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AND
CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
PUBLISHED ORIGINALLY ON MANUSCRIPT FORMS, KINDLY FURNISHED BY
CAPTAIN W. D. MARSH, R.E., DURING THE VOYAGE, FROM
GRAYESEND TO VANCOUVER ISLAND,
OF THE
DETACHMENT OF ROYAL ENGINEERS SELECTED
FOR SERVICE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA,
Between the 10th November, 1858, and the 12th April, 1859.
EDITED BY SECOND-CORPORAL CHARLES SINNETT, R. E.,
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 1.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6th, 1858.
[Price 3i>.
fhc Emigrant gtoUtwrs' fedte.
'•THAMES C1TV," NOVEMBER Gtb, 1838.
Eat. 20.58 N. Los. 20.11 W. New Moon, Nov.
5th, at 4h. 48m. p. m.
We liave started on a long voyage for a distant
land, with no prospect for several months of any fresh
faces to be seen, or any fresh beef to be eaten, unless
our tender hearted Captain, mindful of our infirmities,
can be prevailed upon to put in at some pleasant and
productive port by the way. A life at sea must of ne-
cessity be always to a great extent monotonous, and we
shall no doubt often find the time slipping lazily by,
witli a faint breeze, and at the rate of not more than
a knot or two an hour, notwithstanding the glorious
days of sunshine we look forward to in the tropics,
and the clear starlight nights of the southern hemis-
phere. But we know, all of us, that, of our duties
to one another, the chief is at all times, and never
more so in our own cases than now, a constant feel-
ing of brotherly love nnd kindness, a resolution to
avoid offence, a desire to please and be pleased, and a
readiness to contribute, each in his ability, to the com-
mon fund of content and cheerfulness. Shakespeare
says that ''A merry heart goes all the day," and we
trust that in this respect ours may be found at the end
of the voyage to have kept time as truly as the Cap-
tain's chronometer. As one means towards this de-
sired end, a thoughtful friend on shore, whose name
should be held in honor mining us, has provided us
with the means of establishing a small Newspaper, to
be kept up by our own contributions. Eet us set about
it with good will and heartiness. Some little amuse-
ment and instruction will be sure to fullow. Any tri-
lling matter recorded now it will be a pleasure to refer
to hereafter as a memorial of the peaceful and happy
days of our vo}'age, contrasted with the turmoil and
excitement that await us in the Colony of British
Columbia.
The present year has been a very remarkable one.
The youngest as well as the oldest of our readers will
always look back with feelings of astonishment anil
satisfaction at the number of events, social, political,
and otherwise that have crowded on one another in
quick succession during the portion of year 1858 lliat
has already elapsed. The launch of the Leviathar,
the relief of Lucknow and Cawnpoie and the suppres-
sion of the Indian mutiny, the Princess Royal's mar-
riage, the completion of the Persian and Chinese wars,
the extension of our Telegraphic communication, the
appearance of the Comet, the visit of the Queen to
Cherbourg, the extraordinary vintage, the discovery
of gold in abundance in British Columbia leading to its
improved colonization, are all confirmatory of our
opening seiitcnce, and possess the additional charm to
Englishmen that nearly all of them have ended in in-
creasing their power and strengthening their resources.
But on this Cth day of November an event has occur-
red which far outstrips in importance those previously
mentioned, and adds the as yet crowning gem to the
wonders of this wonderful year. We allude to the
birth of the Emighaxt Soldiers' Gazette & Cape Horn'
Chronicle. Our readers have doubtless often read in
English newspapers short paragraphs headed "Death
of a contemporary," in which in a few but pithy words
are described the birth, rise, decline, and ultimate
death of the contemporary in question, and it is a sin-
gular fact that in no instance do Editors allude to the
birth of a contemporary until it has ceased altogether
to exist. If however our Office were in England in-
stead of in Lat. 21 N., Long. 20 W., so remarkable
an event as the birth of the E. S. G. and C. H. C.
could not fail to call forth remarks from all sides, al-
though only a "birth." True the remarks would be
various. Those on the one hand from superior Editors,
quaking though the latter would necessarily be at
the prospect of rivalry from such an array of talent,
would, written in an apparently generous spirit, give
us encouragement and congratulate the world and our-
selves on the event, while on the other hand the in-
ferior class of Editors would give vent to their feel-
ings in petty and malicious spite. As however we
are now beyond the reach of either encouragement or
discouragement, we will proceed at once to congratu-
late our friends on the completion of arrangements
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
which place in their bands a weekly periodical unri-
\ ailed inr tin.- soundness of its political views, the
discretion and unbiassed opinion shown in nil its criti-
cisms en poblie oventa, ond its keen ami turate taste
r. ir literature ami the arts. In conclusion, we earnest-
iv appeal to all interested in oar success to give their
hearty nnpporl to tliia interesting publication, and
Feel anre that provided each does his best, the produc-
tion nftlta rare talent hitherto lying dormant on board
the Thautt Ciiy cannot fail to ensure a long life and
glorious success to the EmaRAST Soldiers' Gazettb
ill. II IBS ChBONICXK.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
itndy of Nature is one which ought to inter-
■ the rnosl listless of observers at all times, but if
there is one time more calculated than another to in-
spire man with reflections on the wonders and
bean ties of the world we live in, and till his mind with
feelings of gratitude towards the Architect of the
Universe for his bountiful goodness in arranging all
things for the good of his creatures, it is when, like
selves, lie is on a long voyage traversing the vast
and boundless ocean, when' at times nothing is dis-
cernible around him but the wide circumference of
water and tin- vast canopy of Heaven apparently
Bring the waters at the boundary commonly known
as the horizon. With the exception of the ship be-
;!i oar feet, we are entirely surrounded by natural
objects. We have beneath and around us the briny
deep, calm, smooth, and unrtiHled at one moment, bois-
terous, tiaming, and angry at another; we have over
mtr heads the spacious firmament, at times presenting
beautiful rich blue even curtain, and at others dis-
playing the most dismal looking black clouds, fore-
warning n» of heavy rains, furious winds and tempes-
tuous sens. Then again we cannot help feeling inter-
ested in the animated creatures which constantly pre-
sent themselves to our view. Scarcely a day passes
without our attention being called to some poor little
wandering bird whose appearance is be unexpected as
it is mysterious, or to some one of the numerous finny
tribes which frequently follow vessels for several hours
at a time in the hope of picking up scraps of food for
their subsistence, and which in the clear waters of
the .southern seas are visible many feet below the ship's
keel. Now though we all of us more or less see and
observe these objects, still how few there are who
think of enquiring into their nature and habits, and
who ask themselves why and wherefore the winds
blow, the waves rise, the clouds form, the rain falls,
fee. The object of our paper being to afford us all
amusement, instruction, and useful information during
the voyage, I propose contributing such information
as will tend to illustrate the nature and habits of such
fish and birds as may happen to come across us during
the week, and the causes and effects of the various
natural phenomena which will constantly present
mselvea in the course of our voyage, constituting
in facta "Journal of the Natural History of the
Voyage."
Since the 17th of October last, the day on which
we left the Downs, we have sailed nearly 1700 miles
in a Southerly direction, vis : towards the Equator,
and have experienced great varieties of wind and
weather. We are in a totally different climate from
that in which we were the day we sailed, and the far-
ther we progress in our course, the more we are made
sensible of our approach to the hottest regions of the
globe. On Thursday, the 8rd inst., about 4 p, m., we
passed into the 23rd degree of north latitude, and may
fairly be said to have entered the tropics. It is within
these regions, viz : the space included bel ween 2S\ degrees
north, and 23i degrees south of the eqnati r, that the
trade winds(a somewhat narrow belt of calms prevailing
near the line) prevail. These winds generally blow
with regularity from one direction, viz: from the north-
east above, and the south-east below the line, although
their strength varies according to the locality and sea-
son of the year. They are called trade winds on ac-
count of the facility they afford to commerce. Wen-
it not for these winds, vessels might be for months
and months becalmed without making progress, and
losing valuable and irrecoverable time. Lot us now
enquire into the causes of these winds. In the tropi-
cal regions the sun is almost vertical, that is, lie pours
his rays in an almost pe pendicular direction on the
surface of that portion of the globe included in those
regions, rendering the air in these parts of extreme
tenuity, and lighter than the air in colder latitudes.
Now we all know that if we light a fire in a grate and
open the door or window of the room, a thorough draft
is produced. The air which is heated by coming in
contact with the lire becomes lighter and rushes up
the chimney, and cold air takes its place, which like-
wise gets heated and disappears in the same manner.
Thus a constant stream of fresh sir passes from tin-
window into the grate, and this is kept, up as long Of
the fire remains alight, and the chimney is kept free
from any obstacle which might hinder its escape. It
is precisely on this principle that a draft is produced
on the surface of the globe. The heated air in the
regions of the equator may represent the air that
passes through the grate, wiiich being extremely light
rises upwards, and the cold air from the north and
south poles which rushes towards ihese regions to
supply its place, constituting the trade wind, may re-
present the air which enters the room through the
door or window. If the earth were a fixed object, the
direction of the trade winds would be due s< nth and
due north, but we all know that the earth revolves oil
an axis from west to east, and let US observe how this
revolution changes the direction of the current of air.
As the air on the surface of the globe is free and
moveable, it (\~»-s not acquire the same velocity as the
solid parts of the earth, and it is consequently left
behind : the effect of this is, that an apparent motion
in a contrary direction (i. e. from east to west) is giv-
en to it, which, combining with the one already pos-
sessed by the polar enrrent, makes the direction of the
northern trade northeast, and that of the southern one
south-east. The two currents thus funned merge
into one which takes an easterly direction. The divid-
ing line however is not exactly at the equator, but a
little to the north of it Much more might be said on
AND CAPE nORX CILROXICLE.
the subject, but it is hoped that the foregoing remarks
may suffice to explain that wonderful provision of na-
ture, which we may look forward to as a source of
progression for several days to come.
Xatikai.ist.
THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER.
It is an old and a very true saying that " Time ami
Tide wait for no man."
Years roll on and anniversaries come round in reg-
ular succession, with no possibility of their progress
being stayed by any human effort. The 5th of Novem-
ber has just passed, a day which Ave cannot refrain
from briefly noticing, famous as it is for the miracu-
lous preservation of a King, Court, and Parliament
from destruction by a pang of desperate conspirators,
in the year 1605. In all countries, and in none more
so than our own, the various events of which anniver-
saries are celebrated arc brought vividly to our re-
membrance by the observance of old forms and cus-
toms. Yesterday for instance, in England, in every
town or village capable of producing a i'uw dozen
small boys, might have been seen grotesque figures,
supposed to represent the conspirator, Gny Fawkes,
curried about triumphantly, hatless, bootless, coatless,
or otherwise, according to the peculiar tastes of the
boys in question. Whether the image represents the
pope, a cardinal, a soldier, a sailor, an old clothes-man,
or even Calcraft himself, it is all the same to the boys
provided (he Guy (we cannot call him Guy Fawkes)
looks as horrible a miscreant as possible, their great
end and object being, after carrying him about all the
morning, subject during the exhibition to be kicked,
cuffed, pelted, and sometimes even decapitated, in a
manner that defies description, to bear him off, and
make a final end of him the same night in a large
bonfire, V'l ing and screaming with exultation at the
just punishment inflicted on so atrocious a conspirator.
So much for Uuy Fawkes. Since the year 1854, how-
ever, we have other great cause to remember this an-
niversary, for it was on the 5th of November in that
year, that England's heroes fought so manfully and
successfully in the valley of Inkerman. to support the
honor and glory of their country. Let the memory
of the brave fellows who fell on that day he honored
among us, and mnj we ever continue to respect, hon-
or, and value those who remain, i.nd at all times let us
keep in mind that if we have cause to remember with
thankfulness the preservation of King James I. and
his parliament on the 5th of November, 1605, we
have equal cause for thankfulness to that Providence
which gave success to our arms, and for gratitude and
respect to the brave heroes who fought and bled in
their country's cause at liikernian, on the 5th of No-
vember, 1854,
0'on;r. t ipoiuli'nn\
To the Editor.
Sir, — I find in a work on the early events of crea-
tion that the date of the birth of Adam and Eve is
4004 B. C, that Cain slew his brother Abel in 4000
B. (.'., and that the city of Enoch was built in the same
year. As Cain could not have been more than four
years of age and Abel still younger, by whom could
the above city have been built? 1 wonder what dura-
tion of time composed the year? If you can give van
any information on the subject through your Chronicle,
I shall feel greatly obliged,
I am, Sir, your obedient servant,
EaquiBER.
fjteoal and gftitifarg IntelKgcnije.
The last detachment of Royal Engineers for service in Brit-
ish Columbia sailed finally from the Downs at 10 p. m.. on
Sunday, the 17th nit., on board tile clipper ship Thames ('■■".
557 tons, commanded by Captain Glovbr. The detachment
consisted of 2 Officers, 1 Staff Assistant Surgeon, IIS Non-
commissioned Officers and Men. .".1 Women, and 34 Children,
the whole under the command of Captain II. II. LUARD, It. E.
The vessel left (Jiavcsend on Sunday, the Kith nit, but was
detained wind-bound in the Downs from the 12th to the 17th.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
Doting tho 1 ta - 1 \nrk.
latitude.
Longitude.
Mil. < llii'i,
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. BJ9.00W.114tn.
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&3S.0OE. 130 in.
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Course and distance to Antonio, (Cape do Verd Island) S.
51 W., 357 m.
To day at noon we have completed n distace of 1800 miles-,
counting from the Lizard light, in Cornwall, in a uttalght
line fcr our destination.
VESSELS SPOKEN WITH.
Oct. 28th. The English 15ari[iie British Empire, in lot 3&
00 N\, Long. 10.30 W., from London for Vancouver Island.
Nov. 1st. The English Ship Currie Mulzic, in Iat. 28.00 X.,
long. 21.10 W., from Liverpool, for llmavia, 19 days out.
Nov. 2nd. The English Ship Blenheim, in lat. 27.00 X.,
long. 20.10 W., from London, bound for Bombay with troops,
22 days out.
Nov. 5th. The English Barque Eleanor Dixon, in lat. 22.14
N. long. 18.38 \\\, from Liverpool, bound for Arica. (Peru)
21 d»vs out.
-Oirth.
On the 25th ultimo, the nift of Acting (Quarter SffMtar Betfaint I>. B.
(i-iim lit. EL k., <>f ■ dtngbtsr.
&o (Torrcspoiulcnts.
In future, contributor! of Leading Article! on any subject «/■•-
requested to send them in to the Editor by noon every Thurs-
day, and all other contributions should be sent in by 8 o'clock
the tame evening, to give ample time for publishing the paper.
Any person willing to answer letters addressed -To the Eilitor.'
are invited to do so, addressing their answers in the same man-
ner.
The answers to Charades and Conundrums will be published th>
Saturday after they appear, and any person guessing an an-
swer, may learn on application to the Editor or Sub-Editor n
he is right or wrong. But it ie hopea correct guetseri wilt
keep their secret.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£oiigs and Jjtoftrg.
HURRA' FOR COLUMBIA.
(.-!(> tl Bonny Dundee")
] We nre bound for the lan<l where the awift mpMs flow.
Where tiic mountain* bow high, uvl are crested with rmow.
When tin- bufflo roomi free, In tin soft sunny Hlmtlu,
Ami the bold forest stretches o'er valley and gUdc.
chorus.
Then hurra' for Columbia, Columbia the fur,
For the pear, and the plum, and the apple are there;
And who shall dare say that we'll ever repine,
Aa we Lsagb, dame, and sing o'er the juice of the vine.
'J We arc bound for the land where all nature roams free.
By the Praser'a bold Hood rolling down to the sea;
Where the rod lavage yells BU "war whoop" o'er the plain,
In hie mantle of »hin, of the hrute he has slaiu.
Then hnrrV for Columbia, Ac.
:; We are bound for the land whore the cataracts roar.
Where we'll spear tbe sweet salmon «^ npward they soar]
When the bright glancing stmbeanu awaken the morn.
We'll bring down with our rifle the Klfc and Bighorn.
Then hurra' for Columbia, At.
4 Though my muse sings of comforts and JOTS that are there,
There are dangers, but none we're not willing to dare;
And though perils surround ns aa upward we go,
.Mill upward we'll climb to those regions of snow.
Then hurra' fur Columbia, &c.
We'll teach the red savage tbe use of the spade*
And his plough-share shall turn the rich mould of tl
And his anvil shall ring, tho' In- v 8 ige looks grave.
As we tell Of Old Bngbtnd, the free and the brave.
Then hurra' fur Columbia, Ac
glade,
poetry.
A friend of mine, who has iui universal contempt for poetry
and poete in general, was engaged one day in an animated
argument with me on this subject, and after putting down the
w hole race of poets as thorough humbugs, and ridiculing the
flight deviations in grammatical construction, order, &c.
which we all know necessarily exist in poetry, gave rue the
following lines composed by himself, as illustrative of his
idea of the sort of humbug produced by poets in general.
Whether they are humbug or not, I leave my readers to de-
cide:—
"As I have seen on Alps recunils.-nt height.
The storm-fed lion pulverise the light:
So have I seen nn enigmatic bat,
Fly through the zenith in a slip-shod hat.
Down where wild mountains rollth' Imperial barge.
Have to great Hancock's men peculiar charge;
To drive full tilt against subjunctive mood,
And fatten padlocks on antarctic food."
(Charades.
i.
' 'Whom Pagans rank with Gods above,
Whom wiser mortals only love;
Which high in air now pours its song,
Now sink* the ooean'a depths among,
Kollows a wedding from the dour,
Goes to the grave a corpse before;
Touch it and like magic still,
Up starts an agent to your will.
Hut, if you try to make it speak,
It thrusts its tongue between its cheek.
Adam and Kve had one between them,
Hut wc in every house have seen them.
First iu the church its warning voice to raise,
First nt a ball to lead tho circling maze,
Full of brief facts, though brief its age,
Its life unfolds a sporting page;
Kach dume the title clainiB, though each
Would just as soon be called a witch. "
i One monosyllabic word answers the whole of the above lines.)
♦ — •«— ♦
II.
"My first although 'tis very bright,
Oh may my second never see,
For if my character then you write,
My third" the initial letter 'd be.
Then tf to these my fourth you add,
A time it i« when man M be ni.nl
Not to ieek and secure the four
Of him who crushed my first of yore.
An hyphon here! my fifth has wings,
Five and six a child oft sings;
Five to seven girl* wear, 1 think,
My last the drunkard hates to drink.
Hut for my whole, oh sad the fate
Of many a person now alive;
A compound word with letters eight,
With hyphon joined 'twixt four and five.'
Comimdnims.
I. Why is the visitor we expect at the Equator like a man
looking for the philosopher's stone?
II. When is a sermon like a kiss?
III. Which is the most unequal battle, in point of numbers,
that has ever been fought?
Jolics, &c.
In taking a walk one afternoon when it happened to be raining. I saw a
man fishing under a bridge. On enquiring of htm why he fished their, bi<
reply was, "Och! sure yer honor, and WoUld'llt the list, be after getting out
of tiie wet as well as yourself?"
An Knglishinan and a Welshman were disputing one day in whose C01U1-.
try was the best living. "There la inch noble honec -keeping In Wales, "
said Tatty, ' 'that I have known above a dozen cooks employed at one wed-
ding dinner." * 'Ay," answered John ltoll, ' 'that was because every man
toasted his own cheese I"
A Professor at the Woolwich Academy was lecturing a vein
or two since on the properties of dog-wood. He began by
stating that he "did'nt know what the word derived it3 name
from, or why it should be called dog-wood." Owe of the young
gentlemen remarked that it might perhaps be on account of
its "bark.''
The Leahked Scotchman. — A lady once asked a very silly
Scotch nobleman how it happened that the Scotch who left
their own country were, generally speaking, men of greater
ability than those who remained at home. "Oh madam."
said he, " the reason is obvious. At every outlet there arc
persons stationed to examine all who pass, that, for the hon-
or of the country, no one tony be permitted to leave it who is
not n man of undcrstandipg." '■ Then," said the lady, "I
suppose your lordship was smuggled out."
Prodigy at Sea. — On the night of the 1st inst., on board
the troopship Thames City*? bonnd for British Columbia, a col-
ored lady gave birth to no less than twelve children at the
one time. No precise information respecting the paternity in
this case has been given, bat the infants when born wore till
of a mottled hue, being blnek about the face am! cars, with
light spots on different parts of the body. To herald the ap-
proach of this phenomenon, a star of rare beauty and great
magnitude is said to have appeared for several successive
nights in the western heavens.
P. S. — The children are, with their mother, doing ns well
as can reasonably be expected.
A Frenchman who dabbled a little itiliteratarc and politico
but who was not particularly distinguished in either depart"
ment, came over to England with a swann of other ragamuf-
fins on the outbreak of the last revolution. An eveuing or
two after he arrived he found himself in cunipany at an even-
ing party with Douglas Jerroltl, to whom he repeatedly ex-
pressed his anxiety respecting the fete of M. Gui/.ot,"! wish."
quoth he, "I could be certain that Guizot was safe, I wotilii
take a great interest in him. We are in the same boat sir. we
are in the same boat," which he kept repealing so often that
Jerrold told him at last that it was possible enough they might
be in the same Boat, but that they certainly had not got the
same Skulls.
The publication of the Emiokast Soimsks' Gazkttb axi> Cap* Hon*
Chronicli was commenced yesterday at a p. m. , and was completed at 4 p.
in. this day. Published at tho Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin,
" Thames City."
THE lEEMia-ZR-AJSTT
Mkn'
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
!S T o. 2.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
%\n Emigrant JSfltdwrs' fee%
"THAMES CITY," NOVEMBER 13th, 1858.
Lat. 9.34 N. Lon. 23.00 W. Moon's First Quar-
ter, Nov. 13th, at 8h. 43m. p. m.
There is a great tendancy observable in most of the
districts of England to do away with, or treat lightly,
the holiday customs of good old times, but we believe
that this is by no means so much the case at sea; for
although the festive occasions proper to that element
are far from numerous, yet, such as they are, they seem
to become, like the peculiarities of a seaman's lan-
guage, a part of his profession, and to keep their hold
upon his mind with a tenacity equal to that of limpets
and barnacles. A question bearing directly on this
subject is on the eve of presenting itself to the con-
sideration and judgment of the high authorities on
board. We allude to the nature of the reception to
be given to the great monarch of the deep, who in a
few days may be expected to come and visit us, riding
in his carriage of state, with his wife on one side and
his trident on the other, his august person decorated
in the most approved style of ancient mariners since
the days when Noah first became a sailor ; that is to
say, with a beard as venerable as Theodore's or a polar
bear's, and with a pair of trowsers and a waistcoat of
the same pattern and dimensions as those worn in the
Downs by our friend the Deal Boatman. His Majesty
is coming to welcome us to his ancient dominions,
and, as his custom has been since his kingdom, has
been acknowledged by all sea-going vessels, he will
no doubt demand a tribute from every one who has
not before passed his frontier line. From the great
pillar of the Church downwards, we trust that no one
will be found recreant enough to hang back on this
solemn occasion, but that one and all,' like men, will
bring forward without a murmur the month's accumu-
lation of hair upon their chins, rendering unto Neptune
the red, black, and grizzly beards, which are his law-
ful perquisites. The Scotch nobleman alluded to in
last week's paper, (who at the time of reading attract-
ed the attention of one of his distinguished country-
man) contrived, as the story goes, to cross the English
border by a species of successful smuggling, but
nothing of the same kind it is hoped will be attempted
in the present case. It is hoped also that the state
razors to be employed during the ceremony will be of
a fine temper and not too deeply notched, and that
plenty of salt water (and a little grog) will be provi-
ded for the entertainment, with an ample supply of
lather, manufactured from marine soap, tar, a few
trifling collections from the sheep pen, and other mar-
itime perfumes.
As we are now fairly within the Tropics, where
habits of cleanliness are of the greatest importance,
we have thought it advisable to offer a few remarks
on the sanitary condition of the "City." In doing so
we are happy to bear testimony to the energetic and
praiseworthy exertions of our worthy Chief Commis-
sioner of Health, Captain Glover. Our present object
is to call the attention of our readers to the filthy
condition of the locality known as ''Long-boat Square,
where, notwithstanding the personal exertions of the
Chief Commissioner, the inhabitants cannot be pre-
vailed upon to keep themselves respectable. We beg
to inform our readers that it was at No. 1, Long-boat
Square that the prodigy took place, an account of
which appeared in our last number. But it is more
to Nos. 2 & 3 that our remarks apply. It is very
curious, though no less a fact, that the Cackles living
in No. 2, ground floor, seem quite grateful at first for
the bountiful supply of clean water with which the
Commissioner's men freely deluge them, but soon
their inherent love for dirt returns, and they express
themselves quite disgusted with the cleansing opera-
tion. Mrs. Swine and family, living in No. 3, ground
floor, excel in filth the whole street, and are in fact a
disgrace to the neighbourhood; their quarrelling and
fighting, more especially at their meals, calls for the
constant interference of the "Watch" or Police of the
" City." It is a curious fact that not one of this nu-
merous family has ever been known to die a natural
death, and they have been transported by tens and
twenties from under the same roof. Some maiden
ladies of the name of Bleat occupy the upper story of
Nos. 2 & 3, but to them our remarks do not apply,
for though they are rather dirty, and very lazy and
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sleepy, yet when we take into consideration that they
are olil maids, and very likely disappointed in life, we
are bound to say they live a very quiet Inoffensive life.
A certain Mrs. Nanny G., a lady from Wales, also
lives with them. We have been told that she is a
very old resident in the "City," at present separated
from her husband and under the protection of a gen-
tleman of color. Early on the morning of Wednesday
the 10th instant she gave birth to twins, who with
their mother are doing as well as can be expected.
On the present eventful occasion Mrs. <■. is extremely
unfortunate in the absence of her husband, to whom
she is denied the joy of presenting this double pledge
of her affection. A enrly beaded young gentleman of
the name of Barker has been observed peeping out of
the window, but we musl east do reflections on him.
In conclusion we hope our brother citizens will vigor-
ously assist our worthy Chief Commissioner in keeping
Long-boat Square in as cleanly a condition as the
dirty disposition of the inhabitants will permit.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
In our last number the trade winds formed the subject
of our remarks. During the past week we have accom-
plished 886 miles, and it is to the prevalence of these
winds that we owe our rapid progress towards our
final destination. I would now beg to draw your at-
tention to the consideration of a beautiful phenomenon
which none of us can have failed to have observed,
and which has exhibited itself in great splendour since
our entry into the tropical seas. 1 allude to that pe-
culiar luminosity of the water known as the "Phos-
phorescence of the Sea." This appearance is common
to all seas, being observable In the frozen ocean of
either pole, and under the burning Line, in the Atlan-
tic, and in the Pacific : still there seem to be greater
intensity and brilliancy in the appearance of the phe-
nomenon in the tropical seas than in colder climates.
No sooner has night descended, than on every portion
of the surface of the ocean we have ocular demonstra-
tion of the existence of light. Whether we look over
the stern, and observe the beautiful line of yellow
light that marks our wake, consisting of innumerable
sparks of varying form, size, intensity, and duration,
or whether we mark the broad flashes of light from
the surface of the waves, appearing and disappearing
with the rapidity of lightning, either gives us certain
proof of the universal existence of the luminosity of
the ocean. Let us now enquire into the cause of this
extraordinary and beautiful phenomenon. Many very
interesting observations have been made on these
luminous appearances, and there seems to be no doubl
that to a very large extent they are produced by
minute living animals, amongst which larger and
more brillant species may be seen swimming in splen-
dour, some like balls of living tire, others like waving
bands of flame. Numerous experiments have been
made at different times and on different seas by various
Naturalists, on the origin of the light. "Dr. Baird
drew a bucketful of water and allowed it to remain
quiet for some time, when, upon looking into it in a
dark place, the animals could be distinctly seen emit-
ting a bright speck of light. Sometimes this was
like a sudden flash, at others appearing like an oblong
or round luminous point, which continued bright for a
short time, like a lamp lit beneath the water and mov-
ing through it, still possessing its defined shape, and
then suddenly disappearing. When the bucket was
sharply struck on the outside, there would appear a
great number of these luminous bodies, which retained
their brilliant appearance for a few seconds, and then
all was dark again. They evidently appeared to have
it under their control, giving out their light frequent-
ly at various depths in the water, without any agita-
tion being given to the bucket.'' M. Ehrenburg, a
very eminent Naturalist, has made some interesting
observations on the origin of the phosphorescence of
the sea, and has mentioned several minute animals as
luminous. The Medusa, commonly known as the "
blubber," is luminous, and gives rise to the bright
globes of living lire previously descril ed. On making
experiments, it was found that several remote medo
of various species gave out light, which seemed to be
more vivid on any extraordinary excitement of the ani-
mals. A drop of sulphuric acid being put into a glass
of water several bright Hashes of light were seen
One of the little animals was taken up in a drop of
water on the point of a pen, when, a drop i facia
ilig added, it gave out a momentary spark and instant-
ly died. In the British seas a great deal of the light
is owing to the presence of an exceedingly minute ani-
mal, which does not exceed the one-thousandth part
of an inch in diameter. There can he no doubt tic
fore that the main source of oceanic cffulgi nee is t.
found in the countless millions of minute animals that
throng the sea, but which are invisible without the aid
of high microscopic powers; and truly, when, from 8
lofty station on board our ship, we Burvey a space of
many Bquare miles, and see every portion of its sur-
face gleaming aial Hashing in living light; or mark the
pathway of the vessel ploughing up from fathoms deep
her radiant furrow, so filled with luminous points that,
like the milky way in the heavens, all individuality
lost in the general blaze, and relied that, wherever OB
the broad sea that furrow happened to be traced,
result would he the same, we can scarcely conceivt
more megnificenl idea of the grandeur and the un-
imaginable immensity of the creation of God.
\ :i KA1.1ST.
ALLEGED MURDER AND MUTILATION OF THE BODY.
(in Honda; hist, considerable excitement prevailed in the
vicinity of Long-boat Alley, In consequence nf the discovery
of the body of s middle-aged gentleman suspended l>y the
heels with his throat cnt from cur to cur. An inquest was
immediately held on the body. It was ;" first (bought tin t
the unfortunate gentleman hud committed jimmrclde, and,
Knt lor the position of the body, such doubtless would have
been the verdict. Una of the witnesses, (a respectable towns-
man of ours, formerly a bntcher, bnt who, finding business
iic^ sufficiently remunerative, wisely retired) said In his
dence that the ruffian or ruffians luul endeavored t<> Bever the
jugalar vein, but. not succeeding In their horrid purpose, had
tried to ti ml Its whereabtfuts by inserting ■ finger Into the
WOUttd, and had actually poked the vein in question out of
the way, thereby causing several unsuccessful attempts st
decapitation by more formidable instruments. Three Knives
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were found near the body; one, that doubtless by which the
first cut was inrficted, answered the description of a glazier's
putty knife (great sensation); the second bore evident marks
of having lately been used to cut up salt junk ; the last was
a horrible looking weapon measuring three feet six inches and
one-eighth in the blade. The name of the deceased is at
present unknown. One of the witnesses said that he had
formerly been known by the name of lamb, and was about to
pass as mutton. A voice in court bawled out that he had not
the slightest claim to the latter. The jury retired but could
not arrive at a verdict of wilful murder, inasmuch as our be-
fore-mentioned townsman (being one of them) said that the
deceased had been for some time in indigent circumstances,
had parted with some of his clothing, and was in a very bad
state of health; in fact, he believed the wounds he had re-
ceived had only accelerated his death. It is believed he has
relatives at or near Rio Janeiro, also parties at the sameplace
by the name of Steer, who, if they cannot give information
respecting his family, can at least give some satisfaction to
the yearning bowels of those amongst whom he latterly re-
and Clothing with his lady. The band of the Royal Engin-
eers, which was in attendance, played the most favorite se-
lections in their usual masterly style, and the entertainment
was protracted to an early hour.
gjtaral and Itltlifanr Intelligence.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Latitude Longitude. Miles Run.
Kov.Tth . . 19°1S'N. . . 22° WW. . . B.W.VCW. U0 m.
"8th . . 17°43'N. . . 24°39'W. . . S.W.1i\V. 163 m.
" 9th . . loOftfl'N. . . 2o°58'W. . . S.YV.bS. 128 m.
" 10th . . U°28'N. . . 2S°55'W. . . S.91m.
" lltll . . ]'-X>59'N. . . 25°40'W. . . S.3iE. 91 111.
"12th . . 11°9' N. . . 23°30'W. . . SJIWE. 168 m.
"13th . . 9°44'N. . . -23,° W. . . s.bE.%E. Ml m.
To-day at noon we were 612 miles in a S.bE. J Easterly
direction from the point at which it is proposed to cross the
Equator.
sided. Should any vessel be proceeding that way, we would
strongly advise the Captain to put into that or some adjacent
port for humanity's sake. A would-be wag, seeing the crowd,
asked what was the matter, and on being told that it was a
dead body, exclaimed, " Why of course any one can see it is
diseased."
(fomun drums.
IV. What were Jonah's sensations when the whale was in tho
act of swallowing him?
V. Why are Clergymen like ladies?
(L^orrespondcnre;.
To the Etlitor.
Sir, — For the information of" Enquirer," it may be observ-
ed in reference to the chronology of events recorded in the
sacred Scriptures, that there is some obscuritv,and hence some
VI. Why is crinoline like a passionate man?
ANSWERS TO
I. Because he is a sea king (seeking) what never was.
II. AVhen it has two heads and a practical application.
III. That in which forty thousand Russians fought a(t)inkcr-
man.
diversity of opinion upon the subject. The most generally
received chronology is that of Archbishop Usher, which may
be found in Oxford and Cambridge Bibles with marginal ref-
erences. According to Usher, the creation of Adam took
place 4004 I!. C, and the death of Abel 3875 B. C, the build-
ing of Enoch having the same date. The data from which
scripture chronology is determined consist of notices of the
ages of Patriarchs at the birth of their eldest sons, (vide
Gen. V.) allusions to periods of time interspersed through-
out the sacred volume, and certain historical events, the dates
Of which may be accurately determined from profane history:
where these sources fail, recourse is had to Jewish tradition-
ary writings. Allow me to hint that either ''Enquirer" must
have made a mistake when consulting his book, or else the
book is erroneous, probably the latter.
$o Correspondents.
1 . Any person guessing answers to Chardes or Conumdrums art:
requested to send them to the Editor's Office that they may be
published for the edification of the community at large.
2. We beg to remind contributors of the last paragraph of the, no-
tice originally circulated, in which "It is hoped that contribu-
tors of songs will also sing them for the better appreciation of
their merit." N. B. One week alloiccd for preparation.
3. It is hoped that those of Neptune's children who have not al-
ready passed his boundary will make a point of not shoeing
during the present week.
I am, Sir, your most obedient servant,
Fides.
gRarhct Intelligence.
ctfashioniible ^ItdcIUgcnre.
PRESERVED MEAT? & SOUPS — Very scarce and in great demand, On
account of the arrival of Suet last week, there is no scarcity of that arti-
cle in the market.
TEA, COCOA, SUGAR, RICE, RAISINS, & FLOUR— Plentiful at present.
REEF * PORK— Plentiful.
MUTTON— Scarce.
PORTKR — Is in great demand, hut, on account of the monopoly, there U
little chance of o supply being obtained.
WINF:S. — Sherry was in great demand during the last week, but on the 9th
instant it went off in a very mysterious manner.
On Thursday evening last, a grand ball was given in the
"City," whicu was very numerously attended. Amongst the
company we noticed the General Coinmanding-in-Chicf, with
his two Aides-de-Camp, Sir George Can't, the Inspector of
Infantry, and lady, the Gold Sticks in waiting to the Com-
mander-in-Chief and his Aides-de-Camp, with their ladies,
and many other distinguished personages. The Chief Com-
missioner of Scales, Weights and Measures officiated as
Master of the Ceremonies. The star of the evening, however,
was Miss Matilda Wide-a-Wake, the beautiful and accomplish-
ed daughter of old Wide-a-YVake, commomly known as the
King of the Cnnnibal Islands. We believe a matrimonial al-
liance between this distinguished heiress and Sir John Wood-
bine, one of Her Majesty's Inspectors of Machinery, is in
contemplation. Amongst those who had the honor of being
invited, but were unable from various causes to attend, were
the Admiral Commanding-in-Chief and his lady, the Arch-
bishop of our "City" and his lady, the Inspector General of
Hospitals, Her Majesty's Collector of Customs for the Colony
of British Columbia, and the Chief Commissioner of Stores
gutccrtiscments.
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
rpIIE MANAGER of the above Theatre begs to announce to the public of
J- this city and the neighborhood that he has completed arrangements fur
a series of performances of a highly interesting nature, and ventures to
hope that, being supported by a company of performers of rare owl well
known abilities, he will be able to give universal satisfaction. The perform-
ances will commence shortly, and on the lirst occasion will be presented
the Farce, in two Acts, entitled
fll, ©a©©©[lKl® fKllI kOMIia'"'
BY GEORGE AL.MAB.
49- further particulars will be given in the Bmall bills.
Alfred R. Howbe, Manager.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£ongs and gerirg,
(Pobk.) MATILDA.
1 Who wraps iiur wounds mid liciila our sores,
On pain tin- beJni of comfort pours,
Ami Icne&dj up boluflefl by scores?
Matilda.
2 Wlio opens that mysterious trunk,
Ami bean a draught to every bonk,
still quit*- rcM-u'iiiy nibbles junk:'
Matilda.
3 Who trips along the slippery dock,
With outstretched arms and lengthened neck,
And goes to Dumber one i'"r peck?
Matilda.
4 S-e le.w tin- liltli- IciIkj slie dances,
Anil casts on it endearing glances,
J say Bne walks I dont say she prances,
Matilda.
5 Bee the sweet babe upon her lap,
She plaits Its hair and sets it* cap,
She gives it everything but pap,
Matilda.
6 Forgive me, sweet, tor what I've said,
My muse sings fun, by her I'm Led,
Tho 1 married twice, you'll die a maid,
Matilda.
7 Your kindness to each heart has sank,
Of old and young Of every rank,
YoUT OUp of phyilO all have drank,
Matilda.
8 Now if you should offended be,
Keep up the fun and writs on me,
I'll bear the joke right pleasantly,
Matilda.
-» ♦ »
(Song.) THE RHYME OF AN ANCIENT MARINER.
1 'Twas in the Atlantic ocean, in the Equinoctial gales,
That a man he did fell overboard, among the sharks and whales,
His ghost appeared unto ma, saying * 'Weep no mors tor me,
For I'm marri-cd to a mermaid, at the bottom of thi
(Chorus.) Kule Britannia, Ac.
l Z The dancers of the spacious deep, which unto me befel,
'Tis utterly impossible for Language for to tell,
lint now from debt and drinking, and naxvlsh fear Tin free,
Sinoe I'm marri-od to a mermaid at the bottom of the mm.
Rule Britannia, &<•.
3 Surprised'will h<- my comrades, and the friends i know'd mi bhore,
And my poor parients, whom alas I'll never set.' no more,
To hear that 1'vf been Bummonsded away so suddenly,
And marri-ed to a mermaid at the bottom of the sea,
Kule Britannia, Ac.
4 'Tis true for to refresh myself, no baccy now i gets,
But of course, as with respecl to that myself l never frets,
Pot all your earthly joys air unmateria] t<> me,
.Since I'm marri-ed to a mermaid at the bottom of the aea.
Kule IJiitannia, &c.
(The spirits of the marincrc here waxetk pathetic.)
r> A broken sixpence in my chest, likewise a lock of hair,
To Sally, I BOlIcitlse that you will wifely bear,
And you'll tell to my true lover as how it was necessity,
As made me marry this 'ere mermaid at the bottom of the sea."
Kule Britannia, &c.
G J see'd and I hoar'd the drrrrr-ownded man, and ray jints with terror
1 axed him no questions, 'cos since thevords my lips forsook, [shook,
Hut immediately 1 swowmbd, and be suid no mote to uie,
Hut he dived back to his mermaid at the bottom of the wm.
Singing Kule Britannia, Ac.
00D SAVE TITE QUEEN.
Charades.
in.
My first and last two Islands on the sea express,
My second sounds the word without my first at all.
My third is saved from Nature's own most lovely dress,
Fourth the initial of what Adam caused by tall.
Fifth stiuids for that which it and the remainder spells,
Hixtli much quicker made if sol the gloom dispels,
Seventh in song bold sailors loudly bawl,
first and last are one, so I pray you tell me all.
IV.
Cut off my head and singular T act,
Cut off my tail and plural I appear,
Cut off my head and tail, I'm nought intact,
My whole a fish to epicures most dear.
JoluJS, &t.
Bon-Mot. — A barrister was married lately in Londou to a
lady of the name of Rodd. A facetious friend who had been
to the ceremony, taking leave of the bridegroom, who was
about to start for the wedding tour.remarked to him that if he
"spared the rod" it was just possible that he might "spoil
the child."
A Uunaway Wife. — An Irish gentleman, whose lady had
absconded from him, cautioned the public against trusting her
iu these words, "My wife has eloped from me without rhyme
or reason, and I desire that no one will trust her on my ac-
count, for I'm not married to her."
Habitual Thirst. — A soldier on trial for habitual drunken-
ness was thus addressed by the President, "Prisoner you have
heard the prosecution for habitul drunkenness, what have you
to say in defence?" "Nothing plase yer honor but habitual
thirst."
Advantage of Politeness. — An Irish Officer happened one
day to be making a bow at the moment a cannon ball passed
over his head and took off that of a soldier who stood behind
him. "You see," said he, "a man never loses by polltem
A Letter written during the Rebellion, and bint by an
Irish M. P. to his Friend. — My dear Sir, having now a little
peace and quietness, I sit down to inform you of the dreadful
bustle and confusion we are in from these bloodthirsty rebels,
most of whom are, thank God, killed and dispersed. We are
in a pretty mess, can get nothing to eat. nor any wine to
drink, except whiskey, and when we sit down to dinner we are
obliged to keep both hands armed. Whilst I write this letter
I hold a sword in each hand and a pistol in the other; I con-
cluded from the beginning that this would be the end of it,
and I see I was right, for it is not half over yet; at present
there are such goings on that everything is at a stand. I
should have answered your letter a fortnight ago, but I only
received it this morning; indeed hardly a mail arrives safe
without being robbed; no longer ago than yesterday the coacb
with the mails from Dublin was robbed near this town, the
bags had been judiciously left behind for fear of accidents,
aud by good luck there was nobody in it but '.wo outside who
had nothing for the thieves to take. Last Tuesday notice
was given that a band of rebels was advancing here under
the French Standard, hut they had no colors, nor any drums
except bagpipes. Immediately every man in the place includ-
ing women and boys, ran out to meet them. We soon found
our force much too little, aud they were far too near for us to
think of retreating. Heath was in every face, but to it we
went, and by the time half our little party wen- killed we be-
gan to be all alive. Fortunately the rebels had no guns but
pistols, cutlasses, and pikes, and as we had plenty of mu8l
and ammunition, we put them all to the sword; not a soul of
them escaped except some that were drowned in an adjacent
bog,and in a very short time there was nothing to be beard
but silence; their uniforms were all of different colors, but
mostly green. After the action we went to rummag
sort of a camp they left behind them ; all we found was
a few pikes without heads, a parcel of empty bottles filled
with water, and a number of blank commissions filled up,
with Irishmen's names. Troops are now stationed every-
where around the country. I have only leisure to add that I
am in great haste. Yours truly, &c.
1'. B. — If you don't receive this in cnur.-e it must have mis-
carried, therefore I beg you will immediately write and let
me know.
A gentleman, who was rather fond of his port wine after
dinner, found nt 1 >st ii small colony of pimples were begin-
ning to settle at the extremity of his D0S6. lie was very much
annoyed at this, and, in speaking about it ton friend, told him
he thought be must have been stung upon the nose by a bet .
His friend replied that perhaps the ''bees-wing" had more to
do with the matter than the bee itself.
The puVUcotiOD of the BxtORART SOLBXSSB 1 GASKTl and CAPS Ilel.N
Ciironiclk wan commenced yesterday at In a.tii. .unit was oomplotod at 4 p.
in. tali day. 1'uiilinlied at the Editor's Office, Starboard front Cabin,
" Thames City."
THE EJlVtia-P^^-HSTT
SflMta' 1
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No. 3.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
P §h Emigrant Soldiers' feetfy.
"THAMES CITY," NOVEMBER 20th, 1858.
Lat. 2.54 N. Lon. 23.38 W. Full Moon, Nov.
21st, at 2h. 35m. a. m.
As all hands on board, with the exception of the
ship's company, belong to and form the main body of
the expedition to British Columbia, a few remarks on
the causes which led to its organization and the cir-
cumstances attending the same may, we trust, not be
out of place, and we hope our readers will bear with
us, and not think us too egotistical, if we make a few
remarks suggestive of the importance of the expedition,
and the honor conferred upon us, conducive as their
detail must be to our all making firm and steady re-
solve to acquit ourselves in a manner that shall shew
us to be not unworthy of this honour. " British Col-
umbia" or, as it was formerly called, " New Caledo-
nia" had, until the recent discovery of gold, been
uncolonized and over-run by Indians. The Hudson's
Bay Company carried on an extensive trade in furs
with these Indians, and for this purpose had large
fortified stations or depots at various intervals in those
districts where the trade was carried on. Last year,
however, Mr. Douglas, the Governor of Vancouver
Island, represented to the English Government that,
in consequence of the discovery of gold in large quan-
tities in New Caledonia, it would be advisable to em-
power Her Majesty to appoint a Governor, in case of
a sudden rush of diggers to the new gold fields. His
advice was accordingly acted on, and on the news be-
ing received in August last that, owing to the verifi-
cation of the fact of the discovery of gold, the rush
of diggers from San Francisco was daily increasing,
Her Majesty was pleased to appoint Mr. Douglas Gov-
ernor of the new Colony of British Columbia, as it was
now for the first time called. It being also necessary
that the Governor should be supported by a proper
military force, it became incumbent on the Colonial
Minister to select and send out a body of men on
whom proper trust and reliance could be placed. It
at once occurred to Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton, the
Colonial Minister, that great advantage would accrue
to the Colony, could a body of men be sent out pos-
sessed at once of military and scientific acquirements,
inasmuch as, while in their military capacity they could
give all the necessary support to Governor Douglas,
their mechanical and scientific labors would contribute
in a most important degree to the improvement and
colonization of the country. For such a body he turn-
ed to the *orps of Royal Engineers, where the call
for volunteers was speedily responded to, and the Times
shortly afterwards, speaking of the corps with refer-
to the present expedition, said in a leading article on
the subject, " Whenever Her Majesty's Government
want a body of skilful, intelligent, and industrious me-
chanics to perform any task requiring peculiar judg-
ment, energy and accuracy, such as the arrangement
of a Great Exhibition, the execution of an accurate
National Survey, and so on, or even the construction
of houses, roads and bridges, in a new Colony, they
have only to turn to the Corps of Royal Engineers,
and they find all the material they want." The first
detachment of the expedition sailed from Southampton
on the 2nd September in the Steamer La Plata. . On
this occasion Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton went on
board the steamer when she was off Cowes, and addres-
sed the party under the command of Captain Parsoxs,
R. E. at some length, impressing on them the interest
he felt in their welfare, and how much the ultimate
success of the new Colony depended on the exertions
of themselves and their comrades. Considering, there
fore, the circumstances attendant on the despatch of
the expedition, there appears no doubt that we have
been selected for a duty of trust and importance, and
that on our exertions much depends. The Corps looks
to us, Her Majesty's Government looks to us, and the
Country looks to us, and all expect great things from us.
Let us not disappoint these expectations, but show
ourselves sensible of the honor conferred upon us, and
endeavor to prove ourselves worthy of the same. Let
us each in our various capacities do our best to aid
this work, and let us fulfil cheerfully and contentedly
the duties we may be called upon to perform, and
above all things remember and stick to the words of
the old motto, "Ubique quo fas ct gloria ducunt."
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
It is a proverbial and no less certain fact that, "All work
and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Now Jack i3 a name
that under all circumstances, and nowhere more particularly
so than on board ship, belongs as exclusively to the sailor as
do the beards to Neptune which will shortly, we hope, be ren-
dered up to bin) their rightful owner, those pills which all
will be so eager to swallow, and that lather to receive which
each successive votary will distend his chin with such eager
avidity. In the present instance, however, we ought all of
us to assume this as a temporary appellation, and agree that
a few kind friends have done their utmost to give the accr-
mulatiOD <>l "Jacks" on board the Thames City, as much play
as possible, by the introduction of sundry sources of recrea-
tion and amusement, contributing thereby to alleviate to a
great extent the monotony which is a necessary ingredient of
life on board ship. We have had occasion in a former instance
to bear testimony to the efforts made in this direction by the
kind friend in England, who suggested the method ami fur-
nished the materials for establishing our Newspaper, lint on
this occasion, as a second instance of the kind interest shown
in our behalf, we cannot refrain from eulogizing the thought-
ful kindness of our Commanding Officer, who, as a means of
contributing to our amusements, has, amongst other things,
not forgotten to provide us with the means of establishing a
series of theatrical entertainments. The consequence of this
kind forethought is that we « ere enabled to publish in our
last number a communication from the distinguished mana-
ger of the new theatrical company, in which, after announc-
ing his plans, "he hopes that, supported as he is by a company
of performers of rare anil well known abilities, he will be able
to give universal satisfaction, Arc." Let us hope that such
•will be the case. We heartily wish him and his company suc-
cess, and can assure him of our wannest support. A great
portion of the pleasure, on occasions like tltese, consists in
looking forward to them, and when, in addition to this pleas-
ure (one by no means to bo sneered at on board ship), we are.
as we feel sure we shall be, delighted and gratified at the per-
formances, the thing is complete, and the object of the kind
originator Successfully gained. A few words in conclusion
about the coining performance. We would venture to sug-
gest that it might contribute to the amusements of the even-
ing if any aspiring musical genii, desirous of distinguishing
themselves, would favor us with their performances. Let
none on this occasion be bashful or shy, but come forward
like men. On Saturday last, a gentleman, who made it quite
evident that " by studying economy he lived like a hud.
gave great promise on this his first appearance before us. and
we look forward tO future indications of his talent. Let us
hope then that there are many such amongst us, and that
they will follow the example thus given them. Lastly, it
must be obvious to our readers that on board ship, where
there is not even a " Hairdresser's" or a " Milliner and Corset
Maker's" shop, considerable obstacles must necessarily exist
in the war of Stage management. If therefore the oysters
" Pomona " carries ( ,n her back should not be genuine '-nat-
ives," 01 if " Estelle's" crinoline .should happen to be ellipti-
cal instead of circular, or even her petticoats rather short, let
us not be too critical, as alter all she is probably just as nice
a girl as ever in spite of her crinoline. Let us all make up
our minds to be pleased and there is but little doubt we shall
be, and let us hope that the performance of Wednesday next
will only be the first of a scries to he continued long after
our arrival in the Colony.
COMETS.
A few days before I left England, whilst waiting in a Rail-
way Station for the arrival of the train, I heard the following
conversation between three laborers :
1st Laborer to 2nd Laborer, "I say Bill" (pointing to the
Comet) -'what's that?"
2nd Laborer, "That's a Comet."
1st Laborer, "Comet!"
3rd Laborer, "Comet! What's a Comet?"
2nd Laborer, "Why a Comet!''
1st Laborer, "Count! '
3rd Laborer, "Comet!"
My friends seemed quite staggered, and immediately dropped
the conversation. The question however is really one to which
nobody could give a decided answer, all the researches of As-
tronomers having as yet failed to establish any fixed theory or
law to account satisfactorily for the peculiar and eccentric
motions o." these mysterious bodies, varying as their nature
and circumstances must necessarily be, and Sweeping as they
do round the sun in every possible direction and with even-
possible velocity. I propose, however, for the information of
my readers to enunciate some of the theories that observa-
tions hare led Astroncmers to support during the last two
centuries.
Comets may be divided into three classes ; firstly, those
whose nuclei are of considerable density and opacity; second-
ly those which have nuclei, but of such tenuity thai stars can
be distinctly seen through them ; thirdly, those which have
no nuclei at all, and are of uniform density. The nucleus of
a Comet is that bright portion which has the appearance of a
star, forming as it were the head of the Comet. The revolv-
ing heavenly bodies with which we arc familiar, i. e. the
Planets and their satellites, move in curves called ellipses.
The Kllipse is a curve of such a nature that, without its ma-
thematical properties being interfered with, it may approach
indefinitely near to a circle on the one hand, and to a curve
called a parabola on the other. If a heavenly body moved in
a parabola, it would recede into infinite space never to reap-
pear. Comets revolve round the Bun in every pos-iblc direc-
tion, with every possible velocity, and in periods of almost
every possible duration. Some are suppose, 1 to move in par-
abolas never to reappear, but nearly all of them move
in ellipses. These however so Dearly approach par-
abolas, as to make some of their periods of vast duration, pro-
bably never to reappear to human rision. Comets are lumi-
nous bodies supposed to derive their light from the Sun.
Their perihelion passage, i. e. that portion of their path near-
est to the Sun, is performed by them with immense rapidity
and in short periods of time. Comets have, when seen, a
nebulous appearance, owing probably to vapors raised by their
proximity to the Sun. They arc accompanied by nebulous
tails of immense length and extreme tenuity, the heads of the
Comets being always nearest the sun, with the tails stretch-
ing out in a direction away from the sun. The tenuity of
ils is such, that while a very thin fog would obscure
the brig r from our vision, stirs shine distinctly
through tails of Comets thousands of miles thick. Some As-
tronomers assert that the nuclei of Counts are surrounded by
nebulous matter, of which that portion opposite the sun i-
illuminated, forming the tails we see. but this theory is hard-
ly reconcilenble with the occasional appearance of curved and
forked tails. Others argue that the nebulous matter compos-
ing the tail is actually whi-ked round with the nucleus
ways preserving a position directly away from the sun. Sir
John Herschel admits the idea of a repulsive power on the
part of the sun. which repels the nebulous matter from the
nucleus to enormous distances, forming the tail. A philoso-
pher named Eocke propounded the theory tfa imove
la a resisting medium, and his theory is strongly supported
in the present day. I have now briefly noticed the leading
facts connected with these mysterious bodies, and although
it maj be remarked that nothing very decided has been state,!,
be it remembered that we are treading on unknown ground.
Astronomy however is a rapidly advancing science, and though
we must at present be satisfied with the opinions of those who
ate the best judges in the matter, let us hone that a time may
come when the mysteries of these chaotic worlds shall be re-
vealed, and till the circumstances connected with them be as
familiar to us as those of the planets are at present. The
Study of nature in all its phases is wonderful and interesting,
and whether on the one hand, we arc led by the study of Nat-
ural History to contemplation on and admiration of the nll-
proriding and ever-presiding power which regulates the phe-
nomena of our globe, or on the other hand, we are led ill tlo
study of Astronomy to ideas of Velocity and distance so vast
as almost to defy imagination, all point to ot I object,
and lead us to look through nature up 10 Nature's Cod, thank-
AND CAPE nORX CHRONICLE.
ful on the one hand for his gracious goodness, and awe-
stricken on tlie other at his vast Omnipotence. I may men-
tion, hs one of those Ideas of infinity to which this study leads
us, the following instance. Suppose a Comet to perform its
perihelion passage at a distance of 1,000,000 miles from the sun,
and to pass in 24 hours through a portion of the curve up-
wards of 3,000,(100 miles long. If then the tail he 100,000,000
miles long, and it be true that the tail is whisked round with
the nucleus, the extremity of this tail would move at the rate
of upwards of 13,000,000 miles per hour. Let us now assume
Bucks' B theory of a resisting medium to he true, and endea-
vour to form an idea of the extreme tenuity of a medium that
will permit matter of such rarity that stars can be seen dis-
tinctly through f>0,000 miles of it to move with but slight if any
deflection at this immense rate, and I think the mind almost
fails to grasp the idea, being led as near as it well could be
to a conception of infinity. An article in our paper must bb
somewhat brief, but I trust enough has beeu said to explain
the most generally entertained ideas on the subject and to en-
able my readers to venture their own explanations, should
they ever be asked "What is a Comet?" Comes.
♦ » <
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
AVk pursue our researches into the Natural History of the
Voyage by proceeding to examine the nature and habits of
some of those creatures with whose visits we have been oc-
casionally favored since we left England. Of ocean birds, one
species only has yet been brought under our observation, viz:
the Stormy Petrel, commonly known among sailors as Mother
Carey's Chicken. The name applied to these interesting little
creatures has a somewhat singular derivation. They hare
been said to run upon the surface of the waves with their
wings closed, and this supposed faculty having been compar-
ed with St. Peter's miraculous walking upon the sea of Gen-
nesaret, a diminutive of the Apostle's name has been applied
to the bird. Lottie authors assert that it is called "Pewetrel"
from its cry. These birds belong peculiarly to the ocean, and
never approach the shore, except for the purpose of breeding
amongst the rocks. Flocks of them more or less numerous
ottcn accompany ships for many days successive]} - , not, as
has been asserted, to seek a refuge from the storm in their
shelter, but to teed on the greasy particles which the cook
now and then throws overboard, or the floating substances
which the veBSel'a motion brings to the surface. They seem
to have the power of dispensing with sleep, at least for very
long intervals. Wilson, one of the most accurate of observ-
ers, has recorded a fact illustrative of this ; he writes as fol-
lows: "In Bring at these birds a quill feather was broken in
each wing of an individual, and hung fluttering in the wind,
which rendered it so conspicuous amongst the rest as to be
known by all on board. This bird, notwithstanding its incon-
venience, continued with us for nearly a week, during which
we sailed a distance of more than four hundred miles to the
North." Ot conrae if this individual had gone to sleep, the
■ nel would have sailed away, and we can hardly imagine
that it wouid have agaiu found her in her pathless course. It
is a pity that so interesting a little creature as this should
ime an object of a meaningless superstition. The per-
-- i- ion that they are in some mysterious manner connected
with the creation of storms is so prevalent among seamen as
to render tie ui, innocent and confiding as they are, objects of
general dislike and often even of hatred. It this unoffending
little bird does afford any indication of a coming storm, dis-
eovcrcd bj its more accurate perceptions, which nevertheless
are very much doubted, should not the navigator receive the
warning of this harmless wanderer, whose manner informs
him of the tpproaefa of the storm and thereby enables him to
prepare for it. with Mings of gratitude r.ulier than of dis-
approbation. The Stormy Petrel belongs to the same family
of bird.- to which the huge Albatross belongs; of the true
Petrels the larj i limit Petrel which inhabits the tem-
poetuous Beat south of Cape iloin. and which measures ill out
twenty-eight inches in length and Bfty-six In expanse of wing,
and which at ad be realilj mistaken for the Al-
batross. On the 31st of October last our attention was
drawn to a number of small fishes which followed in the wako
of our vessel; these beautiful little creatures, about the size
of a herring, the back striped transversely with broad alter-
nate bands of brown and bright azure, are known by the
name of Pilot Fish. This fish receives its name from its habit
of accompanying ships for weeks together: the ancients even
asserted that it pointed out the proper course to the mariner
when he was at a loss how to proceed, leaving him when he
arrived at the desired haven. It appears probable, however,
that the Pilot Fish only attends the voyager for the sake of
the numerous pieces of food which are constantly being thrown
overboard: and a community of feeling in this respect may
perhaps account for the frequent association of the Pilot Fish
and the Shark. It is, however, a general opinion amongst
navigators that the Pilot Fish really attends upon the Shark
as a guide: and an instance has been related in which two of
them led a Shark to a baited hook that had been thrown out
for him. Another observer states that he repeatedly saw ft
Shark, which was inclined to swallow a bait put out for him,
prevented from doing so by one or other of four Pilot Fishes
which accompanied him; and that at length, when the Shark
had swallowed the tempting morsel and was being hauled
out of the water, one of his diminutive friends clung to his
side for some little time. The Pilot Fish belongs to that fam-
ily of fishes of which the common Mackerel is the type. Its
flesh is said to be very good. In our next number we propose
making a few remarks ou the Flying Fish and Honitos, shoals
of both which fish have been frequently observed by us since
we entered the tropics. Natubalist.
tout and Itlilitarn ^intelligence.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Latitude. Longitude. Miles Hun.
Nov. 14th . . 8°61'K. . . SPteW. . . P.C.K. r.4ui.
•• lJth . . 7°44'N". . . 23°00'W. . . S.C.W. 87 m.
•• 18th . . B°11'N. . . 2&>WW. . . s.'.IW.Win.
•• 17th . . 4°l!i'X. . . 28°61'W. . . S..<W. lil m.
•• 18th . . 3°39'N. . - WWW. . . K.W.IiS. 4S m.
•• 19th . . 3°.'s.vn. . . u:s°:;s'\v. . . EMS. am,
•• nth . . 2°54'.\. . . aS°88'W. . . S.'4l m.
Tn-duy nt noon we were 174 mile- to the Korthward of the Equator, ttio
distance of the Usard Ughl being 8086 miles in n N.N. Easterly direction,
■ad Oape Horn bearing s.k.i.s., 4900 miles.
Riches, Jto,
Bed 'ih a bundle of paradoxes. We £0 to it with reluctance yet we quit it
with regret, and we make up our mind* every night to leave it early, but
wc make up our bodies ivcrv morning to keep it late.
An Absent Man. — A friend of mine who wttB wrangler at Cambridge
nnd, like *U great mathematician*, subject to occasional Ate of absence oil
mind, wu in the habit of doing the moat eccentric things daring then ne-
riods of mental abstraction ■ it eras a common thing for him to call bis
wife ''Sally," (Jier real name was ( 'leinentina) and to POUT wine vacantly
into bis glass, until the table cloth had the appearance of a map of the woi Id
on the uercator*fl plan; and he thought nothing of giving a guest the great-
er portion "f the crust of s tart without any fruit, or cutting op a cheese
abstractedly and heaping it upon the plate Define him until it represented
a t*ort of minature * 'Tower of Babel. " On one occasion, baron hi* mar-
riage, when writing at the name time to iii- Clementina and the First Lord
of the Admiralty, he unfortunately nut tin- letters "II in the wn»ng ••nvrl-
opes. ami the latter gentleman Bncung himself address* d ths next morning
as somebody's * 'own dearest (Semanttna.* 1 was, as may be Imagined, highly
indignant , ths consequences to my friend being rather serious. Nor m re
the feelings of Clementina more pleasant or ea-v to he described, on finding
henelfsodressed as "My Lord. At length this great philosopher man-
am d to terminate the aan (Semantma/i existence in '» truly scientific nan*
iht. He Wl nt up to hi* bedroom one evening to put wi his great coat , and,
on lea vim: the bedroom, succeed! d, after great exertion, En blowing the pay
out, a proceeding which must haweinvorrad the expenditure <>f ■ lane
quantity of brent h on his part; bs t<»»k especial ran-, mop-over, to leave the
gas i nine i on. Tlie unhappy (Sementina, going up shortly afterwards with
a lighted candle, suddenrj I in sir. bedn*.iii, candlestick, jr.n
pipe and all. I will do my friend the justice t" Bay that he deeply hit bin
in-- end was sfleotually cured of his absence of mind, which had Dean the
can* of nis snddsn bereavement. EDatatft for science -till clings to him
and. When I bun heard of him. he WBS lai-ilv engaged in invest iptt in - the
natoro and p roperti es of the eatrratmn must bare bean desntiDBdby hi*
poor Clementina In her sudden and unnatural accent. If, an I deem highly
probable, ha takes int.. nni-iderati-.n the retarding influ. in " "t ■ i K line.
this carve will doabtli an bs posse -^--d of extraordinary properties, and cre-
. it i \ Itement in the mathematical world.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£ongs and jJoetrg.
LINES TO THE AUTHOR OF " MATILDA."
A would-be m, we Ml know him.
To Matilda wrote ft silly poem.
Bo wishing to keep up the parley,
The H OOUod Mtt i Mi writes tO Charley.
Surely mt tank of making nflli
Is n8 good Bfl T0UBB in driving <jnills
oYi- cardboard papers t
Or Bitting biting your finger nails.
Looking throngn those window rails
At other people's eapers.
TOO truly DHLBl have jolly time.-.
Lounging in that cabin making rhymes,
Exempt from all tnewATOBtt;
Bui to think ion put mf En a funk
By writing verses on my think
All bosh is.
Ons day when 1 was on the deck and twigging,
J taw yon, Charley, up in the rl|
Your Dice Long as a nnsui
Perhaps you'd gone np there to wonder f
I rather think you'. I gone to plunder
From thai book another riddle.
You're n rote a song aboni ran and fishes,
And game to make us savory dishes i
i hope you'll bag 'em ;
Or if those Indiana DTOTe too rude.
And on our LAWS and stores intrude,
Jpray be sure to gag 'am.
Retween ourselves, shant we he cosey.
And won't OUT days he rich and tOST,
Unless there's l"ts of GAMMON;
For you have said, the time must conn ,
When we ahal] benold the a]. pie, pear, and plum.
And go pibhuni (or cock salmon.
Your remarks about the baby's cap,
The dandling on my knee — and PA?,
Are very cruel;
For, Charley, I can see no harm
Jn trying little ones to charm .
Or feeding them on giutel.
The name you've given ME is had,
And oven us a juke, rnv lad.
It might some folks bewilder.
At any rate, when next you try
My faults or goodness to* descry,
Don't address me as "Matilda."
ELEGY ON THE WHITEY-BROWN CAT.
As all hands are doubtless acquainted with the particulars of the melan-
choly episode oil which the following lines are written, I will venture no
further explanation, but hope to carry the Sympathy of the audience, with
me during the recital of her untimely end.
(Air "Festal")
1 Yes! you're gone at last,
From hungry dreams they did'nt wake tlicc,
The pangs of death are past,
The rats and mice and every dainty.
(Air " Wait for the Waggon,")
2 Oh! 'twas on a Sunday morning,
When from the poop I Spied
A lovely whitey-browny oat
Brought up just as sne died.
(Chords) Then why did they kill her, Ac.
And throw her down the side.
(Air '-The Mistletoe Bough.")
o Her legs hung low, though her tail was curled,
Her ribs lapped over as round she was twirled,
Her eyes Looked fishy, her whiskers crimp.
As she shot o'er the side, whitey-browny and limp.
(Chorus) Oh the poor whitey-brown cat, Ac.
(Air "Lord Lovel.")
i Oh! where are you gone, pretty pussey, I say,
I never shan't Bee thee no more,
But I'll think on your fate, how unconscious you lay.
And gave up the ghost with a snore, -ore, -ore.
(Chorus) And gave up the ghost with a snore.
(Air "Thou art gone from my gaze")
5 Yes! you're gone from my gaze in the deep heaving sua,
And great Neptune's trident keeps watch over thee;
Though the rats may rejoice, never fear love for me,
For I'm nigh broken hearted and blubbing for theo.
(Chorus) For I'm nigh brokeu hearted, &c.
(Air "My Mary-Ann. 11 )
The pride of all the cats so rare,
That dwell in London town,
May handsome be, hut can't compare,
In face or form with my whitey-brown,
(Chorus) Then fare thee well, my own whitey-brown,
For ever fare thee well,
For the ship is ready and the wind blows fair.
And we are 1 round rouud the " Born," whitey-
[ brown .
(fhanules.
v.
My whole pulls down, my whole doth rise.
My whole comes sparkling from tbe skies,
My first it speaks of things that bo.
My second's answer in our land,
To what we do do! understand.
• My third's the organ oi a sense,
M\ fourth you write when you write sense,
My fifth a Scotchman calls my third,
Now try if you can tell the word.
Answer to I., Bell.— II., Life-boat.— III., Knapsack.— IV.
Cod.
(Tonumitrums.
VII. What comes after raining cats and dogs in London?
VIII. Why are old maids going to DC married like troops going abroad 1
IX. If the "Old Gentleman" were to lotfl his tail, where would he go for
a new one!
Answers to IV. Down in the mouth and going to blubber*
" V. Because there is no living without them.
,( VI. Because it often Stands Ottl about trifles.
Puzzle. — Fifteen young ladies at a boarding school went out for a walk
daily for .-even BUCOeasiTe days and managed tO arrange themselves in such
a manner that no two young ladies walked next to one another more than
once during the seven days. They walked in flverOWS of three each. Kx-
plain how the daily arrangement was effected.
3^0 (rorrapoiulcnls.
Correspondents are reminded, that, although contributions may be
published annonymously, the Editor doeinot undertake to pub-
lish any communications thai are not signed with the Author »
name.
^dmiisfments.
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
GREAT ATTRACTION!
THE MANAGER of the above Theatre lias tin- honor to annoonoa to the
Inhabitant! of this • -city" that he baa, with considerable difficulty and
un tin ri-'' expense, succeeded in securing the valuable services of the follow.
iug histrionic artists, viz:
Charles Sinnett, Charles Derham, James htmu,
QlOSfil Eaton, IIexkv J. Hexney, JajosH, Bluoxt,
John Meade, William A. Franklin, James Dioby,
Jama B. Lai niiers.
Tho Theatre has undergono considerable alterations, and every attention
has been paid to the comfort ami convenience of the audience. The Scenery ,
Dresses and Properties are entirely new, and of a first class description.
(in Wednesday, the 34th inst., will he produced for the first time at this
Theatre that laughable and Interesting Farce by U. Almar, entitled,
OR "CROWDED HOUSES."
Wouvcrman Von Broom A Boat Builder C. Derham.
Wi.uter Von Broom A Pilot C. Sinnett.
Bloffenburg A Workman, G. Eaton.
Caolkenburg A Sailor J. H. Elliott.
Von Brent A Lawyer J. Turnbull.
Est, lie de Burgh Ward of Wouvcrman, H. J. Banner.
Pomona Vondertviller An Oyster Girl, J. Meade.
Leader of the Orchestra William II ran .
During the evening several Songs and Dances will be introduced.
49* Doors open at 6.30 p. m., performance to commence nt«7 o'clock
precisely.
Alfred It. Howse, Manager.
Tho publication of the Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape Hork
Chronicle was commenced at 2 p.m., on the 18th, and wascompletod at '1 p.
m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin,
"Thames City."
THE E^ICKFt^ISrT
€nuttt f
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 4.]
"THAMES CITY," SATUEDAY, NOVEMBER 27th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
aUtit tfimiigntnt Soldiers' (fettfr
"THAMES CITY," NOVEMBER 27th, 1858.
Lat. 10.54 S. Lon. 32.45 W. Moon's Last Quar-
ter THIS DAY AT 5h. 35m. a. M.
CROSSING THE LINE.
The great event has at length transpired which has
been for so long a time the universal topic of conver-
sation, looked forward to in an heroic manner by some
about to suffer, dreaded and anathematized by others
as a barbarous and shameful proceeding, and affording
a prospect of malicious delight and satisfaction to all
old salts, with somewhat the same feeling that a fellow
has when he becomes a big boy at school and can bul-
ly the youngsters, and, revelling in the conscious su-
periority due to coat tails and stick-ups, talks about
how he was treated when he was a boy, his age at the
time being about seventeen. On Monday last, Nep-
tune paid his accustomed visit to exact tribute from
those of our inhabitants who had not before crossed
his boundary(ladies, children and live stock excepted),
and although the weather during the forenoon was
such as to cause sundry knots of expectant sufferers
to join in loud chorusses of "Cheer up my lively
lads, we'll all get shaved together," as if they were
determined not to be done by the rain, it cleared up
sufficiently before 12 o'clock to enable Neptune to
come on board radiant with glory, and do justice to
the shouts of applause and welcome which greeted
him from all sides. He was accompanied as usual by
his wife, who, strange to say, always has a baby of
the same age and size in her arms, from which extra-
ordinary and unaccountable fact we must infer that
either like the lady in Long-boat Square, she has a
dozen or two at a time, or else she prigs them, proba-
bly the latter. He was accompanied also by his doc-
tor and apothecary, barber, barber's mate and staff
of constables, and, to be brief, we will borrow the
words of the illustrious manager of onr theatricals
and state that the "Scenery, dresses and properties
were perfectly new and of a first rate description,"
especially the collars. We must also bear testimony
Jo the able manner in which all the salutes were con-
ducted, from that with which Neptune's secretary an-
nounced his arrival on Sunday night down to that with
which the great monarch himself was pleased to greet
a fair young member of the community previously to
leaving the ship. Neptune's head was of such im-
posing and stupendous magnitude that we almost re-
gretted that a certain gentleman omitted to serve him
as he served Corporal Casey and fling his head in his
face. On a declaration from the deity that, whilst
coming along the deck, they had all been nearly chok-
ed by the smoke from the galley which continued to
stick in their throats, the "main brace," which appears
to have been broken in an unaccountable manner, was
"spliced," and this repair having been effected, the
party proceeded at once to business. To the sufferers
and lookers on a description of the scenes that ensued
would be superfluous, but to those who may have
been prevented from seeing them we may as well say
that the "doctoring, the "shaving" and the "ducking"
were all conducted in a most correct and scientific man-
ner, and that if they would like to form an idea of the
extraordinary grimaces of the victims they had better
come up to-morrow morning and see little Dodd in his
shower bath. All who have witnessed the latter oper-
ation must have noticed that the little gentleman is, to
begin with, in an horrible funk the whole time, that he
would give the world to open his mouth and have a
good bellow, but that, not approving of the taste of
salt water, he is obliged to keep his mouth shut and
content himself with making horrible faces, wriggling
and writhing until he looks as if he were all legs and
arms. Such were the laces of Neptune's victims who
had similar objections to the taste of tar and grease,
or even a nice little pill about the size of a pickled
onion, the one great difference between them and little
Dodd being that the youDgcr gentleman always looks
clean and nice after his ducking, while those who
emerged from Neptune's bath looked equally dirty and
disagreeable, especially about the chin. In conclusion,
we are happy to state that nearly all who were called
upon, from the Commanding Officer downwards, came
to their fate like men, and we will be bound to say
that they, although precious glad it is all over, are
equally glad they have gone through the ordeal, and
will take as much pleasure on some future occasion in
serving others the same trick as did those who on
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
Monday last oondacttd so ably the operation! that iu-
vuriably tuki s picket OB the occasion of
I88ING TBI LINK."
A lending article which appeared in our columns a short
i of i banliness in certain parts of
• ■ particularly, and the Itata of the sewerage in Long-
boat - • bicfa « e arc happy '» state that our zenl-
mer ol Public Works has in tome degree rectified
the same by carrying out .ui aztensit "i -ewers to the
■ this arrangement it will be neces-
r moans of flushing these sewers.
Though there is no want of water tor the purpose, hoses and
ro much required for conducting it, and we hope
I. The sanitary
of il I mil' h improved, but we canuol Impress too
much opon our read' rsthal it depend) not only apon the state
oft 1 " on tin- cleanliness of them-
-. both ;i- regards tl I p si ona, and we sin-
thers will pay particular
BtlOD to their children on this head, and bear in mind that
cleanlii nt to god! i
NATURAL HISTORY ()!•' THE VOYAGE.
by the sailor. Sharks, however, are seldom seen when a ship
is making any way through the water, and perhaps the fact
of our nut having encountered much calm weather accounts
for our not having had the satisfaction of setting eyes on one
of these most detestable Of aquatic animals. Wr may per-
haps come across one of these monsters in the course ol the
ensuing week, and if so we shall offer a few remarks on his
nature and habits, which arc very interesting to the natural-
ist, notwithstanding the bad repute in which the animal is
held by mankind in general and by sailors in particular.
Naturalist.
We pursue our examination of the fish which have visited
your attention to a few re-
nt' the Bonito and the Flying
a fortnight ago we were surrounded by si
hich some of OS mistook at fir>t for Dolphins.
-i class of li.-h belonging to the family to
which the Tunny, so much prized lor food in the Mediterra-
nean, belongs. Notwithstanding the numerous lines thrown
out ti) entice these creatures on to our baited hooks, not one
Ol t he tcmptiii held
out to llii'tn, and passed by as it i,, pursuit of some object
u accordance with thai* ts
than lat i dh. Soon after the appearance
of these fish, we noticed large shoals of Flying Fish greatly
.teil and ni"'. ing rapidlj in and out ot the water as if hot-
my. SOW this enemy was- undoubtedly
Bonito, wh u life seems to consist in pur-
i (lunate little Flying Fish. It
ting to watch the aerial flights of these wonder-
fttl little . .. bo abound in the tropics, and are gene-
rally seen in shoals varying in number from a dozen to a hun-
dred or n ■ [a apt at first sight of a flock, especially
if it be unexpected, to mistake them tor white birds Hying by
until they are seen to alight in the water. It must not be im-
agined however that these Bah only make their appearance
if the water in that seemingly unnatural
manna when they are pursued by an enemy ; from the num-
we daily see around OUT VI -el in these
ml but natural to conclude that they are in fact
amusing themselves in sportive play, as the lamb skips upon
or the dog pursues its own evasive tail. It is a-ton-
Qg to wati li the bounds that these little fish make over the
met of the water. Some naturalists have remarked that
uk alternately in the air so as to keep at the
Hue dill the undulations of the sui ad of
ribing a uniform curve as they generally appear to do;
. Humboldt, one of the mosl accurate of observers, posi-
to have seen tin in 11. ip the air with their long
it would also seem almost impossible to imagine
l hat so rmnll a fish, not BO large as a herring, should lie able
to the height of twenty and to the distance of
re than six hundred feet through the air. Generally, one
: hen the whole flock follow at once, shoot-
.'i nearly a Straight line and skimming along a little above
< little that they often strike the side of a rising
" and go under w ater. We have for some time been looking
out for another visitant, who sometimes gives more of his com-
pany to ships than sailors exactly like. I allude to the .Shark, who
robably the most terrific monster that cleaves the w
.inly the most hated and at the same time the most feared
THE STOBY OF KVAM.KI.INK.
The province of Nova Scotia, a part ol our North. American
.-ions, belonged before tbeyear 1113 to France, and was
known by the name of Acadia. In thai year the Colony was
made ovr by France to Qrea! Britain, and the settlers in the
villages throughout the district were called upon to take the
oath of allegiance to their new masters, reserving to them-
selves the condition that tiny should never hi required to
take up arms againsl i Indians or their own country-
men the French. As the war proceeded, however, the Aca-
dians were charged with having supplied both French and
English with intelligence, provisions and quarters, audit
was further alleged that a small part] of them were on one
don found in aims against the English. Little or no.
enquiry was made into these rumours, but the Lieutenant
Governor of the Province, after consulting with the Admiral
on the Station, deemed it advisable to remove for ever from
the Colony all the original settlers. His proposal appears to
have been approved by the Government at home, and orders
were issued that they should all be taken on board the ships
of the squadron, and distributed, some in one part and some
in another of the other provinces, known now as the United
Stales. Their lands, their houses, their stores, their corn
and their cattle were forfeited to the Crown, and they were
only to be allowed to take with them their money, and such
portions of their household goods as could be conveniently
placed in the ships. These orders at the end ol harvest,
when the crops had been gathered in and could be seized
upon by the troops, were n Ij carried out, to the
horror and consternation of the wretched pi ople. One of the
most beautiful of the villages was named Grand Pre, situated
near the mouth of the river Gasperatt, in front of the liasin of
Minus. The cottages were clustered together in a lovely val-
ley, in the midst of rich meadows, broad pasture lauds, gar-
dens and orchards, fields of Max and fields of corn, surround-
ed and watched over on the outskirts by forests of grand and
towering pines, whose tops stretching towards heavm teemed
to announce that they had been owners of the soil since the
creation of the world, and that the faces of the stars In the
stillness of the night were of far closer acquaintance than thu
faces of the white people who, but li: store, had come
to sojourn among them. The settlers appear chiefly to b
come Irom Normandy, and they built their houses in the
Norman fashion, with strong framework of oak and chestnut
thatched roots, fanciful windows and projecting gables; the
women too imported the snow white picturesque and ' i'-tfd
Caps, a- well as the gaily colored petticoats that delight to this
i he hearts of the Xorm.in pen-ant girls, and the spinning
wheels of the old country hummed busily in their new homes.
They brought with them also the observani e ol their ancient
Catholic Religion, and a venerable PrieSl walked among tit'-m
father among his children, blessing the yottng who paus-
ed in their play BS he passed, and the grown people who i
to welcome his approach to the shady porches of their door-
ways or to their comfortable tire-ides. In one sen.-e they
were all poor, for luxuries were unknown to them, but in an-
other sense all were rich, for luxuries were neither desired nor
cared for, and necessaries Of all kinds flowed in upon them in
great abundance. In this way like the children of one fami-
ly, fearing Cod and loving one another, lived these simple and
upright people, till destruction fell suddenly upon their homes,
and banishment, like the last blow of the Angel of Death, fell
upon themselves. Among all the emigrants settled In the
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
neighborhood of Grand Pre, one of the wealthiest, one of the
best, most looked up to and beloved was Benedict Bellefon-
t:iine,a man now well stricken in years, with one only daugh-
ter named Evangeline, who was just bursting into the ripe-
ness of womanhood, being at the time the story commences a
little more than 17 years of age; a girl so good and beautiful,
so frank with her friends, so fond and dutiful to her father, so
kind to her poor neighbors, so welcome from the fullness of
licr light and gladness to everybody, that she was called by
common consent the "Sunshine of Saint Eulalie," (a fine sun-
shiny part of the year, which the Acadian farmers looked for-
ward to for ripening their corn, and for loading their apple
boughs with rich blossoms and fruit); but neither the pros-
perity of the father, nor the daughter's beauty, nor the love
and goodness which were as daily bread to them both could
revert the ruthless fate that was in store for the poor Acadians.
Their sad fortunes, especially those ot Evangeline, her father
aud her lover, form the subject of Longfellow's celebrated
poem, and if the same story, interspersed with passages from
the poem, can be told in prose with any likelihood of inter-
esting the present audience, the contributor will have great
pleasure in continuing it in future numbers of the paper.
porting Intelligence.
MOOSE HUNTING.
As we are going to a country in certain districts of which
the above animal abounds, the following extract from a letter
from an officer in Canada, descriptive of the sport, will we
hope interest our readers. As it is too long to publish all at
once, it will be continued in our next. — My dear Charlie, when
I wrote to you last I was just preparing to start for a Moose
hunt, so I will now give you an account of our excursion: —
H — , an officer of the — 3rd had planned the expedition and
engaged the Indians, and afterwards, on speaking on the sub-
ject to me, I agreed to accompany him. Accordingly we set
out from here on the 15th of February, and proceeded on
sleighs to St. Francis by way of Quebec. Here we found our
Indians who were to act as guides and find game and also
draw the "tabogins" or Indian sleighs in which our provisions
were carried. The man that H had engaged for himself
was a Mic-Mac with a regular unpronounceable Indian name,
signifying "Dweller in the Woods," but known in civilized
society as Jean Baptistc. My fellow was a half-breed, (his
mother having been as he informed me a " Sauvagesse") the
most villainous looking scoundrel I ever set eyes on,and, as it
turned out, a most horrible impostor in regard of his hunting
capacity. This gentleman's acquaintance with English was
principally of a blasphemous nature, consisting of the most
horrible imprecations in that tongue, consequently,as I am not
particularly fluent in French, our conversation was rather lim-
ited. His name was Louis de Fini. Besides these, they had
a French Canadian called Boniface, a very willing fellow, but
whose naturally dirty habits quite unfitted him for society.
Well, we started with these three birds, they drawing the ta-
bogins, and we carrying our guns and axes, all of course
walking in snow shoes, as the snow in the woods is from five
to six feet deep. In this way we marched for eight or nine
days without seeing a blessed thing of any sort, the ground
having been hunted before, but afterwards, on getting deeper
into the hush, we found plenty of moose. The mode of hunt-
ing them is this: you come on their track in the snow which
is called "ravage, '' pronounced after the French fashion; then
you rush frantically on, following this in all its windings,
tumbling head-over-heels about every ten yards, and knock-
ing your eyes out against branches of trees; this sort of thing
lasts sometimes for eight or ten miles. At last you come to
where the moose is feeding; sometimes he waits to see you and
regards you with a sort of enquiring look ; if, however, he is
disinclined for society he mizzles as hard as he can split, and
you hear him crashing through the branches in front, but you
must eventually come up with him as he labors through the
snow; then, as you get sight of him through the trees, you
put your ball in two inches behind his shoulder. He dies
with christian resignation, invariably giving up the ghost
without a murmur. I made my debut by killing three, athrce
year old bull with a travelling harem of two cows. They are
enormous brutes, standing seven feet and a half at the shoul-
der. After killing them I felt particularly like a murderer,
and swore I wouldn't kill any more, but I broke this vow soon
afterwards, when we changed our camp and got short of pro-
visions; altogether I killed eight myself. At the conclusion
of the day's march the Indians would cut a couple of spades
out of a tree, and dig a large square space about a yard deep
in the suow, always by a stream if possible, make up a roar-
ing fire across the middle, and build a shed at each end with
fir branches something on the principle of Mrs. W 's cow
house. Then the ground was covered with more fir branches,
''Sapins,"the Canadians called them, and the cabin was com-
plete, the three men occupying one side and we the other.
Tuis morning a Flying Fish flew on board about 4 o'clock,
a. m.; after considerable struggling he was eventually caught
by the second officer on board and put into a bucket to keep
fresh, but unfortunately he was nabbed by the cat by way of
breakfast about 8 a. m.
Uaual and fRiliiarjj Intelligence.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Lntitnde. Longitude.
Miles Run.
. 21st . . 1°25'N. . . 24°30'W. . . S.W.bS.'^S. 103 in
" 22nd . . 0°04'N. . . 25°55'W. . . S.W. 123 m.
" 23rd . . 1°52'S. . . 27°55'W. . . S.W.VfW. 162 m.
" 24th . . 3°43'S. . . 29°37'W. . . S.W.ViS. 151 in.
" 25th . . C°06'S. . . 30°46'W. . . S.S.W. 159 m.
•• 2fith . . 8°23'S. . . 32°28'W. . . S.W.^S. 170 m.
'• 27th . . 10°54'S. . . 32°45'W. . . S.J4W. 153 in.
To-day at noon Cane Horn horo S.W.bS. 3240 miles, and Rio Janeiro S.
W.J4S. 940 miles.
Oifthe 23rd inst., we Bpoke the French Barquo "Marie Louise," from
Bordeaux bound to Monte Video, 26 days out.
Itrth.
On the 24th inst., in Lat. 4.10 S.,
Linn, R. E., of a son and heir.
Long. 29.30 W., the wife of Sapper John
£)eatlt.
On the 25th inst., in Lat. 5.40 S., Long. 30.30 W., Richard, the only
son of Serjeant Richard llridguian, H. K.
gRarliet Intelligence.
FLOUR, RAISINS, TEA, SDGAR & PEPPER— Appear to be very plentiful
and of good quality.
MUSTARD & COCOA— Not of first rate quality; we have seen a much bet-
ter article in the market and only fetching the same price.
BEEF & PORK— Plentiful, and of first rate quality in general.
MUTTON— Scarce.
POUTER * WINES — In great demand still ; a fresh cargo is expected shortly.
LIME JUICE — Is eagerly sought after, but dealers in this article need not
look for a further supply until the commencement of the ensuing week,
and then only in limited quantities.
(Tonumdrums.
X. What is the difference between an auction and sea-sickness?
XI. Why have the ducks and fowls in the hen-coops on the poop no right
to expect a state of future existence?
XII. What were the colors of the waves and winds in the last storm' 1
Answer to VII. Hailing cabs and onmibusses.
" VIII. Because they go off in transports.
' ' IX. To a low public-house where bad spirits are re-tailed.
gtducrtiscments.
rpHE COMMANDING OFFICER having thought it advisablo to postpone
-L the Theatrical Performance this week, it will, if circumstances permit,
take place on Monday Evening, the 29th inst. , at the hour before specified.
P
OR TIIE FUTURE this paper will be allowed to remain on the lower
deck until Friday evening.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£ongs and jpoetrti.
VIVA VICTORIA.
BOOM jrt lover* of peace and of order,
dom with glory united,
KaJiy round the old bannerol union ,
- flory Shall OOTOr be M^lile'l.
\ ii- freodom shall neref be blighted.
Th^re are bob! heart a in Britain's dominions,
thai freemen nay dare,
bet the Throne and the QoMO be OUT watchword,
An<i !■ Iti ilton beware.
(Cuoftus) Viva notorial
\ i\.i, tin \ totorUtl
Sit ingtb to the Throne, health to the Queen,
viv.i vlctarlal
We'll 1' ■ : -it mufll bo with honor,
1 11. 1 oaw names in story,
Hut if war 1 in. than Britain
Still ha 1 her glory.
\ , : Britain has heroes enough for lior glory.
Bhama t)n- brawlers who trade Ln sedition
bUali 1 taxi a bo I raffle In lies,,
And beware leai thaaa eetf-oealring martyrs
Would be Lions, prove wolves in dinguue.
<.,,:i.- fjTa >'■- i"i Lai Ac.
ity the head or the hand, if ho totleth,
Cad the honoat man live by his labor,
Hut the dr >iu-, wtin 1 in wi.rk and who will not,
Shall not real on tin- strength of in* neighbor,
Hoi he snail nol real on the strength of his neighbor.
To the- Throri' M th< 1 lorn
By our birthright aUegian.ee we swear.
For tin- Queen an the 11101mr1.l1 of freedom
To the King "f all kins* be our prayer.
(Cuoeus) Viva Victoria! Ac.
CORPORAL PUNISHMBKT.
Hare's nenghty Oherley onoe again
With gall full flowing from nil pen*
And like wild hawk at little wren,
Still paokfl sir;
Hi* paltry v< n^ram .■ (bUOWfl Up
Tliat nanty rhyme abOOi tin- pSVp,
lie thinks he'u "no email cheese" that chap,
Charley I mean sir.
Thn* he write* quite unforgiving,
Aw it 'twere thu* be got his living.
Nor cares he aught for people's grieving,
Tie quickly Man *ir ;
And dared you write on me last week,
And tall it long that puny squeak,
And will you thus pen vengeance seek,
A host oi't .
Then Khali wo now have blow for blow.
Till one or t'other'S overthrow
Atlowri the victor loud to crow,
And boast o'it;
When you last week your pen did grip,
You thought you had mo on the hip,
Your doom's prouounccd, so "now sir atrip"
And take it fairly.
1 With "cat o' nine" pens now I boat you,
•J With hfly laahea thus 1*11 treat you, '
.'[ Whenever y«>u "ahow light" 1*11 meet you,
4 Late or early.
ft I will not ( ill yon bj that name
•I That's earned mi you ■ local fame,
7 How odd that yon should think with shame
8 On such sweet christening.
* ( loan try and hit him somowhat hard,
10 As yet y 'ii ■ tOUOhad the lard,
11 Or is't with fun satiric bard
U Your eye is glistening?
13 I etopp'd but Just to mend my pen,
14 To fill it full of ink again,
15 But now 'tis donOi so t<> it again,
U And now I'll lay it on sir.
17 Now when thai Upward wijuint you took,
It* And thought me prigging from a book,
19 If you had dar'd < one 1 t and look,
20 You'd found your thought Via wrong sir.
'21 Though salt pork fit and hard junk fails
22 To nourish me like your "ox tails,"
23 You ii'ver saw in< • 'eat my nails"
24 As tit bite.
20 Tho' I be sent to write on cardboard,
26 Within that cable Window starboard,
27 To say "I idle," that's a hard word,
28 At least on most days.
29 No doubt they work you very hard
30 At making pills of grunter's lard,
SI Spreading diae'lum o'er a yard
B8 of rag or such case.
33 Because your job's to heal up Soa t o h ao,
34 On paltry wounds to plant your patohee,
35 You growl because I get "off Watohat 91
3a And such like.
37 Now that Columbia snng I wrote,
.'W Tho' as a BOOS DOt worth a BTOat,
39 'Twas meant to amuse as while adoat,
40 And help to pass an hour sir.
41 Tt HI suits you thus to abuse
42 The prattling «.f my infant muse,
43 She'll make you tremble in your shoo*,
44 If you don't give o'er sir.
45 But that al<out tin youngsttr.-t charming,
46 By .low the hit wax quite alarming,
47 But nowhere else WUS any Ii at in in
All that rhyme air.
4* But I suppose now tired y>ui*ve grown,
M My rhyme has beat him Black and brown,
50 So "printer's devil" take him down,
And let him go with that much.
[Tho dose to be repeated at regular intervals until the "pati.nt" is better.]
tfharadi;s.
Answer to V. Itaiso.
THE RAPIDS OF THE COLUMBIA RIVEU.
The falls or rapids of the river Columbia are situated about
180 miles above tbc mouth of the river. The first is a per-
pendicular cascade of twenty feet, after which there is a swift
descent for a mile between islands of hard Mack rock to an-
other pitch of eight feet, divided by two rocks. About two
and a half miles below this; the river expands into a wide
basin, seemingly dammed up by a perpendicular ridge of
black rocks. A current however sets diagonally to the left
of this rocky barrier, where there is a chasm of forty-five
yards in wiith. Through this the whole body of the river
roars along swelling and whirling and boiling for some dis-
tance in the wildest confusion. Boats are in great danger
from the great surges and whirlpools existing here. At a dis-
tance of a mile and a half from this narrow channel is a rapid
formed by two rocky islands, and two miles beyond is a se-
cond great fall over a ledge of rocks twenty feet high, extend-
ing nearly from shore to shore. The river is again compres-
sed into a channel from fifty to a hundred feet wide, worn
through a rough bed of hard black rock, along which it boils
and roars with great fury for the distance of three miles. This
is called the "Long Narrows." Here is the great fishing place
of the Columbia. In the spring of the year, when the water
is high, the salmon ascend the river in incredible numbers.
As they pass through this narrow strait, the Indians, standing
on the rocks or on the end of wooden stages projecting from
the banks, scoop them np with small nets distended on hoops
and attached to long handles, and cast them on the shore.
They are then cured and packed in a peculiar manner. After
having been disembowelled, they are exposed to the sun on
scaffolds erected on the river banks. When sufficiently dry
they arc pounded fine between two stones, pressed into the
smallest compass nnd packed in baskets or bales of grass
matting about two feet long and one in diameter, lined with the
cured skin of a salmon. The top is likewise covered with fish
skins, secured by cords passing through holes in the edge of
the basket. Packages are then made containing twelve of these
bales, seven at bottom and five at top, pressed close to each
other with the corded side upward, wrapped in mats and cord-
ed. These are placed in dry places and again covered with
matting. Each of these packages contains from ninety to a
hundred pounds of dried fish, which in this state will keep
sound for several years. This process is given as furnished
by the first explorers in these regions. It marks a practicable
ingenuity in preparing articles of traffic for a market, seldom
seen among the aboriginals.
(To be continued.)
The publication of the Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape Mors
Chronicle was commenced at 2 p.m., on the 25th, and was completed at 2 p.
in. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard front Cabin,
"Thames City."
THE EJiMIGKE^^ISrT
JM&rs' 1
muttUt
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 5.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, DECEMBER 4th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
®hii (Emigrant Soldiers' fecttc.
"THAMES CITY," DECEMBER 4tli, 18D8.
Lat. 21.30 S. Lox. 38.5 W. New Moox, Dec. 5th
at 10h. 10m. a. m.
"All the world's a stage, the men and women mere-
ly players," and "play-goers," if one might venture to
add a single word to anything written by the great
Shakespeare, and, as some excuse for the liberty we
have taken, we would beg to allude to the opening of
the Theatrical season on Monday evening last, when
the superb scenery and fine acting were only equalled
by the gratification and approval loudly evinced by a
delighted audience in all parts of the house. It is
our glory and pride as Englishmen on all occasions to
place the fair sex foremost, and we accordingly com-
mence by noticing the two bright stars who have just
risen in the theatrical firmament, Miss Bridget Meade,
and Miss Mary Benney, both of whom, by their quiet
ease and elegauce on the stage, and by the propriety
of their diction, gave great promise of future excel-
lence. Their acting was admirable throughout, and
the young ladies were dressed for their parts in per-
fect good taste. We cannot more especially help no-
ticing the rich bands of their beautiful and luxuriant
hair, clustered gracefully around their blooming cheeks,
and we trust these fair damsels will long continue to
delight a crowded audience as on the night of their
last performance. Charms like theirs cannot fail to at-
tract admirers, and we venture to predict that many
a heart-ache is in store for the young nobility and gen-
try amongst the play-goers of the rising generation in
these realms. Of the performance on the part of the
gentlemen we will only express our cordial and entire
approbation, merely adding that their parts appeared
to have been carefully studied, and that ample justice
was clone to them. To the Manager the greatest
praise and credit are due for the able manner in which,
after struggling with considerable difficulties, he suc-
ceeded in producing on this occasion a stage effect
which shewed that in the minutest particulars every-
thing had been attended to with the greatest care, and
that, even on board a ship in the middle of the South
Atlantic Ocean, everything must give way to energy
and talent. He opened the performance by delivering
a prologue written for the occasion, which is published
in another part of our paper. Last, but by no means
least, we come to the band of amateur dancers and
singers, who, by the diversity of their talents and their
comic powers, may almost be said to have rivalled the
renowned Minstrels of Christy, though wc must admit
that v there was a shade or two of difference in their
complexions. Where all were so excellent, it seems
almost invidious to particularize one or more, but, if
this might for once be permitted, it would be some-
thing soothing and consolatory to our feelings to men-
tion a young gentleman of a portly and a noble pre-
sence, who in the character of a Spanish Prince (ad-
mirably sustained) sang a roundelay that would have
done credit to the Troubadours of old; another who,
with the freedom and the gallant air that seemed a
combination of the Seaman and the Soldier, sang
amidst a burst of applause of a " land flowing with
milk and honey" beyond the banks of the river "Jor-
dan." Such a land, we trust, when we look around
on the patient faces of the women and children before
us, may be found ere long at no great distance from
the banks of the river "Eraser." A Highland Fling
gave universal pleasure, and in one direction the burst
of feeling was quite uncontrolled. It led apparently
to the introduction of a Scotch song and a pair of
Scotch breeches, and, from the cheering at the conclu-
sion, both these productions must have given intense
satisfaction. Another gentleman, whose great object
seemed to be to impress upon the audience that he was
" Bobby Miles the charity Boy," and a very learned
character into the bargain, had, we observed, a happy
knack of occasionally, nay frequently edging off to
the back of the stage with a sort of sideway motion,
with what view we can scarcely tell, unless it were to
imitate the eccentric motions of the great " Robson."
The object, whatever it was, evidently succeeded, as
these little journeys raised shouts of laughter. In
conclusion we beg to congratulate all concerned on
the success of this first effort to afford us amusement,
and we have great pleasure in stating that the Man-
ager intends to continue the series of performances,
by introducing next week the farce entitled "A Thump-
ing Legacy," all particulars of which arc given at the
end of our paper.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
With the exception of a short visit from an inter-
esting little bird known by the name of the Sea Swal-
low, which flew on the poop, evidently exhausted from
long travelling, on Monday last, nothing- new in the
W»y of Natural History has come before us during
the pail work. This bird, about the size of a pigeon,
belongs to the family of Gulls, and is classed among
the Terns, sometimes met with on our coasts during
the spring months. They have long beaks, webbed
feet, and very long wings. They are endowed with
great powers ol flight, and live indeed almost entirely
upon the wing. They feed upon small fish, which
they catch whilst swimming over the surface of the
water. They are very bouyant on the water, but
swim little, ami are incapable of diving. The bird we
had an opportunity of becoming acquainted with on
Monday hist was a very fine specimen, Some hopes
were entertained of our being able to keep bim and
tame him, I >iit as all attemps to reconcile bim to his
new situation turned out of no avail, and as he had
evidently made up his mind not to make himself at
homo amongst us, be was, after due deliberation, set
free, and allowed to continue his journey in pursuit of
his companions, who must have been wondering what
could have become of him for so many hours. I now
propose directing your attention to the consideration
of some of the interesting facts in connection with
the vast ocean we have been traversing for the last
six weeks, and which offers such innumerable ol
for our reflection. In the first place we are all of us
aware of the fact that sea-water differs materially from
rain water or river water, inasmuch as it is salt. We
all know this, but have we asked ourselves what ob-
ject the Creator of the Universe may have had in
view when he established this difference between the
waters that were under the firmament, and which he
gathered together and called seas, and the waters that
were above the firmament? In other words, have we
considered for a moment why the sea is salt? Seine
persons believe that if the sea were not salt it would
become stagnant and putrefy ; but this reason does
not appear to be the correct otic, for large masses of
fresh water, such as inland lakes, do not stagnate.
Strictly speakiug, pure water cannot putrefy. When
water does become stagnant, as we often find it does
in pools and small ponds, it is on account of the decomposi-
tion of vegetable or animal matters contained in it, and, if
we liked to try the experiment, we should find that animal
and vegetable matters decompose and become offensive in salt
water as well as in fresh. Kvery one who has been in the
habit of bathing knows how much easier it is to swim in the
sea than it is in the river, and how much better he can float
on the salt water than on the fresh. Now when we come to
consider that this fluid bears on its bosom the commerce of
the world, how clearly do we sec what an important advantage
is gained by its superior buoyance; and is it not very proba-
that the Author of the Universe had in view the convenience
and benefit of man wher. be ordained the sea to be salt? By
the sea being salt its weight is increased without its bulk be-
ing in any way affected, and is it not reasonable to suppose
that its present density was necessary also for the perfect ac-
complishment of those motions and revolutions of the earth,
which would be materially altered, were the vast bulk of wa-
ter comprising the ocean of less density and of less specific
gravity? The ocean contains three parts in every hundred of
saline matter, consisting chiefly of "muriate of soda" or com-
mon table salt, with small proportions of other salts. The
amount of common salt in the ocean is estimated by Schauf-
hault at 3,031,342 cubic geographical miles, or about five
times more than the mass of the Alps, and only one-third less
than that of the Himalayas. The sulphate of so. In equals
633,044,30 cubic miles, or is equal to the mass of the Alps;
the cloridc of magnesium 441,811,80 cubic miles; the lime
salts 109,330 44 cubic miles. Admitting with Laplace that
the mean depth of the ocean is from four to five miles, the
masa of marine salt will be more than double the tims,. of the
Himalayas. If we consider only the immense amount of
evaporation which is daily going on from the sra, we might
suppose that, like a vessel of the fluid exposed to the sun, it
would diminish in volume, and increase in sultncss, until at
length nothing would be left but a dry crust of salt upon the
bottom; on the other hand, looking alone nt the many mil-
lions of tons of fresh water which are every moment poured
into its bosom from the rivers of the earth, we might appre-
hend a speedy overflow, and a second destruction by a flood.
l!ut these two are exactly balanced ; the water taken op by
evaporation is with scrupulous exactness re.- 1 ' i, either
indirectly in rain, which falls On the I ea, or circultOll -Iv in the
rain and snow which, falling on the land, feed the mountain
streams and rivers and hurry hack to their source. This in-
teresting Calculation had been long ago bythe wisest
of men. "All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not
full: unto the place fromwhi thither they
return again" (Kcclcs. 1. 7). And a very beautiful and in-
structive instance it is of that unerring skill and wisdom with
which the whole constitution of our eartli is ordered and kepi
in order by Him who, with minute accuracy, ''welgheth the
mountains in scales and the hills in a balance." We shall
continue the subject in our next number by making a few
observations on the Depth and Pressure of the ocean, and
the nature and character of the Waves.
Naturalist.
Mies, &r.
1
A Professor of Woolwich Academy, who bad a painfhl habfl of using h'e
when they werenol needed, wai heard one day to remark to h Oadet whose
exercise lit- was exotnlnljig, th.it there were only two I Vienna.
Another young g intleman of precocious talent Immediately ejaculated "By
Jots horn hard np they must be for eggs I"
Tin- effects of free living told heavily apt n Sheridan, na all the world
knows, towards the latter part of his life; but even acute bodily i
lolled to depress the brlltfauicj i whichhewas so celebrated. On
one occasion, when complaining of digestion, bin Burgeon told him thai th«
■ 'coats*' of his Btomach were entirely destroyed. Sheridan repliod thai
"if that was the case he did'nt know what was to become i i bim nn
Btomach could contrive to digest in Its waistcoat. "
llirth.
On the BOth ultimo, in Lat. 17° S., Long. 84° WW., the wife of A >j ,: '" r
Richard Bridgman, K. LB., of
Jlauat and gftitttarg 3n.clligi.ncc.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
Latitude.
Longitude.
Miles I'.un.
NOT.28th . . 13°WS. ■ ■ 33-42' w. . . B.bW&W.178m.
15°WS. . . 34°15'W. . . S.bW.J*JW. ISO m.
E SU . 121 ill.
S \.\\ . 196 in.
23°27'S. . . S6°<yW. . . S.:<,\\. lea m.
25°53'S. . . 37° WW. . . B.W.bS.WS.ltWl
20th .
" 3Uth . . n°3.S'S. . . 85°2'W.
Dec 1-t . . 20°15'S. . . WPti-'W.
" 2nd
■• Brd
■ • 4th . . ZSOSCS. . • 38°56'W. . . n.W.bH. lis m.
To-day nt noon Monte Yi.ho hore S.W.hW ' v> 096 miles, the Falkland
Luanda B.W.bA 17-M mile, and Cape Horn B, W.JiS. 2130 mile*.
n o hare heard with sincere pleasure, and we beUere on good authority,
that the ancient punishment of the stock* liar ar a temporary meaaurebeen
done away with In the army, by an order eniiumtiiiii from tin- office of the
Commander-ln-ChieC it la rumored alao thai men appearlngon parade <-u
Sundays In hot weather are do longer to be required, ar heretolbn , to jrrin
through a collar. We think hir Royal Eighneaa li greatly t" bo commended
I .1 the spirit lie lias shown in introilueine, there salutary reforms.
On the 28th ulto. we spoke the liritish ship "Northumberland," with do-
pots of Indian Regiments, from Cork, bound to Bombay, 36 days out, vwili
lorn of maiu-top-gnllant-maet and fore-top-mast.
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
porting JnfeUigcncf.
About 11.30 p. m. on Sunday the 28th ult., a bird flew on
the poop, and, after sundry hops, bites, and kicks, was even-
tually captured by that sportsman of sportsmen Mr. Osborne,
lie was kept till morning in a bread basket, and, it being first
rumored that he was one of Mother Carey's own chickens, a
match between him and that well known game cock "Hoop
de doo dem doo' 1 was eagerly looked forward to by the sport-
ing world. Betting five to four on the game cock (taken and
offered). On the bint being thrown out that ne wa3 a
"booby," the betting immediately rose to 10 to 1 on t( Hoop
<le doo dem doo," and, when it turned out at last that he was
a Sea Swallow, and rather out of condition, the match was
declared off. Some voted for keeping him, some for killing
and stuffing him, but humanity at length prevailed, and at
the suggestion of the ladies lie was eventually let go.
MOOSE HUNTING.
(Continued.)
My nicker, Mr. da Fini, whose solo talents were of a culinary description,
Would new produce his frying pan and fill it with moose meat and onions,
boll some rice, and in a few minutes we would be hard at work eating like
I hi' devil. A slice cut from the haunch of a young moose is the best meat
1 ©TOT tasted, not excepting the primest sirloin of English beef. The mar-
row bone is the grandest thing of the sort you can conceive, and the kid-
neya are also very fine eating. You know I'm not at all a bad hand at the
knife and fork, but 1 "was nothing to the niggers. If we ever spent a whole
day in the camp, as we sometimes did when it snowed much, they would
never stop eating ; the intervals between the regular meals were tilled up
with roasting bits of meat on sticks and eating it half raw. Then they
would also make an abomination they called a ' 'galette" or cake, consist-
ing of flour and water kneaded together until the marks of the manufac-
turer's filthy thumb were pretty equally distributed over the surface, when
is was shoved into the ashes, in which they had probably been expectorat-
ing for the last forty-eight hours., and, after remaining thereabout five
minutes, it was pronounced to "be cooked, drawn forth all over smut, and
devoured. Previously to retiring to rest, Da Fini, who, notwithstanding
that he was as horrible a blackguard as ever existed, was an excellent Cath-
olic, would kneel down to say his prayers with his pipe in his mouth, occa-
sionally stopping to swear most frightfully at the dogs, and then continu-
ing his devotions. This bird offered me his wife for two dollars, on return-
ing to St. Francis, a courtesy which, seeing that she was rather a dirty
squaw, I did not think fit to accept. At night I used to roll my blankets
around me and lie down with my knapsack for a pillow. It was desperately
COW sometimes, and my spirit flask would freeze at my head while my toes
•were in the fire. 1 was generally woke two or three times in the night by
my niggar poking mo up across the fire with a stick, and, on sitting up,
IjflCame aware of the pleasing fact that there was a small conflagration go-
ing on in my moccassin, blanket, or some other article of apparel. My
slumbers were also frequently broken by one of the Indian dogs called
* \\Iuta-houta" or the "devil." a regular specimen of the prick-eared cur
of Iceland, who used to make a point of sitting on my chest or head
as soon as I was asleep, and producing temporary night-mare. The hunt-
ing qualities of this creature were held in great esteem by his proprietor
BapfcjStO, in consequence, as I discovered, ;of his having once converted
Bhoop into mutton, o qualification which in any civilized community would
infallibly have procured him a halter. We took three gallons of brandy in-
to the bush in a keg and drank it all. Baptiste was a teetotaller, but the
other two gentlemen were seized with periodical fits of sickness which ob-
stinately refused to yield to any other remedy than brandy. We used to
call a cup of brandy and water a horn. One night the keg, which was stuck
in the side of the cabin in the snow, tumbled down on H 's head and
nearly stunned him. ' ' Ah!" rjnoth our red friend, ll your horn stick to
you." In this way we spent thirty days in the bush. I killed a hare and
partridge, both with ball, which, besides the moose I killed were the only
things I fired at. My attire all the time consisted of a flannel waistcoat and
shirt, drawers, trowsers, ami a blanket coat. We never washed except on
Sundays, a day which we devoted to cleanliness, and our companions to
eating; I came out of the woods with a white moustache, and a red face. I
was in capital health the whole time. I find our exploits are figuring in a
Yankee sporting paper as ' 'a tall moose hunt."
SCENE IN A DUBLIN THEATRE 50 YEARS AGO.
When anew Lord and Lady Lieutenant visited the Theatre for the first
time, Pat's peculiarities became most diverting.
"Pat Mooney," shouts a voice in the gallery.
"Holloa," answers Pat from the following side.
' 'Can you Bee them Pat?" (meaning the Lord and Lady Lieutenant.
"I can."
"Well, what's he like?"
"Oh, mighty like a grazier or a middleman; anyway he's got a long nose
of his own," (loud laughter in which his lordship joins).
"Ib he clever think you?'*
1 'I'd be sorry to make him sinse keeper," (laughter again).
"Does ho look good natured?"
"Well, he does, ami enjoys a joke to, Heaven bless him! like a gentle-
man as he is."
"Then we'll not have to send him back?"
"No, I don't think we shall; we might get a worse." (roars oflaughter.)
"They say he's mighty generous, and means to spend' W money amongst
us like a prince."
Gallery — "Bravo! bravo! we'll keep him then, we'll keep him thou.
Three cheers boys for the Lord Lieutenant!" (cheers and laughter.)
' 'Well what's she like Pat?"
"Oh nothing particular, she'd not frighten a horee," (roarB; her Lady -
Bhip joins.)
"Ib she tall?"
"Wait till she stands up."
' 'Maybe she's stout Pat?"
"Faix! you may say that, it is'nt the likes of her lives on buttermilk."
' 'Do you think she's good natured?"
"Oh I'll engage she is, she has the real blood in her and there's plenty
of it." (roars of ' 'Bravo" from the gallery.)
Many voiceB — "She'll do then Pat."
"Och! she will, she will, I'll engage for her Ladyship."
' 'We may keep her then may we?"
"Och! the longer the better, the longer the better, (roars) it's her Lady-
ship that'll speak the good word for the man that's in throuble, and never
let the dacent woman want that's in the straw, God bless her."
Gallery — "Bravo! bravo! three cheers for her Ladyship! three cheers
for the Lady Lieutenant." (cheers and laughter.)
Pat Mooney — (seeing the Lord Mayor) "My soul to ye! Dan Finnigan is
that you?"
Gallery — "Ah! ah! is that you Dan Finnigan? is that you?" (hisfes and
laughter.)
Pat Mooney — "Faix! it's good for the likes of us to see you down among
the gentry there, Dan Finnigan!" (aloud laugh, at which his Lordship
does not seem particularly well pleased.) ' 'Och! you need not look up so
sour at us. Many's the good time you've sat up here yourself; you know
it is ye ould vinegar bottle." (roars.)
* 'Sure the world's gone well wid you, any way Dan Finnigan. Ye hnd'nt
them white kid gloves."
Pat Mooney — ' 'No nor that grand cocked hat there."
Gallery — "No, nor that white wand, ye cormorant! When you kept
the chandler's shop, and cheated Mike Kelly out of a farden's worth of
pipes. Who cheated Mike Kelly? Who cheated Mike Kelly?" (great cun -
fusion during which the orchestra strikes up.)
fljtmumdrums.
XIII. Why is Blind-man's-buff like sympathy?
XIV. Why did the accession of Queen Victoria throw a greater damp over
England than the death of King William?
XV. What is the difference between an accepted and a rejected lover?
Answers to X. One is the "sale of effects" and the other the "effects of, a
sail."
", XI. Because they are sure to get their next world (necks twirl-
ed) in this.
1 ' XII. The waves rose and the winds blew (blue.)
Love Letter. — A young gentleman wrote the following lines to a young
lady with whom lie was deeply in love:
Read see that me; and not ray got.
down will I love if me love for
and you love you that love for be
up and you if you should you must
To which the young lady replied:
Down and girl just love for mine's the
and you the to your me that same
up will I'm your if is find to
Read find that mind; and true you'll you.
Jtft^rtisnncnts.
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
IMMENSE ATTRACTION!
THE MANAGER, having succeeded in securing the addition to his Com-
pany of the services of those distinguished artistes, < 'Herr Wolfenden"
and "Miss Matilda Hazel," has the pleasure to announce to the public
that, on Wednesday evening the 8th inst., will be presented the farce in
one Act by John Maddison Morton, entitled,
"A THUMPING LEGACY."
Filippo Geronimo. (an Innkeoper) , Charles DsBBAK.
Jerry Ominous, (his Nephew) Charles Sin.nett.
Bambogetti, , James B. Launders.
Leoni James Tcrxbli.l.
Brigadier of Carbineers, Richard Wolfenden.
First Carbineer, John Meade.
Second Carbineer, Georok Eaton.
Rosetta, (daughter of Filippo) Miss Matilda Hazel.
Leader of the Orchestra, William Hayses.
Comic, and other Songs will be introduced during the evening.
Reserved geats for Ladies only.
Alfred R. Howse, Manager.
LOST.
TMMEDIATELT in front of the residence of Mrs. Swine, No. 1, Longboat
•L Square, a REGIMENTAL CLASP KNIFE. Whoever will bring the
same to the Editor will receive ample reward.
LOST.
AT or near Laundry Lane, a WHITE-HANDLED PENKNIFE, on which
is engraved the namo of the owner. Whoever has found the same, and
will return it to the owner, will be rewarded, if not in this world certainly
in the next.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE
ptarfttt Intelligence.
BEEF.— Ten good and in groat demand.
Ml 1 TON.— Then hai boon a small supply during tbo pa* t week of this
article, but of such an inferior quality, that there was little or no de-
mand made.
PORK.— -Not being of such a superior quality as in general, the demands
hare boon moderate.
FLOUR.— A got i tive demand at full rate. There arc- still coni-
bj about thi POTATOES.
COFFEE. — Was in gie; it r i ■ ■ | in -<t during the pant week, but either owing
> -i trott; of the article in market, or the desire of monopolists to keep
up their prices, no business was effected.
£ongs trad |loe(rw.
A J'ILL FOR CHARLEY.
1 Had QU answer to your first challenge been a fiction,
I could havo borne your paltry contradiction;
Your nit anness, sir, has raised my ire,
My barrel's full and thus again I fire.
'2 You (airly deserve a Bound nod thrashing,
Not allegorical, as was my ashtng,
For denying Bhamefhlly, as you do
The truthful attack I made on you.
rn sas your neck tight In a hum-.!'
Betbre l tremble In at; shoos;
Retreat I can't, I won't be dumb;
If you don't bite your nails, you sunk your thumb.
3 You say I growl because from snatches you're exempt,
I treat this false assertion, ,-ii , with gross contempt!
I neither growl, nor snarl, nor bite,
1 only hit you hard when eVr I Write.
Yon dare taunt me with feeding 00 ox-tails,
Itllt even here TOUT oase assertion fails.
The cabin folks (gentlemen excuse b sinner)
Don't always get ox-taiis to * -; 1 1 for dinner.
4 You contradict yourself, for in a former pun
You said i ' 'nibbled junk at Dumber one; "
Allow me to ask sir, without raj .1 '-sting,
Why your head upon your hand is often resting;
The matter's plain, and there Is do delusion,
By me you're licked, completely In conmsion;
Your senses Beam gone, aye every particle,
Judging from your Last wishy-washy article.
. r < Write something good, If 'tis within your scope,
Don't look so cross, there's do offence I hope.
Why call the lines I wrote a ' "puny BOUSSC?"
At anj rate they Quickly make you speak,
In passion to! you're far too rash.
Take it coolly, man, as I do your trash.
"We each defend ourselves as U prize writers.
We're hardly bigenougfa to be prise fighters.
6 I did not wish to take a look
Into that very pretty book,
But if from it you do not steal ,
"Why does my allusion make you squeal?
Was it a Survey lesson or on chain jobbing,
"Jack the Giant Killer," or Cock Robin?
Perhaps a Bible " "flie Shadow and the Dog,"
Or else that one about the Bull and 1 i
7 The silly bug WOO swelled himself m, lull,
He thought ill size to be a nolde hull,
Analogies are often pleasing.
And as I have a knack of teasing,
I'll carry on this funny tale,
The BimUe Should make you ojiiail;
of bounce yon Beem bo very full,
I'll call yon the frog, myself the hull.
5 The bull for vengeance did not thirst.
But let the frog go OD until lie bunt;
Buck is your case I'll willingly engage,
You're bursting now, if not with grass, with rago.
The UOble bull on the frog took pity,
I treat you the same, also your ditty.
9 You've styled yOUTSelf a hawk, and hie a little wren,
But mighty deeds have been performed by little men,
And, by the alteration of a single word,
You have had a mighty pecking from a little bird.
Come, come, confess at once (don't look, alack)
That the wren has laid the hawk upon his haek.
ITS plainly heat and in a pretty fixture,
Hut hold again, I've got another picture.
10 Of birds you seem quite fond, ami now my wish is
To Introduce a line or two about DBbes.
Of course I do hut wis)] to hit my mark
So consider yourself a trout , and no- a shark.
Along the stream you have been closely followed,
Aliis, poor trout you're in shark's jaws, and sw V.
11 I must say a word about my healing scratches.
On horrid wounds, sir, I have laid the patches;
In soothing others' pains I take great pies i
And try my very I. est to prove a little treasure.
By such duties 1 fulfil my mission.
Therefore east no slur on mv position.
To serve you all I'll be constant, firm and steady,
Morn, noon and night, I'm always willing, ready.
12 Another word before I say adieu,
As you lash me, sir, so shall 1 lash you,
Repeat your dose you'll do no barm I know,
My motto is that * 'while I live I'll crow! "
THE ILL FATED PORPOISE.
See on our stately ship's lee quarter
A herd of Bea-hogs is descried,
On they rush through air and water
Steering for the ressst'fl side.
In greedy haste.
The practie'd tar his weapon takes,
And he hurries to his post,
He for the Dolphin-striker makes
*'or there is no time to be lost,
They now are near.
With well nerved arm and steady hand
The deadly shaft he pcdseS,
The running line is ably manned,
And here come the Porpoises,
Dashing and splashing.
They brisk and plunge beneath ths bow,
Now hare a care you lubber,
One moment more he has him now,
With nine barbs in his blubber,
Borne Inches deep.
In vain he wrestles to get free,
lie Anus baft been too bold,
He struggles hard for liberty,
And breaks from treacherous hold.
In lashing rage.
The ponderous fish has bent the grain,
Now madly off he rushes,
The path he taken his lite Hood stains,
As from his wounds it gushes,
I n OOplOUS stream.
With lightning speed the herd he reaches
And they seent the vital stream,
They fix their snouts on him like leeches.
How greedy now of gore, they seem!
To know not sympathy*
His fears increase, improved his speed,
Unsolved, they keep his track,
Once more from him tiny wrest the lead.
And fix on his gory back,
Without remorse.
In pain he leaps high in tin 1 air.
And with tins he tun would By,
Then deep he dives in wild despair,
He is spent and soon must die;
How sad his fate!
Once more his sides appear to view,
Sooll death Will r|o- ( his e\ eS,
See, with a plunge he bids adieu,
He flaps his tail , and dies.
By kin unpitied.
J. B. h.
PROLOGUE TO "CROSSING THE LINE."
There is not one of us who does not love
At night to Bearch tin- clear calm Bkies above,
To watch the light Clouds drifting o'er the moon,
Ami wait for stars we know are coming soon.
And is there one of u^ who does not OBSt
Across the BUgiC Hue We have jUSt pa.--.-ed ,
lii t hi- deep night when lights are bugled out,
A thought .m Kngland fogs Bad ''London Stout."
The shrimps, the prawn-., the winkles <>t the -
Of that dear land an Kn-hshmaii adores?
And don't WO now and tie n besides Tel::
The plays thai we save gone to in November,
The little stalls thai decorate OUr streets.
Containing oysters, pettitoes, and sweets!
And these delights, are they forever o'er.'
Shall crowds u<> longer throng the play-house doorl
Yes; be it known we've entered on the line
Theatrical, great talents here combine
To reproduce tie plug of Monday morning.
When .Neptune, alter Sunday -evening's warning,
Tailed with his wife and officers of state,
Whose shirts had collars of the latest date,
Collars BO shapely that they well might be
The envy of that swell beiutenant 1'
Then all men bent in awe ,it Neptune's rule.
Bars some brought forward like great boys to school.
And Hughey Price, who kept his tegs below,
And trembled at his ' ' Sadder 's" overthrow .
At last perhaps OUT Curtain we may raise,
And, when it drops, we hope for some Miial! ;
Meanwhile we make Ho promiBeS but tl
That we will do our very beat top]
And trust to frighten no one by our BtOTJ
As Neptune did hy kis-ing fanny Morey . W. I
The publication of the kmiurant SoxDmuV Qaxsri am fJari
Cbbonioli was commenced at 2 p. m. on the 2nd Inst., and Rn
in. this day. Published at the office, Btarboard Front Cabin I
THIS E3VEIO-FL^.IsrT
d- hj -v W <v f
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 6.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, DECEMBER 11th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
3fli$ (Kmtjgrant Soldiers' (Sazcttij.
"THAMES CITY," DECEMBER 11th, 1858.
Lat. 39.24 S. Long. 49.44 W. Moon's First Quak-
ter, Dec. 13th, at 3h. 29m. p. m.
Probably most of our readers are anxiously looking
forward to the day when the "Thames City" will be
safely anchored in Port William at the Falkland Is-
lands. We trust that their expectations may he soon
realized, and that the few days we may remain there,
will be a pleasant break in our long voyage. The
Falkland Islands form a group or cluster of nearly
ninety in number ; they were first seen in the year
1592 by Captain Davis, when there was no appear-
ance of their ever having been inhabited. Several at-
tempts at settling in these Islands were made by the
French, English, Spanish and Germans in succession,
between 17(53 and 1834, none of which appear to have
succeeded. At the latter date Lieut. Smith, R. N., was
appointed Governor, and arrived there with a small
party as the nucleus of a future Colony. Col. Moody,
R. E., under whose command we shall be in British
Columbia, was also Governor of these Islands for
some years. In one point of view the Falkland Is-
lands present to the English a most important feature,
as the Eastern island possesses a beautiful harbor of
easy access, where excellent water, fine beef and good
vegetables can be procured at moderate prices. It is
also iu the direct track of every ship doubling Cape
Horn. The climate is temperate, but the weather
generally unsettled ; some parts of the Islands are
mountainous, and few if any trees are to be seen.
Herds of wild horned cattle exist, wild horses are also
found of small size and very hardy. Game is extreme-
ly common, especially wild geese and ducks. Fish
abound in all the bays and inlets, particularly in the
spring; their flavor is excellent, and when salted are
considered by some to be superior to cod. We hope
that no time will be lost when we get into harbor by
the Commissariat Department in obtaining a good sup-
ply of fresh beef, mutton and other necessaries of life
for the use of all on board. We also think that this
opportunity should not be lost by tho Chief Commis-
sioner of Public Works for obtaining a good assort-
ment of lamps, brooms, mops, buckets, hose, &c,
sufficient to last for the remainder of the voyage.
We are aware that it is not usual for troops on a voy-
age to be allowed to land until they get to their desti-
nation, but should our Commanding Officer, taking in-
to consideration the nature of the expedition, and the
high character borne by the Detachment, grant this
indulgence, wo are sure that every one would consider
it a matter of houor as well as duty not to abuse it.
It is very pleasant and delightful of a fine clear night to be
on deck and watch the stars or planets as they make their
first appearance above the horizon, suddenly bursting upon
our view with a cheerful little twinkle and throw their sub-
dued rays across the intervening waters. There is no cere-
mony or grandeur attending their appearance, but they sud-
denly shine forth bright and happy looking, in a hitherto
gloomy portion of the horizon, and pursue their silent path
through the deep vault of heaven. If however we stay till
morning, and see the sun rise, a much grander aud more mag-
nificent spectacle awaits us. He sends his light before him to
herald as it were his approach, and soon we see the first bright
speck, gradually increasing from speck to segment, from seg-
ment to semicircle and from semicircle to circle, when finally
the whole of the magnificent orb shines forth in stately splen-
dor, and pursues his daily path, giving forth that light and
beat so essential to our globe and all mankind, while the sim-
ple star-rise is almost forgotten in the solemn and stately
splendor which accompanies the rising of the greater orb.
Ideas of this nature must evidently have actuated the manager
of our theatricals in arranging the programmes of his enter-
tainments, as, although it is far from our intention or wish to
speak lightly of the performance of Monday week, which was
in every respect excellent and amusing, it must be confessed
that the successive portions of the entertainment of Wednes-
day evening last, which drew forth Lursts of applausb from an
audience more delighted and more crowded if possible than
before, as far outshone and eclipsed those of the foimer occa-
sion as does the grand and stately appearance of the sun-rise
overwhelm in magnificence the quiet and simple beauty which
attends the first appearance of a star. We have often observ-
ed that our nautical friends on board evince to a great extent,
and more especially when hauling on the ropes, the existence
in their noddles of the bump of " deslructivencss," as, no
matter what they are pulling at, they invariably ejaculate
"down his house, heigh ho!'' In this instance however we
may safely predict that, whether their efforts are directed against
"Howse the Manager" or the "House Theatrical," either
house, to judge from tho grandeur of their first successes, will
effectually withstand all attempts at its destruction. In
connection with the play itself, we beg to congratulate all
concerned on the addition to the Company of that beautiful
and accomplished actress, Miss Matilda Uazel, who, in the
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
character of Ilosetta, combining becoming modesty with
charming naivete and frankness, acted most admirably, and
delighted the whole audience with the exquisite modulations
of her voice. The excellent acting of the gentlemen must
have been obvious to all, but, as critics, wc would beg more
especially to notice that of Messrs. Sinnett and Derham, the
former of whom as "Jerry Ominous," and the latter as his
uncle "Gcronimo," evinced great talent and a careful prepa-
ration of their respective parts. After the play a collection of
comicand other songs, such as probably have never before been
heard on board ship, and rarely, if ever, on shore, produced
loud bursts of applause. First came the Christy's Minstrels,
(for we can call them by no other name) a band of negro per-
formers of such rare ability and color, and with instruments
of so fine a tone and construction that, while at one moment
their entreaties to a certain "Susanna" not to indulge in tears
on their account, would all but affect the audience to indulg-
ence in the same weakness themselves, their jokes and antics
the next moment would make all laugh to an extent that
threatened immediate explosion, and cause them to think of
their own ribs in connection with some bones played by an
old friend of ours in his favorite corner at the back of the
Stage. Another gentleman appeared rather bilious, in conse-
quence, as he informed us, of his having detected in certain
mutton pies the flavor, not of pepper, potatoes, onions, or salt,
but of a patriarchal dog, in indigent circumstances, commonly
called Tray, whose existence had been suddenly terminated by
a dose of prussic acid. "Bobby Miles," who, by the by, imi-
tates Uobson as much as ever, told us a good deal, but net
quite all about a trip to Gravesend with his wife, and the
consequences. Since his marriage he has indulged in a new
suit of clothes, and has given further proof of his scientific
capabilities by the invention of a complication of machinery
which imparts to his head, while music is playing, a curious
kind of reciprocating motion, that produces a pleasing and
soothing effect on the audience.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
During the past week we have had the opportunity of ob-
serving a most remarkable species of ocean bird. Last Mon-
day the 6th inst., two Albatrosses first made their appearance
following our vessel, together with several Cape Hens and
Stormy Petrels, who accompanied us the whole day in a most
persevering manner, pouncing upon everything that was
thrown overboard as if they had been weeks without food.
The following day, the 7th, scarcely one of this large party
■was visible. The fact was we were almost becalmed, and,
curious to say, these ocean birds seldom accompany a vessel
except in rough weather. The next day the weather was very
unsettled, and we Again found ourselves in the company of
the two Albatrosses and their large retinue of Cape Hens and
Stormy Petrels. Wc cannot positively state whether they
were the identical birds who had followed us on Monday, but
in all probability they were the same. The Albatross gene-
rally frequents the vast expanse of ocean which lies to the
south of the Cape of Good Hope and Cape Horn, and seldom
or ever approaches the tropics. These birds, provided with
enormous wings, which sometimes measure as much as fifteen
feet in extent, follow and attend ships for many thousands of
miles, and even from one ocean to another. They arc exceed-
ingly voracious, and it is said they will even attack sailors
who may happen to fall overboard, in places where they
abound, if not immediately rescued by their comrades. It
was long supposed that the Albatross was peculiar to the
Southern Hemisphere, but a species has been found in con-
siderable numbers in the North Pacific Ocean about Bebring's
Straits, in pursuit of the vast shoals of fish which occur in
these regions. On the morning of the 8th, attention was
drawn to a most curious appearance which the water present-
ed. Streaks of a gelatinous looking substance of a reddish
brown color were observed floating and extending for several
feet in a zig-zag direction along the sides of our vessel. This
extraordinary looking substance was supposed to be the spawn
of some large fish, but, on examining a tumbler of water drawn
fr«m the dark brown surface, some curious transparent look-
ing creatures of an oblong shape, varying in length from one-
eighth to one-fourth of an inch, were visible. The head of
one of these creatures presented a most interesting subject for
reflection on the wonders of Nature. The moutb was sur-
rounded by a delicate fringe covered with very minute red
specks, which under the microscope would have presented the
appearance of transparent cylinders, furnished with suckers
capable of being thrust out, and adapted for seizing and hold-
ing tbeir minute prey. On each side of the mouth was a long
ienticle or feeder, whose office appears to have been to attract
the particles of food and conduct them to the animal's mouth.
After carefnl examination and close observation, we came to
the conclusion that these interesting little creatures were
small medusae, a species of liviug animal wc had occasion to
mention in the second number of our paper as contributing
largely to the production of that beautiful phenomenon the
"phosphorescence of the sea." Anxious to witness this curious
luminous property, I kept a few of these medusa- in a tumbler
of water until night, and, on agitating the water in the dark,
I had the satisfaction of observing bright specks of light pro-
ceeding from the bottom of the glass where the creatures were
lying : some of the sparks were very vivid, while others were
faint and scarcely preceptible. After a few minutes the emis-
sion of light ceased, but again appeared on stirring the water
after having been allowed to rest for a short while. The act
of stirring the liquid however soon caused the destruction ol
the medusae, and life being extinct they ceased to emit any
more luminosity. The discoloration of vast extents of the
water by these hosts of small animals is not an uncommon
occurrence in the Atlantic, but it is more noticeable in the
Arctic seas, where the water is most extensively colored of a
grass-green or an olive-green hue., owing to the presence of
millions of medusa? of microscopic minuteness. The '-green
water," as it is called, though liable to slight shifting from
the force of currents, is pretty constant in its position, occu-
pying about one-fourth of the whole of the Greenland Sea.
Mr. Scoresby an eminent naturalist computes that within the
compass of two square miles, supposing these animals to ex-
tend to the depth of two hundred and fifty fathoms, there
would be congregated a number which 80,000 persons' count-
ing incessantly from the creation until now would not have
enumerated though they worked at the rate of a million per
week. And when we considor that the area occupied by this
green water in the Greenland Seas is not less than 20,000
miles, what a vast idea does it give us of the profusion of an-
imal life, and of tbe beneficence of Him who " openeth His
hand and satisfieth the desire of every liviug thing."
Natviialist.
THE KAPIDS OF THE COLUMBIA RIYEK.
(Continued.)
It is surprising to see with what fearless unconcern the
savages about here venture in their light barks upou tbe
roughest and most tempestuous seas. They seem to ride upon
the waves like sea-fowl. In managing their canoes they
kneel two and two along the bottom, sitting on their heels,
and wielding paddles from four to five feet long, while one sits
on the stern and steers with a paddle of the same kind. The
women are equally expert with the men in managing the ca-
noe, and generally take the helm. Should a surge throw the
canoe on its side and endanger its overturn, those to the wind-
ward lean over the upper gunwale, thrust their p uldles deep
into the wave, apparently catch the water and force it under
the canoe, and by this action not merely gain their equilibrium
but give their bark a vigorous impulse forward. The effect
of different modes of life upon the human frame and human
character is strikingly instanced in the contrast between the
bunting Indians of the prairies and the piscatory Indians of
the Sea Coast. The former, continually on horse-back scour-
ing the plains, gaining their food by hardy exercise, and sub-
sisting chiefly on flesh, are generally tall, sinewy, meagre, but
well formed, and of bold and fierce deportment ; the latter,
lounging about the river banks, or squatting and curved up
in their canoes, are generally low in stature, ill shaped, with,
crooked legs, thick ancles and broad flat feet. They are in-
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
feric - also in muspular power and activity. Towards spring
the fishing season commences, the season of plenty on the
Columbia river. About the beginning of February a small
kind of fish, about six inches long, called by the natives the
"oolachan," and resembling the smelt, makes its appearance
at the mouth of the river. It is said to be of delicious flavor,
and so fat as to burn like a candle, for which it is often used
by the natives. It enters the river in immense shoals, like
solid columns, often extending to the depth of four or five
feet, and is scooped up by the natives with small nets at the
end of poles. In this way they soon fill a canoe, or form a
great heap on the river banks. These fish constitute a prin-
cipal article of their food, the women drying them and string-
them on cords. The "sturgeon" makes its appearance in the
river shortly after the "oolachan," and is taken in different
ways by the natives; sometimes they spear it, but often they
Use the hook and line, and the net. Occasionally they sink a
cord in the river with a heavy weight with a buoy at the up-
per end to keep it floating. To this cord several hooks are
attached by short lines, a few feet distant from each other,
and baited with small fish. Tins apparatus is often set to-
wards night, and by the morning several sturgeon will be
lound hooked by it, for though a large and strong fish it makes
but little resistance when ensnared. The salmon, which are
the prime fish of the Colujnbia, do not enter the river until
towards the latter part of May, from which time until the mid-
dle of August they abound, and are now taken In vast quan-
tities, either with the spear or seine, and mostly in shallow
water. An inferior species succeeds and continues from Au-
gust to December. It is remarkable for having a double row
of teeth, half an inch long and extremely sharp, from whence
it has received the name of the dog-toothed salmon. It is
generally killed with the spear in small rivulets and smoked
for winter provisions.
ON RAIN.
As we have lately had an abundance of the above article, a
few words on its nature and origin may I trust be possessed
of some interest to such as are not already acquainted with
them. Water poured into an open vessel is found to diminish
gradually, and eventually disappear altogether. Thisprocess
is termed Evaporation, but as it is an essential property of
matter that the particles composing any substance caanot be
annihilated, and although decomposed in infinitesimal por-
tions must continue to exist in some form or other, we know
that the water has only changed its form and ascended into
the air as vapor. Evaporation is favored by heat, as we have
ample evidence to show. Warm water for instance decreases
in bulk, as is well known, more quickly than cold, and wet
decks and puddles dry up more quickly in warm than in cold
weather. Whether however the process of evaporation be
visible or not, depends on the state of the surrounding atmos-
phere; i. e. if the surrounding atmosphere have a somewhat
lower temperature than the evaporating body, the vapors as
they rise become cool and are condensed being thus rendered
visible. If however the surrounding atmosphere have the
same or nearly the same temperature as the evaporating body,
the vapors are not condensed, and remain invisible. This is
evident from the fogs and mists which appear on the surfaces
of lakes and marshes after the sun has set and the atmosphere
cooled, but which are not visible by day when the sun is up.
The atmosphere always contains watery vapor in some form
or other, whether it exists in a visible state in the form of mist,
fog, or clouds, (the only difference in these three consisting
in the height to which they rise,) or whether it exists in an
invisible state as it does in clear weather. A proof of its ex-
istence ia the above state may be given by pouring cold water
into a bottle on a warm day, when the exterior surface of the
bottle will be soon covered with moisture, sometimes amount-
ing to drops caused by the condensation of the air surround-
ing the bottle, owing to the diminished temperature of the lat-
ter. In a similar manner dew is simply a deposition of mois-
ture oh the earth's surface, caused by the diminished temper-
ature of the lower strata of the atmosphere. Let us now
extend this principle to the upper strata of the atmosphere,
and it will be readily understood, that if a cool stratum conic
into contact with a warm one, condensation of the watery
vapor takes place, and it descends to the earth in the form of
rain. Aqdarii's.
(Jjoreicjtt Intelligence.
(From our own Correspondent.)
New York, Dec. 1st. — Since I last wrote to you nothing
new of a political nature has transpired, so I will send you
an extract from the Patent Office report as a gratifying index
of the general inventive industry of the country. In Prof.
Kennick's examiner's report we hearof the invention of a har-
poon which makes the whale kill himself. The more he pulls
the line the deeper goes the harpoon. Examiner Lane's re-
port describes various new electrical inventions. Among
those is an electric whaling apparatus, by which the whale is
literally"shocked to death." Another is an electro-magnetic
alarm which rings bells and displays signals in case of fire or
burglars. Another is an electric clock, which wakes you up,
tells you what time it is and lights a lamp for you, at any
hour you please. There is a sound-gatherer, a sort of huge
ear trumpet, to be placed in front of a locomotive, bringing
to the engineer's ear all the noises ahead perfectly distinct,
notwithstanding the rattle of the train. There is an invention
that picks up pins from a confused heap, turns them all round
with their heads up and sticks them in papers in regularrows.
Another goes though the whole process of cigar making, tak-
ing in tobacco leaves and turning out the perfect article.
One machine cuts cheese; another scours knives and fork.-;
another blacks boots; another rocks the cradle ; and seven or
eight take in washing and ironing.
There is a parlor chair patented that cannot be tipped back
on two legs, and a railway chair that can be tipped back into
any position without any legs at all.
Another patent is for a machine that counts the passengers
in an omnibus and takes their fares. When a very fat man
gets in it counts two and charges double.
There are a variety of guns patented that load themselves;
a fish line that adjusts its own bait; and a rat-trap that throws
away the rat, and then baits and sets itself, and stands in the
corner for another.
There is a machine also by which a man prints instead of
writing his thoughts; it is played on like a piano. And speak-
ing of pianos, it is estimated that nine thousand are made
everyday in the United States, giving constant employment
to one thousand nine hundred hands, and costing over two
millions of dollars.
$acal and JPitarjr Intelligence.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
Dec. 5th
" 6th
" 7th
• ' 8th
' ' 9th
' ' IOth
" 11th
During the post week.
Latitude. Longitude.
29°52'S. . . 40°04'W.
32°03'S. . . 42°40'W.
33°48'S. . . 44°it'W.
35° 15' 8. . . 46°35'W.
37°19'S. . . 47°23'W.
39°09'S. . . 49°06'W.
3U°24'S. . . 49°44'W.
Milt's Run.
S.S.W. 154 ill.
S.W. ts.s.n.
S.W.US. 137 m.
S.W.OV. Bin.
S.bW.VW. 131 in
B.W.V8. 137 m.
S.W'.bw34W.33m
To-day at noon Port William bore S.S.W.^W. 808 miles.
Jolics, &q.
A gentleman who had an Irish servant sent him one day to the farrier's to
get his horse shod. John, the servant, foolishly took up one of the shoe*
while hot and burnt his hand. On waiting at dinner the same day his mas-
ter asked him what he had done , and , on being told , he said to John ' ' You
should always spit upon a thing if you want to find out whether it is hot.
and if it goes phiz whizz you may bo sure it is hot." A few days afterward*
the gentleman had a few friends to dinner, and on taking a spoonful of soup
he burnt his throat and called out, "John how hot the soup ia." John
turning round said, "well, sir, I am sure it ain't for want of spitting in it ,
for if Ispat in it once I spat in it a dozen times, and it never went phiz
whiizall the time."
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£oni)5 and §)orirg.
"HOT WATER BELOW I"
ho fair one you have again taken pluck,
And obliged \i# to listen to more of your muck,
About giants, anil Jacks, and shadows, and dogs,
About noble biilln and slimy frogs.
So you're not "the chaj. wot snips" and fights,
You call yourself ' 'the chap WOl writes,"
You style yourself a noble bull, ha! ha!
Kun and tell such stuff to your mamma;
Once more oaten hold of her apron strings,
And tell her of ' 'Charley," the chap wot STINGS,
You think your sheepish poem sma-hes
Because yon underline it well with dashes, I
You portly say * 'come take it coolly,"
Now raj ! u frantic — quite unruly*
You know they did; we all remember
Your Breasted rag.-, thirteenth November,
When yon wool stamping o'er the deck;
oh! you'd liked to hare twisted some one's neck!
1 dare ha\ we'll hear of yon throttling a hen,
Endeavoring to think Its the ' 'hawk,'* miss "wren"!
So my "noble bull" you the "frog" have pitied.
Yet still you say the frog eat till he splitted.
What sickly nonsense to send to the paper!
Why I'd scarcely ose it to light a taper!
You say great lug deeds have bean dun.- by ' 'wee" men,
Masai you spreading a plaster or handling a pen?
At rolling up pills I'll allow you'ro a stunner,
But don't talk of ' 'tiring," you're an infernal bad gunnor.
You forswear ' 'ox-tait soup" — you deny you're a ' 'nobbier,"
Y''t you say you're a shark, and of course a great gobbler.
Take in.v advice, be a shark no more,
It'rt an infernal bad character at sea or ashore.
When next you write — write shorter, hit harder,
.And between ourselves no more of the lardek.
He's an ill-fed bull its clearly shown,
Who can boajri Oi nought but skin and bone;
Tho" * 'the Dearer the bone the nweeter tho meat,"
1 think ' 'noble bull" you'd bo no great treat.
Oh! thou skinny bull pray "go to grass,"
For at present by .love you are more like au ass.
Yon talk of being randy and always willing.
In the mighty DUBStOfJ that you're fulfilling.
You seem much more Uke a * 'peeler" tome,
"Who may always be found where lie ought not to be.
The noxt time you send me a "pill," "draught," or "julep,
Lei it I short and sweat, like a donkey's gallop."
Methinks my BUSTER has made you sore,
Do you want hot water? ' 'any more?"
THE CAPTURED PORPOISE.
Again the cry of ' 'porpoises" in heard,
(Ah yet we've neither caught a tish or lard)
Thin time our woi' thy "tar," a knowing coon,
Intends t" make anre work with Us harpoon.
Again be take* hi.- post as heretofore,
We wish him better lurk than he'd before,
Wo watch with intercut his every chance.
As oft the sea-swine glide beneath his lance.
His reputation being now at stake,
The first that offers on the hop he'll take;
At length one boldei than the rest advaie . ■.,
He's struck, but from his side the weapon glances,
Oft" on bis side he goes, and s. ■<■![!- to say,
"I'll have no more of this, there's some foul play.*
Hut yet again lie comes beneath the how.
As Id, mgb he wished we'd take hi* trunk in toWJ
His body now is by the lanre trau-tix M ,
And with the ocean now his blood is mixed .
Hi- oomrades horror sticken leave his wreck,
Wo with a lusty Cheer haul him on deck.
J. B. L.
THE PATH BEFORE US.
Now onwards push united comrades,
Unto our battle held ol lite,
We'll ne'er rapine tho' storms surround us,
Hut press on cnaerful 'mid the strife.
'Tis true our path is strewn with dangers,
The thnnderiug billows round its POST,
Vet golden nuggets shall repay us,
When we reach Columbian shore.
We'll build oursalTea some pretty dwellings,
By Prater 1 ! i hret (hir to view:
well civilize the Bquaw andVavage,
The Oospel Truths we'll teach them too.
We'll yield not there, tie.' hosts surround us,
But firmly duty's path puriUB;
For all who gild the page of story
Know these brave wold---- 'Dare and Do."
We'll ohaaathe dsex on the woodland mountain,
Tho Bear and Elk we ne'er shall miss,
BhOt -hall echo thro' glen and forest,
Our spear shall bring us dainty fish.
80 forward then with bright eyes beaming,
Try not lose the conqueror's crown,
With lifted arms lot's seiw our toll-right,
We'll take it, wear it, 'tis our own.
By onr country we've been highly honored,
Who selected us the chOStfl few,
Let no one therefore waste his talents,
But each resolve his bent to do.
Then when retired and freed from labor,
Triumphantly we'll tread the plain,
Then Fortune's pencil shall be waiting
To write our names in book of fame.
(TorrcspondciKf.
To the Editor.
Sir, — Last Saturday morning a vast amount of light penetrated the great
saloon in the ' 'City." Many conjectures were set afloat as 10 the cause of
so extraordinary a phenomenon, till at length the curiosity of every on«
was satisfied by the discovery that the skylights were undergoing the puri-
fying and cleansing process recently invented and patented by our zealous
Chief Commissioner of Public Works. This invention having met with
such decided success, I venture to suggest that it- general adoption would
meet with the approbation of all the inhabitants of the * 'City," and might
be BMlly applied in clean- bag the interior of Lons-bOBJt Crescent, Duck Lan«
and Fowl Alley, where a large amount of Vegetable and animal matter has
been known to accumulate. Should it bIbo answer for cleansing paint ami
man ropes, the vicinity of Poop .Scpuare and Fire Bucket arcade offer plenty
of scope to the talent and energy of the patentee, who, though he DO
realize a large fortune by his Invention, will at least receive the thanks of
those who benefit by it. Observer.
(fomnmlrums.
XVI. Why may the English be considered the worst judges of cattlti in
the world?
XVI7. Why are men happier with two wives than with one?
Will. Why does a donkey prefer thistles to grass?
Answer to XIII. Because it is a fellow feeling for a fellow creature.
" XIV. Because the King was (missed) mist while tho Queen was
(reigning) raining.
" XV. One kisses his missis and the oth«*r misses his kisses.
Answer to last week's Love Letter:
1 Read down and up and TOU will see
That I Lore yon it" yon lore ma,
And if that you should lore me not
My love for you muai tie forgot*
2 Bead up and down and you will find
That I'm tho girl just to your mind
And if your love to me is true
You'll find that mine's the name to you.
Matilda.
3Uui;rtiscmfnts.
Theatre Royal, "Thames City."
THE MAN'AOEK has the honor to announce to his fellow citizens, that
Otpt. Luard, Lieut. Palmer, It. E., and Dr. Seddall have kindly con-
seuted to appear, on Wednesday next the lstfa iunt . , in that catenated
end langheMn Veroe, entitled,
iboix: ^ustid cox.
BOX CAPT. Ll'ARI'.
Oox, Lieut. Valmer.
Mrs. Bouncer Dr. SHUULL.
After which there will be a variety of Sentimental and Comic Songs, and
during tin- evening the far famed CHRISTY'S MINSTRELS will have the
honor of appearing.
a^- Doors open at G.30 p. m., performance to commence at 7 o'clock
precisely.
Reserved seats for Ladies only .
Tin 1 encouragement which the Theatrical Company have hitherto met with
In their endeavors to afford some amusement to their companions during
their long and tedious pasaagi has man sod them to establish it as a perma-
nent affair, and to earry out on shore that which h;is he< n so successfully
commenced on board ship* To do tins it would be necessary to raise a fund
sufficient to enable tin- Company to purchase suitable scenery and appoint-
ments. If therefore such an undertaking should meel the approval of
their companions and they are willing to ooutribute a trilling sum towards
it- accomplishment, they are requested t" signify their assent to it by en-
tering their nun - a td subscriptions in a book which «ill be opened for that
by the Manager on Monday next. Proper arrangements will be
made tor appointing a committee to carry ou1 the design, and to purchase
a few necessary articles if possible at the Falkland Inlands,
The publication of the EMIGRANT SOLDOBS' tivzKTTE ano Cap
Chronicle was commenced at 2 p.m. , on the nth, and was completed at 2 p.
in. this day. PubUehed at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin.
"Thames City."
T:E33E3 EiZUCIGKFL-A-IISrT
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 7.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
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"THAMES CITY," DKCEMBER 18th, 1858.
Lat. 49.33 S. Long. 50.08 W. Full Moon, Dec.
20th, at 1h. 6m. p. m.
Well] wc have not anchored in Port William harbor yet,
though, from the many eager faces that awaited the arrival at
the main hatchway of the "abstract of progress" on Wed-
nesday last, and the excitement in the betting on the proba-
ble distance of the ship from port on that day, we feel sure
that the moment is anxiously looked forward to by all hands,
when the chain will once, more rattle through the hawse-hole
as it did for the last time on our own shores on the 17th Oc-
tober last. J' any of as, and especially the fir sex, will also
rejoice wheu the "Thames City" lies with furled sails as quiet
as a duck in a pond, aud no longer gives her inhabitants cause
to roam about the deck in a wild soit of manner, and with all
the appearance of semi, if not total intoxication, embracing
ropes, blocks, sails, or even one another in a most endearing
manner, and finally settling down into the lee-scuppers on top
of a plate-basket, or some other convenient article, with pro-
bably two or three other stout persons on top of them to make
the heap complete. During the past week the slightest allu-
sion to boats, oars,,or rollocks seems to have produced an in-
stantaneous effect on the hearers, causing them to prick up
their ears, as they think on the prospect of their very soon
hearing the splash of oars which they hope will ere long bear
them to land, and producing a '..atery sensation in their
mouths, as the connection of ideas is carried on, and visions
of fresh meat, vegetables, battled beer, soft tommy and pickles
float o'er their brain, and last, bat by ro means least, the
prospect of a good run on shore. Our voyage since leaving
Gravesend has been so protracted, that, although it was ex-
pected that we should spend our Christmas Day very near
Cape Horn, there appears to be every probability, from the
quantity of ballast and water that it will be necessary to pro-
cure in order to enable us to proceed on our journey, that we
shall at that time be anchored in Port William harbor. Snould
such be the case, we hope all will spend a merry and happy
Christmas Day. There will be something more congenial to
our feelings in being on such an anniversary, if not on land,
at least in harbor, where we may hear a bell summoning all
people to morning church, and although, after service is over,
we shall not, amid the rustling of Bilks and the buzz and
cackle about the sermon, see small boys issuing from public
houses with pots of foaming beer, and people of all sizes car-
rying along dishes of roasted meat and baked potatoes, which
smell so savory in the cokl frosty air that one almost feels in-
clined to beg a morsel, we at least hope that all hands will
have a jolly gocd dinner somewhere or other, and an equally
pleasant evening afterwards. Circumstances do not permit
our sitting round a good fire in the evening and roasting cbes-
nuts on the bob, (unless we could manage to borrow the stove
from the bedroom of Messrs. Box and Cox) nor indeed docs
the climate require it, and brandy does not wander about in
search of an owner to an extent that warrants any expecta-
tion of snap-dragon, but at the same time there is nothing to
prevent us all enjoying ourselves, and looking forward to the
day, far distant though it may be, when we shall spend an-
other Christmas Day in old England. We have heard it con-
fidently averred by a Scotch gentleman on board that his wife
(and she is by no means light) will trip up the gangway lad-
der after her trip on shore as light as a feather, and that on
this occasion no chains or tackles will be required; let us all
follow her example, and when the gang way ladder is finally
hauled up pursue our voyage with light hearts. Little dis-
comforts are a necessary ingredient of life on board ship, and
c vnnot therefore be avoided, but at the same time while put-
ting up with these, let all grumbling be smothered in the con-
sciousness that with our two weekly entertainments as much
relief is given to the monotony of the voyage as has been the
case with any ship that ever left her port, and above every-
thing, let one and all be thankful to Providence who has been
graciously pleased to conduct us in safety and with such free-
dom froni danger and accidents thus far on our tedious voyage.
♦— • — ♦
That "perseverance conquers" is a maxim the oftener tried
the better proved. With respect to our theatricals the truth
of this is weekly illustrated. What seem insurmountable dif-
ficulties are here treated as "trifles light as air," and the con-
sequence is that we have a stage machinery complete in every
particular, at least as far as can possibly be obtained by un-
tiring energy and perseverance in spite of great want of ma-
terial. Great credit is due to the manager and his assistants
tor the complete and able manner in which they so arranged
matters last Wednesday night, as to enable Box to go 10 bed
and Cox to fry his chop, and to empower either individual to
wreak his vengeance on the other by throwing his breakfast
out of a window. With reference to the players in that in-
imitable farce of Box and Cox on Wednesday evening, we
have but to say that their debut was in every way admirable
and interesting, that the moustache, &c, of the gentleman
who played the part of Mrs. Bouncer was caused to disappear
as if by magic, that his portly and noble proportions admira-
bly characterized the venerable female he personated, and.
combined with admirable acting, charmed and delighted all
who had the opportunity of hearing and seeing him. The
characters of Box and Cox were ably personated by Captain
Luard and Lieut. Palmer, who by their excellent acting gave
universal satisfaction, more particularly in those parts of the
farce where Box deplores the untimely consumption ot his
coals and candle, and the discovery that even his lucifcrs are
not saced from the supposed pilfering of the innocent Boun-
cer, and also where Cox discovers that some mysterious hand
has abstracted his chop, used his last lucifer, and even invad-
TIIE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
ed the sancity of his gridiion. We were glad to see that the
merry faces in every part of the house showed the interest all
felt, and the amusement they derived from the excellent act-
ing of these gentlemen, who kept up the interest and fun in
au ahle manner to '.he conclusion. Before concluding our
critique, wc must beg to say that sincere thanks are due to
our Captain and Officers for the lively and personal interest
they take in endeavoring to lessen the monotony of our dreary
voyage. The Christy's .Minstrels were, as before, highly
amusing. The description of a dinner that was eaten by
their leader, resembled much more a description of the pro-
bable lading of our provision boat at the Falkland Islands
tnan a meal (cod-liver oil excepted). We regret to Bay that
the individual who is so desirous of getting back to "Ole Var-
ginny" is not likely to have his wishes gratified, and we sin-
cerely hope that the gentlemen who requested the ladies to
marry are not imbibing the pernicious doctrines of the Mor-
mon persuasion, as we strongly suspect that they have already
succeeded in persuading a fair one, each of them, to come on
"t'other side of Jordan." The rapturous encore accorded to
Serj. Major Cam) on his first appearance needs no eulogium
from us. But to those who were denied the pleasure of hear-
ing him we have but to say that our worthy ,S. M. was in full
tune, that his black eye was all perfection, and that the lovely
episode in the life of a broom-seller was most musically nar-
rated to a pleased and gratified audience. We cannot con-
clude our somewhat lengthy critique without mentioning Sap-
per Hughes, whose well tuned voice and harmony in the
beautiful song of the "TrystingTree," called forth the hearty
applause of all, especially the ladies, whose tender hearts are
always touched by the recital of such scenes and associations.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
We continue our remarks on the interesting facts connect-
ed with the Natural History of the Ocean by making a
few observations on its depth. Within the last few
years numerous experiments have been made at different lo-
calities, and by different individuals, with a view of ascer-
taining the extreme depth of the Ocean, but latterly our con-
clusions have been formed more from inference than from
direct evidence. The bed of ttie Oceanic waters presents ir-
regularities and roughnesses, hills and valleys, plains and
slopes, similar to those which mark the surface of the dry
land. Off a low, level and sandy shore, the sea is in general
shallow for a considerable distance; but close to 1 old, tower-
ing rocky cliffs it is generally very deep. A very simple expi r-
imeut will give us some idea of the depth of the ocean. If wc
were to place a thick coating of wax over the bottom of a dish,
taking care to make a very Irregular Surface with cat if
prominences of all forms and sizes, we should probably have
a fair idea of the solid surface of the globe. Let us then pom
water upon it until the surface of the water should equal that
part which is exposed, and it is clear the average depth of
the one will be equal to the average height of the other. Hut
we know that the proportion of the water of the globe to the
land is as 3 to 1; if therefore wc increase the quantity of water
until the proportion is as 3 to 1 it is evident that the d< ptb
will have increased in the same ratio. We may therefore with
high probability conclude that, as the greatest height of the
land is about 5 miles, the greatest depth of the water doi > not
much exceed 12 or 13 miles, while the average depth may be
about 2 or 3. Captain Sir JameJ Ross, in his voyage to the
south, made some enormous soundings at sea, one of which,
t)00 miles off St. Helena, extended to tho depth of fiOOO fath-
oms, or 30,000 feet, or nearly 5} miles ; the weight-employe id
amounting to 450 lbs. Another, made in Lat. 33°. 4/ S. and
Long. 9° W. , about 300 miles west of the Cape of Good Hope,
occupied 49£ minutes, in which time 8226 fathoms were sound-
ed. These facts are thought to disprove the common opinion
that soundings could not be obtained at very great depths.
Captain Denham sounded in the South Atlantic, between Rio
Janeiro and the Cape of Good Hope, 7.706 fathoms, or4G,23(J
feet, something more than 7 geographical miles. Now the
highest summits of the Himalayas are little more than 28.000
feet. The sea-bottom has therefore depths greatly exceeding
the elevation of the highest pinnacle above its surface. The
mean depth of the sea is, according to Laplace, from four to
five miles. If the existing waters were increased only by one-
fourth it would drown the earth, with the exception of some
high mountains. Professor Maury has madesome interesting
observations on the depth of the Atlantic. He lays, "The
basin of the Atlantic Ocean is a long trough, separating the
old world from the new, and extending pro lie to
pole." The Ocean furrow was probably scored into the solid
crust of our planet by the Almighty hand, that there the wa-
ters which he called the s-a^ mi ,'iit lie gathered together, SO
as to let dry land appear, and tit the C irth lor the habitation
of man. from the top of Chimborazo to the bott' in
of the Atlantic, at the deepest place yet reached by
the plummet in the Northern Atlantic, the distance in a ver-
tical line is nine miles. Could the waters of the Atlantic be
drawn off so as to expose to view the great sea-gaab which
separates continents and extends from the Arctic to the Ant-
arctic, it would present a scene the most ragged, grind and
imposing. The very ribs of the solid earth with tin- found i-
tions of the sea would be brought to light, and we should
have presented to us at one view, in the empty cradle of the
ocean, a thousand fearful wrecks, with that horrid array of
dead men's sculls, great anchors, heaps of pearl, and inesti-
mable stores, which, in the poet's eye. lie Bcatti red in the bot-
tom of the sea, making it hideous with sights ot ugly deith.
The deepest part of the Atlantic is probably som -where be-
tween the Bermuda* and the Grand Hanks. The waters of
the Golf of Mexico are held in a basin about a mile deep in
the deepest part, and there is otthe bottom of the sea bet*
Trinity Bay, in Newfoundland, and Valencia Hay, in Ireland,
a remarkable steppe or plateau, on which the Atlantic Tele-
graph Cable, that wonderful achievement of science ami art.
bat been recently laid. Such are a few of the marvellous
facts which the vasl ocean presents for our investigation, and
let us remember, whilst we reflect on the nature of the water
of the ocean, on its vast expanse and immeasurable di p
and on the countless variety of animated creatures with which
it abounds, that we are marking the footsteps of Him whose
"way is in the sea and His path m the great waters."
Naturalist.
To the
Dbab Mb. Sditob, — Thedrcomsl tyromd
i f it n Jit .'^ . in search ol .i shaving tackle with which be
might share a sheepskin, in order to convert ft into a banjo I
with the c o that we are go expected to u
ant with wilit abim&lai t i ■• »n, and where we hope, hi the lan-
guage ofoui C't Laureate, to ■ ' bring down a tb oar rule the l.lk and
Bighorn," has induced me to eirks nl.it \, to the
enr ng and dressing of ^k as. From the perusal and simple practical appli*
iii i lie in i 1 1 ii i son e ef oar party may be enabled to i I
count forclol . . the skin of such anion li
I,., fortunate enou ;u to "bag." There are doubtless many ol youi
droady well skilled in these matters, and whomaj inu
lit (Veil
I'}' them e
| 1( i iod, 'en illj ai bj i. n wl
and soap Id the instance above referred to, u we shall n il be ■ ur] i
ere long, Hie lei in r n tic] -■■- to 1 II m Kit, and
nth even thi Be menus be no leu ">* it.
1, pre I toa tiuveller irr an uncivilised country,
i, its and
thai Me hide -in old be wasted. b de i~ Hayed
it it B net inien led in dross t. it should he laid out in the sun. it
sun-dried twlllkeep, If rubbed over with v
it will keep better. If wth siit. better Mil. Bmuk'ng hides
ring fire has a strong preservatlvi tsttlnaf.
v, iter.
■j. in ,: ns there la no . it Is hard work 1 1
w:,nt; ckthei d crumpling and Btretching onl withthebai
tbout wit li the (bet. A go it-skln tak<
D ux-liido takes two persons ;i dayanda half or even two
flabor. It s the simplest plantobegin upon the skin half an
a Irs i a il y :: If oj sllou -l i" ilry i( must be » [ten-
ad again by damping, not with water n - it dry
andnard, out with whatever tic natives generally employ; thus clotted
mitliiinilliiisee.il il is u. e.l n Abyssinia, cow-dung bj the Cat
i i. When a skin is put as bt It must be rolled up, lest
1 1 should I me dry by the morning. Seme pro se i- usual!] required by
the time thai Hie |k il is Irilf ,ln <-e,l to mile' li lli ' pie.
8, 'tie- greater part of skins, however, go through still another operation
afterward* (besides dressing), which gives them a e,re itt I I due, and ren-
AXD CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
ders them much more serviceable, that is the process of smoking. For this I
a small hole id ring in the ground and a fire is built in it, with rotten wood,
which will produces great quantity of smoke without much blaze, and :
■evcra! sniall poles of the proper length stuck in the ground around it, and
drawn and fastened together nt the top (making a cone), around which the ;
t-khi is wrapped in the form of a tent and generally sewed together at the |
edges to secure the smoke within it. Within this the skins to be smoked j
are placed i aud in this condition the tent will stand a day or two inclosing
the heated smoko, Tbjs i» the mode adopted by the North American In-
dian*, and Cat 1 In, in describing it, adds : "By some chemical process or j
other, wh'i h I do not understand, the skins thus acquire a quality which
enables them, after being ever so many times wet, to dry soft and pliant aa
they were before, which secret 1 have never seen practised in my own coun-
try, and for th<- lack Of which all our dressed 6kins when once wet 8X0, I
think, chiefly ruined. "
And now. Mi'. Editor, you will be thinking that I have come to the end
of my, or I might mure appropriately say your tether. I only hope that
your reader* have been able to follow me with interest through the para-
graphs of this article, which is I must confess a somewhat dry one, but I
am sure that any who may now make notes from it will hereafter derive
Borne little benefit. Another week I propose continuing this article, and
in.|T nji liitun m v imoiis to put them up to a few more dodges equally as
useful, anil porhaps more interesting than preserving skins. In the mean
time 1 cannot do better thausubscribejmyself as your obedient servant,
Peter Simple.
Ijtatral and |ttilttarj| Jniettioenec.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Latitude.
Lonpntudc.
Milos Run.
loc. 12th .
. 40°38'S.
. 47° S'J' \V. .
S.E. 109 m.
■ ' 13th .
. 42°15'S. .
. 47°47'W. .
. S.KE- 88 m.
" Hth .
. 44°28'S. .
. 48°35'W. .
. S.bW.WW.139m
•' 15th .
. 4. r )°ll'8. .
. 48°5.V\V. .
. S.bW.^W. 46 in.
" 16th
. 4B°27'8.
. WWW. .
. S.S.W. 82 m.
" 17th .
. 47°57'S. .
. 50°03'\V. .
. S.MV. 91 m.
•' 18th .
. 49°83'S.
. S0°08'W. .
S.J^W. 96 m.
To-day at noon Port William bore S.S.W. 3112 miles.
We were happy to hear yesterday morning that the Commanding Officer
had at length Issued an order that of late ban been much wished for, viz:
that we are not for the present to be required to show feet at the morning
pandas. The certainty thfvt our as yet tender "understandings" would
for many a day have to be exposed to a somewhat uncongenial climate, anil
that , like young bears, all uur troubles are before us, has no doubt induced
him to allow mm to preserve our extremities from the frosty blasts of the
South Atlantic.
A SKETCH FROM REAL LIKE OF TWO VERY OLD SOLDIERS.
A long way buck in the avenue of my life, perhaps rather more than a
quarter of a century ago, I can remember a poor old soldier who had been
in the American War, and had fought at the battle of " Bunker's Hill."
He had been frosl -lit ten and crippled in a winter's campaign, and had suf-
fered so much that he was unable to walk, or even to stand without incon-
venience. Through somebody's kindness, for out of his pension it would
have been impossible to eava money for the purpose, he had become pos-
sessed of a donkey, on which he seemed literally to pass his life. No one
wasevrrkiiov.n to have seen them apart except an old woman who took
charge of him. that Is to say, who conked his meals, put him to bed, anil
dressed him Mil pitched bis clothes when necessary, lie and the donkey
were in fact OS one animal, and they wandered upand down the Streets of a
pin ill town ; n an out-of-the-way district in England, in any direction that
suited the fancy of the donkey rather than under any guidance from Ins
master. The cold which hid Bmitten his limbs had also settled on his face
with an air of tn stinesa, and he looked almost as it" he belonged to another
world, lie retained as a fragment of his military service an old three-cor-
nered cocked hit. which he aTwaj - wore perched on the top of an old \\ elah
wig and a flannel nightcap. a, dingy coat with velveteen breeches, thick
worsted stw kings, and shoes ornamented with broad brass buckles complet-
ed his costume. An old hunting whip was also carried about in the hands
which bad so long been fimilar with Brown Bess; altogether it was a very
grotesque figure, but it bred no feeling of insult or ridicule; on the contrary
he was always regarded with a sort of good natured respect, and a kind
word was nlwoys i ei dy for him as be passed. Gentle folks of the good old
stock know well that nothing of their dignity is lost by frequent Intercourse
with thatr poorer neighbors, on the contrary, by taking an interest in their
welfare, Bnd showing 1 hem at ail Opportunities little acts Of k mines-, love
and good (eel ng on both Bides are engendered. Only upstarts ami half bred
Ppopi tri il '' inooj with slights and scorn. Of the battle of Hunker's
Bill he could tell but little, there was a great "wurl" and a great smoke,
and '*Lord blots ye, my dear, the Americana hopped about like sqo rrela
from hush to bush, so that a follow couldn't get a poke at them with his
baggpnel . " bul ■>- a traveller his pretensions in that sequestered place were
very great, and f • w wll f animals, whether real or fabulous, could be men-
tioned but ho was ready matantly to exclaim with an air of Indisputable au-
thority that he h id seen them all alive in America. He bad no relat vesof
any kind, and when nature grew tired of the contest for life he dropped
quietly and nun ticc ! from the donkey to the grave.
Many- year later tn I f«\ 1 WSJ Visiting one day an old village Church in
Englaii- 1 , aivt.inp'ti ■■ . I v the sexton, who was a little old man with a stoop
and asquint; (lurch he knew little, and seemed to care lees, but
he was not long bt-l be I! and an Cpportun ty to nay that he had been a
soldier ntle.thi Imont in the Peninsular War, and had shared in the
slashing rhai pt the French from the height of Bus.ico. But
the crown ru 1 fe was an adventure in which he was a single
actor, and ot th pr w» ss he had then shown any man might hnvc been
proud. His story was that be was on an out-picket, and had gone to a
neighlwring fountain for water; he had placed his musket against a stone
and was stooping to drink when he heard a noise behind him : turning round
he saw three F'rench "Chasseurs" gallop at him from behind a clump of
trees. He seized his piece in an instant, fired, and the foremost man and
horse fell. He then dashed at the second and disabled him with a bayonet
wound in the thigh. The third "Chasseur," seeing the fate of his com-
rades, took to flight at once. 1 am afraid he must have seen something like
a look of incredulity about my face as his story was going on, for he took
out, when he had finished, from his bosom a bit of paper, dirty aud almost
ftlbng to pieces from old age and constant folding and unfolding. It was a
document under the hand of one whose name is often repeated when Eng-
land's greatest battles are talked about, stating that the bearer on a certain
day had brought in two wounded prisoners and a horse, and that a second
horse was found lying dead at a short distance frojn the picket house. So
hie story was corroborated, and it was no doubt true ; the bit of paper ho
carried always in his bosom; it was the patent of his nobility among brave
men (like the bits of ribbon on several breasts in the ship) ami as dearly
prized as if it had been a badge of Knighthood. It has no doubt gonedow u
with him into the grave, and is now mouldering away alongside of his bra\e
old soldier's heart in the quiet dust.
THE TRANSMIGRATION OF SOULS.
The melancholy episode to which the following dialogue has reference is
believed to have occured once upon a time on board aship in the South At-
lantic Ocean, nt no great distance from the Falkland Islands.
(Scene) a "Long-boat." (Dramatis persona?) Two solemn but seedy
looking animals in an advanced stage of decline, the one called "Sammy"
the other * *Jirnmy." Jimmy — ' ' I say Sammy! do you believe in the d<»e-
trine of the transmigration of souls?" Sammy — "Well, notexactly. Why
do you ask?" Jimmy — ' 'Because 1 have a dim recollection of being once a
sheep, but I'm blessed 'if I'm anything but a parcel of skin, bones and ticks
now." Sammy — ' 'Well you're uot far out there; but I say Jimmy, do you
think they are meditating murdering us deliberately?" Jimmy — "No, no
Sammy, I wish they would murder us, but its my firm opinion that they
are trying to see if we can live upon nothing." Sammy — "Ob! Jimmy, I
feel so faint! I say Jimmy did you ever hear the story of the man who made
his horse wear green spectacles and got him to live upon shavings and fancy
they were gross?" Jimmy — No, but I wish they would give us the same
chance; even shavings would be better than nothing. By the bye Sammy
I dare say they could got us some grecu spectacles at the Falkland Islands."
Sammy — "We are Bpeeticles enough already. I shall never see the Falk-
land Islands. Oh! Jimmy, is'nt it horrible! I feel sure I'm going to give
up the ghost! oh! oh! oh!" Jimmy — ' 'Don't take on so, Sammy. You'.l
6oon be all right again." Sammy — "No I shn'nt. I feel I'm dying fast.
Goodbye, Jimmy. Give my love to my family. Going — going — going —
guggle." (Enter butcher, who puts au end to the conversation, and cuts
Sammy's throat to save his life.)
JoltlJS, tvq.
Pat's Idea. — 'Why don't you go on making the pudding Judy?' 'Arrah,
bad 'cess to you Pat, how can I widout the shuet?' ' But w here's the shuet?'
'Divil a one o' me knows; it's not to be found anyway.' 'Be the powers
but its that divils clip of a cat that's at his ould work again. I'd bet a brass
far den.' 'Well sweet bad hick to you Pat, but you've a dirty t< n.ue in
yor head whin you like, to be thrying to make an innocent baste answer
for yer sins in that way.' 'Och! Judy, but its yerself and yer growlin'
that's squeesen the life out o* me; can't yo whist an I'll thry an find the
shuet to-morrow.' 'Well may I niver ate mate agin, but that man's killin
me be inches; to talk of findin the shuet jist whin 1 don't want it, an we
wid nothen to ate but a dry rib of 'Cot.een' the on hi BOW. 1 'Hurroal Judy
darlin, 1 have an idaah!' 'Tell us it then Pat, for be the holy it's the first
one iver yo had.' 'Just cut up some small pieces of fat pork, an put them
in the . puddiu; 1 mind now we had to do that same wonst oo boord-Bhip,
somewhere about the Atlantic amis ; I think the shuet got somewhere far
into the hould ov the ship, among the rats, and there wasn't a man or cat
bould enough to fetch it out.' 'Is it cut up the ould sow to put in the pud-
din, an is that what ye call an Idaah; may ye niver have another one isiny
heart's wish.' 'Thry it anyway acushla. *l couldn't doit Pat, for t wint
to me heart's core to see ye puttln a knife in that poor wit In-red ould sow,
that was like a mother to us. But sure I don't want any ill feelin bewean
us, so I'll thry the Idaah, if me feelins '11 let me.*
The Prince of jokers among gentlemen was the Ear. Sidney Smith, who.
from all accounts that have hcen published respecting him seems to have
lived in a perpetual atmosphere of pleasantry from the time be entered the
breakfast room of his parsonage house in the morning (when the servant,
instead of being told to draw back the curtains, was desired to glorlty the
room) till he went to bed at night. His funny sayings are known all over
the world, but most of them will bear repetition. Be was taking Leave of
the fir>t bishop appointed to New Zealand at a time when the aborigines in
that Colony it era very numerous, and by no means pleasant to come In con-
tact with, on account of their inclination towards cannibalism, lie told the
bishop by way (.fa finish to his adleux, that he hoped he would not disagree
with the man that ate him. He then recommended him to he careful as a
h .-le-p ought to observe the rites of hospitality, especially towards the na-
tives, adding that it might perhaps be considered a sort of compl merit to
them if he always kept a cold clergyman on the sideboard by way of lunch-
eon in the forenoon.
A neighboring Vicar had a little girl who, in repeating her lesson in scrip-
ture history, persisted In calling the patriarchs "partridges"; when thi«
was mentioned to Sidney Smith, he told the child that she must he a vcrj
naughty little girl to "make game" of the patriarchs.
Lord Brougham was passing him one day in London in his carriage; tie-
carriage had Lord Brougham's initial letter B on the panel, flldn? y Smith
observed to his cm pan son, * 'There he goes with a B{ee)outside and a wasp
in."
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE
£ong<> and {Jortrg.
A Ml'STARD PLASTER.
A pretty iluty now devolrc* "n me
Touiwn that chap's rubbish, No. three;
To my motto I intend to stick ;
I'll crow and conquer too, old Flick.
So the hole of Hi«- bull and frog
Saa mads you marl, you silly dog!
Talking of dogs, in there any danger
if 1 Ulnitrate that one in the manger,
That greedy cor, snug in the feeding box,
Who could not eat the hay, nor give it to the oxf
Yon are like that dog, you can't claim all the merit.
And yet you seem unwilling to give me a share of prkdit;
in "poem writing" I mean — now ain't yo^«RKKI)v ,
But dam' in'- some "t \<n it's lire precious skkdt;
V«>ti talk of MiNF. u ntcfa — that's not gentility;
I w rite witli BUQAH01 sir, — also ability.
My i>.\siiiMi lines you call, wir, absurd;
The Maine to yours, — upon my word!
You call me an ass, — now I moat h;iv,
You are tin- biggest am. yon first l»'#in to bray.
ha to the shark, it was never my wish or intention
To possess that monster's hungry propeusion;
Merely as an illustration did 1 wish
You to understand me as that fish.
In firing too you wish to take the shine,
In one sense you do — with your carbine,
To be a gunner milit.hkk 1 don't presume,
You'd heat me at fku-de-joik, you can't at pku-pe-plvmi.
I don't mean, sir, tin' plumk in your Sunday hat;
The pllmk's my pen— please remember that.
How many times am I to ask forsooth
Why, when yon write, yon do not stick to truth?
Tell me at once, I can't remembss
Putting myself In a passion last November;
You're in a passion bftener — lor you're defeated;
■ M course you won't confess it, you're bo devilish conceited.
You call my attention to your .-ting, ahl ah!
For such a sting u yours I would'nt trouble my mamma;
Such cheek as QUs is quite unbounded, — most ill-bred,
Don't rouse the Bull too much, or Frog you'll be in dread.
of what? why a tossing you little croaker,
Or perhaps a goring, — that's a choker!
Ynii call in.- a peeler — that joke you spoil,
(There was 1 when you wanted castor oil?
At my post , sir. and in glee quite rax,
To see tin- nice you were about to itll.
Oh I Gemini! the sight was so rery pretty,
I think 1 shall more about it in a future; ditty.
That thing you cull a BUSTSB is all bother,
It wasn't strong enough— «o spread another;
Yor blister KB I how I should like to kimw;
Not by pouring Such "Hot water down below."
i oan bear racb a Boaldlng every day,
l have no fear, so pqur awaj .
A pretty bauble you were spouting,
The tiling was lost but for the shouting
Of Captain I* . whose lungs ere sound,
lj they heard him under ground.
fa t was g I . ami we all rejoice
That he possesses so strong a voicej
On this head I have nothing more to follow.
Beyond that lie beats John EtfcGowan hollow.
VMiru next you take your pen in hand,
An explanation, sir, I must demand.
What do you mean by skinw, you lubber'
I'm as fat a- thou, but not -<< full of blubber.
Now go to bed, 1 think you've found your master;
I don 1 ''.ill thlBS i:i 181 Ml. hut a Ml BTAAD PLASTER!
ter, sir, n ii! never bjsb on me.
What mustard does on you— we'll wait and see!
THE THAMES CITIZEN.
The citi7«n^ t<. reel have gone,
The moon on our lee,
The LTeah'ning breeze with cheefnl tone,
- m'. i the dark blue sea.
The dolphin lea] ;■ om w ive to wave,
l ii [.ii- isphoi escence bright.
The flying ii-ii iiiin»> it to - i\e,
I Jud< - i.i- r * bj Sight.
Our gallant ship W I Ii dipper stein,
Flooghs t bron Jn the moon-lit sen.
Hut England still Is 1 red by them
U bo dow i epose in thee.
And though they travel o'er the main,
Their thoughts revert i" home,
Take courage then my merry men,
Wherever you may roam .
Bold chanticleer with loud clear voice,
Proclaims th' approaching dawn,
The gold tinged clouds bid all rejoice.
And bail the smiling morn,
Predicate of our future joya.
In our far distant land,
Arouse you then my merry boys
And lend a helping hand.
We cross the Equinoctial line,
Where Neptune reigns supreme.
He boards us with his razors fine,
His barbers and his cream,
Made from the sea*king's own^recelpt,
Nor rank nor grade escape,
His pill and draught, new hands must meet,
And wash after their scrape.
Time heavy hangs, the day seems long,
Yet jovial we can be.
To-night we have our round of song,
All join in harmony.
To-night we read our own gazette,
When gathered in a ring,
To-night on equal terms all meet,
With heart and voice to sing.
We have no store nor sordid wealth,
Though we may see the day,
But social intercourse and health
Will cheer us on our way.
As brethren let us still remain,
And jovial will we be,
Then let us all, my merry men.
In unity agree.
'•POOR JACK."
When lonely and far on the wild ocean wave,
How our warmest affections awaken;
And mem'ry clings firmly to all whom the grave
From among us so rudely hath taken.
Though he was but a non, poor ".hick" oft' amused us,
And his bark was a laugh as he galloped away;
His paw after fighting lie never refused us,
And his clear eye shone bright as the sun's sparkling ray.
How intently we need f we a&w him afar
In the waves mighty grasp QODly Struggling f»r life,
Had we seen it that clear eye bad shone like a stnr.
But alas! it's now dim, and he's given up 'he strife.
Then farewell to thee "Jack:" thou wer't faithful and true.
Though but a i r dog we'll regret thee,
May we ne'er want a friend we could liken to you,
Be H never the day we forget thee. C. S.
Notice. — To any man or woman desirous of making a fortune and bene,
fitting their fellow creatures. A. handsome reward Is hereby offered to any
person or persons Who will in ven l a certain mode of pr I ' 6lin |
among women, and preventing them from fighting with, teasing, abusing and
quarrelling with one another. The cure must be perfeel and involve no
bodily Injury .
(fomuwlnnns.
XIX. Why does a duck put its head under water?
XX . Why does a man who marries a widow do well?
XXI . Why Is a man who is restless at night tike a lawyer?
Answer to XVI. Because when the Pope sent them a bnll they thought it
a bore ( boar).
" XVII. Because with one lie is delighted and with two trans-
ported.
'* XVIII. Because he's an ass.
Hdfcrtiscment. 1 ;.
Theatre Royal, " Tliames City."
THE MANAGER of the above Theatre begs to Inform H ntrj end pub-
lic in general of this "City ," that th.- celel I I ly, bj Oliver
Goldsmith, entitled
"©ME Q-f OOPH -J' §>
Is In preparation, and will be presented on v. tt, cir-
cumstances permitting, when the entire store] ; slanted Company
will have Hn' honor "i appearing.
He takes tbJa opportunity of ezprcsi ' rtheliberal
support that has been given to the '•» il Fund," which
at 3 o'clock this afternoon amounted to d. As it is necessary to
close tli'' tfsl by Monday evenin ; re ri -
.,u. -t.il to apply i" Kicli. Wolfonden, Acting Secretary, No.7, Port Side,
Lower-deck street.
(Signed) AlF&ra II. Hown, M«J
Tho publication of the Emigrant Solsiibs' Qixsra UO Capu Ho**
CtmoMCLK was commenced at 2 p.m., on the 16th, and was completed at
4p. in. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front L'ubia.
•' Thames City."
TIHIIE] EUVTIO-n-A-TsTT
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
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"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25th, 1858.
[Price 3d.
She Emigrant Soldiers' tecttij.
"THAMES CITY," DECEMBER 25th, 1858.
Lat. 50.46 S. Long. 55.58 W.
Another great anniversary has come round, with its heap
of associations, and the recollections of happy hours spent
with pleasant companions, that possess such a charm for us
all and remind us so forcibly of dear old England.
Christmas time — with its visions of roast beef and plum
pudding, — holly and mistletoe, — Christmast trees and Christ-
mas presents, — prize turkeys and prize geese, — clowns and
pantomimes, — cheerful firesides and happy faces, — cold noses
and hot grog.
Christmas — the time that the school-boy looks forward to
as t'ne jolliest in the whole year, when he can sit down to eat
with the certainty of rising from the table with the loss of at
least the three lower buttons of his waistcoat and the two up-
per ones of bis trowsers, — when he can kiss his pretty cousin
under the mistletoe, and, emboldened by sundry glasses of
wine, even extend his enresses to the sly little housemaid,
causing both young ladies to blush incessantly for at least a
week afterwards, and to declare (although ihcy really like it
very much) that he is a "nasty rude fellow."
Christmas time, — when diminutive boys make slides on the
pavement to entrap wary old gentlemen with blue noses and
still bluer spectacles, and take a malicious de ight in pelting
policemen from round corners or behind lamp-posts with snow-
balls so hard as to cause temporary aberration of intellect on
the part of the policemen in question, and enable their tor-
mentors to escape with impunity.
Christmas lime. — when "cabbies" stand at the corners of
the streets, beating a tattoo with their hands and feet to keep
themselves warm, wad thing their own breath as it assumes all
sorts of fantastic shapes in the cold frosty air, and growling
inwardly, as the foot passengers pass on heedless of tin ir im-
portunities, preferring the healthy air and exercise to the close
an.l study feelii.g of a hackney cub.
Christians eve, — when boys go about singing Christmas
carols from house to house and from street to street; hoys so
small that, as they huddle round your door to keep one another
warm, the only fear is th 't, in the squeeze, one of them might
get jammed in the ke.\-hole or the letter box, bat who never-
theless contrive (o amass s.nnll fortunes, and forthwith pro-
ceed to invi st them, not in "Three per cents,'' but in mince
pies, sausage rolls and ginger papal the shop round the corner.
Christmas time,— when the butcher's boy has a pitched bat-
tle with the chimney sweeper's boy, in consequence of your
having given th • former 2s. and latter 2s. Gd. as a Christmas
box, thereby causing the "blackamoor" to chaff "greasy" to
an extent that injures his sensitive feelings.
Christmas Day, — when in England, even the poorest of the
poor are, we hope, enabled to have a better dinner than they
have had for some time before, and to derive warmth and
comfort from hot soup and a good fire, and when all, both
rich and poor, manage, in spite of the cold, to enjoy them-
selves more than on any other day in the year. Sucti in n
few words are some ot the associations with Christmas day
and Christmas times in old England that the recurrence of
this anniversary calls forth; and while in our lonely position
in the middle of the South Atlantic ocean, far away from such
scenes, we think of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters,
sweethearts and friends, whom we have left behind, let all de-
rive some satisfaction from the knowledge that we too arc
not forgotten, and that on this day a tie of thought is as it
were established and extended over thousands and thousands
of miles, through which all think reciprocally of those that
are near and dear to them, and look forward to a recurrence
of the happy days and scenes that are associated with this
the greatest of all anniversaries. We at one time expected to
spend this day in the vicinity of Cape Horn, and it is there
doubtless that the thoughts of all our friends in England are
diiccted. Latterly we certainly did hope, and not without,
reason, (for during the whole of the past week we have only
completed a distance of 247 miles) that we should spend it at
the Falkland Islands. This pleasure the wind however has
done its utmost to obviate, so under the circumstances we
must make up our minds to have as jolly an evening as pos-
sible. Anyway it is some little consolation to think that, be-
fore we do encounter the still colder blasts off Cape Horn, we
shall have a trip on shore, to send the blood once more circu-
lating through our veins, (an animal function that has of late
ceased altogether to act except during an occasional dance)
and that we shall at least have a good layer of fat beef, bot-
tled porter, &c, to fortify our inner man. There seems to be
something unnatural in separating Christmas day nnd Christ-
mas dinner, the lattT forming, as we are snre it does with
most people, the staple delight of the day; but, since present
circumstances must be put up with, we cannot do better than
wish every one a merry Christmas day and night, with the
hope that they will ere long have a real Christmas dinner at
the Falkland Islands, and that we may all live long enough
to enjoy in harmony and fellowship together many another
Christmas day in a better and more congenial spot than tin
South Atlantic Ocean.
The termination of one of the epochs of man's life called a
yenr is an occasion, of all others, the most calculated to im
press on us how stealthy, rapid, inexorable and irrevocable
is the march of man's great enemy "Time." Ere our nex'
publication is complctcd,thc year 1858 will have ceased lobe
and, ou looking back on the various events which hnve served
to distinguish it as a truly wonderful year, we cannot rcfraio
from briefly noticing, as one of the most important of tho*f
events, the birth and early career of the "Emigrant Soldier'*
Gazette and Cape Horn Chronicle." This magnificent publi
cation first saw the light at 7 p. m., on the 6th Nor. 1808
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
Great fears were entertained for the infant's safety, but, thanks
to a very fine evening, and the able support afforded to the
doctor and his nurse on this trying occasion by a number of
kind friends, it was ushered into the world under the most au-
spicious circumstances. Since its birth it has received every
possible attention and kindness that its tender age could re-
quire, and its friends seem to have vied with each other as to
who could best contribute to its welfare and prosperity.
Amongst other little contributions, medical comforts have not
been forgotten. A kind young lady sent us for the infant's
use (Charley she called it) a "pill'' and a "mustard plaster,"
both of which took great effect. One whipping has been al-
ready necessary, and a contribution of a jug of very hot wa-
ter, coupled with the offer of more if required, proved of
great service in these cold latitudes. Little inflictions like
these are, as all mothers know, conducive to preserving child-
ren in good health and spirits, and "training them up the way
they should go." With regard to our young progeny, Buch,
we are happy to saj', has been the case; it is getting on as well
as can reasonably be expected, and better than we ourselves
ever dared to hope, and we feel sure that our friends will bear
us out in the assertion that for its age (seven weeks to-day) so
fine a child has never been seen, not even excepting Master
Linn. In presenting therefore the final number of the "Emi-
grant Soldiers Gazette and Cape Horn Chronicle'' for the year
1858, we beg to express our grateful acknowledgments for
the patronage that it has received, and for the numerous tes-
timonials of approbation that have reached us from all sides.
We allude with pride and satisfaction to the success it has
achieved, and the position it now occupies as the reading pub-
lication of the deep. Brightest in the constellation of the
literary lights, the E. S. G. & C. H.C. is weekly rising higher
and higher in position, and whilst it continues to sparkle as
it does, there is not the least fear of any other star getting the
ascendancy and taking the shine out of it. In conclusion, we
beg to assure our readers that the eight weekly numbers for
the latter portion of the present year will, when printed and
bound, form one of the most magnificent and interesting pub-
lications in the world, and to call upon all who are interested
in our success to join with us in wishing the E. S. <;. & 0. H.
C. very many happy returns of this its first "Christmas day."
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
The next interesting subject which the ocean presents for
our consideration is temperature. The surface of the ocean
is warmest at the tropics and gets cooler and cooler ns we go
north and south, until we get to the poles, where we find water
converted into solid ice. The surface of the water is gene-
rally cooler at mid-day than the atmosphere (noticed in the
shade), but always warmer at mid-night. In the morningand
evening the temperature of the surface of the ocean usually
corresponds with that of the atmosphere. Banks diminish
the temperature of the sea, so that it is always colder over
them than where it is deeper; and the difference is greater, the
greater the shallows. So much for the surface of the ocean;
but the temperature of the ocean also differs according to its
depth; as water is a very slow conductor of heat, the upper
surface only is affected only by the influence of seasons and
atmospherical changes, and observation has shown that, in the
ocean the vicissitudes of season do not influence the temper-
ature of the water beyond the depth of 300 feet. Through-
out the whole of the deep ocean there is at a certain depth,
varying with the latitude, a stratum of water which maintains
invariably the temperature of about 39° 5'; this stratum marks
the influence of the sun's heat. In the equatorial seas the
line of unvarying temperature is found at the depth of 7200
feet. From this depth at the equator the line gradually rises
till it conies to the surface in Lat. 56° 2G' N. & S., and here
the water has the same temperature 39° 5' at nil depths. From
the latitudes named to near the degree of 70° the line de-
scends to the depth of 4200 feet, beneath which to the great-
est depth the temperature is uniformly that of 39° 5', while
that of the surface is 30° 1'. Thus the temperature of the
ocean decreases with the depth to a certain limit at the equa-
tor, and increases with the depth to a certain limit towards
the poles. Some interesting experiments have been made
with a view of determining the depth to which light pene-
trates the water, and the conclusions arrived at arc that the
propagation of light through water is not carried far below
the surface ; that its influence at the depth of 300 feet is
scarcely equal to the glimmer of twilight, and below about
700 feet there is perpetual darkness. Admitting this to be a
fact, founded on the most accurate of calculation, do we not
wonder how it is that the myriads of animals which inhabit
the depth of the ocean are thus left without the benefit of
light, but here again do we see the wonderful provision which
the All-disposing hand of Providence makes for his creatures.
We have had occasion to notice the light thrown out by count-
less numbers of organic beings which inhabit the ocean, giv-
ing rise to that magnificent and imposing spectacle the phos-
phorescence of the sea, and might we not venture to suppose
that the light thus produced in the extreme depths of the
ocean contributes in a great measure to supply the place of
the sun's rays, which do not penetrate beyond Too feet. One
important fact has suggested this notion, and it is this : we
have every reason to believe that Algoe or sea-plant j , which
constitute the food of large fish and afford shelter to small
ones, grow in great abundance in the extensive depths of the
ocean; now experiments have proved that plants cannot grow
and flourish without light, in fact that light is essential to the
growth of plants, and, as the light of the sun does not reach
very deep sea-plants, is it not natural to suppose that the light
constituting the phosphorescence of the sea answers the pur-
pose equally as well, especially as we are aware thai plants of
a low organization like sea-weed do not require the influence
of so strong a light as those of a higher organization?
There is yet one more subject in connection with the Natu-
ral History of the Ocean which merits our consideration, and
that is the formation of waves. Were it not for winds the
surface of the sea would ever present an unbroken andglassy
smoothness. The playful ripples which break the moon's
rays into a thousand sparkling diamonds, and the huge bil-
lows that rear their crested summits to the sky would be
alike unknown. If the direction of the breeze were exactly
horizontal, it is difficult to imagine how the surface could be
ruffled at all. but doubtless the wind exerts an irregular pres-
sure obliquely upon the water, a few particles of which are
thus forced out of their level above the surrounding ones;
these afford a surface, however slight, on which the air can act
directly, and the "fleet now goes on increasing every moment,
until, if the wind be of sufficient velocity, the mightiest waves
are produced. The progressive motion of the undulation pro-
duced appears like an onward flow of the water, but a bird
resting on the sea, or a boat adrift upon its surface is not car-
ried forward by the waves. There is merely a rise and fill
with them, except in the case of a strong continuous wind
which occasions a superficial current. Notwithstanding the
extremely agitated state of the surface of the ocean during
furious tempests, at a comparatively small depth it Is perfect-
ly tranquil. By experiments in 1836" it was found that, in wa-
ter 12 feet deep, waves 9 inches high and 4 or B feel long did
not sensibly affect the water at the bottom. The effect of the
strongest gales does not probably extend beyond the depth of
200 feet. The common saying of the waves running moun-
tains high is a popubr exaggeration. Viewed from the deck
of a vessel the immense undulating surface causes them to
appear much higher than they are, while theevcrchanging in-
clination of the vessel itself produces a deception of the
senses which increases the exaggeration. Experienced prac-
tical men have however made some observations which show
us their height. Taking theirstation in the shrouds, they have
proceeded higher and higher until the summit of the loftiest
billow no longer intercepts the view of the horizon. After
watching for a sufficient length of time to verify the deduc-
tions they descended, and measured the height of the point
of sight from the ship's water line; deducing half of this dis-
tance for the depression of the hollow below the level of the
surface, the remainder gives the elevation of the highest wave.
It is found that the waves do not usually exceed six feet in
height, except when cross waves overrun each other. The
highest rise noticed in the Mediterranean is only 16 feet', r.nd
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
20 feet off Australia. The French ship 'Venus,' in a recent
circum-navigation of the globe, met with no wave higher than
i3 feer. Off the Cape of Good Hope 40 feet is considered the
extreme height of the waves, or 20 feet above and below the
general level of the ocean. Although the height of waves
in a storm does not exceed 22 feet, the surf, half water and
half spray, rises at times above the head of the Eddystone
Lighthouse, which is 90 feet high, hooding the lantern in a
watery shroud and sometimes extinguishing the lights. At
the Bell-Rock Lighthouse the surf in a storm mounts to the
lights, which are 100 feet above the ordinary level of the sea.
At such time the column is felt to tremble when struck by
the hugli mass of the rolling waters. What a grand subject
lor contemplation is this? What is more eminently calculat-
ed to draw man's attention to the power and majesty of God
l h u 1 1 the consideration of a mighty tempest, and what can be
greater claims on man's grateful love and praise than the
wondrous deliverance He has so often wrought from its fury.
Naturalist.
showed him a gliiupso of tetter things above. Bid we not nil feel glad to
follow him itep by step as he worked his way from one grade to another, by
good conduct nnd constant bravery in notion, to a high rank in his profes-
sion? Was it not a pleasure to think of that good officer who made the poor
soldier his friend and pulled him up, in sheer love and kindness, on the
ladder of life? it was a pleasure too we connot help thinking to leave that
good officer dying, as a brave man loves to die, on the field of battle and
with the sh.nits .if victory echoing in his ears, and lastly it was no small
pleasure to leave • -Master Doubledick" himself living as a brave man loves
to live, doing his duty always, his services acknowledged and advancement
ElYSD Dim as In- deaotTed, with that priceless treasure, the chosen wife of
his bosom beside him.
|tat and iftilitarn ^ntclligcnrc.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Miles Run.
. W.S.W. 60 m.
. W'.US. 124 m.
. 8.S.W\7Um.
. N. 2 in.
. N.W.W.i:. ra.
. y.K.IiK>-,'K. 2a in.
. N.W.J4W. 33 ra.
To-day at noon Port William Lighthouse bore S.W.}.£W. $5 miles.
All obi sayings luwe something good about them, something that ought
not only to "bf nriKiiibered but also, if circumstances permit, to be acted
on. One of the Terj ofdttte for it has probably been repeated in one shape
or another not less than eighteen hundred years, is that "Christmas comes
but once a year ami that when it comes it brings good cheer." The cheer
with the greater part of us will not be nueh to-day or to-night as we could
dordre, but we hope to be pardoned for bringing forward for consideration
the question of an additional glass of grog. We know that every arrange-
ment for our comfort is in good hands, and we hope that in the little mat-
ter now hinted at we shall not bo disappointed.
Latitude.
Longitude.
lec. 19th
. 49°5t'S. .
. 61°3o'W.
" Mth .
. MPc:5'S. .
. H°WW.
" Vilst .
. 51° 10' 8.
. 65° .WW.
'• 22nd
. 61° 08' 8. .
. »u°35'W.
• • ■> ;rd .
. 6(P5S'8. .
. 55°53'W.
•■ 24th
. 81° OS' 8. .
. 65°20'W.
■• iotli .
. 40° 46' 8. .
. 65°6S'W.
Correspondence.
Till weather during the early part of the week was windy, wet, cold and
dismal, is the nose, throat and pocket-handkerchiefs of almost every one
of lU can bear witness, but on Friday the wind had lulled and the Bun re-
sumed a little of its warmth, comforting once more our backs and bosoms;
and the poor old year 1858, (tho bright and cheerful months of his youth,
manhood and old age worn through) ns if conscious that the last sen,- is
approaching, seems preparing to depart in peace. How fondly wo trusted
ere this to have been at anchor snug aud sheltered in Port William harls.r,
aud to have had the satisfaction on this Christmas day to have walked round
the. mess tables laden with good fresh fat beef, plenty of vegetables and
other th ngs to correspond! Few sights we could think of at the present
time could gladden us so much as this. In so small a community every
trifle acquires importance, and we feel bound therefore to record thedecuase
of the two little Kids, who In the storm of Wednesday morning, with the
wind singing a dismal dirge around them, gave up tho ghost at the feet of
our reverend pastor and master. 8cveral Albatrosses have been captured
and paraded round the decks like the spoils of war at a Itoman triumph.
Tho victor in this case, at whose chariot wheels the prisoners w--ro Isirne,
being Serjeant Lindsay. Neither conqueror nor conquered could haveBhown
a prouder or more defiant eye than did these haughty birds, with their bills
■ trapped down in the yuirl.r Master Serjeant's hand. They seem so friend-
ly to us, following us with their glossy wings waving in the wind like the
ensign of a foreign vessel saluting us on our onward path, that, although
their capture and their measurement from wing to wing is something to talk
of heremnor, wo confess to have felt a pleasure at seeing ooo of them sent
back again in freedom to his native clement. Some one on this occasion we
are t .1.1 h.ir.ird.il an inquiry as to whether the bird would be ready to take
the hook again if it funic in his way. The most facotions of Hospital or-
dcrlics.with his usual promptitude and acuteness, replied that there was not
much doubt als.ot that, as ho had already hooked it.
Tho usual theatrical performance of Wednesday evening was unavoidably
postponed, owing, wo regret to slate, to tho indisposition of some of the per-
formers, but, to prevent disappointment being fclt.Capt.Luard kindlycanie
forward and read to us the most appropriate and beautiful tile(bv Dickens)
of the "Poor Traveller." Do wo not owe Capt. Lnard our hearty thanks
for the gratification he afforded us? The story commences with the descrp-
tion of a heart-broken but high souled man. who, having quarrelled with
To the Editor.
Dear Mn. F.mTOR,— As the taste for dressing skins has. during the put
week, not alone been confined to those of Albatrosses, but even been ex-
tended to those of the twin progeny of "Mrs. Nanny <!.," I trust that tie-
f. ■«• hints I offered on this subject in your hist number have created some
Interest . 1 do not hesitate in forwarding the enclosed according tu my pro-
posal, which contains a few instructions for the easy preparation of parch-
ment, catgut, Ac.
The same sort of substance as that which is called parchment when made
from sheep or goat-skins, and vellum when from calves, kids or dead-born
lambs, cau be made also from any other skin. The raw hide is buried for
one or two days, till the hair comes easily oft', then it is taken out and well
scraped. Next ft skewer is run in and out along each of its four sides, and
strings being made fast to these skewers, the skin is very tightly stretched
out; as it lies on the stretch it is carefully scraped over, squeezing out the
Water; and, lastly, the skin is ground with rough stones, as pumu'estonc.
sandstone, Ac. It is now allowed to dry, the skewers being tightened out
from time to time. If used for writing the above will be f mad rather
greasy, but ox-gall will probably remedy this. In the regular preparation
of parchment, before taking off the hairs, the skin is soaked for a short time
in a lime pit to take out the grease.
5. To make catgut. Steep the intestines of any animal inwater for a dflx .
then peel oil' the outer membrane, which will roine off in long strips; th
should be twisted up between the hands and hung out to dry; they form
excellent sewing thread for skins, 4c. The next step is to tuin the gut in-
side out, scrape off the whole of its inner soft parts, what remains is a fine
transparent tube, which being twisted up tightly and stretched todry, forms
catgut.
6^ By boiling, or exposing to heat in hot sand, horn is made quite soft:
it can he moulded in what shape you will, and when cold it will keep it .
Not only this, but it can be welded by heating and pressing two edges to
gether, which however must be clean and quite free from grease; even Un-
touch of the hand taints theiu. Sheets of horn are awcll knowu substitute
for glass. Ox-horn is left to soak for a fortnight in a pond, then well
washed to separate the pith, and boiled again for half an hour. After this
it is sawn lengthwise and boiled continually until it is ready to split into
sheets; this is done with ft chisel . The sheets are again boiled, scraped of
an uniform thickness and set in shape to dry.
Thus fir hove I got, when the quantity that I have written tells me that
such la sufficient for tho limited space in your valuable columns. I only
hope that 13 months hence some few of your reader! may have profited from
these hints, and from the application of them have placed to tho good ac-
counts of their wardrobes skins in sufficient number to keep them warmer.
perhaps 1 should say to make Cham look warmer than at tho present time.
1 wish you and them all as merry a Christmas as is consistent with our pre-
sent desolate position, nnd look forward to our spending the one in th-'
' ' happy new year" before us in a moro congenial clime. I have only to re-
quest that yuu will not bo astonished if on some future occasion on another
theme breaks out your obedient servant, Peter Simple.
A YANKEE DESCRIPTION OF THE "IKON HORSE."
When we got to the depot I went round to get a look at the iron DOSS.
Thunderution ! It warn't no moro like a boss than ft meetin'-house. If I
was goiu' to describe the animulo I'd say it looked like— well, it looked like
—darned if I know what it looked like, unloss it was a he-devil, snortin'
snioko all round, and pantin', and heuviu', andswellin', and chawin' up
red coals like they was good. A fellow stood in a house-like fecdin' him all
the time; but the more ho got the more he wanted, and the more he snort-
ed. After a spell the fellow cfttchcd him by the tail, and great Jericho I he
set up a yell that split up the ground for more'n a mile and a half, and th-
next minit 1 felt my legs a waggiu' and found myself at t'other end of lb-
string of vehicles. I wasn't Bkeered, but I had three chills and a stroke ot
the palsy in less than five min.ls, and my face hail a curious browuish-yel-
lor-green-bloish color in it, which was perfectly unaccountable "Well
says I, "comment is supper-FlU008,"and 1 took a seat in the nearest wag.
in', or car, as they called it — a consarned long stcam-boat lookln' thing.
with a string of pews down each side big enough to hold about a man and a
half. Justae I set down the boss hollered twice and started off like astreak.
pitchin' me head first at the stomach of a big Irish-woman, and she gave a
tremendous grunt, and then catched me by the head and crammed me under
the soat; the care was ajumpin'and a tcarin' along at nigh on to forty thou -
sand miles an hour, and everybody was bobbin' up and down like a mill -saw.
and every wretch on 'cm had his month wide open and looked like they
was laflin', but I could not hear notion', the cars kept up sach a racket.
Bimeby they stopped all at once, and such another lalf basted out o' them
Laflin' at me toe, that's what mad»
, passengers aa I never hearn before. Laffin' at me toe,
his sweetheart and believing that the gates of the Paradise of her love were | me mad, and I was mad as thunder too. I ris up, and shakin' my fiat ai
for ever closed against him, in a fit of despair became a soldier. The esti- I 'cm, says I, "Ladies and gentlemen, look a here r I'm a peaceable stran •
mation in which soldiers were held in those days was very different from ger *■ and away the darn train went like small-pox was in town, jerkin'
that in which they are held now, when a soldier who docs hs dujb and holds me down In a seat with a whack like I'd been thrown from the moon, and
fast to a good reputation is respected and honored from one esJVf Britain the r cussed mouths flapped open, and the fellows went to bobbin' up and
to another. This poor soldier however, going fast to dwlructlln. met in | down again. I put on an air of magnlmoua contempt like, and took no
his downward path a guardian angel, who slopped and checked him and more notice of 'em, and very naturally went to bobbin' op and down myself
thy: emigrant soldiers- gazette.
ptUfi and jportrn.
[BISTMAS CAROL.
f»r kII the d»ys throughout th* y ■■ ir fur l«in^ blithe and rnY,
tiTal u rare old Chriotin .»-
• >f all t folk* i ifi happy be,
for in i r ih and jollit J.
■ the »ri"W , ih.it i Haute doth afford,
i utti the rbetti ■ baud ,
heei , old Kuftlund*! bawl .
. I thl in*'. the r.UII.-t lii- Ulf.-lt tlKWt.
Whil" nil then think QO their ■ '. .ir (Hands in OUT OWU native I iOd,
Let all r.dence, who, irlth Almighty hand,
Hath gul stormy see,
Wh" pa* it be DXlght 01 from Satan'* thraldom free.
\ • Brit una, I ill i onintae
i * Ehriitmai time,
Drown *ll thought ntented be,
Remember we're in dutj n the BOA;
dount 'tin for the b
I'ut titiM nti'l OOafldl BOS in Qod, t" Hun <ur prayers addi
. guard Luuhlp throughout -Mir future path,
■k fr"in angry Win ■ unpeet'S wrath.
Bteenwhils let's *\» od on oat u th. v do at home,
l*et'» have oar dnni •■, though wildlj shout the d« k- we roam.
\t friends, ami still we've one inure WOTd to say,
i m mj knot]
—»*-«>-
MATILDA'S CHRISTMAS BOX.
Well you've N|| DM a ' 'pill" arnl a ' 'inuritard plasti :,"
Von talk of hooting no, "f being my tnaeteri
1 1 1 . t think,
it 'twi i should'nt blink,
• »r did yon, mitt, prig it -Tom Neptun ■ own t m nU ?
1 should think that you did, by the way that it ntniik;
Xow tl i too [ suppoee, you will call "t iurbl,"
unp nndor lutl :
1 700 tight mo fairly without quoting gentility,
I to m >k> np 1 'i ini b a ant oj sblUtj "
I h UTS \ • t , all , t0 loan thai J .tic,
But a week *»r two ilnoo Tonrjbri i ■ it aquatle,
Kvr u ilmi k ■ dj*d jooroolf, if right 1 rvniumbor,
11 I'ln nioko a fuHB on the 18th Nov< moor.
Doa'i oonouer booosot 1 turn rod,
d dared f''-n to -all mo ill-bred.
Hut, poor girl. 1 moot make up a rhyme,
Now don*l talk of I ' riot you box. time.
know I'm nol going to bo baas,
Lhoagb mj I mer nae boon no great treat,
I've got strength enough left to Uck tou, yon know,
Mr mottO that "while living you'il CTOW."
I ar laat rhjmo which l think l must mention,
it'* an awful * 'Jaw breaker" thai rhymes t" Intonttooi,
ff Blk< 1 in . r pi. Qnod BUI h a word I'll ba h.-und ,
Ati * •prop.-ntion"— nor will it iu Johnaop BO found.
poor man's adi 1 e, d i more papat spoil,
B I pull whin I'm taking your oil,
For your qw imp in tho niorn,
DCfa your pot
>\ hy v'ur i bin meets your knee If too wind's hi owing keen,
Ami on your long dux longer wrinkles are seottj
-, and so v. 1 v onconth
Th it i'h ipnti' hiir-l '. whii'li wrinkle's your mouth.
1 , n\ that by rhyme writing I am ' 'conceited,*'
Must 1 warn you again, *till again n p
11 in -t.iki* for a "huinhl I
lay.
" •'hull.*," "tjhurkd" or cocks,
1 ni v-r 1 row except in tl
- d «r ■ me, iiii-^-, to hanh r knooks
Than warning v or log with ■ "CSBDRaufl dox."
ISRfS, tot,.
atOVffm. — Tn a n«w hot rapidly bBOraaatnf SOtsloiUOUl In Canaila Weil, a
few year« agit, Um «rt of m tr tirwp wiw oarnod oaj Bsnoog fonag paofva w;tli
grent Tim>r, a« gpnerally baBMas to bs tho oaas m moat pla. as » here bv n
an<l wora ite together, but there wan this peewHarlty about thu
fdace alluded to, that . wh<u h young gentleman attached huneelf to a youn ;
adj anil booama to ail Intents and purpoaes bar devoted alave, aeaaastlng
ber to slslghlng parti, i.dandngpertiw.and all other part1sa f ths youaaj lady
r-'i .i\. d tht- titlf oftiJN ' • muffin, "and wan known an mi.1i in poll to society r
and aa thwra were seTeraJ young oDoers statlo w ed than of tin* Artillery and
Una it nag bs roadilj lunpoaed thai nw of them wars In atnsrl of ' 'msnaaaV'
One how.v.-r who was rather s stupid, oapering laUow, and who had beer*
ooneeouentlj turned Into ridicule by t lie y i^ Ladles, wiw boasting ana
day at rmtte of a nire * 'muffin" he had got hold of, "SUCO a Hplendid muf-
ti 11 : " there wan Dothlng he iimiote.l in the neighborhood hi to bs rSHnnarorl
with her. A friend sitting by whil<- the cooToroation was going on told hiru
he SUMptM-ted that if he had a muffin at all it moat be a 1 ■agj -a -imillin .
The fir.tj,,iis Watty Morrinon, aa he was commonly called, wan entreat -
Ing the ('ommundinK otfieer ofj araghnanl at Port Oaorgs topaidotiapoot 1
fellow sent to the hasbarta, The Omoaf granted hia patttloB 00 condition
that Mi -hould luc.ird with the drat fav.ir he lakad. The BlTOl
parrbnn tho ooromonj ••f Baptism on ■ young puppy . At the ohita-
tening Mr. sforrleon desired the Major to hold the dog. '*Ai 1 am a min-
ister of the Kirk of S. 'oil. ui' I . " 1 thl Mi. Mori - 1 . ' • I mu-t paoOOed BCOOfd-
tngly.' 1 The Major said be asked do more. "Well then HaJos 1 begin with
the oanaj queatioa, yon Sjckoowledgs yourself the father of thai puppy'"
The Major understood tho joke and threw away thO animal. Jbui did Sir.
Morrison turn and laugh at the Bjnanarar wiio intended toUvride a aaerad
ordinance.
w*hen the body of the Qlujitrloiii hero of Troftlgajr was pvt bto a • oak nf
spirits to he trausported to old England, the bung accident ly i\ II out, and
one of hia Lordabip's Bngers made its appearance at tho opening. A sea
man, who had BOfTOd SOOU yean in tin' Aj I ED 1 r.il 's ibJp, - 1 Bed the hand.
and giving 1 1 aoordlaJ gripe, al the .name time wiping away a teosr thai glls-
teneo on Eli weather-beaten cheek, exclaimed, "Hang ma old boy, if you
are not in better spirits than any of us."
A reverend gentleman, while walking along the conn! i.e-tr Etoohei
came across a boatman who wan swearing Atriously. rdarcbing ap, baooo
fronted him and rather abruptly said i ' 'Do you know where you're going?"
The B^tanapactlng man Lnnooentlv replied thai be was gofng up the obj
his boat. • 'No sir, you are pot, " continued the reverend gentlanaan f "you
are gOtng SO hell faster than the ranal-boat ran Carry you." The boatinaii
' bim m utonJahment mr a moment and then returned the quae-
tion, • ' Do you know wheTS fOtl are going} " ' T expect to gO SO heavan . "
"No, sir, you are going rignl Into the canal ," and suiting the aetiontothe
wordH, lie to<jk the reverend gentleman la bis arms and tossed bim Into the
water, where ho would have drowned had not the boatman relented and
Oahad bim out.
The great lYench romance writer, Alciander Dunian, Is said to be of ne-
gro extra* Uon, of which it in also understood he does not affect to make any
sacrel or to be in any way ashamed. A rrancfa gentleman of the old nobili-
ty, bnl remarkable for nothing except flrlvoUtv, was questioning him one
evening al a large party on the subject of his deacent, Inquiring what par-
BhadS t ■lor his father, grandfither and great l-i aielfather had
be.-n. All this DumaM replied to with great and good humor, till his ioi
m. nior thinking at la.st t.. puzzle him saked him again w hal bis great great
grandfather wart. "A monkey, *ir," said Dumas getting exasperated, * '»
monkey; my family began, sir, where yours h;w ended.
Otonumdrums.
TUK LOAN OF A KNiH Kl'll.
An Iri-'innn tr.iv.llnif one OoM Dighl BUM rcry late to the rflbgi wln:re
^ ft ^ nl tor ol the odij public doom w;w snug
I, ind I'iIiIv » u at » 1 i,h l,.w t. nt liim out nf it. A ti
t . ■ f tli.- ti irr.w htr lid B«e
1 Hiiiill lamp.
ii.l huniniT' ill liii. raiglit. The Tillage doc-
tor a r it wm I in Im^i sh rt at tho window u
gj^j, |, -1 orye would n t i
turn in Who i. it I
,,,,• . 1- Ifthent' •Divilahit! «urc if. myself
tlftt w , ■■. r nr A'lay older Id ill my I fa Hum at Um present, l»ar-
f * a warm bed.' 'Then what do yon men
by'kn ■ ~ ti,' al th > door loud en «ich 1 i ^ iken the dead ba tli'ir grMM? f
.p... - iv^ 1'adiiy, ni iiiv'r* tfi- nne ye*, sent U re goes
to vnkrn 'eui.'all .. n « kinc ayain What the de»il
do wou knock at n>] 'Och! go to lied honey if . not yuurmlf atall
at all 1 » "t. I iu drtj took the loan of yer knockir to ■akea the landlord
■ear II k ng hi. head out of hi. bedroom
" di to um what the infernal row waa that was going on in the tlroet.
XXII. What U the moral dUTei ncakeonda
\ .1 II Why do dock, take their heads oal .if watarl
X.\1V. Why in hot bread Ike a cbaryaaiisl
Answer to XIX. For iHvith realons,
" -\ \ . ll-'i uue hi 11 -rry a rn'sa.
■■ XXI. Hn in • in Qrvt llee on one aide and than on the olhor.
^du^rtisenwnis.
Theatre Royal, u Thames City."
TIIK MANAGKT. of the BboVS Th" itr ■ , b .\ i 1 1 -_' 1 1 rlnglnvite-
tion to g" to Both, Ac, , begS to aim -once to the nobility, gentrv, and
puW 'f tins 1 tty, that Ui loaed hare for a short period ■ '■
,1 iin ha hopes to ba abb- to aatoniah bis friends with a multiplicity ot
new di ■ snd properties, snob na have nevar boon aeon on any
d this part of aba world. The play to be presented en the opening
of m \t He 1*011 will bo the celebrated Comedy, In 6 acts, by Oliver Gold -
I smith, cutith-d, "rias Stoops to Conqukr."
Tho publication of the Kmiorant SoLmr.ua' Oazcttk and Catc Hokjs
CHUONwaax waa commenced at2 p.m., on the 23rd, and .. tad at
4 p. in. JHs day. Published at the Editor's Oflice, Starboard Front Cabin.
"TlitueWCiiy."
tikgej Eiivd:ic3-FL^.isrT
\<BXUIU,
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
N.o 9.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, JANUARY 15th, 1859.
[Price 3d.
S^hc Emigrant Soldiers' (Snzctte.
"THAMES CITY," JANUARY 16th, 1859.
Lat. 55.00 S. Long. G3.00 W. Flu, Moos, J*h.
18th at 11 ii. 48m. p. m.
The anchor is again weighed, and we are now leav-
ing the Falkland Islands behind us, and pursuing our
course round Cape Horn lor the next port our Captain
may deem it desirable to put into for water, lime-juice
and other provisions, before getting to our final desti-
nation. We may, however, all look forward to another
two or three months in the '•Thames City.'' Some
will no doubt consider it a bore, and either wish them-
selves back in England or that the remaining distance
may be accomplished in less time than it takes to read
this; others will grumble about being BO long on salt
provisions, fancy they 7 will never got to their destina-
tion, and be discontented with almost every one and
everything; and again others will take it as a matter
of course; having made up their minds to take things
OS they come, they will do their duty as it ought to
be done, be always cheerful and contented, and ready
to give a helping hand where required; these last we
wish to encourage, and with one and all we trust that
should there be any slight difference or ill-feeling now
existing, which may have arisen cither in the earlier
part of our voyage or on shore at the Falkland Is-
lands, it may now be forgotten, and that all will do
their list to aid and assist in making the rest of the
voyage peaceable and pleasant, so that each person
may hereafter have the satisfaction of having in some
degree administered to the general comfort and cheer-
fulness of all.
W'Eare once more restored lo the rollingnnd pitching. smoking
and Spitting, make sail and shorten sail, wash decks and scrape
tables, lom lv and monotonous life so peculiar to a sea voyage,
and though there arc many with whom this species of exist-
ence is preferable to the dirty, confused and tantalizing life
on board a ship in harbor, there are many doubtless on the
other hand to whom the sight of a pebble, the smell of a bit
of sea-weed, a cosy fire or a comfortable tea have always, and
lately more than ever, afforded anamount of pleasure so great
as to cause them to leave even so desolate a spot as East Falk-
land Island with many a grudge, and with the words "Dean's
Store," "Butter," "Cyprian's," and "Rudd"' ringing constant-
ly in their ears. \Ye say "desolate," for, if a barren and peaty
soil, deep bogs, a rugged, mountainous and rocky country,
and the total absence of trees and vegetation entitle any place
in the world to such an epithet, East Falkland most certainly
deserves it. Everything too seemed quaint and old fashioned,
from the pilot, on whose face time and exposure had furrowed
wrinkles deeper even than those assigned to a charming mem-
ber of our own little community, and who, with one eye gone,
Beemed to be making an effort to see round Cape Horn with
the other, — and the American Consul, whose appearance fully
justified the opinion that he was a superior kind of bum-boat
man, and elicited an enquiry from a hungry triend of ours as
to the number of herrings he had brought off in his boat. —
down to the king-penguins on the Governor's lawn, who, with
their bright golden breasts and awkward fins, stood looking at
one another as if anxious to commence a conversation but
unable to find any interesting topic in such an out of the way
spot. Still it is an English Colony, and, spite of natural de-
fects, we feel sure that there are many of us who, bleak and
isolated as it is, derived more pleasure from a trip on shore
there, where all saw English faces, English customs and Eng-
lish dress, and where many received such hospitality as is
known only in those places inhabited by English people, than
would have been the case had we put in at any foreign port
on the coast of South America. Anyway our protracted stay
in Stanley Harbour has been a pleasant break in this tedious
voyage. It has enabled all who required them to lay in a
Stock of clothing and other necessaries, and, nlthough we were
disappointed in our expectations of soft tommy and potatoes,
a fortnight's fresh meat and vegetables, and a change of scene
have doubtless contributed in a great degree to cheer us both
bodily anil mentally, and to fortify us for the severe weathc:
we may expect to encounter for the next week or two, and we
feel sure that it will give us all pleasure to refer hereafter to
our visit to lonely Baal Falkland and the kindness and hospi-
tality of its inhabitants. Nothing tends so much to a cheerful
and contented frame of mind as a resolution always to look
on the brighl side of affairs, and although we cannot fairly
presume that more than half our voyage is over, everything is
doubtless ordered for the best. If each one makes and keeps
the above resolution, ana does his best to be happy himself
and make those around him happy, it will tend to lighten the
monotony of the rest of the voyage, and to promote harmony
and good fellowship among a body of men and women who
have yet many years to spend together, in a country where we
shall be thrown upon our own resources, and where the con.-
fort of each and all will depend upon themselves.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
Nothing of nny importance connected with Natural Rlstory
hat Ing presented Itself to our notice tine* our but publication
until our arrival at the Falkland I propO** giving a
brief sketch ol the Natural History of these
• hiefly on the obserratloni of Mr. Danrla, Captiin Flti
i other DatnralltU. There il very little to remark 00
the geology of then Islands. Their geological structure ia
simple, the lower eonnti •
I' nt
Identical with thoee found in the Silurian formation! of'
; the Mill are formed of white
iii man;
roTerad in an extraordinary i myriad* ol
nngular fragment* of t 1 Dgwbsl bai
railed (treat
their angles being only a little bl
two feet i
•t white
'
: * lover i anal
-
The I
abound 01
riou Villi'
i
ind in small li
imon. The largi
not i
I the inn
their i
In I
tht
ap-
'I bl ir \. k (o
I
It
•i the kelp and I
ng then the i i ak ai I «ur-
■
llul
i arioni bird* « bit h Inhabit thee* island*, and ■
. t.i be the link connecting tb< I with tht I
, are the Penguin*, Their little win.
bot covered with itifl icalj fi ttbar*, hang down bi U
impetent to lift them from the ground, r<
-ii she] or -till more the Dipper* of a tur
tic. Iiut gee the Penguin in the water: the
Light la abundant)} compentatad bj the power ami agilltj it
possesses in tins element; it da*be* along over the tori
gallant style, or. diving, ohoots through the water with the
rapidity of a fish, urging its course bj the united action ol
• linny wings anil its broad W< bbed t. I 1 . thl n. i niiiingagaiu
to the lop, leap* over nny ohslaele in its course, mvny feci at
a bound, rind pursues it* way. On the samly shores or Bat
rocks of the Falklun.ls the lVnguins of several spci ics as-
semble in innumerable multitudes for the purpose of hatching
their eggs and rearing their young. The feet are placed very
far back on the body, so that the bird assumes an ere
tnre when resting or walking on land, and, from their posture,
their colors, their numbers and their orderly arrangement,
they have been compared when seen at a distance to an nrmr
[dined soldiers. Their habitations where they assem-
ble (or the purpose of hatching their eggs and rearing their
young arc wonderful to behold. We can scarcely form an ad-
equate idea of one of the camps or towns, as they have been
appropriately called. A space of ground covering three or
four acres is laid out anil levelled, and then divided into squares
tur the nc-ts as accurately as if done by a »urTeyor; between
these compartments they march and connter-march with an
■ >rder and regularity that reminds one of soldier* on parade,
are named the
! the Jackass Pesgni rs and
iilfer but little || I propose ronelnding the
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the sheep I: w the clothes of a human
and, as the lender It and car <
maternal relative, thongh what irn was we rani
•av, it was provided with a largi supply ol rracki i
led pap » ith -i oro, but c* inced a precocious pi
tor rum, and it quite made our Bl 10 »ee tbi* unuatu
ra] object pace toe (Upper] decks with a wag mm *«J
i that made us almost incline to belief e it wa» one ol
Neptune's iai n progeny. Still we can hardly beliere that thai
great deity would have ehoeeo so unwboloeouM a spot for tht
Uoddcss on such a to ing occasion, and have finally coco- la
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the opinion that the being in question owes its origin either
to an unnaturiil effort on the part of the hay, or to a natural
effort of some one or other of the stranger sheep now located
in Long-boat Square. We never heard in the whole course
of our experience of a four-footed animal giving birth to a
bipedal progeny, but, taking into consideration the entirely
unnatural circumstances of the creatures birth, we are incli-
ned to lean to the latter opinion, in consequence of its having
exhibited a decidedly ^sheepish physiognomy on making its
first appearance amongst us. At the same time we beg to
welcome our new friend, and to congratulate Captain Glover
and the community at large on the acquisition of a being en-
dowed at birth with powers of walking and talking, eating
and drinking, climbing, smoking and spitting never before
possessed by any newborn babe in the natural world.
AN IRISHMAN'S LETTER TO HIS MAMMA.
We have had the good fortune to pick up on the deck of the
"Thames City'' the following graphic description, from the pen
of an Irishman, of the little incidents of our stay at the Falk-
land Islands, &c, and have taken the liberty of publishing it.
We heartily beg the author's pardon for such unwarrantable
impudence, ami, for fear of disappointing his poor old moth-
er, shall be happy to return him his letter, if he would like
to go on shore and post it:
Dear Mother, — Here we are at the half-wny house, you
may call it, on our way to the goold diggins. But faith its
little I can say for the Falkland Islands, for its as rugged an
as rocky an as Make as the ugliest hill in dear ould Conemara,
and, barrio' a little bad turf, it hasent a patch to cover its
nakedness. Port William, where we're stoppin, is a mighty
nate little place for all that, and for all the world a twin sistar
to Bally-cum-slatternly, barrin' there's nather whiskey still,
pigs, nor polis, except a disased ould constable, that's suffer-
in' from what they call a sinacure: I don't know what sort of
a disase it is, anyway I'm not sufferin' from it mesclf, for I
was never heartier in all me life. Well, as I was sayin' moth-
er, we're half way on our long journey, and musha meself
wishes we wor at the tail hid of the other half, though to be
sure I've seen sonic quare sights, such as bein' out so far at
saa that we couldn't see anything at all — except sky an wnth-
ar; an seein' fishes flyin' like birds, an geese flyin' about the
size of a donkey, with wings on thim as long as Tim Finner-
ty's mill sails; be the same token may bad luck, come on him
and his if he doesent give ye a dacint price for the pig this
Christmas; well, an I've seen fishes as big as a house, and
spurtin' up wather like a stame iugine, an fishes they call
porpoises wid snouts on thim like pigs; talkin' of pigs moth-
er, it 'ud go to your heart to see the poor ould sow they have
on board here, an the state she's in, an the jokes they passed
on the poor crature a while ago whin she was in the straw;
but the pig's nothin' to the hins an geese. Oh! mother, but
ye should see the geese, an thim standin' on one leg from
raornin' till night, aa not a dacent feather on thim; be the
hokey they look mighty like a thing I saw wonst at a show in
Drumrig they called an ostrich, barrin' there isn't a kick in
thim. But I suppose you will be wantin' to know how I pass-
ed the Christmas ; well I must begin' by tellin' ye that the
divil a thimbleful of whiskey crossed me lips, nor as much as
the claw of a goose; though be the same token we had a very
good dinner an as much grog as was good for us; an in the
cvenin' we had what they call a ball. Ohl may I nevcrl if
that wasn't a ball, it was exactly like dancin' on the slant of
a house-top; I'm thinkin' if you just had a peep at us, you'd
scarcely have thought we were in our sinses. I tried me hand
at a jig, but no sooner did I lift me leg than I put it down
agin two or three yards off, and thryin' a bit of a twurl, I was
landed in the lap of a lady that was restin' herself. Toords
the ind of the fun, we had the kissin' dance I think they call
it; we all stood round in a ring, and one of the ladies came
curtseyin' round, something like the pet horse in a circus, wid
a bolsthcr before her, till she'd stop and kneel down before
some one she liked, an then h*'d kneel down on the bolsther
before her an then ; but I'll tell ye no more about it, ex-
cept that one came up to me an put the bolsthcr down, when
just as I was sayin' to meself, "divil mind ye, Pat, butyerthe
lucky man afther all," she snatched up the bolsther an away
she pranced. I didn't care at any rate to have much to do
wid thim (betune me an you) for they were so mighty feard
of a row, that they wor holdin' up the tails of aach other's
coat for fear of threddin' on thim. I've no more to say this
time, mother, except that Judy an I had some words a while
ago about some shuet, but she's behaved herself purty well
since. Hopin' this'Il find yerself an the pig well an thrivin',
I remain, your jutiful son,
Sap Green.
P. S. — I posted this yesterday, an as the packet sailed with
it last night, I'm thinkin' its farther on its way home by this
time than is yer own S. G.
lirths.
On the 26th ult. , in Lat. 51° 07' S. Long. 56° 2ty W. , the wife of Sapptr
Thomas Price, 11. E. , of a daughter.
On the 5th inst., at Stanley harbour, East Falkland, the wife of Sapper
Thomas Gilchrist, It. E., of a bod and heir.
On the 18th inst., at Stanley harbour, East Falkland, the wife of Sergt.
Jonathan Morcy, It. E. , of a daughter.
8, fy.
A Puzzling Balance SnEET. — A Scotch tradesman who had
amassed, as he believed, £4000, was surprised by his old clerk
with a balance sheet showing his fortune to be £6000. '-It
canna be," said the principal, "count again." The clerk did
count again, and again declared the balance to be £6000.
The master counted himself and he also brought out a surplus
of £6000. Time after time he cast up the columns — it was
still a six and not a four that rewarded his labors. So the
old merchant, on the strength of his good fortune, modern-
ized his house, and "put money in the purse" of the carpen-
ter, the painter, and the upholsterer. Still however he had a
lurking doubt of the existence of the £2000, so one night ho
sat down to give the columns "one count more." At the closi'
of his task, as though he had been galvanized, he rushed
through the streets, in a shower of rain, to the house of his
clerk. The clerk's head, capped and drowsy, emerged from
an attic window nt the sound of the kr.ocker, to enquire the
errand of his midnight visitor. "Who's there," he mum-
bled, "and what do you want?" "It's me, ye d — d scoun-
drel," exclaimed his employer, "ye've added up the year of
our Lord among the pounds!"
Weak Soup. — The best description of weakness we h.ivc
ever heard is contained in the wag's prayer to his wife, when
she gave him some thin chicken broth, if she would not try
to coax that chicken just to wade through the soup once mori'.
Kill or Cure. — A poor man, having a sick wife, asked a
doctor if he could cure her. The doctor said he would enter
into a contract with him to kill or cure for five pounds. In thp
course of the following week the poor woman died, and the
doctor brought his bill, " Did you cure her?" said the man.
" No," said the doctor. " Did you kill her then?" said the
man, "No," said the doctor again. "Then I've nothing to
pay you, for our bargain was to kill or cure for five pound-.
and you have done neither." Ramble*:.
Willie's Musical Adventure. — "Meet me by moonlight
alone," as Willie the gambler warbled to the old gent with a
gold watch and five hundred dollars. "Come, oh come w ith
me," sung the officer taking him to the station-house. "Wel-
come, welcome home," responded the turnkey on locking him
up. "Go where glory waits thee," sung the Judge as hesen-
tenced Willie to seven years and a free passage across the At-
lantic. "Wait for the waggon and we'll all take a ride."
hummed the officer whilst attending the arrival of " Black
Maria," the prison van. "We meet to part no more," warb-
led the keeper, warmly grasping Willie by the handcuff.-.
"Home, home, sweet home," sighed Willie aa he put on the
zebra suit.
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£oncjs and fJorinr.
MATILDA'S NEvV YEAR'S GIFT TO "CHARLEY."
1 The construction of your ' 'Christmas box" was bo very Blight
That I polled it all to piece* in » Mingle night,
SfOU naughty, wicked, foolllfa hoy
To Bend at this season lUCh a rotten toy.
It cost yon some exertion though my pretty dear,
80 1*11 repay you with a gift for the new year,
A gift BO strong that you can't break it,
Flore it is, now kindly take it.
2 You dolt, you dunce 1 to raise contention
\ bout that simple word ' 'propension! "
In it's meaning there's no wonderful immensity;
* ■ Prop< inaion" per "Maunders" means propensity.
There's yel another word it's quite as famous,
I'll apply it , Pi i", to you, and call it ' 'ignoramus,"
With • 'walker" ami ' 'Johnson" you come toy late,
like "Mrs. Caudle" fchey are out of date.
;; From yon, thick he\t>, I dow demand apology,
i'nv daring to question my ' 'Etymology,"
Thiit's a Long 'mi, don't be in a hurry,
It you dun' I know its meaning apply to ' 'Murray."
Grammar Murray 1 mean, not Hurray Sapper,
By jingo! that's putting on the clapper.
With wit faheml ) you see my verses I entwine,
lint why should I throw such precious pearis toewinc.
4 Swine, ah! ah I you tlinch at that,
Remember WASP, its only "'tit for tat;"
A- regards your remark about your fitting red,
1 never saw thai colot but in your bead.
Your feelings, dear. 1 don't wish to hurt.
Hut the color of your face is always hid with DIRT;
My own face with good humor is always glowing,
But yours With QUASI and sulkiness IS always Mowing.
5 Vou look I say (but never mind it)
As though you'd lost something and couldn't find it.
tfl to my wrinkles, sir, I'll let you BOS
That you won't ever take ii wrinkle out of me.
So far so good — now. if you please,
What do you mean by my ohik touching my b 1 1
Such Balderdash — pray cut this caper,
And with such babyism don't rill the paper.
Do Bomel hi p 1 bel I er, stop the-.
Hut don't fall back on goats and pigs,
We want an article of ye profound and deep,
And Less about the butcher killing sheep.
With pleasure on your past efforts 1 can't look hack,
\ our besl ai tempt was your dirge on "Jack."
Yet slay, I'll give you your due — as it should he
The song wan decent — the air "Bonny Dundee."
7 These are the only two for which I give you praise,
[fox a little while my own banner dow I raise,
hi that thing on "Matilda," you gave me a challenge hold.
I've answered it — pretty fairly l am told.
Ne\i came that abortion you called a "whipping,"
for this trash you well deserve a dripping,
1 answer'd thai in a mai r, sir, most able,
By illustrating a celebrated bole.
8 With my own talent I'm not dead smitten,
But thai surpasses AU. that vol have written;
Your "Hot water" came then, quickly following,
It was saved only by the Captain's bollo
I'll say DO more of tin's, hut push on faster
i'o mj reply called "A Mustard Plaster,"
I ow n that this was not ;t prize,
Although it brought the water in yonr eyes,
o. 1 come at Last to your late attempt l'OOK PoKT,
' 'A Christmas BOX*' — not worth a rap, away I throw it,
Being 00 better nor any chance of such, I fear.
1 \>u in return "'A gift for the New Year."
The champion 1 am Without adoubt,
Hut ere you say so, you'll hang your lip ami pout ;
My blows, sir, you have most severely felt,
I on the Bght , :_:\ c me at once \ he belt .
A FEW LINES TO A SWEETHEART.
The following ver - weresenl bomi from the Falkland Islai
friend of ours, whose heart and sonl are evidently in the right place.
1 Li/.zy my love, to fchee 1 write,
Ak>l less myself than thee to cheer,
TO wish to thee, my heart's delight,
A bright and happy new born year.
" And if before its close you come
With your dear roii e mj gloom to cheer,
Ho happy in our western home,
We yet may end tin* coming year.
.1 Twelve months since, I remember well,
The day 1 passed when thou wert near,
With words ho sweet I dare not tell,
\» e pledged to each tin- happy yeai .
4 E'en now the echo of thy voice,
With those of other friends must dear,
is plainly beard, maid of my choice,
Wbisp'riog Boftly ' 'a happy year. "
5 If thou come not, may one above
In well or ill to thee appear,
Then at its end you'll say, with love,
This was indeed a happy year.
6 Not thee alone, but may we hoth
God's law and holy name revere;
If thus to each we plight our truth,
'Twill surely prove a happy year.
7 And let us "by nubniinmon prove,"
Should we meet aught that's dark or drear,
We feel lie ' 'ehilBten'd nut of lovo,"
And own it was a happy year.
8 With holy thought** like these within
Oui minds through life each other cheer,
Then at its end we shall begin
A brighter, never ending year.
tfharades.
I'm a strange contradiction, I'm new and I'm old,
I'm often in tatters and oft decked with gold ;
Though I never could read, yet lettered I'm found.
Though blind I enlighten, though loose I am bound;
I'm always in black and I'm always in white,
I'm grave and I'm gay, I'm heavy ami light;
In form too I .lifter, I'm thick and I'm thin,
I've no tle8h and no hones yet I'm covered with skin,
I've more points than the compass, more stops than a flute,
I sing without voice, without speaking confute;
Though destroyed to-day I do e'en last for ages,
And no monarch on earth has so many pages.
(rominulrunis.
XXV. What is it that is white, black and red all over?
XXVI. W hat did the executioner have for breakmst on the im>rn
Charles was beheaded?
XXY1T. W liv was Lord St. Vincent equal to any two aide seamen?
Answer to xxn . Cake is sometimes 'tipsy,' but wins is always 'drunk. 1
XX I 1 1 . For Bun-dry reasons .
" XXIV. Because that's the 'grub 1 that makes the 'butter -fly.'
luarlid Jntflligrnce.
■hi last Intelligence the markets have undergone a* great chat
Klil-sn MEAT of excellent quality has been procured.
\ HGETABLES have bean scarce and, with the exception of Cabbage, «< i
not to be had for money .
FLOUR— The samples of Stanley Flour were indifferent and at u high figure,
yet . notwithstanding, good sales wen' effected .
Cll Kl'.si; was reasonable, but the quality very poor.
PICKLES, CURRIES, PRESERVES, Ac, were in prime order, but at a
high price; nevertheless there were many buyers.
BEER, SPIRITS, WINES, Ac., were in great demand, the former fetch-
ing a high price.
stock EXCHANGE.— Little business has bean doneol late. Attempts
were made to '* Sammy " and a Dutch sheep of the name oi
'• Van-Buster" for two fat Falkland sheep, but ware unsuccessful. On
the proposal being made to a dealer, he immediately ejaculated, **D've
see a u > green i □ Samuel, who was Bl ending by, and who by
the bye has been supplied with his heart's desire, vis: a pair of green
spectacles, replied pathetically, that "hesav
get » bite. "
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
riMl K MANAGER, having returned from hie tour in the Provinces, intends
■*■ re-opening the above Tie aire on s scale of unparalleled splendour, lie
has much pleasure in announcingthe re-engagement of those distinguished
histrionic artiste who had the honor of appearing Last Beast u. The sc< dc
department, under the direction of that eminent artist C. White, K. K. ,
It. A., will Burpass anything hitherto represented In this i ranj
country. The dn ises ape quits new and erf a most costlj and elegant de-
scription, whilst ih.' minor stage arrangements are calculated to produce
an effect which cannot (ail to be appreciated by all who witness them.
On Wednesday next, the IGtfa Inst., will !><■ produced thai popul
edy, in live Actoj by 'diver Goldsmith, entitled,
Slie e;too^t-5 to OonoLuer!
In which I''* 1 whole strength of the Company will have the honoi ■
pearing. Tor further pnrticulars see daily bills.
4£j=* Doors open at * > o'clock, performance to commence at 6.90 p;
I: .ivcd seats for Ladies only .
The publication of the Bmxoxaot Soldxbbs' i
ChrQNXOLX wan coinmenced at noon on Thursday . and was completed at
4p. m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin .
" Thames City."
TI3IE! E!]Vi:ia-I=L^^lSTT
ttl&im'
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 10.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, JANUARY 22nd, 1859.
[Price 3d.
Sflis (Bmicjntnt gfotlim' feettf{.
"THAMES CITY," JANUARY 22nd, 1859.
Lat. 59.53 S. Long. 72.26 W. Mook's Last Quar-
ter, Jan. 26th at 8h. 45m. p. m.
It gave us great pleasure to refer in our Christmas
number to the successful birth and early career of the
"Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape Horn Chroni-
cle," and to have an opportunity cf thanking those
kind friends who have been the means of contribut-
ing to its welfare and prosperity. But though its suc-
cess has been unequivocal, the E. S. G. and 0. H. C.
is not what we could wish it to be. It has certainly,
and we are happy to say so, been the humble means
of affording to most of us at least one hour's amuse-
ment in the week, but, as managers of so great a pub-
lication, we cannot rest satisfied with this. We wish
the E. S. G. and C. H. C. to be like the comet of
1858. No fox's brush was ever hunted after, chased
and chevied as was the tail of that great heavenly
phenomenon. No sooner did ho appear in public than
shouts were heard of " Here he is again." People
collected in multitudes wherever a glimpse of him was
to be had, and those who were not blessed with any
sort of telescope or spectacles were nightly in the
habit of straining their nude optics till, to use an Irish
expression, they could "hardly sec for staring." Such
is the sort of treatment we would like to see the E.
S. G. & C. H. C. exposed to. We would have it
watched, and hunted, and poiuted at, and talked about,
to an extent that should even make it blush. We
do not mean to say that it is going down in the world
— far from it — it is still, as it always has done, main-
taining an honorable position, but we are not going
to stop here or be satisfied with mere excellence. We
wish it to shine forth brightest and most conspicuous
in the literary heavens, to frisk its tail about in defi-
ance of all the lesser constellations, and to excel in
grandeur and importance every other periodical in the
world, and, as a means to this end, we beg to appeal to
the hearts and talents of the 31 ladies and 120 gen-
tlemen on board the "Thames City." Talking of the
ladies, it would perhaps be as well to remind some of
them of their mission npou earth. "As the vine, which
has long twisted its graceful foliage about the oak and
been nurtured by it in sunshine, will, when tho hardy
plant is riven by the thunderbolt, cling round it with
its caressing tendrils and bind up its shattered boughs,
so it is beautifully ordered that woman, who is the
dependent and ornament of man in his happier hours,
should be his stay and solace when smitten with sud-
den calamity, winding herself into the rugged recesses
of his nature, tenderly supporting the drooping head
and binding up the broken heart." Now though the
E. S. G. & C. H. C. cannot be said to be smitten with
any sudden calamity, its head droops and it becomes
nigh broken-hearted when it reflects on the melancholy
fact that, ever since its birth, it has received no sort of
attention or kindness from any of the ladies on board.
It cannot be expected to exist without having its lit-
tle jokes and flirtations with the ladies any more than
any other young man can, and we take this opportuni-
ty of appealing in its behalf to their tender hearts for
a little love and encouragement Married though
they are, there is not the least doubt that they all cf
them possess, if not in unexplored regions of their
trunks, at least in the fatliomless recesses of their
memories, songs, valentines, fragments of pcetry, and
even love-letters, tokens of ardent love and young af-
fection, which would go far to support the drooping
head and bind up the broken heart of the E. S. G. &
C. H. C. They may say that they have lost them or
thrown them away, or torn them up, or burnt them,
but, with all due deference, we must beg to refute their
assertions; whatever the gentlemen may do, ladies
are not guilty of such weaknesses as these, and we
trust to their generous and affectionate natures to aid,
by the reproduction of some of these hidden treas-
ures, in raising our weekly journal to the highest and
brightest position in the literary heavens. As to the
gentlemen we must plainly say that the support we
have received from tliem has not been such as we have
a right to expect from 120 minds of various degrees
of literary talent. All letters for England are now
written and posted, and we have resumed our sea life.
The newspaper is a common fund of amusement, and
as such all should, and we trust will, do their best to
support it. The manager of the theatricals intends
re-opening his house on a scale of unparalleled splen-
dour, and we cannot see any just cause or impedi-
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
inent why the E. S. G. & C. H. G. should not likewise
rise and shine, and to this end we appeal to all inter-
ested in our behalf to give us their warmest support.
In addition to stocks of already acquired informa-
tion and anecdotes, there are dozens of little incidents
daily occurring which might form the subjects either
for leading articles, jokes, songs, or poetry, and we
can only say that, should any who are inclined that
way lack the means, the opportunity or the place for
writing, we shall be happy to afford them every assistr
ance in our power.
♦— ♦ — •
(Ink great excellence in the writings of Dickens is this,
that, besides the delight we experience in contemplating the
creations of his genius and in acknowledging the truthfulness
and humour with which his numberless characters abound,
we feel, in perusing every separate story, a sort of certainty
of the unbounded goodness and benevolence of himself as a
man. And that these are really his great characteristics is,
we believe, amply borne ont by all the actions of his life.
Not content with joining in the ordinary courses of charity,
as he has at all times been ready most liberally to do, he some
time since, for the purpose of raising a fund of money to
make easy the rest of the lives of the wife and children of a
deceased author, proposed to read aloud in public one of his
own short tales — the ''Christmas Carol." All the world within
reach seemed to flock to hear him, and crowds went murmur-
ing away for want of space to admit them. So night after
night, with untiring willingness, and regardless of his own
convenience, the readings were repeated until at last a very-
considerable amount was accumulated for the object he had
in view. We had the good fortune to hear him read the
"Carol" on one of these occasions, and it was a scene not
readily to be forgotten. Eagerness and delight were on every
countenance, and the applause, as often as he stopped to take
breath, was tumultuous. He had told us at the starting to lay
ceremony aside and, if we felt pleased at any time, to show it
freely. The "Christmas Carol" is a tale that will bear many
a reading, and many a hearing also, without a chance of tir-
ing the patience of any one, and it was with infinite gratifi-
cation that we heard it once more read aloud on the troop
deck of the "Thames City." This gratification we doubt not
was shared by all present. The story and the language in
which it is told are so perfect in themselves that it is impos-
sible to give any portions with effect, or to point out any
beautiful passages with which you are not already acquainted.
Still a few words on the general tendency of the tale may
perhaps, even, now not be without some slight interest. The
chief figure in the matchless picture that has been placed be-
fore us is that of an old merchant whose heart and soul have
become thickly crusted over with the love of wealth, who
has steeled himself against all kindly affections, and shutout
from his bosom every remembrance of home; but it is an old
saying that "when the night is darkest daylight is near," (an
adage that may perhaps give some little consolation to our-
selves after beating so long about in the neighborhood of
Gape Horn), so, on a Christmas eve, after being more than usu-
ally caustic to his nephew, bitter to his poor clerk, and stern
and sullen to all the world, he betook himself to bed, where
the goodness of God in a dream that overshadowed him
touched his heart, as the rod of Moses touched Ae rock, and
streams of living water flowed freely forth. With a spirit of
good beside him he saw once more a little sister who bad lov-
ed bim as a child, — a trusting hearted girl whom, a few years
later, he had promised to marry, but who felt that his love was
fast fading and that her only hope of security was to release
him from his engagement, — be saw her afterwards with a hus-
band at ber side and laughing children looking up into her
face, and compared her state of happiness with his own deso-
lation. Again and again the same comparison was forced
upon him, while witnessing the Christmas party at his
nephew's, and Bob Cratchet's family assembled around their
Christmas dinner of sage and onions, goose and plum-pud-
ding. He saw also what his own death-bed scene would be
if things remained unchanged. He awakes in an agony and
rejoices to find that it is only the morning of Christmas day;
then, with all his warnings yet echoing in bis ears, but with a
breast unburdened, for resolve is strong within him, he begins
a new lite. All this and much more, with wonderful minute-
ness and detail, with streaks of light falling here and there
like burnished gold, is painted on the small-sized canvas of
a Christmas Story Book, painted in such glowing colors, and
with touches so true to life that we feel as if we wire our-
selves carried back on the stream of time and becoming again
each as a little child — reckoning up from our earliest years our
short comings and resolving, let us hope, that Christmas eves
hereafter shall be seasons of cheerfulness and enjoyment, and
Christmas days, as far as we are able, sacred to love and
charity.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
We continue our notes on the Natural History of the Falk-
land Islands by making a few observations on the habits of
the Penguin, of which, as was before stated, there are three
principal varieties in the Falklands, viz : the King Penguin,
tbe Crested Penguin, and the Jackass Penguin. The latter
has obtained its title from its nightly habit of emitting dis-
cordant sounds, which have been likened to the effusions of
our humble sonorous friend of the common. This species
seems to deviate from the general manner of breeding, as it
burrows on the sandy hills, and is more sensible of injury
than its fellows. The ground which it occupies whilst rear-
ing its young is everywhere so much bored that a person
in walking often sinks up to the knees ; and, if the Penguin
chances to be in her hole, she revenges herself on the passen-
ger by fastening on his legs, which she bites very hard. Of
the Jackass Penguin Capt. Mtzroy thus speaks: "Multitudes
of Penguins were swarming together in some parts of Noir
Island among the bushes and tussocks near the shore, having
gone there for the purpose of moulting and rearing their
young. They were very valiant in self defence, and ran open-
mouthed by dozens at any one who invaded their territory,
little knowing how soon a stick could scatter them on the
ground. Tbe young ones were good eating, but the others
proved to be black and tough whet, cooked. The manner in
which they feed their young is curious and rather amusing.
The old bird gets on a little eminence and makes a groat noise
between quacking and braying, holding its head up in the
air as if it were haranguing the Penguinnary, whilst the
young one stands close to it but a little lower. The obi bird.
having continued its clatter for about a minute, puts its head
down and opens its mouth widely, into which the young one
thrusts its head, and then appears to suck from the throat of
its mother for a minute or two, after which the clatter is re-
peated and the young one is again fed ; this continues for
about ten minutes." The King Penguin is by far the hand-
somest of the three varieties. Two >ery fine specimens are
to be seen in the grounds of the Government Boose at Stan-
ley; they are quite tame, and will not only allow people to
approach them, but do not object to having their heads pat-
ted or their beautiful soft brtasts stroked down. In some
places these birds flock together in thousands. One colony
of these birds seen by Mr. G. Bennett, on Maequarric Island,
occupied a space of thirty or forty acres in extent; and though
no conjecture could possibly be formed of the number of birds
composing the town, yet some notion of its amazing amount
may be given from the fact that, during the whole day and
night, 30,000 or 40,000 are continually landing and as many
going to sea. Mr. Weddcll observes of the King Penguins:
"In pride these birds are perhaps not surpassed even by the
peacoek, to which in beauty of plumage they are indeed little
inferior. During the time of moulting they seem to repel each
other with disgust on account of the rugged state of their
coats, but, as they arrive at the maximum of splendour, they
reassemble, and no one who has not completed his plumage
is allowed to enter the community. Their frequently looking
down their front and side3, in order to contemplate the per-
fection of their exterior brilliancy, and to remove any speck
which might sully it, is truly amusing to an observer. About
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
the beginning of January they pair and lay their eggs. Dur-
ing the time of hatching the male is remarkably assiduous,
so that,when the hen has occasion to go off to feed and wash,
the egg is transported to him, which is done by placing their
toes together and rolling it from one to the other, usiDg their
beaks to place it properly. As tbey have no nest, it is to be
remarked that the egg is carried between the tail and legs,
where the female in particular has a cavity for that purpose.
The hen keeps charge of her young nearly a twelvemonth,
during which time they change and complete their plumage,
and, in teaching them to swim, the mother has frequently to
use some artifice, for, when the young one refuses to take the
water, she entices it to the eige of a rock and cunningly pushes it
in, and this is repeated uutil it takes the sea of its own accord.
All the species are arrant thieves, each losing no opportunity
of stealing materials during the building of their habitations,
and even the eggs from each other if they are left unguarded,
'thev are usually thought, when seen at sea, to indicate that
land is at no great distance; but this indication is not always
correct, for they are occasionly seen very far from any shore,
and indeed, with their swimming powers, one can readily im-
agine that the space of a few leagues would be no object of
concern. The Crested Penguin in particular lives in open sea;
it has been seen some hundreds of miles from land, voyaging
|n pairs, male and female. So much for the birds of the
J'alklands. Of fishes there are very few varieties. Mullet
bud rock-fish are the only two kiuds eaten in the Islands.
The former abound extensively in the neighbourhood of Stan-
ley Harbour, and vary greatly in size ; some are very large,
and resemble cod more than the ordinary grey mullet. There
are very few shells to be found in the Falklands. Mussels
abound in great quantities in the vicinity of the shore, and
limpets, which grow to a very large size, are found on all the
rocks. Fine specimens of sea-weeds are to be found, washed
Up by the tide, in most of the bays; the varieties however are
Very few in number and greatly resemble those commonly
found on the shores of England and Scotland. Some which
I found at Hooker's Point, a little to the south of the Light-
house, are very large and wonderfully perfect. Scarcely an
insect of any sort is to be seen on the Islands with the excep-
tion of a small variety of beetle, which however is not very
common; this scarcity of insects is in all probability owing to
the absence of vegetation. Such is a brief summary of the
Natural History of the Falkland Islands; bleak and barren as
they appear, a great deal is to be learned from the few ani-
mated creatures which inhabit them, and,although we maybe
apt to look upon many of the surrounding rocky islands as
worthless and of no possible use to mankind, let us not for-
get that they are the resting places and form the habitations
of myriads of God's creatures, as Penguins, Albatrosses and
other water-fowl, thousands of whom have probably never
seen a human creature. Naturalist.
G^otliiespmlenq.
To the Editor.
Dear Mr. Editor, — There are, I know, few amongst us who
are not fond of their pipe, fewer still are there who are capa-
ble, chamelo i-like, of existing upon air — though to be depriv-
ed of our smoke, and our being starved to death are contin-
gencies, against the slightest chance of the existence of which
the Government at home have made promises to provide am-
ply by supplying us with tobacco and rations of every des-
cription on our arrival in the new El Dorado, tho' I must beg
your readers to put a large note of interrogation in their
minds against the certainty of the foimer being forthcoming
At the expense of Her Mujcsty. However we will admit that
we have both in our haversacks. So far, so good ; but what
is the good of either without lucifers, matches, or some means
at hand of striking a light. It's all very fine so long as we
are at head-quarters, with fires constantly burning and dry
cupboards in which to keep our lucifers. An old friend of
mine who used to be very fond of driving a team, i. e., four
in hand, and who was, as he himself would have said in his
stable parlance, fast "rising" three Bcore years and teD, one
day said to me, "I say old fellow, I do hate your new fashion-
ed railways. If," said he, "you get upset in a coach, why
there you are! but if you come to grief in a railway, where
are you?" So it will be in the Colonial life before us; while
we are at head-quarters we shall be comfortable enough (after
a time), but when we get our orders for a campaign in the
"bush," then shall we be thrown completely, for some things,
on our own resources, and have to keep our weather-eyes
open, and a good look-out ahead. In your present number I
propose to offer a few remarks on the ways and means of pro-
curing light and fuel, and maintaining a fire, as, although in
the teeth of every precaution fires constantly break out, yet
when we want a spark, and do not happen to have our inge-
nious fire-making contrivances at hand, it is scarcely possible
to get one. And further, though sparks of their own accord,
and in the most unlikely places, too often burst out into con-
flagrations, yet it is a matter of no small skill and difficulty
to coax a spark into a blaze. In default of lucifer matches
(and in damp weather wooden ones will hardly burn)
the principal means of obtaining fire are by flint and
steel, a gun, or a burning glass. Every man on a bush ex-
cursion should have about him : 1st, a light, handy steel,
which he can even make out of common iron by "case hard-
ening," and the link of a chain is a good shape to be turned
into a steel (the North Americans use iron pyrites); 2nd, au
agate, which is better than flint, making a hotter spark; quartz
and other hard stones will just make a spark; the joints of
bamboo, too, sometimes contain silex enough to strike a light
with steel; 3rd, tinder, of which I shall treat hereafter; and,
4th, a bundle of chips of wood thinner and shorter than lu-
cifer matches, with fine points which he has dipped in melt-
ed sulphur, and also a small sparelump of sulphur inreserve.
The cook should have a regular tinder-box, such as he hap-
pens to have been used to, and an abundance of lucifer
matches. With a fiint-and-steel gun, the touch-hole may be
stuffed up, and a piece of tinder put among the priming powd-
er; a light can be obtained in that way without letting it off.
With a percussion gun, a light may be got by putting powder
and tinder round the cap, outside the nipple, which will,
though not with certainty, catch fire on exploding the gun.
But the common way with a gun is to put a quarterof a charge
of powder in, and above it, quite loosely, a quantity of rag or
tinder. On firing the gun straight up in the air the rag will
be shot out lighted; you must then run after it as it falls and
pick it quickly up.
But time's up, the tea-bugle is sounding and I must obey.
Next week, if you have any spare space, with yourpermission,
I will continue the subject. Meanwhile I wish to impress up-
on your readers that I do not pretend to teach anything new,
or wish them to believe that what I have written is original.
I only want to remind them of these and other similar 'little'
things, so that, when they are placed in any dilemma, they
may not have occasion to say, as is often the case, "If I had
but thought of that it would have all been right," or some
sucli expression. However I doubt not that many of them
will say, "What more can you expect from one who signs him-
self as your obedient servant, Peter Simple?
^foreign intelligence.
Astounding advance of Civilization in 'British Columbia!'
— We are happy to have it in our power to inform those of
the Detachment who have children that there is some pros-
pect of their being able to place them at school on their arri-
val at their destination, judging from the fact of the first re-
port having just been received at home from Prof. Syntax,
the recently appointed Inspector General of Schools in that
Colony. In it, a copy of which we saw in an American pa-
per kindly sent to us for our perusal by a friend in Stanley,
he quotes the following remarkable instance of progress in
spelling made by a boy who had arrived from England but
about three months before. "Thomas, spell weather," said the
schoolmaster, Mr. Birch, to him one day. "W-i-e-a-t-h-i-o-u-r,
weather." "Well, Thomas, you may sit down," said Mr.
Birch, "you may be a sharp lad, but that must have been tb»
sort of weather you had on coming round Cape Horn."
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
^ontjfj and |)oeim
A "BITE" FOB A "BARK.
Will jim kindly inform tin next week, If you please,
1 1 you've used ap all that <I irt and grease
That flowed from your pen and aroused our fears!
Keep it clear of your finder;* — 'twould smell for years.
iv, i. [nauli foul, and thrown at my face,
it missed its mark, — for I feel no disgrace,
Tho' I hit you hard, mlsi, I never Insult ea,
1 drew ■ true picture, nor cared what resulted.
(tut it piqued your vanity, thai * 'Ohrietmas Box,"
When l spoke of your wrinkles and sulk? looks,
it made you sore, — twas answered meanly,
You bad nought to say but that I was uncleanly.
Who ran bnl smile, when a nnm-sknll pate
Asserts that Walker in oul of date,
Or Johnston either , — but 'tin oselees speaking.
While tueh a goose Insists on squeaking.
Suppose we both learn to spell, and thou
We'll freely quote with Rowing pen
From men of fame and men of letters;
Hut a« yet let's leave such to our bettors.
Your impudenre is quite amusing;
You As-! — my JOB was not Ml chooelngi
But If l write nonsense about sheep and fowls,
it".-* better than your fortnightly growlsi
Cbowiho thou call'st it, thou wry neok'd hen!
\\ by it 's wasting good paper, ink and pen;
GACBXTira it musi be — for may 1 be blowt-d
If I ever yet heard of a hen that crowed.
And an old ben too. whose roles is weak,
; i 's not even ■ good cacUs — it's but a squeak.
When TOOT squeak IS read you dance and kick.
When my time comes it makes you sick.
f.>r on Christmas Day I Haw you come up,
As one who had drank some bitter cup,
Vou naw a, — tried hard — but could'nt rally,
Si "cast up your accounts" not far from the galley.
"Non ml li-ordo" — you will probably say,
Hut others saw you as well as I,
And 1 write the truth, miss, nor fear disgrace,
lint you wrote an untruth about my ' 'dirty face."
Tho' yon are so learned, and have plenty of time,
i, u'v" ii' rer Bent tu BSght hut rhyme,
%m i that's all abuse and taunting brags
About "blowing your trumpet" and "hoisting your flags;"
And the "belt* you're won, mias, where do you wear it-
< lose out of sight — lest some one should tear it?
Beneath that polka that .so becomes you
When Cape Horn's icy blast benumbs you?
That polka makes you look BO matronly and tender,
Qood faith! one very well might doubt TOUT gendkk;
At stitching too you giTS your list a twirl,
Jt makes one stare to wee your beard old girl.
And at washing too, although you're nearly frozen,
You'll wash the baby's beppluj by the dozen,
They wars bast's clothes, But p'rhaps belonged to pcbst,
That one from Falkland Isles you husscy,
Gall it "Pompey," the Little dear, so like its mother,
And call the next one "Csssar" — if you eTCT get another.
Then just like One another, particularly "Oesar,"
Oh! how the little imps will light to please her!
How strange it if — this breach In Nature's laws,
To Bend among lls thiiH a babe with paws!
And sir mger still, pray do not laugh, but list* sirs,
Tho' the parent's jaws are hare, the baby's born with whiskers.
1 saw you bring it up. stagger along the deck ,
Black pussy in your arms, white tape around its neck.
What you brought it for and what it did, I won't at present mention,
To train it ;ut it ought to ^o was clearly your intention.
You say I look as u I'd tost something and could'ut Bud it.
Hut thin, like all your other blows, I no«irn, nor do I mind it.
How did you look that Bight when you bad lost your £ s. d. ?
I'm told your well-oiled pate was like a mop upon the spree;
The loss, miss, made you .stamp and seem B little foggy,
?iow don't you go and say as how I said as you was gr
Although that night you groaned aloud, 'Iwt lost two pound eleven!*
Muzzy you must have been, miss, next day 'twas 'one pound seven.'
And yet you bare the cheek to think I'd yield the champion's belt
To an addle-headed muff l ke you, a girl who always smelt
Of pap and planter! no miss, spite of TOUT hems and stitches,
A belt like that should e'er be worn by him who wears the breeches;
Not by a *'donkf.t penguin!" who flaps its hands and jumps,
"With trowscrs twisted up to show its skinny feet snd stumps;
The champion's belt on such an one would quite unseemly be,
And, ere 1 say good bye, my dear, take this advice from me,
When next you write (tho' much I fear your brain is nigh done up)
Sound not your praises quite so loud, you great conceited pup!
Tho dog's no good that hakkm too much, e'en if he be the strongest,
A little dog who only bites will surely tight the longest.
DOING UP CONSIDERABLE SLEEP.
* ' Away down in Missouri " they live on the primitive system . People
sleep as well as eut in companies, and in many of the hotels there are from
throe to a dozen beds in eaofa chamber. On a cold winter's night, a weary
and foot-worn traveller arrived at one of those caravansaries by the road-
side. After stepping into the bar-room and taking the requisite number
of "drinks," he invoked the attention of the accommodating landlady with
this interrogatory: — "I say, ma'am, have you got a considerable number
of beds in your house?" " Yes," answered she, " I reckon we have."
"How may beds have you about this time that aint noways engaged?"
"Well, we've one room upstairs with eleven beds in it." "That's just
right," Haid the traveller, "I'll take that room and engage all the beds,
if you please." The landlady, not expecting any more company for th«
night, and thinking that her guest might wish to be alone, consented that
he should occupy the room. But no sooner had the wayfarer retired, thai
a large party arrived and demanded lodgings for the night. The landlady
told them she was very sorry, but all her rooms were engaged; true, there
was one room with eleven beds in it and only one gentleman. "We must
go there then — we must have beds there." The party accordingly proceed-
ed to the chandler with the beds and rapped; no answer was returned. They
essayed to open the door — it was loejked . They shouted aloud, but received
no reply. At last, driven to desperation, they determined upon bursting
open the door. They had no sooner done so than they discovered every
bedstead empty, and all the beds piled one upon another in the centre of
the room, with the traveller sound asleep on the top. They with some
difficulty aroused him, and demanded what in tho world he wanted with
all those beds. "Why, look here, strangers," said he, "I ain't had DO
sleep these eleven nights, so I just hired eleven beds, to get rested all at
once and make up what I have lost. 1 calculate to do up a considerable
mess of sleeping; I've hired all these beds aud paid for 'em, and hang me
if I don't have eleven nights sleep out ou 'em before morning."
Utatral and $ftilitari) 3intelliqcna\
ABSTRACT OF PROGBESS.
During the past week.
Latitude. Longitude. Miles Run.
. 8.W.bW. 83 m.
. BwW.Wm.
. S.S.W.J^W. 84 m.
. W.1.N.44 m.
. N.bWA<W.40m.
. S.W.*kS.118m.
. S.W.^S. 74 m.
To-day Cape Horn bore N.EJ)N. 286 m, Cape Flattery N.N.W. about
7050 m.
Since our last we have obtained further particulars of the melancholy
death of Capt. W. F. Lambert, R. E. It appears by the official dispeteti
of Oeneral Van Straubenzee, the Commander-in-Chief in China, that, in
consequence of a flag of truce from Her M j. -i \ '■. gun-boat' 'Starling" bav-
in.' been tired upon by the Imperial troops at Nam tow, be pent an nrm^d
force thither to exact retribution. Tho fort was taken byaauault mi the
nth of August last, the party being led by Capt. Lambert, aocomuanied
by Commander Saumarez, II. N . Captain tsunbert was getting OU US top
of the wall when he received a mort il wound in the groin, owing to an .i -
i idental explosion of a lire-lock carried by one of the ' ■ Nansrhra" seamen
who was struggling with a soldier to be the first up the ladder.
Jim. 16th
. 55° 44' 8. .
. 64°03'W.
•• 17th .
. 66P60'8. .
. 66°57'\V.
" 18th .
. 58°06'S.
. 67°04'W.
•' 19th .
. 67° 58' 3. .
. 68°26'W.
'• 20th
. STOICS. .
. 68°4.i'\V.
" 2l8t
. 68°53'S. .
. UOOCW.
" 22nd .
. 69°53'S. .
. 72° WW.
Relics, Oa;.
Characteristic. — An Irishman, an Englishman and a Bootchms
pened one day to ctop at the win.litw of :i pastry-cook's shop; behind the
counter was a most lovely girl. •« By the powers!" said the Irishman,
in and hS>TS a orown*! worth, it* its only tO look at her." * *I'v.-
a mind to spend half a crown, though I don't want anything," said the
Englishman* '* tor the same purpose." "Hoot mon," says Bandy, "do
y« no ket, we might till go in, one at a time, and a*k for twa aixpi u
it shrllin'."
Mr. A., a member of the board of Councillors in a neighboring cit j
homo rather late our fine moonlight ni^ht. lb- u.i- c i Ki W« i t -
dilation in his morementa, to countered which, he walked exceedingly
straight, with a stiff upper lip, and some care in wording bia paragraphs.
He was met at the door by his Indignant spouse with the u- u ill re] rimand
on such occasions. "Pretto time of otghl Mr. A. for you to come home!
pretty time, threi o'clock in the morning; you a res] in in the
community and the father of a family!" '•Tis'n! three, its only one, I
heard it strike; council always sits up till one o'clock." ' 'My SOUJ Mr. A
you're drunk, BS true aa I'm alive you're drunk. It's (lire.- m the Dom-
ing!" "1 say Mrs. A. it's one. 1 heard It strike um- as I came round the
corner, two or three times."
C[onuindnuns.
XXVIII. Why is a member of the Royal Academy superior to Solomon in
glory?
XXIX. Why is Joseph fJUlotl the cleverest man that ever lived?
XXX. Why have travellers in a desert no occasion to starve'
Answer to XXV. A Newspaper.
XXVI. A chop at the "King's Head."
" XXVII. Because they are only 'tars* but he was a 'Tar-tar.'
* * Last Charade . — A Book .
The publication of the Kmiurant SOLDnBS 1 G axette and Cape lion*
Chronicle was commenced at 10 a, m., on the 30th, md was completed at
4p.m. this day. Published at tho Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin.
" Thames City."
TXIEI EilvIIO-Fl^VISrT
£Mim'
;vx., p \:±
AND CAPE HORN CHKONICLE.
0);uctti\
No. 11.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, JANUARY 29th, 18;V.i
[PBCt 3d.
fthf Emigrant Soldiers' fertte.
"TIIAMKS CITY," JANTAKY 2yth, 1859.
Lat. 52.27 B. Lom, 81.37 W. New Moox, Feb'y
3ki>, at Ih. 4m. a. u.
Ir there is one question ih»t it mure often asked and led
tatif far tori ly answered than another on board the "Thamei
City" it i«, "What shall we do when we (jet to Hritith Colum-
bia?" To tell the truth it it M impossible to explain tbil in
apoiitive and lurid manner aa It i> to predict the day when
we thai! drop amlior in Ktquimalt Harbour, but aj it it at
leatt permitted to all '.o think for tbcmaelvet, and to form
their own opinion!, we, on the ttrength of thit permittion,
venture to offer a few remark" at to tl.e probable destination,
occupation, and future career, of the Columbian Detachment
of the lloval Engineer*. First then, to judge from the au-
thenticity of the various report* upon the subject, there i*
little or no doubt that gold doe* exiil in great abundance
throughout Urge district* of the Colour of Hrili»h Columbia,
And, llir- m verified, the country, lika Australia
California before it. will soon be crowded with a rait and
motley throng fata marly every portion of the inhabit-.!
t, ailrarlcd thither in search of gold. The first thing to
lahlish a capital town, accessible if possible
to (hipping, which, like all other capital towns, tball form
the teat ol 1 1. .\. rumen'., a place of babit-ition ami trade, and
a depot for the va-l stock of stores and provisions nn ettary
lo meet the demands of to large a population. The | t
oft!' to establish this capital resit with I
'. that he has err this
' one probably on the bankt of tbr
" Fr>- II arrival will be to
i - » 1. 1 v , at it the caje in a
eea where Knglisbaara c. appear two or three grog
shop*, the* a More sjsjsj, a Hank, a
IS hotel, a jelly, and finally a
ill nrottablv have our ss> .
gat works, dockt, pavements, lamp-
■ nd puatib -
law detach- ^t at
the iiumet of the men composing it, an- h a.* clearing and le-
velling ground, building, draining, rnad-makiug, surveying,
digging wells, building Jetlys, Ac. We shall also have our
architects,! Irrks, surveyors, draught* men and photographers,
and be, we hope, at the bottom of all the good and at little
ot the evil at potsible that it done in the Colony. It v and
bye when prnv isioni arc cheap and plentiful we thall have
(T* from old Kngland 10 cultivate the country, wbotc
bright nml happy facet will form a delightful contrast to the
care-worn, dissipated, und tcouudrelly physiognomic! of the
gold diggen in general ; and, finally, let ut hope the day will
come when we shall tee many of the ilctai hment, with linn
wivet and families, comfortably settled on comlorlablc little
farm-, who, if you pay them a visit, will tell you wonderful
stories of a certain passage round Cape Horn in a certain
•hip. how Uie wind* blew, and the pit) lung of the ship stirred
up their bile, bow they acre obliged to hold on lo their teeth
to prevent Uirir bring blown down their throats, bow there
was a squall ot wind one night which laid the ship over on
her beam ends, how all the women i the narrator alone *I-
ti'l'tcd) were tcrraming out for their husbandt lo kits tin in.
quite positive that the ship was going down that very minute,
and. lastly, what a lot of rowt there used to be on board, and
bow precious glad they are that they are out ol lb it Inlets
all fathers and mothers are blessed with tuch good children
at those of our Ml nl " Hob ('rati hit, who, at we were told
the other night, stuck their spoons into their mouths, tor fear
they should shriek out too toon for goose, there are doubllen
nu j occasion! which call for the mild reproof, " Utile ihil-
dren should be seen and not Inard. BUM there it no reason
why they should not be thought of, and to judge (loin
10 ol birthi lince our departure, a i • ■ ridroUJ the mature
resolution uf the Columbia Pel n hun-nt of the |[ov a I Knfil
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THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
Everybody has beard the old story of "Whittington and
his cat," how. as he was leaving London, Bow Bells seemed to
say, "Turn again Whittington, Lord Mayor of London," how
he turned back, how he gave away his cat, how the cat made
his fortune, and how he eventually did become Lord Mayor of
London. Now there is a young lady on board the "Thames
City" blessed in the possession ol an affectionate pussy, and
although we cannot venture to say that the pussy will be the
making of Miss Matilda Hazel's fortune, there is no doubt
that as, when Whittiugton turned back at the sound of Bow
Bells, he put his foot on the first step of the ladder of fortune,
so clearly has Miss Matilda Hazel adopted the line of life for
which she is evidently marked out, and one in which her
talents have shone forth more conspicuously than ever since
the acquisition of her little black cat. We need not say that
the line of life we allude to is the stage, and truly when we
look back at the performance of Monday evening, and reflect
on the charming grace and modesty, the refinement, the ele-
gance of action, and the delightful modulation of voice that
distinguished the acting of this young lady in the character
of "Miss llardcastle," and remember her easy, pert and co-
quettish air as "bar-maid" at the inn, we cannot but regret
that so much beauty and talent has been lost to the country,
and confined to the small stage of the "Thames City." Pre-
eminently beautiful she certainly is, charmmg, with her en-
dearing smiles and occasional bursts of merriment, the hearts
and eyes of the whole audience, and when we think of the
pretty little foot and ancle that peeped so bewitchingly forth
from beneath the folds of her elegantly braided dress, we
cannot but anathematize the base villain who dared last week
to speak of these ravishing charms as "skinny feet and
stumps," and when we recognize the same individual in the
character of "Young Mario w," our only wonder is that a be-
ing of such rare grace and beauty could "stoop so low as to
conquer" a creature whom she has unhesitatingly set down
as a "frog" and a "dirty cur." On the whole "She Stoops to
Conquer" was decidedly a success, and one worthy of the re-
opening of the theatrical season. The gentlemen, taken all
in all, acted admirably, and although we were disappointed
with the memory of one who has heretofore promised better
things, we feel we cannot speak too highly of the performance
of Messrs. Turnbull and Dcrham, who clearly threw their
whole hearts and souls into the matter, and succeeded in
pleasing all who heard them. Nor should those who had not
the good fortune to take principal parts be forgotten. What
they did, they did well; and perhaps there were no parts of the
performance that pleased us more than those where "Jeremy"
declared that "although only a servant he was as good a man
as anybody else," and where "Diggory," with a voice — such
a voice I — a voice that seemed to come from the very bottom
of the ship, (somewhere in the vicinity of the milk) expres-
sed his fixed determination "to stay his stomach with a slice
of cold beef in the pantry," and we beg to congratulate the
manager on the acquisition of a company possessed, one and
all, of such a perfection of elementary histrionic talent. Nor
can we speak too highly of the new stage properties, all of
which, from the dresses to the footlights, were in perfectgood
taste, and of the highest quality. That eminent artist, J. C.
White, has clearly established, beyond a doubt, his superiori-
ty to Solomon, and we look forward with much pleasure to
witnessing on Wednesday next further proofs ot a talent
which, with the aid of only two or three colours, in the midst
of a crowded deck, and in the worst weather, succeeds in pro-
ducing specimens of artistic genius, that will contribute in a
very important degree to the lustre and general effect of our
theatrical entertainments.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
There is no study more interesting and instructive, and
more calculated to remind us of the infinite resources and
Omnipotence of the Creator of the universe, than the study
of Animated Nature. In whatever direction we turn our eyes
we everywhere meet the varied forms of animal life. Earth,
air, water are all alike occupied by multitudes of living
creatures, each fitted especially for the habitation assigned
to it by nature. Every wood or meadow, nay, every tree or
shrub, or turf of grass has its inhabitants, and, even beneath
the surface of the ground, numbers of animals may be found
fulfilling the purposes for which their species were called in-
to existence. Myriads of birds dash through the air support-
ed on their feathered pinions, or solicit our attention by the
charming song which they pour forth from their restingplaces;
whilst swarms of insects with still lighter wings dispute with
them the empire of the air. The waters, whether salt or
fresh, are also filled with living organisms ; fishes of many
forms and various colours, and creatures of still more strange
appearance swim silently through their depths, and their
shores are covered with a profusion of polypes, sponges, star-
fish and other animals. Notwithstanding the immense num-
ber of animals existing on the face of the earth, wehavebeen
enabled to form a system of classification, which, by bring-
ing together those animals which most resemble each other
and characterizing them by some common point of structure,
enables us to form a sort of general idea of the whole, and
to remember more readily the peculiarities of each. Irres-
pective of the scientific classification of animals, a popular
classification exists, which to a great extent coincides with it;
thus we find that tolerably clear notions are entertained as to
the differences between a beast, a bird, a fish, a reptile, and
an insect, — these being creatures that pass constantly under
our eyes; but, with respect to the lower animals with which
mankind at large are not familiar, the classification of ordi-
nary language is by no means so precise, and science is com-
pelled to invent a system of her own. The first step which
the student of Natural History takes in commencing his sub-
ject is to adopt a system of classification. Now, as I baTe
every reason to hope that there are many who hear nnd read
these contributions with feelings of interest in the subject,
and DOt merely with a view ot killing a little time, I have
considered this a fit opportunity of bringing before your no-
tice a few remarks on the basis of the study of Zoology, \\i:
"the classification of animals," which, being of a simple na-
ture and easily understood, may induce some to enter i.ito the
subject, who have been deterred from doing so by a precon-
ceived notion that scientific classifications arc notning but a
collection of hard names, more calculated to puzzle than to
enlighten the young beginner. The arrangement of the ani-
mal kingdom proposed by the illustrious Cuvicr is the one
generally adopted. He distributes the forms of animal life
into four grand Divisions, which are again subdivided into
orders, groups, nnd families. The first division comprises
those animals which have a vertebral column or spine termi-
nating in a skull, such as the monkey, the horse, the goose,
the salmon, the boa-constrictor, the frog, the tortoise, Ac.
The second division comprises those animals which have no
skeleton, are of a soft texture, and are sometimes covered with
a strong covering or shell, such as the snail, the slug, the oys-
ter, the mussel, &c. The third division includes those ani-
mals which are formed of a number of articulated points or
rings, soft or hard, as the worm, the lobster, the spider and
the small insects. The fourth division comprises those ani-
mals which have their organs arranged like rays proceeding
from a centre, such as the sea-urchin, the star-fish, the medu-
sa, &c. Thus the first division is called that of the Verte-
brated animals, the second division that of the Molluscous
animals, the third division that of the Articulate ani-
mals, and the fourth division that of the Radiated animals.
Every known living animal, whatever be its size or form,
comes under the head of one of these grand divisions, from
the huge whale to the smallest microscopic animalcule, and
so simple arc the distinctions that the telling off ot each ani-
mal to its own particular division might almost be entrusted
to a child; lut, when we come to the orders, groups and fam-
ilies, the characteristic distinctions are not so easy to discern,
but require closer study and more acute observation. In our
next we purpose to discuss the division into orders of the
Vertebrated animals, which we shall find correspond with the
popular classification before mentioned, by which beasts,
birds, reptiles and fishes are distinguished from one another.
Naturalist.
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
^o^espondcnc^.
To the Editor.
Dear Mr. Editob, — The Captain haying just inspected the
lower deck, down we rush to our tables like so many rabbits
into their holes in a warren, and so, with the whole day before
me, I hope to finish what little more I have to say on the sub-
ject of light, fuel, Ac.
I come now to the means whereby light is to be obtained
with the aid of a burning glass. What school boy has not
considerably increased the tailor's bill of his affectionate
parent by burning holes in the cuff of his jacket or the
knee of his trowsers with a burning glass? The object glass
(and indeed almost any other one) of a telescope is a burning
glass, Some old fashioned watch glasses filled with water
will answer the same purpose ; if the sun is not high over-
head, its rays must be glittered vertically down by means of
a mirror. 1 have somewhere read of the crystalline lens of a
dead animal's eye having been used on an emergency with
iuccess ns a burning glass. It is hardly necessary for me to
add that black tinder ignites much more easily in the sun
than light coloured tinder.
In more than one uncivilized country fire-sticks arc used by
the natives, but these require a long apprenticeship to work
with, and it is not every kind of stick that will do. Difficult
43 it is to those unpractised in the art, should a serious
emergency occur, it is by no means hopeless to obtain fire
after this method. Two blocks of wood are required, a drill
stick, and any rude description of bow with which to work
the stick. A party of men have advantages, inasmuch as the
work is very fatiguing; the whole party can try in turns, and,
as there t< considerable knack required to succeed, it is much
more probable that one out of many should succeed than that
a single beginner should do so. One person works the "drill
stick" with a rude bow, and with his other hand holds the
up,>er piece of wood, both to steady it and give it the requi.
s'.te pressure. Another man holds the lower piece of wood,
the fire block, to steady it, haviiig a piece of tinder ready to
catch fire. Any touch, hard and dry stick will do for the
'•drill," but the fire block must be of wood with little grain,
of a middle degree of softness and sufficiently inflammable.
It is not at all difficult to produce smoke with a broken fish-
ing-rod, or ram-rod, as a drill stick, and a common wooden
pill-box, or tooili-powder box, as a fire block; walnut is good
also, but deal and mahogany arc both worthless forfire sticks.
The best sort of tinder is the commonest, namely, cotton
or linen lighted and smothered by being crammed into your
tinder box before they arc burnt to ashes. Amadou, punk,
or German tinder, is made from a kind of fungus or mush-
room that grows on the trunks of old oaks, ashes, beeches,
4c, and many other kinds of fungus, and I believe all kinds
of puff balls will do. Dried cattle-dung is very useful as
tinder. In all cases the presence of saltpetre makes tinder
burn more hotly and more fiercely, and saltpetre exists in such
great quantities in the ashes of many plants (as tobacco, dill,
maize, sun-flower, &c) that these can be used just as they
aro in place of it. Thus, if the ashes of a cigar be well rub-
bed into a bit of paper (unsized paper like that out of a blot-
ting book is best suited, but any will do) they convert it into
touch paper. Gunpowder, of which three-quarters, is saltpe-
tre, (uninjured gunpowder is as good as any for this purpose)
has the same effect. If it be an object to prepare a store of
touch paper, a strong solution of saltpetre in water (and let
it be remembered that boiling water makes the solution forty-
fold stronger than ice-cold water, and about eight times
stronger than water 60° Fahr.) should be obtained, and the
paper, rags, or fungus, dipped into it >\nd hung to dry.
To kindle a spark into a flame by blowing is quite an art,
which few Europeans have learned, but in which cv-ry sav-
age is proficient. The spark should be received into a sort
of loose nest of the most inflammable substances procurable,
prepared before hand; when by careful blowing or tann ng
the flame is once started, it should be fed with little bite of
•tick or bark, nntil it has gained strength enough to grapple
with thicker ones. There is an old proverb "small sticks
kindle a flame, but large ones put it out." In soaking wet
weather the fire may be started in a frying pan itself, for wan!
of a dry piece of ground.
There is something of a knack in looking for fuel. It
should be looked for under bushes; the stump of a tree thai
is rotted nearly to the ground has often a magnificent root fit
to blaze throughout the night. In want of fire-wood the dry
m mure of cattle and other animals is very generally used
throughout the world, and there is nothing objectionable in
using it. Another remarkable substitute for fire-wood is
bones, a fact to which Mr. Darwin, the Naturalist quoted In
our ''Naturalist," was the first to draw attention. During the
Russian campaign, in 1829, the troops suffered so severely
from cold at Adrianople that the cemeteries were ransacked
for bones for fuel.
My stock of information about Fuel is now finished, fortu-
nately so, not only for the patience of your readers, but also
for the difficulty which I should have (had I more) in writing
it, from the heavy rolling of the ship and the bitter damp
cold. Had we plenty of fuel and appliances we might guard
against the latter, in the absence of both we must "grin and
bear it," and that the putting Qp with these and all other like
discomforts without grumbling will every day make ug more
callous to the inclemencies of the weather which we are led
to expect we shall find in "British Columbia" is the firm be-
lief of your obedient servant, Peter Simple.
gtaoal and IRiUtorg JntqUujHine.
Jan. 23rd . .
" 24th . .
•' 2ith . .
'■ 2«th . .
■• 27th . .
'• 2Sth . .
" 29th . .
To-day at noon
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
I,.ititndc. Longitude. Miles Hnn.
68°55'B. . . 74°04'W. . . N.W.bN. 94 m.
SsoiS'R. . . 77°00'W. . . W.hN.96m.
59°00'S. . . 79°M'W. . . g.W.bW.^JW.OTm.
S7°14'8. . . RO°47'W. . . N.bW.WW.IWiu
5fi°l.'t'S. . . 80 o 4CW. . . N.N.B.Mm.
54°23'S. . . 80°37'W. . . N.bW. 112m.
62°27'8. . . 81°37'W. . . N.W.^W. 122 n>.
Valparaiso boro N.bE.J^E. 1245 miles.
"RAISING A CHOP OF CHICKENS."
Undo " Dad Morton," of Vermont, tells the following story: " Tbem
LDOMtori of our'n didn't do nothln lialf way. Hut there*s an awful fallin'
off since them times. Why, In my time, when I was a boy , tilings wont
on more economical than now. We all worked. My work was to take car-
..f the hens and chickens, and I'll tell yer how I raised 'em. You know Vwe
a very thinkin' child, al'as a thinkin*, 'cept when l'se asleep. Well, ||
came to me one night to raise a big lot of chiekings from one- hen, and I'll
tell yer how I did It. I took an old whiskey barrel and filled it up with
fresh eggs, and then put It on the south side of the barn, with some horse
mamm round it. and then set the old hen on the bung-hole. The old crit-
ter kept her settiu', and in three weeks 1 beard a little 'peep.' Then I pui
mv ear to tho spigot, when tho peeping growed like a swarm of bees. I
didn't say anything to the folks about tho hatching, for they'd all the timo
told me 1 was a fool, but the next moruln' I knocked in the head of the
barrel and covered the barn floor two deep all over with chickingn."
Johtts, &c.
French Bulls.— The Irish nation hare been long supposed to enjoy the
exclusive privilege of making blnndcTS. A French gentleman who lately
died at Provence, whose name wan M.CIante, affords an instance to the con-
trary, an will appear by the following anecdotes of him. He hid hi* ' 'valet
dechnmbre," very early one morning, look out of the window and tell him
If it w;w daylight. "Sir," said the fellow, "It is no dark I can wet- nothing
an yet." "Beast that ynu an*," replied the master, "why don't you take
a candle to see if tho sun is rising or no?" He was 111 with a fever, his
physician r>rt»ade him the use of wine, and ordered him to drink nothing
but barley-water. "That I would," said the patient, "witbiUl my heart,
provided it had the relish of wine, for I assure you I'd as soon eat beef as
partridge, if it had the same taste." He paid a visit to a painter who wu
Dn drawing a landscape, where a lover and his mistress were in conver-
sation. "Let mo beg of you." said he, "to draw me in a corner where 1
can hear every word these lovers are saying, without any body seeing me."
At another time he desired the painter who was taking his portrait U>
draw him with a book in his hand which he should read out loud.
How it Leaked Out. — ' ' Mamma what makes dada kiss you." Inquired
little Willie of his mother. " (Jet away you •camp or I'll box your
ears," "But mamma 1 should Hko to know." "Well then child It's
tiecause he loves me ; but lovcy what makes you ask such a naughty ques-
tion ?" " Because I saw dada kiss the cook last Sunday, when you were
at church, so I think hs loves her as well as you." There w«j a fuss Is the
tunily.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£on(js and |3orirn.
CASTLES IN THE AIR.
1 The bonnle, bonnie bairn wha sits pokin' In the a^e,
fJlowerin' In the fire wi' his woe round face,
Laugbin 1 at the puffin 1 Iowa, what mn be there?
Hal the young i reamer's biggin oaatlaB In the jiir.
*J His wes chubby face, and his tonsej curly povi
in laughln' and noddin' to the wee dancln' lowei
He'll brown his rosy cheeks, an 1 sin;;' bis sunny hair,
Qlotrerln' a1 the tmpa wV their castles In the air.
3 ii' bi as muckle castles towerin' to the moon,
Hieaeefl wee ndgan puuV them a' doom
Worlds womblin' up and down blaastn 1 wi* a fi;ire,
Losh! how be Looks aa tiny glimmer in the air.
4 For a' see sage be looks, what can the laddie ken,
Da's tbinkin' upon naethjng like mony mighty men,
A wee ttiijiK make us think, a una* thing raaks us stare.
Thru- are m dr fblka than bin biggin castles in the air.
.*> Sick a night in winter may weel mak him rauhl,
II iM cMn Upon his puffy liann will sum* mak liim auld;
His brow is brent sat; braid, 0* pray that daddy care,
Wad lot the wean alane wi* his castles in the air.
6 He'll glower at the fire and he'll keek at the licht,
But mony sparklin' stars are swallowed up by nicht,
Aulder een than his are glamoured by a glare,
Hearts are broken, beads are turnod wi' castles In the air.
a "mxEir bit.
Jack ass! to think to put rue in the shade
By that vulgar composition you last week made!
For personality like that there is no palliation,
So now for personal, but truthful retaliation.
Your bite, whelp, ah! ah! was soon forgotten,
You can't bite hard for all your teeth are rotten,
Don't wince, again your feelings do 1 shock?
They are very filthy, just like your 8M0CK.
(Jrlthound! your brains must be very slender,
Win ii you make such a fool's remark about my gender,
I call you greyhound, you know what it means,
A bound that's scraggy and has no brains.
No doubt you thought you cut it nice and fat,
By bitting on my tiny, little cat,
In teaching him his duty I cannot fail.
He spurns all curs, when be «ees you swells bis tail.
I hope, I'kah. from pussy you'll take a pattern,
He Is no clean and nothing of a slattern;
If I required a monkey to lead upon the deck,
I should take off pussy's string and tie it on TOUR nock.
And your head once within that noose of tape,
Would give me the "tout air" of an — ape!
A gentleman, * 'en passant" I call him ' 'Terry,"
Has an animal whom he names * 'Jerry;*'
Like you, he scrawls on paper, sits in a chair,
You are as like him as bur to hair.
Hii Visage, too, is freckled, ugly, frightful,
Bklt then, cnlikk you, "Jerry" isn't spiteful,
"What is he?" you ask — ' 'a baboon!" the truth I cannot smother,
You are so like him, I could take you for his brother.
My washing clothes you have most highly vaunted,
Do take a Lesson — I'm sure it's wanted;
Wash did I Bay, I must be joking,
first you'd better learn the art of soaking.
If, as I, you are not clever at putting in a stitch
l can't help that, you fiddle. fieei, il,;< att.-likk witch.
Hecate! tms reminds me of poor .Macbeth!
Ui-ne mber Macduff hunted him to death;
Maolut! am 1 . don't think me too precocious,
You're Macbeth (or rather like him), you're so ferocious.
As to my being groggy, say no more,
Were yon groggj when yon went on shore?
Another question answer with candour, sir, I say,
Why for boat-biro tenpence only you have to pay?
I did the tiling in a far more handsome manner,
Ami have to fork out seven bub and a tanner.
Booby, the night of the bill on shore,
I had, when i st urted, Kro poum a four.
It wasn't all my own, or no cause for Morrow,
1 was going to buy stock for others on the morrow.
With \vh it I Spend and paid, if 1 remember even.
There w ik in my pane Than 1 lost it one pound seven.
Fool! you are to quote ' l non mi ii or io, " I am in no fix,
Nnmakolll I waa never in "the forty-sixth."
My "polka-" with which, you say 1 keep out the cold,
SfOUI vi i y Bell by this all Li si on bar* been soldi
In tin B from boI I) you are ■ nightly dweller,
Silt n_' among the ashes Like Cinderella;
lint not bo pretty, you're Crosen stiff, jual ai a dummy,
Drii i up an I shrivelled, the col iur of an Kgyptlan mummy.
An oLn m.N and wky-na.ck'd am 1 ! go hide your empty pair,
i my ueck be war, you ass, when 1 can bold it straight?
What ean it be to you, yon saucy pup.
The reason why l stick my trowsart up?
I might ask of you without any sin,
Why you aiwa..-, like a shirt, y.mr smock tuck in?
I was sick on Christmas day, no wonder, to see you with thumbs
Cramming in that pudding so stuffed with plums;
Gorging is certainly the worst of faults,
I wish you'd eat less and not bore me for salts.
With pity towards you my bowels were yearning,
When I read your lines upon my learning,
To the ' ' Haut Kcole" of learning I have no pretence,
Yet unlike you, donkey, I believe I've common sense;
You have not even that, or you don't use it,
From what you write you every day abuse it.
I would call you Solomon, but it doesn't suit you well,
Polecat! is far better, judging from your shell.
I know I've Bent nothing but rhyme to this journal,
You have sent nonsense enough — most infernal;
In writing an article I should take some pride,
If such a noodle as you o'er the paper did not preside.
I think by this I've shown I still crow — not cackle,
My crowing is more, clown, than you can tackle,
Whate'er you do, knave, I am still the same,
Not an "old hew," but a "touno cock" that's game.
FIRST LOYE.
The following lines are from the pen of a lady, and In thanking her for
her most kind contribution, we can but express our satisfaction at finding
that the few remarks we ventured to offer last week have been taken In
good part, with the hope that many more will soon find an opportunity ot
following her example.
First love, the Eden of the inmost heart.
Of all earth's joys the only priceless part,
Thou bright first joy, too beautiful to last,
To-day thou art, to-morrow thou art past;
Leaving an impress on the inmost soul,
O'er wiiieh in vain the tide of years may roll,
Not dark eternity itself can 'rase
Thy memory love, first love of early days.
How She tricked Him.— A young lady, at a ball one evening, asked her
cousin Fred ' 'if he knew that very nice young man at the other end of the
room?" " Yes," said Fred, " he is a Bchool-fellow of mine." " 1 wish
you wou|d introduce me," said Miss Emma. Immediately Fred went down
and requested the young man to come up and he would introduce bim to
bis cousin Emma. "Ah!" said the young gentleman, "just trot her down
he-aw." Poor Emma happened to overhear the answer her cousin receiv-
ed, and requested bim to make a second attempt, which he did, and was
successful. When the young man approached Miss Emma's seat, he waa
?,uitt- struck with her beauty, and was about to make an apology, but be-
>re he had time to speak, Miss Emma surveyed him from head to foot,
and very smartly said to her cousin, - 'That will do, you can just trot him
off now."
^onumdruins.
XXXI. Why is the « 'Thames City" like an old cow?
XXXII. Why is a butcher like a great continental traveller?
XXXIII. Why is the "Thames City" in a heavy sea like the black dog
brought on board at the Falkland Islands?
Answer TO XXV11I. Because Solomon in all bis glory was not R. A.'d
(arrayed) like one of thene.
" XXIX. Because he first made people nteel (steal) pens and then
pere-uaded them that they did WT te (right. I
" XXX. Because of the quantity of sand whtofa Is (wtchss] there.
gUIrcrtisements.
Theatre Royal, "Thames City."
THE MANAGER of the above Theatre takes this opportunity of offering
his warmest thanks for the liberal and substantial enpport given to the
Columbian Theatrical Fund, which enabled him to pun i, scen-
ery and other properties of such a character that he feeh assured they can-
not be surpassed by any Theatrical Company in British Columbia. He
Mini N -rely trusts that it will be the means of pa-sing many an hour in harm-
less amusement, and he begs to assure the subscribers that no effort Bhall
be wanting on the part of himself and company to afford them a good an-
tert.iiiniu m( . He has much satisfaction in stating thtt the subscriptions
amounted to £13. 1.0, of which £7.8.6, was expended for The itrical pur-
poses, leaving a aaranflt in hand of £6.12.8 to meal Future exigencies.
The Manager begs to announce that on Wednesday, the 2nd Feb.. will
be presented that well known and justly celebrated Burlesque Tragic
Opera, in one Act, by W. B. Rhodes, r>j., entitled,
Artaxominous. (Kinc of Utopia) James Turnbull.
gushes, Minister of Btate) Gbarlss Bit it.
Genera] Bombastss A. It. Howse.
l Ht Court 'er Lea Is fclnghet
2nd Courtier George K;it on
Distafflna Henry Bennev ,
After which there will be ;i variety of singing and dancing.
,©y Doors open at 6 o'clock, performance to commence at 0*80 precisely .
The publication of the BMftUUUft Soi.i>m;s' Gaut'il AJTJ) OAPl HbM
Chronuu: wis commenced at in a. m . , on the ST th, and was completed at
4 p, in. this day. Published ut the Editor's Office, Starboard Frout Cabin,
" Thames City."
THE ttT&TG-FLJ^TXrrn
$UUtt£,
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 12.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 5th, -1859.
[Price 3d.
©hq (ginkjrant Soldiers' feettq.
"THAMES CITY," FEBRUARY 5th, 1859.
Lat. 39.47 S. Long. 19.16 W. Moon's First Quar-
ter, Feb'y 10th, at 7h. 39m. p. m.
Most of our readers must be acquainted with that
celebrated book of Defoe's — Robinson Crusoe. The
undoubted original of this character was Alexander
Selkirk, a Scotchman by birth, and the Island of Juan
Fernandez, in Lat. 33 ° 40 South and Long. 19 °
West about 400 miles west of Valparaiso, is where
he was cast ashore. The island was first discovered
by a Spanish navigator in the year 1572 ; it is of ir-
regular form, from ten to twelve miles long and about
six broad, its area being 70 square miles. It was in
the year 1704 that Alexander Selkirk while engaged
in a privateering expedition quarrelled with the Cap-
tain of his ship and resolved to leave the vessel as
soon as an opportunity offered ; he had not to wait
long, for they shortly after arrived at Juan Fernandez,
whore our hero was landed with all his effects. Sel-
kirk soon began to consider the means of rendering
his residence on the island endurable. It was the
month of October and the middle of spring, and all
was blooming and fragrant. The possibility of starv-
ing was not one of the horrors which his situation
presented. Besides the fish and seals which swarmed
round the shores of the island, there were innumerable
fruits and vegetables in the woods, among which was
the never-failing cabbage ; and hundreds of goats
skipped wild among the hills. Almost all the means
of ordinary physical comfort were within his reach,
and he had only to exert his strength and ingenuity to
make the island yield him its resources. How he pro-
ceeded to do this; the various shifts and devices he fell
upon to supply his wants, and to add gradually to his
store of comforts; the succession of daily steps and
contrivances by which in the course of four years and
a half he raised himself from comparative helpless-
ness to complete dominion over the resources of his
little territory; and along with, this the various stages
which his feelings went through from the agony and
stupefaction of the first night which he spent on the
island to the perfect freedom and happiness which he
ultimately obtained, we have not sufficient room to
discuss in detail. It is needless to say that Defoe's
narrative is almost entirely a fiction. So far as the
details of his hero's daily life in the desert island are
concerned, it was not visited by cannibal savages as is
the case in the romance, and no faithful Friday ap-
peared to cheer the hours of Selkirk's solitude. All
these ornaments of the story the world owes to Defoe,
whose object was not to write the history of Selkirk,
or any other known cast-away, but to describe, by the
force of imagination, the life of an ideal hero, on an
ideal desert island; at the same time there is no doubt
that Defoe's narrative fills up our conception of Sel-
kirk's long residence on this island with details such
as must actually be true. We may perceive by this
story the truth of the maxim, that "necessity is the
mother of invention," since this man found means to
supply his wants in a very natural manner so as to
maintain his life, though not so conveniently, yet as
effectually as we are able to do with the help of our
arts and society. It may likewise instruct us how
much a plain and temperate way of living conduces to
the health of the body and vigor of the mind, both
which we are apt to destroy by excess and plenty, es-
pecially of strong liquor, and the variety as well as the
nature of our meat and drink; for this man, when he
came back to our ordinary method of diet and life,
though he was sober enough, lost much of his strength
and agility. The island of Juan Fernandez was visit-
ed in the year 1845 by H. M. S. Collingwood, when a
single Chilian family constituted the whole of the resi-
dent population, who claimed the largest and readiest
stream for watering. Cabbage, palms, cherry trees,
and peaches were found in great abundance, and all
these, with wild oats, radishes, nasturtiums, rhubarb,
and strawberries, grew in wild and useless fruitfulness.
Animals are abundant fcr such a small spot; goats,
which exist in great numbers, may be seen grazing on
every height, and many horses run wild; also asses,
which have attained great size, and roam in fierce and
wild herds. Dogs are said to be numerous and trou-
blesome. Cats, like the dogs, now live among the
rocks. Seals are nearly extirpated, but fish and craw-
fish are abundant. Vessels occasionally put in here
for water and provisions.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
What a blessing fine weather seems to be after several
weeks of cold winds, and stormy seas, and their attendant
discomforts, in a crowded ship. Something of this kind was
probably passing through the minds of most of us on Tues-
day last, when the glorious sunshine settled, once again, all
the day long upon the decks, warming the laughing faces of
the children, who came swarming up, like butter flies on a
summer day, from the recesses of the between-decks. The
rough part of the journey we hope is over, now that the no-
torious Cape is past, and we may fairly congratulate ourselves
that, with but little interruption, the rest of the voyage will
be composed of fine weather, smooth seas, and a clear sky.
It is a comfort too to think that we are Bearing our destina-
tion, and wc may begin to calculate, not so much the time
we have been absent from England, as the Dumber of weeks
(growing shorter and shorter) it will yet take us to reach the
Colony. Our newspaper, we rejoice to say, like a seasoned
traveller, is getting, like the rest of us, used to sea life, and
holds up his head strong and flourishing, but with great re-
gret, we are compelled to add, that our chief contributor and
main support, who from the first has been a tower of strength
on our side, has been afflicted for some days past with a mal-
ady called the "mumps,'' a malady which interferes material-
ly with the exercise of the faculties in general, more especial-
ly with those connected with the science of eating and drink-
ing. We trust, however, shortly to see him again in his
accustomed place, not only on Saturday evenings, but on
others also, when with his hands in his breeches pockets, a
short pipe in his mouth, and a Glengary cap on his head, he
will appear as before, in deep conference with Sapper Scales,
the recognized master of the ceremonies, respecting the order
for the dances of the evening, lie missed on Thursday last
a rare treat iu not being present to witness the delightful
manner in which the burlesque of "Bombastes Furioso" was
put on the stage, when the acting of all the performers, their
dresses, and the scenery, brought down the plaudits of the
house, and evidently gave universal satisfaction. To remind
us again that our old customs in fine weather were returning,
some excellent songs followed, with the recital, by Corporal
Sinnett, of an old Homeric lay of the siege of Troy. This
last we hope will very shortly be repeated that a fresh oppor-
tunity may be given us of admiring its incontestable beauties
aLd merits.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
Having in our last number described Cuvier's classification
of the animal kingdom into four grand divisions, we now pro-
ceed to investigate more fully the first of these divisions, viz:
that of the Vertcbrated, which has been again subdivided in-
to four orders. As the name indicates, the animals compris-
ed in this division are all furnished with a vertebrated col-
umn, known in popular language as the spine, and an internal
skeleton, or bony framework, which is covered externally
with llesh and which contains the internal organs destined to
perform those functions necessary to the maintenance and
support of life. The distinction between an animal thus pro-
vided with a spine and one without a spine (called by Natu-
ralists an Invertebrate animal) is very apparent. Take a cod
fish, for instance, and split him open and you find a long flex-
ible bone extending from head to tail, and composed of a
number of small bones united together, around which the
flesh is attached; but take a lobster and split him open in the
same way, and you do not find any trace whatever ot a spine
or even of an internal skeleton; on the contrary, his skeleton
is outside, and consists of a hard case or shell in Which the
flesh is contained. We have no hesitation then in placing the
cod fish amongst the vertebrate animals, and the lobster
among the invertebrate animals. Amongst the animals pro-
vided with a spine we find there are some which produce iheir
joung alive, and for a time suckle them; they constitute the
highest order of the animal kingdom, and have warm blood.
Next we find a set of animals, also warm-blooded, but who
produce their young from eggs; their bodies are covered with
feathers and their limbs are adapted for motion through the
air, as well as for progression on land. Then again we fin 1
some of this division of animals entirely different in structure
from either of the two mentioned; these we find are so con-
stituted that they can only live in water; their extremities are
converted into fins, by means of which, tegether with their
expanded tails, they move through the water. They are cold-
blooded animals, and their skins are either naked or covered
with scales. Lastly, we find a class of animals furnished with
a vertebral column quite distinct from those above mentioned,
both in habits and structure ; they are a group of animals
generally regarded with but little favor by mankind ; a por-
tion of them only arc provided with limbs, and they all more
or less creep upon their bellies; they have cold blood, but are
constituted to breathe air. The types of these different or-
ders are very easily recognized. In the first place, as exam-
ples of those animals which produce their young alive and
suckle them, called the Mammalia, we may quote, the cat, the
cow, the sheep. Those animals popularly known as Birds are
included in the second order. The third order comprises the
Fishes; and the fourth those animals which are commonly dis-
tinguished by the name of Reptiles. These different classes
of animals differ essentially, not only in external form and
appearance, but also in the structure of their internal organs:
thus wc find the mammalia breathe by means of lungs, which
communicate externally by one opening, called the wind-pipe.
Birds also breathe by means of lungs, which, however, are
furnished with several apertures communicating with the
cellular tissue of the body and the interior of the bones; the
air thus penetrating to all parts of the body renders them
lighter and capable of being supported by the atmosphere.
Respiration in fishes is effected not by lungs but by a differ-
ent set ot organs called gills. Reptiles are furnished with
respirating organs differing from both lungs and gills, and in
some instances attaining an extraordinary size and occupying
a considerable portion of the entire body. The heart also
differs in form in these different classes : thus, the heart of
mammals and birds is divided into four separate cavities; that
of the fishes consists of two cavities; and that of the reptiles
consists of one entire cavity only. Knowing these distinc-
tive characteristics relative to the internal organs, we are
better enabled to judge as to what division of the animal
kingdom certain creatures belong whose outward appearance
is at first sight very apt to mislead us. We have a remark-
able instance of this in one of the largest of known animals,
viz: the whale, a small species of which we have of late fre-
quently observed swimming about in the neighbourhood of
our vessel. How many there are whe, if asked to which divi-
sion of animals this creature belongs, would not hesitate for
an instant, judging from its appearance and habits, to rank
it amongst the fishes. But it is well known that the whale is
not a fish, and has no affinity whatever with fishes; it is just
as much a mammal as the ox or the elephant, inasmuch as it
has warm blood, breathes air through lungs, brings forth liv-
ing young, and suckles them with true milk. It is certainly a
peculiar mammal, differing from other mammals in its being
aquatic and not terrestrial, but it can no longer slay under
water without fresh air beyond a very short period than a man
could. 'In a future number we hope to have an opportunity
ot making a few observations on the Natural History of this
monster of the deep, when more will be said or. this subject.
In our next we purpose continuing the subject of classification
by calling your attention to the different groups of animals
into which the mammalia have been subdivided by Cuvier ;
the first group of which includes only the human species.
Some naturalists refuse to allow the human race to enter the
zoological series at all ; whilst others hold that the highest
order of the apes tread so closely upon the heels of humanity
that it is not easy to draw the line between them. Physical-
ly considered, man must be regarded as belonging to the class
mammalia, but any one, who will compare an Ourang-Outang
or a Champanzee with a man, will at once see that the differ-
ences in organization are sufficiently great as to warrant us in
keeping him quite separate from even the highest of the low-
er animals. Natcramst.
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
Corespondent.
' To the Editor.
Ma. Editor, — I am no less hurt than surprised at the allu-
sions made to me in the "Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette" of the
29th January last. As regards the first part, I pass that by,
as I have done many other comical references to the little
black animal I brought from the Falklands — and although I
have not, nor ever had, any Lord-Mayor-like ideas when I
obtained him, still if the author of the article thought, or
Mill thinks I have, he is at full liberty to do so, and I take the
affair as a very good joke, and promise the said gentleman a
dinner invitation as soon as I am installed in the civic chair.
But as regards the succeeding part, so severe and codding a
critique I cannot allow to go by without a rather more seri-
ous observation. In personating the character of "Miss Hard-
castle" I endeavored to do so to the best of my limited abili-
ty, and when I know (by reading, for I never saw them) that
such celebrated actresses as the late Mrs. Nesbitt, Mrs. Hum-
bey, and (now in my own day) Miss Reynolds, have played
the part, I felt (not being a woman) no little difficulty in un-
dertaking it. 1 played the character according to my own
conception, and if my imperfection afforded only a tenth part
lof the audience the least satisfaction I am delighted. The
,stage is not, nor ever will be, my business, but as a pastime
among my brother amateurs, I should always have been glad
to while away a few hours, either at the present or at any fu-
ture time; at any rate as I do not possess either "the grace,"
"refinement," "beauty," "ankles" or any other qualification
the author of the article in question attributes to me, I must
beg of him for the future to send his heaps of cod-ism to some
other quarter ; a passing allusion to my pertormance would
have been sufficient for my vanity, and which I should have
taken as a compliment. The matter as it now stands leaves
me the butt of many who are not able to refrain from insult,
and whose want of sense prevents them from knowing the
difference between a jocular allusion and a reality. To all
such I feel it too great a trouble to further remark. I have
no doubt the article was written with the idea of being both
funny and amusing, but as it is addressed indirect ridicule
to and of me, tor the future no further opportunity will be
given by inc for a repetition of nonsense on the part of the
writer, as henceforth the manager has it in his power to re-
place me (whenever he pleases) by some othtr "charmer,"
whom I am convinced will be as anxious on all occasions to
acquit himself creditably, as I have been. I cannot conclude
without publicly thanking those four ladies who were kind
enough to make mine and the other female dresses, and to
whose taste I am ind"bted; I would name them individually,
but, as I know it would be offensive to them, I refrain from do-
ing so. What I have written is written in sincerity; had the
writer of the article No. 2 followed the same plan there had
been no need of these remarks from me. I apologize for the
space I have taken, and remain,
Mr. Editor, yours, &c,
Henry Wm. Hazel
Note by the Editor. — We have inserted the above letter,
but at the same time beg to remind Mr. Hazel that as it was
his wish, in taking the part of "Miss Hardcastle," to do it
the most ample justice in his power and to please all, in which
effort he did most certainly succeed, so it was doubtless the
wish of the author of the article in question to give pleasure
and avoid offence; and we beg also to assure htm that had it
been for one moment imagined that the effect would have
been the contrary, and the intended joke not been taken in
good part, the article would not have been inserted, such be-
ing quite opposed »o the rule on which the journal is conducted.
•— ♦ — •
To the Editor.
Dear Mr. Editor,— As "Naturalist " has kindly promised
to give some information on the classification, 4c, of animals,
I thought if I paid a visit to the "City" menagerie and in-
spected some of the animals themselves, as they are "all to
be seen alive," that I might understand him all the better. I
had but one .hour to spare, so plunging down the first ladder
which led to the dens I came right upon "Cage No. 8." They
were motley birds in this cage. One, a "mocking bird;" last
week he was in full taJking order, and could imitate every
other animal in the collection. Then there was a "cobbler,"
and lastly, a very fine specimen of "Mother Cary." Next
came No. 10, a rare collection this; there was a sharp dog,
not so old as he looks, and seldom bites; not a water dog, at
least I am told he has a great aversion to water, and if there
is the least sign of his having to take to it, such is his saga-
city, that he collars himself with a life-buoy. Then there is
a fine young hippopotamus, a west-country cock, a sandy col-
oured bear, and a dirty young monkey, at least so a visitor
once called him. These animals are in fine training and were
never known to fall out but once — the bear thought the mon-
key was grinning at him, and threw his feeding trough at the
monkey, who threw it back and tried to scratch the bear's
eye& out; the bear was about to hug the monkey, when the
dog gave a bark, and the young hippopotamus growled " hot
water below," and all were like lambs again. It is also re-
markable how these animals agree over their meals. Next
came No. 12 den, such a den of animals, a small red-maned
Numidian Lion and cub, a London game codk, a live egg, a
roebuck, and a Wiltshire hog; at feeding times the growling
here is terrific. I was so frightened that I dare not go far-
ther, but lower down I hear there are he-bears, and she-bears,
and cubs, and welsh rabbits, and crocodiles, and cats, and fid-
dles, and a prick-ear'd ourang-outang playing on a goose's
neck. On Saturday evening last, a laughiug-hyena-like noise
was heard proceeding from No. 10 cage, and at first it was
thought that an animal of that, description was confined there,
but it turned out to be a poor harmless "booby" which had
escaped from the breeding cage on the opposite side of the
menagerie. The next opportunity I get I intend visiting the
Dove-Cote, and, with your permission, will give you an ac-
count of my visit.
I am, dear Mr. Editor, yours, &c,
Naturalist-Secdndus.
ftiratt and
gtlilitarg JntcUigcntie.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
DuriDg the past week.
Jan.
Feb.
With
31st
1st
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
Tifititude.
50° 24' 8.
49°23'S.
46°28'S.
45°10'S.
45°20'S.
41°45'S.
39°47'S.
Longitude.
81°37'W.
82° 00' W.
81°05'W.
81°15'W.
81° WYf.
81°35'W.
79°16'W.
Miles Run.
N. 123 m.
N.bW.ViW. 63 m.
N.bE. 179 m.
N.UW. 79 m.
W.S".W.27m.
N.WE. 215 m.
N.E.J^N. 158 m.
To-day at noon Valparaiso bore N.E.^N. 546 miles.
Rigid Sense of Dcty.— At one of our sea-port Towns there stood — and wft
believe doeB stand there still — a fort, on tho outside of which is a spacious
field, overlooking a delightful prospect of land and water. At the time
we are speaking of, a Major Brown was the Commandant; and his family
being fond of a milk diet, the veteran had several cows that pastured in tho
land aforesaid; a sentry was placed near the entrance, part of whoso duty
it was to prevent strangers and stray cattle from trespassing thereon. On
one occasion an Irish Marine, a stranger to the place, was on guard at this
post, and having received the regular orders not to allow any one to go on
the grass but the Minor's cows, determined to adhere to them strictly. He
had not been long at his post when three elegant young ladies presented
themselves at the entrance, for tho purpose of taking their usual evening
walk, and the Marine quickly accosted them with " You can't go there."
' 'Oh! but we may," uttered the ladies with ono voice, ' 'we have the pri-
vilege to do so." '' Privilege !" repeated the Bentry, ''faith, and I don't
care what ye have, but you mustu't go there, I tell yo it's Major Brown's
positive orderB to the conthrary." "Oh! — ay — yes — we know that," said
the eldest of the hulics, with great dignity, ' 'but we are Major Brown's
daughters." ' 'Ah, well, you don't go in there any how," exclaimed Pat.
' 'you may be Major Brown's daughters, but you're not Major Brown's
cows."
O|omtndrums.
XXXIV. Why have we every reason to suppose that the 8crjcant Major of
the Detachment is a Yankeo ?
XXXV. Why is a laundress like the greatest traveller in the world?
XXXVI. Why is the ' 'Thames City" like a fop getting tit?
Answer to XXXI. Because she yields little or no milk.
*• XXXII. Because tae'f constantly all over grease (Greece).
" XXXIII. Because shell a horrible lurcher.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£ongs and goftrg.
TO MY GOD-CHILD.
pear little innocent, thou dost not know,
The promises for thee I made — and vow,
'Chat in thy coining lifetime thou shouldst bo
A child of the Almighty Deity.
Vet 1 will ask tlmt RUB may be thy lot,
And show to thee my vows are not forgot.
Thy parents too, oh! ever may they find
Tln-t' dutiful, affectionate and kind.
Their's be the Joys in after yean to traee.
In thee the fruits of all-redeeming grace ]
if you have this, you rarely then a jii prove,
Bolaos In tfaelr care and worthy of their love.
I too, will ne'er forget thee, though I stray
To other land-, and 1 will ever pray,
Thai In iv'n may bless thee with its brightest smiles,
Little Marina, of the Falkland Isles.
A RETORT.
A CONTRIBUTION FROM A LADY.
We are forever parted,
But oh! may thou he guy,
Forget the broken-hearted
■Whom sorrow wastes away.
May the heart to whom is plighted
Thy vows, thou faithless one,
Lore thee ei did the slighted,
In happiness here gone.
But I will not reprove thoo,
Thy faults I all forgive,
For I cannot cease to love thco
Until I cease to live.
Soon, soon hast thou forgotten
One who prized thee mOTJ than life.
And with constancy unshaken
Would love thee all her life.
-♦ — •%-
« SIMPLE DRESSING."
Once gentle maid — thouVt turning gruff,
Thy last indeed was paltry stuff,
"f was poor and filthy — coarse and rough,
And mean too.
And is such sweetness turning sour
Krom (reek tu week— from hour to hour.
Fast fading now — once blooming flower.
And green too?
What once was green is turning yellow,
It's rotten now — what once wis meUoW,
The half-dead "hull" begins to bellow,
With spite and fear;
The ' 'shark" has got the hook at last,
Her scream in heard above the blast,
And like the ''honey-moon" that's PAST,
The ' 'splice" looks queer.
The poor wee ' 'wren" is ' 'peek'd" to death,
Ytt gasping still With dying breath,
Me i Mrip* out ■ 'come Garth Macbeth,"
And show your muscle.
And bring Macduff up here as well,
With "troops" Of tmpfl [don't mind the smell)
"Tuck up" your sleeve.. Me, 1 Vu him well,
And have a tussle.
They're on the boards and now for fun,
One armed with i-ksti.k, one with gun,
I wonder who'll be first to run
And cry ' 'enough,"
Kirst blow from rki>, well" answer'd oret,
''Go it my chickens" — splendid "play,"
'Tis hard to tell who'll win the day,
Or who's the muff.
But ah! the Grey is on his knees,
That blow from Bed, faith made him sneeze —
ft ill he's reL-uv'rinir h\ degrees,
Me'il stand another round.
Ah! ah! sir Grey, what are you at?
1 thought you said 'twas ' -tit for tat,"
You're bitting below the ' 'belt," you brat.
Come, try and stand your ground.
Come, gently, Red, don't bo too cruel,
By Jove! he's giving Grey his ' 'gruel,'*
lie's making him fizz like "patent fuel,"
Yet still he strikes him fairly.
Qfey ' 'nails hie colours to the mast,"
But what's the use, his strength is past,
Hie euu with cloud is over-cast,
For Bed has killed him nearly.
Listen, sirs! and pray don't shout.
For Red's telling what 'twas all about.
And bathing pestles bleeding snout,
Just while he tells his story,
Von say that I eat too much ' 'junk,"
And like a ' 'polecat" said I stunk,
If I'm a polocat you're a ' 'skunk,"
With muzzle red and gory.
Can't you give me a harder knock
Than writing stuff shout my "smock,"
'TiB cleaner than your "bunk," old "cock;"
My pen I can't cheek, miss:
Suppose miss ' 'trout," "cock," "hull," and "shark,"
You rise some morning with the lark,
And wash away the water mark
That encircles your "straight" neck, miss.
Now if my ' 'dirt" is bo distressing,
That I don't consider Boap a blessing,
My pate's not daub'd with ' 'simple dressing,"
As I saw your's, miss:
From joking, miss, I can't refrain,
Since you've become so very plaix,
Tell us where you got that "watch and chain
You sported at the bail, miss.
You say that you have common sense^
Why, usb it then, I mean no offence,
Pray use a little — do commence,
And give us less de Francais.
Ere by your French your lines distinguish,
Just try and write some better English,
You ugly, ill-made, empty, tin-dish,.
Who would like to be thought silver.
"Come on" you donkey Penguin muff,
"Come on" and write some better stuff,.
My cry shall be
"Come on Macduff."
PAT AS GOOD AS HIS MASTER..
An Irishman being very hard up at borne came to the conclusion that he>
would go to London to look for a job, which he did; but on his arrival in
the great metropolis he was at as great a loss as ever how to manage. At
length, after taking several round turns through the city, he was an oste ■■
by one of the "swell mob," who shouted "Halloa there." I'at turned
round and asked, ' 'Was it me yer honour was callin* to " "Yes, "lie re-
plied, "I suppose you've newly swam." "Well," said Pat, "l'mlivin*
since I was horn, and a while afore that, an' I never swum a stroke in BBS
life." "I mean you're not long from the 'sod.'" "Just Uds morning
yer honour." "I suppose you want a job." "I'd rather have somethinr
to aat first, for I'm as waak as a new-born child, ban-in' I can keep BM
feet." "Well," said the gent, "come with me and you shall have some-
thing to eat," which Pat readily did. "Now," Bald the gent, when Pit
had finished a hearty meal, "1 will give you employment if y<>u wish."
* 'Thank ye kindly," said I'at, ' 'aft her such a dinner as that I'm aipial t«>
anything, from Kh-mu' a purty girl to robbin' the 'mail.' " AU.ut 7 o'ehnk
that evening I '=i t and bis sen pwrMf wonl onl for a walk; they wen
big a .lew's shop, when pat's master stopped and Mid: "How Pat, this is
where i Intend giving you your first lesson; stand at this window, and let
nothing attract your attention from my proceeding! Inside." Pal -
the window as lie was told; the lesson soon commenced; he saw hit I
examining seven] watches, none of which appeared to please him; the at-
tentive and pinning Jew at Length lifted from a shelf i ontaln-
tng twelve doaan of gold watches, of the newest and most fashionable des-
cription; still aone of these appeared to please; at length he fixed hla eyes
on one that hun^ In the window, which the Jew tjuickly reached over to
him, but while he wiL* thus engaged Pat saw his master abstrai t two watches
from the large ea^c and put then Into bis pocket. The ■ .-.n h token from
the window appeared to please him, for he took the number, |
in advance, and was quickly at Pat's side. * • what do yon think of that,"
said he. ''Faith it was a dirty thrick to say the best of it. be ti
yer honour has the quickest way of makin* watches srei was sex n." The
next evening the] repaired to the same shop, the master taking to
of the apprentice on this ooeasJon. i'at went Into the shop, the Jew im-
mediately told him he might go, for he had nothing fin him. ' ■Sure ud I
wanted n. 'thin'," said I'at, ''I only came to tell ye DOW ye ]..st yer
watches." "Howl howl" screamed the eager Jew. ' 'Do ye mind the gin*
t tenia u you son hi the goold watch to last night f H "Yes, j
Jew. "Well," said I'at, "he stole two out of the big box full ye WOT
showin' him." immediately thaJewtook down the case and found Pat's
information to be correct. "Now," said Pat, "he's on [side the window
there." ' 'You are TOD Imnish man, jnsfa stop lure till 1 get him taken." he
instantly leaped over the COnster, ran into the Street, ■BTflfamtd for the
police, and sat Off in pursuit of Pat's tutor, who had by this time decided
on taking b little violent exercise. Pat being left alone in the shop, took a
sudden notion Into his head that he would try how far he could carry eleven
dosen and ten gold watohes without being ttaxd, he raoeeeded in carrying
them all the way to the "soil," and never heard anything more either ol
his master or the Jew.
Qr/ERY. — A correspondent wishes to be informed if the vessel that was in
distress the other night in the "Hay of Biscay O!" has been resetted.
The publication of the Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape Horn
Chronicle was commenced at 10 a. m. , on the 3rd, and was completed at
4p.m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard front Cabin,
" Thames City."
TliE lEJMIIQ-IFl^uIIXrT
; (6 ixntu,
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No. 13.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19th, 1859.
[Price 3d.
h(| Emigrant Soldiers' fecttc.
"THAMES CITY," FEBRUARY 19th, 1859.
Lat. 21.44 S. Long. 80.51 W. Moon's Last Quar-
tkr, Feb'* 24th, at 2h. 21m. p. m.
Will, we are once more rolling and groaning along
towards our destination with a fair trade wind, going
too, as the Alistract of Progress will show, at a very
respectable puce, with Valparaiso 900 miles behind
us, and with u prospect of not more than eight weeks
longer on board the "Thames City" before we arrive
at EsquimaU Harbour. Valparaiso being a foreign
port, general leave for the Detachment was prohibited
by the Queen's Regulations, and the revolutionary
state of the country was a further obstacle to their
going on shore, as the Chilians hate both Americans
and English, more especially when in red coats. Still,
as there are perhaps many of the Detachment who
would be glad to know something of the place, we will
offer a short description of the most interesting points
about it. The port or lower portion of the town is
well built and tilled with good shops and hotels, but
the cluster of houses higher up on the hill which arc
inhabited by the native Chilians are, very different in
construction, being low and badly built. There are
a great many European inhabitants, English, French
and Spaniards, chiefly merchants and people in trade,
many of whom have their houses of business in the
port and live in the pretty villus that dot the heights
above. Neatly everything except fruit and articles
of diet is very expensive, and dollars fly about as
shillings do in England, but everybody seems rich,
and all, more especially the Chilians, dress in the most
expensive manner. The ladies, both Chilian, Spanish
and French, arc many of them very beautiful, but
there were few to be seen, as, owing to the disturbed
state of the country, most of them had cither shut
themselves up or gone to their country residences.
The crinoline is something really awful. Regent
street enn produce nothing like it, and we would advise
any gentleman who may have the good fortune in fu-
ture to meet one of these fair walking balloons to get
well to the windward of her, unless be wants his eyes
tilled with an amount of dust that is anything but
satisfactory. The carriages are wonderful affairs made
to hold four, but affording an almost certain prospect
of at least two out of the four being pitched out at an
early stage of the journey. They are drawn by two
horses, who dash them along at a fearful pace over
ditches, and stones, and lumps, and holes, and shake
you up like the pea inside a tin rattle, till you almost
fancy you arc back at Cape Horn again, except that
if anything it is rather worse. There are plenty of
good Cafes and hotels in the port, and a very good
opera, also a rail-road, and an electric telegraph. The
rail is now completed as far as Quillota, (a distance of
30 miles) but, as soon as the country is once more
quiet, it will be extended to Santiago the capital town
and seat of Government of Chili, 90 miles from Val-
paraiso. The engines are from Leith and Manchester,
and the labour in the workshops, which arc very ex-
tensive, is carried on by European mechanics. The
whole of Chili both north and south of Valparaiso is
in a state of revolution. The rebels, who are dissatis-
fied with the present republican Government, are in
possession of many of the principal towns in the
country, and an outbreak was daily expected at Val-
paraiso while we were there. Many of the inhabitants
were of opinion that our presence in the harbour de-
layed the outbreak, as,from all accounts, 120 well armed
English troops would send as many hundreds of the
rebels scudding off to the hills as fast as their legs
could carry them. Those of us who did go on shore
where spokeu of by the rebels as being armed to the
teeth, with revolvers concealed inside our tunics, and
we deem it highly probable that the noble and impos-
ing appearance of our worthy doctor in his uniform
struck awe and terror into the breasts of the rebel
Chilians and kept them quiet for the time being. The
mountains immediately at the back of the town are
part of the range of the Cordilleras, and those in the
distance, which we saw for the first time on Monday,
towering far above the others, with their summits
covered with snow are the celebrated Andes. The
northernmost of the snow-capped range visible from
the bay is the volcano of "Aconcagua," the second
highest mountain in the world, its summit being 23,-
000 feet above the level of the sea. Such is a short
description of Valparaiso, and, with the hope that it
may afford some pleasure to those of our readers who
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
take an interest in learning a few of the leading fea-
tures of the countries they may visit, we will bid Val-
paraiso, Santiago, and Aconcagua good bye, and
direct our thoughts to our arrival in a country where
we shall be introduced to places with English names,
such as Fort Langley, Fort Yale and Victoria, and
where please God we shall ere long arrive and bid a
hearty and by no means a sorrowful good bye to our
life on board ship.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
It was my intention to continue tbe subject of the Classifi-
cation of Animals, but as we are now fast approaching the
Hlquator, I wish, before we bid adieu to the Southern seas and
tbe many objects of interest more or less connected with them,
to call your attention to a few remarks on the most gigantic
inhabitant of the Southern ocean, viz : the Whale. In our
last number the rank and position which tbe Whale holds in
the Animal Kingdom were pointed out, and it was distinctly
shown t lint, notwithstanding the Whale lives in water, it is
not a fish, and does not possess any affinity with fishes, hut
but that it is as much a mammal as the ox or the elephant,
having warm blood, breathingair, bringing forth living young
and suckling them with true milk. But though the Whale,
like other mammalia, is formed for breathing air alone, and
is therefore obliged to come to the surface at certain intervals,
yet those intervals are occasionally of great length. We well
know that we could not intermit the process of breathing for
a single minute without great inconvenience, and that the
lapse of only a few minutes would be followed by insensibili-
ty and perhaps death. The Whale howevei can remain an
hour under water, or in an emergency even nearly two hours,
though it ordinarily comes up to breathe at intervals of eight
or ten minutes, except when feeding, when it is sometimes a
quarter of an hour or twenty minutes submerged. Now tbe
object of breathing is to renew the vital qualities of the blood
by presenting it to the air, the oxygen of which, uniting with
the blood, renders it again fit for sustaining life. But if more
blood could be created than is wanted for immediate use, and
the- overplus deposited in a reservoir until wanted, respira-
tion could be dispensed with for a while. This is actually
what the wisdom of Providence has contrived in the Whale.
A great irregular reservoir, consisting of a complicated series
of arteries, which is situated in the interior of the chest and
within the skull and spinal tube, receives the overplus blood
and reserves it until the system needs it; it is then poured
and circulates, and thus the necessity of frequent access to
the surface is prevented. It is an object of importance that
the act of breaibing should be performed with as little effort
as possible, aud therefore the wind-pipe is made to terminate
not in the mouth nor in nostrils placed at the extremity of
the muzzle. If this were the case it would require a large
portion of the head and body to be projected from the water,
or else the animal should throw itself into a perpendicular
position, either of which alternatives would be inconvenient
when swimmingrapidly,as for example endeavouring to escape
when harpooned. The wind-pipe therefore communicates
with the air at the very top of the head, which, by a peculiar
rising or bump at that part, is the highest part of the animal
when horizontal, so that it can breathe when none of its body
is exposed except the orifice itself. The Whale often begins
to breathe when a little below the surface, and then the force
with which the air is expired blows up tbe water lying above
it in a jet or stream, which, with tbe condensed moisture of
the breath itself, constitutes what are called "the spoutings,"
and which are attended with a rushing noise that may be
heard upwards of a mile. There is another wonderful con-
trivance connected with the structure of the air-passages well
worth noticing. Tbe wind-pipe and gullet of ordinary mam-
malia usually open into a hollow at the back of the mouth,
the food being prevented from entering the gullet by a lid or
valve which shuts down during the act of swallowing; but if
such were the construction in the Whale, the force with which
the water rushes into the mouth would inevitably carry a
large portion of the fluid down upon the lungs, and the ani-
mal would be suffocated. Tbe wind-pipe is therefore carried
upward in a conical form with the aperture upon the top, and
this projecting cone is received into the lower end of tbe
blowing tube, which tightly grasps it, and thus the communi-
cation between the lungs and the air is effected by a continu-
ous tube which crosses the orifice of the gullet, leaving a
space on each side for the passage of the food. The eye of
the Whale is peculiarly formed to resist pressure nt enormous
depths, the coatings composing the eyeball being extreme!;-
thick and as dense as tanned bather. I might add other in-
stances of tbe beautiful contrivance and design in tbe con-
struction of the mouth, the eyes, the tins and tail, but those
which have been adduced will suffice to point out to those in-
terested in Natural History how many subjects for study and
contemplation this gigantic monster of tbe deep affords. The
subject will be continued in our next. Naturalist.
.xfomrjii ^ntcllirjciuT.
(From our own Correspondent.)
Victoria, V. I., Dec. 4th, 1*58.
The steps of progress in this country are so noiseless and
quiet that one is seldom aware of what will take place until
it is accomplished. Since my last letter several things have
transpired of importance. On the 19th Nov. Governor Doug-
las delivered the Queen's commission to Mr. Begbie, appoint-
ing him Judge of the New Colony, and administered all
necessary oaths, &c. The compliment was then returned by
the Judge, and the Governor duly installed into office. As
the first day of tbe existence of a new Colony destined to oc-
cupy no unimportant place in the future, the liftli Nov. might
have been very properly considered a fit occasion for burning
gunpowder, &c, but everything was quiet here. In tact few
knew anything about it until the announcement was publish-
ed in the Gazette. The honesty of the British officials here is
almost laughable to a California!!. lie is not used to it, and
can hardly excuse them for being so simple as to have a good
fat office and not use it to make money. Another thing thai
astounds a Californian is to see streets and side-walks proper-
ly made, thereby preventing many a good fellow from getting
a fat job in making Ibem over again in a year or two. But
what perhaps seems the strangest of all is that permanent
public improvements are going 'on constantly all over the
city, and that every man is allowed to pursue his vocation un-
molested by any demand for taxes in any form. On the -Mb
of Nov. the sale of lots in the new town of Langley, situated
on Fraser River near Fort Langley, commenced bere. There
is not a building of any kind on the town site as yet, it being
a new location. The streets are to be TS feet wide, running
at right angles. "The blocks arc 76 feet by 252 feet, forming
two rows of nine lots, each 64 feet by 120 feet, and leaving an
alley 12 feet wide running lengthwise of the block. The
Government price of a lot was 100 dollars, but some b:
as high as 750 dollars. The first twenty lots averaged ::.".']
dollars. Buildings will commence going up in Langley at
once, and the Government advertises For propo als lor building
a church, parsonage, court bouse and jail. Tbe spirits of the
people in Victoria are rising very rapidly, and tbe large prices
obtained for the Langley lots are supposed to be indicative of
great future prosperity both to British Columbia and Van-
couver Island- The future importance of the town of Lang-
ley is admitted by everybody. Its favourable situation on the
banks of the Mississippi of British Columbia, tbe only known
thoroughfare to a large tract of agricultural and prairie bind,
and advantages fur trade, all conspire to render it the future
New Orleans of the new Colony. A law has been passed t >
the effect that an "alien" can hold bind only by the Bufferance
of the Crown, and that this Bufferance will be extended for
three years only, when the "alien" must either become a na-
turalized British subject, or sell bis land to one. Governor
Douglas has also issued a proclamation relative to the cus-
toms duties in British Colombia, which will for the present be
collected at Victoria. Many articles are free, the duties be-
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ing principally on food and drink. Victoria itself has improv-
ed immensely of lute. Sereral fine wharves have been built
and the levee is lined with storehouses. Some fine brick
buildings have also been erected, one of which. "The Royal
Hotel," is substantially built and well patronized, though it
has several rivals equally as commodious to compete with it.
Tine commodious barracks are in course of erection on the
border of Ksquimnlt harbour, about two miles from Victoria,
and I believe the Royal Engineers who lately arrived from
England are at present in the finished portion of them. Ar-
rangements have been made to establish post offices at Lang-
ley, Forts Hope and Yale, and Fort Douglas, and mails will
be forwarded by every opportunity. A good deal of mining
is being carried on on the banks of the Fraser river, from
three to six dollars per day to the hand being taken out, and
the people in California begin to think the Fraser river is "not
so big a humbug after all." The weather up at the diggings
by the latest accounts was very inclement, but business was
brisk, and a larpe influx of diggers and merchandise is ex-
pected early in the ensuing spring. At Fort Yale affairs are
thriving steadily. There are over a dozen provision and gen-
eral merchandize stores iu full blast, and large arrivals of
provisions are being received by every trip of the steamer
from Victoria. Large quantities of land have been granted
for fanning purposes between Fort Yale and the Forks, and
the country at Langley and up to the Chiliwack, at Sumas
Lake, &c, has been taken up in large quantities, not by spec-
ulators, but by bona fide farmers, ™ho are busily employed
preparing the soil for next year. Diggers are working the
gold all along the river bank for some fourteen miles below
Fort Hope, and in many other places higher up. At the for-
mer place many are earning from six to twelve dollars a day.
It is well known now that gold exists in both Vancouver and
Queen Charlotte Islands. The latter especially has been
found to be rich in gold-bearing quartz, and it is expected
that numbers of emigrants will wend their way thither with
the opening of the new year. Surely there is some gold in the
country to warrant the steps the Government is gradually
taking to advance civilization and enterprise. And though
every circumstance has so far militated against its progress
and development, time will regulate all this, and British Col-
umbia rival Canada as au important colony, independently even
of its gold interest, great though that may be.
flloijrespiutenci!.
To the Editor.
Sir, — I must say you made yerself very ready, a while
ago, puttin' me in print widout lave or licence. But as we're
on board ship, where there isn't room to whip a cat, let-lone
an Editor, I'll let ye off for wanst, wid this little tongne-
thrashin', and to shew that I don't bear malice here's another
that you may put in print:
TO MY OULD MOTHER.
Dear Motheb, — Here we are safe and sound in Valparaiso
harbour, though what put it in the Captain's head to bring
us in here divil a one me knows, except it is to give the
ship a rest either the tnggin' and pullin' she had comin' round
Cape Horn, or p'r'aps he took a fit of tinderness that he
couldn't get rid of until he'd give us a male of fresh mate.
Its a born wonder mother that I'm in the land of the livin' at
all at all, seein' I didn't ate a pratie for months, the divil a
smell as much. The sweetest apples ever I stole out of ould
Blake's orchard (and there's a heap of thim on me conscience)
never tasted like the first pratie I ate in Valparaiso. Oh!
mother, but thravlin' is the great thing afther all, I mind the
time whin 1 thought they wor all hathens out of Conemara,
but faith it was a big mistake that, for though they'er very
dirty lookin' chrittaint here, for all that they grow as fine pra-
ties as the best of us. Ochl but sure I'm no judge of a pra-
tie at all to what I was; well, and they have great big plums
too, the size of yer fist, and things like over grown coucum-
bers the size of yer head an' bigger; and sure its a mighty big
place altogether, for we have ships lyin' all round us from all
quarters, there's French, an' Dutch, an' Russians, an' Yankees,
an' A^rwagians, an' iSounvagians, an' East Ingins, an' West
Ingins, an' Greenlanders, an'Patlanders, an' — ochl but what's
the use me tellin' you, mother, that doesn't know a B from a
bull's foot, but still you might sheiv this to little Phil Ryan,
the blind fiddler, he knows gometlvy. But I'll be tellin' ye
some of the work we had comin' round Cape Horn, among the
waves as big as mountains an' the wind howlin' an' schrech-
in' an' roarin' an' tossin' us about like a paa in a cullender.
Faith they'll have good eye sight that'll ever see me comin'
round Cape Horn again, unless I'm able to work my passage
as a first cabin passenger or the like. But one night was the
worst of all; ochl but the hair rises on me head to think of
it. The ship was what they call on her bame inds, wid the
sailors runnin' about like maniacs, an' pullin' an' tnggin' at
the ropes for the bare life; the raasts bindin' like switches an'
the sails in smithereens, an' the life buoys flyin' about like
snuff at a wake. And down below — oh holy! the row was
enough to wake the dead, only there was none to wake,
though some of thim was as near dead as ever they wor in
their lives before, be all accounts. The women singin' out
pillilue! for their husbands, as if they thought Saint Pether
wouldn't turn "the kay in the lock" unless he saw the marks
of a partin' kiss. An' the tin pots an' pans tumblin' helther-
skelther from one side of the deck to the other; an' glass bot-
tles bavin' a regular fight, chasm' an' bumpin' each other
from side to side, an' the wather barrels in the hould, sweet
bad luck to thim! must "put in their oar" an' "pump thun-
der" below. The next mornin' there was as much spilt bis-
cuit an' flour, broken pots an' pans, bottles an' jars, as would
fill a pond. I wint up to one chap that I thought looked as
frightened as meself, an' was just beginnin' to tell him the
mortal fear I was in the night before, whin he struck out an'
tould me "Pshaw! that was nothing, I was woke up by the
noise to be sure, but I 'turned over' and went to sleep again."
Well! if that isn't a "flamer," say3 I to meself, but I said
nothin' but looked hard at him an' walked away. But faith
his story was exactly the one that was in everybody's mouth,
so says I to meself, Pat, ye white-liver'd spalpeen ye, ye may
as well be a haro as anybody else, whin ye can be one so
chape. I hear that there is likely to be a row here very
shortly for they are talkin' about rebels an' the like; I suppose
they want a repale here too, as well as they did in Ireland a
while back ; I dare say they have their "ribbon rain," an'
"white boys." an' "united Irishmin,"an' "young Irelandmin,"
an' "repalers" here as well as in any civilized country. Any
how I hope the row won't come on before we're off. So good
bye mother, I'll write again from the "digging" and sind ye
home a lump of goold as big as a piece of chalk, so uo more
at present mother, from yer lovin' son, "Sap Green."
West of England Circular. — Roger Giles, .Surjonn. Parish
Clark, and Skule-master, Reforms Ladys and Geiuelman that
he drass teeth without waiting a moment, blisters on the low-
est farms, and fiziks for a penny a piece. He zell god-father's
cordel, kuts korns, and undertakes to keep everybody's Nayles
by the year: or so on. Young Iadees and geotelmen lamed
their grammer langage in the puniest manner — also gurtkeer
taken off their morals and spellin, also zarm zinging, teech-
ing the baze vial, and all other sorts of phancy work. Queer-
drills, fashingable poker, and all other contrary dances tort
at home and abroad to perfacksbun, perfumery and snuff in
all its branches. As times be cruel bad. he begs to tell that
he has jist begun to zell all sorts of stashunery wares, black-
ing bawls, hurd herins, and coles, skrubbing brushes, trakal,
mice traps, brick dust, and all sorts of sweetmeats, including
taters, sassages, and other gearden stuff, also spruce, hats,
zongs, hoyl, lattin, buckets, and other eatables, korn and bun-
yan zarve. and all other hard Wares — He also performs flea-
bottomy on the shortest notice, and farthcrmore in particular,
he has laid in a large sortment of trype, chaina, dogs' meat,
lolly pops, and other pickles, such as oyzters, windzur soap,
&c. Old raggs bort and zold hear and no place helse, and
new laid eggs every day by me Mr. Roger Giles. — P, S. I
teeches joggreffy, Rhumaticks, and them outlandish things.
N. B. A bawl on wensdays, whtn our Mariar will perform
on the gartar.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
THE QUEEN'S PROCLAMATION IN INDIA.
On the 1st of November the act whs finally consummated
which transfers the Government of India from the hands of
the East India Company to those of the Government at home.
On that day a proclamation was read at Calcutta, Bombay,
Madras, and Lahore, announcing the sovereienty of Queen
Victoria throughout the whole of our East India possessions.
It specified that all treaties and engagements made heretofore
by the East India Company will for the future remain valid;
that the religious beliefs of the people will not be interfered
with; that the natives will be admitted to offices of trust and
emoluments equally with Europeans, without distinction of
caste or colour; and that the rights, dignity and honour of
the native princes shall be respected, no further territorial ag-
gression being permitted. The Proclamation is couched in
beautiful and concilia! >ry language, as we hope you will have
an opportunity of judging for yourselves next week, it being
too lengthy to publish at full in our little journal. The na-
tive newspapers speak very highly of the royal Proclamation.
The East India Company have frequently made similar pro-
mises but have failed to act scrupulously up to them, and the
people of India look forward to the known honesty, sincerity
and earnestness that distinguish the actions of our English
(iovernment ns an augury of great future benefit to the coun-
try and its inhabitants.
Character. — An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotch-
man, conversing together one day, proposed that they should
compose a verse, each of them to a contribute a line so that
it should rhyme. The Englishman commenced by saying:
KlWljamitM — On the 12th July King William crossed the water,
Scotchman — On the 13th July there was a great slaughter.
Irishman — And the 14th July was raaly the day al'th.-r.
Nelson in his cops. — Nelson once punished an excellent
seaman for being tipsy, and told him "If ever you see me in
such a state, I'll not only allow you to get tipsy, but find yon
in grog to do so." At Palermo Nelson gave a grand dinner,
and going into his boat more than half seas over, the sailor
steered about and reminded his commander of the punishment
he had given him, and also ot the promise he had made.
Nelson at once ordered him a gallon ot rum, and observed in
future that he was as weak as his men, though his faults were
less pardonable; "but" said he "Old English bark, if not kept
moist, is sure to perish with 'the dry rot.' "
BISHOPRIC OF BRITISH COLUMBIA.
The Rev. Henry Hills, ex-Vicar of Great Yarmouth, has
been appointed Bishop of the Colony ot British Columbia.
He received the appoinment in November, but it was not ex-
pected that he would be consecrated before Christmas.
*hral and Pilitarir ^ntelligiMice.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
V'-\>. 15th
" 16th
•• 17th
*' 18th
" 19th
Latitude.
ao°ll'ft.
'J7 G 27' S.
•]>M.VS.
•j:^;:4's.
lil°44'S.
Longitude.
74°1»'W.
75° is' AW
76°i:;'\V.
7*°:U'W.
80°5r\V.
Miles Knn.
N.W.^N. 216 m.
X.|.W;',\V. 174 m
N.N.W. 142 m.
N.w.Ww.iesm.
tf.W.JJW.171 m.
To-day at noon we were 8140 bUm in a S.K.UE. direction from the point
at which it is propoeed t<> cross the Equator.
Col. Moody, K. E., with Bin. M h and four children ware at Ban Fran-
cisco on the 1Mb Dec. They arrived on the Loth Dee. on the steamer ■ 'So-
nora" from Panama, ami were expected to go on Immediately to Vancouver
Island.
Capt. Uoptdrt, K. E., the Colonial Treasurer for British Columbia, with
his wife and child, also arriTed at Ban Franeiseo it. the same steamer.
The barque "Brlssls" tailed from the Downs on the 27th Oct. with stores
and provision! for the use of the Columbian Detachment of the Royal En-
gineers, with (bur married men of tie- Detachment and their families; the
whole under the command of Corporal Hall, It. E.
Prom England. By our Latest advices | Deo. L7th) the ship ' ' Euphrates"
was loading in the London Docks with stores and provisions for the Detach-
ment, to be sent out under the charge of Serjeant Bylatt, it. E.
Her Majesty's ships "Amethyst," "Pyladat" and "Tribune* 1 wailed
from China for Vancouver island about the 90th November with parties oi
Mai [nee.
iiv the death of Lieut. General Fanshawe, Royal En gineers, Major Qen.
(J. J. Harding and Major Qen. w. Douglas, Royal Engineers sure promoted to
the rank of Lieut. General. Col. II. J. Savage to, be Major Qen. Brevet
Col. H.O. Crawley to be Colonel. Brevet Major J. H. Vrectb to be Lieut.
Colonel. Second Captain and Brevet Major C. 11. Bwart to be Captain; and
Lieut. C. E. Harvey to be sreond Captain.
Jokes, &r.
gftaruct Jntctligrnce.
Our advices this week are upon the whole of a moat cheering character.
FLOUR — An abundanoe off American Flour of first-rate quality was offered
and readily bought up without reduction in price.
I'OTATOKS ,v onions were also sold at tlie upset price, the quality lie-
Ing tolerably good .
BuiYjsB — For the rir*t time In this 'City' Limerick Butter was offend In?
sals, and being of excellent quality was soon disposed nf, tb« demand
being greater than the supply.
tea A SUGAR fetched ■ sign price, nevertheless there wen- many buyers .
Other articles of general consumption were readily disposed of notwith-
standing the prices being unusually high.
TOHACCO— We regret to harn that SeriOUS doubtvSSre entertained ufa fail-
ure in the Tnhacro crops, owing, it is suppled, to its being planted he-
low the usual depth, it is however hoped thai by proper vigilance it may
be raised. So great is tin- demand for this article that nearly the whoh* f
of the stinks of small trailers in this ; \lmosted. If a supply
Is not forthcoming very shortly it la evident that manufactories to con-
sume their own smoke will become a dead lettari most uf oor sweeps aro
beginning to look very down Ln the mouth.
A Joint Concern. — At Worcester there was an idiot who
was employed at the Cathedral in blowing the orgran. A re-
markably fine anthem being performed one day, the blower,
when all was over, said, "I think we have performed very well
to-day.'' " We performed /" answered the organist, "I think
it was I performed, or I nm much mistaken." Shortly after-
wards another celebrated piece of music was being performed;
in the middle of the piece the on?an stopped all at once; the
organist cried out in a passion, ''Why don't you blow?" At
this the blower popped out his head from behind the organ
and said. '-Shall it be we then?''
tfonuiulrums.
XXXVII. Who was the lii-t man that obtain- .1 a free pass to the Theatre?
XXXVIM. Why is the "Thames City" like an Admiralty Chart?
XXX1X. What is the difference between the ' * Thames City " and Joan of
Arc/
Answer to XXXIV. Because he is a merry Cann (American).
'* XXXV. Because she Is constantly at every part of the lineaml
travels from Pole to Pole,
XXXVI. Became she is the largest round the waist and is
oonstantiy bursting her stays.
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
rpujfl MANAGER of the above Theatre begs to inform the nohtllty,
J trj , and inhabitants of tills 'City," that, having completed his arrange-
ments for this eeason, he la enabled tcoffer an entertainment ansc i
by any other theatre, and therefore trusts to merit a libera] share Of their
patronage.
On Wednesday the 33rd inst. ». will be presented that celebrated Faroe,
in one Act, by Charier, Matthews, Esq., entitled,
Characters:
Plumper, a returned Tourist Charles Sinnett .
Fred , ditto Richard Wolfenden .
Barklns, Fred's Uncle, Charles Derham.
Wiggins, Servant, t. W. Mills.
Jessy, Fred's "intended," H . \V . Smith.
To be followed br a laugfaabU Bxtravaganse, written especially for the
occasion try s gentleman of this City, entitle. i,
HA^P AW KKsWQB ABDQRI® THE N]©©^©.
Characters:
Sambo, J. II. Elliott.
.lim James Turnbull.
Hose George Baton.
,8)^ Doors open utO o'clock, performance to commence at 0.30 precisely.
Reserved teats for Ladies only.
Bones William Kdwards.
Pete ii. fates.
Susanna T. W. Mills.
The publication of the Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette an» Cack Hor*
Chronicle was commenced at noon on Thursday, and was completed at
4p. m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin,
*' Thames City."
TECEJ ElvHa-FL^.lSrT
l&zuttt,
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 14.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26th, 1859.
[Price 3d.
9M (Emigrant Soldiers' (Bazetty.
"THAMES CITY," FEBRUARY 26th, 1859.
Lat. 10.30 S. Long. 79.21 W. New Moon, March
3rd, at 10h. 18m. a. m.
L.isr week we published some very interesting de-
tails from our correspondent in Victoria, relative to
the rapid progress that was being made in the new
Colony of British Columbia, where we all hope before
many weeks to arrive safe and sound. Some of us
will never willingly take such a long voyage again,
even for the sake of getting back once more to old
England where every one must have some friends,
whom one may frequently think of and portray to one's
own imagination. It will not do for us however to
give up all hopes of seeing England again, and when
we come to think of the great engineering works which
have already been proposed for facilitating the com-
munication between it and British Columbia, we shall
have every reason to expect that eventually those
among us who do not return to England will get their
friends to pay them a visit in the new country and
perhaps settle there. A few remarks upon the posi-
tion of British Columbia, with the present and pro-
posed means of communication between it and England,
may not be out place, and may perhaps be interesting
to seme of our readers. It is situated on the North
"West coast of North America between Lat. 55° and
49° N. the latter being the boundary line between it
and the Oregon territory which was made over to the
United States. At present there are three routes to
Columbia and Vancouver Island, viz: 1st, by the
Isthmus of Panama; 2nd, through Canada or the
United States over the Rocky Mountains; 3rd, round
Cape Horn. The first named route is the quickest,
occupying only 35 or 40 days. Steamers leave Eng-
land for Colon, situated on the East of the Isthmus of
Panama; from Colon trains run across the Isthmus to
Panama, and from thence steamers go to San Francisco
and up to the mouth of the Fraser river. By the
second route passengers go by steamers to Quebec,
and thence by railway to St. Paul's, near the head of
Lake Superior, in Minnesota ; from thence by the
United States mail across the Rocky Mountains to the
head waters of the Columbia river; at this point pas-
sengers can either turn to the right overland to the
Thompson and Fraser river districts, or go down the
Columbia.cross ever to the Puget Sound, and across the
straits to Vancouver. The third route round Cape
Horn, we must all be well acquainted with, and the
sooner perhaps such acquaintance is cut the better.
The additional means of communication now proposed
are, 1st, A railway through the British possessions in
North America, extending from the Atlantic to the
Pacific oceans. On the Atlantic coast of British North
America we have but one safe open seaport accessible
at all seasons, the rest being closed by ice for six
months of the year; but that port, Halifax, (in Nova
Scotia) has the finest harbour in the Atlantic, and is
nearer to Europe by 400 miles than any other port in
the whole continent of America. From Halifax to Que-
bec is 600 miles, a railway for 170 of which is now in
course of construction. From Quebec there is a direct
line of railway through Canada to Lake Huron, a dis-
tance of 500 miles; from this point it is proposed to ex-
tend the railway along ihe north shore of Lake Superior,
through the Red River Settlement, along the valley of
the Saskatchewan, and though British Columbia to the
mouth of Fraser river. The distance from Liverpool
to Halifax is 2466 miles, and the average passage by
steamer 9 days. From Halifax to the mouth of the
Fraser River, taking the direction of the proposed
railway, is 3184 miles, and, should this line be execu-
ted, passengers will be able to get from Liverpool to
Vancouver in about 14 or 15 days. Another great
engineering work is in contemplation, by which steam-
ers will be able to go from Liverpool to the mouth of
the Fraser river in about 35 days, viz; by cutting o.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
ship-canal through the Isthmus of Panama ; this
would obviate the necessity of vessels going round
Cape Horn, and lessen the voyage about one half.
Should the railway be carried out from Halifax to the
mouth of the Fraser river, it will be one great step in
the progress of the Uritisli Dominions in North Ameri-
ca, and inny ultimately lead to its being peopled in an
unbroken chain from the Atlantic to the Pacific by a
loyal and industrious population of subjects of the
British Crown.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
In our last number we offered a few remarks on the pecu-
liar nature and structure of the Whale and its allied species,
alluding particularly to the formation of its breathing appar-
atus, the positiou of the wind-pipe, the cause of the jets of
water thrown out of the top of its head called spoutings.and
the density of the coatings of the eye. I now beg to call
your attention to the consideration of the produce of the
Whale, which renders it one of the most valuable of animals,
in pursuit of which scores of ships well manned and fitted
out at great expense proceed every year from England, Hol-
land, France and America. The produce of the Whale has
been known to bring into Britain £700,000 in a single year,
and one cargo alone has yielded XI 1,000. Every one is pro-
bably aware that the body of the Whale is encased in a thick
coat of fat, denominated blubber, varying in diameter from
eight inches to nearly two teet in different parts of the ani-
mal. It has however been only recently known that this fat
lies, not under the skin, but actually in its substance. The
structure in which the oil denominated blubber is deposited
is the true skin of the animal, modified certainly for the pur-
pose of holding this fluid oil, but still being the true skin.
In this respect does the structure of the skin of the Whale
differ from that of other animals, the object still being defence
against external pressure. Takine the hog as an example of
an animal covered with an external layer of fat, we find that
we can raise the true skin without any difficulty, leaving a
thick layer of cellular membrane loaded with fat of the same
nature as that in the other parts of the body; on the contrary
in the Whale it is altogether impossible to raise any layer of
skin distinct from the rest of the blubber, however thick it
may be; and in flensing the Whale the operator removes this
blubber or skin from the muscular parts beneath, merely di-
viding with his spade the connecting cellular membrane. Such
a structure as this, being firm and elastic in the highest de-
gree, operates like so much India-rubber, possessing a density
and power of resistance which increases with the pressure.
I5ut this thick coating of fat fulfils other important purposes
in the economy of the Whale. We must remember that the
Whale is a warm-blooded animal, and dependent for existence
on keeping up the animal he.it, although an inhabitant of the
seas where the cold is most intense, and, were it not for this
thick wrapper calculated to resist the abstraction of heat from
the body, the animal would not be kept so comfortably warm
as it is even throughout the fiercest polar winters. Again, so
much oil contained in the cells of the skin renders the animnl
much lighter and much more buoyant in the water, and thus
saves much muscular exertion in swimming horizontally and
in rising to the surface; the bones, being of a porous or spon-
gy texture, have a similar influence. Besides the blubber, one
species of the Whale, generally known as "the right Whale"
of the seamen, furnishes an article which has been turned to
various uses by mankind, and which forms an important ob-
ject of the fishery; it is commonly called Whale-bone and its
substance is known to everybody. Now this Whale-bone is
not, as many might suppose, part of the spine or ribs of the
animal, but it is a substance which enters into the structure
of the mouth and jaws of this species of the Whale. Al-
though the head of this species, commonly called the Green-
land Whale, is of immense size, the mouth reaching to scarce-
ly less than a fourth of the total length of the animal, still
the gullet is so small as not to admit the passage of a fish as
large as a herring; hence its support is chiefly derived from
creatures of a very small bulk and apparently insignificant,
such as shrimps, sea-slugs, sea-blubbers and animalcules still
smaller, called medusa;, of which mention has already been
made in a former paper. But how does it secure its minute
and almost invisible prey? for, without some express provision,
these atoms would be quite lost in the cavity of its capacious
mouth, unless swallowed promiscuously with the water which
would fill the stomach before a hundreth part of the meal
were obtained. There is a very peculiar contrivance to meet
this exigency; the mouth has no teeth, but from each upper
jaw proceed more than three hundred horny plates, set par-
allel to each other and very close ; they rur. perpendicularly
downwards, are fringed on the inner edge with hair, and di-
minish in size from the central plate to the first and last, the
central one being about twelve feet long. It is the substance
of these plates that constitutes the whale-bone of commerce.
The lower jaw is very deep, like a vast spoon, and receives
these depending plates, the use of which is this: when the
Whale feeds he swims rapidly, just under or at the surface,
with his mouth wide open; the water, with all its contents,
rushes into the immense cavity and filters out at the sides be-
tween the plates of the whale-bone, which are so close and
finely fringed that every particle of solid matter is retained.
The capture of these immense animals is an 'adventure of a
most exciting nature, and attended with considerable danger
and extraordinay hazard. After the huge nnimal is killed
and towed in triumph alongside of the ship, it is secured by
tackles at the head and tail and the process of flenang com-
mences. The men, having shoes armed with long iron spikes
to maintain their footing, get down on the huge and slippery
carcass, and with very Long knives and sharp spades make
parallel cuts through the blubber from the head to the tail.
A band of fat however is left around the neck, called the kent,
to which the hooks and ropes are attached for the purpose of
shifting round the carcass. The lung parallel strips are di-
vided across into portions weighing about half a ton each,
and, being separated from Ihe flesh beneath, are hoisted on
board, chopped into pieces and put into casks. When the whale-
bone is exposed it is detached by spades, &c, made for the
purpose, ana hoisted on deck in a mass; it is then split into
junks containing eight or ten blades each. The carcass is
then cut away, as valueless to man, though a valuable prize
to bears, birds and sharks. Such is a brief outline of the
Natural History of this monster of the deep, in whose struc-
ture and habits there are, as we have seen, more than ordinary-
evidences of that gracious forethought and contrivance, the
tracing of which makes the study of uature so interesting
and so instructive. Naturalist.
(I'orrcspomlcnre.
To the Editor.
Dear Mr. Editor, — In my last two letters I endeavoured
to point out to your readers what simple meant might be had
recourse to by tbem, in the event of their being sent on de-
tachment on our arrival in British Columbia, for the speedy
provision of light and fuel. Then Fire! was my cry, and now
I think your hearers will not deem out of place an attempt
from me to teach them where, in case of "Fire," they may ap-
ply and look with any certainty for "Water." Judging from
the present accounts, and the very fact of our going to the
river Fraser, we may all say that there is not much chance of
our finding any scarcity of water — we certainly hope not, but
it does not follow that the water which may be always at hand
will be fit for drinking and cooking purposes, and the hope
that the few remarks that are offered with regard to the puri-
fying muddy and putrid water will be of benefit to some few,
induces me to continue the subject. Foremost of all, it should
be the daily care of every traveller to make sure of getting
water before he sets out for his day's journey. Of course
I allude to a traveller in a strange uninhabited country like
British Columbia; it will therefore be as well to commence by
describing the indications which ought to guide him in his
search for it. A traveller in an arid land that is visited by
AND CAPE nORN CHRONICLE.
occasional showers firtds his supplies in ponds made by the
drainage of a large extent of country, or else in pools left
here and there along the bed of a partly dried up water-course,
or, lastly, in fountains. When the dry season of the year is
advanced, there remains no alternative but to dig wells where
the pools formerly lay. Spots must be sought for where the
earth is still moist; or, failing that, where birds and wild ani-
mals have lately been scratching, or where gnats hover in
swarms. It is usual, where no damp earth can be seen, but
where the place appears likely to yield well-water, to thrust
a ramrod down into the soil, and, if it brings up any grains
that are moist, to dig. It must never be forgotten that, at the
point where it is known, on searching the beds, little tribu-
taries tall into the main water-course, the most water is to be
found. Fresh water is frequently to be found under the very
sands of the sea-shore, whither it has oozed down under-
ground from the upper country. I myself witnessed an in-
stance of this at Port Louis, East Falkland. Vegetation is a
deceitful guide, unless it be luxuriant, or where such trees are
as are observed usually to grow near water in the particular
country visited, as the black thorn in South Africa, and the
gum tree in Australia. Birds, as water-fowl and parrots ; or
animals, as baboons, afford surer signs ; but the converging
flight of birds or the converging fresh tracks of animals is the
most satisfactory of all. From the number of birds, tracks
and other signs, travellers are often pretty sure that they are
near water, but cannot find the spring itself. There is great
instinct shown in discovering water — dogs find it out well,
and the fact of a dog looking refreshed and, it may be wet, has
often and otten drawn attention to a water-pond that would
otherwise have been overlooked and passed by. Cattle, curi-
ously enough, cannot be defended on. Our temporary life on
board ship has shown us that showers may be looked to for
an occasional supply, and we shall not forget the service done
by that awning on the other side of the continent in the vari-
able latitudes, though more water could have been saved had
a weight been put into the middle and a tub to catch the
drippings from it. An umbrella reversed will catch water,
but drippings from any mackintosh or water-proofed article
are intolerably nauseous and very unwholesome. It must be
remembered that thirst is greatly satisfied by the skin being
wetted, and lives of sailors have more than once been saved,
when turned adrift in a boat, by bathing frequently, and keep-
ing their clothes damp with salt water, though after some
days the nauseous taste of the salt water is very perceptible
in the saliva, and at last becomes unbearable. The Austra-
lians who live near the sea go about the bushes with a great
piece of bark and a wisp of grass, and brush the dew-drops
from the leaves down into it, collecting in this way large
quantities. In emergencies the contents of the paunch of an
animal that has been shot, the taste of which is like sweet-
wort, has been resorted to as a source of fluid. Mr. Darwin
writes of people who, catching turtles, drank the water found
in the pericardium (the vessel containing the heart) which was
quite sweet and pure. Many roots exist from which both na-
tives and animals obtain a sufficiency of sap and pulp to take
the place of water. The most necessary precautions against
thirst are to drink well before starting in the morning and to
drink nothing all day till the halt; to keep the mouth shut; to
chew a straw or leaf, or, Arab-like, to keep the mouth cover-
ed with a cloth. Tying a handkerchief well wetted in salt
water round the neck allays thirst for a considerable time.
Next week, with your permission, I will resume the subject,
with a few remarks on purifying water that is muddy, putrid
or salt, and on the construction of some rude contrivances
for carrying water with which a traveller, surveyor or sports-
man may take the field, &c. Believe me to be,
Your obedient servant,
Petkb Simplr.
PADDY AND THE TURTLE.
In New York a man was carrying a live turtle along the
street, when by came an Irishman, followed by a large dog.
The countryman tried by gentle words to get the son of Eme-
rald to put his finger into the turtle's mouth, but he was too
smart for that. "But," says he, ''I'll put my dog's tail in and
see what the baste will do." lie immediately called up his
dog, took his tail in his hand and stuck it into the turtle's
mouth. He had scarcely got it in when Mr. Turtle shut down
on the poor dog's tail, and off the latter started at railroad
speed, pulling the turtle after him at a more rapid rate than
ever it travelled before. The countryman, thinking that his
day's work would be thrown away if the animal should run
at that rate, turned with a savage look upon the Irishman and
exclaimed, "Call back your dog!" Paddy put his hands into
pockets, threw his head to one side, winked, and then an-
swered with a provoking sang froid, "Call back your fish!"
jjfacal and gRilifarg Jnfrpflfltfft
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
During the past week.
Feb. '20th
' ' 21st
" 22nd
" 23rd
•' 24th
" 25th
' ' 20th
Latitude.
19°36'S.
18° 21' 8.
10°51'S.
15°22'S.
13°34'S.
11°6S'S.
10°30'S.
Lonpitude.
83°54'\V.
86°40'W.
89°16'W.
91°50'W.
93°50'\V.
95°40'\V.
97°21'\V.
Miles Run.
N.W.bVV. 204 ::'.
N.W.bW. 1H2 in.
N.W.W.'/W. 174
N.W.bW.W.178
" ' {\S. 159 m.
'.iiw.144 m.
'S/.\
N.W.'-.V
n.w.Gti
N.W.jJW. 132 iu.
To-dav at noon the UOth degree of Longitude on the Equa-
tor bore N.W.JW. 984 miles.
We regret to record the death of Admiral Lord Lyons, as
good an Englishman and as brilliant a seaman as has livod
since the days of Nelson. He died at Arundel Castle on the
23rd of November, in his C8th year, closing a career of ser-
vice distinguished by talent and activity and devotion to his
country and profession. His service commenced in the Medi-
terranean, after which he distinguished himself in the East
Indies and at the islands in the China seas, and again letnrn-
ed to the Mediterranean in the command of the "Blonde"
frigate, and was present at the blockade of Navarino. On
one memorable occasion he entered the Black Sea in the first
British man-of-war that ever passed the Bosphorus, and visit-
ed Sebastopol, the scene of his future glory. He was Minis-
ter Plenipotentiary at the court of Athens for 14 years, and
held the post of British Minister to the Swiss Confederacy as
well as at Stockholm. In November, 1853, he was appointed
second in command of the Mediterranean fleet, in which ca-
pacity, as well as when first in command, the valuable and
important services he rendered to his country, to which proba-
bly we owe all our success, are well known to most of ue,
and earned him the peerage he so richly deserved. There are
few Crimeans amongst us who do not recollect him hovering
about the English lines over Sebastopol day after day on his
gray pony, and we feel sure that there also few amongst us
who do not regret the loss of a brave and gallant officer, who,
if he had not the same opportunities as Nelson for displaying
the highest qualities of a commander, showed himself through-
out the war to be possessed of all the high attributes that
distinguished that great Admiral, and in no instance proved
unequal to fulfil the duties of the high appointment the Gov-
ernment thought fit to entrust to him.
girth.
At Southampton, the wife of Captain A. It. Clarke, Hoyal Engineers, of
a daughter.
Death.
On the journey from Panama to Vancouver Island, theinfant eon of Cap-
tain Grant, Royal Engineers.
Cfharade.
There is a noun of plural number,
A foe to peace and quiet slumber;
Now if you add an 8 to this,
Strange is the metamorphosis;
Plural is plural now no more.
And sweet what bitter was before.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
glongs and Ipoctrg.
A Sowo written and sung by Corporal John Brown, of the Grenadier
Oq into, when the men got some drink for the first time at Balaclava, Sept.
28th, 1S54. Printed afterwards in Blackwood's Magazine.
Come all yon gallant British hearts, that lovo tho red and bine.
And drink the health of those brave lads who made the Russians rue,
Tlwn till the class and let it pass, three times three and one more
For tho twentieth of September, eighteen hundred fifty-four.
We Muled from Kalamita Bay and Boon wo made the coast.
Determined we would do our best, in spite of brag or boast,
VTe Bprnng to land upon the strand, and slept on KussiiTs shore,
On tho fourteenth of September, eighteen hundred fifty-four.
W ■ tn mlii'd along until we came upon tho Alma's bnnks.
We halted just beneath their Iukm to bn-athe and close our ranks,
■ Adrnnce we heard, and at the word across the brook we bore
On the twentieth of September, eighteeeu hundred fifty-four.
We scrambled through their clustering gTapcs.then came the battle's brunt,
Our offloarfl all eheered oa on, our colours waved in front;
There fighting well lull many fell, alas! to rise no more,
On tin- twentieth uf September, eighteen hundred fifty-four.
Tlic French they had the right that day anil flunked the Russian line,
Whilst full upon their front they saw the British bayonets shine;
We gav<- three cheers, which stunned their ears amidst the cannon's roar.
On the twentieth of September, eighteen hundred fifty-four.
A pic-nic party Menschikoff had asked tn share the fun.
The ladies camo at twelve o'clock to lee the battle won.
They found the day too hot to stay, and the Prince felt rather sore.
On the twentieth of September, eighteen hundred fifty-four.
For when ho called his carriage up the French came up likeui-e.
And so he took French teavo at once and left them to the prixe;
The Chasseurs took his pocket-book, the Zouaves they sacked his store,
On the twentieth of September, eighteen hundred fifty-iour.
A letter to old Nick' they found, and this was what it said,
"To meet their bravest men, my Liege, yuur Russians do not dread,"
But devils them, not mortal men, the Russian General swore,
Drove them off the heights of Alma in September fifty-four.
Here's a health to noble RagJan, to Campbell and to Brown,
And to all the gallant Frenchmen who share that day's renown,
Whilst we displayed the black cockade, aud they the tri-col.-ur,
The Russian hue was black and blue in September fifty-four.
One more toast we must drink to-night, your glasses take in hand,
And here around the festive board in solemn silence stand,
Before we part let each true heart drink once to those no more,
Who fought their fight on Alma's height in September fifty-four.
And now God bless our gracious Queen and aU her royal race,
And may her boys become her joys, still keep the foremost place,
For in the van each Englishman oft saw their sires of yure,
Bravo Cambridge showed the royal road in September fifty-four.
A DUEL.
"Every bullet has its billet." Napoleon, when be was told
that a cannon ball bad killed a sailor who had hidden himself
in a coil of rope in the hold of a man-of-war, observed, W A
man can never avoid bis fate ;" a fact well illnstrated by the
following circumstance: — An Englishman, brave as Julius
Caesar, challenged a Frenchman to mortal combat. Knowing
John Bull to be a dead shot, the Frenchman, being- the chal-
lenged party, and having the choice of time, place and wea-
pons, selected a large dark apartment ^ night find pistols. The
seconds were to remain outside and give the word, afterwhicb
each was to fire when he pleased. "Fire!" cried the seconds,
when the combatants had been locked in and declared them-
selves ready. But no sound was heard. John Bull could find
no mark lor an aim; and his adversary, hearing him groping
about the room, fired at random. John was safe enough now,
and, after searching every corner of the room in vain for any
indication of the whereabouts of his antagonist, at length ex-
claimed, — "Come, I'm tired of this fun, besides I'm satisfied;"
and he accordingly groped his way to the fire-place and fired
up the chimney. There was a shriek and a yell, and down
came the Frenchman, dead as a door nail.
Conundrums.
XL. What does a man do with a scolding wife?
XI.I. Why an- bankrupts more to be pitted than fools?
XL1I. Why is Annie McMurphy sure to he happy on the morning of her
marriage?
AxdWER to XXXVII. Joseph, when his brothers put him into the pit for
nothing at all.
" XXXVIII. Because she is full of creaks (crekks) and sounds,
inlets and streams, and covered with figures.
■* ' XXXIX. Because one was made of wood and tho other was
' 'maid of Orleans.'*
THE CHEAP DINNER.
A traveller called at the London Inn, Plymouth, in Devon-
shire, and ordered them to get a dinner worth his money.
The landlord, thinking this would be a profitable customer,
set before him a most excellent repast, to which the traveller
did ample justice. When he had finished the landlord pre-
sented his "little bill," and the traveller tendered him a six-
pence. "How is this," said the host, "your dinner comes to
tit'teen and ninepence." "No," answered the other, ''I ex-
pressly ordered a dinner worth my money, and I assure you
this sixpence is all the money I have in the world." The
landlord, finding he was victimized, thought it useless to
argue the matter any further, consented to be the loser on this
condition, viz: that the guest should go and cheat the land-
lord of the "Red Lion" (his enemy) of a dinner likewise:
"My good man," said the other, "I cheated him of a breakfast
this morning, and be gave me five shillings to pav you a
>Uit.''
PADDY AND HIS BARN.
Paddy had a barn, to which the parish laid claim, inasmuch
as he had for several years omitted to pay some trifle for the
land on which it stood. Trustees, Churchwardens and the
parish clerk failed to convince Paddy that the barn was for-
feited. "By Japersl" said he, "isn't it as clear as mud that
a barn which has been mine iver since it was a little shed
can't belong to anybody else, and afore I'll give it up I'll to
the coorts and see the lamed man." He went and was told
that, according to law, bis barn was forfeited, but, if the trus-
tee was not arbitrary, he might give a small equivalent.get two
arbitrators and an umpire, and he had no doubt this would
put the matter into a train of conclusion. On Paddy'sreturn
a second vestry was called, and he was asked by the trustee
what the learned man had said. "Why," said Paddy, "be
ton Id me that, accordin' to law, my barn was mortified, but, if
the landherd was not an oyster man, I was to give him a great
elephant, and get two farnicatars and a thrumpeter. So now
my friends I have, no doubt, brought the matter into a drain
ot confusion." Which all agreed and, rather than clear it,
gave Paddy his barn.
$oh([s, vvc.
A Quaker's Reproof. — Some time since, a man employed
on a wharf in England was swearing most boisterously, when
ooe of the Society of Friends passing along accosted him very
pleasantly and said, "Swear away friend, swear away, till
thee get all that bad stuff out of thee, for thee can m-ver go
to heaven with that bad stuff in thy heart." The man. with
a look of astonishment and shame, bowed to the honest Qua-
ker and retired.
An Irreverent Young Rogue. — An urchin in a country
parish in Scotland, having been told by his parents to read B
newspaper aloud to them, commenced to do so in the usual
drawling manner of the parish school. He had not proceed-
ed far when his mother stopped him short, exclaiming, "Ye
scounxal! how daur ye read a newspaper wi' the Bible twang':"
Pat's Comparison. — "That's the smallest horse I ever saw,"
said a countryman on viewing a Shetland pony. "Indade.
now," replied his Irish companion, "but I've seen one as
small as two of him."
The publication of the BHOXAOT BOLPnuU' Gazette and Cape ITorx
Chronicle was commenced at noon on Thursday, and was completed at
4p. m. this day. Published at the Editor's Oflicc, Starboard Front Cabin,
" Thames City."
THE lEnvTIQ-IFl^ISTT
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AND CAtE MoKN uMn.ONICLE.
No. 15.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, MARCH 5th, 1859.
[Price 3d.
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"THAMES CITY," MARCH 5th, 1859.
Lat. 1.12 S. Long. 110.09 W. New Moon, March
4th, at la. 11m. p. m.
It is said that, in the Chilian revolution of 1851, the
regular troops who were brought to fight against the
rebels evinced so strong a disposition to cut and run (
that their officers, instead of being in front or on their
flanks leading them on, had to get in the rear of them
and prod them up with bayonets, sticks, or swords, ns
the case might be, to make them advance against the
enemy — a style of proceeding that reminds us very
forcibly of the under keeper at Wombwell's menage-
rie, who, as most of our readers are doubtless aware,
invariably rejoices in the popular patronymic of 'John,'
and goes about from cage to cage armed with a long
pole to exhibit the fine points of the camel-leopard,
hippopotamus, &c. It would perhaps be no easy mat-
ter to get Mr. John to make his appearance on board
here, armed with his pole, in the same mysterious
manner as did Neptune aud his trident on the occasion
of our last crossing the line, but we must say thab
were it possible to secure his services, as well as those
of his pole, for the purpose of prodding up the hearts
and souls of the members of our little community,
they would be productive of great benefit to us nil.
We were very sorry to hear that, in the early part of
the week, thoughts were entertained of giving up the
theatricals, in consequence of a feeling of dissatisfac-
tion that appeared to exist generally with regard to
the entertainments. Perhaps the hot weather is the
cause of this feeling. Weill it is precious hot, there's
no doubt of it. Even tho children are bad tempered
in consequence, so bad tempered that they shriek out
when one tries to make them cool by putting them
under a shower bath. Or perhaps, (and this is more
likely,) il is because everybody is tired of this horrid
Jong voyage, looks wi;h a jaundiced eye upon every-
thing, fancies the acting is not good enough, and thinks
it clumsiness when that horrid curtain sticks half-way.
If this be the case we should bear in mind that onr
actors are all amateurs and beginners, that a perfect
stage management is impracticable, that the plays
have been acted but once, and that for the first time,
and that really, when one conies to think of it, the act-
ing and everything else are as good us can reasonably
be expected. The idea of giving up the theatricals
was abandoned on second thoughts, and we are very
glad to see that there are still some who are earnest
and interested in the matter, and who came forward
last night boldly aud fearlessly, in spite of the general
feeling, to re-enact the play with which the house was
originally opened, forming as it were a re-commence-
ment of the whole and holding out an inducement to
all to emulate their example. The play too was acted
in pretty nearly the same latitude as on the former oc-
casion, there being this little difference about the mat-
ter, viz: that we arc now, thank Goodness, in the Pacific,
instead of the Atlantic ocean, and that several gentle-
men were last night happily devoid of a certain un-
comfortable sticky feeling about the chin and cheeks,
which they must have felt on the 29th Nov. 1858.
There is another little point about which a feeling of
apathy and indifference seems to exist — we mean "The
Newspaper" — why, we cannot tell, unless the stocks
(>f contributors are pretty nigh exhausted, and we can
hardly believe that, or perhaps it is because we have
nil been lately reading real /in newspapers, or because
we are getting so near our journey's end, that all thought
of everything else is drowned in this one nll-ahsirrbing
subject. Whatever the sources of these feelings with
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
regard to the theatricals and the newspaper may be,
let us hope that they may soon cease to exist, that both
performers and audience will encourage the Manager
of the one, and the literary souls support the Editor
of the other. Our Manager is a sharp fellow, but we
doubt his being sharp enough to cut himself into six
or seven actors and actresses all full grown and ready
dressed. An Editor too may, and ours doubtless
does possess a large amouDt of brains, but then again
it must be remembered that, besides his head and brains,
the gentleman in question has two arms, and two legs,
and a body, and those too of a very respectable size-
iu fact we must recollect that he is not all brains. It
would seem a pity, after carrying on these two enter-
tainments so successfully during three portions of a
very long voyage, to give them up towards the close,
just because everybody is hot, and lazy, and tired of
sea life. Let us try and carry them on pluckily to the
conclusion, and h ok forward to the time when we shall
be able to talk, over a good fire on terra firina, about
the whales, and the sharks, and the preserved milk,
and the sea serpents, and the suet, aud all the other
natural curiosities met with by the passengers of the
i Thames City" on a voyage from England to Vancou-
ver Island.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
Id resuming the subject of the Classification of the animal
kingdom, I beg to call your attention to the four orders men-
tioned in a former number, Viz: the Mammals, llirds, Reptiles,
and Fishes, into which the Vertcbrated Animate are divided,
and to remind you that the Mammals more generally known
as Quadrupeds stand at the head of llie animal creation. Now
although these Quadrupeds are classed in one division, they
differ vastly in appearance and habits. In one respect how-
ever they all correspond, viz : in bringing forth their young
•live, and in suckling them with true milk, from which char-
acteristic their name Mammalia is derived. The great Natu-
ralist Cuvier, who9e classification we have adopted as the
easiest and most clearly understood, divides the Mammalia in-
to eight distinct groups. Some Naturalists, as I have before
stated, look upon man as the type of the highest class in the
scale of animal life, and they go on to consider the tribe of
monkeys as the next in the scale, but a very little reflection
suffices to point oat how wide is the difference between man
and a monkey, independently of the immortal soul with which
man is endowed, and which constitutes him superior to the
beasts that perish. We shall therefore leave man out altogether
in our Classification of animals, and consider him as totally
unconnected with the groups into which the Mammals arc
divided. We commence therefore with the group of Monkeys,
>r as Cuvier calls them four-himded animals; these have four
limbs capable of "prehension" or of laying hold of things,
which also answer the purpose of progression. We all know
;iow Monkeys can seize hold of nuts and ginger-bread with
their hands, and how they can grasp a bough of a tree almost
as well with their feet as with their hands; in th's respect do
tbey differ from other animals, and it is this peculiarity that
gives them the name of four-handed animals. Next we have
a let of animals whose ja^s, teoth, and digestive organs are
adapted for enting flesh, and which iu a wild state live entire-
ly upon it. These are called carnivorous or flesh-eating ani-
mals. Several types of this group are familiar to all of us,
such as the cat, the dog, the wolf, the fox, and to this group
belong some of the most powerful animals known, viz: the
lion, the tiger, the leopard, the panther, the hyena, and the
bear. The third group consists of those animals which are
distinguished by a pouch or bag, in which the females carry
their young while very small, of which the Kangaroo affords
us the best type. In the fourth group we find a set of quad-
rupeds who are not furnished with back teeth, but gnaw their
food with their front ones, and have in consequence received
the name of 'Rodents,''' or gnawers. The rat tribe, so famili-
arly known to us all, comprises more than half of the species
in this group. The beaver, the squirrel, and the common por-
cupine also belong to this group. Then we find another gronp
of animals entirely deprived of teeth, and hence called
"toothless animals," represented by the sloth and the arma-
dillo, animals exclusively American, and only seen octasion-
ly in Europe in zoological collections. The sixth group com.
prises the largest and most powerful of all the land animals,
with some of the most useful as domesticated by man. They
are called the thick-skinned animals, and are represented by
the elephant, the rhinoceros, the hippopotamus, the horse,
the ass, and the hog. In the seventh group we have a most
extensive variety of animals, comprising various tribes re-
markable tor elegance of form and utility to man as articles
of food and beasts of burden in climates of the most extreme
heat and cold. These animals are characterised in their in-
ternal economy by tour stomachs for the purpose of chewing
the cud, and are hence called "Ruminants. Most of the
animals of this gioup are very familiar to us, viz: the camel,
the ox, the goat, the sheep, the deer, the antelope, and the
buffalo. Lastly, we have that group of Mammalia, to which
we have hefore alluded, which comprises the whale species,
and which differ from other Mammalia, inasmuch as they live
In the sea and strongly resemble li-lics in their external ap-
pearance. Such arc the eight groups which comprise all those
Vcrte'irated animals which are styled Mammalia, and which,
for the sake of recapitulation, I shall again enumerate as
follows: —
1st Group — Four-handed Animals, Ex: Monkey.
2nd " Flesh-eating Animals, Kx: Cat.
3rd " Pouched Animals, Ex: Kangaroo.
4lh " Gnawers, Ex: Rat.
5th " Toothless Animals, Ex: S'oth.
6th " Thick-skinned Animals, Ex: Horse.
7th " Animals which chew the cud, ..Ex: Cow.
8th " Cetaceous Animals Ex: Whale.
The second order of the Vertebrated animals, viz: the Birds;
are in like manner subdivided into groups distinctly charac-
terized by their habits and external appearance, a subject
which I propose to treat of in our next number.
Natcraust.
(rcwrspiulcnq.
To the Editor.
Dear Mr, Koitor, —
On reading over the letter that I sent you
last week for publication in your eagerly sought after and de-
servedly highly-prized journal, I regret much to find that, for
a "watery" subject, the production is a "drier ' one than 1
could have wished. I can only plead as an excuse the hur-
ried way in which it was written, and, with the hope that this
will prove more interesting, will go on with my theme, 'The
purification of muddy, putrid, or salt water." For a copious
supply of clear water, the most perfect plan, if you have the
means, i3 to bore a cask full of auger holes, and put another
small one. that has the bottom knocked out, inside of it: then
fill up the space between the two with grass, moss, &c.
Now, sinking the whole in the midst of a pond, the wa-
tCT will filter through the auger holes and moss, and rise
up clear of at least weeds and sand in the inner cask, whenc-
it can be ladled. With a singie cask, the rower parts of the
sides may be bored, aud alternate layers of sand and gra«*
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
thrown in, till they leach up above the holes ; through these
layers the water will strain. Or any coarse bag, kept open
by hoops, with a heavy weight inside it, will act on the same
principle, but less efficiently than the casks. Sand, charcoal,
sponge and wood are the substances most commonly used iu
filters; peat charcoal is excellent. The Northern Bushmen of
Africa have an ingenious plan of partially clarifying water,
by tying grass roughly together in the form of a cone six or
eight inches long, then, dipping the broad end into the puddle
and turning it up, a stream of partially filtered water will
trickle down through the small end. Turbid water is also
made clear by putting a piece of alum in it; it appears to unite
with the mud and to form a clayey deposite. No taste of alum
remains in the water unless used in great excess. Three thim-
blefuls of alum will clarify a bucketful of turbid water. Pu-
trid water should always be boiled together with charcoal or
charred sticks before drinking it, as low fevers and dysenteries
are too often the consequence of drinking it indiscreetly, but
the charcoal entirely disinfects it. The Indians plunge hot
iron into putrid and muddy water. The distillation of salt
water requires a good supply of fuel, which is too often defi-
cient where there is no fresh water. The simplest still is to
light a fire among stones near a hollow in a rock that is filled
or can be filled with the salt water; then, taking a hot stone,
to drop it in; the water will hiss and give out clouds of va-
pour, much of which may be collected in a cloth and wrung
from it. In the Mime way, a pot on the fire may have a cloth
stretched over it to catch the steam. There is an account of
the crew of the "Levant" packet, which was wrecked near
the Cosmolcdo Islands, who supplied themselves with fresh
water by means of distillation alone, and whose still was con-
trived with an iron pot and a gun-barrel found on the spot
where they were wrecked. They procured on an average 60
bottles or 10 gallons of distilled water in each twenty-four
hours. The iron pot was converted into a boiler to contain
salt water: a lid was fitted to it out of the root of a tree,
leaving a hole of sufficient size to receive the muzzle of the
barrel, which was to act as a steam pipe; the barrel was laid
in a trough made out of the trunk of a tree, hollowed out for
the double purpose of receiving it and containing cold water
for the purpose of condensation: and the water so distilled
escaped at the nipple of the barrel and was conducted into a
bottle placed to receive it. Some little thought is required to
build a good furnace or fire-place in which to place the pot.
It is necessary also that the fire should act to the best advan-
tage and burn fiercely, or the pot will never boil fast enough
to distil a sufficiency. The trough which holds the conden-
sing water may he made with canvass, or even dispensed with
altogether It would be an insult to your readers to offer here
any remarks with regard to digging wells ; but it will be well
to suggest to them that, in the absence of shovels and wheel-
barrows, a well can always be commenced with a sharp point-
ed stick ; taking it in both hands, and holding it up like a
dagger, stick and dig it about in the ground, and clear out
the loose earth with the left hand. Galton, in his "Art of
Travel," gives an account of an ingenious method employed
in the plains of the Sikhim Himalaya for digging deep holes.
The natives take a bamboo, say three inches in diameter, cut
it just above one of the knots, and then split the wood up to
the next joint in about a dozen places. The grass is then
torn away, and, the hole having been completed to a sufficient
depth, this instrument is worked vertically up and down with
both hands. The sandy soil soon gets up into the hollow of
the bamboo and spreads out the blades; the bamboo is then
withdrawn, this plug of earth shaken out, and the same
process repeated. Holes ten feet deep and six inches in di-
ameter can be made in this way. I must not close this with-
out a description of an excellent and very simple pump used
by the Arabs in Algeria: a piece of leather or waxed canvas
is stretched round hoops and, at ttie top and bottom, round
circles of wood also; iu short a sort of small circular bellows
is constructed. In tnese circles are holes covered with valves
of leather opening upwards, i. e., the leather is nailed on the
inside of the bottom and the outside of the top. The lower
circle is nailed to the bottom of the tub, and the hole in it
corresponds with the feed pipe, the upper circle ia attached
to the pump-handle, which works on a fulcrum in the side of
a barrel. When this leather pump-barrel is collapsed, the
water flows out through the upper val'e into the barrel around
it, when expanded water is sucked up through the tube, and
an equal quantity displaced in the barrel, the discharge for the
water being through a hole in the side of the barrel opposite
to that in which the handle is fixed. The action of this pump,
which attracted much attention in the French Exhibition of
1858, is marvellously perfect. No expedition should start
without being well supplied with small water-vessels, with
means of carrying at least half a gallon of water for each
white man a day. Natives of different countries use vessels
for carrying water made as follows: 1st. From the raw or dry
skins of animals, which should be greased down the back.
2nd. The paunch, the heart-hag (pericardium), the intestines
and the bladder. When used, they should have a wooden
skewer run in and out along each side of their open mouths,
by which they can be carried, and a lashing passed round un-
der the skewer to make all tight. The Bushmen do this. The
water oozes a little through the sides, and by its evaporation
the contents are kept very cool. Another plan is, after hav-
ing tied the length of intestine at both ends, to roll it up in a
handkerchief and wear it as a belt round the waist. The fault
of these bags, besides their frailty, is that they become putrid
after a little use. 3rd. Soft wood hollowed oot into buckets.
4th. Calabashes and other large fruit, as cocoa-nuts. &c. 5th.
Ostrich eggs. 6th. Canvass bags, smeared with grease on the
outside, become perfectly waterproof after a short soaking.
7th. Baskets with oiled cloth inside. And now I may say )
have pumped my own well dry, in attemptjpg to satisfy the
thirst of many; in that attempt I trust I have succeeded with
a few. In case of a failure, I can only refer them for further
information to those who, unlike myself can speak from per-
sonal experience in their travels and campaigns of the ways
and means of getting water, as also perhaps of the great mis-
eries and sufferings attendant on the want of it j believe
me to be your obedient servant,
Petkr Simple.
A QUAKER'S WIT.
A nobleman, the proprietor of large estates, was in the habit
once every year of inviting bis tenants, among whom was a
conscientious Quaker, to dine with him. The Quaker, not
anxious to brave the senseless ridicule to which members of
the Society of Friends were at that time exposed, invariably
declined the honour. At length his lordship pressed him, as
a personal favour, to attend. On the right of the host sat the
vicar, and on the left his curate. After dinm r the vicar, who
stuttered painfully, attempted to put a question, byway of
banter, to the Quaker. The Quaker stared, but .nade no re-
ply. The clergyman repeated, in the same incomprehensible
manner, his query. Still the Quaker made no answer, when
the curate, who was of a glib and ready tongue, interfered and
said, "I do not think you understand what the vicar says."
'•I do not see how I should, friend,'' quietly replied the Qua-
ker. "Oh," replied the curate, ; 'he simply asks whether you
can tell him how it was that Balaam's ass 6poke?" "Balaam
bad an impediment in his speech and his ass spoke for him,"
was tbs Quaker's rejoinder.
GOING TO LAW.
A butcher once cr lied upon a lawyer and asked him if he
couldn't make the owner of a dog that had stolen a leg of
mutton from his shop pay the price of it "Certainly you
can," replied the lawyer, "the value of the mutton to a half-
penny." "Then," 6aid the butcher, "you owe me five and
sixpence, for your dog stole a leg of muUon of mine worth
that amount." "Here is the money my good fellow," said the
lawyer coolly, puUing his hand into hh pocket and giving it.
The butcher was going off with a broad grin on his face, when
the lawyer called him back, saying, " Yon owe me six and
eightpence for my advice."
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jtottflg and |1oc(rn.
SHADES OF XIGHT.
1 Dull ni^ht lias now hor mantle drawn.
Ami wrapped our ship in gloom profound;
Niiw bushed the tumult of the day.
And BOianUfJ silence reigns around.
2 No verdant wood to paint our view
Where "ft bafbre ire wished to roam;
Hut planning 'mid the shades of night,
On future joys, on future home.
3 The feathered tribe's no longer Been,
From "Longboat Square" no merry song;
.v. mu-ii 'f beard except the breeze.
Or uiurni'iing w;i\e that glides along.
4 When from ' 'watch" we are relieved.
We toon to "H untnock Street" repair.
Where Horphsni Basil bur eyes in sleep,
Till dawns ' 'Aurora'* bright and fciir.
5 When morn is up bright "Sol" displays,
Refulgent grandeur o'er the scene
Whereon, before Aurora's dawn.
Ten thousand golden stars were seen.
6 Ah! night has charms and pleasures too
Befitting restless youth and age,
And many a startling wunder shows,
lleyund the reach of mortal age.
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I THE BASHFUL MAN.
J. &
1 They Bay I shall got over it, but no I never can,
You've no conception what it is to be a bashful man,
But ah I deaf] 1 quite forgot what I was going to say,
[Jut wonld the ladies be so good as look another way;
IM give, 1 don't know what I'd give, if it war* not the case,
But it's a f»ct, I cannot look a lady in the fire;
I'd rather face, I would indeed, 1 know that I'm a fool,
I'd rather f.iee a crocodile than meet a lady's school.
J At parties when, like other men, I'm asked if I won't dance,
1 brash and fidget with my gloves, and wish mysvlf in France,
And while I'm stand ng stammering and hanging down my bead,
Some dandy whiaker'd coxcomb leads the lady out instead.
I did just touch a lady's hand last night in a quadrille.
Oh goodness! how my heart did heat, it's palpitating still;
While my young brother, fresh from school, to shew how I an tcazed,
Says"Krank why whata iuufl you are, gu Is like their fingers squeezed. '
'<: How I am to get married— I shall never have a wife,
I could never make an offer, I'm convinced, to save my life;
There's the qu //, ug by the sisters, and the questions by mama,
And the pumping that one goes through in the study by papa;
And there's that horrid horiey-m"on, a journey w,th a bride.
And grinning post-boys looking back, and no one else inside;
Ob dear! the very thought of it quite takes away my breath,
I am certain at the wedding 1 should blush myself to death.
THE DERIVATION OK THE WORD "EDINBURGH.'
Cain, in disgrace with Heaven, retired to Nod,
As tar as man could wiab to be from God,
Which makes some people think he went
As t'ir as Scotland ere he pitched his tent,
Ami founded than a town of ancient fime,
Which he from Eden, Edinburgh did name.
fltonundrums.
XLIII. Why arc letten directed to the Commander of the DetachmeDt like
ships tliat mil bully on a wind!
XL1V. What i« it that tin- longer yon look ;it ^t the more it increases?
\lv. Wiiy sli. mlil a gouty 111:111 make his will?
jtmn to XL. He takes an Klixor (anil he licks her).
XI. I . Because tiny are broken while the other is only cracked.
" XL1I. Because she will ho animated (Annie mated).
'* Charade. — Cares.
PAT AND THE POST OFFICE.
The following colloquy actually took place at an Eastern
post office. Put — "I suiy, Mr. Postmaster, is there a lether for
me?" "Who are you my good fellow?" "I'm mesclf, that's
who I am?" "Well, what is your name?" "An' what do ye
want wid the name; isn't it on the lether?" "So that I can
find the letter, if there is one." "Well, Pat Byrne then, if ye
must have it." "No. sir, there is none for Pat Byrne." "I«
there no way to get in there but through this pane of glass?"
"No." "Its well for ye there isn't; I'd taach ye betlier man-
ners than to insist on a gentleman's name; but ye didn't get
it alther all — so I'm aven wid ye; divil a bit is my name Byrne."
glaual and gRililarg intelligence.
ABSTRACT OF PIIOCRESS.
During the past week.
Feb. 2Tth
'■ 28th
Mar. 1st
•' 2nd
" 3rd
" 4th
" 5th
Latitude.
8 4iVS.
6°46'S.
5°20'S.
4° ID'S.
2°30'S.
1°29'S.
1°12'S.
Longitude.
99°60'W.
101° 55' W.
104° 50' W.
106° 55' W.
108° 4S' W.
109° 52' W.
110° 09' W.
Miles Run.
N.W.?/ 4 1Y.184m.
N W i;w.l68m.
N.W.bW.KW. 1»
N.W.bW.<|W. 13»
N.W. 157 m.
N.W. 89 m.
N.W. 24 m.
The great question that every one asks everybody is, "How
long do you give her to get to Vnncouver Island?" In fact
this has been the great question throughout the voyage, and
the long time already spent at sea, so contrary to the expec-
tations of nil, is the clearest proof how impossible it is to
form a correct estimate of the length of a sea voyage. When
we reach the 5th degree of North Latitude we shall be proba-
bly in Longitude 117° West, and may then fairly expect to
have the Northeast Trade Wind. With this we shall steer a
Northwesterly course, more or less to the Northward or West-
ward of N.W., accoiding as the trade it Easterly or Northerly.
We may expect to carry this wind as far as the 29th or 30th
degree of North Latitude, by which time we shall probably
have reached as far as 142° West. (ape Flattery is in Lat.
48° 23' N. Long. 124°22' W.; the direct course therefore when
we lose the trade will be about N. E. \ N. 1450 miles. The
winds, as in the Atlantic ocean, are variable and uncertain in
the Northern Latitudes, but lit this time of the year they pre-
vail from the West and Northwest — so, after a day or two's
calm on losing the trades, we may expect to bowl alone with
u leading wind and make short work of it to Vancouver Is-
land. The distance over which we shall probably travel will
be approximately about 4000 miles, so, as far ns it is possible
to judge, and considering that three-fourths of our voyage
have been accomplished in a period of 120 days at aen, we
may expect to reach our journey's end in about 35 or 40 days.
Another point about which many questions have been asked
ia the reason of our crossing the Equator so tar to the west-
ward, instead of having taken a more northerly and direct
coarse on leaving Valparaiso. The reason of this is lb it, to
the eastward ol the 100th degree of West Longitude, the
calms, squalls and variable weather tint arc peculiar to the
regions in the vicinity of the Equator Kre here almost perpet-
ual, and that ships crossing the Line to the Eastward of that
point are often becalmed for weeks together, whereas ve-sels
crossing in from 110° to 11G° W. Long, are seldom delayed
beyond a few days, and stand a much bitter chance ol u.aking
a good voyage.
^ducrfiscments.
Theatre Royal, " Thames City."
NV.XT WKEK w 11 be presented thai highly interesting and laughable
F;.ree t iu one Act, by John M. Harton, entitled,
ijjtts, ©IN lSO~S}~] ©aUEQB
Characters:
Mr. WhiffloR, Charles Derham.
Mr. John Brownjohn Charles 8innett.
Mr. Pycmilian Phtbbs, James Turn bull.
Mrs. Whittles, Vofan Mead*.
Lydi.i Richard N olfenden.
flfjS™ Doors open at (5 o'clock, performance to commoner ut 6*80 Dfeclftaly.
Tho publication of the Emicirant Souuers* Gazette and Cape Hoas
Curonicu: w;ia commenced at noon on Thursihv, and was completed at
4p.m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Flout Cabin,
" TlnuncsCity."
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No. 16.]
"THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, MARCH 12th, 1859.
[Price 3d.
®Ii4 (Emigrant Soldiers' feett^.
"THAMES CITY," MARCH 12th, 1859.
Lat. 7° 16' N. Long. 115° 50' W. Moon's First
QlJATRER, TO-DAY, AT 4h. 39lf. A. If,
Although nature has favoured the Pacific Coast of
British North America in an eminent degree, with a
delightful temperate climate and fertile soil, inexhaust-
ible forests of the finest timber, rich undulating prai-
ries, safe and spacious harbours, — tlie only ones, with
one exception, upon a coast of 3000 miles, and which
are capable of sheltering in their waters the fleets of
the world — long and numerous rivers, the richest fish-
eries, extensive regions of coal, iron and other valuable
minerals, near proximity to a gocd market (San Fran-
cisco), and the very centre of what must become the
great highway of commerce between the Eastern and
Western worlds; yet these unparalleled and natural
advantages did not even attract the notice of English-
men, much less their colonization and settlement, until
there occurred one of those marvellous gold discoveries
which have tended so much of late years to extend
the trade and commerce of the Old World, and to raise
up great and powerful nations of the Anglo-Saxon
race iu countries hitherto considered inhospitable and
unfit for colonization and settlement by civilized men.
The colony of British Columbia embraces an area of
about 220,000 square miles. Its principal rivers are
the Fraser, which rises in the north, and keeps a direct
course through the centre of the colony for upwards
of 400 miles, until at the "Forks," where it is joined
by the Thompson river; it there turns to the west un-
til it empties itself into the Gulf of Georgia. The
Thompson river, which is not an insignificant stream
as compared with the Fraser, rises in the east, iu the
Rocky mountain range, and flows through an extreme-
ly fertile and magnificent country until it unites with
the latter. It is intersected also by a great arm of the
Columbia, but which has no outlet to the sea except
through the territory of the United States. The Fin-
lay river, rising North of the Fraser, keeps a southerly
course until it joins the Peace river, which runs through
the Rocky mountains to the east into Lake Atha-
baska. There are other rivers again to the north-
west ; the Salmon and the Simpson, which flow into
the Pacific ocean opposite Queen Charlotte Island, and
which island is also embraced in the new colony.
There are numerous inland lakes, but none of great
magnitude. The country is principally mountain and
valley ; the Peak and Cascade mountains running
through its centre, parallel with the Rocky mountains,
in a northwest course ; the valleys are described by
all who have seen them as rich and beautiful, and the
mountamscenery as truly sublime. Sir John Richardson
states that the mean temperature on the Pacific coast
of British North America is about 20° higher than it
is on the Atlantic coast in the same parallel of latitude.
From observations made by Commodore Wilkes in
1841, "the mean standing of the barometer near Van-
couver, during the day hours, for the months of June,
July, August and September, was 30.32 in.; of the
thermometer, 65.33. The state of the weather dur-
ing a period of 106 days was as follows: fair 76 days,
cloudy 19, and rainy 11. The crops of all descriptions
were good, and this is the best criterion. The climate
throughout the western section is mild, owing, proba-
bly, to the prevalence of southwesterly winds. Vege-
tation is earlier than in England. The fall of snow
in the more southerly part rarely exceeds a few inches.
The fig, orange, lemon, melon, vine and many other
fruits proper to the tropics are the indigenous growth
of the soil of this favoured shore." Lieuteuants Warr
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
and Vavasour (the latter of the Royal Engineers)
state: "The specimens of lead found in the mountains
on the coast are very fine. The fisheries of salmon
and sturgeon are inexhaustible, and game of every
description abounds. The timber is extremely luxuri-
ant, and increases in size as you reach a more north-
erly latitude; that in 50° to 54° being considered the
best. Pine, spruce, red and white oak, cedar, arbutus,
poplar, maple, willow and yew grow in this section of
the country ; north of the Columbia river the cedar
and pine particularly becoming of immense size."
Should we find these and the other accounts which
have appeared in our columns prove true, we shall
have every reason to trust that our sojourn in British
Columbia may be a pleasant one; and to feel thankful
that we were selected to take a part in the expedition
for the formation and improvement of a colony which
may one day turn out of so great importance to the
mercantile world. At the same time we mnst bear in
mind that the steadiness, industry and zeal displayed
by each of us during the period we may be employed
will be carefully noted, and will materially affect our
future welfare and prosperity.
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
In the first number of our paper I stated that it was my in-
tention to contribute a few observations every week having
reference to the Natural History of the animals we might hap-
pen to meet with during our voyage, and to the consideration
of Inanimate Nature and such atmospheric phenomena as
might come under our notice. For some weeks pnst the Ani-
mal Kingdom has engaged our attention, but it is time now
that we turn from Animate to Inanimate Nature, especially as
we hare all had the opportunity during the past week of wit-
nessing and experiencing the effects of one of the most appal-
ling and most startling of Natural Phenomena. On Tuesday
evening last, the 8th inst., we were visited for the first time
during the voyage by a thunder-storm. Considering that it
is within the tropics, and especially in these regions, known
commonly as the Regions of Calms, that thunder-storms are
the most frequent and at the same time the most violent, we
may consider ourselves very fortunate in having so far escap-
ed from the dreadful consequences which sometimes accom-
pany these grand electrical discharges. Until within the last
few years the phenomena of thunder and lightning were so
mysterious, that the cleverest of philosophers were content to
refer them to the operation of some cause utterly uuknovvn,
but in the present day perhaps no meteorological phenomena
are so well understood as these. As the intimate study of
Electrical Science is far too abstruse to be dealt with satisfac-
torily in a popular publication like ours, I shall merely con-
tine myself to a few general principles illustrative of the na-
ture and causes of thunder and lightuing. These phenomena
depend upon Electricity. Now what is Electricity ? Some
centuries ago it was discovered that the substance amber, if
rubbed with silk or flannel, became endowed with the property
of influencing the motives of certain light bodies, such as
feathers, sometimes attracting them and sometimes repelling
them. The ancients were awaro of this fact, but there the
matter dropped. About the middle of last century however the
attention of philosophy was directed to the fact, and it was
soon found that the amber only furnished one particular case
of a result far more general, and experiments on a large scale
were conducted. It was believed that the power acquired by
a piece of rubbed amber of attracting and repelling feathers
was due to a certain invisible fluid, developed by the process
of rubbing, to which the appellation of Electric fluid has been
given. It was further ascertained that some substances, such
as copper and the metals, were not capable of being electrified,
but had the power of carrying away the electricity thus excit-
ed, and accordingly the first class of substances were called
non-conductors. Upon this principle the Elpctric Machine is
constructed; a cylinder of glass is made to revolve on its axis;
at one side of the cylinder is fitted a horse-hair cushion, against
which the cylinder rubs as it revolves; on the opposite side is
fixed a piece of metal, placed on glass legs and furnished with
a row of points directed towards the glass cylinder. As the
cylinder is made to revolve, it rubs against the cushion, and
electric fluid is developed in the same way as it is developed
in the amber rubbed on silks, and, as soon as it is formed, the
piece of metal with the points Is ready to conduct it away; as
however tbe metal is supported on glass legs, the electric fluid is
retained in the metal, and thus we are enabled to collect a
large quantity. Now let us see what effects we can produce
with this accumulated electric fluid. If we approach our fin-
ger within half an inch of the metal conductor, a spark is in-
stantly produced, accompanied by a smart crack, and at the
same time we feel a pricking sensation at the tip of the finger.
If we hold a knob of metal to the conductor, the spark aDd the
crack are likewise produced, and, if it is held there for two or
three minutes, we have a succession of sparks and cracks,
which get gradually weaker until they finally cease. What
is tiie meaning of all this? It is a most difficult matter to ex-
ptain properly without entering into the principles of Electri-
cal Science; lint the following remarks will I trust answer our
present purpose. It is now generally admitted that there is
no agent which is more universal in nature, and which extends
its influence over the earth's Burface more than Electricity.
Bti rything on the surface of the earth is endued with a certain
amount of electricity, and scarcely one natural ph< nomenon
occurs which is not brought about by electrical agency, and
which dues not in a greater or less degree del elopo this won-
derful force. Bat the cause of the production of electrical
phenomena is entirely due to one well-known fact, and that is
that electric fluid consists of two kinds, or according to some
philosophers, to two modifications of the same kind; they are
called positive electricity and negative electricity, and gene-
rally speaking both exist in a thing, or in an individual, com-
bined in certain definite proportions. Now when the equilib-
rium of these two electricities existing in one individual is
disturbed by any cause whatsoever, that N, if anything tends
to diminish or increase the proportions of positive and nega-
tive electricity in a thing, or in an individual, an electrical
disturbance is produced. As long as the equilibrium is per-
fect, we have nothing to denote the presence of electricity, so
that a disturbance in the proportions of the two electricities
Is absolutely necessary to the production of an electrical phe-
nomenon. We have seen that friction is a means of produ-
cing elcctrieily, as in the case of the amberand glass cylinder;
we can now explain it thus: by friction the equilibrium of the
two electricities in the glass cylinder is destroyed, and the
production of a larger amount of one electricity than of the
other is the result; this overplus it imparts to the metal con-
ductor and it is there retained, the glass legs being non-con-
ductors. Now the overplus of positive electricity requires some
negative electricity to neutralize itself; accordingly, when you
approach your linger to the conductor, it draws upon you for
sunn- negative electricity; your finger inn. arts it from the con-
stant supply contained in your body, and, as it passes from
your finger to the conductor, combination takes place, accom-
panied by a spark and slight report. lint it is time for you
now to enquire what has all this to do with thunder and light-
ning? As 1 before stated, the nature of thunder and lightning
was unknown until the middle of the last century; but in n.Vi
a very simple but most interesting experiment was made by
tbe illustrious Franklin which clearly demonstrated to the
AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
world at large that clouds were so many electrical machines,
that, in certain states' of the atmosphere, quantities of elec-
tricity were formed and discharged, producing a flash
and report analogous to the spark and the crack formed by an
ordinary electric machine, aud that, in fact, thunder and light-
ning are no longer mysterious phenomena, but are nothing
more or less than the effects of electrical atmospherical dis-
turbances. But I must no longer intrude on your time and
attention, and shall continue the subject in our next number.
Naturalist.
ABSTRACT
OF PROGRESS.
During
the past week.
Latitude.
Longitude.
Mar. 6th .
0°41'S. .
. 112° 30' W. . .
" 7th .
1°08'N. .
. 114° 09' W. . .
" 8th .
3°02'N. .
. 114° 50' W. . .
" 9th .
4°36'N. .
. 115° 21' W. . .
" 10th .
5°44'N. .
. 11S° 40' W. . .
" 11th .
6°27'N. .
. 115° 46' W. . .
" 12th .
7°16'N. .
. 115° 50' W. . .
*
MileB Run.
W.bN. 145 m.
N.W.VN. 147 m.
N.bW.Vw. 121 m
N.bW.i2w.99m.
N.bW.5iW.73m.
N. 43 m.
N.^W. 49 m.
MARRIAGE IX BRITISH COLUMBIA.
So long as human nature exists there will be marrying and
giving in marriage, and even among the uncivilized inhabitants
of British Columbia this rite is a matter of previous negotia-
tion, and is attended with solemnity, though certainly the pic-
ture is by no means brilliant in its colouring. 'When a young
man has made his choice and obtained consent, the parents or
other natural guardians of the girl are next to be consulted.
These are to receive a certain quantity of presents ; staves,
axes, kettles, trinkets, &c. When the amount is agreed on,
lliey repair to the house intended for the young couple, to
which the most respectable inhabitants of the village are in-
vited. The young man, having distributed the presents, re-
ceives, in the style of the heroes of the Homeric age, an equal,
often a greater number of presents from the girl's relations.
Then the bride, decorated with various ornaments, is led forth
by a few old women and presented to the bridegroom, who re-
ceives her as his wife. The company, after partaking of hos-
pitality, and wishing the young couple every happiness, a
numerous progeny, abundance and peace, retire. Though the
union is generally lasting, it is not indissoluble, as a man may,
for infidolity, repudiate his wife, who is after that at liberty
to take another husband. Polygamy is not only allowed, but
it is a mark of distinction. The greater number of wives a
man can maintain, the higher he is esteemed. In fact the res-
pectability and influence of the chief depend on the number
of wives, slaves, aud other property which he possesses, and
his election to the office depends on this qualification. Though
the wives generally live in harmony together, the first wife
takes the precedence of all the others, and is considered as
mistress of the house.
SARCASTIC.
A young fellow, not quite so wise as Solomon, was eating
some Cheshire cheese, full of mites, at a tavern one night.
"Now," said he, "I have done as much as Samson, for I have
slain my thousands and my tens of thousands." "Yes,'' an-
swered one of the company, "and with the same weapon too;
the jawbone of an ass!"
A YANKEEISM.
foam, the waves being so high that they dashed into the ca-
noe, which would have been upset by bad steering. The des-
cent is accomplished in about four minutes. The steerage
requires great coolness and experience, nnd he adds that, a
short time previous to his own visit to the rapids, two Americans
had ventured to descend them without boatmen and were con-
sequently upset; the Occident took place in sight of the town
of the Sault Saint Marie, and many of the inhabitants were
watching the struggles of the unfortunate men, thinkingevery
attempt to save them would be hopeless. Suddenly, however,
a person appeared, making towards the group and shouting
with frantic excitement, "Save the man with the red hair;" the
extra exertions which were made in consequence proved suc-
cessful, and the red-haired individual in an exhausted condi-
tion was safely landed. "He owes me eighteen dollars," said
his rescuer, drawing a long breath and looking approvingly
on his assistants. The red-haired man's friend had not a cre-
ditor at the Sault, and, in default of a competing claim, was al-
lowed to pay his debt to nature, and "I'll tell you what it is
stranger," said an American who told the story, "a man will
never know how necessary he is to society if he don't make
his life valuable to his friends as well as to his-self."
WHIMSICAL DIALOGUE.
Traveller, "Holloa House!" Irish Innkeeper, "Sure I don't
know any one of that name." Tray., "Are you the master of
this inn?" Inn., "Yes, sir, plase yer honour, whin me wife's
not at home." "Have you a bill of fare?" "Yes, sir, the
fairs of Mullingar an' Ballinasloe are next week." "I see;
how are your beds?" "Pretty well I thank ye, sir." "Have
you any mountain?" "Yes, sir, this country's full of moun-
tains." "I mean a kind of wine!" "Yes, yer honour, all
kinds, from Irish white wine (buttermilk) to Burgundy."
"Have you any porter?" "Yes, sir, Pat's an excellent portlier;
he'll go anywhere." "No, I mean porter to drink?" "Oh!
sir, he'll drink the ocean, never fear but he'll take all ye'll
plase to give him." "Have you any fish?" "They call me
an odd fish." "I think so, I hope you are not a shark." "No,
sir, indeed I am not a shark, nor a lawyer, nor any relation to
such reptiles." "Have you any soles?" "For yer boots or
shoes? as for my own soul it don't belong to me, it's Judy's."
"Pshaw! have you any plaice?" "No, sir, but I was promi-
sed one if I'd vote for Misthcr O'Brian." "Have you any wild
fowl?" "They are tame enough now, you may depend, for
they have been killed these three days." "I see I'll have to
see myself." "And welcome, sir, I'll fetch you the lookin'
glass."
SCOTCH ECONOMY.
A Highlander, who sold brooms, went into a barber's shop
in Glasgow, to get shaved; the barber bought one of his
brooms, and, after having shaved him, asked the price ot it.
"Tipnence," said the Highlander. "No, no," says the shaver,
"I'll give you a penny ; if that does not satisfy you take your
broom again." The Highlander took it and asked what be
had to pay. "A penny," says the strap. "I'llgieyea bau-
bee," said Duncan, "and it that dinna satisfy ye, put on my
beard again."
THE PUNSTER FLOOR'D.
A traveller in the Northwest States of America, in 1855,
gives an interesting account of the method of shooting the
rapids of the Sault Saint Marie. He and h : s friends seated
themselves in the bottom of a bark canoe, which was sucked
i nto the waters, guided by a boatman at each end of the canoe.
For a square mile the river presented an unbroken sheet of
The celebrated punster, Dr. Mann, who was in the habit of
reading when walking, once got to the middle of a narrow
wooden bridge over a river, before he saw that the pass was
disputed by a well known (but generally harmless) lunatic.
"Who are you?" says the lunatic. "Why," say the Dr. (think-
ing to put him off best with a jest), "1 am a double man, for
I am man by name and man by nature." "Oh! 1 ' said the lu-
natic, "you are two men then." "Yes," said ihe Dr. "Well,"
rejoined the lunatic, "I am a man be3ide myself, and we two
will fight you two any day," and immediately knocked him
into the river.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£ow)s and $odrg.
Aa we learn that several who were absent from the Thea-
trical entertainment of the 4th inst. are anxious to hear the
following song, which was sung on that occasion by Corporal
Sinnett, we take this opportunity of publishing it.
HUTHLICAUT'S WEDDJN\
1 I'll sing ye lads a Falkland sang,
Wi' thii lupin' chorus loud an.' laiig,
I'll tell ye o' the gleesomo thraug
At Uuthlicaut's braw weddin' 0-.
The first that cam' wan Geordie Cann,
Then Osment too and Wolfcmden,
Wi' Jock McMurphy, Oil k Bridgeman,
Cain' skippin' to the weddin' 0.
CHORUS — There beauty's smiles baith blithe an' brau.
Wad Brace a palace, cot, or ha',
Fair dimpled cheeks wi'out a flau.
At Uuthlicaut's bran weddin' 0.
2 There was Morey too and Rogerson,
And Lindsay cam' to join the fun,
An' Smith cam' arc tin- feast begun,
At Uuthlicaut's brau weddin' 0.
There was Nonnansell and blithe Woodcock,
And Launders came to join the flock,
An' Sinnett wi' his dirty smock,
i. i.i faith! he marred that weddin' 0.
3 There was short wee Flux and tall Whitmore,
0' rantin' blades some twa three score,
Muuroaod Digby, Hand and Soar,
Cam' all to join the weddin' 0.
There was White, R. A., and "brndder" Yates,
The bairns wha ha' the brimfiu* pates,
And Ilowell climerin' oure the gates,
Was no behint the weddin' 0.
4 There was Noble too an* ' 'Major" Green,
Alexander, Baker and Jock Linn,
An' Liddell too, tho' scarcely seen-,
(iin modest at that weddin' 0.
There was Harvey, Murray, Hume and Scalos,
And Maynard too wha mak's the pails,
An' liayhes was there wha. never fails
To he at sic a weddin' 0.
5 There was tailor Walsh an' tailor Reid,
An' tailor Hushes an' mt Joflk Iffmflft.
An' Layman faith! eiynyed the fted
At Huthlxaut's brau weddin' 0.
There was Derham, Franklin, Frost and Mills,
An' Shannon <>' the whiskey stills,
An' Shannon fra' far Limerick's hills,
Cam' loupin* to the weddin' 0.
6 Argyle from "Brum" an' Mould from Hants,
An' Cockney Wood, wi* oflfMn pants,
The town was deaved wi' Bangs an' rants,
At Hnthlleaoc*B hra/w weddin' 0.
There was Foster, Conroy, Haig, and Jones,
Kab Stephens too wi* glanj lionet* ,
Ve'd Laugh to bear the tables' groans
At Uuthlicaut's bran weddin' 0.
7 Wi' haggises an' fine cail soups,
Wi' brandies, wines, nn.,1 mint-juleps,
Wi' gid brown ale full unmy stoiips
At Uuthlicaut's brau weddin' 0.
Wi' ham, an* beef, an' mutton too,
Wi' At hoi brosc aa' Irish steu/,
Wi' pies an' pasties not a few
At Uuthlicaut's brau weddin' 0.
8 Wi' Hyers too an' hearts an' lights,
Losh! how they stared to see sic sights,
But all set to an' crammed their kites
At Uuthlicaut's brau weddin' 0.
An* then they drank to groom and bride,
Scotch whiskey flowed like 00669 tide,
Auld Hu'li' blushed wi' joyous pride,
The bride was fain to redden too.
'.' Said yan wha kenned her from her birth,
■'May she be fru tfnl as the earth,
And may each little bod of mirth
Be followed by anither 0."
S&ys he ' 'My bairns shall dare the seas,
An' brave the battle and the breeze,
Bo true as steel, should Heaven pluaso
To bless this gleesom weddin* 0."
There beauty's smiles, &c.
THE TRADE WIND.
Blow fresh and fair thou good trade wind,
The breath of God, with steady force]
Blow lovingly round brow and sail,
And urge us on our pathless course.
To God, of whom 'tis said ' 'He makes
The wind his Angels," now we pray,
Beseeching him this breath to send,
To guide us quickly on our way.
Fresh, freshlier blow, and may God grant
That, ere the sun's bright rim hath sal
Thrice ten times more beneath tin- Wiive,
Tho cry of ' 'Land!" our ears bawl .
Yes, land at last, a bright blue bar
'Twixt arimsoa sea and golden sky;
Land, with fresh streame and Drafts grand,
MJDelightful sight to every eye.
Conundrums.
XLVI, What kind of nTrrriihn— Is were the most prevalent in Xoah's Ark?
XLVII. Why are fixed stars like pens, ink and paper!
XLVIII. When may a nobleman's property be ssdd to be all feathers?
Answer to XLIII. Because they go to Luard (leeward).
XLIV. A blush.
" XL.V. That he may have his legatees (leg-at-ease).
Puzzle. — A Bnail wants to get to the top of a wall 20 feet in height; du-
ring the day it climbs fire feet, but slips down four every nighty how Long
will it take to reach the top?-
COURTING SCENE.
"Jonathan, doyou love boiled beef and dumplings?" "Darn-
ed if I don't, Sook, but a hot duniplin' arn't nothin' to your
sweet, 'tarnal uice red lips, Sook." "Ob, lor ! Jonathan, do
hush; Jonathan, did you read that story about a man being
bugged to death by a bear?" "Guess I did, Sookey, and it
made me feel alloverish." "How did you feel, Jonathan'.'"
"Kinder sortei as if I'd like to hug you, e'en a'most to death
too; tarnal nice, plump, elegant little critter you." "Oh, lor!
now do go away, Jonathan." "Ah! Sookcy, you are sich a
slick gal." "Lor, arn't you ashamed, Jonathan?" "I wish I
was a nice little ribbon, Sook." "What for?" "Cos may be
you'd tie me round that nice little neck of your'n. and I should
like to be tied there, darn'd if I shouldn't." "Oh, lor! there
comes mother, Jonathan. Itun, run, run!"
LYING OUT.
A starving Irishman, wandering about London, came to a
building bearing the inscription, "Lying in Hospital." "By
the powers!" he eiclaimed, "that's the place for me, for I've
been lying out for a fortnight."
^r.lmti.'inncnt.'i.
XjOST.
I've lost a bunch of bright steel keys,
A hunch that numbered seven,
If you'.ve found th- in, ohj return thorn please.
You'll Qnd reward in Heaven.
For know you friends these keys bars Looked
The lids 01 all my trunks;
I lost them on the fourth of Mar oh)
In the neighb'rhood of the bunks.
%jf~ It found to be given to the Editor.
LOST.
ABOUT SIX WEEKS AGO. the 3rd Volume of the " Illnstrated Maga-
zine- of Art," bound in blue cloth, leaves gilt edged. Any person re-
turning the same to tho owner, or the Editor, will be rewarded with half
a doaen cigars.
The publication of the Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape Horn
Chronicle was commenced at noon on Thursday, and was oomttleted at
4 p. m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin.
" Thames City."
TIHIIE] E3A^ia-PR.^\.3STT
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AND CAPE HORN CHRONICLE.
No. 17.]
'THAMES CITY," SATURDAY, APRIL 2nd, 1859.
[Price 3d.
<P4 (Emigrant $Mxm' dtatty.
"THAMES CITY," APRIL 2nd, 1859.
Lat. 41° 43' N. Long. 132° 13' W.
Once more, and for the last time, the Emigrant Sol-
diers' Gazette and Cape Horn Chronicle raises its
voice to address the small world of the "Thames
City;" addresses them too, although on the point of
death, in a more self satisfied, and, we trust, a more
cheerful stj'le than it has done at any previous period
of its existence, on a topic, the very echo of which re-
verberates in the hearts of us all, and banishes for
awhile the feelings of tediousness and ennui that have
now become so prevalent — a topic too which will, we
hope, put all hands in a good humor who have come
here to-night to hear the last dying speech of a period-
ical that has, let us trust, been the means of lighten-
ing the monotony of some few of the many weary
hours we have spent on board, to shake it by the hand
and to bid it a long good-bye,' as it now does to the
world, to life, to the " Thames City" and to the Co-
lumbian Rangers. Our voyoge, which, as fate would
have it, has been singularly protracted, is at length
really coming to a close ; and although it is nearly six
months since we embarked, it must be confessed that
we remember the old Deal boatman with somewhat
the same feeling as one regards a picture of one's
great-great-grandfather, and think of bitter beer and
ffreen peas as luxuries never likely to be seen or heard
of again. Incredible though it may appear, and diffi-
cult as it is to realize, our salt beef and salt pork exis-
tence will probably, ere another 10 days have expired,
live only in our memories, the cry of " Hot water be-
low" have become a bye-word, the grand menagerie
have been dispersed, and the animals sent to grass ;
Hammock street be tenantless and in ruins, the "Dove-
cot" in the sole possession of emaciated bugs, and the
solitary duck in the hen-coop on the poop raise his
head and chuckle, as he sees the last of the great
enemies of his race disappear over the side; enemies
whose great object, in his opinion, during the last six
months has been to endeavour to masticate the legs
and wings (breasts they had not) of the deceased mem-
bers of his race, but in which effort, not being men of
strong dental powers, they have completely failed.
Everybody will rejoice to get on shore again and stretch
his legs, from the gentleman with giant limbs who
rejoices in the name of "Rab" down to master Walsh,
who doos'nt yet rejoice in any name at all, and isn't
likely to for some little time to come. The ladies and
gentlemen, who during the last six months must have
almost forgotten that they are land-crabs, will again
begin to realize this important fact. Children will
toddle about and wonder that " Cumbia" does'nt roll,
and that there is no after-hatchway ladder to tumble
down, nor any immediate prospect of falling overboard,
and "Ponto," and the "Horrible Lurcher," and all the
other dogs, will gallop about in great glee, once more
revealing their tails to the world, and feeling as happy,
poor fellows, as any of us. Nor must we forget the
illustrious "Jimmy," who has contrived in the most
unaccountable manner to prolong his existence, and
become once more a sheep, and who, under the pro-
tecting arm of a musical friend, known to most of us
in connection with a certain life-buoy, has every pros-
pect of a blow-out such as has never probably been
enjoyed by any of his tribe, since his forefathers landed
on Monnt Ararat. We have refrained thus far from
making any lengthy allusion to our speedy emancipa-
tion from the salt diet, for fear the hearts of our audi-
ence might begin to beat so violently as to produce
serious effects ; but, if all hands will content them-
selves with simply allowing their mouths to water, it
will give us great pleasure to dwell on the prospect
of at least good fresh meat and vegetables ; and, al-
though we do not feel justified in holding out immedi-
ate hopes of great comfort, tobacco and 6uet will at
<^
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE,
least be plentiful, and we may all look forward ere
long to comfortable quarters, good rations, strawberries
and cream, and a settled life. It will be a treat, too,
to have something to do, after a style of existence so
lazy that must of us have been too lazy even to get
fat. The ladies will pick up colour, the gentlemen
look less haggard, and children who never walked be-
fore toddle off on their own hook, as if they had bot-
tled up all their toddling propensities for the last six
months and had suddenly extracted the cork. In con-
clusion, the "Emigrant Soldier's Gazette"' bids you a
hearty good bye, and, in wishing every one health, hap-
piness and prosperity in the new colony, only regrets
that its term of days has expired, and that it cannot
remain to share them with you. At the same time it
would remind each one that, in bidding good bye to
the "Thames City," and in looking back on their long
sojourn together, which may it hopes be prolonged for
another six years, they .should remember with grati-
tude the Hand that has guided them in safety, ami pie-
served them in health, throughout a voyage exceeding
in distance, if not in duration, any that has ever before
been accomplished by British troops.
Althouhh we have just had the pleasure to record the ad-
dition to the rising generation of two fine young gentlemen,
it must be nevertheless confessed that obituaries are at present
in the ascendancy. The days of our voyage are nigh number-
ed, the newspaperis now breathing its last breath, the inhabi-
tants of Poop Square are in a state of starvation, those of
Hammock Street in pickle, and preserved milk and suet in an
advanced stage of putrefaction. Like everything else, the
theatrical season is also coming to a close, and we should
deem it ill befitting the high attributes of our journal, were
gratitude not numbered amongst its many good and estimable
qualities, and did it not, in biddiug a general farewell, remem-
ber to thank, in the name of our little world, those who have
afforded us pleasure and recreation. Of all the little amuse-
ments that have assisted very materially to render our dreary
VOjrage as pleasant as anything of the kind can well be,
whether we speak of the theatricals, the dancing, the boxing,
the shaving, the singing, the bird catching, or the cock fight-
ing, the first, viz: the theatre stands forth pre-eminent. Com-
mencing at an early stage of our voyage, it luis gone on
iteadily and successfully, something pleasant to look forward
to every Wednesday or other evening, as the case might be,
and sufficiently varied in the nature of the performances to
delight the most fastidious audience situated in circumstances
as peculiar as our own. And although, a short time ago, every
one was in such a humour that he would hardly be pleased at
anything, hot and lazy, and tired of everything and everybody,
the manager and his company struggled manfully against all
obstacles, and have produced on the last few occasions per-
formances that have done credit to every one connected with
them. First then to the kind originator, our Commanding
Officer; secondly to Corporal Howsc, our indefatigable mana-
ger; thirdly to the actors, the Christy's Minstrels, the Tyrolcse
Minstrels, and the amateur singers and dancers, our hearty
thanks are dne. Nor should our small orchestra be forgotten,
who bytheir musical genius have helped us to pass pleasantly
many a dull moment, bo'.h between the scenes at our
theatre, and on the quarter-deck on fine evenings. There is
one little point certainly about which we have cause for re-
gret. Last Wednesday evening a gentleman, who gave us an
interesting description of the locomotive powers of a cork leg,
made his debut on the stage of the "Thames City," and a moat
successful one it certainly was ; whether Corporal John W.
had been thinking how, as a youngster, he used to eat all the
crust of his tart first, with just enough apple to moisten it,
.reserving all the cream and the best half of the apple on the
side of his plate as a good mouthful for the conclusion, and
had determined to extend this principle in our behalf, we are
not at liberty to state, but certain it is that his apple and
cream were very good, and formed a spicy conclusion to the
evening's entertainment. Finally, we feel sure that, in bidding
good bye for the time being to the theatre, we echo the senti-
ments of the whole Detachment in thanking all concerned for
the amusement they have so often afforded us, and will now
content ourselves with looking forward to the time when the
House will re-open once more on a better stage and in more
pleasant circumstances than fall to our lot on the troop-deck
of the "Thames City."
NATURAL HISTORY OF THE VOYAGE.
Our long and somewhat wearisome voyage is fast drawing
to a close, we are rapidly nearing our long wished for destina-
tion, and before many days have elapsed, we may calculate on
being able to bid adieu to the sea and sea-faring life, for at
least some time to come. Although it cannot be denied that
a six months' voyage is attended with a considerable amount
of tedium and monotony, still all of us who have taken any
interest in the contributions on Natural History in our paper
must admit that, notwithstanding our limited resources, and
isolated as we are from the rest of the world, we have subjects
innumerable in the natural world which surrounds us to af-
ford interesting study and instructive reflection to all thought-
ful minds. The object of these articles on the .Natural His-
tory of the Voyage has been to direct the attention of the
student of Nature to the consideration of a few of the many
objects of interest more or less directly connected with the
sea, and, by describing the causes and effects of those pheno-
mena which from time to time come under our notice, to lead
the mind to contemplate the beauty ami grandeur "I' the world
in which we live, and to impress us with the infinite
and wisdom displayed in the miracles of nature by the Crea-
tor of the Universe. It is to be hoped that the subject ha?
proved worthy of interest, ami that not a few will be found
prosecuting their researches in Natural History in the new-
colony lo which we are bound, and which by all OCCOnn s
teems with objects for the study of the Naturalist, who will
undoubtedly be amply repaid tor any exertions which he may
deem fit to make towards acquiring a knowledge of Nature,
and an acquaintance with Qod's creatures. As this is to be
the 1 1 i of our series of publications, 1 purpose giving a brief
retrospect of the Natural History of the Voyage, a hiding
chiefly to the subjects discussed and enlarged upon in the
several numbers of our paper. In the first ph.ee oar attention
was drawn to the consideration of the Trade Winds, their
causes and effects, and, at the same time, tnat man
phenomenon which displayed itself so magnificently in the
tropics, viz : the phosphorescence or luminosity of the sea
was described and explained. We stated this marvellous ap-
pearance to be due to the presence of numerous gelatinous
looking animals called .Medusa', which have the power I
ing out luminous flashes, anil which abound in countless
myriads in most seas. A few days after the publication ot
this statement an opportunity was afforded of testing the lu-
minous properties of these remarkable creatures, a few of
which, bavin- been Collected in a tumbler of water, were made
to emit light by agitating and stirring up the water. The gen-
eral character of the Ocean, its Baltness, its temperature,
depth, and pressure, and the formation of waves, formed an-
other interesting topic of discussion. An ever varied subject
for contemplation was found in the description of the numer-
ous tribes of living beings that throng the deep, from the huge
whale to the luminous animalcules. Our constant companion
during the first part of the voyage, the Stormy Petrel, was one
of the first of the feathered tribe which arrested our attention:
then came the Sea-Swallow, two or three specimens of which
through extreme fatigue fell exhausted on the deck, and al-
lowed themselves to be unresistingly captured. As we ap-
proached the Southern latitudes the majestic Albatross, one
specimen of which measured twelve feet between the extremi-
ties of the extended wings, afforded an interesting topic for
contemplation, and the sagacious and no less curiously form-
AND CAPE HORN CHKONICLE.
ed birds, the Penguins, which we beheld for the first time at
the Falkland Islands, were also in their turn brought under
notice. The Natural History of the Falkland Islands, al-
though only briefly alluded to, was full of interest and instruc-
tion, and served to convince us that these Islands were not
so barren of animated creatures as they at first sight appeared
to be. Very few fish have come across our path, and with
the exception of the occasional appearance of a few Bonitos,
Pilot fish. Flying fish, Porpoises and Whales, we have had
very few opportunities of studying the nature and habits of
many of the finny tribes. The Classification of the Animal
creation into Divisious, Classes, and Orders, formed another
subject treated of in the weekly contributions, and lastly, the
connection between Thunder and Lightning and Electric fluid
was traced and discussed. Such is the enumeration of the
various natural objects which have formed the subjects of our
remarks in connection with the Natural History of the Voy-
age. I need not say that volumes might be written on any
one of them, so endless and varied are the topics which are
classed under the head of Natural Science. Be assured that
there is no study more calculated to cheer the life than the
pursuit of Natural History, and, trusting that these contribu-
tions may have the effect of leading some of you to turn your
attention to a study so attractive, I bring my remarks to a
conclusion. Naturalist.
Coifitcspiulcnce.
"~THB fair sex.
To the Editor.
Sin, — Some time ago a paragraph appeared in your columns
offering a handsome reward to anybody who would discover
the means of preventing women from fighting with, quarrel-
ling with, and abusing one another. Nobody has hitherto
ventured his opinion on so touchy a subject. Many of us
have doubtless often noticed Ponto and the "Horrible Lurch-
er" standing side by side in solemn dignity on the deck of the
'•Thames City," neither of them looking at the other, Ponto
with his tail for once in his life in the air, the "Lurcher" with
bis stump elevated in a similar manner, and both thinking
that the other is no better than he should be, and that there
is not room for both of them in the "T. C." Presently comes
a growl from Ponto, ditto from Lurcher, next a reciprocal
snarl, then a bite, and finally a fight. So (we beg their par-
dons) is the case with the fair sex. Women will be women
wherever they are, and when we come to consider that so
many of them have been for six mouths cooped up in the con-
fined locality of the Dove-cot, with nothing to do but think
aud talk of what Mrs. So-aud-so said of Mrs. What-d'ye-call-
'era, and what Mrs. Thingumigag said of Mrs. Fol-de-rol, no
longer can we wonder that cooing has eventually subsided
into snarling and backbiting, and that, like crinoline, the lit-
tle world they live in is, after six months of it, becoming too
small for them. The fuct is that the ladies in question have
shut the doors of their hearts for the time being to all tender
feelings, determined to preserve their six months' stock till
they are once more able to bestow them in the right direction,
and although, rather late in the day, I by no mean3 venture to
lay claim to the reward, the whole fact of the matter is, that
a month on shore, strong tea, freedom from the bile created
by junk and biscuit, and restoration to conjugal affection,
will speedily set them all to rights, and enable them once more
rightfully to assume the epithet of "Doves."
I am, sir, 4c,
Hymen.
Conundrums.
XLIX. Why ought the passengers of the "Thames City" never to starve ?
L. When is an ox not au ox?
Akswkr to XLVI. .Preserved pears (pairs).
" XLVII. Because they are stationary.
M XLVIII. When his estates are all in entails (hen tails).
' ( XLIX. Because, though a hen can lay hut one egg, the "Thames
City" can always lay to (two).
1 ' L. When it is turned into a meadow.
$tacal and $Ritttarg Jntynhjciup.
ABSTRACT OF PROGRESS.
Latitude.
Longitude.
Miles Run.
Mar. 31st .
. 38°59'N. .
. 134° 24' W. .
. N.N.E.UE. 155 m
. N.E.%N.146m.
. N.bE.^E. 54 m.
April 1st
. 40°55'N. .
. 132° 30' W. .
' ' 2nd .
. 41°47'N. .
. 132° 13' W. .
To-day at noon Cape Flattery bore N.E.JN. 518 miles.
For the information of those who are interested, we may as
well state that we have been 175 days on board the "Thames
City," 148 of which have been spent at sea. The total of our
daily runs is 1 7,070 miles, making a daily average of 115 miles,
or about 4| miles per hour.
Stokes, &(i.
Scottish Square Measure. — A public dinner in Edinburgh
had dwindled away to two guests, an Englishman and an High-
land gentleman, who were each trying to prove the superiori-
ty of their native countries. Of course at an argument of
this kind a Scotchman possesses overwhelming advantages.
The Highlander's logic was so good that he beat his opponent
upon every point. At last the Englishman put a poser, "You
will,'' he said, "at least admit that England is larger in ex-
tent that Scotland." "Certainly not," was the confident re-
ply, "you see, sir, ours is a mountainous country, yours is
flat, now, if all our hills were rolled out flat, we should beat
you by hundreds of square miles.
A Secret. — "How do you do Mrs. Tom? Have you heard
that story about Lundy?" "Why no, really, Mrs. Gabb, do
tell — what is it?" "Oh, I promised not to tell for all the
worldl no, I must never tell on't. I'm afraid it will get out."
"Why, I'll never tell on't as long as I live, just as true as the
world. What is it? come tell." "Now, you wont say any-
thing about it, will you?" "No, I'll never open my head about
it — never. Hope to die this minute." "Well, if you believe
me, Mrs. Lundy told me, last night, that Mrs. Trot told her,
that her sister's husband was told by a person, that Mrs.
Trouble's eldest daughter told Nichens, that her grandmother
heard, by a letter that she got from her third sister's second
husband's eldest brother's step-daughter, that it was reported
by the captain of a clam-boat arrived from the Feejee Islands
that the mermaids about that section wore shark-skin bustles
stuffed with pickled eels."
Very Lean. — They have a man in Mississippi so lean that
he makes uo shadow at all. A rattle-snake struck at his leg
six times in vain, and retired in disgust. He makes all hungry
who look at him, and when children meet him in the street
they run home crying for bread.
Pat's Belief. — An English gentleman, wishing to discover
the religion of an Irish guide, and not wishing to put the
question of faith plump to him, enquired, "Paddy, what's your
belief?" To which Pat replied, "Wisha, then, upon my soul,
yer honour, but I'm of my landlady's belief." "What's that
Paddy?" "Wisha, an' I'll tell you ; but I owe her five half
years rint, and she believes that I'll never pay her, and upon
my soul but that's my belief too."
Parhct Jntcttigcnrc
Since our last communication things in general have been very dull.
SUGAR — There was some talk of no more Sugar coming into the market,
hut the growers thought it would not do, so a supply was obtained.
TEA, COCOA, FLOUR & RAISINS— Are getting very scarce, and if a fresh
supply of the former and latter articles is not soon obtained the supplies
will be stopped.
FRESH MUTTON — Is in great demand, but such an article is never to bo
seen in the markets.
FRESH PORK — There was an arrival of Fresh Pork this week of very good
quality and in great demand, when good sales were effected.
SALT PORK & BEEF— The sales of Salt Pork and Beef appear to bo getting
stale, for all the citizens are going mad for fresh meat, which they expect
to have in a few days (weather permitting).
SUET — Is in great demand, but it is of such an inferior quality that people
will not have it at any price.
TOBACCO— The Tobacco crops are a dead failure.
THE EMIGRANT SOLDIERS' GAZETTE.
£onss and goetrg.
A FAREWELL DITTY.
A ship once Bailed nn a voyage long,
With si\ score HoMitTH stout and Htrong,
With married women thirty-one,
Thirty -four children plump and young.
October the 9th they oeme on board,
October the 10th the Pilot roared
1 'All binds uji anchor! " and off they go,
To the tone or the Ballon **ho heigh ho!"
Gravesend behind, coon came the Nore,
The Dome at last, but Dot before
October the Kih fifty -eight,
On a Sunday night and terribly late,
l>id the good • 'Thames City*' weigh once more,
And down the channel (bam and roar.
Bo they Bailed along did this goodly crew,
Sonic nick. - *t'vt\y , some white, some blue;
By and bye, however, they Ml got right;
A paper they had each Saturday night.
Afterwards songs Id the moon's pau light;
And oft they would dwell on their prospects bright
In Colombia land, their destination,
With 1 1 h mines of gold for the Kiiglish nation.
Christmas day they spent at sea,
And made themselves jolly as jolly could bo;
Three days after they made the land.
And soun the Pilot's steady hand
Steered them safe Into Stanley Port-,
For fear tiny should ere long Vail short
Of water— If) days spent here,
Where- provisions of" at] sorts were horribly dear,
Heigh, heigh, ho I they're off again
To the horri hie cold and the pelting rain,
And the winds, and the sea, and every ill
Of Cape Horn's dreary regions, till
in 4m South the weather became
Mild, and line, and jolly again.
Kour days then tn Valparaiso,
Where, it's quite true, though I'm sorry to Bay so.
Tiny can't find anything better to do
Than Bqn Lbblfl and kirk up a hullihalloo.
Off again OH St. Va hut i lie's day;
Tiny crossed the Equator, so they say,
On the 9th of March, and, doubt it who may,
No ooe got drunk on St. Patrick's day.
At length a chap, said to be witty,
Thought he would write a farewell ditty,
So when 17,000 miles they'd run,
And all weir happy and full of fun,
lie determined to pay his farewell debt
To the dying ' - Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette,"
And, when scarce BUO miles from harbour,
Thus commenced bis long pahweri
Farewell to the cold and freesing blast,
The bursting sail and iiuivenng mast;
Whib foam-capp'd waves defy the gale,
We'll snugly Sip OUT t-i m -rapped ale.
Farewell ''head wind-" and ''quarter breen ■
Bach puff may come from whence it pleasesi
Farewell to Cape Horn's cold and wet,
Farewell the tropics' sun and sweat,
Farewell thefbkale, waist, and poop,
Fan well thick biscuit and thin pea Boup,
Farewell thesuet, grog, audjuuk,
One was weak , the others stunk.
Farewell to the Inn-coop and lonely duck,
Farewell to Long-boat Square and muck,
Farewell to Laundry Lane and Galleys, ,
We'll rook " grub In glades and valleys.
Farewell to BheetS, and spars, and sails,
Farewell to dolphins, sharks, and whales.
Farewell tO the rigging, farewell to the decks,
Farewell to the hatch n here we've nigh broke our neoks.
Farewell to the dove-cot, brewell to the hugs.
And the noises thai evi m night sound in onr lags.
Farewell to the cabin, (farewell to the goose,
ii to the pantry and steward's caboose,
Farewell to the bammocks, tare well SO the cleWfl,
Farewell to the wonld-be Irish -tews,
farewell to con kroaches and thieving cant,
And a long farewell to those horrible rats,
That screech and quarrel m sry night ,
And make one shudder and feel In a fright.
Far ewe ll to parades with bared neoks ami fleet,
Farewell to the Ume-Juice that's hardly sweet,
Farewell to the water of rusty hue.
Farewell to the "Abstractor Progress" tooi
Farewell to our everlasting view
Of cloudy sky and ocean blue,
Farewell to the Petrel's warning note.
Farewell ti» our dreary life afloat ;
I've three good hearty ferewells yet:
Farewell to the " Kniigrant Soldiers' Gazette,"
A long farewell to the old ' 'Thames City,"
Faro well at lout to my farewell ditty.
HOME.
Pear loved home, tbo' far I wander,
Still my thoughts will cling to tbee;
Friends of youth, though far asunder,
Dearer Mill art thou to me.
Home alone hath peaceful pleasure,
In that bosom there in rest ;
Thou that hold'st my heart's beBt treasure.
Thou alone can'st make me blest.
See as arm in arm delighted,
Yon loved couple gaily roam.
Thus have I been oft united,
Kre I left my native home.
I>ear companions of my childhood,
How 'twould joy my heart to roam
Once again with thee the wihlwood,
Hound my peaceful, happy home.
She fur whom I hourly languish,
Might I hope to find her heart
All unchanged, 'twould soothe my anguish,
Grief from mine would noon depart.
Dear loved home, tho' far I wander.
Still my thoughts will cling to thee,
Friends of youth, though far asunder,
Dearer still art thou to me.
AN ETHIOPIAN SERENADE.
Is there a darkey that never loved,
or left soil woman's sigh,
T.s there a darkey that never loved
Soft woman's tenrful Bye.
Oh! heai nn i ■ ■ ■■ me sultry shore,
Or to some lonely cell,
Where conies ne'er grief nor savage roar.
But happydarkeys dwell.
girths.
On tho 14th ultimo, the wife of Bapper John Murray, R. E. , of a son.
Lat . 10° 6' N. Long. 116° 45' \V.
On the 26th ultimo, the wtft of Sapper Thomas Walsh, R. E., of a son
and heir. Lat. 32° 00' M. Long. 137° -1/ W.
Death.
On Sunday, the 13th ult., Elizabeth, the wife of Sniper George Newton,
It. E.
^dveriiscments.
Tlaea.tr e FLo-yed.
Tuv. KANAGBB of the sibovs Theatre ha- the imnour to snnonnce to the
nobility, gentry and public of this -'Cit \ . " thai he has i„ rehearsal the
popular Comic Uraina, in two Acts, by John Ma Idi-on Mr, r ton, entitled,
&m yn^ 03 the H032 o^ 1 Amzm P
Which will he played on Monday evening, the 4th Inlt., forming tho olcee
..f tlir Theatrical season in this "City."
Cbaractan:
Marquis de Ligny, (Captain of Kind's Htttketsera,) J. Turnl.ull.
Count de lirissac, (his friend,) c. Binnett.
I'omalet, A. R. I
Pumoiit, Ii
Pint Officer J. Dtfrby.
Second Officer V, . Baton.
Messenger, Yates.
daughter,) R. Wolfenden.
Marietta, (her cousin,) J. Meade.
Seen* — Amicus. Period — lti34.
At the close of the career of the "Emigrant Soldiers Ga-
zette and Cape Horn Chronicle," we cannot but feel that it
has been the means of affording us all much rations! enter-
tainment and useful information. We deem it therefore a
hearty pleasure, and one in which we feel sure all hands will
participate, to record our sincere thauks to Captain Marsh, of
the Royal Engineers, whose kind forethought supplied us
with means and materials for establishing it, and, with the
hope that it lias attained the object of its kind originator, we
bid our readers a final farewell.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
The publication of tho Emigrant Soldiers' Uaiette and Cape Horh
Chronicle was commenced at noon on Thursday, and was complete. 1 at
4p. m. this day. Published at the Editor's Office, Starboard Front Cabin,
" Thames City . "
PIONEERS FITTINGLY HONOURED AT THE EXHIBITION.
Twelve Survivors of the Corps of Royal Engineers who Founded the Royal City Entertained at
Luncheon, New Westminster, on the 13th October, 1909.
[From the "Daily Columbian" op Wednesday October 13th, 1909.]
OLD TIMERS PROMINENT.
Old timers and pioneers of this city and district are the
chief centres of interest at the Exhibition to-day, aud
every possible honour Is being accorded the twelve sur-
vivors of that famous corps of Royal Engineers who
founded the City of New Westminster and assisted in
establishing a system of law and order in the Province of
British Columbia.
At one o'clock to-day Mayor W. H. Keary, manager of
the Exhibition, entertained these pioneers at luncheon at
his home. The members of the corps present at the luncheon
were Thomas Argyle, Rocky Point, Vancouver Island;
Samuel Archer, New Westminster; Lewis F. Bonson, Port
Hammond; Robert Butler, Victoria; Henry Bruce, New
Westminster; John Cox, Victoria; Allan Cummins, Van-
couver; William Hall, Sumas; William Hayues, Victoria;
Philip Jackman, Aldergrove; George Turner, New West-
minster, and Lieut-Colonel Richard Wolfenden, Victoria.
Matthew Hall, of Sumas, and John Musselwhite, of Chilli-
wack, were unavoidably absent.
Hon. Richard McBride, Premier of British Columbia,
and Judge Howay were the only ones present beside the
Royal Engineers. After luncheon the host, Mayor Keary,
proposed a toast to His Majesty the King. Premier McBride
proposed the toast to "Our Guests: the Surviviors of the
Royal Engineers." Judge Howay then read an interesting
paper prepared by one of the pioneers, Lieut.-Colonel
Wolfenden, giving an interesting description of the trip from
England to British Columbia, around Cape Horn, over fifty
years ago.
At the conclusion of the speaking special badges were pre-
sented to the Royal Engineers present at the luncheon as
souvenirs of the occasion. A photograph of the group was
taken, and the party were then driven in carriages to the
Exhibition grounds. This evening they will be the guests
of honour at the Scotch concert to be given in the Opera
House.
REMINISCENT OF PIONEERS.
Colonel Wolfenden, in his address, was reminiscent of the
incidents of the voyage of the old ship "Thames City,"
which brought to British Columbia from England the main
body of Royal Engineers, who were selected for service on
the Mainland, or what was then termed the Crown Colony
of New Caledonia. The speaker, to give effectiveness to
his narrative, threw it into the form of a supposed dialogue,
overheard between two, now comparatively old, gentlemen,
sons of two of the " Sappers," who accompanied their
parents on the ship to this new land, a land then thought
by some to be a vast wilderness, and it would, probably,
remarked Col. Wolfenden, never have been heard of had it
not been for the accidental discovery of gold in the Fraser
River in 1858, and but for which discovery the detachment
of Royal Engineers would not have been sent out to this
country. It was on the request of Governor Douglas, he
points out, that Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton, then Secretary
of State for the Colonies, decided to send out a detachment
of Royal Engineers to assist the Governor in maintaining
law and order, to construct roads and trails; to erect
bridges, to make surveys, to conduct explorations, and
generally to assist in colonising the country.
You all know (the speaker said) that that vast, and then
unknown, wilderness is now the richest, the brightest and
fairest Province of the whole Dominion. It is not for me
to say what share the Royal Engineers had in furthering
the marvellous development that has taken place since their
arrival in the then new colony of British Columbia. You
will, however, I think, agree with me that but for their
presence in the country this magnificent Province might
have been lost to the British Crown.
DIALOGUE.
(Omittnl from "Columbian" for want of space).
The shakers, as I said before, were sous of Sappers, and
having heard that it was the intention to hold a Jubilee
celebration of the arrival of the Royal Engineers in the
country, happened to meet in the Guichon Hotel last night,
and after partaking of one or two whiskies-and-sodas and
several cigars, naturally commenced to relate their reminls-
ceneea of the long voyage of six months that it took to
bring them to this fair land.
" I say, llughie," said Johnny, " do you remember when
we came out with our Fathers and Mothers in the ' Thames
City?' We were only little chaps then."
"Yes. I do. Johnny, and wasn't she a regular old tub?"
" Well, perhaps she was an old tub, Hughie, but didn't
she bring us safely here, and didn't she behave like a
thoroughly good ship when she came round the Horn?"
" Oh, yes, she was a safe old boat, Johnny. 1 say, do you
remember that night when the hatches were battened down,
when we nil thought we were going to the bottom of the
sea?"
" Yes, Hughie, and didn't the women and children scream,
and weren't the men all huddled together in their hammocks,
perhaps some of them praying ' God save us.' Then were
all as silent as the dead."
" Yes, Johnny, and weren't all of us youngsters afraid to
sleep that night, and weren't our Fathers and Mothers, our
sisters and brothers, and all the men, thankful when
morning came and the wind had somewhat calmed down,
and the hatches had been uncovered, the men sang and
whistled for pure joy."
" Hughie, do you remember Captain Luard, the command-
ing officer, always with his monocle In his right eye — ' Old
Scrooge ' the men called him — how he had the men paraded
every morning in bare feet, so that the pudgy little Doctor
Seddall could inspect them? What for I don't know, unless
it was to see that they had not got the foot-rot."
"Oh, yes, I remember that, Johnny, and although the men
did call the Captain ' Old Scrooge,' I think they all liked
him, for didn't he often read to them out of Dickens's and
other works, and didn't he furnish them with all kinds of
games to amuse them during the long voyage, and wasn't
he a good-hearted, considerate man?"
" Oh, yes, Johnny, and didn't they all like to hear him
read the ' Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette ' every Saturday
night, that was edited by a fellow named Charlie Sinnett.
Wasn't he a funny little fellow, a sandy-haired chap, who
used to wear a dirty smock."
" Yes, Hughie, but he was a clever fellow for all that.
and wasn't it great fun to listen to his scraps of poetry on
' Matilda,' the fellow who was the Doctor's assistant, and
who used to lead a little black cat around the ship with a
blue ribbon round its neck?"
" Yes, but my ! Johnny, didn't Matilda give it him back
hot and strong, and weren't we all sorry when the two
fellows couldn't accept each other's banter without quarrel-
ling, so that the Captain had to stop them, and we lost a
lot of fun.
" By the way, Hughie, why did they call that fellow
•Matilda' ?
" Oh, it was because he was more like a woman than a
man, with his finicky ways."
" Yes. Johnny, and wasn't there a young chap — Lieut.
Palmer, I think his name was — he was a regular swell.
They said he was the Assistant Editor of the ' Gazette,' and
I think he must have been, for there were many interesting
scientific articles in the paper which I think must have been
written by him, for he was a clever fellow. I have beard
it said that he was a wonderful man at figures, could add
up pounds, shillings and pence all at once — just run his
fingers up the three columns of figures and tell you the
total in a jiffy."
" Some of the fellows used to think that Doctor Seddall—
the men called him Bouncer ' — was a frequent contributor
to the paper : perhaps he might have been the author of
those articles on the Natural History of the voyage."
" Yes, Hughie, perhaps he was, but if he did not write
them, either Captain Luard, Lieut. Palmer, or the Parson
did. Anyway, whoever wrote them, don't you think they
were cleverly written?"
" Yes, indeed, Johnny. Do you remember the great fun
we had on board when the men got up private theatrical! ;
and don't you remember that chap — Howse I think his name
was — who called himself the manager of the Theatre Koyal?
And didn't he think himself smart?"
" Yes, Hughie, I remember how he rigged his company
out, making us really believe he was the manager of a real
'City Theatrical Troupe.' But he was a clever chap, for
didn't he and his fellow actors help to make us laugh, and
thus amuse us?"
" Oh, I say, Johnny, do you remember the names of the
fellows who assisted him, thought they could act a bit? I
think some of the names were Sinnett, Turnhull, Benney,
Franklin, Derham. Eaton, Elliott, Hazel (Matilda), Laun-
ders, Mead and Dick Wolfenden. Dick sometimes used to
take a lady's part."
" Oh yes, Hughie, fancy white-haired old Colonel Wolfen-
den, as we know him now, acting the part of ' Lydla ' in
' Done on Both Sides.' But they say he was then a nice,
slim, modest young fellow, and that he was always a
' ladies ' man. Oh, but weren't they all funny, and didn't
they make our Mothers and us kids laugh?"
"And, Johnny, didn't they have lots of concerts on board,
and balls, and all kinds of fun, and didn't the women like
to dress themselves up in their very best for the occasion,
and didn't we kids enjoy the fun, too?"
"Y'es, Hughie, wasn't Franklin funny when he sang ' My
Pretty Maid,' when one side of him was the maid and the
other the man, and didn't Woodcock, Derham, Sinnett,
Argyle (from Brum) and others bring down the house with
their humourous songs, and didn't ' Professor ' Haynes and i
nis splendid baud add greatly to our amusement?"
" I say, Johnny, I was reading the other day a printed
copy of the ' Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette ' and I see that
they had streets and squares and alleys, and all other things
like they have in a town. How was that?" said Hughie.
" Oh, don't you know that the ship we sailed in was
called the ' Thames City,' so the silly editor tried to make
us believe that we were living in a real city. Do you remem-
ber. Hughie. the horrible murder that he said took place one
day, when an old gentleman named ' Jimmy ' was found
dead, and his body horribly mutilated?"
" Yes, the fool editor tried to make us all believe it was
a real murder, when it was only Cooper (our butcher) who
had cut the throat of an old sheep, to save its life. Wasn't
it silly on the part of the Editor? But it made our Fathers
and Mothers and all the men laugh, and I think we
youngsters laughed, too."
" Hughie, do you remember the old ship putting into
the Falkland Islands? Wasn't it a treat to get on shore once
again after about three months at sea? And didu't we
youngsters enjoy going shopping with our Fathers and
Mothers, and buying lollypops, etc.,? although we could
scarcely keep our feet, still feeling the rolling of the ship."
" Yes, Johnny, and I think the men must have had a
jolly time on shore, too, for I sometimes think that the
unsteady gait of some of them when they came on board
was not altogether due to the bad behaviour of the ship.
" Well, Hughie, don't you think that the officers and men
tried to amuse the women and children and all on board,
and make the voyage as enjoyable as could be under the
circumstances ?"
" Yes, Johnny, and wasn't it nice to hear that editor chap,
Sinnett, sing his ' farewell ditty ' when we were nearing the
end of the voyage ; and oh ! can we ever forget the day
when our good old ship safely entered Esquimau Harbour
on the 12th of April, 1859?"
" Oh, those were happy days, Hughie. And weren't they
a fine, jolly lot of men, and didn't they look smart on
Sunday Parade, in their splendid scarlet uniforms?"
" Yes, Johnny, they were a fine-looking lot of men. There
were tall men and short men, round, plump men, and thin
men ; men with black beards, men with red beards and
others with no beards at all ; young fellows, some of them,
not then out of their teens. And there was one man with a
grey beard, a man who had been in many wars and had five
or six medals. You know who I mean, Johnny? Oh, but
he was a grand old man."
"Oh, yes (tearfully), I know who you mean, Hughie.
And do you know this man — a man in the full prime of
manhood, a man with red, curly hair, and wearing a
splendid red beard — such a well set-up man and so strong
and healthy ; such a handy man, too, a man who could do
almost anything — make you a pair of boots, build you a
boat, or print you a map, and I don't know what he couldn't
do. Do you know who that man was, Hughie?"
"Yes, yes, I know, Johnny (almost sobbing)."
" And there was a fat, chubby little chap — quite a boy —
who used to blow the bugle for the men to parade, and to
call them to dinner ; and oh ! couldn't he make it sound,
and wasn't he proud of his bugle?"
" Yes, he was a dandy player, and wasn't he the pet of all
the women? Do you think you could recognise him now
if you were to meet him? He must be quite an old chap
now. And, oh, do you remember one day when the ship
was rolling and pitching, the poor fellow fell down the
hatch and broke his arm?"
" Yes, I remember that, but the Doctor and ' Matilda,'
(who nursed him in the hospital) soon put him to rights."
" I say, Hughie, I used to hear the men talking about
' Splicing the Main Brace,' what did that mean?"
" Oh, don't you know that every day when the sun passed
over the yard-arm, at 12 o'clock noon, the Quarter-Master
(Davy Osment) used to serve the men with grog and lime
juice. They called that ' Splicing the Main Brace.' "
" And do you remember, Johnny, our leaving Esquimau
Harbour on board the steamer ' Eliza Anderson ' on our way
to our future home ' The Camp,' New Westminster, and that
we got stuck on the sandheads at the mouth of the Fraser
River?"
" Yes, quite well, and I saw in the papers the other day
that another ship got stuck on the same sandheads."
" Well, Hughie, we have had a good yarn about our
experiences on board ship. What do you think of the doings
of the Detachment after their arrival in the Colony?"
" I think, Johnny, that, on the whole, our men and our
women, and we boys and girls who came out with them,
have reason to believe that they and we played no small
part in assisting to colonise this wonderful country."
" Yes, Hughie, but isn't it sad to think that at the Jubilee
of our arrival to-morrow there now only remain, out of the
one hundred and fifty men, fourteen who have been spared
to take part in the celebration, and that nearly all the
Mothers have passed away, too."
" Yes, Johnny, it is truly sad that so many have gone to
their long home, yet we have the consolation of knowing
that they strove to do their duty, and that they have left
hundreds of descendants to help in upbuilding this splendid
Province."
AN ACROSTIC.
True to their motto, time but enhances their fame ;
Hard though their task nothing could them restrain ;
Ending their long sea voyage and on shore once again,
Robust, strong and willing, success their brightest aim.
On Fraser's mighty river-bank their home a canvas tent,
You soon could hear the humming that saw and hammer sent.
A city stands upon the spot where, fifty years ago,
Lo ! the Indian and coyotes enjoyed their to and fro.
Every way they cut new trails where white had never been ;
No grander road than Cariboo new country's ever seen.
Girtling streams with bridges, felling mighty pines,
Initial work in everything — even churches in their line.
Nobly did they do their work, B. C. will always tell,
Empire-builders surely ! their descendant offspring swell.
Esteemed by one and all are the few that now remain ;
Remembered in all honour those who've left this earthly train.
Symbols of their motto, they upheld their glorious name,
B. C. admits " Vbique quo fas et gloria ducttnt " a motto
without stain.
THOS. HARMAN.
8th March, 1909.
STORY OF THE ENGINEERS.
The story of the work of the Royal Engineers in British
Columbia is an interesting one as set forth by Lieut-Colonel
R. Wolfenden in a paper read before the Veteran's Associa-
tion of Vancouver Island on November 23rd, 1900. It gives
an excellent conception of the services performed for
British Columbia by this body of men now celebrating the
fiftieth anniversary of their arrival here. It was owing
to the discovery of gold in 1858, in what was then termed
New Caledonia, that Sir James Douglas, Governor of Van-
couver Island, reported to the British Government the
advisability of appointing a Governor to administer the
new territory in case of a sudden rush of miners. Mr.
Douglas was appointed Governor of the Colony of British
Columbia, as it was named. A body of men possessed of
military and scientific acquirements was sent out to the
new colony to support Governor Douglas and to contribute
to the improvement and colonisation of the country. This
body of men was selected from the Royal Engineers, under
the command of six officers. Colonel R. C. Moody, Captain
J. M. Grant, Captain R. M. Parsons, Captain H. R. Luard,
Lieut. A. R. Lempriere and Lieut. II. S. Palmer, also Dr.
Seddall as medical officer.
From the large number of volunteers one hundred and
fifty non-commissioned officers and men were selected. The
men were composed of surveyors, astronomers, engineers,
draughtsmen, architects, accountants, clerks, printers, litho-
graphers, carpenters, boat builders, blacksmiths, shoemakers,
tailors and men of all other trades and callings who were
fitted to perform some special work in the new colony.
The first detachment of this corps left Southampton on
September 2nd on the steamer La Plata, and these were
followed shortly afterwards by a second detachment, under
Captain Grant. The main body, in charge of Captain H.
It. Luard, Lieut. A. R. Lemprlere, Lieut. H. S. Palmer and
Dr. Seddall, with 118 non-commissioned officers and men, 31
women and 34 children sailed from Graveseud In the
steamer "Thames City" on October 10th, 1858. They
arrived at Esqulmalt on April 12th, 1859, after a long and
rather tedious six months' voyage around Cape Horn.
Owing to Captain Marsh the tedium of the journey was
relieved by the publication of a weekly paper In manuscript
form called " The Emigrant Soldiers' Gazette and Cape
Horn Chronicle." This was edited by Corporal Charles
Slnnett, and was read by the Captain every Saturday night.
Lieut.-Colonel Wolfenden has since republished this paper
In book form, which Is one of the most interesting features
of the historical exhibit at the Pair.
On their arrival at Esqulmalt the main body of the party
proceeded by the steamer " Eliza Anderson," to their future
home on the Fraser River. A camp was established on
the present site of the Provincial Penitentiary. At that
time the City of New Westminster was covered by a dense
forest, the only signs of human habitation being a crude
jetty, a saloon conducted by T. J. Scott, late of Port Moody ;
a butcher shop conducted by the late Robert Dickinson ; a
grocery by W. J. Armstrong, and a bakery by Philip Hicks.
The party arrived here fifty years ago and at once pro-
ceeded to establish the capital of British Columbia here.
Fort Langley was chosen by Governor Douglas, but was
later abandoned for Queeusborough. There was some dis-
satisfaction with the name, and the matter was submitted
to the Queen, who named the city New Westminster. The
party proceeded to build barracks, to survey the sites of the
city, and of Hope, Yale, Lytton, Douglas, Llllooet, Clinton,
Richfield and others ; they conducted numerous explora-
tions and surveys throughout the country, and established
astronomical stations; they constructed many roads, streets
and bridges, notably the waggon road from Douglas to
Pembertou Lake ; the first and most difficult section of the
Yale-Cariboo Waggon Road, the Hope Mountain Trail, as
well as the principal streets and roads in and about New
Westminster ; they formed a gold escort and brought gold
down from Cariboo ; they designed the first English churches
built at New Westminster and Sapperton, as well
as the first school-house; they designed the first
British Columbia coat-of-arms and the first postage stamp
used in the Colony; they built, at their own cost, a reading-
room, library and theatre, In which many interesting
entertainments were held during the winter mouths, as
will be remembered by many old residents ; they established
the Lands and Works Department and the Government
Printing Office, and printed the first B. C. " Gazette " on the
1st January, 18(33. Law and order were maintained by the
party and a form of government instituted.
The detachment disbanded in October, 1863, after five
years' service, and all the officers and twenty-five or thirty
men returned to the Old Country. Those who remained
were given a free grant of 150 acres of land, and engaged
in various occupations In the new colony. Fourteen of the
survivors still reside in British Columbia, of whom twelve
are in the city celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of their
arrival.