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THE 


ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE 


(1615) 


JOHN  [ANDREWS:  A  ^Gl 


REV.   ALEXANDER  B,  GfROSART, 

ST.   George's,  blackburn,  Lancashire. 


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PAGE. 

I.    Introduction    5. 

11.    Note  19. 

III.     Epistle-Dedicatory   20. 

ly.     Anatomie  of  Basenessb  :       ....     25 — 60. 

1.  Of  the  Flatterer  . , 25—29. 

2.  To  the  Flattered 29—32. 

3.  To  the  Flatterer 32—35. 

4.  Of  the  Ingratefvl    36—39 

5.  To  the  bovntifvll    39—42. 

6.  The  Anatomie 42—44. 

7.  To  the  Ingratefvl! 44—47. 

8.  Of  the  Enviovs    47—50. 

9.  To  the  Envied     50—  61. 

10.  To  the  Enuious 51—52. 

11.  To  the  Enuious  (2d.)     53. 

12.  Of  the  Detracter    54—56. 

13.  To  the  Detracted    56—58. 

14.  To  the  Detracter     58—60. 


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^^HE  **Anatomie  ofBasenesse"  was  pub- 
lished anonymously,  that  is  to  say  only 
the  initials  I.  A.  in  the  Epistle-Dedi- 
catory to  Sir  Robert  Sydney  guide  to  its  author- 
ship. Apologizing  for  his  dedication,  the  Writer 
says  among  other  things,  that  he  prints  not  *vaine- 
gloriously '  or  he  would  have  *  subscribed '  his 
*  name  '  and  that  he  forbore  to  have  his  name 
published  *  out  of  some  respects  '.  We  shall  not 
err  probably  if  we  interpret  the  '  some  respects  ' 
as  having  reference  to  his  being  a  '  Preacher  '  of 
God's  Word,  as  deeming  his  trenchant,  vehement 
satire  liable  to  misconstruction  if  known  to  come 
from  a  clergyman.  Anthony  a- Wood  in  his  Athene^ 
and  his  erudite  Editor  Dr.  Bliss,  fill  in  the 
initials  with  *'  J[ohn]  A[ndrews] "  and  thus 
write  of  him:  '*  John  Andrews,  a  Somersetshire 
man  bom,  was  entred  a  student  in  Trin.  Coll. 
B  5 


6  MEMORTAL-TNTRODUCTIOX. 

1601,  aged  18,  took  one  degree  in  Arts,^  left  the 
University,  became  a  painful?  preacher  of  God's 
"Word  and  a  publisher  of  these  books  following  " 
— of  which  more  anon — .  Then,  "  When  he 
died  or  where  he  was  buried,  I  know  not." 
Dr.  Bliss  appends  the  following  :  "  He  seems  to 
have  been  the  same  person  with  John  Andrews, 
minister  and  preacher  of  the  Word  of  God  at 
Barrick  Bassett  in  the  county  of  Wilts.,  who  was 
the  author  of  *'  Christ's  Cross  :  or  the  most  com- 
fortable doctrine  of  Christ  crucified  and  joyful 
tidings  of  his  Passion.  Oxon.  1614  qu.  in  two 
parts.  To  this  writer  we  may  ascribe  a  very  rare 
poetical  work,  entitled  the  'Anatomic  of  Basenesse.' 

By  '  Barrick  Basset  '  is  intended 

the  small  hamlet  of  170  inhabitants,  'Berwick 
Bassett '  :  but  our  enquiries  there  directly  and 
in  the  county-History,  have  resulted  in  nothing. 
Sir  Richard  Hoare  in  his  huge  book  on  Wilts 
(1843)   thinks    it    important  to    record    that   a 

''Master  James  Andrews,  Mayor " was 

fined  for  "selling  strong  ale  "  (p.  274) :  but  has 
not  a  syllable  for  the  "painfull  Preacher".  It 
does  not  appear  that  he  was  Incumbent  :  prob- 

1   Viz.  Master  of  Arts  :  {Fasti,  s.  n.) 
'  =  Painstaking.     G. 

6 


MEMORIAL-INTRODrCTIOKT.  7 

ably  he  was  a  Curate  or  assistant,  or  what  the 
Puritans  supplied  and  named,  Lecturer. 

The  identity  of  the  '*  Preacher  of  God's  Word  " 
with  the  author  of  the  "  Anatomic  ",  seems  to  be 
confirmed  by  an  examination  of  the  pious  books 
enumerated  by  Wood,  and  others  that  must  have 
escaped  him.  We  glean  what  of  Yerse  is  found 
in  those  that  we  possess  ourselves  or  have  come 
upon. 

Passing  '^Andrewe's  Golden  Chaine  to  linke 
the  penitent  sinner  unto  Almighty  God  "  (1645) 
we  have  the  "  Converted  Man's  l^ew  Birth  "  (1629) 
and  *'  Andre  we' s  Repentance,  sounding  alarum  to 
return  e  from  his  sinnes  unto  Almighty  God, 
declaring  his  repentance :  published  by  John 
Andre wes,  Minister  of  the  Word  of  God,  in  the 
County  of  Wilts  "  (1623).  These  details  of  this 
quaint  little  volume  will  interest.  On  reverse  of 
the  title  are  these  Lines : 

The  Author  did  this  little  booke  forestall, 
And  from  the  presse  he  did  it  take, 
That  none  thereof  might  haue  the  sale, 
But  he  himselfe  which  did  it  make. 
Except  it  be  his  speciall  friend, 
Which  may  it  sell,  and  giue,  and  lend. 


8  MEMORIAL-IN-TEODUCTION. 

Then  follows  a  prayer  (2  pages).  Then  **  To 
all  Christian  Sinners,  (2  pages,)  ending  thus  : 

Prayer  with  practise, 
Oft  times  on  your  knee, 
Gets  fauour  with  God, 
As  daily  we  see. 
But  prayer  with  lips 
"Where  heart  is  away, 
Returnes  into  sinne 
Their  soules  to  destroy. 

Then  follows  *'  The  Author  to  the  Reader  "  (2 
pages,)  in  which  he  says  that  *'  by  the  handy- 
work  of  God,  in  sending  contrary  windes,  I  have 
lost  to  the  value  of  threescore  pounds  by  the  yeare, 
in  spirituall  livings  within  the  realme  of  Ireland, 
to  the  vtter  impouerishing  of  me,  my  wife  and 
children  for  euer,  except  God  in  His  mercy  open 
the  harts  of  welldisposed  gentlemen  and  others, 
by  their  good  liking  of  these  my  labors  to  relieue 
me  in  these  my  present  wants,  that  thereby  I 
may  attaine  unto  some  better  estate  againe." 

Then  comes  "An  humble  Petition  "  &c.  (12  pp). 

Then  this  :  (2  pages)  *'  The  Praise  of  Wise- 
dome  "  Prouerbs,  Chap  3. 

Blest  is  the  man  that  Wisdome  finds, 
8 


MEMOEIAL-INTRODUCTION. 

And  he  that  doth  obtaine 
True  vnderstanding,  and  thereof 
Doth  know  the  precious  game  : 
For  better  'tis  to  get  the  same 
Then  siluer  ready  told, 
And  better  profit  it  doth  bring 
Then  merchandize  of  gold. 
Wisedome  doth  precious  stones  exceed 
And  all  things  else  that  are, 
There  is  nothing ]thou  canst  desire, 
To  be  compared  to  her. 
Ypon  her  right  hand  is  long  life. 
Which  neuer  is  bereft, 
Eiches  and  honor  doe  attend 
And  waite  vpon  the  left. 
Her  wayes  are  passing  pleasant  waves, 
Her  paths  are  full  of  rest. 
She  is  a  tree  of  life  to  those 
Which  her  to  seeke  are  prest. 
Shee  is  I  say  a  tree  of  life 
To  such  as  on  her  hold. 
And  such  as  alway  keep  her  fast, 
Are  blessed  manifold. 
My  Sonne  let  not  these  things  depart, 
Nor  from  thine  eye  to  passe, 
But  keepe  my  lawes  and  counsels  eke, 
And  thou  shalt  finde  them  grace. 
9 


10  MEMOEIAL-INTBODIJCTION. 

Vnto  thy  mouth,  and  to  thy  soule 

They  shall  be  perfect  life. 

So  shalt  thou  safely  walke  the  way 

"Whereas  there  is  no  strife  : 

Thy  foot  from  stumbling  so  thou  maist 

At  all  times  surely  keepe, 

When  thou  lyest  downc  thou  necdst  not  care, 

But  rest  and  sweetly  sleepe  : 

Thou  shalt  not  need  to  be  afraid 

Of  any  sodaine  feare, 

For  violent  force  of  wicked  men 

"Which  chance,  take  thou  no  care. 

For  violent  rushing  in  of  such 

As  the  vngodly  are, 

Of  them  thou  needst  not  to  account, 

Nor  let  them  not  thee  scare. 

For  why,  the  Lord  with  thee  shall  be 

At  hand,  and  keepe  thy  foot, 

That  by  deceiuing  sleights  of  foes 

Thou  neuer  shalt  be  tooke. 

Then  follows  (1  page) 


The  Author  to  his  Booke. 

Go  thou  my  Booke  with  the  zeale  of  my  hart 
To  all  that  shal  come  view  thee  : 
10 


MEMOKIAL-INTKODUCTIO.V.  1 1 

When  thou   hast  past  from    the  Presse,  and  art 

print 
Cry  daily,  Come  peruse  me  : 
If  that  thou  canst  giue  to  them  all  content, 
Then  is  my  labour  ended, 
Which  is  the  thing  that  I  haue  desired 
For  my  paines  on  thee  spended. 

Turning  now  to  another,  viz. 

''A  golden  Trumpet  sounding  an  Alarum  to 
Judgement"  &c,  *' By  John  Andre wes  Minister 
and  Preacher  of  God's  Word".  "  The  Nine  and 
twentieth  Impression,  London.  1648".  (22  pp 
small  8vo),  on  reverse  of  title  are  these  Lines : 

The  Author  to  the  Eeader. 

Sound  to  Judgement  this  Golden  Trumpet, 

Into  the  eares  of  every  one  ; 
Early  be  ringing  here  thine  owne  knell, 
0  sound  t'  alarum,  for  time  will  be  gone. 
Weep  for  thy  sins,  and  watch  for  the  day 
Here  of  the']coming  of  Christ  our  Judge  ; 
Each  day  and  houre  slips  quickly  away  ; 
No  time  is  set,  therefore  doe  not  grudge. 

Make  this  Trumpet  to  sound  in  thine  eare, 
A  day  of  Judgement  is  almost  come  : 
11 


12  MEMOEIAL-INTEODUCTION. 

Delay  no  time,  we  all  must  appeare, 
Now  still  prepare  for  the  day  of  doome. 

On  3d  page  of  text  is  tlie  following : 

To  morrow,  some  wil  say,  I  will  a  convert  be ; 
0  when  tell  me  I  pray,  shall  I  this  morrow  see  ? 
Let  never  wise  man  say,  tomorrow  mend  I  will; 
"Who  is  not  fit  to  day,  is  lesse  and  lesse  fit  still. 

Again,  we  have 

*' A  Celestiall  Looking-Glasse "  &c.,  by  John 
Andrewes,  Preacher  of  God's  word "  London, 
sm.  8vo  1639.  (pp  21.)  On  reverse  of  the  title  is 
the  following 

The  Avthor  to  the  Eeader. 

If  Logick's  arts  could  heavenly  joy es  define, 
Or  Geometry  celestiall  wayes  but  measure. 
Here  mortall  men  might  shew  these  workes  divine^ 
Now  in  the  heavens  where  saints  doe  reigne  with 
pleasure. 

Arithmeticians  ne're  can  number  right, 
IsTor  yet  the  tongues  of  rhetoricians  rare. 
Describe  that  blisse  which  saints  have  in  God's 

sight, 
Eeioycing  with  Christ  our  Saviour  there. 
12 


MEMOfilAL-INTEODUCTION.  1 3 

Esteeme  you  this  Celestiall  LooTciiig-glasse, 
Which  I  have  penn'd  Heaven's  beauty  to  behold  : 
Each  day  and  night  pray  God  to  bring  to  passe, 
Such  joyes  unto  our  soules  for  to  unfold. 
Anagramma, 
Nonne  Deus  eras  via  ? 


Finally,  there  is 


*'Andrewes  Caveat,  to  "Win  Sinners"  &c. 
''N'ewly  published  by  John  Andrewes,  Preacher 
of  God's  Word  "—London,  1655,  small  80.  (22pp). 
On  last  page  is  the  following 

Sinne  no  more. 

Christ's  mercy  is  to  such  as  doe  repent, 

But  not  to  sinners  that  remaine  in  sinne, 
Who  were  a  sinner,  if  he  have  intent 
To  change  his  life,  he  may  His  mercies  win ; 
Eor  in  the  world  He  hath  His  mercy  plast,     * 
Whilst  it  endures,  so  will  it  ever  last. 

If  sinners'  conscience  tremble  for  to  thinke 
Of  their  accounts  upon  the  dreadfull  day ; 
If  that  their  terrors  make  their  hearts  to  shrinke, 
Then  let  their  mind  drive  sinfull  thoughts  away, 
And  dare  not  doe  their  wicked  actions  here, 
In  -jrhich  they  durst  not  at  that  day  appeare. 
13 


14  MEMOKIAL-INTIIOTJUCTION. 

God's  justice  doth,  as  ever  heretofore, 
Call  on,  that  sinners  may  receive  their  due. 
But  Christ's  endeavours  now,  as  evermore. 
For  man's  repentance,  and  salvation  sue. 
At  Jesus  sute,  God  ever  granteth  grace, 
And  for  repentance  giveth  sinners  space. 

Certainly  the  sentiment  excells  the  poetry  in 
these  homely,  Eunyan-like  rhymes,  and  they  lack 
the  elarij  the  terseness,  the  quick  touches,  of  the 
*  Anatomie  of  Basenesse.'  Still  they  go  to  shew- 
that  the  Verse-taste  was  in  the  "Writer,  and  so, 
that  Wood  and  Bliss's  filling  in  of  the  initials 
I.  A.  may  be  accepted.^ 

Of  the  "Anatomie  of  Basenesse,"  only  the 
solitary  exemplar  in  the  Bodleian  is  known.  It 
must  consequently  be  a  surprize — a  pleasant  one 
surely— to  most  of  our  Eeaders.  It  is  character- 
ized by  uncommon  vigour  and  high-toned  morale. 

1  In  Trinity  College  Library,  Cambridge,  is  the  follow- 
ing book:  "An  Historical  Narrative  of  the  judgement  of 
some  learned  and  godly  English  Bishops,  holy  martyrs, 
and  others,  &c.  London,  1631.  4o.  The  Epistle  to  the 
Reader  is  signed  J.  A.  of  Ailward,  which  has  been  ex- 
panded in  MS.  to  Jo.  Andrewes  of  Ailward,  Doctor.  I 
have  failed  to  discover  where  Ailward  was,  and  so  to 
identify  Dr.  Jo.  Andrewes  with  our  Worthy. 
14 


MEMORIAL-I  ^TTKODUCTION.  1 5 

You  can't  help  laying  up  in  memory  some  of  its 
lines  that  are  condensed  as  any  aphorism  of  a 
Master,  e.g. 

"  You  like  the  meate  because  the  sauce  is  sweete  " 
and 

"  You  quite  forget  neere  honie  lies  a  sting  ", 
and 

*'  Beheading  him  that  honestly  reproves  you  " 
and 

"  Tel  the  sun  he'es  brighter  than  the  moone  " 
and 

**  Still  to  be  doing  though  you  do  amisse." 

There  is  humour  in  this  retort  '*  To  the  ungrate- 
full": 

I'st  long  of  thy  short  memorie,  that  thou 

yeeld'st  not  due  thanks,  where  thou  the  same 
do'st  owe  ? 

Alas,  good  man,  why  dost  thou  not  forget 
to  hegge  as  well  f " 

Sometimes  there  is  a  happy  epithet,  as  in  the  Feast 
of  the  envious,  En  vie  is  "  the  meager  cooke  "  and 
finer  as  deeper,  and  worthy  to  be  put  beside 
Mrs.  Olive's  grand  **  insuperable  threshold "  is 
15 


16  MEMOEIAL- INTRODUCTION. 

this  :  "  the  hand  of  reeonciling  Death  "  as  vain  to 
arrest  the  cruel  speech  of  Envy.  The  context  is 
VForth  adducing : 

^'  ^or  can  the  hand  of  reconciling  Death 
Free  men  from  this  iniurious  monster's  sting 
which  through  the  howels  of  the  Earth  doth 

pierce 
and  in  the  quiet  vault  appeares  more  fierce 
Then  Death — the    graue's    sterne    tyrannizing 
king."— 

This  too  is  noticeable : 

"An   honest  fame — like  spice— the   more  'tis 
bruis'd 

sauors  the  sweeter,  which  when  we  are  dead 
"Will  be  the  sweetest  seare-cloth  can  be  vs'd 

to  wrap  vs  in  ;    it  will  outlast  the  lead 
Wherein  that  bodie  lies,  in  which  did  Hue 

a  spotted  conscience,  a  detracting  spirit ; 
Which  to  itselfe  an  earthly  heauen  did  giue, 

and  of  heauen's  ioyes  it  selfe  did  disinherite." 

And  this : 

Doe  not  you  thinke  that  man  deserues  much  blame 
who  findes  his  owne  infirmitie,  yet  feedes 

16 


MEMOSIAL-INTRODrCTION. 


17 


Daily  on  that  which  nourisheth  the  same, 

and  dangerously  the  braine's  corruption  breeds  ? 

Altogether,  independent  of  its  unique  existence, 
the  "  Anatomic  "  is  intrinsically  worthy  of  wider 
preservation  and  study. 

ALEXAIS^DEE,  B.   GROSART. 


17 


^natomk  d  §a$ene00t 


1615. 


Below  will  be  found  the  original  title-page  of  the 
"Anatomie  of  Basenesse" — for  the  unique  exemplar  of 
which  I  am  indebted  as  in  other  cases,  to  the  world- 
renowned  Bodleian.     G. 

THE 

ANATOMIE 

OF 

BASENESSE. 

OR 

The  foure  quarters  of  a  knave  ; 

Flatterie, 
Ingratitude, 
Enuie, 
Detraction. 

He  that  hath  these  foure  parts,  neede  no  more  haue 

To  be  recorded  for  a  complete  Knaue. 
Imprinted  at  London  for  Richard  Jtedmer,  and  are  to  be 
sold  I  at  the  West  dore  of  Paules  at  the  signe  of  the  Starrs. 

1615.  I 
[4to,  18  leaves.] 


ffipistlc-Jlctiicator}), 


To  THE  TRULY  enoblecl  both  by  vertue  and  birth, 
Sir  KoBEET  Sydney,  Knight  of  the  Bath  :  ^ 

I.  A.  wisheth  the  reward  of  his  vertue,  honour 
in  this  world,  glorie  in  the  next  : 

HONOUKABLE  SiR, 

To  immitate  the  common  methode  of  Epist- 
olizers  in  this  kinde,  were  rather  to  write  of  you 
then  to  you ;  which  course  though  I  affect^  not,  I 
cannot  altogether  neglect,  though  I  shall  thereby 
either  wrong  you  or  myselfe  ;  for  in  publishing — 
though  sparingly — my  knowledge  of  your  worth 
to  the  world,  such,  to  whom  you  are  vnknowne 
will  so  much  iniure  mee,  as  to  taxe  me  with — what 
I  condemne  in  others — flatterie ;   whereas  some — 

1  The  illustrious  brother  of  the  still  more  illustrious  Sir 
Philip  Sidney.  He  was  knighted  for  his  bravery  at  fatal 
Zutphen.  His  name  is  imperishahly  linked  with  his 
brother's.     It  were  superfluous  to  annotate  more  here.    G. 

»  Choose,     a. 

c  21 


i^NlVEf^SlTY  I 


22  EPISTLE-DEDICATORY. 

to  whom  you  are  no  stranger — will  censure  mee 
as  much  on  the  cotrary  to  haue  dealt  with  you 
rather,  accordinj2j  to  the  pouertie  of  my  ahilitie, 
then  to  the  fulnesse  of  your  merite. 

It  will  peraduenture  seeme  strange  vnto  you — 
if  this  poore  worke  chance  to  come  to  your  view — 
what  assurance  of  your  good  acceptance  begat  such 
presumption  in  me  as  to  dedicate  the  same  vnto 
you.  I  must  first  answere,  I  haue  not  done  it 
mercenarily ;  for  then  I  would  haue  presented  it 
to  your  hand  :  nor  vaine-gloriously  ;  for  then  I 
would  either  haue  craned  your  allowance,  or  sub- 
scribed my  name  ;  but  freely  and  honestly  out  of 
that  respect  which  I  owe  to  that  innate  goodnesse 
which  I  know  to  be  in  joii.  Though  I  forbeare 
—  out  of  some  respects  — to  haue  my  name  pub- 
lished ;  yet  I  can  acknowledge  the  booke  to  be 
mine  without  blushing.  If  it  bee — by  anie  — ill 
digested,  the  fault  must  be  in  the  taker  not  in  the 
Author.  It  was  written  with  a  right  hand,  and  I 
wish  it  may  not  be  sinisterly  intertaiued  by  any ;  but 
if  som  wil  needs  be  so  forward,  the  care  is  taken. 
In  you  I  am  made  so  confident  by  that— I  might 
iustly  vse  honourable,  noble,  worthy,  or  some  such 
high  epithete  :  but  I  will  lather  say — honest — a 
poore  phrase  will  some  thinke — and  vertuous  dis- 
position which  accompanies  you,  that  I  must 
22 


EPISTLE-DEDICATOEY.  23 

account  it  my  happinesse  that  I  liue  to  knowe  a 
second,  whose  brest  Goodnesse  makes  her  habita- 
tion ;  yet  pardon  mee  if  I  say,  I  enioy  not  this 
happinessse  without  some  touch  of  griefe  ;^  I  shall 
not  need  to  implore  your  protection,  though  your 
pardon.  I  acknowledge  I  haue  presumed,  and 
know  you  can  and  will  remit  the  errors  of  affection 
in  him  that  is. 

The  wisher  of  your  honour, 
and  honourer  of  your 

YERTYES 

1  The   death    of  Sir    Philip  Sidney    is    in    J.    A's 
thought.     G. 


23 


•:'vvi^«»J«^->;>j^-:':vv>x;>^,«B^v^ 

]y^:^^^^^:;. 

iSi 

^he  ^ttatoms  of  fiaBcrte^^e, 


(Df  the  Jkttercr. 

They  that  compare  the  fawning  Parisite, 
vnto  the  spaniel,  do  the  curre  much  wrong ; 
for  he  will  often  heare  his  master's  tongue, 

When  in  the  field  he  follows  his  delight : 

Yet  neuer  quest  ;^  but  th'  ecchoing  Sicophant 
at  euery  word,  by  his  weake  fauourer  spoken, 
cries  '  good ',  *  'tis  true  ' ;    and  this  is  held   a 
token 

Of  much  respect  and  loue ;  though  from  the  haunt 


Of  worth  and  merit  his  base  nature  range 

as  farre  as  falshood,  from  the  strong  built  nest 
of  Truth  and  Goodnesse,  which  in  euery  brest 

Should    like   two   twinnes  be  nourisht ;   but  'tis 
strange 

^  To  give  tongue,  as  usually  the  spaniel  does  on  scent- 
ing game.     G. 

25 


26  AXATOMIE    OF   BASENESSE. 

To  see  how  this  poore  worthlesse  humour  Hues, 
euen  in  those  bosomes  where   good  bloud  and 

parts, 
haue  their  abiding,  poisoning  generous  arts^ 

IViththat,  to  which  no  language  spoken  giues 

An  epithete  too  bad  :  and  to  those  men 

— if  I  may  tearme  them  so — whose  only  words 
such  sweetnesse  to  the  flattered  eare  affoords  ; 

To  yeeld  a  fitting  title  by  my  pen. 

I  am  as  much  vnable,  as  vnapt 
to  imitate  their  basenesse  ;  which  indeede 
had  I  not  chanc't  t'haue  heard,  into  my  creede 

Could  nere  haue  come  ;  but  it  hath  often  hapt 

To  sownde  within  the  compasse  of  my  hearing  ; 
whereby  mine  eares  as  to  the  pillory, 
seem'd  to  be  nailde  in  such  gj  osse  flattery ; 

Yet  in  their  cheekes  no  signe  of  shame  appearing. 

It  may  seeme  strange— yet  I  dare  say  'tis  true — 
that  I  haue  blusht  to  see  their  impudence, 
while  they — vn-man-like — seem'd  to  haue  no 
sence 

Of  their  own  basenes  :  of  this  thriuing  erne. 

'  Query,  arts  =  hearts  ?     G. 
26 


ANATOMIE    or    BASENESSE.  27 

I  haue  observ'd  both  sexes  to  be  free  ; 

too  free  in  some  respect,  though  in  some  kinde 
more  boand  thon  slaves,  for  our  best  part— the 
minde — 

Was  chiefly  given  diuincst  things  to  see. 

And  not  to  be  by  ought  that  shares  with  vs, 

in  the  short  course  of  our  mortalitie 

so  fetter'd,  least  vnhappily  it  be, 
Depriv'd  of  its  best  good  in  being  thus. 

Haue  I  not  heard  one  tell  the  crowe,  shee's  white, 
and  Midas-like  preferre  the  pipe  of  Pan 
before  Appollo's  harpe?  wherein  this  man 
—  Who  thus  from   Art  and  jS'ature  teares  their 

right- 
Thus  from  the  Phrygian  differs ;  Midas  weares 
— as  the  reward  and  badge  of  ignorance — 
th'eares  of  an  asse  ;  but  'tis  the  other's  chance 
To  thriue  by  clawing  th'ignorant  asse's  eares. 

Haue  I  not  heard  some  tell  the  prodigall, 
'tis  for  his  honour  to  be  bountifull : 
and  with   applause   commend   the    humourous 
gulP 

In  all  his  actions  ?  I  haue  seen  them  fall 

^  •  The  '  gull  '  given    to  '  humours  '  or  changes.     Cf. 
27 


# 


28  AX  ATOM  IE    OF   BASENESSE.  i 

And  kisse  the  feete  of  a  great  golden  calfe  ; 
whose  very  best  of  his  admired  worth 
was  by  a  taylor  to  the  world  brought  forth, 

To  whom  his  honour  ought^  his  better  halfe. 

Let  a  man  chafe — though  no  iust  cause   there  be— 
and  then  obsequious  apes  will  fret  as  fast, 
as  had  they  scene  a  verier  slaue  t'haue  past 

By,  then  themselues  :  or  be  your  humour  free 

And  iouially  dispos'd,  they'le  Janus-like 

straite  shew  a  cleerer  face,  where  you  may  see 
the  true  proportion  of  hypocrisie 

Drawne  to  the  life ;— which  loues  as  others  like — 

Many  yeeres  since  the  famous  Chaucer^  writ, 
that  these  same  men  which  bear  a  double  visage, 
are  as  meere  monsters  in  good  Nature's  linage, — 

And  for  good  mens  societie  vnfit. 

Like  your  chameleons  these  wil  change  their  hew 

Sir  John  Davies'  Rpigram  on  the  *  Gull ' :  our  edition  pp 
346  -7  et  alibi     G. 

•  Owed.     O. 

*  Is  the  allusion  to  Chaucer's  account  of  Fals  Semblant 
in  the  later  part  of  the  Eomawit  of  the  Hose  ?  (that  is  a. 
a  summing  up  of  the  character.)  In  line  1070  is  this  of 
the  lozenger  "  No  good  man  loueth  her  companye  ".      G. 

28 


»  AXATOMIE    OF    BASENESSE.  29 

as  you  your  colour,  be  it  good  or  ill ; 
change  nere  so  oft,  yet  you  shall  finde  them  still 
— From  what  they  were — transforme  as  fast  as  you 

Seeme  to  be  most  vnlike  your  selfe,  or  speake 
what  you  least  thinke,   they'le  be,  and  speake 

like  you ; 
tell  them  they're  knaues,  they'le  smile  and  say 
so  too ; 
Faine  your  selfe  ill,  they'le  sweare  they  finde  you 
weake. 


*l'o  the  Jkttcreti* 

OXD   man,     that    suck'st    the    pleasing 
poyson  in 
By  — which  from  the   Syren's  vnsuspected 
tongue 
Is  kindly  offer'd  to  thine  eare — wherein 

are  all  the  drugges   and   dregges  of  vildnesse^ 
Avrung  : 
Assure  thy  selfe,  if  in  thy  bo  some  Hue 

ought  that  deserues  the  name  of  worth,    'tis 
knowne 

1  Vileness.     Gr. 
29 


30  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

More  then  thy  selfe,  nor  shalt  thou  neede  to  giue 

Pame  a  reward  to  haue  thy  mercy  blowne. 
Tor  'tis  her  care,  the  more  she  findes  thee  slow, 

or  carelesse,  whether  thy  desert  shall  be 
Knowne  vnto  any,  but  thy  selfe,  or  no  ; 

to  sound  the  louder  :  — so  to  honour  thee  — 
Thorough  her  golden  trumpet— good  mens  throats  — 

or  if  thine  eare  shall  loue,  and  itch  to  heare 
Thine  own  praise  sung  in  smooth    and  pleasing 
notes, 
— which   makes    true   worth    vnlike    it   selfe 
appeare — 
She  hath  another  trumpet  blowne  by  those, 
whose   mercenary   tongues    shall    sownd    thy 
praise  ; 
But  with  a  breath  which  blasteth  as  it  blowes, 

\  and  ruines  that  which  it  pretends  to  raise. 
Por  do  but  note,  you  shall  perceiue  their  plots, 

ai'e — being  once  assur'd  of  you  as  friends  — 
To  thrust  their  blankes  amongst  your  high  priz'd 
lots, 
so  by  your  losse  to  compasse  their  owne  ends. 
But  selfe-conceipt  so  much  corrupts  your  sence, 
that  to  your  iudgement,  onely  that  same  man 
Seemes  wise  and  honest,  and  giues  no  offence 

that  by  this  art,  can  make  a  goose  a  swanne. 
If  by  the  breath  of  these,  you  striue  to  raise 
30 


ANATOMIE  OF   BASENESSE.  31 

your  reputation,  your  ambition's  weake  ; 
You  must  resolue  of  such  to  buy  yoar  praise ; 

not  for  the  trueth,  but  for  reward  they  speake. 
If  on  the  former — who  for  Yertue's  sake 

honour  that  good  is  in  you — you  relie, 
Their  approbation  shall  have  power  to  make 

your  glory  line  to  all  posteritie. 
Doe  not  you  thinke  that  man  deserues  much  blame 

who  findes  his  owne  infirmitie,  yet  feedes 
Daily  on  that  which  nourisheth  the  same, 

And  dangerously  the  braine's  corruption  breeds  ? 
Such  is  your  case — weake  men  and  women — for 

you  like  the  meate  because  the  sauce  is  sweete ; 
"What  bitter  is — though  wholsome — you  abhorre, 

disabling  that  which  iudgement  holdeth  meete. 
Eut  iudgement  is  no  iudgement,  if  it  seeme 

to  contradict  your  humour ;  but  the  longer 
Y'are    constant  to  this   poorenesse, — which   you 
deeme 

worth  in  your  selues— your   weakness  proues 
the  stroger. 
Though  to  the  palat  pills  distastfuU  be 

they  to  the  health  more  beneficiall  prone, 
Then  things  more  pleasing  to  the  sence  ;    we  see 

cutting  doth  oft  in  curing  much  behoue  : 
Eut  you  like  Herod  thinke,  that  he  most  loues  you 

who  cries,  you  speak  more  like  a  god  then  man ; 
31 


32  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

Eeheading  him  that  honestly  reproues  you, 
not  caring  though  it  be  baptizing  John  :^ 

Let  a  man  seeme  but  cheerefully  to  sing 
'  Placebo  '  to  your  words  and  actions,  then 

You  quite  forget,  neere  honie  lies  a  sting  , 

and  that  the  diuell—  clarke-like — saytb  *  Amen ' 

Where  flatterers— his  chaplaines — reade  the  Masse 
whose  superstition— making  you  their    saint — 
you  doe  allow  as  currantly  to  passe, 

For   truth,   as  Gospell— which    no    tongue    can, 
taint — 


%o  the  Jktterer. 

HOU   that  canst  grieue  because  another 
smiles, 
and  giue  to  vndeseruing  spirits,  stiles 
Which  thou  dost  filch  from  gen'rous  noble  minds  ; 

because  thy  poore  obsequious  humour  findes 
Cold  intertainment  there  ;  tell  me,  dost  thinke 

that  all  are  blinde  that  are  content  to  winke  ? 
Or  that  thy  shamelesse  flattery  beguiles 
euery  man  that  at  thy  glozing  smiles  ? 
Assure  thy  selfe  thy  thoughts  deceiue  thee  much ; 

^  St.  John  the  Baptist :  cf.  Acts  of  Apostles  xii.  22  and 
St.  Matthew  xiv.  1-^12     G. 
32 


Al^ATOMIE  OF  BASEIVESSE.  33 

for  many  smile  to  see  thy  basenesse  such  : 
And  such  as  thou  think' st  blind  more  truly  see 

thy  heart,  then  they  that  hu  gge  thy  flatterie ; 
And— scorning  by  thy  pitch  to  be  defil'd, 

or  by  thy  sweet  tun'd  lullabies  beguil'd — 
Doe  loath  to  view  thy  vilde^  deformitie, 

which  pleasing  is  to  such  as  fauour  thee. 
That  euery  man  be  master  of  his  owne 

all  men  allow ;  but  it  is  lately  growne 
To  such  a  custome, — first  by  thee  brought  in — 

among  th'  ambitious  of  this  world  of  s  inne, 
That  to  a  man — if  I  professe  to  loue  him — 

I  must  giue  titles  some  degrees  aboue  him  : 
Or  else  be  tax'd  with  enuie  or  neglect,^ 

though  my   soule  knowes,   I   giue   more  true 
respect 
Then  you  that  id'ly  light  a  torch  at  noone, 

and  tell  the  sun  hee's  brighter  then  the  moone  ; 
"Which  argues  only  that  your  humour  is, 

still  to  be  doing  though  you  do  amisse 
In  guilding  gold.     This  I  obserued  haue 

in  some,  whose  age  did  homage  to  the  graue, 


1  Vile.    G. 

2  Even  so  in  this  year  1871.  Every  Smith,  Brown, 
Robinson  and  Jones  must  be  dubbed  'Esquire',  will  be 
quite  offended  with  plain  *  Mr.  '.     G. 

33 


34  ANATOMIK  or   HASENESSE. 

"Whose  words  in  prairs  more  fitly  had  been  spent, 

and  with  deuotion  on  embassage  sent 
To  make  their  peace  with  heauen,  then  to  obay 

that  which  would  guide  them  by  the   broader 
way. 
If  it  be  hatefnll  euen  in  younger  yeeres 

to  temporize  and  gloze,  sure  it  appeares 
Monstrous  in  Age,  whose  part  it  rather  is 

to  grieue  for  what  in  youth  it  did  amisse ; 
Then  in  the  last  act  of  a  life  mis-led, 

To  heape  more  blowes  vpon  a  wounded  head. 
Could  I  instruct,  or  might  I  but  aduise, 

I'de  teach,  or  wish  you  to  become  more  wise  : 
But  'twill  be  thought  preposterous  in  Youth 

To  tutor  Age,  though  by  the  Word  of  Truth  :^ 
Such  proofes  as  it  doth  bring  approoued  be  : 

Therefore  I  leave  you  to  your  humour  free  ; 
Wheiin — no  doubt — you'le  one  day  finde  this  true, 

You  make  your  fav'rers  fooles,  they  knaues  of 
you. 
Too  mild  a  stile,  for  that's  a  tearme  for  men  ; 

if  so,  too  good  for  any  flatterer  then : 
"What,  shall  T  call  thee  diuell,  monster  beast  ? 

if  not  all  these,  thou'rt  one  of  them  at  least 

^  Perhaps  th'is  may  be  taken  as  an  intimation  that  the 
Poet  was  now  in  early  youth.     G. 
34 


ANATOMIK  or    EASENESSE.  35 

Transform'd  to  th'    shape  of    man  ;  nor  seemes  it 
strange 
if  thy  grand  Master — who  himselfe  can  change 
Into  an  angel's  likcnesse — make  thee  seeme, 
A  saint-like  man  in  many  men's  esteeme; 
Instructing  thee  vpon  what  vaine  to  worke, 

And  where  thou  maiest  the  most  securely  lurke, 
With  best  assurance  bids  thee  plie  that  minde ; 
where  thou  the  weakest  easiness  shalt  finde  : 
Such  thou  maiest  puife  as  butchers  do  their  meate, 
and  with  thy  breath  perswade  them  they're  as 
great 
As  thou  dost  make  them  ;    and  aboue  the  rest, 
be  sure — my  child — thou  suff'rest  not  a  iest, 
Bce't  nere  so  poore,  to  passe  without  a  '  good,' 

though  by  none  else  the  same  were  vnderstood 
How  to  deserue  applause  ;  and  then  thou  hear'st 

amongst  that  sect — where  gracious  thou  appears't 
— A  tedious  talker,  sencelesly  discourse 

till  he  dull  others,  and  himselfe  grow  hoarse  — 
Let  thy  attention— till  his  tongue  ly'th  still — 

stare  in  his  face,  then  let  him  finde  thy  skill. 
These  be  the  rules,  and  many  worse  then  these 
thou  must  obserue,  if  thou  desir'st  to  please. 
Thy  tutor  sayth,  whose  helpe  will  nere  deceive 
thee, 
and  to  whose  fauour  wretched  man,  I  leaue  thee. 
32 


36  ANATOMIE   OF  BASENESSE. 

(E)f  the  Jngrateful 


JOME  haue  compar'd^and  not  improperly — 
him  that  is  tainted  with  this  worst  of 
ills 


vnto  the  swine,  who— freely  daily— fills 
His  hungrie  mawe  euen  to  sacietie. 

Tpon  such  maste  as  from  the  fruitfuU  tree 
falls  to  the  ground,  yet  his  deiected  eye 
is  fixed  only  where  his  food  doth  lie, 

And  neuer  rais'd  the  Giuer's  face  to  see. 

Guilty  of  this  vnpardonable  crime, 

were^  diuers  kinds  of  these  inhumane  men, 
discoursed  by  th' industrious  famous  pen 

Of  heathen  TuUy,  lining  in  his  time. 

The  first  dissemblers  were  of  fauours  reap'd 
proportioning  the  same — being  more  or  lesse  — 
To  the  small  measure  of  their  thankfulnesse, 

Though  a  full  hand  on  them  the  same  has  heap'd. 

The  next  acknowledg'd  freely  that  occasion, 
off'ring  it  selfe — ioyn'd  with  abilitie — 
to  make  requitall — for  each  curtesie — 

Seem'd  deafe  to  Opportunitie's  perswasion. 

Misprinted  '  where  '.     G. 
36 


A^SATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  37 

An  other  sort  there  was,  whose  shamelesse  crauing 
would  not  admit  deniall,  but  being  made 
master  of  their  desires,  could  soone  perswade 

Their  tongues — too  basely — to  denie  the  hauing. 

The  fourth    and    last — and    worst    my    Author 
writes — 

were  such  as,  what  they  had  receiu'd,  forgot. 

YnthankfuU  he  then,  that  remembers  not ; 
He  that  denies,  dissembles  not  requites. 

Let  me  adde  one  kinde  more,  which  I  conceiue 
worse  then  all  these,  who  like  the  frozen  snake, 
stings  that  same  bosome,  whence  it  warmth  did 
take ; 

And  would,  what  gaue  it  life,  of  life  bereaue. 

Such  there  hath  been,  my  obseruation  knowes, 
who — fi'om  a  poore,  delected  miser  state — 
being  rais'd — by  great  ones — proued  so   ingrate. 

To  bring  their  rayser's  necke  neere  th'  axe's  bio  wes. 

Should  I  demaund  why  such  unnumbred  were 
among  the  former,  some  man  might  reply ; 
— as  vnto  him  who  ask't  the  reason  why, 

Among  so  many  lawes,  so  strict,  seuere, 

Made  by  the  Eomans,  none  was  knowne  to  touch 
D  37 


38  ANATo>riE  or  base^tesse. 

the  childc,  whose  hand  should  guide  the  fatall 

knife, 
to  cut  his  throat  who  gaue  his  being  life  : — 
Because  that  Tully  thought  there  liv'd  none  such 

But  since  the  time  perfidious  Judas  dyed 

— who   at   his   end— I   feare — bequeath'd   his 

curse, 
to  some  that  do  in  these  dales  beare  the  purse — 

Such  there  haue  been,  such  haue  been  deifide. 

If  your  prosperity  strike  sayle,  be  sure 

These  kites,   that   stoop  to  you  while  you  can 

feede  them, 
come  to  an  other's  fist ;  and  if  you  need  them 

They  soare  aloof e,  checke  at  your  empty  lure. 

Much  like   their    embleme,  which — for  the  full 
payles — 
followe  the  maide  that   beares  them  :    if  she 

fall 
and  spill  the  meate,  to  that  they  run,  and  all 
Respect  of  her  that  vs'd  to  feede  them,  failes. 

Or  cuckoe-like,  they  to  youi-  Summer's  sunne 
sing    merrily  —  though    sucke    your    egges 
withall  — ' 

38 


ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  39 

but  when  they  findc  your  Summer  faile,  and 
FaP 
Draw  neere,  they're  gone,  and  their  harsh   musicke 
done. 


^0  the  b0bntifi3ll 

F  on  the  waters  you  shall  cast  your  bread 
it  is  not  lost, 2  but  if  your  pearles  you 
throw 

Ynto  the  swine,  be  sure  the  same  they'l  tread 
vnder  their  feete  f  good  seed['s]  in  good  ground 
so  wen. 
Fauours  ill  plac'd,  are  numbred  with  ill  deeds  ;* 

for  if  that  hand  which  liberally  bestowes, 
— Though  it — in  giuing — other  mens  exceedes — 

not  the  true  vse  of  Bountie  rightly,  knowes, 
'Twere  better  be  more  sparing  ;   for  to  giue 
is  proper  to  all  creatures  in  their  kiude  : 

1  Fall  =  Autumn,  from  the  'falling  of  the  leaf"  as 
Spring  from  the  '  springing '  See  our  edn.  of  Henry 
Vaughan  :  Index  of  words  under  "  Fall ".     G. 

*  Ecclesiastes  xi.  1.     G.        ^  g^.  Matthew  vii.  6.     G. 

*  Beneficia  male  looata  malefacta  sunt.     A. 

39 


40  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

The  meanest  thing  which  we  can  say  doth  Hue, 

in  some  respect  we  beneficiall  finde, 
But  vnto  man  is  only  giuen  the  powre 

to  limit  bounty,  know  when,  how,  on  whom, 
Best  to  bestowe ;  not  like  a  heedlesse  showre 

to  let  faire  flowers  die  in  their  mother's  wombe 
For  lack  of  moisture,  whil'st  vpon  wild  weedes 

it — in  aboundance — poures  refreshing  droppes  ; 
This  kinde  of  giuing  naturally  proceedes 

from  partiall  bands,  which  in  the  course  soone 
stoppes. 
'Nor  should  your  bountie — like  the  sunne — runne 
round 

and  shine  on  all  alike,  though — like  the  beames — 
The  same  should  seldome  in  the  eclipse  be  found ; 

truest  bountie  lines  betweene  cxtreames. 
Your  hand  should  neuer  be  so  lockt  from  all, 

as  to  deserue  a  couetous  report  :^ 
N'or  still  in  action  like  your  Prodigall, 

who  makes  expence  his  most  delightfull  sport : 
Long  since  were  none  then'^  goodmen  held  more 
fit 

to  taste  your  bountie— then  t'was  rightly  vs'd; — 


^  Non  ita  claudenda  est  res  familiuris  vt  earn  Lenignitas 
aperire  non  pos'sit,  nee  ita  reseranda  yt  pateat  omnibus.  A. 
3  =  than.     G. 

40 


ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  41 

But  in  those  daies,  such  men  must  naked  sit : 

thus  is  true  liberality  abus'd. 
He  that  can  now  most  temporize,  best  thriues, 

and  great  men,   more  then  good  men,  bounty 
taste ; 
Honie  is  brought  vnto  the  fullest  hiues, 

small  riuers  giue  vnto  the  sea— in  waste — 
Many — againe — like  husband-men  doe  lay 

Their  seede  in  th'  bosome  of  the  fattest  ground ; 
Whose  richnesse  will  with  much  aduantage  paie, 

where  for  each  graine  there  shall  an  eare  be 
found  : 
And  some  of  you,  to  gaine  a  knaue's  good  word ; 

or  by  a  iester  to  be  highly  prais'd 
Will  giue  with  both  handes,   place  them  at  your 
boord ; 

when  good-men  are   not   ore    your    threshold 
rais'd. 
Boun tie's  pure  current  in  this  muddie  time, 

Is  by  the  fogges  of  Prodigalitie 
So  steinch't,  with  stinking  ayres,  so  re-spread  with 
slime, 

that — as  it  were  not — no  such  thing  we  see. 
Wee  finde  the  stream  e  as  contrary  to  runne, 

vnto  that  course  which  it  should  rightly  hold, 
As  is  the  West  to  th'  rising  of  the  sunne, 

or  Southerne  heate  vnto  the  ITortherne  cold. 

41 


42  ANATOMIE  or  BASEJNTEiSSE. 

Nay  more,  this  vertue  suffers  wrong, 
as  to  be  made  a  subiect,  nay  a  slaiie. 


^ke   Jlnatomie. 

UEISr  vnto   such   whose    base   malitious 

tongue 
the  giuer's  reputation  dare  depraue  :^ 
Yet  haue  they  still  gift  after  gift  receiu'd, 

Euen  to  the  full  of  their  desires  :  shall  I 
Say  this  was  bounty  ?  I  might  seeme  bereav'd 

— in  saying  so — of  sence  and  honesty. 
If  a  curst  dogge — fed  at  your  table— bites  you, 
you'le  kick    him — if    not  hang   him— at   the 
least : 
And  in  a  man — which  doggedly  requites^  yoa — 

reward  you  that,  you  punish  in  a  beast  ? 
I  know  not  to  tearme  this  kinde  of  giuing  : 

nor  will  I  make  my  braine  a  minte  for  phrase  ; 
But  wish  that  men — whil'st  their   faire   fame  is 
lining, 
would  manifest  it  comes  of  Vertue's  race  ; 

^  Defame,  depreciate     G. 
'  Misprinted  'requires  '.     G. 
42 


a:n^atomie  of  basenesse.  43 

Whose    true-borne    children   should   releive    her 
friends ; 

but  Veitue  starues,  they  go  degenerate 
In  sucking  base  ones,  for  their  priuate  ends, 

whil'st    she    and    her's— though    prais'd — are 
desolate. 
Alas  !    poor  Ycrlue,—  onely  poor  to  such, 

as  do  not  know  thy  worth,  who  liue  and  die 
Without  all  sence  of  goodnes,  or  a  touch, 

of  ought  but  beast-like  sensualitie  : — ^ 
Or  rather  let  me  pittie  them  then  thee. 

for  though  the  strange  deformed  brats  of  Yice 
Ee  richly  clad  now,  thine  in  pouertie ; 

they  valued  high,  but  thine  at  meanest  price  ; 
The  time  may  come  when  Bountie  shall  appeare 

pure,  like  it  selfe,  and  like  faire  Yertue's  freind, 
When  Ostentation  shall  not  dare  come  neere, 

nor  Prodigalitie  perswade  her  spend, 
But  vpon  such  as  merite  more  then  craue  ; 

then  shall  no  hauling  foole,  no  wit-bare  iester, 
"No  fawning  base  insinuating  slaue 

presume,  the  place  where  Bountie  lines,  to  pester 
And  you  that  now  it  thus  abuse,  shall  then 


^  Tails     benignitas     vanitati   est    coniunctior,     quam 
Uberalitati.     Cic[ero].     G. 
*  Virtus  laudatur  et  alget.    Q . 
43 


44  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

curse  your  inucli-giuing  and  mis-giuing  hand, 
"When  you  shall  see  the  deeds  of  other  men, 

grauen  in  brasse,  your's  written  in  the  sand. 
Such  mettle  are  men's  hearts,  the  thankful!  part 

cannot  forget  the  good  it  doth  receiue, 
Eut — as  in  brasse — record  it  in  his  heart, 

of  which  no  time  can  ere  the  same  bereaue. 
Th'  ingrateful  nature — sand-like — doth  retaine 

th'  impression  of  your  hand,  and  more  perceiues. 
An  aptnesse  in  it  selfe  to  take  againe, 

then  to  make  shew  it  anything  receiues. 


^a  the  Ingratefbll, 

S'T  long  of  thy  short  memorie,  that  thou 
yeeld'st  not  due   thanks,   where  thou 
the  same  do'st  owe  ? 
Alas,  good  man,  why  do'st  thou  not  forget 

to  begge  as  well  ?  or  do'st  thou  thinke  it  fit 
For  men  to  craue  thy  thankes  because  to  thee 
"vnask't  their  fauours  came  not  ?  can  there  be 
Excuse  allow'd  for  such  a  fault  ?  0  no 

But  contrarie,  no  tyrants  lawe  can  show 
A  torture  too  seuere  for  such  an  ill  : 

Looke  how  an  ore-charg'd  peece  breaking  doth 

kiU 

t 

44 


ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  45 

The  gazers  on,  and  yet  the  gunner  stand 

not  hurt  at  all,  though  from  his  fatal!  hand 
Death  tooke  his  flight  ;  so  doth  thy  want  of  art 

rightly  to  vse  a  friend,  make  many  smart 
And  suffer  too  vniustly :  for,  thy  fault 

makes  honest  hearts — with  no  such  basenesse 
fraught — 
Suspected ;  which  approues  the  proverbe  true 

men  scalt  with  hot,  cold  water  do  eschewe. 
The  guiltlesse  seruants  of  that  Carmelite^ 

inurbane^  foole,  who  did  with  ill  requite 
Pauours  receiu'd — had  been  to  death  pursuade 

— but  for  his  wife — for  his  ingratitude. 
Art^  thou  reliev'd  in  want,  and  canst  forget 

— vn worthy  wretch— what  gracious  hand  did 
set 

Thy  mis'ry  free  ?  doost   thinke  ther's  nothing 
more 

to  be  perform' d  when  of  thy  leaprous  sore 
Of  pouerty  thou'rt  cur'd  ;    no  thankes,  no  praise, 

rendred  to   Him  which   chang'd   thy   painfull 
dales 
To  times  of  ease  ?   more  grieuous  is  thy  sore 


'  Naball.  [See  1  Samuel  c  xxv.     G.] 
2   =«    uncivil.     G.  ^  Misprinted  '  Arr.' 

45 


46  ANATOMIE  OF  BASL'NESSE. 

—  through   thy  neglect — by  much  then   'twas 
before. 
Thine  out  ward  sence  then  only  felt  the  smart  ; 

but  now  it  sticks  so  close  to  thy  false  heaii:, 
— And  vl'cring  ly'th  in  thy  corrupted  bloud — 

That  not  from  thence  proceedes  a  thought  that's 
good. 
If  by  sinister  meanes  thou  hast  obtuin'd 

What   thou  inioyst,    thou  c:.nst   not  say    'tis 
gain'd. 
By  wealth  that's  purchast  with  the  losse  of  fame, 

men  do  growe  rich  in  nothing  else  but  shame  : 
Ifi  whom  desert,  no  thankfulnesse  doth  moue, 

they  do  noe  lesse  then  cheate  men  of  their  loue. 
Thou  with  a  hollow  heart,  false,  stopp'd  within, 

on  thy  best  friends  wilt  play,  so  thou  mais't  win : 
Gaine  sauours  w^ell  to  thy  misiudging  sence,  ^ 

whose  facultie  can  easily  dispence 
"With  any  stocke,  with  any  ground,  or  dung 

— bee't  ne're  so  base,  or  vild^  for  any  tongue 
But  thine  to  touch — from  whence  it  doth  proceede, 

though  in  thy  bosome  with  the  same  doth  breed 
Hatefull  Ingratitude  ;    whose  brasen  brow 

— bold  impe  of  Impudence — will  not  allow 


1  Dulcis  odor  liicri.     A.  ^  yiie,  as  before.     G, 

46 


AXATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  47 

A  blush  to  touch  it.     I  confesse  my  fault 

from  misconstruction  came,  in  that  I  thought 

Thou  had'st  been  man,  as  well  in  deed,  as  name, 
which  title  di'd  to  thee,  when  thou  to  shame. 


m  tlxt  (EitlDious. 

OE  we  not  hold  him  mad,  that  in  his  hand 
Dare  gripe  an  adder,  though  he  crush  it 
dead? 

or  seemes  it  strange,  if  he  by  whom  is  fedde 
A  lyon's  whelpe,  or  hath  of  beares  command, 

Shall  haue  his  bloud  by  them  vntimely  shed  ? 
What  shall  we  thinke  him  then  that  entertaines 
a  viper  next  his  heart,  which  from  his  vaines 

Sucks  his  best  bloud,  and  leaueth  in  the  stead 

A  fretting  poyson  ?  whose  effect  is  this, 

it  makes  him  grieue  and  rage  at  others  good, 
to  stabbe  himselfe  to  spill  an  other's  bloud, 

And  thinke  himselfe  curs' d  in  an  other's  blisse. 

Let  him  be  gorg'd  euen  to  the  very  throate ; 
yet  will  he  vexe  to  heare  an  other  call 

^  Dulcis  odor  lucri.     A 
47 


48  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

for  a  poore  crust  of  bread  ;   it  frets  his  gall 
To  see  a  sayle  belongs  not  to  his  boate. 

If  with  the  price  of  one  of  his  owne  eyes 

he  can  buy  both  an  other  man's,  hee'l  doo't : 
'Tis  to  be  fear'd  too,  for  a  soule  to  boote 

Hee'l  giue  his  owne  to  hell  a  sacrifice. 

This  is  the  man  which  from  his  mother's  wombe 
hath  been  peruerse  and  froward,  whose  vild  life 
is  nourisht  only  by  the  breath  of  strife  ; 

Which  birth  and  breathing  cannot  want  a  roome 

At  last  in  hell ;  for  he  that  trauell's^  heere 

— this  monster-like—  with  mischiefe,    cannot 

finde 
a  place  more  suting  to  his  diu'lish  mind, 

Then  where  his  friends  and  father  may  be  neere. 

To  be  deliuerd  of  his  hell-bred  seede  : 

for  there  some  damn'd  infernall  hagge  or  other 
may  be  the  midwife  fit  for  such  a  mother 

From  whom — at  best — some  Fury  must  proceede. 

This  is  the  man'^  who  sits,  and  laughs  to  spie 


1  Travails.     G. 

^  Yix  sunt  homines,  hoc  nomine  digni  quamque  lupi 
sense  plus  feritatis  habent,  perfudere  manus  fraterno 
sanguine  fratre.     A. 

48 


AJ:  ATOM  IE    OF   BASENESSE.  49 

where  men  do — wolfe-like — by  throate,  each 

other 
teare :   how  the  inhumane  brother  kills  the 
brother, 
And  by  the  hand  of  children,  parents  die. 

When  he  perceives  an  other's  downe-fall  nigh, 
he  thirsts  to  see  their  mine,  more  then  they 
whose    high-flowne     falcons — watchfull     for 
their  prey  — 

Threatning  to  bring  destruction  from  the  skie, 

Long  to  behold  the  fearefull  game  strooke  dead. 
'Tis  Entjie's  life,  soule,  summum  bonum,  all 
which  we  tearm  deere,  to  see  an  other  fall, 

Though't  be  the  man  that  giues  his  hunger  bread. 

To  see  his  neighbour  fast  is  his  best  foode, 
it  makes  him  leane  to  see  another  fat ; 
he  pines  to  nought,   when  he  finds  nought 
whereat 

He  may  repine.     To  haue  him  vnderstood, 

And  to  the  full  describ'd,  thus  in  a  word, 
it  grieves  his  staru'ling  spirit  more  to  see 

^  Inuidus  non  minus  discruciatur  aliena  felicitate,  quam 
suo  infortunio.     A. 

49 


50  AXATOMIE    OF   BASEXESSE. 

an  otter's  good,  then  his  owne  miserie  : 
Though  it  cut  deeper  then  Affliction's  sword. 


^0  the  (tiWiitb. 

S  it  not  strange,  that  such  can  Hue,  whose 
foode 
Is  dres'd  by  Enuie,   and  with  poyson 
mixt, 
Whose  heart's  the  kitchen,    and  whose  canker'd 
bloud 
the  meager  cooke  carowseth  ;  while  betwixt, 
His  master  and  the  diuell  are  begotten 

prodigious  monsters,  which  appeare  as  barren 
Of  honestie  as  Hell,  their  ioints  as  rotten 

through  want  of  marrow,  as  a  peece  of  carrion  ? 
By  these  th'  art  malic' d  ;  but  be  not  dismaide 

nor  grieue  thou  at  them,  rather  for  them  grieue 
If  so  thou  canst  thy  charitie  perswade, 

— which  as  thou'rt  flesh  and  bloud,  I   scarce 
belieue. — 
"When  a  fierce  dogge  comes  running  at  thee,  stay, 

and  thou  shalt  finde  hee'l  rather  back  retire 
Then  offer  to  assault  thee  :  if  away 
from  him  thou  fly'st  thou  further' st  his  desire 
50 


AJfATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  51 

So  these — farre  worse  then  dogges — will  fiercely 
bite, 

when  they  perceiue  their  venome  makes  thee 
stirre  : 
Tor  nothing  giues  such  fulnesse  of  delight 

to  th'  snarling  spleen  of  a  raalitious  curre, 
As  to  behold  the  mischiefe  that  he  doth. 

Eut  where  well-temper' d  patience  doth  preserue 
— As  a  safe  antidote  th'  rankling  tooth 

of    Enuie's   whelpes  —  they  pine   awaie,    and 
starue  : 
This  to  thy  farewell ;  if  thy  vertues   make  thee 

hateful!  to  th'  bad,  their  enuie  is  thy  glorie  : 
If  loue  to  vice  make  good  men's  loue  forsake  thee, 

resolue  thyselfe  they  enuy  not,  they're  sorrie.^ 


^0  the  (EnuiouB. 


TJT  that  I  know  thy  face,  I  must  confesse 
I  should  haue  trembled ;   for  an  obiect 
lesse 

Eearefull,  were  able  without  physick's  art 
To  make  a  costiue  man  play  a  loose  part. 
I  cannot  thinke  the  worst  of  Pharoe's  kine 

'  Inuidia  virtute  parta  gloria,   non    inuidia   putanda 
est.     A 

61 


52  Ai^ATOMfE  OF   RASEXESSE. 

Look't  halfe^so  bare,  as"^tliis  poore  trunke  of  thine  ; 
AVhich  like  Sir  Cranion/  or  a  starv'ling  capon 
Staukes  here  and  there,  proportionately  shapen 
To  thy  leane  spirit,  whose  repining  hate 
Hath  brought  thy  carcasse  to  this  pining  state. 
I  see  there  are  more  ways  to  th'  wood  then  one  ; 
'Not  age,  or  wedlocke,  bring' th  a  man  alone 
Vnto  a  night-cap ;  for  a  wretched  minde 
Gaue  thine  to  thee  ;  0  had  it  been  so  kinde 
T'haue  put  a  nose-gaie  too  into  thy  hand  ; 
And  in  thy  ruffe's  roome  plac'd  a  falling  band, 
Many   had   lookt   to  haue  scene  you  turne,  and 

Hope, 
"Would  haue  presum'd  that  next  had  come  a  roape: 
"Whereto  thy  hanging  ominous  lookes  presage 
Thou  must  do  homage ;  in  th'  meane  time,  ingage 
That  little  hope  thy  wretched  soule  enioyes 
Of  heauen,  to  him  who  thy  best  good  destroyes, 
In  feeding  thy  insatiable  spleene ; 
Which — had   not  helpe    from    Hell    transported 

been — 
Could  not  haue  been  so  diuelish  as't  hath  proou'd, 
But  it  in  thee,  infernall  powers  haue  mou'd: 

1  Query  =  Sir  Crane.     G 


<2 


ANATOMIE    OF    BASENESSE.  53 

^0  the  €nwi0us. 

CARCE  Hell  itself  could  conster^  that 

for  ill, 
Which — damned — thou — to  satisfie  thy 
will- 
Hast  vr'gd — I  know —  as  an  extreame  offence, 
Against  vnguiltie,  harmlesse  Innocence. 
Which  hath^  by  some, — too  credulous  weake  men — 
— Out   of  their  wisdomes — been    found    faulty  ; 

when 
Had  they  been  masters  but  of  so  much  sight. 
As  to  distinguish  betweene  day  and  night. 
They  had  beene  lesse  iniurious,  or  more  iust ; 
But  to  such  iudges  must  the  guilty  trust, 
Whil'st  Innocence  must  suffer  ;  yet  not  so 
Eut  it  may  Hue  to  see  their  ouerthrow 
Who  moale-like  heaue  vnseene,  till  at  the  last 
Their  working  be  discouer'd  and  they  cast 
Out  of  their  hollow  trenches,  and  withall 
Trod  on  by  them,  whom  they  desir'd  might  fall ; 
Then  shall  your  sable  cacodaemon  be 
Hang'd  with  a  twigge  vpon  some  willow  tree  ; 
To  all  which  enuious  vndermining  slaues 
I  wish  no  fairer  ends,  no  better  graues. 

^  =  construe.     G.  ^  Misprinted  '  hiath'.     G. 

E  53 


64  AXATOMIE    OF   BASENESSE, 


®f  the  Betriader. 


HIS  comes  in  last,  because  he  comes  be- 
hinde 
those  whom  he  wrongs,   though  in  his 
doing  so 
the  diuell  cannot  him  in  skill  foregoe 
Ynto  the  last  but  this  ;  this  last  I  findo 

To  be  as  neere  alli'd  in  basenesso,   as 
a  brother  can  be  to  a  brother  twinne, 
in  feature,  though — as  oft— Kature  within 

Proportion  them  so  like,  that  each  doth  passe 

For  other.     Onely  this  one  difference  I  note, 
this  last  allow'th  more  freedome  to  his  tongue 
then  Enuie  doth,  and  other  men  are  stung 

By  him  more  then  himselfe  ;  he  makes  his  throate 

An  open  graue,  where  his  contagious  breath, 
labours  to  blast  the  spotlcsse  fame  of  such, 
whose  reputation  it  shall  chance  to  touch, 

N'or  can  the  hand  of  reconciling  Death 

Pree  men  from  the  iniurious  monster's  sting, 
which  through  the  bowels  of   the  Earth  doth 
pierce, 

54 


ANATOMIE  OF   UASENfiSSE.  5^ 

and  in  the  quiet  vault  appeares  more  fierce 
Then  Death— the  graue's  stern  tyrannizing  king — 

Were  a  man  here  as  free  from  actual  ill, 

as  when  he  first  moucl  in  his  mother's  wombe ; 
or  as  the  man  that  calls  the  Heauen  his  home 

Guiltlesse  of  sinne  ;  yet  would  this  tJ'ie  his  skill 

If  in  a  bul-rush  he  can  finde  a  knot; 

or  from  pure  liony — which  the  harmlesse  bee 
suck'd  from  those  flowers  which  like  it  selfe 
was  free — 

Straine  poison'd  iuyce  ;  when  if  he  finde  one  iot 

"Which  he  can  iudgc  doth  relish  of  a  weede 
— from  which  the  toylsome  bee  cheerfully  flieS) 
home  to  the  hiue  with  hoay  laden  thighs — 

He  straite  concludes  no  good  can  thence  proceeds 

So  strange  is  the  distraction  of  this  Tom 
of  Bedlam,  that  all  places,  times,  and  men 
without  distinction  seeme  alike  :  for  when 

The  furious  rayling  fit  comes  on  him,  from 

His  stinking   stomacke,    hee'le  belch  forth  suck 
geere, 
such  filth  ;  and  with  such  violence,  as  though 
he  meant  to  cast  his  rotten  garbage :  so 
He  ioyes  to  make  his  loathsomnesse  appeare. 
55 


56  ANATOMIE   OF  BASEIs'ESSE. 

This — what   shall   I  tearme  him— will    deiioure 
your  bread, 
call  you  his  master,  crouch  with  cap  in  hand, 
professe  he  falls,  if  you  shall  faile  to  stand ; 

Yet  curse  you  lining,  ioy  when  you  are  dead* 

He'le  be  the  herald  of  your  infamy, 

and  scandalize  your  worth,  though   you  haue 
bred 

him  to  the  shape  of  man  euen  from  a  shred : 
This  is  a  Mack-one,^  full  of  trechery  ! 


^0  the  Setradet). 

HOUGH  wolues  against  the  siluer  moon 
do  bark, 
they  blemish   rot  her  brightnes ;    nor 
the  spight 
Of  hauling  curres — which   she  disdains  to  mark — 

can  any  whit  eclipse  her  of  her  light. 
So  mai'st  thou  slight  the  railing  of  ill  tongues, 
if  a  cleere  shining  conscience  be  thy  guard ; 
"Which  to  defend  thee  from  the  world  of  wrongs 

will,  as  a  wall  of  brasse,  be  found  as  hard. 
Men  are  by  nature  apt  to  blame,  and  hate 

^  Hie  niger  est,  &c.     A. 
,  66 


ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE.  57 

such  as  distaste  what  they  approue  as  good : 
If  thou  dislike  to  heare  a  parrat  prate, 

and  tell  a'_ tedious  tale  of  Eobin-hood  : 
He'le  shoot  Detraction's  boult  against  thy  brain e, 

terming  it  shallow,  barren,  poore,  and  dull  ; 
Because  not  vented  by  a  windy  vaine 

empt'ing  it  selfe  to  make  thy  mouth  shew  fulL 
But  wiser  men  then  he  assures  them  no  ; 

They  are  most  fooles  — say  they — that  vse  most 
words  :  ^ 
That  silence  argues  folly,  'tis  not  so  ; 

for  Yertue's  branches  no  such  fruite  affords. 
Admit  a  Turke  should  call  thee  Infidell  ; 

wouldst  be  offended  ?  or  imagine,  that 
One  dubbe  thee  knane,  in  whose  owne  heart  doth 
dwell 

basenesse  enough,  to  make  him  wondred  at 
By  all  that  know  him  ;  shall  the  first  perswade 
thee, 

that  thy  religion  knowes  more  gods  then  one  : 
Or  to  denie  the  sacred  power  that  made  thee, 

or  t'giue  His  honour  to  a  carudd  stone  ? 
Or  can  the  second  force  thee  to  confesse. 

through  his  report,  thou  art  so  base  as  he  ? 


^  Loquacita  certissimis  fatuitatis  argumentum.  Eras[mus.] 
57 


58  ANAIOMIE  OF  BASENESSK. 

If  none  of  these  thou  wilt,  their  power's  the  lesse, 

thy  worth  the  more  hy  their  detracting  thee. 
An  honest  fame— like  spice— the  more  'tis  bruis'd 

sauours  the  sweeter,  which  when  we  are  dead 
"Will  he  the  sweetest  seare-cloath  can  be  vs'd 

to  wrap  vs  in ;  it  will  out-last  the  lead 
Wherein  that  hodie  lies,  in  which  did  line 

a  spotted  conscience,  a  detracting  spirit ; 
"Which  to  it  selfe  an  earthly  heauen  did  gitie, 

and  of  heauen' s  ioyes  it  selfe  did  disinherite. 


^0  the  Betractcr* 

HINK'ST   thou  it  makes  thy  reputation 
faire, 
if  by   thy  muddy  tongue   thou  can'st 


impaire 
An  other  man's  ?  looke  how  a  murtherer  can 

— whose  fatall  hand  shall  kill  an  other  man— 
Adde  to  his  owne  by  shortning  others  dales ; 
so  by  detracting  others  grows  thy  praise. 
Perchaiice  thou  feed'st  thy  selfe  with  a  conceipt, 
that  euery  man  that  heares  thee    raile,  doth 
straite 
Eelieue  that  all  thou  sayst  is  ttue,  for  that 
they  contradict  thee  Hot ;  I'le  tell  thee  whatj 
58 


ANATOMFE  OF  BASENESSE,  59 

In  my  opinion  thou  shouldst  rather  feare, 

it  makes  them  tremble  and  amaz'd  to  heare, 
How  diu'lishly  thou  second' st  what  thou  sayst 

with  oaths,  and  curses ;  admit  thou  maist 
Light  vpon  some  who  —knowing  not  thy  vse — ^ 

may  be  perswaded,  that  from  some  abuse 
Offer'd  to  thee,  proceeds  thy  railing  fit ; 

Yet  all  the  glory  thou  enioy'st  by  it 
Is,  that  they'le  note  thee  euer  after,  for 

a  creature  which  all  good  men  should  abhorre. 
Or  say,  thou  shalt  some  man  to  some  depraue 

who  know  him  hotnest ;  think' st  thou   for  a 
knauo 
They  can  do  lesse  then  iudge  thee  ?  and  beware 

thou  ray'lst  to  no  one  that  iuditious  are  : 
For  they'le  soone  finde  that  thou  dishonest  art, 

and  therefore  know  thou    tak'st  no  good  man'a 
part  : 
Whose  prayse  they  iudge  is  equally  the  same, 

"Where  iust  men  doe  applaud,  or  thou  defame. 
I  might  haue  spar'd  my  breath  in  wishing  thee 

to  men  of  iudgement  not  to  be  too  free ; 
For  thou  art  chiefly  carefull  in  this  point 

to  plie  his  eare  whose  iudgement' s  out  of  ioynt ; 
Ey  whom  as  yet  was  neuer  vnderstood 

how  any  cause  could,  but  the  first,  be  good ; 

Whose  ignorance — I  thinke — might  argue  rather 

59 


60  ANATOMIE  OF  BASENESSE. 

Th'  vicar  of  fooles  will  prooue   their  ghostly 
father. 
And  as  for  thee,  thou  dost  resolue  I  know 

thou  must  die  mad,  thy  braine's  distemperd  so. 
Which  will  he  for  thy  credit  when  thou'rt  dead  : 

for  some  will  lay  the  fault  vpon  thy  head, 
And  say  thy  braiae  inforc'd  thy  tongue  to  raue  : 

Better  be  thought  a  mad-man  then  a  knaue. 


c^iitis. 


Qui  ducis  Yoltus,  et  non  legis  ista  libenter, 
Omnibus    inuideas  liuide,   nemo   tibi.     Mart[ial 
Ep.  20.  I.  xli.   Paley's  edition  (1868)  pp  12,  13. 
Freely  rendered  we  may  take  the  couplet  thus  : 
"Who  readest  my  Anatomic, 

with  envious  spleen : 
May  he  still  envy  all,  and  envied 
be  ne'er  seen.     G.] 


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