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INTRODUCTION 


When  Galilaeo  discovered  the  phases  of  Venus 
through  his  telescope,  he  was  cast  into  prison 
by  the  tribunal  of  the  Inquisition. — ^^He  was  cast 
into  prison,  as  Milton  in,  his  Areopagitica  has 
well  described  it,  only  for  differing  in  astronomy 
from  the  Franciscan  and  Dominican  monks. — 
Imperfect  as  the  state  of  science  was  in  the  age 
of  that  great  philosopher,  it  was  nevertheless 
believed  to  be  at  its  fullest  maturity,  and  it  has 
always  been  so  considered,  from  Noah's  flood 
to  the  present  hour:  the  pride  of  man  will 
scarcely  enable  him  to  accept  the  most  manifest 
evidence  of  his  senses,  when  brought  into  colli- 
sion with  the  most  manifest  errors  which  time 
has  sanctioned ;  and  until  ignorance  shall  be 
fairly  pushed  from  her  stool  by  the  main  force 
of  truth,  she  will  continue  to  sit  staring  like 

B  an 


(     2     ) 

an  idiot,  worshipping  the  shapeless  phantoms  of 
her  own  blind  creation.  This  is  so  universally 
true,  that  even  in  this  aera  of  comparative  light, 
I  expect,  for  a  season  at  least,  to  find  but  little 
credit  for  my  discovery  of  a  New  Land,  because 
I  cannot  lay  down  its  position  on  any  accredited 
map ;  geographers  having  decided  and  certainly 
almost  supported  by  the  fact,  that  we  know  as 
perfectly  every  spot  of  considerable  magnitude 
upon  the  earth,  as  I  can  now  see  the  dots  over 
the  i's  whilst  I  am  writing.  When  on  my  re- 
turn  therefore  to  England,  I  first  mentioned 
my  discovery  of  a  New  Island,  connected  too 
with  continents  of  an  immense  extent,  I  was 
immediately  asked,  in  a  mixed  tone  of  confi- 
dence and  derision,  in  what  latitudes  and  lon- 
gitudes they  were  all  placed? — If  I  had  an- 
swered at  once,  without  preface  or  explanation, 
that  they  were  in  no  latitudes  or  longitudes, 
being  as  I  conceived  no  parts  of  the  earth's 
surface,  I  admit  that  I  might  have  been  fairly 
set  down  as  a  lunatic  or  an  impostor,  because 
truth,  when  it  breaks  in  too  suddenly,  con- 
founds 


(     3     ) 

founds  the  understanding,  as  vision  is  over- 
powered by  a  sudden  burst  of  light.  I  thought 
it  best  therefore  for  the  moment  to  practise  an 
evasion,  and  answered,  as  indeed  the  truth  was, 
that  I  had  been  obhged  to  comiliit  myself  to 
the  waves  from  a  sinking  vessel;  that  there 
being  more  brass  than  wood  on  my  quadrant,  I 
could  not  venture  to  use  it  as  a  raft  to  save  me ; 
and  that  if  I  had  hung  my  time-piece  round  my 
neck,  I  should  from  its  weight  have  only  dis- 
covered the  longitude  of  the  bottom.  Well, 
then,  said  a  profound  philosopher,  waving  for, 
the  present  all  localities,  let  us  know  something 
at  least  of  this  famous  Terra  Incognita. — No, 
Sir,  I  replied,  you  will  soon,  I  believe,  be: 
looking  for  it  through  your  telescope.  I  re^ 
solved,  in  short,  to  shut  myself  up.  in  silence 
until  I  addressed  myself,  as  I  now  do,  to  the 
whole  public  of  this  great  country,  and  through 
that  public  to  the  whole  civilized  world. 


f 


B  2  CHAP- 


(     4     ) 


CHAPTER  I. 

In  which  the  Author  gives  an  Account  of  his  outward  Voyage 
and  Shipwreck, 

I  SAILED  from  New  York  on  the  6th  of  Sep- 
tember, 1814,  in  the  good  ship  Columbia,  which 
never  returned  to  any  part  of  the  United  States, 
nbr,^  until  this  publication,  was  ever  heard  of  in 
any  kingdom  of  the  worlds-  We  were  bound 
to  China  by  the  way  of  New  Soutfi  Wales, 
and  as  our  voyage  for  nearly  three  months  was 
prosperous  and  without  unusual  accident,  I  pass 
it  by  altogether. — On  the  10th  of  February 
a  storm  arose,  which  soon  increasing  to  a 
hurricane,  accompanied  with  the  most  tremen- 
dous thunder  and  lightning,  our  ship,  by  the 
pressure  of  the  one  and  the  stroke  of  the  other, 
became  in  a  few  hours  an  unmanageable  wreck,, 
her  rudder  being  torn  away,  and  her  mast» 
levelled  with  the  decks.  For  nearly  a  month 
from  that  period  a  journal  would   be  dismal 

and 


(  5  ) 

arid  uninteresting,  as  we  drifted  with  every 
ishange  of  wind  or  current  over  a  trackless 
ocean ;  except  that,  astronomy  having  been 
rather  a  passion  than  a  study  from  my  earhest 
youth,  I  carefully  noted  every  day  at  noon,  by 
my  quadrant  and  time-piece,  our  forlorn  posi- 
tion ;  a  precaution  which  I  shall  always  consider 
as  the  : most  fortunate  circumstance  of  my  life. 
The  particulars,  however,  are  omitted :  a  sea- 
man's log-book  would,  I  suppose,  have  but  an 
indifferent  sale  in  Bond-street. 

On  the  I6th  of  March,  after  full  day  had 
risen  upon  us,  we  found  ourselves  as  it  were 
overtaken  by  a  second  night. — The  sea  was 
convulsed  into  whirlpools  all  around  us,  by  the 
obstruction  of  innumerable  rocks,  and  we  were 
soon  afterwards  hurried  on  by  a  current,  in  no 
way.reseniblirig  any  w'hich  navigators  have  re- 
corded. :We:  felt;  its  influence  under  the  shadow 
of  a  dark,: cloud,  between  two  tremendous  pre- 
cipices overhanging  and  seemingly  almost 
closing'  up  the  entrance  which  received  us.     Its 

B  3  im- 


.    (    6    ) 

impetuosity  was  three  times  greater,  at  the 
least,  than  even  the  Rapids  above  the  American 
Niagara,  so  that  nothing  but  its  ahnost  incre- 
dible smoothness  could  have  prevented  our  ship, 
though  of  five  hundred  tons  burthen,  from  being- 
swept  by  it  under  water,  as  our  velocity  could 
not  be  less,  at  the  lowest  computation,  than 
twenty-five  or  rather  thirty  miles  an  hour.  The 
stream  appeared  evidently  to  owe  its  rapidity  to 
compression,  though  not  wholly  to  the  compres- 
sion of  land,  its  boundary  on  one  side,  if  boun- 
dary it  ought  to  be  called,  appearing  rather  like 
Chaos  and  Old  Night;  and  what  was  most 
striking  and  extraordinary,  we  could  see  from 
the  deck,  not  above  two  ships'  length  from  us, 
another  current  running  with  equal  force  in  the 
opposite  direction,  but  separated  from  our's  by 
pointed  rocks,  which  appeared  all  along  above 
the  surface,  with  breakers  dashing  over  them. 
Neither  of  the  channels,  as  far  as  my  eye  could 
estimate  their  extent,  were  above  fifty  yards 
'  wide,  nor  at  a  greater  distance  from  each  other, 
and  they  were  so  even  in  their  directions,  that 

we 


(     7    ) 

we  went  forward  like  an  arrow  from  a  bow, 
without  the  smallest  deviation  towards  the  rocks 
on  one  side,  or  the  dreary  obscurity  on  the  other. 

In  this  manner  we  were  earned  on,  without 
the  smallest  traceable  variation,  till  the  18th  of 
June,  a  period  of  three  months  and  two  days, 
in  which  time,  if  my  above-stated  calculation  of 
our  progress  be  any  thing  like  correct  and  I  am 
sure  I  do  not  over-rate  it,  we  must  have  gone 
straight  onward  above  seventy  thousand  miles, 
a  space  nearly  three  times  the  circumference 
of  the  earth.  On  the  evening  of  that  day 
which  was  to  become  memorable  by  the  tri- 
umphant termination  of  the  immortal  battle  of 
Waterloo,  and  which  on  my  account  also,  though 
without  any  merit  of  mine,  will  be  a  new  asra 
•in  the  history  of  the  world,  we  found  ourselves 
suddenly  emerging  into  a  wide  sea  as  smooth 
as  glass — the  heavens  above  twinkling  with 
stars,  some  of  which  I  had  never  seen  before, 
and  some  of  our  own  constellations,  which  were 
visibte,  shone  out  with  increased  lustre,  though 

B  4  still 


(     8     )         - 

still  not  subtendmg  any  angle  to  the -naked 
sigjjt,  while  others  of  our  hemisphere  appeared 
more  distant,  and  sonrie  I  missed  altogether  ;  but 
the  moon,  full  orbed,  was  by  far  the  most 
striking  object,  appearing  much  largtr  than 
with  us,  and  her  light,  though  borrowed,  pro- 
portionally resplendent. 

I  shall  not  attempt  to  describe  my  astonish- 
ment at  this  sublime  and  hitherto  super-human 
spectacle,  because  having  been  in  all  latitudes, 
and  being,  as  I  have  already  said,  familiar  with 
astronomy  in  its  abstrusest  branches,  I  was  now 
fully  convinced^  not  only  that  I  was  in  no  part 
of  the  world  ever  visited  before,  but  that  there 
was  something  else  belonging  to  the  world  itself 
never  even  known ,  or  imagined.  I  am  well 
aware  that  the  figure  and  extent  of  our  planet 
can  neither  be  denied  nor  doubted  ;  the  moon, 
whilst  I  am  writing,  is  just  touching  the  sun's 
vertical  disk*  within  a  second  of  calculated  time, 
and  moving  onward  to  predicted  eclipse;  and 
in    my    voyage    homewards,     I    saw    her    at 

the 


-j^ 


(     9      ) 

the  foretold  moment  wading  into  the  earth's 
shadow,  and  at  last  totally  obscured. — The  re- 
volutions round  our  axis  and  in  gur  orbit  mock 
in  their  precision  the  most  celebrated  inven- 
tions by  which  the  astonishing  art  of  man  has 
contrived  to  measure  even  their  shortest  pe- 
riods; and  as  the  fixed  stars,  from  wherever 
seen  upon  our  earth,  must  be  uniformly  visible 
in  the  same'  positions  and  magnitudes,  I  could 
account,  at  the  moment,  in  no  other  way  for 
the  position  of  die  ocean  in  which  I  now  found 
myself,  than  by  supposing,  we  had  a  ring  like 
Saturn,  which,  by  reason  of  our  atmosphere, 
could  not  be  seen  at  such  an  immense  distance, 
and  which  was  accessible  only  by  a  channel  so 
narrow  and  so  guarded  by  surrounding  rocks 
and  whirlpools,  that  even  the  vagrancy  of  mo- 
dem navigators  had  never  before  fallen  in  with 
it,  they  having  always  hitherto  been  sent  back, 
like  other  vagrants,  to  their  original  settlements. 
An  unsurmountable  objection,  however,  after  a 
Jittle  attention,  soon  opposed  itself  to  the  theory 
i)f  thi§  sea  being  on  such  a  ring;  because,  though 

from 


(     10    ) 

from  its  distance  it  might  not  be  visible  through 
our  atmosphere,  yet,  as  it  must  occasionally  in- 
tercept the  sun's  body  in  the  earth's  diurnal  re- 
volutions, its  existence  mui^t  always  have  been 
palpable. — The  phenomenon  therefore  may,  per- 
haps, be  better  accounted  for,  by  supposing  that 
the  channel  I  had  passed  connected  our  earth 
and  its  counterpart  which  had  just  received  me, 
like  the  chain  of  a  double-headed  shot,  both  of 
which  might  revolve  around  the  sun  together, 
and  the  moon  around  both,  the  interjacent 
channel  revolving  along  with  them.— There  is 
nothing  in  this  hypothesis  at  all  inconsistent 
with  the  Newtonian  system,  which,  standing 
upon  the  basis  of  mathematical  truth,  cannot  be 
shaken  in  the  mind  of  any  reasonable  being ; 
but  this  channel  may  exist  in  perfect  harmony 
with  it ;  indeed  it  is  no  more  inconsistent  with 
the  round  figure  of  the  earth  to  have  such  an 
appendage  protruded  from  it,  than  it  is  unnatu- 
ral for  cows  and  horses,  or  other  round  animals, 
to  have  tails ;  or,  to  come  closer  to  the  subject, 
than  that  comets  should  have  them,  which  are 

now 


(  11  ) 

now  believed  to  be  opaque  bodies  like  our  own; 
but  the  best  way  after  all,  out  of  these  and  all 
other  difficulties,  is  to  hark  back  to  the  fact. — I 
am  not  in  the  least  anxious  to  be  the  author  of 
any  new  theory  of  the  earth,  nor  to  rival  the 
justly  celebrated  Herschel  in  the  discovery  of 
other  worlds,  but  I  am  conscious  of  my  own 
integrity,  and  cannot  doubt  the  evidence  of  my 
senses. — If  this  sea,  therefore,  and  the  country 
whose  shores  it  washes  beyond  it,  and  which  I 
afterwards  visited,  can  be  considered  as  part  of 
our  earth,  let  them,  in  God's  name,  be  so  consi- 
dered— and  if  they  cannot,  then  let  philosophy 
and  fancy  go  each  their  own  way. to  find  places 
for  them :  I  shall  stand  perfectly  neuter  in 
the  controversy.- — It  is  enough  for  me  that  I 
possess  tlie  celestial  observations  taken  as  we 
entered  the  jaws  of  the  current,  and  as  we 
escaped  from  its  dominion ;  these  fortunate  pre- 
cautions enabled  me  to  return  to  England,  and 
could  at  pleasure  lead  me  back  again ;  but  the 
discovery  no  man  can  expect  from  me  without 
a  corresponding  compensation. — If  ten  thousand 

pounds 


(     12    t 

pounds  were  given  to  Harrison  for  a  time-piece 
hot  now  in  use,  being  long  ago  left  in  the  shade 
by  the  still  advancing  light  of  British  genius^ 
and  which  after  all  was  only  tried  in  a  voyage 
to  Barbadoes — what  reward  may  not  honestly 
be  demanded  for  leading  the  way  to  regions 
never  heard  of,  nor  conceived  in  the  most  rOf 
man  tic  fancy,  placed  for  ages  beyond  mortal 
Icen,  and  opening,  as  the  reader  will  see  here- 
after, to  the.  discovery  of  a  nation  as  highly  civi- 
lized as  our  own,  though  differing  from  it  al- 
most throughout  in  all  the  distinguishing  cha* 
racteristics  of  mankind  ?  I  am  well  aware, 
however,  tliat  until  my  veracity  shaH -be  esta-r 
blished  by  the  Board  of  Admiralty,  doubts  may 
remain  in. the  minds  of  some  as  to  the  authority 
of  this  history ;  yet,  as  far  as  it  has  advanced 
hitherto,  there  is  surely  nothing  in  the  least 
incredible.— -Even  thirty  years  ago,  a  man  would 
not  have  received  more  immediate  credit  who 
had  proposed  to  produce,  at  his  pleasure  and  at 
iny  distances,  the  explosions :  of  celestial  fire  y 
or  to  rise  above  the  clouds,  and  pass  the  channel 

which 


^^•- 

^ 


(     13     ) 

which  divides  us  from  the  Continent,  in  a  globe 
of  oiled  silk ;  or  who  should  have  staked  a  large 
sum  to  rival  even  British  navigation,  by  impel- 
ling a  vessel  with  condensed  steam  against  the 
winds  and  tides. — As  little  would  any  man 
have  then  ventured  into  a  coal-pit,  upon  the 
trust  that  the  same  means  employed  as  a  hy- 
draulic engine  would  clear  it  of  the  torrents 
rushing  in  every  direction  through  the  bowels 
of  the  earth;  and  least  of  all,  that  he  could 
safely  contend  there  against  the  most  mortal 
elements  of  the  subterranean  world,  by  having 
the  magic  lantern  of  Davy  by  his  side. 

But  before  I  leave  for  ever  this  imaginary  ob- 
stacle to  the  reception  of  my  adventures,  it  may 
be  as  well  to  give  a  decisive  answer  ^t  once  to 
sceptical  readers  of  every  description,  upon  rea- 
sons more  within  general  reach  than  the  prin- 
ciples of  philosophy  or  mathematics.  It  is  not 
known  to  the  multitude  that  the  earth  is  held 
in  her  place  by  the  attraction  of  the  sun,  but  all 
the  world  knows  that  every  man  is  attracted  by 
0  his 


(     14    ) 

his  own  interests. — If  I  had  written  a  romance 
and  not  a  real  history,  I  must  be  a  lunatic  not 
to  blazon  it  in  the  largest  characters  even  in  the 
title-page  of  my  work. — No  human  stupidity  or 
folly  ever  failed  so  far  in  the  composition  of  a 
novel  as  to  defeat  its  popularity  to  the  extent 
of  at  least  two  editions,  which  the  circulating 
libraries  of  themselves  take  off,  without  the  sale 
of  a  single  volume  to  the  collectors  of  books ; 
whereas  no  human  learning  or  wisdom  employed 
upon  realities  can  now-a-days  look  much  farther 
than  to  an  indemnity  for  the  paper  and  the 
types. — High  reputation,  indeed,  (a  rare  pheno- 
menon !)  with  the  aids  of  hot-pressed  foolscap, 
a  broad  margin  and  expensive  engravings,  may 
force  a  passage  for  history  through  the  libraries 
of  the  great,  but  Novels  alone  are  the  books  of 
universal  sale. — The  only  actual  historians  are 
the  Editors  of  Newspapers,  and  bankruptcy 
would  soon  overtake  even  their  most  favoured 
proprietors,  if  they  were  fettered  in  their  co- 
lumns by  truth.  This  most  useful  class  of  men 
are  therefore  shamefully  calumniated  for  their 
^  ^  occasional 


(     15    )         - 

occasional  deviations  from  it. — Printing,  in  a 
free  country,  is  surely  a  lawful  trade ;  and  when 
a  man  opens  a  shop,  he  must  of  course  fill  it  with 
such  wares  as  are  saleable. — He  is  not  to  set  the 
fashions,  but  to  maintain  his  family  hy following 
them.  The  road  therefore  was  plain  before  me. 
The  discovery  of  new  lands  had  often  been 
made  the  vehicle  of  romance  or  satire — witness 
the  voyages  of  Pan  urge,  Gulliver,  and  Sin  bad 
the  Sailor ;  nor  would  the  resort  to  such  a  fic- 
tion have  been  plagiary  when  the  objects  were 
so  different,  as  mine  will  be  found  to  be. — The 
foreign  voyage  or  travel  is  in  these  cases  only 
as  the  bolus,  in  which  a  medicine  for  the  mind 
is  to  be  administered ;  and  an  author  could  no 
more  be  considered  even  as  an  imitator  by  re* 
sorting  to  a  romance,  though  so  familiar,  than 
Dr.  James's  patent  could  have  been  set  aside 
for  the  invention  of  his  celebrated  powders,  if 
his  specification  had  directed  them  to  be  swal- 
lowed in  the  common  wafers  of  the  shop  :  what 
possible  motive,  then,  could  I  have  liad  for  im- 
posing upon  the  public  an  invention  as  a  reality, 
^•i  since 


;X  ^16   ) 

since  it  could  operate  only  against  myself? 
Perhaps,  therefore,  in  a  few  years  hence,  when 
packets  are  continually  passing  and  repassing 
between  the  twin  worlds,  arid  when  the  gazettes 
and  pamphlets  of  the  country  I  am  about  to 
describe  are  lying  upon  our  tables,  though 
this  volume  must  then  cease  to  be  interesting, 
its  author  may  be  remembered,  and  his  memory 
respected. 

The  placid  ocean  on  which  we  were  now 
launched  continued  but  a  short  time  pacific. 
We  were  soon  overtaken  by  a  second  storm,  too 
like  the  former  we  had  encountered,  the  shock 
of  which,  from  the  shattered  condition  of  our 
vessel,  it  was  impossible  to  sustain.  I  shiall  not 
weary  the  reader,  according  to  custom,  with 
any  detailed  account  of  our  shipwreck. — ^If  the 
sunken  rock  we  struck  upon  had  been  within 
the  reach  of  any  one  who  shall  read  this  history, 
I  should  have  pointed  out  its  position,  but  that 
not  hieing  the  case,  at  least  for  the  present,  and 
as  there  can  be  neithier  improvement  nor  delight 

in 


<   ir  ) 

in  dwelling  on  the  agonies  of  despair  and  death, 
I  purposely  pass  over  every  circumstance  which 
occurred  from  the  striking  of  the  vessel  until 
I  jumped  into  the  sea  and  drifted  upon  a  plank 
within  a  short  distance  of  the  shore.  From 
that  time  I  became  insensible,  and  can  there- 
fore give  no  account  of  the  almost  miraculous 
manner  in  which  I  must  have  been  saved,  as 
not  another  soul  out  of  one  hundred  and  forty- 
eight,  of  which  our  crew  consisted,  were  ever 
seen  again,  except  floating  lifeless  amidst  the 
waves  or  dashing  against  the  rocks  of  a  lofty 
and  dangerous  coast. 


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CHAP- 


(     18    ) 


CHAPTER  II. 

Ih  which  the  Author  relates  his  extraordinary  and  unexpected 
Reception. 

On  recovering  my  senses,  I  found  myself 
,iStretched  nearly  naked  upon  a  rock,  with  the 
spray  of  the  sea  dashing  over  me,  surrounded 
by  an  immense  number  of  people  whose  speech 
w^as  utterly  unknown  to  me,  a  circumstance 
which  added  to  my  alarm,  because  my  astrono- 
mical theorems  being  altogether  obliterated 
through  terror,  and  being  well  acquainted  with 
the  languages  of  most  civilized  nations,  I  con- 
cluded I  had  been  cast  amongst  a  savage  people, 
from  whom  I  could  expect  neither  sympathy 
nor  protection. — How  then  shall  I  attempt  to 
describe  my  sensations  upon  seeing  a  person 
for  whom  every  body  made  way  upon  his  ap- 
proach— whose  dignified  appearance  marked 
him  to  be  of  a  superior  order  to  the  rest,  and 
who,   upon    hearing    iny   bitter    lamentations, 

addressed 


(    19    ) 

addressed  me  in  the  purest  English,  saying  in 
accents    the    sweetest    and     most    impressive, 
*'  Unhappy  stranger,  fear  nothing ! — The  bene-i 
volence  of    God  extends  over   all   his  works, 
however  divided  for  mysterious  causes  in  the 
abyss  of  infinite  space. — Even  in  this  unknown 
and  distant  world  He  has  preserved  a  man  of 
your  own  country  to  comfort  and  protect  you." 
However  impatient  the  reader  must  naturally 
be  that  I   should  advance  without  digression 
in  a  narrative  so  very  extraordinary,  yet  I  must 
pause  here  for  a  moment.     It  is  the  office  of 
history  not  only   fo    amuse   but   to    instruct; 
to  make  men  not  only  wiser,   but    better — to 
reconcile  them  to  their  various  conditions,  how- 
ever clouded    or    disastrous — to  impress  them 
with  a  constant  sense  of  the  Divine  Providence 
and    presence — or,    to    describe    it    by   almost 
a  word  in  the  sublime  language  of  our  great 
poet,  --n  ''^'-  =^''1 

"  To  justify  the  ways  of  God  to  men." 

The   first    reflection,    therefore,    which    the 

reader  ought  to  make  upon  this  extraordinary 

c  2  deliver- 


(     20     ) 

deliverance  from  death,  and  the  sudden  transi- 
tion from  absolute  despair  to  comfort  and  hap- 
piness, is  already  made  for  him  in  the  encou- 
raging language  of  my  protector ;  and  I  am 
persuaded,  besides,  that  no  person,  however 
unfortunate,  can  look  back  upon  his  own  life, 
without  having  to  remember  with  gratitude  and 
devotion  many  singular  and  auspicious  con- 
junctures which  no  skill  or  merit  of  his  own 
could  have  contrived;  with  many  escapes  from 
the  natural  consequences  of  his  own  misconduct, 
or  from  accidents  which  cross  us  even  in  our 
most  guarded  and  virtuous  paths  ;  and  who  has 
not  felt,  in  the  changes  from  sickness  to  health, 
from  pain  to  pleasure,  from  danger  to  security, 
and  from  depression  to  joy  and  exultation,  a 
fuller  and  a  higher  satisfaction  (independently 
of  the  uses  of  such  reverses)  than  could  have 
arisen  from  the  uninterrupted  continuance  of 
the  most  prosperous  condition. 

As  there  must  be  light  and  shade  in  every 
picture,  so  there  must  be  perpetual  changes  to 

n;akc 


(    21     ) 

make  human  life  delightful.  Nothing  must 
stand  still :  the  sea  would  be  a  putrid  mass  if 
it  were  not  vexed  by  its  tides,  which,  even  with 
the  moon  to  raise  them,  would  languish  in  their 
course,  if  not  whirled  round  and  round  those 
tortuous  promontories  which  are  foolishly  con- 
sidered to  be  the  remnants  of  a  ruined  world. 
— Marks,  as  they  undoubtedly  are,  of  many  un- 
known revolutions;  the  earth  probably  never 
was  nor  ever  can  be  more  perfect  than  it  is.— ^ 
It  would  have  been  a  tame  and  tiresome  habita- 
tion if  k  had  been  as  smooth  as  the  globes  with 
which  we  describe  our  stations  on  its  surface. 
Its  unfathomable  and  pathless  oceans — its  vast 
lakes  cast  up  by  volcanic  fire,  and  its  tremendous 
mountains  contending  with  the  clouds,  are  not 
only  sources  of  the  most  picturesque  and  ma- 
jestic beauties,  but  lift  up  the  mind  to  the 
sublime  contemplation  of  the  God  who  gave 
them  birth. 


c  3  CHAP. 


(    «s    ) 


CHAPTER  III. 

In  which  the  Author  became  convinced  that  he  was  no  longer 
vpon  the  Earth. 

Havhstg  been  removed  from  the  shore  in  a  kind 
of  vehicle  most  admirably  constructed  for  the 
purpose,  and  laid  upon  a  couch,  which  my  ge- 
nerous protector  had  prepared  for  me,  the  most 
intense  curiosity  now  succeeded  to  the  pain  and 
hpi-ror  which  had  oppressed  me,  and  I  entreated 
him  to  relate  the  miraculous  events  which  could 
alone  have  brought  us  together,  desiring  him, 
however,  in  the  first  place,  to  relieve  those  an- 
xieties which  the  sight  of  a  person  from  England 
could  not  but  have  excited. — ^"  Alas !"  said  my 
protector,  with  great  emotion,  "  I  have  no  an- 
xieties connected  with  England,  nor  with  the 
world  of  which  it  is  a  part. — My  parents  were 
cast  upon  this  shore  when  I  was  an  infant  of  only 
three  years  old ;  they  were,  as  I  have  learned 
from  my  father,  in  the  course  of  a  voyage  to  the 
: ;  . .  >  "■  *  East 


(     23     ) 

East  Indies :  but  the  vessel  having  been  sepa- 
rated from  the  rest  of  the  fleet  in  a  dreadful 
tempest,  and  having,  like  your  own,  from  the  loss 
of  her  masts  and  rudder,  been  long  the  sport  of 
distracting  winds  and  currents,  she  was  wrecked 
at  last,  with  the  whole  of  her  crew — my  father 
and  mother,  and  five  others  only  excepted,  all 
of  whom  have  since  been  called  away  to  a  better 
world.  As  for  myself,  my  death,  from  the  help* 
lessness  of  infancy,  must  have  been  inevitable, 
but  for  a  dog  (long  since  dead)  which  my 
father  had  brought  with  him  from  the  Labrador 
coast,  who  followed  me  it  seems  amongst  the 
breakers  when  the  ship  overset,  and  never 
quitted  me  until  he  brought  me  to  the  shore. 

Alas!    poor *,    how  much   is  the  short 

span  of  your,  wise  and  faithful  species  to  be 
lamented ! 

"  From  my  parents  I  learned  the  English  lan- 
guage, but  httle  or  nothing  of  England  itself 
or  of  its  history  ;  as  both  of  them  died  before  I 
was  of  .an  age  to  take  any  interest  in  such  sub- 

*  The  name  of  this  famous  dog  I  have  forgotten. 

c  4  jects; 


(    24     ) 

jects ;  and  those  who  were  saved  with  us,  were 
not  only  obscure  and  ignorant  persons,  but  were 
soon  scattered  abroad,  according  to  their  acci- 
dental, fortunes,  in  an  unknown  land,  and  by 
the  course  of  nature  must  long  since  have  been 
in  their  graves." 

**  But  your  own  history,"  I  said,  "  must  be  infi- 
nitely interesting."  "  To  a  stranger,  like  your- 
self," answered  my  kind  protector,  "  cast  not 
only  upon  a  foreign  shore,  but  upon  a  new  and 
unheard  of  world,  any  account  of  the  most  illus- 
trious individual,  much  more  of  myself,  would  be 
tiresome  and  uninstructive.  Your  courtesy  only 
can  ask  for  it  now.  My  name  is  Morven — my 
family  most  ancient  and  respectable  in  Scotland, 
though  not  ^loble — that  is  all  1  have  now  to  say 
concerning  myself. — It  is  enough  for  the  present, 
that  I  have  arrived  at  such  a  rank  and  station  as 
to  afford  you  the  means  of  seeing  to  the  greatest 
advantage  a  country  which,  much  as  my  parents 
used  constantly  to  exalt  my  own  in  my  infant 
fancy,  cannot,  I  think,  be  inferior  to  it.  Though 
placed  as  it  were  a  kind  of  exile,  in  a  remote 

margin 


(    25    ) 

margin  of  this  world, — small  in  its  compass, — in 
its  climate  disappointing  from  its  vicissitudes, — . 
surrounded  by  seas  not  often  favourable  to  navi- 
gation, and  only  emerging  from  the  darkness  of  ^ 
barbarism  in  a  late  period  of  nations,  it  soon 
towered  above  them  all,  and  has  for  a  long, 
season  been  the  day-star  of  our  planet. — It  seems, 
indeed,  as  if  the  Divine  Providence  had  chosen 
it  as  the  instrument  of  its  benevolent  purpose,  to^ . 
enlighten  by  an  almost  insensible  progression  the  . 
distant  and  divided  families  of  mankind,  to  hold 
up  to  them  the  sacred  lamp  of  religious  and 
moral  truth,  to  harmonise  them  by  the  example 
of  mild  and  liberal  institutions,  and  to  controul 
the  disturbers  of  the  social  world  with  an  un- 
paralleled arm  of  strength  : — may  she  always 
remember  that  this  mighty  dominion  is  a  trust 
— that  her  work  is  not  yet  finished — and  that  if 
she  deserts  or  slumbers  upon  her  post,  she  will 
be  relieved  and  punished  !"  ■     ^ 

I  availed  myself  of  the  pause  which  seemed 
to  finish  his'  preface  to  what  he  evidently  conr 

sidered 


(    26    ) 

sidered  as  a  distinct  world  from  our  own,  by 
asking  his  father's  opinion  upon  that  momentous 
subject,  as  I  could  not  compose  my  mind  to 
attend  to  any  thing  until  I  was  satisfied  as  to 
my  real  situation.  "  My  father,"  answered  my 
friend,  "  undoubtedly  considered  that  he  was  cast 
forth  and  for  ever  from  the  earth.  He  used 
often  to  say  so,  but  his  reasons  I  can  only  give 
you  from  his  Journal,  which  I  have  carefully 
preserved,  being  too  young  myself  to  compre- 
hend them.  The  book  is  in  this  very  chamber, 
and  I  can  turn  in  a  moment  to  that  remarkable 
part  of  it."  Having  besought  him  to  do  so,  he 
put  the  volume  into  my  hand,  where,  after  de- 
scribing in  the  English  language  the  extraordi- 
nary channel  nearly  as  I  have  already  described 
it,  I  found  the  following  short  sentence  quite 
conclusive  of  an  opinion  which  but  too  clearly 
confirmed  my  own. 

"  When  I  consider  the  unexampled  rapidity  of 
the  current,  with  its  dismal  chaotic  boundary, 
and  that  we  were  involved  in  it  for  almost  three 

months, 


(    27    ) 

months,  emerging  at  once  into  a  sea  where  the 
heavens  above  presented  neu)  stars,  and  those  of 
our  awn  in  different  magnitudes  and  positions 
than  any  they  could  be  seen  in  from  either  of  our 
hemispheres,  I  am  co7ivinced,  beyond  a  doubt, 
that  I  am  no  longer  upon  the  earth,  but  on  what 
I  might  best  describe  as  a  twin  brother  with  it, 
hound  together  by  this  extraordinary  channel, 
as  a  kind  of  umbilical  chords  in  the  capacious 
womb  of  nature,  but  which,  instead  of  being 
separated  in  the  birth,  became  a  new  and  per- 
manent substance  in  her  mysterious  course''       ^ 

The  reader  will  no  doubt  observe,  that  this 
theory  exactly  corresponds  with  my  own,  though 
more  fancifully  expressed  than  by  my  vulgar 
simile  of  a  double-headed  shot,  and  I  have 
little  doubt  that  this  new  and  interesting  planet 
will,  in  all  our  almanacks,  be  styled  Gemini 
hereafter,  though  it  is  called  Deucalia  by  its  r 
inhabitants. 

I  canflot  describe  my  feelings  upon  this  awful 

con- 


(     28     ) 

confirmation  of  siicb  a  tremendous  exile,  and 
entreated  to  be  informed  whether  any  thing 
appeared  in  the  Journal  that  seemed  to  favour 
an  opinion,  that  the  earth  might  be  regained  by 
}>ursuing  the  contrary  course.  "  Undoubt- 
edly," said  my  friend,  and  he  turned  in  a  few 
moments  to  the  following  passage : 

"  The  equal  rapidity  of  the  two  contrary  cur* 
vents,  and  the  impenetrable  division  between  them^ 
convinces  me  that  a  vessel  in  the  mouth  of  the 
other,  at  the  point  from  which  we  emerged  from 
the  one  we  had  been  involved  in,  would  re-conduct 
us  to  the  earth  ;  but  having  taken  no  precautions 
to  ascertain  its  position,  guarded  besides  by 
natural  obstacles  of  the  most  dangerous  and  per- 
plexing character,  I  can  indulge  no  hope  of 
either  re-visiting  our  world  myself,  or  of  making 
it  a  rational  object  of  future  discovery,'' 

I  leaped  with  joy  when  I  had  finished  this 
sentence,  notwithstanding  its  disheartening 
conclusion,  and  said  to  my  protector,  "  You  may 
«  .  '  *  now 


(    29     ) 

now  go  on  with  your  history ;  I  burn  with  im- 
patience to  hear  it — I  have  no  fears  for  die 
future — your  father's  apprehensions  were  well 
founded,  but  they  have  no  appHcation  to  me. 
He  had  not  employed  the  means  without  which 
no  seaman,  even  in  our  own  seas,  could  ever 
return  to  his  countiy;  but  fortunately  I  was 
more  provident  and  skilful — I  know  within  a 
gun-shot  where  the  current  began  and  emled, 
and  could  find  out  both  to-morrow;  but  the  time 
is  not  yet  arrived  for  it. — My  adventure  is  too 
important  to  be  thrown  away,  and  indeed  if  my 
•passage  back  again  were  as  short  as  from  Eng- 
land to  France,  I  should  with  the  utmost  re- 
luctance undertake  it,  as  it  might  separate  mc 
for  ever  from  so  kind  and  generous  a  friend — 
Proceed  then  with  the  fullest  account  of  the 
world  that  has  received  me — I  am  all  attention." 

.h  f*  Such  a  narrative,"  said  the  friendly  Morven, 
''  even  if  I  were  qualified  to  enter  upon  it,  would 
be  of  no  value  to  the  inhabitant  of  another  world; 
it  could  only  gratify  a   curiosity  which  your 

mind 


(     30     ) 

mind  is  not  sufficiently  at  rest  to  enjoy. — When 
you  have  acquired  the  language  of  this  country, 
it  will  then  be  as  open  to  you  as  to  myself,  and 
the  best  service  I  can  now  render  you,  is  to 
direct  your  course;  lest,  after  burying  yourself 
beneath  the  thousands  of  volumes  which  under 
my  roof  will  be  at  your  command,  hereafter 
you  might  find  yourself  but  little  wiser  than 
when  you  began.  Useful  history  lies  within  a 
narrow  compass,  and  all  I  shall  attempt  for  the 
present  will  be  to  give  you  such  a  bird's-eye 
view  of  the  renowned  and  powerful  Island  of 
Armata,  as  will  best  enable  you  to  pursue  your 
own  inquiries. — When  you  have  the  structure 
faithfully  delineated,  you  will  find  your  own 
way  through  its  various  apartments,  and  ex- 
amine their  contents  as  your  particular  taste 
and  judgment  may  direct  you." 

/  I  could  not  help  here  interrupting  my  friend, 
much  as  impatience  was  on  the  stretch,  by  re- 
marking that  the  name  of  Armata  was  most  ap- 
propriate, having  been  just  wrecked  in  fuH 
hki'uii  ^  sight 


(    31     ) 

sfight  of  an  immense  naval  arsenal,  where  ships 
of  the  largest  classes  were  constructing,  sur- 
rounded again  by  a  mole  crowded  with  a  most 
formidable  navy,  whilst  on  the  sloping  banks 
af  the  fortress,  by  which  the  whole  was  en- 
compassed and  guarded,  large  bodies  of  troops, 
apparently  in  the  highest  state  of  discipline, 
were  encamped  and  hutted.  The  name  of 
Armata,  I  therefore  repeated,  w^as  most  appro- 
priate. "  And  why  on  that  account?"  said  my 
friend,  plainly  not  understanding  qie ;  a  ques- 
tion which  brought  back  at  once  to  my  recollec- 
tion, that  Rome  could  not  possibly  have  been 
the  godmother  of  this  Island,  her  language  of 
course  being  uttefly  unknown :  but  such  is  the 
magic  power  of  association,  even  when  reason 
has  dissolved  the  spell. 

"  The  name  of  Armata,"  he  continued,  "  has 
nothing  at  all  to  do  with  forces  naval  or 
military,  but  is  supposed  to  have  arisen  from 
the  extraordinary  charms  of  our  women;  Ar- 
mata being,  in  the  fabulous  mythologies  of  our 

remote 


(     32     ) 

remote  ages,  the  deity  representing  and  pre- 
siding over  female  beauty."  Here,  as  the  reader 
will  find  in  the  sequel,  the  appropriation  was 
indeed  most  perfect;  but  it  must  be  left  to 
every  reader,  according  to  his  own  fancy,  to 
form  an  idea  of  the  Armatian  women ;  because 
not  having  any  distinct  characters  of  form  or 
countenance,  like  those  of  France,  or  Spain, 
or  Italy,  or  Greece,  or  Circassia,  but  embracing 
them  all  in  their  delightful  varieties,  the  poet 
must  drop  his  pen,  and  the  painter  his  pencil: — 
but  I  must  no  longer  delay  your  attention  to 
the  history  you  ask  for.* 

♦  On  my  return  to  England,  and  whilst  I  was  writing  these 
pages,  I  was  very  much  surprized  to  observe  in  my  pocket 
edition  of  Johnson's  Spelling  Dictionary,  that  our  Venus  also 
went  by  the  name  of  Armata.  I  had  never  heard  it  before, 
and  only  found  it  in  an  index  to  this  little  volume.  It  passes 
all  understanding  how  such  a  coincidence  should  have  arisen. 


CHAP- 


(     33     ) 


CHAPTER  IV. 

Th  which  Moreen  begins  his  Account  of  the  Island  of  Armata. 

"  As  therfe  can  be  little  doubt  that  this  planet, 
like  our  own,  was  peopled  from  two  human 
beings,  and  as  from  what  remains  of  my  father's 
writings,  they  seem  strongly  to  resemble  each 
other  in  all  the  characteristics  of  the  species, 
there  is  probably  a  great  similarity  in  their  re- 
mote histories. — Primitive  man  is  nearly  the 
same  every  where,  except  as  accidental  circum- 
stances have  had  their  influence. — In  climates 
soft  and  enervating,  the  inhabitants  have  often 
been  for  ages  stationary,  and  the  robuster  nations 
have  been  their  conquerors.  With  us,  indeed, 
they  have  repeatedly  changed  the  face  of  things 
— multitudes  expelling  multitudes,  like  the  waves 
of  the  sea,  sweeping  away  yet  mixing  with  one 
another,  but  still  preserving  throughout  all  their 
changes  the  distinct  and  original  character  of 
^ne  people.     The  governments  of  mankind  in 

»  .the 


(     34     ) 

the  first  ages  must  of  course  have  been  pa- 
triarchal, their  numbers  being  small,  and  few 
occasions  for  contention  in  an  unpeopled  world ; 
but,  in  process  of  time,  when  tribes,  or  rather 
large  masses  came  to  be  in  perpetual  motion 
towards  other  countries,  they  often  found  them 
pre-occupied ;  and  then,  as  the  sparks  fly  up* 
wards,  the  asra  commenced  of  strife  and  warfare. 
This  new  state  of  a  wandering  population  gave 
a  corresponding  character  to  their  societies, 
which,  though  barbarous,  or  at  least  rude,  in  the 
Outset,  became  the  accidental  source  in  this 
favoured  island  of  the  most  powerful  dominion, 
and  the  perfection  of  civil  wisdom.  This  may 
appear  to  be  carrying  you  farther  back  than  any 
human  annals  need  be  traced  upwards,  but  the 
characters  and  destinies  of  nations  are  so  often 
dependent  upon  one  another,  that  it  is  difficult, 
if  not  impossible  to  give  an  enlightened  or  use- 
ful view  of  them,  without  almost  an  abridged 
history  of  a  world ;  and  however  the  ancient 
parts  may  appear  insignificant  from  having  n6 
visible  bearings  ^upon  their  present  conditions, 

they 


(     35     ) 

they  are  sometimes,  if  not  always,  the  sources  of 
the  varieties  which  distinguish  them. 

"  It  is  on  this  account  only  that  I  must  lead 
you  by  paths  now  neglected  and  almost  for- 
gotten, into  the  great  road  to  the  eventful  peripd 
which  embraces  you  as  one  of  ourselves. 

"  The  policy  forced  upon  those  numerous  na- 
tions, as  they  were  in  their  turns  invaders  or 
driven  onwards  by  successive  myriads,  was  a 
mixture  of  military  command  and  civil  magis- 
tracy. With  the  sword  continually  in  their 
hands,  the  service  of  it  became  the  tenure  of 
their  possessions,  and  in  a  descending  line  from 
their  leaders  to  the  undistinguished  multitude, 
they  were  held  together  by  an  indissoluble  bond 
of  union,  giving  law  and  protection  to  orie 
another.  H-^-'rf  •    '- 

"  It  must  be  admitted  that  the  governments  I 
have  been  describing  had  a  strong  tendency  to- 
wards   arbitrary  monarchies,    an   opinion  con- 

D  2  firmed 


(    36    ) 

firmed  by  their  histories ;  because,  when  one  or 
more  superior  dominions  had  been  established 
by  conquest,  the  lesser  ones  surrounding  them 
having  no  common  interest  to  unite  them,  nor 
any  support  from  the  great  bodies  of  their 
people,  were  often  overpowered  and  extinguish- 
ed :  the  most  popular  captains  of  fierce  adven- 
turers becoming  in  another  age  the  sovereigns 
of  nations. 

•'  One  of  those  invaders  once  swayed  by  force 
and  terror  the  sceptre  of  Armata ;  but  con- 
quest and  the  tyrannical  abuse  of  it  may  lay 
the  foundation  of  a  system  of  liberty  which  no 
courage  could  have  conquered  nor  human  wis- 
dom have  contrived. — Perhaps  in  this  short  sen- 
tence you  have  a  faithful  though  as  yet  an 
obscure  account  of  the  origin  of  that  singular 
constitution  which  has  raised  Armata  to  the 
highest  pinnacle  of  fame  and  glory.  Great  and 
invulnerable  as  she  now  is,  she  was  once  sub- 
dued, and  all  the  monuments  of  her  ancient 
wisdom  overthrown  :   but  the  dominion  of  one 

^lan, 


(    37    )    • 

man,  however  gifted  or  fortunate,  is  sure  to  pass 
away  when  it  tramples  upon  the  principles  that 
gave  it  birth. — The  successful  invader  con- 
founding his  free  and  fierce  companions  with 
the  nation  they  had  conquered,  the  oppressors 
soon  became  numbered  with  the  oppressed,  and 
after  the  reigns  of  but  a  few  of  his  descendants, 
the  successor  to  his  arbitrary  dominion  was 
forced  to  submit  to  the  establishment  of  free- 
dom demanded  in  arms  by  the  conquerors  and 
the  conquered  now  forming  an  unanimous  and 
indignant  people. 

"  The  extraordinary  feature  of  this  singular 
revolution  was,  that  a  nation  in  arms  against  its 
sovereign  and  reducing  him  to  terms  of  submis- 
sion, had  the  discretion  to  know  exactly  what  to 
demand,  and,  by  demanding  nothing  more,  to  se- 
cure the  privileges  it  had  obtained. — The  ordinary 
insurrections  of  mankind  against  oppression  have 
generally  been  only  convulsive  paroxysms  of 
tumult  and  disorder,  more  destructive  than  the 
tyranny  overthrown,  and  often  ending  in  worse; 

J>  3  because 


(     38    ) 

because  civil  societies  cannot  be  suddenly  new- 

« 

modelled  witb  safety. — Their  improvements,  to 
be  permanent,  must  be  almost  insensible,  and 
growing  out  of  the  original  systems,  however 
imperfect  they  may  have  been. 

"  The  rude  forefathers  of  this  people  had  for- 
tunately not  then  arrived  at  that  state  of  political 
science  which  might  perhaps  have  tempted 
them  to  a  premature  change  of  their  govern- 
ment upon  abstract  principles — they  looked 
only  to  their  actual  grievances. — They  did  not 
seek  to  abrogate  the  system  which  was  the  root 
of  their  ancient  laws  and  institutions,  but  only 
to  beat  down  usurpations,  and  to  remedy  de- 
fects.— They  seem  indeed  to  have  discovered 
that  there  is  a  magnet  in  the  civil  as  in  the  na- 
tural world  to  direct  our  course,  though  the 
latter  was  for  ages  afterwards  unknown.  The 
magnet  of  the  civil  world  is  a  Representative 
Government,  and  at  this  auspicious  period  at- 
tracted like  the  natural  one  by  iron,  became 
fixed  and  immutable  from  the  sword. 

"  The 


(    39    ) 

,"  The  consummate  wisdom  of  those  earliest  re- 
formers appears  further  in  the  pubHc  councils 
which  they  preserved. — From  the  most  ancient 
times  the  people  might  be  said  to  have  had  a 
protecting  council  in  the  government,  but  its 
jurisdiction  was  overborne. — They  had  only 
therefore  to  guard  against  the  recurrence  of  that 
abuse,  and  as  the  power  over  the  public  purse 
had  been  the  most  destructive  engine  of  their 
arbitrary  sovereigns,  they  retained  in  their  own 
hands  by  the  most  positive  charters  that  palla- 
dium of  independence,  re-enacting  them  upon 
every  invasion,  aiming  at  nothing  new,  but 
securing  what  they  had  acquired. 

"  To  have  gone  farther  in  improvement,  at  that 
periody  would  not  only  have  been  useless,  but 
mischievous,  even  if  the  bulk  of  the  people 
Gould  have  redeemed  themselves  by  force  from 
many  intermediate  oppressors ;  because,  having 
most  of  all  to  fear  from  the  power  of  their  mo- 
narchs,  the  privileges  of  their  superiors  were  ^in- 
dispensable supports;  invested  for  many  ages 

D  4  with 


..  (    46     ) 

with  the  magistracies  of  the  country,  powerful 
in  themselves  from  rank  and  property,  having  a 
common  interest  with  the  whole  nation,  and 
no  temptations  being  then  in  existence  to  seduce 
them  from  the  discharge  of  their  duties,  they 
were  the  most-  formidable  opponents  of  the. 
prerogatives  that  were  to  be  balanced ;  and  it 
was  therefore  the  most  unquestionable  policy  to 
enlarge  and  confirm  their  authority,  instead  of 
endeavouring  to  controul  a  long  established  and 
too  powerful  a  dominion  by  an  untried  force. 

"  From  this  period  the  principles  of  civil  free-' 
dom  struck  deep  root  in  Armata,  deeper  perhaps 
from  the  weight  by  which  they  continued  to  be 
pressed,  the  prerogatives  of  their  princes  being 
istill  ^formidable  and  frequently  abused.— Per- 
haps the  law  which  governs  the  system  of  the 
universe  may  be  the  grand  type  and  example  of 
human  governments — the  immense  power  of  the 
sun,  though  the  fountain  of  light  and  life^ 
would  in  its  excess  be  fatal;  the  planets,  there- 
fore, thouglxthey  yield  to  its  fostering  attraction 
•  in 


(    41     ) 

in  their  unceasing  and  impetuous  revolutions, 
are  repelled  from  it  by  a  kind  of  instinctive 
terror;  since,  if  the  sun  could  by  its  influence 
detach  them  from  their  force  centrifugal,  they 
would  be  absorbed  with  the  swiftness  of  light- 
ning into  the  centre,  and,  like  the  fly  allured  by 
the  light  of  the  taper,  be  instantly  consumed. 

"  The  powers  given  to  executive  governments 
for  great  national  purposes,  like  those  given  to 
the  sun,  ought  to  be  extensive,  nor  can  they 
be  dangerous  if  they  are  sufficiently  balanced, 
and  that  balance  preserved  upon  the  very  prin- 
ciple of  centrifugal  force;  because  the  existence 
of  a  strong  government,  and  the  possibility  of 
its  misconduct,  are  the  strongest  securities  of 
freedom.  Every  page  of  the  history  of  Armata 
illustrates  this  important  truth;  since,  in  the 
same  proportion  that  executive  power  has  at 
different  periods  become  the  objects  of  salutary 
jealousy,  popular  privileges  have  been  uniformly 
strengthened  from  the  abuses,  and  when  at 
last  a  grand  and  glorious  struggle  to  put  an 

end 


(    42    ) 

end  to  them  for  ever  was  crowned  with  the 
justest  and  most  triumphant  success,  consti- 
tutional fear,  which  had  for  ages  watched  over 
and  subdued  them,  unhappily  fell  asleep — 
the  centrifugal  force  was  lost; — and  power, 
stripped  of  its  terrors,  but  invested  with  the 
means  of  dazzling  and  cofTuptingy  soon  began 
to  undermine  a  system  of  government  which 
the  most  formidable  prerogatives  had  for  ages 
been  unable  to  destroy. 

,^/  The  progress  of  this  renowned  people,  from 
the  period  of  their  earliest  struggles  for 
liberty,  to  the  final  and,  I  trust,  immortal  con- 
summation of  their  political  constitution,  was 
slow  and  eventful,  but  perhaps  on  that  account 
the  more  secure:  the  safest  road  from  an  un- 
settled government,  of  any  description,  to  one 
that  is  more  perfect,  being  through  those  almost 
imperceptible  changes  by  which  the  character 
and  circumstances  of  a  nation  are  changed. 
The  Armatians,  from  their  insular  situation 
and  enterprizing  genius,   were    amongst    the 

earliest 


(     43     ) 

earliest  though  not  the  first  explorers  of  distant 
and  unknown  countries;  but  their  humanity 
and  wisdom  secured  the  advantages  which  the 
vices  and  foUies  of  the  original  discoverers  had 
cast  away,  and  the  dominion  over  new  worlds 
(if  I  may  so  express  myself)  became  their  own. 
Their  national  government  could  not  but  be 
soon  affected  by  this  illustrious  career;  a  com- 
merce encircling  our  globe  with  riches  in  her 
train,  advancing  hand  in  hand  with  learning  and 
science,  which  other  causes  were  reviving, 
opposed  by  a  silent  and  progressive  force  more 
efficacious  than  the  sudden  shock  of  a  revolution,  p 
the  oppressive  pretensions  of  her  nobles,  and  the 
firmest  prerogatives  of  her  kings, — to  describe 
this  momentous  change  in  a  word — the  Arma- 
tians  became  a  People. 

"  It  would  be  to  you  most  uninteresting,  and 
to  me  equally  painful,  to  relate  the  conflicts  of 
those  antagonist  powers  for  more  than  a  hundred 
years,  until  the  ancient  monarchy  and  aristo- 
cracy, wliich  for  ages  had  supported  each  other, 

fell 


(    44     ) 

fell  io  the  ground  in  one  ruin  together ;  but  as 
a  river  swoln  and  impetuous  amidst  the  tempest, 
bursting  beyond  its  banks  and  leaving  no  trace 
of  its  ancient  channel,  often  returns  to  it,  having 
only  fructified  the  country  it  overflowed,  so  the 
Armatians  soon  came  back  again  to  the  vener- 
able but  improved  constitution  of  their  fathers; 
they  did  spontaneous  homage  to  their  exiled 
monarch,  and  afterwards  to  his  infatuated  suc- 
cessor, till  seeing  no  security  in  the  mild  and 
generous  experiment  of  Restoration,  they  were 
driven  at  last  to  seek  their  safety  through  a  re- 
volution, but  such  a  one  as  perhaps  will  to  the 
end  of  time  continue  to  be  unexampled — accom- 
plished without  blood — cutting  off  only  the  can- 
kered branches,  but  preserving  all  the  others 
to  hold  their  places  in  the  ancient  tree  of  their 
liberties :  and  as  the  broad  leaf  and  consummate 
flower  still  preserve  the  distinct  characters  of  the 
roots  that  nourish  them,  so  the  Armatians,  even 
when  principalities  and  powers  were  at  their 
feet,  never  sought  to  depart  from  their  original 
cast. 
LA  "The 


(     45    ) 

"  The  ordinary  occurrences  of  history  pro- 
ducing no  important  changes,  I  have  uniformly 
passed  them  over,  and  I  am  arrived  therefore 
at  a  period  within  living  memory,  which  will 
require  your  utmost  attention. 


CHAP- 


C    46    ) 


CHAPTER  V. 

In  which  Morten  continues  his  account  of  the  Island  of  Armata, 

"  This  highly  favoured  island  now  sat  without  a 
rival  on  this  proud  promontory  in  the  centre  of  all 
the  waters  of  this  earth,  with  her  mighty  wings 
outspread  to  such  a  distance,  that  with  your 
limited  ideas  of  its  numerous  nations,  it  is  im- 
possible you  should  comprehend. —  She  was  ba- 
lanced upon  her  imperial  throne  by  the  equally 
vast  and  seemingly  boundless  continents  on 
either  side,  bending  alike  beneath  her  sceptre, 
and  pouring  into  her  lap  all  that  varieties  of 
climate  or  the  various  characters  of  mankind 
could  produce,  whilst  the  interjacent  ocean  was 
bespangled  with  islands,  which  seem  to  be  posted 
by  nature  as  the  watch-towers  of  her  dominion, 
and  the  havens  of  her  fleets. — Her  fortune  was 
equal  to  her  virtues,  and,  in  the  justice  of  God, 
might  be  the  fruit  of  it;  since  as  the  globe  had 

expanded 


(    47    )   . 

expanded  under  her  discoveries,  she  had  touched 
it  throughput  as  with  a  magic  wand ;  the  wil- 
derness becoming  the  abodes  of  civihzed  man, 
adding  new  millions  to  her  sovereignty,  com- 
pared with  which  she  was  herself  only  like  the. 
seed  falling  upon  the  soil,  the  parent  of  the. 
forest  that  enriches  and  adorns  it. — She  felt  no 
wants,  because  she  was  the  mother  of  plenty ; 
and  the  free  gifts  of  her  sons  at  a  distance,  re- 
turned to  them  tenfold  in  the  round  of  a  fructi- 
fying commerce,  made  her  look  but  to  little 
support  from  her  children  at  home. — To  drop  all 
metaphor,  she  was  an  untaxed  country ;  except 
to  that  wholesome  extent  which  wise  policy 
should  dictate  to  every  government,  by  making 
the  property  of  the  subject  depend  in  some 
measure  upon  the  security  of  the  state. 

^*  The  prosperity  which  then  exalted  her,  after 
all  her  dangerous  divisions  had  been  swept 
iaway  by  an  auspicious  renovation  of  her  con- 
stitution, was  unexampled,  and  although  she 
has  been  thought  by  some  to  have  risen  much 

higher 


(    48    ) 

higher  afterwards  amidst  a.  splendid  career  of 
national  glory ;  yet  she:  then  perhaps  touched 
her  meridian  height,  not  having  at  that  time 
embarked  in  an  habitual  system  of  expenditure, 
beyond  the  golden  medium  just  adverted   to, 
her  debt  being  then  no  larger  than  to  create  a 
wide  spread  interest  to  support  the  state,  but 
leaving  what  might  be  fairly  termed  the  full 
fruits  of  industry  and  talents,  subject  to  no  tor- 
menting visitations  of  a  prodigal  government^ 
which  can  in    the  end   have   no   escape  from 
bankruptcy  but  by  rendering  its  subjects  bank- 
rupt.— In  the  first   condition  of  a  nation,  the 
people  may  be  compared  to  the  crew  of  a  well 
manned  vessel  in  a  prosperous  voyage,  called 
upon  for  no  exertions  but  to  forward  her  in  her 
course :  the  second  may  be  better  likened  to 
the  toils  and  sufferings  of  a  tempest,    when 
the  ship  can  only   be   kept  even   in  doubtful 
safety,  by  incessant  pumping,  when  all  hopes 
of  advantage  are  extinguished,  and   the  only 
principle  of  obedience  is  the  preservation  of 
life.  : 

"Un- 


(    49    ) 

*'  Unhappily  for  Armata,  the  lust  of  dominion, 
or  rather  of  revenue,  beyond  the  usefulness  or 
even  the  capacity  of  enjoyment,  ensnared  her 
into  a  contest  with  a  great  and  growing  people; 
to  obtain  by  force  what  duty  and  affection  had 
spontaneously  held  out  to  her. 
....  '"  .''.-.:  ^    ' 

/*  I  pointed  out  metaphorically  to  your  view 
two  vast  continents  under  her  imperial  wings ; 
one  of  them,  to  which,  looking  southward,  her 
right  extended,  she  had  planted  and  peopled- 
The  inhabitants  of  Hesperia  were  her  own  chil- 
dren, worshipping  with  the  same  rites  the.  God 
of  their  common  fathers,  speaking  the  same 
language,  following  in  the  track  of  the  'same 
laws  and  customs  which  fashion  and  characterise 
a  people. — Armata,  in  short,  ruled  by  the  freest 
consent  the  whole  of  this  vast  country,  appoint-^ 
ed  without  question  all  her '  magistrates,  and 
enjoyed  a  monopoly  of  her  commerce,  not  only 
in  the  exclusive  import  of  her  various  prddu€'! 
tions  into  her  own  bo3om,  but  in  the  mono- 
polous  return   of  all  her  own   mantifiictiires  .^ 

E  which. 


(    50    ) 

which,  ftom  the  rapid  progress  of  population 
throughout  that  immense  region,  was  in  itself 
an  inexhaustible  source  of  wealth,  setting  per- 
fectly at  nought  the  entire  intercourse  of  our 
whole  world  besides. 

"  Shall  I  be  then  believed  when  I  tell  you  that 
with  all  this  Armata  was  not  satisfied,  but  in- 
sisted that  an  useful,  affectionate,  and  distant 
people  should  pay  for  the  support  of  wars  she 
had  been  foolishly  involved  in  at  the  other  ex- 
tremity of  our  planet  ? — Can  the  human  imagi- 
nation extend  farther  to  the  belief,  that  even 
this  monstrous  claim  was  acceded  to  ? — the  chil- 
dren of  a  misguided  parent  desired  only  to  know 
what  she  demanded,  that  they  might  have  the 
grace  of  rendering  it  as  a  spontaneous  grant,  to 
be  bestowed  under  the  same  forms  of  goverur- 
tnent  and  under  the  sanction  of  the  very  ma- 
gistrates which  she  herself  had  created  for  the 
purpose. — Must  I  lastly  trespass  upon,  or  rather 
insult,  your  credulity,  by  telling  you  that  even 
this  offer  was  refused  ?  Though  revenue  was  the 

object, 


(    51     ) 

object,  the  unlimited  grant  was  rejected,  and 
the  revenue  after  all  given  up  to  enforce  a 
nominal  demand. — INIany  eloquent  and  solemn 
protests  of  our  most  illustrious  men  of  that  time 
were  opposed  in  vain  to  this  insane  project. 
The  whole  strength  of  Armata  was  put  forth, 
and  her  armies  invaded  a  country  so  much  more 
extensive  than  her  own,  that  when  collected 
upon  its  adverse  surface,  they  could  scarcely 
hear  the  sound  of  one  another's  cannon. — Need 
I  conclude  by  adding  that  they  were  all  taken 
like  so  many  birds  in  the  net  of  the  fowler,  and 
the  dominion  of  Armata,  which  before  had  stood 
upon  a  rock,  was  renounced  by  Hesperia  for 
ever — at  first  in  defiance — but  at  last,  when  the 
combat  became  manifestly  hopeless,  dissolved 
by  mutual  consent." 

When  my  friend  had  finished  this  marvellous 
or  rather  incredible  history,  you  will  not,  reader, 
be  surprized  that  I  interrupted  him  for  a  mo- 
ment, much  as  I  was  alive  to  hear  its  continua- 
tion, by  asking  only  one  question.  "  How,"  I 
E  2  said, 


(  52  ) 

§aid,  "  could  it  possibly  happen,  that  with  so 
celebrated  a  constitution  as .  he  himself  had 
described,  and  when  the  people  had  obtained 
jBO  complete  a  controul  over  the  public  councils^; 
they  should  have  suffered  so  unjust  and  ruinous 
a  war  to  be  so  long  persisted  in,  contrary  to 
their  most  manifest  interests,  and  in  the  face  of 
the  most  enlightened  opinions  ?" 

"  The  answer  to  your  question,"  replied  my 
friend,  "  involves  one  of  the  most  curious  and 
extraordinary  changes  that  has  ever  taken  place 
in  the  political  history  of  any  nation.  In  the 
earlier  periods  of. that  of  Armata,  though  the 
sovereigns  had  more  power,  and  the  people's  rcr 
presentatives  were  comparatively  nothing  in  the 
balance,  the  Hesperian  wiar  could  not  havdi 
been  carried  on.  The  delegates  of  the  people 
would  have  strenuously  opposed  it  in  every 
stage  of  its  disastrous  progress — the  whole  na*. 
tion  would  have  upheld  them,  and  the  govern-; 
ment  even,  if  not  subdued,  would  have  been 
overawed  and  checked  in  its  impolitic  course ; 

but 


(     S3     ) 

but  before  this  period,  the  ancient  system  of  the; 
government  had  been  completely  inverted  ;  the 
popular  council,  though  in  theory  scarcely  en-. 
titled  to  that  name  or  character,  had  for  ages 
fulfilled  all  the  practical  purposes.of  the  most 
perfect  representation ;  because,  having  the 
same  interests  with  the  universal  mass  of  popu- 
lation, and  nothing  then  existing  to  seduce 
them  from  tlie  discharge  of  their  duties,  it 
mattered  not  by  whom  they  were  elected ;  but 
the  time -was  arrived  when  the  right  of  election 
became  a  vital  principle. — The  crown  was  no\V;. 
possessed  of  a  great  revenue,  which  was  ra-j 
pidly  increasing,  and  as  the  Commons,  had  ad-^^ 
yanced  in  power  and  importance,  it  was  thought 
convenient  by  its  ministers  to  act  no  longer 
upon  their  own  responsibility,  even  in  the  rnost 
..ordinary  details  of  business, ,  but  to  take  their 
constitutional  opponents,  into  pay  and  make 
them  ministers  in,  their  stead;  well  knowing 
1;hat  they  could  not  possibly  oppose,  nor  even 
censure  the  measures  which  were  their  own.— ^ 
.Neither  can  it  M  matter  of  wonder  that  the 
:^         :•;  E  3  people 


(    ^4    ) 

people  at  large,  though  wise  to  a  proverb,  should 
be  the  dupes  of  so  artful  a  contrivance. — They 
had  been  long  accustomed  to  regard  every  act 
of  the  executive  power  with  the  most  jealous 
apprehension,  and  to  consider  the  voice  of  their 
representatives  who  had  never  betrayed  them 
as  the  Law  and  the  Gospel. — When  they  saw, 
therefore,  the  crown  upon  this  momentous  oc- 
casion so  humbly  deferring  to  the  wisdom,  as  it 
was  called,  of  the  national  council ;  when  its 
ministers  were  entirely  behind  the  curtain,  and 
every  step  that  was  taken  was  by  the  authority 
of  their  own  servants,  they  threw  up  their  caps 
into  the  air,  and  poured  in  addresses  from  every 
part  of  the  island,  offering  their  lives  and  for- 
tunes in  support  of  the  glorious  contest;  gifts 
which  unhappily  no  opportunity  was  left  them  to 
recal,  the  personal  supporters  of  the  war  being 
knocked  on  the  head,  and  the  pockets  of  the 
rest  completely  emptied.— When  the  illusion 
was  at  length  dissolved  by  disappointment  and 
defeat,  an  universal  hue  and  cry  was  raised 
against  the  whole  system,  set  on  foot  by  its 

loudest 


(     S5     ) 

loudest  supporters;  and  the  minister  of  that 
day,  a  most  able  statesman,  though  in  that 
matter  undoubtedly  mistaken,  and  in  private 
life  one  of  the  most  agreeable  and  amiable  of 
mankind,  was  attacked  without  measure  or 
mercy. — He  manfully  stood  his  ground ;  and,  I 
am  persuaded,  with  a  clear  conscience  main- 
tained the  policy  and  justice  of  his  administra- 
tion; but  the  most  zealous  of  his  adherents 
now  seeing  the  clearest  reasons  for  condemning 
him,  though  none  whatever  existed  which  had 
not  been  as  manifest  from  the  outset,  and  many 
more  finding  it  impossible  from  business  to  be 
in  their  places  to  defend  him,  though  they  had 
nothing  at  all  to  do,  he  was  compelled  to  retire ; 
and  in  a  few  weeks  afterwards  a  man  would 
have  been  probably  mobbed  in  the  streets,  or 
perhaps  imprisoned  as  a  lunatic,  if  he  had  been 
rash  enough  to  assert  that  the  whole  nation  had 
been  otherwise  than  mad,  and  without  a  lucid 
interval  for  fourteen  years  together." 

"  And- pray,  Sir,''  I  said,  "has   this  system 
£  4  can- 


i    66    ) 

^Dfititiued,  ever  since  ?".^«  Not  exactly,'!  :..aur 
swered  Morven,  *;  but,  if  possible,  worse;  just 
as  a  dropsical  patient  fills  in  the  proportion  of 
'what  he  drinks. — The  subject  is  most  interest- 
ing and  important.: — The  English,  from  my 
father's  account,  must  be  the  wisest  of  mankind, 
and,  though  the.  inhabitants  of  another  world, 
.their  wisdom,  through  you,  may  direct  Us." 

^  "  Wisdom,'.'  I  answered,  "  in  the  pure  abstract, 
can  hardly  be  brought  to  bear  upon  human  cohr 

^  duct.— There  must  be  some  direct  experience, 
or  at  least  jsome  analogy,  to  give  it  effect.— ¥• 
Upon  this  subject  there  is  neither. — You  might 
as  well .  set  yourself  to  consider  what  the  inhar 
-bitants  of  the  moon,  which  belongs  alike  to  both 
of  as,  would  probably  think  of  your  condition ; 
jor . thbse  of .  Jupiter,  or  Saturn,  or  of  the  seven 
stars  that  form  the  Pleiades,,  if  they  are  iriha^ 
bited,  and  if  not,  you  must  be  handed  on  for 
an  opinion  to.  the  planets  which  probably  sur- 

,  round  them,  for  England  cannot  possibly  assist 
*you  inacase  which  has  no  reference  to  hei'  own 
' ,    .  govern- 


<    57    ) 

government,  nor  to  any  of  her  own  concerns ; 
but,  go  on,  I  am  delighted  with  your  discourse; 
only  remember  that  history  is  a  grave  and  mo- 
mentous subject,  and  that  wit  and  fancy  belong 
to  quite  different  departments."---!  said  thiis 
because  my  friend  was  remarkable  for  both,  and 
whether  he  was  in.  jest  or  in  earnest  it  was  not 
always  very  easy  to  know  :  but  as  I  found  him 
to  be  a  man  of  unquestionable  veracity,  I  was 
..compelled  to  assent  to  his  nari;ative,,  on,  his 
solemnly  assuring  me  that  he  had  departed. igi 
nothing  from  the  truth.  .. 

■    '.  ^;"Dni;i;l^ 
ni  taoiio'^h  to  eonoi 

f«»t^  t  :    '   ■  :   ^-i 

rori'i  io'htj(V/oq^ok!'  c 

^  IT*.;;  ^^^.  ^L^r ^0<ii6  h'S:msi\^:4  cS.  v^*  ':\^. 

CHAP- 


(    58     ) 


CHAPTER  VI. 

In  which  Morven  still  continues  his  Account  of  the  Island  tf 
Armata, 

"  This  memorable  aera  in  the  history  of  Armata 
may  perhaps  be  considered  as  almost  the  first  in 
which  her  representative  constitution  exhibited 
any  proofs  of  dangerous  imperfection. — The 
crown  (as  I  have  said)  was  rapidly  acquiring  the 
administration  of  a  great  revenue,  and  a  suffi- 
cient guard  had  not  been  placed  upon  its  in- 
fluence in  the  public  councils,  without  which  no 
forms  of  election,  however  free  and  extensive, 
can  secure  a  wise  and  prudent  administration ; 
but  the  evil  must  manifestly  be  greater  when 
the  popular  council,  erected  as  the  balance  of  a 
monarchical  state,  does  not  emanate  from  the 
people,  but  in  its  greater  part  from  the  crown 
which  is  to  be  balanced,  and  from  a  body  of 
nobles,  powerful  from  rank  and  property,  who 
are  to  be  balanced  also ;  and  who  have  besides 

a  scale 


(    S9    ) 

a  scale  properly  allotted  to  them,  iti  which  their 
great  weight  is  judiciously  deposited. — It  must 
be  obvious  to  the  meanest  capacity,  that  if  those 
very  powers  which  are  thus  to  be  balanced  ca^ 
create  or  materially  influence  the  antagonist 
power  which  is  to  controul  them,  the  consti- 
tution must  at  all  events  be  theoretically  im- 
perfect.— I  have  already  informed  you  why,  for 
a  long  period,  this  imperfection  had  not  been 
felt,  and  the  degree  of  its  operation,  when  it 
began  to  operate,  and  as  it  now  exists,  ought  to 
be  correctly  and  temperately  stated;  because, 
without  a  reverence  for  government,  whatever 
defects  may  be  discovered  in  it,  a  nation  must 
be  dissolved. 

"  You  are  not  therefore  to  imagine  that  the 
portentous  war  I  have  described  to  you  arose 
from  a  general  and  wicked  prostitution  of  high 
station  in  those  who  had  in  a  manner  the  choice 
of  the  popular  council,  nor  from  a  vile  corrupt 
sale  of  their  voices  by  those  who  had  been 
phosen,  -feeling  at  the  time  that  they  were  de- 
voting 


(    60     ) 

mting' their  country  to  disastrous  consequences 
— this!  think  has  Tiever  happened,  nor  is  hkely 
to  happen  in  Armata  :  because  her  people  are  so 
enlightened,,  her  various  classes  are  so  happily; 
blended  with  each  oth^r,  and  the  interest  in  wise 
counsels  is  so  universal,  that  a.  clear  axid  general 
conviction  of  misgove rumen t  would  then  and 
now  have  an  irresistible  effect  upon  the  publio 
CQuricib  however  constituted;  but  the  great 
evil  is  in  cases  of  doubtful  pohcy,  which  the 
worst  measures  in  their  beginnings  often  are :; 
and  he  must  be  but  little  acquainted  with  the 
human  mind,  who  does  not  know  by  what  de- 
ceptions means,  even  very  honest  and  intelligent 
men  may  be  brought  to  view  questionable  sub- 
jects in  the  light  that  best  corresponds  with 
their  interests  and  their  wishes.  ♦     - 

•  [  ^  Olx  the'  very  occasion  before  us  it  was  not 
very  difficult  to  conceal  some  facts,  and  to  over- 
state, others,  more  especially  when  the  matter 
to  be  judged  of; was  at  an  immense  distance, 
and  complicated  in  the  details  ;•  some  had  -  not 
V-  -'Z  the 


i   -61    ) 

^the  capacity,  nor  many  more  the.  application  to 

.digest  them,  and  even  supposing  the  case  to  have 

.been  fairly  stated,  the  rule  from  time  to  time  to 

be  applied  to  it  was  often  beyond  the  reach  of 

those  who  were  to  decide,  and  came  for.  theiir 

.decision  adorned  with  gifts  and  graces  to  secure 

;the   most    favourable    reception.^ — :The   public 

effect  also  of  the  decision  I  have  already  ex> 

plained  to  you. — It  was  no  longer  the  act  of  a 

power  for  ages   the   object  of  jealous   apprer 

hension,  but  of  those  who  for  ages  had  faithfully 

xontrouled  it,  and  the  judgment  of  the  people 

:jvas  surprized. 

"  The  period  of  the  delusion  you  have  also 
heard.— The  consequences  of  extreme  mis- 
,government  must  be  universally  felt,  and  the 
discontents  they  produce  arq  irresistible ;  but 
unfortunately  they  seldom  arrive  until  the  evil 
'complained  of  is  beyond  redress.  The  crown  is 
-sure  in  the  dubious  season  to  command  the  popu- 
Jar  council,  and  through  them  popular  opinion, 
juntil 'errors  become  palpable  and  destructive, 
^.:  iu-jt  when 


(     62     ) 

when  the  most  over-ruling  influence  must  give 
way.— This  is  the  real  and  the  only  defect  in 
the  constitution  of  Armata;  which,  from  ity 
wisdom  and  the  happiness  it  produces,  casts 
into  the  deepest  shade  the  most  perfect  institu- 
tions of  mankind. — All  the  separate  parts  of  it 
are  excellent  and  well  proportioned,  if  they  were 
allowed  to  stand  in  their  places,  but  govern- 
ment had  now  begun  to  be  carried  on  by  a  con- 
spiracy of  powers  which  should  balance  and 
controul  one  another."  "  How  much  then,"  I 
eagerly  said,  "  is  it  not  to  be  lamented,  that 
when  such  an  evil  was  first  discovered  it  was  not 
immediately  corrected !"  "  Your  observation," 
answered  my  friend,  "  is  far  more  important 
than  perhaps  you  are  aware  of. — To  have  then 
corrected  it,  or  even  at  many  subsequent  periods, 
could  not  in  the  nature  of  things  have  convulsed 
or  even  disturbed  the  balance  of  the  different 
orders  so  vitally  necessary  for  the  security  of 
all ;  but  by  having  suffered  the  defect  to  con- 
tinue for  a  long  season,  its  consequences  have 
also  increased,  and  have  produced  so  strong  a, 

feeling 


(    63    ) 

feeling  of  irritation,  tliat  the  most  cautious  re- 
formation becomes,  with  every  man  of  sound 
discretion,  a  matter  which  calls  for  the  most 
impartial  and  even  trembling  consideration. — 
This  observation  is  not,  however,  intended  to 
convey  an  opinion  that  a  safe  and  salutary 
amendment  is  impracticable.  A  surgeon  often 
examines  his  patient  with  a  trembling  hand, 
when  he  is  considering  whether  he  shall  attempt 
an  operation;  but  when  his  judgment  is  satisfied, 
it  trembles  no  longer. 

"  One  mighty  benefit,  a  well  timed  and  judi-> 
cious  reformation,  if  it  can  be  accomplished  with 
safety,  would  most  certainly  produce. — The 
legislature  would  be  more  an  object  of  respect 
and  affection  in  the  minds  of  the  people,  the 
highest  security  against  a  spirit  of  disaffection 
and  revolt. — It  is  infinitely  dangerous  when  bad 
men,  who  seek  to  promote  revolution  by  ex- 
posing the  defects  of  the  public  councils,  can 
plead  the  truth,  or  even  any  thing  approaching 
it,  in  their  defence. — Positive  law  may  protect 

a  strum- 


C    64     > 

a-strumpet  when  her  reputation  is  invaded,  but 
the  appeal  to  it  only  serves  to  make  her  prosti- 
tution more  notorious,    and  the  libeller,  when 
punished,  an  object  of  compassion. 
c      '    .  ... 

\  "  When  any  palpable  imperfection  exists  in  a 
government,  it  becomes  the  hotbed  of  sedition; 
^nd  it  is  the  more  impolitic  to  suffer  it  to  con- 
tinue   when  its  great    leading  principles,    like 
those  of  Armata,  are  so  perfect. — Where  a  ty- 
ranny indeed  exists,  or  any  government,  how- 
ever composed,  whose  interests  are  different  from 
these   of  the  people,   no   reformation  can    be 
hoped  for  with  their  consent,  because  they  could 
Hot  be  reformed  without  the  surrender  of  in- 
jurious powers  which  they  would  have  a  cor- 
rupt advantage  in  preserving ;  but  in  a  country 
like  this,  that  has  opened  her  arms  to  receive 
you,  where  there  is  but  one  sentiment  of  public 
spirit  and   virtue    pervading  alike    the    public 
councils  which  from    defective  forms  may  re- 
quire reformation,  and  those  who  seek  to  reform 
them,  there  can  be  no  difference  in  opinion  ex- 
-iiiUiie  ^  cept 


(     65    ) 

cept  in  the  consequences  of  any  change. — That 
part  of  the  subject  is  too  deep  for  my  decision  -4 
yet  I  find  it  difficult  to  conceive  how  a  repre- 
sentation embracing  a  larger  proportion  of  a  wise 
and  moral  people  could  have  a  greater  tendency 
to  produce  insecurity,  than  when  it  emanates 
only  from  those  whom  the  laws  have  directed 
to  be  balanced. — A  few  individuals  might* ^eek 
to  extend  their  own  powers  at  the  expense  of 
the  liberties  of  the  people,  but  the  people  them- 
selves could  surely  have  no  interest  in  usurping 
a  greater  authority  than  was  consistent  with 
the  equilibrium  of  a  constitution  which  for 
centuries  had  been  the  just  object  of  their  na- 
tional pride,  and  the  admiration  of  a  world  it 
has  enlightened. 

J" 
"  Attending  to  all  these  considerations,  have 
you  now^'  said  Morven,  "  any  difficulty  in  form- 
ing an  opinion  on  this  important  subject,  put- 
ting England  wholly  out  of  the  question  ?''         > 

*  For  the-  reasons  I  have  already  given  you,*'^ 
F  I  an- 


(    66    ) 

I  answered,  "  I  can  form  no  useful  judgment 
in  a  case  so  new  to  me ;  but  there  is  one  princi- 
ple so  clear  and  so  universal,  that  it  must  apply 
equally  to  all  subjects,  to  the  affairs  of  all 
countries,  and  even  of  all  worlds.  The  first 
step  towards  public  reformation  of  every  de- 
scription, is  a  firm  combination  against  rash  and 
violent  men. — Very  many  of  them  (perhaps  the 
bulk)  are  perfectly  well  intentioned,  but  not 
for  all  that  the  less  dangerous  to  the  cause  they 
would  support.— Some  of  them,  indeed,  one 
would  think  were  in  our  world  set  on  to  take 
the  lead  by  those  who  opposed  any  changes, 
that  wise  men  might  retire  altogether  from  the 
pursuit.  For  my  own  part,  I  would  not  only 
submit  to  the  imperfections  of  such  an  admirable 
constitution  as  you  have  described  in  Armata, 
but  would  consent  to  the  continuance  of  the 
worst  that  can  be  imagined,  rather  than  mix 
myself  with  ignorance,  thrusting  itself  before 
the  wisdom  which  should  direct  it,  or  with  per- 
sons of  desperate  fortunes,  whom  no  sound  state 
of  society  could  relieve ;  but  such  men,  I  think, 
,.  '•  could 


(    67    ) 

could  work  no  mischief,  if  rank  and  property 
stood  honestly  and  manfully  in  their  places. 

"  From  your  own  account,  however,  it  appears 
to  me,  upon  the  whole,  to  be  a  question  which 
demands  the  most  dispassionate  consideration, 
because  the  consequences  are  far  from   being 
clear. — ^The  principle  of  balance  has  been  long 
departed  from,  and  reciprocal  jealousies  between 
your  Crown  and  your  Commons  have  been  laid 
asleep. — Prerogative   (depending  wholly    upon 
influence)  has  exerted   itself  in  nothing,   and 
the  whole  executive  government  has  been,  xvith 
its   own   consent,   carried   on  in   your   popular 
council. — This  has  bestowed  upon  it  an  entirely 
new  character,  and  from  the  operation  of  other 
causes,   its  powers  have  no   actual  limitation, 
though  theory  defines  and  limits  them. — How 
far,  therefore,  under  such  circumstances,  it  might 
be  safe  entirely  to  recast  this  great  assembly, 
and  to  disturb  a  system,  which  without  any  new 
organization  has  in  a  manner  created  a  new  con- 
stitution, it  is  not  for  a  stranger  to  pronounce. 

F  2  On 


(     68     ) 

On  the  one  hand,  I  should  be  sorry  to  see  the 
powers  of  your  commons  in  the  smallest  degree 
diminished  or  struck  at;  but  on  the  other,  in 
proportion  as  they  are  transcendant,  they  should 
be,  as  far  as  can  be  made  safely  practicable^  in 
the  choice  and  under  the  controul  of  the  great 
body  of  your  people." 


%i  CHAP- 


(    ^9    ) 


CHAPTER  VII. 

In  which  Moroen  still  continues  his  Account  of  Armata,  and 
points  to  the  origin  of  a  great  Revolution.  t, 

"  No  country  but  Armata  could  have  sur- 
mounted, as  she  did,  so  disastrous  a  conflict 
as  the  Hesperian  war:  but  such  is  the  energy 
of  her  extraordinary  people,  that  after  a  short 
depression,  she  roused  herself  like  a  strong  man 
after  sleep,  and  stood  again  erect,  to  sustain  the 
shock  of  events  still  more  disastrous,  which  fol- 
lowed in  its  train. 

"  The  nearest  couptry  to  us  is  Capetia, 
a  kingdom  of  great  extent  and  population; 
but  notwithstanding  our  vicinity  and  common 
origin,  the  people  perhaps  of  no  two  planets  or 
worlds  can  be  more  completely  different,  and 
from  a  mistaken  policy  in  the  governments  of 
both  for  many  ages,  this  difference  between 
them  has  been  always  increasing,  and  ancient 

F  3  an- 


(   .70     ) 

antipathies  have  been  exasperated  and  confirmed. 
You  will  not,  therefore,  be  surprized,  that  when 
Capetia  saw  this  domestic  quarrel  she  should 
seize  the  opportunity  of  turning  it  to  her  own 
advantage. — In  the  cause  of  it  she  could  take 
no  other  interest  than  mischief,  as  the  colonies 
of  Armata  were  contending  for  their  hberties ; 
whereas  the  Capetians  had  been  for  ages  the  de- 
voted subjects  of  a  monarchy  nearly  despotic, 
and  seemed  to  glory  in  their  degradation. — The 
apologists  of  Capetia  have  said  that  her  king  was 
advised  to  assist  the  revolted  subjects  of  Armata 
at  a  distance,  to  turn  the  thoughts  of  his  people 
from  disturbing  their  own  government  at  home : 
but  be  that  as  it  may,  a  large  army  was  sent  by 
him  beyond  the  seas,  was  encamped  with  the 
insurgents,  and  fought  side  by  side  with  them 
in  Hesperia — became  enthusiasts  in  their  cause, 
and  was  schooled  for  the  first  time  in  the  princi- 
ples of  a  free  government,  to  which  the  Capetian 
people  had  before  been  strangers. — To  maintain 
this  auxiliary  army,  and  to  support  the  war 
which  was  of  course  declared  against  her  for 

this 


.    .      (    71     ) 

this  perfidious  alliance,  the  treasures  which  had 
been  set  aside  for  the  extinguishment  of  her 
pubHc  debt  were  devoted  to  the  prosecution  of 
this  expensive  contest;  and  on  its  successful 
termination,  the  Capetian  soldiers,  after  having 
been  sharers  in  the  triumphs  of  freedom,  were 
recalled  by  their  self-devoted  country  into  her 
own  bosom — she  found  a  nest  of  serpents — Her 
finances  were  exhausted  by  her  profligate  ex- 
ertions, her  people  were  discontented,  and  the 
ordinary  machinery  of  her  government  being 
unequal  to  the  supply  of  the  deficiencies  in  her 
revenue,  she  was  driven  in  a  most  inauspicious 
moment  to  resort  to  an  ancient  constitution, 
which  had  been  long  trampled  upon  and  set 
aside,  but  she  had  neither  the  skill  to  wield  a 
weapon,  the  use  of  which  had  been  long  for- 
gotten, nor  the  honesty  to  stand  fairly  by  the 
popular  assembly,  whose  assistance  she  had  in- 
voked.— It  is  not  for  me  to  become  the  historian 
of  Capetia,  above  all  to  an  inhabitant  of  another 
world,  who  can  take  no  interest  in  her  affairs ; 
It  is  enough  to  say,  that  her  government  fell  to 

F  4  the 


(     72     ) 

the  ground,  and  was  dissolved  in  blood — that 
her  monarch  was  cut  off — her  ancient  magis- 
tracies annihilated,  and  the  persons  of  her  magis- 
trates destroyed  or  exiled ;  whilst  the  great  mass 
of  her  people,  who  in  no  country  are  ever  indig- 
nant but  when  they  have  suffered  indignities, 
deprived  of  the  support  of  their  departed  govern- 
ment, defective  as  it  was,  and  too  unskilful  and 
distracted  to  proceed  with  wisdom  or  justice 
in  the  organization  of  a  new  one,  became  at 
once  the  perpetrators  and  the  victims  of  crimes 
too  horrible  for  the  ear. 

"  It  is  but  justice,  however,  to  this  unhappy 
people  to  remark,  that  their  history  had  been 
widely  different  from  ours.^ — In  the  remoter  ages, 
when  nations  were  the  property  of  kings,  and  the 
people  were  like  the  cattle  upon  the  soil,  inferior 
sovereignties  had  from  time  to  time  fallen  in  by 
inheritance,  or  had  been  annexed  by  conquest, 
until  the  sceptre  extended  over  an  immense  and 
various  population,  with  customs  as  numerous 
^nd  as  different  as  their  origins;  without  any 

-  common 


(    73    ) 

common  bond  of  union,  and  with  minds  en- 
thralled by  priestcraft,  or  subdued  by  despotism; 
to  suffer  without  a  murmur,  and  even  to  glory 
in  the  fetters  which  bound  them. — On  this  base 
condition,  no  light  had  been  let  in,  as  in  Armata, 
by  an  early  commerce  encircling  a  world ;  by 
the  influences  of  a  purer  religion,  bursting  from 
the  chains  of  superstition,  nor  by  the  combi- 
nation, as  with  us,  of  all  classes  of  the  people, 
with  the  §ame  interest  to  resist  injustice  when  it 
pressed  equally  upon  the  whole  : — but  by  an  uni- 
versal law  of  nature,  all  violent  inequalities 
have  their  periods. — The  air  under  its  rough 
dominion  is  brought  to  its  equipoise  by  tempests, 
and  civil  life  by  revolutions. — As  Capetia  grew 
in  power  and  greatness,  these  inequalities  be- 
came more  odious;  the  simplicity  of  her  ancient 
government,  which  I  before  described  to  you, 
as  the  general  system  of  the  robuster  nations, 
had  lost  its  character  of  freedom,  and  had  given 
way  to  a  dominion  in  which  the  people  had  no 
share,  whilst  the  nobles  and  great  landholders, 
instead  of  standing  in  their  places,  as  in  Armata, 

became 


(    74    ) 

became  the  obsequious  satellites  of  the  throne, 
whilst  the  clergy,  who  depended  upon  both,  in- 
culcated submission. — Yet  still,  whilst  the  mul- 
titude felt  no  extreme  changes  in  their  condition, 
such  a  government  could  suffer  no  change ;  but 
when,  from  the  causes  I  have  brought  before 
you,  the  defects  of  this  system  began  to  be 
grievously  and  universally  felt,  then  was  the 
time  for  the  few  to  have  been  wise,  and  not  to 
have  waited  for  an  infuriated  multitude  to  break 
in  upon  them. — The  impending  ruin  was  so  long 
visible  before  it  came  to  its  fatal  crisis,  that 
many  wrongs  and  sufferings  may  be  said  to  have 
been  almost  chargeable  upon  the  victims.  Such 
scenes  of  horror,  though  cast  in  my  infancy  into 
this  new  scene  of  existence,  thanks  to  the  Al- 
mighty!  can  never  reach  me  here, — We  have 
our  faults  and  our  follies,  and  we  seem  now  and 
then  so  enflamed  against  one  another,  as  if  some 
mighty  contest  were  approaching,  but  such 
sudden  heats  have  no  more  power  to  subvert 
our  constitution,  than  a  common  pimple  upon 
the  skin  to  destroy  the  body. — Our  rights,  our 

pro- 


(     75     ) 

properties,  and  our  securities,  are  so  bound  up 
and  interwoven,  that  from  the  prince  upon  the 
throne  to  the  beggar  in  the  streets  with  his 
tattered  hat  held  out  to  you,  we  are  as  it  were 
but  ONE  BEING,  and  nothing  but  universal  death 
can  dissolve  us. 

"  In  reverting  to  the  undone  Capetia,  I  wish 
I  could  throw  a  veil  over  this  afflicting  period. — 
In  following  my  rapid  abridgment  you  must  be 
aware  that,  such  a  tremendous  accumulation 
of  horrors  could  not  be  condensed  into  a  day. — 
They  began  in  the  delirium  of  popular  fury, 
which  could  no  more  be  calmed  or  resisted  by 
the  higher  orders  amongst  themselves,  nor  by 
foreign  assistance,  than  the  desolations  of  an 
earthquake  can  by  any  human  means  be  avert- 
ed; but  when  the  victims  of  the  distracted 
insurrections  had  been  dispersed,  and  when 
arranged  under  more  civilized  and  reflecting 
leaders,  they  began  to  contemplate  the  preserva- 
tion of  their  monarchy ;  then  was  the  moment 
for  Armata  to  have  stood  forward — then  perhaps 

sh« 


■(    76    ) 

she  might  have  put  aside  the  calamities  which 

followed,  the  consequences  of  which  are  not  yet 

yet  wound   up,    nor  within   the  reach  of  the 

wisest  to  foreknow, 
f. 

"  The  Capetian  people,  except  in  the  frantic 
moments  of  this  sanguinary  crisis,  were  noto- 
riously devoted  to  a  monarchical  government; 
and  even  in  the  whirlwind  of  revolution  could 
never  have  been  driven  from  it,  if  proper  means 
had  been  taken  to  prevent  it. — Their  earliest 
leaders  professed  openly  and  with  an  undisturb- 
ed support  from  a  national  council,  to  preserve 
the  kingly  government  in  the  person  of  their 
King,  under  a  balanced  constitution,  and  when 
the  storm  was  gathering  at  a  distance  to  over- 
power it,  the  supplication  which  in  his  name 
tliey  addressed  to  the  Sovereign  of  Armata  will 
be  considered  hereafter  as  the  most  afflicting 
and  affecting  document  which  history  can  ever 
have  to  record. — That  unhappy  prince  only 
asked  the  commanding  influence  of  this  great 
country  with  alarmed  and  confederating  govern- 
ments. 


» 


(    77    ) 

ments. — He  complained  of  the  hostile  armies- 
which    were    surrounding   his   territories,  and 
painted  with  but  too  prophetic  a  pencil  the  cala-; 
mities  impending  over  the  nations   that  were 
assembling  them;  yet  asked  nothing  for  himself 
or  for  his  people,  than  as  they  themselves  should 
preserve  peace,  and  respect  the  independence  of 
all  other  nations,     I  will  translate  for  you  here-. 
after  into  the  English   language  the  whole  of 
this  pathetic  supplication,  with  the  answer  to  it,, 
which   I  shall  at  present   only  abridge. — You. 
ought  to  carry  them  into  your  own  world,  if, 
you  shall  ever  return  to  it,  as  the  greatest  curio-, 
sity  that  can  be  furnished  by  our's,  or  perhaps, 
amongst  all  those  that  are  now  twinkling  over 
our  heads,  even  if  they  were  to  raise  one  by  way: 
of  subscription  through  infinite  space. — Perhaps 
the  most  curious  part  of  the  latter  composition 
is,  that  the  ink  was  not  frozen  in  writing  it. — , 
It  was  a  grand  effort  for  an   able   statesman 
capable   of  saying  every  thing,  to  succeed  so 
perfectly    in    saying    nothing,    and   with    the 
.  .  , .  ^  .  strongest 


(    78    ) 

strongest  and  most  animated  feelings  of  his 
own,  to  become  the  torpedo  of  the  Armatian 
cabinet. 

"  That  you  may  fully  understand  this  answer, 
I  ought  to  premise  that  it  was  not  even  alleged 
in  it,  that  the  suppliant  monarch  had  forfeited 
his  claim  to  the  compassion  or  favour  of  Armata, 
as  he  was  covered  all  over  with  assurances  of 
the  warmest  friendship ;  yet  his  Majesty's  con- 
currence in  the  preservation  or  re-establishment 
of  peace  with  the  powers  in  question,  was  pro- 
mised only  through  means  compatible  with  his 
dignity,  and  with  the  principles  which  governed 
his  conduct ;  and  that  the  same  reasons  which 
had  induced  him  to  take  no  part  in  the  internal 
affairs  of  Capetia,  ought  equally  to  induce 
him  to  respect  the  rights  and  independence  of 
other  sovereigns,  especially  those  who  were  in 
friendship  with  himself.  The  mediation  was 
thus  declined  with  another  concluding  reason  : 
— because  the  war  being  now  begun,  the  inter- 
vention 


i    79    ) 

vention  of  the  King's  good  offices  could  he  of  if 
use,  unless  they  were  desired  by  all  parties  in- 
terested, 

"  Now,  bringing  down  this  proceeding  from 
the  high  forms  of  diplomacy,  what  was  it? 

"  The  surrounding  sovereigns,  and  even  those 
remotely  distant,  were  preparing  to  invade  Ca- 
petia,  then  grievously  and  dangerously  con- 
vulsed; but  making  an  effort  through  her  still- 
existing    sovereign    to    tranquillize    herself  by 

■Al 

entering  into  solemn  engagements,  for  the  tran- 
quillity of  other  nations,  and  Armata  was  fixed 
upon  as  the  most  powerful  amongst  them  all, 
to  take  the  lead  in  this  sublime  object  of  morals 
and  policy  when  a  storm  was  gathering  which 
threatened  almost  to  deluge  our  world  with 
blood. 

"  It  may  be  admitted  that  there  might  never- 
theless have  been  reasons  for  Armata,  though 
thus  invoked,   to   pause  upon   the   proposition 

made 


(     80     ) 

made  to  her. — She  was  not  bound  to  be  con- 
tented with  general  professions,  but  might  have 
claimed  the  character  of  arbitrator  upon  her  own 
terms,  and  have  demanded  prehminary  securities 
for  the  performance  of  her  award;  and  if  she 
found  that  notwithstanding  the  dispositions  of 
the  sovereign  who  addressed  her,  his  subjects 
were  incapable  of  performing  any  engagements 
he  might  stipulate,  that  reason,  after  due  inves- 
tigation, might  have  been  acted  upon,  and  even 
publicly  assigned  for  declining  the  mediation ; 
or  supposing  them  to  have  been  capable  q|* acting 
as  a  nation,  yet,  if  there  were  doubts  of  their 
performing  their  parts  with  sincerity,  Armata, 
as  the  sovereign  umpire,  might  have  proposed 
to  add  her  mighty  strength  to  that  of  confede- 
rating monarchs  upon  any  breach  of  the  con- 
ditions she. might  propose.  But  instead  of  this, 
or  any  part  of  it,  or  the  profession  of  any  one 
principle  which  ever  entered  a  negociation  for 
peace,  this  wretched  prince,  whose  life  then 
hung  by  a  thread,  but  which  might  have  been 
strengthened  into  a  cable  if  the  mediation  had 

been 


'(     81     ) 

been  accepted,  wks  Jirsi  told  (as  you  have  heard) 
that  the  King  of  Armata  could  only  concur  in 
maintaining  the  peace  of  nations  bi/  such  means 
as  were  compatible  with  his  dignity,  Avithout 
even  a  hint  of  how  his  dignity  could  be  lowered 
by  becoming  blessed  as  a  peace-maker ; 'and, 
secondly,  that  he  could  only  act  according  to  the 
principles  xvhich  governed  his  conduct;  without 
saying  a  syllable  of  what  those  principles  were, 
or  HOW,  without  his  changing  them,  the  supplicant 
might  bring  himself  within  them,      •    -  <  :     <-  * 

^<  ■.■■J ..  (|  Hi;  /jl  IrXild 

"  The  King  of  Armata  Avas'th'en  further  ad- 
vised to  say,  that  not  having  interfered  with  the 
internal  affairs  of  Capetia,  the  same  sentiments 
ought  to  induce  him  to  respect  the  rights  and 
independence  of  other'  princes  ;  as  if  it  ever  had 
been  heard  of  as  an  invasion  of  the  rights  of 
man  or  nation,  to  propose  (if  they  themselves 
should  see  no  objection)  to  become  an  arbitrator 
to  avert  desolation  and  bloodshed. 

"  The  conclusion   was  in  the  happiest  har- 
r  G  mony 


(     82    )        ^ 

tiiony  with  the  introductory  parts  ;  his  Majesty 
beiog  advised  to  finish  by  declaring,  '  tfuxt  the 

f  W4.R  BEING  THEN  BEGUN,  kis  gOOd  offices  COUld 

^h^qfno  use  unless  they  should  be  desired  by  all 
^  parties  interested'  Now  according  to  this  doc-* 
trine,  it  must  be  take^  to  be  always  too  late  tQ 
mediate  after  a  quarrel  has  begun,  which  I  had 
always  before  considered  to  be  the  *very  caus^,  in^ 
all  concerns,  both  public  and  private,  for  pro- 
posing a  mediation ;  and  if>  according  to  this? 
answer,  mediation  can  be  of  no  use  unless  de- 
sired by  all  parties,  then  not  only  no  mediation 
could  ever  be  useful,  but  few  if  any  could  pos- 
sibly exist,  because  the  desire  of  settling  differ- 
ences between  contending  parties,  can  rarely  be. 
to  a  moment  simultaneous ;  and  all  that  was 
asked  of  Armata  was  only  that  she  should  be  the 
first  proposer  of  this  pacific  umpirage,  and  that, 
she  should  strengthen  her  proposal  by  the  justly 
commanding  influ^ce  of  her  wise  and  Hberal 
counsels.  \      ;. 

"If  indeed  she  had  accepted   this  god-like 

office, 


{     'S3     ) 

6ffice,  and  its  usefulness  had  been  disappointed 
by  the  obstinacy  of  other  nations,  the  concluding 
sentence  would  then  have  been  correct,^  but 
\i^ithout  even  sounding  the  inclination  of  other 
princes  on  the  subject,  it  is  without  parallel  in 
the  annals  of  nations,  in  the  records  of  the  courts 
of  justice,  or  in  the  transactions  of  individual 
men.— -The  truth  is,  that  it  was  the  answer  of  a 
government  which  had  determined  to  do  nothings 
aild  to  give  no  reasons. — There  was,  at  that 
TniE,  rn  my  opinion,  a  conspiracy  of  kings 
against  this  unhappy  nation,  because,  though 
xvithout  knowing  how  to  accomplish  it,  she  had 
determined  to  become  free  without  asking  their 
consent. — When  you  hear  this  from  my  lips  it 
deserves  some  credit^  becaiisei  I  am  no  friend  to 
republics,  and  would  shed  the  last  drop  of  my 
blood  for  a  monarchy  like  our  own. — But,  be  it 
remembered,  as  I  have  before  related,  that  it 
was  re-established  by  our  own  people  when  its 
ttue  principles  had  beep  overborne. 


^r'ry* 


ViC 


Wishing  however  to  do  all  justice  to  others 
G  2  whilst 


(     84     > 

whilst  I  maintain  firmly  my  own  opinions,  I 
admit  that  this  was  the  answer  of  a  most  able 
statesman,  of  cool  reflecting  habits,  not  less  re- 
markable for  enlightened  opinions  than  for  elo- 
quence in  their  support,  and  I  verily  believe 
incapable  of  betraying  the  honour  or  interests  of 
his  country. — Were  he  now  to  hear  what  I  am 
saying  to  you,  he  would,  I  am  sure,  give  me 
credit  for  equal  integrity,  but  from  having  long 
considered  the  subject  in  an  opposite  point  of 
view,  would  wonder  as  much  at  my  delusion 
as  I  have  always  wondered  at  his. — I  must  add, 
however,  that  he  was  not  the  minister,  though 
he  held  the  official  pen,  and  I  have  never  been 
able  to  persuade  myself  that  it  could  have  been 
^  .feather  from  his  own  wing. 

"  At  this  critical  period,  when  mediation  was 
thus  rejected — critical  even  to  a  moment  of 
time — if  Armata  had  raised  her  voice  amongst 
the  nation3,  and  had  invited  them  to  concur  in 
the  support  of  the  paity  (no  matter  what  else 
belonged  to  it)  which  then  supported  the  throne, 
-  or 


(     85     ) 

or  at  all  events  to  take  no  concern  in  the  in- 
ternal government  of  that  country  whilst  their 
own  territories  were  not  invaded,  she  might 
have  given  to  that  distracted  people  a  free  con- 
stitution, have  put  down  for  ever  the  prejudices 
which  had  so  long  been  the  sources  of  perpetual 
warfare,  and  raised  perhaps  an  immortal  monu- 
ment of  universal  freedom.  ■"■/!:   I 

"  In  the  history  however  of  this  momentous 
crisis,  and  to  support  this  opinion,  the  utmost 
precision  as  to  time  is  necessary,  because  many 
still  deny  that  there  ever  existed  any  confede- 
racy of  hostile  nations  antecedent  to  hostili- 
ties against  themselves ;  but  to  dispose  of  this 
assertion  it  may  be  accepted  as  truth,  and  the 
argument  will  then  stand  thus: — With  the 
powers  then  confederated,  or  confederating, 
or  that  only  afterwards  in  their  own  defence 
did  confederate^  the  mediation  of  Armata,  if 
not  imperative  and  conclusive,  would  have 
had  a  most  healing  and  conciliating  effect. — 
At   that  period  no  invasion  of  other  nations 

«  3  had 


(     86    ) 

had  taken  place,  since  even  the  paper  war 
of  her  frantic  democracy  had  ccc^sed,  and  its 
offensive  character  had  been  disavowed. — The 
long  succession  of  unprincipled,  ferocious  fac- 
tions, which  followed  the  rejected  mediation, 
has  always  been  resorted  to  as  proof  that 
there  wa3  no  safety  but  in  the  hostile  system 
which  was  adopted ;  but  they  who  hold  out 
those  insecurities  at  a  later  period  than  the  one 
I  have  pointed  out,  should  at  least  be  prepared 
to  shew  the  danger  which  the  earlier  mediation 
might  have  produced. — It  would  be  no  argu- 
ment in  favour  of  a  physician  who  was  skilfully 
coercing  a  maniac,  and  reducing  his  dangerous 
strength,  if  it  could  be  shewn,  that  by  a  dif- 
ferent treatment  in  the  beginning,  his  fever 
might  probably  have  been  subdued,  and  his 
reason  completel}^  restored. — It  would  surely 
at  least  lie  upon  him  to  shew  that  he  had  made 
some  trial  of  his  art  on  thejirst  symptoms  of  the 
disease, 

"  My  confidence  in  this  opinion  is  the.  piore 
hm\  (;  >  unshaken 


(     87    ) 

unshaken  from  the  recollection  that  I  held  it  at 
the  very  time,  in  common  with  a  man  whom  td 
have  known  as  I  did  would  have  repaid  all 
the  toils  and  perils  you  have  undergone. — I 
look  upon  you,  indeed,  as  a  benighted  traveller, 
to  have  been  cast  upon  our  shores  after  this 
great  light  was  set. — Never  was  a  being  gifted 
with  an  understanding  so  perfect,  nor  aided  by 
a  perception  which  suffered  nothing  to  escape 
from  its  dominion. — He  was  never  known  to 
omit  any  thing  which  in  the  slightest  degree 
could  affect  the  matter  to  be  considered,  nor  to 
confound  things  at  all  distinguishable,  however 
apparently  the  same,  and  his  conclusions  were 
always  so  luminous  and  convincing,  that  yoti 
might  as  firmly  depend  upon  them  as  when  sub* 
stances  in  nature  lie  before  you  in  the  palpable 
forriis  assigned  to  them  from  the  foundation  of 
the  world. — Such  were  his  qualifications  for  th6 
office  of  a  statesman :  and  his  profound  know- 
ledge, always  under  the  guidance  of  the  sublime 
simplicity  of  his  heart,  softening  without  un- 
nerving the  giant  strength  of  his  intellect,  gav6 
G  4  a  cha- 


(     88    ) 

a  character  to  his  eloquence  which  I  shall  not 
attempt  to  describe,  knowing  nothing  by  which 
it  may  be  compared. 

"Had  the  counsels  of  this  great  man  been 
accepted,  much  more  if  lie  himself  had  been  to 
carry  them  into  execution  with  his  eminent 
companions,  I  must  ever  think  that  the  peace  of 
our  world  might  have  been  preserved. — I  have 
not  forgotten  that  great  numbers  of  ^  wise  and 
independent  men  ^^e/2  held  and  w4th  equal  firm- 
ness persevere  in  the  contrary  opinion;  but  their 
grand  reason  in  support  of  it  was  never  support- 
ed by  the  fact. — Their  whole  argument  resting 
upon  the  danger  to  our  monarchical  constitution 
from  j^epublica?i  infection;  but  if  the  course  I 
have  insisted  on  had  been  adopted,  the  Capetian 
monarchy  might  mo^t  probably  have  been  pre- 
served, and  there  would  have  been  then  no  re- 
public to  infect  us  r 

My  blood  now  rising  in  every  vein,  I  could 

not  help  exclaiming,  "  Oh,  that  England  had 

,,  .  ..  been 


(    89    ) 

been  Arm  at  a — how  differently  would  She  have 
acted! — As  nothing  ought  to  have  detached 
you  from  the  forms  and  principles  of  yoiir  own 
government,  it  might  have  been  incumbent  at 
that  period  to  watch  over  them  with  extraordi- 
nary caution ;  but  self  preservation,  though  it 
vindicates  our  securing  our  dwellings  by  any 
means  from  an  approaching  conflagration,  can 
never  justify  the  refusal  of  personal  assistance 
to  snatch  the  sufferers  from  the  flames. — As  to 
repubiicafi  infection^  even  if  Capet ia  had  then 
been  a  republic,  you,  surely,  must  be  infected 
yourself  with  some  strange  delusion  to  apply  it 
to  such  a  subjects — ^The  nations  preparing  to  in- 
vade her  whose  governments  had  never  been 
reformed,  might,  according  to  your  new  phra- 
seology, have  dreaded  such  a  contagion ;  but 
after  what  you  yourself  have  within  a  moment 
related  of  Ar  mat  a,  what  had  she  to  fear  from  it? 
— nothing  below  is  perfect — her  almost  divine 
institutions  might  have  been  thought  capable 
of  still  higher  improvements,  but  there  was  no 
food  within  her  land  for  RtwoLVTiON. — ^Thus 
\hvi  when 


(    90    ) 

when  our  world  is  visited  by  one  of  its  most 
malignant  and  contagious  maladies  it  is  alarni-^ 
ing  only  to  those  who  have  Jiever  had  it, — It  is 
a  disease  only  attracted  by  some  morbid  matter 
in  almost  every  human  body;  but  which,  when 
once  dispersed  by  the  fever  it  excites,  can  never 
be  excited  again. — Wisdom  therefore  with  us 
has  disappointed  its  tremendous  ravages,  by 
raising  this  fever  herself;  chusing  her  own 
mode  and  her  own  time  for  doing  it ;  safely  and 
mildly  reforming  the  constitution  which  had 
formerly  perished  by  a  revolution,  in  all  the 
springs  of  life. — I  cannot  dismiss  this  metaphor 
(it  is  indeed  too  close  to  the  subject  to  be  called 
one)  without  applying  it  to  Capetia  also. — She^ 
no  doubt,  caught  the  infection,  as  you  are 
pleased  to  call  it,  from  her  contact  with  Hespe- 
ria,  but  she  was  in  a  condition  only  to  receive 
it  with  confluent  inflammation. — Her  state  was 
so  foul  that  its  foulness  could  not  be  extracted 
without  such  a  shock,  as  in  the  natural  body 
would  have  been  death  ;  but  if  her  history  had 
been  like  that  of  Armata,  as  you  yourself  have 
hni  it  told 


(    5,1    ) 

told  it— if  all  th^  classes  of  her  people  had 
been,  like  your's,  harmoniously  blended,  and  she 
had  been  purified  as  you  progressively  became 
purer,  she  could  no  more  have  expired  in  the 
convulsions  you  arc  describing  than  a  patient 
>vho  with  us  has  been  vaccinated  can  be  stretch- 
ed out  by  it  a  loathsome  carcass  covered  with 
putrid  blotches,  spreading  pestilence  and  terror 
till  the  earth  swallows  him  up. — Go  on,  then, 
to  explain  the  mystery  of  this  conduct. — You 
had  been  placed  by  Providence,  as  you  set  out 
by  telling  me,  as  its  instrument  and  agent  in 
your  world,  and  it  appears  to  me  that  you  slept 
upon  your  post  when  you  ought  to  have  been 
most  upon  the  alert  in  the  fulfilment  of  your 
duty."  "  I  feel  the  force  of  all  you  say,"  an- 
swered Morven,  "  but  I  hasten  to  pass  by  this 
painful  subject. — Individual  opinions  ought  to 
be  held  as  nothing  against  public  counsels, 
though  it  is  our  best  privilege  to  express  them, 
and  I  should  not  have  insisted  upon  them  at  so 
remote  a  period,  but  that  they  usefully  con- 
nect themselves  with  the  events  which  will 
^*l?vt4:>  soon 


(    92    ) 

i50on  conclude  my  narrative,  in  disclosing  to 
you  our  present  condition." 

■J  - 

'^'  "  That  might  be  a  good  reason,"  I  said,  "  for 
Jeserve,  if  you  were  publishing  a  history,  but 
none  for  baulking  the  curiosity  you  have  set  on 
fire  to  find  the  clue  to  so  extraordinary  a  state 
of  things." — "  I  can  give  it  you  then,"  replied 
Morven,  "  very  shortly;"  and  he  then  pro- 
ceeded as  the  reader  will  find  in  the  following 
chapter. 

ii 

1; 


no- -J 


CHAP- 


(    93    ) 


CHAPTER  VIII. 

In  which  Monen  points  out  to  the  Author  some  additional  Causes 
of  the  Jiexolutionary  War  with  Capetia. 

**  Materials  for  the  annals  of  nations  are  diffi- 
cult to  be  obtained ;  they  are  often  secret,  and 
are  fugitive  even  when  they  can  be  traced. 
Histories,  therefore,  when  written  at  distant 
periods,  e^vcept  when  they  are  built  upon  contem- 
porary  information,  judiciously  selected  by  eminent 
men  of  letters,*  cannot  but  be  erroneous. — This 
very  period,  involving  the  interests  of  ahnost  all 
nations,  most'  strikingly  illustrates  this  truth. — 
It  depended  upon  the  combination  of  so  many 
circumstances,  that,  without  being  a  predesti- 
narian,  I  am  almost  puz;5le(l  otherwise  to  ac- 
count for  them.  ]) 

"  The  astonishing  events  which  are  soon  to 
close  my  narrative,  could  not,  upon  any  human 

■  <# 

*  The  Author  confidently  anticipates  such  a  valuable  and 
enlightened  History  of  England,  from^ij^J^jg^ipes  Mackintosh. 

N  caU 


(    94^    ) 

calculation,  (at  least  in  my  opinion^)  have  hap- 
pened as  they  did,  without  the  commanding 
talents  of  an  extraordinary  young  man,  who 
yet  might  not  have  flourished  at  so  early  an 
age,  but  from  being  the  son  of  another ^ma.n 
who  had  justly  acquired  a  great  reputation  in 
our  country  by  superior  eloquence,  always  ex- 
erted in  the  cause  of  freedom ;  nor  could  his 
descendant,  eloquent  as  he  was,  have  risen  to  so 
premature  an  eminence  but  by  treading  in  his 
father's  steps,  pleading  the  cause  of  public 
reformation,  which  at  that  time  was  highly  po- 
pular, and  of  which  he  too  took  the  lead  in  his 
very  earliest  youth :  neither  could  even  this 
illustrious  course  have  produced  the  events 
which  followed,  but  on  the  contrary  might 
have  averted  them,  if  he  had  not  turned  short 
round  on  a  sudden,  and  not  only  renounced  his 
former  opinions,  but  sounded  the  alarm  when 
others  persevered  in  the  sentiments  they  had 
imbibed  from  his  own  lips. — But  history  is  a 
libel  when  it  departs  in  any  thing  from  the 
truth.— It  must  be  admitted  that  the  influence 
of  the  Capetian  revolution  had  given  an  in- 
'^i.'  flamed 


i    95     ) 

flamed  and  dangerous  character  to  the  proceed- 
ings of  many  who  had  mixed  themselves  with 
this  cause,  demanding  the  most  prompt  vigi- 
lance of  our  government,  and  the  firmest  ex- 
ecution of  the  laws  ;  but  perhaps  no  man  exist- 
ing was  therefore  so  well  qualified  as  himself 
to  have  changed  those  turbulent  excesses, 
and  turned  them,  upon  his  own  principles, 
into  a  safer  course ;  a  duty  which,  without 
assorting  himself  urifitly,  he  had  the  happiest 
opportunity  of  fulfilling,  through  an  association 
of  his  own  equals  in  rank  and  eminence,  who 
were  then  discountenancing  by  their  influence 
and  example  every  departure  from  the  sound 
opinions  and  declarations  recently  published  by 
himself  in  his  own  narne^  and  widely  circulated 
amongst  the  i>eople:.  yet  the  birth  of  this  very 
association,  (as  far  at  least  as  times  coincide,^) 
was  made  the  signal  of  universal  alarm,  and 
a  proclamation  by  his  authority  almost  in- 
stantly followed,  which  being  the  obvious  fore- 
runner of  war,  put  wholly  out  of  the  question 
that  politic  and  liumane  consideration  for  the 

suf- 


(    96    ) 

suffering  people  of  Capetia,  which  I  shall  die  in 
the  opinion  of  having  been  at  the  period  before 
related  the  interest  and  the  duty  of  the  whole 
civilized  world. 

"I  take  no  delight  in  these  observations.- — 
Posthumous  reputation  is  often  held  toohghtly. 
—We  consider  that  the  dead  can  gain  nothing 
by  our  applauses,  nor  suffer  from  our  censures  : 
but  supposing  a  man  whilst  living  to  have  stood 
alone  like  a  rock  in  the  ocean,  without  children 
or  kindred  to  represent  him,  I  should  still 
remember  that  this  life  was  but  a  portion  of  an 
immortal  existence,  and  fame  being  the  highest 
inheritance,  I  should  feel  like  a  felon  if  I 
robbed  him  of  what  I  believed  to  be  his  own.— • 
I  knew,  then,  this  great  minister  in  his  youth, 
and  foresaw  his  future  destination. — His  under- 
standing was  vigorous  and  comprehensive— -his 
reasoning  clear  and  energetic — his  eloquence 
powerful  and  commanding— and  as  he  was  sup- 
ported throughout  his  eventful  career  by  im- 
mense numbers  of  disinterested  and  independent 

men, 


(     97     ) 

men,  it  would  be  unjust  not  to  believe  that  he 
was  himself  disinterested  and  independent.-— 
His  memory  after  death  received  this  tribute 
from  many  illustrious  persons  who  had  differed 
from  him  in  opinion,  and  it  is  not  only  held  by 
his  friends  and  adherents  in  affectionate  re- 
membrance,  but  in  reverence  as  the  saviour  of 
his  country. — Having  from  a  sense  of  justice 
recorded  this  last  testimony  of  an  exalted 
reputation,  I  hold  it  to  be  a  solemn  duty  to 
question  and  deny  it,  being  convinced  that  if 
we  reoerey  or  even  abide  by  the  system  which 
characterized  his  administration  as  having^br- 
merl^  saved  his  country,  we  shall  not  save  it 

NOW. 

ooiq  Qi  iOJale  ^Ti  ((|  o^'\(t 

i/fjBut 'to  resume  my  history. — The  circum- 
stances which  attended  this  ill-fated  period 
are  not  yet  summed  up. — When  the  war  with 
Hesperia  was  approaching,  a  warning  voice,  as 
it  were  out  of  Heaven  itself,  from  its  wisdom 
and  eloquence,  though  drowned  by  the  clamours 
of  ignorance  and  folly  in  the  mitset,  yet  in 
r.  //  H  :.        the 


(     98     ) 

the  end  alarmed  the  people  into  a  sense  of 
the  jruin  they  were  rushing  on;  bat,  alas!  this 
very  voice,  which  had  breathed  so  happily  the 
gentle  accents  of  peace,  was  now  heard  louder 
than  the  trumpet  of  war,  to  collect  our  world  to 
battle  y  spreading  throughout  the  land  an  uni- 
versal panic,  until  the  public  councils  com- 
plained of  sedition,  but  the  Jorum  of  the  com^ 
plaint  only  inflamed  it. — Instead  of  leaving  it 
to  the  sovereign,  in  the  ordinary  course  of  law, 
to  bring  the  suspected  to  trial,  the  evidence  was. 
collected  by  the  great  public  councils ;  was  eXf 
alted  into  treason  of  the  highest  order,  and 
published  by  their  command. — It  was  no  doubt 
within  their  jurisdiction,  and  was  their  highest 
duty  to  protect  the  state ;  to  proclaim  a  con- 
spiracy if  they  believed  it  existed,  and  to  direct 
prosecutions  against  the  offenders;  but  it  was; 
repugnant  to  the  very  elements  af  the  Armatian 
constitution,  to  involve  individuals  in  the  accu- 
sations, and  to  circulate  amongst  the  people  the 
accusing  testimonies  stamped  with  their  supreme, 
authority,  when  inferior  tribunals  were  after- 
orlj  u  '  wards 


(    99    )^ 

wards  to  judge  them. — In  any  other  nation  the 
consequences  to  the  accused  must  have  been 
fatal:  but  there  is  a  talisman  in  Armata  which, 
whilst  it  is  preserved  inviolate,  will  make  her 
immortal,— HER  COURTS  OF  JUSTICE 
SPOKE  ALOUD  TO  HER  PARLIAMENT: 
—THUS  FAR  SHALT  THOU  GO,  AND 
NO  FARTHER. 

"  In  returning  to,  or  rather  beginning  an 
account  of  this  extraordinary  composition,  whose 
author  was  only  in  metaphor  brought  before 
you,  your  surprize  at  its  warlike  stimulus  will 
be  increased,  because  I  could  have  subscribed 
almost  to  the  whole  of  it  except  in  its  remotest 

APPLICATION. 

«  He  set  out  by  truly  and  perhaps  seasonably 
observing,  *  that  men  were  not  the  insects  of  a 
summer,  but  beings  of  a  superior  order,  the  heirs 
of  immortality — that  they  should  therefore  look 
upwards  with  pious  reverence  to  their  fathers, 
apd  downwards  with  anxious  care  to  their  pos- 
H  2  terity — 


(     100     ) 

terity — that  when    they  had  accomplished  a 
structure  sufficient  to  maintain  social  order, 
much  more  to  govern  a  great  and  enlightened 
people,  it  was  more  convenient  to  repair  it  when 
time  had  defaced  it,  and  to  improve  it  if  origi- 
nally defective,  than  to  tumble  it  down  in  a 
moment  to  its  foundations — that  society  was 
not  a  gang  of  miscreants,  plundering  and  mur- 
dering one  another,  reviling  all  the  institutions 
ordained  to  lead  us  into  the  paths  of  happiness 
and  virtue,  but  a  pyramid  of  human  beings, 
rising  in  majestic  order  and  harmonious  in  all 
its  parts — that  it  was  fit  religion  should  conse- 
crate such  a  structure— -that  her  ministers  should 
therefore  be  held  in  high  respect,  and  should 
not  be  supported  on  the  alms  of  those  whom  it 
was  their  duty  to  correct — that  government  also 
should  preserve  an  attitude  of  dignity  and  wis- 
dom, composed  of  high  magistrates,  invested 
with  corresponding  authorities  and  supported 
by  revenues  to  secure  obedience  and  indepieti- 
dence — that  a  people,  above  all,  for  whose  hap- 
piness this  mighty  system  was  fashioned  and 
'— vliot  sup- 


(     101     ) 

supported,  should  in  their  morals  and  manners 
be  assimilated ;  that  they  should  not  be  buried 
like  dogs,  as  if  they  were  to  sleep  for  ever,  but 
be  remembered  by  monumental  inscriptions, 
recording  the  achievements  of  those  who  had 
lived  before  them,  and  reminding  the  living  that 
their  histories  would  be  read  by  those  who  were 
to  follow  them — that  societies,  however  wisely 
constructed,  were  subject  nevertheless  to  be 
shaken  by  the  follies  and  wickedness  of  man- 
kind, and  that  in  those  awful  conjunctures  the 
utmost  fortitude  became  necessary  to  those  who 
were  to  ride  in  such  storms,  yet  tempered  with 
a  spirit  of  gentleness  and  mercy,  shrinking  back 
when  called  upon  to  strike,  though  justice  and 
even  necessity  might  demand  the  blow/ — He 
summed  up  all  by  a  most  eloquent  reprobation 
of  an  unprincipled  regicide,  declaring  in  lan- 
guage which  I  hope  will  always  be  remembered 
that  the  immolation  of  the  unhappy  prince 
whom  fate  had  set  upon  this  volcanic  pinnacle, 
and  who,  without  any  crimes  of  his  own,  must, 
in  the  harshest  construction,  have  been  the  vic- 
H  3  tim 


(     102     ) 

tim  of  the  crimes  of  others,  was  base  sind  in- 
human ;  and  in  its  wanton  aggravation  by  in- 
dignity and  insult,  embittered  by  the  foul  mur- 
der of  his  queen  and  their  helpless  infants,  cast 
a  dismal  shade  over  the  moral  world,  suffering, 
as  it  were,  an  eclipse  by  the  interposition  of 
some  infernal  spirit  between  the  Divine  Creator 
and  the  beings  who  must  perish  but  in  his 
light* — Believe  me,  I  feel  for  the  hallowed  shade 
of  departed  genius,  and  have  endeavoured  not 
to  degrade,  though  it  is  beyond  my  power  to  do 
justice  to  such  a  distinguished  composition ;  but 
you  have  no  doubt  been  looking  in  vain  all  this 
while,  and  through  all  this  eloquence,  for  any 
possible  incitement  to  war,  though  intended  by 
himself  and  applied  by  others  to  justify  and 
provoke  it. — If  the  work  had  been  undertaken 
to  illustrate  the  principles  and  duties  of  civil 
society  in  the  pure  abstract,  it  would  have  been 
as  just  as  it  was  beautiful ;  but  as  a  picture  of 
Capetia,  before  her  revolution,  it  was  unfounded 
almost  throughout,  and  in  all  ihdiifollowedit  was 
only  an  exquisite  and  in  many  parts  a  sublime 

ex- 


(     103     ) 

exposure  of  the  unhappy  state  to  which  she  had 
been  reduced  by  the  desertion  of  Armata  from 
her  post :  and  how  the  rushing  into  battle  with 
this  delirious  people  was  either  to  reform  them  or 
to  secure  ourselves,  it  is  past  my  comprehension 
even  to  imagine." — "  And  of  mine  also,"  I  has- 
tily replied : — "  had  you  nobody  then  to  say  so 
in  your  great  public  councils  ?" 

'  "  We  had  many,"  said  Morven  : — "  occasions 
consummate  the  human  character. — A  political 
star  of  the  first  magnitude  was  then  in  his  zenith, 
amidst  a  constellation  of  the  brightest  statesmen^ 
who  solemnly  and  repeatedly  protested  against 
the  leap  we  were  about  to  take,  whilst  we  yet 
stood  upon  the  brink. — They  condemned  the 
principle  of  this  war,  and  foretold  the  conse- 
quences, but  the  delusion  was  too  dense  to  be 
dispelled  ;  and,  that  you  may  judge  of  its  den- 
sity, I  will  give  you  a  specimen  of  the  hapr 
piest  and  most  approved  manner  in  which  this 
phalanx  of  great  talents  was  opposed  by  those 
who  supported  their  adversaries.  To  deny  their 

H  4  talents 


(     104    ) 

talents  was  impossible ;  and  how  do  you  think 
they  went  to  work  to  run  them  down  ? — In  no 
other  way  than  by  reiterating  day  after  day  in 
all  accessible  channels  of  public  information, 
that  talents  were  not  only  useless,  but  at  all 
times  perfectly  ridiculous,  and  mischievously 
inconsistent  with  the  wholesome  government  of 
a  great  nation.—- You  may  think,  perhaps,  I  am 
imposing  upon  you,  or  that  I  am  in  jest,  as  you 
have  frequently  before  imagined;  but  I  most 
seriously  assure  you,  that  this  was  the  only  order 
of  the  day  amongst  their  opponents  for  years 
together."  I  laughed  heartily,  and  said  "  it  re- 
minded me  of  the  defence  of  a  lunatic  in  Eng- 
land, before  the  commissioners  who  had  impri- 
soned him : — He  said  that  those  who  were  at 
large  were  an  insane  majority,  and  shut  up  all 
the  rest  only  because  they  had  the  sense  to  differ 
from  them, — Now  from  the  account  you  give 
me  of  Armata,  at  this  period,  your  judges,  I 
suppose,  would  have  been  imprisoned  and  the 
madman  discharged." — "  Perhaps  they  might,** 
said  Morven  $  "  and  indeed,  since  this  new  dis- 

covery> 


(     105     ) 

Covery,  it  is  not  at  all  an  uncommon  imposture 
to  pretend  even  to  be  a  natural  fool,  in  hopes  of 
superior  preferment* 

"  But  it  is  high  time  to  return  to  the  subject, 
though  I  seek  no  apology  for  the  digression. 
A  NOVEL  derives  its  fame  from  the  genius  of  its 
author,  and  its  merit  principally  consists  in  a 
fanciful  departure  from  truth;  but  the  best  writ^ 
ten  History  can  only  be*  interesting  when  it  is 
believed  to  be  true." 


CHAP- 


(     106     ) 


CHAPTER  IX. 

In  which  Morten  gives  the  Author  an  Account  of  the  War  with 
Capetia. 

"  A  WAR  now  immediately  followed  between 
Armata  and  this  unhappy  country,  which  soon 
involving  many  other  powerful  nations  against 
her,  the  entire  mass  of  her  population,  from  the 
very  instinct  of  self-preservation,  became  one 
general  camp  ;  and  her  wild  democracy  being 
unequal  to  the  rule  of  a  people  so  circumstanced, 
the  commander  of  her  armies  became  her  King. 
The  stupendous  exertions  she  then  made  are 
unparalleled,  and  nothing  could  have  prevented 
her  from  overpowering  all  the  states  con- 
federated against  her,  but  the  wealth  and 
energies  of  our  extraordinary  people. — We  had 
lost  the  season  at  the  outset,  of  turning  Capetia 
into  the  paths  of  peace,  or  (if  that  were  found  to 
be  hopeless)  of  leaving  her  to  be  herself  con- 
sumed 


{     107     ) 

sumed  in  the  flames  her  madness  had^ kindled; 

and  even  after  they  had  spread  beyond  her  own 

territories,  and  were  laying  waste  our  world, 

Armata,  in  various  stages,  might,  under  other 

counsels,  have  extinguished  them.  —  Had  the 

new  dynasty  of  Capetia,  when  it  became  firmly 

established  and  supported  by  the  undoubted  voice 

of  her  people  y  been  sincerely  acknowledged  by 

other  nations  before  their  resistance  to  it  had 

first  overwhelmed  them,  I  see  no  reason  for 

thinking  that  the  general  tranquillity  might  not 

have  been  more  securely  settled  than  by  the 

destructive  scenes  that  followed,  which  besides 

the  waste  of  human  life  and  the  enormous  ad- 

* 
ditions  to  our  public  burthens,  gave  a  new  and 

alarming  character  to  other  nations,  from  the 
necessity  of  large  military  establishments,  coun- 
tenancing in  our  own  country,  from  the  danger 
of  foreign  combinations,  a  force  beyond  our 
finances,  and  at  variance  with  the  spirit  of  our 
free  constitution.  ::o:l5;f 

"  But  Ihe  practicability  of  safe  pacification 

had 


(     108     ) 

had  its  period. — When  the  extraordinary  person 
at  the  head  of  the  Capetian  monarchy,  who, 
under  a  different  treatment,  might  have  been  to 
the  full  as  pacific  as  other  princes,  began  to  see, 
that  his  throne  except  through  war  was  insecure, 
it  is  no  wonder  that  after  having  trampled  upon 
and  overthrown  so  many  powerful  kingdoms, 
his  ambition  should  be  lifted  up  beyond  per- 
haps the  impulses  of  his  original  character,  even 
to  the  hope  of  universal  empire. — To  have  made 
peace  with  him  then^  though  brought  down  at 
last  to  a  seemingly  safe  level  by  signal  reverses, 
when  there  wa^  a  fair  prospect  of  his  final  sub- 
jugation, became  a  doubtful  question  in  the 
councils  of  Armata,  dividing  those  in  opinion 
who  were  divided  in  nothing  else,  combiningj^r 
the  occasion  the  authors  of  the  war  and  those 
who  had  always  condemned  and  continued  to 
condemn  them.— On  the  one  hand,  ip  our  ex- 
hausted condition,  a  failure  of  the  force  of 
nations,  or  even  a  protracted  contest,  would  have 
been  fatal,  as  they  looked  only  to  Armata  for 
resources ;  but  on  the  other  hand,  an  humbled 

and 


(     109    ) 

and  mortified  ambition  might  have  been  un- 
safely left  at  the  head  of  a  numerous  and  power- 
ful people,  even  if  his  original  dispositions  had 
been  like  those  of  other  men. — Animals,  how- 
ever large  and  powerful,  if  not  by  nature  feroci- 
ous, may  be  handled  as  if  they  were  our  children, 
and  are  daily  conducted  with  safety  through  our 
most  populous  cities,  but  when  cruelly  goaded 
and  roused  up  almost  to  madness,  they  destroy 
every  thing  in  their  course,  and  there  is  then  no 
safety  but  in  their  deaths. — It  was  nevertheless 
a  most  difficult  matter  for  decision,  and  in  a  case 
where  such  imminent  dangers  were  on  either 
side  impending,  it  would  be  most  unfair  in 
weighing  them,  to  measure  them  by  the  events 
I  am  to  relate;  but  it  is  impossible  to  be  the 
historian  of  Armata  in  such  a  crisis  of  her  affairs 
without  expressing  the  utmost  admiration  of  the 
character  of  her  people.  uj^io 

■  -» 

*'  When  from  her  mistaken  counsels,  she  was 

so  deeply  involved  at  last,  as  to  have  no  safe 

retreat  from  the  course  she  had  taken,  she  theij 

!iiait^i>  rose 


(    no   ) 

rose  even  superior  to  herself,  great  and  power- 
ful as  she  ever  had  been — the  combined  nations 
were  in  themselves  nothing — they  had  indeed 
brave  and  numerous  armies,  but  without  the 
sinews  of  war  they  were  no  better  than  the 
leaden  men  which  are  sold  as  toys  for  our  children; 
— the  money  of  Armata  could  alone  breathe  life 
into  them  or  set  them  in  motion,  and  it  was  for 
her  alone  to  march  them  from  the  remotest 
regions,  to  end  the  contest  in  the  Capetian  capi- 
tal; but  though  the  husbandmen,  the  manu- 
facturers, the  shop  keepers  y''''  and  miners  of  Ar- 
mata, or  in  other  words  her  People,  had  bent 
their  bodies,  and  bathed  their  foreheads  with  the 
sweat  of  labour  to  furnish  the  supplies  for  this 
auxiliaiy  force  ;  they  had  a  still  nobler  part  to 
perform  for  the  honour  of  their  country — they 
were  before-hand  with  the  legions  they  had 
created,  and  finished  at  a  single  blow  the  mur- 

aaw  6fla  <ab.  ion  av 

*  The  autboF  has  only  printed  the  word  shopkeepers  in 
italics,  because  Morven,  from  some  reason  or  other,  raised  hi» 
voice  when  he  pronounced  it^  d^iUOO  ^i: 

ar>ui  derous 


(    in    ) 

derous  contest  which  had  been  desolating  our 
world. 

'*  There  is  near  Us  another  island,  in  union 
with  Armata,  and  forming  with  her  one  em- 
pire, which  came  in  for  her  full  proportion  of 
this  glory;  the  hardy  sons  of  Patricia  were  in 
all  our  ranks,  and  her  soil  produced  the  immor- 
tal  hero  who  conducted  the  battle.  fdVc^ 

■;■(( 
**  No  victory  in  human  annals  ever  produced 
results  so  sudden  and  extraordinary. — The  ad- 
versary, whose  ambition  and  whose  boast  had 
been  our  destruction — who  had  built  a  thousand 
vessels  to  convey  his  armies  to  our  shores — and 
who  was  then  erecting  a  column,  even  within 
our  view,  to  be  crowned  with  his  colossal  statue 
pointing  at  us  with  his  finger  for  his  own,  now 
fled  when  no  one  was  pursuing,  and  gave  him- 
self up  as  a  prisoner  to  the  commander  of  a  sin- 
gle ship.  \ 
i                      .                                                   litUni 
l^jSuch  a  fate  of  so  Wonderful  a  being  affords  a 


(    112   ; 

eonvincing  proof  that  our  apparent  destinies 
may  generally  be  referred  to  ourselves. — In  the 
earliest  and  most  flourishing  periods  of  his 
astonishing  career,  he  was  (m  my  opinion)  more 
sinned  against  than  sinning,  and  even  when  he 
was  pushing  on  his  legions  to  the  most  distant 
territories,  I  was  for  a  while  in  spirit  on  his  side, 
because  I  thought  there  was  a  conspiracy  of 
governments  against  him,  inconsistent  with  the 
principles  of  our  own. — Some  have  thought  he 
was  so  weak  as  not  to  see  that  there  was  no 
security  for  his  own  sovereignty  whilst  the 
sovereigns  combined  against  him  had  an  un- 
limited power  over  the  persons  and  resources  of 
their  subjects  ;  but  my  belief  is  that  he  foresaw 
this  danger  though  he  upheld  their  governments, 
because  he  feared  a  worse  in  their  subversion. — 
He  ha'd  seated  himself  upon  an  imperial  throne 
with  a  mock  and  servile  representation,  and 
trembled  at  the  influence  of  free  constitutions.-^-^: 
This  was  the  rock  on  which  he  split.-r— If  by 
politic  and  moral  conventions  when  the  sword 
was  in  his  hand  to  enforce  them,  instead  of  by 
V  <•■)  asys- 


(     113     ) 

a  system  of  oppression  and  subversion,  he  had 
balanced  in  their  own  states  the  princes  who 
opposed  him,  giving  an  interest  to  their  people 
to  support  him,  he  might  have  surrounded  him- 
self with  grateful  and  independent  nations,  to 
have  guarded  and  almost  to  have  adored  him ; 
but  he  left  them  insulted,  pillaged,  degraded, 
and  in  the  hands  of  their  uncontrouled  and 
justly  incensed  kings,  who  of  course  made  use 
of  them  to  destroy  him. — They  were  no  longer 
mercenary,  reluctant  armies,  but  nations  em- 
bodied against  their  oppressors. 

**  From  the  moment  I  marked  this  base  and 
senseless  policy  I  foresaw  his  ruin,  because  he 
was  now  opposing  the  progression  of  a  world 
which,  in  spite  of  all  obstacles,  will  advance, 
because  God  has  ordained  it. 

*^  It  is  a  grand  and  useful  example,  when  the 
ends  of  men  who  abuse  mighty  trusts  are  thus 
signallydisastrous.— WeseedistinctlytheDivine 
Providence  superintending  and  judging  us,  and 

I  when 


(      114     ) 

when  I  visited  Capetia  whilst  Armata  was 
passing  through  her  provinces  in  triumph,  the 
evidence  of  it  was  decisive, — This  mighty  man, 
who  had  shaken  the  earth,  collected  all  its  spoils, 
and  overwhelmed  its  dominions,  was  not  to  be 
seen  or  heard  of  even  in  his  own  capital,  amidst 
the  trophies  of  his  universal  conquests/* 

*  I  was  moved  by  this  just  description,  and 
said  to  Morven,  "  that  it  reminded  me  of  a 
passage  in  our  Sacred  Scriptures  most  divinely 
eloquent,  and  which,  since  the  days  of  the 
Psalmist,  had  never  been  so  strikingly  illus- 
trated : — 

*  I  myself  hcwe  seen  the  ungodly  in  great  power y 

*  and  Jhurishing  like  a  green  bay -tree, — I  passed 
^  by,  and  lo,  he  zvas  gone. — /  sought  him,  but  his 

*  place  was  no  where  to  be  found.* 

"  So  prosperous  a  conclusion  of  a  war  so  pro- 
tracted and  ruinous,  was  a  fair  and  a  national 
occasion  of  triumph  to  its  authors  and  supporters ; 

but 


(     115     ) 

but  giving  them  all  just  credit  for  honest  in- 
tentions, and  for  their  vigorous  exertions,  it  is 
the  office  of  impartial  history  to  condemn  them. — 
They  themselves  created  the  mighty  antagonist. — 
Their  mistaken  counsels  rendered  his  subj  ugation 
indispensable,  and  his  dominion  so  powerful  that 
it  could  not  be  overthrown  without  almost  the 
ruin  of  their  country. — Allowing  them,  even^for 
argument's  sake^  all  the  pre-eminence  over  their 
opponents  they  contend  for,  what  would  there 
be  in  the  comparison  to  boast  of?  because  sup- 
posing the  storm  to  have  been  inevitable,  and 
in  the  end  to  have  been  skilfully  weathered  by 
them,  which  of  two  pilots  would  you  prefer  ? — 
him  who,  though  he  saw  it  gathering,  sailed  out 
into  the  midst  of  it,  and  though  laden  with 
money  only  escaped  by  throwing  overboard  his 
cargo,  or  the  other  who,  seeing  the  tempest 
also,  would  have  remained  in  the  harbour  till 
it  was  overblown  ? 

"  I  have  now  brought  you  down  from  the 

earliest  ages  to  the  present  times,  and  the  history 

»  1 2  is 


{     116     ) 

is  therefore  finished ;  but  one  reflection  presents 
itself  too  forcibly  to  be  suppressed. 

"  To  such  a  people  as  Armata  victory  ought 
to  be  no  triumph  but  in  its  consequences. — She 
ought  to  consult  the  happiness  of  the  nation  that 
has  been  subdued,  as  faithfully  as  her  own — 
she  should  hail  the  dawn  of  a  representative 
government,  the  only  antidote  to  despotism  or 
revolution,  and  now  that  the  evils  of  war  have 
been  terminated  by  her  warlike  exertions,  her 
friendly  influence  should  succeed  them  for  the 
preservation  of  peace ;  but  lest  the  fortunate 
close  of  this  bloody  aera  should  be  confounded 
in  future  times  with  its  unhappy  commence- 
ment, she  ought  to  blazon  upon  her  national 
banners  the  auspicious  principles  of  her  own 
revolution — the  guarantee  to  every  people  of 
the  government  of  their  own  choice,  whilst  the 
independence  of  other  nations  shall  be  recU 
procally  respected. 


CHAP- 


(     117     ) 


CHAPTER   X. 

In  which  Morven  relates  to  the  Author  the  condition  of  Armata 
on  the  conclusion  of  the  War,  and  asks  his  opinion  and  advice. 

**  We  are  now  arrived  at  a  most  interesting 
and  painful  conjuncture,  to  the  particulars  of 
which  I  must  ask  your  utmost  attention. — ^You 
have  been  cast  upon  the  shores  of  the  island, 
which  has  received  you  in  a  moment  of  great 
difficulty,  and  my  father,  as  I  have  repeatedly 
told  you,  having  always  held  up  to  me  the 
English  people  as  the  great  masters  of  political 
wisdom,  I  cannot  but  look  to  you  for  counsel  in 
this  arduous  posture  of  our  affairs. 

"  Not  many  months  have  passed  Hnce  the 
glorious  conclusion  of  the  war  whose  history  I 
have  related,  and  up  to  that  period,  notwith- 
standing the  immense  sums  expended  in  the 
contest,  no  sinew  of  the  state  appeared  to  be 
relaxed  5  -no  want  was  felt  any  where,  and  ad- 

1 3  ditional 


(      118     ) 

ditional  burthens,instead  of  appearing  to  oppress 
the  people,  were  overshadowed  by  vohintary 
gifts ;  agriculture  flourished  beyond  the  experi- 
ence  of  former  times ;  and  our  manufactures, 
though  struck  at  by  hostile  conspiracies  against 
their  very  existence,  monopolised  the  markets  of 
the  world. — Peace  came  at  last,  so  often  invoked 
as  the  source  of  every  blessing ;  but  how  shall 
I  find  credit  when  I  tell  you  that  scarcely  had 
she  finished  her  dove-like  flight,  and  alighted 
amongst  us,  amidst  universal  acclamations,  when 
our  prosperity  vanished  like  an  enchantment ! — 
The  landholders  looked  in  vain  to  their  most 
opulent  tenants  for  their  rents,  and  they  in  their 
turn,  even  if  their  rents  were  remitted,  could 
barely  maintain  themselves  on  the  soil ;  labour- 
ers and  servants  in  husbandry  were  every 
where  discharged,  and  thronged  our  roads 
seeking  in  vain  throughout  the  land  for  employ- 
ment, and  with  their  children  begging  their 
bread. — The  manufacturers,  though  they  suffer- 
ed less,  being  partly  upheld  by  foreign  markets, 
yet  without  home  consumption,  could  not  but 
-w;;  languish, 


(    119    ) 

languish,  and  money  had  every  where  disap- 
peared.— In  such  a  state  of  a  nation  it  is  need- 
less to  say  that  its  revenue  must  suffer  j  yet 
the  common  remedy  by  an  increased  taxation 
must  needs  be  desperate  when  the  people  are 
already  sinking  under  their  present  burthens. — 
It  is  a  maxim  in  the  medical  world,  that  many 
distempers  may  be  said  to  be  cured  when  their 
causes  are  ascertained ;  but  the  wisest  men 
among  us  are  lost  in  amazement,  and  I  cannot 
therefore  help  pausing  here,  to  ask  you  what 
course  would  be  pursued  by  England  if  she 
were  in  similar  distress? — what,  I  pray  you, 
can  be  the  source  of  this  sudden  prostration 
of  our  happy  condition,  and  what  is  the  re- 
medy ?  ' 

"  You  have  given  me,^^  I  said,  "  no  materials 
for  answering  your  questions,  and  I  must  first 
put  several  to  you ;  but  perplex  me  no  more  by 
any  appeals  to  England  j  my  understanding  is 
quite  bewildered  by  referring  to  a  state  of  things 
so  dissiipilar. 

I  4  **To 


(      120     ) 

**  To  begin  then  the  series  of  my  inquiries, 
let  me  ask  how  much  you  have  added  to  your 
public  debt  in  the  prosecution  of  your  late  glo- 
rious war,  and  what  is  now  the  proportion  of  the 
whole  of  it  taken  together  to  the  tangible  con- 
vertible property  of  your  nation — or,  to  simplify 
my  question  by  dividing  it,  what  proportion 
does  your  debt  bear  to  the  precious  metals, 
which  with  us.,  as  with  you,  are  accepted  by 
all  nations  as  the  universal  representative  of 
wealth  ?*'  Morven  could  not  help  smiling  at  this 
first  proposition,  and  answered,  (in  jest  as  I  at 
Jirst  supposed,)  that  it  had  increased  ten  fold, 
and  amounted  to  more  than  all  the  precious 
metals  that  had  been  dug  from  the  bowels  of 
the  earth  since  the  discovery  of  the  countries 
which  contained  them,  and  that  if  all  nations 
were  to  empty  into  the  treasury  of  Armata  every 
coin  in  circulation  amongst  them,  laying  at  her 
feet  in  bullion  all  that  had  been  fashioned  from 
gold  or  silver  into  vessels  and  utensils  for  luxury 
or  use,  tearing  from  the  brows  the  diadems  of 
all  princes,  and  throwing  down  into  the  fur- 
nace 


(      121      ) 

nace  the  sacred  images  from  the  shrines  of 
all  temples  throughout  their  whole  planet,  it 
would  not  perhaps  be  sufficient  to  extinguish 
the  debt. 

"  But  let  me  abandon  this  general  description, 
which,  though  calculated  to  excite  astonish- 
ment, is  absurdly  misapplied  to  a  subject  which 
requires  the  utmost  possible  precision. — I  had 
forgotten  also  that  I  was  speaking  to  a  stranger 
from  another  world,  who  can  know  nothing  of 
our  mines  and  metals,  or  of  their  supposed  pro- 
ductions and  values  ;  and  having  prepared  my- 
self besides  to  satisfy  your  inquiries,  I  can  give 
you  the  whole  account  in  your  own  English 
money,  and  unless  this  twin  of  your  earth  has 
been  for  some  cause  or  other  disinherited,  and 
all  the  wealth  bestowed  by  nature  upon  her 
brother,  the  figures  of  the  accountant  will  even 
outstrip  my  figures  of  speech, 

N"  To  place  the  subject  in  the  clearest  point  of 
view — thfi  island  of  Armata,  though  shaken  by 

various 


(      122     ) 

various  revolutions,  and  though  engaged  in  wars 
through  many  centuries, had  nevertheless,  on  the 
accession  of  her  present  sovereign,  a  debt  rather 
less  than  an  hundred  millions  of  your  money, 
bearing  an  interest  of  about  five  millions ;  but 
from  the  expenses  of  the  war  with  Hesperia  and 
Capetia  united,  the  country  was  delivered  over 
to  the  charge  of  the  minister  I  have  already  de- 
scribed to  you,  with  a  debt  increased  to  the  im- 
mense amount  of  tzvo  hundred  and  sixty  millions^ 
with  an  annual  burthen  of  thirteen  millions, 
speaking  in  your  English  money. 

'*  Now  I  cannot  surely  be  charged  with  lean- 
ing upon  the  memory  of  any  man,  however 
illustrious,  when  I  assert  that  so  enormous  a  debt, 
characterized  too  by  so  rapid  an  increase,  ought 
to  have  inspired  the  utmost  providence  in  the 
administration  of  our  finances ;  neither  can  I 
hazard  any  censure  which  I  shall  at  all  regard, 
when  I  further  assert,  that  if  the  popular  counqil, 
having  the  uncontrouled  dominion  over  the 

public 


(      123     ) 

public  wealth,  had  been  itself  more  under  the 
controul  of  the  people  who  were  to  sustain  the 
burthens  they  laid  upon  them,  the  debt  would 
not  probably,  in  so  short  a  period,  have  reached 
this  magnitude,  much  less  have  enabled  me  to 
tell  you   that  the  same  minister  left  it  swoln 
from  the  two  hundred  and  sLvty  millions  and 
upwards,  which  I  gave  you,  to  the  sum  o^  five 
hundred  and  forty  millions^  increasing  the  an- 
nual taxation  before  given  you  from  thirteen  to 
above  thirty  millions;  which  in  the  further 
prosecution  of  the  war  by  his  successors,  and 
by  the  public  councils  acting  upon  his  system^ 
again  swelled  to  the  almost  incredible  amount 
of  nearly  seven  hundred  millions y  still  speaking 
in  your  English  money. — Yet  the  most  alarm- 
ing part  is  still  behind,  in  the  increased  ex- 
penditure, which,   unless  corrected,  seems  to 
mock  all  redemption. — The  same  minister  found 
it  only  about  twenty-one  and  left  it  nearly  sijcty 
millions  annually,  and  it  has  under  his  succes- 
sors been  still  advancing. 


The 


(      124     ) 

^^  The  collateral  burthens,  which  all  equally 
press  upon  the  people,  rose  in  the  same  pro- 
portion ;  and  notwithstanding  the  universal  boast 
of  increasing  prosperity,  the  same  minister  found 
the  poor  supported  by  rates  not  much  exceeding 
the  sum  of  two  millions^  but  left  it  more  than 
JivCy  which  afterwards  increased  under  his  suc- 
cessors to  nearly  seven  millions^  still  speaking  in 
your  English  money. 

"  But  other  evils  must  be  added. — To  pro- 
duce an  annual  revenue  of  so  vast  an  extent 
many  taxes  were  resorted  to  of  the  most  per- 
nicious character,  particularly  affecting  the  ad- 
ministration of  justice;  and  having  thus  closed 
the  account  of  the  taxes  upon  the  living,  I  will 
conclude  the  subject  with  their  dominion  after 
death. 

"  The  highest  duty  to  government  only  twenty 
years  ago,  either  on  wills  or  on  inheritances, 
amounted  to  only  sixty  pounds,  but  now  (except 
when  the  property  vests  in  near  relations  or  kin- 
dred) 


(     125     ) 

dred)  on  the  former  it  may  amount  to  above  two 
hundred  tirnesthvii  sum,  and  on  the  latter  to  nearly 
three  hundred,  as  the  highest  duty  on  the  first 
may  be  fifteen  thousand,  and  on  the  last  above 
txventy  thousand  pounds,  without  taking  into  the 
account  a  proportion  of  the  property  transmitted, 
which  in  some  cases  amounts  to  a  tenth. 

"  This  is  the  most  grieyous  of  all  our 
burthens. — The  justest  government  may  have 
occasion  to  resort  to  a  moderate  duty  on  aliena- 
tions and  transmissions  of  all  descriptions  of 
property,  but  it  ought  to  advance  with  the  most 
cautious  and  even  trembling  steps.— tA  mighty 
nation  in  its  public  character  should  scorn  to  sit 
like  a  vulture  over  departing  breath. 

"  It  may  appear  perhaps  ungrateful  to  a 
country  that  embraced  my  beloved  parents  and 
myself  in  the  hour  of  our  peril  and  distress, 
that  I  should  have  exposed  her  difficulties  in 
the  manner  I  have  done ;  but  I  appeal  for  my 
motives  t^  the  Great  Searcher  of  hearts. — It  is 

of 


(      126     ) 

of  the  utmost  importance  that  the  public  con- 
dition in  all  its  details  should  be  universally 
known  and  understood, — Ignorance  can  do  no 
mischief  if  wisdom  has  materials  to  correct  it, 
and  evil-disposed  persons  are  always  most  suc- 
cessfully resisted,  when,  though  no  facts  are  con- 
cealed or  misrepresented,  erroneous  conclusions 
may  be  denied." 

I  expressed  the  utmost  satisfaction  at  this 
just  and  honest  declaration  after  an  exposure 
sufficiently  dismal ;  saying,  "  that  I  was  well 
aware  of  the  abundant  wealth  which  might 
belong  to  a  nation  beyond  the  value  of  its 
universal  representative,  or  even  to  a  thousand 
times  its  amount. — Go  on,  then,"  I  added,  "  that 
I  may  know  your  whole  state,  before  I  tell  you 
what  I  think  of  it ;  and  the  next  question  which 
I  shall  therefore  put  to  you  is,  what  part  of  the 
substance  of  the  people  is  taken  by  your  govern- 
ment in  the  shape  of  direct  taxes,  or,  of  the 
indirect  ones,  arising  from  the  increased  prices 
of  commodities  which  are  taxed  ?  and  as  it  is 

extremely 


(     127     ) 

extremely  difficult  to  arrive  at  the  total  amount 
of  property  in  a  great  country,  tell  me,  in  the 
rough,  putting  it  in  English  money  that  I  may 
understand  you,  how  much  does  your  govern- 
ment at  an  average  take  from  the  subject  out 
of  every  pound  he  possesses  ?" — "  It  is  difficult," 
he  said,  "  to  answer  that  question,  because 
taxation  is  unequal,  and  cannot  possibly  be. 
equalized ;  but  if  resort  could  be  had  to  an 
equal  rate  comprehending  the  aggregate  of  the 
various  sources,  I  should  say  it  amounted  to 
one  half  at  the  least." 

'i  - .  j' 

**  I  must  further  ask  you,  whether  you  have 
any  other  burthens  upon  property  besides  those 
which  are  directly  levied  by  your  government 
for  the  support  of  tlie  state?" — "  We  have,"  said 
Morven,  "  the  clergy  and  the  poor. 

"  With  regard  to  the  former,  though  it  is  a 
heavy  burthen,  yet  we  suffer  more  in  the 
manner  of  its  collection,  than  in  the  amount. — 
The  ministers  who  bring  us  the  consolations  of 

religion 


(     128     ) 

religion  ought  to  be  regarded  with  reverence 
and  affection. — It  is  a  most  evil  policy  to  make 
the  common  orders  of  the  people  consider  them 
as  their  oppressors. — They  ought  never  to  be 
personally  seen  in  the  demand  of  what  is  destined 
for  their  support. — Deductions  fj-om  temporal 
advantages  for  the  maintenance  of  spiritual 
comforts  should  be  guarded  as  much  as  possible 
from  being  constantly  felt,  and  little  difficulty 
would  attend  an  arrangement  which  would  add 
dignity  to  the  clergy  without  abridging  their 
revenues,  and  improve  their  connection  with 
the  multitude  they  are  to  instruct. 

"  As  to  the  support  of  what  is  called  the  poor, 
the  amount  of  which  I  have  already  related,  it 
has  spread  pauperism  through  all  the  middle 
classes  of  the  community. — In  the  earlier  periods 
of  our  history  the  burthen  of  maintaining  them 
was  scarcely  felt,  our  ancient  law  confining  it 
to  the  relief  of  '  the  lame,  the  blind,  and  the 
'  impotent,  and  such  others  amongst  them  as  were 
*  unable  to  work.' — Every  principle  of  humanity 

demanded 


(     129    ) 

demanded  that  support  from  those  whom  Provi- 
dence had  exempted  from  such  severe  infirmities; 
but  every  principle  of  sound  policy  opposed  its 
further  extension,  and  it  was  limited  at  first,  in 
every  district,  to  one-fortieth,  which,  speaking  in' 
your  coin,  would  be  only  sixpence  in  the  pound; 
but,  by  a  strange  departure  from  the  principle  of 
the  original  law,  it  now  often  exceeds  forty 
times  that  amount,  and  in  some  places  even 
the  annual  value  of  the  property  on  which 
it  professes  to  be  a  tax. — To  be  entitled  to 
relief,  it  is  no  longer  necessary  that  the  appli- 
cant should  bring  himself  within  any  of  the 
descriptions  of  the  ancient  law ;  neither  blind- 
ness, nor  lameness,  nor  impotence,  nor  even 
inability  to  work,  are  necessary  qualifications 
for  support ;  large  houses  in  every  district  being 
ncm  built  for  the  reception  of  almost  any  body 
who  chooses  to  go  into  them,  and  from  a  pro- 
stration of  morals  it  is  no  longer  felt  as  a  humi- 
liation or  a  reproach ;  even  they  who,  from  their 
own  improvidence,  have  contracted  marriage 
though  they  knew  themselves  to  be  utterly 
^  K  incapable 


♦     A 


(     130    > 

incapable  of  maintaining  their  children,  have 
a  claim  to  cast  them  upon  the  public  as  soon  as 
they  are  born,  and  to  live  with  them  as  inmates 
in  those  receptacles  intended  for  the  promotion 
of  industry  and  the  relief  of  want,  but  which, 
from  the  very  nature  of  things,  under  the  best 
management,  become  the  abodes  of  vice  and 
misery ;  where  the  aged,  the  diseased,  the  idle, 
and  the  profligate,  the  two  first  classes  being 
eveiywhere  out-numbered,  are  heaped  upon 
one  another,  giving  birth  by  their  debaucheries 
to  a  new  race  of  paupers,  till  they  become 
**  a  kind  of  putrid  mass  above  ground,  cor- 
rupted themselves  and  corrupting  all  about 
them." — To  finish  the  picture  of  abuse:  this 
enormous  and  still  growing  burthen  is  almost 
exclusively  cast  upon  the  proprietors  and  occu- 
piers of  land,  who  ought  least  to  be  called  upon 
to  bear  it,  as  neither  their  diseases  nor  their 
vices  contribute  in  any  kind  of  proportion  to 
^he  aggregate  of  the  poor. — ^The  simplicity  of  a 
country  life  furnishes  but  a  small  contingent 
vf  jeither.— The   vigious   and  tUe   distempered 

A  are 


(     131     ) 

are  hourly  vomited  forth  from  the  mines  and 
manufactories,  where  contaminating  multitudes 
and  unwholesome  lahour  produce  every  disgust* 
ing  variety  of  decrepitude  and  crime,  yet  neither 
the  proprietors  of  those  establishments,  nor  the 
capitalists  who  roll  along  the  streets  of  our 
cities  in  splendid  carriages,  pay  any  thing  like 
their  proportions  to  the  support  of  the  idle  and 
the  unhealthy  they  have  produced. — Almost  the 
whole  is  cast  upon  the  cultivators  of  the  soil, 
who,  except  in  the  very  houses  I  have  de- 
scribed, supported  by  their  property  and  labour, 
see  nothing  around  them  but  innocence  and 
health. 

"  Your  questions,"  said  Morven,  "  are  now 
answered ;  and  I  burn  with  impatience  to  hear 
how  England  would  deal  with  the  evils  I  have 
stated." — I  felt,  I  confess,  rather  hurt  at  this 
insulting  reference  to  my  beloved  country,  after 
what  I  had  formerly  said ;  but  contented  myself 
for  the  present  with  informing  him  that  other 
questions  yet  remained. 

K  2  "  How," 


(     132     ) 

"  How,"  I  asked,  "  after  the  return  of  peace, 
should  there  have  been  no  markets  for  the  far- 
mer's produce? — Surely,  in  peace,  as  in  war, 
your  people  must  be  fed  ?" 

"  The  demands  of  government  during  war," 
he  ans.wered,  "  were  enormous,  and  supplied  by 
contracts  at  very  high  prices,  to  be  sent  beyond 
seas  for  the  support  of  fleets  and  armies,  and 
the  inhabitants  of  countries  which  were  the 
seats  of  war,  besides  the  sustenance  of  immense 
numbers  of  prisoners  at  home. — On  the  cessation 
of  hostilities  this  vast  consumption  not  only 
suddenly  stopped,  but  the  tide  turned  against 
us,  and  great  quantities  of  foreign  corn  were 
poured  in  from  those  very  countries  whose 
battles  wx  had  been  fighting,  not  only  with 
our  blood  but  our  treasure ;  so  that  remaining 
comparatively  unburthened,  they  could  raise 
every  kind  of  grain  at  one-third  of  the  expense 
which  falls  upon  the  Armatian  farmer. — With 
this -^foreign  grain  of  every  description  our 
markets  now  became  glutted,  whilst  our  own 

pro- 


(     133:  ) 

produce  remained  in  our  granaries  unsold;  be- 
cause .the  importers  could  sell  at  a  large  profit, 
for  a  price  which  would  scarcely  pay  the  labour 
and  taxes  upon  an  Armatian  farm." 

"  But  where  was  your'  government  all  this  • 
while?" 

"  Our  government,"  he  answered,  "  was  no 
otherwise  in  fault  than  in  not  being  perhaps' 
sufficiently  on  its  guard  to  prevent  the  evil  at 
the  very  first  moment  of  the  peace ;  and  when 
at  last  it  proceeded  to  pass  a  law  to  check  im- 
portations, it  had  great  difficulties  to  encoun- 
ter;  the  multitude,   who,   in   all   nations,   are 
honest  and  upright,  but  who,  upoii  the  most 
important  occasions,  are  often  quite  incapable 
of  understanding   their  own  interests,  became 
every  where  tumultuous,  even  to  riot  and  rebel- 
lion,  reasoning  (if  it  deserve  the  name)  that 
whatever  had  a  tendency  to  raise  the  price  of 
bread,  without  any  reference  to  the  causes  of 
the    hen  prices  of  grain,  was  an  unjust  and 

K  3  cruel 


(     134    ) 

cruel  disregard  of  the  wants  and  sufferings  of 
the  poor,  but  their  ignorance  was  soon  proved 
by  the  event. — When  the  foreign  corn  was 
seUing  cheap  in  our  markets,  whilst  that  of  their 
own  country  remained  in  the  barns  undisposed 
of,  bread  was  undoubtedly  cheaper,  but  they 
had  then  no  money  to  buy  it  with  howexier  cheapo 
because  their  masters  could  no  longer  employ 
them,  and  they  were  every  where  discharged. — 
When  grain  fetched  an  encouraging  price  to 
the  growers,  they  were  all  employed,  and  wages 
of  course  rose  in  proportion  to  the  value  of  their 
labour  to  their  employers;  but  when,  from  the 
sale  of  foreign  com  in  all  the  markets,  it  sunk 
below  any  profit  from  home  cultivation,  bread, 
as  I  have  just  told  you,  became  cheaper,  but  the 
clamourers  had  no  bread  at  all. — A  cheap  loaf 
was  but  a  sorry  sight  to  those  who  had  only  to 
look  at  it. — The  kingdom  therefore  presented 
every  where  a  face  of  the  utmost  distress  ;  nor 
is  the  law  which  even  now  regulates  importations 
by  any  means  sufficiently  protective,  because 
that  which  was  intended  to  be  the  lowest  price 

in 


(     135    ) 

in  our  markets  became  generally  the  highest,  a 
consequence  foretold  in  our  public  councils  when 
the  law  was  in  progress,  by  one  of  the  ablest 
men  in  our  country. — The  law  indeed  would  be 
sufficiently  protective,  if,  when  the  ports  were 
open  under  it,  our  markets  were  only  refreshed 
by  the  fair  commerce  of  foreign  countries  until 
they  fell  again  below  the  importing  standard; 
but  that  is  by  jio  means  the  case:  the  impor- 
tations are  not  made  by  foreigners,  but  by  capi- 
talists amongst  ourselves,  who  having  money 
enough  to  stand  the  losses  of  unsuccessful  specu- 
lations, can  bring  in  their  corn  at  the  most 
favourable  times,  and  being  allowed  to  ware- 
house without  duties,  have  their  granaries  al- 
ways full,  when  the  law  enables  them  to  sell  ; 
which  suddenly  throws  down  the  markets,  to 
the  ruin  of  our  agricultural  classes. 

"  But  the  mistaken  notion,  which  crippled 

the  law  in  its  formation,  was  very  soon  exposed. 

When  the  ruined  farmers  had  in  many  places 

discharged  their  labourers,  and  throughout  the 

K  4  whole 


(    136    ) 

whole  country  had  reduced  their  estabhshments, 
the  unemployed  with  their  children  fell  of 
course  upon  the  public;  and  the  manufacturers 
and  traders,  whose  customers  now  filled  our 
poor-houses  and  our  prisons,  found  out  at  last 
that  God  has  so  fashioned  the  world,  that 
all  his  creatures  must  flourish  or  decay  to-* 
ffether,  • 


"  Another  evil  of  almost  equal  magnitude 
overhangs  us. — We  have  a  creature  called  the 
bletur,  which  is  not  only  the  perfection  of  ani- 
mal food,  but  whose  covering,  given  it  by  na- 
ture, becomes  when  manufactured  our  own  also, 
and  for  many  ages  has  been  the  pride  and  wealth 
of  our  country. — Would  you  then  believe,  that 
though  other  nations  produce  the  same  animals, 
at  such  an  inferior  price,  from  their  climates  and 
untaxed  conditions,  as  to  render  all  competition 
ridiculous;  yet  this  raw  material  is  suifered  to 
be  imported  and  worked  up  here,  whilst  the 
breeders  of  Armata  can  scarcely  pay  their  shep- 
herds for  the  care  of  their  flocks,  and  are  every- 
where 


(     ^37    ) 

where  breaking  up  their  farms,  even  in  those  parts 
of  the  island  proverbially  famous  for  their  pro- 
pagation ? 

I  could  not  here  help  interrupting  again,  by 
asking — "  Where  was  your  government  all  this 
while  ? — or  rather  perhaps  I  should  ask,  have  yq\i 
any  government  at  all  ?" — "  Certainly,"  he  an- 
swered, "  we  have,  and  one  that  is  justly  the 
envy  of  our  world;  but  nothing  is  perfect. — 
The  matter  was  lately  brought  before  the  great 
council,  and  was  passed  over  without  redress ; 
but  you  must  not  be  hasty  in  judging  of  the 
national  character  from  such  a  seemingly  absurd 
determination. — The  great  council  is  composed 
of  men  far  superior,  from  talents  and  informa- 
tion, to  those  of  any  other  country,  but  who 
are  now  and  then  obliged  to  suffer  their  own 
good  sense  to  be  overshadowed  by  the  non^ 
sense  of  others ;  they  are  not  chosen  equally 
by  the  various  classes  of  an  intelligent  people, 
but  are  got  together  in  such  a  manner  that 
local  in^s^ests  and  local  prejudices  sometimes 

prevail 


(     138     ) 

prevail  over  the  opinions  of  enlightened 
statesmen. — If  you  had  understood  our  lan- 
guage, it  would  have  amused  you  to  have  been 
present  at  their  debate. — The  greater  number 
said  that  they  would  not  depart  from  an  ancient 
policy  of  free  importation,  under  which  the 
country  had  so  long  flourished,  and  I  have  no 
doubt  they  believed  they  were  pursuing  its  best 
interests ;  but  they  probably  never  looked  into 
an  account — they  knew  nothing  of  the  immense 
and  alarming  increase  of  the  importations  com- 
plained of,  nor  their  former  proportions  at  dif- 
ferent periods  to  the  home  growth,  nor  the 
effect  of  this  increase  upon  the  staple  of  the 
country,  nor  did  they  consider  whether  our  own 
bleturs  might  not  be  brought  by  proper  encou- 
ragements to  a  higher,  perhaps  to  a  perfec- 
tion equal  with  those  of  any  other  country,  so 
as  in  time  to  supply  most  of  our  manufactures 
at  as  cheap  a  rate,  preserving  within  ourselves 
the  immense  sums  annually  drained  from  us  by 
purchasing  abroad  what  we  might  produce  at 
home.    When  this  improvident  conclusion  of 

the 


(     139    ) 

the  select  body  was  brought  before  the  whole 
council,  they,  without  further  examination, 
confirmed  it;  and  then,  as  innocently  as  the  ble- 
turs  which  were  the  subjects  of  their  decision, 
went  out  of  the  fold  in  which  they  had  been 
penned  to  scatter  themselves  over  the  capital, 
where  I  will  very  soon  carry  you  to  see  them." 

"  Have  you  now,''  said  Morven,  "  any  other 
questions  to  propose  ? — I  am  impatient  to  hear 
your  opinions." 

^*  Others  yet  remain. 

"  Is  there  any  fixed  interest  of  money  amongst 
you  ?  and,  if  there  be,  are  there  any  means  by 
which  avarice  and  chicanery  can  successfully 
evade  the  law  which  creates  the  limitation  ?" — ^ 
"  There  are,"  he  replied,  "  and  to  such  an  extent 
as  to  render  it  difficult,  if  not  impossible,  for  men. 
possessed  of  the  clearest  and  most  unburthened 
property  to  borrow  the  smallest  sums  for  the  im- 
provement of  their  estates." 

"In 


(       ^^^      );      - 

'*  In  what  state  are  your  manufactures  r — Are 
your  people  equally  industrious  as  formerly,  and 
are  they  equal  to  other  nations  in  the  ingenious 


arts?" 


"  As  much  beyond  them,"  he  answered,  "as 
the  sun  outshines  the  smallest  star  that  only 
twinkles  when  he  has  set.  There  are  some  arts, 
perhaps,  in  which,  as  we  do  not  prize  them  so 
highly  as  others,  we  may  be  inferior;  but  in 
all  the  great  improvements  of  the  higher, 
which  assist  human  labour,  and  which  can  only 
be  brought  to  perfection  by  the  deepest  know- 
ledge of  chemistry  and  mechanics,  we  have  no 
equals,  nor  can  ever,  I  believe,  be  rivalled. .  There 
is  a  force  and  robustness,  if  I  may  so  express 
myself,  in  the  natives  of  Armata,  as  if  they  were  of 
a  different  species  from  the  ordinary  race  of  men." 

"  I  rejoice  to  hear  it—one  question  then  only 
remains —  , 

"  Have  you  fisheries  ?— Are  your  seas  prolific, 

and 


(     141     ) 

and  are  the  fish  directed  by  a  mysterious  instinct, 
as  in  our  world,  to  visit  periodically  the  coasts 
of  the  ocean,  as  if  brought  thither  by  the  Divine 
command  for  the  sustentation  of  man  r" 

"  You  seem,"  answered  my  friend,  "  to  have 
been  describing  this  country  in  adverting  to  i/owr 
own.  The  fish  of  this  planet  are  prolific  beyond 
all  other  creatures,  and  are  bound,  as  with  you, 
to  an  appointed  course.  The  finger  of  God, 
visible  as  it  is  throughout  all  his  works,  seems 
here  to  be  more  distinct  and  manifest ;  pointing 
with  a  benevolent  clearness  to  this  inexhaustible 
source  of  food.  The  supply  has  been  always  a 
great  national  object,  but  improvement  has  not 
reached  its  height,  and  never  can  reach  it  whilst 
a  most  improvident  and  enormous  duty  upon 
salt,  amounting  to  thirty  times  and  upwards 
of  the  value  of  the  commodity,  is  suffered  to 
remain  as  it  is  at  present  regulated  by  our  laws." 


CHAP- 


(     142     ) 


CHAPTER  XI. 

In  which  the  Author  begins  to  deliver  his  opinion  concerning  the 
state  of  Armata,  and  the  remedies  for  the  difficulties  which 
Morven  had  related, 

"  You  shall  now  then,"  I  said,  "  be  possessed 
of  my  opinions — I  have  little,  indeed,  to'  comr 
municate,  having  only  in  a  manner  to  give  you 
back  what  is  your  own.  Your  answers  to  my 
various  inquiries  have  been  so  enlightened,  that 
I  can  hardly  mistake  the  condition  of  your  coun- 
try, but  its  novelty  throughout  has  perplexed 
me.  The  remedies,  though  they  may  be  diffi- 
cult in  the  application,  are  in  their  principles 
obvious  and  simple. 

"  Your  government,  according  to  your  own 
admission,  had  long  ago  absorbed  a  much  larger 
proportion  of  the  public  wealth  than  can  pos- 
sibly be  consistent  with  the  prosperity,  I  had 
almost  said   with  the  existence  of  any   state. 

And 


(     143    )     ' 

And  no  ordinary  cause  of  war — nothing,  indeed, 
short  of  self  protection  from  an  invading  force 
could  have  justified  the  launching  out  into  such 
a  wasteful  system  of  expenditure,  as  to  have  in- 
creased ten-fold  in  liess  than  thirty  years  the 
burthen  of  ten  centuries."  "  We  had  no 
choice,"  said  Morven,  interrupting  me,  "  after 
th^  short  opportunity  I  pointed  out  to  you  had 
passed;  we  sought  to  avoid  war,  but  it  was 
fastened  upon  us.'* 

**  I  am  in  no  condition,"  I  answered,  "  to  dis- 
pute with  you  upon  facts;  but  your  adversaries 
were  in  the  phrenzy  of  a  sanguinary  revolution, 
jmd  were  more  likely  to  destroy  themselves  than 
to  injure  others. — ^You  should  therefore  have 
exerted  your  influence  with  other  governments 
to  leave  them  unmolested ;  and  if,  by  a  firm  and 
faithful  combination,  some  safe  direction  could 
not  be  given  to  so  inflamed  and  dangerous  a 
people,  all  nations  should  have  stood  aloof 
from  them  as  from  the  mouth  of  a  volcano, 
attaching  their  own  subjects  by  wise  and  indul- 

gent 


(     144     ) 

gent  councils,  increasingybr  the  time  their  mili- 
tary establishments,  and  keeping  within  their 
own  territories  in  a  state  of  impregnable  defence. 

"  But  supposing  the  views  of  other  nations 
to  have  been  different,  or  that  differing  from 
yours  in  opinion,  your  mediation  had  been  re- 
jected, you  were  completely  independent  of  them 
all,  and  as  far  therefore  as  your  own  country  w^ 
concerned  nothing  ought  to  have  removed  you 
from  a  system  of  defence.  You  are  an  island 
with  immense  naval  and  military  strength. 
Within  yourselves  you  were  secure — and  you 
ought  not,  though  you  were  involved  in  war, 
to  have  carried  it  beyond  your  own  limits. — A 
contrary  system  could  not  have  been  contem- 
plated by  men  of  common  discretion  without 
foreseeing  a  ruinous  expense ;  but  nothing  seems 
to  have  occurred  to  your  most  sagacious  finan- 
ciers beyond  the  simple  question  of  the  compe- 
tency of  the  new  taxes  to  pay  the  interest  of 
additional  loans ;  their  bearings  upon  the  springs 
of  national  industry  and  prosperous  commerce 

appear 


(     145     ) 

appear  to  have  been  wholly  overlooked,  except 
in  the  closets  of  a  few  speculative  writers  who 
foresaw  the  ruin  of  the  system,  but  miscalculated 
its  period,  from  not  taking  into  account  the 
almost  incredible  energies  of  your  extraordinary 
people.  This  was  a  great  evil ;  because  when 
the  £era  of  their  prophecies  had  passed  away,  it 
operated  as  a  kind  of  license  for  unbounded  pro- 
fusion. (Economists  were  of  course  discoun- 
tenanced, and  jobbers  of  every  description  en- 
couraged in  a  triumphant  cry  against  factious 
predictions,  until  it  seems  to  have  become  a 
received  or  rather  an  unquestionable  axiom 
amongst  you,  that  no  debt  which  figures  could 
extend  to  denominate  would  ever  affect  the 
invulnerable  and  immortal  Armata;  since,  con- 
trary to  the  experience  of  our  jockeys  in  Eng- 
land, t  he  more  weight  she  had  carried  the  greater 
had  been  her  speed.  That  this  bubble  did  not 
burst  whilst  hostilities  continued  may  easily  be 
accounted  for. — Whilst  your  government  was 
the  universal  paymaster,  your  forges  resounded 
night  and  day,  your  looms  were  incessantly 

L  plied 


(     146    ) 

plied,  and  your  warehouses  for  manufactures 
and  natural  productions  were  almost  hourly 
emptied  and  replenished ;  high  prices  and  prompt 
payments  were  considered  as  symbols  of  the 
most  permanent  prosperity,  and  the  just  pride 
of  national  glory  confirmed  the  delusion  : — 
well  may  it  he  called  delusion  I  because  the  traf- 
fic which  you  imagined  had  enriched  you  was 
carried  on  with  your  own  capitals,  and  every 
article  purchased  was  paid  for  with  your  own 
money.  Individual  sellers  were,  no  doubt,  often 
more  than  compensated  for  their  proportions  of 
what  all  of  you  were  to  discharge,  but  the  com- 
munity of  course  became  poor  in  the  proportion 
of  the  amount  expended,  since  the  amount  ex- 
pended was  their  own.  When  peace  therefore 
came,  which  had  been  so  long  and  so  anxiously 
looked  for,  markets  of  every  description  and  the 
prices  of  all  commodities  became  comparatively 
nothing,  whilst  the  people  were  bent  to  the 
earth  by  the  interest  of  the  money  borrowed  to 
pay  for  the  goods  which  had  been  sold.  Your 
great  purchaser  was,  no  doubt,  most  liberal  and 

punctual 


(     147    ) 

punctual  in  his  payments,  but  they  could  only 
be  made  by  his  putting  his  hand  into  your  own 
pockets.  It  is  folly  to  say,  that  the  public  debt 
of  a  nation  is  nothing,  being  only  owing  from 
the  community  at  large  to  a  pai^t  of  it,  and  so 
returning  in  a  circle ;  likening  it  to  money  due 
from  members  of  the  same  family  to  one  another, 
which,  it  was  said,  would  leave  the  family  just 
the  same  as  if  no  such  loans  amongst  themselves 
had  existed.  There  might  be  some  colour  for 
this  comparison  if  the  wliole  population  were 
public  creditors  in  equal  proportions ;  btlt  what  . 
would  become  of  the  argument,  if  the  lenders 
Were  not  more  than  a  twelfth  part  of  the  people, 
and  if  those  who,  when  the  taxes  were  brought 
back  by  government  into  circulation,  received 
any  part  of  them  for  services  or  from  favour 
were  but  another  twelfth  part  of  them  ? — could 
it,  in  such  a  case,  be  maintained  as  a  grave 
argument  that  the  five-sixths  of  the  public, 
paying  the  same  as  individuals,  but  receiving 
nothing  in  return  for  their  equal  contributions, 
were  yet* on  a  footing  of  equality  with  others 
L  2  .  .  who 


\ 


(     148     ) 

who  were  more  than  indemnified,  and  even  with 
those  who  had  been  enriched?  or  could  it  be 
hazarded  as  doctrine  by  any  political  oeconomist, 
that  a  nation  so  circumstanced  could  be  equally 
powerful  or  prosperous,  or  its  inhabitants  equally 
happy  as  if  the  public  wealth  flowed  in  a  natu- 
ral current  through  all  the  various  classes  of 
the  civilized  world  ?  Such  sophistry  might  well 
pass  current  in  England,  where  nobody  has  an 
interest  in  questioning  it,  because  our  debt  is 
too  insignificant  to  raise  up  antagonists  to 
oppose  it ;  but  if  we  had  seventy  millions  to  pay 
annually,  a  sum  more  than  half  the  rental  of 
our  whole  kingdom,  and  if  only  three  or  four 
millions  of  our  people,  out  of  our  whole  great 
population,  received  any  part  of  it  back  again, 
but  remained  in  a  comparative  state  of  poverty 
and  exclusion,  the  air  would  ring  with  ex- 
clamations against  the  propagation  of  an  error 
so  palpably  dangerous  and  destructive,  . 

"  It  cannot,  indeed,  be  better  exposed,  since  it 
should  only  be  met  by  ridicule,  than  by  telling 

you 


(     149    ) 

you  of  a  loss  which  I  personally  suffered  before 
I  left  England,  and  for  which  I  was  not  a  little 
laughed  at  amongst  my  acquaintance — 

**  I  happened  to  go,  after  a  theatrical  repre- 
sentation in  London,  to  a  general  rendezvous 
for  refreshment  in  the  neighbourhood  of  the 
play-house :  whilst  I  was  at  supper,  there 
came  into  my  box  a  person  in  a  state  of  great 
agitation  and  distress. — His  appearance  be- 
spoke the  utmost  poverty,  and  I  was  there- 
fore not  a  little  surprized  to  see  him  pull  out 
of  his  pocket  a  time-piece,  of  great  beauty,  set 
round  with  precious  stones,  which  he  offered  to 
sell  me  just  at  any  price  I  would  set  upon 
it,  adding,  that  nothing  but  finding  an  imme- 
diate purchaser  could  save  himself  and  an  infant 
family  from  destruction.  I  excused  myself,  by 
saying,  that  I  hoped  he  would  not  think  I 
meant  to  insult  him  by  any  suspicion  of  his 
honesty,  but  that  common  prudence,  as  well  as 
justice  to  others,  inspired  a  reasonable  restraint 
jn  such  a  case  upon  the  most  charitable  feelings. 

L  3  I  told 


(     150     ) 

I  told  him,  however,  giving  him  at  the  same 
lime  my  address,  that  what  he  asked  for  was  at 
his  service,  but  not  as  the  price  of  his  watch, 
which  should  be  re-delivered  on  the  re-payment 
of  the  money.  He  seemed  greatly  affected  by 
my  proposal,  returned  me  a  thousand  thanks, 
pressed  my  hands  between  his,  and  turning 
aside,  as  if  to  conceal  his  tears,  retired  with  the 
bank  notes  I  had  given  him.  On  returning 
home  I  shewed  the  watch  to  my  family,  taking 
not  a  little  credit  for  having  refused  so  advan- 
tageous a  bargain,  saying  it  must  be,  at  least,  of 
equal  value  with  my  own,  which  had  cost  me 
five  times  the  money.  I  now  put  my  hand 
into  my  pocket  to  make  the  comparison,  but 
found  I  had  it  not.  To  cut  the  matter  short, 
which  you  no  doubt  already  anticipate,  it  was  my 
own  watch  I  had  paid  for,  which  this  ingeni- 
ous stranger  had  deprived  me  of  in  the  play- 
house, and  sold  to  me  as  his."  Seeing  my  friend 
almost  convulsed  with  laughter,  I  could  not 
help  saying  to  him,  "  Laughable  as  it  may  be, 
it  is  scarcely  an  exaggeration  of  the  account 

you 


(  151  ) 

you  have  been  giving  me  of  your  country  dur- 
ing your  late  war,  and  if  you  understood  Latia 
I  would  say  to  you — 

De  te  fabula  narratur. 

"  The  true  way  of  estimating  the  disastrous 
consequences  of  your  present  taxation,  is  to 
figure  to  yourself  (if  you  can  bear  the  reflection) 
the  sensation  it  would  at  this  moment  produce, 
if  some  new  and  unexpected  source  of  annual 
revenue  were  to  start  up  to  the  amount  of 
twenty  millions  of  your  money. — Would  it  not  in 
your  present  condition  be  like  a  resurrection 
from  the  dead? — Yet  in  this  one  reign  you  have 
created  a ,  perpetual  burthen  of  nearly  twice 
that  sum.  Could  volumes  so  strikingly  detail 
the  effect  of  this  worst  of  evils  ? 

"  The  cause  of  your  distress  is  therefore  the 
clearest  imaginable.^ — Your  governme.it  collects 
in  taxes  so  large  a  proportion  of  your  property, 
that  the  rest  is  not  sufficient  to  support  your 
people;  in  such  a  case  it  is  a  mistake  to  com- 

L  4  plain 


(     152    ) 

plain  of  the  want  of  a  circulating  medium  as  an 
accidental  and  temporary  cause  of  your  difficul- 
ties, capable  of  being  removed  by  politic  con- 
trivances. We  have  a  vulgar  saying  in  Eng- 
land, that  you  can  have  no  more  of  a  cat  than 
his  skin;  and  if  out  of  twenty  shillings,  not  less 
than  ten  are  consumed  by  government  and  by  col- 
lateral burthens,  ten  only  can  remain  in  real  and 
substantial  circulation ;  the  scarcity  of  money 
may  be  lamented,  and  ingenious  devices  may 
be  held  out  as  remedies,  but  without  a  radical 
system  of  improvement,  rendering  property  more 
productive,  and  trade  more  prosperous,  what 
danger  can  be  greater  than  opportunities  of  bor- 
rowing, when  there  are  no  means  of  repaying 
what  is  borrowed? — If  land,  from  having  sunk 
below  its  former  rental,  is  mortgaged  to  more 
than  half  its  value,  would  it  be  any  thing  like 
an  advantage  to  the  proprietor  to  find  out  even 
a  fair  lender,  who  would  advance  him  money 
on  the  remaining  part?  since,  without  some 
means  of  improvement,  his  estate  in  the  end  must 
infallibly  be  sold* 

«'  The 


(     153     ) 

**The  same  consequences  apply  equally  to  com- 
munities as  to  individuals,  and  there  is  there- 
fore no  safety  for  Armata,  but,  first,  in  the  wis- 
dom of  her  government,  and  in  the  energies  of 
her  people,  to  raise  the  value  of  every  species  of 
property,  by  the  almost  infinite  ways  within 
their  reach ;  and  secondly,  by  the  immediate 
reduction  of  her  expenditure  to  square  with 
her  revenue,  as  far  as  can  be  made  consistent 
with  the  public  safety  and  the  principles  of 
national  justice. 

"  A  great  orator  in  our  ancient  world,  when 
asked  what  was  thej^r^^,  and  the  second,  and 
the  third  perfection  of  eloquence,  still  answered 
Action,  not  to  exclude  other  perfections  but  to 
mark  its  superior  importance  ;  so  /,  who  am  no 
orator  at  all,  but  a  plain  man,  speaking  plainly 
of  the  policy  of  an  exhausted  country,  must 
say  that  your  first,  and  your  second,  and  your 
thi7^d  duty,  is  retrenchment,  meaning,  as  the 
rhetorician,  not  that  it  is  your  whole  duty,  but 
only  that  its  pre-eminence  may  be  felt. 

"lam 


(     154    ) 

"  I  am  aware  of  the  great  difficulties  which 
must  attend  a  satisfactory  execution  of  this 
momentous  trust,  but  after  what  you  have 
related  of  Armata,  /  cannot  doubt  the  result. — 
On  the  contrary,  a  severe  and  unexampled 
pressure  may  open  men's  eyes  to  their  real  con- 
dition, and  give  such  a  simultaneous  impulse  to 
your  government  and  people,  as  to  make  them 
act  harmoniously  and  firmly,  in  devising  and 
submitting  to  the  measures  necessary  for  the 
redemption  of  your  affairs. 

"  In  this  grand  process  of  restoration,  it  is  of 
the  first  importance  that  the  public  mind  should 
not  take  a  wrong  direction,  looking  for  savings 
which  in  the  aggregate  would  be  as  nothing, 
whilst  principles  of  justice,  which  are  every 
thing,  were  disregarded. — Your  retrenchments 
must  not  have  the  character  of  confiscations 
nor  of  revolutionary  heat,  and  the  different 
classes  of  your  people,  so  happily  blended  as  to 
have  a  common  interest,  must  not  be  set  at 
variance. — No  justice  can  be  done  where  irri- 
tation 


(     155    ) 

tation  prevails,  and  in  England  therefore  no 
court  is  permitted  to  sit  in  judgment,  unless 
they  who  are  to  pronounce  it  are  dispassionate 
and  unbiassed. — I  can  see  no  distinction  between 
the  members  of  a  community  in  a  great  crisis  of 
its  affairs — when  a  ship  is  in  distress  all  on  board 
must  take  their  turns  at  the  pump. — The  public 
creditor  undoubtedly  lends  his  money  upon  the 
faith  of  the  whole  nation,  pledged  through  its 
government  to  a  stipulated  return,  and  it  is  a 
MOST  SACRED  PLEDGE;  but  the  landholder  im- 
proves his  property  upon  the  same  faith,  that 
he  shall  enjoy  its  profits,  subject  only  to  an 
equal  burthen  upon  all. — What  colour. then  is 
there  for  saying,  that,  if  that  revenue  were  to 
fall  short  to  which  the  public  creditor  looked 
when  he  lent  his  money,  the  deficiency  should 
be  made  up  to  him  by  disproportionate 
burthens  upon  lands  on  which  he  had  no  mort- 
gage, nor  their  proprietors  any  special  benefit 
from  the  loans? 

**  Neither — and  for  the  same  reasons — ought 

you 


(    156    ) 

you  to  lay  disproportionate  burthens  upon  the 
profits  of  any  manufactures  or  ingenious  arts, 
begun  in  any  given  state  of  your  country,  that 
you  may  keep  what  is  termed  good  faith  with 
a  very  limited  number  of  your  subjects. — Every 
just  government,  however,  must  proceed  in  ex- 
treme or  in  new  cases  with  the  utmost  cau- 
tion, taking  care  that  no  principle  is  adopted 
which  works  a  wrong,  however  small  in  the 
particular  instance  it  may  appear,  because  it 
opens  a  door  to  other  wrongs,  the  extent  of 
which  cannot  be  known,  and  saps  the  very 
foundations  of  the  social  contract. — The  true 
course  to  be  pursued  is,  after  all,  most  difficult 
in  the  details,  though  the  principles,  as  I  have 
said,  are  clear;  since  with  every  qualification 
of  wisdom  and  justice  in  those  who  may  have 
to  act,  or  of  fortitude  and  patience  in  those 
who  are  to  suffer,  differences  of  opinion  must 
always  attend  any  sudden  and  cutting  reforms 
in  great  national  establishments,  both  as  to  the 
extent  of  reductions  and  the  seasons  for  their 
accomplishment.^ — Every  class  will  feel  most 

acutely 


(     157    ) 

acutely  for  itself,  and  it  is  difficult  to  be  a  righ- 
teous judge  in  our  own  cause. — This  prejudice 
may  even  extend  to  cases  where  there  can  be 
no  approach  to  self-interest,  and  it  may  per- 
haps most  powerfully  affect  my  own  judgment 
at  this  moment,  when  I  am  discussing  the 
policy  of  another  world. — The  first  object  of 
retrenchment  after  the  general  peace  you  have 
described,  ought  undoubtedly,  to  some  ejctent 
or  other,  to  be  the  reduction  of  your  naval 
and  military  forces;  because  their  services  are 
no  longer  necessary  for  your  safety;  but  they 
may  again  be  necessary,  and  the  utmost  skill 
and  caution  are  therefore  required  to  pre- 
serve t\\€ix  fabric  and  constitution,  when  you 
diminish  their  extent. — The  condition  also  of 
many  who  have  so  nobly  served  you,  is  a  sub- 
ject /  almost  weep  to  think  on. — It  should  be 
remembered,  that  those  brave  men  have  been 
for  years  together  in  most  perilous  and  unwhole- 
some stations;  that  their  pay  could  not  be  suf- 
ficient to  support  them,  and  in  many  cases  their 
families^lso,— left  behind  them,  oppressed  with 

poverty 


(     158     ) 

poverty  and  the  wretchedness  of  separation.-— 
It  is  surely,  therefore,  an  intemperate  spirit 
that  would  drown  the  acclamations  of  joy  for 
victories  purchased  with  their  blood,  by  a  cla- 
mour to  dismiss  them,  at  once,  to  hopeless 
misery. — A  reduction  you  must  nevertheless 
make,  since  an  unusual  pressure  demands  it, 
but  let  not  their  cause  be  prejudiced  by  imagi- 
nary dangers  to  your  civil  government,  which, 
with  one  stroke  of  a  pen,  can  sweep  away  tlieir 
very  name  and  existence. — Be  firm,  then,  in 
your  purpose  to  lop  off  all  burthens  which  lean 
without  necessity  upon  your  revenues,  but  be 
gentle  and  considerate  in  the  process ;  softening, 
as  far  as  possible,  the  severe  privations  which 
duty  may  compel  you  to  inflict. 

"  Let  me  deceive  you  however  in  nothing. — I 
am  no  authority  on  this  part  of  your  case. — I 
was  bred  to  arms  from  my  earliest  youth  in  my 
own  world,  and  feel  such  an  enthusiasm  in  every 
thing  that  regards  the  naval  or  military  pi-o- 
fessions,  that  if  the  subject  had  arisen  with  us, 

and 


(  m  )^ 

and  I  had  been  placed  in  our  public  coun- 
cils, I  should  probably  have  differed  in 
opinion  from  those  with  whom  I  differ  in 
nothing  else." 


17/ 


:i 


oy.k' 


CHAP- 


(     160    ) 


CHAPTER  XII. 

In  which  the  Author  continues  to  deliver  his  Opinion  upon  the 
State  and  Condition  of  Armata. 

"Another  momentous  duty  now  presents  it- 
self, and  of  a  more  pleasant  character. — Whilst 
you  are  reducing  your  expenditure,  every  effort 
ought  to  be  made,  and,  if  possible,  without  the 
aid  of  new  burthens,  to  regenerate  the  public 
estate,  which  neither  in  its  value  nor  in  any  of 
its  resources,  has  nearly  reached  its  height. — 
From  an  inhabitant  of  another  world  you  cannot 
expect  details;  but,  founding  myself  upon  your 
own  statements,  I  will  point  out  some  manifest 
errors  in  your  system,  and  advert  to  the  most 
obvious  remedies : 

"  In  the  first  place,  then,  to  enable  a  state  to 
collect  a  great  and  direct  revenue  from  the 
property  of  the  people,  it  ought  to  be  a  grand 
object  to  make  all  collateral  burthens  press  upon 

them 


(     161     ) 

them  as  lightly  as  possible  by  the  most  refined 
policy  in  the  administrations  of  all  inferior 
departments,  and  to  suffer  no  abuses  whatsoever 
to  prevail  in  them :  this  is  not  the  work  of  a- 
day,^  but  of  painful  and  long-continued  labour 
in  the  legislative  body,  and  throughout  all  the; 
magistracies  of  the  country. 

"  That  this  duty  has  been  wholly  lost  sight 
of  in  a  most  vital  part  of  3'our  concerns, 
you  have  yourself  admitted  and  lamented. — 
Nothing  indeed  can  be  so  extravagantly  absurd 
and  preposterous  as  the  management  or  rather 
THE  CREATION  of  your  poor,  by  which  youi: 
government  suffers  to  escape  from  it,  (without  any 
relief  to  its  subjects,  but  on  the  contrary  op- 
pressing and  corrupting  them,)  an  annual  revenue 
©f  nearly  half  yonr  general  taxes  when  you  1; 
late  war  began,  since  you  have  stated  that  above 
seven  millions  are  every  year  collected  on  that 
account. — To  advise  you,  in  this  case,  requires 
no  local  knowledge ;  an  inhabitant  of  the  moon, 
ch'opped  down  from  it  upon  your  surface,  would, 
^■^  M  in 


(   m  > 

in  the  very  next  moment,  be  fully  qualified  to 
condemn  the  absurd  and  disgraceful  system  of 
your  laws. — It  was  an  insult,  (though  I  am  sure 
not  intended,)  to  ask  me  what  England  would 
do  in  a  condition  to  which  she  never  can  be 
reduced. — England    would    never  have   per- 
mitted her  houses  of  charity,  if  a  mistaken  policy 
had  erected   them,    to  be  converted   into   the 
haunts  of  vagabonds   and   prostitutes  to  knot 
and  gender  in,  throwing  the  whole  burthen  of 
their  debaucheries  upon  the  industrious  classes 
of  her  people — England  would  laugh  to  scorn 
the  laboured  system  of  folly  you  have  described, 
bringing  no  comfort  to  the  necessitous,  whilst  it 
swallows    up,    in   many   instances,    the   entire 
property  on  which  it  professes  to  be  a  tax — - 
England,  instead  of  setting  up  courts  through- 
out the  whole  country  to  play  at  foot-ball  with 
the   unhappy,   whom    she   meant   to    protect, 
driving  them  to  and  fro  from  one  part  of  the 
kingdom  to  the  other — England  would  begin 
by  confining  public  charity  to  those  who  were 
real  objects  of  charitable  support;  and,  wise  m 

all 


(     163    ) 

all  her  regulations,  would  then  enact  a  system 
of  equal  and  local  contribution  from  all  who, 
from  any  source  of  property  or  industry,  could 
spare  it;  a  contribution  which  the  wealthy 
would  not  feel,  and  which  would  be  felt  even 
by  the  lowest  orders  not  as  a  burthen,  but  as  » 
protection  from  ever  being  themselves  tlie 
objects  of  a  degrading  and  corrupting  relief. — 
Those  mischievous  receptacles  of  vice  and 
misery,  which  you  so  justly  and  feelingly  te- 
probated,  would  then  be  everywhere  rased  to 
the  foundations ;  the  poor  would  be  restored 
to  their  domestic  comforts^  and  contributing 
millions  to  an  useless  and  devouring  taxation, 
would  be  enabled  to  relieve  the  public  as  they 
became  themselves  relieved. — When  by  such  a 
new  system  of  laws,  as  wise  and  protective  as 
the  present  is  absurd  and  oppressive,  the  mites 
of  almost  the  poorest  came  to  be  dropped  into 
the  boxes  of  so  blessed  an  institution  throughout 
every  district  in  your  country,  pauperism  would 
soon  entirely  disappear. — It  often  indeed  exists 
in  its  most  wretched  and  degraded  forms,  when 

M  2  what 


(     1^4     ). 

what  can  be  saved  amongst  the  lower  classes, 
instead  of  being  deposited  weekly,  for  their  own 
benefit,  is  consumed  nightly,  in  haunts  where 
liquid  fire  is  prepared  for  them,  utterly  destroy- 
ing their  constitutions,  and  disqualifying  them 
from  all  the  duties  of  good  husbands,  or  fathers, 
or  subjects,  notone  of  which  an  habitual  drunkard 
was  ever  yet  qualified  to  fulfiL 

"  But  the  subject  of  your  pauperism  is  far  from 
being  finished. — Humanity  cannot  pronounce 
that  the  poor  shall  receive  no  alms  when  they 
can  work,  if  there  be  no  work  for  them. — - 
Every  thing  therefore  you  have  said  regarding 
those  oppressive  burthens,  in  the  whole  of  which 
I  have  just  concurred  with  you,  must  go  com- 
pletely for  nothing,  and  be  without  any  possible 
remedy  until  this  radical  and  destructive  defect 
in  your  present  condition  is  removed, 

"  Your  laws  for  the  support  of  the  poor 
were  made  in  a  sound  and  wholesome  state  of 
your  country,  when  it  was  a  just  legal  presump- 
t-  ^  .  -f/  2  -i  tion, 


(     165     ) 

^ion,  that  every  man  who  was  able  and  willing 
to  work  might  find  employment ;  but  that  is  not 
the  case  now,  and  the  evil  may  be  most  distinctly 
traced  to  your  great  taxation,  and  to  an  erroneous 
policy,  which,  by  depressing  agriculture,  has 
depressed  every  thing  else. — ^To  use  the  words 
of  a  great  poet  of  England,  *  We  track  the  felon 
home.' — This  most  important  subject  lies  within 
the  narrowest  compass,  and  may  be  summed  up 
in  a  word. — Indeed,  you  have  almost  exhausted 
it  yourself,  and  I  have  little  that  is  my  own  to 
offer.  i'^\id  .{h^K^llr: 

"  The  mischief  began  in  the  mistaken  system 
you  adopted  for  the  importation  of  foreign 
grain;  but  however  your  government  might 
have  been  perplexed  and  almost  overborne  on 
the  first  consideration  of  the  subject,  I  cannot 
anticipate  that  it  will  suffer  such  a  monstrous 
evil  to  continue.— It  must  surely  see  that  the 
profits  of  a  few  importing  merchants,  engaged  in 
speculations  of  this  description,  can  never  cir- 
culate with  the  same  advantage  as  if  the  same 

M  3  capital 


(     166    ) 

capital  were  flowing  in  various  channels  as  a 
kind  of  irrigation  of  wealth  through  every  nook 
and  cx)rner  of  your  island,  giving  universal  spirit 
to  agriculture,  and  employment  to  millions  who 
must  become  national  burthens  when  it  declines. 

"  You  will  now,  of  course,  ask  for  the  remedies, 
which  appear  to  me  as  obvious  as  the  evils  to 
which  they  are  to  be  applied. — You  must  not 
expect  that  remedial  effects  can  be  sudden, 
when  the  causes  of  your  difficulties  are  con- 
sidered; but  if  they  are  wisely  adopted  and 
firmly  persevered  in,    I  will  warrant  the 

RESULT. 

^*  The  SOIL,  then,  of  every  country,  and  the 
-bringing  to  the  utmost  perfection  its  various 
productions,  are  the  foundations  of  all  wealth 
and  prosperity.— You  might  as  well  hope  to  see 
the  human  body  in  active  motion  when  palsy 
had  reached  the  heart,  or  a  tree  flourishing  after 
its  roots  were  decayed,  as  expect  to  see  manu- 
fiactures,  or  arts,  or  industry  of  any  description 


(    167    ) 

progressive,  when  agriculture  has  declined^-^ 
In  an  island  like  Armata,  where  the  earth 
and  the  climate  are  so  propitious,  no  man 
ought  to  be  able  to  set  his  foot  upon,  the 
ground,  except  upon  the  public  roads,  or  the 
streets  of  cities,  without  treading  upon  human 
sustenance;  and  it  ought  to  be  a  fundamental 
policy  to  bring  your  entire  surface  into  the  best 
considered  use  by  prudent  and  appropriate  culti- 
vation.— Well  directed  bounties,  and  skilful 
relaxations  of  your  imposts  where  they  press 
too  severely,  might  still  accomplish  this  object; 
and  the  unnatural  state  of  yonr  country  for  so 
long  a  period  most  imperiously  demands  the 
attempt ;  as,  without  some  immediate  exertion, 
thousands,  perhaps  millions  of  acres,  will  soon 
fall  back  into  the  desart  more  rapidly  than  they 
were  reclaimed. 

"  This  retrogression  of  agriculture  would  be 
portentous,  if  the  causes  were  not  obvious. — 
The  lands  I  principally  speak  of  w^ere  not 
brought  into  cultivation  by  a  natural  course  of 
^^^^^  jvi4  bus- 


'(    168    ) 

husbandry,  but  were  forced  into  production 
at  an  expense  that  your  markets  during  war 
could  only  repay ;  and  the  utmost  exertion  of 
unprotected  proprietors  can  never,  I  fear,  redeem 
them  from  the  consequences  of  such  an  improvi- 
dent course — the  State  alone  can  save  them,  and 
the  public  loss  will  otherwise  be  ten-fold  the 
amount  of  the  greatest  sacrifice  which  need  be 
made  to  prevent  returning  barrenness  from  deso^ 
lating  your  land. 

"  It  is  not  Money  that  government  could  be 
asked  for,  but,  as  I  hav^e  just  said,  the  skilful  ma- 
nagement of  revenue,  and  an  unremitting  atten- 
tion in  her  legislature  to  the  smaller  springs  of 
national  oeconomy,  which  are  not  examined  or 
thought  of  when  the  body  politic  is  in  a  rude  state 
of  health, — the  science  of  agriculture  is  by  no 
means  at  its  height;  and  in  the  almost  miraculous 
advance  of  chemistry,  new  means  may  be  found, 
from  the  concentration  of  known  composts  and 
the  discovery  of  new,  to  lessen  the  cost  of 
culture,  and  to  increase  its  returns.— But  here 
'Cj^  h  \!i  again 


(  m  ) 

'again  your  revenue  stalks  like  a  ghost  across 
my  path  whichever  way  I  turn;  as  otherwise 
you  have  a  superior  unbounded  source  of  im- 
provement trodden  under  your  very  feet,  and 
cast  as  refuse  into  your  rivers,  beyond  all  that 
chemistry  is  ever  likely  to  discover. — You  have 
-^alt,  you  say,  in  endless  abundance,  but  your 
necessity  turns  it  into  money,  even  to  forty  times 
its  value,  instead  of  spreading  it  abroad  for  vari- 
ous uses,  to  rise  up  in  property  which  no  money 
could  purchase. — After  thus  taxing  to  the  very 
bone  this  life's  blood  of  your  people,  why,  to  be 
consistent,  do  you  not  bind  up  by  law  their 
veins  and  arteries  to  prevent  circulation? — Do 
you  know  what  salt  alone  would  do  for  you  if 
it  were  not  seized  upon  as  revenue  and  clung  to 
perhaps  as  a  plank  which  you  cannot  quit  in 
your  distress? — I  will  speak  of  its  other  uses 
hereafter;  but  can  you  be  so  ignorant  as 
not  to  know,  that  by  taking  the  tax  upon 
it  directly  as  money,  you  rob  yourselves  of 
iifty  times  its  amount  in  the  productions 
of  your  soil,  in  your  fisheries  and  manufac- 
1  '^  tures, 


(     170    ) 

tures,  and  in  the  universal   prosperity  of  the 
country  ? 

"  Lime,  which  has  caused  to  start  into  life  the 
most  inert  and  sterile  parts  of  Great  Britain,  is 
just  nothing  as  a  manure  when  compared  wdth 
salt,  which  differs  from  it,  besides,  in  two  remark- 
able qualities,  decisive  of  its  superior  value. — 
Lime,  and  I  believe  all  other  known  composts, 
are  powerful  only  according  to  the  quantities 
in  which  they  are  used,  whereas  salt,  to  be  use- 
ful, must  be  sparingly  employed;  it  corrupts 
vegetable  substances  when  mixed  with  them  in 
^mall  quantities,  but  preserves  them  when  it 
predominates  in  the  mass. — It  is  needless  there- 
fore to  add,  that  independently  of  its  compara- 
tive lightness,  the  expense  both  of  the  article 
and  its  carriage  must  be  very  greatly  diminished. 
Yet  you  rob  the  mother  of  your  people  of  this 
food  which  indulgent  nature  has  cast  into  her 
lap,  sufficient,  as  you  will  see  hereafter,  to 
feed  all  her  children,  even  if  their  numbers 
were  doubled. 

^'  Nothing 


(     171    ) 

"  Nothing  indeed  can  so  clearly  expose  the 
infinite  danger  of  pubHc  profusion,  as  the  neces- 
sity it  imposes  upon  almost  all  governments,  of 
direct  taxation  upon  articles  of  universal  and  in- 
dispensable consumption :  such  revenues  are  un- 
doubtedly always  great^  and,  in  moderation,  are 
therefore  the  best;  but  when  they  are  pushed 
beyond  the  mark,  which  an  enlightened  view 
of  the  whole  concerns  of  a  country  would  make 
manifest  to  a  great  statesman,  the  advantages 
obtained  are  countervailed  and  become  nothing ; 
because  they  dry  up  other  sources  of  wealth 
and  improvement  which  would  carry  even 
greater  burthens,  whilst  the  national  prosperity 
was  preserved. 

"  To  continue'  this  momentous  subject,  be 
assured  that  the  very  being  of  your  country, 
abo*oe  all  at  this  moment,  depends  upon  your 
making  your  own  soil  support  your  most  ex- 
tended population,  and  that  to  consider  popu- 
lation as  an  evil,  is  to  be  wiser  than  God,  who, 
in  your  earth  as  in  mine,  commanded  man  to  in- 
crease 


(     172    ) 
t^rease  and  multiply,  and  who,  I  am  persuaded, 
throughout  all  creation,  has  ordained  that  no- 
thing should  go  backward  or  stand  still. 

"  If  there  wrere  no  other  proof  of  the  pre- 
eminence of  agriculture,  let  it  be  remembered 
that  it  is  the  greatest  source  of  labour,  and  in 
a  proportion  little  understood,  because  it  not 
only  comprehends  the  direct  and  immediate 
labour  upon  its  surface  and  in  its  bowels^  but 
the  labour  also  of  various  arts  and  manufactures, 
whose  raw  materials  it  produces. — Labour,  in- 
deed, is  the  salt  of  the  earth,  the  preserver  and 
nourisher  of  all  things — the  curse  that  man 
should  eat  his  bread  with  the  sweat  of  his  brow, 
was  mercifully  repealed  in  the  very  moment  it  was 
pronounced,  and  was  changed  even  into  a  bless- 
ing— Labour  gave  him  bread,  and  a  comfort  along 
with  it,  which  nothing  like  labour  can  bestow. 
If  the  earth  produced  spontaneously,  it  might 
be  a  paradise  for  angels,  but  no  habitation  for 
beings  formed  like  ourselves;  without  labour, 
what  could  support  or  adorn  the  whole  fabric 

of 


(     173     ) 

of  society  ? — It  would  vanish  like  an  enchant-* 
ment  *  f 

r  "  The  curse  of  death  was  also  revoked,  not 
only  by  the  promise  of  immortal  life  hereafter, 
but  to  deliver  man  at  the  very  moment  from  the 
barrenness  of  the  earth  that  was  cursed. — With- 
out death,  he  might  have  toiled  and  sweated,  but 
the  ground  would  have  yielded  nothing ;  death 
therefore  was  ordained  to  revolve  with  life  in  a 
mysterious  and  fructifying  circle. — The  cor- 
ruption of  all  created  things  returning  into  the 
bosom  of  nature,  brings  them  back  again  to  re- 
Ward  the  industry  of  man.  Every  animal  that 
dies ;  all  vegetables,  and  they  have  lives  also, 
every  substance  which  dissolves  and  becomes 
offensive,  every  heterogeneous  mixture,  which 
upon  the  surface  would  stagnate  and  become 
malignant,  brought  back  by  human  wisdom 
into  their  allotted  stations,  become  the  future 
parentsof  a  renovated  world. 

"  Can  we  suppose  then  that  God  has  per- 
formed 


(     174    ) 

formed  those  stupendous  miracles  for  nothing? 
When  our  Scripture  tells  us  that  man  was  formed 
from  the  dust  of  the  earth,  it  should  not  perhaps 
be  taken  in  a  sense  too  literal — to  the  Almighty, 
matter  was  not  necessary  for  his  creation, 
though  his  frame  was  to  be  material — it  may 
mean  that  he  could  live  only  by  the  earth,  and 
was  to  return  to  it  after  death. 

"The  first  national  object  then  is  to  feed 
your  own  people,  and  to   find  employment 
FOR  THEM  A  LL.   On  sucli  asubjcct  you  cannot  ex- 
pect details,  nor  can  you  need  them. — In  a  country 
whose  splendid  history  you  have  passed  along 
like  a  kind  of  fairy  tale  before  me,  your  means 
must  be  infinite. — You  have  not  only  the  rich- 
est and  most  various  surface  to  work  upon,  but 
subterranean   treasures,   inexhaustible  and  un- 
equalled ;  you  have  still  to  make  new  roads  and 
railways,  and  canals,  and  facilities  of  yet  undis- 
covered descriptions,  for  the  transport  of  their  pro- 
ductions, which  should  over-spread  your  soil  as  if 
there  were  a  net-work  thrown  over  it. — The  car- 
riage 


(     175    ) 

riage  of  manure,  of  materials  for  building,  and 
of  all  articles  of  traffic,  or  provisions,  are  heavy 
taxes  upon  the  raw  materials,  and  by  every  pos-* 
sible  means  should  be  diminished ;  an  obser* 
vation  equally  applying  to  every  species  of  human 
labour,  Avhether  employed  upon  the  earth  of 
in  arts  and  manufactures,  which  should  be  cur-^ 
tailed  and  lessened  not  only  by  the  utmost  stretch 
of  accidental  inventions,  but  should  be  drawn 
out  and  rewarded  and  consecrated  by  the  state. 

"  This  may  be  thought  a  paradox  whilst  the 
poor  are  calling  out  every  where  for  employ- 
ment ;  but  be  assured  no  greater  delusion  ever 
existed  than  that  the  matchless  ingenuity  of 
your  people,  in  the  construction  of  mechanical 
aids,  can  in  any  possible  instance  be  an  evil. 
I  was  shocked,  indeed,  to  hear  of  outrages, 
which  I  should  have  expected  only  to  have 
existed  amongst  the  very  dregs  of  a  civilized 
people.  The  mistaken  or  rather  the  delirious 
incitement,  is  when  numbers  are  unemployed ; 
but  how  many  more  would  be  without  employ- 
ment, 


(     176    ) 

ment,  or  rather  how  many  thousands,  and  tens 
and  hundreds  of  thousands  would  be  starving, 
if  the  machinery  they  attack  were  overthrown  ? 
In  the  present  condition  of  your  country  you 
could  not  send  a  single  bale  of  your  manufac- 
tures into  a  foreign  market,  if  they  were  to  be 
worked  up  only  by  manual  labour,  and  then  not 
only  the  turbulent  destroyers,  but  the  most 
diligent  of  your  people  must  perish.  Having 
been  blessed  with  religious  parents,  my  mind 
was  directed,  from  my  earliest  youth,  to  contem- 
plate the  benevolent  dispensations  of  an  offended 
God ;  and  in  nothing  have  they  inspired  a  more 
Constant  and  grateful  admiration  than  that  when 
the  first  and  greatest  of  his  works  had  been  cast 
down  for  disobedience  into  the  most  forlorn  and 
helpless  condition,  he  should  not  only  be  gifted 
to  subdue  to  his  use  and  dominion  all  inferior 
things,  but  that,  fashioned  after  the  image  of 
Heaven,  he  should  be  enabled  to  scan  its  most 
distant  worlds,  and  to  augment  his  own  strength 
in  mitigation  of  his  appointed  labour,  by  engines 
so  tremendously  powerful  as  would  crush,  with 
J  ■  a  sin- 


(     177    ) 

a  single  stroke,  his  weak  frame  to  atoms,  whilst 
they  form,  under  his  directing  skill,  the  smallest 
and  most  delicate  things  for  the  uses  and  orna- 
ments of  the  world. 

"  You  must  beat  down  those  insane  outrages 
by  the  whole  strength  and  vigour  of  your  laws. 
Select  the  guiltiest  for  condign  punishment; 
but  let  no  such  guilt  he  spared'' 

Morven  here  expressed  his  highest  satisfac- 
tion. Taking  me  by  the  hand,  he  assured  me 
that  the  v try  existence  of  Armata  depended  upon 
the  most  unremittmg  execution  of  the  laws  in 
this  respect;  and  I  was  glad  to  find  that  her 
government  had*  acted  with  the  greatest  promp- 
titude and  firmness  in  stigmatizing  and  punish- 
ing this  opprobrium  of  a  civilized  world. 

As  I  was  preparing  to  finish  the  little  I  had  to 
say  to  him,  he  desired  we  might  pause  a  moment, 
that  what  had  been  last  said  might  be  the  better 
remembeped ;  and  opening  the  door,  which  led 

N  to 


(     178    ) 

to  the  adjoining  apartment,  I  found  a  supper  of 
twelve  covers  prepared  for  us,  and  a  mixed 
company  of  men  and  women,  apparently  most 
accomplished;  but  being  then  an  utter  stranger 
to  the  language,  I  shall  postpone  all  my  obser- 
vations upon  Armatian  society  till  I  have  to 
speak  hereafter  of  the  manners  and  amusements 
of  the  capital ;  yet  I  cannot  pass  over  that  the 
-•  women  I  saw  Were  most  beautiful,  several  .o£ 
them  singing  delightfully,  and  that,  from  their 
address  and  manner  of  speaking,  it  was  well, 
perhaps,  for  my  repose,  that  I  could  not  under- 
stand what  they  said. — The  reader,  indeed,  will 
have  to  condole  with  me  hereafter  that  I  ever 
became  more  susceptible. 


CHAP- 


(     179    ) 


CHAPTER  XIII. 

In  which  the  Author  concludes  his  Opinion  upon  the' State  and 
Condition  of  A^^at a. 

When  Morven  visited  me  next  morning,  he 
expressed  his  impatience  to  hear  what  had  been 
left  unfinished  the  night  before ;  and  I  then  pro- 
ceeded as  follows : — 

"  The  more  I  reflect  upon  every  part  of  your 
statement,  the  more  I  am  convinced  that  a 
grand  s^^stem  of  well  directed  industry,  sup- 
ported at  once  by  your  government  and  people, 
would  give  an  entire  new  face  to  your  country ; 
but  it  cannot  be  even  begun  without  re-casting 
the  laws  which  regulate  the  importations  of 
what  your  own  soil  could  produce.  I  am  sen- 
sible that  this  subject  is  complicated  in  the 
details,  and  that  I  cannot  be  qualified  to  deal 
with  them;  but  a  sound  principle  gives  a 
sure  direction  throughout  all  the  branches  of 

N  2         -  political 


(     180     ) 

political  oeconomy.  Until  you  come  into  the 
full  enjoyment  of  what  wisdom  is  sure  to  bestow, 
you  must,  of  course,  have  temporary  arrange- 
ments according  to  circumstances,  that  provi- 
sions may  be  always  obtained  at  steady  and 
reasonable  rates ;  but,  in  the  meantime,  your 
undoubted  policy  is  universal  cultivation, 
and  when  that  is  accomplished,  or  so  far  ad- 
vanced as  to  feed  your  people,  not  a  blade 
or  seed,  or  grain  of  any  description  ought  to  be 
permitted  to  enter  the  ports  of  your  country, 
times  of  famine  or  scarcity  excepted;  and 
even  then  the  quantity  should  be  measured  by 
the  decision  of  some  high  and  responsible  tri- 
bunal, to  secure  unfluctuating  prices,  not  so  high 
as  to  distress  the  poor,  nor  so  low  as  to  throw 
them  out  of  bread,  when  the  landholders,  who 
employ  them,  are  undersold  by  general  and 
jobbing  importations. 

"  To  speak  plainly — It  is  my  clear  opinion 
that  this  cannot  be  accomplished  in  the  present 
state  of  things,   except  by  protecting  duties, 

which 


(     181     ) 

which  should  be  so  regulated  as  to  ensure  im- 1 
portation,  without  enabling  it  to  overpower  the 
agriculture  of  your  own  country. 

"  It  would  be  speaking  at  random  to  be  more 
particular  in  concerns  so  new  to  me,  but  the 
principle  is  universal.  Importations  of  natural 
productions  may  occasionally/  be  politic,  because 
manufactures  are  often  taken  in  return  ;  but 
advantages  may  be  purchased  too  dearly,  and  no 
price  can  be  more  ruinous  than  when  foreign 
harvests  have  an  injurious  interference  with  the 
natural  productions  of  any  nation. 

"  To  avoid  this  evil,  affecting  alike  manufac- 
tures and  agriculture,  protecting  duties  have 
been  constantly  resorted  to  by  all  governments, 
and  I  cannot  even  conceive  the  danger  of  adopt- 
ing them  upon  the  present  occasion,  nor  the 
difficulty  of  settling  their  amounts. — After 
fixing  a  proper  standard,  you  might  then  keep 
up  your  present  warehousing  system,  that  you 
might  always  have  a  supply;  securing  to  the 
t \y^> \ ^*^i^ vu  -^  N  3  i m po r te«* 


(     182    ) 

importer   a   fair    prospect    of   profit,     without 
which  he  would  not  import,  but  still  keeping 
him  in  subordination  to  vour  own  cultivators, 
without  which  your  own  soil  will  infallibly  be 
neglected. — This  system,  however,  need  be  but 
tiemporary,  like  parental  duties  towards  an  infant 
until  his  growth  and  strength  are  completed; 
because,  to  say  that  notwithstanding  the  most 
politic  protections  and  bounties,  such  a  country 
^s  you  have  described   to  me   will   be   found 
unequal  in  the  end  to  the  support  of  its  own  popu- 
lation, or  that  provisions  are  likely  to  be  dearer 
in  proportion  a&  your  whole  surface  is  brought 
into  well-directed  cultivation,  are  propositions 
which  no  man  in  England,  who  dreaded  the  re- 
straints of  amad-house,  would  vent«feto  advance. 

-  "  Anticipating,  therefore,  that  a  more  pro- 
tective system  will  now  be  speedily  adopted,.  I 
may  revert  with  some  hope  to  the  condition  of 
your  poor.  When  agriculture  shall  have  re- 
vived, and  with  it  the  labour  which  is  insepa- 
rable from  its  prosperity,  the  ancient  legal 
H>;  i<H\ui  i  'C^  ^'^  presumption, 


(     183    ) 

presumption,  that  men  who  can  work  may  find 
employment,  will  revive  also;  and  you  may 
then,  without  inhumanity  or  injustice  act  up  to, 
or  even  re-enact  your  ancient  laws  which  limit 
the  objects  of  relief  to  those  whose  activities, 
from  age,  or  from  disease,  or  in  short  from  any 
disabling  infirmities,  have  been  destroyed.  I 
know  nothing,  of  course,  of  your  various  dis- 
tricts or  of  the  burthens  imposed  upon  them,  but 
I  should  not  be  at  all  surprized  if,  from  the  very 
evils  we  have  been  discussing,  the  rates  should 
Be  found  to  be  greater  in  the  agricultural  than 
in  the  manufacturing  departments  ;  because 
your  husbandmen  and  country  servants,  of  all 
descriptions,  when  employed  upon  lower  wages 
or  discharged  from  employment,  would  fall  of 
course  as  burthens  upon  the  places  where  their 
families  were  settled ;  but  on  the  renovation  of 
agriculture  the  very  reverse  of  this  would 
immediately  succeed,  and  the  rates  in  these 
places  would  not  only  be  the  lowest,  but  would 
lead  to  universal  reductions,  because,  as  labour 
increased  and  extended,    wages  would  extend 

N  4  and 


(     184     ) 

and  increase  in  proportion,  the  whole  of  which 
would  circulate  amongst  your  manufacturers 
and  traders,  who  lost  their  best  customers  when 
agriculture  declined. 

.  "  You  are  not,  perhaps,  aware  of  the  propor- 
tional ascendancy  of  land  over  other  sources  of 
wealth  and  employment. — But  speaking  gene- 
rally, and  not  from  any  positive  calculation,  a 
tax  upon  property  in  England  would  bear  upon 
land  and  houses,  as  opposed  to  trades  and  manu- 
factures, in  the  proportion  of  above  seven  to 
three;  and  in  the  numbers  of  actual  contri- 
butors of  above jfi?Mr  to  two, — This  disproportion 
marks  besides  only  the  pre-eminence  of  agri- 
culture in  the  ordinary  condition  of  a  nation ; 
but  if  England  were  in  your  exhausted  condi- 
tion, and  were  called  upon  for  a  mighty  exertion, 
you  would  see  how  her  genius  would  triumph. — 
When  pressed  down  with  a  weight  which 
threatened  destruction,  her  energies  would 
rebound,  and  raise  her  as  much  higher  than 
her  former  elevation,  as  difficulties  appeared 
1  to 


(     185     ) 

to  sink  her  beneath  it. — It  is  in  adversity  only^^. 
that  nations,  Hke  individuals,  can  be  estimated ; 
hke  ships,  you  can  know  nothing  of  them  in  a 
harbour ;  you  must  try  them  in  the  storm,  and 
prove  them  by  the  weather  that  they  make. — 
England,  I  am  sure, — (but  it  is  a  romance  so  to 
speak  of  her,  as  in  a  state  she  can  never  be 
brought  to) — England  would  begin  by  a  grand 
systematic  benevolence  to  the  distressed — but 
her  wisdom  would  inform  her  that  this  humane 
deliverance  would  be  only  ruin  to  her  people, 
if  not  immediately  followed  up  by  a  system 
which  would  enable  them  to  support  themselves ; 
and,  remembering  the  efforts  she  had  made  for 
other  nations,  which  were  comparatively  unbur- 
thened,  she  would  regulate  all  her  concerns  with 
them  upon  a  just  scale,  and  by  well-considered 
imposts,  until  she  could  cherish  all  her  children 
in  her  own  bosom,  by  making  her  fertile  soil 
repay  protected  cultivation,  neither  mocking 
the  husbandman  by  the  ruinous  vibrations  of 
markets,  nor  distressing  the  poor  by  prices 
beyond  their  reach. — When  property  was  thus 

:    ;.</  put 


(     186     ) 

put  into  the  true  road  of  returning  to  its  value, 
neither  charities  nor  bounties  would  be  neces- 
sary ;  proprietors  would  do  the  rest  for  them- 
selves— self-interest  is  the  most  spirited  reformer ; 
capitals  would  no  longer  be  wanting,  when 
land  was  the  best  of  all  securities;  and,  to  com- 
plete the  process,  she  would  brush  away  the 
cobwebs  of  fraudulent  money-dealers,  the  most 
destructive  of  all  the  vermin  that  infest  the 
earth. — Loans,  like  all  other  contracts,  should 
either  be  the  objects  of  unlimited  traflBc,  or  the 
law  that  constitutes  the  exception  should  be 
strictly  maintained. — When  a  maximum  is  esta- 
blished for  interest,  it  ought  to  be  rigorously 
enforced;  differences  of  risk  are  shallow 
subterfuges  to  support  annuities,  e.vcept  in  cases 
where  the  borrower  has  no  gf  eater  estate  than 
for  his  own  life;  because  when  he  has  a  full 
dominion  over  his  property,  and  offers  it  as  a 
security,  the  resort  to  a  contingency,  which  is 
forced  upon  him  by  the  lender  to  evade  the  lait 
that  would  rescind  the  conti^act,  and  punish  the 
extortion,  is  a  gross  and  impudent  fraud,  fbi* 
>uv^  which 


(     187    ) 

\\rhich  the  usurer  should  forfeit  his  character 
and  his  money. — Whilst  this  subterfuge  is  tole- 
rated, proprietors  of  land  must  continue  to  be 
exposed  to  the  greatest  difficulties,  and  in  its 
present  depressed  condition  a  greater  relief  is 
wanting  than  even  the  abolition  of  this  destruc- 
tive imposition.  Your  government,  m  some 
way  or  other,  should  contrive  facilities  for  loans 
upon  estates,  until  the  storm  that  now  desolates 
them  has  passed  away. 

If  "On  the  subject  of  your  manufactures  I  have 
nothing  further  to  add — their  prosperity  depends 
upon  the  unfettered  ingenuity  of  your  matchless 
people ;  but  you  ought  to  remember  that  their 
condition  is  not  the  same  as  when  you  mono- 
polized the  commerce  of  your  world,  and  that 
at  an  enormous  expense  which  leans  riiost 
heavily  upon  them,  you  have  set  up  foreign 
markets  to  rival  them.  The  details  of  this 
mighty  concern  is  the  office  of  your  statesmen, 
and  I  trust  will  be  wisely  considered.  You  have 
:iuiii.t;»f:  said 


(     188     ) 

said  that  the  improvement  of  your  fisheries  had 
not  reached  its  height. — This  is  the  moment  to, 
reach  it  by  the  most  unremitting  exertions. — 
Neither  the  sea  nor  the  land  can  have  been 
enjoyed  to  the  full,  whilst  your  population  is 
under  difficulties  for  support. — There  are  no 
doubt  with  you,  as  with  us,  various  roots  of  cheap 
and  easy  culture,  which  though  at  once  prolific 
and  nutritious,  are  not  by  themselves  inviting  to 
the  appetite,  nor  sufficient  for  a  life  of  labour, 
without  a  mixture  of  animal  food.— In  times  of 
distress,  therefore,  when  the  plough  may  fail 
you,  a  well  ploughed  ocean  would  be  a  constant 
refuge. — You  can  there  have  no  unpropitious 
seed  times,  nor  uncertain  harvests ; — tempests 
could  only  disperse  the  reapers  for  a  short  season, 
and  the  crop  would  always  remain  undamaged  in 
a  boundless  extent.— Even  in  England  the  system 
of  supply  is  far  from  being  perfect;  it  is  brought 
to  an  astonishino:  heiorht  for  the  luxuries  of 
London,  yet  is  still  defective  in  the  more  mo- 
mentous department  of  general  and  cheap  dis- 
Ujiia  tribution ; 


(     189     ) 

ti'ibution ;  but,  depend  upon  it,  our  legislature 
will  never  rest  till  this  great  object  is  accom- 
plished. 

"  With  you,   I  fear,  there  is  a  fatal  bar  to 
improvement. — Be    assured   every  attempt   to- 
wards it  must  be  abortive,  whilst  you  keep  up 
your  duty  upon  salt;  because  the  allowances 
you  make  to  those  who  are  engaged  in  fisheries, 
when  guarded  by  the  necessary  forms  to  prevent 
frauds  upon  so  important  a  revenue,  render  them 
of  no  use  whatsoever,   and  fish  can  never  be . 
made  a  support  for  an  inland  population  in  their 
natural  state. — Is  it  not,  then,  the  height  of  folly 
to  have  resort  to  foreign  fisheries  at  an  immense 
distance,  when  other   nations  leave  their  own 
coasts   and  come    almost  into   your  harbours, 
from  the  superior  abundance  of  your  seas? — 
They   take  your  finest   fish — they  cure   them 
with  your  own  salt,  the  best  in  all  your  world, 
which  is  duty-free  when  exported ;  they  main- 
tain their  people  in  comfort,  whilst  your's  arc 
everywhere  starving,   and  prosper   by  a  trade 

out 


(     190    ) 

out  of  which  you  might  drive  all  nations  before 
you,  securing  your  maritime  greatness,  whilst 
you  increased  your  internal  strength.— In  the 
creeks  and  harbours  of  all  countries,  the  smaller 
fish  are  always  so  numerous,  that  they  are  used 
for  manure  in  quantities  that  almost  exceed 
belief.— Is  it  certain  that  with  the  use  of 
salt  they  might  not  be  applied  also  to 
purposes  more  useful,  and  instead  of  being 
entirely  cast  out  in  large  masses  to  fructify  by 
corruption,  be  preserved  from  it  by  chemical 
skill,  and  be  devoted  to  the  subsistence  of 
mankind  ? 

"  Another  momentous  subject  still  more,  if 
possible,  demands  your  attention,  and  with  that 
I  shall  conclude. — One  of  the  first  sentences 
you  uttered  to  me,  after  snatching  me  from  the 
grave,  made  an  impression  upon  me  which  I 
shall  carry  there  hereafter.  You  said  that  this 
highly-favoured  island  had  been  the  chosen  ii;i- 
strument  of  Divine  dispensation,  and  that  if  she 
deserted  or  slumbered  upon  her  post,  she  would 

be 


(    191    ) 

be  relieved  and  punished — Beware  that  this 
penal  moment  is  not  at  hand. — Why  do  you 
now  permit  despotisni  and  fanaticism  to  palsy  the 
freedom  of  the  rising  world,  when  your  duty 
and  your  interest  are  struggling  for  precedency 
to  crush  them  at  a  blow  ? — If  that  vast  continent 
were  governed  according  to  the  humane  maxraisr 
of  civilized  nations,  you  would  have  no  right 
to  wrest  the  sceptre  out  of  hands  however  un- 
worthy to  wield  it;  but  since  you  have  been 
placed  for  so  many  ages  in  the  high  post  of 
honour  for  the  advancement  of  human  happi- 
ness, you  ought  to  suffer  no  other  nation  to  run 
on  before  you  in  the  rescue  of  suffering  million* 
from  famine,  dungeons,  and  the  sword. — Re- 
collect your  eulogium  upon  the  triumphs  of 
chemistry  and  mechanics : — apply  them  to  the 
mines  and  other  productions  of  those  vast  re- 
gions; not  as  robbers  or  task-masters,  but  in 
the  liberal  spirit  of  commerce  with  their  people, 
by  which  you  might  resuscitate  your  own 
country  whiUt,  you  wer^jj^rf^thing  new  life 
into  th^ir^t" , 

The 


(     i92     ) 

'  The  noble  minded  Morven  seemed  much 
pleased  and  affected,  and  spoke  as  follows,  but 
in  a  voice  so  subdued  as  if  he  almost  wished  not 
to  be  heard  : 

"  There  are  difficulties  in  the  way  of  what 
you  propose  so  warmly. — The  project  your 
honest  zeal  has  suggested  might  kindle  a  new 
war  throughout  our  whole  world,  which  might, 
in  the  end,  be  destructive  of  the  happiness  and 
freedom  you  justly  hold  so  sacred.-^— There  are 
many  desirable  objects  of  policy  that  a^  not 
within  our  immediate  reach,  and  which  we 
must  wait  Heaven's  own  time  to  see  accom- 
plished ;  but  the  principle  should  be  consecrated, 
and  the  occasion  closely  watched  for  its'  earliest 
application." 

"  Not  a  moment,"  I  answered,  "  should  ever 
be  lost  in  any  thing  we  have  to  do,  when  we  are 
sure  we  are  in  the  right;  there  is  no  time  but 
the  present  for  the  performance  of  a  practicable 
moral  duty  :   England,  in  such  a  cause,  would 

set 


(  m  ) 

set  at  nought  all  the  nations  of  the  bid  world  if 
the  new  one  invoked  her  assistance.  Such  a 
great  work  could  not  be  begun  prematurely. — 
If  the  sun  stood  still  of  old  in  the  camp  of  the 
Israelites,  it  would  now  rush  to  the  west  with 
increased  velocity  and  lustre,  to  shine  on  the 
British  standard,  if  it  stood  planted  even  for  a 
inoment  in  the  night.* 

"  I  have  now  finished  all  I  have  to  observe 
upon  the  condition  of  your  sublime  country. — 
Looking  at  it  with  the  eager  curiosity  of  a 
stranger,  bred  in  one  which  has  long  been  the 
admiration  of  its  own  world,  and  not  wishing 
to  see  her  in  any  thing  surpassed,  yet  I 
am  obliged  in  justice  to  say,  that   I  consider 

•  It  may  be  proper  here  to  inform  the  reader,  that  when  it 
is  six  in  the  morning  in  Armata,  it  is  midnight  in  the  new 
world  alluded  to,  because  this  twin  planet  with  the  earth  re- 
volves also  round  its  axis  from  west  to  east  in  twenty-four 
hours;  and  Armata  being  eastward  of  the  new  world,  nearly 
ninety  degrees  of  longitude,  it  follows  as  above-mentioned, 
that  when  it  is  six  in  the  morning  in  Armata  it  must  be  mid- 
night in  the  new  world  ;  every  15  degrees  of  a  great  circle  of 
360  being  equal  to  an  hour  of  time;  15  times  24  being  360, 

o  Armata 


(     194    ) 

Armata  in  no  respect  behind  her,  except  in  the 
state  of  your  finances. — I  have  not,  indeed,  been 
able  to  trace  the  smallest  defect  in  any  of  your 
institutions,  nor  in  the  condition  of  any  of  your 
concerns,  that  does  not  come  manifestly  home  to 
your  revenue,  which  corrupts  your  government 
whilst  it  depresses  your  people. 

^  "  Your  energies  are  still  happily  undiminished, 
your  industry  is  unabated,  your  courage  unsub- 
dued, your  morals  uncorrupted ;  but  you  have 
the  same  sacrifices,  for  a  season  at  least,  to  sub- 
mit to,  as  an  individual  may  have  to  make, 
though  with  the  highest  qualifications,  if  his 
expenses  have  gone  beyond  his  estate;  and  un- 
less you  now  guard  with  skill  and  firmness  this 
heel  of  the  Achilles,  the  result  must  be  fatal. 

"  Remember  always  the  noble  eminence  you 
stand  on,  and  that  no  other  nation  is  quali- 
fied TO  TAKE  YOUR  PLACE.  In  the  name  of 
God,  then,  let  this  awful  but  animating  consi- 
der^tipEL  inspire  you— --Be  fi.rm  in  your  resolves^- 
!-^in;A  Be 


(   m  ) 

Be  patient  under  temporary  privations — Be 
obedient  to  your  government,  and  preserve  your 
greatness  by  the  wisdom  which  made  you 
great." 

I  now  felt  myself  exhausted  in  my  weak 
condition,  by  an  exertion  to  which  I  fear  rny 
readers  may  have  thought,  all  along,  my  mind 
as  much  as  my  body  was  unequal,  but  my 
generous  protector  was  satisfied,  and  as  night 
was  coming  on,  he  left  me  again  to  my  rest. 


o  2  CHAP- 


(    195    ) 


CHAPTER  XIV. 

The  Author  expresses  his  wish  to  visit  the  Capital  of  ArmatA,  hut 
Jirst  proceeds  to  one  of  her  great  Sea  Parts. 

When  Morven  came  next  morning  into  my 
apartment,  I  found  myself  so  much  recovered 
from  my  fatigue  and  the  bruises  I  had  suiFered 
amongst  the  rocks,  that  I  told  him  I  was  ready 
to  attend  him  any  where,  and  was  full  of  impa- 
tience to  see,  in  all  its  parts,' so  noble  a  country 
as  he  had  described;  particularly  its  capital, 
of  which  he  had  as  yet  said  nothing  in  his 
general  and  more  important  history. 

He  seemed  highly  pleased  with  my  proposal, 
and  said  he  would  send  for  his  son  to  accompany 
me,  whose  youth  and  modern  manners  made 
him  a  much  fitter  companion  for  such  an  expe- 
dition than  himself 

The  capital,   he  said,   would   fill   me  with 

admiration 


(   m  ) 

admiration  and  wonder,  as  the  city  of  Swaloal 
was,  beyond  all  question,  the  greatest,  the 
richest  and  the  most  illustrious  in  that  world. 
I  was  struck  with  the  name  as  he  pronounced 
it,  which  he  had  not  mentioned  before;  and 
although  I  well  remembered  the  blunder  which, 
from  the  habits  of  association,  1  had  before 
made  in  the  etymology  of  Armata,  yet  I  could 
not  help  inquiring  why  this  metropolis  had 
obtained  so  singular  an  appellation.  Morven, 
in  answer,  said,  that  he  was  himself  no  etymo- 
logist or  antiquary,  and  could  only  inform  me 
that  Swaloal  was  a  word  in  the  Armatian 
language,  signifying  the  city  long  known  by 
that  name.  I  smiled  at  this  luminous  explana- 
tion, saying,  it  reminded  me  of  an  anecdote  of 
our  George  the  Second,  who,  being  a  foreigner, 
asked  one  of  the  lords  of  his  bed-chamber  the 
meaning  of  the  English  word  bespatter;  to 
which  his  lordship,  seemingly  much  pleased  with 
the  easy  task  imposed  upon  him,  assured  the 
king  that  he  could  not  have  chosen  a  word 
whose  signification  was  plainer,  or  more  familiar 

o  3  — "  It 


(  m  ) 

— "  It  is  just,  Sire,"  he  said,  "  as  if  youu 
Majesty  were  to  bespatter  we,  or  as  if  I  were 
to  bespatter  your  Majesty." 

Morven  now  smiled  in  his  turn;  and  I 
observed  to  him  that  nothing  was  often  more 
unsatisfactory  than  the  derivations  of  words  of 
all  descriptions;  though  the  subject  was  un- 
doubtedly interesting,  and  frequently  threw 
great  light  upon  ancient  history,  but  sometimes 
no  light  at  all;  as  was  the  case,  I  thought,  with 
our  famous  city  of  London,  which  could  never 
have  had  its  name  from  King  Lud,  though  so 
often  supposed;  because  King  Lud  reigned 
before  the  time  that  Julius  Csesar  was  in  Britain, 
who,  nevertheless,  called  it  in  his  Commentaries 
the  city  of  the  Trinobants,  which  he  could  not 
well  have  done  if  it  had  so  recentli^  received 
its  name  from  a  prince  in  the  island;  Csesar's 
first  landing  being,  I  believe,  in  the  time  pf 
Cassibalaunus,  who  was  brother  to  Lud,  and 
succeeded  him;  neither  could  the  city  have 
been  called   London  from  Lud's  Toxvn — town 

not 


^        (    199    > 

not  being  a  British  but  a  Saxon  word;  and  there- 
fore, if  that  had  been  its  true  derivation,  it  would 
have  been  called  Caer  Lud,  and  not  Lud's 
Town — But  it  is  still  more  strange  how  it 
should  have  been  called  Londinum,  by  Tacitus, 
as  that  was  only  its  Latin  name  after  it  was 
called  London;  an  appellation  which  it  never 
had  in  the  time  of  the  Britons,  nor  until  the 
Saxon  aera,  when  it  received  the  name  of 
Lundew,  but  with  a  tennination  then  bestowed 
upon  all  well-fenced  places,  or  such  as  had  forts 
or  castles — viz.  Lundenburg  and  Liinden  Ceaster. 
This  name  of  Lunden  was  afterwards  changed 
to  London,  neither  of  them  being  at  all  in 
honour  of  King  Lud,  but  adopted  by  the  Saxons 
from  the  metropolitan  city  of  Lund^;?,  in  SconC" 
land  or  Sconia,  then  a  place  of  great  traffic  in 
the  eastern  part  of  Germany.  The  further, 
indeed,  we  trace  the  connection  with  King  Lud, 
the  more  it  will  fail  us;  as  Ludgate  could 
never  be  from  thence,  gate  not  being  British ; 
and,  what  is  still  stronger,  Ludgate  was  for- 
merly Leodgate  ;  Leod,  signifying  in  Saxon, 

0  4  M 


(     200     ) 

folk  or  people,  and  the  name  of  Leodgate^  there- 
fore, with  all  due  submission  to  King  Lud,  was 
given  to  this  great  public  passage,  as  the  folk's 
gate  or  entrance,  the  port  urn  populi  in  that 
quarter  of  the  city." 

"  You  quite  overpower  me  with  your  learn- 
ing," said  Morven;  "  our  great  city,  like  Lou-- 
don,  has  also  changed  its  names  and  termina- 
tions, but  as  to  the  reason  of  those  changes,  I 
cannot  even  hazard  a  conjecture. — In  very 
ancient  times  it  was  styled  only  Swalo,  after- 
wards SwALOMOR,  and  in  succeeding  periods 
SwALOUP,  and  Swalodun,  or  Swalodown; 
but,  for  a  century  at  least,  it  has  been  univer- 
sally known  by  the  name  of  Swaloal." — I 
asked  here  with  some  impatience,  whether  those 
idem  sonans  terminations  had  the  significations 
as  in  our  language,  and  on  his  answering  in  the 
negative,  I  was  still  more  puzzled. — "  None  of 
those  terminations,"  he  added,  "  whether  taken 
by  themselves,  or  used  only  as  adjuncts,  have  the 
most  distant  approach  to  the  meaning  which, 
\-     ,  t  even 


(     201     ) 

even  adopting  your  English  orthography,  we 
should  annex  to  them,  nor  indeed  any  meanings 
at  all;  but  the  monosyllables  Out  and  In,  and 
more  so  when  used  in  the  plural,  as  in  Armata, 
are  two  of  the  most  significant  words  in  its 
whole  language,  and  Outs  and  Ins  are  therefore 
as  opposite  as  the  two  poles  which  distinguish 
the  hemispheres  of  both  our  planets."  This  un- 
expected conclusion  threw  me  still  more  wide 
of  all  application  to  our  language  or  to  our- 
selves, 

Morven  now  said  he  had  dispatched  a  mes- 
senger for  his  son,  that  we  might  settle  the  plan 
of  our  journey,  and  in  a  few  hours  he  arrived 
in  a  very  handsome  carriage,  which  I  shall 
not  describe  at  present,  as  it  rather  belongs 
to  my  description  of  the  capital  hereafter. 
He  was  a  very  handsome  young  man,  highly 
accomplished,  as  I  understood,  according  to  the 
fashions  of  his  day,  and  so  full  of  spirits  and 
life,  that  he  had  not  been  two  minutes  in  the 
room,  nor  made  any  inquiries  concerning  me, 

when 


(     202     ) 

when  he  seemed  most  impatient  that  we  should 
go  some  where  else,  saying  that  the  great  ships 
were  paying  off,  and  that  he  would  drive  me 
down  to  the  town  near  which  I  had  been  wrecked. 
I  endeavoured  to  excuse  myself,  not  being  yet 
provided  with  the  dress  of  the  country,  nor 
indeed  with  any  other  than  that  in  which  I  had 
buffeted  the  waves  and  thumped  against  the 
rocks;  but  he  would  not  hear  of  such  an  object 
tion. — "  Sailors,"  he  said,  "  went  round  and 
round  the  world,  and  saw  people  by  turns  in  all 
dresses,  and  whole  nations  without  any  dresses 
at  all, — that  the  admiral  was  his  friend,  and 
would  be  happy  to  see  us," — He  said  all  this  in 
perfectly  good  English,  which  he  had  learned 
from  his  father  and  grandfather,  and  seemed  so 
amiable  and  good  natured  that  I  thought  it  best 
not  to  refuse  him,  and  we  drove  off  immediately, 
but  not  until  he  had  acquainted  Morven  that 
we  should  return  to  supper,  when  he  hoped  we 
should  have  music,  and  that  he  should  set  out 
with  me  for  Swaloal  next  morning  as  soon  as  it 
was  light. 

On 


(     203     ) 

On  approaching  the  port,  I  observed  a  great 
alteration — the  stately  ships  I  had  seen  in  full 
equipment,  being  now  ranged  as  a  kind  of  hulks 
for  miles  together;  so  that  I  could  not  help 
asking  why  so  grand  a  fleet  had  been  dismantled, 
and  tlie  answer  was  a  proud  one  for  Armata  : 

^'  Because  the  fleets  of  our  world,"  he  said, 
'^  are  lying  dismantled  by  their  sides — the  ocean, 
which  re-echoed  through  all  its  caves  with  the 
thunder  of  foreign  navies,  is  now  silent  as  the 
grave — their  cannon  are  all  spiked  or  upon  ouf 
battlements,  and  their  flags  are  the  ornament^ 
of  our  halls: — yonder,  (pointing  to  an. immense 
number  at  a  distance,)  yonder  are  their  brave 
crews,  delivered  from  all  their  toils." 

When  we  got  into  the  town,  I  was  surprized 
tp  see  that  by  far  the  greater  part  of  them  were 
hale,  robust  men,  in  the  highest  state  of  comeli- 
ness and  health,  though  most  of  them  had  been 
ten  or  twelve  years  at  sea,  without  ever  setting 
fopt  upon  the  land,  and  many  of  them  much 

longer. 


(     204     ) 

longer. — Every  one  of  them  had  his  lass,  decked 
out  with  a  profusion  of  ribbons   of  the  same 
colour  as  in  her  sailor's  hat. — They  were  full  of 
glee,  and  full  of  money,  the  whole  of  which,  I 
was  told,  must,  according  to  an  immemorial  and 
inexorable  custom,  be  spent  among  the  ladies  in 
one  day,  and  indeed  they  seemed  most  alert  in  ob- 
serving it,  as  they  were  parading  the  streets  with 
music,  and  shops  and  places  of  entertainment 
of  every  description  gaped  wide  open  to  receive 
them. — I  was  invited  to  dine  with  their  officers, 
where  I  met  the  most  pleasant  men  I  had  ever 
conversed  with. — The  table  was  not  quite  large 
enough  for  us  all,  but  they  would  hear  of  no 
difficulties,  and  as  some  of  them  had  left  an 
arm  or  a  leg  behind  them,  we  were  able  (to  use 
a  seaman's  phrase)  to  stow  the  closer. — They  had 
all  of  them  the    same    frank,  gentleman-like 
manners,   which  distinguish  our  most  accom- 
plished countrymen ;  but  there  was  something, 
at  the  same  time,  in  their  aspect,  which  gave  , 
me  an  idea  of  how  unmoved  they  must  have 
stood  amidst  unexampled  difficulties  and  dan- 
gers. 


(     205     ) 

gers. — Wishing  that  nothing  in  such  noble 
beings  should  be  imperfect,  I  said  to  their  com- 
mander, *'  Why  don't  you  some  how  or  other 
contrive  to  improve  the  manners  and  conduct 
of  your  seamen,  who  are  now  filling  your  streets 
with  noise  and  confusion  amidst  their  women  ?" 
"  You  might  as  well  ask  me,"  answered  this 
great  officer,  "  why  God  has  not  made  an  ele- 
phant like  an  ape ;  or  why  he  has  fashioned  all 
things  to  fill  their  allotted  stations. — Our  sailor 
of  Armata  is  an  animal  non-descript,  and  must 
in  nothing  be  changed  or  touched. — I  am  no  poli- 
tician.— You  may  reform  parliament  for  any 
thing  I  care,  but  don't  attempt  to  reform  dur 
sailor, — The  love  of  woman  is  his  distinguishing 
feature,  he  lavishes  every  thing  upon  her,  and 
returns  to  sea  when  his  money  is  spent ;  with- 
out this  passion,  even  in  its  excess,  our  ships 
would  be  receptacles  of  abomination  and  hor- 
ror.— The  sexes  are  the  elements  of  the  world ; 
there  is  male  and  female  in  every  tree  and  plant 
down  to  the  grass  we  tread  upon;  and  you  might  as 
well  complain,  that  their  farinas  mixed  with  one 

another 


(     206    ) 

another  in  the  upland  country,  as  condemn  th^ 
transient  amours  of  our  seamen  upon  the  shore* 
I  respect  as  much  as  any  man  the  sanctities  of 
marriage,  and  acknowledge  its  usefulness  in  the 
social  world;  but  you  must  not  thkik  of  con-* 
tending  too  roughly  with  the  ancient  character^ 
istics  of  mankind. — You  may  scour  an  old  coin 
to  make  it  legible ;  but  if  you  go  on  scouring,  it 
will  be  no  coin  at  all'"' 

"  I  could  only  say  in  reply  to  all  this,  that  I 
was  the  last  man  in  the  world  to  object  to  the 
admiration  of  women,  and  that  what  he  had 
said  of  its  usefulness  to  the  inhabitants  of  ships 
was  quite  unanswerable;  but  that  no  human 
beings  could  go  beyond  our  English  sailors,  who 
Byevertheless  were  most  sedate  and  considerate, 
generally  married,  and  remarkable  for  the 
parsimonious  care  of  their  money,  most  of  them 
keeping  regular  accounts  with  some  banker 
or  slop-seller  whilst  they  were  at  sea." — "  If 
that  be  so,"  said  Morven,  "  Your  sailors  could 
never  fight  like  ours'' — I  took  fire  at  this,  (the 

......  only 


(     207     ) 

only  excuse  perhaps  for  what  follows) — "  A 
British  sailor,"  I  replied,  (trembling  with  indig- 
nation,) "  a  British  sailor,  Sir,  would  fight 
with  the  devil,  and  in  the  service  of  his  country 
would  enter  hell  itself  to  seek  him  out." — ^The 
admiral,  whose  jealous  feelings  did  not  extend 
to  another  world,  shook  hands  with  me  most 
heartily,  and  after  a  few  more  bottles,  I  took 
my  leave. 

My  young  companion  at  the  same  time  called 
for  his  carriage,  and  we  set  out  by  moon-light 
on  our  return.  As  we  went  along,  he  asked 
me,  "  how  I  had —        *  *  #  # 

#  #  #  *  #  '         #  # 

«:  #  4&  *  *  #  # 

I  cannot  describe  my  mortification  at  being 
here  obliged  to  acquaint  my  readers  that  the 
printer  has  this  moment  returned  to  me  all  the 
remaining  part  of  my  narrative,  immediately  fol- 
lowing what  is  above  printed,  being  about  four 
hundred  pages  in  my  closest  manner  of  writing, 

saying 


(     208    > 

saying  it  was  so  obliterated  by  the  sea-water  in 
my  shipwreck  homewards,  as  not  to  be  at  all 
legible.  I  must  now  therefore  abruptly,  and 
most  unwillingly,  close  my  publication,  at  least 
for  the  present ;  earnestly  entreating  the  indul- 
gence of  the  public  to  refer  to  the  Postscript 
for  a  fuller  explanation  of  my  situation,  and  of 
the  extreme  difficulty  I  cannot  but  feel  in  sub- 
mitting to  them  what  is  now  published  in  sa 
unsatisfactory  and  mutilated  a  state. 


POST- 


(    209     ) 


POSTSCRIPT. 

1  HAVE  felt  great  difficulty  in  consenting  to 
publish,  at  present,  what  is  now  offered  to  the 
world. — I  was  aware  that,  after  having  described 
in  all  its  details  so  extraordinary  a  passage  to  an 
unknown  world,  it  could  not  but  give  an  air 
of  fable  to  the  whole  of  it,  to  be  seen  sallying 
forth  from  Mr.  Murray's  in  Albemarle-street, 
without  a  single  word  having  been  said  of  the 
means  by  which  I  got  back  again  to  the  earth. 
The  scale  was  however  turned  in  favour  of 
immediate  publication. — The  loss  of  my  manu- 
script, when  I  was  shipwrecked  in  Ireland  on 
my. homeward  voyage,  was  irretrievable,  and  I 
had  no  choice  left  after  my  return  to  England, 
but  to  publish  at  once  what  remained  of  it,  or  to 
let  curiosity  languish,  or  perhaps  be  considered 
as  an  impostor. — There  was  another  inducement 
to  pursue  this  course. — If  the  public  shall  take 
no  interest  in  the  part  now  before  it,  the  other 
i  p  had 


(     210     ) 

had  far  better  be  suppressed;  and,  on  the  other 
hand,  if  it  should  be  called  for  by  those  who 
have  read  the  first,  it  will  give  fresh  spirit  to  a 
composition  which  must  now  be  extremely  dif- 
ficult. 

If  I  could  have  saved  the  rest  of  my  manu- 
script amongst  the  breakers,  which  I  should 
have  done,  if,  like  the  part  preserved,  it  had 
been  inclosed  in  leather,  I  should  have  trusted 
without  fear  to  my  materials,  and  to  the  interest 
they  could  not  but  have  created  when  viewed 
all  together;  and  even  amidst  all  the  obstacles  I 
have  to  contend  with,  from  the  part  published 
being  only  a  dull  narrative,  interspersed  with  no 
amusing  incidents,  I  feel  some  confidence  that 
my  work  will  derive  sufficient  support  from 
what  may  be  expected  in  its  sequel, — An  ac- 
count of  the  great  city  of  Swaloal  cannot  but 
excite  the  curiosity  of  London. 

FINIS. 

0 


London :  Printed  by  C.  Rowortb,  Bell-yard,  Temple-bar. 


HX      cErskine,  Thomas  Erskine^ 

Sll        Armata  2d  ed. 

1817 

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