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EDINBURGH: OLIPHANT, ANDERSON, & FERRIER. 



BITS ABOUT AMERICA. 




STATUE OP ABRAHAM IJNCOLN AT PHILADELPHIA. 






BITS ABOUT AMERICA 



JOHN STRATHESK 

AUTHOR OF "bits FROM BLINKBONNY," "ELDER LOGAN'S STORY, 
"the 'come' and 'go' text BOOK," ETC. 



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An' faith he'll prent them." — Burns. 



EDINBURGH 

OLIPHANT, ANDERSON, & FERRIER 

1887 

{All Rights Reserved. ) 



MORRISON AND GIBB, EDINBURGH, 
PRINTERS TO HER MAJESTY'S STATIONERY OFFICE. 






CONTENTS. 



CHAP. 

I. THE VOYAGE, . . . . 

II. THE LATE HENRY WARD BEECHER, . 

III. RAILWAYS, 

IV. EASTHAMPTON, .... 
V. CITIES, ..... 

VI. PAINTINGS, .... 

VII. CHURCHES AND SABBATH SCHOOLS, . 
VIII. ON THE ROAD, 

IX. THE PRAIRIES, .... 
X. THE PRAIRIES {coiUillued), 
XI. NIAGARA, .... 

XII. CANADA, .... 

XIII. SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, AND NEWSPAPERS, 

XIV. AGRICULTURE AND TIMBER, . 
XV. MANUFACTURES AND TRADE, 

XVI. SCOTS IN AMERICA, 



PAGE 

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116 
130 
146 

159 
168 
177 



LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. 



PAGE 
STATUE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN AT PHILADELPHIA, {Frontispiece.) 

THE CAPITOL AT WASHINGTON, .... 43 

NIAGARA IN WINTER, ..... I25 

QUEBEC (from THE SOUTH BANK OF THE RIVER ST. 

LAWRENCE), ...... 14! 

FALLS OF THE RIDEAU, OTTAWA, . . . 183 



BITS ABOUT AMERICA. 



CHAPTER I. 



THE VOYAGE. 

URING a visit which I made to America, 
in the early months of 1887, I wrote a 
series of articles which appeared in the 
Edinburgh Scotsman newspaper as "Bits 
from the Scrap-book of a Scot visiting 
America." I have been asked to put these 
into book form. In doing this, the following lines 
keep ringing in my ears ; I recognise their note of 
warning and its need : — 




"Oft has it been my lot to mark, 
A proud, conceited, talking spark, 
With eyes, that scarcely served at most 
To guard their owner 'gainst a post ; 
Yet round the world the blade has been, 
To see whatever's to be seen. 
Returning from his finished tour, 
Grown ten times perter than before ; 
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2 Bits about America. 

Whatever word you chance to drop, 
The travelled fool your mouth will stop ; 
Sir ! if my judgment you'll allow, 
I've seen, and sure I ought to know." 

America is such an immense continent and 
subject, that only a small portion of it can be 
seen in a three months' tour ; still smaller is the 
portion which a stranger can describe or impartially 
compare with similar matters in his own land. I 
found that I had a good deal to unlearn as well as 
to learn, and that pride and conceit were lessened, 
rather than increased, by coming into contact with 
its extent and progress. I travelled alone, and only 
aim at giving some personal experiences or opinions 
as a visitor, not by any means as an authority, — 
some " Bits " of odds and ends as reminiscences of 
a very pleasant holiday. 

I left Greenock on the evening of 24th February 
1887 by the steamer Devonia of the "Anchor" Line. 
She halted at Moville to take on board passengers 
and goods from Ireland. The shores of Lough Foyle 
were lighted up by a bright sun, little villages were 
clustering on the hillside, whitewashed farm-houses 
dotted the slopes ; here and there a church tower 
or spire raised its graceful form above tree and 
hamlet, and right in front stood the ivy -clad, 
picturesque, hoary ruin of Greencastle, an old 
stronghold of the O'Dohertys. It was sad to see 
friend parting with friend as the " tender " was 



The Voyage. 3 

about to leave for the shore ; it was sadder to see 
two tipsy young men helped across the gangway 
by the sailors, and to hear them hiccoughing out in 
muddled tones, " The County Down for ever," " The 
County Down for ever," " God save Ireland." With 
this exception, all were sober and sedate ; after they 
had got their baggage attended to, much of it in 
little flat bags, they sat down or huddled together; 
a good many had prayer-books, from which they 
quietly and devoutly read as the steamer ploughed 
its way westwards. Eagerly were many eyes strained 
to catch " the last glimpse of Erin," and, as it faded 
from view, one of the " tight boys " kept firing off 
his parting salute, " The County Down for ever," 
" God save Ireland." Pleasanter it was to hear a 
passenger repeat — 

** While the waves are round me breaking, 

As I pace the deck alone, 
And the eye in vain is seeking 

Some green spot to rest upon, 
What would I not give to wander 

Where my dear companions dwell ? 
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, 

Isle of Beauty! — Fare thee well." 

Twelve days' tossing on the Atlantic in the 
good ship passed pleasantly. During the first 
three or four there were high gales, and many 
fellow-passengers were so " rocked in the cradle of 
the deep" that they were either invisible or very 



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" lily-livered." If Neptune had confined his lullaby 
attentions to the night watches, the sad state of 
many would have been less visible ; but the angles 
of the suspended lamps, or those compound, danger- 
ous-looking circular glass and decanter stands that 
dangled from the roof of the saloon, as well as the 
"hing" of the floors, were so slantm6\Q.\x\diX ^ so 
constantly, so suddenly, and so uncomfortably 
varied, that it was impossible to keep the balance 
of the body. With this the stomach sympathised, 
and even the mind felt quite at sea ; but by spare 
diet, principally cabin biscuits and iced water, I 
contrived to retain this plain fare, to assume "sea 
legs " soon, and make the best of a trying position. 
During these days the Devonia was sailing directly 
in the face of strong head winds and heavy adverse 
tides ; sometimes she seemed to be gripped by 
these, and shaken from stem to stern, like a rat 
by a terrier when a " stack " of corn is being taken 
in, and the " ratting " is abundant and must be 
prompt. Bravely did she pursue her course, bound- 
ing over the waves or dashing right into them as 
they swept up to or over her. Sound were the 
"duckings" that many passengers got, ankle -deep 
were occasionally those on deck, as a "header" 
or a " roller " delivered an overflowing broadside. 
Many a time a blow was given by one of these 
that made the good ship shudder, and the passengers 



The Voyage, 5 

stagger and reel ; but on she ploughed, tug-tugging 
away, so that one felt every stroke of the immense 
engine, and she never halted for eleven days (the 
engines making over 920,000 revolutions in that 
time), until we stopped to pick up a pilot from one 
of the trim, swift crafts that cruise often 400 miles 
out from New York. Well did Commander Young 
and his able crew deserve the expression of thanks 
and confidence presented to him by the unanimous 
vote of the saloon passengers. 

As the sea became more thoughtful of those on 
its bosom, the cabin gradually filled, and the thirty- 
eight cabin passengers, by reading, chatting, music, 
and other socialities, became, and continued, a happy 
family until our arrival. An iceberg was sighted on 
the afternoon of the seventh day's sailing. Between 
us and the sun, at a distance, its outline reminded 
me of Stirling Castle's grey bulwarks. The thermo- 
meter, which had been standing about 50° Fahrenheit, 
kept falling for some time, and when abreast of the 
iceberg, it stood at 23°. Need I tell that hats were 
slouched, coat-necks uplifted, and ladies' heads and 
shoulders quickly beshawled with more regard to 
comfort than taste ? When abreast of the ice 
mountain it became more like an Arctic hill, having 
a sharp peak at each end, a sloping plain in front, 
with indented outline from the hill bases to the ice 
cliffs, that sloped abruptly, and sheer into the sea. 



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The waves dashed far up against the mass, and fell 
backwards in thick spray. When we had passed 
this southward-bound, cold, solitary voyager, the 
sun fell full on its untrodden snow, giving just the 
least sensation of a yellow tinge to the dazzling 
whiteness, broken in a few spots by ice blocks 
sparkling like huge diamonds. The base, against 
which the waves were beating, was, for ten to 
twenty feet up, honeycombed and icicle -bedecked, 
showing that the sea was sturdily tackling this huge 
cold burden, and gradually absorbing it. Nothing 
more beautiful could be conceived than the effect 
produced by the combination of the ever restless 
but not angry sea, — the pure white snow, the soft 
blue of the sky, and the fleecy cloudlets that floated 
before it, so soft as merely to lighten, not obscure, 
the blue. There was a field of pack ice a little to 
the northward, and in or near it whales were seen. 
I admit that I saw, as I have seen on dry land, 
something "very like a whale," and quite as like 
a high breaking wave. 

Many of those on board tried to take sketches 
of the iceberg ; but as we neared it, the outline 
changed so much, and the cold became so pro- 
nounced, that the tingling fingers proved too 
shivery- shakery to produce a satisfactory result. 
In shape and size it reminded me of the Island 
of Craigleith in North Berwick Bay, but it was 



The Voyage. 7 

dumpier, sharper in the outline and slopes, with 
a rather higher peak at each end — and all white — 
very white. 

After leaving this cold companion the weather 
improved, and on Tuesday, under a bright March 
sun, we entered the beautiful bay of New York. 
Patches of snow were on the enclosing heights, but 
the air was balmy and delicious. The Statue of 
Liberty, 300 feet high, held aloft her massive lamp ; 
the spires and towers of the splendid city were 
beautifully defined against a sky of cloudless blue ; 
the river was a busy scene, swarming with white- 
painted steamers, ferry boats, and craft of all sorts 
and sizes ; and the passengers, loath to part, yet glad 
to reach the desired haven, were, 540 in all, safely 
landed in the metropolis of the west. 

I, along with many others, did not think that the 
custom-house officers were by any means in a hurry. 
Each passenger had to mount guard on his or her 
luggage, and wait, — patiently, I can hardly say, for 
the expressions of a few were hardly Parliamentary, 
— until the chief of the customs was ready for them. 
Many, seated on trunks, reminded me of the picture 
of the " Emigrant," by somebody or another. At 
length the official big man came and sent an 
"examiner." The search was "pretty thorough." 
Several had to follow the examiner into the receipt 
of custom, and pay with evident grudge the dollars 



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that they expected or tried to retain. At length 
"pass" was written on each package, and the 
immigrants and their belongings distributed them- 
selves over the great city, or the great western 
world, never all to meet again. 

One hearty fellow-voyager was sorely exercised 
about his watch, " A first-rate goer, an' new cleaned," 
as he termed it He could not understand "what 
for it was half-an-hour 'fast' every day," although 
he was told in explanation that as we went west- 
ward the hour of sunrise changed. He " couldna 
see through that at a'." It was only after eight 
days' sailing that, finding his watch "at twelve 
o'clock at breakfast time," he began " to think that 
there was something in the change o' the sun's risin' 
after a'." 

He was noisily angry at having to pay duty on 
some presents he had brought with him, and as I 
left the quay I heard him venting the old proverb, 
" There ne'er was a five-pound note but there was a 
ten-pound road for't." 



CHAPTER II. 

THE LATE HENRY WARD BEECHER. 



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S I parted from a most agreeable couple, a 
clergyman and his delightful lady, of 
Syracuse, New York county, who had 
been fellow-passengers, and would have 
honoured any nationality, Mr. C.'s last 
^ words were — "Now, be sure and go to hear 
Mr. Beecher." When I reached my hotel, the first 
news I heard — indeed, the talk of the entrance lobby, 
was, " Beecher is gone." The sudden and startling 
announcement led me back in thought to the days 
when I used to enjoy the terse, home- thrusting 
sayings of this great preacher and man, in his book 
of Life Thotights, thirty years ago or thereabouts." 
I also recalled his early passion for phrenology ; 
his stedfast advocacy of temperance, especially his 
uncompromising and persistent denunciation of 
slavery, when it was rather dangerous to be out- 
spoken on this "domestic institution." His public 
appearances in America and in England during the 
war between the North and the South were heroic. 



lo Bits about America. 

Often in Liverpool and other towns, where cotton 
and commerce twisted the consciences of humanity 
and Christianity, he was hooted and howled down ; 
but he held on, and soon he was freely allowed to 
hold forth. His eloquence, and his fervid advocacy 
of the maintenance of the Union, contributed to the 
continued homogeneity of the Northern and Southern 
States ; and now that slavery is no more, the 
American nation, great, glorious, and free, may well 
place high on its roll of patriots and worthies the 
name of Henry Ward Beecher. The journals of the 
week have been full of him. There was an all but 
universal chorus of honour to the self-made, self- 
sacrificing, self-reliant minister of Plymouth Church, 
Brooklyn, and a feeling that a mighty power, because 
a mighty heart, " after he had served his own genera- 
tion by the will of God, fell on sleep, and was laid 
unto his fathers." The newspapers of America pro- 
vide their readers with the facts and surroundings of 
his death, — the outpouring of the sympathy of all 
classes and creeds for the widow and family ; the 
tribute which his fellow-townsmen, America, and 
the world have paid to his memory ; the absence, in 
accordance with the frequently and strongly ex- 
pressed opinions of the deceased on this subject, of 
the ordinary trappings of woe and sorrow in the 
funeral arrangements, alike in home, church, and 
city ; the dressing of his body for the coffin in the 



The late Henry Ward Beecher. 1 1 

full garb he usually wore as a living man ; the loads 
upon loads of flowers that have been laid above, 
around, or near him ; and the high-toned resignation 
of his nearest and dearest relatives — Mrs. Beecher 
having gone out for a drive, on the solicitation of her 
family, between the death and the funeral. 

I went by the Suspension Bridge Railway, — one of 
the most beautiful objects in the place, as well as a 
great triumph of engineering, — from New York to 
Brooklyn on the day of his funeral, and observed 
that the flags on the shipping and the city heights 
were half-mast high. Being without the badge of 
the Press, it was some time before I was permitted 
to enter the street in which Plymouth Church stands. 
This gave me an opportunity of seeing an American 
crowd. Various nationalities were represented ; the 
majority were good specimens of English, French, 
and German mixed ; a few had the typical and sharp 
features attributed to 'cute Americans. Coloured 
folks were there, from the Negro to the Octoroon, 
many of them elegantly dressed, some seedy, and a 
seedy Sambo is very downy. Carriages brought or 
waited for people, the coachmen heavily fur-tippeted, 
the horses light, and some fine, mostly with short 
tails like hunters. The fashionable fast -trotting 
steed, harnessed lightly, and without collar — with the 
traces in front of the chest — to a large light-wheeled 
buggy, brought a few. The greater number came 



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on foot. All were quiet, orderly, and well conducted. 
There was a little chaffing and coaxing of the police- 
men (very handsome men, all that I have seen) by 
several persons not provided with tickets of admission 
to allow them to pass, at least to the front of the 
church ; but in vain. I failed to convince one lieu- 
tenant of my half-right, half-desire to be admitted 
to the chapel ; but, getting within hail of a captain, 
I produced a Continental passport, with the pro- 
minent red seal of the City of Edinburgh, and a 
Press recommendation, which procured me access 
into the chapel. 

It stands in a quiet side street, which has some 
old trees on each side and several young ones, 
forming a kind of boulevard. The chapel is plain- 
ness itself, brick-built, very red, with plain windows 
and doors, and bears, a little under the overhanging 
roof, the inscription, 

PLYMOUTH CHAPEL, 

1849. 

" Crammed " is no exaggeration for the inside of the 
building ; still all was quiet. I was too late for the 
opening services, but heard the beautiful music. 
Round and round the outer walls and the front of 
the gallery were festoons ; against the walls, at short 
spaces, were small trees and evergreens ; the rounded 
corners of the gallery panelling were embowered 



The late Henry W^ard Beecher. 1 3 

in green, picked out with white lilies, roses, lotos, 
azaleas, etc. ; the massive organ, which stands 
behind the platform, was covered with evergreens, 
clustering with white flowers ; the " Beecher " pew, 
the only one unoccupied in the church, was full of 
wreaths, bouquets, and chaplets ; and in the centre, 
immediately before the reading desk, lay the coffin, 
smothered in green and white — lily of the valley, 
lotos, camellias, maiden-hair, smilax, etc. ; while the 
late preacher's chair, lost in flowers, was surmounted 
by the coronal wreath of the 13th Regiment N.Y. 
and C.V., bearing the inscription "Our Chaplain." 
Red and pink roses, pale "Marechal Neils," etc., 
enveloped the plain reading desk, on which lay the 
Bible. I was told that Mr. Beecher's chair and desk 
in the lecture-room were made of wood from " The 
Mount of Olives," and are not to be used again. 
The clock in the centre panel of the gallery was also 
decked, but behind the green surroundings could be 
seen its plain old-fashioned face, plain as that in the 
Scottish Burgher Kirks of old. The gallery runs 
all round, and is seated up to the organ, so that 
many must sit behind the minister ; there is a small 
upper gallery, with projecting front, near the ceiling, 
facing the minister ; the pews, etc., are painted white, 
with a mahogany rail on the top. The roof is 
concave and high. 

All denominations were represented. Not the 



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least interesting occupants of the platform were ten 
of the coloured clergy, honouring themselves by 
honouring their champion and friend. Dr. C. H. 
Hall's sermon was grand and heart-stirring. He 
broke down, and so did many, as he told " that on 
the last Sunday evening Henry Ward Beecher was 
in his church, after service, the organist and some of 
the choir were practising the hymn — 

' I heard the voice of Jesus say, 
"Come unto me and rest."' 

Beecher in retiring halted to listen. Two poor boys 
had gone into the church, and were listening with 
apparent awe and pleasure. Mr. Beecher laid his 
hand on one boy's head, turned up his face, and 
kissed him ; and with his arm about the two, left 
this scene of his triumphs, his trials, and successes 
for ever. It was a fitting close to a grand life : the 
old man of genius and fame, shielding the little 
wanderers, — great in breasting traditional ways and 
prejudices, great also in the gesture, so like him, 
that recognised, as did His Master, that the humblest 
and the poorest were his brethren — the great preacher 
led out into the night by the little nameless waifs." 

I passed the coffin twice, once on each side, and 
looked on that face, at rest — at home. Both glances 
very forcibly reminded me of the face of a divine 
and a poet lately gone over to the majority. I 



The late Henry Ward Beecher. i 5 

withhold the name, lest friends on both sides should 
misunderstand me, but I took the second glance to 
confirm my first impression, and it more than did 
so. Slowly, reverently, lovingly, did thousands pass 
to view that face, and even at ten o'clock at night, 
when the chapel was closed, there were thousands of 
waiting ones, disappointed. To the left of the 
speaker was a floral device bearing, " I will praise 
Thee, Lord, with the harp. I will be satisfied when 
I awake with Thy likeness." In the hymn-book 
handed to me, The Plymouth Collection of Hymns 
and Tunes for Christian Congregations, I found, 
including supplements, 1464 hymns and 26 dox- 
ologies. The last hymn (1464) was by the sainted 
M'Cheyne, of Dundee, "Jehovah Tsidkenu," 

"I once was a stranger to grace and to God." 

I retired through the large lecture hall behind the 
church, where "his" chair and lecture table were 
swathed in flowers, and bound about with wide satin 
ribbons. I passed through the crowd of waiters-on 
about a quarter of a mile from the church, and it 
extended in both directions as far as I could see. 

The following Sabbath evening services brought 
upon one platform " Calvinist and Catholic, Israelite 
and Swedenborgian, Episcopalian and Universalist, 
Baptist and Unitarian, and Methodist, — all came 
to lay a chaplet of loving words on the altar of 



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the church." Would that all whose actions tend 
to increase the already too wide breach among 
Christian churches had been present to learn the 
lesson of that meeting — that Henry Ward Beecher, 
although many differed from him theologically, 
politically, and in other important respects, was 
recognised by men of all creeds as a man of God, a 
man of prayer, a man of power, and an apostle of 
freedom, temperance, and love. He was a multi- 
lateral man, concrete, fearless, and genuine ; had 
amalgamated the organic remains of Puritan, Metho- 
dist, Quaker, and citizen that influenced his youth, 
and transformed them into a homogeneous power, 
more than a forty-parson power, which was not only 
tremendous, but mobile and aye ready. Nature and 
Art, boyhood's joys and age's wisdom, fact and 
fiction, all that was beautiful or great became a 
collecting ground whence he drew fresh thoughts 
and sprinkled them over the world. Peace to his 
ashes ! Well does such a life warrant the palm of 
victory even here, rather than the conventional sable 
and sadness. He rests. He is crowned ; but his 
works of faith and labour of love remain. Truth 
and freedom, effort and humanity, will long cherish 
the life-work of Henry Ward Beecher. 

I had the pleasure of visiting Mr. Beecher's sister, 
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe, authoress of Uncte 
Tom's Cabin^ etc., in her pretty home at Hartford, 



The late Henry Ward Beecher, 1 7 

Connecticut, and found her hale and hospitable. 
She spoke of the early home at Litchfield, Conn., 
where their father, the Rev. Lyman Beecher, was 
pastor of the Congregational Church ; of their 
sturdy New England ancestry, dating back, on both 
sides, to the settlement of New Haven in 1638 ; of 
her brother Henry's student days ; of his first small 
church in Lawrenceburg, Indiana, on the Ohio, 
where he had to eke out his income by working 
a small farm ; of his removal, after two years' 
ministry, to Indianapolis, where he remained 
eight years, during part of which he was an editor 
and journaHst; and of his coming to Brooklyn in 

1847. 

She told that her father's mind got weak during 
his last illness, and while waiting on him he asked 
abruptly, ''Who are you?" 

" I am your daughter Harriet," answered she. 

"My daughter Harriet? I have no daughter 
Harriet ; you are imposing upon me ; go away, go 
away." 

On relating this incident to her brother Henry, he 

was horrified and said, " I hope and pray that I may 

be in possession of my full powers and faculties up 

to my last illness, and that that illness will be brief 

I have a great horror of growing less vigorous 

mentally, and I shrink from a long death-bed." 

" And," she added, " he has had his wish ; his was 
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a most enviable death, and the surroundings of his 
funeral have been what he often urged upon others, 
that bereaved ones should give evidence that they 
believed in their departed being 'with Christ and 
far better,' — using the event as an occasion for the 
expression of thankful joy, that Death had been 
swallowed up in victory, that the dead friends had 
really entered into the 'JOY of the Lord/ and were 
more alive than ever — wearing the CROWN of 
Life." 

The Rev. Theodore L. Cuyler thus expressed 
himself at one of the numerous funeral services : — 

"Friends and Fellow-Townsmen, — The same funeral bells 
which sounded the knell of Grant, Hancock, and Logan, are tolling 
their requiem over another warrior for liberty and the nation's life. 
... To my dying day I shall retain that vision of Henry Ward 
Beecher, the prince of pulpit orators, the trumpet-tongued advocate 
of the oppressed, the defender of his country abroad, the lover of 
nature from the cedar to the hyssop on the wall, the lover of his 
fellow-men, the victorious warrior whose tongue was a flaming sword 
for the defence of freedom and the rights of man. Henry Ward 
Beecher, hail and farewell ! " 




CHAPTER III. 

RAILWAYS. 

WONDER you Britishers stand these 
pokey, stuffy little railway cars," said 
a fellow-traveller of Scotch birth but 
long residence in America on one of 
my early railway journeys. "They ain't 
the size of a two-horse 'bus ; then they're 
divided into ceils, with double doors, and you're 
often locked in." 

" They're not safe," said his wife, a born American. 
" You might be murdered and pitched out without 
anybody knowing, — leastways lots have been. I 
once was in a car in England, and, jest as it was 
starting, in came a fellow. I hollered, and got into 
another carriage with some women in it. English 
cars ain't a ' circumstance ' to ours." 

She looked an able-bodied " Amazon," dangerous 
to meddle with, and was on the offside of fifty ; still 
she did not relish her plain-spoken husband's " Well, 
mother, you ain't got much to fear ; he'd be a queer 
sort that you couldn't double up, you bet." 

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20 Bits about America. 

As he finished, a darkey with a can of iced water 
came alongside ; a draught of this had a cooling 
effect upon her. I knew so little of the manners 
and customs of the "road," that I was surprised 
she did not think of paying for this luxury. 

"You have no system at all in Britain," continued 
she ; " your porters either do not call out the names 
of the depot, or do it when nobody can hear them. 
Then what a fussy mess about baggage. Why, in 
this here country, we show our ticket, get a check 
with the same number on it as the label they hang 
on the trunks, and think no more about it till we 
are near our destination, when an 'express' man 
comes round the cars ; you give him the check, tell 
him where you wish it taken, and for a few cents it 
is home as soon as you. When I was in England 
I saw dozens of porters in big depots a-scurrying 
round the baggage-waggon, and all the passengers 
a-shoutin' an' pickin' out their belongin's. At 
Glasgow depot, a big box squoze my toes awful. 
It's downright stoopid, it is. You have three porters 
in Britain for one in America, and most of them's 
duffers. I once got the wrong baggage." 

" That sometimes happens," was my reply. " I 
once found that a newly-married bride had mistaken 
my portmanteau for hers at Gilsland Station. I 
only found this out at Carlisle, too late to exchange 
them that night." 



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'' Rather awk'ard that," said her husband, — "rather, 
I guess." 

" Honeymooners," replied she, " han't got eyes for 
ordinary things, they's too fixed on t'other; and 
your portmanteaus ain't like our trunks; we have 
our 'nitials printed on them, and they're always all 
right." 

" That would have suited a commercial traveller," 
said I, " in the jewellery trade, who, when journeying 
from Dublin to Cork, put his precious trunk under 
the guard's care, with long and strong orders to keep 
it all right. 

" * I'll do that, yer honour,' said the guard. 

"At the first station out popped his head, and 
out popped the question, 'Guard, is my trunk all 
right r 

"'AH right, sur; never a man'll touch it till we 
get to Cork.' 

" Next station the same question was asked, and 
the guard, evidently nettled, said, ' If ye doubt my 
word, ye can come an' sit on the top of it, sur.' 

" At the next stoppage the restless traveller asked 
very emphatically, 'Guard, are you sure that my 
trunk is all right t ' 

" This was too much for Pat ; his eye brightened 
with a roguish smile, and, touching his hat, he said, 
i Why, sur, I've been thinking as we were doing 
the last run that, if yer honour had been an ELE- 



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PHANT instead of an ASS, you would always have 
carried your trunk where your nose is, and could 
have kept it " all right " by poppin' it under your 
arm.' " 

" That was fixin' him ; Paddy had him there, 
sure," replied my fellow-travellers, and the lady 
went off to have a talk with Missis Stratton. The 
gentleman drifted back in thought to Scotland, 
talked of the fourth class of carriages in his young 
days at Greenock, the "standing trucks" as he, 
"the congregation of the upright" as Dr. Ritchie 
called them. 

And when, shortly after, the couple left the train, 
he was laughing heartily, for the "cockles of his 
old Scotch heart were tickled " with the Scotch 
herd laddie's exclamation when he first saw a train, 
— " Faither, faither, come oot, come oot, quick ; 
here's a smiddy rinnin' awa' wi' a raw o' houses, 
an' it'll be round the end o' the toon in a minute." 

A brisk retail trade is sometimes done in the cars. 
First comes a newsboy ; after him a seller of 
" candy," an article of considerable consumption by 
passengers of all ages, and, where it gets into the 
hands of children, not conducive to their cleanliness, 
or that of the seats or passengers, for it appears in 
the hand and disappears in the mouth several times 
before its final dissolution. Next appeared a travel- 
ling stationer with pocket atlases, cheap novels, 



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"just outs" magazines, 'llustrateds, and views of 
local scenery ; dropping tempting books on the 
knees of passengers, but not greatly pressing sales, 
for the commerce of America is generally one of 
few words. At some stations the local newspapers 
are smartly offered throughout the train during the 
brief halt, as well as some distinctive production of 
the district. Travelling caps and other " requisites " 
were shown round. Fruit and bakemeats were on 
sale, but there was little pressing or pushing a 
trade. 

There was "no lack of good tobacco;" and, 
while the smoking carriage was well patronized, the 
ordinary carriages were quite free from the second- 
hand fumes of Lady Tobacco, which is more than 
can be said for British compartments. 

I found the railway system of America, on the 
whole, easier and more pleasant than the British 
system. Iced water was either carried through the 
cars, or to be had in each, and there was a lavatory 
in every car. Need I add that these little things are 
great comforts. The carriages are very long, on 
bogey wheels, with a passage through the centre of 
each car, so that the conductor can go from end to 
end of the train ; and passengers, if not pleased with 
one carriage, can go to another easily. The seats 
are for two on each side, comfortably stuffed. The 
backs can be reversed, so as either to have your 



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face or your back to the engine. The cars are 
heated with stoves or steam, well lighted by oil or 
gas, with sun-blinds or solid ones, and altogether 
sweet and nice. The conductor looks at tickets 
671 route, politely gives information, and distinctly 
announces in each car the next stoppage. 

If you have not secured your ticket in any of the 
numerous " ticket offices " to be found in hotels and 
streets, the conductor provides you with one, but 
charges lo cents (5d.) extra, for which he gives you 
a "check" bearing the amount he received. On 
presenting this " check " at the booking office, the 
5d. is refunded, and this insures that the conductor 
pays what he draws. Some suspicious people doubt 
if such "fares" are as regularly accounted for in 
Britain. Not infrequently the conductor provides 
a programme of the route, giving the names and 
distances of the stations, which proves very handy. 
He also looks after the ventilation and temperature, 
there being a thermometer in each car to guide 
him. 

The sides of the railway are often unprotected, 
and the stations on the main street are often without 
gate or fence. The law throughout the country in 
this and many other matters, seems to be that every 
one is expected to be able to look after himself The 
locomotive bell rings on entering or leaving a town ; 
the railway track is evidently a public thoroughfare ; 



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and I have rarely seen anything but " level cross- 
ings," without either gate or porter — only a warning 
" to look out for the locomotive." Where gates are 
in large towns they are light sparred things, painted 
white, with a small red flag on them, that are erect 
when open and horizontal while shut, but do not 
span or block the line as in Britain. 

Upon the much-frequented routes and between 
the large American commercial centres the railway 
transit is rapid, but in less populous regions it is 
leisurely, and the service warrants the name of 
"slow" trains. It is therefore common to travel 
by the evening trains, as they frequently go quicker, 
and are provided with the " Pullman sleeper " cars, 
with which many in Britain are familiar. These are 
much more largely used in America, and constitute 
the " first " class ; for there are not the varieties of 
1st, 2nd, and 3rd, but one uniform rate for all, ex- 
cepting the "palace" cars. 

A lady from Scotland thus described her first 
experience of a sleeping car : — " I thought we would 
never get into our berth, for there were men and 
women in the car. I wondered if they would take 
off their clothes at all. At length I saw a lady take 
off her boots and disappear behind the curtains. 
Soon her husband came ; she handed him her clothes 
to put in the upper berth, which was empty. He 
then partially undressed, and, after being behind the 



26 Bits about America. 

curtain for a little, appeared in a long coloured night- 
dress, and put his clothes also into the upper berth. 
Shortly after that, a young lady mounted the steps 
brought to her by the steward, and disappeared in 
the upper berth opposite ours. I wondered how I 
would get to the ladies' dressing - room in the 
morning, and thought I would watch what this lady 
did. She called for the steps at daybreak, came 
down in a dark-coloured night-dress, and, taking her 
clothes in her hand, like a ' wee bairn ' coming to 
dress at the fireside, she walked quite coolly to the 
ladies' dressing-room. It brought me in mind of the 
* box beds' of my young days. But what would 
some canny Scotch folk think of such a mixture?" 

A refreshment car often formed part of the train, 
and comfortable meals at moderate prices could be 
had, but there was no " bar," so that they did not 
quite come up to Mr. Dunlop's description of the 
steward's cabin on board the steamer, when asked 
how he enjoyed the voyage — " Fine, man, fine ; a 
public-house a' the way." 

I am old enough to remember the determined 
opposition that many of our most useful railways 
had to face from proprietors, on the score of " in- 
juring the amenity of their property," and of the 
enormous prices got by lairds through whose lands 
they passed for small strips of indifferent or useless 
land. The American railways have been more 



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fortunate ; they got large grants of lands and con- 
cessions to induce them to construct their lines, 
which have proved sources of considerable profit. 
The increase of American railways is fabulous, and 
daily becoming more so. I was told there were 
nearly 170,000 miles in operation, or in course of 
construction. 

The railway is the friend of all, and the single 
lines are the pioneers of greater things. These 
are carried through the vast plains generally in 
lines, as straight as the traditional one drawn by 
the late Emperor Nicholas of Russia on the map 
with a " ruler " between St. Petersburg and Moscow, 
when asked concerning some engineering difficulties 
as to the route. 

A village or " town " generally commences by the 
erection of a smithy, followed by a drug store, a 
" saloon " or beer-shop, and other traders. The 
railway not only erects a small station or depot, 
often with telegraphic conveniences, but nearly 
every one has an enormous wooden " tun " erected 
at a height sufficient to supply the engine with water, 
and higher than the " tun " is a " windmill " pump. 
The moving power is shaped like an umbrella, with 
the lower part of the ribs covered with short " Vene- 
tian " spars, while the upper part is bare. It is guided 
into the proper direction by a flat paddle like the 
" feather end " of an arrow, assumes nearly as many 



28 Bits about America. 

curious positions as a real umbrella takes during 
a March wind, and it keeps whirling and pumping 
away. They are showily painted, look graceful, 
and are found in great numbers everywhere. This 
source of cheap and available power has largely 
fallen into disuse in Scotland. I can recall the 
large flapping arms of one that used to swing its 
huge bulk round the old tower between Braid Burn 
and Powburn, still called the " windmill." Can 
Great Britain afford to ignore this and many other 
sources of power when America uses and needs 
them ? Can she ? 

Many of the railway lines are unfenced, but the 
Company is responsible for injury, and the train is 
occasionally stopped by " cattle on the line." In 
not a few districts logs are used as fuel, accounting 
for the peculiar shape of some of the funnels, well 
known through engravings. American railways 
issue showy and even sensational time-tables with 
maps, and each declares that it is the nearest, 
cheapest, safest, most picturesque, and best. I 
recommend travellers not to be entirely guided by 
such puffs. " All aboard " is the guard's way of 
announcing a start ; and in fully 4000 miles of 
travelling to and fro I found time well kept, every- 
thing pleasant, and no mishap. 




CHAPTER IV. 

EASTHAMPTON. 

Y first experience of American country- 
life was in Easthampton, Mass. On 
the way the snow was lying thickly, 
ponds and rivers were frozen (middle of 
March), and the route was along a swampy, 
foresty, fieldy country, with a fine back- 
ground of hills and cliffs, relieved and rendered 
picturesque by the leafless trees in black against 
the snow. The friend I went to visit was a Mid- 
Lothian laddie, who left Scotland forty years ago, 
and is now a naturalized American. 

The ties that bound us, freshened by very occa- 
sional letters, were various, and had stood the forty 
years' strain well. We lived in the same village, 
were in the same class at the parish school, and 
generally near the bottom of it — never " Dux" — but 
no wonder, when the Dux is now a belted knight, 
Lieutenant-Governor of the Punjaub, with half of 
the alphabet after his name, K.C.S.I., CLE., LL.D. 

We got palmies together, played and " dookit " 

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30 Bits about America. 

together in " Hardie's Pool," and — full proof of boys 
being " thick " — kent o' birds' nests in common, to 
say nothing of following "Tally Ho," or Geordie 
Denholm and the " Gardener's Walk " band. 

Although neither of us has been presented at 
Court, we had an interview with Her Most Gracious 
Majesty on 14th September 1842, of which the Editor 
of Leaves from the Journal of our Life in the High- 
lands takes no notice ; contenting himself with, " At 
half-past three o'clock we (the Queen and Prince 
Albert) went out with the Duchess of Buccleuch, 
only Colonel Bouverie riding with us. We drove 
through Melville Park to Roslin." I supply the 
omission by a quotation from my friend's letter, 
dated 12th September 1886: — "I was very much 
interested in the Queen's visit to the Edinburgh 
Exhibition. It recalled 1842. Do you remember 
two boys, sent by the crowd at Melville Gate to 
watch the Queen when she rounded ' Nancy's 
Knowe,' so as to give them warning? One boy ran 
like a deer to tell the crowd — the other, red-headed 
and bare-legged, could not keep up, so had to fall 
behind, but did noble service to his Queen and 
country, by keeping pace with the royal equipage 
till the gate was reached — hurrahing as well as the 
best of them t " 

Yes, Jamie, I remember that ; but you forgot to 
relate that the two young rogues had been swinging 



Easthampton. 3 1 

on an upper gate ; that when the carriage came 
forward it closed with a spring ; that the horses were 
restive ; that we did not know what the Queen said 
to us at first, but answered Eh ? Then followed 
the " interview," opening of the gate, the race, and 
our urging the old gate-wife " to be quick an' open 
the gate, for here was the Queen," to which she 
replied, " I maun get on a white apron an' a clean 
mutch 1 first, Queen or no Queen ; " and it was only 
after she had got herself made trim that she came 
out, made a " laigh curtsey," and opened the gate. 

The grasp at meeting was a warm one. He looked 
younger than I expected,— younger than his now 
grey-bearded schoolfellow, — and "Auld Langsyne " 
was performed to the letter during my visit. From 
the station we spanked to his home in a sleigh, with 
its tinkling bells and easy motion. That night and 
on many others, indeed into the small hours of the 
morning generally, we talked of schoolboy and early 
apprenticeship days, and the ups and downs of our- 
selves and our old classmates and friends. 

We had one especially delightful sleigh ride to- 
gether behind a grand thorough-bred mare, " Jenny," 
who bowled us over the country roads and past the 
snug farmhouses of New England, with her crested 
mane, high head, and nimble legs ; we cleaving the 
dry air, which, although the thermometer was low, 
^ A white cap with a very capacious border. 



32 Bits about America. 

was rather cool than cold, and most exhilarating. 
Occasionally in passing vehicles we had to track into 
snow two feet deep — easily done ; at other times we 
had a two or three miles' clear run — grand. 

Halting at a Scotsman's house in Florence, we 
met a Scottish welcome, flanked by cream cakes 
and other confectionery mysteries, washed down by 
two samples of " American dew," — one called 
" Monangehela " another " Bourbon," — both most 
palatable, and, considering the weather, seasonable. 
Thence we sleighed to Northampton, saw Jonathan 
Edwards' church, and home, and tree, and the 
pleasant, beautiful residences of this fashionable 
summer resort ; then back to our quarters with 
"Jenny," frisky and swift. 1 was told that my visit 
was at a wrong season. Perhaps it was ; but had I 
been later, I would have had no sleighing, which, 
now that I have had it, I would like to repeat. 

Easthampton is a busy, straggling town of over 
5000 inhabitants, its industries being cotton-spinning 
and weaving, — buttons, — india-rubber wares, — etc. 
In the centre is an open square with a small garden- 
park, fine trees, and a bandstand. Around it are 
several fine churches, an elegant Town Hall, and the 
handsome buildings of the "Williston Seminary," 
founded and endowed by the late Samuel Williston, 
a worthy man, who most successfully carried on 
the manufacture of covered buttons and woven 



Easlhampton. 33 

elastic goods in the town. He was a liberal giver to 
all good objects. In the founder's original deed of 
gift these words occur, " Goodness without know- 
ledge is powerless to do good ; knowledge without 
goodness is powerful to do evil." It was one 
of the first institutions to teach applied science, 
laboratory practice in chemistry, and field practice 
in surveying. 

Boulevards of trees overarch the wide streets and 
well-made concrete pavements. The houses in the 
centre of the town are mostly built of brick, but in 
the side streets, largely of wood ; neat, snug, and 
cosy-like ; standing in " lots," with plot before and 
garden behind ; painted white, with windows green 
or brown ; nice porches and verandahs ; and, being 
all "self-contained" villa style, they are a fair 
distance apart from one another; hence the town, 
like many others, is a " town of distances." The 
coal used in the north-west and in New England is 
anthracite-smokeless, — leaving the air pure and the 
linen decent. The houses are heated by stoves that 
give great heat at little expense, but want the 
" bonnie blithe blink o' ane's ain fireside." 

One of my host's sons was a member of a volun- 
teer corps, called, I think, the " Hill Band Corps " 
(after its patron, Mr. Hill). He was in full regi- 
mentals one evening, preparing to take part in a 
concert to be given in the Town Hall in aid of the 



34 Bits about America. 

funds of the " Grand Army of the Republic." This 
is an association, established about ten years after 
the close of the rebellion of 1865, to befriend old 
soldiers or their widows and orphans, and was, I 
believe, founded by General Gordon. There is also 
a " Woman's Relief Auxiliary Corps," whereby 
thousands of ladies combine to visit, discover, and 
assist female relatives of soldiers that may need 
help. 

I went to the Town Hall, and found it a large, 
elegant building capable of containing 1200 easily, 
with lower halls, committee rooms, etc. The enter- 
tainment was largely dramatic, and the principal 
actors were men that had been soldiers in the 
Federal army — residents in the town, of which there 
were over two dozen on the stage. The roles of the 
ladies were filled by amateurs — indeed, all were 
townsfolks, excepting A. F. Nail, of Mansfield, Ohio, 
who " runs " the piece, trains the amateurs, and 
plays the leading part of " Uncle Joe," a negro slave, 
to perfection. He is the " Bailie Nicol Jarvie " of 
the story. The play is entitled, "The Drummer 
Boy ; or, the Battlefield of Shilob," arranged from 
incidents of the late war by Comrade S. J. Muscroft, 
and begins by a scene of a Northern farmer enter- 
taining Southern visitors. 

Learning of the outbreak of the rebellion, high 
words pass between " North and South " at their 



Easthampton. 35 

parting. The Northern farmer's three boys wish to go 
to fight. One of them, Johnnie, seems too young, 
but begs to be even a drummer boy, and, in a touch- 
ing scene, gets his mother's consent. The music 
was fine ; the tunes in this act were — " Way down 
upon the Swannee River," and " Home, sweet Home." 
The battle scenes were taken part in by actual 
veterans, — the " Northerns " marching to the tune of 
''John Brown's body lies mouldering in the grave," 
and the "Southerns" to that of "Dixie's Land." 
To hear these sung by men to whom they are 
patriotic anthems produces a very difi"erent impres- 
sion from hearing them bawled to offensive and 
slang words, as is too often done in Britain. 

There was a very fair representation of actual 
fighting, of the apprehension and execution of spies, 
while " Uncle Joe," played by Mr. Nail, admirably 
brought out the faithful negro, his " foraging expedi- 
tion," with its promiscuous result of a hen, a potato, 
and a cabbage — his " innocence " when caught by 
the enemy — his delight at getting a letter, which he 
cannot read, but turns up and down to guess at 
— his asking his master when reading it to read 
ten million times the first sentence, " My darling 
old Joe " — his tricks, vagaries, hits, and acting 
altogether made the piece brilliant, and he was 
ably supported by the soldiers and amateurs. 

The most striking scene was the Southern prison 



36 Bits about America. 

of Andersonville, where two of the brothers were 
confined and starved, because the South was so 
blockaded as to have nothing to feed its army, much 
less its prisoners. There Johnnie the " Drummer 
Boy " is shot, and laid on the dead line. There the 
Northern men relieve the others to the tune of 
*' Tramp, tramp, my boys, we're marching." Thence 
they start and return home to the tune of " We'll all 
feel gay when Johnnie comes marching home" 
(which jarred on the ear after Johnnie's sad fate), 
" Singing the battle cry of freedom," and American 
words set to the tune of " God save the Queen," 
beginning " My country, 'tis of thee." When the 
sad news reached the Northern farmer's home, a 
sweet voice, unseen, sang, — 

" There's a land that is fairer than day, 
And by faith we can see it afar, 
For the Father waits over the way 
To prepare us a dwelling place there. 

Chorus. — In the sweet by and by, 

We shall meet on that beautiful shore ; " 

and in the farmer's hall " Drummer Johnnie's " dirge 
was finely sung in 

** We shall meet, but we shall miss him ; 
There will be one vacant chair ; " 

while all ended with "The Star-Spangled Banner" 
and " Yankee Doodle." 



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The audience was enraptured, and the result, 
I have been informed, of the four days' entertain- 
ment was ;^50 to the fund. I met several of the 
old soldiers, and had from them thrilling state- 
ments of their experience. Many of them were 
quiet, earnest men ; much had to be drawn out of 
them. I have found all over the part of the 
United States I visited an intense regard for the 
heroes of 1860-65. Monuments in every town — 
expensive and graceful ; banners in every City 
Hall ; trophies here and there ; and annually, on 
" Commemoration Day," a fresh small American flag 
is planted on each of their graves. Commemora- 
tion Hall at Harvard University, one of the finest 
in the States, was erected to their memory, and for 
all easy Government posts an old "1865 " has the 
" running." 

Splendid panoramas or dioramas or cycloramas 
were in each town of the battles of Gettysburg, 
etc. The foreground has actual corn sheaves, 
fields, cabins, cannons, trees, and muskets ; the 
painted part is so exquisitely done as to prove 
deceptive. It takes long looking to believe that it 
is a painting — a friend wagered upon "smoke" 
being real, but although he lost he is still uncon- 
vinced. The painting of horses " in action " of all 
kinds is marvellous. Need I add that such exhibi- 
tions are intensely popular? 



2,8 Bits about America. 

Washington has its princely institution for old 
soldiers, more like a ducal domain, adorned with 
ponds, swans, and fine timber. The Pension Office 
is large, and the ''appropriation" enormous. 

So much for the Northern soldiers. What of 
the Southern ? Of course nothing " national." But 
their friends have seen to them, as far as they 
would allow themselves to be seen to. One fact I 
have on good authority, that in Lexington, Ken- 
tucky, an institution was provided for disabled 
Southern soldiers, but they could hardly catch one 
to enter it. They did get one old fellow with a 
wooden leg to venture in, but he would not remain, 
and the institution seems in a fair way of being 
sold, and the purchase - money returned to the 
subscribers. 

The " scarlet " fever was an old complaint in 
Britain when the soldier's dress was the red coat. 
America has also a touch of the " war-and-glory " 
mania, but it is more in memory and theory than 
in fact. Our cousins are too wise to cripple them- 
selves, as some European Governments are now 
doing, by "arming to the teeth." Until there is 
immense risk of explosion, Jonathan bides his 
time. Long may he seek peace and pursue it. I 
cannot recall having seen a single United States 
regular soldier throughout my entire tour. They 
seem few and far between ; this cannot be said 



East /lamp ton. 39 

of European kingdoms, where they swarm like 
locusts, and by their immense numbers almost 
provoke and would enjoy war. 

Longfellow was right when he wrote, — 

Were half the power, that fills the world with terror, 
Were half the wealth, bestowed on camps and courts, 

Given to redeem the human mind from error, 
There were no need of arsenals and forts ; 

The warrior's name would be a name abhorred ! 

And every nation, that should lift again 
Its hand against a brother, on its forehead 

Would wear for evermore the curse of Cain ! 

Down the dark future, through long generations. 
The echoing sounds grow fainter and then cease ; 

And like a bell, with solemn, sweet vibrations, 

I hear once more the voice of Christ say, " Peace ! " 

Peace ! and no longer from the brazen portals 
The blast of War's great organ shakes the skies ! 

But beautiful as songs of the immortals, 
The holy melodies of love arise. 




CHAPTER V. 

CITIES. 

^,^ WILL not attempt to treat at any length 
Ci of the prominent cities of America. My 

of 



visit was too hurried to admit of my 
doing them justice, and they spring into 
P existence so suddenly, or become "great 
<^ centres " of special industries so quickly, 

that I could not gauge their importance. Indeed, 
" importance " is a relative term. Twenty years ago 
I accompanied a college-bred Glasgowegian and his 
London friend on a visit to Melrose and Abbotsford. 
Knowing the district, I did my best to point out 
the objects of interest on the route, such as the 
battlefields of Falkirk, Pinkie, and Prestonpans ; or 
Niddrie, Borthwick, and Crichton Castles. " London " 
was alert and delighted — ''Glasgow " was bilious, and 
showed no signs of interest until we reached Gala- 
shiels. Its large factories aroused him. After 
passing a few of them, he said briskly, "This is 
an important place," and as more of the many- 
windowed blocks came into sight, he declared 
vigorously, "This is a most important place. I 

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Cities. 4 1 

had no idea that Galashiels was such an important 
place." Which nobody can deny. 

The general impression I formed of the cities of 
America was favourable, although many of them 
are so flat that, like "Jeanie Deans," we were 
weary o' sic tracts o' level ground, and " glad to 
hear there's a hill," even if " it's a murder to post- 
horses." In all new towns, and in many old ones, 
the streets are wider than in Britain. The " cause- 
way " in many greatly needs improvement, as does 
also the paving of the footways, excepting where 
this has been done in " concrete," which is cleverly 
and solidly laid. The numbering of the streets, 
from I and upwards, instead of naming them 
" Queen's," " Princes " Street, etc., if not so euphoni- 
ous, renders it easy to find any place or to guess 
its whereabouts. Fancy getting 2849 Washington 
Street as an address, or No. 41 26th Street, West. 

There is a Republican freedom in the coolness 
with which, even in such busy streets as Broad- 
way, New York, huge bales or boxes of goods are 
left on the pavements, either by lorries or for 
lorries to lift, around which the pedestrian has to 
engineer his way. Not infrequently he has to wait 
until the planks which are used to convey these 
from the pavement to the store, or vice versa, have 
served their purpose, or to step over them. In 
other streets the waggons are " backed " as near 



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the stores as possible, planks stretched, and one 
must either go round by the horses' heads, or 
jump the planks, or wait until the waggoner 
ready to move ; this in " warehouse " streets 
makes walking leisurely and ticklish. The rutty 
nature of the causeway is not improved by damp 
weather, but the "Boot-blacks" — very prominent 
features of the street corners, with their chairs 
canopied by huge umbrellas — get more work 
thereby, and thus far, trade is encouraged — a great 
matter in the New World. 

Cities vie with each other in handsome city halls 
or Capitols. Of these, very properly, the senatorial 
Capitol of the entire United States at Washington 
is the grandest, with its towering white dome, its 
hundreds of marble pillars, and beautiful surround- 
ings. It occupies an elevated, commanding site, 
and is the most effective building I have seen 
in any part of the world — solid, vast, and imposing. 
From its pinnacle a beautiful view is had of the 
Botanical Gardens, parks, and palatial buildings of 
the city, such as the White House, Patent Office, 
Post Office, Museums, and Treasury ; of the broad 
sweeping bends of the smooth - flowing Potomac 
river ; of the hills of Virginia and Maryland in the 
background, dotted with mansions, colleges, the 
" Soldiers' Home," and other buildings, embosomed 
in woods. It is a city of " magnificent distances," 



Cities. 45 

wide streets, with boulevards of trees on each side, 
while small parks are very common, and graceful 
statues too numerous to mention. It is becoming 
the residential town of the wealthy, and is, in 
American phrase, "quite a place." 

The capitol of the State of Connecticut, at 
Hartford, is an imposing and chaste building ; that 
of Philadelphia is an immense, unfinished, too 
ornate structure of solid marble, and, from the 
time already occupied in its erection, it gives fair 
promise to be the capitol, as Cologne is the 
cathedral, of the millennium. In New York, 
Chicago, and other cities the post offices and 
court-houses are elegant; many of the warehouses 
are magnificent erections, in marble, granite, or 
fine stone, so grand that one regrets they are in 
streets where their architectural beauties cannot be 
studied, even at very great risk to the neck. In- 
ternally they are gorgeously finished, sometimes 
stretching upwards to fourteen flats. The system 
of "elevators" or "hoists" is universal, with ele- 
gantly furnished "cages," and occasionally four shafts 
are found, in full ascent or descent, in one block. 

The streets of all the new cities are wide, and 
along the sides stretch fine trees, giving at once 
beauty and grateful shade. The public parks are 
numerous and elegant, notably those of Chicago, 
Boston, St. Louis, and Central Park, New York. 



46. Bits about America. 

The latter is quite a triumph of landscape garden- 
ing; the irregular and rocky natural features of it 
having been cleverly made to minister to the 
picturesque. It is a favourite place with nurses 
and children, and has nice quiet corners for them. 
For older boys or girls it has " merry-go-rounds," 
where the riders tilt with little swords at rings 
lightly held round the sides, the feat being to 
get the "swordies" well ring-covered. There are 
zoological gardens, free to all, evidently a great 
attraction, with their lions, tigers, elephants, bisons, 
prairie dogs, and, of course, monkeys ; a large 
pond for boating, a smaller one, still of fair size, 
where good-sized model boats gracefully skim and 
sail, to the delight of the boy - commanders on 
shore, besides miles of walks and flower-beds. 

Driving is much more common in America than 
in Britain. It sometimes struck me that folks 
were ashamed to be seen walking. In the public 
parks and fashionable thoroughfares, carriages of 
all kinds swarm, from the four-in-hand and flashy 
tandem down to the "billy buggy." The wheels 
and machines are generally light. Ladies handle 
the "ribbons" frequently and well. I was told 
that " every woman in America could hitch up a 
horse and liked driving." Many of the horses were 
fine, but there was a mixture of " Rosinantes." On 
the equestrian courses, the " Rotten Rows," there 



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was generally a fine turn-out of horses, and in 
every town there were little posts planted at short 
distances apart, with rings for "hitching the animile" 
to, when the driver was shopping or calling, where 
often for hours the poor horses stood quietly 
amongst snow. There was no opening for the 
chance penny so dear to boys for "haudin' a horse." 

Tramways are in every town, even very small 
ones, and my opinion is in favour of the " cable " as 
compared with the "horse" system. In Chicago the 
" cable " system has supplanted, or is fast supplant- 
ing, the "horse." The original cost of the track is 
greater, but on a comparison of costs of working 
during the past five years, the " cable " cost 5|d. per 
mile per car, while those drawn by horses cost is. 
per mile. In speed, in ease of starting and stopping, 
the "cable" also "has it." 

Despite the severe snowstorms of America, by 
having the power of heating the air under the track 
by steam pipes, and an effective cable-drawn snow- 
plough, the old system of clearing the tracks by great 
teams of horses — almost a hopeless task, as well as 
a cruel and slow process — has been abandoned, with 
the result that, to quote from a published report, 
" the cable lines of this Company have never lost 
a single trip from snow, frost, or ice upon the track." 

Other advantages are the absence of the clatter of 
horses' hoofs, the cleanliness of the track, the pre- 



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vention of what often seems cruelty to animals ; and 
these have resulted in a decided enhancement of the 
value of property where the " cable " system has 
superseded the " horse " plan. There is no wear of 
the centre of the track ; indeed, its cleanly and per- 
fect condition makes it the favourite, sometimes the 
only, " footway " in winter. The cars have wooden 
" fenders " all round, rendering it impossible for 
any one to get under the wheels. One insane lady 
threw herself across the track, and was pushed aside, 
*' weel shooken," but otherwise uninjured. 

The power is derived from two pairs of engines of 
500 horse-power each. One pair amply suffices for 
all the work, but the other can be started on short 
notice if required. The boilers in use are the " Bab- 
cock and Willcox," four in number, 250 horse-power 
each, one or two being in reserve for any emergency. 
Occasionally a train of three cars is seen gliding 
along. At a certain point one is disconnected, and 
by an ingenious " loop switch " it goes slowly round 
a curve on to another line, while the others move 
straight on. As far as I could learn and judge, the 
results of the ** cable" system were alike satisfactory 
to the owners and to the citizens, as the following 
quotation will show : — " Within six months after the 
conversion of this Company's lines from horse to 
cable power, property along those lines rose in 
value from 30 to 100 per cent." " The enhanced 



Cities. 49 

value of property in the South Division of Chicago, 
due wholly to the construction and operation of 
cable lines, will not fall short of $15,000,000" (three 
million pounds sterling). 

I also travelled by an " electric " car railway, 
recently constructed in Appleton, Wisconsin, which 
has proved quite a success. It is worked on the 
system of Mr. Van Depoele, the inventor. Two 
" turbine " water wheels, coupled together, capable 
of developing 100 horse-power, drive a 60 horse- 
power electric generator. The electric current is 
carried by wires overhead, from which a flexible 
cable, easy of connection or disconnection, conducts 
the power to a Van Depoele motor in front of the 
car. This is worked by a lever, under the control 
of the conductor ; and on grades of 9 per cent, or 
round curves of 40 to 45 feet radius, the cars bowled 
along steadily. 

The local newspapers speak in very high terms of 
the safety, precision, and economy of the system, as 
the following quotation from the Appleton Daily 
Post will show : — " The effective work of the snow- 
plough, when pushed in front of two cars, has proved 
that the road can be kept in running order, after any 
storm not of extraordinary severity, as quickly as a 
horse railroad, and at infinitely [sic] less expenditure 
of wearisome efibrt. The system is absolutely safe, 
as the wires are out of reach above the ground. On 



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the score of economy the advantages of employing 
electricity are numerous — it gives 53 per cent, of 
mechanical efficiency after being transmitted over a 
distance of some 35 miles. Wherever water is used 
to drive the electric generators, the saving cannot be 
disputed, and where steam is used as a prime motor 
to run the generators, there is a large difference in 
favour of electricity over animal power. There is 
also avoided in this system the expenses of large 
stables for horses, and the annoyance of having a 
large number of labourers to care for the same ; less 
space for cars on track is required, and there is no 
wear of the track between the rails." 

I hardly think that the " high level " system com- 
mon in New York will ever be mooted, and feel 
convinced that it never will be adopted, in Britain. 
Anything more Gotho-Vandalish can hardly be con- 
ceived. The line is carried on iron pillars erected in 
the streets, so that the track is about the level of the 
first storey ; the trains puff, and whistle, and thunder 
along, wriggling round sharp corners, and murdering 
quiet or sleep. It means architectural ruin to a 
district ; the ghost of Lord Cockburn would cer- 
tainly rise and denounce the outrage, as was done 
before the battle of Flodden by a voice " from the 
throne of Plotcock," if Edinburgh was threatened 
with such a catastrophe ; and Sir Walter Scott's 
spirit would send round the "fiery cross" and kindle 



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the " Border beacon " to save the amenities of " mine 
own romantic town." 

Electric lighting is universal in all American 
cities and towns with any pretensions to progress. 
It is also used largely in the houses of all classes, 
the users speaking of it as healthy, regular, and safe. 
It is, indeed, in America the light of the " present " 
more than gas is ; electric lamps span every street, 
and well do they light up a town. Science is making 
such marvellous discoveries and combinations of 
powers and processes, that it is difficult to forecast 
the light of the future. 

The telegraph and telephone are great factors in 
American business. In banks, warehouses, saloons, 
notably in hotel lobbies, the machines are " tick, 
ticking" away, printing automatically in various 
corners, on a narrow paper ribbon, visible to all, 
monetary, commercial, general, or sporting news. 
Hence the lobbies are capacious, resembling Ex- 
changes, " where merchants much do congregate." 
Around them or opening from them are collar, 
glove, cigar, drug, and barbers' shops. The lobbies 
seem to fill the place of the " coffee-houses " of 
former days in London, but are noisier, busier, and 
more of the smoking-lounge type. 

As a rule, the cemeteries of America are well 
chosen and beautifully kept. The monumental 
sculptures are often massive, composed of beautiful 



52 Bits about America. 

materials, showing good taste in design and skilful 
workmanship. No visitor to New York should fail 
to visit Greenwood Cemetery, Brooklyn. From its 
commanding site a splendid view is obtained of the 
mouths of the Hudson, the cities on its banks, the 
islands that dot its channel, the forest of shipping 
that floats on its bosom, and the finely undulating, 
well - cultivated, surrounding country ; whilst, by 
the side of its miles of drives or walks, stands the 
largest collection of elegant monuments in the world, 
erected to the memory of men and women whose 
fame the nation will not allow to die. It is, besides, 
a model of landscape gardening, with neat ponds, 
and a splendid variety of trees, shrubs, and flowers. 

I visited with much interest the graveyards of 
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, especially the quiet nook 
where lies Thaddeus Stevens, the early, persistent, 
and staunch advocate of the equaHty of all men, 
white or negro. He is buried in the "coloured" 
churchyard of Lancaster, and his monument bears 
the following inscription : — 

** I repose in this quiet and secluded spot, 
Not from any natural preference for solitude, 
But, finding other cemeteries limited as to race, 
I have chosen this, that I might illustrate in my death 
The principles which I advocated through a long life, 
Equality of man before his Creator. 

Thaddeus Stevens, 
Born at Darmville, Caled. Co., Vermont, April 4, 1792; 
Died at Washington, D.C., August li, 1838." 



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So beautifully situated and so well kept were 
many of the cemeteries, that I was reminded of 
the beadle of Eddlestone's parting remark to two 
weeping ladies who had come to visit the graves of 
their kindred : " There's no hurry, leddies, no hurry 
whatsomever. Stay as long as you like, and enjoy 
yourselves." 

Boston reminded me, in the older part of the city, 
of a well-to-do English town. It claims to be the 
" Hub of the Universe," and far be it from me to 
question its claim, because in that city and many 
others I heard the expression used, almost as a 
proverb, concerning anything extraordinary, *' That 
can't be beat EXCEPT in BOSTON." On the top of 
Bunker's Hill, in its suburbs, I was accosted by a 
**gintleman," who in a brogue that had more of 
Kerry in it than Massachusetts, said, — 

" Well, you're right to come and see where the 
toyrant Britishers were licked. I'll take ye's round 
and show ye the spot." 

He had been indulging in drink, one of the very 
few that I saw " touched " in that way, and I declined 
his offer with thanks, but he was not to be shaken off. 
He enlarged " on the cheek of the English a hundred 
years ago, troying to hould Ameriky in chains," and 
grew demonstratively violent as he spluttered out 
a tirade about " the bloodhounds of England traitin' 
Oireland worse than any slaves ever were traited." 



54 ^^is about Ame^^ica. 

" We'll need to go over," said he, " and sweep the 
murtherers into the little ditch of a sea that's about 
them, and," drawing his left hand over the palm of 
his right, " we'll aisy do it with the back of our left 
hand." 

When he learned that I was a Scotchman, he 
became most gracious, and proposed a " drink " and 
to show me the city; both of which offers I declined. 
It may comfort Scotchmen to know that when we 
parted, he said, " We'll not hurt ould Scotland when 
we come over ; the Scotch came from Oireland at 
first, and gave us Bobbie Burns." 




CHAPTER VI. 

PAINTINGS. 



NE of the attractions of New York this 
season was the Exhibition, previous to 
their sale and dispersion, of the paint- 
ings, sculpture, ceramics, plates, and bric- 
a-brac of the late A. T. Stewart, the American 
millionaire, from whose estate some worthy 
Scottish folks in the southern counties expected a 
fair slice, but the slip between the cup and the lip 
was a complete spill. I spent an evening in the 
galleries, and it was interesting to observe the kind 
of pictures with which a busy merchant and clever 
man of means and money surrounded himself. 

Most of them were bright and suggestive, and told 
their own story without the aid of a catalogue. Of 
old masters of the dingy type there were none — 
colour, sparkle, and bright effect were the features ; 
what, in Europe, are considered masterpieces, and 
deservedly so, although dingy, smoke-begrimed, and 
cracking, were wanting. On entering the first 
room, I was struck with a large painting of the 



56 Bits about America. 

"Falls of Niagara," by Frederick E. Church, N.A., 
New York. It measured 94 inches by 102, and is 
taken from the American side. It is dated in 1867, 
and was awarded the highest honour at the Exposi- 
tion Universelle, Paris, of that year. The mighty 
torrent is admirably given, and warrants the use, in 
a superlative degree, of the lines in which the poet 
Southey describes the " Cataract of Lodore : " — 

** Advancing, and prancing, and glancing, and dancing, 
Recoiling, turmoiling, and toiling, and boiling. 
And thumping, and flumping, and bumping, and jumping. 
And dashing, and flashing, and splashing, and clashing. 
And so never ending, but always descending. 
Sounds and motions for ever and ever are blending, 
All at once and all o'er, vi'ith a mighty uproar, 
And this way the water comes down at Lodore." 

The enormous river is seen doubling over the 
shelving rock in an exceedingly swift, gliding rush, 
breaking into foam ; the rising mist-like spray is 
cleverly rendered, and in one corner there is the 
airiest and lightest, yet most distinct, segment of a 
transparent rainbow " arching the foaming water." 

I have since learned that Mr. John S. Kennedy, of 
New York, one of its most honourable and success- 
ful business men, a native of Glasgow, v/ho has 
spent nearly thirty years of his life in the United 
States (a brother of Dr. Kennedy, of Richmond 
Street United Presbyterian Church, Edinburgh, — 
the able Clerk of the United Presbyterian Synod), 



Paintings, 57 

has purchased this grand example of American 
art and powerful delineation of the grandest of 
America's natural wonders, and has presented the 
picture to the National Gallery of Scotland. 

Mr. Church, the artist, is a native of Hartford, 
Conn., born in 1826, and was a pupil of the late 
eminent Thomas Cole. There is a painting of 
Niagara from the Canadian side, by him, in the 
great Corcoran Gallery at Washington, but the one 
which Scotland has just received is a more attractive 
picture. That in the "Corcoran " is 42 inches by 89, 
whereas, as already stated, the " Edinburgh " one is 
94 inches by 102. The " Corcoran" is not so deep, 
but gives a fine idea of the width, though not of 
the height of the falls. The hurl .of the waters is 
marvellously treated in the rapids, and a rainbow 
broken here and there, from absence of spray, greatly 
enhances the effect. The Corcoran catalogue thus 
describes its gem : — " Of this great picture, of a great 
American subject, by a great American artist, it may 
be said that it represents all of the mighty scene 
in nature save its sound and motion, though the 
latter element of its sublimity is grandly suggested 
in the rush of its massive green depths, and the 
varied sweep and surging eddies of its shallow 
waters." It bears date 1857, has been exhibited 
throughout America and Europe, and carried off a 
gold medal at the Paris Exposition. Good judges 



58 Bits about America. 

say that Mr. Church never repeated his pictures, 
and the one now possessed by Scotland is fully as 
effective and more suggestive than the fine example 
in the " Corcoran." 

I feel convinced that the generous donor will 
receive not only from the Trustees of the National 
Gallery of Scotland, but from all lovers of art, most 
sincere thanks. He has not only enriched the 
Gallery with a great painting, but has enabled 
many, who will never visit Niagara, to see it depicted 
by a master hand. Mr. Church, the artist, is now 
quite unfit for further work. He has as yet no 
successor, and a look at his picture recalls the story 
of the Sheffield steel manufacturer, who asked the 
brother of Canova the sculptor, " If he intended to 
carry on his brother's business." That, in Church's 
case, will not be easily done. The picture was 
originally sold for ;^2000. 

Near it in the gallery rose — for from its enormous 
size we can hardly say hung — Rosa Bonheur's 
" Horse Fair," so well known by its having been 
engraved in different " scales." The work measures 
200 inches by 96, and covers the entire side of 
a large room. Although executed in 1853-55, 
it is still bright, sparkling, and fresh. The grand 
pair of sturdy, dappled greys, in vigorous action, 
with their quivering hind quarters and massive 
shoulders ; the fiery black stallion, rearing and 



Pamtings. 59 

about to get a heavy cut with the whip ; the 
splendid fore-shortened roan, a sure prize-winner ; 
the side filled up by a stringhalt "screw," with 
shambling legs and loutish rider ; the effective 
treatment of sky and foliage — indeed, the tout 
ensemble was so perfect that I felt surprised when 
I saw it knocked down at ;^ 10,600 sterling. I was 
greatly pleased to find that the purchaser, whose 
name I have forgotten, had presented this noble 
picture to the " Metropolitan Museum of Art," 
Central Park, New York. Its appropriate place is 
in a national collection, where it is in such excel- 
lent company as the splendid work presented to 
the Museum by Mr. Jessup, banker. New York, 
" Columbus giving an account of the discovery of 
America to the King and Court of Spain," and 
other gems. 

This Museum is to be congratulated on its now 
possessing, through the liberality of Mr. Jay Gould, 
the picture which realized the largest sum at the 
sale of the Stewart Collection, "Friedland 1807," by 
J. L. Meissonier, Paris, a battle piece of the palmy 
days of Napoleon I., which brought over i^i 3,000, and 
measured 96 inches by 54. It is a little after the 
style of Miss Thomson's "Charge of the Scots Greys 
at Waterloo." Another work of Meissonier's, a small 
thing, 17 by 23, "At the Barracks," brought ;^3200. 

Prominent on the walls, for size and merit, was a 



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picture of the " Environs of Fontainebleau," by F. A. 
Bonheur, a brother of Mme. Rosa's, measuring 156 
inches by 118. This forest scene was enriched with 
cattle, reminding me of the works of Paul Potter 
and Kuyp — the massive bull, the balmy heifer, and 
the herd in all attitudes, while the foliage and trees 
were finely given. It realized ^3560. Near this 
was hung Erskine Nicol's (R.S. A., Edinburgh) " The 
Disputed Boundary," one of those exquisite scenes 
of Irish life which a few years ago decked the 
Academy walls, but which now, alas ! owing to the 
failing health of the " Art member for Ireland," we 
sadly, sorely miss. It is in his best manner. The 
lawyer on the estate, in stately black, with white 
neckcloth, ruffled shirt, and quill in hand, the 
disputants, one old, defiant, immovable ; the other 
with the shocky red hair that Nicol can render 
so well, holds the map and *' discoorses ; " while 
the onlookers, the table, books, letters, etc., are 
perfect. The picture is as crisp and fresh as 
when it left the easel, and fell into the hands of 
Mr. Thomas B. Clark at ;^3050. The catalogue 
tells, "Mr. Nicol wished the above sent to the 
Centennial Exhibition, Philadelphia, 1876," stating 
that he regarded "The Disputed Boundary" as the 
greatest work he had ever painted. 

There was a nice " bit " of Thomas Faed, R.A.'s, 
" Papa's Coming," which has been secured by Mr. 



Paintings, 6 1 

John S. Kennedy for his home collection. The 
works of W. A. Bougereau, Paris, three in number, 
were most attractive. " The New-born Lamb " 
brought £1020, and a finely executed piece, " Return 
from the Harvest," showing a peasant woman, 
sheaf-and-flower crowned, mounted on a donkey, 
having before her a "bonnie bairn," and surrounded 
by well-grouped harvest rejoicers, sold for £\6oo.^ 

I should exhaust my readers' patience were I to 
go over in detail the pictures of Fortuny, Troyon 
Fichel, Gerome, Bierstadt, and others. The collec- 
tion numbered 220, and the sale occupied three 
evenings from half-past seven o'clock till nearly ten. 
Chickering Hall, in which it took place, is a large, 
handsome concert room belonging to the musical 
firm of that name in New York, and will contain 
2500 people. On the third evening of the sale I 
got into the crowded hall early, and had a favour- 
able seat. When business began, young men were 
ranged at short distances among the passages, to 
catch *' bids," as these would have been lost in the 
crowd without such help. The auctioneer, Mr. 
Thomas E. Kirby, a man in his prime, stood at a 
small desk ; behind him was a platform, half con- 
cealed by deep, large red curtains. These were 
drawn aside, or rather from the front to the back 
of an easel stand, revealing the picture to be sold. 
Mr. Kirby spoke incessantly, repeating the last bid 



62 Bits about America. 

or the new one as fast as he could speak, on and 
on, giving sufficient time at the end, but still speak- 
ing, until his ivory hammer fell. Then the curtains 
were brought to the front of the stand, and in a 
few seconds they were withdrawn, showing another 
picture for sale. The auctioneer, in the interim of 
changing, described the coming lot. 

Bids were bawled out by the assistants in the 
passages, even from far back in the gallery — in the 
front of which were Jay Gould, Vanderbilt, and 
several other noted American collectors. Occa- 
sionally the jumps were "big." Applause greeted 
several pictures, and followed any good bid. Works 
by native artists were well received, and a picture 
of " George Washington," by Gilbert Stuart, a 
famous American portrait painter, brought down 
the house. It fell at £620, and was shortly followed 
by a large, very fine portrait of Alexander Von 
Humboldt (Kosmos), by I. Schrader, Berlin, certified 
by the artist as painted from life, which only brought 
;^i85, drawing from many an expression of surprise 
— Patriotism versus Philosophy. Mr. Gilbert Stuart 
has evidently painted a good many portraits of 
George Washington, for I have seen them in several 
collections. One picture by Jerome, Paris, " Une 
Collaboration," brought £1620, or ;^3 per square 
inch. The "Old Masters" in the collection seemed 
to me, in art phrase, hardly dry — the brightness of 



Paintings. 63 

the colouring being suspicious, and buyers seemed 
of the same opinion, for a large Titian (?), " Madonna 
and Child," brought only £\6q\ Murillos, £12^, 
£226 ; a Rembrandt, £^0. There was considerable 
laughter when some " weeds," that had evidently 
hung on the walls of some great dining saloon of a 
hotel, large and showy, of ladies of the i8th cen- 
tury in ruffles and trickery, brought about £2^ 
each — the grand frames were almost worth the 
money. 

One monster, measuring 35 feet by 22 feet, by 
Adolphe Zoon, could not be removed from the Grand 
Union Hotel at Saratoga. A duplicate of it, well 
executed, measuring 60 inches by 36, was exhibited 
and sold along with the great "White Elephant;" 
for the two, £6^, cheap. The allegory is very 
flattering to America, with " Republic," and Minerva, 
and trumpets and winged messengers, and " E Pluri- 
bus Unum," and peace, industry, a river quenching 
the torch of war, etc. The original picture is so 
huge that a ball-room was designed with a panel 
big enough to hold it. I was struck with " Lady 
Washington's" reception by D. Huntingdon. A fine 
study of figures, and the dresses, although of a 
century ago, more graceful than those of to-day. 
Lady Washington is admirably drawn ; George, 
effective in full black Court dress ; the Duke of 
Kent, a fine soldierly-looking man. Mrs. George 



64 Bits about America. 

Clinton is a perfect impersonation of a very old 
lady sitting, and Jonathan TurnbuU of an old 
gentleman. Bierstadt's " Seal Rock, San Francisco," 
is a grand northern sea scene, with wonderful effects 
of light and shade on the chafing and " surfy " 
waves as they surged round a natural rock bridge 
— the light through the arch, the sea - fowl, sea- 
lions, and seals were numerous, true to nature, and 
admirably rendered. The tout ensemble was a pic- 
ture of surpassing merit. Two other pictures from 
the same easel showed how thoroughly Mr. Bierstadt 
merits the encomium passed upon him as " the first 
pioneer painter to reveal to us the sublime scenery 
of the Far West." 

There was a "Blind Man's Buff" by Charles 
Bargnut, Brussels, but how different from Sir D. 
Wilkie's ! All the players were ladies in shining 
satins and long trains. No MAN body to catch — 
" Butter to butter's nae kitchen." In a three-panel 
representation of the " Prodigal Son," I got some 
information as to the manners and customs of the 
East — quite new to me — such as that " dice "-playing 
was common in his days ; the apparel, etc., seemed 
very modern, and the father is receiving the son on 
the staircase of a fine mansion, partly Corinthian, 
partly Norman in style. Great is American art, 
liberally is it patronized. The prices totalled over 
;£"iOO,000, but many pictures fell far short of what 



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had been originally paid for them. Greater is 
American propriety. The statue of "The Greek 
Slave," original and exquisite, for which no offer 
was made, was withdrawn. 

The " Corcoran " Gallery of Art, Washington, 
the free gift to the public of William W. Corcoran, 
Esq., is very fine. In it is a sparkling gem from the 
genial Erskine Nicol — " * Paddy's Mark,' where a 
genuine son of the Emerald Isle is putting his mark 
to a lease, while he looks up with hesitating inquiry 
into the bland face of the attorney, whose smooth 
manner assures Paddy that it is all right. The 
incident is admirably told, and every part of the 
work painted with great force and clearness." 
There is also " Shakespeare and his Contemporaries," 
by John Faed, R.A., R.S.A., etc., well known by the 
numerous engravings of it. It is a little formal, 
but fresh and powerful. The following mixture of 
nationalities occurs in the descriptive catalogue : — 
" This picture is by one of the leading artists of 
England. John Faed is a Scotsman, and one of 
three brothers eminent in art. Thomas Faed is the 
famous painter of ' Sir Walter Scott and his Friends 
at Abbotsford,' etc. James Faed is the engraver of 
the excellent print of this picture, dedicated to Mr. 
Corcoran." 

There are also masterpieces by Thomas Cole, M. 
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Hart-Troyon, G. C. St. Pierre, J. F. Kensett, etc. 
" The Magdalena River," by F. E. Church ; " The 
Coast of New Jersey," by W. T. Richards ; " Char- 
lotte Corday in Prison," by C. L. Muller ; " A Beach 
Scene, Holland," by Kaemerrer ; " A Trout Brook," 
by Whittredge ; " A Pastoral Visit," by R. N. 
Brooke ; and " Mount Corcoran," by Bierstadt, — a 
glorious panorama of Nature's grandest moods and 
scenes, which will repay careful attention. 

In every considerable town there are Art Galleries 
worthy of a visit, for which, in many cases, larger 
halls are being provided. By the courtesy of H. W. 
Robbins, Esq., N.A., I got a season ticket for the 
62nd Annual Exhibition of the National Academy 
of Design in New York, and a glance round its 
walls warrants me in hinting that British artists will 
need to look to their colours. 

The large "clubs" of New York have periodical 
" picture " nights, where recent works are exhibited. 
There artists and the members of the clubs meet, 
and exchange opinions. I had the privilege of 
spending one such evening at the " Century Club," 
New York, where I saw a spirited portrait of W. 
Sloane, Esq., by H. W. Robbins, and other works 
of great merit. The mixing of artists, literary men, 
and connoisseurs proves useful to each and all. I 
dare not attempt to write of the sculptures, ceramics, 
etc., of the museums I visited ; they were fine. Nor 



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of the large pictures illustrative of American history 
in the Capitol at Washington, at Boston, Philadelphia, 
etc. Large — very — is a prominent characteristic, 
but the execution is good and the result effective. 
From guides and guide-books you learn the price 
of each in " dollars." I have seen in various parts 
of America paintings of human and still life, in 
tempera and colour, that more effectively represent 
" relievo " than I ever saw before. It takes many 
a side glance to convince one that all is flat ; 
but I have already exceeded the limits of a " Bit " 
by a " bittock," and must pass on to other matters, 
for it was Longfellow, THE poet of America, that 
wrote — ■ 

"Art is long, and time is fleeting." 




CHAPTER VII. 

CHURCHES AND SABBATH SCHOOLS. 

HE church architecture of America is, 
as a rule, chaste, and, to venture a 
commonly-heard pun, " a-spiring." Even 
in New York, with its huge blocks of 
high warehouses, the church spires, as seen 
from the opposite bank of the river, overtop 
the secular element. Organs, with good choirs and 
fine singing, were in all which I visited ; the congre- 
gations joined in about the half of the service of 
praise, soloists, or the choir, doing the rest. 

The first in which I worshipped, the Fifth Avenue 
Presbyterian Church, New York, of which the Rev. 
John Hall, D.D., is the pastor, is a handsome build- 
ing, or rather series of buildings. The under flat 
resembles a workshop, with its boilers, air-pumps, 
and blowing fan, worked by a steam engine, which 
exhausts the vitiated air and supplies fresh air to 
the church as well as to the organ pipes ; ventilation 
being most carefully attended to. The wood-work 
of the church is elaborately carved ; the decorations 



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of roof, walls, and windows are chaste, the lobbies 
carpeted and the seats cushioned, — altogether a 
splendid edifice. The congregation numbers 21 17 
members, has 1580 Sabbath scholars, and contributes 
about three times as much for missionary and bene- 
volent objects as it expends on its own support ; 
its gross annual income being over thirty thousand 
pounds sterling. 

Its membership displays the characteristic activity 
of American churches, although the report shows 
that that bugbear of British churches, " the half-day 
hearer," is found even there, for it tells that " the 
tendency in many places is to forego the second 
service on the Lord's day." There is a softness 
about that "forego" rather pleasing. It sounds a 
little as if it were self-denial on the hearer's part. 
Certainly it is " letting them down easily," and should 
be looked at from all sides. 

From the same report (1885) can be gathered the 
high state of organization of this church. Some of 
their standing committees might be usefully intro- 
duced into other churches, such as " for seating 
strangers," " for visiting Sunday schools," " for sup- 
plies," '' for music." The latter is not uncommon ; 
but besides it, I find on page 1 1 a " committee on 
music of session." This is new to me, and delight- 
fully suggestive of melody as well as harmony. I 
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in musical efficiency, by insisting on each member's 
duly practising sacred music and passing a satis- 
factory examination at least yearly ; possibly there 
may be competitions and prizes for " solo " or 
" organ " excellence. I regret that I did not observe 
this admirable appointment until it was too late to 
inquire into its methods of working and results. 

The Women's Employment Society is a model of 
perfection. It has " a purchasing and pricing com- 
mittee," one for " cutting, marking, and finishing," 
''permit," "distributing and examining," "paying," 
" selling," " order," " reading," a " sewing school," etc. 
It has enabled many good women to eke out a 
livelihood, by helping them to help themselves. 
There is also a Sunday class for female domestics, a 
" Chinese Sabbath school," for " John Chinaman " is 
the great laundryman of America, a free bed in 
the Presbyterian Hospital, a Young Ladies' Branch 
of Home and Foreign Missions ; and two Mission 
Chapels have been founded and are being fostered 
by this influential congregation. 

I visited the Sabbath Morning Classes in the fine 
halls. There were no " forms," — only neat, light 
wooden chairs, the scholars clustering around the 
teacher ; and all seemed active, bright, and happy. 
As I entered the "younger" class-room, the lady 
teacher was proceeding to give out a hymn, when a 
bright-eyed boy got up, and said, — " Please, teacher, 



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I was reading a story yesterday that shows about 
our lesson, and I will tell it." 

" You're rather late," said the teacher, " we must 
sing now." Then, turning to a delicate-looking boy, 
she asked him to repeat the first verse of the hymn 
about to be sung. 

" I can't, teacher," was his reply. 

" I forgot that_^ you had been away ill ; George," 
pointing to a boy sitting next him, " will help you 
to learn it, — won't you, George ? " 

" Yes, teacher," said the little tutor, as he rose to 
repeat the hymn, which was prettily sung. 

I visited in the afternoon a Mission School. There 
were several class-rooms, separated by folding doors, 
where lessons were going on ; at the closing address 
and singing, the entire school met. The hymns to 
be sung were in large print on rollers. 

From this I went to a Mission Industrial School, 
situated in " Five Points," which used to be one of 
the poorest and most degraded parts of New York. 
It was called the Five Points House of Industry, 
and is a well-conducted " Home," where four hundred 
adults or children are sheltered, trained, clothed, and 
fed. Some are servants waiting employment, some 
orphans or worse, some children of parents who 
have had to break up their home, or are in hospital, 
or sick. There is also a day nursery for little ones 
between the ages of one and four years, open from 



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7 A.M. to 7 P.M., thus allowing their parents to go to 
work. 

I quote from a letter sent to my children about 
this "Home:"— 

" Mr. Paton took me to a most delightful service 
by the children of a Mission Industrial School. 
There would be 150 girls, with pretty white pina- 
fores and a little bit of bright - coloured ribbon, 
and 150 boys, with heads thoroughly cropped, and 
clothing of all colours and shapes. They are 
orphans, or their parents are too poor to pro- 
vide for them, or they have been picked up as 
homeless by the police, or they have been sent here. 
All were clean, orderly, and nice, — sizes from a mite 
to five feet six. They sang beautifully. One girl 
repeated the First Commandment ; then all sang, 
* Lord, have mercy upon us, and incline our hearts 
to keep this law.' Then a wee birkie of a laddie 
repeated the Second Commandment, and all sang 
again, * Lord^ have mercy tipon us,' etc. ; and so on 
through all the commandments. They all engaged 
in prayer, standing up, folding their little hands 
together on their breasts, repeating the Lord's Prayer, 
etc., and praying for their friends, the trustees, the 
institution, and all poor and friendless children. It 
was very impressive and very pretty. They sang a 
good many hymns ; marched away slowly in beautiful 
order, ' singing as they went ; ' — the wee laddies 



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hindmost were so wee, that A would make two 

of them. There were whites, negroes, half-black, and 
all kinds. 

"After the service, one of the trustees showed us 
the school-room, the dormitory or sleeping room, 
with over a hundred little single crib beds, a bath- 
room, the bath six times as long and wider than 
' ours,' where a dozen might have been plumped in 
at one time to wallop. We also went into the 
infants' room, and saw forty wee, wee, wee girlies 
(I think) toddling about. Their supper of bread 
and milk was ready, the table was a very low one, 
not higher than a form at home. The bits o' toddle- 
kins waddled to their wee, wee, doll - like cane- 
bottomed chairs, found out their places after some 
shifting, stood up with folded hands, quietly repeated 
a short ' grace ; ' and the moment this was done they 
plumped down, so true to child nature, and fell to 
supper instantly, — almost quicker. 

" We also saw the bigger ones at supper. All are 
taught to read and write ; all, old enough, are taught 
trades. They are clothed from cast-off garments sent 
by good friends, and ' adapted ' in the Home, so that 
there is no hospital livery. There were play-rooms, 
clean, well aired, well lighted, and so nice, that next 
to being amongst my own dear bairns, I felt that 
here were God's little ones gathered in and cared 
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they cry,' and it made me glad to see them so cosy." 
The Home Is supported by voluntary contributions, 
the directors are Christian men of energy and influ- 
ence, the records of the institution's success are most 
gratifying, and its influence has been a blessed one. 

In one Methodist negro congregation there was 
keen competition as to who would sing a voluntary 
before the service commenced ; but one broad- 
shouldered, strong-lunged fellow got fairly ahead 
of three or four earnest competitors, and the half- 
gathered congregation followed him vigorously. 
When the full congregation began, they did sing, 
and the minister, despite his good lungs, and free — 
very free — use of them (for his " Oh's " were like 
huge cart - wheels, and often introduced), got an 
immense amount of choral help (Scotsmen might 
have thought it interruption or disturbance) in the 
shape of "Amens" and other ejaculations, lustily 
and constantly rising from the pews. 

Even in the sermon he was powerfully backed by 
exclamations. This may account for the fact that, 
after the " ladles " had gone round for the collection, 
and the service seemed finished, a freewill offering 
was coaxingly urged, and a hymn given out to allow 
time for its presentation. It was to be laid by each 
willing (?) giver on a table in front of the pulpit, 
open to the eyes of the preacher and the nearer 
part of the congregation ; but having already " paid 



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my way," I left the church before the gifts were 
commenced. I was told that this was the surest 
way of getting negroes to give ; but I declined to 
accept such an apparently slanderous explanation, 
preferring, as one must do in other countries, the 
handy apology for many such anomalies, " It's an 
old custom," " It's the way these things are done in 
our parts." 

One of my most pleasant reminiscences is of a 
visit paid to a Sabbath school for children of colour 
in Salem Chapel, New York, under the superintend- 
ence of Mr. Peter Carter. The children were of all 
shades, from almost "jet" downwards. In the 
infant department I heard the story of Moses 
brought cleverly and lovingly home to a bright 
class by the aid of the black-board and homely 
illustrations. Their eyes twinkled as they were told 
of the "dear little baby," his mother's love and 
sister's watchful cleverness. One wee chap, in 
answer to the question if they had any babies at 
home, answered, " Yes, mother's got two at once ! " 
The school was asked to send a message of love 
to the Scottish Sabbath school children ; they 
expressed their approval by crying out " Aye, aye, 
aye," most heartily ; and it was a new sight for me 
to see so many rolling whites of eyes, red lips, 
tongues, and white teeth, moving briskly against the 
swarthy " background " of their comely faces. 



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I observed a little girl go stealthily up to one of 
the teachers who was leaving the district, and, as 
if half ashamed, hand her a brown-paper parcel, 
saying, '' It's for you, I made it myself," and quickly 
disappear. When the parcel was opened, it was an 
easel-stand for a photograph, neatly sewed and of 
pretty design. Some of the scholars were " aged," 
but interesting, and had been slaves. This school 
has sent out several preachers, and for many years 
has been a bright light in a dark place. The singing 
was hearty. 

Sunday schools are "institutions," attended not 
only by the young, but some churches, at the close 
of the forenoon service, virtually resolved themselves 
into Sunday schools, — the gallery being reserved for 
grown-up folks. I pass for an old man in Scotland, 
but I twice became a scholar in America. Scholars 
put questions to the teacher which are more easily 
asked than answered, especially older scholars. In 
one class of which I formed a scholar, a worthy 
deacon was treating of the life of Jacob. He had 
the run of a front seat in the gallery — we occupying 
the two behind it. One man asked, " Do you think 
Jacob was right in offering God ten per cent, of what 
he had, if God would go with him and keep him 
all right? A good bit of the Jew in that, ain't 
there ? " 

The worthy deacon did his best with a rather 



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puzzling lesson, saying, " He was a queer mixture, 
was Jacob — very. He was a double - dealer. It 
shows us that the Bible tells plain facts. He got 
punished in the line of his own sins pretty smartly, 
he did." 

"And served him right too," added one of the 
class. 

Even young ones have a cool way of giving 
illustrations, or opinions, or "ticklers," that would 
startle ordinary British teachers, — as much as the 
urchin did who could not be satisfied with the 
answer the teacher gave to his question about 
Jacob's ladder, question being, "What use had the 
angels for a ladder when they can a' flee } " until, 
after vainly trying to explain the " dreamy mystery," 
he appealed to the class, and got in reply from the 
dunce, who knew more about birds and hens than 
about the Bible, "They maun hae been mootin' 
(moulting), sir." Or that little wiseacre who, on 
hearing the teacher tell about the length of the 
devil's chain, said, " He may as well have been 
loose." 

The sermons I heard were short and pithy ; one 
was very full of matter better suited for a theological 
chair than a promiscuous audience ; it was also long. 
Many of the others were home-thrusting, partly 
politico-religious, and in some instances outspoken. 
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" township " election, launched thunderbolts at the 
heads of electors who would not vote " prohibition 
of liquor traffic ; " spoke of '' making this town the 
black-hole of this Christian state ; " and he certainly 
overdrew the " saloons " of the town. Another, a 
reverend doctor at Evanston, handled a difficult 
subject in a most impressive, direct, and forcible 
way. All the preachers had evidently paid attention 
to elocution ; and the spate of " intimations " at the 
close of each service showed the varied agencies of 
American churches, — "cottage meetings," "at homes," 
" picnics," " sewing nights," " flower missions," " hand 
in hand," and " helping hand," occurring along with 
the usual home notices. In some churches, an- 
nouncements of rather a secular nature were made ; 
these would have been rejected by the old Kilmar- 
nock minister, who used to decline to have himself 
or his pulpit turned into the " Kilmarnock Sunday 
Advertiser." 




CHAPTER VIII. 

ON THE ROAD. 

N leaving Washington one fine spring 
evening for a long journey, I found, as 
I travelled southwards, an increasing 
proportion of the negro population. 
They mixed with whites in railways, 
" 'busses," etc. ; but, as a rule, they dwell 
in " settlements " or negro quarters " apart." Many 
such settlements were visited ; the dwellers seemed 
gay, happy, and well-to-do. Heartily do the little 
darkies gambol, and play, and romp, and " lark," 
their roguish rolling eyes, scarlet lips, and gleaming 
teeth being the very embodiment of childish glee. 

Among the older folks there was a breadth and 
flavour about their cordial greeting of one another, 
and some pretty fair " chaffing " in the courtesies 
which they interchanged. I overheard a long, lean, 
lanky darky say to a fat paunchy one, " You'm not 
of much use, you ain't. You've got too large a 
* bow-window* to do things slick, I guess." 

" Bow window .'"' replied Paunchy, pulling down 

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his vest and admiring his corpulent form, — " bow- 
windows is only put on tip-top genteel houses. You 
never see'd them on log-cabins like you. You ain't 
the thickness of a good lathe. There ! " 

On high days and holidays the men are great in 
shirt-fronts and high collars, great also in gay neck- 
ties. Most of the waiters in hotels are men of colour, 
with their hair cut as short as scissors can do it ; 
there is a slight swagger in their uncovering or 
carrying dishes, and the ''waiting" in America is 
slower — more " republican " — than in Britain, but 
the staff is generally large, " boarding " in hotels by 
young men or even married couples being quite 
common. Negroes greatly delight in driving ; they 
will spend half of their wages on hiring a horse and 
buggy, and no mortals could look happier than they 
when they can carry out the verse, — 

" Bring out your bran-new cutter, 
And get your gal's consent, 
Then hitch up Dobbin, or some other critter, 
And let the animile went." 

One thus recorded his experience : — " About the 
hardest thing a fellow can do is to spark two girls 
at once and preserve a good average, 'specially in a 
Billy buggy. They shakes so, and gals makes a 
fellow nerviss, leastways two does." A young friend 
treated (?) me to a ride in one of these spider-like 
Billy buggies, with huge bicycle kind of wheels. 



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which young America loves so well to spank about 
in, behind one of the coveted twenty-miles-an-hour 
trotters. The stride of " Beauty " was enormous ; 
the jigglety-jolt threatened the teeth, and was other- 
wise trying. On she sped, or spended, my friend 
delighted, myself preparing for whatever might turn 
up, furtively glancing from the horse to the kerb- 
stone, feeling like old Betty Davidson when the 
horse ran off, "that I could only lippen to Provi- 
dence, till the breechin' broke, and then held on like 
grim death." Luckily the " turn-out " was too excel- 
lent for either the breechin' or anything else to break, 
and, like John Gilpin, I soon got down again. 

To console me, after again reaching solid ground, 
my friend told of an *' ice-boat " that was scudding 
along Lake Michigan at such a rate as to alarm a 
young lady. Her travelling companion, to calm her 
fears, said, " In such delightful company, a journey 
into eternity together would be a welcome pleasure." 
" Oh ! but are you sure we would travel together ? " 
was her quick reply. " Do you think you would go 
my way ? " 

The work horses w^ere, as a rule, lighter than ours. 
Mules are very common. I was told that they were 
more cheaply fed, surer-footed, hardier, stood the 
intense heat better, and that they lived longer than 
horses. I met an Irishman who boasted of having 
bought a mule which his grandfather had sold forty 



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years ago ; he seemed quite pleased with his bargain, 
and declared " that the cratur was hardly come to 
his best yet, and would serve him all his life anyhow." 
The mule having proved refractory in his hands, 
he described the treatment as follows : — " Teddy and 
me got a barrel stave each, and warmed his quarters 
for half-an-hour ; he didn't know which way to kick, 
and he got no supper ; we came in with the barrel 
staves next mornin', and he gave in like a spalpeen. 
He's as swate as a pippin now." 

It was moonlight as I crossed the Alleghanies, and 
this admitted of some pretty glimpses of their high 
tops, and deep, wide valleys. Morning broke as the 
train was careering through the valley of the Kinawha 
river, a rapid, wide stream, with a great many bends 
and curves, round which the track was laid. This 
admitted of fine forward and backward glimpses of 
the high, rocky, tree-clad cliffs and bluffs that 
hemmed in the river, starting often abruptly from 
its very brink. 

Where there was any flat land there were log- 
cabins and settlers, evidencing occupation for a con- 
siderable time ; but the valley was so narrow, the 
hills so " sentinelled " in the river, and were so rocky 
and steep, as to be evidently unfit for easy or suc- 
cessful cultivation. My first impression found 
expression in the words " poor creatures," and the 
romance that had wound itself around " life in the 



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Backwoods " melted away. The houses were " wee," 
so were the barns, the fields, and the "room for 
extension." 

As the train moved onwards, I saw that wood- 
cutting (lumbering, as it is here called) was a main 
source of livelihood, evidenced by the large sawmills, 
so that the settlers lived quite as much by " felling 
as by raising." Onward still the train wriggled 
round bends and nooks, past falls and rapids, past 
brickworks, coke furnaces, and large mines ; through 
mining villages more populous than picturesque, 
about which pigs in small numbers wandered at 
their own sweet will. Many of the miners were 
negroes, their dresses as loose, oily, and neglige as 
those of their British confraternity, but the swarthy 
complexion did not give that idea of " coominess " 
to them which so clings to the white (?) miner. 

As the train emerged into the open and gradually 
widening valley, there were evidences of improved 
cultivation. There stood the snug and pleasant 
dwellings of West Virginia farmers ; around them 
were smaller shanties, plain and oldish, apparently 
the homes of the slaves of former days, and in many 
cases still occupied by negro farm-workers. The 
westward progress revealed improved agriculture, 
more populous towns and villages. Onward still, 
past Charleston, into Kentucky, and the wide valley 
of the placid, sweeping Ohio river, and the " blue 



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grass" region, famous for high cultivation, flocks, 
herds, busy towns, large manufactories, and farm 
stock of all kinds, quadruped and feathered, of 
prime quality. 

I was reminded at Louisville, the capital of 
Kentucky, of a quaint common-sense notice that 
for many a day hung on the walls of an office in 
Edinburgh, somewhat to the following effect, — 

" WHEN YOU CALL ON A BUSINESS MAN, 
IN BUSINESS HOURS, 
SPEAK ONLY ABOUT BUSINESS; 
AND WHEN YOU HAVE DONE WITH BUSINESS, 
GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, 
THAT HE MAY ATTEND TO HIS BUSINESS," — 

by the undernoted announcement, which had been 
considered so valuable by the compiler that it bore 
the imprint of — 

" Copyright 1 879 — by W. T. Ross, Louisville, 
Kentucky." 

" OFFICE RULES. 

" I. Gentlemen entering this office will leave the door wide open, 
or apologize. Don't wipe your feet, it soils the mats. 

*' 2. Those having no business should remain as long as possible. 
(Short visits will not be tolerated.) 

" 3. Walk around behind the desks, examine our books thoroughly 
and carefully (they are written up as a public record), and if 
such books as you desire are not in sight, demand them, they will 
be promptly produced ; we keep a servant for the purpose. 



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"4. Look over the book-keeper's shoulder when at work on the 
books, tell him a few jokes, punch him in the short ribs with 
your elbow ; talk very loud or whistle, and if this does not have the 
desired effect, then sing ; put your feet on the most convenient desk 
or table, it will be of great assistance to those who are writing. 

** 5. Gentlemen are requested to smoke, pipes and tobacco will be 
supplied ; or, if you have an old pipe, bring it along, it may be louder 
than those we have. 

"6. Spit on the floor, the spittoons are for ornament ; besides, 
nothing is more attractive than a frescoed floor. 

**7. Profane language is expected at all times, especially when 
ladies are present. 

"8. Persons having no business with this office must call daily, or 
send a written excuse. 

**9. The employees of this establishment are daily instructed to 
spare neither pains nor expense for your comfort and pleasure, and you 
will confer a great favour by promptly reporting any neglect in this 
respect." 

Onward rushed the tram, until the valley of the 
Mississippi is reached, or rather through the immense 
flat plains which stretch along the banks of these 
great rivers, teeming with busy life and still beauty. 
In highly-cultivated, fine bearing fields, there still 
stood tree-roots, the blackened stumps of the first 
crop reaped by man ; this is a stiffish stubble, and 
whilst it is carefully ploughed round, it is not yet 
and will not in a hurry be ploughed down, although 
a clever, powerful " screw jack " has been invented, 
which quickly and easily extracts these many- 
pronged memorials of the forest primeval. In some 
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out, they have been put up as a fence, effective, 
rugged, and stockade-Hke. 

I sighted the Mississippi, " the Father of Waters," 
as interpreted from the Indian, at St. Louis, twenty 
miles after it had absorbed the waters of the mighty 
Missouri. The river is here crossed by a great 
bridge, three spans of which are over 500 feet wide 
each, besides lateral viaducts at either side. The 
bridge is built in two stories, the lower one con- 
taining the double railway track, and the upper one 
the carriage-ways, two-horse car (tramway) tracks, 
and two footways, all high enough above the river 
to admit of the largest vessels passing under them. 
The river was, and I learned always is, muddy, or at 
best milky, has a rapid current, and conveys the 
idea alike of great bulk and power. On both banks 
were busy quays, factories, and railways ; on its 
bosom ships of all sorts. 

On seeing this " Father of the Waters," at once the 
centre and the ornament of an immense valley over 
4000 miles in length, and navigable for 2000 miles 
of its course, from Florida to Minnesota, with its 
numerous tributaries, the Ohio, the Arkansas, the Red 
River, the Yazoo, the St. Francis, and the Missouri, 
of which a reliable authority states, — "It is estimated 
that the Mississippi with its affluents affords 35,000 
miles of navigation. A steamboat may pass up 
the Mississippi and Missouri 3900 miles from the 



On the Road, 87 

gulf, as far as from New York to Constantinople," 
— I felt that America was a great place, and the 
Mississippi river and valley one of its biggest things, 
too big to be comprehended in all its possibilities, 
but warranting the high terms in which it is spoken 
of, and the yet higher hopes which it enkindles in 
the American heart. 

St. Louis, by its name, recalled the early French 
occupation of this part of America. It is a 
pleasantly situated, handsome city of about 600,000 
inhabitants, and has several beautiful public parks. 
Through one of these the ladies of St. Louis take a 
business-like way of expressing their opinions upon 
"Lady Tobacco," and back them up with such a 
persuasive reason, that their example is worthy of 
imitation. Over the gate of the fine grounds which 
Mr. Henry Shaw, a rich Englishman and a bachelor, 
kindly throws open to the public, may be read : — 

"Resolved by a Committee of Ladies, that, as 
the perfume of flowers is conducive to the great 
beautification of their complexion, Gentlemen be 
requested to refrain from smoking and spitting in 
the conservatories and greenhouses. 

" Rebecca Edom, Secyr 

" It is hoped the above will be respected. 

" Henry Shaw." 

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88 Bits about America. 

the great prairie plain, passing immense fields of 
rich loamy soil, easily ploughed and wrought, well 
fenced and cultivated ; as far as the eye could 
reach, it was dotted with farm-houses, villages, and 
towns, steel works and quarries, industrious, ener- 
getic, thriving. There were some bits of primeval 
forest, and occasionally, along the track, I saw the 
woodman's little log-cabin, and heard the thud of 
his axe, preparing for himself a home. 

I will not deal in this " bit " with the older settlers, 
nor even with the new Chicago, which has grown 
in sixty years from a desert swamp to a city 
of nearly a million souls, and seems to defy the 
elements alike of fire and water. For the scourge 
of fire has once and again reduced the greater 
part of the city to ashes, but the citizens began 
to rebuild it, grander and vaster than before, as 
soon as the ground was cold enough to receive 
the foundations. Lake Michigan threatened to 
engulf it, but seeing they could not lower the 
lake, they raised the level of the city. Through 
its streets, the busiest stream of life in America, 
composed of all nationalities, rushes at a furious 
rate. To and from it an immense network of 
canals and railways conveys the produce of the 
north, south, east, and west. It boasts of so many 
big things — the biggest fire, the biggest stock-market, 
the biggest failures, the biggest picnics, and some 



On the Road. 89 

more questionable big things which I forbear to 
chronicle, — indeed, I give up as hopeless any attempt 
to " compass " the great " Queen city of the Lakes," 
and fall back upon Thackeray's " Crystal Palace, 
1851:" 

" There's staym ingynes, 

That stands in lines, 
Enormous and amazing, 

That squeal and snort 

Like whales in sport. 
Or elephants a-grazing. 

" There's cabs on stands, 

And shandthrydans, 
There's waggons from New York here ; 

There's Lapland sleighs 

Have crossed the seas. 
And jaunting cyars from Cork here. 

" There's granite flints 

That's quite imminse. 
There's sacks of coals and fuels ; 

There's swords and guns. 

And soap in tuns, 
And ginger-bread and jewels. 

** There's lashins more 

Of things in store. 
But thim I don't remimber ; 

Nor could disclose 

Did I compose 
From May-time to November." 

I can more easily and pleasantly testify to the big- 
heartedness of its denizens, among whom "â–  I was 
a stranger and they took me in," — not in the modern 
sense, but in the good old Scripture way of genuine 
and thoughtful hospitality. 




CHAPTER IX. 

THE PRAIRIES. 

HE Prairies of America ! Wlio has not 
been thrilled by accounts of their vast 
extent, and the stirring adventures of 
which they have been the theatre ? 

Who has not filled up Mrs. Sigourney's 

lines — 

"The mighty prairie met the bending skies, 
A sea at rest, whose sleeping waves were flowers," — 

with fancy's wildest imaginings? But as my visit 
was in early April, when the snow had newly 
disappeared, and spring had not yet clad them in 
her mantle of green, I forbear any poetical extra- 
vagances, and confine myself to prosaic facts ; 
even these I give with hesitation, for I am not a 
practical farmer, and therefore no authority. I 
merely give my own impressions, or the results of a 
somewhat restricted observation and inquiry. 

As soon as I struck the prairies I was impressed 
with the fine black mould, so easily turned over with 
the plough, on land that had been under cultivation 

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The Prairies, 91 

for some time, and with the apparently boundless 
horizon stretching on all sides. All is not arti- 
ficially levelled like a lawn or bowling-green. There 
are occasional swellings and depressions, but no 
hills, hardly even a " knowe " or brae, and every short 
distance there is a small pond or ''rneer," called by the 
folks a " slew," into which the rain-water or melting 
snow drains itself Some of these are connected 
with little burns or creeks, which become rivers. 

Where a railway has been constructed, a station 
occurs every few miles, provided with a grain store, — 
" an elevator," in country phrase, — where the corn can 
be taken in carts by an inclined plane to the upper 
flat, and thence loaded by spouts, as required, into 
trucks. There are also platforms for smartly and 
safely loading cattle and pigs ; sparred bins for 
holding Indian corn in the husk ; sidings and water- 
tanks. All crossings are level and unfenced. Many 
of the fields are also unfenced railway-wards, but the 
railway company are responsible for damage to 
cattle, and occasionally the engine draws up owing 
to " cattle on the line." 

The stock around the farm-houses alongside the 
railway was more abundant and varied than I 
expected ; the number of pigs, or " hogs," as they are 
here called, is legion, nearly all of the Berkshire or 
Polin China breed, and they ramble, and grunt, and 
feed all round. There are also a large number of 



92 Bits aboiit America. 

young horses and foals ; turkeys, geese white and 
grey, ducks, guinea-fowls, cocks and hens, besides 
sheep, rams, donkeys, and mules. My visit was 
before much of the fine stock had been let out to 
feed, yet, for miles upon miles, as far as the eye could 
reach, there were small herds of roaming cattle, 
dotting, at great intervals, the prairie. 

There are tile-works at various stations along the 
line, and some farmers were conducting slight drain- 
ing operations, — easy work, for the soil was an open, 
deep, soft black mould. Others were busy carting 
out manure from their kraals, carrying out, even in 
this land of plenty, the old Scottish proverb, more 
true than savoury, about what is "the mother of 
meal," and enriching or rather developing the riches 
of otherwise rich land. I learned afterwards that 
this had a " grand effec'." 

After a railway journey of more than 400 miles 
across the prairies, I halted in the north-west of 
Iowa, at a town of over 2000 inhabitants, rich in two 
railway stations, 'busses, banks, big hotels, stores, 
kirks, at least one newspaper, and what was pointed 
out to me as the crack building of the town and 
district, — a court-house and a jail, — glorious evidences 
of civilisation. 

It being nightfall, my first inquiry was for a 
vehicle to take me across the prairie to a relative's 
house, twelve miles to the north-west. The coach- 



The Prairies. 93 

hirer was a genuine Scotchman, and had many- 
questions to ask about the old country, some of 
which were concerning a mutual acquaintance in the 
kingdom of Fife. 

" Can you tell me," was one of his questions, " if 
Mr. Smith's dog's leg's better, and if it is able to rin 
aboot noo ? " 

" That I cannot," was my reply. " I know that Mr. 
Smith likes the gun, and keeps some good dogs, — I 
think some of them are prize-takers, — but as to their 
legs, I not only know nothing, but of all the queer 
questions asked at me in America, yours is the 
queerest." 

" Ye understand, sir," said he, " I did a little in 
the veterinary surgeon way in Dunfermline; I was 
a kind o' 'Vet,' as they ca' them there, and Mr. 
Smith's doug had a sore leg. I attended it just 
before I came away, an' I'm keen to ken how it 
cam' on ; I think it would get a' richt. Tell Mr. 
Smith when ye see him, that Charlie Hardie was 
'spierin' for him, and anxious to ken if his doug 
was fit for the moors now." 

Scarcely had he finished when his wife inquired 
about some of my relatives with whom she had been 
a fellow-boarder at Cairneyhill ; and in the streets of 
the town, far away on the prairies though it stood, I 
met some known faces, and several folks with well- 
known Edinburgh names. It was getting dark 



94 Bits about America, 

before a gentleman of the town, — whose relatives had 
settled on a lot near that of the family I wished to 
visit, — and I started with a team to cross twelve miles 
of prairie. There was a kind of track for three or 
four miles, along which he drove confidently, but 
when we came to " burnt land," — that is, where the 
grass of last year had not been consumed by the 
cattle, but had been burned (like heather at home) 
to make room for this year's crop, — he lost his 
reckoning. 

After looking about him anxiously for some time, 
and wondering where the "school," which he con- 
sidered the only reliable landmark, was, he said, " I'm 
off the track ; we must wait till the moon rises." 

My first thought was of that wonderful plant 
known as the " Indian's compass," of which Long- 
fellow writes in Evangeline : — 

*' Look at this delicate plant, that lifts its head from the meadow ; 
See how its leaves all point to the north, as true as the magnet. 
It is the compass flower, that the finger of God has suspended 
Here on its fragile stalk, to direct the traveller's journey 
Over the sea-like, pathless, limitless waste of the desert." 

But I did not know the plant itself, and if I had 
known it I was not sure whether the dry leaves, 
after their being snowed up, would prove " true as 
the needle to the pole." 

The sky was so overcast that the North Pole Star 
was not visible, and my companion looked incredulous 



The Prairies, 95 

when I told him that, if we saw it, we could easily 
" steer " north-west. 

" On the SEA, may be," said he, " but not on the 
LAND. I remember of my father pointing out the 
North Pole Star to me long ago in Scotland, but I 
forget all about it now, — we'll need to wait until the 
moon rises." 

" Or the North Pole appears," said I, to which he 
replied with a " H'm." 

We had to wait fully an hour, for the prairie is one 
vast plain, with very few landmarks as yet. The 
wind was in the south, and delightfully fresh, soft, 
and kindly. Its balmy breath felt like a sweet air- 
bath, — refreshing, delicious ; and after a night and a 
day of railway journeying, in the generally too 
hot, dry air of American railways, it was "caller," 
" caller ; " no other word could express the feeling so 
well. When the clouds cleared away, the good old 
North Pole Star appeared, but my driver and guide 
was not at all sure of its reliability. I got him 
advised to drive a short distance north-west by my 
steering. In a minute or two he brightened up, and 
cried, "We've struck the track," and keeping the 
North Pole Star in sight, besides being aided by 
several prairie fires, which blazed brightly in the 
distance, we held on our way, and shortly afterwards 
clearly saw the house we were in quest of, standing 
out on the horizon against a prairie fire. 



96 Bits about America. 

As we approached it we were "halloed to" to 
stop, because a wooden bridge, which stretched 
across a " creek," like a great square platform, had 
been put on in the " Fall," but had been snowed up 
before the road had been made level with the timber 
by nearly two feet. The " creek " was a shallow one ; 
we easily forded it, and arrived safely at the door of 
an old Midlothian man and friend. The wind had 
been high, but it was so balmy, so soft, so nice, that 
the drive had proved quite a treat. 

Next morning I had my first near glimpse of 
prairie life. My quarters had been so comfortable, 
that I only discovered, after I got outside, that the 
house was constructed of wood. It consisted of two 
stories, had been designed with some taste, and 
possessed a baronial window, lightning conductor, 
and general snugness. Near the house were the 
cattle courts, well stocked with sheep, oxen, cows, 
and pigs. About us hopped hens, turkeys, and 
fowls ; three young horses swanked about pokingly ; 
whilst on the willowy fence any number of black- 
birds and copperheads, with plumage rather gayer 
than home birds, held a "Dame Burden concert," 
and went on with their prate. 

Around was the immense prairie ; here and there 
the eye rested upon the cabin and onstead of a 
settler, but there evidently remained very much land 
to be possessed. I visited a good many " settlers " 



The Prairies, 97 

within a radius of sixteen miles, and will endeavour 
to give expression to what I learned from them 
of their past experiences and present opinions of 
prairie life. 

All most emphatically declared that the reports 
and representations made to them, as an induce- 
ment to become settlers, were far too favourable, 
indeed misleading ; that the amount stated as 
necessary to commence with was absurdly small ; 
and that those who pictured to themselves that 
the life of a "settler" was either an easy, a 
comfortable, or an idle life, would find them- 
selves grievously mistaken. They also strongly 
recommended that no one should buy land, or 
do anything until he has been working on the 
prairie for at least a year, for there is so much 
to learn about what not to do, as well as what 
to do. 

There are no trees ; and many affirm that large 

belts of plantation here and there would be of 

immense service. But who is to plant them t 

Settlers are rearing around their gardens and on- 

steads some quickly-growing willows, which thrive 

well, and give some protection from gales, as well 

as make good fences. Excepting these, all is a 

great grassy meadow, with a few small ponds 01 

"slews," many of which dry quite up in summer. 

There are hardly any stones in the soil, — a few 

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gS Bits about America, 

granite boulders are occasionally found here and 
there, but none of any size; a curling-stone would 
be called a rock, — and all found on the " lot " can 
be advantageously used for " loupin'-on " stones, or 
as foundations for houses, or "keps" for gates. 

The first thing a settler has to see to is a house 
or shelter of some kind. If a bachelor, he can do 
with little, and often a shanty is run up, where the 
team of horses or bullocks and the " laird " share 
the same roof. The breaking up of the land is his 
first work, and should be done early, to avoid the 
summer's growth and heat. The turf, or " divot," 
is firm and rooty, so that the first ploughing, 
although not deep, is laborious, and consists merely 
in " overturning " the sod. This has to be ploughed 
again, and sometimes again, before being sown, and 
it takes some time before harrow, plough, etc., make 
it smooth and workable. 

I saw some old tilled ground, black, loamy, and 
easily wrought, and after the sod has been fairly 
broken up, the ploughing is comparatively easy. 
The soil ranges from four to six feet deep, upon a 
subsoil of bluish clay, and, when newly turned up, 
it seems to glisten with chemical salts of good agri- 
cultural character. It is black, evidently the accumu- 
lation of thousands of years' burnings of previous 
crops. Indeed, the territory is old Indian hunting- 
ground — 



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the meaning of "Iowa" in Indian being, "This is 
the land." Remains of large Indian settlements 
exist, and ample evidence that the prairies formerly 
supported large herds of buffaloes and wild cattle, 
not found on them now, and decreasing elsewhere. 

It is hardly necessary to state that no crop can 
be reaped the first year, and possibly very little the 
second. A bit of garden ground can be brought in, 
some home vegetables planted, and if any cattle are 
grazed on the prairie during the summer, a barn or 
house must be found for them in winter. This 
means a large wooden shed, with an upper hay-loft 
for storage, having the entire under flat boarded all 
round to house the cattle during the long severe 
winter. 

The snow of Iowa is small, hard, and dry, comes 
in "blizzards," drifts greatly, and sometimes the 
farmer has to dig his way through eight to ten feet 
of snow. Hay for winter food can generally be cut 
from the prairies, and stored either in barn or afield. 
If stored afield, a large circle, of eight to ten feet 
wide, has to be ploughed all round the stack, and to 
be kept " red land," to prevent the prairie fires from 
burning it up. 

If a man wishes to make the best of settling, he 
would need, in the opinion of sensible and experi- 
enced men, ;^I200 to ;^I500 to give him a fair start. 
Some land societies have given out ;^25o as enough. 



lOO Bits about America. 

Where there is no wood to be had excepting from a 
great distance, — railway-brought, — and where labour 
is dear, before a settler can get a plough and a team, 
a house, a barn, a hay-loft, and a roomy cattle-shed, 
fence a kraal, and get ready to face and withstand 
the winter, he will find ^250 far too small an amount, 
even although he has, like " Ben o' Hillsgill," " a 
prime working family." 

Settlers seem to think that land agents are as 
lucky as "factors" are believed to be in Britain, 
recalling Robie Hamilton's advice to Lord Eglinton 
about a bit of dorty ground, — " Saw't with factors, 
my lord ; they aye thrive a' place." These agents 
are in the difficult position of trying to make a good 
dividend for their principals, and sometimes a little 
for themselves, so that the poor settler is neither 
their first nor second care. Then they suggest con- 
tractors who are ready to erect buildings or fences, 
and report says that these contractors get rich in a 
short time. On tools or implements provided, there 
are rumours of "pickings," and they even can 
recommend where horses or oxen are to be had. 
I merely give the " sough " of what I heard, viz. 
that they look fairly well after themselves and their 
principals ; but, as I may be doing injustice to 
"clients in absence," it will be pleasanter and 
possibly wiser in me to avoid such personal matters, 
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The Prairies, loi 

sources, I might be challenged. I try to be an 
impartial chronicler. 

America is all surveyed, and each square mile is 
marked off on the land, as well as registered on the 
Government Ordnance Survey maps. There are 
640 acres in a square mile. Settlers generally 
secure 160-acre lots, and cultivate them. Where, as 
is usually the case, no one has taken the rest of the 
" mile " or miles around them, their cattle may 
freely graze on the prairies, and splendid grazing 
it affords. I saw lots, of 160 acres each, in various 
stages, from last year's start to that of several years 
ago. The result was evident, almost wonderful. 

On one settlement, after five years' tillage, I 
found one hundred and fifty fine sheep, about 
sixty cattle, fifty to sixty hogs, two teams of horses, 
three colts, some calves and stirkies, besides many 
fowls of all kinds ; but it had been achieved by 
the sweat and self-denial of hard-headed, hard- 
handed Scotch men and women, who told of 
tornado and blast, hurricane and frost, death of 
stock by accident, disease, or visitation — a battle 
hardly fought, perhaps now won, but only perhaps, 
for a year of drought, or an extra -severe winter — 
or — or — may send a' " aglee." 

As I will resume this subject in the next chapter, 
I close this one by saying. Let no one go to the 
prairies without a determination to ignore many of 



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the comforts of civilization, and fight a tough, 

constant, watchful battle with nature, to work 

constantly and wisely for many years, so as to 

secure success ; and nothing will more certainly 
conduce to this most desirable result than a 
sufficient capital judiciously "wared." 




CHAPTER X. 

THE PRAIRIES (continued). 

N my last bit about the prairies I may 
have been misunderstood in the sum 
which I stated as desirable for effectively 
and economically starting prairie farm 
life — viz. £\2Q0. I wish special emphasis 
to be put on the words effectively and 
ECONOMICALLY. 

Many have not had the command of the tenth 
part of that sum, but by very great self-denial 
and plod they have got through. 

I write after having had long conversations with 
settlers, and if any one tries to figure up the price 
of a house, a roomy cattle - shed with hay - loft 
above, fencing, team, plough, harrows, and imple- 
ments, with a fair stock of cattle and pigs to 
start with, he will find that the ^250 given out 
by land societies is far more than absorbed, to 
say nothing of two, or perhaps three, years of no 
return. 

A young man, willing and able to work steadily, 

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I04 Bits about America. 

and to "rough it," may get employment; he may 
earn £df^ per annum, besides his board, and will 
learn the quality of the soils, the requirements of 
the climate, the severity of winter, the need of 
being thoroughly stocked with fodder and other 
necessary stores. But it will be more interesting 
to the reader if I chronicle what some folks have 
actually done. I found, on pretty general inquiry, 
that few born Americans take to prairie or back- 
wood farming, and I have met with many of 
various nationalities who gave it up after one or 
two years' trial, cleaned out by drought or cattle 
disease, or the lack of anything to sell, because barter 
is more common than cash. 

To feed stock pays, whereas selling grain (nearly 
all say) does not ; and it takes two or three years 
on a new settlement before any live stock is ready 
for the market — in the case of cattle, three or 
four. Flax is often sowed as a first crop, but 
only the seed is sold. Oat or wheat is some- 
times taken off the second year's ploughing — light 
crops. 

Indian corn needs special care ; at all events, it 
is reported doubtful, and, in Scottish phrase, " dorty." 
It is rather planted than sowed. Three grains are 
put nearly 4 feet apart each way, and the plants 
therefore are so far spread that the "cleaner" — 
a specially-constructed "weeding plough" — can be 



The Prairies, 105 

wrought between the plants, either up or across 
the field. Weeds have a provokingly nasty trick 
of growing on land freshly broken up, and the 
" cleaner " must be used at least once each way 
before the grain gets three feet high. 

Each three grains yield three stalks, giving from 
three to five heads — three preferred. The heads 
grow about half way up the plant, and are pro- 
tected with long leaves. When reaping, these 
husk leaves are stripped off, the head broken off 
and put into a waggon, which, owing to the wide 
space between the plants, can pass through the 
rows, and the stalks remain on the land until they 
are ploughed down next year. Hence the stubble 
is long and rough. In some States, where fodder 
is scarce, these stalks are cut into small pieces 
and used for feeding cattle. Should the winter 
come on before the "heads" are got in, the crop 
suffers little, as it stands frost well ; but seed corn 
must be harvested before winter, and carefully 
selected. 

On the greater number of farms, feeding is done 
with the whole head, which the cattle strip 
clean, leaving the core. The shorthorn breed of 
cattle is preferred for feeding purposes ; they stand 
the climate well ; and the stock is gradually being 
improved, starting as it did from the native cattle. 
Herefords are also favourites, and their " kenspeckle " 



io6 Bits about America. 

white heads are prominent on the prairies. I saw 
no Ayrshires, and very few Guernseys ; these were 
only found in more cultivated districts. The 
polled Angus and the Galloway breeds are being 
tried, hitherto with fairly good results. Pigs thrive 
well on the prairies, and when from nine to twelve 
months old, they can be sold readily, but a peculiar 
disease has appeared amongst them which threatens 
to be disastrous. 

Where a fair capital and willing hands have 
gone together, the result has been excellent. I 
saw a farm of 320 acres, virgin prairie within the 
last six years, now rejoicing in a nice house, a com- 
plete onstead, and large herds of healthy cattle of all 
kinds. Ploughing and sowing were being heartily 
and cheerily gone into by folks that, although well- 
doing and able tradesmen during their residence 
in Scotland, have found their present occupation 
healthier, and their goods and gear increasing. I 
partook at their hospitable table of a fat turkey 
of their own rearing, and in general, as the Irish 
song puts it, "the 'ating is plentiful and fine," 
because farmers rear poultry, etc., at little expense, 
and, there being little market demand, the selling 
price is low. 

I saw another large farm of 1800 acres broken 
up from the prairie within the last fifteen years, 
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The Prairies, 107 

—indeed, a systematized, model place — not the 
least interesting feature being about twenty happy 
mothers of little black piggies, each family cosy 
and frisky in a separate roomy pen. The orchard, 
lawn, trees, etc., gave evidence that plantation 
might be successfully carried out, and the entire 
onstead and stock were first - rate, so was the 
hospitality. 

Where there are no wives or sisters on the " lot," 
the insides of the houses are neither tidy nor 
tempting. I asked one settler — who had been 
" batching it," as this life is called, for some years — 
how often he washed the dishes. 

"About once a month in the summer season," 
was his reply. "I take them to a 'slew,' and 
after rinsing them, give them a good rub with 
prairie grass." 

" How do you get on with the cooking ? " 

"Well, so-so. It was too hot work in summer, 
after a hard day's work. I got a barrel of sea- 
biscuits; sometimes, on Sunday, I tried to cook a 
fowl, but it somehow didn't come rights 

" What about the spring cleaning } " 

" The what .-* " said he in surprise. 

" The cleaning of the house ? " 

" Well, I guess that the dog's tail did the most 
of that. Sometimes I took a broom, but it made 
more dust than before." 



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" And the clothes-washing ? " 

" The rain did a good deal ; I sometimes gave 
some of them a swill in a creek, but they became 
too little for me afterwards." 

" Did you ever try starching or ironing ? " 

This provoked a great laugh. 

" Ironing } shirt collars are unknown on the 
prairies. I think I have a few somewhere, but 
where ? I have no notion. Ironing } starching .-* 
Ha, ha, ha, ha ! " 

I was, however, told that a man considered 
himself entitled to take a wife if he had a team, 
a dollar to pay the parson, not riecessarily a 
waggon, although that looked better for the home- 
coming. 

The following lines fairly represent the status 

quo : — 

" He who by farming would get ritch, 
Must plow and sow, and dig and sitch, 
Work hard all day, sleep hard all night, 
Save every cent, and not gettite." 

' ' Jane Lovell was a farmer's wife, 

A wife she was worth having too ; 
For, when Jane Lovell rolled up her sleeves, 
Things round that house began to flew." 

Many have erected the circular windmills spoken 
of in a former chapter, and, as a rule, water is found 
at no great depth. Deer have been seen, but very 
rarely. Prairie hens, resembling Scottish grouse. 



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are very abundant ; also quails (like partridges), 
snipe, wild ducks, and cranes — all edible. There 
are very few crows. Nearly all the birds are 
migratory, for winter is a hard time. I heard the 
howling of a prairie wolf, and saw the skins of 
some that had recently been shot. They do not 
often appear, occasionally in twos or threes during 
winter, and the State gives from los. to 20s. for the 
tips of their ears. 

There are a few raccoons, principally living in 
stumps or marshes ; they are fond of chickens and 
young pigs. So are the ''skunks," a fierce little 
creature that will face up if attacked, and emit 
a most offensive odour. The musk-rats have also 
a weakness for eggs, and there is a thing called 
a gopher, a sort of underground squirrel, zebra- 
striped in body, that digs up the newly-planted 
corn for its own use. There are some birds of 
prey, owls, hawks, etc., but neither the wild animals 
nor birds are so numerous as to be a pest. 

The less said about the mosquito the better; 
his pedigree is well given thus: — "The muskito is 
born of poor but industrious parents, but has in 
his veins some of the best blood in the country." 
And another zoological definition is : — " The hornet 
is a red-hot child of nature, and has a ' bizziness ' 
end to him." All concur in pronouncing the air 
delightful, and that pulmonary and other diseases 



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have disappeared from those afflicted with them 
when they left Britain. 

Although I knew before my visit that hired labour 
was rarely found on the prairies, the implements of 
the settlers surprised me for their number and handi- 
ness. I found sowing-machines that would sow 
wheat or corn over forty feet at a time, or might be 
adapted to sow grass seeds ; also weeders, buskers, 
planters, and mowers. Of the grass seeds, "Timothy" 
is a great favourite, grows well, makes fine hay, and 
lasts. All whom I visited had a bit of garden 
ground, from which they got, in their season, vege- 
tables and fruits — many of these could hardly be 
grown outside in Britain, such as tomatoes and 
pumpkins. Orchards had been planted, and pro- 
mised well. 

The dress of the male sex on the prairies is homely 
and confined to essentials. Patchwork is fashionable ; 
a button or two awanting, or of different sizes, kinds, 
or colours, is nothing thought of; cuffs and collars 
nily and the hue of the garments is very varied, 
according as the sun, rain, or wind has affected them. 
Hats are particularly picturesque, and " Day and 
Martin " or other " boot blacking " may be found, but 
it is very far from being in general use. The com- 
plexions of the settlers were splendidly bronzed and 
weather-beaten, their sinews and muscles firm ; and, 
despite the apparently never-ending and multifarious 



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labours, it gladdened one's heart to see everything so 
effectively done and so purpose-like. I noticed, and 
dare to chronicle, that they get on well with buildings 
and accommodation of a very much simpler and 
plainer kind than they would have taken from their 
" lairds " in the old country. 

Prairie life is patriarchal in many respects — not 
least in this, that its wealth is in cattle. Produce of 
all kinds " consumed on the premises " by stock pays 
best. And it is natural to inquire. How is this live 
stock disposed of? Foals easily, either by being set 
early to work on the place or sold to a neighbour 
settler ; and the mothers do not get the comfortable 
rest accorded to them in Britain ; very young foals 
are seen following the waggons or ploughs in which 
their nurses are working. Cattle and pigs by being 
sent to the " stock-yards " existing in all large towns, 
which put even " Swan's " and St. Boswells' big rings 
into the shade. 

I visited the stock-yards of Chicago, to which cattle 
by the thousand and pigs by the ten thousand are 
sent daily from all parts. These yards cover hundreds 
of acres, and are replenished by trains from every 
quarter. Not only does the live stock make a stir, 
but there are mounted dealers, farmers, settlers, and 
agents cantering about on horses, ranging from the 
mustang of Mexico to the thoroughbred — good riders 
most of them, and bronzed, swanking fellows. Sales 



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are sharply concluded, and the cattle as quickly- 
allotted, some are trucked alive. The greater portion 
is consigned to immense mechanical \y\x\.Q}!\^nQ^. 

I visited one establishment where they " prepare " 
10,000 pigs in one day. These are weighed on a 
steelyard in fifties or hundreds, and paid for by certi- 
fied live weight. Thereafter they are driven into the 
large pens of the buyers, thence into smaller ones, 
to the number of fifty or so. There a chain is put 
round the hind-leg of Mr. Pig, he is hauled up, — 
the younger ones squealing vigorously, the older and 
fatter ones only grunting out a protest at their sudden 
elevation. Before they have travelled four feet they 
are despatched quickly and deftly by one insertion 
of the sharp knife of the gruesome, greasy execu- 
tioner. They then travel onwards, as closely as 
they can be strung, until, after some minutes have 
elapsed, they are dropped into a trough of boiling 
water, holding from forty to fifty. 

At the further end they are lifted up by machinery, 
one by one, and passed into and through a machine 
fitted with revolving scrapers, which whisks them 
round and round, fore and aft, up and down ; they go 
in bristly, they come out shaven. Onwards they 
travel, undergoing various processes of anatomical 
dissection and dismemberment ; the parts, not 
essentially of the carcase, are put into separate boxes 
for special treatment, and the pork, ready for market, 



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appears at the other end of the mechanical abattoir. 
CooHng, packing, etc., then follow. Fancy 10,000 in 
one day. Poor pigs ! — it is even said " they go in 
pigs, and come out nail-brushes." 

The larger cattle are shot, hauled in, dissected, 
apportioned, cooled in refrigerating houses, put into 
refrigerating cars, and sent to any market seeking 
them. All offal is used up ; all drainage also — some 
for manufacturing purposes, some for fertilizers. As 
far as an onlooker could judge, nothing was wasted 
or lost. The fields around Chicago testify to the 
fact that the yards are regularly cleaned, and the 
result agriculturally applied. Large stock-yards and 
establishments such as I have described are to be 
found in various parts of America. 

I followed the carcases to the " cooking " estab- 
lishment of Messrs. Libby, M'Neil, & Libby, well 
known over the world for tinned meats. There I 
found that they could prepare 1000 oxen daily, 
employing about 1200 people; that scrupulous 
attention was paid to cleanliness in every depart- 
ment ; that the tin and the solder used in making the 
" cans " were of special composition, so that no 
chemical change could take place that would affect 
the contents in any degree ; that for each size of 
"can " there was a carefully- weighed nugget of solder 
used, sufficient for the work, but nothing more; that 

the metal used was periodically analyzed to secure 

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uniformity ; and that the finest lard was used where oil 
was needed. It almost startles one to see machinery 
capable of packing 30,000 lb. of corned beef daily, 
I did not wonder at one which packed the 14 lb. 
cans being called "Jumbo." It was equally in- 
teresting to observe the range and variety of this 
whole world's kitchen's specialities in catering for 
public taste, and the care taken that each department 
shall be carefully overlooked and the cans methodi- 
cally tested. 

To return to the prairies, I have spoken of the 
men-folk as not extra particular in the matter of 
their personal appearance. The other sex, true to 
the finer instincts of the feminine nature, displays 
much better taste in this respect. I saw prairie 
flowers as sweet as " Rosalie," plain in their neatness ; 
and, in closing this motley medley, I gladly express 
my delight at finding, in many " new holdings," as 
good taste and as correct manners as in the home 
middle classes, and my pride at finding so many 
sturdy sons and daughters of Scotland, holding to 
the traditional virtues of their ancestors, and morally 
as well as physically making the wilderness and the 
solitary place " to blossom as the rose." 

I was privileged with " Queen's weather " while 
on the prairies. But since my return the following 
passage occurs in a letter received from Iowa: — " You 
were lucky in having fine weather when here, which 



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made it more pleasant. We had a dreadful storm the 
week after you left, with wind, snow, sleet, and rain. 
Cattle that were out grazing on the prairie were 
driven before the blast in all directions, and their 
owners had much trouble searching for them, as 
some of them were driven twelve or fifteen miles 
from their home ; before being found, many of them 
had perished. It is said that hundreds have died 
around here. Luckily for me, I drove mine all into 
the ' kraal ' when I saiv the storm approaching, and 
lost none." 

This needs no comment. I noticed that one of 
the first and the last things which my host did daily 
was to watch if the " prairie fire " was coming near 
him, or if there were threatenings of a storm 
" brewing." 




CHAPTER XI. 

NIAGARA. 

N entering Canada from the west, I found 
the country hillier and knollier than the 
prairies upon which I had been for several 
days. There was more of the forest 
primeval ; several of the cleared fields still 
retained the sturdy stumps of the old trees, 
in others these had been extracted and set up as a 
fence, — a barricade would have been a more appro- 
priate name, considering their height, rugged outline, 
and fending powers. The large orchards and gardens 
were interesting ; but my destination was Niagara, 
reckoned ever since I can remember as one of the 
seven wonders of the world ; and this great " coming 
event" lessened my interest in ''passing" scenes. 

On the night before my arrival there had been a fall 
of snow, accompanied by severe frost, and many of 
the trees had every twig and branch encased in ice, 
which made them " weeping " shrubs, on which the 
sunlight produced lovely effects. The station at 
which I arrived is about two miles from the Falls, 



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and there were touting cabmen who offered to drive 
visitors around and show " everything " for two 
dollars (8s.). It were nearly as well not to go at 
all as to put oneself under such guidance, for they 
whirl you to a few favourite peeps, and either get 
rid of you as soon as possible, or put on an extrava- 
gant extra charge for more than their idea of the 
" round." 

Niagara is a great subject — perhaps the greatest 
even in this day of travel and adventure. It cannot 
be taken in by persons travelling like detectives, or 
rushing in hot haste to the next train, unless they 
follow the advice of the Edinburgh bailie, who, on 
being asked by a party of American travellers if 
they could "do" Edinburgh, Roslin, Hawthornden, 
and Melrose, and get into Glasgow the same night. 

" Hardly," was his quaint reply. " Edinburgh 
cannot be half ' done ' in a day ; and if that is all 
the time you can give, you would be wiser to spend 
an hour or two looking over a good collection of 
photographs of Scottish scenery." 

To master Niagara, the visitor has to "turn and 
gaze, and turn again ; " to plant himself at various 
points of view, and let the mighty scene " creep into 
his study of imagination " through eye, and ear, and 
heart. 

I was driven, in the bright sunshine and crisp 
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the Prospect Hotel, which stands almost on the 
brink of the ravine, within a very short distance of 
the " Horseshoe " Fall, on the Canadian side, and 
commands the entire scene. While from the coffee- 
room, or platform, I looked on the scene, I felt that 
it was truly great — too great to belong to any one 
nation ; but well fitted to form the silver line that 
divides two great nations — the one the hoary em- 
bodiment of the civilization of the old world, the 
other the Samson of the new, whose brawny muscle 
is developing the great material resources of his wide 
domain, and whose keen intellect is making the circle 
of the sciences help him effectively in completing 
the victory of mind over matter. 

Who has not felt the difficulty of describing the 
grand and the majestic in nature ? I feel, as is told 
of the Paisley weaver on his visit to Lochgoil, at a 
great loss for adjectives. He ascended from "fine" 
to " grand," to " splendid," " magnificent," etc., until 
he had to squeeze out the highly improper climax — 
" Isna the works o' Nature devilish } " Niagara was 
broader, vaster than I had pictured it. Above the 
Falls the ground is comparatively low and flat, not 
at all like a gorge, and for a mile before it takes the 
plunge it has started on a canter of from twenty to 
forty miles an hour, over a course nearly two miles 
wide, surging between low, tree-clad islands of 
various sizes, taking here and there a trial leap of 



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from two to eight feet, foaming, rushing, occasionally 
firing off platoons of spray, or boiling up like geyser 
hot springs. On it came, — strong, fast, and billowy, 
bearing on its surface huge masses of ice, with which 
it sported as with feathers. 

The Horseshoe Fall has receded in the centre, 
and, the tip of the " shoe " having fallen in, the shape 
is like, or is becoming like, the dumpy horn of a 
rhinoceros. On the " Dominion " side the half of the 
horseshoe is still very perfect, and over it huge masses 
of greenish-coloured water hurl themselves, abruptly 
and solemnly, as if on important business, grading 
in tint from pale sage green where the water is twenty 
to thirty feet deep, gradually to pure white at the 
shallower edge. 

About the middle of the Horseshoe, where the 
" tip " once was, the rocks have fallen in, and the 
river bed is slightly lower. Towards this point the 
lower part of the rapids wildly converge, rushing to 
the huge vortex, and chafing furiously in their course, 
until they plunge into the great seething, hissing, 
boiling caldron, whence platoons of spray are shot 
up in all directions, and tumultuous "confusion 
worse confounded " reigns. The other half of the 
Horseshoe Fall, terminating on Goat Island, is 
equally grand and impressive. I was struck with 
the completeness of the views that can be had of 
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or rather the top of the banks, of the river below the 
Falls is nearly on a level with the Falls themselves, 
and in some places rather lower, so that one can take 
in the entire scene. 

From the American to the Canadian bank of the 
river, the Falls and islands present a frontage of 
three-quarters of a mile in width, by about 165 feet 
high, so that the breadth is thirty times the height, 
and the lay of the land is such that the visitor can 
get very near to the top of the cascades on all sides, — 
close enough to see the boiling caldron of misty 
spray into which the torrent is hurled, to get front, 
side, or end views easily, and from the various islands 
to see the rapids and the Falls safely and well. There 
is no steep gorge to descend as on Clydeside, or at 
Schaffhausen ; the land around is not generally 
higher above the top of the Falls than an ordinary 
mill wear or damhead. 

Either the United States Government or the State 
of New York have acquired Prospect Park and 
corner, with all the islands and the ground bordering 
on the Falls on the American side. They have also 
erected substantial and elegant bridges between the 
islands, and generally have done all that could be 
wished to enable the visitor, either driving or on 
foot, to see the various phases of the great rapids 
and cascades comfortably. The Canadian Govern- 
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121 



are providing the same facilities for visitors on 
the Canadian side. These "reservations" by the 
Governments secure to all easy access at a moderate 
charge, and free visitors from the constant " black- 
mail " formerly levied by guides and " touters." 

The Falls have been so generally reproduced in 
paintings, engravings, and photographs, that I spare 
my readers anything high-falutin about them. If 
the poet Southey made so much of " How the torrent 
comes down at Lodore," until his poem seemed like 
a review of all the adjectives in the English language 
that could be marshalled to represent water in 
violent motion, it would be presumption in me to 
attempt to describe the indescribable. Let any one 
multiply " Lodore" by any number of thousands he 
likes to come approximately to the grand reality. 
I felt more inclined to be silent, as Mrs. Sigourney 
aptly puts it, — 

'"Mid the peal sublime of thy tremendous hymn," 
and to recall her lines, — 

" Flow on for ever, in thy glorious robe 
Of terror and of beauty. Yea, flow on 
Unfathom'd and resistless — God hath set 
His rainbow on thy forehead, and the cloud 
Mantled around thy feet. And He doth give 
Thy voice of thunder power to speak of Him 
Eternally — bidding the lip of man 
Keep silence — and upon thine altar pour 
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But as for us, it seems 
Scarce lawful, with our erring lips to talk 
Familiarly of thee — methinks to trace 
Thine awful features with our pencil's point, 
Were but to press on Sinai." 

Niagara is an Indian word meaning " The thunder 
of waters ;" the roar is grand, but not deafening. The 
spray is so dense and so high as, in my opinion, to 
deaden the sound somewhat, and, in its ever-varying 
form, bulk, shade, and spasmodic jerkiness, it supplies 
one of the most beautiful features of the Falls. 
Sometimes, and at some places, I could see nearly 
to the bottom ; at other times the vapours rose to 
the top ; luckily the wind was down the valley and 
light, so that the whole verge was visible all day. 
The rainbows were exquisite, and by a slight change 
of position I could make them span the two principal 
falls by a cerulean arch, or get a segment in any 
corner I pleased. At the bottom, where the spray 
was dense, there was a very pleasing softness in the 
rainbow, and occasionally, from the failure of spray, 
only the ends of the arch were seen, then a bit of the 
middle would fill up. I confess to having had quite 
a schoolboy pleasure in making the rainbows do 
what I liked. 

The Fall on the American side is iioo feet wide; 
it also is receding in the centre, but the edge whence 
it plunges abruptly into the chasm is still fairly 
straight. In front of it, caused by the frost fixing 



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the spray and fallen snow, lay huge blocks of 
pure white ice, fantastic in shape ; one resembled a 
huge polar bear, magnified a hundred times, another 
a huge elephant, another a frog ; their sizes were 
more like the Mastodons or Megatheria and Ichthyo- 
sauri of old. One ice-rock would measure 250 feet 
long by 80 feet high, with a smooth sonsie back ; 
and a fanciful spectator could easily find faces and 
strange shapes on its various corners. All the ice 
blocks were smoothly rounded, not angular, and in 
some places along the banks there were icicles like 
pine trees. 

Encasing myself in hideous oilskin overalls and a 
peaked hood, I descended by a corkscrew stair to an 
ice-covered rock which lay on the margin of the 
river, and scrambled as best I could along the 
slippery surface, until I got beneath and behind the 
Falls. The sensations produced by the immense 
volume and rush of the overarching and descending 
waters were awe-inspiring, but the constant flickering 
of the eyes as they tried to rest on the ever-twisting 
falling torrent produced giddiness, and jets of water 
or spray, as if indignant at human intrusion, seemed 
to delight in making a target of the face. Altogether 
I met with a damp reception. I also walked to the 
brink of the river a little farther down, and saw new 
beauties revealing themselves all around. 

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Falls, and moves majestically onwards. Its breadth 
takes away from the apparent depth of its banks, 
and the surrounding country is flat. An elegant 
suspension bridge unites America and Canada 
within five minutes' walk of both Falls ; from it 
grand views worth lingering over are obtained. 

About three miles farther down the river than 
the Falls are the " Rapids," where the stream, which 
generally is from 800 to 1 000 feet wide, narrows 
itself to about 300 feet. The current here is in- 
tensely swift, and the waves from the converging 
sides dash against one another in angrier fury 
than ever I saw on other waters ; so much so 
that the centre of the river is generally from 30 
to 40 feet higher than the sides, and the waves are 
goring each other like the "horns of an angry 
bull." 

I had my ideas of the perilous freaks of adven- 
turers rather modified here. I thought, likely from 
having carelessly read the accounts, that several 
daring men had actually come over the Falls of 
Niagara, and lived. That is not so ; they have 
passed through the Rapids I am now describing ; 
and bad enough they certainly are, but they are 
merely a very swift, angry, dangerous current — 
angrier than any waves on salt or fresh water I ever 
saw. Still, they are not the Falls; they end in a 
dangerous, big whirlpool, with treacherous under- 



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current, and issue thence in an even angrier stream, 
only 220 feet wide, into a broad river navigable 
from Lake Ontario. 

It was here that Captain Matthew Webb perished. 
The boatman that rowed him to the top of the 
Rapids advised him to desist, and enjoy the ;^5000 
he had got for former feats in the English Channel. 
But he dived, after saying " he would like to double 
the stakes." It is thought that the tremendous 
side-currents had dislocated his neck, as that was 
all that was found wrong when his body was 
recovered. He had nothing on excepting a bathing- 
dress. Since then, a cooper has shot the same 
rapids in a cask, and a man and a woman have 
performed the perilous feat together in a barrel ; 
while one of the police force of Boston, now called 
Professor Kendall, got through them with the aid 
of a cork jacket. He was insensible for hours 
afterwards, and is said to have declared that he 
would not try the same prank again for all the 
money in the world. 

It was reported that some one intended this year 
to dare to go over the Falls themselves in a barrel ; 
and since my return to Scotland, I have read that 
this has been done. If so, I feel, in the words of 
the proverb, " The de'il's owre grit wi' ye, ye're no 
canny ; " and waft all such adventurers Mr. Punch's 
advice to persons about to marry — Don't. 



128 Bits about America. 

There is a current joke in the district about the 
first little steamer that ferried the river near the 
Falls, and carried passengers almost to their base, 
having- been attached for debt ; but while the 
Sheriff was on his way to seize it, steam was got 
up, and it shot the terrible Rapids with only the loss 
of the smoke-shaft, and is now doing tug-work at 
Montreal. The guides recount the feats of Blondin 
on the tight-rope, — hurling a man across Niagara 
on a barrow, and such-like, but it gave me a head- 
ache to look at the place where he performed them. 

I saw the Falls under sunshine and shade, and 
even partly under the one and the other ; saw the 
evening effect of darkness creeping up the roaring 
inn, while sunset touches of glory lightened the 
trees and land around. I saw the morning sun rise 
and tinge the misty vapours ; saw it dart its bright 
light into the chafing, surging, seething billowy 
caldron at the middle of the Horseshoe Fall, and 
crest the Rapids with gleaming restless silver ; my 
last glance was of a rainbow spanning the river. 

I think that Solomon, in one of his moody fits, 
says that the " eye is not satisfied with seeing." I 
would have doubted his wisdom had he said this 
about Niagara, unless he had referred to his never 
being tired of seeing it — its perpetual motion, its 
vastness, the hurling cascade, here green at the top, 
but becoming light and fleecy, like a bride's veil, as 



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it descends ; the Middle Fall making one sheer leap 

from the top, and forming a Grey Mare's Tail that 

would have enchanted Robert Burns, — the whole 

forming a sweep of more than the eyes can take in 

without moving, of a mighty, irresistible, tremendous 

torrent, ending in a glorious cascade and chafing 

caldron, formed by a river that drains the largest 

fresh-water lakes in the world, and is the largest 

feeder of the river which, Americans say, puts more 

fresh water into the sea than any other river on 

the globe (my geography, or rather hydrography, is 

so rusty, that I hesitate to recall something about 

the Amazon or Mississippi or — ). This scrap is 

very scrappy, but it would tax a " skilled " man to 

handle such a subject aright, while at the same time 

it would ill become a scribbler altogether to flinch 

from outlining Niagara. 

Is it ungracious to remark, that the sense of 

picturesque propriety is offended by the utilitarian 

look of the public works which, on the American 

side, draw "power" from the Falls, and return it, 

through inartistic rocky tunnels formed in the banks, 

into the river ? These reminded me of a Cockney 

friend's indignant protest against the domestic 

surroundings of Melrose Abbey. "It is 'orrible," 

said he, "to see the beggarly helements of this 

world intruding their plain hugliness upon such a 

sacred spot." 

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CHAPTER XII. 

CANADA. 

Y stay in Canada was too short to admit 
of more than a railway journey from 
one city to another, and a day or two's 
residence in each ; besides, it was at the 
time of half-winter half-spring, when neither 
the country nor the cities looked their best. 
Yet, even in these unfavourable circumstances, I saw 
enough to impress me with the great resources of 
the Dominion, the energy of its inhabitants, and the 
rapid development of social and material progress. 
Its immense inland lakes, which may not inaptly be 
called seas, — its profusion of great navigable rivers, 
connected where necessary with each other or with 
the lakes by suitable canals, — its 12,000 miles of 
railways completed, and several lines in course of 
construction, — are securing a prosperous " present," 
and pointing to a glorious future. 

As a triumph of engineering skill, untiring energy, 
and determined perseverance, the Canadian Pacific 
Railway, which traverses the continent from the 

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Atlantic to the Pacific, stands unrivalled. In proof 
of this statement, I subjoin a few quotations from 
the Canadian Almanac, 1887 :— 

" The longest continuous line of rails in the world, it presented 
difficulties in its construction which are unparalleled. On the Nipissing 
section to Lake Superior, some four hundred miles, the country to be 
traversed was a broken tract, rocky, timbered, and interspersed 
throughout with innumerable lakes and streams. It was entirely 
uninhabited, and provisions, clothing, and necessaries of every 
description, for the men engaged in building the railway, had to be 
provided by the Company. Storehouses had to be established, 
hospitals built, and medical staff provided j fodder for horses ; material, 
tools, and explosives for the work. 

*' Next came the Lake Superior section, where the work consisted 
chiefly of cutting and tunnelling through rocks of the hardest 
possible character, or hewing a bench or ledge around the face of 
beetling cliffs, towering hundreds of feet above. Here, and to some 
extent in the mountains, the Company found it prudent and econo- 
mical to manufacture their explosives largely on the spot, and the 
total sum spent on explosives on the entire works amounted to over 
21,000,000 dols. =:;!^4, 200,000 sterling. Some particular sections cost 
700,000 dols. =;i^i40,ooo sterling per mile. 

" Difficult engineering questions bristled on all sides. Rivers had to 
be diverted, lakes drained, mountains tunnelled, chasms bridged, and 
the material required for all these works anticipated for months. 
Yet, throughout the whole period, the transportation department 
never once failed to respond promptly to the call of the construction 
department, which was not delayed a moment for material. 

"To carry on these operations on three extended sections (at one 
time, four), to pay the wages, buy the supplies, clothing, food for 
men, fodder for horses, was in itself a financial undertaking such as 
only nations before had attempted ; but it was done by the indomitable 
courage, the enterprise, the financial and administrative skill of a 
handful of individuals, and presented to the nation in 1886, five years 
before the stipulated time for its completion." 

I need make no apology for the above "bits" 
about the construction of the great railway, any 



132 Bits abont America. 

more than I do for those that follow regarding its 
results, which are alike gratifying, substantial, and 
worthy of " honourable mention " : — 



" In the early spring of 1885, large bodies of troops, destined to 
suppress the North-West Rebellion, were taken charge of by the 
Company, carried, fed, housed, and landed at the seat of war, in a 
short space of time, without accident, and in spite of intervening 
sections of unfinished railway. India, China, and Australia, and the 
lesser British Colonies in the Pacific, were dependent until now, in 
case of pressing need, upon the integrity of the Suez Canal. England 
has neighbours of an uncertain temper, and a canal can be effectually 
blocked, as has already occurred, by a sunken 'dredger.' Not so 
with the Canadian route : running through British territory, it is 
always open, always free to British troops. It has naval and military 
depots, stores, docks, and unlimited steam coal at either end, — within 
hail, so to speak, of Bermuda, and five days' sail from England. 

" In point of time, China, Japan, and Australia can be reached from 
England in less time than by the old routes, and India as soon, and 
the deadly Red Sea avoided. Tourists from * older Britain ' to the 
East, who have settled in the Pacific Colonies and India, weary of 
dusty, burned -up Aden in the Red Sea, and broiling heat of Egypt, 
will gladly take advantage of our temperate clime, varying their 
journey with land and sea, visiting new cities, new people, and 
enjoying mountain scenery which no other country can offer to them. 
We have already felt the touch of the ' Orient ' trade. We have 
seen teas from Japan and China landed in Canada, carried overland 
through Canada, delivered in Canada, and, furthermore, forwarded 
to cities throughout the United States from Canada. A new field is 
found for the products and industries of the East ; a new field is 
opened to the enterprise of our youth. The wealth of the wheat 
regions of the North-West, the highly-favoured cattle ranges, the 
mineral resources in the intervening country and in the mountains, 
must all redound to the profit of the country, and help materially 
to make it, what it is bound to be, ' a land of plenty.' " 

" We have spoken of the Canadian Pacific Railway only so far as 
its main line was concerned, but it must not be forgotten, that, while 
all we have described was in active progress, a very complete system 



Canada. 133 

was being put together, piece by piece, in Ontario and Manitoba. 
It reaches every important city and town in Canada, and by purchase 
of the Government line reaches Quebec and Montreal. In addition, 
it has provided the more advanced of its newer districts with branch 
lines, and all the advantages railway service can contribute towards 
the welfare of the pioneer." 

A perusal of the above quotations induces one to 
add Amen to the concluding paragraph : — 

" How these changes have been wrought in five years, — how 
Canada has been forced into prominence, its hundreds of thousands of 
miles of unknown country brought to light, rendered accessible, and 
now furnishing homes to all who care to come, — will be known 
to future generations as the outcome of the Canadian Pacific 
Railway." 

It was outside of my plan to go, as can now 
be done, from Halifax to Vancouver, a distance of 
3500 miles in 116 hours, and it was only a very 
small moiety of the three and a half millions of 
square miles of the Dominion of Canada that I visited, 
seeing that the whole area is fully thirty times larger 
than that of all the British Islands put together. 
In the older settlements there were large fields well 
cultivated and fenced, good homesteads, and fine 
orchards. During the few hours which I spent in the 
city of Hamilton, Ontario, I admired its wide streets, 
elegant and substantial buildings, and comfortable 
residences. There was a rattling energy in the 
stream of life that thronged its cleanly thorough- 
fares, a general look of well-to-do-ness about the 
people. The cordial Scottish welcome accorded to 



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me in the cosy home of Scottish friends, made me 
regret that I could not see more of them and of the 
district. The sunset " effect " on its spires and 
picturesque surroundings was exquisite. 

From Hamilton to Toronto I travelled with a 
sturdy Scottish settler in search of agricultural 
machinery, and a remark he made about some old 
settlers somewhat resembled the account which a 
worthy Forfarshire elder gave of the former ministers 
of Dunnichen, at an ordination dinner, " that three 
had died, and one had gone to a better placer 

Where universal kindness was experienced, it looks 
invidious to mention names ; but I was so deeply 
indebted to Major Greig of Toronto, for showing me 
the manifold objects of beauty and interest in the 
city of his adoption comfortably and thoroughly, 
that I venture thus publicly to thank that genial, 
loyal, and excellent Scottish-Canadian, or, as he may 
possibly prefer to be called, Canadian Scot. 

Toronto in Indian means " the place of meeting," 
and is now spoken of as the " Queen City of the 
Lakes ; " it is fast spreading itself along the margin 
of Lake Ontario, imitating the " lang toon o' Kirk- 
caldy," by taking more length than breadth. Its 
public buildings include " The UNIVERSITY," a mas- 
sive pile in the pure Norman style of architecture, 
situated in a large park, on an eminence overlooking 
the city and the lake, and graced by a wide approach 



Canada. 135 

lined with double rows of noble trees. Near it is the 
" Queen's Park," with its fine walks and statues, in 
which the new Government buildings are now being 
erected — Trinity College is an attractive building ; 
the Cathedral of St. James, a fine massive example 
of 13th century Gothic; and there are other very 
handsome churches and public edifices. The streets 
are wide. It is a standing joke in the city that 
" Yonge " street is nearly forty miles long, — that name 
being given to the entire road that bore the stream 
of emigrants from Lake Ontario to the more northern 
lakes, before the days of the railways. Many of 
the warehouses and offices are immense and elegant 
structures, beehives of energy and plod ; manu- 
factures of various kinds abound ; and the bustle 
of the streets, quays, wharves, and railway depots, 
indicates that Toronto as a commercial centre bids 
fair to rival, if not to outstrip, Montreal, owing to 
the numbers of railways from the fast-growing 
North-West districts that converge there, for lake 
navigation or the general carrying trade. 

Ottawa, the seat of the Canadian Government, 
was selected by Queen Victoria as the capital of 
Canada in 1858. It is conveniently situated for the 
Eastern and older provinces, but too far from the 
recently added Western ones. The Government 
buildings in Ottawa are built on a commanding 
situation, in the ornate floral Gothic style, perhaps 



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too ornate. They are commodious, well lighted, and 
airy. 

I heard from the Speakers Gallery part of the 
debate in the House of Commons about the 
Coercion Bill of the British Government. There 
was a good deal of speaking " at lairge," and much 
that was said reminded me of the scolding which 
a clergyman of bygone days used to give to his 
congregation when the audience ivas small ; for 
Ireland and the Irish came in for some very plain 
language, which, had the " malignants " been present^ 
might have been salutary, but, like the minister's 
" flyting," it was bestowed on those who did not 
deserve it, and not upon the real delinquents. It 
was not made a " Cabinet " question, and the 
general opinion of the older Parliamentary " hands " 
was that Canada had enough to do with her own 
affairs, and should not meddle with such a ticklish 
point, especially as advice, like medicine, is more 
easily given than taken. 

Canadians, as a rule, are in favour of such a 
scheme of Home Rule as they themselves have, 
— provincial government combined with central 
control. Prominent amongst those in the House 
were Sir John Macdonald, the Prime Minister, 
firm, self-possessed, defiant. The Hon. Alexander 
Mackenzie, ex-Prime Minister, was in the House, 
but apparently in feeble health ; and the members 



Canada, 137 

look shrewd business-like men. In the lobbies of 
the House, and of the hotels, I conversed with many, 
and found them hopeful, communicative, and pro- 
nouncedly loyal. The library is a handsome poly- 
gonal structure on the north front of the Parliament 
House, and is elegantly furnished. It contains 
about 50,000 volumes, and is amply supplied with 
reading easels, writing desks, and a well-equiped 
reading - room. In the centre is a white marble 
statue of Queen Victoria, in semi-Grecian drapery 
and sandalled feet, a light coronet on her head, 
adorned with Maltese crosses diwd Jletirs -de - lis ; a 
sceptre in her right hand, and a wreath of laurel 
in her left ; on the pedestal appears, " Marshall 
Wood," 1 87 1. There are busts of the Prince and 
Princess of Wales, the Marquis of Lome, and other 
eminent people ; and it would help strangers not a 
little to have the names put either on the busts or 
the pedestals, for one of the men in charge had to 
inquire at another before he could give me the 
names of some of the patriots in marble. 

I arrived at Montreal when the lower part of 
the city was under water, and the wide St. Lawrence 
covered with a dense, irregular *' ice - block," com- 
posed of pile upon pile of huge lumps stretching 
across the river, and up and down as far as the 
eye could reach. So dense was the "jam," that 
individuals were seen far out on it, picking up fire- 



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wood and other debris. At the " LION " of Montreal, 
— the "Victoria Bridge," nearly two miles long, — 
which spans the river St. Lawrence, sometimes 
called the eighth wonder of the world, the vast 
field of ice came crunching along at the rate of about 
ten miles an hour ; as it struck the cutwaters of the 
massive piers, huge cakes from two to three feet in 
thickness were smashed in pieces, and fell backwards 
on the advancing avalanche, which kept hurrying 
down under the bridge. Despite the enormous 
weight and momentum with which the solid masses 
of this floating sea were hurled against the piers, 
not the slightest vibration was discernible on any 
part of the bridge. 

Mutterings, loud and deep, were uttered against 
the River Commissioners for having dropped the 
"dredgings" of the harbour into the channel, 
narrowed by an island a little below the town, 
instead of carrying it further seawards ; and of 
course engineers were found who maintained that 
that had nothing to do with the ice-block. Be 
this as it may, those who love that city — and who 
that has seen its magnificence or shared its hospi- 
tality does not ? — should try to prevent the recur- 
rence of ice-jams, as they must affect the tide of 
prosperity, which its splendid situation and general 
fitness for trade, commerce, and education warrant 
and should command. 



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I must not linger on the quaint old markets, the 
splendid churches, and public buildings of Montreal, 
— nor on its famous drive ^'Around the mountain" 
Real, from which the city takes its name. I found, 
on going to visit a friend on the quays, that his 
office was only to be reached by a boat. I was, 
moreover, picked up by a genial giant of an old 
and honoured name in Edinburgh, and was other- 
wise so thoughtfully entertained, that I feel inclined 
to beg pardon for referring to the ice-flood, seeing 
I was too late to see the great fete of the year, 
" the Ice Palace " and its enchanting gaieties. 

No visitor should fail to see Quebec, with its 
stirring surroundings of the plains of Abraham, 
where General Wolfe fell, and ancient walls and 
gates. It is a city set on a hill, crowned, like 
Edinburgh or Stirling, with a fine old citadel and 
fort, and glittering with spires, towers, and fine 
buildings. It occupies a large peninsula formed at 
the confluence of the St. Lawrence and Charles 
Rivers, where the water is several miles wide. 
There are islands in the channel, with bluff head- 
lands, and covered with timber ; on the opposite 
banks are nice towns, with massive and pretty build- 
ings, erected on ground that rises suddenly from the 
river. I crossed the St. Lawrence several times 
in a plucky little ferry steamer, which clove its way 
through the immense ice -blocks that covered the 



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bed of the river. The view from the south bank, 
especially at sun-down, was lovely. Altogether the 
scenery about and around Quebec is picturesque 
and fascinating. Appleton's Handbook to the United 
States and Canada^ which I found excellent and 
reliable, thus describes it : — 

"The point to which the attention of the stranger in Quebec is 
first directed is Durham Terrace, which lies along the edge of the 
cliff, towering 2CK) feet above the river, and overlooking the lower 
town. Dufferin Terrace has lately been added to * Durham, ' 
making an unequalled promenade over a quarter of a mile long. 
The outlook from the terrace is one of the finest in the world, and 
is of itself worth a trip to Quebec. . . . Cape Diamond, 333 feet 
above the stream, is crowned with the vast fortifications of the 
citadel, considered so impregnable that they have gained for Quebec 
the appellation of the Gibraltar of America." 

It sounded a little strange to hear French so 
much spoken in Montreal and Quebec ; and in 
the latter city to meet so many Roman Catholic 
priests and students. They literally swarm, and the 
greater number of the buildings are either churches, 
colleges, nunneries, or in other ways connected with 
the Roman Catholic faith. As evidence of the 
watchfulness of this Church, I append a document 
received from one of the senators, viz. a Bill which 
has been defeated with some difficulty. It would 
form a grand text for anti- papal supremacy orators, 
and hardly needs comment. The provision in clause 
3 about fining the SHERIFF is a master-touch. In 
these days of widening " Voluntary " principles and 



Canada, 143 

indifference to tests and forms, it is a new sensation 
to come across anything so very High-Churchy as 
this draft Bill. 

" BILL. 

" An Act respecting oaths and the administration of oaths. 
" Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislature 
of Quebec, enacts as follows : — 

** I. In all of Her Majesty's Courts of Justice in the Province, a 
crucifix shall be placed in a conspicuous place, opposite the witness- 
box or the place in which witnesses stand during examination, and 
such crucifix shall be of the size determined by the Lieutenant- 
Governor in Council. 

" 2. Every court, judge, magistrate, prothonotary, clerk, and other 
person entrusted with administrating oaths, shall, before a witness be 
allowed to swear and give his testimony, call upon him to lift his 
right hand in front of the crucifix, and to place his left hand on the 
book of the Evangelists, and to cause him to swear before the crucifix 
and upon the Holy Evangelists to tell the truth and the whole truth 
in the cause in which he is to be heard as a witness. 

*' 3. Every sheriff shall place or cause to be placed a crucifix in the 
manner above indicated in each and every of the court-houses within 
the limits of his district, under a penalty of fifty dollars for each day in 
which he neglects so to do. 

" 4. Such penalty shall be recovered from such sheriff by any person 
suing for the same before any Circuit Court of the district in which 
the offence has been committed, and shall belong to the prosecutor. 

" 5. This Act shall not affect the provisions contained in articles 
255 and 259 of the Code of Civil Procedure of Lower Canada. 

' ' 6, This Act shall come into force three months after the day of its 
sanction." 

The French population is increasing rapidly in 
Lower Canada ; registration authorities represent it 



144 -^^^^ about America, 

as exceedingly prolific, and that families range as 
often by the score as by the dozen. Notwithstand- 
ing the immense increase in railways and modes of 
conveyance, the immigration is not so large as might 
be desired. I was accosted in a hotel lobby at 
Ottawa, by a railway contractor, a good specimen 
of the " Macdonalds," a genial, jolly, comfortable- 
looking middle - aged " beau," who launched out 
about not getting some big folks in Britain and 
others in Canada to back him in a great scheme. 
He declared himself prepared to employ 15,000 men, 
to feed them, etc., for two years, pay a fair wage, 
and give 120 acres of land, with a house on the 
lot, after the railway was finished ; and many talked 
enthusiastically of the excellent and abundant 
settling grounds which are awaiting the congested 
population of Europe. The tide of emigration 
has lately been more toward the States than to 
Canada. 

The winter in Canada, which Europeans so much 
dread, seems to be to the Canadians a very jolly 
time. Ice palaces and sleighing are in high repute. 
Tobogganing is another great pastime. It is like 
the " hurley backet " in Biggar of old, being a 
slide on a kind of board, down a very long in- 
clined plane ; and the impetus carries the voyager 
a good way on level ground. The pace seems 
furious. A friend tried it once, and declared 



Canada. 145 

that he would not have missed the " treat " for 
100 dollars. On being urged to have another 
slide, he replied that he would not try it again 
for 10,000 dollars. Kind and hospitable are our 
fellow -subjects in British North America — loyal, 
strongly, demonstratively loyal ; I met many who 
had relatives in Manitoba and Winnipeg, thriving 
and happy. Still there seems room for many more, 
and, as far as I could judge, there is a fair prospect 
of many years of increasing prosperity in the 
Dominion. 

In the Canadian Society^ New York, I heard a 
lecture by Principal Grant, of Kingston, Ont., on 
" Canada First," and elsewhere the future relations 
of America and Canada were freely discussed. As, 
twenty years ago, it was found that there could not 
be a "North" and "South," it seems generally 
recognised that a still further northern independent 
" Union " would not be advisable. Absorption into 
the United States, or closer federation with Britain, 
are the other alternatives. The latter is the mind of 
Canada. Perfect freedom of commercial intercourse 
would immensely benefit both. Free trade would 
best serve all. Canada is intensely loyal. A 
United States boy's ambition is to see Europe ; a 
Canadian s, to see THE QuEEN. 




CHAPTER XIII. 

SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, AND NEWSPAPERS. 

DUCATION is said to be the birthright 

of every child in America. What a pity 

it does not come by inheritance, and 

develop with the natural growth ! I 

had often heard that the educational system 

America was excellent, and tried to see 
a little of its working. I visited one Normal School, 
where 1500 young ladies marched, with steady pre- 
cision of tramp, into a large hall, and at a given 
signal sat down simultaneously. After some hymn- 
singing and Scripture reading, several of them from 
the body of the hall gave recitations with admirable 
distinctness and point, the object being not only to 
test their elocution, but to enable them to cultivate 
self-reliance. I saw a large class being taught in the 
gymnasium of the same institution, and the pro- 
fessoress did not spare those who were slovenly 
or awkward. Her eye was sharp, her voice was 
"snell," and where anything specially obnoxious 
required action, she strode to the spot and smartly 



Schools, Libraries^ and Newspapers, 147 

straightened the raw recruit. " Shoulder-oop " was 
the word, and her word was LAW. 

I also visited several graded day schools, all 
characterized by roomy class-rooms, good light, fresh 
air, clean floors, active teachers, and apparently quick 
children, — each class in a separate room, whilst 
several rooms could be made into a hall by removing 
folding doors ; there were also spare gallery rooms, 
into which classes were taken for lessons requiring 
illustration. The black-board was in great request. 
Maps, globes, object-lessons, illustrations of natural 
history and mechanics, of plant, animal, vegetable, 
and fish life, decked the walls. Answers were 
smartly given, and sometimes an explanation was 
asked by a scholar ; but I gathered nothing " outrd " 
and will not import old bon-mots. There was gene- 
rally a good playground. 

The " drilling " had evidently been thorough, and 
mechanical smartness in rising, sitting, and marching, 
had been attained. I thought there was also more 
teaching than in Scotland, and less mere hearing of 
lessons ; which means more done in school, and 
rather less to do at home, — a thing many parents 
greatly long for, and School Boards should insist 
upon ; as the home work, owing to the dreary length 
and variety of lessons to be learned or written there, 
steals the night both from parents and children. In 
some schools the lesson of the coming day was gone 



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over and "broken down " during the last half-hour ; 
and in arithmetic, the teacher always did a sum or 
two on the black-board before asking the pupils to 
do any. Several teachers, however, told me that 
the Scottish children who came to them were " better 
thinkers," and really more thoroughly grounded 
than Americans, if not so quick at gymnastic or 
mechanical exercises. One who had visited British 
schools said, " Your teachers do not seem to me to 
teach, — they merely correct mistakes and listen to 
repetition of lessons. I could only have found out 
that they were cleverer than the scholars, by hearing 
the corrections they made. They do not read 
before the scholars, and therefore the reading is often 
bad and much too low. Many were either afraid of 
the teachers or of their own voices ; and in many 
instances the pro-nunciation was queer." 

I thought the latter remark quite as applicable to 
America, until I recalled an old Scotch friend's 
remark about London, " Yon London folk are clever 
folk and kind folk, but they're desp'rate ill aff for a 
language. They didna ken what an edicated man 
said till them, though I spoke as plain as ABC. It's 
a pity. We maun send them some Scotch schule- 
maisters." 

Singing had considerable attention, and some 
part-singing was done with fine effect of graduation 
from low to strong parts. As far as I could learn, 



Schools, Libraries, and Newspapers. 149 

there was little corporal punishment, anything at all 
severe in that direction is considered as " assaulting 
a free-born American citizen," and is a high mis- 
demeanour, resented, and bringing legal trouble. 

The girls and boys of America are very frank, 
even precocious. Asking questions that startle a 
stranger, joining in conversation at table, and making 
very free remarks ; outspoken about their likes and 
hates ; fond of candy, fond of pie ; more self-asserting, 
more opinionative, more independent of parental 
control, than their British cousins. Roller skates are 
a favourite amusement with them on all smooth 
concreted pavements, and they manage to "jink" 
the staid policemen with great agility. Large 
covered skating rinks are "institutions," patronized 
by old and young, and lovingly, hand-in-hand, do 
couples glide around, skilfully piloting their way 
across the crowded floor, making few " spills." 

Base-ball has strong attractions for boys ; either it 
was " in " during my visit, or it is the favourite game. 
Morning and night, Sunday and Saturday, I saw it 
engaged in, occasionally with very crude appliances, 
such as an old barrel stave or a walking-stick with 
which to strike the ball ; the boys running as only 
boys can run and do run, all the world over, shouting, 
laughing, and hearty. 

I accompanied some young friends to " Barnum's " 
great "immeasurable, moral, incomparable" show, 



150 Bits about America. 

first visiting the menagerie, a wonderful collection, 
where London's late famous elephant Jumbo, stuffed. 
Jumbo's skeleton. Jumbo's widow and son, were to be 
seen. The "forum " is immense, having three "rings " 
for performances, and, outside of these, a broad 
track all round. At the start, a cavalcade, consisting 
of twenty elephants, several camels, dromedaries, 
horses, and other quadrupeds, marched round the 
outer hippodrome ; thereafter, each ring was filled 
by equestrians, who did great feats, or elephants who 
danced " the Lancers," or donkeys, or pigs ridden by 
monkeys. Dogs did wonders. There were flying 
trapezists taking miraculous leaps, and performing 
most hazardous antics ; men in white imitating 
gladiators, and every now and again forming them- 
selves into e^QctiYQ poses plastiques ; swimmers dived, 
swam, rumbled and tumbled about in a large bath. 
Indeed, there was more going on at one time than 
anybody could take in. The clowns made great fun 
with the elephants, monkeys, or pigs ; and Barnum 
seems quite entitled to the distinction which he 
claims, of having the " biggest show in the world." 
Not a moment was lost between one performance 
and another. The music was fine, possibly because 
the conductor — at least so I was informed — was a 
Scotsman. 

Many will admit that there are objects of interest 
within easy reach of their homes, which, because 



Schools^ Libraries y and Newspapers. 151 

they can visit them at any time, they have not seen 
at all ; whereas, from the wish to learn all they can in 
other lands, they " do " foreign sights and institutions 
methodically and leisurely, perhaps even critically. 
I felt this to be the case when I visited the free 
libraries of America. In that of Boston the large 
reading-room was crowded with persons of all con- 
ditions, ages, and sexes, perusing newspapers and 
periodicals, of which there was an abundant supply, 
home and foreign. In the central hall of the library 
are large glass cases filled with literary curiosities, — 
old black-letter books, first editions of well-known 
or rare works, in quaint lettering and spelling ; 
palimpsests, parchments, autograph letters, old and 
new, of kings, queens, statesmen, and men of genius ; 
documents of topical interest about the War of 
Independence, and Boston's early history and heroes. 
Shelves towered above shelves, laden with books ; 
while in the consulting rooms students browsed over 
folios, deftly brought to them by smart female 
librarians. 

I was shown over the Toronto Public Library by 
Mr. James Bain, jun., chief librarian, and admired 
the clever simplicity of the double-shelved bookcases, 
stretching in rows across the floor, with right-width 
passages between, so that every book was readily 
reached, and the light from the roof uninterruped. 
The easy means of shifting the shelves, and pre- 



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venting the front row from pushing the back row 
out of line, were simple and suitable. I had no idea 
that there was such a variety of books for blind 
readers as I saw in the three different styles of 
" characters " here. 

The reading-room was crowded, and well supplied 
with newspapers and periodical literature, including 
Blackwood^ Athenceum^ Chambers's Journal, Cassell's, 
Quarterly Review, Good Words, Punch (2 copies), 
Ftin (2 copies), Graphic (3 copies), Berlin Free Press, 
Corn hill, Revue des deux Mondes, Staats Zeitung, 
Gartenlaub, Illustrirte Zeitung, Times, Manchester 
Courier, Examiner, Glasgow Herald, and the Scots- 
man ; besides a host of Canadian and American 
papers, many of which were supplied gratis. For 
the use of specialists were journals called Inventors, 
Academy, Zoologist, Tailor and Cutter, Theatre, 
Sporting Life, Sanitary Engineer, Practitioner, 
Plumber and Decorator, Poultry Review, Mechanical 
and Milling News, Iron, Live- Stock Journal, Israel's 
Banner, Chemical News, Dairyman, Bee Journal, 
Electrician, The Boys' Own, and the Lady's World. 

Besides the Central Library, there are two branches 
in other parts of the city, well patronized. In all, the 
books exceed 44,000, and the periodicals and news- 
papers number 444. I have entered thus fully into 
these details, to emphasize the fact that a thoroughly 
furnished reading-room, well stocked with newspapers 



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and periodical literature, is a most important part of 
a public library scheme ; and that this, as well as the 
more solid and special function of a public library, 
demands in a large town several branches with good 
news-rooms. 

From the "total classified circulation of books" 
for the year 1886, it appears that out of every hundred 
issued, 

64-4 were Fiction. 

Z''^ „ Juveniles. 

7*3 „ History, biography, and travel. 

5 '2 „ Reference. 

4*5 „ Periodicals. 

4-3 „ Arts and sciences. 

3'3 „ General literature and collected works. 

0*9 „ Theology. 

o*8 „ Poetry and the drama. 

0'5 „ French and German. 



lOO'O 



The report for the same year bears that there was a 
diminution in the circulation of" Fiction," an increase 
in "higher class literature," and that^ " Reference " 
had advanced nearly 25 per cent. The recently 
added room for " patents " in the library has been 
much appreciated. 

Let no censorious reader conclude that because 
" Theology " shows a sluggish circulation, it is at a 



154 Bii^ about America. 

discount in Toronto. The good people of that city 
have libraries in their homes. The university and 
colleges have tomes of Divinity. Only one day in 
seven can be given to Theology. Perhaps some of 
the citizens may sympathize with Auntie's remark to 
Maggie about The Pilgrims Progress : " Are ye no' 
feared to read sic a gude book, an' this no' the 
Sabbath day ? '' And some may be of the opinion of 
the old Edinburgh librarian, who, when Miss Aber- 
crombie sent her servant to " fetch the best book he 
had for the Sabbath day," replied, "That's easily 
done," and handed her a Bible. 

The press of America is powerful and outspoken, 
great in sensational headings, for which a gentle- 
man is specially engaged on the staff of every 
important newspaper. The following able paragraph 
from CJiarnberss Journal puts this matter very 
happily : — 

" Mr. George Sala once said that American journal- 
ists rarely take anything seriously; they are per- 
petually trying to be smart and amusing. Few 
people who have even an elementary knowledge of 
American newspapers will call into question the 
truth of Mr. Sala's assertion. The American 
journalist is nothing if not original ; and this ruling 
passion is strikingly exemplified in the very head- 
lines. We have, for instance, never seen but one 
heading in English newspapers for those simple 



Schools, Libraries, and Newspapers, 155 

announcements which never fail to interest female 
readers, — we mean the Births, Marriages, and Deaths. 
In America, however, they use such headlines as 
'Cradle,' 'Altar,' 'Tomb;' 'Hatches,' 'Matches,' 
' Despatches,' and so on ; while one original genius 
sums up life thus — ' Births, Flirtations, Engage- 
ments, Breakings off. Marriages, Divorces, Deaths.' 
Then, instead of the familiar heading, Poetry, we 
find ' Lays of the Latest Minstrel, or the Warbler's 
Corner.' The columns of clippings, however, afford 
scope for the most variety. One editor heads his 
column of jokes, 'Render unto Scissors the Things 
that are Scissors ; ' while another follows with ' Aut 
Scissors aut Nullus.' ' One Thing and Another,' 
' Drops of Ink,' ' Various Topics,' ' Microbes,' ' Nug- 
gets,' 'All Sorts,' 'Faggots,' 'Pressed Bricks,' — 
these are a few others taken at random. ' Hash ' is, 
however, perhaps the most appropriate of the lot. 
These headlines appear very strange to us ; yet it 
shoidd not be forgotten that, nearly one hundred 
years ago, the Times published weak jokes under the 
extraordinary head of ' Cuckoo ! ' " 

The following is a cheap and cool way of getting 
the columns filled : — 

"A subscriber, on renewing subscription to the 
Nezvs, writes, ' I like it very much, couldn't keep 
house without it.' The interest that people take 
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in it mention of the things that particularly inte- 
rest them, and the way to have them in the paper 
is to let the publisher know of them. Of course a 
publisher cannot see from his desk what everybody 
is doing ; so hand m the local items." 

Here are a few graphic quotations : — 

" The butcher's team took a lively run away 
Monday on Pleasant Street, home by way of Union 
Street. Escaped with slight damage to the cart.'' 

" Representative Owen voted against the Salary 
grab." " Cherries are in their prime, and robins 
appear to be happy." " The coffee market, which 
was making a climb to get out of poor people's way, 
has come back to about the old figure." 

" There is one thing that can be said for tight 
boots, they make a man forget his other sorrows." 

American newspapers are also embellished (.?) 
with rough - and - round woodcut illustrations, and 
given to " interviewing," of which, as I was occasion- 
ally the subject, I say no more. The Sunday issue 
was in many instances the largest and raciest. On 
representing myself as an "occasional contributor," 
I was frankly received, — notably by Mr. Whitelaw 
Reid, proprietor of The Tribune, New York, who 
gave me the entree of the " Lotos" and " Union 
League " Clubs of New York, and the pleasure of 
sharing his princely hospitality (perhaps I should 
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residence on Madison Avenue. I was also favoured, 
during my stay in the several towns, with the 
privileges of the " Century Club," New York, the 
"St. James's," Montreal, " The Reform," Toronto, etc. 
I give prominence to these courtesies, as they are 
most acceptable to strangers, and the hint to ''go 
and do likewise " might not be out of place. 

The following quotation not only shows that the 
American newspapers go into pretty minute detail, 
but it may be interesting as a description of a 
modern mansion, and as such I insert it, omitting 
the personal references to Mr. Whitelaw Reid's 
family career, talents, and business habits : — 

"Whitelaw Reid's Mansion. 
" The home of Whitelaw Reid, the editor of The Tribune, is, without 
any doubt, one of the handsomest houses in the country. On a 
reduced scale it is a reproduction of an old Italian palace. It is 
situated at Madison Avenue and Fifty- First Street. The architecture 
is a mingling of Roman and Florentine styles, the stone employed 
being of a light-greyish colour. The frontage on the avenue is 60 
feet, and the wing on Fifty-First Street is some 80 feet deep. The 
main hall of the house is 42 feet long, and is of inlaid woods — 
mahogany, satin wood, and maple wood predominating. The hand 
somely sculptured arches of the hall were designed by Louis Saint 
Gaudens. The mantels, which contribute a further embellishment 
are modelled after those found in Pompeiian palaces. The drawing 
room and the music-room are on the first floor. The latter is an ex 
quisite apartment, in white and gold, the ceiling in the shape of an 
elliptical vault. At one end is a stand for musicians. The upper 
part of the house is reached either by elevator or a white marble stair- 
way. The dining-room is on the second floor. It is 60 by 20 feet, 
and finished throughout in English oak, inlaid with mahogany. The 
friezes are quaintly carved, and the beams which span the ceiling are 
cased in English oak. The decoration of the dining-room, according 



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to the architects, cost 20,000 dollars, those of the hall 30,000 dollars, 
of the music-room 20,000 dollars, and of the drawing-room 50,000 
dollars. The decorations of the four principal rooms cost 120,000 
dollars, a sum for which two very comfortable New York houses 
might easily be purchased. " — Brooklyn Times. 

America is rich in Museums, but of these I will 
not treat. A very interesting hour can be spent in 
" Independence " Hall, Philadelphia, which contains 
quaint memorials of America's early days, — pictures 
of Washington, Franklin, Penn, La Fayette ; the 
"Bell" that rang out "Independence" 100 years 
ago, old armour, furniture, documents, and nick- 
nackets. The " Mint " at Philadelphia is also very 
well worth visiting, not only on account of the per- 
fection of the machinery for making coins of various 
metals and current values, but from its complete 
museum of ancient and modern coins. A numis- 
matist would revel in the Egyptian and Grecian 
examples, even the casual visitor is interested in a 
bona-fide wee " shekel of the Sanctuary," a " Queen 
Anne farthing," and other of the R.R.R.'s (Rare- 
Rare-Rare) of the old world's " current money with 
the merchant," as it is put in Genesis. This, like 
other places of public interest in America, is frankly 
" open to visitors." Handsome monuments adorn 
many cities, erected in honour of such public men 
as Washington, Franklin, Penn, and PRESIDENT 
Lincoln, whose name is a household word in 
America. {^See Frontispiece?) . . 




CHAPTER XIV. 

AGRICULTURE AND TIMBER. 

T was with a feeling of special interest 
that I visited Brantford, Ontario, called 
the telephone city, from the fact that 
Professor Bell, whom Edinburgh claims 
as one of its own, established the first 
telephone in the world between a cottage, 
in which he lived on the banks of the Grand River, 
and this town, and worked out the most wonderful 
means of transmitting speech yet known. Here is 
also one of the earliest Indian homes and schools 
on the old reserved territory of the famous Mohawks ; 
and in the town is a very handsome monument to 
the Indian chief Joseph Brant, who so effectually 
befriended the British in i8i2. 

In my early days I was wont to visit a relative 
whose famous shorthorn cattle, "Andrew" and 
" Jenny Lind," took first prizes, and I can recall 
their huge bulk and fine points. I also knew that 
in 1875-76, three cows of that breed, "Airdrie 
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respectively {£1600, ^^4200, and ;^46oo sterling), at 
public sales in the old Crystal Palace grounds in 
Toronto, Ontario ; and that one of the finest, if not 
the finest, herd of pure-bred shorthorn cattle in the 
world had been established by the late lamented 
Hon. George Brown at Bowpark, on the banks 
of the Grand River, about four miles from Brant- 
ford, and is now the property of Messrs. Thomas 
Nelson & Sons, Edinburgh. 

The herd numbers between 200 and 300, and in- 
cludes several animals that have never been beaten 
in the prize ring. It is constantly being reinforced 
by the first prize-winners of the herds of Britain and 
elsewhere, and a glance at the stock carries home 
the conviction of its excellence. Fancy the late 
fourth "Duke of Clarence" weighing 2870 lbs.; 
others even exceeding that weight, animals for which 
;^2000 would not be taken ; and heifers of two years 
old for which ;^iooo is readily obtained. Even to 
one little acquainted with cattle, the straight backs, 
the grand shoulders, the breadth of the hind-quarters, 
told their tale, while symmetry and style charac- 
terized all the herd. The stables and yards were 
models of cleanly airiness, and the whole farm, 
consisting of about 1000 acres, is in a state of high 
cultivation. The future of the stock of America will 
be largely affected by such establishments, and the 
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manager, Mr. John Hope, who knows every member 
of the herd almost as a father does his children, and 
can screed off their pedigrees, histories, and victories 
with ready accuracy. 

The following paragraph from the Toronto Globe 
of June 1887 will doubtless be found interesting: — 

" Canadian-Bred Shorthorns. 

"... The tendency of late years has been to breed with the sole 
object of producing the highest excellence of form, and intelligent 
breeders only employ their knowledge of fashionable strains as a 
means to this end. Gf course purity of blood is necessary to the 
production of high-priced animals, but in these days a family or strain 
becomes fashionable because it produces first-class individuals, while 
a dozen years ago animals brought fancy prices almost regardless of 
their individual qualities, because they came of fashionable families. 
By a little shrewd management it was comparatively easy to * corner ' 
the produce of this or that fashionable family, and fabulous prices were 
often the outcome of such management. Now, however, that the nearest 
approach to perfection of form (coupled of course with pure breeding) 
has become the desideratum of the shorthorn breeder, high prices that 
are amply remunerative have been established, and they rest upon a 
much broader and sounder basis than heretofore. Take, for example, 
four sales of females recently made from the Bow Park herd, which, 
as all shorthorn breeders know, has long been under the supervision 
of Mr. John Hope. Of the four, two were two-year-olds, one a 
yearling, and one a calf seven months old, and the lot aggregated 
16,000 dols., an average of 4000 dols. each. 'Duchess of Brant,* 
* Duchess of Brant 3rd,' and ' Duchess of Brant 5th ' were sold to 
Colonel King, of Minneapolis, Minn., and 'Duchess of Oxford 26th' 
was sold to Mr. C. E. Wakeman, of Pontiac, Mich. All these heifers 
were bred at Bow Park. Ontario breeders have good reason to feel 
proud of having such a stock farm ; and as long as such prices are to 
be had, shorthorn breeders have no reason to say that their business is 
in any sense * played out.' " 

Brantford is a thriving, busy, cleanly town, stand- 
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ing in the heart of a well-cultivated district, and 
abounds in well-built churches of all persuasions. 
Around the principal square cluster fine buildings ; 
in its centre, cast from the cannon taken, I think, 
from the French, stands the bronze monument already 
referred to of Joseph Brant, in Indian costume and 
feathers, and on market days Indians display and 
dispose of their wares in the streets. I saw a few of 
these natives, and had a glance at their settlement, 
but they are fast disappearing or being amalgamated 
with the dominant race. From a lady in the locality, 
whose warm heart is drawn out towards them in 
deeds of kindness, I heard of the difficulty of 
approaching them, of their shyness, which she 
cannot remove. On one occasion, when going to 
Toronto, one attached herself to her, kept by her 
doggedly, but was shrewd enough to tell, when a cab 
fare was paid, " Too much, too much — man cheat 
you — me go get back — give to you — GOOD SQUAW." 

Brantford is famous, amongst other things, for the 
manufacture of agricultural implements, in the 
variety and " nackiness " and adaptability of which 
— tell it not in Sheffield, publish it not in the streets 
of Birmingham — our Transatlantic cousins " lick 
creation." 

Time did not admit of my going through the 
workshops of Brantford, but I paid a visit to those 
of the Massey Company, Toronto, whose " reaper 



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and light binder" did exploits upon the farms of 
Fentonbarns and Ferrygate, East Lothian, in 1886. 
The workshops cover nearly eight acres ; they have 
turned out over one hundred thousand of these 
machines, are still sending them off as smartly as 
they can make them, and were despatching thirty to 
Scotland on the day of my visit. I pronounce no 
opinion on the relative merits of this and other 
agricultural implements of the same nature ; indeed, 
the makers saved me all trouble in this respect by 
declaring theirs to be " out of sight the best in the 
world," and farmers of my acquaintance find them 
suit admirably. This I can say, that I never saw 
better machinery for engineering purposes than this 
company has, or more care taken that every separate 
part shall be exactly made to a certain model, so 
that any duplicate of any portion shall precisely fit 
the same place. They make their own tools, keep 
the timber in stack to season three or four years, use 
largely malleable cast-iron, so that castings, although 
apparently light, are really stronger than heavier 
ones in ordinary cast-iron. 

Although I knew that the timber trade of 
America was enormous, I was hardly prepared for 
the immense stocks that, not only in large cities, 
but alongside all railways and rivers throughout 
the country, covered large fields with huge logs, 
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and " shingles ; " the latter are used for roofing 
instead of slates, and stand and " fend " well. 

The application of the terms '' wood " and 
" lumber " is the reverse of that common in 
Britain. A proprietor of one of the enormous 
timber yards would feel insulted by being spoken 
of as a wood merchant, for that in America means 
a dealer in firewood and what Englishmen call 
lumber. He would even prefer to be spoken ot 
as in the " lumber " rather than in the timber 
trade. Awkward mistakes have been made in such 
matters. The wealthy proprietor of an extensive 
calendering establishment in Glasgow, in which he 
had a great many employes, was innocently asked 
by a country friend " if it was a big mangle he 
kept, or had he twa } " for all that the decent man 
knew about the occupation was gathered from 
two signs in the village, one of which bore " A 
mangle kept here," the other " Calendering done 
here by the hour or piece," and both establishments 
were alike inside, with squeaking wheels and 
junking, stone-filled boxes. 

I was kindly shown over one " sawmill " by its 
energetic proprietor, where nearly 200 people were 
employed. The logs were hauled out of a creek 
in the river — down which they had floated from 
the upper reaches, where the backwoodsmen felled 
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flat being occupied by the " gearing." They were 
smartly marked for cross-cutting, travelled on by 
machinery ; a saw from the under flat was then 
raised, and the ragged end cut off; the log was 
rolled on to a travelling carriage, on which a man 
stood controlling a " lever and ratchet motion," 
by which he could regulate the thickness of the 
plank to be cut ; the outer " slab-wood " was passed 
on to make " shingles " for roofing ; if not suitable 
for that, it was made to yield what " lathe " it 
could ; the " waste " was cut into short lengths, 
lifted by an elevator into a drying-loft, thence, 
when dry, bundled by hydraulic machinery into 
" cheeses " for firewood, tied up for sale, and 
packed into railway waggons alongside. 

There were also machines for planing, "grooving 
and feathering," box-making, all going at great 
speed, with automatic travelling and feeding appli- 
ances. Sawdust was the only fuel used, and the 
resulting ash was utilized agriculturally. On com- 
plimenting the proprietor upon the admirable using 
up of every scrap, he said, " Yes, we sell everything 
but the noise. I wish we could sell it — would make 
a fortune soon," I quite agreed with him — the 
rasping and hissing and clanking were deafening, 
and the "pace" of all employes smart — very. I 
was told the thousands of feet turned out per day, 
but fear to record it. " Give me," said the pro- 



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prietor at parting, " to-day the plan of a house or 
shed, and I'll have the timber — ready to be put 
together — in the trucks to-morrow." 

" Prodigious ! " thought I ; " Prodigious ! " said 
I ; " Prodigious ! '' think I still. 

The question of the exhaustion of the forests is 
being talked of, as well as the effect upon the 
climate of clearing the timber from such large tracts 
of land. The woods along the railway tracks bear 
evidence of their being of recent growth. Where 
they are "primeval," the numbers of fallen trees 
lying in all positions, decaying or decayed, moss- 
grown and creeper-clad, afford picturesque and 
artistic " bits," while streams meander among them 
" at their own sweet will." State Legislatures are 
making forest " reservations," granting lands for 
timber cultivation on easy terms, and some of them 
are not above gravely discussing the " fixing " or 
changing of " Arbor Day," on which every citizen 
is expected to plant at least one tree, thus carrying 
out old Dumbiedykes' dying advice to his son : 
"Jock, when ye hae naething else to do, ye may be 
aye stickin' in a tree ; it'll be growing, Jock, when 
you're sleepin'." 

The " Vandyked," angular, crude rail fences of 
the older cultivated States have a homely pictur- 
esqueness all their own ; but the modern method of 
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and barbed top lines, does not improve the land- 
scape. There are few hedgerows — those exquisite 
lines of quivering green that deck as well as divide 
the fields of the Old World, and make a country 
look compact and tidy ; there are also great gaps 
untilled, ungainly ; forest marshes and marshy 
forests ; an aspect of neglectedness, almost waste- 
fulness ; and a general want of that " finish," 
which long cultivation alone produces. Truly does 
John Burroughs write in " Fresh Fields " : — 

' ' We leave wide margins and ragged edges in this country, and 
both man and nature sprawl about at greater length than in the Old 
World." . . . "The first whiff we got of transatlantic nature was the 
peaty breath of the peasant chimneys of Ireland, while we were yet 
many miles at sea. What a home-like fireside smell it was ! It 
seemed to make something long forgotten stir within one. One 
recognises it as a characteristic Old World odour ; it savours so of the 
soil, and of a ripe and mellow antiquity. I know no other fuel that 
yields so agreeable a perfume as peat. ..." 

" It takes a good many foul days in Scotland to breed one fair one ; 
but when the fair day comes, it is worth the price paid for it. Scotch 
sunshine is bewitching, and the scenery of the Clyde is unequalled by 
any other approach in Europe. It is Europe abridged and assorted, 
and passed before you in the space of a few hours ; the highlands, and 
lochs, and castle-crowned crags, on the one hand ; and the lowlands, 
with their parks and farms, their manor halls and matchless verdure, 
on the other. It is a pastoral paradise. One sees at once why this 
fragrant Old World has so dominated the affections and the imagination 
of our artists and poets; it is saturated with human qualities; it is 
unctuous with the ripeness of ages, the very marrow-fat of time." 




CHAPTER XV. 

MANUFACTURES AND TRADE. 

HE manufacturing industries of America 
are going forward by "leaps and bounds." 
Her immense rivers are being utilized 
all over the vast continent for water- 
power. This is generally done by a syndicate 
^ or corporation, which erects the damheads, 
weirs, sluices, etc., and maintains them, guarantee- 
ing to those who may lease " power " from them 
a regular supply at a yearly rent of from eighteen 
to nineteen shillings per horse-power. At Holyoke, 
Massachusetts, 30,000 horse-power is thus let out to 
cotton, paper, and other mills. I visited one cotton 
mill there, employing 1800 persons, turning out four 
million pounds of cotton yarn or cloth in the year, 
and already supplanting British manufacturers in 
Western and Southern America, and others in 
Easthampton, Mass., and Lancaster, Penn., fitted 
with the most improved machinery, and " birring " 
away vigorously. 

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employed, the engines consisted of few parts, had 
" Corliss " or other modern cut-off valves, were con- 
structed on the "expansion" principle, with small 
but effective " governors," and were purpose - like, 
effective machines. The motive power was generated 
in boilers, having a large number of small tubes as 
internal flues, and it was transmitted direct from 
the " fly-wheel " to the shafting by huge, wide belts. 
But I will not attempt further technical details. In 
engineering establishments I found fine machinery 
doing fine work. 

At Joliet, Illinois, I was shown over steel- 
works which turn out 800 tons of steel rails daily, 
and saw the "burning fiery furnaces," belching 
out flame and sparks, '* canted " over, and their 
molten contents poured into huge moulds ; saw the 
"ingots" re-heated and rolled, and rolled, and 
rolled again, until the perfect rail appeared ; saw 
bits of steel as large as a man's body cut through 
"like cheese," — rails cross-cut into lengths by a 
saw in a second. Need I add that all was done 
by machinery, cleverly, correctly, but certainly NOT 
quietly. 

A prominent feature of American towns is the 
huge mechanical grain "elevators," plain barn-like 
erections, towering up to 100 feet of one width, and 
suddenly becoming narrower at the top storey, where 
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A recently-built one is thus described : — 

"The yard will hold 300 to 400 railway cars, and two lines of rail run 
from the outside yard, inside the elevator building— one side of this 
being to the railway, and the other on the river canal. The building 
is 312 ft. long, 84 ft. wide, and 130 ft. high. Machinery is driven by 
a 400 horse-power engine. It is divided into 150 bins, 65 ft. deep, 
each with a storage capacity of 1,250,000 bushels. Ten railway cars 
on each line of rails, or twenty altogether, can be in the building and 
unloading at one time, and this is done under fifteen minutes. The 
grain is lifted direct from the car to the top of the building, poured 
into a large hopper scale, weighed^ and spouted at once into the bins 
of same quality. Four hundred truck loads are unloaded in a day in 
this place, and its facilities for loading into ships, or again into cars, 
are equally great, the grain being spouted into the hold direct, or into 
the cars." 

A visitor from Britain soon discovers in America 
that distinctions are less clearly drawn ; there is 
great freedom of speech, more interchange of little 
courtesies between employer and employed, and 
more at-homeness in social matters than in older 
countries. This has led to a frankness of intercourse 
and interchange of opinion which has often resulted 
in the discovery and application of improved methods 
of work, and partly accounts for the handiness of 
many mechanical appliances ; and, combined with 
the high rates of wages, it has developed the labour- 
saving contrivances characteristic of America. These 
are " legion," and include getting a wooden house 
upon a bogey and shifting it bodily to a different 
site. 

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the proprietor had been lucky enough to get an 
" early lot " near the business centre of a thriving 
town, which rose so largely in value as to command 
a tempting sum. He sold the site and moved the 
house to another lot, which he also disposed of well. 

Again he shifted his moving tent to his own great 
advantage, and I saw the same house of two storeys 
on its way to a new locality. The cellar part, upon 
which the house proper rested, was of brick ; under 
this the bogey was placed, the front wall having 
been sufficiently taken down to admit of its being 
got in ; the loading and " fixing " were smartly done, 
and in the morning it stood on a new site, half a 
mile distant from the old one, solidly and whole. 

Many of the waggons or lorries had hand-cranes 
upon them, and I saw an immense stone, at least two 
tons weight, quietly tackled and loaded by two men 
and the " windlass." I have seen twenty men fight- 
ing, and straining, and "peching" over a similar job 
in Britain, with pinches, and crowbars, and " heels," 
and " miller's lifts," taking three times the time, 
greater risks, and making noise enough to " deave a 
miller." Why have we not " crab-winches " on old- 
world lorries t Why, verily } 

The fire-engine stations of America deserve a visit. 
The engines are all " steam-power," and have fires 
ready to be lighted the instant the alarm is given. 
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alarm of fire is given by an electric machine, which 
also actuates a spring that loosens the horses. They 
trot immediately to their places in the engine, cap- 
tain's gig, horse reel, and escape car. The harness 
is hung from the roof, dropped instantly on the 
animals, and fastened by two applications of the 
attendant's hand. In seven seconds all are ready to 
start. I was in a station when a " trial " alarm was 
given. Before the sound was out of my ears the 
engine was ready for the run ; the firemen, in full 
uniform, had slidden down from the upper flat by a 
rope and were in their respective places. The horses 
were quivering and munching their bits, eager to 
be off, and they looked sold, and insulted, and as 
like disgusted as well-bred horses could, when they 
had to slink back to their stalls. When they do 
take the road, don't they just go ! The fire bell is 
well known, the track " given " to them, and they 
thunder quickly along, the engine fire blazing, sparks 
flying, steam hissing, and all ready for action as soon 
as they reach the scene of the fire. 

I paid considerable attention to the manufacture 
of paper in America, but I spare the general reader 
the infliction which a blue-book report on that 
subject would be. In all branches of that industry 
I found Holyoke, Mass.; Appleton and Neenaw, 
Wisconsin ; Lancaster, Penn. ; Wilmington, Dela- 
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advanced, and in every mill I visited I was warmly 
welcomed, had every operation and process fully 
explained, every question fully answered, and every 
facility afforded me for getting information on all 
points. For these, and much hearty hospitality and 
thoughtful kindness, I sincerely thank those members 
of the co-fraternity I was privileged to meet in the 
New World. 

They have abundance of land to begin with, and 
build roomy, substantial mills, handily arranged to 
save labour. Mechanical wood pulp is largely and 
cleverly used. They have numberless nick-nacks 
for doing mechanically and cheaply what is done in 
Britain by hand, and they are happily as yet free 
from that dreadful " pollution question," about 
which — well, about which — the less said the better. 
They have also fine machinery, and the power of 
production is so rapidly increasing that I think they 
not only need no "protection," but within ten years 
they will be sturdy competitors in all the markets of 
the world. 

" Meddling with the tariff" is a sore point with 
the Eastern and New England States, which have 
thriven so rapidly under its — to them — kindly 
auspices; but to the western farmer and southern 
planter, who have to sell their produce in the open 
markets of the world, and buy clothing, machinery, 
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means, and actually is, "throttling," and as the 
population of the West and South increases, there 
must be changes. 

No employment of labour or capital in America 
will tell so profitably or so directly upon its 
every interest as the development of the enormous 
resources of its rich soil ; and its other immense 
natural advantages should make it fear no rival. 
Protective duties have acted, and are acting, against 
the self-adjusting laws of demand and supply, as 
well as diverting capital into channels which the 
abolition of protection will dry up. 

America's ambition " to supply the wants of the 
world" might be so nearly gratified by her adoption 
of free trade, that it is doubtful if Britain should 
long for this as much as she generally does. Already 
American enterprise and capital have gone far to 
make that country independent of foreign supplies. 
In itself it can, from the range of its climate, raise 
almost anything from the tropics to the poles. Its 
mineral wealth is becoming daily more apparent 
and amazing. Coal is being found in practically 
inexhaustible quantities, in mountains or in mines 
so near the surface that it can be cheaply got out. 
Natural gases have only to be controlled in order to 
make them sources of power and light. Iron ore, 
containing 90 per cent, of excellent iron, with coal 
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can be blasted from the sides of the mountains. 
Every metal, excepting tin, abounds in rich lodes, 
and rumour says that abundant tin has been struck. 
Salt, sulphur, and soda are found by the square 
mile. 

Her vast seaboard, excellent harbours, immense 
navigable rivers, and growing network of railways, 
do the work of distribution cheaply ; the surplus 
populations of the Eastern and Western Worlds are 
pouring in ; there are two millions of square miles 
still to be colonized, and the increase of the present 
population from 50 millions to 1000 millions would 
not give the average population per square mile of 
some older and poorer countries. There are no war 
taxes, and none likely to be needed ; there is no 
military conscription swallowing up, as in Europe, so 
much of the time and energies of young men ; there 
is practically equality, freedom, and elbow-room. 
In Emerson's phrase, "America is another name for 
opportunity." And in Dr. Strong's work, Our 
Country^ occur these sentences : — 

"The United States raises one-half of the gold and silver of the 
world's supply. Iron ore is mined in twenty-three of our States. 
When storing away the fuel of ages, God knew the place and work to 
which He had appointed us, and gave to us twenty times as much of 
this concrete power as to all the peoples of Europe. Among the 
nations ours is the youngest, the Benjamin, and, Benjamin-like, we 
have received a five-fold portion." 

"Since pre-historic times, populations have moved steadily west- 
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to Italy, from Italy to Great Britain ; and from Great Britain the 
sceptre is to-day departing. It is passing on to ' Greater Britain,' to 
our mighty West, there to remain, for there is no farther West — 
beyond is the Orient." 

Such is a sample of what Americans think and 
write about their great country. I will not enlarge 
upon the darker side of the picture — " Socialism," 
" The Knights of Labour ; " the difficulty of getting 
the heterogeneous elements of all nationalities to 
amalgamate ; the grumblings, loud and deep, against 
" millionaires," and those who, by " bears," or " bulls," 
or "booms," enrich themselves at the expense of the 
many ; " the liquor traffic," the mammon worship of 
the mighty dollar, and other "incidents of fallen 
humanity ; " but close this mixture of a chapter with 
a few verses from The Biglow Papers, "Jonathan 
to John," written twenty-five years ago : — 

" We own the ocean tu, John ! 
You mustn't take it hard 
Ef we can't think with you, John, 
It's jest your own backyard. 

We ain't so weak and poor, John, 

With twenty million people. 
An' close to every door, John, 

A schoolhouse an' a steeple. 

God means to make this land, John, 

Clear thru from sea to sea, 
Believe an' understand, John, 

The wuth o' being free." 



CHAPTER XVI. 




SCOTS IN AMERICA. 

M ERICA teems with persons of Scottish 
birth and descent. They seem popular, 
and are credited with a happy readiness 
in not only making themselves at home 
there, but making it the better of them ; 
and need I add that the "cannie" Scot 
generally contrives to make himself a good deal the 
better of it. I did not attempt to reach the repre- 
sentative Scotsman said to be found at the North 
Pole, but I found his brothers plentifully scattered 
over every corner, from Quebec to Western Iowa, 
from Boston to St. Louis — honourable and honoured. 
In Chicago I heard the Scotsman defined as "a man 
that keeps the Sabbath day, and everything else he 
can lay his hands on," and in Washington, "as a 
steady, up-hill climbing sort of a crittur, that got 
what he tried to reach, and kept mighty tite hold of 
it if he did not carry ' whusky ' with him." I often 
experienced the truth of the saying, " This is a little 

world after all," as I met old friends, or was recognised 

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as a " kent face," by eyes and hearts that glowed as 
we spoke of the thistle, the heather, and the tartan. 

I met with such an amount of courteous hospitality 
from my fellow-countrymen throughout my entire 
tour, that it seems invidious to select individual in- 
stances ; but I venture to mention with special plea- 
sure the kindness shown by Senator James Beck, 
of Kentucky, during my stay at Washington. He is 
a native of Scotland, but has virtually always lived 
in America, is one of her most honoured statesmen, 
a strong free-trader, and a Liberal of the Liberals. 
Alike in the city and in his home he was most 
attentive. Nor can I in this connection omit W. R. 
Smith, Esq., curator of the Botanic Gardens at 
Washington, an East Lothian man, great on the 
naturalization of the vegetable productions of other 
countries, great in street and city ornamentation by 
trees, and especially great on " Robert Burns." He 
has a complete library of all the editions of Burns, 
wherever published, of all books where Burns is a 
prominent theme. I suspect he played a " special 
correspondent's " joke on me in a leading American 
journal, but I frankly forgive him for the bard's sake. 

It was gratifying to observe the large number of 
Scotsmen who occupy positions of eminence and 
trust in America. In New York I met Mr. Robert 
Carter, a genial octogenarian, the founder of the 
great publishing firm of Robert Carter & Brothers, 



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and listened with pleasure to his account of the 
struggles and victories of his early days : on the 
" gingham " loom at Earlston ; in the Seceder 
Divinity Hall under grand old Dr. Lawson of 
Selkirk ; as assistant " dominie " in Peebles ; of his 
success as a teacher at New York ; of his intended 
wife's relatives' entire respect for himself, but fear 
lest his profession might not yield a sufficient main- 
tenance for a household ; of his early start with a 
small capital as a bookseller, and publishing such 
old favourites as Boston's Crook in the Lot ; of his 
ready-money principles ; his bringing his father's 
family out ; his well-earned success ; his sixty years' 
intercourse with eminent authors and men : all told 
modestly and thankfully in words that showed great 
literary culture, sterling integrity, and devout thank- 
fulness to God for all He had helped him to be and 
to do. It was like " sitting at the feet of Gamaliel." 
In leading banking and railway circles on 
Wall Street and William Street were many Scots, 
and in commercial and literary circles they are in the 
front rank. Even the genius of poetry has followed 
D. MacGregor Crerar, James Kennedy, and others 
to the land of their adoption. I regret that space 
does not admit of the insertion of more of the 
'' wood-notes wild " which I heard from their lips, 
when privileged to sit in the " poets' bower," than 
the following verses written upon a lovely tree which 



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adorns the lawn of Grace Church, New York ; during 
my visit it was in full bloom and formed the orna- 
ment of Broadway, that busiest of busy streets: — 

"O lovely tree, magnolia tree! 

Of peerless splendour, fresh and fair. 
Thy beauty fills my heart with joy. 

Thy balmy fragrance fills the air. 
Thou art like handsome bride arrayed 

In robes of spotless purity ; 
Thy blushes chaste as they are sweet, 

O charming tree, magnolia tree ! 

With blithesome smile thou greetest May, 

Wreathed in thy glory and thy pride ; 
Thy graceful garb of richest green 

Thou wear'st far down the autumn-tide. 
Long may'st thou flourish, cheering aye 

The hearts of all who gaze on thee ; 
A sunshine and delight art thou, 

O charming tree, magnolia tree ! " 

May loth, 1883. D. MacGregor Crerar. 

In the Church are Dr. Ormiston, Dr. Wm. M. 
Taylor, and others, loved and loving ; and all 
throughout my tour I found the " children of the 
mist" clear-headed, open-hearted, and thriving. 

On the prairies of Iowa I found Scotsmen making 
the wilderness blossom as the rose, pre-eminently 
the farm of Blairgowrie, where Mr. Adamson of that 
ilk in Scotland, has 2400 acres under cultivation, 
with a farm-steading and stock of all kinds that 
would do credit to any county in Great Britain. In 
Chicago I found on the stock yards, in the produce 
exchange, and amongst her merchants, manufacturers. 



Scots in America. i8i 

stores, and millers, energetic Scotsmen, trusted and 
true ; while in their homes, as Prince Aldfrid wrote of 
Ireland more than a thousand years ago, — 

" I found in Meath's fair principality 
Virtue, vigour, and hospitality ; 
Candour, joyfulness, bravery, purity, 
Ireland's bulwark and security." 

In manufactures I found in Philadelphia, in 
Appleton, Wis., in Boston, Holyoke, and East- 
hampton, Mass., in Lancaster, Penn., in Joliet, 
Illinois, and other places, proprietors of large 
thriving works, or managing members of important 
corporations, or superintendents of immense factories, 
that hailed from Scotland, and were serving their 
generation nobly by worthily holding up her old 
blue banner. 

In Canada I found Sir John A. Macdonald, Prime 
Minister, full of vigour, full of fight, and full of bon- 
homie ; the Hon. Alex. Mackenzie, ex-Premier, who 
had for long served the Dominion faithfully, but is, 
alas ! far from being strong ; and the Hon. James 
Ferrier, of Montreal, despite his eighty-seven years 
of age, not only in the complete possession of every 
faculty, but keeping these in such incessant, un- 
wearying exercise in the Senate, at the Council 
Boards of University and Corporation, etc., as to 
shame younger men — active, alert, courteous, genial, 
and truly great. 



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I cannot dwell upon the learned principals, reverend 
doctors, or able lawyers ; nor do more than wish 
good sport to the keen curlers, enthusiastic golfers, 
crack oarsmen, or good shots, of Scottish descent 
with whom I rubbed shoulders in the Dominion. 

One incident of my visit to Ottawa redounds so 
much to the credit, alike of the living and the 
recently dead, that I venture to relate it more fully 
than such private conversations generally warrant. 
Finding, on reaching the river Rideau in the 
southern part of that city, that the picturesque 
waterfall, formed by its plunging over a ragged ledge 
into the Ottawa river, could be best seen from an 
engineering establishment erected upon a corner of 
land bordering on both rivers, I asked the proprietor, 
Mr. Paterson, to allow me to pass through his works. 

His face beamed on hearing his native " Doric," 
and, grasping my hand warmly, he replied in pure 
West of Scotland speech and accent, " Let you see 
the Falls ? — wi' a' my heart. You're a countryman o' 
mine, an' I'm proud to meet you. I've been thirty 
years in this country, and I'm as Scotch as ever. 
'Deed I'm a kind o' a far-away friend o' the poet 
Burns. My grandmother was Mirren Armour, an' 
his wife was Jean Armour, an' they were cousins." 

He took me to the points whence the brawling 
cascade and rapids could be seen to best advantage, 
and even in this land of Falls they are well worthy 



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of a visit. On my apologizing for trespassing on 
his time, he warmly said, "You're no hinderin' me 
in the least ; — I'm heart glad to see a' Scotch folk, 
especially them that come to see 'our' Falls. I'm no' 
needin' to work noo unless I like, but I canna thole 
(bear) to be idle. Man, I would like to show you the 
town ; it'll be a real pleasure for me to gang wi' ye." 

I thanked him, and explained that I had accepted 
Principal Munro's invitation to spend part of the 
forenoon seeing his classes and methods in Central 
West school, and was leaving for Montreal in the 
afternoon. In our further conversation, he spoke 
of his early days in Scotland, and told that after 
spending fully twenty-five years in America, he 
re-visited his native land. On the Sabbath after 
his arrival he went to hear his old minister, Dr. 
George Jeffrey, of London Road United Presbyterian 
Church, Glasgow, and thus described what took 
place : — *' He wasna called Doctor when I joined 
his kirk, but only plain Mr. George. I was forward 
in good time, and told the gentleman that was 
stan'in' at the * plate ' in the lobby, that I had been 
connected wi' the congregation five-an'-twenty years 
ago, and I inquired about a lot o' the elders an' the 
members that I knew in my young days, but they 
were maistly a' dead. 

" I was put into the minister's ain pew, and when he 
came in I saw little odds on him. He was aulder- 



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like, but there wasna a failed inch o' him, and I hadna 
heard a sermon like what he preached since I heard 
himsel'. It was fu' o' matter, an' direc'. After the 
service was over, a message came for me to come to 
the vestry. The Doctor gave me a good firm shake 
o' the hand, and, looking into my face, said, ' I think 
I can tell your name, — you're a Paterson.' 

" ' Quite right. Doctor.' 

" ' And I think I can tell your Christian name, — 
it's Matthew.' 

" ' Quite right again,' said I. After a crack about 
old days, and how I was gettin' on, an' my friends 
an' his, I said, * Dr. Jeffrey, how does it happen 
that your bow, as far as I can judge, abides about 
its full strength, when sae mony o' the gude auld 
elders and members are in the ither world ? ' 

" * Because,' said he, ' the Lord has been my rock, 
and my fortress, and my deliverer ; my God, my 
strength, in whom I will trust ; my buckler, and the 
horn of my salvation, and my high tower. Let us 
bless His name together.' We both went down on 
our knees in the vestry, and such a prayer I never 
heard, and never will forget. I've often thought of 
writing to the Doctor. If you see him, will ye tell 
him that you saw me, and that we're a' weel, and 
that I send him my VERY BEST respec's." 

I promised to do so as we parted. The first thing 
I saw in the newspapers, on the morning of my 



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arrival in Scotland, was the announcement that Dr. 
George Jeffrey was dead. 

I will not even attempt to enumerate the men of 
mettle with whom I came into contact that crossed 
over to this "immense subject" from the "land o' 
cakes," and have left, and are still leaving, their mark 
on every department of its life and work. And, 
while loyal to America and its institutions, they 
keep fresh the memories of " Auld lang syne," by 
Caledonian, St. Andrew's, Burns, Thistle, and other 
clubs, formed for mutual help and social intercourse, as 
well as by gala days for Highland sports and games. 

I would miserably fail were I to attempt to 
picture the wives and daughters of my countrymen 
in America. Even Burns would have modified his 
expression about 

"Ayr, whom ne'er a town surpasses 
For honest men and bonnie lasses," 

had he come under the spell of many of these 
" Flowers o' the Forest." I therefore dismiss this 
theme as far beyond my power. Will I venture to 
repeat what TWO worthy ladies told me as " a queer 
farce " ? Shortly after their settlement in America, 
and while their mother-\.orv^ViQ, was pure, they took 
seaside quarters at Newhaven, Connecticut, and 
asked the landlady if they could be supplied with 
meals, — pronouncing the word, as is done in the 
west of Scotland, " males." 



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The landlady's look of horror drew out, " Ye manna 
be understanding us, its ' mate ' (meat) we want." 

" Males ! and ' mate ! ' that's worse and worse. — 
Whatever do you mean ? " 

"Ye dinna understand us yet. It's board, it's 
victuals, it's food to eat we want," was the threefold 
explanation, which put all right. The joke was too 
good to be stifled, and many a laugh they and their 
friends have had over the " males " and the " mate " 
of Newhaven. 

Well may Scotland be proud of her children in 
the West ; well may America rejoice over such 
good subjects and good citizens. Next to a Scottish 
birth, a Scottish pedigree is often a matter of boast- 
ing, even back into the regions of the Covenanting 
or Chevalier times. The personal kindness heaped 
upon me I will not attempt to embody in words ; 
these have been, all through my tour, constant, 
thoughtful, and hearty. In this connection I would 
do my American cousins great injustice, did I not 
thankfully record that they, equally with my fellow- 
countrymen, have commanded my admiring grati- 
tude by the uniformly hospitable courtesy with 
which I have everywhere been met during my 
rambles on the great continent of America. 

There is a healthy absence of restrictive con- 
ventionalities and class distinctions in America, — 
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Scots in America. 189 

indifference. What a man is, or has, or has done, 
makes or mars him. Gentlemen carry parcels which 
Britons would " feel " to be seen with, and seem fond 
of pushing their children in a perambulator in the 
evening, or on Sunday afternoons. Materfamilias 
has to do more household work, for American 
" domestic helps " (called servants in Britain) have 
Republican ideas, and carry them out. No American 
female domestic, and practically I believe no Ameri- 
can wife, will brush any " man's " boots. Why " the 
brightening of the understandings^'' has been made 
the flag of the citadel of woman's rights, I leave to 
inquisitive sociologists ? Luckily bootblacks of the 
rougher sex abound, and the domestic " bete noire " 
being known, the want of polish at the extremities 
from " Day & Martin," or other " blacking," is under- 
stood and socially condoned, while some old fellow 
can generally be found to act as a peripatetic " Shine!' 
In my opinion, American women work hard, and 
to good purpose, " putting to " hands where British 
females look on. It is more of " come, and we will," 
than " go, and do." I found a smart, good-looking 
lassie, the daughter of the house, scrubbing a " store " 
floor. The family was small, had £'J00 a year from 
property, all free^ besides a good business. On being 
twitted by two young lady friends, who dropped in, 
she answered, " Why not t I like it, and do it better 
than anybody we ever had do it. It is good exercise, 
and saves half a dollar. Jim works," pointing to her 



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brother, who was parcelling away with his shirt 
sleeves rolled up, " and why shouldn't I ? " She wore 
her silks and rings at proper times, gracefully, and all 
the happier that she earned them. Several incidents 
of this kind showed that working, real working, was 
very general. Every lady trained her daughters to 
practical house-work, as well as to house-keeping. 

It was perhaps natural that I should have been 
more impressed with the appearance of the American 
women than of the men, — policemen excepted. As 
a whole, the ladies seemed statelier, more " duchess- 
like," more robustious, Scottice "sonsier," but less 
rosy-cheeked and blooming, than their British sisters. 
They had more self-possession, more affability, 
possibly more self-assertion, and a great power of 
expressing in few words exactly what they meant ; 
but this is ticklish ground, therefore I leave it. Born 
Americans spoke well, used fewer Saxon and more 
imported words than British people ; accent was 
observedly nasal, but there was little waste of speech ; 
conversation may have seemed curt, but it was always 
courteous ; and there was a frankness of intercourse 
alike pleasing and helpful to a stranger. 

The " pros " and " cons " of Republicanism versus 
Monarchy were seldom referred to by native 
Americans ; and those of the imported element, who 
were most outspoken and " tallest " in their talk on 
the subject, did not strike me as being well-informed 
or representative men. Their hobby-horse was " the 



Scots in America. 191 

expense of the Queen and the Royal Family," and 
they did not know that the revenue from lands — the 
private property of the Crown — nearly met all this. 
A comparison of the cost of government, with paid 
Presidents, governors, senators, and representatives, 
was in favour of Britain. Besides, it is difficult to 
estimate the cost, direct and indirect, of a presidential 
election, — indirect particularly, for canvassing and 
" stumping " go on constantly, and are costly. 

A change of President every four years has been, 
in the past, and still to some extent now is, accom- 
panied by great changes in public officials, high and 
low, tending to lower the class from which they are 
drawn ; for men doing well in their own trade or 
profession will not accept office for such a short 
period, while the persons appointed are apt to make 
good use, for themselves, of the short term. Happily, 
in Britain, there has been (excuse the term) a 
perpetual president for the past fifty years, — loving 
and loved — " Our NOBLE QUEEN," and long may she 
reign. There will be no canvassing or confusion 
as to the succession ; and where Her Majesty by 
conferring a " title " honours Literature in Lord 
Tennyson, Politics in the Earl of Beaconsfield and 
Lord Sherbrooke, Engineering in Lord Brassey, 
Medicine in Sir Andrew Clark or Sir James Simpson, 
Art in Sir J. Noel Paton, etc., we stake triumphant 
Monarchy against triumphant Democracy, and repeat 
" with heart and voice, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN." 



192 Bits about America. 

I cannot linger over the beauties of May-day on 
the margin of Lake Champlain with its chiding 
constant whistling of bull - frogs, its mountain 
surroundings of The Adirondacks, and the green 
Hills of Vermont, or on the rugged passes about 
Lake George, or the Hudson with its immense ice 
stores (Americans are "great " for ice), and enchanting 
surroundings of " the Catskills " and " palisades." 
Nor did I see the beauties of the " Fall " season, but 
keep that before me as a " Pleasure of Hope." 

Since my return I have been asked if I had any 
" swashbuckler " or " bowie - knife " or " revolver " 
experience ? No ; ten times no ! ! ! Once or twice, 
gentlemen (?) known to the police accosted me 
warmly, " delighted to see you," " knew your father 
intimately," " at your service gladly." I got quit of 
them very quickly by asking a loan of 50 dollars. 
In closing these " Bits," I confess to various sins of 
omission and commission, but detailing these would 
only further exhaust the reader's patience. May 
Anglo-Saxondom, Eastern and Western, co-operate 
in hastening Tennyson's dream of the future : — 

"Till the war -drum throbs no longer, and the battle-flags are 
furled 
In the Parliament of man, the federation of the world." 



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