TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT What did you say?9 the tall one asked. *I said you could find out his name and address and write him a letter telling him what you think of him.' 'Say, whaf s your name, anyway? What are you doing, kidding me?' 'Just call me Professor MacWalsey.' 'My name's Laughton/ the tall one said* Tm a writer/ Tm glad to meet you/ Professor MacWalsey said. 'Do you write often?' The tall man looked around him. 'Let's get out of here, dear,5 he said. 'Everybody is either insulting or nuts*' 'It's a strange place,' said Professor MacWalsey, 'Fascinating, really. They call it the Gibraltar of America and it's three hundred and seventy-five miles south of Cairo, Egypt. But this place is the only part of it Pve had time to see yet. It's a fine place though.' 'I see you're a professor all right,' the wife said. 'You know, I like you.' 'I like you too, darling,' Professor MacWalsey said. 'But I have to go now.' He got up and went out to look for his bicycle. 'Everybody is nuts here,' the tall man said. 'Should we have another drink, dear?' 'I liked the professor,' the wife said. 'He had a sweet manner/ 'That other fellow ...'