. 
Many of us were disappointed, but some- 
body had to win! 

The lucky players were: Pam Estadt of 
Chalfont, who won the Panasonic "boom 
box;" Jane Bauer of Warrington, who 
won the Panasonic personal radio; and 
Dawnmarie Richard, of DVC, who won 
the set of pottery mugs. Two weeks be- 
fore this drawing, Dean Tasker was res- 
ponsible for drawing the three winning 
tickets for the three free cases of Slice 
soda, and again, he got three female 
winners: Kathleen M. Butler of Warring- 
ton, Lisa Castagnolo of Warrington and 
Natalie Bitto of Chalfont. Seems a little 
fishy . . . was there a female Warrington - 
Chalfont connection conspiracy to rig the 
drawing — or to influence Dean Tasker? 
According to the Dean of Students, it is 
all pure coincidence. Hmmm. 



This Week on 
Campus 



by W.H.R. 

^ FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5 ^ 

Feeling Hke a kid again? Treat yourself 
to that childhood favorite Jock and the 
Beanstalk, a DVC drama, starting at 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6 

Still didn't make it to Jack and the 

"* BeamtaM You can catch tt 7:30 p.m. * 

in the Coffeehouse. InvHe a friend! 

WBB (H) vs. Misericordia, 2 p.m. 

MBB (A) vs Drew, 7:30 p.m. 

* Wrestling (A) York Spartan Touma- * 
ment, 10:30 a.m. 

SUNDAY. DECEMBER 7 

Get into that holiday spirit with songs 
from DVC Band and Chorale at the 
Annual Christmas Dinner/Concert to 

MONDAY, DECEMBER 8 

WBB (H) vs. Moravian, 7 p.m. 

* TUESDAY, DECEMBER 9 * 

MBB (H) vs. EHzabethrown, 8 p.m 
^ WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 10 ^ 

Hillel sponsors speaker on World Ter- 
rorism, 7:30 p.m., APR 

» Wrestfcng (A) vs. Swarthmore/ .jl. 

w Delaware State 

WBB (H) vs. Scranton, 7 p.m. 

4> THURSDAY. DECEMBER 11 * 

No more classes!! But catch up on afi 
quizzes and exams today, Reading 

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Campus Films presents Target, 9 p.m. 

in the APR. 



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SATURDAY. DECEMBER 13 

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Sports Trivia Winner 

Congratulations to Alan Cohen for 
correctly answering trivia question *10 
which was: "Who am I in the NFL?" 

"I was an all-pro wide receiver for the 
Kansas City Chiefs and an integral part 
of the Chiefs Super Bowl years. I stand 
6-3 and weigh 215 and I could run like a 
deer and leap like a gazelle. In 1971, I 
gained over 1,000 yards in pass recep- 
tions. I was quarterback Len Dawson's 
favorite target and attended Prairie View 
A&M just outside of Houston." 

Alan's correct answer was Otis Taylor. 
Alan received a coupon for a free meal 
from Caesar's Pub. 

No one got question *11: "In 1980 
the Philadelphia Eagles made it to the 
Super Bowl for the first time in a long 
time but lost to the Oakland Raiders 
27-10. That year Wilbert Montgomery 
had a year only some backs dream of, 
can you name the Eagles offensive line 
that opened those gaping holes for Wil- 
bert in the 1980 season?" 

Answer— Tackles: Stan Walters, Jerry 
Sisemore; Guards: Petey Perot, Woody 
Peoples; Center: Guy Morris. 

Sports Trivia will resume in 1987 and 
remember, you can't win if you don't 
play. 

Two Responses To 
Presidential Question 

Dear Editors, 

As students of DVC, we would like to 
express our opinion concerning the selec 
tion of the college's new president. We 
feel that our new president should have 
no affiliation with our college at the pre- 
sent time. Just as each freshman class 
brings in a "breath of fresh air" we feel an 
outside individual would do the same. 
Our new president should be motivated 
and always willing to lend a hand in col- 
lege activities. He should always be will- 
ing to get involved in bringing out the 
maximum potential of the student body. 
The admiration that this individual pos- 
sesses towards our college is an impor- 
tant factor in electing a candidate for this 
position. This decision is one that should 
be given a great deal of consideration, 
because it determines the future well- 
being of DVC. 

Sincerely, 
Charles E. Baker 
Sophomore, Horticulture 
and David N. Hirtle 
Junior, Agribusiness 

Dem Editors, 

I am a firm believer in promoting from 
"within." An individual who would meet 
all of your qualifications and mine: 

(1) Keen business sense; (2) Experi- 
enced administrator able to deal with 
DVC's special needs; (3) Accepts new 
challenges, makes decisions and stands 
by those decisions; (4) Knowledgeable in 
both business and academic areas; (5) 
Personable, attractive, able to project 
a confident image, is DVC's own Mr. 
George West. 

Sincerely, 
Gayle Siegert '87 



FOR REASONS SCHOLASTIC IN NATURE, 

THE SPORTS COVERAGE YOU DEMAND WILL BE 

CONTINUED NEXT YEAR. HAVE A HOLY JOLLY 

CHRISTMAS AND A SAFE NEW YEAR 

FROM THE DVC SPORTS STAFF. 




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Personals 

Joe — I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 
Three strikes, three outs?? — Marie 
Joe — I will love you always! — Marie 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home awoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

/Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



ADDITION TO WOMEN'S 
BASKETBALL TEAM 

Vickie Mosby— Vickie is a 5-7 center/ 
forward out of Northeast H.S. in Phila- 
delphia. Vickie is in her first year with 
coach Pento's squad but played three 
years at Northeast. She should add re- 
bounding and inside scoring strength 
coming off the bench. 



DVC Dairy Captures Five Of 

Eleven Awards At The 
Bucks County DHIA Banquet 

On Nov. 21, Bucks County held their 
annual meeting of the Dairy Herd Im- 
provement Association. This year the 
DVC dairy received second high herd for 
milk production. Thirty-eight Holstein 
cows averaged 20,883 lbs. of milk for 
their 305 day production record. The 
Holsteins were als< third high herd in 
milkfat production with a 723 pound 
average. 

High producing cow in Bucks County 
was DVC Jemini Astra with 28.907 lbs. 
of milk in 305 days. The lifetime produc- 
tion award for fat was earned by DVC 
Kathleen totaling 9.090 lbs. of fat. 

The DVC dairy was also recognized 
for their Brown Swiss herd as having the 
lowest Somatic Cell Count (a naturally- 
occurring bacteria count) for the year. 

Many thanks go to Paul Knight. Larry 
Morris and the DVC work-study students 
for their hard work and quality labor in 
achieving this recognition for the college. 



FACULTY & STUDENTS 
ATTEND AG FORUM 

John Plummer. John Avery, Mary 
Palumbo and Julian Prundeanu repre- 
sented the college at the 1986 Forum 
"Critical Concerns of U.S. Agriculture," 
presented by the Philadelphia Society for 
Promoting Agriculture. The forum was 
held at the Union League in Philadelphia 
on Nov. 6. 

Also in attendance, as guests of this 
organization, were students Robert Frey, 
Robert Kapka, John Stierly and Jacque- 
line Heflich. 

Speakers included the most respected 
names in agriculture in the country: 
Hood from Penn State, Houck from U. 
of Minnesota, Evenson of Yale, William 
L. Brown from Pioneer Hi-Bred and 
Winston J. Brill of Agracetus. 



STAFF 

Editorsin-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, John 

Nicholson, Melanie O'Neill, Brian 

Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 






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Vol. XXI, No. 14 
Friday, January 23, 1987 



We're back, 

with all the news 

that fits! 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



A FRIEND FROM ABROAD TO ATTEND DVC 



by John Litzke 

It is my impression that Americans are 
dumb when it comes to foreign lands 
and foreign cultures, because we are so 
obsessed with our own. 

When a majority of Americans envi- 
sion the "Dark Continent" of Africa, we 
see clans or tribes living in jungles, scanti- 
ly clothed and searching for food; pre- 
slavery and an outdated notion at best! 
The same goes for Egypt and all its an- 
cient history of mummies, sphinxes and 
pyramids; there is little thought of a 
country involved in latter-20th century 
existence. And I would think one addi- 
tional picture of the African continent 
might enter our minds when contem- 
porary issues are brought up — a picture 
that is very understandable: the strife of 
Black Africans in the riot-torn, apartheid- 
diseased country of South Africa; and oil 
and power-crazy Khadafy in Libya. In 
the 80's, Africa is growing like wildfire 
with the rest of the world. 



I spoke with a future member of the 
DVC community last week. Lamin M.K. 
Sagnia is a resident of the smallest coun- 
try on the African continent, the Repub- 
lic of Gambia, which is located in West 
Africa and neighbors the countries of 
Senegal and Nigeria (see map) . The Re- 
public of Gambia has a population of 
900,000 and is 11,000 square kilometers 
in area. Gambia, a commonwealth, has 
a capital, Banjul, its largest city. 

The country is a democratic, capitalist 
nation, governed by a president (elected 
every five years) and a parliament. Gam- 
bia gained its independence, Lamin said, 
from the British in 1965 and has been 
recognized as a Republic since 1970. 

Along with being the smallest of Afri- 
ca's nation, it is also its most peaceful, 
stressed Lamin. Coup d'etats are foreign 
to this country. 

Gambia relies heavily on agriculture 
and its export, with a limited industrial 
economy or development for that mat- 
ter. Livestock such as beef and dairy cat- 



tle are raised and their goods harvested 
and used within the country. Peanuts, 
Gambia's leading cash crop, 90 percent 
of which is exported to Europe and Scan- 
dinavia. Fishing is an important industry 
also. 

Climatically, Gambia is quite dry and 
hot (it is located 50 km. from the epito- 
me of the dry and barren — the Sahara 
Desert)! According to Lamin, Gambia is 
suffering from drought right now. 

Islam is the official Gambian religion. 
People live in towns, in homes much like 
those we live in here, Lamin noted. 
Gambia is divided into five counties. The 
tribe, or clan, is still the main social group 
and Lamin happens to belong to one 
very famous tribe: if anyone recalls the 
book and movie Roots by Alex Haley, 
remember the Mandingo tribe — the tribe 
from which Kunta Kinte originated! Since 
the Moslem religion still allows for multiple 
marriages, Lamin's father has two wives. 
Lamin has four brothers — Baboucarr, 
Sulayman, Noah and Alphe — and two 



sisters, Kaddy and Nyiama, all grown. 

As for Lamin, he enjoys reading, soc- 
cer (he'll be a member of DVC's team 
this fall), basketball and speaking to and 
exchanging ideas with people, especially 
his American friends! 

Lamin will be a welcome addition to 
the DVC community and we wish him 
the best! 




SANTA LINES 
CAME TO TOWN, BUT... 

A slip-up in management of Ram 
Pages transportation, which occurred 
near the end of last semester, resulted in 
no annual Santa Lines issue for 1986. 
The editors regret that this is the first time 
in at least four years that this special issue 
did not find itself on campus. 

Thanks to those who bought the few 
Santa Lines sold; the editors hope that a 
larger Ram Pages staff size will pre- 
vent such an occurrence during VALEN- 
TINE LINES issue publication, which is 
scheduled for February 13. 

Contact John D. Ebert or Bill Rein, 
c/o P.O. Box 988, for refunds of Santa 
Lines purchased last December. We are 
sorry for any inconvenience caused by 
this situation. 



ITS COMING!! 

* THE BOAT SHOW 
* THE FLOWER SHOW 

and the ever popular 
• LIBRARY BOOK SALE 

Thursday, April 9th 



VOICES WANTED 
REWARD: ONE CREDIT 

The DVC Chorale is encouraging all 
students to come and sing this semester. 
Voices are needed in all sections: so- 
prano, alto, tenor and bass. 

One credit can be earned and applied 
to your Liberal Arts credits. Rehearsals 
are heard every Monday and Wednes- 
day during seventh period (beginning at 
4:15 p.m.). 

Lift your spirits and sing your way to 
spring! 



Search for 1988 

Miss Pennsylvania USA 

Now Underway 

Applications are now being accepted 
from all over the Keystone State for the 
annual Miss Pennsylvania USA Pageant 
to be staged this year for the third time in 
Monroeville, Pennsylvania, in the Grand 
Ballroom of the High Rise Howard John- 
son's Hotel on April 3, 4 and 5, 1987. 
The Miss Pennsylvania USA Pageant 
is an official Miss USA-Miss Universe 
Contest. 

There is "NO PERFORMING TAL- 
ENT" requirement, all judging is on the 
basis of poise, personality and beauty of 
face and figure. Entrants who qualify 
must be at least 17 years of age and 
under 25 years of age by February 1, 
1988, never married and at least a six- 
month resident of Pennsylvania, thus 
college dorm students are eligible. All 
girls interested in competing for the title 
must write to: Miss Pennsylvania USA 
Pageant, Tri-State Headquarters, Dept. 
S, 347 Locust Avenue, Washington, PA 
15301-3399 by February 28th. Letters 
must include a recent snapshot, a 
brief biography and phone number. 

Pursuant to the rights granted by Miss 
Universe, Inc., the girl chosen as Miss 
Pennsylvania USA will receive a 14-day 
all-expense paid trip to the site of the 
Miss USA Pageant nationally televised 
on CBS-TV early in 1988, competing for 
over $200,000 in cash and prizes. 
Among her many prizes, the new state 
winner will receive a $1,000 cash schol- 
arship and will select a $1 ,000 wardrobe. 

The new winner will be crowned by 
the current Miss Pennsylvania USA, Lisa 
Rynkiewicz of Larksville, who will be 
present for the entire event at the High 
Rise Howard Johnson's Hotel. 





Library News 

Don't get talked into letting that cute 
high school student take books out on 
your library card. Most of the materials 
in our library are paid for by the tuition 
that YOU pay. They are specially selected 
for you and other college personnel to 
use. When books are removed from the 
library by outsiders they are not on hand 
for you and other legitimate borrowers 
when you need them. 






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This Week on 
Campus 

by Bi Rein 

FRIDAY, JANUARY 23 

Business Club is off on a skiing trip. 
MBB (A) vs. Susquehanna, 8 p.m. 

SATURDAY. JANUARY 24 

MBB (A) vs. Juniata. 7:30 p.m. 
WBB (H) vs. Lebanon Valley, 2 p.m. 
W (A) vs. Lycoming, 7 p.m. 

DAY, JANUARY 26 

MBB (H) vs. Moravian, 8 p.m. 
WBB (H) vs. Cedar Crest, 6 p.m. 
It's basketball season, as you can see. 
So cheer 'era on. 

TUESDAY, JANUARY 27 

W (H) vs. Susquehanna, 7 p.m. 
New entertainment: Campus Films 
presents White Nights, 9 p.m. in the 
APR. 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28 

MBB (H) vs Scranton, J.V. 6 p.m 
and V. 8 p.m. 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 29 

A Caesar's Pub to get you out of 

those midwinter blahs, 9 p.m. Be 
there! 

WBB (A) vs, Widener, 7 p.m. 
FRIDAY, JANUARY 30 

DVC is gonna be at the Spectrum. 
Come down and watch the Sixers play 
Chicago Bulb, 7:30 p.m. 




collegiate crossword 




ACROSS 


46 Bandleader Shaw 


12 Set down 


48 Dross 


13 Church projection 


1 Vipers 


49 "A from Hong 


18 Driving places 


5 Despots 


Kong" 


22 finger 


10 FDR's dog 


52 Addictions 


25 Erroll Garner 


14 Sunken fence or 


55 Years: It. 


tune 


laugh 


56 question 


26 Sky-blue 


15 Spartan serf 


58 The Brothers 


27 Scrooge's word 


16 Rush'order abbrevi- 


59 Word in Jane Austen 


29 Concerning 


ation 


title 


animals 


17 Sooner or later 


60 Alliance initials 


30 Misplay 


19 Maui garlands 


61 Sioux 


31 Speed 


20 Healed 


62 Senator Kefauver 


33 Zero-dimensional 


21 Hudson River view 


63 Killed 


figures (abbr. ) 


23 Minerals 




34 What a DH uses, in 


24 In regard to 


DOWN 


sports 


25 " Bank Account" 




36 Study plants 


27 Auction term 


1 Attention-getter 


37 Separate 


28 Stunned 


2 Except 


38 poodle 


32 Suffix for social 


3 Extraordinary occur- 


40 Here 


33 Apartment 


rence 


43 Genie offerings 


34 In front of 


4 Dee 


44 Winged 


35 Tan producer 


5 Fall sounds 


45 Ship rooms 


38 1040, for one 


6 Azov, for one 


47 Succinct 


39 Soldiers 


7 Joyful words to a 


48 Footwear 


40 Something to win 1n 


debtor 


49 Dear one: It. 


cards 


8 Movie Charlie Chan, 


50 "Step !" 


41 Card game 


Winters 


51 Word in the "golden 


42 Gossipy woman 


9 Work with hair 


rule" 


(Yiddish) 


10 Shakespearean 


53 Actress Sharon 


43 Twist 


knight 


54 Street sign 


44 Squirrel treat 


11 On the Tyrrhenian 


57 Half a fly 



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Cooke First Puzzle Winners 

I would like to announce the winners 
of Cooke First Alcohol Crossword Puzzle: 
Emily Hukill 
Angie Laflair 
Suzanne Nussbaum 
Sue Stolzer 
Congratulations to the four girls! On 
December 8th the girls went to the library, 
searched for the answers and completed 
the puzzle within two hours. I am proud 
of all of you! 

Thank you, 

Constantina Hajioannou 
Cooke 1st RA 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cooler Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



What Does Passage of the 
Higher Education Amendments of 1 986 
Mean to Your College-Bound Students? 



The Higher Education Amendments 
of 1986, PL. 99498 (the five-year ex- 
tension of the Higher Education Act of 
1965), have been signed into law by Presi- 
dent Reagan. The law authorizes up to 
$10.2 billion up from $9.8 billion last 
year, in federal aid for higher education 
in 1987. What changes to existing pro- 
grams will impact most on your students? 

Overall, there has been an increase in 
available funds for the programs most 
frequently used to provide financial aid 
to college-bound high school seniors, 
undergraduate and graduate students 
presently attending colleges and other 
types of postsecondary education. The 
programs include the Guaranteed Student 
Loan (GSL) Program, National Direct 
Student Loan (NDSL) Program (to be 
renamed Perkins Loan Program in aca- 
demic 1987), Supplemental Loans for 
Students and Loans for Parents, Pell 
Grants, Supplemental Educational Op- 
portunity Grants, and the College/Work- 
Study Program. 

New standards for eligibilty are present- 
ly being developed. For instance, in past 
years, only GSL borrowers whose families 
had incomes of $30,000 + had to sub- 
mit to a needs analysis. For. academic 
1987, every student applying for a GSL 
will have to submit to a needs analysis. 

Other changes have been made regard- 
ing financial dependency criteria. Pre- 
viously, an independent student was de- 



fined as one who lived with his or her 
parents less than six weeks during the 
calendar year, received less than $750 
worth of support from parents in the 
calendar year, and was not claimed by 
his or her parents as an exemption on their 
U.S. Income Tax Forms. Now, all 
students over 24 years of age will be con- 
sidered financially independent. Also, 
students who are orphans, wards of the 
court, veterans, graduate students, and 
have earned $4,000 during the calendar 
year will be considered financially 
independent. 

To qualify for aid after their sophomore 
year, students will have to maintain a 
"C" average (or grades consistent with 
their college's or university's graduation 
requirements). To qualify for aid other 
than Pell Grants, students will also have 
to earn at least $700 dunng the calendar 
year. 

A new loan consolidation program will 
be established. Student borrowing at least 
$5,000 can consolidate federal Guaran- 
teed, Direct, and Supplemental loans in- 
to a single monthly payment. The interest 
rate would be at least nine percent. Stu- 
dents would have up to 25 years to repay 
the loan. 

The following chart will indicate the 
most important changes resulting from 
passage of the Higher Education Amend- 
ments for each of the programs: 



OVERVIEW OF CHANGES TO HIGHER EDUCATION PROGRAMS 



Guaranteed Student Loan (GSL) Program 


" 


PREVIOUSLY: 


CHANGES: 


REMAINING THE SAME: 


• Up to $2,500 per year for un- 
dergraduates for each of five 
years. 


• Up to $2,650 for each of first 
two years, then up to $4,000 
for each of three additional 
years for undergraduates 


• Must be repaid. 

• Loan repayment begins six 
months after student leaves 
college 

• 10 years to repay 

• Five percent origination fee can 
be deducted from face value of 
loan 


• Up to $5,000 per year for grad 
uate students for each of five 
years 


• Up to $7,500 for each of five 
years for graduate students 


• Total GSL amount: $25,000 


• Total GSL amount: $54,750 


• Needs analysis for students from 
$30,000+ income families 


• Needs analysis for all borrov^ers 


• Interest rate: 8 percent. 


• Interest rate will be raised from 
8 to 10 percent during the fifth 
year of repayment. 




Winners of Doylestown Nature Club Scholarship*: 

Delaware Valley College students Rich Kulp. Nancy Ondra. and Bill Rein present gifts to Mrs Helen Naulof 
the Doulestown Nature Club, as tokens of their appreciation for receiving $ 1 , 000 scholarships from the Club in 
October The photo was taken outside Nostalgia m Chalfont, where the club's luncheon included honoring the 

Photo /Daily Intelligencer 



winners 



MEN JUMP OUT TO 7-5 RECORD 

BEST START SINCE 1970 



by John Litzke 



The DVC Men's Basketball team is 
playing the most relentlessly sound and 
exciting basketball ever witnessed by 
DVC faithful. In this, the 1986-87 sea- 
son, DVC has already beaten the likes of 
Kings, Elizabethtown, Drew and Wilkes. 

"We're playing well," said head coach 
Bill Werkiser. "Our players have put in a 
lot of hard work during practice and 
they've hustled during the games. That's 
all 1 can ask of them . So far it has worked 
out pretty well." Part of DVC's success is 
attributed to the fact that, as a team, 
they've been hitting 55.4% from the 
field and four players are shooting well 
above 60% individually (Dudley 66.6%, 
Bloemker 66.6%, Weldon 64.7% and 
Butts 65.5%) . "The key is we're working 
hard to get the good shot," said Werkiser. 
"Our ball-handlers are being patient. 
We're running when we can but when 
we don't have an opening we're setting 
up the offense." 

Sophomore forward Dwight Weldon 
has risen to the top of the DVC heap 
with his team leading 18.1 pts./game 
and 6.2 rebounds. "Dwight has really 
benefitted from moving from forward to 
guard," said Werkiser. "Since he's not 
underneath banging the whole game 
he's been able to let his offensive talent 
show through." 

It's good to have John Boone, a junior 
center from Olney H.S. in Philadelphia, 
banging the boards and giving DVC that 
reliable big man which is so important in 
the MAC. John is second on the team in 
scoring averaging 11.6 pts./game and 
has grabbed well over 100 boards this 
season. 

Unlike much of the MAC, DVC pos- 
sesses the talent of hitting the three-point 
shot effectively and no one does it better 
than freshman guard Daryl Minggia who 
leads the team with 15 three -pointers 
and is a threat to shoot the three anytime. 
As a team, DVC has hit over 30 three- 
pointers. 

Four points of DVC's game have 
changed this season, and for the better I 
must say; (1) The presence of a healthy 
big man in John Boone and two more 
than adequate backups in Chris Townsell 
and James Dudley, (2) DVC has attained 
the ability to win the close games in '87 
where, in '86, they dropped the one and 
two point games, (3) DVC has been able 
to take halftime leads or has been very 
close to their opponents at the half. 
They've shown they come back when 
they're down and hold a lead when they 
have it. This was not always so in the 
past, and, (4) They've used the new 
three-point shot to their utmost advantage. 




DVC coaching staff: They're pleased with the 
first half but know more has to be done. 



"I hope we can continue to play well in 
the second semester," said Werkiser. 
"We've got to maintain our intensity, 
both in practice and during games. If we 
can do that, I think we'll finish with a 
solid season. We've already proven that 
we can play with quality teams. Now we 
have to go out and prove it every time 
we take the court," finished Werkiser. 




Aggies celebrate 63-62 last second victory over Kings. 



GAME BY GAME SUMMARY 

November 21 at Cabrini: What a 
way to open the season. It was a thriller. 
DVC trailed at the half by only a field 
goal 32-30. Halftime scoring leaders for 
DVC were Dwight Weldon with 12 and 
John Boone with nine. Karl Sartor and 
Allen Jones each had eight and Micah 
Waters added seven for Cabrini. Regula- 
tion ended tied at 60-60 and Cabrini 
captured the overtime period 7-5 to give 
the Cavaliers the victory 67-65. The win 
gave Cabrini a record of 1-0 and dropped 
DVC to 0-1. Leaders for DVC were 
Dwight with 19, Boone with 13 and 
Cherry with 1 1 . Waters and Jones, both 
from West Philly H.S., had 18 and 14 
respectively and Sartor added 15. 

November 22 at Manor Jr. Col- 
lege: Beaver was the opponent and 
what a total thrashing they received. 
DVC put on a clinic, scoring the most 
points in their history for a 113-67 vic- 
tory. Six DVC players were in double fig- 
ures: Weldon (20), Boone (11), Butts 
(14), Cherry (18), Jones (11) and Ford 
(10). Everyone contributed. Boone and 
Wiorek were in double figures in rebounds 
with 15 and 14 respectively. DVC hit 
seven three-pointers: Minggia (2), Has- 
kins (1), Ford (2), Cherry (2). Mike 
Tener had 18 and Bryan Thompson had 
16 for Beaver. 

November 25 at Eastern: The visit- 
ing Aggies (1-2) trailed at the half by one 
34-33 but were outscored 37-26 in the 
second half enroute to their second loss 
of the season at the hands of Eastern 
(2-2) 71-59. DVC was led by Weldon 
with 20, Butts with 11 and Dudley with 
10. Arnold Johnson's 16 and Irv Hutch- 
erson's 13 were highs for Eastern. 

November 29 at Ursinus: The four- 
game road trip ended on a very positive 
note. Led by center John Boone's game 
and season high 22 points and seven re- 
bounds and Dwight Weldon's 16, DVC 
(2-2) squeaked by the host Bears (2-3) 
for a 68-64 victory. Trailing by a duece at 
the half 28-26, DVC surged ahead in the 
second half and led by as many as 12 
only to have Ursinus come on at the end 
to cut the lead but never regain it. Ur- 
sinus was led by senior guard Paul 
Udovich (Ridley H.S.) with 16 and soph- 
omore forward Rodney Joyner (M.L. 
King H.S.) with 10. 

December 1 at DVC: The Kings 
Monarchs, one of the top teams in the 
MAC. visited Work Gym for DVC's first 
home game of the season with a record 
of 1-1 and a truckload of overconfident, 
boisterous fans. 

DVC (3-2) sparkled on this evening. 
Trailing only by one at the half 24-23, 
DVC powered their way back and see- 
sawed with the Monarchs for the entire 
closing half. Then with only :09 remain- 
ing, junior center John Boone hit a 



clutch, clutch shot from the left of the 
paint to give DVC the lead at 63-62. 
Kings, neglecting to take a time-out, 
raced down the court and senior guard 
Rick Southcott was fouled to send him to 
the line shooting two with just :02 left. 
What a fatal blow. But no, Southcott ap- 
proached the line, first foul shot went up, 
and missed!! Now he could go for the tie 
and overtime. Obviously rattled by his 
first miss, Southcott stepped up the line, 
tossed up a real brick, DVC grabbed the 
rebound and we won it. We won it! What 
a blow this was to the Kings faithful. "We 
should be winning the game," they said. 
"Oh, golly, that touch should be a foul!" 
On their way out I was more than happy 
to distribute a complimentary crying 
towel and sunglasses (to hide those tear- 
filled, red, swollen eyes) to all the Kings 
fans. 

DVC was led by Boone, who played a 
whale of a game, with 15 points and 11 
rebounds and Joe Cherry who netted 
14. As a team DVC hit on 20/35 from 
the field and 21/25 from the line and 
robbed Kings for 1 1 steals. Ed Moyer, a 
6-8 senior from Norristown, led Kings 
with 27 and Brian Dobisch, a senior from 
Southampton, added 17 including five 
three-pointers. All in all it was a most 
satisfying win for coach Werkiser and the 
entire squad and the scorekeeper was 
pretty happy too. 

December 3 at FDU: DVC (3-3) 
suffered a temporary setback against the 
Jersey Devils (4-0) as forward Stephen 
Chwatek poured in 29 and Floyd Adams 
and Ivan Carvajal each added 1 1 to pace 
FDU to its 81-64 win. Freshman Daryl 
Minggia turned in a fine performance 
scoring 20 points which included five 
three-pointers and Smooth and Dwight 
each added 1 1 . FDU was a remarkable 
25-37 from the line. DVC outrebounded 
the Devils 38-29 but were handed their 
third loss of the year. 




December 6 at Drew: DVC (4-3) 

returned to their winning ways on a 
foreign court. DVC led by one at the half 
38-37 and increased their lead to as 
much as 14 in the second half only to 
have Drew fight back in the remaining 
moments to make it a nailbiter. DVC, 
behind Dwight's 25 and Smooth's 23, 
lifted DVC over Drew (2-3) 78-76. The 
Rangers were led by Bill Dunn with 20 
and Ken Farricker with 14. 

December 9 at DVC: DVC finished 
the semester out with a big win over a 
quality team. The Blue Jays from Eliza- 
bethtown flew in and were shot right 
down. DVC (5-3) off to one of their best 
starts, played a gem of a ballgame lead- 
ing at the half 50-39 and thrashing the 
Jays by a final score of 97-76. Sopho- 
more forward Dwight Weldon was an 
unheard of 12/12 from the field and 1/1 
from the line for a game high 25 points, 
Boone added 16 and Bloemker and 
Minggia each had 12. 

Steve Swope had IS and Greg Rodgers 
had 15 for E-town. This victory was 
sweet revenge for coach Werkiser and 
the team as DVC lost a heartbreaker last 
season to Elizabethtown at Elizabethtown 
on a half-court shot by Swope with no 
time remaining. 

DVC finished the semester 5-3 overall 
and 3-1 in the MAC. 




Weldon (18.1 avg.) and Dudley (6.0 avg) 
grapple for rebound. 



Guard Minggia led team in three pointers and 
earned starting point guard spot. 

January 8 at DVC: The Lions from 
Albright roared tonight. After leading 
most of the way in the first half, DVC lost 
that lead and went into the locker room 
at the half trailing by seven at 42-35. 
Boone was the leading scorer for DVC at 
the half with 12 and Scott Kuypers led 
Albright with 15. DVC came back to 
close the margin and take the lead but 
the Lions would prevail 70-67. John 
Boone led DVC with 23 and Dwight 
added 15 in the losing cause. Albright 
was led by Kuypers with 22 and Bob 
Cottrell pitched in with 15. 

January 10 at Wilkes: An always 
tough Wilkes Colonels team awaited the 
arrival of the new force in the MAC, the 
DVC Aggies. DVC took a 40-31 half- 
time lead into the locker room which was 
fueled by Minggia's 10 and Townsell's 
42. It was a foul-filled first half as DVC 
committed 15 fouls (25 for the game). It 
was all DVC the rest of the way and they 
went on to victory 73-63. 

DVC (6-4) was led by Daryl Minggia's 
21 (five three-pointers) and Chris Town- 
sell's 18. Wilkes (3-5) was led by Jeff 
Steeber with 20 and Mark Graves with 
19. 

At DVC: The Catholic U. Cardinals 
visited DVC all the way from Washing- 
ton, DC. DVC led at the half by nine at 
38-29 with Dwight collecting 13 and 
Cherry with 12. It wouldn't be DVC's 
game, however, as the Cards came back 
late in the game to overtake DVC and 
win it 69-63. Only six players would 
score for DVC which is a rarity. Leading 
DVC (6-5) was Dwight Weldon with 21, 

continued on page 5 




p<>Kt 



WILSON REIGN ENDS; 
BEDESEM TAKES HELM 




by John Litzke 

There's been a changing of the guard, 
so to speak, in the Delaware Valley Col- 
lege athletic department. Head football 
coach Al Wilson, after 11 years as the 
Aggie field commander, resigned in De- 
cember and former Villanova and Nesha- 
miny head coach Dick Bedesem will take 
over the Aggies beginning this fall . 

Wilson compiled a career record at 
Delaware Valley of 54-56 with his teams 
winning three MAC titles and posting six 
winning seasons and one .500 season. 

Wilson, after graduating from Ursinus 
College in 1959, began coaching at North 
Penn H.S. that same year. During the 
1960's he built championship programs 
on the high school level at Boiling Springs. 
Carlisle and Bald Eagle and also served 
at head coach of William Penn H.S. in 
Harrisburg. He built himself an outstand- 
ing reputation of turning losing football 
programs into winners. 

Al Wilson joined the staff of Wayne 
Hardin at Temple University in 1970 and 
served as a defensive coach under Har- 
din. Admittedly so, the three seasons Wil- 
son spent under Coach Hardin was the 
greatest football learning experience of 
his life. In 1972. he left Temple to take- 
over the football program at Princeton 
University where he stayed until 1975 
and, once again, built a very respectable 
program in the land of the Tigers. 

Wilson came to DVC in January 1976 
with his goal being to turn around and re- 
build a sagging program, and that he did. 
Three consecutive MAC championships 
followed and the championship team in 
1980 was the first Middle Atlantic Con- 
ference Championship in DVC history. 
"I've been involved in coaching for the 
past 27 years," Wilson said. "After that 
many years, it becomes a way of life. But 

1 feel confident that I've made the right 
decision." Thank you, Mr. Wilson for 
your cooperation, your dedication, your 
keen football sense, for those champion- 
ship memories, and for helping hundreds 
of young men to grow both physically 
and mentally. 

Installed into Wilson's football cleats is 
Dick Bedesem, who is no stranger to col- 
legiate level ball and no stranger to win- 
ning traditions. "This is a great oppor- 
tunity for me," said Bedesem. "I loved 
Neshaminy but I've always wanted to get 
back into college coaching. I still wanted 
the chance to work with college athletes, 
to see if I could put together a fine 
program." 

Bedesem is a Villanova alumnus and 
began his coaching career at LaSalle 
High School as an assistant coach. He 
left the Explorers after two seasons to 
take over as head coach of Bishop Egan 
High School and, under Bedesem, it 
won a number of Philadelphia Catholic 
league titles in his 12 year stay there. 

Perhaps Bedesem's most notable ac- 
complishment was his installation of the 
wishbone offense into Egan's scheme in 
1969. In the coming years Bedesem 
would have tenures at Archbishop 
Wood, Temple, Villanova, and University 
of Pittsburgh. 

Now in his first season as the new Aggie 
coach, Bedesem plans on doing some 
new and different things. "The bone 
(wishbone) will be installed," he said. 



(The wishbone is an offensive strategy 
where three running backs line up in the 
backfield in the shape of a "V" or a wish- 
bone.) "So many things can be done 
with this type of offense," Bedesem con- 
tinued. "The bone allows the offense to 
be multi-faceted, it allows the quarter- 
back to read the defense, give the option 
of pitching, running, or passing or hand- 
ing off to one of the backs." It is a bit 
complicated and repetitious, but once it 
is run it can be most effective and ex- 
citing. "The defense will also show multi- 
ple formations (3-4. 4-3, 5-2) depending 
on the play and should keep the offense 
on their toes," said Bedesem. 




Bedesem has been a close observer of 
Delaware Valley football for his son Tom 
played here and graduated and his other 
son Vince will play under his father in his 
senior year as Delaware Valley's right out- 
side linebacker. 

"When I first came up here I was 
amazed at the number of excellent ath- 
letes in a Division III program," he said. 
"Coming from two Division I programs I 
had little or no exposure to Division III 
football. But I had a hard time believing 
such good athletes were playing Division 
III." He mentioned how the recruiting 
process will be a bit different. "It's the dif- 
ference between recruiting scholarship 
athletes and non -scholarship athletes," 
said Bedesem. "We'll look for youngsters 
who can fit in academically. We want our 
players to get involved in the school. We 
want them to be happy and stay here for 
four years." "We would like to see our 
players display poise, class, and discipline, 
I feel these three things are very impor- 
tant," concluded Bedesem. 

Mr. Jack Mazak will remain as his as- 
sistant otherwise there will be a whole 
new staff that Coach Bedesem is very 
excited about. So, next season, DVC will 
have a whole new look on the field as 
well as the sidelines and we'd all like to 
welcome Mr. Bedesem to our family and 
thank Mr. Wilson for all he's done. Good 
luck to both. 



^ia^-Up 



Intramural Basketball Set to Begin 



by John Litzke 

There's nothing like it. DVC intramural 
basketball is here and ready ... to soar 
like Dominique . . . glide like Jordan . . . 
score like Bird . . . and jam like Doc! 
Games start this week so make sure your 
rosters are reverse-lay-uped into Mr. Wolf- 
gang soon. 

Defending champion Double Stuff is 
ready to take on one and all. The compe- 
tition in '87 will be intense. We'll be search- 
ing for new scoring leaders this season 
too. Paul "Sky" Sterling has retired and 
will be inducted into the Hall of Fame, 
Ducky Boy has turned pro and James 
Parker has joined the broadcast team of 
Temple basketball. It should be a great 
season with moves . . . 

Like This . . . 



And Maybe This . 




Or This . . . 





So get out there and participate or 
cheer your favorite team on . 



1 986 Scoring Leaders 




NAME 


TEAM 


G 


TOTAL 


AVG 


Sterling, Paul 


GFC 


8 


201 


25 1 


Townsell, Chris 


GFC 


8 


194 


242 


Sweda, Bruce 


ORB 


6 


133 


22 1 


Parker, James 


DS 


8 


140 


17.5 


Porter. Dan 


DOM 


7 


98 


14.0 


Hoffner, Martin 


GFC 


7 


98 


14.0 


Ellison, Daryll 


DS 


10 


139 


13.9 


Bauzon, Mark 


1C 


10 


138 


13.8 


Keich, Dave 


DS 


10 


136 


13.6 


Boyle. Chris 


IC 


10 


125 


125 


Dietrick, Rick 


BOS 


7 


82 


11.7 


Lutz, Todd 


JH 


6 


70 


11.6 


Wheaton, Matt 


FB 


9 


103 


11.4 


Boyle, Bill 


BOS 


6 


68 


11.3 


Prostsko, Eric 


IC 


8 


89 


11.1 


Leinbach, Paul 


BM 


9 


99 


11.0 


Chard, Dan 


FB 


8 


88 


11.0 


Sharde, Doug 


DOM 


7 


77 


11.0 


Nolan, Brandt 


DS 


8 


87 


10.8 


Butterworth. Clay 


BM 


9 


94 


10.4 


Stanton, Kevin 


FB 


8 


81 


10.1 


Smith, Sean 


DOM 


4 


40 


10.0 


Swineford, Rod 


IC 


10 


100 


100 



SFV DETHRONES EMO 

BEHIND CAFFEY & 

KASPRZAK 

Another grueling floor hockey season 
climaxed with the rematch of last season's 
finale. Defending champion EMO had its 
entire lineup back this season with senior 
Mike Heisy guarding the net and high 
scoring Walt Kobryznski, Rich Simononis 
and Tom Lewandowski among the EMO 
foot soldiers and net rippers. EMO finished 
with a 6-1-0 record with their only loss 
coming to Screaming for Vengeance. 

Screaming for Vengeance was out for 
vengeance. With the frustration of last 
year's final loss to EMO hanging over 
their heads, SFV was out to return the 
favor. SFV had an unblemished season 
going 7-0 powered by net rippers Steve 
Caffey, Rob Benner and Chris Freudig 
and a fortress in goal named Hank Kas- 
przak who had an outstanding season as 
the SFV netminder. 

The playoffs saw EMO enter the finals 
with a 6-3 victory over The Wolfpack 
and SFV enter with a win over the Brew 
Crew 3-2. So the stage is set. Finesse vs. 
Power, kind of a Soviet Union-Flyers 
matchup in '74. 

The Finesse team would take the early 
lead and never relinquish it. Caffey, a 
Gretzky-like scorer, scored the first goal 
of the game in period number one as- 
sisted by Rob Benner. Winger Rick 
Martell scored the second goal midway 
through the period, Caffey hit on his sec- 
ond goal of the game to make it 3-0 and 
forward Chris Freudig finished off the 
first period barrage with a score past 
goalie Heisy to make it a commanding 
SFV 4-0 lead going into the locker room . 
That would be all they would need as a 
late second period goal by EMO forward 
Chris Snyder made it 4-1 and the cup 
belonged to Screaming for Vengeance. 

Forward Steve Caffey was voted MVP 
for his two-goal performance and Hank 
Kasprzak received the Vezina Trophy for 
Outstanding Goaltender in '86. The SFV 
"D" stood tall the entire season with 
credit going to defensive tandems of 
Clancy- Vinitski and Marko- Murphy. 

Congratulations to SFV and runnerup 
EMO on fine seasons and all those who 
participated in DVC hockey '86. 

Men's Basketball 

continued from page 4 

Joe Butts with 17 including three three- 
pointers, Joe Cherry with 13 and John 
Boone with 10. Kevin Morrison, out of 
LaSalle H.S. in Philadelphia, scored 17 
for Catholic (8-6) while Robert McCarry 
had 14 and Charles Thompson 10. 

At DVC: Allentown proved to be no 
match as they fell to 2-12 overall after 
their 61-50 loss to DVC (7-5. 4-2 MAC) . 
It was balanced scoring on the part of 
DVC as Butts had 14, Weldon 12, Ford 
10, Boone 7, Townsell 6 and Sports 4. 
The Centaurs were led by Bilicic and 
Ward with 10 and Chiaradia with 9. 



DELAWARE VALLEY COLLEGE MEN'S BASKETBALL 








1986-87 EIGHT-GAME STATISTICS 








NAME 


GAMES FG-FGA 


% 


3-PT. GOALS 


FT-FTA 


X 


PTS. 


AVG. 


A 


ST. 


REBS 


AVG. 


Dwkjht Weldon 


8 


57- 88 


64.7 





31- 34 


91 1 


145 


18.1 


18 


16 


50 


6.2 


John Boone 


8 


34- 71 


47.8 





25- 31 


806 


93 


116 


15 


7 


78 


9.7 


Joe Butts 


4 


19- 29 


65.5 





3- 6 


500 


41 


10.2 


10 


7 


17 


4.2 


Daryl Minggia 


8 


' 25- 53 


47.1 


15 


5 10 


500 


70 


8.7 


20 


8 


7 


0.9 


Bryan Haskins 


7 


22- 36 


61.1 


6 


5- 5 


100.0 


55 


7.8 


9 


9 


8 


1.1 


Joe Cherry 


6 


17- 40 


42 5 


4 


14- 16 


875 


52 


65 


7 


3 


13 


1.6 


James Dudley 


8 


22- 33 


666 





4- 12 


333 


48 


60 


7 


9 


49 


6.0 


Eric Ford 


8 


14- 31 


45.1 


3 


9- 13 


69 2 


40 


5.0 


12 


16 


8 


1.0 


Gene Bloemkcr 


8 


16- 24 


666 





1- 2 


500 


33 


4.1 


3 


2 


30 


37 


Jeff Bobb 


1 


1 2 


50.0 





2- 2 


1000 


4 


4.0 











0.0 


John Jones 


4 


8- 15 


533 





3- 4 


75.0 


19 


3.8 








9 


1.1 


Chris Townsell 


1 


1- 2 


50.0 





0- 


— 


2 


2.0 


1 








00 


John Wiorek 


4 


3- 5 


60.0 





1- 3 


333 


7 


1.7 





3 


17 


4.2 


TOTALS 


8 


238-429 


55.4 


28 


103-138 


74.6 


607 


76 1 


102 


80 


286 


35.7 




Sports Trivia '87 

If you've never tried the sports quiz 
question in the past, your chances are 
endless in '87. Here is your opportunity. 
If your corcect entry is picked from the 
thousands of entries I receive — well, the 
two or three I receive — then you will re- 
ceive a coupon for a free Aggieburger, 
fries, and Pepsi from Caesars Pub. 

Match the nicknames and teams for 
these former ABA franchises: 



1. Minnesota 


A. Stars 


2. Pittsburgh 


B. Floridians 


3. Anaheim 


C. Buccaneers 


4. Los Angeles 


D. Oaks 


5. Dallas 


E. Muskies 


6. Houston 


F. Conquistadors 


7. Miami 


G. Amigos 


8. Carolina 


H. Chaparrals 


9. New Jersey 


I. Pros 


10. New Orleans 


J. Condors 


11. Washington 


K. Mavericks 


12. Memphis 


L. Squires 


13. San Diego 


M. Americans 


14. Oakland 


N. Cougars 


15. Baltimore 


O. Capitals 


16. Virginia 


P. Claws 



You can't win if you don't play. Most 
correct matches will win. In case of a tie, 
the earliest correct entry will win. 



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to Hold Career Day 

Jackie Hays, Jerry Penacoli and Dar- 
rell Sifford are among the many media 
personalities who will speak at the an- 
nual Women in Communications Career 
Day on Saturday, February 21, 1987. 

Hays, anchor-reporter at KYW-TV, 
will open the half-day conference with 
the keynote address on careers in com- 
munications. Penacoli, KYW-TV news 
anchor, will host a television workshop. 
Sifford, syndicated Philadelphia Inquirer 
columnist, will speak on politics in the 
workplace. 

The conference is geared to both male 
and female high school and college stu- 
dents, career changers and anyone inter- 



ested in moving into or up in the com- 
munications field. 

To be held at the University of Penn- 
sylvania's Houston Hall, 3417 Spruce 
St., the conference will begin with regis- 
tration at 8:30 a.m. and conclude at 
12:30 p.m. More than 30 top profes- 
sionals will participate in workshop 
panels in radio, TV, freelance, news- 
papers, magazines, publications, public 
relations, advertising, design, entrepre- 
neurship, career planning and politics in 
the workplace. 

Advance registration is $18.00 for stu- 
dent and professional members, $20.00 
for non-members. For more information 
on the Women in Communications 
Career Day, call 215-988-6980 in Penn- 
sylvania, 609-342-3887 in New Jersey. 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

• Phillies pitcher Don Carman breaks 
wrist in car accident. May miss first two 
weeks of training camp. 

• Sixers Shakeup: Trade third guard 
Sedale Threat to Chicago for ballhan- 
dler Steve Colter. Sign veteran free- 
agent World B. (Lloyd) Free. Ham- 
pered guard Andrew Toney is banished 
from the team until questions can be 
answered concerning his ailing feet. 
"He's a negative influence on our 
bench," said coach Matt Goukas. "I 
want Andrew to take some time away 
from the team and get some things 
straightened out." Doc, Barkley, 
Cheeks and Toney remain from the 
'85'86 team. Injured Jeff Ruland set 
to return to the lineup this week. 

• In two meetings so far, Moses haunts 
Sixers and leads Bullets to triumph in 
both meetings. Game 1: Moses scores 
28, grabs 21 rebounds; Game 2: Moses 
scores 39, grabs 17 rebounds. 

• In college bowl action this holiday it 
was: 

Florida Citrus: Auburn 16, USC 7 
Cotton: Ohio St. 28, Texas A&M 12 
Sugar: Nebraska 30, LSU 15 
Fiesta: Penn St. 14, Miami FL 10 
Rose: Arizona St. 22, Michigan 15 
Peach: Virginia Tech 26, N.C. St. 24 
Bluebonnet: Baylor 21, Colorado 9 
Holiday: Iowa 39, San Diego St. 38 
Freedom: UCLA 31, Brigham Y. 10 
Liberty: Tennessee 21, Minnesota 14 
Gator: Clemson 27, Stanford 21 
Aloha: Arizona 30, N. Carolina 21 
Sun: Alabama 28, Washington 6 
Hall of Fame: 

Mississippi 20, Texas Tech 17 
California: 

San Jose St. 37, Miami (OH) 7 
All- American: 

Florida St. 27, Indiana 13 
Blue-Gray All-Star Game: 

Blue 31, Gray 7 (Paul Palmer of 

Temple gains 166 yards and earns 

MVP honors) 

• Flyers trade goalie Bob Froese to NY. 
Rangers for defenseman Kjeill Samuel- 
son and rights to Rangers second 
round pick in '88 or *90. 



• Detroit pitcher Jack Morris finds no 
takers for him and his multi-million 
dollar contract. So, he talks to Tigers 
again. 

• Here's how the top 10 basketball teams 
in Southeastern, Pa. look as of January 
10: 

1. South Philadelphia 

2. Dobbins 

3. West Philadelphia 

4. Conestoga 

5. Penn Charter 

6. Roman Catholic 

7. Frankford 

8. Chester 

9. Ridley 

10. Council Rock 

• Yankees trade catcher Butch Wynegar 
to California for pitcher Ron Romanick. 

• Temple football coach Bruce Arians 
upon receiving an offer to be head 
coach at his alma mater, Virginia Tech, 
turns down the offer and will stay at 
Temple. 

• Dick Vermeil, former Eagles coach and 
current broadcaster for CBS, is offered 
head coaching job at Atlanta where he 
would be reunited with Marion Camp- 
bell. Vermeil turns it down because of 
one-year remaining on his CBS con- 
tract. Do us all a favor Dick and get out 
of the broadcast booth. 

• Slugger Reggie Jackson signs with his 
old team, the Oakland A's after being 
away from them for 11 years. Former 
Texas Ranger Gary Ward signs multi- 
year contract with Yankees. Steinbren- 
ner is trash -picking again. 

• Oklahoma Ail-American Brian Bos- 
worth is barred from Orange Bowl 
game because of accused steroid use. 
Bosworth, after initially being told by 
coach Barry Switzer not to return to 
Oklahoma for his senior year, now has 
the option of returning to the Sooners 
or turning pro. My ears have heard 
that Bosworth and Chicago quarter- 
back Jim McMahon would both like to 
play for Buddy Ryan. 

• In NFL playoff action: 
Wild-Card Games: 

N.Y. Jets 35, Kansas City 15 
Washington 19, LA. Rams 7 
Quarterfinal Games: 
Washington 27, Chicago 13 
N.Y. Giants 49, San Francisco 3 
Cleveland 23, N.Y. Jets 20 
Denver 22, New England 17 
Semifinal Games: 
Denver 23, Cleveland 20 
N.Y. Giants 17, Washington 
Super Bowl Sunday: January 25, 6 
p.m., Channel 10 from Pasadena, 
California. It is Super Bowl XXI: New 
York Giants vs. Denver Broncos. The 
spread is out from Vegas: Denver +8. 

• Houston Rockets starting backcourt 
suspended for two years after accused 
cocaine use. Overbrook High's Lewis 
Lloyd and Mitchell Wiggins are the 
guilty sniffers. 

• Von Hayes receives new three-year 
contract with Phils at a salary reported 
at 3. 1 million over three years. 




Minor League Team's 
Feeling Wrath of DVC 

The fledgling season of Delaware Val- 
ley College JV basketball is off the ground 
and doing very well under Head Coach 
Mark Werkiser, son of Varsity Coach Bill 
Werkiser. Behind future stars Ron Slutsky, 
John Jones, Joe Brown, Mike Sutryno- 
wicz, Jeff Bobb, Mike Dalton, Sean Baily, 
Bill Green, and Mark Douc, the DVC JV 
has compiled an outstanding (5-1) record. 
The following is a wrap-up of their six 
game schedule so far: 

Vs. Montgomery CCC 

DVC took the halftime lead 35-30 
powered by eight from Joe Brown, seven 
from Slutsky, and six from Dalton and 
Sutrynowicz. DVC never trailed and fin- 
ished off Montco by a score of 76-71. 
Joe Brown was high scorer for DVC with 
16 points and John Jones added 14. 
Guard Tim Cann had 23 for Montco. 

Vs. Albright 

DVC raised their record to 4-1 after 
their comeback victory over the Lions, 
66-56. DVC trailed Albright at the half 
38-32, but surged ahead to stay behind a 
34-18 second half powered by Ron Slut- 
sky's 19, John Jones' 14, and Mike Sutry- 
nowicz's 12. Gilbert led Albright with 18. 

Vs. Carbo Tree Service 

The tree trimmers put up a tough bat- 
tle. But DVC brought our some chain- 
saws of their own and chopped down 
Carbo Tree Service, 73-66. Jones poured 
in 24. Brown had 17, and Nick Salone 
added 12. D. Brown had 23 for Carbo's. 

Vs. Cabrini 

DVC grabbed the halftime lead over 
Cabrini 28-24 with Joe Brown's eight 
and John Jones'seven leading the way. 
Dalton Hillyard led Cabrini with ten . This 
was DVC's ball game as they controlled 
the tempo for a 56-51 opening game vic- 
tory. Slutsky led DVC with 21 including 
three three-pointers and Jeff Bobb had 
ten and 15 rebounds. Hillyard, a west 
Philadelphia H.S. product, finished with 
a team high of 20. Totals had DVC hitting 
16 field goals and were 22/39 from the 
line. Cabrini finished with 22 field goals 
and 7/10 from the line. 

Vs. Kings 

A strong JV squad from Kings College 
visited. Kings took a 43-29 halftime lead. 
Leaders at the half for DVC were Slutsky 
and Jones with five and Brown with six. 
Mulville had 15 and Mergers eight for 
Kings. Kings resumed their domination 
in the second half on their way to a 
85-67 win. Joe Brown led DVC with 22 
and John Jones had 14. Mulville had 25 
for Kings. 

STAFF 

Editors-in-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, John 

Nicholson, Melanie O'Neill, Brian 

Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry. Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 



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Athlete of the Week: 

This week's athlete of the week is a 
man who needs no introduction. John 
Boone, a junior center from Olney H.S. 
in Philadelphia, has been an integral part 
of this year's team's success. John is 
averaging 11.6 points per game and has 
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ADOPT A VaALENTINE 

Need a change from hearts and flowers 
for your Valentine? Are ribbons and lace 
becoming passe? Why not give a gift that 
chirps or climbs, slithers or swings instead? 
ADOPT an animal from the Philadelphia 
Zoo for that special someone, and your 
gift will be remembered all year long — 
not just on February 14th. 

For as little as $25.00, you can give a 
chinchilla named Puff — the four-legged 
kind that looks just great in her own fur. 
Or for a bit more, say $1 .500. our jaguar 
Nicky might be just the ticket. He comes 
equipped with a powerful engine and his 
own sported upholstery. And for nearly 
every amount in between, you can find 
the right animal. That special someone 
will be thrilled to receive Whiskers, the 
prairie dog; Boris or Cloris. the slow 
lorises; Blackie. the American alligator; 
Oliver, the great horned owl; Blondie or 
Marmalade, golden lion tamarins; or 
even a Mexican axilotl. An axilotl? Sushi, 
the baby sea lion, would make a swim- 
ming gift for the right person. Each 
ADOPT parent can visit his or her special 
"child" the next time out to the zoo. 

The Zoo's ADOPT (Animals Depend 
On People Too) program provides two 
benefits. Not only is there the fun of 
becoming an instant parent for a full year, 
but also all money from the program goes 
toward feeding our animals all year round 
and helps defray some of the cost of the 
annual food bill of over $300,000. For 
lesser amounts, you can provide a lunch 
or dinner or a week of meals for the 
animals, too. 

ADOPT parents receive a kit that con- 
tains ADOPTion papers, a fact sheet on 
their particular animal, and an iron-on 
decal that proudly lets everyone know 
you've ADOPTed. For animals over $100, 
parents will receive a photo of their 
ADOPTee. Each parent is invited to spe- 
cial ADOPT Day festivities in October, 
too, just for them. 

For anyone interested in this special 
Valentine's gift, one that's a cinch to 
stand out in the crowd of candy and 
hearts, please call the ADOPT office at 
the Philadelphia Zoo. 243-1100, ext. 
232. Don't wait till the last minute. Our 
animals would love to hear from you. 






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Has AGRICULTURE Become a "Dirty Word?" 



ADOPT A VALENTINE 

Need a change from hearts and flowers 
for your Valentine? Are ribbons and lace 
becoming passe'? Why not give a gift that 
chirps or climbs, slithers or swings instead? 
ADOPT an animal from the Philadelphia 
Zoo for that special someone, and your 
gift will be remembered all year long — 
not just on February 14th . 

For as little as $25,00, you can give a 
chinchilla named Puff — the four-legged 
kind that looks just great in her own fur. 
Or for a bit more, say $1,500, our jaguar 
Nicky might be just the ticket. He comes 
equipped with a powerful engine and his 
own spotted upholstery. And for nearly 
every amount in between, you can find 
the right animal. That special someone 
will be thrilled to receive Whiskers, the 
prairie dog: Boris or Cloris, the slow 
lorises; Blackie, the American alligator; 
Oliver, the great horned owl; Blondie or 
Marmalade, golden lion tamarins; or 
even a Mexican axilotl. An axilotl? Sushi, 
the baby sea lion, would make a swim- 
ming gift for the right person. Each 
ADOPT parent can visit his or her special 
"child" the next time out to the zoo. 

The Zoo's ADOPT (Animals Depend 
On People Too) program provides two 
benefits. Not only is there the fun of 
becoming an instant parent for a full year, 
but also all money from the program goes 
toward feeding our animals all year round 
and helps defray some of the cost of the 
annual food bill of over $300,000. For 
lesser amounts, you can provide a lunch 
or dinner or a week of meals for the 
animals, too. 

ADOPT parents receive a kit that con- 
tains ADOPTion papers, a fact sheet on 
their particular animal, and an iron-on 
decal that proudly lets everyone know 
you've ADOPTed. For animals over $100. 
parents will receive a photo of their 
ADOPTee. Each parent is invited to spe- 
cial ADOPT Day festivities in October, 
too. just for them. 

For anyone interested in this special 
Valentine's gift, one that's a cinch to 
stand out in the crowd of candy and 
hearts, please call the ADOPT office at 
the Philadelphia Zoo, 243-1100. ext. 
232. Don't wait till the last minute. Our 
animals would love to hear from you. 

Audubon Society 

presents 
Dinosaur Overview 

The next meeting of the local branch 
of the Audubon Society will be Tuesday, 
February 3, 8 p.m. in Mandell Hall. 

The topic "Discovering Dinosaurs" will 
be presented by Michael Weilbacher, 
Museum Educator for the new dinosaur 
exhibit at the Academy of Natural 
Sciences in Philadelphia. He will give a 
slide overview of dinosaurs — who they 
are, how they developed and newest dis- 
coveries — and documentation that birds 
are their direct decendants. 



by Bill Rein 

"Since 'agriculture' is not only a con- 
fusing term, but is almost a dirty word ac- 
cording to the New York Times, we 
should delete the term from everything 
associated with DVC," Dr. David Blu- 
menfield recently suggested to faculty 
and administration in response to a 
similar letter submitted to the college's 
Campus Communicator by Dr. Julian 
Prundeanu last November 24. 

Dr. Prundeanu, Professor and Depart- 
ment Chairman of Agronomy, had noted 
that the confusing image of agriculture 
may be part of what Dr. Blumenfield 
called "student recruiting problems." Dr. 
Prundeanu has been associated with 
DVC, in various roles, for almost forty 
years. 

Dr. Blumenfield said specifically that 
"Agriculture and Science" should be re- 
moved from our name; the term "agri- 
culture" should be deleted from our cata- 
log and all other promotional materials. 
He suggests a more encompassing image 
of the college would include equal time 
to all major programs offered. "We should 
emphasize the quality of all our pro- 
grams, and the unparalleled success of 



all of our graduates in important career 
areas," he added, and one way of doing 
this would be to have "each department 
identifying itself with those major career 
areas that the general public would 
understand," therefore removing the 
ambiguity inherent in terms such as 
"Agronomy" and "Horticulture" which 
simply deal with food as a career. Dr. 
Blumenfield is a Professor of Horticulture 
and graduate of DVC. 

Beyond name changing and de-em- 
phasis. Dr. Blumenfield says that "Ad- 
missions personnel should be well-paid, 
personable, technical sales representa- 
tives . . ." and that "bonuses should be 
given to those who get results and any 
rep who does not secure a minimum 
number of student applications, and ma- 
triculations, should be released." Further- 
more, the "entire college community" 
needs to adopt a "Search for Excellence" 
concept, which calls for "open communi- 
cations, common sense, enthusiasm, 
creativity, respect for the individual, in- 
telligent planning," and an overall sense 
of "responsibility and accountability" in 
the promotion of DVC's programs. 




THE GREEN SCENE 
AT DVC 

by Jerry Fritz 

Club News 

Last semester, the Landscape-Nursery 
Club kept busy with many new projects 
and activities. For starters. Homecoming 
seemed to come around faster than ever, 
although the club designed and assem- 
bled a simulated woodland garden as 
their float. Though they did not win a top 
prize, they did enjoy themselves once 
again in the home bam (the night before) , 
putting it all together while the rain came 
down. 

After Homecoming, the L-N Club be- 
gan working on their fall landscape proj- 
ect — the rock garden located in front of 
the main greenhouses Many of the plants 
installed here were dwarf conifers, do- 
nated by Marty Brooks '54, of Marty 
Brooks Rare Plant Nursery. Doylestown. 
The main purpose of this walk-through 
garden is to display typical rock garden 
plant material. Finishing touches will be 
made for educational use, as soon as the 
weather breaks 

Some very impressive speakers visited 
DVC on the L-N Club's invitation; these 
included Derek Fell, Chase Rosade, 
Doug Kale and our own Dave Benner. 



Spring semester activities will include a 
trip to Chuck Gale's greenhouses in 
which we will see plants being forced for 
the Philadelphia Flower Show; a trip to 
Winterthur Gardens, one of the DuPont 
estates in Delaware; the Middle Atlantic 
Landscape Field Day; and a trip to Kale's 
Nurseries in Princeton, N.J. 

More guest speakers are planned for 
this semester: Dr. Alice Heath, Professor 
of Liberal Arts, will give us her insight in- 
to English Gardens; Dan Tamminga will 
speak on the landscape as an industry; 
and Carter van Dyke will speak about 
landscape architecture. 

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN 
JOINING THE LANDSCAPE-NURSERY 
CLUB, LOOK FOR MEETING NOTICES 
POSTED AROUND THE CAMPUS. 

Campus Arboretum News 

Recently, two weeping white pines 
were donated by Art Poley and planted 
on the south side of the Student Center. 
However, some idiot found it a good 
idea to destroy one of them! 

In another planting, donated by the 
Class of '32, a weeping purple beech has 
been destroyed, also. 

It is a shame that these immature acts 
must take place; people complain that 
the campus should look more pleasing, 
but with people on campus committing 
acts such as this it is hard to improve our 
campus. 

Registered Video Dance 

The Landscape- Nursery Club spon- 
sored another registered video dance this 
past Friday night. Considering the 
weather, everything went great. By the 
way, you cannot buy tickets at the door, 
for those of you who still don't know!! 
We hope this party will encourage other 
clubs to sponsor parties this semester. 



WILL YOU MEET 
THIS CHALLENGE? 

by Ann Whitesell 

For all you weak-kneed doubting- 
thomases that did not give at DVC's last 
blood drive, I have a challenge for you. 
You have a chance to make this coming 
blood drive the best in the history of 
DVC. Your blood is the gift of life. 

Ask the 186 students, faculty, admin- 
istrators and staff what it means to give. I 
am sure a few had doubts and fears, but 
they made the effort to help people in 
need The stats from the last blood drive 
speaks for the caring of people on cam- 
pus. The goal for the last blood drive was 
150 pints of blood. We surpassed the 
goal with 165 pints That's an overall effi- 
ciency rate of 1 10% . I guess giving until 
nothing is left still means something to- 
day to people who give blood. Most im- 
portant is the fact that 825 hospital pa- 
tients who required blood and blood 
products have been touched by the gift 
of 165 pints. 

So the next time you say it doesn't 
matter, think twice, you might save a life 
... or two. I hope to see you at the next 
blood drive on February 10, 1987, 12-5 
p.m. Consider this your personal invita- 
tion to a celebration of life. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 
INTERVIEWS FOR THE 
WEEK OF FEBRUARY 2 

Thursday, February 5 

PENNFIELD CORP. 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

SIGN-UP IN THE PLACEMENT 
OFFICE FOR ALL INTERVIEWS. 

This Week on 
Campus 

by Wendy L. Unger 
FRIDAY, JANUARY 30 

DVC at the Spectrum! Sixers play 
Chicago, 7:30 p.nv 

SATURDAY. JANUARY 31 

W (H) vs Widener & Gettysburg, 1 

p.m. 

WBB (A) vs. FDU Madison, 7:30 p.m 

MBB (H) vs Wilkes. 8 p.m. 

DAY, FEBRUARY 1 

Bridal Fair, DVC Student Center 
(reservations required) 

DAY. FEBRUARY 2 

MBB (A) vs. Spring Garden, § p.m 
WBB (A) vs. Spring Garden, 6 prn 
Women's Intramural Hockey, 6:30 
p.m. 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3 

W (H) vs. Kings. 7 p.m 

Girl Scout Cookies on sale during 

dinner! 

Audubon Society presents Dinosaurs! 

See blurb on this page. 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 4 

MBB (A) vs. Saanton, 8:15 p,m 
WBB (A) vs Scranton, 6:15 p.m. 
Women's rnframural Hockey, 6:30 
p.m. 

* * * * 




MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 



by Irving Bender 

Q. I live away from my parents and 
will be working full time to support my- 
self — but will have no money to help 
myself through college. (R.W., PA) 

A. First: check with school counselor 
about government grants and loans. 
Also, what aid the school offers for its 
own students. Second: you qualify for 
private sector awards based on factors in 
your background including gender, resi- 
dency, field of interest and many others. 

Here is a private source award you are 
eligible for if your field were economics: 
YOUNG AMERICA'S FOUNDATION 
(COLEMAN-TIMOLAT SCHOLAR- 
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812, Reston, VA 22090. Amount: 



$1,000. Deadline: April 15. Emphasis 
on conservative point of view. Must 
show evidence of an aptitude for leader- 
ship. Must demonstrate need. Contact 
Ron Robinson, President, address above. 
How can you know all you are eligible 
for from the private sector? This is an 
enormous chore because there are so 
many sources. Now you can tap the 
world's largest computerized database of 
private award sources: over 200,000 list- 
ings covering UNDERGRADUATE, 
GRADUATE and OVERSEAS study. 
For free details, write: Financial Aid 
Finders, 77 Gristmill Rd., Randolph, NJ 
07869. 



OVERVIEW OF CHANGES TO HIGHER EDUCATION PROGRAMS 

National Direct Student Loan (NDSL) Program (Renamed "Perkins Loan" Program) 



PREVIOUSLY: 


CHANGES: 


REMAINING THE SAME: 


• Up to $3,000 for first two years, 
and up to $6,000 for entire un- 
dergraduate education 


• Up to $4,500 for the first two 
years, and up to $9,000 for en- 
tire undergraduate education 


• Must be repaid 

• Interest rate remains at 5% 

• Loan amount is based on need 
and availability of funds. 

- 


• Up to $12. (XX) for entire post- 
secondary education 


• Up to $18,000 for entire post- 
secondary education. 


• Repayment began six months 
after leaving college 


• Repayment begins nine months 
after leaving college. 


• Loan money was reduced at 
colleges where the default rate 
by former students exceeded 
10%. 


• Loan money will be reduced at 
colleges where the default rate 
by former students falls between 
7.5 and 20% 


• Loan money was eliminated 
when the default rate exceeded 
25% 


• Loan money will be eliminated 
when the default rate exceeds 
20%. 


. 


• Repayment can be waived 
because of: 

• partial/total disability 

• death 

• through participation in spe 
cial teaching programs (teach- 
ing handicapped students in 
designated low-income ele- 
mentary or specified Head- 
start programs). 



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Supplemental Loans for Students and Parents 



PREVIOUSLY: 


CHANGES: 




• Up to $2,500 a year for under 
graduates (amount combined 
with GSL not to exceed the 
yearly/total GSL undergraduate 
limits) . 


• Up to $4,000 a year for inde- 
pendent undergraduates 
(amount combined with any 
GSL money cannot exceed 
yearly /total GSL undergraduate 
limits) . 




• Up to $3,000 per year for grad- 
uate students to $15,000 total 


• Up to $4,000 per year for grad 
uate students to $20,000 total 


• Up to $3,000 a year/total of 
$15,000 to parents for each de- 
pendent child/undergraduate 
student 


• Up to $4,000 a year/total of 
$20,000 to parents for each de- 
pendent child/undergraduate 
student 


• Interest rate: 12% 

, 


• Interest rate: equals 91 -day 
Treasury bill plus 3 75 points 
(10. 18% as of 11/15/86 (52- 
week average]). 



Pell Grant 



PREVIOUSLY: 


CHANGES: 


REMAINING THE SAME: 


• Up to $2, 100 per year for 
undergraduates 


• Up to $2,300 in academic year 
1987 for undergraduate study 
(Thereafter, the maximum Pell 
Grant will increase $200 

annually ) 


• Does not have to be repaid 

• Awarded based on eligibility 
determined by standard 
formula 


Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grants (SEOG) 


PREVIOUSLY: 


CHANGES: 


REMAINING THE SAME: 


• From $200 to $2,000 per year 
for undergraduates 


• From $100 to $4,000 per year 
for undergraduates. 


• Does not have to be repaid 

• Awarded based upon need, 
and funding available 




W ■ Wrestling 
WBB = Women's Basketball 
MBB = Men's Basketball 




Delaware Valley College 
1987 FEBRUARY 1987 




Sunday 



1 



Bridal Fair 

Student Center 
Reservations Required 



8 



15 




22 



Monday 



2 



MBB/Spring Garden/A/8 p.m. 
WBB/Spring Garden/ A/6 p.m. 



Tuesday 



3 



Girl Scout 

Cookies on Sale 

During Dinner! 

W/Kings/H/7 p.m. 



9 



WBB/Kings/H/7 p.m. 



16 



Washington's Birthday 

(observed) 

NO CLASSES 

Have a cool one! 

WBB/Upsala/A/7 p.m. 



10 






BODY DOUBLE 

APR • 9pm 



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17 



23 



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Wednesday 



4 



Thursday 



5 



MBB/Scranton/A/8. 15 p.m. 
WBB/Scranton/A/6:15 p.m. 



11 



12 



Lincoln's Birthday 



Friday 



6 




Saturday 



HIGH SCHOOL 

OPEN HOUSE 

AT DVC! 

MBB/Messiah/A/8 p.m. 
W/Moravian/H/1 p.m. 



MBB/FDU/H/8 p.m. 
WBB/FDU/H/6p.m. 
W/Elizabethtown/A/7:30 p.m. 



18 



CAREER DAY 

APR • All Day 
"Dress to Impress" 

MBB/Lycoming/H/8 p.m. 
MBB-JV/6 p.m. 



Hart Recital 

during lunch time 
in the Music Room 

PUB NIGHT 

9 p.m.-l a.m. 




19 




THE KILLING FIELDS'' 

APR • 9 p.m. 



S^^lj Follow a 
Monday Schedule 
Placement Office 
Interviews 

APR 



13 



20 



14 




Valentine's Day 

W/ Western Maryland /A/2 p.m. 
MBB/Kings/A/8 p.m. 
WBB/Lycoming/A/2 p.m. 



26 



RAY BOSTON 




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Bring your suits! 
APR • 9 p.m.-l am 



SOPHOMORE 
DINNER 
DANCE 

Highpoint! 



27 



21 



MBB/Drew/H/2 p.m. 



28 



W/MAC'S/Western Maryland 



LEADERSHIP 
CONFERENCES 

Sponsored by 
DVC's Student Government 

Student Center • 9 a.m. -5 p.m. 




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Sports Trivia '87 

Here's a matchup for all college athlet- 
ics fans. College athletics have really 
gone to the birds! Match the college with 
its correct "bird" nickname: 



1. Tempie 


A. Cardinals 


2. Kansas 


B. Blue Jays 


3. S. Carolina 


C. Blackbirds 


4. Iowa 


D. Eagles 


5. Louisville 


E. Owls 


6. Bowling Green 


F. Gamecocks 


7. Creighton 


G. Webfoots 


8. St. Joseph's 


H. Peacocks 


9. Long Island U. 


I. Jayhawks 


10. Canisus 


J. Hawkeyes 


11. Boston College 


K. Gobblers 


12. Niagra 


L. Falcons 


13. Oregon 


M. Hawks 


14. Virginia Tech 


N. Purple Eagles 


15. St. Peters 


0. Griffins 



Most correct matches wins! If there's a 
tie, the winners will go in a hat and the 
winner will be drawn. Submit all the en- 
tries to Box 951 with the * of the team 
and its matching letter or bird. Winner 
will receive a coupon for a free burger, 
fries and soda from Caesar's. You can't 
win if you don't play. 



UPDATES ON: 
Women's Basketball 

Women's Hockey 

Intramural Basketball 

Men's Basketball 

and 

Wrestling 

next week in Ram Pages! 




MUM! ITS BACK MMM 

AEROBICS 

Every Monday & Wednesday 

4:15 to 5:45 P.M. 

IN THE ALL-PURPOSE ROOM 

STARTING FEBRUARY 2 

Get a lump on summer!!! 

Look and fee/ better! 
Come out and participate! 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

•For the closet dwellers: NY. Giants 
capture Super Bowl XXI with con- 
vincing 39-20 trouncing over Denver 
Broncos. Giant QB Phil Simms, who 
was 22 of 25 for 268 yds. and three 
touchdowns, was named MVP. Will 
the Gatorade showers end in '87-'88 
or will Parcells start a new line of 
Gatorade -proof coaching outfits? 

• Sixers fall seven back following loss to 
Boston. Ruland is out indefinitely and 
Toney is back to stay? Toney hits for 
team high 21 during Boston loss, but 
will scoring continue? Time to hit NBA 
center shopping list? Maybe San Diego's 
Benoit Benjamin, maybe Blab, Wenn- 
ington. Donaldson, Perkins or Tarply 
from the wealth of centers in Dallas, 
maybe Cleveland's excess of Lee, Tur- 
pin or Daugherty could be lured away? 
Moses still pumping in the points and 
grabbing the boards in DC. I wonder 
what his thoughts on the matter are? 
The Sixers are burnt, that's what he's 
thinking. 

• Stefan Edberg of Sweden beat Pat 
Cash 6-3, 6-4, 3-6. 5-7. 6-3 to win 
$1.65 million at the Australian Open 
Tennis Tourney in Melbourne. 

• Mets Ron Darling and Tim Teufel to 
appear in court this week after being 
charged with felonious aggravated as- 
sault following last year's skirmish at a 
Houston nightclub. 

• Flyers 16 points up on second place 
New York Islanders to face Buffalo on 
Wed.. Pittsburgh on Thurs. and N.Y. 
Rangers on Sat. afternoon. 

• Parrish behind the plate for Phils could 
strike fear into the hearts of New York 
and entire league. 

• Philadelphia Wings box lacrosse drops 
to 0-2 following 20-19 overtime loss to 
Baltimore Thunder (1-1) Make home 
debut tommorow night vs. New Jersey. 

• Mets pitcher Dwight pleads no contest 
and gets three years probation and 160 
hours of community service resulting 
from felony charges given following 
brawl in Tampa, Florida involving 
Gooden. 

STAFF 

Editors-in-chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E . Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Artist Monica Etzweiler 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Missy 

Brangan, Brett Hart, Judy Henry, John 

Nicholson, Melanie O'Neill, Brian 

Taggart, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors . . . Joe Ferry, Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 

Dr. Richard Ziemer 



High School Basketball Standings 

As of Friday 



PUBLIC 



w 



OveraN 
W L 



Frankford . . . 
Northeaet . . . 
Washington • • 

Lincoln 

Eng & Science 

CNntv 

Kensington . . 



2 
3 
3 

4 
4 
4 
b 



9 
4 

6 
5 

4 
4 



3 
8 

7 
7 
8 
6 



Penncrest 

Lower Menon . . . 
Marple Newtown 
Upper Darby . . . 
Springfield (D) . . 
Hsverford High . . 
Radnor 



1 13 



DtvWonB 



W 



Overs* 
W I 



Parkway 

Straw. Mansion 

Gratt 

Central 

Germantown . . 
M.L. King . , , . 
Roxboroogh . . . 



4 
4 
3 
2 

1 






2 
2 
3 
4 

6 
6 



7 
8 
6 
9 
6 
4 



7 
5 
9 
7 
7 
8 



5 


4 


8 


6 


5 


4 


7 


8 


4 


5 


8 


7 


4 


S 


6 


7 


2 


7 


4 


11 


1 


8 


1 


12 





9 


1 


11 



1 11 



DMsionC 



W 



OveraN 

W I 



Franklin 

F.L Center . . . 
Mastbaum . . . 

Dobbins 

Univ. City .... 

Edison 

William Penn . . 



6 
4 
4 
5 
5 

J 
1 




2 
2 
1 

1 

3 
5 



12 
8 
9 

14 
13 

8 

4 



2 
5 
6 
3 

2 

6 

11 



DrvistonD 



W 



OveraN 
W I 



West Phila. 
Southern . 
Overbrook . 

Bok 

Bertram . . 
Bodme . . . 
Lamberton 



6 
6 
4 
4 

3 
2 






2 
2 
3 
4 
5 



17 
14 
6 
6 
7 
5 
2 



2 
1 
9 
8 
7 
5 
13 



CATHOLIC 

North Division 



W 



Overall 
W L 



Card Dougherty 

La Salle 

Bish. Kennck . . 
Arch. Ryan . . . 
Bish McDevitt . 
North Cath. . . . 
Father Judge . . 
Arch Wood , . . 
Bishop Egan . . 



5 
4 
3 

3 

3 
3 
2 

1 




1 
1 
2 
2 
2 
3 
3 
5 
5 



11 
8 

10 
9 
8 
6 
7 
4 
3 



4 
6 
4 
5 
6 
9 
7 
11 
11 



SUB. AMER. 

Liberty Division 


League 
W L 


OveraN 
W L 




... 7 
... 6 
... 6 
... 4 
... 2 
... 


2 
3 
3 

S 
7 
9 


14 2 
10 4 
9 8 
8 9 
6 10 
6 10 


Freedom Division 


League 
W I 


OveraN 
W L 


Springfield (M) 

Upper Dublin 

Lower Moreland 


... 9 
... 6 
4 
... 4 
... 3 
. .. 3 



3 
5 
5 
6 
6 


11 2 

12 4 
10 7 

7 8 
6 8 
6 9 


SUB. NAT. 
Patriot Division 


League 
W L 


OveraN 

W L 




. . . 6 
.. . 5 

4 

4 

. . 3 

. . . 


3 
3 
5 
5 
6 
9 


7 7 
10 4 

6 9 

8 8 
6 10 
1 15 


Colonial Division 


League 
W L 


OveraN 
W L 


C.B Watt 


... 8 
... 7 



1 
2 
5 
6 
8 


13 2 

9 5 

13 4 


CB East 


... 3 
... 3 

... 1 


6 10 
8 7 
2 13 








DEL VAL 


League 
W L 


OveraN 

W I 



Southern Division 



League 
W L 



OveraN 
W L 



Sun Valley. 
Chtchestar . . . 
Chester 
Peon Wood . . 
Glen Mills . . . 
Academy Park 
Interboro . . . 
Hamton 



5 
5 

4 
4 
3 
2 
1 




1 
1 
2 
2 
3 
4 
5 
6 



12 
10 
11 
10 

7 
3 
5 




3 

4 

2 

4 

4 

11 

11 

13 



Roman Catholic . 
West Catholic . . 
Arch Carroll . . . 
Card O'Hara . . . 
St Josephs . . . 
Monsignor Bonner 
St J. Neumann . 
St. James 



4 
3 
2 
2 
2 
2 
1 






1 

2 
2 

2 
2 
3 

4 



12 
8 

10 
7 
7 
7 
5 
4 



3 
9 
4 
5 
6 
8 
10 
11 



CHESMONT 



League 
W L 



OveraN 
W I 



INTER AC 


League 
W L 


OveraN 
W L 


Episcopal 

Malvern 

Chestnut Hill .... 


2 

2 

1 











1 
1 

1 

2 


16 2 

10 5 
13 4 

11 7 

8 S 

6 7 


CENTRAL 


League 
W L 


OveraN 
W L 



Coatesvilte . . . 
W C Henderson 
Great Valley . . . 
O.J Roberts . . 
Dowmngtown . 
Boyertown . . . 
W C East 



6 
5 
3 
3 
3 
1 






1 

3 
3 
3 

5 
6 



11 

10 

10 

6 

3 

4 



5 
5 

7 

7 

12 

11 



1 13 



PIONEER 



League 
W L 



OveraN 
W L 



Conestoga 
Ridley .... 
Strath Haven 



9 
8 

7 





1 

2 



14 1 
11 3 
10 5 



Pottsgrove 
Upper Perkiomen 
Lansdele Cath. . . 

St Pius X 

Pottstown 

Spring-Ford . . . . 
Phoemxville . . . . 
Perk. Valley 



6 
6 

4 
4 
4 
2 
2 




1 
1 
3 
3 
3 
5 
5 
7 



13 

13 



2 
3 



6 11 
8 8 



7 
5 
3 




6 
11 
11 
11 



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TONIGHT, JANUARY 30 - BUS LEAVES AT 6 P.M. 
TICKETS - $6.00 AT DEAN TASKER'S OFFICE 





Women's hockey season underway 



Tennis at DVC could produce stars like this guy 

TENNIS AT DVC 

Yes. a spring tennis team is being 
organized here at DVC. If anyone is in- 
terested in playing spring tennis, please 
contact Jerry Fritz, Box *1133. 

ATTENTION! 

WOMEN'S INTRAMURAL FLOOR HOCKEY 

■ 

CAPTAINS AND PLAYERS - 

HAVE YOUR GAME IN RAM PAGES! 

Send teams in conflict, goal scores and team records 
to Box 951 and attract more interest to your team and 
league through Ram Pages. 



SIX WOMEN 
IS ALL IT TOOK! 

by Constantina Hajioannou 

Talk about nasty! Monday night. Jan- 
uary 26. the Sex Waxettes/Cripples 
played CYJ in women's indoor hockey. 
The roster for the teams consists of: 
CYJ 

Janice Accatatta 

Michelle Dobbs 

Kelly Hadesty 

Carol Janovski 

Regina Lynam 

Laurie Middour 

Lori Ortiz 

Joell Pursel 

Beth Risser 

Karen Vincent 

Sex Waxettes/Cripples 

Darlene Cernohorsky 
Constantina Hajioannou 
Fay Lobaugh 
Kay Lobaugh 
Margaret Schultz 
Deb Woll 

After three periods of tripping, slash- 
ing and checking, the score was 6-2, Sex 
Waxettes/Cripples came out victorious! 
Beth Risser and Joell Pursel each scored 
one for CYJ. Deb Woll scored four goals 
for SW/C, Constantina Hajioannou and 
Kay Lobaugh each contributed one goal. 
The goalies for the game were Carol 
Janovsky/Lori Ortiz for CYJ and Kay 
Lobaugh/Fay Lobaugh for SW/C. This 
was the first game of the season there- 
fore the records for the teams are: 
CYJ 0-1 & Sex Waxettes/Cripples 1-0 




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Why work for 

minimum wage 

when you could 

earn $8.00/hour? 

Work part time as a PACKAGE 
HANDLER for United Parcel 
Service in Willow Grove, PA. 
Choose your starting time: 
1 PM, 5PM, 11 PM or 4 AM. 

We also have part time open- 
ings for car washers and cler- 
ical personnel. 

Applications are being ac- 
cepted Monday through Fri- 
day, 9 AM to 4 PM at the PA 
State Job Service Office, 471 
E. County Line Rd., Hatboro. 
PA, or call for information, 
443-2835. Equal Opportunity 
Employer, M/F. 




Smith grapples with Villanova Wildcat in recent 
match 

Athlete of the Week: 

This week's Athlete of the Week has 
been the National Champion at the 142 
lb. weight for the past two years. He bat- 
tles in one of the most grueling and de- 
manding sports, wrestling, but still comes 
out on top. He has a career record, regu- 
lar season and post season, of 57-0 in 
Division III. His name is Sean Smith and 
through 14 matches he carries a record 
of 14-0 with one pin for the MAC lead- 
ing DVC Aggies. With a record of 14-2. 
DVC has relied on the ability of its many 
fine wrestlers, but we'd like to highlight 
one of its best. Sean is a senior from 
Dover H.S. in Dover. PA. For his hard 
work, grappling ability and dedication, 
it's time to salute Sean Smith, our Athlete 
of the Week. Congratulations! 




NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 
SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Pitcher Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: $1 Cheesesteak 
Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM-3 PM 

Happy Hour 4-6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1966 



Last week's front page story "Friend From 
Abroad" refers to this young gentleman from 
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Vol. XXI. No. 16 
Friday, February 6. 1987 




Del-Valentine Lines 

on Sale NOW at 

the following locations: 

Levin Dining Hall 

Snack Bar during lunch hours 

Berk 210 
Last Chance: Monday, Feb. 9 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Phil Spots Shadow 



by Bill Rein 

Last Tuesday, the famous furry meteor- 
ologist from Punxsatawney in western 
Pennsylvania, emerged from his earthen 
office to give his annual report on the 
length of this year's winter season. Recent 
weather patterns influenced this year's 
report, undoubtedly. Dr. Phil was not 
optimistic; all signs pointed to six more 
weeks of standard wintry weather. 

He illustrated this phenomenon by 
showing those present at his Punxsataw- 
ney retreat that his shadow was present 
that day, and explained that for as long 
as he can remember, this meant a longer 
winter was in store for most of the U.S. 
However, statistics kept for that period of 
time have proven inconclusive to his 
theory, causing an increasingly skeptical 



scientific community to brand the pheno- 
menon "groundhogwash" in a recent 
study in the much respected Journal of 
Meaningless Statistics. 

Professors at Delaware Valley College, 
many of whom subscribe to that publica- 
tion, believe that, contrary to Dr. Phil's 
belief, this annual ritual is merely Phil's 
way of gaining some attention for himself 
— especially the attention of female 
groundhogs. They say that this is a pro- 
duct of reproductive hormonal activity; 
Dr. Phil scoffs at that notion, though he 
does admit to being a little amorous 
around Valentine's Day — which just 
happens to come around the beginning 
of February every year, when he predicts 
the weather too. 




STUDY SAYS DVC TOP SOURCE OF Ph.D.s 



A recent study based on an examina- 
tion of productivity for all accredited insti- 
tutions whose bachelor's degree recipients 
earned Ph.D.s during a thirty year period, 
ranked Delaware Valley College fourth 
in the U.S. as a source of life science 
doctoral degree recipients. DVC had 3.8 
percent of its baccalaureate degree earn- 
ers receive these Ph.D.s during the years 
1951 through 1980. That placed it with 
Cal Tech and the University of California 
at Irvine. 

This research, published by Carol H. 
Fuller for the Great Lakes Colleges 
Association in Ann Arbor, Michigan, was 
printed in the November/December 
1986 issue of Changes. Fuller's data was 
taken from that collected by the National 
Research Council of the National Acade- 

New Outpatient Program 
for Eating Disorders 

Philadelphia's Renfrew Center, which 
specializes in the treatment of anorexia 
and bulimia, has introduced an outpatient 
program for all Delaware Valley residents. 
Comprehensive care is available for peo- 
ple seeking outpatient therapy for those 
and related disorders such as compulsive 
eating and overeating. 

The professional services include indi- 
vidual psychotherapy to help enhance 
control and self-esteem, to understand 
and manage emotions, and ultimately 
change eating behavior, according to Kim 
Hanson, of the Renfrew Center. Further- 
more, group therapy, consultations with 
physicians, nutritionists, and other special- 
ists, help the outpatient take control of 
the disorder which in the past may con- 
trol him or her. 

About six million Americans reportedly 
suffer from anorexia and bulimia; the 
Renfrew Center was established two years 
to provide resources and residential care 
for the treatment of these disorders. 

For more information about the treat- 
ment programs, call Nancy Jensen at 
(215) 482-5353. 

CAREER DAY 
FEBRUARY 18 



my of Sciences since 1920. She then cal- 
culated ratios allowing for different size 
institutions, including those awarding first 
baccalaureate degrees after 1951. It was 
the first time such a study took these size 
differences into account, for all accredited 
institutions. 

The study was undertaken to increase 
understanding of the effects of baccalau- 
reate education and the comparative 
strengths of various institutions as prepar- 
ers for post-graduate education. 

Between 1946 and 1976. 83 people 
who graduated from DVC in Biology, 
Dairy and Animal Husbandry, Ornamen- 
tal Horticulture. Horticulture, and 
Agronomy went on to receive doctoral 
degrees. 




Photo /Ram Pages files 

Bride-to-Be Dreams 
Come True at DVC 

Last Sunday, hopeful future brides 
and their families filled the Student Cen- 
ter to experience the possibilities present- 
ed to them by Anne Bailey's Bridal Fair. 
Everything the bride and groom could 
want for their wedding was presented in 
one place — from the engagement rings 
to the florist to the photographer to the 
wedding cake — making it a unique one- 
stop shopping trip which may have taken 
the hassle out of the wedding plans! 

And what marketing strategies the ex- 
hibitors offered: a fashion show for both 



MISSING YOU? 




WE NEED YOUR HELP! 

Prepare to Meet 

"The Ultimate Challenge!" 

FEBRUARY 10, 1987 

12:00 p.m. -5:00 p.m. 

All Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS! 



PLEASE GIVE BLOOD.^^ 



Blood donation sign-up sheets are available in the Residence 
Life Office, in the Snack Bar area of the Student Center, and 
the dorms. 




Photo/Ram Pages files 

men and women to admire, with eye- 
catching models and mannequins that 
came to life — really the hard work of 
trained freeze-frame models! 

Though the show was open to those 
who made prior reservations, it seemed 
like the crowd was over the capacity 
allowed for the APR and exhibits were 
even set up in the Snack Bar. This tight 
situation brought some comment from 
those present that felt it may need to be 
toned down a bit for safety as well as en- 
joyment of those present — DVC staff 
and the business people included. This 
has been an annual complaint of the fair 
proving that it was a popular event for 
the college. 



* ALERT • 

February 18, 1987 
IS CAREER DAY 

Additional Information 
Next Issue! 



• 



This Week on 

is * 



Campus 



2nd floor 



by Wendy L. Unger 
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 6 

TGinn 

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7 

DVC Open House 

MBB (A) vs. Messiah, 8 p.m 

W (H) vs. Moravian 1 p.m 

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8 

Day of R & R — take advantage 1 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2 

WBB(H) vs. Kings. 7 p.m. 
Ram Pages meeting. 7 p.m 
of Student Center 

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 10 

Hood Drive, DVC Student Center. 
APR. 12 p.m. - 5 p.m. Accept tfie 
challenge! Give blood — save a le 

Film: "Body Doubte" 9 p.m in the 
APR 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 1 

MBB (H) vs. FDU, 8 pm 

WBB (HJ vs. FDU, 6 p.m. 

W (A) vs. Elteabethtown, 7:30 p 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 12 

Harp Recital. Musk: Room. Student 
Center 12 - 1 p.m 

Abe's B<lay 

CaesartPub, 9pr i m 




MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 



by Irving Bender 

Q. My daughter has not been able to 
begin college due to money difficulties. I 
have applied for government grants 
(SEOG & Pell), but was denied funds. 
(J.M.H., IL) 

A. She may be eligible for government 
loans although not grants. Also, find out 
what aid schools offer to their own stu- 
dents. Your daughter also qualifies for 
private sector awards based on factors in 
your background including: gender, field 
of study, career goals, and many more. 

Here is a private source award your 
daughter is eligible for regardless of her 
field of study: if a parent is a veteran: 
American Legion Auxiliar National Head- 
quarters (American Legion Auxiliary Na- 
tional President's Scholarships), 777 N. 
Meridian, Indianapolis, IN 46204. 
Amount: $1,500 - $2,000. Deadline: 
March 15. Parent must be a vet, student 
must not have attended college at time of 
award. 

How can you know all you are eligible 
for? This is an enormous chore because 
there are so many independent sources. 
You can tap the world's largest compu- 
terized database of private award sources: 
over 200,000 listings covering UNDER- 
GRADUATE, GRADUATE, and OVER- 
SEAS study. For free details, write: Fi- 
nancial Aid Finders, 77 Gristmill Rd., 
Randolph, NJ 07869. 



ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE 

TO WHAT'S HAPPENING 

IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 

Editor's Note: Ram Pages receives about 
a half-dozen news releases per week, con- 
cerning different cultural happenings 
coming up in this area. Now, we hope to 
put them to better use by providing the 
reader with a more diverse and maybe 
educating supplement to the events of- 
fered at DVC. We hope that this will be- 
come a regular addition to your weekly 
paper. 

• Valentine's Day Party at the Zoo 

Love notes for a llama, poems for pen- 
guins, and any other animal sentiments 
for your favorite furry, feathered, or scaled 
friend will enable kids under 12 to be ad- 
mitted free to the Philadelphia Zoo on 
Saturday, February 14. 

From noon to 4 p.m. the Sixth Annual 
WTAF-TV Valentine's Day Party will in- 
clude musicians, jugglers, and mimes, 
plus a few cartoon character surprises. 
Plan to join the festivities. 

• Closely Watched Films - 
International Film Series 

Closely Watched Films will open its 
ten-film spring season on Thursday, Fe- 
bruary 12, with "El Norte"; This film is an 
"unforgettable blend of drama and dream 
imagery," beginning in the mountain 
jungles of Guatemala. Two young people 
seek a better life in America as they see 
their world crumble. 

"El Norte" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. 
in the James-Lorah House Auditorium, 
132 North Main Street, Doylestown. 

Coming up later will be three films to 
be shown at the County Theatre on East 
State Street. 

Each film of this series will be preceded 
by a classic or experimental film short 
subject. Doors open at 7 p,m; The Cor- 
ner Store serves fresh coffee, tea, and 
baked goods until showtime. 



Q. I am national of another country 
enrolled at an American college studying 
biology and chemistry. I don't know 
whether I qualify for any private scholar- 
ships. (J.R., KS) 

A. Many private source awards do not 
require U.S. citizenship, but only fulltime 
study at an accredited college. You quali- 
fy for additional awards based on your 
country of origin , field of interest — and 
many other factors. 

Here is a private source award you are 
eligible for: Society for the Advancement 
of Materials and Process Engineering 
(SAMPE-SCHOLARSHIP AWARD) 
P.O. Box 2459, Covina, CA 91722. 
Amount: $1,000. Deadline: January 31. 
Must be formally recommended by ad- 
visor or department head. Scholarships 
not available to seniors. Must be matricu- 
lating in a subject related to materials and 
processes. Contact: Marge Smith, at the 
above address. 

How can you know all you are eligible 
for from the private sector? This is an 
enormous chore because there are so 
many sources. Now you can tap the 
world's largest computerized database of 
private award sources: over 200,000 
listings covering UNDERGRADUATE, 
GRADUATE, and OVERSEAS study. 
For free details, write: Financial Aid 
Finders, 77 Gristmill Rd., Randolph, NJ 
07969. 



Single Admissions are $3.50; Student 
Memberships are $15.00. Call 345-5663 
on evenings for details. 

• Villanova Theatre 
Presents Comedy- Mystery 

Joe Orton's comedy, "What the Butler 
Saw," will be presented February 11 
through Hand 18 through 21 at 8 p.m., 
with a Sunday matinee on February 22 
beginning at 2 p.m. Ticket prices range 
from $7 to $9 with special student 
rates. Call 645-7474 for details. Villanova 
University is located at County Line and 
Spring Mill Roads in Villanova, PA. 

"What the Butler Saw" is classic farce 
— a respected psychiatrist finds himself 
in the predicament of hiding a naken sec- 
retary from his jealous wife ... all the 
while coping with a drugged policeman 
and a deranged doctor. Mistaken identi- 
ties and mysterious disappearances are 
the order of the day. 

• Riverfront Dinner Theatre 
Serving "Grease" 

"Grease"is playing by the Delaware 
River until March 29, 1987. Call (215) 
925-7000 for details and reservations. 

• Philadelphia Drama Guild 
Premiers "Playwrights of 
Philadelphia" Play Festival 

Philadelphia's major professional thea- 
tre will be showing world premiers of three 
plays by three native Philadelphia play- 
wrights, in repertory at the Harold Prince 
and Studio Theatres of the Annenberg 
Center from March 3 through March 15, 
1987. See upcoming On The Town for 
details. 

• Day Long Symposium on Greek Era 
at the University of Perm Museum 

Archeologists, historians, and human- 
ists will join forces at "Recreating the 
World of Philip of Macedon and Alexan- 
der the Great" on Saturday, February 7, 
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Refreshments and a 
reception are included. $35 for students. 
Call 898-3042 for details. 




in Response: 

Agriculture NOT 

a Dirty Word 

Dear Editors, 

It has been proposed to take agriculture 
out of the school's name. While Dr. 
Blumenfield has brought up some interest- 
ing ideas, 1 cannot agree with this plan. 
Student recruiting problems should not 
be blamed on misconceptions associated 
with the school's name. However, Dr. 
Blumenfield is correct in that admissions 
personnel should be well-paid, person- 
able, technical sales representatives. 
Representatives should receive bonuses 
when they get results and released when 
they don't. The problems that I see as 
"student recruiting problems" are the high 
tuition and the lack of school promotion. 
If these areas could be improved, I'm 
sure enrollment would go up. 

Why change the school's name, DVC 
is already known for producing leaders in 
agriculture. We need to develop our other 
departments to match the reputation and 
to be better than other colleges. This 
would draw in students, not changing 
our name. 

As for agriculture becoming a dirty 
word^ do not agree. George Washington 
once said, "Agriculture is the most health- 
ful, the most useful, and the most noble 
employment of man." This is still, as far 
as I can tell, the general public's opinion. 

I'm proud of our school's agricultural 
tradition and the school's name. I am a 
Horticulture major at Delaware Valley 
College of Science and AGRICULTURE 
and that's what I want it to say on my 
diploma. 

Sincerely, 
Robert S. Deemer 



PHILADELPHIA 
FLOWER SHOW 

The Way We Were . . . 

Tickets on Sale 
., At Lasker Hall Receptionist 

MARCH 8-15, 1987 
ADULT - $6.75 

It's not too early 
to start planning for March! 




Lost & Found Articles 

These articles may be picked up at the 

Dean of Student's Office. 

Misc. Keys 

3 General Motors Keys 

2 Ford Car Keys 

Subaru Car Keys 

Chrysler Car Keys 

(found in Goldman 2nd) 

Honda Car Keys 

Sadd Key Chain 

Clothing 

Black & White Scarf 

(found in Dining Hall) 

Black Jacket & Backpack in Mandell 

Miscellaneous Gloves 

Book Bag 

Jewelry, Etc. 

Ring 

Monogrammed Tie Clip with Stone 

Timex Watch 

Glasses 

Umbrella 

Sunglasses 

Covered Wagon Charm 

Earrings 

Records 



From . . . 
the Krauskopf Library 

Don't let your friend talk you into us- 
ing your library card. YOU are responsible 
for ALL materials checked out under 
your name. That means that YOU are 
billed for the fines if the book is returned 
late and that YOU must pay for the book 
if it is lost. 

Please Note Library Hours: 

FEB. 13 - 8:30 to 4:30 p.m. 

FEB. 14 - 12:00 to 3:00 p.m. 

FEB. 15- 1:00 to 5:00 p.m. 

Otherwise, regular hours are scheduled 

for the rest of February. 

Now you can read the Sunday New 
York Times on Sunday at the Library. 
We are having it delivered rather than 
mailed. 






(Rev.cMartin L.King 



father ^Divine 

Book Sellers Honor 
Black History Month 



cMalcolm X 



Hard to find favorites about black 
Americans are available this February, 
Black History Month, at Friends of the 
Free Library (FFLP) used bookstore. 
This very special collection includes works 
by James Baldwin, Dick Gregory, Alex 
Haley, and Martin Luther King. 

FFLP used bookstore, located in 30th 
Street Station, is also offering a selection 
of new books at used book prices. These 



books are slightly older, new copies that 
have never been previously owned . FFLP 
continues its paperback booksale. Select 
from thousands of books at hard to beat 
prices! 

All proceeds from book sales will bene- 
fit FFLP, whose programs support educa- 
tion and literacy throughout the city. 
Come on down! Buy a book and expand 
your world! 






cMarcus Qarvey 



'Frederick ^Douglass 



Le^Roi Jones 




LACROSSE '87 
TAKING SHAPE 

The 1987 lacrosse season is quickly 
approaching. The Delaware Valley Col- 
lege Lacrosse team is swiftly preparing to 
meet the challenge of the many hard-hit- 
ting opponents that they shall encounter. 
With one season under his belt, Hank 
Kasprzak tending the goal, Del Val will 
face sharp-shooting opponents like Millers- 
ville, Temple, and Ursinus. Del Val will 
field a team of seasoned veteran mid- 
fielders that include Mark Beshinges, Juan 
Desouza, Bob Sauer, Vince Coviello, 
and Tom Await. Spear-heading Del Val 
offense will be attackmen Jim DeCoursey, 
Tom Hertler, and Roy Woytas. With an 
opening game against Trenton State Uni- 
versity on March 27 here on the home 
turf, Del Val should be well prepared to 
meet the onslaught. 

The team is presently holding intramur- 
als in the gym to help members prepare 
for the 1987 season. Anyone interested 
in playing during regular season or during 
the indoor intramurals, should contact 
any lacrosse player. So come out and 
give the team the much needed support, 
for this should be an exciting season. 
Any questions, please contact Jim 
DeCoursey, Work 112, P.O. Box 1230. 

1987 Lacrosse Schedule 

3/27 Trenton State Univ. Home 2 pm 

4/ 1 Acad, of New Church Away 4 pm 

4/4 Temple University Away ? 

4/11 MUleravUle Univ. Away 2 pm 

4/12 Masters LacroMe Club Home 2 pm 

4/15 Acad, of New Church Home 4 pm 

4/22 Ursinus State Univ Home 4 pm 

4/26 Moravian Home 2 pm 

5/2 Temple University Home 2 pm 




MUM! ITS BACK MMM 

AEROBICS 

Every Monday & Wednesday 

4:15 to 5:45 P.M. 

IN THE ALL-PURPOSE ROOM 

STARTING FEBRUARY 2 

Get a lump on summer!!! 

Look and feel better! 
Coma out and participate 1 . 




^ia-j-Up 



MEN SPLIT ON WEEKEND TRIP; 
FALL FROM PLAYOFF PICTURE 



by John Litzke 

A seemingly very successful season for 
the Delaware Valley men's basketball has 
turned a bit sour as of late, and in a real 
heartbreaking kind of way. 

A very talented DVC team, led by jun- 
ior center John Boone and sophomore 
guard Joe Butts who were both ranked 
nationally in Division III field goal percen- 
tage, rolled in to Selingrove to face the 
4-10, 4-4 Crusaders of Susquehanna. It 
would be an uncharacteristically poor 
shooting evening for the Aggies as DVC 
hit for only six field goals in the first half 
and 20/56 shooting overall in a 54-53 
defeat that stung for a while. The stingy 
part about the whole thing was that DVC 
had the opportunity to capture the ball 
game trailing 54-53 with :11 left in the 
game and the ball in the hands of DVC. 
Sophomore forward Dwight Weldon 
was the lone spark for DVC with 19 while 
senior center Bruce Merklinger had 19 
and freshman Jim Burke added 13. 

Off we were to Juniata, looking for a 
win over the Indians to make this long 
road trip worth while. And win is what 
they did, and in impressive fashion too. 
Five DVC players scored in double figures; 
Weldon (11), Butts (10), Ford (15), in- 
cluding three three-pointers, and Jones 
(12), but the most outstanding perfor- 
mance was put in by freshman forward 
Mike Sturynowicz who came off the bench 
to score 18 clutch points which included 
two three-pointers and added three steals. 
DVC basked in their 75-71 victory while 




Guard Dwight Weldon hits "J" over defender 




raising their record to (9-6, 5-3). Wayne 
Paul's 30 and Les Squair's 19 were highs 
for Juniata. 

January 26 vs. Moravian: The Grey- 
hounds were punched out quite easily 
this eve as freshman forward John Jones 
had a sensational outpouring in a season 
high 3 1 and ten rebounds to pace DVC 
over Moravian 81-66. DVC took a com- 
manding 40-28 lead into the dressing 
room and never looked back. It was a 
gem of a game for DVC as pluses includ- 
ed just four personal fouls in the first half, 
a 36-20 rebounding edge and 35/60 
shooting from the field. Other leaders for 
DVC included Weldon with 17, Boone 
with 12, and Butts with nine assists. 
Moravian was led by Mike Dougherty 
with 23 and Carl Clevenstine with 12. 

January 28 vs. Scranton: Before a 
packed house in Work Gym, the na- 
tionally ranked Scranton Royals came in 
and, I suppose, had really no perception 
of what they were up against and what 
they were in for. This was the game of 
the year and probably the game of the last 
20 years as far as DVC basketball goes. 
(The victory over Scranton in '85 at 
Scranton is a close second.) Trailing by 
seven at the half at 35-28, DVC stormed 
back with a sense of purpose and inten- 
sity that I have rarely seen. 

At 14:28 down by a score of 49-40 on 
a three-pointer by Shawn Gallagher. 
DVC ran off on a 15-4 spurt that climaxed 
on a three-pointer by junior guard Eric 
Ford and gave DVC the lead at 55-53 at 
the 9: 19 mark of the game. DVC would 
hold that lead until the 1:52 mark of the 
game when Scranton tied it at 66 on two 
fouls by John Paul Andrejko. With 1:41 
left. Ford hit a big jumper to propel DVC 
back in front 68-66. Three turnovers later, 
guard Joe Butts has the chance to ice it 
shooting 1-1 with :48 left but misses the 
front end. On the following trip down, 
junior Arthur Trippet is fouled and goes 
to the line shooting 1-1 and . . . hits both 
to tie it. Damn. Then DVC almost dug 
their own grave when the ball was turned 
over with :25 remaining, Scranton came 
down. Trippet was fouled and shooting 
1-1 with :01 remaining. Double Damn. 
But no. Trippet missed the front end. 
Boone rebounded and . . . overtime. 
Another ray of hope. The ray would cloud 
over though as a jumper by Gallagher 
with :12 left would prove to be enough 
as Scranton outscored DVC in the over- 
time 9-5 to win the Thrilla 'n Jimmy 
Worka, 77-73. Paving the way for DVC 



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was Eric Ford with 17 including four 
three-pointers, Dwight with 14, Butts 
with 13 including three three-pointers 
and Boone with 10. Gallagher had a 
game high 27 for the Royals (14-3, 8-1), 
Andrejko added 18, and Bob DiGenova 
had 14. 




Boone (42). Dudley discuss pregame strategy 

January 31 vs. Wilkes: With MAC 
Playoff hopes at stake, DVC took on the 
(7-7. 5-5) Wilkes Colonels who DVC beat 
handily earlier this season. DVC took a 
one-point lead at the half 36-35 but 
would falter in the end to give Wilkes the 
77-75 upset victory and virtually end any 
hope of post-season play for DVC. Con- 
sidering that in the college's 100 plus 
year history, post-season play for DVC 
men's basketball has been as foreign as 
residents of Mars enrolling. DVC can keep 
their heads high for they got a taste of 
what is to come, in what I think will be a 
playoff them in the next one to three 
years. And with seven games still remain- 
ing in the season, anything can happen! 

February 2 vs. Spring Garden: DVC 
came out of the games like they were 
shot out of a canon. Shooting 24/32 
(75%) from the field in the first half. 
DVC went into the locker room with a 
51-42 advantage which was spuned on 
by Weldon's 12, Cherry's 10, and eight 
each for Jones and Boone. The Bobcats 
were led by their main man, Dave Duda, 
who scored his 1000th career point in 
Spring Garden's previous game vs. Penn 
State. Capitol, with 15 and forward Paul 
Moyer added eight. DVC held the lead 
till the 13:13 mark of the final period 
when Moyer hit a three-pointer to make 
it 61-59. From then on DVC had to play 
catch up ball and fell short by a score of 
85-82. Duda finished with 30 and Sean 
Givnish had 20 including three three- 
pointers for the victors. DVC (10-9, 6-5) 
received fine performances from forward 
Dwight Weldon (21), Joe Cherry (17). 
and sophomore guard Joe Butts, who 
completed a feat, a rarity on any level of 
basketball. Butts had a triple-double with 
13 points, 12 assists, and ten rebounds. 
The win gave Spring Garden a record of 
500 at (9-9). 

STAFF 

Editorsin-Chief John D. Ebert 

and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Melanie 

O'Neill, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

• Moses goes 3-0 vs. Sixers following 
Saturday night's 106-105 win in Wash- 
ington. Moses hit the two fouls in the 
end to win it. 

• Flyers remain atop Patrick Division 
with 72 points, 14 ahead of second 
place NY. Islanders. Will take on New 
Jersey Saturday at 1 : 35 on channel 57. 

• Ex-Phillie pitcher Steve Carlton, with- 
out a job, is reported to be asking San 
Diego Padre manager and ex-Phillie 
shortstop Larry Bowa, for permission 
to attend Padres training camp. 

•Super scout Hugh Alexander leaves 
Phillies for good and signs up with 
Dallas Green and company in Chicago. 
With Ron Cey and his humungous sal- 
ary sent to Oakland to form the highest 
paid designated hitter duo with Reggie 
Jackson, Chicago is looking for third 
base help. New York Met Ray Knight is 
pondering on a $500,000, one-year 
deal with Baltimore. Boston Red Sox 
on the verge of losing a lot of players to 
free-agency. And the Lance Parrish — 
Bill Giles saga continues. 

• North Carolina guard Kenny Smith to 
be out two weeks to undergo arthro- 
scopic surgery on his knee. 

• In the America's Cup, U.S. boat Stars 
and Stripes won the fourth race to bring 
the Cup back to the United States after 
its three year absense. 

• Associated Press and UP1 Basketball 
Polls as of February 3. 1987: 



AP 


UPI 


l.UNLV 


l.UNLV 


2. Indiana 


2. Indiana 


3. North Carolina 


3. North Carolina 


4. Iowa 


4. Iowa 


5. Depaul 


5. Temple 


6. Temple 


6. Purdue 


7. Purdue 


7. Depaul 


S.Oklahoma 


8. Oklahoma 


9. Alabama 


9. Alabama 


10. Georgetown 


10. Georgetown 


1 1 . Syracuse 


1 1 . Syracuse 


12.Clemson 


12.TCU 


13. Pittsburgh 


13.Clemson 


14. Illinois 


14. Illinois 


15TCU 


15. Duke 



• Joe Paterno and national champ Penn 
State visit Ronald Reagan at the White 
House. Does Joe have a future in 
politics? 

• Here are the standings in pro box la- 
crosse as of February 3. 1987: 

NJ Saints, 3W, 1L, 61PF, 54PA 
Bait. Thunder 1W. 1L. 33PF, 35PA 
Phil. Wings 1W. 2L, 44PF, 42PA 
Wash. Wave 1W, 2L, 45PF, 52PA 

• Ebel U.S. pro indoor tennis has begun 
at the Spectrum. 



CAREER DAY 
FEBRUARY 18 




Sports Trivia '87 

In the late 70's the Philadelphia 76er's 
had many a championship battle with the 
Portland Trailblazers. In 1978 the two 
teams met in the NBA finals. Can you 
name the starting lineup for the 1978 
NBA champion Portland Trailblazers? 

No one got question * 1 , the stumper 
where it was asked if you could match 
the former ABA teams with their respec- 
tive cities. And here's how it went: 

Sports Quit Answers 

1 . E Minnesota Muskies 

2. J Pittsburgh Condors 

3. G Anaheim Amigos 

4. A Los Angeles Stars 

5. H Dallas Chaparrels 

6. K Houston Mavericks 

7. B Miami Floridians 

8. N Carolina Cougars 

9. M New Jersey Americans 

10. C New Orleans Buccaneers 

11. O Washington Capitals 

12. I Memphis Pros 

13. F San Diego Conquistadors 

14. D Oakland Oaks 

15. P Baltimore Claws 

16. L Virginia Squires 

If you know the answer to this week's 
trivia, place your answer, your name, 
and your box number on a slip of paper 
and have it placed into Box 951. If your 
correct entry is chosen, you'll be the win- 
ner of a free coupon for a burger, fries, 
and pepsi from Caesar's Pub. They're 
always good while watching your favorite 
game on the big screen TV. And 
remember, you can't win if you don't 
play. 




MENS WINTER TRACK 

LEHIGH MEET 
Steve Caffey 

5th in 60-yard Dash, 6.8 

2nd in Long Jump, 20'7" 

2nd in Triple Jump, 38 '6* 
Charles Delancy 

High Jump, 5 '6" 

6th in 60 High Hurdles, 9.1 

Triple Jump, 35 '8" 
Phil Sperry 

3rd in High Hurdles, 8.52 

3rd in Long Jump, 18 '6" 
Kevin Dickmyer — 60-yard Dash, 6.64 
Tony Donofrio — 3 mile, 17.11 
Mark Brinsky 

4th in 60 High Hurdles, 8.6 
Tom Allen - 440, 57.35 
Hardy Rueb - 4th in 600, 1.18 
Delaney, Allen, Brinksy, Vogeler 

Mile Relay Team, 3.40 
Rueb, Dickmyer, McDaid, Benner 

1st in Distance Medlay Relay, 
11.19.46 
Mark Vogeler - Triple Jump, 3b' W 

Next meet for men & women's track 
was Feb. 5, 6 p.m. at Haverford College. 



Intramural Basketball 
Explodes Into Action 

by John Litzke 

INTRAMURAL STANDINGS 
(after 2 games) 

Green W L % 

Running Rebels 2 1.000 

Gargoyles 1 1.000 

Terps 1 1.000 

Blue Demons 1 1 .500 

Aboho 1 .000 

E.M.O. 1 .000 

Wolf Pack 2 .000 

Gold W L % 

Double Stuff 2 1.000 

Psychotic Hoop 1 1.000 

Bambino Magicians 1 1 .500 

Running Rabbi's 1 1 .500 

Space Between 1 .000 

Boffers 2 .000 

Thursday's (1/29) Gaines 
Blue Demons 57, Running Rabbi's 47 
Double Stuff 74, Boffers 26 
Running Rebels 57, E.M.O. 41 
Bambino Magicians 46, Wolf Pack 35 

Monday's (2/2) Games 
Psychotic Hoop 37, Space Between 36 
Gargoyles 49, Wolf Pack 33 
Running Rabbi's 72, Aboho 23 
Double Stuff 83, Blue Demons 57 
Running Rebels 70, B. Magicians 45 
Terps 56, Boffers 37 



Psychotic 
Hoop 

Wheaton 15 
Widwer 2 

Hubbard 4 

Stanton 1 1 

Vandeberghe 3 
McSherry 2 

TOTAL 37 



Space 
Between 



Snader 

Bachur 

Boltz 

Bittner 

Hatch 

Pierce 

Martella 

Trump 

TOTAL 



2 
4 

14 
4 
2 
8 
2 
4 

36 



Gargoyles 

Mucci 6 

Herring 20 

Hepner 6 

Cooper 5 

Hartung 8 

Butcher 4 

TOTAL 49 



Wolff Pack 



Running 
Rabbi's 

Stamm 10 

Gambone 1 1 

Gilbert 21 

Cimohowski 4 

Clair 6 

L. Burkhart 2 

Wisenberg 18 

TOTAL ' 72 



Running 
Rebels 

Kennedy 12 

Arnold 6 

Leinbach 10 

B. Boyle 21 

C.Boyle 11 

Brennan 4 

Rother 6 

TOTAL 70 

Double Stuff 



McGlone 

Hogan 

Courts 

Powell 

Albany 

Pietrefesa 

Shilling 

J. Burkhart 

Seidel 

TOTAL 



Aboho 

Fritsche 

Anthony 

Rueb 

Miller 

Mills 

Donnelly 

TOTAL 



4 
4 

17 

3 
2 
2 

1 

33 



8 
2 
8 
1 

4 
23 



Zendt 

Keich 

J. Wilson 

Nolan 

Ellison 

C. Wilson 

Treffinger 

Savoy 

TOTAL 



19 
17 

6 
10 

6 

3 
17 

7 
85 



Bambino 
Magicians 

Moran 21 

Butterworth 10 
Sukeena 8 
Koperna 4 
D'Ambra 2 
Zaborowski 
TOTAL 45 



Blue Demons 

Sterling 45 
Hower 

Reaver 6 

Zellers 

Williams 4 
Lewandowski 2 
TOTAL 57 




Terps 

Perry 4 

Lewandowski 14 



Reigel 

Zecchino 

Reiser 

McKeough 

McDyer 

TOTAL 



2 
22 
6 

8 
56 



Boffers 

Mellema 

White 

Martinelli 

Ford 

Hamm 

Vjnitsky 

TOTAL 




8 
2 
4 
4 
19 
37 



SCORING LEADERS 



Name & Team 

Sterling, BD 
Zecchino, Terps 
Herring, Gar. 
Vinitsky, Boff 
Zendt, DS 
Wisenberg, R. Rabbi 
Moran, BM 
Rothmaller, DS 
B. Boyle, R. Rebels 
Gilbert, R. Rabbi 
Courts, WP 
Wheaton, PH 

REBOUNDING 
Name & Team 

Sterling, BD 
Treffinger, DS 
Nolan, DS 
Schade, EMO 
Butterworth, BM 
White, Boff 
Herring, Gar. 
Kennedy, R. Rebels 
Moran, BM 
Gilbert, R. Rabbi 
Stamm, R. Rabbi 



G 

2 

1 

1 
1 
2 
2 
2 
1 
2 
2 
2 
1 



Total Avg. 

76 38.0 



22 
20 
19 
37 
34 
33 
16 
32 
32 
34 
15 



22.0 
20.0 
19.0 
18.5 
17.0 
16.5 
16.0 
16.0 
16.0 
15.5 
15.0 



LEADERS 

G Total Avg. 

2 40 20.0 

2 34 17.0 

1 16 16.0 

1 16 16.0 

2 27 13.5 
1 13 13.0 

1 11 11.0 

2 19 9.5 
2 18 9.0 
2 ' 18 9.0 
2 17 8.5 



J.V. Raises Record to 6-2 

Thrash VFMI 

Done In By Royals 

by John Litze 

Besides Scranton's Varsity winning the 
overtime thriller last Wednesday, the 
Junior Varsity made it a clean sweep and 
an even more pleasant ride home as the 
Scranton J.V., behind Bob Stoffel (15) 
and John Neylon (12) beat the Delaware 
Valley J.V. 85-61. Leading DVC were 
Ron Slutsky with 15 on five three-pointers 
and Mike Sutrynowicz with eight. It was 
a sloppily played game with Scranton 
leading at the half 43-28 and holding on- 
to it for the "W". 

And then there was the Privates and 
Lieutenants from the Valley Forge Mili- 
tary Academy visiting the J.V. Saturday 
night just before the Wilkes-Delaware 
Valley Varsity matchup. With 5:00 left in 
the half, VFMI mustered only two points 
and went in at halftime down by 32 at 
42-10. Leading the massacre for DVC 
was Joe Brown with eight and John 
"Swede" Wiorek and Jeff Boob each 
with six while Jerome Henderson hit all 
ten points for VFMI. 

Much of the same continued and with- 
out much further rambling and descrip- 
tion the final was 98-33. Joe Brown 
finished with 20, Jeff Bobb with 13, and 
Mike Dahon and Mark Reason each com- 
piled ten. Twyman and Henderson each 
had ten. 



LADIES' SKY TURNS CLOUDY: FALL TO 5-12 



by John Litzke 




The 1986-87 women's- basketball cam- 
paign hasn't unfolded the way which 
Coach Gary Pento and the Lady Aggies 
hoped in the preseason. After a strong 
Gaullaudet Tourney showing in which 
DVC finished a strong second , the strug- 
gling Lady Aggies find themseles staring 
at a 5-11 record with only six games 
remaining. 

"We're still a young team," said Head 
Coach Gary Pento. "And being a young 
team we're making some young team mis- 
takes, but all that should change as the 
season's move on. The morale of the 
players is very good and we're just going 
to have to keep working hard." 

Senior Darcel Estep (16.2 avg.), sopho- 
more Tammy Petraskie (11.8 avg.), fresh- 
man Michele Shirk (13.4 avg), and fresh- 
man Laura Rotz (7.3 avg.) have been 
bright spots for DVC. Here is a synopsis 
of the Ladies' games to date, starting 
with game one. 

December 2 vs. Upsala: The 
Ladies jumped all over the Lady Vikings 
with five players in double figures; Yoder 
(18). Estep (17), Long (14), Rotz (14), 
and Smith (10) in their 94-46 pounding 
of Upsala. DVC led at the half 42.-16 
and never looked back. DVC raised their 
record to 3-1 and dropped Upsala to 0-2. 
December 4 vs. Drew: DVC grabbed 
a 29-21 halftime lead and would never 
relinquish it as the Lady Aggies went on 
to trounce the Lady Rangers 73-41. DVC 
(3-1) was led by senior Darcel Estep with 
18, Tammy Petraskie with 15, Laura Rotz 
with 13, and Stacy Yoder with 10. Drew 
was led by J. Geiser with 11 and D. 
Clarke with eight. 

December 6 vs. Misericordia: In 
the friendly confines of Work Gym, the 
Ladies faced the Lady Lions of Misericor- 
dia and fell behind at the half 39-33. 
Showing the ultimate amount of skill, 
speed, and poise, DVC battled back to 
erase the deficit and pull out a nine-point 
victory 72-63 fueled by Fifi's season high 
24, Tammy's 19, and Michele Shirk's 15. 
Misericordia was led by Stetzar with 28 
and Greco with 14. 



December 8 vs. Moravian: Off to a 

very fine 4-1 start, the Ladies suffered their 
first major MAC setback as Moravian's 
always tough Lady Greyhounds visited. 
DVC hung close at halftime trailing by 
only four at 38-34 with Fifi leading the 
way with 10 and Shirk added seven going 
into the lockers. It was the lack of offen- 
sive rebounding and faulty inbounds pass- 
ing that hurt the Lady Aggies in the first 
half. Moravian sped out in the second 
half with an 8-0 start and a semi-com- 
manding 12-point lead at 46-34. DVC 
would climb back as the half grew older 
and got to within six at 56-50 on field 
goals by Petraskie, Fifi, and Yoder. That 
is when Moravian turned on the boosters 
and with under nine minutes left, sported 
leads of 11 and 13 and went on to vic- 
tory 78-65. Leading the way for DVC 
was Tammy with a team high 20, and Fifi 
with 16 points, seven assists, and four 
steals. Guard Etta Smith displayed her 
fine ability with eight points and ten 
assists while Michele Shirk grabbed a 
team high ten rebounds. Moravian con- 
trolled the boards, however, as they lead 
42-28 in that category. Leading the way 
for the Lady Greyhounds was Adams 
with 22, Tretheway with 15, and Greene 
with 13. 

December 10 vs. Scranton: DVC 
fell to (4-3) following their humbling de- 
feat at the hands of the Scranton Lady 
Royals 98-49. Down by 17 at the half at 
40-23, DVC fought and fought and 
fought but defending champion Scranton 
was just too much. DVC got 15 from 
Shirk and nine from Fifi. The victorious 
Royals received 23 from Parks and 23 
from Ritz. 

January 8 vs. Albright: The female 
Lion's roar is the loudest and most fierce 
in the wild . The Albright Lady Lion's roar 
was felt here when they stalked into 
DVC. looking for its prey, and finding it 
in a tough 70-66 victory over the Lady 
Aggies. The Lionesses found the Aggies' 
jugular with high output from Koch with 
21 and Landis with 13. DVC didn't go 
down without a fight and a last struggle 
for survival and were led by Fifi with 22 
and Shirk with 17. 




Fifi headfakes in the lane. 



DVC WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 1986-87 
13-GAME STATISTICS 



NAME 



GAMES FGFGA % FT-FTA 



PTS AVG. A ST. REBS. AVG 



Darcell Estep 


13 


94 191 


49 2 


23- 


30 


766 


211 


16 2 


60 


30 


73 


56 


Tammy Petraskie 


13 


68-158 


43.0 


18- 


35 


514 


154 


11.8 


9 


16 


86 


6 1 


Michelle Shirk 


13 


73-133 


548 


29 


42 


690 


175 


134 


11 


40 


106 


8 1 


Laura Rotz 


13 


46-110 


41.8 


3- 


6 


500 


95 


7.3 


35 


26 


35 


26 


Etta Smith 


13 


29- 58 


500 


7- 


15 


466 


65 


50 


55 


33 


20 


15 


Stacy Yoder 


13 


26- 54 


48 1 


6- 


12 


50.0 


58 


4.4 


10 


7 


22 


16 


Lisa Long 


13 


20- 63 


31 .7 


25 


32 


78.1 


65 


5.0 


9 


19 


39 


30 


Rhonda Hill 


13 


10- 28 


35 7 


4- 


5 


800 


24 


1.8 


7 


4 


15 


12 


Vicky Blazejewski 


6 


1- 9 


11.2 


3- 


6 


500 


5 


8 





2 


6 


1.0 


Pat Dollarton 


7 


2 11 


18.1 


4- 


8 


500 


8 


1.2 


4 


3 


7 


1.0 


Sharon Chapman 


4 


2- 3 


666 


0- 


1 


000 


4 


1.0 


1 





2 


5 



January 10 vs. Wilkes: The Lady 
Colonels took command of the show 
and dropped DVC to below .500 at (4-5) 
with a convincing 80-68 win here at 
DVC. DVC got output from Tammy Pe- 
traskie with a team high 15 and Darcel 
Estep poured in 10. Wilkes was directed 
by Wolfe with 21 and the sisters Kennedy, 
Maureen and Melissa, with 15 and 14 
respectively. 

January 13 vs. Cabrlni: The Lady 
Cavaliers settled in. DVC was prepared 
for the showdown. There was a weapon, 
a temporarily concealed weapon in 
Cabrini's belt and Pento and the gang 
knew all about it. Frieda Gibbs, the 
howitzer that put a load of shrapnel into 
the DVC troops a year ago scoring 47 
points, was back for another go at it. 
DVC went in at halftime sporting a two- 
point 37-35 lead with Petraskie's 1 1 and 
eight eac h from Shirk and Fifi being out- 
standing. Gibbs was held to 12 by a stiff 
"D." Cabrini came back behind 17 sec- 
ond half points by Gibbs to give her a 
game and team high 29 in Cabrini's 
65-61 come-from-behind squeaker 
dropping DVC to 4-6. DVC was led by 
Shirk with 22 and Petraskie with 15. To 
illustrate how dominating a scorer Freida 
Gibbs is, the next highest scorer for 
Cabrini, Jodie Snow, had eight. 

January 17 vs. Allentown: At DVC, 
the Lady Centaurs capitalized on 28 
DVC turnovers and rolled to a 62-43 vic- 
tory. DVC was dropped to 4-7, 2-1 after 
quite a shoddy performance against the 
10-3 Lady Centaurs from Allentown. 
DVC, despite the turnovers, stayed close 
at the half trailing by just three at 28-25. 
But the Centaurs made a myth of DVC 
in the second half outscoring the Aggies 
34-20 enroute to the win. DVC was led 
by Petraskie with 10 and Fifi with eight 
while Allentown was led by Tina Costello, 
a St. Hubert's alumnus from Philadel- 
phia, with 14. 

January 20 vs. Kings: The slump 
continued vs. a talented Kings College 
club but the young DVC team hung in 
there all the way as, down by only five at 
the half at 40-35, DVC stormed back to 
cut the lead but fell just short in the end, 
68-62. DVC (4-8, 2-2) were led by Fifi, 
who had a marvelous showing, with 31 
and Lebanon resident Michele Shirk had 
1 1. On top of the scoring for Kings was 



Patty Thomas with 19, Rhonda Hudzik 
with 18 and Maureen Fahey with 13. 
January 24 vs. Lebanon Valley: 

Lebanon Valley, behind the scoring of 
Penny Hamilton (22), Lisa Biehl (13) 
and Ann Cessna (11) handed the DVC 
ladies their ninth loss of the season with a 
close 65-63 squeaker. DVC hung tough 
with a quality Flying Dutchman team and 
received high-quality output from Shirk 
(17), Fifi (14) and Rotz and Petraskie 
each had eight. 

January 27 vs. Elizabeth; The slump 
is broken. The cat is left out of the box. 
Time to wake up and smell the coffee. 
What?? DVC led the entire way, 30-27 
at the half and conquered St. Elizabeth 
67-65. Taking points to the bank for 
DVC were Shirk (21), Rotz (15) and Etta 
(10). Leading the way for the losers were 
Terry Lockwood with 22 and Angie 
Johnson with 15. 

January 29 vs. Wldener: DVC rolled 
into Pioneer territory to face Widener 
and rolled out with their 10th loss of the 
season falling to the craftiness of the 
Lady Pioneers 65-57. DVC (5-10, 2-3) 
were led by Petraskie with 21 and Shirk 
added 18 while Widener got 17 from 
Lisa Jones and 14 from Heidi Klees. 

January 31 vs. FDU: The Lady Ag- 
gies had a devil of a time against an FDU 
team of the same name but fell in the 
"Big Red Man's (or Woman's) Hands" as 
DVC, tied at the half at 31, lost a nail 
biter 79-74 behind the scoring of Wendy 
Waters (21), Daria Klacht (15) and M.C. 
Boyle (11) while the Lady Aggies were 
led by Fifi with 21, St. Hubert's of Phila- 
delphia alumnus Laura Rotz with 17, 
Tammy with 16 and Michele Shirk with 
15 dropping DVC to 5-11, 2-4. 

February 2 vs. Spring Garden: The 
Lady Bobcats were on the prowl this 
night as Kim Ingham poured in 31 and 
Ann Wright had 30 on their way to 
89-77 victory. DVC was down big at the 
half 47-32 and were down by as many as 
26 in the second half but clawed back in- 
to it only to come up short 89-77 against 
the nationally ranked Lady Bobcats. 
DVC was brought back into the game by 
leading scorer Darcel Estep who finished 
with 18, and Michele Shirk and Tammy 
Petraskie each contributed 13. This puts 
DVC at 5-12 and raises Spring Garden's 
record to 15-3. 




Long hits lay in during DVC's opening day victory. 



TOTALS 



13 



371-818 453 122-192 63 5 864 66 4 201 180 411 31.6 



• • CAREER DAY • • 
FEBRUARY 18, 1987 

(See next issue for details.) 




Athlete of the Week: 

This week's Athlete of the Week has 
done so much for the success of the 
women's basketball team. She's the 
leader in three statistical categories 
(points, average and assists) for Coach 
Pento's squad. She plays the point guard 
position so she is the "quarterback" of 
the team, yelling out each play as the 
team comes down court. She rebounds, 
runs the floor and can shoot the "J" with 
the best of them. This week's athlete 
spotlight is on Darcel Estep, popularly 
known as "Fifi." Fifi, a senior business 
major here at DVC. is a resident of 
Washington, DC. and an alumni of An- 
napolis High School. Seeing how hard 
she works and the leadership qualities 
she possesses, I think it would be a 
shame to see her leave without her see- 
ing a winning season. Congratulations 
Fifi, you are the Athlete of the Week. 




Air Jordan of the Chicago Bulls 



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Why work for 

minimum wage 

when you could 

earn $8.00/hour? 

Work part time as a PACKAGE 
HANDLER for United Parcel 
Service in Willow Grove, PA. 
Choose your starting time: 
1 PM, 5PM, 11 PM or 4 AM. 

We also have part time open- 
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Applications are being ac- 
cepted Monday through Fri- 
day, 9 AM to 4 PM at the PA 
State Job Service Office, 471 
E. County Line Rd., Hatboro, 
PA, or call for information, 
443-2835. Equal Opportunity 
Employer, M/F. 





Tennis at DVC could produce stars like this guy 

TENNIS AT DVC 

■ . ■ ■ ■ . 

Yes, a spring tennis team is being 
organized here at DVC. If anyone is in- 
terested in playing spring tennis, please 
contact Jerry Fritz, Box *1133. 



• ALERT • 

February 18, 1987 
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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 




Happy 

Valentine's 

Day! 



5TH ANNUAL CAREER DAY 



• WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18 • 
11 A.M. to 4 P.M. in the Student Center 

Full time summer employment for 
Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors 

Internships (summer & fall) for 
Sophomores, Juniors 

Full time positions for 
Seniors 

EVERYONE IS WELCOME! 

Dress to Impress • Seniors bring your resumes! 



These companies are ready and waiting 

for your interviews: 



PRE-PROFESSIONAL 
CAREER PLANNING CLINIC 

The Biology Department will sponsor 
a Pre-professional Career Planning Clinic 
on Wednesday, February 18 beginning 
at 7 p.m. 

The clinic is intended for high school 
students who are interested in pursuing a 
professional career, and their parents. 
The program will present an overview of 
various professions, their special require- 
ments and qualifications, and ways to fi- 
nance both graduate and undergraduate 
education. 

The moderator of the program will be 
Dr. James Miller, Chairman of the Biolo- 
gy Department at DVC. The panel of 
speakers will include: Ed Chroscinski 
'84, a third year student at the University 
of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary 
Medicine; Wendy Wood '83, a fourth 
year student at the Pennsylvania College 
of Podiatric Medicine; Annette Zamboni 
'85, a second year student at the Penn- 
sylvania College of Optometry; Paul 
Hierholzer '84, a first year student at the 
Philadelphia College of Osteopathic 
Medicine; and Joseph Kipp 78, a family 
practice physician. 

This informative program will be help- 
ful to students planning careers in: medi- 
cine, veterinary medicine, chiropractic, 
dentistry, podiatry, optometry, medical 
technology, physical therapy, occupa- 
tional therapy, 'nursing, dental hygiene 
and sports medicine. 

There is no charge for participation in 
the clinic but reservations are required. 
To reserve a place in the clinic, call the 
Biology Department at 345-1500. 



Horticulture Department 

Announces "Professor 

For A Day Program" 

Dr. Neil Vincent, Horticulture Depart- 
ment Chairman, announced today the 
establishment of "The Professor For A 
Day Program." This is a volunteer pro- 
gram using our many outstanding alumni 
to enhance our educational program 
with practical experience gained in the 
outside world. These enthusiastic gradu- 
ates would spend a day with us or we 
would visit them as professors in regular 
courses and perhaps in new career or 
industry-related courses in the future. 
Some program benefits according to Dr. 
Vincent are as follows: 

1. A source of expertise and current 
knowledge in addition to that given by 
our regular professors. 

2. An improvement of course material 
for both the instructor and the students. 

3. Role models for the students to emu- 
late to increase our number of out- 
standing graduates. 

4. Publicity from the appearance of im- 
portant industry figures on campus. 
Some advantages to alumni include 

these: 

1. Personal satisfaction in helping their 
college. 

2. An honorary professor of the day 
degree. 

Program Director Dave Blumenfield 
'50 has signed up Bob Kolmus 78 of 
Peace Valley Winery as our first profes- 
sor of the day. Prof Bob will demonstrate 
to Doc B's Hort Tech Lab class subjective 
and objective methods of wine testing. 
The class will then follow up with "hands 
on" and "mouths on" training. 

The Alumni Office will assist with this 
new program. 



1. Agway, Inc. 

2. Agway Petroleum Division 

3. American Home Food Products, Inc. 

4. Argus Research Labs, Inc. 

5. American Breeders Service 

6. American Tree Care, Inc. 

7. Asgrow Seed Co. 

8. Atlantic Breeders Co-op 

9. Ayerst Laboratories Research, Inc. 

10. Barton's West End Farms, Inc. 

11. Brickman Industries 

12. Bucks County Extension Service 

13. Buckshire Feeds, Ltd. 

14. Bach man Snacks 

15. American Production & Inventory Control 
Society (APICS) 

16. Chemlawn Services Corporation 

17. Control Environmental Services, Inc. 

18. Ciba-Geigy Corp. 

19. Conard-Pyle Co. 

20. Chaple Valley Landscape Co. 

21. Connaught Laboratories, Inc. 

22. Davis Landscape Contractors, Inc. 

23. Farm Bureau 

24. Farm Credit Service-North Central Jersey 

25. Farmers Home Administration 

26. First Investors Corp. 

27. Farmers Home Administration (USDA) 

28. Flower Time, Inc. 

29. Foliage Plant Systems 

30. Friendly Ice Cream Corp. 

31. Gale Nurseries, inc. 

32. Giorgio Foods, Inc. 

33. Green Baron 

34. Hahnemann University 

35. Hazleton Research Products, Inc 

36. Henkle Corp. 

37. Longacre Poultry 

38. Lipinski Landscape & Irrigation Co , Inc. 

39. Merck Sharp & Dohme Research 
Laboratories 

40. Marriott Corp 

41. Metropolitan Life Insurance Co. 

42. Moon/Rickert Nurseries 

43. L.J. Makrancy &. Sons, Inc. 



44. Morris County Park Commission 

45. Na-Churs Plant Food Co. 

46. National College of Chiropractic 

47. Northeast Agri- Employment Services 

48. Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co. 
49 Optech Office Products, Inc. 

50. Peace Corps 

51. Pennfield Corp. 

52. Pepsi-Cola Bottling Group 

53. Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine 

54. Pitman-Moore, Inc 

55. Poley Landscape Co 

56. Princeton Nurseries 

57. Pennsylvania State University 

58. Perdue Inc. 

59. Pioneer Hi-Bred International, Inc. 

60. Root. Montgomery Landscaping 

61. Parker Interior Landscape 

62. Rohm & Haas Co. 

63. Rolling Greens, Inc. 

64. Rolling Hill Hospital-Medical Technology 
Program 

65. Royer's Flowers, Inc. 

66. Rutgers University, Cook College 

67. Rodale Press, Inc. 

68. Shearon Environmental Design 

69. Sire Power, Inc. 

70. Smith Kline & French Labs. 

71. Southern States Co-op, Inc. 

72. Southeast Farm Credit Service 

73. Terminix International, Inc. 

74. Thomas & Berts Corp. 

75. United Parcel Service 

76. U S Restaurants 

77. United States Air Force 

78. United States Army 

79. United States Army Reserve 

80. United States Marine Corps 

81. Wanner Corp., Landscape & Garden Center 

82. Waterloo Gardens 

83. Wistar Institute 

84. Young's Inc. 

85. The Plllsbury Co. 

86. Mrs. Paul's Kitchens 



COLLEGE TO OFFER 

EQUINE SCIENCE 
ASSOCIATES DEGREE 

What began as a single course in Light 
Horse Production back in 1971 has de- 
veloped into a two-year degree program 
in Equine Science at DVC. 

Beginning in September, students will 
be able to earn as Associates Degree in 
Equine Science. The Pennsylvania De- 
partment of Education granted approval 
of the program in early January. 

Dr. Frederick R. Hofsaess, who taught 
the college's first-ever equine course, 
thinks the new degree program will allow 
students to develop their love for and in- 
terest in horses into a rewarding career. 

"This program fills a need in this geo- 
graphical area," said Hofsaess, who 
manages the college's equine facilities 
and breeding program. "In the past, stu- 
dents who wanted to become involved 
with an equine program would have to 
go to New England or Virginia. Very few 
schools in this area offer this type of pro- 
gram. We have the expertise and facilities 
to provide this service to students." 

According to Hofsaess, DVC's new 
program will emphasize professionalism 

continued on page 4 





JUS 

Wendy L. Unger 

UURDAY, FEBRUARY 14 

Valentine's Day* 

W (A) vs. Western Maryland, 2 p.m. 
MSB W vs. Kings, 8 p.m. 
WH£ W vs. Lycoming, 2 p.m. 

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 16 * 

Washington's Birthday No ctasesl 

WBB A. ,, .Jp*^ fpm .+ 

i% FEBRUARY 17 j 

Victorian photos free. 11 a.m. -3 p.m. 

, fl>.< Student Center! ^ 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18 

Career Day, 11 a.m. -4 p m., Student 

** thb *eek s artriot * 

IK FEBRUARY 19 

Folowi Monday schedule 

rom Sa0el and Banjo Band at * 

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BEMOTERBYS 



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RAY BOSTON 

AND HIS SUMMERTIME ANYTIME BEACH PARTY 

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Ray Boston's Summertime Anytime Beach Party 



Ray Boston is a performer from Kill- 
ington, Vermont who sings from high 
atop an eight-foot lifeguard stand while 
people dance below him on a green 
astroturf dance floor. In addition to sing- 
ing, Ray overseas" the whole party, 
from the two swimming pools, to the 
beach, to the different games. There is a 
special lighting to make everyone look 
tan as well as heat lamps to make every- 
one "feel" tan. 

There are a variety of things a person 
can do at the beach party: dance, listen 
to the music of Ray Boston and a DJ, 
swim, lay on the beach, play Twister, 



volleyball, golf, eat hot dogs, pretzels 
and drink soda (which will be sold at a 
concession stand), or just sit back and 
take in the atmosphere. 

T-shirt and ice cream giveaways, 
dance contest, Twister games, golf game 
and pool games will all take place 
throughout the event. 

The party starts at 8 p.m. so plan on 
getting there early! Admission is free, as 
is the Ben and Jerry's ice cream! This is 
the one Beach Party you won't want to 
miss! Don't forget your sunglasses and 
bathing suit! . 




THE GREEN SCENE 
ATDVC 



and polos (reorders) will also be collected 
at this time. 

Open House 

This past weekend the Admissions Of- 
fice held another Open House in the 
APR. For your information nearly 25 
students with their parents met with Dr. 
Martin and tour guides in the Green- 
house Complex. Dr. Martin spoke about 
the OH. department and how the OH. 
field is currently the spotlight for many 
exceptional career opportunities. The 
students and parents then received tours 
of the Greenhouse Complex and then 
were given smaller tours of the campus 
by tour guides. 



by Jerry Fritz 

Landscape-Nursery Club 

The Landscape-Nursery Club is spon- 
soring a lecture/slide show on "The 
Landscape Industry" given by Mr. Dan 
Tamminga from Davis Landscape Inc., 
Gaithersburg, MD. The show will be 
presented Tuesday, February 17th at 6 
p.m. in the Coffeehouse. 

After the show, the club will have a 
general meeting. Pictures will be taken 
for the yearbook — so all members 
please attend. Money for club t-shirts 




QUOTE OF THE WEEK 

Fact of Life: These days it's safe to 
throw out any piece of mail that looks 
like a check. 

Overheard: "I have a biblical outlook on 

life: I'm going to raise Cain as long as I'm 

Abel." 

Reprinted from Modem Maturity, Feb. -March 1987 



Sophomore 
Dinner Dance 

The sophomore class will be having 
their dinner dance on Friday, February 
20, from 7 p.m. until midnight. The 
dance will feature Ron Faisano as the DJ 
for an exciting night in the "Chalfont 
Room" at Shawnee-at-Highpoint. 

The buffet dinner will begin at 8 p.m. 
and will include: 

Carved Roast Top Sirloin of Beef 

Honey- Dipped Chicken 

Baked Lasagna 

Fried Mini Shrimp 

Noodles Alfredo 

Buttered Com 

Chocolate Mousse Chantilly 

Cash Bar — need I.D. 
Tickets will be on sale until Friday, 
February 13. All those who have pur- 
chased tickets, have a nice night and en- 
joy the dinner and dancing. 

See you there, 
'89 Class Officers 

APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE 
FOR PRE MED PROGRAM 

Doylestown Hospital is accepting ap- 
plications for the summer Volunteer Pre- 
Med Program. 

The 10-week program is open to col- 
lege sophomores and juniors who are 
following a curriculum for medical school 
entrance. 

Participants volunteer 100 hours as 
aides on nursing floors and in the Emer- 
gency Department. Physician-led semi- 
nars and lectures are also part of the 
program. 

The Pre-Med Program begins in May 
and ends in mid- August. Enrollment is 
limited and first consideration will be 
given to students residing in the Central 
Bucks County area. 

Deadline for application is February 
27, 1987. 

For more information, or to request an 
application, contact Volunteer Services, 
Doylestown Hospital, 595 W. State St.. 
Doylestown, PA 18901, or call (215) 
345-2204. 



Billboard's 
Top Ten Pop Singles 

WEEK ENDING 2/7/87 

1. "Livin' on a Prayer," Bon Jovi 

2. "Open Your Heart," Madonna 

3. "Change of Heart," Cyndi Lauper 

4. "Touch Me," Samantha Fox 

5. "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," 
Georgia Satellites 

6. "Will You Still Love Me?", Chicago 

7. "At This Moment," Billy Vera & 
the Beaters 

8. "Jacob's Ladder," Huey Lewis & 
the News 

9. "We're Ready," Boston 

10. "Ballerina Girl," Lionel Richie 

WEEK ENDING 2/19/77 

1. "Blinded by the Light," Manfred 
Mann's Earth Band 

2. "New Kid in Town," Eagles 

3. "Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary 
MacGregor 

4. Love Theme From A Star is Born, 
"Evergreen," Barbra Streisand 

5. "I Like Dreamin'," Kenny Nolan 

WEEK ENDING 2/18/67 

1. "Kind of a Drag," Buckinghams 

2. "I'm a Believer." Monkees 

3. "Ruby Tuesday," Rolling Stones 

4. "Georgie Girl," Seekers 

5. "(We Ain't Got) Nothin' Yet," 
Blues Magoos 




REMEMBER: 

Thursday, February 19 

Follow a 
Monday schedule! 



Empty Space Plagues Your Newspaper! 



Ram Pages seems to be existing only 
through the enthusiasm of a productive 
Sports Wrap-up Editor, Advertising 
Editor and the various sources of news 
releases that fill the official P.O. Box 
*988 every week. The result is a student 
newspaper— the paper which represents 
the events and written opinions of stu- 
dents at DVC— which has become a col- 
lection of one to five true news articles, 
up to four pages of extensive sports cov- 
erage and a good amount of advertising. 
We are proud of the quality of that which 
we print; but is it a balanced representa- 
tion of this college? Does anyone care? 

The editors of Ram Pages welcome 
your written criticism of our coverage of 
the events at DVC. We only hope that 
you consider first that we are the product 
of the work of only three to four people 
at the moment; there is no larger news- 
paper staff in sight, either. Otherwise, 
you can respond as you wish— Ram 
Pages has always been willing to print a 
reader's response as long as it is truthful, 
fair and signed by the writer (s). 

You know, if you can write such a let- 
ter, you are on your way to becoming a 
potential Ram Pages staff member. The 
three of us are positive proof that DVC 
students can both successfully carry 18 
credits per semester (o.k., maybe 12 to 
16 average) and write, report for and 
edit Ram Pages weekly. We wouldn't 
mind telling you that earning an extra 
0.5 credit per semester is like a carrot 
dangling in front of Bugs Bunny! We 
can't be the only students willing to earn 
an extra half-credit for extra-curricular 
activity; we certainly are not the best 



writers on campus, either! DVC has got 
to have more than three or four people 
on campus who have an inclination to 
work for a newspaper— even Ram Pages 
is a start. At least it can "look good on 
your resume." 

Do we sound desperate? At this point 
it may be hard to conceal our desire to 
represent our school in the best way pos- 
sible. We are not a heavily structured, 
bureaucratic machine; your ideas are 
always welcome and we try to act on all 
new suggestions. First, though, we need 
the necessary staff to act on your sugges- 
tions. Three editors does not a student 
newspaper make! 

If you have thought about joining the 
Ram Pages staff, you may have won- 
dered about what it can offer you in re- 
turn for your time and energy. Benefits 
include: 

• 0.5 credits per semester you are a 
member 

• your name in print, or anonymous if 
desired 

• upward mobility; from reporter to edi- 
tor in one easy step if you show ability 
and responsibility 

• available pizza at Mon. night meetings 

• the feeling of accomplishment from 
creating a newspaper every week 
The positions we offer are numerous 

— we have no staff photographer, we 
need reporters, writers, even proofread- 
ers. We meet just one night per week — 
Mondays at 7 p.m. unless otherwise 
posted. 
We hope to see or hear from you soon . 

Bill Rein 

Co-Editor-in-Chief 



9 VALENTINE LINES '87 <Q 



D. - Happy Valentine's Day. - Love ya. K. 

JoAnna — You're a real sweetheart 1 Thank* for 
bearing with me. / hope our last couple months 
together will be ones we can enjoy and always 
remember. Love you! — John 

Trlsh - Hep* four Valentines Day Is great. 
Your a special friend. - Manjaret 

Ed — Hey thanks for donuts on the bridge, records 
In the mall, hot dogs at 7-11, buffalo wings, walks 
with the ducks, dancing at Caesar's and I'm really 
sorry about what I did to your stereo. 

km, - Mlcro~opk dice, you re young, youTI 
adjust. Oh baby its a wild world if s hard to 
gat by Just upon a smile, hot us Sag I 



Denny — Thanks for being a friend. And by the 
way you get 3's. 

Toolman - Thanks for fixing the radio and 
dancing up a storm with met 

P.J. - Test? What test? McDonald's . . . Beam me 
up Scotty! "I mean, did you think I'd hang myself 
for Utterln?" We're not really going to class are we? 
Kill Kill Kill Happy Valentine's Day! 

Do n na - McDonald's msasscrs, I wants be 
sedated, Caesar's, destined to be dairy! Happy 
Valentine's Day! 

To Bill and Billy - Happy Valentine's Day to two 
special guys. You two are BOTH hot, sexy, exert 
ing, strong, big and wanted! Ill take you up on your 
offer! All three of us! AH at the same time! Ooooh 
yup! One question: WHEN?!?!? — Love always, 
"PAY BACK" 

Trlaha — Thanks for being a number one 
roommate and showing me such a good time 
my first year. I love you lots and will always 
srteh the beat for you. Someday well get 
lucky like ArrJ Seymoref - Love you always . 
Us 

Super Seven — There's not much of us left any- 
more, but I love you off anyway . — Norton — P.S. 
Here's one for Riddler, Goo-Goo Ca Choo 



To Maggie Ewan - You've already got a 
Valentine, to I wont aak . I Jest want to say 
that I love you, something that should be 
said more often, not hist on Valentine's Day. 

- Love, Us 

Tracy - I'm glad you finally found a Valentine. It's 
our (Me & Wifbert's) turn now. Take it slow. I love 
you and thank you for a friendship I've never had 
before. — Love, Lis 

Super 7 - Happy Valentine's Day. Thanks 
for being yourselves. You are the BEST! Even 
though we are missing two friends In person, 
they are with ws In spirit. God bless. 

B&S — Do I know you!? Happy Valentine's Day 

- Love, Peegte 

Jul - Yes. we sre Destined to be Dairy!" 

To the Tabor guys — Happy Valentine's Day from 
the gins at the standard place!!! 

Froot Loop Troop - Happy Valentine's Day 
girls! You are the women!! - Love, Art 

Eric — You are such a doff. Thanks for being such a 
great friend. I love ya! Happy Valentine's Day! — 
Love, Donna 

Janet - I purchased these lines for Valen- 
tine's but at this tune I can't make up my 
mini so won't you please be my Valentine? 

- Mike 

MB. — Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you 
most when I'm doing it with you. - S.H. 

To the Super Seven — Thanks for being such 
great friends. You guys have made this year 
SOOO much fun. Happy Valentine's Day. - 
Love, Art 

To Vicky R. — 1 like you, I love you, I want you to 
be mine; so please tell me that youll be my Valen- 
tine. — From, (sigh . . .) 

John - I'm glad to aee things sre starting to 
fall In place for us and I'm glad I found out 
what you think. Happy Valentine's Day. - 
Love ya. Tracy 



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Who's Who in the Ornamental 
Horticulture Department 



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Mr. David Benner is the O.H. faculty 
member of the week. Mr. Benner was 
educated at Penn State University and 
received his degree in horticulture. From 
1956 to 1966 Mr. Benner was the direc- 
tor of Bowman's Hill Wildflower Preserve 
in New Hope, PA. In the fall of 1967 he 
came to DVC. This fall will mark 20 
years of his dedication to the O.H. de- 
partment. Mr. Benner has been very ac- 
tive both on campus and off. For exam- 
ple, some community organizations that 
he is affiliated with are the Del-AWARE, 
Bucks County Audubon Association and 
the Bucks County Conservancy. Mr. 
Benner also completed a one year 
survey of all the flora of New Jersey's 
state parks and forests. 

Mr. Benner enjoys many hobbies such 
as skiing, fishing, cooking, playing tennis 
and especially gardening. He has devel- 
oped a very unique private garden at his 
home. The garden stresses low mainte- 
nance and shade-loving plants. Another 
unique feature to his garden is that he 
has a moss lawn instead of grass. This at- 
tracts over 350 visitors each spring and it 
also receives a great deal of attention in 
many horticultural publications. 

The next time you see a man running 
around campus pruning trees, you can 
bet it is Mr. Benner. 






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Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Reporters Mike Bolles, Melanie 

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Lit — Thanks for being there, good and bod! Hope 
your Valentine's Day is great. — Love, Tracy 

Margaret - Thank yon for ever ything you've 
done. Happy Valentine's Day. - Love, Tracy 

Trlsh — I know we've had some ups and downs, 
but we always put through. Thanks for listening. 
Happy Valentine's Day. — Love, Tracy 

Mr. Decker - Happy Valentine's Day. Don't 
forget aome candy and a card for Mrs Decker. 
- Me 

Maggie, Terry, Ed, Kathy and Bob - Happy 
Vdentfne's Day. - Mary C. 

Jamie - Roaea are red, violets are blue, I 
sure need a friend, and It's you. - MCB 

Bobby L. — Roses are red, violets are blue, Bobby 
L. going in the Army, what will security do? — New 
Yorker 

Housekeeping - Roaea are red, violets are 
blue. Ho u sekee p ing people, I sure do like 

working with you. 

Dear Steven — Roses are red, Penn State is blue, 
think about me, and HI think about you! Have a 
great time. - Love, Trouble 

Steve M. - Happy Valentine's Day to the 
sweetest guy on campus, and my beat friend. 
I love you! - Lisa B. 

Dear Twin Brother — You will never know the feel- 
ings that I have for you. I would NEVER hurt some- 
one whom I care so deeply for. You are the best 
thing that has happened to me in a while. I NEED 
YOU!!! Happy Valentine's Day! 

STANLEY - To a Valentine he deserves, and 
has! Glad all la going well. Thank you for be- 
ing auch a great friend to me. You hold a spe- 
cial place In my heart. Happy Valentine's 
Day! I love you! - WILBERT 

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ocoa — Would you be my Valentine? — Donna 

Tracy - Just keep remembering If It doesn't 
work out. There's always more p In 

the aee. Happy Valentine's Day. - Margaret 



• ALERT * 

February 18, 1987 
IS CAREER DAY 



PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INDIVIDUAL INTERVIEWS 

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19 

(Mondays schedule) 

AGWAY INC. 

Management Trainee 
AGWAY INC. PETROLEUM DIV. 

Management Trainee 
CHEMLAWN SERVICES CORP. 

Route Manager 
FLOWER TIME INC. 

Management Trainee 

Growers 

Horticultural/Consultant 
PEPSI-COLA BOTTLING GROUP 

Management Trainee in Sales and 

Manufacturing 
PERDUE INC. 

Plant Management Trainee 

Marketing Representative 

Poultry Service Supervisor 
SIRE POWER INC. 

Artificial Insemination Sales & Service 
THE PILLSBURY CO. 

Sales Representative 



Answer to last week's puzzle. 




My Dearest Sam — Remember always, I love you! 
-PJ 

Seymour - Happy Valentine's Day! Hope all 
goea well with you and your new man! You 
da e ar v e hi Never change, Just be yourself. I 
love you like that! 

Hey Roomie — Here's to changing our major 
senior year. — PJ 

Julie - Here's to junior year. Happy Valen- 
tine's Day. - Love, PJ 

Kimie — Happy Valentine's and remember "We're 
young ..." — Love, PJ 

Donut - Happy Valentine's Day! K? - Love, 
PJ 

Ed — I mean, I mean, Happy Valentine's Day. — 
PJ 

Liz - Evan though they're not knocking 
down the door, I've seen them gaping. Happy 
Valentine's Day. - Margaret 

NORTON — I want to thank you for everything. 
Everything that you have done for me, given me, 
said to me and shared with me. You are special to 
me. I LOVE YOU! 

Kevin - These peat few months have been 
the greatest, all because you have been In my 
life. I want you to know how much I care 
about you and how much you mean to me. 
Thank you for everything and Happy Valen- 
tine's Day! — Love, Donna 

ART — You akeady have a Valentine for today! 
But then again, you have one everyday! Thanks for 
being who you are. I LOVE YOU! - Wilbert 

Dad — Thank you for putting up with the 
things 1 do and being there to hear my prob- 
lems. Hnppy Valentine's Day, Dad! - Love 
always, Tracy 

Dear Boo Boo — I know you love me as much as 1 
love you, that's why I'm sending this little memo to 
you Would you be my Valentine? — Love, Holly 




Quiz Yourself 
on Current Events . . . 

1 . Governor Robert P. Casey intervened 
to deal with what crisis in Philadelphia? 

2. What new rules in U.S. government 
buildings affect hundreds of thousands 
of people? 

3. President Reagan suffered his first 
major legislative defeat of the year as 
Congress overwhelmingly overrode a 
veto of what legislation? 

4. Why were investigators of the Amtrak- 
Conrail train accident searching a 
river near Baltimore? 

5. One of the most high-profile and 
combative officials to work in the 
White House in recent years resigned. 
Who is he? 

6. William J. Casey resigned as director 
of the CIA. Name President Reagan's 
choice for his successor. 

7. What country has approved an all- 
new Constitution and by what margin? 

Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer. Feb. 8, 1987 

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Equine, continued from page 1 

and training while producing a well- 
rounded horseperson educated in all 
aspects of equine science. 

"Career possibilities," said Hofsaess, 
"include riding instructor, facilities (riding 
or training) manager, groom, veterinary 
assistant, foaling manager and sales of 
equine-related materials. 

"The entire industry is growing," said 
Hofsaess. "The horse is a recreational 
animal. As people look for more inter- 
esting leisure activities to get involved 
with interest in horses tends to increase 
tremendously." 

Among the broad areas covered in the 
two-year degree program will be driving, 
training, riding, breeding and business 
management. All courses will be taught 
with the same philosophy of practical, 
hands-on experience which has been 
proven so successful at DVC since 18%. 

"DVC is one of only three colleges or 
universities in the country which main- 
tains a herd of standardbreds," said Hof- 
saess. "The advantage," he explained, 
"is that students are able to be trained in 
breeding techniques which are not avail- 
able' with other types of horses." 

The horsemanship and training courses 
in the program will be conducted at 
Wildemere Farm, which is located ap- 
proximately six miles from campus. This 
dressage and training facility features a 
16-box stable, 20-by-40- meter indoor 
arena and large turnout areas. 

The horses used in the horsemanship 
and training courses are selected based 
on their training, temperament and suit- 
ability to purpose. A number of "green" 
riding and driving horses are maintained 
for use in the training courses, as well as 



advanced horses with successful show 
records. 

The college is an active member of the 
Intercollegiate Horse Show Association 
(IHSA), Region V. Hunt Seat (English) 
and Stock Seat (Western) horse shows 
are hosted by various colleges and uni- 
versities each semester. DVC's teams 
have shown considerable success over 
the years. The college has been repre- 
sented at Nationals by the Western Team 
in 1985 and by the English Team in 
1986. The current national champion 
"Intermediate on the Flat" is a DVC 
student. 

"The Equine Science program was in 
the planning stages for three years," said 
Hofsaess. The program was approved 
by the college's Animal Husbandry De- 
partment, Curriculum Committee, Presi- 
dent and Academic Dean, and the Edu- 
cation Committee of the Board of Trust- 
ees before it was reveiwed in Harrisburg. 

Hofsaess emphasized that students 
enrolled in the two-year program will be 
treated the same as those enrolled in any 
of the college's four-year programs. 
Housing, meals and social activities will 
be available to everyone on an equal 
basis. 

After completing the two-year pro- 
gram, students will have the option to 
study and work overseas. Agreements 
have been reached in the United King- 
dom, Germany and Switzerland to allow 
students to study 'n those countries for 
up to one year. Students who elect this 
option will have their room and board, 
along with a modest living expense, pro- 
vided. Airfare will be refunded by the 
overseas employer upon successful com- 
pletion of the program. 



Video Games in Pub 
are Muffled! 

Dear Editors, 

We are grateful to the DVC Student 
Government for listening to our request 
which was recently placed in the com- 
muter suggestion box. We asked that the 
video games placed in the Caesar's Pub 
Snack Bar please be removed, due to 
the annoying sounds they tend to emit 
while being played. Within two weeks 
after we formed this request letter, the 
video games were still there, but the 
noises were toned down enough that the 
only time they're noticeable is when you 
see somebody standing there — which is 
fine with us! 

Though we had hoped that the games 
would be permanently moved to the 
Game Room — which seemed like an 
appropriate place and which would have 
removed them from blocking vision to 
the large screen TV — we are glad to see 
that something positive was done in 
reaction to the suggestion we made. 

Thank you again, 
Four Commuters 



WANTED: 
Wrestling Reporter 

The Ram Pages Sports Editor has 
been searching for a reliable reporter 
to follow the DVC wrestling team — a 
team which is quite successful and of 
which we are proud! However, the sea- 
son is already nearing completion. Any- 
one willing to give statistics^and highlights 
of matches — upcoming as well as past 
— please notify John Litzke, Sports 
Editor, via P.O. Box 988. 

Editor's Note: John Litzke, as editor, 
has followed, reported and written about 
as many sports teams as has been physi- 
cally possible. It is about time a few other 
sports fans follow and report those teams 
which he cannot, so that the entire cam- 
pus can appreciate their hard work and 
successes. 



MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

Q. Since 1 live at home with my par- 
ents while attending art college, I am not 
eligible for the Pell Grant, etc. My savings 
are just about exhausted. What other 
help is there for me? (R.S., RI) 

A. You are eligible for private source 
awards based on factors in your back- 
ground including field of study, career 
goals, your parents employment and 
veteran's status — and many more. 

Here is a private source award you are 
eligible for based on your field of study: 
ALLIED ARTISTS INC. (Oil/Watercolor 
and Sculpture Exhibition/National Ex- 
hibition), 15 GRAMERCY PARK S., 
NEW YORK, NY 10003. AWARDS: 
$100-$800. DEADLINE: OCT. 5. 45 
AWARDS GIVEN EACH YEAR AT 
THE EXHIBITION. 

How can you know all you are eligible 
for? This is an enormous chore because 
there are so many independent sources. 
You can tap the world's largest compu- 
terized database of private award sources: 
over 200,000 listings covering UNDER- 
GRADUATE, GRADUATE, and OVER- 
SEAS study. For free details, write: Fi- 
nancial Aid Finders, 77 Gristmill Rd., 
Randolph, NJ 07869. 





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!!!!!!!!! IT'S BACK HUM!! 

AEROBICS 

Every Monday & Wednesday 

4:15 to 5:45 P.M. 

IN THE ALL-PURPOSE ROOM 

STARTING FEBRUARY 2 

Get a jump on summer!!! 

Look and feel better! 
Come out and participate! 

ATTENTION: No Aerobics Mon., Feb. 16 (no 
classes) and Wed., Feb. 18 (Career Day). 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

• Doc scores 22 in his final All-Star ap- 
pearance with West winning in OT 
154-149 as seven Easterners and six 
Westerners finished in double figures. 
Seattle's Tom Chambers led all scorers 
with 34 and received MVP and Dallas's 
Rolando Blackman finished with 29 for 
the West. The East was led by Moses 
with 27. The day before, Larry Bird 
captured Three-point Shooting Con- 
test and Air Jordan was named King of 
the Dunk. 

• If the recent bench-clearing brawl be- 
tween team Canada and the Soviet's in 
the 1987 World Junior Hockey Cham- 
pionships is any indication of the new 
style of play adopted by the Soviets, 
then the NHL All-Stars (who did battle 
against the Soviet National team on 
Wednesday night and tonight on ESPN 
in rendezvous '87) better be set. 

• NBA Commissioner David Stem seri- 
ously considering having the NBA com- 
pete in International Tournaments. 
Also, expect up to a three team expan- 
sion in the NBA before 1990. 

• Cleveland Indians sign catcher Rick 
Dempsey to one-year contract. 

• Former Olympic champion Mark Bre- 
land captures WBA Welterweight Title 
after knocking out Harold Volbrecht. 
What's amazing is Breland broke his 
hand in the first round and still con- 
tinued the boxing match. 

• Temple remains at number sue in AP 
and UPI as tournament time is just 
around the corner. 

• Tim Mayotte defeats John McEnroe to 
win Ebel Tennis Tournament in Phila- 
delphia, 3-6, 6-1, 6-3, 6-1. 



Bill, Mark, Big Nol and Rock at Scrartton. 

Fans of the Century 

Without them, the outcome of last Wednesday's Scranton matchup may have turned out different Led by 
Brandt Nolan, the DVC faithful made their way up the turnpike and piled into the Scranton Gym like frat 
brothers in a phone booth and made their voices heard, putting the Scranton crowd to shame Thanks a 
million and let's do it more often 1 . 





Air Jordan of the Chicago Bulls 





Athletes of the Week: 

Two of our future stars are in the spot- 
light this week. Both are members of the 
1986-87 men's basketball team and both 
can shoot the lights out of the ball. 

First there's John Jones, a 6-2 fresh- 
man from Cardinal Dougherty H.S. in 
Philadelphia. On January 28, Jones hit 
for a game and season high 31 vs. the 
Greyhounds in DVC's shalacking of 
Moravian. John has outstanding poten- 
tial and should contribute greatly to 
future ball clubs. 

Then we have Dwight Weldon, a 
sophomore out of Wissahickon H.S. in 
Ambler. Dwight hit for a season high of 
31 points vs. Messiah, February 7, in 
DVC's 92-80 win. Dwight is the leading 
scorer on the team averaging 18/game. 
He is a prolific scorer with an outstanding 
touch and unlimited potential. 

With players like Jones and Weldon 
around for the next three years there's 
bound to be many successes and some 
possible playoff berth's in the seasons to 
come. Congratulations John and Dwight, 
you are the Athletes of the Week. 



Spring Track 
Opens Season 

The 1987 season provides exciting 
competition for the men and women of 
DVC. A strong nucleus of experienced 
competitors may make this season one 
of the best for the thin clads. 

The co-captains selected for the 
women's track this season are Connie 
Hajidannou (sprints) and Tina Drey 
(shotput, discus, javelin). The men's co- 
captains include Steve Caffey (sprints 
and jumps) , Jim Flukey (javelin) . David 
Keich (sprints and jumps) and Dave 
Sports (distance). 

Interested students are invited to the 
organizational meeting for spring track 
on Tuesday, February 17, 4:30 p.m. in 
the Coffeehouse. Experience in track 
and field is NOT required, but desire is a 
criterion. 

Head coach Richard Acker and assis- 
tant coach James Garvin return for their 
second season. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: 12-Horse Ale 
Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: S1 Cheesesteak 

Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

/Area's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4 - 6:30 PM 

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Sports Trivia '87 

In 1979, the NCAA Final pitted two 
state colleges. Name the two schools and 
the two NBA superstars who came from 
each school. 

If you know the answer to this week's 
trivia, place your answer, your name, 
and your box number on a slip of paper 
and have it placed into Box 951. If your 
correct entry is chosen, you'll be the win- 
ner of a free coupon for a burger, fries, 
and Pepsi from Caesar's Pub. And re- 
member, you can't win if you don't play. 

WE HAVE A WINNER! 

Congratulations to Kevin Stanton who 
correctly matched the correct college 
with its bird nickname: 

1. E Temple Owls 

2. I Kansas Jay hawks 

3. F South Carolina Gamecocks 

4. J Iowa Hawkeyes 

5. A Louisville Cardinals 

6. L Bowling Green Falcons 

7. B Creighton Blue Jays 

8. M St. Joseph's Hawks 

9. C Long Island Blackbirds 

10. O Canisius Griffins 

11. D Boston College Eagles 

12. N Niagra Purple Eagles 

13. G Oregon Webfoots 

14. K Virginia Tech Gobblers 

15. H St. Peter's Peacocks 







Tennis at DVC could produce stars like this guy. 

TENNIS AT DVC 

Yes, a spring tennis team is being 
organized here at DVC. If anyone is in- 
terested in playing spring tennis, please 
contact Jerry Fritz, Box *1133. 



WRESTLERS ON CHAMPIONSHIP PACE AT 15-2 




Bedesem in 190 lb division is undefeated at 
14-00. 



by Brian Taggart 

DVC wrestling, led by head coach 
Robert Marshall (wrestling coach at DVC 
for 13 years) is into another winning 
season. 

Except for the first two losses, one 
against Brown 25-12 and the other 
against Springfield 25-19, DVC has won 
their last tiine matches. DVC wrestlers 
won against the following schools: NYU 
47-5, Swarthmore 44-5, Delaware State 
48-12, Ursinus 27-16, Lafayette 40-8, 
Kean 46-6, Seton Hall 44-3, Villanova 
48-6 and Lycoming 29-10. 

Leading wrestlers include, returning 
MAC champ and two-time National 
Champ of Division HI, Shaun Smith. 
Smith is currently undefeated 14-0-0 
wrestling at 142 lbs. Another undefeated 
wrestler is Rich Williams who is wrestling 
at 126 lbs. and has a record of 5-0-0. 
Rich is a defending MAC Champ and an 



All- American. Other undefeated wrest- 
lers are Jim Bodai at 134 lbs. with a rec- 
ord of 14-0-0, Randy Worrell at 167 lbs. 
with a record of 4-0-0, Garth Lakitsky at 
177 lbs. at 10-0-1 and Vince Bedesem at 
190 lbs. with a record of 13-0-0. 

Here's a rundown of the 1987 DVC 
wrestling team and their respective 
records: 

118 Mike Zarbatany, 3-5-1 
118 Chris Britton, 3-6-0 
126 Rich Williams, 5-0-0 
134 Jim Bodai, 14-0-0 
142 Shaun Smith, 14-0-0 
150 Tracy Snyder, 9-4-1 
158 Frank Pershpalaj, 3-7-0 
167 Randy Worrell, 4-0-0 
167 Dan Monaghan, 3-5-1 
177 Garth Lakitsky, 10-0-1 
190 Vince Bedesem, 13-0-0 
Hwt Chuck Heiber, 9-4-0 




Tracy Snyder grapples for mat supremacy with 
Nova (not so wild, more like mild) cat. 




Gold 


W 


L 


X 


Double Stuff 


2 





1.000 


Terps 


1 





1.000 


Running Rabbi's 


1 


1 


.500 


Blue Demons 


1 


1 


.500 


Agboh 





1 


.000 


Boffers 





2 


.000 



Wednesday's (2/4) Games 

Running Rebels 52, Gargoyles 44 
EMO vs. Wolf Pack 

Boyle, Leinbach 
Keep Rebels Unbeaten 

The Running Rebels (3-0) remained 
undefeated after their 52-44 win over the 
Gargoyles (1-1) in Work Gym. Powered 
by Paul "Judge" Leinbach's game high 
17 and Bill "Pearl" Boyle's 15, the Run- 
nin' Rebs took a 24-18 halftime lead and 
never looked back. Doug Herring led the 
Gargoyles in scoring and rebounds with 
14 and 12 respectively and Scott Cooper 
added 11 points. Tim Brennan pulled 
down 12 rebounds and Chris Snyder 



Intramural Standings 


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Gargoyles 


Green 


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2 


Hartung 4 


Running Rebels 
Psychotic Hoop 


3 





1.000 


Brennan 


8 


Herring 14 


1 





1.000 


Boyle 


15 


Knight 2 


Gargoyles 


1 


1 


.500 


Leinbach 


17 


Hepner 8 


Bambino Magicians 


1 


1 


.500 


Kennedy 


4 


Bachinsky 


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1 


1 


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Snyder 





Cooper 1 1 


Space Between 





1 


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Arnold 


4 


Mucchi 5 


Wolf Pack 





3 


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C. Boyle 


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help us on Career Day — putting up 
signs on tables, registration, greeters, etc. 

If you are able to give us a hand, we 
would appreciate it very much. Please 
stop to see Mrs. Grazioso and let her 
know if you will be free to help. If you 
have friends who would like to help, 
bring them along. 




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TRACK RESULTS 

Results of the meet at Haverford held 
February 6. The colleges participating in- 
cluded: Haverford, Moravian, Muhlen- 
berg, Lebanon Valley, FOM, Swarth- 
more, Widener, Ursinus, St. Joseph's 
and Villanova. 

55 High Hurdles 

* Brinsky 8:41 
Sperry 8:47 
DeLaney 8:51 
Makowski 9:16 

55 Dash 

Caffey 6:80, 6:86 (5th) 

Dickmyer 6:70 

Howard 7:0 

1,000 Run 

Benner 4:07 

400 Run 

Rueb 52:99 

Enoch 53:53 

Allen 57:54 

Kunkle 68:45 

Hajioannou 68:46 

3,000 Run 

Donofrio 10:05 

Thompson 10:50 

Miller 11:21 

1,600 Relay 

(Team *1, 3rd place) 

Rueb 53:5 

Brinsky 56:39 

Enoch 55:89 

Benner 53:93 

(Team *2) 

Howard 59:80 

Makowski 56:77 

Mazur 59:25 
Dickmyer 59:02 

Long Jump 

Caffey 20 '-9" 
Mazur 19'-6" 

Triple Jump 

Caffey 38 '-6* 
Sperry 38 '-4* 
Kunkel32'-5" 

High Jump 

Kunkel5'-2"(lst) 

Allen 5'-6" 

Delaney 5 '-6* 



Philadelphia Wings 
Indoor Lacrosse 

Scanner, the Philadelphia area college 
magazine, is offering students every- 
where a chance to save $2.00 a ticket to 
the Philadelphia Wings Lacrosse game 
on Saturday, February 21. The Wings 
will be playing the Baltimore Thunder. 

Coupons are available in February's 
issue of Scanner. Look for it on your 
campus. 




It takes a second to say goodbye . . . say goodbye . . . 
push the button and pull the plug . say goodbye 



OPEN FORUM ON 
ARMS RACE 

"The Social Cost of the Arms Race" 
will be the topic of an open forum featur- 
ing The Honorable William H. Gray III, 
U.S. Congressman, and Victor W. Sidel, 
M.D., president-elect, Physicians for 
Social Responsibility (PSR), on Friday, 
February 20, at Hahnemann University. 
The forum will take place from 7-9 p.m. 
in Geary Auditorium, first floor, Hahne- 
mann New College Building, 245 N. 
15th St., Philadelphia. 

Rep. Gray is chairman of the House 
Budget Committee. Dr. Sidel is a distin- 
guished university professor of Social 
Medicine, Albert Einstein College of 
Medicine, New York, and immediate 
past president of the American Public 
Health Association. During the forum, 
they will address the impact of military 
spending on the delivery of health care. 

The event, which is free and open to 
the public, is being sponsored by Hahne- 
mann University in conjunction with 
Physicians for Social Responsibility, the 
American Medical Student Association 
(AMSA) and the Student National Medi- 
cal Association (SNMA) . For more infor- 
mation, call (215) 448-8284. 





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Vol. XXI. No. IS 

Friday, February 20. 1987 



News to 
Keep You Warm! 

Things to Do - Page 2 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



New ideas: A Permanent 
DVC Roadside Market 

Dear Editors, 

We feel that the college has an oppor- 
tunity that has been overlooked for many 
years. We think that a roadside produce 
market would be a tremendous asset to 
the school. The educational, civic and 
financial benefits would have a major 
positive impact upon the college and the 
community. 

The educational benefits would be 
vast. All majors, from Agronomy to Busi- 
ness to Ornamental Horticulture would 
benefit from such a business. A perma- 
nent structure, in proximity to Route 
202, would be an excellent place for the 
market. 

The fruit that is grown in the orchards 
would be the major items sold, along 
with honey, cider and other products 
that the college produces. The Floral 
Department could sell fresh-cut flowers 
and arrangements. The Dairy Majors/ 
Clubs could sell ice cream and milk. The 
Ornamental Horticulture Majors/Clubs 
could set up designs and offer drawings 
and estimates for people's homes. O.H. 
Landscape would have an excellent op- 
portunity to exhibit their plant material 
for public sale. The Agribusiness and 
Business majors could work on the ac- 
counting and the marketing aspects of 
the business. 

The benefits derived from such a busi- 
ness are innumerable. The community 
could actually see the college in a work- 
ing form. The "hands on" experience 
that all students would gain would be 
tremendous. The students would see the 
growing, distribution and consumption 
of their products. Students would gain a 
better understanding of public relations 
and marketing. 

We feel that the wagons that were 
used in the fall are obsolete. It is our 
opinion that a professional farm market 
would be beneficial to the college, its 
students and the community. 

Sincerely, 
Walter Murphy 
Senior, BA 
Charles E. Baker 
Sophomore, HT 

This Week on 
Campus 

byWL. Ungsr 

* FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 20 * 

So p h omo re Dfciner Dance at 
Hlghpo fc> t , 

* SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 21 * 

MB8 (H) vi. Draw, 2 p.m. 

* MOMMY, FEBRUARY 23 * 

Ram Pages Meeting, 7 p.m., 2nd floor 
Student Canter 

* WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 23 * 

Movie: The KOtng Re**, 9 p.m. In 
toe APR. 

* THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26 * 

Ray Beaton's Beach Forty, 9 p.m,l 
a.m., AFRf 

* * * 



A NIGHT AT CAESAR'S PUB 

Thursday, February 12 




Extensive D.J sound system set up 
Photo ' Ram Pages 



"Amerika": 

A Commentary 

by John Litzke 

Hollywood, in its infinite absurdity, 
has done it again. For six straight nights 
this past week we were bombarded by 
propaganda of the worst kind, the depic- 
tion of a war in our homeland, of the rev- 
olutionary sort, between Soviet occupied 
America and U.S. revolutionaries. It 
seems to me that the film industry is try- 
ing to satirize a very touchy subject 
when, in real life, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. 
are in the process of sitting down at the 
negotiating table to iron out strategic 
arms disagreements. Not only has this 
movie angered me, but it has angered 
some very big Reds, especially Gorba- 
chev. Is this what the film industry had in 



mind, to instill anger and a sense of dis- 
trust in our political societies, leaders and 
the populace of both continents? 

Is this what America really wants to 
see? Is this movie's purpose to pull 
Americans together to create more unity 
in this country of peace, the land of pros- 
perity and make the Russians (and their 
people) look like the enemy, or is it a 
depiction of what really is to be? The last 
thing on the minds of the Russian and 
American people is war or occupation. 

How could President Reagan allow 
such a picture to be shown? Or is he still 
playing a Hollywood role? 

"Mr. Reagan said he will protect you 
... I don't subscribe to this point of view 
. . . believe me when I say to you ... I 
hope the Russians love their children 
too." 

"Russians," from Sting's 
Dreams of Blue Turtles track 



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due NOW! 




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Quiz Yourself 
on Current Events . . . 

1. As the Iran -Contra scandal was un- 
folding in November, a tense confron- 
tation between two senior federal offi- 
cials erupted. Name these two officials. 

2. What prominent person in the current 
Iran-Contra controversy just attempt- 
ed suicide, according to police? 

3. The Ku KIux Klan was recently in a 
Mobile, Alabama court on trial con- 
cerning the 1981 murder committed 
by its members. What is the precedent 
set by the verdict they have received? 

4. What does C3 stand for? 

5. What prominent Pentagon official an- 
nounced his intention to resign? 

6. Who is Joseph Begun? 

7. The Wall Street insider scandal is con- 
tinuing with the recent arrest of three 
high level brokers. Whom did they 
work for? 

Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer, Feb. 15 ; 1987 

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MS. ELY! 

Ms. Ely won the raffle sponsored by 
the Business Club for a $50 gift certificate 
to Conn's Restaurant. Ms. Ely works in 
the Accounting Department Payroll Of- 
fice. Thank you to those who purchased 
raffle tickets. 



ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 




Inside a cabaret in St Petersburg, a scene from Pennsylvania Ballet's "Winter Dreams. " 
Set Design Steve Rubin • Photo Credit Steven Caras 



Winter Dreams 

Pennsylvania Ballet will premiere 
an original three-act story ballet, the first 
full-length ballet ever choreographed by 
artistic director Robert Weiss, at the 
Academy of Music in Philadelphia for 
seven performances, March 11-15. 

The ballet, choreographed in the clas- 
sical idiom, is titled Winter Dreams and 
set to the music of Peter Ilych Tchaikovsky. 

Winter Dreams is set to a collection of 
18 pieces of Tchaikovsky's music with an 
original libretto written in collaboration 
with John Malmstad, a professor of Rus- 
sian literature at Harvard University, and 
Victoria Wyndham, who has starred on 
NBC-TV's "Another World" for over a 
decade. All choreography is by Weiss. 

A $300,000 ballet with more than 100 
costumes and eight different sets, Winter 
Dreams is a love story staged in early 
20th century Russia. It is the story of a 
young count who loses his first great 
love, only to be haunted by her, when 
he begins to give his heart to another. 

Elaborate turn-of-the-century sets and 
costumes are designed by Steve Rubin, 
who in the past has designed Pennsyl- 
vania Ballet's Candide, The Steadfast 
Tin Soldier and Rough Assemblage. 

The Tchaikovsky score includes seg- 
ments from Symphony No. 1 ("Winter 
Dreams"), Symphony No. 6, and the 
operas "Isolanthe," "The Snow Maiden," 
"Eugene Onegin" and "Maid of Orleans." 
Music from "Hamlet" and "The Tempest" 
are also included. 

Music for Winter Dreams has been col- 
lected and researched by Pennsylvania 
Ballet Music Director Maurice Kaplow, 

Certified Scuba Divers 
on Campus? 

Feeling like a fish out of water? We are 
trying to re-start the DVC Scuba Club, 
Call Jamie Connors, 340-1267, for 
details. 




SOPHOMORES: 

If you are attending the Sophomore 
Dinner Dance tonight, and plan to take 
some pictures of those memories, you 
can send your photos to Ram Pages and 
we'll print them for next Friday's paper! 
Just get them to us by Monday evening, 
or by next Monday for the following 
week's paper. 



with additional music composed by Phil- 
adelphian Peter Nocella. Nocella com- 
posed the score for Pennsylvania Ballet's 
Time Passed Summer and created addi- 
tional music for Ballet Theatre's Cinderella. 

Weiss has choreographed a number of 
one-act ballets for Pennsylvania Ballet 
and other major companies, including 
American Ballet Theatre, for whom he 
created A Promise, (75) choreographed 
for Gelsey Kirkland and Ivan Nagy, and 
Awakening, (76) choreographed for 
Kirkland and Mikhail Baryshnikov. Weiss 
also created Leitmotiv or "Light Motif 
(75) for Maurice Bejart's Ballet of the 
20th century. 

Some of the ballets Weiss choreo- 
graphed for Pennsylvania Ballet include 
Ardis & Orrin (Bolero), the highly ac- 
claimed Water Music Suite to the popular 
music of Handel, Concerto for Soprano 
and Orchestra to the music of Reinhold 
Gliere and Bartoks Piano Concerto No. 
3. 

Pennsylvania Ballet's full company of 
36 dancers will appear in Winter Dreams. 

The sets for the ballet are being con- 
structed by Quinlan Scenic Studio, in 
Morton, Pa., with sets being painted in 
Montreal, Canada. Costumes are being 
built by Michael- Jon in New York City. 

Pennsylvania Ballet will perform Win- 
ter Dreams on Wednesday, March 11 at 
8 p.m., Thursday, March 12 at 8 p.m., 
Friday, March 13 at 8 p.m., Saturday, 
March 14 at 1:30 and 8 p.m. and Sun- 
day, March 15 at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. 

Tickets range in price from $7 to $45 
and may be obtained by calling 215/ 
978-1429 or visiting the Academy of 
Music or Ticketron. 

Billboard's 
Top Five Pop Singles 

WEEK ENDING 2/14/87 

1. "Livin' on a Prayer," Bon Jovi 

2. "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," 
Georgia Satellites 

3. "Will You Still Love Me?", Chicago 

4. "Jacob's Ladder," Huey Lewis & 
the News 

5. "Touch Me," Samantha Fox 

WEEK ENDING 2/26/77 

1. "New Kid in Town," Eagles 

2. Love Theme From A Star is Bom, 
"Evergreen," Barbra Streisand 

3. "Blinded by the Light," Manfred 
Mann's Earth Band 

4. "Fly Like an Eagle," Steve Miller 
Band 

5. "I Like Dreamin'," Kenny Nolan 

WEEK ENDING 2/25/67 

1. "Ruby Tuesday," Rolling Stones 

2. "Love is Here and Now Your 
Gone," Supremes 

3. "Kind of a Drag," Buckinghams 

4. "Baby, I Need Your Lovin'," 
Johnny Rivers 

5. "Georgie Girl," Seekers 



Work 2nd: 
Respect la Requested 

(The following letter was sent to the editor. It con- 
cerns ongoing problems between students living on 
Work Hall, 1st floor and those on the 2nd floor. 
This is addressing those students living on the 2nd 
floor.) 

Dear Editors, 

I am excited to hear of your desire to 
work out something with us on the 1st 
floor. But, where do you think you are 
coming from? You have your loud parties 
until almost any hour of the night and 
make it difficult for many of us to sleep. 
You have even confirmed that you were 
told at least three times by an R. A. and 
Security to quiet down. But did you? 
Why must someone tell you to quiet 
down? Can't you tell that you are being 
too noisy or disturbing someone else? 
Don't you even care? You were warned 
once, but there is no excuse after that. 
Surely you have enough sense to take a 
shower when you smell, don't you? Or 
must someone tell you that too? 

Why don't you have any respect for 
anyone else? How do you expect us to 
even begin to respect you if you can't 
even respect us? Compromise — not 
that's a nice word. We agree to lose a lit- 
tle bit of sleep and not complain or tell 
the R.A.'s or Security, but you continue 
to party at any hour. Give and take? 
Yes, absolutely. We give, you take! 
Again, I say compromise! We have done 
nothing to you except claim a tolerable 
level of quietness that I would hope any 
respectable person would respect (not to 



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mention that this is in the handbook that 
we all signed for) . 

Again, you had a good idea — you 
asked us to go directly to you first to ask 
you to quiet down. 1 respect that idea, 
but one question: How can we go to you 
to ask you to be quiet if an R. A. has told 
you three times and is unsuccessful? 
Would this do any good? Also, one or 
two of us against all of you? No thank 
you. I respect my body; I prefer to abuse 
it serving my employer. Besides, you still 
jeer at us for doing, in reality, nothing to 
you. Personally, I think that is childish, 
well, maybe high schoolish. 1 thought 
this was college. 

1 know you have to blow off steam. 
We all do. Sure, have your parties, but 
keep them respectable, tolerable even. 
Consider those who allow you to live 
around them, who do not force their life- 
styles on you. I agree totally that a little 
noise is tolerable. We tolerate a lot, even 
from our own floor; but we have respect 
when someone asks or even tells us to 
quiet down. This is where we differ from 
you; we do quiet down. (Let me ask 
you, how many chairs must you break 
on the floor? Why must you bang weights 
at 11:30 p.m. And, why don't you trash 
your own bathrooms next time?) 

Thank you for your concern. Think 
about what you are saying. Try some- 
time to focus on someone else in the 
world for once. Things go a lot better 
when we turn our attention towards 
others and not always on ourselves. 

Not who you think, 
Work 1st 



Movies for the Week 

THE BARN 

Over the Top (PG) 

1:00-3:00-5:15- 7:15-9:15 

Outrageous Fortune 

1:30-5:00-7:15-9:30 

Black Widow (R) 

1:45-5:15-7:30-9:45 

Mannequin (PG) 

1:15-3:15-5:30-7:30-9:30 

ROUTE 309 CINEMA 

Critical Condition (R) 
5:30-8:00- 10:15 

Lady and the Tramp (G) 
1:30-3:30 

Star Trek IV (PG) 
2:00 - 5:00 - 7:30 - 9:55 

Over the Top (PG) 
2:00 - 5:00 - 7:50 - 9:30 

From the Hip (PG) 

2:15-5:00-7:15-9:30 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 

2:45-5:30-7:45- 10:15 

Golden Child (PG-13) 
2:30-5:15-7:30-9:45 

Black Widow (R) 
2:15-5:15-7:30-9:45 

Stand By Me (R) 
5:30- 10:15 

The Mission (PG) 
2:30 - 8:00 

Mannequin (PG) 
2:00 - 5:00 - 7:00 - 9:00 



Intramural 




Scoring Leaders 


r> 


by John Litzke 








Name & Team 


G 


Total 


Avg. 


Sterling, BD 


3 


110 


36.6 


Vinitsky, Boff 


2 


43 


21.5 


Zecchino, Terps 


3 


60 


20.0 


Gilbert, R. Rabbi 


5 


95 


19.0 


Courts, WP 


3 


48 


16.0 


Keich, DS 


4 


64 


16.0 


Wisenberg, R. Rabbi 


4 


64 


16.0 


Simononis, EMO 


4 


63 


15.7 


Stanton, PH 


3 


46 


15.3 


B. Boyle, R. Rebels 


5 


66 


13.2 




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STANDINGS 

SOUTHERN DIVISION -WEST 

Franklin & Marshall 

Gettysburg 

Muhlenberg 

Dickinson 

Western Maryland 

Moravian 

Lebanon Valley 

SOUTHERN DIVISION -EAST 

Widener 
Washington 

Ursinus 

Swarthmore 

Haverford 

Johns Hopkins 

NORTHERN DIVISION -WEST 

Elizabethtown 
Lycoming 

Albright 
Susquehanna 

Juniata 

Messiah 

NORTHERN DIVISION - EAST 

King's 

Scranton 

Delaware Valley 

Wilkes 

FDU-Madison 

Drew 

llfrm J?f|GBs 

TRI[/I/f 
Sports Trivia '87 

The Boston Celtics are currently 
an NBA powerhouse. In '77 and '78, 
they weren't and were among the 
worst In the league. Can you name 
the starting lineup for the Celtics In 
'77 or '78? 

Congratulations to Kevin Stanton. For 
the second week in a row he has given 
the correct answer to the trivia. His cor- 
rect answer was for this question: In 77, 
78 the Portland Trailblazers were NBA 
champs (beating the 76ers in finals) . Can 
you name the starters for Portland? 
Kevin's correct answer is: Maurice Lucas 
F, Bob Gross F, Bill Walton C, Johnny 
Davis G and Lionel Hollins G. 

For his correct answer, Kevin received 
a coupon for a free Aggie Burger, fries 
and Pepsi and you can too if you know 
the answer to this week's question. Just 
put your name and box on a slip of paper 
and place it in Box 951. And remember, 
you can't win if you don't play. 



Intramural Standings 

AS OF 2/12/87 



by John Litzke 






- 


Green 


W 


L 


X 


Running Rebels 


5 





1.000 


EMO 


3 


2 


.600 


Psychotic Hoop 


2 


1 


.666 


Gargoyles 


2 


3 


.400 


Bambino Magicians 


1 


3 


.250 


Wolf Pack 


1 


3 


.250 


Space Between 





3 


.000 


Gold 


w 


L 


% 


Double Stuff 


4 





1.000 


Blue Demons 


2 


1 


.666 


Terps 


2 


1 


.666 


Running Rabbi's 


2 


3 


.400 


Boffers 


1 


3 


.250 


Agboh 





3 


.000 



Wednesday's (2/4) Games 

Running Rebels 52, Gargoyles 44 
Terps 52, Running Rabbi's 48 
EMO 51, Bambino Magicians 43 

Tuesday's (2/10) Games 

Wolf Pack 50, Space Between 28 
Double Stuff 75, Agboh 48 
EMO 51, Gargoyles 46 
Running Rebels 46, Psychotic Hoop 44 
Running Rabbi's 41, Boffers 33 

Thursday's (2/12) Games 
Blue Demons 95, Terps 56 
Double Stuff 87, Running Rabbi's 55 
Boffers 59, Agboh 25 
Running Rebels 58, Space Between 34 
Psychotic Hoop 60, EMO 56 
Gargoyles 50, Bambino Magicians 49 



WOLF PACK, RABBIS, EMO 
WIN IN WEEK 4 

Wolf Pack 50, Space Between 28 

J.J. Courts' team-game high 17 and 
Joe McLaughlin's 12 paced the Wolf 
Pack (1-3) to easy victory over Space 
Between (0-2) . Ray Boltz led Space Be- 
tween with 12 and Space center Craig 
Pierce added a game-high nine rebounds. 

WP SB 

Courts 17 Snader 1 

Seidel 3 Pierce 3 

McLaughlin 12 Boltz 12 

Pietrefesa 8 Martella 5 

Powell 6 Spangler 

Annan 2 Bachur 

Myers 2 Brittner 2 

Hatch 3- 

Officials: Estep, Wood 

Double Stuff 75, Agboh 48 

Double Stuff (3-0) remained unde- 
feated receiving balanced scoring up and 
down the lineup while subs Paul Sterling 
and Rob Benner led Agboh (0-2) with 29 
and 13 respectively. 

EMO 51, Gargoyles 46 

At DVC. EMO (3-1) received 12 from 
Rich Simononis and 10 from Sean Smith 
plus balanced scoring throughout the 
lineup to give EMO the close victory 
Chris Mucci and Paul Knight had 11 
each for the Gargoyles (1-3). 

EMO GAR 

McNulty Mucci 11 

Kobryznski 6 Butcher 2 

Heisy 2 Cooper 4 

Fox Herring 10 

Simononis 12 Hartung 6 

Lewandowski 7 Knight 1 1 

Sucoloski 4 Bachinsky 2 

Schade 8 

Williams 
Canale 2 

Smith 10 

Officials: B. Boyle, Leinbach 



DOUBLE STUFF, RUNNING REBS 

STAY UNBEATEN; 

BOFFERS WIN FIRST 

Blue Demons 95, Terps 56 

At DVC, Paul Sterling poured in a 
game-high 34 and Leo Reaver 28 as the 
Blue Demons (2-1) won this Gold divi- 
sion contest. The Terps (2-1) were paced 
by a fine performance from Don Zec- 
chino who had 28 and Mike Lewandow- 
ski had 18. 

Double Stuff 87, Running Rabbi's 55 

Double Stuff (4-0) took a 45-24 half- 
time lead and never looked back on its 
way to a 87-55 win over the Running 
Rabbi's (2-3). Double Stuff was led by 
Dave Keich's 22 and "Big Nol" Brandt 
Nolan's 18. The Rabbi's received 20 
from Dave Weisenberg and 18 from 
Frank Gilbert. 

Boffers 59, Agboh 25 

At DVC, the Boffers (1-3) doubled 
Agboh (0-3) paced by Vinitsky's 24 and 
Melma's 13 while Fritche was high man 
for Agboh with 19. in this Gold division 
matchup. 

R. Rebels 58, Space Between 34 

Bob Kennedy's game-leading 12 points 
and 14 rebounds, and balanced scoring 
from the Running Rebels (5-0) paced 
them to the victory over Space Between 
(0-3) . Ray Boltz led Space Between with 
12 points. 

Psychotic Hoop 60, EMO 56 

Psychotic Hoop (2-1) pulled out a 
squeaker over second place EMO (3-2) 
to keep them in the division race. For- 
ward Kevin Stanton had a fabulous 
game with 23 and Chuck Carter added 
10 for the victors. EMO received season 
high's from Rich Simononis with 24 and 
Sean Smith with 16. Freshman Eric 
Schade led all rebounders with 12. 

Gargoyles 50, B. Magicians 49 

Behind 18 from Doug Herring and 13 
from Larry Hepner the Gargoyles (2-3) 
edged the Bambino's (1-3) 50-49 in a 
Green division contest. John Sukeena 
led the Bambino Magicians with 16 while 
Clay Butterworth had 1 1 points and 14 
rebounds. 

R. Rebels 46, Psychotic Hoop 44 

The first place Running Rebels (4-0) 
won a close battle over Psychotic Hoop 
(1-1) 46-44 at DVC in front of a near 
capacity crowd. Paul Leinbach and the 
Boyle brothers each had 10 while Kevin 
Stanton had 12 and Chuck Carter eight 
for the defeated. 

RR PH 

Brennan 5 Vandeberghe 3 

Arnold 2 Wheaton 7 

Kennedy 5 Widmer 2 

Leinbach 10 McSherry 6 

C. Boyle 10 Calderaio 6 

B.Boyle 10 Stanton 12 

Snyder 4 Carter 8 

Officials: Kobryznski, Simononis 

Running Rabbi's 41, Boffers 33 

Frank Gilbert hit 12 FG and three of 
three from the line for 27 points to pace 
the Running Rabbi's (2-2) to a win in a 
closely matched game over the Boffers 
(0-3) who received output from Hamm 
with nine and White with eight. 

RR B 

Stamm 8 Hamm 9 

Gilbert 27 Ford 6 

Cimochowski 2 White 8 

Clair 4 Melma 4 

Burkhardt Brauker 4 

Hartzell Martinelli 2 

Orban 

Officials: Delaney, Zendt 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

• At midseason, Sixers are in a decline 
and searching for a starting center and 
a new health plan. At 28-22, Sixers 
nine back of first place Boston with 
Moses and Washington just IV2 behind. 

•Another strike in the NFL? Well, it 
looks that way if questions such as the 
grievance process, player pensions 
and safety and welfare are not resolved. 
Strike '87. 

• British Bulldogs lose title to Hart Foun- 
dation. Hulk Hogan defeats Kamala, 
the 400 lb. Ugandan Hollywood drop- 
out and will wrestle, get this, Andre the 
Giant, Hulk's former ally in Wrestle- 
mania HI. Macho Man Randy Savage 
defeated Ricky Steamboat. Honky 
Tonk Man pins Koko B. Ware in major 
bouts. 

• St. Joseph's loses super center Rodney 
Blake indefinitely due to ankle injury. 
Meanwhile, Temple ranked *6 in both 
polls. 

• NHL and Soviet Nationals split best of 
two series in Rendevous '87. 

•The Philadelphia Girls Public League 
Playoffs are set and the following 
schools are involved: Dobbins, Ger- 
mantown, University City, Frankford, 
William Penn, Bok, Lincoln, Martin 
Luther King, Southern, Girls High, 
Gratz, Olney, Bartram and Washington. 

• Players from both N.Y. Giants and 
Denver Broncos have admitted to 
scalping Super Bowl tickets. 

• Mets set to defend. Spring training 
begins in, get this, one week. 




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DVC POUNDS MESSIAH, FDU; KINGS TOO MUCH 




by John Litzke 

DVC had an easy time Of it back on 
February 16 when they played a 2-16 
but tenacious Messiah Falcon club and 
came out on top 92-80. 

In the first half DVC controlled play 
and at the 11:38 mark led by 15 at 23-8. 
With strong play from O'Neil Arlington 
and Charlie Anderson, who each had 12 
first half points, Messiah battled back to 
tie it at 42 with 40 seconds left in the half. 
One out of two foul shots by John Boone 
gave DVC the lead at the half 43-42. 

Dwight Weldon, sophomore from 
Wissahickon, was the man in the first half 
hitting eight of 10 FG and two out of 
three from the line for 18 first half points. 
Boone, Butts and Sutrynowicz each 
added 6. 

The second half would prove to be as 
close as the end of the first half with Ar- 
rington and senior Chris Goettke keeping 
the feisty Falcons close. Messiah couldn't 
keep the pace against a multi-faceted 
DVC attack. DVC pulled to a consider- 
able lead at 1:22 of the game by a score 
of 85-78 and the final score of 92-80 
would be their largest lead in the second 
half. 




DVC was led by a fine performance 
from Dwight Weldon with a season -high 
31 and Joe Butts and John Boone had 
17 and 16 respectively. O'Neil Arrington 
was tops for Messiah with 28 and Chris 
Goettke had 14. On the night DVC hit 
36 baskets and 15 of 21 from the line. 

DVC completed the home-and-home 
series with FDU-Madison and split the 
series following their 78-62 thrashing of 
the Jersey Devils at Work Gym for DVC's 
third win in a row. FDU never led in this 
contest with the exception of two one- 
point leads midway through the first half. 



DVC, behind Weldon's 10 and Boone's 
eight, took a 37-32 halftime advantage 
with Floyd Adams leading the way for 
FDU with 12. 

The relentless pounding continued 
and the Devils were iced. Weldon and 
John Jones each finished with 15 and 
Boone and Butts finished with 14 and 13 
respectively. This put DVC at 13-9 over- 
ail and 8-5 in the league and in a solid 
third place in the MAC Northeast divi- 
sion in back of Kings and Scranton with a 
return match against first place, 18-3 
Kings coming next at Kings. 

The big, bad Kings Monarchs were the 
foes and that 63-62 loss to DVC, back 
on December 1, I'm sure, remained per- 
manently etched in their memories. 
They were out for revenge and revenge 
they got as Ed Moyer had 33 and Joe 
Flaherty added 18 in DVC's 99-83 loss 
last Saturday. 

DVC gave it their all in the first half 
and led by as much as 13 early on at 
24-11 to the total disbelief of the Kings 
fans, which pleased me. Then Kings' 
main man. 6-7 Ed Moyer. went to work. 
Kings battled back and took a 41-40 lead 
at the half, still a nailbiter. Weldon hit for 
14 first half points and John Jones 10 
while Moyer had 14 and Hessling eight 
for Kings. 

The second half went all Kings way as 
they led by as much as 25 enroute to 
their victory. DVC never gave up and 
that shows poise and maturity. Kings did 
much of their damage in the second half 
from the free-throw line as they finished 
18 of 23 to DVC's seven of 11. 




Tennis at DVC could prtsiuce stars like this guy. 

TENNIS AT DVC 

Yes, a spring tennis team is being 
organized here at DVC. If anyone is in- 
terested in playing spring tennis, please 
contact Jerry Fntz, Box *1133. 






UNDEFEATED SHAWN SMITH 
LEADING DVC WRESTLERS 



Women's Floor Hockey 



_ by Joe Ferry 



Undefeated in 19 matches so far this 
season, two-time NCAA Division III 
wrestling champion Shawn Smith is hav- 
ing another great year, but on this year's 
Aggie wrestling squad, Smith is far from 
being alone. 

After pinning lopsided losses on Mora- 
vian (54-6) and Scranton (50-4) on Feb. 
7, the Aggies have run their unbeaten 
streak to 14 consecutive meets and in- 
creased their overall record to 14-2. 
Their only two losses have come to Divi- 
sion I opponents Brown and Springfield. 

DVC presently has five wrestlers, 
besides Smith, who are undefeated: 
Vince Bedesem (Council Rock HS/ 
Newtown, Pa), 17-0; Garth Lakitsky 
(Tamaqua HS/Tamaqua, Pa.), 14-0-1; 
Randy Worrall (Shawnee HS/Shawnee, 
NJ), 8-0; Rick Williams (Susquerita HS/ 
Duncannon, Pa.), 9-0-1; and Dan Canale 
(Lenape HS/Lenape, NJ), 6-0. 

Jim Bodai (Wilson HS/Easton, Pa.) is 
18-1, Chuck Heiber (C.B. East HS/ 
Buckingham, Pa.) is 13-5 and Tracy 
Snyder (Tri Valley HS/Pittman, NJ) is 
13-4-1. 

But it is Smith that the Aggies look to 
for inspiration and leadership. 

"Shawn is having another great year," 
said head coach Bob Marshall. "But we 
more or less expected him to this season. 

"At this point, Shawn is something like 
61-0 against Division III opponents in 
his career. His only two losses have 
come in the NCAA Division I champion- 
ships last year, after he won the Division 
III championship. 

"We do look to him for leadership, 
and he seems to make everyone better 
and more intense. The nice thing about 
this season is that we have so many other 
wrestlers doing well 

"People like Jim Bodai, Chuck Heiber, 
Vince Bedesem and Randy Worrell are 
all having good years. 

"And looking forward to the MAC 
Championships (Feb. 27 & 28), we feel 



that we have quite a few potential con- 
ference champions." 

Smith leads the team with a total of 
106 team points on five pins and eight 
technical falls, while Bedesem is second 
with 87 points and Lakitsky is third with 
81 points. 

The Aggies have two meets remaining 
before the MAC's: February 1 1 at Eliza- 
bethtown and February 14 at Western 
Maryland. The MAC's will be held this 
year at Western Maryland. 

SCORES TO DATE: 

Brown 25, DVC 12 
Springfield 25, DVC 19 
DVC 47, NYU 5 
DVC 44, Swarthmore 4 
DVC 48, Delaware State 12 
DVC 27, Ursinus 16 
DVC 40, Lafayette 8 
DVC 46, Kean 8 
DVC 46, Seton Hall 3 
DVC 48, Villanova 6 
DVC 29, Lycoming 10 
DVC 50, Gettysburg 
DVC 58, Widener 
DVC 44, Kings 7 
DVC 54, Moravian 6 
DVC 50, Scranton 4 





Jelly 13, Waxettes 2 

Jelly (3-0) won by the score of 13-2. 
Connie Hajioannou scored one goal for 
the Waxettes (2-1) while goalie for Jelly, 
Tina Drey, mistakenly scored for the 
Waxettes. The scorers for Jelly were: 
Dee Pisauro with six, Trish Moorzitz with 
two, Debbie Masciulli with two, Amy 
Ruth with two and Lori Luciano with 
one. 

Mother Puckers 2, Waxettes 

Mother Puckers (2-2) won by the 
score of 2-0 in a game against the Wax- 
ettes (2-2) played on Thursday, Feb. 12. 



Answer to last week's 
Collegiate Camouflage. 




Trish Dollarton and Becky Rice each 
scored one goal for the Mother Puckers. 

K.K.P.W. 12, Berk 1st 3 

Tammy Petraskie led the K.K.P.W. to 
a victory Tuesday evening over the girls 
from Berk 1st. Tammy had seven goals 
with help from Stacy Yoder, Chris Ritter, 
Lisa Long, Barb Hemler and Laura Etz- 
weiler each adding a goal. Most of the 
scoring for the K.K.P.W. was done in the 
first two periods. They came on strong in 
the first period with Tammy's initial goal 
occurring within the first ten seconds of 
play. Goalie Michelle Shirk held Berk 1st 
to only three goals. They were shared by 
Dee Pisauro with two and Beth Kan- 
chipped in with one. 

The K.K.P.W. won last week by forfeit 
over Dairy which puts their record at 2-0. 



STAFF 

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and Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters . . Mike Bolles, Jerry L. Fritz, 

Melanie O'Neill, Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

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Vol. XXI. No. 19 

Friday, February 27, 1987 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Dear Editor - Page 3 



EVERY DVC GRADUATE IS HIRED! 



by Joe Ferry 

Students who seek a rewarding career 
along with a well-rounded education 
would do well to look at a "Higher and 
Hire" education offered by DVC. 

Placement figures for the college's 
Class of 1986 have been tabulated and 
they show that 100% of the 242 gradu- 
ates who entered the job market within 
six months of graduation are currently 
employed or enrolled in graduate school. 
Two graduates who chose not to seek 
employment for personal reasons are not 
included in the survey which is required 
by the Pennsylvania State Department of 
Higher Education. 

Even more impressive is the fact that 
85.8% of those who are employed are 
working within their major field of study. 
Among the career opportunities pursued 
by 1986 grads are sales, research, pro- 
duction supervision, quality control in- 
spection and management training. 

Other graduates are enrolled in medi- 
cal, dental or veterinary schools as well 
as schools of optometry, podiatry and 
osteopathic. Still others are continuing 
their education in the fields of medical 
technology, physical therapy, occupa- 
tion therapy, nursing and sports medicine. 



"These employment figures are a trib- 
ute to our hard-working students and our 
dedicated faculty," said H. William 
Craver, Director of Placement. "All we in 
the Placement Office can do is make sure 
the employment opportunities are avail- 
able. It's up to the individual student to 
land the job." 

One of the reasons for the college's 
outstanding placement rate is its educa- 
tional philosophy of science with practice. 

Some of the services provided by the 
Placement Office include conducting 
seminars on resume writing and inter- 
view techniques, maintaining bulletin 
boards filled with full time, part-time and 
summer job opportunities and hosting 
personnel representatives from industry 
on campus. Each year, nearly 200 com- 
panies send their recruiters to DVC to 
conduct interviews and review resume 
files. 

The single biggest recruiting visitation 
by industry is on Career Day, which was 
held on February 18 this year. Approxi- 
mately 85 companies — the most ever 
— signed up to participate in Career 
Day, which ran from 11 a.m. -4 p.m. in 
the All-Purpose Room of the Student 
Center. 



One result of the latest employment statistics is this, 
the latest ad chosen for release: 



100* 
Employed! 



Every one of the 244 
graduates of Delaware Valley 
College Class of '86 is cm- 
ployed or in graduate school. 
Just as significant. 86''o arc 
working in their chosen fields 
of study. 

For the previous scars of 
1983. 1984 and 1985, com- 


Majors 

D Agronomy 

□ Agribusiness 

D Animal Husbandry 

D Biology 

Q Business Administration 

□ Chemistry 

□ Computer Information 
Systems Management 

□ Dairy Husbandry 

□ Food Industry 

□ Horticulture 

D Ornamental Horticulture 

Specializalions 

□ Equine Science 

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D Accounting 

D Computer Information 

Systems 
D Business 
D Floriculture 

□ Landscape/Nursery 
D Laboratory Animal 

Management 
D Livestock Management 
D Equine Management 
D Food Science 
D Food Technology 

□ Food Services 
Management 

D Medical Technology 

□ Turf and Grounds 
Mnnnecmcnt 




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in their chosen fields. 

How's that 
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stresses study with practice — 
hands-on learning and a 
24-week on-the-job training 
program This, plus a highly- 
qualified faculty and a skilled 
placement department, re- 
sults in high demand and 
high regard for Delaware 
Valley College graduates by 
employers. 

Delaware Valley College 
offers 4-year Bachelor of 
Science degree programs in 
the following subjects: 


Be part of the difference 
at DelVal, call toll-free or 
write for more information. 
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Agribusiness 

Animal Science 

Dairy Husbandry 

Food Science* 

Agronomy 

Horticulture 

Ornamental Horticulture 

Business Administration 

Biology 

Chemistry 

TOTALS 



Employed 
In Field Of 
Preparation 

2 
23 

8 

7 

19 
14 
41 
52 
14 

8 
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Employed 

In Other 

Field 

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1 
1 
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One person each from Food Science and Chemistry are in the military service 
These figures were supplied to the Pennsylvania Department of Higher Education 



CAREER DAY IS A SUCCESS ONCE AGAIN! 

by Ann Whitesell 



The Fifth Annual Career Day at DVC 
was on the whole a great success. Thanks 
must go to Mr. Craver, the Placement 
Office staff and the companies that came. 
The exact numbers for attendance are 
not in yet, but estimations are that about 
three-fourths of the junior and senior 
classes attended; many sophomores and 
freshmen came in to look around. 

To see what students thought of this 
Career Day, I talked to several from each 
degree program . The biology and chem- 
istry majors were usually waiting in line 
for some of the major research labs. "If 
you're not into lab animal work totally, 
Smith, Kline and French won't even take 
your resume." Another student com- 
mented that he wanted to talk to the 
U.S. D. A. but they cancelled. The biology 
majors I talked to agreed that "There are 
definitely summer internships if you want 
them." Food industry majors noted that 
the companies they talked to seemed 
eager to discuss future positions, but the 
summer internships were limited. 

On the ornamental horticulture and 
horticulture front the job prospects looked 
like roses and peaches. The young lady I 
spoke with said, "The companies were 

CAMPUS CANDID 
DVC "HANDS-ON" 




looking for full time employees which 
was nice to know because in a year or so 
I'll be looking for a full time job." In the 
ornamental horticulture area I heard a 
couple of students say, "They are just 
here promoting their companies, and 
maybe they'll interview you later. On the 
other hand, they're letting the students 
know what's going on in the business." 
Another student said, "There was a wide 
spectrum of companies and they were 
hiring for full time positions." 

I also talked to some agribusiness ma- 
jors and they said, "This is the best thing 
to hit the school. A lot of companies are 
looking for agri-sales people." Even the 
animal husbandry majors were talking 
positive, "The companies that I've talked 
to today are offering everything from re- 
search lab jobs to farm supply and food 
marketing sales positions. I also saw 
some breeder service companies." 

On a whole your reaction to this Career 
Day depends on who you talked to and 
if the student was ready to meet the 
rigors of interviewing. All I know is this 
opportunity gives the student a chance to 
meet people in their field of study and 
make contacts in the business world. 




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* * * * 

This Week on 

iiB. 

Campus 



Dwight Wallace combines art and science with a tee 
square and some horticultural knowledge 
Photo /Ram Pages 



by W.L. Unger 
FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 27 

W (A) MACs, Weston Maryland 

SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 28 

Leadership Conferen ce s, 9 am -5 
p.m. in the Student Center 

SUNDAY, MARCH 1 

Lenape Valley Chamber Ensemble, 
3-5 p.m. In the APR. 

MONDAY, MARCH 2 

Faculty Development Committee 
Lecture: 'Technology, Tod for the 
Small Busrnesi" 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4 

Ash Wednesday 

Film: Poke Academy ffl, 9 p.m. in 

the APR 




ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



by Kevin Dickmyer 

Movies for the Week 

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Over the Top (PG) 
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Outrageous Fortune 
1:30-5:00-7:00-9:00 

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1:45-5:15-7:30-9:30 

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Lady and the Tramp (G) 
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Over the Top (PG) 
5:30-7:45- 10:15 

From the Hip (PG) 
5:45- 10:15 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 
2:30 - 5:30 - 7:45 - 10:00 

Golden Child (PG-13) 
2:15-5:15-7:30- 10:00 

Black Widow (R) 
2:15-5:15-7:30-9:45 

Stand By Me (R) 
5:30- 10:15 

The Mission (PG) 
2:30 - 7:30 

Mannequin (PG) 
2:15-5:00-7:15-9:30 

Death Before Dishonor (R) 
2:00-5:00-7:15-9:30 



At the Movies 

* *• * Excellent •••Good ++Fair -kPoor 

Outrageous Fortune (R) it it if it 

Bettc Midler and Shelley Long are the 
two most appealing buddies to hit the 
road since Hope and Crosby, but a lot 
more outrageously raunchy. Hell may 
hath no fury like a woman scorned, but 
Outrageous Fortune proves comic heaven 
hath no fun like two women scorned. 

Stand By Me (R) • * • • 

A pre-teen diner set in small-town 
Oregon in 1959. Four youths spend the 
Labor Day weekend, before they begin 
junior high, looking for the half-buried 
corpse of a boy their age. Unexpectedly 
moving. 

Star Trek IV (PG) • • • 

Platoon (R) • • • 

The Mission (PG) • • • 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) • • • 

Black Widow (R) • * 

Critical Condition (R) • • 

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Mannequin (PG) * * 

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Billboard's 
Top Selling Records 

WEEK ENDING 2/21/87 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

2. Licensed To III, Beastie Boys 

3. Night Songs, Cinderella 

4. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby 

5. Georgia Satellites, Georgia 
Satellites 

6. Control, Janet Jackson 

7. Invisible Touch, Genesis 

8. Different Light, Bangles 

9. Third Stage, Boston 

10. Fore!, Huey Lewis & the News 

TOP SINGLES 

1. "Livin' on a Prayer," Bon Jovi 

2. "Jacob's Ladder," Huey Lewis & 
the News 

3. "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," 
Georgia Satellites 

4. "Will You Still Love Me?", Chicago 

5. "You Got It All," The Jets 



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6. "Somewhere Out There," Linda 
Ronstadt & James Ingram 

7. "Respect Yourself," Bruce Willis 

8. "Fight for Your Right," Beastie 
Boys 

9. "Big Time," Peter Gabriel 
10. "Ballerina Girl," Lionel Richie 

WEEK ENDING 3/5/77 

1. Love Theme From A Star is Bom, 
"Evergreen," Barbra Streisand 

2. "New Kid in Town," Eagles 

3. "Fly Like an Eagle," Steve Miller 
Band 

4. "1 Like Dreamin'," Kenny Nolan 

5. "Blinded by the Light," Manfred 
Mann's Earth Band 

WEEK ENDING 2/26/72 

1. "Without You," Nllsson 

2. "Let's Stay Together," Al Green 

3. "Hurting Each Other," Carpenters 

4. "Precious and Few," Climax 

5. "Never Been to Spain," Three Dog 
Night 



"Beanstalk" a Success! 

Last December the DVC Players per- 
formed Jack and the Beanstalk for a 
packed house. There was a fantastic 
response from the community. We sold 
out over 300 seats in two days. The 
feedback from the parents was so strong 
that the DVC Players have decided to do 
another children's show. Our auditions 
will be held on March 2 at 7:30 p.m. in 
the Coffeehouse. The performance dates 
have been set for May 1, 2 and 3. Come 
on over and try out. We're all looking 
forward to a lot of fun! 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF MARCH 2 

Monday, March 2 

PENNINK & ARRIMOUR 

LANDSCAPERS 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Tuesday, March 3 

MOON/RICKERT NURSERIES 
Southern States Co-operative* 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Wednesday, March 4 

DREAMSCAPE 
9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

DVC DAIRY INTERNSHIP 
Interviews in AG 112 starting 7 p.m. 

PLEASE NOTE: There will be an in- 
formal meeting Monday evening, 7 
p.m. in the Student Center Room 
203 for all people who sign up for 
Southern States. You must attend this 
meeting if you are interviewing on 
Tuesday. 

NOTICE TO ALL SENIORS: 

The yearbook staff needs your senior 
memories immediately or forget about 
seeing them in the yearbook. 



Indoor Track Results 
- MACs - 

Men's Distance Medley: Rueb, Enoch, 

Benner, Spotts, 10:15.91, 3rd, 
Women's Shot Put: R. Kunkel, 

35 '73/4", 2nd 
Women's Long Jump: R. Kunkel, 

16'1V2", 3rd 
Women's Triple Jump: R. Kunkel, 

36 '2 ",5th 
Women's High Jump: R. Kunkel, 5' 
Men's 3,000 Meter: T. Donofrio, 10.09 
Men's Triple Jump: P. Sperry, 40 '1", 

7th 
Women's 55 Meter: D. Albert, 8.3 
Men's 55 High Hurdles: M. Brinsky, 

8.09 
Men's 55 High Hurdles: P. Sperry, 

8.46 
Men's 55 High Hurdles: C. Delaney, 

8.64 
Women's 400 Meter: C. Hajioannou, 

66.49 
Men's 400 Meter: T. Makowski, 55.81 
Men's 400 Meter: T. Allen, 56.21 




CYCLING NEWS 

To all cyclists on campus and off: The 
Cycling Club will have their first meeting 
on March 4, 1987 at 7 p m. in the Music 
Room . We will be planning the first rides 
for the semester and there will be a dem- 
onstration on sizing a bike 'or any person. 

The club is also spon.soring two trips to 
the Trexlertown Velodrome later in the 
semester. 

A DAY COVER CONTEST 

Design a cover for the A-Day Program 
and win $50.00. Must represent all ma- 
jors at DVC. Judging will take place on 
Monday, March 16 at the A-Day Meeting. 



Spectrum Makes Concert 

History with Record-Breaking 

Total for 1986 

A record-breaking 69 concerts coupled 
with a national high of eight top-grossing 
concerts made The Spectrum the nation's 
most popular concert facility in 1986. 

According to Amusement Business, 
one of the most important publications in 
the entertainment industry, "The Spec- 
trum was the most popular venue" in the 
nation for concerts during the past year. 
The Spectrum claimed eight entries 
among the magazine's Top 100 Box- 
scores — more than any other facility in 
the entire country. In addition to The 
Spectrum, the Centrum in Worcester, 
Ma., which, like The Spectrum, is man- 
aged by Spectacor Management, claimed 
second place with six entries in the Top 
100. 

"It is a great honor to be recognized as 
the top concert facility in the nation," 
said Spectrum general manager Edward 
J. Rubinstein. "It truly is a tribute to the 



residents of the Delaware Valley who 
have been such loyal concert supporters 
for almost 20 years. We made great 
strides and broke some existing records 
in 1986, including 26 concerts taking 
place within a two- month time span. I 
know The Spectrum has always been a 
favorite for performers and fans alike, 
and we intend to do our best to keep it 
that way for many years to come." 

The Spectrum also placed among the 
publication's "Top 10 Concerts of 1986" 
with four sold-out Genesis concerts on 
September 24, 25, 26 and 27. The four 
sell-outs, which grossed $1,214,773. 
and drew 73,230 persons, made Genesis 
The Spectrum's number one grossing 
concert for the year. 

The 69 concerts for 1986, which in- 
cluded 44 sell-outs, surpassed all pre- 
vious records in The Spectrum's 19-year 
history for the number of concerts in one 
year. This total broke the previous Spec- 
trum high of 58 concerts in 1984. A total 
of 977,555 concert fans passed through 
The Spectrum's doors last year. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: 12-HorseAle 
Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: $1 Cheesesteak 
Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Happy Hour 4 - 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
346-1968 




. ATTENTION 
BODYBUILDERS! 

GET READY, PUMP UP!! The North- 
east Regional Charity Cup Bodybuilding 
Competition is set for Saturday, June 
20, at Strat Haven High School. All pro- 
ceeds from this NPC sanctioned compe- 
tition will benefit the American Diabetes 
Association. The Charity Cup is celebrat- 
ing its Fifth Anniversary, and with Debbie 
Sider featured as the guest poser, the 
event is shaping up to be a spectacular 
one! Last year in Bucks County, the 
competition attracted over 55 competitors 
and 500 spectators! 

Registration will begin at 8:30 a.m.; 
pre- judging at 11 a.m. and the final 
show will begin at 6 p.m. Divisions will 
include open, women's, novice and 
couples. To enter you must have an 
NPC card which can be purchased at the 
event. Trophies will be awarded to the 
top four places. THIS IS A REGIONAL 
QUALIFIER. 

For more information, please contact 
the American Diabetes Association at 
627-7718. GET READY AND PUMP 
UP FOR THE CHARITY CUP, AND 
HELP TO STRENGTHEN THE FIGHT 
AGAINST DIABETES. 



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Do you know that along with Ram 
Pages there is another school newspaper 
called the Campus Communicator? I ask 
why? Why are there two newspapers — 
one for the students and one for the ad- 
ministrators and staff? It does not make 
sense to this Ram Pages staffer! 

The administration claims that this is a 
total community, you know, like a "fami- 
ly." Then why separate faculty and ad- 
ministration news from student news? 
Oh, the students might hear that even 
the teachers are debating the issue of 
changing the name of our school, or that 
one of the teachers has obtained his doc- 
torate! (Congrats, Dr. Montileone, a little 
late, but that's what happens when the 
students don't get the news.) There are 
many other facets that are covered in the 
Campus Communicator that 1 believe 
the students should have access to. 
Don't get me wrong, the Campus Com- 
municator is a vital source of information 
for the campus, but it should be combined 
with Ram Pages. 

Sincerely, 
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Quiz Yourself 
on Current Events . . . 

1. What major political announcement 
occurred on a New York radio talk 
show? 

2. What small controversy erupted just 
before the Miss USA Pageant? 

3. Who has finally been endorsed as 
the Philadelphia Republican Mayoral 
candidate? 

4. The U.S. State Department is said to 
have taken unusual steps in heading 
off a White House plan for a joint 
U.S. -Egyptian action. What was the 
plan? 

5. President Reagan may have given 
conflicting testimony on what key 
point during his two appearances in 
front of the Iranscam commission? 

6. The U.S. exercised its veto in the U.N. 
Security Council, for what reason? 

7. At an international peace forum held 
in Moscow, what most unusual scene 
unfolded? 

8. According to newly published re- 
search, what ailment is suspected to 
be caused by a defective gene on 
chromosome 21? 

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Residence Hall Closing 
Spring Recess 

Please be advised that the college will 
be closed beginning at 4 p.m. Friday, 
March 6, 1987. All students will leave 
the residence halls by 8 p.m. 

Residence halls will reopen on Sun- 
day, March 15, beginning at 12 noon. 

No one will be permitted in the resi- 
dence halls during the vacation period 
except those students who will be involved 
in the Work Study Program, or by spe- 
cial permission from the Residence Life 
Office. Please come to the Residence 
Life Office to make arrangements for 
your room during that week. 

If you have permission to stay in the 
dormitory over Spring Break, women 
residents must use their access card to 
gain entry into the building since Security 
will be locking all dorms. 

Before leaving for the holidays, it is re- 
quested that: 

1. Windows be locked and drapes or 
shades drawn. 

2. Doors be locked and as many valu- 
ables as possible be removed. 

3. All appliances be unplugged. 

4. Rooms be cleaned and all trash put in 
proper receptacles. 

There will be a spot check room in- 
spection in all dormitories during the 
break. 

Enjoy your vacation! 



Dr. Prundeanu: DVC 

has Built Its Reputation 

on Agriculture 

Dear Editor, 

In order to make sure that there is no 
misunderstanding about my position re- 
garding dropping "Agriculture" from the 
college's name, I would appreciate it if 
you would print in-full my letter to the 
Campus Communicator. 

While 1 agree with many of the points 
Dr. Blumenfield makes in his article, I 
strongly disagree with dropping the name 
of Agriculture regarding the college or 
publications referring to the college. I 
would like to emphasize that in spite of a 
decrease in the number of students in 
Agriculture at our college, still over 50 
percent of our students are enrolled in 
Agriculture at the present time. More- 
over, our college has built Its reputa- 
tion as an Agricultural college, a 
reputation which goes far beyond the 
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Our 
graduates, be they Agronomy, Horticul- 
ture or any other Agriculture major, oc- 
cupy responsible positions in research, 
university teaching, in government and 
business, and are thought of as particu- 
larly well trained, comparing favorably 
with graduates of Rutgers, Penn State 
and other universities having colleges of 
Agriculture. 

(By the way, I have been associated 
with DVC only 30 years, not forty). 

This is the original letter sent to the 
Campus Communicator and published 
on November 24, 1986. 

Dr. Plummer's presentation at the last 
faculty meeting fulfilled, I hope, the pur- 
pose for which it was intended; namely 



to bring to the attention of the faculty, 
the tremendous importance of agriculture 
in our economy and especially as it re- 
lates to the overall employment in the 
United States and Pennsylvania. 

As far as the problem of declining en- 
rollment in Agriculture is concerned, this 
is not only a DVC problem. As it was 
pointed out, it is a national problem and, 
if anything, we are better off than most 
other colleges. We, in the colleges of 
Agriculture, are fighting not only demo- 
graphics, but are up against the most im- 
portant public opinion makers, the media 
in all its forms— newspapers, magazines, 
TV documentaries (especially "60 Min- 
utes") — which dramatize the crisis in 
American agriculture scaring away par- 
ents, high school counselors and pro- 
spective students who get their informa- 
tion (unfortunately) mainly from such 
sources. 

I would be the last to deny that not 
everything is all right with American agri- 
culture. However, the biggest problem, 
in my opinion, is that the public-at- large, 
and this includes the media, confuses the 
issue by equating farming with agricul- 
ture. Farming, important as it is — and I 
personally feel that it is very important in 
our overall economy and for our stan- 
dard of living — represents only a small 
fraction of employment for the graduates 
of an agricultural college. The real prob- 
lem we are facing — and it is not an easy 
one — is how to put our story across; 
namely, that in spite of what you read in 
the newspapers or in me magazines or 
hear and see on TV, there are plenty of 
good career opportunities out there for a 
college graduate in Agriculture. 

Sincerely, 
Julian Prundeanu 



LOCAL RESTAURANTEUR 
TO SPEAK 

Walter J. Conti, chairman of Conti 
Cross Keys Inn Inc., will speak on "Tech- 
nology: Tool for the Small Business," on 
Monday, March 2 at DVC. Conti will be 
the fourth in a series of presentations by 
the college's Faculty Lecture Series for 
1986-87 on Technology: Implications 
for the Future. 

In our service-oriented economy, 
technology can be a tool to enable a 
small business to provide better services, 
or it can be a barrier to the personalized 
service we want and expect. Having suc- 
cessfully built his own business, as well as 
serving on the governing boards of num- 
erous banks and universities, Conti is 
well-suited to address the issue. 

"The skills that I applied to my small- 
scale business, building it into a success- 
ful concern, can be transferced to large- 
scale operations, such as my involve- 
ment with Penn State, where the budget 
was $870 million," said Conti, who served 
the university as president of the board of 
trustees from 1983-1985. 

He has also been actively involved in 
numerous restaurant and hotel manage- 
ment organizations and institutions. 
Named Man of the Year in 1966 for the 
Penn State Hotel Society, Conti, a 1952 
graduate of Penn State in Hotel Admin- 
istration, has also been honored as Hos- 
pitality Executive of the Year 1982 by 
the Penn State Hotel and Restaurant 
Society, Pennsylvania's Outstanding 
Restaurant Operator of the Year 1982, 
Bucks County's Citizen Award for Distin- 
guished Service 1982 and the Interna- 
tional Foodservice Manufacturers Assn. 
1983 Silver and Gold Plate Award. 

Although he names his service on 
Penn State's Board of Trustees as his 
most rewarding experience, he has also 
been president of the Pennsylvania Res- 
taurant Assn., of the National Restaurant 
Assn. and a trustee of the Culinary In- 
stitute of America. 

Conti entered the restaurant business 
with his father, Frank, in 1951. Frank 



Conti retired in 1966. At present, his 
sons, Walter Jr. and Michael, serve as 
president and vice-president, respective- 
ly, of the corporation. 

The Faculty Lecture Series at DVC is 
open to the community at large at no 
charge. Mr. Conn's presentation will be 
held at 7:30 p.m. in the Student Center 
All-Purpose Room. 

The next presentation will be "Impact 
of Technology on U.S. Agricultural 
Policy," by Dr. Paul O'Connell, U.S. 
Department of Agriculture, on Wednes- 
day, April 8. 



Personal 



To "PAY BACK" the *8 and #9 "Train" 
is waiting to go over those "SNOW- 
CAPPED Mountains." Remember we've 
seen them and they are H-U-U-U-G-E. 
- "Big Boys" - PS. The time is 7:30, 
March 16. Bring the LIZARD. 

SPORTS WRAP-UP 

Sports Wrap-up is off this week. John 
Litzke assures us that his columns will 
resume next week (published Friday, 
March 6) . 

Beautiful Sounds 

On Thursday, February 12, the Music 
Room was filled with beautiful sounds of 
a harpist. The repertoire was a perfect 
balance between classical and folk music. 

STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Entertainment Editor Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz and 

Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Zlemer 

See neum In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 9SS. 



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Sunday 




Delaware Valley College 



1987 



MARCH 



1987 



Lenape Valley 
Chamber Ensemble 

3 - 5 p.m. • APR 



8 



Monday 



2 



Faculty Development 
Committee Lecture: 

"Technology: Tool for 
the Small Business" 

7:30 p.m. • APR 




15 



22 



EQUESTRIAN TEAM 

Hosted by University of 
Pennsylvania and Dickinson 

8 a.m. 



29 



EQUESTRIAN TEAM 

Hosted by Wilson College 
8 a.m. 




Top Gun 

9 p.m. • APR 

Spring Break ends 
at 8:30 a.m. 



23 




Tuesday 



3 



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10 




St. Patrick's Day 




B/Ursinus/H/l p.m. 
(double header) 




Jagged Edge 

9 p.m. • APR 



31 



Clyde Peeling's 
Reptile Land 

7:30 p.m. • APR 

PRE REGISTRATION 

BEGINS 

SB/Upsala/H/2:30 p.m. 
B/Rutgers-Camden/H/3 p.m. 



Wednesday 



l\ Ash Wednesday 




Police Academy III 

9 p.m. • APR 



11 



Spring Break '87 



18 



Band and Chorale 
Classical Concert 

7:30 p.m. • APR 



25 



Randy Maugher 

(Singer performing at Caesar's) 
9 p.m. 

G/Kings/H/1 p.m. 
B/Swarthmore/A/3 p.m. 




Thursday 



5 



12 



19 



CAESAR'S PUB 

9 p.m. 



26 



DR. JAMES SIDIE 

Speaks on Honey Bee Biology 
8 p.m. • Mandel! 114 

SB/Wilkes/A/3 p.m. 



Friday 




6 




Spring Break - 
begins at 4 p.m. 



13 



■ 



20 



Junior 

Dinner Dance 

at Highpoint 

7 p.m. - 1 a.m. 




G/Swarthmore/H/1 p.m 



Saturday 




14 



BUCKS COUNTY 
SCIENCE FAIR 



21 



Innovation 

(Music Concert) 
9 a.m. - 1 a.m. • APR 



28 



Senior Dinner Dance 

at Highpoint 

Beekeeping 

Short Course Starts 

LAC/Trenton/H/2 p.m. 
B/Drew/H/1 p.m. (double header) 
T/Susquehanna/A 



B = Baseball 

SB ■ Softball 

LAC = Lacrosse 

T = Spring Track 

G = Golf 







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Vol. XXI, No. 20 
Friday. March 6, 1987 



. . . Take Some of 

the Summer Home 

with You . . . 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



SUN, FUN, AND A TASTE OF THE SHORE 

... Came to DVC Thursday, February 26 




and drove the winter doldrums away 



. . . 



Photo / Ram Pages 




Ray Boston, creator of the Summertime Any 
time Beach Party Photo / Ram Pages 









* 
* 



This Week on * 
Campus 

by W.L Unger 

FRIDAY. MARCH 6 

Spring Break! ENJOY! 

SATURDAY. MARCH 14 

Bucks County Science Fair 

MONDAY. MARCH 16 

Movie: "Top Gun" 
9 p.m. In the APR 

TUESDAY. MARCH 17 

St. Patrick's Day 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18 

Band and Chorale Classical Concert, 
7:30 p.m. in the APR 

THURSDAY. MARCH 19 

Caesar's Pub, 9 p.m. 

* * * * 



by Terry Sanderson 

Well, the beach party was a success. 
I'm glad everyone had fun. When there 
is a big event lots of work goes into it — 
more than anyone might realize — so 
with this article I'd like to thank some 
people. Thanks to Amy Clayton and 
Jerry Fritz who started the whole thing 
going by making calls and arrangements 
and to Michele who helped advertise this 
event. Thanks to all who helped during 
the party — you made it work. And spe- 
cial, special thanks to those die-hards 
who stayed up until 3:30 a.m. loading 



that last heavy crate — Amy, Jerry, Brian 
Taggart, Laura Etzweiler, Lori Luciano, 
Eric Vanden Berghe, Chris Farst, Kevin, 
Doug, and the student center worker 
(sorry I didn't know your name) . Clean- 
ing up isn't thrilling, but it has to be done 
and I'm glad you were there to help. 
You guys are greatly appreciated. 
Thanks also to Mr. Decker who made 
sure every mop, broom, and ice cream 
scoop was ready to go. When you see 
these people and anyone else who 
helped, give them a thank you. Their 
hard work made your evening great! 




Prtofo / Ram Pages 





Photo /Ram Pages 



Free ice cream looks mighty good when you re 
on the beach Photo Ram Pages 



ITS THE SAME OLD SONG 



Dear Editor, 

Here we are approaching another 
Spring at Delaware Valley College. I 
would cordially invite everyone to tour 
our campus and see The Snake River 
bed (between the Student Center and 
Work Hall), Pancho's All-Night Parking 
Lot (Ulman and Work), and the State 
Thruway (between Wolfsohn and Gold- 
man). Where are they . . .? Do we have 
these wonders . ..? The former was a 
description of the campus roads and 
roadsides. 

I want to use this time to address a very 
severe problem on this college campus, 
namely, vehicle traffic around dormitories, 
athletic events, the Student Center, and 
the damage that occurs. 

Despite the College rules and regula- 
tions, despite the number of traffic tickets 
issued and paid, people park and drive 
wherever they please. The result is a 
campus which appears to have no real 
pride in itself. There is no one person or 
party to blame for this damage; the Col- 
lege community as a whole is responsible. 
There are those who pull their vehicles 
off the road to watch a soccer or field 
hockey game; there are those who park 



their vehicles around the dorms for 15 
minutes or overnight; there are those 
who drive around these parked cars; 
there are those who simply drive on the 
grass. 

Currently we have so-called "fire 
lanes" around the buildings on this cam- 
pus. These lanes are the only means of 
access for all people to get to and from 
the buildings. Now let's face it, the road- 
ways cannot accommodate two-way 
traffic, parked cars or large vehicles. The 
result is tire ruts, broken road edges, pot 
holes, compacted soil, etc., all of which 
deface the appearance of the college in 
the eyes of the public, let alone in the 
eyes of ourselves. 

The following are some suggestions 
and solutions to the problem: 

1. Widen and curb certain roadways 
where two-way traffic is necessary. 

2. Put loading and unloading areas 
around dormitories for students and en- 
force a time limit. 

3. Restrict certain roadways for college 
vehicles only. 

4. Eliminate roadways and replace with 
smaller walkways. 



5. Make and enforce stricter rules and 
regulations. 

There are many more problems, solu- 
tions, and suggestions that can be dis- 
cussed about the College road system. I 
just feel that it is time that we research, 
design, and develop plans to correct the 
situation. The only way this can occur is 
if everyone cooperates with each other. 
You and I know that this will require a lot 
of time and money, but until this time 
comes, can everyone try to KEEP OFF 
THE GRASS? 

Timothy L. Varacallo 

This is a letter reprinted from the April 
1, 1985 issue which still applies, sad to 
say, in March 1987. May we add the 
Commuter Expressway between Bar- 
ness Hall and the Rudley -Neumann 
Gym? As far as we know, none of Tim's 
suggested improvements have been ini- 
tiated; Ram Pages insists that some sort 
of curbing system and path drainage 
design must be completed. This campus 
is a muddy mess and now the "paved" 
stone paths are worse than the grass. For 
the moment, we suggest that everyone 
take the paved roadways. 



ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHATS HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



Annual Beekeeper's 
Meeting Set 



by Kevin Dickmyer 

Leapin' Lizards and Leprechauns 

Tap your toes to some lively Irish music, 
and let a leprechaun paint a shamrock 
on your cheek at the Philadelphia Zoo- 
WMGK St. Patrick's Day Party at the 
Zoo on Sunday, March 15 from noon to 
4 p.m. 

Entrants in the Animal Song Contest 
on WMGK will be eligible to win the Zoo's 
trip to Ireland, compliments of Aer Lingus 
and CLE. Tours International. The 
drawing will be held at 3:30 the day of 
the party. 



All partygoers will receive a coupon 
good for a free shamrock-shaped soft 
pretzel, compliments of J & J Snack Food 
Corporation, to munch on while they 
stroll the grounds. 

Visitors will want to stop by the World 
of Primates to see our new baby gibbon 
and marmosets and drop in on Patrick, 
the baby tapir, in the Pachyderm House. 
A few honorary Irish animals — the em- 
erald tree boa and the green tree python 
— will be on hand in the Reptile House, 
too. 

Everyone's greening up for the fun on 
the 15th, so plan to be there. 




THE GREEN SCENE 
ATDVC 



by Jerry Fritz 

The Landscape Nursery Club 

The Landscape Nursery Club recently 
went on two field trips to local businesses. 
Our first trip was to Carter Van Dyke, a 
landscape architect firm in Doylestown. 
The club members were informed of the 
type of work performed in a typical land- 
scape architect firm. 

Our second field trip was to Gale 
Nurseries in Gwynedd, Pa. Chuck Gale 
'71, gave us a tour showing his facilities 
and talking mainly about the 1987 Phila- 
delphia Flower Show. Gale Nurseries 
has been affiliated with the Flower Show 
for many years, winning, various top 
garden awards. The club received a 
"behind the scene" look at the manicured 
plant material being forced for their gar- 
den exhibit. 

The club will be going on more field 
trips this semester. I strongly suggest at- 
tending these enjoyable and educational 
field trips. 

The Landscape Nursery Club and the 
Floral Society will be co-sponsoring a 
garden trip to Duke Gardens in Somer- 
ville, N.J. The date is tentatively set for 
March 21 (Saturday) morning. More in- 
formation will be available soon. 

The Flower Show 
Is Here Now! 

The Philadelphia Flower Show will be 
held on March 8th to March 15th. The 
Ornamental Horticulture department will 
be setting up the week prior to the grand 
opening. If you have any time to help it 
would be greatly appreciated. 

Just a tip for visiting the flower show: 
don't go on a Saturday or Sunday be- 
cause the crowds are at their peak; Thurs- 
day and Friday are the best days to visit. 
Tickets for the show are available from 
the Lasker Hall receptionist. 

STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



A-DAY NEWS 

Rules and regulations for the 1987 
A- Day Flower Show are now available at 
the following locations: 

1. The main O.H. Department Office 
(Dr. Martin's office) at the greenhouse. 

2. Any O.H. faculty office. 

3. The Library — Main Desk 

4. Joan Comly — Berkowitz 222. 
Any student in any major, full or part 

time, can compete. Deadline for entries 
is Friday, April 3rd, 1987. Get a set of 
rules and regulations with attached entry 
form and enter today! Be a part of one of 
the finest student flower shows in the 
universe! 



MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

Q. "My son is a graduating HS senior 
who has been accepted to college. He is 
an honor student. Although he is visually 
disabled he participates in activities along 
with other students who are not visually 
disabled. We have applied for financial 
help and so far have not been successful." 

J.B.M.,Pa. 
A. Your son is eligible for private source 
awards based on factors in your back- 
ground including field of study, career 
goal — and many more. 

Here is a private source award you are 
eligible for based on his visual disability: 
GORE FAMILY MEMORIAL FOUN- 
DATION TRUST (Scholarships for Handi- 
capped), 230 S.E. First Ave., Ft. Lauder- 
dale, FL 33301 Award Amount: Depen- 
dent on need. Deadline: None All areas 
of study. Awards renewable if student 
maintains aC+ average. 

How can you know all you are eligible 
for? This is an enormous chore because 
there are so many independent sources. 
You can tap the world's largest compu- 
terized database of private award sources: 
over 200,000 listings covering UNDER- 
GRADUATE, GRADUATE, and OVER- 
SEAS study. For free details, write: Fi- 
nancial Aid Finders, 77 Gristmill Rd., 
Randolph, NJ 07869. Or call TOLL- 
FREE 800-992-0424 (from N.J. call: 
201-361-2567). 




Anyone Interested in 
Reinstating the Scuba Club? 

Please contact James Connors via the 
commuter mailbox or 340-1267 or Mr. 
Johnson of the Biology Department. 

This is open to non -certified as well as 
certified scuba enthusiasts! 



The annual joint meeting of the Bucks 
County and Montgomery County Bee- 
keepers' Association has been set for 
Thursday, March 26, 1987 at 8 p.m. in 
Mandell Hall (114) Auditorium. 

The program is sponsored by DVC in 
conjunction with the Bucks County Bee- 
keepers' Association and the College 
Apiary Society. Featured speaker for the 
evening will be Dr. James Sidie, Associate 
Professor of Biology at Ursinus College, 
College ville, Pa. 

Dr. Sidie's illustrated talk "The Biology 
of the Honey Bee" will be based on his 



many years of research with this insect. 
Dr. Sidie earned his Ph.D. at Notre Dame 
University as a student under Dr. Harold 
Esch. Dr. Esch in turn was a student of 
Nobel Prize winner Dr. Karl von Frisch. 
Sidie's degree study dealt with the varia- 
bility in the sound signals of the honeybee 
waggle dance. 

The meeting is open to the public, and 
there is no admission fee. It should prove 
interesting not only to those interested in 
the honeybee, but also to those with an 
interest in biology and its various physical 
and chemical aspects. 



Beekeeping Short 
Course Offered 



Delaware Valley College will again be 
offering its popular three-day beekeeping 
short course on the following three Satur- 
days. March 28, April 4, and April 11. 
The course is under the direction of Dr. 
Robert Berthold, the College's beekeep- 
ing specialist. He will be assisted by Jack 
Matthenius, New Jersey State Supervisor 
of Bee Culture. 



The course is designed to benefit any- 
one who might be interested in beekeep- 
ing, from those who are just interested in 
learning more about these insects, to 
long-time experienced beekeepers. 

The class runs from 8:30 a.m. -4 p.m. 
The fee for the course is $35.00. Addi- 
tional information about the course can 
be obtained by writing or calling Dr. Bert- 
hold, Mandell 205. 



LAW AND DISORDER 



by Margaret Freeman 

History provides much of the trivia for 
the games we play. Sometimes we play 
with rules and regulations which appear 
to be only trivial. Anyway, rules and 
history make a good combination for a 
funny laugh or heartfelt cry. 

"How is this so?" you ask. Well, a few 
years ago in the eating business (now 
known as the food industry) people had 
to know the rules in order to play, or 
rather serve. 

Well, what would you do if you had to 
follow these "eating standards" from the 
past — would you laugh or cry? 

Food processor have to work within 
some strange laws. For instance: 

In Massachusetts it is illegal to eat pea 
nuts in church or use tomatoes in clam 
chowder. 

It is illegal to sell milk by the glass in 
San Francisco. 

It is illegal to ride a street car or attend 
a theater within four hours of eating garlic 
in Gary, Indiana. 

In Wisconsin it is compulsory for all 
boarding houses, clubs, hotels and res- 
taurants to serve free at least two-thirds 
of an ounce of cheese with every meal 
over 25 cents. 



It is illegal in Riverside, California, to 
carry a lunch bucket on the street. 

In Nebraska it is illegal for tavern 
operators to sell beer unltss they simul- 
taneously are cooking soup. 

Restaurant operators in Brimingham, 
Alabama, are forbidden to use a broom 
to clean their floors. 

In Connecticut it is illegal to sell pickles 
that collapse in their own juice when 
dropped 12 inches; they must stay whole 
and bounce. 

In Waterloo, Nebraska, barbers are for- 
bidden to eat onions between 7a.m. and 
7 p.m. 

In Hammond, Indiana, it is illegal for 
watermelon -eaters to throw seeds on the 
sidewalk. 

In Houston, Texas, it is illegal to sell 
rye bread, goose liver or limburger cheese 
on Sunday, and it is illegal for customers 
to remove the items they cannot buy 
from the store. 

In Corvallis, Oregon, it is illegal for' 
young women to drink coffee after 6 p.m. 

In Memphis, Tennessee, if a restau- 
rant customer doesn't eat his pie it must 
be destroyed in his presence, and he 
cannot be served bologna on Sunday. 



SPRING BREAK TEASER 




Photo / Ram Pages 




SPORTS' BRIEFS 87 



by John Litzke 

• SMU football program hits major set 
back. Convicted of payments to 
players, SMU banned from college 
football in '87, limited to seven SW 
Conference games in '88, all on the 
road, no non-conference games and 
no TV or bowl participation in '88. 

• Michael Spinks stripped of Internation- 
al Boxing Federation title for refusing 
to fight to challenger Tony Tucker. 

• Phoenix Suns coach John MacLeod 
fired as head coach after 14 years. 
Dick Van Arsdale replaces him. 

• Former Pittsburgh Steeler defensive 
great mean Joe Greene joins Pitts- 
burgh's coaching staff to coach defen- 
sive line. 

• With spring training underway; here's 
some bits and pieces from around the 
grapefruit and cactus leagues: 

• Oakland As announced the retirement 
of pitcher Vida Blue. 

• New York Yankees sign free-agent 
Ron Kittle from Chicago and Pat Cle- 
ments, pitcher. 

• Phils sign shortstop Steve Jeltz, catchers 
Joe Cipplloni and John Russell, out- 
fielder Chris James, and invite old 
friend? Steve Carlton back as a non- 
roster pitcher. Lance Parrish breaks 
contract talks due to a no-sue clause in 
the contract so Parrish remains in lim- 
bo. Where will he go now? It is my feel- 
ing that the Phils still have a minimal 
opportunity to get him. We'll soon see. 

• Mets' pitcher Ron Darling wins his ar- 
bitration case and will earn $1.05 mil- 
lion/year. 

• After four straight losses, Sixers fall into 
third place behind Washington and re- 
main in sixth place overall out of the 
eight eastern teams vying for playoff 
spots. Boston, Detroit, Chicago, 
Washington, Milwaukee. Atlanta, In- 
diana are other seven in the east. 

• Philadelphia public league quarterfi- 
nals that took place Tuesday will pit: 
Strawberry Mansion at Franklin Gratz 
at Southern Dobbins at Frankford West 
Philadelphia at Parkway. 

• Penn overcomes Yale to capture Ivy 
League title; LaSalle ousted in MAAC 
Tourney by Fairfield despite 36 from 
Lionel Simmons. By the way, Lionel 
was named to the NCAA All-Rookie 
Team according to NBC. 

• Flyers remain well ahead of Patrick 
Division foes battling with Edmonton 
for most points. Edmonton currently 
with 81, Flyers with 79. Flyers' goalie, 
Ron Hextall and Los Angeles forward, 
Luc Robitaille tie 10-10 in voting for 
Calder Trophey honoring best rookie. 

• Sunday March 1 marks the anniver- 
sary of Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point 
performance. 

• March madness is upon us with tourna- 
ment time and the 64 team NCAA 
basketball championship tournament 
field will be chosen Saturday. 




FINAL 
Intramural Standings 

by John Litkze 



GREEN 


W 


L 


% 


Running Rebels 
Psychotic Hoop 
EMO 


6 
3 
3 



1 
3 


1.000 
.750 
.500 


Gargoyles 
Wolfpack 

Bambino Magicians 
Space Between 


2 
2 
2 




3 
3 
4 
5 


.400 
.400 
.333 
.000 


GOLD 


w 


L 


% 


Double Stuff 


6 





1.000 


Terps 

Blue Demons 


5 
3 


1 
2 


.833 
.600 


Running Rabbi's 
Boffers 


3 

1 


4 
4 


428 
.200 


Agbolt 





5 


.000 



NOTICE: Complete coverage, in- 
cluding boxscores, leaders, and cham- 
pionship coverage will return after the 
break, so be sure to pick up your Ram 
Pages. 

DVC Women 

Finish at 7-16; 

Fifi Honored 

by John Litzke 

The 1986-87 season has ended for 
the Lady Aggies a bit on the down side 
as far as the record goes, but the outlook 
for the 1987-88 season looks very prom- 
ising as only one senior graduates. DVC 
finished in fourth place behind FDU, 
Kings, and Scranton with a record of 
7-16 overall and 4-6 in the MAC and if 
anything was gained this season, it was 
valuable experience and basketball 
maturity. 

In her final game, senior Darcel Estep 
was honored in an emotional goodbye 
with a bouquet of roses and the works. 
Fifi contributed to the DVC victory over 
Drew with 14 points and was honored 
the previous week as MAC player of the 
week averaging 19 points, (in games 
against Kings, FDU, and Lycoming) 
handing out 18 assists, grabbed 21 re- 
bounds and made six steals. Many con- 
gratulations to you Fifi; you've made a 
significant impact on DVC basketball and 
we here at DVC wish you all the best and 
I would personally like to thank you for 
all your cooperation and loyalty. 

And now, here is a final summary of 
the last five games of the season . 

AT DVC, 2/9: Behind Kathy Walsh 
(20), Patty Thomas (16), and Kim Rat- 
diko (12) the Lady Monarchs took a 
31-24 halftime lead and would never 
look back enroute to their 70-55 victory 
over DVC . The Lady Aggies were led by 
freshman and star of the future, Laura 
Rotz with 18 and Fifi added 14 dropping 
DVC to (5-13). 

AT DVC, 2/11: The Lady Devils 
visited from their den up in Madison, NJ 
and Fifi. Petraskie, Shirk, and the crew 
were out to extinguish the Devils' flame. 
In one of DVC's strongest games of the 
season, the Ladies fell behind by a four 
spot at the half 36-32 led by Fifi and 
Petraskie with eight apiece. FDU was 
paced at the half by Wendy Waters with 
14 and Mary Clair Boyle with nine. DVC 
was storming at the end of halftime when 
they tied it early in the half on a basket by 
Tammy and took the lead 38-36 on a 
bucket by Fifi at 18:30. It was back and 
forth up until the final buzzer. DVC was 
up 77-76 after two fouls by Fifi with :17 
and a win seemed eminent but the ball 
was worked into high scoring center 

continued on page 4 



%/|iA<2-UP 



WOMEN'S FINAL BASKETBALL STANDINGS 






LEAGUE 


OVERALL 


POINTS 


Southern Division 


- WEST W 


L 


PCT 


w 


L 


PCT 


F 


A 


Franklin & Marshall 


8 


2 


.800 


20 


4 


.833 


1608 


1388 


Western Maryland 


7 


3 


.700 


16 


6 


.727 


1485 


1332 


Dickinson 


6 


4 


.600 


14 


8 


.636 


1514 


1376 


Lebanon Valley 


5 


5 


.500 


11 


14 


.440 


1637 


1676 


Gettysburg 


4 


6 


.400 


7 


12 


.368 


1208 


1293 


John Hopkins 





10 


.000 


4 


15 


211 


1032 


1289 


Southern Division 


- EAST 
















Moravian 


12 





1.000 


20 


5 


800 


1828 


1499 


Mulhenberg 


10 


2 


.833 


14 


8 


.636 


1479 


1294 


Swarthmore 


6 


6 


.500 


11 


11 


500 


1292 


1290 


Ursinus 


6 


6 


.500 


6 


15 


.286 


1209 


1315 


Albright 


4 


8 


.333 


6 


13 


.316 


1130 


1243 


Widener 


4 


8 


.333 


7 


16 


.304 


1248 


1463 


Haverford 





12 


000 


7 


14 


.333 


1018 


1286 


Northern Division 


- WEST 
















Elizabethtown 


10 





1.000 


23 


1 


958 


1803 


1374 


Susquehanna 


8 


2 


.800 


13 


6 


b84 


1315 


1185 


Messiah 


4 


6 


400 


9 


12 


429 


1310 


1317 


Wilkes 


4 


6 


400 


9 


13 


409 


1394 


1418 


Juniata 


3 


7 


300 


5 


13 


.278 


965 


1234 


Lycoming 


1 


9 


100 


5 


16 


238 


1253 


1399 


Northern Division 


- EAST 
















Scranton 


10 





1.000 


41 


1 


.960 


1841 


1216 


Kings 


8 


2 


.800 


16 


9 


.640 


1723 


1496 


FDU-Madison 


5 


5 


.500 


13 


11 


524 


1684 


1461 


Delaware Valley 


4 


6 


.400 


7 


16 


.304 


1540 


1566 


Drew 


2 


8 


.200 


4 


15 


.211 


938 


1210 


Upsala 





10 


000 


6 


20 


.231 


1215 


1782 



DVC WOMEN'S BASKETBALL FINAL STATISTICS 

23 GAMES 



NAME 

Darcdl Estep 
Michelle Shirk 
Tammy Petraskie 
Laura Rotz 
Etta Smith 
Lisa Long 
Stacy Yoder 
Rhonda Hill 
Pat Dollarton 
Sharon Chapman 
Vicky Blazjewski 

TOTALS 



G FG FGA PCT F FTA PCT PTS AVG A S REB AVG 



23 163 

23 125 

23 124 

23 101 



23 
23 
23 
22 

7 

4 

15 



58 

33 

36 

16 

2 

2 

1 



376 43% 

242 52% 

251 49% 

231 44% 

122 48% 

94 35% 

77 47% 

46 35% 

11 18% 

3 67% 

10 10% 



31 

51 

40 

8 

19 

47 

8 

6 

4 



5 



39 79% 

71 72% 

70 57% 

17 47% 

33 58% 

67 70% 

15 53% 

11 55% 

8 36% 

1 0% 

10 50% 



357 

301 

288 

210 

135 

113 

80 

36 

8 

4 

7 



155 

13 1 

125 

9 1 

59 

49 

3.5 

1 7 

1 1 

1 

5 



110 

24 

22 

72 

86 

lb 

17 

11 

4 

1 

1 



44 

59 

27 

47 

57 

26 

14 

4 

3 



2 



145 

193 

180 

68 

37 

63 

31 

29 

7 

2 

16 



4.7 
84 
78 
3 



23 660 1453 45% 214 332 b4% 15.34 66.7 363 281 755 32 8 



OVERALL RECORD 8-15. MAC NORTHEAST: 4-6 



SCORES TO DATE 



DVC 81, Mt. St. Vincent 56 
Gallaudet 79. DVC 71 
DVC 94. Upsala 46 
DVC 73. Drew 41 
Moravian 78. DVC 65 
Scranton 98. DVC 49 
Albright 70. DVC 66 
Wilkes 88. DVC 60 
DVC 72. Misericordia 63 
Cabrini 67. DVC 61 
Allentown 61, DVC 43 
Kings 68. DVC 62 



Lebanon Valley 65. DVC 63 
DVC 67. St. Eluabeth 65 
Widener 65. DVC 57 
FDU-Madison 79. DVC 74 
Spring Garden 89. DVC 77 
Scranton 71. DVC 54 
Kings 70. DVC 55 
FDU-Madison 78. DVC 77 
Lycoming 75. DVC 74 
DVC 70. Upsala 48 
DVC 77. Drew 4b 



WOMEN'S BASKETBALL INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 



INDIVIDUAL SCORING 



FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE 



Name 


G 


Pt». 


Avg. 


Name 


G Made 


Art 


PCT 


Stephanie Carson, Ups. 


10 


204 


20.4 


Una Espenkotter, Scr. 


14 


77 


136 


.566 


Lisa Adams, Mor 


22 


436 


19.8 


Elaine Balaban, E-town 


18 


119 


213 


.559 


Anne Searles, Muhl 


21 


412 


19.6 


Andrea Heinz, Sus. 


16 


66 


119 


.555 


Pam Pierce, Swarth. 


14 


275 


19.6 


Delorus Giachetti, D-son 


17 


135 


244 


553 


Cindy Boyer, W. Md 


14 


269 


19.2 


Cindy Boyer, W. Md 


14 


119 


219 


.543 


Darcel Estep, DV 


10 


188 


18.8 


Ann Cessna, LV 


14 


83 


158 


5 25 


Kay Czap, Sus. 


16 


299 


18.7 


Cathy Belser, F&M 


19 


121 


231 


.523 


Delorus Giachetti, D-son 


17 


309 


18.2 


Sue Baldwin, O-son 


17 


110 


212 


.519 


Elaine Balaban, E-town 


18 


293 


16.3 


Bobbie Sue Copley, Urs. 


8 


29 


56 


.518 


Shelly Parks, Scr. 


16 


258 


16.1 


Michelle Swanther, E-town 


18 


108 


197 


.513 


INDIVIDUAL REBOUNDING 




FREE THROW PERCENTAGE 




Name 


G 


Pto. 


Avg. 


Name 


GMade 


Att 


PCT 


Susan Grubb, Jun. 


15 


202 


13.4 


Cathy Belsor. F&M 


19 


55 


62 


.887 


Alison Koch, Alb. 


19 


218 


11.5 


Michelle Swanther, E-town 


18 


38 


46 


826 


Anne Krumrine, F&M 


19 


217 


11.4 


Tracy Herb, Muhl. 


21 


66 


80 


.825 


Stephanie Carson, Ups 


10 


112 


11.2 


Wendy Novak, Mor. 


22 


37 


45 


.822 


Sonya Chruch, D-son 


17 


188 


11.1 


Elaine Balaban, E-town 


18 


55 


68 


809 


Cindy Greene, Mor. 


22 


239 


10.9 


Kay Czap, Sus. 


16 


73 


91 


802 


Cindy Boyer. W. Md. 


14 


150 


10.7 


Ann Cessna, LV 


14 


26 


34 


765 


Anne Searles, Muhl. 


21 


218 


10.4 


Jennifer Truscott, Swarth. 


12 


26 


34 


760 


Patti Thomas, King 


17 


168 


9.8 


Trine Geiser, E-town 


18 


41 


54 


759 


Barb Mann, Alb. 


19 


180 


9.5 


Wendy Tretheway, Mor 


22 


53 


70 


.757 



by John Litzke 

With but :09 seconds left, the clock 
running, John Paul Andrejko, a 6-7 
senior put away what was thought to be 
the winning basket that gave Scranton 
the 61-59 lead. Junior guard Eric Ford, 
with a burst of speed, received the in- 
bounds pass, bolted up court, found 
open highway and put in the tying layup 
and was fouled!!! What excitement. Eric 
was shooting for the win. He approached 
the line with over 2000 screaming idiots 
trying to make him flub, but it wasn't to 
be as the free-throw hit nothing but net to 
give DVC the royal shocking, upset vic- 
tory 62-61. 

With the overtime loss to Scranton still 
in the back of their minds, the 10-9 Ag- 
gies set out with a purpose to show the 
residents of Scranton that DVC was not 
a fluke. 

DVC held close at the half trailing by a 
deuce at 31-29 led by sophomores Joe 
Cherry with nine and Dwight Weldon 
with six. As a team DVC hit 14 of 30 from 
the field for 49%. Displaying the fine 
talent that's going to make DVC a power 
to be reckoned with, Joe Cherry poured 
home a season and team high 21 points 
along with five rebounds and three assists. 

Andrejko led the Royals with 15 while 
Shawn Gallagher and Eric Jacobs added 



FORD, CHERRY SHOCK SCRANTON; 
VICTORIOUS OVER DREW IN FINALE 



12 apiece. The loss did nothing to dim 
the playoff hopes of Scranton dropping 
them to 14-5, 8-3 but it did serve as a 
tremendous confidence builder for the 
future of this DVC team and for the 50 
or so DVC maniacs who attended, it 
served as a game winning rush onto the 
court and a helluva ride home. 

VS. LYCOMING, 2/18: Balanced 
scoring up and down the DVC lineup did 
a fiesty Lycoming Warrior team 90-88 
before a packed house at James Work 
Gym. At 13-10, 8-6 DVC was looking to 
end the season on an up note, and that 
is exactly what happened on the next to 
last game of the '86-'87 season. 

Joe Butts, the 6-1 guard from Over- 
brook H.S. in Philly, was one of the big 
guns for DVC as he "so kindly" distributed 
22 points, 10 assists and three rebounds 
into the Warriors flank. Mike Sutrynowicz, 
the freshman from Wissahickon, jumped 
on the band wagon and poured home 
17 big points to assert himself as the 
other big gun of the night. Other double 
figures for DVC included Weldon with 11, 
Boone with 13 and Cherry with 10. 

One highlight that needs to be men- 
tioned is the job DVC did on the foul line. 
The Aggies did their best work of the 
season from the line going there 32 times 



and missing only five and that would 
prove to be the difference. 

Lycoming (9-12, 7-7) was led by Jay 
Cleveland with a game high 27, Jeff 
Jones with 19 and Ron Heiler with 15. 



Wissahickon Connection 
Sends Rangers 
Back to Woods 

VS. DREW, 2/21: "Uh oh Yogi, it's 
Mr. Ranger." Behind the high scoring of 
Dwight Weldon and Mike Sutrynowicz, 
both residents of the Wissahickon area 
and both accumulating 21 points to lead 
all scorers, DVC eeked out a 72-70 win 
in the last game of the season for both 
teams. 

DVC took the opening tap and ran up 
a 10-3 lead early on only to have Drew 
snatch it right away at the 17:56 and lead 
by as much as five at 22-17. DVC grabbed 
the lead back at 29-24 on two free throws 
by sophomore forward Joe Cherry at the 
7:07. Drew had come back to make it a 
game just when DVC thought they would 
enter the locker room at halftime with a 
lead. With DVC up 38-36 and time run- 
ning out in the half, Drew tied it on a lay 
in by senior center Ken Famcker and took 



the lead on a two-point buzzer beater by 
junior guard Mackey Pendergrast to give 
the Rangers the lead at the half 40-38. 

In that first half, Sutrynowicz led all 
scorers with 13 and Dwight added nine 
while senior Scott Ellsworth and senior 
Bill Dunn had eight apiece for Drew. A 
milestone was reached by Dunn in the 
first half as, with 2:42 remaining, he 
scored his 1,449th point of his career to 
set the all-time Drew scoring record. 

Powered by guard Joe Butts (15) and 
Sutrynowicz, DVC took a commanding 
52-44 lead at the 14:13 mark and they'd 
never look back. To fuel the fire even 
more, outstanding sophomore Dwight 
Weldon went on a 10-0 run of his own 
which gave DVC the lead at that point 
64-58. A three-point play by Farricker 
made it close at the end. 

DVC finishes the 1986-87 season with 
some pretty impressive numbers. Not 
since 1970 has DVC seen a winning sea- 
son but this year at 14-10 DVC has 
broken the jinx, so to speak, and the pro- 
spectus for next season looks fantastic 
with everyone returning. Congratula- 
tions to Head Coach Bill Werkiser, assis- 
tants Jim Welch and Mark Werkiser, and 
the entire team on a fine season. 

Drew finishes their season on the down 
side at (9 13, 7-8). 



MENS FINAL BASKETBALL STANDINGS 

LEAGUE OVERALL POINTS 



Southern Division - WEST 


W 


L 


PCT 


W 


L 


PCT 


F 


A 


Franklin & Marshal! 


10 


2 


.833 


20 


5 


.800 


1850 


1618 


Gettysburg 


8 


4 


.667 


13 


12 


.520 


1899 


1926 


Dickinson 


7 


5 


.583 


13 


12 


.520 


1796 


1704 


Muhlenberg 


6 


6 


.500 


11 


13 


.458 


1692 


1752 


Moravian 


5 


7 


.417 


11 


13 


.458 


1748 


1674 


Western Maryland 


4 


8 


.333 


10 


14 


.417 


1617 


1781 


Lebanon Valley 


2 


10 


.167 


8 


16 


.333 


1839 


1994 


Southern Division — EAST 


















Widener 


10 





1.000 


22 


33 


.880 


1695 


1223 


Washington 


7 


3 


.700 


16 


7 


.696 


1847 


1632 


Ursinus 


7 


3 


.700 


12 


13 


.480 


1804 


1768 


Swarthmore 


3 


7 


.300 


5 


18 


.217 


1358 


1655 


Johns Hopkins 


2 


8 


.200 


6 


17 


.261 


1522 


1667 


Haverford 


1 


9 


.100 


7 


18 


.280 


1448 


1850 


Northern Division - WEST 


















Albright 


10 


6 


.625 


12 


13 


.480 


1689 


1657 


Elizabethtown 


10 


6 


.625 


15 


10 


.600 


1879 


1831 


Susquehanna 


8 


8 


.500 


10 


15 


.400 


1579 


1748 


Lycoming 


7 


9 


.438 


9 


14 


.391 


1519 


1893 


Juniata 


4 


12 


.250 


7 


18 


.280 


1705 


1811 


Messiah 


1 


15 


.063 


3 


22 


.120 


1769 


1902 


Northern Division - EAST 












- 






Kings 


13 


3 


.813 


20 


4 


.833 


1885 


1659 


Scranton 


12 


4 


.750 


19 


6 


.760 


1849 


1675 


Wilkes 


10 


6 


.625 


14 


8 


.636 


1714 


1683 


Delaware Valley 


10 


6 


.625 


14 


10 


.583 


1770 


1717 


FDU-Madison 


7 


9 


438 


11 


13 


.458 


1679 


1662 


Drew 


4 


12 


250 


9 


17 


.346 


1707 


1788 


NORTH 










SOUTH 






Elizabethtown over Kings 








Widener over Gettysburg 




Scranton over Albright 








F&M over Washington 




FINAL 










FINAL 






Scranton over Elizabethtown 






Widenei 


■ over F&M 





Women's Basketball 

continued from page 3 

Mary Clair Boyle who hit the game win- 
ner, at the buzzer, to foil DVC 78-77. 
DVC was paced by fine performances 
from Darcel Estep with 22, Tammy Pe- 
traskie with 21, and freshman Michele 
Shirk with 18. For the winners, Wendy 
Waters finished with 23 and Boyle added 
21 to put FDU at 13-7 and drop DVC to 
5-14. 

AT LYCOMING, 2/14: Not even 
the American Heart Association can cure 
the amount of heartbreakers DVC has 
suffered this season. At Lycoming vs. the 
Lady Warriors, four DVC ladies finished 
in double figures (Rotz 20, Estep 16, 
Long 11, and Petraskie 10) but it wasn't 



enough as Lycoming got beneficial point 
production from Ramm with 25, Zook 
with 15, and Fitzgerald with 12 as the 
Warriors downed DVC 75-74. 

AT UPSALA, 2/16: It was a thorough 
pounding and Coach Pento and the 
Ladies loved every minute of it. Estep 
finished with 18, Shirk with 13, Yoder 
with nine, and Smith with seven enroute 
to the 70-48 polishing off of Upsala. Car- 
son was the lone bright spot for Upsala 
with 28. 

Congratulations to Smith, Petraskie, 
Yoder, Shirk, Rotz, Blazejewski, Long, 
and Hill for all your hard work and the 
excitement of your college basketball 
season. Hope you will all be returning 
next season. 



Sports Trivia '87 

Congratulations to Ray Darbenzio on 
being chosen from seven entries as the 
winner of this past week's trivia question 
which was: In 1979, two state schools 
appeared in the NCAA Final. Name the 
two schools and the two NBA superstars 
who came from each school. 

Sports Trivia '87 will return after 
break. Remember, you can't win if you 
don't play. 

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Vol. XXI, No. 21 
Friday. March 20, 1987 




Highlights 

Dear Editor 2 

On the Town 3 

Scholarships 2 

Sports Wrap Up 4 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Board Announces Next President 

President-Elect Called "Both Educator and Businessman' 



by Bill Rein 

In a memo to the college community 
March 9, Dr. Joshua Feldstein announced 
that the Board of Trustees accepted the 
recommendations of the Presidential 
Search Committee and Executive Com- 
mittee, unanimously electing William H. 
Rorer, III, as president of Delaware 
Valley College effective July 1. 1987. 

William H. Rorer. HI has resigned his 
position as senior vice president of Rorer 
Group, Inc. of Fort Washington effective 
May 1 . The 50-year-old Lumberville resi- 
dent has been a corporate director of the 
pharmaceutical company, which bears 
his family name, for 25 years. William H. 
Rorer Company was started locally, in 
Hatboro, prior to the Civil War, and be- 
came incorporated in 1910. Now a multi- 
million dollar corporation, Rorer Group 
develops, manufacturers, and markets 
prescription and over-the-counter pharma- 
ceuticals worldwide. 

According to a news release from the 
college's Public Information Office. Mr. 
Rorer will work closely with current presi- 
dent Dr. Feldstein for a period of training 
before assuming the presidency of DVC 
after Dr. Feldstein's retirement June 30 

Though he does not yet have any defi- 
nite plans of improvement, Mr. Rorer 




William H Rorer. III. will become DVC's next president July 1. 1987 



Photo/DVC Public Info 



has set some basic priorities, according to 
an article in the March 10 edition of The 
Daily Intelligencer. One priority is to 
reduce the percentage of the school's 
operating budget relying on tuition, 
room and board fees, by increasing fund 
raising. Currently, these fees make up 80 
percent of DVC's 11 million operating 
budget, Dr. Feldstein said. Other priori- 
ties Mr. Rorer has set include increasing 
enrollment; "I want to see the college 
grow and become a more dominant force 
in the community" Rorer told the 
Intelligencer. 

Dr. Feldstein noted that he considered 
the president-elect "both a businessman 
and an educator" because of his back- 
ground as a Navy Officer (1958-63) and 
his experience as husband and father of 
three . Our current president also stressed 
that "A college is not just an educational 
institution; it is a business with a multi- 
million dollar budget . . . Just because 
someone has a Ph.D. does not mean he 
will make a good college president." 
However, the decision to elect a business- 
man president does not indicate a shift in 
the college's curriculum. Dr. Feldstein 
says the college will continue to empha- 
size agriculture. 



by Ann Whitesell 

Have you seen the quiet- mannered 
woman on campus who claims "if you 
can talk, you can sing."? Mrs. JoAnn 
Roberts, teacher of Music and Chorale 
Director for Delaware Valley College 
best fits the description. I spoke with Mrs. 
Roberts to find out what's planned for 
the spring singing season and to ask why 
Chorale is such a popular club. 

RP: What do you find interesting in 
DVC? 

"The students I am involved with want to 
continue a music or art education in their 
spare time, and yet are science-oriented 
in their formal education. They hold a 
very busy schedule, yet are dedicated to 
anything they pursue." 



Mrs. Roberts Makes DVC a Classic in Song 



RP: Do you ever get bored or into a 
rut? 

"No. Every semester 1 meet new students. 
We try new pieces to sing, but most im- 
portant I get to see the students grow and 
mature." 

RP: You speak so highly about teach- 
ing music, obviously. Where did you get 
your education in music. How long have 
you been teaching at DVC? 
"I received my bachelor's degree from 
Lebanon Valley and a Master's in Art 
from Trenton State. I also studied at Tem- 
ple and Colorado Universities." 

"I've been teaching at Delaware Valley 
College since 1971, taking over the Chor- 
ale at that time also." 



RP: I've heard that you can teach any- 
one to sing. I've heard your motto, "If 
you can talk, you can sing." How true is 
that? 

"I truly believe anyone can sing, but the 
level that one achieves might not be per- 
ceived as the best by the singer. The 
longer a person practices anything, the 
better he becomes — and this includes 
singing." 

RP: So, what's going on with the 
Chorale this spring? 

"We are having our Classical Concert, 
March 18." 

RP: Define the term "classical." 
"Any music or thing that has been given 
the test of time. This includes instrumental 



or vocal music." 

RP: Anything else? 
"Yes. Yes. Yes! We have many things 
scheduled. The main event is the Spring 
Concert which is April 9. This will feature 
the sounds from "The Golden Musical 
Era." We will also sing at Founder's Day, 
A-Day, and graduation." 

RP: You belong to many clubs outside 
school. Can you give us any reasons 
why they are successful? 
"All the members of the clubs to which I 
belong believe in what they are doing. 
This means they are willing to give up 
time for the organization. Their pride in 
the organization and in what it does is a 
major reason for the success." 



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Dear Editor, 

Dear Editor, 

Concerning the letter in Ram Pages 
February 28. 1987 about the Campus 
Communicator. The idea was conceived 
at a series of weekly meetings held by staff 
and faculty of the College about 18 
months ago. The original idea was to put 
out a newsletter that would be a link of 
communication among the employees of 
the college. Unfortunately like many 
good ideas this one went astray. What is 
now published is not what it was intend- 
ed to be. I agree with the letter writer that 
many of the articles in Campus Com- 
municator should be in Ram Pages. 
Campus Communicator was never 
meant to be a rival for news witb Ram 
Pages for campus news. It was strictly 
meant to be a source of information about 
employee happenings on campus — more 
newsy than news. 

Sincerely. 

Marianne Schumacher 

Secretary; 

Athletic Department 

STUDENT 
GOVERNMENT 

With elections coming up in April, it 
seems like a good time to discuss some 
key points about our Student Govern- 
ment. Who represents us on Student 
Government? What do they do? What's 
the purpose of government? 

Student Government at Delaware Val- 
ley College is set up in such a way that 
every segment of the college community 
is represented: 

A. Each class elects representatives 

B. Commuters elect representatives 

C. Residence Life appoints R.A. 
representative 

D. The faculty appoints a faculty 
advisor. 

E. The administrative advisor is the 
Dean of Students. 

Student representatives are elected to 
Student Government to represent and 
serve you. the student body. Some of 
the principle roles of Student Govern- 
ment are as follows: 

• participate in institutional 
government. 

• comment on and shape policies 
that impact on student life. 

• allocate student activities fees. 

• serve as a two-way informational 
conduit between the institution 
and the "typical" student. 

• manage or coordinate special 
events. 

• recognize and monitor student 
organizations 

• sit on faculty and administrative 
committees. 

• preserve the projects, activities, 
and improvement in the quality of 
student life gained by previous stu- 
dent organizations. 

There are. of course, other areas of 
concern that Student Government gets 
involved in each year. The bottom line is 
that the administration and faculty use 
Student Government as the "voice" of 
the students and rely on their opinions 
and feedback on all areas of student life. 

NOTICE TO SENIORS 

The Dinner Dance will be March 28. 
1987 at Shawnee-at-Highpoint. The cost 
is $10.00 for class members and $15.00 
for non -class members There will be a 
cocktail hour from 7-8 p.m. with dinner 
being served at 8 p.m. After dinner there 
will be dancing until 1 a.m. You will have 
a choice between stuffed fillet of flounder 
and prime rib for the main course. Tickets 
will be on sale in the cafeteria during din- 
ner on March 16, 17. 18. 19, 23. and 24 
For commuters they will be on sale in the 
Student Center during lunch on March 17 
and 18. If you have any questions please 
contact one of the class officers. 



Dear Editor, 

Dear Editor, 

Several weeks ago a letter appeared in 
Ram Pages concerning ideas for a new 
type of agricultural market stand to re- 
place the present stand operated by Scott 
Robertello. 

Since Scott has been operating this 
area at the college, he consistently showed 
improvements in both the vegetable and 
fruit produce and also in the stand itself 
which he moved to various areas in order 
to service the college community. 

Scott has always been willing to coop- 
erate with everyone — faculty and stu- 
dents alike and help in delivering products 
such as cider and apples to clubs for 
meetings and special projects. 

The most noticeable aspect was the 
way Scott worked with students — their 
enthusiasm in making cider, selling, and 
waiting on customers in a friendly helpful 
manner. 

I was very sorry to learn that Scott 
recently left the college for another posi- 
tion . He will be sorely missed by all those 
who knew him here. 

JoAnn Roberts 
Associate Professor 
Liberal Arts Department 

CLASS ELECTIONS 

Coming in April 

Traditionally. Delaware Valley College 
has had a very unique and strong system 
of Class Government. Class Officers or- 
ganize and coordinate the activities of 
their respective classes and also represent 
each class on Student Government. Each 
class elects the following officers every 
April: 

President 

Vice President 

Treasurer 

Secretary 

Rep. to Student Senate 

Rep. to Student Activities Committee 

Commuter Rep. 

In addition to representing you on Stu- 
dent Government. Class Officers have 
the responsibility of planning, coordinat- 
ing, and implementing activities for their 
classes. Class dues are collected each 
semester so that each class has their own 
treasury. Officers frequently poll class 
members on how they want the money 
spent and what activities they are interest- 
ed in during the academic year. 

Students interested in class office are 
encouraged to pick up petitions in the 
Dean of Students Office. 

Elections 
Coming in April 

Interested in "running" for Class Office, 
Student Government, or the Student 
Activities Committee? Any member of 
the student body who would like to 
become a candidate for positions in these 
organizations is encouraged to do so. 

In order to "run" for a position, can- 
didates should pick up a petition in Dean 
Tasker's office. Petitions need to be signed 
by members of the student body (35 sig- 
natures for Class Office and 50 signatures 
for Student Government Officers) and 
returned to the office three days before 
the election. Names will then be placed 
on the ballot. 

GET INVOLVED! 

CONCERT 

The dynamic multi-talented musical 
group Bright Morning Star will be in con- 
cert on April 11, 1987 at 8 p.m. at George 
School, Route 413, Newtown, Pa. as a 
prelude to the day-long 1987 Bucks 
County Peace Fair on May 16. Concert 
tickets are $8.00 for adults; $4.00 for 
children under 12. For information, call 
(215) 357-3857. 

Personals 

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the difference. 



Scholarships from 
Financial Aid Office 



The Board of Supervisors of the Free- 
hold Soil Conservation District announces 
that the Neal W. Munch and Marvin A. 
Clark Conservation Scholarships will be 
awarded again this year; two scholarships 
at $1,000 each will be given. 

The scholarships are awarded accord- 
ing to the following criteria: the applicant 
must be a resident of the Freehold District 
(which serves Middlesex and Monmouth 
Counties in New Jersey); must have suc- 
cessfully completed (or will have com- 
pleted by the award date) two years of 
study at an accredited college; must be 
an undergraduate enrolled in a curricu- 
lum majoring in an agricultural or natural 
resource or conservation area, i.e., forest- 
ry, conservation, soil science, resource 
management, environmental studies, en- 
vironmental science, or environmental 
education . 

The winner will be selected by the 
Supervisors of the Freehold Soil Con- 
servation District. 

Eligible students may secure an appli- 
cation from the District Office, 211 Free- 
hold Road, Manalapan, NJ 07726. The 
deadline for filing is July 1. 1987. 

Winners of the scholarships will be an- 
nounced by August, 1987. 

Questions should be directed to the 
District at (201) 446-2300. 

College Scholarships 
Available from the Chamber 

Four business sponsored scholarships 
are available from the Central Bucks 
Chamber of Commerce. Chamber mem- 
bers are providing funds for college bound 
students. Applications for each scholar- 
ship are available from the Chamber. 
348-3913 and Central Bucks County 
schools. A personal interview by Cham- 
ber committee is required. The applica- 
tion deadline is May 1. 

Penn Color Inc., Doylestown, manu- 
facturer of color pigment dispersions and 
concentrates, funds a $1,000 college tui- 
tion scholarship for graduating high 
school seniors who live in Central Bucks 
County. The Penn Color scholarship, 
which is structured and awarded by the 
Chamber, is specifically designed for a 
student whose college major is chemistry. 
The $1,000 chemistry scholarship may 
be applied towards tuition at any ac- 
credited college. 

The Hughes-Penglase & Associate art 
scholarship is a $500 tuition credit to the 
college of the recipient's choice. The 
scholarship is offered to graduating Cen- 
tral Bucks region high school seniors 
who wish to pursue a career in fine arts, 
theater, music, sculpture, or journalism . 
The Chamber's history and arts commit- 
tee makes the selection. The scholarship 
is funded by Hughes-Penglase & Associ- 
ates. Chalfont. 



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The Krempa & Grasso free enterprise 
scholarship funded by the Krempa & 
Grasso Insurance Brokers and Financial 
Consultants of New Britain is designed to 
bring two qualified students into the 
business world. The free enterprise com- 
mittee selects a graduate of Central 
Bucks East and a graduate of Central 
Bucks West who plan to major in business. 
Each recipient receives $500 toward tui- 
tion at any college in Pennsylvania. 

The women in business scholarship 
conducted by the women in business 
committee assists women entering the 
job market or changing career direction. 
The scholarship is awarded to Bucks 
County residents planning to attend any 
Pennsylvania college. 

The Women in Business Scholarship 
is open to any woman beginning or con- 
tinuing education toward a career in 
business. This tuition credit is applicable 
to the college of the recipients choosing. 
An applicant must demonstrate educa- 
tional merit and financial need. In addi- 
tion, she must meet the following special 
conditions: 

1 . Minimum age requirement is 25 years 
old. 

2. Bucks County resident 

3. Application must be postmarked no 
later than May 1st. 

4. Appear for a personal interview. 

5. Enter college for full time or part time 
study in 1987 

6. Accept administration of scholarship 
grant by the college. 

7. Maintain "C" average or better during 
course of study. 

8. Applications available in Student Aid 
Office. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

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Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Thursday, March 26 

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Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

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STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert. 

Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
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ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



Coors Veterans' Memorial Scholarship Fund 



by Kevin Dlckmyer 

If you're creative, theatrical, a little bit 
artsy, and not content with the usual, 
consider working at TREEHOUSE in the 
Philadlephia Zoo. For three months — 
June, July, and August — a few special 
people will get the chance to unlock the 
secrets of this magical place inside the 
Zoo. Help kids be a bee, hop like a frog, 
soar, slither, climb over, under or through, 
touch, smell, look and DISCOVER. 
What's it like to hobnob with a dinosaur, 
peer out through a four-story tree, sit in a 
chrysalis or activate all sorts of wonderful 
sights and sounds with a magic ring? Find 
out in TREEHOUSE. 

If dramatics are your forte, and you 
have a flair for the unusual, you owe 
yourself an interview. Beginning March 
18, call the Zoo at 243-1100, extensions 
336 or 283 and find out how work can 
be fun. 



The Run to Remember 
Our Philadelphia™" 

The Philadelphia Vietnam Veterans 
Memorial Fund, 1302 Sansom Street, is 
sponsoring its First Annual 10K Run. 
The starting point for the run is the foot 
of the steps of the Philadelphia Art Mu- 
seum, Sunday, April 12, 198 at 10:00 
a.m. All proceeds will benefit the Phila- 
delphia Vietnam Veterans Memorial to 
be constructed at Penn's Landing to 
commemorate the 625 Philadelphians 
who did not return and the many who did. 
Registration fee is $10.00. Prizes will be 
awarded to the top three finishers in 
several classes and T-shirts to all regis- 
trants. For more information on partici- 
pating in the run to honor your fellow 
Philadelphians, call 546-9500 between 
9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., Monday 
through Friday. 

For registration information contact 
Kevin at Ram Pages. 



Noted Historian to Speak 
at Mordecai M. Kaplan Memorial Lecture 



Reconstructionist Rabbinical College 
invites the community to hear noted 
historian Rabbi Arthur Hertzberg speak 
at the Mordecai M. Kaplan Memorial 
Lecture on Sunday, March 29 at 4:00 
p.m. at Stiteler Auditorium in Murphy 
Hall at Beaver College. Rabbi Hertzberg 
will speak on "Civil Religion and the 
Constitutional Question: A Jewish Per- 
spective." Coffee and tea will follow the 
lecture. There is no admission fee. 

Rabbi Hertzberg, who is Professor of 
Religion at Dartmouth College and Senior 
Research Associate at the Middle East In- 
stitute of Columbia University, is Rabbi 
Emeritus at Temple Emanu-EI. His pub- 
lications include the classic work The 
Zionist Idea, as well as Being Jewish in 
America, The French Enlightenment and 
the Jews, Judaism, Essays on Jewish Life 
and Thought and The Outbursts That 
Awaits Us. 

Rabbi Hertzberg is President of the 
American Jewish Policy Foundation . He 
is a former president of the American 



Jewish Congress and vice-president of 
the World Jewish Congress. He is a for- 
mer member of the Board of Governors 
of the Jewish Agency for Israel and a 
member of the Executive of the World 
Zionist Organization. 

The Mordecai M. Kaplan Memorial 
Lecture honors Rabbi Mordecai M. Kap- 
lan, the founder of the Reconstructionist 
approach to Judaism. Rabbi Kaplan's 
epic work Judaism as a Civilization has 
influenced generations of Jews since its 
publication in 1934. The Reconstruction- 
ist Rabbinical College trains rabbis and 
scholars for leadership of American Jewry, 
following the Reconstructionist approach 
to Judaism. Reconstructionism views 
Judaism as the evolving religious civili- 
zation of the Jewish people. It affirms 
that all Jews have the right, even the 
obligation, to participate in making 
Judaism both relevant to the historical 
period in which they live, while being 
faithful to the wisdom and culture of the 
Jewish heritage. 



Movies for the Week 

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Platoon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Mannequin (PG) 
7:15-9:15 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG) 
7:30 - 9:30 

Outrageous Fortune (R) 
7:00 - 9:00 

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Nightmare on Elm Street III (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Bedroom Window (R) 

8:00- 10:15 

Lethal Weapon (R) 

7:15-9:30 

Tin Men (R) 

7:45- 10:15 

Mannequin (PG) 

7:45 - 10:00 

Witchboard (R) 

7:30-9:45 

Black Widow (R) 

8:00- 10:15 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG) 
7:15-9:30 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 
8:00- 10:15 



Billboard's 
Top Singles 

WEEK ENDING 3/14/87 

1. "Lean On Me," Club Nouveau 

2. "Let's Wait Awhile," Janet Jackson 

3. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," 
Starship 

4. "Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & 
the Range 

5. "Somewhere Out There," Linda 
Ronstadt & James Ingram 

6. "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight," 
Genesis 

7. "Jacob's Ladder," Huey Lewis & 
The News 

8. "Respect Yourself," Bruce Willis 

9. "Come Go With Me," Expose 
10. "Big Time," Peter Gabriel 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. Licensed To III, Beastie Boys 

2. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

3. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby 

4. Graceland, Paul Simon 

5. Control, Janet Jackson 

6. Invisible Touch. Genesis 

7. Life, Love, and Pain, Club 
Nouveau 

8. The Final Countdown, Europe 

9. Georgia Satellites, George Satellites 



Adolph Coors Company today an 
nounced that application are now available 
for the 1987 Coors Veterans' Memorial 
Scholarship Fund which provides more 
than $500,000 to the sons and daughters 
of American veterans. 

For the third consecutive year, Coors 
and its distributors will award a minimum 
of 100 scholarships, with a maximum 
value of $5,000 each, to eligible students 
who successfully have completed their 
freshman year of college. The scholar- 
ships will assist students in completing 
the final years of their undergraduate 
studies. 

Since the scholarship program began 
in 1985, Coors has contributed a total of 
$1,007,000 to 238 scholarship recipients 
from all 50 states, the District of Colum- 
bia, Puerto Rico and Taiwan. Coors 
distributorships also raised more than 
$784,000 to award scholarships in their 
local communities. Another 15 scholar- 
ships were funded through proceeds 
totaling $57,000 raised from the 1986 
"Coors Presents Lee Greenwood" con- 
cert tour where a percentage of each 
ticket sold was donated to the scholar- 
ship fund. 

Thanks to the efforts of our distributors, 
a talented performer like Lee Greenwood 
and our customers, the Coors Veterans' 
Memorial Scholarship Fund continues to 
honor those American veterans who 
have served our country so courageous- 
ly," said Peter Coors, Brewing Division 
president. 

To be eligible for consideration, ap- 
plicants must: 

• be 22 years old or younger as of the 
July 1. 1987, application deadline 
date. 

• have a cumulative grade point average 



of 3.0 or better on a 4.0 scale. 

• have completed a minimum full fresh- 
man year program of credit hours, but 
not yet acquired senior credit hours. 

• be enrolled full time in a four-year in- 
stitution of higher education in the 
United States or an accredited two-year 
program leading to a four-year under- 
graduate degree. 

• fall into one of the following categories: 
dependent of Honorably Discharged 
American service personnel 
dependent of Active Duty, Guard, or 
Reserve military personnel (minimum 
two years) 

dependent of American service per- 
sonnel Killed in Action, Missing in Ac- 
tion or who have Died in the Line of 
Duty. 

Applications can be obtained from local 
Coors distributors or participating veter- 
ans organizations, by writing Coors Vet- 
erans' Memorial Scholarship Fund, P.O. 
Box 3111, Northbrook, IL 60065, or by 
calling toll-free 1-800-49COORS. Com- 
pleted applications and materials must be 
postmarked on or before July 1, 1987. 
Coors, the nation's fifth-largest brewer, 
has a long history of commitment to 
America's military veterans and their 
families. Veterans comprise approximate- 
ly one-third of Coors' 9,600-employee 
work force. The company was named 
the 1985 Employer of the Year by the 
Veterans of Foreign Wars, Colorado 
Employer of the Year by the American 
Legion 1981 through 1985, and the 
1983 National Large Employer of the 
Year by the Disabled American Veterans. 
Coors also received an award of recog- 
nition from the Veterans of Foreign Wars 
in 1985 for the Coors Veterans' Memor- 
ial Scholarship Fund. 




Horticulture in Germany 
Trends for the 90's 

Dr. J.C. Raulston, North Carolina State 
University, Professor of Horticulture. 
Traveler. Plant Explorer. FRIDAY, 
MARCH 20. 8:00 p.m.. DVC Mandell 
Hall Auditorium. 

Espaliers and Topiary 
Specialized Pruning 

Chris Woods, English Horiculturist and 
Head Horticulturist at the Chanticleer 
Estate. MONDAY. MARCH 30. 8:00 
p.m.. DVC Mandell Hall Auditorium. 

Admission is free. 



Student 
Activities Committee 

The Student Activities Committee 
(SAC.) at Delaware Valley College is a 
very important part of Student Govern- 
ment. It is the primary organization on 
campus responsible for programming 
social events. Every student at the college 
pays a yearly student government fee of 
$40.00 and a large portion of this fund is 
allocated to SAC. in order to plan and 
present quality programs and social affairs 
for the student body. Members of SAC. 
meet frequently to select various types of 
entertainment for students. Examples 
are dances, movies, performing artists, 
lecturers, concerts, special events, D.J.'s. 
etc. 

You can become directly involved in 
selecting entertainment and choosing 
events to occur on campus. You can also 
help to produce these events throughout 
the academic year. 

Each class, and also the commuter 
population elect representatives to the 
Student Activities Committee each year 
Students interested in SAC. are encour- 
aged to pick up a petition in the Dean of 
Students Office for elections which take 
place in April. 



Think You Can 
Write Comedy? 

College students seeking careers in 
Hollywood inevitably ask: "How do I get 
my foot in the door?" 

Comedian /actor Jimmie Walker, who 
sprang to national prominence when he 
portrayed the wisecracking "J.J." on the 
"Good Times" series, wants to give a 
break to college writers who think they 
know how to write jokes for stand-up 
comedy. 

Walker, who will soon be seen in the 
feature film release "My African Adven- 
ture," and will also star in his own TV 
series "Bustin' Loose" this fall, began his 
career writing jokes for other comics 
Now, he is soliciting material from student 
joke -writers. 

If Walker uses the material, he will pay 
the writers. A less tangible, but probably 
more consequential, reward will be that 
the writers will have established comedy- 
writing credits with a comedy/TV/film 
personality — which can only be of bene- 
fit to the students in their efforts to get 
started in Hollywood. 

Any student wishing to submit material 
to Walker should send it to his Hollywood 
office which is located at 9000 Sunset 
Blvd., Suite 400, Los Angeles, CA 
90069. Students should also make sure 
to enclose their name, address, and 
phone number, so that Walker can locate 
them in the event that he is interested in 
their material. 

Photography Club News 

Reorganizational Meeting 

Monday, March 23 at 7:00 p.m. 

Student Center, Room 201 

Anyone interested in photography 
should attend this meeting. The topics 
planned for discussion include officers for 
the newly reformed club, pictures for 
Ram Pages, the yearbook, and A -Day 
activities. Come out and sharpen up your 
picture taking and learn to use the dark 
room. 




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Champ Hogan faces his toughest challenge ever in 
Andre the Giant at 6-7 and 450 pounds and is un 
defeated in 150 bouts 



Sports Trivia '87 

Because of the fact that Ram Pages 
Sports Trivia winning tickets are being 
abused. Sports Trivia will be out until a 
new, non -transferable ticket can be 
found. 

Thank You, 
John Litzke 

tilt I 111 I ITS BACK III till 1 1 

AEROBICS 

Every Monday & Wednesday 

4:15 to 5:45 P.M. 

IN THE ALL-PURPOSE ROOM 

STARTING FEBRUARY 2 

Get a jump on summer!!! 

Look and feel better! 
Come out and participate! 



Wrestlemania III 
Is Coming March 29 

Matches include: Hulk Hogan vs. An- 
dre the Giant for the title; Hart Founda- 
tion and Danny Davis vs. British Bulldogs 
and Tito Sontana for the title: Butch 
Reed vs. Koko B. Ware; Adrian Adonis 
vs. Roddy Piper; "King" Harley Race vs. 
Junkyard Dog; Ricky Steamboat vs. 
Randy "Macho Man" Savage; Killer 
Bees vs. Shiek/Volkoff: Can Am Con- 
nection vs. Valentine/ Beefcake; Hillbilly 
Jim and 2 Good Midgets vs. King Kong 
Bundy and 2 Bad Midgets; Hercules 
Hernandez vs. Billy Jack Haynes. For 
ticket information call the Spectrum or 
the ticketron. 




Manley, Dalton Scalp Warriors 

Rope Unravels with 14 

off Bench; Green, Reason 

Double Figures in Assists 

by John Litzke 

It was no contest as the highly talented 
J.V. Aggies finished their season at 5-2 
and in impressive fashion with a 108-83 
victory over the visiting Lycoming J.V. 

It was all DVC in the first half jumping 
out to a 44-31 lead paced by Brian Man- 
ley, Mike Dalton, and Rope with eight 
apiece. Lyco was led by Tory Shimp 
with 17 and Dean Mix with eight. 

DVC jumped out 7-0 at the outset of 
the second half to take a 51-31 advantage 
on buckets by Dalton, Brown, and Rope 
and had their largest lead of the evening 
at 83-48 at the 8:43 of the game and the 
rest is much of the same. Mike Dalton 
was the top scorer for DVC with 23 and 
he went on a 13-0 run by himself mid- 
way through the second half. Brian Man 
ley finished with 16 and showed his 
3-point strength by hitting four of them. 
Rope, coming off the bench, entwined 
the Warriors and their bench with 14 big 
points. And finishing off the top scorers 
was Joe Brown with 13. 

Guards Bill Green and Mark Reason 
also had outstanding games scoring nine 
and six respectively and dishing out 22 
assists between them. 

Shimp led Lycoming scorers with 27 
while Duanne Struppler and Dean Mix 
added 21 in the losing game. 

The strength of the junior varsity this 
season, has to give Coach Werkiser 
more confidence and depth for next 
season . 



Savage (above) defends title against The Dragon 



EMO DETHRONES DOUBLE STUFF 78-68 
SIMO, LEWANDOWSKI BUCKET 22 EACH 



"You're doomed, Underdog," shrieked 
the devious, no good Simon Bar Sinister 
as a bound Underdog was lowered in a 
boiling kettle of sulfuric acid mixed with 
some sort of mind twisting, personality 
altering substance. "Once you're finished, 
the world is mine," finished that dastardly 
cad Sinister. 

EMO, finishing up the season with an 
aven 3-3 record, was the decided under- 
dog in the 1987 Delaware Valley College 
Intramural Basketball Championship fac- 
ing the sinister presence of Double Stuff, 
the Gold Division Champ and undefeated 
favorite to win it all. 

But the "underdog" reached the energy 
pill in his ring and with a burst of sudden 
strength, broke his bonds and put Simon 
Bar Sinister in his place, behind bars. 

And in a way, that is precisely what 
EMO did as, behind the game high of 22 
from Rich Simononis, 20 from Tom 
Lewandowski and 18 from Sean Smith 
they thrashed defending champion Dou- 
ble Stuff 78-68 before 50 or so screaming 
intramural psychopaths in James Work 
Gym. 

The defending champs took the early 
lead on buckets by Big Nol, Daddy Keich, 
and Big 2 Mike Zendt but EMO would 
battle back to deadlock it at 14 all at the 
11:35 mark of the first half. EMO would 
never look back from this point on, as 
poor shooting by Double Stuff sunk them 



deeper in a hole. A late first half surge 
ended with Nolan hitting one of two from 
the line and Tom Lewandowski hitting a 
EMO basket for a 40-31 lead at the half. 

Sims led all scorers at the half with 13 
and concluding the halftime highs for 
EMO were Lewandowski with 10 and 
Shawn Smith with eight. Forward Brandt 
Nolan led Double Stuff with nine and 
Mike Zendt added eight. 

EMO came out like a superball whipped 
against a brick wall jumping out to their 
largest lead of the game at 55-35 at 
14: 12 of the game. Double Stuff needed 
regrouping and that's what Head Coach 
James Dudley did as, following a timeout. 
Double Stuff went on a 17-5 run to pull 
them within eight at 60-52 at 7:30. 

Poor shooting and shot selection 
plagued Double Stuff throughout the 
game. They would come close, but just 
couldn't sink the key basket. Sophomore 
guard Daryll Ellison brought Double Stuff 
as close as they would get with a basket 
at 1:46 of the game to make it 70-66. 

With the Stuff being over the limit. 
EMO spent the rest of the game on the 
free throw line and rode the victory waves 
to the shore for their first championship. 
Congratulations to Coaches McNulty 
and Bedesem who have to be proud of 
these guys and to the entire EMO team 

While I'm congratulating. I'd like to 
congratulate Double Stuff and the Run- 



ning Rebels on their undefeated seasons 
and to all those who participated, nice 
job! 

Thank you to all those who helped 
keep score throughout and a personal 
thank you to all for some fun and exciting 
basketball. 



Double Stuff FG FT FTA TOTAL 



NOLAN 


8 2 


4 


18 


ZENDT 


6 


5 


15 


TREFFINGER 


4 





8 


ROTHMALLER 


2 





4 


ELLISON 


5 





11 


WALTON 


1 





2 


KEICH 


4 2 


2 


10 




31 4 


11 


68 


EMO 


FG FT FTA 1 


roT/ 


SIMONONIS 


8 2 


4 


22 


HEISY 


1 





2 


SUCOLOSKI 











KOBRYZNSKI 


3 2 


2 


8 


SCHADE 


2 2 


2 


6 


CANALE 


1 





2 


FOX 











LEWANDOWSKI 


10 2 


4 


22 


SMITH 


3 10 


12 


16 




28 18 


24 


78 



Officials: B. Boyle, Leinbach. Estep 

Scorer: D. 

Timer: J. Litzke 

Attendance: 50 (Screaming Psychopaths) 



DVC Football 1986: 
Banquet Update 

On Sunday, February 22, 1987 the 
Delaware Valley College football family 
held its annual banquet at the Warrington 
Inn on Route 611. 

Head Coach Al Wilson formally an- 
nounced his resignation and new Coach 
Dick Bedesem was introduced. Mr. Wil- 
son will be missed but we congratulate 
him on a job well done and wish him the 
best of luck. He will remain as Athletic 
Director here at DVC. 

Coach Bedesem didn't say much, but 
what he said hit like a run away freight 
train into the Great Wall of China. He 
gave a brief autobiography and finished 
by saying "I'll tell you one thing, I didn't 
come here to lose." I'm looking forward 
to next season. Here are the award win- 
ners of DVC football 1986: 

1986 Post-Season Award Winners 

All-Middle Atlantic Conference 

First Team: 

Jim Wilson, Running Back 
Chuck Hieber. Down Lineman 

Honorable Mention: 

Joe Harby. Offensive Guard 
Steve Clark, Defensive Back 

All-Eastern Collegiate 

Athletic Conference 

First Team: 

Jim Wilson, Running Back 
Chuck Hieber, Defensive Line 

Maxwell Football Club 
Player of the Week 

Vince Bedesem, Linebacker 
ECAC Honor Roll 

Vince Bedesem, September 20 

Chuck Hieber, October 11 

Jim Wilson, November 1 

Middle Atlantic Conference 
Player of the Week 

Vince Bedesem, Defensive vs. Albright 

Rich Simononis, Defensive 

vs. Susquehanna 

Jim Wilson, Offensive vs. Wilkes 

Doylestown Moose Club 
Player of the Week 

Brian Clapp Walt Kobryznski 

Steve Clark Tom Lewandowski 

Jim Hannon Mike Williams 

Joe Harby Tom Voell 

Mike Heisey Jon Wilson 

Rookie of the Year 

Bob Koperna 
Mr. Consistency (Offensive Line) 

Brian Clapp 

Mr. Consistency (Defensive Line) 

Joe Bello 

Unsung Hero 

Tom Lewandowski 

Players Award 

Tim Goll 

Trenchman Award 

Tom Voell 

Coaches Award 

Walt Kobryznski 

Outstanding Offensive Lineman 

Joe Harby 

Outstanding Defensive Lineman 

Chuck Hieber 

Outstanding Offensive Back 

Jim Wilson 

Outstanding Defensive Back 

Mike Heisey 

Coal Cracker Award 

Jim Hannon 

Roy Jessup Award 

Mike Williams & Jesse Perkins 

Rosner N. Trio I '35 Memorial Award 

Jon Wilson 

James Work '13 Chancellor's Award 

Steve Clark 

Academic Achievement Award 

Steve Clark 



1987 MEN'S INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL 

FINAL STATS 



GREEN 

RUNNING REBELS: 

Record: 6-0; Finish: 1st 



NAME 


G 


TOTAL 


AVG 


Boyle, B 


6 


82 


13.6 


Leinbach 


6 


67 


11.2 


Kennedy 


6 


63 


10.5 


Boyle. C. 


6 


54 


9.0 


Brennan 


5 


28 


5.6 


Arnold 


6 


32 


5.3 


Rother 


3 


12 


4.0 


Snyder 


4 


10 


2.5 



AVG. PTS./GAME: 59.3 

MOST PTS./IND.: Bill Boyle, 21 vs. 

Bambino Magicians 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 71 vs. Wolfpack 

PSYCHOTIC HOOP: 

Record: 3-1; Finish: 2nd 

NAME G TOTAL AVG. 

Stanton 4 64 16.0 

Wheaton 4 46 11.5 

Carter 3 23 7.6 

McSherry 4 29 7.3 

Widmer 4 13 3.3 

Calderaio 2 6 3.0 

Hibbard 2 5 2.5 

Vandenberghe 3 6 2.0 

AVG. PTS./GAME: 46.8 

MOST PTS./IND.: Stanton. 23 vs. 

EMO 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 57 vs. Bambino 

Magicians 

EMO: 

Record: 3-3; Finish: 3rd 

NAME G TOTAL AVG. 

Simononis 6 87 14.5 

Schade 6 63 10.5 

Smith 5 51 10.2 

Lewandowski. T 2 13 6.5 

Kobryznski 6 34 5.6 

Sucoloski 5 22 4.4 

Bedesem 4 14 3.5 

Canale 3 10 3.3 

Heisy 3 5 1.6 

McNulty 2 3 1.5 

AVG. PTS./GAME: 53.3 

MOST PTS./IND : Simononis. 24 vs. 

Psychotic Hoop 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 62 vs. Wolfpack 

GARGOYLES: 
Record: 2 3; Finish 

NAME G 

Hering 5 

Hepner 4 

Cooper 5 

Hartung 5 

Mucci 5 

Knight 3 

Butcher 4 

AVG. PTS./GAME: 47.4 

MOST PTS./IND.: Hering. 20 vs. 

Wolfpack 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 50 vs. Wolfpack 

and Psychotic Hoop 

WOLFPACK: 
Record: 2-3; Finish 



Tied for 4th 
TOTAL AVG. 



81 
35 
39 
33 
27 
14 
6 



16.2 
8.7 
7.8 
6.6 
5.4 
4.6 
1.5 



NAME 

Courts 

Albany 

McGlone 

Pietrefesa 

Hogan 

Shilling 

Powell 

Annan 

Seidel 



G 

5 
3 
4 
3 
2 
2 
4 
4 
3 



Tied for 4th 
TOTAL AVG. 



88 
29 
37 
23 
14 
7 

13 
9 
4 



17.6 
9.6 
9.3 
7.6 
7.0 
3.5 
3.3 
2.3 
1.3 



AVG PTS./GAME: 48 
MOST PTS./IND.: Courts, 20 vs. 
Running Rebels and EMO 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 64 vs. EMO 

BAMBINO MAGICIANS: 
Record: 2-4; Finish: 6th 



NAME 

Moran 

Butterworth 

D'Ambra 

Sukeena 

Koperna 

Devon 

Zaborowski 



G 

4 
5 
6 
6 
6 
2 
5 



TOTAL 

57 
69 
54 
51 
34 
6 
11 



AVG. 

14.3 
13.8 
9.0 
8.5 
5.6 
3.0 
2.2 



AVG. PTS./GAME: 49.3 
MOST PTS./IND.: Moran, 21 vs. 
Running Rebels 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 54 vs. 
Space Between 

SPACE BETWEEN: 
Record: 0-5; Finish: 7th 



-i ... 



NAME 

Boltz 

Brirtner 

Pierce 

Martella 

Bachur 

Spangler 

Brinsky 

Snader 

Hatch 



G 

5 
5 
4 
3 
5 
3 
3 
4 
3 



TOTAL 

63 
26 
18 
11 
12 

7 

7 

8 

3 



AVG. 

12.6 
5.2 
4.5 
3.6 
2.4 
23 
23 
2.0 
1.0 



AVG. PTS./GAME: 32.2 
MOST PTS./IND.: Boltz. 14 vs. 
Psychotic Hoop 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 36 vs. 
Psychotic Hoop 






GOLD 
DOUBLE STUFF: 
Record: 6-0; Finish: 1st 

G TOTAL 



NAME 

Nolan 

Keich 

Zendt 

Treffinger 

Rothmaller 

Ellison 

Walton 

Wilson 



5 
6 
6 
6 
5 
6 
6 
6 



68 
82 
78 
71 
51 
47 
33 
24 



AVG. 

13.6 

13.6 

13.0 

11.8 

10.2 

7.8 

5.5 

4.0 



AVG. PTS./GAME: 76.8 
MOST PTS./IND.: Keich. 22 vs. 
Running Rabbi's 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 87 vs. 
Running Rabbi's 

TERPS: 

Record: 5-1; Finish: 2nd 

NAME G TOTAL AVG. 

Zecchino 6 127 21.2 

Lewandowski. M. 5 65 13.0 

McDyer 6 41 6.8 

Reiser 6 36 6.0 

Perry 5 27 5.4 

McKeogh 6 21 3.5 

Reigel 6 12 2.0 

AVG PTS./GAME: 54.2 

MOST PTS./IND.: Zecchino. 26 vs. 

Blue Demons 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 66 vs. 

Blue Demons 

BLUE DEMONS - CHIEFS CREW: 
Record: 3 2; Finish: 3rd 

G 



NAME 

Sterling 

Hoffner 

Reaver 

Hannichick 

Savoy 

Darbenzio 

Zellers 

Hower 



5 
4 
3 
4 
5 
2 
3 
5 



3TAL 


AVG 


168 


33.6 


60 


15.0 


38 


12.6 


28 


7.0 


24 


4.8 


5 


2.5 


6 


2.0 


7 


1.4 



AVG. PTS./GAME: 68.4 
MOST PTS./IND.: Sterling. 45 vs 
Double Stuff 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 93 vs. Terps 

RUNNING RABBI'S: 

Record: 3-4; Finish: 4th 

NAME G TOTAL AVG. 

Gilbert 6 124 20.6 

Wisenberg 5 78 15.6 

Stamm 6 54 9.0 

Clair 5 23 4.6 

Gambone 5 21 4.2 

Cimokowski 6 16 2.6 

Burkhardt 4 8 2.0 

Hartzel 2 2 1.0 

AVG. PTS./GAME: 54.3 
MOST PTS./IND.: Gilbert. 29 vs. 
Blue Demons 
MOST PTS./TEAM: 72 vs. Agboh 

BOFFERS: 

Record: 1-4; Finish: 5th 

NAME G TOTAL AVG. 

Vinitsky 4 79 19.7 

White 5 42 8.4 



4 


19 


4.8 


4 


17 


4.3 


5 


20 


4.0 


4 


8 


2.0 


3 


6 


2.0 



Ford 

Hamm 

Mellma 

Orban 

Braucher 

AVG. PTS./GAME: 40.2 

MOST PTS./IND.: Vinitsky, 24 vs. 

Agboh 

MOST PTS./TEAM: 59 vs. Agboh 

ALL-DVC 1st TEAM: 

Paul Sterling 
Dan Courts 
Craig Terffinger 
Doug Hering 
Brandt Nolan 



G Demons 

G Wolfpack 

C Dbl. Stuff 
F Gar. 

F Dbl. Stuff 



ALL-DVC 2nd TEAM: 

Paul Leinbach G 

Dave Keich G 

Bob Kennedy C 

Don Zecchino F 

Clay Butterworth F 

ALL-DVC 3rd TEAM: 

Rich Simononis G 

Marty Hoffner G 

Eric Schade C 

Tim Moran F 

Frank Gilbert F 

ALL-DVC 4th TEAM: 



R Rebels 
Dbl. Stuff 
R Rebels 

Terps 
Bambino 

EMO 

Demons 

EMO 
Bambino 
R Rabbi's 



Bill Boyle 
Dan Wisenberg 
Seamus McGlone 
Mark Vinitsky 
Mike Zendt 



G R Rebels 

G R Rabbi's 

C Wolfpack 

F Boffers 

F Dbl. Stuff 

HONORABLE MENTION: Lamont 
Rothmaller. DS; Dave Hannichick. BD; 
Kevin Stanton. PH; Ray Boltz, SB; 
Steve D'Ambra, BM; Leo Reaver. BD: 
Mark Fritsche. Agboh, Daryl Ellison. DS; 
Scott Cooper, Gar.; Chris Boyle. R 
Rebels; Matt Wheaton. PH; John Su- 
keena. BM; Walt Kobryznski, EMO; 
Mike Lewandowski, Terps; D.J. McDyer, 
Terps; Shawn Smith, EMO. 

ALL ROOKIE TEAM: 

Eric Schade C EMO 

Tim Moran C/F Dbl. Stuff 

Craig Treffinger C/F Dbl. Stuff 

Frank Gilbert G/F R Rabbi's 

Dan Wisenberg G/F R Rabbi's 

ALL SENIOR TEAM: 

Rich Simononis G EMO 

Chris Boyle G R Rebels 

Mark Vinitsky C Boffers 

Walt Kobryznski F EMO 

Don Zecchino F Terps 

TEAM G PTS. AVG. 

Double Stuff 6 461 76.8 

Blue Demons 5 342 68.4 

Running Rebels 6 356 59.3 

Running Rabbi's 6 326 54.3 

Terps 5 325 54.2 

EMO 6 320 53.3 

Bambino Magicians 6 257 49.3 

Wolfpack 6 240 48.0 

Gargoyles 6 237 47.4 

Psychotic Hoop 4 187 46.8 

Boffers 5 201 40.2 

Space Between 5 161 32.2 

Agboh 5 107 21.4 



Indoor Track at 
Dickinson College 

MARCH 7, 1987 

55 Meter Dash: (Heats) Caffey. 6.56; 

Dickmyer, 6.62; Gilbert, 6.77; 

Wilson. 6.45; (Finals) Wilson, 6.6. 

4th; Caffey, 6.6, 5th 
400 Dash: Tom Makowski, 55.62 
200 Dash: Kevin Dickmyer, 24.42, 

2nd; Steve Caffey. 24.60. 3rd; Jim 

Wilson, 25.23 
Long Jump: Frank Gilbert. 20 '1" 
Triple Jump: Steve Caffey. 40 '-7" 
1500 Meter: Ken McDaid. 4:19.84 



Regular Season 
NAME 

Sterling 

Zecchino 

Gilbert 

Vinitsky 

Coutis 

Hering 

Stanton 

Wisenberg 

Hoffner 

Simononis 

Moran 

Butterworth 

Boyle. B 

Keich 

Nolan 

Benner 

Lewandowski, M 

Zendt 

Boltz 

Reaver 

Treffinger 

Wheaton 

Leinbach 

Kennedy 

Schade 

Smith 

Rothmaller 

Albany 

Fritsche 

McGlone 

D'Ambra 

Stamm 

Boyle. C 

Hepner 

Sukeena 

White 

Ellison 

Cooper 

Pietrefesa 

Carter 

McSherry 

Hogan 

Hannichick 

McDyer 

Hartung 

Lewandowski. T. 

Reiser 

Kobryznski 

Koperna 

Brennan 

Walton 

Perry 



Scoring Leaden 
TEAM G 

BD 



Terps 

RRab 

Boff 

WP 

Gar. 

PH 

RRab 

BD 

EMO 

BM 

BM 

RReb 

DS 

DS 

Agboh 

Terps 

DS 

SB 

BD 

DS 

PH 

RReb 

RReb 

EMO 

EMO 

DS 

WP 

Agboh 

WP 

BM 

RRab 

R Reb 



5 

6 
6 
4 
5 
5 
4 
5 
4 
6 
4 
5 
6 
6 
5 
2 
5 

5 

3 
6 
4 
6 
6 

a 

5 

5 
3 
5 
4 
6 
6 
6 
4 
b 
5 
6 
5 
3 
3 
4 
2 
4 
6 
:> 
2 
6 
6 
6 
5 
6 
5 



Rebounding 
NAME 

Sterling 

McGlone 

Butterworth 

Schade 

Hannichick 

Kennedy 

Treffinger 

Nolan 

Hering 

Stanton 

Zecchino 

Pierce 

Gilbert 

White 

Vinitsky 

Brennan 

Wheaton 

Moran 

Clair 

Burkhardt 

Widmer 

Zendt 

Perry 

Brirtner 

Mellema 



Leaders: Final 
TEAM 

BD 

WP 

BM 

EMO 

BD 

RReb 

DS 

DS 

Gar 

PH 

Terps 

RRab 

Boff 

Boff 

RReb 

PH 

BM 

R Rab 

RRab 

PH 

DS 

Terps 

SB 

Boff 



G 

5 

4 
5 
6 

4 
6 
5 

5 
5 
r > 
4 
4 
5 
r > 
5 
4 

5 

4 
4 
3 
3 
5 
3 
5 
5 



: Final 
TL 

168 
127 
124 

79 

88 

81 

64 

78 

60 

87 

57 

69 

82 

82 

68 

27 

68 

78 

63 

38 

71 

46 

67 

63 

63 

51 

51 

29 

48 

37 

54 

54 

54 

35 

51 

42 

47 

39 

23 

23 

29 

14 

28 

41 

33 

13 

36 

34 

34 

28 

33 

27 



TL 

77 
51 
63 
75 
45 
66 
55 
54 
52 
47 
36 
33 
40 
40 
40 
32 
40 
29 
28 
21 
19 
32 
18 
29 
28 



AVG 

336 

212 

20.6 

19.7 

17.6 

162 

160 

15.6 

15.0 

14.5 

143 

13.8 

136 

13.6 

136 

13.5 

136 

13.0 

126 

126 

11.8 

11.5 

11.2 

10.5 

105 

10.2 

10.2 

9.6 

96 

9.3 

90 

90 

9.0 

8.7 

8.5 

8.4 

7.8 

7.8 

7.6 

7.6 

7.3 

7.0 

70 

6.8 

6.6 

6.5 

60 

56 

56 

5.6 

55 

54 



AVG 

154 

128 

12.6 

125 

113 

110 

11.0 

108 

104 

94 

90 

8,3 

80 

80 

8.0 

8.0 

80 

7.3 

7.0 

7.0 

68 

64 

6.0 

58 

56 



Women's Hockey Update 

CYJ 5 - Dairy 4 

At DVC, CYJ received high scoring 
output from Karen Vincent with a hat 
trick plus one and Joell Pursell added 
one of her own as they dropped the Dairy 
5-4 in an interleague matchup. 

KKPW Crushes CYJ: 15-0 

KKPW completely dominated CYJ 
the entire game. Scorers included Tammy 
Petraskie with six. Barb Hemler with five, 
Lisa Long and Stacy Yoder with two 
apiece. The game was under the offen- 
sive control of KKPW with only a few 
shots on goal by the opponent. Randi 
Kunkel, at goalie, prevented scoring. 
KKPW's record increases to 4-0. 



WRESTLING RESULTS: 

MACS & NATIONALS 

DVC SOARS 

The DVC Wrestling team, under the 
guidance of Head Coach Robert Marshall, 
has just completed a very successful 
tournament swing. 

In the MAC championships, seven Ag- 
gies finished atop their weight class (see 
results below) while the team finished by 
itself in dominating fashion in first place 
with 173.75 pts. to second place Lycom- 
ing's 102.50. 

In the National competition, three Ag- 
gies finished with All-American status as 
junior Shaun Smith finished second in 
the 142 lb. weight class, freshman Randy 
Worrell finished sixth at 167 and fresh- 
man Garth Lakitsky finished eighth at 
177. 

Many congratulations to the 1986-87 
Aggie wrestling team and to all the 
champions. 

MAC FINAL RESULTS 

1. Delaware Valley . . 173.75 

2. Lycoming 102.50 

3. Ursinus 94.25 

4. Moravian 74.00 

5. Scranton 70.75 

6. Swarthmore 62.25 

7. Susquehanna 42.25 

8. Western Maryland 37.00 

9. Messiah 32.25 

10. Elizabethtown 31.50 

11. Muhlenberg 30.75 

12. King's 19.75 

13. (tie) Gettysburg 17.50 

Johns Hopkins 17.50 

15.Haverford 11.50 

16. Widener 9.50 

17. Upsala 6.50 

18. Lebanon Valley 4.00 

19. Albright 3.50 

20. Juniata . . 2.00 

INDIVIDUAL RESULTS 
118 

1. Rich Williams (So). DVC 

2. Brian Maw (Jr), Lycoming 

3. Ed LeDonne (Sr), Swarthmore 

4. Jeff Forrer (So), Elizabethtown 

5. Tim Seislove (So). Ursinus 

6. Gary Ruschman (So). Moravian 

126 

1 . Brent Whitesel (So) . Messiah 

2. Steve Laudermilch (So). Ursinus 

3. Dan Canale (Sr). DVC 

4. Eric Swank (So). King's 

5. Tim Gerber (So), Elizabethtown 

6. Tim Layer (Jr), Widener 

134 

1. JimBodai (Fr), DVC 

2. Jim Yost (So) , Moravian 

3. Pat Lutz (So). Lycoming 

4. Roger Welser (So), Swarthmore 

5. Dino Delviscio (Sr), Elizabethtown 

6. Cordell Musser (Jr), Messiah 

142 

1. Shaun Smith (Jr), DVC 

2. Dan Donahoe (Jr), Ursinus 

3. Gary Allmers (Fr), Susquehanna 

4. John Potash (Sr), Swarthmore 

5. Rob Nourian (So). Scranton 

6. Matt Miller (Fr), Lycoming 

150 

1. Tracy Snyder (Jr), DVC 

2. Jay Peichel (So), Swarthmore 

3. Dennis Udicious (So), Scranton 

4. Brian Hons (So), Ursinus 

5. Troy Gardner (Fr), Lycoming 

6. Doug Kent (Jr), Upsala 

158 

1. Scott Schlenker (Jr), Muhlenberg 

2. Chris Labrecque (Jr), Susquehanna 

3. Steve Daigle (So). Scranton 

4. Jim Purcell (Sr), Gettysburg 

5. Skip Sinak (Jr), W. Maryland 

6. Bernie Janusz (Sr), King's 

167 

1. Randy Worrell (Fr), DVC 

2. Rich Brendel (Sr), Moravian 

3. John Bokal (So), Scranton 

4. Bill Young (Fr), Lycoming 

5. Kevin Ross (So). Ursinus. 

6. George Sax (Fr), Susquehanna 



177 

1. Garth Lakitsky (Fr), DVC 

2. Mike Martinovich (Jr), W. Maryland 

3. Bryan Neidigh (Fr), Lycoming 

4. Chuck Odgers (Jr), Ursinus 

5. Kevin Daly (Jr), Haverford 

6. Mark Lausten (So), Scranton 

190 

1. Vince Bedesem (So), DVC 

2. Mark Minotti (Jr), Moravian 

3. Bob Doetzer (Sr), Scranton 

4. Joe Bitner (Fr), Lycoming 

5. Steve Gandia (Jr), Swarthmore 

6. Ed Singer (Sr), W. Maryland 

HWT 

1. Mike Gilmore (So). Lycoming 

2. Ron Matthew (So), Ursinus 

3. Alex Wilson (Jr), Moravian 

4. Tom Kallup (Sr), Johns Hopkins 

5. Chuck Heiber (Jr), DVC 

6. Greg Carl (Sr), Susquehanna 

Phillies Launch 

Home Opener 

With Rocketman 

The goal posts have come down. Next 
month, the stadium crew begins return- 
ing Veterans' Stadium into a baseball field 
again. 

Yes. this season is just around the 
corner. 

The Phillies' 81 -game home schedule 
gets under way with the opener, 7:35 
Friday night, April 10. It will be the 
Chicago Cubs against the Phillies in the 
first of a four-game series which carries 
through Monday night. 

Then, the World Champion New 
York Mets make their first of three 1987 
appearances, Tuesday through Thursday 
nights. April 14-16. 

Something special will again be hap- 
pening on Opening Night, a tradition at 
the Phillies. 

Mike Schmidt will be presented with 
his record-tying Most Valuable Player 
Award. The veteran home run champion 
won his third MVP Award last season, 
matching only Stan Musial and Roy 
Campanella in National League history. 

In keeping with a Philadelphia tradi- 
tion, the first ball of the new season will 
be brought to home plate by. are you 
ready? Rocketman. 

Kinnie Gibson. 29, wearing a 120 
pound rocketbelt, will jet around the in- 
side of the Vet with the first ball . 

To top it all, fans attending the first 
three Chicago games. April 10-11-12. 
will be treated to Calendar Weekend, 
thanks to Snapper Lawn Mowers. 

— from Phillies Phan-o-gram 



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by John Litzke 

•The wait is over. Lance Parrish, the 
free-agent catcher from Detroit, has 
■signed a one-year $800,000 deal with 
the Philadelphia Phillies with an extra 
$200,000 to come if his back stays 
healthy up to the All-Star break. Par- 
rish's signing gives the Phillies a very 
potent attack with strength and speed 
up and down the lineup. And with a bit 
of pitching, will make a run at the Mets 
in '87. 

• Not to belabor this story but just to 
review for those who may not have 
heard. Ex-Villanova basketball star 
Gary McLain confesses his cocaine ad- 
diction in an article in Sports Illustrated 
which paid McLain $40,000. It turns 
out that McLain had been addicted to 
the drug way before and during 'Nova's 
championship season. McLain reports 
that he had confronted Coach Rollie 
Massimino with the problem but Massi- 
mino denies it. Now there are bad to 
mixed emotions surrounding Gary 
McLain as to whether or not he actually 
spoke with Coach Massimino and 
whether or not he sold the school out 
following the publishing of the $40,000 
article. Villanova. 1 would think, has 
received a slightly tarnished reputation. 
What do you think? If there are any 
thoughts on the Gary McLain story I'd 
like to hear them and publish them. 
Was Gary looking to help himself or 
hurt Villanova? You know. Hollywood 
could get a hold of this story and make 
a mini-series, a book and even a movie 
on this incident with significant profit 
going into McLain's pocket. Why did 
he have to make his problem public 
and not seek treatment on his own? 
And if Massimino knew of his situation, 
then why didn't he help McLain? Gary. 



I think you are trying to pull the 'Cats 
fur over our eyes. If you have an opin- 
ion, please place it on a slip of paper 
with your name and box. 

• Los Angeles Kings star Marcel Dionne 
is traded to the New York Rangers for 
Scott Laidlaw and Mike Ridley. 

• Flyers need to become more consistent 
dropping game last week to the Rang- 
ers (could the Froese trade come back 
to haunt them?) while remaining 17 
points ahead of New York Islanders 
Flyers have clinched a playoff berth 
and are in a race with Edmonton for 
most points which would guarantee 
home ice throughout the playoffs. 

• Sixers, well, they need help. 

• Walton returns to Boston lineup this 
past week following arthroscopic sur- 
gery on his ankle. 

• Laker great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar an- 
nounces his retirement at the end of 
the 1988 season. 

• South Philadelphia H.S. defeats West 
Philadelphia H.S. to take the Public 
League basketball crown while North 
Catholic battled past Roman Catholic 
to take the Catholic League crown. 

• Boxing machine Mike Tyson defeats 
Bone Crusher Smith for the World 
Heavyweight boxing title and is already 
looking to defend his title with the 
challenger being either James "Quick" 
Tillis or Frank Bruno. 

• In a related story, 39-year-old former 
heavyweight champion George Fore- 
man is banned from boxing in Califor- 
nia until he loses weight and gets him- 
self into better shape. George is 267 
lbs. 

• LaSalle. behind Lionel Simmons buz- 
zer beater, drops Villanova out of the 
NIT tourney. As if Rollie didn't have 
enough on his mind already. 

• Wrestlemania coming May 29! Live 
from Detroit but on close circuit at the 
Spectrum. Anyone interested in going 
to the Spectrum should let me know 
'cause I'm dying to go and I don't want 
to go alone. 

• Who's left? You ask! They're down to 
16 and by Thursday (yesterday) it'll be 
eight with the finals March 28-30. 

In th«? Midwest: In the West: 

Indiana/Duke UNLV/Wyoming 

DePaul/LSU Oklahoma/Iowa 

In the Southeast: In the East: 

Georgetown /Kansas N Carolina /Notre Dame 

Providence /Alabama Florida/Syracuse 

Any predictions???? How about North 

Carolina and Indiana in the finals? Or 

North Carolina vs. UNLV? 



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This Week on + 
Campus 

byW.L. Unger ^ 

FRIDAY, MARCH 20 

Junior Dinner Dance at Highpoint 

7 p,m.-l a.m. + 

SATURDAY, MARCH 21 

Innovator! — Music Concert 

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SUNDAY, MARCH 22 

Equestrian Show, 8 a.m. Hosted by 

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MONDAY, MARCH 23 

B (HJ vt, Ursinus, 1 p.m 

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TUESDAY, MARCH 24 

FILM: "Jagged Edge" 

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25 I 

Randy Maugher at Caesar's 9 p.m 

G (HJ w. Kings. 1 p.m * 

B fH) vs. Swarthmore, 3 p.m. 

THURSDAY, MARCH 26 ^ 

Lecture: Dr James Sidle speaks on 
Honey Bee Biology at 8 p.m r 
MandetlU 

SB (A> vs. WiB.3p.m 



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Vol. XXI. No. 22 
Friday, March 27. 1987 




Quote of the Week 

"I don't want to achieve 

immortality through my work. 

I want to achieve It through 

not dying." - Woody Allen 

• All News Special • 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



DVC Exhibit Wins Lots of 

Awards at the Philadelphia 

Flower Show 

Congratulations are in order for the 
many persons involved in obtaining 
DVC's four prestigious awards last week, 
for "Blankets of Beauty" at the Philadel- 
phia Flower Show. Everyone at the 
school is mighty proud of this accom- 
plishment, and we all appreciate the 
hours and hours of hard work that went 
into making DVC well-known through its 
exhibit, viewed by thousands passing 
through the Civic Center. 

1. Pennsylvania Horticulture Society 
Award of Merit for outstanding exhibit, 
educational/academic 

2. Herb Society of America, Philadelphia 
Unit, Award for an outstanding use of 
herbs 

3. Special Achievement Award of the 
Garden Club Federation of Pennsyl- 
vania for an educational exhibit of 
unusual excellence 

4. The Bulkley Medal of the Garden 
Club of America to an exhibit of spe- 
cial merit and/or educational value 
Again, congratulations! 




QUIZ YOURSELF ON 
CURRENT EVENTS . . . 

1 . Identify the speaker and the persons 
referred to in the following statement: 
"As we now know, it turned out they 
were right and I was wrong." 

2. The FDA approved the sale of a new 
drug more quickly than usual. What 
was the drug and what is it for? 

3. Why did the Oslo, Norway, City 
Council ban a Frank Sinatra concert? 

4. One of President Reagan's close 
friends and former aide was indicted. 
Name him and the charge against 
him. 

5. What power is U.S. Attorney General 
Ed Meese considering giving local 
school boards? 

6. A new plan has surfaced to save the 
proposed joint session of Congress in 
Philadelphia to celebrate the Constitu- 
tion Bicentennial. What's this new 
plan? 

7. What big change have Congressional 
investigators of the Iran-Contra scan- 
dal announced? 

8. Which two Democrats have moved 
toward formal declaration that they 
are seeking the Democratic presiden- 
tial nomination? 

9. 1986 Gross National Product figures 
indicate the slowest economic growth 
since the 1982 recession. What was 
last year's growth rate? a) 1.1, b) 2.5, 
c) 2.7 or d) 6.4 percent? 

Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer, March 22, 1987 



Coming Monday, April 13th 
ROOM REGISTRATION FOR '87'88 




Joining in the fun. Dr and Mrs Feldstein Photo Ram Pages 




Room registration is scheduled for 
Monday, April 13th. All registrants will 
report to the AM- Purpose Room (Student 
Center) which will be divided for the men 
and women. The schedule is as follows: 

Class of 88 4:15-5:15 p.m. 

Class of '89 5:30-6:30 p.m. 

Class of '90 7:00-8:30 p.m. 
To be eligible to register for a room 
next year, your advance payment of 
$150.00 must be paid to the Ac- 
counting Office. (The due date was 
Monday, March 16, 1987; check with 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF MARCH 30 

Monday, March 30 

HEADQUARTERS FARM 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Tuesday, March 31 

U.S. MARINE CORPS 

Dining Hall 10:45 a.m.- 12:45 p.m. 

ROBERT MONTGOMERY 

LANDSCAPING 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

VIGORTONE AGRICULTURAL 

PRODUCTS 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Wednesday, April 1 

TRI-STATE DAIRY & DELI 
CAREER DAY 

At Temple University. Come to place- 
ment office to sign-up. DVC vans will 
leave approximately 10 a.m. will return 
to DVC approximately 5 p.m. 

Thursday, April 2 

NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE 

INS. CO. 

Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

AMERICAN TREE CARE 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Friday, April 3 

NOR-AM CHEMICAL CO. 
LEHIGH BIO & AG SERVICES 
ROHM & HAAS 

All are for summer internships. Individual 
interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 




DVC junior class dances the night atuay Photo/ Ram Pages 



FOUNDERS' DAY IS 
COMING SOON! 

The annual Founders' Day Convoca- 
tion will be held on Sunday, April 5, 
1987 at 3:30 p.m. in the James Work 
Gymnasium. 

All members of the faculty, administra- 
tion and Board of Trustees will be present 
during this brief convocation. Student 
participation adds a lot to the ceremony, 
and it is important to have good repre- 
sentation on the part of the student 
body. 



Accounting Office NOW if you are un- 
sure of your payment status.) 

The lottery system will be used to 
determine the order of room selection. 
You are required to have a roommate (s) 
prior to selecting your room. No one will 
be able to register for a three or four- 
person room without the full amount of 
people necessary to fill the room. If you 
do not have a roommate, your name will 
be put into a genera! pool and you will be 
assigned a roommate and room after 
the total housing registration is completed. 

Preregistration for 1 987 
Fall Semester Courses 

1. Preregister in Department Chairper- 
son's office or assigned adviser's office 
on the following dates: March 31, 
April 1, 2, 3, 6, 7&8, 1987. 

2. ALL PREREGISTRATION MUST BE 
COMPLETED BY 4 P.M., WED., 
APRIL 8, 1987. 

Preregistration forms will be located in 
each on-campus mail box. Off-campus 
students will pick up preregistration form, 
on table, in post office lobby. Complete 
preregistration form before consulting 
with department chairperson/adviser. 

Listing of 1987-88 fall/spring courses 
are located in lobby of Feldman Agricul- 
ture Building, Mandell Science Building, 
Krauskopf Memorial Library, Student 
Center and dormitory bulletin boards. 

Students planning to attend part-time 
during 1987 fall semester (seven to eleven 
semester credits) must obtain required 
form at Registrar's Office (2nd floor, 
Lasker Hall) before preregistering for 
courses. 

Students planning to take one to six 
semester credits, register in Continuing 
Education Office (2nd floor, Allman 
Building) during July, August 1987. 

• This Week on 
Campus 

* byW.L. Unger 
FRIDAY, MARCH 27 

G (H) vs. Swarthmore, 1 p.m. 

* SATURDAY, MARCH 28 

Senior Dinner Dance at Htghpoint , 

7 p.m.-l a.m. 

* Beekeeping Short Course 
LAC (H) vs. Trenton, 2 p.m. 
BHw. Drew, 1 p.m. 
T (A) vs. Susquehanna 

SUNDAY, MARCH 2* 

Equestrian Show, Wilson College, 

8 a.m. 

rUESDAY. MARCH 31 

Clyde Peeling's Reptile Land, 7:c 
p.m. in the APR 

PreregsfratJon begns. 
SB (H) vs. Upsaia, 2:30 p.m 
B (H) vs. RutgenvCamden. 3 p. 
*Y. AJPRfl.1 

s vs. Cleveland, tickets $6 from 
Talker's office. 



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Billboard's 
Top Pop Singles 

WEEK ENDING 3/25/67 

1. "Happy Together," The Turtles 

2. "Dedicated to the One I Lovei" 
Mamas and the Papas 

3. "Penny Lane," Beatles 

4. "There's a Kind of Hush," 
Herman's Hermits 

5. "Baby, I Need Your Lovin\" 
Johnny Rivers 

WEEK ENDING 3/26/77 

l."Rich Girl," Hall and Oates 

2. Love theme from A Star is Born 
("Evergreen"), Barbra Streisand 

3. "Dancing Queen," Abba 

4. "Don't Give Up On Us," David 
Soul 

5. "Don't Leave Me This Way," 
Thelma Houston 

WEEK ENDING 3/21/87 

1. "Lean On Me," Club Nouveau 

2. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," 
Starship 

Musical Notes 

On March 6, 7 and 8, California 
University of Pennsylvania hosted Penn- 
sylvania Intercollegiate Band, with Dr. 
Richard Strange as guest conductor. 
Tom Saffell and Bill Benner represented 
DVC in the clarinet section. A total of 
130 musicians participated. 

The DVC Band and Chorale will pre- 
sent their annual Spring Concert on 
Thursday, April 9 at 7:30 p.m. in the 
Student Center APR. Everyone is invited 
to attend and enjoy the music. Admis- 
sion is free and refreshments will be 
served. 



BUNNY DAY AT THE ZOO 

Children under 12 wearing bunny ears 
can hop into the Zoo free on Sunday, 
April 12 for Bunny Day. Special guests 
Mr. & Mrs. Edward T. Bunny will make 
appearances from 12-4 p.m. and hand 
out blue bunny rings to children who 
stop by to say hello. 

Mr. Edward T. will be available at the 
Impala Fountain Cafe to pose with any- 
one who wants to have a special com- 
puter photo taken with him. But for 
those who'd rather snap their own pic- 
tures, Mrs. Bunny will be at the Gazebo 
by the main entrance to smile and say 
cheese. 

Have lunch at the newly-opened Im- 
pala Fountain Cafe and then plan to 
stroll the grounds to see animals all 
geared up for spring — Sunday, April 12 
at the Philadelphia Zoo. 



3. "Let's Wait Awhile," Janet Jackson 

4. "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight," 
Genesis 

5. "Mandolin Rain," Bruce Hornsby & 
The Range 

6. "Somewhere Out There," Linda 
Ronstadt & James Ingram 

7. "Come Go With Me," Expose 

8. "The Final Countdown," Europe 

9. "Don't Dream It's Over," Crowded 
House 

10. "I Knew You Were Waiting," 
Aretha Franklin & George Michael 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. Licensed to III, Beastie Boys 

2. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

3. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby 

4. Graceland, Paul Simon 

5. Invisible Touch, Genesis 

6. Control, Janet Jackson 

7. Life, Love and Pain, Club 
Nouveau 

8. The Final Countdown, Europe 

9. Night Songs, Cinderella 
10. Back in the Highlife, Steve 

Wynwood 

Movies for the Week 

THE BARN -343-2088 

Platoon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Nightmare on Elm Street III (R) 
7:15-9:15 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 
7:00 - 9:00 

Burglar (R) 
7:30 - 9:30 

ROUTE 309 CINEMA-646-4551 

Nightmare on Elm Street III (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Lethal Weapon (R) 

7:15-9:30 

Mannequin (PG) 

8:00- 10:15 

Witch Board (R) 
8:00- 10:15 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 
7:45 - 10:00 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 

7:45 - 10:00 

Burglar (R) 

8:00- 10:15 

Street Smart (R) 
7:45 - 10:00 

ATTENTION WOMEN'S 
VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS 

If you are still interested in purchasing 
a team picture ($2), please see Connie in 
Cooke 108. 




ST. GEORGE'S UNIVERSITY 
SCHOOL OF MEDICINE 



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GRENADA 
ST. VINCENT 



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Affiliated Hospitals in 

New York Stair 

New Jersey 

United Kingdom 

Approved February 4, 1987 by the New York Stale Education Department for the 

purpose of conducting a clinical clerkship program in Ne* York teaching hospitals. 
St. George's received a similar approval in 1985 from the New Jersey Board of 
Medical Examiners; this establishes St. George's as the only foreign medical school 
with instruction in English that has state-approved campuses in both New York 
and New Jersey. 

Over 700 students have transferred to U.S. medical schools. St. George's has 
graduated over 1,000 physicians: 
They are licensed in 39 states; 

They hold faculty positions in 20 U.S. medical schools -25 r o have been Chief 
Residents in 119 U.S. hospitals (according to a 1986 survey). 
St. George's is entering its second decade of medical education. In the first decade, 
we were cited by The Journal of the American Medical Association (January 1985) 
as ranking number one of all major foreign medical schools in the initial pass rate 
on the ECFMG exam. 

St. George's is one of the few foreign medical schools whose students qualify for 
Guaranteed Student Loans. Our students also qualify for the PLUS/ ALAS loans 
and. under certain conditions, VA loans. St. George's grants a limited number of 
loans and scholarships to entering students. 

For information St. George's University School of Medicine' *^ *■ 

please contact c/o The Foreign Medical School Services Corporation 

the Office of One East Main Street • Bay Shore, New York 1 1706 

Admissions (516) 665-8500 



Conrad/Los Angeles Times 



Inquirer 3/22/87 




PM0O OP AH EXPLODING- &OPMEMOMA, 



College Students' Chance to Protest Arms Race 



On April 2, college students from 
across the country will take action to help 
stop the nuclear arms race. The students 
will participate in the fourth annual Uni- 
versity Lobby to End the Arms Race 
sponsored by United Campuses to Pre- 
vent Nuclear War (UCAM). The lobby 
day is a chance for students and faculty 
nationwide to urge Congress to pass leg- 
islation calling for a Comprehensive Test 
Ban treaty (CTB). 

The Mutual Nuclear Warhead Testing 
Moratorium bill (H.R. 12), now in the 
House of Representatives, was intro- 
duced by Reps. Patricia Schroeder 
(D-CO) and Richard Gephardt (D-MO). 
With a vote likely in early April, the April 
2 Lobby Day can make a real difference. 

UCAM, the only organization devoted 
to building a campus movement to end 
the arms race, holds the annual event to 
teach students effective citizen skills for a 
lifetime of use. 

Lobby Day is more than an opportuni- 
ty to lobby for an end to the arms race. 
The event includes briefings with na- 
tional arms control lobbyists, a march to 



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the Capitol followed by a rally on the 
Capitol East Side to ban nuclear tests, 
and appointments with participants' 
Congresspersom. 

The students who travel to Washing- 
ton for Lobby Day do make an impres- 
sion on their Congresspersons. Repre- 
sentative Claudine Schneider (R-RI), a 
past Lobby Day speaker, says, "College 
students are one of the greatest un- 
tapped resources of the peace move- 
ment. It's their futures we're talking about 
— so it's heartening to see them show 
their concern by participating in a project 
such as this." 

This year, for the first time, UCAM is 
offering a Leadership Development Pro- 
gram on the day following Lobby Day. 

The cost of participating in the events 
is $10. Housing will be arranged by the 
national office for a nominal fee. The 
registration fee includes a one-year 
membership to UCAM and a subscrip- 
tion to the monthly Network News. 

For further information, contact 
UCAM at 202/543-1505, 220 1 St., NE, 
Room 130, Washington, DC. 20002. 



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STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 




THE GREEN SCENE 
ATDVC 



by Jerry Fritz 

Landscape-Nursery Club 

The Landscape-Nursery Club will hold 
a meeting on March 30. All members are 
asked to attend this meeting. Topics to 
be discussed: A- Day, spring banquet, 
spring garden trips. The meeting is at 6 
p.m. in the Student Center. If you want 
t-shirts or polo shirts bring the money 
now — this will be the final time to order. 

Campus News 

Recently over Spring Break, the 
Grounds Maintenance Crew installed 
metal columns (filled with cement) to 
STOP the vehicle traffic between various 
dorms. The Grounds Department has 
taken many approaches to this problem 
and they know this will put an end to un- 
wanted traffic between the dorms. 

The college's Rock Garden situated 
near the main greenhouses are being 
worked on. If anyone can help out please 
contact Jerry Fritz with the hours avail- 
able to work. Thank you. 

The OH. complex's main walkway 
near the Dwarf Conifer Garden needs 
three things: 

1 . A connecting walkway to the Hillman 
Garden. 

2. A well needed trash bin. 

3. A light. 

We are checking into these various 
projects. 

A special lecture, "Espaliers and Topi- 
ary — Specialized Pruning," by Chris 
Woods, English horticulturist and head 
horticulturist at the Chanticleer Estate, 
will be held Monday, March 30, 8 p.m. 
in Mandell Hall Auditorium. Admission 
is free. 



Garden Day Trips 

The Scott Horticultural Foundation is 
located in Swarthmore, Pa. on Rt. 320 
(Chester Rd.) The admission is free. 

This garden is part of the Swarthmore 
College campus. The Arboretum collec- 
tion has over 5,000 kinds of plants all of 
which are labeled. The best months to 
visit are April and May with more than 
600 kinds of daffodils, 300 varieties of 
azaleas, magnolias, flowering cherries, 
lilacs and tree peonies all in bloom at that 
time. Other areas of interest are the 
wister garden, notable for its woodland 
and rock gardens and the Harry Wood 
Memorial Garden, a contemporary court- 
yard landscaping showpiece. Over 200 
varieties of hollies and 25 species of con- 
ifers are in the James R. Froner Collec- 
tion. This garden is well worth visiting 
especially in mid to late April. 



Landscape Design/ 
Landscape Architecture 

What is the difference between a land- 
scape designer and a landscape architect? 
These two horticultural titles are totally 
different in many aspects. 

The landscape designer uses art and 
nature together through evaluation and 
site planning. Designers work on small 
scales, such as residential homes and 
small landscape projects. Designers are 
often more educated on plant material 
and how they create the total landscape. 

The landscape architect designs for 
large landscaping projects such as indus- 
trial parks, shopping malls and city parks. 
The focus is more on urban planning 
rather than residential planning. Archi- 
tects also supervise grading, construction 
and planting throughout the project. 
Most states now require landscape archi- 
tects to be certified in order to practice 
their trade. This certification is granted 
with two years of graduate studies in 
Landscape Architecture. 

Some colleges and universities that 
have graduate programs in landscape ar- 
chitecture are: Rutgers College, Penn 
State, Harvard, Cornell, University of 
Massachusetts at Amherst and Conway 
School of Landscape Design. 




FACULTY DEVELOPMENT LECTURE IV 




Prunus 'Okame' Tree 
Blooming Now 

by Robert Hays 

Prunus 'Okame,' the okame cherry, 
was selected as the members' dividend 
plant distributed at the Spring Garden 
Festival, May 19, 1985. It was introduced 
into the United States from England by 
the late Dr. Henry Skinner, director of 
the U.S. National Arboretum, during the 
mid 1930's. He collected it in the garden 
of Collingwood Ingram, the noted English 
cherry collector, hybridizer and author of 
the book Ornamental Cherries. 

A hybrid between P. incisa and P. 
campanulata, the okame cherry has car- 
mine-pink flowers which appear anytime 
between the last week of March and the 
first two weeks of April in the Philadel- 
phia area. The flowers are effective for 
approximately seven days. What makes 
this cherry so outstanding is the fact that 
the flowers are preceeded by maroon 
buds and followed by the persistent red 
calyces, extending the effective "flower- 
ing" season to three weeks (as opposed 
to the one-five days of most cherries) . In 
addition to its flowers, the okame cherry 
provides other seasonal interest with its 
yellow-orange fall color and striking 
winter bark. 

The okame cherry is tolerant of a range 
of soil types, but as with most cherries, is 
best planted on a moist, well drained 
soil. Best flowering will occur in full sun, 
although it will tolerate partial shade. The 
newly planted cherry should be watered 
well once weekly during dry spells for at 
least the first growing season. 'Okame' is 
a fast growing cherry and will reach 25 ' . 

As an alternate selection to Prunus 
'Okame,' there is Skimmia reeuesiana. 
Reeves skimmia is a low growing ever- 
green shrub that will reach one-and-a-half 
to two feet in height with a two to three 
foot spread. The fragrant white flowers 
are borne on two to three inch panicles in 
late March and are followed by crimson 
fruits which persist throughout winter. 
Unlike the Japanese skimmia, S. japon- 
ica, Reeves skimmia is bisexual and fruits 
will be produced even on a lone plant. 
Skimmia grows best in moist, well drained 
soil in partial to full shade. 

Happy Gardening! 



EVEN MORE FROM THE 
PHILADELPHIA ZOO . . . 

Four Philadelphia celebrities — Clark 
DeLeon, Thatcher Longstreth, Terry 
Ruggles and Chuck Stone — will be at 
the Zoo on Sunday, March 29 to partici- 
pate in the Zoo's contribution to the city's 
week-long observation of Poetry Week. 
The four will convene on the lawn out- 
side the Carnivore House at 1 p.m. to 
read selected works from the collection 
of poet Marianne Moore. Zoo President 
Bill Donaldson will host the festivities, ac- 
companied by some of the Zoo's smaller 
residents — macaws, cockatoos, chin- 
chilla, skunks, armadillo, snakes and 
owls, all of whom are ardent poetry 
lovers. 

Marianne Moore's works are currently 
featured in an exhibition, "Vision Into 
Verse" at the Rosenbach Museum and 
Library now through April 12. Moore 
was fascinated by zoos and animals, and 
much of her work reflects these subjects. 
Inquirer columnist and KYW-TV person- 
ality Clark DeLeon, City Councilman 
Thatcher Longstreth. WCAU-TV per- 
sonality Terry Ruggles and Daily News 
Senior Editor Chuck Stone will be read- 
ing some of Moore's animal-related 
poems: To A Giraffe, Elephants, The 
Wood weasel. To A Prize Bird, The Lion 
in Love. To A Chameleon and The Bear 
and the Garden Low 

Poetry buffs throughout the area 
should keep Sunday. March 29 in mind 
to see poetic justict done here at the 
Philadelphia Zoo 

Photography Club News 

Thanks to all who came out to this first 
meeting. We have big plans for the rest 
of this semester. Everyone is invited to 
the next meeting on Monday, March 30 
in the Media Center. We're going to 
issue film so bring your dues. 

STUDENT GOVT. 
NEWS 

ELECTIONS COMING UP 
APRIL 15, 1987 

(Petitions due April 13. 
See Dean of Students.) 

CLASS OFFICER ELECTIONS 
APRIL 22, 1987 ' 

(Petitions due April 20. 
See Dean of Students.) 



CULTURAL HAPPENINGS AT DVC 



Walter Conti and the Faculty Development Committee, after Mr Conti spoke on "Technology: Tool for the 
Small Business. " Wednesday. March 4. Photo/Ram Pages 




Dr Richard Ziemer. soloist and Liberal Arts professor, at the Band and Chorale Classical Concert on Wednes- 
day. March 18 Photo/Ram Pages 



DVC PROFESSOR DELIVERS PAPER 
AT NATIONAL CONVENTION 



ATTENTION FISHERMEN and FISHERWOMEN 



Gene Lewis, Chairman of the DVC 
Computer Information Systems Manage- 
ment System, recently delivered a paper 
dealing with computer literacy at a na- 
tional convention. 

Entitled "Computer Literacy: An Al- 
ternative Approach," Lewis' presentation 
explained how a shift from programming- 
based instruction to applications-based 
instruction has resulted in a significant in- 
crease in computer use among students 
at the college. 

Lewis presented his findings at the 
"New Technology and Higher Education. 
Acquisition, Integration and Utilization" 
conference sponsored by the Kansas 
State University as part of its National 
Issues in Higher Education series. The 
conference was held in Orlando, Florida. 

When a computer literacy require- 
ment was implemented at DVC four 
years ago, the initial course outline in- 
cluded a heavy orientation toward pro- 
gramming using the BASIC language on 
a minicomputer. 

"After a year of using this approach, 
several results were observed," said 
Lewis. "First of all, students taking the 
course rarely returned to the computer 
center to use the equipment for other 
course work once the literary require- 
ment was completed. 

"An informal survey of students re- 
vealed a general lack of interest in mak- 
ing use of computer technology if it re- 
quired programming," said Lewis. 

"Instead of turning students on to the 
power of the computer, we had turned 
them off even further," explained the 
professor. "Our first attempt at literacy 
had not had the positive results we had 
originally targeted." 

In an effort to overcome those nega- 
tive feelings toward using the computer, 
Lewis developed a new teaching format 
which concentrated on illustrating several 
contemporary business applications 
using the computer in hands-on situa- 



tions and eliminating the programming 
emphasis. 

The new approach begins with a fun- 
damental definition of the difference be- 
tween hardware and software. Consider- 
able time is spent early in the course 
examining the various hardware com- 
ponents which make up the modern 
computer system. 

Once the main differences are estab- 
lished, contemporary business applica- 
tions are studied. The applications are 
broken down into database manage- 
ment, word processing and spreadsheet, 
with data communications as the ingredi- 
ent linking it all together. 

"We ran one section of students 
through the course," said Lewis. "We 
liked the results. We were able to con- 
vince the administration to institute the 
program across the board." 

Along with the new approach to teach- 
ing computer literacy, Lewis also insti- 
tuted a policy of student critiques to 
monitor reaction to the program. "The 
results of those critiques have shown 
overwhelming support for the concept by 
between 700 and 900 students who 
have gone through the program," he 
said. 

Another proof of the program's suc- 
cess has been a marked increase in the 
number of students using the college's 
computer center for other class work 
related to their major field of study. 

"When we began this approach there 
were virtually no textbooks and no soft- 
ware available to support us," said 
Lewis. "Now the market is flooded with 
both. It shows that we have the right idea 
and approach to this subject." 

Lewis said he was pleased with the 
response he received at the conference. 

"The comments of the educators were 
very positive," said Lewis. "They felt this 
is a unique and innovative approach to 
computer literacy especially coming from 
a college with such a long agricultural 
history." 




Tom Saffel and Banjo Band performing at Caesar's Pub on Thursday, March 19 Photo/ Ram Pages 



Senior Division Task Force 

DVC's Senior Division Task Force is 
searching for new members to assist in a 
project for the college's Continuing Edu- 
cation Senior Division. It has scheduled 
regular meetings for Fridays, 10 a.m. in 
the Student Center, to determine how 
new courses can be developed and 
offered. 

Members of the Task Force should be 
interested in global concerns or in the 
history, literature, culture or politics of 
the nations of the world and how these 
have an impact on our lives. Each Task 
Force participant should also be willing to 
do substantial work as a serious student 
in research, discussion and presentation 
to the group. 

The Task Force is currently developing 
a curriculum to study various aspects of 
one major country, Mexico. The group 
hopes to use this research methodology 
to enable presentation of an on-going 
series of seminars on major nations. 



Looks for New Members 

The goal of the series, which has been 
tagged the "Philosophy Import/ Export 
Company," is to expand international 
understanding. 

The Senior Division operates as a peer 
education "in retirement" adjunct of 
DVC's Continuing Education Division. 
Doylestown resident Edward P. Ander- 
son brought the concept to DVC last fall 
from Harvard University, where he was 
involved in their highly successful pro- 
gram. Peer education involves the course 
facilitator as well as all participants in the 
research/learning experience. 

Currently in its second semester, three 
courses now meet for two hours each 
week: "Personal Computers," "Econom- 
ic Theory for Every Day" and "Thought 
Processes That Shaped the United States 
Constitution." 

To become a member of the Task 
Force for "PIE. ," or for further informa- 
tion, contact the Director of Continuing 
Education, Senior Division, DVC, 215/ 
345-1500. 



With the fishing season just around the 
corner, many of DVC's piscatorial preda- 
tors are starting to show signs of life. This 
year, it seems that there are more of 
them on campus than ever before. A 
group of these individuals recently met 
with Mr. Johnson of the Biology Depart- 
ment with the intent of forming a campus 
club devoted to this hallowed pastime. If 
you are interested in joining, please let 
Mr. Johnson know the next time you see 
him on campus. If the interest is as wide- 
spread as it seems, a formal meeting will 
be scheduled and we'll be off and fishing. 
Plans for the club presently include: 

• local fishing trips (shad and trout sea- 
sons are almost upon us) , 

• possible affiliation with a national orga- 
nization such as Trout Unlimited, 
BASS, etc., 

Northeastern Competition 
Yietds DVC First Piace 

The Northeastern Student Affiliate 
Clubs of the National Animal and Dairy 
Science Organizations held their annual 
fellowship/competition weekend on 
February 13-15 at the University of Con- 
necticut. At this gathering a series of 
competitions take place between partici- 
pating colleges and universities. 

The DVC Block & Bridle Club and 
Dairy Society won first place in overall 
competition. Never before has the col- 
lege achieved this recognition. All partici- 
pants are to be congratulated for their ef- 
forts and contributions to this achieve- 
ment. In a stiff competition, Joanna 
Toenniessen received first place in the 
paper presentation giving an admirable 
speech on the effects of crude protein on 
bovine reproductive efficiency. The judg- 
ing team, consisting of Allison Bakos, 
Rick Lawrence, Mike Moms, Kevin Milz 
and Beth Meny, won second place in a 
competition including the evaluation of 
dairy and beef cattle, hogs, sheep and 
Morgan horses. A second judging team 
and two quiz bowl teams also contributed 
to the college's first place honor in this 
competition of the northeast region. 
These participants were: Debbie Oester- 
ling, Leslie Mueller, Julie Squier, Lisa 
Roerig, Larry High, Shari Reichenbach, 
Mark Hons, George Brandin, Brian Flei- 
sher, Ron Dingle, Bob Briedis and Steve 
Meyers. 

In election of officers Kevin Milz was 
voted the 1987-88 officer-at-large. Ac- 
companying the group for the weekend 
was Mr. Jerry Myers. The affiliate dele 
gation elected Mr. Myers as their Jr. Ad- 
visor for the coming year. 

The group was especially proud of 
these honors, as Dr. Tibor Pelle (former 
Professor and Department Chairman at 
DVC) was instrumental in inspiring the 
concept of the Northeast Student Affiliate. 

Along with their excellent achieve- 
ments and recognition, the group also 
displayed tremendous enthusiasm, spirit 
and integrity. These students should be 
commended for this quality representa- 
tion of DVC. 

LIBRARY BOOK SALE 

WHEN: Thursday, April 9, 1987 
WHERE: Joseph Krauskopf Memorial 
Library 
TIME: 8:00 A.M. to 10:00 P.M. 

Hardbacks . . 25C Paperbacks . 10C 

All-You-Can-Carry-for-$1.00 
Sale starts at 3 P.M. 

FOR THE BEST BUYS . . . 
COME EARLY!!! 

SPORTS WRAP-UP 

will return next week. 

John Litzke will have 

all sporting events 

back in full force 

in Ram Pages April 3 edition. 



• improvement of fishing conditions in 
Lake Archer, 

• swapping locations of secret fishing 
holes and telling tales of past successes, 

• attending some of the local free fishing 
seminars, 

• renting some of the many fishing vid- 
eos presently available (of course, after 
we rent them we will watch them) . 

These are just some of the ideas that 
have already been suggested. There are 
undoubtedly many more. So if you are 
interested, let Mr. Johnson know some- 
time next week and then check Ram 
Pages for the exact time and place of the 
first meeting. Hope to see you there and 
in the meantime, GOOD FISHING!! 

ANSWERS TO 
CURRENT EVENTS QUIZ 

1. President Reagan, speaking on the 
Iran-Contra scandal, was referring to 
Secretary of State George P. Shultz 
and Secretary of Defense Caspar W. 
Weinberger. 

2. The drug is AZT, called the first treat- 
ment but NOT cure for the AIDS 
syndrome. 

3. Because of a local law banning enter- 
tainers who have performed in South 
Africa. 

4. Former White House aide Michael 
Deaver of California was indicted for 
perjury. 

5. Meese is pressing for the right to re- 
quire urine tests of teachers to deter- 
mine drug use. 

6. A smaller version of the original plan 
calls for 32 senators and 105 repre- 
sentatives to Philadelphia for a mod- 
ern "Constitutional Convention" 
demonstration. 

7. The special House and Senate com- 
mittees investigating the scandal will 
now conduct joint hearings beginning 
May 5. 

8. Massachusetts Governor Michael S. 
Dukakis and the Rev. Jesse Jackson. 

9. b) 2.5 percent GNP is the lowest since 
1982. 

MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

College is part of the American dream. 
But what about the nightmare: how 
to pay for it! This column offers some 
answers. 

Q. "I am a black female with a child, 
who needs financial help to get through 
college. I am entering freshman year but 
have not yet decided on my career 
choice." (K.H., Louisville, KY) 

A. Your school counselor will help 
you apply for government grants and 
loans which you are eligible for. Colleges 
also have specific grants for students 
enrolled in that school. 

A third source of financial help for you 
is the private sector. There are awards 
tagged specifically for blacks. Others are 
specifically for women. Many others ap- 
ply to all fields of study, which also apply 
to you since you didn't yet choose a ma- 
jor. There are other factors in your back- 
ground which make you eligible for many 
other financial awards. 

Here is a specific source you are eligi- 
ble for: Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, 
1707 New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., 
Washington, DC. 20009. Apply for 
Undergraduate Award . Open to all areas 
of study. 

How to find out all you are eligible for 
from private sources? This is an enor- 
mous chore which can be shortcut by a 
computer service. For six years National 
Scholarship Research Service has com- 
piled the largest database of private 
source listings in the world, topping $8 
billion. These listings cover UNDER- 
GRADUATE. GRADUATE and OVER- 
SEAS study. 






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Friday. April 3. 1987 




Highlights 
6 pages of information: 

On the Town 2 

April Calendar 3 

Wilson Leaves, Wolfgang 
Assumes Athletic Director 
Post 4 



NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 




Is DVC Losing Good Employees? 



DVC President Joshua Feldstein. left, meeting with Pennsylvania State Senator Jim Greenwood in the 
Senator's Doylestown office Dr Feldstein was thanking Greenwood for his help in securing a $75,000 grant to 
he used for the purchase of scientific equipment for DVC Photo/ Ram Pages 



IT WAS STUDENTS 
AGAINST TEACHERS . . . 

by Karen Doyle and Ann Whitesell 

Who says there's nothing to do at 
DVC? On March 24. faculty members 
and students of the college competed 
head to head in the Faculty vs. Students 
Volleyball Game. Needless to say. the 
students won the tournament The teach- 
ers put up a good fight. 

The results— Game One: Students 
15, Faculty 2: Game Two: Faculty 15. 
Students 3: Game Three: Students 15. 
Faculty 7: Game Four: Students 15. 
Faculty 14. 

After the tournament, students and 
teachers alike indulged in liquid refresh- 
ments and pizza. Students noted that 
socializing with the professors was a great 
way to get to know them as people. 

By the way, there was one injury re- 
ported, but other than that, everyone 
had a great time. Karen Doyle, organizer 
of this event, said. "Let's do it again!" 




Dr James Sidie. Associate Professor of Biology at 
Ursinus College, begins talk on "The Biology of the 
Honeybee." at the joint meeting of Beekeepers 
held Thursday. March 26 in Mandell 114 
Photo /Ram Pages 



QUIZ YOURSELF ON 
CURRENT EVENTS . . . 

1 . Who said the following and what were 
the circumstances: "I haven't seen 
him in years, and I don't care what 
they do to him. They can go hang 
him if they want. I'll go and pull the 
rope." 

2. Philadelphia's Constitution Bicenten- 
nial celebration suffered another blow 
when this corporation dropped its in- 
tention to contribute about $2 million. 
Name the company. 

3. Who recently spoke these words: 
Arms sales to Iran "sort of settled 
down to just trading arms for hostages 
. . . And that's a little like paying ran- 
som to a kidnapper. If you do it. then 
the kidnapper's just encouraged to go 
kidnap someone else." 

4. The U.S. Supreme Court issued what 
major affirmative-action ruling? 

5. A NASA mission ended with the ex- 
plosion of an Atlas-Centaur rocket 
carrying a military communications 
satellite. Why did critics immediately 
criticize NASA? 



Dear Editor, 

My reason for terminating my employ- 
ment at DVC is because I found a better 
paying job that is closer to home. I really 
regret leaving. I have only been here 
about eight months, but felt I found a 
home with my co-workers in the House- 
keeping Department and with my girls in 
the dorm. 

The Housekeeping Department works 
very hard for the little reward they get. 
Some may ask, "Why are you doing that 
kind of work?" but I felt proud because of 
working with such a group and having 
two floors of girls that I cared about and 
wanted to do my best for. I feel I have 
given my best to both groups and, in 
return, they have given to me. 



All we hear about is the vandalism that 
goes on around here, and there is plenty 
of that. It's time someone hears about 
the good kids. 

It's just too bad that people like myself 
find a job they like and have to quit be- 
cause they know there is no future here 
as far as getting much of a raise. I have 
been here almost eight months, and all I 
hear is "no raise." or very little in July. 
You can't get, or hold onto, good people 
that way. You get a person like myself 
who wants to stay here, but is forced to 
leave because of no raises or a token 



raise. 



Sincerely. 
Jane Strope 
Housekeeping Dept. 



FACULTY DEVELOPMENT HIGHLIGHTS 



GUEST LECTURES 

Drs. Miller and Palumbo have invited 
a series of guest speakers for their com- 
bined Determinative Microbiology and 
Food Microbiology classes. Interested 
members of the faculty and student body 
are welcome to attend. 

Tuesday. April 7, 6th period. Ms. Mary 
Getz. Bactomatic, Inc.. "Impedance 
Methods in Microbiology" 

Tuesday. April 21. 6th period. Dr. 
Michael Haas, A.R.S.-E.R.R.C, 
"USD. A. Biotechnology in the 
Food and Pharmaceutical Industry" 



Tuesday. April 28, 6th period. Dr. 
James Smith, E.R.R.C, U.S.D.A., 
"Enzyme-Linked Immunosorbent 
Assay Methods for Detecting 
Microorganisms or Their Toxins" 

SHORT COURSE ON CAMPUS 

The Food Industry and Business Ad- 
ministration Departments are running a 
training course for food plant sanitation 
managers in cooperation with Henkel 
Corp., Chemical Services Division. 
Forty-four people have registered for the 
course, which is to run April 6-8 in the 
Student Center. 



6. The man whose best-remembered 
statement was that he was in charge 
("I'm in charge here . . ."), declared 
his candidacy for an office which 
would definitely put him in charge! 
Explain. 

7. The largest new offering of stock in 
U.S. history was greeted enthusiasti- 
cally on Wall St. Who's the company? 

Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer. March 29, 1987 




This Week on 
Campus 

W.L Unger 

FRIDAY, APRIL 3 

Student Government hosts Banquc 
if the Cock 'n Bull 

G (A) vs, Wesley, 1 p.m. 

SATURDAY. APRIL 4 

"* Beekeeping Short Course continues 

Listen to Bucks County Symphony. 7 
p.m. in the APR 

* SUNDAY. APRIL 5 

Come to Founders' Day at DVC! See 
classmates get honors at 3:30 p.m. in 
"to 

MONDAY. APRIL 6 

AHens come to the APR at 9 p.m. 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 

No classes due to Find Preregistration 
*f unti!4p.m ^ 

Caesar's Pub, scheduled to celebrate 
preregistration? 9 p.m. 

* Lecture: "Technology in U.S. ^ 
Agriculture." 7 p.m. in the APR 

THURSDAY, APRIL 9 

* Band and Chorale Concert Celebrates * 
Spring! 7.30 p m In the APR 

BOOK SALE! Krauskopi Library. 8 
if a.m. -10 p.m. it 



• 



Dr Bob Berthold. DVC Entomologist/ Apiarist/Teacher, accepts gift from the Beekeepers Association at the 
joint meeting of the Bucks and Montgomery County Beekeepers Is that a new beehive? Photo/ Ram Pages 




ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 

by Kevin Dickmyer 

BEASTIE BOYS BRING 
UNIQUE BRAND OF MUSIC 

The Beastie Boys will bring their spe- 
cial combination of rap and rock music to 
The Spectrum Theatre for one power- 
packed concert on Tuesday, April 7 at 
7:30 p.m. 

Tickets at $14.50 and $15.50 for re- 
served seats, $15.50 for general admis- 
sion on the day of the show, are on sale 
at The Spectrum box office and all 
Ticketron locations, including Showcase 
stores in the Delaware Valley. Tickets 
can also be charged by phone by calling 
Teletron at 1-800-233-4050. 

The talented trio is currently riding 
on the music scene with their debut 
album, "Licensed To III," which remains 
No. 1 on the charts, and their hit single 
"Fight For Your Right," which is still in 
the Top 20 on the singles charts. 

Band members King Ad-Rock (Adam 
Horvitz) , MCA (Adam Yauch) and Mike 
D (Michael Diamond) , have produced a 
rap sound that draws a diversified audi- 
ence of both rhythm and blues, and rock 
fans. 

"The Beasties music combines a rock- 
ers love of band guitars with a rappers 
love of rhymes and the love of both for 

Movies for the Week 

THE BARN -343-2088 

Platoon (R) 

7:30-9:55 

Nightmare on Elm Street 111 (R) 

7:45 - 9:55 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 
7:15-9:30 

Burglar (R) 
7:15-9:30 




ROUTE 309 CINEMA-646-4551 

Nightmare on Elm Street III (R) 
7:00-9:15 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Mannequin (PG) 

8:00 - 10:15 
Witch Board (R) 

8:00- 10:15- 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 
7:00-9:15 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 
7:30 - 9:45 

Burglar (R) 
8:00- 10:15 
Tin Men (R) 
7:30 - 10:00 

Hannah & Her Sisters (R) 
7:30 - 9:45 



The Beastie Boys. Picture courtesy Tim Ragan 

hard funky beats," says a record com- 
pany executive. 

Since the group's inception in 1981, 
the Beastie Boys have opened for both 
Madonna and Run D.M.C. They made 
their acting debut in the 1985 rap movie 
Krush Groove, and will appear in the up- 
coming movie. Tougher Than Leather. 

SPECIAL EVENTS 
AT PULSATIONS 

Baltimore Pike, U.S. 1 
Glen Mills, PA 19342 

SUGAR RAY LEONARD vs. MAR- 
VELOUS MARVIN HAGLER live via 
satellite on Monday, April 6. Doors open 
8 p.m. Boxing begins at 9 p.m. Tickets 
are $35 and are available at Pulsations' 
box office. Must be 21 or older with proof 
of age. For more information call 215/ 
459-4140. 

CYRE sings her smash hit "Last 
Chance" during 98 WCAU-FM'S "FRI- 
DAY NIGHT LIVE.' April 24 Doors 
open 9:30 p.m. Live broadcast from 10 
p.m. until 2 a.m. $5 cover charge, free 
admission for the first 298 people. For 
more information call 215/ 459-4140. 




Personal 



PHILADELPHIA ZOO 
CALENDAR OF EVENTS 



To Student Government, Attention 
Anthony: "Ask not what the American 
flag can do for your classroom, but ask 
what your classroom can do for the 
American flag." — Your editing crew 

STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Entertainment Editor Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news in the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



April 12 


Bunny Day at the Zoo 




Camel Rides 


May 2-3 


30th Anniversary of 




Children's Zoo Party. 




Grand Opening of 




Pelican Exhibit. 


June 6-7 


World of Primates First 




Anniversary Party 


June 11 


Zoobilee 


June 17 


Razzle Dazzle/Zoofari 




Children's Party 


June 27-28 


Great American Teddy 




Bear Rally VI 


Aug. 22-23 


Dog Days of August at 




the Zoo 


Oct. 10 


ADOPT (Animals 




Depend on People 




Too) Day 


Oct. 31-Nov 1 


Halloween Harvest 




Festival 


Nov 1 


Run Wild at the Zoo 


Nov. 27-29 


Holiday Festival 


Dec. 13 


Chanukah Festival 



THE GREEN SCENE 
ATDVC 

by Jerry L. Fritz 

Landscaping = An Investment 
A tree in your yard may be like money 
in the bank. That's a conclusion to be 
drawn from a number of studies con- 
ducted by real estate groups, the nursery 
industries and the U.S. Forest Service. 
These studies found that a well-land- 
scaped home will sell for as much as 20 
percent more than a similar house with- 
out trees, shrubs, plants and a healthy 
lawn. Also, the house will sell more easily 
and faster. In about 200 examples, it was 
found that a home with an abundance of 
trees had a much greater sales appeal 
than others. It is good to know, says the 
American Association of Nurserymen, 
that landscape plantings increase in their 
value as they grow through the years, 
and increase the value of the property 
where they are. It's hard to name many 
home purchases that don't depreciate in- 
stead . . . and add so much to the beauty 
of your home surroundings. 

Campus News 

Mr. Rick Ray and his work-study stu- 
dents hiked to New Jersey to dig and 
bring back two shrubs for our campus. 

The two shrubs are Juniperus rigida 
and Torreva californica. These two 
plants are now in the college's nursery 
waiting to be planted. Thanks goes to 
Mr. Ray for locating and getting these 
plants. 

What's Blooming? 

Some trees and shrubs blooming on 
campus are: 

1. Dwarf forsythia near Lasker Hall. 

2. Cornus mas near Lasker Hall and the 
Student Center. 



3. Okame cherry in the Hillman Garden. 

4. Daffodils in the Woodland Garden, 
behing Ag. Bldg., Student Center 

5. Japanese andromeda mainly near the 
Library. 

6. Magnolias at the field hockey field. 

A Special Garden 

One of my favorite gardens is right 
here on our campus. The Woodland 
Garden which is located between the 
Horticulture Building and the Ornamen- 
tal Horticulture Complex. This garden 
now has many spring bulbs in bloom, i.e. 
snowbells, daffodils, crows, spring 
beauties and grape hyacinths. 

The garden reaches its blooming peak 
at the end of April to early May. Many 
azaleas and rhododendrons and wood- 
land perennials make this garden very 
visually pleasing. 

Some trees that exist in our woodland 
garden are tall beech trees, black and 
white oak (covered with English ivy), a 
national champion sassafras tree, which 
is over 200 years old. This garden, to 
me. is a neglected garden on campus. 
So try to see what you're missing. It's a 
great spot to study. 

Club News 

The Landscape-Nursery Club will hold 
a Campus Clean Up on April 8 (preregis- 
tration day) . We will meet behind Elson 
in the parking lot. Everyone welcome. 
Let's get our campus looking great! Hope 
to see you there! 

The Landscape- Nursery Club will 
have a spring garden trip to Winterthur 
Gardens in Winterthur. Delaware. This 
trip will take place on May 5 (reading 
day). The cost of the trip is not yet set. 
More information will follow on this mat- 
ter soon! 

Pi Alpha Xi will have a joint club ban- 
quet with the Horticulture Club later in 
the month. 

Off-Campus Happenings 

This Saturday, April 4 the college will 
be heading to the annual Middle Atlantic 
Field Day held at Temple (Ambler cam- 
pus). If interested in competing, please 
contact Dr. Martin. Spectators and fans 
to help cheer on the college are also 
welcome. 



Financial Aid Information 



MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

Q. "I want to attend college but I can't 
afford it. I am a 31 -year-old woman with 
two children in grade school. My hus- 
band works at a steady job. However, 
we have so many liabilities and expenses 
that we can't afford my college costs 
without help." (E.S., Kentucky) 

A. Here is a private source award you 
are eligible for based on your field of 
study: ARTHUR ASHLEY WILLIAMS 
FOUNDATION (scholarships), P.O. Box 
665, Framingham, MA 01701. Awards: 
$1,500 deadline: February 1; May 1; 
August 1; November 1. All areas of 
study. Awarded to students based on 
need and prior accomplishments. Must 
be U.S. citizen. For full time undergradu- 
ate study only. Contact Frederick Cole, 
Chairman, address above. 

You can tap the world's largest com- 
puterized database of private award 
sources: over 200,000 listings covering 
UNDERGRADUATE, GRADUATE and 
OVERSEAS study. For free details, 
write: Financial Aid Finders, 77 Gristmill 
Road, Randolph, NJ 07869. Or call 
TOLL-FREE 800-992-0424 (from NJ: 
201-361-2567). 




$12,000 AVAILABLE 
IN GRANTS 

Students considering careers in the 
harness horse industry may be eligible for 
grants totaling $12,000 from the Har- 
ness Horse Youth Foundation. 

Grants will be awarded on the basis of 
desire for a career in the standardbred in- 
dustry, need and academic excellence. 
Serious consideration will be given to ap- 
plicants already enrolled in a post-high 
school course related to equine studies. 

These grants to be awarded for the 
87-88 school year have been made pos- 
sible by contributions to memorial funds 
established in the memory of Francis 
McKinzie and the Critchfield-Oviatt fami- 
lies and also by funds raised through the 
Foundation's annual Stallion Service 
Auction. 

Designed to assist young people seek- 
ing careers in harness racing, this scholar- 
ship program represents just one of the 
Foundation's activities. In addition to the 
scholarship grants, the Foundation also 
sponsors a camp program, assists 4-H 
harness clubs and offers internships. 

Applications for scholarships may be 
obtained from the Harness Horse Youth 
Foundation, 6320 Busch Boulevard. 
Columbus, OH 43229. Telephone 614/ 
846-1776. Deadline for filing applica- 
tions has been set for July 1, 1987. Win- 
ners will be announced on August 1, 
1987. 




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AL WILSON EXITS; 
WOLFGANG ASSUMES A.D. POST 



by John Litzke 



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COMING 




SPORTS' BRIEFS *87 

by John Litzke 

• Pitcher Joe Cowley becomes newest 
member of the Phillies following trade 
that sent leftfielder Gary Redus to the 
ChiSox. 

• LaSalle , looking for its first NIT Crown 
since the days of Tom Gola, fall to 
Southern Mississippi in the final 84-80. 

• Hagler vs. Leonard. April 6. 1987. 
Should be a war. 

• Flyers clinch Playoff berth, and should 
clinch Patrick Division title which would 
mean home ice throughout the Playoffs. 
Flyers hurting, physically. 

• University of Tennessee captures 
women's NCAA Basketball Champion- 
ship with a 87-44 victory over Louisiana 
Tech. 

• Steve Carlton, trying to make a come- 
back with the Phils, is cut. Later Steve. 

• 1986 Cy Young Award Winner Roger 
Clemens rejects final offer from Boston 
as Red Sox plan to open season with- 
out him. 

• NY Giants raise ticket prices by $3 
from $18 to $21. The price of fame. 

• Sixer guard Maurice Cheeks out two 
weeks at least following finger injury. 
Doc returns to bid Boston farewell and 
scores 28 in Boston's 18-point win 
which puts Sixers 13 games back. For- 
ward Cliff Robinson out as well. 

• Golden State forward Chris Washburn 
returns to team after spending six 
weeks in drug rehab, clinic. 

• Indiana Pacers looking real tough as 
Playoff time nears. 

• Los Angeles Raiders seriously looking 
at old friend Ron Jaworski. 

• Michael Spinks-Gerry Cooney fight set 
for June in Atlantic City. 

• Indiana and Bobby Knight squeeze by 
Syracuse and Jim Boeheim 74-73 to 
take the NCAA National Basketball 
Championship. 



After 11 years as the DVC Football 
Coach and Athletic Director, Al Wilson 
has resigned, effective April 15, 1987. 

In 1986, Wilson accepted the head 
position of FAD, Footballers Against 
Drugs, which was formed to help fight 
drug abuse in football as well as in all 
sports, and to teach the grade school, 
junior high and senior high athletes the 
evils of drugs and their abuse. 

With his resignation being accepted by 
President Joshua Feldstein. Wilson will 
now take the position of Executive Direc- 




Do K K.P.W., Daily and Jelly find this man an ap- 
propriate hockey sex symbol? 

K.K.P.W. 1987 

Women's Intramural 

Floor Hockey Champs! 

In playoff games, K.K.P.W. defeated 
Dairy in triple overtime with a score of 
4-3. They also took a forfeit from Berk 
1st. 

Then the championship game — 
K.K.P.W. vs. Jelly. It was a great offen- 
sive and defensive game by both teams. 
K.K.P.W. won the game by a score of 
8-7. Stacy Yoder and Tammy Petraskie 
were lone scorers for K.K.P.W. each 
with four goals. 

Way to go. K.K.P.W! 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: 12-HorseAle 
Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: $1 Cheesesteak 

Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 1 1 AM - 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



tor of FAD with the program's home 
base being the Maxwell Football Club in 
Philadelphia. 

Effective immediately, Frank Wolf- 
gang becomes the new Chairman of the 
Division of Physical Education and Ath- 
letics and Director of Athletics after serv- 
ing under Wilson as his assistant for 
many years. 

Congratulations to both men on their 
new positions and best of luck from Ram 
Pages and the students of DVC. 




GOING 



Cross Country Celebrates '86 Season 



The men's and women's cross country 
teams recently held their annual awards 
banquet. The banquet took place in the 
social hall of the New Britain Baptist 
Church. Besides team members, a few 
other guests were invited. These guests 
included: Dr. Miller, Mr. Archer, and a 
few college students. These people were 
invited because of their help during the 
Turkey Trot. The meal itself was served 
in a family-style fashion and was excel- 
lently prepared. 

After the meal was over, Coach Bert- 
hold began to comment on both the 
men's and women's seasons. He also 
began to recognize the letters were 
awarded to Jim Enoch, Tony Donofrio, 
Garry Kampmeyer, John Thomson, and 
David Sports. David Spotts also received 
the MVP for the 1986 season. The final 
record for the men's team was 5-6. 

The lady's letters went to Kathy Lunova, 
Deanna Smith. Kim Finer, Monica Etz- 



weiler, and Trish Morzitz. Trish was also 
announced as MVP for the 1986 season. 
The girls' record ended up as 4-3. 

Captains for the 1987 season were also 
announced at the banquet. The men's 
captain for the '87 season is Garry Kamp- 
meyer with Jim Enoch as co-captain. 
The lady's captain is Trish Morzitz with 
Kim Finer choosen as co-captain. 

Letters were not the only thing awarded 
at this banquet. Each year Dr. Berthold 
hands out special awards which charac- 
terize the actions of a specific individual 
during the season. These awards are 
usually humerous in nature and have 
some type of story behind them. 

The evening was cut short because of 
students having to get back for night class. 
However, before things were ended, 
both the men's and women's teams ex- 
pressed their appreciation to Dr. Berthold 
and the assistant coach by presenting a 
gift to each one of them. 





ATTENTION ALL 

INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL 

TEAMS, PLAYERS 

& CAPTAINS 

Have your game in Ram Pages. All 
you need to do is put the teams that 
clashed, the final score, the team records 
and any highlights, homers, sparkling 
defensive plays, no-hitters, four for four's, 
stolen bases and anything worth noting 
on a piece of paper and place it in Box 
951 Have a MVP season. 




Delaware Valley College 



1987 



APRIL 



1987 




Sunday 



5 



FOUNDERS' DAY 

(Awards Ceremony) 

3:30 p.m. • Gym 
All students are invited! 



12 



PALM SUNDAY 

Equestrian Team 

at Penn State 

8 a.m. 

LAC/Masters of Phila./H/2 p.m. 



19 



EASTER SUNDAY 




Monday 




6 



Movie: 

Aliens 

9 p.m. • APR 



Introducing... 



G/Swarthmore. Ursinus. Moravian, 
Widener & Albright/H/1 p m 



13 



Housing Registration 

APR 
Class of 88 •4:15-5:15 p.m. 
Class of 89 • 5:30-6:30 p.m. 
Class of 90 • 7:00-8:30 p.m. 



Tuesday 



Preregistration 
Continues 

BB/Wilkes/A/1 p.m. 
SB/Kings/ A/2 p.m. dbl. header 



14 



PASSOVER 

BLOODMOBILE 

12-5 p.m. • APR 

Ray Owen performs 

in Caesar's 

9-11 p.m. 



20 



Equestrian Team 
Regionals 



26 



A-Dayl 



LAC/Trenton/H/2p.m 



Classes Resume 8:30 a.m. 



Crocodile Dundee 

9 p.m. • APR 

G/Lebanon & Widener/H/1 p.m. 



27 



NO CLASSES 





21 



SB/Scranton/A/2:30 p.m. 
ight/H/3:15p.m. 




Follow Friday Schedule 



Campus Film: 

The River 

9 p.m. • APR 




Wednesday 



DVC AT THE VET 

Sixers vs. Cleveland 

The Money Pit 

9 p.m. • APR 

SB/Widener/H/4 p.m. 
LAC/Academy of New Church/ 
A/4 p.m. 



8 



NO CLASSES 
Final Preregistration 
Caesar's Pub • 9 p.m. 

Lecture • APR • 7 p.m. 

Topic: Tech. in U.S. Agri 

T/Moravian/H/3:30 p m 
G/Ursinus&FDU/H/l p.m. 



15 



Student Government 
Elections 

9:45 a.m. • Ag. Bldg. 
Brazil • 9 p.m. -APR 

LAC/Academy/H/4 p.m 
T/Ursinus & Haverford/A/330 p.m. 
BB/Muhlenberg/H/3 p.m. 
SB/Moravian/H/4 p.m 



22 



Class Elections • Ag. Bldg. 

Mandatory Senior Class 
Meeting • 3:30 p.m. • APR 

Singer John Vally 

9-11 p.m. • APR 

G/Scranton & Moravian/A/ 1 p.m. 
LAC/Ursinus/H/4 p m 



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Thursday 



2 



COMEDY NIGHT 

Featuring 3 Comedians 

9 p.m. • Caesar's Pub 
Preregistration Continues 



9 



Band & Chorale 
Spring Concert 

7:30 p.m. • APR 

SB/FDU/A/2:30 p.m. dbl header 
BB/Albright/A/3 p.m. 




G/Muhlenberg/H/1:30 p.m. 



23 




Friday 



3 



Student Government 

Banquet at 

Cock 'n Bull 

G/Wesley/A/l p.m. 



10 




Saturday 



Beekeeping Short Course 

Bucks County 

Symphony 

7 p.m. • APR 

T/Swarthmore & Widener/H/1 p.m 
BB/FDU/H/1 p.m. dbl. header 
LAC/Temple/A 
SB/Muhlenberg/A/1 p m dbl header 



11 



17 



GOOD FRIDAY 

NO CLASSES 

Have a good weekend! 



24 f?|p 




:lass 



BB/Washington/H/l p.m. 

dbl header 



30 



CAESAR'S PUB 

9 p.m. 



T/Penn Relays/ A 



Beekeeping 
Short Course 

BB/Kings/A/l p.m. dbl header 
T/Lycoming/H/1 p.m. 



18 




T/Rutgers Relays/A 
BB/Upsala/A/1 p.m. dbl header 



25 



A-Day! 




BB/Scranton/A/1 p.m. dbl header 

SB/Phila. Textile/H/1 p.m. 
T/Penn Relays/A 
T/Millersville Invitational/A 




BB 

SB 

LAC 

T 

G 



Baseball 
Softball 
Lacrosse 
Spring Track 
Golf 



GOLD SPARKLES IN FIRST ANNUAL ALL-STAR CLASSIC; 

STERLING, McNULTY HONORED 



by John Litzke 

The stars came out last week in the 
first annual DVC Green and Gold Men's 
Intramural All Star Basketball Classic 
and powered by MVP, Paul Sterling's 23 
and "Daddy" Keich's 18, the Gold all- 
stars finished off the Green all-stars 
84-82, in a sparkling contest that went 
down to the final seconds. It was a fast- 
paced first half with very few stoppages 
and both sides gunning up the three 
pointers of which 13 were made between 
the two. 

The Green, led by Coach of the Year 
and Coach of Champion EMO, Pat Mc- 
Nulty and assistant Vince Bedesem, took 
the early lead but midway through the 
half Coach Dudley and the Gold stormed 
back to take as much as a seven point 
lead at 30-23 with time running out in 
the first half. Blue Demons all-star guard 
Paul Sterling helped power the come- 
back as did Don Zecchino of the Terps 
and "Daddy" Keich of Double Stuff. 

The half ended with the score, Gold 
42, Green 41 and the possibility of a 
barnburner loomed in a great way. The 
Green received balanced scoring all 
through the lineup as Gargoyle sharp- 
shooter Doug Herring led the Green with 
eight points including two three-pointers 
while Dan Courts, Bill Boyle and Sean 
Smith each contributed six. 



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On the Gold side, Sterling sparkled 
with 15, Don Zecchino adding 10 and 
Keich with nine. 

The second half was much of the 
same as, once again, the Gold outscored 
the Green 42-41, ending in the 84-82 





TENNIS AT DVC 

Tennis club to hold meeting on Mon- 
day. April 6, 1987 at 4:15 p.m. in the 
student center lobby. ALL who want to 
play tennis and get a club started, please 
attend. 

Thank you. Jerry Fritz 



Don't just come down 

to Atlantic City. 
Come up to Caesars. 

ATLANTIC CITY TRIP TO CAESARS CASINO 

Sponsored by Delaware Valley College Republicans and Business Club 

DATE: FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 1987 

TIME: LEAVES AT 6 P.M. FROM DVC TO CAESARS CASINO WITH 
A FOUR HOUR MINIMAL STAY 

COST: $12.50 WHICH WILL BE REFUNDED UPON ARRIVAL IN 
COINS AND DEFERRED VOUCHERS 

NOTE: MUST BE 21 OR OLDER 

FREE REFRESHMENTS ON THE BUS 

IF INTERESTED PLEASE SUBMIT NAME, BOX NUMBER AND 
$5.00 DEPOSIT TO BOX 222 OR PHONE 340-1046. 

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ATLANTIC 



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Gold win. Guard Rich Simononis of in- 
tramural champion EMO, made things a 
little hairy at the end because, with just 
:02 remaining and the ball in the Green's 
hands, Simononis put up a desperation 
three-quarter court shot which banked 
off the backboard and off the front of the 
rim which could've tied it at the buzzer 
and sent the game into overtime. 

Sterling led all scorers with 23 while 
Kiki added 18 and Zecchino 1 1 for the 
victors. The Green, who are by no means 
losers at all, were powered by Dan 
Courts with 13, Bill Boyle with 11 and 
Seamus McGlone, Clay Butterworth and 
Eric Schade with 10 apiece. 

At the half, we had the first official 
Ram Pages hit-the-three-point-shot-and- 
win-an-Aggie-burger shoot off and I am 
proud to announce that we did have a 
winner. Of the five who shot, Tracy Mur- 
ray was the only one to hit the 19 foot 
"J f ' and for her effort she will receive a 
coupon for a free Aggie burger, Pepsi 
and fries from Caesar's Pub compliments 
of Ram Pages and Steve Kline. 

This, being my last year to conduct the 
intramural basketball competition, I 
would like to thank all those who partici- 
pated for three years of exciting basket- 
ball. I would also like to thank all the refs 
who came out and helped and special 
thanks to Michele Dobbs, Gene Bloem- 



ker and Doug Spencer for your help 
keeping score and time. Thanks a lot!!!! 

GOLD 84 

NAME FG FT FTA PTS 3-PT FOULS 

Keich 8 1 2 18 1 2 

Sterling 11 23 1 3 

Gilbert 2 4 

Reaver 12 2 4 2 

Nolan 3 6 3 

Treffinger 2 4 2 

Vinitsky 4 

Lewandowski 2 5 1 

Wisenberg 10 3 1 2 

Zecchino 4 1 3 11 2 1 

Zendt 3 6 1 

Total* 37 4 7 84 6 20 

GREEN 82 

NAME FG FT FTA PTS 3-PT FOULS 

Simononis 3 4 3 1 

Smith 4 12 9 1 

Courts 6 13 1 

McGlone 3 4 6 10 1 

Moran 2 3 

Boyle 4 11 3 

Leinbach 2 2 5 6 

Butterworth 3 3 4 10 1 1 

Schade 4 2 4 10 2 

Herring 3 8 2 

Boltz 2 3 2 1 

Total* 29 17 30 82 7 10 

COACHES-Green: McNuky. Bedesem 

Gold: Dudley 
REFEREES: Estep, C. Boyle. Ford 
TIMEKEEPER: J. Litzke 
SCORERS: M Dobbs, D. Spencer 
ANNOUNCER Darryi "Doesn't Get 
Enough Credit" f hison 



DVC IS RESERVE 

CHAMPION AT FIRST 

EQUESTRIAN SHOW 

OF SPRING 




On March 8th, the DVC Equestrian 
Team competed at their first horse show 
of the spring semester. This was hosted 
by the University of Delaware. The results 
are as follows: 

Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter 
Debbie Oesterling — 2nd 

Laura Harmer — 6th 

Janice Bethman — 2nd 

Joanna Toenniessen — 6th 

Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter 

Donna Forte — 2nd 

P.J. Guyre - 6th 

Julie Glombiak — 5th 

Mark Hayes — 5th 

Novice Flat 

Marybeth Polek — 4th 

Intermediate Flat 

Theresa Kothstein — 5th 

Melanie O'Neill - 4th 

Lori McCutcheon — 5th 

Open Hat 

Darlene Cemohorsky — 6th 
Leslie Ward — 3rd 
Beth Meny — 6th 
Tony Delise — 1st 

Novice Fences 

Marybeth Polek — 6th 

Intermediate Fences 

Melanie O'Neill - 2nd 
Lori McCutcheon — 5th 

Beth Meny — 1st 
Theresa Kothstein — 4th 

Open Fences 

Darlene Cemohorsky — 5th 
Tony Delise — 6th 
Leslie Ward — 1st 

Beth Meny qualified in the Intermedi- 
ate Fence Division for Regionals. The 
team was overall Reserve Champion. 



Here are the results of the March 22nd 
show held at Our Farm, Norristown, Pa. 

Beginner Walk-Trot 

Rynda Ross — 1st 

Sue Ullrich - 4th 

Amy Niblock — 5th 

Lisa Brous — 5th 

Advanced Walk-Trot 

Lisa Wilkowski — 2nd 
Liza Kinney — 6th 
Ann Basrian — 5th 

Beginner Walk-Trot-Canter 

Joanna Toenniessen — 1st 

Anna Smyrycynski — 2nd 

Allison Bakos — 3rd 

Laura Harmer — 2nd 

Janice Bethman — 4th 

Open Fences 

Beth Meny — 2nd 
Leslie Ward — 3rd 

Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter 

Debbie Oesterling — 3rd 

Kris landola — 4th 
Lisa Dougherty — 3rd 

Mark Hayes — 2nd 

Nick Shvidrik — 2nd 

Julie Keane — 6th 
Brenda Werner — 3rd 

Donna Forte — 5th 

Intermediate Flat 

Melanie O'Neill - 4th 

Open Rat 

Leslie Ward — 4th 
Beth Meny — 6th 

Novice Fences 

Marybeth Polek — 4th 

After the day was over Donna Forte 
qualified in Advanced Walk-Trot-Canter 
for regionals and Leslie Ward for Open 
Flat also. The next show will be in Cham- 
bersburg, Pa., at Wilson College on 
March 29th. 



DELAWARE 

VALLEY 

COLLEGE 



DELAWARE VALLEY BASEBALL OPENS 

'87 CAMPAIGN 




86*87 Men's Basketball 
Receives Awards 

by John Litzke 

The 1986-87 Delaware Valley College 
Men's Basketball team celebrated its 
record -setting season with its annual 
awards banquet on March 22, 1987. 

Head Coach Bill Werkiser and the 
team compiled the best win /loss record 
since the 1967-68 season when the 
'67-'68 club won 14 games. This year's 
club surpassed that, mounting a 15-10 
overall record, finishing 4th behind Kings, 
Scranton, and Wilkes. 

"I'm very happy with the way our year 
went," began Werkiser. "We gained more 
than just an outstanding record in 1987; 
we gained credibility and notoriety 
throughout the league." "I'm very opti- 
mistic about the future with everybody 
returning and the excellent season our 
junior varsity had." 

"I think that we've turned the corner, 
and the players are beginning to believe 
in their ability to win. We were a very 
young team this year, and if we work just 
as hard next season as we did this season, 
we could be even more successful." 

The Aggies were led all season by the 
steady play of Dwight Weldon, who is a 
6,-1 " sophomore guard. Weldon led the 
team scoring, with a 17.1 average, field 
goal percentage (63%), free throw per- 
centage (83%), and he was second in 
rebounds with 153. 

And, according to Coach Werkiser, 
Weldon had lots of help. "Dwight had a 
very strong season, even better than last 
year, but I think that his numbers reflect 
how much of a team player he is. He 
was very patient and took only good 
shots, which is why he shot over 60%. 
and he always looked for someone else 
in a better position." 

"There are other players who played 
very well for us this year, also. Joe Butts, 
especially in the second half of the season, 
played extremely well, and Mike Sutry- 
nowicz, as a freshman, showed he has a 
very bright future. And inside, 6 '-6" 
John Boone, after missing a season, came 
back very strong." 

"Having players like this — and others 
such as Eric Ford, John Jones, and Joe 
Cherry — coming back next season makes 
us feel very optimistic about the future of 
our program." 

NOTES: Boone led the team in re- 
bounds with 195 for the season, and 
average of 7.8 per game, while Butts 
was first in assists with 95 . . . Boone was 
the second leading scorer on the team 
with 270 points, followed by Butts with 
229, Cherry with 178, and Jones with 
149. 

Following the dinner, these awards 
were presented: 

Most Valuable Player: Dwight Weldon 
Highest Scorer Award: Dwight Weldon 
NOTE: This is the second consecutive 
time that Dwight has won both awards. 
Most Improved Player Award: 

Mike Sutrynowicz 
Calvin P. Kidder III Memorial Award: 

Brian Manley 
Coaches Award: Joe Butts 
Congratulations to all who received 
awards and to both the junior varsity and 
varsity on their fine seasons. 



Humming renditions of that old 
favorite "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," 
can now be heard all over DVC for the 
1987 Aggie baseball season has truly 
begun. 

Losing his entire outfield, his entire in- 
field, and a portion of his pitching staff to 
graduation, Manager Frank Wolfgang 
traveled to sunny Florida this past spring 
break with several questions on his mind 
and lots of shoes to fill. "At this time I just 
don't have a set lineup," said Wolfgang. 
"There's a big difference between hitting 
and throwing in the gym than there is 
outside, Florida will most definitely show 
me who's ready to play." 

DVC's tenure down in Florida was a 
bit on the downside as the Aggies left 
Florida 2-5 with wins over Carson-New- 
man an Manhattan. But the main ques- 
tions on Wolfgang's mind were answered 



So, with opening day already behind 
us, here's how Delaware Valley's lineup 
stands. 

FR Dave Mraz - CF 
SO Bill Boyle - LF 
SR Scott Sucoloski - 2B 
SR Mike Heisy - C 
FR Sean Kelly - 3B 
SO Tony Sandone — RF 
SR Lome "Bubba" Bachur - DH 
SR Tom Lewandowski — SS 
SR Chris Boyle - P 
SR Mark "Cy" Rother - P 
NOTE: With the injured Dave Mraz out 
of the lineup, the likes of Paul Leinbach 
and Seamus McGlone have been platoon- 
ing in center. 

The opening day festivities were capped 
with the throwing out of the first ball by 
retiring college President Joshua Feld- 
stein and with that mighty toss, the sea- 




regarding the strength of his hitting and 
his pitching but he commented that, to 
this day, it may still be too early to tell 
and that the true potential of this young 
team has yet to be tapped. 

Outstanding contributions down in the 
grapefruit league were put in by Scott 
Sucoloski who went seven of 15 with 
two walks, two strikeouts, and two stolen 
bases, and compiled an average of .467. 
Mike Heisy and Tony Sandone went four 
of 13 apiece and each carries a .308 
average. Bill Boyle, fine young leftfield 
prospect, finished the Florida trip with a 
.273 average going three of 11 with six 
walks and five runs scored. 



son had begun. The Bears from Ursinus 
visited James Work Memorial Field open- 
ing day last Monday to engage in double- 
header action. 

The opening day pitching assignments 
would pit Chris Boyle vs. Kevin Meehan 
in game one and Joe Pietrefesa vs. Wally 
Tittlemayer in game two. . 

Fueled by third baseman Todd Blue, 
who parked two homers in his first two 
at-bats, Ursinus jumped out to a com- 
fortable 5-1 lead at the end of three inn- 
ings with all five runs being charged to 
starter Chris Boyle. 

With single runs in the third, fourth, 
and fifth innings, one coming on Cy 



Rother's first homer of the season and 
the other two coming off of triples by Bill 
Boyle and Tony Sandone, DVC closed 
the gap to 5-3 at the end of five. 

Errors plagued DVC in the top of the 
sixth as DVC committed five of them 
resulting in two Ursinus runs and without 
Chris Boyle's fine comeback pitching, it 
could have been much worse. DVC 
followed very smartly in the bottom of 
that inning as Tony Sandone hit his first 
homer of the year and Tom Lewandowski 
followed in suit with his first homer with 
Bubba Bachur scoring in front of him to 
make it a 7-6 ballgame going into the 
seventh inning. 

Ursinus scored three in the top of the 
seventh putting DVC in the hole and, un- 
able to climb out of that hole in the bot- 
tom of the seventh, Ursinus went on to 
win game one 10-6. 

Game two was all Ursinus behind their 
ace sophomore Wally Tittlemayer who 
scattered seven hits in the Bears' 9-3 win 
and sweep of the twin bill. Fine perfor- 
mances for DVC were turned in by Tony 
Sandone who went two for seven with a 
homer and a triple, Mike Heisy who 
went four of five with a double and three 
singles, and Mark Rother who went two 
for five with a homer and a single. 

"I don't know Yogi, Mr. Ranger's not 
gonna like it ." And like it they didn't as 
the Drew Rangers visited last Saturday 
and were swept by pitching aces Cy Ro- 
ther and Chris Boyle and their backups. 

In game one, DVC got three three-run 
innings and Rother pitched shutout ball 
through the first 'our giving up just three 
hits and striking out two enroute to his 
complete game victory 11-3. Stellar per- 
formances were put in by second base- 
man Scott Sucoloski who homered and 
scored twice, Mike Heisy who tripled, 
singled, and scored once, Tom Lewan- 
dowski with two singles and two runs 
scored, and Lyle Cunningham with a 
single, a double, and two runs scored. 
"Cy" Rother got his first win of the season 
with his record standing at 1-0. 

In game two, DVC received three runs 
in the first and four in the fifth to top 
Drew once again 7-2. Bill Boyle walked 
twice and scored twice and Tony San- 
done hit his second homer of the year to 
pace DVC to their second win in four 
tries. Chris Boyle picked up the win to 
set him at 1-1 and place DVC at 2-0. 
MAC and 2-2 overall. (4-7 if you count 
Florida.) 



ANSWERS TO 
CURRENT EVENTS QUIZ 

1 The father of Gary Michael Heidnik. 
In Heidnik's North Philadelphia house, 
police discovered a grisly scene of im- 
prisoned women and human body 
parts. 



2. Chrysler, who was the biggest single 
sponsor of the event. 

3. President Reagan had until then re- 
jected comparisons such as this 

4. Courts said that employers could 
legally promote women over more- 
qualified men. 

5. The rocket carrying the expensive 
satellite was launched in a rainstorm. 



6. Former Secretary of State Alexander 
M. Haig. Jr.. said he was next in 
charge after President Reagan was 
almost assassinated in April 1981 He 
is now going to run for the Republican 
nomination for president next year! 

7. Conrail. the government-owned 
freight train business. 



Library Book 
Sale Raffle 

McGraw-Hill Encyclopedia 

of Science and Technology 

1982 - 5th edition ' 

15 volumes, index. 

and yearbooks to 1986 

Excellent condition. A great gift tc 
yourself, a friend, or relative. 
Chances sold at the Library during 
regular hours starting March 30. 
1987. Winning number will be picked 
at the end of Book Sale Day — April 
9th. 

$1.00 per chance 

6 chances for $5.00 



CONTEST 

A new flower shop is offering $25 
to someone who comes up with the 
best store name — to be used by the 
owner! 

The shop is located in a small town 
in a more conservative area. 

Emphasis is on quality and service, 
(staying away from "country" idea) . 

Selling: fresh flowers — loose and 
arranged, silk and dried designs and 
material, foliage, plants, and bedding 
plants. 

Submit names to Box 405 or call 
340-1094 for more information. 




Randy Maugher performing at Caesar's Pub, 
Wednesday. March 25th Photo/ Ram Pages 






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Vol. XXI. No. 24 
Friday. April 10, 1987 



An Early 

Easter Present 

for your Basket! 




NOTICE; The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Founders' Day Honors Past, Present and Future 



On Sunday. April 5, the Founders' 
Day Convocation was held in the James 
Work Gym. At this ceremony numerous 
awards for academics, athletes, faculty 
and staff are presented in recognition of 
outstanding achievements. 

The invocation was given by Rabbi 
Jeffrey K. Salkin. who introduced William 
H. Rohrer 111 as the incoming president 
of the College, was soon followed with a 
speech by Mrs. Jean Work. She spoke of 
the history of the college with emphasis 
on the presidency from Rabbi Kraus- 
kopf. to her husband James Work, to 
Dr. Feldstein. 

Dr. Mertz and Dean Tasker presented 
the awards. The more distinguished 
awards presented are as follows: 

• Founders' Day Award: Ray H. Boltz 

• Student Government Service Award: 
Dr. Craig Hill 

• Walter Riggins Memorial Award: 
Justina Drey and David Spotts 

• Distinguished Faculty Member 
Award: Dr. Julian Prundenanu 

• Staff Member of the Year Award 
(renamed John F. Herbst Staff 
Member of the Year Award) : Erma 
Martin 




Dr Joshua Feldstein. DVC president from 1974 to present, with Mr William H. Rohrer III. who will become 
the colleges next president July 1. Both men were present at Founders' Day Convocation last Sunday. 

Photo/Ram Pages 



• President's Award: '86-'87 Wrestling 
Team 

• 20- Year Distinguished Service 
Award: David Benner, Edward Gold- 
berg, Gerald Handler, Richard 
Lugar, John Mertz 

• William Owen Memorial Scholarship: 
John M. Burkhardt 

• The Class of 77 Recognition Award: 
Ann Luno 

• Student Activities Award: Theresa A. 
Sanderson 

• Publications Award: Cynthia 
Donough, John E Litzke, William H. 
Rein 

Dr. Feldstein also received a special 
award, as he will be ending his presiden- 
tial term this summer. 

We would like to recognize those stu- 
dents who received a collective number 
of awards: Judiann L. Ware, William H. 
Rein, Jim Wilson, Joan Comly and 
Gregory Mattern. Congratulations! 

The ceremony went well and the DVC 
Band and Chorale performed well. Con- 
gratulations to all award winners. 





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DVC Band, conducted by Mrs. Michele Metcalf. provided instrumental interludes during the Convocation 

Photo/Ram Pages 



Mrs Joann Roberts directs DVC Chorale, which sang beautifully last Sunday at Founders' Day 

Photo /Ram Pages 

GET SET FOR AD AY, APRIL 25 & 26 



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This Week on Campus 



HOW IT WORKS 

The biggest student-community event 
for this college is comin' 'round the cor- 
ner. We depend upon everybody to make 
A-Day the great event it can be. For 
those who are not sure of the benefits 
received for working on A-Day and its 
exhibits, here are some of the basic rules 
that apply. 

First, any DVC ICC-recognized cam- 
pus organization must send a representa- 
tive to the A-Day organizational meetings 
held regularly, since this is the best route 
to full communications between the clubs 
and the A-Day chairpersons and advisor. 
It is too late now to start this phase, so all 
exhibitors for this year have probably 
taken care of this. 

All exhibitors must work on both Fri- 
day and Monday, for set-up and take- 
down respectively; if members of your 
organization do not work on these days, 
the club is penalized. It is imperative that 
records are kept! 



Now, as for being reimbursed mone- 
tarily for work hours completed during 
the Saturday and Sunday of A-Day 
weekend: any work a person does should 
be recorded for a specific club which is 
exhibiting/ working on A-Day weekend. 
It is these hours which are collected for 
each organization and are calculated as 
to money to be given to that club. 

Money paid for work hours is based 
on a rate that is determined from total 
money left over after ALL bills for the 
A-Day weekend are paid. This means 
the wage will vary from year to year. 

Finally, ANY money made from A-Day 
sales or chance donations is required, 
from any exhibitor, to be given to the 
A-Day fund. It is from this fund that 
wages are paid, as determined by hours 
worked. 

The above information should clear 
up any questions concerning A-Day 
fundraising for DVC clubs. Any other 
questions may be directed to the A-Day 
Committee or Dr. Richard Lazarus. 





by W.L. linger 

SATURDAY, APRIL 11 

Beekeeping Short Course 

BB<A) vs. Kings, 1 p.m . 
doubleheader 

T (H) vs. Lycoming. 1 p.m 

SUNDAY, APRIL 12 

Equestrian Team at Perm State, 
8 a.m. 

LAC (H) vs Masters of Philadelphia, 
2 p.m. 

MONDAY, APRIL IS 

Housing Registration (see bulletin 
boards for details) 

TUESDAY, APRIL 14 

BloodmoWe, 12-5 p.m. m the APR 

Ray Owen at Caesar's Pub, 9-11 p.m 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15 

Student Government Elections, 
9:45 a.m., Ag. Building 

Movie: Btax$, 9 p.m. in the APR 

LAC (H) vs. Academy, 4 p.m. 

T (A) vs. Ursrnus and Haverford, 
3:30 p.m. 

BB (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 3 p.m 

SB (H) vs. Moravian, 4 p.m. 

THURSDAY, APRIL 16 

G (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 1;30 p.m 

* * * * * 



FRIDAY, APRIL 17 

Good Friday — No classes! 

SATURDAY. APRIL 18 

T (A) Rutgers Relays 

BB (A) vs UpsaJa, 1 p.m., 
doubteheader 

SUNDAY, APRIL 19 

Easter Sunday 

Equestrian Team Regionah 

MONDAY, APRIL 20 

Movie: Crocodile Dundee, 9 p.m. in 
the APR 

G (H) vs. Lebanon and Wklener. 
1 p.m. 

TUESDAY, APRIL 21 

SB (A) vs. Scranton, 2:30 p.m. 
WT(H) vs. Albright, 3:15 p.m. 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22 

Class Elections, Ag. Building 

Singer John Valley, 9-11 p.m. in the 

APR 

G (A) vs. Scranton and Moravian 

LAC (H) vs Ursmus, 4 p m 

THURSDAY. APRIL 23 

BB (H) vs Washington. 1 p.m., 
doubleheader 

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ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



Phonathon '87 Calls Up Over $85,000 
From Generous Alums 



by Kevin Dickmyer 

BEAUTY PAGEANT 

Don't miss the biggest show at the 
Academy of Music, Broad & Locust 
Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. "Philadelphia's 
Prettiest," Female Beauty Pageant Semi- 
Finals and Talent Show, June 14, 3 
p.m. A donation of $10 benefits The 
Bridge, a drug and alcohol rehabilitation 
center. 

PROCLAMATION NIGHT 

Proclamation Night/Sit Down Dinner, 
July 14, 6 p.m. Advance tickets: $22, at 
the door: $25 (per person). International 
Banquet Hall, 1301 S. Delaware Ave., 
Philadelphia, Pa. For more information 
call 215/ 238-7110. 

Movies for the Week 

THE BARN -343-2088 

Platoon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Nightmare on Elm Street 111 (R) 

7:30 - 9:30 

Lethal Weapon (R) 

7:15-9:30 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 
7:00 - 9:00 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 
7:15-9:15 

ROUTE 309 CINEMA -646-4551 

Nightmare on Elm Street 111 (R) 
5:45 - 10:00 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:30 - 9:45 

Mannequin (PG) 
7:15-9:30 

Witch Board (R) 

3:30 - 7:45 

Some Kind of Wonderful (PG-13) 

7:45 - 10.00 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 
8:00- 10:15 

Burglar (R) 
7:45 - 10:00 

Tin Men (R) 
7:45-10:15 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 
7:00-9:15 

Children of a Lesser God (R) 
7:30 - 10:00 



VILLANOVA SUMMER 
THEATRE AUDITIONS 

Villanova Summer Theatre will hold 
auditions for its 1987 season on April 26 
from 11 a.m. -5 p.m. at Villanova. The 
following shows are being cast: Shakes- 
peare's Julius Caesar which runs June 7 
to July 23 and the comedy Lysistrata by 
Aristophanes which runs July 8 to 25. 
All roles are paid, with both Equity and 
non-Equity positions available. Audition- 
ers are asked to prepare two contrasting 
classical pieces of about two minutes 
each. Call 215/ 645-4760 for appoint- 
ments and information. 

Resumes are also being accepted for 
those interested in working this summer 
in Costumes and Scene Construction. 
Experienced carpenters and stitchers 
may address resumes and letters of ap- 
plication to Fr. Peter Donohue, Villa- 
nova Theatre, Villanova, PA 19085. 



Billboard's 
Top 10 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. Licensed To 111, Beastie Boys 

2. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

3. The Joshua Tree, U2 

4. Graceland, Paul Simon 

5. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby and 
The Range 

6. Invisible Touch, Genesis 

7. Look What The Cat Dragged In, 
Poison 

8. Control, Janet Jackson 

9. The Final Countdown, Europe 
10. Life, Love and Pain, Club 

Nouveau 

TOP SINGLES 

1. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," 
Starship 

2. "Lean On Me," Club Nouveau 

3. "1 Knew You Were Waiting," 
Aretha Franklin & George Michael 

4. "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight," 
Genesis 

5. "Don't Dream It's Over," Crowded 
House 

6. "Come Go With Me," Expose 

7. "Sign O' The Times," Prince 

8. "Midnight Blue," Lou Gramm 

9. "Let's Go," Wang Chung 

10. "The Finer Thing," Steve Winwood 



BIKE-AID '87 CHARTS COURSE FOR TREK ACROSS AMERICA 
Student "Pedal for Progress" To Combat World Hunger 



The battle against hunger is once again 
stretching across America, as plans for 
the second annual student "Bike-Aid" 
get underway. Bike-Aid is a 3,000-mile 
summer venture from California to New 
York City designed to raise funds and 
awareness to help rid the world of un- 
necessary hunger. 

Bike-Aid, which kicks off June 17, is a 
project of the Overseas Development 
Network, a nationwide coalition of cam- 
pus anti-hunger groups. Along with such 
other social service groups as the Cam- 
pus Outreach Opportunity League and 
the National Student Campaign Against 
Hunger, ODN fosters awareness and 
understanding among college students 
about worldwide hunger and poverty. 

Helping to organize Bike-Aid '87 are 
ODN students such as Shaun Skelton, a 
doctorial candidate at George Washing- 
ton University who co-founded Bike-Aid 
last year. Skelton became involved with 
ODN two years ago, and spent most of 
last year turning the idea of Bike-Aid '86 
into reality. This year he is working as the 
project's regional coordinator for the 
Washington, D.C. area. 

"There's no better way to really learn 
about our country," reflects Skelton. "In 
one summer, we witnessed the diversity 
in the U.S. and made a direct difference 
on the problem and the lives of many 



people with whom we came in contact." 

Students traversing the country with 
Bike-Aid will not only develop iron legs, 
but will "touch the consciences of many 
Americans in communities throughout 
the country," according to Skelton. 
Riders will participate in community ser- 
vice projects at each stop to raise aware- 
ness of the need for action against 
hunger and gather financial and moral 
support for self-help development proj- 
ects around the world. 

During last summer's Bike- Aid '86, 80 
bicyclists traversed the country in two 
months, stopping in 225 towns and cities 
and raising a total of $10,000. 

"Bike-Aid is a symbol of the task our 
generation faces in the fight against 
hunger," adds Skelton. "By starting from 
different cities and converging at the 
end, we emphasize that there are many 
paths to progress. By encouraging not 
only coast-to-coast, but also short-term 
riders, we underscore the need for every- 
one to be involved." 

Bike-Aid is open to anyone who likes 
biking and is interested in joining this 
unique fundraising and educational ven- 
ture to support development efforts 
worldwide. 

For more information, contact Bike- 
Aid '87, P.O. Box 2306, Stanford, CA 
94305 or call 415/ 725-2869. 



by Bill Rein 

With seven phoning sessions spanning 
two weeks, students, alumni, administra- 
tors and staff members of DVC efforts 
paid off with the just-completed 1987 
Annual Giving Campaign Phonathon 
winning over one thousand "Yes!" res- 
ponses totaling pledges worth about 
$85,200., Mrs. Linda Dolby, DVC Di- 
rector of Alumni Affairs, reported Mon- 
day. Mrs. Dolby would like to thank the 
many, many students who volunteered 
to spend their time calling alumni across 
the country (and beyond) for the col- 
lege's unrestricted funds. 

This Phonathon was indeed a success. 
Last year, about $55,000. was raised 
during a Phonathon which was held for 
only one week. This year, three nights 
per week, plus one Sunday of alumni 
callers, increased the pledges, which, 
when received in the college mail, will go 
to the area of greatest need at that time. 
This is why it is called the unrestricted 
fund; these donations are not earmarked 
and therefore are separate from any 
specific, named fund campaigns the col- 
lege may hold. 

PLACEMENT OFFICE 

INTERVIEWS FOR THE 

WEEK OF APRIL 13 

Monday, April 13 

PREMIER INDUSTRIAL 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

L.J. MAKRANCY LANDSCAPING 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

Tuesday, April 14 

PRUDENTIAL 

Dining Hall 10:45 a.m. -12:45 p.m. 

UPJOHN INTERNATIONAL INC. 
Individual interviews 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

YOUNG AMERICANS 

VOLUNTEER FOR WORK 

IN EUROPE 

More than 200 young Americans are 
expected to volunteer for international 
work camps in Eastern and Western 
Europe this summer. Though little known 
in the U.S., international work camps 
have been operating for more than 30 
years and bring together thousands of 
young people from around the world 
each year to work on projects that benefit 
the local community. 

The Council on International Educa- 
tional Exchange (CIEE) , the largest stu- 
dent travel organization in the U.S., has 
been a sponsor of the work camps since 
1982. Usually two-four weeks in dura- 
tion, the camps provide free room and 
board to volunteers. 

Projects for this summer include: res- 
toring castles and forts and excavating 
ancient sites in Portugal, Czechoslovakia, 
France and Spain; community work in 
Denmark, Turkey, Wales, Germany and 
Holland; and agricultural and ecologi- 
cal programs in Poland, Hungary and 
Ireland. 

There are no special skills required of 
volunteers simply a willingness to get in- 
volved and an open-minded approach. 
English is spoken at most camps except 
in France and Spain where the native 
language is used. Many participants use 
this opportunity to improve their lan- 
guage skills. 

Volunteers must be at least 18 years 
old, except in Germany where 16-year- 
olds are accepted. Beyond a modest 
program fee of $100, there is no cost 
other than airfare. 

For more information and an applica- 
tion, contact CIEE, International Work 
Camps, 205 East 42nd St., New York, 
NY 10017 or call 212/ 695-0293. 



Phonathon participants are volunteers, 
yes, but are usually not there just for the 
sore ears! Many are attracted to the fine 
food, drink and friends made in only one 
night; and it sure is intriguing to call 
Florida, California and Canada to talk to 
the old college alumni — Including Na- 
tional Farm School, National Agriculture 
College graduates who have made it and 
who have earned a load of history first 
hand. Often simple conversations can 
turn a "maybe" response to a "yes" 
pledge. You have fun, and the college 
benefits too. 

Here's more: Callers have won free 
pizzas for getting the most pledges in one 
night; winners in this category this year 
include Jerry Fritz, Brenda Werner, 
Michele Dobbs, John Stierly, Ray Boltz, 
Charles Morgan, Jim Yeager and Donna 
Hayek. Overall, Jerry Fritz received the 
most pledges, and Charles Morgan re- 
ceived the most donors (those who have 
not given to this campaign in several 
years). 

Special acknowledgement should go 
to DVC president Dr. Joshua Feldstein, 
whose calls helped raise approximately 
half this year's Phonathon total! 

Rumor Has It . . . 

Who says DVC life is boring? You can 
always find "the ultimate" party scene at 
Goldman 2nd (Wolf Pak) hasn't missed 
a night yet with those teeny boppers right 
by their side. 

Have any of you seen an orange cone 
on dorm roofs (Wolfson) lately? The 
guys from "the room" rescued it but 
aren't keeping it since they managed to 
do damage using it as a javelin. 

Congratulations to J. Michael B. on 
his latest accomplishment: College Re- 
publican's New State Treasurer! 

Up in Cooke Hall, the "most excite- 
ment we've had in awhile" (claims one 
witness) was the moving out of a room- 
mate whose sister claims property was 
stolen by the former roommate. She 
"must" have dropped all those clothes 
somewhere between Cooke and Berk. 
Did you women find that TV yet? 

MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

College, the great American dream, 
becomes a nightmare when the bills start 
coming in. What to do? The good news 
is: PRIVATE SOURCE scholarships, 
grants and loans. 

Your eligibility for private source 
awards has nothing to do with govern- 
ment financial aid. 

You are eligible for awards based on 
factors in your background, including 
HELD OF STUDY. 

For example, if your field is TURF- 
GRASS MANAGEMENT, you are eligi- 
ble for a scholarship of varying amount, 
renewable for two to four years, from the 
Golf Course Superintendents Associa- 
tion of America. Deadline is June 15. 

Every student is eligible for many 
awards from the many private sources. 
The problem is not, "Is there college 
money for me?" (There is literally BIL- 
LIONS available.) 

The problem is, "How can I know all 1 
am eligible for?" This is an enormous 
chore because there are so many inde- 
pendent sources. 

You can tap the world's largest com- 
puterized database of private award 
sources: over 200,000 listings covering 
UNDERGRADUATE, GRADUATE and 
OVERSEAS study. For free details, 
write: Financial Aid Finders, 77 Gristmill 
Road, Randolph, NJ 07869. Or call 
TOLL-FREE 800-992-0424 (from NJ: 
201-361-2567). 




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THE SMOKE CLEARED . . . THE TAPE WAS BROKEN . . . 
THE TAPE COLORED GREEN & GOLD: TRACK '87 TAKES OFF! 



The 1987 women's track team will 
miss the talented captain of last year's 
team in Chris Frazier. Leadership will 
come from Tina Drey (shot, discus, jave- 
lin) with three years experience and 
scores in the MAC. Joining Tina will be 
junior Connie Hajioannou who will be 
top performer in the 400 meters and 400 
hurdles. 

Randi Kunkel could provide the talent 
and versatility to compete in the heptha- 
lon. Randi will compete in the hurdles, 
relays, jumps, shot, discus and javelin. 

Returning veterans Sharon Chapman, 
sprints and jumps, along with Tracy Mar- 
shall provide solid performances for the 
team. Discus thrower Tracy Murray will 
return. 



RESULTS OF SUSQUEHANNA 
INTIVATIONAL HELD MARCH 28 

Track 

400 Relay: Chapman, Marshall, 
Hajioannou, Stackhouse (55:61) 

100: Chapman (14:30), Marshall 
(14:25), Albert (14.2) 

1500: Stackhouse (5:06) 

400: Hajioannou (65:44), Smith (69) 

800: Stackhouse (2.30:25) 

200: Marshall (30:05), Ireland (31) 

400 IH: Hajioannou (73:28) 

3,000 M: Decker (13:46) 

1,600 Relay: Kunkel, Hajioannou, 
Drey, Stackhouse (4:26) 

Field 

Long Jump: Kunkel (15 '-9"), 
Chapman (13 '-5"), Ireland 
(12 '-5") 




Newcomers: Donna Albert (sprints); 
Laura Chudhowski (sprints), Denna 
Smith (200-400), Kia Ireland (sprints 
and jumps), Liz Decker (distance) will 
provide needed back-up. 

Middle distance ace Debbie Stack- 
house, a junior has unlimited potential 
to score in several events in the MAC 
Conference. 

Richard Acker, as second year coach 
is optimistic about duplicating the 
women's five win and zero loses in dual 
meets and its eighth place finish in the 
MAC Conference. 



Triple Jump: Kunkel (31 '-9"), 
Marshall (27' -7"), Chapman 
(28 '-6") 

Shotput: Kunkel (33'), Drey (31 '-9") 

Discus: Drey (88') 

Javelin: Kunkel (125'), Drey (96 '-8") 

High Jump: Kunkel (5') 

An excellent turnout of 50 candidates 
for the 1987 men's track team provides 
spirited competition for the 14 events to 
be covered in college track and field. A 
number of football and basketball athletes 
have joined the returning track veterans 



to provide needed depth for a strong 
track and field squad. 

Leading a talented contingent of sprint- 
ers under the leadership of co-captains 
senior Steve Caffey (100-200) and David 
Keich (100-200). Returning veterans 
Mike Williams, senior, (200-400) medal- 
ist in the MAC's and sophomores Jim 
'Enoch, Kevin Dickmyer will form the 
nucleus for the sprint group. Jim Wilson, 
leading football running back, is rapidly 
proving to be a top sprinter along with 
newcomers Marc Reason,. Lamont Roth- 
maller and Tom Allen give added strength 
in the short distances. Others competing 
in the sprints include: Joe Brown, Bill 
Howard, Bill Green, Mike Whigham, 
Steve Owens, Leo Reaver and Ed 
Widemer. 

Hurdling duties will be handled by a 
promising group of freshmen including 
Phil Sperry, Mark Brinsky and Charles 
Delaney. Tom Makowski, returning in 
the intermediate hurdles, will be joined 
by freshmen Mark Vogeler and Keith 
Alderfer. 

Middle distance aces Rob Benner 
(800-1,500) and Hardy Rueb (400-800) 
have all the credentials to be tops in the 
MAC's. The long distances will be led by 
David Spotts (co-captain) who was a 
bronze medalist in the MAC 10,000, 
who will also run the 5,000 meters. 
Other long distance dependables include 
Jon Thomson (senior) and sophomores 
Tony Donofrio and Sean Miller. 

Jumping events have veteran entries 
in Steve Caffey, long and triple jump, 
and David Keich, high jump and long 
jump, both capable of placing high in the 
MAC's. Additional strength in the jumps 
will come from Frank Gilbert, Mike 
Mazur, Leo Reaver, Phil Sperry, John 
Wiorek, Paul Sterling and Charles De- 
laney. Pole vaulters include Jeff Ader- 
holt, Keith Alderfer and Mark Vogeler. 

Weight events are led by co-captain 
and MAC medalist Jim Flukey in the 
javelin. Returning after a year of absence 
and giving a great boost to the throwing 
events is Jim Bauzon (shot, discus, jave- 
lin), Steve Liller, veteran shotputter, 
John Wiorek (discus), Bill Brosky (jave- 
lin), Andy Ernst (shot) and Jim Dudley 
(javelin) bring experience to the weight 
events. Newcomers to these events in- 
clude Mike Malec, Gino Reilly, Ted Mc- 
Elwee and David Miller. 



LACROSSE OPENS WITH BIG WIN OVER TSU; 
LESS THAN PERFECT AGAINST ANC 



The fast acting goalie Hank Kasprzak 
saved 28 out of 28 Trenton State shots 
taken on goal. Without the help of the 
hard-hitting defense led by Dan Rothen- 
heber, Vince Coviello and Sean Sanster, 
the game could have taken another 
direction. 

On the other hand, without the sharp 
shooting offense the score would have 
never been 10-0. Leading the scoring 
streak were attackmen Jay Wood and 
Gary Orietizi with three goals each. Next 
in the scoring limelight was midfielder 
Bob Sauer with two goals. Midfielders 
Juan DeSouza and Chris Falkner had 
one goal each. Aiding the lead scorers 



were attackmen Dave Rodgers and Jim 
DeCourcey with three assists each. Mid- 
fielder Tom Await and attackman Ray 
Woytas also aided in the scoring with two 
assists each. 

The DVC lacrosse team had a very 
good season home opener and will 
hopefully continue this winning capability 
throughout the season. Come out and 
cheer them on. 

The lacrosse team's first away game 
was at the Academy of the New Church 
and was far from a cataclysm, even 
though they did not come home with a 
win. 



With a score of 10-4, Hank Kasprzak 
saved 36 shots on goal out of 46 taken . 
Tough defensemen Dan Rothenheber 
and Vince Coviello helped to keep the 
opponent's offense from dominating the 
field. 

DVC's offense was led by attackman 
Ray Woytas who netted two goals. Mid- 
fielders Juan DeSouza and Tom Await 
scored one goal each. 

The next home game will be April 12 
against Masters Lacrosse Club. Thank 
you for your support. 



The coaching staff includes Dick Acker 
in his second year as head coach and as- 
sistants Jim Garvin and Jeff Acker. Ken 
McDaid (1986 DVC captain) is a volun- 
teer assistant. The team expects to im- 
prove on its 1986 three wins and two 
losses dual meet record and fifth place 
finish in the MAC with the depth in all 
events. 




RESULTS OF SUSQUEHANNA 
INTIVATIONAL HELD MARCH 28 

Track 

10,000 M: Spotts (34:17), Thomson 

(36:52) 
400 Relay: Caffey, Williams, Reason, 

Wilson (43:99) 
110 HH: Brinsky (15:91), Sperry 

(16:02), Delaney (16:43) 
100: Wilson (11:23), Dickmyer 

(11:34), Rothmaller (11.91) 
400: Reason (51:28), Enoch (52:16), 

Allen (52:99) 
800: Benner* (1:58), Rueb (2:00) 
200: Dickmyer (23:04), Wilson (23:8) 
400 IH: Makowski* (59:06), Sperry 

(60:02), Brinsky (61:09) 
5,000: Donofrio (17:26) 
1,600 Relay: 3:24.8 [Reason (50:06), 

Enoch (51:02), Rueb (50:09), 

Benner (51:06)] 

Field 

Long Jump: Caffey (19 '-7"), Gilbert 

(F), Reaver* (19'-4V4") 
Triple Jump: Sperry (41 '-5"), Caffey 

(41 '-3"), Gilbert (F) 
Shotput: Bauzon (43 '-7"), Liller 

(39'10"), Ernst (37') 
Discus: McElwee (119'), Bauzon 

(117'), Wiorek (109') 
Javelin: Flukey* (190 '-8"), Bauzon 

(179'), Brosky (127') 
High Jump: Keich (5 '-4"), Reaver 

(5 '-10"), Wiorek (NH) 

Personal Best 



SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

THEY'RE SO BRIEF, 

YOU WONT SEE THEM 

FOR TWO WEEKS. 



CLUB NEWS 

Scuba Club 

Mandatory reorganization^ meeting, 
April 15 in Freshman Biology Laboratory 
(Mandell211)at4:10p.m. 





ATTENTION ALL 

INTRAMURAL SOFTBALL 

TEAMS, PLAYERS 

& CAPTAINS 

Have your game in Ram Pages. All 
you need to do is put the teams that 
clashed, the final score, the team records 
and any highlights, homers, sparkling 
defensive plays, no-hitters, four for four's, 
stolen bases and anything worth noting 
on a piece of paper and place it in Box 
951. Have a MVP season 



FUTURE TEACHERS: 
Read This 

The Foreign and Domestic Teachers 
Organization needs teacher applicants in 
all fields from kindergarten through col- 
lege to fill over 600 teaching vacancies 
both at home and abroad. 

Since 1968, this organization has been 
filling vacancies and locating teachers 
both in foreign countries and in all fifty 
states. They possess hundreds of current 
openings, and they have information 
concerning scholarships, grants and fel- 
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career. 

Right now, there is still a need for 
about 200+ teachers to fill positions in 
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FTDO information is FREE. It comes 
at an opportune time when there are 
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For more information, write The Na- 
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OR 97208. 

The Agency does not promise every 
graduate in education a definite position, 
but they do promise to provide a range 
of hundreds of current vacancy notices. 



DVC BASEBALL UPDATE 

RAINOUTS!! SEE YOU 
IN TWO WEEKS. 



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Sports Editor . John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou. 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert. 

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See news in the making? 
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Vol. XXI, No. 25 
Friday, April 24. 1987 




NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Highlights 

Fubar the Robot 2 

Year In Pictures 4 

Sports Wrap-Up 6 

May Calendar 10 

Senior Spotlights Coming May II 



WELCOME TO A-DAY '87 

Dr. Feldstein Reflects on His Presidency 
Remembers His Life as Student, Teacher and Leader 



by Ann Whitcsell 

A writers paints a mental image of a 
place, a time, or a person. It is with deep 
respect that I paint the final picture of Dr. 
Joshua Feldstein as President of Delaware 
Valley College. 

When 1 looked to this man, I thought, 
why so deep a devotion to an institution 
— what is the connection between Dr. 
Feldstein and Delaware Valley College? 
In his talk with me. his love for the Col- 
lege was shown by the expression on his 
face as he recalled the memories. 

Dr. Feldstein arrived in the United 
States from Lithuania in the spring of 
1939. His journey was an amazing one. 
He left his family behind at the coaxing of 
family friends here in America. The 
friends told him that the National Farm 
School could help him become acclimated 
to the U.S. Joshua Feldstein did not know 
much English when he arrived here; he 
knew short phrases like "hello," "good- 
bye." "My name is Joshua." His parents 
believed that if he stayed in a big town 
such as Chicago. Boston, or New York, 
he would only remain with his ethnic 
group, and therefore would have a hard 
time succeeding in this new country. 
One of the president's personal memories 
is that he started school on April 1, 1939, 
and that he was placed on the payroll of 
the NFS on April 1. 1942. The college, 
from the day he placed his feet on its soil, 
became his life. 

Leaving behindin tension-filled Europe 
the family that he would lose in the Holo- 
caust a few months later. Dr. Feldstein 
traveled alone across the world to this 
rural setting. His sense of being was in a 
state of shock. Dr. Feldstein recalled how 
he walked up a dirt path from the train 
station. It was an isolated setting. The 
only buildings around were Allman, 
Lasker, Segal, Penn (now Miller) Halls, 
the Chapel, the Horticulture Building, 
and only the main part of the Krauskopf 
Library. The only other structures were 
some barns. The entire population of the 
school was 180 students, plus faculty 
and staff. 

Joshua Feldstein and his classmates 
became as family — working together, 
eating together, and studying together. 
The future president said he excelled at 
his classes because he was interested in 
what he was taught, and he well-prepared 
for class by reading and studying ahead 
of time. Along with his studies, as a stu- 
dent Dr. Feldstein was expected to work. 
Every student, no matter what major, 
did chores — whether it be milking, tend- 
ing animals, or preparing the land. Dr. 
Feldstein majored in general Horticulture, 
so his task was tending the orchard; yet 
he had hands-on-experience in every field 
of agriculture. In addition to all his work, 
Dr. Feldstein played soccer at the college; 
of his graduating year soccer team, five 
of his teammates now hold Ph.D.'s and 
eight have their Master's degrees. 



Coming through many trying periods 
such as losing his family, making a new 
life for himself, and working toward a 
degree, gave Dr. Feldstein the strength 
to climb even further to success. He went 
through many steps on his way to becom- 
ing the president of Del Val: first graduate 
studies, then undergraduate teaching, 
Assistant to the Dean, then Dean, and 
finally the President of DVC. These ex- 
periences made him ready for the long 
road ahead of him. 

I was amazed at all the humorous sto- 
ries Dr. Feldstein told me. His face was 
creased with laugh lines and his eyes 
gleamed. It seemed the more he recalled 
his days as a student and young profes- 
sor, the happier he became. Then we 
discussed what he believed in has made 
the College what it is today. 




Photo /Ram Pages files 

The students of the past were totally 
devoted to their school. Everything was 
done to improve the school. Participation 
in extracurricular activities was the major 
part of living on campus. With such a 
small population it was important to pull 
together. To continue the success of the 
school, Dr. Feldstein believes students, 
teachers, and administrators must work 
toward a common goal. The saying, we 
are told, is "The students are our life's 
blood, and our alumni are our claim to 
fame!" 

The improvements seen in Dr. Feld- 
stein's time as president include the addi- 
tion of buildings for students' use (the 
Student Center is the biggest example,) a 
better-trained faculty, and the addition of 
several new majors programs. The Library 
was expanded. The James Work Mem- 
orial Stadium became a reality, replacing 
what was basically a playing field. 

The faculty is still as caring as ever, but 
most professors today have gone on to 
obtain advanced degrees or specializa- 
tion. Assistance programs have come a 
long way with the Placement Office, 
counseling, and tutoring programs. 

continued on page 3 




1941 National Farm School Soccer team included the future College president (center) 

. . . and Sends Students a Letter 

Dear Students: 



As all of you know, I shall retire from 
the Presidency of the College on June 
30th, 1987. 

I take this opportunity to wish you good 
health and a long rewarding, successful, 
and productive life in a world of peace, 
compassion, and understanding. 

As I reflect on my continuous associa- 
tion with our College over a period of 48 
years, I am happy to have had the op- 
portunity to work with thousands of stu- 
dents and hundreds of faculty and staff 
members. The vast majority of these 
people were highly motivated, dedicated, 
and always doing what was right and 
proper in the best interests of all con- 
cerned. I have always judged the Col- 
lege's and my personal successes by the 
successes of our students and graduates. 
I believe that a professor's most impor- 
tant income is the "psychic income" 
which is derived from the satisfaction of 
having contributed to the intellectual 
growth and development, maturity, 
knowledge, and experiences of students 
and graduates. 1 count my blessings and 
am thankful for the various opportunities 
I have had to help students throughout 
the past four decades. I am also grateful 
for the privilege I have had to contribute 
to the progress of our College which is 
your present home and future alma 
mater. 

I will continue to live on campus and 
to be active on the College's Board of 
Trustees and in the Alumni Association. I 
also intend to write a book on the history 
of our College and hope to teach from 
time to time. I certainly will continue to 
help the College in every way I can and I 
will support wholeheartedly our incoming 
President, W.H. Rorer, III. 



I urge each and everyone of you to 
strive to reach your highest potential. 
Our College has much to offer and I hope 
that you will take advantage of the many 
opportunities which are available here at 
Delaware Valley. 

May God bless you now and always. 

f ) Joshua Feldstein 

^'ftSiflii fifflfciii iii ' "fiiHT^^ 
This Week on Campus 

* by W.L. Unger 

FRIDAY, APRIL 24 

* NO CLASSES! 
A- Day set-up 

T (A) Perm Relays 

ATURDAY, APRIL 25 * 

A Day! 

BB (A) vs. Scranton, 1 p.m., 
doubieheader + 

SB (H) vs. Philadelphia Textile. 1 p.m 

T (A) Penn Relays 

T (A) Millersville Invitational * 

SUNDAY, APRIL 26 

A-Day! 

LAC (H) vs. Trenton. 2 p.m. * 

MONDAY, APRIL 27 

NO CLASSES! 

A-Day clean-up T* 

TUESDAY, APRIL 28 

Follow a Friday schedule 

Movie. The Rrver" 9 p.m. In the APR 

THURSDAY, APRIL 30 

ft 
FRIDAY, MAY 1 

DVC Drama Club presents "Afice in 

the weekend, in Mandefl 114. 
* * * * 






ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



by Kevin Dickmyer 

Legendary Supergroup Deep Pur- 
ple Returns to Spectrum in Electric 
Factory Concert 

The classic sounds and timeless lyrics 
of the celebrated rock group Deep Purple 
will be on order when the group returns 
to The Spectrum for two concerts on Fri- 
day, April 24 and Saturday, April 25, 
both at 8 p.m. Opening the concerts will 
be Bad Company. 

Presented by Electric Factory Concerts, 
tickets at $15.50 and $13.50 are on sale 
at The Spectrum box office and all Ticke- 
tron locations, including Showcase stores 
in the Delaware Valley. Tickets can also 
be charged by phone by calling Teletron 
at 1-800-233-4050. 

Since their inception in 1968, Deep 
Purple has firmly established themselves 
as an institution in the rock world. Their 
debut album "Shades of Deep Purple" 
contained the Top Five smash "Hush," 
and the group suddenly received nation- 
wide attention when the album reached 
*24 on the charts. 

After a number of other albums includ- 
ing the landmark "Deep Purple in Rock" 



Movies for the Week 

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Platoon (R) 
7:30 - 9:45 

Secref of My Success (PG 13) 
7:45 - 9:55 

Lethal Weapon (R) 
7:15-9:30 

Project X (PG) 

8:00- 10:15 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 

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Three for the Road (PG)Daily 9:45 

Lethal Weapon (R) 

8:00- 10:15 

Raisin's Arizona (PG) 
8:00- 10:15 

Secret of My Success (PG 13) 
7:30 - 10:00 

Crocodile Dundee (PG 13) 
7:30 - 9:45 

Burglar (R) 

7:15-9:30 

Tin Men (R) 

7:45- 10:15 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 
7:45- 10:15 

Project X (PG) 
7:30 - 9:45 



Opera Company 

of Philadelphia 

On Monday, April 27 and Friday, May 
1 the Opera Company of Philadelphia 
will present the final production of its 
1986-87 season, Charles Gounod's 
romantic tragedy Romeo et Juliette The 
opening night performance will be exactly 
120 years since the opera premiered at 
the Theatre-Lyrique in Paris. Both per- 
formances will be at the Academy of 
Music at 8:00 p.m. 

Tickets for Romeo et Juliette may be 
purchased through the Academy of Music 
Box Office (215/893-1930) or the Great 
er Philadelphia Cultural Alliance TICKET- 
booth at 15th and Market Streets. Charge 
orders may be placed by calling PHIL-A- 
CHARGE at (215) 735-5266. 

Student rush tickets, subject to availa- 
bility, go on sale 30 minutes before the 
performance at the Academy of Music 
Box Office. Rush tickets can be purchased 
for $3.00 with valid student identification. 



which introduced a new genre called 
"heavy rock," Deep Purple created "Ma- 
chine Head" in 1972. The album gained 
worldwide acclaim, reaching the Top Ten 
on the U.S. charts and producing the 
popular hit single "Smoke on the Water." 
Finally in 1973 the group garnered the 
coveted "Billboard" Sales Award for top- 
selling group with the release of "Made in 
Japan." The album, which hit # 6 on the 
charts and was considered "the classic 
hard rock album of all times" made Deep 
Purple an international success story. 

The group, consisting of guitarist Ritchie 
Blackmore, lead vocalist Ian Gillan, key- 
boardist Jon Lord, bassist Roger Glover, 
and drummer Ian Piace, will bring their 
most recent collaboration "The House of 
the Blue Light" to The Spectrum stage. 

Bad Company made their debut in 
1974 with their chart-topping album of 
the same name. The rock trio includes 
guitarist Nick Ralphs, drummer Simon 
Kirke, and new lead vocalist Brian Howe. 
Their current album includes the hit 
singles "This Love" and "That Girl." 



Billboard's 
Top 10 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. The Joshua Tree, U2 

2. Licensed To III, Beastie Boys 

3. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

4. Look What The Cat Dragged In, 
Poison 

'5. Graceland, Paul Simon 

6. Life, Love and Pain, Club 
Nouveau 

7. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby & 
The Range 

8. Trio, Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, 
Emmylou Harris 

9. The Final Countdown, Europe 
10. Control, Janet Jackson 



TOP SINGLES 

1. "I Knew You Were Waiting," 
Aretha Franklin & George Micheal 

2. "Don't Dream It's Over," 
Crowded House 

3. "Sign O' The Times," Prince 

4. "Looking For A New Love," 
Jody Watley 

5. "Died In Your Arms," 
Cutting Crew 

6. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now." 
Starship 

7. "La Isla Bonita," Madonna 

8. "The Finer Things," 
Steve Winwood 

9. "Midnight Blue," Lou Gramm 
10. "With Or Without You." U2 



Billboard's 
Top Pop Hits 

SINGLES 

Week Ending 4/16/77 

1. "Don't Give Up On Us," 
David Soul 

2. "Don't Leave Me This Way," 
Thelma Houston 

3. "Southern Nights," Glenn 
Campbell 

4. "Hotel California," Eagles 

5. "The Things We Do For Love," 
lOcc 

Week Ending 4/15/67 

1. "Somethin' Stupid," Nancy and 
Frank Sinatra 

2. "Happy Together." Turtles 

3. "This Is My Song," Petula Clarke 

4. "Bernadette," Four Tops 

5. "A Little Bit You, A Little Bit Me," 
Monkees 




FUBAR D. ROBOT 



Clear out the campus patrol! Call in 
the Co-eds! And batten down your room- 
mate! Delaware Valley College may never 
be the same. 

FUBAR is coming! 

FUBAR??? A new frat house? The 
dean of discipline? A test tube freshman? 

"Nix all of the above," intones FUBAR 
D. ROBOT. "I'm here to be B.M.O.C." 
In his case, that's big MACHINE on cam- 
pus. "Eat your heart out R2D2." 

Not since "Bonzo" went to college (a 
couple of decades before Bonzo went to 
the white house) has such commotion 
come to campus. Is it FUBAR's alien 
mystique? His athletic frame (he easily 
converts to a nautilus unit)? Or his Robot 
Redford good looks? "Nah," confesses 
FOOBIE congenially, "I'm just filthy rich." 

You need more than money to be 
B.M.O.C. on this campus. 



"O.K., O.K.," computes the red-eyed, 
six-fingered, roving rogue. "Throw in that 
I'm campaigning for president . . . on the 
T.G.I.F. — Thank Goodness It's Fubar 
- ticket!" 

If you want more credentials than that. 
FUBAR says he's also an author with 
two manuscripts in progress: REAL 
ROBOTS DONT SPEAK JAPANESE 
and ROBOTS DO IT AUTOMATICAL- 
LY. Add his appearances on Good Morn 
ing America, The Merv Griffin Show, 
and the 1983 US Magazine Awards show 
and the 4- wheeled, plex-head begins to 
demonstrate some substance. 

"Besides," says FUBAR, "I can do 
your next four semesters of homework in 
just three minutes." 

For those answers and more, don't 
miss FUBAR's frantic antics, mesmerizing 
music, and words of wit. Saturday. April 
25, A-Day at the .Student Center. 



IN THE GREEN 



You stand on it. You walk, run. picnic 
and play on it. The "It," in this case, is 
the soft, green grass under your feet. Turf- 
grass, as it is sometimes called, is the 
most talked about and least appreciated 
commodity we have. It may be your own 
lawn, a city park, an athletic field, or a 
golf course. For many it represents a 
comfortable environment, a place to es- 
cape the pressures of day-to-day living; a 
place to refresh the body and spirit. 

In the United States today there are an 
estimated 25 to 30 million acres of grass, 
making it the largest single crop in acreage 
grown on American soil. The turfgrass 
industry encompasses the development, 
production and management of special- 
ized grasses for utility, beautification and 
recreational facilities. It is a fast growing 
giant with the increase in population, 
new land and home developments, new 
golf courses, expansion of business and 
industrial buildings — all of which need 
turf. 

The demand for quality turf has created 
a greater need for qualified specialists to 
manage it. Through the Turfgrass Man- 
agement program here at DVC, graduates 
fill a wide range of positions throughout 
the turfgrass industry as lawn care special- 



ists, sod farm managers and commercial 
salespeople in seed, fertilizer and equip- 
ment companies. In response to the in- 
creasing number of career opportunities 
in the turfgrass field, and elective minor 
in Turf and Grounds Management 
has been introduced into the DVC cur- 
riculum in the Agronomy and the Orna- 
mental Horticulture Departments. 

To promote our turf program, a 
"Greens Committee" has been formed 
consisting of faculty members, alumni, 
and representatives of the turf industry 
under the chairmanship of Dr. Ronald 
Muse. 

The next step in the development of 
the program would be the creation of 
separate, highly maintained turf areas 
such as golf greens, tees and fairways 
which could be used for educational pur- 
poses by students. A nine-hole golf 
course would be ideal, but probably not 
feasible at this time. A more realistic goal 
might be the construction of two golf 
greens, tees, fairways and perhaps some 
demonstrational turf plots. Anyone that 
feels this type of proposal has merit, and 
is interested in supporting it, should con- 
tact the Agronomy Department, Mr. 
Don Claycomb or Dr. Ronald Muse. 







THE GREEN SCENE 
ATDVC 

by Jerry L. Fritz, Jr. 

Garden Trip to 

Winterthur Gardens 

The Landscape- Nursery Club is plan- 
ning their spring garden trip. This year 
we will be going to Winterthur Gardens 
in Winterthur, Delaware on May 5th 
(Reading Day), leaving at 8:30 a.m. 
from the Security Building. This trip is 
free to anyone from our college. All in- 
terested people contact Jerry Fritz c/o 
Box 1133. We are planning on being 
back to DVC by 3 p.m. 

Campus News 

Our rock garden on campus is near 
completion. More Dwarf Conifers will be 
planted for an A- Day educational dis- 
play. This garden is a walk-through gar- 
den with all the plants labeled. This gar- 
den is to be named the Martin Brooks 
Conifer Garden. The reason for this is 
that Marty Brooks '54, has given most of 
the plant material for the collection. 




Some students really cleanup! 

Alumni Director 
Thanks Volunteers 

Dear Editor, 

Phonathon '87 was a great success 
thanks to the many students who volun- 
teered their time and enthusiasm. Please 
join me in showing appreciation to the 
following students who helped raise 
1,019 pledges for $85,140: Darren Alles 
'89, Beth Bevins '89, Ray Boltz '87, 
Greg Christiansen '88, Joanne Clemens 
'88, Michelle Dobbs '90, Anthony Dono- 
frio '88, Jerry Fritz '87, Kelley Hadesty 
'89, Kelvin Hatch '90. Donna Hayek 
'88, Art Hingst '87, Seamus McGlone 
'89, Jen Mease '88, Lori Ortiz '90. Wendy 
Raubenheimer '87, Vicki Reese '89, Bill 
Rein '87, Steve Rosenthal '88, John 
Stierly '89, Clair Thompson '88, Wendy 
Unger '87, Eric Vanden Berghe '88, Bill 
Weller '89, Brenda Werner '87 and Jim 
Yeager '89. 

Thank you all for a job well done! 

Sincerely, 
Linda A. Dolby 
Director, Alumni Affairs 

DRAMA AUDITIONS 

Highpoint Dinner Theatre will hold 
auditions for their 1987 Summer Season 
on Saturday, May 2nd, 11:00 a.m. to 
2:00 p.m. and Sunday, May 3rd, 1:00 
p.m. to 4:00 p.m. Summer Season is 
"The New Odd Couple" by Neil Simon 
(the new female version) playing July 
10th, 1987 through August 8th, 1987 
and "Play it Again Sam" by Woody Allen, 
August 14th through September 11th. 
Bring picture and resume. All roles open. 
Please contact Kristine Maloney Lewis at 
822-1951 for more information. 




DVC students working on the rock garden: 
Harold Wollman. Jerry Fritz and Frank Phillips 

Campus Clean-Up 

On April 8th, the Landscape-Nursery 
Club trooped out to clean-up our cam- 
pus. Twelve club members concentrated 
on picking up trash in the parking lot 
behind Elson Hall. Well, what luck! We 
managed to gather 27+ bags of trash. 
Within this trash we and found sneakers, 
chairs, bras, underwear and other vari- 
ous trash material. The winner by far was 
McDonald's, with their styrafoam "Big 
Mac" containers. It's really hard to 
believe all this trash was collected in IV2 
hours! Trash cans are out in the parking 
lot, so please use them. It won't hurt 
walking 10 feet or so to put it in the can. 

Thanks to all who helped and let's 
keep our campus cleaner in the future. 

A-Day Plant Sale 

Once again the Landscape-Nursery 
Club is having its annual A-Day Plant 
Sale. The plant sale will be in front of the 
Library. We are offering a wide assort- 
ment of plants for our sale. Some plants 
we will be selling are: Azaleas (seven 
varieties), Euonymus, Dwarf Pussy Wil- 
low, Holly (three varieties). Junipers 
(five varieties), Chamaecyparis (three 
varieties). Spirea, Inkberry. mixed Peren- 
nials sold in quart sizes and many more. 

The plants sold are reasonably priced. 
We want to sell as many plants as possi- 
ble. See you there. 

Obituaries 

Frisky 

(1970- 1987) 

by Melanie O'Neill 

I am sorry to report the untimely de- 
mise of our beloved friend, Frisky. Never 
again will his bleating meow be heard in 
the greenhouse, nor will classes be inter- 
rupted to open the door for her. No 
longer shall she beg me to feed her with 
crossed eyes. Her presence will be sorely 
missed. Frisky is survived by loving fami- 
ly and friends here at DVC who will re- 
member her always. 




POSITION OPENING 

Director of the Office 
of Continuing Education 

Job Summary: Responsible for a com- 
prehensive continuing education pro- 
gram which includes college credit and 
non-credit activities. The Director pro- 
vides day-to-day management, evalua- 
tion of programs and staff, facilitation of 
new ventures, preparation of budgets 
and development of external outreach 
programs. Continuing Education students 
are essentially part-time, degree or non- 
degree candidates, who are primarily on 
evening or summer session schedules. 
Some part-time day students also are 
serviced by this office. 

Duties and Responsibilities: 

1. Scheduling, advising and counseling 
of CE students in spring, fall and sum- 
mer credit sessions in day and even- 
ing time frames. 

2. Recruiting of CE students from area 
employers and community colleges. 

3. Developing external sites, at local 
employers and/or other facilities, for 
the teaching of credit and/or non- 
credit courses. 

4. Preparing and supervising the CE 
budget, including provisions for facili- 
ties, faculty and staff, advertising and 
public relations. 

5. Developing, independently and in 
coordination with academic depart- 
ments, credit and non-credit programs. 

6. Acquiring and evaluating, in coopera- 
tion with the academic departments, 
of CE faculty. 

7. Visibility in and interaction with the 
local business and scientific community 
and appropriate professional societies. 



NAMA / DVC 
ELECTION RESULTS 

by John Stierly 

The DVC Student Chapter of the Na- 
tional Agri-Marketing Association held its 
regular monthly meeting on Tuesday, 
April 7, 1987 and conducted officer elec- 
tions for the 1987-88 year. Officers are: 
John Stierly, President; Allison Angle, 
Vice President; Patty Rupell, Secretary; 
Dan Hoke, Treasurer; Kathy Johnson, 
Public Information Director; Kay Lo- 
baugh, A-Day Representative; and Fay 
Lobaugh, ICC Representative. 

Plans for the National NAMA Con- 
vention were finalized. The convention 
will be held in St. Louis from April 25 
through April 29. NAMA/DVC will be 
represented in St. Louis by Mary Ann 
Vogt, Allison Angle, Joe Diamond, 
John Stierly and Dr. John H. Avery. At 
this convention, NAMA/DVC will be 
recognized nationally as an officiaJ NAMA 
Student Chapter. The NAMA/DVC 
group will be participating in student 
workshops, professional meetings and 
will meet with other Student Chapters 
from across the United States. 

The NAMA/DVC marketing competi- 
tion team is being formed for next year. 
The team will be required to present a 
pre-determined marketing research proj- 
ect to a panel of judges, who are mem- 
bers of the professional NAMA Chapter. 
NAMA/DVC will be in competition with 
its sister chapter, Penn State NAMA, for 
the opportunity to advance to national 
competition at the 1988 National NAMA 
Convention. 

NAMA/DVC membership is open to 
ALL DVC students who may be interest- 
ed in the agri- marketing industry. See 
any officer for details. 




Dr. and Mrs. Feldstein at Junior Prom, March 20, 1987 Photo/ Ram Pages files 



Frisky, only a few months ago, with his close 
friend Mr Rellis Photo/Melanie O'Neill 



Dr. Feldstein, continued from page 1 

I asked Dr. Feldstein about the future 
and how the students can make DVC 
better. He told me, "Believe in what you 
do, and do the best that you can." He 
hopes the school will become bigger, but 
not too big. Practical, hands-on-experi- 
ence, Dr. Feldstein believes, is another 
key to our past success and our future. I 
also asked about how Agriculture will be 
a part of the future; "Let me tell you," he 
said, "agriculture is a way of life, and a 
science, an artform, and a business." Dr. 
Feldstein believes it will take a business- 
man with courage, devotion, and intelli- 
gence to continue to make agriculture 
work. We are sitting on the edge of a new 
frontier, he added, technological agricul- 
ture. "The future has no bounds." 

"The only way the future will be better," 
Dr. Feldstein explained, "is by stabilizing 
enrollment, if we keep up with the times, 
and if we improve our physical facilities." 
If we stabilize enrollment, more successful 
planning can be done. Technology is 
moving at such a high pace, that to keep 
students competitive we must offer the 



latest equipment and knowledge. Final- 
ly, the physical structures must be main- 
tained. This can only be done through 
funding, so a new campaign for such 
must be started. 

Dr. Feldstein has certainly laid the 
groundwork for the next president, 
recently chosen to be Mr. William H. 
Rorer of the Rorer pharmaceutical firm. 

As I walked away from this interview, I 
felt a good feeling come over me. He 
spoke of the college as his home, his 
family, his life. Then an old story of the 
past came to mind, the story of devotion 
from the Old Testament: 

Entreat me not to leave thee, or to 
return from following after thee: for 
whither thou goest, I will go; and 
where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy 
people shall be my people . . . 

Where thou diest, will I die, and 
there will I be buried: the Lord do as 
to me, and more also, if ought but 
death part thee and me. 

Ruth 1:16,17 



The Year in 



SEPTEMBER 



NOVEMBER 






Steve Zenko named Director of Admissions (for- 
merly the Assistant Director). 



"STOP in the name of l.OVF..' the corn goddess 
sings on . , . 



DECEMBER 



DVC lost a part of itself with the death of Dr Peter Glick. Chairman of the Liberal Arts Department on 
September 4. 1986 



OCTOBER 




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DVC students getting ready for semester break 



FEBRUARY 



On Wednesday. October 20. a delegation of Chinese visited the campus to learn more about DVC's methods 
in processing and storage of foods. The five guests and their LISA contacts toured the facilities and lunched 
with members of the faculty and administration Displayed in the photograph, where the group posed in front 
of the Library, is the delegation s gift to the school, a panda bear wallhanging Photo 'DVC Public Info 




Fifth Annual Career Day. February 18. 1987. 




Former Orchard Manager Scott Robertello and the "fruits" of success at the Produce Stand on Route 202 

Photo 'Dave Harvey 




Preparing for summer at Ray Boston's Beach Party. Thursday. February 26, 1987 



Pictures 



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FEBRUARY 




A taste of summer at Ray Boston's Beach Part]/. Thursday. February 26. 1987 



MARCH 




"Technology: Tool for the Small Business." Doykstown's own Walter Conti at a Faculty Development Lecture. 
March 4. 1987. shown here with the Faculty Development Committee members: Dr. Heath. Dr Palumbo and 
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held at DVC. March 26. 1987 



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Founders' Day. April 5. 1987 



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Tom Saffel and Banjo Band at Caesar's Pub. Thursday. March 19. 1987 



Spring Concert. April 9. 1987 Photo/Kevin Dickmyer 





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AL WILSON EXITS; 
WOLFGANG ASSUMES A.D. POST 



by John Litzke 




After 11 years as the DVC Football 
Coach and Athletic Director. Al Wilson 
has resigned, effective April 15. 1987 

In 1986. Wilson accepted the head 
position of FAD. Footballers Against 
Drugs, which was formed to help fight 
drug abuse in football as well as in all 
sports, and to teach the grade school, 
junior high and senior high athletes the 
evils of drugs and their abuse 

With his resignation being accepted by 
President Joshua Feldstein. Wilson will 
now take the position of Executive Direc- 



tor of FAD with the program's home 
base being the Maxwell Football Club in 
Philadelphia. 

Effective immediately. Frank Wolf- 
gang becomes the new Chairman of the 
Division of. Physical Education and Ath- 
letics and Director of Athletics after serv- 
ing under Wilson as his assistant for 
many years. 

Congratulations to both men on their 
new positions and best of luck from Ram 
Pages and the students of DVC. 




COMING 



GOING 



A WEEKEND OF RECORDS, MEMORIES . . . 
SCHMIDT, ERVING, MILWAUKEE, HOCKEY OT INVOLVED 



by John Litzke 

The sports fans of Philadelphia were 
more than happy to honor two of their 
own this past weekend. 

Hank Aaron and Babe Ruth are quite 
a ways away, but before the 1987 Major 
League Baseball Season, only 12 games 
old. is over, Mike Schmidt will almost 
surely pass the likes of Hall of Famers 
Mel Ott. Ernie Banks and Eddie Mat- 
thews and threaten the likes of Willie Mc- 
Covey. Jimmie Foxx and Mickey Mantle 
for their positions on the all-time home- 
run list. 




Schmidt reached the 500 homerun 
plateau last Saturday, earlier than many 
expected, off of a 3-0 fastball from Pitts- 
burgh Pirates pitcher Don Robinson. The 
homerun couldn't have come at a more 
opportune time either as the Phils had 
just squandered a 5-0 lead and were 
down 6-5 in the top of the ninth. With 
two outs and Milt Thompson and Juan 
Samuel on base. Robinson ran a 3-0 
count on Schmidt and threw a pitch that 
Schmidt knew was out when he hit it. 
Not only was it his 500th. but it gave the 
Phils the 8-6 lead and eventual victory. 
Now with the pressure gone, Schmidt 
wants to start winning. "I know there's 
kind of a logjam in front of me, but I'm 
not even thinking about it," he said. 



"You see, I've got to go out there and 
play. There will be no parade for me 
today. No celebration. I have to get 
ready to play and I have to do all I can to 
help the team win ." You've entered some 
fine company Mike. 

And then there was the good doctor. 
Friday night was Julius Erving's night to 
shine in his final regular season game on 
the Spectrum floor. Before fans and 
honored guests, Julius Erving made his 
final housecall against the Indiana Pacers. 

It was a very extravagant, and some- 
what embarrassing for Julius, pre-game 
salute to Erving complete with fireworks, 
the Governor of Pennsylvania. Bob 
Casey, a serenade from good friend Patti 
LaBelle and his entire family. Master of 
Ceremonies. Al Meltzer. sportscaster 
from Channel 10, said something very 
foreshadowing in the pregame and it 
went like this. "We can't keep you up 
here very long Julius because you've got 
a job to do tonight, you've got to score 
36 points." This was greeted with thun- 
derous applause. With just two regular 
season games remaining, Julius needed 
to average 18.0 points to reach the 
coveted 30.000 point mark which has 
been reached by only two other NBA 
players in history, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 
and Wilt Chamberlain. 

Erving came out on fire. He had nine 
at the end of the first quarter and 22 at 
the end of the first half. He was halfway 
there with a half remaining and fans 
beginning to realize that they might be 
witnesses to a historical event. Erving 
shot out of the blocks in the second half 
reaching the 30-point mark midway 
through the quarter. He reached 32 and 
then 34 on a breakaway jam that was 
vintage Erving and should be etched on 
the minds of Philadelphians for a long 
time. Everyone wanted number 36 to 
come on a play just as spectacular. It was 
feared that he might get it on two free- 
throws, but missing both he'd have to 
wait for the next time down the court. 
And that he did as he took a feed from 
Andrew Toney. moved toward the base- 
line and hit the fade-away jumper for 
number 30,000. What a moment. Phila- 
delphians hope the Doc can make more 
than two more housecalls. 



While Philadelphian basks in the tri- 
umphant light of Michael Jack and Dr. J, 
something good is brewing in Milwaukee. 
Rob Deer and Dale Sveum homered in 
the bottom of the ninth inning Sunday to 
highlight a five-run rally that gave the 
unbeaten Milwaukee Brewers a 6-4 win 
over visiting Texas and their 12th straight 
victory. 

The Brewers, whose comeback broke 
the 1981 Oakland A's record for most 
consecutive wins at the start of the 
season, will try to equal the Major 
League mark in Chicago. "A record is a 
record, but this one is nice." Brewers 
rookie Manager Tom Trebelhorn said. "It 
doesn't happen very often, history 
proves it." 

Marathons are meant for running, not 
for hockey. But Saturday night the New 
York Islanders and Washington Capitals 
played to a 2-2 tie at the end of regula- 
tion in the seventh game of their best of 
seven Patrick Division playoff series. 
Three-and-a-half hours and four over- 
times later. Pat Lafontaine spoiled the 
sparking performance by both teams and 
both goal tenders with a game and series 
ending goal about three or four minutes 
into the fourth overtime. Goalies Kelly 
Hrudey of the Islanders and Bob Mason 
of the Capitals turned away 73 and 54 
shots respectively in a spectacular show- 
ing. The two battled, with rubbery legs, 
aching muscles and tired minds but their 
hearts shown through and it was evident 
that both teams were winners. The two 
played 128 minutes of hockey, equiva- 
lent to two full hockey games or 21 in- 
nings of baseball. The Flyers are next for 
the Islanders. 

What a weekend it was. 




MEN AT WORK 

FALL DOWN UNDER; 

B.A.L.L.S. TRIUMPH 

B.A.L.L.S. stunned Men At Work 
with a 7-4 victory. Erik Rosinquist was 
the winner with a shutout performance 
going into the sixth inning, but an error 
by Chris Curri ended the shutout bid as 
they rallied scoring four runs in the top of 
the sixth. There were only two extra base 
hits in the game, a double by Todd Hess 
and a triple by Eric Shade. 

12 3 4 5 6 7 Total 

B.A.L.L.S. 1 4 1 1 - 7 
MAW. 0000040 4 




NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: 12-HorseAle 
Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: $1 Cheesesteak 
Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Happy Hour 4 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



. STOCK SEAT EQUESTRIAN RESULTS 

DVC AM SHOW Class 15B - Intermediate II 

Class 18 — Open I s * — Kris landola 

1st - Chris Boyle 2nd ~ Miss y Brangen 

Class 16A — Advanced I *J audi 

1st - Mark Yarish 5th ~ A,hson BakoS 

4th Jen Nicolella Class 14 - Intermediate I 

Class 15A — Intermediate II A .. T * D 

- . . Ci . 4th — Tracey Kooney 

1st — Joanne Staats * 

2nd - Kris landola c| a*» 13B - Beginner Walk Jog 

5th Greg Strait 2nd ~ Rob Mehlman 

Class 14 - Intermediate I Class 16A - Advanced I 

2nd - Allison Bakos 3rd ~ Jen Nicolella 

3rd — Tracey Rooney Class 15A — Intermediate II 

4th — Barb Kranzel 2nd — Lisa Wilkoski 

Class 13A - Beginner Walk Jog 3rd ~ Christina King 

1st — Rob Mehlman Class 13A — Beginner Walk Jog 

4th — Mark Hartzel 1st — Mark Hartzel 

Class 16B - Advanced I 3rd ~ Dennis Hines 

1st — Joell Pursel Chris Boyle was Reserve Hi-Point 

Class 15B - Intermediate II Rider DVC was named Reserve Hi- 

2nd - Lisa Wilkoski Point Team 

3rd - Christina King RUTGER'S AM SHOW 

4th - Missy Brangen 13 Rob Mehlman 3rd 

Class 13B - Beginner Walk Jog 15 Barb Kranzel . . . . , 2nd 

2nd — Dennis Hines 16 Joanne Staats 5th 

Chris Boyle was named Hi- Point 17 Joe11 Pursel 3rd 

Rider. DVC was named Champion Hi- I 8 Chris Boyle 3rd 

Point Team! 15 Allison Bakos 1st 

15 Christina King 4th 

15 Missy Brangen 5th 

The following riders qualified for Re- 

DVC PM SHOW gionals to be held that afternoon: 

18 Chris Boyle 

Class 18 - Open 16/17 j oe \\ p urse j 

2nd - Chris Boyle 14 / 15 Joanne Staats 

Class 16B - Advanced I 13 Rob Mehlman 

1st — Joell Pursel . and those same four qualified 

2nd — Mark Yarish for Nationals! 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 



INDIVIDUAL SCORING 

Name G Pt». 

Stephanie Carson, Ups 10 204 

Lisa Adams. Mor 22 436 

Anne Searles. Muhl. 21 412 

Pam Pierce, Swarth, 14 275 

Cindy Boyer. W Md 14 269 

Darcel Estep. DV 10 188 

Kay Czap. Sus 16 299 

Delorus Giachetti, D-son 17 309 

Elaine Balaban. E town 18 293 

Shelly Parks. Scr. 16 258 

INDIVIDUAL REBOUNDING 

Name G Pts. 

Susan Grubb. Jun 15 202 

Alison Koch. Alb 19 218 

Anne Krumrine, F&M 19 217 

Stephanie Carson. Ups 10 112 

Sonya Chruch, D-son 17 188 

Cindy Greene, Mor. 22 239 

Cindy Boyer. W Md 14 150 

Anne Searles. Muhl 21 218 

Patti Thomas, King 17 168 

Barb Mann, Alb 19 180 



Avg. 

204 
198 
196 
196 
192 
18.8 
187 
182 
163 
16 1 



Avg. 

134 
115 
11.4 
112 
11 1 
109 
10.7 
104 
98 
95 



FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE 

Name G Made Art PCT 

Una Espenkotter, Scr 14 77 136 566 

Elaine Balaban. E-town 18 119 213 559 

Andrea Heinz. Sus 16 66 119 555 

Delorus Giachetti, D-son 17 135 244 553 

Cindy Boyer, W Md 14 119 219 543 

Ann Cessna, LV 14 83 158 5.25 

Cathy Belser, F&M 19 121 231 .523 

Sue Baldwin, D-son 17 110 212 519 

Bobbie Sue Copley. Urs 8 29 56 518 

Michelle Swanther. E-town 18 108 197 513 

FREE THROW PERCENTAGE 

Name 

Cathy Belsor. F&M 
Michelle Swanther, E town 
Tracy Herb, Muhl 
Wendy Novak, Mor. 
Elaine Balaban, E town 
Kay Czap. Sus. 
Ann Cessna, LV 
Jennifer Truscott, Swarth 
Trine Geiser, E-town 
Wendy Tretheway, Mor. 



GMade 


Art 


PCT 


19 


55 


62 


.887 


18 


38 


46 


826 


21 


66 


80 


825 


22 


37 


45 


822 


18 


55 


68 


809 


16 


73 


91 


802 


14 


26 


34 


765 


12 


26 


34 


760 


18 


41 


54 


759 


22 


53 


70 


.757 



AGGIE LEAVING NEST; 
GOOD LUCK DARCEL 

by Coach Pento 

The Aggie's will lose one player to 
graduation this year, senior Darcell 
Estep. Darcell was a very coachable 
young lady and she was a real pleasure 
to coach for three years. 

Darcell has played exceptionally well 
since she came to DVC in her sophomore 
year, especially since she had to concen- 
trate on two or three different positions. 
Some of Darcell's accomplishments are: 
she is the second leading scorer in the 
school's history with 828 points and in 
only three years of playing at DVC. She 
was the 1984-85 MVP. received the 
1985-86 Coaches Award, the 1986-87 
High Scorer and MVP Award. She was 
named the MAC Northern Division 
Player of the Week for the week of 
February 9th, also Eastern College Ath- 
letic Conference Player of the Week for 
February 14th; and last but not least, was 
picked to the All-Middle Atlantic Con- 
ference Team and Ram Pages Player of 
the Week. 




It has been a great pleasure having 
Darcell play for DVC and she has to be 
one of the most outstanding players to 
come through the DVC Basketball Pro- 
gram. Her shoes will be hard to fill, and I 
wish Darcell all the best in her future 
endeavors. 



MEN'S MAC BASKETBALL: 


FINAL STATISTICS 




Name 


G 


FG 


FGA 


PCT 


FT 


FTA 


PCT 


PTS 


AVE 


A 


ST 


REB 


AVE 


3FG 


D. Weldon 


23 


161 


250 


64% 


72 


88 


82% 


395 


172 


47 


39 


140 


6 1 


1 


J Boone 


23 


99 


215 


46% 


53 


68 


78% 


251 


10.9 


28 


19 


189 


8.2 





D. Minggia 


10 


35 


78 


45% 


5 


10 


50% 


97 


9.7 


27 


10 


11 


1.1 


22 


J. Jones 


16 


56 


126 


44% 


28 


37 


76% 


140 


8.8 


10 


9 


36 


22 





J Butts 


23 


77 


168 


46% 


22 


29 


76% 


192 


83 


77 


30 


89 


39 


16 


B. Haskins 


7 


22 


36 


61% 


5 


5 


100% 


55 


7.9 


9 


9 


8 


1.1 


6 


J. Cherry 


22 


60 


137 


44% 


28 


39 


72% 


161 


7.3 


20 


5 


17 


8 


13 


M. Sutrynowicz 


9 


26 


51 


51% 


5 


6 


83% 


60 


6.7 


12 


11 


32 


3.6 


3 


E. Ford 


22 


50 


104 


48% 


11 


18 


61% 


133 


6.0 


43 


32 


22 


1.0 


22 


C. Townsell 


10 


20 


49 


41% 


5 


13 


38% 


46 


46 


4 


2 


41 


4 1 


1 


J. Dudley 


18 


36 


67 


54% 


10 


19 


53% 


82 


46 


11 


10 


66 


3.7 





J Bobb 


1 


1 


2 


50% 


2 


2 


100% 


4 


4.0 











00 





G. Bloemker 


17 


17 


27 


63% 


3 


4 


75% 


37 


22 


3 


2 


33 


1.9 


-o 


J Wiorek 


5 


4 


6 


67% 


1 


3 


33% 


9 


1.8 





3 


17 


3.4 





M. Sports 


7 


3 


7 


43% 


4 


5 


80% 


10 


1.4 


1 





6 


9 





DVC TOTALS 


23 


667 


1323 


50% 


254 


346 


73% 


1672 


72.7 


292 


181 


707 


30.7 


84 



SCORES TO DATE; OVERALL RECORD: 1510; MAC NORTHEAST 9-6 



CABRINI 67, DVC 65 (OT) 
DVC 113, BEAVER 67 
EASTERN 71, DVC 59 
DVC 68, URSINUS 64 
DVC 63, KINGS 62 
FDU-MADISON81, DVC 64 
DVC 78, DREW 76 
DVC 97. ELIZABETHTOWN 76 
ALBRIGHT 70. DVC 67 
DVC 73, WILKES 63 
CATHOLIC 69, DVC 63 
DVC 6f. ALLENTOWN 50 



DVC 73, MUHLENBERG 69 
SUSQUEHANNA 54, DVC 53 
DVC 75, JUNIATA 71 
DVC 81, MORAVIAN 66 
SCRANTON 77, DVC 73 
WILKES 77, DVC 75 
SPRING GARDEN 85, DVC 82 
DVC 62, SCRANTON 61 
DVC 92. MESSIAH 80 
DVC 78, FDU-MADISON 62 
KINGS 99, DVC 83 



INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 

INDIVIDUAL SCORING INDIVIDUAL REBOUNDING 



NORTHERN DIVISION 

Name G PTS AVG 

S Swope. E-town 16 441 27.6 

J Barters. Alb 16 299 18.7 

J. Cleveland, Lye. 16 2% 18.5 

W Paul, Jun. 16 295 18.4 

J Steeber. Wilk. 17 302 17.8 

B. Dunn, Drew 16 279 17.4 
B Berklinger. Sus. 16 277 17.3 
D Disc. Jun. 16 267 16.6 
E Moyer, King 16 260 16.2 
D. Weldon, DVC 16 257 16 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - EAST LEAGUE 

L. Stevens, Wid. 10 221 22.1 

M Dell, Swarth. 10 176 17.6 

A Bauer. Wash 10 166 16.6 

C. Wasson. JH 9 141 15.7 

C. Gardner. Wid. 10 124 12.4 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - WEST LEAGUE 

D. Hostetler. LV 10 213 21.3 
T. Scott, F&M 12 236 19.6 
C Erb. G-burg 12 216 18.0 
M. German, Muhl. 12 210 17.5 
M. Dougherty, Mor. 12 169 14.0 



FIELD GOAL PERCENTAGE 

NORTHERN DIVISION 

FG FG 

Name G Made Att. PCT 

D. Weldon, DVC 15 105 161 .652 
T. Malecki. Alb 16 46 77 .600 
J. Flaherty. King 15 80 139 .576 
S. Gallagher. Scr. 16 89 157 .561 
S Swope. E-town 16 174 314 .554 

E. Moyer. King 16 99 181 .547 
O. Arrington, Mess. 16 65 120 .542 

F. Adams. FDU 16 90 168 .540 
J Cleveland. Lye. 16 120 223 .538 
J.P. Andrejko. Scr. 16 115 218 528 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - 

B Jankauskas. Urs. 6 

L. Stevens. Wid. 10 

T. Shivers, Urs. 9 

R Joyner. Urs. 10 

C Gardler. Wid. 10 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - 

D. Hostetler. LV 10 

B. Sheaffer, D-son 12 48 
D. Walsh. D-son 12 56 

C. Lambertson. W Md 12 58 110 .527 
C Clevenstine. Mor 12 45 85 .517 



NORTHERN DIVISION 

Name G REB 

B. Berklinger, Sus. 16 202 

E Moyer, King 16 189 

L. Squair. Jun. 16 179 

S. Gallagher, Scr. 16 162 

J. Batters, Alb. 16 157 

S. Swope, E-town 16 146 

F. Adams, FDU 16 137 

J. Steeber, Wilk 17 141 

S. Jacoby, Wilk 17 144 

J. Boone. DVC 16 127 



AVG 

12.6 

11.5 

11.1 

10.1 

9.8 

9.1 

8.6 

8.3 

8.2 

7.9 



SOUTHERN DIVISION - EAST LEAGUE 

M. Lattimore, JH 10 159 15 9 

L. Stevens, Wid 10 106 10.6 

J. Kosco, Swarth. 10 103 10.3 

P Bugg, Wid. 10 74 7.4 

C. Jamke, Wash 10 63 6.3 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - WEST LEAGUE 

T. Scott, F&M 12 114 9.5 

D. Doughlas, G-burg 12 109 9.1 
B. Ivin, Mor 9 79 8.7 * 
L. Bolinsky, LV 12 101 8.42 
D. Hostetler, LV 10 84 8.40 



FREE THROW PERCENTAGE 



NORTHERN DIVISION 



EAST LEAGUE 

17 26 654 
92 145 634 
24 46 522 
33 64 .516 
46 94 489 

WEST LEAGUE 

87 138 .628 
87 .552 
106 .528 



Name G 

D. Johnson, Mess. 16 
R Heiber, Lye. 16 
J. Cottrell, Alb. 16 

E. Jacobs, Scr 16 
M. Pendergast, Drew 16 
I Carzajal, FDU 15 
D. Weldon, DVC 16 
M. Stone, Alb. 16 
J. Flaherty, King 15 
J. Jones. Lye. 16 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - 

M. Dell, Swarth. 10 
J Maddox, Urs. 8 

P Udovich, Urs. 9 

J Barr. Wid 10 
J. Phillips. JH 9 

SOUTHERN DIVISION - 

M Rossi, Mor 12 

B Markey, F&M 12 

B Heck, Mor 12 

M German, Muhl 12 

C Erb, G-burg 12 



FT FT 

Made Att. PCT 

51 57 .895 

32 36 889 

31 36 .860 
39 46 .848 
34 41 .829 
42 51 .824 
46 56 821 
27 33 .820 

32 39 820 
31 38 .816 



EAST LEAGUE 

34 37 .919 
21 24 875 
20 25 .800 
17 22 .773 
20 26 769 

WEST LEAGUE 

33 36 916 
24 28 .857 
29 34 852 
57 68 .838 
32 39 821 



DVC WOMEN'S BASKETBALL FINAL STATISTICS 

23 GAMES 



NAME 


G 


FG 


FGA 


PCT 


F 


FTA 


PCT 


PTS 


AVG 


A 


S 


REB 


AVG 


Darcell Estep 


23 


163 


376 


43% 


31 


39 


79% 


357 


15 5 


110 


44 


145 


47 


Michelle Shirk 


23 


125 


242 


52% 


51 


71 


72% 


301 


13 1 


24 


59 


193 


84 


Tammy Petraskie 


23 


124 


251 


49% 


40 


70 


57% 


288 


12 5 


22 


27 


180 


78 


Laura Rot/ 


23 


101 


231 


44% 


8 


17 


47% 


210 


9 1 


72 


47 


b8 


30 


Etta Smith 


23 


58 


122 


48% 


19 


33 


58% 


135 


5 9 


8b 


57 


37 


16 


Lisa Long 


23 


33 


94 


35% 


47 


67 


70% 


113 


4 9 


16 


2b 


63 


27 


Stacy Yoder 


23 


36 


77 


47% 


8 


15 


53% 


KO 


3 5 


17 


14 


31 


1 3 


Rhonda Hill 


22 


16 


46 


35% 


6 


11 


55% 


:i8 


1 7 


11 


4 


29 


1 3 


Pat Dollarton 


7 


2 


11 


18% 


4 


8 


36% 


H 


1 1 


4 


3 


7 


1 


Sharon Chapman 


4 


2 


3 


67% 





1 


0% 


4 


1 


1 





2 


5 


Vicky Blazjewskt 


15 


1 


10 


10% 


5 


10 


50% 


7 


5 


1 


2 


16 


1 1 


TOTALS 


23 


bbO 


1453 


45% 


214 


332 


64% 


1534 


bb 7 


36.1 


281 


755 


32 8 



OVERALL RECORD 8 15 MAC NORTHEAST 4 b 



BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL RECRUITING SEASONS OPEN 



by John Litzke 




The Phillies, Mets, Yankees and Wolf- 
gang's crew have taken the field for the 
1987 season and it is well underway. 
Spring and winter may be the last things 
on our minds, but the coaches of our 
winter sports teams here at DVC are in 
the midst of one of the two busiest times 
of the year, outside of preseason prac- 
tices, and that is recruiting talent for the 
coming season. 

Brand spankin' new football coach 
Dick Bedesem and his staff have been 
traveling all over the region spreading 
the word about DVC football. "It's near- 



ing decision time for the players," said 
Bedesem. "We've had around 150 kids 
visit the school and we've received 15 
commitments. It is early for speculation 
on how well our recruiting season has 
done but we will know in the next two 
weeks or so for sure who is coming and 
who is not." 

The coaching staff has developed a 
rating system based on the "A," "B," "C" 
system, with "A" being the player the 
staff would most like to land. "I'm glad to 
say that we have landed eight-ten "A" 
kids," added Bedesem. 

The Philadelphia Catholic League will 
be well represented in training camp next 
season with the additions of Kyle Gilchrist 
and Rich Gerhardt from Bishop Egan, 
205 lb. tight end Walt Brennan from 
Archbishop Ryan and Matt Schmidt from 
Father Judge. Coach Bedesem and his 
staff have also made these acquisitions: 
Joe Rozick (C), Pennsbury; John Allen 
(T), Neshaminy; Dominec Basile, Nutley, 
NJ; Don Hemnan, Abe Lincoln H.S.; 
Tim Ford (QB), Millersville transfer; Dar- 
ryl Gardner (RB), C.B. West (high hopes 
once landed) . 

With two weeks to go and 150 res- 
ponses yet to be heard, it is wished that 



those "A" and "B" players be brought to 
the coach who's going to mold the DVC 
football team into an invincible, fighting, 
machine. 

Both basketball coaches are out to get 
the sycamores, the redwoods, those 
players who'll be able to battle the MAC 
forest on the boards and inside in '87 in- 
stead of succumbing to them. 

Women's coach Gary Pento is looking 
to strengthen his front line and he's look- 
ing for those players who will compli- 
ment the strengths of his '86-'87 team. 
Pento has landed some quality in the 
likes of 5 '-10" Lisa Sherman, an Alford 
State junior college transfer who turned 
down St. Bona venture and Buffalo State 
to join the Lady Aggies. Cheryl Beck, 
also at 5 '-10", is a Jefferson junior col- 
lege transfer, who should fit in well in 
coach Pento's plans. Other recruits being 
looked at by coach Pento are: Debbie 
Holman, Pennridge; Carla Marinetti, 
Easton Area; Karen Cummiskey, St. 
Huberts; Margaret Deaver, Cardinal 
O'Hara; Terry Ovellette, Somerville; and 
Stacia Gwcwa, Sumny Jr. College. 

On the men's side, head coach Bill 
Werkiser, in his third year, and assistants 
Jim Welsh and Mark Werkiser are choos- 




Coach Pento pleased to have landed some of 
Pennsylvania's top prospects. 

ing from among the following recruits: 
Bob Bard (6 '-6"), Manheim H.S.; Matt 
DeFrank (5 '-11"), Trinity; Steve Hart- 
man (6 '-6"), Hollidaysburg; Ted Otten 
(6 '-6"), St. James; David Schultz 
(6'-5"), Nazareth; Fred Arnold (6'-6"), 
Wippeny Park; Harold Mobley (6'-6"), 
Washington; and Mark Blitz (6 '-6"), 
Lincoln. 

Hoping to improve on the 15-10 rec- 
ord-setting-record of 1987, Werkiser is 
hoping to increase the size of his front 
line so as to match up with the likes of 
Kings, Scranton and Wilkes in 1987-88. 




Sterling clears bar with room to spare 

Men's Track Hits Throttle 
As Season Winds Down 

by John Litzke 

Coach Acker has let loose the gazelles. 
The DVC track teams have fared well in 
the past three to four weeks and with the 
all important Penn Relays on the horizon 
(begin this weekend at Franklin Field, 
34th & Spruce Sts., Philadelphia. PA), 
here's an update of meets to date. 

April 8 vs. Moravian at DVC: 

1500 Meters: Rob Benner (1st), 

4:07.38 
110 High Hurdles: Phil Sperry (1st), 

16:15 
5000 Meters: Dave Sports (1st), 

15:58.32 
1600 Relay Team: Williams, Allen, 

Rueb, Reason (1st), 3:25.26 
Javelin: Jim Flukey (1st), 185'-9V2"; 

Jim Bauzon (2nd), 178 '-3" 

STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 
Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 



The Greyhounds of Moravian were 
truly Greyhounds as they dominated 
DVC in the field events and on the track 
coasting to a 88-57 victory. 

April 11 vs. 
Muhlenberg & Lycoming: 

DVC showed pure speed and strength 
dominating the entire meet going away. 
DVC's track stars had first place finishes 
in 13 of the 18 events and, in many 
cases, first and second places. Among 
the outstanding efforts and first place 
finishes put in were: 
400 Relay: Williams, Keich, Dickmyer, 

Wilson, 43.74 
1500 Meter: Rob Benner (1st), 

4:08.16; Dave Sports (2nd), 4:23 
400 Meter: Mike Williams (1st), 52.01; 

Tom Allen (2nd), 52.38 
100 Dash: Lamont Rothmaller, 11.23; 

Jim Wilson, 11.23 
800 Meter: Hardy Reub, 2:01.47 
400 Hurdles: Tom Makowski (1st), 

59.36; Phil Sperry (2nd), 60.32; 

Chuck Delany (3rd), 61.74; Mark 

Brinsky (4th), 62.94 
200 Meters: Mark Reasons, 23.17 
5000 Meters: John Thomson (1st), 

17:40.17; Sean Miller (2nd), 

18:46.17 
1600 Relay: Benner, Allen, Reub, 

Reason, 3:31.38 
Long Jump: Leo Reaver (1st), 

20'-7 1 /2"; Frank Gilbert (2nd), 

20'-7" 
Javelin: Jim Flukey (1st), 179'; Jim 

Bauzon (2nd), 177 '-9" 
Discus: Ted McElwee (1st), 130 '-7"); 

Jim Bauzon (2nd), 121' 
Triple Jump: Phil Sperry, 42'-V2" 

The final score showed the complete 
DVC domination: DVC 120, Muhlen- 
berg 47, Lycoming 6. 

continued on page 9 



Personal 

To Student Government Minutes 
(Attention: Anthony) — Get your act 
together!!!! (Is that enough emphasis for 
you?) Should we beware of that evil- 
eyed water fountain that is looking to be 
fixed? We did not know it had such an 
active sex life. — Your Editing Crew 

Full time help needed on a dairy farm in 
the Quakertown area. Housing and food 
provided. Includes dairy and field work. 
See Jim in Berk 209 or the Placement 
Office. 




GUEST LECTURER 

Head Women's Coach at Delaware Valley College 

Coach Gary Pento just finished his third season as head coach of the 

DVC women's basketball team. In his first season as a head coach. 

Gary snapped a 25-game losing string and posted a 12-9 overall 

record. 

Before becoming the head coach at DVC, Gary spent five years 

assisting at the high school level at Solebury Private School . He then 
became the assistant coach at DVC for the men's basketball team for two seasons. For 
the past two summers Gary has been lecturing at various basketball camps in the area, 
such as Howie Landa's All-Pro Camp and the Lafayette College's Basketball Camp. 

Gary Pento has been lecturing at Lafayette's Basketball Camp for the past two years. 
He's one of the best speakers at our camp; mainly because he doesn't just stand there 
and speak, he demonstrates what he's talking about, he hands out a visual aid, and the 
campers participate when he lectures. He is ultimately concerned with the kids learning 
and benefitting from his lectures, and it shows. I'm always happy to see Coach Pento 
lecture at Lafayette's College Basketball Camp. 

Head Men's Coach 
Lafayette College 

PROFILE: JACK FOLEY 
The Man Who Puts Us Back Together 

by John Litzke 



I had the opportunity to work with this 
man during the 1984 football season as a 
student trainer and let me be the first to 
tell you, he's one of the best. If any of us 
have received a sports-related injury, and 
many of us have, Mr. Foley is the man to 
see. Many of us have been treated by Mr. 
Foley but I don't think we know the man 
behind the scissors, weight machines, 
and all that tape. 

As a young man. Mr Foley attended 
Bishop McDevitt H.S.. playing both foot- 
ball and basketball. He comes from quite 
a large family of 12; eight boys and four 
girls and Jack was the first boy. He is a 
graduate of Ithaca College where he ma- 
jored in Health & Physical Education 
and earned his Athletic Training degree 
at West Chester University in 1978 

After graduation. Mr. Foley spent a year 
at the University of Pennsylvania as As- 
sistant Trainer and off season Condition- 
ing Coordinator. Following his stay at 
University of Pa he came to us here at 
DVC 

At DVC. he is the Head Athletic Trainer 
and Conditioning Coach as well as a 
teacher in First Aid and CPR His training 
room philosophy reads like this: We try 
to create an optimal environment for 
normal healing to occur Sports medicine 
has come a long way since the days of 
the "bucket and sponge ." Today the ath- 
lete is served by a team of professionals 
who are dedicated to the prevention, 
treatment, and rehabilitation of injuries 



Mr Foley and his assistant. Sandy Hay- 
ward (West Chester grad) . try to prevent 
injuries through off season conditioning 
programs, physical screening, and equip- 
ment selection They also provide 
emergency care, through CPR. transpor- 
tation, and management of the first aid 
Once inital treatment is completed, the 
trainers provide support for the injury by 
taping, splinting, ace bandaging, or brac- 
ing The trainers aid in rehabilitation by 
applying ice. heat, electrical stimulation, 
ultra sound, and resistance exercises 
(isotonic, isometric, and isokinetic). Fi- 
nally. Mr Foley and his trainers educate 
or counsel athletes for a life time of intel- 
ligent and practical health habits in terms 
of hygiene, nutrition, fitness, alcohol and 
drug use. and stress 

When asked how DVC has been with 
injuries as a whole these past two sport 
seasons he replied. 'They didn't decrease 
and they didn't increase (1981 was his 
busiest sports year when he had eight 
serious knee injuries to take care of.) The 
athlete is much better conditioned com- 
ing to college: the athlete is also bigger, 
stronger, and faster I don't think they'll 
ever be a point of decrease in injuries " 
Each season is a challenge " 

I think we can be proud of the job Mr 
Foley has done these past two seasons 
and I think we can feel much securer and 
safer knowing we have the best at our 
side Thank you. Mr Foley 



BB 



To Err Is Human, 
And In Baseball Too 

by John Litzke 

It's a season comparable to the start of 
the Philadelphia Phillies in '87. DVC's 
ripping the cover off of the ball with the 
team batting a lusty .331 but numerous 
mistakes in the field, and at critical times, 
have cost DVC runs and, on a few occa- 
sions, games. Here's an update of scores 
to date and how the team is doing statis- 
tically and in the MAC standings. DVC 
stands at 5-7 with seven games remaining. 




SCORES TO DATE 
(Overall record 5-7, MAC 3-5) 

Ursinus 10. DVC 6 
Ursinus 10, DVC 3 
DVC 11. Drew 3 
DVC 7, Drew 3 
DVC 10, Albright 8 
Kings 5, DVC 
Kings 10, DVC 3 
DVC 10. FDU 8 
FDU 14. DVC 10 
Muhlenberg 25, DVC 14 
Upsala 9, DVC 5 
Upsala 7. DVC 5 
DVC 12, Beaver 5 



STATS AFTER 10 GAMES 




Name 


AB 


R 


H 


AVE 


Heisey, M. 


34 


10 


18 


.529 


Lewandowski, T. 


29 


8 


11 


.379 


Sandone, T. 


32 


11 


11 


.344 


Bacher, L. 


15 


2 


7 


.467 


Boyle, B. 


32 


7 


10 


.312 


Mraz, D. 


28 


7 


11 


.393 


Kelly. S. 


31 


11 


8 


.258 


Sucoloski. S. 


33 


4 


4 


.121 


Boyle. C. 


11 


3 


5 


.455 


Rother. M. 


13 


6 


4 


.308 


Leinbach, P. 


11 





3 


.273 


McGlone. S. 


7 





1 


.143 


Cunningham, L. 


3 


1 


2 


.667 


Koperna. R. 


12 


3 


3 


.250 


Seidel, S. 


2 








.000 


Swap, E. 


2 








.000 


Boyer, C. 


2 





1 


.500 


Griscom, D. 











.000 


Hager, K. 


2 








.000 


DVC TOTALS 


299 


73 


99 


.331 



MAC STANDINGS AS OF 4/13: 

SOUTHERN DIVISION 

Southeast League W L T PCT 

Johns Hopkins 7 1 .875 

Washington 3 3 .500 

Widener 3 3 .500 

Haverford 2 2 .500 

Swarthmore 2 4 .333 

Ursinus 2 4 .333 

Southwest League 

Gettysburg 4 1 .800 

Muhlenberg 4 2 .667 

Moravian 32 .600 

Franklin & Marshall 2 2 500 

Lebanon Valley 15 .167 

Western Maryland 2 4 .000 

NORTHERN DIVISION 
Northeast League 

King's 4 

Upsala 4 

Delaware Valley 3 

Scranton 2 

Drew 1 

FDU-Madison 1 



1.000 
1.000 



5 

2 

5 

5 



Northwest League 

Dickinson 4 2 

Juniata 4 2 

Susquehanna 5 3 

Elizabethtown 3 3 

Wilkes 3 3 

Messiah 3 5 

Albright 2 6 



.375 
.500 
.167 
.167 

.667 
.667 
.625 
.500 
500 
.375 
.250 




SPORTS' BRIEFS '87 

by John Litzke 

• Phillies in the cellar, the dungeon of 
the National League East, 4V2 games 
behind first place St. Louis. Parrish is 
struggling at and behind the plate, the 
pitching stinks and the defense belongs, 
for the most part, in the minor leagues. 
They continue to tell us they'll improve 
but while they're improving, St. Louis 
and New York are winning. Despite all 
the preseason hype, I expect a similar 
conclusion, or worse in '87. 

• Ron Jaworski receives offers from LA. 
Raiders, Seattle and San Diego. 

• There's something snorty going on in 
Phoenix as current Suns Jay Hum- 
phries, James Edwards and Grant 
Gondrezick and former players Mike 
Bratz and Grafield Heard were indicted 
for cocaine use and trafficking. If the 
three current players are convicted. 
Commissioner David Stern will kick 
them out of the league, for good. 

• In Wrestlemania III, the pinnacle of 
athletic skill and competitive commer- 
cialism, the following were the earth 
shaking results: Champion Hulk Hogan 
defeated the mutated mountain, Andre 
the Giant to retain his belt; In the Inter- 
continental Championship bout, Ricky 
"The Dragon" Steamboat defeated 
Randy "Macho Man" Savage; Roddy 
Piper defeated Adorable Adrain 
Adonis. Adonis doesn't look as cute as 
he did with his head now shaved; Her- 
cules Hernandes defeated Billy Jack 
Haynes; "The Natural" Butch Reed 
defeated Koko B. Ware; The Hart 
Foundation defeated the British Bull- 
dogs to retain the tag team title. Some- 
one give Danny Davis a lethal injection 
please. 

• Sugar Ray Leonard wins middleweight 
title after "beating" champ Marvin 
Hagler. Fight fixing was an issue after- 
wards but was declared impossible. 

• Ex-Bullet-Sixer coach Gene Shue is 
likely to take the head coaching job at 
the helm of the San Diego, I mean Los 
Angeles Clippers. Anything to get him 
out of the broadcast booth. And unless 
he is a God, he will end up another 
Clipper coaching casuality. 

• Flyers take care of Rangers 4-2 while 
losing the services of center captain 
Dave Poulin, Murray Craven and re- 



main without Ronnie Sutter. Next for 
the Flyers is that other New York club, 
the Islanders which started in Philadel- 
phia on Mon. and Wed. and goes to 
The Island for games three and four 
this weekend. Let's go Flyers! In the 
Adams it's Montreal-Quebec. In the 
Norris it's Toronto- Detroit. In the 
Smythe it's Winnipeg-Edmonton. 
» June 15, 1987, fight being billed as 
The War at the Shore between Michael 
Spinks, defending heavyweight champ 
and challenger Gerry Cooney. Loca- 
tion is at Trump's Plaza Hotel and 
Casino and tickets range from $50 to 
$500. 
► East beats West handily in the Annual 
McDonald's High School Basketball 
Classic at the Spectrum. Future stars 
Mark Macon, Treg Lee and Brian 
Shorter were among the high scorers. 
» Celtics top Hawks to gain home court 
advantage throughout the playoffs, 
unless they should meet the Lakers in 
the finals. Sixers open playoff season 
vs. the Milwaukee Bucks tonight at 9 
p.m. and Sun. at 3:30 p.m. in Milwau- 
kee. Will return to the Spectrum Wed., 
April 29 and Fri., May 1 if necessary. 
Without injured Barkley, the Sixers 
won't go very far. 

1 World Champion Moreno Argentin of 
Italy won the Liege-Bastogne-Leige 
cycling race for the third time in a row, 
outsprinting Stephen Roche of Ireland 
and Claude Criquielion of Belgium on 
Sunday. 

1 Los Angeles Dodger big wig Al Cam- 
panis resigns after he maligned blacks, 
saying they were not capable of man- 
aging or owning a major league base- 
ball team due to poor managing and 
organizational skills, among other 
comments. 

NBA planning on expansion to Char- 
lotte, N.C., Indianapolis and either 
Miami or Orlando in Florida. An inter- 
esting scenerio is unfolding in Florida. 
Local sports figures Billy Cunningham 
and Pat Williams, both former Sixer 
executives, head the groups pushing 
for teams in both cities. Cunningham 
in Miami and Williams in Orlando. 
Given the option of signing early, 
Tampa Bay signs quarterback and po- 
tential number one draft pick Vinnie 
Testeverde. 

New York Mets, although not swoon- 
ing as far as quality goes, looking at the 
successes of former third baseman Ray 
Knight, now in Baltimore. Knight is 
batting a hefty .467, and leading the 
league, while among the leaders in hits 
and doubles. Rookie Bo Jackson has 
also had a fine start for the Kansas City 
Royals. 

In a quite unfortunate and bizarre oc- 
curence. Cardinals pitcher John Tudor 
is fallen on while sitting comfortably in 
the dugout by the opposing catcher, 
Gary Carter, who was chasing a foul 
ball. Carter fell into Tudor breaking his 
knee and putting the Cardinal ace out 
for three months. 




Track, continued from page 8 

April 21 vs. Haverford & Ursinus: 

DVC fared well finishing a second to a 
quality Ursinus Bear team and leaving 
Haverford in the dust. 

DVC captured the 400 and 1600 
Meter Relays with teams of Rothmaller, 
Keich, Dickmyer and Wilson and Wil- 
liams, Enoch, Reub and Reasons at 43.4 
and 3:21.2. Outstanding, all-around 
athletes Marc Reasons, Jim Wilson, Tom 
Makowski and Mike Williams captured 
the 100, 400, 400 hurdles and 200 
respectively. 

Meanwhile, over at the weight events, 
Dave Keich and Frank Gilbert finished 
first and second in the long jump and 
newly named Division III Ail-American 
Jim Flukey finished second in the javelin 
(quite a rarity) with a chuck of 190 '-6V2". 

"It was a close meet throughout," said 
Acker during his post-meet press confer- 
ence. "We had our best 400 relay time of 
the season at 43.4 and I'm very happy 
with the work of Mark Reasons on our 
400 anchor leg," finished Acker. Missing 
in action are Steve Caffey, Leo Reaver 
and Dave Keich who are nursing knee 
injuries. 

The meet ended: Ursinus 81, DVC 71, 
Haverford 40. Look out Penn Relays. 




April 18, Rutgers Relays: 

5000: Sports, 15:47, Donofrio, 17:11 

4 x 400 Relay (Women): Kunkel 
(63.70), Hajioannou (62.95), Drey 
(70.78), Stackhouse (64.26), 4:21.7 

4 x 400 Relay (Men): Williams (52). 
Enoch (51.24), Rueb (51.71), 
Reason (49.56), 3:24 (3rd) 

4 x 100 Relay (Men): Rothmaller, 
Dickmyer, Keich. Wilson. 44.04 
(2nd) 

Shuttle Hurdle: Brinsky (16.60), 

Makowski (18.81), Delaney (16.05), 
Sperry (16.13), 1:07.51 (2nd) 

4 x 200 Relay (Men): Wilson (23.36), 
Dickmyer (22.60), Williams (22.67), 
Reasons (21.81), 1:30.46 (2nd) 

Sprint Medley: Rothmaller (24.45), 
Allen (23.12), Reub (52), Benner 
(1.55), 3:36.20 (1st) 

Long Jump: Kunkle (5th), 16' 

Javelin: Kunkle (6th), 122' 



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DVC's NAM A field trip to the Ford /New Holl and Farm Machinery Plant, March 19 Left to right: Darren 
Samuel. Mary Ann Vosf. Patty Rupell. John Stierly and Allison Angle (not shown) 



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Vol. XXI, No. 26 
Friday. May 1, 1987 



Highlights 

It's been real . . . it's been hard 

work, but it was worth it! And 

YOU can make it work next year 

. . . see you then! 



NC )TK "I I 'In- opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 




College Landmark 
Destroyed 

by Bill Rein 

She was only seventeen years old. but 
she had graduated from DVC just last 
year She even had participated in stu- 
dents antics, having worn a toga a few 
years ago. Those who have traveled the 
paths by the library, in front of Ginkgo 
Lane, probably never forgot her Now 
that she is gone. I hope at least the 
memories will remain 

The Corn Goddess was a college land- 
mark, but has fallen to the hand of one of 
the few criminals on this campus She 
was destroyed that Wednesday night 
when she was ready to see another 
A Day of admirers and old friends. Once 
again. DVC loses a part of its face to a 
few violent creatures who care not for 
others Good thing the majority of us 
respected her 



"Sticky" business? Sweet stuff! At the Novelties 
Booth last Saturday Photo Ram Pages 



The A-Day Blues 



I me s bv Ann Whitesell 

Chorus: Oh. I've got the A- Day -blues. Yes. the A-Day blues. 
It's Ix'en real fun I've worked ami now it's done 
( )h. I've got the A- Day blues 

Thrs sang is dedicated to the A D.iv. Committee and its crew 
They've pushed the hay ami hammered the flats, they turned this campus into the 

Ix'st 
Now that it's over, and all the people are gone, they're sipping a few beers and 
sitiging this song 

(Chorus) 

Yes. it's been real hurting on the crew that banded out food 
I loir much soda, hot dogs and popcorn can a man see before his pay is due 
(Oh. I think I'm seeing Wendy praying n prayer and singing along ) 

(Chorus) 

Well the farmers are done showing their beefers and cows 

I think I heard a boy mumble "Nothing like getting up at dawn and not going to bed 
'til (i quarter of tiro " V<\s. he's (ailing asleep to this song 

(Chorus) 

Yes it's />«vn real fun 

It's ban long and it's been hard, but nvfv iloin' our 'service to the college 

Well bevond 

- . ■ 

Ho please let us smg our A Day song 

(Chorus) 



Agronomy Department 

Chairman Retires After 

30 Years With DVC 

Dr. Julian Prundeanu, presently Chair- 
man of the college's Agronomy Depart- 
ment, recently announced that he is re- 
tiring at the conclusion of this semester, 
"after serving the college with distinction 
and utmost dedication for more than 30 
years," according to a memo filed by Dr. 
Joshua Feldstein on April 9. 

Dr. Prundeanu, 71, is credited with 
the idea of creating our Lake Archer out 
of what was a campus dump in 1961, as 
well as being honored for his DVC spirit 
with this year's Founders' Day Distin- 
guished Faculty Member Award, and 
having a new scholarship established in 
his name by the alumni of his Agronomy 
Department. 

Agriculture students at DVC will prob- 
ably never forget their Plant Science or 
Survey of Ag. Labs in which they learned 
to distinguish "wheat" from "miscellane- 
ous crops," in Dr. Prundeanu's slight ac- 
cent he has retained from his days in 
Romania, where he was born (near 




Future Aggies? A-Day is a learning and growing 
experience. Photo/Ram Pages 




Dr Julian Prundeanu, right, hes announced his re- 
tirement, which incidently coincides with the retire 
ment of fellow administrators such as Dr Feldstein, 
center, and Dr. Clinton Blackmon, who retired at 
the end of last year Photo/Ram Pages files 

Bucharest). He was graduated with a 
degree in Agronomy from Bucharest 
University in 1938 and traveled to Berlin 
and Heidelberg where he did some ad- 
vanced study, until receiving a Ph.D. in 
Agronomy from Cornell University in 
1956. Interested in teaching, he came to 
DVC (the National Agricultural College 
then) to become the entire Agronomy 
Department faculty! 

According to a feature article devoted 
to Dr. Prundeanu in the April 21 issue of 
The Daily Intelligencer, the lifelong plant- 
lover believes he still knows all of his stu- 
dents, from 1956 to now! A warm and 
friendly man. Dr. Prundeanu was recent- 
ly surprised with a retirement party given 
by the Agronomy Club. 

And what does Dr. Prundeanu plan to 
do when he is retired? Do a little traveling 
with his wife Edith, to such places as the 
West. Europe, Jerusalem, the Great 
Wall of China and ancient remains of 
Mexico, to name a few. 

Mr Lawrence D. Hepner. currently 
an Agronomy professor and also a DVC 
graduate, will take over as Agronomy 
Chairman on September 1. 1987. 




APICS Gift to DVC 



Here's the beefi! Come and get em' 100% pure 
beefburgers are an A Day staple 
Photo Ram Pages 



by Margaret Freeman 

As we pass through the portals of the 
Krauskopf Library we enter the world of 
books, research, study and for some 
sleep. 

Acquiring the books that fill the shelves 
takes time, thought and money. You see 
new books on the shelves immediately to 
your left as you enter the library. Have 
you ever wondered why or how they 
were chosen or who was responsible for 
getting them into circulation? 

Part of the answer lies in the generous 
endowment of professional organiza- 
tions. Recently the Bux-Mont Chapter of 
American Production and Inventory 
Control Society (APICS) gave a gift of 
eight books to the library. These books 
will assist all students who take Produc- 
tion Management with their papers, plus 



those that are interested in better effec- 
tiveness of American industry. 

The collection includes a wide spec- 
trum of current topics. When you pass 
the new bookshelves look for these 
additions: 

Justin-Time by Walter E. Goddard 
Production and Inventory Management 

in the Computer by Oliver W. Wight 
Manufacturing Resource Planning, 
■ MRP II by Oliver W. Wight 
MRP 11 by Thomas F. Wallace 
The Executive's Guide to Successful 

MRP II by Oliver W. Wight 
High Performance Purchasing by John 

E Schorr 
Focus Forecasting by Bernard T. Smith 
DRP by Andre J Martin 

Also, the library receives the two peri- 
odicals published by APICS. They are: P 



& IM Review, a monthly publication: 
and Production & Inventory Manage- 
ment, a quarterly journal. 

APICS is the only professional society 
dedicated to the improvement and ad- 
vancement of the field of production and 
inventory management. The Bux-Mont 
Chapter holds a monthly meeting that 
keeps members abreast of the latest ideas 
of the cornerstones of competitive survival 

On campus, we have a student chap- 
ter. Members regularly attend these pro- 
fessional meetings. They help give us the 
competitive edge by meeting people in 
the field and becoming more familiar 
with the buzz words we heard in class. 

President Tim Kohl. Class of '88. in- 
vites all those interested in production 
(agribusiness, business, food industry, 
etc.) to contact him about membership. 



ON THE TOWN 

A GUIDE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA 



by Kevin Dickmyer 

ZOO NEWS 
The ZooShop Wants You 

Picture yourself working in a cool, 
modern wooden carriage house filled 
with rope hammocks dangling from the 
ceiling. Imagine all sorts of stuffed ani- 
mals, displays of ceramic animals, flower- 
printed perfumed sachets, animal-pat- 
terned stationery and wildlife photog- 
raphy. Imagine this setting in a beautiful, 
42-acre garden filled with 1,600 wild ani- 
mals. Imagine working in this setting! 
You can. The Philadelphia Zoo's Zoo- 
Shop wants you. 

The ZooShop is one of only two totally 
volunteer-staffed zoo gift shops in the 
United States and was recently presented 
with the Delaware Valley Association of 
Directors of Volunteer Programs PROJ- 
ECT LIVE Award for local innovative ef- 
forts. Volunteers who work in ZooShop 
can gain valuable experience in all levels 
of merchandising in a series of interesting 
positions from sales clerk to shop mana- 
gers to buyers or inventory clerks. 



All proceeds from ZooShop sales go 
toward veterinary care. 

Volunteers in ZooShop receive inter- 
esting incentives, too: guest passes, a 
30% discount on ZooShop merchandise 
and an invitation to the Zoo's annual 
Volunteer Party. There's also free, con- 
venient parking right next to the Shop. 

A Zoo-sponsored Summer Student 
Program (for students 14 years or older) 
pays for transportation to the Zoo plus 
lunch. In return, the student agrees to 
work at least one seven-hour day a week 
in the ZooShop in exchange for on-the- 
job training. Another program, the Re- 
tired Senior Volunteers Program (RSVP), 
provides qualified senior citizens with 
meal and transportation reimbursement. 
No special skills are required — just a 
small commitment of time and enthusi- 
asm. The rewards are terrific. Volunteers 
gain valuable experience — and have 
fun doing it. 

For further information on becoming a 
ZooShop volunteer, call Hedy Cerwinka 
at the Zoo, 243-1100, ext. 283. 



HELP! From the Counseling Department 



Final Exam Workshop! 

How to Prepare for 

and Take Final Exams 

A workshop will be offered on Reading 
Day, May 5 at 11 a.m. in the Tutoring 
Center (Segal Hall Basement) . 

Bring your course material (class notes 
and text) so that you can apply these 
techniques right away. 

Can You Swim? 

Why not have your friends bet on 
you? 

Support the LITERACY CENTER 
OF BUCKS COUNTVS SWIM- 
ALONG PROGRAM. 

Sign up as many sponsors as you can 
(friends, teammates, professors, etc.) to 
make a pledge for each lap you swim. 

The program is sponsored by the 
YMCA and will take place from May 3 to 
May 9. See Mr. Davis in the Tutoring 
Center for more information, ext. 2309. 



Movies for the Week 

THE BARN -343-2088 

Platoon (R) 

7:15-9:30 

Secret of My Success (PG-13) 

7:00-9:15 

Project X (PG) 

7:00-9:15 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 

7:00 - 9:00 

My Demon Lover (PG-13) 
7:30 - 9:30 

ROUTE 309 CINEMA -646 4551 

Lethal Weapon (R) 

8:00- 10:15 

Raising Arizona (PG) 

8:00- 10:15 

Secret of My Success (PG-13) 

7:30 - 10:00 

Crocodile Dundee (PG-13) 

7:15 - 9:30 

My Demon Lover (PG-13) 

7:00-9:15 

Tin Men (R) 

7:15-9:45 

Police Academy 4 (PG) 

7:45- 10:15 

Project X (PG) 
7:30 - 9:45 

Princess Academy (R) 
7:00-9:15 



Peer Counselors 

The Counseling Department is looking 
for conscientious, caring individuals 
who are good listeners to serve as 
Peer Counselors for the '87-'88 aca- 
demic year. Inquire in the Counseling 
Office, Allman Building, or call ext. 
2278, 2270, 2309. 

Tutors 

Applications now being taken for 
Tutors for '87-'88. Inquire in the Coun- 
seling Office, Allman Building, or call 
ext. 2278, 2270, 2309. 



The staff at Ram Pages 

offers best wishes for 

a safe, relaxing summer 

to our readers, 

and, especially, 

success to the Class of '87! 



Billboard's 
Top 10 

TOP ALBUMS 

1. The Joshua Tree, U2 

2. Licensed To 111, Beastie Boys 

3. Slippery When Wet, Bon Jovi 

4. Look What The Cat Dragged In, 
Poison 

5. Graceland, Paul SimOn 

6. Trio, Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, 
Emmylou Harris 

7. Life, Love and Pain, Club 
Nouveau 

8. Sign O' the Times, Prince 

9. The Final Countdown, Europe 
10. The Way It Is, Bruce Hornsby & 

The Range 

TOP SINGLES 

1. "Died In Your Arms," Cutting 
Crew 

2. "Looking for a New Love," Jody 
Watley 

3. "Don't Dream It's Over," Crowded 
House 

4. "La Isla Bonita," Madonna 

5. "Sign O' the Times," Prince 

6. "With or Without You," U2 

7. "I Knew You Were Waiting," 
Aretha Franklin & George Micheal 

8. "The Finer Things," 
Steve Winwood 

9. "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," 
Starship 

10. "Stone Love," Kool & the Gang 



FINANCIAL AID 

Scholarship Available! 

The Class of 1984 is sponsoring a 
scholarship. Applicants must be either an 
incoming junior or senior, must show fi- 
nancial need, have a grade point average 
of 2.00 or above and be Involved in 
campus activities. Applications are avail- 
able at the Financial Aid Office. 



MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

College, the great American dream, 
becomes a nightmare when the bills start 
coming in. What to do? The good news 
is: PRIVATE SOURCE scholarships, 
grants and loans. 

Your eligibility for private source 
awards has nothing to do with govern- 
ment financial aid. 

You are eligible for awards based on 
factors in your background, including 
FIELD OF STUDY. 

For example, if your field is BUSINESS 
ADMINISTRATION, you are eligible for 
a $2,000 scholarship, renewable for four 
years, from the National Association of 
Plumbing-Heating-Cooling Contractors . 
Deadline is May 1. 

Every student is eligible for many 
awards from the many private sources. 
The problem is not, "Is there college 
money for me?" (There is literally BIL- 
LIONS available.) 



ELECTION RESULTS 

STUDENT GOVERNMENT 

President: Laura Etzweiler; Vice Presi- 
dent: Kelley Hadesty; Secretary: Chris 
Schatt; Treasurer: Tammy Petraski; 
S.A.C. Co-Chairpersons: Michelle Dobbs, 
John Zellers; Senate Commuter Repre- 
sentative: Brian Wood and two open 
posts; S.A.C. Commuter Representative: 
Phil Azar and two open posts. 

CLASS OF 1988 

President: Eric Vanden Berghe; Vice 
President: Debbie Noonan; Secretary: 
Sharon Fellman; Treasurer: Jim Wilson; 
Senate Representative: Clair Thompson; 
S.A.C. Representatives: Anthony Dono- 
frio, Beth Karr, Vicky Mosly; Commuter 
Representative: Jim Cristea. 

CLASS OF 1989 

President: Laine Hellein; Vice President: 
Laura Harmer; Secretary: open post; 
Treasurer: April DeGeorge; Senate Rep- 
resentative: Tracy Murray; S.A.C. Rep- 
resentatives: Daniel J. Courts, Brooke 
Kerby and two open posts; Commuter 
Representative: open post. 

CLASS OF 1990 

President: Brian Taggart; Vice President: 
Sandra Solimene; Secretary: Holly Eck- 
loff; Treasurer: Laurie Middour; Senate 
Representative: Karen Vincent; S.A.C. 
Representatives: Trina Sweigert, Donna 
Bradley, Jackie Leoncavallo, Mary Ann 
Bailey. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"De/ Vol's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: 12-HorseAle 
Night 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: $1 Cheesesteak 
Night 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Happy Hour 4 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



Summer Youth Exchange 

The Rotary Organization sponsors a 
summer youth exchange for three-week 
periods to different countries (ages 15-21 
years) . 

This summer they will be sending 
young people to France and Portugal. In 
return your family must be a host family 
to a young person from those countries 
for a three- week period. 

On August 6, 1987 a group of about 
50-60 young people will go to France 
after they have hosted a like number of 
young people from France beginning 
July 14th for three weeks. They will 
return to France on the same day that 
our young people leave for France. 

In addition, on August 6, 19^7, ap- 
proximately 20 young people will go to 
Portugal for three weeks. This exchange 
will be completed in 1988 when the Por- 
tugese will visit our district. 

The cost of the trip to France or Por- 
tugal will be $650, which includes round- 
trip busing to Kennedy Airport, New 
York, airfare, insurance, busing overseas, 
etc. A $100 deposit will be required to 
insure your trip for 1987. Passports must 
be in the hands of the Rotarians by June 
1st. Seats will be filled on a first come, 
first serve basis. 

Contact: Frank Taylor, 10 N. Main 
St., Doylestown, PA 18901, 675-1889 
(home), 348-3154 (work); or Richard 
Millham, 301 S. Main St., Doylestown, 
PA 18901. 345-8110 (work). 



STAFF & STUDENT 
BULLETIN 

NEWSFLASH; 

ANY NEW BUICK OR PONTIAC 

JUST 2% OVER DEALER COST! 

Our name is Frankenfield Buick-PonrJac 
in Doylestown. We would like to extend 
our automotive services to students and 
staff. 

PRICE: Now at SPECIAL DISCOUNT 
to you on any new Buick or Pontiac at 
only 2% over dealer cost. 
TO QUALIFY: To receive this special 
discount you must call Dino Borghi at 
348-8183, make an appointment to see 
me and show your college I.D. 

We at Frankenfield have served the 
community since 1936. We want to ser- 
vice all of your automotive needs. 

Due to allotment, the T-Types and 
Grand Nationals are not included in this 
offer. 

Dino Borghi 

Special Sales Coordinator 

Frankenfield BuickPontiac 

P.S. Special savings are also available on 
our used cars. Leasing is also available. 



BICYCLE RIDE FOR 
THE HEALTH OF IT! 

The Northwest Unit of the American 
Cancer Society hosts its Second Annual 
"Ride for the Health of It!" on Sunday, 
May 17, 1987. Rides are open to bikers 
of all abilities. Riders may select from one 
of three rides, 8, 25 or 50 miles and ride 
at their own pace through scenic Chest- 
nut Hill and surrounding eastern Mont- 
gomery County. Maps, marked routes, 
ride leaders and support vehicles will be 
provided. First 1,000 registered riders 
will receive a free "Health Ride" t-shirt. 
Registration fees are as follows: 50-mile 
bike tour, $9; 25-mile bike tour, $8; 8- 
mile bike tour, $6. All proceeds will 
benefit the American Cancer Society and 
will be matched dollar-for-dollar by the 
management of Chestnut Hill Village 
Apartments. Rides will begin at 9 a.m. at 
Chestnut Hill Village Apartments, Sten- 
ton & Mermaid Lane in Chestnut Hill, 
Philadelphia. For registration sheet or 
additional information, please contact 
Hank O'Donnell at 836-5213. 



Senior Spotlight 





WILLIAM L. BENNER 

Bill is a Biology major 
and an exceptionally 
accomplished stu- 
dent. He has main- 
tained a 4.0 cumula- 
tive GPA at DVC. Bill 
has added a lot to the 
academic life of DVC by being a Writing 
Center tutor. A band member and a clar- 
inet player, he recently represented DVC 
at the Pennsylvania Inter-Collegiate 
Band in California, PA. 

An avid bird nobbiest, Bill is a compiler 
of breeding bird species in Bucks County 
for the PA Breeding Bird "Atlas Project, 
and of hawk migration at Bake Oven 
Knob, PA, for the Hawk Migration Asso- 
ciation of North America. He is also a 
member of the Cape May Bird Observa- 
tory and the Delaware Valley Ornitholo- 
gy Club at the Academy of Natural Sci- 
ences in Philadelphia. 

In the community, Bill is a volunteer at 
Peace Valley Nature Center. He has also 
spent much time working with the men- 
tally handicapped in Valley Forge and 
with recovering alcoholics and drug 
addicts. 

Best luck to Bill, who in August will be 
attending Cornell University to pursue a 
Ph.D. in Ecology. 

ALBERT COLOMBO, JR. 

Al is a Business major 
who was involved in 
a Market Research 
project for WNPV 
radio. For this project 
he developed a listen- 
er profile through a 
random mailing of their listening area. 
He has gained work experience in im- 
proving productivity by simplifying and 
sensibly organizing materials, supervising 
employees, production, sales and cus- 
tomer relations. Currently Al is working 
at the 21st Century, Inc., in Furlong. 
Future plans include working for his 
Masters in Business Administration 
(MBA) and a career in sales, marketing 
or production management. 

PAUL D'AGOSTINO 

Paul is an Agronomy 
major from New Prov- 
idence, NJ. He is a 
member of the Amer- 
ican Society of Agron- 
omy and the Soil 
Science Society. On 
campus he is involved with the Inter- 
Collegiate Soil Judging Team and the 
Agronomy Club. Paul came to DVC from 
Union County College in Cranford, NJ, 
with an Associate degree in Biology/ 
Plant Science. Paul's career goals in- 
clude research and development with 
new crops and environmental problems. 

JUSTINA M. DREY 

Tina is a Biology ma- 
jor who has the high- 
est GPA of the gradu- 
ating class. Tina has 
received the DVC 
Honor Scholarship, 
DVC Grant, WW. 
Smith Scholarship and is listed in Who's 
Who. She is also involved with the Biol- 
ogy Club. 

She has recently received the Foun- 
ders' Day Award for Athletic Achieve- 
ment. Tina has played varsity field 
hockey (four years), varsity basketball 
(two years) and varsity track and field 
(three years). 

Tina has accepted a position with 
Rohm & Haas in Research and Develop- 
ment Quality Control. She will also par- 
ticipate with the Amateur Athletics, a 
hockey club, throughout the year. Good 
luck, Tina, in all that you do. 








ROBERT J. KOPKA 

Bob is an Agronomy 
major from Larksville, 
PA. Presently he is a 
Research Technician 
at DVC on a project 
dealing with the ap- 
plication of human 
septage to agricultural lands. 

Academically, Bob has been on the 
Dean's List every semester he's been at 
DVC. He has received the Outstanding 
Senior Award, W.W. Smith Scholarship 
and the Times- Leader Carrier Scholarship. 
An active member in the Agronomy 
Club, Bob has been accepted by Cornell 
University to pursue a degree in the field 
of Agronomy. 



LORI ANN LUCIANO 

Lori Is a Business Ad- 
ministration major 
from New Jersey. 
Lori is listed in Who's 
Who. Her energy at 
DVC will always be 
remembered. Her ac- 
tivities have included: Business Club, 
Equine Club, A-Day Officer and Inter- 
Club Council Secretary. She also rode 
with the Equestrian team. 

Lori's future plans include graduate 
school and, possibly, teaching. 



KATHLEEN T. MARINI 

As a Horticulture ma- 
jor, Kate is a member 
of Delta Tau Alpha 
National Agriculture 
Honor Society and 
has received awards 
for Outstanding Ju- 
nior and Senior in Horticulture. She is 
listed in Who's Who and has been Horti- 
culture Society President. She also has a 
Restricted Use Pesticide License from PA 
Department of Agriculture. Kate worked 
for her family's fresh produce market and 
Christmas tree operation during her years 
at DVC. 

She has been involved in A-Day, var- 
sity cross country and track, intramural 
floor hockey and volleyball. After gradu- 
ation, she will be working for DuPont, 
in agriculture chemicaL development of 
herbicides. 



MELANIE J. O'NEILL 

Melanie is a Biology 
major from Jenkin- 
town, PA. While at 
DVC she had ridden 
on the Equestrian 
team for four years 
and has been in the 
Equine and Biology Clubs. She has also 
worked for the Security Department. For 
the future she would like to work in en- 
vironmental research, and, in general, 
save the world. 



BRIAN ROACH 

Brian is an Agronomy 
major who also has a 
minor in Business 
•Administration. He is 
active in the Agrono- 
my Club and is pres- 
ently employed by 
East Coast Growers in Pipersville, PA. 
Brian has been on the Dean's List every 
semester and has received the DVC 
Scholarship and the W.W. Smith Schol- 
arship. Brian plans to obtain a Master of 
Science degree in Agricultural Economics 
and a position in agricultural manage- 
ment in a corporate or farm situation . 







Photo 

not 

available 



JOSEPH G. SCHNABLE 

Joe is a Chemistry 
major fr6m Lansdale. 
PA, who fulfilled his 
degree requirements 
in December '86 and 
will graduate in May 
'87. His honors in- 
clude the American Institute of Chemists, 
Outstanding Senior Student Award. Joe 
is listed in Who's Who and is a licensed 
HAM technician. He was also President 
of the Chemistry Club when it was voted 
outstanding club by the ACS. Joe is 
presently a chemistry recitation and lab 
instructor, as well as a full time Analytical 
Environmental Chemistry graduate stu- 
dent at Drexel University. 

STEVEN R. SPANGLER 

Steve is a Business 
Administrator from 
York, PA. He is an 
active member of the 
Band — specializing 
in "lip work," from 
the trumphet to the 
French horn. He is also President of the 
Business Club and a Student Govern- 
ment Representative. Steve is listed in 
Who's Who and has received many 
honors such as the Owen Memorial 
Scholarship. Steve hopes to get a full 
time position in marketing or sales. 

DAVID H. SPOTTS 

Dave is an Agronomy 
major who has been 
on the Dean's List 
during his first six se- 
mesters at DVC. His 
activities included 
being captain of the 
cross country team for two years, being a 
member of the track team for three years 
and Senate House Representative. His 
summer activities included being a Crop 
Scout for the Agriculture Extension Of- 
fice in Cumberland County, and being a 
farm hand at Wenger Beef Farm in Carli- 
sle, PA. Dave is looking forward 
to working in an area related to Turf 
Management. 

MARK R. THOMAS 

Mark is a Biology ma- 
jor from Bedminster, 
PA, and is listed in 
Who's Who. His ac- 
tivities include being a 
Commuter Represen- 
tative to DVC Senate 
for three years; Commuter Representa- 
tive to Student Government for two 
years; and is involved with the College 
Traffic Court as both a juror and judge 
and the Constitution Committee. In ad- 
dition, Mark has been a peer tutor for 
two years and has been involved in the 
Biology Club for three years. Mark is an 
amiable, ambitious, motivated, future- 
oriented person with an interest in peo- 
ple. Now he is pursuing a career in medi- 
cine. We wish Mark success in this big 
step. 



STAFF 

Editor-in-Chief Bill Rein 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Advertising Editor . . . Wendy L. Unger 

Entertainment Editor . Kevin Dickmyer 

Reporters Jerry L. Fritz, 

Connie Hajioannou, 
Annmarie Whitesell 

Advisors Anne Shobert, 

Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

See news In the making? 
Write P.O. Box 988. 




College: 
More Than Job Training? 

by Bill Rein 

Those lousy "B.S." courses you must 
take to get your degree! It seems you 
hear that from everybody at college any- 
more. Why can't we just take those 
courses that apply to our major, and 
forget about the Liberal Arts stumbling 
blocks? 

Well, according to one of the nation's 
most respected educators in his recently 
published book, an overemphasis of "ca- 
reerism" in curriculum has led to a loss of 
balance in undergraduate education in 
the U.S. 

In College: The Undergraduate Ex- 
perience, Dr. Ernest L. Boyer has point- 
ed out the lack of emphasis colleges have 
given in the past fifteen years to social, 
ethics and civics courses, in favor of 
career-oriented, scientific courses. Dr. 
Boyer, recipient of over 73 honorary de- 
grees and the U.S. News and World Re- 
port Educator of the Year award, has 
studied over 125 undergraduate college 
programs across the country in order to 
figure out what it is like to be an under- 
graduate these days. 

The priority of a college education — 
that it prepares you for a good paying job 
— is partially the product of a lifetime of 
sour economic news the wholesale writ- 
ing-off of the manufacturing industry 
with its resultant tightening of job oppor- 
tunities, and a popular disdain for any- 
thing connected with government assis- 
tance, such as that connected with jobs 
in social service, Dr. Boyer said. "Stu- 
dents reflect those values espoused by 
their adult leaders," he said, and there- 
fore we students should not be blamed as 
the "apathetic generation." 

All of that in mind, we should not be 
led to believe that nothing can be done! 
"College is a matter of creating a climate 
where ideas are exchanged," says Dr. 
Boyer. There is, and we college students 
can attest to, "a lot of conformity in the 
classroom," Dr. Boyer observed. Couple 
this with the fact that "young people re- 
main so unaware of the world outside 
the school," having gone through so 
many years of. education with thousands 
of other people the same age or close to 
it. It becomes imperative, therefore, that 
graduates know life outside the educa- 
tional microcosm, and understand the 
whole world of which they are part — its 
problems and the tools to deal with those 
problems. Often, those tools are found in 
the humanities courses so often disdained 
by students! 

Trite as it sounds, college could be a 
forum for idealistic young adults to create 
answers for some of those questions con- 
sidered unanswerable by older, estab- 
lished, generations who have become 
cynical about society. What do we dc 
after we get into real life, with our secure 
employment taken care of? We may 
realize that life does not end there. How 
do we learn to understand our neighbor, 
the influx of different cultures into our 
society, the evening news and so many 
other aspects of life that are not so specif- 
ic to our careers? 

Higher education in the humanities, 
from the basics like language and litera- 
ture and math, to the political science, 
philosophy and social sciences, can help 
us deal with the growing diversity of our 
lives after school is all over. 



YEARBOOKS AVAILABLE 
Past and Present 

Any student or member of DVC per- 
sonnel should be aware that copies of the 
college yearbook, Cornucopia, are avail- 
able from the DVC Financial Aid Office 
(Admissions Building) . You may request 
any year, from 1986 and before, and the 
office may have a copy available, free of 
charge to students and staff of the college. 




Thank you to all who cooperated in 
'86'87 to make the sports page as action- 
packed and fact-filled as it was. I wish 
everyone a happy summer Go Phillies. 
Flyers and Sixers! 

John Litzke 

Your Sports Editor 




Sports Trivia '87 Final 

Besides Wade Boggs and Don 
Mattingly. who was the only other 
player to win the American League 
Batting Crown in the 1980s? 

Answers must be in by Wednesday. 
May 6 when a winner will be selected. 

And. of course, the first correct answer 
drawn will receive a coupon for a FREE 
Aggie burger, fries and Pepsi from 
Caesar's. If you have the answer, just jot 
it down along with your name and box 
number And remember, you can't win if 
you don't play. 

Co-Athletes of the Week 

If you didn't know any better, you 
would think Randi Kunkel participates in 
every field event as far as women's track 
and field goes. Randi. a sophomore out 
of Shikellamy H.S. in Northumberland. 
PA. excels in the triple jump, long jump, 
high jump, shot put. javelin. KX)-meter 
hurdles and the mile relay. That's not all 
of them, but it sure is a lot. Her outstand- 
ing athletic ability and strength make her 
a dominating force on the track and her 
1987 record shows it with 25 first place 
finishes. Recently, at the Penn Relays. 
Randi finished eighth out of 10 Division I 
competitors which is unsurpassed for a 
Division III athlete. "I enjoy the jumps 
(high and long) the best." commented 
Kunkel. And she's only a sophomore. 

Losers like the NY Knicks. Dallas 
Cowboys. NY Rangers and Texas 
Rangers are senior Jim Flukey's favorite 
pro teams, but Jim himself is far from los- 
ing status on the track. Jim. an Ocean 
City H.S graduate and a resident of 
Ocean City. NJ. is a javelin virtuoso as 
he has placed first in the javelin in all 
meets but one (Ursinus* John Wood 
bested him) in 1987. He has gained Ail- 
American status in 1987 because of his 
strength and dedication to the javelin 
and the DVC track and field team. 

Jim and Randi will both be participat- 
ing in the Middle Atlantic Conference 
Championships and our best goes out to 
them and to all our DVC-MAC bound 
competitors. 

Congratulations to Jim and Randi; 
you are the Athletes of the Week 



WmA<2-VP 



Dear Student Populace, 

Ram Pages needs an Assistant Sports 
Editor or Editors for the '87-'88 semester 
and beyond. All those who are interested 
in athletics, both locally (DVC) and na- 
tionally, should consider the opportuni- 
ty. Because my scholastic career expires 
in December, we will need someone to 
"take over the reins," so to speak. Once 
I'm gone, your experience next semester 
will help tremendously. You earn .5 
credits per semester and a strong sense 
of accomplishment. If there's anyone in- 
terested in sports writing, editing and 
layout, please drop your name and box 
into box 951 before the semester ends; 
come see me in Wolfson 25 or drop a 
note into my box next semester. Please 
be interested. The sports page and entire 
paper can't be put out without student 
participation . 

Sincerely, 
John Litzke 
Sports Editor 








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TRACK RESULTS 

by John Litzke 

PENN RELAYS. 4/24/87 
4 x 100: 43.97: Rothmaller. Williams. 

Dickmyer. Wilson 
4 x 400: Pop Hadelton Memorial Mile 

Relay Championship DVC 3rd 

place. Bronze Medal 3:217; 

Williams (51.3). Rueb (Sill). 

Enoch (50.74). Reason (48 5b) 

Race won bv Moravian 3:19. 
Hepthalon: Randi Kunkel (8th place). 

Hurdles (20.24). High Jump 

(5'-l 3 /4"). Shot Put (32'- lVO. 

200 (29.44). Long Jump (lb 'A"). 

Javelin (122). 800 (2:32) 

MILLERSVILLE INVITATIONAL 
4/25/87 

400 Relay: 3rd place. 44:13 

(Rothmaller. Williams. Dickmver. 

Wilson) 
Discus: 6th place. 131'-3". Ted 

McElwee 
400 Run: 4th place. 5188. Tom Allen 
100 Meter: 6th place. 11:81. Jim 

Wilson 
Javelin: 2nd place. 184' 8". Jim 

Flukey 
200 2nd place. 23:13. Marc Reason 
1600 Relay: 5th place. 3:26 83 

(Benner. Enoch. Allen. Reason) 



Daily Cable Listings (PM) 

FRIDAY, MAY 1 

HBO 8:00 Band of the Hand (R), 
Steven Lang 
10:00 Cur and Run (R), Lisa 
Blount, Willie Aames 
Prism 7:30 Baseball, Phillies vs. Reds 
10:30 Target (R), Matt Dillon, 
Gene Hackman 

SATURDAY, MAY 2 

HBO 8:00 Sweet Liberty (PG), 

Alan Alda, Michael Caine 
10:00 Rodney Dangefield: It's 
Not Easy Bein' Me 
Prism 8.00 Sweet Liberty 

10:00 The Gig, Wayne Rogers, 
Cleavon Little 

SUNDAY, MAY 3 

HBO 8:00 Legend (PG), Tom 
Cruise, Mia Sara 
9:30 Baby - Secret of Lost 
Legend (PG), William 
Katt, Sean Young 

Prism 7:00 The Candidate (PG), 
Robert Redford, Peter 
Boyle 
9:00 Wise Guys (R), Danny 
Devito, Joe Piscopo 

MONDAY, MAY 4 

HBO 8:00 St. Elmo's Fire (R) , 
Emilio Estevez, Ally 
Sheedy 
10:00 Sam Kinison 
Prism 8:00 On the Edge (PG-13). 
Bruce Dean. Bill Bailey 
9:30 Stitches (R), Parker 
Stevenson, Geoffrey 
Lewis 

TUESDAY, MAY 5 

HBO 8:00 Elephant Man (PG), 

Anthony Hopkins, John 
Hurt 
10:00 Hitchhiker 
Prism 7:30 Baseball, Phillies vs. 
Astros 
10:30 Bombs Away, Michael 
Huddleston, Pat 
McCormick 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6 

HBO 8:00 Fletch (PG), Chevy 

Chase, Tim Matheson 
10:00 Jake Speed (PG), Wayne 
Crawford, Karen Kopins 
Prism 7:30 Legend (PG) 

9:00 Quiet Earth (R), Bruno 
Lawrence 

THURSDAY, MAY 7 

HBO 7:15 Eddie and the Cruisers 
(PG), Michael Pare, 
Tom Berenger, Ellen 
Barkin 
9:00 Band of the Hand (R) 
Prism 8:00 Wise Guys (R) 

9:30 The Turning Point (PG), 
Anne Bancroft, Shirley 
MacLaine 

FRIDAY, MAY 8 

HBO 8:00 Stitches (R) 

9:30 Bad Medicine (PG-13), 
Steve Guttenberg, Alan 
Arkin 
Prism 7:30 The Gig 

9:00 Blue City (R), Judd 
Nelson, Ally Sheedy 



DVC WOMEN'S 
SOFTBALL 1987 
MAC CHAMPS! 

PLAYOFFS COMMENCE 
TOMORROW 



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VOL. 22 

1987-1988 





NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Vol. XXII. No. 1 

Friday. September 11. 1987 



WELCOME BACK... 
...AND NOW THE CHANGES 



Berthold Appointed Associate Dean at DVC 



Dr. Robert Berthold. Jr. has been 
named Associate Dean for Science at 
DVC, announced Dr. John C. Mertz, 
the college's Dean of Academic Affairs. 
Dr. Berthold will oversee the depart- 
ments of Biology, Chemistry and Mathe- 
matics and Physics. 

Berthold, 46, has been a member of 
the Biology Department for 19 years. He 
is most well-known in the community for 
his involvement in apiculture (beekeep- 
ing) and as the college's cross country 
coach. 

"He brings to the college's educational 
administration high levels of enthusiasm 
and energy," said Dr. Mertz. "As the col- 
lege faces the challenges that lie before it. 
we will need his bold vision." 

A 1963 graduate of Juniata College, 
Dr. Berthold earned his Master's in En- 
tomology (study of insects) from Rutgers 
University and his doctorate from Penn 
State University. He was graduated from 



Passaic Valley Regional High School in 
Little Falls. NJ, in 1959. 

Dr. Berthold is a member of the En- 
tomological Society of America, Interna- 
tional Bee Research Assn., Eastern Api- 
culture Society, Professional Apiarists 
Society of North America (president) 
and of the Pennsylvania, New Jersey, 
Maine, Bucks County and Montgomery 
County Beekeepers' Associations. 

Besides the course in Biology that he 
teaches at DVC, Dr. Berthold also con- 
ducts two popular non-credit courses in 
beekeeping each year at the campus. 

The newly appointed Associate Dean 
has two children. He and his wife, Mamie, 
live in Doylestown. 

Berthold's appointment is one of sev- 
eral made by William H. Rorer III, the 
college's new President, as he seeks to 
organize the college faculty and adminis- 
tration to guide the strategic develop- 
ment of the college for the balance of the 
20th century. 




NEW DAIRY 

SUPERINTENDENT 

AT DVC 

DVC has named a new superintendent 
to head the college's dairy operation. 

Jesse Howe. 28, a former artificial in- 
semination technician for Atlantic Breed- 
ers' Cooperative, which is headquartered 
in Lancaster, PA. began his duties re- 
cently at the 132-head DVC dairy farm 
next to the college's main campus on 
Route 202. He will be responsible for all 
aspects of the operation of the farm and 
the herd, which is made up of Holstein, 
Ayrshire and Brown Swiss breeds, all 
registered. 

Howe replaces Paul Knight, who left 
the post to return to his own farming 
operation in York County. PA. 

Howe, who earned an Agricultural 
Science degree from Penn State in 1986 
and an Associate's degree from Alfred 
State College, NY. in 1981, will live on 
the dairy farm with his wife, Michelle, 
and their son Richard. Howe is a native 
of Geneseo, NY. 

"I'd like to continue to keep milk pro- 
duction at the level it is now," he said of 
his primary goal as dairy superintendent. 
His secondary goal, he said, is to keep 
operating costs low. 

A former student farm manager at 
Penn State's student farm, Howe re- 
ported that approximately 60 cows pro- 
vide an average yield of 22,000 pounds 
of milk per cow fot the year — an im- 
pressive figure for dairy yields. 



Beginnings 

by Annmarie Whitesell 

Here it is, another semester is upon 
us, and I would like to welcome every- 
one back to this great institution. First 
and foremost, freshmen, please don't 
carry your purses, eat only a few eggs 
(they come back at you) and compro- 
mise with your roommate. 

While we were away some major 
changes and not so major changes. 

1 . The post office was moved to the stu- 
dent center. 

2. The gravel walkways have been paved. 

3. General beautification of landscaped 
areas and lawns was accomplished 
this summer by our OH. department. 

4. Security has been temporarily moved 
to the basement of Lasker Hall in the 
back. (Yes, it's an obscure place but 
you can find it.) 

But the big news is that we have a new 
President, Mr. William H. Rorer III. He 
has some important ideas. We will give 
details next week. 



New Director of 

Continuing Education 

Appointed 

Dr. James B. Hirsh has been appointed 
Director of Continuing Education at 
DVC, announced Dr. John C. Mertz, 
Dean of Academic Affairs for the college. 
His appointment will be effective Sep- 
tember 1. 

Dr. Hirsh will be responsible for the 
management and growth of the college's 
credit and non-credit courses scheduled 
for evening, summer and other non- 
traditional schedule formats. He replaces 
Dr. Gerald Handler, who is stepping 
down from his administrative post after 
nine years in order to return to full time 
teaching. Dr. Hirsh will report to the new 
Associate Dean for Business. George 
West. 

Dr. Hirsh is currently completing his 
tenure as Director of Continuing Higher 
Education Leadership Project, a W.K. 
Kellogg Foundation-funded program of 
the National University Continuing Edu- 
cation Association in Washington, DC. 
Prior to that, he directed the continuing 
education program at Muhlenberg Col- 
lege in Allentown, PA, where he was 
responsible for a 250 percent increase in 
that program's enrollment over a nine- 
year period. 

Hirsh received his education at the 
University of Denver, including his doc- 
torate in Higher Education Administra- 
tion, his Master's in American History 
and his undergraduate degree in Political 
Science. 



Howe's interests, outside of livestock 
and farming, include hunting, camping 
and traveling. Until his new job took too 
much of his time, he also maintained 
a small high-tensile fence installation 
business. 



Out From Under 
The Editors' Desk: 

Welcome back! Hope everyone had 
an enjoyable vacation, but now it's back 
to the old grind for the upperclassmen 
and a new experience at DVC for fresh- 
men and transfers. 

Remember that Ram Pages is your 
newspaper. Therefore, we encourage 
material from students, clubs, staff and 
faculty — if we don't know about it, we 
are unable to print it. Materials, submitted 
by Monday afternoon will be in Friday's 
paper. You can send your materials to 
Box 917, submit them to any staff mem- 
ber or to the Public Relations Office. If 
you would like to become a staff mem- 
ber, you earn 0.5 credits per semester, 
FREE! Meetings are Monday nights at 7 
p.m. If you are unable to attend at this 
time, other arrangements can be made. 

Have a great semester and strive to 
make it the best ever! 

Co-Editors-/'n - Chief. 
Wendy L. Unger 
John D. Ebert 



WEST APPOINTED 

ASSOCIATE DEAN FOR 

BUSINESS AT DVC 

George F. West has been appointed 
Associate Dean for Business, coordinat- 
ing the departments of Business Admin- 
istration and Computer Information Sys- 
tems Management and the Division 
of Continuing Education at DVC, an- 
nounced Dr John C. Mertz, Dean of 
Academic Affairs. 

West is widely known as a consultant 
in the area of personnel development 
and plays an active role in area business 
associations, most notably the Central 
Bucks Chamber of Commerce. He has 
been an outstanding instructor on the 
faculty in the Business Administration 
Department for 18 years. 

"George West brings to the academic 
management team special expertise in 
organization and personnel management 
that will help the team perform its role to 
greater effect," said Dr. Mertz. 

West earned his undergraduate de- 
gree from Villanova University and his 
Master's from Temple University. 

West's appointment is one of several 
made by William H. Rorer III, the col- 
lege's new President, as he seeks to or- 
ganize the college faculty and administra- 
tion to guide the strategic development 
of the college for the balance of the 20th 
century. 






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This Week on Campus 

by K.L. Mortey 

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER II 

Field Hockey {H} vs. Gwynedd Mercy. 
4:15 p.m. 

SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 12 

Soccer (A) vs. Moravian 
Volleyball (A) vs. Messiah 
Football (H) vs. Gettysburg, 1:30 p.m. 
Cross Country (A) vs. Haverford 
Video Dance. Student Center, 9 p.m. 

MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 14 

JV Football (A) vs. Moravian 

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 

Field Hockey (A) vs. Montclair St. 
Soccer (H) vs. Drew, 4 p.m 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 

Soccer (H) vs. Swarthmore, 3:30 p.m. 
Vofleybafl (H), 7 p.m. 
Ray Owen, "Courtyard," 4-6 p.m. 
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 

Field Hockey (H) vs. Muhlenberg, 4 
p.m. 

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 

Soccer (A) vs. Allentown 
Volleyball (H) vs. Cabrinl. 1 p.m. 
Football (A) vs. Juniata 
Cross Country (A) vs. W*es & Kings 
SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER 20 

DVC at the Vet, Eagles vs. New 
Orleans Saints. 11 a.m. 

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UNDERAGE COLLEGE STUDENTS USING FAKE 
I.D.'S SUFFER THE PENALTIES 




"One of my best friends got busted 
for it," said a Shippensburg University 
student. 

"She thought she was really cool. She 
walked into the beer distributor and asked 
for a case of beer. He asked for her I.D. 
. . .she received over $200 worth of fines. 
You play with fire, you get burned." 

According to some college students, 
the use of altered or fake l.D.'s is ram- 
pant on their campuses. "Many of them 
are unaware of the penalties," said one 
student. 

The underage drinker is part of an 
"entrepreneurial enterprise" when fake 
l.D.'s are involved, according to Millers- 
ville University Chief of Police, Wayne 
Silcox. Students are making and selling 
licenses without realizing the seriousness 
of the crime they are committing. Other 
students that carry or use an altered or 
fake license are likewise unaware of the 
penalties, according to Silcox. 

According to the Pennsylvania De- 
partment of Transportation's License 
Security Quality and Control Unit, more 
and more active prosecution is occurring. 
"They are not only caught here by scan- 
ning license camera cards on our elec- 
tronic optional scanning equipment, they 
also get caught while attempting to dis- 
play or have their photo taken with an 
altered camera card," said Linda Mc- 
Kinne, Manager. "Some of them have 
gotten away with it in the past, but due to 
increased fraud awareness and training 
in detection that number is dwindling." 

"The LSQC Unit receives confiscated 
licenses which have included altered 
birth dates, counterfeit licenses, bor- 
rowed licenses and altered camera cards," 
said McKinne. "When they are received 
the driver's license is immediately 
cancelled and the driver is prosecuted. 

A FRAUD LINE has been established 
by the LSQC, according to McKinne. 
"Students have the opportunity to help 
deter fraud on our campuses." 

According to the Pennsylvania Vehicle 
Code, a person holding an altered 
driver's license, lending a driver's license 
or using someone else's driver's license is 
guilty of a summary offense. A person 
convicted is subject to a fine, assessment 
of three points on their driving record 
and cancellation of their driver's license. 



"Many people who lend their license 
or I.D. to another person don't realize 
they will suffer the same penalties as the 
person who uses it," said McKinne. 

"It's just amazing how innovative the 
students get," said Silcox. Stolen wallets 
are found with only a social security card 
or driver's license missing. A 20-year-old 
was prosecuted for theft of several blank 
university student l.D.'s. The l.D.'s were 
made to match information on valid out- 
of-state licenses without photo. 

At Indiana University of Pennsylvania, 
four students were arrested, and one ar- 
rest is pending, according to Dr. Paul 
Lang, University Safety Director. The 
students counterfeited driver's licenses by 
hanging a back drop on the dormitory 
wall. "We watch closely for fake l.D.'s 
because we are very sensitive to the 
problem," said Lang. 

Director of Public Safety William 
Mioskie, Kutztown University, said, "The 
officers are very aware of fake I.D. use. 
They go over licenses very carefully." 
Mioskie said the university has a summer 
and fall orientation program that warns 
students of the penalties associated with 
fake l.D.'s. Students caught are arrested 
in accordance with the Pennsylvania 
Vehicle Code. The I.D. is confiscated 
and the student is subject to an in-house 
judicial system at the university. 

"I believe Mfflersville, Indiana and 
Kutztown were fht three schools in the 
state system to effectively shut down a 
fake I.D. operation," said Silcox. Ac- 
cording to Silcox, "fake l.D.'s were cut 
up, burned up and flushed" by students 
when a student was convicted on four 
counts of counterfeiting l.D.'s. The 
penalty was a $600 fine, two-year proba- 
tion and 50 hours of community service. 
"He was put on a road crew picking up 
trash." 

"It's a way to make people popular," 
said Silcox of students who make fake 
l.D.'s. "The wrong way to become popu- 
lar. People get to know you on a first 
name basis, but as more people know 
about you the worse it becomes, how- 
ever clandestine." This kind of popularity 
gets you caught. 

FRAUD LINE: (717) 783-6149. Mon- 
day-Friday. 8 a.m. -4:30 p.m. 



AT&T Breaks 
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AT&T is making it a little easier for col- 
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year through a unique long distance pro 
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During weekdays for the month of 
September, AT&T will give customers a 
20 percent discount on long-distance 
calls made within Pennsylvania during 
daytime hours. 

With this promotion, AT&T is passing 
along to its customers a portion of the 
savings resulting from the Tax Reform 
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reduction will amount to approximately 
$1.1 million. In May, AT&T reduced 
prices for intrastate calls by approximate- 
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total of $48 million. 

The 20 percent discount will be in ef- 
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p.m., except Labor Day. Then, AT&T's 
already low holiday prices are in effect. 



About Editorial Policy 

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guidelines we must follow regarding edi- 
torials received by students, faculty and 
staff to be printed in the newspaper. This 
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ing acceptable editorials. 

Ram Pages Editorial Policy 

1. Ram Pages reserves the right to 
make any editorial changes in all 
material submitted for publication. 

2. Only signed material will be con- 
sidered for publication. Signatures 
will be withheld upon request. 

3 Any material which is considered by 
the student editor(s) or faculty advisor 
to be potentially libelous will be inves- 
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sideration for publication . 

4 The writers of material in question 
must certify sincerity of purpose and 
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knowledge. 

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the controversial material shall be in- 
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• SPORTS • 

BEDESEM TAKES OVER REINS AT DVC 



Left to right Or Robert Berthold, Dale and Sue Everswick and Patrick Butcher 

FOREIGN BEEKEEPING STUDENTS 
AT COLLEGE BEE SHORT COURSE 



The broad appeal of honey bee raising 
and honey production was evident at the 
DVC campus in June, as three beekeep- 
ers from Trinidad and Africa joined the 
rank of students who took part in the col- 
lege's annual summer beekeeping short 
course. 

Patrick Butcher from Trinidad, the 
West Indies, came to the United States 
for the purpose of taking the three-day 
course, which he read about in a bee- 
keepers' journal. He hopes to use the in- 
formation he has learned from the popu- 
lar course to expand his family's bee- 
keeping operation from 150 to over 
1,000 colonies. 

Two missionaries, Dale and Sue Ever- 
swick, home on furlough from Zimbab- 
we, have plans of educating other mis- 
sionaries in the art of beekeeping. They 
also plan to supply them with colonies of 
bees to be used as a source of income. 

What impressed the Everswicks most 
about the short course was the "tame- 
ness" of the bees in the college's yard. 
While one can walk through the campus's 
beeyard with little or no protection and 
can open colonies of bees with few, if 
any, stings. Dale and Sue report that the 



African bees are quite fierce. In the re- 
gion of Zimbabwe where they have their 
apiary, they cannot come within 100 
yards of their bees without being attacked 
by the very defensive variety of African 
honey bees. 

The college's course is offered under 
the direction of Dr. Robert Berthold, 
beekeeping specialist and associate pro- 
fessor of Biology. He is assisted by Jack 
Matthenius, the New Jersey State Super- 
visor of Beeculture. Marnie Berthold, 
who is an expert on home uses of honey 
and honey by-products, provides an il- 
lustrated talk on this subject. 

The course couples classroom discus- 
sions with hands-on experiences in the 
college's apiary and bee house. Topics 
include hive management, disease rec- 
ognition and treatment, harvesting and 
processing of the honey crop, honey 
plants, mead-making and beeswax pro- 
cessing and uses. 

Dr. Berthold will offer the spring and 
summer short courses again in 1988. For 
more information on the programs, write 
Dr. Berthold at the college, Doylestown, 
PA 18901. or call 215-345-1500. 



President Emeritus Kicks Off 
Senior Division's Second Year 

Dr. Joshua Feldstein, President Emer- 
itus of DVC. will address a special opening 
convocation of the Continuing Educa- 
tion Senior Division on Monday, Sep- 
tember 14 at 10 a.m. in the Music Room 
of the Student Center. 

Registration for the fall semester 
Senior Division courses will take place 
following Dr. Feldstein's presentation. 

Dr. Feldstein will speak to a new view 
of the importance of agriculture — its 
economic, social and political impact 
locally, nationally and internationally. All 
members of the Senior Division and po- 
tential members of the group are urged 
to attend, and the public is invited. 

The still-new program at DVC is a pro- 
gram for involved group- and self-educa- 
tion for those over 55. The Senior Divi- 
sion began in September 1986 with three 
courses. Its uniqueness is that the mem- 
bers of the group teach each other, using 
group discussion, readings and presenta- 
tions. Courses are not for credit, nor are 
there examinations. 

The courses currently offered for this 
semester include: "Bringing Shakespeare 
Out of the Closet," Tuesdays, 10 a.m. - 
noon, for 10 weeks starting Sept. 22; 
"Introduction to Computers," Wednes- 
days, 10 a.m. -noon, for 13 weeks begin- 
ning Sept. 16; "Economics and Invest- 
ments in Today's World," Wednesdays, 
1-3 p.m., for 13 weeks beginning Sept. 
16; and "Mexico: What is Happening, 
What its People Do, and Think, and 
Why." Thursdays, 10 a.m. -noon, for 13 
weeks starting Sept. 17. 

A single fee of $25 permits admission 
to any and all courses for the semester, 
per participant. All courses meet in 
Room 101 of the Student Center 

For further information on the Senior 
Division program, contact the Continuing 



SIMONE APPOINTED 

DEPARTMENT CHAIR 

AT DVC 

Michael Simone was recently appointed 
chairman of the Computer Information 
Systems Management Department at 
DVC. announced Dr. John C. Mertz, 
Dean of Academic Affairs. Simone re- 
places Gene Lewis, who resigned the 
post to move to Colorado. 

Simone has been a member of the 
Business Administration faculty for the 
past 16 years. He has been instrumental 
in establishing linkages between the col- 
lege's programs and a number of profes- 
sional organizations, including the Amer- 
ican Production and Inventory Control 
Society, the Data Processing Managers 
Assn. and the Greater Warminster 
Chamber of Commerce. 

Simone earned his undergraduate de- 
gree from Penn State University and his 
MBA from Drexel University. 

DVC SPORTS IS BACK 

IN ACTION, FROM 

FOOTBALL TO FIELD 

HOCKEY TO SOCCER 

TO TRACK TO 

VOLLEYBALL! 

EVERYTHING TO SUIT THE 

SPORTS ENTHUSIASTS PALATE. 

FOLLOW YOUR FAVORITE TEAM 

IN RAM PAGES! 

IF YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST AT 

ALL IN WRITING OR REPORTING 

DVC SPORTS, NOTIFY J. LITZKE 

IN BOX 1152. 

Education Division at DVC, 345-1500, 
or contact program coordinators Ed 
Anderson (348-0498) and John Schultz 
(297-5149). 



Everything about the 1987 DVC foot- 
ball team is new. There is a new head 
coach in Dick Bedesem, a new coaching 
staff, a new wishbone offense, a com- 
pletely new defense and a new feeling on 
campus — almost tangible — of opti- 
mism and excitement about this season's 
prospects. 

And, according to coach Bedesem, 
the players in camp have picked up on 
that feeling. "I can tell you that the en- 
tire coaching staff has been extremely 
pleased with the work habits and the in- 
tensity of these players," he said after 
Thursday's workout. 

"It's really too early to tell what this 
team's prospects are since we are just 
beginning to get to know the players our- 
selves. But they are working very hard, 
and we have been very pleased with 
what we've seen so far." 

DVC returns 28 lettermen from last 
season's 3-6-1 team, but Bedesem cau- 
tions that "every job is wide open. I know 
it seems a little tough that the upperclass- 
men have to prove themselves all over 
again, but that's what we have to do. We 
are trying to get the best player in each 
position." 

There are players who figure to be key 
performers for DVC this season, how- 
ever. Two that come immediately to 
mind are recently elected co-captains 
Jim Wilson (Philadelphia, PA/Centrai 
HS) and Vince Bedesem (Buckingham, 
PA/Council Rock HS). 

The 5 '-10", 190 lb. Wilson is closing 
in on the DVC career rushing and scor- 
ing records. He needs just 161 yards 
rushing to break the all-time career 
rushing record. After three seasons he 
has rushed 558 times for 2,259 yards. 

He also needs seven touchdowns to 
tie the all-time touchdown record and 42 
points to tie the all-time scoring record at 
the school. He will be considered among 
the best running backs in the conference. 



Bedesem, a 5 '-10", 200 lb., three- 
year letterman at linebacker, will anchor 
what could be a very solid defensive unit. 
Bedesem last season was among the 
team leaders in interceptions, tackles, 
first hits and assists. 

The defense, in fact, will have the 
most experience to draw from. Of the 28 
returning lettermen, 18 of them are 
defensive players, many of them with 
starting experience. 

The new wishbone offense, mean- 
while, will have to be built with many 
underclassmen and inexperienced play- 
ers. "I knojw I've said many times that we 
have to play well fundamentally, but with 
this group it really applies," Bedesem 
said. "We are going to have to minimize 
our mistakes and be able to run the foot- 
ball if we're going to be competitive." 

Among the offensive returnees are 
quarterbacks Clay Butterworth (Fleet- 
wood, PA/Reading Catholic) and Rod 
Kwaitkowski (Mt. Carmel, PA/Mt. Car- 
mel HS) , along with junior center Dave 
Zaborowski (Selinsgrove, PA/Selins- 
grove HS) and tight end Chris Snyder, 
who is from C.B. West High School. 

Kicker John Ford (Kutztown, PA/ 
Kutztown HS), who kicked 11 out of 11 
PAT's and five of five field goals last 
year, should add stability to the kicking 
game. 

In all, DVC is entering into tough 
MAC conference play — Widener, Sus- 
quehanna, Juniata, Wilkes and Lycom- 
ing all look to be returning good teams 
this year — with many question marks. 
But it is with a positive outlook and a 
new enthusiasm. 

"Nothing is ever definite in football," 
Bedesem added, "but if the players be- 
lieve in themselves and are willing to 
make the commitment to our program, 
they could be successful." 



GRADUATE SCHOOL? 

by Dr. Robert Berthold 

During our last Annual Career Day, I 
had the opportunity of spending some 
time with Dr. Roger Locandro, the Cook 
College (Rutgers Agricultural School) 
Dean. During this time, we spoke with a 
number of our students. I was surprised 
to find that many of them had no idea 
how to finance a graduate education. 

In the case of Liberal Arts majors — 
including those majoring in Business and 
related fields — most students have to 
finance their graduate educations them- 
selves. It is true, however, that some 
business graduates have employers who 
finance their educations. 

Financing a graduate education is fre- 
quently a different matter for those stu- 
dents majoring in Agriculture and in 
many of the sciences. Many graduate 
school departments offer research assis- 
tantships and/or teaching assistantships 
for qualified students. Depending upon 
the situation, often a "B" average is 
enough to qualify. At the two colleges 
that I checked, graduate assistants are 
currently PAID about $8,000 per year, 
and their tuition is waived. In most in- 
stances, this assistantship is not taxed as 
income. 

Many of the students whom Dr. 
Locandro and I talked with initially said 
they couldn't afford to go on to graduate 
school after the heavy costs of four un- 
dergraduate years. However, opportuni- 
ties for financing graduate education do 
exist. If you are interested and if you 
have the academic credentials, you really 
should consider the possibility of attend- 
ing graduate school. 



TO RETURNING 

SOPHOMORES, JUNIORS 

AND SENIORS 

All employment forms and papers are 
due in Placement Office in Miller Hall by 
October 1, in order to receive academic 
credit for summer employment. 

From the Library . . . New 
Popular Reading Collection 

Responding to student requests, your 
library now subscribes to the McNaughton 
Plan so you can have the newest releases, 
the latest bestsellers, the most popular 
books quickly to satisfy your reading 
pleasure. McNaughton books are shelved 
in the New Books area, and can be iden- 
tified by a pale green label with the McN 
insignia. The collection contains fiction 
and non-fiction selections; and, we will 
be happy to try to obtain titles suggested 
by you. 

You asked for it! So, come . . . and 
enjoy! 

WANTED: Tour Guides 

People are needed to conduct tours of 
the farm and dairy for kindergarten and 
elementary school groups. The rate of 
pay is $5 per hour. Anyone interested 
should contact Public Information at ext. 
2306. 

COME OUT & DANCE! 

There will be a Video Dance on Satur- 
day, September 12 from 9 p.m.-l a.m. 
in the All-Purpose Room of the Stu- 
dent Center. Admission is free and is 
sponsored by DVC's Student Activities 
Committee. 



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PULSATIONS 

98 WCAU-FMs "Friday Night Live" 
Dance Concert Series 

Located on Route 1 in Glen Mills, PA. 
98 WCAU-FM's "Friday Night Live" pre- 
sents today's hottest dance concert acts 
as part of the dance party broadcast live 
from 10 p.m. -2 a.m. at Pulsations Night- 
club. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. Cover 
charges vary. Tickets are available at 
Pulsations' Box Office or at the door the 
night of the show. Proper dress required. 
Must be 21 or older with proof of age. 
For information call 215/ 459-4140. 

September 11, WILL TO POWER 

will perform their smash hit "Dreamin"' 
in their midnight performance at Pulsa- 
tions Nightclub. Tickets are $6 and are 
available at Pulsations' Box Office or at 
the door the night of the show. 

PULSATIONS NIGHTCLUB 

Delaware Valley's world-class night- 
club with unequaled light and sound 
shows featuring a 28-foot starship with 
an animated robot passenger, Pulsar and 
the Pulsations Dance Company. Open 
Thursday through Saturday from 9:30 
p.m. Thursdays, "$10 FESTIVAL!" in- 
cludes face painting, air brush art, dinner 
buffet, pizza, ice cream sodas, beer, wine 
and cocktails. 

PULSATIONS DANCE COMPANY 

Pulsations Dance Company performs 
contemporary stage presentations 
throughout the evening at Pulsations 
Nightclub. Every Thursday through 
Saturday from 9:30 p.m. 



ALL STAR-FORUM'S 

The enclosed loooong press release 
announced details of the 1987-88 All 
Star-Forum's Great Performers series. 
Here is a short summary. 

Andre Previn conducts the Royal Phil- 
harmonic, October 4, 8 p.m.; London 
Philharmonic conducted by Semyon 
Bychkov, Kyung Wha Chung, Violinist, 
November 12, 3 p.m.; Belgrade State 
Folk Ensemble, January 10, 3 p.m.; 
Leontyne Price, Soprano, January 24, 3 
p.m.*; Sir Yehudi Menuhin, Violinist 
and Jeremy Menuhin, Pianist, February 
15, 8 p.m.; Andre Watts, Pianist, March 
27, 3 p.m.; Bella Davidovich, Pianist, 
April 12, 8 p.m.; Vladimir Ashkenazy, 
Pianist and Lynn Harrell, Cellist, May 8, 
3 p.m. 

Date subject to change 



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MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

College is part of the American dream. 
But costs can turn it into a nightmare. 
The good news is PRIVATE SOURCE 
scholarships, grants and loans. 

Your eligibility for private source 
awards has nothing to do with govern- 
ment financial aid. 

You are eligible for awards based on 
factors in your (or your parents') back- 
ground. For example, if you are a HIGH 
SCHOOL STUDENT - 

— And your field of interest is BIOLO- 
GY or LIFE SCIENCE, you are eligible 
for $100-$2,000 award to work two- 
three weeks on research with a scientist. 

— And your field of interest is PAINT- 
ING, you are eligible for $500- $3,000 
award. Must be U.S. citizen or legal 
resident. 

— And your field of interest is BUSI- 
NESS ADMINISTRATION, you are eli- 
gible for $1,000 toward tuition in a 
school of applied arts in Atlanta, Los 
Angeles or London. 

ALL students are eligible for many 
awards from the many private sources. 
The problem is not, "Is there college 
money for me?" (There is literally BIL- 
LIONS available.) 

The problem is, "How can I know all 
I am eligible for?" There are so many 
sources. 

The Private Source Money-For-College 
Catalog removes the mystery. It lists 
awards open to HIGH SCHOOL, UN- 
DERGRADUATE, GRADUATE, POST- 
GRADUATE STUDENTS, PROFES- 
SIONALS and for OVERSEAS STUDY. 
To receive a copy of the most recent cat- 
alog send $1 to: Financial Aid Finders, 
77 Gristmill Road, Randolph, NJ 07869. 



DVC Student Receives 
Honorable Mention Award 

Lisa Kardane, Doylestown. has re- 
ceived a $100 Honorable Mention award 
from the Pennsylvania Institute of Cer- 
tified Public Accountants (PICPA). 

To encourage students to pursue 
careers as CPAs, the PICPA provides 
scholarships and honorable mention 
awards to junior-year accounting majors 
on the basis of high scholastic achieve- 
ment and qualities of leadership. 

Kardane, a Dean's List senior business 
administration major at DVC, was the 
recipient of the Dorothy J. McCool 
Memorial Scholarship for maintaining 
one of the five highest grade point aver- 
ages in the class of 1988. She represents 
the Business Club at the Inter-Club 
Council and is a tutor and a peer coun- 
selor. Kardane is employed as a warran- 
ty manager at Foster & Kardane Motors, 
Inc. 

The PICPA Trustees of the Scholar- 
ship Fund awarded a total of $30,000 to 
50 students nominated from Pennsyl- 
vania colleges and universities in 1987. 
The PICPA is the second oldest profes- 
sional association of CPAs in the country 
and has over 14,000 members. 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief .... Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell, 

Kristy Morley, Neil Robinson 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 






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Vol. XXII. No. 2 

Friday, September 18. 1987 



NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



FULL STEAM AHEAD!! 



by Annmarie Whiteseli 



On a crisp late summer morning one 
often reflects on the past, but looks for 
the future. It was just such an occasion 
that I had the privilege to speak to the 
new president of the college, Mr. William 
H. Rorer. He took great pride in speak- 
ing of his life and the future he is plan- 
ning at DVC. 

Mr. Rorer has lived in southeastern 
Pennsylvania all his life except while 
serving with the Navy. He received his 
education from the U.S. Naval Academy. 
Advanced mathematics was his specialty 
for graduate school. He left graduate 
school over a dispute with Admiral Rick- 
over and became a submarine officer. 
After service to his country. Mr. Rorer 
started in Rorer Pharmaceutical as third 
shift supervisor in tablet manufacturing 
and packaging. Along with being a su- 
pervisor. Mr. Rorer was responsible for 
cleaning and sterilizing of manufacturing 
systems. In taking the job as president of 
DVC. Mr. Rorer has reduced his yearly 
income by almost 65 percent. 

One might wonder what motivates a 
man like Mr. Rorer to become the presi- 
dent of the college. Is it the challenge of 
bringing DVC into the 21st century, try- 
ing to make young people leaders or 
making the school's financial situation 
better? The answer to this question is yes 
to all the possibilities. 

Mr. Rorer's interest in the future of the 
country, he says, starts with the young 
people he comes in contact with. He 
believes that college students are the 
leaders of tomorrow Mr. Rorer became 
interested in being a part of a college 
community after helping several high 
school students in being accepted to the 
Naval Academy and other institutions of 
higher learning. "If I can get recognition 
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bility. I will have started a positive reac- 
tion for students to follow. Dean Tasker 
is working closely with me in making a 
leadership program a reality. This is a 
place of learning for young adults and 
they are to act accordingly. The key 
word here is ACCOUNTABILITY." 



Not only does the president expect ac- 
countability from the students, but also 
the faculty and administration. I told Mr. 
Rorer that I overheard a student say, 
"We've heard it before; let's see it hap- 
pen," after the speech he had made be- 
fore the student body. Mr. Rorer stopped 




Mr Russell K Schulz. assistant to the president 

ASSISTANT TO 
PRESIDENT NAMED 

Russell K. Schulz has been appointed 
Assistant to the President at DVC, as- 
suming his duties on September 1. 

Schulz recently departed the U.S. 
Navy at the rank of Captain. He served 
30 years of service in various capacities. 

Most recently, Schulz served as pro- 
fessor of Naval Science and Command- 
ing Officer of the Naval ROTC Unit at the 
University of Pennsylvania. In that ca- 



pacity, he taught courses in manage- 
ment, leadership and served as senior 
academic and career advisor to NROTC 
students. He has been generally credited 
with expanding and strengthening the 
bond of friendship between the Naval 
and civilian communities in Philadelphia. 

As Assistant to the President William 
H. Rorer. III. Schulz will have under his 
care the Admissions Office. Financial 
Aid. the Food Service and Security. He 
will also act on behalf of the president in 
special areas, as designated by Rorer. 

"I plan to assist the president in every 
way possible to make the proper envi- 
ronment for academic pursuit here at 
DVC," says Schulz. "I really do operate 
on the belief that 'If you fail to plan, you 
plan to fail.' That's President Rorer's 
philosophy too, and I will support his ef- 
forts to develop strategies for the col- 
lege's future." 

Schulz is a graduate of the University 
of Wisconsin, where he earned a Bache- 
lor of Science degree in Physics and 
Chemistry. He received his Master's in 
Business Management from Central 
Michigan University in 1979. 



From 1983-85, he was Commanding 
Officer of the Naval Station in Philadel- 
phia, in charge of a $19 million budget 
and 1,000 military and civilian person- 
nel. It was during his tenure there that he 
earned the Legion of Merit as a result of 
the projects instigated and managed 
there. 

Schulz also served as Commanding 
Officer of the Naval Air Station at Willow 
Grove, PA. from 1981-83. 

He has been actively involved with the 
American Cancer Society, as a member 
of the Board of Directors and through his 
direct supervision of the Public Educa- 
tion Committee 

Schulz. in his early 50s. loves sports 
and is active physically, running 20 miles 
a week and playing tennis whenever he 
can. He and his wife. Marilyn, a librarian, 
live in Cherry Hill. NJ. though they plan 
to relocate locally in the near future. 
Their family includes Dennis, a Naval 
Lieutenant stationed in Hawaii; Eric, of 
West Chester. PA; and Sally, of Mt. 
Laurel. NJ. as well as a grandson and 
two daughters-in-law. 



for a moment, thought deeply about his 
next comment and replied, "Since day 
one I have set out with several goals and 
I have made several key appointments. 
You have to know what is going to hap- 
pen. Plus, when making plans, you have 
to believe that you can achieve. Some- 
one who doesn't believe in the goals and 
direction he has set for himself can be his 
own worst enemy." 

The first basic step for improvement 
was general maintenance of facilities. 
The dorms were painted, potholes were 
filled, the walkways were paved and 
screens and windows were replaced. 
General maintenance was a key factor, 
but there is still more to be done, says 
Mr. Roret. Looking ahead by planning 
the future today, Mr. Rorer has set up a 
committee that represents every aspect 
of the college community. 

The management team's purpose is to 
help Mr. Rorer with positive reaction to 
opportunity and development. With ears 
and minds open, Mr. Rorer went out last 
year and at the beginning of this semester 

continued on page 2 



: 



* This Week on Campus 

+ by Michelle Dobbs (a friend) * 

+ FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 18 * 

4- The Great College Drive-In Movie 4 

j behind Admissions .* 

Fieki Hockey (H) vs. Muhlenberg. 4 

4" p.m. *" 

4 Christian Fellowship, Student Center * 

j Music Room. 7 p.m. - 

SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 19 ^ 

Soccer vs. ARentown 

* VoHeybafl (H) vs, Cabrini. 1 p.m. * 
4- Football (A) vs. Juniata * 
4 Cross Country vs. Wilkes and Kings 4 
4 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 » 

. DVC at the Vet! The bus leaves at 11 ^ 
a.m. from the Gym 

* MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 * 

4" Freshman Class Elections. Drop your * 

jL. ballets in the Ag Building lobby. *■ 

^ TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 » 

* "Moonlighting." Sam's marriage ^ 

proposal forces Maddie into making a 

>f romantic choice between the wiUing 4 

^ suitor and David ^ 

WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 23 ^ 

Soccer vs, Muhlenberg 

^ THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 * 

4 Field Hockey (H) vs. Moravian, 4 * 

jj Volleyball (H) vs. Moravian, 4 p.m. j* 

^ FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 25 ^ 

Movie: Golden Child, 9 p.m. in the 

4" APR (Remember that projection room * 

4 deal?) » 

^ Christian Fellowship, Student Center ^ 
Music Room, 7 p.m. 

* SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 26 * 

* Field Hockey vs Wilkes * 
4- Soccer vs. Widener (good luck Jeff) * 
4. VoDeybafi vs. FDU w 

. Football vs. Lycoming. 1:30 p.m 



v-ross ^ounny vs, moravian an 
* Widener * 




Hans Lugenbuhl. Equine Science Program; [>r Neil 
Blanchard. French agriculturist 

DVC recently hosted French agricul- 
turist Michel Blanchard and his wife in a 
tour of the field and laboratory facilities at 
the Bucks County agriculture, science 
and business college. 

Blanchard, who was accompanied 
also by his son, Noel Gueugneau of 
Washington, DC, is from the Agricul- 
tural College of Valabre in the Riviera 
region of France. There, he is Superin- 
tendent of Operations at the French col- 
lege, specializing in grapes and grains. 

He observed that DVC is four times 
larger than his institution, offers a wider 
range of majors and is better organized! 
He is interested in developing an ex- 
change program between the two institu- 
tions that can draw on each college's 



Vincent. Horticulture Department Chairman; and Michel 

strengths. 

Besides the interest in horticultural 
products, Blanchard plans to contact 
persons with the French governmental 
stud farms concerning an exchange that 
may benefit DVC's Equine program as 
well. At the present time, the college of- 
fers an optional overseas term in Ger- 
many, Switzerland and Austria as part of 
its two-year Associate Degree program in 
Equine Science. 

Blanchard, who is a guest of Peggy 
Brasko, Doylestown, visited DVC through 
the efforts of the Agribusiness Depart- 
ment. While in the area, they visited the 
Buckingham Valley Winery and made 
plans to tour the National Agricultural 
Research Center in Beltsville, MD. 



Mr. Rorer 

continued from page 1 

to meet faculty, freshmen, parents, resi- 
dent assistants and the whole student 
body. All the changes to date have oc- 
cuned because you asked the president 
to do something about several of the 
problems on campus. You asked for 
quiet dorms, cleaner dining facilities, 
challenging classes and other numerous 
items. Mr. Rorer plans on taking action 
on these problems. "Even as we speak 
the changes are occurring around you," 
said Mr. Rorer. 

Autumn is a season for change, but 
will DVC come through the storm? It is 
said that anything worth having must be 
fought for, such in point is a better col- 
lege life. An atmosphere of cleanliness 
and congeniality promotes improved 
study habits. Trust in students by offering 
them the opportunities of responsibility 
and leadership which will set examples 
for all to follow. Growth of human ability 
through new and changing course levels 
will help students grow into strong in- 
dividuals. Discipline, though hopefully 
not necessary, will be dealt out accord- 
ingly. To make all these changes occur, 
to make this idealized version of a DVC 
of today and tomonow, monies must be 
raised. "The college has lived on a zero 
budget plan for too many years now. 
You can only run into the ground so 
many years before things start falling 
apart." Mr. Rorer's plans for making the 
school the best it can possibly be starts 
with fundraising. I learned by looking at a 
planning guide that tuition and fees do 
not even begin to cover the cost of run- 
ning DVC. Mr. Rorer spoke with local 
state elected official Rep. Jim Green- 
wood. Rep. Greenwood believed in 
DVC. He went to the state legislature last 
year to try to raise state aid for the col- 
lege. The state aid has been raised, but it 
is still not enough. 

"This is only the beginning," says Mr 
Rorer. "With the help of Ms. Linda 
Dolby, director of resource develop- 
ment, we plan on starting a strong fund- 
raising and money contribution cam- 
paign." Ms. Dolby and several other staff 
members will be introducing DVC to 
major corporations for money contribu- 
tions also. Large companies are known 
to give up to 10 percent of their yearly in- 
come to charities. Such is the case of the 
small animal lab that was built with 



monies from several local pharmaceutical 
and supply companies. 

Improving the balance sheet of the 
college will help. The school has about 
20 million in assets and approximately 
8.5 million in liabilities. To clear some of 
the debt the school owes, some of the 
college's land is being sold. Not only will 
it clear some of the liabilities, but it will 
also bring in some of the needed income 
to run the college. The next step is to in- 
crease enrollment so that the tuition base 
will continue to increase. Tuition will 
keep going up at a rational cost expense. 
Compared to other four-year private col- 
lege institutions, DVC runs in the bargain 
basement. 

The next program underway is stu- 
dent/faculty production. The production 
or revenue made by the fruit stand, 
home athletic events and other activities 
on campus will keep tuition costs down . 
Mr. Rorer says that a country store is 
being planned for Route 202. The store 
will be competitive with local merchants 
so that free marketing exists in the com- 
munity. Other money-making opera- 
tions are under development There 
might even be a bed and breakfast inn set 
up in Dr. Feldstein's old home, run by 
the Food Industry Department. This is 
just one of Mr. Rorer's ideas on student 
involvement to help the college. 

Another problem Mr. Rorer believes is 
that zero-base budgeting has created a 
lack of staff. There are not enough 
maintenance workers, support staff and 
teachers. "The salary of the staff of this 
school has not been increased in several 
years. I believe they deserve to be paid 
well." Mr. Rorer let it be known that ad- 
miration for people dedicating their lives 
to the future of young people were in his 
highest regard because it is a profession 
that shapes the future of our country. 

I reflected to myself that if everything is 
possible then how long will it be for it to 
take place? I went for a walk this late 
summer day with Mr. Rorer; he pointed 
out the things that have changed, the 
places where certain changes will take 
place and the possibilities of a few more 
alterations. Mr. Rorer is chased by a vi- 
sion of a better DVC. I believe that these 
visions will come true because like my 
walk around campus, Mr. Rorer walked 
briskly yet left no stones unturned. 



MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

College is part of the American dream. 
But costs can turn it into a nightmare. 
The good news is PRIVATE SOURCE 
scholarships, grants and loans. 

Your eligibility for private source 
awards has nothing to do with govern- 
ment financial aid. 

You are eligible for awards based on 
factors in your (or your parents') back- 
ground. For example, if you — 

- Are a college-bound high school 
student, you are eligible for a $500- 
$4,000 competitive award for PHO- 
TOGRAPHY (B & W). Must be U.S. 
citizen or legal resident. 

- Have been a CADDY FOR TWO 
YEARS, you are eligible for an award 
covering college tuition and housing. 
Must be U.S. citizen or legal resident. 

- Are the child of a TWA (TRANSIT) 
UNION MEMBER, you are eligible for 
$1,200 college award. High school 
seniors. 

ALL students are eligible for many 
awards from the many private sources. 
The problem is not, "Is there college 
money for me?" (There is literally BIL- 
LIONS available.) 

The problem is, "How can I know all 
I am eligible for?" There are so many 
sources. 

The Private Source Money-For-College 
Catalog removes the mystery. It lists 
awards open to HIGH SCHOOL. UN- 
DERGRADUATE, GRADUATE, POST 
GRADUATE STUDENTS, PROFES- 
SIONALS and for OVERSEAS STUDY. 
To receive a copy of the most recent cat- 
alog send $1 to: Financial Aid Finders, 
77 Gristmill Road, Randolph. NJ 07869. 

- NOTICE - 

1 am blind and need readers for several 
courses: Data Base Concepts, Systems 
Analysis and Data Communication Con- 
cepts. If you would be willing to help 
please contact me: Jude Da Shiell, Elson 
19, 345-9903. Thank you 

- HELP WANTED - 

Customize your work schedule to your 
school schedule. Peddler's Village res- 
taurants have full and part-time positions 
for: pantry, cooks, counter help, busper- 
sons, host/hostess and receptionist. 
Call Marie Vincent, 794-7055. 



Three Amigos 
Featured at DVC 

After a postponement from the previ- 
ous Saturday because of lack of atten- 
dance. Three Amigos was finally shown 
on Tuesday, September 8th at 9 p.m 
(although another postponement could 
have been warranted due to lack of 
attendance) . 

Three Amigos had a very interesting 
story line. Three actors are accidentally 
asked to go to Mexico to eliminate a ban- 
dito by the name of El Wapo. The actors, 
portrayed by Steve Martin, Chevy Chase 
and Martin Short, believe they are sup- 
posed to put on an act as they do in the 
movies. Only after their first confronta- 
tion with El Wapo do they realize that 
this is not an act but the real thing. The 
story continues with the "Three Amigos" 
fleeing to save their own necks but decide 
to confront El Wapo and save one of the 
village girls. 

The story was a bit on the dry side, but 
thanks to the talents of comedians such 
as Steve Martin and Chevy Chase, the 
Three Amigos was entertaining. Martin 
Short was not at his best compared to 
other works he has accomplished. 

Chevy Chase and Steve Martin have a 
way of making a face 3nd inviting laugh- 
ter. These faces and one-liners are prob- 
ably what saved th^ movie. 




CLUB NEWS 
Chorale 

It's not too late to join Chorale! Were 
looking for new people who are interested 
in music and enjoy singing. Our practices 
are every Monday and Wednesday from 
4:10-5:30 p.m. If you are interested, 
please attend one of our practices — 
we're sure you'll enjoy it! 

Our practices are held in the Music 
Room of the Student Center. 

If you have any questions about 
Chorale, don't hesitate to call — Mrs. 
Roberts, ext. 2233 or Dave Hirtle. 
345-1563. Hope to see you soon! 

Ann Luno 
Chorale Librarian 



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WORLD SERIES POOL 



by John Litzke 

Welcome to the first annual DVC. 
Ram Pages. Green and Gold. World 
Series Pool. Characteristically, pools 
have been big money makers for some 
people and I love to get in on the big 
money makers myself, but due to PA 
law. subsequent infiltration by Organized 
Crime, the possibility of Jim and Tammy 
getting in on it and turning our school in- 
to a theme park to compete with Papa 
Jerry, all we at Ram Pages can offer is 
three FREE coupons for an Aggie Burger. 
Fries and Pepsi from Caesar's Pub. Here's 
how we're gonna do it: 

NL East Winner 



NL West Winner 



NL Representative in '87 Series 



AL East Winner _ 
AL West Winner 



AL Representative in '87 Series 



1987 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION 



Place filled out pools in Box 1152 
within the next two weeks. Play at your 
own risk. 



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M.A.C. 
FOOTBALL ROUNDUP 

by John Litzke 

GETTYSBURG 24, DVC - In the 
rain at DVC, Bullets quarterback Tony 
Campana scored on a one-yard run to 
culminate a 12-play. 47-yard series for 
the only real sustained drive of the day. 
An ensuing field goal and two tumovers- 
turned-into-touchdowns put Gettysburg 
(1-0) past DVC (0-1) 24-0. An indication 
of the slickness of the ball were the 13 
turnovers suffered, all together, by both 
teams. A wet ball does crazy things and it 
just didn't squeak in the brand new wish- 
bone offense's way. NEXT OPPONENT 
FOR DVC: The Juniata Indians at 
Juniata, 1:30 start. 

LEHIGH 47. DAVIDSON - Junior 
tailback Lee Blum ran for three second- 
quarter touchdowns to lead the Engi- 
neers to a runaway victory over the Wild- 
cats in their season opener in Bethlehem. 
Pa. 

Blum scored on touchdown runs of 
four, 11 and three yards to expand 
Lehigh's lead from 7-0 after one quarter 
to 26-0 late in the first half. 

COLGATE 31. BUCKNELL 28 - 
After missing three extra-point attempts, 
freshman Rory Crump kicked a 26-yard 
field goal with 1:27 left to give Colgate a 
come-from-behind victory in a Colonial 
League game in Hamilton. N.Y. 

LAFAYETTE 29. KUTZTOWN 17 - 
Kurt Bowman rushed for a career- high 
189 yards and one touchdown to lead 
the Leopards to victory in Easton, Pa. 

BLOOMSBURG 24, SHIPPENS- 
BURG 10 - Quarterback Jay DeDea 
ran for one touchdown and threw for 
another to lead host Bloomsburg (1-1) to 
a Pennsylvania Conference victory. 

SUSQUEHANNA 51. MUHLENBERG 
22 — Quarterback Todd Coolidge tossed 
six touchdown passes, including five to 
Al Bucci. as host Susquehanna rolled to 
victory in Selinsgrove. Pa. 

JUNIATA 23. RANDOLPH-MACON 
— Cubby Davis fired three touchdown 
passes to Frank Phelps as the Indians 
hammered the Yellow Jackets in Ash- 
land, Va. 

FRANKLIN & MARSHALL 34. 
UNION 28 - F&M quarterback Paul 
Quinn engineered a drive in the last two 
minutes of play that boosted the Diplo- 
mats to victory in Lancaster, Pa. 

MORAVIAN 17. LEBANON VAL- 
LEY 3 — Moravian used four pass inter- 
ceptions, six sacks and one fumble re- 
covery, and held Lebanon Valley to 31 
yards rushing en route to victory in Beth- 
lehem, Pa. 

EDINBORO 21. MANSFIELD 10 - 
Edinboro running back Elbert Cole scored 
the go-ahead touchdown on a three -yard 
run with less than six minutes left in the 
game in Mansfield. Pa. 

Courtesy Philadelphia Inquirer 



THE GREAT COLLEGE 
DRIVE-IN 

After popular demand, The Great 
College Drive-In Movie is back. This 
time in the fall; hopefully a little warmer. 
The movie had a great turn out last 
semester, with everyone bringing their 
blankets and various upholstered fur- 
nishings. The double feature will be Fer- 



DELAWARE 

VALLEY 

COLLEGE 




1987 



DVC SCOREBOARD 

by John Litzke 

FIELD HOCKEY 

• DVC 7, Misercordia 3 (DVC goals: 
Karr 3, Pisauro 2, Masciulli 1, 
Long 1) 

• DVC 4, Gwynedd Mercy (DVC 
goals: Long 2. Ban 1, Karr 1) 

SOCCER 

• Wilkes 5, DVC 

• Moravian 7, DVC 



VOLLEYBALL (Women's) 




• Wilmington 3, DVC (15-11, 15-3. 


15-0) 






CFL GAMES OF INTERES 




Widener 35 


■ Swarthmore 


Boston College 28 


Temple 


7 


Nebraska 42 


UCLA 


33 


Notre Dame 26 


Michigan 


7 


Oklahoma 28 


N. Carolina 


Ohio St. 24 


W. Virginia 3 


Pittsburgh 34 


N. C.State 





Alabama 24 


Penn St. 


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Washington 34 


Eagles 


24 


N.Y. Jets 31 


Buffalo 


28 


New Orleans 28 


Cleveland 


21 


Houston 20 


Los Angeles 


16 


Cincinnati 23 


Indianapolis 


21 


New England 28 


Miami 


21 


Kansas City 20 


San Diego 


13 


Pittsburgh 30 


San Francisco 17 


Tampa Bay 48 


Atlanta 


10 


St. Louis 24 


Dallas 


13 


Minnesota 34 


Detroit 


19 


LA. Raiders 20 


Green Bay 





Denver 40 


Seattle 


17 



SUNDAY'S PRO GAMES 

New Orleans at Eagles 
Denver at Green Bay 
Houston at Buffalo 
Miami at Indianapolis 
Pittsburgh at Cleveland 
San Francisco at Cincinnati 
Tampa Bay at Chicago 
Washington at Atlanta 
Dallas at N.Y. Giants 
Detroit at LA. Raiders 
Kansas City at Seattle 
Minnesota at LA. Rams 
St. Louis at San Diego 

MONDAY'S PRO GAME 

New England at N.Y. Jets 



ris Bueller's Day Off and Nightmare on 
Elm Street, Again, the movies will be 
shown behind the Admissions building, 
beginning at dusk. Many thanks go to the 
members of Zeta Chi who have volun- 
teered their time to set up and clean up 
the equipment before and after the per- 
formance. Thanks guys So come out 
and bring your friends and blankets. Ad- 
mission is free and is sponsored by the 
Student Activities Committee (SAC). 







Alpha-Omega Players perform "Barefoot in the 
Park " From left to right: Gregg Hinojosa, Kevin 
Murray, Kathleen McKinney and Cynthia Wood 

Alpha-Omega Players 
Perform at DVC 

On Thursday, September 10th, the 
Alpha-Omega Players of the Repertory 
Theatre Company of Rockport, Texas 
performed the Neil Simon play Barefoot 
in the Park. 

The story is about a young, newlywed 
couple who take up residence on the fifth 
floor of an apartment building in down- 
town New York City. 

Corie and Paul Bradder, portrayed by 
Cynthia Wood and Gregg Hinojosa. 
begin to have problems in their marriage. 
In less than a week, the couple goes from 
typical newlyweds madly in love to talk 
of divorce. 



Despite the nature of the play, it is a 
comedy. The story was very funny and 
the acting was superb. 

Kevin Murray demonstrates his flexi- 
bility by playing the telephone repair 
man and the dashing, middle-aged neigh- 
bor, Victor Velasco. 

Kathleen McKinney played Cone's 
mother. Mrs. Banks. The chemistry be- 
tween Kathleen and Kevin made their 
characters a tremendous contribution to 
the play. 1 saw the movie and I like the 
characters in this play, more than I liked 
those in the movie. 

Cynthia Wood (Corie) was extremely 
energetic. Also, in Act II, Scene II, a fight 
takes place between Corie and Paul that 
was the highlight of the play. I do not like 
people fighting, but these teams did such 
a spectacular job in this particular scene, 
it really left a lasting impression. 

The Alpha-Omega Players are a sub- 
division of the Repertory Theatre Com- 
pany in Rockport. Texas. They practice 
in Rockport and go around the country 
putting on their plays at college, military 
bases, country clubs and dinner theatres. 
Acting isn't all the troupe does for the 
play. They were also responsible for set- 
ting up the set, rearranging props, make- 
up and breaking down the set. 

I hope to see more works done by this 
fine troupe of actors. 




lb donate blood, call 1-800-26-BLOOD 




Pedro Senyszyn (from Uruguay). Irena Struk and 
Dr Prundenanu 

Prof essor from Uruguay 
Visits DVC Campus 

DVC faculty demonstrated a diversity 
of language skills in communicating with 



Professor Pedro Senyszyn. visiting this 
campus from Montevideo. Uruguay. 
Senyszyn speaks French. Spanish and 
Ukrainian, and he reads and writes 
English and reads Portuguese and Italian 

Senyszyn is a professor of forestry and 
agronomy at the University of Uruguay. 
He also is Director of Research and 
Technology Division for the Department 
of Agriculture in Uruguay. 

He was accompanied by his niece. 
Irena Struk of Phoenixville. who is a 
language instructor at Manheim Town 
ship Senior High School. Lancaster 
County. She served as his interpreter. 

Senyszyn commented favorably on 
the quality and extent of the facilities and 
resources at DVC 





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PERSPECTIVES 

by Randy Levin 

Reprinted with permission 

Allow me to present a totally different 
perspective on student activities. Did you 
know that the college circuit is the sec- 
ond highest paying venue in show busi- 
ness? Generally speaking, most solo per- 
formers that appear on your campus: 
from musicians to comedians to jugglers, 
are making anywhere from $40,000 to 
$100,000+ per year No one makes 
that kind of living unless they are good. 
These performers aren't just starting out. 
In fact, many are a step away from major 
commercial success. 

Billy Joel. Simon and Garfunkel and 
Robin Williams are just a few of the many 
performers that went from the college 
circuit to stardom. Imagine seeing them 
before they were well known! You might 
have been in an audience of a dozen 
people sitting a foot away from them 
while they played. 

Think about that the next time you see 
a poster advertising an act that you never 
heard of. Even if that act doesn't become 
the next Billy Joel or Robin Williams, at 
least you'll see a great show. And you 
can't beat the price. During break or over 
the summer you and your friends may 
travel half an hour to a club. Cover 
charge, possibly with two drink mini- 
mum, munchies and before you know it. 
you've dropped $30.00 to see the same 
performer you could have seen for free 
on your campus. 

Here is another point. The students on 
the activities committees do not merely 
pick up the phone, call an agent and 
book a performer. They volunteer their 



time to go through a very long and some- 
times tedious procedure. First the paper- 
work: budgeting, selecting, negotiating 
and contracting a performer. Then all the 
leg work of promoting, advertising and 
fulfilling many requests of the performers' 
contracts. Let's not forget travel arrange- 
ments, hotel reservations and any mis- 
cellaneous needs of the performer In the 
outside world, this job description would 
bring an excellent living and the title of 
producer. On your campus, it is one of 
your peers spending countless hours to 
try to bring entertainment to you. What 
thanks do they get? Hardly anyone 
showing up to events and some saying 
"how come nothing is ever going on 
here." 

We are all in agreement that college is 
more than just studies. Social learning is 
equally as important as is any course of 
study But to fall into the same routine of 
parties, beer blasts and bar hopping is 
unfair to yourself, and so the activities 
committee is desperately trying to bring 
you a show, but the performer may 
travel 2. OCX) miles to play to only six 
people 

Give activities a chance. They are de- 
signed and selected for you. Five years 
down the road, wouldn't it be fun to turn 
on the TV and say to a friend . "see that 
guy. I saw him at DVC before he made it 
big" 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR 

Randy Levin is c comedian on the col- 
lege circuit touring over 80 colleges per 
year From New York City. Randy's 
credits include several television com- 
mercials and appearances on cable and 
network programs. 



• ENTERTAINMENT* 



Stacey Q To Perform 
Two Shows At Pulsations 

Dance fans of all ages will have a 
chance to listen to the smoothly sophis- 
ticated sounds of Stacey .Q when the 
popular singer performs two shows at 
Pulsations Entertainment Complex on 
Friday. September 18. The first perfor 
mance will be for all ages at 8:30 p.m.. 
the second, for the over 21 crowd, will 
be a midnight show broadcast on 98 
WCAU-FM during Pulsations' "FRIDAY 
NIGHT LIVE" dance concert series. 

A typical California beach girl with 
atypical interests ranging from classical 
ballet to Formula One racing. Stacey Q 
found herself a singer through a chain of 
events as smooth as the rhythms to which 
she sings. Her blond good looks led to 
television commercials, her strong vocal 
talents to radio jingles While working in 
radio she was contacted by producer Jon 
St. James, who asked her to help him 

CLUB NEWS 

Christian Fellowship 

DVC Christian Fellowship is a non- 
denominational group of students, but is 
open to anyone. Our emphasis is on 
helping the spiritual growth of our mem- 
bers and providing fellowship with other 
Christians. 

This Friday, the 18th, John Harbison 
from Covenant Presbyterian Church will 
speak on the topic of "Our Relationship 
with God." We will meet at 7 p.m. in the 
Student Center Music Room (on the sec- 
ond floor). 

In addition to weekly Friday meetings, 
a number of special activities are planned, 
including a fall retreat, hayride and several 
movies. 

Students, faculty and friends are wel- 
come to fellowship with us any Friday, or 
attend any special function Membership 
is not required, there are no dues, but 
lots of food and good times! 

Michele Hensel 
P.O Box 1342 



with television soundtracks. From there, 
it was one short step to the formation of a 
band called Q. named after the character 
in the James Bond series. Motivated by 
her love for devices and puns, Stacey 
thought a high-tech device name was 
perfect for a high-tech dance band. 

Q's first record, an independently re- 
leased four-song EP, quickly set the 
pace. Effectively incorporating irresistable 
rhythms and infectious melodies with 
Stacey's passionate voice, the music won 
the hearts and feet of dance fans every- 
where. Subsequent releases strengthened 
Stacey Q's popularity, but it was not until 
the recent release of "Better Than 
Heaven" that she was crowned a high 
energy queen. From the monster hit 
"Two of Hearts" to her newest single. 
"Music Out of Bounds," the LP offers 
one high voltage release after another, 
each highlighted by Stacey's distinctive 
vocals. 

Tickets for each show are $7 and are 
available at Pulsations' Box Office or 
Ticketron. For all ages, doors open for 
dancing at 6 p.m., show begins at 8:30 
p.m. For those 21 or older with proof of 
age, doors open at 9:30 p.m., show 
begins at 12 midnight. Proper dress re- 
quired. Pulsations is located on Rt. 1 in 
Glen Mills, Pa. For more information call 
215/ 459-4140. 



STAFF 

Editors- in-Chief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E Litzke 

Entertainment Editor . . Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley. Neil Robinson 
Photography Kerry Slack 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 





NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Vol. XXII. No,/ 3 

Friday, September 25, 1987 



Highlights 

Come and See 

the New 

Segal Hall Lounge! 



Snack 
Machines 



Study 
Area 



Psychologist on Campus 



School is open again. Some of you 
are returning to Del Val and for some of 
you this will be your first time here. 
Whether you are new here or an old 
hand, we at the counseling center would 
like you to get to know us. We're located 
in the infirmary (the last room on right in 
back of Elson) and are available on a 
drop in basis to help you with a wide 
variety of issues and concerns. Do you 
feel like screaming whenever your room- 
mate opens their mouth? Do you want to 
run away whenever the dorm phone 
rings and somebody yells "It's your 



parents"? Are you drinking too much 
and/or not studying enough? Are you a 
senior shaking in your boots because the 
"real world" is looming ahead in the near 
future? You name it, we're here to talk 
about it. If we don't know I'll bet we 
know who does. Stop by and see Mark 
on Tuesdays from 5:00 to 8:00 or Rob 
on Wednesdays from 2:00 to 5:00. It's 
all confidential, we don't even tell the 
college you've come. No appointment is 
necessary and best of all . . . you don't 
have to pay! So stop in. (We're great 
help on psychology term papers too!) 



Samuel Hall News: 

Samuel Hall is planning a Haunted 
House for Friday, October 30 and Satur- 
day, October 31 (Parent's Weekend). 
We hope to turn our dormitory into a 
house of horrors, dreams, laughs, and 
screams — but we need YOUR help. A 
committee sign-up sheet is posted in 
your dormitory and at various other loca- 
tions around campus. It will be a lot of 
work, but the rewards are great. Infor- 
mation on the first meeting will be forth- 
coming. We thank you for your support. 

The second floor of Samuel Hall is 
also sporting an intramural football team 
this year. They aptly call themselves the 
"69'ers" and could use your support. Be 
sure to catch all the 69'er action this 
season as they attempt to capture the in- 
tramural football title. 

- NOTICE - 

I am blind and need readers for several 
courses: Data Base Concepts, Systems 
Analysis and Data Communication Con- 
cepts. If you would be willing to help 
please contact me: Jude Da Shiell. Elson 
19. 345-9903. Thank you. 



Ray Owens performed m DVC's Dining Hall on 
Thursday. September 17. 

STAFF 

Editors-inChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor . . Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley. Neil Robinson 

Photography Kerry Slack 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



Personals 

Personals are back! Want to get back at 
a friend, send an anonomous message, 
or run a personal ad? Submit your mes- 
sages to Box 917 or any staff member 
Personals will be printed on a first come, 
first served basis, as single submissions. 
no groups of personals will be printed, as 
space allows, and by the Editors' discre- 
tion. Have fun and don't make too many 
enemies! 

Ram Pages 

— So. ichat happened Saturday night 
Sunshine and Gumbo 9 J's sofa leg broke? 
However, glad I wasn't there! 

— Private Party. Joan you didn't make 
the list Samuel IIS 

— The few. the proud, the countrv club 
FGCG> 

— Paul & Jamie 7/23/88 

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ATTENTION 
ALL STUDENTS 

October 1, 1987 - DEADLINE 

October 1. 1987 is the deadline 
for all employment time sheets and 
reports of work prior to August 31 , 
1987. Turn them in to the place- 
ment office, 1st floor Miller Hall. 



American 
Red Cross 



+ 



To donate blood, call i WoibBlOOD 



FLOWER SHOP 

How do you remember 

birthdays? Anniversaries? 

When you argue with your 

boyfriend or girlfriend. 

how can you make-up? 

FLOWERS!! PLANTS!! 

THE ANSWER: 

The DVC Floral Shop 

Ext. 2275 

or 

the greenhouse classroom 



Guides Needed for 
Children's Farm Tours 

The Farm Tours for elementary school 
children will run the month of October 
this fall. Schedules are now being filled 
with reservations from area schools for 
the one-hour DelVal student-led tours of 
the Dairy and Farm *3. 

These tours, planned through the Of- 
fice of Public Information, require coop- 
eration from YOU, the students. A very 
special form of community outreach, the 
tours bring over a thousand children and 
their teachers and parents to the campus 
each year. The visits are informally-led, 
with the guides relying on the animals 
themselves to provide the fun! Short, 
simple explanations add to the interest, 
sometimes coordinating with classroom 
"studies" on nutrition, farm products, or 
social studies. 

This semester, the tours are scheduled 
for Monday through Friday mornings. 
10:15 to 11:15 and Wednesday and 
Thursday afternoons, 12:45 to 1:45. 
Tour guides will be paid for each tour 
they lead. 

If you like to spend time with young 
children, if you are interested in talking 
about the dairy and farm programs at 
your college, and if you can find time in 
your schedule for one or more tours, 
contact the Office of Public Information 
at Ext. 2306 immediately. 

We need your help to make the farm 
tours this fall as successful as they have 
been in the past. Particular assistance is 
needed for the morning tour times. 

CLUB NEWS 

Cycling Club 

A general announcement to bicycle 
riders and skiers. Our new president of 
the Cycling/Ski Club is Dan Paulus. He 
is an experienced rider/skier. He wel- 
comes all who are interested in cycling or 
skiing to join the cycling/skiing club. You 
can reach Dan in Goldman 224. 



Food Industry 

TO: Food Industry majors and 
interested people. 
FROM: President Ray Delaney 
REASON: Get organized for 

Homecoming 
EXTRAS: Refreshments 

DATE: September 29, 1987 
TIME: 4:30 PM 



MEET YOUR 

FRIENDS & CLASSMATES 

IN THE 

NEW 

SEGAL HALL LOUNGE 



Snack 
Machines 



Study 
Area 



Delaware Valley College 

Students Establish Mentor 

Relationship with World 

Class Organizations 

Professional relationships with major 
Agrimarketing industries were established" 
by College students with corporate 
marketing executives at a recent meeting 
in Wilmington, Delaware. Marketing re- 
presentatives will work with students in a 
mentor program sponsored by the Chesa- 
peake Chapter of the National Agri- 
Marketing Association. (NAMA). 

Professional relationships with major 
agrimarketing industries including Du- 
Pont, Ford/New Holland, and others 
were developed this week. Corporate 
representatives u,iil work with individual 
students in a mentor program. The men- 
tor program is designed to give interested 
college students an opportunity to visit 
NAMA member corporations one after- 
noon a month for one semester. The goal 
is to provide each student professional 
exposure and acquire an understanding 
of career opportunities in agrimarketing. 
It also gives these corporations time to 
evaluate participating students. Students 
may participate in the mentor program 
through membership in the Delaware 
Valley College student NAMA chapter, 
known as NAMA/ Del Val. 

The Chesapeake professional NAMA 
chapter meeting in Wilmington, DE 
featured Jack Trout — an internationally 
recognized advertising executive. Four- 
teen members of the NAMA/ Del Val 
student chapter attended the dinner and 
presentation. 

Processing, marketing, and distribution 
of foods are projected as growth oppor- 
tunities in the 1990's. NAMA member- 
ship enhances students' education with 
professional exposure in these agrimar- 
keting functions. 




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******** 

Is Week on Camp 

L Murtey 

AY, SEPTEMBER 25 

Movie: Golden ChM, APR, 9 p 

Christian Fellowship, Muse Room, 

p.m- 

-ATURBAY, SEPTEMBER 26 

Rekl Hockey (A) vs. Wfflies 

Soccer (A} vs. WWner 

Vdteybal (A) vs. F.O.U 

ootbaD (H) vs, Lycoming, 1:30 p.m 

toss Counfty (A) vs Moravian and 
Widner 

*ONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 

JV Foofbafl fl-J) vs. Gettysburg 

UESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 

ReW Hockey (A3 vs Phfladelphia 
Tesfle 

;ybai (H) vs. Afcrk^rt, 6.30 p.m 

WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 30 

Soccer {H} vs. Haverfor > p.m. 

RIDAY. OCTOBER 2 

Christian Fetowsh'p, Musk: Room, 
7 p.m 

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1987 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

Football 

Juniata 7, DVC 6 
Soccer (0-5) 

Drew 5, DVC 1 
Allentown 4, DVC 2 
Field Hockey (2-2) (0 1) 
Montclair St. 6, DVC 
Muhlenberg 3, DVC 1 
Volleyball (0-3) 
Haverford defeats DVC 

(15-5, 17-15, 15-4) 
Cabrini defeats DVC 

(15-10, 7-15, 3-15, 4-15) 
X-Country (2-0) 
DVC 15, Wilkes 50 
DVC 23, Kings 42 

NOTE: Senior harrier Rob Benner was 
first to hit the tape for DVC and second 
in the overall standings. Over 35 runners 
took place in the Tri-Meet and DVC 
grabbed 2, 3. 4, 5 and seventh places. 
CFL Scoreboard 
USC 23, Boston College 17 
Texas A&M 29. Washington 12 
Cornell 17, Penn 13 
Temple 24, Pitt 21 
Villanova 24, Liberty 20 
Ohio St. 24, Oregon 14 
Penn St. 41, Cincinnati 
Florida 23, Alabama 14 
Clemson 21, Georgia 20 
Notre Dame 31, Michigan St. 8 
NFL Scoreboard 
Eagles 27, New Orleans 17 
Denver 17, Green Bay 17 
Buffalo 34, Houston 30 
Miami 23, Indianapolis 10 
Cleveland 34, Pittsburgh 10 
San Fransisco 27, Cincinnati 26 
Chicago 20, Tampa Bay 3 
Atlanta 21. Washington 20 
Dallas 16, NY Giants 14 
LA Raiders 27. Detroit 7 
Seattle 43. Kansas City 14 
Minnesota 21, LA Rams 16 
San Diego 28, St. Louis 24 
Next Sunday's Games 
Eagles at San Fransisco 
Atlanta at New Orleans 
Buffalo at Dallas 
NY Giants at Miami 
Indianapolis at St. Louis 
New England at Washington 
Minnesota at Kansas City 
Green Bay at Tampa Bay 
Chicago at Detroit 
LA Raiders at Houston 
NY Jets at Pittsburgh 
Seattle at San Diego 
Cincinnati at LA Rams 
Denver at Cleveland. Monday Night 



HELP 
WANTED 

Part-time bindery help close to the 
college Make your own hours, be- 
tween 8 a.m. -5 p m, Monday thru 
Friday. 

For information contact Barbara at 
Early Printing. 345-0810 



EXCLUSIVE: 

Special Investigation 

Inside the DVC 
Cheerleaders 

by John Litzke Jr. 

Let's get the boring stuff out of the way 
first. If anyone on campus is interested in 
dressing up as a ram on game day. please 
see captains Donna Hayek or Monique 
Pazzalia. 

Now, the 1987 edition of the Delaware 
Valley College cheerleaders has taken 
form with their main goal to extract some 
sort of enthusiasm from the DVC students 
and fans, which some say is lacking at 
this time. 

As for introductions, there are senior 
captains Monique Pazzalia and Donna 
Hayek who reside in Scranton. Pa. and 
Lavallete, N.J. respectively. Both Donna 
and Monique are returnees from last 
year's squad and their guidance and ex- 
pertise makes them worthy of their cap- 
tainship. The only other returnee from 
last year is senior. Doylestown native 
Lisa Kardane. who adds extra spunk and 
excitement. 

New arrivals to the 87 cheerleaders 
include senior Rene Brooks of Warminster, 
sophomores Michelle Dobbs of Baltimore. 
Pamala Morgan of Dover. Sue Nusbaum 
of Philadelphia, and freshmen Kerry 
Debonis of Long Branch. N.J. and Pam 
Pulsinelli from Langhorne. 

I asked the ladies a series of questions 
and they were answered by a consensus 
of the group. 



Does the team have a favorite cheer?: 
"Everyone likes different ones, we all 
have our personal favorites." 

Do you wish DVC had a bigger band?: 
"Definitely, but what we would also like 
is more spirit from the fans." 

How demanding, both physically and 
mentally is cheerleading?: The ladies 
agreed that it is physically demanding 
with all the stretching and practice, for 
which they practice six hours a day. The 
ladies agreed that cheering is good 
therapy; it takes them away from their 
problems, for a little while, and it is 
stress-relieving. 

The team's likes and dislikes are: 

FAVORITE FOODS 
Pop Tarts 
Ice Cream 
Pizza 

Chocolate 
A salad and a diet soda 

FAVORITE COLORS 
Black 
White 
Purple 
Peach 
Pink 
Blue 
Green 
Red 

FAVORITE MUSIC (GROUP) 
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jan 
Genesis 

Crowded House 
Expose 
The Smiths 
The Whispers 
Bananarama 



FAVORITE FLOWERS 
Red Roses 
Yellow Roses 
Carnations 
FAVORITE PERFUME 
Beautiful by Estee Lauder 
Colors by Benetton 
Poison 
Halston 
Jontue 

Opium by Liz Claybourn 
FAVORITE HOLIDAY 
Christmas!!! 
Then I posed the question that should 
send the male population of Delaware 
Valley College either to the gym. the hair 
dying and styling specialist, or even to 
performing the "Bobby Brady hanging 
from the swing set to get tall" bit. 
IDEAL MAN 
Muscles 
Money 
Honesty 
Sense of humor 
Sexy 
Tall 

Brown curlv hair 
Gorgeous 
There you have the insides of the ladies 
who liven up and beautify each football 
and basketball gam* . The next time 
you're bored with the sporting event 
you're watching, all the interesting parts 
of the program have been read, and the 
ice in your cup has turned to water, check 
out the DVC cheerleaders. And even if 
you're thumbing through your program, 
enjoying an ice cold Coke, and DVC is 
winning 35-0. give them a look and then 
give them your spirit. They deserve it 



MAC LOCAL FOOTBALL ROUNDUP - WEEK TWO 



Juniata 7, Delaware Valley 6 

Despite strong defense by DVC. the of- 
fense was unable to move the ball against 
an equally tough Indian D. Senior full- 
back Jim Wilson notched the only score 
with a seven-yard run. The extra point 
was blocked by Juniata safety Mike Dor- 
ner putting DVC up 6-0. The lead would 
last until the third quarter when Don 
Bepar was on the receiving end of a 
seven-yard Cubby Davis touchdown 
strike. DVC (0-2 overall. 0-1 MAC) will 
face the Lycoming Warriors in week 
three at DVC. starting time is 1:30 p.m. 

Courtesy of The Philadelphia Inquirer 
Widener 24, Lebanon Valley 7 

Pat Barr snapped a 7-7 tie with a third- 
quarter touchdown and scored again 
minutes later to lead Widener to a 24-7 
victory over Lebanon Valley yesterday in 
a Middle Atlantic Conference game in 
Annville, Pa. 

Barr. who gained 70 yards on 13 car- 
ries, scored on two one-yard touchdown 
runs after two turnovers on Lebanon 
Valley's eight-yard line. The first turnover 
came on a blocked punt, the second on 
a fumble recovery. 

The Pioneers' first touchdown came in 
the first quarter on a 31 yard ruri by Joe 
Bakey. John McGonigal kicked the extra 
points after all three TDs and Mike Rose 
added a 25-yard field goal in the third 
quarter. 

Lebanon Valley's only touchdown 
came on a 14-yard pass from Mike Reif 
to Brian Wassel late in the second quarter. 

Widener is 2-0 overall and 1-0 in the 
MAC. Lebanon Valley is 1-2 overall and 
0-2 in the MAC. 

Delaware State 30, Morgan State 7 

The Hornets (1-1) scored three straight 
touchdowns in the first half, and got 
three field goals from David Parkinson 
after intermission as they beat Morgan 
(0-3) in Dover, Del. 



Behind the rushing of Terance Hoover, 
who gained 140 yards and scored one 
touchdown, and the pass catching of 
Tim Egerton. who had three catches for 
85 yards and one score. Delaware State 
was never really threatened. 

Delaware State scored on its first two 
possessions and added a third TD in the 
second quarter for a 21-0 halftime lead. 
Morgan State's only score came with less 
than two minutes left in the game on a 
one-yard run by quarterback Darrell 
Jackson . 

S wart h more 24, Johns Hopkins 21 

Chris Collins hit Bob McCann with a 
six-yard touchdown pass with 1:43 re- 
maining to boost the Garnet (1-1) to vic- 
tory in Baltimore. 

Swarthmore rallied from a 14-0 first- 
quarter deficit to pull out its first victory of 
the season. The Garnet trailed by 14-12 
at the half, but scored on their first drive 
of the second half to take an 18- 14 lead. 
Brian Jones went over from one yard 
out to take the lead for Swarthmore. 

In the final minute, Hopkins traveled 
60 yards in three plays to get a shot at 
victory, but the Swarthmore defense 
held on for the win. 

Franklin & Marshall 21, Ursinus 

Brad Ramsey carried 21 times for 96 
yards on a wet field and scored the only 
first- half touchdown as the Diplomats 
(2-0) defeated the Bruins in a Centennial 
Conference game in Collegeville. 

Ramsey broke a scoreless tie midway 
through the second quarter with a three- 
yard touchdown run. capping a nine-play. 
53- yard drive. On F&M's first possession 
of the second half, quarterback Paul 
Quinn ran 43 yards on an option to 
make it 14-0. 

Susquehanna 21, Moravian 

Todd Coolidge threw two touchdown 
passes to lead the Crusaders (2-0) to 



their 13th consecutive regular-season 
win. in a Middle Atlantic Conference 
game in Selinsgrove. Pa. 

After Moravian kicker Scott Perry 
missed first-quarter field-goal attempts of 
28 and 31 yards. Susquehanna opened 
the scoring with 20 seconds left in the 
half when Coolidge hit fullback Cosmo 
lacavazzi with a two- yard TD pass to 
complete a nine-play. 58-yard drive. 

Gettysburg 40, Western Maryland 7 

Backup fullback Mike Rosenberyer 
came off the bench and scored two touch 
downs to lead host Gettysburg (2-0) to 
victory in a Centennial Conference game 

Rosenberyer. a sophomore, carried 
the hall 22 times for 103 yards after 
replacing senior fullback Chris Suchanick. 
who ran for 78 yards on eight canies 
before leaving the game with a sprained 
ankle 

Lycoming 7, (Jpsala 

Frank Girardi scored on a 73-yard run 
and rushed for 108 yards as Lycoming 
opened its season with a Middle Atlantic 
Conference victory over visiting Upsala 
in Williamsport. Pa. Girardi's score came 
on the first play of the second half in a 
game that saw the Warriors hold Upsala 
to just 45 total net yards 

Muhlenberg 34, Dickinson 14 

Chris Elser threw three touchdown 
passes to lead the Mules (1-1) to a 
Centennial Conference win over the Red 
Devils (1-1) in Allentown. Muhlenberg 
built a 21-0 lead by the middle of the 
second quarter on Elser touchdown 
passes to Henry Large and Bob Mann 
and a nine-yard run by Rob Paessler and 
was never in danger thereafter. 
Shippensburg 13, Kutztown 9 

Frank Van Buren scored on a 45- yard 
run and Bob Plummer plunged into the 
end zone for another to give the Raiders 
(1-1) win over the visiting Golden Bears 
(0-3) 






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Vol. XXII, No. 4 
Friday, October 2, 1987 




NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



October 
Calendar 



New Honors Colliquium 



By Kristy Morley 

The Honors Colliquium is a new pro- 
gram that is on campus this fall. It was 
originated by the Academic Standards 
Committee in order to acknowledge the 
exceptional students at Del Val. The pur- 
pose of the program is to provide a back- 
ground of academic excellence for those 
in the program, to provide a place for 
students and faculty to work together, 
and to entice exceptional students to 
consider Del Val as a place to further their 
education. 




Honors participants in Philadelphia. 

The program consists of two parts: a 
classroom seminar and cultural events. 
The seminar's topic is "DNA: The Thread 



PERSONALS 

They Are Free 

Personals are back! Want to get back at 
a friend, send an anonomous message, 
or run a personal ad? Submit your mes- 
sages to Box 917 or any staff member. 
Personals will be printed on a first come, 
first served basis, as single submissions, 
no groups of personals will be printed, as 
space allows, and by the Editors' discre- 
tion. Have fun and don't make too many 
enemies! 

Ram Pages 

— Amy, just because we have taken you 
in, doesn't mean you're one of us yet. 
PS. John apologizes for Sunday night 
even though he doesn't remember it. 

— Diana, your secret is safe with me. 

— Jay, I suggest you shave that scuff off 
so you will stop embarassing the rest of us. 

— Hey you! Put the purple one in the 
hole! 

— Maggie E. Sorry I haven't come to see 
you — no we haven't killed him yet — 
yet! 

CLUB NEWS 
New Club on Campus! 

The DVC Outdoors Club has been 
made official by ICC and is looking for 
members. They will be coordinating 
numerous activities, such as: skiing, cycl- 
ing, canoeing, cross-country skiing, and 
white water rafting. They are welcoming 
any new ideas. Anyone who is interested 
may call 340-9609 or drop a note in Box 
530. 



of Life," and includes such topics as bio- 
technology and bio-ethics. This semester 
the seminar is being led by Mrs. Barbara 
Muse and Mr. Edwin Lawrence. The 
seminar includes trips to places of interest 
relating to the course. It will also include 
a book discussion led by Dr. Joseph 
Stenson and a panel discussion with an 
impressive line-up of speakers: Dr. Ted 
Schick, a philosopher on bio-ethics. Dr. 
Michael Haas from the U.S. Department 
of Agriculture. Dr. Dean Cress from 
Rohm Hass. and Dr. Sue Tolin. a pro- 
fessor at Virginia Tech University. 

The cultural part of the program is being 
led by Dr. John Avery. This includes 
trips to cultural events, such as the recent 
trip to the celebration of the anniversary 
of the Constitution, which includes a 
quick trip to meet the editor of Farm 
Journal magazine, and then to China- 
town for an ethnic lunch. Future trips 
mav include New York City and Washing- 
ton. DC 

Participating in the program are fifteen 
freshmen with outstanding high school 
careers. Acceptance into the program 
was based upon a number of factors in- 
cluding high school grades. SAT scores, 
and an active participation in extracur- 
ricular events. Those in the program are: 
Dina Antonelli. Neil Bittner. Kelly Car- 
pentar. Lisa Dietrich. Daniel French. 
Frank Gunson. Christine Landes, Donna 
Miloszar. Christina McCulgen, Erin 
McGowan, Kristy Morley. Arthur Ruedi- 
ger. Theresa Schneider. Elizabeth Shan- 
dor, and Steven Shetterly. Although only 
freshmen are in the program today, in 
future years the program will be open to 
all those who achieve the standards of 
the program. 



AD HOC SAFETY 

COMMITTEE FORMED 

ON CAMPUS 

A safety committee consisting of faculty, 
staff, and student volunteers has been or- 
ganized to explore safety on all aspects on 
Del Val's campus. Long and short range 
planning to improve safety on campus is 
the main objective of the committee. 

A few topics that are most likely to be 
covered are CPR and first aid training, 
fire safety training, traffic control, security 
of people and property, security on the 
dorms, safety checks, appliances and 
electrical, drain/ water management, 
and handling and storage of hazardous 
materials. 

Members of the committee were chosen 
to represent various areas of the college 
campus. They are as follows: 

Robert S. Orr, Chairman 

Russell K. Schulz 

Larry D. Hepner 

John R. Plummer 

Paul R. Schatschneider 

Robert J . Tasker 

Timothy L. Varacallo 

Neil J. Vincent 

Michael Pence 

Two Student Volunteers 



HORTICULTURE 
SOCIETY NEWS 

The 1987-88 school year looks prom- 
ising for the Horticulture Society. The 
Vice President, Bob Solly, won a $1200 
scholarship from the Doylestown Nature 
Club. Congratulations Bob! The club has 
a lot of exciting activities planned for Octo- 
ber. On Wednesday, October 7 at 6:30 
p.m. in the Horticulture Building, Dr. 
Vincent will give a lecture on his trip to 
Washington State about western area 
fruit production. His speech should be 
interesting and informative. On Thursday, 
October 8, the club will be taking a trip to 
see a south Jersey Cranberry Bog in pro- 
duction. And on October 29, the club 
will be sponsoring Caesar's Halloween 
Pub. Also, throughout the month the 
club will be busy picking apples and 
pressing cider. If you're interested in learn- 
ing to press cider or wish to participate in 
any of these other activities, see Ched 
Baker in Work 234 (or call 345-1563) or 
Holly Eckioff in Berkowitz 113 (or call 
340-1065). 



SAMUEL HALL NEWS: 

The Haunted House committee will be 
holding weekly meetings and workshops 
to prepare for this event to be held on 
Parent's Weekend. Notices of times and 
places will be forthcoming. Those of you 
who don't have the time to participate, 
but have experience and/or ideas con- 
cerning haunted houses, please contact 
Brad Bittner at Box 514 or call ext. 2404. 



"69ers Triumph 
Over Terminators** 

The Samuel 69ers intramural football 
team defeated the Terminators last 
Wednesday, September 23, by a score 
of 20-8. The 69ers scored first when 
Bryon Wilson hit Bart Campbell to put 
the Niners up 6-0. Wilson hit Brad Bittner 
for the PAT. The 69ers hit paydirt again 
when Wilson connected with Campbell 
to extend the lead to 13-0. Wilson hit 
Todd Hess with a pass for the PAT. The 
Terminators got on the board on a long 
pass when the defender slipped. The PAT 
failed. The Terminators scored again 
when Jim Zimmerman sacked Wilson in 
the endzone for a safety. This made the 
score 14-8. The 69ers stormed back and 
scored their final TD late in the ball game 
on a perfect strike from Wilson to Hess to 
ice the game at 20-8. The PAT failed. 

The defense played very well and was 
led by Bryon Wilson and Rob Hofstetter 
with interceptions. 

Look for scores from the 69ers vs. 
Bob's Boys and 69ers Zeta Chi games. 



- NOTICE - 

I am blind and need readers for several 
courses: Data Base Concepts, Systems 
Analysis and Data Communication Con- 
cepts. If you would be willing to help 
please contact me: Jude Da Shiell, Elson 
19, 345-9903. Thank you. 



More Exciting 
Happenings at Del Val 

Confession time! Everybody does it. 
You are cruising down 202, windows 
are down, radio is cranked way up, and 
you sing your lungs out until someone 
pulls up beside you and looks at you like 
you are a total dweeb. 

Or picture this, if you will. It was a 
hard day: you come home and the plans 
are set for a steamy, hot shower. You 
step in and suddenly a transformation 
takes place and the spotlight is on you. 
All inhibition let go and you wail out a 
few bars of your favorite tunes. 

Well, now is your chance to become a 
singing sensation! Super Star Recording 
Studio is coming to Del Val. You will be 
able to record your favorites such as "Get 
into the Groove" and "Papa Don't 
Preach." And Nostalgia lovers can cut 
ones like "Mack the Knife" and "You've 
Lost that Lovin ' Feeling. " The procedure 
is simple and painless. You and your 
friends simply go into the recording 
booth and listen to the songs with back- 
ground singers through the head phones. 
The acoustics are the same as the radio 
or shower and you just sing along with it. 
Then through the magic of technology 
you can become the next Whitney or 
Bruce on cassette. The tape you receive 
will be just you and your group singing 
your favorite hit! Amazing! This cassette 
will provide hours of fun and entertain- 
ment for everyone . All the fun will begin 
on October 8. starting at 9 p.m. at a very 
special Caesar's Pub. As an added bonus, 
you will be able to submit your recording 
to compete for best male and best female 
vocalist. Come out and bring your friends. 
It's going to be a lot of fun. Again another 
great event sponsored by Del Val's SAC. 



American 
Red Cross 



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To donate blood, call l ftoo 16 BIOOD 



************* 

* This Week on Campus * 

* SATURDAY. OCTOBER 3 

4- * 

Soccer (H) vs. Albright, 1:30 p.m. 

* Cross Country (H) vs. Swarthmore, 

* * 

+ MONDAY, OCTOBER 4 * 

j The Agronomy Club wri have a - 
W HoagJeSale 

* Soccer (H) vs. Cabrini, 4:00 p.m. * 

* Vofleybafl (H) vs. Afc«rnJa. 4:00 p.m. * 

* TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6 * 

J+ * 
7:30 p.m., APR 

* "MoonBghting" at 9:00 p.m. * 

* WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7 * 

* Movie: "Star Trek IV," 9:00 p.m. * 

* * 
4 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8 * 

. Caesar's Pub featuring Super Star 

* Recording Studio 

* Soccer (H) vs. Beaver. 4:00 p.m * 

****•***•***• 



The Philadelphia Zoo 
Is for the Birds 

The Philadelphia Zoo is pleased to an- 
nounce the grand re-opening of its com- 
pletely refurbished Bird House on Satur- 
day, October 10, 1987. A ribbon-cutting 
ceremony will take place outside the 
building at 10:00 a.m. after which visitors 
will be able to stroll through the spacious 
new exhibits and enjoy a marvelous col- 
lection of nearly 150 colorful, exotic birds. 
In addition, guests that day can visit our 
facepainter — who will paint only fea- 
thers, watch jugglers, see a bird of prey 
show, and receive a full-color poster 
commemorating the opening. 

The Bird House is a neo-classical struc- 
ture designed by Theodore White. It 
opened here at the Zoo in 1916 and 
underwent a renovation in 1950. The 
Bird House was closed in April of 1986 
to allow the present renovations to begin. 
Its re-opening marks the final project of 
Phase I, the first of three periods of im- 
provements in the Zoo's 16-year Master 
Plan, which began in 1983. Phase II 
plans are now underway and are expected 
to be completed by 1993. These plans 
include a new carnivore exhibit, an 
education complex, and an animal care 
complex, among others. Other major 
Phase I innovations included the World 
of Primates and TREEHOUSE. 

The new look of the Bird House will 
include a giant, naturalistic open area 
where visitors, walking into the main 
foyer from outside, will find themselves 
inside a bright, airy, free-flight space. 
Tropical plantings throughout the exhibit 
extend to visitor walkways and give the 
illusion of complete freedom for the birds 
in the main exhibit area. Jungle Bird 
Walk, once a separate exhibit, has been 
incorporated into the total Bird House 
and visitors can walk from one habitat to 
another without going outside. New light- 
ing allows twelve hours of "daylight" for 
the birds and tropical foliage, the same 
amount of time they would have in the 
wild. Waterfalls, rockwork, and colorful 
graphic displays combine to make a 
unique experience for visitors to this ex- 
citing new exhibit. 



HELP 
WANTED 

Part-time bindery help close to the 
college. Make your own hours, be- 
tween 8 a.m. -5 p.m. Monday thru 
Friday. 

For information contact Barbara at 
Early Printing, 345-0810. 



FLOWER SHOP 

How do you remember 

birthdays? Anniversaries? 

When you argue with your 

boyfriend or girlfriend, 

how can you make-up? 

FLOWERS!! PLANTS!! 

THE ANSWER: 

The DVC Floral Shop 

Ext. 2275 

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STAFF 

Editors-inChief .... Wendy L. Linger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor . . Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell, 

Kristy Morley. Neil Robinson 

Photography Kerry Slack 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



The Fixx To Perform 
At Pulsations 

Area rock and roll enthusiasts will 
have a chance to enjoy the richly melodic 
and haunting sounds of The Fixx when 
the band appears in a special twilight 
show at Pulsations Entertainment Com- 
plex on Friday, October 2, 7:30 p.m. 
This appearance will be a Philadelphia 
area exclusive, and marks their first tour 
in over two years. 

Songs like "Stand or Fall" and "Red 
Skies" from their debut album, "Shuttered 
Room," captivated listeners with their 
subtle textures and infectious rhythms. 
The band's next release, "Reach the 
Beach," yielded the hits "One Thing" 
and "Saved By Zero," paving the way 
for the album to reach platinum status. It 
was this powerful sound, coupled with 
frequent video play on the ever present 
MTV, that made The Fixx a popular and 
identifiable new band with seemingly 
endless potential. 

Subsequent releases, however, did 
not fare as well and for a while it seemed 
as though the potential had been tapped . 
Undaunted, the band rethought their 
sound, reworked their music and re- 
vamped their approach. The end result, 
as heard on their new album. "React," is 
a sound that is bigger, better and more 
solid than ever. 

The Fixx will perform a twilight show 
on Friday, October 2, 7:30 p.m. Open 
ing act will be popular recording artist 
Scott Folsom. Tickets are $12.50 in ad- 
vance. $14.50 day of show and are avail- 
able at Pulsations' Box Office or Ticketron. 
Must be 21 or over with proof of age. 98 
WCAU-FM's "Friday Night Live" dance 
party will proceed as usual after the con- 
cert from 10:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. All 
concert-goers will be invited to stay for 
dancing in Pulsations Nightclub at no extra 
charge, proper dress required. Pulsations 
is located on Route 1 in Glen Mills, PA. 
For tickets and more information, call 
(215) 459-4140. 



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Temple, DVC, Albright 
Do It for the Kids 

It was a perfect day for football. Both 
teams were warming up out on the grid- 
iron. The stands were filling with enthu- 
siastic fans, the cheerleaders were jump- 
ing about, and under the noise of the 
refreshments being put out, you could 
hear . . . the creaking of unoiled wheels? 

That's correct. This was no ordinary 
football game. And the fans weren't your, 
everyday, run-of-the-mill fans. And the 
participants were a large group of some 
very special young men. 

Last Sunday, the Delaware Valley 
College footballers teamed up with the 
Albright College Lion footballers and an 
inspirational group of handicapped men 
known as the Temple "Rolling" Owls 
and put on quite a show for the children 
of Shriners Hospital in Philadelphia. 

The event was dubbed the First Annual 
Shriners Pretzel Bowl Classic with all 
proceeds going to Shriners Hospital for 
Crippled children. All this fun was in 
preparation for the 37th Annual Pretzel 
Bowl between Del Val and Albright to be 
held, this time, on the football field. 
Saturday night at 7:30 at Albright's 
home field in Reading. Pa. In the pre 
game, the Temple "Rolling" Owls will be 
on hand to shake hands and bring good 
luck to the players. 

The kids were brought out and put on 
the sidelines, watching intently as a team 
made up of both Del Val and Albright 
players faced the Temple team, whose 
specialty is really basketball, in a little 
game of wheelchair football. 

Without mentioning any highlights, of 
which there were none whatsoever for 
the team known as the Ram-Lions, the 
Rolling Owls' rolled to an uncontested 
56-0 win due to a number of Ram-Lion 
turnovers and the fact that they looked 
like they were "wheeling" in sand. "We 
had a great time in those wheelchairs." 
commented DVC halfback Tony San- 
done. For DVC linebacker Doug Reigle 
operating the wheelchair was the real 
trick. "The wheelchairs are real hard to 
get going, especially for a first timer," 
commented Reigle. "But I still had a great 
time. 

Before the festivities were under way, 
both the Delaware Valley and Albright 
teams were treated to a film on the history 
and accomplishments of Shriners Hospi- 
tal. It was made clear to all of the players 
that Shriners was not a place where crip- 
pled children stayed for a lifetime. The 
hospital is a temporary hospice where in- 
jured and disabled children are treated 
and rehabilitated and within a few weeks 
sent back into the world. 

The players were then permitted to visit 
with the children and the kids couldn't 
have been happier. The DVC team 
handed out schedules and programs to 
each of the kids and the smiles on their 
faces were all the thanks the players 
needed. One little guy was interested in 
something more than programs. He 
wanted to know where the cheerleaders 
were. "I think it was great to see the kids 
spirits so high after all they've been 
through," commented DVC offensive 
tackle Dave Hannichick. "It was a good 
time for the kids," he added. 

It was a day for the kids and everyone 
involved had a great time. DVC line- 
backer Jim Reiser put it best when he 
commented, "There are lots of times 
when we're fighting to get out of prac- 
tice, but these kids are fighting everyday." 




W*h2-Up 



DVC BASKETBALL WANTS YOU! 

SCOREKEEPER and STATISTICIANS NEEDED 
FOR UPCOMING SEASON AND BEYOND. 

// interested, see John Litzke (Box 1152) or 
Coach Werkiser (office in Dining Hall near bathrooms) 

WE NEED YOU! 



MAC FOOTBALL ROUNDUP 



Delaware Valley 7, Lycoming 7: 

In Doylestown, DVC got on the board 
late in the first quarter. Senior linebacker 
Vince Bedesem intercepted a pass from 
Warrior QB Mike Kolhoff and returned it 
inside the Lycoming five. Fullback Tony 
Sandone took it in from one-yard out for 
the 7-0 lead. 

Lycoming came back in the second 
quarter, late, when Kolhoff hit receiver 
Jim O'Malley from 20 yards out for the 
score that made it 7-7. 

Aggie kicker, John Ford had the op- 
portunity to put one in the win column 
for DVC but missed from 34 yards with 
:18 left. It had the range but the strong 
winds blew it short. DVC stands at 0-2-1 
while Lycoming stands at 2-0- 1 . Next for 
DVC: Albright Lions at Albright, 7:30 
p.m. starting time. 



Courtesy of Philadelphia Inquirer 

Gettysburg 43, Swarthmore 13 

Mike Rosenberger rushed for 92 yards 
on 20 carries and three touchdowns as 
the Bullets (3-0) gained 469 yards on the 
ground en route to victory over the Gar- 
net (1-2) in a Centennial Conference 
game in Swarthmore. 

Ursinus 24, Western Maryland 13 

Wide receiver Joe Czechowicz caught 
seven passes for 106 yards and a touch- 
down as visiting Ursinus handed Western 
Maryland its 24th consecutive defeat. 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

by John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (0-2-1) 

• DVC 7. Lycoming 7 

• Gettysburg (JV) 23. DVC (JV) 21 

SOCCER (0-7) 

•Muhlenberg 1. DVC 
•Widener2, DVC 1. OT 
(Goal: Ken Brown) 

FIELD HOCKEY (4-3) 

• DVC 4. Immaculata 1 
(Goals: Cummiskey, Long, 

Knight. Pisauro) 

• Moravian 2, DVC 1 
(Goal: Long) 

• DVC 3. Wilkes 2 
(Goals: Long 2, Karr) 

VOLLEYBALL (0-5) 

• Moravian 3, DVC 
(15-1, 15-3, 15-5) 

• FDU 3. DVC 2 

(6-15, 11-15, 15-11. 15-12. 15-6) 

CFL GAMES OF INTEREST 

Oklahoma 65 Tulsa 

Moravian 24 Widener 19 

Nebraska 35 Arizona St. 28 

Auburn 20 Tennessee 20 

LSU 13 Ohio St. 13 

Miami, Fl. 31 Michigan St. 3 

Notre Dame 44 Purdue 20 

Clemson 33 Georgia Tech 12 

Penn State 27 Boston College 17 
Note: Blair Thomas, 164 yards, 2 TD's 

Bucknell 32 Penn 24 

Villanova 35 Mercyhurst 26 



Millersville 31, East Stroudsburg 26 

Bret Stover threw for one touchdown 
and ran for the winning score with 4:03 
left in the game to lift the host Marauders 
(3-0) to a Pennsylvania Conference vic- 
tory over the Warriors (1-2). 

Juniata 31, Lebanon Valley 10 

Cubby Davis completed 20 of 32 passes 
for 210 yards and three touchdowns to 
lead the Indians (3-0) to a Middle Atlan- 
tic Conference win over the Dutchmen 
(1-3) in Huntingdon, Pa. 

Susquehanna 30, Wilkes 12 

Todd Coolidge's three touchdown 
tosses and 327 yards passing propelled 
the Crusaders (3-0) to victory in a battle 
of previously unbeaten Middle Atlantic 
Conference teams in Wilkes- Barre. 

Shippensburg 22, Lock Haven 15 

Bob Plummer ran for 47 yards and 
scored on runs of two and three yards to 
give the host Raiders (2-1) a Penn- 
sylvania Conference win. 

Upsala 7, Albright 3 

Spencer Lester tossed a five-yard touch- 
down pass to Lou Gagliardo with 32 sec- 
onds to play as Upsala snapped an 
1 1-game losing streak with a victory over 
the visitors from Pennsylvania. 

Franklin & Marshall 17, 
Muhlenberg 10 

Mike Kennedy caught a 29-yard touch- 
down pass from Paul Quinn to lead F&M 
(3-0) to victory in a Centennial Confer- 
ence game in Lancaster. 

FIELD HOCKEY 

by Kristy Morley 

The Aggies (3-2) suffered a discourag- 
ing defeat at the hands of Moravian 
(1-2-1). Although neither team really 
dominated, Moravian started quickly, 
scoring early in the first half. Minutes 
later Lisa Long connected with a penalty 
stroke to tie the score. The rest of the first 
half was uneventful with Del Val strong 
on the shots, but having difficulty getting 
by Moravian's goalie. The second half 
seemed to be a repeat of the first with 
Moravian scoring early, this time though, 
the Aggies missed the penalty stroke and 
just couldn't catch up. The day ended 
with Moravian winning, 2-1. 




ICC SCHOLARSHIP 

ICC Scholarship applications are now 
available. The scholarship recognizes 
two outstanding students and awards 
$200 to each winner, credited toward 
spring semester tuition Selection is based 
upon application and the decision of a 
panel of three judges. Applications are 
available from any ICC representative or 
the Alumni Office, Lasker Hall, 1st floor. 
Applications are due by November 1 in 
the Alumni Office. 



Ram Pages Sports 
Takes A Poll 

by John Litzke 

The husbands of America are pacing, 
the lawn's been mowed maybe for the 
last time, the beer is plenty cold, but by 
the time the strike is over they'll need a 
defrosting. 

Football fans of every sort formed 
stupor-filled rings around their T.V. sets. 
NFL '87 came on and there was hope. 
Was week three of the NFL season in the 
postlude or was this some sort of video 
apparition. The Sunday afternoon movie 
followed. 

Your shoes filled with water, you felt 
faint and you received an incredible urge 
to hear Dick Vermeil talk. If you recog- 
nized any of the above symptoms, you 
have NFL WITHDRAWN 

Ram Pages is conducting a poll: Are 
you suffering from NFL Withdraw!? 

□ YES 
D NO 

D Don't Care 

□ Curious to see a "scrub" Superbowl, 
played in Hackensack, N.J. 

□ Curious to see "scab" cheerleaders 
Submit your poll to: 

John Litzke 
Sports Editor 
Box 1152 
And we'll tally up the votes! So, take a 
load off, enjoy the scenery. Don't wear a 
furrow in your new Stain master, for 'tis 
gonna be a long time before we see Ran- 
dall Cunningham again. 



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36" Bob Cat Briggs 1 lhp. and catcher 
48" Bob Cat Kaw. 1 lhp. and catcher 
2 Little Wonder Push Blowers 8hp. 
2 Echo Back Pac Blowers 

1 Little Wonder edger 3.5hp 
121" Sensation 5hp. 

2 Line Trimmers Echo 2500, 2200 
1 Thatcher Sensation 

1 Hedge Trimmer Echo 

1 D&D Landscape Trailer 6' x 12' 

with steel tailgate 
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Vol. XXII. No. 5 
Friday. October 9. 1987 



D.V.C. and F.T.D. 
A Great Combination 

The 49th annual Philadelphia Design 
Show and Trade Fair sponsored by 
F.T.D. District 3-B was held September 
27th and 28th at the Valley Forge Con- 
vention Center, and DVC was there. 
Over 3. (XX) florists from the mid-Atlantic 
states were also at the show, as were stu- 
dents and families. The DVC presence at 
this year's show was bigger than ever 
before. 

First of all. we manned a beautiful 
trade booth at the entrance to the show 
No one got into the show without seeing 
our name and being offered information 
and literature about our program 

Second, two of our students, enrolled 
in the Floral Business Management 
course. Emily Hukill and Anita Roselle. 
assisted the designers in the design show 
area. 

Third. DVC Advanced Floral Design 
students entered six well received entries 
in all three design competitions on behalf 
of the college. The student designers and 
their designs were: Denise O'Bryant. 
Christmas Carousel, a decorated door: 
Carole Bryan. Christmas Through the 
Eyes of the Pirates of Penzance, a deco 
rated door: Barbara Schwarz. Christmas 
and The Sound of Music, a decorated 
mantle: John Boyd. Christmas in Cam- 
elot. a decorated mantle: Stephanie 
Nowell. A New Year's Eve Party, a dec- 
orated table: and Barbara Heisey and 
Dana Kalins who also entered the deco- 
rated table competition. 

Fourth, five of six $1,000 scholarships 
awarded by F.T.D. District 3-B went to 
DVC students this year. Our scholarship 
recipients were David Bortz '91 (F) . Joan 
Comly '89 (F). Anthony Cooper '89 (F). 
Pamela Frev '90 (L) and Bill Lamack '89 
(U. 

No other school was represented to 
the extent that ours was. That's a real ex- 
ample of the DVC difference. 

ROTC Comes to DVC 

The Department of Military Science at 
Temple University will be initiating an 
Extension Center at DVC in Doylestown, 
Bucks County this spring. 

Students may enroll in Introduction to 
Military Science or Principles of Military 
Art Both courses meet for two hours 
once a week and are equivalent to one 
semester hour 

Basic course students have no military 
obligation for the first two years of the 
military science program Basic course 
students are also eligible to compete for 
two-, three- and four-year scholarships 
Students who complete all four years in 
the program will be commissioned as 
Second Lieutenant in the United States 
Army. 

- NOTICE - 

I am blind and need readers for several 
courses: Data Base Concepts, Systems 
Analysis and Data Communication Con 
cepts. If you would be willing to help 
please contact me: Jude Da Shiell. Elson 
19, 345-9903. Thank you. 




Norman Connor (center), flanked by President Emeritus Or Joshua Feldstein (left) and President 
William H Rorer III (right) 

COLLEGE EMPLOYEE RETIRES AT 79 



Norman Connor, 79, has finally retired. 
Well, not completely, h seems that the 
DVC employee just can't stop working. 

"I like working, so I donate my vaca- 
tion to the college." says Connor, who 
has been employed in the Housekeeping 
Department for the past 25 years. His 
attendance record is flawless, and his 
dedication to the 90-year-old college is 
notable. 

The feelings are mutual. Norman will 
be able to remain in residence on cam- 
pus, where he has lived for all of his 25 
years as an employee, and will continue 
to take his meals in the Dining Hall. 




NATIONALLY KNOWN 

HORTICULTURIST TO 

SPEAK AT DVC 

Mr. Patrick Nutt. nationally known 
water gardening and aquatic plant ex- 
pert, will speak at DVC on Tuesday. Oc- 
tober 13th at 7 p.m. in the Student 
Center Coffee House The presentation 
is open to the college and surrounding 
communities and is free of charge. 

Mr. Nutt is a graduate of the Royal 
Horticultural Society's School at Wisley. 
the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew and 
the University of London. He is well 
known as a hybridizer of such waterlilies 
as Victoria cv. Longwood and has writ- 
ten extensively on the subject of water 
gardening and aquatic plants for maga- 
zines and books. Patrick Nutt has been 
with Longwood Gardens in Kennett 
Square. Pa. in various administrative 
capacities since 1973. He received the 
Pennsylvania Flower Growers Flower 
Grower of the Year Award in 1986 

This is the first in a series of programs 
devoted to water gardening sponsored 
by the college's Schmieder Arboretum in 
conjunction with the DVC Floral Society. 
The speakers series will be capped by the 
college's 1988 Philadelphia Flower Show 
exhibit which will be titled "Water Gar- 
dening — A World of its Own." This 
educational exhibit will present useful 
how-to information on aquascaping and 
aquatic plants. 



On the anniversary of his employment, 
friends and co-workers feted Norman at 
a luncheon in the Student Center. The 
week before, he was congratulated on 
his "retirement" in the President's office, 
and presented with a gold pocket watch 
by William H. Rorer III. DVC's new 
president, with President Emeritus Dr. 
Joshua Feldstein in attendance. 

Staff, faculty, students and visitors can 
expect to see Norman as a continuing 
fixture on campus. He plans to maintain 
a light work schedule . . . just to keep his 
hand in and avoid boredom in his retire- 
ment years ahead! 

DVC RECEIVES 
ACT 101 FUNDS 

DVC has received a grant of $53,100 
from the state of Pennsylvania to provide 
educational assistance to disadvantaged 
students. 

Dr. Gwendolyn Farmer. Executive 
Director, Office of Equal Opportunity of 
the Pennsylvania Department of Educa- 
tion, announced the grant of Act 101 
funds to the college. 

Under the program, 80 students who 
qualify for assistance by virtue of the level 
of preparation for college (at least 75 
percent of whom must also qualify accord- 
ing to an economic disadvantage stan- 
dard) will be identified and offered an op- 
portunity to participate in the program. 

Those students will be provided with 
structured support services such as tutors 
and study skills training sessions. Enrich- 
ment experiences above and beyond the 
counseling and support services the col- 
lege already makes available to its stu 
dents will also be part of the program. 

New students who enter this program 
will have these services made available to 
them for a period of at least two years, 
provided they fully participate in the pro- 
gram's activities. 

"It is not anticipated that the Act 101 
program will have any effect on the col- 
lege's admissions standards or posture." 
said Dr John Mertz. the college's Dean 
of Academic Affairs "What it will do is 
help provide even better services to our 
disadvantaged students." 

Steve Davis, an academic counselor at 
the college, has been named Director of 
the Act 101 program Davis was instru 
mental in bringing the program to the 
DVC campus. 



Bloodmobile 
Needs Donors 

It's another semester and another 
bloodmobile for the American Red Cross. 
Everyone is welcome to participate in- 
cluding administrators, professors, staf- 
fers and students. Please, we need your 
blood. It's a fact that giving blood does 
not cause AIDS, (the word from the 
Surgeon General). 

Last year's blood drive at DVC gener 
ously provided 425 pints. These pints 
saved 2.125 lives. This large turn out is 
due to the resident assistants who did 
most of the recruitir.g 

Date: NOVEMBER 4, 1987 
Time: 12 5 P.M 

Place: All-Purpose Room, Student 
Center 



American 
Red Cross 



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To donate blood, call iNoouBlOOD 



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******** 
is Week on Campus 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10 

Block and Bridle Car Wash 
Soccer (H) vs. Uranus. 11 30 am. 
Field Hockey (A) vs. Drew. 1 p.m. 
Football (A) vs Susquehanna. 1 

Cross Country (A) vs. Susquehanr 

I 45 p.m. 

Equestrian Team (A! vs. Rutgers, 
day 

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12 

Columbus Day. no classes 
Field Hockey (H) vs, Widener. 4 

TUESDAY. OCTOBER 13 

Movies in the Pub begin: Tuesday. 
Wednesday and Thursday, Living 
Dayights in the APR, 9 p.m. 

Volleyball (A) vs Swarthmore. 7 p 
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 14 

Movies in the Pub continues 

Soccer (A) vs. Upsaia, 3 p.m. 

Field Hockey (A) vs. Scranion. 3:30 
p.m. 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15 

Follow a Monday das* schedule 
Vofleyball (H) vs. Scranton. 7pm 
Movies in the Pub confinu' 

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16 

Homecoming Weekend begms with a 
Pep Ratty. 7:30 p.m , Student Center. 

SATURDAY. OCTOBER 17 

Hornecxjrntng Parade, 9:30 am 

Homecoming Bash. 9pm. Rudley 
Newmann Gym 

Soccer (A) vs. Kings 

Field Hockey (H) vs. Cedar Crest, 

II a.m. 

Vofleyball (A) vs. Upsaia. 11 am. 
Football (H) vs. Wilkes. 1:30 p.m 
Cross Country (A) vs. Aflentown 
Invitational TBA 

• •••*•••••• 



PERSONALS 

— Sheila, are you still addicted to Ente- 
mann's Chocolate Chip Cookies? 

— Get out! We don't want you anymore. 
No, we can't stand you anymore. 

— Julie, keep the faith. 

— Buddy Holly lives! 

— Christopher, shave your neck, beast! 

— Kate & Betty, see you in the shower. 
Let's shoot the cream one more time. 

— Who's that girl with the key in her ear? 

— g -d n c k & p y 

sh ! 

— Hey, Party B., the Hot B. loves ya! 

— Hi Buffy! You're such a stable person, 
it's sickening! 

— Hey Jo! Wouldn't it be nice to be a 
gate keeper for $18/hour? Texas, here 
we come! 

— Katie, thanks for the mending job 
even though you weren't too happy 
about doing it. But then again who cares! 

— Lor. you're cool but I'm cooler! Chris 
A 

— Foster, maybe in another life Keep 
being the beautiful guy you are. J. 

— Sandra, thanks for the goodies, hope 
to get some more. 



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Area's Best Lunches 11 AM - 3 PM 

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college turn into a nightmare? When the 
bills come in But PRIVATE SOURCE 
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Who is eligible? The happy answer is: 
EVERY STUDENT. It also has nothing 
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ALL students are eligible for many 
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Got a migraine? Take some Panadol. 
Have a big date Friday night? Splash on 
some cologne. For you ladies, how about 
blush and mascara? You're hungry, reach 
for a sugar-free gelatin pop. Are you 
tired? Just climb under your covers and 
snuggle up to your pillow. Whether you 
know it or not, everything you use or 
come in contact with most likely has 
been tested on lab animals. 

The Animal Husbandry Department 
has been running the Laboratory Animal 
Science Specialization since 1985. The 
key figure behind getting the LASS ap- 
proved and raising funds for the new lab 
facility was Dr. Brubaker. "The first class 
in 1972 had about 25 people in it. The 
course was called Lab Animal Produc- 
tion. There were lab animal caretakers 
from several pharmaceutical companies 
who participated. The industry was con- 
cerned with a need for qualified people 
to enter the pharmaceutical research 
field. The course was expanded into four 
coursed, totalling 12 credits Over 2,500 
students have taken these courses to 
date." 

While speaking with Dr. Brubaker on 
his involvement with the lab animal pro- 
gram, it became apparent to me that the 
accomplishment was a true work of dedi- 
cation. Dr. Brubaker graduated from 
DVC in 1967. He obtained his Masters 
and Doctorate dgrees from Viriginia 
Polytechnic Institute. His involvement 
with lab animals has been continuous 
throughout his life, whether in the class- 
room or as a business consultant for the 
research community. He also owns his 
own lab for private research. 

Along with these responsibilities. Dr. 
Brubaker is a teacher and an advisor to 
many of the Animal Husbandry majors. 
The need for a dedicated professor can- 
not be underplayed: he's tough: he ex- 
pects a lot. but he's fair. This statement 
was echoed by many of his students. 

In addition to all these responsibilities, 
Dr Brubaker has made the Laboratory 
Animal Science Center a reality. During 
the past two years. Dr. Brubaker spent 
time raising $80,000 to build the new 
lab. The Allman Building is now home to 
three new classrooms and the basement 
has been converted into a modern ani- 
mal lab. The new lab facilities are now in 
use with research and practice of lab 
techniques. Dr. Brubaker is in charge of 
all aspects of this new facility: its design, 
operation, financing, day-to-day opera- 



tions, student employment and compli- 
ance with legal standards. 

The amount of regulation that the 
small student lab is under by the federal 
government is rigorous. The lab must 
comply with the Animal Welfare Act. the 
FDA and AAALAC (National Institution 
of Health). The point that was stressed 
by Dr. Brubaker is that. "We are hope 
fully above animals, and as such, we 
must be their caretakers. We are all 
humanitarians here at DVC. We try to 
make sure that the animals are fed and 
taken care of in the utmost manner 
possible." 

One may often wonder about new ad- 
vances in the bio/medical world that 
could change the face of lab animal re- 
search. "Looking into the future I do not 
see a change. It's the black box theory. 
A body is a mass of several different 
complex systems working together. We 
place a drug into the body of an animal, 
the drug goes through these systems and 
then we compile the results. We know 
the beginning and the end products, but 
what happens inbetween is still unseen. 
Sure, it is possible to take tissue cultures 
today and to perform microorganism 
testing, but these systems are just one 
part of the biokinetic whole Tissue cul- 
tures and microorganisms might improve 
lab animal testing, but never eliminate 
the necessity for animal research." 

Dr. Brubaker explained the three R's 
of animal research 

1 Reduction. Design better experi- 
ments. Since 1968 there are 50 per- 
cent less animals used, but more re- 
search accomplished. 

2. Refinement: Get more data from the 
same number of animals. The breed- 
ing of better laboratory animals. 
Almost 90 percent of experiments use 
rats and mice. 

3. Replacement: Use invitio research 
and computers. 

Every student who enters the LASS 
program has the understanding that job 
placement is very high. Employers speak 
highly of students whom they hire from 
DVC. This tradition of excellence is not 
to decrease in the near future. 

Changes, challenges, battles to be 
won against disease and the necessities 
of a modern society are to be expected in 
the future for lab animal research. It is 
because of Dr Brubaker's efforts and 
beliefs in the students of DVC that he has 
set high standards to follow. 



SPECTRUM EVENTS 

• Lynyrd Skynyrd Reunited After 

10 Years. Sunday. October 11. 8 
p.m. Tickets: $16.50 and $14.50 on 
sale at The Spectrum Box Office and 
all Ticketron locations including 
Showcase stores. Tickets can also be 
charged by phone by calling Teletron 
at 1-800-233-4050. 

• Hard Rockers Def Leppard Return 
to Spectrum. Tuesday, October 13. 
8 p.m. Same ticket price and informa- 
tion as Lynyrd Skynyrd. 

• Spectrum Honors Grateful Dead. 
The legendary rock band has ap- 
peared at the Spectrum for 32 perfor- 
mances, more than any other concert 
performer in Spectrum history. The 
band also goes down in Spectrum at 
tendance history as drawing more 
persons than any other concert per- 
former in the arena's 20-year history. 
An amazing 513.704 patrons have 
enjoyed The Grateful Dead since their 
first Spectrum performance on Sep- 
tember 21, 1972. Unbelievably all 32 
concerts were soldout. An honorary 
plaque, presented by Spectrum gen- 
eral manager Edward J. Rubinstein, 
was accepted by group members 
Mickey Hart, Bob Weir and Phil Lesh. 



IMPORTANT 
NOTICE 

We are changing the name of A- Day. 
so that we can attract more people from 
other towns. We need a name that will 
better describe what is happening on 
campus that weekend. 

The A-Day Committee wants your 
reaction on this. Please send any com 
ments regarding this renaming and any 
suggestions for a new name to Rich 
Martell. Box 1154 or Phil Snader. Box 
571. 

Thank you. 

The A-Day Committee 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief . Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor . Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr Richard Ziemer 




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DVC SCOREBOARD 

by John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (1-2-1) 

• DVC 13. Albright 10 

SOCCER (1-9) 

• Haverford 7. DVC 1 
(Goal: Brown) 

• Spring Garden 6, DVC 

• DVC 3. Albright 

(Goals: Simpson 2, Eutermoser 1) 

FIELD HOCKEY (4-3) 

• DVC 4. Philadelphia Textile 2 
(Goals: Long 2. Pisauro 2) 

• DVC 2. Cabrini 
(Goals: Pisauro. Marshall) 

VOLLEYBALL (3-7) 

• DVC defeated Wilkes 

• DVC defeated Alvernia 
(11-15. 15-2. 15-9. 9-15. 15-8) 

• Scranton defeated DVC 
(15-12. 15-13. 14-16. 15 7) 

CFL SCORES 

Pen n State 27 Temple 13 
Note: Blair Thomas 167 yards. 2 TD's 

Oklahoma 56 Iowa St. 3 

Nebraska 30 S. Carolina 21 

Miami. FL 26 Florida St. 25 

Auburn 20 N. Carolina 10 

Tennessee 38 California 12 

Penn 23 Columbia 

Michigan 49 Wisconsin ? 

UCLA 49 Stanford 

S. Mississippi 65 Louisville 6 

Mt. Senario 72 Pillsbury 17 

Texas Tech 27 Texas A&M 21 

SCAB FOOTBALL RESULTS 

Chicago ' 35 Eagles 3 

Pittsburgh 28 Atlanta 12 

San Diego 10 Cincinnati 9 

Cleveland 20 New England 10 

Indianapolis 47 Buffalo 6 

Tampa Bay 31 Detroit 27 

Washington 28 St. Louis 21 

New Orleans 37 L. A. Rams 10 

Green Bay 23 Minnesota 16 

Houston 40 Denver 10 

L. A. Raiders 35 Kansas Citv 17 

Dallas 3<S NY. Jets 24 

Seattle 24 Miami 20 



RUN WILD AT THE 
PHILADELPHIA ZOO 

Lace up those sneakers and get set to 
race through the wildest place in town — 
the Philadelphia Zoo — on Sunday. 
November 1 for the Martin Dealerships 
Run Wild 10K road race. 

The race begins at 9:30 a.m. when 
runners will snake their way through 
Bear Country, African Plains. Wolf 
Woods and scenic Fairmount Park. 
Awards will be presented immediately 
following the run, and prizes will go to 
the top three finishers in each class plus 
male and female top five in open class. 

Sponsors for this year's race are the 
Martin Dealerships, radio station WIOQ- 
FM. Acme and Wissahickon Spring 
Water. 

Registration for the race ends Friday. 
October 23. The $8 entry fee entitles 
each runner to a t-shirt. zop admission 
and $1 race day discounts for the run- 
ner's guests. Race kits can be picked up 
beginning at 7:30 a.m. on race day. Late 
registration is $10 and includes a t-shirt. 

Run Wild is limited to the first 2,000 
entrants, so dash your registration in ear- 
ly. For more information, call the zoo at 
243-1100. ext. 331 or send a self-ad- 
dressed, stamped envelope to the zoo 
for a Run Wild registration form. 




^V^-Up 



DVC BASKETBALL WANTS YOU! 

SCOREKEEPER and STATISTICIANS NEEDED 
FOR UPCOMING SEASON AND BEYOND. 

// interested, see John Litzke (Box 1152) or 
Coach Werkiser (office in Dining Hall near bathrooms) 

WE NEED YOU! 




Good luck to the Equestrian Team at the first Intercollegiate Horse Show of the year. Sunday. October IV 
Let's hnnq home the blue — Tony DeLise. captain 



Cross Country Results 

On Saturday. October 3. DVC hosted 
Swarthmore's Men's and Women's Cross 
Country teams. Despite a brisk, wet 
morning and a slippery course, both 
teams performed well. Swarthmore won 
overall with the score 17-44 for the 
women's 3 1 /4-mile course and 18-43 for 
the men's 5V4-mile course. Cosandra 
Chrismer and Rob Benner were DVC's 
top runners for the day placing fourth 
overall in their respective races. Trish 
Moorzitz. Dawn Reckner. Deanna Smith 
and Suzanne Barnhurst were our other 
top runners along with Gary Kamp- 
meyer. Jim Enoch. Don Griffing and 
Donovan Leidelmeyer for the men's 
team. Records to date stand at 2-2 for 
the men's team and 3- 1 for the women's. 



PLACEMENT OFFICE 
INTERVIEWS FOR THE 
WEEK OF OCTOBER 12 

Wednesday, October 14 

PRUDENTIAL INSURANCE 
Dining Hall. 10:45 a.m. -12:45 p.m 

Thursday, October 15 

ROHM AND HALL 
(Internship. Bio-Chem) 
Individual interviews (sophomores 
and juniors only) 
Placement Office 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 

SIGN UP IN 
THE PLACEMENT OFFICE 



& 1987 Homecoming Bash & 
The New Beginning 

October 17, 1987 

9 P.M. to 1 A.M. 

Rudley-Neumann Gym 

Refreshments and Dancing 

Limited to one guest per student. Sign up by October 15th with: 
Kevin Dickmyer - Work, Room 2, ext. 2371 

Dawn Richard - Berk 223 
Tim Hayden - Wolfson, Room 32, ext. 2421 

Donation: Students $3.00, Guests $4.00 
Sponsored by DVC Photo Club 



M.A.C. 
FOOTBALL ROUNDUP 

by John Litzke 

MUHLENBERG 27. W. MARYLAND 
— Chris Elser threw three TD passes, 
hitting wide receiver Bob Mann with two 
for 25 and 66 yards, as the Mules (2-2) 
scored a Centennial Conference shutout 
in Allentown. 

WILKES 7. MORAVIAN - The 
Wilkes defense carried the day in a Mid- 
dle Atlantic Conference game in Wilkes 
Barre. Senior Joe Daches led the Colo- 
nels with eight tackles, five assists and 
two sacks. 

LYCOMING 7. LEBANON VALLEY 
6 — Quarterback Mick Kollhoff threw a 
nine-yard touchdown pass to Scott Mid- 
dlekauff to boost Lycoming (2-0-1) to a 
Middle Atlantic Conference victory over 
Lebanon Valley (1-4) in Annville. Pa. 

SUSQUEHANNA 28. UPSALA - 
Susquehanna quarterback Todd Coolidge 
completed 13 of 39 passes for 178 
yards, setting a school record with 3.219 
career yards, as the Crusaders scored a 
Middle Atlantic Conference victory in 
Selinsgrove. Pa. 

GETTYSBURG 30. JOHNS HOP- 
KINS 6 — Quarterback Tony Campana 
scored two touchdowns to lead the Bul- 
lets (3-0) to a Centennial Conference 
win in Gettysburg. Pa. 

Courtesy of Philadelphia Inquirer 




FORD FIELD GOAL SINKS 

LIONS; BEDESEM WINS 

FIRST; DVC 13, ALBRIGHT 10 

Chester. PA: With DVC and Albright 
College deadlocked at 10-10 and with 
just 02 remaining in the contest. DVC 
sophomore kicker John Ford booted a 
22-yard field goal to give DVC the 13- 10 
win giving first year head coach Dick 
Bedesem his first win and gave DVC 
their first Middle Atlantic Conference 
victory. 

A DVC milestone was also reached on 
Saturday as senior tailback Jim Wilson 
(Central H.S.. Philadelphia), with his 53 
yards on 12 carries, became the all-time 
leading rusher in DVC history with 2.317 
yards. • 

Wilson scored the first touchdown of 
the game followed by a John Ford 21- 
yard field goal and gave DVC the 10-0 
lead going into the locker room at half. 

Albright did all their scoring in the third 
quarter following a Dave Grosch 32- yard 
scamper and quarterback Mike Crovetti's 
39-yard scoring dash. Despite Crovetti's 
gem-of-a-day 20 for 29 passing for 224 
yards and Albright's 336 yards in total of- 
fense. 10 points was all the Lions could 
muster 

DVC junior running back Anthony 
Sandone led the Aggies with 62 yards 
rushing while quarterback Clay Butter- 
worth was eight of 20 passing for 97 
yards and completed a crucial three of 
four for 59 yards in DVC's final scoring 
drive. 

The win puts DVC at 1-2-1 and back 
in the MAC hunt while the loss drops 
Albright to 1-3. DVC faces a real test 
Saturday. October 10 as they face unde 
feated Susquehanna in Selinsgrove 



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DISCIPLINARY 
ACTIONS 

September 1987 

The following disciplinary sanctions 
have taken place during the month of 
September and are being posted for the 
information of the college community. 



Points of Information 

• Disciplinary Warning is an official 
notice that a specific behavior or action 
is unacceptable. The student is advised 
verbally and in writing that any further 
misbehavior will result in further disci- 
plinary action. This letter is placed in a 
students permanent file and in the 
dean of students disciplinary records 
for future reference. 

• Disciplinary Probation is a status 
whereby a student is no longer in good 
standing in the college community. 
The student is formally advised that 
his/her behavior is unacceptable to the 
point that any further violation of col- 
lege regulations during the probation 
ary period will result in suspension, 
dismissal or expulsion A student on 
disciplinary probation is ineligible to 
serve as an officer in any college club 
or organization. 

• Suspension is given for serious or 
repetitious misconduct <\m\ is accom 
panied by Disciplinary Probation for a 
period of two semesters or more Dur 
ing a suspension the student is exclud- 
ed from classes and extracurricular at 
tivities and must be off campus for a 
specified period of time 



quiet hours 
quiet hours 



9/18/87 

• Disciplinary Warning, 
violation 

• Disciplinary Warning, 
violation/alcohol in hall 

9/21/87 

• Disciplinary Warning, verbal confron 
tation with another student/disorderly 
conduct 

9/22/87 

• Disciplinary Warning, alcohol in resi- 
dence hall hallway 

9/23/87 

• Disciplinary Warning, quiet hours 
violation 

9/25/87 

• Disciplinary Warning and $25 fine, 
after hours violation in women's dorm 

• Disciplinary Warning, alcohol violation 
(open beer on campus) 

• Disciplinary Warning, alcohol violation 
(open beer on campus) 

9/29/87 

• Disciplinary Warning and fine, elisor 
derly conduct/inadvertent damage to 
college property 

• Disciplinary Warning, verbal abuse of 
resident assistant 

9/30/87 

• Disciplinary Warning, noise and elisor 
derlv conduct 

• 5 day suspension (all times other than 
class attendance) plus Disciplinary Pro 
nation 'S7-'X,X. verba! threats towards <\ 
resident assistant, disorderly conduct 

• 4 students given 5 d.iv suspensions. 
>200 fines apiece .-Mid Disc -iplinarv 
Probation, keg party in residence hall 
room 

• Disciplinary Warning, erhal abuse of 
security guard when receiving ticket 



ASK EXPERTS ON AIDS 
TOLL-FREE HOTLINE 

Back to school this year is dramatically 
affected by a health problem of epidemic 
proportions that demands accurate infor 
mation. not hearsay or confusion 

One of the most authoritative sources 
available is a toll-free national hotline 
1 800-433- AIDS - manned by volun 
teers at St. Clare's Hospital and Health 
Center in New York City. St. Clare's has 
been pioneering care and counseling of 
AIDS patients since 1 1 )<S5 when it opened 
New York State's first and only officially 
designated AIDS center, the Spellman 
Center for HIV Related Diseases 

The hotline, which operates weekdays 
from ( ) a.m.-<S p.m.. and Saturdays, to 4 
p.m. (Eastern Standard or Daylight 
Time), offers expert advice on everything 
from drugs and AIDS to testing, and 
from emotional support and symptoms 
to sexual practices — all on an anony 
mous basis. 

Ignorance about AIDS can be fatal. 

Snorkin 



NEW COMPUTER ROOM 
IN SEGAL HALL 

Chalmers Consulting is allowing the 
use of ten personal computers to DVC in" 
exchange for use of space in Segal Hall 
DVC may use the computers at times 
that supervision is provided At present, 
open hours are 11:10 a.m. 1:20 p.m., 
Monday. Wednesday. Thursday and 
Friday 



ICC SCHOLARSHIP 

ICC Scholarship applications are now 
available. The scholarship recognizes 
two outstanding students and awards 
S200 to each winner, credited toward 
spring semester tuition Selection is based 
upon application and the decision of a 
panel of three judges Applications are 
available from any ICC representative or 
the Alumni Office, I.asker Hall. 1st Root 
Applications are due by November 1 in 
the Alumni Office 




THE SISTINE CWAPEL BEFORE MCWOANGEUO &&N W*K 





NOTICE Thf opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Vol. XXII, No. 6 

Friday. October 16, 1987 



Welcome 

Back 
Alumni! 



Homecoming '87!! 




Candidates for Homecoming Queen 

DVC HOMECOMING: 
A Festive Occasion for All 



The fall season has brought a nip to 
the air, as well as frost-covered mornings 
The leaves are beginning to change into 
their autumn colors as a part of nature's 
continually changing fashion show. 

With the fall season, comes DVC's 
Homecoming festivities. Months before 
hand preparations are begun by the 
Alumni Affairs personnel Student involve- 
ment begins at the start of the fall semes- 
ter with the Inter-Club Council planning 
Homecoming events for their respective 
clubs. 

The week draws near Homecoming 
Queen candidates nervously await the 
interview; by the panel of judges, as they 
are dressed to impress the very best. The 
Friday night pep rally kicks off the official 
start of Homecoming. What would the 
rally be without our spirited alumnus. 
Bruno? (Welcome back!) Then, it's back 
to building floats and spirit cars. There's 
nothing like staying up into the wee hours 
of the morning putting the final touches 
on each work of art for the parade through 
Doylestown when DVC struts its stuff. 
Don't forget an extra blanket for the ride 
and a thermos of hot chocolate. It really 
is cold out there! 

During the course of Friday night and 
Saturday morning, the alumni start to ar- 
rive at their alma mater (We miss you!) A 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief ... Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley 

Photograph],;/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 



certain festively cheerful spirit fills the air. 
as everyone gets together to see old 
friends and catch up on lost time. And. 
there's nothing like sitting on top of a 
tractor (or R.V.). eating grello and cheer- 
ing the Aggie football team on to possible 
victory. Of course, to wrap up the week- 
end is the Alumni Dinner, as well as a 
dance in the gym. 

Before you know it. the big event has 
approached and passed us. On Sunday, 
being the day of rest, one can look back 
upon his enjoyment of the Homecoming 
festivities (or. perhaps recover from that 
dreadful hangover). 

This year's Homecoming theme. 
"Strength of the Past Takes a Step to the 
Future." depicts the fact that Delaware 
Valley College is striving for continual 
improvement and advancement in all 
areas. With the dedicated Dr. Feldstein 
stepping down from the presidency and 
the enthusiastic Mr. Rorer taking over 
the reins, an air of excitement hovers 
over the campus, as changes are contin- 
ually occurring. For the most part, the 
staff, faculty and students seem to be ad- 
justing quite well to the changes. What 
will DVC Homecoming be like in the 
year 2000? 1 guess we'll have to wait and 
see what the future has in store for the 
Aggies. 



ICC SCHOLARSHIP 

ICC Scholarship applications are now- 
available. The scholarship recognizes 
two outstanding students and awards 
$200 to each winner, credited toward 
spring semester tuition. Selection is based 
upon application and the decision of a 
panel of three judges. Applications are 
available from any ICC representative or 
the Alumni Office, Lasker Hall, 1st floor. 
Applications are due by November 1 in 
the Alumni Office. 



World Food Day 
October 16, 1987 

The only real "experts" on hunger are 
hungry people, and their hunger is caused 
by poverty. On World Food Day. 1987. 
the agencies of the Interfaith Hunger Ap- 
peal (IHA) ask you to reflect on this 
statement and support activities that en- 
able people to lift themselves from the 
conditions that deny them access to food. 

The problem of hunger cannot be 
solved by giving away food, although 
that may also be necessary in times of 
emergency. Rather, hunger will diminish 
only when those in need have the pur- 
chasing power and the opportunities to 
grow or buy their own food — in other 
words to become self-reliant. Self-reliance 
in turn, can be achieved only through a 
process of development in which people 
work together to remove the barriers — 
some of them institutional — that prevent 
the poor from improving their lives. All 
too often the social and economic growth 
of societies is achieved at the expense of 
those who are most in need. The benefits 
of growth must be spread broadly among 
all sectors of society. 

To foster self-reliance, the agencies of 
IHA, Catholic Relief Services. Church 
World Service. Lutheran World Relief, 
and The American Jewish Joint Distri- 
bution Committee, work in partnership 
with overseas colleagues to provide agri- 
cultural training, expand credit opportu- 
nities, promote income-generating activi- 
ties and enhance decision-making skills 
of poor people. Removing barriers to 
development and helping to create op- 
portunities allows for the remarkable 
resourcefulness, wisdom and skills of 
capable people to flourish. Sharing ex- 
periences and conclusions, the agencies 
of IHA respond to specific needs by 
acknowledging and building on the talents 
and customs of their partners in the 
developing world. 

You may be thinking, "But what can I 
do? I am only one person." You can do 
more than you think by (1) understand- 
ing the problems and causes of hunger 
and actively involving yourself in the 
development of public policies that ad- 
dress these injustices. (2) organizing or 
joining campus groups that inform and 
motivate others to a better understanding 
of global hunger and (3) upon gradua- 
tion, involving your corporation, com- 
munity, and religious organizations in ef- 
forts that will make the lives of some 500 
million people more humane. 

What can you do? You can do a great 
deal by keeping informed and involved. 



PERSONALS 

Sean Schwartz — Clown!! 

John, Where are you? 

Jerry, I hate when that happens! 1 



Samuel Hall News 

The Haunted House Committee is off 
to a great start with almost 40 members 
to date. Our first meeting was held on 
Wednesday. September 30 and went 
very well. Many interesting ideas were 
presented as well as the election of officers 
and co-chairpersons The results are as 
follows: 

Committee Brad Bittner 
Chairmen Jen Schantz 
Secretary Tncia Gimon 
Treasurer Nicole Saviet 
Make-up 
Chairperson Donna Miloszar 
Construction Neil Bittner 
Chairmen Rob Hoffstetter 
Special Effects Holly Echloff 
Chairpersons Jennifer Freshcorn 
Dave Hurtle 
Graveyard 
Committee TftW 
All of our future meetings will be held 
on Tuesday evenings at 7:30 and work- 
shops on Wednesdays at 7:00 p.m. in the 
Samuel Hall Lounge. Come out and join 
the fun! 



*•***•*•*••** 

+ This Week on Campus * 

+ SATURDAY. OCTOBER 17 * 

4" Homecoming Parade. 9:30 am * 

4- Soccer (A) vs. Kings >f 

j Pteld Hockey (H) vs. Cedar^ Crest, jj. 

* 11 am 

* Volleyball (A) vs. Upsala. 11 am. * 
Jf Footbafl (H) vs Wilkes. 1 30 p.m. * 
tL. Cross Country (A) at AUenrown )f 



Invitational. TBA 



Homecoming Bash. 9 p.m 
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18 



* 

^ National Collegiate Alcohol 

3^ Awareness Week ^ 

jA. Equestrian Team (A) vs Princeton j± 

^ MONDAY, OCTOBER 19 » 

Vofleybail vs. ABentown. 7 p.m. 

** Field Hockey (H) vs Eastern, * 

4 3.30 p.m * 

J, Jr Football (A) vs Muhlenberg — 

± TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2© ^ 

Movie: Tin Men. 9 p.m. 



WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21 

Soccer (A) vs Scranton, 3:30 p m 



* 

Soccer (A) vs Scranton, 3:30 p.m. 

* Field Hockey (H) vs. Abright. 4 p.m. * 

* THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22 * 

4 Vofleybafl (A) vs Muhlenberg, 7 p.m. * 



Pub Ntte: Tom Saffel's Banjo Band 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 

Hayride at 7 p.m 



* 
* 

Pro Wrestling. 7;30 p.m , Gym 

*" Soccer (H) vs Lycoming, 1 p.m *" 

J+ Field Hockey (H) v%. Lycoming, J+ 

jf 1 p m ^ 

Cross Country (H) vs. Albright, 

* 11 am * 

* Vofleybafl (A) vs Kings, 2 p.m. * 
jL, Football (A) vs. Upsala, 1:30 p.m, ^ 

*••*••••••••• 




fcV^-Up 



Homecoming 
Sports Calendar 

■ 

SOCCER 

DVC at KINGS 

FIELD HOCKEY 

DVC vs. CEDAR CREST 
11:00 a.m.. DVC Hockey Field 

FOOTBALL 

DVC vs. WILKES COLONELS 
1 :30 p.m. Kickoff . James Work Stadium 

CROSS COUNTRY 

DVC at ALLENTOWN INVITATIONAL 

SPORTS NOTES 

• Flyers won't see Tim Kerr, the All-Star 
Winger, until after the New Year. 

• Strike breakers will be sorry when/ if 
their cohorts come back. 

• Looks like a Western Division Series: 
Could it be. Giants vs. Twins?! 

• Frank Tate knocks down Michael Ola 
side to gain IBF Middleweight Title. 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

by John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (1-3-1), (1-2-1) 

• Susquehanna 22. DVC 10 

SPORTS CALENDAR 

Eagles vs. Green Bay. Sunday. 1 p.m.. 

Channel 10. 

Flyers vs. NY. Islanders. Saturday. 

7:05 p.m.. Channel 57 

Flyers vs. Pittsburgh. Sunday. 7:05 

p.m.. PRISM 

Sixers vs. NY. Nets (Exhibition Game). 

Saturday 




CFL SCORES 






Penn State 


35 


Rutgers 


21 


Tulsa 


24 


Temple 


17 


Villanova 


52 


Cent. Conn. 


20 


Penn 


38 


Brown 


17 


Oklahoma 


44 


Texas 


9 


Nebraska 


44 


Kansas 


2 


Miami. Fla. 


46 


Maryland 


16 


Pitt 


30 


Notre Dame 


22 


Florida 


65 


Fullerton St. 





LSU 


26 


Georgie 


23 


Princeton 


38 


Columbia 


H 


NOTE: With the loss 


which makes it 35 


straight. Columbia sets NCAA record for 


consecutive 


losses. 






Indiana 


31 


Ohio St. 


10 


Cent Wash. 


52 


Lewis & Clark 


Cent. St. Oh 


io 80 


Hampton 


13 


Hawaii 


62 


New Mexico 


10 


Northern Mich. 60 


Northwood 


7 


NFL SCRUB ACTION 




Dallas 


41 


Philadelphia 


22 


San Francisco 25 


Atlanta 


17 


Washington 


30 


NY. Giants 


12 


St. Louis 


24 


New Orleans 


19 


New England 14 


Buffalo 


7 


LA. Rams 


31 


Pittsburgh 


21 


San Diego 


17 


Tampa Bay 


13 


Miami 


42 


Kansas City 





Cincinnati 


17 


Seattle 


10 


Chicago 


27 


Minnesota 


7 


Indianapolis 


6 


NY. Jets 





Detroit 


19 


Green Bay 


16 


Houston 


15 


Cleveland 






DVC basketball will be here SOON James Worthy says. "Get on the ball scorekeepers. DVC needs you. 



DVC BASKETBALL WANTS YOU! 

SCOREKEEPER and STATISTICIANS NEEDED 
FOR UPCOMING SEASON AND BEYOND. 

If interested, see John Litzke (Box 1152) or 
Coach Werkiser (office in Dining Hall near bathrooms) 

WE NEED YOU! 



MAC FOOTBALL ROUNDUP: 

SUSQUEHANNA, WIDENER, MORAVIAN WIN 

Courtesy of Philadelphia Inquirer 



Al Niemela completed 20 of 31 passes 
for 328 yards and scored three touch- 
downs as West Chester beat host Edin- 
boro. 49-28. yesterday. 

West Chester (5-1) rolled up 642 yards 
while holding Edinboro (2-4) to 250. 
Niemela's TD passes covered five yards 
to Smitty Horton. nine yards to Jim 
Sheehan and 13 yards to Scott Asman. 

West Chester got two touchdowns each 
from Todd Madison, with runs of one 
and 63 yards, and ML. Brown, with 
runs of two and 12 yards. 
Widener 24, Lycoming 17 

Sophomore Dan Stoffere fired three 
touchdown passes to lead the Pioneers 
to a Middle Atlantic Conference victory 
in Williamsport. Pa. 

Stoffere threw a 24-yard score to Jeff 
Hoover, a 38-yard toss to Dan Santhouse 
and an 18-yard strike to Tony Reid as 
the Pioneers (4-1 overall, 3-1 conference) 
took a 14-3 lead in the first half. 

Jeff Botwinick connected on a 27-yard 
field goal to get the Warriors (2-1-1 overall 
and in conference play) on the board in 
the half. 

After a 10- yard field goal by Widener's 
Mike Rose in the third quarter, the Pio- 
neers barely held off a rally by freshman 
quarterback Glenn Mullan. 

Mullan. who entered the game in the 
middle of the third quarter, tossed seven- 
yard scoring strikes to Bill Young and Jim 
Dougherty in the fourth quarter. 
John Hopkins 34, Ursinus 16 

Alexis Malas came off the bench to 
throw three TD passes as Johns Hopkins 
crushed Ursinus in a Centennial Confer- 
ence game in Baltimore. 

A 67-yard strike from Malas to Tom 
Finegan and a 2-yard run by Brian Dulin 
gave Hopkins (2-3 overall. 1-2 league) a 
14-0 first quarter lead. 

Ursinus (2-2 overall and in conference 
play) pulled to within 14- 10 in the second 
quarter on a 47-yard field goal by Dave 
Lockhart and a 5-yard pass from Cliff 
Repetti to Kevin Ross. 

But Eli Kabillio hit a 41 -yard field goal 
with three seconds left in the half, extend- 
ing Hopkins* lead to 17-10. 

A 28-yard Kabillio field goal and 26 
yard pass from Malas — replacing injured 
starter Gary Rupert — to Finegan boosted 
the Hopkins advantage to 27-10 after 
three quarters. 



Moravian 27, Juniata 14 

Dave Owens ran for two touchdowns, 
including a 68-yarder. as the Greyhounds 
raced to a 21-0 lead and then held on to 
defeat the host Indians in a Middle Atlan- 
tic Conference game in Huntingdon. 
Both teams are 3-2 overall and 2-2 in the 
conference. 

Franklin & Marshall 13, 
Dickinson 10 

Sean Boardman's 36 : yard field goal in 
the fourth quarter boosted the Diplomats 
over the host Red Devils in a Centennial 
Conference game in Lancaster. 

Brad Ramsey led the Diplomats (4-0- 1 . 
3-0) with 25 carries for 108 yards. Dick- 
inson fell to 2-3 and 0-2. 

Kutztown 14, East Stroudsburg 7 

Joe Svede connected on 11 of 15 
passes, one for a TD. as the host Bears 
beat the Warriors in a Pennsylvania Con- 
ference game. 

Svede. who had 184 yards passing 
completed a 58-yard TD pass to Fred Sei- 
fert with 6:56 left to break a 7-7 tie. 

Kutztown (1-4. 1-1) scored in the first 
quarter on a 5-yard run by Nick Scherr. 
East Stroudsburg (1-4. 0-3) tied it in the 
third period on a 9-yard run by Elroy 
Denegal. who carried the ball 17 times 
for 110 yards. 

Mansfield 13. Millersville 3 

Nose tackle Terrence Burton intercepted 
a pass on the Millersville 4-yard line and 
dodged into the end zone to lead the vis- 
iting Mountaineers to a Pennsylvania 
Conference victory. Mansfield's first vic- 
tory over Millersville since 1969. 

Millersville (4-1. 2-1) scored its only 
points on a 42- yard field goal by Luke 
Hadfield in the second quarter. 

Mansfield's Craig Jobes tossed a 27 
yard pass to split end John Addison in 
the third quarter to get the Mountaineers 
(4-1, 2-1) on the board. 

Jobes threw for 232 yards. Millersville 
could muster only six first downs and 
131 yards of total offense. 

Albright 7. Lebanon Valley 3 

Sophomore Mark Rockovich's two-yard 
touchdown plunge was all the scoring 
Albright needed as the host Lions (2-3. 
1-3) defeated the Flying Dutchmen (1-5. 
0-5) in a Middle Atlantic Conference 
game in Reading. 



Courtesy of Philadelphia Inquirer 

JVV~ Conf. Overall 

LEAGUE W L T W L T 



Cornell 

Brown 

Princeton 

Penn 

Harvard 

Yale 

Dartmouth 

Columbia 



2 
2 
2 

2 
1 


















3 
3 
3 
2 
3 
2 
1 















BK3 
10 



Conf Overall 

W L T W L T 



Minnesota 

Indiana 

Mich. St. 

Iowa 

Ohio St. 

Michigan 

Purdue 

Wisconsin 

Illinois 

Nrthwstrn 



2 
2 
2 

1 

1 



1 1 
1 1 
























1 

2 
2 
1 
2 
3 
3 
4 
4 










1 




1 



BIG 
8 



Conf. Overall 
W L T W L T 



Oklahoma 

Nebraska 

Okla.St. 

Missouri 

Colorado 

Y •**«»$ 

r aosas St 

l"W»'jt 



10 5 
10 5 
10 5 
1 











3 
3 

1 




5 














PACIFIC Conf. Overall 

10 W L T W L T 



UCLA 

Oregon 

Washington 

South. Cat 

Stanford 

AnrSt. 

Oregon St. 

Wash. St. 

Arizona 

California 



2 
2 

1 
1 
2 

1 
1 
1 



1 1 
1 1 



4 
4 

4 
3 
1 
3 
2 
2 

1 



o 









1 
1 



ATLANTIC 
COAST 



Conf. Overall 
W L T W L T 



Clem son 
Wk.Forest 
N.C. State 
N. Carolina 
Maryland 
Virginia 
Duke 
Ga. Tech 



2 

2 

2 1 

1 1 

1 1 

1 2 

1 

3 














5 
5 
2 
3 
2 
3 
3 
2 














WESTERN 
ATHLETIC 



Conf. Overall 
W L T W L T 



Tx-ElPaso 
Wyoming 
Air Force 
Brig. Yng 
Utah 
Hawaii 
Sn.DiegSt. 
New Mex. 
Cok>. St. 



3 
3 
3 
2 
2 
1 1 









1 







2 







4 
4 
5 

4 
4 
3 

I 


















Conf. Overall 
COLONIAL W L T W L T 



Holy Doss 

Lehigh 

Laiayette 

Colgate 

Bucknell 

Davidson 



3 
2 
1 
1 

1 














5 

3 
3 
3 
2 





2 
2 
3 
3 
6 












Overall 

INDEPENDENTS W L T 

Syracuse 5 

Florida St 5 1 

PENN ST 5 1 

VILLANOVA 4 

Miami. Fla 4 

Boston College 4 2 

Pittsburgh 4 2 

Notre Dame 3 1 

RUTGERS 3 2 

South Carolina 3 2 

Tulane 3 2 

TEMPLE 3 3 

East Carolina 3 3 

Northern Illinois 2 2 

Army 2 3 

Cincinnati 2 3 

Memphis 5t 2 3 

Southern Miss 2 3 

SW Louisiana 2 3 

W Virginia 2 3 

Louisville 2 3 

Akron 2 4 

Tulsa 2 4 

Virginia Tech 1 4 

Navy S 5 
















1 







1 







I 




Tony DeLise High Point rider at Rutgers' Horse 
Show. DelVal took 48 of a possible 56 points 

The Equestrian Team 

Is Back in Their 

Saddles Again 

by Mary Beth Polek 

Captain — Tony DeLise 

Co-Captain — Laura Harmer 

Secretary — Donna Forte 

Treasurer — Rynda Ross 

Reporter — Mary Beth Polek 

Equestrian Team Results 
for Rutgers* Horse Show 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Janet Distler — 1st 
Beginner Walk /Trot /Canter 

Gretchen Lannon — 3rd 

Nicole Saviet — 6th 

Rynda Ross — 3rd 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Laura Harmer — 2nd 

P.J. Gurye - ??? 

Novice /Flat 

Beth Waltz - 4th 

Stina Liebman — 4th 

Liz Kelley — bth 

Jan Egner — 3rd 

Mark Hayes — 6th 

Novice/ Fences 

Jan Egner — 1st 

Stina Liebman — 2nd 

Liz Kelley - 3rd 

Intermediate/ Flat 

Cindy Bradley — 2nd 

Betty Lollin - 2nd 

Intermediate / Fences 

Cindy Bradley — 1st 

Betty Lollin — 3rd 

Open /Flat 
Tony DeLise —1st 

Open /Fences 
Tony DeLise — 1st 
Overall score: Highpoint Team! Tony 
DeLise was our Highpoint rider The taste 
of victory was sweet, especially when the 
prize was a bunch of cookies on a silver 
platter! 



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Indianapolis at Pittsburgh. 1 
Seattle at Detroit. 1 
Miami at New York Jets. 1 
New England at Houston. 1 
Cleveland at Cincinnati. 1 
EAGLES at Green Bay. 1 
New Orleans at Chicago. 1 
Minnesota at Tampa Bay. 1 
Los Angeles Rams at Atlanta. 1 
New York Giants at Buffalo. 4 
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St. Louis at San Francisco. 4 
MONDAY, October 19 
Washington at Dallas. 9 



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Ram Pages Sports 
Takes A Poll 

by John Litzke 

The husbands of America are pacing, 
the lawn's been mowed maybe for the 
last time, the beer is plenty cold, but by 
the time the strike is over they'll need a 
defrosting. 

Football fans of every sort formed 
stupor-filled rings around their TV sets 
NFL '87 came on and there was hope 
Was week three of the NFL season in the 
postlude or was this some sort of video 
apparition The Sunday afternoon movie 
followed. 

Your shoes filled with water, you felt 
faint and you received an incredible urge 
to hear Dick Vermeil talk If you recog 
nized any of the above symptoms, you 
have NFL WITHDRAWL' 

Ram Pages is conducting a poll: Are 
you suffering from NFL Withdraw!? 
I I YES 
UNO 

C J Don't Care 
D Curious to see a "scrub" Superbowl, 

played in Hackensack. N.J 
Li Curious to see "scab" cheerleaders 

Submit your poll to: 

John Litzke 

Sports Editor 

Box 1152 

And we'll tally up the votes! So, take a 
load off. enjoy the scenery Don't wear a 
furrow in your new Stainmaster. for 'tis 
gonna be a long time before we see Ran- 
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Susquehanna Dominates 

in 22-7 Victory 

Injuries Plague DVC 

by John Litzke 

From game one on. DVC has had a 
monkey on its back and a black cat cross- 
ing its path. Five series into the season 
and starting QB Tim Ford, the man who 
was going to make this wishbone offense 
work, was out for the season with a broken 
ankle. Others followed the unfortunate 
trend: most recently, backup QB Clay 
Burterworth with an injured hand. 

DVC, hoping to revive a struggling of- 
fense, fell short against one of the 
strongest Susquehanna teams in years 
by the score of 22-7. 

Susquehanna QB Todd Coolidge 
paced the victory with two first quarter 
touchdowns of 1 1 yards each to Al Bucci 
and Joe Witt. A 37-yard run for Pete 
lacavazzi in the second quarter and the 
ensuing two-point conversion gave the 
Crusaders all they would need. Susque- 
hanna remains undefeated at (5-0). 

DVC (1-3-1) would make it close in 
the second quarter when freshman Dar- 
rell Garner took it in from 14 yards cul- 
minating a 65-yard, eight-play drive to 
make it 14-7. 

It's homecoming and DVC will try to 
return to their winning ways vs. the Col- 
onels of Wilkes. James Work Stadium. 
1:30 



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new motor 
new trans 
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Local Recording Stars 

Will Bring Back Memories 

at Wibbage Record Hop 

at Spectrum 

WIBBAGE fans can expect a trip down 
memory lane when their favorite per- 
formers from the 50's and 60's take The 
Spectrum stage at a gala record hop and 
party on Saturday. October 17th at iS 
p.m. Also appearing will be deejays from 
the famous radio station's golden years, 
the six "Original WIBBAGE Good Guys." 

Tickets at $16 are on sale at The Spec- 
trum box office and all Ticketron loca 
tions. including Showcase stores in the 
Delaware Valley Ticket discounts for 
groups of 25 or more are available by- 
calling The Spectrum group sales depart- 
ment at (215) 463-4300. Tickets can also 
be charged by phone bv calling Teletron 
at 1-800- 233-4050 

The event will showcase the musical 
talents of 1 1 groups who achieved star 
dom in the late 50's and early 60s. pro- 
ducing a brand of rock and roll that 
became the signature of that time period. 
The musical entourage will include several 
local celebrities, such as Anthony and 
the Sophomores, who will perform their 
hit single "Gee " The Soul Survivors will 
reunite after almost a decade to perform 
their regional hit "Expressway To Your 
Heart" and Billy Harner will jog memories 
with "Sally Sayin' Somethin' " Other lo- 
calities will be The Dream Lovers and 
Charlie Grade 

The talented trio. The Marvelettes. will 
reprise their number one hit single "Please 
Mr. Postman." and New Jersey natives 
The Angels will top the evening off with 
their catchy hit "My Boyfriend's Back ." 
Bobby Lewis will be on hand to perform 
his 1961 specialty "Tossin' And Turnin'." 
Also appearing to pay tribute to the golden 
decade of WIBG radio will be The Del 
Vikings. Full House and Don and Juan. 



The "Original WIBBAGE Good Guys" 
consist of Hy Lit. Joe Niagara. Bill 
Wright. Sr,. Frank X. Feller, Dean Tyler 
and Jerry Stevens. The six deejays will 
reunite at the gala record hop and party 
for the first time in over 20 years to cele- 
brate the 30th Anniversary of WIBG radio, 
a Philadelphia favorite from the late 50's 
through the early 70's. 




R.E.M. Stops 

at Spectrum for Electric 

Factory Concert Show 

REM. comes to The Spectrum with a 
new. hard-edged sound on Friday. Octo- 
ber 16th at 8 p.m. Opening the concert 
will be the rock band. 10. 000 Maniacs. 

Presented by Electric Factory Concerts, 
tickets at $15.50 and $13.50 are on sale 
at The Spectrum box office and all Tick 
etron locations, including Showcase stores 
in the Delaware Valley. Tickets can also 
be charged by phone by calling Teletron 
at 1-800 233-4050 

Recognized in the past for their jangl- 
ing, sprightly, romantic sound, the band 
has developed a tougher, meaner, leaner 
presence with the release of their latest 
album. "Document." The album, which 
acknowledges the group's role as bold 
experimenters, reflects the band's ability 
to change styles successfully. 

"We've tried to take our sound, explode 
the recognizable elements, pick up the 
pieces and see how well they hammer 
together," said vocalist Michael Stipe 
Other band members include Mike Mills, 
bass: Bill Berry, drums; and Peter Buck, 
guitar 

"Document." new on the charts and 
rising quickly, has yielded a new hit 
single. "The One I Love." 



HARVEST FUN AND 

TRICK OR TREATING 

AT THE ZOO 

A day full of harvest activities plus an 
evening of safe trick or treating will take 
place at the Philadelphia Zoo on Satur 
day. October 31 from 10 a.m. to4p.m 
and from 6:30 p.m. to 8; 30 p.m. Chil- 
dren eleven and under who come out 
dressed in their scariest or funniest or 
most beautiful costumes will be admitted 
to the main Zoo free of charge 

The event, held in conjunction with 
the New Jersey Department of Agriculture, 
radio station WIOQ-FM. and WPHL 
Channel 17. will be crammed full of 
seasonal goings-on: tailgate produce- 
sales in the parking lot. music on the lawn 
by the Juggernaut Band, food and bee- 
keeping demonstrations, ghost arid goblin 
storytelling by Encyclopedia Britannica. 
appearances and special treats from the 
New Jersey Dairy Princess, an old-fash- 
ioned cider press with free cider, and a 
free pumpkin giveaway for the first 2.CXX) 
families. But all that is just during the 
daytime! 

Beginning at 6:30 p.m.. children ac- 
companied by an adult will be able to trick 
or treat safely, right here in the Zoo. 
Following the lighted pumpkin pathway 
through the garden, costumed halloween- 
ers can stop at special treat stands along 
the way to pick up candy, snacks, toys, 
and souvenirs. Handing out the goodies 
to each child will be a host of costumed 
characters: The Campbell Kids, a giant 
Hostess Twinkie. Encyclopedia Book- 
worm. J.J. Super Pretzel Man. Jax the 
Rabbit, two dancing candy bars from 
Hershey Foods, and assorted ghosts, 
witches, and skeletons The pumpkin 
pathway will then lead down to the 
Children's Zoo. where we'll give each trick 
or treater a free hot dog and cider. And 
some scary music in the background 
promises to keep everyone in the Hallo- 
ween spirit. 



Daytime harvest activities take place 
from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Evening trick or 
treating will happen from 6:30 to 8:30 
p.m. Admission for adults is $4 00, 
$3.00 for children 2-11 (don't forget to 
come in costume and get in free), and 
$3.00 for senior citizens. The Children's 
Zoo is an additional 50C during the day 
For the evening trick or treating, admis 
sion for adults is just $1.00. and children 
in costume are admitted free. 

So hop on your broomstick and fly 
down to the Philadelphia Zoo for a day 
— and evening — of fun that promises 
to be a real scream! 



CLUB NEWS 
FFA Officers Elected 

On Wednesday night the 7th of October 
the members of Delaware Valley College 
Colligate FFA Chapter elected officers. 
The officers are: 
President — Patty Rupell 
Vice-President — Chris Falkler 
Secretary — Heather Hernlv 
Treasurer — Tom Hojnowski 
Reporter — Ann Kline 
Sentinel — Andy Greenleaf 
ICC Reps - Kay Lobaugh 

- Don Wivell 
A-Day Reps — Mike Zimmerman 

— Ed Sandshaw 
The officer team under the supervision 
of Mr Clawcomb and Mr Morris is pre- 
paring for "iany activities. New members 
are welcome. 



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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Vol. XXII. No. 7 

Friday. October 23 1987 




New Hotline for Del Val Parents' Day Approaches 



Homecoming Queen Sue Bittel and her escort 
Eric Vanden Berghe 

College Students 

Establish Mentor 

Relationship with World 

Class Organizations 

Professional relationships with major 
Agrimarketing industries were established 
by college students from Delaware Valley 
College with corporate marketing execu- 
tives at a recent meeting in Wilimington. 
Delaware. Marketing representatives will 
work with students in a mentor program 
sponsored by the Chesapeake Chapter 
of the National Agri- Marketing Association 
(NAMA). 

Professional relationships with major 
agrimarketing industries including DuPont. 
Ford/New Holland, and others were 
developed during the week. Corporate 
executives will share time and expertise 
with individuals as part of the mentor 
program. 

The mentor program is designed to give 
interested college students an opportunity 
to visit NAMA member corporations one 
afternoon a month for one semester. 
The goal is to provide each student with 
professional exposure and to acquire an 
understanding of career opportunities in 
agrimarketing. It also gives these cor- 
porations time to evaluate participating 
students. 

Students may participate in the mentor 
program through membership in the 
Delaware Valley College student NAMA 
chapter, known as NAMA/DelVal. 

The Chesapeake professional NAMA 
chapter meeting in Wilimington, Dela- 
ware featured Jack Trout, an interna- 
tionally-recognized advertising executive. 
Fourteen members of the NAMA/DelVal 
student chapter attended the dinner and 
presentation. 

Processing, marketing and distribution 
of foods are projected as growth oppor- 
tunities in the 1990s. NAMA membership 
enhances students' education with pro- 
fessional exposure in these agrimarketing 
functions. 

Samuel Hall News 

The Haunted House Committee has 
been meeting for about three weeks and 
has made much progress. Construction 
of the house is going smoothly so far. 
But don't let that fool you: we still need 
people to help out with construction We 
also need some devilish people to help 
us make this house of horrors a scary 
success while they pose as creepy char- 
acters such as Jason from Friday the 13th. 
henchmen, witches, ghouls and other 
such people. If you have any desire to 
help out with construction or to pose as a 
character, please contact Brad Bittner at 
Box 514. Samuel 226. or extension 2404 



The Campus Hotline is now in opera- 
tion at DVC. If you call extension DVC-1. 
this is the message you will hear: 

Hello. You have reached President 
Rorer's Campus Hotline. Be assured that 
the message you pass to the President 
will be held in strictest confidence and 
that you need not leave your name if 
you so desire. The purpose of this special 
phone service is to learn strengths and 
weaknesses — rhe good and the bad — 
which you observe at Delaware Valley 
College. You will have four minutes to 
leave your message after the beep. 
Thanks for calling. 

All messages will be received by Presi- 
dent Rorer directly, via the tape, and will 
be reviewed by him with full considera- 
tion. It is the hope of the administration 
at DelVal that this special phone service 
will enable the College to better meet the 
needs of everyone who is part of the 
College community, employees as well 
as students. Any concern that you have, 
please make use of the Campus Hotline 
extension to relay your message to the 
President. 



DVC Turkey Trot Set 

The 14th Annual Delaware Valley 
College Turkey Trot is scheduled to be 
run on Sunday, November 22. 1987 
starting at 2:00 p.m. The starting line is 
between the Student Center and the 
Gymnasium. The course is 3.5 miles 
long and goes through many parts of our 
campus. 

Last year over 200 persons finished 
the race. Their abilities varied from ex- 
perienced runners to some people who 
were racing for the first time Many DVC 
students. DVC graduates, and DVC 
faculty, staff, and administrators also 
competed. Why not do a little training 
over the next couple of weeks and join 
our happening on Sunday, November 22. 
If you are not interested in running the 
Turkey Trot, but you would like to help 
out as an official, please see Dr. 
Berthold. 

Race information and applications are 
available from the Athletic Office in the 
Gym, Mrs. Noonan, Receptionist in 
Lasker Hall, and Dr. Berthold, Meet 
Director. 



Placement Office Interviews 
for the Week of October 26th 

MONDAY - OCTOBER 26th 

Garden Gate Landscaping, Inc. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28th 

Friendly Restaurant 

Dining Hall 

10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. 

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29th 

U.S. Marines 

Dining Hall 

10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. 

Sign up In the Placement Office 



You are cordially invited to attend our 
annual Parents' Day at the college on 
Saturday, October 31, 1987. We sincerely 
hope that you will be able to visit our 
campus on this special occasion and enjoy 
the day's activities, which are as follows: 

9:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. 
Reception in the Student Center all- 
purpose room (coffee and donuts) . Dur- 
ing this time period, members of our 
faculty and administration will be avail- 
able to meet parents. It is recommended 
that parents ascertain the names of their 
son's/daughter's teachers prior to arrival. 

11:30 a.m. 

Band and Chorale Concert Joshua 
Feldstein Campus Courtyard in front of 
the Student Center. 

11:45 a.m. to 1:00 a.m. 
Luncheon in the Student Center all- 
purpose room and dining hall. 

1:30 p.m. 

Football DVC vs. Moravian 

4:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. 

Wine and Cheese Get-Together in 

the'Student Center all-purpose room for 
parents, students, faculty, and adminis- 
tration . . . sponsored by the students 
especially for you! So do come and relax, 
mingle and enjoy the music before you 
leave for home. 

5:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. 
Dinner may be purchased in the David 
Levin Dining Hall on a cash basis ($4.85 
a person). 

Two complimentary tickets are avail- 
able for the luncheon. Additional tickets 
may be purchased for $2.85 a person 
(please do not pay for student on the 
meal plan) Reservations for this luncheon 
should be made by returning the reser- 
vation slip to my office by Wednesday. 
October 28th. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home owoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$1.95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: 



THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Areo's Best Lunches 1 1 AM ■ 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 - 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



ICC SCHOLARSHIP 

ICC Scholarship applications are now 
available. The scholarship recognizes 
two outstanding students and awards 
$200 to each winner, credited toward 
spring semester tuition . Selection is based 
upon application and the decision of a 
panel of three judges. Applications are 
available from any ICC representative or 
the Alumni Office. Lasker Hall. 1st floor 
Applications are due by November 1 in 
the Alumni Office. 



Area Offices 

The area offices began to function on 
Tuesday. October 13. 1987. There are 
two offices, the East Area Office is located 
in Ulman 1st floor (where the vending 
machine area used to be located). The 
West Area Office is located in Goldman 
1st floor (in room 100). The East Area 
Office will provide services for Ulman. 
Work, Cooke and Barness Halls. The 
West Area Office will service Goldman. 
Samuel, Berkowitz, Elson, Wolfsohn 
and Miller Halls. 

The purpose of these offices is to pro- 
vide resident students with specific ser- 
vices. One function will be to sign out a 
limited amount of sporting equipment, 
cleaning supplies, and eventually games. 
The R.A.s that man the offices will also 
be doing randomized rounds of their 
areas to check on changes and to ensure 
that residents are not violating college 
policies. Also, the R.A.s working in the 
of ice during its hours of operation are 
backup R.A.s for resident students who 
have a problem but cannot locate their 
R.A.s or C.C.s. These residents can con- 
tact the Area Offices by phone: the East 
Area Office extension is 2422: and the 
West Area Office extension is 2407. 

The Area Offices will be open seven 
days a week from 7:00 p.m. to 10:00 
a.m. Sunday through Thursday: and 
7:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. Friday and 
Saturday nights. We urge all resident 
students to visit their Area Offices. 
Remember, these offices are for your use 
and benefit, and if you have any sugges- 
tions, please feel free to stop by the 
Residence Life Office to discuss them. 

East Area Office — Ulman 1st floor 
Extension 2422 

West Area Office — Goldman Room 100 
Extension 2407 



*********** 
This Week on Campus 

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 24 

4 » 

Soccer (H) vs. Lycoming, 1 p.m 

*" Field Hockey (H) vs. Lycoming. *" 

* 1p.m. * 
jl Volleyball (A) vs Kings -* 

. Football (A) vs. Upsala 

Cross Country (H) vs Aforight. 1 p.m. 

* Hayride sponsored by Hillel. 7 p.m. * 
4- Pro Wrestling, Gym. 7:30 p.m + 

* MONDAY, OCTOBER 26 * 

-^ Pre-Registration Conferences begin ^ 




JV Football vs Glassboro 
^ Cagney and Lacey. 10 pm 

* WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 

* Soccer vs F.D.U.. 3:30 pm 

* THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29 

jL. Caesar's Hafloween Pub 
Wear Your Best Costume! 



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FRIDAY. OCTOBER 30 

^ Movie: The F7y. 9 p.m. 

* Haunted House at Samuel Hall, * 
ji, 7-10 p.m. 

^ SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31 

HALLOWEEN! 

* Parents' Day 

* Foorbafl (H)vs. Moravian, 1 30 p.m. * 

* Haunted House at Samuel Hall. Jfr 
* 7-11 p.m. ^ 

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GARNER STANDS OUT AS DVC LOSES SQUEAKER - MAC UPDATE 



By John Litzke 



Wilkes 28, DelVal 27 

DOYLESTOWN - Homecoming 
1987 brought out a lot of merriment and 
some pretty good football too. Having 
scored only 33 points in their first five 
games (6.6/game), the DVC offense 
opened up with 357 yards in total offense 
and 27 points scored, but fell just short as 
the visiting Cobnels squeezed out a 28-27 
victory 



Freshman running back Darell Garner, 
who earned the ball 12 times for a game 
high 118 yards and two touchdowns, 
has emerged out of Bedesem's army as a 
dominant player, for both the present 
and the future. For his effort last Saturday. 
Garner was honored with the Bruno 
Award as Most Valuable DVC Player in 
the Homecoming game. 

Quarterback Kevin Czapor had a fine 
showing as well completing seven of nine 
for 91 yards and one touchdown, to John 






1987 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

By John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (1-4-1) 

• Wilkes 28. DVC 27 

FIELD HOCKEY (8-8) 

• Eastern 4. DVC . 

• DVC 3. Cedar Crest 
Goals: Karr, Long. Pisauro) 

• Scranton 2. DVC 1 

• Widener 4. DVC 3 

• Drew 7. DVC 1 

SOCCER 

• Scranton 4. DVC 3 

• DVC 6. Upsala 

VOLLEYBALL (3-12) 

• Allentown 3. DVC 
(15-4. 1512. 15-13) 

• Upsala 3. DVC 
(15-2. 15-3. 15-3) 

• Scranton 3. DVC 1 
(15-12. 15-13. 14-16, 15-7) 

• Lebanon Valley 3, DVC 
(15-1. 15-5. 15-13) 

• In dual match with Eastern & Widener 
Eastern 2. DVC 

(15-10. 15-10) 
Widener 2. DVC 
(15-13. 15-9) 

• DVC 3. Albernia 2 

(11-15. 15-2, 15-9. 9-15. 15-8) 

IN FINAL WEEK OF 
NFL SCAB FOOTBALL 

Green Bay 16 Philadelphia 10 

Seattle 37 Detroit 14 

Buffalo 6 NY. Giants 3 

Atlanta 24 LA. Rams 20 

NY. Jets 37 Miami 31 

Denver 26 Kansas City 17 

Tampa Bay 20 Minnesota 10 

San Diego 23 L. A. Raider 17 

New England 21 Houston 7 

Pittsburgh 21 Indianapolis 7 

San Francisco 34 St Louis 28 

Cleveland 34 Cincinnati 

New Orleans 19 Chicago 17 



Nichols in the fourth quarter. This was 
the first game back for Czapor. who 
missed the previous two games with a 
partial separation of his shoulder. "There 
was some soreness," commented Czapor. 
"but after warmups arid after the game 
got started, it felt good." "I was most 
happy to see the offense move and score, 
but real sorry to see us lose like we did." 
concluded Czapor. It's good to see Kevin 
back at the helm. 

Another quarterback who had a fine 
day was Mark DeLuca from Wilkes who 
completed 19 of 33 for 260 yards and 
two touchdowns, both to receiver Anthony 
DiGrazia (4-69 yards). 

Delaware Valley will take to the road 
this weekend visiting East Orange. New 
Jersey to face the Vikings of Upsala, a 
1:30 p.m. starting time. 

RAP NOTES: (Ram A. Pages) Kevin 
Czapor also added 22 yards rushing to 
give him 113 total yards for the day . . . 
Punter Chris Snyder averaged 34 .7 



yards/punt with a long of 37 . . . Defen- 
sive back Mike Lewandowski had the 
longest interception return of the day, 48 
yards for a TD . . . Wilkes receiver Ron 
Ulitchney collected seven passes for 97 
yards . . . Near record program sales 
were reached when sophomore Mike 
Orban and myself sold a whopping 237 
at homecoming, falling just 13 shy of the 
record set by Ken Caro and myself at the 
Lycoming game in week two of the 
season . 

IN OTHER MAC ACTION: 

West Chester 28, East Stroudsburg 7 

Jason Sims rushed for 115 yards and 
scored two touchdowns to boost visiting 
West Chester over East Stroudsburg in a 
Pennsylvania Conference Eastern Division 
game. The Warriors (1-5 overall. 0-4 in 
the conference) led 7-6 at halftime but 
sims capped off third quarter drives of 56 
and 47 yards with eight-yard TD runs to 
put West Chester (6-1. 3-0) ahead to 
stay. The Golden Rams ranked No. 4 in 
the Division II poll, added an insurance 
score late in the fourth quarter on a 
15-yard pass from Al Niemela to Jim 
Sheehan. 

Kutztown 17, Cheyney 7 

Kutztown took advantage of seven 
Cheyney turnovers in posting a Pennsyl- 
vania Conference victory. Joe Svede 



carried 23 times for 105 yards and a 
touchdown to lead the visiting Bears 
(2-4. 2-1). For Cheyney (2-3, 0-4), 
Wayne Jenkins made 12 tackles including 
four quarterback sacks and recovered 
three fumbles. 

Susquehanna 47, Lebanon Valley 

Todd Coolidge threw for two touch- 
downs and ran for another, and Cosmo 
lacavazzi gained 179 yards on 18 carries 
as Susquehanna ranked No. 5 in Division 
III. ripped Middle Atlantic Conference foe 
Lebanon Valley (1-6. 0-6) in Annville. 
Pa. Coolidge threw TD passes of five 
and 21 yards and scored from three yards 
out to lead the Crusaders (6-0. 5-0) to a 
33-3 halftime lead. Lebanon Valley 
yielded 581 yards in total offense. 

Widener 19, Albright 

Quarterback Dan Stoffere directed two 
first half scoring drives to lead Widener to 
a Middle Atlantic Conference win over 
Albright in Chester. The Pioneers (5-1. 
4-1) held Albright (2-4. 1-4) to 135 yards 
in total offense. 

Moravian 36, Upsala 9 

Bob Light threw for four TD's and ran 
for a fifth as Moravian (4-2. 4-2) battered 
Middle Atlantic Conference rival Upsala 
(1-5. 1-4) in Bethlehem, Pa. Light, who 
completed 12 of 22 for 299 yards hit Mike 
Howey for touchdowns of 70. 38. and 
14 yards, passed to Dave Owens for a 
19- yard TD and ran 37 yards to score 
Moravian forced five turnovers while 
holding Upsala to 70 yards rushing. 

Juniata 10, Lycoming 7 

Keith Watson's 40-yard field goal with 
eight seconds remaining lifted Juniata 
(4-2. 3-2) over Lycoming (2-2-1. 2-2-1) 
in a Middle Atlantic Conference contest 
in Huntington. Pa. 

Gettysburg 6, Ursinus 

Rich Long booted two field goals for 
the only scoring as Gettysburg (6-0. 4-0) 
beat Ursinus (2-3. 2-3) in a Centennial 
Conference game in Collegeville. Pa 
Long booted a 32 yarder in the final 
period to lead the Bullets, who failed to 
score a touchdown despite posting more 
than 300 yards in total offense. 



CFL FOOTBALL ACTION: 




Syracuse 


48 


Penn State 


21 


Villanova 


46 


Catholic 


7 


Navy 


38 


Penn 


28 


Florida 


34 


Temple 


3 


Oklahoma 


59 


Kansas St. 


10 


Nebraska 


35 


Oklahoma St. 





Florida St. 


32 


Louisville 


9 


Auburn 


20 


Georgia Tech 


10 


Notre Dame 


35 


Air Force 


14 


LSU 


34 


Kentucky 


9 


Clemson 


17 


Duke 


10 


Alabama 


41 


Tennessee 


22 



Dear Editor Letters 



SPORTS NOTES: 

• Tyson pummels Biggs. 

• Sam Bowie. Portland Center, breaks 
leg again! 

• Strike over but not won. regulars 
resume play Sunday, October 25. 

• The Twins, up 2-0: can they win it 
all? 

• Martin, (that's Billy) may replace 
Pinella in Yank dugout. That would 
be five, five times for Billy 

• Frankford H.S. unbeated in Philadel- 
phia Public League play 

• Bernard King signs offer sheet with 
Washington Bullets. 



Dear Editors, 

I would like to voice my opinion of the 
Homecoming Party Being under 21. I 
purchased my ticket with the anticipation 
of dancing the night away However, 
because no D.J. showed, a student's 
friend assumed the role. Few of the 
selections played were of the dancing 
type. The party became a stand around 
and drink for people over 21 years of 
age. It provided nothing for minors. Un- 
happy with the situation. I complained 
and requested my money be refunded. I 
spoke with the Photography Club Presi- 
dent, but to no avail. I have spoken with 
other students under 21 and they too 
share my sentiments We payed to go to 
a party with a D.J. and danceable music 
Since neither were supplied, we would 
appreciate having our money refunded. 

Sincerely. 

Joan Comly 
Also . . Jim Cristea. Bill Lamack. Brian 
Hahn. Beth Beirns, Tony Cooper. Emily 
Hukill. Julie Keane and others 



Dear Editors, 

In response to the letter concerning 
this year's Homecoming Party. I would 
like to apologize for the music situation 
We are still trying to get to the bottom of 
the problem, although accidents do arisi' 
occasionally and there is nothing to be 
done about this now except to say "we're 
sorry." The Photography Club was not 
responsible for the D.J.. he was spon- 
sored by SAC. (Students Activities 
Committee). The $3 per student and $4 
per guest donated to the Photograph y 
Club was for food and beverages, not for 
the D.J. Therefore, asking for a refund is 
absolutely impossible since they are not 
to blame. I could see if this type of thing 
occurred often, that there would be such 
a formal complaint — but it doesn't' 
There was no definition or guarantee to 
the type of entertainment that was to be 
provided, but we would like to thank you 
for voicing your opinions. It's best to fight 
for something you feel strongly about if 
you want results, or in this case, facts! 

Thank you. 

Laura Etzweiler 

Student Government President 




MORAVIAN-CONVERSE 




Big Success at High Point for DVC Riders 

Congratulations to the Delaware Valley College Equestrian Team for winning the 
High Point College Award for the second consecutive week at Princeton this past Sun- 
day. October 18th. Also, a special congratulations goes to Jan Egner for being the 
Reserve High Point Rider of the show. Let's keep up the good work this weekend at 
Kutztown! 



BASKETBALL CLINIC 

By John Litzke 

The 1987 Greyhound Converse 
Basketball Clinic will be held Sunday, 
October 25th at Moravian College from 
9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. The clinic is 
designed for men and women coaches at 
all levels. Featured speakers will be 
Bruce Parkhill of Penn State University, 
Jim Boyle of St. Joseph's University. 
Rose Battaglia of lona College, Mike 
Keesey of York Catholic High School 
and Pete White of Williamsport High 
School. The clinic, co- sponsored by 
Converse will also include the use of the 
Moravian College men's and women's 
teams for on-the-court demonstration 
To pre-register contact Jim Walker, the 
Moravian coach at the college (215) 
861-1531. Cost of the clinic is $15.00 
which also includes lunch. 



Green-Gold Weekend 
Sports Schedule 

FOOTBALL 

DVC at UPSALA 
(1-5. 1-4). 1:30 p.m.. Saturday 

SOCCER 

DVC vs. LYCOMING 
Soccer Field. 1:00 p.m.. Saturday 

FIELD HOCKEY 

DVC vs. LYCOMING 

Hockey Field. 1:00 p.m.. Saturday 

NOTE: Last game of season 

CROSS COUNTRY 

DVC vs. ALBRIGHT 

Track. 11:00 a.m.. Saturday 

NOTE: Last meet before 

MAC championships 

VOLLEYBALL 

DVC at KINGS 
2 00 p.m.. Saturday 

ALSO ON SATURDAY 
NBA EXHIBITION ACTION 

76ers vs. Utah 
9:30 p.m.. Channel 17 

HOCKEY 

Flyers vs. Rangers 
Spectrum. Radio Wl P. 610 AM 

SUNDAY 
FOOTBALL 

Eagles vs. Cowboys 
Veterans Stadium. 1:00a.m.. Channel 10 



Drew Invitational 
Cross Country Results 

On Saturday. October 10th. Del Val's 
men's and women's Cross Country teams 
traveled to Madison. New Jersey for the 
division NCAA III Drew Invitational. 
Swarthmore. Lynchburg. Montclair 
State. William Paterson. NIT.. Drew, 
and Stevens Tech. competed against 
each other over a five-mile course for the 
men. Montclair State. Albright. Kings. 
Lynchburg. Jersey City. Drew and Cen- 
tenary competed over a three-mile course 
for the women Del Val's men's team 
placed 3rd. with Swarthmore and Lynch- 
burg placing 1st and 2nd respectively. 
Del Val's men's squad consisted of Rob 
Benner. Gary Kadmeyer. Tony Donofrio. 
Art Rendiger. Donovan Liedelmeyer. 
Hardy reub. and Greg Christiansen 
Benner was their top runner for the day 

The ladies' team also placed 3rd. with 
Montclair State and Albright placing 1st 
and 2nd respectively. The ladies' squad 
consisted of Sandra Chrismer. Dawn 
Reckner. Dee Smith. Christian Druck 
and Ann Kline, with Chrismer as their 
top runner for the day. On Saturday. 
October 24th Del Val will compete against 
Albright at the last home meet for the 
season. Good Luck Team! 



69ERS ROLLING THROUGH IM'S 

Burger, Hess, Bittner, Wilson Key Players 



69ers 20, Bob's Boys 13 

The 6 l )ers picked up their second vic- 
tory of the season on Monday. Septem 
ber 28 as they mopped up Bob's Boys 
20-13 All the 69ers scoring came in the 
first half as they rolled up 20 unanswered 
points. The first touchdown came on a 
pass from Bryan "Dr. Death" Wilson to 
Todd "Smoker" Hess. Wilson scored the 
PAT The 69ers second possession 
came on an interception by Ron "Anvil" 
Burger. Burger then caught the TD pass 
from "Dr. Death" Wilson. The Dr. then 
hit Neil "Skins" Bittner for the PAT. The 
final 69er score came on a pass from the 
Dr to "Smoker" Hess. The Dr. displayed 
some excellent running ability in setting 
up this score. The PAT failed. 

The second half saw the stunned Bob's 
Boys defense tighten but only managing 
13 points against a stingy 69er "D". Scor 
ing for Bob's Boys were Shawn Smith 
and Mark Spotts scored on the PAT. 

69ers 19, Zeta Chi 6 

The 6 l )ers handed Zeta Chi their first 
loss of the season on Monday. October 1 
by a score of 19-6. Scoring for the 69ers 
were Brad Bittner. Todd Hess, and 
Bryan Wilson . Bart Campbell scored the 
PAT It was a hard fought game by both 
sides but the 69er "D" held on for the 
victory 

69ers 52, Roid Monkeys 6 

The 69ers rolled to an easy 52-6 vic- 
tory and a 4-0 record on Wednesday. 



October 7 against the Roid Monkeys. 
The hapless Roid Monkeys offense could 
only mount one score while giving up 
three defensive touchdowns in the second 
half. Scoring the TD's for the 69er of- 
fense were Neil "Skins" Bittner with two 
TD's and two PAT's. Bryan "Dr. Death" 
Wilson with one TD. Ron "Anvil" Burger 
with one TD and two PAT's. Todd 
"Smoker" Hess with one TD. and L.L. 
Cool Bart Campbell with one TD. On 
the defensive side it was Wilson and 
Burger with one TD each via intercep- 
tions, while Todd Hess picked up a fum- 
ble and rumbled in for a score. The other 
69er players displayed some fine talent 
as well. 

69ers 24, Chugalugs 6 

The 69ers picked up their fifth victory 
of the season against no losses on Tues- 
day. October 13 against the Chugalug 
team. Though not playing up to their 
ability, the 69ers managed 24 points to 
only six for the Chugalugs. Brad "Bitt" 
Bittner took a pass from the Dr. and 
rumbled in for the score and a 6-0 lead. 
Wilson scored the second TD on a fine 
run and passed to "Smoker" Hess for the 
third. Wilson finished off the scoring with 
another exciting run and 69ers went on 
to win by a 24-6 margin. Check out the 
schedule in the auxiliary gymnasium for 
the dates and times of the 69er games 
and be sure to come out and support 
them as they attempt to take their first In- 
tramural Football League (IFL) crown. 



Miller Genuine Draft Offers 
NFL Films and Free Movie Rentals 



Miller Genuine Draft is offerning "free" 
movie rentals and NFL Films videotapes 
at discount prices during November. 

Consumers can choose from three of- 
ficial NFL Films videos for only $9.95 
each (suggested retail $19.95) when they 
purchase one 12-pack or two six-packs 
of Miller Genuine Draft. Orders must be 
accompanied by proof of purchase and a 
certificate available at point-of-sale 
displays. 

They also can receive up to $2 in 
refunds when coupons available from 
point-of-sale displays are accompanied 
by movie rental receipts and proofs of 
purchase from two six-packs or one 
12-pack of Miller Genuine Draft, where 
legal 

An exclusive agreement with NFL Films 
allows Miller Genuine Draft to premiere 
these videos on a nationwide, in-store 
basis, where legal. The NFL Films include: 
The NFL Crunch Course - The NFL's 
Greatest Hits, is a look at the high impact 
collisions in pro football and the men 



most adept at causing them. This show 
reviews the rough-and-tumble play, ana 
lyzes the "anatomy" of a hard tackle, and 
profiles football's most feared defenders. 

Best of Football Follies is an all-time 
favorite, featuring slapstick scenes of 
players falling down and running into ob- 
jects, eavesdropping on coaches wired 
for sound, pratfalls with sound effects, 
and sarcastic narration. 

A Festival of Funnies is a collection of 
six humorous shows including Believe It 
or Else. NFL SvmFunnv. and Sunday's 
Glorious Generals. 

"The combination of football videos 
and free movie rentals will double the in- 
terest in a fast growing phenomenon — 
video rentals." said Ralph Kytan. Miller 
Genuine Draft brand manager. "More 
than 35 million households have VCRs 
and that number is expected to grow to 
more than 55 million by 1990. These 
people rented 1.5 billion movies in 
1986." 




Philadelphia Big S 

THE PALESTRA. PHILADELPHIA. PA 19104/(215) 8B8-4747 

October 9, 1987 

BIG 5: 
"Meet the Media" Night 

You are invited to attend the Philadel- 
phia Big 5's annual preview dinner. This 
year's get together will be held on Monday 
evening, November 2 in the second floor 
ballroom of the LaSalle University Student 
Union Building. Parking will be provided 
across 20th Street in the large Hayman 
Hall lot. Since school will not be in ses- 
sion on that day, there should be plenty 
of available parking. 

Since this year's program has a special 
added feature we would like to serve din- 
ner promptly at 6:30. The program would 
then begin at 7:30 with a brief welcome 
followed by each team captain introducing 
his coach and all of his teammates. At 
8:00 we will have the premiere showing 
of Palestra Pandcmonmm: A Historv of 
the Philadelphia Big 5. This video pre- 
sentation is one hour in length and is 
produced by Halcyon Days Productions. 
New York, in association with the Mag- 
netic Media Division of 3M. St. Paul. 
Mir nesota. 

i\ number of the dignitaries who are 
featured in the video by way of actual 
game footing, or through interviews, will 
also be in attendance for the premiere 
showing of this Big 5 History video. 

For those of you who have not yet ob- 
tained schedules of the teams that you 
are covering, a table will be set aside 
from which you can pick up the Big 5 
composite schedule, as well as. a pocket 
schedule for the Palestra and each team, 
and radio and television schedules. 

We hope you can join us on this extra 
special occasion. 

RSVP: Bob Vetrone or myself. Dan 
Baker, at (215) 898-4747. 



Famous Sister Duo 
Heart Sizzles at Spectrum 

Rock's most famous sisters will lead 
their five-member band in a piping-hot 
Spectrum concert on Sunday. October 
25 at 8:00 p.m. Opening will be Bour- 
geois Tagg. 

Presented by Electric Factory Concerts, 
tickets at $17.50 and $15 are on sale at 
The Spectrum Box Office and all Ticketron 
locations, including Showcase stores in 
the Delaware Valley. Tickets can also be 
charged by phone bv calling Teletron at 
l -800-233-4050 

Ann and Nancy Wilson began their 
career as Heart playing to local crowds in 
their hometown of Seattle. Their debut 
album "Dreamboat Annie" unexpectedly 
generated incredibly high sales, and 
yielded to smash singles "Crazy on You" 
and "Magic Man." Heart became an in- 
stant success story, producing a string of 
multi-platinum albums and surefire hit 
singles. 

Heart's latest release "Bad Animals" 
showcases their powerful, emotional 
brand of rock. According to lead singer 
and co-writer Ann Wilson, the new album 
differs from "Heart." their previous suc- 
cess in 1986. "This album is more rock, 
more passionate and more direct What 
we really set out to do is make an LP 
which rocked as hard as we rock on stage 
And we did it!" "Bad Animals" stands at 
No. 10 on the charts and is already 
double-platinum. 



fill the TflCO'S 

you can eat 

for #5.00! 

Every (Tlondau 

with DVC College I.D. 

at 

PocgY 

Mexican /American Food & Bar 

625 North fTlain Street 

Doylestown, Pfl 18901 

348-3424 

Comedy Cabaret every Friday and Saturday night 



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Dear D.V.C. Students, 

The Photography Club wishes to ex- 
tend its apologies to anyone who was 
dissatisfied at the Homecoming Registered 
party last Saturday night. All plans and 
preparations were made to assure all 
those attending to have a great time. 
However, due to a situation beyond our 
control, the disk jockey who was sched- 
uled from Party Masters, Inc. did not 
show up at the party. This D.J. has played 
many events at the school before includ- 
ing the Video Dance earlier this year, 
and we considered him to be reliable. So 
the only alternative we had was to pull 
together the equipment available to us 
and make the party go on. We are sorry 
for any inconvenience this caused anyone 
We would like to thank everyone who 
attended and made the party a success. 
Also many thanks go to those individuals 
within the photo club, on SAC. and out- 
side the club who helped with prepara- 
tions and staff for the party. A special 
thank you also goes to the faculty and 
, administration who attended as guests 
and the guys from Wolfson who helped 
clean up. 

Sincerely, 
Kevin Dickmyer 

Fleetwood Mac Brings 
New Lineup to Spectrum 

The supergroup Fleetwood Mac 
comes to the Spectrum for a concert on 
Wednesday. October 28 at 8:00 p.m. with 
a fresh, new lineup of band personnel. 
Opening the concert will be Cruzados. 

Presented by Electric Factory Concerts, 
tickets at $17.50 and $15.50 are on sale 
at The Spectrum Box Office and all Ticke- 
tron locations, including Showcase stores 
in the Delaware Valley. Tickets can also 
be charged by phone by calling Teletron 
at 1-800-233-4050. 

In the 20 years that the band first 
emerged on the music scene led by found- 
ers Mick Fleetwood and John McVie. 
changes in personnel and an ongoing 
evolution of music styles have only added 
to Fleetwood Mac's longtime reputation 
as one of the most adventurous and in 
novative entities in rock music 

With the recent departure of guitarist 
Lindsey Buckingham, the band welcomes 
two new guitarists. Billy Burnette and Rick 
Vito. Vito, a Philadelphia native, worked 
with and recorded music alongside John 
McVie in the mid 70s. Burnette has toured 
and recorded with Mick Fleetwood's side 
group The Zoo. and also co-wrote a song 
on vocalist/keyboard player Christine 
McVie's 1984 solo album. McVie. an 
original bandmember. is married to John 
McVie. 

Veteran "Mac" vocalist Stevie Nicks 
thinks the change in the members of the 
group will only make Fleetwood Mac 
more successful. "The variety that we're 
capable of within this band is amazing. 
Given our different styles and back- 
grounds, when all of us really get together, 
what comes out of it is amazing. I don't 
think that we have even touched the sur- 
face of what we could really do yet. It's 
like the possibilities for change in this 
band are incredible." said Nicks. 

The band's latest album "Tango In 
The Night," has already turned platinum 
and spun off three major hits, "Little 
Lies." "Seven Wonders" and "Big Love " 



• JOB OPPORTUNITY * 

Shawnee at Highpoint needs a reliable 
person two hours in the mornings, five 
days/week, at $5.00/hour. With this job 
comes free use of the facilities. See 
Coach Gary Pento for more information 
(Office is located by bathrooms in cafe ) 



PERSONALS 

— To whom it may concern, thank you 
very much for the note on my door Fri- 
day night. — Fat-n-Frostie 

— Eric R. , Now the whole campus knows 
I love you more! — Lee 

— John, You're my hero and I love you. 
Thanks for all your support and just for 
being there to hug me when I'm studying 
for Physics. — Love forever, your wife 

— It's open season on flamingoes — 
heed the warning! 

— To the English Captain, Congratula- 
tions on High Point team. Keep it up and 
we'll be at Nationals again! 

— The Western Captain 

— Katie, We can handle the problem. 
Crash!! 

— Chris F., Do I go for it or what? See 
ya in Houston. — Your sister 

— Lo, Should the truth be known, I like 
the key! Keep smiling! — Jo 

— It may be open season, but not all 
flamingoes follow the flock. 

— Chris, My hot pot is your hot pot! 

— Virginia Slims Women 

— To the "men" in Samuel 118, get a 
real life! 

— F.G.C.C. People in your position 
should not be judgmental. 

— Hey Guys, KB. isn't writing these. 

— Joanne. Whose car was that you hit? 

— C. A. . You are far from perfect! So far 
in fact, you can't even see it! 




Americ 



WEDNESDAY 

NOVEMBER 11, 1987 

12:00 NOON - 5:00 P.M. 

ALL PURPOSE ROOM 

Our Goal Is 150 Pints! 

Blood donation sign-up sheets 
are available in the Residence Life 
Office, in the Snack Bar area of the 
Student Center, and the dorms. 

Snm- fnfo last a Lifetime. 
Donate Blood. 




Samuel Hall Presents A 

HAUNTED HOUSE 

Friday. October 30. 7- 10 p.m 

Saturday. October 31. 7-11 p.m 

at Delaware Valley College's 

SAMUEL HALL 

General Admission: $1.00 

Come Out and Experience 

Horrors, Bad Dreams, 

Laughs and Screams 



STAFF 

EditorsinChief . . Wendy L Unger. 

John D Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor . Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 





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Vol. XXII. No. 8 



NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday, October 30. 1987 



HORTICULTURE 
SOCIETY NEWS 

The Horticulture Society is keeping 
busy. We hope you enjoyed the Hallow- 
een Pub! On Thursday, November 5, 
Scott Gyser from the Bucks County Ex- 
tension Service will be giving a lecture 
entitled "What is a County Extension 
Agent?" If you're interested in a govern- 
ment job. this lecture is for you. 

If you haven't experienced cider pres- 
sing yet and are interested in learning 
about it. there are still a few more chances 
left. We will be pressing cider various 
times in November. For more informa- 
tion about these activities see Ched 
Baker in Work 234 (or call 345- 1563) or 
Holly Eckloff in Berkowitz 113 (or call 
340-1065). 

DVC Announces Student 
Ambassador Positions 

The Development Office is accepting 
applications for Student Ambassadors 
for Food and Agricultural Sciences. Two 
ambassadors will represent the college 
before civic and professional groups and 
the media. Training for the position will 
be handled through the Development 
Office in conjunction with the Associate 
Dean for Agriculture. Compensation will 
include a $500.00 per semester scholar- 
ship, travel expenses and limited ward- 
robe assistance. This will be an excellent 
opportunity to interact with the college 
administration and the public. 

It is anticipated that interviews will be 
held for the top three men and top three 
women who submit applications 

Contact Linda Dolby. Director of De- 
velopment for additional information 
and for an application. 

Broaden Your Horizons, 
VOLUNTEER! 

Brighten the life of a nursing home 
resident by becoming a volunteer with 
the "Nursing Home Visitation Program." 

Acquire new communication skills, 
learn about the physical and emotional 
changes an older adult experiences and 
more, in a soon to be offered training 
session . 

Men. women and students 14 years or 
older are eligible to become part of this 
program to help alleviate the loneliness 
experienced by many nursing home resi- 
dents. Visitation times are set to fit the 
volunteer's own schedule and people are 
matched according to common interests 
and mutual compatability. 

For further information, contact: Susan 
Whitman. American Red Cross. Bucks 
County. 348-8161. 

STAFF 

Editors-in-Chief ... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Entertainment Editor Michelle Dobbs 

Reporters Annmarie Whitesell. 

Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Siack 

Advertising Editor 
Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 




Dairy Judging Team: Mike Swarthy, Becky Rice, Ann Luno. Scott Cooper with coach Jerry Myers 

DVC DAIRY JUDGING TEAM REAPS HONORS 



DVC students competed successfully 
at the National Intercollegiate Dairy 
Judging Contest held at the World Dairy 
Expo in Madison. Wisconsin the end of 
September. 

Mike Swartley. a junior from Wysox. 
PA: Becky Rice, a Blairstown. NJ senior: 
Ann Luno, a senior from Springville. 
NY: and Scott Cooper, a senior from 
Delta. PA. travelled with coach Jerry 
Myers to the national competition. 

In the Brown Swiss competition, the 
team placed 2nd nationally, with Rice 
ranking 7th and Swartley was 14th in- 
dividually. Rice and Swartley received 
5th and 6th high honors individually, 
respectively, leading the team to an 8th 



high team placing in the Milking Short- 
horn Breed. 

Luno was 12th high nationally in the 
Ayrshire Breed competition. She also re- 
ceived 18th high individual in overall 
reasons with DVC placing 8th in team 
reasons. This is considered the most 
challenging and competitive segment of 
the contest. 

In overall competition, Swartley was 
12th high individual in a field of approxi- 
mately 120 participants. DVC landed a 
17th place in overall team scores in a 
group of 29 teams, representing univer- 
sities and colleges throughout the United 
States. 



Quit Tips for the Great American Smokeout 
from the American Cancer Society 



Throw out all cigarettes by breaking 
them in half and wetting them down. 
Clean out all ashtrays in your home, of- 
fice or car and put them away. Discard 
matches: hide lighters or give them away. 

When the urge to smoke hits, take a 
deep breath. Hold it a second, then re- 
lease it very, very slowly. Taking deep, 
rhythmic breaths is similar to smoking, 
only you'll inhale clean air. not poison- 
ous gases. 

Exercise to help relieve tension. Climb 
stairs rather than take the elevator, park 
the car a block or two from your destina- 
tion and walk the rest of the way. At 
home, practice touching your toes, jog in 
place, do jumping jacks. 

When tempted to reach for a cigarette, 
think of a negative image about smoking. 
Select your worst memory connected 
with the habit — the time you burned a 
hole in your suit or when you were left 
completely breathless running for a bus 
that pulled away. Imagine this experience 
for 15 seconds whenever the urge occurs. 

Reward yourself with oral substitutes 
in the same way you may have used cig- 
arettes. Good examples: sugarless gum, 
lemon drops, pumpkin or sunflower 



seeds, apple slices, carrot sticks, unbut- 
tered popcorn and stick cinnamon. 

Eat three or more small meals. This 
maintains constant blood sugar levels, 
thus helping to prevent urges to smoke. 
Avoid sugar-laden foods and spicy items 
that trigger a desire for cigarettes. 

Scramble up your day and change 
habits connected with smoking. Drive a 
different route to work: eat lunch in a 
new place: leave the "scene of an urge." 
At home, avoid your "smoking chair" 
after dinner, reach for gum rather than a 
cigarette when answering the phone. 

Cleanse your body of nicotine. Drink 
liquids — lots of them. Water (six-eight 
glasses a day), herbal teas, fruit juices 
and caffeine-free soft drinks all fit the bill. 
Pass up coffee, caffeinated soft drinks 
and alcohol, as they can increase your 
urge to smoke. 

Keep your hands — and mind — busy. 
Work on a crossword puzzle, knit a 
sweater, balance your checkbook, fix 
something around the house, shampoo 
the dog. 

TAKE A DAY OFF FROM SMOKING- 
NOVEMBER 19. 1987 



Great American tasw 

SMOKEOUT 



Annual Horticulture 
Scholarship 

The Garden Club of America offers 
annually the Katherine M. Grosscup 
Scholarship in the field of horticultural 
studies. The grant covers two $2,000 
tuition awards to qualified students In 
need of financial aid, selected by a 
Regional Committee appointed by The 
Garden Club of America Horticulture 
Committee. 

Applicants must be present college 
juniors, seniors or Master level graduate 
students currently majoring in horticul- 
ture or a related field, including Horticul- 
tural Therapy. A grade average of B or 
better will be given prionty in our selec- 
tion process. Preference will be given to 
residents of the tri-state area of Ohio. 
West Virginia and Pennsylvania, but 
others may apply. 

Interested students may request an 
application form from: Grosscup Schol- 
arship Committee Chairman, Mrs. Ray- 
mond F. Evans. 7100 South Lane Road. 
Willoughby. Oho 44094. 

Deadline for applications is February 
15. 1988. 




SAMUEL HALL NEWS 

The moment you have been waiting 
for is finally here! Samuel Hall's Haunted 
House is making its grand opening. This 
horrifying experience will last only two 
days, so be sure to attend on Friday. Oc- 
tober 30 between 7 and 10 p.m. or on 
Saturday. October 31 between 7 and 11 
p.m. Come experience horrors, dreams, 
laughs and screams! 




lis Week on Campus 

IDAY. OCTOBER 30 

Movie: The Fly. APR. 9 p.m. 

Haunted House. Samuel Hall. 
7-10 p.m. 

VTURDAY, OCTOBER 31 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 

Parent's Day 

Football (H) vs. Moravian. 1:30 p.m. 

Haunted House. Samuel Hall. 
7-11 p.m. 

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3 

Soccer (A) vs. Washington 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4 

No classes. 

Last day of registration. 

SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 7 

Football (H) vs. Lebanon Valley, 
1:30 p.m 

Cross Country Conference 
Championships 

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that as a student your time is limited. 

To accommodate your needs 
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Prepare for your future 

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To discuss current openings 

and to arrange an interview 

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fill the TflCOS 

you can eat 

for #5.00! 

Every ITIonday 

with DVC College I.D. 

at 

HRexican /American Food & Bar 

625 North main Street 

Doylestown, Pfl 18901 

348-3424 

Comedy Cabaret every Friday and Saturday night 



PERSONALS 

— None of us is perfect, and you should 
stop pretending to be!!! 

— King Bee and Princess know what 
you're about! 

— Gumbo, this time you move over! 

— Alfred Dunhill Ltd. London is back 
from holiday. 

— I may not be perfect, but I'm God's 
child and that makes me good enough!!! 

— In response to your message on my 
door, there is a major difference between 
you and me. I know when I'm being 
used! — Your favorite dorm member 

— F.F. & JR.. Thanks for the introduc- 
tion. You have lost the battle; and we 
have won the war. 

— Our family crests can endure your 
petty accusations, so we suggest you 
adhere to your own social virtues. — 
F.G.C.C 

— F.G.C.C.. Thanks for rescuing us. 
Life will never be the same. Git & Gat 

-*- To the Fonda's. Have a hot fudge 
sundae on us (Chris, you can afford the 
sundae). 

— Thanks for the lesson on friendship. I 
knew it was too good to be true. 



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"Del Vol's home owoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$1.95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM - 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



Keep on Cutting 
Hair Salon 

DISCOUNT OF $2.00 
WITH DVC STUDENT I.D. 

Located next to the College 

(Brick Buikiinq) 

CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT 

348-2225 



VOLUNTEERS NEEDED 

If you can type, your help is needed to 
complete the advertising campaign for 
A-Day. There are approximately 1.400 
names and addresses to be typed in the 
Computer Center. To arrange a time, 
please contact Dr Lazarus, ext. 2342. 
Any time you can give us will be greatly 
appreciated. 

Rich Martei. Chairman 
Phil Snader. Co Chairman 

ICC SCHOLARSHIP 

ICC Scholarship applications are now 
available. The scholarship recognizes 
two outstanding students and awards 
$200 to each Winner, credited toward 
spring semester tuition. Selection is based 
upon application and the decision of a 
panel of three judges. Applications are 
available from any ICC representative or 
the Alumni Office. Lasker Hall. 1st floor 
Applications are due bv November 1 in 
the Alumni Office. 




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Samuel Hall Presents A 

HAUNTED HOUSE 

Friday, October 30, 7- 10 p.m. 

Saturday, October 31, 7-11 p.m. 

at Delaware Valley College's 

SAMUEL HALL 

General Admission: $1.00 

Come Out and Experience 

Horrors, Bad Dreams, 

Laughs and Screams 



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Aerobics is Back! 

Monday & Wednesday 
6:30-8:00 P.M. 
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Memories of Homecoming '87 



Photography by Kerry Slack 




The Bash 







Cheerleaders At Work 




The Court 






Delaware Valley Mascot 




Homecoming Queen '87 Sue Bittel and her escort Eric Vanden Berghe. 





Do r m Competition 




Alumni Dinner 




Bruno and Dr Berthold 




Dr Feldstein is Honored 




Our Own Ram 



The Delaware Valley College Band Performs 



The Parade 



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1987 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

By John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (24-1) 

• DVC 39, Upsala 21 

VOLLEYBALL (3-14) 

• Muhlenburg defeated DVC 

• Kings defeated DVC 

• Volleyball season ends 

SOCCER (4-10) 

• Scranton 4. DVC 1 
•DVC 1. Lycoming 

Goal; Jensen 

FIELD HOCKEY (10-8) 

• DVC 3. Albright 

• DVC cS. Lycoming 3 

• Field Hockey season ends 

CFL SCORES 



Yale 


28 


Penn 


22 


Rutgers 


27 


Army 


14 


Northeastern 


41 


Villanova 


28 


Notre Dame 


26 


use 


15 


Nebraska 


56 


Kansas St. 


3 


Auburn 


3H 


Mississippi St. 


7 


Syracuse 


52 


Colgate 


6 


Tennessee 


29 


Georgia Tech 


15 


Ohio St. 


42 


Minnesota 


o 


Bucknell 


60 


Columbia 


20 


MAC SCORES 






DVC 


3& 


Upsala 


21 


Juniata 


2<s 


Albright 


16 


Muhlenberg 


35 


Gettysburg 


16 


West Chester 


44 


Cheyney 


15 


Widener 


29 


Susquehanna 


IS 



PRO FOOTBALL, WEEK *6 

Philadelphia 37 Dallas 20 

Houston 37 Atlanta 33 

Buffalo 34 Miami 31 

(in overtime) 

Chicago 27 Tampa Bay 26 

Pittsburgh 23 Cincinnati 20 

Green Bay 34 Detroit 33 

Indianapolis 30 New England 16 

Washington 17 NY. Jets 16 

San Francisco 24 New Orleans 22 

NY. Giants 30 St. Louis 7 

Seattle 35 LA. Raiders 13 

San Diego 42 Kansas City 21 

PRO FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY 

Philadelphia at St. Louis 
Houston at Cincinnati 
Indianapolis at NY. Jets 
Kansas City at Chicago 
LA. Raiders at New England . 
New Orleans at Atlanta 
Pittsburgh at Miami 
Tampa Bay at Green Bay 
Washington at Buffalo 
Cleveland at San Diego 
Detroit at Denver 
Minnesota at Seattle 
San Francisco at LA Rams 

MONDAY NIGHT 

NY Giants at Dallas 

SPORTS IN BRIEF 

• Twins win first World Series since 
1965. 

• Gymnastics star Tim Daggatt breaks 
leg, career in the balance. 

• Ron Hextall. Vezina trophy winning 
goalie, returns to Flyers net after 
eight-day suspension. 



Green & Gold Weekend 
Sports Schedule 

SATURDAY 

FOOTBALL 

DVC vs. MORAVIAN 

James Work Stadium, 1:30 p.m. 

It's Parents Day. 

ON THE TUBE SATURDAY 

HOCKEY 

FLYERS vs. HARTFORD WHALERS 
7:35 p.m.. Channel 57 

BASKETBALL 

76ERS vs. PORTLAND (Exhibition) 
10:30 p.m.. Channel 17 

ON THE TUBE SUNDAY 

FOOTBALL 

EAGLES vs. ST. LOUIS 
1 p.m., Channel 10 

HOCKEY 

FLYERS vs. KINGS 
Spectrum. 7:05 p.m.. PRISM 

BASKETBALL 

76ERS vs. PORTLAND (Exhibition) 
10 p.m.. Channel 17 




CROSS COUNTRY 

PREPARES FOR MAC'S; 

ENDS SEASON 

Saturday. October 24th was DVC's 
last cross country meet of the season. 
DVC's mens and womens team hosted 
Albright and Philadelphia Bible under a 
clear blue sky Albright took top honors 
for the day for both races with DVC plac- 
ing second for the women and third for 
the men. The girls record for the season 
stands at 5-3 and the mens at 3-6. In- 
juries suffered by key runners for both of 
the teams throughout the season kept 
the teams from performing at the level of 
excellence they could have achieved. 
But this year, freshman runners showed 
great potential and promise for a great 
season for next year. The seven top run- 
ners from both teams will attend Confer- 
ence Championships on November 7. at 
Belmont Plateau. Philadelphia. 

FIELD HOCKEY 
GOES OUT IN STYLE 

DVC 3 - ALBRIGHT 

The Aggies tucked another win under 
their belts with their strong showing 
against Albright. A strong offense with L. 
Long. D. Pisauro and M. Lange assisted 
by L. Barr and D. Misciulli teamed up 
with the defense backed by L. Shumack 
in goal for the win. Good job ladies! 

DVC 8 - LYCOMING 3 

Tracy Marshall and Lisa Long deposited 
two goals each while Dee Pisauro, Stacy 
Hoover. Deb Misciulli and Beth Kan- 
each added one as DVC ended their 
season with an 8-3 victory over the Lady 
Warriors and a final record of 10-8. Con- 
gratulations to the 1987 Field Hockey 
team for a job well done. 




Philadelphia Ski & Travel 
Show Returns to Valley Forge 

Whether they're headed for the begin- 
ners' slopes in the Poconos or St. Moritz's 
highest peak. Delaware Valley skiers will 
want to make the Valley Forge Conven- 
tion Center in King of Prussia. PA, their 
first destination. That's where the third 
Philadelphia Ski and Travel Show takes 
place November 6-8. 

As always, the Philadelphia Ski and 
Travel Show will offer plenty of family 
fun while providing winter sports enthu- 
siasts with a preview of the latest in ski 
equipment, travel and fashions. 

Those interested in looking good on 
(and off) the slopes will not want to miss 
the giant $1 million sale held by Wick's 
Ski and Sport. One million dollars in 
merchandise will be for sale, with savings 
ranging from 30 to 50 percent. As a 
bonus. Wick's will be providing $5 gift 
certificates good at their area locations 
for the purchase of $100 or more of mer- 
chandise at the show. 

And should anyone want to make sure 
they are au courant when they hit the 
slopes, they can check out the Ray-Ban 
fashion show presented by Barbara Alley, 
the ski world's foremost fashion expert. 

Skiers looking to head into the winter 
sports season in the best shape possible 
won't want to miss the special Ski Fitness 
and Health Center. Three top profes- 
sional ski racers — Leslie Baker. Laurie 
Baker-Wertz and Lisa Feinberg — will be 
at the center, dispensing fitness tips and 
advice. 

Even people whose skiing is limited to 
their fantasies won't be neglected at the 
Ski and Travel Show. Instructors from 
Vermont's famed Rossignol/Killington 
Ski School will be offering free beginner 
lessons. 

But there's much more to the Ski and 
Travel Show. For instance, skiers can 
test their knowledge of the sport in the 
trivia contests held at the Molson Golden 
Skiers Saloon. And everyone will enjoy 
the antics of Alan Schoenberger, interna- 
tionally-acclaimed as the "Marcel Mar- 
ceau of skiing." 

Also, for the first time the show will 
feature a replica of a Vermont country 
store jammed with cheeses, crafts, maple 
syrup, knit goods and lots more. The 
special show shop will be surrounded by 
the state's top ski resort booths to add to 
the authenticity of what is being tabled as 
the "Vermont Pavilion." 

The Magic Mirror, an electronically 
programmed fitting room which allows 
people to view themselves in 20 fully ac- 
cessorized outfits without touching a 



stitch, will bring an Olympic overtone to 
the annual winter ski showcase extrava- 
ganza. The state-of-the-art visual display 
by Fashion Systems Corporation, New 
York City, which will be featured in the 
63-foot 3M van on the show floor, is part 
of a moving exhibit that will travel 17,000 
miles across the United States and 
Canada in support of 3Ms 1988 Olympic 
Sponsorship Program. The van also 
contains multi-media displays depicting 
technical features and fashion applica- 
tions of Thinsulate Insulation and Thin- 
tech System The exterior was designed 
by noted sports illustrator and Bryan 
Robley. 

In addition, the show will be premier- 
ing the new Warren Miller film entitled 
Ski Quebec. There will be continuous 
showings. 

Fun, fitness, fashions, the best in travel 
packages, live entertainment and the 
chance to win thousands of dollars in 
prizes. Put them all together and you 
have the fabulous Philadelphia Ski and 
Travel Show! 

Show hours are 6-11 p.m. Friday: 11 
a.m. -11 p.m. Saturday: and 11 a.m. -7 
p.m. Sunday. 

Admission is $5.00: children under 12 
admitted free. 

UNIQUE HUSSKI PERSONAL SKI 

TRANSPORT FROM MAG WIN 

ENTERPRISES, INC. TO DEBUT 

AT THE PHILADELPHIA SKI AND 

TRAVEL SHOW 

Husski. an innovative personal ski 
equipment transport system from Mag- 
win Enterprises. Inc. will make its Phila- 
delphia-area debut at the Ski and Travel 
Show. 

The durable, yet lightweight Husski. 
tabbed as the "skier's valet on wheels." 
carries skis, poles, boots, accessories and 
clothing on one lightweight easy to ma- 
euver unit. It rolls easily over snow, 
across all terrain, and road and walkway 
surfaces, and even up and down stairs. 

"It's easy to manipulate, takes less 
than a minute to load and leaves one 
hand free for other purposes," explains 
Tracy H. Magill. director of marketing for 
Magwin Enterprises. "There is no other 
product like it anywhere." 

Skiers can lock poles and skis securely 
to the Husski itself or use the Husski to 
lock skis and poles to any post or pole. It 
fits conveniently on the roof of cars and 
four wheel drive vehicles. 

In addition, the Husski features a 
specially-designed boot bag. coverall bag 
and duffel bag. all of which fasten securely 
to the Husski. 

The Husski was created by a group of 
Philadelphians led by Brad Magill and 
Gary Winig, now serving as chairman 
and CEO and president, respectively of 
Magwin Enterprises. The group, which 
skied Vail together for six years, created 
Husski after the frustration of having 
struggled with their ski equipment and 
clothing for those many years. With the 
help of an industrial design firm, the 
Husski was designed, researched and 
developed based on retail and consumer 
group studies. 

The Husski, which comes complete 
with a 30-day money-back guarantee, is 
being offered for $59.95 plus $6.00 for 
shipping from Magwin Enterprises, Inc., 
1101 Market Street, Suite 1300. Phila- 
delphia, PA 19107. Pennsylvania resi- 
dents add 6 percent sales tax. Additional 
details at 1-800-962-4946. 



LISTS! 



PLAYER EARNINGS IN FIRST 
WORLD SERIES, 1903* 

1. Pirates — $1,316.25 per player 

2. Red Sox - $1,182.00 per player 
'Last year's full share was $86,254 per 
player. 

Source: World Series Records and SFS Research 

WORLD SERIES 
CAREER LEADERS 

1. Most series — Yogi Berra, 14 

2. Most games — Berra, 75 

3. Most at-bats — Berra. 259 

4. Most hits — Berra. 71 

5. Most home runs — Mickey Mantle. 
18 

6. Most RBIs - Mantle, 40 

7. Most runs — Mantle. 42 

8. Most walks — Mantle. 43 

9. Most strikeouts — Mantle, 54 

10. Most stolen bases — Lou Brock 
and Eddie Collins. 14 

11. Highest batting average — Pepper 
Martin. .418* 

* Minimum 50 at-bats 

Source The Complete Baseball Record Book 

MOST VALUABLE 
FOOTBALL CARDS* 

1. Joe Namath. Jets. 1965 - $150 

2. Jim Brown. Browns. 1958 - $50 

3. John Unitas. Colts. 1957 - $40 

4. Fran Tarkenton. Vikings. 1962 — 
$35 

5. Paul Hornung. Packers. 1957 — 
$32 

Tie Bart Starr. Packers. 1957 - $32 

7. Jack Kemp, Bills. 1965 - $25 

8. George Blanda. Oilers, 1965 - 
$20 

* For Topps cards in mint condition 
Source: The Official 1987 Price Guide to Football 
Cards 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAMS 

PLAYING THE TOUGHEST 

SCHEDULE, 1987* 



1 . Notre Dame 


75-39-1 


(.657) 


2. Oregon State 


73-38-3 


(.654) 


3. Florida 


70-39-2 


(.640) 


4. UCLA 


74-42-1 


(.637) 


5. Washington State 


74-46-1 


(.616) 


6. California 


70-46-3 


(.601) 


7. Louisiana State 


66-44-1 


(.599) 


8. South Carolina 


51-34-2 


(.598) 


Based on opponents 


1986 record 


Source NCAA Neus 








69ers Down Plghickers 

The Samuel 69ers pulled out a 19-8 
victory against a tough Pighicker defense. 
The Pighickers scored first on a run by 
Palmer and went up 6-0. The 69ers came 
back later in the half to score the go- 
ahead touchdown on a pass from Bryan 
Wilson to Brad Bittner. A Wilson to Hess 
combination scored the PAT. The sec- 
ond half was a hard fought battle with the 
Pighickers going on top 8-7 on a safety 
The 69ers were on the verge of their first 
loss of the season until Wilson rifled a 
strike to Todd Hess in the endzone in the 
final 40 seconds to go up 13-8. On the 
ensuing kickoff Palmer let the kickoff roll 
into the endzone and Bart Campbell fell 
on top of it for the touchdown and a final 
score of 19-8. Fine performances were 
turned in by the linemen Chris "Psycho" 
Kurilla. John Maniatti, Brad Bittner, 
Todd Hess and the backs Neil Bittner. 
Bryan Wilson, Ron Burger, Bart Camp 
bell and Charles Carter. Rob Hoffstetter 
did a fine job on special teams 




ERVING'S JERSEY 
RETIRED APRIL 21 

Philadelphia 76ers General Manager 
John Nash announced that Julius Erving's 
No. 6 jersey will be officially retired prior 
to the April 21 game vs. N.J. Nets 

"It is an honor itself to be a part of the 
committee preparing for Julius Erving's 
retirement night." Direction of Promo- 
tions. Toni Amendolia said. "We hope 
that it will be a night long remembered by 
our fans as well as Julius." 

In five seasons with the ABA and 1 1 
seasons in the NBA. Erving became one 
of only three players in professional 
basketball to score over 30.000 points 
The other two are Wilt Chamberlain and 
Kareem Abdul- Jabbar. 



Ironically, the No. 32 jersey Erving 
wore when he played for the ABA's New 
York Nets was retired last season by New 
Jersey. 

Tickets for the game are available at 
the 76ers' Veterans Stadium Ticket Of- 
fice, all Ticketron outlets or by calling 
Teletron at 1-800-233-4050. 

INJURY UPDATE 

David Wingate was examined at Tem- 
ple Sports Medicine Clinic where he was 
diagnosed as having an irritation behind 
the right kneecap. 

Andrew Toney will remain on crutches 
until he is re-evaluated at Temple Sports 
Medicine Clinic. Toney was originally 
diagnosed on October 15 as having a 
sprained left foot which he suffered dur- 
ing practice on October 14. 



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• JOB OPPORTUNITY • 

Shawnee at Highpoint needs a reliable 
person two hours in the mornings, five 
days/week, at $5.00/hour. With this job 
comes free use of the facilities. See 
Coach Gary Pento for more information 
(Office is located by bathrooms in cafe ) 




Conference standings 



Not including Saturday's late games. 

MIDDLE Conf. AN Games 

ATLANTIC W L T W L T 

Susquehanna 5 10 6 10 



SOUTH- Conf. All Game* 

WEST W L T W L T 



PSAC Conf AM Game? 

IAST W L T W L . 



Widen* 
'ifkes 
j 'ata 
f. i avian 
Lycoming 
Del. Valley 
Upsala 
Albright 
Leb. Valley 



5 
4 
4 
4 
3 
1 
1 
1 








1 
1 



ft 



6 
5 
5 
4 

3 
1 

1 
2 








1 
1 




o 



Texas Tech 

Texas A&M 

Texas 

lay lor 

Arkansas 

TCU 

Houston 

rtice 

-SMU 

< inactive 



2 
1 




1 1 
1 2 
4 



6 
5 
3 
5 
4 
3 
2 
2 



Chester 


4 








7 


1 





b iomsburg 


3 


2 





5 


3 





' illersvitte 


3 


2 





S 


2 





Kuttiown 


3 


1 





3 


4 





Mansfield 


2 


2 





4 


3 





' Strdsbrg 





4 





1 


6 





1 h»yney 





5 





2 


6 


c 



CEN Conf. All Games 

1ENN1AL W L T W L T 



PACIFIC Conf. All Games 

10 W L T W L T 



'■ SAC Conf. All Games 

WEST W L T W L T 



•&M 

Gettysburg 
Muhlenburg 
J. Hopkins 
Jrsinus 
Uickinson 
jwarthmore 
H Maryland 



4 
4 
4 
2 
2 
2 
1 




5 
6 
4 
3 
3 
4 
2 




1 1 













IVY Conf. All Games 

LEAGUE W L T W L T 



UCLA 
South. Cal 
Ariz St. 
>eopn 
Stanford 
Washington 
Arizona 
Wash. St. 
California 
Oregon St. 



3 
3 
2 

2 
2 

2 

1 
1 






5 
4 
5 
4 
3 
4 
3 
3 
1 
2 



1 'liana 


4 








6 


1 





( 'anon 


3 


1 





5 


2 





Slippery Rock 


3 


2 





4 


4 





California 


3 


2 





4 


4 





lippensburg 


2 


2 





3 


4 





iinboro 


1 


3 





3 


5 





Lock Haven 





5 





1 


7 






NJSCAC 



Conf. All Games 
W L T W L T 



Harvard 

8rown 

Cornell 

Princeton 

r -nn 

i* 

Dartmouth 

Columbia 



3 
3 
3 

2 
2 
2 





1 

3 

4 



5 
4 

4 
4 

it 

4 
1 




1 



TLANTIC 
'AST 



Conf. AH Game- 
W L T W L i 



BIG 
10 



Conf. All Games 
W L T W L T 



Indiana 

Mich. St. 

ThioSt. 

Michigan 

Minnesota 

lowa 

Purdue 

Illinois 

Nrthwstrn 

Wisconsin 



4 
3 
3 
3 
2 
2 




1 



1 



1 1 

1 2 



1 









1 






6 
4 
5 
4 
5 
5 
1 
2 

2 



1 

2 1 
1 1 

3 



Cltmson 
N Carolina 
Maryland 
N. C.State 
Wk. Forest 
'uginia 

'■e 
Gu Tech 



YANKEE 



3 
2 
3 
3 
2 
1 
















6 
4 
4 
3 
5 
3 
3 
2 



Glassboro St. 


3 








5 


1 





K*»n 


3 


1 





5 


1 





Monlclair St. 


3 


1 





6 


2 





•terson 


2 


1 





4 


2 





wsey City 


1 


2 





3 


3 





-nton St. 





2 





2 


4 





P mapo 





4 








5 






MID 
EASTERN 



Conf. All Games 
W L T W L T 



Conf. An Game 
W L T W L ' 



f chmond 
Maine 
' onn. 
' elaware 

osion U. 

'ass. 

•>w Hamp 
Island 



5 
b 
3 

4 
3 
3 
4 

1 



Howard 
S Car St. 

^-'.St. 
N Car A&T 
Berh-Ckmn 
Morgan St. 



3 
3 

2 
1 

1 




5 
5 
5 
3 

1 













BIG 
8 



Conf AN Games 
W L T W L T 



Nebraska 
Oklahoma 
Missouri 
Okla.St. 
Colorado 
iowa St. 
Kansas St 
Kansas 



3 
2 
2 
2 



1 1 
1 2 





3 



MID 

AMERICAN 



Conf. All Game, 
W L T W L T 



1 

2 (' 









SOUTH 
EASTERN 



Conf. All Games 
W L T W L T 



E. Mich. 
Miami, 
• owl Grn 

^ntSt. 
redo 

'Michigan 
B,iH St. 
Cot Mich 
Oo 



4 
4 
3 
3 
3 
2 
2 
1 




1 



6 
4 
3 
5 
2 
3 
2 
3 
1 







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ft 

o 






<SU 
jeorgia 

Alabama 

Florida 

Auburn 

Tennessee 

Kentucky 

Mississippi 

Miss. St. 

Vanderbilt 



1 1 
1 2 



1 







2 
2 
2 




COLONIAL 



Conf. All Games 
W L T W L T 



1 1 
3 









ioly Cross 
L afayette 
ehigh 
Colgate 
Bucknell 
Davidson 



4 
2 
2 
1 

1 




7 
4 
3 
4 
3 



1 7 



All Games 

INOE PENDENTS W I T 

/recuse 7 

i (inda St 6 1 

VILLANOVA 5 1 

Notre Dame 5 1 

PENNST 5 2 

RUTGERS 5 2 

Pittsburgh 5 2 

. i itta Carolina 5 2 

Miami, Fla 4 

Boston College 4 4 

East Carolina 4 4 

W Virginia 4 3 

Northern Illinois 3 3 

T ulane 3 3 

'••cthernMiss 3 3 

f." -.-nphis St 3 3 

Louisville 3 4 

TEMPLE 3 4 

SW Louisiana 2 4 

Cincinnati 2 4 

Army 2 5 

T.«M 2 6 

V i )ima Tech 1 5 

Navy 1 6 







EQUESTRIAN TEAM 
RESULTS 

by Mary Beth Polek 

Here are the results from last week's 
Princeton Show. 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Janet Distler. 1st 

Kathleen Stagney. 5th 

Christine Borowsky, 3rd 

Kelly Carpenter. 5th 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Russ LaPierre. 2nd 

Beginner Walk /Trot/ Canter 

Rynda Ross. 4th 
Nicole Saviet. 3rd 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Kim Adams, 5th 

Sue Hann, 6th 

Audrey Beamasderfer. 3rd 

Novice Flat 

Jan Egner. 1st 

Mary Beth Polek. 4th 

Dawn Reckner. 6th 

Donna Forte. 6th 

Novice Fences 

Jan Egner, 1st 

Intermediate Flat 

Cynthia Bradlev. 5th 
Betty Lollin. 3rd 

Open Flat 

Tony DeLise. 1st 

Open Fences 

Tony DeLise. 1st 

High Point Team 
Second week in a row!!! 

Tony DeLise won High Point Rider 
and Jan Egner won High Point Reserve 
Rider. Keep up the great work team! 

KUTZTOWN HORSE SHOW 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Renee Kazokas. 6th 
Kathleen Stagney. 4th 

Kelli Carpenter. 4th 

Deborah Brozowski. 3rd 

Gretchen Lannon. 6th 

Jen Delgatto. 2nd 
Christine Borowskv. 1st 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Janet Distler. 1st 
Jill Wolfe. 4th 

Beginner Walk /Trot /Canter 

Rynda Ross, 4th 
Nicole Saviet, 6th 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Kim Adams, 4th 
Nick Shrivdirk. 6th 

Novice Flat 

Stina Liebman. 4th 

Liz Kelley. 4th 

Jan Egner. 5th 

Marv Beth Polek. 2nd 

Donna Forte. 6th 

Novice Fences 

Liz Kelley. 4th 

Mary Beth Polek. 6th 

Donna Forte. 4th 

Jan Egner. 1st 
Dawn Reckner. 3rd 

Intermediate Flat 

Cynthia Bradley. 4th 

Open Rat 

Tony DeLise. 1st 

Open Fences 

Tony DeLise. 1st 











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NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday, November 13. 1987 



State Collegiate Chorus 

FEATURES 

Delaware Valley College 

Representatives 

Delaware Valley College Chorale 
members participated in the Pennsylvania 
Collegiate Chorus Festival '87 held at Ur- 
sinus College October 22 - 24. The three 
representatives of the College were Pattie 
Fawber. Bob Manning and Rob Sergeant, 
and were accompanied by Mrs. Joanne 
Roberts, director of DelVal's Chorale. 

The Chorus consisted of representatives 
from 21 Pennsylvania colleges and was 
conducted by Dr. Elmer Thomas, choral 
director from the University of Cincinnati. 
Ohio. The sacred program highlighted 
the newly installed (1986) organ at Ur- 
sinus. which was used for the accompani- 
ment of the chorus as they sang music 
from the Rennaissance. Classical, 
Romantic and Modern periods. 




Mr Porter demonstrates winemaking The Phila 
delphia Art Museum is in the background 

COUNSELING 
EXPANDS HOURS 

In an effort to better serve the needs of 
our students, the Counseling Center, All 
man Building, will remain open until 
7:00 p.m. one night a week as follows: 

Thursday, November 12 

Wednesday. November 18 

Wednesday. December 2 

The Tutoring Service. Study Hall. All- 
man Building is open until 10:00 p.m. 
Monday through Wednesday and until 
900 p.m. on Thursday. 

BEAUTIFICATION 
BEHIND ELSON DORM 

Thanks to the Landscape Nursery Club 
for the beautiful landscaping of the en- 
trance to the infirmary, the rear entrance 
of Elson dorm. 

From All of the 

Project Health Services Staff 




DVC Cheerleaders took part m the mascot parade in the rain on Super Sunday. (Mrs. Janet Gratioso in the 

ram suit) 

Del Val College Participates 
in Philips Super Sunday 

ranging by Dr. Martin, winemaking by 
Mr. Porter, as well as Dr. Orr's chemical 
magic show, performed by a few chemistry 
students. The cheerleaders made an ap- 
pearance also. Although it rained for part 
of the day, the experience was beneficial 
for all who participated. 

Thanks to all drivers, students. Admis- 
sions staff and others who participated in 
showing Del Val to a very good advan- 
tage among its peers! 



On October 11th some staff, faculty 
and students spent the day on Philadel- 
phia's Ben Franklin Parkway to show off 
the college during Super Sunday, the city's 
exposition. DVC's display was located 
along "academic alley." which was adja 
cent to the art museum. Admissions had 
a display to attract prospective students 
to apply Next to admissions was a display 
table set up for demonstrations through- 
out the day. These included flower ar- 

Local Concert Pianist 
Featured at College 

Robert Gajdos. concert pianist from 
New Hope. Pa. will be the special feature 
on Wednesday, November 18 in the 
music room of the Delaware Valley Col- 
lege Student Center, Route 202. Doyles- 
town The program begins at 8 p.m. The 
presentation is open to the public. 

Mr Gajdos is well-known in the local 
area for his performing ability as well as 
his unusual compositions. He most 
recently performed at the Prawlsville Mill 
in Stockton. N.J. 

He will play works by Chopin. Brahms, 
Debussy. Liszt. Scriabin as well as his 
own compositions. 

A reception will follow his performance 
in the music room. 

Contributions toward the College's 
Steinway concert grand will be accepted 
as a donation 

CPR Training 

CPR training sessions are soon com- 
ing to Del Val's campus. These sessions 
will begin in mid to late November in the 
evenings. More details will follow. 

Robert S. Orr 

Chairman, Safety Committee 



Great American t 

SMOKEOUT 




TAKE A DAY OFF FROM SMOKING 
NOVEMBER 19. 1987 



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MONEY-FOR-COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

College is part of the American 
Dream But costs can turn it into a 
nightmare. The good news is private 
source scholarships, grants and loans. 

Your eligibility for private source 
awards has nothing to do with govern- 
ment financial aid. 

You are eligible for awards based on 
factors in your (or your parents') 
background. For example, if — 

— You plan a government service 
career, you are eligible for a $2,500 
award (4 years). (1/14). HS senior. 

— You are enrolled in an environ- 
mental health curriculum, you are eli- 
gible for a $850 award. Any US college. 

— You are a professional architect, 
you are eligible for a $12,000 award for 
research (5/1). 

ALL students are eligible for many 
awards from the many private sources. 
The problem is not. "Is there college 
money for me?" (There is literally BIL- 
LIONS available.) 

The problem is, "How can 1 know all 
I am eligible for?" There are so many 
sources. 

The Private Source Money-For-College 
Catalog removes the mystery. It lists 
awards open to HIGH SCHOOL. UN- 
DERGRADUATE, GRADUATE. POST- 
GRADUATE STUDENTS. PROFES- 
SIONALS and for OVERSEAS STUDY. 
To receive a copy of the most recent cat 
alog send $1 to: Financial Aid Finders. 
77 Gristmill Road. Randolph. NJ 07869 



R.A. Applications 
Available 

Beginning Friday, November 20. 1987. 
the Residence Life Office will be accept- 
ing applications for R.A. staff positions 
for the 1988-89 academic year. Applica- 
tions and reference forms may be obtained 
from the Residence Life Office on the 
second floor of the Student Center. All 
completed forms must be returned no 
later than Friday, December 11th. 1987. 

To apply, you must have lived on 
campus here at Delaware Valley College 
for at least one semester You must be in 
good academic standing and be able to 
communicate well, make quick decisions, 
and exhibit good judgment in difficult 
situations. It will give you the opportunity 
to become a vital part of our campus 
community. 

Appointments arc made for one se- 
mester, with renewals based on overall 
performance The remuneration is the 
cost of your room plus a minimum salary 
of $240.00 for your first year. Each appli- 
cant will be notified as to the scheduling 
of his/her interviews early next semester. 

You are strongly encouraged to apply! 
This is your chance to take an active role 
in improving campus life at D.V.C. Being 
a Resident Assistant fills a unique role as 
a leader and teacher. Employers are 
looking for people who have this type of 
experience in supervision and counseling 
in a working situation. You will receive 
training, assistance and the satisfaction of 
doing a good job. 

If you have any questions or would like 
any further information, please feel free 
to talk to a Resident Assistant, or stop up 
in the Residence Life Office and talk with 
Mrs. Somerville or Mr. Duchnowski. 



Placement Office 

Interviews for the Week 

of November 9th 

Tuesday, November 17th 

Beacon Milling Company 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. 

Wednesday, November 18th 

Pepsi-Cola Company 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. 

Sign up 
in the Placement Office 



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^ This Week on Campus 

^ SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14 

jL. FootbaH (A) vs. Wtdener 
11:30 p.m. 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15 

)VC Equestrian Team Home Show- 
it Stepping Stone Farm 

rHURSDAY. NOVEMBER 19 

Caesar's Pub: Okbes Night in the APR 
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 20 

Basketball {A) at the ABentown 
Tournament. 6:30 p.m 
Wrestling (A) vs. ViHanova. 7 00 p.m. 
Drama Production, 7:00 p.m. 

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The Cars in Gear 

for Spectrum Concert, 

Presented by Electric 

Factory Concerts 

Known as the pioneers of the 
American new wave era, The Cars will 
return to The Spectrum after a three- 
year absence on Tuesday, November 17 
at 8 p.m. 

Presented by Electric Factory Concerts, 
tickets at $16.50 and $14.50 are on sale 
at The Spectrum Box Office and all Ticke- 
tron locations, including Showcase stores 
in the Delaware Valley. Tickets can also 
be charged by phone by calling Teletron 
at 1-800-233-4050. 

The Cars began developing their unique 
sound 10 years ago and released their 
debut album entitled "The Cars" in 
1978. The innovative album immediately 
rocketed to the top of the charts, setting 
a platinum precedent for their follow-up 
releases, which include "Candy-O." 
"Panorama," "Shake It Up" and "Heart- 
beat City." By the late 1970's, the group 
had established itself as a blockbuster 
critical and commercial success. 

*After producing such megahit singles 
as "Good Times Roll." "Just What I 
Needed" and "Let's Go" from their earlier 
albums. The Cars tapped a whole new 
audience with the advent of Music Tele- 
vision. Their 1984 collaboration "Heart- 
beat City" yielded the hit single "You 
Might Think." whose fantasy-filled video 
counterpart garnered the MTV Best Video 
Award . 

Following three years of various solo 
projects. Cars members Ric Ocasek, Greg 
Hawkes, Benjamin Orr. Elliot Easton 
and David Robinson combine their crea- 
tive forces once again on their latest effort 
"Door To Door." The album is full of the 
sleek, electric sound that The Cars made 
famous, and features the upbeat single 
"You Are The Girl." 



Sharp New Tunes 
Set for Release 

When an established, recognized musi- 
cian sits in with an up and coming band, 
you know the band is going places. That 
is just what happened recently when 
Bobby Bandiera of the legendary South- 
side Johnny and the Jukes sat in on lead 
guitar with The Jim Sharp Band during 
their recording of an all new cassette re- 
lease featuring "Breathaway." "Tear 'Em 
Down," and "True Believer." Recorded 
at the Warehouse Studio in Philadelphia, 
these are all brand new Jim Sharp com- 
positions and are planned for general 
release in the next 60 days. 

Jim Sharp and his band have been 
touring the east coast and have just com- 
pleted a summer tour of Delaware Valley 
rock clubs like the Chestnut Cabaret, 
J.C. Dobbs, Private Eyes, The Barn and 
Stone Pony, and are now preparing for 
the ivy covered halls of the college circuit. 
Jim's performance is electrifying brilliance 
as he pours his heart out to working 
man's tunes like "Manyunk" (written by 
J. Sharp) and "On the Run." Jim's tunes 
are gut-level feelings set to music with all 
the danceability of a high school sock 
hop. The band's performance is intoxi- 
cating as they climb into the music and 
hypnotically and melodically seduce 
your ears. 

Jim Sharp is a rare combination remi- 
niscent of the style of Buddy Holly, the 
showmanship of Elvis Presley and the 
commitment to honest rock 'n' roll of 
Bruce Springsteen. Bom in West Virginia. 
Jim's self-styled music evokes all the joys, 
fears, sorrows, and honest feelings of just 
plain folks. It is music to which everyone 
can relate in his or her own way. It's pure 
and honest rock, from the street to the 
stage. 




The Haunted House by Samuel Hall 

HALLOWEEN WEEKEND: Behind the Screams 



"Where's the staple gun? . . . Who has 
the tape? . . . Will someone start carving 
pumpkins! . . . BRAD!! . . . Uh guys.. the 
coffin fits, you can let me out now. . . . 
Guys? . . . Makeup, makeup! . . Where 
are my keys?! . . . Bravo, where are the 
plans? 

Constructive chaos defined the weeks, 
days, hours, and last minute preparations 
put into Samuel Hall this past month for 
a Halloween Haunted House. The 
Haunted House was a tremendous suc- 
cess due to the donation of time and self 
by some super students here at Del Val . 
We would like to thank the guys in Samuel 
Hall for putting up with hammering, saw- 
ing, and the loss of the lounge for a few 
weeks. Thank you's also go out to Main- 
tenance and Housekeeping and every- 
one who helped out at the last minute to 
make it a big success. We would also like 
to thank Ram Pages and Mrs. Nelson for 
the cooperation and advertising. 

Some of the fine individuals who sacri- 
ficed their time, talents and studies to our 
cause were: Neil Bittner. Rob Hofstetter. 
Brendon Cawood. Frank Gunson. Alex 
McCrachen and John Maniaty (Construc- 




Cider Pressing 
A Success This Fall 

On behalf of the Horticulture Produc- 
tion Department, I" would like to thank 
the following students who made possible 
the pressing of over 2.200 gallons of apple 
cider in two days: Dave G. . Bob S. . Kathy 
R., Jeff K.. Greg D . Kirsten O . Chris B . 
Holly E., Ken. Carl. Greg C . and of 
course Mr. Bobby Deemer. 

Also a special thank you to Dr. Neil J. 
Vincent for his help and guidance. We 
are now well over our proposed goal of 
5.000 gallons for the fall of 1987. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home awoy from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$ 1 95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Areo's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4:30 - 6:30 PM 

Rt 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



tion). Melissa Bravo, Lisa Dietrich. Tricia 
Gimon (Torture Room). Holly Echloff. 
(Morgue). Sandy Solomine (Graveyard). 
Donna Miloszar (Makeup). Steve Hager. 
Kevin Dickmeyer. Jeff Kerr and Brad 
Bittner who helped wherever needed (as 
did everyone else) . We would also like to 
thank the actors: Nicole Savict, Brenda 
Pringle. Holly Echloff. Jennifer Freshcorn. 
Dave Hurtle. Amy Cupples. Russ 
Lapierre. Kevin Dickmeyer. Brian Hahn. 
Dwight Wallace. Jeff Kerr. Frank Gunson. 
Steve Hager, Nick Georgiane, Melissa 
Bravo, Frank Pershpalaj, Brad. Brent, 
and Neil Bittner. Michele Fenton. Tricia 
Gimon. Anthony Colazzo. Hardy Reub. 
Deanna Smith, Lisa Dietrich. Brad Sen- 
nette, Rob Hofstetter. Beth Shandor. 
Brendon Cawood. Todd Anderson, Sean 
Schwate. Bob Marley. and John Allen 
for a job well done. 

We had a good time and hope all who 
attended has one as well We sure scared 
the pants off some of you! 

We also hope to do this next year and 
get more of our student body and faculty 
involved. See you next year! 



PERSONALS 

— To Jerry. Have you guessed which 
one of us it is? 

— You've got to understand — 
everybody!! 

— HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY CONNIE 1 
11-14-87 

— Brenda, Have you killed any cats 
lately? Love. Freddy 

— John. Where the h are you? 

The Editor 

— Diana. Shrugging us off last week 
was not a very righteous act. but we 
will forgive you if if never happens 
again. 

— To Whom it may concern. Thank 
you for the cream job on our cars they 
were dirty anyway. PS. KB. we know 
if couldn't be you — everything was 
spelled correctly 

— Lorraine. Wish you would stop by 
more often at the club to release your 
anxieties. 

— Jaded Affluent F.G.C.C. Youth 
Rule 

— Kirsten K . Next time you flash that 
crest I'm going to use my big boot to 
stamp a new crest on you 

— Margaret and Kirsten. Our secret is 
still safe. Tim 



Library Notice 

DON'T FORGET . . . 

If you want to borrow materials 

from the Library, yea MUST 

present a valid DVC ID card. 



Haunted House 
Commended 

During the parents' day weekend. 
Samuel Hall Dormitory sponsored a 
"Haunted House" in their lounge. I had 
the pleasure to attend this function. I 
found this program to be extremely 
beneficial to all involved, whether it was 
through participation, or as a "paying 
visitor." 

This was a fine example of positive hall 
programming. Everyone was a winner: 
from the residents who benefited from 
the profits, to the actors who enjoyed the 
fun and party, and to residents and 
parents who enjoyed a well thought out 
and staged activity. 

It is activities of this caliber that will 
hopefully inspire other residents and staff 
members to create more bonified pro 
grams within our residence halls. If this 
was the case, then new and more posi- 
tive residence hall environments could 
be created. 

Once again, hail to a job well done! 






Sincerely. 

Ed Duchnowski. 
Associate Director 
of Residence Life 




A Samuel Hall Resident 

Thank You Note 

I would like to express my sincere grati- 
tude to the Security Department for their 
expediency in sending someone (Joe 
Porchetta '90) to my rescue on the after 
noon of November 3rd Yes. folks, 
remember to turn off those lights after 
the early a.m. fog or you too will be faced 
with a dead battery! 

Maggie Ellis 

CLASSIFIED 

Lost and Found 

• Backpack with tennis shoes and flash- 
light. 

• Sociology book 

• Notebook, single subject 

• Earring 

• Watch 

• Necklace 

• 4 sets of keys 

These articles may be picked up in the 
Dean of Students Office. 



Keep on Cutting 
Hair Salon 

DISCOUNT OF $2 00 
WITH DVC STUDENT ID. 

Located next to the College 

(Brick Building) 

CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT 

348-2225 




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DVC SCOREBOARD 

By John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (3-5-1) 

• DVC 15, Lebanon Valley 

SOCCER 

• Washington 2. DVC 1 in OT 

COLLEGE SOCCER: 

Atlantic 10 Playoffs, Saturday, Nov. 7 

Rutgers 3 Temple 1 

Penn State 1 George Washington 

OTHER: 

Bucknell 3 Drexel 1 

Hartwick 3 Princeton 1 OT 

Rider 3 St. Joseph's 1 OT 

Textile 3 Cleveland St. 3 OT 

FIELD HOCKEY: ECC Semifinals 

Delaware 1 Lehigh 

Lafayette 3 Hofstra 1 

CHAMPIONSHIP: 

Lafayette 2 Delaware 1 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: 

East Carolina 31 Temple 26 

Penn 23 Lafayette 14 

Villanova 44 Massachusetts 27 

Dartmouth 12 Columbia 10 
'Note: 39th loss in a row for Columbia 

Penn St. 21 Maryland 16 
*Note: 23rd straight win for PSU over 
Terrapins. 

WestChester 44 Millersville 8 

Nebraska 42 Iowa St. 3 
'Note: Keith Jones rushed for 240 
yards 2 TD's for Huskers. 

Florida St. 34 Auburn 6 

Pittsburgh 17 Rutgers 
'Note: "Ironhead" Craig Heyward. 175 
yards 

Syracuse 34 Navy 10 
Notre Dame 32 Boston College 25 

Georgia 23 Florida 10 

Oklahoma 29 Oklahoma St. 10 
'Note: Jamelle Holieway and Lydell 
Carr out for the season. 

Miami, Fla. 54 Miami. Ohio 3 

UCLA 52 Oregon St 17 

Tennessee 41 Louisville 10 

Alabama A&M 63 Clark U. 

Catawba 73 Guilford 14 

Central Wash. 63 E Oregon 26 

Coast Guard 50 Siena 

Millikin 53 North Park 

Lakeland 70 Principia 18 

Samford 72 Maryville 10 

Westmar 66 Dakota St. 



PRO FOOTBALL, 


WEEK #8 




Eagles 


31 


Washington 


27 


Cleveland 


38 


Atlanta 


3 


Chicago 


26 


Green Bay 


24 


Buffalo 


21 


Denver 


14 


Minnesota 


31 


LA Raiders 


20 


Pittsburgh 


17 


Kansas City 


16 


San Diego 


16 


Indianapolis 


13 


St. Louis 


31 


Tampa Bay 


28 


Detroit 


27 


Dallas 


17 


San Francisco 


27 


Houston 


20 


New Orleans 


31 


LA. Rams 


14 


Miami 


20 


Cincinnati 


14 


NY. Giants 


17 


New England 


10 


NY. Jets 


30 


Seattle 


14 



PRO FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY 

NY. Giants at Eagles 
Buffalo at Cleveland 
Dallas at New England 
Detroit at Washington 
Houston at Pittsburgh 
LA. Rams at St. Louis 
Indianapolis at Miami 
Tampa Bay at Minnesota 
NY. Jets at Kansas City 
Cincinnati at Atlanta 
Green Bay at Seattle 
New Orleans at San Francisco 
L.A. Raiders at San Diego 

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: 

Chicago at Denver 

SPORTS IN BRIEF: 

• Charles Barkley's back injury only 
minor 

• Phils reach agreement with Schmidt 

• Flyers start slow, currently at 4-9-3 
with 3 games this week. 

• Cleveland's Cavaliers guard Ron 
Harper will be out 3 to 4 weeks with 
a broken foot bone. 

• Kermitt Washington, notorious for 
busting up Rudy Tomjanovich in 
1977. returns to NBA with Golden 
State at age 36. 

• In the WWF. Honky Tonk Man def. 
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: 
Demolition def. Billy Jack Haynes 
and Ken Patera: The Bolsheviks def. 
The Young Stallions. Greg "The 
Hammer" Valentine def. Ivan Putsky 
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake def 
Virgil: Hercules Hernandez def. The 
Jyd: Bam Bam Bigelow def. Killer 
Khan. 

Trapping Lecture 

The Agronomy Club and the Horticul- 
ture Society invites everyone to a lecture 
on TRAPPING. Wednesday. November 
18 in the coffeehouse at 7:30 p.m. Any 
question you may ever had about this 
topic will be answered. The lecture will 
be given by one of our own faculty mem- 
bers and a student, whom combined, 
have over 45 years of experience, here 
in Pennsylvania and Africa. There will be 
displays, hints on successful techniques, 
and even some of their secrets revealed 
to make you a better trapper. So come 
out on November 18, and learn a little 
something about this controversial sport, 
and bring a friend. Refreshments following. 



AGGIES COAST BY LVC; 

RING UP 510 TOTAL YARDS; 

HOWER RETURNS 



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MONDAY & WEDNESDAY 

6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. 

In the APR 

Bring a guy! 
Bring a girl! 

Come and have fun working 
off those calories! 

We'll have loads of fun! 
Classes begin November 19. 



by John Litzke 

DOYLESTOWN: Dominating almost 
every statistical category, Delaware Valley, 
paced by three John Ford field goals of 
49. 23. and 26 yards and a Darell 
Garner one-yard plunge, thwarted the 
return of ex-Del Val and current Leb Val 
quarterback Andy Hower, and defeated 
the Flying Dutchmen 15-0 improving 
their record to (3-4-1. 3-5-1). 

DVC accumulated 510 total yards on 
offense for the day. 386 of those coming 
on the ground. Freshman. CB West 
grad. Darell Garner led the team with 95 
yards rushing on 20 carries while Bill 
Clemens rushed for 61 yards and Dave 
Mraz added 59. 

DVC QB Kevin Czapor had a fine day. 
rushing for 86 yards (long of 56) and 
passing for 57 (long of 46 to Todd 
Nichols) for a total of 143 yards. Backup 
QB Clay Butterworth, the designated 
passer, completed four of nine for 67 
yards. 

But the day belonged to kicker John 
Ford who broke out of his FG slump with 
three field goals and his 49-yarder falling 
just five yards of setting a new Del Val 
record. (Record of 53 yards set by Mike 
Shive back in 1962.) For his outstanding 
performance. Ford was named special 
teams player of the week. "It felt great." 
said Ford of his field goals. "There's been 
a lot of pressure on this season because 



every situation for me has been when the 
game was on the line, it feels real good to 
come through and help us win." 

The defense was on its toes registering 
their first shutout of the season with the 
secondary picking off three LV passes 
(two from Hower); one each for Bob 
Koperna, Mike Lewandowski. and Dan 
Weissenburg. 

Old pal Andy Hower finished the day 
four of 16 with two interceptions for 39 
yards. And with his 1 1 yards rushing. 50 
yards for the day. 

The DVC careers of TE Chris Snyder, 
All-time Aggie rusher Jim Wilson. DB 
Rich Simononis. LB Greg Currie. NG 
Pat McNulty. LB Vince Bedesem, and 
QB Clay Butterworth come to a close 
Saturday as Del Val hits the road for the 
final game, vs. Wide; er. in Chester. Pa. 
starting time. 1:30 p m. 

Score by Quarters 12 3 4 Final 

LVC 

DVC 6 3 6 15 

DVC: 2Q. 4:05. John Ford. 49-yard field 
goal: 3-0 

DVC: 2Q. 0:03. John Ford. 23-yard field 
goal: 6-0 

DVC: 3Q. 7:35. John Ford. 26-yard field 
goal: 9-0 

DVC: 4Q. 13:23. Darell Garner. 1 run. 
kick failed: 15-0 



MAC ROUND UP 



Juniata 57, Wilkes 22: 

Safety Mark Dorner intercepted two 
passes and returned a punt 53 yards for 
a touchdown to lead Juniata over visiting 
Wilkes in a Middle Atlantic Conference 
game Wilkes was ranked 10th in Division 
III entering the game. Its record dropped 
to 7-2. 6-2: Juniata improved to 6-3, 5-3. 
Dorner intercepted his 13th and 14th 
passes of the season to set a Division 111 
record. Juniata QB Cubby Davis com 
pleted 17 of 35 passes for 298 yards and 
three touchdowns, as the Indians rolled 
up 407 yards of total offense. 

Lycoming 7, Susquehanna 6: 

Ron Rosati ran two yards for a touch- 
down and Mike Rantuccio blocked an 
extra point that would have tied the 
game as visiting Lycoming defeated Sus- 
quehanna in a Middle Atlantic Conference 
contest. Rosati's run and the extra point 
by Eric Welshans gave Lycoming. 5-2-1 
overall and in the conference, a 7-0 lead 
in the second quarter. Susquehanna 
closed to 7-6 on a four-yard run by Dave 
Battisti with three seconds to play, but 
Rantuccio charged through the line to 
block the extra-point try to John Hall to 
preserve the victory for Lycoming. Sus- 
quehanna ranked 17th in Division III. fell 
to 7-2. 6-2 

Widener 47, Upsala 7: 

Freshman halfback Alan Robinson 
rushed for 101 yards and two touchdowns 
as visiting Widener routed Upsala in a 



MAC game. It was the sixth consecutive 
loss for Upsala. IS. 1-7. The Pioneers 
are 7-2. 6-2. Widener rolled up 365 
yards rushing, including 78 by Mike Mar- 
rone, who scored on an 18-yard run 

Dickinson 21. Gettysburg 16: 

Sean Maloney connected on touch- 
down passes of 42 and nine yards to 
lead Dickinson over host Gettysburg in a 
Centennial Conference game. The Red 
Devils (6-3. 4-2) guaranteed their first 
winning season since 1978. The Bullets 
fell to 7-2. 4-2. The Red Devils' Mike 
Birosak. who scored on an eight-yard 
run. collected 163 yards on 20 carries, 
becoming the school's first 1.000 yard 
career rusher. 

Moravian 25, Albright 22: 

Bob Light ran for two touchdowns and 
threw for another score as Moravian over- 
came six turnovers to win in Bethlehem. 
Pa. 



MIDDLE 


Conf. All Games 


ATLANTIC 


W L T W L T 


Susquehanna 


6 2 7 2 


Wilkes 


6 2 7 2 


Widener 


6 2 7 2 


Moravian 


6 3 6 3 


Lycoming 


5 2 15 2 1 


Juniata 


5 3 6 3 



Delaware Valley 3 4 1 3 5 1 

Albright 17 2 7 

Upsala 17 18 

Lebanon Valley 18 2 8 



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MEN'S BASKETBALL PREVIEW 

"This is the year" 



by John Litzke 

The exhibition season started on Tues- 
day against Montgomery County Com- 
munity College. This season is one to 
watch, even if you're not a basketball 
fan. You'll very possibly be converted. 

An aura of quiet, confident, optimis- 
tic, explosiveness surrounds the 1987-88 
Delaware Valley College Men's Basketball 
Program. Let's not take a flying leap off 
the Mandell Water Tower and predict a 
MAC champion, but a goal of a 20-5 
record is on their minds. "This is the 
year," said third year guard Joe Butts, a 
co-captain of this year's team along with 
senior center John Boone and junior for- 
ward Dwight Weldon. 

This is a veteran ballclub now, deep in 
almost every position. Up and down the 
bench are freshmen prospects, barely wet 
behind the ears, and seasoned veterans, 
who are aware of the hanging and bang 
ing and the intense competition the MAC 
has to bring. 

The fleet-of-foot reside in the DVC 
backcourt and on the wings while the 
gravity-defying leapers and the Barkley- 
esque board bangers take up shop on 
the baseline and in the paint. "We'll be 
fast-breaking a lot more." said Butts. The 
fast-break and team speed along with the 
three-point shot are amongst the wea 
ponry of the 1987-88 Aggies. "Our 
defense will be a lot tighter." added junior 
forward Joe Cherry. 

Third year coach Bill Werkiser fields a 
varsity team made up of seven returning 
lettermen and five promising newcomers. 
Among the newcomers is Marty Hoffner. 
who spent one year in an Aggie uniform 
under former head coach Les Lombardi. 
Brian Manley. who has been promoted 
from JV, and three promising freshmen: 
Jerry Skoda, who could see himself in a 
position to start. Charles DeShield. who 
has tremendous potential, a forward 
Charles Gale, who adds depth to the 
DVC bench. Their talents will be com- 
bined to try to better the 15-10. 10-6 
record of 1986-87. 

With MAC powerhouses like Scranton. 
Susquehanna. Wilkes, and Kings losing 
a wealth of seniors to graduation, the 
outlook for DVC is most positive. Let's 
meet the 1987-88 Delaware Valley 
Aggies: 

JOHN BOONE: 6-6 2051b. SR C 

Out of Olney H.S. in Philadelphia. 
Boone, one of three seniors, touted stats 
in '86'87 averaging 10.8 points (2nd on 
the team) and 7.8 rebounds (1st on the 
team) per game. Boone will be the key 
to getting the fast-break started and will 
bang the boards with an intensity and ag- 
gressiveness DVC has never seen. This is 
John Boone's vear. 




The play of senior center, John Boone (42) will be\a key to DVC's success. 



DWIGHT WELDON 6-1 185 lb. JR G 

Out of Wissahickon H.S. Dwight is a 
scoring force leading the team last season 
with an average of 17.1 and was second 
in rebounding with a 6 1 average. Dwight 
hopes to continue his high output in 
scoring and rebounding and will be a key 
on the DVC fast-break. 

JOE BUTTS 6-0 1651b. JR G 

Out of Philadelphia's Overbrook H.S. 
Joe led the team in assists in '86'87 with 
95 assists averaging 9.2 points and had 
32 steals. Joe will start at point guard 
and will quarterback this team toward its 
reachable goal. His speed, ball-handling, 
lane penetrating, and assisting are among 
his strengths. Joe will also be a three-point 
threat, hitting 21 three-pointers in '86-'87. 

MIKE SUTRYNOWICZ 

6-3 1751b. SO F 

Out of Cheltenham H.S. and Glenside, 
Pa. Mike averaged 8.9 points per game 
last season while appearing in 1 1 games. 
Mike will be vying for a starting position 
and brings to the team a good scoring 
touch. Will be a three-point threat. 

JOE CHERRY 6-2 1701b. JR F 

Out of Cheltenham H.S. and Wyncote, 
Pa. Joe averaged 7.4 points in 24 games 
for DVC in '86-'87. Joe's strengths in- 
clude his overall and three-point scoring. 
Joe had 14 three-point goals last season. 

MARKSPOTTS 6-4 1951b. SR F 

Out of Schuylkill Haven H.S. and 
Schuylkill Haven. Pa. Mark averaged 
1 .5 points in only eight games last season . 
Mark is looking to get more time this 
season coming off Werkiser's bench. 
Mark's strengths include his strong de- 
fense and aggressive board work. Being 
a senior on the squad, this is Sport's year 
to shine. 

GENE BLOEMKER 6-5 255 lb. SO C 

Out of St. John Neumann H.S and 
the fighting city of Philadelphia. Gene 
averaged 2.1 points and 2.1 rebounds 
last season for DVC . Bloemker will most 



assuredly see more time this season 
coming off the bench. He is virtually un- 
stoppable when he has the ball in the low 
post and should add rebounding strength. 

MARTY HOFFNER 5-11 160 Ib.SRG 

Out of Bishop Kenrick H.S. and Blue 
Bell, Pa. Marty returns to the Del Val 
team after a two-year absence. He will be 
acting as the number two point guard, 
behind Butts. Marty brings good ballhan- 
dling. good court savvy, and scoring 
ability to the team. This is Marty's year to 
shine as well. 

BRIAN MANLEY 5-9 1501b. SO G 

Out of Cumberland H.S. and Carlisle, 
Pa. Brian spent last year on the junior 
varsity and did a fine job. He will be in a 
reserve role on this year's team. 

CHARLES DESHIELD 

6-5 1801b. FR C-F 

Out of Bristol H.S. and Bristol. Pa. 
Charles is a great leaper who shoots and 
runs the court well. 

JERRY SKODA 6-6 2101b. FR C 

Out of Tri- Valley H.S. and Wood- 
bourne. N.Y. Jerry is an impressive re- 
bounder and a strong post player. 

CHARLES GALE 6-4 1751b. FR F 

Out of Bristol H.S. and Bristol. Pa. 

Following the MCCC scrimmage 
Tuesday. Coach Werkiser had these 
comments. "Our first ten played real 
well, I was impressed with the play of 
Hoffner, Bloemker. and Skoda." "I was 
a bit disappointed with the play of De- 
Shield and Sutrynowicz. I know they can 
do better." The entire starting lineup isn't 
set yet according to Werkiser. but you 
can bet the three captains will be figured 
into it. 

Following the scrimmage with 
Widener tonight, at Widener. DVC will 
open the "87'88 season with the Allen- 
town Tournament the weekend of 
November 20 with the first home game 
being November 24 vs. Eastern. 



Delaware Valley College 
Men's Basketball 
1987-88 Schedule 



NOVEMBER 

Fri. 20 Allentown Tournament 

Sat 21 Allentown Tournament 

Tue 24 Eastern College 

Mon 30 Kings College ' 

DECEMBER 

Wed 2 FDU Madison* 
Sat 5 Drew University' 
Tue. 8 Elizabethtown College' 

JANUARY 

Thu 7 Albright College' 

Sat 9 Wilkes College' 

Mon 11 Ursinus College 

Thu. 14 Cabrini College 

Sat 16 Allentown College 

Mon 18 Muhlenberg College 

Fri. 22 Susquehanna Univ. * 

Sat 23 Juniata College' 

Mon 25 Moravian College 

Wed 27 Scranton University* 

Sat 30 Wilkes College' 

FEBRUARY 

Mon 1 Spring Garden College 

Wed 3 Scranton University* 

Sat. 6 Messiah CoHege' 

Wed 10 FDU Madison* 

Sat 13 Kings Ccrfle-ie* 

Wed 17 Lycoming f ollege * 

Sat 20 Drew University' 

Fri. 26 MAC Championships 

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198687 RESULTS 

Overall Record: 15-10. Middle Atlantic 
Conference Northeast Division Record: 
10-6 



Cabrini 

DVC 

Eastern 

DVC 

DVC 



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113 
71 
68 
63 



FDU Madison 81 



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DVC 

Albright 

DVC 

Catholic 

DVC 

DVC 



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69 
61 
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DVC 

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Kings 

DVC 

Drew 



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DVC 67 



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DVC 

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Wilkes 

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DVC 

DVC 

Kings 

DVC 

DVC 



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81 
77 
77 
85 
62 
92 
78 
99 
90 
72 



DVC 63 * 

Allentown 50 

Muhlenberg 69 

DVC 53 * 

Juniata 71 

Moravian 66 

DVC 73 

DVC 75 ' 

DVC 82 

Scranton 61 

Messiah 80 
FDU Madison 62 ' 

DVC 83 ' 

Lycoming 88 

Drew 70 ' 



Western Equestrian 
Team News 

by Joanne Staats 

The Western Equestrian Team is 
pleased to announce the winners of their 
Halloween Candy Raffle. They are: 
1st — Joanne Keiser 
2nd - Bob Beatty 
3rd — Maria Polym 
Congratulations to the winners and a 
big thank you to everyone who purchased 
a ticket and supported the team. Profits 
will be used to defray the costs of our first 
show November 22nd at Penn State. 



DVC Equestrian Team 
Show is Sunday 

by Kerry Slack 

Be sure to keep Sunday, November 15 
open to attend DVC's Equestrian Team 
Home Show. DVC's Home Show is held 
at Stepping Stone Farm on Dark Hollow 
Road in Wycombe. 

Margaret Black is the coach of our 
equestrian team and many hours have 
been put into training DVC's team mem- 
bers. So far this year our team has been 
very successful. Sunday will be an excel- 
lent opportunity for our college to show 
its support for our equestrian team by at- 
tending the show and cheering them onto 
victory. 



Friends, Family, Teachers 



Come out and watch the equestrian 
team ride! This is OUR show, so come 
and cheer us on! 



The show is November 15th and being 
held at Stepping Stone Farm. Directions 
are as follows. 




69ERS ARE IFL CHAMPIONS! 



The Samuel 2nd 69ers took their first 
Intramural Football League Championship 
on Thursday afternoon October 29, 1987 
by a score of 14-7 over the EMO squad. 

The 69ers earned the right to play in 
the championship with a 26-6 victory 
against the Pighickers. It was a well 
played contest with lots of action and 
great plays — like the gazelle touchdown 
run by Bryon Wilson after an interception 
or the long bomb from Wilson to Bittner. 
The 69er "D" had some stingy play as 
well — forcing many Pighicker mistakes. 

Todd Hess opened up the scoring with 
a reception from Wilson. Bart Campbell 
scored the PAT. Neil Bittner scored the 
second touchdown on a pass from Wilson. 
"Skins" set up his TD on the long bomb. 



The PAT failed. Wilson came back in the 
second half and scored on a scramble to 
go up 19-0. Chuck Carter scored the 
PAT for a 20-0 lead. The Pighickers 
scored later in the half to pull within 14 
but Wilson put the icing on the cake with 
an interception and return down the 
sideline for the TD and a 26-6 victory. 
This win enabled the 69ers to face the 
EMO squad for the championship. 

Though the score was close, the 
championship game against the EMO 
squad was dominated by the 69ers, as 
they pushed inside the EMO 20 countless 
times while scoring twice. The mighty 
69er "D" yielded only one touchdown 
and was led by Charles Carter (2) and 
Bryon Wilson (1) with interceptions. The 



front line of Brad Bittner, Chris "Psycho" 
Kurillo, and Mark Ambrose put the heat 
on the quarterback all afternoon. 

The first 69er score came on a fade 
pass from Bryon Wilson to Bart Camp- 
bell for a 6-0 lead. Neil Bittner caught th 
pass from Wilson for the PAT. Though 
the 69ers threatened again, they couldn't 
score and the half ended with the 69ers 
up 7-0. 

In the second half Wilson hooked up 
with Todd Hess for the second touch- 
down and a 13-0 lead. Bart Campbell 
caught the Wilson pass for the PAT and 
a 14-0 lead. The EMO squad marched 
back later in the half to score on a pass 
from Kennedy to Mike Zendt to cut the 
lead to 14-7 after the PAT. 



That was all the scoring the EMO grid- 
ders could muster and the game ended 
14-7 and capped off a perfect 8-0 season 
for the 69ers. A special thanks to Don 
Feldstein who helped "wrap" up a victory 
in his own special way. 

It was a well played ball game by both 
squads and each should be commended 
for a fine season. Members of the 1987 
IFL Champion 69ers are: Mark Ambrose, 
Brad Bittner, Neil Bittner, Bart Camp- 
bell, Charles Carter, Ron Burger, Todd 
Hess. Rob Hofstetter, Chris Kurilla, John 
Maniaty, and Bryon Wilson. Salutation: 
See you next year. "Coach" Bittner. 



WHY NOT ACHIEVE? 

by Kerry Slack 

With only five weeks of classes remain- 
ing in this semester and the receipt of your 
mid-terms grades, strategies must be 
developing in your mind as to how you 
can get your grade up to an acceptable 
level. Fortunately, being a student at 
DVC. there are plenty of options. 

The first week of any semester, each 
teacher expresses an invitation to come 
to their office to review problem areas. 
The teachers will supply you with their 
office hours, office location and their ex- 
tension . One teacher is retired , yet he still 
maintains that "open door" policy. 

Dr. Elson is a retired chemistry teacher. 
He graduated from Rutgers University 
with a PhD. in Chemistry. He started his 
teaching career at DVC in 1946. Although 
he does not operate on a full time sched- 
ule, he is scheduled to assist anyone in 
chemistry during the fourth period. Or, if 
the fourth period is inconvenient, he will 
schedule an appointment and assist in all 
aspects of chemistry. 

DVC also offers free help in the Student 
Counseling Center and the Math and 
English Skills Center. To hire outside 
tutors could cost $10-20 per hour. DVC 
supplies these services at no cost. 

Although these services are easily 
available, it still requires an effort from 
the student. These services will help to 
overcome any obstacle and help to 
achieve any goal. 




Honors Program 
Sponsors Book Dinner 

The Delaware Valley College Honors 
Program sponsored a "Book Dinner" on 
October 7th in the Faculty Dining Room, 
where the participants discussed The 
Double Helix by James Watsone. 

Edwin Lawrence coordinated the Book 
Dinner with Barbara Muse and Dr. 
Joseph Stenson , moderator of the Book 
Program. 

In the photograph, four of the 15 
students in the program surround Mr 
Lawrence: from left, Knsty Morley, Kelli 
Carpenter, Christine McColgen and Erin 
McGowan, all members of the Class of 
1991. 



Flapjacks Take 

Intramural Volleyball 

Championship 

Congratulations go out to all the DVC 
I.M. Volleyballers who participated this 
fall. Lots of fun was had. The Flapjacks 
dedicate the championship to Doug Her- 
ring in memory of his grandparents who 
were tragically taken away in an auto ac- 
cident last week. 
Men's Winner: Co-Ed Winner: 
Flapjacks Hell Raisers 

Chris Fournier Tracy Snyder 

Chris Mucci Sean Miller 

Fred Wick Hardy Rueb 

Jim Zimmerman Rachel Knight 

Ed Ashton Jim Bodai 

Larry Queripel Beth Karr 

Steve Duckworth Michele Stickler 
David Bachinsky Dee Pisavro 

Doug Herring Kim Timler 

Coach: Julie Dieter 
Women's Team Winner: K.K.P.W. 
Tammy Petraskie Laura Etzweiler 

Lisa Vernalis Stacy Yoder 

Etta Smith Michelle Shirk 

Lisa Long Rhonda Hill 

Sharon Chapman Laura Rotz 

Meg Kirsten Monique Pazzalia 

Randi Kunkel 



LISTS! 

Foreign-Born Players in the NFL' 

1. Germany 13 players 

2. England 5 players 

3. Mexico 4 players 
Tie Canada 4 players 

4. Samoa 3 players 

5. France 2 players 
Tie Japan 2 players 
Tie Jamaica 2 players 
*17 countries and U.S. territories have 
one player each. 

SOURCE: Football Register and SFS 
Research 

SRO 

Only Colleges with More Students 
Than Football Stadium Capacity 

1. Ball State: 17,513 students. 
16.319 seats 

2. E. Michigan: 23,025 students. 
19.800 seats 

3. Cal. St. Fullerton: 23.500 students. 
12.000 seats 

4. Long Beach State: 32,00 students. 
12,000 seats 

5. Toledo: 20.986 students. 
18.500 seats 

* Division I- A schools 

SOURCE: Sports Features Syndicate 

Research 

Home Countries of NHL Draftees* 

1. Canada 113 players 

2. United States 101 players 

3. Sweden 15 players 

4. Czechoslovakia 11 players 

5. Finland 6 players 



1987 MAC Cross Country 

by Melissa Bravo 

Saturday. November 7th, Del Val's 
Cross Country Team traveled to Belmont 
Plateau m Philadelphia, Pa. for the MAC 
Cross Country Championship Meet. 1 13 
women and 149 men representing over 
21 different colleges competed for the 
championship titles. DVC's men's team 
placed 1 1th in a field of 21, placing over 
Albright, Widener, Drew, and Wilkes 
against whom they competed during the 
season. Haverford. Swarthmore, Sus- 
quehanna, and Moravian placed 1st, 6th. 
7th. and 9th respectively. 
Individual Standings: 

• Rob Benner, DVC's top runner placed 
25th with a time of 28:28. 

• Tony Donofrio. 42nd. 29:11 

• Gary Kampmeyer, 63rd, 29:54 

• Greg Christiansen. 86th. 30:41 

• Art Ruediger. 99th. 31:17 

• Brendon Cay wood. 146th, 36:40 
The women's team had a rough day 

placing 16th out of 16 teams, but still ran 
exceptionally well, improving their overall 
time on the course compared to their 
times for the first race of the year held at 
Belmont Plateau, September 5th. Cas- 
sandra Chrismer. DVC's top female run- 
ner, took a bad spill early in the race but 
continued running, placing 59th with a 
time of 20:09. Despite injuries sustained 
during the season Deanna Smith. Dawn 
Reckner. Kim Finer, Kathy Lunova, and 
Chris Druck completed the course with 
times of 21:40, 22:32. 23:08. 26:45. 
and 28:29 respectively. 

Congratulations to both teams on the 
'87 successes. Running their final races 
in DVC colors are graduating seniors. 
Rob Benner. Kim Finer. Tony Donofrio. 
Kathy Lunova, Gary Kampmeyer, and 
Gary Christiansen. 



Championship Results 

Women's Race 
Team Scores and Standings 



School 


Total 


1 . Messiah 


61 


2 Gettysberg 


66 


3. Franklin & Marshall 


103 


4 Johns Hopkins 


141 


5. Swarthmore 


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8. Haverford 


208 


9. Lebanon Vallev 


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10. Albright 


214 


11. Elizabethtown 


218 


12. Ursinus 


272 


13 Scranton 


324 


14. .Juniata 


362 


15. Widener 


412 


16 Delaware Valley 


441 


Men's Race 




School 


Total 


1 . Haverford 


37 


2. Ursinus 


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3. Franklin & Marshall 


125 


4. Scranton 


127 


5. Gettysburg 


136 


6. Swarthmore 


136 


7. Susquehanna 


166 


H. John Hopkins 


234 


() Moravian 


254 


10. Messiah 


28b 


1 1 . Delaware Vallev 


313 


12 Albright 


340 


13 Elizabethtown 


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14. Widener 


362 


15. Lycoming 


46b 


16 Dickinson 


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17 Lebanon Vallev 


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IS Drew 


517 


1*). Juniata 


521 


20 Muhlenberg 


523 


21. Wilkes 


582 



6. Norway 


2 players 


Tie USSR 


2 players 


8. Denmark 


1 player 


Tie West Germany 


1 player 


*1987 




SOURCE: NHL 





Current Consecutive 
Starts by Position* 

QB Dan Marino. Dolphins, 48 games 
QB Phil Simms. Giants. 48 games 
RB Walter Payton. Bears. 168 games 
WR Steve Largent, Seahawks. 50 games 
TE Todd Christensen. Raiders. 

73 games 
OL Ray Donaldson, Colts. 89 games 
DL Fred Smerlas. Bills. 108 games 
LB Rod Martin. Raiders. 99 games 
DB Raymond Clayborn. Patriots, 

137 games 
DB Charles Romes. Chiefs. 137 games 
'Through 1986 
SOURCE: NFL 



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Red Cross 



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STAFF 

Editorsin- Chief Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Reporters Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert.. Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 





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NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday. November 20. 1987 




Search for 1 989 

Miss Pennsylvania USA 

Now Underway 

Applications are now being accepted 
from all over the Keystone State for the 
annual Miss Pennsylvania USA Pageant 
to be staged this year for the fourth time 
in Monroeville. Pa., in the Grand Ball- 
room of the High Rise Howard Johnson's 
Hotel on March 4. 5 and 6. 1988. The 
Miss Pennsylvania USA Pageant is an of- 
ficial Miss USA/Miss Universe Contest. 



There is "NO PERFORMING TAL- 
ENT" requirement, all judging is on the 
basis of poise, personality and beauty of 
face and figure. Entrants who qualify 
must be at least 17 years of age and 
under 25 years of age by February 1, 
1989, never married, and at least a six 
months resident of Pennsylvania, thus 
college dorm students are eligible. All 
girls interested in competing for this pres- 
tigious title must write to: MISS PENN- 
SYLVANIA USA PAGEANT, TRI 
STATE HEADQUARTERS. DEPT. S. 
347 LOCUST AVE.. WASHINGTON. 
PA 15301-3399 BY DECEMBER 23. 
Letters must include a recent snap- 
shot, a brief biography and phone 
number. 

Pursuant to the rights granted by Miss 
Universe, Inc., the girl chosen as Miss 
Pennsylvania USA will receive a 14-day 
expense paid trip to the site of the Miss 
USA Pageant nationally televised on 
CBS-TV early in 1989. competing for 
over $250,000 in cash and prizes. The 
new state winner will receive over $2,000 
in cash among her many prizes. 

The new winner will be crowned by 
the current Miss Pennsylvania USA. 
Susan Gray of Lansdale. who will be 
present for the entire event at the High 
Rise Howard Johnsons Hotel. 




INTERNATIONAL 
INTERNSHIP PROGRAMS 

In a unique approach to international 
studies, International Internship Pro 
grams (IIP) announces its "Business and 
Society in Japan" seminar for university 
students and graduates. A five-week 
winter session will be offered from 
January 16 to February 19, 1988. A 
summer session is also offered next 
June. 

The training seminar will take place in 
Tokyo, Japan. This overseas project fea- 
tures homestay plus most meals, orienta 
tion, "survival" Japanese language in- 
struction. Japanese business seminars, 
medical and accidental insurance, op- 
tional employment search assistance and 
ongoing administrative support. 

To enhance business seminars and 
lectures, participants will make on-site 
business visits to observe Japanese busi 
ness and management techniques This 
learning experience also allows students 
to visit historical and cultural sites of 
Japan and attend a diversity of cultural 
events. 

To participate in this winter's business 
seminar, students are encouraged to 
register by December 4, 1987. For fur 
ther details on how to apply and other 
IIP Study Abroad Projects, contact Inter- 
national Internship Programs. 406 Col- 
man Building. 811 1st Avenue, Seattle, 
WA 98104. Or call 206/ 623-5539. 

STAFF 

Editors-inChief .... Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Reporters Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 




DELAWARE VALLEY 

COLLEGE PLAYERS 

present 

The Queen of 
Ice Cream Mountain 

(one act play) 

The Planet of the 
Perfectly Awful People 

(one act play) 

NOVEMBER 20 • 7 PM 

NOVEMBER 21 • 2 PM and 7 PM 

NOVEMBER 22 • 2 PM 

PERFORMED IN STUDENT CENTER 
AT DELAWARE VALLEY COLLEGE 

$2.00 per child or adult 
Tickets sold only at the door 

FOR INFORMATION CALL 
345-1500. EXT. 2316 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Vol's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
S1.95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM ■ 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



World Food Week 

DVC celebrated World Food Week 
October 12th- 16th with Agribusiness 
students assembling a display of the 20 
leading world food crops and a list of the 
major producing nations of those crops. 
Included in the display were various con- 
sumer products made from these crops 
The display was initially presented at the 
Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia 
on October 15th. Another showing was 
held the following day at the Inter- 
Church Building on Riverside Drive in 
New York City. The students, along with 
their advisor, received a warm reception 
by Mary Ellen Lloyd, director of the 
Domestic Hunger and Poverty Project. 
The display attracted over 200 visitors 
who enthusiastically viewed the display. 
The visitors also presented the students 
with many questions concerning both the 
food display and the college. 

The variety of questions and amount 
of interest shown by the people revealed 
a lack of knowledge of many about the 
world food situation and the economic 
crisis present on many American farms. 
A relationship does exist between a stable 
agricultural industry and the well-being of 
the world's people. This relationship is 
often overlooked, but through the efforts 
such as the display for World Food Week, 
people can increase their awareness of 
the problem. Groups can then share 
their concern and information with 
others, building a stronger alliance for a 
long-term national agricultural policy. A 
course of action should be planned. This 
includes proposing legislation, communi- 
cating with your congressional represen- 
tative and implementing consumer edu- 
cation programs These measures could 
make a difference. Only when these ac- 
tions are taken can we establish a strong, 
long-term national agricultural policy. 

Dear Editor Letter 

Dear Editors, 

As a concerned student, it has come 
to my attention that Naval History is 
beginning to "creep" into some of our 
non-history courses here at DVC. I am 
very appreciative of the role played by 
our Navy in the history of our fine coun- 
try from the days of John Paul Jones 
and to more recent times. I am also 
aware of the Naval background of our 
college President. Mr Rorer. and of his 
Chief Assistant. Mr. Schulz. but I don't 
think that we should be striving to be- 
come "The Naval Academy — North!" 

Name withheld 
upon request 



• • ATTENTION • • 

The Third Annual Semi-Formal Christ- 
mas Dinner Dance will be held on De- 
cember 12th from 7 p.m.-l a.m. Tickets 
are $20 a couple and will be on sale in 
the Cafeteria from November 20th thru 
December 9th only. Tickets are limited. 



HILLEL NEWS 

Hillel of DVC is having its second 
annual scholarship auction on Saturday 
evening. December 5th at 7 p.m. in the 
All- Purpose Room of the Student Center. 
Admission is free. All items are new and 
this year we feature autographed sports 
equipment from your favorite NCAA 
and pro teams. Authentic Israeli food will 
be sold for refreshments during the even- 
ing. For more information call 345-1500. 
ext. 2387. 

DVC Turkey Trot Set 

The Fourteenth Annual DVC Turkey 
Trot is scheduled to be run on Sunday. 
November 22nd starting at 2 p.m. The 
starting line is between the Student 
Center and the Gymnasium The course 
is 3.5 miles long and goes through many 
parts of our campus. 

Last year over 200 persons finished 
the race. Their abilities varied from ex- 
perienced runners to some people who 
were racing for the first time Many DVC 
students, DVC graduates. DVC faculty, 
staff and administrators also competed 
Why not do a little training over the next 
couple of weeks, and join our happening 
on Sunday. November 22nd. If you are 
not interested in running the Turkey 
Trot, but you would like to help out as an 
official, please see Dr Berthold. 

Race information and applications are 
available from the Athletic Office in the 
Gym: Receptionist. Lasker Hall. Mrs. 
Noonan: Mandell Hall and Dr. Berthold. 
Meet Director. 

OUTDOORS CLUB NEWS 

The DVC Outdoors Club welcomes 
faculty and staff to take part in club 
events. These activities include canoe- 
ing, skiing, hiking, biking, etc. 

Respond to Box 530 if interested, or 
to Al Cicconi. 340-9609. 



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This Week on Campus 

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21 

Drama Production al 2 p.m. and 

7p.m. 

Men's Basketball {A) at ABentown 

Tournament, 8:30 p.m. 

Women's Basketed (A) vs. W.Ikes, 

7 p.m 

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22 

Drama Production at 2 p.m. 
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23 

Movie; Peggy Sue Got Married. 
9 p.m. §n APR. 

JV Wrestling (H) vs. Williamson. 

7 p.m. 

TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 24 

Thanksgiving Recess Begins 

Men's Basketball ftfl vs. Eastern. 

8 p.m. 

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26 

Thanksgiving Day 

FRIDAY, SATURDAY * SUNDAY, 
NOVEMBER 27, 2* ft 29 

Antique Stow in Student Center 
MONDAY, 

No< 

Men's BasketbaH (A) vs. Kings, 8 p m 

TUESDAY. DECEMBER 1 

Classes resume Fofcw a Friday's 
KcheduJe. 





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GIRLS' BASKETBALL SEASON PREVIEW 



by John Litzke 

Gary Pcnto is in his fourth season as 
the DVC Head Coach for Women's Bas- 
ketball; his career record is 29-38. In his 
first season as head coach, Gary led the 
Aggies to a 12-9 record and snapped a 
25-game losing streak. Previous to tak- 
ing over the women's program at DVC, 
Gary served as an assistant coach with 
the men's program for two seasons. 
Other coaching experience includes five 
seasons as an assistant for Solebury 
School. Coach Pento attended Nesham- 
iny High School and has an Associate 
degree in science. Gary is back in school 
again at Thomas A. Edison State College 
getting his Bachelor's degree in science 
with a concentration in human services. 
This last summer Coach Pento has lec- 
tured at over 25 various basketball 
camps in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. 
He also represents the Nike Sneaker 
Company. Gary and his wife Lorraine 
have two children, Jonna and Drew. 

Assistant Coach Pam Spotts is in her 
second season as a member of the DVC 
Coaching Staff. Pam is a 1984 graduate 
of Messiah College, majoring in Health 
and Physical Education. She has been 
coaching basketball for four years, two 
on the junior high level and two as a high 
school assistant at Carlisle High School. 
Pam also serves as the Field Hockey 
Head Coach at DVC. 

Assistant Coach Darcell Estep is a 
DVC 1987 graduate. First year for 
coaching. Darcell was second leading 
scorer in the school history: 1984-85 
MVP: 1985-86 Coaches Award: the 
1986-87 ECAC Player of the Week, 
February 9 and February 14: picked to 
the All Middle Atlantic Conference team: 
Most Prestigious Award third team Ail- 
American and Northeast Region, All- 
Region team and was picked to play in 
the Keystone game where he won the 
Gold Medal. 

THE PLAYERS 
Kim Anderson — Kim did not play 
basketball in high school. She played 
three seasons for a Catholic Youth 
Organization team averaging nine points, 
four rebounds and four assists. 



Debbie Stackhouse — Center, 6-2, 
junior. Back with the team after a year 
off. Played high school basketball at 
Wilson H.S., Easton, Pa. Will play a 
back-up role at the center position. 
Coach Pento: "Debbie's size should help 
our front line quite a bit. Needs work on 
fundamentals but is getting better with 
every practice." 

Lynn Gleisner — Forward, 5-9, ju- 
nior. College transfer from Jefferson 
Community College, Philadelphia, NY. 
Immediate varsity help on the front line. 
Led Jefferson Jr. College in foul shot. 
Percentages 70 FT% and in field goal, 
54 FG%. Scored in double figures in all 
21 games. Averaged 12 points and 10 
rebounds per game. Team record last 
year was 18-3. Coach Pento: "Lynn has 
a knack of being around the basketball 
for rebounds and is probably the hardest 
worker on the team. She is a very aggres- 
sive player with a tremendous amount of 
enthusiasm." 

Lisa Long — Forward, 5-8, senior. 
Fourth season with the lady Aggies. Won 
last year's Charlie Hustle Award, fresh- 
man - Best Defensive Player, Sopho- 
more - Coaches Award. Lisa played in 
21 games, averaged 4.9 points per 
game, three rebounds. Her high game 
was against Upsala, 14 points. Coach 
Pento: "Hard work and determination 
are good words to explain how Lisa 
plays. Lisa is also Captain of the Field 
Hockey team, All-M.A.C. Field Hockey 
three years in a row." 

Karen Cummiskey — Guard For- 
ward, 5-8, freshman. Karen played her 
high school basketball at St. Hubert's, 
Philadelphia, Pa., in the perennially 
tough Catholic League. All-Catholic 
Field Hockey, second team; All-Catholic 
Honorable Mention, basketball. Aver- 
aged 7.5 points, three assists, five re- 
bounds per game for St. Hubert's. Karen 
will see action at forward and guard this 
year. Coach Pento: "Karen is another 
one of our top freshman recruits; a wel- 
come addition to the DVC Women's 
Basketball program." 

Etta Smith — 5-4, senior. Winner of 
the Best Defensive Player Award last 
year, 1985-86 co-winner of Most Im- 



proved Player Award . . . started in all 23 
games last year. Averaged six points, six 
assists per game. High game against 
Drew, 22 points. A Business Administra- 
tion major from Frank H. Morrell H.S. in 
Newark, N.J. Coach Pento: "Etta is the 
quarterback of our basketball team and 
she knows what we have to do to win. 
Great defensive player. Etta wants to go 
out as a winner to make her senior year 
most memorable." 

Rhonda Hill — Forward, 5-8, soph- 
omore. Played at University City H.S. in 
Philadelphia, Pa. Played in 16 of 23 
games last year, averaged two points, 
two rebounds. Could see playing time at 
guard and forward positions. Great 
jumper. A Business Administration ma- 
jor. Coach Pento: "Rhonda has worked 
hard on her game in the off season. She 
is a natural for the sport, loves to play, 
good student athlete." 

Michelle Shirk - Forward, 5-10, 
sophomore. Was Northern Lebanon 
H.S. Female Athlete of the Year. Was 
an All-County selection . . . won the 
Lebanon-Lancaster County Player of the 
Year Award, picked for the Big 15 
Roundball Classic West team. Scored 
1,100 points in her career. Last year 
ECAC Rookie of the Week, February 
14, A.W.S.F. Freshman Team Ail- 
American. Averaged 13.2 points, nine 
rebounds. Best game was against Gal- 
laudet College triple double 18 points, 
13 rebounds and 10 steals. Coach Pen- 
to: "Michelle is a very dedicated athlete. 
She works hard on and off the court. 
Plays well facing the basket and with her 
back to the basket. Ability to be a domi- 
nating force on the boards as well as a 
scorer. Last year's winner of the Coaches 
Award." 

Stacy Yoder — Guard, 5-9, sopho- 
more. Was Female Athlete of the Year 
as senior at Shikellamy H.S. Was an All- 
Anthracite selection. Came off the bench 
and played key roles at the guard posi- 
tion, played in 23 games. High game 
against Upsala, 18 points. Averaged 3.7 
points per game. A Business Administra- 
tion major. Coach Pento: "Great atti- 
tude, hustles like crazy. Worked hard on 
her game this summer. Good shooter." 



Laura Rote — Guard, 5-8, sopho- 
more. Was St. Hubert's Athlete of the 
Year as a senior. All-Catholic selection, 
first team. Highly recruited player. Last 
year averaged 9.5 points, 4.5 assists. 
Last year's winner Most Improved Player. 
Scored in double figures in 10 of 23 
games. Had a season high of 20 points 
against Lycoming. Good shooter and 
ball handler. Coach Pento: "Laura is 
probably our best jump shooter. She is 
an ideal player against zone defenses. 
Should again be one of our steadying in- 
fluences this year." 

Tammy Petraskle — Forward, 5-9, 
junior. Was Female Athlete of the Year 
as a senior at Shikellamy H.S. 1,000 
point scorer. Last year averaged 12.5 
points, 7.8 rebounds. Played in 23 
games. Freshman year led the team in 
scoring. Coach Pento "Very strong 
player, good rebounder Works hard in 
practice. Looking for Tammy to have a 
good season." 

Carla Marinetti — Guard, 5-7, fresh- 
man. From Easton Area H.S. Female 
Athlete of the Year. East Penn Con- 
ference All- Area Honorable Mention, 
Basketball: All -Area Field Hockey, first 
team: All- Area Softball, second team. 
Carla will play at the point guard posi- 
tion. She is a great passer, sees the floor 
very well. Coach Pento: "Carla is one of 
our top freshman recruits. A welcome 
addition to the DVC Women's Basketball 
program." 

Trish Dollarton — Center, 5-11, ju- 
nior. 1985-86 co-winner of Most Im- 
proved Player Award. A Business Ad- 
ministration major. Averaged 3.1 points 
per game in 10 games. Trish came off 
the bench to play a key role for the lady 
Aggies. Coach Pento: "Trish is one of 
the team's strongest rebounders and will 
strengthen our front line with her fine 
play." 

Sharon Chapman — Guard, 5-4, 
senior. Played in six games last year, 
good ball handler and jumper: will play 
both guard spots this year. A Biology 
major. Sharon played high school ball at 
Martin Luther King H.S., Philadelphia, 
Pa. Coach Pento: "Sharon should see 
more playing time this year — will add to 
our team's depth at guard." 




Painting Teams Beautify Campus 



On the afternoon of Friday. October 
16th, the members of the men's and 
women's cross country teams and of 
Zeta Chi. a campus club at DVC, pooled 
their talents and volunteered their time to 
paint the fence along New Britain Road 
and the hockey field. The result: a crisp. 



fresh white look for parents, friends, 
alumni and the rest of the DVC com- 
munity to show off for Homecoming 
Weekend. 

Thanks are extended to those who 
contributed to the fence painting and 
"Pride Drive!" 



PHILLYS OWN HOOTERS 
MAKE SPECTRUM DEBUT 

Hot off their first worldwide tour as 
headliners, Philadelphia'a favorite rock- 
ers, the Hooters, will make their Spec- 
trum debut on Thursday, November 26 
at 9 p.m. Opening the concert will be 
New Jersey native Glen Burtnick. 

Tickets at $15.50 and $13.50 are on 
sale at The Spectrum box office and all 
Ticketron locations, including Showcase 
stores in the Delaware Valley. Tickets 
can also be charged by phone by calling 
Teletron at 1-800-233-4050. 

The Thanksgiving night concert marks 
the Hooters return to their hometown 
after a successful month-long tour span- 
ning nine European countries and 
Japan. Their latest album One Way 
Home went gold after only seven weeks, 
and is considered one of the Hooters' 
most creative and vibrant efforts to date. 
According to Rolling Stone magazine, 
"This time around the Hooters have 
made airwave magic with rather uncon- 
ventional ingredients." 



After years of hard work and a num- 
ber of independent projects, the Hooters 
shot to the forefront of the international 
rock scene with the release of their 1985 
album Nervous Night. Garnering gold 
and platinum honors from the album, 
the Philadelphia-based fivesome ac- 
cepted another honor when they opened 
the momentous Live Aid broadcast at 
JFK Stadium. 

The Hooters unique style is best des- 
cribed by keyboardist and co-leader Rob 
Hyman: "Our influences come from all 
over, from Jamaica ska to Celtic folk and 
English classical rock, but essentially 
we're an American rock band rooted in 
American traditions. " Other band mem- 
bers include lead guitarist and co-leader 
Eric Bazilian, bass player Andy King, 
guitarist John Lilley and drummer David 
Uosikkinen. 

Another local talent. New Jersey 
native Glen Burtnick is making headway 
with his new album Heroes and Zeros, 
which features the hit single "Follow 
You." 



READING PHILLIES 
UPDATE 

Just trying to keep you all abreast 
about what is going on in Reading. First 
the cosmetic changes concerning the sta- 
dium. The biggest addition will be under 
construction this week. That is a new 
roof which will cover a majority of the 
grandstand area. Also in the works, to be 
completed before the start of the 1988 
season, will be the remodeling of the 
press box. For those of you who are fa- 
miliar with the present press facility, you 
know that some improvements would be 
beneficial. We hope you will enjoy the 
change in scenery. The position players 
will enjoy the shorter dimensions at 
Reading's Municipal Stadium, because 
currently under construction is a spark- 
ling new fence. It will be made of ply- 
wood and be 10 feet high. The new di- 
mensions are as follows: 330 feet down 
the lines and 400 feet to straight away 
center field. The new dimensions will 
match those at the Vet. 

The front office also has a new look. 
Besides some extensive remodeling hav- 
ing just been completed, there are some 
personnel changes as well. New owner 
Craig Stein is the catalyst behind the 
Reading Phillies. His innovative style 
should make for an exciting new look. 

Taking over for former General Man- 
ager Julian McCracken (who is now with 
Procards Corporation) will be a former 
Pittsburgh native, Chuck Domino, who 
arrived in Reading after being the General 
Manager for the Idaho Falls Braves. His 
credentials are impressive. A 1983 grad- 
uate of Biscayne College, he was award- 
ed the Al Twitchell Award (given to the 
graduating senior who best exemplifies a 
sports executive). He then went on to 
serve his internship for the Oklahoma 
City 89ers. From there he became the 
Sales Manager for the Salem Angels and 
then the Assistant General Manager for 
the Eugene Emeralds. He used this ex- 
perience to land the job of General Man- 
ager for the Pocatello Idaho Gems, which 
eventually led him to Idaho Falls where 



he served as General Manager for two 
years. He was also named Executive of 
the Year for the Pioneer League by the 
N.A.B.P.L. in 1986. Chuck, despite his 
success in the Northwest League, is glad 
to be back in Pennsylvania. 

Taking the place of John Kameisha 
who is now with the New Britain Red 
Sox, will be Laurie Grobman. She will 
hold the position of Director of Sales and 
Marketing. Laurie arrived via the Phila- 
delphia Phillies where she spent a year 
working in the sales department. Laurie 
recently earned her Masters degree in 
Criminal Justice from the University of 
Pennsylvania. 

Also new to the Reading Phillies front 
office will be Crystal Domino. She holds 
the position of Office Manager and is also 
the wife of Chuck Domino. Crystal, an 
Alaskan native, graduated from Idaho 
State University in 1985. She earned 
two Bachelors degrees during her stay at 
Idaho State. She also was Assistant 
General Manager of the Idaho Falls 
Braves for two years. 

The only returnee from last year's 
front office staff will be Del Mintz. He is 
currently the Director of Public Relations/ 
Stadium Operations. Del graduated from 
Greenfield Community College in 1984 
and the University of Massachusetts in 
1987. Last year was his first in profes- 
sional baseball. 

The only player moves concerning the 
Reading Phillies were Barry "Gib" Seibert 
(outfielder) and Miguel Vargas (pitcher) 
being given their unconditional release. 
Vargas, signed as free agent in 1983, 
was sidelined the entire season with an 
elbow injury and Seibert, the Phillies 
fourth pick in 1982, batted .254 last sea- 
son in Reading. Also Shane Turner (third 
base) and Ricky Jordon (first base) were 
placed on the Philadelphia Phillies 
40-man roster. Jordon was named the 
Philadelphia Phillies Minor League 
Player of the Year and Reading team- 
mate Todd Frohwirth was named the 
Phillies Minor League Pitcher of the 
Year. Have a happy and safe holiday 
season. 



MEN'S INTRAMURAL 


NCAA DIVISION II 




FLOOR HOCKEY 


TOP 20 RANKINGS 




• 




F O O T B 


ALL 




Code 


# Team Name 








1 


E M O 


Rank Team 


Record 


Points 


2. 


Dean's List 


1 Texas A&l 

2 WestChester 


8-1 
9-1 


80 
76 


3. 


The "T" Men 


3. Portland State 


HI 1 


72 


4. 


One More Time 


4 Troy State 


8-1-1 


68 


5. 


AOI 


5. Central Florida 


7-2 


61 


6. 


Zeta Chi 


6 Northern Michigan 


9-1 


60 


7. 
8. 


Chugalug Gang 
Flyers 


7. Indiana. Pa 
S. Mankato State 


8-1 
8-2 


54 
52 


9 Eastern New Mexico 


9-1 


47 


9. 


Elson Puckers 


10 New Haven 


8-1 


46 


10. 


Wolf Pac 


11. Tuskegee Institute 


8-1 


41 


11. 


Brew Crew 


12 Butler 


7-1-1 


37 



• Top eight teams make playoffs. 

• Seeded by record. 

• Quarter and semi-finals: December 
10, 1987. 

• Finals: December 11. 1987 



Date & 
Team 



Nov. 

10-6 
11-5 
1-4 
2-3 

Dec. 

8-6 
9-5 
10-4 
11-3 

Dec. 

1-11 
7-5 
8-4 
9-3 

uec. 

10-2 
9-8 
6-4 
7-3 



23 



Time 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 



8 



Date& 
Team 

Dec. 7 

8-2 
9-1 
10-11 
5-3 

Dec. 

6-2 
7-1 
8-11 
9-10 

Dec. 

4-2 
5-1 
6-11 
7-10 



Time 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 

6.30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 

6:30 
7:30 
8:30 
9:30 



13. Angelo State 

14 UC Davis 

15. Winston Salem State 

16. Clarion University. Pa 

17. CalPolySLO 

18. Virginia State 

19. Cal-Northridge 
Tie 20 Bloomsburg 
Tie 20 Valdosta State 



6-2 

62 

7-2 

72 

6-2 

8-1-1 

6-3 

7-3 

6-2 



30 

27 

24 

19 

17 

14 

5 

4 

4 



bOOfMY) 





1987 



DVC SCOREBOARD 

By John Litzke 

FOOTBALL (3-6*1) 

• Widener 35, DVC 12 
Season ends. 

MEN'S BASKETBALL 

•DVC 91, Widener 89* 

• DVC defeated Montco 

Season opens tonight, away, with the 
Aggies participating in the Allentown 
Tournament. 

Exhibition game 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 

• Trenton State vs. DVC 

ON THE TUBE THIS WEEKEND 
Friday 

• Basketball: 76ers vs. Celtics at the 
Spectrum, 8 p.m., PRISM 

Saturday 

• College Football: Penn State vs. 
Notre Dame and Oklahoma vs. 
Nebraska, doubleheader, Channel 
10, starting at 1 p.m. 

• Hockey: Flyers vs. Islanders, 7:35 
p.m. from the Spectrum and PRISM 

• Basketball: 76ers vs. Cleveland. 7:30 
p.m., Channel 17 

Sunday 

• Football: Eagles vs. St. Louis, 1 
p.m., at the Vet and Channel 10 



IN MAJOR COLLEGE FOOTBA1 


LL: 


Pitt 


10 


Penn State 





Houston 


37 


Temple 


7 


Harvard 


31 


Penn 


14 


Richmond 


38 


Villanova 


35 


Notre Dame 37 


Alabama 


6 


Syracuse 


45 


Boston College 


i 17 


Auburn 


27 


Georgia 


11 


Oklahoma 


17 


Missouri 


13 


Miami, FL 


27 


Virginia Tech 


13 


Florida St. 


41 


Furman 


10 


UCLA 


47 


Washington 


14 


Clemson 


45 


Maryland 


16 


Michigan St 


27 


Indiana 


3 


Tennessee 


55 


Mississippi 


13 


Air Force 


73 


New Mexico 


26 


Howard 


62 


Morgan St. 





St. John's 


55 


Catholic 


P 


Samford 


62 


Millsaps 





PRO FOOTBALL, 


WEEK*9 




N.Y. Giants 


20 


Eagles 


17 


NY. Jets 


16 


Kansas City 


9 


LA. Rams 


27 


St. Louis 


24 


San Diego 


16 


LA. Raiders 


14 


Houston 


23 


Pittsburgh 


3 


Washington 


20 


Detroit 


13 


Minnesota 


23 


Tampa Bay 


17 


Cleveland 


27 


Buffalo 


21 


Dallas 


23 


New England 


17 


Indianapolis 


40 


Miami 


21 


Cincinnati 


16 


Atlanta 


10 


New Orleans 26 


San Francisco 24 


Seattle 


24 


Green Bay 


13 


Denver 


31 


Chicago 


29 



lw^a» ^^TTN^^^t p^VL ^% UMI Pl^W^BM • 



PRO FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY 

St. Louis vs. Eagles 
Atlanta vs. Minnesota 
Buffalo vs. N.Y. Jets 
Cleveland vs. Houston 
Detroit vs. Chicago 
Green Bay vs. Kansas City 
Indianapolis vs. New England 
Pittsburgh vs. Cincinnati 
San Francisco vs. Tampa Bay 
N.Y. Giants vs. New Orleans 
San Diego vs. Seattle 
Denver vs. L.A. Raiders 
Miami vs. Dallas 

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: 

L.A. Rams vs. Washington 



THE BOWL PICTURE 
IS DEVELOPING 

With its victory, Michigan State be- 
came the first team to officially clinch a 
bowl berth. 

The Spartans beat Indiana, 27-3. to 
win the Big 10 Conference champion- 
ship and a spot in the Rose Bowl, their 
first berth in the New Year's Day bowl in 
22 years. 

Michigan State's likely opponent will 
be UCLA. With a victory over cross- 
town rival Southern Cal on Saturday, 
UCLA can become the first team since 
the Pac- 10 expanded to 10 teams to go 
through conference play with a perfect 
record. A victory or tie against USC will 
send the Bruins to the Rose Bowl. 

Bowl bids are officially announced 
after Saturday's games, and most of the 
potential matchups in the minor ones are 
still difficult to discern. But here's the way 
some of the bowls shape up at this point: 

Cotton. Seventh-ranked Notre Dame 
crushed Alabama, 37-6 and apparently 
will accept a berth against the winner of 
the Southwest Conference. 

Texas A&M and Texas each had 4- 1 
records in the SWC. 

"That sounds like the people who 
predict the elections before the polls 
close," Cotton Bow! official John Scovell 
said of reports that the Irish would be in 
Dallas on New Year's Day. 

Sugar. Undefeated and sixth-ranked 
Syracuse rallied from a 17-0 deficit to 
beat Boston College. 45-17. and probably 
will be the team to face the Southeastern 
Conference champion. 

Auburn moved closer to the berth by 
beating Georgia. The Tigers are 8-1-1 
and 4-0-1 in the SEC. and they need a 
victory over Alabama on November 27 
to clinch the conference outright. 

Orange. The winner of Saturday's 
Oklahoma-Nebraska game will head for 
Miami as the No. 1 team in the nation. 
The most likely opponent for the Big 8 
champ is third-ranked Miami. 

Fiesta. Fourth-ranked Florida State 
probably will spend New Year's Day in 
Tempe, Arizona, against the loser of the 
Oklahoma-Nebraska showdown. 

Citrus. Clemson defeated Maryland 
to earn its second straight Atlantic Coast 
Conference title. Clemson, 9-1 overall 
and 6-1 in the ACC, has won a record 
10 conference titles outright and tied for 
another. Clemson probably will be in this 
bowl against Penn State or the Alabama- 
Auburn loser. 

Aloha. Florida (6-4) could wind up in 
Honolulu on Christmas Day against 
Oklahoma State, Arizona State or the 
Southern California- UCLA loser. 

Holiday. Wyoming probably will play 
at San Diego against Indiana. Iowa or 
Texas A&M. 

Courtesy of The Philadelphia Inquirer 




SPORTS IN BRIEF: 

• It should rank up there with Ali- 
Frazier, Louis-Baer, it's Holmes- 
Tyson, January 22 at Atlantic City. 

• Evander Holyfield vs. Dwight 
Muhammad Qawi. December 5 at 
Atlantic City Convention Hall. 

• West Chester's field hockey team 
comes one game short of Final Four 
dropping a 2- 1 playoff contest with 
*two ranked Maryland. 

• Philadelphia Public and Catholic 
League Pit: Frankford vs. Bartram. 
Father Judge vs. Bishop McDevitt. 
Edward Bok vs. Dobbins and St 
James vs. Cardinal O'Hara. 



- NFC Notes 'n Quotes - 



If the script remains as it is now writ- 
ten. 1987 will be the final season for the 
NFL's all-time leading rusher WALTER 
PAYTON. who has indicated he plans to 
retire. Payton was Chicago's first round 
draft selection in 1 () 75 out of Jackson 
State He has accumulated 16.353 rush- 
ing yards in the midst of his 13th season. 
The next highest rushing total is JIM 
BROWN's 12,312 yards. Following the 
Chicago at Denver game, Payton will 
appear for the final time against his three 
oldest foes from the NFC Central Divi- 
sion — Detroit (Nov. 22), Green Bay 
(Nov. 29) at home, and at Minnesota 
(Dec. 6). He has rushed for more yards 
against the Packers (2.462 in 23 games) 
than any other team. A complete list of 
Payton's yards against each NFL team is 
shown below. 

With ERIC DICKERSON now in an 
Indianapolis uniform, the Los Angeles 
Rams offense may focus more on second- 
year quarterback JIM EVERETT, who 
admits he's still learning. Everett has 
been given a revised passing scheme this 
season from ex-San Diego assistant ER- 
NIE ZAMPESE, who joined the Rams in 
the off season and is emphasizing a quick 
drop and release for the young quarter- 
back "Last year on my pass routes. I'd 



drop back seven steps and it was boom, 
boom, boom," explains Everett "I don't 
know if you've ever watched DAN 
FOUTS. but he never really sets up He's 
always in transition. It's very effective 
once you learn it. I can't say I have it 
mastered yet. but I guarantee I will. 

Wise Answer Department Chicago 
WR WILLIE GAULT when asked his 
definition of "the perfect woman": 
"Someone who has her own identity, is 
very ambitious and is in charge of her 
own destiny. My wife (DIANNESE) has 
those qualities." 

While the spotlight is properly focused 
on the passing and scrambling of Phila 
delphia quarterback RANDALL CUN 
NINGHAM. starting defensive end 
CLYDE SIMMONS has also contributed 
to the Eagles recent three-game winning 
streak. Simmons has shown versatility 
with his special teams play! The second- 
vear veteran blocked I 49- yard field goal 
attempt by Dallas in the Eagles 37-20 
win on Oct. 25. A week later. Simmons 
blocked a 30-yard field goal try and an 
extra point during Philadelphia's 28-23 
triumph of St. Louis. He also blocked a 
Washington PAT attempt in the Eagles 
31-27 win. 




PAYTON vs. THE NFL 

Regular Season Rushing 

(Through 8 games of 1987) 
















100-YD. 


AVG. YDS 


OPPONENT 


GAMES 


ATTS. 


YDS. 


AVG. 


TDS. 


GAMES 


PER GAME 


Atlanta 


7 


139 


503 


3 6 


3 


2 


71" 


Buffalo 


1 


3" 


155 


4.0 


1 


1 


155.0 


Cincinnati 


2 


28 


12° 


46 


1 





64.5 


Cleveland 


2 


33 


143 


4.3 


1 


1 


71.5 


Dallas 


6 


137 


692 


5.1 


3 


4 


115.3 


Denver 


5 


98 


538 


55 


2 


2 


107.6 


Detroit 


24 


483 


1.900 


3.9 


10 


6 


7 ( V2 


Green Bay 


23 


526 


2.462 


4.7 


18 


13 


107.0 


Houston 


3 


58 


215 


3.4 


1 





71.7 


Indianapolis 


3 


37 


115 


3.1 


1 


1 


38.3 


Kansas City 


3 


62 


277 


4.5 


3 


1 


92.3 


LA Raiders 


4 


97 


359 


3.7 


5 


2 


8«V 8 


L.A. Rams 


9 


156 


646 


3.3 


3 


3 


71.8 


Miami 


3 


45 


190 


4.2 


1 


1 


63.3 


Minnesota 


23 


474 


2.240 


4.7 


16 


12 


97.4 


New England 


3 


39 


151 


3.9 








50.3 


New Orleans 


6 


130 


792 


6.1 


b 


5 


132.0 


NY. Giants 


2 


33 


89 


2.7 








44.5 


NY. Jets 


2 


48 


106 


2.2 








53.0 


Philadelphia 


5 


125 


564 


4.5 


1 


2 


112.8 


Pittsburgh 


2 


43 


150 


3.5 


1 





75.0 


St. Louis 


6 


130 


525 


4.0 


(i 


3 


87.5 


San Diego 


3 


76 


249 


3.3 


1 


1 


83.0 


San Francisco 


7 


162 


774 


4.8 


8 


4 


110.6 


Seattle 


4 


83 


448 


5.4 


1 


3 


112.0 


Tampa Bay 


20 


407 


1.629 


4.0 


12 


8 


81.5 


Washington 


5 


63 


312 


5.0 


3 


2 


62.4 


TOTALS 


183 


3.751 


16.353 


4.4 


108 


77 


89.4 



Holiday Festival at the Zoo 



Brighten up the holidays this season 
with three gala days at the Philadelphia 
Zoo's Holiday Festival. Friday. Saturday 
and Sunday, November 27, 28 and 29. 
12-4 p.m. KYW News Radio is sponsor- 
ing the event. Children eleven and under 
who bring a can of food will be admitted 
free to the main Zoo, and all donations 
received will go to the United Way/KYW 
News Radio food drive. After the Festival, 
the Salvation Army will distribute the 
food throughout the Delaware Valley. 

Each day of the Festival brings a sleigh- 
ful of seasonal activities. Santa plans to 
give out free candy canes to children 
who whisper their secret wishes to him 
Storytellers will be spinning holiday tales 
in the Children's Zoo. Musicians and 
carolers will entertain in the Victorian 
Picnic Grove and bell ringers will play in 
the Rare Animal House. The Zoo will be 



specially decorated for the occasion with 
lights, trees and a menagerie of charming 
animal topiaries to lend a festive air to 
the gardens. 

Gift shopping promises to be a treat, 
too. The ZooShop staff have filled it to 
the brim with holiday goodies to buy for 
those special people. Holiday-on- Wheels 
carts will be set up in the Rare Animal 
House, and children can browse through 
their own special Children's Shoppe for 
some private shopping for family, friends 
— or themselves. All proceeds from 
ZooShop, Holiday-on-Wheels and Chil- 
dren's Shoppe go toward veterinary care 
at the Zoo. 

The Zoo opens each day at 9:30 a.m., 
with Festival activities beginning at noon. 
Admission for adults is $4. Children 2- 1 1 
and Senior Citizens are $3 and children 
under 2 are free. 



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12 Place of fabulous 


47 Former Oriental VIP 


wealth 


1 Three golden apples 


48 legs 


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caught her 


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(2 wds.) 


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16 Roof workers 


14 Companions 


50 Asian temple 


21 Little 


15 Climbs a Mall 


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25 Intelligence 


17 Comes before In 


54 Salt Lake City 


27 Burmese and 


time 


resident 


Laotians 


18 Open shoe 


56 Calmness 


28 Courtroor command 


19 Mr. Fleming 


59 Stingy ones 


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meat 


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32 Argentine money 


22 — et labora 


62 Shocks 


33 Idle 


23 Milkfish 




34 Bone substance 


24 Soak flax 


DOWN 


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25 Spoiled child 


36 Car part (2 wds.) 


26 Space agency 


1 Way (Roman 


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28 Scold 


highway) 


39 Selects 


30 Valiant 


2 WWII Island 


41 Hang down 


31 Revolves 


3 Boxing sites 


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(2 wds.) 


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8 States positively 


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41 Brake part 


10 Skin mark 


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42 Dumbbells 


11 Chinese dynasty 


58 Opposite of pos. 




Closely Watched Films 

The 1987 Bucks County Film Festival 
will present the winners of the Fifth An- 
nual National Independent Film Compe- 
tition on Saturday, November 21st. at 2 
p.m. at the County Theatre. 15 E. State 
St., Doylestown. Pa. The program is the 
centerpiece of three events celebrating 
American independent filmmakers. The 
screening will last approximately two 
hours, with two intermissions. Tickets 
are $3.50 at the door. 

The Grand Prize winner for 1987 is 
Optic Nerve by Barbara Hammer, a na- 
tionally prominent art/experimental film- 
maker. Her grandmother's life in a nurs- 
ing home provides the impetus for Ham- 
mer's unique vision. In addition to the 
grand prize, this film also won the prize 
for Best Art/Experimental. 

Les Blank's Gap Toothed Women. 
made in conjunction with Maureen Gos- 
ling, Susan Kell and Chris Simon, cap- 
tured the Best Documentary prize. The 
film explores the self-image of women 
and the pressures they feel to conform to 
the ideals of the mass media It also 
reveals many unique and fascinating in- 
dividuals (a truck driver, a belly dancer, a 
heavy metal musician, to name a few) 
who happen to be both women and gap- 
toothed . 

Face Like a Frog by California anima- 
tor Sally Cruikshank won Best Anima- 



tion with a surreal tour, set to music, 
through a maze of settings and events. 

Susan Kouguell and Ernest Marrero 
took the Best Narrative category with 
Before the Rise of Premonition. 

The winning films were chosen among 
190 entries in the National Independent 
Film Competition, which was open to in- 
dependent filmmakers in the United 
States for films of thirty minutes or less 
The films were judged by Robin Dickie. 
Program Director of The Collective for 
Living Cinema. New York City: John 
Hanhardt. Curator. Film and Video, 
Whitney Museum of American Art. New 
York City: and Brady Lewis. Indepen 
dent Filmmaker and Head of the Film 
Department. Pittsburgh Filmmakers. 
Pittsburgh. Pa. 

The winning filmmakers will share 
cash prizes totalling $2, (XX). The pro 
gram of winning films and Festival Com- 
mittee selections will tour ten sites, 
primarily within Pennsylvania, to provide 
a wider audience for the works. 

The Bucks County Film Festival is 
presented by Film Five Inc . a non-profit 
independent filmmakers organization, 
and Closely Watched Films, Inc., a 
Doylestown-based film society, with help 
from the Bucks County Library. Grants 
from the Pennsylvania Council on the 
Arts and Suburban Cable TV (The Len- 
fest Group) provide major funding for 
the festival and competition. 





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Vol. XXII. No. 12 



NOTICF The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday. December 4. 1987 




GIVE BLOOD 

W£0 NOV ir 



BLOODMOBILE 
A SUCCESS 

The November 1 1th Bloodmobile was 
a success due to the efforts of the mem- 
bers of Zeta Chi and all of the Resident 
Advisors. On that day. 147 people regis- 
tered to donate, but unfortunately the 
Bloodmobile closed early because of the 
snowstorm. If you didn't yet a chance to 
donate, please try again. 

Please contact Mrs Cornell at the In- 
firmary if you would like to donate 
Thank you! 



PA Ballet to Perform 
The Nutcracker 

Pennsylvania Ballet shines for the holi- 
days when it presents an all-new $1 mil- 
lion dollar production of The Nutcracker 
at the Academy of Music December 16 
through January 2. 

Dazzling new sets and costumes high- 
light choreography by George Balan 
chine in Pennsylvania Ballet's new pro- 
duction of the seasonal favorite. 

Based on a story by ETA. Hoffman. 
The Nutcracker premiered in 1892 at the 
Maryinsky Theatre. St. Petersburg. Rus 
sia. Pennsylvania Ballet's new produc- 
tion was first presented bv New York Citv 
Ballet in 1964. 

This winter wonderland features stun- 
ning new sets and costumes, new chore 
ography and a glittering 25 ft Christmas 
tree. It is a seasonal favorite guaranteed 
to delight young and old 

More than 100 performers will grace 
the stage in this year's spectacular pro 
duction. as Marie and her enchanting 
Nutcracker doll travel to faraway magical 
kingdoms. 

The pair encounters the ferocious 
Mouse King on their journey, and Marie 
throws her slipper to distract the mighty 
beast while the Nutcracker ends his reign 
with the swift thrust of a sword. In vic- 
tory, the Nutcracker transforms into a 
handsome prince and leads Marie on a 
fantastic voyage through the Kingdom of 
Sweets to meet the beautiful Sugar Plum 
Fairy. 

Performing the role of Marie are nine- 
year-old Clara Smith, of Philadelphia, 
and 10-year-old Ashley LaMent, of 
Rosemont. Pa. Both girls are students 
from the Pennsylvania Ballet School. 

Tickets range in price from $9- $45 
and are on sale now at the Academy of 
Music. Broad & Locust Sts. Phone 
orders can be placed by calling Phil-a- 
Charge Monday through Friday 9 a.m.- 
9 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 9 a.m. -6 
p.m. at 215/ 735-5266. For group sales, 
contact A.J Bubnis at 215/ 978-1400. 



HOLIDAY AUCTION 
PLANNED 

Hillel of DVC. a campus club for 
Jewish youth and others interested in 
Judaism, will hold its second annual 
December Auction on Sat.. December 5 
at 7 p.m. in the All-Purpose Room of the 
Student Center. 

Admission to the event is free. All pro- 
ceeds go to the Hillel Scholarship Fund, 
which sponsors students attending the 
college 

All items for sale are new. Featured 
this year is autographed sports equip- 
ment, such as footballs from the Univer- 
sity of Pennsylvania signed by Ed Zub- 
row and the team, the Nittany Lions of 
Penn State. Lou Holtz of Notre Dame 
and from the Nebraska Cornhuskers 
signed by Tommy Osborn and the team. 
Also included in the list of items to be 
auctioned are gift certificates, tickets to 
sports events and shows, dinners and 
lunches, clothing and accessories, house 
hold items, memberships, gift items for 
the holidays and Dr. Ruth's new book — 
autographed! 

Inspection will begin at 7 p.m., with 
the auction commencing at 8 p.m. Gen- 
uine Israeli cuisine will be sold during the 
evening for refreshment. 

This year, the Scholarship Auction 
proceeds are aiding students Helen 
Taylor, a junior Biology major from 
Edison, New Jersey and Marc A. Kras- 
ner. a freshman Chemistry major from 
Philadelphia. 



McFoodfor Little Nippers 

Ifty bitty Macs? Small fries for the small 
fry? 

Not yet. But customers at McDonald's 
in Allentown and Emmaus. Pa., are tod- 
dling up for a new menu item — baby 
food. 

The real stuff — from market leader 
Gerber Products Co. — is being sold in 
tiny glass jars for 35-45C. Thrown in 
free: a baby spoon. 

The program is merely a test, ending 
in about a week. McDonald's doesn't 
plan to serve strained carrots and apple 
juice at its other outlets anytime soon, 
although the market seems to be crying 
out for the goo: Last year. USA families 
spent $712 million on baby food. Gerber 
says the average baby eats 880 jars in the 
first 18 months of life. There are 3.7 
million infants in the USA. 

"Maybe McDonald's is looking at it as 
a convenience to its customers." and a 
draw for those who usually don't eat 
there, says food industry analyst Stephen 
M Carnes. 

"What's next, shredded cheeseburgers?" 
Courtesy of USA Today 



STAFF 

Editors in- Chief . . Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Reporters Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



PART-TIME 
DAY REGISTRATION 
SCHEDULED AT DVC 

Registration began Monday. Novem 
ber 30 for students wishing to enroll at 
DVC in part-time day programs for the 
Spring 1988 semester. 

Potential students may register for 
courses in any of the college's 12 depart- 
ments — Agronomy. Animal Husbandry. 
Biology. Agribusiness, Business Admin 
istration. Chemistry, Computer Informa- 
tion Systems Management. Dairy Hus- 
bandry. Food Industry, Horticulture. 
Ornamental Horticulture and two-year. 
Associate's degree Equine Science pro- 
gram — and may earn a DVC degree 
through part-time day study. 

Registration runs until classes begin on 
Thursday, January 21, 1988. 

For further information regarding 
registration, or for a personal counseling 
appointment, interested individuals can 
call the Office of Continuing Education at 
345-1500, extension 2375. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$1.95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 1 1 AM - 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 ■ 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



Keep on Cutting 
Hair Salon 

DISCOUNT OF $2.00 
WITH DVC STUDENT ID 

Located next to the College 

(Brick Building) 

CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT 

348-2225 



DVC at the SPECTRUM 

The senior class is sponsoring a trip to 
the Spectrum to see the Philadelphia 
76ers in action against Portland on 
December 9. The bus leaves the gym at 
6 p.m. Tickets are on sale now at the 
Dean of Students' office. 



DVC's Annual 
Christmas Dinner 

This year's Christmas Dinner on Mon- 
day, December 7. will involve three meal 
seatings. The first two will be held in the 
cafeteria as usual. The third seating will 
be held in the Student Center APR at 
6:30 p.m.. followed by the Band and 
Chorale's Christmas Concert. 



NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS 

CAMPUS TRAFFIC 

REGULATIONS 

Students are reminded of the follow- 
ing campus traffic regulation: 

"All student vehicles are required to 
enter and leave the college via the south 
entrance (Alumni Lane near the tennis 
courts) and are to be parked in student 
parking areas (lots A and C) only, 
between yellow lines." 

The intent of this regulation is to mini- 
mize traffic through the middle of our 
campus and increase safety standards for 
our campus community. Your coopera- 
tion and adherence to this regulation is 
expected. 




Santa Lines for Sale! 

It's that time of year. With the semester 
drawing to an end and Christmas ap- 
proaching, it's time to say goodbye for 
the winter break. Ram Pages once again 
is offering the chance to send a Christmas 
message to a friend (or enemy). The 
25- word limit messages cost 25C each, 
five for II. Forms are available in the 
Ram Pages box located in the Snack 
Bar. from Kerry in Berk 102, Marc in 
Wolfson 10, John in Samuel 118 and 
periodically in the cafeteria lobby. Send 
messages and money to Box 917 or leave 
with any staff member. Santa Lines must 
be received by Ram Pages by Monday. 
December 7 at 7 p.m. for submission. 



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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 

Women's Baskejbafl (AJ vs. Cabrii 
7 p.m. 

Men's Basketball (H) vs Drew. 7 p.m 
Wrestling (A) York Tournament. 
10:30 a.m. 
Hifiel Auction. APR. 7 p.m 

MONDAY. DECEMBER 7 

Christmas Dinner and Christmas 
Concert. 6:45 p.m 

Women's Basketball (A) vs. Moravian. 
7 p.m. 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8 

Men's Basketball (A) vs Elizahethlown 
iOp.m 

Wrestling (A) vs. Delaware State and 
Swarthmore. 7 p.m. 

THURSDAY. DECEMBER 10 

Reading day. No classes! 

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Dr. Saul Surrey, Professor of Pediatrics and 

Human Genetics. Division of Hematology. 

Children's Hospital of Philadelphia 

PANEL DISCUSSION 

ADDRESSES CONFLICTS 

IN RECOMBINANT 

DNA DEVELOPMENT 

The final installment in the Fall Faculty 
Lecture Series at DVC will be a panel 
discussion among well-known profes- 
sionals in the field of recombinant DNA 
research. The presentation will take 
place on Tuesday, December 8 beginning 
at 7 p.m. in the Student Center, and is 
open to the community free of charge 

Participating in "Tinkering with Life: 
Recombinant DNA — Curse or Cure?" 
are the following: 

Dean Cress, Ph.D., Senior Scientist 
in Agricultural Biotechnology at the 
Rohm and Haas Co.. pursuing the com 
mercial development of pest resistance in 
crop plants Dr. Cress was an American 
Cancer Society Postdoctoral Fellow, 
conducting research on mammalian and 
plant DNA replication and development 
of tissue culture methodologies. More 
recently he served as a research geneticist 
with the U.S. Department of Agriculture. 

Michael Haas, Ph.D., Research Bio- 
chemist with the U.S. Department of 
Agriculture. His research interests range 
from fundamental studies of the mecha- 
nisms and regulation of gene expression 
to the directed application of molecular 
biological methods to modify gene ex- 
pression . His current research focuses on 
isolation of the DNA and RNA of a fun- 
gus that produces a lipase of commercial 
interest. 

Theodore Schick, Jr., Ph.D., As 
sociate Professor of Philosophy. Muhlen 
berg College. Dr. Schick teaches Bio 
medical Ethics. Business Ethics and 
philosophy courses at Muhlenberg Prior 
to coming to Muhlenberg, he was a 
teaching fellow at Brown University. He 
has also been trained by the Institute for 
the Advancement of Philosophy to in- 
struct teachers in how to teach philoso- 
phy to children. 

Sue Ann Tolin, Ph.D., Professor of 
Plant Pathology and Physiology at Vir- 
ginia Tech. Dr. Tolin teaches plant virology 
courses, and serves as a representative 
to the US Department of Agriculture to 
the NIH Recombinant DNA Advisory 
Committee. She is widely sought for lec- 
tures and seminars in this area. 

The previous offering in the Fall Facul- 
ty Lecture Series featured Saul Surrey. 
Ph.D.. Professor of Pediatrics and 
Human Genetics, the Division of Hema 
tology at the Children's Hospital of 
Philadelphia. Dr. Surrey spoke on the 
use of Recombinant DNA techniques to 
study human genetic disorders on Tues- 
day. November 10 at the college 

A Personal Sentiment 
to the College Family 

Hearts that are united through the 
medium of sorrow will not be separated 
by the glory of happiness. 

— Kahlil Gibran 

Thank you for helping to lighten the 
burden of my sorrow. 

Sincerely. 
Maggie 



DVC TURKEY TROT 
1987 RESULTS 

The turkeys awarded to the first two 
male and female runners were not the 
only frozen ones on Turkey Trot Sun 
day Near record low temperatures plus 
a strong head wind for most of the race 
prevented most participants from run- 
ning their best times. 

Overall winner was Jim Parsons from 
New Hope, Pa. with a winning time of 
16:32 This was his unprecedented sixth 
Turkey Trot victory in a row. Jim is a 
graduate of DVC. and while here, he 
captained both the cross country and 
track teams, holds numerous records in 
both sports and was DVC's only confer- 
ence champion in cross country to date 
On the lady's side of the ledger. Darla 
Balmer. of Telford. Pa was the winner 
with a time of 22:26. 

The race was sponsored by DVC and 
our cross country teams. For this reason, 
many of our varsity athletes sat out the 
race in order to help officiate. However, 
a number of team members did compete 
as did alumni and college faculty and ad- 
ministrators Fifth place in the women's 
race went to former DVC captain Sue 
Kulp. and she was followed in eighth 
place by Asst. Coach Laura DiDonato 
DVC's Deanna Smith was third in the 
18 24 age group: graduate Carol Spen- 
cer was second in the 25-34 age group: 
and Mrs Rorer. our President's wife was 
third in the 45 and over group In the 
men's race, former DVC harrier Bob 
Gable was third: former Captain and cur 
rent Asst. Coach Ken McDaid was ninth 
and former Captain Dave Spotts was 
tenth. In the age groups, senior Anthony 
Donofrio was second in the 18-24 age 
group. 

Others with DVC connections who 
finished the race were Track Coach and 
Admissions's Dick Acker 134th: DVC 
Captain Gary Kampmeyer 18th; Dr 
Lugar 56th: President Rorer 170th : 
DVC freshman Art Ruediger 51st: Mr. 
Schulz 165th: former Alumni Director 
Jim Trainer 17th and DVC graduate 
Mark Wilson 65th . 

In the team competition, the first high 
school team was Palisades High School 
of Kintnersville: the first lady's team was 
made up of current and former DVC 
runners plus some friends: the top men's 
team was Ursinus College with the DVC 
composition team a close second. 

PART-TIME HELP WANTED 

Person to help house clean. Up to 28 
hours a week: mornings, afternoons or 
both if schedule allows Transportation 
not a must. Interested? Call 348-4413 
after 3 p m 



Avoid the Holiday Rush — 
ADOPT NOW! 

Still looking for the perfect holiday gift 
for Aunt Harriet? In a quandary over 
what size to get for Cousin Norman? 
Then why not give the gift that's always 
the right size and always the right color? 
Plan to ADOPT. 

ADOPTing an animal from the Phila- 
delphia Zoo for everyone on your list is 
easy and fun, and you can be sure your 
gift won't be forgotten the next day. It 
will be something that goes on giving all 
year long. 

For as little as $25. present someone 
with a charming chinchilla. Or for a bit 
more, say $2,500, surprise that difficult 
person with a rhinoceros or an elephant 
And for nearly every amount inbetween. 
there's something to please even the 
most persnickety person on your list 
How about a poison dart frog for the 
boss? A nice gibbon for Grandma? Who 
wouldn't be thrilled to get a tanager or a 
tamarin. a wolf or a wallaby? 



NEWS 




The Zoo's ADOPT (Animals Depend 
on People Too) Program provides a 
double benefit. Not only is there the fun 
of becoming an instant "parent" for a full 
year but also all the money from the pro 
gram helps to feed our animals year 
round. (The annual food bill is close to 
$300,000!) 

ADOPT parents receive a kit that con- 
tains ADOPTion papers, an animal fact 
sheet and an iron-on decal that lets 
everyone know they've ADOPTed. For 
everyone whose ADOPT animal is over 
$100. there's also a photo included 

For a holiday gift that's sure to please 
and delight your special someones. and 
one that will still be around when all the 
boxes and wrappings are thrown away, 
please call the ADOPT office at the Phil- 
adelphia Zoo. 243- 1 100, extension 331 . 
from 10 a.m. -2 p.m. Monday through 
Friday for more information. Remember, 
the holidays are right around the corner! 



• PULSATIONS • 

December 1987 Calendar of Events 



Located on Route 1 in Glen Mills. PA 
Delaware Valley's world-class nightclub 
with unequaled light and sound shows 
featuring a 28-foot starship wKh an 
animated robot passenger. Pulsar and 
the Pulsations Dance Company. Open 
Thursday through Saturday from 9:30 
p.m. Thursdays. "$10 FESTIVAL!" 
hosted by EAGLE 106 includes face 
painting, dinner buffet, pizza, ice cream 
soda bar, beer, wine and cocktails 
Fridays "HOLIDAY FASHION PRE- 
VIEWS," $5 cover charge. Saturdays, 
$7 cover charge. Proper dress required. 
Must be 21 or older with proof of age. 
For information, upcoming concerts and 
special events call 215/ 459-4140. 

Friday, December 4: Contemporary 
Clothing for Men and Women by Cignal. 

Friday, December 11: Original 
designs for those who dare by Andrea 
Patrono along with a special live perfor 
mance by one of today's hottest dance 
music acts "2 Puerto Ricans. A Black 
man and A Dominican" featuring vocalist 
Tonya Wynne. 



Pulsations Dance Company per 

forms contemporary stage presentations 
throughout the evening. Every Thursday 
through Saturday from 9:30 p.m. 

Monday, December 14: Pulsations 
hosts the Tri-State Country Music Festi- 
val featuring live music by three of the 
area's top country bands Redwing, 
Blackfoot Country Band and Leon Smith 
and The Shades of Blue. Along with the 
live music, the festival will include 
recorded music between sets by popular 
DJ "Redneck" Frank Amey. a Country 
Food Court with barbequed beef. ribs, 
chicken wings, corn bread and chili. 
Western Wear from Zane's Western Ap 
parel of Woodstown, NJ and Indian 
Bead Work by Barbara White- Deer. 
Texas Waltz, Texas Boogie. Two- Step 
and Line Dance lessons will be offered 
from 7-8 p.m The festival is sponsored 
by WXTU-FM. WCZN-AM and WDSD- 
FM. and will be held one Monday each 
month from 8 p.m.-l am $5 cover 
charge Must be 21 or older with proof of 
age 




phtede^DRAMAguid 

Philadelphia Drama Guild 

Sets Tony Award Winner 

The Miracle Worker 

The cast for William Gibson's The 
Miracle Worker is now in an intensive 
rehearsal period with this compassionate 
play. The Miracle Worker, produced by 
the Philadelphia Drama Guild. Philadel- 
phia's major professional theatre, runs 
through December 20. at the Zellerbach 
Theatre of the Annenberg Center. 3680 
Walnut Street. 

This production of The Miracle Worker 
marks the return of Jan Leslie Harding, 
last seen at the Drama Guild as Anne in 
the celebrated 1982 production of The 
Diary of Anne Frank Also joining the 
cast is James Congdon as < ,'aptain Keller 
He originated the role of James, the cap- 
tain's grown son. in the 1959 Broadway 
production of The M.racle Worker. 

While there are countless ways of 
measuring love and achievement, in The 
Miracle Worker William Gibson found a 
splendid example of Annie Sullivan, the 
Irish orphan who brought light into the 
dark and primitive existence of a deaf 
and blind child. Helen Keller. 

"The Miracle Worker is a warm and af 
firmative drama of human struggle." said 
Gregory Poggi. the Philadelphia Drama 
Guild's Producing Director. "It's a pro 
foundly moving experience that makes 
us aware of our shared vulnerability of 
how frail we are as creatures on this 
earth." 

Fiesty and full of vitality. The Miracle 
IVorlcer does not depict the historic 
meeting between Helen Keller and her 
teacher Annie Sullivan as primly polite or 
ladylike. When we meet Helen, the blind, 
deaf and mute child is a ferocious little 
monster And it takes Annie's stubborn- 
ness — and brute strength — to make 
their "miracle" happen. 

"The significance of this play being 
performed over the holiday season is just 
a reminder that we should all be giving 
something of ourselves, which we as 
humans tend to overlook at times." said 
Edmund J. Cambridge, director of The 
Miracle Worker 

Performances run Tuesday through 
Sunday evenings with matinees on 
Wednesday. Thursday. Saturday and 
Sunday afternoons. Ticket prices range 
from $14. 25- $27. 75. Tickets are on sale 
now at the Annenberg Center box office. 
898-6791. For Group Sales information 
call 563-7530. 

- PET FOUND - 

Black and white domestic, shorthaired 
female cat, declawed (all four paws). 
Wants permanent home for Christmas 
present. Please contact J. Standing at 
ext. 2355 or via mailbox. Mandell Hall. 

PERSONALS 

— Two people, ten minutes . . . 

— To the soccer team, especially 
certain players: Thanks for the flash 
show at the last practice and for a fun 
season. Maybe I'll be able to play next 
year? Love, Annette 





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NOTICE: The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Monday. December 14. 1987 



Grant Provides 

Biotech Upgrade to 

Local College Faculties 

DVC and Bucks County Community 
College have received a joint grant of 
$17,000 from the Ben Franklin Partner- 
ship to be used for faculty members at 
the two institutions to develop knowledge 
and skills in the biotechnology field. 

The Ben Franklin Partnership is ad- 
ministered by the Advanced Technology 
Center for Southeastern Pennsylvania, 
which approved the grant proposal for 
the 1987-88 funding year that began 
September 1, 1987. 

The funding was matched by corporate 
donations of services and training oppor- 
tunities Most of the Ben Franklin funds 
are being employed to enable faculty 
members from both colleges to attend 
professional workshops in the biotechnol- 
ogy field, in order to improve their back- 
qround knowledge and increase their skills 

One phase of the program, which con- 
cluded this fall, included four seminars 
covering all aspects of the biotechnology 
field. The series closed with a field trip to 
Ecogen Inc., a Langhorne, PA, firm that 
develops biological pesticides. 

"It was a very valuable series of meet- 
ings." said John Mertz, Ph.D., Dean of 
Academic Affairs and a member of the 
DVC Science faculty. "Some of the spe- 
cialists who made presentations came to 
other sessions as well, indicating the cur- 
rency of the material presented." 

Mertz estimated that a dozen faculty 
from each school participated in most 
elements of the program . He praised the 
"front-line" information presented in the 
lectures, noting that advances in the field 
occur so rapidly that it is important to get 
the freshest information possible. 

The schools plan to submit another 
joint grant request for the 1988-89 year, 
this time for support to develop biotech- 
nology facilities and equipment. The two 
schools have already formed an advisory 
committee to help them to develop a bio- 
technology curriculum in common that 
they can put in place at the institutions. 

Mertz: Dr. A. Duttaahmed, Chairman 
of the Department of Science and Tech- 
nology at Bucks: Dr. James Miller, 
Chairman of the DVC Biology Depart- 
ment; and Dr. Gerald Marrington of the 
Bucks faculty also visited the Rochester 
Institute of Technology in Rochester. 
NY, which has a four-year Biotechnology 
program in place. 

"The trip to Rochester gave us good 
insights on what it takes to put together 
an effective Biotechnology undergraduate 
program," said Mertz, who hopes to ex- 
pand the college's science degree offer- 
ings to include the new curriculum. 

Dr. Duttaahmed pointed out that 
"Often college programs in technology 
lag behind developments in industry. In 
this case, our two institutions are devel- 
oping these biotechnology programs in 
direct relation to the current technology 
employed in this industry." 

He also noted that he is "very pleased 
at the high level of cooperation the two 
institutions have enjoyed in developing 
these programs." 

Bucks County Community College. 
Newtown. PA. offers Associate degree 
programs in the science areas of chemis- 
try, chemical laboratory technology, 
biology, drafting and engineering. 




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Left to right: David Mount, Ed Bauer, Kenneth L. Bamdt presenting the awards, Anthony Cooper and Joan 
Comly. 

Florist Association Awards Scholarships Locally 



The following five students have been 
awarded scholarships in the amount of 
$500 each from the Pennsylvania Florists 
Association. AH five are students at DVC. 

Presenting the awards was Kenneth L. 
Bamdt of Clairs' Flower Shop, Perkasie, 
PA, a local member of the PFA. 

EDWARD BAUER, a Continuing 
Education student in Ornamental Horti- 
culture/Floriculture, from Perkiomen- 
ville, PA. 

JOAN E. COMLY, a junior in Orna- 
mental Horticulture/Floriculture, from 



Ottsville, PA, daughter of Lawrence and 
Maryanne Comly. 

ANTHONY J. COOPER, a junior in 
Ornamental Horticulture/Floriculture, 
from Philadelphia, PA, son of Mrs. 
Vincenzina J. Cooper. 

DAVID B. MOUNT, a sophomore in 
Ornamental Horticulture/Floriculture , 
from White House Station, NJ, son of 
Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth L. Mount. 

MARY LOU H. ZUCK, a senior in 
Ornamental Horticulture/Floriculture , 
from Elizabethtown, PA. 



PREPARING FOR CAREERS IN AGRICULTURE 



The Evolution of Excellence in educat- 
ing people for careers in agriculture will 
be demonstrated by DVC during the 
1988 Pennsylvania Farm Show. 

According to an article in Science of 
Food and Agriculture magazine recently, 
this is an exciting time to be involved in 
the food and agriculture system. The 
knowledge and technology explosion of- 
fers impressive challenges to future grad- 
uates, it was stated in the magazine. 
There will be more than 48,000 employ- 
ment openings annually for college grad- 
uates with expertise in agriculture, natural 
resources, veterinary medicine, food 
processing and marketing, according to 
the publication. 

"Many students in high school may 
not be aware, or may have been discour- 
aged from preparing for some of the 
most rewarding career opportunities that 
are evolving at this time," said Dr. John 
Avery, chairman of the Agribusiness 
Department at DVC. "Biotechnology in 
plants, animals, food processing and 
health areas promise dramatic new job 
possibilities." 

Throughout the Farm Show, which is 
scheduled to run January 9 through 15 
in Harrisburg, the college's exhibit will be 
staffed by qualified faculty members as 
well as students. They will be available to 
discuss career prospects, educational re- 
quirements and college preparation with 
interested high school students and their 
parents. The college exhibit will be lo- 
cated at Booth 535. 

Dr. Mary Palumbo, chairman of the 
Food Industry Department at DVC, will 
be on hand Sunday, January 10 to dis- 
cuss careers and training in the Food 
Sciences and Food Service Manage- 
ment. Both of these areas are currently 
offering advancement opportunities and 
excellent compensation, according to 
Dr. Palumbo. 



Careers related to natural resources, 
turf management and field crops will be 
discussed by Larry Hepner, chairman of 
the Agronomy Department on Monday. 
January 11. 

Information on livestock, dairy, equine 
and laboratory animal careers and train- 
ing requirements will be available on 
Tuesday and Wednesday, January 12 
and 13, from several Animal Science 
specialists and Dr. John Plummer, Asso- 
ciate Dean for Agriculture. 

Agribusiness opportunities, which ac- 
count for about 14 percent of our na- 
tional economy, may be discussed on 
Wednesday, January 13 with Dr. Avery, 
a trained career evaluator. Agribusiness 
provides information on farming and 
transforms raw farm products to the 
form, time and place acceptable to 
consumers. 

Horticulture is a significant and grow- 
ing industry in Pennsylvania and the 
mid- Atlantic region. Dr. Neil Vincent, 
chairman of the college's Horticulture 
Department will be on hand Thursday, 
January 14 to share information on this 
industry. 

The college is offering a $1 ,000 tuition 
waiver, along with several smaller prizes, 
to high school students who register at 
the college's exhibit. A drawing will be 
held to award the prizes. 

The college Admissions Department 
will have staff members available to 
answer questions about college costs, 
financial aid and high school preparation 
requirements. Information on all majors, 
including Biology, Chemistry, Business 
Administration, Computer Information 
Systems Management and Liberal Arts 
will be provided by the college, which is 
located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. 



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New Information Center 

On Monday, November 9, the new 
Information Center on campus was 
dedicated. 

The gala event brought many of our 
own DVC family as visitors to the facility 
for the coffee and doughnuts and a look 
at the lobby, work areas and Mr. Pence's 
impressive office. 

Frank Kovakheck, Vice President of 
First Federal Savings of Bucks County, 
and Barbara Williams, Branch Manager 
of the Wrightstown branch, from whence 
our new building came, were on hand 
for the ribbon -cutting and photos. They 
joined the President and others who 
were instrumental in obtaining this great 
gift at lunch following the presentation. 

The Information Center, situated as it 
is at the Main (South) entrance to the 
campus, is a beacon for visitors who 
come to DVC for the first time. And it is 
particularly nice to know that both our 
visitors and our employees will be inter- 
acting in a pleasant environment. 

Congratulations on your new home, 
Security and Receiving! 




Chief Pence cuts the ribbon to officially dedicate the 
new Information Center. 

Thank You Note 

Student Government and the students 
of DVC would like to thank Mr. Joseph 
Fulcoly for his generous contribution of a 
Christmas tree for the college dining hall. 
It will be enjoyed by the entire college 
community during the holiday season. 

Thanks are also in order to Jim Vara- 
callo, his grounds crew and the college 
maintenance department for all their 
help in our annual Christmas tree project. 




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1987 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

By John Litzke 

MEN'S BASKETBALL (5-1, 3-0) 
Allentown Tournament First 
Round: 

• Allentown 64, Holy Family 54 

• DVC 88. Wilmington 64 ' 
Consolation: 

• Wilmington 88, Holy Family 68 
Championship: 

• DVC 90, Allentown 59 
MAC games: 

• DVC 70, Kings 64 

• DVC 77, FDU 75 (OT) 

• DVC 77, Drew 69 (OT) 

• Elizabethtown 83, DVC 79 
Non-league: 

• Eastern 89, DVC 77 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL (3 0, 2-0) 

• DVC 83, Drew 66 

• DVC 77, Upsala 58 

• DVC 64, Wilkes 62 

WEEKEND TV SCHEDULE 
Friday, December 11: 

• Hockey: Flyers vs. Detroit, 7:35 
p.m., Channel 57 

Saturday, December 12: 

• Basketball: Sixers vs. Denver. 1 
p.m., PRISM 

Sunday, December 13: 

• Football: Eagles vs. Miami, 1 p.m., at 
the Vet and Channel 10 

• Hockey: Flyers vs. Winnipeg, 8:05 
p.m., Channel 57 

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: 

Army 17 Navy 3 

Arkansas 38 Hawaii 20 

Miami, FL 20 S. Carolina 16 

COLLEGE BASKETBALL: 

Allentown 105 Lincoln 76 

Beaver 92 Alvernia 80 

Eastern 74 Kings 66 

Pharmacy 92 Holy Family 84 

Susquehanna 68 Elizabethtown 57 

Washington 78 Widener 55 

PRO FOOTBALL, WEEK *13 

N.Y. Giants 23 Eagles 20 

(in overtime) 

Pittsburgh 13 Seattle 9 

Indianapolis 9 Cleveland 7 

Atlanta 21 Dallas 10 

San Francisco 23 Green Bay 12 

Washington 34 St. Louis 17 

LA. Rams 37 Detroit 16 

Houston 33 San Diego 18 

Cincinnati 30 Kansas City 27 

(in overtime) 

LA. Raiders 34 Buffalo 21 

Denver 31 New England 20 

New Orleans 44 Tampa Bay 34 

Chicago 30 Minnesota 24 

Miami 37 N.Y. Jets 28 

PRO FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY 

Miami vs. Philadelphia 
Buffalo vs. Indianapolis 
Cincinnati vs. Cleveland 
Dallas vs Washington 
Houston vs. New Orleans 
Minnesota vs. Green Bay 
N.Y. Jets vs mew England 
L.A. Raiders vs. Kansas City 
N.Y. Giants vs. St. Louis 
Pittsburgh vs. San Diego 
Detroit vs. Tampa Bay 



Atlanta vs. L.A. Rams 
Denver vs. Seattle 

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: 

Chicago vs. San Francisco 

SPORTS IN BRIEF: 

• Notre Dame wide receiver-kick 
returner-running back TIM BROWN 
wins 1987 Heisman trophey. 

• MARK BRELAND victorious in a no- 
contest match over JAVIER SUAZO 
In a 10-round welterweight fight. In 
feature bout, Camden, NJ, native 
DWIGHT MUHAMMAD QAWI was 
knocked out for the first time in his 
career in the fourth round by IBF 
Cruiserweight champion and Olympic 
bronze medalist EVANDER HOLY- 
FIELD. The BIG one, heavyweight 
history, January 22, 1988. TYSON 
vs. HOLMES. 

• Baseball's winter meetings opened 
this week. Phils shopping Glenn 
Wilson, Jeff Stone and John Russell 
looking for pitching and a shortstop. 
Phil Bradley of Seattle and Alfredo 
Griffin of Oakland are attractive. 

• For the Yankees, anything goes in 
George Steinbrenner's world. Could 
land Dave Parker, Mike Davis of 
Oakland or the White Sox Floyd 
Bannister. 

• For Mets, they don't know what they 
want, but they do know who they're 
going to get ride of. Mookie Wilson, 
Santana and Orosco could go. 

• In first major deal of the winter 
meetings, Detroit sends Dan Petry to 
California for Gary Pettis. Phils 
eyeing Chicago's Bob Dernier. 

• Philadelphia High School Football 
Championships. PUBLIC: Frankford 
beats Dobbins. CATHOLIC: McDevitt 
beats St. James. 

CREW CRUISING 

Intramural hockey is coming to a 
climax which is the prime time for the 
Brew Crew to be peaking. Earlier this 
season, the Crew battered the Elson 
Puckers 12-2 with "Big 2" (or "Big 3") 
Mike Zendt and Paul Leinbach getting 
the hat tricks and Bob Kennedy and 
Tom Makowski tallying two each. 

In their second game versus AOT, 
trailing 5-3 going into the third period. 
Leinbach scorched the nets for two of his 
three goals to draw it to a tie with the 
game winner scored by Chris "Coffey" 
Stuhl, who had two for the evening. 
Bobby "Choo" Kennedy added two goals 
for himself in the win. The Brew Crew 
"D" made up of Felix McKeogh, Kevin 
Stanton, Sean Kelly, Jim Reiser and 
Frank Grandizio stood tall against a 
tough AOT offense. The 7-5 win put the 
Brew Crew at 2-0 while scoring 19 goals 
total in two games. 

Kennedy Masterminds Win; 
Stuhl Nets 4 

Monday, it was a clash of the IM 
Titans. Unbeatens Brew Crew and Wolf- 
pack met to settle a score and decide first 
place. "Coffey-Gretzky" tandem Chris 
Stuhl (four goals) and Paul Leinbach 
(two goals) picked the Wolfpack "D" 
apart as the Crew remained undefeated 
at 5-0-1 followinq the 8-5 victory. The 
Brew Crew "D" played a tough game, 
Sean Kelly and Felix "Marsh" McKeogh 
being key combatants. The expert play- 
calling from the bench by interim coach 
Bob Kennedy also added to the win. 

Teams like EMO and Wolfpack can't 
be counted out of the championship pic- 
ture for one minute though. This is no 
time to relax. The fury continues. 



FAREWELL: 

REMEMBERING FOUR 

YEARS OF DVC SPORTS 

by John Litzke, Jr. 

Where has time gone? Three-and-a- 
half years of DVC sports editing. Three- 
and-a-half years of gut wrenching, bone 
crunching tackles, towering home runs 
and twin killings, banging on the boards 
and turning the fast break, and plenty of 
goals, touchdowns, broken tapes and 
YOURRRR OUT! Whata ya mean out?! 
That's right, I'm, outa here. But the 
memories I'm taking with me can't fill just 
one newspaper article. All the competi- 
tiveness, hardwork and sweat I've seen 
out of DVC's many athletes, both colle- 
giate and intramural will remain with me 
always. I would like to review some of 
those memories with my readers. 

I came to DVC as a transfer student 
from Lock Haven University in 1984. 
My interest, initially, was in athletic train- 
ing. Mr. Jack Foley was head trainer at 
the time and Mr. Al Wilson was in his 
sixth year as head coach. Mr. Foley took 
me under his wing, but that wing was 
quite heavy and it didn't allow me to fly 
very far. 

I remember the offensive line from 
1984 and how incredibly huge these 
humans were. From left to right it went 
Rada, Stahl, Buchanon and Mazzola. 
Gary Kemberling was the quarterback 
and Jimmy Wilson was a freshman. 
From first setting eyes on Jimmy run- 
ning, I knew he was going to be a good 
one and, in the end, his performance 
didn't disappoint anyone. He has gone 
on to set numerous DVC rushing records. 
But the talent that got away from DVC 
that year would've made the late Bear 
Bryant shiver in his Crimson Tide grave. 
Names like R.J. Caver, Thomas Chat- 
mon, Joe Stevenson, Brian Richardson 
and George Dugan all left DVC for 
greener gridirons. 

I remember having to put on an act for 
120 strangers during football camp that 
first year, as is accustomed during camp, 
and I performed a solo lip-sing version of 
David Bowie's "It's No Game." I don't 
think I was ever so nervous in my life and 
yet I remained very intense and optimistic 
that I'd get through the song. Anyway, 
the team went 6-4 that first season and 
that was my final full season as a trainer. 
Taping the JV and being a waterboy dur- 
ing varsity games just didn't make me 
happy. 

My first ever experience in sports writ- 
ing, my editorship if you will, began in 
the fall of 1985. My career as an official 
DVC football statistician commenced as 
well. I enjoyed that much more for it re- 
minded me of my childhood days playing 
strato-matic football and collecting foot- 
ball cards and I was working for a much 
kinder person in Joe Ferry. 

Being the new sports editor, attending 
the games as a statistician helped me in 
the creating process of story writing and 
gave me access to ALL those stats. I'll 
remember all those national anthems, 
the smell of coffee and cigars and those 
long rides to and from away games. 

Two more seasons passed with many 
interesting faces coming and going. Al 
Wilson installed his FAD program (Foot- 
ballers Against Drugs) and then finished 
3-6-1 marking his final season as head 
coach. A new commander and staff, 
much fairer, complacent and subdued 
than Al Wilson and the Maniacs, yet 
determined to win, rode in to clean up 
DVC and create new law and order 



Dick Bedesem is now the new head 
coach and the wishbone is his offense. 
He has winning tradition in his blood. 
With soldiers like Garner, Snyder, 
Czapor, Zaffarano, Mraz, Malec and 
Hannichick as leaders it won't be long 
until winning ways return to James Work 
Stadium. 

The field hockey and volleyball teams 
have seen numerous coaching changes 
over the last three-and-a-half years. 
Soccer has had the same coach in Bob 
Simpson. Field hockey and volleyball 
have seen some success in the past and 
present and all three teams would benefit 
dramatically from better recruitment and 
money. 

I became the men's basketball score- 
keeper in 1984 when I learned the posi- 
tion was vacant. My first year as score - 
keeper the entire men's basketball team 
was made up of freshmen. Names like 
Dodd Walker, Marvin Emerson, John 
Boone, Derrick McCarter. Tony Black- 
well (Nate's brother) and Bill Ross have 
long since gone, except for Boone, but 
that season was the beginning of a 
resurgance in DVC basketball as DVC 
finished 15-15. the first non-losing 
record since about 1970. I believe a very 
tall person named Darren Poindexter 
had something to do with their success in 
1984 before exiting as did Keith Lindsey. 
I still remember confronting Les Lombardi 
with my desire to keep score and how 
relaxed I felt. I remember the away trips 
that season , especially the weekender to 
Susquehanna and Juniata. I stayed with 
Marvin and Dodd and they did Snuka's 
off the beds onto me and each other and 
I landed a few bionic elbows and laughed 
all night. 

Butts, Weldon and crew came the fol- 
lowing year and had a tough 4-20 season 
with Mr. Bill Werkiser being in his first 
season. Now that these same guys have 
hung together, success should come in 
'87-'88. The away trips and the thrilling 
OT's will remain in my mind as well as 
the faces. 

Intramural's, football, softball and 
especially basketball were also great 
thrills. I'll remember all your faces. Re- 
member the dominance of Iron Curtain, 
the dominance of Double Stuff and the 
quickness and court savvy of the Runnin' 
Rebels. I'll remember the first annual 
Green and Gold All-Star Game played 
last year. 

Along with all the good that came out 
of my four years and all the people that 
became friends, the job had its down 
turns. Lack of student participation was a 
big negative and the long, long hours has 
helped my receding hairline become 
more prominent. So I get up on my soap 
box and, quote me on this, "Get involved 
with your school newspaper." It's only as 
good as the people behind it. 

Thank you to all the DVC coaches for 
their cooperation and information, to 
Mr. Joe Ferry for his guidance and friend- 
ship, and especially, to all those students 
who played and played, who without, I 
wouldn't have had much to write about. 
Good luck to you all. 

STAFF 

Editors-in-Chief ... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor John E. Litzke 

Reporters Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



PRO STANDINGS AS OF 
MONDAY, DECEMBER 7 

(Courtesy Philadelphia Inquirer) 

NBA NFL 



Eastern Conference 


ATLANTIC OIV. 


W 


L 


Pet. 


GB 


Boston 


11 


6 


647 


— 


76ERS 


6 


7 


.462 


3 


New York 


4 


11 


.267 


6 


Washington 


4 


11 


267 


6 


New Jersey 


2 


12 


143 


7Vi 


CENTRAL DIV. 










Chicago 


12 


5 


706 




Atlanta 


10 


5 


667 


1 


Detroit 


10 


5 


.667 


1 


Milwaukee 


10 


5 


.667 


1 


Indiana 


9 


7 


563 


2t* 


Cleveland 


6 


8 


.429 


4* 




Western Conference 


MIDWEST DIV. 


W 


L 


Pet. 


08 


Dallas 


9 


5 


.643 


— 


Denver 


10 


6 


625 


— 


Houston 


9 


7 


563 


1 


Utah 


9 


7 


563 


1 


San Antonio 


7 


8 


.467 


2Vi 


Sacramento 


4 


11 


.267 


5Vi 


PACIFIC OIV. 


LA Lakers 


10 


5 


.667 


— 


Portland 


10 


5 


.667 


— 


Seattle 


8 


8 


.500 


2M» 


L.A. Clippers 


6 


8 


.429 


V/i 


Phoenix 


5 


8 


385 


4 


Golden State 


2 


13 


.133 


8 



NHL 



Wales Conference 


PATRICK DIVISION 


W 


L 


T 


Pts. 


NY. Islanders 


17 


7 


1 


35 


New Jersey 


14 


9 


4 


32 


Washington 


12 


12 


2 


26 


Pittsburgh 


10 


11 


5 


25 


FLYERS 


9 


13 


4 


22 


NY. Rangers 


9 


14 


3 


21 


ADAMS DIVISION 


Montreal 


17 


7 


6 


40 


Boston 


17 


10 


2 


36 


Buffalo 


10 


13 


4 


24 


Quebec 


11 


13 


1 


23 


Hartford 


9 


12 


4 


22 




Campbell Conference 


NORRIS DIVISION 


W 


L 


T 


Pts. 


Detroit 


13 


9 


2 


28 


Minnesota 


10 


13 


4 


24 


Chicago 


10 


15 


2 


22 


Toronto 


10 


14 


2 


22 


St. Louts 


9 


14 


2 


20 


SM Y THE DIVISION 


Edmonton 


16 


10 


2 


34 


Calgary 


15 


8 


4 


33 


Winnipeg 


12 


12 


1 


25 


Vancouver 


10 


14 


3 


23 


Los Angt*es 


7 


17 


4 


18 



National Conference 


EASTERN OIV 


W 


L 


T 


Pet 


Pt» 


OPP 


• Washington 


9 


3 





750 


307 


218 


Dallas 


5 


7 





417 


270 


287 


EAGLES 


5 


7 





417 


272 


318 


St Lou<s 


5 


7 





417 


288 


309 


NY Giants 


4 


8 





333 


216 


268 


CENTRAL DIV 


v-Chcago 


9 


2 





818 


299 


180 


Minnesota 


7 


4 





636 


261 


248 


Green Bay 


4 


7 


1 


376 


205 


237 


Tampa Bay 


4 


8 





333 


256 


285 


Detroit 


2 


10 





167 


205 


344 


WESTERN DIV 


y Sen Francisco 


10 


2 





833 


335 


246 


y New Orleans 


9 


3 





750 


324 


225 


L.A. Rams 


5 


7 





417 


263 


284 


Atlanta 


3 


9 





250 


185 


338 




Amarican Conference 


EASTERN OIV 


W 


L 


T 


Pet 


Pts 


OPP 


inJianapolis 


7 


5 





583 


253 


198 


NY. Jets 


6 


5 





545 


252 


223 


BuHalo 


6 


6 





500 


229 


272 


Miami 


5 


6 





455 


264 


252 


New England 


5 


7 





.417 


241 


256 


CENTRAL DIV 


Cleveland 


7 


5 





583 


309 


185 


Houston 


7 


5 





583 


290 


292 


Pittsburgh 


7 


5 





583 


236 


240 


Cincinnati 


4 


8 





333 


220 


270 


WESTERN DIV 


Denver 


8 


3 


1 


708 


314 


243 


San Diego 


8 


4 





667 


230 


253 


Seattle 


7 


5 





583 


289 


231 


LA Raiders 


| 


7 





417 


271 


243 


Kansas City 


2 


10 





167 


199 


338 



x clinched division title y clinched playoff berth 



Santa Lines and 
Personals 

To the Ram Pages Advisors — Thank 
you for your support during the fall '87 
season . Your help was greatly appreci- 
ated! Happy holidays, your loving staff 

Kevin Moher — Let's ski up Montage 
tomorrow! Can the green aliens come 
too? Merry Christmas! I love you. 
Michelle 

Dawn — Bahamas here we come. 
Watch out world! Donna 

ZX — You guys are great! I always 
have a blast when I'm with you guys. 
Party at my house in July. Be there! 
Have a great Christmas! Love, Donna 

Kerry — I'm glad we got to be good 
friends. I'm really going to miss you! 
Remember all the fun times we had. 
Have a great Christmas. Love, Donna 

To the best peer counseling group: 
Kerry, Dina, Nick, Ron and Corey — 
You guys are great! Have a great 
Christmas and New Year! Love, Donna 



MUSIC NEWS: 
November '87 

by Hakim R. Savoy 

Prince has been a little quiet lately, but 
that's only because he was trying to finish 
a concert film which was made during his 
recent European tour. He wanted to give 
his fans an intimate, close- up glimpse of 
a performance. 

On the Jackson front things are far 
from quiet. Michael's Bad album debuted 
number one on Billboard's album chart. 
Expect a third number one single shortly 
("The Way You Make Me Feel") . Marlon 
Jackson's single "Don't Go" is number 
one on Billboard's R&B chart. Jermaine 
Jackson is getting a divorce from long 
time wife Hazel Gordy. He is also pre- 
paring a follow-up solo LP to his Precious 
Moments album. Jackie and Randy are 
keeping the group alive with a new al- 
bum coming out soon. The two also con- 
tributed the title track to Whoopi Gold- 
berg's movie Burglar. 

On fhe street scene: lookout for Run 
DMC's new movie Tougher Than Leath- 
er this winter co-starring the Beastie 
Boys. A tour will follow. 

BAD - IX COOL J 

L.L. Cool J's Bigger and Deffer (a.k.a. 
BAD) album is the rap album of the year. 
The album contains vigorous beats incor- 
porated with intense hard core rap lyrics. 
It has just reached the double platinum 
status (selling two million plus copies). 
The title track "I'm Bad," is a statement 
to all his competition and to people who 
thought his first gold album, Radio, was 
lucky. The love ballad "I Need Love" is a 
warm yet forceful cry for affection. This 
special style of ballad rap is a new form of 
rap. "I Need Love" is a first of many to 
come. The album has enjoyed a great 
deal, accepting support from both black 
and white audiences. With this album, 
L.L. has proven that he is the baddest 
rap on earth. 

RUSH WILL ROCK 
FOR TWO SPECTRUM CONCERTS 

The Canadian rock trio Rush comes to 
The Spectrum for a two- night concert 
stint on Sunday. December 13 and Mon- 
day, December 14, both at 7:30 p.m. 
Rocker Tommy Shaw will open both 
concerts. 

Presented by Electric Factory Con- 
certs, tickets at $16.50 and $14.50 are 
on sale at The Spectrum box office and 
all Ticketron locations, including Show- 
case stores in the Delaware Valley. Tick- 
ets can also be charged by phone by call- 
ing Teletron at 1-800-233-4050. 

Known for their unique sound, a com- 
bination of rock and heavy metal. Rush 
has remained a steady force in the music 
industry since 1974. In 1977, the 
Toronto-based band earned their first 
U.S. gold album, Hemispheres. Since 
then, the trio has accumulated nine gold 
and platinum albums, including their 
latest endeavor, Hold Your Fire. The 
album, their thirteenth, recently attained 
gold status and remains high on the pop 
charts. 

Rush consists of Alex Lifeson, lead 
guitar: Geddy Lee, bass guitar and 
vocals: and Neil Peart, drums and 
percussion. 



STOCK SEAT SHOW 



Results. November 22, 1987 

AM PM 

PENN STATE SHOW SHOW 

13 Mark Hartzel 3rd 4th 

13 Betsy Myers 4th 3rd 

14 Rob Mehlman 2nd 2nd 
14 Joellen Lex 3rd 1st 
14 Laura Harmer 3rd 3rd 

14 Michelle Fenton 4th 1st 

15 Chris Farst 4th 3rd 



15 Greg Strait 

15 Lisa Wilkoski 

16 Joanne Staats 
16 Kris landola 
16 Mark Yarish 
18 Joell Pursel 



2nd 
2nd 
5th 
4th 
4th 
4th 



2nd 
5th 
4th 
2nd 

2nd 



THE BOWL PICTURE 
IS DEVELOPING 

With its victory, Michigan State be- 
came the first team to officially clinch a. 
bowl berth. 

The Spartans beat Indiana, 27-3, to 
win the Big 10 Conference champion- 
ship and a spot in the Rose Bowl, their 
first berth in the New Year's Day bowl in 
22 years. 

Michigan State's likely opponent will 
be UCLA. With a victory over cross- 
town rival Southern Cal on Saturday, 
UCLA can become the first team since 
the Pac- 10 expanded to 10 teams to go 
through conference play with a perfect 
record. A victory or tie against USC will 
send the Bruins to the Rose Bowl. 

Bowl bids are officially announced 
after Saturday's games, and most of the 
potential matchups in the minor ones are 
still difficult to discern. But here's the way 
some of the bowls shape up at this point- 
Cotton. Seventh-ranked Notre Dame 
crushed Alabama, 37-6 and apparently 
will accept a berth against the winner of 
the Southwest Conference. 

Texas A&M and Texas each had 4-1 
records in the SWC. 

"That sounds like the people who 
predict the elections before the polls 
close," Cotton Bowl official John Scovell 
said of reports that the Irish would be in 
Dallas on New Year's Day. 

Sugar. Undefeated and sixth-ranked 
Syracuse rallied from a 17-0 deficit to 
beat Boston CoBege, 45-17, and probably 
will be the team to face the Southeastern 
Conference champion. 

Auburn moved closer to the berth by 
beating Georgia. The Tigers are 8-1-1 
and 4-0-1 in the SEC, and they need a 
victory over Alabama on November 27 
to clinch the conference outright. 

Orange. The winner of Saturday's 
Oklahoma-Nebraska game will head for 
Miami as the No. 1 team in the nation. 
The most likely opponent for the Big 8 
champ is third-ranked Miami. 

Fiesta. Fourth-ranked Florida State 
probably will spend New Year's Day in 
Tempe, Arizona, against the loser of the 
Oklahoma-Nebraska showdown. 

Citrus. Clemson defeated Maryland 
to earn its second straight Atlantic Coast 
Conference title. Clemson. 9-1 overall 
and 6-1 in the ACC, has won a record 
10 conference titles outright and tied for 
another. Clemson probably will be in this 
bowl against Penn State or the Alabama- 
Auburn loser. 

Aloha. Florida (6-4) could wind up in 
Honolulu on Christmas Day against 
Oklahoma State, Arizona State or the 
Southern California-UCLA loser. 

Holiday. Wyoming probably will play 
at San Diego against Indiana, Iowa or 
Texas A&M. 

Courtesy of The Philadelphia Inquirer. 



Overall, DVC ended up 3rd for the 
day. Joell Pursel was Reserve Hi-Point 
Rider in the PM Show. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$1.95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 1 1 AM - 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 - 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
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FOOTBALL AWARD 
WINNERS 1987 

Moose Lodge Players of the Week 

• September 12 vs. Gettysburg: 
Rich Simononis, DB 

• September 19 vs. Juniata: 
Mike Malec, DT 

• September 26 vs. Lycoming: 
Galen Snyder, LB 

• October 3 vs. Albright: 
Jim Wilson, RB 

• October 10 vs. Susquehanna: 
Mike Lewandowski, DB 

• October 17 vs. Wilkes: 
Darell Garner. RB 

• October 24 vs. Upsala: 
Vince Bedesem, LB 

• October 31 vs. Moravian: 
Pat McNulty, NG 

• November 7 vs. Lebanon Valley: 
Chris Snyder, TE 

• November 14 vs. Widener: 
Clay Butterworth. QB 

MAC Defensive Players of the Week 

• September 19 vs. Juniata: 
Vince Bedesem. LB 

• September 26 vs. Lycoming: 
Galen Snyder, LB 

• October 3 vs. Albright: 
Doug Reigle, DE 

Maxwell Football Club 
College Player of the Week 

• November 14 vs Widener: 
Jim Wilson. RB 

All-Middle Atlantic Conference 
First Team 

• Vince Bedesem, LB 

• Dave Haninchick. OT 

• Jim Wilson. RB 
All-ECAC South 

• Vince Bedesem, LB 

• Dave Haninchick, OT 

• Tom Lewandowski, DB 
Honorable Mention 

• Mike Malec 

• Mike Lewandowski 






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Local Chamber of Commerce 
Fetes New College President 

The Central Bucks Chamber of Com- 
merce recently held a reception to honor 
William H. Rorer III. president of DVC 
since July 1 . The reception took place in 
the Joseph Krauskopf Memorial Library 
on campus, and was attended by chamber 
members, college faculty and administra- 
tion and local well known personalities 



MEN, WOMEN, JUMP OUT OF BLOCKS 



by John Litzke 

Is a trip to the state with the amber 
waves of grain in DVC's future? Should 
Kansas All-American Danny Manning. 
Archie Marshall and the rest of the Jay 
hawks be worried about a team from a 
small Division III school in Pennsylvania 
invading the Kansas campus come April? 
Well, guys with names like Boone, 
Sutrynowicz, Weldon. Butts. Bloemker 
and Cherry are setting their sights on 
Kansas, the site of the Division III basket- 
ball playoffs. 

As of late, DVC has taken aim on that 
goal and is off to a ferocious start suffer- 
ing one loss (to NAIA powerhouse East 
em) and winning their first four league 
games to tout an impressive (5-2, 4-1) 
record. 

The first step for the Aggies was the 
Allentown-Laneco Tournament on 
enemy turf. Their first round opponent 
was Wilmington College out of Delaware 
who DVC quickly disposed of by a score 



of 88-64. Joe Butts, a junior guard out of 
Overbrook H.S. in Philadelphia, led all 
scorers with 23 while outstanding junior 
Dwight Weldon added 15, and sopho- 
more forward Gene Bloemker, out of St. 
John Neumann in Philadelphia, added 
13, four of which came off his patented 
"baby meathook." Facing host Allen- 
town in the championship, the home 
court proved very little help for the Cen- 
taurs as DVC breezed to a 90-59 tourna- 
ment victory. Weldon was high scorer 
this time with 22 while Butts had 19 and 
Mike Sutrynowicz added 18. Honors 
went all around for the tournament 
champs as each player received his own 
trophy. Sutrynowicz and Weldon were 
named to the All-Tournament team and 
guard Joe Butts was named MVP of the 
whole shabang. 

Eastern, a ranked NAIA team with 
marvelous athletes, visited DVC and 
handed the Aggies their first loss, 89-77. 



Senior center John Boone had his finest 
game of the season depositing 17 points 
and grabbing ten rebounds while Mike 
Sutrynowicz compiled a team high 19. 
Golden Eagle center Arnold Johnson led 
all scorers with 25. 

DVC opened the MAC schedule tak- 
ing their 2-1 record on the road to visit 
Kings and it wasn't at all a happy visit as 
far as Kings goes. Knotted at 60-60 after 
regulation, DVC outscored the Colonels 
10-4 powered by four big points from co- 
captain Butts and rookie sensation 
Charles DeShield in DVC's 70-64 over- 
time win to put them at 3-1. 1-0. 

Two North Jersey teams visited James 
Work Gym following and both were sent 
away empty-handed. Steve Chwatek. 
enforcer Floyd Adams and the FDU 
Jersey Devils took DVC to overtime for 
the second time this season finishing 
regulation at 64-64 It was a see-saw bat- 
tle the entire way as the lead changed 



hands eight times. Second half heroics 
by Butts. Sutrynowicz and DeShield tied 
it at 64 with 1:17 left. DVC outscored 
the Devils by a slim margin of 13-11 and 
came away with a 77 75 OT win 
Chwatek had 21 and Adams 18 for 
FDU. The Rangers from Drew visited last 
Saturday and were sent back into the 
woods to count trees following DVC's 
77-60 win. Weldon had 19 and Butts 14 
for the victors. 

Elizabethtown marks the end of my 
scorekeeping career at DVC. I've watched 
this team grow, rebuild and mature for 
four years now. They've worked hard to 
gain respect for DVC and their basketball 
program and I think they've achieved 
that goal DVC won't be taken as a push 
over anymore Thank you Mr. Lombardi. 
Mr Werkiser and all the players past 
and present for four years of exciting 
basketball 





Vol. XXII. No. 14 



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NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school. 



Friday, January 29. 1988 



FOOD INDUSTRY NEWS 



Del Val Business Students 
Join National Organizations 




Scholarships Awarded to College Students 



The following Delaware Valley Col- 
lege students in the food industry major 
have received scholarships from food in- 
dustry associations or firms. Please note 
the highlighting from those who are from 
your readership. Tri-State Dairy-Deli 
Association Scholarships, $500 
each: Pictured left to right. Peter Villari. 
Chairman of the Tri-State Dairy-Deli 
Association: Annmarie Whitesell, '88. 
Levittown. PA: Jennifer Jesiolowski, 
90. Oley. PA: Christina McColgan, 
'91. Glenside. PA: Margaret A. Schultz. 
'90. Collegeville. PA: Neil A. Bittner, 
'91. Kersey. PA: Kristy L. Morley, '91. 
Lawrenceville. NJ: Lisa A. Dietrich, 
'91, Lenhartsville. PA: Wayne Chabot, 
'89, Vernon. NY. (Not pictured: Marc 
A. Reason, '90. Bristol. PA and An- 



Professor Emeritus at 

Delaware Valley College 

Receives Outstanding 

Teacher Award 

Dr. Julian Prundeanu. Professor Emer 
itus at Delaware Valley College, was 
recently honored by the Pennsylvania 
Forage and Grassland Council at its 1987 
annual conference held in Mercersburg. 
Pa. 

The award recognized Dr. Prundeanu's 
outstanding contribution to grassland agri- 
culture through more than 30 years of 
teaching in the Agronomy Department at 
the College. The award was presented 
by Larry Hepner. current chairman of 
the Agronomy Department. 

The Council, composed of farmers, 
educators, industry representatives and 
others, emphasizes the importance of 
forage and grassland agriculture in Penn- 
sylvania. Among the many activities and 
programs sponsored by the Council is a 
$750 scholarship awarded annually to 
the Agronomy and Animal Husbandry 
departments at Delaware Valley College. 
This scholarship money is used to assist 
students who show an interest in pursu- 
ing a career in which forage and grass- 
land management play an important role. 



thony M. Loser, '90, Lebanon, PA.) 
World Flavors Scholarships, $1,000 
each: Thomas Holmquist, Vice President 
of World Flavors: Annmarie Whitesell, 
Carol Janovosky, '90, North Bruns- 
wick. NJ. Deep Run Packing Scholar- 
ships, $1,000 each: Gene Fickes, 
President of Deep Run Packing Co.: 
Jennifer Jesiolowski; Mary Palumbo. 
Associate Professor of Food Industry and 
Department Chairperson . IFT Scholar- 
ships: George Lo Presti. Campbell 
Soup Co.. Awards Chairman for the 
Philadelphia Institute of Food Technolo- 
gists: Jennifer Jesiolowski, sophomore 
scholarship winner of the National IFT. 
$750: Carl Schuchardt. Philadelphia 
IFT Scholarship Winner. $1,300. '88. 
Cambridge, MD. 



Delaware Valley College's 

Moorzitz Nominated for 

Rhodes Scholarship 

Patricia Moorzitz, senior Animal Hus- 
bandry major from Hazlet. N.J. was 
nominated for the prestigious Rhodes 
Scholarship recently. 

Moorzitz. the daughter of Mr. & Mrs. 
Jack Moorzitz. is only the second DVC 
student ever accorded the honor of a 
nomination. She was chosen on the 
basis of her 3.97 academic average and 
her involvement in many student activi- 
ties on campus, particularly with the 
cross country team. She has served as 
team captain for the last two years and 
was named Most Valuable Runner both 
years as well. Her future plans include 
continuing studies in Veterinary Medicine. 

The Rhodes Scholarship enables col- 
lege graduates of significant scholarship, 
athletic achievement and citizenship as 
undergraduates to continue their educa- 
tion for two years at Oxford University in 
England, studying in an area of the stu- 
dent's interest The scholarships are 
awarded on a worldwide basis, with 32 
allocated to the United States each year 



Delaware Valley College's chapter of 
the American Marketing Association has 
received official recognition from the na- 
tional organization. 

"The future of marketing is an interna- 
tional issue." said Eugene McKeever, 
professor of Business Administration at 
Del Val and the AM A faculty advisor. 
"Today's college students and tomorrow's 
graduates are crucial to future success." 

Benefits received through participating 
in the AMA chapter are unlimited for Del 
Val students, said McKeever. They make 
professional contacts, are exposed to 
latest concepts and trends in marketing 
and hear from guest speakers working in 
the industry. There is also an opportunity 
for social events such as dances, picnics 
and trips. And by participating in chapter 



Students from Delaware 

Valley College Selected for 

Who 's Who Among 

American Students 

The 1988 edition of Who's Who 
Among Students in American Universi- 
ties and Colleges will include the names 
of 26 students from Delaware Valley 
College who have been selected as na- 
tional outstanding leaders. 

Campus nominating committees and 
editors of the annual directory have in- 
cluded the names of these students based 
on their academic achievement, service 
to the community, leadership in extra- 
curricular activities and potential for con- 
tinued success. 

They join an elite group of students 
selected from more than 1,400 institu- 
tions of higher learning in all 50 states, 
the District of Columbia and several for- 
eign nations. 

Outstanding students have been hon- 
ored in the annual directory since it was 
first published in 1934. 

Students named this year from Dela- 
ware Valley College are: David A. 
Bachinsky, senior Agronomy major: 
Susan M. Bittell, senior Business Ad- 
ministration major: Craig S. Breneman, 
senior Business Administration major: 
William C. Brosky, senior Agronomy 
major: Gregory M. Christiansen, 
senior Biology major: Anthony J. Dono- 
frio, junior Ornamental Horticulture/ 
Landscaping major: Sharon A. Fellman, 
senior Business Administration major; 
Donna L. Forte, senior Chemistry ma- 
jor: Constantina A. Hajioannou, 
senior Business Administration major: 
Charles E. Hess Jr., senior Ornamen- 
tal Horticulture/Landscaping major: 
Francis G. Hofstaedter, senior Busi- 
ness Administration major: Lisa E. Kar- 
dane, senior Business Administration 
major: Beth A. Karr, senior Business 
Administration major: John E. Litzke 
Jr., senior Agribusiness major: Ann M. 
Luno, senior Dairy Husbandry major: 
Joseph G. Marano, senior Ornamental 
Horticulture/Landscaping major; Jenni- 
fer L. Mease, senior Biology major: 
Christopher Mucci, senior Animal 
Husbandry major; Steven L. Rosenthal, 
senior Business Administration major: 
Anita M. Scamack, senior Horticulture 



office administration, students are given 

a chance to develop personal leadership 

skills. 
The elected officers of the collegiate 

group for this year are: 

Senior Sue Bittell of Doylestown . PA 
as President and Vice President, 
Finance. 

Senior Steve Rosenthal of Rockville, 
MD as Vice President. 
Senior Monique Pazzalia of Peckville, 
PA as Vice President. Placement. 
Senior Sharon Fellman of Chalfont. 
PA as Vice President. Communica- 
tions. 

Junior Tom Allen of Warminster. PA 
as Vice President, Promotion. 
Senior Mike Kilker of Windsor, NY 
as Vice President. Activities. 



major: Philip H. Snader, senior Agron- 
omy major: Wendy L. Unger, senior 
Chemistry major: Eric J. Vanden 
Berghe, senior Agribusiness major: 
James W. Wilson, senior Business Ad- 
ministration major: Brian C. Wood, 
senior Animal Husbandry major: Theo- 
dore R. Zajac III, senior Biology major. 



Cooperative Communicators 

Association Offers 

Travel Grants 

The Cooperative Communicators 
Association (CCA), an organization of 
more than 300 professional cooperative 
communicators across the U.S. and 
Canada, is offering several travel schol- 
arships to college journalism/communi- 
cations students to finance attendance at 
the organization's annual institute. This 
year the conference will be held in 
Washington. D.C., July 9-13 as a part of 
the Agricultural Communicators Congress. 

This is the 1 1th year of the travel schol- 
arship program which is intended to pro- 
vide students both an opportunity for in- 
teraction with talented communicators 
and for an intensive four-day learning 
session in communications. In addition 
to writing and photography competition, 
the CCA institute will feature presenta- 
tions by recognized authorities in the 
communications business, along with 
nuts-and-bolts workshops for both ad- 
vanced and beginning communicators. 

The travel scholarship, funded jointly 
by CCA and a grant from the Mutual 
Service Fund of MSI Insurance, cover all 
institute expenses for registration, 
transportation, lodging and meals. 

Applicants should be juniors, seniors 
or graduate students in a professional 
communications study program such as 
journalism or public relations. Applicants 
should also have experience with or an 
active interest in farmer or consumer 
cooperatives. Application deadline is 
April 15, 1988. 

For application materials and /or further 
details, contact CCA Scholarship Repre- 
sentative, Dr. John H. Avery. Ag Bldg 
115, Ext. 2328. 




STUDENT AWARDED FIRST SEMESTER 
APICULTURE SCHOLARSHIP 



Ann Luno and Brad Bittner — DVC's Ag Ambassadors 



COLLEGE NAMES AGRICULTURE "AMBASSADORS" 

evaluate my opportunities better and 
make better decisions." 
Brad Bittner started out at Del Val as 



Delaware Valley College has named 
two students as ambassadors for the Food 
and Agricultural Sciences, to be spokes- 
persons for the College's programs before 
civic and professional groups, at the Penn- 
sylvania Farm Show, with the media and 
for recruitment purposes. 

Ann Marie Luno, a senior Dairy Hus- 
bandry major from Springville, NY and 
Brad A. Bittner, a sophomore majoring 
in Horticulture from Kersey, PA were 
chosen from a large field of applicants for 
the two public relations positions. Inter- 
views were conducted with more than a 
dozen highly qualified applicants. 

The two amabassador positions were 
established in an effort to present agri- 
cultural education in a positive light in 
keeping with the importance agriculture 
holds in the world today. Delaware Valley 
College is one of the very few four- year 
private institutions to offer theory as well 
as hands-on training in the various agri- 
culture fields, with a Bachelor of Science 
degree at the completion of study. 

Ann Luno, in her second year at Dela- 
ware Valley College after transferring from 
Alfred University. NY., plans to work 
on her parents' 250-acre dairy farm after 
graduation this May. She also hopes to 
take part-time employment with a breed 
association or bull stud organization. 

"I feel very comfortable here at Del 
Val." she says. "I have a good rapport 
with my teachers and enjoy the many ac- 
tivities available." She is a resident assis- 
tant, secretary of the dairy society, a peer 
counselor, student herdsperson and a 
member of the dairy judging team and of 
the College Chorale. 

"I think a lot of people don't know 
Delaware Valley College exists. I want to 
let high school students know it's here 
and how special it is. 

"As an ambassador, I'll be able to meet 
new people and see things in a different 
way. I believe this will help me to 

FACES 1 988 

DVC's 1988 calendar features some 
of the fabulous faces of students in a 
wide variety of majors. This informative 
work of art is available in the Public Infor- 
mation Office for only $6.00. Get yours 
while they last! 



Secretary of Agriculture 
Visits College 

Pennsylvania's Secretary of Agriculture, 
the Honorable Boyd Wolfe, made a visit 
to the campus of Delaware Valley Col- 
lege recently as part of Ag Career Day. 
Wolfe spoke to over 200 high school 
students who are members of local 
chapters of Future Farmers of America, 
and attended a reception with faculty 
and administration in the evening. 

STAFF 

Editors-in-Chief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Reporters Kristy Morley 

Photography/ Kerry Slack 

Advertising Editor 
Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 



an Ornamental Horticulture major, but 
switched to Horticulture because of the 
greater involvement in the production 
and food crop area. 

"I originally chose Del Val for its high 
placement record: I knew I could leave 
here with a job assured to me. Now that 
I'm here, I find there are many different 
ag-related clubs and activities and I can 
get involved in so much more than at 
many other schools. I like Del Val's size." 
says the western Pennsylvanian 
sophomore. 

"Being an ambassador is another op- 
portunity for me to tell people that 
agriculture is "out there" as an employ- 
ment opportunity. There are many, 
many careers in the ag field and the need 
for qualified graduates is increasing. 

"I love this school," Brad says. "After 
a year here, it's amazing the strong feel- 
ings I have for it. Even without the am- 
bassadorship. I want to let others know 
about Del Val: this is just another chance 
to do that." 

Brad's also involved in a number of 
activities at the College. He is a resident 
assistant, a peer counselor, pitcher on 
the baseball team and a member of the 
Horticulture Society, the Apiary Society 
and the Landscape Nursery Club. He 
anticipates going on to graduate studies 
in the plant sciences after graduation, or 
to some kind of employment in the plant 
sciences field. He notes that he isn't 
ready to be specific yet about Ns career, 
because job opportunities are "too wide 
open." 

The ambassadors will serve for a period 
of one year, with an opportunity for ad- 
ditional years. Each ambassador receives 
a $500 scholarship per semester, travel 
expenses and wardrobe assistance. 



Doylestown Student 
Leads Regional Forum 

Timothy Kohl, a senior Agribusiness 
major at Delaware Valley College, led 
the student chapter forum of the Ameri- 
can Production and Inventory Control 
Society (APICS) held recently in Ocean 
City. Md. Kohl is president of the Col- 
lege's student chapter. 

He presented the College's "success 
story" of increasing its membership from 
15 to nearly 60. thus making it one of the 
largest student chapters of APICS in the 
region. The chapter attributes this growth 
to the faculty support and the involvement 
of Dr. John Avery. DVC chairman of the 
Agribusiness department and of Alice 
Moore of W. Atlee Burpee Co.. the stu- 
dent chapter coordinator. The student 
chapter is sponsored by the BucksMont 
professional chapter of APICS. 

Other chapters represented at the 
forum in Ocean City also shared input. It 
was noted that activities that stimulate 
student participation in the chapters in- 
clude professional meetings, business 
contacts, resume booklets, tours of in- 
dustry facilities and programs to "adopt a 
student for a day" with local businesses. 

Student chapters of APICS plan activi- 
ties to develop leadership and awareness 
in the production and inventory control 
area. 



Gregory Christiansen, a senior Biology 
major at Delaware Valley College, has 
been awarded the first Henry Schmieder 
Apiculture Scholarship for this past year, 
in the amount of $500. 

Christiansen devoted last summer to 
developing a reliable field test for Ameri- 
can foul brood utilizing the current state- 
of-the-art enzyme-linked imunosorbent 
assay (ELISA) method for the organism . 
His work was initiated in response to a 
need for a reliable, easily-interpreted 
test, as suggested by Dr. Robert Berthold 
Jr. , professor of Biology and beekeeping 
specialist at the College. The initial work 
done by Christiansen on this project has 
been very promising and portions of it 
should be published in the near future. 

Professor Henry Schmieder taught at 
Delaware Valley College from 1921 until 
1964, during which he was highly regard- 
ed asian inspiring teacher, advisor and 
friend to his students and colleagues. His 
primary interest was in the honey bee 
and its study and many who studied Api- 
culture under Schmieder went on to apply 
that knowledge in industry, government 
or as hobbiest beekeepers. 



Delaware Valley College 

Students Recipients of 

$1,000 Scholarships 

Two students at Delaware Valley Col- 
lege are recipients of scholarships in the 
amount of $1,000 each from organiza- 
tions in the nursery field. 

Dwight R. Wallace III, a senior ma- 
joring in Ornamental Horticulture/Land- 
scaping, has been selected to receive the 
Pennsylvania Nurserymen's Association 
Inc. 1987-88 Scholastic Award, on behalf 
of the College's horticulture program. 

Wallace, son of Mr. & Mrs. Dwight 
Wallace Jr. of Cochran ville. Pa., will be 
presented with a check and a plaque at 
the organization's annual banquet on 
January 31st in State College. Pa. He 
was selected on the basis of his achieve- 
ments and interest in the nursery industry. 

Timothy J. Harrington, a sophomore 
majoring in Ornamental Horticulture/ 
Landscaping, is the recipient of the Ben- 
jamin C. Blackburn Scholarship for 1988. 
presented by the Friends of The Freling- 
huysen Arboretum, an affiliate of the 
Morris County (N.J.) Park Commission. 
He was chosen on the basis of his out- 
standing academic record and his repu- 
tation within the community. Harrington 
is the son of Mr. & Mrs. Brian Harrington 
of Chester. N.J. 



New Staff Named at 
Delaware Valley College 

Dr. John Plummer. Associate Dean 
for Agriculture at Delaware Valley Col- 
lege, announced that George Gross and 
Larry Queripel have been advanced to 
new posts with the College's farms/ 
managements. 

George Gross of New Britain township 
has been named assistant superintendent, 
working primarily with general livestock, 
but also on the crop and dairy farms. He 
will also be responsible for the computer 
accounting for the operations. 

Larry Queripel of New Britain town- 
ship has been named crop production 
manager. He will work primarily on the 
equipment repair and maintenance and 
will be responsible for operation of the 
equipment on the crop farms, with addi- 
tional responsibility for the equipment at 
the livestock and dairy facilities. 

Both employees will report to the gen- 
eral manager of farm operations, George 
Coulton. 



In 1983, William Madlung ('35) made 
a contribution in the memory of the late 
Dr. Schmieder to begin a scholarship 
fund for deserving students of Apiculture 
at Delaware Valley College. Over the in 
tervening years, the fund has grown 
through the generosity of many beekeep- 
ers and beekeeping organizations. 

Delaware Valley College is one of just 
a few private, fully-accredited, four-year 
institutions in the United States offering 
the Bachelor of Science degree in many 
areas of agriculture. In addition to offer- 
ing a course in Apiculture, Del Val offers 
a number of courses directly related to 
Apiculture and regularly scheduled 
three-day beekeeping short courses dur 
ing the year. The College sponsors a stu- 
dent Apiary Club and several apiculture 
seminars each year. 

Dr. Robert Berthold Jr. has studied 
the honey bee for over 30 years, in- 
cluding ten summers as a regional apiary 
inspector for the Pennsylvania Depart- 
ment of Agriculture. He also serves as 
Associate Dean for Science at the College. 



Spring Semester to Begin 
for "Learning in Retirement" 

Six courses will be offered in the 
Delaware Valley College Center for 
Learning in Retirement beginning Tues- 
day. January 26th. This will be the fourth 
semester of this growing program of two 
hour seminars, in which retired men and 
women teach each other. The courses 
meet once a week, 10 a.m. to noon or 1 
p.m. to 3 p.m.. for 13 to 16 weeks. 
"The World of Charles Dickens" 

Tuesday morning: course leader: Dr. 
Earl M. McWilliams 
"Is Politics a Dirty Word?" 

Tuesday afternoon: course leaders: 
Roberta Bodley and Glenn George 
"Introduction to Computers" 

Wednesday morning: course leader: 
John Schultz 
"Money and People" 

Wednesday afternoon: course leader: 
John Schultz 
"Inside the Latin American Mind" 

Thursday morning: course leader: Ed- 
ward Anderson 
"Modern Agriculture Worldwide" 

Thursday afternoon; course leader: 
Dr. Joshua Feldstein 

All courses meet in Room 101 of the 
Student Center. A retired person (aged 
over 55) pays a single fee of $25 to at- 
tend one or more courses. 

Registration will be at any class during 
the first week. Parking permits will also 
be issued then. During the first week, 
any interested person may attend any 
class without obligation. 

DVC Student Named 

New Jersey State 

FFA President 

Michele Moro. a freshman Animal 
Husbandry major at Delaware Valley 
College, has become the fourth DVC 
student in five consecutive years to 
represent New Jersey and the College as 
a state Future Farmers of America (FFA) 
officer. She will serve as president of the 
organization through her freshman year. 

Michele, daughter of Darryl Moro of 
Cream Ridge, N.J., will serve on official 
FFA business throughout her year in of- 
fice. She represented the state FFA as 
delegate to the National FFA Convention 
in Kansas City. Mo. in November. She 
will also represent the organization in 
high school classroom visitations promot 
ing agriculture careers and agriculture 
education. 





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Vol. XXII, No. 15 



NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday. February 5. 1988 



Former Pennwalt Executive Named to 
Board of Trustees at Delaware Valley College 



Retired Pennwalt Corporation Vice 
President Isaac R. McGraw has been 
elected to the Board of Trustees at DVC. 
it was announced today bv President 
W.H. Rorerlll 

McGraw, of Newtown, was unani- 
mously elected at the annual meeting of 
the Board of Trustees held November 
21. His three-year term will run until 
1990. 

McGraw, 66. said he agreed to join 
the Board of Trustees because he has 
seen first-hand the type of graduates pro- 
duced by the College. 

"I have had the opportunity of em- 
ploying a couple of DVC graduates who 
impressed me to no end." said McGraw. 
"I started checking into the College for 
that very reason. I have seen the excel- 
lent graduates the school has turned out 
and 1 would like to see us continue to 
produce graduates who are prepared for 
their careers." 

A Temple University graduate. Mc- 
Graw joined the Pennwalt Corporation 
in 1952 as a medical sales representa- 
tive. He retired in 1986 as Corporate 
Vice President. Health. 

In his 34 years with Pennwalt. Mc- 
Graw served as District Sales Supervisor, 
both Regional and National Sales Man- 




Participants in the holiday festivities for Greenleaf 
Nursing residents 

Greenleaf Nursing Home 
Thank You 

The Residents, Administrator and Ac- 
tivity Staff extend their thanks to you and 
your students for the time they shared 
with us on Wednesday. December 9th 

The party refreshments and visiting 
with the residents on a one-to-one level 
was certainly appreciated by all The 
Santa, gifts, and most of all. the photos 
you took and gave to the residents were 
a big hit with everyone. 

Once again we thank you for your kind 
generosity and thoughtfulness. You and 
your students did make the holidays more 
enjoyable for the residents of Greenleaf 
Nursing and Convalescent. Inc. 

We wish you a happy and healthy 
New Year. 

Sincerely. 
Eleanor Price 
Activity Director 



ager and as Vice President of Marketing. 
He was promoted to Senior Vice Presi- 
dent. Pharmaceutical, and in 1972 to 
President of that division. 

In 1980, McGraw was appointed Cor- 
porate Vice President for Pennwalt's 
Health Groups — Pharmaceutical. Den- 
tal and Agrichemical. 

McGraw is an active member of the 
Board of Trustees at the Philadelphia 
College of Pharmacy and Science. He 
chairs the board's Advancement and 
Planning Committees. 

He is also a. member of the Board of 
Directors of The Pharmaceutical Asso- 
ciation and is on the Advisory Board of 
the Lincoln First Bank. Rochester. NY., 
and the Drug Wholesalers Association. 

"I am very pleased that Mr. McGraw 
has agreed to join our Board of Trust- 
ees." said Rorer, who assumed the Presi- 
dency of DVC on July 1, 1987. "The 
College will benefit a great deal from his 
wealth of experience and knowledge of 
good business practices. We will certainly 
make use of his expertise to improve our 
programs and facilities as well as to put 
together a long-range development plan." 

McGraw joins KYW-TV's newsman 
Jack Jones as new members of the DVC 
Board of Trustees. 



Attention All Students!!! 

DVC's Annual 
CAREER DAY 

is approaching soon. 

This event will occur on 
Wednesday, February 17th 

from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. 
in the Student Center APR. 

Please plan on attending 
and bring a friend! 



Placement Office 

Interviews for the Week 

of February 8th 

Monday, February 8th 

Garden Gate Landscaping Co. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 pm 

Monday, February 8th 

Heyser Landscaping Co. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

Tuesday, February 9th 

Moon/Rickert Nursery. Inc. 

Dining Hall 

10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. 

Wednesday, February 10th 

Shrubbery Services. Inc. 

Dining Hall 

10:45 am - 12:45 pm 

Thursday, February 11th 

McDonald's. Inc. 

Dining Hall 

10:45 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. 

For individual interviews, please 
sign up in the Placement Office. 



GRADUATE SCHOOL?? 

by Dr. Robert Berthold 

During one of our Annual Career 
Days, I had the opportunity of spending 
quite a bit of time with Dr. Roger Locan- 
dro. the Cook College (Rutgers Agricul- 
tural School) Dean. During this time, we 
spoke with a number of our students. I 
was surprised to find that many of them 
had no idea how to finance a graduate 
education. f 

In the case of Liberal Arts majors — 
including those majoring in Business and 
related fields — most students have to 
finance their graduate educations them- 
selves. It is true, however, that some 
business graduates have employers who 
finance their graduate educations. 

Financing a graduate education is fre- 
quently a different matter for those stu- 
dents majoring in Agriculture and in 
many of the sciences. Many graduate 
school departments offer research assis- 
tantships and/or teaching assistantships 
for qualified students. Depending upon 
the situation, often a "B" average is 
enough to qualify. At the two colleges 
that I checked, graduate assistants are 
currently PAID about $8,000 per year, 
plus their tuition is waived. 

Many of the students whom Dr. 
Locandro and I walked with initially said 
they couldn't financially afford to go on 
to graduate school after the heavy costs 
of four undergraduate years. However, 
opportunities for financing graduate edu- 
cation do exist. If you are interested and 
if you have the academic credentials, 
you really should consider the possibility 
of attending graduate school. 

If you think that you might be inter- 
ested in pursuing a graduate degree pro- 
gram, talk it over with your advisor, or if 
you like, come and discuss it with me 
(Ext. 2285. Room 203. Mandell Hall). 




Late Opening 
of the College 

When it becomes necessary to open 
the College late due to a weather emer- 
gency, it will be understood in terms of 
the class schedule that opening "one 
hour late" will mean we will skip the en- 
tire first period (75 minutes) and "open- 
ing two hours late" will mean we will skip 
all of the first two periods and open with 
the third period (at 11:20 a.m.). Staff 
personnel, on the other hand, will be ex- 
pected to report at 9:30 a.m. if we are 
"opening one hour late" or 10:30 a.m. 
when we are "opening two hours late." 

As we are sure you can all appreciate, 
there is no "clean" way to resolve the dif- 
ference between a 60-minute real-time 
clock and our 75 minute academic sched- 
ule as the snow closure network recog- 
nizes only three messages: "closed." 
"opening one hour late" and "opening 
two hours late." 

Sincerely. 

JOHN C MERTZ 

Dean of Academic Affairs 



MAINTENANCE TEAMS 
FORMED ON CAMPUS 

For the past several years we have ig- 
nored a full scale Preventive Maintenance 
program because our staff was so small 
and the needs to fix things broken or un- 
attractive was so great While we are not 
budgeted for the size Maintenance staff 
recommended in the literature, we plan 
to allocate a percentage of our mainte 
nance resources to both Preventive Main- 
tenance and Casualty Prevention. To ac- 
complish this goal we have formed two 
teams. 

Al Paulovic will lead the Corrective 
Maintenance and Minor Construction 
Team. Corrective Maintenance is de- 
signed to return equipment or buildings 
to normal operation. This effort should 
be about 40% of the total maintenance 
resource. Minor Construction is defined 
as any job requiring more than ten hours 
for completion. This effort should be 
about 35% of the total Maintenance re- 
sources. Of course, the results here will 
be proportional to the budget allocated 
to major improvements. 

Frank Burk will lead the Preventive 
Maintenance and Casualty Prevention 
Team. The goal of Preventive Mainte- 
nance is to maintain equipment and 
buildings in normal operating condition. 
This effort will be allocated approximately 
15% of the total budget. Casualty Pre- 
vention (and Control) is related to safety 
inspections and corrections designed to 
minimize casualties to buildings, equip- 
ment and personnel. This effort should 
require approximately 10% of the budget. 

We believe this change will make the 
Maintenance Department even more ef- 
ficient because each team will not have 
as many competing priorities and they 
will be able to concentrate on their areas 
of expertise. Herman Beaujean will con- 
tinue to plan, control and report the 
Maintenance and Housekeeping effort. 

Sincerely. 

PAUL SCHATSCHNEIDER 



DVC TO REPORT IN 

ACID RAIN 

MONITORING PROGRAM 

DVC will serve as an official reporting 
station for the National Audubon Society 
Acid Rain Monitoring Program, it was 
announced recently by the College. 

Ronald Johnson, assistant professor of 
Biology and an acknowledged local ex- 
pert on acid rain, will coordinate the Col- 
lege's involvement in the program. Ac- 
cording to Johnson. DVC is designated 
number 373 in the nationwide project, 
one of several organizations or sites in 
Bucks County that will present statistics 
on the amount and form of precipitation 
and the degree of acidity. 

The year-long national program will 
occupy the campus statisticians into the 
summer months, said Johnson. He not- 
ed that the activity for the Audubon 
program is actually a continuation of 
a monitoring project that has been on- 
going at the College, utilizing its own 
senior research program and monitoring 
for the Bucks County Nature Conser- 
vancy program. 



Some people think you can 
catch AIDS from a glass. 




You cant 



Fight the fear with the facts on 
February 11 at 7 p.m.. Student 
Center Coffee House. 
Plays for the Living: Guest Panelists 



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Plays for the Living 
to Perform at DVC 

On Thursday. February 1 1th at 7 p.m. 
in the Music Room. Student Center, a 
group called Plays for the Living will per- 
form a play which deals with all aspects 
of AIDS in a creative manner. The group 
is sponsored by Family Services of Phila- 
delphia. Following the play will be a dis- 
tinguished panel, consisting of two clergy- 
men from the Interfaith AIDS Task Force. 
George Leiright of Bucks County Public 
Health Department. Maggie Boyer of 
Planned Parenthood, a physician and 
psychologist, to entertain questions. The 
panelists will be available after the pre- 
sentation for questioning on a one-on- 
one basis. AIDS is a serious epidemic, as 
none of us is immune to the disease and 
within the next five years, each of us will 
know someone with AIDS or who has 
died of the disease. Don't miss this op- 
portunity to become informed. Refresh- 
ments will be served. For more informa- 
tion call the Residence Life Office, ext. 
2269. or Judy Davidson, ext. 2387. 

On Monday. February 15 and Tues- 
day. February 16 The AIDS Movie will 
be shown in the Media Center in the 
evening. Call for a reservation or see 
Judy Davidson at the Media Center, ext. 
2387. 

Garden Club of Harrisburg 
Scholarship Awards 

Each year The Garden Club of Harris- 
burg awards one or more scholarships to 
qualified applicants in our area. This year 
two $1,000 scholarships will be available. 
Scholarships are awarded to a gradu- 
ate of a local high school or a current col- 
lege student, preferably from the local 
area, for the study of floriculture, plant 
pathology, forestry, horticulture, land- 
scape design and related studies at any 
accredited college or university. 

If there are any interested students in 
your school, please contact the scholar- 
ship committee for application forms. 
The address is: 

Harrisburg Garden Club 
Scholarship Committee 
c/o Mrs. Isabelle Staffeldt 
2315 Edgewood Road 
Harrisburg. PA 17104 
Complete applications and supporting 
data must be postmarked and received 
no later than March 15, 1988. 

STAFF 

Editors- in -Chief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photography/ Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert, Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 



Winter Track Results 

The men's and women's indoor track 
teams had their first meet of the year at 
the Lehigh Indoor Invitational. All run- 
ners performed well. The team is still 
looking for runners to get in shape for the 
spring season as well. Anyone interested 
is welcome. Practices are Monday thru 
Thursday starting at 4: 15 p.m. in the old 

gym. 

MENS RESULTS 

60 yd. Dash: Kevin Dickmyer 6.90. 

Frank Gilbert 6.98. Jeff Guest 7.13 
60 yd. High Hurdles - Trials: Mark 

Brinsky 8.36, Phil Sperry 8.62. 

Shawn Huzar 8.73, Scott Jones 

8.85 
60 yd. High Hurdles - Finals: Mark 

Brinsky 8.50 (2nd), Phil Sperry 8.67 

(3rd). Shawn Huzar 9.40 (5th) 
440 yds.: Pat Glozzer 55.89 
600 yds.: Jim Enoch 1:18.5 (4th) 
300 yds.: Joe Nigro 34.28 (5th). Jeff 

Guest 37.1 
2 mile: Art Readiger 11.09 
Mile Relay - A Team: Kevin Dickmyer 

56.3. Mark Brinskv 58.4. Tom Allen 

55.4, Jim Enoch 53.5. Total 3:43.7 
(2nd) 

Mile Relay - B Team: Pat Glozzer 56.0. 
Shawn Huzar 59.5, Scott Jones 
58.9, Phil Sperry 60.9. Total 3:55.5 

2 Mile Relay: Hardy Rued 2:08.4. 
Dante Austin 2:09.8, Donovan 
Leidelmeyer 2:12. Rob Benner 
2:05.5. Total 8:36 (1st) 

Shotput: John Moniatty 28'11 1 /2 W 

WOMEN'S RESULTS 

60 yd. Dash: Dawn Reckner 7.2 (1st) 
Mile Run: Deb Stackhouse 5:32 (1st) 
440 yds.: Connie Hajioannou 69.1 
1000 yds.: Sandy Chrismer 3:19 
Mile Relay: Dawn Reckner 69.9. 
Connie Hajioannou 69.6. Sandy 
Chrismer 72.5. Deb Stackhouse 
68.68. Total 4:40.8 (1st) 

MEN'S BASKETBALL 
RESULTS 

The men's team had only one game 
last week and it was a loss. The loss on 
January 23 was to the Royals from the 
University of Scranton. who now are 
16-1 overall and 8-0 in MAC play. 

As the first half ended, the score was 
27-27. but with the three-point bombs by 
the Royals. Scranton regained possesj 
sion of the lead and went on to win tntr""^ 
game by 62-56. The loss marked the 
fourth straight loss for the Aggies who 
dropped to 9-8 overall and 5-4 in MAC 
play. 

Leading the Aggies in scoring were 
Charles DeShield and Joe Butts. Both 
had 14 points. The game marked the 
return of center John Boone. 

Leading scorers by average: Joe Butts 
20.1 points, Dwight Weldon 18.4 points 
and Charles DeShield 10.1 points. 

Games this week: Spring Garden (H) 
on February 1, Scranton (A) on Febru- 
ary 3 and Messiah (H) on February 6. 8 
p.m. 



New Waves of Career Choices for Health Care Students 




1988 

DVC SCOREBOARD 

MEN'S BASKETBALL 

• Scranton 62, DVC 56 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 

•DVC 61. Scranton 58 

• DVC 67. F.D.U. Madison 55 

WRESTLING 

• DVC 22. Lycoming 21 
•DVC 51, Gettysburg 

• DVC 44. Widener 3 



Graduates trained for traditional health 
care roles need not necessarily limit them- 
selves to those roles, say area recruit- 
ment and health care professionals. 

And. say these professionals, many 
health care and allied science graduates 
are looking for more flexible careers and 
greater opportunities for advancement. 

Accordingly, one local career confer- 
ence addresses these expanding open 
ings for health care and science students. 
OPERATION NATIVE TALENT 
(ONT) . sponsored by the Greater Phil- 
adelphia Chamber of Commerce 
and the PENJERDEL Council, is the 
nation's largest, oldest and most success- 
ful career fair. More than 80 large and 
small employers throughout the region 
will meet with over 6.000 graduates 
looking for entry-level candidates in 
dozens of fields, including health care. 

"There are an increasing number of 
job opportunities for health care special- 
ists." says Wallace Stevenson, employ 
mertf manager at Temple University 
Hospital and Medical Center, and an 
ONT Planning Committee member. 
"Graduates in biology, lab technology, 
chemistry, pharmacology, nursing and 
medicine are all being recruited for posi- 
tions outside the traditional realm." 

These include openings in clinical, re- 
search, wellness and fitness, administra- 
tion, marketing and personnel depart- 
ments of corporations and universities. 
Stevenson says. Many graduates are 
venturing out into these areas and away 
from patient care, he says. 

Another ONT Planning Committee 
member. Emily Thome, senior person- 
nel manager for SmithKline Beckman 
Corporation, agrees that people with 
scientific backgrounds can utilize their 
knowledge in many new and exciting 
ways. She cites several "non-bench" 

Wrestling Results 

Saturday. January 23 marked a close 
call victory for the Aggies over Lycoming 
College. The score of the meet ended 
22-21 in DVC's favor 

For the Aggies there were four wins, 
three losses and two'draws. The wrestlers 
that posted wins for the Aggies were: 
Chuck McGrath (1 18 lbs). Chris Hoover 
(142 lbs). Mike Ambrose (158 lbs.) and 
Garth Litsky (190 lbs). 

On Saturday. January 30, the wres- 
tling team of DVC did not have as diffi- 
cult a time with Widener as they did in 
Lycoming. In fact, in this dual meet at 
Widener, which was between the Ag- 
gies. Gettysburg College and Widener. if 
you would add up the combined scores 
that day it would say DVC 95. oppo- 
nents 3. Against Gettysburg the Aggies 
won 51-0. Every wrestler from DVC 
posted a victory. In fact, in the meet in 
total. 7 wrestlers posted two wins apiece. 

The win puts the Aggies at 9-1 so far 
this season and are nationally ranked in 
the NCAA Division III at eight. 

Games this week: Kings (A) on Febru 
ary 2 and Moravian (A) on February 6. 

REDSKINS ROMP IN 
SUPERBOWL XXII 

The Washington Redskins are the new 
NFL champions as they slaughtered the 
Denver Broncos 42-10. Denver did 
however score the first 10 points of the 
ballgame but after that the Broncos 
seemed to be on another planet as the 
Redskins reeled off 42 straight points. 
Doug Williams (the Redskins quarter- 
back) was named Most Valuable Player 
for throwing four touchdown passes. 
Rookie running back Tim Smith rushed 
for a Superbowl record of 204 yards. 
The Broncos quarterback looked terrible 
as he threw one touchdown and three 
interceptions. 



positions (outside-the-laboratory jobs) in 
sales, government relations, hospital 
liaison committees and technical re- 
cruiting: all of which require a science 
background. 

"People with an aptitude for making 
dollars, getting distribution for products, 
good people skills — and a background 
in science or health care — are in de- 
mand by pharmaceutical, chemical and 
insurance firms, as well as universities." 
Thome said. 

Stevenson adds, "Steady hours, no 
overnight or rotating shifts, greater earn 
ing potential and expanding opportuni- 
ties are attractive features to allied health 
and health care graduates looking for 
that first job." 

Linda Mitchell, also on the Planning 
Committee and manager of employee 
selection and placement at Thomas Jef- 
ferson University, finds that a variety of 
disciplines and opportunities now exist 
for graduates with a Bachelors' Degree in 
health care or the related sciences. She 
looks for "people with traditional skills to 
work in non-traditional roles." 

Rohm & Haas employment specialist 
Rose Lepara. an ONT Planning Com- 
mittee member for 1 1 years, says that 
she looks for science backgrounds in 
people with good personal skills who can 
communicate effectively. She also rec- 
ommends graduates look into HMO or 
health insurance companies where a 
knowledge o; sen .ice and health care is 
essential. 

A "thirst for knowledge." Thorne says, 
is enough for anyone in the sciences to 
succeed in these newer fields. She notes. 
"Now. while so many doors are open, is 
the best time to learn about all health 
care opportunities through participation 
in programs like ONT." 



WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 
RESULTS 

The Aggies made five straight wins on 
January 23rd with a 61-58 victory over 
MAC rival, the University of Scranton 
The win puts the team with a record of 
9-2 overall, and 5-0 in MAC action. 

A comeback late in the first half helped 
DVC get back into this game. In the sec- 
ond half, the tables turned a little bit as 
the Aggies took over the lead. Key play- 
ers in this game included Michelle Shirk 
who had 19 points and 10 rebounds. 
Rhonda Hall who had 12 points (10 in 
the second half) and Lisa Rotz who add- 
ed 16 points and five steals. 

Late in the game the Lady Royals of 
Scranton started to close in on the lead . 
by firing several three-point shots. The 
comeback failed as the Aggies prevailed. 

On Saturday, January 30th. the DVC 
Aggies turned in a 67-55 win over FDU 
Madison. The win marks the sixth victory 
in a row for the team and a record of 6-0 
in MAC action. Overall the Aggies are 
now 9-5. 

The leading scorers for the Aggies 
were Michelle Shirk who contributed 19 
points and 12 rebounds and Trish Dollar- 
ton who scored 13 points. 

Women basketball scoring leaders by 
average: Michelle Shirk 17.6 points. 
Laura Rotz 14.8 points and Rhonda Hill 
9.0 points. 

Games this week: Spring Garden (H) 
on February 1 , Scranton (A) on February 
3 and Cedar Crest (H) on February 6. 2 
p.m. 



PART TIME 
HELP WANTED 

Miscellaneous bindery work. Start 
at $4.50/hour. Close proximity to 
DVC. For additional information 
contact Barbara at 345-0810. 






Happy 

Valentine's 

Day! 



Vol. XXII. No. 16 



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NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday, February 12. 1988 



6TH ANNUAL CAREER DAY 



• WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17 • 
11 A.M. to 4 P.M. in the Student Center 

Full time summer employment for 
Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors 

Internships (summer & fall) for 
Sophomores, Juniors 

Full time positions for 
Seniors 

EVERYONE IS WELCOME! 

Dress to Impress • Seniors bring your resumes! 

WET AND WONDERFUL DVC EXHIBIT PLANNED 
FOR PHILADELPHIA FLOWER SHOW 



These companies are ready and waiting 

for your interviews: 



What do you get when you combine, 
over 66 tons of sand: 40 tons of stone: 
thousands of gallons of water: educa- 
tional information and displays: over 100 
species of aquatic, sub-aquatic and mois- 
ture-loving plants displayed in an imagi- 
native "idea-scape": over 50 college stu- 
dents planning, designing, growing, 
building and praying: and almost a year's 
worth of sweat and hard work? 

You have DVC's 1988 Philadelphia 
Flower Show exhibit entitled "Water 
Gardening — A World of Its Own." 

DVC's educational exhibit will illustrate 
the use of water-loving plants in the land- 
scape, provide culture and care informa- 
tion and how-to demonstrations which 
should prove invaluable to area garden- 
ers. The exhibit will consist of multiple 
level ponds aquascaped with water lilies 
and other aquatic plants, with moisture- 
loving companion plants used in areas 
surrounding the water. The lowest area 
of the exhibit will portray a bog planted 
with an interesting array of marginal and 
bog plants. 

All plants will have detailed labeling 
and be accompanied by educational in- 
formation. Demonstrations will be dis- 
tributed throughout the College's major 
exhibit. 

Students from the College have been 
exhibiting at the Philadelphia Flower 
Show for nearly 40 years. But this marks 
one of the most difficult and ambitious 
projects to date, according to Dr. John 
Martin, chairman of the College's nation- 
ally-known Ornamental Horticulture de- 
partment. Over 130 different plant 
species are being forced for the show: 
most are plants which usually flower in 
the summer and are being made to flower 
as much as eight months out of season. 
Many of the species have never been ex- 
hibited at the Flower Show before. 

"With so many plants which are diffi- 
cult to force and very little information on 



forcing available, the chance for failure is 
great," said Martin. "But forcing the 
plants may be the least of our problems. 
Getting these sprawling water plants out 
of our tanks and down to the Civic Cen- 
ter in one piece may be our toughest 
challenge." 

Despite the potential for disaster, says 
Martin. DVC students always seem to 
rise to the occasion to produce one 
award-winning exhibit after another at 
the Philadelphia Flower Show. 

The difficulties of putting together an 
exhibit of this size are staggering, said 
Martin. Students have been working on 
it since last September. Plants and other 
material for the exhibit have been gath- 
ered from across the United States. Most 
of the plants are being grown by students 
in the College's greenhouses in large 
pools which have been specially con- 
structed to forcing Flower Show plant 
material. 

High temperatures and high intensity 
lighting to extend day-length are being 
used in an effort to duplicate summer 
conditions. Some plants had to be chilled 
for months in coolers prior to forcing to 
aid in flowering. Despite all the care and 
coaxing, many plants will never make it 
to the exhibit. A few days prior to the 
show, many plants which prove impossi- 
ble to force will be shipped in flower from 
Texas by air. especially for the DVC 
exhibit. 

The Philadelphia Flower Show is the 
largest indoor flower show in the world. 
Over 250,000 people are expected to at 
tend the 1988 show, which carries a 
theme of "The World is Our Garden." 
The show opens to the public on March 
6 and runs through March 13. 

Advance sale tickets are available from 
the College, from florists, nurseries and 
garden centers, and from the Pennsyl- 
vania Horticultural Society, which spon- 
sors the show 



1. Agway, Inc. 

2. American Breeders Service 

3. Argus Research 

4. Atlantic Breeders Cooperative 

5. Beacon Nutrena Feeds 

6. Brickman Industries, Inc. 

7. Chapel Valley Landscape Co. 

8. ChemLawn Services Corp. 

9. CIBA - Geigy Corp. 

10. Colonial Kitchen Foods, Inc. 

11. The Conrad Pyle Co. 

12. Control Environmental Services, 
Inc. 

13. Davis Landscape Contractors, Inc. 

14. Ecogen, Inc. 

15. Farm Credit Services 

16. Farmer's Home Administration 

17. Flower Time. Inc. 

18. Fisher Brothers, Inc. 

19. Foliage Plant Systems. Inc. 

20. Frank's Nursery & Crafts 

21. Friendly Ice Cream Corp. 

22. Gale Nurseries, Inc. 

23. Garden Gate Landscaping. Inc. 

24. Green Baron Garden Supply. Inc. 

25. Hahnemann University 

26. Hazelton Research Products. Inc. 

27. IBM Corporation 

28. Kraft Dairy Group 

29. Landscape Maintenance Services. 
Inc. 

30. Lehigh Agricultural & Biological 
Services 

31. Lipinski Landscaping & Irrigation 
32 L.J. Makrancy & Sons. Inc. 

33. Medical College of Pennsylvania 

34. Merck Sharp & Dohme Research 
Labs. 

35. Moon/Rickert Nurseries 

36. Moyer & Sons. Inc. 

37. Nabisco Brands. Inc. 

38. Parker Interior Landscape 

39. Pars, Inc. 

40. Pennfield Corp. 

41. Pennsylvania State University 

Assistance Requested 

We need help! We would like you to 
help us on Career Day — putting up 
signs on tables — registration — greeters 
— etc. 

If you are able to give us a hand, we 
would appreciate it. Please see Mrs 
Reiter and let her know if you will be free 
to help. If you have a friend that would 
like to help, bring them along. 



MISSING YOU? 

WE NEED YOUR HELP! 

February 24, 1988 

12:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. 

All-Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS! 

Please help us reach our goal! 

Blood donation sign-up cards are 
available in the Residence Life Of- 
fice, in the Snack Bar area of the 
Student Center and the dorms. 



42. College of Agriculture. PA State 
University 

43. Pepsi Cola Bottling Group 

44. Perdue, Inc. 

45. Peticote Farm & Huff n Puff 
Embryo Transfer 

46. Philadelphia College of Osteopathic 
Medicine 

47. Pitman-Moore, Inc. 

48. Poley Landscape 

49. Princeton Nurseries 

50. Purina Mills. Inc 

51. Quality Floral & Garden Center. 
Inc. 

52. R. Montgomery I andscape Co. 

53. Rodale Press. Inc. 

54. Rorer Pharmaceutical Corporation 

55. Rohm & Haas. Inc. 

56. Rolling Greens. Inc. 

57. Rolling Hills Hospital 

58. Rotelle, Inc. 

59. Royer's Flowers, Inc. 

60. Rutgers Graduate School 

61. Shearon Environmental Design 

62. Shemin Nurseries 

63. Sire Power. Inc. 

64. Smith Kline & French Laboratories 

65. Southern States Cooperative 

66. Squibb Institute 

67. Thomas & Berts Corp. 

68. US Air Force 

69. US Army 

70. United Parcel Service 

71. US Peace Corp 

72. US Restaurants 

73. USDA Agriculture Marketing 

74. USDA Soil Conservation 

75. US Marines 

76. Wampler-Longacre. Inc. 

77. Wanner Corp. 

78. Waterloo Gardens 

79. R.A. Weidel Corp. 

80. Wistar Institute 

81. Young's, Inc. 



Placement Office 

Interviews for the Week 

of February 15th 

Wednesday, February 17th 

CAREER DAY 
Student Center APR 
11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. 

Thursday, February 18th 

AGWAY, INC. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 pm. 

PERDUE, INC. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

SOUTHERN STATES 
COOPERATIVE 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00p.m 

For individual Interviews, please 
sign up in the Placement Office. 



COLLEGE NAMES 
ASSOCIATE DEAN FOR 
ACADEMIC SERVICES 

Dr. Craig Hill was recently named 
Associate Dean for Academic Services at 
DVC, it was announced by Dr. John C. 
Mertz, Dean of Academic Affairs. Dr. 
Hill will be responsible for the coordina- 
tion and optimal management of the ser- 
vice areas that support the academic pro- 
grams at the College. 

The newly-created position covers the 
services of the Library, the Student 
Counseling Center, the Writing and 
Mathematics Skills Center, the Act 101 
Program, the Audio- Visual Center, the 
Placement Office and the Registrar's Of- 
fice. Dr. Hill will report to the Dean of 
Academic Affairs and will be a member 
of the Academic Executive Committee. 

"I believe the creation of this position is 
a commitment on the part of the College 
administration to recognize the impor- 
tance of the systems that support the 
students," said Dr. Hill. "In addition, the 
College is very sensitive to the special 
needs of the non -traditional student and 
to the increasing numbers of these: adult 
students, students with English as a sec- 
ond language, international students, 
even our Honors students and those 
who have particular academic needs. 

"DVC is aware of the impact these stu- 
dents make on the institution, and is tak- 
ing steps to incorporate structures for 
even stronger support." 

MEN'S BASKETBALL 

(11 10, 6-6 in the MAC) 

The Aggies began their three-game 
week with a non -conference opponent. 
Spring Garden. In this game DVC started 
out quickly with a 13-1 scoring spurt. By 
halftime the lead was at 10. Throughout 
most of the second half the Aggies were 
in control, and with seven minutes left in 
the game they widened the lead to 18. 
The Bobcats of Spring Garden wouldn't 
die. They inched their way back into the 
game and late in the second half the lead 
went to four. That is as far as the lead be- 
came as the Aggies went on for the 
80-74 victory. 

DVC had four players in double fig- 
ures. Dwight Weldon led all Aggie 
scorers with 21. Also leading the way 
was Charles DeShield with 18 points and 
Joe Butts with 16. 12 which were three- 
pointers. 

On Saturday the Aggies were back at 
home after returning from Scranton to 
take on Messiah College. In this game 
the Aggies built up an 11 point lead into 
halftime only to see Messiah hit a three- 
point shot and send the game into over- 
time. In the extra period the Aggies took 
charge and won the game 76-71. In this 
game all five starters finished with double 
figures, with Joe Butts leading the Aggies 
with 20 points. Dwight Weldon and John 
Boone each had 1 1 points. 

On Wednesday. February 3, both the 
men's and women's basketball teams 
went to Scranton to take on the Royals 
of the University of Scranton . Along with 
the teams came two busses of DVC stu- 
dents to root for their team. The games 
both ended in losses, 73-47 for the 
women and a 78-56 loss for the men's 
team. The losses didn't seem to matter to 
the students who had a great time 
anyway. 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 
Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photography/ Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Reporter Dave Frank 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



DVC'S BLOCK AND BRIDLE SHOW TEAM DEBUT 



by James DeCourcey 

Something new and exciting was pres- 
ent at the 1988 Pennsylvania Farm Show. 
The idea turned many heads and hosted 
numerous positive comments. What was 
this innovative and provocative pro- 
gram? Why?, it was the DVC Block and 
Bridle Show Team. 

The Show Team made its debut at 
Farm Show, exhibiting seven head of 
Polled Hereford beef cattle. The pro- 
gram was put together to increase the 
popularity of the College with the general 
public and the professional livestock in- 
dustry. The Show Team was also orga- 
nized to permit club members to experi- 
ence the professional show industry. The 
preparations for the exhibition were 
completed entirely by the Block and 
Bridle club. Mr. Rodney Gilbert, live- 
stock superintendent of Farm # 3. assisted 
in the selection of animals and the orga- 
nization of equipment. Many students 
who participated in the program sacri- 
ficed time during Thanksgiving and 
Christmas vacation to prepare for the 
debut. 

The animals arrived at the Farm Show 
Complex on January 9th and remained 
there until January 15:... During this 
time, club members cared for the animals 
and prepared them for competition. The 
daily routine included feeding, washing 
and grooming. In addition, club mem- 
bers maintained the exhibit area and 



entertained questions concerning DVC. 
The animals were exhibited in the main 
arena on January 13th. Fitting and 
showing responsibilities were completed 
by Show Team participants. The animals 
fared rather well, especially the bull calf, 
DVC Renegade W13, who placed fourth 
out of sixteen in competition. 

The club put together a display, which 
allowed the public to take a look at the 
College's various programs. Information 
concerning the opportunities available at 
the College was also presented . Besides 
representing the institution as an active 
member of the livestock industry, the 
Show Team participated in recruiting 
prospective students. Members of the 
College community, in addition to peo- 
ple outside the College, were impressed 
with the Show Team program. With this 
outlook, the Show Team will perhaps 
represent DVC at the Eastern National 
Livestock Show and the Keystone Inter- 
national Livestock Exposition in the near 
future. The Show Team also plans to ex- 
hibit sheep and swine in competition. 

Success of the program's debut is due 
to the participation of Block and Bridle 
club members. Special thanks go out to 
Gary Apgar, Rebecca Rice. Peter Brum- 
mer, Dina Vidmar and Christina Boyer 
for their assistance. Special thanks is also 
given to Dr. Hofsaess. Dr. Hill and Mr. 
Gilbert for their support. 



College Students Participate 
in Pennsylvania Farm Show 

Students from DVC, the only private 
four-year agricultural college in the state, 
participated in the Pennsylvania Farm 
Show, January 9 through 15. taking 
awards for livestock and taking part in 
other farm show activities. 

During the opening ceremonies, two 
DVC students made a presentation to 
Gov. William Casey on behalf of the Col- 
lege's agriculture programs. Agricultural 
ambassadors Ann Marie Luno of Spring- 
ville. NY and Brad A. Bittner. Kersey. 
PA. presented Gov. Casey with a hand- 
made basket containing commodities rep- 
resenting the seven agriculture majors, 
which are Animal Husbandry. Dairy 
Husbandry. Food Industry, Agronomy, 
Horticulture, Ornamental Horticulture 
and Agribusiness. 

The dairy students presented an ex- 
hibit that placed in the top five awards for 
three of the four days of the competition . 
In the Ayrshire breed, the College took 
first place with DVC Major Penelope, a 
two-year-old cow, and fifth with the aged 
cow, DVC Albi Julie (five years old). A 



four-year-old Brown Swiss. DVC Jubila- 
tion Mira. finished in second place. In the 
Holstein competition, two-year-old DVC 
Columbus Asterine placed third, to be- 
come the highest placed DVC Holstein 
in the past five years. Another Holstein. 
DVC Sexation Apple, finished eighth in 
the four-year-old class. 

Cheryl Warren. Rick Lawrence. Laine 
Hellein, Scott Cooper and Ann Marie 
Luno provided the work force that cared 
for the exhibit and prepared the dairy 
cattle for the show. Assisting with show 
day preparations were Andy Greenleaf. 
Robert Zeigler and Kathy Johnson. 

Polled Hereford cattle were shown by 
students in the Animal Husbandry major. 
The seven head that were exhibited placed 
in the following classes: late junior year- 
ling bulls, individual, second place: late 
spring cull calves, individual, fourth 
place: early summer yearling heifers, in- 
dividual, fifth place: late spring heifer 
calves, individual, tenth and eleventh 
place: late junior yearling heifers, individ- 
ual, twelfth place: and junior yearling 
calves, individual, thirteenth. 

In addition, DVC's Get of Sire took a 
fourth place and Best of Six Head an 
eighth in group classes. 



Wrestling Results Intcrhall Council News 



Tuesday, February 2, marked the Ag- 
gies first of two wins last week with a 
27-13 win over MAC opponent King's 
College. During the match DVC wrestlers 
won eight out of 10 matches. Among 
these matches were: At 177 lbs. Garth 
Lakitsky pinned Bob Graw in 58 seconds. 
At 118 lbs. Mike Zarbatany won by deci- 
sion. 6-2, over Stan Motyka and at 167 
lbs. Randy Worell defeated Pat Wood by 
a 10-0 decision. 

The second victory for the Aggies oc- 
curred on Saturday, February 6, as DVC 
rolled over Moravian 37-5. Out of the 10 
matches that took place, nine resulted in 
wins. Victories included: At 142 lbs. Jim 
Boday pinned Ken Murphy. At heavy- 
weight Jamie Nyce won by forfeit and at 
158 lbs. Mark Ambrose defeated John 
Potkovac by a 15-1 decision. 

Games this week: Elizabethtown (H) 
on February 10 and Western Maryland 
(H) on February 13, 2 p.m. 



Interhall Council is a new organization 
at DVC this year Its main purpose is to 
help improve dorm life. A balloon sale 
and hall decorating contest were spon- 
sored in December. 

We would like to express our special 
thanks to the guys in Samuel for ap- 
proaching us in co-sponsoring the Valen- 
tine Carnation Sale. Also a special wel- 
come to Brooke Kerby and James Nyce 
the two new representatives from Samuel 
and Julie Dieter as our new Student 
Government representative. 

Officers 

President P.J Guyre 

Vice President Lany High 

Secretary Margaret Schultz 

Treasurer Neil Bittner 

ICC Representatives .... Sean McAffe 
Dawn Marie Richard 



GUIDES NEEDED FOR 
CHILDREN'S FARM TOURS 

The Farm & Dairy Tours for elemen- 
tary school children will start up the week 
of March 21 this spring. Schedules are 
now being filled with reservations from 
area schools for the one- hour DVC stu- 
dent-led tours of the dairy and Farm *3. 

These tours, planned through the Of- 
fice of Public Information, require coop- 
eration from YOU. the students. A spe- 
cial form of community outreach, the 
tours bring over a thousand children and 
their teachers and parents to the campus 
each year. The visits are informally- led. 
with the guides relying on the animals 
themselves to provide the fun! Short, 
simple explanations add to the interest, 
sometimes coordinating with classroom 
"studies" on nutrition and farm products. 

This semester, the tours are scheduled 
for Monday and Tuesday, mornings and 
afternoons. Tour guides will be paid for 
each tour they lead. The time you will 
need to set aside is 9:50-11:35 a.m. or 
12:20-2:05 p.m.. approximately, for the 
10 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. tours. 

If you like to spend time with young 
children, if you are interested in talking 
about the dairy and farm programs at 
your College, and if you can find time for 
one or more tours, contact the Office of 
Public Information immediately, Lasker 
Hall. ext. 2306. 

We need your help to make the farm 
tours this spring as successful as they 
have been in the pasi. 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 

(11-6. 6-1 in the MAC) 

On Monday. February 1, the Aggies 
took on the Bobcats of Spring Garden 
for the first of three games last week. The 
Aggies had trouble with the Bobcats 
tough defense. Throughout the first half 
the Aggies had few scoring droughts and 
by halftime DVC trailed by five. The sec- 
ond half was just like the first with DVC 
struggling with Spring Garden's defense. 
The Aggies did make it close as they 
trailed by only two with less than four 
minutes left in the game. The Bobcats, 
however, did hold on and won the game 
70-63. 

Saturday marked the third game of 
the week for the Aggies, February 6. as 
they took on Cedar Crest at home. The 
Aggies virtually mounted an offensive 
explosion as they won the game 102-60. 
Seven DVC scorers finished in double 
figures. Leading the scorers in this ball 
game were Laura Rotz (20 points) , Lisa 
Long (18 points) and Michelle Shirk (16 
points). 

Games this week: Kings (A) on Febru- 
ary 8. FDU- Madison (A) on February 
10, Lycoming (H) on February 12. 7 
p.m. and Widener (H) on February 13. 
6 p.m. 

* This Week on Campus * 

+ SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 13 * 

* WBBvs Widener (H), 6 pm * 

* MBB vs. Kings (H). 8 pm + 

* W vs. W Maryland (A). 2 p.m. * 

* SUNDAY. FEBRUARY 14 * 

* Valentine's Day! ♦ 

* MONDAY. FEBRUARY 15 

* NO CLASSES! 

* WBBvs Upsala (H). 7pm 

* WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 17 

CAREER DAY! 

MBB vs Lycoming (A). 8 p m 

^ THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 18 

^ Follow a Monday schedule 

^ Campus Film Stake Out. 9pm in 

APR 



"Jabberworks. 9pm in AFK . 

**************** 



FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 19 

"Jabberworks."' 9 p.m. in APR 





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Friday. February 19. 1988 




REPTILE WORLD VISITS DVC 



Peeling plavs with pet python 

O.H. Partnership With 
Industry Pays Off 

by Dr. John Martin 

To date, over $10,000 has been do- 
nated to the College in needed materials, 
plants, supplies and service through a 
unique 'Partnership with Industry' pro 
gram started by the O.H. Department 
this past fall The program was the 'brain- 
child' of Daniel Alexander, Superinten- 
dent of Campus Greenhouses, and was 
implemented and coordinated with the 
help and support of Linda Dolby. Direc- 
tor of Development. The concept of the 
program is simple — to provide industry 
with an easy way to support Ornamental 
Horticulture education and to develop a 
closer relationship between the college, 
students and industry. While it is often 
impossible for industry to provide cash 
support, it was felt that they could and 
would like to underwrite educational 
programs by donating supplies, materials, 
plants or services which the college 
would otherwise have to purchase for 
teaching use. The college, in turn, could 
keep industry in touch with its educa- 
tional programs through the O.H. News- 
letter, tours, inclusion on the O.H. in- 
dustry advisory committee, etc. 

As of now. the following companies 
have joined with the college in this 
educational partnership: 

Yoder Brothers 

Oglevee Floral Company 

W. Atlee Burpee Company 

Lilypons Water Gardens 

Henry Michell Co. 

H. Stanford Roberts, Inc. 

East Coast Growers 

Dillen Products 

Klerk's Plastic Products 

Sierra Chemical 

E.C. Geiger 

Tinari Greenhouses 

H.G German Seeds 

W.R. Grace & Company 

OS. Plastics 

Whitmire Research Labs 

Mallinckrodt Chemical Co. 

Franklin China 
It is hoped that this program will con- 
tinue and expand over the years and that 
relationships established in the program 
can be perpetuated for the benefit of Or- 
namental Horticulture education, stu- 
dents and the industry itself. 



When my editor asked if I could cover 
the presentation by Reptile World last 
Wednesday, my response was. "Sure, as 
long as I don't have to touch anything 
slimy or get close to an animal that wig- 
gles its tongue." For as long as I can re- 
member, any animal in the reptile class 
has been a source of nightmares and 
goose bumps. So. with great fear and 
trepidation. I attended Clyde Peeling's 
display of tortoises, lizards and snakes. 

I strategically placed myself in the front 
row so I could have the best angle for 
pictures. But. before long, I had an over- 
whelming desire to flee to the back row 
of chairs. Better yet, my dorm room! As 
Mr. Peeling pulled each creature from its 
box, the determination of each animal to 
escape convinced me that one of them 
was going to succeed . I buried myself in 
my boyfriend's sleeve as Mr. Peeling pro- 
ceeded to play tug-o-war with the tail of 
a King Cobra. I knpw it would take only 
one mistake on the part of Mr. Peeling 
and that snake was gone. Although each 
venomous snake had an operation to 
disconnect the venom sac from the 
snake's fangs so he could not inject his 
venom if it bit someone. I did not want to 
find out the hard way that the operation 
was unsuccessful. Besides, the pain of 
the bite by one of these snakes still ex- 
isted. Thanks to expert handling of these 
particular reptiles, no escape took place. 

The star of the show was a 17-foot 
python. Mr. Peeling struggled to lift her 



over his head and around his neck, as 
she weighed 100 pounds. The diameter 
of her body was about 8-10 inches. As 
Mr. Peeling spoke about pythons, she 
twisted herself around his arm and 
shoulder in an almost affectionate 
manner. 

The python was the finale of the 
show, after which the audience was in- 
vited to the stage to ask questions and 
pet the python. I went forward in hopes 
of getting more pictures. While waiting 
for a good shot or an opportunity to ask 
questions, I became intrigued with the 
python. A dozen children were petting 
her and holding her head. A friend said 
to me at this point, "Go ahead and pet 
her. Look at these kids. They are half 
your size and they are not afraid." I de- 
cided to touch her because she seemed 
less threatening than 1 imagined. Her 
skin was not slimy but felt like polished 
leather. The python seemed weary from 
the traveling and the overzealous petting 
of the children. I felt a sympathy for her 
and found myself petting her as 1 would 
pet a cat or dog. Up until this day, I had 
never touched a snake in my life. 

Reptile World was not a simple night 
of entertainment but an educational ex- 
perience. Mr. Peeling shared a great deal 
of facts about each reptile subject from 
the leopard tortoise to the milk snake, 
but the most important thing I learned 
that night was to respect rather than fear 
reptiles. 




Safety Survey 



Please read and respond to the following questions concerning safety issues in the 
dormitories and throughout campus. 

1). Where do you think there should be additional lighting? 



2) . What areas of your dormitory are in need of safety attention? 



3) . What areas of campus are in need of safety attention? 



4) . Do you feel safe on campus in general? 



5). FEMALES ONLY: Do you feel your dormitories are safe? 



6). Additional comments or suggestions concerning safety on campus: 



Submit responses to Box 716. 




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MISSING YOU? 

WE NEED YOUR HELP! 

February 24, 198$ 

12:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. 

All-Purpose Room 

OUR GOAL IS 150 PINTS! 

Please help us reach our goal! 

Blood donation sign-up cards are 
available in the Residence Life Of- 
fice, in the Snack Bar area of the 
Student Center and the dorms. 



Bucks County Choral Society 
Scholarships for 1988 

The recipients of the Bucks County 
Choral Society scholarships for 1987-88 
are: David Hirtle '88. Jim Plisco '88, 
Nicholas Shvidrik '88 and Robert Ser- 
geant '88. The four students have been 
members of the DVC Choral Society for 
four years and have served as officers of 
the organization. David Hirtle is President 
this year, Jim Plasco was President in 
1986-87, Nicholas Shvidrik has served 
as Librarian. Secretary/Treasurer and 
Recruiter and Robert Sergeant has been 
a member of the Pennsylvania Collegiate 
Chorus all four years. 

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This Week on Campus 

SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 20 

Professional Wrestling. James Work 
Gym, 7:30 p.m 

MBBvs Drew (A), 2 p.m 

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 

Bloodmobile, APR, 12-5 p.m. 

« THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 

_H Caesar's Pub. "Marty Bear." five. 9 
M p.m. 

* FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26 

# Wrestling MACs 

« SATURDAY. FEBRUARY 27 

^ and Toy Show, APR 
^ Wrestling MACs 

STAFF 

EditorsinChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photograph],;/ Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Reporter Dave Frank 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shobert. Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



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DEAN'S LIST RECIPIENTS 

Fall 1987 Semester 



NEW PA. 'MILK CRATE' LAW COULD MEAN $300 
FINE AND 90 DAYS FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS 



CLASS OF 1988 

Reading Ashton 
David Bachinsky 
Michele Bankert 
Susan Bittell 
Sharon Boram 
Robin Briley 
Lisa Capreri 
Greg Christiansen 
Joanne Clemens 
Penny Coren 
Joan Gallo 
Donald Griffing 
Laura Handler 
Charles Hess 
Michael Hicks 
Francis Hofstaedter 
Dan Hoke 
Lisa Kardane 
Rita Lesh 
Deborah Masciulli 
Sean McAfee 
Scott Moore 
Patricia Moorzitz 
Jennifer Nuss 
Anne Palumbo 
Kenneth Pecota 
Robert Quinby 
Anita Scamack 
Richard Shaddinger 
Richard Trickett 
Kathryne Vohs 
Ted Zajac 

CLASS OF 1989 

Thomas Allen 
Gary Apgar 
Leonard Azzarano 
Ann Bastian 
Terry Berryman 
Glenn Carlson 
Matthew Claupalio 
Joan Comly 
April DeGeorge 
William Demarco 
Bruce Debrigida 
Timothy Donnelly 
Lisa Dougherty 
Julie Dutton 
Tracy Ebert 
Deborah Emmert 
Laura Etzweiler 
Patricia Fawber 
Kathleen Feron 
Colleen Frederick 
Kathleen Furey 



Alexander Harris 
Timothy Hayden 
James Ivy 
Christina Jacob 
Jeffrey Ken 
Michael King 
Brian Klotz 
Richard Kulp 
William Lamack 
Carolyn Lehman 
Tracy Marshall 
James Martin 
Sean Miller 
Nancy Ondra 
Timothy Rimmer 
Patricia Rupell 
Robert Sully 
Lisa Thorton 
Dianne Vagasky 
William Weller " 
Janis Wozar 
Michael Zarbatany 

CLASS OF 1990 

Keith Alderfer 
Suzanne S. Barnhurst 
Brad A. Bittner 
Christine Boyer 
Caroline Ann Carpenter 
Audrey Daniel 
Robert Deemer 
Lisa Desher 
David Ebright 
James Etheridge 
Kimberly Flosdorf 
Pamela Frey 
Kevin Guldin 
Scott Hargraves 
Shawn Hennigan 
Kristina Heston 
Susan Higley 
William Hoff 
Thomas Hojnowski 
Carol Janovsky 
Jennifer Jesiolowski 
Dennis Keeler 
Todd Koch 
William Liakakos 
Beverly Lichota 
Fay Lobaugh 
Kay Lobaugh 
Brian Manley 
Kathleen McGough 
Richard Mercier 
Michele Neely 
Tracy Pentz 
Samantha Porter 



Frank Reich 
Philip Saul 
Timothy Schuster 
Galen Snyder 
Max Sperry 
Sharon Sykes 
Eric Thomas 
Mary Ann Thompson 
Kristine Tompkins 
Jill Wolfe 

CLASS OF 1991 

Vered Admi 
Mark Ambrose 
Dina Antonelli 
Brian Bayda 
Christine Borowski 
Bradley Braun 
Heather Brown 
Kelli Carpenter 
Brendon Cawood 
Michael Chroscinski 
Audra Cinalli 
Corey Cluck 
Kelley Cunningham 
Paul DiMaria 
Lisa Dietrich 
Daniel French 
Darell Garner 
Kristian Garver 
Patricia Giman 
Frank Gunson 
Laurence Guyot 
Connie Herb 
Christian Hofstaedter 
Jun Iwata 
Christine Landes 
Douglas Linde 
John Maniatty 
Jeffrey Martin 
Christina McColgan 
Jon McCracken 
Robert McDonnell 
Erin McGowan 
Donna Mibszar 
Julie Rabin 
Colin Ringer 
Arthur Ruediger 
Rebecca Schatschneider 
Theresa Schneider 
Elizabeth Schandor 
Steven Shetterly 
Kerry Slack 
Lora Smith 
Robert Tabachnick 
Joseph Turchi 



Thoughts From 
A Broken Heart 

byP...A...D 

IT'S OVER . . I GUESS THINGS 

HAPPEN FOR THE BEST? 

But a day doesn't go by. 

THAT I DON'T THINK ABOUT HER 

And a night doesn't go by. 

THAT I DON'T ASK GOD TO 

WATCH OVER HER 

But does she ever think of me? 

I THINK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD 

TIMES WE HAD! 

But does she think about these? 

ALL THE TIMES WE JOKED. 

LAUGHED AND CRIED! 

Now when we see each other, we 

barely even say hi; 

SOMETIMES WE CANT EVEN SAY 

THAT 

We were so open, we could talk about 

anything; 

NOW WE DON'T EVEN TALK' 

No matter what. 

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT 

HER. RIGHT OR WRONG. 

But I just can't help but wonder. 

DO I EVER CROSS YOUR MIND 

ANYMORE????? 

Will I ever know? . . . 

Should I ever know? 

ONE . . . FOUR . THREE 



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$5,000 

Teacher 

Scholarships 

For 

rior Students 



The U.S. Congress is looking 
for a few great teachers and of- 
fers $5,000 scholarships to en- 
courage superior students to 
pursue teaching careers 

The Paul Douglas Teacher Scholar- 
ship Program provides scholarships to 
academically talented students who 
want to teach in preschool, elemen 
tary or secondary schools. Your Guid- 
ance Counselor, if you are in high 
school or your Financial Aid Officer if 
you are in college, will have more in 
formation about the scholarships Ap 
plications may be obtained from them. 

Deadline: May 1, 1988 

The Pennsylvania Higher Education 

Assistance Agency 

P.O. Box K114" 

Harrisburg. PA 17105X114 

(717) 975-5380 



Edinboro University student Wayne 
Conway ' C X) was vegging out in his girl- 
friend's room at Scranton Hall when a 
flustered Resident Assistant rapped on 
the door. 

"If you have milk crates." the R A 
said, "you better get them out of your 
room and into the hall right now. The 
Milk Crate Police are coming with search 
warrants and they're going to fine any 
one who has one." 

The Milk Crate Police? 

"For the next two hours, it was general 
mayhem on the Edinboro campus." says 
Conway, a staff reporter for the campus 
paper. The Spectator. Conway says the 
word spread to six other dorms and milk 
crates were literally thrown out of dorm 
rooms to the campus grounds. In the 
end. 400 milk cases were collected at 
Edinboro University that night. 

The story, it turned out. was a hoax. 

"There is no such thing as the 'Milk 
Crate Police.'" laughs Earl Fink of the 
Pennsylvania Association of Milk Dealers 
in Harrisburg. "But the Edinboro incident 
does have a ring of truth. It is now against 
the law to misuse milk crates in your dorm 
room, apartment or wherever." 

In fact, the new state law went into ef- 
fect on December 6th. making it illegal to 
steal milk crates. If you're now caught by 
an R.A. or campus security officer, you 
could conceivably face a surprisingly stiff 
punishment, says Fink — a fine of up to 
$300 or a jail sentence of up to ninety 
(90) days. 

Last Saturday, a junior on Penn State's 
Main Campus who asked not to be iden- 
tified begrudgingly gave up the three 
milk crates on the final day of amnesty to 
a local dairy. He had used the crates to 
store his heavy metal LP collection. 
While surrendering them, the student 
grumbled. "The punishment does not fit 



the crime. Why is it so harsh?" 

As Fink explains, "Most students don't 
realize that annual loss in stolen milk 
cases exceeds millions and millions of 
dollars in the state of Pennsylvania alone. 
The only way these dollars can be recov- 
ered is by raising milk prices — which is 
something nobody wants. It hurts con- 
sumers, it hurts the farmers, it even hurts 
the students who are on their school's 
meal plan. Everyone loses. 

"The tough new law is necessary to 
slow the loss in milk crates." says Fink 

College students are especially notori- 
ous for pilfering milk crates. The colorful 
plastic cubes are commonplace in dorm 
rooms as efficient storage for Economic 
texts. Pink Floyd LP's or the semester's 
syllabi. Indeed, Edinboro's Conway esti 
mates that prior to the raid, one out of 
every four students on that campus pos- 
sessed at least one milk crate "Many 
guys I know have up to ten or more milk 
cases." 

That's no longer allowed. Fink says. 
"Many college administrators are sympa 
thetic to our attempt to keep milk prices 
low and they're pledging their coopera- 
tion to round up cases — and violators 
— now that the new law has gone into 
effect." 

Fink urges students who currently 
have milk cases in their dorm rooms to 
return them to any l^cal store that sells 
milk. "That way. y.)U can avoid the risk 
of a heavy fine and criminal record if 
caught 'in possession' by the authorities " 

Fink says that legislators who pushed 
the bill into iaw regretted having to take 
the action, but "consumers have been 
paying for milk crate theft for too long 
and it must stop. 

"The authorities now have the power 
to punish milk crate thieves and it looks 
like they will exercise it." Fink concludes 



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On-Campus Interviews 

FRIDAY, MARCH 4 

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Friday. February 26. 1988 



DELVAL CLASS OF '87 
HAS 99.5% PLACEMENT 



Placement figures for the College's 
Class of 1987 have been tabulated and 
they show that 99.5% of the 216 gradu- 
ates who entered the job market within 
six months of graduation were employed 
or enrolled in graduate school. One stu- 
dent chose not to pursue either option. 

In 1986. the College placed 100% of 
its 242 graduates. The cumulative place- 
ment record for the past four years is 
98.6%. 

Even more impressive for the 1987 
figures is that 87.4% of those who are 
employed are working within their major 
field. Among the career opportunities 
pursued by the 1987 grads are: sales, 
research, production supervision, quality 
control inspection and management 
training. 

Other graduates are enrolled in medi- 
cal, dental or veterinary schools as well 
as schools of optometry, podiatry and 
osteopathy. Still others are continuing 
their education in the fields of medical 
technology, physical therapy, occupation- 
al therapy, nursuing and sports medicine. 

"Their employment figures are a tribute 
to our hard-working students and our 
dedicated faculty." said H. William 
Craver. Director of Placement at DelVal. 
"All we can do in the Placement Office is 
make sure the employment opportunities 
are available. It's up to the student to 
land the job." 



Craver announced the College's place- 
ment record, which is culled from a sur- 
vey required by the Pennsylvania State 
Department of Higher Education, at the 
College's annual Career Day. held Febru- 
ary 17th. Over 85 companies, the most 
ever, participated in Career Day which 
was held in the Student Center. 

One of the reasons for the College's 
outstanding placement record is its 
educational philosophy of science with 
practice, said Craver. Students receive 
an education which stresses a hands-on 
approach to learning. Combined with an 
Employment Program in which students 
are required to complete 24 weeks of 
supervised employment within their major 
field of study, graduates from DelVal are 
well-prepared to assume key positions in 
agriculture, science and business. A wide- 
ranging variety of cooperative programs 
and internships are some other ways in 
which students are prepared to join the 
working world. 

Some of the services provided by the 
Placement Office include conducting 
seminars on resume writing and interview 
techniques, maintaining bulletin boards 
filled with full time, part-time and summer 
job opportunities and hosting industry 
personnel representatives on campus. A 
lifetime placement service is also available 
to all DelVal grads. 



DELAWARE VALLEY COLLEGE 
PLACEMENT FIGURES FOR THE CLASS OF 1987 



Degree Program 



Employed Employed Pursuing 

in Field of in Other Employed Advanced Not Seeking 
Preparation Field Part-time Degree Employment 



Agribusiness 


10 


4 





1 





Agronomy 


8 








3 





Animal Husbandry 


27 


7 





4 





Biology 


10 


4 





4 





Business Administration 


50 


9 





2 


1 


Chemistry 


4 








1 





Dairy Husbandry 


9 














Food Industry 


7 








2 





Horticulture 


4 














Ornamental Horticulture 


38 








4 






TOTALS 



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DVC in the Movies 

A bit of Hollywood came to Delaware 
Valley College on Presidents' Day. A film 
crew, from Philadelphia not Hollywood, 
was on campus that day to catch DVC's 
Ornamental Horticulture students in the 
act of preparing for the 1988 Philadelphia 
Flower Show. Footage shot by the inde- 
pendent film company in and around the 
College's greenhouse ranges will, we 
hope, become part of a documentary film 
being produced by the Pennsylvania 
Horticultural Society This 16 mm color 
film detailing the start to finish of the 
world's largest indoor flower show will be 
made cable and public television. Like 
many a star, we could wind up on the 
cutting room floor, or we could be on our 
way to stardom. Watch for us soon in a 
theater near you. 



Apiary Society 
Meeting Set 

The DVC Apiary Society will be hold- 
ing one of their clandestine meetings on 
Wednesday, March 2. 1988 starting at 
7:00 p.m. Topic for the evening will be 
"Mead." Mead is an alcoholic beverage 
made from dilute honey, nutrients and 
yeast. It is supposedly the oldest alcoholic 
beverage known to man and it gained 
"fame" from the fact that the Vikings 
were reported to have drunk is out of the 
skulls of their enemies! 

If you are interested to learn more 
about this beverage, you are cordially in- 
vited to attend the meeting. SAMPLES 
of mead will also be available for trying, 
but you must provide your own skull! 



National FFA Week 
February 20th to 27th 

More than 416,000 FFA members will 
promote FFA, agriculture and the food 
and fiber industry during National FFA 
Week, February 20-27. 

FFA members in more than 8.000 
chapters across the U.S., including the 
District of Columbia, Puerto Rico and the 
Virgin Islands, will be organizing events 
to create awareness of and support for 
high school agriculture and FFA. Col- 
legiate chapters across the nation support 
high school chapters along with being ac- 
tive in the community and on campus. 

This year's theme for the week, "FFA- 
Agriculture's New Spirit." will be seen 
throughout communities nationwide, not 
only through promotional efforts of local 
members, but also through a national 
public service announcement campaign. 

FFA activities emphasize leadership 
skills, innovative practices and the ap- 
plications of both to the industry of 
agriculture. 

Larry Case, national FFA advisor, said 
"Agriculture is rising to the occasion and 
becoming more efficient in a competitive 
spirit. This new spirit is evident in FFA 
members who are preparing themselves 
for important careers in agriscience, agri- 
business and production agriculture. To- 
day's FFA members are tomorrow's agri- 
culture leaders who will be competing in 
an international marketplace. FFA 
chapters across the nation are planning 
special events which will show how ca- 
reers in marketing, research, engineering, 
communication, computers, agribusiness 
and many other fields are developing 
two of our greatest resources — young 
people and agriculture." 

Each year FFA Week is held during 
the week of George Washington's birth- 
day to recognize his leadership and com- 
mitment to American agriculture. Both 
the National FFA Center and the National 
FFA Hall of Achievement are located on 
part of Washington's original Mount Ver- 
non estate near Alexandria, Virginia. 

FFA activities and award programs 
give students practical experience in the 
application of agricultural skills and 
knowledge. Developing agricultural 
leadership, cooperation and citizenship is 
FFA's major objective. 

U.S. Geological Survey 
Seeking Summer Help 

The West Trenton, N.J. office of the 
United States Geological Survey has a 
number of summer positions available 
for qualified students. Students with a 
background in Agronomy, Biology or 
Chemistry would probably be the most 
qualified, though those in other majors 
might qualify. 

The Survey is working on a number of 
interesting projects for which they need 
summer help. Included in these programs 
are studies of "Irrigation Water Demand 
Monitoring," "Agricultural Water Uses." 
"Ground Water Surveys." "Hydrotech- 
nology." "Estuary Studies" and a number 
of others. 

If you think that you might be at all in- 
terested in working for the Geological 
Survey this summer, contact Dr. Bert- 
hold. Ext. 2285. Room 203 Mandell for 
further information. 



Beekeeping Short 

Course Offered at 

Delaware Valley College 

Delaware Valley College will again be 
offering its popular three-day short course 
on beekeeping. The courses are designed 
for beekeepers, for those considering tak- 
ing up beekeeping and for those interested 
in learning more about the honey bee. 
Beekeeping is a very interesting hobby, 
and in addition to providing the beekeeper 
with honey, bees also provide valuable 
pollination of garden and wild plants. 
Honey bees can be kept just about any 
where: in fact, there are a number of 
people keeping bees in the city of Phila- 
delphia. Over the yt-ars, the course has 
been attended bv people from all over 
the United States, from a number of 
foreign countries, bv local people, as well 
as by many DVC students and faculty 
members. 

The course will include pertinent 
aspects of beekeeping, including equip- 
ment, apiary location, seasonal manage- 
ment, honey production, beeswax candle- 
making and a special seminar by Mrs. 
Mamie Berthold on "Home Uses of 
Honey." Illustrated classroom instruction 
will be coupled with hands-on experience 
using the College's bee yard and its 
Honey House. The course is under the 
direction of Dr. Berthold, the College's 
beekeeping specialist and he will be 
assisted by Mr. Jack Matthenius, the 
N.J. Department of Agriculture Super- 
visor of Bee Culture. 

The spring course will be held on three 
Saturdays, March 26 and April 9 and 
16, 1988 and the summer course will be 
held on Friday. Saturday and Sunday. 
June 24. 25 and 26. 1988. Classes will 
start at 8:30 and end by 4:00 p.m. Fur- 
ther information can be obtained by seeing 
Dr. Berthold, Mrs. Noonan, the Science 
Division Secretary in Mandell Hall or 
Mrs. Martin, the College's Receptionist. 



Chamber Ensemble 
Concert Announced 

The Lenape Chamber Ensemble will 
present a concert of chamber music on 
Sunday. March 6 in the Student Center 
Auditorium at Delaware Valley College 
in Doylestown at 3:00 p.m. 

Featured will be the music of Brahms 
and Schubert with Schubert's String Quar- 
tet in A minor beginning the program. 

This sublime work, a favorite with au- 
diences everywhere, will be given a first- 
class musical reading by Dennis Cleve- 
land, concertmaster of the American 
Ballet Theatre Orchestra . As former first 
violinist of the Audubon String Quartet, 
he has to his credit four international 
prizes. His association with the Lenape 
Ensemble for the past few seasons has 
given added luster to the already fine 
musical interpretations for which the 
group is known. 

The Schubert work will be followed by 
a duo for violin and cello by Bohuslav 
Martinu. A Czechoslovakian composer, 
Martinu composed this duo during the 
earlier part of the century The cello and 
violin have some electrifying music to 
play. 

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Michelle Shirk takes a shot during MAC playoffs 

against Scranton. 

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MEN'S BASKETBALL 

The men's basketball team ended the 
1987-88 season on a somber note by los- 
ing four consecutive games. The losses 
came against FDU Madison, Kings. Ly- 
coming and Drew. As a result of the 
losses, the Aggies fell to 11-14 for the 
season. 

Senior Reflections 

As a senior. I have had many chances 
to pause and reflect upon my college 
career. One thing that stands above all 
others is my freshman year. 

Could it have been made easier? Did 1 
make it more difficult for myself than 
necessary? What could have made the 
transition from home life to college life 
easier? 

Several things come to mind which 
did help me to adjust. The first few days 
of orientation were scary and fun. 1 
found out where the buildings were and 
even what happened in them for the 
most part. I knew where to locate my 
classes, though you wouldn't have 
thought that, if you had seen my first 
day. Dormitory rules were explained at 
least once during that time. We were told 
the college rules and then the R.A.'s told 
us what we could get away with. 

Yet there are some things that 1 wish I 
had had more help with during this time. 
It would have been nice to have been 
warned about communal showers before 
I had the opportunity to take one. Wild 
parties were okay, if you were invited 
and if you did not have a test the next 
day. 

The biggest problem by far. was living 
with a roommate. Looking back. I laugh 
when I realize how petty and immature 1 
was. Some would say I haven't gotten 
any farther down the road to maturity, 
but that's life. It really is sad that my 
roommate and I were not compatible. 
We lived together for nearly a year and 
during one of the most trying times of 
anyone's life and yet we barely knew 
each other. Oh. we say hello when we 
run into each other and we can make 
small talk when we really try. but it's so 
sad to think that I had the chance to really 
get to know this person and I threw it 
away I hope the next time will be differ- 
ent It has to be. 

A Nemore 

PRE-REGISTRATION NOTICE 

Pre -registration for all students will oc- 
cur March 2-4 and March 7-11. Please 
make note of the change in dates. 



WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 

The Aggies finished the season on a 
good note with three consecutive wins. 
The first of these wins came against FDU 
Madison which they routed them in a 
60-38 score. This win came right from 
the beginning of the game as they entered 
the second half with a 31-11 lead. In this 
game. Stacy Yoder finished with 14, 
Laura Rotz 10 and Lynn Heisner 8. The 
Aggies then went on to win their next 
two games. 59-54 against Widener and 
73-66 over Upsala. 

With these three wins. DVC moved to 
14-9 and a 8-1 record in the MAC. This 
left the Aggies in a tie for the MAC North- 
east Championship. The tie had to be 
broken and so it was. The game was 
played here at DVC and it looked as if 
the Aggies would be the champs. At one 
point in the first half DVC had an 1 1 
point lead, but the defense of Scranton 
was fierce and with minutes left in the 
game, the Royals took over. The final 
score of the game was 67-59. Michelle 
Shirk led all Del Val players with 25 
points. 

The season is not over though, as the 
playoffs are just beginning. The Aggies 
will take on Elizabethtown College. MAC 
Northwest Champs. 

Chamber, continued from front page 

Lawrence Wagner, clarinetist with the 
Philadelphia Orchestra and Temple Uni- 
versity faculty member, will join the En- 
semble in a presentation of the Brahms 
Quintet for clarinet and strings. Other 
performers are Leszek Barnat. violinist 
with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra: 
Evelyn Jacobs, principal violinist with the 
Opera Company of Philadelphia: and 
Mary Eleanor Brace, cellist with the p ro 
Chamber Trio. 

Tickets are $7.00 for adults and $5.00 
for senior citizens and students. They will 
be available at the door or by calling 
215/ 294-9361 or 343-2218. 



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AERICULTURES 



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Successful Strategies 
for the Working Woman 

A panel discussion for 
senior women, faculty and staff 

MARCH 2. 1988 
Branch Meeting AAUW 

Moderator: Marybeth Ginetti 

Panel: 

Corinne Cody. Ph.D. 

Debra Finnigan-Suler. Ph.D. 

Margaret George 

Susan Graybill 

ALSO 

Dressing for Success 

Pinch Penny & Dresswell Fashions 

Delaware Valley College 

Student Center 

All Purpose Room 

7:15 P.M. SOCIAL 

8:00 P.M. PROGRAM 



COUNSELING AVAILABLE 

During the second semester a counse- 
lor will be available in the Counseling 
Center. Allman Building, one night a 
week until 7:30 as follows: 

WED - Feb. 24 

THU - March 3 and 10 

WED - March 23 

THU - March 31 

WED - April 6. 13. 20 and 27 

WED - May 4 and 11 



Monday, March 7th 
$17.00 ticket and bus 

Leave DVC 5:00 p.m. 
Leave Flower Show 9:00 p.m 

Reserve Your Spot 
by February 22nd 

Call or sign up with Mrs. Martin. 
Bus limited to 38 seats. 



Del Val Collegiate FFA 

The Del Val Collegiate FFA Chapter is 
getting ready for FFA Week. Watch for 
exhibits and activities around campus 
during the coming week. 

The FFA is a club for any major. Along 
with working on the Career Day for high 
school students last semester, members 
are now gearing up for this semester. 
Plans are being made for a club trip and 
banquet. They are also trying to start a 
campus-wide "Food for America" pro- 
gram for local elementary school students. 
If this is approved, area 3rd -5th grade 
students would spend half day on campus 
learning first hand how their food is pro- 
duced and marketed. In order for this 
program to be successful, the FFA needs 
the cooperation of all the departments 
on campus. The chapter needs actual ani- 
mals, plants, fruits and vegetables, farm 
implements, food processing displays, 
etc. and people knowledgeable in all of 
these areas. Look for more information 
coming soon on this program. 

Meet Your Database 
Part I 

What, exactly, is a database and what 
is online searching? A database is a pool 
of shareable information held in computer 
storage. Online searching uses the tele 
phone to search, via computer, a data- 
base at a distant location. What is "in the 
pool" varies widely with each database. 
Many databases correspond with some 
familiar print index such as Readers 
Guide Index or Biological and Agricul- 
tural Index. Increasingly, vendors are 
providing "full-text" databases which 
provide the searcher with subject access 
to complete journal articles. 

Having access to the databases requires 
certain hardware. A computer terminal 
and a phoneline are requisite. Not ab- 
solutely required is a video screen, but. 
having one makes scanning the informa- 
tion both easier and faster. If a terminal is 
not itself a printer, then a printer is re- 
quired peripheral equipment. 

Vendors such as BRS or Dialog offer 
hundreds of databases. Each database is 
unique. In fact, virtually all of them are 
copyrighted. Some databases are com- 
mercially produced. (Ex. Moody's Invest- 
ment Service) Others are generated by 
the publications of learned societies or 
professional organizations. (Ex. Biological 
Abstracts) Government sponsored 
databases like ERIC or AGRICOLA are 
usually less expensive. 

Is a database search preferable to the 
usual search of print indexes? In fact, it 
may not be. The usefulness of online 
searching depends on the question which 
you are researching, on the importance 
of up-to-the-minute citations and on 
your willingness to pay for the service. 

In a print search, you "look up" one 
subject at a time. Usually, under that 
subject heading, you are searching for 
certain key words to appear in titles within 
citations. The computer does your search- 
ing by combining ideas, employing bool- 
ean logic. "Computers and education" is 
a search statement couched in boolean 
logic. The database will answer this 
"question" with a list of citations which 
indexers have tagged as being both about 
computers and about education. 

At Delaware Valley College library 
you may get further information about 
database searches from any Reference 
Librarian or call June Bitzer, Ext. 2386. 

Reprinted and edited with permission 
of Rosemont College Library 



Cross Country Round Up 

The DVC's Men's and Women's Cross 
Country Teams concluded their 1987 
seasons with their Annual Awards Dinner. 
Letter winners on the women's team 
were: Kathy Lunova, Sue Barnhurst. Kim 
Finer, Deanna Smith, Dawn Reckner. 
Sandy Chrismer and Trish Moorzitz and 
winner for the men's team were: Donovan 
Leidelmeyer, Don Griff ing. Greg Christian- 
sen. Rob Benner, Anthony Donofrio 
and Gary Kampmeyer. 

Awards trophies were presented to 
Greg Christiansen, "Guts"; Kim Finer 
and Gary Kampmeyer. "Coaches": San- 
dy Chrismer and Rob Benner. "High 
Scorer" and Trish Moorzitz and Anthony 
Donofrio. "Most Valuable." 

During the ceremonies. Coach Bert- 
hold presented many of his "Special 
Awards" to various "deserving" team 
members and others. The teams recipro- 
cated by presenting him with a pair of 
massive fluffy black and yellow honey 
bee bedroom slippers! 

The ladies' team had a successful sea- 
son ending up with a six and three record . 
The men's team didn't fare as well, since 
they were plagued throughout the season 
by sickness and injury to critical team 
members and thus iosing three meets by 
a total of five points Their season ended 
with a three and six record. In the Con- 
ference Championship Meet, the team 
redeemed itself K beating the two MAC 
teams which had heated them by narrow 
margins during the dual meet season. 

Looking forward to the fall 1988 sea- 
son, the team has a number of key run- 
ners returning including co-captains 
Deanna Smith and Sue Barnhurst and 
Don Griffing and Rob Benner Over the 
years the teams have had numerous suc- 
cessful members who had little or no prior 
running experience. The teams hope to 
be able to interest some current DVC stu- 
dents into giving cross country a try next 
year as well as attracting some incoming 
freshmen. If you think that you might be 
at all interested in running next fall, con- 
tact Coach Berthold so that he can advise 
you about the program. 

Let Us Make 
Music Together 

DVC's Music Department would like 
to invite you to participate in the Chorale 
and Band this semester. One credit is 
awarded and may be applied towards a 
Liberal Arts elective. If you would be in- 
terested in becoming a part of Chorale or 
Band, meeting times and places are as 
follows: 

CHORALE 

Mondays and Wednesdays 

4:15 p.m. until 5:30 p.m. 

Music Room 

(Second Floor of Student Center) 

BAND 

Tuesdays and Thursdays 

4:15 p.m. until 5:45 p.m. 

Music Room 

Thank you, 
Mrs. Roberts 
Mrs. Metcalf 



In Remembrance 

Jack Keenan. a retired Business Ad- 
ministration faculty member, passed 
away on February 7. 1988. DVC would 
like to express its condolences to his 
wife. Ellen, who resides in Florida. 



Inter Hall Council 

There wasn't a good turnout of repre- 
sentatives at the last meeting. We need 
more input from people in order to be an 
effective group on campus (Where were 
the Samuel Hall reps?) Meetings will be 
on Mondays at 7:00 p.m. in the Student 
Government room 





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Friday. March 4. 1988 



College Library 
Receives Grant Funds 

The Joseph Krauskopf Memorial Li- 
brary of Delaware Valley College has 
been awarded $18,000 in grant funds 
from the State Library of Pennsylvania 
for i! " retrospective conversion of about 
15.000 bibliographic records. 

The grant was awarded under the Li- 
brary Services and Construction Act, Title 
III. Fewer than half of the 37 projects pro 
posed by libraries and groups of libraries 
state wide were funded 

All cataloging of new library materials 
has been done online for several years. 
At the completion of the grant period, it 
is hoped that records for about 25.000 of 
the titles held in the College library will be 
on magnetic tape. Access to an "online 
catalog" similar to the ones in many other 
college and university libraries will be a 
good step taken for the Delaware Valley 
College patron 

Increasing the numbers of records of 
books and periodicals on magnetic tape 
also increases the library's resource-sharing 
capabilities Through a shared online data 
base, patrons of other libraries both in 
state and throughout the country will be 
more aware of the holdings of the Kraus 
kopf Library. 



Dear Aggie 

Are you tired of arguing with vour 
parents when you go home over the 
weekend? Does there seem to be a lot of 
pressure from your friends to do things 
vou don't feel right about 7 Are you simply 
in need of answers to questions and have 
no one to discuss them with? A new type 
of article in Ram Pages will help 

Beginning with the issue for March 25th. 
an article entitled "Dear Aggie" will appear 
each week. "Dear Aggie" will respond to 
any questions or problems presented by 
DVC's student body. Whether it be prob- 
lems with school, friends or parents. "Dear 
Aggie" will help resolve these difficulties 

If vou have a letter to submit, address 
it to "Dear Aggie." c o Ram Pages. Box 
017 Your identity will be withheld upon 
request Deadline for the first "Dear Ag 
gie" should be March 11th. 



Big Bucks from Small Farms 

OR The Small Farm as A Viable Alternative 

to Help Preserve Open Space in Bucks County 



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The Conservation Alliance of Bucks 
County, an umbrella organization of 
some 21 member groups concerned with 
the environment, is presenting a fasci- 
nating program on small-acreage, high- 
quality, intensive direct- marketing farms, 
and is addressing the issue of whether 
these have been neglected in the past in 
favor of large farms in Bucks County. 
Small farms can provide rural atmosphere, 
save open space, and provide a good liv 
ing for their owners. Problems associated 
with these farms, solutions, and proposals 
for the future will be presented at the 
Conservation Alliance's regular monthly 
Luncheon Meeting on Monday. March 
21. 1088 at 12 noon sharp at Conti's 
Cross Keys Inn. Doylestown. 

Scott Guiser. Bucks County Agricul- 
tural Agent. George de Vault, editor of 
Rodale's New Farm magazine, and Mark 
Dornstreich. an organic farmer and mem 
her of the Bucks County Planning Com- 
mission will address these issues. There 
will also be a short presentation by John 
Horton on his proposed community 
organic vegetable garden In Nockamixon 
Township. Mr de Vault, editor of Hoic 
to Make $100,000 farming 25 acres bv 
Booker T Whatley. published bv Rodale 
Press will have copies of that book avail- 



able for purchase. 

Labor and marketing are the two biggest 
problems for any farmer, but especially 
for small farmers. Whatley has come up 
with a plan to build a guaranteed market 
for all crops, gross a minimum of $3,000 
per acre per year, set your own prices, 
enjoy year-round daily cash flow, have 
full time, year-round employment, and 
eliminate middlemen. Small farms can 
produce specialty crops for local markets. 
Some examples are blueberries and other 
berries, herbs, beekeeping and honey, 
production of goat's milk, hydroponic 
gardening, vineyards and wine-making, 
specialty vegetables, cheese making, jam 
and jelly-making Booker T. Whatley is a 
retired Tuskegee University plant breeder. 
Questions will be raised as to the role of 
Delaware Valley College, the County Agri- 
cultural Extension Service, and local and 
county officeholders in the preservation of 
agriculture in Bucks County. The pro- 
gram cost, including luncheon, is $7 50 
for members of the Alliance. $8.50 for 
non-members. Those planning to attend 
should be sure to call in reservations to 
345-7122. 348-7052, or 493-4948, or 
write to Mrs E. Noble. 445 Linden 
Avenue. Dovlestown. PA 18001. 



President Rorer will address students on March 9, 
Wednesday, at 11:20 a.m. in the gymnasium. 



A DAY HORSE SHOW 

The Equine Club is putting on the 
A -Day Horse Show and is looking for 
participants. This will be an open show 
with no entry fees. We plan to have plea- 
sure and equitation classes for both 
Western and English riders. There will 
also be halter and game classes Eques- 
trian team members well be able to get a 
horse from Margrit if enough interest is 
shown. Ribbons and trophies will be 
awarded This would be a great experi 
ence for a young horse. For further infor 
mation contact Chris Farst. Box 937. 
Berke 205. 



NEW GATES 

The College is currently installing gates 
at various entrances to the main campus 
to enhance security. Weekdays, these 
gates will be open 6:(X) am to 10:30 
p.m. A weekend schedule is not yet firm, 
but the gates will be open as required 
Saturday and Sunday 

While the gates are being installed, 
there will be times when each must remain 
closed until the concrete sets Please be 
tolerant of this inconvenience 



Placement Office 

Interviews for the Week 

of March 7th 

Monday, March 7th 

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF 

AGRICULTURE 

Pa. State ASCS Office 

Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 pm 

Tuesday, March 8th 

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF 
AGRICULTURE 
Agriculture Marketing Service 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
0:00 am. -4:00 pm 

UNIVERSAL RESTAURANTS 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

Wednesday, March 9th 

LEHIGH AGRICULTURE & 
BIOLOGICAL SERVICES. INC. 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
0-(X)a.m. -4:00p m 

For individual interviews, please 
sign up in the Placement Office. 



St. Patrick's Day Party 

Lively Irish music will greet everyone 
at the Philadelphia Zoo . WMGK St. 
Patrick's Day Party at the Zoo on Satur- 
day, March 12 from noon to 4:00 p.m.. 
and singing duo "Broadside Blarney" will 
harmonize a medley of unusual holiday 
tunes from 1:00-4:00 at the Impala Cafe 
In addition, the first 1,003 people who 
enter the Zoo will receive a free gift, com- 
pliments of WMGK. 

Entrants in the WMGK song contest 
will be eligible to win tickets to the Zoo 
and the chance for a trip to Ireland, com- 
pliments of Aer Lingus and CLE Tours 
International. The drawing will be held at 
the Gazebo at 3:30 p m on the day of 
the party 

Visitors will want to stop inside our 
newly-refurbished Bird House to visit the 
emerald starling, the C hildren's Zoo's 
green-winged macaw, and Bird Lake's 
green-winged teal. Over at the Reptile 
House, other honorary Irish animals in-, 
elude the green iguana, the emerald tree 
boa, and the green tree python. The Zoo 
and the animals are ready for St Patrick's 
Day. Come out and join the fun. 

CALL FOR ACTION 

The National Association of Science 
Teacher, and educational association is 
planning to launch 300,000 balloons na- 
tionwide on April 25th to teach children 
about air currents and create an interest 
in science. They are doing this in spite of 
the recent publicity about studies that 
have shown that sea turtles have died 
after swallowing balloons which they mis- 
took for jellyfish! There is also more than 
enough litter spoiling our landscape. 

We are requesting that all environmen- 
tally aware students and student organi- 
zations send a letter of protest to: 
Mr. William Aldrich 

National Association of Science Teachers 
1742 Connecticut Avenue N.W 
Washington, DC. 20000 

Student Receives 
Garden Club Scholarship 

Kenneth P. Mellema of Ridley Park. 
Pa., son of George and Shari Mellema. 
received a scholarship from the Delaware 
County Garden Club in the amount of 
$2,100. A senior at Delaware Valley 
College in Doylestown. Bucks County. 
Pa . Mellema is majoring in Ornamental 
Horticulture/ Landscaping He holds a 
2 07 cumulative grade point average 
overall, with a 3.36 gpa in his major. 

The scholarship is awarded to a student 
residing in Delaware County, majoring in 
Ornamental Horticulture and maintaining 
a grade point average of 2.5 or better 

Mellema graduated from Ridley Senior 
High School in Folsom in 1083. 

STAFF 

Editors-inChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photography/ Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Shobert. Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 




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16 FLOWER SMELLING BULL 
18 WOODWIND INSTRUMENT 

20 PHYSICAL PERSON 

21 TO MISREPRESENT 
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MAC Indoor Track Meet 

Saturday, February 20, 1988 



MEN PLACERS - DVC 

2 Mile Relay: DVC - 4th Place. 8:16.90 

Handy Rueb. Dante Austin. 

Donovan Leidelmeyer and Rob Benner 

60 H. Hurdles: DVC - 3rd Place. 8.3 

Mark Brinsky 

Mile Relay: DVC - 3rd Place. 3:32 

Hardy Rueb. Jim Enuch. 

Dante Austin and Marc Reason 

Shot Put: DVC - 5th Place. 43 '4" 

Jeff Jones 

Long Jump: DVC - 5th Place. 6.35 m 

Frank Gilbert 



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« This Week on Campus * 

* SATURDAY, MARCH 5 * 

* Senior Dinner Dance at Hi$ipoint * 

* Indoor Track vs Dickinson * 

* SUNDAY, MARCH 6 * 

Lenape Chamber Ensemble in APR. 

* 3 p.m. * 

* TUESDAY, MARCH 8 * 

Singer. Bill Ford in Cafeteria. 

* 4:30-6:30 p.m. * 

* WEDNESDAY. MARCH 9 * 

Adventures in Baby$itting in APR, 

* End of mid -semester Repotting Period ♦ 

* THURSDAY, MARCH 10 * 

* Pub Night: DJ - Spring Break Kickofi * 

FRIDAY. MARCH 11 

Senator Aden Specter in APR. 
3 p.m.. Town Meeting 
Spring Recess begins at 4 p.m 






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WOMEN PLACERS - DVC 

Mile Run: DVC- 1st Place. 5: \%9 

Deb Stackhouse 

880: DVC - 3rd Place. 2:34 1 

Sandra Chrisner 

Shot Put. DVC - 2nd Place. 37 '8" 

Randi Kunkel 

DVCs last indoor track meet will take 
place on Saturday. March 5th. at the Dick 
inson Invitational. 

MONEY FOR COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

Searching for college money? The 
government cupboard may be bare for 
you, but there are billions in PRIVATE 
SOURCE awards. Every student is eligi- 
ble for many awards. 

• You are a minority-group U.S. citizen 
with an aerospace/science major: eligible 
for $500- $2,000. All levels of study. 

• You are a present or former 4-H mem- 
ber: eligible for $500- $1,500 award. All 
fields. All levels. 

• You wish to do undergrad or graduate 
level cancer research: eligible for $100/ 
week at an Australian college. 

There are so many sources. "How do 1 
know what I am eligible for 9 " 

The Money-For-College Catalog re- 
moves the mystery. It cites thousands of 
awards open to high school, under- 
graduate, graduate, post-graduate 
students, professionals, and for over- 
seas study. To receive a copy of the 
most recent catalog, send $1.00 to: 
Financial Aid Finders. 77 Gristmill Road. 
Randolph. NJ 07869. 



Dear Editors 

Dear Editors, 

Ram Pages has the privilege of a dark 
room. The darkroom enables anyone tak 
ing black and white pictures to develop 
and paper process them for submission 
into Ram Pages. Being the one and only 
photographer for Ram Pages, a few 
weeks ago I found the darkroom in the 
condition where there was a blatant mis 
use of solutions and equipment. 

Equipment and chemicals for process 
ing pictures is costly. I'm sure you would 
rather see Ram Pages' money go towards 
productive projects rather than paying 
for equipment destroyed by irresponsible 
students. Also, my time is valuable and I 
resent having to clean up after the incon- 
siderate person who last used the dark 
room. 

This type of activity began towards the 
end of last semester, but the damage 
since the beginning of this semester has 
been deplorable. I would like some re- 
sponse from Ram Pages' editors as to 
how this problem can be resolved or 
some control maintained 

Thank you. 
Kerry Kastle 



COUNSELING AVAILABLE 

During the second semester a counse- 
lor will be available in the Counseling 
Center. Allman Building, one night a 
week until 7:30 as follows: 

WED - Feb. 24 

THU - March 3 and 10 

WED - March 23 

THU - March 31 

WED - April 6. 13. 20 and 27 

WED - May 4 and 1 1 



Editors 9 Response 

Dear Kerry, 

We appreciate your concern about the 
darkroom situation. As I recall, last year 
there was a verbal agreement between 
Ram Pages and the Photo Club that the 
Photo Club would be allowed to use the 
staff darkroom temporarily until the Photo 
Club finished renovating their darkroom, 
provided that the people provide Ram 
Pages with photos from various events 
on campus. If those who wish to make 
use of the darkroom do not have respect 
for the privilege, then we suggest that the 
courtesy be discontinued and keys to the 
facility be returned. If the photographers 
wish to continue to use the room, then 
we ask that common courtesy to your 
fellow classmates be practiced. If anyone 
would like to comment on this situation, 
please feel free to contact us or drop a 
note into Ram Pages mail. Box c )17, and 
we'd be happy to respond. 

The Editors 



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Friday. March 11. 1988 




Cancer Kills 20 Percent of DVC's Current Undergrads 



Jeannine Vila 

Jeannine Vila Named to 
DVC Board of Trustees 

Jeannine Truffert Vila, a resident of 
Sharon. Connecticut, has been unani- 
mously elected to the DVC Board of 
Trustees. Her three-year term will expire 
in November 1991. 

"I am extremely pleased that Mrs Vila 
has agreed to serve on our Board of 
Trustees." said W H Rorer III. President 
of DVC "She will be a great help in 
making it possible for the college to fulfill 
the vision of the future " 

Mrs. Vila, whose late husband. George 
R . was Chairman and Chief Executive 
Officer of the Uniroyal Corporation, lives 
on a farm in Connecticut where she 
raises sport horses. 

"This is an excellent opportunity for 
me to become involved with an outstand- 
ing educational institution." said Mrs 
Vila. "I am looking forward to being an 
active and interested board member as 
the college grows to its fullest potential " 

Mrs Vila was born in Cherbourg. 
France and attended the Paris University 
Law School. She went on to earn a BBA 
from Whitman College and a Masters 
degree in International Relations from 
the University of Minnesota. 

Her professional career began as a re- 
searcher for the Press and Information 
Division of the French Embassy in New 
York and later as Research Director 
Mrs. Vila went on to serve as a Research 
Editor. Associate Editor of Business 
Europe. North American Editor of Busi- 
ness International and Vice President 
and Client Service Officer for the Busi- 
ness International Corporation in New 
York 

Mrs. Vila resigned from her last posi- 
tion and married George R. Vila in l l )70. 
She served as the United States business 
correspondent for Le Monde, a Paris 
daily newspaper, from 1971 through 
1980: 

DVC TO OFFER 

SHORT COURSE IN 

STABLE MANAGEMENT 

DVC will offer a non-credit short 
course in Stable Management this spring. 

The course covers the differences be- 
tween hobby versus business records, 
health care handling, general manage- 
ment, facilities, equipment and pasture 

The course will begin March 22 and 
continue each Tuesday until April 19. 
The classes will be held in the Feldman 
Agriculture Building, room 202. between 
7 p.m. and 9:30 p m The fee for the 
course is $75. 

Registration deadline for the course is 
one week prior to the start of classes. For 
more information, contact the Office of 
Continuing Education. 



This is the prediction, unless a greater 
understanding of cancer's causes, diag- 
noses and cures come about soon. Fur- 
thermore. 30 percent of the U.S. popu- 
lation will have a bout with cancer. That's 
almost one in three of us! And while it is 
much more common in people over 65. 
it affects people college age and younger 
in such forms as leukemia and cancer of 
the brain. 

All in all. 462.000 Americans died of 
cancer in 1985. 160.000 could have 
been saved if diagnosed earlier. Preven- 
tion is the most important thing, since to 
date there is no cure, short of removing 
the entire population of cancer cells 
before they can spread. 

All of this sounds quite grim, but since 
nearly all forms of cancer are caused by 
our environment they are preventable. 
Many causes are still unknown: however, 
radiation and some viruses are known to 



be among them. The largest single cause 
is tobacco. 125.600 deaths were due to 
lung cancer in 1985 ranking it above 
breast and colon cancer Only with fur 
ther research will cancer be knocked out 
of its position as the second leading 
cause of death. 

In the last half of this century great ad- 
vances have been made in this direction. 
Of the 910.000 Americans diagnosed as 
having cancer in 1985. 49 percent are 
expected to live until 1990. In 1930, on- 
ly one in five lived five years. This is your 
chance to help. We've all heard that 
before, but this time all you have to do is 
buy a daffodil for 40C. The money raised 
will go to the American Cancer Society 
for research and development. Please 
remember this date. Monday. March 21. 
That's the day we come back from spring 
break. Your buying a daffodil could 
change the future for all of us. 





Dr John C. Mertz 



Russell K Schuk 



TWO VICE PRESIDENTS NAMED AT DVC 



Dr. John C. Mertz and Russell K. 
Schulz have been named Vice Presidents 
at DVC 

At the February 24th meeting of the 
Board of Trustees. Mertz and Schulz 
were appointed to their positions by a 
unanimous vote. Mertz will serve as Vice 
President. Academic Affairs while Schulz 
will serve as Vice President. Operations. 

Previously. Mertz was Dean of Aca- 
demic Affairs and Schulz was Assistant to 
the President. 

"These promotions recognize the 
dedication and loyalty these gentlemen 
have for DVC." said college President 
W.H. Rorer III. "Their leadership will be 
extremely important as we strive to help 
DVC reach the vision of the future." 

A graduate of DVC in 1962 with a 
degree in Biology, Mertz earned his 
Master's degree and his Ph.D. in Zoology 
from the University of Illinois in 1964 
and 1967. respectively. 

Mertz joined the DVC staff in 1967 as 
an instructor. He became an Assistant 
Professor in 1973 and an Associate Pro- 
fessor in 1973. 

He was named Chairman of the Orna- 
mental Horticulture Department in 1975. 



a post he held until 1981. Mertz became 
a full Professor in 1977. He moved up to 
serve as Assistant Dean in 1980. Asso- 
ciate Dean in 1981 and Dean of Aca- 
demic Affairs in 1984. 

Mertz lives in Pipersville with his wife. 
Margaret, and their three children. 

Schulz joined the DVC administration 
on September 1 . 1987 as Assistant to the 
President after retiring from the United 
States Navy with the rank of Captain. He 
served 30 years in the Navy as a career 
naval aviator and in a variety of manage 
ment capacities. 

Most recently. Schulz served as pro- 
fessor of Naval Science and Command- 
ing Officer of the Naval ROTC Unit at the 
University of Pennsylvania. He also served 
as Commander of the Willow Grove 
Naval Air Station from 1983-85. 

Schulz was graduated from the Uni- 
versity of Wisconsin where he earned a 
Bachelor of Science degree in Physics 
and Chemistry. He received a Master's 
degree in Business Management from 
Central Michigan University in 1979. 



A Night of Classical Music 



On Wednesday, March 23rd at 8 p.m. 
in the APR. the Music Department of 
DVC will be presenting its Classical 
Concert. 

The concert will begin with a two-choir 
anthem entitled "Heilig" by Mendelssohn. 
DVC's Chorale will be joined by St. Paul's 
Episcopal Church Choir of Doylestown 
to perform this anthem. DVC's Chorale 
will continue with "Cantique" de Jean 
Racine by Fauri and "Laude Dominum" 
by Mozart with soprano soloist. Kerry 



Kastle. The Chorale segment will end 
with a lively piece entitled "Ching A Ring 
Chaw" by Copeland. 

Michelle Metcalf, Instrumental Direc- 
tor at DVC, will perform a solo on the 
clarinet and Joanne Roberts, Chorale 
Director and contralto, will sing. Diane 
Malishaucki '87 will return to perform 
Several members from the DVC Chorale 
plan on contributing as well. Dr. Richard 
Ziemer will offer classical and operatic 
selections. 




H William Craver 

NEW DEAN OF STUDENTS 
NAMED AT DVC 

'■'..... 

H. William Craver has been named 
Dean of Students at DVC by President 
W.H. Rorer III 

Craver. a native of Forty-Fort. Pa., 
has been a member of the college staff 
since 1964. He most recently served as 
Director of Placement. 

"We are very fortunate to have some- 
one of Bill Craver's experience and en- 
thusiasm to fill this position." said Rorer 
in making this announcement. "Creating 
and maintaining an atmosphere on cam- 
pus where students can concentrate on 
their studies while at the same time grow 
and mature socially is one of our most 
important priorities. Bill Craver has the 
qualities we need to make that happen." 

Since joining the college in 1964. 
Craver has held several positions. He 
served as the college's head coach in 
football, wrestling, track and tennis. He 
also served as Director of Athletics and 
Chairman of the Health and Physical 
Education Department between 1975-76. 

Craver served as Director of Admis- 
sions from 1972-82 and was responsible 
for the college's highest enrollment ever 
as well as bringing in the first full class of 
women. 

Craver became Director of Placement 
in 1982 and was responsible for improv- 
ing the overall percentage of employ- 
ment for DVC graduates. In 1986. the 
placement figure was 100 percent. Dur- 
ing that time he also improved the quali- 
ty of careers, employers and starting 
salaries for graduates. 

"I consider this new position a major 
challenge." said Craver. "There is a lot of 
work to be done in the area of student 
life on our campus. 1 am looking forward 
to interacting with our students on a daily 
basis to find out their wants and needs 
and then to determine how we can best 
fill those needs." 

The Pennsylvania 
Cattlemen's Conference 

The Pennsylvania Cattlemen's Con- 
ference was held on February 26 and 
27. This program was an opportunity for 
local producers to learn about the new 
techniques, under research, for pasture 
management, choosing replacement ani- 
mals and the promotional aspects of 
beef. 

The Executive Director of the Beef 
Promotion Board. Gary Enright, gave an 
enlightening talk concerning the beef 
referendum and the promotional capa 
bilities of the beef checkoff. The discus- 
sion addressed the May 10 vote and why 
the vote should be made in favor of the 
checkoff program. 

continued on back page 




DVC to Host Course in Sanitation Management 



Rita Chrismer 

Rita Chrismer Promoted to 
Personnel Manager at DVC 

Rita Chrismer has been promoted to 
Personnel Manager at DVC. it was an 
nounced bv college President W.H 
Rorer III 

Chrismer. a Doylestown resident, has 
been a DVC employee for 13 years. She 
previously served as Employee Benefits 
Counselor. 

In her new position. Chrismer will be 
responsible for all of the college's person- 
nel activities — including hiring, policv 
making and benefits administration. 

Chrismer joined the college staff in 
1975 and became Secretary to the Comp 
trailer nine months later. She was moved 
into the Employee Benefits Counselor 
position in October. 1 ( )80 

Chrismer spent four months in training 
for her new post with Harry S. Vila, 
former Vice President. Personnel at the 
Rorer Group and now a Vice President 
with the William L. Marshall Companies. 
Inc. 

"I am very happy that Mrs Chrismer 
will be handling our personnel matters." 
said Rorer. "As the college continues to 
grow, her expertise in this area will be 
very much in demand. - ' 

DVC LACROSSE 

by James DeCourcey 

Now that the winter snow is melting 
and spring has sprung, the DVC Lacrosse 
Team is ready to take the field The team 
opens the home season March 26th 
against St. Joe's University The game 
starts at approximately 1 p.m. on the col- 
lege's soccer field. 

The team recently elected Vince Co 
viello. Hank Kasprzak. Mark Berlinger 
and Jim DeCourcey as co-captains for 
the 1988 playing season The team 
should hopefully have a successful sea- 
son against the various opponents they 
will face, mainly due to the newcomers 
the team has obtained . Tending goal for 
the third consecutive year, senior Hank 
Kasprzak will play a leading role in the 
team's season. With a ratio of 24 saves 
for every 25 shots taken (based on saves 
per shots taken in the 1987 playing sea- 
son). Kasprzak is definitely got what this 
team needs to be a success. Aiding Hank 
Kasprzak with defense is the bone crush- 
ing senior. Vince Coviello. and the hard 
hitting sophomores. Sean Sanster and 
Rich Nazarata. Joining DVC's defensive 
squad are freshmen Doug Walkup. Fred 
Barberra, Ash McDonnell. Tim Woytas 
and Bill Phillips. 

Headlining for the midfield depart- 
ment is the talented stickman. senior 
Mark Berlinger. assisted by the quick 
thinkers, senior Tom Await and junior 
Juan DeSouza Also running on the 
midfield lines are juniors Ed Hellriegel 
and Mike Ferraro and sophomore Chris 
Falkler. Promising freshmen Sean Har- 
kins and Pete Williams have also joined 
the midfield squad. 

The quick and accurate shooting at- 
tack will be led by senior Jim DeCourcey 
and junior Ray Woytas. Entering the at- 
tack pack is freshman Fred Wick, who 
shows great knack for burning holes in 
the net. 

If interested in experiencing the tough- 
est and fastest moving game on two feet, 
then come out and cheer for the DVC 
Lacrosse Team 



The food processing industry has been 
plagued recently with a series of poten- 
tially serious incidents. 

Improperly packaged cheese products 
which resulted in several deaths were 
traced to a plant in Southern California. 
A documentary produced by one of the 
major television networks on the sanitary 
conditions at a midwest poultry plant 
resulted in the plant being closed In 
stances of food poisoning caused by con- 
taminated or poorly cooked foods have 
plagued college campuses. 

In order to combat these problems, 
DVC and the Henkel Corporation of 
Fort Washington will team up to offer a 
three-day course on sanitation manage 
ment in the food industry. 

Professionals from a variety of posi- 
tions in the food processing industry are 
expected to take part in the course, 
which will be held March 14- lb on the 
DVC campus. The course will teach san- 
itation supervisors in the poultry, red 
meat and dairy processing industries new 
methods of identifying and eliminating 
sources of bacterial contamination. 

Dr Mary Palumbo. chairperson of 
DVC's Food Industry Department, will 

SOPHOMORE 
SEMI-FORMAL 

Dinner Dance Menu 

Saturday. March 26. 19SS 

APR. Student Center 

6;30 p.m. Reception • 7 p.m Dinner 

Approximate count: 50-75 students 

6:30 Cheese. Cheese Spreads 

Reception and Crackers. Peanuts. 
Pretzels. Fruit Punch 

7:00 Chicken Noodle Soup. 

Dinner Tossed Salad. Vinagrette 

Dressing. Choice Top Round 
of Beef. Au Jus and Chicken 
Breasts in Cream Sauce. 
Potatoes Parmesan. Broccoli 
Spears in Lemon Butter. 
Rolls and Butter. Ice Cream 
Sundae Bar. Coffee. Tea. 
Milk 

• Soup. Salad and Beverage to be wait- 
ress served 

• Main Course and Dessert to be buffet 
service. 

• NOTE: Last chance for tickets is March 
1 1 See any class officer! 

• Costs remain: $10 for class members 
$15 non-class members. 

The Pa. Cattlemen's Conference 

continued Uom front page 

Another aspect of the conference dealt 
with the selection of state and regional 
representatives for the beef industry This 
program was recently implemented to 
replace the 10 year queen program The 
new representatives. Lisa Acampora. 
Paul Bissman, Cindy Bracken. Carolyn 
R Hughes. Dana Ernst and Carolyn 
Lehman, will be sent out to work directly 
with the public and to educate them 
about the use of beef in their diet. 

On the whole the two-day event was 
an educational experience for those who 
attended and a missed opportunity for 
those who did not have a chance to 
attend. 

1988 LACROSSE SCHEDULE 

St Joe's 3 26 1:00PM H 

Univ. of Penn 3/27 1:00PM H 

Acad, of the New 4/6 4:00PM A 

Church 

Temple Univ. 4 9 2:00PM A 

Millersville Univ 4 10 2:00PM H 

Moravian College 4 15 4:00 PM A 

Ursinus College 4 16 2 OOPM A 

Acad of the New 4 20 4:00PM H 
Church 

Muhlenberg College 4 24 1:30PM H 

There may be a tournament at tin 1 
Academy of the New Church the week 
end of April 30 and May 1 . 



lead the faculty in explaining microbiology 
and plant sanitation. George Dychdala. 
Research and Development Manager for 
Henkel. will lead an industry group in 
teaching the chemistry of cleaning. 

"Students in the course will be given 
theoretical as well as hands-on training." 
said Dr Palumbo. "The course has been 
designed to stress the importance of 
cleaning." 

Dr. RayC. Callstrom. Deputy Regional 
Director of the United States Department 
of Agriculture Meat and Poultry Inspec- 
tion for the northeastern part of the 
country, said the course "is a necessary 
tool for improving sanitation methods in 
the food processing industry." 

John J Thomas III. Sales Develop- 
ment Manager for Henkel. said his com- 
pany has a long-term commitment to 
training sanitation supervisors 

"Sanitation has gone far beyond the 
man with the hose and the brush." said 
Thomas "We're trying to reach the per 
son who is trying to run a 25-man clean 
ing crew My company believes courses 
like this help those people to do a good 
job. which is very important." 

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL 

The Aggies battled Frostburg State in 
the first round of the East Coast Athletic 
Conference playoffs After trailing by 1 1 
at the end of the first half the Aggies 
chipped the lead down to two. 42 40 
Eventually they went ahead by four with 
six minutes to go Things didn't go DVC's 
way as all the calls seemed to go against 
the Aggies. The final score ended 69-63 
in favor of Frostburg 

Leading the Aggies were Laura Rot/ 
who had 23 points, four assists and four 
rebounds. Michelle Shirk has IS points. 
15 rebounds and three steals Lynn 
Gleisner added 10 points, eight rebounds 
and three steals. 

Next year looks very promising as 
Coach Pento has his starting five return 
ing including junior Lynn Gleisner. soph 
omores Rhonda Hill. Laura Rotz. Michelle 
Shirk and Stacy Yoder 



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"Del Vol's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$1 95/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$125 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Area's Best Lunches 11 AM 3 PM 

Happy Hour 4:30 - 6:30 PM 

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l. in da A Dolhv 

Executive Director of 
Development Named at DVC 

Linda A Dolby has been promoted to 
Executive Director of Development at 
DVC. it was announced by college Presi 
dent W.H. Rorer III 

A Furlong resident. Dolby has been a 
member of the DVC administration since 
1985. She has served as Director of 
Alumni Affairs and Director of Develop 
ment before assuming her new duties 

As Executive Director of Develop 
ment. Dolby will be responsible for coor 
dinating all of the college's fundraising 
activities as well as its public relations and 
alumni affairs programs. 

"Development is a pressing priority 
here at DVC." said Rorer "Because of 
our tight financial condition and our 
many pi tis for the future, fundraising 
will be s very important tool in reaching 
our goal-. " 

Doibv has 12 years experience in de 
velopm- nt She joined the DVC admin 
istratioi after leaving the position of 
Direc tor of Development for the Miami 
VaHey Health Foundation in Dayton. 
Ohio. Previous employment included 
positions in Major Gifts at Michigan State 
University and in Annual Giving at the 
Indianapolis Museum of Art 

"I'm very excited about my new posi 
tion." said Dolby "The college's goal is 
to provide the very best in higher educa- 
tion for our students A strong develop 
ment program makes it financially possi 
ble to enhance the college's academic 
programs and related administrative 
activities. 



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Editors in-Chief . Wendy L. linger. 

John D Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photography Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Shohert, Mr Edward O'Brien. 
Dr Richard Ziemer 



Welcome 
LaSalle University 

This afternoon, officials from 

Delaware Valley College & LaSalle University 

will announce details on an MBA program 

to be offered on campus this fall. 

Check the March 25 Rom Pages 

for more information. 





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Friday. March 25, 1988 



SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE 



Business Sponsored Scholarships 
Ready for Students 

Four significant scholarships are pro- 
vided by members of the Central Bucks 
Chamber of Commerce to furnish col- 
lege bound students a financial boost. 
Applications for each scholarship are 
available from the chamber: a personal 
interview will be given each applicant by 
a chamber committee. 

Penn Color Inc., Doylestown. man- 
ufacturer of color pigment dispersions 
and concentrates, funds a $1.(XK) college 
tuition scholarship for graduating high 
school seniors who live in Central Bucks 
County. 

The Penn Color Scholarship, which 
will be structured and awarded by the 
chamber, is specifically designed for a 
student whose goals are set on pursuing 
chemistry as a major. 

The $1,000 chemistry scholarship 
may be applied towards tuition at any ac- 
credited college. Scholarship applica- 
tions are available from Central Bucks 
County schools and the Chamber. 

The Hughes-Penglase & Associ- 
ates Art Scholarship is a $500 tuition 
credit to the college of the recipient's 
choice. The scholarship is offered to 
graduating Central Bucks region high 
school seniors who wish to pursue a 
career in fine arts, theater, music, sculp- 
ture or journalism. The Chamber's history 
and arts committee makes the selection. 
The scholarship is funded by Hughes- 
Penglase & Associates. Chalfont. 

The Albert Krempa & Associates 
Free Enterprise Scholarship funded 
by Albert Krempa & Associates of New 
Britain is awarded to a graduate of Cen- 
tral Bucks East and also a graduate of 
Central Bucks West who will pursue busi- 
ness as a major subject. Each recipient 
receives $500 toward tuition at any col- 
lege in Pennsylvania. 

The Women in Business Scholar- 
ship conducted by the women in busi- 
ness committee assists women entering 
the job market or changing career direc- 
tion. The scholarship is awarded to 
Bucks County residents planning to at- 
tend any Pennsylvania college. 

Scholarship applications and corrobo- 
rating information are available from 
Central Bucks school guidance counsel- 
ors and the Chamber office. 379 N. Main 
St.. Doylestown. PA 18901. The tele- 
phone number is 348-3913. The dead- 
line for completed forms is May 1 . 

Hellenic University Club 

of Philadelphia 
Scholarship Committee 

The Hellenic University Club of Phila- 
delphia is offering five student educa- 
tional scholarships for the 1988-89 aca 
demic year 

Undergraduate Scholarships 

Three $1,000 undergraduate scholar- 
ships are being given: two Dorizas 
Memorial Scholarships, honoring the 
late Dr. Michael Dorizas. a widely res- 
pected educator, lecturer and athlete: 
and one Psalidas-Perimutter Memo- 
rial Scholarship, given by Drs Howard 
and Foulie (Psalidas) Perimutter in 
memory of their parents. 



These scholarships will be awarded to 
students with outstanding academic 
qualifications enrolled full-time in a 
degree program at an accredited four- 
year college, university or professional 
school, or to high school seniors intend 
ing to enroll in such a degree program. 
Special consideration will be given for 
financial need. 

Graduate Scholarships 

The Dr. Nicholas Padis Memorial 
Graduate Scholarship in the amount 
of $2,000 will be awarded to a qualifying 
senior undergraduate or graduate stu- 
dent pursuing a graduate degree full 
time at an accredited university or pro- 
fessional school. Academic excellence is 
the primary consideration for this schol- 
arship. Established in 1986, this annual 
award honors Philadelphia physician, 
first president and founding member of 
the Hellenic University Club of Philadel- 
phia. Dr. Nicholas Padis. 

The Dr. Peter A. Theodos Memo- 
rial Graduate Scholarship in the 
amount of $1,000 will be awarded to a 
senior undergraduate or graduate stu- 
dent with financial need pursuing studies 
leading to a Doctor of Medicine (M.D.) 
Degree. Established in 1988. this annual 
award honors Philadelphia physician, 
past president and founding member of 
the Hellenic University Club of Philadel- 
phia. Dr. Peter A. Theodos. and is en- 
dowed by the Theodos family. 

Applicants must be of Greek descent. 
U.S. citizens or lawful permanent resi- 
dents of Bucks. Chester. Delaware. 
Montgomery and Philadelphia counties 
in Pennsylvania or Camden County in 
New Jersey. 

Deadline for applications: April 15, 
1988. 

Applications for these scholarships are 
available by writing to: Scholarship Chair- 
man. Hellenic University Club of Phila- 
delphia. P.O. Box 408. Ardmore. PA 
19003. 

Scholarship Available 

As part of our effort to promote EDP 
Auditing, the Philadelphia Chapter of 
the EDP Auditors Association is offering 
a $500 scholarship to students in the 
Greater Philadelphia area who are en- 
rolled in a degree program in the field of 
accounting or computer systems. The 
primary qualifications are that the appli- 
cant must have satisfactorily completed 
at least two years of study by August 31 , 
1988 at an accredited college or univer 
sity and be enrolled (or prove acceptance) 
in a degree program at the undergraduate 
or graduate level for the fall of 1988. 

The completed applications must be 
received by the Chapter by May 27, 
1988. Please note that a personnel inter- 
view of the finalist may be required by 
the Scholarship Committee. Applicants 
and questions should be addressed to: 
Claudia Smarkola. EDP Auditors Asso- 
ciation. Philadelphia Chapter, P.O. Box 
58155. Philadelphia. PA 19102, 215/ 
898-1931. 

The scholarship award announcement 
will be made in August with half the 
funds being disbursed in September and 
half in December (if the student is still 
enrolled) . 



Dear Editors 

Dear Editors, 

When will the President wake up to 
reality? He continues to purchase another 
unneeded nuclear weapon system of 
mass destruction, the B-l bomber, at a 
final cost of more than $280 million per 
plane. Meanwhile, across the nation and 
the world, people are dying in a ravaging 
AIDS epidemic. Surely by cancelling the 
B-l, S.D.I, and other nuclear weapon 
systems enough money would be freed 
to find cures for AIDS, most cancer and 
probably feed and shelter the homeless, 
and still go a long way toward balancing 
the budget. 

The FDA must wake up to reality 
also. While people die of AIDS here in 
America, other AIDS sufferers elsewhere 
are being saved with AIDS drugs which 
the FDA. stubbornly delays testing and 
approval of. not to mention making it 
legal to manufacture, prescribe and 
possess them The FDA. must wake up 
and cease its anti-humane AIDS policy 
immediately. The Supreme Court must 
wake up to reality also and recognize that 
the true marriage bond is the strong love 
and mutual sharing relationship bond 
and not a piece of paper. It must recog- 
nize this and the need to grant nothing 
less than full, human, civil and economic 
rights and privileges, regardless of sexual 
preferences in such relationships. 

I urge everyone to wake up the Presi- 
dent, Supreme Court. FDA. and Con- 
gress by sending them copies of this letter 
as part of a chain letter to everyone's 
friends and relatives, so that they may do 
the same. Let's all do our part also and 
make a donation to an AIDS charity also. 

Thank you, 
Leonard DeFazio, Jr. 
31 Elmwood Avenue 
Batavia. NY 14020 

STUDENT WINS FLORAL 
DESIGN COMPETITION 

A DVC sophomore was awarded 
Grand Champion in the Morristown. NJ 
Flower Show, held February 27 through 
March 6. 

David Mount, a graduate of Hunter- 
don Central High School and resident of 
Whitehouse Station. NJ. received the 
highest point total for the entire design 
show, as well as a first place for his entry 
in the Large Design competition . His de- 
sign, a tropical arrangement with exotic 
flowers, garnered him a $275 prize at the 
show. 



Carillon 



The new carillon unit that chimes from 
Segal Hall has been recently donated in 
full by Sidney Applebaum '32. A world- 
renowned company located in Sellers- 
ville. Pa., provided the system. 

The carillon will chime the hour from 8 
a.m. until 8 p.m. daily. In addition, each 
morning at 8 a.m. it will play a song, and 
at 5 p.m. it will play the college's alma 
mater. 

This gift to the college is appreciated 
for more than the gift of the music itself 
It also provides an excellent speaker sys- 
tem for the college to use for campus- 
wide communications. 



Ram Pages Searches for 
Staff Members 

Ram Pages need your help With a 
limited staff of two to four people (at times 
one person) completing a weekly publi- 
cation, it is difficult, if not impossible, to 
cover all areas of interest on campus. We 
need reporters and photographers who 
are willing to take a few minutes of their 
time to submit materials for publication. 
One will receive 0.5 credits per semester 
for the effort which is applied toward 
Liberal Arts requirements. If the Monday 
7 p.m. meeting time .s inconvenient for 
one to attend, other arrangements can 
be made. We also encourage clubs, 
faculty and staff to submit materials. 
Since a handful of people cannot cover 
all campus events, if we don't know 
about the event or receive information, 
we can't print anything about it. The 
future of the student paper is in question. 
The staff will bse two people to gradua- 
tion, and if interest in publications re- 
mains as it is presently, this publication 
will inevitably cease to exist. There are 
some people to whom this doesn't mat- 
ter one way or another, but there are 
other people who would be disturbed by 
this, as they do look forward to reading 
Ram Pages each week to catch up on 
campus happenings. We want to remind 
everyone that this is a student publica- 
tion, meaning student body, not two or 
three people straining to cater to the pub- 
lishing desires of several hundred. Are 
you interested in joining the staff? Would 
you like your voice, your news and your 
concerns to be aired? Visit one of our 
meetings on Monday at 7 p m.. second 
floor of Student Center, or drop a note in 
Ram Pages Box 917 and we'll get back 
to you. We'd be more than happy for 
your company. 

Ram Pages Staff 

Placement Office 

Interviews for the Week 

of March 28th 

Monday, March 28th 

KRAFT DAIRY GROUP 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

Tuesday, March 29th 

ROBERT MONTGOMERY 
LANDSCAPING CO 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. - 4.00 p.m 

Thursday, March 31st 

U.S. GENERAL SERVICES 
ADMINISTRATION 
Individual Interviews 
Placement Office 
9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 

For individual interviews, please 
sign up in the Placement Office. 

STAFF 

Editors- in Chief ... Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Photograph],;/ Kerry Kastle 

Advertising Editor 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Shobert, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr Richard Ziemer 



BEEKEEPER SHORT 
COURSES SCHEDULED 

DVC will again offer its popular three- 
day beekeeping short course on three 
Saturdays. March 26, April 9 and April 
16 at the college's apiary facility. 

Under the direction of Dr. Robert Bert- 
hold, the colleges beekeeping specialist, 
the course is open to anyone interested 
in beekeeping, from the experienced 
beekeeper wishing to update informa- 
tion, to the beginner just starting to learn 
about bees. 

Berthold will be assisted by Jack Mat- 
thenius. the New Jersey Supervisor of 
Bee Culture. 

For further information about the 
course, write to Bee Course. Delaware 
Vallev College. Doylestown. PA 18901. 
or call the college at 345-1500. 

Ukrainian Easter Egg 
Workshop 

A demonstration and workshop in the 
traditional craft of pysanky. or Ukrainian 
Easter egg decorating, will be sponsored 
by the DVC Apiary Society on Wednes- 
day. March 30 beginning at 7 p.m. The 
workshop, which will be held in the Stu- 
dent Center just off Route 202. is open 
to the public at no charge. 

Participants are asked to bring their 
own raw. boiled or blown eggs and 
pysanky wax- working tool, if possible 
Tools and eggs will be available. 

The Apiary Society has undertaken an 
interest in pysanky art because beeswax 
has traditionally been used in the craft. 

The custom of making these highly or- 
nate Ukrainian eggs was brought to this 
country by early immigrants. The most 
popular of the many legends of the origin 
of the art involves the egg merchant 
Simon of Cyrene. The story states that 
he helped to carry the cross to Calvary, 
after which he discovered that all of his 
eggs had become miraculously decorated 
in intricate designs and beautiful colors. 



Free '88 Student Travel 
Catalog from CIEE 

For students searching for ways to 
stretch the shrinking dollar abroad, the 
Council on International Educational Ex- 
change announces the publication of the 
1 988 Student Travel Catalog. Now in its 
fifteenth edition, the Catalog is one of 
the most comprehensive, free budget 
travel guides available. It is an invaluable 
source of information on the basics of 
traveling, studying and working abroad. 

This handy 68-page publication puts 
everything a student needs to know to 
save money in an easy-to-read, question 
and answer format. The Catalog covers 
rail passes, insurance, working and study- 
ing abroad, volunteer projects, tours 
and. perhaps most important, how to 
obtain the International Student Identity 
Card — the only internationally recog- 
nized proof of student status and an ab- 
solute must for any student traveler 
There is also information on air fares, car 
rentals, books, hostels and discounts for 
teachers! 

The Catalog comes complete with 
handy applications and order forms for 
all the programs, services and publica- 
tions described. Although some services 
are available to students only, most are 
open to all. 

Since its founding in 1947. the Council 
has been a leader in developing on-going 
programs of educational and cultural ex- 
changes worldwide. It provides counsel- 
ing services and acts as a general clearing 
house of information, processing annually 
more than 200.000 inquiries on interna- 
tional educational exchange from indi 
viduals. academic institutions, founda- 
tions, businesses and governmental 
agencies. 

The 1 988 Student Travel Catalog may 
be obtained from CIEE. Dept. STC '88. 
205 East 42nd Street. New York. NY 
10017. 212/ 661-1414; or 312 Sutter 
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Alligator skin belts and shoes, tortoise 
shell combs, leopard skin coats and ivory 
bracelets are a few of the confiscated 
items on display in the "Cargo to Extinc- 
tion" traveling exhibit being held at the 
Zoo from April 1 to June 30. This exhib 
it. on loan from the World Wildlife Fund, 
will be shown in the Rare Animal House 
and consists of four large display cases 
filled with contraband items taken by cus- 
toms officials as part of the endangered 
species protection plan. 

Many tourists, unaware of regulations 
against bringing such products into the 
country, arrive at custom stations with 
gifts and souvenirs that are seized. 
Among those taken at the United States 
borders are sea turtle products that in- 
clude tortoise shell jewelry, turtle oil or 
stuffed turtles, lizard skin products, some 
corals, furs from the larger spotted cats 
Oaguars. leopards, snow leopards, tigers, 
ocelots) and fur of marine mammals like 
seals and polar bears. 

"Cargo to Extinction" is designed to 
raise public consciousness about the im- 
pact that the demand for exotic furs and 
other products has on the animal popu- 
lation. It is believed that an educated 
public is the poacher's worst enemy and 
that if there is no demand for these prod- 
ucts, the threat to animals will decrease. 

The exhibit is free with regular Zoo ad- 
mission and will be on display during our 
usual hours of operation. Come out to 
the Zoo and learn how you can help break 
the chain that leads to animal extinction 
— before it's too late for much of our 
wildlife. 

SECOND ANNUAL 10K RUN 

The Philadelphia Vietnam Veterans 
Memorial Society is holding their Second 
Annual 10K Run. Once again sponsored 
by WSNI Radio and Taco Bell, this year's 
Run will benefit the Vietnam Veterans 
Scholarship Program and St. Christo- 
pher's Hospital for Children Leukemia 
Research. The Run is scheduled to be 
held on Sunday. April 17. 1988. It will 
begin at 9:30 a.m. at the foot of the steps 
of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and 
proceed to West River Drive and back. 
Registration fee for the Run is $10. You 
may also sponsor a runner with a dona- 
tion. Prizes to be awarded to the top 
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t-shirts to all registered runners. 

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EQUESTRIAN RESULTS 

DVC was overall High Point College 
at both the University of Delaware and 
Moravian College Intercollegiate Horse 
Shows. This puts DVC in first place in 
Region 5 to date. leading Penn State 
University by four points 

To date, DVC has the following riders 
qualified for Regional Finals on April 24 
at Timber Edge Farms in Montgomery 
ville. PA. 

Janet Distler - Advanced Walk/Trot 
P.J. Guyre - Advanced Walk /Trot/ 

Canter 
Betty Lollin - Intermediate Equitation 

U/S 
Jan Egner - Novice Equitation U/S 
Tony DeLise - Open Equitation U/S 
Jan Egner - Novice Equitation Over 

Fences 
Tony DeLise - Open Equitation Over 
Fences 

Also. Tony DeLise is leading the stand- 
ings for the Individual High Point Rider 
of Region 5. 

Our next shows: Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania. March 27: University of 
Pennsylvania. April 2: Rutgers Univer- 
sity. April 10 Regional Finals. April 24: 
National Finals. May 7 & 8 in Laurin- 
burg. N.C. 



RESULTS OF SHOW AT 

UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE 

March 13, 1988 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Kelly Carpenter. 2nd 
Kelly Cunningham. 1st 
Gretchen Lannon. 2nd 

Renee Kazokas. 4th 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Deb Brozoski. 3rd 
Jill Wolf. 1st 

Beginner Walk /Trot /Canter 

Janet Distler. 1st 
Ann Bastian. 6th 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Kris Iandola. 5th 
Julie Keane. 3rd 

Novice Equitation U/S 

Liz Kelly. 1st 
Jan Egner. 2nd 

Intermediate Equitation U/S 

Betty Lollin. 2nd 

Open Equitation U/S 

Tony DeLise. 1st 

Novice Equitation O/F 

Donna Forte. 5th 

Intermediate Equitation O/F 

Jan Egner. 2nd 

Open Equitation O/F 

Tony DeLise. 3rd 

RESULTS OF SHOW AT MORAVIAN 
March 20, 1988 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Kelly Carpenter. 1st 
Kelly Cunningham. 2nd 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Deb Brozoski. 4th 
Gretchen Lannon. 3rd 

Beginner Walk /Trot /Canter 

Janet Distler. 2nd 

Novice Equitation U/S 

Donna Forte. 5th 
Liz Kelly. 5th 

Intermediate Equitation U/S 

Jan Egner. 1st 

Open Equitation U/S 

Tony DeLise. 1st 
Betty Lollin. 6th 

Novice Equitation O/F 

Stina Liebman. 2nd 
Donna Forte. 2nd 

Intermediate Equitation O/F 

Betty Lollin. 5th 
Jan Egner. 3rd 

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NOTICE The opinions expressed in any individual article do not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of the paper or school 



Friday. April 8. 1988 



Is this the Final Issue?? 



Department Name 
Change Proposed 

The O.H. Department has requested 
that President Rorer petition the state to 
officially change the name of the col- 
lege's Ornamental Horticulture Depart- 
ment to the Department of Ornamental 
Horticulture and Environmental Design. 
This request was made after considerable 
thought and discussion. It was felt that 
our current name does not adequately 
address the department's expanding pro- 
grams in Landscape Design. Computer- 
Aided Design, Interior Design, Interior- 
scaping and Environmental Planning. 
With the advent of ever-increasing com- 
petition for students, and a demand for 
programs in design and Landscape Ar- 
chitecture, there is a greater need to 
make sure that prospective students fully 
appreciate our college's commitment to 
design as well as other aspects of Orna- 
mental Horticulture. 

The department's landscape design/ 
build program has long been recognized 
as one of the finest in the nation. It has 
proven to be an excellent course of study 
for admission to Master's Programs in 
Landscape Architecture, the preferred 
degree for this field. Scores of our gradu- 
ates who are enjoying rewarding careers 
in landscape design, Landscape Archi- 
tecture and landscape contracting are 
testimony to DVC's eminence in design. 
Plans are in progress to refine and greatly 
expand on our successful design pro- 
grams. The department hopes that its 
name will soon reflect the quality, depth, 
variety and versatility of its design offer- 
ings. Spread the word! 



O.H. Scholarships 
Available 

There are several scholarships avail- 
able from Bedding Plants Incoporated 
(B.P.I.) for undergraduates and seniors 
who plan to attend graduate school in 
Horticulture or Ornamental Horticulture. 
The scholarships are: 

A. The Bettinger Award of $1,000 for 
students with a major in Horticulture 
or Ornamental Horticulture and an 
interest in Business or a Business ma- 
jor with an interest in Horticulture or 
Ornamental Horticulture. 

B. The Deitz Award of $1 ,000 for Hor- 
ticulture and/or Ornamental Horti- 
culture with an interest in annuals, 
perennials or vegetables. 

C. The Carew Award of $1,500 for 
graduate study in Horticulture or Or- 
namental Horticulture. 

D. The Rathmell Award for work/ 
study abroad. The value of this award 
is $2,000. 

Merit scholarships of $500 are given to 
the runner-ups in the above competition. 

All data must be submitted to B.P.I, 
before May 1st. Please contact the Orna- 
mental Horticulture department office or 
R. Cowhig in the Ornamental Horticul- 
ture department for details. 



Dear Editors 

Dear Editors, 

I am a commuting student here at 
Delaware Valley College and I am upset 
and concerned with the way commuting 
students are treated. The commuters are 
either shunned or ignored by both the 
students and administration. 

There are several reasons why I feel 
that the commuters are shunned or ig- 
nored. The first is the discussions that I 
have had with other commuters. One 
such talk comes to mind first, and is a 
good example of the feelings about com- 
muters. I just transferred to DVC last fall 
term, and did not know many people at 
the college yet. I was talking to a fellow 
commuter whom I had just met and one 
of her first comments to me when she 
found out that I was a commuter was, 
"Oh, you're a commuter. We don't count 
for much around here." I have since got- 
ten similar comments from other students 
and also some professors that I have be- 
come acquainted with at the college. 

The second example is the way that 
other commuters and I have been treated 
by the A-Day committee, of which I am 
also a member. The committee is com- 
prised of students, faculty and adminis- 
tration, therefore, all sections of the col- 
lege are represented. The other com- 
muters and I have been signing the atten- 
dance sheet as off -campus students since 
the beginning of last term. However, at 
the beginning of this term, none of the 
commuters were notified of when the 
first, and subsequent meetings were to 
be held. I missed several meetings as a 
consequence of this. What was worse, 
when I confronted the committee about 
this they responded with "We notified 
people, we had notices up in the cafeteria 
and sent letters out." Upon further ques- 
tioning as to why I did not get a letter 



they responded with, "Oh, we only sent 
letters to on-campus students, we weren't 
aware that there were any off-campus 
students on the committee." Close to half 
of the committee is made up of commut- 
ers, and also don't forget that there are 
several commuters that are in key posi- 
tions on the committee and have been 
on it for more than just this year. 

Third, there are very few facilities or 
services offered to the commuters. A 
good example is how long it took to get 
our mailboxes installed last term. There 
is also the fact that Caesar's Pub closes its 
grill at 2 p.m. and does not open again 
until 7 p.m. It would be nice for those 
commuters that have to stay at school 
over the dinner hour because of night 
classes or for meetings if the Pub would 
be open over dinner. There is also no 
place for commuters to put their books, 
etc., so they must carry everything they 
need around with them all day, unlike 
on-campus students who have the luxury 
of being able to go back to their rooms to 
get things. 1 would like to suggest that a 
place at the college be set aside where 
there could be lockers so that the com- 
muters had a place to put their books, in- 
stead of having to carry them around. 

Off -campus students play a key role in 
many campus activities, and are as much 
a part of the college as the on-campus 
students, and I believe that there would 
be an improvement in school spirit and 
student involvement if the off-campus 
students were thought of more often as 
an integral part of the college. I hope this 
letter has opened some eyes as to the 
general treatment of off-campus stu- 
dents, and I hope that in the future com- 
muters will be able to say that they are a 
respected part of the college instead of 
saying that they don't count for much. 

Sincerely, 
Brian Klotz 



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Keep the Volume Down 

The library is a busy place at this time 
oit year. Papers are almost due and it 
seems as if there's another test or two 
every week. With so many people using 
the library, it's important for everyone to 
remember that: 

1. The wings of the library are for quiet 
study only. 

2. If you want to study quietly in a group, 
please use the Memorial Room. 

We have had some complaints about 
the use of "Walkman" type personal 
stereos in the library. For the time being, 
we will continue to allow them, but please 
be sure to keep the volume low enough 
so that you are not disturbing others. 

If you are bothered by excessive noise 
in the library, please tell the librarian on 
duty. We want everyone to be comfort- 
able here and with these simple rules, we 
hope to accommodate everyone. When 
can you be reached if we have ques- 
tions? Be specific. At the library, ext. 
2255, from 7-11 p.m. weeknights. 



DVC RECEIVES 

CONTRIBUTION FROM 

DOYLESTOWN 

FEDERAL SAVINGS 

Delaware Valley College has received 
a $5,000 contribution from Doylestown 
Federal Savings and Loan Association, it 
was announced by college President 
W.H. Rorer III. 

The $5,000 gift is unrestricted and will 
be applied toward the college's 1987-88 
Annual Giving Fund goal of $500,000. 

"We are very pleased with the gener- 
osity displayed by Doylestown Federal," 
said Rorer in accepting the contribution. 
"We appreciate the support from busi- 
nesses v > the Central Bucks and surround- 
ing areas. This makes it possible to con- 
tinue to offer an outstanding higher edu- 
cation at a relatively moderate cost, when 
compared to other private institutions." 

The check was presented to Rorer by 
Ronald A. Goerner, President and Chief 
Executive Officer of Doylestown Federal, 
and Michael Stumpf, Executive Vice 
President of Doylestown Federal. 

"Delaware Valley College is an integral 
part of our community's social, economic 
and intellectual foundation," said Goer- 
ner. "Doylestown Federal Savings be- 
lieves the future of Bucks County, and 
communities all over this country, rests 
on the shoulders of educational institu- 
tions just like Delaware Valley College. 
Doylestown Federal's contribution today 
is a tangible reflection of our commit- 
ment to support higher education." 

Doylestown Federal was founded in 
1906 and has branch offices in Doyles- 
town, Cross Keys, Warminster and 
Dublin. Current assets of the association 
total $176 million. 

STAFF 

Editors- in -Chief .... Wendy L. Unger, 

John D. Ebert 
Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Biggs, Mr. Edward O'Brien, 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 

•••••••••••••A 
* This Week on Campus + 

« FRIDAY, APRIL 8 + 

* GoH vs. Wesley and Swarthmore at + 
« Wesley, 1:30 p.m. + 

* SATURDAY, APRIL 9 * 

* Women's Track and Field vs. Widener ■¥ 
« and Swarthmore at Widener, 1:30 + 
« pm + 
^ Men's Track and Field vs. Widener ^ 

and Swarthmore at Widener, 1:30 

* p.m. ** 

* Baseball (A) vs. FDU-Madison (DH). * 

* 1 p.m. -¥ 

* Softball (A) vs. Muhlenberg (DH). * 

* 1 p.m * 

* Junior Dinner Dance at Shawnee-at- ^ 
jj Hkjhpotnt, 7 p.m. ^ 

« SUNDAY. APRIL 10 * 

« Founder's Day ^ 

« WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13 * 

* Movie: Lethal Weapon, APR. 9 p.m. + 

« THURSDAY, APRIL 14 * 

* Caesar's Pub. 9:30 pm * 



WHAT IS P.L.U.S.? 

Preparing Leaders for Undergraduate 
Success (P. L. U.S.) is a state funded pro- 
gram providing supportive services such 
as tutoring, advising and counseling to 
incoming and current OVERACHIEVING 
students who demonstrate the motiva- 
tion, potential and initiative to succeed. 

The P.L.U.S. program Is funded 
through Act 101 of the Legislature 
of the Commonwealth of Pennsyl- 
vania. The Higher Education Equal 
Opportunity Program (Act 101) pro- 
vides for postsecondary schools to 
develop and implement student sup- 
port programs for nontraditional 
students. 

P.L.U.S. participants are chosen on 
the basis of their academic and financial 
potential, motivation and aspirations. To 
be eligible for program services, students 
must be full time residents of Pennsyl- 
vania and must meet certain economic 
and academic criteria. 

HOW DOES P.L.U.S. WORK? 
Counseling 

Individual and group counseling ser- 
vices are offered by both professional 
and peer counselors. Services include: 

• personal counseling 

• academic advising and course 
selection 

• financial aid counseling 

• values clarification and self-concept 
development 

• career planning and decision making 

• support center providing 24- hour 
emergency assistance 

Tutoring 

Tutoring services are available on a 
walk-in basis or by appointment for all 
P.L.U.S. students. Professional and peer 
tutors are available for individual or group 
sessions. Services include: 

• math lab 

• writing lab 

• study skills workshops 

• reading specialist 

• study groups 

• individualized help with problem 
courses 

Financial Assistance 

Personalized assistance with financial 
applications, forms and procedures. As- 
sisting students in researching additional 
sources of financial aid. 

Extracurricular Activities Program 

This program assists P.L.U.S. students 
in developing an awareness of the many 
cultural activities available in the Dela- 
ware Valley area. P.L.U.S. sponsors trips 
to plays, concerts and art exhibits, as well 
as industrial site visits to help students 
relate their academic course work to the 
demands of the real life working environ- 
ment, both in terms of career opportuni- 
ties and professional skills needed to be 
successful on the job. 

WHO BENEFITS? 
YOU!!! 

The P.L.U.S. program offers a four- 
semester guarantee plus statewide recog- 
nition for achievements. 



NEW BRITAIN INN 

"Del Val's home away from home" 

SUN. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

MON. NIGHT: Steamers - 
$195/Dozen 

TUES. NIGHT: Import Night 

WED. NIGHT: Cheese Steak - 
$1.25 

THURS. NIGHT: DJ and Dancing 

Areo's Best Lunches 11 AM -3 PM 

Hoppy Hour 4:30 - 6:30 PM 

Rt. 202 • New Britain, PA 
348-1968 



CONTEST!!! 

WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! 

A $10 Gift Certificate from 
MAMA MARIES! 

Answer the following questions and 
turn this in to the Infirmary by April 13. 
Correctly completed forms will be placed 
in a drawing on April 20 to see who 
wins. Attend the drawing at 3:30 p.m. 
on the 20th or call during counseling of- 
fice hours to see if you're the winner. 



1. Name 



(yours!) 



2. Are there psychological services 
available on campus? 



3. Name at least 1 of the staff members 
(hint: there are 2) 



4. Name 3 of the many different kinds of 
problems you can discuss with them 



5. What are their days and hours? 



6. Is an appointment needed? 

7. Is it confidential? 



8. Where is it located? 



9. Is there a charge? 



Drop your answer off during service 
hours and you can find out right away 
whether you got them all right. Ques- 
tions? Stop by (we know the answers) 

CHEMISTRY CLUB 
TOURS KITTYHAWK 

Thanks to the efforts of Vice President 
Schulz, the Chemistry Club had the priv- 
ilege to be able to visit the aircraft carrier 
Kitty hawk on Saturday, March 26. The 
carrier is currently in dry-dock at the 
Philadelphia Naval Yard for renovation 
and refitting. 

The club was given a tour of the ship 
which included the bridge and the flight 
deck. Also evident from outside the ship 
was a hole in the bow created when a 
Russian submarine surfaced too close to 
the carrier and hit the bow. 

The tour was very informative, and 
helped to clear up many questions about 
naval operations and specifically, the 
operation of aircraft carriers such as the 
Kittyhawk. 



DVC Schedules 
40th Annual A-Day 

A-Day, DVC's two-day annual expo- 
sition, will be held rain or shine on Satur 
day and Sunday, April 23 and 24, from 
9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Admission to this agri- 
cultural and science country fair is FREE. 

The New Britain Township campus at- 
tracts thousands of visitors each spring to 
the popular Central Bucks County col- 
lege fair. There are activities and displays 
for every member of the family, presented 
under the large, old trees or on broad 
stretches of lawn at the 92-year-old 
college. 

In addition, a non-commercial, coun- 
try fair atmosphere prevails for the week- 
end. A chicken barbeque, art show, 
music concerts, milking competition, hot 
air balloons and special children's attrac- 
tions are all part of this 40th A-Day. 

Students prepare and present the ex- 
hibits relating to all the course offerings 
of the business, agriculture and science 
institution. 

Other events showcase the Animal 
Science department, including a horse 
show: display and judging of various 
animals such as beef and dairy cattle, 
sheep and swine: a "petting zoo:" 
hayrides and pony rides. 

An extensive flower and garden show 
complements the springtime beauty of 
the campus itself. The Ornamental Horti- 
culture department is responsible for the 
exhibit of floral arrangements and sea- 
sonal displays. Many types of plants for 
the spring garden will be on sale during 
the weekend. Greenhouses, the herb 
garden and the college's Schmieder Ar- 
boretum will be open for visitors to browse 
through at their leisure. 

The apiary exhibit presents not only 
the honey-making process: DVC's honey 
products will also be on sale. 

The various classroom and laboratory 
buildings will be open for tours and will 
feature displays in Biology, Chemistry, 
Food Science, Business Administration, 
Agronomy and Horticulture. 

A-Day is an opportunity to enjoy 
every aspect of this beautiful Central 
Bucks landmark on a pleasant spring 
weekend. All events will be held on the 
main campus, Route 202, one mile west 
of Doylestown. 

A parking fee of $3.00 also covers the 
cost of the program, which includes a 
map of the campus and a schedule of 
events. 



Safety Survey 



Please read and respond to the following questions concerning safety issues in the 
dormitories and throughout campus. 

1). Where do you think there should be additional lighting? 



2) . What areas of your dormitory are in need of safety attention? 



3) . What areas of campus are in need of safety attention? 



4). Do you feel safe on campus in general? 



5). FEMALES ONLY: Do you feel your dormitories are safe? 



6). Additional comments or suggestions concerning safety on campus: 



Submit responses to Box 716. 



EQUESTRIAN NEWS 

On Saturday, April 16, the Western 
Equestrian Team will be sponsoring its 
annual horse show. This year's event 
will be held at Stepping Stone Farm, 
Wycombe. A great deal of work has 
been put into this show by all the mem- 
bers. In addition to the show, the team 
will be running a tack sale (brushes, 
halters, etc.) and a raffle. 

We would like to extend an invitation 
to all DVC staff, faculty, administration 
and students, as well as to the neighbor- 
ing community. For information please 
see Dr. Hofsaess, Ag. Building. 

EQUESTRIAN RESULTS 

Results of the Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania show held March 27: 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Jen Delgatto, 5th 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Russ LaPierre, 4th 
Deb Brozoski, 4th 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Rynda Ross, 5th 
Kris Iandola, 1st 

Novice Equitation U/S 

Stina Liebman, 1st 
Missy Gordon 1st 

Liz Kelly, 1st 
Mark Hayes, 3rd 

Intermediate Equitation U/S 

Jan Egner, 4th 

Open Equitation U/S 

Tony DeLise, 2nd 

Novice Equitation O/F 

Mark Hayes, 2nd 
Stina Liebman, 3rd 
Missy Gordon, 3rd 

Intermediate Equitation O/F 

Jan Egner, 1st 

Open Equitation O/F 

Tony DeLise, 2nd 

DVC was high point college to retain 
our lead in Region V. Also, Liz Kelly 
qualified for Regionals. 

Results of the University of Pennsyl- 
vania show held April 2: 

Beginner Walk /Trot 

Renee Razokas, 3rd 

Advanced Walk /Trot 

Deb Brozoski, 3rd 
Kelly Carpenter, 4th 

Beginner Walk /Trot /Canter 

Lisa Wilkoski, 1st 

Advanced Walk /Trot /Canter 

Kris Iandola, 3rd 
Kim Adams, 2nd 
Rynda Ross, 4th 

Novice Equitation U/S 

Missy Gordon, 2nd 

Donna Forte, 6th 

Stina Liebman, 1st 

Intermediate Equitation U/S 

Jan Egner, 2nd 

Open Equitation U/S 

Betty Lollin, 1st 
Tony DeLise, 2nd 

Novice Equitation O/F 

Stina Liebman, 3rd 

Donna Forte, 1st 

Mark Hayes, 6th 

Liz Kelly, 4th 
Missy Gordon, 1st 

Intermediate Equitation O/F 

Betty Lollin, 1st 
Jan Egner, 2nd 

Open Equitation O/F 

Tony DeLise, 1st 

DVC was high point team for the fourth 
consecutive show. Betty Lollin was the 
Reserve High Point Rider of the show. 

WANTED 

Student to do yard work, spring 1988. 
Approximately 10 hours per week, $10 
per hour. Call Bill Scott. 348-1 140, after 
6 p.m. weekdays, anytime weekends. 





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Friday. April 15. 1988 



DVC to Participate in 

1988 Bucks County 

Designer House 

This year's Bucks County Designer 
House will feature the talents and materi- 
als of the students of DVC's Ornamental 
Horticulture Department, as the historic 
Aldie Mansion is dressed for company 
this May. 

Following its success as a first place 
winner in the Philadelphia Flower Show, 
the college will be designing for one of 
the outdoor courtyards at the well-known 
Doylestown estate. Entitled "The Potter's 
Steps," the design is planned to reflect 
the flavor and feeling of an area that may 
once have been part of the gardener's 
growing and potting space. Enlarging on 
that theme, the students will fill the long 
expanse of old steps in the courtyard 
with a colorful display of annuals, peren- 
nials and shrubs. In imagination, plants 
may have been started, grown and held 
in this area for later use in and around 
the grand house. The bright and cheerful 
colors would have made the steps a dec- 
orative feature of the grounds on their 
own merit, as well. Clay pots in various 
sizes will create unity in the design, while 
the addition of gardener's handtools. 
wheelbarrow and more will attractively 
suggest the imagined use of this outdoor 
area. 

The Aldie Mansion was built in 1927 
by William Mercer. Jr., younger brother 
of Dr. Henry Chapman Mercer. The 
Aldie Mansion was named for the family's 
ancestral estate in Perthshire, Scotland. 

This historic home is currently under 
restoration by the Bucks County Conser- 
vancy, which is making the estate avail- 
able for this event. 

The Designer House will be launched 
on April 29th with a Preview Cocktail 
Party, and will be open to the public from 
May 1st through 27th. 

The 1988 Bucks County Designer 
House is sponsored by the Village Im- 
provement Association with proceeds 
supporting Doylestown Hospital. 

OH. JOB AVAILABLE 

NEARBY ESTATE OFFERS AN OP- 
PORTUNITY TO A FRESHMAN OR 
SOPHOMORE STUDENT WHOSE 
MAJOR INTEREST IS LANDSCAPE 
ARCHITECTURE. DECORATIVE 
GARDENING. NURSERY OPERA- 
TION OR RELATED FIELDS OF 
STUDY. 

WE WILL PROVIDE FULL TIME 
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT AND PART 
TIME EMPLOYMENT THROUGHOUT 
THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR 
EACH YEAR UNTIL GRADUATION 
FROM DVC 

Please address your letter of applica- 
tion to: 

Dr S.A Fox 

Holiday House 

380 Shady Retreat Road 

Doylestown. PA 18901 
Include: 

• Your interest in this position 

• Previous work experience 

• Class at DVC 

• Time availability 

• Salary requirements 

• College address and phone number 



FOUNDERS' DAY CONVOCATION 



On Sunday, April 10, DVC's birthday 
celebration occurred. The Founders' Day 
Convocation was held in the James Work 
Gymnasium where many students, as 
well as faculty and staff, were honored 
for outstanding achievements. 

The invocation was given by the Rev- 
erend Thomas C. Truscott. followed by 
the introduction with Kenneth W. Gem- 
mill, Chairman of the Board of Trustees 
at the college. The speaker for this year's 
event was Dr. Orr, who gave an inspira- 
tional talk on his positive experiences at 
DVC. The Band and Chorale performed 
their musical selections excellently. 

Dr. Mertz and Dean Craver presented 
the awards. The more distinguished 
awards presented are as follows: 
Founders' Day Award: Eric Vanden 

Berghe 
Student Government Service Award: 

Mr. El wood Decker 
Walter Riggins Memorial Award: Clay 



Butterworth and Patricia Moorzitz 
Distinguished Faculty Member Award: 

Dr. Barbara Muse 
John Herbst Memorial Staff Member of 

the Year: Rob Lieban 
William Owen Memorial Scholarship: 

Audrey Daniel 
The Class of 1977 Recognition Award: 

Brian Hahn 
Student Activities Award: Ched Baker 
Publications Award: Wendy Unger and 

Sharon Chapman 
President's Award: 1987 Women's 

Softball Team and 1987-88 

Women's Basketball Team 

Twenty-six students were named to 
Who's Who Among Students in Ameri- 
can Colleges and Universities. Thirty- 
three students were selected for a new 
leadership award, The Green and Gold 
Leaders' Society. Numerous other schol- 
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Exchange fellow Abdullah N. Al-Niemi and Dr John Avery 



EISENHOWER EXCHANGE FELLOW VISITS U.S. FROM IRAQ 

Abdullah N. Al-Niemi. 1988 Eisen- 
hower Exchange fellow from Iraq, re- 
cently visited in the area with Dr. John 
Avery and his wife. Marsha, of Chalfont. 

Al-Niemi, Dean of the Nimroud Tech- 
nical Institute in Ninevah Province, is 
traveling from his home in Mosul, Iraq 
for 10 to 12 weeks under the auspices of 
the Eisenhower Exchange Fellowships 
Inc. Al-Niemi intends to focus on voca- 
tional education in the field of agriculture 
while in this country, studying curriculum 
development, course design, faculty de- 
velopment, teaching and evaluation 



methods, general administration and 
long-range planning. He is responsible 
for the overall administration and coordi- 
nation of the Institute in Iraq. 

Dr. Avery is Chairman of the Agribusi 
ness Department at DVC. He and his 
wife have hosted many foreign visitors in 
their home, frequently sharing interests 
and offering tours of Bucks County. 

Al-Niemi, 38, speaks fluent English. 
He earned his Master's degree in Crop 
Science and Industrial Crop Production 
from the University of Kentucky in 1980. 



THE FOOD PEOPLE 
FILM ON PROVIDING FOOD TO BE AN A-DAY FEATURE 



A film entitled The Food People will 
be presented to the public as pari of the 
Agribusiness Department's exhibit for 
A-Day. DVC's exposition. The film will 
be shown throughout A-Day weekend. 
Saturday and Sunday. April 23rd and 
24th. 

While the film will present opportunities 
in Agribusiness — the field that handles 



all aspects of food from concept to the 
table — it will also be especially enter- 
taining for children. The dairy, beef and 
grain industries will be covered using stu- 
dent talent and the cooperative help of 
local companies. 

The presentation will take place in Rm. 
1 13 of Feldman Agricultural Building on 
campus. 



Student Named 

Representative to 

Beef Industry 

Carolyn Lehman of Jersey Shore. 
PA, has been selected as a regional rep 
resentative for the beef industry at the 
Pennsylvania Cattlemen's Conference 
held recently in State College. PA 

Ms. Lehman is a junior Animal Science 
major in the large animal field at DVC. 
She is joined by new state representative 
Lisa Acampora and regional representa- 
tives Paul Bissmar. Cindy Bracken. 
Carolyn R. Hughes and Dana Ernst, all 
students at Penn State. 

The program was recently implement- 
ed to replace the "queen" program, 
which has been in operation for the past 
ten years. The representatives will be 
sent out to spt.ik directly to the public 
and to educate them about the role of 
beef in their diets. 

The students were chosen on the basis 
of a competitor,, which included the 
writing of a brief news article, a verbal 
presentation and interview. The candi- 
dates were required to be between 19 
and 23 years old, to have a sound knowl- 
edge of the beef industry and animal 
science, and to be able to deal with the 
public. 

Judges for the competition included Dr. 
Craig Hill, assistant professor in Animal 
Science at DVC, and beef producers 
Nancy Livingston, Sheila Miller. Ron 
and Nancy Wilkins and Lisa Schaffer. 

"Mad Hatter's Tea Party" 
to be Presented at A-Day 

"The Mad Hatter's Tea Party." com- 
plete with characters from the immortal 
children's classic, Alice's Adventures in 
Wonderland, will be presented by the 
DVC's chapter of Pi Alpha Xi on April 
23rd and 24th at the college's A-Day 
Exposition . 

Pi Alpha Xi is the National Honor 
Society for Ornamental Horticulture. 
Charles Hess, president of DVC's chap- 
ter, and faculty advisor Richard Cowhig. 
have been planning the exhibit, with 
some of the department's finest students 
contributing to the project. 

"The Mad Hatter's Tea Party" will fea- 
ture larger-than-life figures fashioned 
from hundreds of flowers and represent- 
ing some of the best-loved of Lewis Car- 
roll's characters. The exhibit will include 
guided tours of the college's refurbished 
herb garden, herbal tea-tasting, informa- 
tion on herbs and spices and an opportu- 
nity to ask questions of the honor stu- 
dents who will man the exhibit. 

This year's 40th Annual A-Day Expo- 
sition will be held, rain or shine, from 9 
a.m. until 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. 
April 23rd and 24th. Admission to "The 
Mad Hatter's Tea Party" is free. 



STAFF 

EditorsinChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Advisors Joe Ferry, 

Anne Biggs. Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



BUCKS COUNTY 

SCIENCE ACADEMY 

AWARDS ANNOUNCED 

The Bucks County Computer, Mathe- 
matics and Science Competition, spon- 
sored by the county Intermediate Unit 
No. 22, was held March 14-16 at DVC 
Students in Bucks County schools, grades 
6 through 12, prepared exhibits that 
were judged in a variety of categories 
and five grade groupings. 

The first place winners in each cate- 
gory will compete further at the Delaware 
Valley Science Fair, to be held April 
12th. 13th and 16th at the Penn State- 
Ogontz campus. Winners of this com- 
petition then proceed to the International 
Science and Engineering Fair, May 8-14 
in Knoxville, TN. 

Alan D. Sexton of the Intermediate 
Unit was advisor to the competition, with 
Darlene Jones, director of the science 
fair. Besides educational sponsorship 
from the I.U. and the college, Da-Tech 
Corporation in Northampton Township 
and Bucks County Bank provided in- 
dustry sponsorship. 

The winners in all categories are listed 
in the enclosed pages. The following stu- 
dents won first place in "Best of Fair" in 
each grade category: 

JAY HARPER, Archbishop Wood 
H.S., Fair "A" (12th grade), for his proj- 
ect "A Purified Extract From the Carti- 
lage of Raja Erinacae as a Possible Inhibi- 
tor or Angiogenesis." 

THOMAS HARPER, Archbishop 
Wood H.S.. Fair "B" (11th grade), for 
his project "Sugar and Its Inhibitory Ef- 
fects on Decubitus Ulcers II." 



JOSEPH SCHMIDT, Archbishop 
Wood H.S.. Fair "C" (10th grade), for 
his project "Memorization Achievement 
Under Two Musical Conditions." 

MICHAEL HILDEBRANDT, Arch 
bishop Wood H.S., Fair "D" (9th grade), 
for his project "Which Hemisphere Con- 
trols Study Skills." 

CHRISTIN VAN WYK, Unami Ju- 
nior H.S., Fair "E" (grades 6. 7. 8). for 
her project "Effects of Nutrasweet on 
Protozoa." 

A special award was given to RON 
DERBYSHIRE, Archbishop Wood 
H.S., for "creativity and ingenuity" in his 
project for the 12th grade "A" Fair in the 
Medicine and Health category. Ron re- 
ceived a $25 check from Airco Corpora- 
tion, manufacturers of medical gases. 
David Wentling presented the Airco 
Medical Award for the company. 

Four energy awards were presented 
by Patricia Eckfeldt for the Energy Edu- 
cation Advisory Council of Philadelphia 
Electric Company. The savings bonds 
and certificates were awarded to energy 
project exhibitors: 

JOHN OLSON, Archbishop Wood 
H.S., for his first place exhibit in the "B" 
Fair Physics category, "Final Optimiza- 
tion of Generator Design." 

JOHN COLTON, Archbishop Wood 
H.S., for his first place exhibit in the "C" 
Fair Earth & Space Science category. 

CHRIS CARTIN, Archbishop Wood 
H.S.. for his third place entry in the "D" 
Fair Environmental Science category. 

TYREE GABLE, Pennridge Central 
Junior H.S.. for her first place project in 
the "E" Fair Earth & Space Science cate- 
gory. "Which Roof Line Holds in the 
Heat the Best." 



Letter From the Editors 



Track Results 

On Saturday, April 9th the men's and 
women's track teams competed against 
Swarthmore and Widener. Final scores 
for the men's competition were DVC 
75.4, Swarthmore 71.4 and Widener 
33.2. 

MENS RESULTS 
400 Meters: Marc Reason 50.6 (1st), 

Jim Enoch 51.75 (2nd), Tom Allen 

52.32 (3rd) 
4 x 1000: Marc Reason, Kevin Dick- 

myer, Joe Nigro, Deak Lewis 43.58 

(1st) 
1600 Meter Relay: Hardy Reub. Jim 

Enoch, Donte Austin, Marc Reason 

3:22.4 (1st) 
800 Meter: Donte Austin 2:01.92 (1st). 

Hardy Reub 2:02.08 (2nd) 
110 High Hurdles: Mark Brinski 15.98 

(1st), Phil Sperry 15.99 (2nd) 
Discus. Ted McElwee (1st) 
Shot Put: Jeff Jones 44-5 (1st), Steve 

Liller 42-11 (2nd) 
100 Meter: Joe Nigro and Kevin Dick- 

myer 11.4 (tie for 2nd) 
400 Hurdles: Mark Brinsky. 59.3 (2nd) 
High Jump: Charles DeShield (2nd) 
Javelin: Tom Allen 170-11 (2nd) 
Triple Jump: Phil Sperry 42-3 3 /4 (2nd) 
1500 Meter: Rob Benner 4:12.3 (3rd) 
200 Meter: Kevin Dickmyer 23.26 (3rd) 
Long Jump: Charles DeShield 22-1 

(3rd) 

WOMEN'S RESULTS 

Final scores for the women's competi- 
tion were DVC 72V2, Swarthmore 44. 
Widener 21 1 /2, Lincoln 15, Bryn Mawr 
12 and Textiles 1. 
1500 Meter: Deb Stackhouse 4:55.0 

(1st) 
800 Meter: Deb Stackhouse 2:25.4 

(1st) 
High Jump: Deb Stackhouse 4-4 (1st), 

Randi Kunkel 4-2 (2nd) 
Long Jump: Sharon Chapman 15-6 

(1st), Kia Ireland 14-Mi (3rd) 
Javelin: Randi Kunkel 116-2 (1st), Lisa 

Deitrick 58-2 (3rd) 
100 Meter: Deb Masciulli and Dawn 

Reckner 13.9 (tie for 1st). Kia 

Ireland 14.3 (3rd) 
Shot Put: Randi Kunkel 35-3 (1st) 



1600 Meter Relay: Connie Hajioannou, 

Deb Masciulli, Randi Kunkel, Deb 

Stackhouse 4:22.9 (1st) 
400 Relay: DVC 54.79 (2nd) 
400 Meter: Deb Masciulli 64.72 (2nd). 

Connie Hajioannou 64.99 (3rd) 
200 Meter: Dawn Reckner 29.0 (2nd). 

Randi Kunkel 29.5 (3rd) 
Triple Jump: Sharon Chapman 30-6V4 

(2nd) 
400 Hurdles: Connie Hajioannou 73.7 

(3rd) 
1 10 Meter High Hurdles: Deb Masciulli 

18.9 (3rd) 

Remaining meets are April 13th vs. 
Moravian; April 16th vs. Albright and 
Lebanon Valley: and April 20th vs. Ur- 
sinus and Haverford (H). 



Dear Editors 

Dear Editors, 

On Thursday evening, April 7th. I had 
the pleasure of attending a superb con- 
cert by the DVC Band and Chorale. The 
music was excellent: the attendance was 
abysmal. If I counted correctly, one 
faculty member and four staff personnel 
showed enough interest and apprecia- 
tion of these students' hard work to at- 
tend what was a most enjoyable evening 
for the audience and, I'm sure, a disap- 
pointing evening for the perlormers. 

Why such a poor showing by "the 
family"? Perhaps it's apathy, perhaps it 
was a lack of publicity (two people in the 
audience told me the only reason they 
knew of the concert was because of a 
poster put up in Lasker Hall the day of 
the concert). Perhaps it was conflict 
(wasn't there a big telethon going on that 
evening)? 

It appears that something fell through 
the slats. Could it, will it. happen again 9 
What about it, family? 

Sincerely, 
Mileen Altier 

PS. I wonder how many senior citizens 
and other people in the Doylestown area 
would have been thrilled to attend a free 
concert of beautiful music and dance, 
had they known? 



Apathy. This word is defined as a lack 
of interest or concern. There appears to 
be a lot of this going on in the world to- 
day. I had a high school teacher pass on 
a few words of wisdom to me. He stated, 
"One should make the time to do the 
things he has to do and take the time to 
do the things he wants to do." But it 
seems that many young adults are doing 
almost nothing, or just enough to get by. 

Today, a good majority of young adults 
are saying. "What's in it for me?" as op- 
posed to "What can I do to help you?" I 
frequently hear the generation before me 
refer to my age group as the "me" gener- 
ation. For the most part they are abso- 
lutely correct in stating so. as many don't 
give two flying leaps about anyone but 
themselves. It is evident with our country 
and worldwide that people have become 
less concerned about what is happening 
out there. "As long as it doesn't affect me 
or somebody else takes care of it, then 
I'm not going to worry about it " The day 
will come when those who display this 
attitude will have to confront their own 
dilemmas and won't know how to deal 
with their problems. A large number of 
young adults are afraid to voice their 
opinion, and stand up and defend them- 
selves or what they believe in. Do these 
people really believe in themselves? 
Probably not. as far as one can tell. Pity if 
they have to actually be totally indepen- 
dent and work to support themselves 
and a family someday. What's going to 
happen 10 to 20 years from now when 
this generation will be responsible for 
running the world's industries and 
services? 

Take DVC. for instance It has been 
mentioned to me numerous times that 
just a few years ago students cared about 
their school work, the college, their 
futures and really became active. There 
seems to be a downward trend at this 
point. Clubs at DVC are failing due to 
lack of members. This leads eventually to 
lack of enthusiasm of the club partici- 
pants after they exhaust themselves by 
trying to get people involved or planning 
events which fail due to lack of participa- 
tion. It is highly frustrating to the small 
percentage who do really care and are 
outgoing and enthusiastic enough at 
least to try to get the ball rolling. Become 
involved — you will get something out of 
the activity and grow as a person. 

A-Day is a prime opportunity for 
campus- wide participation. The event 



that shows off all the clubs and majors of 
the college always comes through, but 
every year the same handful of people 
are doing everything to make the event 
possible, and there are more than a 
thousand students enrolled at DVC. This 
is almost sickening when you think that if 
each student gave an hour of his time 
during the weekend to help, the whole 
show would run much more smoothly, 
and the handful of people running 
A-Day would not be over-exhausted for 
practically the entire week following the 
event. In seeing the level of student par- 
ticipation presently, let's pray that this 
year's A-Day expo will run smoothly. 

The liberal arts programs are another 
good example. I know there are many 
students enrolled at DVC who were in- 
volved in their high school chorus or 
band, but who take all those years of 
time and practice and put them to rest 
when they leave for college. It is under- 
standable that one is going to college to 
further rm education, but you performed 
in high school, why not in college? The 
practices at DVC most likely consume 
less time than they did in high school, and 
one doe* receive credit for participation. 

The same applies to DVC's student 
newspaper. If public information weren't 
providing the staff with information and 
press releases, there would not be a 
newspaper as there is this week. Since 
the staff has seen little or no response 
from students and faculty to the apparent 
dilemma of lack of reporters, incoming 
information and materials, it makes us 
wonder if people care whethei or not 
there is a paper, thus leaving us wonder- 
ing if we should care either. If people do 
wish to have a weekly publication, we 
have no idea of what people want if we 
receive no input from others. Some of 
the responses have been "I don't care 
either way " or "I don't know, but did you 
know there was a mistake on page 2. 
column . .?" Ram Pages could be a 
really positive attribute to the college if 
there were enough bodies to efficiently 
run the publication. I would like to ex- 
press my sincere gratitude and thank all 
of the advisors at this time for their sup 
port, especially during this semester Will 
there be another issue? I don't know. 
You have to tell me. 

Co- Editors in ■ Chief. 
Wendy L. Unger 
John D. Ebert 



DVC Spring Concert 

On Thursday evening, April 7th. the 
DVC Band and Chorale presented their 
annual Spring Concert in the Student 
Center Auditorium to a small but enthu- 
siastic audience. 

The Chorale opened the concert with 
the Dance Co. of Kohl performing the 
mambo. waltz and jive. 

The Chorale, under the direction of 
JoAnn Roberts sang selections appropri 
ate to the spring theme of love: "Lovely 
Way to Spend an Evening of Love," 



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"Somewhere Out There" and "Ching-A- 
Ring-Chaw " Soloists Dave Hirtle. Sue 
Bittell. Ann Luno. Holly Eckloff and 
Jerry Myers sang numbers from various 
Broadway shows. 

Concluding the concert was the Band, 
under the direction of Michele Metcalf. 
performing "The Olympic Fanfare." 
"West Side Story" and music of Kenny 
Rogers. 

The Band and Chorale will perform 
on A-Day. April 23rd and 24th. so you 
will have another opportunity to hear 
their concerts. 

**************** 

+ This Week on Campus * 

* SATURDAY, APRIL 16 * 

Men's and Women's Track (H) vs. 

* Afcrlght and Lebanon Valley, 1pm * 

* Baseball (H) vs King's College. 1 p.m. * 

* MONDAY, APRIL 18 » 

* Movie: Color Purple, APR, 8 p.m * 

* Golf (H) vs Upsala and Wesley. 1 p.m. » 

* Softball (A) vs. Alkmtewn, 4 p.rn » 

* Baseball (H) vs. ABentown, 3 p.m. » 

* TUESDAY, APRIL 19 » 

* Band: MAGNUM * 
^ WEDNESDAY. APRIL 20 

* Men's and Women's Track (H) vs. 
Ursulas and Haverford. 3:30 p.m. 

Baseball (A) vs Muhlenberg, 3 p.m. 

* THURSDAY. APRIL 21 » 

* Softbal (A) vs. Moravian, 4 p m * 

* * * * * * *•••****♦» 





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Friday. April 29. 1988 



Spring Beekeeping 

Short Course Completed; 

Summer Course Scheduled 

With the close of the recent spring bee- 
keeping short course, plans are now be- 
ing made for the summer course, which 
will be held on one weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, June 24-26, at DVC. 

Although the spring course was 
plagued by cool, wet weather, somewhat 
limiting field activities, it was well-attended 
and well-received by the students. While 
many "harbingers of doom" say that bee- 
keeping is threatened by the recent inva- 
sion of the two mite species and the im- 
minent arrival of the Africanized bees, 
this springs course had a 50% increase 
in enrollment over the 1987 course. 

The courses featured many aspects of 
Apiculture including beginning beekeep- 
ing, apiary location, disease and pest 
recognition and control, swarm control, 
mead making and uses of beeswax, in- 
cluding candlemaking. The traditional 
highlight of the last day of the short 
course is a talk by Mamie Berthold of the 
home uses of honey, featuring samples 
of baked goods prepared with honey. 

Jack Matthenius, New Jersey's Super- 
visor of Beeculture. and Dr. Robert Bert- 
hold, beekeeping specialist at DVC, will 
again serve as instructors for the summer 
course. 

DVC to Participate in Local 
Lawn & Garden Fair 

■ 

Faculty from DVC will be on hand to 
respond to gardeners' questions when 
the Estate of George S. Snyder holds its 
1988 Lawn and Garden Fair on Friday 
and Saturday. April 29 and 30 at the 
Hatfield home center. 

Six members of the Ornamental Horti- 
culture and Horticulture faculty will 
represent the college: Frederic Blau. 
Professor of Landscape Design; David 
Blumenfield, Professor of Horticulture: 
Richard Cowhig, Assistant Professor of 
Ornamental Horticulture: John Martin. 
Associate Professor of Ornamental Hor- 
ticulture; Ronald Muse. Assistant Pro- 
fessor of Plant Science; and Frederick 
Ray, Instructor in Ornamental Horticul- 
ture and Director of the Schmeider Ar- 
boretum on campus. These persons will 
man the college's exhibit from 10 a.m. to 
2 p.m. and will be available to answer 
questions; help solve landscape design 
and grounds maintenance problems; 
identify insects, diseases and plant 
material: and provide career and college 
program information. 

This is the third year that the college 
will participate in the well-known home 
center fair at Snyder's. The Estate of 
George S. Snyder is a major contributor 
to the college's Plant Science Scholarship 
Fund, which provides financial support 
to students in Agronomy. Horticulture 
and Ornamental Horticulture. 

STAFF 

Editors-inChief .... Wendy L. Unger. 

John D. Ebert 

Sports Editor Marc Krasner 

Advisors Joe Ferry. 

Anne Biggs, Mr. Edward O'Brien. 
Dr. Richard Ziemer 



A Letter to the President 



Dear Mr. Rorer, 

I wanted to commend you on the fine 
job you have been doing to upgrade our 
campus, student life, curriculum and ad- 
ministration. With your efforts and busi- 
ness sense, I am sure you can get DVC 
back on its feet. Please keep up the good 
work and don't stop caring about the 
students. 

However, I am still concerned about 
the enrollment in the agriculture and sci- 
ence majors. Is not the Admissions Of- 
fice responsible for promoting the col- 
lege, including the agriculture and sci- 
ence programs? Aren't they reaching the 
more agriculturally-oriented parts of the 
surrounding states? I am aware that par- 
ticipation in college level agriculture pro- 
grams is still low nationwide, and also of 
the fact that of the present generation of 
agriculture teachers, researchers and 
other agriculture related professionals, a 
high percentage are reaching retirement 
age. Why then, isn't DVC trying to pro- 
mote its agriculture programs, more than 
they are. and have the graduates to fill 
those positions? 

I am sure your intentions and efforts to 
help this school are quite sincere. In your 
speeches and letters this is evident. 
Nonetheless, I must ask you why is the 
school investing in a new English major, 
which is hardly on the Favorite-Majors- 
to-Hire-List of employers today? (See 
the current Careers magazine.) Changes 
like that can wait until the school is finan- 
cially secure again. In the meantime 



there are plenty of other fine schools for 
those interested in the world of English 
literature. 

DVC, as I am sure you know, has an 
excellent reputation for its science and 
agriculture programs, and a growing one 
in business as well. Shouldn't we be try- 
ing to maintain and improve that instead 
of adding on less employable majors? 
This sort of move could lower the place- 
ment rate which is so high. Since the ad- 
ministration seems intent on adding new 
majors, why not add more science and 
agriculture related ones? How about 
nursing, which has been suggested to 
me? We have an excellent hospital with 
which a hands-on-practicum can be de- 
veloped. How about vocational agricul- 
ture teaching program or mini-courses 
for the home gardener? Couldn't a medi- 
cal technician curriculum be developed? 
The school's resources could be applied 
towards improvement of facilities, more 
biotechnology courses and material, ex- 
pansion of literary resources for the pres- 
ent majors and effective recruiters who 
will represent and promote all majors 
equally and over a wider territory. There 
is always room for improvement. 

I hope you will consider these points 
carefully: and also keep an open mind to 
students' and teachers' suggestions. Thank 
you for your time and consideration. 

Sincerely. 

A Concerned Agriculturalist 



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PRE-APPROVED CREDIT FOR SENIORS 



Ford Motor Credit Company and the 
Ford and Lincoln-Mercury Divisions of 
Ford Motor Company have announced 
a special purchase program for college 
graduates. Under the 1988 Ford Mer- 
cury College Graduate Purchase Pro- 
gram, eligible graduates can obtain both 
pre-approved credit and a $400 cash al- 
lowance. In addition, the $400 allowance 
may be used in combination with other 
Ford rebate offers. Students receiving a 
bachelor's or a graduate degree between 
October 1. 1987. and January 31. 1989, 
are eligible for the program. 

Eligible vehicles include those appeal- 
ing most to new graduates. Available 
amounts range from $7,000 for the 
Festiva to $15,000 for a Thunderbird or 
Cougar. No down payment is required if 
the amount financed is within the credit 
amount available for the vehicle chosen. 



Students can take advantage of this 
offer by taking the program certificates to 
participating Ford or Lincoln-Mercury 
dealers, where the $400 allowance can 
be applied toward the car purchase price 
or may be taken as a cash payment 
direct from Ford. Eligible vehicles can be 
selected from dealer inventories until 
December 31, 1988, but production 
orders must be placed by October 1, 
1988.. 

To qualify for pre-approved credit, 
eligible participants must have proof of 
employment beginning within 120 days 
of purchase at a salary sufficient to cover 
ordinary living expenses and the vehicle 
payment. A previous credit record is not 
required, but graduates with prior credit 
history must have made payments as 
agreed. 



NEW COURSE IN 

CURRICULUM: FLOWER 

SHOW PRACTICUM 

The experience of participating in the 
Philadelphia Flower Show, the world's 
largest indoor flower show, will be incor- 
porated into the curriculum at DVC be- 
ginning in the fall of 1988. 

The new course, Philadelphia Flower 
Show Practicum, will be offered by the 
college's Ornamental Horticulture De- 
partment and will comprise nearly a year 
of hands-on learning and doing. 

While the college has been exhibiting 
at the Show for neark 40 years, student 
participation has been voluntary and in- 
formal. This type cf participation will 
continue, but the new course will add 
structure, an increased level of responsi- 
bility and accountability, and additional 
content — as well as the benefit of guest 
lecturers, field trips and college credit to 
the unique experience of involvement 
with the Rower Show. 

The faculty of the Ornamental Horti- 
culture Department see the Philadelphia 
Flower Show Practicum as one of the 
program's more important "learning-by- 
doing" courses. 

Dr. John Martin, chairman of the 
department, describes the Practicum this 
way: "Students involved with the col- 
lege's Flower Show exhibit develop a 
concept, create a design based on the 
concept, locate and secure all materials, 
select and force plant materials, build 
structures to house the exhibit, research 
and write a brochure for the exhibit, 
develop educational content, construct 
the exhibit at the Civic Center, man and 
maintain the exhibit and dismantle it at 
show's close. 

"It is practical Ornamental Horticulture 
in a nutshell." 

Students have the opportunity to work 
side-by-side with some of the most tal- 
ented horticulturists in the United States. 
Now students will have this important ex- 
perience permanently recorded on their 
college transcripts as the Philadelphia 
Flower Show Practicum becomes a for- 
mal part of the college's curriculum. 

This will be the only course of its kind 
taught in the United States. The practi- 
cum will be almost a year in length, rather 
than a semester long. It will be offered for 
the first time as a recommended elective 
course in the fall of 1988. 

DVC received the Best of Show award 
for its 1988 "non-profit, educational" en- 
try, "Water Gardening — A World of Its 
Own," as well as the prestigious Bulkley 
Medal of the Garden Clubs of America. 



Intercollegiate 
Equestrian Teams 

During the last two weekends, the 
Stock Seat, and Hunt Seat Equestrian 
Teams have completed their respective 
seasons. 

Results are as follows: 

STOCK SEAT (Western) 

The following riders have qualified for 
Nationals as a result of finishing first or 
second in their respective class. 

Mark Hartzell - Walk/ Jog 

Lisa Wolkowski — 
Intermediate Walk/Jog/Canter 



HUNT SEAT (English) 

DVC will represent Region V in na- 
tional competition as the Cartier Cup 
Team by virtue of accumulating more 
points than any other team in the region. 
Eight riders will attend Nationals. 

Tony DeLise — 
High Point Rider of Region V. Will 
represent the region at Nationals as 

High Point Rider 

Tony DeLise — 

Represent Region V by winning his 

class at Regionals 



DVC Team - 

Awarded the Sportsmanship Trophy by 

Captains and Coaches in Region V 

Margrit Black — 

Voted Coach of the Year in Region V, 

Stepping Stone Farm, Wycombe; 

coaches Hunt & Stock Seat teams 

Nationals will be held the week- 
end of May 6th in Lorenburg, N.C. 



MONEY FOR COLLEGE 

by Irving Bender 

Have you searched the government 
cupboard for college money? You may 
have come up empty-handed. But there 
are billions in awards from PRIVATE 
SOURCES. Every student is eligible for 
many awards. 

— You are a U.S. citizen and the son or 
daughter of an American veteran: eligible 
for $1,000 per year for college study, 
any field. 

— You are a first generation potential 
college student, and within a certain in- 
come bracket: eligible for $60 per month 
while attending any college ($40/month- 
summer) . 

— You are an undergrad junior, senior 
or grad student, and U.S. citizen or legal 
resident: eligible for grant ($ vary) to 
study in Paris. 

There are so many sources. "How do I 
know what I am eligible for?" 

The Money-For-College Catalog re- 
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awards open to high school, under- 
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students, professionals, and for over- 
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To receive a copy of the most recent 
catalog, send $1.00 to: Financial Aid 
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NJ 07869. 



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SCHOLARSHIP AVAILABLE 

The Henry C. Remsberg Memorial 
Scholarship of $1,500 for 1988 is avail- 
able through the Henry C. Remsberg 
Memorial Scholarship Fund, established 
by the Philadelphia Rubber Group to en- 
courage the continued growth of the rub- 
ber industry. Any student entering their 
junior or senior year at an accredited col- 
lege or university, and majoring in sci- 
ence or engineering is eligible for this 
scholarship. Please post a notice on your 
bulletin board or include an article in 
your newsletter about its availability. 

Applications are available in the Finan- 
cial Aid Office. To be given considera- 
tion, application for the scholarship must 
arrive at the following address no later 
than June 15, 1988. 

Harry Long, Chairman 

P.R.G. Scholarship Sub-committee 

c/o Goodall Rubber Co.x 

572 Whitehead Road 

P.O. Box 8237 

Trenton, NJ 08650 

Letter From the Editors 
A-Day Flower Show 

What's the purpose? When a student 
is enrolled in college and enters a com- 
petition related to their major, they 
usually try their best. I think most people 
will agree that in this year's A-Day Flower 
Show all the entrants did just that — their 
best. The arrangements were wonderful. 
But when 1 looked at the comments from 
the "judges," I had to ask myself, 
"What's the purpose?" I always believed 
that comments from a judge were sup- 
posed to be constructive. Where is the 
constructiveness in comments like 
"Almost but not quite" and "Doesn't 
send me?" One would expect comments 
like that from someone who really 
doesn't care. Why then did these com- 
ments appear with no other explanation? 
Next year I hope that the judges are 
selected on the basis of experience and 
interest, not on how well they can come 
up with a smart remark. 

Co-Eclitors-inChief, 
John D. Ebert 
Wendy L. Unger 



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DVC Announces Student 
Ambassador Position 

The Student Ambassador program for 
Food and Agricultural Sciences has been 
quite successful and will be continued 
next year. Brad Bittner '90 will remain as 
Ambassador next year. Ann Luno '88 
will be graduating; consequently, the 
Development Office is accepting applica- 
tions for a female Student Ambassador 
who will represent the college before 
civic and professional groups and the 
media. Training for the position will be 
handled through the Development Of- 
fice in conjunction with the Associate 
Dean for Agriculture. Compensation will 
include a $500.00 per semester scholar- 
ship, travel expenses and limited ward- 
robe assistance. This will be an excellent 
opportunity to interact with the college 
administration and the public. 

It is anticipated that interviews will be 
held on May 2nd, 4-6 p.m. in Lasker 
Hall. The top three women who submit 
applications wil be interviewed for the 
female Ambassador position. 

Contact Linda Dolby, Executive Direc- 
tor of Development for additional infor- 
mation and for an application. 



ATTENTION 

DVC WOMEN AND MEN 

Head Athletic Trainer Vinnie Hudson 
is looking for three responsible students 
to work approximately 10 hours/week 
assisting him with first aid and equipment 
for the DVC football team. No experi- 
ence necessary. Possible travel and 
financial reimbursement. Call Vinnie at 
ext. 2353 or stop by the training room in 
Work Gym. 



ZIEMERISM 

Paul Banyan: The Wizard of Adze 

The professor is my quizmaster: I shall 

not flunk. 
He maketh me to enter the examination 

room. 
He leadeth me to an alternate seat. 
He restoreth my fears. 
He leadeth me into a deep problem for 

the grade's sake. 
Yea, though I know not the answers to 

the question. 
The class average comforts me. 
I prepare my answers before me in the 

presence of my proctors. 
He anointeth my head with figures, my 

time runneth out. 
Surely grades and bluebooks will follow 

me all the days of my life. 
And 1 will dwell in this university forever. 

Amen 



astute enough 

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philosophic^ 
ramifications of 
Victor FrankFs 

"Existential 
Vacuum? 

And you Ye 
still smoking? 



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