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THE ADVENTURES OF 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 



UNIFORM WITH THIS V0LUM3. 



POPULAR BOYS' STORIES 

BY 

TALBOT BAINES REED. 

THE FIFTH FORM AT ST. DOMINIC &, 

MY FRIEND SMITH. 

A DOG WITH A BAD NAME. 

TOM, DICK, AND HARRY. 

SIR LUDAR. 

ROGER INGLETON, MINOR. 

THE ADVENTURES OF A THREE GUINEA 
WATCH. 

THE COCK-HOUSE AT FELLSGARTH. 

THE MASTER OF THE SHELL. 
REGINALD CRUDEN. 
PARKHURST BOYS. 



THE ADVENTURES OF 

A THREE GUINEA 

WATCH 



B 7 
TALBOT BAINES REED 

Author of 
•The Fiith Form at St. Dominic's/ ( The Master of the Shell/ 

'Reginald Cruden/ etc. 



LONDON 
THE OFFICE OF 'THE BOY'S OWN PAPER' 

4 Bouverie Street and 65 St. Paul's Churchyard 



PREFATORY NOTE 



The following stirring story of boy life, from the 
time of leaving home for school until early manhood, 
is taken from the pages of The Boy's Own Paper. 
One special recommendation of this story is the life- 
like fidelity with which its various characters, their 
temptations, failures, and triumphs, are portrayed. 
Every reader must feel that these boys at least are 

no mere pasteboard figures, manipulated for a given 

purpose by the writer ; but healthy flesh-and-blood 
lads of precisely the kind that, for good or evil, one 
meets all around, and rubs shoulders with day by 
day in school and college, as well as in the great hurly- 
burly of our present-day cities. Their temptations 
and, alas 1 sad failures, indicate with vivid realism 
the shoals and quicksands upon which so many youth- 
ful barques founder ; while their victories, won in 
some instances only after years of bitter conflict, 

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are such as may be ours to-day, if, in distrust of self, 
we but look away in faith to Him who alone is ' able 
to keep us from falling.' 

The book is one eminently suitable for parents to 
place in the hands of their boys when first leaving 
home, whether for school, or the larger, sterner 
training-ground of the world ; and they may do so 



6 PREFATORY NOTE 

with full assurance that the narrative will be read 
with eager interest. That, followed by their prayers, 
it may also prove a lasting blessing to many, is 
the earnest desire of one who, with sturdy lads of 
his own, has a very tender place in his heart for boys 



of all ages. 



G. A. H. 



CONTENTS 

CHAP, PAGE 

I My Infancy and Education — How I was 

Sold and Who Bought Me ... 9 

II How I was Presented to a Boy, and of a 

Certain Journey we Took Together . 19 

III How my Master and I Reach Randlebury 

in State, and of a Great Calamity . 29 

IV How I was Cured of My Ailments, and 

how My Master Began Life at Randle- 
bury ....... 41 

V How My Master Entered and Quitted 

the Head Master's Study Twice in 
one Morning ..... 52 

VI How My Master had Both His Friends 

and his Enemies at Randlebury . 62 

VII How a Pleasant Treat in Store was Pre- 
pared for My Master .... 74 

VIII How My Master did not Catch the Fish 

He Expected ...... 85 

IX How My Master and I had Quite as Much 

Excitement in One Afternoon as was 
Good for Us .... 96 

X How I Changed Hands and Quitted 

Randlebury ...... 106 

XI How Tom Drift Made One Stap,t in Lon- 
don, and Prepared to Make Another . 118 

XII How Tom Drift Begins to Go Downhill. 129 

XIII How Tom Drift, Still Going Downhill, 

Met My Old Master . . . .138 

XIV How Tom Drift Parted with His Best 

Friend 149 



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CHAP. 

XV How I Found Myself tn Very Low Com- 

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XVII How Tom Drift Gets Lower Still 



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XXII 



XXIII 



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XXVI 



How I was Knocked Down by an Auction- 
eer, and Picked Up by a Countryman . 

How, After Much Ceremony, I Found 
Myself dn the Pocket of a Genius 

How My New Master Made Trial of a 
Pursuit of Knowledge Under Diffi- 
culties ....... 

How My Master Fared at St. George's 
College and Met an Old Acquaintance 
of the Reader's There 

How My Master and I Went Out to Break- 
fast, and Whom Wk Met . 

How Jim's Uncle and Aunt Spent a Dif- 
ferent Sort of Day From That Which 
They had Expected . 



How George Reader Went Up for His 
Final Examination and Left Me Behind 



How I Was Unexpectedly Enlisted in a 
New Service, in Company with an Irish- 
man ....... 



157 



XVI How I Changed Masters Twice in Two 

Day's, and After A\l Found Myself 
in Pawn. ...... 168 



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How I Fall Into the Hands of an Old 
Friend . . . . . . .263 



274 



XXVII How I Made a Long Journey, and Reached 

the Happiest Moment of My Life . 285 

XXVIII How I Saved My Master's Life, and Re- 
tired from Active Service . . .297 



XXIX Which Brings My Adventures to a Close 309 



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THE ADVENTUKES OF A THREE 

GUINEA WATCH 



CHAPTER I 

My infancy and education — How I was sold 

and who bought me. 

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1 You couldn't have a better, sir.' 

' And it will stand a little roughish wear, you 
think % ' 

' I'm sure of it, sir ; it's an uncommon strong 
watch.' 

'Then I'll take it.' 

These few sentences determined my destiny, and 
from that moment my career may be said to have 
begun. 

I am old, and run down, and good for nothing now ; 
but many a time do I find my thoughts wandering 
baok to this far-off day ; and remembering all that 
has befallen me since that eventful moment, I humbly 
hope my life has not been one to disgrace the good 
character with which I went out into the world. 

I was young at the time, very young — scarcely a 



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io THE ADVENTURES OF 

month old. Watches however, as every one knows, 
are a good deal more precocious in their infancy than 
human beings. They generally settle down to busi- 
ness as soon as they are born, without having to spend 
much of their time either in the nursery or the 
schoolroom. 

Indeed, after my face and hands had once been 
well cleaned, and a brand-new shiny coat had been 
put on my back, it was years before I found myself 
again called upon to submit to that operation which 
is such a terror to all mortal children. 

As to my education, it lasted just a week ; and 
although I am bound to say, while it lasted, it was 
both carefully and skilfully managed, I did not at all 
fancy the discipline I was subjected to in the process. 
I used to be handed over to a creature who took me 
up and examined me (as if he were a policeman and a 
magistrate combined), and according as I answered 
his questions he exclaimed, ' You're going too fast/ or 
* You're going too slow,' and with that he set himself 
to ' regulate ' me, as he called it. I was ordered to 
turn round, take oil my coat, and submit my poor 
shoulders to his instrument of correction. But why 
need I describe this experience to boys ? They know 
what ' regulating ' means as well as I do I 

Well in due time I profited by the instructions 
received, and one day my tutor, after the usual 
examination, grumpily told me, ' You're right at last ; 
you can po.' And I did go, and I've been going ever 

since. 

The troubles of my infancy however were not all 
over. I discovered at a very early age that the one 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH n 

thing a watch is never allowed to do is to go to sleep. 
They'd as soon think of leaving an infant to starve as 
of letting a watch go to sleep. 

But to my story. Ever since I had left school — or, 
in other words, gone through my due course of regula- 
tion — -I had remained shut up under a glass case, lying 
comfortably upon a bed of purple velvet, and decorated 
with a little white label bearing the mysterious 
inscription, ' Only Three Guineas.' From this stately 
repose I was only once a day disturbed in order to be 
kept from sleeping, and had all the rest of my time 
to look about me and observe what went on in the 
world ir* which I found myself. 

It was not a big world indeed, but I could see I 
was not the only inhabitant. All around me were 

watches like myself, some of a golden complexion, 
and some — of which I was one — of a silvery. Some 
were big, and made an awful noise, and some were 
tiny, and just whispered what they had to say. Some 
were very proud, and showed off their jewels and 
chains in a way which made me blush for the vanity 
of my fellow-creatures — ' dear ' watches, the ladies 
called these, and others were as plain as plain 
could be. 

Every now and then our case would be opened, 
and one of my neighbours taken out and never put 
back. Then we knew he had been sold, and we who 
were left spent our time in gossiping about what had 
become of him, and speculating whose turn would 
come next. A gold repeater near me was very con- 
fident the turn would be his, and so impressed us with 
the sense of his f striking ' importance and claims, that 



i2 THE ADVENTURES OF 

when the next time our glass house was entered, and 
a hand came groping in our direction, I at once con- 
cluded it was his summons into publicity and honour. 
Imagine my astonishment, then, when the hand, instead 
of reaching my gold neighbour, took hold of me and 
cautiously drew me out of the case ! My heart leaped 
to my mouth — or whatever part of a watch's anatomy 
corresponds with that organ — and I was ready to faint 
with excitement. I had always imagined I was to lie 
in that case for years, but now, when I was barely a 

month old, here was I going out into the world. 

It made me quite bashful to listen to all the flatter- 
ing things my master said of me. I was worth twice 
the price he was selling me at, he said ; in fact, if 
trade had been good he would not have parted with 
me under three times that price. It was a relief to 
think the repeater could not overhear this, or he would 
have sneered in a way to extinguish me altogether. 
As it was, no other watch was by, so that I was not 
very much embarrassed. 

After turning me over, and feeling my pulse, and 
listening to the beating of my heart, and taking off 
my coat and waistcoat to inspect my muscle, my 
master's customer at last laid me down on the counter 
and pronounced the sentences with which I have 
begun my story. 

* Then I'll take it,' he said, and pulled out his purse. 
• Stop a bit, though ! ' exclaimed he ; ' I'd better have 
a chain too, my little chap will think more of that than 
the watch. Let me see some silver chains, will you ? ' 

So my master went and fetched a tray containing 
a large number of tempting -looking chains. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 13 

While he was gone my new owner took me up 
again in his hand and turned me over and put me to 
his ear ; then as he laid me down again he smiled to 
himself and murmured, 

1 Bless his little heart ! how proud he'll be ! ' 

I was quite taken aback. Who was this taking 
upon himself to bless my little heart and prophesy 
that I should be proud ? Then all of a sudden it 
occurred to me this remark may have been intended 
to refer not to me, but to the * little chap ' the gentle- 
man had just now spoken of. So I recovered my 
composure, especially when I saw what a kind, gentle 
face my purchaser had. 

He chose a neat, strong silver chain which was 
forthwith, in accordance with the barbarous practice 
of the age, fixed to my poor neck. I could not help 
sighing as I felt for the first time the burden of 
bondage. 

What had I done to be thus chained like a Roman 
captive, like a dog, like a parrot ? But it was no use 
being in a rage. I swallowed my indignation as well 
as I could, and consoled myself with the reflection 
that every watch, even gold repeaters themselves, are 
Bubject to the same hardship. 

Ah ! I was young then, and my knowledge of the 
world was small. Many a time since I have blessed 
the chain that held me, just as the ship, could it speak, 
would bless the cable that saved it from the rocks. 
Take the advice of an old ticker, you young watches, 
and instead of rebelling against your chains, rather 
hope they may be strong and sound in every link I 

' That will be just five pounds, won't it ? ' said my 



i 4 THE ADVENTURES OF 

purchaser. ' Here is a bank note. Never mind about 
doing it up, I'll just slip it into my pocket. Good- 



morning.' 



And with that I was conscious of being lowered 
into a dark, deep pit, and without time to bid my 
comrades good-bye, or to take a last look at my old 
master, I felt myself hurried away I knew not whither. 

This, then, was my first step into the world. 

I lay untouched and apparently forgotten for 
several hours. Gradually getting my eyes accustomed 
to the darkness, and looking about me as far as I was 
able, I heard a ticking going on in a pocket not very far 
from the one I was in, which I at once concluded to 
proceed from the watch of my new master. Thinkin 
I might be able to gain some information from him, I 
groped about till I found a small hole in my lodgings 
through which I was able to peep, and call. 

' Tick ! ' said I, as loud as I could, to secure the 
attention of my fellow- watch. 

' Who's that ? ' at once exclaimed the other. 

* I'm a new watch, bought to-day/ 
c Humph ! How much I ' 

c Three guineas.' 
e Chain and all 1 * 

* No ; five pounds with the chain.' 

' Humph, I cost thirty guineas. Never mind, you're 
for the boy.' 

' What boy ? ' 

( The governor's. I heard him say he was going to 
get him one. That boy will be spoiled, as sure as I 
go on springs ; he's made such a lot of. Have you 
been regulated ? ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 15 

' I should think I have ! ' exclaimed I, in indignant 
recollection of my education. 

' All right ; keep your temper. What time are you ? ' 

' Seven minutes to six.' 

'Wrong ! It's seven and three-quarters ! ' 

' How do you know % ' 

' Because that's what I make it.' 

* How do you know you are right ? ' I asked, 
wondering at my own impudence in thus questioning 
an old ticker. 

1 Look here, young fellow/ said the other in an 
awful voice ; ' you don't seem to know you are ad- 
dressing a gold watch that has neither gained nor lost 
a minute for five years ! There I You may think 
yourself clever ; but you're too fast.' 

' I'm sure I beg your ' 

1 That'll do ! ' said the offended veteran. ' I want 
no more words.' 

I was completely shut up at this, and retired back 
to my pocket very crestfallen. 

Presently I began to feel drowsy ; my nerves seemed 
to get unstrung, and my circulation flagged. It was 
long after the time I had generally been in the habit 
of being wound up ; and I began to be afraid I was 
really going to be left to go to sleep. That, by this 
time, I knew would be nothing short of a calamity. 
I therefore gave a slight tug at my chain. 

* What's the matter ? * it said, looking down. 

1 I've not been wound up.' 

'I can't help that,' said the chain. 

* Can't you let him know somehow ? ' I gasped, 
faintly. 



16 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' How can I ? He's busy packing up books/ 

1 Couldn't you catch yourself in his fingers or some- 
thing ? I'm in a bad way.' 

1 I'll see,' said the chain. 

Presently I felt an awful tug at my neck, and I 
knew the chain had managed to entangle itself somehow 
with his fingers. 

c Hullo ! ' I heard my master exclaim, ' I mustn't 
smash Charlie's chain before I give it to him. I'd 
better put it and the watch away in my drawer till 

the morning. Heigho I it'll be a sad day for me 
to-morrow ! ' 

As he spoke he drew me from the pocket, and, dis- 
engaging the chain from his buttonhole, he laid us 
both in a drawer and shut it up. I was in despair, 
and already was nearly swooning from weakness. 

He had shut the drawer, and his hand was still on 
the knob, when all of a sudden he exclaimed, 

' By the way, I must wind it up, or it'll stop ! ' 

With what joy and relief I saw the drawer again 
opened, and felt myself taken out and wound up I 
Instantly new life seemed to infuse itself through my 
frame ; my circulation revived, my nerves were strung 
again, and my drooping heart resumed its usual 
healthy throb. Little did my master think of the 
difference this winding up made to my health and 

comfort. 

' Now you're happy I ' said the chain, as we found 
ourselves once more in the drawer. 

* Yes ; I'm all right now, I'm glad to say,' said I. 

' What's going to happen to us to-morrow ' I asked 
presently. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 17 

* We're going to be given to the boy, and he's going 
to school ; ' bo the silver chain told me. ' Nice time 
we shall have of it, I expect.' 

After that he went to sleep, and I fell to counting 
the seconds, and wondering what sort of life I was 
destined to lead. 

About an hour after I heard two voices talking in 
the room. 

' Well/ said one, and I recognized it at once as my 
master's, ' the packing's all finished at last.' 

' Ah, Charles/ said the other, and it seemed to be 
a woman's voice speaking amid tears, * I never thought 
it would be so hard to part with him.' 

c Tut, tut 1 ' said the first, ' you mustn't give way, 
Mary. You women are bo ready to break down. 
He'll soon be back ; ' but before my master had got 
to the end of his sentence he too had broken down. 

For a long time they talked about their boy, their 
fine boy who had never before left his parents' roof, 
and was about now to step out into the treacherous 
world. How they trembled for him, yet how proudly 
and confidently they spoke of his prospects ; how 
lovingly they recalled all their life together, from the 
days when he could first toddle about, down to the 
present. 

Many tears were mingled with their talk, and 
many a smothered sob bespoke a desperate effort to 
subdue their common sorrow. At last they became 
quieter, then I heard my master say, 

' I positively have never shown you the watch I got 
for him,' and with that he opened the drawer and 
produced me. 



18 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Oh, Charles/ cried the mother, ' how delighted ho 
will be, and what a capital watch it is ! ' 

And she looked atr me affectionately for a long 
time, for her son's sake, smiling through her tears, and 
then put me back. 

Need I say that as these two knelt together that 
night, their only son was not forgotten in their 
prayers ? 

So ended the first day of my adventures. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 19 



CHAPTER II 



V 



How I was presented to a boy, and of a certain 

journey we took together, 

ERY early next morning, when my hands scarcely 
pointed to five o'clock, the little household 
was astir. There was a noise of hurried going and 

coming, and of trunks being carried down stairs, 

and for the first time I heard mingled with the 
sedate voices of my master and his wife, another 
voice, cheery and musical, which I at once guessed 
to belong to my future lord and master. 

It was not till after this bustle had been going on 
for a good while that I was taken out of the drawer 
and put back into the pocket in which I had spent so 
many anxious hours the day before. But here I was 
destined not to remain long, as will be seen. 

Breakfast was a sad meal to that little family. Even 
the gay, high-spirited boy was sobered in anticipation 
of the coming parting, and as to his parents, they 
dared not open their lips for fear of breaking 

down. 

Then there was a rumbling of wheels in the street, 
and a banging about of boxes at the hall door ; then 



20 THE ADVENTURES OF 

a last long embrace between mother and son. She 
no longer resisted her grief, and he for the time forgot 
everything but her he was leaving ; then father and 
son stepped into the cab and drove away. 

I felt the father's heart beating quicker and his 
chest heaving deeper as we proceeded. Presently 
his hand stole to the pocket where I lay hid, and 
he said 

1 Charlie, boy, I've said all I have to say to you. 
You will remember our talk last night, I am sure, and 
I shall remember it too. I have no greater wish than 
to see my boy brave and honest and true to himself. 
Remember always I am your father, and never hesitate 
.to tell me whenever you are in trouble, or danger, or 

and I hope this won't often be — in disgrace. See 
here,' said he, drawing me forth, " this is a watch which 

your mother and I have got for you. Think of us 
when you use it ; and mind this, Charlie, make 
the best use of time, or time will become your 

enemy.' 

The poor man faltered out these words with a half- 
broken heart, as he handed me to his son. 

The boy's eyes brightened and his face became 
radiant at the sight of his unexpected treasure. 
What boy does not covet a watch of his own at 
some time or other 1 

* Oh, father ! ' he cried, c how good and kind of you ! 
What a beauty ! ' 

The father smiled to see his son's delight, and 

helped to fasten the chain to his button-hole. 

' You and mother are bricks ! ' exclaimed Charlie, 
feasting his eyes upon me, and half wild with 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 21 

delight. ' How did you know I was longing to have 

one ? ' 

' Were you ? ' inquired the father. 

' Of course I was, and you knew it. What a swell 
I shall be 1 And it will always be sure to remind me 

of home.' 

While this talk was going on I had leisure to 
examine my new owner. Picture to yourselves a 
curly-haired, bright-eyed boy of thirteen with honest, 
open face, good features, and winning smile. He is 
big for his age, and strongly built. At present his 
form is arrayed in a brand-new suit of gray; his 
collar is new and his tie is new, his boots are new 
and his socks are new ; everything is new about him, 
down to the very guard of his hat, and he himself is 
the newest and purest of all. Was ever such a radiant 
young hero turned loose into the world ? 

And now, over and above his other glories, he had 
me to crown all. The graceful curve of my chain on 
his waistcoat gave that garment quite a distinguished 
appearance, and the consciousness of a silver watch 
in his pocket made him hold his head even higher than 
usual. 

' He is a beauty I ' again he broke out, ' exactly the 
kind I like most. I'll take ever such a lot of care of 
him.' And so saying, he began to swing me at the 
end of the chain, till I suddenly came sharply into 
collision with the door of the cab. 

* Hullo, ' exclaimed my young master, * that won't do. 
I'll put him away now. It was good of you, father.' 

With that we reached the railway station, and in 
the bustle that ensued I was for the time forgotten. 



22 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Charlie's trunks were duly labelled for Randlebury, 
and then came the hardest moment of all, when father 
and son must part. 

'I wonder if you'll be- altered, Charlie, when I see 
you again.' 

'Not for the worse I hope, anyhow,' replied the 
boy, laughing. 

' Tickets, please ! ' demanded the guard. 

' There goes the bell/ said Charlie, pulling me out 
of his pocket. ' They're very punctual. Hullo, we're 
off ! Good-bve, father.' 

* Good-bye, boy, and God bless you.' 

And there was a close grasp of the hand, a last 
smile, a hasty wave from the window ; and then we 
were off. 

How many grown-up men are there who cannot 
recall at some time or other this crisis in their lives, 
this first good-bye from the home of their childhood, 
this stepping forth into the world with all that is 
familiar and dear at their backs, and all that is 
strange and unknown and wonderful stretching away 
like a vast landscape before them ? How many are 
there who would not give much to be back once 
more at that threshold of their career ; and to have 
the chance of living over again the life they began 
there with such bright hopes and such careless con- 
fidence ? Ah, if some of them could have seen whither 
that flower-strewn path was to lead them, would they 
not rather have chosen even to die on the threshold, 
than take so much as the first step forth from the 
innocent home of childhood ! 

But I am wandering from my story. For half an 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 23 

hour after that last good-bye Charlie leaned back In 
the comer of his carriage and gave himself up to hia 
loneliness, and I could feel his chest heaving to keep 
down the tears that would every now and then rise 
unbidden to his eyes. 

But what boy of thirteen can be in the dumps for 
long ? Especially if he has a new watch in his pocket. 
Charlie was himself again before we had well got 
clear of London, and his reviving spirits gradually 
recalled to his memory hia father's parting gift, 
which had for a while been half forgotten amid other 
cares. 

Now again I was produced, I was turned over and 
over, was listened to, was peeped into, was flourished 
about, was taken off my chain, and put on again with 
the supremest satisfaction. At every station we came 
to, out I came from his pocket, to be compared with 
the railway time. By the clock at Batfield I was a 
minute slow — a discrepancy which was no sooner dis- 
covered than I felt my glass face opened, and a fat 
finger and thumb putting forward my hand to the 
required time. At Norbely I was two minutes fast 
by the clock, and then (oh, horrors I) I found myself 
put back in the same rough-and-ready way. At 
Maltby I was full half a minute behind the great 
clock, and on I went again. At the next station the 
clock and I both gave the same time to a second, and 
then what must he do but begin to regulate me I 
After a minute calculation he made the astounding 
discovery that I had lost a minute and a quarter in 
four hours, and that in order to compensate for this 
shortcoming it would be necessary for him to move 



24 THE ADVENTURES OF 

vay regulator forward the two hundred and fortieth 
part of an inch. This feat he set himself to accom- 
plish with the point of his scarf-pin while the train 
was jolting forward at the rate of thirty miles an 
hour ! 

I began to grow nervous. If this was a sample of 
what I was to expect, I had indeed need be the 
healthy, hardy watch I was represented to be by my 
maker. 

And yet I could not be angry with my brave, honest 
little tormentor. 

It was a sight to see him during that long journey, 
in all the glory of a new suit, with a high hat on his 
head for the first time, and a watch in his pocket. 
In his pocket, did I say ? I was hardly ever so lucky. 
Every five minutes he whipped me out to see how 
the time was going. If he polished me up once with 
his handkerchief, he did it twenty times, and each 
time with such vigour that I was nearly red-hot under 
the operation. And no sooner was he tired of poiishin 
me, than he took to paying his hat the same 
attention, till that wretched article of decoration must 
have trembled for its nap. Then he would take to 
whistling and singing (what boy can help doing one 
or the other in a train ?), and as I heard all his little 
artless songs and gay chirping, I thought it the 
pleasantest music one could possibly listen- to. And, not 
to let his hands be less busy than his throat, he would 
bring out the wonderful six-bladed knife his uncle had 
given him, and exploring all its wonders, and opening 
all its blades at the same time, together with the cork- 
screw, the gimlet, the pincers, and the button-hook, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 25 

at different angles, would terrif}? the lives out of his 
fellow-passengers by twirling the awful bristling 
weapon in his fingers within a foot or so of their 

faces . 

'Mind, dear,' said an old lady on the seat opposite, 
'you'll cut } T our fingers off, I'm certain.' 

* Oh, no, I won't/ exclaimed he, taking out his hand- 
kerchief, and beginning to polish the blades one after 
another. 

The old lady trembled as she watched him, and 
6ighed with relief when the operation was over. 

Presently, having nothing particular to do, he stared 
at her. ' Would you like to know the time, ma'am ? ' 
he inquired. 

* If you please/ replied the good old soul. 

' Well, it's just seventeen minutes and nineteen 
seconds past three by my watch. Would you like to 
Bee for yourself, ma'am ? ' 

And, pleased to have a confidant of his possessions, 
ho loosed my chain, and flourished me bodily before 
the eyes of his new friend. 

She took me kindly, and said, ' What a fine watch 
you've got, dear ? ' 

( Yes/ replied he, with lofty condescension ; ( like to 
see his, works ? ' 

* You should be careful, you know/ she said, 
1 watches so easily get out of order.' 

' Oh, I won't hurt it/ said he, proceeding to take off 
my coat and waistcoat. ' There ! there are his works. 
Don't breathe hard, or you'll damp them/ 

So the old lady held her breath and peeped in, much 
to my young master's gratification. 



26 THE ADVENTURES OF 



" And so you're going to school, my man ? ' said she 
presently. 

' Yea ; who told you ? Did my father tell you ? * 
' No, I guessed.' 

' Did you though 1 Can you guess what the name 
of the school is ? ' 

' No, I can't do that.' 
' Have a try.' 



C TIT 



Well, then, I guess Kandlebury, because my boy is 
there, and it's the only one I can think of.' 

The boy stared at her. ' How ever did you know 
that ? ' 

e What ! ' she exclaimed, * you don't mean to tell me 
you are going to Randlebury ? ' 

' I am, though.' 

' Well, I never/ cried the good old soul, c who would 
have believed it ! Think of your going to the same 
school as my Tom.' 

' Is Tom your boy's name \ ' 

' Yes.' 

1 Is he a nice boy ? ' 

Suoh a question to ask any one's mother ! 

The old lady burst into tears instead of answering 

a proceeding which greatly alarmed and disconcerted 
my master. 

' Don't cry/ he said excitedly. * Look here I I 
didn't mean — oh, don't I l6ok here, shall I tell you 
the time ? It's — it's sixteen minutes to four — I didn't 
mean, you know. Of course he's a nice boy — oh, 
don't cry ! ' 

And he got into such a state that the old lady dried 
her eyes at once. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 27 

'Never mind me, dear," said she, ' it wasn't you 
made me cry 2 it was thinking of my Tom. You'll 
be a good friend to him, won't you, dear ? * 

' Perhaps he won't like me.' 

' Now I'm sure he will,' exclaimed the lady warmly ; 

so warmly that I quite loved her for my little master's 

sake. Both were silent for some time, and then 

Charlie asked, 

' I say, has he got a watch ? ' 

' No.' 

' Oh, never mind/ said he, in a tone of evident 
relief, ' I can tell him the time, you know, whenever 
he wants to know/ 

' To be sure you can/ 

Then Charlie took to polishing me and the chain 

up again, an occupation which lasted until we arrived 

at Gunborough Junction, where passengers changed 
for Kandlebury. 

' Good-bye, dear/ said the old lady, as Charlie 
proceeded to get together his things. 

' Good-bye/ said he. * Would you like to know the 
time before I go ? It's eight past five. Good-bye/ 

' May I give you a kiss ? ' said she. 

Charlie blushed, but offered his cheek hurriedly. 

' And you promise to be a good friend to Tom,' 
said she, kissing him, ' won't you ? ' 

' All right/ said the boy, jumping out on to the 
platform, and running to see after his luggage. 

In a moment however he returned to the window 
and put his head in. 

' I say/ said he, ' what's his name — Tom what ? ' 

' Drift/ said the old lady, ' Tom Drift ! ' 



28 THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 Oh ! f replied my master, ' all right, good-bye ; * 
and next minute the train went on, and he was left 
standing surrounded by his luggage in the middle of 
the platform, like a lighthouse in the middle of an 
island. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 29 



CHAPTER III 



M 



How my master and I reach Randlebury in state, 

and of a great calamity. 

Y master and I had nearly an hour to wait on 
the platform at Gunborough before the Randle- 
bury train came up. Part of this interval Charlie, 
for fear he might forget to do it at night, devoted 
to winding me up ; an experiment which nearly 
closed my career for ever, for he first began to turn 
the key the wrong way ; then, when he had discovered 
his mistake, he started in the other direction with a 
sudden dash, and finally overwound me to such an 
extent that I expected every second to hear my heart 
break with the strain. 

Then he sat on his boxes, whistling to himself and 
drumming his heels on the platform. The train came 
up at last, and in he jumped, finding himself and a 
5 rave elderly gentleman in joint possession of the 
carriage. 

Charlie was too busy staring out of the window, 
whistling, and brushing the dust off his new hat, to 
take much notice of his companion until the train 
was fairly started ; then, observing the gentleman 



30 THE ADVENTURES OF 

look at his watch, the boy at once recognized a bond 
of sympathy and pulled out me. 

' I wonder if I'm the same as you ? ' he said 
eagerly. 

* I hope you are not,' said the gentleman, ' for I'm 
a quarter of an hour fast.' 

' Are you though ? ' said the boy, in astonishment. 
1 Why don't you put it right ? I would.' 

* It's a bad thing to put a watch back, my boy ; 
besides, I rather like keeping mine a little fast.' 

' Do you ? I say, do you think my watch is a good 
one ? ' said Charlie, thrusting me into the hands of 
his astonished travelling companion. 

' I can't say, my boy. I know nothing about 
watches. It looks a nice one.' 

' Yes, father gave it me. I say, are you going to 
Randlebury ? J 

' Yes.' 

' Do you know the school ? I'm going there.' 
1 Oh, yes ; I know the school. And you are going 
there, are you ? ? inquired the gentleman, with in- 
terest. 

' Yes, I'm a new boy, you know.' 
1 And how do you like going to school ? * 
1 Oh, all right ; only I don't know what it'll be like. 
Eat I say, I don't suppose there's many of the boys 
my age have got watches, do you ? ' 

The gentleman laughed. ' I dare say not,' he said. 
Charlie was silent for a time, and then asked, 

' I say, what sort of fellow's the head master ; do 

you know 1 ' 

1 I've seen him now and then,' said the gentleman. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 31 

* Is he awfully stuck up and strict ? * asked the boy 
anxiously. 

* I really don't know/ said the gentleman, biting his 
lips ; * I hope not.' 

' So do I. I wish my father was the head master,' 
gaid Charlie, the tears for a moment starting to his 
ryes at the bare thought of such happiness. 

The gentleman looked at him very kindly, and said, 

' Cheer up, my little man ; perhaps it won't be so 
bad after all.' 

Charlie smiled again as he said, 

' Oh, yes, I've got to be brave, you know, because I 
promised father. But I say, if you ever come to the 
school, ask for me — my name's Charlie Newcome 
will you ? because I don't know any of the fellows ; 
and besides/ added he, brightening at the idea, 



1 we can see if our watches are going the same, you 
know.' 

The gentleman promised, arid soon after this the 
train arrived at Randlebury. The boy bid his com- 
panion farewell, and went off as before to look after 
his belongings. 

As he was standing surrounded by his baggage, a 
man in the dress of a coachman came up to him and 
said, 

' Are you the young party from London for the 
school ? ' 

' Yes/ replied the boy. 

' It's all right/ said the man ; ' give us hold of these 
things, and jump inside my trap.' 

' How far is it ? ' he asked of the man. 

* Better of three miles/ 



32 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* Is it, though ? I say, can't you put the things 
inside, and then I can ride on the box ? ' 

* All square/ said the man ; ' hop up, my young 
ban tarn.' 

The young bantam did hop up, and they were soon 
on their way to the school. 

I need hardly say it was not long before Charlie 
and the driver were on confidential terms. The boy 
duly produced first me and then his six-bladed knife 
to the admiring eyes of his new companion, insisting 
on his taking both into his hands, and demanding his 
candid opinion on their merits. 

Presently a wholly new idea seemed to strike him. 

* I say, driver, what's your name ? ' 
Tim, if you want to know/ replied that public 



' Ti 



servant . 

' Well, Jim, I wish you'd just get inside and look 
after the luggage, and let me drive ; will you ? ' 

The man opened his eves and his mouth at tha 
proposition, and then bursting out laughing. 

' Hark at him ! ' he exclaimed ; ' did you ever hear 
the like ? Me get inside and let a young shaver like 
him drive me — ho ! ho ! 9 

' Come along, Jim ; I know the way ; and it would 
be a lark. Come on, dear Jim.' 

And the boy got quite affectionate in his eagerness, 

' Dear Jim/ who was one of those easy-going men 
who don't take much persuading when they're ap- 
proached the right way, at length consented to hand 
over the reins to Charlie ; and after waiting some time 
to see for himself that the boy could really manage, 
after a fashion, to drive the horse, he further gratified 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 33 

him by descending from the box, and leaving him in 
sole possession of the coveted position. 

' Get inside, Jim/ cried the boy, with beaming face, 

Jim, his face all one grin, obeyed, saying, as he did 
so, 

1 Well, if you ain't a queer one ! That's the house 
there, on the top of that hill. Mind how you go, now.' 

( All right ; you get inside. And I say, Jim,' added 
the boy, leaning down from his perch, s make yourself 
comfortable, you know, and don't bother about me. 
I want to drive all by myself, and you aren't to help 
me a bit, mind.' 

So the driver got inside, and seating himself among 
the luggage, proceeded to make himself ' comfortable,' 
as instructed. 

Meanwhile my master, as proud as an emperor, 
lashed his steed into a canter, and rat Lied off in the 
direction of the school. 

'That'll astonish some of them caps and gowns, I 
reckon/ I heard cabby say to himself. s You see, 
if he don't drive us right up to the front door, as com- 
fortable as if we was the sheriff of the county/ 

You may imagine what was the astonishment of 
the grave and reverend authorities at Ilandlebury 
School when they perceived, coming up the carriage 
drive, a cab with a boy of thirteen perched on the 
box, tugging at the reins, hallooing to the horse, and 
making his whip crack like so many fireworks ; while 
inside, comfortably lounging amid a pile of luggage, 
reclined cabby at his ease, grinning from ear to 
ear. 

The young Jehu, perfectly innocent of the sensa- 



34 THE ADVENTURES OF 

tion he was making, pursued his triumphant career 
at full speed up to the very hall door, pulling up his 
steed with such a sudden jerk as almost to bring him 
into a sitting position, while the piled-up luggage 
inside fell all about the cab with the shock, to the 
imminent risk of cabby's life. 

' Well, if that ain't one way of doing it, I don't 
know what is I ' exclaimed that astonished charioteer, 
emerging from his precarious quarters. ' Down you 

jump, young un.' 

Charlie descended, all jubilant with triumph, and 
pulling out me, exclaimed, ' We did that three miles 
in half an hour— not bad, was it % ' 

In his excitement he had not observed that the 
door of the house had opened, and that these words, 
instead of being addressed to the cabby, had been 
spoken to a stately female who stood in the portal 
before him. 

Now however he caught sight of her, and not 
knowing exactly what was the proper thing to do 
under the circumstances, stared at her. 

' What do you say, young man ? ' inquired she, in a 
solemn voice. 

I Oh,' said the boy, ' I didn't know it was you. I 
was telling Jim we had come from the station in half 
an hour. You know we started at 6.2 by my watch, 
and it's just 6.33 now. Would you like to see for 
yourself, marm ? ' added he, preparing to unfasten the 
chain. 

I I know what the time is, young man,' replied she 
sternly ; ' and pray, who is Jim ? ' she asked, looking 
down in solemn perplexity at this queer boy. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 35 

1 Oh, he's the driver is Jim, and he got inside, 
you know, and I've driven nearly all the way up by 
myself ; haven't I, Jim ? ' 

' Come inside, sir/ said the matron hurriedly, ' and 
don't stand talking to vulgar cabmen and calling them 
by their Christian names. Your name is Charles 
Newcome, I suppose ? Come this way.' 

Charlie followed her in, his enthusiasm rather 
damped at this somewhat frigid greeting, and sorry 
in his heart he had not been allowed an opportunity 
of bidding farewell to his friend the driver. 

And now I could hear the little fellow's heart begin 
to beat quicker as he found himself at length for the 
first time in his life inside a public school. The rows 
of caps in the corridors, the distant hum of voices 
through half-opened doors, the occasional shout from 

the playground, and the fleeting vision of a master in 
cap and gown, all had for him the deepest and most 
mysterious interest. As he sat waiting in the matron's 
room while that worthy lady went to superintend the 
bringing in of his luggage, his mind became full of 
wonderings and misgivings. I who lay so near the 
seat of his emotions could tell what was going on in 
his breast. He wondered if the pair of socks lying on 
the table with a hole in each heel, which appeared to 
be waiting their turn for mending, belonged to the 
son of the old lady he had met in the train. He 
wondered if the footsteps in the passage belonged to 
the head master, and whether that awful being was 
being fetched to punish him for his crime of driving 
the cab. He wondered who the boy was who put his 
head in at the door and drew it back again. With 



3D THE ADVENTURES OF 

what reverential eyes he followed that hero's retreating 
form, and how he hung on his whistling. 

When would he, he wondered, be sufficiently hardy 
to whistle within those awful walls ? Then he won- 
dered if he was the only new boy, and if so, whether 
every one would stare at him and laugh at his new 
coat. He wished he'd got his old one on, then be 
wouldn't have felt so brand-new. And then — and 
then 

But here, tired out with his long journey and the 
excitement of the day, a drowsy fit came over him, 
and without another thought he dropped off to sleep, 
where he sat. In this attitude the housekeeper found 
him when she returned. 

She could not help feeling rather more than a com- 
mon interest in this curly-haired, tired-out little fellow, 
as he sat there in his new clothes, huddled up, with 
his little hat slipping from his head, and his hand 
clasping his precious six-bladed knife. Accustomed 
as she was to boys and their rude ways, this matron 
had a good deal of softness left in her heart, and I 
dare say she thought as she watched Charlie that 
afternoon that if she had ever had a son of her own 
she would have liked a boy something like the little 
fellow before her. She went softly up to him, took 
his hat from its perilous situation, and, lifting him in 
her strong arms so gently as not to wake him, laid 
him on her own sofa, and left him there to enjoy his 
well-merited sleep, while she busied herself about 
making tea. 

It was at this moment that a calamity befell me, 
which, in my inexperience of the ways and natures 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 37 

of watches, I imagined to be nothing short of fatal. 
The excitement through which I had passed, and the 
rough-and-ready usage to which I had been subjected 
during the day, seemed all of a sudden to overpower 
me. In some unaccountable way I found my hands 
caught together in a manner I had never known them 
io be before ; no effort of mine could disengage them, 
and the exertion thus required, added to the fatigues 
of the day, produced a sort of paralysis of my whole 
system without quite losing consciousness. I could 
feel my circulation become slower and finally stop ; 
my nerves and energies became suspended, and my 
hands grew numb and powerless. Even my heart 
ceased to beat, and the little cry of alarm which I 
gave just before my powers left me failed to bring 
me any help. I was ill, very ill indeed ; to me it 
seemed as if my last moment had come, and I could 
not bear the thought of thus early being taken from 
my young master, whom already I had learned to 
love as my best, though my roughest friend. 

How long I lay thus, speechless and helpless, I 
cannot say. Once I was just conscious of a slight 
jerk from my chain as he peeped in and whispered, 

* What are you so quiet about down there ? ' 

Of course I could not answer. 

( Do you hear ? What are you so quiet about ? ' 

It only added to my misery to know that there was 
a fellow-being so close at hand, and yet that I was 
powerless to make him aware of my condition. My 
silence offended him, for he turned away, muttering 
to himself, 



3 8 THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 Sulky humbug ! I declare some people haven't so 
much as the manners of a kitchen clock.' 

After that I was left to myself, in agony and sus- 
pense, to wait the moment of my dissolution. 

A long time passed before my master stirred, and 
when he did the housekeeper's tea was cold. She 
bustled about to make him some more, and was so 
kind in buttering his toast and hunting for some jam, 
that the drooping spirits of the tired-out boy revived 
wonderfully. Indeed, as the meal proceeded he became 
on friendly and confidential terms even with so awful 
a personage as Mrs, Packer. 

' Would you like to see my knife, ma'am? ' he asked. 

' Bless me, what a knife it is/ cried the lady. * You'll 
go doing yourself some harm with it.' 

' That's what the other old lady in the train said,' 

replied Charlie, unconscious of wounding the feelings 
of his hostess, who fondly imagined she was not more 
than middle-aged ; ' but then, you know, she thought 
it was a fine knife, and I think so too, don't you ? I 
say, marm, do you know Tom Drift ? ' 

The change of subject was so sudden that Mrs. 
Packer stared at the boy, half wondering whether he 
was not talking in his sleep. 

* What about him ? ' she inquired. 

" Oh, only the old lady was his mother, and I 
promised her — at least she said — do you know Tom 
Drift, ma'am ? ' 

' To be sure ; he's one of the boys here.' 

* Yes — I say, ma'am, might I see Tom Drift, do you 
think ? I've got something to say to him.' 

Mrs. Packer, wholly at a loss to understand her 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 39 

youthful guest, but at the same time disposed to be 
indulgent to his little whims, said Tom would be at 
lessons now, and she didn't think he would be able to 
come. 

1 Wouldn't it do in the morning ? ' 

' Oh no/ said Charlie, with the gravest face. ' I 
must see him to-night, please, if you don't mind.' 

The housekeeper concluded that Charlie had some 
important message from the mother to her son, and 
therefore rang for a servant, whom she despatched 
with a message to Master Drift that some one wanted 
to see him. 

In a very little time that hero made his appearance ; 
and as he was the first Randlebury boy Charlie had set 
eyes on, he appeared for a moment a very awful and 
a very sublime personage in that little new boy's 
eves. But Charlie was too intent on his mission to 
allow himself to be quite overawed. 

' Here's a new boy, Master Drift, wants to speak to 
you.' 

' What do you want, young un — eh ? ' 

' Oh, it's all right, Tom Drift ; only I saw your 
mother, you know, in the train, and she said you were 
a nice boy, and she sent her love, and I told her 
I'd let you know the time whenever you wanted, be- 
cause you ain't got a watch, you know, and I have. 
I say, would you like to know the time now, Tom 

Drift ? ' 

All this was rattled out with such eager volubility, 

that Tom Drift, hero as he was, was fairly taken aback, 
and looked quite sheepish, as the beaming boy pro- 
ceeded to pull me out of his pocket. 



40 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Well, it's just— hullo ! ' 

He saw In an instant something was wrong. 

' Why, it says only half-past six — that must be 
wroii 

* It's eight o'clock by the hall clock/ said Mrs. 
Packer ; ' it's just now struck.' 

Charlie looked at me, opened mo, held me to his 
ear, and then exclaimed, 

' Oh ! my watch has stopped ! My watch has 
stopped ! What shall I do ? ' and the poor boy, over- 
whelmed with his misfortune, held me out appealingly, 
and scarcely restrained the tears which started to hia 
eyes. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 41 



CHAPTER IV 

How I was cured of my ailments, and how my 

master began life at Randlebury. 

ALL this while Tom Drift had said nothing, but had 
stood regarding first my master, and then me, 
with mingled amusement, pity, and astonishment. At 
last, when poor Charlie fairly thrust me into his hands, 

that he might see with his own eyes the calamity 

which had befallen the watch that had been destined 
to minister such consolation to his time-inquiring 
mind, he took me gingerly, and stared at me as if I 
had been a toad or a dead rat. 

' Can't you make it go, Tom Drift ? Please do/ 

' How can I make him go ? I don't know what's 
the row/ 

' Do you think it would be a good thing to wind it 
up ? ' asked Charlie. 

1 Don't know ; you might try/ 

Charlie did wind me up ; but that was not what I 
wanted. Already I had had that done while waitin 
at Gunborough Junction. 

* What do you say to shaking him ? ' asked Tom 
Drift presently. Most people spoke of mo as 'it/ but 
Tom Drift always called me ' him/ 



42 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' I hardly like,' said Charlie ; ' you try/ 

Tom took me and solemnly shook me ; it was no 
use. I still remained speechless and helpless. 

' Suppose we shove his wheels on ? ' next suggested 
that sage philosopher. 

Charlie demurred a little at this ; it seemed almost 
too bold a remedy, even for him ; however he 3 T ielded 
to Tom's superior judgment. 

The heir of the house of Drift accordingly took a 
pin from the lining of his jacket, and, taking off my 
coat and waistcoat, proceeded first to procl one of my 
wheels and then another, but in vain. They just 
moved for an instant but then halted again, as stiff 
and lifeless as ever. 

For a moment the profound Tom seemed baffled, 
and then at last a brilliant idea occurred to 
him. 

' I tell you what, I expect he's got damp, or cold, 
or something. We'd better warm him ! ' 

And the two bovs knelt before the fire with me 
between them, turning me at the end of my chain so 
as to get the warmth on all sides, like a leg of mutton 
on a spit. 

Of course that had no effect. What was to be done ? 
No winding up, no shaking, no irritation of my wheels 
with a pin, no warming of me at the fire, could avail 
anything. They were ready to give me up. Suddenly, 
however, Tom, who had been examining my face 
minutely, burst into a loud laugh. 

* What a young donkey you are ! ' he cried. ' Don't 
you see his hands are caught ? That's what's the 
matter. The minute hand's got bent, and can't get 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 43 

over the hour hand. You're a nice chap to have a 
watch ! ' 

It might have occurred to Charlie (as it did to me) 
that whatever sort of watch-owner the former might 
be, a boy who successively shook, tickled, and roasted 
me to get me to go, was hardly the one to lecture him 
on his failings ; but my master was too delighted at 
the prospect of having his treasure cured to be very 
critical of the physician. And this time, at last, Tom 
Drift had found the real cause of my indisposition. 
In endeavouring to pass one another at half-past six, 
my two hands had become entangled, and refusing to 
proceed in company, had stopped where they were 
stopping my circulation and indeed my animation at 
the same time. 

Once more the astute Tom produced his pin ; and 
sticking it under the end of my minute hand, disen- 
gaged it from its fellow and bent it back into its 
proper position. Instantly, as if by magic, the life 
rushed back into my body ; my circulation started 



afresh, and my heart beat its old beat. Charlie set up 

a shout of jubilation, and almost hugged Tom in his 

gratitude. The latter looked very wise and very 

condescending — as had he not a right ? — and, handing 

me back to my master, said, with the air of a physician 

prescribing a course of treatment for a convalescent 

patient, 

' You'd better shove him on to the right time, and 

then keep him quiet, young un. s 

This Charlie did, and it would be hard to say which 
of us two was the happier at that moment. 

I had scarcely been deposited once more into my 



44 THE ADVENTURES OF 

accustomed pocket, when a loud bell sounded down 
the corridors, and made Tom Drift jump as if he had 
been shot. 

' I say, that's the prayer-bell ! Come on I unless 
you want to get into a jolly row.' 

And without further words he seized the asto- 
nished Charlie by the arm, and ran with him at 
full speed along one or two empty passages, dashing 
at last in through a big door, which was in the very 
act of closing as the two reached it. 

Charlie was so confused, and so out of breath with 
this astonishing and frantic race, that for a minute 
he did not know whether he was standing on his head 
or his heels. 

There was, however, no time for solving the 
problem just then, for Tom Drift, still retaining 

his grasp on his arm, dragged him forward, 

whispering, 



( m 



This way ; wasn't that a close shave ? Get in 
here, and don't make a noise.* 

Charlie obeyed, and found himself in a pew, one 
of a congregation of some two hundred boys, assembled 
in the school chapel for evening prayers. At the 
far end of the chapel he could hear a man's voice, 
reading ; but what it said it was impossible for him to 
make out, owing to the talking that was going on 
around him. 

He looked eagerly and curiously down the long 
rows of his new schoolfellows, feeling half afraid at 
the sight of so many new faces, and half proud of 
being a Randlebury boy, with a right to a seat in the 
chapel. And as he looked he saw some faces he 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 45 

thought he should like, and some that he thought he 
would dislike ; there were merry, bright-eyed boys, 
like himself, and there were ill-tempered, sullen- 
looking boys ; there were boys haggard with hard- 
reading, and boys who looked as if their heads were 
altogether empty. 

But what puzzled and troubled Charlie not a little 
was to notice, that though the school was supposed 
to be at prayers, and though most of them must have 
been within hearing of the reader's voice, a consider- 
able proportion of the boys before him were neither 
listening nor evincing in their behaviour the slightest 
sign of reverence for the service in which they were 
engaged. 

He was sorry to see that Tom Drift was laughing 
and whispering with his companions ; entertaining 
them with an account of the way in which he had 
set the new ' young un's * watch to rights, and what a 
shave they had from being shut out from prayers. 
(Charlie wondered, as he noticed all this, whether, 
after all, he would have lost much good if that mis- 
fortune had happened.) And one or two boys were 
chewing toffee ; at least, Charlie thought it must be 
toffee, their mouths were so brown, and they made 
such a noise over the process of mastication ; some, 
with their hands in their pockets, were listlessly staring 
up at the roof ; and some were reading books, anything 
but prayer-books, under the desk. 

Charlie did his best to attend to what the invisible 
and inarticulate voice was saying, and tried to recall 
what his father had told him about not letting new 
scenes and new companions tempt him to forget of 



46 THE ADVENTURES OF 

neglect the lessons of duty and religion which he had 
learned at his parents' home ; but it was not easy 
work, and to him it was a relief when all was over, 
and the boys proceeded to file out of the chapel. 

' Where are they all going ? ' he inquired, turning 
round to where Tom Drift had been standing. 

That young man, however, was no longer there. He 
had gone off to enjoy the questionable luxury of roast 
potatoes in a friend's study, entirely forgetting his 
young and forlorn charge. 

Charlie was puzzled. He was sure he could never 
find his way back to Mrs. Packer's through such a 
maze of passages, and he knew not where else to 

go- 

As he stood watching in despair the last remnant 

of his fellow-worshippers passing out, and wondering 
what was to become of him, he became aware of two 
big boys stopping in front of him and looking at him. 

" That's him 1 ' said one, whose grammar was per- 
haps not his strongest point at this moment. 

' Why, he's only a kid I ' said the other, who, being 
sixteen, felt fully justified in so designating my young 
master. 

1 1 can't help that, I know it's him/ said the first. 

* I say, you fellow/ added he, addressing Charlie, 
1 wasn't it you drove up to the front door in a cab 
this afternoon ? ' 

Charlie trembled in his shoes. More than once had 
his heart misgiven him, he had committed an un- 
pardonable offence in the mode of his advent to 
Bandlebury ; and now, with these two awful accusers 
before him, he felt as if his doom was come. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 47 

* I'm very sorry/ he began ■ * yes, it was — I didn't 
mean, I'm sure.' 

' What did you do it for, if you didn't mean, you 
young muff ? — why don't you go off to bed ? ' 

' Because I don't know where to go, and Tom 
Drift ' 



' Do you know Tom Drift ? ' 

I Yes — that is, I met his mother,' stammered 
Charlie, becoming more and more embarrassed. 

Both the big boys burst out laughing. ( What a 
treat for his mother ! ' said one. ' I suppose she told 
you Tom was a real nice boy ? ' 

* Yes.' 

I I thought so ; so he is, isn't he, Joe % ' and both 
boys laughed again. 

' And she gave you a kiss to take to him % ' 

* No,' said Charlie, blushing scarlet ; * she did give 
me a kiss, but not for him.' 

It was a hard effort for the poor boy to come out 
with this admission, but candour compelled it. 

* Oh, she gave you one for yourself, did she ? ' and 
again they laughed. ' What a dear old noodle she 
must be ! ' 

' She was very kind to me,' said Charlie, not liking 
ta hear his friend made fun of. 

Just then a master came by. 

1 What are you three boys doing here ? ' he asked. 

1 Please, sir, this is a new boy,' replied he who had 
been called Joe, ' and he doesn't know where to go.' 

* Hum I ' said the master, ' I thought Mrs. Packer 
would have seen after that. Let me see. You had 
better take him to your dormitory to-night, Halliday ; 



4 3 THE ADVENTURES OF 

there's a vacant bed there. Bring him to tha 
doctor's room after breakfast to-morrow,' and he 

passed on. 

' Here's a treat ! ' exclaimed Joe, with a not ill- 
natured grin. £ This comes of stopping and talking 
to young scarecrows. Come along, youngster ; think 
yourself lucky you've been handed over to me. I 
wear patent leather boots, and they don't need as 
much blacking as some of the fellows'.' 

Charlie was at a loss to understand what the material 
of Master Halliday's boots had to do with his own 
alleged good fortune in falling into the hands of such 
a guardian ; but he said nothing, and, reassured by the 
good-humoured face of his conductor, followed him 
cheerfully from the chapel. 

' Hullo, Joe ! got a donkey at last ? ' cried some one, 
as the two wended their way up the stairs leading to 
the dormitories. 

* Looks like it/ was Joe's reply. 
It was not very long before Charlie learned that 
the four-footed beast thus vaguely referred to was a 
polite term which the big boys at Randlebury used to 
designate their fags. 

'Come in here/ said his conductor, turning in at a 
email door. 

Charlie found himself inside a small apartment, 
measuring about ten feet square, lighted by a small 
window, warmed by a small fire, decorated with a 
small bookcase, and furnished with a small table, two 
email chairs, and a small cupboard. 

' This is my den ; and mind when you clean the 
window you don't crack that pane more than it ia ; 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 49 

and when you brush my things, you know, see the 
shelf isn't dirty, because I sometimes keep my worms 
there — do you hear ? And now come along to bed ; 
they put out lights at half-past nine.' 

The mention of the time recalled me instinctively 
to Charlie's thoughts. He could not resist the tempta- 
tion, suggested half by anxiety and half by vanity, 
of taking me out and looking at me. 

" Hullo I What, have you got a watch ? * 

' Yes,' said Charlie meekly, not exactly knowin 
whether his companion would be admiring or indig- 
nant with him. 

' More than I have,* was all Joe's rejoinder. 

Charlie's generosity was at once touched. 

' Oh, never mind, we can go shares sometimes, if 
you like, you know,' said he, not without an effort. 

* I don't want your watch/ was Master Halliday's 
somewhat ungracious reply. ' Let's have a look at it, 
win you ? ' 

He took me, and examined me ; and evidently 
would not have objected to be the possessor of a watch 
himself, though he tried to make it appear it was a 
matter of indifference to him. 

* Why don't you get your father to give you one \ ' 
asked Charlie innocently. 

' Because I haven't got a father. 5 

' Not got a father ! Oh, I am sorry ! M and thf* 
starting tears in the little fellow's eyes testified only 
too truly to his sincerity. ' Look here/ he added, 
* do take the watch, please ; perhaps you would like 
it, and my father would give me another.' 

Joe Halliday gazed at his young fag in amazement. 



50 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Why, you are a queer chap/ he said. ( I wouldn't 
take your watch for anything ; but I tell you what, 
I'll ask you the time whenever I want to know.' 

' Will you really 1 ' cried the delighted Charlie. 
• How jolly ! ' 

1 And look here/ continued Halliday, ' take my 
advice, and don't go offering your watch to everybody 
who hasn't got a father, or some of them might take 
you at your word, and then you'd look foolish. Come 
along now. 5 

And he led the boy into the dormitory, where there 
were about twenty beds, most of them already occu- 
pied by boys, and the rest waiting for occupants, 
who were rapidly undressing in different parts of the 
room. 

' Look sharp and tumble in/ said Joe, pointing out 
the bed Charlie was to have. ' There's only five 
minutes more.' 

Charlie, with all the naturalness of innocence, knelt, 
as he was always used to do, and said his pra3^ers, 
adding a special petition for his dear absent parents, 
and another for the poor boy who hadn't got a 
father. 

He was wholly unaware of the curiosity he had 
excited by his entrance into the dormitory, still less 
did he imagine the sensation which his simple act of 
devotion was creating. Twenty pairs of eyes stared 
at the unwonted spectacle of a boy saying his prayers, 
and many were the whispered comments which passed 
from lip to lip. No one however (had any been bo 
inclined) stirred either to disturb or molest him — an 
immunity secured to him as much perhaps by the 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 51 

fact of his being under the protection of so redoubt- 
able a champion as Halliday as by any special feeling 
of sympathy for his act. 

The good example was not, however, wholly lost, 
for that same night, after the lights were out, and 
when silence reigned in the room, more than one boy 
covered his head with his sheet and tried to recall 
one of the early prayers of his childhood. 

As for Charlie, with me and the knife under his 
pillow, he slept the sleep of the just, and dreamt of 
home ; and I can answer for it his weary head never 
turned once the livelong night. 



52 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER V 




How my master entered and quitted the head 
master's study twice in one morning. 

HARLIE'S first care in the morning was, as I 
need hardly say, to pull me out from under hia 
pillow, and consult me as to the time. None of his 
companions were astir, so that, not having anything 
particular to do, he lay still, and abandoned him- 
self to the luxury of an idle half-hour in bed. 

His spirits were so greatly revived by his night's 
rest that he forgot both the novelty and the loneliness 
of his position, and fell to polishing first his knife 
and then me as merrily as if he were at home. What 
a difference a sound sleep often makes in the aspect of 
our affairs ! Twelve hours ago he had felt as if he 
could never be sufficiently bold as to whistle within the 
walls of Randlebury, and now the first sight and 
sound which greeted Halliday's returning senses, as 
he sat up and rubbed his eyes, was his young protegi 
whistling to himself like a lark, and brightening me 
up with all his might with the corner of his blanket 
till I glowed again at nearly a red heat. 

' Who's that kicking up that row whistling ? ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 53 

growled a voice from the far end of the room ; ' be- 
cause I'd like to shy a boot at his head.' 

At this Charlie subsided, not desiring to gratify 
his unknown auditor in his benevolent desire, and 
very soon after jumped up and dressed himself. 

* Look here, youngster,' said Joe, ' you'd better do 
my study now, as you mayn't have time after break- 
fast to-day. You know which room it is — the sixth 
on your right when you get downstairs. Cut along, 
look sharp, you've a good half-hour.' 

Charlie made his way down to the lion's <Ien, 
meeting on his way several other discontented f^s, 
bound on similar errands. He set himself to ci?an 
the window, tidy the cupboard, and generally put 
things square, and had succeeded fairly well in this 
endeavour by the time his patron made his 
appearance. 

* What's the time ? ' inquired that lord of creation, 
running his eye rapidly round the room at the same 
time, to notice how his fag had done his duty. 

* It's five minutes to eight,' replied Charlie, after 
consulting me, and highly delighted to be thus 
appealed to. 

' Come along to breakfast, then. You'll have to 
sit at a different table from me ; but mind and wait 
for me afterwards, for I've got to take you to the 

doctor/ 

So Charlie was conducted down to the hall to 
breakfast, and provided with a humble seat at the 
foot of the lowest table, while Joe Halhday made his 
way with all the dignity that became his years to 
distinguished place at the highest. 



54 THE ADVENTURES OF 

My master found himself among a set of noisy little 
boys, who amused themselves during the greater 
part of the meal by interchanging volleys of bread 
pellets, which much oftener missed their marks than 
reached them, in consequence of which he himself 
came in for the brunt of the cannonade. Once he 
ventured to return one of the random shots which 
had found its way to his fingers. Fortune favoured 
his aim, and his shaft hit the boy it was intended for 
full in the eye. 

' Who did that ? ' cried the wounded hero sharply. 

' I did,' replied Charlie, quite proud of his achieve- 

inent. 

' All right, I'll punch your head for it when we get 

outside.' 

This was by no means what Charlie had expected, 
He had imagined the wound would be received in the 
same spirit of jest in which it was aimed. 

( It was only in fun/ he explained ; ' did it hurt 
you 1 ' 

' Of course it did/ exclaimed the injured youth, 
who till Charlie's arrival had been the junior pupil of 
the school, and was now delighted to find some one 
below himself in the scale of seniority. ' Of course it 
did, and you'll catch it.' 

All the other boys laughed, and Charlie, who could 
not find it in him to be overawed by even so majestic 
a hero as little Master Johnny Walker, made the best 
of his position. 

' Look here/ he said, ' I'll give you three shots at 
my mouth, and if you ' 



' There's too much talking at table six ! ' exclaimed 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 55 

ftn awful voice, and instantly every voice was hushed, 
including Charlie's, who blushed to the roots of his 
hair, and felt as if he had been singled out before the 
whole school as a rioter. He gulped down his break- 
L\Bt without further argument with Master Walker, 
&nd was relieved, when the meal was over, to find 
that that doughty warrior appeared to have altered 
&is mind about punching his youthful head. 

After some time he saw Hamday beckoning to him 
from the other side of the room. 

'Now you've got to go to the doctor,' said he; 
* come along/ 

This was the first time my master had fully realized 






»o solemn nature of the approaching interview, and I 
felt his heart flutter as he inquired, 

1 1 say, what will ho say to me ? ' 

1 Oh, all sorts of things ; you'd better mind what 
you're up to, I can tell you/ was the reassuring 
reply. 

' Do you think I shall get in a row for driving the 
cab yesterday ? ' faltered Charlie. 

' Shouldn't wonder,' was the reply. 

1 Oh, dear ! And do you think he saw me hit 
Johnny Walker in the eye at breakfast ? ' 

1 What, were you the boy who was kicking up all 
that row ? My eye ! you're in for it ! Here you are ; 
I'll knock for you. 1 

And giving the poor trembling hoy not so much as 
an instant in which to collect his flurried ideas, Joe 
gave a rap at the door, which was answered at once 
by a sharp ' Come in ! ' from within. 

1 Now then,' said Haliiday, ' in you go.' 



56 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Charlie's knees shook under him, and he hung back 
from that awful door in mute terror. 

' Come in ! * again cried the voice. 

' Do you hear, you young muff ? ' exclaimed Halli- 
day. * Won't you catch it ! Go in, will you ? ' 

And opening the door himself he fairly pushed my 
poor master into the head master's study. 

Fancy the agony of the poor boy, fully believing 
himself a doomed miscreant, entering for the first 
time the awful presence of the head master of Randle- 
bury School. 

He stood there with downcast eyes, not daring to 
speak, and rooted to the spot. 

' Why, what's the matter, my boy ? ' 

At the words Charlie started like one electrified. 
He had surely heard that voice before somewhere ! He 
looked up, and what was his astonishment to find in 
his dreaded principal no other than the gentleman 
with whom he had yesterday spent such a friendly 
hour in the train between Gunborough and Randle- 

bury ! 

And his face was as kind as ever, and his voice 
encouraging, as he repeated, 

* What's the matter, my man ? has the watch 
stopped.' 

' Oh, sir/ said Charlie, running up to him, * I am 
glad it's you, and I'm so sorry I drove the cab, and 
hit Walker in the eye. I'll never do it again ! ' 

' Tut, tut/ said the head master ; * if you never do 
any worse than that, you won't go far wrong. I didn't 
tell you who I was yesterday, because I wanted you 
to manage for yourself, and fi^ht your own battle 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 57 

on first arriving. Now tell me how you have got 



on. 



And 



3. 



including my sudden indisposition, and my cure by 
Tom Drift. 

Dr. Weldon (for that was his name) listened to his 
story, and then said, 

1 Well, you've made a pretty good beginning. Now 
try to remember thi3 : your father has sent you here 
for two reasons ; one is that your head may be fur- 
nished, and the other is that your character may be 
trained. I and your teachers can undertake the first ; 
but it depends chiefly on you how the second succeeds. 
You will constantly be having to choose for yourself 
between what is right and what is wrong, and between 
what is true and what is false. Take the advice of 
one who has passed through all the temptations you 
are likely to meet here — rely always on a wisdom that 
is better than your own, and when once you see which 
way duty calls, follow that way as if your life depended 
on it. Do this, and you'll turn out a far better man 
than the man who is talking to you. Whenever you 
are in trouble come to me, I shall always be glad to 
see you. I promised you, you know, I would ask for 
you occasionally, didn't I ? And now let's see what 
you've got in your head.' 

And then followed a brief examination, conducted 
in a way which put Charlie quite at his ease, and so 
enabled him to acquit himself with a fair amount of 
credit and win from his master a commendation, 
which he prized not a little, for it was that his father's 
efforts had not been wasted on him. 



58 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* You will be put in the second form,' said the 
doctor, ' and if you work hard, I see no reason why 
you should not get up into the third next midsummer. 
Now, good-bye. I hope you won't find the head 
master of Randlebury is as " stiff and stuck-up a 
follow " as you dreaded, and I trust I shall find you aa 
honest and brave a fellow as I hoped you would turn 
out the first time I saw you. Good-bye.' 

Charlie rose to leave with overflowing heart. He 
f«ven forgot in the midst of his pleasant emotion to 
inquire, as he had fully intended to do, after the doctor's 
watch, and if it was still a quarter of an hour fast. 

As he left the room he could not help contrasting 
with thankfulness his present state of mind with that 
in which he had entered it an hour ago. He laughed 
at himself for all his foolish fears then, and as for the 
future, that seemed now ever so much easier and 
brighter. 

Outside the door he found Tom Drift passing along 
the corridor in a state of great excitement. 



i rri 



The very chap, I declare,' cried he. * I say } lend 
us your watch, young un, will you ? ' 



run 



1 What for ? ' asked Charlie. 

* Only a time race. Tom Shadbolt says he car 
a mile in 4.40. I say he can't do it under 4.50, and 
we've got a bet of half-a-crown a side upon it. So lend 
us your watch to time him by/ 

Charlie hesitated, and a pang passed through his 
breast. He knew that one of the things which he had 
promised his father was that he would have nothing 
to do with betting or gambling in any form, and how 
could he obey in this respect if he now lent me for 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 59 

the purpose for which I was required ? And yet he 
owed Tom Drift no common gratitude for the good 
service he had done in setting me right yesterday, and 
surely if any one had a right to borrow me it was 
he. The struggle was a sore one, but soon decided. 

* J can't lend it you, Tom Drift.' 

' Why ever not ? ' asked Tom sharply. 

* I'm very sorry ; if it had been anything else — but 
I promised father I would not gamble.' 

' Young ass ! who wants you to gamble ? I only 

■r 

want you to lend us your watch. 1 

' You are gambling, though,' said Charlie timidly. 

' And what's that got to do with you, you young 
idiot,' exclaimed Drift, fairly losing his temper, ' if 
lam?' 

* I'm very sorry/ said Charlie, ' especially as you 
put it all right. If it was anything else ; but I can't 
for this.' 

* Look here,' said Drift in a fury, ' we've had fooling 
enough. Hand me the watch this moment, or I'll 
take it and smash it, and you into the bargain ! ' 

1 Oh, Tom Drift, don't do that. I would so gladly 
for anything else, but I promised father * 



' Once more, will you, or will you not ? ' 

'I can't.' 

* Then take that ! ' and next moment Charlie received 
a blow full on the chest, which sent him staggering 
back against the wall. 

Oh, how he wished that moment he had never 
owned me ! 

Tom came upon him with an angry oath, and seized 
him by the throat. 



bo THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Will you give it up ? ' 
* No/ replied Charlie- 
He was fairly roused now ; no boy — certainly no 
boy of his sort — can stand quietly by and receive un- 
deserved blows. Tom tightened his grip on the boy's 
throat, and strove to snatch me from his pocket. 
Quick as thought Charlie threw his arms round him, 
and, though the smaller boy of the two, extricated 
himself from the clutch of the bully, and sent him in 
turn staggering back. Livid with rage, Tom rushed 
at him ; but Charlie eluded him, and left him to 
overbalance himself and fall sprawling on the paved 
floor. At this instant the doctor's door opened, and 
the head master stood gazing on the scene. 

Poor Charlie ! five minutes ago so full of bright 
hopes and brave resolutions, and now, under the 
eyes of the very man who had inspired in him those 
hopes and resolutions, engaged in a common fight 
with a schoolfellow ! 

' What is all this ? ' asked the doctor sternly. 
' Come in here, you two.' 

Charlie, with sinking heart, entered again that 
solemn room, and Drift followed, sulky, and with a 
black bruise on his forehead. 

Charlie left his antagonist to tell his story after his 
own fashion, and was too dispirited either to contradict 
him or seek to justify himself. He felt ashamed of 
himself, and in his self-humiliation saw neither de- 
fence nor extenuation for his conduct. 

Drift was dismissed with a few sharp words of re- 
proof and warning. Charlie remained longer. 

What the doctor said to him, and what he said to 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 61 

the doctor, I need not here repeat. Suffice it to say, 
the former was able to form a fairer estimate of my 
master's conduct than he himself was. He did not 
blame him ; he even told him that no boy could ex- 
pect to get through his school days without some blows? 
and advised him to see they were always on the right 
Fide. He talked to him long and seriously about 
home, and so comforted him in prospect of future dif- 
ficulties and temptations, that when he left that study 

the second time, it was as a wiser, though perhaps a 
sadder boy than before. 



G 



62 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER VI 



How my master had both his friends and his 

enemies at Randlebury. 

THE events of Charlie's first day at Randlebury had 
at least taught him one salutary lesson, and that 
was, to moderate his enthusiasm with regard to me> and 
consequently for the next few weeks I had a quiet 
time of it. True enough, my master would occa- 
sionally produce me in confidence to a select and 
admiring audience, and would ever and again proffer 
the use of me to his protector, Joe Halliday, but he 
gave up flourishing me in the face of every passer-by, 
and took to buttoning his jacket over the chain. I 
found my health all the better for this gentler usage, 
and showed my gratitude by keeping perfect time from 
one week's end to the other. 

It is hardly necessary for me to say that Charlie 
was not long in making friends at Randlebury. 
Indeed some of his acquaintance looked upon this 
exceeding friendliness in the boy's disposition as one 
of his weak points. 

£ I do believe/ said Walcot, who was only four from 
the head of the school, to his friend, Joe Halliday, one 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 63 

day, about a month after my master's arrival at 
Randlebury — ' I do believe that young fag of yours 
would chum up to the poker and tongs if there wero 
no fellows here.' 

' Shouldn't wonder,' said Joe, ' He's a sociable 
young beggar, and keeps my den uncommon tidy. 
Why, only the other day, when I was in no end of 
a vicious temper about being rowed about my Greek 
accents, you know, and when I should have been 
really grateful to the young scamp if he'd given me 
an excuse for kicking him, what should he do but lay 
wait for me in my den with a letter from his father, 
which he insisted on reading aloud to me. What do 
you think it was about ? ' 

' I couldn't guess/ said Walcot. 

' Well, you mu3t know he's lately chummed up very 
thick with my young brother Jim in the second, and 
would you believe it ? — he took it into his head to sit 
down and write to his governor to ask him if he would 
give Jim and me each a watch like the one he's got 
himself. What do you think of that ? ' 

V 

' Did he, though ? ' exclaimed Walcot, laughing. 
* I say, old boy, you'll make your fortune oat of that 
youngster ; and what did hia father say ? ' 

( Oh, he was most polite, of course ; his boy'a 
friends were his friends, and all that, and he finished 
up by saying he hoped we should both come and 
spend Christmas there.' 

' Ha ! ha ! and did he send the watches ? ' 

' No ; I suppose he wants to spy out the land 
first.' 

( Well,' said Walcot, * the boy's all right with you, 



64 THE ADVENTURES OF 

but he'll go making a fool of himself some day if he 
makes up to everybody he meets.' 

My master, in fact, was already a popular boy with 
his fellows. He had a select band of admirers among 
the youth of the Second Form, who cackled round him 
like hens round a bantam. Together they groaned 
over their Latin exercises and wrestled with their 
decimals ; together they heard the dreaded summons 
to the master's desk ; and side by side, I am sorry 
to say, they held out their open palms to receive his 
cane. If a slate bearing on its surface an outline 
effigy of the gentleman who presided over the lessons 
of the class was brought to light, and the names of 
its perpetrators demanded, Charlie's hand would be 
seen among a forest of other upraised, ink-stained 
hands, and he would confess with contrition to having 
contributed the left eye of the unlucky portrait. And 
if, amid the solemn silence which attended a moral 
discourse from the master on the evils of gluttony, a 
sudden cataract of nuts, apples, turnips, and jam 
sandwiches on to the floor should drown the good 
man's voice, Charlie would be one of the ill-starred 
wights who owned to a partnership in the bag of 
good things which had thus miserably burst, and 
would proceed with shame first to crawl and grope 
on the dusty floor to collect his contraband possessions, 
and then solemnly to deposit the same jam, turnips, 
and all, on the desk of the offended dominie as a 

confiscated forfeit. 

By these and many other like experiences Charlie 
identified himself with his comrades, and established 
many and memorable bonds of sympathy. He took 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 65 

the allegiance of his followers and the penalties of 
his masters in equal good part. He was not the 
boy to glory in his scrapes, but he was the boy to get 
into them, and once in, no fear of punishment could 
make a tell-tale, a cheat, or a coward of him. 

With the elder boys he was also a favourite, for 
what big boy does not take pride in patronizing a 
plucky, frank youngster ? Patronizing with Charlie 
did not mcanjhumiliation. It is true he would quake 
at times in tho majestic company of the heroes of 
the Sixth Form, but without hanging his head or 
toadying. It is one thing to reverence a fellow- 
being, and another to kneel and lick his boots. 

Altogether Charlie had what is called ' fallen on his 
Teet ' at Randlebury. By the end of two months he 

was as much at home there as if he had strutted its 
halls for two years. His whistle was as shrill as any 
in the lobbies, and Mrs. Packer stuck her fingers in 
her ears when he burst into her parlour to demand a 
clean collar. He had already signalized himself too 
on the cricket field, having scored one run (by a leg- 
bye) in the never-to-be-forgotten match of First 
Form, First Eleven, against Second Form, Second 
Eleven ; and he had annihilated the redoubtable 
Alfred Redhead in the hundred yards hopping match, 
accomplishing that distance in the wonderfully short 
time of forty-five seconds I 

But the dearest of all his friends was Jim Halliday, 
his lord and master's young brother. To Jim, Charlie 
opened his own soul, and me, and the knife ; with Jim 
he laid his schemes for the future, and arranged, when 
he was Governor-General of India and Jim was Prime 



66 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Minister, he would swop a couple of elephants for one 
of Ash and Tackle's best twenty-foot fishing-rods, 
with a book of flies complete. With Jim, Charlie 
talked about home and his father, and the coming 
holidays, till his face shone with the brightness of the 
prospect. Nor was the faithful Jim less communi- 
cative. He told Charlie all about his sisters down at 
Dullfield, where his father had once been clergyman, 
and gave it as his opinion that Jenny was the one 
Charlie had better marry ; and to Charlie he imparted, 
as an awful secret not to be so much as whispered to 
any one, that he (Jim) was going to array his imposing 
figure for the first time in a tail coat at Christmas. 

With two friends on such a footing of confidence, is 
it a wonder they clave one to the other in mute' 
admiration and affection ? Many a sumptuous supper, 

provided at the imminent peril of embargo by the 
authorities on the one hand, and capture by hungry 
pirates on the other, did they smuggle into port and 
■njoy in company ; on many a half-holiday did they 
fish for hours in the same pool, or climb the same 
tree for the same nest ; what book of Jim's was there 
(schoolbooks excepted) that Charlie had not dog's- 
eared ; aud was not Charlie's little library annotated 
in every page by Jim's elegant thumbs ? In short, 
these two were as Gne. David and Jonathan were 
nothing to them. 

But in the midst of all his comfort and happiness 
one continually recurring thought troubled Charlie, 
that was about Torn Drift. He had promised the 
mother to bo a friend to her son, and although he 
owned to himself he neither liked nor admired Tom, 



v 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 67 

he could not be easy with this broken promise on his 
mind. 

One day, about a month after the quarrel outside 
the head master's study, my master, after a hard 
inward struggle, conceived the desperate resolve of 
going himself to the lion in his den and seeking a 
reconciliation. 

He walked quickly to Tom's study, for fear his 
resolution might fail him, and knocked a3 boldly as 
he could at the door. 

' Come in ! ' cried Tom inside. 

Charlie entered, and found his late antagonist 
sprawling on two chairs, reading a yellow-backed 
novel. 

At the sight of Charlie he scowled, and looked 
anything but conciliatory. 

'What do you want ? ' he said angrily. 
1 Oh, Tom Drift ! ' cried Chaille, plunging at once 
into his subject, ' I do wish you'd be friends ; I am so 

sorry I hurt you/ 

This last was an ill-judged reference ; Tom was 
vicious enough about that bruise on his forehead not 
to need any reminder of the injuries he had sustained 

in that memorable scuffle. 

' Get off with you, you little beast ! ' he cried. 
* What do you mean by coming here ? ' 

' I know I've no business, Tom Drift ; but I do so 
want to be friends, because — because I promised your 
mother, you know.' 

s What do I care what you promised my mother ? 
I don't want you. Come, off you go, or I'll show you 
the way.' 



68 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Charlie turned to go, yet still lingered. A desperate 
struggle was taking place, I could feel, within him, 
and then he stammered out, ' I say, Tom Drift, if 
you'll only be friends I'll give you my watch/ 

Poor boy ! Who knows what that offer cost him ? 
it was indeed the dearest bribe he had to give. 

Tom laughed sneeringly. ' Who wants your watch, 
young ass ? — a miserable, second-hand, tin ticker ; I'd 
be ashamed to be seen with it. Come, once more, 
get out of here or I'll kick you out ! ' 

Charlie obeyed, miserable and disappointed. 

He could stand being spoken roughly to, he could 
bear his disappointment, but to hear his father's 
precious gift spoken of as a ' miserable, second-hand 
tin ticker/ was more than he could endure, and he 
made his way back to his room conscious of having 

lost more than he had gained by this thankless effort 
at reconciliation. 

* What are you in the sulks about ? ' inquired Halli- 
day that evening, as Charlie was putting away his 
lord and master's jam in the cupboard. 

' I don't want to be sulky/ Charlie said, ' but I wish 
I could make it up with Tom Drift/ 

' With who ? ' exclaimed Joe, who, as we have before 
observed, was subject to occasional lapses of grammar. 

* Tom Drift, you know ; we had a row the first 
day/ 

' I know,' replied Joe ; ' about that everlasting watch 
of yours, wasn't it ? ' 

* Yes/ said Charlie, ' I didn't like to lend it him, 
because ' 



know 



* You were 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 69 

squeamish about something or other he wanted it for. 
Well, the watch belonged to you, I suppose, and you 
aren't obliged to lend it to anybody. What on earth 
do you want to go worrying about the thing any more 

for ? ' 

' I'm not ; only I wanted to be friends with Tom 
Drift.' 

' What for ? ' demanded Joe. 

' Oh, because — because I promised his mother I 
would be,' pleaded Charlie. 

* All I can say is, you had no business to promise 
any one to be friends with a fellow you never saw.' 

* But she said he was a nice fellow ; and besides 

^ 

he made my watch go when it had stopped/ added 
Charlie, as a great argument. 

1 Why, Charlie, you are a greater little noodle than 
I took you for. Every one who calls that precious 
watch a good name is your master, and you're his 
slave.' 

1 Not so bad as that, Joe,' said Charlie ; ' but I say, 
isn't Tom Drift a nice boy, then ? ' 

' Isn't he ? that's all/ replied the other. ' I'm not 
going to abuse him behind his back, but take my 
advice, young un. You are better oS as Tom's enemy 
than his friend, and don't you try to make up to him 
any more.' 

' Why not ? ' asked Charlie in bewilderment. 

* Never you mind,' was all Joe's reply ; ' and now 

hand me down my Liddell and Scott and make your- 
self scarce.' 

Charlie, sorely puzzled, did as he was bid. 

He certainly was not in love with Tom Drift ; but 



jo THE ADVENTURES OF 

it was not easy for him to give up, without an effort, 
his promise to be his friend. 

Tom, however, was by no means in need of friends. 
Not many weeks after the day when Charlie had left 
his study, disappointed and miserable, he might have 
been seen entertaining compo.ny of quite a different sort. 

[My readers, let me here observe, must not be too 
curious to understand how it is I am able to speak of 
so many things which must have taken place beyond 
the range of my observation. They will find the 
reason all in good time.] 

The supper party over which Tom presided con- 
sisted of four boys, including himself. One was Shad- 
bolt, on whose account, it will be remembered, Tom 
had desired to borrow Charlie's watch. Shadbolt was 
an unwholesome-looking fellow of fifteen, with coarse 

features and eyes that could not look you straight in 
the face if they bad tried. He was accompanied by 
his chum Margetson, who certainly had the advantage 
of his friend in looks, as well as in intellect. The 
quartet was completed by Gus Burke, one of the 
smallest and most vicious boys at Randlebury. He 
was the son of a country squire, who had the unen- 
viable reputation of being one of the hardest drinkers 
and fastest riders in his county ; and the boy had 
already shown himself only too apt a pupil in the 
lessons in the midst of which his childhood had been 
passed. He had at his tongue's tip all the slang of 
the stables and all the blackguardisms of the betting- 
ring; and boy — almost child — as he was, he affected 
the swagger and habits of a ' fast man/ like a true son 
of his father. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH yr 

At Rancllebury ho had wrought incredible mischief. 
Tom Drift was not the only soft-minded vain boy 
whom he had infected by his pernicious example. 
Like all reckless swaggerers, he had his band of ad- 
mirers, who marked every action and drank in every 
word that fell from their hero's lips, 

It was just with such boys as Drift that his influence 
was most telling ; for Tom was a boy not without 
aptitude to note and emulate a powerful example, 
whether it were good or bad, while his vanity rendered 
him as pliant as wax to the hand of the flatterer. 

Such was the party which assembled surreptitiously 
in Tom's study that evening and partook of the smug- 
gled supper. 

Tom had had hard work to provide for his guests, 
and had succeeded only at the risk of grave penalties 
if detected. 

^ 

* I say, Tom, old horse, this is a prime spread ! ' said 
Gus ; ' where did you got it ? ' 

1 Oh ! ' said Tom, ' I had a new hat coming from 
Tiler's, so I got old Tripes (the butcher) to make a 
noat brown-paper parcel of the kidneys, and got them 
up in my gossamer. The old donkey might have done 
the thing better though, for the juice squeezed through, 
and the inside of my hat Iook3 as if I had lately been 
scalped.' 

' Hard lines ! But never mind, perhaps they'll put 
it down to the crack you got on your forehead.' 

Tom flushed scarlet; any reference to his inglorious 
scuffle with Charlie Newcome was odious to him, as 
Gus and the others knew well enough. He said 
nothing, however, only scowled angrily. 



j2 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' What ! ' Baid Gus, * does it hurt vou still then 1 



wouldn 



ashamed of having floored you myself. 1 



dn 



' Did you ? Rather a way fellows have when they 
get knocked down I ' 

v ' I was not knocked down, Gus, I tell you ; and 
you'd better shut up ! ' 

' All right, old horse ! you mustn't mind a bit of 
chaff. I'm sure you've taken it all very well.' 

1 Yes,' said Margetson, ' everybody thinks you 
must take after your mother ; you're such a sweet- 
tempered chap.' 

' What do you know about my mother ? ' snarled 
Tom. 

* Only what your young friend tells everybody 

about her.' 

' What business has he to go talking all over the 
school about my affairs ? ' exclaimed Tom furiously. 
1 What's my mother to do with him ? ' 

* A great deal, it seems/ replied Margetson, ' for 
he promised her, on the strength of her assertion that 
you were a nice boy, to be your friend, and now 
he's awfully hurt you won't let him.' 

1 I thought it was Tom w T ho was awfully hurt,' put 
in Gus, by way of parenthesis. 

' I tell you what it is, you fellows/ said Tom, ' it 
may be all very funny for you, but I've had quite 
enough of it. Ever since that young canting humbug 
came here I've led the life of a dog. If, instead of 
making a fool of me, you'd tell me how I can pay him 
out, I should be better pleased.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 73 

* All very fine/ said Margetson ; * why don't you 
pay your own bills ? ' 

'If you want some one to punch his head,' said 
Shadbolt the ugly, * I don't mind trying ; my life is 
insured.' 

' Suppose we make him stupid/ suggested Gus, 
1 with milk punch, and shove him inside the doctor's 
study/ 

4 Couldn't you get hold of his watch and boil it ? ' 
said Margetson, who had heard of the experiments 
practised on me in Mrs. Packer's parlour. 

1 If I got hold of it I'd smash it into fifty pieces ! ' 
growled Tom between his teeth. 

' Look here, you fellows, I've got a glorious plan! ' 
exclaimed Gus suddenly, 

1 What is it ? ' they all cried. 

But Gus's plan requires a new chapter. 



74 THE ADVENTURES OF 



G 



CHAPTER VII 

How a pleasant treat in store was prepared for 

my master. 

US proceeded then to divulge his plan for giving 

Tom Drift bis revenge on rny master. 

' Let's take him to Gurley races on Saturday,' said 

he. ' You know it's a holiday, and if we can only get 

him with us, we'll astonish hi3 sanctimonious young 

soul. What do you say ? ' 

' You'll never get him to come/ said Margetson. 

* Won't wo ? We'll see about that/ replied Gus, 
1 he needn't know where he's going.' 

' But even so,' said Drift, ' you won't get him ; he's 
not in love with me, and I don't fancy any of you are 
much in his line.' 

' Oh, you'll have to manage that part, Tom. You 
know how the young idiot's pining to make it up with 
you, for your dear old mother's sake ! ' 

* Now you needn't start that nonsense again/ put in 
Tom sulkily. 

1 All right ; but don't you see, if you were to take a 
forgiving fit and make up to him, and talk about the 

h 

old lady and his watch, and all that, he'd be out of 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 75 

his wits with joy ? and then if you asked him to come 
for a day's fishing on Saturday, we could meet you 
somewhere on the road, and then he'd have to come 
whether he liked or not ; and won't we astonish him ! ' 
Tom mused a little. 

* It's not a bad idea/ said ho presently, * if it would 
only work. But I can't make up to the young puppy 
as you think. Ten to one I should stop short in the 
middle and kick him.' 

' That would spoil all the fun. Try it on, any way, 
it'll be a nice little excitement to have young Innocent 
with us. And now, Tom, where are blacks and reds ; 
I'm just in the humour for a rubber, aren't you ? ' 

The host produced from a locked desk a dirty and 
much-worn pack of cards, and the party sat down 
to play. 

They played for penny points, and as Gus and 
Margetson were partners, it is hardly necessary to say 
that Drift and his ill-looking friend lost every 
game. 

Before this amiable and congenial quartet separated, 
Gus had referred again to the scheme of getting 
Charlie to Gurley races, and got Drift to promise ha 
would secure his victim next day. 

Next day, accordingly, as Charlie was in the midst 
of a desperate game of fives with his friend Jim, a 
small boy came to him and said that Tom Drift 
wanted him. 

* What for ? ' demanded Charlie, who, since his talk 
with the elder Halliday, had felt somewhat ' &hy ' 
about Tom. 

' I don't know,' said the boy. 



76 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Your turn, Charlie/ called out Jim from the end of 
the court. 

Charlie took his turn while he was revolving on his 
answer to this mysterious summons. 

' What does that child want ? ' inquired Jim, with 
all the loftiness of a second-form boy speaking of a 
first. 

' He says Tom Drift wants me/ 

1 Whew ! ' whistled Jim, who of course knew tho 

whole mystery of the affair between his chum and 

Tern ; ' tell him to go to Jericho ! Look out for 

yourself ! ' 

And so saying, he took his turn with the ball. 

' That wouldn't do/ said Charlie ; ' I don't want to 
rile him.' 

' Fd like to have a chance/ retorted the implacable 
Jim. ' Well, then, tell him you can't come. Here, 
young un, tell Tom Drift Charlie can't come. Do you 
hear ? Cut your sticks ! ' 

But Charlie called the messenger back, ' I could go 

r 

if I wanted, Jim. Better tell him I'd rather not come. 
Say that, youngster — I'd rather not.* 

So off the youngster ran, and Charlie and Jim 
finished their game. Of course, the youthful mes- 
senger gave Tom a full, true, and particular account 
of this conversation in all its details, which rendered 
that young gentleman rather less eager than ever for 
his enterprise. However, he had the fear of Gus 
before his eyes, and strolled out into the playground 
on the chance of coming across Charlie. 

And he did come across him, arm-in-arm with the 
faithful Jim. Tom worked his face into the ghastly 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 77 

similitude of a friendly smile as he approached, and 
said, in as genial a voice as he could pretend, * I'm 
glad I met you, Newcome, because I want to speak to 
you, if you don't mind taking a turn round the play- 
ground/ 

Charlie, of course, was astonished ; he had expected 
at the very least to be kicked over the wall when he 
saw Tom approach, and he was utterly at a loss to 
understand this not unfriendly greeting. Innocent 
boy ! it never occurred to him the demonstration 
could be anything but real. Jim would have been 
a tougher subject to deal with. Indeed, as he let go 
Charlie's arm, and saw him walk off with Tom, he 
muttered to himself, not caring particularly whether 
the latter heard him or not. 

* Gammon ! that's what it is.' 

Charlie had not long to wait before his companion 
began the conversation. 

' I suppose you wonder why I want you, Newcome ? ' 
said he. ' The fact is, I've been thinking I wasn't 
altogether right in being down on you the other day 
about lending me that watch, especially as you were a 
new boy; and I'm sorry if I hurt you/ 

Charlie sprung towards him and caught his arm. 

' Oh, Tom Drift, don't say that, please ! It was my 
fault — all my fault, and I have been so sorry ever 
since. And you will be friends now, won't you ? I do 
80 want to be, because I promised your mother ' 



Tom gave a quick gesture of impatience, which, if 
Charlie had understood, he would have known how near 
receiving a kick he was at that moment. 

Tom, however, restrained himself, and said, 



78 THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 Oh, yes, for her sake I'd like to be friends, of 
course, and I hope you'll forget all about that 
wretched quarrel.' 

' Indeed I will,' cried Charlie ; * and don't let us say 
eny more about it. I am ever so much happier now, 
and it was so good of you to come to me and make 
it up.' 

' Well/ said Tom loftily, 'you know it's no use for 
two fellows to be at loggerheads when it can t>* 
helped, and I dare say we shall get on all the better 
now. How are you going on in the second ? ' 

Whereupon Charlie launched into a lengthy and 
animated account of his experiences, to which Tom 
pretended to listen, but scarcely heard a word. 

( So you are fond of fishing ? ' he said, casually, after 
the boy had mentioned something on that subject. 

' Ain't I, though ? ' cried Charlie, now quite happy, 
and his old self again. ' I say, Tom Drift, would you 
like to see the new lancewood top I've got to my rod ? 
It's a stunner, I can tell you. I'll lend it you, ycu 
know, any time you like.' 

' Have you caught much since you were here ? ' 
asked Tom, anxious to get this hateful business 

over. 

£ No. You know the brook here isn't a good one 
for fish, and I don't know anywhere else near.' 

* Well, I'll tell you what/ said Tom, as if the idea 
had then for the first time occurred to him. ' Suppose 
we go off for a regular good day on Saturday ? It's 
a holiday, you know, and we could go and try up the 
Sharle, near Gurley. There's lots of trout there, and 
we are certain to have a good day.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 79 

' How jolly ! ' exclaimed Charlie. ' It would be 
grand. But I say, Tom Drift, are you sure you 
wouldn't mind coming ? It wouldn't be a bother 

to you, would it ? ' 

1 Not a bit. I like a good day's fishing. But, I 

s a y> young un, you'd better not say anything about 
it to any one, or we shall have a swarm of fellows 
come too, and that will spoil all the sport.' 

'All right/ said Charlie. 'I say what a day we 
shall have ! I'll bring my watch and knife, you know, 
and some grub, and we can picnic there, eh ? ' 

1 That'll be splendid. Well, I must go in now, so 
good-bye, Newcome, and shake hands,' 

What a grip was that ! on one side all trust and 
fervour, and on the other all fraud and malice I 

Tom Drift was not yet utterly bad. Would that 
he had allowed his conscience to speak and his better 
self prevail ! Half a dozen times in the course of his 
walk from the playground to the school he repented 
of the wicked part he was playing in the scheme to 
injure Charlie. But half a dozen times the thought 
of Gus and his taunts, and the recollection of his 
own bruised forehead came to drive out all passing 
sentiments of pity or remorse. 

Charlie rejoined his chum with a beaming face. 

* Well,' asked Jim, ' what has he been saying to 
humbug you this time % ' 

1 Nothing very particular ; and I won't let you call 
him a humbug. I say, Jim, old boy, he's made it up 
at last, and we're friends, Tom Drift and I ! Hurrah ! 
I was never so glad, isn't it jolly ? ' 

Jim by no means shared his friend's enthusiasm. 



80 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Like his elder brother, he instinctively disliked Tom 
Drift, without exactly being able to give a rea- 
son. 

His reserve, however, had no effect on Charlie's high 
spirits. At last the wish of his heart had been gained ! 
No longer did he walk with the burden of a broken 
promise weighting h\6 neck ; no longer did the con- 
sciousness of having an enemy oppress him. 

* Simpleton ! ' man) 7 of my readers will exclaim. 
Perhaps he was ; but even if you laugh at him,, I think 
you will hardly despise him for his simple-minded- 
ness, for who would not rather be such a one than 
the tempter, Tom Drift ? 

All that week he was jubilant. Bovs looked round 
in astonishment at the shrillness of his whistle and 
the ring of his laughter. His corner of the class- 
room was a simple Babel, and the number of apples 
he bestowed in charity was prodigious. 

Something, every one could see, had happened to 
make him happier than ever. Few knew what 
that something was, and fewer still knew what it 
meant. 

* What are you up to to-morrow ? ' asked the elder 
Halliday of his fag on the Friday evening. 

* Fishing,' briskly replied the boy. 

' You're for ever fishing,' said Joe. ' I suppose that 
young brother of mine is going with you ? ' 

' No ; Jim's going to play in the match against the 
Badgers.' 

The ' Badgers/ let me explain, was the name of a 
scratch cricket eleven made up of boys in the first, 
second and third forms. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 81 

' Are you going alone, then ? * 

Charlie felt uncomfortable as he answered, 

'No/ 

1 Whom are you going with ? ' pursued the inquiring 



Joe. 

' A fellow in the fifth who asked me to come.' 

' What's his name ? ' 

Charlie had no help for it now. 

1 Tom Drift/ he faltered. 

4 Tom Drift I I thought you and he were at 
loggerheads.' 

' Oh, don't you know we've made it up % He was 
awfully kind about it, and said he was sorry, when it 
was really my fault, and we shook hands, and to- 
morrow we are going to fish in a place he knows 

where there's no end of trout.' 

' Where's that ? ' 

1 He didn't want me to tell, for fear everybody 
should come and spoil the sport ; but I suppose I 
can tell you, though ; it's up the Sharle, near Gur- 

ley.' 

' Humph I I've fished there before now. Not such 

a wonderful lot of fish, either.' 

' I suppose you won't be there to - morrow ? f 
asked Charlie nervously, afraid of losing the confi- 
dence of Tom Drift by attracting strangers to his 
waters. 

' Not if I know it,' replied Joe. ' I say, youngster, 

I thought you had given up the notion of making up 

to that fellow ? ' 

1 I didn't make up to him, only I can't be sorry to 

bo friends with him ' 



82 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Well, I hope you won't be sorry now you've dona 
it. Take care what you're about, that's all.' 

Charlie was again perplexed to understand why 
Halliday seemed to have such a dislike to poor Tom. 

Just as he was going off to bed Joe stopped him 
and asked, 

' By the way, shall you be using your watch to- 
morrow ? ' 

' Well, I promised I'd take it, to see how the time 
went ; but I dare say we could do without it, and 1 
would like to lend it to you, Halliday.' 

* Not a bit of it/ replied the other. ' I can do 
without it as well as you. I am going to walk over 
to Whitstone Woods and back.' 

* Hullo, that's a long trot,' said Charlie. ' It must 
be nearly thirty miles.' 

' Something like that/ said Joe. ' Walcot and I 

are going to make a day of it/ 

' Which way do you go ? ' 

' Through Gurley, and then over Rushton Common 

and past Slingconib/ 

1 Never 1 I wish I could do thirty miles at a 



stretch.' 



will some day. Good-night.' 



And Charlie went to bed, to dream of the lance- 
wood top of his rod and the trout in the Sharle. 

In the meanwhile the conspirators had had another 
meeting in Drift's den. 

' Well, have you hooked him ? ' asked Gus. 

' Yes ; it's all right. He took it all in like a 
lamb.' 

* And all the school/ said Margetson, ' is talking of 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 83 

the great reconciliation, and the gratification which 
that event will undoubtedly afford to your venerable 
mother.' 

* Shut up, will you, Margetson ? I've had quite 
enough of that chaff.' 

1 But I do assure you, Tom * 

* That'll do,' said Tom, snappishly ; and Margetson 



did not go the length of saying what it was he was so 
ready to assure him of. 

' Well/ said Gus, ' we'll meet you and the young 
cub at the cross roads by Sharle Bridge. The races 
don't begin till twelve, so we shall have lots of time, 
I mean to see if we can't get a trap at Gurley, and do 
the thing in style. What do you say ? We could 
get one for about ten bob.' 

1 All serene/ said Margetson. ( I'll fork out my 
share/ 

' You'll pay for me, Tom/ said Shadbolt, ' won't 

you ? ' 

' I'll see/ said Tom. 

' All right s that's settled j and you are seeing about 
grub, Tom, aren't you ? Don't forget the etceteras. 
What time have you told young moony-face 1 ' 

* Nine. He's sure to be in time/ 

' Well, we'll start a little before, you know, and 
meet you quite by accident, and the young beggar 
won't smell a rat till we are safe in Gurley/ 

* And if he turns cantankerous % 5 

* Then we can put Shaddy to look after him/ 
' Who's going to win the Gurley Plate, Gus ? ' 

And then the party fell to canvassing the entries 
for the morrow's races, and making their bets, in 



84 THE ADVENTURES OF 

which, of course, Tom stood almost bound to lose, 
whichever horse won. 

Long ere they had parted company Charlie was 
sound asleep and dreaming, with me under his pillow. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 85 



CHAPTER VIII 



How my master did not catch the fish he 



A 



expected. 

BOUT ten years before the time of my story it 
had happened that in a famous battle fought be- 
tween her Majesty's troops and those of a hostile 
and 6avage king, the colours of the 300th Regiment 
were noticed to f be in imminent peril of capture. The 
ensign who carried them was wounded, and already a 
score of the enemy were rushing forward to seize the 
prize and cany it off in triumph to their king. 
Suddenly, how r ever, there dashed up to the spot a 
young cornet of dragoons, who, seeing the peril of 
his fellow-officer and the colours he carried, dragged 
him, flag and all, up nearly into his own saddle, and 
started off with his precious burden towards a place 
of shelter from the fire and spears of the savages. 
Before, however, he had gone twenty yards the poor 
ensign tumbled to the ground, shot through the heart, 
yielding with his dying hands his colours to the 
dragoon. That plucky young soldier, wrapping the 
torn and stained flag round his body, set his teeth, 
stooped forward in his saddle, and, digging his spurs 



86 THE ADVENTURES OF 

into his horse, galloped for his life. He had a terrific* 
gauntlet to run, and grandly he ran it. The friendly 
trench was in sight, the cheers of his comrades fell 
like music on his ears, a vision of glory and honour 
flashed through his mind, and then suddenly he reeled 
forward in his seat — a malignant shot had found him 
out at last, and, with the colours round him, he 
dropped from his horse into his comrades' arms a 
dead man. 

This hero was an old Randlebury boy ; and ever 
since that day, on every anniversary of his glorious 
death, Randlebury kept, and still keeps, holiday. 

All this Charlie was informed of by his faithful 
chum. Jim Halliday, as the former was dressing him- 
self on the morning of the eventful holiday in question. 
What posessed him to get up at six, when he was 

not to start till nine, I cannot say. He even routed 

me from under his pillow at five, so fidgety was he, 

and as soon as ever I pointed to six he bounced out 

of bed as if he was shot. 

' What are you up to, getting up at this time ? ' 

growled Jim, who, much to the mutual delight of the 

boys, slept in the same room with Charlie. 

' Oh, you know ; I don't want to be behindhand,' 
replied Charlie. 

' Behindhand ! Why, do you know it's only just six ? * 

' I know that, and I mean to make the most of my 

holiday. I say, Jim, what do they want to give us a 

holiday for, do you know ? * 

c They don't want to at all ; they've got to.' 

' Got to ? What do you mean ? ' inquired Charlie, 

dragging on his boots. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 87 

And then Jim, with many yawns and growls, told 
him the story ; and, without waiting for his comments 
thereon, rolled over and went off to sleep again. 

Charlie spent his early hour in polishing up things 
generally. When he had polished up his rod with tho 
lancewood top, he polished up his gree;3 can and his 
hooks. Then he warmed mo up with a piece of wash- 
leather, and then his many-fanged knife. 

By the time these little jobs were accomplished, 
and Joe's study put in order, tho breakfast bell 
sounded, and he went down with a mouth sore with 
whistling. 

He caught sight of Tom Drift at another table, and 
nodded and waved his green can to him ; he informed 
every boy within hearing distance that it was certain 
to be a fine day, whatever it looked like now ; and he 
made the wildest and most indiscriminate promises to 
entertain his whole acquaintance at no end of a trout 
supper on the spoils of that day's sport. Twenty 
times during breakfast did he pull me out and look 
impatiently at my minute-hand slowly making its 
way from eight to nine ; and as soon as ever the 
meal was over he rushed upstairs like mad for his rod 
and bag, and then tore down again four steps at a 
time, nearly knocking the head master over at the 
bottom. 

' Gently, my man/ said that gentleman, recognizing 
in this cannon-ball of a young fellow his little tra- 
velling companion. ' Why, what's the matter ? ' 

* I beg your pardon, doctor,' said Charlie ; * did I 
hurt you ? ' 

' Not a bit. Sc ycu are going to fish to-day ? \ 



88 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* Yes ; sir/ said the beaming Charlie. * I say, sir, do 
you think it'll be a fine day ? ' 

1 1 hope so — good-bye. I suppose this can will be 
full when you come back ? ' 



* Good-bye, sir,' said Charlie, secretly resolving that 
if fortune favoured him he would present the two 
finest of his trout to the doctor. 

He found Drift ready for him when he reached that 
young gentleman's study. 

Besides his rod, Tom had a somewhat cumbersome 
bag, which, as it carried most of the provisions for 
the whole party, he was not a little surly about being 
burdened with. 

Charlie, of course, thought it was his and Tom's 
dinner. 

* Is that the grub ? * he cried. ' Why, Tom Drift 
yea have been laying in a spread ! What a brick 
you are 1 Look here, I'll carry it- — isn't it a weight, 
though ! If we get all this inside us two we shan't 

starve 1 ' 

And so they started, Charlie lugging along the bag 
and whistling like a lark. 

' Looks cloudy/ said Tom, who felt he must say 
something or other. 

* Never mind, all the better for the trout, you 
know. I say, I wish I had my fly on the water this 
minute.' 

A3 Tom was silent, Charlie kept up the conversa- 
tion by himself. 

* I say, Tom Drift,' said he, ' if your mother could 
only see us two chaps going off for a day's fishing 
ehe ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 89 

* Look here, draw it mild about my mother, young 
un. She can take care of herself well enough.' 

Charlie blushed to the roots of his hair at this 
rebuke, and for some time the flow of his conversation 
was arrested. 

It was a good four miles from Randlebury to Sharle 
Bridge ; and long ere they reached it Charlie's arm 
ached with the ponderous bag he was carrying. He 
did not, however, like to say anything, still less to ask 
Tom to take a turn at carrying it ; so he plodded on, 
changing hands every few minutes, and buoying him- 
self up with the prospect of the river and the trout. 

Presently they came within sight of the signpost 
which marks the junction of the Gurley and Sharle 
Bridge roads. 

( Here we are at last ! ' cried Charlie, panting and 
DufEhig. ' I say, Tom Drift, I don't believe I could 
have carried this bag any farther if I'd tried.' 

* It'll be lighter when we go home. Hullo ! who 
are these three ? ' for at this moment Gus, Margetson, 
and Shadbolt made their appearance. 

' They look like Randlebury fellows by their caps. 
Oh, I know who one of them is/ added Charlie 
* Margetson, in the fourth ; don't you know him ? ' 

' Rather ! ' replied Tom ; ' and the other two are 
Shaddy and Gus. Who'd have thought of meeting 
them ! ' and he gave a whistle, which succeeded in 
attracting the attention of the worthy trio. 

Of course their surprise at meeting Tom and his 
companion was no less great— in fact, they had to 
inquire who the youngster was. 

' Where are you off to ? ' demanded Gus. 



9 o THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 We're going to try our luck up the Sharle,' said 
Tom. 

' You'll be sold if you do,' said Gus. ' We wera 
down looking at it, and a pretty state it's in. Old 
Skinner at the Tannery took it into his head to leave 
his gates up last night, and his muck has got into the 
river and poisoned every fish in it — hasn't it, Shad ? ' 

1 Rather I ' replied Shad. ' I was glad enough to get 
my nose away from the place.* 

' Here's a go, Charlie ! ' said Tom, turning to his 
young companion. 

During this short conversation Charlie had passed 
through all the anguish of a bitter disappointment. 
It is no light thing to have the hope of days snuffed 
out all in a moment, and he was ready to cry with 
vexation. However it couldn't be helped, and he had 

learned before now how to take a disappointment like 
a man. So when Tom appealed to him he put a 
good face on it, and said, 

' Awful hard lines. Never mind, let's go back and 
see the match with the Badgers, Tom.' 

' Why don't you come with us ? * asked Gus. ' We 
are going to Gurley ; have you ever been to Gurley, 
young un ? ' 

* No,' said Charlie. 

* Come along, then, we'll show it you. It's a prime 
town, isn't it, Margetson ? ' 

'Don't ask me, 5 said Margetson; 'I'd sooner see 
about Gurley than catch a seven-pounder, any day.' 

' And besides,' said Tom, ' isn't there some good 
fishing above the lock 1 Come along, Charlie ; we 
shall not be baulked of our day's sport after all.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 91 

Charlie joined the party, although he did not con- 
ceive any great admiration for Tom's three friends. 
His anxiety not to offend his now reconciled enemy, 
and the possibility of fishing after all, overruled him ; 
and still dragging the bag, he trudged along with the 

others towards Gurley. 

As the}' approached the town he could not help 
noticing the number of holiday-makers and vehicles 
that passed them. There were drags full of gaily- 
dressed ladies ; and gentlemen who wore veils ; and 
there were light jaunty dog-carts with spruce young 
white-hatted gentlemen perched in them ; there were 
vans in which corks were popping like musketry fire, 
and parties on foot like themselves, hurrying forward 
with loud laughter and coarse music. 

' Surely/ thought he, ' there's something on at 

Gurley/ 

Presently a waggonette, driven by a very loud 
youth in a check suit, and with an enormous cigar 
in his mouth, pulled up in passing, and its driver 
addressed Gus. 

' So you've found your way here, have you, my 
young bantam ? Catch you being out of a good 
thing. Are you going on the grand stand ? * 

( Don't know/ said Gus grandly. * We may pick 
up a trap in the town.' 

* Ho, ho ! going to do it flash, are you ? Well, 
there's one of you could do with a little spice/ added 
he, glancing at Charlie. * I suppose my trap's not 
grand enough for you.' 

' Can you give us a lift, then, Bill % ' asked Gus, 
charmed at the idea. 



92 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Yes, to be sure ; I've no company to-day. There's 
just room. Hop in. I may as well turn an honest 
penny as not. Here, you young sinner, jump up 
beside me on the box.' And before Charlie knew 
where he was or whither he was going he found him- 
self on the box of the waggonette beside the flash 
youth, and his four friends behind him inside. 

* Who's your friend, Gus ? ' he heard Margctson 
ask. 

' Son of Belsham, who keeps the " Green Tiger " at 
Randlebury. We're in luck, I can tell you, you 
fellows.' 

As Charlie gradually recovered from his bewilder- 
ment he felt himself extremely uncomfortable and ill 
at ease. From what had been said he had gathered 
that the object of the boys in going to Gurley was 
something more than to see the town ; and he by no 
means liked Gus's new friend, or approved of his easy 
familiarity with a low publican's son. It was not long 
before his dawning suspicions were fully confirmed. 

' So you're going to see the races ? ' asked Mr. 
Belsham. 

* No, I'm not,' replied Charlie, as curtly as he could, 
for he had no desire to encourage the conversation of 
this objectionable person. 

' Ain't you ? And what are you going to do, then, 
my young lamb ? ' And in the course of this brief 
sentence Mr. Belsham succeeded in interjecting at 
least three oaths. 

' I shan't speak to you if you swear/ said Charlie ; 
* it's wrong to swear.' 

' No 1 is it ? Who says that ! ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 93 

' My father says so/ blurted out Charlie, fully 
satisfied that no better reason could be demanded. 
Belsham laughed, and turning to the four inside, said, 
1 1 say, young gentlemen, this young pippin tells 

V 

me he's got a father who says it's wrong to swear. 
What do you think of that ? ' 

' His father must be an amusing man,' replied 
Gus. 

' Wait till we get on to the course/ said Margetson j 
1 he'll hear something to astonish him there, young 
prig ! ' 

* I'm not going to the races I ' cried my master, 
starting from his seat, and now fully alive to the 
fraud of which he had been made the victim. * How 
could you do this, Tom Drift I Let me down, will 
you ! ' and he struggled so desperately with Belsham 
that that gentleman was obliged to let go the reins in 
order to hold him. 

Of course it was no use Ms resisting. Amid the 
shouts and jeers of his schoolfellows he was held on 
to the box. In vain he pleaded, besought, struggled, 
threatened ; there he was compelled to stay, all 
through Gurley and out to the racecourse. Here he 
found himself in the midst of a yelling, blaspheming, 
drunken multitude, from the sight of whose faces 
and the sound of whose words his soul revolted so 
vehemently that it lent new vigour to his exhausted 
frame, and urged him to one last desperate struggle 
to free himself and escape from his tormentors. 

* Look here/ said Belsham to Gus ; ' if you suppose 
I'm going to have all my fun spoiled by looking after 
this cub of yours while you're enjoying yourselves 



94 THE ADVENTURES OF 

there inside, you're mistaken ; here, look after him 
yourselves.' 

So saying, he dragged Charlie from his seat and 
Bwung him down into the waggonette with such force 
that he lay there half stunned and incapable of further 
resistance, and so for the time being saved his per- 
secutors a good deal of trouble. 

And indeed had it been otherwise it is hardly 
likely they would have just then been able to pay 
him much attention, for at that moment the 
horses were all drawn up at the starting-post, waiting 
for the signal to go. 

That was a feverish moment for Tom Drift. He 
had bet all his money on one horse, and if that horse 
did not win, he would lose every penny of it. 

As usual, he had repented a hundred times of that 

day's business, and the last brutal outrage on poor 
Charlie had called up even in his seared breast a 
fleeting feeling of indescribable shame. It was, alas ! 
only fleeting. 

Next moment he forgot all but the horses. There 
they stood in a long restless line. A shout! and they 
were off. In the first wild scramble he could catch a 
sight of the colours on which his hopes depended near 
the front. On they came like the wind. A man 
near shouted the name of Tom's horse — * It's win- 
ning/ and Tom's head swam at the sound. On still 
nearer, and now they have passed. In the retreating, 
straggling crowd he can see his horse still, but it 
seems to be going back instead of forward. Like a 
torrent the others overhaul and pass it. Then a 
louder shout than usual proclaims the race over, and 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 95 

the favourite beaten, and Tom staggers down to his 
seat sick and half stupid. 

' Never mind, old man,' he heard Gus say, f luck's 
against you this time ; you'll have your turn some 
day. Take some of this, man, and never say die.' 

And Tom, reckless in his misery, took the proffered 
bottle, and drank deeply. 

It was late in the afternoon before Belsham thought 
of turning his horse's head homeward, and by that 
time Charlie, on the floor of the waggonette, was 
slowly beginning to recover consciousness. 



96 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER IX 




How my master and I had quite as much ex- 
citement in one afternoon as was good for us. 

UST as they were turning to go, a sudden shout 
and rush of people arrested them. The crowd on 
the course had been immense, and of the roughest 
and lowest description : sharpers, thieves, and roughs 
were there by the hundred, attracted from the neigh- 
bouring villages by the opportunity of plunder and 
riot which Gurley races always afforded. As soon aa 
the serious business of the racing was over, this low 
mob naturally sought excitement of their own making, 
and increasing in disorder and intemperance as the 
day wore on, had become beyond control just about 
the time when Mr. Belsham, junior, took it into his 
muddled head to make a start in the direction of 
home. The shout which kept him where he was, was 
occasioned by that spectacle dear to the eyes of all 
blackguards, a fight. Round the two blood and dust- 
stained combatants, the mob surged and yelled. Every 
moment it grew denser and wilder ; and every moment 
it swayed nearer and nearer to the spot where the 
Randlebury boys stood in their waggonette ; and 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 97 

before they could move or get clear, they found them- 
selves in the very centre of the mob. T Shouts, shrieks, 
and wild laughter rose on every side of them ; soma 
of the crowd scrambled up on to their wheels to get 
a glimpse of the pugilists ; some abused and swore at 
them for getting in the way ; some tried to invade 
their waggonette, and struck at them when they 
resisted. 

In the midst of all, Belsham's horse took fright. 
There was a wild plunge, a shriek from the crowd in 
front, and next moment the five boys were thrown 
down among the crowd, while the horse, with the 
shattered and overturned vehicle behind him, forced 
for himself a ghastly lane through the mob. 

Of Gus and his three friends, Charlie, whom the 
shock roused to sudden consciousness, could see 
nothing. He tried to rise, but the crowd pressed too 
■ wildly to give him the chance. For some moments 
he lay among a host of crowding, struggling feet, 
expecting every moment to be stunned, if not killed. 
But by a wonderful providence he escaped the peril. 
The crowd gave a sudden swing in a new direction, 
and he was left unhurt, though stupefied and almost 
unable to stir. 

Presently he was conscious of a man standing in 
front of him. 

' Oh, help me I ' gasped my poor master. 

The man seized him roughly by the arm and raised 
him to his feet. 

1 That's worth a tip,' he growled ; ' come, hand over.' 

Charlie put his hand in his pocket and drew out a 
shilling. 



98 THE ADVENTURES OF 

The man scowled. 

' Do you suppose I'll take a dirty shilling ? Come, 
young swell, empty out them pockets. Look sharp, 
I've no time to waste on the like of you." 

Tremblingly Charlie obeyed, and gave the man all 
the little stock of money he possessed. 

But he was not yet to escape. From under his 
jacket the greedy eye of the thief had caught a glimpse 
of a chain. With a rough hand he tore open 
the coat. ' What, a ticker ? Here's luck ; out with it, 
come.' 

' Oh,' cried Charlie, * take anything but that ! Take 
my chain and my knife, but not my watch I ' 

Hardly and brutally laughed the man as he snatched 
me out of the poor boy's hand, and administering a 
parting cuff on the head of his victim, turned to 
walk off with me in the recesses of one of his filthy 
pockets. 

Scarcely, however, had he turned, when three men 
appeared in front of him, coming in the direction of 
Charlie. The boy saw them, and imagine his joy 
when in one of the party he recognized his old 
acquaintance, the cabman Jim I With a sudden 
bound and cry of delight he rushed towards him, 
shouting and pointing to the robber. ' Oh, Jim, he's 
taken my watch ; get my watch back, Jim ' 

Jim took in the state of affairs in an instant, and 
calling on his two companions to follow him, rushed 
upon and secured the thief before the latter was even 
aware of their intention. It was vain for one man to 
resist three. He was forced to disgorge first me, then 
the knife, and then the money. Charlie indeed pleaded 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 99 

that they should leave him the money, or some of it, 
but this proposal Jim scouted, and in his zeal relieved 
the robber of a good deal more than he had stolen 

from Charlie. Then with kicks and blows they drove 
the wretch away as fast as his legs could carry him. 

This done, Jim the cabman had an opportunity of 
renewing his acquaintance with my master. 

' Well/ said he, ' who'd have thought of seeing you 
here ? And what a nice mess you're in. You look 
as if ' 

' Oh, don't,' cried Charlie, holding him by the arm ; 
1 it's bad enough as it is, without you thinking ill 
of me.' 

And then he told him as well as he could how he 
had been decoyed to these vile races ; how he had 

been kept there by main force ; how he had been 

made senseless by their rough treatment, and how, 
but for Jim's timely help, he would now have been 
robbed and helpless. 

Jim listened in astonishment, not unmingled with 
many an ejaculation of indignation at the poor boy's 
persecutors. 

1 And where are they now ? ' he asked, when Charlie 
had done. 

' I don't know. We were all thrown out, you know, 
among the crowd. I only hope they've not been 

killed.' 

' Well, if I was you,' said the downright cabman, c I 
wouldn't break my heart over them. I know Fd like 
to have a chance of a quiet talk with the young swells ; 
Fd give them something to take home with them, 
I would.' 



ioo THE ADVENTURES OF 

Charlie said nothing, but gratefully put himself 
under the protection of his deliverer, who, making a 

considerable round to avoid the crush, led him safely 

to Gurley. 

' There's no trap to be got for love or money, so 
you'll just have to walk if you want to get back to 
Randlebury to-night.' 

Anything to get away from that odious crowd. If 
the distance had been twice as far, Charlie would 
have undertaken it. 

It was long enough, however, before they got away 
from the crowd. The road from Gurley to Sharle 
Bridge was alive for a mile and more with vehicles, 
drunken men and women, beggars and pickpockets. 
On either side of the road were jugglers, and thimble- 
riggerSj and card-sharpers, who each attracted their 
crowd of simpletons. Many were the fights and riots 
that attended these eager assemblages. As they 
passed one booth, the headquarters of a blustering 
card-shaper, a sudden disturbance arose which threat- 
ened to block the entire road. The man had offered 
a sovereign to any one of his audience who could tell 
which of three cards he held uppermost in his hand. 
One voice called out a number. The man shuffled 
his cards, and by some slip on his part the guess of 
the speculator turned out correct. Instantly that 
youth demanded his sovereign, which the man refused, 
vowing and calling others to witness that another 
number had been guessed. 

' I'll bring the police,' cried the voice, and instantly 
there was a movement in the group as of some one 
endeavouring to force his way out. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 101 

' Knock him over I ' some one cried ; ' he's only one 
of them donkey schoolboys. What business have 
they here at all ? ' And at the signal two or three of 
the juggler's accomplices made a dash at the retreating 
youth and seized him. 

' Souse him in the river ! ' cried somebody else. 

* Sit on him I ' shouted a third. 

In the midst of these contradictory advices the 
roughs lifted their struggling victim from his feet, 
and proceeded to carry him in the direction of the 
bridge. 

In the momentary glimpse which Charlie got of 

the wretched object of this persecution, he recognized, 
to his horror and astonishment, Tom Drift, livid with 
terror, frantic with rago, and yelling with pain. 

' Jim/ cried Charlie, ' that's Tom Drift ! Oh ! can' 
we help him ? Will you try, Jim ? Poor Tom ! ' 

' Is he one of them four as brought you here ? * 
asked Jim, not offering to move. 

4 Yes ; but never mind that ; they will drown him ; 
eee how furious they are ! Will you help him, 
Jim ? ' 

* Not a bit of me/ replied the stubborn Jim, who 
was well content to see the table3 turned on one who 
had so brutally ill-treated his young companion. 

' Then I must try n^self ; ' and so saying, the boy 
of thirteen rushed in among the crowd, and wildly 
tried to make his way to where his schoolfellow was 
being dragged by his persecutors. 

Of course Jim had nothing for it but to back him 
up, and in a moment he was beside my young master. 

( Let the boy be ! ' he shouted to those who carried 






102 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Drift, in a voice so loud that for a moment the rabble 

stood quiet to hear. 

In the midst of this silence Charlie shouted, 
' Hold on, Tom Drift, we'll help you if we can.' 
Instantly the crowd took up the name. 

* Tom Drift ! Yah 1 Souse Tom Drift ! Roll Tom 
Drift in the mud I Yah ! Tom Drift ! ' 

And sure enough Tom Drift would have suffered 
the penalty prepared for him, despite Charlie's attempt 
at rescue, had not help come at that moment from a 
most unexpected quarter. 

It will be remembered that Joe Hallidav and his 
friend Walcot had planned a long walk on this holi- 
day to Whitstone Woods, some ten miles beyond 
Gurley. 

This plan they had duly carried out, and were now 
making the best of their way back to Randlebury 
along the crowded highway, when the sudden cry of 
a schoolfellow's name startled them. 

' Tom Drift ! Yah ! Beggarly schoolboy 1 ' 

1 1 say, Joe, that's one of our fellows I What's 
happening ? ' 

Joe accosted a passer-by. 

1 What's going on ? ' he inquired. 

I They're only going to souse a young chap in the 
river.' 

■ What for ? ' 

I I don't know ; 'cause he don't think the same as 
old Shuffle, the three-card chap.' 

' We must do something, Joe/ said Walcot. 

* I wish it were any other chap ; but come on, we're 
in for it now,' said Joe. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 103 

And with that these two broad-shouldered, tall 
fellows dashed into the thick of the fray. 

Tom's bearers were now at the bridge, which was a 
low one, and were turning down towards the water's 
edge, when a new cry arrested them. 

' Now, Randlebury 1 Put it on, Randlebury ! Who 
backs up Randlebury ? ' 

It was the old familiar cry of the football field, and 
at the sound of the well-known voices, Charlie's heart 
leapt for joy. 

' I do ! ' he shouted, with all his might. c Here you 
are, Randlebury 1 ' 

And Jim's gruff voice took up the cry too. 

A panic set in among the blackguards. To them it 
seemed that the school was come in force to rescue 
their comrade, for on either side the cry rose, and 
fighting towards them they could- see at any rate two 
stalwart figures, who, they concluded, were but the 
leaders of following force. One of the men was hardy 
enough to turn at bay at the moment Walcot had 
cleared his way at last up to the front. Big bully 
though he was, he was no match for the well-con- 
ditioned, active athlete who faced him, and Walcot 
punished him in a manner that made him glad enough 
to take to his heels as fast as he could. 

This exploit turned the day. Dropping Tom — how 
and where they did not stay to consider — they followed 
their retreating companion with all the 6peed they 
were capable of, and left the enemy without another 
blow masters of the situation. 

But if, as a victory, this charge of the Randlebury 
boys had been successful, as a rescue it had failed ; 



104 THE ADVENTURES OF 

for Tom Drift, being literally dropped from the 
shoulders of his executioners, had fallen first on to the 
parapet of the bridge, and then with a heavy shock 
into the stony stream beneath. When Walcot, Joe, 
Charlie, and Jim among them, went to pull him out, 
he was senseless. At first they thought him merely 
stunned by the fall (the stream was only a few inches 
deep), but presently when they began to lift him, they 
found that his right arm, on which he had fallen, was 
broken. 

Bandaging the limb as well as they could, and bath- 
ing his forehead with water, they succeeded in re- 
storing Tom to consciousness, and then, between them, 
carried him as gently as possible to the nearest house, 
when they managed, with some difficulty, to get a 
veliicle to convey them the rest of their journey. It 
was a sad, silent journey. To Tom, the pain caused 
by every jolt was excruciating. They did their best 
to ease him, holding him lying across their knees, while 
Jim drove along the level footpath ; but by the time 
the school was reached the sufferer was again insen- 
sible, a,nd so he remained till the surgeon had set his 
arm. 

Thus ended the eventful holiday. 

Before Charlie went to bed, the doctor sent for him 
to his study, and there required to know the true his- 
tory of that day's doings. And Charlie told him all. 
I need hardly say that, according to his version, the 
case against the four culprits was far lighter than had 
their impeachment been in other hands. He took to 
himself whatever blame he could, and dwelt as little 
as possible on the plot that had been laid to get 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 105 

him to Gurley, and on the means which had been 
used to keep him when once there. He finished 
up with a very warm and pathetic appeal for Tom 
Drift. 

' Don't, please, expel Tom Drift,' he said, in all the 
boldness of generosity ; ' he was led on by the others, 
sir, and he's punished badly enough as it is. Oh ! sir, 
if you'd seen his mother cry, when she only spoke of 
him, you couldn't do it.' 

' You must leave that to me/ said the doctor sternly, 
4 1 hope I shall do nothing that is unjust or unkind. 
And now go to bed, and thank God for the care He 
has taken of you to-day.' 

And Charlie went. 

Tom Drift was not expelled. For weeks he lay ill, 
and during that time no nurse was more devoted, and 
no companion more constant, than Charlie Newcome. 
A friendship sprang up between the two, strangely in 
contrast with the old footing on which they had stood. 
No longer was Tom the vain, hectoring patron, but the 
docile penitent, over whose spirit Charlie's character 
began from that time to exercise an influence which, 
if in the time to come it could always have worked as 
it did now, would have gone far to save Tom Drift 
from many a bitter fall and experience. 

When Tom, a week before the Christmas holidays, 
left the sick-room and took his place once more in his 
class, Gus, Margetson, and Shadbolt were no longer 
inmates of Randlebury School. 



io6 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER X 



How I changed hands and quitted Randlebury. 



A 



ND now, dear reader, we must take a leap together 
of three years. For remember, I am not setting 
myself to record the life of any one person, or the 
events which happened at any one place. I am 
writing my own life — or those parts of it which are 
most memorable — and therefore it behoves me not to 
dwell unduly on times and scenes in which I was not 
personally interested. 

I had a very close connection with the events that 
rendered Charlie's first term at school so exciting, 
but after that, for three years, I pursued the even 
tenor of my way, performing some twenty-six thousand 
two hundred and eighty revolutions, unmarked by any 
incident, either in my own life or that of my master 
worthy of notice. 

By the end of those three years, however, things 
were greatly changed at Randlebury. Charlie, not far 
from his sixteenth birthday, was now a tall, broad- 
shouldered fellow. lording it in the Upper Fifth, and the 
hero of the cricket field of which he himself had once 
been a cadet. In face he was not greatly altered. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 107 

Still the old curly head and bright eyes. He was 
noticed occasionally to stroke his chin abstractedly ; 
and some envious detractors went so far as to rumour 
that, in the lowest recesses of his trunk he had a razor, 
wherewith on divers occasions, in dread secret, he 
operated with slashing effect. Be this as it might, 
Charlie was growing up. He had a fag of his own, 
who alternately quaked and rejoiced beneath his eye ; 
he wore a fearful and wonderful stick-up collar on 
Sundays, and, above all, he treated me with a careless 
indifference which contrasted wonderfully with his 
former enthusiasm, and betokened only too signifi- 
cantly the advance of years on his young head. 

True, he wound me up regularly ; but he often left 
me half the day under his piilow ; and though once in 
a fit of artistic zeal he set himself to hew out a C. N. 
in startling characters on my back, with the point of 
a bodkin, he never polished me now as he was once 
wont to do. 

All this was painful to me, especially the operation 
with the bodkin, but I still rejoiced to call him master, 
and to know that though years had changed his looks, 
and sobered his childish exuberance, the same true 
heart still beat close to mine, and remained still as 
warm and guileless as when little Charlie Newcome, 
with me in his pocket, first put his foot forth into the 
world. 

There were two besides myself who could bear wit- 
ness at the end of these three years that time had not 

changed the boy's heart. These two, I need hardly 
say, were Tom Drift and Jim Halliday. 
To Tom, Charlie had become increasingly a friend 



108 THE ADVENTURES OF 

of the true kind. Ever since the day at Gurley races, 
the influence of the younger boy had grown and over- 
shadowed the elder, confirming his unstable resolu- 
tions, animating his sluggish mind with worthy ambi- 
tions, and giving to his pliant character a tone 
coloured by his own honesty and uprightness. Just 
as a pilot will safety steer the ship amid shoals and 
rocks out into the deeper waters, so Charlie, by his 
quiet influence, had given Tom's life a new direction 
towards honour and usefulness. 

Once, and once only, during those three years had 
he shown a disposition to hark back on his old dis- 
creditable ways, and that was the result of a casual 
meeting with Gus one summer during the holidays, 
with whom, he afterwards confessed to Charlie, he was 
induced to forget for a time his better resolutions in 
the snares of a billiard-room. But the backsliding 
was repented of almost as soon as committed, and, to 
Charlie's anxious eyes, appeared to leave behind no 
bad result. 

Jim was the same downright outspoken boy as ever. 
He had yielded, surlily at first, to the admission of 
Tom Drift into the confidence and friendship of him- 
self and his chum, but by degrees, moved by Charlie's 
example, he had become more hearty, and now these 
three boys were the firmest friends in Randlebury. 

One day, as Charlie was sitting in his study 
attempting, with many groans, to make sense out 
of a very obscure passage in Cicero, his fag entered 
and said, 

* Newcome, there's a parcel for you down at 
Trotter's.' 



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c Why didn't you bring it up, you young muff ? ' 
inquired his lord. 

' Because it's got to be signed for, and he wouldn't 
let me do that for you.' 

* Like your cheek to think of such a thing. What's 
it like 1 ' 

( Oh, it's in a little box. I say, Newcome, shall we 
go and get it ? ' 

' I can't go at present ; it'll wait, I suppose,' said 
Charlie, with the air of a man who was daily in the 
habit of receiving little boxes by the carrier. 

But for all that he could not wholly conceal his 
curiosity. 

' What size box ? " he asked presently, 
1 About the size of a good big pill-box.' 
1 All that ? I dare say I can fetch that up by my- 
self/ said Charlie. 

Size of a large pill-box ! It could not be anything 
so very important after all. So he turned again to hi3 
Cicero, and sent the fag about his business. 

Presently, however, that youth returned with a letter 
for Charlie. It ran thus * 

1 Dear Young Scamp, — People always say bachelor 
uncles are fools, and I think they are right. I've sent 
you a proof of my folly in a little box, which ought to 
reach you about the same time as this letter. You've 
done nothing to deserve a present from me, and a box 
on the ears would be much better bestowed. Never 
mind. Take care of this little gift for me, in memory 
of the jolly Christmas you and I last spent together, 
and when you are not kicking up a row with your 



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cronies at Randlebury or have nothing better to do, 
think of your affectionate 



* Uncle Ralph.' 



Much to the fagV astonishment, Charlie, having 
perused this letter, slammed up Cicero, and seizing 
the cap from off his (the fag's) head, as being most 
ready to hand, dashed out of school in the direction of 
the village. 

' Trot ! ' he exclaimed, as he reached the establish- 
ment of that familiar merchant, ' hand up that little 
box, you old villain I Do you hear ? ' 

The long-suffering Trotter, to whom this address 
was comparatively polite in its phraseology, was not 
long in producing the parcel, in acknowledgment of 
which Charlie gave his sign manual in lordly characters 
upon the receipt ; and then, burning with impatience, 
yet trying hard to appear unconcerned, walked swiftly 
back to the school. 

The fag was hanging about his study, scarcely less 

curious than himself. 

1 Hook it 1 ' cried his master, putting the parcel down 
on the table and taking out his penknife to cut the 

string. 

Sill the inquisitive fag lingered. Whereupon Charlie, 
taking him kindly yet firmly by the collar of his coat, 
conveyed him to the open window, whence he gently 
dropped him a distance of six feet to the earth. 

Privacy being thus secured, he turned again to his 
parcel and opened it. Imagine his delight and my 
agony when there came to light a splendid gold watch 
and chain 1 I turned faint with jealousy, and when a 



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second glance showed ine that the interloper was no 
other than the identical gold repeater whom I had 
known and dreaded in my infancy, I was ready to 
break my mainspring with vexation. To me the 
surprise had brought nothing but foreboding and 
despair, and already I felt myself discarded for my 
rival ; but to Charlie it brought a rapture of delight 
which expressed itself in a whoop which could be 
heard half over the school. 

4 What on earth's the row ? ' said a head looking in 
at the door ; ' caught cold, or what ? ' 

' Come here, Jim, this moment ; look at this I ' 
And Jim came and looked, and as he looked his 
eyes sparkled with admiration. 

* My eye, Charlie, what a beauty ! ' said he, taking 
up the treasure in his hand. His thumb happened to 
touch the spring on the handle, and instantly there 
came a low melodious note from inside the repeater 
One, two, three, and then a double tinkle twice re- 
peated. 

* That's striking/ observed Jim, who was occasionally 
guilty of a pun. ( Why, it's a repeater ! ' 

' So it is ! Did you ever know such a brick as that 
uncle of mine ? ' 

* It's a pity your people can't think of anything else 
but watches for presents. Why, what a donkey you 
made of yourself about that silver turnip when you 
first had it I Don't you remember ? What's to be- 
come of it, by the by ? ' 

' How do I know ? I say, Jim, this one wasn't got 
for nothing.' And then the boys together investigated 
the wonders of the new watch,, peeping at its works 



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and making it strike, till I was quite sick of hearing it. 
But then I was jealous. There was no more Cicero 
for Charlie that day. He was almost as ridiculous, 
though not so rough, with his new treasure as he had 
been with me. He turned me out of my pocket to 
make room for it ; and then half a dozen times a 
minute pulled it out and gloated over it. At night he 
put us both under his pillow, little dreaming of the 
sorrow and disappointment that filled my breast. 
Where were all the old days now ? Who would 
admire or value me, a poor, commonplace silver 
drudge, now that this grand, showy rival had come 
and taken my place ? In my anger and excitement 
my heart beat fast and loud, so loud that presently I 
heard a voice beside me saying, 

* Gently, there, if you please ; no one can hear 
himself speak with that noise/ 

' I've more right to be here than you/ I growled. 

' That is as our mutual master decides ; but surely 

I have heard your voice before ! Let me look at 

you/ 

And he edged himself up, so as to get a peep at my 

shabbv face. 

* To be sure — my young friend the three-guinea 
silver watch ? How do you do, my little man ? ' 

This patronage was intolerable, and I had no words 

to reply. 

f Ah 1 you find it difficult to converse. You must 
indeed be almost worn out after the work you have 
had. I am indeed astonished to see you alive at all. 
I am sure, in my master's name, I may be allowed to 
thank you for your praiseworthy exertions in his 



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service. We are both much obliged to you, and hope 
we shall show ourselves not unmindful of your ' 

( Brute I ' was all I could shriek, so mad was I. 
Whether my rival would have pursued his discourse 
I cannot say, but at that instant a hand came 
fumbling under the pillow. It passed me by, and 
sought the repeater, and next moment the tinkling 
chimes sounded half-past eleven. 

It was as much as I could endure to be thus slighted 
and triumphed over. 

* Contemptible creature I ' I exclaimed ; * you may 
think you've a fine voice, but, like a simpering school- 
girl, you can't sing till you're pressed I ' I had him 
there, surely I 

' Better that than having no voice at all, like some 

people, or using it when no one wants to hear it, like 

others.' I suppose he thought he had me there, the 

puppy I 

He went on chiming at intervals during the night, 

and of course my master had very little rest in conse- 
quence. 

The next day Charlie and Jim had a solemn con- 
fabulation as to the disposal of me. 

' It's no use wasting it, you know/ said Jim. * Pity 
you haven't got a young brother to pass it on 
to.' 

* Suppose you take it,' said the generous Charlie. 
' No, old man, I don't want it. I'm not so mad 

about tickers as you. But, I tell you what, 
Charlie, you might like Tom to have it. He's leaving, 
you know, and it would be a nice reminder of Randle- 
bury.' 



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' Just what I thought directly the new one came,' 
exclaimed Charlie, ' only then I remembered we had 
a row about this very watch three years ago, and I'm 
afraid he wouldn't like it.' 

' Try. Old Tom would be quite set up with a watch.' 

Charlie proceeded that same day in quest of Tom, 
whom he found packing up his books and chemicals 
in a large trunk. 

To him mv master exhibited his new treasure, 
greatly to Drift's delight. 

' Why, Charlie/ he said, ' I don't know much about 
watches, but I'm certain that's worth twenty pounds.' 

' No 1 ' exclaimed Charlie ; ' you don't mean that.' 

I Yes, I do ; but, for all that, I'll back your old 
turnip to keep as good time as it.' 

c It's always gone well, the old one. I'm glad you 
like it, Tom.' 

' I always liked it, you know/ 

' Why ? ' 

' Well, I've known it as long as I've known you, 
and if it hadn't been for it things might have been 
different.' 

' Yes, 5 said Charlie, ' it was the cause of all the row 

three years ago.' 

' And if it hadn't been for that row I should have 
gone to the bad long ago. That was a lucky row for 
me, Charlie, thanks to you/ 

' Don't say that, old man, because it's a cram/ 

I I say, Tom,' added Charlie nervously, coming to 

his point, ' will you do me a favour 1 ' 

' Anything in the world. What is it ? ' 

'Take my old watch. Tom. It's not worth much, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 115 

you know, but it may be useful, and it will help to 
remind you of old days. Will you, Tom ? ' 

Tom's lips quivered as he took me from Charlie's 

outstretched hand. 

' Old boy,' said he, ' I'd sooner have this than any- 
thing else in the world. Somehow I feel I can't go 
wrong as long as I have it.' 

Charlie was beyond measure delighted to find his 
present accepted with so little difficulty. 

' Oh, Tom/ he said, ' I am glad to think you'll have 
it, and I know you'll think of me when you use it.' 

1 Won't I ? ' said Tom. ' I say, Charlie, I wish you 
were coming to London with me.' 

4 So do I. Never mind, we'll often write, and you'll 
promise to let me know how you are getting on, won't 

you? ' 
* Yes.' 

' And you'll call and see my father pretty often, 
won't you ? ' 
' Yes.' 
' And you'll keep yourself free for a week's jaunt at 

Easter ? ' 

' Yes.' 

They had" much more talk that evening, which 
lasted till late. What they talked about it is not for 
me to repeat, and if it were it would probably not 
interest my reader. He would perhaps be disappointed 
to find that a considerable part of it related to a new 
suit of Tom's, just arrived from the tailor's, and that 
another part had reference to Tom's intention to pre- 
vail on his landlady in London to allow him to support 
a bull-dog puppy on her premises. These subjects, 



n6 THE ADVENTURES OF 

deeply interesting to the two friends, would not im- 
prove with repetition ; and neither would the rest 
of their talk, which was chiefly a going over of old 
times, and a laying of many a wondrous scheme for 
the future. Suffice it to say, on this last evening the 
two boys unbosomed themselves to one another, and 
if Tom Drift went off to bed in a sober and serious 
frame of mind, it was because he and Charlie both 
had thought and felt a great deal more than they had 
spoken during the interview. The packing went on 
at the same time as the talk, and then the two friends 
separated, only to meet once more on the morrow for 
a hurried farewell. 

' Let's have a last look at him/ said Charlie, as Tom 
was getting into the cab to go. 

Tom took me out and handed me to him. Long 
and tenderly my dear young master looked at me, 
then, patting me gently with his hand as if I were a 
child, he said, 

' Good-bye, and be good to Tom Drift ; do you 

hear % ' 

If a tick could express anything, ray reply at that 

moment must have satisfied him his parting wish 

would not be forgotten. Then returning me to my 

new master, he said, 

' Good-bye, old boy ; joy go with you. We'll hear 
of you at the head of your profession before Jim and 
I have left school.' 

' Not quite so soon,' replied Tom, laughing. 

Then came a last good-bye, and the cab drove off. 
As it turned the corner of the drive Tom leaned out 
of the window and held me out in his hand. 



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Long shall I remember that parting glimpse. He 
was standing on the steps with Jim waving his hands. 
The sun shone full on him, lighting up his bright face 
and curly head. I thought as I looked, ' Where could 
one find his equal ? '• — Sans peur et sans reproche — 
* matchless for gentleness, honesty, and courage,' and 
felt, as the vision faded from me, that I should never 
see another like him. And I never did. 

Little, however, did I dream in what strange way 
I was next to meet Charlie Newcome. 



n8 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER XI 



How Tom Drift made one start in London, and 

prepared to make another. 

THE two months that followed my departure 
from Bandlebury were melancholy and tedious. 

It was hard for me, after the boisterous surround- 
ings of a public school, to settle down to the heavy 
monotony of a dull lodging in a back street of Lon- 
don ; and it was harder still, after being the pride 
and favourite of a boy like Charlie Newcome, to find 
myself the property of Tom Drift. 

Not that Tom used me badly at first. He wound 
me up regularly, and for the sake of his absent friend 
honoured me with a considerable share of his affection. 
Indeed, for the first week or so he was quite gushing, 
scarcely letting me out of hi3 sight, and sometimes 
even dropping a tear over me. And I, remembering 
Charlie's last words, ' Be good to Tom Drift/ felt glad 
to be able to remind my new master of old times, and 
keep fresh the hopes and resolutions with which 
Charlie had done so much to inspire him. But Tom 
Drift, I could not help feeling, was not a safe man. 
There was something lacking in him, and that some- 



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thing was ballast. No one, perhaps, ever had a greater 
theoretical desire to be all that was right and good, 
but that was not in itself enough. 

In quiet, easy times, and with a guiding friend to 
help him, Tom Drift did well enough ; but left to 
himself amid currents and storms he could hardly 
fail to come to grief, as we shall presently see. 

For the first two months he stuck hard to his work 
he was regular at lectures, and attentive when there ; 
he spent his spare time well in study bearing upon 
the profession for which he was preparing ; he wrote 
and heard once a week from Charlie ; he kept clear 
of the more rackety of his fellow-students ; he spent 
his Sundays at Mr. Newcome's house, and he took 
plenty of healthy exercise both for body and mind. 

With many examples about him of industry and 

success he determined to make the most of his time 
as a student, and spoke of the life and sphere of a 
country doctor, for which he was training, with the 
enthusiasm of one whose heart is in his work. 

1 The more I think of it/ he once wrote to his mother, 
who was residing abroad for her health, ' the 
more I take to it. A good doctor is the best-liked 
man in his parish. Everybody comes to him in their 
trouble. He gets into the best society, and yet makes 
himself loved by the poorest. In four or five years at 
least I ought to get through mj course here, and then 
there is nothing to prevent my settling down at once. 
By that time I hope you'll be well enough to come 
and keep house for me, for all country doctors, you 
know, are bachelors/ and so on. 

All this was very well, and, as one of Tom's friends, 



f2o THE ADVENTURES OF 

I rejoiced to see him thus setting himself in earnest 
to the duties of his calling. But I rejoiced with 
trembling. Although he kept clear, for the most part, 
of his fellow-students, choosing his friends charily and 
shyly, I could yet see that he had no objection to 
contemplate from a distance the humours and festivi- 
ties of his more high-spirited companions. He was 
not one of those impulsive fellows who shut their eyes 
and take a header into the midst of a new good- 
fellowship, only to discover too late their error, and 
repent their rashness at leisure. 

No, Tom had his eyes open. He saw the evil as 
well as the good, and, alas for him, having seen it, he 

locked still ! 

The students of St. Elizabeth's Hospital were not 
on the whole a bad set. On Tom's arrival in London, 
however, he had the firm impression in his mind that 
all medical students were bad characters, and this 
foolish notion did him much harm. If two or three 
of them were to go oil for a spree, his imagination 
would at once picture them in scenes and places such 
as no respectable man would like to frequent, whereas, 
if the truth were known, these misjudged young men 
had committed no greater crime than that of taking 
a boat up the river, or a drive in a dog-cart. If a 
group of them should be seen by him laughing and 
talking, he instinctively concluded their topic must be 
ribaldry, whereas they would perhaps be only joking 
at the expense of some eccentric professor, or else 
charring one of their own number. And so it hap- 
pened that Tom failed in time to distinguish between 
the really bad and such as he only imagined to be 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 121 

bad; and from his habit of looking on at them and 
their doings from a studied distance, their presence 
began gradually and insensibly to exercise a very 
considerable influence over his mind. 

* After all,' he would sometimes say to himself, 
* these fellows get on. They pass their exams, they 
pay their bills, they gain the confidence of their pro- 
fessors, and at the same time they manage to enjoy 
themselves. Perhaps I am a fool to take so much 
pains about the first three of these things, and to 
deny myself the fourth. Perhaps, after all, these 
fellows are not so bad as I have fancied, or perhaps 
I am prudish.' 

And then the silly fellow, having once inclined to 
admit there was something to be said for medical 
students, and having before considered all bad alike, 
became tolerant all round, more particularly of the 
really bad set, who appeared to him to enjoy them- 
selves the most. 

As his companions became more attractive to him, 
his work became less interesting. 

' Why should I grind and plod here/ he said, ( while 
every one else is enjoying himself ? If young Charlie 
were here, I'm pretty sure he'd be in for some of their 
sprees, and laugh at me for wearing my eyes out as 
I'm doing/ 

And then he leaned back in Ins chair and took to 
wondering what the six fellows who started that 
afternoon for Richmond were doing. Smashing the 
windows of the * Star and Garter,' perhaps, or fightin' 






the bargees on the river, or capturing a four-in-hand 
drag, or disporting themselves in some such genial 




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and truly English manner. And as Tom conjured up 
the picture he half envied them their sport. 

So he gradually became restless and discontented. 
The days were weary and the evenings intolerably 
dull. The visits to Mr. Newcome were of course 
pleasant enough, but it was slow being cooped up 
an entire Sunday with two old people. On the whole, 
life in London was becoming stupid. 

One of the first symptoms of his altered frame of 
mind was the occasional neglect of his regular letter 
to Charlie. That ever-faithful young man wrote as 
punctually as clockwork. Every Thursday morning 
a letter lay on Tom's plate at breakfast-time, addressed 
in the well-known hand, and bearing the Randlebury 
post-mark. And jolly lively letters they were. 

I remembered one of them well. It came after two 
weeks' omission on Tom's part, and ran thus : 



1 Dear Tom, — A pretty fellow you are to corre- 
spond with 1 Here am I, piping to you with all my 
might, but I can't get you to dance. I know what 
you'll tell me, you old humbug — " awfully hard grind " 
* exam coming on " — " lectures day and night," and 
rubbish like that. All very well, but look here, Thomas, 
don't fancy that your diligence in cutting off legs and 
arms can be an excuse for cutting yours truly in this 
heartless manner. Not having a letter of yours to 
answer, I don't know how I shall scrape up material 
enough for a yarn. There was a big football-match 
on Saturday, and Jim and I were in it. You should 
have seen me turning somersaults, and butting my 
head into the fellows' stomachs. Jim and I got 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 123 

shoulder to shoulder once in the game. You know 
old Howe ? Well, he was running with the ball to- 
wards our goal, and Jim and I were in front of him. 
I was nearest, and charged, and over I went like a 
ninepin ; then Jim was on him, and over he went too. 
However, I was up again in time to jump on Howe's 
baok ; but he shook me off on to the ground on my 
nose. Then Jim, having recovered, took his fling, 
and a rare fling it was, for Howe dodged him just as 
he was at the top of a kangaroo leap, and left him 
looking very foolish in a sitting posture on the ground. 
However, in dodging, Howe had allowed me time to 
extricate my nose from the earth and make my third 
attempt. This time was more successful, for I got 
my hands round the ball ; but I shouldn't have kept 
them there if Jim hadn't taken the opportunity of 
executing another astounding buck-jump, which 
landed him safe on his man's shoulders, where he 
stuck like a scared cat on the back of a somnambu- 
list. So between us we brought our quarry to earth 
and gained no end of applause. Wasn't it prime ? 
That's about all the news here, except that Wil- 
loughby is going to Trinity at Midsummer, and that 
Salter is laid up from tho effects of an explosion of 
crackers in his trousers pockets. 

' I've taken a turn at reading hard, which may 
astonish you. The doctor told me, if I really thought 
of some da} 7 arraying my manly form in a scarlet 
jacket and wearing a sword, 1 ought to put it on 
with my mathematics, which are not my forte, you 
know. So now I'm drawing circles and triangles at 
every available moment, and my logarithm tables arc 



124 THE ADVENTURES OF 

thumbed almost to death. Don't imagine you're the 

only burner of midnight oil. 

g I had a letter from home to-day. They were 

saying they hadn't seen you lately. I hope you'll go 

up when you can ; it would be a charity to the dear 

old folk ; besides, they are very fond of you — queer 

taste ! How's the ticker ? Give it a cuff from me 

for not reminding you to write the last two weeks. 

The repeater goes on all serene. It has already 

gained some notoriety, as I was publicly requested, 

before the whole Fifth, the other day, to abstain from 

evoking its musical talents in the course of the Latin 

prose lesson. Now I must shut up. Seriously, old 

man, don't overwork yourself, and don't bother to 

write unless you've time ; but you know how welcome 

your letters are to 

1 Your affectionate chum, 

' C. N/ 



Of course Tom sat down and answered this letter 
at once, much reproaching himself for his past neglect. 
With the vision of Charlie before his eyes, and with 
the sound of his voice again in his ears, all his old 
resolutions and impulses returned that morning. He 
worked hard, and flung the trashy novel, over which 
he had been wasting his time the day before, into the 
fixe ; he went off to lectures with something like his 
old eagerness, and discharged his duties in the wards 
with interest and thoroughness ; he refused to allow 
his mind to be distracted by the proceedings of his 
fellow-students, and he resolved to spend that very 
evening at Mr. Newcome's. 



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Tom Drift would probably have laughed at the 
idea that this sudden change was due entirely to 
Charlie's letter. To him it seemed like a spontaneous 
reassertion of its natural self by his mind, and a 
matter for such self-congratulation and satisfaction, 
that it at once covered the multitude of past omissions. 
Indeed, Tom felt very virtuous as he returned that 
afternoon to his lodgings ; and so felt no need to look 
away from self to Him who alone can keep us from 
falling. 



mi 



the idea of Ma getting up mathematics in his spare 

time. 

1 He's not the sort of fellow to stick to work of that 
sort,' said Tom to himself, secretly comparing his own 
remarkable powers of application with those of his 
Randlebury friend. 

Then he sat down, and more than ever admiring 
and wondering at his own greediness for hard work, 
read till it was time to start for Mr. Newcome's. 

It was a good long way, but being a fine evening, 
Tom determined to walk. He felt that after his work 
the fresh air would do him good, and besides, as he 
was in plenty of time, he could indulge himself in 
that very cheap and harmless luxury, an inspection of 
the shop windows as he went along. He therefore 
selected a longer and more crowded route than per- 
haps he need have done, and certainly, as far as 
the shops went, was rewarded for his pains. 

However, Tom seemed to me to have as much 
interest in watching the people who passed to and 
fro as in the shops. He amused himself by wonder- 



TT 



126 THE ADVENTURES OF 

ing where this one was going and what that one was 
doing. With his usual tendency, he chose to imagine 
they were all bent on mischief or folly, and because 
they happened to be in a certain street, and because 
in that street he had frequently heard some of his 
fellow-students speak of a low theatre, he jumped to 
the conclusion that every one ho saw was bound for 
this place. Something impelled him to go himself 
and take an exterior survey of this mysterious and 
rnuch-spokcn-of building. He found it ; and, as he 
expected, he found people thronging in, though not 
in the numbers he had anticipated. He stood and 
watched them for some time, and wondered what 
they were going to see. 

He went up and read the playbill. He read the 
name of the play, the titles of its acts, and the names 

of its actors. He wondered if the man who just then 
drove up in a hansom was one of the heroes of the 
piece, or whether he was one of the performers in 
the farce announced to follow the play. Still the 
people streamed in. There was no one he knew, 
and no one knew him. 

' Strange/ thought he, * there are so many places in 
London where one could go and no one ever know it. 1 

He wished he could see what the place was like 
inside ; it must surely be crowded by this time. 

Thus he dawdled for some time ; then with a sigh 
and an effort he tore himself away and walked quickly 
on to the Newcomes' house. Their welcome was most 
cordial. 

* We were afraid/ said Mr. Newcome, c you had 
quite deserted us. Come in, it is pleasant to see you, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 127 

We had a letter from Charlie only to-day, telling us 

to see you did not overwork yourself, and to make 

you come up here whether you would or not. Of 

course we could hardly follow such instructions 
literally.' 

Tom spent a pleasant evening with the two good 
people. 

He always had found Mr. Newcome a clever and 
very entertaining man — a man whom one feels all the 
better for talking to, and who naturally sets every 
guest in his house at ease. They talked much about 
Charlie and his prospects. They even consulted Tom 
as to the wisdom of yielding to the boy's desire for a 
military career, and Tom strongly supported the idea. 

Then Tom's own prospects were canvassed and 
highly approved of by both Mr, and Mrs. Newcome. 
Tom already pictured himself settled down in his 
country practice, enjoying himself, doing good to 
others, and laying by a comfortable competency for 
future years. On the whole, he felt, as he quitted the 
hospitable roof of his genial friends, that he had 
rarely spent a more pleasant or profitable evening. 

People were thronging out of the theatre as he 
returned, and he could not resist the desire to stand 
and watch them for a little. Ho wondered what they 
had seen, and whether those he saw had waited for 
the ' farce,' or was that still going on 1 — and he won- 
dered if any people ever went into a theatre at so late 
an hour as eleven. 

Ah, Tom ! he did not go in that night, or the next, 
but he was getting himself ready for the first step. 

Reader, do not mistake Tom's weakness and folly. 



128 THE ADVENTURES OF 

He was not trying to persuade himself this place was 
a good one for him to enter ; he was not thought- 
lessly going in to discover too late that he had better 
have stayed out. No, Tom — rightly or wrongly — had 
made up his own mind that this theatre was a bad 
place, and yet he had a desire to enter in 1 



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CHAPTER XII 



T 



How Tom Drift begins to go downhill, 

IME went on. and Tom Drift advanced inch by 
inch nearer the brink. He slipped, not with- 
out many an effort to recover himself, many a pang of 
self-reproach, many a vague hope of deliverance. 

' Be good to Tom Drift ! ' wag ever ringing in my 

ears. But what could I do ? He often neglected me 
for days. All I could do was to watch and tremble 
for what was coming. 

You who are so ready to call Tom & fool, and hug 
yourselves that you have more strength of character 
and resolution than he had, try to realize what were 
his perils and what were his temptations at that time, 
before you pass judgment. 

The dulness of those lodgings in Grime Street was 
often almost unbearable. When his work was done, 
and Tom looked out of the window and saw nothing 
but carts and cabs and tradesmen, and the dismal 
houses opposite, what wonder if ho sometimes felt 
miserable ? When < he heard nothing but pattering 
footsteps down the pavement, the rumble of wheels 
and the street cries under his window, what wonder if 



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he felt lonely and friendless ? No footsteps stopped 
at his door, no friendly face lightened his dull study, 
no cheery laughter brought music to his life. What 
wonder, I say, if he moped and felt discontented ? 
What wonder if his thoughts wandered to scenes and 
places that contrasted forcibly with his dead-alive 
occupation ? What wonder if he hankered after a 
' little excitement/ to break the monotony of lectures, 
hard reading, and stupid evenings ? 

' Ah/ I hear you say, ' there are plenty of things 
he might have done. It was his own fault if he was 
dull in London. I would have gone to the museums, 
the libraries, the concerts, the parks, the river, the 
picture galleries,, and other harmless and delightful 
places of amusement. Why, I could not be dull in 
London if I tried. Tom Drift was an idiot/ 

My dear friend, what a pity Tom Drift had not the 
advantage of your acquaintance when he was in 
London 1 But he had not. He had no friends, as I 
have said, except the Newcomes, whom he only 
visited occasionally, and as a matter chiefly of duty, 
and his anxiety to keep right at first had led him to 
reject and fight shy of friendships with his fellow- 
Btudents. Doubtless it was his own fault to a large 
extent that he allowed himself to get into this dull, 
dissatisfied condition. If he had had a healthy mind 
like you, friend, it would not have happened. But 
instead of utterly scouting him as an idiot, rather 
thank God you have been spared all his weaknesses and 
all his temptations. 

Was Tom never to learn that there was a way 
' The Way, the Truth, and the Life ' — better than any 



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he had yet tried, which would lead him straight 
through the tangled mazes of his London life ? Was 
he never to discover that Friend, truer than all earthly 
friends, at Whose side he might brave each trial and 
overcome each temptation ? 

Poor Tom ! he walked in a way of his own, and 
trusted in no one better than himself ; and that was 
why he fell- 
As I have said, he did not fall without an effort. I 
have known him one day buy a bad, trashy book, and 
the same evening, in a fit of repentance — for God's 
Spirit wonderfully strives with men— take and burn 
it to ashes in his grate. But I have also known him 
to buy the same book again the next day. I have 
known him to walk a mile out of his way to avoid a 
place of temptation ; and yet, before his walk was 
done, find himself, after all, under the glare of its 
lamps. The moth hovers in wide circles round the 
candle before it ventures its wings in the flame. And 
so it was with Tom ; but the catastrophe came at lasti 

One evening about three weeks before the time 
fixed for the Easter trip with Charlie, Tom felt in- 
tolerably dull. He had been neglecting his work 
during several days for novels of the lowest and most 
sensational type. Over these he had dawdled till his 
brain had become muddled with their unreal incidents 
and impure suggestions, and now that they were done 
he felt fit for nothing. He could not settle down to 
work, he had no friends to turn to, and so he put his 
hat on his head and sallied out into the streets to 
seek there the variety he could not find indoors. 
As usual, his steps led him to the low theatre about 



132 THE ADVENTURES OF 

which he was so curious, and of which he heard so 
much from his fellow-students. It was half-past 
seven, and people were beginning to crowd round the 
door, waiting for it to open. Tom, standing on the 
other side of the pavement, watched them with a 
painful fascination. 

' Shall I go for once ? ' he asked himself. Then he 
strolled up to the playbill and read it. 

As he was doing so some one slapped him on the 
shoulder, and, turning quickly round, he found himself 
face to face with his old acquaintance Gus Burke and 
another youth. 

Gus, who was still small of stature, though fully 
nineteen years of age, was arrayed in the height of the 
fashion. As Tom regarded him he felt his own coat 
become more shabby and his hat older, and he wished 
he had brought his dogskin gloves and cane. Gus 
was smoking, too, a cigarette, and very distinguished 
and gentlemanly Tom thought it looked. He felt, as 
he regarded his brilliant and unexpected acquaintance, 
that he was rather glad those people who were standing 
at the theatre door should see him accosted in so 
familiar a way by such a hero. And Gus's friend was 
no less imposing — more so, indeed, for he wore an 
eyeglass. 

Tom was so astonished at this unexpected meetin. 
that he had noticed all this long before he found words 
to return his old schoolfellow's salutation. 

Gus, however, relieved him of his embarrassment. 

' Tom Drift, upon my honour ! How are you, old 
horse, and how's your mother ? Who'd have thought 
of running up against you like this ? ' 



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Tom tried to look as much at his ease as he could 
as he replied, 

' Why, Gus, old man, where did you spring from ? 
I didn't know'you were in London.' 

' Ain't I, though I ' replied Gus, tapping the end of 
his cigarette on his cane. ' But what are you up to, 
Tom ? — you're not going in here, are you ? ' pointing 
over his shoulder to the theatre. 

' Well, no,' said Tom ; ' that is,' added he, with as 
much of a swagger as he could assume on the spur of 
the moment, ' I had been half thinking of just seeing 
what it was like. Some of our fellows, you know, 
fancy the place.' 

How suddenly and easily he was, under the eyes of 
these two ' swells,' casting off the few slender cords 
that still held him moored to the shore. 

' Oh, don't go in there,' said Gus, with a look of 
disgust ; * it's the slowest place in London — nothing on 
but that old fool Shakespeare's plays, or somebody's 
equally stupid. You come along with us, Tom, we'll 
take you to a place where you'll get your money's 
worth and no mistake. Won't we, Jack ? ' 

The youth appealed to as Jack answered with a 
most affected drawl, and with an effort which appeared 
to cause him no little fatigue, ' Wathah.' 

1 Come along,' said Gus, lighting a fresh cigarette. 

Tom was uncomfortable. He would not for worlds 
seem unwilling to go, and yet he wished he could get 
out of it somehow. 

' Very kind of you,' he said, ' I'd like it awfully ; 
but I must get back to do some work, you know, I've 
an exam coming on. It's an awful nuisance ! ' 



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' Why, I thought you were going in here, in any 
case ! ' said Gus. 

' Ah — well — yes, so I was, just for a little, to see 
what sort of affair it was ; but I meant to be home by 
nine . ' 

' Well, just have a squint in at our place ; and if 
you must go, you must. Come along, old man ; cut 
work for one evening, can't you ? You've become an 
awfully reformed character all of a sudden ; you 
usen't to be so hot on your books.' 

Tom had no ambition before these two to figure in 
the light of a reformed character, and he therefore 
abandoned further protest, and proceeded to accom- 
pany Gus and his friend down the street. 

8 Have a weed ? ' asked Gus. 

1 Thanks, I hardly ever smoke,' said Tom. 

'They're very mild/ said Gus, with a sneer. 

Tom took the proffered cigar without another word, 
and did his best first to light and then to smoke it as 
if he were an experienced smoker. 

1 Who's your fwend ? ' inquired Gus's languid 

acquaintance. 

* By the way,' said that young man, f I've never 

introduced you two. Mortimer, allow me to introduce 
you to my friend Tom Drift.' 

Mr. Mortimer gave a nod which Tom felt he 
would like greatly to have at his command, there 
was something so very knowing and familiar about 

it. 

( It was Tom got up that little race party I was 
telling you of, Jack, you know. He's a regular 
eporting card. By the way, what's become of that 



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little mooney-face prig we took with us that day ; eh, 
Tom ? ' 

Tom was out in midstream now, floating fast out 
to sea. 

' Who — oh, young Newcome ? ' said he ; ' he's still 
at Randlebury.' 

' Young puppy I You never knew such a spree as 
that was, Jack/ said Gus ; and then he launched 
forth into a highly-spiced account of the eventful 
expedition to Gurley races, contriving to represent 
Tom as the hero of the day, greatly to that youth's 
discomfort and confusion, and no less to the amuse- 
ment of Mr. Mortimer. 

' Here we are at last,' said Gus, as the trio arrived 
at a gorgeously illuminated and decorated restaurant. 

Tom's heart sunk within him. More than ever did 
he wish himself back in his dull lodgings, never again 
to set foot abroad, if only he could have got out of 
this fix. But there was no drawing back. 

' Shall we go in yet, or knock the balls about for a 
bit ? ' said Gus. * This fellow Tom's a regular swell 
at billiards. Do you remember thrashing me last 
time we met, Tom — the summer after I'd left Randle- 
bury ? ' 

Tom could not deny he had beaten Gus on the 
occasion referred to, and felt it was useless for him to 
protest — what was the case — that he was only a very 
indifferent player. He agreed to the idea of a game, 
however, as he hoped he might at its close be able to 
make his escape without accompanying his two com- 
panions to the music-hall attached to the restaurant, 
and which he already knew by reputation as one of 



136 THE ADVENTURES OF 

the lowest entertainments in London. ' You two 
play/ said Gus, ' and I'll mark. You'll have to give 
Jaok points, Tom, you know, you're such a dab.' 

It was vain for Tom to disclaim the distinction, 
and the game began. 

" Hold hard ! ' said Gus, after the first stroke ; * what 
are you playing for ? ' 

' Weally, I don't know ; thillingth, I thuppothe,' 
lisped Mr. Mortimer. 

' All serene I Go on.' 

And they went on, and Mr. Mortimer made no end 
of misses, so that, in spite of the points he had re- 
ceived, Tom beat him easily. In the two games 
which followed the same success attended him, and 
he won all the stakes. 

' Didn't I tell you he was a swell ? ' said Gus. ' Upon 
my word, Tom, I don't know how you do it I ' 

' It's just the sort of table I like to play on,' said 
Tom, elated with his success, and unwilling to own 
that half his lucky shots had been ' flukes.' 

' I tell you what, 1 said Gus ; ' you owe me my 
revenge, you know, from last time. I'll play you to- 
morrow for half-crowns, if you'll give me the same 
points as you did to Jack.' 

Tom was fast nearing the breakers now. He had 
nothing for it but to accept the challenge, and the 
table was consequently engaged for the nest evening. 

' I must be oil now, you fellows I ' he said. 

' Nonsense i Why, you haven't yet seen the fun 
below. You must stay for that.' 

' I wish I could,' faltered Tom ; ' but I really must 
do some reading to-night.' 



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* So you can ; the thing only lasts an hour, and 
you're not obliged to go to bed at eleven, are you ? ' 

Still Tom hesitated. 

' You don't mean to say you are squeamish about 
it 1 ' said Gus, in astonishment. ' I could fancy that 
young friend of your mother's turning up his eyes at 
it, but a fellow like you wouldn't be so particular, I 
reckon ; eh, Jack ? ' 

And Mr. John Mortimer, thus appealed to, la 
an amused laugh at the bare notion. 

That laugh and the term, ' a fellow like you,' 
destroyed the last of Tom's wavering objections, and 
he yielded. 



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CHAPTER XIII 



How Tom Drift, still going downhill, met my 



old master. 



w 

him. 



HEN Tom reached his lodgings that night he 
found a jubilant letter from Charlie awaiting 



* Jusb fancy/ he said, 'it's only three weeks more, 
old man, and then to Jericho with books, and test- 
tubes, and anatomy ! I'll drag you out of your study 
by the scruff of your neck, see if I don't ; I'll clap a 
knapsack on your back, and haul you by sheer force 
down into Kent. There you shall snuff the ozone, 
and hold your hat on your head with both hands on 
the cliff top. I'll hound you through old castles, and 
worry you up hills. If I catch so much as a leaflet 
on chemistry in your hands, I'll tear it up and send 
it flying after the sea-gulls. In short, I shouldn't liks 
to say what I won't do, I'm so wild at the prospect of 
a week with you. Of course, the dear old people 
growl at me for leaving them in the lurch ; but they 
are glad for us to get the blow ; indeed, my pater 
insists on paying the piper, which is handsome of 
him. I expect I shall get a day in London on my 



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way, either going or returning ; and if you' can put 
me up at your diggings for the night, we'll have a 
jolly evening, and you can show me all your haunts.' 

Tom gasped as he got so far ; and well he might. 

1 I'll tell you all the news when I come. I suppose, 
by your not writing, you are saving yours up for me. 
Ta, ta, old hoy, and au revoir in twenty-one days ! 
Hurrah ! Yours ever, — C.N.' 

Tom, in his misery, crushed the letter up in his 
ringers and flung it from him. If a passing pang shot 
through his breast, it was followed almost instantly by 
other feelings of vexation and shame. One moment 
he was ready to sink to the floor in a passion of peni- 
tence and remorse — the next, he was ready to resent 

Charlie's influence over him even at a distance, and 
to sneer, as Gus and his friend had done, at the boy's 
expense. His brain was too muddled with the ex- 
citement and the strange emotions of that evening to 
reason with himself ; his head ached, and his mind 
was poisoned. 

* What right has the fellow always to be following 
me up in this way ? ' he asked. ' I'm a fool to stand 
it. Why can't I do as I choose without his pulling a 
long face ? ' 

Thus Tom questioned, and thus he proved that it 
w y as Charlie's influence more than his letter that 
worried him ; for w r hat had the latter said, either in 
the way of exhortation or reproof 1 

Then he threw himself on the bed, and lay with 
the wild memory of the evening crowding on his 



140 THE ADVENTURES OF 

feverish mind. He rose, and, lighting a candle, 
endeavoured to read ; but even his novel was flat and 
stupid, and in the midst of it he fell asleep, to dream 
of Gus and his friend all night long. Long ere he 
awoke my senses had left me, for he had neglected to 
wind me up. Next morning he went to lectures as 
usual. To his fellow-students he appeared the same 
shy, quiet youth he had always seemed ; to Mr. 
Newcome, whom he met in the street, he appeared 
still as Charlie's chosen and dear friend, ready for 
his holiday and rejoicing in the prospect of the 
coming meeting; to his professors he appeared still 
the same steady, hard-working student, bent on 
making his way in his profession. But to himself, 
alas ! how altered, how degraded he appeared I 

In the midst of his duties his thoughts ran con- 
tinually — now back to the strange experience of last 
evening, now forward to the doubtful events of this. 
The recollection of the past had lost a good deal of 
its repulsiveness after twelve hours' interval, and 
although he still felt it to be low and harmful, he yet 
secretly encouraged his curiosity to revisit the place 
of his temptation. 

' After all, it did me no harm,' said he to himself ; 
* it's not interfered with my work, or made me feel 
worse than before. What harm in going again to- 
night ? When Charlie comes, and we get away from 
town, I shall easily be able to break it off ; and 
besides, Charlie's sure to help to put me square ; he 
always does. Yes ; I think 111 just go and see what's 
on there to-night ; it can't be worse than it was. 
Besides,' thought he, glad to seize on any straw of 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 141 

excuse, ' I'm bound in honour to play Gus a return 
match ; it would be ungentlemanly to back out of 
that.' 

But why sicken you, dear reader, and myself, with 
recapitulating the sad workings of this poor fellow's 
mind ? The more he tried to convince himself he 
was doing only a slight wrong, the more his conscience 
cried out he was running to his ruin. But he stopped 
his ears and shut his eyes, and blindly dared his fate. 

He went that evening to the music-hall. He met 
Gus and Mortimer, and two other friends. He had 
taken care to get himself up in a nearer approach to 
his companions' style. He bought some cigars of his 
own on the way, and offered them with a less awkward 
swagger than he had been able to assume the night 
before. He found himself able to nod familiarly to 

the barmaid, and fancied that even Mortimer must 
have approved of the way in which he ordered about 
the billiard-marker. 

In the match rith Gus for half-crowns he lost, 
though only narrowly — so narrowly that he was not 
content, without a further trial of skill, to own himself 
beaten, and therefore challenged his adversary to a 
second meeting the next evening. Then he watched 
the others play, and betted with Mortimer on the 
result — and alas 1 for him, he won. 

It was Tom himself who said, at nine o'clock, — 

' And now, suppose we see what's going on below.' 

It was the same stupid, disgusting spectacle, but to 

Tom it seemed less repulsive than he had found it the 

night before. True, he at times felt a return of the 

old feeling of shame ; the blush would occasionally 






142 THE ADVENTURES OF 

suffuse his face ; but 6uch fits were rare, and he was 
able to carry them oil more easily with joke and 
laughter. 

' Jack/ Baid Gus in a whisper to Mortimer, as Tom, 
after accepting a very broad hint to treat the party to 
spirits, was turning to go, ' that fellow will be a credit 
to you and me. Did you see how he smacked his 

lips over the play, and yet all the while wanted to 
make us think he saw that sort of thing every day of 

his life, eh ? He's a promising chap, eh, Jack ? ' 

' Wathah/ replied Jack, laughin 

Meanwhile Tom, glad enough to get out into the 
pure air, though in not so desperate a case as the 
night before, shouldered his way among the loitering 
ompany towards the door. He was just emerging 
into the street, when the sound of voices arrested 

him. 

'That's one of our men, isn't it?' said one. 

' Why, so it is ; I fancied he was anything but a 
festive blade. Yes ; and upon my word he's half 
seas over ! ' 

Tom had no difficulty in discovering that these 
hurried words had reference to him, and turning in- 
stinctively towards the voices, he found himself face 
to face with two, reputedly, of the wildest of his 
fellow-students. 

Gladly would he have avoided them ; gladly would 
he have shrunk back and lost himself in the crowd, 
but it was too late now ; he stood discovered. 

' How are you ? ' cried one of the two, as he passed ; 
' isn't your name Drift ? ' 

Tom stared as if he would have denied his name ; 



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but the next moment he put on his lately acquired 
swagger, and said, ' Yes.' 

* Ah I I thought so ; one of the St. Elizabeth men. 
Hullo 1 he's in a hurry, though/ added he, as Tom 
made a dive forward and strode rapidly down the 
street. 

It was but a step deeper. Well he knew that by 
to-morrow every one of his fellow-students would 
know of him as a frequenter of that wretched place. 
Well he knew that, as far as they were concerned, 
the mask of shyness and reticence under which he 
had sheltered in their midst was for ever pulled away. 
* One of us/ indeed I So truly the very worst of them 
might now speak and think of him. Oh, if he had 
but considered in time ; if he had but stemmed this 
flood at its source ! But it was too late now. 

And he strode home reckless and hardened. 

The next day, as he expected, every one seemed to 
know of his visits to the music-hall. The two who 
had seen him accosted him with every show of friend- 
ship and intelligence. He was appealed to in the 
presence of nearly a dozen of his fellow-students as 
to the name of one of the low songs there given ; ho 
was asked if he was going to be there to-night, and 
he was invited to join this party and that in similar 
expeditions to similar places. And to all these 
questions and greetings he was constrained to reply 
in keeping with his assumed character of a gay spark. 
How sick, how vile he felt ; yet in that one day how 
hardened and desperate he became ! 

It was not in Tom Drift to cry ' I have sinned ! 
I will return ! ' No, once loose from his moorings, 



144 THE ADVENTURES OF 

he let himself float down the stream, watching the 
receding banks in mute despair, raising no shout for 
succour, venturing no plunge for safety. 

You, who by this time have given him up, disgusted 
at his weakness, his vanity, his low instincts, his 
cowardliness — who say let him wallow in the mire he 
has prepared for himself, who know so glibly what 
you would have done, what you would have said, 
what you would have felt, remember once more that 
Tom Drift was not such as you ; and unfortunately 
did not know you. He was not gifted with your 
heroic resolution or your all-penetrating wisdom. He 
was an ordinary sinful being of flesh and blood, rely- 
ing only on his own poor strength ; and therefore, 
reader, try to realize all he went through before you 
fling your stone. 

The toils were closing round him fast. His will 
had been the first to suffer, his conscience next. Then 
with a rush had gone honour, temperance, and purity ; 
and now finally the flimsy rag, his good name, had 
been torn from him, and he stood revealed a prodigal 
and a hypocrite. 

Even yet, however, help might have been forth- 
coming. 

' I say, you fellow/ said one of his fellow-students 
this same day, ' I've never spoken to you before, and 
perhaps shall never do so again ; but don't be a 

fool ! ' 

1 What do you mean ? ' said Tom sharply. 

' Only this, and I can't help it if you are angry, 
keep clear of these new friends of yours, and still 
more, keep clear of the places they visit. If you've 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 145 

been led in once, rather cut off your right hand thai 
be led in again, that's all I ' 

What spirit of infatuation possessed Tom Drift, 
that he did not spring for very life at the proffered 
help, that he did not besiege this friend, however blunt 
and outspoken, and compel his timely aid ? Alas, for 
his blindness and folly I 

Scowling round at the speaker, he muttered an oath, 
and said, ' What on earth concern is it of yours who my 
friends are and where I go ? Mind your own business/ 

And so, thrusting rudely away the hand that might, 
by God's grace, have saved him, he swept farther and 
farther out towards the dark waters. 

One final and great hope was still reserved for him, 
and that was Charlie's visit. But to Tom that prospect 
was becoming day by day mere distasteful. As the 
days wore on, and Tom sunk deeper and deeper into 
the snare prepared for him, the thought of a week in 
the society of one so upright and pure as Charlie 
became positively odious. The eifort to conceal his 
new condition would bo almost impossible, and yet to 
admit it to him would be, he felt, to shatter for ever 
the only friendship he really prized. He racked his 
brain for expedients and excuses to avert the visit, 
but without avail. If he pleaded illness Charlie would 
be the first to rush to his bedside ; if he pleaded hard 
work Charlie would insist on sharing it, or improvin 
its few intervals of rest ; if he pleaded disinclination 
Charlie would devise a hundred other plans to please 
him. In short, Charlie's visit was inevitable, and as 
he looked forward to it he writhed in misgiving and 
anxiety 



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146 THE ADVENTURES OF 

His visits to the music-hall were meanwhile con- 
tinuing, and his circle of acquaintance at that evil 
haunt enlarging. He was duly installed as one of 
the ' fast set ' at St. Elizabeth's, and under its auspices 
had already made his debut at other scenes and places 
than that of his first transgression. He was known 
by sight to a score of billiard-markers, potmen, black- 
legs, and lower diameters still, and was on nodding 
terms with fully half of them. He had lost consider- 
ably more than he had gained at billiards, and was 
still further emptying his purse at cards. Quick work 
for a few w r eeks I So quickly and fatally, alas 1 "Will 
the infection, once admitted, spread, especially in a 
patient whose moral constitution has undergone so 
long a course of slow preparation as Tom's had. 

The day came at last. Tom had carefully hidden 

•>vay his worst books and his spirits ; he had bathed 
his face half a dozen times, to remove the traces of last 
night's intemperance • he had gathered together from 
the corners where they had for so long lain neglected 
the books and relics of his Randlebury days, and 
restored them to their old places ; ho had brightened 
me up, and he had taken pains to purify his room 
from the smell of rank tobacco ; and then lie sauntered 
down to the station. 

How my heart beat as the train came into the 
platform ! His head was out of the window, and his 
hand was waving to us a hundred yards off ; and the 
next minute he had burst from the carriage, and 
seized Tom by the hands. 

' How are you, old Tom ? I thought we'd never 
get here ; how glad I am to set eyes on you ! Isn't 






A THREE GUINEA WATCH 147 

this a spree ? ' And not waiting for Tom's answer he 
hauled his traps out of the carriage in a transport of 
delight. 

Still the same jovial, honest, fine-hearted boy. 

1 Hi ! here 1 some of you/ he shouted to a porter, 
1 look after these things, will you, and get us a cab. I 
tell you what, Tom, you've got to come up home with me 
first, and we can have dinner there ; then I'll come on 
to your den, and we can pack our knapsacks and sleep, 
and then start by the five train to-morrow morning.' 

Thus he bustled, and thus he brought back the old 
times on poor Tom Drift. Without the heart to speak, 
he helped his friend to collect Ms luggage, and when 
they were fairly started in the cab he even smiled 
feebly in reply to the boy's sallies. 

' Tom, you rascal, didn't I tell you you weren't to 

knock yourself up, eh ? Why can't you do what 
you're told ? Why, I declare you're as thin as a 
hurdle, and as black under the eyes as if you had 
been fighting with a collier. You ought to be ashamed 
of yourself ! Look at me ; do all I can I can't get up 
an interesting pallor like you, and I've fretted enough 
over those conic sections {comic. sections Jim always 
calls them). Never mind 1 Wait till I get you down 
to the sea.' 

And so he rattled on, while Tom leaned back in 
his seat and winced at every word. 

When they reached Mr. Newcome's of course there 
was a scene of eager welcome on one side and boisterous 
glee on the other. Tom, as he looked on, sighed, 
as well he might, and wished he could have been 
spared the torture of this day. 



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Charlie tore himself away from his mother, to drag 
his friend into the house. 

" Look at this object I ' he cried ; * did you ever see 
such a caution to students ? If we do nothing else in 
Kent we shall scare the crows, eh, Tom ? ' 

* Charlie I ' exclaimed his mother ; ' you have come 
home quite rude I I hope you'll excuse him, Mr. 
Drift.' 

Mr. Drift said nothing, and looked and felt extremely 
miserable. 

' He looks really ill, poor fellow 1 ' said Mrs. Newcome 
to her husband. ' I wonder they allow the students 
to overwork themselves in that way.' 

And then they sat down to dinner — a meal as dis- 
tasteful to Tom as it was joyful to Charlie and his 
parents. 



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CHAPTER XIV 
How Tom Drift parted with his best friend. 

CHARLIE could not fail to discover before long 
that there was something wrong with my master. 
Never before had he known him so silent, so spiritless, 
so mysterious. No effort could rouse him into cheer- 
fulness or conversation, and for the first time for 
three years Charlie felt that Tom was sorry to see 
him. Naturally, he put it all down to the results 
of overwork. Tom in his letters had always repre- 
sented himself as engrossed in study. Even the 
few hurried scrawls of the past few weeks he had 

excused on the same ground. It never once occurred 
to the simple-minded schoolboy that a chum of his 
could possibly be struggling in the agonies of shame 
and temptation and he know nothing of it ; he who 
knew so little of evil himself, was not the one to think 
or imagine evil where any other explanation was 
possible. 

And yet Tom's manner was so strange and altered, 
that he determined, as soon as they should find them- 
selves alone, to make an effort to ascertain its cause. 

The opportunity came when the two youths, having 



150 THE ADVENTURES OF 

bid farewell to Mr. and Mrs. Newcome, found them- 
selves at last in Tom's lodgings in Grime Street. 

* Well,' said Charlie, with all theshowof cheerfulness 
be could muster, for his spirits had been strangely 
damped by the irresponsive gloom of his old school- 
fellow — * well 1 here's the den at last. Upon my 
word, old man, I've seen livelier holes ! Why don't 
you explore and find some place a trifle less dead- 
alive ? But I dare say it's convenient to be near the 
Hospital, and when a fellow's working, it doesn't 
much matter what sort of a place he's in, as long as 
there's not a row going on under his window — and 
I don't suppose there's much chance of that here/ 
said Charlie, looking out into the black street with 
a kind of shudder. 

Tom said nothing ; he wished his friend would not 

everlastingly be talking of hard work and study in 
the wav he did. However Charlie intended it, it 
was neither more nor less than a talking at him, and 
that he could not stand. 

Charlie took no notice of his silence, but continued 
his inspection of the dismal apartment, lighting up 
with pleasure at the sight of the old Randlebury 

relics. 

' My old rod I ' exclaimed he, taking down the very 
rod with the lancewood top which had figured so con- 
spicuously in a certain adventure three years ago ; 
' how jolly to see it again ! I'm afraid you don't get 
much use for it here. And our fencing-sticks, too ; 
see, Tom, here's the very place where you got under 
my guard and snipped a bit out of the basket. Ha, 
ha 1 what a crack that was I And here's the picture 



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of old Randlebury, with you at your window, and me 
lying on the grass (and looking uncommonly like a 
recently felled tree). Look here, Tom, this window 
here is where Jim and I hang out now. It used to be 
Callaghan's. By the way, do you ever see Call 1 He's 
in London, articled to a solicitor. A pretty lawyer 
he'll make I Have you seen him yet, Tom ? ' 

Tom, during this rattle, had been looking listlessly 
out of the window. He now turned round with a 
start and said — 

' Eh ? what did you say ? ' 

The look which accompanied the words was so 
haggard and miserable, that Charlie's*pity was instantly 
touched. He stepped across the room and put his 
arm in Tom's as he stood, and said, 

1 Tom, old boy, what's wrong ? ' 

Tom said nothing, but walked away and leaned 
against the mantelpiece. 

* What is it, Tom ? Are you ill, or in trouble ? 
You'll tell me, won't you "? ' 

Tom still remained silent, but his flushing face and 
restless lips showed that the appeal had at least been 
heard. 

* Old boy/ continued Charlie, venturing again nearer, 
1 we never used to have secrets. I'm sure something's 
the matter. Mayn't I know what it is ? Very likely 
I can't help you ; but I could try.' 

Tom's lips quivered. The old influence was fast 
coming back. Already in his mind he was picturing 
himself telling Charlie all and with his help extricat- 
ing himself from the slough into which he had sunk. 
How could he stand unmoved with that voice, familiar 



152 THE ADVENTURES OF 

by many a memory of simple courageous goodness, 
again falling on his ear ; and that appealing face, onco 
so loved and delighted in, again turned to his ? 

1 I'm afraid it's something more than ill health, old 
boy. You've something on your mind. Oh 1 why 
won't you at least tell me what it is ? ' 

Tom could stand it no longer. He must speak, 
Whatever the confession cost him, whatever its effect 
would be on his old schoolfellow's friendship, Charlie 
must know all. To him at least he could not play 
the hypocrite or the deceiver. He had turned from 
the mantelpiece, his hand was held out to take that 
of his friend's, he was just about to speak, when the 
door of hia room opened, and there entered Gus, 
Mortimer, and two companions. 

' Here he is ! * cried Gus, not noticing that Tom 
had company. ' Tommy, old man, you're in luck. 
Old Owl has got a supper on to-night, no end of 
punch, my boy, and he's expecting you ; and after- 
wards we're going for a regular night of it to the 
Hullo I who's your friend ? ' 

He caught sight of Charlie at this moment, and for 
an instant failed to recognize in Tom's companion the 
boy whom he had treated so shamefully at Gurley 
races. But he remembered him in a moment. 

" What, surely — yet upon my honour so it is, our 
young sporting friend. How are you, Charlie, my 
boy ? Here's a game 1 You'll come too, of course ? 
Mortimer, this fellow is Drift's special — up to all the 
wrinkles, no end of a knowing blade.' 

During this brief and rapid salutation Tom and 
Charlie, I need hardly say, were speechless. One 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 153 

in utter despair, the other in utter rage and astonish- 
ment. In both the revulsion of feeling caused by the 
interruption was almost stupefying, and they stood 
for a moment staring at the intruders in simple 
bewilderment. 

Tom was the first to find words. His checks were 
white, and his voice almost choked as he said to Gus, 

' I wish you'd go. I'm engaged.' 

' So you are,' said Gus, with a sneer ; ' but I say 
Tom, old man, I wish you'd come. It's too good c. 
thing to miss.' 

( Go away I ' almost gasped Tom. 

1 Oh, of course an Englishman's house ia his castle, 1 
said Gus, offended at this unusual rebuff ; ' you're a 
fool, though, that's all. We were going to have a 
spree to-night that would make all sprees of the pasi 
month look foolish. Come along, don't be an ass; 
and bring young mooney-face ; I dare say by thi* 
time he knows what's what as w T ell as you or me, 
Tom ; eh, Jack 1 ' 

( Lookth tho, replied the amused Jack. 

By this time Charlie had found words. The truth 
of course had all flashed in upon him ; he knew the 
secret now of Tom's strange manner, of the neglected 
letters, of the haggard looks, of the reluctant welcome. 
And he knew, too, that but for this untimely incursion 
he would have' heard it all from Tom himself , penitent 
and humble, instead of, as now, hardened and desperate. 
And ho recognized in the miserable little swaggering 
dandy before him the author and the promoter of 
his friend's ruin ; on him therefore his sudden rage 
expended itself. 



154 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* You little cowardly wretch ! ' he exclaimed, address- 
ing Gus, ' haven't you done mischief enough to Tom 
already ? Go out of his room ! ' 

Poor Charlie ! Nothing could have been more 
fatal to his hopes than this rash outbreak. The 
words had scarcely escaped his lips before he saw the 
mischief he had done. 

Tom's manner suddenly altered. All signs of shame 
and penitence disappeared as he stepped with a swagger 
up to Charlie and exclaimed, 

' What business have you to attack my friends ? 
Get out yourself ! ' 

' Bravo, Tom, old man/ cried the delighted Gus. 
Do you hear, young prig ? walk off, you're not wanted 
here . ' 

Charlie stood for one moment stunned and irreso- 

lute. Had there been in Tom's face the faintest 
lirnmer of regret, or the faintest trace of the old 
affection, he would have stayed and braved all con- 
sequences. But there was neither. The spell that 
bound Tom Drift, his fear of being thought a milksop, 
had changed him utterly, and as Charlie's eyes turned 
with pleading look to his they met only with menace 
and confusion. 

( Go! ; repeated Tom, driven nearly wild by the 
mocking laugh in which Mortimer and his two com- 
panions joined. 

This, then, was the end of their friendship — so full 
of hope on one side, so full of promise on the other. 

It was a strange moment in the lives of those two. 
To one it was the wilful throwing away of the last 
and best chance of deliverance, to the other it was the 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 155 

cruel extinction of a lovo and trust that had till now 
bid fair to stand the wear of years to come. 

" Get out, I say 1 ' said Tom Drift, once more goaded 
to madness by the pitying sneers of Mortimer. 

Charlie Btayed no longer. Half stunned, and 
scarcely knowing what he did, with one wild, mute 
prayer at his heart, he turned without a word and left 
the room. 

Tom's friends followed his departure with mocking 
laughter, and watched his slowly retreating figure 
down the street with many a foul jest, and then re- 
turned to congratulate Tom Drift on his deliverance. 

' Well,' said Gus, ' you are well rid of Mm, at any 
rate. What a lucky thing wo turned up just when 
we did ! He'd have snivelled you into a shocking 

condition. Whv, what a weak-minded fellow Tom 
is ; ain't he, Jack ? ' 

' Wathah/ replied Jack, with a laugh. 

Meanwhile Tom had abandoned even himself. He 
hated his friends, he hated himself, he hated Charlie 
and cursed himself for having ever allowed him within 
his doors. He took no notice of Gus's gibes for a long 
time. At last, \Ugh ! ' said he, 'never mind if I'm 
weak-minded or not, I'm sick of all this. Suppose we 
go off to the supper, and I'll stand treat afterwards at 
the music-hall 1 ' 

And crushing his hat on his head, he dashed out of 
the house utterly reckless and desperate. 

Need I say my thoughts were with the poor injured 
boy, who, stung with ingratitude, robbed of his friend, 
and ill with mingled pity, dread, and sorrow, walked 
slowly down the street away from Tom's lodgings 1 



156 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Ah ! when should I see his face or hear his voice again 

now ? 

At the supper that evening Tom drank often and 

deeply, and of all the party his shout rose highest and 
his laugh drowned all the others. They led him stag- 
gering away among them, and brought him to their 
vile resort. Even his companions wondered at his 
reckless demeanour, and expostulated with him on his 
extravagant wildness. He laughed them to scorn and 
called for more drink. After a while they rose to de- 
part, leaving him where he was, noisy and helpless. 

How long he remained so I cannot say, for suddenly 
and most unexpectedly I found myself called upon to 
enter upon a new stage in my career. 

As my master leaned back hopelessly tipsy in Ms 
seat, a hand quietly and swiftly slipped under his coat 
and drew me from my pocket ; as swiftly the chain 
was detached from its button-hole, and the next thing 
I was conscious of was being thrust into a strange 
pocket, belonging to some one who was quitting the 
hall as fast as his legs would carry him. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 157 



CHAPTER X'V 



How I found myself in very low company. 

Y capturer was a boy, and as remarkable a speci- 




men of a boy as it has ever been my lot to meet 
during the whole of my career. His age was, say, four- 
teen. He stood four feet one in his slipshod boots. 
The hat which adorned his head was an old white 
billycock, which in its palmy days might have adorned 
noble brows, so fashionable were its pretensions. 
Now, alas ! it had one side caved in, and the other 
was green with wear and weather. The coat 
which arrayed his manly form was evidently one not 
made recently or to wearer's measure, for besides 
showing cracks and rents in various parts, its tails were 
so extravagantly long for its small occupant that the}' 
literally almost touched the ground. His nether gar- 
ments, on the other hand, although they resembled 
the coat in their conveniences for ventilation, being all 
in rags and tatters, appeared to have been borrowed 
from a smaller pair of legs even than those owned 
by my present possessor, for they — at least one leg 
barely reached half way below the knee, while the 
other stopped short very little lower. Altogether, 

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138 THE ADVENTURES OF 

the boy was as nondescript and ' scarecrowy ' an object 
as one could well expect to meet with. 

As he left the hall he gave a quick look round to 
assure himself no one was following him ; then he 
darted across the road and proceeded to shuffle 
forward in so extremely leisurely and casual a way, 
that very few of the people who met him would have 
imagined he carried a stolen watch in his pocket. 

Such a hole as it was ! As soon as I had sufficiently 
recovered from my astonishment to look about me, I 
became aware that I was by no means the sole occu- 
pant of the receptacle he was pleased to designate by 
the title of a pocket, but which other people would 

have called a slit in the lining of his one sound coat- 
tail. 

There was a stump of a clay pipe, with tobacco 
still hot in it. There was a greasy piece of string, a 
crust of bread, a halfpenny, a few brass buttons, and 
a very greasy and very crumpled and very filthy copy 
of a ' penny awful ' paper. I need hardly say that this 
scrutiny did not afford me absolute pleasure. In the 
first place, my temporary lodging was most unsavoury 
and unclean ; and in the second place, there was not 
one among my many fellow-lodgers who could be said 
to be in my position in life, or to whom I felt in any 
way tempted to address any inquiry. 

This difficulty, however, was settled for me. A 
voice close beside me said, in a hoarse whisper, ' What 
cheer, Turnip ? how do you like it ? ' 

I looked round, and perceived that the speaker was 
the clay pipe, who happened to be close beside me as 
I lav. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 159 

I held 1x13/ nose — so to speak (for watches are not 
supposed to be gifted Avith that organ) — the tobacco 
which was smouldering in him must have been a month 
old, while the pipe itself looked remarkably grimy and 
dirty. However, thought I, there would be no use in 
being uncivil to my new comrades, unpleasant though 
they were, and I might as w T ell make use of this pipe 
to assist me to certain information I was curious to 
get. So I answered, ' I don't like it at all. Can you 
tell me where I am ? ' 

' Where are you, Turnip ? Why, you're in young 
Cadger's pocket, to be sure ; but you won't stay there 
long, no error.' 

I secretly wished this objectionable pipe would not 
insist on addressing me as ' Turnip,' but on the whols 
the present did not seem exactly the time to stand on 
my dignity, so I replied, 

' Why, what's going to become of me ? ' 

1 What's going to become of you, Turnip I Why, 
you'll go to Cadger's uncle. Won't he, mate ? ' 

The mate addressed was the piece of string, who, I 
should say, was by no means the latest addition to the 
Cadger's collection of valuables. He now grinned and 
Wriggled in reply to the pipe's appeal, and snuffled, 

'That's right, mate ; that's where he'll go. Do you 
hear, Turnip ? that's where you'U go — to Cadgers 
uncle.' 

It occurred to me that Cadger's uncle would have to 
be vastly more respectable and fragrant than his 
nephew to make the change at all advantageous to me 

' Is young Cadger a thief ? ' I next inquired. 

The pipe laughed. 



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' Why, what a funny chap you are, Turnip 1 ' it said. 
* Does it look like it ? Cadger a thief 1— oh, my eye ! 

rot at all. Eh, mate ? ' 

The greasy string took up the laugh, and snivelled 

in chorus. 

'Ho, hoi ain't he a fumvy chap? Do you hear, 
Turnip % ain't you a funny chap % Oh, my eye I not 

at all.' 

It was disgusting ! Not only was I cooped up in an 

abominably filthy tail-coat pocket, with a motley 
rabble of disreputable associates, but every time I 
opened my lips here I was insulted and laughed at 
Tor every word I spoke. 

However, I gathered that the purport of the reply 
to my last inquiry was that the young Cadger v:as 

a thief, and I made one more attempt to gain in- 
formation. 

* Where are we going to now ? ' I asked. 

' Going ! s cried the pipe, with his insulting jeer. 
1 What, don't you know where you're a-going, old 
Turnip ? You're a-going wherever he takes yer ; 
ain't he, mate ? ' 

It was positively painful to see how that vile piece 
of string wriggled as he replied, 

4 Do you hear, Turnip ? You're a-going wherever 
young Cadger takes yer. Now what do you think 

of that ? ' 

It was impossible to continue a conversation with 

ruch low, ill-mannered creatures, and I therefore 
abandoned the attempt, having at least ascertained 
that I was at present located in a thief's pocket, that 
my immediate destination w r as vague, and that ulti- 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 161 

matcly I might expect to become the property of a 
near relative of my present possessor. 

Noticing that I became silent, the pipe and the 
string between them began to question me. But I wan 
neither in the mood nor the desire to gratify their 
curiosity. They therefore contented themselves with 
cracking jokes at my expense, and thus we journeyed 
together a mile or two towards our unknown destina- 
tion. 

Presently a dirty little hand came groping down 
into our place of retreat. It first fumbled me and my 
chain, with a view, I suppose, to ascertain if we were 
all safe, and then proceeded among the other occu- 
pants of the pocket to secure and draw forth the half- 
penny which I have before mentioned. 

I was relieved to have even one of my unpleasant 
companions removed, and could not refrain from ex- 
pressing my feelings by a sigh. 

' What are you snivelling at, Turnip ? ' asked the pipe. 

I did not deign to reply. 

* Suppose yer think that there sou, 1 (fancy the 
stump of a cl&y pipe speaking French !) l is gone for 
good, and good riddance, do yer ? You wait a bit, 
that's all.' 

* Boh, boh I ' chimed in the string. ' Do you hear, 
Turnip ? Wait till you see the soldier ; then see how 
you'll laugh ! ' 

* What soldier ? ' I inquired, my curiosity for a 
moment getting the better of my reserve. I could 
not imagine what possible connexion there could be 
between the military and the disreputable copper I 
had so lately seen depart. 



162 THE ADVENTURES OF 

I was not long in suspense, however, for before ray 
two vulgar companions could answer my question, 
tho * soldier ' made his appearance. 



The dirty little hand again entered our quarters, 
and let fall in our midst a red herring ! At the sight 
and smell of him I turned sick with disgust. Fancy 
a silver watch sat upon, squeezed, and besmeared by 
a reeking red herring. He came sprawling right 
on the top of me, the brute, his ugly mouth wide 
open and his loathsome fins scraping along my back. 

Ugh l 

* That there's the soldier, Turnip ; ain't it, mate ? ' 

called out the pipe. 

* Do you hear, Turnip ? this here's the soldier 
How do you like him ? ' snuffled the string. 

It was enough I I felt my nerves collapse, and my 

circulation fail, and for the remainder of that dreadful 
night I was speechless. 

I was not, however, blind, or so far gone as to 

be unable to notice in a vague sort of way what 
happened. 

The young gentleman rejoicing in the name of 
Cadger (but whose real cognomen I subsequently 
ascertained to be Stumpy Walker) proceeded on his 
walk, whistling shrilly to himself, exchanging a pass- 
ing recognition with one and another loafer, and 
going out of his way to kick every boy he saw smaller 
than himself, which last exertion, by the way, at 
twelve o'clock at night he did not find very often 
necessary. 

I observed that he did not go out of his way to 
avoid the police ; on the contrary, he made a point 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 163 

of touching his hat to every guardiaa of the peace he 
happened to meet, and actually went so far as to 
inform one that ' he'd want hi3 muckintogs before 
morning ' — a poetical way of prophesying rain. 

He proceeded down a succession of back streets, 
which it would have puzzled a stranger to remember, 
till he came into a large deserted thoroughfare which 
was undergoing a complete renovation of its drainage 
arrangements. All along the side of the road ex- 
tended an array of huge new pipes, some three feet 
in diameter, awaiting their turn underground. Into 
one of these Master Walker dived, and as it was just 
tall enough to allow of his sitting upright in its in- 
terior, and just long enough to allow his small person 
to he at full length without either extremity pro- 
truding ; and further, as the rain was just beginning 
to come down, I could not forbear, even in the 
midst of my misery, admiring his selection of a 
lodging. 

Greatly to my relief, the ( soldier,' the crust, and 
the pipe were all three presently summoned from the 
pocket, and with the help of the first two and the 
consolation of the last, Master Walker contrived to 
make an evening meal which at least afforded him 
satisfaction. 

Before making himself snug for the night he pulled 
ma out, and by the aid of the feeble light of a neigh- 
bouring lamp-post, made a hasty examination of my 
exterior and interior. Having apparently satisfied 
himself as to my value, he put me and the pipe back 
into his dreadful pocket, from which, even yet, the 
fumes of the ' soldier ' had not faded, and then curled 



164 THE ADVENTURES OF 

himself up like a dormouse and composed himself 
i-o slumber. 

He had not, however, settled himself many moments 
before another ragged figure oame crawling down the 
inside of the pipes towards him. Stumpy started up 
fet the first sound in a scared sort of way, but instantly 
resuined his composure on seeing who the intruder 



was. 



' What cheer, Stumpy \ ' said the latter. 

' What cheer, Tuppeny ? ' replied my master. 
4 Where' ve yer been to 1 ' 

1 Lunnon Bridge/ replied Mr. Tuppeny. 

' An* what 'ave yer got 1 ' asked Stumpy. 

* Only a rag/ said the other, in evident disgust^ 
producing a white handkerchief. 



t m 



That ain't much ; I've boned a turnip/ 
* Jus' your luck. Let's 'ave a look at him/ 
Stumpy complied, and his comrade, lighting a match, 
surveyed me with evident complacency. 

' Jus' your luck/ said he again. ' Where did yer 



::_-.. o > 



gu im s 

' At the gaif, off a young cove as was regular 
screwed up. I could 'ave took 'is nose off if I'd a 
wanted it, and he wouldn't have knowed/ 

* Then this 'ere rag might 'a been some use/ replied 
the disconsolate Tuppeny. * 'Tain't worth three- 



3 J 



u pence. 

' Any marks ? ' inquired my master. 

1 Yees ; there is so. C. N. it is ; hup in one corner. 
He was sticking out of the pocket of a young chap 
as was going along with a face as long as a fooneral, 
and as miserable-lookin' as if 'e'd swallowed a cat/ 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 165 

C. N. I Could this handkerchief possibly have 
belonged to poor Charlie Newcome ? His way home 
from Grime Street I knew would lead by London 
Bridge, and with the trouble of that afternoon upon 
him, would he not indeed have looked as miserable 
as the thief described ? 

And these two boys, having thus briefly compared 
notes, and exhibited to one another their ill-gotten 
gains, curled themselves up and fell fast asleep. 

Dear reader, does it ever occur to your mind that 
there are hundreds of such vagrants in this great 
city ? Night after night they crowd under railway 
arches and sheds, on doorstep and in cellars. They 
have neither home nor friend. To many of them the 
thieves' life is their natural calling ; they live as 

animals live, and hope only as animals hope, and 
when they die, die as animals die ; ignorant of God, 
ignorant of good, ignorant of their own souls. Yet 
even for such as they, Christ died, and the Spirit strives. 

The pipe, and his friend, the string, that night had 
a long conversation as their master lay asleep. They 
evidently thought I was asleep too, for they made 
no effort to conceal their voices, and I consequently 
heard every word. 

It chiefly had reference to me, and was in the main 



satirical. 



* Some coves is uncommon proud o T themselves, 
mate, ain't they ? — particular them as ain't much 
account after all ? ' 

1 You're right, mate. Do you hear, Turnip ? you 
ain't much account ; you're on'y silver-plate, yer know, 
bo you don't ought to be proud, you don't ! * 



i66 THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 What I say/ continued the pipe, * is that coves aa 
;ives 'emselves hairs above their stations is a miser- 
able lot. What do you think ? ' 

' What don't I 1 ' snuffled the string. ' Do you 
hear, Turnip ? you're a miserable cove, you are. 
Why can't you be 'appy like me and my mate ? Wa 
don't give ourselves hairs ; that's why we're 'appy/ 

'And, arter all,' pursued the pipe, ' that's the sort 
of coves as go second-hand in the end. People 'ud 
think better on 'em if they didn't think such a lot of 
theirselves ; wouldn't they now, mate ? ' 

' Wouldn't they just I What do you think of that, 
Turnip ? You're on'y t second-hand turnip, now, and 
that's all along of being stuck-up and thinking such a 
lot of yourself I You won't go off for thirty bob, 
you won't ; see I ' 

' Mate ! ' exclaimed the pipe, presently (after I had 
had leisure to meditate on the foregoing philosophical 
dialogue), 'mate, I'll give you a riddle 1 ' 

'Go it I ' said the mate. 

1 Why/ asked the pipe, in a solemn voice, ' is a 
second-hand pewter-plate, stuck-up turnip, like a 
weskit that ain't paid for ? ' 

' Do you hear, Turnip ? Why are you like a weskit 
that ain't paid for 1 Do yer give it up ? I do.' 

' 'Cos it's on tick 1 ' pronounced the pipe. 

I could have howled to find myself the victim of 
euoh a low, villainous joke, that had not even the 
pretence of wit, and I could have cried to see how 
that greasy string wriggled and snuffled at my 

expense. 

' My eye, mate ! that's a good 'un 1 Do you hear, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 167 

Turnip % you're on tick, you know, like the weskit. 
Oh, my eye ! that'll do, mate ; another o* them wllJ 
kill me. Oh, turn it up ! do you hear ? On tick 1— - 
hoo, hoo, hoo ! Do you hear, Turnip ? tick ! ' 

Need I say I spent a sad and sleepless night ? 
When my disgust admitted of thought I could not 
help reflecting how very happy some vulgar people 
can be with a very little sense, and how very unhappy 
other people who flatter themselves they are very 
clever and superior can at times find themselves. 

By the time I had satisfied myself of this my 
master uncurled himself and got up* 



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CHAPTER XVI 




How I changed masters twice in two days, and 

after all found myself in pawn. 

T was scarcely four o'clock when my lord and 
master arose from his brief repose, and sallied 
through the rain and darkness hack in the direction 

of the city. He was far less anxious to salute the 
] olice now than he had been a few hours ago. He 
slunk down the back streets, and now and then 
darted up a court at the sound of approaching foot- 
steps ; or retreated for some distance by the way 
he had come, in order to strike a less guarded 



btreet. 

In this manner he pursued his w T ay for about an 
hour, till he reached a very narrow street of tumble- 
down houses, not far from Holborn. Down this he 
wended his way till he stood before a door belonging 
to one of the oldest, dingiest, and most decayed 
houses in all the street. Here he gave a peculiar 
scrape with his foot along the bottom of the door, 
and then sat down on the doorstep. 

Presently a voice came through the keyhole, hi a 
whisper. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 169 

* That you, Stumpy ? ' it said. 
' Yas,' replied my master. 

' All clear ? ' 

Stumpy looked up and down the street and then 
hurriedly whispered ( No.' 

Instantly the voice within was silent, and Stumpy 
was to all appearance sleeping soundly and heavily, 
as if tired nature in him had fairly readied its last 
strait. 

The distant footsteps came nearer ; and still he 
slept on, snoring gently and regularly. The police- 
man advanced leisurely, turning his lantern first on 
this doorway, then on that window ; trying now a 
shutter-bar, then a lock. At last he stood opposite 
the doorstep where Stumpy lay. It was a critical 
moment. He turned his lamp full on the boy's 
sleeping face, he took hold of his arm mid gently 
shook him, he tried the bolt of the door against which 
he leaned. The sleeper only grunted drowsily and 
settled down to still heavier slumber, and the police- 
man, evidently satisfied, walked on. 

* Is he gone ? ' asked the voice within, the moment 
the retreating footsteps showed this. 

'Yas, but he'll be back,' whispered the boy. 

And so he was. Three times he paced the street, 
and every time found the boy in the same position, 
and wrapped in the same profound slumber. Then at 
last he strode slowly onward to the end of his beat, 
and his footsteps died gradually away. 

' Now ? ' inquired the voice. 

' Yas,' replied Stumpy. 

AVhereat the door half opened, and Stumpy entered. 



170 THE ADVENTURES OF 

It was a dirty, half-ruinous house, in which the rats 
had grown tame and the spiders fat. The stairs 
creaked dismally as Stumpy followed his entertainer 
up them, while the odours rising from every nook 
and cranny in the place were almost suffocating. 

The man led the way into a small room, foul and 
pestilential in its closeness. In it lay on the floor no 
less than nine or ten sleeping figures, mostly juveniles, 
huddled together, irrespective of decency, health, or 
comfort. Stumpy surveyed the scene composedly. 

1 Got lodgers, then/ he observed. 

1 Yes, two on 'em — on'y penny ones, though.' 

Just then a sound of moaning came from one 
corner of the room, which arrested Stumpy's at- 
tention. 

1 Who's that ? ' he asked. 

' Old Sal r , she's bad, and I reckon she won't last 
much longer the way she's a-going on. I shall pack 
her off to-dav.' 

Stumpy whistled softly ; but it was evident, by the 
frequent glances he stole every now and then towards 
the corner where the sufferer lay, that he possessed a 
certain amount of interest in the woman described as 
1 Old Sal.' 

The man who appeared to be the proprietor of this 
one well-filled lodging-room was middle-aged, and 
had a hare-lip. He had an expression half careworn, 
and half villainous, of which he gave Stumpy the full 
benefit as he inquired. 

1 What 'ave yer got ? * 

' Got, pal ? * replied Stumpy ; ' a ticker.* 

' Hand it up/ said the man, hurriedly. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 171 

Stumpy produced me, and the man, taking me to 
the candle, examined me greedily and minuteiv. 
Then he said/ 

' I shall get fifteen bob for him.' 

' Come, now, none of your larks ! ' replied Stumpy, 
who had produced the pipe, and was endeavouring to 
rekindle its few remaining embers at the candle ; '' try 



ag'in. 5 



£ Well, I don't see as he'll fetch seventeen-and-six, 
bnt I'll do it for you.' 

' Try ag'in/ coolly replied Stumpy. 

The man did try again, and named a sovereign, 
which my master also declined. 

In this manner he advanced to twenty-four shillings. 

1 Won't do/ said Stumpy. 

'Then you can take 'im off/ said the man, with an 
oath ; s he ain't worth the money.' 

* Yas e is, an' a tanner more/ put in Stumpy. 

The man 'uttered a few more oathr, and again 
examined me. Then he dropped me in his pocket, 
and slowly counted out the purchase-money from a 
drawer at his side. 

Stumpy watched the process eagerly, doubtless 

calculating with professional interest how the entire 

hoard of this thieves' broker could at some convenient 

opportunity be abstracted. However, for the present 

he made sure of the sum given him, and dropped the 
coins one by one into his tail pocket. 

' Now lay down/ said the man, ' and make yourself 
comfortable/ 

I fancy Stumpy was a good deal more comfortable 
in his drain-pipe an hour or two ago than in this foul, 



172 THE ADVENTURES OF 

choking lodging-room ; however, he curled himself up 
on the floor near the dying woman, and did his share 
in exhausting the air of the apartment. 

I should offend all rules of good taste and decency 
if I described the loathsome room ; I wish I could 
forget it, but that I shall never do. Suffice it to say 
daylight broke in at last on the squalid scene, and 
then one by one the sleepers rose and departed — all 
but Stumpy and she whose groaning had risen cease- 
lessly and hopelessly the livelong night. 

' Old Sal's very bad,' said Stumpy to his host. 

* Yas, she'll have to clear out of here.' 

* She's nigh dying, I reckon,' said the boy. 

* Can't help that ; she ain't paid a copper this three 
weeks, and I ain't a-going to have her lumbering up 
my place no longer.' 

' Where's she a-going to ? ' asked Stumpy. 
' How do I know ? — out of 'ere, anyways, and pretty 
scon, too. I can tell yer.' 

* Pal,' said the boy, after a long pause, ' I charged 
ver a tanner too much for that there ticker : here 
you are, lay hold.' 

And he tossed back the sixpence. The man under- 
stood quite well the meaning of the act, and Old Sal 
lay undisturbed all that day. 

Stumpy took his departure early. I have never seen 
liim since ; what has become of him I know not ; 
where he is now I know still less. 

But to return to myself. I spent that entire day in 
the man's pocket, too ill to care what became of me, 
and too weak to notice much of what passed around 
me. I was conscious of others like Stumpy coming 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 173 

r.p the creaking stairs and offering their ill-gotten 
gains as he had done ; and I was conscious towards 
evening, when the last rays of the setting sun were 
struggling feebly through the dingy window, of a 
groan in that dismal corner, deeper than all that had 
gone before. Then I knew Old Sal was dead. In an 
hour the body was laid in its rude coffin, and had 
made its last journey down those stairs : and that 
night another outcast slept in her corner. 

The night was like the one which had preceded it, 



sickenin 



Jin 



had sufficiently deadened my senses to render me 



durin; 



hours. Morning came at length, and one by one the 
youthful lodgers took their departure. When the last 
had left, my possessor produced a bag, into which he 
thrust me, with a score or more of other articles 



&'. 



lookin 



door behind him, he descended the stairs and stepped 
out. 

Oh, the delight" of that breath of fresh morning air ! 
Even as it struggled in through the crevices and 
cracks of that old bag, it was like a breath of Para- 
dise, after the vile, pestilential atmosphere of that 
room ! 

As we went on, I had leisure to observe the company 
of which I formed one. What a motley crew we were I 
There were watches, snuff-boxes, and pencils, bracelets 
and brooches, handkerchiefs and gloves, studs, pins, 
and rings — all huddled together higgledy-piggledy. 
We none of us spoke to one another, nor inquired 
whither we were going ; we were a sad, spiritless 



174 THE ADVENTURES OF 

assembly, and to some of us it mattered little what; 
became of us. 

Still I could not help wondering if the man in 
whose possession I and my fellow-prisoners found 
ourselves was Stumpy's ' uncle,' referred to by that 
miserable clay pipe. If he was, I felt I could not 
candidly congratulate that youth on his relative. 
What he could want with us all I could not imagine. 
If I had been the only watch, and if there hadn't been 
half a dozen scarf-pins, snuff-boxes, and pencils, it 
would not have been so extraordinary. It would have 
been easy enough to imagine the person of Stumpy's 
' aunt ' decorated with one brooch, two bracelets, and 
three or four rings ; but when instead of that modest 
allowance these articles were present by the half- 
dozen, it was hardly possible to believe that any one 
lady could accommodate so much splendour. How- 
ever, I could only suppose the superfluous treasures 
were destined for Stumpy's cousins, masculine and 
feminine, and occupied the rest of the journey in the 
harmless amusement of wondering to whose lot I was 
likely to fall. 

The man walked some considerable distance, and 
strangely enough bent his steps in a direction not far 
removed from St. Elizabeth's Hospital. Surely he 
was not going to restore me to Tom Drift 1 No ; wo 
passed the end of Grime Street. There were milk- 
men's carts rattling up and down ; servants were 
scrubbing doorsteps ; and a few sleepy-looking men, 
with their breakfasts in their hands, were scurrying off 
to work. It was all the same as usual ; yet how in- 
teresting, all of a sudden, the dull street had become 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 175 

to me. It was here I had last seen poor Charlie, 
outraged and struck by the friend he strove to save, 
creeping slowly home ; it was here Tom Drift still 
dwelt, daily sinking in folly and sin, with no friend 
now left to help him. Poor Tom Drift I How gladly 
would i have returned to him, even to be neglected 
and ill-used, if only I might have the opportunity 
once again of fulfilling that charge put upon me 
by my first master, and which yet ever rang in my 
ears, 

' Be good to Tom Drift.' 

But it was not to be yet. The man walked rapidly 
on down a street parallel with Grime Street, at the 
farthest corner of which stood a small private house. 
Here he knocked. 

The occupant of the house evidently knew and 
expected him, for he at once admitted him, and led 
the way upstairs into a private parlour. Here the 
thieves' broker emptied the contents of his bag, laying 

the articles one by one on the table. 

The man of the house looked on in an unconcerned 

way while this was taking place, picking up now one, 

now another of the objects, and examining them 

superficially. When the bag was empty, and the 

whole of the ill-gotten booty displayed, he remarked, 

* Not so much this time, Bill/ 

c No ; trade's bad, sir,' replied he who owned the 
bag. 

' Well, I'll send the most of 'em down to the country 
to-day/ resumed the master of the house. 

' When shall I call, sir ? ' inquired Stumpy's friend. 

€ Monday. But look here, Bill ! ' said the other, 



176 THE ADVENTURES OF 

taking me up, ' it's no use leaving this ; I shall bo 
able to manage the gold ones, but this is no good/ 

I had long lost the pride which in former days would 
have made me resent such a remark, and patiently 
waited for the result. 

Stumpy's friend took me back. ' Well/ he said 
1 if you can't, you can't. 1*11 see to him myself. Well, 
good-day ; and I'll call on Monday.' 

And he turned to depart, with me in his hand. In 
a minute, however, he came back. ( Would yer mind 
leading me some togs, sir, for a few minutes ? * said 
he ; ' I don't want no questions asked at the pawnshop. 9 

And he certainly did not look, in his present get- 
up, as the likeliest sort of owner of a silver watch. 
The man of the house, however, lent him some clothes, 
in which he arrayed himself, and which so trans- 
formed him that anv one would have taken him, 
not for the disreputable thieves' broker he was, but 
for the unfortunate decayed gentleman he professed 
to be. In this guise he had no difficulty in disposing 
of me at the nearest pawnbroker's shop, which 
happened to be at the corner of Grime Street. 

The pawnbroker asked no questions, and I am sure 
never suspected anything wrong. He advanced 
thirty shillings on me and the chain, gave the man 
his ticket, and put a corresponding one on me. 

Then Stumpy's friend departed, and my new master 
went back to his breakfast. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 177 



CHAPTER XVII 



How Torn Drift gets lower still. 

r "PWO years passed. 

JL They were, without exception, the dullest two 
years I, or, I venture to Bay, any watch made, ever 
speiit. There I lay, run down, tarnished and neg- 
lected, on the pawnbroker's shelf, never moved, never 
used, never thought of. Week followed week, and 
month month, and still no claimant for me came. 
Other articles on the shelves beside me came and 
went, some remaining only a day, some a week, but 
I survived them all. Even my friend the chain took 
his departure, and left me without a soul to speak to. 
None of the hundreds of tickets handed in bore the 
magic number 2222, which would have released me 
from my ignoble custody, and, in time, I gave up 
expecting it, and settled down to the old-fogeydom 
of my position, and exacted all the homage due to 
the * father of the shop ' from my restless com- 
panions. 

My place was at the end of a long shelf, next to 
the screen dividing the shop from the office, and my 
sole amusement during those two dreary years was 



178 THE ADVENTURES OF 

peeping through a crack and watching my master's 
customers. They were of all sorts and all conditions, 
and many of them became familiar. 

There was the little girl, for instance, the top of 
whoso bonnet just reached as high as the counter, 
who, regularly every Monday morning, staggered in 
under the weight of a bundle containing her father's 
Sunday clothes, and, as regularly every Saturday 
evening, returned to redeem them. It was evident 
her respectable parent did not attend many evening 
parties between those two days, for I never remember 
his sending for them except at the regular times. 
Then there was the wretched drunkard, who crept 
in stealthily, with now a child's coat, now a picture, 
now a teapot ; and with the money thus raised 
walked straight across the road to the public-house. 
And there was his haggard, worn wife, who always 
came next day with the ticket, and indignantly took 
back her household goods. There was the young 
sailor's wife, too, with her baby in her arms, who came 
rarely at first, but afterwards more often, to pawn her 
few poor treasures, until at length a glad day came 
when the brawny tar himself, with his pockets full of 
cash, came with her and redeemed them every one. 

I could tell of scores of others if I wished, but I 
have my own life to record, and not the transactions 
of my master, the pawnbroker. 

One day, towards the end of the first year, the door 
opened softly and quickly, and there entered into the 
office a youth, haggard and reckless-looking, whom, 
I thought, surely I had seen before. I looked again. 
Was it possible ? Yes ! this was none other than 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 179 

Tom Drift ! But oh, how changed I A year ago, 
erring and wayward as he had been, he was yet 
respectable ; his dress was the dress of a gentleman ; 
his bearing was that of a gentleman too ; hia face 
had been naturally intelligent and pleasant ; and his 
voice clear and cheerful. But now ! There was a 
wild, restless roll about his eyes, a bright flush on his 
hollow cheeks, a dulness about his mouth, a hoarse- 
ness in his voice, which seemed to belong to another 
being. He was dissipated and seedy in appearance, 
and hung his head, as though ashamed to meet a 
fellow-being's look, and, instead of one, looked at least 
ten years older than he had. 

Such a wreck will evil ways make of a youth ! 

He looked eagerly round, to see that no one but he 
was in the office, and then produced from his pocket 

a scarf-pin. 

' What will you give me for this ? ' he whis- 
pered. 

The pawnbroker took it up and turned it over. It 
was a handsome pin, with a pearl in the front. 

' Ten shillings,' said the pawnbroker. 

' What I ' exclaimed Tom ; ' do you know what it's 
worth 1 * 

' Ten shillings is all I can give you,' curtly replied 
the pawnbroker. 

Tom gulped down a groan. ( Give me the money, 
then, for goodness' sake,' he said. 

The pawnbroker coolly and deliberately made out 
the ticket, while Tom stood chafing impatiently. 

s Be quick, please ! ' he said, as though fearful of 
some one detecting him in a crime. 



180 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* Don't you be in a hum 7 / said the pawnbroker. 
1 Here's the ticket.' 

' And the ten shillings % ' broke in Tom. 

' You shall have it/ said my master, going to big 
drawer. 

To Tom it seemed ages while the silver was being 
counted, and when he had got it he darted from the 
shop as swiftly as he had entered it. 

4 That fellow's going wrong/ muttered the pawn- 
broker to himself, as he laid the pin on the shelf be- 
side me. 

I recognized it at once as having often been my 
companion on Tom's dressing-table at nights, but I 
myself was so discoloured and ill that it did not at first 
kiiow me. I was too anxious, however, to hear some 
thing about Tom to allow myself to remain disguised. 

' Don't you know me, scarf-pin ? ' I asked. 

He looked hard at me. ' Not a bit/ he said. 

' I'm Tom Drift's old watch/ 

s You don't say so ! So you are ! How ever did 
you come here ? Did he pawn you ? ' 

' No ; I was stolen from him one night at the music- 
hall, and pawned here by the thief.' 

' Ah, that music-hall ! ' groaned the pin ; ' that 
place has ruined Tom Drift/ 

1 When I left him/ I said, * he was just going to the 
bad as hard as he could. He had broken with his: 
best friend, and seemed completely ' 



1 Hold hard I what friend ? ' interposed the pin. 

* Charlie Newcome, my first master ; they had a 
quarrel the day I was stolen.' 

* That must be nearly two 3 7 ears ago ? ' said the pin. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 181 

* Just/ said I. ( Do tell me what has happened 
since then.' 

' It* s a long story/ said the pin. 

1 Never mind, we've nothing else to do here/ I said 
encouragingly. 

' Well/ said the pin, * Ihe night you were lost Tom 
never turned up at home at all/ 

'He was utterly drunk/ I said, by way of explana- 



* ^ 



uon. 



' Don't you interrupt/ said the pin. ' or I won't tell 
you anything.' 

I was silenced. 

' Tom never turned up at all until the next mornin 
'uid he sat all that day in his chair, and did nothing 
;-ut look at the wall in front of him.' 

* Poor fellow ! * I could not help saying. 

' There you go 1 ' said the pin ; ' be good enough to 
remember what I said, and if vou can't endure to hear 
of anybody sitting and looking at a wail,, it's no use 
my going on with my story.' 

* I onlv meant that x could imagine how miserable 
he was that day/ said I ; c but go on, please.' 

' Two or three days after, Charlie Newcome called. 
Tom was alone, but he refused to see him. He cursed 
to himself when he heard the name. Charlie went 
back disappointed, but Tom made a great boast to 
his " friends " that same night of his " cold shoulder to 
the prig/' as he called it, and they highly applauded 
him for his sense. 

' Again, a week later, Charlie called once more, but 
with the same result. He wrote letters, but Tom put 
them in the fire unread ; he sent books, but they were all 



182 THE ADVENTURES OF 

flung into a corner. In a thousand different ways lie 
contrived to show Tom that, though ill-used and in 
suited, he was still his friend, and ready to serve hira 
whenever opportunity should offer. 

' All this while Tom was sinking lower and lower 
in self-respect. He was contracting a habit of drink- 
ing, and in a month or two after you had left he rarely 
came home sober.' 

' And what about his bad friends ? ' asked I. 

' There you are ! why can't you let me tell my story 
in peace ? His bad friends visited him daily at first, 
made a lot of him, and praised him loudly for hip 
resolution in dismissing Charlie, and for his " growing 
a man at last." They lent him money, thoy lost to 
him at cards and billiards, and they made his down- 
ward path as easy for him as possible. 

' At last, about six months ago, Tom was found 
tipsy in the dissecting-room at the hospital, and 
cautioned by the Board. A fortnight later he was 
found in a similar state in one of the wards, and then 
he was summarily expelled from the place, and his 
name w r as struck off the roll of students.' 

( Has it come to that ? ' I groaned. 

( Come to that ? Of course it has ; I shouldn't haye 
said so if it hadn't/ replied the testy pin, who seemed 
unable to brook the slightest interruption. ' He took 
a fit of blues after that ; he went to the Board, and 
begged to be allowed to return to his studies, repre- 
senting that all his prospects in life depended on his 
finishing his course there. They gave him one more 
chance. In his gratitude he resolved to discard his 
oVl companions, and actually sat down and wrote a 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 183 

letter to Charlie, begging him to come and see 



mm.' 



* Did he really ? ' I exclaimed, trembling with 



eagerness. 



' All right, I shall not tell you of it again. Stop me 
once more, and you'll have to find the rest of my story 
out for yourself.' 

1 I'm very sorry,' said I. 

' So you ought to be. When it came to the timo, 
however, Tom's resolutions failed him. Gus and his 
friends called as usual that evening and laughed him 
to scorn. He dare not quarrel with them, dare not 
resist them. He crumpled up the letter in his pocket 
and never posted it, and that night returned to his evil 
ways without a struggle. 

* For a week or two, however, he kept up appear- 
ances at the hospital ; but it could not last. A mis- 
demeanour more serious than the former one caused 

\ 

hia second expulsion, and this time with an intimation 
that under no circumstances would he be readmitted. 
That was three months ago. He became desperate, 
and at the same time the behaviour of Gus altered. 
Instead of nattering and humouring him, he became 
imperious and spiteful. And still further, he demanded 
to be repaid the money he had advanced to Tom. 
Tom paid what little he could, and borrowed the rest 
from Mortimer. He got behindhand with his rent, 
and his landlady has given him notice. As usual, 
everybody to whom he owes money has found out 
his altered circumstances, and is down on him. The 
keeper of the music-hall, the tailor, the cigar merchant, 
are among the most urgent.' 



184 THE ADVENTURES OF 

4 And your being here is a result of all this, I see,' 
said I, knowing the story was at an end, and consider- 
ing ray tongue to be released. 

£ land out 1 ' angrily retorted the pin, relapsing 
into ill-tempered silence. 

I had little enough inclination to revert to the sad 
topic, and for the rest of that day gave myself up to 
sorrow and pity for Tom Drift. One thing I felt 
pretty sure of — it would not be long before ho came 

again ; and I was right. 

In two days he entered the office, wild and haggard 
as before, but with less care to conceal his visit. 

This time he laid on the counter the famous lance- 
wood fishing-rod which Charlie had given him months 
ago, and which surely ought to have been a reminder 
to him of better times. 

He flung it down, and taking the few shillings the 
pawnbroker advanced on it, hurried from the shop. 

The next time he came some one else was in the 
shop. A passing flush came over Tom's face on 
discovering a witness to his humiliation ; but he 
transacted his business with an assumed swagger 
which ill accorded with his inward misery. For even 
yet Tom Drift had this much of hope left in him 
that he knew he was fallen, and was miserable at 
the thought. His self-respect and sensitiveness had 
been growing less day by day, and he himself growing 
proportionately hardened ; but still he knew what 
remorse was, and by the very agony of his shame 
was still held out of the lowest of all depths — the 
deoths of ruthless sin. 

The stranger in the shop eyed him keenly, and 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 185 

when he had gone said to the pawnbroker, ' He's 
a nice article, he is t * 



< AT 



l\ot much good, I'm thinking, 'observed the pawn- 
broker, dryly. 



1 o 



So you may say ; I know the beauty. He banged 
nje on the 'ed with a chair once, when he was screwed. 
Never mind, I know of two or three as is after him.' 

And so saying, the disreputable man departed. 

After that Tom came daily. Now it was an article 
of clothing, now some books., now some furniture, 
that he brought. It was soon evident that not only 
was he miserable and destitute, but ill too ; and when 
presently for a fortnight ho never passed the now well- 
known door, I knew that the fever had laid him low. 

Poor Tom Drift I I wondered who was there now to 
nurse him in his weakness and comfort him in his 

wretchedness. He must be untended and unheeded. 
Well I knew his ' friends ' (oh, sad perversion of the 
ts acred title !) would keep their distance, or return only 
in time to quench the first sparks of repentance. If 
only Charlie could have seen him at this time, with 
his spirit cowed and his weary heart beating about in 
vain for peace and hope, how would ho not have flown 
to his bedside, and from those ruins have striven to 
help him to rise again to purity and honesty. 

But no Charlie was there. Since the last appealing 
letter so scornfully rejected, Tom had heard not a 
word of him or from him. What wonder indeed if 

after so many disappointments and insults, the boy 
should at length leave his old schoolfellow to his 
fate ? 

With returning health there came to Tom no re* 



>. . 



t86 THE ADVENTURES OF 

turning resolutions or efforts. The friends who had 
deserted his sick-bed were ready, as soon as ever Le 
rose from it, with their temptations and baneful influ- 
ence. One of his first visits after his recovery was to 
rny master with a pair of boots. He looked so pale 
and feeble that the pawnbroker inquired after hia 
health — a most unusual departure from business on the 
part of that merchant. 

' Hope you're feeling better,' he said. 

' Yes ; so much the better for you/ replied Tom with 
a ghastly smile. ' What can you give me for these, 
they are nearly now ? ' 

' Five shillings ? ' 

' Oh, anything you like ; I've to pay two pounds to- 
morrow. What you give me is all I shall have to do 
it with — I don't care I ' 

The pawnbroker counted out the five shillings, and 
handed them across the counter. 

' Good-bye ! ' said Tom, with another attempt at a 
smile ; ' I shall have to change my address to-morrow.' 

And with that he turned on his heel. I watched 
him through the window as he left the shop. He 
walked straight across the road and went in at the 
public-house opposite. 

And that glimpse was the last sight I had of Torn 
Drift for many, many months. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 187 



CHAPTER XVIII 




r I was knocked down by an auctioneer, and 

picked up by a countryman. 

KE day, about two years after my arrival at 
the pawnbroker's shop, an unusual circum- 
stance happened to break the- monotony of my 
unruffled existence. This was nothing more nor less 
than a Clearance Sale, I must tell you how it 
happened. 

For a week, every night, I saw my master poring 
over a big account-book in his parlour, comparing 
the entries in it with those of his pawn-tickets, and 
marking off on one list what articles had been pawned 
and redeemed, and on another what had been pawned 
and still remained unredeemed. So lengthy and com- 
plicated a process was this that it consumed the entire 
week. The next week further indications of a coming 
change manifested themselves. A printer came to the 
office with a bill for approval, worded as follows : — 

* Great Clearance Sale I The entire valuable and 
miscellaneous unredeemed stock of a pawnbroker will 
be sold by auction at the Central Mart, on Monday 
next, by Mr. Hammer. Sale to commence at twelve 



i88 THE ADVENTURES OF 



o'clock precisely. Catalogues will be ready on Satur- 
day, and may be had on application.' 

Thus I, and one or two of my neighbours on the 
shelf, read as we peeped through the crack at the 
printer's proof-sheet. 

Entire valuable and miscellaneous unredeemed 



c tt 



stock ! " that's a good bit of writing,' observed a pair 
of silver sugar-tongs near me ; ' that means you and 
me and the rest, Ticker. Who'd have thought of us 
getting such a grand name ! ' 

* Well, it strikes me we, at least I, have been lying 
Lore idle long enough,' said I; * it's two years since 
I came here.' 

' Bless, you, that's no time/ said the tongs. * I knew 



a 



salt-spoon lay once ten years before he was put up 
— but then, you know, we silver things are worth our 
money any time.' 

( Yes,' said I, ' we are.' 

The tongs laughed. ' You don't suppose I meant 
you when I talked of silver things, do you ? ' 

' Of course I am a silver watch.' 

' You're a bigger muff than I took you for,' replied 
the aristocratic tongs, turning his hall-mark towards 
me. It was humiliating. Of course I ought to have 
known I was not solid silver, and had no claim to 
class myself of the same metal as a genuine silver 
p'lir of tongs. 

It was but one of many painful lessons I have had 
(luring my life not to give myself airs beyond my 
station. 

These solid silver goods certainly constituted the 
* upper ten thousand ' of our valuable and miscel- 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 189 

laneous community. When the time came for cata- 
loguing us all, they separated themselves from the 
rest of us, and formed a distinct society, having their 
several names recorded in full at the head of the 
list. 

What a scene it was the day the catalogue came to 
our department 1 I suffered a further humiliation then 
by being almost entirely overlooked. A great tray of 
silver watches lay on the bench, brought together from 
all parts of the shop ; and, to my horror, I found I 
was not among them. 

( That's the lot/ said the pawnbroker. 

1 Very good,' said the auctioneer, who was making 
the catalogue ; * shall we take leather bags next ? ' 

* As you please/ said my master. 

* Hold hard/ said the auctioneer, hastily counting 

the watches on the tray and comparing the number 
with a list he held in his hand, ' there's one short/ 

* Is there ? I don't know how that can be.* 

' You've got twenty-two down here and there's only 
twenty-one on the tray.* 

The pawnbroker looked puzzled. 

' Better call over the number/ said the auctioneer. 

Sp my master called out the number attached to 
each watch, and the auctioneer ticked it off on his list. 
When the last had been called, he said, 

1 Where's No. 2222 ? ' 

' Ah, to be sure, that's the one/ said the pawnbroker, 
reaching up to where I lay, and taking me down ; % this 
one. I'd forgotten all about him.' 

Flattering, certainly ! and still more so when tho 
auctioneer, surveying my tarnished and dingy appear- 

G 



i go THE ADVENTURES OF 

ance, said, ' Well, he's not much of a show after all. 
You'd better rub him up a bit, or we shan't get him 
off hand at all.' 

' Very good/ said the pawnbroker, and I was handed 
over forthwith to an assistant to be cleaned. And 
much I needed it. My skin was nearly as black as a 
negro's, and my joints and muscles were perfectly 
clogged with dust. I had a regular watch's Turkish 
bath. I was scrubbed and powdered, my works were 
taken out and cleaned, my joints were oiled, my face 
was washed, and my hands were polished. Altogether 
I was overhauled, and when I took my place on the 
tray with my twenty-one companions I was altogether 
a new being, and by no means the least presentable 
of the company. 

How we quarrelled and wrangled, and shouldered 
one another on that tray 1 There was such a Babel 
of voices (for each of us had been set going) that 
scarcely any one could hear himelf speak. Nothing 
but recriminations and vituperations rose on every 

hand. 

* Get out of the way, ugly lever,' snarled one mon- 
strous hunter watch near me, big enough for 
an ordinary clock. * Who do you suppose wants 
you ? Get out of the way, do you hear ? * 

1 Where to ? ' I inquired, not altogether liking to 
be so summarily ordered about, and yet finding the 
excitement of a little quarrel pleasant after two 
years* monotony. 

1 Anywhere, as long as you get out of my way. 
Do you know I'm a hundred years old ? * 

* Are you, though ? ' said I. ' People must have 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 191 

had bigger pockets in those days than they have 

now I ' 

This I considered a very fair retort for his arro- 
gance, and left him snorting and croaking to himself, 
and bullying some other little watches, whom, I 
suppose, he imagined would be more deferential to 
his gray hairs than I was. 

I was not destined, however, to be left in peace. 

1 Who are you ? ' I heard a sharp voice say. 

Looking round, I saw a creature with a great eye 
in the middle of his face, and a long, lanky hand 
spinning round and round over his visage. 

' Who are you, rather ? ' I replied. 

It was evidently what he wanted, for he began at 
once : ' I'm all the latest improvements — compensa- 
tion balance and jewelled in four holes ; perfect for 
time, beauty, and workmanship j sound, strong, and 
accurate ; with keyless action, and large full-dial 
second hand ; air-tight, damp-tight, and dust-tight ; 
seven guineas net and five per cent, to teetotalers. 
There, what do you think of that ? ' 

' I think,' said I, with a laugh, in which a good 
many others joined, ' that if you're so tight as all that 
teetotalers had better do without you.' 

It will be observed the scenes and company I had 
been in of late years had tended to improve neither 
my temper nor my manners. 

In this way we spent most of the day before the 
auction, and it was quite a relief early next morning 
to find ourselves being removed to the ' Central Mart ' 

It was impossible, however, to resist the temptation 



192 THE ADVENTURES OF 

of another quarrel in our tray while we were waiting 
for the sale to begin. The culprit in this instance 
was a certain Queen Anne's shilling attached to the 
chain of an insignificant-looking watch. 

' What business has that ugly bit of tin here ? ' 
asked a burly hunter. 

I Who calls me an ugly bit of tin ' squeaked out 
the coin. 

I I do ; there I * said the hunter ; ' now what hava 
you got to say ? ' 

' Only that you're a falsehood. Why, you miserable) 

machine-made, wheezing, old make-believe of a 
turnip ' 



1 Draw it mild, young fellow,' said the hunter. 

* Do you know that I was current coin of the 
realm before the tin mine that supplied your carcass 
was so much as discovered ? I'm a Queen Anne 'a 
shilling ! ' 

1 Are you, though ? And what good are you now, 
my ancient Bob ? ' 

The shilling grew, so to speak, black in the face. 

' I won't be called a Bob I I'm not a Bob I Who 
dares call me a Bob ? ' 

' I do, Bob ; there, Bob. What do you think c! 
that, Bob ? What's the use of you, Bob, eh ? Can 
you tell the time, Bob, eh, Bob, Bob, Bob ? ' 

And we all took up the cry, and from that moment 
until the time of our sale every sound, for us, was 
drowned in a ceaseless cry of c Bob I * in the midst 
of which the unlucky Queen Anne's shilling crawled 
under his watch, and devoutly wished he were aa 
undoubtedly dead as the illustrious royal lady whose 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 193 

image and superscription ho had the misfortune to 
bear. 

In due time the sale began. Among the earliest 
lots I recognized my acquaintance the solid silver 
sugar-tongs, which went for very nearly his full value, 
thus confirming me in my belief that, after all, there's 
nothing like the genuine thing all the world over, 
After the disposal of the silver goods — for which 
comparatively few people bid, and that with little or 
no competition — the real excitement of the auction 
began. 

' I have here, ladies and gentlemen, ' said the 
auctioneer, ' a remarkably fine and superior lot of 
silver watches, all of which have been carefully 
cleaned and kept in order, and which, I can safely 
say, are equal to, if not better than, new. In many 
cases the watches are accompanied by chains of a 
very elegant and chaste description, which appendages 
considerably enhance their value. When I inform 
you that we value the contents of this tray, at the 
very lowest, at £90, being an average of £4 per watch, 
you will see I am not presenting to you any ordinary 
lot of goods. I will put up the watches singly 
in the order in which they are described i n the 
catalogue.' 

Some of the company looked as if they were not- 
sure whether they ought not to say * Hear, hear I ' 
after this very elegant and polished speech, but they 
restrained their admiration, and reserved their energies 
for the bidding. 

As I was last on the list I had full opportunity of 
noticing how my fellows fared, and was specially 



i 9 4 THE ADVENTURES OF 

curious to see how the three or four watches whose 
acquaintance I had chanced to make went off. 

The common-looking watch with the unlucky ' Bob ' 
attached to its chain was knocked down for £3 5$., 
which, on the whole, was a triumph to the mortified 
coin, for it is certain without him the lot would not 
have fetched nearly so much, and his triumph was 
further enhanced by the fact that the hunter with 
whom he had had his altercation fetched only 
£2 175. 6d. However, there was no time for jeers and 
recriminations at present, we were all too deeply 
absorbed in watching the fate of our fellows and 
speculating on our own. 

The compensation balance, keyless, air-tight, seven- 
guinea grandee was the next to be put up, and the 
first bid for him was £1 10,?. 

' That I should have lived to hear that I ' I heard 
the poor creature gasp. 

1 And if he's a teetotaler,' I murmured, by way of 
encouragement, ' that only means £1 85. 6<Z. I ' 

' Scoffer I be silent and leave me to my misery/ said 
the keyless one, in a solemn tone. 

The bidding improved considerably. He was run 
up to £2, £2 105., £3, £3 10*., and finally to £4. 

* Nothing more for this very magnificent watch ? ' 
said the auctioneer ; ' I positively cannot let him go 
for a song/ 

No answer. 

* I wish gentlemen would take the trouble to look 
at it/ continued the persevering official ; * they could 
not fail to see it was worth twice the money bid/ 

Still no answer. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 195 

1 Did I understand you to bid four five, sir ? ' said 
the auctioneer to an innocent-looking stripling near 
the door. ' Thank you.' 

The stripling, however, disclaimed the soft impeach- 
ment, and looked very guilty as he did so. 

' Well, there seems no help for it. I wish I were 
down among you gentlemen. I'd take good care not 
to lose this chance/ 

No answer. 

' Then I must knock it down. Going, going, gone, 
sir ; it's yours, and dirt cheap, too.' 

All this was encouraging for me. If a seven-guinea 
watch goes for four pounds, for how much will a 
three-guinea one go ? 

This was a problem which I feebly endeavoured to 
eolve as I lay waiting my turn. 

It came at last. I felt myself lifted on high, and 
heard my merits pronounced in the words of the 
catalogue. 

'Lot 68. London made, lever, open-face . watch, 
capped and jewelled, in very fine order.' 

' Look for yourselves, gentlemen.' 

The gentlemen did look for themselves, and com- 
plimented me by a preliminary bid of 153. 1 

The auctioneer laughed a pleasant laugh, as much 
as to say, 'That is a capital joke/ and waited for 
the next bid. 

It was not long in coming, and I advanced rapidly 
by half-crowns to thirty shillings. Here I made sure 
I should stop, for this was the figure at which the 



pawnbrob 



But no ; such 



are the vagaries of an auction, I went on still, up to 



1 96 THE ADVENTURES OF 

£2, and from that to £2 105. Surely there was some 
mistake. I looked out to see who they were 
who were thus bidding for me, and fancied I detected 
in that scrutiny the secret of my unexpected value. 
It was a countryman bidding — endeavouring in his 
downright way to become my possessor, and wholly 
unconscious of the array of Jews against him, who 
bid him up from half-crown to half-crown until I had 
nearly reached my original value. 

* Three pounds,' at last said one of the Jews. 

The countryman had evidently come to the end 
of his tether, and did not answer the challenge. 

' Three pounds/ said the auctioneer ; ' you're not 
going to stop, sir ? ' 

The countryman said nothing. 

'Try once more/ said the auctioneer; but the 
rustic was silent. 

' Three pounds ; no more ? Going, going ' 

' Guineas ! ' roared the countryman, at the last 
moment. 

* Thank you, sir ; I thought you were not going 
to be beaten. Three guineas, gentlemen ; who says 
more ? Nobody ? Going, then, to you, sir ; going, 
going, gone !' 

And so, once more, I changed masters. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 197 



CHAPTER XIX 

How, after much ceremony, I found myself in 

the pocket of a genius. 

MUGGERBRIDGE is a straggling, picturesque 
little midland village, with one principal street, 
an old church, a market-place, and a pound. Its popu- 
lation, all told, does not number a thousand, the 
majority of whom are engaged in agriculture ; its 
houses are for the most part old-fashioned and poor, 
though clean ; and altogether its general character and 
appearance combine to proclaim the village an unpre- 
tending English hamlet, with nothing whatever but 
its name to distinguish it from a hundred others like it. 

It was here I found myself duly installed in the 
window of the village jeweller's — held out as a bait to 
the purses of Muggerbridge. The countryman who 
had purchased me was a big enough man in his own 
place, though very little had been made of him in the 
' Central Mart.' He was jew T eller, silversmith, church- 
warden, postmaster, and special Muggerbridge corre- 
spondent to the London Thunderbolt all in one here, 
and appeared to be aware of his accumulated dignities I 

It was his custom twice a year to visit London for 



198 THE ADVENTURES OF 

the purpose of replenishing his stock. It wa8 the 
common talk of the place that he always returned 
from such expeditions with prodigies of bargains, 
which went far to encourage the popular tradition as 
to the prodigal wealth of the metropolis. People who 
knew him in town, on the other hand, always laughed 
at him, and were unkind enough to hint that he never 
by any chance bought an article at less than its full 
price, and often paid an extremely fanciful ransom for 
his purchases. 

The churchwarden and postmaster of Muggerbridge 
would have been very indignant had such an insinua- 
tion ever reached his ears. It never did, happily, and 
the worthy man was consequently always well satisfied 
with his purchases \ which — whatever he gave for 
them — he always contrived to sell at a very respectable 
profit. 

It was with a view to this profit that I found myself 
looking out of Mr. Argent's window, in the High 
Street of Muggerbridge, with a ticket round my neck, 
conveying the (to me) very gratifying information 
that * this Buperb watch was to be disposed of for the 
moderate amount of £4 10s. only/ and a parenthesis 
below further indulged my vanity by volunteering the 
information that I was worth £6. It did occur to me 
to wonder why, if I was worth £6, Mr. Argent should 
be such a donkey as to sell me for only three-quarters 
of that sum. Either he was a very benevolent man, 
or he was in immediate want of £4 10s., or he had 
his doubts as to my alleged value. I somehow 
fancied the last was the true reason, and was half 
afraid he was right too. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 199 

Well, I looked out of Mr. Argent's windows for 
two months, and by that time became acquainted 

with nearly all the inhabitants of Muggerbridge. 
On my first arrival I was an object of a good deal of 
curiosity and admiration, for any change in a country 
shop window is an excitement, and when that change 
takes the form of a £6 ' superb ' watch offered for 
£4 10s., it was no wonder the honest Muggerbridgians 
gaped in at me and read my label. 

But in a very little time familiarity had bred con- 
tempt, and I lay almost unheeded by the outside 
world. The grocer opposite, with his triumphal 
arch of jam-pots monopolised all the wonder, and 
most of the admiration, and I had the mortification 
of seeing passers turn their backs on me, and step 
over the way to contemplate that vulgar structure. 

I had, however, one or two constant admirers. 
One of these was a youth, scarcely more than a boy, 
with a very pale, thoughtful face. He was poorly 
dressed, but respectable. A book was generally 
tucked under his arm, and very often I could 6ee his 
lips moving, as if repeating something to himself. 
He paid me more attention than anybody. Every 
time he passed the shop he halted and looked at me, 
as I thought, wistfully, and usually appeared relieved 
to find me still in my place. 

c George Reader's took a fancy to the new watch, I 
can see,' I heard Mr. Argent say one day to his wife. 

He 6poke, let me observe, in a very broad country 
dialect, which I do not feel equal to reproducing 

here. 

' Poor lad I ' said Mrs. Argent ; ' I dare say he'd 



200 THE ADVENTURES OF 

like to have it in his pocket when he goes to college/ 

' He is going, then ? ' 

' Yes, for certain ; the clergyman says it would be 
a sin for a boy of his cleverness not to go, and so I 
think.' 

' Well, learning's a great thing ; and when a game- 
keeper's son does take a fit of it, I suppose it's all 
right to humour it. But you and I, wife, can get on 
very well without it. 5 

( Speak for yourself,' retorted Mrs. Argent ; * I 
wish you had half as much in your head as that 
boy has got, that's all ! ' 

' And I suppose you wish you'd got the other half, 
eh ? Stuff 1 ' 

And after this little till the worthy couple were 
silent for a while. Presently Mrs. Argent again 
spoke. ' I wonder what they'll do about the church 
organ when George's gone ? ' 

* Ah ! you may say so,' said the husband, with a 
touch of importance in his voice which became a 

churchwarden when speaking of church matters ; 
1 it'll be hard to fill his place there.' 

* So it will. Did you stay after the service on 
Sunday ? ' 

1 No ; you know I had to go round to the curate's. 

Why?' 

1 Just because if you'd heard him play you'd have 

been glued to your chair, as I was. It was beautiful. 

I couldn't have got up from that chair if I'd tried.'. 

* Good job you didn't try, if you were glued down, 
especially in your Sunday gown. I shouldn't care to 
have to buy many of them a month.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 201 

1 Now, John, you know I've not had a new gown for 
nearly a year.' 

And then the talk took a departure over a range of 
topics to which I need not drag my unoffending reader. 
This short conversation sufficed to satisfy my curiosity 
in part as to the boy who was paying me such constant 
attention ; and another event which shortly happened 
served to bring me into still closer acquaintance with 
George Reader. One day there entered the shop a 
party consisting of half a dozen persons. One of 
them was a young man in the dress of a clergyman, 
and the others I knew well by sight as respectable 
and respected villagers. 

' Good morning, Mr. Argent/ said the curate, for 
the clerical gentleman was none other ; ' we've come 
to see you on a little matter of business.' 

* Hope there's nothing wrong with the heating stoves 
in the church, sir/ said Mr. Argent, with an anxious 
face, ( I was always against them being used at all/ 

1 The stoves are quite well, I believe/ said the 
curate, smiling ; ' our business is of quite a different 
kind. We've come to make a purchase, in fact/ 

Mr. Argent's face brightened considerably, partly 
at the assurance as to the salubrity of the gas-stoves 
and partly at the prospect of business. 

" What can I do for you, sir ? ' he said, no longer 
with his churchwarden's voice, but as the Mugger- 
bridge silversmith. 

1 Well, we have been asked to select a small present 
to be given by the choir and congregation of our 
church to George Reader, who, I suppose you know, 
is going next week to college/ 



202 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' I have heard tell of it, sir,' said Mr. Argent, * and 
my wife and I were only wondering the other day 
what was to become of the music at the church when 
he's gone/ 

1 We don't like to think of it/ said one of the party. 

* It would want a good one to take his place/ said 
another. 

' We shall all miss him/ said the curate ; ' and we 
are anxious before he leaves us to present him with 
some little token of our regard. We have kept the 
thing from you, Mr. Argent, as of course we should 
have to come to you to procure whatever we decided 
on getting, so your contribution to the gift will have 
to be some good advice on the matter we are still 
undecided about — what to get/ 

' I shall be very glad to help — have you decided 
■I mean — has anything been said — that is 

about what * 



1 About how much ? Well, we have nearly four 
pounds — in fact, we might call it four. What have 
you about that price that would be suitable ? ' 

Oh I how my heart fluttered, for I could guess by 
this time what was coming. 

Mr. Argent looked profound for a minute, and 
then said, ' There's one thing, I think, would do/ 

' What ? ' asked the deputation. 

He pulled me out of the window and laid me on 
the counter. 

c A watch I Dear me I we thought of all sorts of 
things, but not once of that 1 ' 

' It would be a suitable present/ said one of the 
party ; ' but this one is £4 10*/ 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 203 

' That needn't matter/ eaid Mr. Argent ; f if you 
like it my wife and I will settle about the difference.' 

' That's very kind of you, Mr. Argent. Does any 
one know if George has a watch ? ' 

s I know he hasn't/ 6aid one of the party, ' And 
what's more, I've heard him say he wishes he had one/ 

* And I can answer for it he's been looking in at 
my window at this very one every day for the last 
month/ said the silversmith. 

' Well, what do you say to getting this, then ? 
We needn't ask you if it's a good one, Mr. Argent.* 

* No, you needn't, sir/ replied the smiling Mr. 
Argent, who, as I had remained run down since the 
day he bought me, could not well have answered 
the question more definitely. 

' You'll clean it up, will you, and set it going, 
and send it to me this afternoon ? ' said the curate ; 
' and perhaps you would like to come with us to 
Reader's cottage this evening, when we are going 
to present it ? * 

Mr. Argent promised to form one of the party, 
and the deputation then left. 

I was swiftly subjected to all the cleaning and 
polishing which brushes, wash-leather, and whiting 
could give me. I was wound up and set to the right 
time, and a neat piece of black watered ribbon was 
attached to my neck, and then I waited patiently 
till the time came for my presentation to my new 
master. 

The gamekeeper's cottage to which I was conducted 
in state that evening was not an imposing habitation. 
Ifc boasted of onlv three rooms, and just as many 



204 THE ADVENTURES OF 

occupants. George, the hero of the occasion, was the 
son of its humble owner and his wife, and, as will 
have been gathered, had turned out a prodigy. From 
his earliest days he had displayed a remarkable apti- 
tude for study. Having once learned to read at the 
village school, he became insatiable after books, and 
devoured all that came within his reach. 

Happily he fell into the hands of a wise and able 
guide, the clergyman of the parish, who, early recog- 
nizing the cleverness of the boy, strove to turn his 
thirst for learning into profitable channels, lent him 
books, explained to him what he failed to understand, 
incited him to thoroughness, and generally constituted 
himself his kind and helpful adviser. 

The consequence of this timely tuition had been 
that George had grown up, not a boisterous, over- 
bearing prig, showing off his learning at every avail- 
able chance, and making himself detestable, and 
everybody else miserable, by his conceited air, but a 
modest, quiet scholar, with plenty of hidden fire and 
ambition, and not presuming on his talents to scorn 
his humble origin, or be ashamed of his home and 
parents — on the contrary, connecting them with all 
his dearest hopes of success and advancement in the 

world. 

They, good souls, were quite bewildered by the 
sudden blaze of their son's celebrity. They hardly 
seemed to understand what it all meant, but had a 
vague sort of idea that they were implicated in 
* Garge's ' achievements. They would sit and listen 
to him as he read to them, as if they were at an 
exhibition at which they had paid for admission, and 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 205 

it is not too much to say * Garge ' was, in their eyes, 
almost as dreadful a personage as the lord of the 
manor himself. 

Among his fellow- villagers George was, as the reader 
will have gathered, somewhat of a hero, and not a little 
of a favourite. This distinction he owed to a talent 
for music, which had at a very early age displayed 
itself, and had been heartily encouraged by the 
rector. In this pursuit, which he followed as his only 
recreation, he had made such progress that, while yet 
a boy, he became voluntary organist at the church, 
and as such had won the hearts of the neighbours , 
They didn't know much about music, but they knew 
the organ sounded beautiful on Sundays, and that 
' Garge ' played it. And so it was a real trouble to 
them now that he was about to leave Mugger bridge. 

You may imagine the state of excitement into 
which this unexpected visit threw simple Mr. and 
Mrs. Reader. The good lady was too much taken 
aback even to offer her customary welcome, and as 
for the gamekeeper, he sat stock still in his chair, 
with his eyes on his son, like a hound that waits the 
signal for action. 

' We are rather an invasion, I'm afraid/ said the 
curate, squeezing himself into the little kitchen between 
a clothes-horse and a dresser. 

1 Not at all/ said George, looking very bewildered. 

1 Perhaps you'll wonder why we've come ? ' added 
the curate, turning to the gamekeeper. 

Maybe you've missed something, and thinks one of 
us has got it/ was the cheerful suggestion. 

The curate laughed, and the deputation laughed, 



206 THE ADVENTURES OF 

and George laughed, and George's mother laughed, 
which made things much easier for all parties. 

'No, we haven't missed anything, Mr. Reader,' 
replied the curate, ' but we expect to miss somebody- 
George, and that is the reason of our visit.' 

And then the curate explained what the business 
was, and one of the churchwardens made a speech 
(the composition of which had kept him awake all the 
previous night), and then I was produced and handed 
over. And George blushed and stammered out some- 
thing which nobody could understand, and George's 
mother began to cry, and George's father, unable 
otherwise to express his sense of the occasion, began 
to whistle. And so the little business was satis- 
factorily concluded, and the deputation withdrew, 
leaving me in the pocket of a new master. 



Three 



afterwards 



Cambridge, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 207 



CHAPTER XX 




How my new master made trial of a pursuit of 

knowledge under difficulties. 

UT now let us follow Reader. My master's rooms 
at St. George's College were of the poorest 
and meanest description ; in fact it would not 
be too much to describe them — the bedroom and 
etudy — as being like a pair of big cupboards under a 
great staircase. They looked out on nothing more 
picturesque than a blank wall. They were carpeted 
with nothing better than an old drugget ; and as for 
paper, the place would have looked better simply 
whitewashed. They were suffocating in summer and 
draughty in winter, and at nights afforded rendezvous 
to a whole colony of rats. Every step on the staircase 
above thundered down into the study ; the loosely- 
hung windows rattled even in a light breeze, and the 
flavours of the college dustbins, hard by, appeared to 
have selected these chambers, above all others, for 
their favourite haunt. I am told St. George's College 
has recently undergone renovation, Ir so, it is pro- 
bable ' the Mouse-trap ' — for this was the designation 
by which George Reader's classical domain was 



2o8 THE ADVENTURES OF 

familiarly styled — has disappeared. Let us hope so, 
for a more miserable, uncomfortable, and uninviting 
couple of rooms I never saw. 

But they had one merit, and that a great one : 
they were cheap, which to George Reader meant 
everything, He had gained a small entrance scholar- 
ship, by the help of which he hoped, with the most 
rigid economy, to support himself during his college 
career. Most other young fellows would have shrunk 
from the prospect, but such was my master's ambition 
that I believe he would have endured life in a stable 
if only he could have there enjoyed the advantages 
and encouragements of a college course. 

It was, at any rate, a fine sight to see him settle 
down in his new dispiriting quarters, determined to 
make the best of everything, and suffer nothing to 
damp his ardour for work. He unpacked his few 
precious books and laid them on the shelf ; he hung 
up the likenesses of his father and mother over the 
chimney-piece ; he produced the cheese which the 
latter had insisted on his bringing with him, and, as 
a crowning-effect, set me up on the mantel-shelf with 
as much pride as if I had been a marble clock. 

' That looks something like ! ' he said to himself. 
' Now for a little tea, and then — grind ! ' 

The little tea, however, was * sooner said than 
done.' It involved a prolonged hunt for the * gyp/ 
or attendant, and a still more prolonged conference 
on the subject of hot water, tea, and bread. The 
suggestions thrown out by the college official, too, 
were so very lordly and extravagant — such, for 
instance, as ham and eggs, chicken, marmalade, and 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 209 

chocolate — that poor George's heart fluttered as much 
ag his mouth watered while he listened. Chicken 
and chocolate for a poor student who had barely 
enough money to afford so much as the luxury of 
living in the * Mouse-trap ' of St. George's I Well he 
might be scared at the idea ! He politely declined 
the grand offer of his scout, and asking him to light 
a small fire and procure him a loaf, sallied out him- 
self into the town and purchased a small and very 
cheap quantity of groceries. With these he returned 
in triumph to his rooms, and, with the utmost satis- 
faction, partook of his first college meal, with a Euclid 
open on the table beside him. 

Then pouring out a final cup of tea to enjoy, coldj 
later on, he ' cleared the decks for action,' as he called 
it, which meant putting away the tea, butter, sugar, 
and bread in a cupboard, and folding up the table- 
cloth. Poor George ! he had no false pride to forbid 
such menial offices ; he had not the brag about him 
which would have led another to stand on the stair- 
case and howl ' Gyp ' till every one far and near should 
be made aware that he had had a meal which 
required clearing away. No 5 he was only a game- 
keeper's son. in a hurry to get at his books ; and to 
him it was far more natural to wait on hi3 own frugal 
table than sit in state till a servant should come and 
clear it. 

* Now/ said he to himself, ' I shall get a good quiet 
time for work. After all it's not bad to be one's own 
master where reading is concerned.' 

And without more ado he set himself down to hia 
books, with me on the table at his elbow, and his cup 



2io THE ADVENTURES OF 

of tea within reach, when such refreshment should be 
desirable. It was a fine thing to see this young fellow 
plunging straight into his work. 

Assuredly he had not come to college to fritter 
away his time — to row, play cricket, give wine-parties, 
or drive dog-carts ; he had not even come because it 
was ' the thing/ or afforded a ' good introduction into 
the world.' No, he was here for one purpose, and one 
alone. That was work. To him the days were as 
precious mines, and every minute a nugget. It 
mattered nothing to him who won the cricket-match 
this year, who occupied the rooms next his, how 
many bumps the St. George's boat made on the river ; 
far more important was the thought that perhaps the 
oil in his lamp would run short before the night was 
out, or whether the edition of Plato his friend the 
Muggerbridge clergyman had given him was the best, 

and contained the fullest notes. In short, George 
Reader was in earnest. 

But, like the tea, the * good quiet time ' he hoped 
for was not bo easy to secure. Scarcely had he 
settled down when the voices of two men in loud 
conversation rose, immediately under his window. 
Now, when one is in the agony of trying to under- 
stand how it comes that a certain number of angles 
in one figure are equal to a certain number of angles 
in another, it is, to say the least of it, confusing to 

have to listen to a spirited account of a boxing-match 
between Jack Straight and the Hon. Wilfred Dodge ; 
and when that account manages to get interwoven 
inextricably with the problem in hand the effect is 
likely to be distracting ; for instance : 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 211 

* Since the solid angle at b is contained by- 
three plane angles, b a f, f a c, and a b ( 
then ' 



1 Jack let out and got in sweetly under his man's 
guard/ and so on, 

1 Therefore/ persevered George, ' the angles a b c 
and a b f ' 



' Hounded on him grandly, and ' 

' The angles a b and a b f are together greater 



than the angle b f ; and, similarly ' 

Here the conversation was continued in language 
far more worthy of the disgraceful prize-ring than a 
college, until George could bear it no longer. He 
leapt from his seat and sprang to the window, which 
he opened. Leaning out, he surveyed the two dis- 
turbers of his peace with very little affection, but 
controlled himself sufficiently to say politely, 

' Would you mind not talking just here ? I'm 
reading.' 

One of the two scowled up at him, and replied, 
' What business is it of yours where we talk ? ' 
' Come on, Fisher/ said the other, taking his arm ; 
* let the man read if he wants ; I suppose that's the 
poor beggar who's come to the l( trap." ' 

1 He's got a cool cheek of his own, whoever he is/ 
retorted the indignant Fisher. 

George was too relieved to be rid of their clatter 
under his window to trouble himself as to their 
sentiments towards himself, and he therefore once 
again settled down to work. 

But now a new interruption occurred. 

There arose a sudden rush of feet outside his door, 



2i2 THE ADVENTURES OF 

a laughing and a cheering, in the midst of which hs 

caught the following confused utterances : 

1 George's has bumped Corpus I ' * cried a voice, 

' Hurrah 1 ' yelled half a dozen voices. 

' It was the finest bit of rowing ever you saw/ 

continued the first speaker. ' Bailey put it on from 

the very first stroke, and was on the top of them 

before the Point.' 

And then the three cheers and yells rose again. 

1 You can fancy how black and blue Corpus looked 

it's the biggest sell they've had for a long 

time/ 

Once more the shouts. 

' And what do you think % ' resumed the first 
speaker. ' Old Bailey vows he won't come to the 
supper to-night. Did ever you hear of such an old 
bear ? ' 

1 He'll have to come/ cried the rest ; * let's waylay 
him here and carry him off.' 

* All serene/ said the leader ; ' he's sure to come 
here — let's hang about on the stairs/ 

Oh, horrors I here were six noisy men going to 
establish themselves on the stairs over poor George's 
head, and remain there until their victim arrived, 
when, unless college traditions were utterly false, 
there would certainly be a battle royal. It was im- 
possible, with the cheering and stamping and shouting 
and laughing, and scuffling overhead, to do a stroke 

1 At the college races at Cambridge the boats start ono 
behind the other at fixer 1 distances, and any boat overtaking 
and ' bumping ' the one in front of it moves up a place 
nearer to the 'head of the river.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 213 

of work, and yet George did his best. He pulled his 
table into the corner of the room farthest away 
from the noise, and, burying his head in his hands, 
struggled desperately to abstract himself from tha 
disturbance. But as sure as he succeeded for a 
minute, a clamour louder than ever would drive every 
idea out of his head. It was vain to attempt ex- 
postulation — what would these jubilant revellers care 
for a poor new man like him 1 — and he had nowhere 
else to go to escape them ; there was nothing for it 
but to be patient. In due time the victorious and 
unsuspecting Bailey, accompanied by four of his 
friends, appeared on the scene, and their approaoh 
was the immediate signal for action. With a cheer 
and a howl the ambush sprang upon their victims ; 
and, with equal vehemence, these, having rapidly 
taken in the state of affairs, prepared to defend them- 
selves. Poor George might as well have been sitting 
under Niagara. Step by step, the new-comers strove 
to force a passage up to Bailey's rooms, and step by 
step the opposing force strove to repulse them. The 
balustrades creaked, the ceiling of George's room 
quaked, and the walls thundered with the weight of 
conflicting bodies. The occupants of every room on 
the staircase turned out to see the fun, and on hearing 
of Bailey's contumacy, joined with his persecutors in 
refusing him the shelter of his own sanctuary. Bailey's 
party, on the other hand, was joined by reinforce- 
ments from without, who stormed up the stairs with 
the noise of an earthquake. The opposing forces 
soon became so great that the press of battle raged 
even to the door of George's study, which creaked 



214 THE ADVENTURES OF 

and rattled as if every moment it were about to yield 
and admit the whole tide of conflict. 

For half an hour the tumult roared and the 
battle swayed, and neither party gained nor yielded 
a foot. 

Then suddenly from the confines of the battle 
rose and spread a cry of ' Cave canem 1 ' on which, as 
if by magic, the action was suspended, and retreating 
footsteps betokened a panic. A rally was sounded by 
Bailey's foes, but too late ; the hero of the day had 
taken advantage of the momentary pause to dash 
past his persecutors and gain his study, and once 
there no force could dislodge him. The vanquished 
ones stormed and raged outside his door for another 

ten minutes, threatening all sorts of vengeance ; then 
with three mighty cheers they struck camp and retired, 

leaving the staircase in peace. 

Thus ended the famous battle of Bailey's Stair- 
case, at the end of which George, with sunken 
Bpirits but indomitable resolution, sat down again 
to work. 

For half an hour he made good progress, without 
let or hindrance, when — ah, cruel fate ! — a wretch 
calling himself a man, in a neighbouring apartment, 
began to practise on the ophicleide 1 At the first note 
George bounded from his seat as if he had been shot, 
and literally tore his hair. This was worse than all 
that had gone before. To one of his musical in- 
spiration, the human voice divine in conversation was. 
endurable, and the roar of battle might even be 
tolerable, but to hear a creature attempt to play one 
of the ' songs without words ' on an instrument he 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 215 

knew as little of as the music he was parodying, was 
beyond all bearing ! Then, if ever, did my wretched 
master dig his fingers into his ears, and writhe and 
shiver and groan at each discord produced by that 
inhuman performer. He retreated into the innermost 
recess of his bedroom ; he even hid his unhappy head 
beneath the clothes, if haply he might escape the 
agony of this torture. But it was hopeless. The 
shrieks and groans of that brutal ophicleide would 
have penetrated the walls of the Tower of London. 
It lasted, I should not like to say how long ; and 
when it was over, the recollection of its horrors was 
almost as bad as their endurance. When George 
set himself again to work, it was with nerves 
unstrung and unutterable forebodings, yet still 

unconquered. 

' At any rate,' said he to himself, with a sigh, c there 
can't be anything worse than that — unless, indeed, he 
invites a friend like himself to practise duets with 
him ! '' 

Happily this climax was not reached, and for one 
evening the worst of George Reader's persecutions 
had been suffered — but not the last. 

By the time the last wail of the ophicleide had 
wriggled away into silence it was getting late, and 
the college was meditating retirement to rest. This 
operation was not got through, as may be imagined, 
without a good deal of clamour and a good deal of 
scuffling on the staircase, and a good deal of dialogue 
outside the window ; but in due time silence reigned, 
and George congratulated himself that he had a quiet 
time at last before him. 



216 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Unlucky boast 1 Not an hour had passed, the 
lights in the windows round the courtyard had 
vanished, the distant shouts had ceased, and the 
footsteps on the pavement without had died away, 
when George was startled by a sound that seemed 
like the boring of a hole under his fireplace. The 
noise grew, and other similar noises rose in 
different parts. What was it ? Surely the gay 
students of St. George's were not about to effect 
an amateur burglary on the friendless owner of the 
* Mouse-trap ? * 

Nearer and nearer came the sounds, and George's 
heart beat loud. He closed his book and pushed his 
chair back from the table, ready to defend himself, on 
an emergency, to the bitter end. Then, under the 
hearth, there was a sound of scraping and grating, 
then a rushing noise, and then George saw — two 
enormous rats ! 

Loud and long laughed my master to himself at 
the discovery. What cared he for rats ? He pulled 
his chair back to the table, and buried himself in his 
book for the next three hours, until his lamp began 
to burn low, and the letters on the pages grew blurred 
and dim, and the rats had scuffled back by the way 
they came, and my flagging hands pointed to four 
o'clock. 

Then George Reader, after kneeling in silent prayer, 

went to bed. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 21? 



CHAPTER XXI 




How my master fared at St. George's College and 
met an old acquaintance of the reader's there. 

T is not my intention in these pages to give a full 
and particular account of George Reader's college 
life. It would neither be on the whole interesting, 
nor would it be found to have much bearing on my 
own career, which is the ostensible theme of the 
present veracious history. 

Stories of college life have furnished amusing 
material for many a book before now, to which the 
reader must turn, should his curiosity in that direction 

r 

require to be satisfied. The life of a hard — a too 
hard-working student in his cell under the college 
staircase is neither amusing nor sensational, and it is 
quite enough to say that, after his first eventful 
evening, George Reader pursued his studies with 
unflagging ardour, though with greater precaution 
than ever. 

He soon discovered which hours of the day and 
night were most favourable for uninterrupted work, 
He made a point of taking his constitutional during 
the hour made hideous by the ill-starred aspirant on 



ai8 THE ADVENTURES OF 

the ophicleide. He invested in a trap for the rats, 
which, with the aid of his mother's cheese, yielded him 
a nightly harvest of victims, and he arranged with 
Benson, the ' gyp,' not to interrupt him, preferring 
rather to wait on himself — nay, even to dust out his 
own room — than have to sacrifice precious time while 
the same offices were being performed by another, 
especially by such an overpowering and awe-inspiring 
person as Benson. 

So he set himself to work, attending lectures by 
day, reading every night into the small hours, spending 
scarcely any thing, shrinking from all acquaintanceships, 
taking only a minimum of recreation, and living almost 
the life of a hermit, until I could see his cheeks grow 
pale, and his eyes dark round the rims, and feared for 
his health. 

He treated me uniformly well. Of course, as the 
gift of his fellow-villagers, he prized me highly, but 
by no means consigned me to the Btately repose of a 
purely ornamental treasure. I lay nightly beside his 
elbow on the table, and counted for him the hours as 
they sped from night to morning. I lay beneath his 
pillow at night, and helped him to rise betimes. I 
insured his punctual attendance at lectures, and drove 
him home from his scanty walks in the fresh air more 
quickly than I myself would have cared to do if I 
eould have helped it. In short, I found myself in the 
satisfactory position of one thoroughly useful in his 
sphere of life, and on the whole, though my first young 
master returned constantly to my thoughts, I contrived 
to be very happy in my new capacity. 

Two events, however, both of a pleasant nature, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 219 

served to vary the monotony of George's second term 
at college. The first of these was a visit from hi3 
friend and patron, Dr. Wilkins, the rector of 
Muggerbridge. 

George was sitting at his modest breakfast one 
morning, when his door suddenly opened, and the 
well-known and beloved face of his old tutor lit up 
the apartment. 

My master sprang to his feet, and with unaffected 
joy rushed forward to welcome his guest, before it had 
so much as occurred to him into what uninviting 
quarters he was receiving him. 

* How good of you to come, sir I ' he cried. ' I never 
expected such happiness.' 

* You don't suppose I should go through Cambridge 

and never beat up your quarters, my boy ? But, dear 

me, how ill you are looking 1 ' 
'Amll I don't feel ill/ 

* Humph ! you're overdoing it. But aren't you 
going to offer me some breakfast ? ' 

George coloured, and his spirits sank as his eyee 
fell on the scanty fare of which he himself had been 
partaking. 

1 It's only bread-and-butter/ he said. 

* And what better ? ' said Dr. Wilkins, sitting down j 
' and I warrant the butter's good if it's your mother's 
making/ 

* So it is/ said George, beginning to recover hi* 
spirits. ' And how did you leave them at home, 
sir?' 

1 First-rate, my boy ; looking much better than you 
are. And so this is your den ? Well, it's J 



20 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Nothing very grand/ put in George. 



t T"! 



Exactly, nothing very grand ; but I dare say you 
find it as good a place to read in as a drawing-room, 
eh ? Now tell me all about yourself, my boy, while I 
drink this good tea of yours.' 

And George, with light heart and beaming face, told 
his good friend of all his doings, his hardships, his 
difficulties, his triumphs, and his ambitions. 

And Dr. Wilkins sat and listened with pride and 
thankfulness at heart, to find his young protege the 
same earnest, unaffected boy he had parted with from 
Muggerbridge six months before. They talked for a 
long time that morning . The tutor and boy passed 
in review all the work hitherto accomplished and 
discussed the programme of future study. Many 
were the wholesome counsels the elder gave to the 
younger, and many were the new hopes and resolutions 
which filled the lad's heart as he opened all his soul 
to his good friend. 

' And now,' said Dr. Wilkins, * I want you to take 
me to see your college and chapel.' 

George looked perplexed. Who was he to conduct 
a Doctor of Divinity over his college. Such a hermit's 
life had he led that he hardly knew the ins and outs 
of the place himself, and there was not a single man 
in the college to whom he was not a stranger. 

1 I'm afraid you've chosen a bad guide,' faltered he. 

' I don't know any of the men, and very little of the 

place.' 

' Oh, never mind that,' said the doctor ; ' it will be 

all the more interesting to make a tour of discovery, 

so come along ! ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 221 

George put on his cap and gown and obeyed. For 
a moment he wished the gown had been long enough 
to conceal the patch on the knee of his trousers, but 
the next he laughed at himself for his vanity. 

* There's nothing to be ashamed of/ thought he, 
* and if it is patched — well, it is.' 

And thus consoling himself, he accompanied the 
doctor across the quadrangle. 

Men certainly did stare at him as he passed, and 
some of them deemed him a queer ' specimen/ and 
others wondered what St. George's was coming to. 
But my master, if he noticed their looks, disregarded 
them, and as for Dr. Wilkins, he smiled to himself to 
think how prone mankind is to judge by appearances. 

' Unless I mistake/ mused he to hiiusolf, ' these 
young sparks of St. George's will some day think fit 
to be proud of their poor fellow-collegian.' 

The two made the tour of the college, and finished 
up with the grand old Gothic chapel. It was easy to 
guess why George's face lit up as he approached the 
place. The deep notes of an organ were sounding 
across the quadrangle, and as they entered the door a 
Hood of harmony swept towards them down the long 
aisles. Dr. Wilkins could feel the boy's arm tremble, 
and heard the sigh of delight which escaped his lips. 
Without a word they eat in the nearest stalls, and 
listened while the music went on. How it rose and 
fell, how it trembled in the oak arches of the roof, and 
jwept through the choir down to Avhere they sat 1 It 
was only an ordinary organist's practice ; but to 
George, after his hard work, and with the memories 
of home revived by the presence of his dear tutor, it 



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222 THE ADVENTURES OF 

came as a breath from heaven. Daily, nearly, had he 
heard that organ since his coming to Cambridge, but 
never had it delighted him as it did now. 

' Can we Bee the organ ? ' he said, when the last 
chord had died away. 

" Let us try/ said the doctor. 

The gallery door was open, and ascending the 
stairs to the organ loft, they found the organist 
preparing to depart. 

' We have been a clandestine audience,' said the 
doctor, ' and couldn't help coming to thank you for 
the treat you have given us. My young friend here is 
music mad/ 

The organist smiled. 

1 You took me at a disadvantage/ he said, ' I was 
only amusing myself/ 

' Whatever you were doing for yourself, you de- 
lighted us/ said the doctor. 

1 Would you like to try the organ ? ' presently said 
the organist to George. 

Oh, what a bound of delight I could feel in my 
master's breast at the invitation. 

* May I ? ' he exclaimed. 

1 Certainly, if you like — and if you can/ added the 
other, hesitatingly, as if not sure whether the lad's 
skill would be equal to his enthusiasm. 

George sat down on the bench, and laid hi3 fingers 
lovingly on the keys. But he withdrew them before 
he had sounded a note. ' I would rather you did not 
watch rne too closely/ he said, nervously, ' fos I am 
only a beginner/ 

1 Let us go and sit down stairs/ suggested the doctor. 



A THREE GUINEA WATGH 223 

The organist looked still more doubtful than 
before, and began to repent his offer. However, 
he retired with the doctor, and made up his mind 
to be excruciated. They sat down in two of the 
stalls and waited. 

And then George began to play. What ho played 
I cannot tell. It began first in a faint whisper o? 
music which swelled onward into a pure choral 
melody. Then suddenly the grand old roof trembled 
with the clash of a martial movement, strong and 
steady, which carried the listener onward till he wag, 
with the sound, lost in the far distance. Then, in 
wailing minor numbers the music returned, slowly 
working itself up into the tumult and fury of a 
pent-up agony, and finally sweeping all before it 

in a wild hurricane of bitterness. Then a pause, 
and then sweetly and in the far distance once 
more rose the quiet hymn, and after that all was 
silence. 

After the first few notes the organist had uttered a 
startled ejaculation, and drawn the doctor to another 
seat farther down the navo, where, till all was over s 
he sat motionless aa a statue. But the moment the 
musio had ceased he ran up the stairs with a faco 
full of pleasure and admiration, and actually seized 

George by the hand. 

* You're a genius, sir. That was not at all bad, I 

can tell you.' 

A happ} 7 smile was ail the answer George could 
give. 

' Not at all bad/ repeated the organist, ' I was 
telling your friend,' added he to Dr. Wilkins, who 



224 THE ADVENTURES OF 

had returned more slowly to the organ, ' that was 
not at all bad. He must come here often.* 

1 Nothing, I am sure, would'delight him more/ said 
the doctor. * Eh, my boy ? ' 

1 Nothing, indeed,' said George, ' but — ■ — ■' 



' But your reading, I suppose.' 

' Never mind your reading, sir ! ' exclaimed the 
organist. ' What's that to music ? Take my advice, 
and go in for music/ 

Poor George ! for a moment he felt tempted to 
abandon all his ambitions and resolutions at the 
prospect of a career so delightful and congenial. 
But he was made of firmer stuff than Tom Drift, 
and replied, 

_ _ _ l 

' I cannot do that, sir ; but if I may come now and 
then " 

' Come whenever you like,' said the organist ; and 
so saying he shook George and his friend by the hand, 
and hurried from the chapel. 

This was the event which of all others brightened 
George Reader's first year at college. 

Instead of aimless walks, he now stole at every 
3 pare moment (without cutting into his ordinary 
work) to the organ, and there revelled in music. 
His acquaintance with the college organist increased 
and developed into a friendship, of which mutual 

admiration formed a large element, and one happy 
Sunday, a year after his arrival at Cambridge, he 
received, for the first time, the much coveted per- 
mission to preside at the organ during a college service, 
a task of which he acquitted himself so well — nay, 
so remarkably well — that not only did he frequently 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 225 

find himself again in the same position, but his playing 
came to be a matter of remark among the musical 
Bet of St. George's. 

1 Who is the fellow who played to-day ? ' a man 
inquired one day of the organist ; ' is he a pupil of 
yours ? ' 

* No. I might be a pupil of his in some things. 
He's a boy, and, mark my words, if he goes on as he's 
begun he'll be heard of some day.' 

' What's his name, do you know ? ' inquired the 
Youth. 

'I don't even know that, I never Here he 



comes 



l 



* Introduce me, will you ? ' 

' With pleasure. Allow me to "introduce Mr. 
Halliday,' said the organist to George. 

Halliday I Wasn't that a familiar name to me ? 
Was it possible? This fine fellow, then, was no other 
than Jim Halliday, whom I had last seen as a boy on 
the steps of Randlebury, with his chum Charlie 
Newcome, waving farewell to Tom Drift. 

Ah, how my heart beat at being thus once more 
brought back into the light of those happy days by 
this unexpected meeting ! 

My master by no means shared my delight at the 
incident. He had always shrunk from acquaintance- 
ships among his fellow-collegians. With none, hither- 
to, but the organist had he become familiar, and that 
only by virtue of an irresistible common interest. His 
poverty and humble station forbade him to intrude 
his fellowship on the clannish gentry of St. George'e, 

and certainly his cravings for hard study led him, e» 



226 THE ADVENTURES OF 

far from considering the exclusion aa a hardship, to 
look upon it as a mercy, and few things he desired 
more devoutly than that this satisfactory state of 
affairs might continue. 

I do not say George was right in this. Sociability 
is, to a certain extent, a duty, and one that ought not 
without the soundest reason to be shirked. George 
may have carried his reserve rather too far, biit at 
any rate you will allow he erred on the right side, if 

he erred at all, and carried his purpose through with 
more honesty and success than poor Tom Drift had 
displayed in a very similar situation. 

Now, however, his hermitage was in peril of a siege, 
and he quailed as he acknowledged the introduction 
offered him. 

' How are you ? ' said Halliday, with all his own 
downrightness. ' I and a lot of fellows have liked 



cm 



bo. How are you ? ' 

1 I'm quite well, thank you,' faltered George. 

( You're a freshman, I suppose ? * asked Jim. 

' No, I'm in my second year.' 

1 Are you ? I thought I knew all the men in ths 
college ; but perhaps you live in the town ? ' 

' No, I live in college. 1 

c Where are your rooms ? ' asked the astonished Jim. 

* In, or rather under, H staircase,' replied George, 
* Perhaps you would know the place best as the 
" Mouse-trap." ' 

Jim could not resist a whistle of surprise and a 
rapid scrutiny of his new acquaintance. 

' The " Mouse-trap " I That's an awful hole, isn't it 1 ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 227 

1 Yea,' said George, his candour coming to his rescue 
to deliver him from this cross-examination, ' but it's 
cheap ' 

Jim looked as afflicted as if he had been seized with 
a sudden toothache. 



What 



Please excuse 



my rudeness ; I never meant to annoy you.' 

' You have not done so. You are not the sort of 

man I should mind knowing I was poor - , 

( Of course not ; so am I poor ; but don't let's talk 

ol that. Will you come to my rooms 1 ' 
George hesitated, and then answered, 
' I'd rather not, please. I'm reading hard, and, 

besides ' 



1 Besides what ? ' 

1 I've no right to expect you to associate with me/ 

* Why ever not 1 ' 

* I may as well tell you straight out. My father is 
% gamekeeper, and I am a gamekeeper's son.' 

Jim laughed pleasantly. 

1 Well, really your logic is perfect, but I can't say 
&-rj much for your sense. Bless you, man, aren't we 
ali of us lineal descendants of a gardener ? Como 
along ! ' 

* Please excuse me,' again faltered George ; ' you are 
very kind, but your friends may not thank you for -' 

1 My friends ! — oh, yus 1 ' blurted out Jim. ' What 
on earth business have they to put their noses into 
my affairs. Like their impudence, all of them ! ' 

Jim 5 you will see, was still a boy, though he had 
whiskers. 

' Don't blame them till they have offended. Any- 



*ft-i 



28 THE ADVENTURES OF 



Low, Mr. HaUiday, please exouse me. I want to read, 
and have made a rule never to go out.' 

' Look here — what's your name ? * began Jim. 

* Reader,' replied my master. 

' Reader I Are you the fellow who's in for the 
Wigram Scholarship ? ' cried Jim, in astonishment. 

' Yes,' replied George ; * how did you know ? ' 

' Only that some of the fellows are backing you for 
^ inner.' 

George laughed. ' They'll be disappointed,' he said. 

' I hope not/ said Jim, ' for if you get it you'll be 
free of the college, and get into rather better quarters 
than the " Mouse-trap." But look here, Reader, do 
come to my rooms, there's a good fellow ; if you don't 
want any friends, don't prevent my having one.' 

This was irresistible, and George had nothing for 
it but to yield, and with many misgivings to accompany 
his new friend. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 229 



CHAPTER XXII 




How my master and I went out to breakfast, 

and whom we met. 

IM HALLIDAY — now a strapping youth of nine- 
teen — was a good representative of the e steady 
set ' at St. George's College. Indeed, as he was intend- 
ing to become a clergyman in due time, it would have 
been a deplorable thing if this had not been the case. 
He worked hard, and though not a clever fellow, had 
already taken a good position in the examination 
lists of his college. He was also an ardent superin- 
tendent at a certain ragged-school in the town con- 
ducted by University men ; and was further becoming 
a well-known figure in the debates at the Union 
on all which accounts his friends were not a little 
satisfied. But on one point Jim and his friends 
did not hit it. Ever since his Randlebury days he 
had kept up his passion for athletic sports, and if 
he had now been famous for nothing else at his college, 
he would at least have been noted as a good bat, a 
famous boxer, a desperate man in a football scrimmage, 
and a splendid oar. It was on this subject that 
Jim and his relations were at variance. When I 



2 3 o THE ADVENTURES OF 

speak of ' relations ' I refer, by the way, to a certain 
old-fashioned uncle and aunt in Cornwall, who since 
Jim's father's death had assumed the guardianship of 
that youth and his brothers and sisters. This good 
uncle and aunt were horribly shocked that one destined 
for so solemn a sphere in life as the ministry should 
profane himself with athletic sports. The matter 
formed the theme for many serious remonstrances, 
and long letters addressed to the depraved Jim, 
who, on his part, maintained his side of the argument 
with characteristic vehemence. He actually spent 
a whole day in the college library, making out a list 
of all the athletic divines in history since the creation 
of the world, the which he hurled triumphantly at his 
good relations' heads as an unanswerable challenge. 
But, however satisfactory it may have been to Jim, 
it failed to convince them, and neither party being 
disposed to give in, the feud in this particular had 
become chronic. 

All this Jim contrived to impart to George (for lack 
of better conversation) in the course of a short walk 
previous to the breakfast in his rooms, to which he 
was leading his new acquaintance a captive. 

* I suppose we shall have it all opened again now/ 
he remarked, ' for you may have seen that my name 
is down to play in the football match against Sand- 
hurst.' 

' I never read the athletic intelligence in the papers/ 

said George. 

' Well, my uncle and aunt do. The names were 
actually printed in the Times, and I shall be greatly 
surprised if I don't find a letter or telegram when I 



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get back to my rooms. We may aa well beat to 
quarters, though, or the fellows will be waiting/ 

' You didn't tell me any one else was to be there/ 
said George reproachfully, suddenly stopping short. 
* I can't come 1 ' 

f Stuff and nonsense,' said Jim ; ' they won't eat 
you ! ' 

' Halliday,' said George, hurriedly, ' I'm much 
obliged to you for asking me, but I have made a rule, 
as I tell you, never to go out, and I've told you the 
reason/ 

1 An utterly rubbishing reason ! ' put in Jim. 

* I promised to come with you because I thought 
there would be only us two ; but I really can't come 
if there are more.' 

' My dear fellow,' said Jim good-humouredly, ' any 
one else would bo offended with you. Why, you're a 
regular bear.' 



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and looking very uncomfortable, ' and I don't want to 
he that.' 

' Of course you don't ; so come along. Why, my 
dear fellow, one would think my friends were all ad 
abandoned wretches as I ara, by the manner in whioh 
you shrink from the notion of meeting them, but they 



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aren t. 



' Do let me off,' put in George, in despair. 
* Not a bit of it. But I tell you what, if you don't 
like them or me ' 



* It's not that, you know, but I've no right to associ- 



ate 



* Associate with your grandmother I Come this 



232 THE ADVENTURES OF 

once, and I'll never ask you again unless you like, 
there 1 ' 

' Who are the fellows ? ' asked George. 

' Two of them are College men — very nice men, in 
ray humble opinion ; and, now I come to think of it, 
one of them, Clarke, is in against you for the " Wig- 
ram,'* but every one ea} T s you're Bafe ; and the third 
is an old particular school chum, who is playing in 
Sandhurst team against us, and whom it is therefore 
my interest to incapacitate by a howling breakfast/ 

George laughed. 

* I wish you'd let him eat my share as well.' 

* I dare say he would be equal to the occasion. New- 
come was always a good trencherman.' 

At the name I bounded nearly out of my master's 

pocket. Kewcomo ! an old school chum of Jim 
Ilalliday's, It must be my old master 1 And — yee 

now I remembered, he had spoken in one of his letters 
to Tom Drift of going to Sandhurst Military College. 
It must be he. How I longed for my master to make 
up his mind and go to the breakfast 1 

( But I wouldn't have you miss seeing him/ said Jim, 
1 for I'm no end proud of him ; and when you've once 
Been him, you'll have seen the best fellow going. That 
is/ added he, 'present company of course excepted/ 

' I'm sure he's a nice man/ 

1 Nice I Of course, and therefore fit company for 
you and me ; so come along, old man. I never had 
such hard work inviting a man to breakfast in all my 

life/ 

4 I'm certain I'm ill-mannered/ said George, ' but 
I won't hold out any more. You will ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 233 

' Hurrah, that's settled, and here we are, too ! ' 
With that he led the way up a staircase, on the 
second floor of which he opened a door, and ushered 
George into his rooms. No one was there yet, and 
there was consequently time to look about. Jim's 
rooms were nothing very grand, but they were pala- 
tial compared with the * Mouse-trap.' Cheerful and 
well-lighted, with a pleasant look-out into the old 
quadrangle, comfortably furnished, further enlivened 
with all those adornments in the shape of swords, 
fencing-sticks, dumb-bells, etc., without which no 

model undergraduate's rooms would be complete. 
George could hardly help sighing as his thoughts 
flew back to his own dingy cell under ' H ' staircase. 

* Lay another plate, Smith/ said Jim, addressing his 

( gyP ' '» ' an( * now > °ld man, make yourself comfort- 
able.' 

And then the host, in a business-like way, devoted 
himself to the mysteries of coffee-making and egg- 
boiling, in the midst of which occupation Clarke 
and the other St. George's man arrived. 

George felt very miserable on being introduced and 

devoutly hoped the fellows would have sufficient to 

converse about among themselves, without it being 

needful for him to come under observation. This 

reserve, however, he was not destined to maintain 
for very long. 

* Halliday/ said Clarke, * were you in chapel this 
morning ? ' 

4 Yes/ 

1 Well, did you ever hear the organ so grandly 
played ? 9 



234 THE ADVENTURES OF 

George blushed deeply, half with pleasure at this 
genuine compliment, and half with nervousness at 
the turn the talk was taking, 

c And it wasn't the regular organist/ said Clarke's 
friend, ' for I saw him downstairs.' 

I No, it's some fellow — plough-boy or stable-boy ^ 
or somebody he's got hold of, so I heard. Whoeve? 
he is, he knows how to play.' 

At this point Jim was as red in the face as George, 
and equally embarrassed. 

' Is the fellow at college, do you know ? ' asked 
Clarke's friend. 

I I believe so, in fact ' 

1 In fact,' broke out Jim, in fear of further awkward- 
ness, ' in fact the gentleman you are speaking of is 
my friend here.' 

If Clarke and his friend had suddenly been con- 
fronted by a tribe of wild Indians they could not 
have been more taken aback than they were at this 
announcement. In fact, it was an awkward moment 
for everybody. Nobody knew exactly what to say, 
or which way to look. But a welcome interruption 
arrived. 

My heart beat suddenly as I heard at the bottom 
of the stairs a sound. Some one was coming up two 
steps at a time. Nearer and nearer the light feet 
came, and my agitation told me whom they brought. 
There was a rap at the door, a click on the latch, and 
then, after all these years, I saw once more my dear 
first master, Charlie Newcome. Little he guessed I 
was so near him ! 

He had spent the previous day with Jim, and was 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 235 

therefore no stranger in hia rooms ; indeed, from the 
moment he entered them, he appeared as much at 
home there as their own master. He greeted the 
visitors pleasantly, and then, in the old Randlebury 
style, demanded if breakfast was anywhere near ready, 
as he was starving. 

He had the beginnings of a fierce moustache, he 
stood six feet high in his boots, and there was a look 
of power about him which exceeded even the promise 
of hia Randlebury days. Otherwise he was the same. 
Ho had the same clear, honest eyes, the same frank 
smile, the same merry laugh, for which every one had 
loyed him then ; and as I looked at him and rejoiced, 
I felt I would give the world to be back in my old place 
in his pocket. 

Jim, as he himself had said, was proud enough 01 
his friend, and no wonder. Hia arrival, too, at the 
instant when it occurred, was most opportune, and 
made him a specially welcome addition to our party, 
which, including my master, was very soon on the 
best of terms round the hospitable Jim's table. 

' It's not often/ said that worthy, ' one gets two 
pairs of deadly enemies eating out of the same dish/ 

' What's the fellow talking about ? ' asked Charlie, 
passing up his plate for more steak. 

' Well/ said Jim, ' you and I are, or shall be, deadly 
enemies to-day, old man.' 

* Rather/ responded Charlie ; ' so much the worse 
for you. But where'3 the other pair ? ' 

'Why, Clarke and Reader/ 

' I ? ' exclaimed Clarke, in an alarmed tone. * I hope 
Mr. Reader and I are not at enmity ? ' 



236 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* Oh, yes, you are; don't you know Reader's the 
follow in against you for the '* Wigram " ? ' said 
Jim. 

Clarke was astonished. He had been told there 
was another candidate for the scholarship, who in 

some quarters was considered a formidable opponent, 
but he had never fairly realized the fact till 
now. 

Tm very glad to meet you/ eaid he, courteously, 
to George ; ' though I can hardly wish you as much 
success in your exam, as I dare say you wish your- 
self/ 

' I hope I shall not break my heart if I lose/ replied 
George. ' Are we the only two in for it ? ' 

And then they fell to talking about their approaching 
struggle) during which I gave heed to a hurried talk 
between Charlie and Jim. 

* Do you remember Tom Drift ? ' asked Jim. 
Charlie's face at once became serious as he replied, 

* How could I forget him ? What about him % ' 

1 Why/ said Jim, ' I had a letter from my brother 
Joe the other day, and he says Tom has altogether 
gone to the bad. He met him drunk coming out of 
some slum in Holborn, and followed him for a long 
time in hopes of being able to speak to him, but the 
fellow couldn't, or wouldn't recognize him, and only 
ewore. He is living at some disreputable lodging- 
house ' 



' Where 1 J exclaimed Charlie, excitedly. 
' I don't know. Why ! what's the matl 



Charlie 



* I dare say. Whv 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 237 

* Because I must go and see him. Could you find 
out to-day by telegram ? s 

' I'll try.' Presently he added, ' I could never make 
out why you stuck to the fellow as you did, old man, 
especially when he turned against you. You're a 
better man than ever I shall be.* 

s Nonsense ! I promised once to be his friend, 
that's all. Do send the telegram soon. And now 
tell me who's the pale man talking to Clarke ?.' 

' A fellow called Reader — one of the cleverest men 
we've got.' 

1 He looks half-starved ! ' 

' Yes ; I'm afraid he's — I mean, I don't think he 
takes proper care of himself.' 

'Pity,' said Charlie. 'I say, old man, this is rare 
steak ! Give us a bit more. What time does the 
match begin ? ' 

1 At two. You old beggar I see if I don't pay off 
some old scores before the day's over.' 

' I thought you told me once your people didn't 
fancy your going in for athletics ? ' 

s No more they do. I expect a stinger by this 
post ; but I shall not open it till after the match. 
What matches we used to have at llandlebury ! ' 

' Didn't we ! ' 

* And do you remember what an ass you used to 
make of yourself over that precious silver watch of 
yours ? ' 

It did one good to hear the laugh with which Charlie 
greeted this reminder. 

* I'd give my repeater, and a ten-pound note besides, 
to get back that old watch/ said he. (If he had but 



238 THE ADVENTURES OF 

known 1) * But there's no knowing where it is now ; 
poor Tom Drift must have parted with it years 

ago/ 

With sucl talk the meal proceeded, and presently 
the conversation grew more general, and branched out 
on to all sorts of topics. George, having got over the 
first strangeness of finding himself in society, found it 
not so bad after all ; and, indeed, he very soon amazed 
himself bv the amount he talked. It was a new world 
to him, the hermit of the ' Mouse-trap/ to find himself 
exchanging ideas with men of his own intellectual 
standing ; and he certainly forgave Jim his persistency 
in compelling his company this morning. He forgot 
the patches in his clothes among such gentlemen as 
Clarke and Charlie, and for the first time in his life 
felt himself superior to his natural diffidence and 
reserve. Who could help being at his ease where 
Charlie was ? He kept up a running fire of chaff at 
his old schoolfellow, for which occasionally the others 
came in ; and if it be true that laughter is a good 
digestive, Jim Halliday's breakfast that morning must 
have agreed with the five who partook of it. 

' Who's this coming 1 ' suddenly exclaimed the latter, 
as there came a sound of footsteps slowly ascending 
the stairs. 

' Two of them ! ' said Charlie. ' Perhaps it's your 
tailor and your hatter with their little bills.' 

' Whoever it is, they're blowing hard,' said Clarke, 

' They don't enjoy my " Gradus at Parnassum," ' 
said Jim. ' Come in, all of you ! ' he shouted. 

The door opened slowly, and there appeared to 
the astonished eyes of Jim and his party a grave 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 239 

middle-aged gentleman and still more grave and 
middle-aged lady. 

1 Oh, my prophetic soul 1 my uncle and aunt 1 ' 
groaned Jim. 



2 4 o THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER XXIII 



How Jim's uncle and aunt spent a different sort 
of day from that which they had expected. 

r 

THE apparition was indeed none other than Jim 
Halliday's dreaded uncle and aunt, and the 
object of their visit was easy to guess. They had, in 
fact, taken the long journey from Cornwall as fast as 
express trains could bring them, in order to remonstrate 
personally with their depraved nephew on the error 
of Iris ways. 

They were evidently as astonished to find Jim's 
room full of visitors, as Jim on his part was to see 
them, and they looked so taken aback and discon- 
certed that the party at once rose, and offered to 
take their leave. Clarke and his friend actually 
did depart, but Jim still had presence of mind enough 
left to groan out an entreaty to Charlie and my master 
that they would remain — an appeal so pathetic that 
t^cre was no resisting it. 

Charlie politely handed the good people to chairs, 
while Jim, under cover of preparing a second edition 
of breakfast, hastily arranged his plan of defence. 

' Reader/ he whispered to my master, ' whatever 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 241 

you do, keep the talk going, old man, or it's all U P.* 
Then turning to his relatives, he broke out, 

' This is a surprise 1 How are you both ? Upon 
my word, you're looking grandly. Hew kind to 
come and 6ce mo up here ! Will you allow me to 
introduce my two friends, Ensign Newcome and Mr. 
Reader ? My uncle and aunt, gentlemen.' 

The uncle and aunt bowed gravely, and in a 
frightened sort of way, in acknowledgment of the 
courteous greeting of the two young men. It was 
clear they had expected to find Jim alone, and over 
a quiet cup of cocoa to reduce liim to a sense of his 
wickedness. It put them out of their reckoning, 
quite, to find that, if they were to open fire at once, 
it would have to be in the presence of these two gen- 
tlemanly and rather imposing strangers. However, 
they were too full of their mission to delay, and bo 
the uncle began, 

' It will be as well, James, that I should state to 



you 

' Not a word now, till you've had some breakfast/ 
interrupted the wary Jim. ' My poor dear aunt must 
be simply fagged to death. Do take your- bonnet 
off, and come and Bit here in the easy-chair. Let 
me make you some cocoa ; I know the way you 
take it, exactly. Try those chops in front of you, 
sir, they are prime, as Charlie will tell you. Reader, 
old man, draw in and keep us company. Well, I 
declare, this is a jolly family party ! And what's 
the news down in your part of the world ? Have 
you had a good harvest ? My uncle comes from 
Cornwall, Charlie.' 



242 THE ADVENTURES OF 

And he gave his friend a lugubrious wink, as much 
as to say, * Keep it up.' 

' Do you live near the sea 1 ' thereupon began 
Charlie. 

' Pretty near, that ia, about twenty miles off/ said 
the uncle, looking at Charlie under his spectacles. 

1 My love, the gentleman will laugh at you/ said 
bis good lady. ' I call twenty miles a long way,' 

' I perfectly agree with you, ma'am/ said Charlie. 
1 Twenty miles is a good distance in this little island 
of ours. But it's curious how little they make of 
such a distance in a big country like India, for in- 
stance, where I am going. There, I am told, it in. 
quite a common thing for a man to be twenty mile* 
from his next-door neighbour, and yet be on con- 
stant visiting terms/ 

' Dear me ! ' said the uncle. 

* You don't know India, I suppose, sir ? ' inquire J 
Charlie. 

' No ; that is ' 

1 He's only read about it in books/ again put ia 
the aunt ; * and so, my love, you'd better say at onco 
you don't know anything about it.' 

' Well/ said Charlie, ' it depends a good deal oa 
the books. Some books of travel are so vivid one 
almost seems to be in the country they describe. 
Er — what did you say, Reader ? ' 

Reader was quick enough to take this broad hint, 
and keep up the talk. 

' To my mind, the most interesting books are those 
which describe, not so much places, as people and 
their manners. There are a great many books of 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 243 

thia kind about India. One I lately read was specially 
interesting.' 

And then, to Jim's unbounded delight and grati- 
tude, George began calmly to give a review a quarter 
of an hour long of the work in question for tko 

benefit of the two old people, who, as they listened, 
became more and more impressed with the import- 
ance of their nephew's friend, and of the impossibility 
of obtruding their special grievance on the party at 
the present time. Indeed, the aunt had almost for- 
gotten the speech with which she had come prepared, 
in her pleasure at hearing the young men talk, and 
she even joined in the conversation in a manner which 
showed how she enjoyed it. The uncle was still 
gloomy, and appeared to be waiting the first 
favourable opportunity for ' coming to the point/ 
The opportunity, however, never occurred. After 
a long and lively talk on all sorts of matters, Jim 
adroitly turned the conversation on to the subject of 
athletics by appealing to his uncle to add his voice 
to that of Reader's other friends in rebuking hiiji 
for never taking any exercise. 

' Look at his pale face ! ' he exclaimed ; * isn't it a 
disgrace ? ' 

George bore this attack good-naturedly, and began 
to excuse himself ; but the uncle, who had not before 
noticed his looks, interrupted him by saying, 

* Pardon me, sir, but I quite agree with James. lr 
is very wrong to cultivate the brain at the expense o£ 
the body/ 

This observation brought down Charlie's hearty 
approval, who forthwith launched into a rhapsody 



244 THE ADVENTURES OF 

on athletic sports — particularly football — appealing in 
every sentence to the uncle, who now found himself 
fairly in the toils. 

' If it were for nothing more than the moral training 
it gives a man/ said Charlie—' for the pluck, manli- 
ness, and endurance it puts into him — we couldn't 
over-estimate the value of athletics ; could we, sir ? * 

' No — er — that is to say * 

1 Why, look at Jim, here ! Upon my word, sir, if 
you 11 excuse me saying it, it does you the greatest 
credit the way he has been brought up to value 
healthy exercise. Why, there are some parents and 
guardians who, instead of encouraging that sort of 
thing, would positively so far wrong their sons as to 
forbid it. I can't make out that sort of training, can 
you ? ' 

1 Eh ? Well, possibly not, 5 faltered the uncle, turn- 
ing very red. 

' Of course not, and you'll have your reward in 
peeing Jim turn out a far better clergyman than your 
mollycoddles, who don't know the way to look 
their fellow-men straight in the face. Jim, old man, 
you've had my cup up there ten minutes \ hand 

it up.' 

Jim filled it to overflowing, as a token, perhaps, of 
the gratitude of his heart towards his champion, and 
forthwith handed it up, 

' And a -promos of that/ pursued Charlie, having 
gulped down his coffee, ' you are just come up here 
in the nick of time, for there's a glorious football 
match on to-day * 



The uncle groaned and the aunt fidgeted. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 245 

' In which Jim is playing, and no one deserves the 
honour better. You must come and see it by all 
means. Eh, Jim ? * 

' Rather,' said Jim ; * it would never do to miss it, 
especially as Newcome is playing against -us. The 
worst of it is, as we are both engaged, there will be 
no one to pilot you about.' 

' I shall be very glad/ said Reader — though, if 
truth must be told, his politeness cost him an 
effort — ' if your uncle and aunt will let me. I'm 
almost as great a stranger, though, in the town as 
they are.' 

' You are very kind, sir/ said Jim's aunt, who had 
been long since gained over by the enemy. ' We 
shall be most pleased to have your escort. Eh, my 
love ? Besides, wc shall help to keep you out in the 
fresh air for once. But, James/ she said, ' I can't 
get over you and Mr. Newcome being opponents in 
this match and yet such friends/ 

Every one laughed at this, and Charlie confided to 
the good lady his fixed determination of breaking her 
nephew's legs before the day was out — a purpose 
which, from the speaker's point of view, she could 
not help admitting was a laudable one. 

Thus the breakfast ended very satisfactorily for 
every one except the uncle, who had at last dis- 
covered the trap into which ho had let himself fall, 
from which, however, he could not with grace free 
himself. 

Three hours later the two worthies, having seen 
many of the sights of Cambridge with the advantage 
of Reader's escort, found themselves with some hun- 



246 THE ADVENTURES OF 

dreds of other spectators on the field in which ths 



t 



notable football match of Cambridge v. Sandhurs 
was immediately about to begin. 

Jim Halliday's uncle and aunt could hardly have 
denied that the thirty young men, half of them in 
blue jerseys and half in red, who were now strolling 
out on to the ground, were as fine a body of youths 
as one could easily encounter in the course of a long 
day's march. The picture of health and physique, 
they seemed almost like some of those heroes of old 
beside whom poor everyday man was wont to shrink 
into insignificance. Among the blues towered Jim, 
among the reds Charlie, two by no means the least 
noble-looking of the company. 

* How well James looks in that dress, my love I " 
said the aunt. 

' My love ? could hardly dispute the fact, so he said 
nothing ; but in his secret heart he began to doubt 
whether he had not taken an exaggerated view of ths 
demoralizing nature of athletic sports. 

Play was soon ordered, and then amidst breathless 
silence the ball shot upward, propelled by the vigorous 
kick of the Sandhurst captain. 

It ia not my purpose to follow in all its details the 
famous match of which I was that day spectator. 
My muse has other things to sing of besides rallies 
and charges, scrimmages and drop kicks, touchdowns 
and passings. To me the game was chiefly interest- 
ing as it was interesting to Jim Halliday and Charlie 
Newcome ; but as during the first part of the match 
both these worthies were what they would call ' out of 
it ' — that is, on outpost duty — I found the company I 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 247 

r 

was in better worth studying than the ups and downs 
of the football. 

When the game first began the two good people 
gazed in silent astonishment. It always takes some 
time to understand the humour of a football matoh 
from outside, and Jim's uncle and aunt consequently 
for a time could make nothing out of the constant 
succession of charges and scrimmages of which they 
were witnesses. Presently, however, with the aid of 
their own observation and the remarks of people around 
them, they came to appreciate the sport better, and 
grew proportionately interested. After a time the 
interest grew to excitement and excitement found 
relief in speech. 

1 There's that little red-haired fellow got it again J ' 

exclaimed the aunt ; ' see how he runs I ' 

* Wait a bit I ' cried the uncle ; ' that fellow there 
will catch him— no, he hasn't — just look at him ; 
there's smartness for you 1 Ah i he's down I ' 

1 But another of the blues has got the ball V cried 
the aunt, starting on tiptoe. ' Well, to be sure I five on 
to one I what a shame 1 ' 

And so they kept up a running commentary on tha 
fortunes of the game, much to George's amusement 
and that of those near us. Now and then the uncle 
appeared suddenly to recollect himself, and would 
come out with a grunt of disapproval. Once, for 
instance, when by a sort of common impulse the 
whole of the players engaged in one of the scrim 



ground 



ejaculate 



' Disgraceful 1 ' 



243 THE ADVENTURES OF 

* Hold your tongue, my love,' broke in hia wife ; 
• you know very well you'd like to be in it yourself if 
you were a boy. / would ! * 

After that the uncle, whatever he thought, said 
nothing. 

The sides appeared to be very evenly matched ; so 
much so, that when ' half-time * was called neither had 
gained the least advantage. 

Just as the sides were changing over, preparing to 
renew the contest, a man came running up to where 
our party stood and called out, 

* Will any one lend mo a watch ? Mine has stopped.' 
This man was the timekeeper for Cambridge, and 

indeed was no other than Clarke's friend, one of the 
breakfast-party that morning. 

' Here is one I ' cried George, recognizing him and 
unfastening me from his ribbon-chain. The next 
moment I was hurrying towards the goals in my 
borrower's hands. 

I had now nothing for it but to attend closely to 
the game, for the old gentleman and lady were too far 
away for me to be able to observe them any further. 

The ball was started again, and I had the satis- 
faction of seeing that both Jim and Charlie were in 
new posts, which promised a better chance of sport. 
And bo it happened. 

Hardly bad the first scrimmage been formed when 
Jim was seen slipping out of it with the bail under his 
arm, making straight for the Sandhurst goal. He 
was quickly stopped, however, and after a desperate 
encounter the ball got free and rolled out of the crush 
towards where Charlie stood. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 249 

He, not waiting to pick it up. went at it with a 
flying kick. Up flew the ball, amid cheers and shouts, 
right over the heads of the players, and had it not 
been for the promptitude of the Cambridge : backs ' it 
might have got behind their goal. And now, as if 
every one knew the time was getting short, the play 
became harder than ever. Many a time did I catch 
sight of my two Randlebury friends in the thick 
of the fight, sometimes hand to hand, sometimes 
separated by a living wall of humanity, but always 
doing their work, and straining for the one object. 
The time went on. The man who held me looked at 
me now oftener than he had done hitherto ; and 
presently, when I pointed to five minutes to four, he 
cried out to a player near him, ' Five minutes more.' 
That player was Charlie Newcome. and I saw his faoe 
flush as of old, and knew he at anv rate intended to 
make the most of the brief time remaining. 

But two of the minutes were gone before his chance 
came. Then there was a cry, and all eyes turned 
towards him, for there came the ball flying straight to 
where he stood. In a moment he had it, and started 
to run. It was a desperate chance, but Charlie was 
ready for desperate deeds. Shout rose on shout, and 
cheer on cheer, as first one, then another of the enemy 
was overturned or dodged. The more he achieved, 
the less his enemies ventured against him, and he 
dashed through their s forwards ' and between their 
' quarter-backs.' Next moment, with a mighty swoop, 
their ' half-back ' fell to the earth. 

And now there are but two men to pass, and one of 
these is Jim Halliday. The avenging host follows in 



250 THE ADVENTURES OF 

hot haste behind, but the issue of the fight lies with 
these two. See the grin of joy on Jim's face as 
he throws away hi3 cap, and watches his dear enemy 
advance I It was as if a trumpet-call had suddenly 
sounded in the ears of two old chargers, and to them 
that moment the world was all contained in the 
space which severed them. Straight as an arrow 
rushed Charlie, firm as a rock waited Jim. Nor had 
he long to wait. With a bound and a howl his enemy 
leapt at him, and next moment the two were locked 
in an embrace the shook of which even I could dis- 
tinctly hear. Oh, shades of Randlebury I did your 
school every turn out two finer men than this pair 
of struggling, straining, rival friends ? The collision 
occurred close to the goal-line, and a moment after- 
wards a cry of * Maul I ' proclaimed that they had in 

their struggle crossed the line, and that consequently 
(in accordance with the law of the game) the contes 
for the ball must be decided by these two alone, 
without aid or hindrance from the breathless friends 
and foes who stood round. A fair field and no favour I 
A ring was formed, and as my heart beat rapidly on 
towards the critical moment, these two strained every 
nerve to get the advantage for his side before * time ' 
should be called. 

' Bravo, our man I ' cried one. * Stick to it, New- 
come ! ' shouted others. ' Now you have it, Halliday ! ' 
called out a third. Never was duel before the walls 

of Troy more desperate. The crowd burst in on to 
the field and thronged round, foremost among 
whom Jim's aunt's voice was heard crying out 
shrilly, 



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' Well, I never, it's James and Mr. Newcome, my 
love. How hot they are [ ' 

It was evident the contest in which the two youths 
were engaged was one not destined to end before time 
was up. I pointed to within half a minute of the 
fated hour — and it would take far longer than that 
for even so powerful a champion as Jim to wrest the 
ball from Charlie's defiant grasp. The timekeeper 
turned away from the rivals and held me up. On 
went my hand, and on went the struggle. 
* Now, Newcome ; one tug more I ' 
' Bravo, our man ! You'll do it yet ! ' 
1 Time's up ! No side i ' 

Then rose those two from the earth, and immediatelv 
the astonished Jim felt himself embraced before tho 
whole multitude by his aunt. 

' Well, James, and how do you feel after it all ? * 
'Hungry,' replied Jim. 

So ended the famous match. After that Jim had 
no more trouble from his uncle and aunt on the sub- 
ject of athletics, which they were fain to admit were 
a branch of science beyond their comprehension. 

Charlie started that same night for London, with 
the intention of making one more effort to help Tom 
Drift at all hazards. I, meanwhile, was restored to 
the possession of my lawful owner, who returned to 
his studies in the ' Mouse-trap ' ; sitting up all night, 
I am sorry to 6ay, to make up for the loss of 
the day. 



252 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER XXIV 



How George Reader went up for his final 
examination and left me behind him. 




LD man, you're overdoing it ! ' 

These words were uttered by Jim Halliday, one 
evening two years after the events related in our 
last chapter, to his friend George Reader, as the two 
Bat together in Jim's rooms at St. George's. 

Time had wrought changes with both. My master 
had secured the scholarship for which he had worked 
so hard during his first year's residence, and no longer 
inhabited the ' Mouse-trap/ His present quarters were 
the rooms immediately above those in which he was 
at this moment sitting, and it is hardly necessary 
to say that the two friends were constantly in one 
another's society. George, though still retaining much 
of his shyness, had made many acquaintances at his 
college, but Jim was his only friend. The two had 
their meals together, attended lectures together, 
worked together, and, though a greater contrast in 
all respects could hardly have been possible, were 

(airly inseparable. 

At the present moment they were both working 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 253 

hard for the grand Tripos examination which was to 
close their college career. Every one said George 
would stand high in this, and Jim (since he had taken 
to hard reading) was expected to pass too, though 
how, none of his friends cared to prophesy. 

They were working hard on the evening in question, 
when Jim, suddenly shutting up his books and pushing 
back his chair, exclaimed, 

' Old man, you're overdoing it ! ' 

George looked up from his work, surprised at the 
interruption. Alas ! his pale face and sunken eyes 
testified only too forcibly to his friend's protest. I, 
who knew him best, and saw him at all times, had 
watched with grief the steady and persistent under- 
mining of his health, at no times robust, and dreaded 
to think what might be the result of this protracted 
strain on his constitution. 

1 1 tell you, you're overdoing it, old man, and you 
must pull up ! ' 

' Suppose we talk of that afterwards/ said George. 

' Not at all,' retorted the dogged Jim ; * just shut up 
your books, Reader, and listen to me.' 

' I'll listen to you, Jim, but don't make me shut up 
my books. What have you got to say ? ' 

' Just this ; you're doing too much. I can see it. 
Everybody can see it. Do you think I can't see your 
eyes and your cheeks ? Do you think I can't hear 
you blowing like -' 



1 Really — — ' began George. 

1 Listen to me ! ' went on Jim — ' blowing like an old 
broken-winded horse 1 Yes, you may laugh, but I 
mean it. Do you think I don't know you've never 



254 THE ADVENTURES OF 

been out of doors ten minutes that you could help 
for six months ? and that you have even given up the 
organ ? * 

'That's true/ groaned George, leaning back in his 
chair. 

1 Of course it's true, and it's equally true that you'll 
smash up altogether if this goes on much longer. Then 
what will be the use of all your achievements ? What 
will be the good of them to your father and mother, 
for instance, when you are knocked up ? ' 

' I must work up to the Tripos now/ pleaded George, 

* it's only a fortnight/ 

* My dear fellow, how you talk ! As if you weren't 
certain of a first class even if you were not to look 
at another book between now and then/ 

' I'm not at all certain/ said George, anxiously. 

1 Yes you are, and if you hadn't worked yourself 
into an unhealthy, morbid state you would know it. 
No, old fellow, we've never quarrelled yet, and don't 
let us begin/ 

' Certainly not. Why should we ? ' 

1 We shall if I don't get my way. Now tell me, 
what time did you go to bed last night ? ' 

' Three, I believe. 5 

* No, it wasn't, it was four, for I heard you over- 
head ; and the night before it was three ; and the 
night before that, if I mistake not, you didn't go to 
bed at all. Eh ? ' 

George smiled, but said nothing. 

* Well/ said Jim, putting down his foot, * this must 
be stopped. You may work till ten every night, but 
then you must go to bed, or you and I will fall out.' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 255 

Jim looked so grave as he said this that George 
was bound to take it in the earnest way in which it 
was meant. A long argument ensued. George pleaded, 
Jim bullied, and at last my master was obliged to 
promise to give over work at twelve every night for 
the next fortnight. But more he would not promise. 
No persuasions could tempt him out of doors for more 
than a hurried five minutes' walk, or induce him to 
yield to the fascinations of the organ. As the days 
went on, too, he grew more and more despondent 
about his own chances, and implored more than once 
to be released from his promise. But Jim was in- 
flexible, and held him grimly to his engagement. 

1 You're certain to be among the first three/ he said, 
over and over again, ' and if you'll only give yourself 
two days' rest you may be first.' 

' Yes, of the third class,' mournfully replied my 
master. * I tell you what, Jim, it isn't fair to bind me 
down to a promise I made almost under compulsion, 
and for fear of making you angry.' 

' It's quite fair, and you would make me angry if 
you didn't stick to it. Why, my dear fellow, has it 
ever occurred to you I'm in for the same Tripos as 
you, and I'm not behaving as ridiculously as 
you 1 ' 

' You are safe to be in the second class,' said 
George. 

' I wish I were as safe of a second as you are of 
a first ; but I wouldn't kill myself to be senior 
classic.' 

' You forget how important it is for me to take 
a good place.' 



256 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' It is far more important to retain your health.' 

6 Think what a difference it would make at home if 
I got a fellowship.' 

1 What a difference it would make if you had to go 
to a hospital.' 

' What a pity, when I have the chance, not to 
use it.' 

' What a pity, when you have the chance, to throw 
it away by knocking yourself up.' 

1 Surely four days can't make any difference.' 

i Then why not stop work now and take a rest ? * 

It was plain to see these two would never agree, 
and so the time went on until the date of the 
examination arrived. 

The night before the two friends met in George's 
room. George was in low spirits, nervous and fretful. 
It was plain to see his friend's protest had come too 
late to be of much use, for he had grown more and 
more worn every day ; and the additional hours spent 
in bed had only been a source of worry and vexation. 
Jim, on the cipher hand, was doing his best to keep up, 
not his own spirits only, but those of his friend. His 
chances of a second class were as momentous to him 
(though he would not admit it) as his friend's of a 
first, and he too was experiencing, though in a less 
degree, that heart-sinking which so often characterizes 
the eve of an examination. 

' You are not going to work to-night ? ' said he to 
my master. - 

4 1 think I must/ said George, wearily, and putting 
his hand to his forehead. 

' It can't be any earthly good now/ said Jim, ' so 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 257 

let's forget all about it for a bit and talk of something 
else.' 

Forget all about it I George smiled in a melancholy 
way at the words ; but nevertheless he was not well 
enough to contest the point. ' And by the way,* 
added Jim, cheerily, ' I've got a letter from Newcome 
(you remember Newcome, George, the man who 
played for Sandhurst against us two years ago) I 
think you'll like to hear.' 

There was one in the room, whether George liked 
it or not, who was dying to hear it 1 

' He's just gone out to India, you know, to join his 
regiment/ 

' Here's his letter/ he said, producing it and ner- 
vously glancing at George to see if he appeared inter- 
ested. ' Shall I read it ? ' 

' Yes, please/ said George, slowly. 
1 It's not a long one. " Dear Jim," he says, " I wish 
you were out here with all my heart. I should at least 
have one fellow to talk to among all these strangers. 
I had a decent enough passage. Father Ocean was 
on his good behaviour, and the vessel was a snug one. 
We came in for rough weather in the Persian Gulf, 
but it didn't afflict me much, and I landed here two 
days ago, safe and sound. I reported myself to our 
colonel yesterday and was introduced to my fellow- 
officers. Some of them are decent fellows, though 
perhaps hardly in your and my line. I had been told 
the officers of our regiment were a rackety lot, but I 
don't see much sign of that yet. It's awfully dull 

here, and I would give a lot to be up in your rooms 
at George's, sprawling in your easy-chair and talking 



258 THE ADVENTURES OF 

over Randlebury days. I suppose you will soon be 
in for your final. Good luck be with you, my boy ! 
Remember me in your wall if you get made a Fellow. 
I suppose the man I met in your rooms once — Read 
I believe his name was — will be first. Talking of 
that day, have you heard lately of Tom Drift ? I shall 
always be glad I went up to town that night and 
found him out, though I lost him again so soon. I 
inquired everywhere when I was last in town, but 
nothing was known of him, except that he was sup- 
posed to have been engaged in some " But that's 

all about an old schoolfellow and won't interest you. 
" We expect to be ordered up country pretty soon 
now, and meanwhile have liberty to amuse ourselves 
pretty much as we like, but, as far as I can see, cards 
unfortunately seem the only recreation in which the 
officers indulge. However, I shall be kept busy with 
drill, and being junior officer expect I shall be for 
some time fag of the regiment. Mind you write as 
soon as ever you get this, and a regular yarn. I have 
had to write this in a hurry, and in a room where a 
noise is going on. By next mail you shall get a full, 
true, and particular account of all the doings, sayings, 

and adventures of yours as ever, 

"C. N." 

1 I'm afraid,' said Jim, as he folded up the letter, ' it 
will be rather dull out there, for — hullo ! ' 

This ejaculation was caused by seeing that George 
was sitting motionless with his elbows on the table 
and his face buried in his hands. 

' What's the matter ? ' he said, getting up and laying 
his hand on his friend's arm. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 259 

George looked up suddenly with a Beared face, whioh 
frightened Jim. 

' Old man, aren't you well ? ' said the latter anxiously. 

' Eh 1 — oh, yes I I'm all right. Why — why do you 
ask ? But I say, Jim, this room is close. Let's go 
out and take a turn in the big court.' 

Jim, in sore perplexity, complied, and for an hour 
those two paced the flags round the great quadrangle. 
George was himself again, much to Jim's relief, and 
Buffered himself to be sent uncomplainingly to bed at 
ten. To bed, but not to sleep. All night long I heard 
him toss to and fro, vainly endeavouring to recall Greek 
and Latin lines or some other fragment of his studies. 
At about six he dozed fitfully for an hour, and then 
came the knock at the door which summoned him 
from his bed to the first day of his ordeal. 

I would rather not dwell on those examination days, 
for I could tell, if no one else could, that my master 
was really ill, and was only prevented by sheer excite- 
ment from succumbing at any moment. As day by 
day passed I could see the effort becoming more and 
more difficult The nights were worse than the days 

sleepless, feverish, distracted. It was evident this 
could not go on for long. 

The last day of the examination arrived, and my 
master was in his usual place in the Senate House. 
His pen flew swiftly all the morning along the paper, 
and one by one, a triumphant tick was set against the 
printed questions before him. I could see no one as 
well employed as he. Jim, at a distant desk, was 
biting the end cf his pen and looking up at the ceiling ; 
other men sat back in their seats and stared with 



260 THE ADVENTURES OF 

knitted brows at the paper before them ; others buried 
their fingers in their hair and looked the picture of 
despair. But still my master wrote on. It wanted 
half an hour to the time of closing when he reached 
the last question on the paper. I saw his lips curl into 
a smile as he dashed his pen into the ink and began 
to write. Then suddenly it dropped from his fingers, 
and his hands were clasped to his forehead. He made 
no motion and uttered no cry ; men went on with their 
work on each side of him, and professors at their desks 
never turned his way. I looked wildly towards Jim ; 
he sat there,, biting the end of his pen and scowling 
at the question before him, but for a long time never 
looked our way. At last his head turned, and in an 
instant he was at his friend's side. Others came 
round too and offered help. Among them my poor 
master was borne from the hall and carried to his 
rooms, and that evening it was known all over the 
University that Reader, of George's, had been taken 
ill during the Tripos examination, and now lay 
delirious in his rooms in college. 

^e :fc sj: %i i£ 

Every one believed the attack was but a slight one, 
but I feared the worst ; I knew how systematically 
and fatally my master's constitution had been under- 
mined by the work of the last three years, and felt 
sure it could never rally from the fierce fever which 
had laid him low. And it neVer did. The fever left 
him in due time, and his mind ceased to wander, but 
every hour his strength failed him. His parents and 
Jim, and sometimes his old friend the rector, would 
constantly be about his bed, and to all of them it 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 261 

soon became evident what little hope there was of 

hia recovery. Indeed, he must have guessed it too I 

One day, as Jim sat with him, a faint shout was 

heard below in the quadrangle. 

* What's that ? ' inquired George. 

1 I'll see,' said Jim, and he went lightly from the 
room. 

Presently he returned with a face almost beaming. 

' It's good news,' he said ; ' they were reading 
the result of the Tripos.' 

1 And where are you ? ' asked George. 

* You are first 1 ' said Jim, proudly. 

1 Where are you ? ' repeated George. 

' I am twelfth/ 

' In the first class ? ' 

' Yes.' 

1 That is good news, old fellow I ' 

' That shout was in your honour, you know ; our 
college is as proud as anything to have the first 
man.' 

George smiled feebly, and for a long time both were 
silent. 

Then George said, 

' You were right, Jim, after all. If I had listened to 
you I should have been wiser.' 

' Never mind, old man, you'll know better another 

time.' 

* I shall never have the chance, Jim.' 

' Don't say that, George ; every one hopes you'll 
get better.' 

George smiled again, then said, 

* Jim, you will look after my father and mother, 



262 THE ADVENTURES OF 

won't you ? You know I've got a little money now, 
and they will be comfortably off, but you'll go and 
see them now and then ? ' 

Jim laid his hand on the wasted hand of his 
friend. 

f And, Jim, I want you to take my watch when I'm 
gone. I always valued it as much as anything, and 
I'd like you to have it.' 

Poor Jim could say nothing, he only gave another 
pressure of his friend's hand. 

Then presently Mrs. Reader returned to the room, 
and he slipped away. 

The end was not long in coming. One afternoon 
as the four friends he loved most stood round his bed, 
George opened his eyes, and said, 

' Listen I ' 

' What is it, lad ? ' whispered the father. 

1 An organ — somewhere — open the window.' 

They opened the window, but the only music out 
there was the chirping of birds in the trees, and the 
distant footfalls of passers-by. 

' Listen, there it is I ' he said again. 

' What is it playing ? ' asked the clergyman. 

4 A new tune.' 

And almost as he spoke the words, he closed hia 
eyes for the last time on earth. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 263 



CHAPTER XXV 




How I fall into the hands of an old friend. 

OYS may imagine with what astonishment Jim 
Halliday discovered, on receiving the legacy be- 
queathed him by his dead friend, that I was the 
very watch which years before he had known bo 
familiarly as the property of Charlie Newcome. At 
first he could not believe it, and marvelled how any 
two watches could be so much alike. Then he dis- 
covered the ' C. N.' scratched long ago inside, which 
he well remembered. And further inquiries enabling 
him to trace me back to the Muggerbridge silversmith, 
and from him to the pawnbroker's sale in London, 
he had no doubt left that I was actually the watch of 
which nothing had been heard since Tom Drift 
owned me. 

My new master did not long remain in Cambridge 
after the death of his friend. He left the University 
in many respeots a more thoughtful and earnest man 
than he had entered it, and in leaving it set himself 
honestly and faithfully to the work for which he had 
prepared, and on which his heart was fixed. 

I shall not follow him through all the labours of his 



264 THE ADVENTURES OF 

first village curacy, which lasted a year, during which 
time many people learned to love the manly, open- 
hearted young clergyman, and to bless the day when 
he had been sent among them. 

At the end of a year he was removed to the charge 
of a church in a distant large seaport, where every- 
thing was in strangest contrast with the scenes he had 
just left. Instead of simple villagers and rustics, his 
work now lay amongst labourers and artisans of the 

poorest and lowest class. Instead of fresh country 
air he had now to breathe the vitiated air of close 
courts and ill-kept streets ; and instead of an atmo- 
sphere of repose and innocence, he had now to move 
in an atmosphere of vice and disorder, from which 
very often his soul turned with a deep disgust. Still 
he worked manfully at his post with a bold heart, 
ready to face any hardship in the service of his 
Master, and never weary of striving by the Spirit's 
help to bring into the hard lives around him the 
elevating joys which they alone know who can call 
Christ the Saviour theirs. One day an adventure 
befell him which had a strange bearing on my own 
fortunes, and the fortunes of more than one of my 
several masters. 

The gaol chaplain at Seatown had recently died, 
and during the interval necessary for appointing a 
successor Jim was asked and undertook to add to his 
other labours that of visiting the prisoners confined 
there. It was melancholy, and on the whole monoton- 
ous work, for the persons whom he thus attended, 
were mostly stupid, ignorant beings on whose 
hardened souls it was difficult indeed to make the 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 265 

slightest impression. They listened sulkily to what 
the chaplain had to say, but to all appearance neither 
understood nor cared about a single word, and he 
had the disappointment of noticing, week after 
week, and month after month, scarcely a sign of 
good rising out of his labours in the case of any one 
of them. 

One day the governor met him as he was about 
to pay his customary visits. 

' Oh, good morning, sir. You'll find a new customer 
to-day.' 



4- 
v 



The gaol governor, you will observe, spoke abou 
his prisoners in a very commercial sort of way. 

1 Yes, and a queer one too,' he added ; ' he doesn't 
look like one of our regular customers.' 

* What is he imprisoned for ? ' 

* He was drunk, and quarrelled with a sailor on the 
quay, and pushed him into the water, I believe.' 

' Was the sailor drowned ? ' 

' No, they fished him out, but this gentleman has 
got six months for it. He seems very down about 
it, so I'd like you to see him.' 

e All right ; I will make a point of visiting his cell. 
Good morning.' 

And Jim went on his round, thinking very little 
about the governor's communication. 

Presently he came to the gallery in which the new 
prisoner's cell was, and asked the turnkey to show 
him the door. 

* No use you a-going in there,' muttered that- 
functionary. 

' Why ? ' asked Jim. 



266 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' He do 6wear so aa I never hear a cove swear 
afore . ' 

' Ah,' said Jim, ■ and I suppose you've heard a good 
deal too in your time.' 

• So you may say, but this here young fellow comes 
out with it as if he'd skin you alive.' 

' Well, I must see him. Let me in, please.' 

When the door was opened the prisoner's back waa 
turned, nor did he alter his position as Jim entered 
the cell. 

There was undoubtedly something unusual about 
the man. His figure was not that of a labourer or a 
rough, nor was his attitude one of stolid brutishness, 
such as the chaplain had grown only too familiar with. 

Jim stood a moment irresolute, and then said, 

■ May I speak to you, friend ? ' 

The man turned himself, and without raising his 
eyes from the stone floor, poured out a volley of curses 
which fully justified the turnkey's description. 

Jim started, and uttered a quick exclamation. But 
it was not at the curses, terrible as they were. No, 
his amazement was of another kind altogether ; for 
in the face and voice of this unhappy speaker he was 
forcibly reminded of one he once knew in very dif- 
ferent scenes. As the man went on he watched him 
keenly and earnestly. He heeded not the oaths, or 
the taunts, or the threats which flowed from his lips ; 
but as word followed word, and gesture gesture, and 
look look, he became gradually convinced that the 
resemblance was more than imaginary — that, indeed, 
this blaspheming convict was one whom he had once 
known and still remembered. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 267 

Walking up to him, and laying his hand on his 
shoulder, Jim said, quietly, 

' Tom Drift, do you remember me ? ' 

The man started as for an instant he raised his eyes. 
Then, letting them drop once more, he growled, 

' That's not my name ; I don't know you. Let me 
alone ! ' 

Jim, more convinced than ever, now did the wisest 
thing he could in leaving the cell without another 
word. 

' Well,' said the turnkey, with a half -triumphant 
grin, as they turned to leave the gallery, ' wasn't I 
right ? Didn't he give you half a dozen as pretty 
bits of language as you ever heard ? ' 

' Do not speak to me about it, please,' replied Jim, 
more tartly than he had been ever known to speak 
to any one. 

He did not return to the gaol for a week ; and 
then the first visit he paid was to the new prisoner's 
cell. 

He entered it anxiously, and not without misgivings. 
Tom Drift was sitting on his little bench with his 
head in his hands. 

* May I come in ? ' said Jim, nervously. 

Tom neither spoke nor raised his head ; and Jim 
quietly stepped in. It was evident the interview of a 
week ago had had its effect on Tom Drift. He 
seemed as he sat there like a man who would fain 
lose himself if he only knew how. He never once 
raised his head from his hands or uttered a svllable 
while Jim sat and talked to him. The latter knew 
better than to return to the topic which had so 



268 THE ADVENTURES OF 

startled the prisoner a week ago, and contented himself 
with mere kindly talk and the reading of a short 
passage of Scripture. All this Tom suffered without 
interruption, stirring neither head nor foot all the 
time, 

' Now, good-bye,' said Jim, rising ; ' don't get to 
think you have no friends.' 

The man fidgeted impatiently, and next moment 
Jim was out in the gallery. 
• ' What's that man's name ? ' he inquired of the 
turnkey . 

' Dykes ; and I tell you what, Mr. Halliday, be 



is- 



c Open this door, please, my man,' interrupted Jim, 
by way of cutting him short. 

During the week which followed Jim was restless 
and out of spirits. He seemed unable to settle down 
to anything, and it was evident his heart was ill at 
ease — why, it was easy to guess. He had found Tom 
Drift, and there was a chance of rescuing him. But 
how to do it ? How to approach one who was ashamed 
of his own name, and who repelled with an oath every 
offer of help ? 

Long and earnestly did my master think over the 
matter. He also wrote a long letter to Charlie, telling 
him all, and promising to do all that could be done 
for the poor prodigal. During the days that intervened 
before his next visit, too, he made as careful and full 
inquiries about Tom as it was possible to do. 

The poor fellow had come to Seatown a month 
before, and very shortly became a familiar loafer on 
the quays. No one knew where he came from or 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 269 

why he was in Seat own, unless indeed he expected 
to be able to conceal himself on some vessel going 
abroad. Jim found out the lodging-house where he 
he had lived, but was unable to hear anything there to 
throw light on what he had been doing, or whence he 
had come. One man said he had found him once 
down by the water's edge, looking as though he 
intended to throw himself in — and the man who gave 
him drink at the public-house remembered him — and 
the man whom he had assaulted — but that was 
all. 

Wretched enough was the picture it presented of a 
hopeless, friendless vagabond, weary of life, yet not 
daring to die, and finding his only solace in deeper 
degradation. 

Tom was walking to and fro in his cell the next 
time Jim called. It was almost the first time I had 
been able to get a view of his face. And oh ! how 
changed it was. Not merely that it looked pale and 
worn, with bloodshot eyes and hectic cheeks, but 
there was a scared despairing look there which fairly 
shocked me. Dissipation, and shame, and want, had 
all set their mark there. Alas ! how soon may the 
likeness of God be degraded and defaced ! He con- 
tinued to walk to and fro as Jim sat down and began 
to read, but I could see he more than once darted a 
quick glance from under his clouded eyebrows at my 
master. I could tell by the beating of the latter's 
heart that he had made up his mind not to leave this 
morning without an effort to speak to Tom of old 
times, and I trembled for the result of his venture. 
It seemed impossible to say a word while Tom con- 



270 THE ADVENTURES OF 

tinued to walk up and down his cell like a caged 
beast in his den, and Jim saw that every moment hia 
opportunity was becoming less likely. 

' Will you stand "till and listen to me a moment ? ' 
he said at last. 

Tom growled out an oath, and halted in front of 
him. 

' Be quick, ' said he. 

1 I'm not going to preach,' said Jim, ' I want you to 
look at something.' 

4 1 want to look at nothing,' muttered Tom, 
beginning to walk again. 

1 But you must, you shall look at it ! ' exclaimed 
Jim, starting at once to his feet, 

Tom stopped short, suddenly, and turned upon him 
like a hunted animal. But Jim neither faltered nor 
quailed. He walked resolutely up to the poor fellow, 
and suddenly drawing me from his pocket, held me 
out towards him, saying, 

< Look at this, Tom Drift ! ' 

Tom knew me at once, and I never saw a man 
change as he did that moment. The savage scowl 
vanished from his face, and a sudden pallor came to 
his hollow cheeks. A trembling seized him as he 
held out his hand to take me, and but for Jim's support 
he would hardly have remained standing. My master 
led him gently to the bench, and putting me into his 

hand, said, 

' I'll leave it with you till '^o-morrow, old fellow j 

good-bye.' 

I heard the key turn in the door behind him, and 
counted his retreating footsteps down the gallery, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 271 

and then became fully conscious where and in whose 
charge I was. 

And now an old familiar sound rang in my ears 
once more, ' Be good to Tom Drift ! * Long, long 
had I ceased to believe it possible that the chance of 
obeying my dear first master's request would ever 
again come to me ; but here it was. I lay in the 
prodigal's trembling hands, and looked up into his 
troubled face, and heard his deep-drawn sigh, and 
felt that there was still something left for me to do. 

No one disturbed Tom Drift and me that night, 
Jim had explained enough to the governor to gain 
permission for me to remain in the poor fellow's 
company till next day, and I need hardly say I never 
left his hand. Memories of better days, of noble 
friends, of broken vows, crowded in upon him as he 
sat bending over me that night. 

Daylight faded, but still he never stirred ; the 
governor made his nightly round, but he never took 
his eyes off me ; and when it was too dark to see me 
he held me clasped between his hands as tenderly as 
if I had been a child. 

I cannot, and would not if I could, describe all that 
passed through Tom Drift's soul that night. What 
struggles, what remorse, what penitence. Once he 
murmured Charlie Newcome's name, and once he 
whispered to himself, in the words of the parable he 
had so lately heard, * No more worthy, no more 
worthy ! ' Save for this he neither spoke nor moved, 
till an early streak of dawn shot through the grated 
window and fell upon us. 

Then he turned and knelt, with me still clasped lo 



272 THE ADVENTURES OF 

his hands. And so that night, and with it the crisis 
of Tom Drift's life, was passed. 

There was no more difficulty now for Jim Halliday. 
Tom even gave me up when he heard how I had come 
into my master's possession. 

Then he asked about Charlie, and Jim told him all 
he knew. And so the weeks went on, and hope once 
more lit up Tom Drift's face. How could I help 
rejoicing in the share I had had in this blessed work 
of restoration ? 

Alas ! how fleeting is this world's satisfaction ! 

A short time afterwards, only a week or so before 
the termination of Tom Drift's imprisonment, my 
master was returning home from the gaol, tired out 
after Iris day's work. His way lay over a place half 
brickfield, half common, across which a narrow foot- 
path went. We had got half way over when suddenly 
a dreadful sensation seized me. I was slipping through 
the bottom of my pocket ! Though I had a watered 
ribbon attached to me my master always carried me 
loose in his waistcoat pocket, with never a suspicion 
of the hole that was there. But now that hole seemed 
suddenly to expand in order to let me through. 
Lower and lower I slipped. I tried to scream, I 
endeavoured to attract my master's attention. But- 
all in vain. He strode unconsciously on, never giviug 
a thought to me or my peril. I held on as long as 1 
could. Then I dropped. If only I could have fallen 
on his foot, or struck his knee as I descended ! But 
no. I slid quietly down, scarcely grazing his trousers, 
and just out of the reach of his boot. For a moment 
J hoped wildly he would see me as I lay at his feet. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 273 

Alas ! he walked heedlessly on, leaving me on my 
back on the footpath, powerless to cry after him, and 
not daring to guess what would become of me. 
In fact, reader, I was lost. 



274 THE ADVENTURES OF 



CHAPTER XXVI 



T 



How I was unexpectedly enlisted in a new ser- 
vice, in company with an Irishman. 

HE first thing I was conscious of, after partially 
recovering from the agony, mental and bodily, 
of my late accident, was a sharp tugging at my handle. 

1 Watch ! I say, watch ! ' I heard a voice whisper, 
' what's to be done ? ' It was the watered ribbon. 

' How should I know ? ' I growled ; ' if you had 
done your duty we should never have been here ! ' 

One is always ready to blame somebody for every- 
thing that happens amiss. 

( Oh, yes, I dare say/ it replied ; " if you hadn't 
poked your nose into that hole we should never have 
been here.' 

I did not like being thus talked to by a disreputable 
piece of watered ribbon, and so kept a dignified silence. 

' What's to be done 1 ' presently repeated my com- 
panion, giving me another rude tug at the collar. 

' Hold your tongues, if we've nothing to say,' was my 
curt reply. 

' Oh, but I've a lot to say,' went on this irrepressible 
chatterbox ; ' in the first place ' 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 275 

1 Will you be silent ? ' said I, angrily ; ' isn't it bad 
enough to be down here, all through your carelessness ? ' 

1 But it's not through my carelessness ; it was through 
the hole in the pocket you got down here.' 

' If you had half the sense of a ' 

1 Of a nickel watch, let us say,' said the watered 
ribbon, losing his temper ; * and that would be precious 
little. Well ? ' 

' If you had half the sense of a blade of grass, you 
would have been able to prevent it.' 

' But you see I hadn't half the sense of a blade of 
grass, or a quarter, or an eighth, or a sixteenth. If I 
had I should have known better than to lend mv 
moral support to a good-for-nothing, tarnished, ill- 
regulated, mendacious piece of Britannia metal, that 
chooses to call itself a silver watch. Ha, ha ! what do 
you think of that ? ' 

What I thought of that this impudent ribbon was 
not destined then to hear ; for there came at that 
moment a sound of approaching footsteps across the 
field, which made us both hold our breaths. Unless 
the comer, whoever he was, could get sight of us, he 
was sure to tread right on the top of us ! Luckily the 
moon was out, and with her aid I made myself as 
bright as possible. The footsteps belonged to a youth, 
not, certainly, oppressed by melancholy, to judge by 
the tune he was whistling, or very infirm, to judge by 
the pace at which he advanced 

He came nearer and nearer, and in another step 
would have been upon me when suddenly both he 
and the whistling halted. He stooped, and, with an 
exclamation of surprise, picked me up. 



276 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Man alive, an' it's a watch ! Hout, boys ! there's 
luck for yez ! * 

So saying he thrust me and the ribbon into a pocket 
crowded with all sorts of oddments, and walked on 
more rapidly than ever. 

I was too bewildered at first by my narrow escape 
and the sudden change in my fortunes to pay much 

heed to my new quarters ; but presently that ever- 
lasting ribbon jerked my neck roughly, and called out 
in a loud whisper, 

' I say, watch, he's an Irishman ! ' 

1 Oh ! ' said I, as briefly as I could. 

1 Yes, and there's a lucifer here tells me he's no 
better than he ought to be. What do you think of 
that ? ' 

* I think you and he ought to understand one another, 
if that's the case,' growled I, unable to resist the 
temptation of a sarcastic reply. 

' Ho, ho ! that's pretty good for you, watch. How- 
ever, there are some folk who are not as good as they 
ought to be, let alone better.' 

After a brief pause he began once more. 

* He's young ; only eighteen, I'm told.' 

As no answer was necessary here, I vouchsafed 
none. 

1 And he's trying to get a job on some ship, there's 
a nice look-out ! What a poor figure you'd cut if you 
went to sea ! ' 

I could not stand this, probably because I knew it 
was true ; so I turned my back, and in self-defence 
bade good evening to an old pocket-comb which lay 
near me. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 277 

I Whew ! good evening ! whew ! ' replied he. He 
had a curious way, this comb, of giving a sort of 
half-whistle, half-sigh, between every few words he 
spoke. 

' I suppose you are an older resident here than I 
am ? ' I suggested, by way of making myself agreeable. 

' No, I'm not, whew 1 I belong to the other pocket, 
whew ! I don't know why I'm here, whew ! but make 
yourself at home, whew 1 ' 

I I hear your master is going to sea,' said I. 

1 Not at all, whew 1 Who told you that ? whew I 
but I tell you what, whew ' 



' What ? ' I inquired. 

At this moment our master stopped still in the 

middle of the road. I looked out and- saw that he 

was standing face to face with a fine soldierly-looking 

fellow in uniform, who wore a cockade of ribbons on 

his shako. 

1 Good evening, my lad,' said the soldier. 

IT 

' Good evening, cap'n,' said the youth. 

' Not cap'n just yet,' said the other, laughing ; * call 

it sergeant.' 

' Well, sargint. Good evening to ye, sargint.' 

' I've been looking for you all day, that I have,' said 

the sergeant. 



What 



fin 



fellow in the place, and that's about the same thing.' 
The lad chuckled at this vastly, and then said, 
' And what might ye be wanting me for, gineral, at 

all at all * ' 

' Faith, Patrick,' said the sergeant, adopting the 



278 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Irish brogue as if he had been a native, ' to give yez 
a message from the Quane, just.' 

' The Quane ! ' shouted the Irishman. 

' Sure, no other. She wants your help, my lad/ 

1 And she shall have it, bless her I What can I do 
at aU ? ' 

' Arrah, she wants yez to foight a blackguard or two 
that's guv' her impidence.' 

1 They have I I'm yer boy for a shindy. Where 
are they, colonel ? ' 

* Not far off. And, by the way, she sent ye this 
bran new shillin' with her best respex to ye, Pat ; and 
sez I'm to ax ye what you'll take to drink her health 
in ; so come along, my lad.' 

Patrick did come along, and of course was duly and 
willingly enlisted by his new friend, who promised 
him honour, and glory, and riches enough to make a 
commander-in-chief's mouth water. 

My new master, perhaps, was fond of making him- 
self out a greater simpleton than he really was. At 
any rate, he appeared to believe every word the 
recruiting officer told him. And having no friends to 
say good-bye to, and no luggage to pack up, and no 
money (unless he pawned me) to spend, he was ready 
for marching orders immediately. To my surprise, 
he showed no desire now to dispose of me. 

' What 'ud I want to give him up ? ' he said to him- 
self as he held me in his hand. ' Shure he'll be handy to 
tell the toime by on the faylde of battle.' And with 
this satisfactory assurance he put me back in his 
pocket, which, greatly to my relief, was not the one 
which contained that asthmatic pocket-comb. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 279 

Patrick had not to leave for his depot till next day, 
and took a long stroll through the streets of Seatown 
along with the recruiting officer this evening. He 
was in high spirits and very proud of being a soldier, 
ao the sergeant had very little difficulty in keeping 
him in good humour. Indeed, he stood that officer 
in good stead once ; for encountering a compatriot 
acquaintance, a likely sort of fellow too, he helped 
her Majesty's army to a fine recruit. 

1 Here, Larry, ye blackguard/ called he, * here's a 
genTman axing for yez.' 

Larry, a hulking sheepish young Irishman, did not 
look particularly happy at this information, and 
replied, 

* And what's to prevent him axing ? ' 

' Man dear, and is that the way ye address one of 
the Quane's foighting men ? Spake to him, meejor 
dear.' 

The ' dear meejor ' at this point took up the dis- 
course. 

1 Faith,' he said, * till I saw Patrick here I thought 
there wasn't a single boy in the place smart enough to 
wear a red coat, but I see there's two of ye anyhow.' 

And the sergeant laughed loud and clapped Larry 
on the back, and told him it was a shame for him to 
be walking about in boots full of holes, when he might 
be strutting up and down as fine as any gentleman in 
the place, to say nothing of regular pay and quarters, 
and all the chance of glory. And Patrick added his 
persuasions, and quoted his own example as a great 
argument. And between them Larry let the shilling 
drop into his hand, and the three went off to drink her 



280 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Majesty's health, and then continued their pilgrimage 
through the streets. 

At one street corner there was a rush of people, 
reading a newly-posted bill. Fancy my astonishment 
as I read : — ' £20 reward I Lost yesterday (February 
4th), near Seatown Gaol, an old silver watch, of very 
little value to any one but the owner. A piece of 
black ribbon was attached. Any one bringing the 
above to the Rev. James Halliday, at 2, Quay Street, 
will receive £20 reward.' 

How my heart beat as our party halted in front of 
this announcement. Alas I my new master was not a 
scholar, and on satisfying himself the object of the 
people's assembling was not a fight, he took no further 
interest in the matter, but shouldered his way past 
with no more thought of me just at that moment than 

of the North Pole. 



That night, as I lay in the dark in my new quarters, 
I had leisure to think over the strange turn which 
my fortune had taken. Here I was in a town where 
three of those whom at some time or other I had 
called master were living. One was a common 
prisoner, one a hard-working curate, and one a raw 
recruit. Of my other masters, one was a London 
thief, one lay in his grave, and the other, and best loved 
of all, was far away in scenes and perils which I could 
not so much as picture to myself. What would become 
of me ? I knew not ; but I could not help feeling the 
best part of my life was spent, for who could be to me 
again what some of those whom I now remembered 
had been ? 

I had arrived thus far in my meditations when I all 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 281 

of a sudden turned faint. I knew what the matter 
was at once, and what did this lump of an Irishman 
understand about watch-keys and winding up ? 

I called faintly to the watered ribbon 
'I'm running down ! ' 

' Down where ? ' ejaculated he, in well-feigned alarm. 

' Wretch ! ' gasped I, ' somebody ought to wind me 
up/ 

' Up where ? ' again asked my unsympathetic 
tormentor. 

' Brute ! ' was all I could say. 

* That's just the way with you clever people,' began 
the ribbon ; ' as long as you are all right no name's 
bad enough for poor people like us ; but as soon as 
ever j t ou get into trouble ' 



Here with a groan I ran down, and was spared the 
end of his speech. 

I only had a vague, dim idea of what took place 
for the next few months. 1 was conscious of long 
railway journeys, and arriving at a big, dreary-lookin 
sort of prison where there was nothing but soldiers. 
All day long the place rang with bugle notes and 
words of command ; and all night my master slept in 
a great room with a lot of noisy men, of whom I 
have an impression he was not the most silent. In 
due time he put a coat over the waistcoat in which 
I lived, and was mightily proud the first time he 
walked abroad in his new dress. And so things 
went on for nearly a year. 

But one day it was evident some great excitement 
had come to vary the monotony of our barrack life. 
Officers talked in clusters instead of drilling their 



282 THE ADVENTURES OF 

men, and the men instead of doing their ordinary 
work crowded into the long shed to talk over the news. 
And it soon came out what the news was. The 



regiment had been ordered to hold itself in 
readiness for immediate service at the seat of war 
in India ! What excitement there was I What 
cheers and exultation ! What spirits the men were 
in, and what friends every one became all of a 
sudden with everybody else ! Among the rest my 
young master's blood rose within him at the thought 
of fighting. He had grown sick of the dull routine 
of barrack life, and more than once half repented 
his easy acceptance of the Queen's shilling, but now 
he thought of nothing but the wars, and his spirits 
rose so high that the sergeant on duty had to 
promise him an arrest before he could be reduced 
to order. 

At night the room where we slept was a perfect 
Babel. Men talked of nothing but the voyage and 
the campaign that was to follow, and wished the 
marching orders had been for to-morrow instead of 
next week. 

Suddenly (and I don't exactly know why) my 
master remembered my existence, and I heard him 
call out, 

1 Does any of you boys know anything about a 
watch, at all ? ' 

1 Duck Downie does,' replied one or two voices. 

' Duck Downie, me jewil, will ye step this way 
just ? ' called out my master, ' and cast your eye on 
my watch ? * 

The gentleman rejoicing in the name of Duck 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 283 

Downie was a ferocious-looking little fellow who 
had, before he decided to devote his energies to 
the extermination of her Majesty's foes, been a 
watchmaker's apprentice. He came, forward at 
the invitation, and cast his eye in the direction 
indicated. It was evidently the first time he had 
known that Paddy so much as owned a watch ; for 
he stared hard at me, and then said with a knowing 
wink, 

' Did he struggle much ? ' 

' Faith and he did a wee bit, Duck, but so did I 
too, ye see/ said Paddy, entering into the joke. 

' Let's have a look at him/ said Duck, taking me 
and stripping the coat off my back. ' Give us the 

key/ 

' The kay ! ' said Paddy, whose notions of a watch's 
interior were delightfully vague ; ' sure there's no kay. 
Here, Edward I will ye lend Mister Downie a kay ! ' 

The youth addressed as Edward fumbled in his 
pocket and pulled out the key of his locker, which 
he handed to my master. 

' That's the boy I Here's a kay, Duck darlint, 
since ye want one.' 

Duck was rude enough to laugh immoderately at 
this — so much so, that my master, who was uncon- 
scious of a joke, grew quite angry. 

' Ef that's all ye can do — gape like an ould 
moneybox — -I can do that as well myself ; so hand up 
the watch I ' 

Duck Downie laughed again at this, and then said, 

' I want the key of the watch, puddin'-head, not 
this thing 1 ' 



284 THE ADVENTURES OF 

' Arrak, it's got no kay, I tell ye. Wkat 'ud it 
want a kay for ? ' 

Duck laughed again at this. 

'Paddy/ said he, 'next time you borrow a gentle- 
man's watch be sure you ask 'im for the key, do you 
hear ? You want the key to wind the thing up 
that's why he don't go.' 

Paddy, who had sense enough to see that Mr. 
Downie knew more about a watch than he did, held 
his peace, and took no trouble to refute the imputation 
on the way in which he had come by me. 

Duck Downie having, with some difficulty, borrowed 
a watch-key, w r ound me up, greatly to my delight and 
that cf mv master. It was delicious to feel the blood 
tingling through my veins once more, and to have my 
heart beat again with renewed animation. My masters 
glee was only equalled by his astonishment. He 
looked at first as if he suspected Duck Downie of 
being in league with supernatural powers ; but 
when that eminent mechanic took the trouble to 
explain to him the value of the operation he had 
just performed on me, Paddy without a word rushed 
out, at the risk of all sorts of penalties, into the 
town, and knew no peace till he had possessed 
himself of a ' kay,' which henceforth became the 
inseparable companion of me and the watered 
ribbon. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 285 



CHAPTER XXVII 




How I made a long journey, and reached the 

happiest moment of my life. 

NE morning, in the autumn of the same year, a 
small cluster of men standing on the deck of the 
troopship "Lizard," as she tumbled lazily forward over 
the waves, descried in the far horizon before them a 
dim low line of blue. My master was one of this 
cluster, and having recovered from the depression 
which had afflicted both his spirits and his stomach 
during the early part of the voyage, now celebrated 
the ' discovery of India ' with a cry so outlandish, 
and other manifestations of joy so extravagant (one 
of which was pitching one of the sergeants' cap? 
overboard) that he was instantly summoned before 
the officer in command, and ordered to remain below 
for the next twelve hours. This was, I need hardly 
say, a disappointment to both of us. 

All day long we heard overhead the crowding of 
footsteps, the clanking of chains, and the banging 
about of baggage. The men were paraded on deck 
and one or two servants down where we were were 
very busy polishing the officers' swords. Altogether 

K 



286 THE ADVENTURES OF 

it looked as if we were not intended to remain an 
hour longer in Bombay than was necessary before 
marching to the front. Indeed, the arrival of a news- 
paper on board, along with the pilot, created such a 
ferment among the officers and men that it was evident 
something unusual had happened since we last heard 
the news. 

When, towards evening, my master was allowed 
once more to come on deck, we were not long in 
discovering the cause of all this. 

The Indian Mutiny, which had just broken out 
when we left England, had suddenly assumed 
enormous and hideous dimensions. The rebels, taking 
advantage of their first success, seemed to have 
gone mad with a most cruel madness. Helpless 
Englishwomen and children had been massacred 
and outraged ; gallant Englishmen, overpowered by 
numbers, had been put to shameful deaths. One by 
one our strongholds had been surprised and cap- 
tured ; and, carrying all before them, the traitors 
bade fair to leave England not so much as a foothold 
in India. 

This was enough to make the blood of the tamest 
among us boil with indignation, and, as the dreadful 
truth, bit by bit, dawned on our gallant fellows, their 
impatience became almost beyond control. My master 
was in sad peril of another arrest by reason of his 

excitement. 

' Show me the spalpeens I Show me 'em ! ' roared 
he, almost beside himself. ' Let me at 'em, Duck, ye 
blackguard ; let me at 'em ! ' 

And so saying he seized Mr. Downie, who happened 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 287 

to be standing near him, and nearly shook the bones 
out of that unoffending hero's body. 

' Do ye hear ? ' roared Paddy, quite out of his 6enses. 

' I hear,' said Downie, coolly, proceeding to take off 
his coat and tuck up his shirt-sleeves as if he were 
going to wash his hands. 

* What's the gossoon about at all ? ' cried my 
master, taken aback by this unexpected reply to his 
question. 

' On'y going to smash you ! * calmly replied the 
imperturbable Duck, beginning to spar — * so come on, 
mv lad 1 ' 

That Patrick would have joyfully accepted the 
invitation I have no doubt, had not an accident at 
that moment befallen him. 

A trolly coming up behind, took him off his feet. 
To recover himself, he took a spring forward, and 
landed full on the top of the junior ensign of the 
regiment, a mild youth with a very little voice, and 
for the next minute the two were rolling, one on the 
top of the other, over and over, along the wet deck, 
amid the laughter of everybody. 

By the time Paddy had picked himself up, and 
helped the poor young ensign to his feet, his ardour 
was sufficiently damped He apologized with as good 
grace as he could to his late victim, and made very 
humble excuses to the sergeant in charge, who, 
fortunately for him, had witnessed that the affair was 
an accident. 

Duck Downie, however, with his coat off and his 
sleeves tucked up, still awaited his man as if nothing 
had happened, and seemed surprised that Paddy was 



288 THE ADVENTURES OF 

not as eager as before for the fray. The latter, however, 
quite sobered by this time, merely cried out in the 
hearing of everybody, 

' Arrah ! Downie, darlint, ye may put on your coat, 
because I forgive you this onst ; but, man dear, don't 
do it again 1 ' and was thereby considered by everybody 
to have had the best of the whole adventure. 

Under such dignified circumstances did we set foot 
on Indian soil. 

The reader will be surprised that I have never yet 
remembered that when I last heard of him, Charlie, 
my first master, was in India. I did remember it 
often and often — during the voyage and after landing. 
And yet I quite despised myself for imagining (as I 
did) that the next white face I saw would surely ba 
his. India is a big place — a dreadfully big place 

and the chances of finding any one particular person 
there are about as great as of discovering a needle in 
a haystack. He might have left India long ago ; he 
might have fallen in the massacres of the past few 
months ; he might be somewhere right across the 
continent. And so, though I could not get rid 
of a vague sort of expectation, during the first few 
days of my being in India, I always laughed at 
myself for a simpleton for thinking such a chance 
possible. 

However, we had no time for thinking just then. 
From the moment we landed in Bombay, and for a 
week or two afterwards, we were continually on the 
move. Long forced marches under a broiling sun, it. 
was enough to wear out any ordinary troops. But 
our men, and the column to which they were now 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 289 

attached, formed no ordinary body of men. They 
were Englishmen hastening to the rescue, and nothing 
on earth could stop them. It was strange how slowly 
the news of those stirring times came to our ears. 
One day we heard with a horror that I can never 
describe of that foul massacre at Cawnpore, where in 
cold blood gentle English ladies and innocent children 
had been brutally massacred, and their bodies flung 
into a well. Then the news came of the achievements 
of that wonderful army of relief led by Haveiock. 
Day after day came the news of his march on Lucknow, 
where our besieged fellow-countrymen lay. Every 
one knows of that heroic march. Inch by inch, 
almost, that handful of men fought their way, fighting 
a battle a day, and never yielding a step. 

One day a horseman galloped into our camp in a 

great state of excitement. As he flung himself from 
his horse he shouted something, but we only caught 
the two words, ' Haveiock,' ' Lucknow.' It waa 
enough. Lucknow was saved 1 There rose cheer 
upon cheer at the news, and shout upon shout. Men 
and officers alike waved their hats and shook hands. 
Paddy, as usual, let his feelings get the better of him, 
and nearly broke Larry's spine with the joyful thump 
he gave it ; indeed, it is safe to say our men were 
almost as proud as if they had themselves achieved 
the relief. 

Presently, however, there spread a rumour that 

though Lucknow was saved, it was not yet relieved. 
Haveiock had fought his way in, but until help 
arrived, he, too, would be a prisoner within its walls ; 
and almost in the same breath came the grand news ' 



2go THE ADVENTURES OF 

our column was the one destined for this glorious 
work ! How our hearts beat 1 What mattered it now 
how long the marches were, and how grilling the sun ? 
' Lueknow ' was the cry ; and that magio word 
sustained us in every hardship and peril. 

We reached Cawnpore at last, and there joined 
Sir Colin Campbell's force. The sight of this house 
of murder was simply maddening to the men. They 
left the place next morning with a sort of shudder, 
and set their faces towards Lueknow. It was not till 
we were well on the march that I had leisure to look 
about me and notice how our force was increased. 
Several now regiments were with us, and the com- 
mander-in-chief and his staff and heavy guns and 
siege trains accompanied the march. With the excep- 
tion of a few skirmishes, my master had yet to learn 
what a battle was. We crept on, halting sometimes, 
and sometimes pushing on, until one jubilant afternoon 
the distant walls of Lueknow appeared in sight. Then 
indeed our brave fellows began to breathe again. 
To-morrow would bring them to the city walls, 
and — what was equally after their hearts— face to 
face with the enemy. We bivouacked here fur 
the night. * 

Now it happened on this particular night that my 
master was on sentinel duty for the first time in his 
life, and mightily proud of his charge. There he 
stood as stiff as a poker, with his rifle at his side, and 
I verily believe would have thought nothing of run- 
ning his bayonet through the body of the comman- 
der-in-chief if ho had presented himself without 
the password. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 291 

Patrick was not a dreamer ; and as ho lo oked 
across in the direction of Lucknow I don't suppose 
his meditations were of the loftiest kind. He knew 
there would be a fight to-morrow, and so he was 
happy ; he knew duty might call him to action even 
to-night, and so he kept a very sharp look-out at 
his post ; but otherwise his mind was profoundly 
untroubled. It was not so with me. On the eve of 
the battle I could not but feel that in a few hours 
I might be ownerless, and in a dead man's pocket ; 
and, as I looked back upon my strangely eventful 
life, I sighed, and half hoped, if he were slain, they 
would in mercy bury me with him, and so end my 
eares once and for all. Little I knew ! 

It was scarcely ten o'clock when Paddy was 
startled by approaching footsteps. They belonged to 
an officer of our force who was returning at this hour 
from an outpost. Paddy eyed him suspiciously, and 
even when he gave the word looked disappointed 
at not having the privilege of using his bayonet 
upon him. Just as he was going on his way, 
the officer turned and said, in a voice which startled 

me, 

' Is it ten yet, my man ? ' 

Why did the voice startle me ? I could not 6ee 
the speaker's face, but as he spoke I fancied myself 
back in the Randlebury schoolroom, and my memory 
saw a bright-eyed boy I had known once whom I 
could almost have believed to be the speaker of these 
few words. Strange what fancies take possession of 
one 1 Patrick, as he had a watch, and had by this 
time learned trm mysterious art of telling the time, 



292 THE ADVENTURES OF 

was not the man to answer such a question as this 
at random. 

* Hould my gun, cap'n/ he said, ' till I sthrike a 

light/ 

Fancy a sentinel asking an officer to hold his gun I 
I knew enough of military discipline to make me 
tremble at the thought of what would become of my 
unceremonious master. 

But the officer, instead of flying into a rage, took 
the rifle and laughed. That laugh reminded me more 
than ever of Randlebury. 

' You're a pretty fellow,' he said. ' Is that the 
manners they teach you at home/ 

' I ax yer pardon, colonel, but ' 

Here the officer laughed again — and oh ! how my 
heart beat as I heard him. ' If I stay here much 
longer I shall get promoted to general, I suppose/ 
said he. ' Look sharp and tell me the time/ 

Patrick, without another word, produced a light. 
The officer's face was half turned as he did so, and 
I could not catch his features, but as he turned im- 
patiently towards the sentinel the light fell full upon 
it, and with a bound of astonishment I recognized 
in the swarthy, soldierly officer before me, no 
other than my oldest and dearest master, Charlie 
Newcome, of Randlebury. 

The strange presentiment, then, was true — I had 
found him after so long a time I But what if he 
should not see me \ What torment to be so near 
and yet so far ! And how was it likely he would 
take notice of a common private's watch, and if he 
did, how was it likely at this distance of time he 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 293 

would remember poor me ? Jim, I know, had told 
him of the strange way in which I had come into his 
hands, and would certainly have also told him about 
losing me. He must, therefore, long ago have given 
up all thoughts about me, or if he ever remembered 
me it would be as one dead. 

My master took me out and held me up to the light. 
^ * It'll be about five minutes past ten, your honour, 
by my watch.' 

' Thank you. Good— hullo I * 

He had seen me I His eyes were suddenly riveted 
upon me, and he seemed glued to the spot where 
he stood. 

' Did your honour plaze to spake ? ' asked Paddy, 
proceeding to put me back into his pocket. 

' My old watch I ' cried Charlie, springing forward, 
and" catching hold of my master's hand. * Give it 
to me!' 

Paddy's surprise was unbounded. At first he 
deemed the man mad, then drunk, then gradually 
it dawned upon him this was not an officer at all, 
but a highwayman in disguise, seeking to take ad- 
vantage of his solitude to rob him. 

In an instant he sprang back, and, seizing his rifle, 
levelled the bayonet to within an inch of Charlie's 
heart. 

( Now, ye thievin' blackguard,' said he, ' move an 
inch and I'll stick ye like a pig. Axrah ! but ye came 
to the wrong boy when ye thought to play your 
tricks on me I Stan' still now, or as sure as you're 
alive you're a dead man ; ' and he gave Charlie a 
suggestive touch with the point of his weapon, which 



294 THE ADVENTURES OF 

showed plainly he had every intention of being as 
good as his word. 

Here was a predicament I and I could do nothing 
to help. 

Charlie, fairly penned in a corner, was at a loss 
what to say or do. He began in an angry strain, 

' Don't be a fool, sir ; do you ' 

* Howld yer tongue I J roared Paddy, giving another 
poke with his bayonet. 

Then Charlie attempted to laugh, which enraged 
the sentry all the more. 

' Is it mock me, ye would, as well as rob me, ye 
foul-mouthed spalpeen, you ? ' he cried. 

* I don't want to rob you/ put in Charlie. 

' Faith and I'll see ye don't,' retorted the Irishman 

1 Listen to me an instant/ besought Charlie. 

1 The sorra a word. Ye shall say it all before the 
gineral the morrow, for there I'll take ye.' 

For some moments Charlie stood in this awkward 
fix, not daring to stir, or even to speak, and with 
every prospect of spending the night with a bayonet 
point within an inch of his body. 

Suddenly, however, a brilliant idea occurred to him. 
If I really was his old watch, as he fancied, this man 
had possibly found me where Halliday had lost me. 
It was a bare chance every way, but he determined 
to try it. 

1 So you are from Seatown ! ' he suddenly ex- 
claimed. 

The rifle literally dropped from the astonished 

sentry's hand. 

' Who told ye that ? ' he almost shrieked. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 295 

1 Never mind,' said Charlie, following up the ad- 
vantage, and softly stepping out of his corner. ' It's 
two years since you left, isn't it ? ' 

Patrick was * dumfoundered.' This man must be in 
league, surely, with the powers of darkness 1 

* Now do you know why I want that watch ? ' said 
Charlie sternly, at the same time quietly picking up 
the dropped rifle. The tables were fairly turned now. 
The wretched Patrick, whose conscience had more 
than once smitten him about the way in which he had 
become possessed of me, looked the picture of terror 

■not at the bayonet, but at the man who held it. 
He drew me from his pocket with trembling hands, 
and holding me out at arm's length, cried, 

1 Arrah, arrah ! take him, gineral, take him. How 
was I to know you was the gentleman dropped him 
there ? Who'd have ' 



By this time Charlie had seized me and taken me 
to the light. In an instant ho stripped me of my 
coat, and there, with bounding heart, read his own 
initials, scratched years ago with his own boyish hand, 
in the dormitory of Randlebury. 

' It is it I' he shouted ; ' my old watch I Who 
would have thought it possible I ' 

Then turning to the trembling Paddy, he said, in a 
voice almost unsteady in its eagerness, 

f My man, what will you sell me this watch for ? * 

Paddy looked more astonished than ever. 

' Sure it's your honour's own.' 

4 It was once, but it's yours now. But I'll give you 
a ten-pound note for him and a gold watch besides if 
you'll let me have him back.' 



296 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Imagine Paddy's astonishment. 

1 Sure Duck Downie says it's not worth thirtj 

shillings * 

1 Who cares for Duck Downie ? ' shouted Charlie 

4 

pulling out his purse. ' Here's the money, and if yoi 
come to Lieutenant Newcome's tent when you are of] 
duty you shall have the watch.' 

And so saying, and not waiting for another word 
he darted off, with me still in his hands, leaving 
Paddy fairly stupefied with amazement, and wit! 
only presence of mind enough left to pick up his riil< 
and make a royal salute to the retreating form of mj 
first and last and dearest master. 



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CHAPTER XXVIII 



How I saved my master's life, and retired 

from active service. 




MAY with truth say, I reached that night the 
happiest moment in my life. 

Indeed, as the young officer walked on, with me 
held tight in his hand, it would be hard to say which 
of us two was the happier. 

Charlie's soldier life had not turned out as happily 
as, long ago, he had pictured it to himself. Away 
from home, and with comparatively few friends, he 
had felt himself losing somewhat of his freshness and 
boyish enthusiasm, and settling down rather to habits 
of a humdrum commonplace official. Books he had 
very few, and congenial society still less. Quartered 
as he had been during the first two years in dull 
country stations, he had grown weary of the routine 
of everyday life, and longed for the sight of fresh faces, 
fresh scenes, fresh occupation. 

After a while this desire was gratified in his removal 
to Calcutta. But if he had suffered from dul- 
ness and weariness before, he was now in danger of 
going to another extreme. In his first joy at getting 



298 THE ADVENTURES OF 

back into lively society he rushed -with ardour into all 
the attractions and gaieties of the capital. Not that 
Charlie was a fellow ever to make the same mistakes 
as Tom Drift. He never associated with companions 
he knew to be bad, or allowed himself to be led into 
scenes which were in the slightest degree discreditable. 
But he did enter rather too readily into the frivolities 
of his new quarters, at the expense of his peace of 
mind. His popularity was hi3 greatest snare. Every- 
where he w T ent he became a favourite. People were 
eager to get him to join their parties, and he was 
often enough too good-natured to refuse. And thus 
Charlie wasted much of his time, and in the end 
found himself far more dissatisfied with himself than 
in the quiet monotony of his up-country duties. 

Do not let me do him injustice, reader, in my 

account of him during those few weeks at Calcutta. 
He was gay but not fast, frivolous though not dissi- 
pated. His errors were errors of unprofitableness, 
but never of viciousness. Even in his most frivolous 
moments he had never been anything but a gentle- 
man and a good fellow. Still, it had been unsatis- 
factory, and he knew it to be so in his inmost soul. 

In the midst of this life came the mutiny, and, like 
hundreds of others, Charlie leapt at the call of duty, 
and flung to the winds all those attractions which had 
held him captive during the weeks of his idleness. 
Like hundreds of others his blood boiled at the 
tragedies of that awful time, and now, of all the 
rescuing host, there was not one who loved his own 
life less, or his country's glory more, than Charlie 
Newcome. 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 299 

And thus it was with him when I found him. 

But to-night, whatever may have been the memories, 
and hopes, and regrets which secretly animated his 
breast in finding himself again possessed of his boyish 
treasure and the companion of so many of his happiest 
days, Charlie Newcome had no leisure to sit down 
and spend his time in passive contemplation He had 
a report to make to his colonel, and an important 
despatch to carry to the commander-in-chief. Then 
there was the ammunition to be served out among 
his men, and he had to superintend the process. And 
there were the plans for next day's assault to be talked 
over with his brother officers, and the various detach- 
ments for that duty to be selected. So that Charlie 
was a busy man that night. But with what a light 
heart ho laboured ! Among his occupations he did 
not forget the gold watch, but had the satisfaction of 
making Paddy the happiest man (but one) in the 
camp. 

Thus, first with one thing, then another, the night 
wore on ; and, when towards morning he lay down 
on his camp bed for a hurried rest, he fell asleep like 
a child, whistling one of the old Randlebury songs, 
and with me, as of old. under his pillow. 

At the first note of the bugle he sprang from his 
couch, and putting me in my old abode, next Ins heart, 
Balhed out to see the preparations for the advance. It 
was generally known we were to make a dash for the 
approaches to Lucknow this day ; and at the prospect 
of the attack the troops hailed the signal to get under 
arms with enthusiasm. It was plain to see, by the 
alacrity with which the men worked, that my master 



300 THE ADVENTURES OF 

was a prime favourite in his own company ; indeed, 
such was their promptitude that we stood ready and 
waiting long before the order to march arrived. 

During this interval, if Charlie was seized with a 
desire to know the time once, he was seized twenty 
times ; and each time a mere glance was not enough 
to satisfy him. How natural it all seemed, and how 
like old times ! 

Then came the longed-for signal, and with a cheer 
the men set their faces towards Lucknow. 

Now, the reader must not expect I am going to 
describe military operations for his edification. I 
know nothing about columns and countermarches, 
and echelons and skirmishing ; how could a watch, 
hid under a scarlet jacket, be expected to do so ? 

True, I had eyes that could penetrate any number 
of scarlet jackets, but what good was that when I 
knew about as much of the art of war as I did of 
candle-making 1 

But there are some things in the events of that 
memorable day which I shall remember as long as 
I live. 

After about an hour's march we were suddenly 
halted, and almost at the same moment there came 
the sullen boom of a gun ahead. I could feel Charlie's 
heart leap at the sound. It was the enemy at last ; 
and now the fate of Lucknow was to be decided. 

A horseman dashed up to the head of our column 
and called out to our colonel, in a voice loud enough 
for us all to hear, ' Bring up your battalion.' Next 
moment we were advancing in double quick time 
through a lane of troops to the front. There two 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 301 

other regiments stood waiting, and almost the instant 
we arrived the whole body moved forward at a run. 
It was an exciting moment. The enemy's guns 
sounded louder and more frequent ahead, and drop- 
ping shot at either side announced that our danger 
was not all in front. The pace was kept up for a 
hundred yards or so, until we reached a cluster of 
trees, in whose shelter the column was halted to get 
breath. The fire in front still kept up, and through the 
smoke I thought I could discern the dim outline of a 
low building, not five hundred yards distant. At 
this moment Charlie and the other officers were sum- 
moned to the front for orders. They were brief and 
to the point. 

' Straight for the fort, there I ' said the commanding 
officer, ' the shortest way you can take your men ! ' 

It was an order that meant certain death to scores 
of those brave fellows ; yet when they had heard it they 
cheered as schoolboys cheer for a holiday. 

Again we stood waiting. The officers with their 
swords drawn stepped in front. The men quickly 
loaded and fixed bayonets, and then came the shout, 

' Forward I ' 

As we cleared the trees we burst full in the face of 
the enemy's fire. For a moment the balls whizzed 
harmlessly over our heads, then there was a crash on 
the ground before us, and, as we rushed on, the men 
parted on either side to avoid stepping over a dying 
man. It was awful ; and every step we took grew 
more and more fatal. Under that withering fire men 
went down by the dozen ; yet still the column rushed 
on. The front rank broke into gaps, which the rear 



302 THE ADVENTURES OF 

rank men dashed forward to fill, till they themselves 
fell. And still on we rushed. Officers, too, every- 
where to the front, dropped one by one ; but still we 
never checked our pace. The sullen walls of the fort 
stood clear before us and poured upon us an unceasing 
shower of bullet and ball. In a minute our foremost 
men would be at the walls. 

' Forward now I follow me I ' I heard Charlie cry ; 
and looking round noticed for the first time that 
the captain of his company was missing. The men 
cheered by way of answer, and their run broke into a 
rush as they followed him under the guns. Others 
were at the fort before us, and the storm had already 
begun. Heedless of wounds, heedless of peril, the 
men swept towards the breach, and called on those 
behind to come on. Charlie was one of the earliest of 
our battalion there, and already his feet were in the 
place, and he was waving to his men to come up 
when— 

I felt a dull crushing sensation. My nerves col- 
lapsed ; my senses left me. Speech, sight, hearing, 
all failed me in an instant ; a strange darkness came 
over me, and then I was conscious of nothing. 

?ji JK. £p *Jt nC 



When my senses slowly and wearily recovered I was 
still lying in my master's pocket in the place where he 
had fallen at the storming of the breach. Firing was 
still going on all around, but the shouts of our men rose 
now from inside the fort instead of outside. And what 
shouting it was ! The enemy's guns ceased as if by 
magic, and the distant sounds of firing showed plainly 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 303 

enough that the main body, now that we had silenced 
the fort, was resuming its march on Lucknow. 

All this flashed through me as my senses gradually 
returned, and before even I had time to contemplate 
my own condition. What a wreck I was I A helpless 
cripple past all healing, of no use to any one, and 
utterly incapable of resuming the ordinary duties of 
life. But almost before I could reab'se this, another 
care flashed through my mind and drove out every 
other. 

My master I What of him ? There he lay, motion- 
less and pale, w T ith his blue eyes closed, and a little 
stream of blood trickling down his chest. Could he 
be dead ? 

Anxiously I listened if his heart still beat. At first all 
seemed silent as death. Then there seemed a slight 
quiver, and as I listened still, a faint throb. He lived 
still ! How I longed for help to come I 

And before long it came. Two soldiers of Charlie's 
regiment came out of the fort and walked straight 
towards us. 

' It was close to the breach he dropped,' said one. 

' Come on, then,' said the other, ' and we may be in 

time.' 

They were not long in finding the object of their 
6earch, and leant eagerly over him. 

4 He's dead, poor fellow 1 ' said the first ; ' shot 
right through the heart ! ' 

' So he is,' said the other. ' It must have — wait a 
bit!' cried he, in sudden excitement. 'Feel here, 
Tom, quick ! he's alive yet I Oh, if we could only get 
hold of a doctor 1 9 



304 THE ADVENTURES OF 

1 Is there one about at all ? ' 

( Not that I know of, unless the Major knows what 

to do/ 

Just then there came up a gaunt man, in an undress 
uniform, who, seeing that they knelt over a wounded 
man, said, 

* Is he alive ? * 

* It's all he is, sir,' replied one of the men ; * and 
we're wondering how to get a doctor to him.' 

' Let me see,' said the stranger, approaching the body. 

He knelt beside it and gently removed the coat 
from the wound. 

' It looks as if he must be shot through the heart. 
Stay a bit, though, here's a watch I ' and he pulled me 
softly out of the pocket. As he did so I looked up at 
him. Surely I knew his face ! Surely somewhere I 
had seen that troubled frightened face before I Then 
I remembered Seatown Gaol 1 Could this be Tom 
Drift here in India, and kneeling beside his old school- 
fellow's body ? 

It was indeed Tom Drift I But he neither recog- 
nized me nor the wounded man before him ; indeed 
he was too busy examining the latter's wound to look 
very closely at his face. As he removed the waistcoat 
he uttered an exclamation of astonishment. 

' A most wonderful thing,' he said ; ' the bullet, 
which must have been a spent one, has struck his 
watch and turned aside. A most wonderful escape ! * 

And then he produced a box of instruments, with 
one of which he probed the wound, and after some 
trouble extracted the bullet. Then, bandaging up 
the place, he said, 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 305 

' He may do now, but he has lost a lot of blood; 
Let him lie here a bit, and presently, if he seema better, 
move him into the fort. I will see him again this 
evening.' 

And so saying, he passed on to the next prostrate 
figure. 

Towards evening the two men tenderly lifted their 
officer in their arms and carried him inside the fort, 
where a rude hospital had been fitted up. Here 
Charlie, who, after the extraction of the bullet and 
staunching of blood, had shown symptoms of recovery, 
opened his eyes, and found himself able to say a few 
words to those round him. And when they told him 
how I had probably saved his life his face lit up with 
a most triumphant smile, and he asked that I might 
ba put into his hand. 

As he lay there, scarcely strong enough to speak, 
and fondling me in his fingers, the doctor entered the 
hospital. 

He came straight to Charlie's bed. My master's 
eyes were closed when Tom first reached his side ; 
and I could see by the face of the latter that he was 
still as far from recognizing his old schoolfellow as 
ever. But directly Tom softly lifted the clothes in 
order to examine his wound, the patient woke and 
opened his eyes. They rested for a moment on the 
doctor's face, and then, with a sudden flush and start, 
he half raised himself in his bed, and exclaimed, 

• Tom Drift, is it you 1 * 

The doctor thus unexpectedly hearing his own 
name pronounced, turned pale, and started back as ii 
he had been shot. The scared, terrified look returned 



306 THE ADVENTURES OF 

to his face, and for an instant he seemed as if he 
would rush from the place. But only for an instant. 
As he looked again on the face of his patient a 
strange expression came over his own. Wonder, 
doubt, joy, succeeded each other in rapid succession, 
and then all of a sudden it flashed upon him who 
this was. 

* Charlie ! ' he exclaimed, trembling with astonish- 
ment ; and next moment the poor prodigal was on 
his knees beside his friend's bed, sobbing, with his 
head buried in his hands. 

Don't laugh at him, reader, for thus forgetting him- 
self. Tom Drift had been through many trials you 
know nothing about, and out of those trials he had 
come broken in spirit and as humble as a child. You 
might have had more regard for appearances, perhaps, 
and controlled your emotion genteelly ; but, as I have 
said before, Tom Drift was not anything like so 
strong-minded as you. So he knelt there and sobbed ; 
and Charlie, as he lay, took his hand into his own, 
and held it. 

Presently ho said, softly, ' Tom ! ' 

Tom looked up and rose to his feet. 

4 What, old fellow ? ' 

4 Look here, Tom 1 ' said Charlie, showing me. 

At the sight of me, bruised and battered as I was, 
Tom's feelings overcame him again. He seized me 
eagerly, and looked long and tenderly into my face ; 
then his tears came again, and once more he sunk 
on his knees at Charlie's side and buried his face in 
his hands. 

The place was getting dark. The noisa of voices 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 307 

outside and the distant roar of guns slowly died away ; 
the guards for the night were called out, and one by 
one soldier and invalid fell asleep after their hard 
day's toil. But Tom Drift never moved from Charlie's 
bedside, nor did Charlie, by word or movement, 
disturb him. In the silence of that night I seemed to 
be back in the past — when, years ago, I first knew 
these two. The dreary hospital changed, in my 
imagination, into the old Kandlebury dormitory. 
These beds all round were occupied not by wounded 
Bcldiers, but by soundly-sleeping boys, worn out with 
sports or study. And the two between whom I lay 
were no longer suffering men, but the light-hearted 
lads of long ago. I could almost fancy myself ticking 
through the silent watches ; and when now and then 
the fingers that held me closed over me, or fondled 
me tenderly, I could almost have believed I heard the 
low sweet whistling of an innocent boy as he furtively 
turned in his waking moments to his father's precious 

gift. 

It all seemed so strangely natural that as I woke 
from my dream it required an effort to remember 
where I really was. All was silent around me. I 
peered first at my master, then ci Tom Drift ; they 
were both asleep — sleeping, perhaps, as simply as ever 
they did in those bygone days— Tom kneeling still 
by the bedside with his head upon his arms, and 
Charlie turned towards him with one hand upon his 
friend's, and I — I lay between them. 

Thus the sultry Indian night passed, and then at 
the little window opposite there came a faint gleam 
of light. 



308 THE ADVENTURES OF 

Charlie woke first, and, laying his hand gently on 
Tom's arm, said, ' Tom Drift, old fellow I ' 

With a start and a bound Tom was awake and on 
his feet, staring in a bewildered way round him. 

At last his eyes fell on Charlie, and he remembered 
where he was. ' I was asleep and dreaming/ he 
said. 

' So was 1/ said Charlie — and / could almost guess 
what their dreams had been. 

1 Now, Tom/ said Charlie, * you must look to my 
wound/ 



-hin 



forgotten it all this time ! ' 



botherin 



master. 



.kin 



>wn 



his weary eves, ' the day is breakin 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 309 



CHAPTER XXIX 




Which brings my adventures to a close. 

EADER, be my companion in one scene more, 



and my story is done. 
A month or two ago there was a grand merry- 
making at the house of one Charles Newcome, Esq., 
late captain in her Majesty's army, to celebrate the 

tenth birthday of his son, Master Thomas James 



Newcome. 



juvenile 



included, of course, the gallant captain's two little 
girls and his younger son, that most terrible of all 
Turks, Charlie the younger. Then there were all 
the little boys and girls living in the square, and 
many others from a distance, and one or two big 
boys and girls, and one or two young gentlemen 
who stroked their chins as if something was to be 
felt there, and one or two young ladies who would 
not take twice of sponge-cake, for fear of looking 
as if they were hungry. But besides these there 
were a few grown-up people present, whom I must 
not forget to name. Naturally the gallant captain 
was one, and the gallant captain's lady was another ; 
and then there were the last-named lady's two 
brothers there, one a clergyman called the Rev. 



3 io THE ADVENTURES OF 

James Halliday, and the other (and elder) Mr. 
Joseph Halliday, a civil engineer with a ferocious 
pair of whiskers. And, to complete the party, there 
was present a grave, anxious-looking gentleman by 
the name of Mr. Drift, a surgeon. 

These all sat apart and looked on while the young 
folk enjoyed themselves. And how the young folk 
did enjoy themselves that night I What shouting 
and laughter there was, what a jingling of the piano, 
what hiding in corners, what romping on the stair- 
case ! And the round games, and the charades, 
and the family posts I Oh dear me, I'm an old 
watch, and I've gone through a good many noisy 
scenes, but I never remember such a racket as this. 

And how the young folk besieged the elder and 
compelled them to join in the fun. There was papa 
down on his hands and knees with half-a-dozen 
youngsters on his back. And there was Uncle 
Joseph performing tricks of conjuring before a 
select audience ; and Mr, Drift telling stories to 
another ; and as for the reverend Uncle Jim, he was 
made blind man, and had his long coat-tails pulled ; 
and, strange to say, he never caught anybody all the 
time. And then the supper I who shall describe 
that ? the clattering of dishes, the rattle of knives 
and forks, the banging of crackers, the peals of 
laughter, and the cross-fire of chaff. 

Alas ! all good things must come to an end, and 
so did this party. One by one the little guests said 
good-bye, and after they had gone the little family 
of children and elders was left alone. Though it 
was past eleven, the little urchin Charlie insisted on 



A THREE GUINEA WATCH 311 

clambering on to Mr. Drift's knee, to hear one last 
story, and the little girls besieged their uncles, and 
put their arms round their necks, and besought their 
intercession with mamma to gain them another half- 
hour's respite down stairs. 

1 Charlie/ said Tom Drift, * this little fellow if 
worrying me for a story. Suppose you tell one. 1 

1 Oh yes,' shouted that small chorus. ' Oh yes I 
papa, please tell us a story I ' 

1 Hear, hear I ' said Uncle Joe. 

1 Fire away/ said Uncle Jim. 

1 Remember, it must be quite a short one, Charles/ 
said mamma. 

Charlie Newcome the elder looked puzzled for a 
minute, and fidgeted uncomfortably in his eeat. 
Then he turned to his eldest boy, and said, 

* Tom, open that cabinet there and bring me the 
watch that is under the glass-case.' 

' The old, ugly watch, papa ? ' asked the boy, 
running oil on his errand. 

* Yes, the old, ugly watch/ said papa, with a queer 
sort of smile. 

The boy brought me. I was taken out of my case, 
and lay there in his open hand. 

1 Once upon a time/ began papa — and what a hush 
fell on that little company 1 — ' once upon a time there 
was a little boy ' — why was it every one but the 
children looked bo grave ? and why did Mr. Drift 
push his chair back into the shadow ? why, even, 
did papa's voice tremble now and then as he went 
on, and caught the eye first of one and then another 

of his listeners ? 



3 i2 A THREE GUINEA WATCH 

That night he told my story — not as I have told 
it to you. There was not much about Mr. Drift in 
the story he told, and a great deal less about him- 
self than there might have been. But as he went 
on these children crowded round me and looked 
with awe upon my battered body, and read with 
reverence those quaintly-scratched initials, and as 
they followed me in imagination from one master 
to another, and from one peril to the next, ending 
up with the famous battle before Lucknow, they 
forgot I was old and ugly, and I gradually appeared 
to their little eyes one of the greatest treasures which 
their father's house contained. 

1 And here he lies in my hand, children/ concluded 
papa ; * and if you love him as much as I do you 
must be very fond of him. And now, good-night, 
all of you/ 



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